# Strike Witches: 501st JOINT FIGHTER WING Take Off!
Strike Witches, the 501st Joint Fighter Wing girls, are back from battle and ready to relax as best they can! War with the deadly Neuroi won’t last forever, but one thing is certain, the war on laundry is eternal. Join these aerial combat cuties in a down-to-earth series highlighting the team’s hijinks between missions.
# Season 1
# E1 - 501st, Take Off?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ME55K2R/501st-take-off)
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The 501st Joint Fighter Wing,
AKA "Strike Witches,"
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a team of elite aces who achieved great
success in the battle against the Neuroi.
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These rare and valuable records depict
a side of them never seen before.
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The 501st Joint Fighter Wing is humanity's
defense against the Neuroi.
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"501st, Take Off?"
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It's been several days since I,
Miyafuji Yoshika, joined up.
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I do the cooking and washing
every morning and every night.
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Being a soldier is a busy job!
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I'd thought I was coming to
the front lines to keep
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everyone safe from the Neuroi, but...
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I'm not sure how this is
any different than home.
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Morning, Miyafuji.
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Barkhorn! Good morning!
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Sorry you have to make
breakfast every morning.
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No, I always did the same thing at home.
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I'm really sorry. Nobody else
is capable of waking up on time.
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I thought that every
soldier was like Sakamoto.
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"Hahahaha!"
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I actually use her morning practice
as an alarm clock...
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Don't worry. I do the same thing.
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Did you used to make
breakfast all by yourself?
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No, we took turns.
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Part of eating military food is that
even if it's bad, you can't complain.
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Each morning,
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I thought it would be my stomach,
not the Neuroi, that would be the end of me.
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The worst of them all was Mina,
because she had no idea.
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Wing Commander Mina?
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If she heard something was healthy,
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she'd throw it in without
thinking about how it tasted
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or how much of it she really needed.
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And during emergency missions
she'd feed us food dissolved
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by diluted hydrochloric acid,
so we could digest it faster.
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They say cooking is about
love and caring, Miyafuji.
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That's a huge misunderstanding!
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I almost wish I could've tried it,
just to see what it was like.
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It's better that you didn't.
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Good morning, Yoshika.
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I'll help you.
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Okay, make the salad.
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The whole head...?
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I'm all done, so I'm gonna go
work on something else.
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You're done? No seasoning?
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And she's better than most!
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Oh, it's time.
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Time to wake everyone up, right?
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May I go with you?
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Is it your first time going
to wake up the others?
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I've never been to everyone's room.
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We're waking up Lucchini today, so we'll
need some ropes and our Striker Units.
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We're just going to wake her up, right?
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She always sleeps somewhere different,
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and sometimes outdoors,
so we'll have to search for her.
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This wouldn't take so long if only
we knew where she was.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Great timing, Mina.
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Lucchini is on her way here with Charlotte.
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Sanya and Eila were on night patrol,
so there's no need to wake them up today.
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I see. If it's just Hartmann, all I need
is this good whacking stick here.
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We're going to wake them up, right?
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Eila is in Sanya's room?
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Let's go, Miyafuji.
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Right!
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Oh, sorry... Can you watch the pot for me?
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Sure thi--
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Leave it to me!
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Everybody's been tired lately, so I need
to whip up something extra special!
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Hartmann's a hero back home, isn't she?
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I guess, yeah.
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I'm sure she's got all these medals
and stuff lined up on her walls!
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I'm kind of jealous!
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Morning, Hartmann.
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Morning, Trude...
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I think I stepped on something and broke it!
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Clean your damn room!
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And don't go back to sleep!
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Is she like this every day?
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Yeah.
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Want to take a turn, Miyafuji?
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Hey, should we wake up Perrine, too?
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Squadron Leader! I brought you a towel!
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Thanks, as always.
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She gets up even earlier than
our honorary alarm clock.
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Morning!
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Good morning, Charlotte! Lucchini!
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You know, ever since Miyafuji came
I've looked forward to meals so much.
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Aww, you don't mean that.
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Food needs to be something
you look forward to!
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Good morning, everyone.
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No way...
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I just asked her to stir
the pot so it didn't burn...
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Who'd you have watch her?
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Lynne was here...
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She said she had a sudden stomachache
and would be taking the day off.
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She ran away...
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Now let's eat!
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I made you all something special.
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Please, no!
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I'll be the first to try it.
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Barkhorn, we don't know what's in it!
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Trude! No, sister!
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Here I go...
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Sister! Sister is...
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I'm making a strategic retreat...
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No fair! Me too! Me too!
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You guys are being silly.
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It just goes up the throat
easily, that's all.
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It's supposed to go down the throat, not up.
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It's good for constipation, too.
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It is, huh?
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How can she look at what happened
and still be smiling?
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Now, we've got a long day
ahead of us, so let's eat.
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Everyone, the enemy is attacking!
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Get to your stations immediately!
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Thank you, Neuroi!
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Yesterday's enemy is today's savior!
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Mina's Special Healthy Soup!
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Miyafuji, got a second?
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Sure.
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About today's training...
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Um, it's a marathon,
followed by sword practice,
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and then weight training.
Lots of stamina-building, right?
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Yeah. That was the plan, but...
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"Kitchen"
"No Unauthorized Personnel Allowed"
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But I kept getting requests to leave you
enough stamina to cook for everybody.
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So I'm going to have you
follow someone around instead.
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Anybody you'd like to follow, specifically?
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Us!
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"Us!"
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"Us!"
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--How about Barkhorn...
--Us! Us! Us! Us! Us!
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"Us!"
"Us!"
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Us! Us! Us!
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"Us!"
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"Us!"
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"Us!"
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"Us!"
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It'd be great if I could go with you two...
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I-I see...
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Is this really a good idea?
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You worry too much, Squadron Leader.
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Leave it to us, and it'll be fine!
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"Holds World Record for
'Most Times Confined To Quarters.'"
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You're talking to a super ace from
the land of rules and regulations, and...!
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"Speed Demon,
Goes For Top Speed Over All Else"
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A super ace from the land of the free!
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What is there to worry about?
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The good parts.
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Only copy their good parts.
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L-Lynne, why don't you join me?
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It's a good opportunity. Lynne, you should go
and see if you can't learn something.
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Squadron Leader Sakamoto...
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What is it, Lynne?
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I'd like to spend the day practicing
my inherent magic instead!
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That's right! Gotta train!
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"Kitchen"
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I-I see.
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I guess that's okay.
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Thanks.
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She ran.
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Make sure you get ready,
'cause you're gonna get a tan.
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You're on standby duty today, aren't you?
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I'll be waiting outside.
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Avoiding sunburn...
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You're out under the burning sun all day,
waiting for the Neuroi.
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Wait a second.
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I'll get you something.
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I told you, you're gonna get a tan!
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Why are you dressed like that, Miyafuji?!
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Wait, I'm the one doing this wrong?
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"On Standby"
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"On Standby"
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It may not look like it, but we're
really waiting for the Neuroi.
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But there's not actually anything
to do when you're on standby.
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That's why we use the time when we're
on guard duty to strengthen our weapons!
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Your weapons?
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That's right! The superweapon
that is this sexy girl's body!
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Why don't you say that again,
nice and loud, miss sexy girl?
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You have no right to accuse us of slacking!
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Do you know what lies on
the other side of this sea?
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The lands of mainland Europe,
which were conquered by the Neuroi.
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Curse you, Neuroi! Give back my homeland!
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These relaxing chairs allow us
to endure long hours
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without putting stress on our bodies!
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I see!
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I'm sorry for suspecting you.
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You should be sorry.
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Well, as long as you understand.
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You're facing towards
northern Europe, not central.
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Now stand up!
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Watch out, Trude!
You better not touch us!
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What if we told you the sunburn
hurts so much we can't move?
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Sakamoto, I couldn't find
any good parts to learn from.
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Well, forget those idiots.
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Now that I'm here, don't worry
about a thing, Miyafuji.
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Okay...
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You don't want to get a sunburn.
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Wear this.
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"On Standby"
**[10:13] ---**
Miyafuji Yoshika is struck
down with heatstroke.
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Everyone goes back to taking
turns cooking, like they used to.
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"Superweapon"
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Superweapon!
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"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
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Hello, everyone.
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I'm Yamakawa Michiko,
the best friend of Miyafuji Yoshika,
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who one day was approached by Squadron Leader
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Sakamoto Mio of the Fuso Empire,
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and joined the 501st Joint Fighter Wing.
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In this segment I'll introduce you to
the various members of the 501st.
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For our first lesson, I'll be introducing you
to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing itself!
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This unit is a dream team formed from
the best aces around the world.
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The cold and unemotional ace pilot of Suomus,
who's said to have never even been hit.
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The ace pilot of Romagna, who's normally
very serious but gets aggressive in combat!
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The super ace of Liberion,
who's always calm and composed
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when she takes down the Neuroi.
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And the quiet expert of Karlsland,
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who holds the world record for Neuroi kills!
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"Holds World Record for
'Most Times Confined To Quarters.'"
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These are just a few of this
dream team's legendary pilots.
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Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
to be with all these incredible people!
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It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
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The military's famous for keeping things
maintained and running smoothly!
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The inside of the base
is probably really clean!
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Next time: "501st, Clean Your Dirty Rooms?"
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"Next time:
501st, Clean Your Dirty Rooms?"
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You've never seen witches like these before!
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# E2 - 501st, Clean Your Dirty Rooms?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63K991X6/501st-clean-your-dirty-rooms)
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Spring. A peaceful day off.
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"501st, Clean Your Dirty Rooms?"
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A day spent doing nothing at all...
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A wonderful holiday,
where nobody bothers you at all...
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That's just what an ultra ace like me needs.
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There's lots to do. Like clean
the garbage out of your dirty room.
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I'm sure the angels will handle it for me.
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We share a room, and the garbage
is starting to get into my part.
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Then it's a gift from the angels.
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Don't stop me, Miyafuji.
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I'm heading to your room, now.
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My room?
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Oh no, that's so embarrassing.
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We should have a romantic dinner first...
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I'm going to clean it!
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--Spring. A peaceful day off...
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--Listen to me!
--Spring. A peaceful day off...
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You understand, right Miyafuji?
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It's a dump, yeah!
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Argh!
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--Mmph! Mmph!
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"Mmph Mmph"
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--I'll help.
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Thanks.
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We'll need to get ready.
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Morning...
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Huh? Are you going up into the mountains?
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"Mmph Mmph"
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Don't do anything rash!
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We're just cleaning up a big mess.
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Is that what you're calling it?
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"Why'd you tie her up?"
"I snapped."
"Gasp."
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I'm amazed.
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I can't believe you were getting
ready to go clean a room.
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Is it that bad?
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There's birds nesting there now.
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Birds' nests?
That sounds kind of nice, actually.
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It's a room out of a fairy tale.
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What happened to the fairy tale?
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Maybe the part about all
the new life being born in spring?
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Hmph! This is shameful!
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You want to be a doctor too,
so take better care of yourself.
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You don't need to be so mean!
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I'm a human being too!
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Hartmann!
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I knew you'd try to run, so I set an ambush.
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No fair! It's no fair
that you can see the future!
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There's even less places to step than before.
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How is there so much here?
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I'm putting the principle of "think of yourself
as always on a battlefield" into practice.
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I'm doing it deliberately,
but it still hurts...
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Yeah, I'm sure you are doing it deliberately.
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I never thought I'd have to
clear mindfields in the air force!
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Mines?
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I stepped on a potato...
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Sanya!
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It's stacked to the ceiling.
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Where does she sleep?
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It's simple!
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First I put on my Striker Unit,
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and then dive into the little gap at the top!
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I use my magic to keep it cool,
and then this wall
**[04:01] ---**
--keeps out all the noise Trude
makes in the morning...
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--You can throw every last thing out.
--keeps out all the noise Trude
makes in the morning...
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Oh, okay.
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Future prediction.
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This one's safe to take out.
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This one, too.
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This one...
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It's mean to just ignore me, isn't it?
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"Aaah!"
**[04:19] ---**
Are you okay, Hartmann?
**[04:21] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[04:22] ---**
Miyafuji, use a wide-area healing
spell centered on Hartmann.
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Okay!
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I'll use my full power to save you!
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The stalks! The stalks!
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The stalks! What do we do?
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I remember. The Squadron Leader
was practicing some kind
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of powerful magic to slice things in two.
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I'll go get her right now!
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Calm down, Barkhorn!
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If it's all tangled together,
couldn't we lift it all up at once?
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That's it.
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"Inherent Magic: Body Strengthening"
**[04:51] ---**
Now, Hartmann!
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Hartmann! Hartmann!
**[04:58] ---**
Just 45 more minutes...
**[05:00] ---**
She's asleep.
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"You'd better thank the others
for begging me to help you."
"Owww..."
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You know, I wondered where
all my pots were going.
**[05:05] ---**
You took them, huh, Hartmann?
**[05:07] ---**
I'm sorry, Yoshika.
**[05:10] ---**
Sanya?
**[05:12] ---**
"You even took the late-night snacks?"
"Please don't say another word..."
**[05:12] ---**
I make a meal before night patrol,
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and a lot of the time I eat it with Hartmann.
**[05:18] ---**
I think it's leftovers from that.
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I see.
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Sanya's homemade cooking?
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That's playing dirty, Hartmann!
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I'm sorry I didn't wash the pots.
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You're dirty, Hartmann!
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Sorry...
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We're done...
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I'm so tired...
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We basically just threw
everything away, though.
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I hope this taught you a lesson.
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Right, right. Never again.
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You'd better not.
**[05:48] ---**
Hartmann, does this feel weird to you?
**[05:53] ---**
Shall we cover the floor
in grease or something?
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I get the feeling that was a terrible insult.
**[06:00] ---**
What a pretty room.
**[06:02] ---**
Hartmann, I have a message
from Wing Commander Mina.
**[06:05] ---**
The press are coming tomorrow
and she wants you there.
**[06:08] ---**
Roger.
**[06:10] ---**
She said to make sure you have your
Knight's Cross with Oak Leaves medal.
**[06:17] ---**
Medal?
**[06:20] ---**
I found it!
**[06:21] ---**
I'm so glad... I'm glad...
**[06:25] ---**
So why did we do all this today?
**[06:28] ---**
I told you we didn't need to clean.
**[06:32] ---**
New life!
**[06:35] ---**
Morning...
**[06:36] ---**
Wing Commander Mina, good morning.
**[06:40] ---**
Good morning!
**[06:42] ---**
Wing Commander Mina,
why are you dressed like that?
**[06:44] ---**
Battle stations, everyone!
**[06:46] ---**
A new type of humanoid Neuroi
has entered the base!
**[06:49] ---**
What did you say?
**[06:52] ---**
Was that directed at me?
**[06:53] ---**
It looks just like the Wing Commander!
**[06:56] ---**
You're still saying that?
**[07:00] ---**
I heard there was a new type of Neuroi!
**[07:03] ---**
Yeah, I'm not getting involved in that.
**[07:05] ---**
Wing Commander Mina, that's overkill!
**[07:07] ---**
What's going on?
**[07:09] ---**
Oh, so that's it...
**[07:12] ---**
Yes, we're sorry.
**[07:14] ---**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[07:17] ---**
There's a party for the field officers.
**[07:20] ---**
Oh, so it was a costume party.
**[07:24] ---**
Medic!
**[07:25] ---**
She knows you'll get better, so lately she's
really letting loose on you guys.
**[07:29] ---**
You look so beautiful, Sakamoto!
**[07:32] ---**
You're so pretty!
**[07:33] ---**
Like a princess!
**[07:34] ---**
Aww, cut it out.
**[07:36] ---**
Of course, the Wing Commander's
outfit is more unforgettable.
**[07:39] ---**
That's right.
**[07:40] ---**
Like everybody says,
it looks great on you, Mina.
**[07:43] ---**
Oh, Mio, you're so silly.
**[07:46] ---**
"If it's for officers, does that mean
Barkhorn won't be dressing up?"
"That's a shame."
**[07:46] ---**
I said I would go in normal clothes...
**[07:49] ---**
What? This is exactly the time
when you need to dress up.
**[07:53] ---**
That's what she said.
**[07:54] ---**
I see!
**[07:55] ---**
But with that outfit,
won't Sakamoto be really popular?
**[08:00] ---**
That's right.
**[08:02] ---**
I need to make sure nobody bad gets near her.
**[08:05] ---**
The atmosphere!
**[08:06] ---**
The birds!
**[08:07] ---**
See you later.
**[08:08] ---**
You guys watch the base.
**[08:11] ---**
Sure thing!
**[08:13] ---**
Leave it to us!
**[08:15] ---**
Don't worry about a thing.
**[08:18] ---**
Sorry, Barkhorn...
**[08:20] ---**
Barkhorn already looks like
she's about to pass out...
**[08:23] ---**
Take care.
**[08:24] ---**
Bye!
**[08:27] ---**
Congratulations!
**[08:29] ---**
Be happy together!
**[08:30] ---**
Before we're even off the lot?!
**[08:32] ---**
The light's gone out in her eyes...
**[08:34] ---**
Squadron Leader...
**[08:36] ---**
What's wrong, Perrine?
**[08:38] ---**
Feeling lonely?
**[08:39] ---**
But too bad! The Squadron Leader belongs
to Wing Commander Mina today!
**[08:43] ---**
You got NTR'd!
**[08:46] ---**
I was kidding!
**[08:47] ---**
I'll give you a picture from when
she was a little baby!
**[08:49] ---**
I'll give you one of her spare eyepatches!
**[08:51] ---**
I'll give you a pair of her spare pants!
**[08:54] ---**
Wait, why do you guys have those things?
**[08:57] ---**
So this is freedom...
**[08:58] ---**
It feels like home...
**[09:00] ---**
Freedom!
**[09:02] ---**
What do we do about them?
**[09:04] ---**
I have just the thing!
**[09:07] ---**
What is it?
**[09:08] ---**
Do nothing!
**[09:11] ---**
I'm on duty today, but
maybe I'll bake a cake.
**[09:15] ---**
I decided to prioritize
protecting Barkhorn's sanity.
**[09:20] ---**
I'm on duty, but maybe I'll take a nap!
**[09:23] ---**
I can tune my Striker Unit without
having to worry about anybody!
**[09:26] ---**
Maybe I'll take a nap up here!
**[09:29] ---**
Nothing's changed from what we usually do...
**[09:31] ---**
But what should we do?
**[09:34] ---**
Why don't we go to their rooms, then?
**[09:36] ---**
The forbidden rooms?
**[09:38] ---**
So exciting!
**[09:39] ---**
"Mina's Room"
**[09:39] ---**
So, now we're here to visit
Wing Commander Mina's room.
**[09:44] ---**
Look! A closet with a lock on it!
**[09:46] ---**
What? Can we open it, you think?
**[09:49] ---**
She didn't lock it!
**[09:50] ---**
Now, what darkness waits inside?
**[09:57] ---**
What about Squadron Leader Sakamoto's room?
**[10:00] ---**
It's not locked!
**[10:01] ---**
The Squadron Leader is such a free spirit!
**[10:09] ---**
Freedom's tough, huh?
**[10:11] ---**
What is freedom?
**[10:12] ---**
Freedom means responsibility, huh?
**[10:16] ---**
We're back!
**[10:17] ---**
Everybody okay?
**[10:18] ---**
Squadron Leader! Wing Commander!
**[10:21] ---**
We were wrong!
**[10:23] ---**
Starting tomorrow, we're going
to stop screwing around!
**[10:27] ---**
For freedom!
**[10:29] ---**
Wh-What did you do?
**[10:31] ---**
Not a thing.
**[10:33] ---**
You're lying!
**[10:35] ---**
Freedom!
**[12:08] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:09] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:11] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:14] ---**
Today I'll be introducing Erica Hartmann!
**[12:19] ---**
She's belongs to the air force
of the Empire of Karlsland,
**[12:22] ---**
and is part of their legendary
Jagdgeschwader 52 unit.
**[12:27] ---**
She's Karlsland's greatest combat expert,
**[12:31] ---**
with the most Neuroi kills
of anybody in the world!
**[12:33] ---**
And out of all the witches,
she's the super ultra top ace!
**[12:39] ---**
With her genius intuition and cool,
level-headed powers of observation,
**[12:43] ---**
she keeps an eye on the
situation around her and
**[12:45] ---**
swiftly destroys any enemy in her vicinity.
**[12:47] ---**
And her inherent magic gives her the ability
to control the atmosphere around her.
**[12:51] ---**
When she uses her special technique, Sturm,
**[12:55] ---**
no Neuroi can escape her!
**[13:00] ---**
In combat, she's brave and unstoppable,
**[13:03] ---**
but normally she's very
quiet and introverted.
**[13:06] ---**
Many people say that she's like an angel!
**[13:11] ---**
Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
to be with such an incredible person!
**[13:14] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[13:21] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:23] ---**
Meals are an important part of military life.
**[13:26] ---**
I'm sure Yoshika and her friends
get lots of great food!
**[13:30] ---**
Next time: "501st, Head Out To Shop?"
**[13:30] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Head Out To Shop?"
**[13:33] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:36] ---**
**[13:39] ---**
# E3 - 501st, Head Out to Shop?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2477X76/501st-head-out-to-shop)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Head Out To Shop?"
**[01:30] ---**
It's payday!
**[01:33] ---**
Miyafuji, you've done a great job this month.
**[01:36] ---**
Thank you!
**[01:38] ---**
Is this right? There's so much in here...
**[01:41] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[01:42] ---**
It's your reward for stopping
the Neuroi advance.
**[01:46] ---**
"Pay"
**[01:46] ---**
The Neuroi didn't try to advance
a single time in the last month, though.
**[01:50] ---**
Take it with pride!
**[01:51] ---**
It's the reward for your labor.
**[01:53] ---**
All I did was help with the chores.
**[01:56] ---**
Keeping everyone in peak condition
is an important part of the job.
**[02:00] ---**
Nobody's going to complain.
**[02:01] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[02:03] ---**
I mean it.
**[02:04] ---**
There's a lot of people who really
haven't done a damn thing.
**[02:07] ---**
Man, I worked really hard this month!
**[02:09] ---**
I thought I'd die of overwork.
**[02:11] ---**
We're going shopping today.
**[02:13] ---**
Is there anything you want
to buy with your paycheck?
**[02:15] ---**
Well... There are some things I'd want.
Recipes, some kitchen utensils...
**[02:21] ---**
But I would say the
**[02:22] ---**
number one thing I want is
to not be in a car where Charlotte's driving.
**[02:26] ---**
I understand, but that's
going to be difficult.
**[02:29] ---**
Everybody else feels the same way.
**[02:32] ---**
Time to start the "Who Rides With Shirley"
rock-paper-scissors game!
**[02:35] ---**
--So Miyafuji and Barkhorn
are riding with me, huh?
**[02:35] ---**
--Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[02:38] ---**
Please drive safely...
**[02:41] ---**
Can I go with you?
**[02:43] ---**
Lynne?!
**[02:44] ---**
Thank you, Lynne!
**[02:46] ---**
It's nothing, Yoshika.
**[02:49] ---**
Perk up!
**[02:51] ---**
Sorry...
**[02:52] ---**
Okay, today's the day
I'm going to set a new record!
**[02:55] ---**
Record?
**[02:57] ---**
Oh, they're gone already?
**[02:59] ---**
Yeah, they just left.
**[03:02] ---**
Who ended up going?
**[03:04] ---**
Miyafuji, Lynne, and Trude.
**[03:07] ---**
Well, that's not good...
**[03:09] ---**
You forget to ask them to get something?
**[03:12] ---**
Shall I make lunch for us, then?
**[03:15] ---**
Our chef for the day just left.
**[03:18] ---**
N-No, there's no need for that!
**[03:21] ---**
It's not a bother at all! I love to cook!
**[03:23] ---**
You know, it's been a while since
we've had rations for lunch!
**[03:26] ---**
Yeah, it'd be just like old times!
**[03:29] ---**
Well, I guess that's okay.
**[03:31] ---**
I'll make dinner then!
**[03:33] ---**
Miyafuji, come back!
**[03:36] ---**
You two okay?
**[03:38] ---**
I'm slightly regretting coming along...
**[03:41] ---**
Aww, you guys are wimps!
**[03:43] ---**
I took 30 minutes off our
trip time for your sakes!
**[03:46] ---**
Yeah, all those cliff jumps and all that river
fording probably took some time off.
**[03:51] ---**
It's lunchtime already?
**[03:53] ---**
There's a really nice café near here.
**[03:56] ---**
Want to eat there?
**[03:58] ---**
Wow, you really know this place, huh Lynne?
**[04:01] ---**
It's so peaceful...
**[04:02] ---**
What do you think the others
are doing right now?
**[04:06] ---**
Probably having fun, like always?
**[04:09] ---**
We got through lunch, but I don't see
any way of surviving dinner.
**[04:13] ---**
We need to do something.
**[04:15] ---**
The problem is, there's
nobody here who can cook.
**[04:18] ---**
What can we do with the cards we have?
**[04:21] ---**
I'll just have to look into the future
to get us through this.
**[04:25] ---**
My savior!
**[04:27] ---**
It must be hard to do all the
cooking alone, Wing Commander.
**[04:29] ---**
I've come to help.
**[04:30] ---**
I know exactly what you're thinking.
**[04:32] ---**
You're worried because my sense of taste
is a little different than yours, right?
**[04:37] ---**
You knew?
**[04:39] ---**
Miyafuji's Fuso-style cooking
has expanded my taste horizons!
**[04:45] ---**
Yes! It's taught me that
stinky means delicious!
**[04:48] ---**
I-Is she just getting worse?
**[04:50] ---**
Don't worry.
**[04:52] ---**
May I say something, Wing Commander?
**[04:54] ---**
What is it?
**[04:56] ---**
The stinkier the better, right?
**[04:58] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:00] ---**
What are you doing?
**[05:03] ---**
The stinky beans and fermented bean soup
that Miyafuji makes, the stinky fish...
**[05:08] ---**
It's all great, isn't it?
**[05:10] ---**
The stinkier the better. Perhaps that is
the true secret of cooking.
**[05:14] ---**
Right? Right?
**[05:15] ---**
--Someone, come save me!
**[05:15] ---**
--It's thanks to Miyafuji!
--Someone, come save me!
**[05:17] ---**
"Surströmming"
**[05:17] ---**
And I've got just the thing saved for this!
**[05:20] ---**
Canned baltic herring! It smells great!
**[05:23] ---**
How great?
**[05:24] ---**
Imagine rotting garbage, but more intense.
**[05:28] ---**
--Somebody save me! Save me!
**[05:28] ---**
--But canned herring's not too much
different than rations, right?
**[05:31] ---**
--My life is in danger!
**[05:31] ---**
--I've got just the thing to flavor it.
**[05:34] ---**
Ammonia!
**[05:34] ---**
"Ammonia"
**[05:35] ---**
Neuroi! Come quick!
**[05:38] ---**
When you open the can the liquid
bursts out, so be careful.
**[05:42] ---**
Let's at least open it outside!
**[05:44] ---**
Huh?
**[05:45] ---**
The can's swollen up, and I can't get
the can opener to work.
**[05:48] ---**
That's your chance to stop!
**[05:49] ---**
Hmm? The cap on this is stuck, too.
**[05:52] ---**
That's God telling you to stop!
**[05:55] ---**
I know! Squadron Leader Sakamoto could
cut right through the containers!
**[05:59] ---**
Yeah! Let's ask her
to take care of both of them!
**[06:02] ---**
Listen to me...
**[06:04] ---**
"Sob"
**[06:04] ---**
They were going to open that stuff indoors?
**[06:08] ---**
I told them to at least do it outside!
**[06:10] ---**
Calm down. I'll tell them no.
**[06:13] ---**
Listen...
**[06:13] ---**
I'm sure you'll love it!
**[06:15] ---**
I know people from Fuso love fermented
foods, so I really wanted to try it!
**[06:20] ---**
Y-Yeah?
**[06:22] ---**
I guess we can open it outside.
**[06:24] ---**
Tell them no!
**[06:25] ---**
There are things that even I can't say!
**[06:29] ---**
Okay, go ahead, Mio.
**[06:31] ---**
R-Right.
**[06:32] ---**
Good luck, Squadron Leader!
**[06:34] ---**
Isn't that a little too far away, Hartmann?
**[06:36] ---**
--Go! Go! Squadron Leader! Go!
**[06:37] ---**
--Here I go!
--Go! Go! Squadron Leader! Go!
**[06:39] ---**
Squadron Leader!
**[06:40] ---**
No!
**[06:42] ---**
Don't try to stop me!
**[06:44] ---**
There's still time to save her!
**[06:46] ---**
"Decoy Fishing"
**[06:46] ---**
That's called decoy fishing!
It's a trap to lure you in!
**[06:48] ---**
--This smell... it's like you're
being embraced by life itself.
--Squadron Leader! Squadron Leader!
**[06:52] ---**
And this will make it even better.
**[06:54] ---**
Is this everything on the shopping list?
**[06:57] ---**
And now, a message from our sponsors.
**[06:59] ---**
Attention all members of
the 501st who are in town!
**[07:02] ---**
Squadron Leader Sakamoto has collapsed!
**[07:04] ---**
Please return to base immediately!
**[07:06] ---**
We don't know how long
we'll be able to evade them!
**[07:09] ---**
That was a message from Perrine Clostermann!
**[07:14] ---**
Why is Perrine running radio ads?
**[07:17] ---**
I don't know, but we need to get back now!
**[07:20] ---**
Get in! We're heading back at top speed!
**[07:22] ---**
Get in, quickly!
**[07:24] ---**
Can we go back in our Striker Units?
**[07:27] ---**
Trust me.
**[07:29] ---**
Wait, everyone.
**[07:31] ---**
With us gone, who do you think
will try to cook at the base?
**[07:38] ---**
I guess we could head back after dinner.
**[07:40] ---**
Can't fight on an empty stomach.
**[07:42] ---**
I'll drive safely on the way home!
**[07:44] ---**
"Decoy Fishing"
**[07:47] ---**
No, Eila!
**[07:49] ---**
--Sanya and Eila fighting? That's rare.
--I've made my choice!
**[07:53] ---**
And Miyafuji is trying to mediate...
**[07:55] ---**
Eila, calm down!
**[07:59] ---**
What's going on here?
**[08:01] ---**
--We don't know what'll happen! I should go!
**[08:01] ---**
--How did this happen?
--We don't know what'll happen! I should go!
**[08:03] ---**
--Think about your condition!
**[08:04] ---**
--What happened?
--Think about your condition!
**[08:05] ---**
--What happened?
--Eila, get back to your bedroom and rest!
**[08:06] ---**
--It seems like something really bad...
--Eila, get back to your bedroom and rest!
**[08:09] ---**
--Gulp.
--Why don't you understand?!
**[08:10] ---**
--You're not going to stop them?
--Why don't you understand?!
**[08:12] ---**
Listen up. It's time.
**[08:14] ---**
Let's go, Yoshika.
**[08:16] ---**
Yeah... but wait a second.
**[08:18] ---**
Eila, I made you a meal.
**[08:21] ---**
Please eat it later.
**[08:23] ---**
Oh, that's what the knife was for.
**[08:25] ---**
So, why were they fighting?
**[08:27] ---**
Well you see..
**[08:30] ---**
*Eila*?!
**[08:31] ---**
I see. A cold, huh?
**[08:33] ---**
She's sick, but she's still insisting
on going with Sanya on her patrol.
**[08:38] ---**
Hmm, how do we help her get better?
**[08:41] ---**
That's right. You wanted to be a doctor.
**[08:43] ---**
First, let's lower her fever.
**[08:45] ---**
Squadron Leader, I'm going to
take her clothes off. Help me.
**[08:47] ---**
To wipe off the sweat, right?
**[08:49] ---**
We strip her naked and throw her outside.
**[08:52] ---**
Wait! Wait!
**[08:55] ---**
A wet towel... It feels so nice and cold.
**[08:59] ---**
Who's that?
**[09:02] ---**
Sanya?
**[09:06] ---**
You feel much better now, right?
**[09:07] ---**
It felt like you had the most
wonderful dream, didn't it?
**[09:10] ---**
I thought I'd died and gone to the afterlife!
**[09:12] ---**
Hey, Squadron Leader.
**[09:14] ---**
Was Sanya mad?
**[09:15] ---**
Yup.
**[09:17] ---**
Want me to tell you an easy way
to get back in her good graces?
**[09:20] ---**
Yes! Yes!
**[09:21] ---**
You already feel like you're at fault, right?
**[09:23] ---**
So you've cleared the most
difficult hurdle already.
**[09:28] ---**
The next step is Ghandi-style non-resistance.
**[09:30] ---**
Just let her punch your face in
and then run to Miyafuji,
**[09:33] ---**
and it'll all be fine!
**[09:36] ---**
"Gori.."
**[09:36] ---**
That's a little beyond me, I think...
**[09:40] ---**
Well, just from looking at you two fighting,
**[09:42] ---**
I think you should be a little bit more
open about how you really feel.
**[09:46] ---**
I'm a pro at that. Want to hear my opinion?
**[09:48] ---**
No.
**[09:50] ---**
Don't overthink it.
**[09:52] ---**
You fought because you both cared
so much about each other.
**[09:54] ---**
Mina once pointed a gun at me
and said it was for my own sake.
**[09:59] ---**
But that hasn't put any walls between us.
**[10:01] ---**
That's a little beyond me...
**[10:04] ---**
She's asleep.
**[10:05] ---**
Now we just let her get some rest.
**[10:07] ---**
Sanya... Sanya...
**[10:07] ---**
"Mmph...
Sanya...
Sanya..."
**[10:08] ---**
Should we leave this here
so she won't be lonely?
**[10:10] ---**
Maybe we should, from the look of things.
**[10:13] ---**
Okay, night!
**[10:19] ---**
We're back!
**[10:21] ---**
Is Eila okay?
**[10:23] ---**
Yeah. I think she's still asleep,
but go pay her a visit.
**[10:26] ---**
Eila, how are you...
**[10:33] ---**
Where did Hartmann go?
**[10:35] ---**
She was just here,
filing a form to go off base...
**[12:12] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:13] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:15] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:19] ---**
Today I'll introduce you to Shirley,
AKA Charlotte E. Yeager.
**[12:25] ---**
She's from Liberion,
**[12:27] ---**
and once tried to break the world
speed record on her motorcycle.
**[12:32] ---**
And after she succeeded, she
joined the military to try and
**[12:36] ---**
break the speed of sound in a Striker Unit.
**[12:41] ---**
Almost instantly she became a top ace,
and was assigned to the 501st.
**[12:46] ---**
She's a genius witch that's head
and shoulders above the rest!
**[12:49] ---**
Her inherent ability is "Speed Boost."
**[12:52] ---**
Even the fastest Neuroi is no match for her!
**[12:58] ---**
It's the perfect ability for her, isn't it?
**[13:02] ---**
She's known as "Glamorous Shirley"
because of her amazing body,
**[13:06] ---**
and she's often used for
military propaganda posters.
**[13:10] ---**
But she's also a witch you can look up to,
**[13:12] ---**
who always keeps an eye on the big picture,
**[13:15] ---**
and can view things calmly and objectively.
**[13:18] ---**
Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
to be with such an incredible person!
**[13:18] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[13:27] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:29] ---**
You know about the European festival
called "Halloween," right?
**[13:33] ---**
I wonder if Yoshika's having a good time?
**[13:35] ---**
Next time: "501st, It's Time For Halloween?"
**[13:35] ---**
"Next time:
501st, It's Time For Halloween?"
**[13:39] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:42] ---**
**[13:45] ---**
# E4 - 501st, It’s Time For Halloween?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QWEN4Z6/501st-its-time-for-halloween)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, It's Time For Halloween?"
**[01:33] ---**
Autumn is here. These yams are great.
**[01:36] ---**
I can't stop eating these Freedom Fries.
**[01:39] ---**
Hey, you two.
**[01:41] ---**
--Have you put on weight?
--No!
**[01:43] ---**
Just because you learned a new
inherent ability called "hurtful words"
**[01:46] ---**
is no reason to use it on people!
**[01:48] ---**
So you knew it.
**[01:51] ---**
I'm Glamorous Shirley, you know.
**[01:54] ---**
If I look fat it's because
my boobs got bigger.
**[01:57] ---**
Maybe, yes, I've eaten a bit too much
of Miyafuji's Fuso-style cooking.
**[02:01] ---**
But how could I get fat when I'm eating
only vegetables like rice, beans, and wheat?
**[02:05] ---**
Because all you do is eat and sleep.
**[02:07] ---**
I just have a very childlike body
so my stomach looks plump.
**[02:11] ---**
You don't get to say that!
**[02:14] ---**
Miyafuji, got a second?
**[02:15] ---**
We need to talk.
**[02:17] ---**
Wait a second.
**[02:21] ---**
I'm getting ready.
**[02:24] ---**
You were actually fattening us up to eat us!
**[02:28] ---**
Why don't you ask her to cut
the fat off you then heal you?
**[02:32] ---**
--I should've known she was
just like the Squadron Leader.
**[02:32] ---**
--Instead of eating less,
you should exercise more.
**[02:34] ---**
--Fuso genetics and sharp
blades are a bad mix.
**[02:36] ---**
--Are you listening?
**[02:38] ---**
I know!
**[02:39] ---**
I'm doing some stamina-building
training with Sakamoto today.
**[02:42] ---**
Want to join in?
**[02:43] ---**
That's right. Why are you running every day?
**[02:46] ---**
Because autumn is sports season?
**[02:48] ---**
Oh! You're training for
when the Neuroi attack!
**[02:52] ---**
You two...
**[02:53] ---**
Aww, come on! We didn't forget!
**[02:57] ---**
It's been a while, so it
just slipped our minds!
**[03:00] ---**
That's right! The Neuroi
are always in our hearts!
**[03:05] ---**
So I want you to beat them into shape.
**[03:08] ---**
More than you already did?
**[03:10] ---**
Okay, maybe I've been slacking off.
**[03:13] ---**
But I'll show you that I can
still function at my best!
**[03:21] ---**
You want to stop running?
**[03:23] ---**
Why?
**[03:25] ---**
Sure, there's nothing wrong
with big and juicy fruits.
**[03:28] ---**
But don't you think that even if
they didn't grow up to be so big,
**[03:32] ---**
the best fruits are the ones
grown with love and care?
**[03:34] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:36] ---**
--Slap, slap, slap, slap!
**[03:37] ---**
--Stop it.
--Slap, slap, slap, slap!
**[03:38] ---**
Sit-ups are kind of exciting, huh?
**[03:41] ---**
Yoshika.
**[03:43] ---**
Basic stamina is important, yes.
**[03:45] ---**
But we're on the front lines.
**[03:47] ---**
I think training for
combat is more important.
**[03:50] ---**
You've got some of the top
aces on the planet here.
**[03:54] ---**
Take advantage of that!
**[03:55] ---**
I know! We'll pretend to be
the Neuroi and do a mock battle.
**[03:59] ---**
"Pant" "Pant" "Pant"
**[04:02] ---**
Nah, let's get back to running!
**[04:05] ---**
Running and sit-ups just make
you feel good, don't they?
**[04:08] ---**
What?
**[04:10] ---**
Miyafuji, let me tell you something
that will help you in life.
**[04:14] ---**
The wind pressure you feel when
running 60 kilometers an hour
**[04:16] ---**
gives you the same feeling
as a girl's breasts.
**[04:19] ---**
And we can feel the wind pressure over our
whole bodies by using our Striker Units.
**[04:24] ---**
You know what this means, right?
**[04:27] ---**
I don't see what you're getting at, at all.
**[04:30] ---**
But for some reason, it really moved me!
**[04:33] ---**
I'll go get my Striker Unit.
**[04:35] ---**
What did you say to her?
**[04:36] ---**
I told her there'd be boobs.
**[04:39] ---**
There are a lot of different
types of Neuroi, though.
**[04:43] ---**
Bugs, battleships, some even
split into more Neuroi.
**[04:47] ---**
They evolve in ways we can never imagine.
**[04:50] ---**
Sometimes they're red, not black, too.
**[04:53] ---**
Some Neuroi even sing!
**[04:55] ---**
I could imagine one shaped like a person.
**[04:58] ---**
A humanoid Neuroi that wears red and sings.
**[05:01] ---**
Is that Mi...
**[05:03] ---**
To be clear, you're not allowed
to insult your superior officers.
**[05:07] ---**
Okay, time for a mock battle!
**[05:09] ---**
Come and get me!
**[05:11] ---**
You're not going to use your Striker Unit?
