# Season 2 - World Witches Take Off!
# E1 - Miyafuji, Are You Making a Movie?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXPJ35/miyafuji-are-you-making-a-movie)
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1945.
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The 501st Joint Fighter Wing "Strike
Witches" become famous for stopping
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the Neuroi's supposedly-impossible
attack across the Rhine.
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I'm Miyafuji Yoshika, I'm one of them!
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Cut!
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You're too stiff.
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I'm not ready to make a movie!
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Can't I refuse?
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"Miyafuji, Are You Making a Movie?"
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They specifically gave
you this mission because
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you're a hero who can inspire Fusou.
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What do I say?
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Just be honest about your career.
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Honest?
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Hello.
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I'm Miyafuji, I became famous
for sitting on the front lines,
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going on trips, and doing chores.
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That part you can lie about!
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Fine. I'll put in some narration
to cover it. So just act normal.
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Okay...
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Miyafuji Yoshika is still
fighting on the front lines.
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She battles...
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--Battles...
--I have to redo the laundry for 16 people!
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--I have to redo the laundry for 16 people!
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What you just saw is because there aren't
enough people on the front lines.
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Once the chores are done
it's time for a mission.
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St. Trond base is right on the front lines.
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Two witches remain on standby at all times
to deal with anything that may come...
***SIGN*** "Today's Witches on Standby Erica Hartmann Miyafuji Yoshika"
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Anything may come...
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Um, she says that the battlefield
is a high-stress environment
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and you need to sleep when you can.
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Hartmann!
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Cut!
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Miyafuji, hold the camera for me!
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Um, this is Barkhorn.
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Rules are very important to her.
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And...
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We're comrades and family...
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And she's doing it out of love,
so please don't call the cops!
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You recorded that, huh?
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--What's going on here?
--I guess we'll just cut it in post.
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A camera?
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Miyafuji's holding my pants and hairbrush.
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"Good morning."
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And I'm so cute...
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You're pulling a prank on me when I sleep!
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No.
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You've been smelling me and
licking my hairbrush, haven't you?
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No!
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You see, here's the deal...
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Squad Leader Sakamoto's at the Rhine,
dealing with the Yamato's mess,
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and she asked me to help...
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I see. An idol video.
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No.
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Want some help?
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No!
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You're always such a slacker,
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I can't let you handle anything
important to Miyafuji...
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You're terrible!
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Nobody will remember something so generic.
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What?
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I deal with the media all the time.
I'll show you how it's done.
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First, you need a phrase that's memorable.
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"Miyafuji? I know her.
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She's the girl who went from civilian
to ace pilot and became a hero!"
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Show some rubble to gather pity,
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and show the destruction
wrought by the Neuroi...
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No, your room's just a mess...
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Remember to look up at the
camera with tears in your eyes,
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pleading with the viewer.
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That'll send your views
into the stratosphere.
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And drastically reduce trust in the media...
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My narration idea is better than
all that complicated stuff.
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Show us, then.
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Fine. Here I go!
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"Miyafuji Yoshika's Trails of Glory"
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--That script is so thick!
--Bear witness to the glories of Miyafuji...
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--Oh, time for a mission.
--Let's jump right into this.
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--Just who is Officer Miyafuji?
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--Open the door...
--Just who is Officer Miyafuji?
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Yoshika Miyafuji, born 1929,
on August 18th, in Kamakura.
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Her family runs the Miyafuji Clinic.
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Because of her healing powers,
she was offered a spot in the 501st,
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one of the world's ace fighter units.
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You're good at that, but we can't use it.
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Why?
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You're leaking all her personal information!
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Personal information?
I've never heard that word.
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"This story takes place in 1945!"
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"Fusou Empire Kanagawa Prefecture
Kamakura City Akashi 999."
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Look, that's the address for Miyafuji Clinic.
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I'm telling you it's a bad idea!
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She sacrificed her magic power
to destroy the Neuroi nest
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"She's crying!!"
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that ruled over Europe...
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And she ceased to be a witch!
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--She was supposed to go to the world's
top medical school after that, but...
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--So what problems have you
faced without your magic?
--She was supposed to go to the world's top medical school after that, but...
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"Besides healing"
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--You're asking that now?
--She was supposed to go to the world's
top medical school after that, but...
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I can't use my shields anymore.
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Oh, in combat?
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No, it was handy to keep the grease
from splattering on me when I cooked.
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Oh.
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It's a shame you can't go to medical school
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after all the studying you did, though.
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There's other ways to help
people besides being a doctor.
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Even if all I'm helping with is
the chores, I'm still helping...
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I can see you're upset!
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Oh, sorry.
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"Don't ignore me!!"
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Keep going.
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On her journey to the school
she encountered the Neuroi again...
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In her desire to save others during a
desperate battle, her magic returned...
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And she came back to the 501st!
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We're together again!
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She's a hero if you just
listen to her history.
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"I suddenly realized..."
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Hmm... maybe Miyafuji isn't actually
interested in this project?
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Is this true?
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Yes, because...
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I think everybody who fights
the Neuroi is a hero!
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Miyafuji!
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That's a great line.
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And why don't you want to be in the movie?
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I mean it!
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But if my country views me as a hero,
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"They're actually planning a bronze statue now"
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they'll make a shrine with my name on it!
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We need to show her healing magic.
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I can do that at lunch.
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At lunch?
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Sashimi?
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This is from Gallia! Which means...
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...four to five days have passed
since it was fished.
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Is she planning to get us sick and heal us?
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No!
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Wow! It's like it's alive!
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But how?
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It's amazing, but they
didn't put it in the movie.
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The only other thing we didn't
cover was the 501st itself.
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Nobody else is here, yeah. Where are they?
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Mina's doing some political maneuvering
to get the 501st back together.
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Several others are getting angry lectures
from the local fishing cooperatives
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for bring a battleship into a river.
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Two were sold off to the
Red Pants to pay debts.
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I'm looking at the chart
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and a lot of them are working
off the base coming back late.
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Well, we just need them here
when something happens.
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Couldn't I have gone to school, then?
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No! I've never seen
that face from Miyafuji!
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Actually, everybody's getting together
after this to help promote the movie.
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Really?
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We need everybody together, you know!
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Really?
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You brought the Neuroi here for me?
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I meant the members of the 501st!
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Miyafuji Yoshika will continue
to fight to save others!
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At a time like this?
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Stop the camera!
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"Next Day"
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I got called early in the morning
by Wing Commander Mina that day.
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Morning Barkhorn!
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Morning, Miyafuji.
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"Commander's Office"
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I'm coming in, Commander Mina.
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Come in!
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I need to talk about our future.
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Has the date of the 501st
being reformed been decided?
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Fun days are beginning!
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Yeah, that's right.
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The reformation isn't going well at all...
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I tried my best, but they insist
on bringing Miyafuji back to Fusou.
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Even you can't do it?
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"Ring!"
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There's the call.
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Hello?
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So, what makes you think you
can rip apart our family?
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Sorry. You're right.
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I'll put her on.
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No!
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Hello?
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Yoshika, come home!
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Mom?
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I know you were traumatized by the Neuroi,
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and the newspaper said that the
Neuroi attacked while you were
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on your exchange program and you almost died!
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But you're still...
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Can I tell her the truth?
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Negative.
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Mom!
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The latest medical science shows
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the best way to recover from trauma
is to go right back to the battlefield!
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The latest medical science?
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Yoshika, come home safe!
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I'm a terrible daughter.
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Good job!
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Your studies paid off!
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I'm really sorry!
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But now our family...
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Well, you see...
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We split up and everybody went
back to their old units, right?
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And those units are saying they
don't want to lose those members...
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Just let them whine like usual.
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That's right!
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Then I'll go and persuade
them and pay them back.
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I understand persuading them,
but paying them back?
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During my journey the other day,
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all the members of the 501st
left their units to come help.
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So we caused problems for all those units...
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This isn't good,
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as moving as it is.
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Why?
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It would be much better for the movie
if you said that in front of the camera!
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I'll go get it!
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Are we doing that call again?
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That's a negative.
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"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
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It's Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
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Hello, everybody!
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It's me, the famous Fuso witch
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Miyafuji Yoshika's childhood and
best friend, Yamakawa Michiko!
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In this segment, I'll be introducing you
to the members of the 502nd
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and telling you all about the witches!
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Our theme today is none other than witches!
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"Witches"
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Our world has always had stories
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of strange supernatural creatures
that threaten our peaceful lives.
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But one day, people appeared who
could fight them, people with magic.
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Most of them were young women.
Especially young girls.
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People began to call them witches.
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The witches have used their power to
protect the people from these monsters,
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just like how they fight the Neuroi today.
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So of course, all the witches
are talented and kind people.
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Yoshika is no different!
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Witches are amazing and great!
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"Petersburg 502nd Joint Fighter Wing"
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It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika.
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Next time we'll be meeting the 502nd
Joint Fighter Wing, the Brave Witches.
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The hero will be Karibuchi Hikari!
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I've never met her,
and I wonder what she's like.
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"Next time:
Hikari, You're Taking a Test?"
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Next time: "Hikari, You're Taking a Test?"
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This time, World Witches is actually taking off?
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# E2 - Hikari, You're Taking a Test?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKQ25W/hikari-youre-taking-a-test)
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**[01:30] ---**
I'm Karibuchi Hikari!
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"Hikari, You're Taking a Test?"
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An apprentice witch going
to flight training school!
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I train hard every day to be a witch,
but it never goes well!
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But I've got lots and lots of endurance!
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My dream is to be big, like my sister!
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Yes.
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Right now I'm just a dreamer going to school.
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What's wrong?
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They're asking the school to recommend
one student to be sent to war!
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And to go with Officer Karibuchi Takami!
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With my sister!
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Yeah, there's a test to
decide who gets to go.
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"Notice"
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This is what I've been dreaming of!
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All that running I did after
I found out that it's a
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soldier's job to run is about to pay off!
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I don't need any endurance for this!
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"Test Contents: Striker Unit Race"
"No Army Has Ever Had
an Endurance Test to Join It"
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Magic power output? I need to train!
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I'll never get another chance
to be deployed with my sister!
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"Hikari, what about class?"
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This is my chance to be
a hero like my sister!
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"Sasebo's Hero Takami
Welcome Home Fair Movie Debut"
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But whenever I see how the locals treat her...
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She's less like a hero and
more like a local mascot.
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It really kills my drive.
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"Training Crossing the Sea"
"Hehehe Hehehe"
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My sister trained by putting
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magic power under her feet
and walking across the sea.
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If I can do this, that test'll be a snap!
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I do it every day and have never
made it to the other side.
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But I'll keep doing it, even if I sink...
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Um, you're the witch who jumps
into the river every day?
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You're making the fish run away
and the fishermen are all mad.
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If I do it here...
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Right! I need to make the
training harder anyway!
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This is it!
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I'll add weight!
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It's heavy enough that I won't float.
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Okay, time to go.
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"I got a lecture on the importance of life."
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She's drowning herself!
That girl's trying to drown herself!
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I need to find another place!
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Here! A mud puddle!
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It's efficient, and I run the
risk of getting muddy if I fail!
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Yes! This is it!
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Hikari!
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There you are!
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Sister!
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Huh?
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Well...
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Did you hear about the test?
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Yes. The place I'm going
is pretty far away, though.
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Where are you being assigned?
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The 502nd in St. Petersburg.
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They're sending me a risk assessment later.
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Kanno's there. She was my partner.
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I see!
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She's a tomboy who likes to fight,
and a violent "Yankee" girl!
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[Note: A Yankee is a Japanese word
for a tough or thug]
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A Yankee?
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She has a Fuso name but she's from Liberion!
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Oh, you mean she's a thug.
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Is that okay?
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She seems scary at first glance,
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--but she always thinks of
the people around her.
**[04:22] ---**
--You wanna piece of me?
--but she always thinks of
the people around her.
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--You want to fight? Come on!
--but she always thinks of
the people around her.
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--You want to fight? Come on!
--She's very cute!
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I see! A mild Yankee!
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Yup!
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Sis, I wanna go to Europe! Teach me, okay?
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Okay, Hikari!
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"St. Petersburg 502nd Joint Fighter Wing"
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Squad Leader Rall says her
old wounds are acting up,
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and so she made me fill out the risk
assessment to telegraph to Takami.
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Risks around here, huh?
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The Neuroi are nice enough to actually
attack. So we don't need to list them.
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I should introduce her to
our dangerous personnel.
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Working hard?
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Nipa?
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I brought some tea,
so why not take a break--
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Hot! Hot! Hot...
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Dangerous person #1: Nikka
Edvardine Katajainen.
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AKA Nipa.
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Her powers are bad luck and big tits.
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Help me! Come on!
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My luck is bad...
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And amazing self-healing powers.
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Don't write that, Kanno.
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Hey, working hard I see!
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Krupinski!
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Look at you, Nipa.
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Thank you! Looking at you
makes the tea taste good.
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Don't stare at my misery!
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No, she's staring at your boobs.
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Hey, can I write something?
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Okay, I guess.
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Huh? I don't see the pen.
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Where is it?
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Seriously?
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Nipa, I love you!
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Did I drop it?
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You lifted it!
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What's wrong?
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Oh, no. I bought a camera.
Why don't I have it with me?
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Dangerous person #2. Krupinski.
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Her power is her pervertedness.
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Okay. You two are the only dangerous people.
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How awful!
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Naoe thinks I'm special. How nice.
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Shut up.
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Kanno, show me what you wrote.
**[06:21] ---**
Sure, but I'm not rewriting it.
**[06:24] ---**
"Dear Takami
Petersburg Risk Assessment"
**[06:24] ---**
Her handwriting's gorgeous!
**[06:27] ---**
If her handwriting's that cute,
she must be a pure girl at heart!
**[06:31] ---**
Naoe, you're the cutest!
**[06:34] ---**
What's your problem?!
**[06:36] ---**
"Back to the Karibuchi family,
on the day of the test"
**[06:39] ---**
Thank you for staying up all
night to practice with me!
**[06:42] ---**
No, it's for my own sake, too!
**[06:44] ---**
Sorry if I fail.
**[06:47] ---**
Hikari, when you're worried
you need to use visualization.
**[06:50] ---**
Try to see in your mind the
two of us fighting together...
**[06:54] ---**
I see.
**[07:00] ---**
We just made it!
**[07:02] ---**
I'll go get to work.
**[07:04] ---**
Okay!
**[07:06] ---**
So you really want to go to Europe, failure?
**[07:10] ---**
You're...
**[07:11] ---**
"Misumi Miya (Age 14) The School's
Best Student and Her Opponent Today"
**[07:11] ---**
Don't get in the way of my dream:
standing alongside officer Takami!
**[07:17] ---**
You're trying to tear apart
me and my sister, huh?
**[07:20] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[07:23] ---**
I won't lose today!
**[07:25] ---**
Let's head to the track.
You can whine on the way.
**[07:28] ---**
What?
**[07:30] ---**
I'm gonna beat you bad. So get ready!
**[07:34] ---**
Her eyes are so powerful!
**[07:36] ---**
Is this...?
**[07:37] ---**
Your eyes are bloodshot.
**[07:38] ---**
Were you too nervous to sleep well,
and ended up oversleeping?
**[07:40] ---**
N-No!
**[07:44] ---**
There're so many people at the racetrack!
**[07:47] ---**
There's not much to do out here in
the country. That's just how it goes.
**[07:50] ---**
Good luck, Hikari!
**[07:52] ---**
Thanks!
**[07:53] ---**
Officer Takami's cheering
for you. I'm jealous.
**[07:57] ---**
And those guys who're screaming,
are they your relatives?
**[08:01] ---**
No.
**[08:03] ---**
"Fuso's First Sister Ace Team!!"
**[08:03] ---**
They're the local shop owners.
They smell money.
**[08:07] ---**
"And the race finally begins!!"
**[08:08] ---**
Race around the carrier out at sea and back.
**[08:12] ---**
If you can't make it back by
the specified time, you fail!
**[08:15] ---**
Now put on your Striker Unit and go!
**[08:21] ---**
A typhoon!
**[08:22] ---**
What awful timing!
**[08:24] ---**
Hurry! The test's started.
**[08:27] ---**
Hurry!
**[08:30] ---**
Since we lost the Striker Units,
we're changing the test.
**[08:35] ---**
To what?
**[08:36] ---**
Want to walk on water?
**[08:39] ---**
Zuh-zah!
**[08:40] ---**
Misumi!
**[08:41] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:43] ---**
Um, I saw my gun wash up on the rocks.
**[08:47] ---**
And my no-waste mentality caused
my body to move on its own.
**[08:49] ---**
Oh! I understand that!
**[08:52] ---**
One!
**[08:53] ---**
Two!
**[08:54] ---**
Three!
**[08:56] ---**
Yes! I walked on water!
**[08:58] ---**
Now I just need to land on
the pier like we always did!
**[09:01] ---**
I never got to actually practice landing,
so I don't know how to do it!
**[09:07] ---**
"Misumi's shield saved them"
**[09:07] ---**
Thanks for the shield, Misumi!
**[09:11] ---**
Um, thanks for saving me!
**[09:14] ---**
No, it's fun.
**[09:16] ---**
I had the wrong idea about you.
**[09:18] ---**
Aww, that's so mean.
**[09:20] ---**
"They both failed the test for going MIA."
**[09:21] ---**
Karibuchi, do it again!
**[09:23] ---**
I can't!
**[09:26] ---**
"The next day."
**[09:27] ---**
Telegram!
**[09:29] ---**
"Karibuchi Hikari You are ordered to
prepare for deployment to Europe"
**[09:29] ---**
Hikari, you passed!
**[09:32] ---**
Passed? Me?
**[09:34] ---**
But why me?
**[09:37] ---**
Looks like somebody recommended you.
**[09:39] ---**
"Day of Her Leaving"
**[09:40] ---**
Do your best over there!
**[09:42] ---**
Misumi, did you recommend me?
**[09:47] ---**
I would never do that!
**[09:49] ---**
She's a terrible liar.
**[09:51] ---**
But who else?
**[09:53] ---**
You can do it, Hikari!
**[09:53] ---**
"Now Working on a Plan to Promote
the Sasebo Ace Sisters!!
Sasebo Merchant Association"
**[09:55] ---**
Both of you be aces!
**[09:57] ---**
The Merchant Association
recommended me for money?
**[10:01] ---**
I'm just supposed to stand next to my sister!
**[10:04] ---**
No!
**[10:04] ---**
I did it! I recommended you!
**[10:07] ---**
Time to go!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:45] ---**
"502nd Joint Fighter Wing Brave Witches"
**[11:45] ---**
Today I'll be telling you about the
502nd Joint Fighter Wing, Brave Witches!
**[11:53] ---**
They're another dream team formed
by aces from around the world.
**[11:58] ---**
Their base is in St. Petersburg,
at the west end of Orussia,
**[12:01] ---**
and they fight the Neuroi every day!
**[12:04] ---**
And leading this unit is an ultra ace,
highly trusted by her subordinates,
**[12:11] ---**
who holds the #3 record for Neuroi kills!