**[05:14] ---**
An ultra ace doesn't need one.
**[05:17] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[05:18] ---**
No, I definitely didn't lose it
somewhere in my room.
**[05:21] ---**
Clean your room!
**[05:23] ---**
But it's yam harvest season!
**[05:26] ---**
You're growing yams in your room?
**[05:28] ---**
Was that where the yams
I had today came from? Was it?
**[05:32] ---**
There was rotting garbage in it
last time we cleaned it.
**[05:36] ---**
Why did you bring in even more garbage?
**[05:39] ---**
I'm not doing it because I want to!
**[05:44] ---**
Lynne?
**[05:45] ---**
Sorry.
**[05:46] ---**
I thought that's the kind of Neuroi
she was pretending to be.
**[05:49] ---**
She's scary...
**[05:51] ---**
All witches, prepare for combat.
**[05:54] ---**
It's been so long I'm getting nervous.
**[05:57] ---**
What's this sound?
**[05:58] ---**
It feels like I've heard it before.
**[06:01] ---**
What did you just say?
**[06:02] ---**
From the look on everyone's faces,
**[06:04] ---**
it must be the angel of Revelations,
sounding the last trumpet!
**[06:06] ---**
It is not!
**[06:08] ---**
Aww, don't be dumb.
**[06:10] ---**
I'm not sounding any trumpets.
**[06:12] ---**
It's the Neuroi!
**[06:14] ---**
There will be boobs.
**[06:18] ---**
Huh? Do we have any plans today?
**[06:21] ---**
You don't know because
you just left home, do you?
**[06:25] ---**
Is it some kind of secret holiday?
**[06:28] ---**
It's...
**[06:30] ---**
...Trick or Treat!
**[06:36] ---**
Um...
**[06:37] ---**
Wing Commander!
**[06:38] ---**
We got you a gift!
**[06:40] ---**
Here you go!
**[06:41] ---**
Oh, New Year's!
**[06:45] ---**
Halloween is the modern version
of an ancient festival
**[06:48] ---**
where people wore masks
to evade attacking witches.
**[06:51] ---**
Children would dress as witches and
ask if people wanted a trick or a treat.
**[06:55] ---**
If they didn't give the children candy,
it was okay to play tricks on them.
**[06:58] ---**
Aww, you told her.
**[07:01] ---**
And we were going to give
Yoshika some culture shock.
**[07:04] ---**
I got a shock right now.
**[07:07] ---**
Fine, let's look for other test subjects.
**[07:10] ---**
Want to join us?
**[07:12] ---**
You can learn all about other cultures.
**[07:14] ---**
I'll be here, so how about you
just come if you get hurt?
**[07:18] ---**
Don't worry.
**[07:19] ---**
There's a wonderful rule that says today,
you can play tricks and not be punished.
**[07:26] ---**
First, Eila.
**[07:28] ---**
Halloween is a festival for
upstanding ladies of good morals.
**[07:28] ---**
"Eila"
**[07:32] ---**
Just watch.
**[07:36] ---**
What do you want?
**[07:38] ---**
I'm sleeping.
**[07:39] ---**
All right, hand it over!
**[07:41] ---**
If you don't, we'll play tricks on your body!
**[07:44] ---**
What's gotten into you guys?
**[07:46] ---**
What happened to morals?
**[07:47] ---**
What is your problem?
**[07:49] ---**
Just leave me alone.
**[07:50] ---**
You sure? I'll scream.
**[07:52] ---**
That's a problem for you, not us, right?
**[07:56] ---**
Sorry. It's Halloween.
**[07:59] ---**
If you give us candy we'll leave.
**[08:01] ---**
Just wait.
**[08:03] ---**
--Miyafuji...
--Yoshika...
**[08:04] ---**
Right, right. I've been waiting.
**[08:08] ---**
"Eila"
**[08:09] ---**
The pumpkin started growing on my face!
**[08:12] ---**
Sorry!
**[08:13] ---**
Quiet!
**[08:15] ---**
"Eila"
**[08:15] ---**
Here. That does it, right?
**[08:17] ---**
"Eila"
**[08:20] ---**
Guys, ladies need to maintain self-control.
**[08:23] ---**
Sheesh.
**[08:24] ---**
I'm trying to get some sleep
before night patrol.
**[08:28] ---**
Halloween, huh?
**[08:30] ---**
You can play tricks and they won't get mad...
**[08:33] ---**
Trick or treat...
**[08:35] ---**
It's your fault for not giving me candy.
**[08:42] ---**
Watch carefully.
**[08:43] ---**
That's what people who complain
about manners actually do.
**[08:46] ---**
But you mustn't punish them
or turn them over to the police.
**[08:49] ---**
That's the iron law of Halloween.
**[08:51] ---**
Sorry, keep going.
**[08:54] ---**
Here, I got you a gift.
**[08:56] ---**
Aww, how sweet!
**[08:57] ---**
So this is Halloween.
**[08:59] ---**
"Perrine"
**[09:00] ---**
So this is a holiday for robbers, huh?
**[09:02] ---**
We don't go to places like this
where we're not invited.
**[09:05] ---**
So we're skipping Perrine's place, huh?
**[09:08] ---**
Hey, Squadron Leader Sakamoto says she
wants you to teach her about Halloween!
**[09:08] ---**
"Perrine"
**[09:12] ---**
Both tricks and treats are welcome!
I've been waiting, Squadron Leader.
**[09:18] ---**
Huh?
**[09:19] ---**
By "her" I meant Miyafuji.
**[09:20] ---**
You tricked me!
**[09:23] ---**
Those were for the Squadron
Leader, you beasts!
**[09:26] ---**
The cruel laws of Halloween say
you show no mercy to anyone.
**[09:31] ---**
Hey guys.
**[09:32] ---**
Lynne!
**[09:33] ---**
No! Run away.
**[09:35] ---**
Go right ahead.
**[09:35] ---**
"Grin" "Grin"
**[09:37] ---**
What happened to the cruel laws?
**[09:39] ---**
They don't do you any good if you're dead!
**[09:41] ---**
Some people you can't play tricks on.
**[09:43] ---**
"Gertrude Barkhorn"
**[09:44] ---**
Our next enemy is the rules monster.
**[09:46] ---**
Be ready, everyone!
**[09:51] ---**
Hand it over, Barkhorn.
**[09:55] ---**
I'll make you some tea.
**[09:57] ---**
It makes sense to be ready
in light of the risks, yeah.
**[10:00] ---**
I'm disappointed in you though, Barkhorn.
**[10:03] ---**
Have a little fun, huh?
**[10:05] ---**
Fun, huh?
**[10:07] ---**
Good idea.
**[10:09] ---**
Trick or treat.
**[10:11] ---**
Now answer me, Shirley. Lucchini.
**[10:15] ---**
You're 18, right?
**[10:16] ---**
You're not allowed to do
Halloween--it's for kids!
**[10:19] ---**
You should be ashamed!
**[10:22] ---**
You heard them, Wing Leader.
**[10:25] ---**
"The Next Morning"
**[10:26] ---**
You know, I didn't see Hartmann yesterday.
**[10:29] ---**
Oh, right. I didn't have a choice
since she refused to give me candy.
**[10:36] ---**
Hartmann!
**[10:37] ---**
What's she doing here?
Barkhorn, get help!
**[10:40] ---**
Huh? Barkhorn?
**[10:43] ---**
Get them before they get you.
**[12:16] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:17] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:19] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:22] ---**
Today I'll be introducing you
to Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen.
**[12:28] ---**
She's from Suomus, in Northern Europe.
**[12:31] ---**
She's one of the greatest aces not
just in Suomus, but the whole world,
**[12:37] ---**
and a recipient of the country's
highest honor, the Mannerheim Cross.
**[12:42] ---**
And you can't talk about her without discussing
her inherent ability, "Foresight."
**[12:47] ---**
This ability lets her see
slightly into the future,
**[12:51] ---**
allowing her to see Neuroi attacks
before they happen and dodge them.
**[12:56] ---**
Because of that, she's almost never been hit.
**[13:00] ---**
She comes back alive from
the most dangerous missions,
**[13:02] ---**
and is sometimes called "The Miracle Witch."
**[13:06] ---**
Since she doesn't use a shield,
she can conserve her magical power
**[13:10] ---**
and fight for a long period of time.
**[13:13] ---**
She's a true ultra-super witch!
**[13:17] ---**
Her hobby is tarot cards.
**[13:20] ---**
Because of her ability to see the future,
she's incredibly accurate!
**[13:27] ---**
The way she gets to be with Eila,
one of the world's top witches...
**[13:27] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[13:31] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:33] ---**
I'm so jealous!
**[13:41] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:44] ---**
Even on the battlefield,
the witches are still girls.
**[13:47] ---**
Of course, I'm sure they spend
a lot of time looking good.
**[13:51] ---**
Next time: "501st, Time For a Haircut?"
**[13:51] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Time For a Haircut?"
**[13:54] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:56] ---**
**[14:00] ---**
# E5 - 501st, Time For a Haircut?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJNKXPR/501st-time-for-a-haircut)
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**[01:30] ---**
Oh, Mio.
**[01:31] ---**
Your hair's grown out.
**[01:34] ---**
You're right.
**[01:35] ---**
It's getting in my eyes.
Maybe I should cut it a little.
**[01:36] ---**
"501st, Time For a Haircut?"
**[01:38] ---**
You cut it yourself?
**[01:39] ---**
Yeah. I'll do it now.
**[01:42] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[01:44] ---**
What are you doing?
**[01:46] ---**
I'm cutting my hair, obviously.
**[01:48] ---**
You're a girl, Mio. You need to treat
your hair the same way you do your life.
**[01:53] ---**
I get it.
**[01:54] ---**
You're telling me I need to commit
seppuku when I do it, right?
**[01:57] ---**
Forget it. I'll cut your hair myself.
**[02:01] ---**
You look like a mom.
**[02:05] ---**
If there were anybody else in the room,
you'd be court-martialed for that.
**[02:08] ---**
Here I go.
**[02:09] ---**
Oh, Wing Commander Mina. I have a mess--
**[02:13] ---**
S-Seppuku!
**[02:15] ---**
No! It's not what it looks like!
**[02:17] ---**
I see.
**[02:18] ---**
You were cutting her hair.
**[02:20] ---**
So, what was the message, Miyafuji?
**[02:23] ---**
They want to see you.
**[02:26] ---**
Right now?
**[02:27] ---**
Yes.
**[02:28] ---**
Right now?
**[02:29] ---**
Immediately, they said.
**[02:31] ---**
But...
**[02:33] ---**
Hey, Mio, what kind of hairstyle do you want.
**[02:36] ---**
Wing Commander!
**[02:37] ---**
You have to go, right?
**[02:40] ---**
I bet they just want to say "we're
opposed to your plan!" anyway.
**[02:45] ---**
Everyone who isn't busy
please gather in the office.
**[02:48] ---**
I'm so busy!
**[02:50] ---**
Yes, I'm so very busy.
**[02:51] ---**
I couldn't stop for a moment.
**[02:53] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[02:55] ---**
I have a correction on that announcement.
**[02:57] ---**
Everyone except Pilot Officer Lucchini,
Flying Officer Hartmann,
**[02:59] ---**
and Flight Lt. Charlotte,
please come to the office.
**[03:04] ---**
Good news, guys.
**[03:06] ---**
You don't have to go...
**[03:08] ---**
They're gone!
**[03:09] ---**
You're cutting the Squad Leader's hair, huh?
**[03:11] ---**
That's a serious matter!
**[03:12] ---**
I just said you didn't have to come!
**[03:15] ---**
Miyafuji, you deal with this. Okay?
**[03:18] ---**
Okay...
**[03:20] ---**
Cut it short enough that it
doesn't get in my eyes.
**[03:22] ---**
I want to do it!
**[03:24] ---**
Anybody else?
**[03:25] ---**
I want to do it!
**[03:27] ---**
"I wanna do it!"
**[03:28] ---**
Squadron Leader, I believe it's not
right to deny someone her dreams!
**[03:32] ---**
Don't you think she deserves a chance to
find a future that doesn't involve combat?
**[03:39] ---**
Sorry... You can do it.
**[03:42] ---**
Are they not thinking
about Sakamoto's future?
**[03:46] ---**
Does it itch anywhere?
**[03:48] ---**
No. I'm just fine.
**[03:50] ---**
This is such a nice sight.
**[03:51] ---**
It's nice to have this kind
of peace once in a while.
**[03:54] ---**
Is this peaceful?
**[03:58] ---**
Wh-What just...
**[04:00] ---**
Not another word, Squadron Leader!
**[04:01] ---**
Don't say it! She's crying!
**[04:04] ---**
Don't worry! Nothing's changed!
**[04:07] ---**
Can't you look me in the eyes?
**[04:08] ---**
"Waaaaah"
**[04:09] ---**
Can I go back to asking Mina to do it?
**[04:11] ---**
Don't make any hasty decisions!
**[04:13] ---**
It'll be fine! Seriously!
**[04:16] ---**
It was fine!
**[04:17] ---**
--Thank you, Miyafuji!
--Thank you, Yoshika!
**[04:20] ---**
"I had to restore thousands
of pieces of hair..."
"Sorry."
**[04:20] ---**
It won't happen again!
**[04:22] ---**
Don't worry.
**[04:24] ---**
After what I just saw?
**[04:25] ---**
Hang in there, Lucchini!
**[04:27] ---**
I can only do that one more time!
**[04:29] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[04:32] ---**
I don't know how Sakamoto can fall asleep.
**[04:34] ---**
It happens a lot when
I'm getting my hair cut.
**[04:41] ---**
I was fleeing reality.
**[04:44] ---**
Aww, Miyafuji.
**[04:46] ---**
Get to work!
**[04:47] ---**
Don't space out on us!
**[04:53] ---**
"501st Joint Fighter Wing"
**[04:53] ---**
Miyafuji, you should've stopped this.
**[04:55] ---**
Sorry.
**[04:58] ---**
Don't blame her.
**[05:00] ---**
The officer who gave the order
should face punishment.
**[05:03] ---**
That's how the military works.
**[05:04] ---**
Hartmann...
**[05:06] ---**
"Anyone who wants to may cut their hair.
501st Joint Fighter Wing"
**[05:06] ---**
So if something terrible happens,
**[05:09] ---**
don't forget what you owe me.
**[05:11] ---**
I'm sure the Squadron Leader
would be happy with any kind of hair.
**[05:14] ---**
That's the issue.
**[05:16] ---**
Wing Commander Mina, do you remember
the length of her original hair?
**[05:20] ---**
Perrine can tell you that.
**[05:23] ---**
I see! Perrine would know!
**[05:26] ---**
Oh, my. She passed out.
**[05:28] ---**
Why here?
**[05:30] ---**
--So, can you tell me what you did wrong?
**[05:31] ---**
--I had a dream where
the Squadron Leader was killed!
--So, can you tell me what you did wrong?
**[05:33] ---**
--I had a dream where
the Squadron Leader was killed!
--Negative!
**[05:34] ---**
You were watching, huh?
**[05:36] ---**
I understand! Just leave it to me!
**[05:39] ---**
Glad to hear it, Perrine!
**[05:42] ---**
Oh, no! I cut one millimeter too short!
**[05:45] ---**
Miyafuji, recovery magic!
**[05:47] ---**
--Oh, this one's a little too short too!
**[05:49] ---**
--Miyafuji!
--Oh, this one's a little too short too!
**[05:50] ---**
And here! And here!
**[05:52] ---**
Hurry, Miyafuji! Miyafuji!
**[05:58] ---**
Cut bangs are the best bangs!
**[06:01] ---**
"501st Joint Fighter"
**[06:02] ---**
What're the decorations for?
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, it's Christmas today.
**[06:08] ---**
That's right. It was
Lucchini's birthday yesterday.
**[06:11] ---**
"Miyafuji Yoshika, Welcome to
the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
**[06:13] ---**
So, I think it's time we had
a welcome party for Miyafuji.
**[06:18] ---**
Yes, Trude?
**[06:20] ---**
After all this time?
**[06:22] ---**
That's right! We're already close friends!
**[06:25] ---**
A little too close, if you ask me.
**[06:28] ---**
We were so busy when she came
that we didn't get a chance.
**[06:31] ---**
Smart thinking, Wing Commander!
**[06:33] ---**
The ideal commander always
observes her men carefully.
**[06:36] ---**
Would you not look at us that way?
**[06:39] ---**
Wouldn't it be best to have her
welcome party when everyone's here?
**[06:39] ---**
"The girls on night patrol are sleeping and the
Britannia girls are at a party and can't make it."
**[06:43] ---**
Okay, why don't we just say that
this is Mother's Day for the 501st,
**[06:46] ---**
and we're thanking her
for doing all the chores?
**[06:50] ---**
Miyafuji? A mom?
**[06:50] ---**
"Whisper"
"Whisper"
**[06:51] ---**
So the Wing Commander is our
mother's mother. Our grandmother!
**[06:55] ---**
Why would you say that when
you knew what was going to happen?
**[06:58] ---**
So, Miyafuji, you wait in your room.
**[07:01] ---**
Let us get things ready.
**[07:03] ---**
Just relax and enjoy yourself!
**[07:07] ---**
Wait, did we just screw something up?
**[07:10] ---**
"Bad news! She wants to
do the cooking herself!"
**[07:12] ---**
"Bad news! She wants to do the cooking herself!"
"Let's get things ready while she's not here!"
**[07:13] ---**
Is there a point to the hand signals
when she's not here?
**[07:17] ---**
But how do we split up the work?
**[07:19] ---**
Snacks, party goods, and cooking maybe?
**[07:23] ---**
"Party Set"
**[07:24] ---**
What's this?
**[07:25] ---**
C-Come quick, everyone!
**[07:27] ---**
I found the Wing Commander's
Neuroi transformation set!
**[07:30] ---**
Put it away!
**[07:32] ---**
Don't cause any more problems!
**[07:34] ---**
From the look of it, canceling
the party was never an option.
**[07:38] ---**
Hey, Hartmann.
**[07:39] ---**
You've eaten her cooking, right?
**[07:42] ---**
The stinky stuff.
**[07:43] ---**
Do you remember what it tastes like?
**[07:45] ---**
Not at all.
**[07:47] ---**
I passed out when I ate it.
**[07:49] ---**
I don't remember a thing.
**[07:51] ---**
If you can't remember,
what part of you is scared?
**[07:54] ---**
"This was before PTSD
was widely recognized."
**[07:54] ---**
My heart, maybe!
**[07:57] ---**
Very well!
**[07:58] ---**
I, the girl from the country where we put cream
on watermelons to make them sweeter,
**[08:02] ---**
will come up with some high-quality snacks.
**[08:04] ---**
I'll get the firecrackers then.
**[08:07] ---**
You understand, right sister?
**[08:09] ---**
This is Miyafuji's welcome party.
**[08:11] ---**
We need to go all-in.
**[08:13] ---**
Of course!
**[08:14] ---**
This dessert will be dynamite! Literally!
**[08:16] ---**
I'll make a gunpowder cake
in the pressure cooker!
**[08:19] ---**
Okay, let's do this!
**[08:21] ---**
Let's not!
**[08:22] ---**
Dynamite for dessert? Are they stupid?
**[08:25] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:27] ---**
After them, Trude!
**[08:30] ---**
It's a joke!
**[08:31] ---**
No, we can't take that chance.
**[08:31] ---**
"I didn't know you could
make a face like that."
**[08:33] ---**
It's dangerous to leave them alone!
**[08:35] ---**
Let me handle the cooking and go
pound the rules into their head.
**[08:38] ---**
The rules.
**[08:39] ---**
--The rules...
**[08:40] ---**
--I'll take care of things here. Head out.
--The rules...
**[08:44] ---**
It makes me happy, but a little sad too.
**[08:47] ---**
Getting ready for a party
is the most fun part.
**[08:53] ---**
I can hear all the commotion...
**[08:55] ---**
I told you not to bring dynamite!
**[08:58] ---**
What kind of idiot sticks candles
into a gunpowder cake!
**[09:01] ---**
--We don't blow out candles!
We blow up candles!
**[09:01] ---**
--I hope the Neuroi come soon...
--We don't blow out candles!
We blow up candles!
**[09:04] ---**
"Two Hours Later"
**[09:04] ---**
We're ready. Come in.
**[09:07] ---**
"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
**[09:10] ---**
Thank you so much, everyone!
**[09:13] ---**
It seems that people don't talk about
the things they don't want to see.
**[09:17] ---**
Before we begin I have a message from Eila.
**[09:20] ---**
She knew this would happen
so she requested night patrol duty.
**[09:23] ---**
Clever girl.
**[09:24] ---**
Miyafuji, it's been a little while
since you joined, but welcome.
**[09:28] ---**
I don't need any of the food
or drinks served at the party,
**[09:31] ---**
so don't bring me any!
**[09:33] ---**
Oops! I forgot to get a present!
**[09:36] ---**
Guess we'll have to go into town!
**[09:37] ---**
You aren't getting away!
**[09:39] ---**
"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
**[09:39] ---**
Okay, a toast to Miyafuji!
**[09:42] ---**
Cheers!
**[09:44] ---**
Glance. Glance.
**[09:45] ---**
You're not going to drink?
**[09:46] ---**
I know that what Eila said
is bugging you but...
**[09:49] ---**
--Run!
**[09:50] ---**
--Get out while you can!
--Run!
**[09:51] ---**
Oh, I guess she can't handle her alcohol.
**[09:54] ---**
It's alcohol?
**[09:55] ---**
She passed out from drinking?
**[09:57] ---**
Is this why Flight Lt. Takei told us
not to give you anything to drink?
**[10:00] ---**
Alcohol? Is this really alcohol?
**[10:02] ---**
Anybody who can't handle it, tell me.
I'll water it down next time.
**[10:02] ---**
"Disinfectant Ethanol"
**[10:05] ---**
Miyafuji, we're making a break for it!
**[10:08] ---**
One more time...
**[10:09] ---**
"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
**[10:10] ---**
I'd like to forget the past and start over.
**[10:13] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[10:16] ---**
I'll start over from when I decided
to join the military in Fuso!
***SIGN*** "In the war against the Neuroi, your best friends in the morning might be gone by evening."
**[10:20] ---**
That means you're going to quit!
**[10:22] ---**
Ethanol!
**[10:22] ---**
"Disinfectant Ethanol"
**[11:55] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[11:55] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[11:57] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:00] ---**
Today I'll be introducing one of the finest
witches of Fuso, Sakamoto Mio!
**[12:07] ---**
Her first battle was in the Fuso Sea Incident,
8 years ago, and she's still fighting.
**[12:13] ---**
She's one of the most veteran
witches in the world!
**[12:17] ---**
She's easygoing, friendly, bold, and honorable,
and cares deeply about her men.
**[12:21] ---**
She's the perfect, ideal witch!
**[12:24] ---**
They also call her the "Samurai,"
**[12:26] ---**
and when she takes her Fuso sword
in hand and charges at the Neuroi...
**[12:31] ---**
She rips them apart!
**[12:34] ---**
Her inherent ability is "Magic Eye."
**[12:37] ---**
When she uses her right eye,
which is normally covered with an eye patch,
**[12:40] ---**
she can identify a Neuroi's core!
**[12:43] ---**
Really amazing, huh?
**[12:46] ---**
She's also a great judge of other people.
**[12:49] ---**
She recognized Perrine and Yoshika's talent,
**[12:53] ---**
and personally invited them to the 501st!
**[12:57] ---**
What a wonderful person!
**[12:59] ---**
Don't you think so, Yoshika?
**[13:06] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:07] ---**
I've heard that fighting a long war
can mess with your mind,
**[13:11] ---**
but I'm sure that doesn't happen
to the 501st, right?
**[13:14] ---**
Next time: "501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
**[13:14] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
**[13:18] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:20] ---**
**[13:24] ---**
# E6 - 501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6VDQNZZ6/501st-are-you-feeling-stressed)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
**[01:30] ---**
War stress?
**[01:32] ---**
When you're at war a long time,
it causes problems for you mentally.
**[01:37] ---**
--I still didn't do it!
--The symptoms are denial of reality,
impulsive aggression,
**[01:39] ---**
--I have the proof.
--The symptoms are denial of reality,
impulsive aggression,
**[01:40] ---**
--I have the proof.
--tiredness and a sense of
self-loathing, supposedly.
**[01:43] ---**
--Am I just not educating you right?
--tiredness and a sense of
self-loathing, supposedly.
**[01:45] ---**
So we all have to take good care
of ourselves mentally.
**[01:49] ---**
I can tell it's a pressing concern.
**[01:53] ---**
Oh that? That's called domestic violence,
between a husband and wife!
**[01:58] ---**
So that's what Lynne said.
**[02:00] ---**
Stress, huh?
**[02:02] ---**
So we're going to do our best
to try and help with it.
**[02:06] ---**
I see. So we need to make sure everyone
spends more time training, huh?
**[02:11] ---**
A 30km marathon and a thousand
practice swings with your sword
**[02:14] ---**
every morning are just
the thing to get rid of stress!
**[02:17] ---**
Hey, Mina!
**[02:19] ---**
Miyafuji has some ideas
about our training regimen.
**[02:21] ---**
Sometimes I don't understand
what Sakamoto's saying.
**[02:27] ---**
Mental care! Great idea!
**[02:29] ---**
I asked Eila before to help and she
never ended up doing it, so I gave up.
**[02:34] ---**
Oh, that? Do we really need that?
**[02:36] ---**
I'm sure you don't, Mio!
**[02:39] ---**
--Is there anything stressing you out, Lynne?
**[02:39] ---**
--All the things I've told to
my wall or my glass of beer,
**[02:42] ---**
--I'm going to start telling you!
**[02:42] ---**
--Nope.
**[02:43] ---**
Hey girls. Don't forget about me.
**[02:47] ---**
Hartmann!
**[02:48] ---**
Like you, as a future doctor,
**[02:51] ---**
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to keep my friends' lives stress-free.
**[02:55] ---**
What are you actually thinking?
**[02:56] ---**
This sounds fun and I want in!
**[02:59] ---**
"Gorilla"
**[03:00] ---**
Um... glad to see you're a happy couple.
**[03:03] ---**
Stress, huh?
**[03:04] ---**
Well, Chris is awake now...
**[03:06] ---**
From love to war, leave all your
puberty-related problems to me!
**[03:12] ---**
What is that intense gaze?
**[03:14] ---**
Is it possible that I, a lady among ladies,
made some kind of mistake?
**[03:18] ---**
Or no, is she after my sexy body?
**[03:23] ---**
This is what's stressing me out!
**[03:23] ---**
"Mumble mumble mumble"
**[03:28] ---**
I guess the other thing would be Chris.
**[03:31] ---**
Someone's a siscon!
**[03:34] ---**
That's not true!
**[03:36] ---**
Wait, if I say that, Miyafuji might
think that Chris isn't attractive.
**[03:41] ---**
"Hartmann's stressed that Chris might get
a complex about her weird sister."
**[03:41] ---**
That's right. Chris' cuteness is one of
the great mysteries of western civilization!
**[03:45] ---**
She's like this in front of Chris, too.
**[03:49] ---**
Do you have anything
stressing you out, Shirley?
**[03:52] ---**
Maybe that I'm hitting a limit
in how fast I can fly?
**[03:55] ---**
My sister's a genius engineer!
Leave it to me, and I'll tell you the cause!
**[04:01] ---**
These two are the cause!
**[04:02] ---**
Every time you fly
they go boing-boing-boing!
**[04:05] ---**
My boobs are ruining my dream?!
**[04:07] ---**
Some boobs are better than others!
**[04:10] ---**
If you set your Striker Unit
up like an airplane,
**[04:12] ---**
so the propeller's spinning in
the opposite direction that you fly,
**[04:15] ---**
would it go faster?
**[04:17] ---**
Great idea! I'll try it!
**[04:20] ---**
Here I go!
**[04:23] ---**
I saw that coming.
**[04:25] ---**
I've heard what you two are up to.
**[04:28] ---**
Eila?!
**[04:30] ---**
Something's stressing Eila out?
**[04:33] ---**
Stay on your guard, Miyafuji.
**[04:35] ---**
What kind of terrible darkness
do you have in your heart?
**[04:38] ---**
What kind of girl do you think I am?
**[04:41] ---**
I, Eila Ilmatar Juut...
**[04:43] ---**
She screwed it up.
**[04:44] ---**
I...!
**[04:45] ---**
I need to be talked to before you do this!
**[04:47] ---**
She skipped it!
**[04:49] ---**
I've used my future sight
to solve many people's problems.
**[04:54] ---**
Have you?
**[04:55] ---**
That's great, Eila!
**[04:57] ---**
I'm glad to have your help!
**[04:58] ---**
I bet you are!
**[05:00] ---**
It hurts to look at...
**[05:02] ---**
Who are you going to talk to next?
**[05:04] ---**
Her tail's wagging, she's so excited!
**[05:06] ---**
Perinne's just up ahead...
**[05:08] ---**
Bad idea.
**[05:09] ---**
She'll chomp your head off.
**[05:10] ---**
"Squeak Squeak"
**[05:10] ---**
Lucchini, then!
**[05:12] ---**
No, she doesn't need our help.
**[05:14] ---**
Want to go anyway, just in case?
**[05:16] ---**
You were planning on walking
right by me, weren't you?
**[05:20] ---**
"Gaze" "Gaze"
**[05:20] ---**
Look me in the eye!
**[05:22] ---**
"Pant" "Pant"
**[05:23] ---**
We couldn't find Lucchini.
**[05:26] ---**
Why don't we have
the Wing Commander look for her?
**[05:28] ---**
Well, she's still busy...
**[05:30] ---**
Nobody ever thinks about how I feel!
**[05:33] ---**
Yeah, let's skip her.
**[05:35] ---**
Wh-What about Sanya?
**[05:37] ---**
We haven't talked to her yet, right?
**[05:37] ---**
"Grin Grin Grin"
**[05:40] ---**
Is there anything stressing you out, Sanya?
**[05:43] ---**
Sanya, feel free to say anything!
**[05:45] ---**
Eila carries me when I'm
sleepy in the morning.
**[05:48] ---**
I had night patrol tonight, but it's going
to rain, so Eila took my place.
**[05:53] ---**
Not really!
**[05:54] ---**
Thanks to you, I don't
really have any problems.
**[05:57] ---**
Sanya!
**[05:58] ---**
I'll make your bed, do your laundry,
and even take care of you when you're sick.
**[06:01] ---**
When you need anything,
anything at all, just tell me!
**[06:04] ---**
That's kind of creepy...
**[06:06] ---**
Hey, I should've asked earlier.
Why are you doing this?
**[06:10] ---**
Lynne told me that combat
stress is a problem.
**[06:14] ---**
Glad to see you're on top of it!
**[06:17] ---**
Regardless of how it worked out...
**[06:19] ---**
How did this happen?
**[06:21] ---**
Stress is scary!
**[06:24] ---**
Life is stressful.
**[06:28] ---**
Lucchini!
**[06:29] ---**
She always has so much energy!
**[06:32] ---**
Good timing!
**[06:33] ---**
Which way did Lucchini go?
**[06:37] ---**
Lucchini's got a cavity?
**[06:40] ---**
But why did she run away?
**[06:41] ---**
I told her how it's usually treated
and she ran away fast.
**[06:41] ---**
"This era had no localized anesthetic."
"Pedal Drill"
**[06:47] ---**
Where do we look for her?
**[06:48] ---**
We won't be able to catch her
just by chasing her.
**[06:51] ---**
There's an easy way. Don't worry.
**[06:55] ---**
That's why you're her mom!
**[07:00] ---**
I like it!
**[07:01] ---**
Let's go!
**[07:03] ---**
What bait will they use for the trap?
**[07:06] ---**
Dessert or pasta, right?
**[07:09] ---**
They're back.
**[07:10] ---**
That was fast!
**[07:15] ---**
We'll use Sanya's magic to find her!
**[07:18] ---**
That's a relief.
**[07:20] ---**
She's on night patrol tonight.
Don't overwork her.
**[07:22] ---**
What did you use the stick and rope for?
**[07:25] ---**
They're being used right now.
**[07:27] ---**
We kidnapped her from the tiger's den!
**[07:30] ---**
Our blitz tactics are unstoppable!
**[07:31] ---**
What did you do to Eila?!
**[07:34] ---**
What? Eila...
**[07:37] ---**
Hartmann?
**[07:38] ---**
Sorry. We really need to find Lucchini.
**[07:44] ---**
Okay. I'll look.
**[07:46] ---**
She's not bothered at all.
**[07:47] ---**
Orussians are spooky.
**[07:50] ---**
She seems to be in Shirley's room.
**[07:52] ---**
My room? Got it.
**[07:55] ---**
Lucchini, you're in there, right?
**[07:55] ---**
"Shirley's
Room"
**[07:57] ---**
Shirley? Is it just you?
**[08:00] ---**
Yup. I'm coming in.
**[08:03] ---**
I heard what happened.
**[08:05] ---**
Just leave it to me.
**[08:07] ---**
Really?
**[08:08] ---**
Look into my eyes!
**[08:08] ---**
"Lies"
**[08:10] ---**
Are these the eyes of a liar?
**[08:11] ---**
Shirley!
**[08:12] ---**
"Bwaaaaah"
**[08:13] ---**
Come on, doctor! That's your cue!
**[08:15] ---**
"I'm just going to put
a healing spell on you."
**[08:16] ---**
It feels good to help others.
**[08:17] ---**
"I'm just going to put a healing spell on you."
"What? It's not a drill?"
**[08:18] ---**
Is this how Miyafuji always feels?
**[08:20] ---**
"It's not!"
**[08:21] ---**
You know, though, we're lucky she was here.
**[08:21] ---**
"It's not!"
"Yay!"
**[08:25] ---**
Why?
**[08:26] ---**
The home remedy for a cavity
is to just pull out the tooth.
**[08:31] ---**
Scary!
**[08:31] ---**
"Oww! Oww! Oww!"
**[08:32] ---**
Good thing we've got Miyafuji.
**[08:35] ---**
It hurts?!
**[08:36] ---**
"Waaah!"
**[08:37] ---**
What happened?
**[08:38] ---**
I don't understand!
**[08:40] ---**
Did you strengthen the
bacteria in the cavity?
**[08:43] ---**
Does that happen?
**[08:45] ---**
I wish I could just heal the tooth...
**[08:48] ---**
I guess we go ask everybody.
**[08:53] ---**
Go to a hospital.
**[08:56] ---**
I think she'll have to go to a hospital.
**[08:59] ---**
I know a way to get rid of
a cavity without using a drill.
**[09:03] ---**
Really?
**[09:06] ---**
No, I don't know...
**[09:08] ---**
Not only does it heal fast,
**[09:10] ---**
it's what the doctors in town do.
**[09:12] ---**
I see...
**[09:13] ---**
Right?
**[09:15] ---**
Hold it!
**[09:17] ---**
Welcome back.
**[09:18] ---**
How'd it go?
**[09:19] ---**
I got a bunch of stuff
that helps with tooth pain.
**[09:23] ---**
She asked the wrong people.
**[09:25] ---**
What did they tell her?!
**[09:28] ---**
Here's crushed dried plums
to help with the pain.
**[09:31] ---**
It's sour!
**[09:33] ---**
Grated garlic, then.
**[09:34] ---**
It stinks!
**[09:36] ---**
Resin-flavored candy...
**[09:37] ---**
Stinky and nasty!
**[09:40] ---**
Glance.
**[09:41] ---**
Don't lose your conscience!
**[09:43] ---**
Hey guys.
**[09:43] ---**
"There there there"
**[09:44] ---**
Oh, Lynne.
**[09:46] ---**
I came up with a way to
get rid of a cavity instantly.
**[09:50] ---**
What is it?
**[09:51] ---**
First, tie a thread around a door handle,
**[09:54] ---**
and then tie the other end around the cavity.
**[09:57] ---**
If you slam the door
the tooth will come right out.
**[10:02] ---**
If you go to the hospital they'll
just take it out anyway.
**[10:05] ---**
So I think if somebody who can
use healing magic does it,
**[10:07] ---**
it'll hurt less after it's done.
**[10:11] ---**
You're right...
**[10:12] ---**
Miyafuji!
**[10:14] ---**
Okay, Lucchini, open wide!
**[10:17] ---**
Run, Lucchini!
**[10:22] ---**
Are you okay?
**[10:24] ---**
The tooth!
**[10:26] ---**
Oww!
**[10:27] ---**
That's the tooth with the cavity.
**[10:30] ---**
Oh, I see a new tooth
where the old one was...
**[10:33] ---**
It wasn't a cavity, it was...
**[10:35] ---**
A baby tooth!
**[10:36] ---**
"Several Days Later"
**[10:38] ---**
Hooray! New tooth!
**[10:40] ---**
"Perrine"
**[10:41] ---**
It wasn't a cavity,
it was a new tooth coming in...
**[10:44] ---**
I'm so glad... so glad...
**[10:46] ---**
Now let's make it so everybody's
sure to not get cavities, Yoshika.
**[10:51] ---**
Yeah. You're right, Lynne.
**[10:56] ---**
What is this?
**[10:58] ---**
It's relaxing here in this tight space.
**[12:31] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:32] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:34] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:37] ---**
Today's witch is Francesca Lucchini!
**[12:43] ---**
She's an ace witch from
the Romagna Air Force,
**[12:47] ---**
and the youngest witch in the 501st.
**[12:49] ---**
Her abilities as a witch were
identified at the age of ten,
**[12:53] ---**
and she was recruited into the military.
**[12:54] ---**
She's a super-genius girl!
**[12:57] ---**
Her cuteness makes her the group's mascot,
**[13:01] ---**
and everybody thinks of
her as a little sister.
**[13:04] ---**
But when the battle starts,
**[13:06] ---**
she's a brave witch who's
not scared of any Neuroi.
**[13:12] ---**
Her inherent abilities
let her use light and heat,
**[13:14] ---**
as well as multiple layers of shields.
**[13:17] ---**
She can attack with power you'd never believe
**[13:19] ---**
could come from someone so young and tiny,
**[13:21] ---**
and she's used that power
to achieve many victories.
**[13:24] ---**
They say that she's far more
accommodating of other people
**[13:27] ---**
than her youth would suggest,
**[13:28] ---**
as well as quiet and studious.
**[13:31] ---**
Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
to be with such an incredible person!
**[13:42] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:44] ---**
February is Setsubun season in Fuso!
**[13:47] ---**
Do you think Yoshika and
the others are throwing beans?
**[13:50] ---**
Next time: "501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?"
**[13:50] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?"
**[13:54] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:56] ---**
**[14:00] ---**
# E7 - 501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6W45MK2R/501st-get-ready-for-setsubun)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?"
**[01:31] ---**
It's night patrol time... gotta wake up...
**[01:34] ---**
You can sleep a little more.
**[01:37] ---**
Ready... go!
**[01:41] ---**
What's this about?
**[01:42] ---**
--Congratulations! Congratulations!
Congratulations...
**[01:43] ---**
--What? What are you guys doing?
--Congratulations! Congratulations!
Congratulations...
**[01:47] ---**
Is this... a rice shower?
**[01:51] ---**
Knock it off, guys!
**[01:53] ---**
--Soy beans?
--Congratulations! Congratulations!
This is for you!
**[01:54] ---**
--What are they doing?
--Congratulations! Congratulations!
This is for you!
**[01:57] ---**
It's February 3rd! Setsubun!
**[02:00] ---**
So you were following some Fuso tradition?
**[02:03] ---**
We were throwing beans to drive off the *oni*.
**[02:06] ---**
*Oni* are similar to what you'd call devils.
**[02:09] ---**
And when you throw the beans at the *oni*,
they scream in pain and run.
**[02:14] ---**
So they're doing it right, but...
**[02:17] ---**
That tradition's going to involve
a lot of clean up...
**[02:23] ---**
The beans...
**[02:24] ---**
...broke the wall.
**[02:25] ---**
You throw beans at *oni* and devils, right?
**[02:28] ---**
Don't blame me.
That's just what you do for Setsubun.
**[02:30] ---**
Here you go. She's a black devil.
**[02:32] ---**
Here you go. She's got *oni* boobs.
**[02:34] ---**
I'm not exactly behaving perfectly myself.
**[02:37] ---**
When I punished them I made it
so you had to do extra work.
**[02:42] ---**
No.
**[02:43] ---**
I understand that you're
doing it out of love,
**[02:46] ---**
to make them better people in the future.
**[02:50] ---**
My little sister!
**[02:52] ---**
It's hard to believe that someone so obsessed
with rules could soften up like that.