**[12:17] ---**
Beneath her is a highly-decorated officer
who's achieved great glory in battle,
**[12:22] ---**
Karlsland's super ace, called the "Count"
for her kindness and noble bearing.
**[12:27] ---**
A young Fuso ace, gallant in
battle against the Neuroi,
**[12:30] ---**
but also a quiet girl who reads literature!
**[12:35] ---**
They're all super-talented people!
**[12:39] ---**
They're said to be almost
as good as the 501st!
**[12:45] ---**
Fuso's famous Hero of Sasebo,
Karibuchi Takami, is going to join them, too!
**[12:50] ---**
Then they'll be unstoppable!
**[12:54] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:02] ---**
It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
**[13:04] ---**
Next episode, we're back to the 501st!
**[13:08] ---**
They're all going to Gallia, I guess.
**[13:10] ---**
Is there someone there?
**[13:13] ---**
Next time: "501st, You're Paying Them Back?"
**[13:13] ---**
"501st, You're Paying Them Back?"
**[13:18] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:23] ---**
**[13:25] ---**
# E3 - 501st, You're Paying Them Back?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU02P32/501st-youre-paying-them-back)
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**[01:30] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
Military PR is making a movie,
with me as the star!
**[01:37] ---**
Barkhorn's the director!
I'm sure she'll do great!
**[01:40] ---**
But I am a little worried...
**[01:42] ---**
"I didn't have to make another call..."
**[01:42] ---**
Cut!
**[01:43] ---**
"I didn't have to make another call..."
"501st, You're Paying Them Back?"
**[01:44] ---**
That's some good footage.
**[01:45] ---**
Hey, if we're paying people back,
why not start with Perrine's place?
**[01:48] ---**
"I didn't have to make another call..."
**[01:49] ---**
She needs to get the finances for that orphanage
in order before she can come back.
**[01:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:54] ---**
It's weird to think of Perrine
acting as a mom, though.
**[01:57] ---**
Does that make Lynne a mom?
**[02:00] ---**
Sakamoto was going there all the time.
**[02:02] ---**
Wouldn't she be the dad?
**[02:04] ---**
"Mina and Perrine are rivals in love"
**[02:04] ---**
Definitely starting with Perrine, then.
**[02:07] ---**
She was just asking me to bring something
to help with the reconstruction.
**[02:07] ---**
"Jeez..."
**[02:12] ---**
That's right. She was asking for
your sister's help with something.
**[02:15] ---**
I'll set up the appointments.
**[02:18] ---**
We're going outside? Why?
**[02:21] ---**
Perrine heard about what
they did for you back home,
**[02:24] ---**
and thought it'd make a great
symbol of the reconstruction.
**[02:26] ---**
It's huge! What is it?
**[02:28] ---**
It's something that they're
going to be making all over!
**[02:32] ---**
Witch panels for tourists!
**[02:34] ---**
That's what they did for me to Kamukura!
**[02:37] ---**
That's cultural pollution and it'll be my fault!
**[02:40] ---**
Well, if it helps pay back Perrine...
**[02:43] ---**
Perrine didn't really remember
what it was when she asked.
**[02:47] ---**
Recently, most of these things have
the faces cut out! I need to cut it out!
**[02:53] ---**
Why don't we just send them directly?
**[02:55] ---**
Shipping costs!
**[02:56] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:58] ---**
Don't stop me!
**[02:59] ---**
I need to do this!
**[03:01] ---**
You hate Mio so much?
**[03:04] ---**
I see.
**[03:05] ---**
As military women, we need to
keep up with the latest trends.
**[03:08] ---**
It's bad for my heart
to watch, so I'll do it.
**[03:12] ---**
It's rough to do this from the front.
**[03:14] ---**
Shall we do it from the back?
**[03:16] ---**
Miyafuji, we need to talk.
**[03:19] ---**
Mio, what are you doing here?
**[03:23] ---**
She passed out!
**[03:24] ---**
This is our chance! Trude, these panels
are heavy, so you do it!
**[03:28] ---**
But what do you want me to do?
**[03:30] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[03:33] ---**
It's a scary creature!
**[03:35] ---**
I'll get you for this later...
**[03:36] ---**
--I'll get you for this!
**[03:38] ---**
--Barkhorn flew into the sky!
--I'll get you for this!
**[03:39] ---**
Come back to Earth! Don't help her!
**[03:42] ---**
"No fair..."
**[03:43] ---**
Let's all pretend this never happened.
**[03:45] ---**
So, which units are you going to?
**[03:48] ---**
I've got a file with the names
of all the Witches who helped us.
**[03:52] ---**
If I follow you, it's sure
to make a great movie.
**[03:56] ---**
If you're going, I'm going.
**[03:59] ---**
Hey, this isn't a pleasure trip.
**[04:01] ---**
It's a matter of survival!
**[04:03] ---**
If you two leave, only Mina
will be left to do the cooking!
**[04:07] ---**
"Witch Check File"
**[04:07] ---**
This is the file!
**[04:09] ---**
You've even got it bookmarked.
**[04:11] ---**
Are you trying to make it look
more organized than it is?
**[04:13] ---**
No.
**[04:14] ---**
Um, so... As for where we're going...
**[04:16] ---**
The Noble Witches B-Unit,
and the Red Pants,
**[04:20] ---**
took out the Neuroi near
the medical school.
**[04:23] ---**
The Brave Witches, who sent us Eila
and Sanya, are in a harsh war zone.
**[04:27] ---**
At this point, nobody knew
that this journey would unravel
**[04:31] ---**
the fraudulent Neuroi accounting that
all the units were participating in.
**[04:35] ---**
Don't add weird narration!
**[04:37] ---**
But we need to start with Lynne's group.
**[04:37] ---**
"Witch Check File"
**[04:41] ---**
You're so noble.
**[04:44] ---**
I'll go wake up Mina!
**[04:48] ---**
You dropped something.
**[04:49] ---**
"501st Shirley - Top Grade"
"504th Luciana - Excellent"
"506th B Geena Preddy - Excellent (Beautiful)" "502nd Nikka E Katajainen - Top Grade"
**[04:51] ---**
"Witch Check File"
**[04:51] ---**
I can't want to meet the other Witches.
**[04:56] ---**
We're taking so many supplies to
Perrine that we have to go by land.
**[05:01] ---**
It helped us hide that panel.
**[05:04] ---**
I need to talk to you
about something important.
**[05:07] ---**
Yes?
**[05:08] ---**
I haven't told them about the
501st coming back together.
**[05:12] ---**
It'll make for a better movie
if Miyafuji tells them.
**[05:17] ---**
We'll catch them by surprise!
**[05:19] ---**
But if we're telling them
something so important,
**[05:22] ---**
we don't have to leave this
early in the morning...
**[05:24] ---**
This kind of ties into that...
**[05:27] ---**
They may not be able to come back.
**[05:32] ---**
Again?
**[05:34] ---**
The reason you're leaving early
is because they're too busy,
**[05:37] ---**
and they may not be able
to help with the 501st.
**[05:42] ---**
Oh, no!
**[05:43] ---**
So I want you to tell me
if there's any chance.
**[05:47] ---**
Me?
**[05:49] ---**
If it's too hard,
do you want to stay here?
**[05:52] ---**
No. Even if they can't come back,
**[05:54] ---**
I still want to see their happy faces
when we deliver all these supplies.
**[05:57] ---**
Miyafuji!
**[05:58] ---**
You have such a pure and beautiful heart!
**[06:01] ---**
Unlike that file from yesterday.
**[06:04] ---**
Miyafuji's so cute. If we can't make a
video of the 501st coming back together,
**[06:08] ---**
maybe we can make an idol video.
**[06:10] ---**
Your eyes are rotten, Trude!
**[06:13] ---**
Good morning!
**[06:14] ---**
I brought supplies!
**[06:16] ---**
Oh, welcome!
**[06:18] ---**
You've got a camera out already?
**[06:20] ---**
Missing a scene is a sin!
**[06:22] ---**
Thank you, Yoshika!
**[06:24] ---**
Give me a hug, Lynne!
**[06:27] ---**
Why?
**[06:28] ---**
They don't do hugs in Fuso movies, so I can't.
**[06:29] ---**
"She's mentioning it now so she
doesn't have to mention it later"
**[06:33] ---**
Miyafuji, ask her about the 501st.
**[06:36] ---**
Okay.
**[06:37] ---**
Um, Hartmann, where's that panel?
**[06:43] ---**
Why did you do this?
**[06:45] ---**
L-Let me explain!
**[06:47] ---**
It's the centerpiece of your tourism,
so I wanted it to be in the latest style...
**[06:50] ---**
The latest style...
**[06:53] ---**
She's close to convinced!
Just a little more!
**[06:55] ---**
Okay! I knew this was coming
and got a plan ready...
**[06:57] ---**
I should've asked first, right!
I need to apologize!
**[07:01] ---**
And...
**[07:02] ---**
Sorry!
**[07:05] ---**
How dare you...?
**[07:05] ---**
"Say this line to bring
the 501st back together!!"
**[07:06] ---**
There're words on the back!
**[07:08] ---**
She wants me to read them?
**[07:10] ---**
"Perrine, forget that. Let's talk about
the next step for our relationship."
**[07:17] ---**
It's working!
**[07:18] ---**
Perrine, there might be kids watching!
**[07:20] ---**
You can't deceive me
with something like that.
**[07:25] ---**
You're brutal, Yoshika.
**[07:27] ---**
Don't blame me! Blame
the assistant director!
**[07:30] ---**
Let's unload the supplies.
**[07:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:34] ---**
I'll come up with a
place to put the panel.
**[07:38] ---**
Okay. That'll do it.
**[07:41] ---**
Thank you!
**[07:43] ---**
Judge Miyafuji,
it's time to make the call.
**[07:46] ---**
O-Okay.
**[07:48] ---**
Tell me, what do you do when
you're taking care of the kids?
**[07:51] ---**
I help them study, or get in the bath
with them to raise the water level.
**[07:57] ---**
It's all kids here, so the amount of chores
isn't that different from the 501st!
**[08:01] ---**
It's impossible!
**[08:03] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:05] ---**
Perrine's working so hard, and she was
looking forward to that panel, and I...
**[08:09] ---**
Yeah, let's apologize.
**[08:13] ---**
There she is! Perrine...
**[08:18] ---**
I was just trying to see what
the latest trend was for myself...
**[08:22] ---**
Oh, yeah?
**[08:23] ---**
Take your face out of
the panel before you talk.
**[08:27] ---**
I don't think I can ask
them to do any more work.
**[08:33] ---**
There must be some way...
**[08:36] ---**
She said no, and you're
still running the camera.
**[08:38] ---**
I believe...
**[08:40] ---**
Miyafuji's created miracles!
**[08:43] ---**
She'll be able to find a way to do
both child-raising and warfighting!
**[08:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:48] ---**
Because of Miyafuji, I was able to
combine warfighting and slacking off!
**[08:52] ---**
Don't think that if you
say it with a happy smile,
**[08:54] ---**
you'll be able to get
away with it from now on!
**[08:56] ---**
What's with them?
**[09:00] ---**
I think they're asking about
bringing the 501st back together.
**[09:04] ---**
The 501st? I can't wait!
**[09:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:07] ---**
That's why we worked through
this hellish schedule!
**[09:12] ---**
But why are they running
a camera and whispering?
**[09:15] ---**
They're just trying to make it a surprise.
**[09:18] ---**
I've made my decision.
**[09:20] ---**
We won't ask them to come back.
**[09:23] ---**
*Why*?
**[09:25] ---**
Miyafuji's always made the
impossible possible, but now...
**[09:28] ---**
I can't give up!
**[09:31] ---**
I know you're busy helping raise the kids,
**[09:33] ---**
but I'll help, so come back!
**[09:36] ---**
Okay.
**[09:38] ---**
That was the plan.
**[09:40] ---**
No fair!
**[09:41] ---**
You're ruining my joy.
**[09:43] ---**
And you're ruining ours!
**[09:46] ---**
B-But really, don't work too hard.
**[09:48] ---**
I'll help as much as I can.
**[09:51] ---**
Okay, thanks!
**[09:53] ---**
I'll start by doing what
Lynne talked about.
**[09:57] ---**
That face...
**[09:59] ---**
You said you get in baths with the kids?
**[10:01] ---**
Lynne, let's take a bath together today.
**[10:08] ---**
One down.
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:45] ---**
Today I'll explain how magic power works!
**[11:45] ---**
"Magic Power"
**[11:51] ---**
This is a special power
that all witches have.
**[11:56] ---**
It's the power that's most effective
against ancient monsters, and modern Neuroi!
**[12:04] ---**
This magic power actually uses the power
of "familiars," which are animal spirits.
**[12:11] ---**
That's why you get the ears and tail of
a familiar when you use your magic power.
**[12:17] ---**
Yoshika's familiar is a Mameshiba!
**[12:22] ---**
But magic power isn't
that strong on its own,
**[12:27] ---**
and the most you could do is summon
shields or fly on a broom for a little.
**[12:33] ---**
But in the 17th century, a way to amplify
it with machines was discovered,
**[12:38] ---**
giving it vastly more power than before.
**[12:43] ---**
Because of that, Witches are going to
be more and more important in society!
**[12:50] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[12:58] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[13:00] ---**
The Karibuchi sisters have
set off for Eastern Europe.
**[13:05] ---**
What kind of people will she find
at her destination, the 502nd?
**[13:12] ---**
Next time: Introducing the 502nd?
**[13:12] ---**
"Next time:
Introducing the 502nd?"
**[13:16] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:20] ---**
**[13:23] ---**
# E4 - Introducing the 502nd?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNDQW2/introducing-the-502nd)
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**[01:30] ---**
"Introducing the 502nd?"
**[01:33] ---**
I've been looking for you, Kanno.
**[01:36] ---**
This is Sasha.
**[01:37] ---**
Our combat commander and
administrative officer.
**[01:40] ---**
I need help with something.
**[01:42] ---**
What, you didn't come here to train?
**[01:46] ---**
I'd love to,
**[01:48] ---**
but until Commander Rall starts doing
her paperwork, I won't have time.
**[01:52] ---**
She's got it rough.
**[01:54] ---**
I'm even handling the expense budget!
**[01:57] ---**
I see. Wait till I hit a stopping point.
**[02:01] ---**
Her magic gives her perfect visual memory,
**[02:04] ---**
so she never forgets what she sees.
That makes her perfect for cleric work,
**[02:06] ---**
but that doesn't mean the commander
should make her do it all.
**[02:09] ---**
...40 yen.
**[02:11] ---**
...50 yen.
**[02:12] ---**
...60 yen.
**[02:13] ---**
I can't concentrate!
**[02:14] ---**
Sorry!
**[02:16] ---**
I just spend every day
thinking about the budget...
**[02:19] ---**
Don't spend time thinking
about the small stuff.
**[02:22] ---**
The small stuff adds up!
**[02:24] ---**
Okay, sorry.
**[02:26] ---**
Um, Sasha...
**[02:28] ---**
Yes?
**[02:29] ---**
Around 40,000 yen!
**[02:32] ---**
I didn't do it! I got hit with lightning...
**[02:34] ---**
You can lecture us later.
What did you want?
**[02:38] ---**
I wanted you to help clean
out an unused room.
**[02:41] ---**
Oh, yeah, our place is a mess.
**[02:44] ---**
I know we've got to renovate
eventually, but...
**[02:47] ---**
I keep thinking this,
**[02:48] ---**
but those bastards should be spending the
budget at the front bases, not the rear.
**[02:52] ---**
If that's what you think,
**[02:53] ---**
then stop making us waste money on
the Striker Units and guns you break!
**[02:57] ---**
Oh, no! I pulled the
lever to drop her bombs!
**[02:59] ---**
You break so much stuff
during practice that
**[03:02] ---**
cutting the budget won't do it anymore...
**[03:04] ---**
Hey, where do you usually
get the money from?
**[03:08] ---**
Well, different things...
**[03:10] ---**
I'm asking what things they are.
**[03:13] ---**
Different things! Right, got it!
**[03:16] ---**
Okay. I'll do the cleaning.
**[03:19] ---**
Thanks.
**[03:20] ---**
Good luck, Nipa.
**[03:23] ---**
You're not going to help, Kanno?
**[03:25] ---**
If you're doing it, I don't need to.
**[03:27] ---**
--I'm here to fight the Neuroi, not...
**[03:30] ---**
--That room is for Karibuchi.
--I'm here to fight the Neuroi, not...
**[03:32] ---**
Off we go! Cleaning time, bastards!
**[03:35] ---**
That was easy...
**[03:38] ---**
What a mess...
**[03:39] ---**
I don't see dust anywhere,
so there must be a hole somewhere.
**[03:44] ---**
Kanno, why are you standing there?
**[03:48] ---**
If you can walk across it,
the floor must be safe.
**[03:51] ---**
She was making me be a minefield clearer.
**[03:54] ---**
The rug's a mess.
**[03:56] ---**
We'll have to swap it out.
**[03:58] ---**
How did this happen?
**[04:00] ---**
You know how if you leave
a small opening in winter,
**[04:02] ---**
the whole room gets covered in snow?
**[04:05] ---**
It happens all the time.
**[04:07] ---**
It does?!
**[04:08] ---**
Kanno, everyone knows that!
**[04:11] ---**
"Not everyone knows that..."
**[04:11] ---**
This bothers me!
**[04:14] ---**
I'll work on the stove. You clean the windows.
**[04:17] ---**
Got it.
**[04:26] ---**
Sorry!
**[04:27] ---**
I'm glad I got to experience
the misery you feel...
**[04:32] ---**
That's what we call
getting what you deserve.
**[04:35] ---**
--I heard you were cleaning
and came to help!
**[04:36] ---**
--The stove still works.
--I heard you were cleaning
and came to help!
**[04:37] ---**
--I see. I'll take off all
the windows and fix them.
--I heard you were cleaning and came to help!
**[04:38] ---**
--I see. I'll take off all
the windows and fix them.
--Gotta get things ready for our new member!
**[04:41] ---**
Krupinski, fix anything
you see that's wrong.
**[04:44] ---**
You don't care about me,
or maybe you trust me?
**[04:47] ---**
I can't get the window off.
**[04:48] ---**
It corroded and got stuck.
**[04:51] ---**
Okay, I'll force it off...
**[04:53] ---**
Stop!
**[04:55] ---**
I'll do it!
**[04:57] ---**
Check the light bulbs!
**[04:58] ---**
That takes something to stand on, though.
**[05:00] ---**
I'll check the central heating.
**[05:04] ---**
If it's broken, ask Sasha.
She loves to fix machines.
**[05:08] ---**
You're not just making me do the
asking because it'll cost money?
**[05:12] ---**
No. I'm not running from it.
**[05:15] ---**
Nipa and a ladder! A combination
filled with peril!
**[05:21] ---**
Move! I'll do it!
**[05:21] ---**
"I'll hold it..."
**[05:23] ---**
Why?
**[05:25] ---**
"Not fair..."
**[05:25] ---**
The humidity took it out.
**[05:27] ---**
Just a little more... A little more...
**[05:31] ---**
No, I said we need to replace it.
**[05:33] ---**
I saw them!
**[05:35] ---**
Never try to help, you fools!
**[05:37] ---**
Why me, too?
**[05:42] ---**
Okay, that'll do it.
**[05:45] ---**
I hope Takami comes soon!
**[05:48] ---**
"We came to tell her dinner's ready
and saw something awesome"
**[05:48] ---**
So cute!
**[05:49] ---**
I've never seen her smile like that!
**[05:53] ---**
I want to make sure I'm in top form to
keep Karibuchi safe. Give me a massage!
**[05:58] ---**
I want you to keep me safe from disaster,
so I can fight alongside her!
**[06:04] ---**
I'll kill you both!
**[06:10] ---**
It's been a month since I heard
that Karibuchi Takami left Fuso.
**[06:14] ---**
Which means she'll be here tomorrow.
**[06:17] ---**
And things are looking bad for me.
**[06:20] ---**
Adding a person makes the
budget just impossible...
**[06:20] ---**
"We'll have to cut back on luxuries..."
**[06:23] ---**
I've got a present for you, Sasha.
**[06:26] ---**
This is... a special budget from Fuso!
**[06:29] ---**
She's the face of Fuso.
**[06:32] ---**
We need to keep her environment
in top shape to get good results.
**[06:35] ---**
Or rather, when I explained that
to Fuso's brass they gave us money.
**[06:39] ---**
Is it worth crying over?
**[06:42] ---**
We're reduced to living
off money from threats!
**[06:46] ---**
I'm glad I was able to be useful...
**[06:48] ---**
I can't take--
**[06:49] ---**
"ring ring ring"
**[06:51] ---**
Yes?
**[06:52] ---**
This is acting commander Pokryshkin.
**[06:54] ---**
Hello, this is Karibuchi Takami.
**[06:58] ---**
What happened? Is she in Orussia already?
**[07:02] ---**
Well you see, I'm...
**[07:05] ---**
...on a plane back to Fuso!
**[07:09] ---**
If she doesn't come,
we don't get our special budget.
**[07:12] ---**
What do you mean? Explain.
**[07:14] ---**
"It started when she happened
to hear to Hikari at lunchtime..."
**[07:15] ---**
We'll be on the battlefield tomorrow...
**[07:17] ---**
People get hurt out there, right?
**[07:20] ---**
Can I support her in
such a dangerous place?
**[07:24] ---**
I wanted to do something for her...
**[07:24] ---**
"Hikari..."
**[07:28] ---**
If she came here, we could've
trained her safely.
**[07:32] ---**
Watching Nipa will teach you all you
need to know about staying safe.
**[07:36] ---**
--What should I do?
--Rice omelets! A classic Fuso meal!
**[07:39] ---**
--There's no time to train her safely...
--I'll put some ketchup on yours, too!
**[07:43] ---**
--So I need to use shock treatment...
--I'll put some ketchup on yours, too!
**[07:43] ---**
"I love you sister!"
**[07:46] ---**
--If she sees me getting hurt...
--My sister rejected me!
**[07:50] ---**
I'm going to go for an after-lunch run!
**[07:53] ---**
Bye!
**[07:54] ---**
I need to train her to be
ready for bad situations,
**[07:57] ---**
without telling her it's training!
**[07:59] ---**
It's the only way!
**[08:01] ---**
Her after-lunch runs
usually last 40 minutes.
**[08:03] ---**
I need to get ready!
**[08:05] ---**
I'll make her think one of
my old scars broke open...
**[08:08] ---**
Just put some ketchup on the wound...
**[08:11] ---**
It's a glass battle,
so it's not coming out right.
**[08:14] ---**
"Karibuchi Sisters - Second"
**[08:14] ---**
"Karibuchi Sisters - Second"
"Sexy noises are coming from her room!"
**[08:14] ---**
So cold!
**[08:16] ---**
Oh, no! It's all slick and wet...
**[08:19] ---**
No, this is stupid. I should stop.
**[08:23] ---**
If I don't believe in her, who will?
**[08:26] ---**
I need to clean up before she gets back.
**[08:28] ---**
"I couldn't use the deck"
**[08:28] ---**
I'm back!
**[08:29] ---**
Already?
**[08:31] ---**
Sister? Why did you undress...
**[08:35] ---**
No, this is...
**[08:37] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:38] ---**
Oh, no! The hero of Sasebo!
**[08:41] ---**
There's a good explanation!
**[08:43] ---**
Sergeant, give me the good explanation!
**[08:45] ---**
"Translation: I think her wounds
from the famous Battle of Libau opened"
**[08:50] ---**
I'm really fine!
**[08:52] ---**
"Translation: They taught me at school
not to believe an injured person
if they say they're fine..."
**[08:55] ---**
Watch, it'll come right off!
**[08:59] ---**
It's sticky and it's not coming off!
**[09:01] ---**
Don't rub it!
**[09:03] ---**
I need to help!
**[09:05] ---**
Like I'll be doing on the front lines!
**[09:07] ---**
That's what I wanted, but wait!
**[09:10] ---**
Please, listen to me!
**[09:12] ---**
No! I don't want to
hear your last request!
**[09:15] ---**
Take care of her!
**[09:17] ---**
Come back!
**[09:18] ---**
Command's ordered you to
come back, just in case!
**[09:21] ---**
No! Hikari!
**[09:25] ---**
And that's what happened.
**[09:27] ---**
That's ridiculous.
**[09:28] ---**
If you're fine, can't you just come back?
**[09:31] ---**
Well, I told them the nurse
I was with treated me,
**[09:35] ---**
but my superiors want
me examined back home.
**[09:38] ---**
We'll wait till you get back.
**[09:40] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:42] ---**
Um, without you we're
going to have problems...
**[09:45] ---**
--Don't worry! I can get money other ways...
**[09:46] ---**
--I meant with the war against the Neuroi...
--Don't worry! I can get money other ways...
**[09:48] ---**
No, sorry!
**[09:50] ---**
We have a bigger problem than
the money or the Neuroi.
**[09:54] ---**
A big problem, yeah.
**[09:57] ---**
Hey, Nipa. Takami's coming
tomorrow. Let's have a party.
**[10:01] ---**
Okay!
**[10:02] ---**
We can all get in a big circle!
**[10:04] ---**
You're all excited, huh?
**[10:05] ---**
'Cause we finally get to fight together!
**[10:07] ---**
--Yeah, I can't.
--I hope she'll be here soon!
**[10:08] ---**
--Let's give up.
--I hope she'll be here soon!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Class!
**[11:45] ---**
This time, I'll be introducing these two,
**[11:49] ---**
who are on their way to
St. Petersburg from Fuso!
**[11:53] ---**
First, Karibuchi Takami!
**[11:56] ---**
She's a soldier in the Fuso Navy,
**[11:58] ---**
and one of the heroes who
survived the retreat from Libau.
**[12:03] ---**
She's so famous that they made a movie
off her, called *The Wings of Libau*.
**[12:11] ---**
She was later badly injured
in battle against the Neuroi,
**[12:15] ---**
but came back to the battlefield
with a will made of steel!
**[12:17] ---**
Now, she's back to the front lines!
**[12:22] ---**
I can't wait to see what she's
got in store for us, can you?
**[12:28] ---**
Next is... Karibuchi Hikari...?
**[12:32] ---**
Oh, it looks like she's
Karibuchi Takami's sister!
**[12:38] ---**
But she was just sent from her
training school in Sasebo to Europe.
**[12:42] ---**
And she hasn't really done much
of anything special so far.
**[12:46] ---**
But supposedly she's the new hero of
Sasebo, and newest star of the Fuso witches!
**[12:51] ---**
So keep an eye on her!
**[12:53] ---**
Let's hope she lives up
to her sister's reputation!
**[13:01] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:10] ---**
It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
**[13:12] ---**
Looks like the members of the 501st
are on their way to Venezia!
**[13:16] ---**
I'm a little jealous of how
much they get to travel!
**[13:21] ---**
Next time: "501st, You're
Seeing Through the Lies?"
**[13:21] ---**
"Next time:
501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?"
**[13:26] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:31] ---**
**[13:33] ---**
# E5 - 501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV75XX/501st-youre-seeing-through-the-lies)
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**[01:31] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
I went to visit Perrine and
Lynne for the movie filming.
**[01:37] ---**
I'd heard they might not be able to
come back to the unit, but it was okay!
**[01:43] ---**
"501st, You're Seeing Through the Lies?"
**[01:43] ---**
They'll be on reduced hours,
but they're coming back.
**[01:48] ---**
Great!
**[01:49] ---**
So, I need to tell you something
about the other members coming back.
**[01:54] ---**
Déjà vu!
**[01:55] ---**
No!
**[01:57] ---**
I got word from Shirley in Venezia!
**[01:59] ---**
Sorry!
**[02:01] ---**
It's a tourist spot.
Does she want to stay more?
**[02:04] ---**
She says she can't bear to be there
any longer and wants to come home.
**[02:11] ---**
Their mission there is to
**[02:12] ---**
handle the clean-up after that army
of Neuroi attacked Venezia, right?
**[02:17] ---**
That's finished.
**[02:19] ---**
So I don't know what's going on.
**[02:21] ---**
Something that would make that wild
child and beast want to come home?
**[02:26] ---**
They made up a bunch of lies about
their war victories in order to
**[02:30] ---**
justify all the expense reports
they filed on their vacation,
**[02:32] ---**
and now their conscience is killing them?
**[02:36] ---**
Trude, that's not funny!
**[02:38] ---**
That's inappropriate!
**[02:39] ---**
You shouldn't say that!
**[02:40] ---**
Sorry...
**[02:42] ---**
"One hour ago, in Venezia"
**[02:44] ---**
What do we do today?
**[02:46] ---**
Mina won't pay for unnecessary expenses,
**[02:49] ---**
so it's time for yet another real vacation!
**[02:52] ---**
Yes. Nothing happens at all.
**[02:56] ---**
That's a real vacation!
**[02:58] ---**
But I can't keep it up anymore...
**[03:01] ---**
When you get bored, this is really hard!
**[03:03] ---**
Right?
**[03:04] ---**
"Flying Officer
Fernandia Malvezzi"
**[03:05] ---**
There you are!
**[03:06] ---**
Commander Fer!
**[03:07] ---**
I'm glad you didn't run away.
**[03:09] ---**
What's up?
**[03:11] ---**
I just got this newspaper.
**[03:13] ---**
"The Red Pants and Two Members
of the 501st Save Venezia from the
Neuroi Without Anyone Knowing!"
**[03:13] ---**
The lie we told to justify our expense
reports ended up in the paper!
**[03:17] ---**
If you've got the whole town thanking you
when you didn't actually do anything,
**[03:20] ---**
of course you'll want to go home!
**[03:23] ---**
My conscience is making my stomach hurt...
**[03:25] ---**
Well, all the thanks should
make us work harder, right?
**[03:28] ---**
And look at this!
**[03:28] ---**
"A thank-you ceremony is happening soon!
Yeager, Lucchini and the Red Pants
will be giving a talk."
**[03:31] ---**
Um, Mina, we finished our
mission and we're coming home.
**[03:35] ---**
I can't wait to get my next mission!
**[03:37] ---**
Yeah, give it to me now!
**[03:38] ---**
You're not getting away!
**[03:40] ---**
No! Send me back to St. Trond!
**[03:42] ---**
My heart hurts so bad!
**[03:44] ---**
Hang up the phone!
**[03:48] ---**
If we must endure, there's
only one thing left to do...
**[03:51] ---**
Yes, only one thing!
**[03:54] ---**
We're heading to rescue Shirley
and Lucchini immediately!
**[03:57] ---**
There may be a Neuroi there that even
the military can't detect. Be careful!
**[04:01] ---**
"Venezia Tours"
**[04:03] ---**
This does not look like a war zone to me.
**[04:05] ---**
The military's found them. I'll guide you there.
**[04:10] ---**
Inside a cafè?
**[04:12] ---**
This and sweets are all you
need for some escapism!
**[04:15] ---**
Yup!
**[04:16] ---**
Well?
**[04:18] ---**
They're in the middle of a vacation!
**[04:22] ---**
Why were we acting so serious?
**[04:24] ---**
No, they're veteran aces.
**[04:26] ---**
They must be here for a good reason.
**[04:29] ---**
You two think so, too, right?
**[04:31] ---**
She's preparing to kick their butts,
**[04:33] ---**
and she's preparing her healing
magic for when Trude's done!
**[04:37] ---**
It's noisy outside.
**[04:38] ---**
Maybe the people noticed us!
**[04:41] ---**
I know! Leave it to me!
**[04:44] ---**
Who could've known this
would happen, though?
**[04:48] ---**
She started talking to herself.
**[04:50] ---**
It's an honor to have a
festival thrown for us...
**[04:54] ---**
But when I think of those who fight
the Neuroi without winning glory,
**[04:58] ---**
I don't feel like I should be proud...
**[05:00] ---**
My heart aches!
**[05:01] ---**
What?
**[05:02] ---**
I see.
**[05:03] ---**
That's what she was talking
about on the phone?
**[05:06] ---**
Well? I just came up with it,
but it should work.
**[05:09] ---**
I see. Smart.
**[05:11] ---**
Shirley, let's call them and
have them put off the festival.
**[05:16] ---**
It's the only way...
**[05:18] ---**
Can they?
**[05:20] ---**
Mina is amazing!
**[05:22] ---**
She's even more impressive
than I've heard, then!
**[05:25] ---**
Oh, those girls...
**[05:27] ---**
The only thing she can't do is get
anywhere with Sakamoto!
**[05:32] ---**
Trude, that's your cue!
**[05:35] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[05:37] ---**
You sent out an SOS, right?
**[05:39] ---**
That was because I...
**[05:40] ---**
Oh, it was about how everyone
looks at you gratefully?
**[05:44] ---**
You should've just said so!
**[05:47] ---**
Our family looks at us with respect!
**[05:50] ---**
I'm going to cough up blood again!
**[05:52] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:52] ---**
Tell them that the Red Pants
are the victims here!
**[05:56] ---**
Trude was so mean. She said you
were lying in your reports.
**[06:00] ---**
Just so we're clear,
**[06:01] ---**
you're not having an
aching conscience because
**[06:03] ---**
you didn't actually do anything, right?
**[06:04] ---**
Good timing!
**[06:06] ---**
--Actually!
--That's awful!
**[06:08] ---**
How can you say that after
what you just heard?
**[06:10] ---**
Yeah. The army even
officially announced it...
**[06:14] ---**
What do we do?
**[06:16] ---**
We've got only one choice...
**[06:18] ---**
We did it!
**[06:21] ---**
She didn't specify exactly what she did!
**[06:24] ---**
It takes a lot of soldiers working together
to bring down the Neuroi, huh?
**[06:28] ---**
I'm so moved.
**[06:29] ---**
Please don't be!
**[06:32] ---**
This can be in the movie!
**[06:34] ---**
Pardon?
**[06:35] ---**
We're making a documentary
about Miyafuji!
**[06:39] ---**
What you just said would
look great in the movie!
**[06:41] ---**
So I'll have you repeat it
all in front of the camera!
**[06:46] ---**
What's wrong?
**[06:48] ---**
Please, no movies! No festival!
**[06:52] ---**
Fine.
**[06:53] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:54] ---**
The weight on my heart is lifted...
**[06:57] ---**
Shirley, we were wrong, weren't we?
**[07:01] ---**
Having nothing going on
at all is what's best, right?
**[07:04] ---**
Yes, I can say it clearly now.
**[07:06] ---**
Being tied down sucks!
**[07:08] ---**
Now let's stay here a while more!
**[07:11] ---**
You asked for a mission
on the phone, right?
**[07:13] ---**
Now fill out your paperwork and get back here.
**[07:16] ---**
My freedom is always
unfairly stolen from me...
**[07:19] ---**
Now it's just Sakamoto
and Eila's group, huh?
**[07:23] ---**
But it'll take time for us to
get the paperwork filed, right?
**[07:25] ---**
No, we'll do it for you. Go. Now.
**[07:29] ---**
"You aren't staying in Venezia a minute longer"
**[07:29] ---**
She's trying to get rid of us!
**[07:33] ---**
Oh, no. That paperwork's important!
**[07:35] ---**
She's trying to stay here, isn't she?
**[07:38] ---**
The 501st are family, right?
You need them now, right?
**[07:43] ---**
No, the people's safety is at stake!
We need to make sure we take our time...
**[07:47] ---**
Right, everyone?
**[07:48] ---**
--Huh?
--What is this?
**[07:50] ---**
Officer Malvezzi, I know the paperwork's
important and part of the rules...
**[07:56] ---**
Okay, Squadron Leader Barkhorn,
to tell the truth...
**[08:00] ---**
They eat too much. Drink too much.
Cause too much ruckus!
**[08:03] ---**
They can't concentrate.
They're on edge all the time.
**[08:05] ---**
It's against the rules
to tell them all that!
**[08:08] ---**
This is war PTSD.
**[08:11] ---**
Huh? Huh?
**[08:13] ---**
It's best to get them back to the
front lines as soon as possible.
**[08:16] ---**
No fair!
**[08:17] ---**
Using medicine as a shield!
**[08:19] ---**
What she's saying is right!
**[08:22] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[08:24] ---**
We need to get them home and give them
a mission to get them back in the fight..
**[08:27] ---**
Thank you for taking care of them.
**[08:30] ---**
It's fine.
**[08:31] ---**
No, don't believe her Barkhorn!
**[08:33] ---**
You don't believe her!
**[08:33] ---**
"You're causing trouble for the other units"
"I need to get you back home before
they catch on to what a loser you are!!"
**[08:35] ---**
Fine.
**[08:35] ---**
"Yummy..."
**[08:37] ---**
But I really can't go right away.
**[08:41] ---**
Why?
**[08:42] ---**
If I drive right after drinking this,
I'll be breaking the laws.
**[08:47] ---**
She's using the laws as a shield!
**[08:50] ---**
It'll be tomorrow, then.
**[08:53] ---**
"30 seconds later"
**[08:55] ---**
Don't worry. I'll carry it and
you back at the same time.
**[08:59] ---**
Why are you always in best condition?
**[09:03] ---**
Farewell, freedom.
**[09:04] ---**
Um, Fernandia.
**[09:07] ---**
This is a strange way
to meet someone, but...
**[09:10] ---**
Miyafuji, just call me Fer.
**[09:12] ---**
And thanks for liberating Romagna!
**[09:16] ---**
Not at all!
**[09:17] ---**
I should thank you...
**[09:20] ---**
Thanks to the information about
the new type of Neuroi you defeated,
**[09:25] ---**
everyone came to help me!
**[09:28] ---**
That actually helped?
**[09:30] ---**
So I want to thank you by giving
you a personal physical...
**[09:35] ---**
She hadn't given up...