**[02:56] ---**
Maybe it's the power of Miyafuji's love.
**[02:58] ---**
--Upsy-daisy Upsy-daisy!
**[02:59] ---**
--What's wrong?
--Upsy-daisy Upsy-daisy!
**[03:00] ---**
No... That's not love.
**[03:02] ---**
It's Stockholm Syndrome.
**[03:04] ---**
"Stockholm Syndrome"
**[03:06] ---**
Where people who've been kidnapped or
**[03:08] ---**
held hostage come to trust or fall in love
with their captors due to extreme stress.
**[03:13] ---**
Miyafuji was taken all the way from Fuso
**[03:15] ---**
to the front lines,
where she's not allowed to leave.
**[03:17] ---**
What you're seeing is Stockholm Syndrome.
**[03:20] ---**
I see. I almost made a serious mistake.
**[03:23] ---**
Be careful.
**[03:24] ---**
"Whisper" "Whisper"
**[03:24] ---**
Now that you mention it,
it does seem criminal.
**[03:27] ---**
Right?
**[03:31] ---**
This is normal in Fuso, huh?
**[03:35] ---**
Yeah. I know what you're thinking.
**[03:35] ---**
"Anchovy"
**[03:37] ---**
"Bean Bag"
**[03:37] ---**
"Wow, that's scary..."
**[03:37] ---**
I'm taking some beans.
**[03:39] ---**
Don't throw them all.
**[03:41] ---**
Later you eat one for each year
you’ve been alive.
**[03:44] ---**
"Soybeans"
**[03:44] ---**
Do we have enough, though?
**[03:47] ---**
I'll have to ask Wing Commander Mina how many
people we've got and how old they are.
**[03:50] ---**
Miyafuji thinks Mina is tens
of thousands of years old.
**[03:53] ---**
Even I couldn't ask her
that unless I was drunk.
**[03:55] ---**
No, I mean for the entire base!
**[03:58] ---**
Miyafuji, please report to the cafeteria.
**[04:02] ---**
"Aaah!"
**[04:04] ---**
"Cafeteria"
**[04:05] ---**
A package?
**[04:06] ---**
Yes.
**[04:07] ---**
And a letter.
**[04:09] ---**
Anyway, I'll be going.
**[04:11] ---**
"Inspected"
**[04:12] ---**
It's from home!
**[04:14] ---**
That's great.
**[04:16] ---**
Can we open this?
**[04:17] ---**
Go ahead.
**[04:19] ---**
What is it?
**[04:21] ---**
I'm just so happy...
**[04:22] ---**
Maybe I was homesick.
**[04:25] ---**
I see. But don't forget,
**[04:28] ---**
you've got family here in the 501st, too.
**[04:32] ---**
Thank you, big sister!
**[04:34] ---**
Little sister!
**[04:35] ---**
Doctor, is that...?
**[04:37] ---**
That's Lima Syndrome.
**[04:40] ---**
It's the opposite of what you saw before,
**[04:42] ---**
when the kidnapper falls
in love with their victim.
**[04:45] ---**
I see. Very educational.
**[04:48] ---**
What's the letter say?
**[04:50] ---**
I'm amazed you can talk like that.
**[04:50] ---**
"Inspected"
**[04:52] ---**
Um... "Dear Yoshika.
**[04:54] ---**
I can read in the papers that
the fighting is very fierce."
**[04:58] ---**
Huh? My chest aches...
**[05:00] ---**
Maybe there is some good in you.
**[05:02] ---**
I'm sending you mochi because I don't
think you got any for New Year's.
**[05:05] ---**
Please eat them with your friends.
**[05:07] ---**
So these are the famous Fuso mochi!
**[05:09] ---**
I've never seen them before!
**[05:11] ---**
From Fuso, dated mid-December!
**[05:13] ---**
Mochi are green, huh?
**[05:15] ---**
"The State of Sea Transportation in 1944"
**[05:16] ---**
Green mold!
**[05:17] ---**
I know that's what you should expect
after two months at sea,
**[05:21] ---**
but still, it's a shame when they spent
all that time to make them.
**[05:24] ---**
You can just take the mold off and eat them.
**[05:26] ---**
"That's just what they used to do!
Don't try this at home!"
**[05:26] ---**
The mold's only on the surface.
It's fine underneath.
**[05:29] ---**
I'm amazed you know that.
**[05:31] ---**
I'm used to seeing it.
**[05:32] ---**
--Let's cook them on the fire.
**[05:33] ---**
--What did she just say about the mold?
--Let's cook them on the fire.
**[05:34] ---**
--What did she just say about the mold?
--Can I cook a yam, too?
**[05:35] ---**
--I heard nothing.
--Can I cook a yam, too?
**[05:38] ---**
How mysterious!
**[05:39] ---**
They're ready!
**[05:41] ---**
"Chew Chew Chew"
**[05:41] ---**
It feels like gum. Am I supposed to spit
it out when I can't taste it anymore?
**[05:45] ---**
Swallow it.
**[05:48] ---**
Can I have another?
**[05:49] ---**
There's plenty so I'll keep making them.
**[05:52] ---**
Hartmann, are they not to your liking?
**[05:55] ---**
I think I missed my chance to swallow it...
**[05:58] ---**
It's hard your first time, huh?
**[06:01] ---**
I heard some people die
from it every year, huh?
**[06:04] ---**
Really?
**[06:06] ---**
Yes.
**[06:07] ---**
Every year someone gets it stuck
in their throat and dies.
**[06:11] ---**
By the way, if you eat mochi
with green mold on it,
**[06:14] ---**
does your face turn green?
**[06:17] ---**
That explains why she was so quiet!
**[06:20] ---**
Bored now.
**[06:22] ---**
If we had a mortar and pestle we could
grind the yams to make yam mochi.
**[06:27] ---**
What's that?!
**[06:28] ---**
You just need to mix it together, right?
**[06:30] ---**
I'll do it now.
**[06:31] ---**
I've seen it done before.
**[06:33] ---**
What are you doing?
**[06:35] ---**
When the Squadron Leader makes
rice mochi balls this is how she does it.
**[06:39] ---**
Mio Sakamoto, age 19.
**[06:41] ---**
A girl who's a Virgo,
and who can make onigiri that are round.
**[06:45] ---**
"Yum Yum"
**[06:45] ---**
We'd already eaten dinner,
but we still ate a lot.
**[06:47] ---**
"Yum Yum"
"Butter"
**[06:47] ---**
Next time mix in some butter!
**[06:49] ---**
But it's almost bedtime, so I'm afraid
of what this'll do to my waistline.
**[06:52] ---**
Fuso food is healthy, so we'll be fine.
**[06:55] ---**
Right, Miyafuji?
**[06:59] ---**
"A True Warrior Never Abandons Their Friends"
**[07:00] ---**
Okay, I'll share the rest with everyone.
**[07:03] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:04] ---**
--You're writing an answer?
--Gotta lose weight, huh?
**[07:05] ---**
--You're writing an answer?
--Train more.
**[07:06] ---**
--Yeah.
--Train more.
**[07:07] ---**
I'm going to put something
about all of you in here.
**[07:10] ---**
Is that okay?
**[07:11] ---**
Sure.
**[07:12] ---**
But your superior officers have to
censor your messages, okay?
**[07:15] ---**
Thank you.
**[07:17] ---**
Everyone back home is a fan of you.
**[07:20] ---**
I got permission, so I'm going
to tell them the truth about you.
**[07:29] ---**
What's this? The black sabbath?
**[07:30] ---**
I think it's a sardine.
**[07:34] ---**
What are you doing?
**[07:37] ---**
Well you see...
**[07:39] ---**
Miyafuji's writing about us in a letter, huh?
**[07:42] ---**
We outrank her, so it's our job
to censor the letters.
**[07:44] ---**
This is our duty.
**[07:48] ---**
I'll join in, then!
**[07:49] ---**
Eila...
**[07:51] ---**
Let me see...
**[07:52] ---**
This is for her family, huh?
**[07:53] ---**
She must've written about
us in the other one.
**[07:55] ---**
"Dear Michiko.
**[07:57] ---**
So here's the truth about the 501st.
**[07:59] ---**
Hartmann is yelled at every day.
**[08:02] ---**
Shirley is very motherly,
and is the second mom of the 501st."
**[08:08] ---**
This and this need censoring.
**[08:11] ---**
Let's erase these names, too.
**[08:12] ---**
We have to. It's our job.
**[08:14] ---**
History is made at night.
**[08:16] ---**
"Miyafuji Clinic"
**[08:17] ---**
It's from Yoshika!
**[08:19] ---**
She's very busy but seems to be doing well!
**[08:23] ---**
"Inspected"
**[08:23] ---**
Give the second letter
to Michiko after you read it.
**[08:26] ---**
It must be this one!
**[08:27] ---**
"Dear Michiko.
The 501st are Wo nde r ful."
**[08:28] ---**
Several days later, they sent
something making sure I was safe.
**[08:32] ---**
I'm not gonna die!
**[08:35] ---**
This is a present.
**[08:37] ---**
For me?
**[08:39] ---**
Because it's your birthday.
**[08:41] ---**
"Whew"
**[08:41] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[08:43] ---**
Hug!
**[08:43] ---**
"Hug"
**[08:44] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[08:47] ---**
Now we'll be together until death do us part.
**[08:50] ---**
What? I think it's too soon for a kiss.
**[08:54] ---**
Stop it!
**[08:55] ---**
Don't try to stop me, Miyafuji!
**[08:57] ---**
No, I'm talking to...
**[09:00] ---**
Hartmann!
**[09:00] ---**
"Kiss"
"Hug Tight" "Make Vows"
**[09:02] ---**
"We use those boards to give orders
during Neuroi attacks..."
**[09:02] ---**
Sorry, sorry.
**[09:04] ---**
Sanya, you should've told her no!
**[09:06] ---**
Sorry.
**[09:07] ---**
"Eila"
**[09:08] ---**
This is for you.
**[09:09] ---**
It's your birthday this
month too, after all...
**[09:12] ---**
Happy birthday, Eila.
**[09:14] ---**
Thank you for everything you do for me.
**[09:17] ---**
She's easy.
**[09:20] ---**
Is there anything you'd like me to cook?
**[09:23] ---**
Shall I make you a cake?
**[09:25] ---**
Sweets, huh?
**[09:27] ---**
"Valentines Chocolate
Goes Here"
**[09:27] ---**
"For Mio Sakamoto"
**[09:31] ---**
Right now I want some
of that salty Fuso cooking.
**[09:34] ---**
How about we take a photo?
**[09:36] ---**
It might be nice to remember
this peaceful time.
**[09:40] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[09:42] ---**
So we'd like to borrow your camera.
**[09:45] ---**
Okay.
**[09:46] ---**
But wait a second.
**[09:48] ---**
"Click Click"
**[09:48] ---**
"Whirr Whirr"
**[09:49] ---**
"Clack"
**[09:50] ---**
I put some new film in for you.
**[09:52] ---**
Thanks, Lynne!
**[09:54] ---**
She used all the shots she had left!
**[09:56] ---**
What's on that roll?
**[09:58] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[10:03] ---**
We're out of film.
**[10:05] ---**
How do you develop it?
**[10:07] ---**
Lynne's room has a darkroom.
**[10:10] ---**
We'll develop it there.
**[10:11] ---**
Why does she have a darkroom?
**[10:13] ---**
I developed them!
**[10:16] ---**
Let's take a look.
**[10:17] ---**
Photography is fun, huh?
**[10:20] ---**
Right?
**[10:21] ---**
Want one?
**[10:22] ---**
Really?
**[10:24] ---**
First, we need to talk to Miyafuji.
**[10:28] ---**
She protested her innocence,
saying that these photos were a
**[10:32] ---**
mysterious window into the soul.
**[10:34] ---**
But someone else retook them.
**[10:36] ---**
"For Others"
**[12:09] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:10] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:12] ---**
It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:16] ---**
Today I'll introduce you to Lynne,
AKA Lynette Bishop!
**[12:22] ---**
She's from the Britannia Federation.
**[12:24] ---**
Her family is famous! Her parents are wealthy
and run a department store in London,
**[12:28] ---**
and both her mom and
older sister are witches.
**[12:34] ---**
But since she was a new witch
who joined the 501st
**[12:38] ---**
immediately after graduating training school,
**[12:42] ---**
at first she didn't do much of anything.
**[12:44] ---**
But after becoming friends with Yoshika,
**[12:47] ---**
the two of them began to win
more and more battles,
**[12:49] ---**
and now they're critical parts of their unit!
**[12:53] ---**
Her inherent ability stabilizes her shots,
**[12:56] ---**
making her a talented sniper.
**[12:59] ---**
When she aims at a Neuroi,
she's got a 100% chance of hitting it!
**[13:04] ---**
She's normally calm and peaceful,
**[13:07] ---**
but she has a strong heart
**[13:08] ---**
and is willing to sacrifice everything
for those she believes in.
**[13:12] ---**
The way she gets to be with
such a wonderful witch...
**[13:15] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:23] ---**
It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
**[13:25] ---**
The military has to do missions
at night too, of course!
**[13:28] ---**
I wonder if Yoshika is
staying up all night, too!
**[13:31] ---**
"Next Time:
501st, Ready For Night Work?"
**[13:32] ---**
Next time: "501st, Ready For Night Work?"
**[13:35] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:38] ---**
**[13:41] ---**
**[13:43] ---**
# E8 - 501st, Ready for Night Work?
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Ready for Night Work?"
**[01:30] ---**
Today, Barkhorn is teaching us a lesson.
**[01:33] ---**
Something to keep in mind
when fighting the Neuroi.
**[01:36] ---**
They use beam weapons,
**[01:38] ---**
which means a single moment's
lapsed concentration can be fatal.
**[01:41] ---**
That's why you need to not close
your eyes or look away.
**[01:44] ---**
You can't close your eyes?
**[01:45] ---**
That's tough.
**[01:46] ---**
At first, nobody could do it.
**[01:48] ---**
Right, Hartmann?
**[01:51] ---**
But with enough training,
you can keep them open at all times.
**[01:56] ---**
Want to try it?
**[01:58] ---**
It involves a gun?
**[02:00] ---**
Could you show us first?
**[02:02] ---**
Can you do it, Hartmann?
**[02:05] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:06] ---**
Come up front.
**[02:09] ---**
That's fine. We can do it with her asleep.
**[02:09] ---**
"Hartmann's Ultimate Technique:
'Open-Eyed Sleeping'"
"Its weak point is dry eyes."
**[02:12] ---**
Hartmann, wake up!
**[02:15] ---**
--No! Lynne's magic will blow
a hole right through me!
**[02:15] ---**
--This is an emergency. Everyone, report
to the commander's office immediately.
**[02:21] ---**
What do you think this is about?
**[02:21] ---**
"Thanks for letting me get
some target practice in. Bye!"
"Oh, um, sure."
**[02:22] ---**
Well, we'll know when we get there.
**[02:25] ---**
Hey, Mio.
**[02:26] ---**
Don't let me sleep a wink tonight.
**[02:28] ---**
Yeah, you can count on me.
**[02:30] ---**
Don't bring me here to show me that.
**[02:33] ---**
Have a good time.
**[02:34] ---**
Come back!
**[02:36] ---**
There's reports the Neuroi
will attack tonight.
**[02:39] ---**
So you're on night duty tonight.
You'll be staying up all night.
**[02:44] ---**
Huh? You're on night duty tonight, Yoshika?
**[02:47] ---**
That's right.
**[02:49] ---**
We all are?
**[02:50] ---**
The reports say you and the regular
night patrol can handle it.
**[02:54] ---**
♪ No matter what happens, it won't get to me!
Even if the Earth blows up... ♪
**[02:59] ---**
Sanya, I need you tell me all about
how I can do my best tonight.
**[03:04] ---**
Sure. I'll teach your body how
to do what it needs to do.
**[03:09] ---**
No sign of the Neuroi...
**[03:11] ---**
Want to go for a walk?
**[03:13] ---**
Bad idea.
**[03:14] ---**
You shouldn't wander around at night,
even if it's just inside the base.
**[03:17] ---**
Yeah. You're a frail little girl.
**[03:20] ---**
What about her?
**[03:21] ---**
She doesn't count.
**[03:22] ---**
What's she doing?
**[03:24] ---**
I see a glimpse of a Fuso blade
in the darkness...
**[03:29] ---**
So tired...
**[03:30] ---**
You guys ready?
**[03:31] ---**
For the Neuroi?
**[03:32] ---**
No, I filled up the big bath.
**[03:35] ---**
Go take a dip.
**[03:37] ---**
I see!
**[03:38] ---**
So you were cutting logs to heat it up.
**[03:41] ---**
Sorry I'm late!
**[03:43] ---**
You took your time, Miyafuji.
**[03:45] ---**
Sorry, it was tougher than I thought!
**[03:48] ---**
Miyafuji?!
**[03:51] ---**
Hot!
**[03:54] ---**
This is the normal temperature in Fuso.
**[03:56] ---**
Th-That's right.
**[03:58] ---**
I like it so hot it's painful.
**[04:01] ---**
You heard her...
**[04:03] ---**
Hot baths are dangerous,
and can cause strokes and heart attacks.
**[04:07] ---**
What do you think, Miyafuji?
**[04:10] ---**
Moderation in all things is important.
**[04:13] ---**
Sexy girl Hartmann has special tips
for bath beauty care.
**[04:18] ---**
I recommend using Sturm to move air
under your body, creating a bubble bath!
**[04:23] ---**
It relaxes and beautifies!
**[04:26] ---**
Feels so good!
**[04:28] ---**
You're a lady, act like it.
**[04:31] ---**
"Sauna"
**[04:31] ---**
Doesn't the sauna feel good, Eila?
**[04:34] ---**
Yeah. Glad we begged them to put one in.
**[04:37] ---**
I would've preferred a *savusauna*, though,
**[04:37] ---**
"A sauna that fills the room
with steam instead of smoke."
**[04:39] ---**
but everybody was against it.
**[04:41] ---**
So the temperature's 80 degrees?
**[04:41] ---**
"100"
"50"
"0"
**[04:43] ---**
That's cold.
**[04:44] ---**
Want to head out for a second?
***SIGN*** "People from Northern Europe are unaffected by cold but seem to not like temperatures between 0 and 60."
**[04:46] ---**
It's so hot outside.
**[04:49] ---**
It's five degrees.
We're in the tropics, after all.
**[04:51] ---**
I feel so relaxed, don't you?
**[04:53] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:54] ---**
Want some coffee?
**[04:55] ---**
Sure.
**[04:56] ---**
That was a great way to relax.
***SIGN*** "Can't breathe" "Can't breathe" "So bitter"
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, right.
**[05:00] ---**
Shirley, Lynne.
**[05:03] ---**
What is it, Yoshika?
**[05:05] ---**
You can go to bed now.
**[05:07] ---**
Why were we brought here then?
**[05:08] ---**
"For Your Boobs"
**[05:10] ---**
"Sorry..."
**[05:10] ---**
Do you have any gum to help me stay awake?
**[05:13] ---**
It's not gum, but we used to
eat this back in Fuso.
**[05:17] ---**
A devil fish!
**[05:19] ---**
"Tentacles? For a magical girl?!"
**[05:19] ---**
You don't like them?
**[05:21] ---**
Please remember that, Squadron Leader!
**[05:24] ---**
"Kyaaah"! You went "Kyaah."
**[05:28] ---**
I'm going to use the
kitchen for a little bit.
**[05:30] ---**
You're going to cook?
**[05:32] ---**
Everybody will be hungry soon.
**[05:34] ---**
But eating makes you sleepy, right?
**[05:37] ---**
Should we deliberately make it taste bad?
**[05:39] ---**
That sounds kind of fun.
**[05:40] ---**
Wait! That's a problem in and of itself!
**[05:43] ---**
We're going to go to
battle. We need nutrition.
**[05:46] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[05:47] ---**
Fine for you, I'm sure, but...
**[05:49] ---**
That's not what I mean!
The Neuroi aren't coming,
**[05:51] ---**
so don't ruin Sanya's cooking!
**[05:54] ---**
Hang on a second!
**[05:58] ---**
They really didn't come.
**[06:00] ---**
Who's to blame here, you think?
**[06:02] ---**
The Neuroi are going to pay for this...
**[06:05] ---**
I've never wanted
the Neuroi to come so badly.
**[06:08] ---**
Excuse me, everyone.
**[06:10] ---**
They're finally here?
**[06:11] ---**
I'm so sick of waiting.
**[06:13] ---**
I didn't think I'd get such a warm welcome.
**[06:17] ---**
Marseille has come from the African
theater to do a photoshoot.
**[06:22] ---**
And the Neuroi that were coming...
**[06:24] ---**
They were in my way, so I took
them down for you before I landed.
**[06:28] ---**
You can welcome me,
but I don't do autographs.
**[06:34] ---**
Huh?
**[06:36] ---**
Ultimate Technique: "Open-Eyed Sleeping."
**[06:39] ---**
I have a special announcement
for you all today.
**[06:41] ---**
I'm Hanna Justina Marseille.
**[06:43] ---**
I've come to do a photoshoot
for the PR department.
**[06:47] ---**
Nice to meet you all.
**[06:51] ---**
Where are the others?!
**[06:54] ---**
They were all up all night last night...
**[06:56] ---**
So they were awake when
**[06:58] ---**
I came because they
were up waiting for the Neuroi I defeated?
**[07:01] ---**
So it's up to you, Lucchini!
**[07:03] ---**
Give her everything she needs!
**[07:05] ---**
Roger!
**[07:07] ---**
They wanted photos of me
meeting another ultra ace...
**[07:10] ---**
But they're all asleep.
**[07:12] ---**
Mina! I know this is the front lines,
**[07:14] ---**
but you shouldn't abuse your people
so much that one night knocks them out!
**[07:18] ---**
That's not it! It's because
they slack off all day!
**[07:18] ---**
"What!?"
**[07:21] ---**
But I can't say that!
**[07:23] ---**
We were woken up.
**[07:25] ---**
My name is Marseille, and I'm with
the Storm Witches in Africa.
**[07:29] ---**
I'm here for part of a military propaganda
campaign called "Meeting of Aces."
**[07:34] ---**
Nice to meet you all.
**[07:36] ---**
Um... sorry.
**[07:39] ---**
If you want an autograph
as an apology, I'll...
**[07:41] ---**
It's not your fault!
**[07:43] ---**
Well, this is a pain.
**[07:45] ---**
You know her?
**[07:47] ---**
I guess she was Hartmann's
rival in Karlsland.
**[07:50] ---**
She would try and compete
with me in everything.
**[07:54] ---**
Eating.
**[07:56] ---**
Bathing.
**[07:57] ---**
During training...
**[07:59] ---**
It was rough.
**[08:02] ---**
She sounds like a stalker.
**[08:03] ---**
You don't get to talk!
**[08:06] ---**
I just remembered that my sister
wanted your autograph.
**[08:12] ---**
Oh, she wants my autograph, huh?
**[08:15] ---**
Huh? She looks happy.
**[08:17] ---**
I bet almost nobody ever actually asks.
**[08:19] ---**
I'm not doing any autographs
for rock-headed sister-lovers!
**[08:23] ---**
Hey, Hanna!
**[08:25] ---**
Trude isn't rock-head, and she
isn't obsessed with her sister--
**[08:28] ---**
Never mind. Sorry for interrupting.
**[08:30] ---**
Hey!
**[08:32] ---**
For now, why don't we eat lunch?
**[08:34] ---**
We can have an eating competition, Hartmann!
**[08:37] ---**
Fine, let's settle this!
**[08:40] ---**
It's rare for you to actually agree.
**[08:42] ---**
Here we go!
**[08:43] ---**
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses...
**[08:47] ---**
What bad manners!
**[08:48] ---**
I guess we have our winner.
**[08:50] ---**
No, this isn't what I wanted.
**[08:53] ---**
Oh, right. Can I have milk, not tea?
**[08:53] ---**
"So full..."
**[08:56] ---**
Does that go well with lunch?
**[08:58] ---**
Of course.
**[08:59] ---**
It's the only way to
maintain my good eyesight.
**[09:02] ---**
And my proportions are the best
in the world, and it's thanks to milk!
**[09:06] ---**
You think you're the best, huh?
**[09:08] ---**
Yoshika...
**[09:10] ---**
Why compete when you've got
something only you can do?
**[09:13] ---**
Like your butt reload.
**[09:15] ---**
What's that?
**[09:16] ---**
She carries her ammo on her hip,
**[09:18] ---**
and bounces it up to her hand
with her butt so she can reload.
**[09:22] ---**
That's a neat trick.
**[09:23] ---**
I see...
**[09:25] ---**
So I guess I'm the greatest
butt-master in the world.
**[09:30] ---**
Ignorance is scary.
**[09:32] ---**
What?
**[09:33] ---**
Get a load of this.
**[09:34] ---**
Wing Commander Mina used her butt to--
**[09:36] ---**
"Neuroi"
**[09:36] ---**
So, who are you going to pair off with?
**[09:39] ---**
Oh, right.
**[09:41] ---**
I made time in my busy schedule
to come here because Hartmann's here.
**[09:45] ---**
"Stay strong..."
"Thank you, friend."
**[09:45] ---**
Sucks to be Hartmann...
**[09:48] ---**
Well, she's probably the strongest here.
**[09:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:54] ---**
Yeah. Looks like I'm your girl.
**[09:56] ---**
What's going on between them?
**[10:01] ---**
Good work!
**[10:03] ---**
Hartmann's really cool
when she's not slacking off!
**[10:06] ---**
That's my rival for you.
**[10:09] ---**
Brave in the sky. Beautiful on the ground.
**[10:09] ---**
"Please shut up..."
**[10:11] ---**
Like a lily in bloom...
**[10:13] ---**
It's tough to have a stalker.
**[10:16] ---**
Eila, we need to talk later.
**[10:19] ---**
Okay, I need to get going.
**[10:21] ---**
You're leaving already?
You could at least take a bath first.
**[10:25] ---**
Yoshika...
**[10:27] ---**
Oh, right. Here.
**[10:27] ---**
"I knew it. She had some ready
even though nobody asked..."
**[10:30] ---**
An autograph, huh?
**[10:31] ---**
Thanks!
**[10:32] ---**
Stay longer next time.
**[10:34] ---**
I don't want to compete in anything, though.
**[10:37] ---**
Yeah. Thanks for your help today, Hartmann.
**[10:40] ---**
See you around!
**[10:41] ---**
--Why were we woken up for this?
--Yeah, take care!
**[10:45] ---**
Hartmann acting serious.
**[12:18] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:19] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:21] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:24] ---**
Today's witch is Mina Dietlinde Wilcke!
**[12:31] ---**
She's the leader of the
501st Joint Fighter Wing,
**[12:37] ---**
and also one of the Karlsland
Empire's ace witches.
**[12:41] ---**
She's accomplished many
things in her battles.
**[12:45] ---**
Due to the beautiful, elegant way she fights,
**[12:48] ---**
she's sometimes called the Fürstin,
which means "Flying Princess."
**[12:51] ---**
She's also good at dealing
with delicate military politics,
**[12:57] ---**
and is the witch who created the 501st!
**[13:01] ---**
Her inherent ability is called
"Three Dimensional Space Understanding."
**[13:06] ---**
She can immediately find
the positions of enemies and allies,
**[13:08] ---**
and just the right orders.
**[13:11] ---**
You could say she's the ideal commander!
**[13:16] ---**
But she also wanted to be a vocalist,
**[13:19] ---**
and she's one of the best
singers among the witches!
**[13:24] ---**
The way she gets to be with a girl
who's great at fighting and the arts...
**[13:28] ---**
Yoshika's so amazing!
**[13:39] ---**
It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso!
**[13:41] ---**
I've heard Yoshika isn't doing so good!
**[13:45] ---**
What's going on? I'm worried!
**[13:48] ---**
Next time: "501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
**[13:48] ---**
"Next time:
501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
**[13:51] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:54] ---**
**[13:57] ---**
# E9 - 501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYMEXMDV6/501st-you-cant-fly-anymore)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
**[01:33] ---**
"Training Day"
**[01:33] ---**
It's been forever since
we've done any training.
**[01:36] ---**
It feels weird seeing you
in your Striker Units.
**[01:39] ---**
What?!
**[01:39] ---**
I-I'm ready!
**[01:41] ---**
Miyafuji, you're late--
**[01:43] ---**
H-Hi...
**[01:46] ---**
Their bad influence has turned
my little sister into a thug!
**[01:49] ---**
It's not our fault!
**[01:52] ---**
You can't use your Striker Unit?
**[01:55] ---**
I don't know why...
**[01:57] ---**
For a while now when I've put on
my Striker Unit, it's felt tight...
**[02:02] ---**
And I have to really put effort
into it or I can't even lift off...
**[02:06] ---**
Could it be...
**[02:08] ---**
Tell me! Do you have any
idea what it could be?
**[02:11] ---**
Obesity!
**[02:13] ---**
Make sure you're ready for this...
**[02:15] ---**
Okay.
**[02:16] ---**
Y-You've felt a lot more
imposing to me, lately.
**[02:20] ---**
Oh, right? Are you thirsty?
**[02:22] ---**
You'll want some curry to drink, right?
**[02:24] ---**
No! I'm not fat!
**[02:26] ---**
And I eat the same thing the rest of you do!
**[02:29] ---**
You always say it's a waste
to not clean your plate,
**[02:32] ---**
so you finish everybody's meals...
**[02:33] ---**
You're the 501st's mom! You can't help it!
**[02:36] ---**
I see.
**[02:38] ---**
So Miyafuji's weight is partially our fault,
since we're not cleaning our plates.
**[02:42] ---**
Sorry.
**[02:43] ---**
Oh, no...
**[02:44] ---**
Wait. As her big sister,
I help her finish the leftovers.
**[02:48] ---**
So I'm in danger of gaining weight too.
**[02:50] ---**
"(Grandma) Mina"
"(Mom) Miyafuji" "(Aunt) Barkhorn"
"(Child) Me"
**[02:50] ---**
That's what I'm saying, Aunt Barkhorn!
**[02:53] ---**
Any problems besides not being able to fly?
**[02:56] ---**
Actually, I'm feeling better than ever.
**[02:58] ---**
"Medic! Give me the usual!"
**[02:58] ---**
Patch up Shirley, and have her
take a look at your Striker Unit.
**[03:03] ---**
So where is it, Miyafuji?
**[03:06] ---**
Well... Sakamoto said the best way
to deal with it is to punch it.
**[03:08] ---**
"More than 50 years later
and people still think this way."
**[03:12] ---**
So now it's being sent back
to the manufacturer for repairs.
**[03:16] ---**
It could also be something mental, I guess.
**[03:19] ---**
Yeah, it's the season for the May Blues.
**[03:22] ---**
Master of all things May Blues related,
give us your wisdom!
**[03:26] ---**
Too lazy!
**[03:27] ---**
A true master!
**[03:28] ---**
You guys...
**[03:30] ---**
What? It's an annual May tradition
and you're not going to follow it?
**[03:34] ---**
Don't be stupid.
**[03:35] ---**
"Planner"
**[03:36] ---**
Look at this!
**[03:37] ---**
I've got time allocated for slacking off!
**[03:40] ---**
A true master...
**[03:42] ---**
Fine, I guess we'll think of ways to handle
the loss of your Striker Unit today.
**[03:47] ---**
The problem is how you
get to the battlefield.
**[03:50] ---**
I'll carry you!
**[03:51] ---**
Get on, Miyafuji!
**[03:52] ---**
Negative!
**[03:54] ---**
Carry me in your arms!
**[03:55] ---**
--Lately she likes my boobs more than me.
It's a little scary.
**[03:57] ---**
"Okay, I'll give you a ride!"
**[03:57] ---**
--Okay, I'll give you a ride!
--Lately she likes my boobs more than me.
It's a little scary.
**[03:59] ---**
"She's ignoring me!?"
**[03:59] ---**
Let's go! Go at 60kmph, the speed of dreams!
**[04:03] ---**
She's ignoring me?
**[04:04] ---**
At this point nothing we say will reach her.
**[04:07] ---**
The 501st is an important aspect
of our propaganda efforts.
**[04:09] ---**
Think about how others would see you.
**[04:12] ---**
Okay, now Shirley and I will try.
**[04:16] ---**
Look!
**[04:18] ---**
She's hiding under the coat?
**[04:19] ---**
Well, I guess that's okay...
**[04:23] ---**
How about this?
**[04:25] ---**
Hey, Lucchini! How's it going?
**[04:28] ---**
Stop screwing around!
**[04:31] ---**
Jeez. All you have to do is carry her...
**[04:35] ---**
Sorry.
**[04:36] ---**
I'll keep firing my gun.
You focus on putting up a shield.
**[04:40] ---**
Okay!
**[04:41] ---**
Oww! Oww! Oww!
**[04:43] ---**
Hot! The cartridges!
**[04:45] ---**
The cartridges are burning my skin!
**[04:48] ---**
Sorry...
**[04:49] ---**
No, I'm fine...
**[04:52] ---**
Sanyan's the only one who
doesn't use cartridges.
**[04:56] ---**
Even for me, without my
inherent magic, she's heavy...
**[04:59] ---**
Never mind.
**[05:01] ---**
I think she'll be fine.
**[05:03] ---**
Sanyan's one of the strongest
people in the 501st.
**[05:06] ---**
Okay, I'll talk to her.
**[05:09] ---**
"Sanya's Room"
"Pant Pant Pant"
**[05:09] ---**
Oh, there's that to consider...
**[05:12] ---**
Growl!
**[05:14] ---**
What? Calm down, Eila!
**[05:16] ---**
It's your fault! Your fault!
**[05:19] ---**
What did you do?
**[05:21] ---**
Today, I can honestly say
I can't think of anything.
**[05:24] ---**
I saw a future today where you bugged Sanya,
**[05:27] ---**
so I warned her and now
she won't leave her room.
**[05:30] ---**
This is your fault!
**[05:33] ---**
We'd have to meet her
before we could apologize to her...
**[05:37] ---**
Well you can't! That's the problem!
**[05:39] ---**
What do we do?
**[05:40] ---**
Guess we'll have to break out the big guns.
**[05:43] ---**
A spare key!
**[05:45] ---**
"Sanya's Room"
**[05:46] ---**
Why do you have that?
**[05:47] ---**
Sanyan gave it to me so I could come
hang out any time I wanted to.
**[05:51] ---**
Liar! You're stalking her!
**[05:53] ---**
Sorry to bother you on your day off.
**[05:55] ---**
No, I said you could come
any time you wanted to.
**[05:59] ---**
Wh-Why would you...
**[06:01] ---**
She's my friend.
**[06:03] ---**
Wow, that hit her hard.
**[06:06] ---**
You and I are always together anyway, Eila,
**[06:10] ---**
so I figured you wouldn't need it.
**[06:12] ---**
Oh, so that's it!
**[06:14] ---**
But she's still not giving you a key.
**[06:17] ---**
So we'd like you to do a combination
attack thing until Miyafuji loses weight.
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, Miyafuji. I've been looking for you.
**[06:25] ---**
We found out why you can't fly.
**[06:28] ---**
As you matured, your magic
improved to the point
**[06:31] ---**
that your Striker Unit can't keep up.
**[06:34] ---**
Then it's not that I've put on weight...
**[06:37] ---**
That wouldn't stop you from flying.
**[06:39] ---**
It's because of all the actual
combat experience you're getting.
**[06:41] ---**
Combat experience?
**[06:43] ---**
Look around.
**[06:44] ---**
You're using your healing
magic every day, aren't you?
**[06:48] ---**
Th-That's great, Miyafuji.
**[06:50] ---**
You should thank us!
**[06:51] ---**
I knew it was your fault.
**[06:55] ---**
What was all that fuss today for?
**[06:58] ---**
Well, I guess it's good that we learned
we need a plan for when they break.
**[07:03] ---**
I learned a lot, too.
**[07:06] ---**
You did?
**[07:07] ---**
Yes, I learned you think I've
been getting "imposing."
**[07:13] ---**
I've learned I shouldn't
be eating your leftovers.
**[07:13] ---**
"Liver Oil"
**[07:15] ---**
Today you'll be cleaning your plates!
**[07:22] ---**
Lucchini's inherent magic
is "Sunlight Strike."
**[07:25] ---**
She turns her magical
energy into heat energy,
**[07:28] ---**
which is the perfect ability for cold days!
**[07:32] ---**
Morning!
**[07:33] ---**
It's chilly today, huh?
**[07:35] ---**
Yes. You don't get a cold
wave like this often.
**[07:38] ---**
Oh, no! Lucchini!
**[07:40] ---**
Miyafuji! Heal her!
**[07:43] ---**
It's winter.
**[07:44] ---**
Hey, can we use this fireplace?
**[07:47] ---**
You should be more like the Squadron Leader.
**[07:49] ---**
She's been out there training all morning.
**[07:52] ---**
That's how a soldier should be.
**[07:55] ---**
You should be like her.
**[07:56] ---**
Hey, Trude.
**[07:58] ---**
What?
**[08:02] ---**
Miyafuji, explain.
**[08:04] ---**
That's a strange winter
tradition in Fuso where you
**[08:06] ---**
rub yourself down with a
towel for health reasons...
**[08:10] ---**
Squad Leader! Trude wants to join you!
**[08:12] ---**
Okay, I get it!
**[08:13] ---**
It's really cold, let's use the fireplace!
**[08:16] ---**
That spooked her.
**[08:18] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:20] ---**
Trying to see if we can use the chimney.
**[08:25] ---**
Looks like we'll need to clean it.
**[08:27] ---**
We'll bring some logs in from outside,
**[08:30] ---**
so make sure you clean the fireplace.
**[08:33] ---**
You can count on us!
**[08:35] ---**
See you later!
**[08:37] ---**
Hmm. I don't see the ax.
**[08:39] ---**
Sakamoto's outside so I'll
go borrow her katana.
**[08:43] ---**
Sorry. Thanks.
**[08:45] ---**
Sure, see you later.
**[08:48] ---**
There she is...
**[08:50] ---**
Sakamo--
**[08:51] ---**
What are you doing? There
are men on the base!
**[08:54] ---**
That's right! You can't see much today,
but we're outside!
**[08:59] ---**
Well, everybody does it in
Fuso. It keeps you healthy...
**[09:02] ---**
Everybody?
**[09:04] ---**
I-I'm staying out of this.
**[09:06] ---**
Miyafuji, I know you're there.
**[09:09] ---**
Get over here.
**[09:12] ---**
If you're here, don't tell me it's because...
**[09:15] ---**
You want to do it under the cold sky?
**[09:19] ---**
No, um...
**[09:21] ---**
You understand? It may seem
weird, but it's normal.
**[09:24] ---**
I guess so...
**[09:26] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:28] ---**
Now, show them, Miyafuji!
**[09:30] ---**
Sorry! Can't help you!
**[09:33] ---**
Huh?
**[09:34] ---**
Did you lie to us?!
**[09:35] ---**
How could you?!
**[09:37] ---**
Welcome back.
**[09:38] ---**
It's a mess out there!
**[09:40] ---**
We should stay indoors!
**[09:43] ---**
I see.
**[09:44] ---**
The two on night patrol are going
to have a rough time in this cold.
**[09:48] ---**
We'd better make sure we
start that fireplace, then.
**[09:51] ---**
Huh?
**[09:52] ---**
They're chopped up. Did you find the ax?
**[09:54] ---**
Nope.
**[09:57] ---**
It's amazing that Hartmann's still alive.
**[10:01] ---**
You're good with that.
**[10:02] ---**
Did you practice a lot?
**[10:04] ---**
I used to do something similar at home.
**[10:07] ---**
Lighting the fire for the bath?
**[10:09] ---**
To the chickens.
**[10:10] ---**
"The age of really growing your own food."
**[10:12] ---**
Okay, that's probably enough.
**[10:14] ---**
This will make it a lot more pleasant.
**[10:17] ---**
Clean! Clean! Hurry!
**[10:20] ---**
Inherent magic, "Acceleration"!
**[10:22] ---**
Wax off! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on!
**[10:25] ---**
It's not what it looks like!
**[10:26] ---**
That's right! The snow got into the room!
**[10:28] ---**
It's powder snow!
**[10:29] ---**
So beautiful! So beautiful!
**[10:31] ---**
We tried to use our Striker Units
to clean the chimney,
**[10:34] ---**
and the soot got into the room.
**[10:37] ---**
It was an accident.
**[10:40] ---**
Barkhorn, combining violence
with magic is wrong!
**[10:44] ---**
Use this instead.
**[10:46] ---**
Good idea!
**[10:47] ---**
Don't smile! It makes
this a suspense mystery!
**[10:50] ---**
"Horn Gor_l_"
**[10:50] ---**
You're the culprit!
**[12:23] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:24] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:25] ---**
It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:29] ---**
Today's witch is Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak.
**[12:37] ---**
She's from Orussia,
**[12:39] ---**
and before she joined the military,
she was studying music in Vienna, Ostmark.
**[12:45] ---**
She's delicate and more shy than most,
**[12:49] ---**
and looks frail and beautiful.
**[12:51] ---**
So they call her "Lilija," the White Lily.
**[12:55] ---**
But just like the other witches,
**[12:57] ---**
when the battle starts, she carries a huge
Fliegerhammer rocket launcher,
**[13:01] ---**
and fights the Neuroi bravely.
**[13:04] ---**
And when you're discussing her,
**[13:07] ---**
you have to discuss her abilities
as a night witch, too.
**[13:11] ---**
She uses her magic to do wide-area
detection while on night patrol.
**[13:16] ---**
Just like the radio broadcast she does,
**[13:20] ---**
it's one of the first things people
think of when they think of witches.
**[13:25] ---**
The way she gets to be with
such a wonderful witch...
**[13:27] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:35] ---**
It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
**[13:37] ---**
Yoshika tells me that summer
in Europe is hot too.
**[13:41] ---**
How do the members of
the 501st get by, I wonder?
**[13:44] ---**
Next time: "501st, Are You Feeling the Heat?"
**[13:44] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Are You Feeling the Heat?"
**[13:47] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:50] ---**
**[13:53] ---**
# E10 - 501st, Are You Feeling The Heat?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G64PQ7MER/501st-are-you-feeling-the-heat)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Are You Feeling The Heat?"
**[01:32] ---**
It's payday, huh?
**[01:34] ---**
Yeah, I feel kind of bad about it.
**[01:36] ---**
What to do...?
**[01:38] ---**
I bet they're feeling bad about taking money
even though the Neuroi never showed again.
**[01:43] ---**
I've said this before,
but don't worry about it.
**[01:46] ---**
Wing Commander!
**[01:47] ---**
I guarantee you're doing the right thing.
**[01:51] ---**
You're right. Thanks, Mina.
**[01:54] ---**
I'm the perfect boss. I know exactly
what my subordinates are thinking.
**[01:58] ---**
Okay, let's get to work, Miyafuji!
**[02:00] ---**
Yes, let's go!
**[02:07] ---**
Wh-What's going on? Explain!
**[02:09] ---**
Stop it! Stop!
**[02:11] ---**
Miyafuji, where are you
touching me? Excuse me!
**[02:16] ---**
--We're back, Commander Mina!
--Somebody help me!
**[02:19] ---**
Welcome back... What the hell?
**[02:20] ---**
This is the Wing Commander's orders.
**[02:22] ---**
Stay put!
**[02:24] ---**
Hartmann never abandons a comrade in need!
***SIGN*** "Today's gonna be
a great day,
Commander Mina!"
**[02:27] ---**
So I'm going to side with
my comrade Miyafuji.
***SIGN*** "Wait, wait! What are you talking about?"
**[02:31] ---**
I see. It's the usual problem with who
goes on the shopping trip on payday, huh?
**[02:37] ---**
But did you have to go this far?
**[02:39] ---**
Well, she's put us through a lot, you know...
**[02:41] ---**
It gets more and more dangerous each time.
**[02:44] ---**
Wing Commander! Help me!
**[02:46] ---**
I hope this teaches you a lesson. Got it?
**[02:50] ---**
Yes ma'am!
**[02:52] ---**
I didn't mean "ma'am" like that...
**[02:54] ---**
You two, decide who's going shopping, now!
**[02:58] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[03:00] ---**
"Today's Shopping Crew"
**[03:01] ---**
Okay, I'll be your driver today.
**[03:05] ---**
--Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though!
--Time to get some candy!
**[03:07] ---**
--Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though!
--You're so silly...
**[03:09] ---**
--Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe...
--What about you?
**[03:10] ---**
--Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe...
--I need some chemicals for my darkroom...
**[03:13] ---**
Darkroom?
**[03:13] ---**
You guys are all terrible!
**[03:15] ---**
What's wrong, Miyafuji?
**[03:16] ---**
You can't choose a dangerous driver
just because you're not getting in the car!
**[03:21] ---**
What did you say?
**[03:24] ---**
I didn't realize that Hartmann
was capable of driving normally...
**[03:28] ---**
I'd be scared of her falling asleep.
**[03:30] ---**
"Eila
Photo Stand
Album Surströmming Personal Piano"
**[03:31] ---**
She dropped her shopping list.
**[03:34] ---**
I'd like to go after them,
but I'm not a good driver.
**[03:38] ---**
Want to practice today, then?
**[03:42] ---**
If you can drive you'll be able
to see Chris whenever you want.
**[03:45] ---**
So tell me how to drive, Liberia.
**[03:48] ---**
You have something to say first, right?
**[03:50] ---**
I apologize for the multitude
of rude acts I committed today.
**[03:55] ---**
Th-Then call me "Teacher"
and do whatever I tell you.
**[03:59] ---**
Yes, Teacher. Please give
me your instruction.
**[04:03] ---**
Wh-Why did she change in such a creepy way?
**[04:06] ---**
I told her she could see her little sister...
**[04:09] ---**
Oh...
**[04:11] ---**
"You donated your whole salary
to the reconstruction again, right?"
**[04:11] ---**
Here you go, Perrine.
**[04:12] ---**
A present from me.
**[04:14] ---**
Is tea okay?
**[04:15] ---**
Really?
**[04:17] ---**
It's fine.
**[04:18] ---**
I don't see Eila's list of what she wants.
**[04:21] ---**
Did she not submit one?
**[04:23] ---**
This is probably what she wants, right?
**[04:23] ---**
"Sanya
Sheet Music
Cat-Penguin"
**[04:26] ---**
She's getting greedier and greedier, huh?
**[04:30] ---**
Listen, you can go a little faster.
**[04:33] ---**
Shut up. That would be dangerous.
**[04:35] ---**
I got us a jeep that can
take a lot of punishment.
**[04:38] ---**
But I need to be very careful
with each individual movement.
**[04:41] ---**
And I was going to go see your
sister on this trip, too.
**[04:47] ---**
S-So you can do it!
**[04:50] ---**
Yes, don't think! Feel!
**[04:53] ---**
Roger, Teacher!
**[04:55] ---**
Hey! A curve! There's a curve!
**[04:57] ---**
Yank the steering wheel! Now!
**[05:00] ---**
What do I do next, Teacher?
**[05:02] ---**
Miyafuji, get your healing magic ready!
**[05:04] ---**
"My beloved family,
this will be my last message to you..."
**[05:04] ---**
--My beloved family, this will be
my last message to you...
**[05:06] ---**
--She's writing her will!
--My beloved family, this will be
my last message to you...
**[05:09] ---**
You're supposed to feel, huh?
**[05:11] ---**
Hey, this is easy.
**[05:13] ---**
Miyafuji, can I have a pen and paper too?
**[05:17] ---**
We sure bought a lot.
**[05:18] ---**
I got some *hakarl* for Eila.
**[05:22] ---**
You're so nice.
**[05:23] ---**
Okay, let's eat.
**[05:27] ---**
"Barkhorn betrayed me..."
**[05:27] ---**
How are you getting us home
without a steering wheel?
**[05:30] ---**
What, it's my fault?
**[05:32] ---**
It's fine. We have a spare wheel.
**[05:36] ---**
And how's that fix a broken steering wheel?
**[05:38] ---**
We put the tire here and we don't
have to worry about those curves!
**[05:42] ---**
Now let's go see Chris!
**[05:45] ---**
Miyafuji, can you use your
healing to fix her insanity?
**[05:47] ---**
I'll put all my magic power into it...
**[05:51] ---**
Sorry.
**[05:52] ---**
So let's talk about how we get back to base.
**[05:55] ---**
I guess we can't walk...
**[05:57] ---**
We'll have to hitchhike.
**[05:59] ---**
You do it, Barkhorn.
**[06:02] ---**
Stop!
**[06:03] ---**
You stop!
**[06:05] ---**
You're supposed to act seductive!
**[06:08] ---**
Follow the rules, Barkhorn!
**[06:11] ---**
H-Hi!
**[06:14] ---**
Give me my gun.
**[06:15] ---**
W-Wait! Throw aside your inhibitions!
**[06:18] ---**
Show your feminine side!
**[06:20] ---**
Hi! Stop!
**[06:29] ---**
We're back.
**[06:31] ---**
Hey, welcome back.
**[06:33] ---**
You guys bought a lot.
**[06:34] ---**
I'll help you unload.
**[06:36] ---**
Thank you, Squad Commander!
**[06:39] ---**
Oh, right. There's something
I wanted you to watch out for.
**[06:43] ---**
What's up?
**[06:44] ---**
There was a pervert at the pass today.
**[06:46] ---**
I was so scared...
**[06:48] ---**
It was terrible.
**[06:49] ---**
Maybe I'll raise the base's alert level...
**[06:52] ---**
We're back!
**[06:53] ---**
Welcome back!
**[06:55] ---**
What's for dinner?
**[06:56] ---**
It's almost done. Just wait.
**[06:59] ---**
--Where are the others?
--I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.
**[06:59] ---**
"I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates."
**[07:01] ---**
--They went missing...
--I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.
**[07:11] ---**
Good mor...
**[07:13] ---**
Is this what you call déjà vu?
**[07:16] ---**
No, Miyafuji. What you're
seeing now is called "karma."
**[07:21] ---**
It's really hot today.
**[07:24] ---**
Hartmann, send some wind over here, too.
**[07:26] ---**
You're not going to stop them?
**[07:28] ---**
It's okay, Miyafuji.
**[07:30] ---**
My power is only useful
for destroying things...
**[07:33] ---**
As someone who wanted to be a doctor,
**[07:36] ---**
I was always jealous of how you could
use your power to heal others...
**[07:39] ---**
So...
**[07:40] ---**
Hartmann...
**[07:41] ---**
But don't push yourself too hard!
**[07:43] ---**
Thank you! I'll do my best!
**[07:47] ---**
It's so hot!
**[07:53] ---**
I'm so jealous of her power!
**[07:55] ---**
Miyafuji!
**[07:57] ---**
"Charging"
**[07:59] ---**
I'm so hot!
**[08:01] ---**
Can't take it anymore!
**[08:02] ---**
You can't dress like that...
**[08:04] ---**
It's indecent!
**[08:05] ---**
How else should we stay cool in summer?
**[08:08] ---**
Now, you're charged, right?
**[08:10] ---**
Break time is over!
**[08:11] ---**
Stay away if you're gonna dress like that!
**[08:13] ---**
Come on, take one for the team!
**[08:16] ---**
Now you'll be okay even if you short circuit!
**[08:19] ---**
I bet I could bring back the dead right now!
**[08:21] ---**
She sold her soul to the devil!
**[08:23] ---**
"Limit Your Hartmann Usage to 30 Mins a Day"
**[08:23] ---**
So tired...
**[08:25] ---**
"Class-Based Society"
**[08:26] ---**
If you're going to dress like that...
**[08:28] ---**
Go practice swimming!
**[08:31] ---**
Well-done! Well-done!
**[08:33] ---**
It's so hot today.
**[08:35] ---**
Oh, good morning.
**[08:37] ---**
Here you go, Wing Commander.
**[08:39] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:40] ---**
Here you go, Sakamoto.
**[08:43] ---**
That's the face of someone totally innocent.
**[08:45] ---**
Now, use the power of your mind to cool it.
**[08:49] ---**
Miyafuji, you and I need to have a talk.
**[08:53] ---**
Squad Commander, do you know
a good way to cool down?
**[08:55] ---**
Well, one way would be to
tell 100 scary stories.
**[09:00] ---**
One hundred scary stories, huh?
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[09:03] ---**
You don't like scary stuff, do you?
**[09:07] ---**
I haven't forgotten how we did that
test of courage a long time ago,
**[09:11] ---**
and you wouldn't let go of me.
**[09:12] ---**
Aww, that was a secret!
**[09:14] ---**
It was just a reason to grab on to her.
**[09:17] ---**
Oh, right.
**[09:18] ---**
You're on night patrol
with Sanya starting today.
**[09:21] ---**
Spend the day napping in her room, okay?
**[09:25] ---**
That's today?
**[09:27] ---**
Night patrol?
**[09:29] ---**
You know how she seals her room shut
to keep prying eyes out during the day?
**[09:33] ---**
So they asked me to use my Sturm
to help fight heatstroke.
**[09:38] ---**
What about Eila?
**[09:40] ---**
She hugs her tight, so she's great
to have around in winter.
**[09:43] ---**
But not summer, she says.
**[09:45] ---**
Oh...
**[09:46] ---**
Keep that a secret.
**[09:48] ---**
That night, I was asked to
come tell ghost stories.
**[09:52] ---**
All set!
**[09:54] ---**
I'm lighting the candles!
**[09:56] ---**
Okay, we're done!
**[09:58] ---**
It's done!
**[09:59] ---**
We did it!
**[10:02] ---**
Why did we forget that this
is what happens when you light fires?
**[10:07] ---**
That's ten stories and ten candles, huh?
**[10:09] ---**
I'm feeling a little cooler.
**[10:12] ---**
I realized the truth about
these ghost stories...
**[10:15] ---**
Really? Did you see a ghost?
**[10:17] ---**
There are no ghosts. But by removing
100 sources of heat, you feel cold at the end!
**[10:25] ---**
She was right.
**[10:28] ---**
"Do you see the ghost?"
**[10:29] ---**
Do you see the ghost?
**[12:02] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:03] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:04] ---**
It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:08] ---**
Today's witch is Gertrud Barkhorn!
**[12:15] ---**
She's one of the most experienced
and accomplished witches in Karlsland,
**[12:20] ---**
no, the whole world!
**[12:25] ---**
Her tactics are a result of her incredible
fighting skills and experience,
**[12:29] ---**
and are both intricate and bold.
**[12:32] ---**
She's contributed greatly to the various
amazing accomplishments of the 501st.
**[12:39] ---**
She and Erica Hartmann,
another member of the 501st,
**[12:43] ---**
are old friends, and a
famous pair of witches!
**[12:46] ---**
Even the strongest Neuroi
is no match for them!
**[12:52] ---**
Her inherent magic lets her
enhance her physical abilities,
**[12:56] ---**
especially her muscular strength,
letting her lift large, heavy weapons!
**[13:04] ---**
Sometimes she uses machine guns as hammers
**[13:07] ---**
to smash the Neuroi!
**[13:10] ---**
She's the ideal commander:
one who's very serious and responsible,
**[13:18] ---**
and never gives up.
**[13:20] ---**
The way she gets to be
with such a wonderful witch...
**[13:23] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:33] ---**
It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
**[13:35] ---**
Soldiers need to be ready for emergencies.
**[13:38] ---**
I'm sure the whole gang
is training really hard!
**[13:41] ---**
Next time: 501st, "Time to Save Lives?"
**[13:41] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Time to Save Lives?"
**[13:45] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:47] ---**
**[13:51] ---**
**[13:53] ---**
# E11 - 501st, Time to Save Lives?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNVD55X6/501st-time-to-save-lives)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Time to Save Lives?"
**[01:30] ---**
Hi everybody, it's me, Hartmann!
**[01:33] ---**
During the day, I may look like
the laziest girl in the world.
**[01:36] ---**
But actually, I'm training
to be a doctor in secret.
**[01:39] ---**
Lately I've been using the mannequin
I bought with my pay as a patient,
**[01:43] ---**
and learning how to give exams.
**[01:46] ---**
That's why I'm not getting enough sleep,
**[01:47] ---**
and maybe I'm not cleaning
as much as I should.
**[01:50] ---**
But that's just who I am!
**[01:52] ---**
It's noon! Get up!
**[01:57] ---**
Knock before you come in, jeez! Leave.
**[02:00] ---**
S-Sure...
**[02:03] ---**
I need to call the MPs.
**[02:06] ---**
No, maybe I'm just mistaken.
**[02:07] ---**
It's possible that I didn't
see what I thought I saw...
**[02:11] ---**
You know, I haven't seen Eila today,
**[02:14] ---**
and she's not on night patrol tonight.
**[02:16] ---**
Oh? Sanya's doing patrol alone tonight, huh?
**[02:19] ---**
Did she kill Eila?
**[02:21] ---**
I need to call the cops!
**[02:22] ---**
No, Eila wouldn't want
a family member arrested...
**[02:26] ---**
Barkhorn?
**[02:27] ---**
Oh... I'll just break the rules...
**[02:32] ---**
Hartmann, give me the body you hid.
**[02:36] ---**
So you did see it, huh?
**[02:38] ---**
I wanted to keep it a secret.
**[02:40] ---**
Oh, the arm came off.
**[02:41] ---**
Hide it! What if somebody sees it?
**[02:44] ---**
Who cares? You already found out.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm the only one who knows right now.
**[02:48] ---**
So let's hurry up and get rid of it.
**[02:50] ---**
Huh? We can't get rid of it.
How am I going to study?
**[02:54] ---**
Is that why you killed Eila?!
**[02:57] ---**
I didn't realize it was a doll
she was using for studying...
**[03:00] ---**
It's fine. I'm used to it.
**[03:02] ---**
We don't know if we'll always have
Miyafuji around to help us.
**[03:06] ---**
You're right.
**[03:06] ---**
It's important to have a way to treat people
that doesn't involve magic.
**[03:09] ---**
Should I study too?
**[03:12] ---**
Maybe I'll give a talk on
emergency medical treatment.
**[03:15] ---**
Can I come too?
**[03:16] ---**
Of course.
**[03:17] ---**
Should I bring that mannequin?
**[03:20] ---**
"I found an arm."
**[03:21] ---**
Miyafuji, hold the legs.
**[03:23] ---**
Okay!
**[03:24] ---**
The bag's a little too small.
**[03:27] ---**
We just need to stuff it in.
**[03:31] ---**
What's wrong, Trude?
**[03:33] ---**
It's probably a shocking sight
for somebody who respects the rules.
**[03:39] ---**
Oh, there you are, Eila.
**[03:42] ---**
Okay, let's practice saving lives!
**[03:44] ---**
For Sanya's sake!
**[03:46] ---**
How did you know about this?
**[03:48] ---**
I looked into the future, of course.
**[03:50] ---**
If you knew this was coming
why didn't you tell me?
**[03:53] ---**
--I'll teach you a lesson!
I'll teach you a lesson!
**[03:54] ---**
--You can't hit me!
--I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!
**[03:56] ---**
--Don't play around with medicine!
--I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!
**[03:59] ---**
I'm your coach, Hartmann,
and this is Miyafuji, my assistant.
**[04:02] ---**
Let's get the class started.
**[04:04] ---**
Miyafuji's the assistant?
**[04:06] ---**
First, bring the wounded
soldier to the rear lines.
**[04:09] ---**
This is what's called
"changing course" in Fuso.
**[04:11] ---**
Fuso doesn't call it a "retreat"
even in times like this?
**[04:14] ---**
That's not right!
**[04:15] ---**
Probably...
**[04:16] ---**
Now let's practice getting it on
a stretcher and calling a doctor!
**[04:21] ---**
Negative!
**[04:22] ---**
You don't understand.
**[04:23] ---**
What we need is the ability to help
the Squad Leader in her hour of need!
**[04:28] ---**
We need to save the heroine
when she's in danger!
**[04:32] ---**
Trude, go!
**[04:33] ---**
First you check to see if
they're awake and breathing.
**[04:33] ---**
"Now it's time for the actual training."
**[04:37] ---**
If they're not, after you
secure an airway, you do CPR.
**[04:41] ---**
Let's have Eila go first.
**[04:43] ---**
Blow into it now, okay?
**[04:46] ---**
She wants me to give it my first kiss...
**[04:48] ---**
No!
**[04:50] ---**
No, do it.
**[04:51] ---**
If you're not going to take
this seriously, let me do it.
**[04:54] ---**
I have to give this my first kiss?
**[04:56] ---**
No!
**[04:58] ---**
Why did you even come here?!
**[05:00] ---**
People's lives are at risk!
Stop screwing around!
**[05:03] ---**
I can't take this seriously
with that thing's funny face.
**[05:06] ---**
Good point!
**[05:09] ---**
You called?
**[05:10] ---**
We'll learn faster if it's
a face we like, right?
**[05:15] ---**
That does make sense.
**[05:16] ---**
It does?
**[05:17] ---**
Okay, let's draw some faces!
**[05:17] ---**
"For Chris"
**[05:17] ---**
"For Sanya" "For Mio"
**[05:19] ---**
For medicine!
**[05:21] ---**
Yes, to save people!
**[05:24] ---**
They seem to be taking this seriously,
but they're not, are they?
**[05:28] ---**
I brought some clay and
candles to make faces.
**[05:31] ---**
Is this enough?
**[05:33] ---**
Chris is more like this!
**[05:35] ---**
I'm off by a millimeter!
**[05:37] ---**
Miyafuji, get a candle.
**[05:39] ---**
Okay.
**[05:41] ---**
Miyafuji, sorry...
**[05:43] ---**
You need candles?
**[05:46] ---**
I'm sorry, Chris.
**[05:48] ---**
Forgive your sister for being so clumsy.
**[05:50] ---**
I'm sure she's happy, if anything.
**[05:53] ---**
"Scratch scratch scratch"
**[05:54] ---**
It's not good to discriminate
when you're saving lives, though.
**[05:57] ---**
If they'll take this seriously,
I'm willing to let it slide.
**[06:00] ---**
What else are we going to teach them?
**[06:03] ---**
I was planning on teaching cardiac massage.
**[06:05] ---**
That's very important.
**[06:07] ---**
Should we bring Shirley and Lynne too?
**[06:11] ---**
Okay, go stand with the other perverts.
**[06:14] ---**
Why? I'm just trying to keep
everyone safe and healthy!
**[06:18] ---**
It's a masterpiece!
**[06:20] ---**
Wow, that's great.
**[06:22] ---**
Looks like it's not going
that well for you...
**[06:27] ---**
Eila! Where are you taking that clay?!
**[06:30] ---**
"Sanya's Room"
**[06:33] ---**
"Sting Sting Sting"
**[06:33] ---**
Welcome back.
**[06:36] ---**
I had a great idea.
**[06:38] ---**
I'll put hot wax into this
mold and let it harden...
**[06:42] ---**
And I get a Sanya mask!
**[06:42] ---**
"Ta-dah!"
**[06:44] ---**
Wh-What did you do?
**[06:46] ---**
I pushed the clay up against
her face to make a mold.
**[06:49] ---**
A death mask?
**[06:51] ---**
It may be forbidden, but it's for Sanya!
**[06:53] ---**
I just love her more than you love yours!
**[06:56] ---**
Am I the one who'll get in trouble for this?
**[06:59] ---**
Well, you're in charge here...
**[07:02] ---**
Let's get back to it.
**[07:04] ---**
I'll start.
**[07:05] ---**
Huh? You're using the old face, huh?
**[07:08] ---**
When you think about it, it's wrong to
discriminate between wounded people.
**[07:12] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[07:14] ---**
Miyafuji, get the torso.
**[07:16] ---**
Here you go!
**[07:18] ---**
How could you?!
**[07:20] ---**
Next. Ready, Eila?
**[07:23] ---**
One-hundred percent!
**[07:25] ---**
See?
**[07:26] ---**
Why is it wearing Sanya's clothes?
**[07:29] ---**
I brought them!
**[07:30] ---**
Impressive!
**[07:31] ---**
"Now I'm in more trouble..."
"I'll apologize with you."
**[07:32] ---**
I don't like the fact that it's
got different proportions.
**[07:35] ---**
I should've taken more clay
and gotten a full-body mold.
**[07:39] ---**
Sanya! Sanya! Wake up!
**[07:41] ---**
She's doing something.
**[07:43] ---**
Eila... you came.
**[07:46] ---**
"She's doing a one-girl play..."
"Sanya needs CPR when she's talking?
**[07:46] ---**
I'll save you!
**[07:47] ---**
I'll save you now! With CPR!
**[07:52] ---**
Keep going, Eila.
**[07:54] ---**
I'm teaching a class on saving lives,
**[07:56] ---**
and should've set more rules
for making the doll's faces...
**[08:00] ---**
I'll apologize again later.
In writing, if you like...
**[08:04] ---**
What happened to your clothes, Sanya?
**[08:06] ---**
There are male soldiers here!
**[08:09] ---**
But why did you decide to take this course?
**[08:11] ---**
I thought it might help when we go
look for your parents someday...
**[08:15] ---**
How can I get mad at you now?
**[08:17] ---**
Sanya!
**[08:18] ---**
Right, right. Are you done
with this little stuff?
**[08:21] ---**
"My tragedy is 'little stuff'?"
"I'll apologize for that too, in writing if you like..."
**[08:21] ---**
It's my turn now, right?
**[08:23] ---**
I'll also be training for a real scene
that might happen someday, so help me.
**[08:28] ---**
Even if you're just bit parts,
**[08:29] ---**
if the cast doesn't take this seriously
it will ruin everything.
**[08:32] ---**
Think of this as the real thing, okay?
**[08:35] ---**
It's good to be serious
about this, so we'll help.
**[08:38] ---**
Keep up the act no matter what happens!
**[08:41] ---**
Okay, let's start with imagining
the Squad Leader gets attacked...
**[08:44] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:46] ---**
Lynne, good timing.
**[08:49] ---**
Shoot this.
**[08:52] ---**
Here we go...
**[08:54] ---**
Squad Leader?
**[08:56] ---**
Did someone call me?
**[08:57] ---**
The Squad Leader!
**[08:58] ---**
Oh, no! It must have been a Neuroi attack!
**[09:02] ---**
What happened to me?
**[09:03] ---**
I need to do CPR!
**[09:05] ---**
It's a little late for that...
**[09:07] ---**
Her heart was destroyed...
**[09:12] ---**
--Miyafuji!
**[09:12] ---**
--That's me?
--Miyafuji!
**[09:13] ---**
--That's me?
--There's nothing I can do...
**[09:15] ---**
Eila, where did this future come from?
**[09:17] ---**
--Hey, guys...
--I'm sorry. If I'd only been able to predict it...
**[09:21] ---**
This is terrible!
**[09:24] ---**
I see...
**[09:25] ---**
I'm a ghost, aren't I?
**[09:30] ---**
Farewell, Mina.
**[09:34] ---**
What's gotten into you, Mio?
**[09:36] ---**
So what do we do with these things?
**[09:39] ---**
Break them apart?
**[09:40] ---**
We can't break them apart!
**[09:41] ---**
I'll just take them.
**[09:46] ---**
Shall we destroy the Squad Leader's, too?
**[09:48] ---**
No!
**[09:49] ---**
But the Squad Leader doesn't have
a good impression of you anymore.
**[09:53] ---**
People would think it was weird
if they saw them in the trash,
**[09:56] ---**
so let's just bury them.
**[09:57] ---**
Good idea.
**[10:00] ---**
Mio, you're ridiculous. You're not a ghost.
**[10:03] ---**
But I saw the others with my body...
**[10:08] ---**
There you are.
**[10:09] ---**
What are you doing out here in the woods?
**[10:13] ---**
*Mio*!
**[10:15] ---**
They found us.
**[10:17] ---**
Mina, well you see...
**[10:19] ---**
She put us up to it!
**[10:23] ---**
Please don't hate me!
**[11:57] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[11:58] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:00] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:03] ---**
Today's Witch is Perrine Clostermann.
**[12:09] ---**
She's an ace witch from
the Republic of Gallia,
**[12:13] ---**
and get this, she's the daughter
of the Clostermann family,
**[12:16] ---**
the lords of Chartreux province!
**[12:18] ---**
In other words, she's a
real noble's daughter!
**[12:22] ---**
Not only does she behave
like an elegant, distinguished noble,
**[12:26] ---**
she has powerful combat abilities
which were recognized
**[12:30] ---**
even in her days in Free Gallia Republic.
**[12:34] ---**
She famously had the nickname of
"Blue Premier," or "Blue number 1!"
**[12:40] ---**
And when the 501st was formed,
**[12:43] ---**
Sakamoto went to her
directly and recruited her!
**[12:49] ---**
Her inherent magic is Tonnerre, or "Thunder."
**[12:53] ---**
It allows her to emit all her magic at once,
creating an electric blast!
**[12:57] ---**
It's really strong!
**[13:00] ---**
But it takes time before
she can use it again,
**[13:04] ---**
so she only uses it when
it's really important!
**[13:07] ---**
As a noble witch, she has a strong sense
of noblesse oblige at all times.
**[13:13] ---**
The way she gets to be with
such a wonderful witch...
**[13:16] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:25] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:27] ---**
The Allies have decided to launch
a full attack on a Neuroi nest!
**[13:30] ---**
What fate awaits the 501st, and Yoshika?
**[13:34] ---**
Next time: "501st, You're Splitting Up?"
**[13:34] ---**
"Next time:
501st, You're Splitting Up?"
**[13:37] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:40] ---**
**[13:43] ---**
**[13:45] ---**
# E12 - 501st, You're Splitting Up?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNVDE8J6/501st-youre-splitting-up)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, You're Splitting Up?"
**[01:30] ---**
I need to master the Shin Reppuzan--
a technique even stronger than the Reppuzan!
**[01:35] ---**
Reppuzan!
**[01:42] ---**
Shirley!
**[01:50] ---**
There was an accident when you were
developing the Shin Reppuzan?
**[01:54] ---**
"Rules"
**[01:54] ---**
Yes. If I can just master it, um... any Neuroi will...
**[02:00] ---**
Please look at Shirley, whose head is all
shiny after the shock wave hit her.
**[02:04] ---**
She's about to lose her position as mom
and become a dad instead.
**[02:09] ---**
It's happened to me too, so we're even...
**[02:13] ---**
No, never mind.
**[02:15] ---**
Miyafuji, heal her hair! Now!
**[02:18] ---**
Of course!
**[02:20] ---**
Thank you, Miyafuji!
**[02:22] ---**
You're welcome...
**[02:24] ---**
Sorry, I know you're tired,
**[02:26] ---**
but there's one other person I'd like you to heal.
**[02:29] ---**
W-Was someone else hurt?
**[02:32] ---**
Trude hurt her stomach from laughing too much.
**[02:36] ---**
Miyafuji, I want your help with something too.
**[02:40] ---**
What is it?
**[02:41] ---**
I need fresh blood!
**[02:49] ---**
I didn't quite catch that.
**[02:51] ---**
I said, I need blood...
**[02:53] ---**
I never thought I wouldn't be able to understand
what someone else from Fuso was saying.
**[02:59] ---**
I need to make a katana that can
handle the Shin Reppuzan,
**[03:02] ---**
and I've heard you can use blood to strengthen a blade.
**[03:05] ---**
Heard where?
**[03:07] ---**
I don't have any blood for you.
**[03:09] ---**
No, I'm going to use my own blood.
**[03:13] ---**
I want you to heal me.
**[03:15] ---**
Why didn't you say that first?!
**[03:19] ---**
It's finally time.
**[03:22] ---**
The Allies are launching an attack on a Neuroi nest.
**[03:25] ---**
They're not going to use Witches.
**[03:26] ---**
Instead, they'll turn the battleship *Yamato*
into an artificial Neuroi,
**[03:29] ---**
and then launch a full attack with their fleet.
**[03:31] ---**
This battle will decide humanity's fate.
**[03:34] ---**
Big news, everyone!
**[03:39] ---**
You've got it all wrong, Mina!
**[03:43] ---**
Now, back to work...
**[03:46] ---**
Here I come!
**[03:47] ---**
Stop!
**[03:48] ---**
What? Why stop now?
**[03:50] ---**
Why your stomach?
**[03:52] ---**
Why not someplace easier?
**[03:55] ---**
Don't worry.
**[03:56] ---**
Just the tip! I'll only stick the tip in!
**[03:59] ---**
Sakamoto, you're way too clumsy to pull that off!
**[04:02] ---**
You're gonna stick it all the way in!
**[04:05] ---**
Believe me, Miyafuji!
**[04:08] ---**
Stop...
**[04:09] ---**
What's your problem, guys?
**[04:11] ---**
You all trust me that little?
**[04:15] ---**
Why are you all red?
**[04:17] ---**
Because they're all very naughty little girls.
**[04:22] ---**
I don't understand.
**[04:25] ---**
Never change, Squad Leader.
**[04:28] ---**
I don't know what you're getting at,
but I'm always going to be me.
**[04:32] ---**
You medics, get some blood!
**[04:35] ---**
That's an order!
**[04:39] ---**
What do we do?
**[04:40] ---**
Any ideas?
**[04:48] ---**
Way to go, medics!
**[04:50] ---**
Now I just need to make the blade!
**[04:52] ---**
If you're going to be using the Reppuzan again,
**[04:54] ---**
please do it far away from anybody else!
**[04:57] ---**
We'll rebuild the base, so go someplace
far away where you won't blow it up again.
**[05:03] ---**
What's the Allied Fleet doing here?
**[05:05] ---**
Why, I wonder?
**[05:07] ---**
Why not have them drop you off
on some uninhabited island?
**[05:11] ---**
I want a vacation, too!
**[05:13] ---**
We should all go!
**[05:15] ---**
I'm not going to have fun, but...
**[05:18] ---**
It's fine. All of you, go.
**[05:20] ---**
Mina!
**[05:21] ---**
Really?
**[05:22] ---**
We can't do any training or chores
with the base like this, can we?
**[05:28] ---**
Is it okay to get a lift on a battleship?
**[05:31] ---**
I requested it as a special mission,
and it was approved immediately.
**[05:35] ---**
Why are they here, anyway?
**[05:37] ---**
I think I got a call about it...
**[05:40] ---**
Well, if I forgot, that means it wasn't important.
**[05:43] ---**
"Aboard the Ship"
**[05:44] ---**
I just realized there's no way
we're getting any rest, is there?
**[05:48] ---**
It feels like this was set up to make sure
they didn't interrupt the repairs.
**[05:52] ---**
Well, it's an officially approved vacation.
**[05:54] ---**
Maybe we can take it easy.
**[05:57] ---**
They think the final battle is a vacation?
**[05:59] ---**
No, look at Squad Leader Sakamoto's
white funeral kimono!
**[06:02] ---**
She's prepared to die in the final battle!
**[06:05] ---**
The Witches are prepared to die on this mission!
**[06:08] ---**
Sakamoto, it's a little early for this.
**[06:10] ---**
She's really looking forward to it.
**[06:13] ---**
That island will do nicely.
**[06:15] ---**
501st, follow me!
**[06:18] ---**
Please stay away from the island.
We don't want you caught up in the blast.
**[06:22] ---**
Yes! We'll stay away!
**[06:24] ---**
Everyone, salute the 501st and pray for their victory!
**[06:28] ---**
What did Mina tell them?
**[06:31] ---**
That's it! The Neuroi nest!
**[06:34] ---**
Let the battle begin!
**[06:34] ---**
This fight will decide humanity's fate!
**[06:38] ---**
Vacation time!
**[06:40] ---**
Freedom's in the air!
**[06:41] ---**
At least carry your own things!
**[06:43] ---**
I'll go make my katana over there, then.
**[06:47] ---**
Good luck.
**[06:48] ---**
Okay, time to enjoy a tropical vacation!
**[06:51] ---**
Let's do all kinds of fun vacation things!
**[06:54] ---**
--31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36....
**[06:55] ---**
--Seems the same as ever...
--31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36....
**[06:57] ---**
--Hey, Miyafuji, did she just want to get rid of us?
--31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36....
**[07:01] ---**
--Do you really want to know?
--31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36....
**[07:03] ---**
We need to get lunch ready.
**[07:06] ---**
I brought lots of fish.
**[07:08] ---**
Why did you already drain their blood?
**[07:11] ---**
You're just throwing them on the fire?
We eat the skin too?
**[07:14] ---**
Quiet. Your people eat grapes with the skin on.
**[07:17] ---**
It's done!
**[07:19] ---**
Well? I call it the Reppuumaru!
**[07:21] ---**
Its energy is incredible.
**[07:23] ---**
The Shin Reppuzan is as good as done!
**[07:27] ---**
I can't believe it worked...
**[07:29] ---**
Time to get to work!
**[07:30] ---**
Reppuzan!
**[07:32] ---**
She's so excited. Like a little girl.
**[07:32] ---**
"Madness = Being Too Used to Danger"
**[07:35] ---**
--Reppuzan! Reppuzan! Reppuzan!
**[07:37] ---**
--Um, Sakamoto, I think you need a break...
--Reppuzan! Reppuzan! Reppuzan!
**[07:39] ---**
It's not me! The katana's taking over!
**[07:43] ---**
The seafood did it?
**[07:45] ---**
--Then what happens to this knife
I used to chop them up?
--Reppuzan! Reppuzan!
**[07:48] ---**
It was chickens the other day.
**[07:51] ---**
Oh no! A bunch of stuff happened offscreen,
**[07:52] ---**
and now the *Yamato*, our ultimate weapon,
was absorbed by the Neuroi!
**[07:55] ---**
Is this the end for humanity?
**[07:59] ---**
That's Squad Leader Sakamoto's Reppuzan!
**[08:03] ---**
The Neuroi nest...!
**[08:05] ---**
Europe... Europe is free!
**[08:08] ---**
She's under its control. Be careful when you grab her!
**[08:11] ---**
Miyafuji, don't grab me there!
**[08:14] ---**
What do we do with this?
**[08:15] ---**
All we can do is keep firing till my magic is gone.
**[08:19] ---**
I'm too scared to find out what's happening
on the other side of the horizon. So no.
**[08:23] ---**
Miyafuji, you block the Squad Leader!
**[08:26] ---**
Protect everyone!
**[08:30] ---**
I'm sorry, Miyafuji! Here I go!
**[08:33] ---**
I refuse to lose to my dinner!
**[08:36] ---**
Dinner?
**[08:42] ---**
Miyafuji, you didn't need to block
every attack until its magic ran out...
**[08:47] ---**
As a human being, it was a fight I couldn't lose!
**[08:51] ---**
Can I no longer fight? Can I no longer protect anyone?
**[08:56] ---**
The guilt has broken her heart!
**[08:58] ---**
No, my magical energy may be gone,
**[09:01] ---**
but I can still fight the Neuroi another way!
**[09:03] ---**
Amazing!
**[09:05] ---**
I can't stop crying...
**[09:07] ---**
Big news, everyone!
***SIGN*** "Neuroi Nest Annihilated Sakamoto & Miyafuji Sacrifice Their Magic to Win The Day Allied Fleet and 501st Launch Massive Offensive"
**[09:10] ---**
The Neuroi nest was destroyed! Europe is free!
**[09:13] ---**
It says I did it!
**[09:15] ---**
But I don't remember that at all...
**[09:16] ---**
The Shin Reppuzan struck the Nest's core?
**[09:20] ---**
The one I fired off at the island?
**[09:22] ---**
Seems like it, yeah.
**[09:24] ---**
Amazing, Squad Leader!
**[09:27] ---**
And now, the bad news.
The 501st will be temporarily splitting up.
**[09:35] ---**
Just temporarily.
**[09:36] ---**
Neuroi aside, right now we don't
even have anywhere to live.
**[09:41] ---**
You're right, actually...
**[09:42] ---**
But this is so sudden...
**[09:44] ---**
The military can't put all its aces
at a non-functional base...
**[09:49] ---**
But we never actually did anything...
**[09:52] ---**
Do you guys know what you're going to do now?
**[09:56] ---**
We're soldiers, so we'll probably
be sent back to our old units.
**[10:00] ---**
What will you do?
**[10:01] ---**
I'm going to study medicine back home.
**[10:05] ---**
If anything happens, call me.
**[10:07] ---**
I'll come save you, even if I have to desert my post!
**[10:10] ---**
Barkhorn!
**[10:12] ---**
And she used to be such a stickler for rules...
**[10:15] ---**
Yes, it's so moving!
**[10:17] ---**
She's just saying she's a stalker.
**[10:19] ---**
"Call me if you ever feel in danger."
"Thank you, Hartmann."
**[10:20] ---**
What about you, Eila?
**[10:21] ---**
I'm going to Suomus to look for Sanya's parents, of course.
**[10:25] ---**
I'm going to rebuild Gallia now that it's free!
**[10:29] ---**
I'm going to help her!
**[10:32] ---**
We're soldiers too, so we'll be preparing
for the next battle against the Neuroi.
**[10:36] ---**
I'm close to everyone else, so not much will change.