**[09:38] ---**
Your words are thanks enough!
**[09:40] ---**
I'm satisfied, and I'm sure
everyone else is, too.
**[09:44] ---**
She's such a pure person...
**[09:46] ---**
And I tried to touch her
out of filthy desires...
**[09:49] ---**
I'm disgusting!
**[09:51] ---**
Seriously!
**[09:52] ---**
I'm falling! I'm falling! Stop!
**[09:54] ---**
Um, I'll carry her. I'm a better size.
**[09:58] ---**
I don't sense any evil.
**[09:59] ---**
Was I wrong?
**[10:03] ---**
A lot happened, but now the
501st will come together again!
**[10:07] ---**
"How I missed this feeling..."
**[10:08] ---**
I'm back!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:45] ---**
"Striker Units"
**[11:45] ---**
Today I'm here to tell
you about Striker Units!
**[11:52] ---**
This equipment is made by a
combination of magic and science,
**[11:56] ---**
and it's what witches use to fight.
**[11:59] ---**
Inside it there's a sorcery engine
that amplifies a witch's magic power.
**[12:05] ---**
It makes shields more powerful than usual,
**[12:08] ---**
and can boost attack power, too!
**[12:12] ---**
And this is the important part!
**[12:16] ---**
When the witches put them on,
**[12:18] ---**
it may look like the legs
go all the way to the tips.
**[12:22] ---**
But actually, there's a special
subspace inside the Striker Units
**[12:28] ---**
that holds the witch's legs.
**[12:32] ---**
It was Yoshika's father,
Dr. Miyafuji Ichiro,
**[12:35] ---**
who created the theory and practical
applications behind this!
**[12:40] ---**
That's why he's called the
Father of the Striker Units!
**[12:47] ---**
What happens to the
witch's legs in subspace?
**[12:53] ---**
That's classified information!
I can't tell you here!
**[12:57] ---**
Sorry!
**[12:59] ---**
The witches are out there
every day fighting
**[13:03] ---**
to protect the world with this
incredible technology!
**[13:08] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:16] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[13:18] ---**
Takami headed back to Fuso, and
Hikari ended up in Orussia alone.
**[13:24] ---**
What cruel fate awaits her there?
**[13:28] ---**
"Next time:
502nd, You're Joining the Team?"
**[13:28] ---**
Next time: "502nd, You're Joining the Team?"
**[13:32] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:38] ---**
**[13:40] ---**
# E6 - 502nd, You're Joining the Team?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVN0WD/502nd-youre-joining-the-team)
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**[01:30] ---**
"502nd, You're Joining the Team?"
**[01:32] ---**
Takami's finally coming today!
**[01:35] ---**
Is the food ready?
**[01:37] ---**
Shimohara says we're set.
**[01:39] ---**
And the party favors?
**[01:40] ---**
I broke down some ammunition
to make firecrackers.
**[01:43] ---**
Excellent!
**[01:44] ---**
You should've just gone with
the commander to meet her.
**[01:47] ---**
I didn't have a choice.
**[01:49] ---**
--Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!
**[01:49] ---**
"Nyet!"
**[01:49] ---**
--She said there's a lot of really complex
paperwork, so I should stay here.
--Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!
**[01:53] ---**
--She seemed to be panicking...
--Nyet! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!
**[01:56] ---**
"Orussia Empire
Novo-Kholmogory"
**[01:58] ---**
The commander of the 502nd is in here!
**[02:01] ---**
I need to tell her about my sister.
**[02:04] ---**
What do you mean there'll be no funding?
**[02:07] ---**
That was only if Karibuchi was there.
**[02:11] ---**
I know you need it, but there
are limits to our budget.
**[02:16] ---**
So how do I fill the hole Karibuchi left?
**[02:20] ---**
My sister's name!
**[02:23] ---**
What?
**[02:24] ---**
Please! Let me join the 502nd
and take my sister's place.
**[02:30] ---**
Take her place?
**[02:32] ---**
Who are you?
**[02:34] ---**
Sgt. Hikari Karibuchi.
**[02:36] ---**
Oh, um...
**[02:38] ---**
I appreciate it, but...
**[02:39] ---**
Wait, Sasha.
**[02:40] ---**
We'll discuss it. Wait outside.
**[02:43] ---**
Yes ma'am!
**[02:44] ---**
No, she's just some random girl. Not happening.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm sure.
**[02:48] ---**
But...
**[02:49] ---**
--How about sister aces?
--Make Way Neuroi,
The Karibuchi Sisters Are Here!
**[02:49] ---**
"Make Way Neuroi,
The Karibuchi Sisters Are Here!"
**[02:51] ---**
--If we could make that
work we'd make a mint.
--Make Way Neuroi, The Karibuchi Sisters Are Here!
**[02:54] ---**
You could do mixed media,
propaganda, and more...
**[02:58] ---**
So, about that investment...
**[03:01] ---**
Of course.
**[03:03] ---**
Sasha, anything we need
besides money and equipment?
**[03:06] ---**
"Grit Grit"
**[03:06] ---**
Ulcer medicine.
**[03:08] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[03:09] ---**
Not at all.
**[03:10] ---**
Well?
**[03:12] ---**
I admire your guts,
so you're welcome to join.
**[03:15] ---**
But if you want to fight,
you must get stronger.
**[03:18] ---**
Okay, I'll go get ready!
**[03:22] ---**
That solves our budget problems.
**[03:24] ---**
Now we just...
**[03:25] ---**
Yes, now we just...
**[03:31] ---**
I'm Hikari Karibuchi,
I'm here in my sister's place!
**[03:36] ---**
Where's Takami?
**[03:38] ---**
My sister...
**[03:40] ---**
Got wounded and went back to Fuso!
**[03:42] ---**
"She just said 'wounded.'"
"She did, yeah."
**[03:42] ---**
Did you say wounded?
**[03:44] ---**
Will I ever see her again?
**[03:46] ---**
Nao...
**[03:47] ---**
Commander!
**[03:49] ---**
I'm off to go do the paperwork.
You handle this.
**[03:52] ---**
Don't leave me here!
**[03:55] ---**
--My back! My back!
--Commander! Commander!
**[03:56] ---**
--What happened to Takami?
--My back! My back!
--Commander! Commander!
**[03:58] ---**
"Translation: Blood started
pouring out of her chest..."
**[04:00] ---**
Seriously?
**[04:02] ---**
No...
**[04:03] ---**
Damn!
**[04:04] ---**
Kanno...
**[04:06] ---**
Fine. We'll tell you the truth.
**[04:09] ---**
Make sure you're sitting down...
**[04:11] ---**
It's that bad?!
**[04:13] ---**
She'll tell you herself!
**[04:15] ---**
Hello, this is Karibuchi!
**[04:17] ---**
Is that you, Takami?
**[04:18] ---**
Is that you, Kanno?
**[04:21] ---**
I heard you got hurt!
**[04:23] ---**
Is it okay for you to be up and talking?
**[04:26] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[04:28] ---**
--I'm so glad...
**[04:29] ---**
--Are you crying, Kanno?
--I'm so glad...
**[04:31] ---**
Did you hear what happened
from the commander?
**[04:35] ---**
I saw the way she cried,
and couldn't bring myself to tell her...
**[04:37] ---**
Tell her yourself.
**[04:39] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:41] ---**
I'm glad I got to talk to you, though.
**[04:44] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:45] ---**
So, what happened?
**[04:48] ---**
Okay, I know it hurts,
but tell her yourself.
**[04:51] ---**
Tell Kanno myself?
**[04:54] ---**
Are you okay, sis?
**[04:56] ---**
Hikari? You're there, too?
**[04:58] ---**
Yes.
**[04:59] ---**
The whole 502nd is here!
**[05:01] ---**
An old wound opened...
**[05:06] ---**
It closed up, but I'm going
back to Fuso for a checkup.
**[05:10] ---**
Do it! Your health comes first!
**[05:13] ---**
So I guess your sister
is taking your place.
**[05:16] ---**
I'll fill the hole you left!
**[05:19] ---**
No! Commander Rall, refuse her!
**[05:22] ---**
It's been decided.
**[05:24] ---**
You left a big hole.
**[05:26] ---**
But...
**[05:28] ---**
It's fine, right? Since you're *injured*.
**[05:30] ---**
"That sounded like a threat."
"You're imagining things."
**[05:31] ---**
Take good care of her...
**[05:33] ---**
I'm glad she's getting better.
**[05:35] ---**
I'm happy for you both, Karibuchi, Kanno!
**[05:38] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:41] ---**
"Several Minutes Later"
**[05:44] ---**
So, final check, but...
**[05:47] ---**
Please take it to your graves!
**[05:50] ---**
And that's how it happened!
**[05:56] ---**
Your training starts today.
**[05:59] ---**
Okay!
**[06:00] ---**
You're in luck!
**[06:02] ---**
Your teacher's the best in Europe!
**[06:04] ---**
I'm honored!
**[06:08] ---**
Nope!
**[06:10] ---**
"This time it's the real teacher."
**[06:11] ---**
I'm your teacher, Edytha Rossmann!
**[06:15] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:16] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[06:18] ---**
First, just so we're clear, I've been
instructed to make you an ace,
**[06:22] ---**
--but if I decide you're not up
for it, you're heading home.
**[06:24] ---**
--Funding! Funding!
--but if I decide you're not up
for it, you're heading home.
**[06:27] ---**
"Funding! Funding!"
**[06:27] ---**
--Funding! Funding!
--Does she have a cold?
**[06:30] ---**
Your first job is to get
that hat without flying.
**[06:34] ---**
It's all the way up there!
**[06:36] ---**
The way to do it is similar
to how you walked on water.
**[06:39] ---**
Walked on water?
**[06:41] ---**
Also, no more walking on water.
**[06:45] ---**
Why?
**[06:46] ---**
I worked hard with my sister to learn it!
**[06:48] ---**
Even if it's an order...
**[06:50] ---**
The river water is -20 Celsius.
If you fall in, you'll die.
**[06:53] ---**
Roger that!
**[06:55] ---**
But how do I get up there?
**[06:58] ---**
I'll show you.
**[07:00] ---**
This is an absolutely necessary technique.
**[07:01] ---**
Master it.
**[07:03] ---**
If you put your magic power in your limbs
and control the parts that touch the wall,
**[07:07] ---**
you can climb it!
**[07:08] ---**
Wow!
**[07:10] ---**
What are you doing?
That's dangerous!
**[07:12] ---**
It's not dangerous, Nipa!
**[07:14] ---**
You need to learn this, too...
**[07:15] ---**
Look at you, you naughty girl!
**[07:17] ---**
I can see everything!
**[07:19] ---**
I was out here because Shimohara
told me to get lost,
**[07:22] ---**
and even though I've seen your
naughty parts a million times,
**[07:25] ---**
it's still nice to see it in a new context!
**[07:28] ---**
Krupinski!
**[07:30] ---**
Okay, I can see this is dangerous!
**[07:34] ---**
I'll try it, then.
**[07:36] ---**
I've got a belt on, so I'm fine.
**[07:38] ---**
Will it go like you think?
**[07:43] ---**
Wow!
**[07:45] ---**
I'm an ace after all?
**[07:47] ---**
"Strip 'em off!! Nice, birds!!"
**[07:47] ---**
Hey, what are you--?
**[07:47] ---**
"Strip 'em off!! Nice, birds!!"
"This is what you were after..."
**[07:51] ---**
Nipa!
**[07:53] ---**
Nipa, I told you...
**[07:55] ---**
Nipa, even I don't want
to see *that* showing!
**[07:59] ---**
Hey!
**[08:00] ---**
She landed face first but she's alive!
**[08:03] ---**
Call a medic!
**[08:05] ---**
She doesn't need one!
**[08:06] ---**
Just leave her.
**[08:07] ---**
Leave her?!
**[08:08] ---**
It's your turn, Karibuchi. Do it.
**[08:12] ---**
My teacher's insane!
**[08:14] ---**
Look at Nipa!
**[08:16] ---**
You're inhuman!
**[08:17] ---**
You've never seen this before, Hikari?
**[08:19] ---**
It's not like that! Um...
**[08:21] ---**
It's not like what?
**[08:23] ---**
Do you think her face will just grow back?
**[08:27] ---**
Nipa!
**[08:28] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[08:29] ---**
Sorry for worrying you.
**[08:32] ---**
My healing power is self-healing.
**[08:35] ---**
You're a nice person, Hikari.
**[08:37] ---**
Of course, I was worried.
**[08:39] ---**
I'm glad you're safe, Nipa!
**[08:41] ---**
Liars!
**[08:44] ---**
Here I go!
**[08:45] ---**
Got a plan for peepers?
**[08:47] ---**
I wear clothes under this!
**[08:49] ---**
Too bad!
**[08:51] ---**
But it's embarrassing, so don't peep.
**[08:56] ---**
I was a fool...
**[08:58] ---**
She's repenting.
**[08:59] ---**
That's rare.
**[09:00] ---**
Maybe she realized how wrong she was.
**[09:03] ---**
Embarrassment is the most
important part of eros!
**[09:07] ---**
Okay, training time's over.
**[09:09] ---**
Wait, it's really over?
**[09:11] ---**
Yes.
**[09:12] ---**
You seem to not have any problems.
**[09:14] ---**
Problems?
**[09:16] ---**
The real goal of today's training was
to see what kind of person you are,
**[09:19] ---**
and show you our problem children.
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[09:24] ---**
But you said tower climbing
was a must-have skill.
**[09:27] ---**
Yes.
**[09:28] ---**
Practice it when she's not here.
**[09:31] ---**
"Slip"
**[09:31] ---**
--If you can't control
your limbs with magic,
--Oops! I slipped! Oww!
**[09:33] ---**
--you could slip and trip on
the frozen ground and die.
--Oops! I slipped! Oww!
**[09:36] ---**
Mother Earth is a little too tough
on the 502nd, don't you think?
**[09:39] ---**
You should teach her about
the true terror of our unit, then.
**[09:43] ---**
The terror of the front lines?
**[09:45] ---**
Yes.
**[09:47] ---**
This is...
**[09:49] ---**
Kanno, sit!
**[09:51] ---**
Okay, there she goes...
**[09:53] ---**
I worked so hard to get you bullets
and you hit the Neuroi with your gun!
**[09:57] ---**
Sorry...
**[09:58] ---**
We just got a new member and
you're already wasting money?
**[10:01] ---**
See?
**[10:02] ---**
She's scary if you get her mad...
**[10:04] ---**
This concludes your trainee orientation.
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
Today I'm introducing you to
these two girls from the 502nd!
**[11:52] ---**
First, Nikka Edvardine Katajainen.
**[11:55] ---**
Everybody calls her Nipa!
**[11:58] ---**
She's from Suomis,
**[12:00] ---**
and a close friend of Eila from the 501st!
**[12:05] ---**
And just like Eila,
she's called the miracle witch.
**[12:11] ---**
The reason is that she's been in many
accidents but has always come back just fine.
**[12:19] ---**
But if she gets into so much trouble...
**[12:22] ---**
Maybe she has bad luck, huh?
**[12:27] ---**
And Kanno Naoe, too!
**[12:30] ---**
She's from the Fuso Navy,
**[12:33] ---**
but after becoming a witch,
she immediately went to Europe.
**[12:36] ---**
She's a veteran witch who's
been fighting ever since then.
**[12:41] ---**
But actually, she's always
had a very quiet personality.
**[12:45] ---**
She likes to read, and write poetry.
**[12:48] ---**
She loves the written word!
**[12:51] ---**
But when it's time to fight, she bravely
defeats one Neuroi after another,
**[12:57] ---**
so they call her the Destroyer!
**[13:00] ---**
That gap in her personality
is really attractive, huh?
**[13:04] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:13] ---**
It's me, Hikari Karibuchi!
**[13:15] ---**
The 501st got an emergency message
from the battleship Yamato!
**[13:20] ---**
Eila and Sanya!
It's good to see you again!
**[13:24] ---**
Next time: "501st, Your Feelings Are Different?"
**[13:24] ---**
"Next time: 501st, Your
Feelings Are Different?"
**[13:29] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:34] ---**
**[13:36] ---**
# E7 - 501st, Your Feelings Are Different?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGD89P/501st-your-feelings-are-different)
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**[01:30] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
We went to Venezia to get
Shirley and Lucchini.
**[01:37] ---**
For some reason, they seemed
to be having chest pains.
**[01:41] ---**
But it all worked out!
**[01:44] ---**
"St. Trond Base"
**[01:45] ---**
We're back.
**[01:48] ---**
"501st, Your Feelings Are Different?"
**[01:48] ---**
When are Sakamoto, Eila, and Sanya coming?
**[01:51] ---**
As soon as they're finished at the *Yamato*.
**[01:54] ---**
But Sakamoto had said before that
she's teaching at a school in Fuso,
**[01:58] ---**
and when her mission was over,
she was going back.
**[02:00] ---**
What?
**[02:02] ---**
But maybe Mina can do something...
**[02:04] ---**
I don't think even Wing Commander Mina
can give another army's troop assignments...
**[02:07] ---**
Oh, I stopped that.
**[02:10] ---**
She can!
**[02:11] ---**
"Monster Parent..."
**[02:12] ---**
Don't tell me you decided where
she went without asking her...
**[02:14] ---**
Mio told me that teaching is important,
but her family is important to her, too...
**[02:20] ---**
I see...
**[02:21] ---**
So what are the three of them doing now?
**[02:24] ---**
They're going down the Rhine
in the battleship *Yamato*.
**[02:27] ---**
Eila's future prediction is helping
them avoid running aground.
**[02:32] ---**
Yes, this is St. Trond!
**[02:33] ---**
Is that you, Mina?
**[02:34] ---**
Eila? We were just talking about...
**[02:37] ---**
Guys, help! Please!
**[02:39] ---**
What's going on?
**[02:41] ---**
Did you destroy the *Yamato*?
**[02:43] ---**
Oh, that's done.
**[02:45] ---**
I'm talking about the future.
**[02:47] ---**
Sanya and Mio are going on a journey
together instead of coming back!
**[02:51] ---**
*What*?!
**[02:53] ---**
So our reunion ran aground, huh?
**[02:55] ---**
We got NTR'd.
**[02:57] ---**
You're all so calm.
**[02:59] ---**
This is the fourth time for us,
so we're used to...
**[03:03] ---**
Tell me the details.
**[03:06] ---**
It just happened.
**[03:09] ---**
We're done.
**[03:11] ---**
Good work.
**[03:12] ---**
We pushed you so hard you
didn't get a wink of sleep.
**[03:15] ---**
Now things with Sanya can
be like they used to be...
**[03:18] ---**
Um, what you'd promised, about the two
of us going to look for my parents...
**[03:23] ---**
Oh, we'll take the *Yamato*
around the North Sea.
**[03:27] ---**
Now's my chance to get even closer to her!
**[03:29] ---**
"Eila's power can change the tide of the war,
so I can't keep it all to myself..."
**[03:31] ---**
I need to say goodbye to Eila...
**[03:34] ---**
It'd be helpful to have Eila if we're
going to the North Sea, though.