**[10:39] ---**
So there's one less person around
to keep them in check?
**[10:43] ---**
This violent gorilla will be unleashed,
and I'll have no healer?
**[10:48] ---**
It may only be a temporary goodbye,
**[10:50] ---**
but make sure you leave a good
impression when you say goodbye.
**[10:54] ---**
Well said.
**[10:58] ---**
Now clean.
**[10:59] ---**
Why don't we preserve this room
as a museum for the 501st?
**[11:04] ---**
In 100 years, people will still want to see it!
**[11:09] ---**
Miyafuji, I hope you don't feel
out of place back in Fuso.
**[11:12] ---**
Cooking and cleaning is my job.
Nothing will change.
**[11:16] ---**
Oh, actually...
**[11:17] ---**
My family runs a local clinic,
so we have patients every day.
**[11:21] ---**
Studying, treating patients...
It might feel weird being useful for once!
**[11:28] ---**
Y-You're coming back, right Miyafuji?
**[11:30] ---**
Miyafuji, come back!
**[11:33] ---**
Right?
**[11:34] ---**
And so, the 501st Joint Fighter Wing was dissolved.
**[13:09] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[13:10] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[13:12] ---**
It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[13:16] ---**
This will be our last class,
and today I'll introduce you to...
**[13:21] ---**
None other than my best friend,
Yoshika Miyafuji!
**[13:28] ---**
Her father is Dr. Miyafuji, one of
the developers of the Striker Unit.
**[13:33] ---**
She always had incredible magical potential.
**[13:38] ---**
Sakamoto saw her talent
and recruited her to the 501st,
**[13:44] ---**
where she quickly put her talents to use
and became a crucial member of the squadron.
**[13:52] ---**
Her inherent magic is "healing."
**[13:55] ---**
She can cure any wound, no matter how bad!
**[14:00] ---**
She's helped me many times.
**[14:03] ---**
Yoshika will do anything in order to help others.
**[14:07] ---**
In the end, she sacrificed all her magic in order
to defeat an army of attacking Neuroi and their nest!
**[14:15] ---**
I'm so proud of her accomplishments!
**[14:21] ---**
She's wonderful!
**[14:22] ---**
**[14:25] ---**
# Season 2 - World Witches Take Off!
# E1 - Miyafuji, Are You Making a Movie?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXPJ35/miyafuji-are-you-making-a-movie)
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**[01:31] ---**
1945.
**[01:33] ---**
The 501st Joint Fighter Wing "Strike
Witches" become famous for stopping
**[01:38] ---**
the Neuroi's supposedly-impossible
attack across the Rhine.
**[01:42] ---**
I'm Miyafuji Yoshika, I'm one of them!
**[01:46] ---**
Cut!
**[01:46] ---**
You're too stiff.
**[01:48] ---**
I'm not ready to make a movie!
**[01:50] ---**
Can't I refuse?
**[01:50] ---**
"Miyafuji, Are You Making a Movie?"
**[01:51] ---**
They specifically gave
you this mission because
**[01:54] ---**
you're a hero who can inspire Fusou.
**[01:57] ---**
What do I say?
**[01:59] ---**
Just be honest about your career.
**[02:02] ---**
Honest?
**[02:04] ---**
Hello.
**[02:05] ---**
I'm Miyafuji, I became famous
for sitting on the front lines,
**[02:08] ---**
going on trips, and doing chores.
**[02:09] ---**
That part you can lie about!
**[02:12] ---**
Fine. I'll put in some narration
to cover it. So just act normal.
**[02:16] ---**
Okay...
**[02:17] ---**
Miyafuji Yoshika is still
fighting on the front lines.
**[02:21] ---**
She battles...
**[02:23] ---**
--Battles...
--I have to redo the laundry for 16 people!
**[02:26] ---**
--I have to redo the laundry for 16 people!
**[02:28] ---**
What you just saw is because there aren't
enough people on the front lines.
**[02:31] ---**
Once the chores are done
it's time for a mission.
**[02:33] ---**
St. Trond base is right on the front lines.
**[02:36] ---**
Two witches remain on standby at all times
to deal with anything that may come...
***SIGN*** "Today's Witches on Standby Erica Hartmann Miyafuji Yoshika"
**[02:40] ---**
Anything may come...
**[02:44] ---**
Um, she says that the battlefield
is a high-stress environment
**[02:47] ---**
and you need to sleep when you can.
**[02:50] ---**
Hartmann!
**[02:53] ---**
Cut!
**[02:54] ---**
Miyafuji, hold the camera for me!
**[02:56] ---**
Um, this is Barkhorn.
**[02:59] ---**
Rules are very important to her.
**[03:01] ---**
And...
**[03:01] ---**
We're comrades and family...
**[03:04] ---**
And she's doing it out of love,
so please don't call the cops!
**[03:08] ---**
You recorded that, huh?
**[03:10] ---**
--What's going on here?
--I guess we'll just cut it in post.
**[03:12] ---**
A camera?
**[03:13] ---**
Miyafuji's holding my pants and hairbrush.
**[03:16] ---**
"Good morning."
**[03:18] ---**
And I'm so cute...
**[03:20] ---**
You're pulling a prank on me when I sleep!
**[03:22] ---**
No.
**[03:23] ---**
You've been smelling me and
licking my hairbrush, haven't you?
**[03:27] ---**
No!
**[03:29] ---**
You see, here's the deal...
**[03:31] ---**
Squad Leader Sakamoto's at the Rhine,
dealing with the Yamato's mess,
**[03:34] ---**
and she asked me to help...
**[03:35] ---**
I see. An idol video.
**[03:37] ---**
No.
**[03:38] ---**
Want some help?
**[03:39] ---**
No!
**[03:41] ---**
You're always such a slacker,
**[03:44] ---**
I can't let you handle anything
important to Miyafuji...
**[03:48] ---**
You're terrible!
**[03:50] ---**
Nobody will remember something so generic.
**[03:54] ---**
What?
**[03:55] ---**
I deal with the media all the time.
I'll show you how it's done.
**[03:59] ---**
First, you need a phrase that's memorable.
**[04:02] ---**
"Miyafuji? I know her.
**[04:04] ---**
She's the girl who went from civilian
to ace pilot and became a hero!"
**[04:09] ---**
Show some rubble to gather pity,
**[04:12] ---**
and show the destruction
wrought by the Neuroi...
**[04:14] ---**
No, your room's just a mess...
**[04:17] ---**
Remember to look up at the
camera with tears in your eyes,
**[04:19] ---**
pleading with the viewer.
**[04:21] ---**
That'll send your views
into the stratosphere.
**[04:23] ---**
And drastically reduce trust in the media...
**[04:27] ---**
My narration idea is better than
all that complicated stuff.
**[04:30] ---**
Show us, then.
**[04:33] ---**
Fine. Here I go!
**[04:33] ---**
"Miyafuji Yoshika's Trails of Glory"
**[04:34] ---**
--That script is so thick!
--Bear witness to the glories of Miyafuji...
**[04:37] ---**
--Oh, time for a mission.
--Let's jump right into this.
**[04:40] ---**
--Just who is Officer Miyafuji?
**[04:41] ---**
--Open the door...
--Just who is Officer Miyafuji?
**[04:42] ---**
Yoshika Miyafuji, born 1929,
on August 18th, in Kamakura.
**[04:48] ---**
Her family runs the Miyafuji Clinic.
**[04:51] ---**
Because of her healing powers,
she was offered a spot in the 501st,
**[04:54] ---**
one of the world's ace fighter units.
**[04:56] ---**
You're good at that, but we can't use it.
**[04:58] ---**
Why?
**[04:59] ---**
You're leaking all her personal information!
**[05:01] ---**
Personal information?
I've never heard that word.
**[05:02] ---**
"This story takes place in 1945!"
**[05:05] ---**
"Fusou Empire Kanagawa Prefecture
Kamakura City Akashi 999."
**[05:05] ---**
Look, that's the address for Miyafuji Clinic.
**[05:08] ---**
I'm telling you it's a bad idea!
**[05:10] ---**
She sacrificed her magic power
to destroy the Neuroi nest
**[05:10] ---**
"She's crying!!"
**[05:13] ---**
that ruled over Europe...
**[05:15] ---**
And she ceased to be a witch!
**[05:18] ---**
--She was supposed to go to the world's
top medical school after that, but...
**[05:18] ---**
--So what problems have you
faced without your magic?
--She was supposed to go to the world's top medical school after that, but...
**[05:18] ---**
"Besides healing"
**[05:21] ---**
--You're asking that now?
--She was supposed to go to the world's
top medical school after that, but...
**[05:23] ---**
I can't use my shields anymore.
**[05:26] ---**
Oh, in combat?
**[05:27] ---**
No, it was handy to keep the grease
from splattering on me when I cooked.
**[05:32] ---**
Oh.
**[05:34] ---**
It's a shame you can't go to medical school
**[05:36] ---**
after all the studying you did, though.
**[05:39] ---**
There's other ways to help
people besides being a doctor.
**[05:42] ---**
Even if all I'm helping with is
the chores, I'm still helping...
**[05:46] ---**
I can see you're upset!
**[05:48] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[05:48] ---**
"Don't ignore me!!"
**[05:49] ---**
Keep going.
**[05:50] ---**
On her journey to the school
she encountered the Neuroi again...
**[05:53] ---**
In her desire to save others during a
desperate battle, her magic returned...
**[05:58] ---**
And she came back to the 501st!
**[06:02] ---**
We're together again!
**[06:03] ---**
She's a hero if you just
listen to her history.
**[06:06] ---**
"I suddenly realized..."
**[06:06] ---**
Hmm... maybe Miyafuji isn't actually
interested in this project?
**[06:10] ---**
Is this true?
**[06:12] ---**
Yes, because...
**[06:14] ---**
I think everybody who fights
the Neuroi is a hero!
**[06:19] ---**
Miyafuji!
**[06:20] ---**
That's a great line.
**[06:22] ---**
And why don't you want to be in the movie?
**[06:24] ---**
I mean it!
**[06:26] ---**
But if my country views me as a hero,
**[06:29] ---**
"They're actually planning a bronze statue now"
**[06:30] ---**
they'll make a shrine with my name on it!
**[06:33] ---**
We need to show her healing magic.
**[06:36] ---**
I can do that at lunch.
**[06:38] ---**
At lunch?
**[06:40] ---**
Sashimi?
**[06:42] ---**
This is from Gallia! Which means...
**[06:43] ---**
...four to five days have passed
since it was fished.
**[06:45] ---**
Is she planning to get us sick and heal us?
**[06:48] ---**
No!
**[06:49] ---**
Wow! It's like it's alive!
**[06:52] ---**
But how?
**[06:54] ---**
It's amazing, but they
didn't put it in the movie.
**[06:58] ---**
The only other thing we didn't
cover was the 501st itself.
**[07:01] ---**
Nobody else is here, yeah. Where are they?
**[07:04] ---**
Mina's doing some political maneuvering
to get the 501st back together.
**[07:07] ---**
Several others are getting angry lectures
from the local fishing cooperatives
**[07:09] ---**
for bring a battleship into a river.
**[07:11] ---**
Two were sold off to the
Red Pants to pay debts.
**[07:15] ---**
I'm looking at the chart
**[07:16] ---**
and a lot of them are working
off the base coming back late.
**[07:19] ---**
Well, we just need them here
when something happens.
**[07:21] ---**
Couldn't I have gone to school, then?
**[07:25] ---**
No! I've never seen
that face from Miyafuji!
**[07:28] ---**
Actually, everybody's getting together
after this to help promote the movie.
**[07:33] ---**
Really?
**[07:34] ---**
We need everybody together, you know!
**[07:37] ---**
Really?
**[07:38] ---**
You brought the Neuroi here for me?
**[07:40] ---**
I meant the members of the 501st!
**[07:42] ---**
Miyafuji Yoshika will continue
to fight to save others!
**[07:47] ---**
At a time like this?
**[07:48] ---**
Stop the camera!
**[07:50] ---**
"Next Day"
**[07:50] ---**
I got called early in the morning
by Wing Commander Mina that day.
**[07:55] ---**
Morning Barkhorn!
**[07:58] ---**
Morning, Miyafuji.
**[07:59] ---**
"Commander's Office"
**[08:00] ---**
I'm coming in, Commander Mina.
**[08:02] ---**
Come in!
**[08:05] ---**
I need to talk about our future.
**[08:08] ---**
Has the date of the 501st
being reformed been decided?
**[08:11] ---**
Fun days are beginning!
**[08:14] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[08:16] ---**
The reformation isn't going well at all...
**[08:20] ---**
I tried my best, but they insist
on bringing Miyafuji back to Fusou.
**[08:25] ---**
Even you can't do it?
**[08:26] ---**
"Ring!"
**[08:27] ---**
There's the call.
**[08:30] ---**
Hello?
**[08:31] ---**
So, what makes you think you
can rip apart our family?
**[08:35] ---**
Sorry. You're right.
**[08:38] ---**
I'll put her on.
**[08:39] ---**
No!
**[08:42] ---**
Hello?
**[08:43] ---**
Yoshika, come home!
**[08:46] ---**
Mom?
**[08:47] ---**
I know you were traumatized by the Neuroi,
**[08:50] ---**
and the newspaper said that the
Neuroi attacked while you were
**[08:53] ---**
on your exchange program and you almost died!
**[08:55] ---**
But you're still...
**[08:57] ---**
Can I tell her the truth?
**[08:59] ---**
Negative.
**[09:01] ---**
Mom!
**[09:02] ---**
The latest medical science shows
**[09:04] ---**
the best way to recover from trauma
is to go right back to the battlefield!
**[09:09] ---**
The latest medical science?
**[09:11] ---**
Yoshika, come home safe!
**[09:14] ---**
I'm a terrible daughter.
**[09:15] ---**
Good job!
**[09:17] ---**
Your studies paid off!
**[09:19] ---**
I'm really sorry!
**[09:22] ---**
But now our family...
**[09:24] ---**
Well, you see...
**[09:26] ---**
We split up and everybody went
back to their old units, right?
**[09:29] ---**
And those units are saying they
don't want to lose those members...
**[09:33] ---**
Just let them whine like usual.
**[09:36] ---**
That's right!
**[09:38] ---**
Then I'll go and persuade
them and pay them back.
**[09:42] ---**
I understand persuading them,
but paying them back?
**[09:46] ---**
During my journey the other day,
**[09:48] ---**
all the members of the 501st
left their units to come help.
**[09:51] ---**
So we caused problems for all those units...
**[09:55] ---**
This isn't good,
**[09:56] ---**
as moving as it is.
**[09:58] ---**
Why?
**[10:00] ---**
It would be much better for the movie
if you said that in front of the camera!
**[10:03] ---**
I'll go get it!
**[10:05] ---**
Are we doing that call again?
**[10:07] ---**
That's a negative.
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:41] ---**
It's Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:45] ---**
Hello, everybody!
**[11:47] ---**
It's me, the famous Fuso witch
**[11:51] ---**
Miyafuji Yoshika's childhood and
best friend, Yamakawa Michiko!
**[11:56] ---**
In this segment, I'll be introducing you
to the members of the 502nd
**[12:00] ---**
and telling you all about the witches!
**[12:05] ---**
Our theme today is none other than witches!
**[12:09] ---**
"Witches"
**[12:11] ---**
Our world has always had stories
**[12:15] ---**
of strange supernatural creatures
that threaten our peaceful lives.
**[12:21] ---**
But one day, people appeared who
could fight them, people with magic.
**[12:30] ---**
Most of them were young women.
Especially young girls.
**[12:34] ---**
People began to call them witches.
**[12:39] ---**
The witches have used their power to
protect the people from these monsters,
**[12:44] ---**
just like how they fight the Neuroi today.
**[12:48] ---**
So of course, all the witches
are talented and kind people.
**[12:53] ---**
Yoshika is no different!
**[12:57] ---**
Witches are amazing and great!
**[13:04] ---**
"Petersburg 502nd Joint Fighter Wing"
**[13:05] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika.
**[13:07] ---**
Next time we'll be meeting the 502nd
Joint Fighter Wing, the Brave Witches.
**[13:13] ---**
The hero will be Karibuchi Hikari!
**[13:15] ---**
I've never met her,
and I wonder what she's like.
**[13:19] ---**
"Next time:
Hikari, You're Taking a Test?"
**[13:20] ---**
Next time: "Hikari, You're Taking a Test?"
**[13:23] ---**
This time, World Witches is actually taking off?
**[13:28] ---**
**[13:30] ---**
# E2 - Hikari, You're Taking a Test?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKQ25W/hikari-youre-taking-a-test)
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**[01:30] ---**
I'm Karibuchi Hikari!
**[01:31] ---**
"Hikari, You're Taking a Test?"
**[01:33] ---**
An apprentice witch going
to flight training school!
**[01:37] ---**
I train hard every day to be a witch,
but it never goes well!
**[01:42] ---**
But I've got lots and lots of endurance!
**[01:45] ---**
My dream is to be big, like my sister!
**[01:50] ---**
Yes.
**[01:50] ---**
Right now I'm just a dreamer going to school.
**[01:56] ---**
What's wrong?
**[01:57] ---**
They're asking the school to recommend
one student to be sent to war!
**[02:02] ---**
And to go with Officer Karibuchi Takami!
**[02:04] ---**
With my sister!
**[02:06] ---**
Yeah, there's a test to
decide who gets to go.
**[02:09] ---**
"Notice"
**[02:09] ---**
This is what I've been dreaming of!
**[02:12] ---**
All that running I did after
I found out that it's a
**[02:14] ---**
soldier's job to run is about to pay off!
**[02:16] ---**
I don't need any endurance for this!
**[02:17] ---**
"Test Contents: Striker Unit Race"
"No Army Has Ever Had
an Endurance Test to Join It"
**[02:21] ---**
Magic power output? I need to train!
**[02:24] ---**
I'll never get another chance
to be deployed with my sister!
**[02:27] ---**
"Hikari, what about class?"
**[02:27] ---**
This is my chance to be
a hero like my sister!
**[02:31] ---**
"Sasebo's Hero Takami
Welcome Home Fair Movie Debut"
**[02:31] ---**
But whenever I see how the locals treat her...
**[02:35] ---**
She's less like a hero and
more like a local mascot.
**[02:38] ---**
It really kills my drive.
**[02:40] ---**
"Training Crossing the Sea"
"Hehehe Hehehe"
**[02:41] ---**
My sister trained by putting
**[02:43] ---**
magic power under her feet
and walking across the sea.
**[02:46] ---**
If I can do this, that test'll be a snap!
**[02:49] ---**
I do it every day and have never
made it to the other side.
**[02:53] ---**
But I'll keep doing it, even if I sink...
**[02:56] ---**
Um, you're the witch who jumps
into the river every day?
**[03:00] ---**
You're making the fish run away
and the fishermen are all mad.
**[03:05] ---**
If I do it here...
**[03:06] ---**
Right! I need to make the
training harder anyway!
**[03:10] ---**
This is it!
**[03:11] ---**
I'll add weight!
**[03:14] ---**
It's heavy enough that I won't float.
**[03:16] ---**
Okay, time to go.
**[03:18] ---**
"I got a lecture on the importance of life."
**[03:18] ---**
She's drowning herself!
That girl's trying to drown herself!
**[03:21] ---**
I need to find another place!
**[03:24] ---**
Here! A mud puddle!
**[03:27] ---**
It's efficient, and I run the
risk of getting muddy if I fail!
**[03:32] ---**
Yes! This is it!
**[03:36] ---**
Hikari!
**[03:37] ---**
There you are!
**[03:40] ---**
Sister!
**[03:42] ---**
Huh?
**[03:43] ---**
Well...
**[03:45] ---**
Did you hear about the test?
**[03:47] ---**
Yes. The place I'm going
is pretty far away, though.
**[03:51] ---**
Where are you being assigned?
**[03:53] ---**
The 502nd in St. Petersburg.
**[03:56] ---**
They're sending me a risk assessment later.
**[03:59] ---**
Kanno's there. She was my partner.
**[04:02] ---**
I see!
**[04:04] ---**
She's a tomboy who likes to fight,
and a violent "Yankee" girl!
**[04:04] ---**
[Note: A Yankee is a Japanese word
for a tough or thug]
**[04:09] ---**
A Yankee?
**[04:10] ---**
She has a Fuso name but she's from Liberion!
**[04:15] ---**
Oh, you mean she's a thug.
**[04:17] ---**
Is that okay?
**[04:18] ---**
She seems scary at first glance,
**[04:21] ---**
--but she always thinks of
the people around her.
**[04:22] ---**
--You wanna piece of me?
--but she always thinks of
the people around her.
**[04:25] ---**
--You want to fight? Come on!
--but she always thinks of
the people around her.
**[04:26] ---**
--You want to fight? Come on!
--She's very cute!
**[04:28] ---**
I see! A mild Yankee!
**[04:31] ---**
Yup!
**[04:32] ---**
Sis, I wanna go to Europe! Teach me, okay?
**[04:38] ---**
Okay, Hikari!
**[04:39] ---**
"St. Petersburg 502nd Joint Fighter Wing"
**[04:42] ---**
Squad Leader Rall says her
old wounds are acting up,
**[04:46] ---**
and so she made me fill out the risk
assessment to telegraph to Takami.
**[04:51] ---**
Risks around here, huh?
**[04:53] ---**
The Neuroi are nice enough to actually
attack. So we don't need to list them.
**[04:57] ---**
I should introduce her to
our dangerous personnel.
**[05:00] ---**
Working hard?
**[05:01] ---**
Nipa?
**[05:02] ---**
I brought some tea,
so why not take a break--
**[05:06] ---**
Hot! Hot! Hot...
**[05:07] ---**
Dangerous person #1: Nikka
Edvardine Katajainen.
**[05:11] ---**
AKA Nipa.
**[05:13] ---**
Her powers are bad luck and big tits.
**[05:15] ---**
Help me! Come on!
**[05:17] ---**
My luck is bad...
**[05:18] ---**
And amazing self-healing powers.
**[05:21] ---**
Don't write that, Kanno.
**[05:24] ---**
Hey, working hard I see!
**[05:27] ---**
Krupinski!
**[05:29] ---**
Look at you, Nipa.
**[05:32] ---**
Thank you! Looking at you
makes the tea taste good.
**[05:35] ---**
Don't stare at my misery!
**[05:37] ---**
No, she's staring at your boobs.
**[05:42] ---**
Hey, can I write something?
**[05:44] ---**
Okay, I guess.
**[05:46] ---**
Huh? I don't see the pen.
**[05:48] ---**
Where is it?
**[05:49] ---**
Seriously?
**[05:50] ---**
Nipa, I love you!
**[05:53] ---**
Did I drop it?
**[05:55] ---**
You lifted it!
**[05:58] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:59] ---**
Oh, no. I bought a camera.
Why don't I have it with me?
**[06:04] ---**
Dangerous person #2. Krupinski.
**[06:07] ---**
Her power is her pervertedness.
**[06:10] ---**
Okay. You two are the only dangerous people.
**[06:14] ---**
How awful!
**[06:15] ---**
Naoe thinks I'm special. How nice.
**[06:17] ---**
Shut up.
**[06:18] ---**
Kanno, show me what you wrote.
**[06:21] ---**
Sure, but I'm not rewriting it.
**[06:24] ---**
"Dear Takami
Petersburg Risk Assessment"
**[06:24] ---**
Her handwriting's gorgeous!
**[06:27] ---**
If her handwriting's that cute,
she must be a pure girl at heart!
**[06:31] ---**
Naoe, you're the cutest!
**[06:34] ---**
What's your problem?!
**[06:36] ---**
"Back to the Karibuchi family,
on the day of the test"
**[06:39] ---**
Thank you for staying up all
night to practice with me!
**[06:42] ---**
No, it's for my own sake, too!
**[06:44] ---**
Sorry if I fail.
**[06:47] ---**
Hikari, when you're worried
you need to use visualization.
**[06:50] ---**
Try to see in your mind the
two of us fighting together...
**[06:54] ---**
I see.
**[07:00] ---**
We just made it!
**[07:02] ---**
I'll go get to work.
**[07:04] ---**
Okay!
**[07:06] ---**
So you really want to go to Europe, failure?
**[07:10] ---**
You're...
**[07:11] ---**
"Misumi Miya (Age 14) The School's
Best Student and Her Opponent Today"
**[07:11] ---**
Don't get in the way of my dream:
standing alongside officer Takami!
**[07:17] ---**
You're trying to tear apart
me and my sister, huh?
**[07:20] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[07:23] ---**
I won't lose today!
**[07:25] ---**
Let's head to the track.
You can whine on the way.
**[07:28] ---**
What?
**[07:30] ---**
I'm gonna beat you bad. So get ready!
**[07:34] ---**
Her eyes are so powerful!
**[07:36] ---**
Is this...?
**[07:37] ---**
Your eyes are bloodshot.
**[07:38] ---**
Were you too nervous to sleep well,
and ended up oversleeping?
**[07:40] ---**
N-No!
**[07:44] ---**
There're so many people at the racetrack!
**[07:47] ---**
There's not much to do out here in
the country. That's just how it goes.
**[07:50] ---**
Good luck, Hikari!
**[07:52] ---**
Thanks!
**[07:53] ---**
Officer Takami's cheering
for you. I'm jealous.
**[07:57] ---**
And those guys who're screaming,
are they your relatives?
**[08:01] ---**
No.
**[08:03] ---**
"Fuso's First Sister Ace Team!!"
**[08:03] ---**
They're the local shop owners.
They smell money.
**[08:07] ---**
"And the race finally begins!!"
**[08:08] ---**
Race around the carrier out at sea and back.
**[08:12] ---**
If you can't make it back by
the specified time, you fail!
**[08:15] ---**
Now put on your Striker Unit and go!
**[08:21] ---**
A typhoon!
**[08:22] ---**
What awful timing!
**[08:24] ---**
Hurry! The test's started.
**[08:27] ---**
Hurry!
**[08:30] ---**
Since we lost the Striker Units,
we're changing the test.
**[08:35] ---**
To what?
**[08:36] ---**
Want to walk on water?
**[08:39] ---**
Zuh-zah!
**[08:40] ---**
Misumi!
**[08:41] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:43] ---**
Um, I saw my gun wash up on the rocks.
**[08:47] ---**
And my no-waste mentality caused
my body to move on its own.
**[08:49] ---**
Oh! I understand that!
**[08:52] ---**
One!
**[08:53] ---**
Two!
**[08:54] ---**
Three!
**[08:56] ---**
Yes! I walked on water!
**[08:58] ---**
Now I just need to land on
the pier like we always did!
**[09:01] ---**
I never got to actually practice landing,
so I don't know how to do it!
**[09:07] ---**
"Misumi's shield saved them"
**[09:07] ---**
Thanks for the shield, Misumi!
**[09:11] ---**
Um, thanks for saving me!
**[09:14] ---**
No, it's fun.
**[09:16] ---**
I had the wrong idea about you.
**[09:18] ---**
Aww, that's so mean.
**[09:20] ---**
"They both failed the test for going MIA."
**[09:21] ---**
Karibuchi, do it again!
**[09:23] ---**
I can't!
**[09:26] ---**
"The next day."
**[09:27] ---**
Telegram!
**[09:29] ---**
"Karibuchi Hikari You are ordered to
prepare for deployment to Europe"
**[09:29] ---**
Hikari, you passed!
**[09:32] ---**
Passed? Me?
**[09:34] ---**
But why me?
**[09:37] ---**
Looks like somebody recommended you.
**[09:39] ---**
"Day of Her Leaving"
**[09:40] ---**
Do your best over there!
**[09:42] ---**
Misumi, did you recommend me?
**[09:47] ---**
I would never do that!
**[09:49] ---**
She's a terrible liar.
**[09:51] ---**
But who else?
**[09:53] ---**
You can do it, Hikari!
**[09:53] ---**
"Now Working on a Plan to Promote
the Sasebo Ace Sisters!!
Sasebo Merchant Association"
**[09:55] ---**
Both of you be aces!
**[09:57] ---**
The Merchant Association
recommended me for money?
**[10:01] ---**
I'm just supposed to stand next to my sister!
**[10:04] ---**
No!
**[10:04] ---**
I did it! I recommended you!
**[10:07] ---**
Time to go!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:45] ---**
"502nd Joint Fighter Wing Brave Witches"
**[11:45] ---**
Today I'll be telling you about the
502nd Joint Fighter Wing, Brave Witches!
**[11:53] ---**
They're another dream team formed
by aces from around the world.
**[11:58] ---**
Their base is in St. Petersburg,
at the west end of Orussia,
**[12:01] ---**
and they fight the Neuroi every day!
**[12:04] ---**
And leading this unit is an ultra ace,
highly trusted by her subordinates,
**[12:11] ---**
who holds the #3 record for Neuroi kills!
**[12:17] ---**
Beneath her is a highly-decorated officer
who's achieved great glory in battle,
**[12:22] ---**
Karlsland's super ace, called the "Count"
for her kindness and noble bearing.
**[12:27] ---**
A young Fuso ace, gallant in
battle against the Neuroi,
**[12:30] ---**
but also a quiet girl who reads literature!
**[12:35] ---**
They're all super-talented people!
**[12:39] ---**
They're said to be almost
as good as the 501st!
**[12:45] ---**
Fuso's famous Hero of Sasebo,
Karibuchi Takami, is going to join them, too!
**[12:50] ---**
Then they'll be unstoppable!
**[12:54] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:02] ---**
It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
**[13:04] ---**
Next episode, we're back to the 501st!
**[13:08] ---**
They're all going to Gallia, I guess.
**[13:10] ---**
Is there someone there?
**[13:13] ---**
Next time: "501st, You're Paying Them Back?"
**[13:13] ---**
"501st, You're Paying Them Back?"
**[13:18] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:23] ---**
**[13:25] ---**
# E3 - 501st, You're Paying Them Back?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU02P32/501st-youre-paying-them-back)
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**[01:30] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
Military PR is making a movie,
with me as the star!
**[01:37] ---**
Barkhorn's the director!
I'm sure she'll do great!
**[01:40] ---**
But I am a little worried...
**[01:42] ---**
"I didn't have to make another call..."
**[01:42] ---**
Cut!
**[01:43] ---**
"I didn't have to make another call..."
"501st, You're Paying Them Back?"
**[01:44] ---**
That's some good footage.
**[01:45] ---**
Hey, if we're paying people back,
why not start with Perrine's place?
**[01:48] ---**
"I didn't have to make another call..."
**[01:49] ---**
She needs to get the finances for that orphanage
in order before she can come back.
**[01:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:54] ---**
It's weird to think of Perrine
acting as a mom, though.
**[01:57] ---**
Does that make Lynne a mom?
**[02:00] ---**
Sakamoto was going there all the time.
**[02:02] ---**
Wouldn't she be the dad?
**[02:04] ---**
"Mina and Perrine are rivals in love"
**[02:04] ---**
Definitely starting with Perrine, then.
**[02:07] ---**
She was just asking me to bring something
to help with the reconstruction.
**[02:07] ---**
"Jeez..."
**[02:12] ---**
That's right. She was asking for
your sister's help with something.
**[02:15] ---**
I'll set up the appointments.
**[02:18] ---**
We're going outside? Why?
**[02:21] ---**
Perrine heard about what
they did for you back home,
**[02:24] ---**
and thought it'd make a great
symbol of the reconstruction.
**[02:26] ---**
It's huge! What is it?
**[02:28] ---**
It's something that they're
going to be making all over!
**[02:32] ---**
Witch panels for tourists!
**[02:34] ---**
That's what they did for me to Kamukura!
**[02:37] ---**
That's cultural pollution and it'll be my fault!
**[02:40] ---**
Well, if it helps pay back Perrine...
**[02:43] ---**
Perrine didn't really remember
what it was when she asked.
**[02:47] ---**
Recently, most of these things have
the faces cut out! I need to cut it out!
**[02:53] ---**
Why don't we just send them directly?
**[02:55] ---**
Shipping costs!
**[02:56] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:58] ---**
Don't stop me!
**[02:59] ---**
I need to do this!
**[03:01] ---**
You hate Mio so much?
**[03:04] ---**
I see.
**[03:05] ---**
As military women, we need to
keep up with the latest trends.
**[03:08] ---**
It's bad for my heart
to watch, so I'll do it.
**[03:12] ---**
It's rough to do this from the front.
**[03:14] ---**
Shall we do it from the back?
**[03:16] ---**
Miyafuji, we need to talk.
**[03:19] ---**
Mio, what are you doing here?
**[03:23] ---**
She passed out!
**[03:24] ---**
This is our chance! Trude, these panels
are heavy, so you do it!
**[03:28] ---**
But what do you want me to do?
**[03:30] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[03:33] ---**
It's a scary creature!
**[03:35] ---**
I'll get you for this later...
**[03:36] ---**
--I'll get you for this!
**[03:38] ---**
--Barkhorn flew into the sky!
--I'll get you for this!
**[03:39] ---**
Come back to Earth! Don't help her!
**[03:42] ---**
"No fair..."
**[03:43] ---**
Let's all pretend this never happened.
**[03:45] ---**
So, which units are you going to?
**[03:48] ---**
I've got a file with the names
of all the Witches who helped us.
**[03:52] ---**
If I follow you, it's sure
to make a great movie.
**[03:56] ---**
If you're going, I'm going.
**[03:59] ---**
Hey, this isn't a pleasure trip.
**[04:01] ---**
It's a matter of survival!
**[04:03] ---**
If you two leave, only Mina
will be left to do the cooking!
**[04:07] ---**
"Witch Check File"
**[04:07] ---**
This is the file!
**[04:09] ---**
You've even got it bookmarked.
**[04:11] ---**
Are you trying to make it look
more organized than it is?
**[04:13] ---**
No.
**[04:14] ---**
Um, so... As for where we're going...
**[04:16] ---**
The Noble Witches B-Unit,
and the Red Pants,
**[04:20] ---**
took out the Neuroi near
the medical school.
**[04:23] ---**
The Brave Witches, who sent us Eila
and Sanya, are in a harsh war zone.
**[04:27] ---**
At this point, nobody knew
that this journey would unravel
**[04:31] ---**
the fraudulent Neuroi accounting that
all the units were participating in.
**[04:35] ---**
Don't add weird narration!
**[04:37] ---**
But we need to start with Lynne's group.
**[04:37] ---**
"Witch Check File"
**[04:41] ---**
You're so noble.
**[04:44] ---**
I'll go wake up Mina!
**[04:48] ---**
You dropped something.
**[04:49] ---**
"501st Shirley - Top Grade"
"504th Luciana - Excellent"
"506th B Geena Preddy - Excellent (Beautiful)" "502nd Nikka E Katajainen - Top Grade"
**[04:51] ---**
"Witch Check File"
**[04:51] ---**
I can't want to meet the other Witches.
**[04:56] ---**
We're taking so many supplies to
Perrine that we have to go by land.
**[05:01] ---**
It helped us hide that panel.
**[05:04] ---**
I need to talk to you
about something important.
**[05:07] ---**
Yes?
**[05:08] ---**
I haven't told them about the
501st coming back together.
**[05:12] ---**
It'll make for a better movie
if Miyafuji tells them.
**[05:17] ---**
We'll catch them by surprise!
**[05:19] ---**
But if we're telling them
something so important,
**[05:22] ---**
we don't have to leave this
early in the morning...
**[05:24] ---**
This kind of ties into that...
**[05:27] ---**
They may not be able to come back.
**[05:32] ---**
Again?
**[05:34] ---**
The reason you're leaving early
is because they're too busy,
**[05:37] ---**
and they may not be able
to help with the 501st.
**[05:42] ---**
Oh, no!
**[05:43] ---**
So I want you to tell me
if there's any chance.
**[05:47] ---**
Me?
**[05:49] ---**
If it's too hard,
do you want to stay here?
**[05:52] ---**
No. Even if they can't come back,
**[05:54] ---**
I still want to see their happy faces
when we deliver all these supplies.
**[05:57] ---**
Miyafuji!
**[05:58] ---**
You have such a pure and beautiful heart!
**[06:01] ---**
Unlike that file from yesterday.
**[06:04] ---**
Miyafuji's so cute. If we can't make a
video of the 501st coming back together,
**[06:08] ---**
maybe we can make an idol video.
**[06:10] ---**
Your eyes are rotten, Trude!
**[06:13] ---**
Good morning!
**[06:14] ---**
I brought supplies!
**[06:16] ---**
Oh, welcome!
**[06:18] ---**
You've got a camera out already?
**[06:20] ---**
Missing a scene is a sin!
**[06:22] ---**
Thank you, Yoshika!
**[06:24] ---**
Give me a hug, Lynne!
**[06:27] ---**
Why?
**[06:28] ---**
They don't do hugs in Fuso movies, so I can't.
**[06:29] ---**
"She's mentioning it now so she
doesn't have to mention it later"
**[06:33] ---**
Miyafuji, ask her about the 501st.
**[06:36] ---**
Okay.
**[06:37] ---**
Um, Hartmann, where's that panel?
**[06:43] ---**
Why did you do this?
**[06:45] ---**
L-Let me explain!
**[06:47] ---**
It's the centerpiece of your tourism,
so I wanted it to be in the latest style...
**[06:50] ---**
The latest style...
**[06:53] ---**
She's close to convinced!
Just a little more!
**[06:55] ---**
Okay! I knew this was coming
and got a plan ready...
**[06:57] ---**
I should've asked first, right!
I need to apologize!
**[07:01] ---**
And...
**[07:02] ---**
Sorry!
**[07:05] ---**
How dare you...?
**[07:05] ---**
"Say this line to bring
the 501st back together!!"
**[07:06] ---**
There're words on the back!
**[07:08] ---**
She wants me to read them?
**[07:10] ---**
"Perrine, forget that. Let's talk about
the next step for our relationship."
**[07:17] ---**
It's working!
**[07:18] ---**
Perrine, there might be kids watching!
**[07:20] ---**
You can't deceive me
with something like that.
**[07:25] ---**
You're brutal, Yoshika.
**[07:27] ---**
Don't blame me! Blame
the assistant director!
**[07:30] ---**
Let's unload the supplies.
**[07:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:34] ---**
I'll come up with a
place to put the panel.
**[07:38] ---**
Okay. That'll do it.
**[07:41] ---**
Thank you!
**[07:43] ---**
Judge Miyafuji,
it's time to make the call.
**[07:46] ---**
O-Okay.
**[07:48] ---**
Tell me, what do you do when
you're taking care of the kids?
**[07:51] ---**
I help them study, or get in the bath
with them to raise the water level.
**[07:57] ---**
It's all kids here, so the amount of chores
isn't that different from the 501st!
**[08:01] ---**
It's impossible!
**[08:03] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:05] ---**
Perrine's working so hard, and she was
looking forward to that panel, and I...
**[08:09] ---**
Yeah, let's apologize.
**[08:13] ---**
There she is! Perrine...
**[08:18] ---**
I was just trying to see what
the latest trend was for myself...
**[08:22] ---**
Oh, yeah?
**[08:23] ---**
Take your face out of
the panel before you talk.
**[08:27] ---**
I don't think I can ask
them to do any more work.
**[08:33] ---**
There must be some way...
**[08:36] ---**
She said no, and you're
still running the camera.
**[08:38] ---**
I believe...
**[08:40] ---**
Miyafuji's created miracles!
**[08:43] ---**
She'll be able to find a way to do
both child-raising and warfighting!
**[08:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:48] ---**
Because of Miyafuji, I was able to
combine warfighting and slacking off!
**[08:52] ---**
Don't think that if you
say it with a happy smile,
**[08:54] ---**
you'll be able to get
away with it from now on!
**[08:56] ---**
What's with them?
**[09:00] ---**
I think they're asking about
bringing the 501st back together.
**[09:04] ---**
The 501st? I can't wait!
**[09:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:07] ---**
That's why we worked through
this hellish schedule!
**[09:12] ---**
But why are they running
a camera and whispering?
**[09:15] ---**
They're just trying to make it a surprise.
**[09:18] ---**
I've made my decision.
**[09:20] ---**
We won't ask them to come back.
**[09:23] ---**
*Why*?
**[09:25] ---**
Miyafuji's always made the
impossible possible, but now...
**[09:28] ---**
I can't give up!
**[09:31] ---**
I know you're busy helping raise the kids,
**[09:33] ---**
but I'll help, so come back!
**[09:36] ---**
Okay.
**[09:38] ---**
That was the plan.
**[09:40] ---**
No fair!
**[09:41] ---**
You're ruining my joy.
**[09:43] ---**
And you're ruining ours!
**[09:46] ---**
B-But really, don't work too hard.
**[09:48] ---**
I'll help as much as I can.
**[09:51] ---**
Okay, thanks!
**[09:53] ---**
I'll start by doing what
Lynne talked about.
**[09:57] ---**
That face...
**[09:59] ---**
You said you get in baths with the kids?
**[10:01] ---**
Lynne, let's take a bath together today.
**[10:08] ---**
One down.
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:45] ---**
Today I'll explain how magic power works!
**[11:45] ---**
"Magic Power"
**[11:51] ---**
This is a special power
that all witches have.
**[11:56] ---**
It's the power that's most effective
against ancient monsters, and modern Neuroi!
**[12:04] ---**
This magic power actually uses the power
of "familiars," which are animal spirits.
**[12:11] ---**
That's why you get the ears and tail of
a familiar when you use your magic power.
**[12:17] ---**
Yoshika's familiar is a Mameshiba!
**[12:22] ---**
But magic power isn't
that strong on its own,
**[12:27] ---**
and the most you could do is summon
shields or fly on a broom for a little.
**[12:33] ---**
But in the 17th century, a way to amplify
it with machines was discovered,
**[12:38] ---**
giving it vastly more power than before.
**[12:43] ---**
Because of that, Witches are going to
be more and more important in society!
**[12:50] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[12:58] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[13:00] ---**
The Karibuchi sisters have
set off for Eastern Europe.
**[13:05] ---**
What kind of people will she find
at her destination, the 502nd?
**[13:12] ---**
Next time: Introducing the 502nd?
**[13:12] ---**
"Next time:
Introducing the 502nd?"
**[13:16] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:20] ---**
**[13:23] ---**
# E4 - Introducing the 502nd?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNDQW2/introducing-the-502nd)
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**[01:30] ---**
"Introducing the 502nd?"
**[01:33] ---**
I've been looking for you, Kanno.
**[01:36] ---**
This is Sasha.
**[01:37] ---**
Our combat commander and
administrative officer.
**[01:40] ---**
I need help with something.
**[01:42] ---**
What, you didn't come here to train?
**[01:46] ---**
I'd love to,
**[01:48] ---**
but until Commander Rall starts doing
her paperwork, I won't have time.
**[01:52] ---**
She's got it rough.
**[01:54] ---**
I'm even handling the expense budget!
**[01:57] ---**
I see. Wait till I hit a stopping point.
**[02:01] ---**
Her magic gives her perfect visual memory,
**[02:04] ---**
so she never forgets what she sees.
That makes her perfect for cleric work,
**[02:06] ---**
but that doesn't mean the commander
should make her do it all.
**[02:09] ---**
...40 yen.
**[02:11] ---**
...50 yen.
**[02:12] ---**
...60 yen.
**[02:13] ---**
I can't concentrate!
**[02:14] ---**
Sorry!
**[02:16] ---**
I just spend every day
thinking about the budget...
**[02:19] ---**
Don't spend time thinking
about the small stuff.
**[02:22] ---**
The small stuff adds up!
**[02:24] ---**
Okay, sorry.
**[02:26] ---**
Um, Sasha...
**[02:28] ---**
Yes?
**[02:29] ---**
Around 40,000 yen!
**[02:32] ---**
I didn't do it! I got hit with lightning...
**[02:34] ---**
You can lecture us later.
What did you want?
**[02:38] ---**
I wanted you to help clean
out an unused room.
**[02:41] ---**
Oh, yeah, our place is a mess.
**[02:44] ---**
I know we've got to renovate
eventually, but...
**[02:47] ---**
I keep thinking this,
**[02:48] ---**
but those bastards should be spending the
budget at the front bases, not the rear.
**[02:52] ---**
If that's what you think,
**[02:53] ---**
then stop making us waste money on
the Striker Units and guns you break!
**[02:57] ---**
Oh, no! I pulled the
lever to drop her bombs!
**[02:59] ---**
You break so much stuff
during practice that
**[03:02] ---**
cutting the budget won't do it anymore...
**[03:04] ---**
Hey, where do you usually
get the money from?
**[03:08] ---**
Well, different things...
**[03:10] ---**
I'm asking what things they are.
**[03:13] ---**
Different things! Right, got it!
**[03:16] ---**
Okay. I'll do the cleaning.
**[03:19] ---**
Thanks.
**[03:20] ---**
Good luck, Nipa.
**[03:23] ---**
You're not going to help, Kanno?
**[03:25] ---**
If you're doing it, I don't need to.
**[03:27] ---**
--I'm here to fight the Neuroi, not...
**[03:30] ---**
--That room is for Karibuchi.
--I'm here to fight the Neuroi, not...
**[03:32] ---**
Off we go! Cleaning time, bastards!
**[03:35] ---**
That was easy...
**[03:38] ---**
What a mess...
**[03:39] ---**
I don't see dust anywhere,
so there must be a hole somewhere.
**[03:44] ---**
Kanno, why are you standing there?
**[03:48] ---**
If you can walk across it,
the floor must be safe.
**[03:51] ---**
She was making me be a minefield clearer.
**[03:54] ---**
The rug's a mess.
**[03:56] ---**
We'll have to swap it out.
**[03:58] ---**
How did this happen?
**[04:00] ---**
You know how if you leave
a small opening in winter,
**[04:02] ---**
the whole room gets covered in snow?
**[04:05] ---**
It happens all the time.
**[04:07] ---**
It does?!
**[04:08] ---**
Kanno, everyone knows that!
**[04:11] ---**
"Not everyone knows that..."
**[04:11] ---**
This bothers me!
**[04:14] ---**
I'll work on the stove. You clean the windows.
**[04:17] ---**
Got it.
**[04:26] ---**
Sorry!
**[04:27] ---**
I'm glad I got to experience
the misery you feel...
**[04:32] ---**
That's what we call
getting what you deserve.
**[04:35] ---**
--I heard you were cleaning
and came to help!
**[04:36] ---**
--The stove still works.
--I heard you were cleaning
and came to help!
**[04:37] ---**
--I see. I'll take off all
the windows and fix them.
--I heard you were cleaning and came to help!
**[04:38] ---**
--I see. I'll take off all
the windows and fix them.
--Gotta get things ready for our new member!
**[04:41] ---**
Krupinski, fix anything
you see that's wrong.
**[04:44] ---**
You don't care about me,
or maybe you trust me?
**[04:47] ---**
I can't get the window off.
**[04:48] ---**
It corroded and got stuck.
**[04:51] ---**
Okay, I'll force it off...
**[04:53] ---**
Stop!
**[04:55] ---**
I'll do it!
**[04:57] ---**
Check the light bulbs!
**[04:58] ---**
That takes something to stand on, though.
**[05:00] ---**
I'll check the central heating.
**[05:04] ---**
If it's broken, ask Sasha.
She loves to fix machines.
**[05:08] ---**
You're not just making me do the
asking because it'll cost money?
**[05:12] ---**
No. I'm not running from it.
**[05:15] ---**
Nipa and a ladder! A combination
filled with peril!
**[05:21] ---**
Move! I'll do it!
**[05:21] ---**
"I'll hold it..."
**[05:23] ---**
Why?
**[05:25] ---**
"Not fair..."
**[05:25] ---**
The humidity took it out.
**[05:27] ---**
Just a little more... A little more...
**[05:31] ---**
No, I said we need to replace it.
**[05:33] ---**
I saw them!
**[05:35] ---**
Never try to help, you fools!
**[05:37] ---**
Why me, too?
**[05:42] ---**
Okay, that'll do it.
**[05:45] ---**
I hope Takami comes soon!
**[05:48] ---**
"We came to tell her dinner's ready
and saw something awesome"
**[05:48] ---**
So cute!
**[05:49] ---**
I've never seen her smile like that!
**[05:53] ---**
I want to make sure I'm in top form to
keep Karibuchi safe. Give me a massage!
**[05:58] ---**
I want you to keep me safe from disaster,
so I can fight alongside her!
**[06:04] ---**
I'll kill you both!
**[06:10] ---**
It's been a month since I heard
that Karibuchi Takami left Fuso.
**[06:14] ---**
Which means she'll be here tomorrow.
**[06:17] ---**
And things are looking bad for me.
**[06:20] ---**
Adding a person makes the
budget just impossible...
**[06:20] ---**
"We'll have to cut back on luxuries..."
**[06:23] ---**
I've got a present for you, Sasha.
**[06:26] ---**
This is... a special budget from Fuso!
**[06:29] ---**
She's the face of Fuso.
**[06:32] ---**
We need to keep her environment
in top shape to get good results.
**[06:35] ---**
Or rather, when I explained that
to Fuso's brass they gave us money.
**[06:39] ---**
Is it worth crying over?
**[06:42] ---**
We're reduced to living
off money from threats!
**[06:46] ---**
I'm glad I was able to be useful...
**[06:48] ---**
I can't take--
**[06:49] ---**
"ring ring ring"
**[06:51] ---**
Yes?
**[06:52] ---**
This is acting commander Pokryshkin.
**[06:54] ---**
Hello, this is Karibuchi Takami.
**[06:58] ---**
What happened? Is she in Orussia already?
**[07:02] ---**
Well you see, I'm...
**[07:05] ---**
...on a plane back to Fuso!
**[07:09] ---**
If she doesn't come,
we don't get our special budget.
**[07:12] ---**
What do you mean? Explain.
**[07:14] ---**
"It started when she happened
to hear to Hikari at lunchtime..."
**[07:15] ---**
We'll be on the battlefield tomorrow...
**[07:17] ---**
People get hurt out there, right?
**[07:20] ---**
Can I support her in
such a dangerous place?
**[07:24] ---**
I wanted to do something for her...
**[07:24] ---**
"Hikari..."
**[07:28] ---**
If she came here, we could've
trained her safely.
**[07:32] ---**
Watching Nipa will teach you all you
need to know about staying safe.
**[07:36] ---**
--What should I do?
--Rice omelets! A classic Fuso meal!
**[07:39] ---**
--There's no time to train her safely...
--I'll put some ketchup on yours, too!
**[07:43] ---**
--So I need to use shock treatment...
--I'll put some ketchup on yours, too!
**[07:43] ---**
"I love you sister!"
**[07:46] ---**
--If she sees me getting hurt...
--My sister rejected me!
**[07:50] ---**
I'm going to go for an after-lunch run!
**[07:53] ---**
Bye!
**[07:54] ---**
I need to train her to be
ready for bad situations,
**[07:57] ---**
without telling her it's training!
**[07:59] ---**
It's the only way!
**[08:01] ---**
Her after-lunch runs
usually last 40 minutes.
**[08:03] ---**
I need to get ready!
**[08:05] ---**
I'll make her think one of
my old scars broke open...
**[08:08] ---**
Just put some ketchup on the wound...
**[08:11] ---**
It's a glass battle,
so it's not coming out right.
**[08:14] ---**
"Karibuchi Sisters - Second"
**[08:14] ---**
"Karibuchi Sisters - Second"
"Sexy noises are coming from her room!"
**[08:14] ---**
So cold!
**[08:16] ---**
Oh, no! It's all slick and wet...
**[08:19] ---**
No, this is stupid. I should stop.
**[08:23] ---**
If I don't believe in her, who will?
**[08:26] ---**
I need to clean up before she gets back.
**[08:28] ---**
"I couldn't use the deck"
**[08:28] ---**
I'm back!
**[08:29] ---**
Already?
**[08:31] ---**
Sister? Why did you undress...
**[08:35] ---**
No, this is...
**[08:37] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:38] ---**
Oh, no! The hero of Sasebo!
**[08:41] ---**
There's a good explanation!
**[08:43] ---**
Sergeant, give me the good explanation!
**[08:45] ---**
"Translation: I think her wounds
from the famous Battle of Libau opened"
**[08:50] ---**
I'm really fine!
**[08:52] ---**
"Translation: They taught me at school
not to believe an injured person
if they say they're fine..."
**[08:55] ---**
Watch, it'll come right off!
**[08:59] ---**
It's sticky and it's not coming off!
**[09:01] ---**
Don't rub it!
**[09:03] ---**
I need to help!
**[09:05] ---**
Like I'll be doing on the front lines!
**[09:07] ---**
That's what I wanted, but wait!
**[09:10] ---**
Please, listen to me!
**[09:12] ---**
No! I don't want to
hear your last request!
**[09:15] ---**
Take care of her!
**[09:17] ---**
Come back!
**[09:18] ---**
Command's ordered you to
come back, just in case!
**[09:21] ---**
No! Hikari!
**[09:25] ---**
And that's what happened.
**[09:27] ---**
That's ridiculous.
**[09:28] ---**
If you're fine, can't you just come back?
**[09:31] ---**
Well, I told them the nurse
I was with treated me,
**[09:35] ---**
but my superiors want
me examined back home.
**[09:38] ---**
We'll wait till you get back.
**[09:40] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:42] ---**
Um, without you we're
going to have problems...
**[09:45] ---**
--Don't worry! I can get money other ways...
**[09:46] ---**
--I meant with the war against the Neuroi...
--Don't worry! I can get money other ways...
**[09:48] ---**
No, sorry!
**[09:50] ---**
We have a bigger problem than
the money or the Neuroi.
**[09:54] ---**
A big problem, yeah.
**[09:57] ---**
Hey, Nipa. Takami's coming
tomorrow. Let's have a party.
**[10:01] ---**
Okay!
**[10:02] ---**
We can all get in a big circle!
**[10:04] ---**
You're all excited, huh?
**[10:05] ---**
'Cause we finally get to fight together!
**[10:07] ---**
--Yeah, I can't.
--I hope she'll be here soon!
**[10:08] ---**
--Let's give up.
--I hope she'll be here soon!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Class!
**[11:45] ---**
This time, I'll be introducing these two,
**[11:49] ---**
who are on their way to
St. Petersburg from Fuso!
**[11:53] ---**
First, Karibuchi Takami!
**[11:56] ---**
She's a soldier in the Fuso Navy,
**[11:58] ---**
and one of the heroes who
survived the retreat from Libau.
**[12:03] ---**
She's so famous that they made a movie
off her, called *The Wings of Libau*.
**[12:11] ---**
She was later badly injured
in battle against the Neuroi,
**[12:15] ---**
but came back to the battlefield
with a will made of steel!
**[12:17] ---**
Now, she's back to the front lines!
**[12:22] ---**
I can't wait to see what she's
got in store for us, can you?
**[12:28] ---**
Next is... Karibuchi Hikari...?
**[12:32] ---**
Oh, it looks like she's
Karibuchi Takami's sister!
**[12:38] ---**
But she was just sent from her
training school in Sasebo to Europe.
**[12:42] ---**
And she hasn't really done much
of anything special so far.
**[12:46] ---**
But supposedly she's the new hero of
Sasebo, and newest star of the Fuso witches!
**[12:51] ---**
So keep an eye on her!
**[12:53] ---**
Let's hope she lives up
to her sister's reputation!
**[13:01] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:10] ---**
It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
**[13:12] ---**
Looks like the members of the 501st
are on their way to Venezia!
**[13:16] ---**
I'm a little jealous of how
much they get to travel!
**[13:21] ---**
Next time: "501st, You're
Seeing Through the Lies?"
**[13:21] ---**
"Next time:
501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?"
**[13:26] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:31] ---**
**[13:33] ---**
# E5 - 501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV75XX/501st-youre-seeing-through-the-lies)
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**[01:31] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
I went to visit Perrine and
Lynne for the movie filming.
**[01:37] ---**
I'd heard they might not be able to
come back to the unit, but it was okay!
**[01:43] ---**
"501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?"
**[01:43] ---**
They'll be on reduced hours,
but they're coming back.
**[01:48] ---**
Great!
**[01:49] ---**
So, I need to tell you something
about the other members coming back.
**[01:54] ---**
Déjà vu!
**[01:55] ---**
No!
**[01:57] ---**
I got word from Shirley in Venezia!
**[01:59] ---**
Sorry!
**[02:01] ---**
It's a tourist spot.
Does she want to stay more?
**[02:04] ---**
She says she can't bear to be there
any longer and wants to come home.
**[02:11] ---**
Their mission there is to
**[02:12] ---**
handle the clean-up after that army
of Neuroi attacked Venezia, right?
**[02:17] ---**
That's finished.
**[02:19] ---**
So I don't know what's going on.
**[02:21] ---**
Something that would make that wild
child and beast want to come home?
**[02:26] ---**
They made up a bunch of lies about
their war victories in order to
**[02:30] ---**
justify all the expense reports
they filed on their vacation,
**[02:32] ---**
and now their conscience is killing them?
**[02:36] ---**
Trude, that's not funny!
**[02:38] ---**
That's inappropriate!
**[02:39] ---**
You shouldn't say that!
**[02:40] ---**
Sorry...
**[02:42] ---**
"One hour ago, in Venezia"
**[02:44] ---**
What do we do today?
**[02:46] ---**
Mina won't pay for unnecessary expenses,
**[02:49] ---**
so it's time for yet another real vacation!
**[02:52] ---**
Yes. Nothing happens at all.
**[02:56] ---**
That's a real vacation!
**[02:58] ---**
But I can't keep it up anymore...
**[03:01] ---**
When you get bored, this is really hard!
**[03:03] ---**
Right?
**[03:04] ---**
"Flying Officer
Fernandia Malvezzi"
**[03:05] ---**
There you are!
**[03:06] ---**
Commander Fer!
**[03:07] ---**
I'm glad you didn't run away.
**[03:09] ---**
What's up?
**[03:11] ---**
I just got this newspaper.
**[03:13] ---**
"The Red Pants and Two Members
of the 501st Save Venezia from the
Neuroi Without Anyone Knowing!"
**[03:13] ---**
The lie we told to justify our expense
reports ended up in the paper!
**[03:17] ---**
If you've got the whole town thanking you
when you didn't actually do anything,
**[03:20] ---**
of course you'll want to go home!
**[03:23] ---**
My conscience is making my stomach hurt...
**[03:25] ---**
Well, all the thanks should
make us work harder, right?
**[03:28] ---**
And look at this!
**[03:28] ---**
"A thank-you ceremony is happening soon!
Yeager, Lucchini and the Red Pants
will be giving a talk."
**[03:31] ---**
Um, Mina, we finished our
mission and we're coming home.
**[03:35] ---**
I can't wait to get my next mission!
**[03:37] ---**
Yeah, give it to me now!
**[03:38] ---**
You're not getting away!
**[03:40] ---**
No! Send me back to St. Trond!
**[03:42] ---**
My heart hurts so bad!
**[03:44] ---**
Hang up the phone!
**[03:48] ---**
If we must endure, there's
only one thing left to do...
**[03:51] ---**
Yes, only one thing!
**[03:54] ---**
We're heading to rescue Shirley
and Lucchini immediately!
**[03:57] ---**
There may be a Neuroi there that even
the military can't detect. Be careful!
**[04:01] ---**
"Venezia Tours"
**[04:03] ---**
This does not look like a war zone to me.
**[04:05] ---**
The military's found them. I'll guide you there.
**[04:10] ---**
Inside a cafè?
**[04:12] ---**
This and sweets are all you
need for some escapism!
**[04:15] ---**
Yup!
**[04:16] ---**
Well?
**[04:18] ---**
They're in the middle of a vacation!
**[04:22] ---**
Why were we acting so serious?
**[04:24] ---**
No, they're veteran aces.
**[04:26] ---**
They must be here for a good reason.
**[04:29] ---**
You two think so, too, right?
**[04:31] ---**
She's preparing to kick their butts,
**[04:33] ---**
and she's preparing her healing
magic for when Trude's done!
**[04:37] ---**
It's noisy outside.
**[04:38] ---**
Maybe the people noticed us!
**[04:41] ---**
I know! Leave it to me!
**[04:44] ---**
Who could've known this
would happen, though?
**[04:48] ---**
She started talking to herself.
**[04:50] ---**
It's an honor to have a
festival thrown for us...
**[04:54] ---**
But when I think of those who fight
the Neuroi without winning glory,
**[04:58] ---**
I don't feel like I should be proud...
**[05:00] ---**
My heart aches!
**[05:01] ---**
What?
**[05:02] ---**
I see.
**[05:03] ---**
That's what she was talking
about on the phone?
**[05:06] ---**
Well? I just came up with it,
but it should work.
**[05:09] ---**
I see. Smart.
**[05:11] ---**
Shirley, let's call them and
have them put off the festival.
**[05:16] ---**
It's the only way...
**[05:18] ---**
Can they?
**[05:20] ---**
Mina is amazing!
**[05:22] ---**
She's even more impressive
than I've heard, then!
**[05:25] ---**
Oh, those girls...
**[05:27] ---**
The only thing she can't do is get
anywhere with Sakamoto!
**[05:32] ---**
Trude, that's your cue!
**[05:35] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[05:37] ---**
You sent out an SOS, right?
**[05:39] ---**
That was because I...
**[05:40] ---**
Oh, it was about how everyone
looks at you gratefully?
**[05:44] ---**
You should've just said so!
**[05:47] ---**
Our family looks at us with respect!
**[05:50] ---**
I'm going to cough up blood again!
**[05:52] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:52] ---**
Tell them that the Red Pants
are the victims here!
**[05:56] ---**
Trude was so mean. She said you
were lying in your reports.
**[06:00] ---**
Just so we're clear,
**[06:01] ---**
you're not having an
aching conscience because
**[06:03] ---**
you didn't actually do anything, right?
**[06:04] ---**
Good timing!
**[06:06] ---**
--Actually!
--That's awful!
**[06:08] ---**
How can you say that after
what you just heard?
**[06:10] ---**
Yeah. The army even
officially announced it...
**[06:14] ---**
What do we do?
**[06:16] ---**
We've got only one choice...
**[06:18] ---**
We did it!
**[06:21] ---**
She didn't specify exactly what she did!
**[06:24] ---**
It takes a lot of soldiers working together
to bring down the Neuroi, huh?
**[06:28] ---**
I'm so moved.
**[06:29] ---**
Please don't be!
**[06:32] ---**
This can be in the movie!
**[06:34] ---**
Pardon?
**[06:35] ---**
We're making a documentary
about Miyafuji!
**[06:39] ---**
What you just said would
look great in the movie!
**[06:41] ---**
So I'll have you repeat it
all in front of the camera!
**[06:46] ---**
What's wrong?
**[06:48] ---**
Please, no movies! No festival!
**[06:52] ---**
Fine.
**[06:53] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:54] ---**
The weight on my heart is lifted...
**[06:57] ---**
Shirley, we were wrong, weren't we?
**[07:01] ---**
Having nothing going on
at all is what's best, right?
**[07:04] ---**
Yes, I can say it clearly now.
**[07:06] ---**
Being tied down sucks!
**[07:08] ---**
Now let's stay here a while more!
**[07:11] ---**
You asked for a mission
on the phone, right?
**[07:13] ---**
Now fill out your paperwork and get back here.
**[07:16] ---**
My freedom is always
unfairly stolen from me...
**[07:19] ---**
Now it's just Sakamoto
and Eila's group, huh?
**[07:23] ---**
But it'll take time for us to
get the paperwork filed, right?
**[07:25] ---**
No, we'll do it for you. Go. Now.
**[07:29] ---**
"You aren't staying in Venezia a minute longer"
**[07:29] ---**
She's trying to get rid of us!
**[07:33] ---**
Oh, no. That paperwork's important!
**[07:35] ---**
She's trying to stay here, isn't she?
**[07:38] ---**
The 501st are family, right?
You need them now, right?
**[07:43] ---**
No, the people's safety is at stake!
We need to make sure we take our time...
**[07:47] ---**
Right, everyone?
**[07:48] ---**
--Huh?
--What is this?
**[07:50] ---**
Officer Malvezzi, I know the paperwork's
important and part of the rules...
**[07:56] ---**
Okay, Squadron Leader Barkhorn,
to tell the truth...
**[08:00] ---**
They eat too much. Drink too much.
Cause too much ruckus!
**[08:03] ---**
They can't concentrate.
They're on edge all the time.
**[08:05] ---**
It's against the rules
to tell them all that!
**[08:08] ---**
This is war PTSD.
**[08:11] ---**
Huh? Huh?
**[08:13] ---**
It's best to get them back to the
front lines as soon as possible.
**[08:16] ---**
No fair!
**[08:17] ---**
Using medicine as a shield!
**[08:19] ---**
What she's saying is right!
**[08:22] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[08:24] ---**
We need to get them home and give them
a mission to get them back in the fight..
**[08:27] ---**
Thank you for taking care of them.
**[08:30] ---**
It's fine.
**[08:31] ---**
No, don't believe her Barkhorn!
**[08:33] ---**
You don't believe her!
**[08:33] ---**
"You're causing trouble for the other units"
"I need to get you back home before
they catch on to what a loser you are!!"
**[08:35] ---**
Fine.
**[08:35] ---**
"Yummy..."
**[08:37] ---**
But I really can't go right away.
**[08:41] ---**
Why?
**[08:42] ---**
If I drive right after drinking this,
I'll be breaking the laws.
**[08:47] ---**
She's using the laws as a shield!
**[08:50] ---**
It'll be tomorrow, then.
**[08:53] ---**
"30 seconds later"
**[08:55] ---**
Don't worry. I'll carry it and
you back at the same time.
**[08:59] ---**
Why are you always in best condition?
**[09:03] ---**
Farewell, freedom.
**[09:04] ---**
Um, Fernandia.
**[09:07] ---**
This is a strange way
to meet someone, but...
**[09:10] ---**
Miyafuji, just call me Fer.
**[09:12] ---**
And thanks for liberating Romagna!
**[09:16] ---**
Not at all!
**[09:17] ---**
I should thank you...
**[09:20] ---**
Thanks to the information about
the new type of Neuroi you defeated,
**[09:25] ---**
everyone came to help me!
**[09:28] ---**
That actually helped?
**[09:30] ---**
So I want to thank you by giving
you a personal physical...
**[09:35] ---**
She hadn't given up...
**[09:38] ---**
Your words are thanks enough!
**[09:40] ---**
I'm satisfied, and I'm sure
everyone else is, too.
**[09:44] ---**
She's such a pure person...
**[09:46] ---**
And I tried to touch her
out of filthy desires...
**[09:49] ---**
I'm disgusting!
**[09:51] ---**
Seriously!
**[09:52] ---**
I'm falling! I'm falling! Stop!
**[09:54] ---**
Um, I'll carry her. I'm a better size.
**[09:58] ---**
I don't sense any evil.
**[09:59] ---**
Was I wrong?
**[10:03] ---**
A lot happened, but now the
501st will come together again!
**[10:07] ---**
"How I missed this feeling..."
**[10:08] ---**
I'm back!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:45] ---**
"Striker Units"
**[11:45] ---**
Today I'm here to tell
you about Striker Units!
**[11:52] ---**
This equipment is made by a
combination of magic and science,
**[11:56] ---**
and it's what witches use to fight.
**[11:59] ---**
Inside it there's a sorcery engine
that amplifies a witch's magic power.
**[12:05] ---**
It makes shields more powerful than usual,
**[12:08] ---**
and can boost attack power, too!
**[12:12] ---**
And this is the important part!
**[12:16] ---**
When the witches put them on,
**[12:18] ---**
it may look like the legs
go all the way to the tips.
**[12:22] ---**
But actually, there's a special
subspace inside the Striker Units
**[12:28] ---**
that holds the witch's legs.
**[12:32] ---**
It was Yoshika's father,
Dr. Miyafuji Ichiro,
**[12:35] ---**
who created the theory and practical
applications behind this!
**[12:40] ---**
That's why he's called the
Father of the Striker Units!
**[12:47] ---**
What happens to the
witch's legs in subspace?
**[12:53] ---**
That's classified information!
I can't tell you here!
**[12:57] ---**
Sorry!
**[12:59] ---**
The witches are out there
every day fighting
**[13:03] ---**
to protect the world with this
incredible technology!
**[13:08] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:16] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[13:18] ---**
Takami headed back to Fuso, and
Hikari ended up in Orussia alone.
**[13:24] ---**
What cruel fate awaits her there?
**[13:28] ---**
"Next time:
502nd, You're Joining the Team?"
**[13:28] ---**
Next time: "502nd, You're Joining the Team?"
**[13:32] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:38] ---**
**[13:40] ---**
# E6 - 502nd, You're Joining the Team?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVN0WD/502nd-youre-joining-the-team)
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**[01:30] ---**
"502nd, You're Joining the Team?"
**[01:32] ---**
Takami's finally coming today!
**[01:35] ---**
Is the food ready?
**[01:37] ---**
Shimohara says we're set.
**[01:39] ---**
And the party favors?
**[01:40] ---**
I broke down some ammunition
to make firecrackers.
**[01:43] ---**
Excellent!
**[01:44] ---**
You should've just gone with
the commander to meet her.
**[01:47] ---**
I didn't have a choice.
**[01:49] ---**
--Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!
**[01:49] ---**
"Nyet!"
**[01:49] ---**
--She said there's a lot of really complex
paperwork, so I should stay here.
--Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!
**[01:53] ---**
--She seemed to be panicking...
--Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!
**[01:56] ---**
"Orussia Empire
Novo-Kholmogory"
**[01:58] ---**
The commander of the 502nd is in here!
**[02:01] ---**
I need to tell her about my sister.
**[02:04] ---**
What do you mean there'll be no funding?
**[02:07] ---**
That was only if Karibuchi was there.
**[02:11] ---**
I know you need it, but there
are limits to our budget.
**[02:16] ---**
So how do I fill the hole Karibuchi left?
**[02:20] ---**
My sister's name!
**[02:23] ---**
What?
**[02:24] ---**
Please! Let me join the 502nd
and take my sister's place.
**[02:30] ---**
Take her place?
**[02:32] ---**
Who are you?
**[02:34] ---**
Sgt. Hikari Karibuchi.
**[02:36] ---**
Oh, um...
**[02:38] ---**
I appreciate it, but...
**[02:39] ---**
Wait, Sasha.
**[02:40] ---**
We'll discuss it. Wait outside.
**[02:43] ---**
Yes ma'am!
**[02:44] ---**
No, she's just some random girl. Not happening.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm sure.
**[02:48] ---**
But...
**[02:49] ---**
--How about sister aces?
--Make Way Neuroi,
The Karibuchi Sisters Are Here!
**[02:49] ---**
"Make Way Neuroi,
The Karibuchi Sisters Are Here!"
**[02:51] ---**
--If we could make that
work we'd make a mint.
--Make Way Neuroi, The Karibuchi Sisters Are Here!
**[02:54] ---**
You could do mixed media,
propaganda, and more...
**[02:58] ---**
So, about that investment...
**[03:01] ---**
Of course.
**[03:03] ---**
Sasha, anything we need
besides money and equipment?
**[03:06] ---**
"Grit Grit"
**[03:06] ---**
Ulcer medicine.
**[03:08] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[03:09] ---**
Not at all.
**[03:10] ---**
Well?
**[03:12] ---**
I admire your guts,
so you're welcome to join.
**[03:15] ---**
But if you want to fight,
you must get stronger.
**[03:18] ---**
Okay, I'll go get ready!
**[03:22] ---**
That solves our budget problems.
**[03:24] ---**
Now we just...
**[03:25] ---**
Yes, now we just...
**[03:31] ---**
I'm Hikari Karibuchi,
I'm here in my sister's place!
**[03:36] ---**
Where's Takami?
**[03:38] ---**
My sister...
**[03:40] ---**
Got wounded and went back to Fuso!
**[03:42] ---**
"She just said 'wounded.'"
"She did, yeah."
**[03:42] ---**
Did you say wounded?
**[03:44] ---**
Will I ever see her again?
**[03:46] ---**
Nao...
**[03:47] ---**
Commander!
**[03:49] ---**
I'm off to go do the paperwork.
You handle this.
**[03:52] ---**
Don't leave me here!
**[03:55] ---**
--My back! My back!
--Commander! Commander!
**[03:56] ---**
--What happened to Takami?
--My back! My back!
--Commander! Commander!
**[03:58] ---**
"Translation: Blood started
pouring out of her chest..."
**[04:00] ---**
Seriously?
**[04:02] ---**
No...
**[04:03] ---**
Damn!
**[04:04] ---**
Kanno...
**[04:06] ---**
Fine. We'll tell you the truth.
**[04:09] ---**
Make sure you're sitting down...
**[04:11] ---**
It's that bad?!
**[04:13] ---**
She'll tell you herself!
**[04:15] ---**
Hello, this is Karibuchi!
**[04:17] ---**
Is that you, Takami?
**[04:18] ---**
Is that you, Kanno?
**[04:21] ---**
I heard you got hurt!
**[04:23] ---**
Is it okay for you to be up and talking?
**[04:26] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[04:28] ---**
--I'm so glad...
**[04:29] ---**
--Are you crying, Kanno?
--I'm so glad...
**[04:31] ---**
Did you hear what happened
from the commander?
**[04:35] ---**
I saw the way she cried,
and couldn't bring myself to tell her...
**[04:37] ---**
Tell her yourself.
**[04:39] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:41] ---**
I'm glad I got to talk to you, though.
**[04:44] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:45] ---**
So, what happened?
**[04:48] ---**
Okay, I know it hurts,
but tell her yourself.
**[04:51] ---**
Tell Kanno myself?
**[04:54] ---**
Are you okay, sis?
**[04:56] ---**
Hikari? You're there, too?
**[04:58] ---**
Yes.
**[04:59] ---**
The whole 502nd is here!
**[05:01] ---**
An old wound opened...
**[05:06] ---**
It closed up, but I'm going
back to Fuso for a checkup.
**[05:10] ---**
Do it! Your health comes first!
**[05:13] ---**
So I guess your sister
is taking your place.
**[05:16] ---**
I'll fill the hole you left!
**[05:19] ---**
No! Commander Rall, refuse her!
**[05:22] ---**
It's been decided.
**[05:24] ---**
You left a big hole.
**[05:26] ---**
But...
**[05:28] ---**
It's fine, right? Since you're *injured*.
**[05:30] ---**
"That sounded like a threat."
"You're imagining things."
**[05:31] ---**
Take good care of her...
**[05:33] ---**
I'm glad she's getting better.
**[05:35] ---**
I'm happy for you both, Karibuchi, Kanno!
**[05:38] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:41] ---**
"Several Minutes Later"
**[05:44] ---**
So, final check, but...
**[05:47] ---**
Please take it to your graves!
**[05:50] ---**
And that's how it happened!
**[05:56] ---**
Your training starts today.
**[05:59] ---**
Okay!
**[06:00] ---**
You're in luck!
**[06:02] ---**
Your teacher's the best in Europe!
**[06:04] ---**
I'm honored!
**[06:08] ---**
Nope!
**[06:10] ---**
"This time it's the real teacher."
**[06:11] ---**
I'm your teacher, Edytha Rossmann!
**[06:15] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:16] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[06:18] ---**
First, just so we're clear, I've been
instructed to make you an ace,
**[06:22] ---**
--but if I decide you're not up
for it, you're heading home.
**[06:24] ---**
--Funding! Funding!
--but if I decide you're not up
for it, you're heading home.
**[06:27] ---**
"Funding! Funding!"
**[06:27] ---**
--Funding! Funding!
--Does she have a cold?
**[06:30] ---**
Your first job is to get
that hat without flying.
**[06:34] ---**
It's all the way up there!
**[06:36] ---**
The way to do it is similar
to how you walked on water.
**[06:39] ---**
Walked on water?
**[06:41] ---**
Also, no more walking on water.
**[06:45] ---**
Why?
**[06:46] ---**
I worked hard with my sister to learn it!
**[06:48] ---**
Even if it's an order...
**[06:50] ---**
The river water is -20 Celsius.
If you fall in, you'll die.
**[06:53] ---**
Roger that!
**[06:55] ---**
But how do I get up there?
**[06:58] ---**
I'll show you.
**[07:00] ---**
This is an absolutely necessary technique.
**[07:01] ---**
Master it.
**[07:03] ---**
If you put your magic power in your limbs
and control the parts that touch the wall,
**[07:07] ---**
you can climb it!
**[07:08] ---**
Wow!
**[07:10] ---**
What are you doing?
That's dangerous!
**[07:12] ---**
It's not dangerous, Nipa!
**[07:14] ---**
You need to learn this, too...
**[07:15] ---**
Look at you, you naughty girl!
**[07:17] ---**
I can see everything!
**[07:19] ---**
I was out here because Shimohara
told me to get lost,
**[07:22] ---**
and even though I've seen your
naughty parts a million times,
**[07:25] ---**
it's still nice to see it in a new context!
**[07:28] ---**
Krupinski!
**[07:30] ---**
Okay, I can see this is dangerous!
**[07:34] ---**
I'll try it, then.
**[07:36] ---**
I've got a belt on, so I'm fine.
**[07:38] ---**
Will it go like you think?
**[07:43] ---**
Wow!
**[07:45] ---**
I'm an ace after all?
**[07:47] ---**
"Strip 'em off!! Nice, birds!!"
**[07:47] ---**
Hey, what are you--?
**[07:47] ---**
"Strip 'em off!! Nice, birds!!"
"This is what you were after..."
**[07:51] ---**
Nipa!
**[07:53] ---**
Nipa, I told you...
**[07:55] ---**
Nipa, even I don't want
to see *that* showing!
**[07:59] ---**
Hey!
**[08:00] ---**
She landed face first but she's alive!
**[08:03] ---**
Call a medic!
**[08:05] ---**
She doesn't need one!
**[08:06] ---**
Just leave her.
**[08:07] ---**
Leave her?!
**[08:08] ---**
It's your turn, Karibuchi. Do it.
**[08:12] ---**
My teacher's insane!
**[08:14] ---**
Look at Nipa!
**[08:16] ---**
You're inhuman!
**[08:17] ---**
You've never seen this before, Hikari?
**[08:19] ---**
It's not like that! Um...
**[08:21] ---**
It's not like what?
**[08:23] ---**
Do you think her face will just grow back?
**[08:27] ---**
Nipa!
**[08:28] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[08:29] ---**
Sorry for worrying you.
**[08:32] ---**
My healing power is self-healing.
**[08:35] ---**
You're a nice person, Hikari.
**[08:37] ---**
Of course, I was worried.
**[08:39] ---**
I'm glad you're safe, Nipa!
**[08:41] ---**
Liars!
**[08:44] ---**
Here I go!
**[08:45] ---**
Got a plan for peepers?
**[08:47] ---**
I wear clothes under this!
**[08:49] ---**
Too bad!
**[08:51] ---**
But it's embarrassing, so don't peep.
**[08:56] ---**
I was a fool...
**[08:58] ---**
She's repenting.
**[08:59] ---**
That's rare.
**[09:00] ---**
Maybe she realized how wrong she was.
**[09:03] ---**
Embarrassment is the most
important part of eros!
**[09:07] ---**
Okay, training time's over.
**[09:09] ---**
Wait, it's really over?
**[09:11] ---**
Yes.
**[09:12] ---**
You seem to not have any problems.
**[09:14] ---**
Problems?
**[09:16] ---**
The real goal of today's training was
to see what kind of person you are,
**[09:19] ---**
and show you our problem children.
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[09:24] ---**
But you said tower climbing
was a must-have skill.
**[09:27] ---**
Yes.
**[09:28] ---**
Practice it when she's not here.
**[09:31] ---**
"Slip"
**[09:31] ---**
--If you can't control
your limbs with magic,
--Oops! I slipped! Oww!
**[09:33] ---**
--you could slip and trip on
the frozen ground and die.
--Oops! I slipped! Oww!
**[09:36] ---**
Mother Earth is a little too tough
on the 502nd, don't you think?
**[09:39] ---**
You should teach her about
the true terror of our unit, then.
**[09:43] ---**
The terror of the front lines?
**[09:45] ---**
Yes.
**[09:47] ---**
This is...
**[09:49] ---**
Kanno, sit!
**[09:51] ---**
Okay, there she goes...
**[09:53] ---**
I worked so hard to get you bullets
and you hit the Neuroi with your gun!
**[09:57] ---**
Sorry...
**[09:58] ---**
We just got a new member and
you're already wasting money?
**[10:01] ---**
See?
**[10:02] ---**
She's scary if you get her mad...
**[10:04] ---**
This concludes your trainee orientation.
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
Today I'm introducing you to
these two girls from the 502nd!
**[11:52] ---**
First, Nikka Edvardine Katajainen.
**[11:55] ---**
Everybody calls her Nipa!
**[11:58] ---**
She's from Suomis,
**[12:00] ---**
and a close friend of Eila from the 501st!
**[12:05] ---**
And just like Eila,
she's called the miracle witch.
**[12:11] ---**
The reason is that she's been in many
accidents but has always come back just fine.
**[12:19] ---**
But if she gets into so much trouble...