**[03:39] ---**
Want to ask her?
**[03:41] ---**
That'd be nice!
**[03:44] ---**
Hey, Eila. About our next steps...
**[03:47] ---**
St. Trond, right?
**[03:49] ---**
We can use your power to dodge
ice floes in the North Sea!
**[03:53] ---**
We're taking the ultra-long way home?
**[03:55] ---**
Not a chance in hell! I refuse that order!
**[04:00] ---**
I see.
**[04:01] ---**
I'm sorry, Sanya.
**[04:03] ---**
It'll be just the two of us
looking for your parents.
**[04:06] ---**
Okay...
**[04:11] ---**
And that's what happened.
**[04:12] ---**
You're a moron.
**[04:14] ---**
That stuff about never taking damage
'cause she sees the future is a lie, right?
**[04:17] ---**
Um, so what are we supposed to do?
**[04:20] ---**
My fortune-telling told
me you could solve this!
**[04:24] ---**
Me?
**[04:25] ---**
Yes! You've gotten through
so many bad situations
**[04:28] ---**
that my fortune-telling has predicted,
**[04:30] ---**
so I'm sure you can get
me through this, too.
**[04:32] ---**
So many? Did you do this before?
**[04:36] ---**
The bad situation where Miyafuji's
mom told her to come home!
**[04:39] ---**
The bad situation where Perrine
and Lynne had the wrong idea!
**[04:41] ---**
The bad situation where Shirley and
Lucchini had that festival thrown for them.
**[04:44] ---**
My fortune-telling told
me about all of them!
**[04:46] ---**
Nobody can escape my fortune-telling!
**[04:49] ---**
If you knew, then you should've said!
**[04:51] ---**
So please, Miyafuji, help!
**[04:53] ---**
I see. Good luck, Miyafuji.
**[04:56] ---**
That fortune-telling is wrong.
**[04:59] ---**
I finally found you, Eila!
**[05:02] ---**
You just ran off. I got worried!
**[05:05] ---**
Sakamoto! Sanya!
**[05:07] ---**
Miyafuji? Oh, you were
talking to St. Trond.
**[05:11] ---**
Hey, Mio...
**[05:13] ---**
I heard your next move from Eila.
**[05:15] ---**
Oh, Mina?
**[05:17] ---**
With your help, I was able to
get out of being a teacher.
**[05:21] ---**
So I'm going to take my time
looking for Sanya's parents.
**[05:23] ---**
Thanks again!
**[05:27] ---**
Just the two of them on a journey, though?
**[05:29] ---**
All alone together...
**[05:30] ---**
Of course, something will happen.
**[05:32] ---**
--No!
--Nothing will happen!
**[05:34] ---**
Then let's see!
**[05:36] ---**
What?
**[05:37] ---**
Hey, Squad Leader, isn't it dangerous
to go with just the two of you?
**[05:41] ---**
What?
**[05:42] ---**
Oh, that's it?
**[05:44] ---**
Yes, of course.
**[05:46] ---**
You're worried because I lost
my magic power, right?
**[05:49] ---**
But don't worry!
**[05:51] ---**
I'll protect Sanya if it costs me my life!
**[05:54] ---**
Shield!
**[05:55] ---**
"Squad Leader Sakamoto..."
"That's my Mio..."
**[05:55] ---**
--How does she do it?
--Sanya! Sanya!
**[05:58] ---**
"Evil spirits begone!
Evil spirits begone!"
**[05:59] ---**
--But what do I do?
--Evil spirits begone! Evil spirits begone!
**[06:01] ---**
--I'm supposed to solve this, right?
--Evil spirits begone! Evil spirits begone!
**[06:04] ---**
Um... the best way is for them
to find her parents quickly,
**[06:07] ---**
so I could try that.
**[06:09] ---**
The best way to find a missing
person is with a lot of people.
**[06:12] ---**
So if I could ask a lot
of people... But how?
**[06:16] ---**
Any ideas, Miyafuji?
**[06:19] ---**
I've got it!
**[06:20] ---**
If we use my movie to say that
we're looking for her parents,
**[06:24] ---**
a lot of people will look for them!
**[06:26] ---**
And that'll bring the three
of them to St. Trond!
**[06:30] ---**
I see!
**[06:31] ---**
That's better than looking
for them with two of us.
**[06:33] ---**
My fortune-telling was perfect!
**[06:35] ---**
You'd do that?
**[06:37] ---**
Of course!
**[06:38] ---**
We'll help, too!
**[06:41] ---**
Leave it to me, the girl
from the land of media!
**[06:44] ---**
And me, the girl from
the land of propaganda!
**[06:48] ---**
Thank you both!
**[06:49] ---**
Let me try to predict the chance
they'll actually do their jobs...
**[06:53] ---**
--No, don't try to help!
--Let's get recording!
**[06:53] ---**
"What did she see...?"
**[06:56] ---**
But that solves it, right?
**[06:58] ---**
Yes.
**[07:00] ---**
Yay!
**[07:01] ---**
We've got a plan!
**[07:03] ---**
That was fast!
**[07:04] ---**
What's the plan?
***SIGN*** "Plan for Sanya" "First show the world how great she is so everyone will want to help, then ask to look for her parents"
**[07:06] ---**
It's completely normal?
**[07:08] ---**
We'll do things right for Sanya!
**[07:11] ---**
That's right!
**[07:12] ---**
Which means for Eila, you won't?
**[07:17] ---**
Why didn't you answer her?
**[07:19] ---**
That's not true!
**[07:21] ---**
But now everything's okay, right?
**[07:22] ---**
Um, there's a problem.
**[07:25] ---**
I don't think there's
anything great about me...
**[07:28] ---**
That's not true!
**[07:29] ---**
I guarantee it!
**[07:31] ---**
Wait a second.
**[07:32] ---**
We tell the world how great Sanya is.
**[07:34] ---**
Then it goes in the movie
so everyone sees it.
**[07:37] ---**
Sanya gets a stalker!
**[07:40] ---**
This is a problem...
**[07:42] ---**
But I don't have any stalkers...
**[07:43] ---**
Just come out and say it!
**[07:45] ---**
The future you saw was wrong!
**[07:48] ---**
Um, can we change the plan...?
**[07:50] ---**
Don't worry about what Eila said!
**[07:52] ---**
I know all kinds of good things about you!
**[07:56] ---**
Hartmann! Thank you!
**[07:59] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[08:01] ---**
You're cute and kind and
sweet and you smell good...
**[08:05] ---**
You don't need to force it.
**[08:08] ---**
No, Eila's right.
**[08:10] ---**
Hartmann!
**[08:12] ---**
No fair, Hartmann!
**[08:13] ---**
Um, can you use your future sight
to tell us how the movie will do?
**[08:19] ---**
Sure, I guess.
**[08:21] ---**
It'll be a hit, I guess.
**[08:23] ---**
And they'll be selling your
likeness for a hundred years.
**[08:26] ---**
That's great... wait.
**[08:28] ---**
No, not that. My future.
**[08:31] ---**
Tell your future?
**[08:33] ---**
I don't need to! I already
know we'll find them,
**[08:36] ---**
and then the curtain will fall as she
gives me a happy kiss in a peaceful world!
**[08:39] ---**
But if I look into the future and
somebody else is by her side...
**[08:43] ---**
I'm scared!
**[08:44] ---**
It's better not to know the future!
**[08:47] ---**
It's a bad future?
**[08:49] ---**
Well, you screwed that up!
**[08:50] ---**
She misunderstood again!
**[08:52] ---**
What about my hundred years?
**[08:54] ---**
Come home now, Sanya, so we can film!
**[08:57] ---**
Now?
**[08:59] ---**
Let's go, I guess.
**[09:00] ---**
No, Eila can't come.
**[09:03] ---**
Why?
**[09:04] ---**
You're going to do something
to Sanya, aren't you?
**[09:06] ---**
You were part of the mess with the *Yamato*.
You need to file your reports.
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, yeah, we need you.
**[09:12] ---**
We'll be waiting, Sanya!
**[09:15] ---**
M-Make sure you don't
film it till I get there! Got it?
**[09:19] ---**
Got it!
**[09:20] ---**
As soon as she gets here, we start filming.
**[09:23] ---**
Yeah, I saw that coming.
**[09:26] ---**
Let's pick a director, then!
**[09:29] ---**
We're the only ones who are free,
so Shirley can do it, right?
**[09:34] ---**
I'll take command.
**[09:36] ---**
You're sure?
**[09:38] ---**
Won't Squad Leader Sakamoto be told to go
back to her teaching post when we're done?
**[09:45] ---**
Hello, I'm Charlotte, your director!
**[09:48] ---**
Now we can film an awesome movie!
**[09:50] ---**
What?
**[09:51] ---**
Wait, they managed to get
Eila out of the picture, too!
**[09:54] ---**
Don't tell me the plan
you wrote is a lie, too...
**[09:57] ---**
We'll take good care of Sanya! Really!
**[10:01] ---**
Which means...
**[10:02] ---**
We'll do just what we wrote on the board!
***SIGN*** "True! Parental Search" "It's Miyafuji's Movie, so we'll film a chapter where Sanya's best friend is Miyafuji!"
**[10:06] ---**
Just what we wrote on the board!
**[10:08] ---**
You wrote it on the back?
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
"About the Neuroi"
**[11:46] ---**
Today I'll tell you about the Neuroi.
**[11:51] ---**
As I said, this world has always been
under the threat of supernatural monsters.
**[12:02] ---**
The newest version of these
monsters is the Neuroi.
**[12:08] ---**
The first appearance of
the Neuroi was in 1939,
**[12:12] ---**
so it wasn't that long ago.
**[12:15] ---**
But they took over most
of Europe in an instant!
**[12:22] ---**
We don't know what they
are or what they want.
**[12:25] ---**
If you can destroy the core that's somewhere
inside them, you can destroy them.
**[12:30] ---**
But their surface is covered
in a hard metal-like surface,
**[12:34] ---**
and normal weapons
can't defeat them easily.
**[12:38] ---**
Humanity's last hope to defeat the Neuroi
is Yoshika and the other witches!
**[12:46] ---**
And even as we speak, they're fighting
the Neuroi to protect our world!
**[12:54] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:03] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[13:04] ---**
I heard St. Petersburg
is really cold in winter!
**[13:08] ---**
Really cold!
**[13:11] ---**
How will the members of
the 502nd get through it?
**[13:15] ---**
Next time: "502nd, You're Going
for a Cold Swim?"
**[13:15] ---**
"Next time:
502nd, You're Going for a Cold Swim?"
**[13:19] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:25] ---**
**[13:27] ---**
# E8 - 502nd, You're Going for a Cold Swim?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ2349/502nd-youre-going-for-a-cold-swim)
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**[01:30] ---**
"502nd, You're Going for a Cold Swim?"
**[01:34] ---**
The snow's so pretty!
**[01:38] ---**
Hikari, is this your first time?
**[01:41] ---**
Yes!
**[01:41] ---**
I know it makes me look like a kid,
when I want to be an ace, but...
**[01:45] ---**
You're so pure...
**[01:46] ---**
Nao was like that last year.
**[01:50] ---**
Really?
**[01:51] ---**
And here she is this year...
**[01:55] ---**
It's here...
**[01:55] ---**
"It seems Orussia no longer
treats her as a guest"
**[01:57] ---**
The winter where you die
if you let your guard down...
**[02:00] ---**
The cold is scary, damn it!
**[02:02] ---**
Um, if you use your magic power,
it can keep the cold away...
**[02:05] ---**
And you're just gonna keep it
running 24 hours a day, huh?
**[02:08] ---**
If the heater shuts off while
you're sleeping, you can die!
**[02:11] ---**
What do you do then?
**[02:14] ---**
Come to my bed.
**[02:16] ---**
I won't do anything.
**[02:17] ---**
Liar!
**[02:18] ---**
Don't worry.
**[02:20] ---**
It's so cold that even she
can't get in the mood.
**[02:23] ---**
Five minutes into winter and
I already understood its terror!
**[02:27] ---**
There's no time to be out here working.
**[02:29] ---**
Time to go talk about renovations.
**[02:32] ---**
What about patrolling for the Neuroi?
**[02:33] ---**
They won't come. Don't worry.
**[02:35] ---**
Don't worry about Neuroi that won't come.
**[02:37] ---**
Worry about -40 temperatures that will come.
**[02:39] ---**
What kind of world is this?
**[02:42] ---**
Well, in this world you can throw boiling water
**[02:43] ---**
and it'll freeze into snow
before it hits the ground,
**[02:45] ---**
or if your clothes get wet,
you can use them to pound nails.
**[02:49] ---**
Do the Neuroi not come here
because they couldn't live here anyway?
**[02:54] ---**
So get somebody in here
to do renovations, stat.
**[02:57] ---**
I understand the situation,
but they can't just come right away.
**[03:01] ---**
Making that happen is your job!
**[03:04] ---**
Have you been slacking off?
**[03:06] ---**
The cash went to repair
the Type-O Striker you broke.
**[03:10] ---**
Repairing the heater costs 0.5
the cost of the ones Nipa broke.
**[03:13] ---**
--Swapping out the windows costs
what Krupinski...
**[03:15] ---**
--Sorry I asked!
--Swapping out the windows costs
what Krupinski...
**[03:16] ---**
If we're going to do renovations, I'll do them!
**[03:20] ---**
Do it yourself, huh?
**[03:21] ---**
Take Nipa, then.
**[03:23] ---**
She's reliable.
**[03:25] ---**
What are you thinking, Commander?
**[03:28] ---**
Taking Nipa to a construction site?
**[03:30] ---**
Are you trying to get her killed?
**[03:31] ---**
How rude.
**[03:33] ---**
Have her walk around the base and then we'll
know all the parts that are dangerous.
**[03:37] ---**
It'll cut down on repair costs.
**[03:39] ---**
I see. Makes sense!
**[03:41] ---**
Nipa's face says she's lost faith in humanity!
**[03:45] ---**
Let's do some other things to keep out the cold.
**[03:49] ---**
All of you, work together
to overcome to the cold.
**[03:52] ---**
All of us?
**[03:54] ---**
Well, my back hurts...
**[03:56] ---**
Um, when we're out fighting
and it gets cold, what do we do?
**[04:02] ---**
That, huh?
**[04:03] ---**
I'll answer...
**[04:05] ---**
Millions of people are behind us,
cheering us on.
**[04:09] ---**
Doesn't thinking of them
make you feel all warm inside?
**[04:12] ---**
No, that's not what we meant.
**[04:14] ---**
"Winter Begins"
**[04:15] ---**
Sorry. Wear layers. Layers.
**[04:17] ---**
"Another Day"
**[04:21] ---**
I'm freezing and I'm indoors!
**[04:24] ---**
I'm spending the rest of the day
in a room with a heater and a book.
**[04:27] ---**
"Announcements"
**[04:28] ---**
Nipa! Good morning!
**[04:31] ---**
Announcements?
**[04:33] ---**
I asked Sasha to give us some recreation.
**[04:37] ---**
When it's this cold?
**[04:39] ---**
Playing cards or something?
**[04:41] ---**
"Cold Swimming"
**[04:43] ---**
So let's have some recreation!
**[04:46] ---**
I don't get it!
**[04:48] ---**
Are we really doing this, Sasha?
**[04:51] ---**
Yes. It's a good tradition.
We do it in my country, too.
**[04:55] ---**
We're doing it...
**[04:57] ---**
Shimohara and Jose are sleeping since
they're on night patrol. Let's go, then!
**[05:03] ---**
Wait! I'll go see if they're up!
**[05:05] ---**
Hey, no running!
**[05:08] ---**
Let me go, Nao!
**[05:09] ---**
You wanted to see naked girls.
Now's your chance.
**[05:13] ---**
I know, but not like this...
**[05:16] ---**
Why did you okay this, Commander?
**[05:18] ---**
If Hikari gets too scared of winter to work,
**[05:21] ---**
what do we tell Takami?
**[05:23] ---**
--Takami would be disappointed...
--My sister would be disappointed in me?
**[05:26] ---**
--I can't let that happen!
--I can't let that happen!
**[05:28] ---**
Then it's settled! Thanks, Commander.
**[05:31] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[05:32] ---**
We need it for our ace sisters plan...
Never mind.
**[05:35] ---**
Good luck.
**[05:36] ---**
You're really thinking
about your subordinates, huh?
**[05:39] ---**
I'm a great manager, huh?
**[05:42] ---**
I thought all you did was
drink coffee where it's warm.
**[05:46] ---**
Um, can we do something else, Commander?
**[05:49] ---**
As a teacher, I'm opposed to
anything that could cause illness.
**[05:53] ---**
That's not true.
**[05:55] ---**
It helps train the mind and improves blood flow,
**[05:57] ---**
and it has anti-depressant
and anti-insomnia effects.
**[06:01] ---**
If you're a teacher, shouldn't
your students' health come first?
**[06:05] ---**
As a teacher, I want all three
of you to do your best!
**[06:08] ---**
She abandoned us!
**[06:10] ---**
You guys are coming, too?
**[06:13] ---**
I'm afraid I have to stay here and
do paperwork and answer phones.
**[06:18] ---**
She ran.
**[06:20] ---**
Does it work for back pain?
**[06:22] ---**
Sorry. It makes it worse.
**[06:25] ---**
I see. That's a shame.
**[06:28] ---**
Wow, she's a real ace! She wanted to do it!
**[06:31] ---**
Yes! *Yes*!
**[06:35] ---**
We do it in the river?
**[06:36] ---**
Yup!
**[06:38] ---**
Wait, the river's frozen!
**[06:40] ---**
We can't do it now!
**[06:42] ---**
Thank you, winter! You saved us!
**[06:44] ---**
Let's do something else!
**[06:45] ---**
I thought this would happen,
so I came prepared!
**[06:48] ---**
This is the one time in your life
you came prepared?
**[06:51] ---**
I can't believe we have
to break the ice first...
**[06:54] ---**
--Fall... in...
**[06:55] ---**
--I hear something...
--Fall... in...
**[06:57] ---**
Fall... in... Fall... in...
**[07:01] ---**
Okay, all done!
**[07:02] ---**
Why is it only at times like this...?
**[07:04] ---**
I'm disappointed in you, Nipa!
**[07:08] ---**
I can't get away from the fire!
**[07:11] ---**
This is enough to kill a human!
**[07:13] ---**
You're being silly.
**[07:15] ---**
Here I go!
**[07:17] ---**
Nipa!
**[07:19] ---**
Did she die?
**[07:20] ---**
You okay?
**[07:21] ---**
Nipa...
**[07:23] ---**
You could at least turn towards the river...
**[07:26] ---**
Jump in, guys!
**[07:28] ---**
No way! She's alive!
**[07:30] ---**
Fine! I'll go!
**[07:32] ---**
Have you gone mad?
**[07:34] ---**
I can't refuse a beckoning Nipa in a bikini!
**[07:37] ---**
She hasn't gone mad!
**[07:39] ---**
With the magma in my heart...
**[07:43] ---**
We have to save her!
**[07:45] ---**
I'll help!
**[07:47] ---**
Just think of it as training and jump in!
**[07:50] ---**
Okay! I'll show my witch soul!
**[07:54] ---**
So warm!
**[07:57] ---**
Teacher!
**[07:59] ---**
I'm getting used to it.
**[08:01] ---**
She's alive?
**[08:02] ---**
Hop in!
**[08:03] ---**
A soldier shouldn't run from anything.
**[08:07] ---**
We have to go!
**[08:08] ---**
Right!
**[08:10] ---**
--Witch soul! Witch soul!
**[08:11] ---**
--Yeah, you're supposed to put
cold water on your heart first.
--Witch soul! Witch soul!
**[08:15] ---**
Hurry up!
**[08:19] ---**
It hurts! It's not cold, it hurts!
**[08:23] ---**
"Several Minutes Later"
**[08:24] ---**
Wow, you actually get used to it.
**[08:27] ---**
After the pain passes, it actually feels good.
**[08:31] ---**
It happened to you, too?
**[08:33] ---**
It's strange, huh?
**[08:34] ---**
I told you, it's fine.
***SIGN*** "'It hurts at first and then it starts to feel good' Oh, Hikari, you naughty girl"
**[08:36] ---**
Winter isn't that scary, huh?
**[08:39] ---**
--Aww, jeez...
--Thanks, Nipa!
**[08:43] ---**
Next up is the sauna!
**[08:45] ---**
Help me, you two.
**[08:48] ---**
Okay!
**[08:49] ---**
This could be part of our
educational curriculum, huh?
**[08:53] ---**
Though I guess you have to be able to swim.
**[08:56] ---**
Huh? Don't people usually float?
**[08:59] ---**
Right?
**[09:01] ---**
Okay, I'm going to get the sauna ready.
**[09:04] ---**
The cold froze the water on my body!
**[09:08] ---**
But I don't feel cold at all.
**[09:10] ---**
This is amazing.
**[09:12] ---**
How does this work, exactly?
**[09:15] ---**
"Feel the hot blood!"
**[09:15] ---**
When your body freezes, you start
feeling the blood in your body as warm.
**[09:22] ---**
Doesn't that mean we're really cold?
**[09:26] ---**
So no doing it for more than 15 minutes!
**[09:28] ---**
It can kill you!
**[09:30] ---**
But we're fine.
**[09:32] ---**
Us, anyway!
***SIGN*** "We've finally conquered winter-er-er" "There're no baths here, so let's just bathe here-re-re"
**[09:34] ---**
Guys, get out of there!
**[09:40] ---**
I feel alive...
**[09:42] ---**
I was going crazy back there.
**[09:44] ---**
This is all wrong, guys!
**[09:47] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:49] ---**
This is a sauna--
why are we still dressed?
**[09:52] ---**
"We'd have to put in mysterious
white rays, dummy!!"
**[09:52] ---**
That's the first thing you worry about
when your temperature goes up?
**[09:54] ---**
Suomisians have strict rules about saunas.
This goes against them, right? Right?
**[09:59] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[10:01] ---**
It's okay for today, right?
**[10:02] ---**
We're doing six more sets after this!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
Today, I'll introduce you to these
two members of the 502nd!
**[11:52] ---**
First, Edytha Rossmann!
**[11:55] ---**
She's from the Imperial Karlsland Air Force,
and she'll go down in history
**[11:59] ---**
for being the first to use the hit-and-away
and pair-flying tactics!
**[12:05] ---**
And she's a talented trainer of new witches.
**[12:09] ---**
The super ace of the 501st,
Hartmann, was trained by her!
**[12:15] ---**
She's always serious and cheerful,
**[12:18] ---**
but sometimes she grows nine tails
and sucks the blood of young witches...
**[12:24] ---**
Wait, this isn't the right text!
**[12:27] ---**
Sorry!
**[12:29] ---**
Next is Waltrud Krupinski!
**[12:33] ---**
She's another super ace from
the Karlsland Air Force.
**[12:38] ---**
And supposedly she's good friends
with Hartmann and Barkhorn!
**[12:42] ---**
And because of her elegant mannerisms,
tall, slim body, and noble way of speaking
**[12:48] ---**
people call her the Gräfin, or Countess,
even though she doesn't have a noble title.
**[12:54] ---**
She, along with Nipa and Kanno,
has defeated many Neuroi.
**[13:01] ---**
The three of them have a cool
nickname: the Break Witches!
**[13:06] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:15] ---**
It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
**[13:17] ---**
The 501st is wrapping up their movie!
**[13:21] ---**
Wait, is that a Neuroi attack?
**[13:26] ---**
Next time: "501st, Plots Are in Motion?"
**[13:26] ---**
"Next time:
'501st, Plots Are in Motion?'"
**[13:31] ---**
This time, World Witches is actually taking off?
**[13:36] ---**
**[13:38] ---**
# E9 - 501st, Plots Are in Motion?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU89ZKX/501st-plots-are-in-motion)
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**[01:30] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
Eila's on the battleship *Yamato*,
and she's in big trouble.
**[01:35] ---**
Her fortune-telling says
I'll solve her problems, but...
**[01:41] ---**
But it all worked out in the end!
**[01:44] ---**
"501st, Plots Are in Motion?"
**[01:44] ---**
I'm back!
**[01:46] ---**
Welcome back, Sanya!
**[01:48] ---**
Okay, the actors are all here,
so I'll explain what we're doing.
**[01:52] ---**
It's Miyafuji's movie,
**[01:53] ---**
so if we're going to make it natural
for Sanya to ask for help,
**[01:55] ---**
they need to be best friends.
**[01:57] ---**
I see!
**[01:58] ---**
That makes sense.
**[02:00] ---**
So, what do you do, exactly?
**[02:03] ---**
Something irritating, I'm sure!
**[02:06] ---**
Hey, the director has full authority
and you have to do what she says!
**[02:10] ---**
That's right!
**[02:11] ---**
Oh, no!
**[02:12] ---**
--Let's just take a normal movie.
--Oww... I can't move... It hurts...
**[02:14] ---**
--She's not having that.
--Oww... I can't move... It hurts...
**[02:16] ---**
"She did it again!"
**[02:16] ---**
Okay, I'll run the camera.
Ask them for help.
**[02:20] ---**
Already?
**[02:21] ---**
That thing about being best friends
makes sense. Let's do it.
**[02:24] ---**
"And she's stealing our idea!"
**[02:25] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[02:27] ---**
Huh? Are we best friends
because the 501st is a family?
**[02:27] ---**
"Family?"
**[02:30] ---**
"Friends?"
**[02:31] ---**
Friends? Family? Friends? Family?
**[02:35] ---**
Um... I don't think we're best friends.
**[02:39] ---**
What did you do to Sanya?
**[02:42] ---**
We're family, huh? Whew!
**[02:44] ---**
I'll start the camera.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm looking for my parents!
**[02:48] ---**
If you see them, contact St. Trond base!
**[02:52] ---**
Okay, done!
**[02:54] ---**
I hope we get some calls...
**[02:55] ---**
"Ring"
**[02:56] ---**
We got one already.
**[02:58] ---**
"Ring"
**[02:58] ---**
No, it's too soon.
**[03:00] ---**
But who could it be?
**[03:01] ---**
"Ring"
**[03:03] ---**
Well done!
**[03:04] ---**
She's the cutest girl in the three kingdoms!
**[03:07] ---**
Eila...
**[03:08] ---**
It felt like we got an official okay.
**[03:11] ---**
*Spasibo!*
**[03:12] ---**
Don't worry! We're family!
**[03:15] ---**
Let's get back to our standby mission.
**[03:18] ---**
Undo these ropes, then.
**[03:20] ---**
You're on standby here!
**[03:23] ---**
The ropes are digging
into my skin and it hurts!
**[03:26] ---**
--*Bounce*!
**[03:27] ---**
--There we go.
--*Bounce*!
**[03:28] ---**
Miyafuji...
**[03:30] ---**
It's not me, it's the demon inside!
**[03:32] ---**
You're not my friend...
**[03:34] ---**
Don't distance yourself from me!
**[03:36] ---**
"One hour later"
**[03:37] ---**
Keeper, the gorilla did...
**[03:40] ---**
Trude, are we finally free to go?
**[03:42] ---**
I really think I should be
the one to film the movie.
**[03:46] ---**
You'd kill me rather than let me film?
**[03:49] ---**
Sanya!
**[03:51] ---**
I was going to cut the ropes.
**[03:54] ---**
It's my fault this happened to you.
**[03:57] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[03:58] ---**
Oh, I know! Why don't we help
look for your parents, too?
**[04:04] ---**
You'd do that?
**[04:06] ---**
But I don't want to take over Yoshika's movie...
**[04:10] ---**
I'll make it work out for her, too!
**[04:13] ---**
There's no big scene in it right now!
**[04:15] ---**
And there's not enough buildup,
so no one will remember you!
**[04:20] ---**
Thank you!
**[04:22] ---**
No need for thanks!
We're a loving family!
**[04:25] ---**
"Ring"
**[04:27] ---**
Eila, don't use the phone to block her...
**[04:31] ---**
We're family!
**[04:31] ---**
"Ring"
**[04:33] ---**
Hartmann!
**[04:34] ---**
She pierced through!
**[04:37] ---**
Let's follow the plan I made
to make Sanya memorable!
**[04:40] ---**
Yay!
**[04:42] ---**
Y-Yay...
***SIGN*** "The Neuroi make it past the radar and attack the base." "Sanya is attacked (Viewers get worried)" "Miyafuji heals the wounded Sanya"
**[04:44] ---**
I think that's it.
**[04:46] ---**
You'll have to put on a little bit of an act.
**[04:49] ---**
But this method works so well,
you can get in the papers.
**[04:54] ---**
Okay, I'll do my best!
**[04:56] ---**
Hey, what's up?
**[04:58] ---**
Lucchini?
**[05:00] ---**
Well, you see...
**[05:02] ---**
I'm from the land of romance movies!
Let me help!
**[05:06] ---**
Thank you, everybody!
**[05:08] ---**
Sanya's such a good girl.
**[05:11] ---**
What do I do?
**[05:13] ---**
As director, I'm hiring you
to be choreographer!
**[05:15] ---**
I'm the backgrounds person.
**[05:17] ---**
And Sanya is the female star.
**[05:19] ---**
S-Star?
**[05:21] ---**
We want a realistic reaction from the lead,
Miyafuji, so keep it a secret!
**[05:25] ---**
She won't get mad?
**[05:27] ---**
It'll be fine.
**[05:29] ---**
We have someone who'll take
responsibility: the director!
**[05:32] ---**
Right!
**[05:34] ---**
Let's get ready.
**[05:35] ---**
Hold it!
**[05:36] ---**
Maybe we don't need her to get hurt...
**[05:38] ---**
Why? It's important.
**[05:41] ---**
"Peter piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers"
**[05:41] ---**
--Even though Sanya's all ready to go?
--Peter piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers...
**[05:45] ---**
"So far they managed to keep it PG-12"
**[05:45] ---**
Well, it's an all-ages movie!
**[05:49] ---**
We've gotta keep the ratings in mind!
**[05:52] ---**
I'll get Miyafuji and the camera!
**[05:54] ---**
Roger! We'll get ready!
**[05:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:58] ---**
Hey, this plan sucks, doesn't it?
**[05:58] ---**
"Where's the peck of pickled peppers...?"
**[06:00] ---**
Right?
**[06:01] ---**
Shirley wimped out.
**[06:03] ---**
The most important parts of a movie are...
**[06:05] ---**
Thrills! Shock! Suspense!
**[06:07] ---**
And the ratings?
**[06:08] ---**
Play some BGM and bam--
it's a music video!
**[06:11] ---**
Okay, script change.
**[06:13] ---**
We need a sea of blood to bring out
the horrors of the battlefield.
**[06:18] ---**
A sea of blood?
**[06:19] ---**
I use this knife on my belly, right?
**[06:22] ---**
No, she's too pure!
**[06:24] ---**
No! Not at all!
**[06:26] ---**
I brought ketchup!
**[06:28] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[06:30] ---**
But does it look like blood?
**[06:31] ---**
On film you can't tell!
**[06:31] ---**
"A witch in the far north sneezed."
**[06:34] ---**
Next, this is our plan for the Neuroi.
***SIGN*** "If we wear Mina's Neuroi transformation set,
we turn into pretty girls, so we'll say
she's fighting super-small units"
***SIGN*** "I'm wearing black and above the hanger, I use
the Fliegerhammer for an awesome battle."
"I defeat the Neuroi! (I splatter ketchup around to make it look real)" "°About Getting the Neuroi Ready"
**[06:37] ---**
This is very mysterious.
**[06:39] ---**
Okay, Sanya, lie down at the entrance.
**[06:42] ---**
Like this?
**[06:44] ---**
*Splatter*!
**[06:45] ---**
It's cold!
**[06:46] ---**
Okay, let's begin!
**[06:48] ---**
What's wrong, Hartmann?
**[06:51] ---**
A family member covered in blood...
**[06:51] ---**
"A family member covered in blood..."
"It's hard for a doctor to bear..."
**[06:57] ---**
Trouble, everybody!
**[06:59] ---**
How'd she get out?
**[07:00] ---**
The ropes came loose?
**[07:01] ---**
That aside...
**[07:03] ---**
Neuroi are attacking the base!
**[07:06] ---**
How?
**[07:07] ---**
The radar team didn't say anything.
**[07:09] ---**
She usually puts more effort into her pranks...
**[07:10] ---**
"Bzzt! Bzzt!"
**[07:12] ---**
Huh? Sirens?
**[07:13] ---**
The sirens, and then her pale face...
**[07:15] ---**
We're sorry! Let's go!
**[07:17] ---**
Sanya's fighting above the hanger.
**[07:21] ---**
Sanya's fighting them?
**[07:22] ---**
Say that first! It's actually believable.
**[07:26] ---**
This is big. Take your camera.
**[07:29] ---**
During an emergency? Fine.
**[07:31] ---**
You're taking it, huh?
**[07:33] ---**
Above the hanger!
**[07:35] ---**
That black spot!
**[07:38] ---**
The battle's begun!
**[07:39] ---**
Let's hurry!
**[07:40] ---**
They actually went and did it!
**[07:44] ---**
She defeated them! Good!
**[07:45] ---**
"Sputter Sputter"
**[07:46] ---**
Huh? Something's wrong...
**[07:49] ---**
She crashed!
**[07:51] ---**
Oh, no!
**[07:52] ---**
How could this happen?
**[07:54] ---**
What is this?
**[07:56] ---**
Yoshika...
**[07:58] ---**
I don't want to lose more family!
**[08:00] ---**
What's going on here?
**[08:02] ---**
Mom... Dad... I want to see you...
**[08:07] ---**
She's so good at this.
**[08:09] ---**
No, wait... maybe this isn't fake?
**[08:14] ---**
I need to check...
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, this smell. It's ketchup.
**[08:19] ---**
Good stuff, too.
**[08:20] ---**
What are you smiling about?
**[08:23] ---**
You're terrible.
**[08:27] ---**
Sanya, are you okay?
**[08:31] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:32] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[08:34] ---**
Crap! This has gone too far!
**[08:37] ---**
Ha! You were too late!
**[08:39] ---**
No, we made it in time.
**[08:42] ---**
How was I?
**[08:43] ---**
You're a star!
**[08:46] ---**
Hartmann? Huh?
**[08:48] ---**
Okay, you clean up, Director.
**[08:51] ---**
We're gonna go have a celebration!
**[08:53] ---**
No!
**[08:54] ---**
Not happening.
**[08:56] ---**
She's in charge!
**[08:58] ---**
Director barrier!
**[09:01] ---**
You wanted to make it more
exciting and memorable?
**[09:03] ---**
Well, it goes against military rules,
but I understand.
**[09:08] ---**
I'll let you off with just one hit.
**[09:10] ---**
Line up.
**[09:11] ---**
Your ears are showing! Your ears!
**[09:14] ---**
They did it for me!
**[09:17] ---**
So hit me four times!
**[09:20] ---**
G-Go ahead...
**[09:23] ---**
I'm the director! Do me!
**[09:25] ---**
Me, too!
**[09:26] ---**
We're all responsible!
**[09:28] ---**
This scene's showing how
they're such good friends!
**[09:31] ---**
But it just makes it worse for Barkhorn!
**[09:37] ---**
"Ka-thunk"
**[09:37] ---**
Bad girl!
**[09:38] ---**
Jeez, you should've just said something
and I would've helped!
**[09:42] ---**
Sorry!
**[09:43] ---**
No fair!
**[09:45] ---**
Well, just like you all planned,
this'll help find Sanya's parents.
**[09:51] ---**
Yeah, I'm sure we'll find them!
**[09:54] ---**
I love you all!
**[09:56] ---**
Well, it all worked out!
**[09:58] ---**
Great!
**[09:59] ---**
Right?
**[10:00] ---**
"Meanwhile, Aboard the *Yamato*"
**[10:01] ---**
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
**[10:06] ---**
Eila started bleeding from her nose and eyes!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
Today we'll talk about unique abilities!
**[11:46] ---**
"Unique Abilities"
**[11:52] ---**
In addition to normal abilities
like the power to create shields,
**[11:57] ---**
some witches have special powers.
**[12:00] ---**
These are called unique abilities,
**[12:05] ---**
and there're plenty of different types!
**[12:09] ---**
First, there're healing abilities,
like Yoshika's got.
**[12:13] ---**
This ability can heal animals and people.
**[12:16] ---**
And it's helped me out a lot!
**[12:19] ---**
There's also magic that enhances
physical abilities, like Barkhorn's strength,
**[12:25] ---**
and Shirley and Krupinski's speed boosts.
**[12:30] ---**
And there's magic which makes you
better at detecting things.
**[12:34] ---**
Sanya and Mina have that!
**[12:37] ---**
And some can even control natural phenomena,
like Hartmann's Sturm
**[12:43] ---**
and Lucchini's Sunlight Strike!
**[12:46] ---**
The Witches use these abilities
to cut down the Neuroi!
**[12:54] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:04] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[13:05] ---**
It looks like the cold winters
of Petersburg are continuing.
**[13:10] ---**
Supplies have stopped and the 502nd
is in its biggest danger yet!
**[13:15] ---**
"502nd, You're Running Your First Errand?"
**[13:15] ---**
Next time: 502nd,
"You're Running Your First Errand?"
**[13:20] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:25] ---**
**[13:27] ---**
**[13:29] ---**
# E10 - 502nd, You're Running Your First Errand?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN32PV/502nd-youre-running-your-first-errand)
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**[01:32] ---**
"502nd, You're Running Your First Errand?"
**[01:34] ---**
What am I doing here this early in the morning?
**[01:37] ---**
We have an important mission for you, Kanno.
**[01:39] ---**
An escort mission.
**[01:41] ---**
Escort? It doesn't have to do with the Neuroi?
**[01:44] ---**
First, look at this picture. What do you think?