**[12:22] ---**
Maybe she has bad luck, huh?
**[12:27] ---**
And Kanno Naoe, too!
**[12:30] ---**
She's from the Fuso Navy,
**[12:33] ---**
but after becoming a witch,
she immediately went to Europe.
**[12:36] ---**
She's a veteran witch who's
been fighting ever since then.
**[12:41] ---**
But actually, she's always
had a very quiet personality.
**[12:45] ---**
She likes to read, and write poetry.
**[12:48] ---**
She loves the written word!
**[12:51] ---**
But when it's time to fight, she bravely
defeats one Neuroi after another,
**[12:57] ---**
so they call her the Destroyer!
**[13:00] ---**
That gap in her personality
is really attractive, huh?
**[13:04] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:13] ---**
It's me, Hikari Karibuchi!
**[13:15] ---**
The 501st got an emergency message
from the battleship Yamato!
**[13:20] ---**
Eila and Sanya!
It's good to see you again!
**[13:24] ---**
Next time: "501st, Your Feelings Are Different?"
**[13:24] ---**
"Next time: 501st, Your
Feelings Are Different?"
**[13:29] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:34] ---**
**[13:36] ---**
# E7 - 501st, Your Feelings Are Different?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGD89P/501st-your-feelings-are-different)
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**[01:30] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
We went to Venezia to get
Shirley and Lucchini.
**[01:37] ---**
For some reason, they seemed
to be having chest pains.
**[01:41] ---**
But it all worked out!
**[01:44] ---**
"St. Trond Base"
**[01:45] ---**
We're back.
**[01:48] ---**
"501st, Your Feelings Are Different?"
**[01:48] ---**
When are Sakamoto, Eila, and Sanya coming?
**[01:51] ---**
As soon as they're finished at the *Yamato*.
**[01:54] ---**
But Sakamoto had said before that
she's teaching at a school in Fuso,
**[01:58] ---**
and when her mission was over,
she was going back.
**[02:00] ---**
What?
**[02:02] ---**
But maybe Mina can do something...
**[02:04] ---**
I don't think even Wing Commander Mina
can give another army's troop assignments...
**[02:07] ---**
Oh, I stopped that.
**[02:10] ---**
She can!
**[02:11] ---**
"Monster Parent..."
**[02:12] ---**
Don't tell me you decided where
she went without asking her...
**[02:14] ---**
Mio told me that teaching is important,
but her family is important to her, too...
**[02:20] ---**
I see...
**[02:21] ---**
So what are the three of them doing now?
**[02:24] ---**
They're going down the Rhine
in the battleship *Yamato*.
**[02:27] ---**
Eila's future prediction is helping
them avoid running aground.
**[02:32] ---**
Yes, this is St. Trond!
**[02:33] ---**
Is that you, Mina?
**[02:34] ---**
Eila? We were just talking about...
**[02:37] ---**
Guys, help! Please!
**[02:39] ---**
What's going on?
**[02:41] ---**
Did you destroy the *Yamato*?
**[02:43] ---**
Oh, that's done.
**[02:45] ---**
I'm talking about the future.
**[02:47] ---**
Sanya and Mio are going on a journey
together instead of coming back!
**[02:51] ---**
*What*?!
**[02:53] ---**
So our reunion ran aground, huh?
**[02:55] ---**
We got NTR'd.
**[02:57] ---**
You're all so calm.
**[02:59] ---**
This is the fourth time for us,
so we're used to...
**[03:03] ---**
Tell me the details.
**[03:06] ---**
It just happened.
**[03:09] ---**
We're done.
**[03:11] ---**
Good work.
**[03:12] ---**
We pushed you so hard you
didn't get a wink of sleep.
**[03:15] ---**
Now things with Sanya can
be like they used to be...
**[03:18] ---**
Um, what you'd promised, about the two
of us going to look for my parents...
**[03:23] ---**
Oh, we'll take the *Yamato*
around the North Sea.
**[03:27] ---**
Now's my chance to get even closer to her!
**[03:29] ---**
"Eila's power can change the tide of the war,
so I can't keep it all to myself..."
**[03:31] ---**
I need to say goodbye to Eila...
**[03:34] ---**
It'd be helpful to have Eila if we're
going to the North Sea, though.
**[03:39] ---**
Want to ask her?
**[03:41] ---**
That'd be nice!
**[03:44] ---**
Hey, Eila. About our next steps...
**[03:47] ---**
St. Trond, right?
**[03:49] ---**
We can use your power to dodge
ice floes in the North Sea!
**[03:53] ---**
We're taking the ultra-long way home?
**[03:55] ---**
Not a chance in hell! I refuse that order!
**[04:00] ---**
I see.
**[04:01] ---**
I'm sorry, Sanya.
**[04:03] ---**
It'll be just the two of us
looking for your parents.
**[04:06] ---**
Okay...
**[04:11] ---**
And that's what happened.
**[04:12] ---**
You're a moron.
**[04:14] ---**
That stuff about never taking damage
'cause she sees the future is a lie, right?
**[04:17] ---**
Um, so what are we supposed to do?
**[04:20] ---**
My fortune-telling told
me you could solve this!
**[04:24] ---**
Me?
**[04:25] ---**
Yes! You've gotten through
so many bad situations
**[04:28] ---**
that my fortune-telling has predicted,
**[04:30] ---**
so I'm sure you can get
me through this, too.
**[04:32] ---**
So many? Did you do this before?
**[04:36] ---**
The bad situation where Miyafuji's
mom told her to come home!
**[04:39] ---**
The bad situation where Perrine
and Lynne had the wrong idea!
**[04:41] ---**
The bad situation where Shirley and
Lucchini had that festival thrown for them.
**[04:44] ---**
My fortune-telling told
me about all of them!
**[04:46] ---**
Nobody can escape my fortune-telling!
**[04:49] ---**
If you knew, then you should've said!
**[04:51] ---**
So please, Miyafuji, help!
**[04:53] ---**
I see. Good luck, Miyafuji.
**[04:56] ---**
That fortune-telling is wrong.
**[04:59] ---**
I finally found you, Eila!
**[05:02] ---**
You just ran off. I got worried!
**[05:05] ---**
Sakamoto! Sanya!
**[05:07] ---**
Miyafuji? Oh, you were
talking to St. Trond.
**[05:11] ---**
Hey, Mio...
**[05:13] ---**
I heard your next move from Eila.
**[05:15] ---**
Oh, Mina?
**[05:17] ---**
With your help, I was able to
get out of being a teacher.
**[05:21] ---**
So I'm going to take my time
looking for Sanya's parents.
**[05:23] ---**
Thanks again!
**[05:27] ---**
Just the two of them on a journey, though?
**[05:29] ---**
All alone together...
**[05:30] ---**
Of course, something will happen.
**[05:32] ---**
--No!
--Nothing will happen!
**[05:34] ---**
Then let's see!
**[05:36] ---**
What?
**[05:37] ---**
Hey, Squad Leader, isn't it dangerous
to go with just the two of you?
**[05:41] ---**
What?
**[05:42] ---**
Oh, that's it?
**[05:44] ---**
Yes, of course.
**[05:46] ---**
You're worried because I lost
my magic power, right?
**[05:49] ---**
But don't worry!
**[05:51] ---**
I'll protect Sanya if it costs me my life!
**[05:54] ---**
Shield!
**[05:55] ---**
"Squad Leader Sakamoto..."
"That's my Mio..."
**[05:55] ---**
--How does she do it?
--Sanya! Sanya!
**[05:58] ---**
"Evil spirits begone!
Evil spirits begone!"
**[05:59] ---**
--But what do I do?
--Evil spirits begone! Evil spirits begone!
**[06:01] ---**
--I'm supposed to solve this, right?
--Evil spirits begone! Evil spirits begone!
**[06:04] ---**
Um... the best way is for them
to find her parents quickly,
**[06:07] ---**
so I could try that.
**[06:09] ---**
The best way to find a missing
person is with a lot of people.
**[06:12] ---**
So if I could ask a lot
of people... But how?
**[06:16] ---**
Any ideas, Miyafuji?
**[06:19] ---**
I've got it!
**[06:20] ---**
If we use my movie to say that
we're looking for her parents,
**[06:24] ---**
a lot of people will look for them!
**[06:26] ---**
And that'll bring the three
of them to St. Trond!
**[06:30] ---**
I see!
**[06:31] ---**
That's better than looking
for them with two of us.
**[06:33] ---**
My fortune-telling was perfect!
**[06:35] ---**
You'd do that?
**[06:37] ---**
Of course!
**[06:38] ---**
We'll help, too!
**[06:41] ---**
Leave it to me, the girl
from the land of media!
**[06:44] ---**
And me, the girl from
the land of propaganda!
**[06:48] ---**
Thank you both!
**[06:49] ---**
Let me try to predict the chance
they'll actually do their jobs...
**[06:53] ---**
--No, don't try to help!
--Let's get recording!
**[06:53] ---**
"What did she see...?"
**[06:56] ---**
But that solves it, right?
**[06:58] ---**
Yes.
**[07:00] ---**
Yay!
**[07:01] ---**
We've got a plan!
**[07:03] ---**
That was fast!
**[07:04] ---**
What's the plan?
***SIGN*** "Plan for Sanya" "First show the world how great she is so everyone will want to help, then ask to look for her parents"
**[07:06] ---**
It's completely normal?
**[07:08] ---**
We'll do things right for Sanya!
**[07:11] ---**
That's right!
**[07:12] ---**
Which means for Eila, you won't?
**[07:17] ---**
Why didn't you answer her?
**[07:19] ---**
That's not true!
**[07:21] ---**
But now everything's okay, right?
**[07:22] ---**
Um, there's a problem.
**[07:25] ---**
I don't think there's
anything great about me...
**[07:28] ---**
That's not true!
**[07:29] ---**
I guarantee it!
**[07:31] ---**
Wait a second.
**[07:32] ---**
We tell the world how great Sanya is.
**[07:34] ---**
Then it goes in the movie
so everyone sees it.
**[07:37] ---**
Sanya gets a stalker!
**[07:40] ---**
This is a problem...
**[07:42] ---**
But I don't have any stalkers...
**[07:43] ---**
Just come out and say it!
**[07:45] ---**
The future you saw was wrong!
**[07:48] ---**
Um, can we change the plan...?
**[07:50] ---**
Don't worry about what Eila said!
**[07:52] ---**
I know all kinds of good things about you!
**[07:56] ---**
Hartmann! Thank you!
**[07:59] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[08:01] ---**
You're cute and kind and
sweet and you smell good...
**[08:05] ---**
You don't need to force it.
**[08:08] ---**
No, Eila's right.
**[08:10] ---**
Hartmann!
**[08:12] ---**
No fair, Hartmann!
**[08:13] ---**
Um, can you use your future sight
to tell us how the movie will do?
**[08:19] ---**
Sure, I guess.
**[08:21] ---**
It'll be a hit, I guess.
**[08:23] ---**
And they'll be selling your
likeness for a hundred years.
**[08:26] ---**
That's great... wait.
**[08:28] ---**
No, not that. My future.
**[08:31] ---**
Tell your future?
**[08:33] ---**
I don't need to! I already
know we'll find them,
**[08:36] ---**
and then the curtain will fall as she
gives me a happy kiss in a peaceful world!
**[08:39] ---**
But if I look into the future and
somebody else is by her side...
**[08:43] ---**
I'm scared!
**[08:44] ---**
It's better not to know the future!
**[08:47] ---**
It's a bad future?
**[08:49] ---**
Well, you screwed that up!
**[08:50] ---**
She misunderstood again!
**[08:52] ---**
What about my hundred years?
**[08:54] ---**
Come home now, Sanya, so we can film!
**[08:57] ---**
Now?
**[08:59] ---**
Let's go, I guess.
**[09:00] ---**
No, Eila can't come.
**[09:03] ---**
Why?
**[09:04] ---**
You're going to do something
to Sanya, aren't you?
**[09:06] ---**
You were part of the mess with the *Yamato*.
You need to file your reports.
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, yeah, we need you.
**[09:12] ---**
We'll be waiting, Sanya!
**[09:15] ---**
M-Make sure you don't
film it till I get there! Got it?
**[09:19] ---**
Got it!
**[09:20] ---**
As soon as she gets here, we start filming.
**[09:23] ---**
Yeah, I saw that coming.
**[09:26] ---**
Let's pick a director, then!
**[09:29] ---**
We're the only ones who are free,
so Shirley can do it, right?
**[09:34] ---**
I'll take command.
**[09:36] ---**
You're sure?
**[09:38] ---**
Won't Squad Leader Sakamoto be told to go
back to her teaching post when we're done?
**[09:45] ---**
Hello, I'm Charlotte, your director!
**[09:48] ---**
Now we can film an awesome movie!
**[09:50] ---**
What?
**[09:51] ---**
Wait, they managed to get
Eila out of the picture, too!
**[09:54] ---**
Don't tell me the plan
you wrote is a lie, too...
**[09:57] ---**
We'll take good care of Sanya! Really!
**[10:01] ---**
Which means...
**[10:02] ---**
We'll do just what we wrote on the board!
***SIGN*** "True! Parental Search" "It's Miyafuji's Movie, so we'll film a chapter where Sanya's best friend is Miyafuji!"
**[10:06] ---**
Just what we wrote on the board!
**[10:08] ---**
You wrote it on the back?
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
"About the Neuroi"
**[11:46] ---**
Today I'll tell you about the Neuroi.
**[11:51] ---**
As I said, this world has always been
under the threat of supernatural monsters.
**[12:02] ---**
The newest version of these
monsters is the Neuroi.
**[12:08] ---**
The first appearance of
the Neuroi was in 1939,
**[12:12] ---**
so it wasn't that long ago.
**[12:15] ---**
But they took over most
of Europe in an instant!
**[12:22] ---**
We don't know what they
are or what they want.
**[12:25] ---**
If you can destroy the core that's somewhere
inside them, you can destroy them.
**[12:30] ---**
But their surface is covered
in a hard metal-like surface,
**[12:34] ---**
and normal weapons
can't defeat them easily.
**[12:38] ---**
Humanity's last hope to defeat the Neuroi
is Yoshika and the other witches!
**[12:46] ---**
And even as we speak, they're fighting
the Neuroi to protect our world!
**[12:54] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:03] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[13:04] ---**
I heard St. Petersburg
is really cold in winter!
**[13:08] ---**
Really cold!
**[13:11] ---**
How will the members of
the 502nd get through it?
**[13:15] ---**
Next time: "502nd, You're Going
for a Cold Swim?"
**[13:15] ---**
"Next time:
502nd, You're Going for a Cold Swim?"
**[13:19] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:25] ---**
**[13:27] ---**
# E8 - 502nd, You're Going for a Cold Swim?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ2349/502nd-youre-going-for-a-cold-swim)
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**[01:30] ---**
"502nd, You're Going for a Cold Swim?"
**[01:34] ---**
The snow's so pretty!
**[01:38] ---**
Hikari, is this your first time?
**[01:41] ---**
Yes!
**[01:41] ---**
I know it makes me look like a kid,
when I want to be an ace, but...
**[01:45] ---**
You're so pure...
**[01:46] ---**
Nao was like that last year.
**[01:50] ---**
Really?
**[01:51] ---**
And here she is this year...
**[01:55] ---**
It's here...
**[01:55] ---**
"It seems Orussia no longer
treats her as a guest"
**[01:57] ---**
The winter where you die
if you let your guard down...
**[02:00] ---**
The cold is scary, damn it!
**[02:02] ---**
Um, if you use your magic power,
it can keep the cold away...
**[02:05] ---**
And you're just gonna keep it
running 24 hours a day, huh?
**[02:08] ---**
If the heater shuts off while
you're sleeping, you can die!
**[02:11] ---**
What do you do then?
**[02:14] ---**
Come to my bed.
**[02:16] ---**
I won't do anything.
**[02:17] ---**
Liar!
**[02:18] ---**
Don't worry.
**[02:20] ---**
It's so cold that even she
can't get in the mood.
**[02:23] ---**
Five minutes into winter and
I already understood its terror!
**[02:27] ---**
There's no time to be out here working.
**[02:29] ---**
Time to go talk about renovations.
**[02:32] ---**
What about patrolling for the Neuroi?
**[02:33] ---**
They won't come. Don't worry.
**[02:35] ---**
Don't worry about Neuroi that won't come.
**[02:37] ---**
Worry about -40 temperatures that will come.
**[02:39] ---**
What kind of world is this?
**[02:42] ---**
Well, in this world you can throw boiling water
**[02:43] ---**
and it'll freeze into snow
before it hits the ground,
**[02:45] ---**
or if your clothes get wet,
you can use them to pound nails.
**[02:49] ---**
Do the Neuroi not come here
because they couldn't live here anyway?
**[02:54] ---**
So get somebody in here
to do renovations, stat.
**[02:57] ---**
I understand the situation,
but they can't just come right away.
**[03:01] ---**
Making that happen is your job!
**[03:04] ---**
Have you been slacking off?
**[03:06] ---**
The cash went to repair
the Type-O Striker you broke.
**[03:10] ---**
Repairing the heater costs 0.5
the cost of the ones Nipa broke.
**[03:13] ---**
--Swapping out the windows costs
what Krupinski...
**[03:15] ---**
--Sorry I asked!
--Swapping out the windows costs
what Krupinski...
**[03:16] ---**
If we're going to do renovations, I'll do them!
**[03:20] ---**
Do it yourself, huh?
**[03:21] ---**
Take Nipa, then.
**[03:23] ---**
She's reliable.
**[03:25] ---**
What are you thinking, Commander?
**[03:28] ---**
Taking Nipa to a construction site?
**[03:30] ---**
Are you trying to get her killed?
**[03:31] ---**
How rude.
**[03:33] ---**
Have her walk around the base and then we'll
know all the parts that are dangerous.
**[03:37] ---**
It'll cut down on repair costs.
**[03:39] ---**
I see. Makes sense!
**[03:41] ---**
Nipa's face says she's lost faith in humanity!
**[03:45] ---**
Let's do some other things to keep out the cold.
**[03:49] ---**
All of you, work together
to overcome to the cold.
**[03:52] ---**
All of us?
**[03:54] ---**
Well, my back hurts...
**[03:56] ---**
Um, when we're out fighting
and it gets cold, what do we do?
**[04:02] ---**
That, huh?
**[04:03] ---**
I'll answer...
**[04:05] ---**
Millions of people are behind us,
cheering us on.
**[04:09] ---**
Doesn't thinking of them
make you feel all warm inside?
**[04:12] ---**
No, that's not what we meant.
**[04:14] ---**
"Winter Begins"
**[04:15] ---**
Sorry. Wear layers. Layers.
**[04:17] ---**
"Another Day"
**[04:21] ---**
I'm freezing and I'm indoors!
**[04:24] ---**
I'm spending the rest of the day
in a room with a heater and a book.
**[04:27] ---**
"Announcements"
**[04:28] ---**
Nipa! Good morning!
**[04:31] ---**
Announcements?
**[04:33] ---**
I asked Sasha to give us some recreation.
**[04:37] ---**
When it's this cold?
**[04:39] ---**
Playing cards or something?
**[04:41] ---**
"Cold Swimming"
**[04:43] ---**
So let's have some recreation!
**[04:46] ---**
I don't get it!
**[04:48] ---**
Are we really doing this, Sasha?
**[04:51] ---**
Yes. It's a good tradition.
We do it in my country, too.
**[04:55] ---**
We're doing it...
**[04:57] ---**
Shimohara and Jose are sleeping since
they're on night patrol. Let's go, then!
**[05:03] ---**
Wait! I'll go see if they're up!
**[05:05] ---**
Hey, no running!
**[05:08] ---**
Let me go, Nao!
**[05:09] ---**
You wanted to see naked girls.
Now's your chance.
**[05:13] ---**
I know, but not like this...
**[05:16] ---**
Why did you okay this, Commander?
**[05:18] ---**
If Hikari gets too scared of winter to work,
**[05:21] ---**
what do we tell Takami?
**[05:23] ---**
--Takami would be disappointed...
--My sister would be disappointed in me?
**[05:26] ---**
--I can't let that happen!
--I can't let that happen!
**[05:28] ---**
Then it's settled! Thanks, Commander.
**[05:31] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[05:32] ---**
We need it for our ace sisters plan...
Never mind.
**[05:35] ---**
Good luck.
**[05:36] ---**
You're really thinking
about your subordinates, huh?
**[05:39] ---**
I'm a great manager, huh?
**[05:42] ---**
I thought all you did was
drink coffee where it's warm.
**[05:46] ---**
Um, can we do something else, Commander?
**[05:49] ---**
As a teacher, I'm opposed to
anything that could cause illness.
**[05:53] ---**
That's not true.
**[05:55] ---**
It helps train the mind and improves blood flow,
**[05:57] ---**
and it has anti-depressant
and anti-insomnia effects.
**[06:01] ---**
If you're a teacher, shouldn't
your students' health come first?
**[06:05] ---**
As a teacher, I want all three
of you to do your best!
**[06:08] ---**
She abandoned us!
**[06:10] ---**
You guys are coming, too?
**[06:13] ---**
I'm afraid I have to stay here and
do paperwork and answer phones.
**[06:18] ---**
She ran.
**[06:20] ---**
Does it work for back pain?
**[06:22] ---**
Sorry. It makes it worse.
**[06:25] ---**
I see. That's a shame.
**[06:28] ---**
Wow, she's a real ace! She wanted to do it!
**[06:31] ---**
Yes! *Yes*!
**[06:35] ---**
We do it in the river?
**[06:36] ---**
Yup!
**[06:38] ---**
Wait, the river's frozen!
**[06:40] ---**
We can't do it now!
**[06:42] ---**
Thank you, winter! You saved us!
**[06:44] ---**
Let's do something else!
**[06:45] ---**
I thought this would happen,
so I came prepared!
**[06:48] ---**
This is the one time in your life
you came prepared?
**[06:51] ---**
I can't believe we have
to break the ice first...
**[06:54] ---**
--Fall... in...
**[06:55] ---**
--I hear something...
--Fall... in...
**[06:57] ---**
Fall... in... Fall... in...
**[07:01] ---**
Okay, all done!
**[07:02] ---**
Why is it only at times like this...?
**[07:04] ---**
I'm disappointed in you, Nipa!
**[07:08] ---**
I can't get away from the fire!
**[07:11] ---**
This is enough to kill a human!
**[07:13] ---**
You're being silly.
**[07:15] ---**
Here I go!
**[07:17] ---**
Nipa!
**[07:19] ---**
Did she die?
**[07:20] ---**
You okay?
**[07:21] ---**
Nipa...
**[07:23] ---**
You could at least turn towards the river...
**[07:26] ---**
Jump in, guys!
**[07:28] ---**
No way! She's alive!
**[07:30] ---**
Fine! I'll go!
**[07:32] ---**
Have you gone mad?
**[07:34] ---**
I can't refuse a beckoning Nipa in a bikini!
**[07:37] ---**
She hasn't gone mad!
**[07:39] ---**
With the magma in my heart...
**[07:43] ---**
We have to save her!
**[07:45] ---**
I'll help!
**[07:47] ---**
Just think of it as training and jump in!
**[07:50] ---**
Okay! I'll show my witch soul!
**[07:54] ---**
So warm!
**[07:57] ---**
Teacher!
**[07:59] ---**
I'm getting used to it.
**[08:01] ---**
She's alive?
**[08:02] ---**
Hop in!
**[08:03] ---**
A soldier shouldn't run from anything.
**[08:07] ---**
We have to go!
**[08:08] ---**
Right!
**[08:10] ---**
--Witch soul! Witch soul!
**[08:11] ---**
--Yeah, you're supposed to put
cold water on your heart first.
--Witch soul! Witch soul!
**[08:15] ---**
Hurry up!
**[08:19] ---**
It hurts! It's not cold, it hurts!
**[08:23] ---**
"Several Minutes Later"
**[08:24] ---**
Wow, you actually get used to it.
**[08:27] ---**
After the pain passes, it actually feels good.
**[08:31] ---**
It happened to you, too?
**[08:33] ---**
It's strange, huh?
**[08:34] ---**
I told you, it's fine.
***SIGN*** "'It hurts at first and then it starts to feel good' Oh, Hikari, you naughty girl"
**[08:36] ---**
Winter isn't that scary, huh?
**[08:39] ---**
--Aww, jeez...
--Thanks, Nipa!
**[08:43] ---**
Next up is the sauna!
**[08:45] ---**
Help me, you two.
**[08:48] ---**
Okay!
**[08:49] ---**
This could be part of our
educational curriculum, huh?
**[08:53] ---**
Though I guess you have to be able to swim.
**[08:56] ---**
Huh? Don't people usually float?
**[08:59] ---**
Right?
**[09:01] ---**
Okay, I'm going to get the sauna ready.
**[09:04] ---**
The cold froze the water on my body!
**[09:08] ---**
But I don't feel cold at all.
**[09:10] ---**
This is amazing.
**[09:12] ---**
How does this work, exactly?
**[09:15] ---**
"Feel the hot blood!"
**[09:15] ---**
When your body freezes, you start
feeling the blood in your body as warm.
**[09:22] ---**
Doesn't that mean we're really cold?
**[09:26] ---**
So no doing it for more than 15 minutes!
**[09:28] ---**
It can kill you!
**[09:30] ---**
But we're fine.
**[09:32] ---**
Us, anyway!
***SIGN*** "We've finally conquered winter-er-er" "There're no baths here, so let's just bathe here-re-re"
**[09:34] ---**
Guys, get out of there!
**[09:40] ---**
I feel alive...
**[09:42] ---**
I was going crazy back there.
**[09:44] ---**
This is all wrong, guys!
**[09:47] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:49] ---**
This is a sauna--
why are we still dressed?
**[09:52] ---**
"We'd have to put in mysterious
white rays, dummy!!"
**[09:52] ---**
That's the first thing you worry about
when your temperature goes up?
**[09:54] ---**
Suomisians have strict rules about saunas.
This goes against them, right? Right?
**[09:59] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[10:01] ---**
It's okay for today, right?
**[10:02] ---**
We're doing six more sets after this!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
Today, I'll introduce you to these
two members of the 502nd!
**[11:52] ---**
First, Edytha Rossmann!
**[11:55] ---**
She's from the Imperial Karlsland Air Force,
and she'll go down in history
**[11:59] ---**
for being the first to use the hit-and-away
and pair-flying tactics!
**[12:05] ---**
And she's a talented trainer of new witches.
**[12:09] ---**
The super ace of the 501st,
Hartmann, was trained by her!
**[12:15] ---**
She's always serious and cheerful,
**[12:18] ---**
but sometimes she grows nine tails
and sucks the blood of young witches...
**[12:24] ---**
Wait, this isn't the right text!
**[12:27] ---**
Sorry!
**[12:29] ---**
Next is Waltrud Krupinski!
**[12:33] ---**
She's another super ace from
the Karlsland Air Force.
**[12:38] ---**
And supposedly she's good friends
with Hartmann and Barkhorn!
**[12:42] ---**
And because of her elegant mannerisms,
tall, slim body, and noble way of speaking
**[12:48] ---**
people call her the Gräfin, or Countess,
even though she doesn't have a noble title.
**[12:54] ---**
She, along with Nipa and Kanno,
has defeated many Neuroi.
**[13:01] ---**
The three of them have a cool
nickname: the Break Witches!
**[13:06] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:15] ---**
It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
**[13:17] ---**
The 501st is wrapping up their movie!
**[13:21] ---**
Wait, is that a Neuroi attack?
**[13:26] ---**
Next time: "501st, Plots Are in Motion?"
**[13:26] ---**
"Next time:
'501st, Plots Are in Motion?'"
**[13:31] ---**
This time, World Witches is actually taking off?
**[13:36] ---**
**[13:38] ---**
# E9 - 501st, Plots Are in Motion?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU89ZKX/501st-plots-are-in-motion)
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**[01:30] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
Eila's on the battleship *Yamato*,
and she's in big trouble.
**[01:35] ---**
Her fortune-telling says
I'll solve her problems, but...
**[01:41] ---**
But it all worked out in the end!
**[01:44] ---**
"501st, Plots Are in Motion?"
**[01:44] ---**
I'm back!
**[01:46] ---**
Welcome back, Sanya!
**[01:48] ---**
Okay, the actors are all here,
so I'll explain what we're doing.
**[01:52] ---**
It's Miyafuji's movie,
**[01:53] ---**
so if we're going to make it natural
for Sanya to ask for help,
**[01:55] ---**
they need to be best friends.
**[01:57] ---**
I see!
**[01:58] ---**
That makes sense.
**[02:00] ---**
So, what do you do, exactly?
**[02:03] ---**
Something irritating, I'm sure!
**[02:06] ---**
Hey, the director has full authority
and you have to do what she says!
**[02:10] ---**
That's right!
**[02:11] ---**
Oh, no!
**[02:12] ---**
--Let's just take a normal movie.
--Oww... I can't move... It hurts...
**[02:14] ---**
--She's not having that.
--Oww... I can't move... It hurts...
**[02:16] ---**
"She did it again!"
**[02:16] ---**
Okay, I'll run the camera.
Ask them for help.
**[02:20] ---**
Already?
**[02:21] ---**
That thing about being best friends
makes sense. Let's do it.
**[02:24] ---**
"And she's stealing our idea!"
**[02:25] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[02:27] ---**
Huh? Are we best friends
because the 501st is a family?
**[02:27] ---**
"Family?"
**[02:30] ---**
"Friends?"
**[02:31] ---**
Friends? Family? Friends? Family?
**[02:35] ---**
Um... I don't think we're best friends.
**[02:39] ---**
What did you do to Sanya?
**[02:42] ---**
We're family, huh? Whew!
**[02:44] ---**
I'll start the camera.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm looking for my parents!
**[02:48] ---**
If you see them, contact St. Trond base!
**[02:52] ---**
Okay, done!
**[02:54] ---**
I hope we get some calls...
**[02:55] ---**
"Ring"
**[02:56] ---**
We got one already.
**[02:58] ---**
"Ring"
**[02:58] ---**
No, it's too soon.
**[03:00] ---**
But who could it be?
**[03:01] ---**
"Ring"
**[03:03] ---**
Well done!
**[03:04] ---**
She's the cutest girl in the three kingdoms!
**[03:07] ---**
Eila...
**[03:08] ---**
It felt like we got an official okay.
**[03:11] ---**
*Spasibo!*
**[03:12] ---**
Don't worry! We're family!
**[03:15] ---**
Let's get back to our standby mission.
**[03:18] ---**
Undo these ropes, then.
**[03:20] ---**
You're on standby here!
**[03:23] ---**
The ropes are digging
into my skin and it hurts!
**[03:26] ---**
--*Bounce*!
**[03:27] ---**
--There we go.
--*Bounce*!
**[03:28] ---**
Miyafuji...
**[03:30] ---**
It's not me, it's the demon inside!
**[03:32] ---**
You're not my friend...
**[03:34] ---**
Don't distance yourself from me!
**[03:36] ---**
"One hour later"
**[03:37] ---**
Keeper, the gorilla did...
**[03:40] ---**
Trude, are we finally free to go?
**[03:42] ---**
I really think I should be
the one to film the movie.
**[03:46] ---**
You'd kill me rather than let me film?
**[03:49] ---**
Sanya!
**[03:51] ---**
I was going to cut the ropes.
**[03:54] ---**
It's my fault this happened to you.
**[03:57] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[03:58] ---**
Oh, I know! Why don't we help
look for your parents, too?
**[04:04] ---**
You'd do that?
**[04:06] ---**
But I don't want to take over Yoshika's movie...
**[04:10] ---**
I'll make it work out for her, too!
**[04:13] ---**
There's no big scene in it right now!
**[04:15] ---**
And there's not enough buildup,
so no one will remember you!
**[04:20] ---**
Thank you!
**[04:22] ---**
No need for thanks!
We're a loving family!
**[04:25] ---**
"Ring"
**[04:27] ---**
Eila, don't use the phone to block her...
**[04:31] ---**
We're family!
**[04:31] ---**
"Ring"
**[04:33] ---**
Hartmann!
**[04:34] ---**
She pierced through!
**[04:37] ---**
Let's follow the plan I made
to make Sanya memorable!
**[04:40] ---**
Yay!
**[04:42] ---**
Y-Yay...
***SIGN*** "The Neuroi make it past the radar and attack the base." "Sanya is attacked (Viewers get worried)" "Miyafuji heals the wounded Sanya"
**[04:44] ---**
I think that's it.
**[04:46] ---**
You'll have to put on a little bit of an act.
**[04:49] ---**
But this method works so well,
you can get in the papers.
**[04:54] ---**
Okay, I'll do my best!
**[04:56] ---**
Hey, what's up?
**[04:58] ---**
Lucchini?
**[05:00] ---**
Well, you see...
**[05:02] ---**
I'm from the land of romance movies!
Let me help!
**[05:06] ---**
Thank you, everybody!
**[05:08] ---**
Sanya's such a good girl.
**[05:11] ---**
What do I do?
**[05:13] ---**
As director, I'm hiring you
to be choreographer!
**[05:15] ---**
I'm the backgrounds person.
**[05:17] ---**
And Sanya is the female star.
**[05:19] ---**
S-Star?
**[05:21] ---**
We want a realistic reaction from the lead,
Miyafuji, so keep it a secret!
**[05:25] ---**
She won't get mad?
**[05:27] ---**
It'll be fine.
**[05:29] ---**
We have someone who'll take
responsibility: the director!
**[05:32] ---**
Right!
**[05:34] ---**
Let's get ready.
**[05:35] ---**
Hold it!
**[05:36] ---**
Maybe we don't need her to get hurt...
**[05:38] ---**
Why? It's important.
**[05:41] ---**
"Peter piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers"
**[05:41] ---**
--Even though Sanya's all ready to go?
--Peter piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers...
**[05:45] ---**
"So far they managed to keep it PG-12"
**[05:45] ---**
Well, it's an all-ages movie!
**[05:49] ---**
We've gotta keep the ratings in mind!
**[05:52] ---**
I'll get Miyafuji and the camera!
**[05:54] ---**
Roger! We'll get ready!
**[05:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:58] ---**
Hey, this plan sucks, doesn't it?
**[05:58] ---**
"Where's the peck of pickled peppers...?"
**[06:00] ---**
Right?
**[06:01] ---**
Shirley wimped out.
**[06:03] ---**
The most important parts of a movie are...
**[06:05] ---**
Thrills! Shock! Suspense!
**[06:07] ---**
And the ratings?
**[06:08] ---**
Play some BGM and bam--
it's a music video!
**[06:11] ---**
Okay, script change.
**[06:13] ---**
We need a sea of blood to bring out
the horrors of the battlefield.
**[06:18] ---**
A sea of blood?
**[06:19] ---**
I use this knife on my belly, right?
**[06:22] ---**
No, she's too pure!
**[06:24] ---**
No! Not at all!
**[06:26] ---**
I brought ketchup!
**[06:28] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[06:30] ---**
But does it look like blood?
**[06:31] ---**
On film you can't tell!
**[06:31] ---**
"A witch in the far north sneezed."
**[06:34] ---**
Next, this is our plan for the Neuroi.
***SIGN*** "If we wear Mina's Neuroi transformation set,
we turn into pretty girls, so we'll say
she's fighting super-small units"
***SIGN*** "I'm wearing black and above the hanger, I use
the Fliegerhammer for an awesome battle."
"I defeat the Neuroi! (I splatter ketchup around to make it look real)" "°About Getting the Neuroi Ready"
**[06:37] ---**
This is very mysterious.
**[06:39] ---**
Okay, Sanya, lie down at the entrance.
**[06:42] ---**
Like this?
**[06:44] ---**
*Splatter*!
**[06:45] ---**
It's cold!
**[06:46] ---**
Okay, let's begin!
**[06:48] ---**
What's wrong, Hartmann?
**[06:51] ---**
A family member covered in blood...
**[06:51] ---**
"A family member covered in blood..."
"It's hard for a doctor to bear..."
**[06:57] ---**
Trouble, everybody!
**[06:59] ---**
How'd she get out?
**[07:00] ---**
The ropes came loose?
**[07:01] ---**
That aside...
**[07:03] ---**
Neuroi are attacking the base!
**[07:06] ---**
How?
**[07:07] ---**
The radar team didn't say anything.
**[07:09] ---**
She usually puts more effort into her pranks...
**[07:10] ---**
"Bzzt! Bzzt!"
**[07:12] ---**
Huh? Sirens?
**[07:13] ---**
The sirens, and then her pale face...
**[07:15] ---**
We're sorry! Let's go!
**[07:17] ---**
Sanya's fighting above the hanger.
**[07:21] ---**
Sanya's fighting them?
**[07:22] ---**
Say that first! It's actually believable.
**[07:26] ---**
This is big. Take your camera.
**[07:29] ---**
During an emergency? Fine.
**[07:31] ---**
You're taking it, huh?
**[07:33] ---**
Above the hanger!
**[07:35] ---**
That black spot!
**[07:38] ---**
The battle's begun!
**[07:39] ---**
Let's hurry!
**[07:40] ---**
They actually went and did it!
**[07:44] ---**
She defeated them! Good!
**[07:45] ---**
"Sputter Sputter"
**[07:46] ---**
Huh? Something's wrong...
**[07:49] ---**
She crashed!
**[07:51] ---**
Oh, no!
**[07:52] ---**
How could this happen?
**[07:54] ---**
What is this?
**[07:56] ---**
Yoshika...
**[07:58] ---**
I don't want to lose more family!
**[08:00] ---**
What's going on here?
**[08:02] ---**
Mom... Dad... I want to see you...
**[08:07] ---**
She's so good at this.
**[08:09] ---**
No, wait... maybe this isn't fake?
**[08:14] ---**
I need to check...
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, this smell. It's ketchup.
**[08:19] ---**
Good stuff, too.
**[08:20] ---**
What are you smiling about?
**[08:23] ---**
You're terrible.
**[08:27] ---**
Sanya, are you okay?
**[08:31] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:32] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[08:34] ---**
Crap! This has gone too far!
**[08:37] ---**
Ha! You were too late!
**[08:39] ---**
No, we made it in time.
**[08:42] ---**
How was I?
**[08:43] ---**
You're a star!
**[08:46] ---**
Hartmann? Huh?
**[08:48] ---**
Okay, you clean up, Director.
**[08:51] ---**
We're gonna go have a celebration!
**[08:53] ---**
No!
**[08:54] ---**
Not happening.
**[08:56] ---**
She's in charge!
**[08:58] ---**
Director barrier!
**[09:01] ---**
You wanted to make it more
exciting and memorable?
**[09:03] ---**
Well, it goes against military rules,
but I understand.
**[09:08] ---**
I'll let you off with just one hit.
**[09:10] ---**
Line up.
**[09:11] ---**
Your ears are showing! Your ears!
**[09:14] ---**
They did it for me!
**[09:17] ---**
So hit me four times!
**[09:20] ---**
G-Go ahead...
**[09:23] ---**
I'm the director! Do me!
**[09:25] ---**
Me, too!
**[09:26] ---**
We're all responsible!
**[09:28] ---**
This scene's showing how
they're such good friends!
**[09:31] ---**
But it just makes it worse for Barkhorn!
**[09:37] ---**
"Ka-thunk"
**[09:37] ---**
Bad girl!
**[09:38] ---**
Jeez, you should've just said something
and I would've helped!
**[09:42] ---**
Sorry!
**[09:43] ---**
No fair!
**[09:45] ---**
Well, just like you all planned,
this'll help find Sanya's parents.
**[09:51] ---**
Yeah, I'm sure we'll find them!
**[09:54] ---**
I love you all!
**[09:56] ---**
Well, it all worked out!
**[09:58] ---**
Great!
**[09:59] ---**
Right?
**[10:00] ---**
"Meanwhile, Aboard the *Yamato*"
**[10:01] ---**
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
**[10:06] ---**
Eila started bleeding from her nose and eyes!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
Today we'll talk about unique abilities!
**[11:46] ---**
"Unique Abilities"
**[11:52] ---**
In addition to normal abilities
like the power to create shields,
**[11:57] ---**
some witches have special powers.
**[12:00] ---**
These are called unique abilities,
**[12:05] ---**
and there're plenty of different types!
**[12:09] ---**
First, there're healing abilities,
like Yoshika's got.
**[12:13] ---**
This ability can heal animals and people.
**[12:16] ---**
And it's helped me out a lot!
**[12:19] ---**
There's also magic that enhances
physical abilities, like Barkhorn's strength,
**[12:25] ---**
and Shirley and Krupinski's speed boosts.