**[01:48] ---**
I'm not sure what I'm seeing here.
Shimohara's helping a sick girl?
**[01:51] ---**
What about this modified version?
**[01:54] ---**
"Nipa" "Kettle"
"Boobs Mean She Can't See Her Feet"
"Sick Person"
**[01:56] ---**
That sick person's in big trouble!
She can't do that job!
**[01:57] ---**
"Knife" "Apple"
"Heater" "Rotting Floor"
"Logs on Floor"
**[02:00] ---**
So what I want you to do is stop Nipa,
and Krupinski, too,
**[02:04] ---**
from trying to take care of a sick Karibuchi.
**[02:08] ---**
It's Hikari in that bed?!
**[02:11] ---**
I took this photo last night.
**[02:14] ---**
Is she sick?
**[02:16] ---**
She's got a cold. Probably from
jumping in sub-zero water.
**[02:19] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[02:21] ---**
I'm probably being too worried, but Karibuchi
is a critical, critical resource for us.
**[02:26] ---**
I don't want there to be any
chance things get worse.
**[02:29] ---**
Resource?
**[02:30] ---**
Whatever. I'll go find them.
**[02:33] ---**
Good luck.
**[02:38] ---**
That's both of them.
**[02:39] ---**
Where's Hikari?
**[02:41] ---**
Did she oversleep?
**[02:43] ---**
About that... I got worried and went
to see her. She's in bed with a cold.
**[02:48] ---**
Hey!
**[02:50] ---**
"I know ignorance is no excuse...
but this is mean..."
"I shared classified information."
**[02:50] ---**
So, you see, you're not allowed to go see her.
**[02:53] ---**
I refuse that order! I need to apologize!
**[02:58] ---**
I need to respect your wishes though, I guess.
**[03:01] ---**
Do what I tell you.
**[03:03] ---**
Okay!
**[03:04] ---**
No shouting. No scaring her. No touching her.
**[03:09] ---**
Roger!
**[03:10] ---**
It's like you're taking a little kid to a zoo...
**[03:13] ---**
Okay, let's go.
**[03:14] ---**
I'll get ready!
**[03:16] ---**
Hey, are you just ignoring me? Hey!
**[03:19] ---**
We're coming in.
**[03:21] ---**
Guys...
**[03:23] ---**
How are you feeling?
**[03:24] ---**
I'm sorry, I got sick...
**[03:27] ---**
Sorry, Hikari!
**[03:29] ---**
Stay away from me, Nipa!
**[03:33] ---**
Hey! I know how you feel, but...
**[03:35] ---**
I can't let our ace get sick.
**[03:38] ---**
It's okay if you've got a mask on.
**[03:42] ---**
I'm sorry! I didn't know this would happen.
**[03:44] ---**
It's fine.
**[03:46] ---**
But you're a long ways away from me...
**[03:48] ---**
If I get close, my bad luck might hurt you.
**[03:52] ---**
I'd much rather not have you avoiding me...
**[03:56] ---**
Thank you! I'm so glad I came!
**[03:59] ---**
What about me? What about me?
**[04:01] ---**
"I want to join in..."
**[04:01] ---**
I'm glad you came...
**[04:04] ---**
I'll go report to our commander.
Can you watch her?
**[04:07] ---**
Leave it to us.
**[04:09] ---**
Hikari, is there anything you
want me to do? I'll do anything!
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, dear. I've come down with a fever, too...
**[04:16] ---**
Thanks, but no thanks...
**[04:18] ---**
She's fading in and out...
**[04:20] ---**
We need to help her get better soon.
**[04:22] ---**
If there's something you can do, do it.
**[04:24] ---**
Okay!
**[04:25] ---**
I know a good way to cure a cold, too.
**[04:27] ---**
You've got a fever, right? Go home.
**[04:30] ---**
You can kiss someone to make their cold--
**[04:32] ---**
Just kidding! First, you warm up the room.
**[04:36] ---**
Oh, I know that one, too!
**[04:37] ---**
"Vodka" "Beer"
**[04:37] ---**
And then, you drink this!
**[04:40] ---**
No, this!
**[04:41] ---**
No!
**[04:43] ---**
Are you stupid?!
**[04:45] ---**
Why?
**[04:46] ---**
Of course we're not doing that!
**[04:48] ---**
Well, do you have any better ideas?
**[04:52] ---**
Watch over her silently.
**[04:53] ---**
"Hah!"
**[04:54] ---**
No! No! Jose's taking care of her.
Let's not do anything.
**[04:57] ---**
This is a traditional method.
You got a problem with that?
**[05:00] ---**
Am I in the wrong here?
**[05:02] ---**
Let's use my method then.
**[05:03] ---**
No, my method!
**[05:05] ---**
Mine!
**[05:07] ---**
If you won't give in, then fine.
**[05:09] ---**
Fine.
**[05:10] ---**
Champagne!
**[05:11] ---**
"Mix"
**[05:12] ---**
You probably need to dilute it a little.
**[05:15] ---**
Yeah. Let's add some hot water.
**[05:18] ---**
Good, that'll warm her up.
**[05:20] ---**
Okay, I'll--
**[05:24] ---**
The two of them...!
**[05:30] ---**
Supplies have been cut off due to the snow.
**[05:34] ---**
"My food..."
**[05:34] ---**
Jose! Jose!
**[05:37] ---**
--Jose, stay calm!
--How long a delay is it going to be?
**[05:38] ---**
We don't know.
**[05:40] ---**
There's no snow falling here, too.
**[05:43] ---**
There's food, though.
**[05:45] ---**
Wow, you snow country guys
know how to handle snow!
**[05:48] ---**
See! Plain-flavored snow cones,
stacked up to the second floor!
**[05:53] ---**
I tried to tell a snow country joke
to lighten up the mood, but...
**[05:58] ---**
We'll have to go buy food.
**[06:00] ---**
Um, I want to go, too!
**[06:02] ---**
Wow, you're really enthusiastic!
**[06:04] ---**
I've never left the base before!
I want to see the people I'm protecting!
**[06:10] ---**
That's so nice, Hikari!
**[06:12] ---**
Yeah. So nice it makes me sick.
**[06:17] ---**
We're getting money for fighting the Neuroi
even though they never actually show up.
**[06:22] ---**
We can't look the people in the eyes.
**[06:24] ---**
Oww...
**[06:25] ---**
When they find out we're in the 502nd,
everyone gets really grateful!
**[06:29] ---**
We're training and stuff!
It's okay to be proud!
**[06:33] ---**
R-Right!
**[06:35] ---**
As long as you don't break any machinery.
**[06:37] ---**
Who else wants to go?
**[06:39] ---**
What about Jose?
**[06:43] ---**
My head hurts... I can't take any more!
**[06:47] ---**
Jose's fine! She'll go with me!
**[06:50] ---**
"Ouch"
**[06:51] ---**
You were eating the snow?
**[06:53] ---**
Take Jose, too!
**[06:56] ---**
I'll go, too.
**[06:58] ---**
That settles it then.
**[06:59] ---**
Get some snacks--just food.
**[07:02] ---**
I want some grape juice then!
**[07:05] ---**
I want sweets.
**[07:06] ---**
Right, right.
**[07:08] ---**
I guess there's no food
till you get back, though.
**[07:11] ---**
I knew this might happen!
**[07:13] ---**
I have such bad luck that I decided
to buy canned goods just in case!
**[07:17] ---**
Nice!
**[07:19] ---**
*Surströmming!*
**[07:21] ---**
"Take me with you..."
**[07:22] ---**
Look at the time!
**[07:23] ---**
--So mean!
--It's not happening!
**[07:26] ---**
So this is what the town looks like!
**[07:28] ---**
I'll go to the brewery. You guys get the food.
**[07:32] ---**
You're going alone?
**[07:34] ---**
The laws here say you have
to be over 18 to buy alcohol.
**[07:38] ---**
That's right! You're 19!
**[07:42] ---**
Um...
**[07:45] ---**
The fake countess hasn't broken anything lately.
Maybe I'll buy her something nice.
**[07:46] ---**
"Stare"
**[07:50] ---**
Excuse me.
**[07:53] ---**
Does he recognize me?
**[07:55] ---**
Um, kids aren't allowed to buy this.
**[08:01] ---**
We bought a lot!
**[08:03] ---**
Huh? Edytha's late.
**[08:05] ---**
Maybe all the stuff she bought is heavy.
**[08:08] ---**
Let's go to her.
**[08:10] ---**
There she is!
**[08:11] ---**
Kids shouldn't drink alcohol!
**[08:14] ---**
I'm 19, though! I'm a flight instructor!
**[08:19] ---**
--Give me your name and address
so I can call your parents!
**[08:19] ---**
--She's being treated like a child!
--Give me your name and address
so I can call your parents!
**[08:22] ---**
Um...
**[08:23] ---**
Another kid!
**[08:24] ---**
Don't look! Don't look at me like this!
**[08:29] ---**
They're late...
**[08:30] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[08:31] ---**
Damn it. I bet they're having fun in town.
**[08:35] ---**
Listen, let's eat this canned--
**[08:36] ---**
I'm not that hungry.
**[08:38] ---**
But you don't have any better ideas, right?
**[08:39] ---**
"Ring!"
**[08:40] ---**
The phone! That must be them!
**[08:43] ---**
Yes, this is Rall!
**[08:45] ---**
This is the police.
**[08:47] ---**
The police!
**[08:48] ---**
Your kids refused to do anything
but give us this phone number...
**[08:53] ---**
The cops have the three of them?
**[08:55] ---**
I need you to come down here
and explain yourself, as their mother.
**[09:00] ---**
Roger. I'm not their mom.
**[09:03] ---**
I'll back you up.
**[09:05] ---**
Waltrud!
**[09:06] ---**
The reason they bought alcohol was...
**[09:09] ---**
They're at the age where they
want to feel like grown-ups.
**[09:12] ---**
I'm sorry. I'll punish them.
**[09:14] ---**
--Punish!
--You're going to be punished
**[09:14] ---**
"Punish"
**[09:16] ---**
when they get home.
**[09:17] ---**
No! I don't want her coming!
**[09:20] ---**
Give us some time to discuss this.
We'll call you back.
**[09:23] ---**
"She has the biggest boobs!"
**[09:23] ---**
What do we do?
**[09:25] ---**
Nipa's the only one who could pass as an adult.
**[09:28] ---**
I don't understand why.
**[09:30] ---**
"Ring!"
**[09:31] ---**
The cops are in a hurry.
I'll talk to them--you guys figure it out.
**[09:35] ---**
Sorry, we haven't decided
which parent we're sending...
**[09:39] ---**
Parent?
**[09:41] ---**
I'll go save them!
**[09:42] ---**
You might screw up and make things worse.
**[09:45] ---**
I wanted to discuss schedules,
but you seem busy.
**[09:49] ---**
No...
**[09:51] ---**
What? Hikari's in trouble! I'll go!
**[09:56] ---**
All of you shut up, now!
**[09:58] ---**
It's Takami on the line!
**[10:00] ---**
Hikari's in trouble!
**[10:02] ---**
Don't worry!
**[10:03] ---**
I can't tell you because it's
classified, but it's nothing!
**[10:05] ---**
Yeah, she's fine!
**[10:07] ---**
--Right!
**[10:08] ---**
--You're lying!
--Right!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
Today we'll talk about these
two members of the 502nd!
**[11:51] ---**
First is Shimohara Sadako from the Fuso Navy!
**[11:57] ---**
She served under the famous
Sakamoto Mio at the battle of Libau.
**[12:04] ---**
In other words, she's also got something
in common with Yoshika!
**[12:08] ---**
She's not just a great fighter,
she's very smart and good at cooking.
**[12:15] ---**
She's now a critical part of the 502nd!
**[12:21] ---**
And she's always gentle and kind.
An ideal witch with no flaws!
**[12:30] ---**
Next is a witch from Gallia:
Georgette Lemare, AKA Jose!
**[12:38] ---**
Her family ran an inn, so she's very good
at cleaning and making the bed.
**[12:43] ---**
She also has the same healing power as Yoshika!
**[12:48] ---**
She looks like somebody who'd be
very handy around the house, right?
**[12:52] ---**
But before she came to the 502nd,
she did many amazing things,
**[12:56] ---**
like protecting a warship all by
herself in the African Theater.
**[13:01] ---**
"My food..."
**[13:01] ---**
Maybe she's scary if you get her mad...
**[13:05] ---**
No, it's nothing!
**[13:08] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:17] ---**
It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
**[13:18] ---**
There's big trouble at the 501st!
**[13:22] ---**
What is Eila's fate aboard
the battleship *Yamato*?
**[13:24] ---**
And will they be able to reunite?
**[13:28] ---**
Next time: "501st,
You're Going Back to that Sky?"
**[13:28] ---**
"Next time:
501st, You're Going Back to that Sky?"
**[13:33] ---**
This time, World Witches is actually taking off?
**[13:38] ---**
**[13:40] ---**
# E11 - 501st, You're Going Back to that Sky?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZP7M5/501st-youre-going-back-to-that-sky)
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**[01:30] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika!
**[01:32] ---**
Sanya came to be in our movie.
**[01:35] ---**
The filming's going well,
**[01:39] ---**
but something awful has happened
to Eila aboard the battleship *Yamato*!
**[01:43] ---**
We're back together as of today.
**[01:43] ---**
"501st, You're Going Back to that Sky?"
**[01:46] ---**
I bet Yoshika's movie is
almost done then, too.
**[01:49] ---**
Let's end with some fireworks!
**[01:52] ---**
Um...
**[01:53] ---**
Sanya, what's up?
**[01:55] ---**
Can we have a party to celebrate
the 501st coming back together?
**[01:55] ---**
"I want to do things with you all now,
since I'll be on night duty again."
**[01:59] ---**
I see! Let's do
a real party for Sanya!
**[02:02] ---**
It'd be fun to have one with no trouble.
**[02:04] ---**
But it's no fun to make it too serious.
**[02:07] ---**
Yes, which means...
**[02:09] ---**
We probably can't control ourselves,
so please watch over us!
**[02:14] ---**
"There's no reforming you now, huh?"
**[02:14] ---**
Well, I'll help.
**[02:16] ---**
Thank you, Yoshika!
**[02:19] ---**
Wouldn't it be better to ask
Barkhorn for help, too?
**[02:24] ---**
No, she'll just tell Mina.
**[02:27] ---**
What's wrong with...?
**[02:30] ---**
You're an ace because you're
great at seeing danger, huh?
**[02:30] ---**
"Click"
**[02:34] ---**
It's my first time. Where do we start?
**[02:36] ---**
The first step is always to put
into words what you want to do!
**[02:40] ---**
"501st Reunion Party"
**[02:40] ---**
I made us a banner!
**[02:42] ---**
Oh, wait. Sakamoto might not
be coming back.
**[02:47] ---**
We need to make sure
we've got a backup plan, then.
**[02:50] ---**
Let's make it a celebration
of Miyafuji's return.
**[02:52] ---**
"Huh! I appreciate it, but..."
**[02:52] ---**
I see!
**[02:53] ---**
"Miyafuji: Congrats on
No Longer Being Unemployed"
**[02:54] ---**
You didn't have any orders,
so you were unemployed until now.
**[02:57] ---**
No way.
**[02:58] ---**
I'll find out when Mina's group is getting back,
and call Perrine's group, too.
**[03:04] ---**
Okay, I'll do the cooking!
**[03:06] ---**
I'll help, too!
**[03:10] ---**
Lucchini, you can cook?
**[03:12] ---**
Me, too, then!
**[03:15] ---**
You can cook, huh?
**[03:17] ---**
I can't, okay!
**[03:19] ---**
We cooked!
**[03:20] ---**
"Several Hours Later"
**[03:21] ---**
Wow!
**[03:22] ---**
This kind of bugs me.
**[03:24] ---**
I'll go call Barkhorn, then.
**[03:27] ---**
Tell her to bring her camera
so we can film the party.
**[03:30] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[03:32] ---**
Every party video has...
**[03:34] ---**
An exploding cake!
**[03:35] ---**
A standard for the next half-century!
**[03:39] ---**
We were actually gonna do it!
**[03:40] ---**
Thank you, really!
**[03:42] ---**
Be careful, okay?
**[03:44] ---**
"They called Barkhorn..."
**[03:45] ---**
A party? Without me watching them prep?
**[03:48] ---**
You may not believe this,
but they were actually helpful!
**[03:52] ---**
"You can believe Miyafuji!!"
**[03:52] ---**
I see.
**[03:53] ---**
If Miyafuji says so.
**[03:55] ---**
"Negotiating with a blackmail victim!!"
**[03:55] ---**
Miyafuji, wink twice for yes.
**[03:59] ---**
But we're not sure we're
getting back together yet.
**[04:02] ---**
It's too soon.
**[04:04] ---**
Mina said she'd bring Sakamoto back, though!
**[04:07] ---**
No, I mean Eila.
**[04:12] ---**
We hadn't thought of that!
**[04:14] ---**
I actually hadn't thought about
what Eila's thinking.
**[04:18] ---**
She may want to go to the 502nd
to be with Nipa.
**[04:21] ---**
I need a backup plan...
**[04:23] ---**
"Goodbye Eila &
501st Reunion Party"
**[04:24] ---**
There we go!
**[04:25] ---**
Sanya!
**[04:26] ---**
Thanks for the invitation!
**[04:27] ---**
"Oh, Perrine's group is here..."
**[04:30] ---**
Why are you all so glum?
**[04:32] ---**
They're saying the 501st might
not be coming back together,
**[04:35] ---**
so we might not have the party.
**[04:38] ---**
--Oh, no!
--That's not fair!
**[04:39] ---**
"They were both looking forward to
the 501st coming back together..."
**[04:41] ---**
"If we cancel it you can take all the food!!"
**[04:42] ---**
I brought take-home bags because
I thought there'd be leftovers.
**[04:45] ---**
Um, Nipa is in the 502nd.
**[04:49] ---**
Maybe Eila might...
**[04:51] ---**
We were arrogant and thought
we'd always be together.
**[04:55] ---**
We need a plan!
**[04:58] ---**
And we need to film it
to leave evidence!
**[05:00] ---**
And in the end, everyone will cry.
**[05:01] ---**
They want to mess around.
**[05:05] ---**
Eila's here.
**[05:07] ---**
Sanya, go for it!
**[05:09] ---**
Okay!
**[05:10] ---**
Sanya's eyes are filled with resolve.
**[05:12] ---**
Um, Eila...
**[05:15] ---**
Are you free now?
***SIGN*** "Are you free now?
(Are you not part of another unit?)"
***SIGN*** "Free!?
(Not seeing anyone)"
**[05:16] ---**
Free?
**[05:19] ---**
No, wait. You may be misunderstanding her.
**[05:19] ---**
"Um..."
**[05:19] ---**
"Let's let them have some more fun"
"Um..."
**[05:23] ---**
Hey, is she hitting on me?
**[05:26] ---**
Yup!
**[05:27] ---**
We all want you to say yes!