**[12:30] ---**
And there's magic which makes you
better at detecting things.
**[12:34] ---**
Sanya and Mina have that!
**[12:37] ---**
And some can even control natural phenomena,
like Hartmann's Sturm
**[12:43] ---**
and Lucchini's Sunlight Strike!
**[12:46] ---**
The Witches use these abilities
to cut down the Neuroi!
**[12:54] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:04] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[13:05] ---**
It looks like the cold winters
of Petersburg are continuing.
**[13:10] ---**
Supplies have stopped and the 502nd
is in its biggest danger yet!
**[13:15] ---**
"502nd, You're Running Your First Errand?"
**[13:15] ---**
Next time: 502nd,
"You're Running Your First Errand?"
**[13:20] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:25] ---**
**[13:27] ---**
**[13:29] ---**
# E10 - 502nd, You're Running Your First Errand?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN32PV/502nd-youre-running-your-first-errand)
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**[01:32] ---**
"502nd, You're Running Your First Errand?"
**[01:34] ---**
What am I doing here this early in the morning?
**[01:37] ---**
We have an important mission for you, Kanno.
**[01:39] ---**
An escort mission.
**[01:41] ---**
Escort? It doesn't have to do with the Neuroi?
**[01:44] ---**
First, look at this picture. What do you think?
**[01:48] ---**
I'm not sure what I'm seeing here.
Shimohara's helping a sick girl?
**[01:51] ---**
What about this modified version?
**[01:54] ---**
"Nipa" "Kettle"
"Boobs Mean She Can't See Her Feet"
"Sick Person"
**[01:56] ---**
That sick person's in big trouble!
She can't do that job!
**[01:57] ---**
"Knife" "Apple"
"Heater" "Rotting Floor"
"Logs on Floor"
**[02:00] ---**
So what I want you to do is stop Nipa,
and Krupinski, too,
**[02:04] ---**
from trying to take care of a sick Karibuchi.
**[02:08] ---**
It's Hikari in that bed?!
**[02:11] ---**
I took this photo last night.
**[02:14] ---**
Is she sick?
**[02:16] ---**
She's got a cold. Probably from
jumping in sub-zero water.
**[02:19] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[02:21] ---**
I'm probably being too worried, but Karibuchi
is a critical, critical resource for us.
**[02:26] ---**
I don't want there to be any
chance things get worse.
**[02:29] ---**
Resource?
**[02:30] ---**
Whatever. I'll go find them.
**[02:33] ---**
Good luck.
**[02:38] ---**
That's both of them.
**[02:39] ---**
Where's Hikari?
**[02:41] ---**
Did she oversleep?
**[02:43] ---**
About that... I got worried and went
to see her. She's in bed with a cold.
**[02:48] ---**
Hey!
**[02:50] ---**
"I know ignorance is no excuse...
but this is mean..."
"I shared classified information."
**[02:50] ---**
So, you see, you're not allowed to go see her.
**[02:53] ---**
I refuse that order! I need to apologize!
**[02:58] ---**
I need to respect your wishes though, I guess.
**[03:01] ---**
Do what I tell you.
**[03:03] ---**
Okay!
**[03:04] ---**
No shouting. No scaring her. No touching her.
**[03:09] ---**
Roger!
**[03:10] ---**
It's like you're taking a little kid to a zoo...
**[03:13] ---**
Okay, let's go.
**[03:14] ---**
I'll get ready!
**[03:16] ---**
Hey, are you just ignoring me? Hey!
**[03:19] ---**
We're coming in.
**[03:21] ---**
Guys...
**[03:23] ---**
How are you feeling?
**[03:24] ---**
I'm sorry, I got sick...
**[03:27] ---**
Sorry, Hikari!
**[03:29] ---**
Stay away from me, Nipa!
**[03:33] ---**
Hey! I know how you feel, but...
**[03:35] ---**
I can't let our ace get sick.
**[03:38] ---**
It's okay if you've got a mask on.
**[03:42] ---**
I'm sorry! I didn't know this would happen.
**[03:44] ---**
It's fine.
**[03:46] ---**
But you're a long ways away from me...
**[03:48] ---**
If I get close, my bad luck might hurt you.
**[03:52] ---**
I'd much rather not have you avoiding me...
**[03:56] ---**
Thank you! I'm so glad I came!
**[03:59] ---**
What about me? What about me?
**[04:01] ---**
"I want to join in..."
**[04:01] ---**
I'm glad you came...
**[04:04] ---**
I'll go report to our commander.
Can you watch her?
**[04:07] ---**
Leave it to us.
**[04:09] ---**
Hikari, is there anything you
want me to do? I'll do anything!
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, dear. I've come down with a fever, too...
**[04:16] ---**
Thanks, but no thanks...
**[04:18] ---**
She's fading in and out...
**[04:20] ---**
We need to help her get better soon.
**[04:22] ---**
If there's something you can do, do it.
**[04:24] ---**
Okay!
**[04:25] ---**
I know a good way to cure a cold, too.
**[04:27] ---**
You've got a fever, right? Go home.
**[04:30] ---**
You can kiss someone to make their cold--
**[04:32] ---**
Just kidding! First, you warm up the room.
**[04:36] ---**
Oh, I know that one, too!
**[04:37] ---**
"Vodka" "Beer"
**[04:37] ---**
And then, you drink this!
**[04:40] ---**
No, this!
**[04:41] ---**
No!
**[04:43] ---**
Are you stupid?!
**[04:45] ---**
Why?
**[04:46] ---**
Of course we're not doing that!
**[04:48] ---**
Well, do you have any better ideas?
**[04:52] ---**
Watch over her silently.
**[04:53] ---**
"Hah!"
**[04:54] ---**
No! No! Jose's taking care of her.
Let's not do anything.
**[04:57] ---**
This is a traditional method.
You got a problem with that?
**[05:00] ---**
Am I in the wrong here?
**[05:02] ---**
Let's use my method then.
**[05:03] ---**
No, my method!
**[05:05] ---**
Mine!
**[05:07] ---**
If you won't give in, then fine.
**[05:09] ---**
Fine.
**[05:10] ---**
Champagne!
**[05:11] ---**
"Mix"
**[05:12] ---**
You probably need to dilute it a little.
**[05:15] ---**
Yeah. Let's add some hot water.
**[05:18] ---**
Good, that'll warm her up.
**[05:20] ---**
Okay, I'll--
**[05:24] ---**
The two of them...!
**[05:30] ---**
Supplies have been cut off due to the snow.
**[05:34] ---**
"My food..."
**[05:34] ---**
Jose! Jose!
**[05:37] ---**
--Jose, stay calm!
--How long a delay is it going to be?
**[05:38] ---**
We don't know.
**[05:40] ---**
There's no snow falling here, too.
**[05:43] ---**
There's food, though.
**[05:45] ---**
Wow, you snow country guys
know how to handle snow!
**[05:48] ---**
See! Plain-flavored snow cones,
stacked up to the second floor!
**[05:53] ---**
I tried to tell a snow country joke
to lighten up the mood, but...
**[05:58] ---**
We'll have to go buy food.
**[06:00] ---**
Um, I want to go, too!
**[06:02] ---**
Wow, you're really enthusiastic!
**[06:04] ---**
I've never left the base before!
I want to see the people I'm protecting!
**[06:10] ---**
That's so nice, Hikari!
**[06:12] ---**
Yeah. So nice it makes me sick.
**[06:17] ---**
We're getting money for fighting the Neuroi
even though they never actually show up.
**[06:22] ---**
We can't look the people in the eyes.
**[06:24] ---**
Oww...
**[06:25] ---**
When they find out we're in the 502nd,
everyone gets really grateful!
**[06:29] ---**
We're training and stuff!
It's okay to be proud!
**[06:33] ---**
R-Right!
**[06:35] ---**
As long as you don't break any machinery.
**[06:37] ---**
Who else wants to go?
**[06:39] ---**
What about Jose?
**[06:43] ---**
My head hurts... I can't take any more!
**[06:47] ---**
Jose's fine! She'll go with me!
**[06:50] ---**
"Ouch"
**[06:51] ---**
You were eating the snow?
**[06:53] ---**
Take Jose, too!
**[06:56] ---**
I'll go, too.
**[06:58] ---**
That settles it then.
**[06:59] ---**
Get some snacks--just food.
**[07:02] ---**
I want some grape juice then!
**[07:05] ---**
I want sweets.
**[07:06] ---**
Right, right.
**[07:08] ---**
I guess there's no food
till you get back, though.
**[07:11] ---**
I knew this might happen!
**[07:13] ---**
I have such bad luck that I decided
to buy canned goods just in case!
**[07:17] ---**
Nice!
**[07:19] ---**
*Surströmming!*
**[07:21] ---**
"Take me with you..."
**[07:22] ---**
Look at the time!
**[07:23] ---**
--So mean!
--It's not happening!
**[07:26] ---**
So this is what the town looks like!
**[07:28] ---**
I'll go to the brewery. You guys get the food.
**[07:32] ---**
You're going alone?
**[07:34] ---**
The laws here say you have
to be over 18 to buy alcohol.
**[07:38] ---**
That's right! You're 19!
**[07:42] ---**
Um...
**[07:45] ---**
The fake countess hasn't broken anything lately.
Maybe I'll buy her something nice.
**[07:46] ---**
"Stare"
**[07:50] ---**
Excuse me.
**[07:53] ---**
Does he recognize me?
**[07:55] ---**
Um, kids aren't allowed to buy this.
**[08:01] ---**
We bought a lot!
**[08:03] ---**
Huh? Edytha's late.
**[08:05] ---**
Maybe all the stuff she bought is heavy.
**[08:08] ---**
Let's go to her.
**[08:10] ---**
There she is!
**[08:11] ---**
Kids shouldn't drink alcohol!
**[08:14] ---**
I'm 19, though! I'm a flight instructor!
**[08:19] ---**
--Give me your name and address
so I can call your parents!
**[08:19] ---**
--She's being treated like a child!
--Give me your name and address
so I can call your parents!
**[08:22] ---**
Um...
**[08:23] ---**
Another kid!
**[08:24] ---**
Don't look! Don't look at me like this!
**[08:29] ---**
They're late...
**[08:30] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[08:31] ---**
Damn it. I bet they're having fun in town.
**[08:35] ---**
Listen, let's eat this canned--
**[08:36] ---**
I'm not that hungry.
**[08:38] ---**
But you don't have any better ideas, right?
**[08:39] ---**
"Ring!"
**[08:40] ---**
The phone! That must be them!
**[08:43] ---**
Yes, this is Rall!
**[08:45] ---**
This is the police.
**[08:47] ---**
The police!
**[08:48] ---**
Your kids refused to do anything
but give us this phone number...
**[08:53] ---**
The cops have the three of them?
**[08:55] ---**
I need you to come down here
and explain yourself, as their mother.
**[09:00] ---**
Roger. I'm not their mom.
**[09:03] ---**
I'll back you up.
**[09:05] ---**
Waltrud!
**[09:06] ---**
The reason they bought alcohol was...
**[09:09] ---**
They're at the age where they
want to feel like grown-ups.
**[09:12] ---**
I'm sorry. I'll punish them.
**[09:14] ---**
--Punish!
--You're going to be punished
**[09:14] ---**
"Punish"
**[09:16] ---**
when they get home.
**[09:17] ---**
No! I don't want her coming!
**[09:20] ---**
Give us some time to discuss this.
We'll call you back.
**[09:23] ---**
"She has the biggest boobs!"
**[09:23] ---**
What do we do?
**[09:25] ---**
Nipa's the only one who could pass as an adult.
**[09:28] ---**
I don't understand why.
**[09:30] ---**
"Ring!"
**[09:31] ---**
The cops are in a hurry.
I'll talk to them--you guys figure it out.
**[09:35] ---**
Sorry, we haven't decided
which parent we're sending...
**[09:39] ---**
Parent?
**[09:41] ---**
I'll go save them!
**[09:42] ---**
You might screw up and make things worse.
**[09:45] ---**
I wanted to discuss schedules,
but you seem busy.
**[09:49] ---**
No...
**[09:51] ---**
What? Hikari's in trouble! I'll go!
**[09:56] ---**
All of you shut up, now!
**[09:58] ---**
It's Takami on the line!
**[10:00] ---**
Hikari's in trouble!
**[10:02] ---**
Don't worry!
**[10:03] ---**
I can't tell you because it's
classified, but it's nothing!
**[10:05] ---**
Yeah, she's fine!
**[10:07] ---**
--Right!
**[10:08] ---**
--You're lying!
--Right!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
Today we'll talk about these
two members of the 502nd!
**[11:51] ---**
First is Shimohara Sadako from the Fuso Navy!
**[11:57] ---**
She served under the famous
Sakamoto Mio at the battle of Libau.
**[12:04] ---**
In other words, she's also got something
in common with Yoshika!
**[12:08] ---**
She's not just a great fighter,
she's very smart and good at cooking.
**[12:15] ---**
She's now a critical part of the 502nd!
**[12:21] ---**
And she's always gentle and kind.
An ideal witch with no flaws!
**[12:30] ---**
Next is a witch from Gallia:
Georgette Lemare, AKA Jose!
**[12:38] ---**
Her family ran an inn, so she's very good
at cleaning and making the bed.
**[12:43] ---**
She also has the same healing power as Yoshika!
**[12:48] ---**
She looks like somebody who'd be
very handy around the house, right?
**[12:52] ---**
But before she came to the 502nd,
she did many amazing things,
**[12:56] ---**
like protecting a warship all by
herself in the African Theater.
**[13:01] ---**
"My food..."
**[13:01] ---**
Maybe she's scary if you get her mad...
**[13:05] ---**
No, it's nothing!
**[13:08] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:17] ---**
It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
**[13:18] ---**
There's big trouble at the 501st!
**[13:22] ---**
What is Eila's fate aboard
the battleship *Yamato*?
**[13:24] ---**
And will they be able to reunite?
**[13:28] ---**
Next time: "501st,
You're Going Back to that Sky?"
**[13:28] ---**
"Next time:
501st, You're Going Back to that Sky?"
**[13:33] ---**
This time, World Witches is actually taking off?
**[13:38] ---**
**[13:40] ---**
# E11 - 501st, You're Going Back to that Sky?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZP7M5/501st-youre-going-back-to-that-sky)
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**[01:30] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
Sanya came to be in our movie.
**[01:35] ---**
The filming's going well,
**[01:39] ---**
but something awful has happened
to Eila aboard the battleship *Yamato*!
**[01:43] ---**
We're back together as of today.
**[01:43] ---**
"501st, You're Going Back to that Sky?"
**[01:46] ---**
I bet Yoshika's movie is
almost done then, too.
**[01:49] ---**
Let's end with some fireworks!
**[01:52] ---**
Um...
**[01:53] ---**
Sanya, what's up?
**[01:55] ---**
Can we have a party to celebrate
the 501st coming back together?
**[01:55] ---**
"I want to do things with you all now,
since I'll be on night duty again."
**[01:59] ---**
I see! Let's do
a real party for Sanya!
**[02:02] ---**
It'd be fun to have one with no trouble.
**[02:04] ---**
But it's no fun to make it too serious.
**[02:07] ---**
Yes, which means...
**[02:09] ---**
We probably can't control ourselves,
so please watch over us!
**[02:14] ---**
"There's no reforming you now, huh?"
**[02:14] ---**
Well, I'll help.
**[02:16] ---**
Thank you, Yoshika!
**[02:19] ---**
Wouldn't it be better to ask
Barkhorn for help, too?
**[02:24] ---**
No, she'll just tell Mina.
**[02:27] ---**
What's wrong with...?
**[02:30] ---**
You're an ace because you're
great at seeing danger, huh?
**[02:30] ---**
"Click"
**[02:34] ---**
It's my first time. Where do we start?
**[02:36] ---**
The first step is always to put
into words what you want to do!
**[02:40] ---**
"501st Reunion Party"
**[02:40] ---**
I made us a banner!
**[02:42] ---**
Oh, wait. Sakamoto might not
be coming back.
**[02:47] ---**
We need to make sure
we've got a backup plan, then.
**[02:50] ---**
Let's make it a celebration
of Miyafuji's return.
**[02:52] ---**
"Huh! I appreciate it, but..."
**[02:52] ---**
I see!
**[02:53] ---**
"Miyafuji: Congrats on
No Longer Being Unemployed"
**[02:54] ---**
You didn't have any orders,
so you were unemployed until now.
**[02:57] ---**
No way.
**[02:58] ---**
I'll find out when Mina's group is getting back,
and call Perrine's group, too.
**[03:04] ---**
Okay, I'll do the cooking!
**[03:06] ---**
I'll help, too!
**[03:10] ---**
Lucchini, you can cook?
**[03:12] ---**
Me, too, then!
**[03:15] ---**
You can cook, huh?
**[03:17] ---**
I can't, okay!
**[03:19] ---**
We cooked!
**[03:20] ---**
"Several Hours Later"
**[03:21] ---**
Wow!
**[03:22] ---**
This kind of bugs me.
**[03:24] ---**
I'll go call Barkhorn, then.
**[03:27] ---**
Tell her to bring her camera
so we can film the party.
**[03:30] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[03:32] ---**
Every party video has...
**[03:34] ---**
An exploding cake!
**[03:35] ---**
A standard for the next half-century!
**[03:39] ---**
We were actually gonna do it!
**[03:40] ---**
Thank you, really!
**[03:42] ---**
Be careful, okay?
**[03:44] ---**
"They called Barkhorn..."
**[03:45] ---**
A party? Without me watching them prep?
**[03:48] ---**
You may not believe this,
but they were actually helpful!
**[03:52] ---**
"You can believe Miyafuji!!"
**[03:52] ---**
I see.
**[03:53] ---**
If Miyafuji says so.
**[03:55] ---**
"Negotiating with a blackmail victim!!"
**[03:55] ---**
Miyafuji, wink twice for yes.
**[03:59] ---**
But we're not sure we're
getting back together yet.
**[04:02] ---**
It's too soon.
**[04:04] ---**
Mina said she'd bring Sakamoto back, though!
**[04:07] ---**
No, I mean Eila.
**[04:12] ---**
We hadn't thought of that!
**[04:14] ---**
I actually hadn't thought about
what Eila's thinking.
**[04:18] ---**
She may want to go to the 502nd
to be with Nipa.
**[04:21] ---**
I need a backup plan...
**[04:23] ---**
"Goodbye Eila &
501st Reunion Party"
**[04:24] ---**
There we go!
**[04:25] ---**
Sanya!
**[04:26] ---**
Thanks for the invitation!
**[04:27] ---**
"Oh, Perrine's group is here..."
**[04:30] ---**
Why are you all so glum?
**[04:32] ---**
They're saying the 501st might
not be coming back together,
**[04:35] ---**
so we might not have the party.
**[04:38] ---**
--Oh, no!
--That's not fair!
**[04:39] ---**
"They were both looking forward to
the 501st coming back together..."
**[04:41] ---**
"If we cancel it you can take all the food!!"
**[04:42] ---**
I brought take-home bags because
I thought there'd be leftovers.
**[04:45] ---**
Um, Nipa is in the 502nd.
**[04:49] ---**
Maybe Eila might...
**[04:51] ---**
We were arrogant and thought
we'd always be together.
**[04:55] ---**
We need a plan!
**[04:58] ---**
And we need to film it
to leave evidence!
**[05:00] ---**
And in the end, everyone will cry.
**[05:01] ---**
They want to mess around.
**[05:05] ---**
Eila's here.
**[05:07] ---**
Sanya, go for it!
**[05:09] ---**
Okay!
**[05:10] ---**
Sanya's eyes are filled with resolve.
**[05:12] ---**
Um, Eila...
**[05:15] ---**
Are you free now?
***SIGN*** "Are you free now?
(Are you not part of another unit?)"
***SIGN*** "Free!?
(Not seeing anyone)"
**[05:16] ---**
Free?
**[05:19] ---**
No, wait. You may be misunderstanding her.
**[05:19] ---**
"Um..."
**[05:19] ---**
"Let's let them have some more fun"
"Um..."
**[05:23] ---**
Hey, is she hitting on me?
**[05:26] ---**
Yup!
**[05:27] ---**
We all want you to say yes!
**[05:30] ---**
I have the right to decide!
**[05:32] ---**
We're even having a bridal party!
**[05:35] ---**
Well?
**[05:36] ---**
But it's up to how you feel, Sanya!
**[05:39] ---**
"Uwah, she's trying to get
more compliments out of her"
**[05:39] ---**
Tell me more about how you feel about me!
**[05:42] ---**
More?
**[05:43] ---**
"Leave it to me!!"
**[05:44] ---**
"'I love you Eila,'
by Erica Hartmann
1945"
**[05:45] ---**
"Thank you for always supporting me
and helping me look for my parents.
**[05:48] ---**
I-I love you, Eila!"
**[05:51] ---**
So it's a yes!
**[05:52] ---**
"By Erica Hartmann, 1945."
**[05:57] ---**
"Why did you even put that there!!"
**[05:57] ---**
--Silence.
--Eila!
**[05:57] ---**
"Why did you even put that there!!"
"I didn't think she'd read it!!"
**[05:58] ---**
She's dead!
**[06:00] ---**
Um, I basically meant it, anyway!
**[06:05] ---**
She's a phoenix!
**[06:06] ---**
Let me just come out and ask.
**[06:08] ---**
You'll join the 501st, where Sanya is, right?
**[06:12] ---**
Huh? Yeah, I will.
**[06:15] ---**
I'm glad.
**[06:16] ---**
But do we have to send Nipa the bad news?
**[06:21] ---**
I'll call her on a day where my fortune-telling
tells me she's having bad luck.
**[06:24] ---**
Good. She'll be happy.
**[06:27] ---**
Oh, right!
Talking about Nipa reminded me!
**[06:30] ---**
I caused trouble for
the 502nd on my trip, right?
**[06:34] ---**
I need to meet them and thank them!
**[06:36] ---**
She's so polite.
**[06:38] ---**
This girl...
**[06:39] ---**
I need to thank the Noble Witches, too.
**[06:43] ---**
That's the place that wanted me
to be commander, right?
**[06:47] ---**
The ones I want to thank the most are...
**[06:47] ---**
"A" "B"
**[06:50] ---**
Who?
**[06:51] ---**
Huh? My file with my targets...
**[06:56] ---**
"In this moment, Hartmann
saved many comrades!!"
**[06:56] ---**
A letter will do nicely, right?
**[06:58] ---**
Yes.
**[07:00] ---**
"Oh, my" "Uuuuh"
"But give back my photos, okay..."
**[07:00] ---**
I'm back.
**[07:02] ---**
You managed to bring her back, huh?
**[07:06] ---**
It was rough, though!
**[07:08] ---**
"Military negotiations
finally come down to force!!"
**[07:08] ---**
You're such a great negotiator...
**[07:12] ---**
I was surprised to hear from Trude
that we're having a party.
**[07:15] ---**
If you'd have told me, I would
have made something good.
**[07:18] ---**
We're all done cooking! Everybody sit down!
**[07:22] ---**
It's nice when nothing goes wrong.
**[07:25] ---**
This doesn't feel right.
**[07:27] ---**
Okay, Sanya can give the toast!
**[07:30] ---**
Mina can do it, since it's our reunion.
**[07:33] ---**
Is that what this party is for?
**[07:34] ---**
Okay, everybody get your glasses.
**[07:37] ---**
To the (hopeful) reunion of the 501st.
**[07:43] ---**
Why are you all looking at me like that?
**[07:45] ---**
We haven't gotten the official orders
from all the different countries yet.
**[07:49] ---**
It only took an instant to split up the 501st,
but it's tough to get it back together.
**[07:54] ---**
Then it's possible we might not
get back together after all?
**[07:57] ---**
I'm sure it'll work out.
**[08:00] ---**
We have someone who
helps us out at times like this...
**[08:04] ---**
The way she's talking...
**[08:06] ---**
Yes, the Neuroi are there for the 501st!
**[08:09] ---**
Yup! If the Neuroi come, we'll be
brought back for an emergency!
**[08:15] ---**
They're not coming!
**[08:17] ---**
Why?
**[08:18] ---**
Why? They always come!
**[08:18] ---**
"Don't be ridiculous"
**[08:20] ---**
Come to us, Neuroi!
**[08:22] ---**
Hey!
**[08:23] ---**
Barkhorn, how's the movie coming?
**[08:26] ---**
It just needs editing now.
**[08:28] ---**
Editing? I'm in!
**[08:31] ---**
Yeah! I need to make sure
there're no military secrets in it!
**[08:34] ---**
Let's cut that stuff with the ketchup!
**[08:36] ---**
And the scene where you got mad at me.
**[08:38] ---**
And my sexy scene...
**[08:40] ---**
I want to dub all the scenes with Sanya.
**[08:43] ---**
What are you people talking about?
**[08:45] ---**
Fuso's Army PR department
will be doing the editing.
**[08:50] ---**
No!
**[08:52] ---**
I'm sure Miyafuji looked
stupid at some point!
**[08:54] ---**
Don't worry. I wouldn't film that.
**[08:57] ---**
I was right to leave you in charge.
**[09:00] ---**
Anyway, we're done filming.
**[09:03] ---**
Good work.
**[09:04] ---**
It was my first time, so it was hard.
**[09:07] ---**
It'll be even harder when you're a big star.
**[09:11] ---**
I know! Let's have a word
from Miyafuji before our toast.
**[09:16] ---**
It was you that got everybody back together!
**[09:19] ---**
You're always there for the 501st!
**[09:22] ---**
You just said that about the Neuroi.
**[09:25] ---**
Okay, if I may...
**[09:28] ---**
When I went back to Fuso,
I didn't think I'd see you all again.
**[09:32] ---**
I can't wait to have more fun with you all...
**[09:36] ---**
Fun... Fun...
**[09:38] ---**
Fun...
**[09:39] ---**
Don't stammer there!
**[09:40] ---**
--Fun...
--What are you remembering?
**[09:42] ---**
Okay, I've said my piece.
**[09:45] ---**
Back to you!
**[09:46] ---**
O-Okay.
**[09:48] ---**
Okay, to Miyafuji's recovery,
**[09:51] ---**
and Mio's new wings,
**[09:53] ---**
and to the miracle that
brought us together again...
**[09:56] ---**
Cheers!
**[09:57] ---**
Cheers!
**[10:01] ---**
Why now?
**[10:03] ---**
Oh, the Neuroi were waiting for our toast!
**[10:06] ---**
Oh jeez...
**[10:07] ---**
501st, take off!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
"Joint Fighter Wings"
**[11:46] ---**
Today we'll talk about Joint Fighter Wings!
**[11:52] ---**
A Joint Fighter Wing is a completely
independent fighter wing,
**[11:56] ---**
centered around witches,
and used to fight the Neuroi.
**[12:02] ---**
What makes it most unique
is that talented witches are
**[12:06] ---**
brought from different countries
all around the world,
**[12:10] ---**
making it a dream team
fighting to protect the world!
**[12:15] ---**
As of this year, 1945,
there's Yoshika's 501st,
**[12:21] ---**
Karibuchi Hikari's group, the 502nd,
**[12:24] ---**
and all the way up to the 508th.
**[12:28] ---**
They're mostly centered in Europe,
where they fight the Neuroi.
**[12:33] ---**
In addition to the witches,
**[12:35] ---**
a Joint Fighter Wing will have
over 1,000 other personnel
**[12:41] ---**
handling repairs, communications,
and logistics.
**[12:45] ---**
Whatever it takes to help
them fight their best!
**[12:48] ---**
The witches couldn't do it without them!
**[12:52] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:01] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika.
**[13:03] ---**
Takami's going back to the 502nd,
and for some reason I'm there, too!
**[13:08] ---**
At last, the Karibuchi
sisters will be together!
**[13:12] ---**
Right?
**[13:13] ---**
"502nd, Sister Aces are Taking Off?"
**[13:13] ---**
Next time: "502nd, Sister
Aces are Taking Off?"
**[13:19] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:24] ---**
**[13:26] ---**
**[13:28] ---**
# E12 - 502nd, Sister Aces are Taking Off?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU457E5/502nd-sister-aces-are-taking-off)
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**[01:30] ---**
"502nd, Sister Aces are Taking Off?"
**[01:33] ---**
What is this sound?
**[01:35] ---**
No way!
**[01:37] ---**
You're sure about this, Sasha?
**[01:39] ---**
Yes! I saw it myself!
**[01:41] ---**
Is Hikari really safe?
**[01:44] ---**
I can't believe the big Karibuchi sister
actually came!
**[01:47] ---**
"Commander's Room"
**[01:48] ---**
She's safe! Whew!
**[01:51] ---**
Were you able to relax back at home?
**[01:54] ---**
Huh?
**[01:55] ---**
It was a big mess because of the lie we told!
**[01:58] ---**
Listen to this!
**[02:00] ---**
She's acting like we were a part of her lie...
**[02:02] ---**
Shh! We'll be glad to hear your story.
**[02:05] ---**
"Several Days ago in Sasebo, Fuso"
**[02:05] ---**
I returned home for a few days...
**[02:09] ---**
Good morning, this is your morning news.
**[02:12] ---**
The ship carrying Karibuchi Takami
is arriving in Sasebo today.
**[02:17] ---**
According to the military,
**[02:19] ---**
she was badly wounded in a fight with
Neuroi that appeared in the North Sea.
**[02:24] ---**
The military is receiving hundreds of messages
from fans and worried citizens,
**[02:29] ---**
and is struggling to answer them all.
**[02:31] ---**
I stopped leaving my room.
**[02:34] ---**
I want to go see Hikari...
**[02:36] ---**
I know! I'll call and ask
what a good date is.
**[02:40] ---**
Um, I want to contact the 502nd.
**[02:45] ---**
Okay, I'll get a phone ready.
**[02:47] ---**
Officer Karibuchi, may I
have your autograph?
**[02:50] ---**
Okay.
**[02:52] ---**
Sign here!
**[02:54] ---**
No! She's got my merchandise.
**[02:57] ---**
"She found out later that her parents
bought lots of luxury furniture."
**[02:57] ---**
Did they sell any for Hikari?
**[03:00] ---**
Probably?
**[03:02] ---**
If I run to the store and then run back...
**[03:06] ---**
Huh? Engine sounds?
**[03:08] ---**
A witch? Heading here?
**[03:12] ---**
You're Karibuchi Takami!
**[03:15] ---**
Yes...
**[03:16] ---**
Hello! I'm Miyafuji Yoshika,
your examining physician!
**[03:22] ---**
Sakamoto told me to go save you.
**[03:25] ---**
Her, too?
**[03:27] ---**
You're from the 501st,
you were in the papers...
**[03:31] ---**
"Huh? I hear Karibuchi's voice...?"
**[03:32] ---**
Come inside! Quickly!
**[03:35] ---**
"I guess I imagined it..."
**[03:36] ---**
Whew...
**[03:38] ---**
Okay, let's get started.
**[03:40] ---**
I was back in Japan,
**[03:41] ---**
and then I heard a witch took a hit in
the chest and flew here as fast as I could!
**[03:47] ---**
That ketchup is still coming
back to haunt me?
**[03:50] ---**
Now that we've done our introductions,
let's start the exam!
**[03:54] ---**
Miyafuji hasn't taken her eyes off my "wound."
**[03:57] ---**
She has such a noble mind!
**[03:59] ---**
I'm causing problems
for someone like that...
**[04:01] ---**
Treating a wound is a race against time.
**[04:03] ---**
I'll give you a physical on the way.
**[04:05] ---**
Um, my doctor's already treated it.
**[04:08] ---**
No!
**[04:09] ---**
People these days don't understand
the value of a second opinion.
**[04:09] ---**
"Waiting Room"
**[04:14] ---**
Second...?
**[04:15] ---**
And you don't get to decide anyway, I do!
**[04:18] ---**
Time for a punishment exam!
**[04:19] ---**
Um, I brought the phone...
**[04:22] ---**
Sorry, I need to make a call.
**[04:26] ---**
"Takami hearing about
Hikari being in trouble"
**[04:28] ---**
I'm sorry! I need to get to
Eastern Europe immediately!
**[04:32] ---**
Don't worry, I understand
your family's in trouble.
**[04:35] ---**
Tears of blood!
**[04:37] ---**
She wanted to finish treating me, huh?
**[04:39] ---**
What a wonderful person!
**[04:41] ---**
Damn you, Neuroi...
**[04:43] ---**
It was really rough!
**[04:46] ---**
Let's go see Hikari, then.
**[04:49] ---**
Yes.
**[04:50] ---**
"Hikari"
**[04:50] ---**
Karibuchi, you awake?
**[04:52] ---**
Yes, I'll open the door.
**[04:56] ---**
Good morning, Hikari!
**[04:58] ---**
No way...
**[05:00] ---**
Sister!
**[05:00] ---**
"It's not a very moving sight..."
"Not if you know what
actually happened"
**[05:02] ---**
Hikari!
**[05:04] ---**
The sister aces are finally together,
huh, Hikari?
**[05:09] ---**
Regardless of how it happened,
it's wonderful to have two sisters together.
**[05:13] ---**
Yes, now we can get twice as much money...
**[05:15] ---**
Sasha.
**[05:17] ---**
Now I can fly with you!
**[05:19] ---**
Well, um...
**[05:22] ---**
I owe the military too
many favors for this trip,
**[05:24] ---**
and I have to go to another mission.
**[05:28] ---**
"Hikari"
**[05:28] ---**
What do you mean, sister?
**[05:32] ---**
Takami! You're here!
**[05:34] ---**
You're going to another country?
**[05:37] ---**
I need to repay the military for
the problems my mistake caused.
**[05:42] ---**
No...
**[05:43] ---**
And Hikari was looking
forward to this so much.
**[05:46] ---**
Then... I'll go with you!
**[05:50] ---**
If you're serious, then go.
**[05:55] ---**
--Our funding...
--I'll ask you again.
**[05:57] ---**
Will you leave this place to follow her?
**[06:00] ---**
Sorry, sis, I take it back!
**[06:02] ---**
I want to stay with everyone!
**[06:05] ---**
I see.
**[06:06] ---**
Anyway, what did you do that was so bad
**[06:08] ---**
you have to be assigned
to a totally different unit?
**[06:11] ---**
Um... I ran a bunch of special units
into the ground flying here.
**[06:16] ---**
That's as easy to understand
as you could hope for.
**[06:19] ---**
I'll help you, somehow.
Come be with us!
**[06:21] ---**
Really?
**[06:22] ---**
"Our budget..."
**[06:23] ---**
Of course!
**[06:24] ---**
"Rall got them to let her
stay through the winter!!"
**[06:24] ---**
"Whew"
**[06:25] ---**
At least we're together for the winter, sis!
**[06:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:30] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[06:31] ---**
I'm Karibuchi Takami!
**[06:33] ---**
I've been waiting for you!
**[06:35] ---**
I've heard all about you.
**[06:37] ---**
Hello, new kitty!
**[06:39] ---**
"You're hurting me..."
**[06:40] ---**
It'll be good to have another witch around.
**[06:42] ---**
My one regret is that I've
got nothing to teach you.
**[06:44] ---**
Right? Right?
**[06:46] ---**
Takami's my idol! She's so cool!
**[06:49] ---**
Nao, your personality...
**[06:52] ---**
I hope her wounds haven't
made her worse in combat.
**[06:56] ---**
Nope, you're not fooling anyone.
**[06:58] ---**
Hello, I'm Shimohara.
**[07:01] ---**
I'm in charge of cooking.
**[07:03] ---**
Shimohara! Sakamoto told me all about you.
**[07:08] ---**
This is Jose, our healer.
**[07:11] ---**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[07:13] ---**
Um, are your wounds okay?
**[07:17] ---**
Wounds?
**[07:19] ---**
Jose, please, help her!
**[07:21] ---**
Um, I think she's okay.
**[07:24] ---**
Whew...
**[07:25] ---**
Hikari!
**[07:27] ---**
I couldn't help myself!
**[07:29] ---**
How could I be so foolish!
**[07:31] ---**
"That's right, we renovated it..."
**[07:31] ---**
I'll show you to your room!
**[07:35] ---**
Yeah. You can break the seal
on your brand-new room.
**[07:38] ---**
Oh, no...
**[07:41] ---**
What's gotten into you?
**[07:43] ---**
I was standing in the wrong spot to see
the embarrassment on her face
**[07:46] ---**
when her clothes flew off...
**[07:48] ---**
You don't worry about first
impressions at all, do you?
**[07:51] ---**
What's gotten into you, Nipa?
**[07:54] ---**
Both of you, I want you to sit down
as you listen to this...
**[07:58] ---**
Whatever it is, say it.
I'm invincible right now.
**[08:02] ---**
They said Takami and Hikari
will be deployed somewhere else.
**[08:08] ---**
Hikari, too?
**[08:10] ---**
They were talking about it
with the commander...
**[08:13] ---**
It hurts so much...
**[08:14] ---**
Hikari is my heart's only oasis!
**[08:18] ---**
Let me ask, are you sure about it?
**[08:21] ---**
Yeah. The Karibuchi Sisters and I will be
deployed to different countries, they said.
**[08:25] ---**
Nipa!
**[08:27] ---**
"We can't lie about our
numbers without them..."
**[08:27] ---**
"I'm half-joking..."
**[08:27] ---**
I think the reason is they can't let an ace
like Takami just do nothing all day.
**[08:31] ---**
--Spin, spin, spin, spin...
**[08:31] ---**
--What if we hang you up in the air so
your bad luck attracts the Neuroi?
--Spin, spin, spin, spin...
**[08:35] ---**
That's the option of last resort.
**[08:37] ---**
Kanno?
**[08:39] ---**
Huh? Kanno!
**[08:41] ---**
Why are you doing this?
**[08:43] ---**
Because Takami and Hikari are leaving!
**[08:46] ---**
Where did you hear that?
**[08:47] ---**
Don't change the subject!
**[08:49] ---**
We can't lose a single member of the 502nd!
**[08:53] ---**
We're comrades!
**[08:55] ---**
No, we're family!
**[08:58] ---**
Um, they're not going anywhere.
**[09:02] ---**
Things turned out differently.
**[09:06] ---**
But Kanno, you really care
about everyone, huh?
**[09:09] ---**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[09:11] ---**
Right, everyone?
**[09:13] ---**
I didn't know you loved us that much!
**[09:16] ---**
What are they doing here?
**[09:17] ---**
I went looking for you to make sure
you didn't do anything rash...
**[09:20] ---**
I heard you were finished
showing them around...
**[09:23] ---**
I saw something nice...
**[09:26] ---**
Kanno!
**[09:27] ---**
"Sorry, I jumped to conclusions..."
**[09:28] ---**
And that's how it is.
**[09:31] ---**
You...!
**[09:32] ---**
Let's have a welcome party for Takami, then!
**[09:35] ---**
"Bzzzt!"
**[09:37] ---**
--No!
--Neuroi!
**[09:38] ---**
One made it through the winter storms...
**[09:41] ---**
They sent us a welcome Neuroi!
**[09:43] ---**
I see. This really is the front lines, huh?
**[09:47] ---**
My dream of fighting alongside
my sister is finally coming true!
**[09:50] ---**
Yes.
**[09:51] ---**
Now, 502nd, take off!
**[09:55] ---**
Roger!
**[09:58] ---**
Hey, Hikari.
**[10:00] ---**
You're lucky your first battle
is beside Takami, huh?
**[10:02] ---**
Yes!
**[10:03] ---**
My first actual fight and
I'm by my sister's side!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
This is our last episode,
**[11:48] ---**
and today we'll talk about
these two from the 502nd!
**[11:53] ---**
First, Sasha, AKA
Aleksandra Ivanovna Pokryshkin.
**[11:59] ---**
She's the 502nd's combat leader,
**[12:03] ---**
and is from Orussia,
where St. Petersburg is.
**[12:06] ---**
She used to help her father work on
mechanical things when she was little,
**[12:10] ---**
so she's good with machines
and able to repair a Striker Unit.
**[12:16] ---**
She's also a great office worker,
and Commander Rall really counts on her.
**[12:24] ---**
And next is the commander
of the 502nd, Gundula Rall.
**[12:31] ---**
She's from Karlsland, and has the
3rd-place world record for Neuroi kills!
**[12:38] ---**
She's an ultra ace!
**[12:41] ---**
She's also a very talented commander,
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and is respected not only
by the witches under her,
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but by the military's generals
and many other witches!
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Commander Mina of the 501st
is her rival and best friend!
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It'd be fun to see a
conversation between them,
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where they both strive to get
the other to be their best!
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Witches are really, really
wonderful and amazing!
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