**[05:30] ---**
I have the right to decide!
**[05:32] ---**
We're even having a bridal party!
**[05:35] ---**
Well?
**[05:36] ---**
But it's up to how you feel, Sanya!
**[05:39] ---**
"Uwah, she's trying to get
more compliments out of her"
**[05:39] ---**
Tell me more about how you feel about me!
**[05:42] ---**
More?
**[05:43] ---**
"Leave it to me!!"
**[05:44] ---**
"'I love you Eila,'
by Erica Hartmann
1945"
**[05:45] ---**
"Thank you for always supporting me
and helping me look for my parents.
**[05:48] ---**
I-I love you, Eila!"
**[05:51] ---**
So it's a yes!
**[05:52] ---**
"By Erica Hartmann, 1945."
**[05:57] ---**
"Why did you even put that there!!"
**[05:57] ---**
--Silence.
--Eila!
**[05:57] ---**
"Why did you even put that there!!"
"I didn't think she'd read it!!"
**[05:58] ---**
She's dead!
**[06:00] ---**
Um, I basically meant it, anyway!
**[06:05] ---**
She's a phoenix!
**[06:06] ---**
Let me just come out and ask.
**[06:08] ---**
You'll join the 501st, where Sanya is, right?
**[06:12] ---**
Huh? Yeah, I will.
**[06:15] ---**
I'm glad.
**[06:16] ---**
But do we have to send Nipa the bad news?
**[06:21] ---**
I'll call her on a day where my fortune-telling
tells me she's having bad luck.
**[06:24] ---**
Good. She'll be happy.
**[06:27] ---**
Oh, right!
Talking about Nipa reminded me!
**[06:30] ---**
I caused trouble for
the 502nd on my trip, right?
**[06:34] ---**
I need to meet them and thank them!
**[06:36] ---**
She's so polite.
**[06:38] ---**
This girl...
**[06:39] ---**
I need to thank the Noble Witches, too.
**[06:43] ---**
That's the place that wanted me
to be commander, right?
**[06:47] ---**
The ones I want to thank the most are...
**[06:47] ---**
"A" "B"
**[06:50] ---**
Who?
**[06:51] ---**
Huh? My file with my targets...
**[06:56] ---**
"In this moment, Hartmann
saved many comrades!!"
**[06:56] ---**
A letter will do nicely, right?
**[06:58] ---**
Yes.
**[07:00] ---**
"Oh, my" "Uuuuh"
"But give back my photos, okay..."
**[07:00] ---**
I'm back.
**[07:02] ---**
You managed to bring her back, huh?
**[07:06] ---**
It was rough, though!
**[07:08] ---**
"Military negotiations
finally come down to force!!"
**[07:08] ---**
You're such a great negotiator...
**[07:12] ---**
I was surprised to hear from Trude
that we're having a party.
**[07:15] ---**
If you'd have told me, I would
have made something good.
**[07:18] ---**
We're all done cooking! Everybody sit down!
**[07:22] ---**
It's nice when nothing goes wrong.
**[07:25] ---**
This doesn't feel right.
**[07:27] ---**
Okay, Sanya can give the toast!
**[07:30] ---**
Mina can do it, since it's our reunion.
**[07:33] ---**
Is that what this party is for?
**[07:34] ---**
Okay, everybody get your glasses.
**[07:37] ---**
To the (hopeful) reunion of the 501st.
**[07:43] ---**
Why are you all looking at me like that?
**[07:45] ---**
We haven't gotten the official orders
from all the different countries yet.
**[07:49] ---**
It only took an instant to split up the 501st,
but it's tough to get it back together.
**[07:54] ---**
Then it's possible we might not
get back together after all?
**[07:57] ---**
I'm sure it'll work out.
**[08:00] ---**
We have someone who
helps us out at times like this...
**[08:04] ---**
The way she's talking...
**[08:06] ---**
Yes, the Neuroi are there for the 501st!
**[08:09] ---**
Yup! If the Neuroi come, we'll be
brought back for an emergency!
**[08:15] ---**
They're not coming!
**[08:17] ---**
Why?
**[08:18] ---**
Why? They always come!
**[08:18] ---**
"Don't be ridiculous"
**[08:20] ---**
Come to us, Neuroi!
**[08:22] ---**
Hey!
**[08:23] ---**
Barkhorn, how's the movie coming?
**[08:26] ---**
It just needs editing now.
**[08:28] ---**
Editing? I'm in!
**[08:31] ---**
Yeah! I need to make sure
there're no military secrets in it!
**[08:34] ---**
Let's cut that stuff with the ketchup!
**[08:36] ---**
And the scene where you got mad at me.
**[08:38] ---**
And my sexy scene...
**[08:40] ---**
I want to dub all the scenes with Sanya.
**[08:43] ---**
What are you people talking about?
**[08:45] ---**
Fuso's Army PR department
will be doing the editing.
**[08:50] ---**
No!
**[08:52] ---**
I'm sure Miyafuji looked
stupid at some point!
**[08:54] ---**
Don't worry. I wouldn't film that.
**[08:57] ---**
I was right to leave you in charge.
**[09:00] ---**
Anyway, we're done filming.
**[09:03] ---**
Good work.
**[09:04] ---**
It was my first time, so it was hard.
**[09:07] ---**
It'll be even harder when you're a big star.
**[09:11] ---**
I know! Let's have a word
from Miyafuji before our toast.
**[09:16] ---**
It was you that got everybody back together!
**[09:19] ---**
You're always there for the 501st!
**[09:22] ---**
You just said that about the Neuroi.
**[09:25] ---**
Okay, if I may...
**[09:28] ---**
When I went back to Fuso,
I didn't think I'd see you all again.
**[09:32] ---**
I can't wait to have more fun with you all...
**[09:36] ---**
Fun... Fun...
**[09:38] ---**
Fun...
**[09:39] ---**
Don't stammer there!
**[09:40] ---**
--Fun...
--What are you remembering?
**[09:42] ---**
Okay, I've said my piece.
**[09:45] ---**
Back to you!
**[09:46] ---**
O-Okay.
**[09:48] ---**
Okay, to Miyafuji's recovery,
**[09:51] ---**
and Mio's new wings,
**[09:53] ---**
and to the miracle that
brought us together again...
**[09:56] ---**
Cheers!
**[09:57] ---**
Cheers!
**[10:01] ---**
Why now?
**[10:03] ---**
Oh, the Neuroi were waiting for our toast!
**[10:06] ---**
Oh jeez...
**[10:07] ---**
501st, take off!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
"Joint Fighter Wings"
**[11:46] ---**
Today we'll talk about Joint Fighter Wings!
**[11:52] ---**
A Joint Fighter Wing is a completely
independent fighter wing,
**[11:56] ---**
centered around witches,
and used to fight the Neuroi.
**[12:02] ---**
What makes it most unique
is that talented witches are
**[12:06] ---**
brought from different countries
all around the world,
**[12:10] ---**
making it a dream team
fighting to protect the world!
**[12:15] ---**
As of this year, 1945,
there's Yoshika's 501st,
**[12:21] ---**
Karibuchi Hikari's group, the 502nd,
**[12:24] ---**
and all the way up to the 508th.
**[12:28] ---**
They're mostly centered in Europe,
where they fight the Neuroi.
**[12:33] ---**
In addition to the witches,
**[12:35] ---**
a Joint Fighter Wing will have
over 1,000 other personnel
**[12:41] ---**
handling repairs, communications,
and logistics.
**[12:45] ---**
Whatever it takes to help
them fight their best!
**[12:48] ---**
The witches couldn't do it without them!
**[12:52] ---**
Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
**[13:01] ---**
It's me, Miyafuji Yoshika.
**[13:03] ---**
Takami's going back to the 502nd,
and for some reason I'm there, too!
**[13:08] ---**
At last, the Karibuchi
sisters will be together!
**[13:12] ---**
Right?
**[13:13] ---**
"502nd, Sister Aces are Taking Off?"
**[13:13] ---**
Next time: "502nd, Sister
Aces are Taking Off?"
**[13:19] ---**
This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
**[13:24] ---**
**[13:26] ---**
**[13:28] ---**
# E12 - 502nd, Sister Aces are Taking Off?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU457E5/502nd-sister-aces-are-taking-off)
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**[01:30] ---**
"502nd, Sister Aces are Taking Off?"
**[01:33] ---**
What is this sound?
**[01:35] ---**
No way!
**[01:37] ---**
You're sure about this, Sasha?
**[01:39] ---**
Yes! I saw it myself!
**[01:41] ---**
Is Hikari really safe?
**[01:44] ---**
I can't believe the big Karibuchi sister
actually came!
**[01:47] ---**
"Commander's Room"
**[01:48] ---**
She's safe! Whew!
**[01:51] ---**
Were you able to relax back at home?
**[01:54] ---**
Huh?
**[01:55] ---**
It was a big mess because of the lie we told!
**[01:58] ---**
Listen to this!
**[02:00] ---**
She's acting like we were a part of her lie...
**[02:02] ---**
Shh! We'll be glad to hear your story.
**[02:05] ---**
"Several Days ago in Sasebo, Fuso"
**[02:05] ---**
I returned home for a few days...
**[02:09] ---**
Good morning, this is your morning news.
**[02:12] ---**
The ship carrying Karibuchi Takami
is arriving in Sasebo today.
**[02:17] ---**
According to the military,
**[02:19] ---**
she was badly wounded in a fight with
Neuroi that appeared in the North Sea.
**[02:24] ---**
The military is receiving hundreds of messages
from fans and worried citizens,
**[02:29] ---**
and is struggling to answer them all.
**[02:31] ---**
I stopped leaving my room.
**[02:34] ---**
I want to go see Hikari...
**[02:36] ---**
I know! I'll call and ask
what a good date is.
**[02:40] ---**
Um, I want to contact the 502nd.
**[02:45] ---**
Okay, I'll get a phone ready.
**[02:47] ---**
Officer Karibuchi, may I
have your autograph?
**[02:50] ---**
Okay.
**[02:52] ---**
Sign here!
**[02:54] ---**
No! She's got my merchandise.
**[02:57] ---**
"She found out later that her parents
bought lots of luxury furniture."
**[02:57] ---**
Did they sell any for Hikari?
**[03:00] ---**
Probably?
**[03:02] ---**
If I run to the store and then run back...
**[03:06] ---**
Huh? Engine sounds?
**[03:08] ---**
A witch? Heading here?
**[03:12] ---**
You're Karibuchi Takami!
**[03:15] ---**
Yes...
**[03:16] ---**
Hello! I'm Miyafuji Yoshika,
your examining physician!
**[03:22] ---**
Sakamoto told me to go save you.
**[03:25] ---**
Her, too?
**[03:27] ---**
You're from the 501st,
you were in the papers...
**[03:31] ---**
"Huh? I hear Karibuchi's voice...?"
**[03:32] ---**
Come inside! Quickly!
**[03:35] ---**
"I guess I imagined it..."
**[03:36] ---**
Whew...
**[03:38] ---**
Okay, let's get started.
**[03:40] ---**
I was back in Japan,
**[03:41] ---**
and then I heard a witch took a hit in
the chest and flew here as fast as I could!
**[03:47] ---**
That ketchup is still coming
back to haunt me?
**[03:50] ---**
Now that we've done our introductions,
let's start the exam!
**[03:54] ---**
Miyafuji hasn't taken her eyes off my "wound."
**[03:57] ---**
She has such a noble mind!
**[03:59] ---**
I'm causing problems
for someone like that...
**[04:01] ---**
Treating a wound is a race against time.
**[04:03] ---**
I'll give you a physical on the way.
**[04:05] ---**
Um, my doctor's already treated it.
**[04:08] ---**
No!
**[04:09] ---**
People these days don't understand
the value of a second opinion.
**[04:09] ---**
"Waiting Room"
**[04:14] ---**
Second...?
**[04:15] ---**
And you don't get to decide anyway, I do!
**[04:18] ---**
Time for a punishment exam!
**[04:19] ---**
Um, I brought the phone...
**[04:22] ---**
Sorry, I need to make a call.
**[04:26] ---**
"Takami hearing about
Hikari being in trouble"
**[04:28] ---**
I'm sorry! I need to get to
Eastern Europe immediately!
**[04:32] ---**
Don't worry, I understand
your family's in trouble.
**[04:35] ---**
Tears of blood!
**[04:37] ---**
She wanted to finish treating me, huh?
**[04:39] ---**
What a wonderful person!
**[04:41] ---**
Damn you, Neuroi...
**[04:43] ---**
It was really rough!
**[04:46] ---**
Let's go see Hikari, then.
**[04:49] ---**
Yes.
**[04:50] ---**
"Hikari"
**[04:50] ---**
Karibuchi, you awake?
**[04:52] ---**
Yes, I'll open the door.
**[04:56] ---**
Good morning, Hikari!
**[04:58] ---**
No way...
**[05:00] ---**
Sister!
**[05:00] ---**
"It's not a very moving sight..."
"Not if you know what
actually happened"
**[05:02] ---**
Hikari!
**[05:04] ---**
The sister aces are finally together,
huh, Hikari?
**[05:09] ---**
Regardless of how it happened,
it's wonderful to have two sisters together.
**[05:13] ---**
Yes, now we can get twice as much money...
**[05:15] ---**
Sasha.
**[05:17] ---**
Now I can fly with you!
**[05:19] ---**
Well, um...
**[05:22] ---**
I owe the military too
many favors for this trip,
**[05:24] ---**
and I have to go to another mission.
**[05:28] ---**
"Hikari"
**[05:28] ---**
What do you mean, sister?
**[05:32] ---**
Takami! You're here!
**[05:34] ---**
You're going to another country?
**[05:37] ---**
I need to repay the military for
the problems my mistake caused.
**[05:42] ---**
No...
**[05:43] ---**
And Hikari was looking
forward to this so much.
**[05:46] ---**
Then... I'll go with you!
**[05:50] ---**
If you're serious, then go.
**[05:55] ---**
--Our funding...
--I'll ask you again.
**[05:57] ---**
Will you leave this place to follow her?
**[06:00] ---**
Sorry, sis, I take it back!
**[06:02] ---**
I want to stay with everyone!
**[06:05] ---**
I see.
**[06:06] ---**
Anyway, what did you do that was so bad
**[06:08] ---**
you have to be assigned
to a totally different unit?
**[06:11] ---**
Um... I ran a bunch of special units
into the ground flying here.
**[06:16] ---**
That's as easy to understand
as you could hope for.
**[06:19] ---**
I'll help you, somehow.
Come be with us!
**[06:21] ---**
Really?
**[06:22] ---**
"Our budget..."
**[06:23] ---**
Of course!
**[06:24] ---**
"Rall got them to let her
stay through the winter!!"
**[06:24] ---**
"Whew"
**[06:25] ---**
At least we're together for the winter, sis!
**[06:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:30] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[06:31] ---**
I'm Karibuchi Takami!
**[06:33] ---**
I've been waiting for you!
**[06:35] ---**
I've heard all about you.
**[06:37] ---**
Hello, new kitty!
**[06:39] ---**
"You're hurting me..."
**[06:40] ---**
It'll be good to have another witch around.
**[06:42] ---**
My one regret is that I've
got nothing to teach you.
**[06:44] ---**
Right? Right?
**[06:46] ---**
Takami's my idol! She's so cool!
**[06:49] ---**
Nao, your personality...
**[06:52] ---**
I hope her wounds haven't
made her worse in combat.
**[06:56] ---**
Nope, you're not fooling anyone.
**[06:58] ---**
Hello, I'm Shimohara.
**[07:01] ---**
I'm in charge of cooking.
**[07:03] ---**
Shimohara! Sakamoto told me all about you.
**[07:08] ---**
This is Jose, our healer.
**[07:11] ---**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[07:13] ---**
Um, are your wounds okay?
**[07:17] ---**
Wounds?
**[07:19] ---**
Jose, please, help her!
**[07:21] ---**
Um, I think she's okay.
**[07:24] ---**
Whew...
**[07:25] ---**
Hikari!
**[07:27] ---**
I couldn't help myself!
**[07:29] ---**
How could I be so foolish!
**[07:31] ---**
"That's right, we renovated it..."
**[07:31] ---**
I'll show you to your room!
**[07:35] ---**
Yeah. You can break the seal
on your brand-new room.
**[07:38] ---**
Oh, no...
**[07:41] ---**
What's gotten into you?
**[07:43] ---**
I was standing in the wrong spot to see
the embarrassment on her face
**[07:46] ---**
when her clothes flew off...
**[07:48] ---**
You don't worry about first
impressions at all, do you?
**[07:51] ---**
What's gotten into you, Nipa?
**[07:54] ---**
Both of you, I want you to sit down
as you listen to this...
**[07:58] ---**
Whatever it is, say it.
I'm invincible right now.
**[08:02] ---**
They said Takami and Hikari
will be deployed somewhere else.
**[08:08] ---**
Hikari, too?
**[08:10] ---**
They were talking about it
with the commander...
**[08:13] ---**
It hurts so much...
**[08:14] ---**
Hikari is my heart's only oasis!
**[08:18] ---**
Let me ask, are you sure about it?
**[08:21] ---**
Yeah. The Karibuchi Sisters and I will be
deployed to different countries, they said.
**[08:25] ---**
Nipa!
**[08:27] ---**
"We can't lie about our
numbers without them..."
**[08:27] ---**
"I'm half-joking..."
**[08:27] ---**
I think the reason is they can't let an ace
like Takami just do nothing all day.
**[08:31] ---**
--Spin, spin, spin, spin...
**[08:31] ---**
--What if we hang you up in the air so
your bad luck attracts the Neuroi?
--Spin, spin, spin, spin...
**[08:35] ---**
That's the option of last resort.
**[08:37] ---**
Kanno?
**[08:39] ---**
Huh? Kanno!
**[08:41] ---**
Why are you doing this?
**[08:43] ---**
Because Takami and Hikari are leaving!
**[08:46] ---**
Where did you hear that?
**[08:47] ---**
Don't change the subject!
**[08:49] ---**
We can't lose a single member of the 502nd!
**[08:53] ---**
We're comrades!
**[08:55] ---**
No, we're family!
**[08:58] ---**
Um, they're not going anywhere.
**[09:02] ---**
Things turned out differently.
**[09:06] ---**
But Kanno, you really care
about everyone, huh?
**[09:09] ---**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[09:11] ---**
Right, everyone?
**[09:13] ---**
I didn't know you loved us that much!
**[09:16] ---**
What are they doing here?
**[09:17] ---**
I went looking for you to make sure
you didn't do anything rash...
**[09:20] ---**
I heard you were finished
showing them around...
**[09:23] ---**
I saw something nice...
**[09:26] ---**
Kanno!
**[09:27] ---**
"Sorry, I jumped to conclusions..."
**[09:28] ---**
And that's how it is.
**[09:31] ---**
You...!
**[09:32] ---**
Let's have a welcome party for Takami, then!
**[09:35] ---**
"Bzzzt!"
**[09:37] ---**
--No!
--Neuroi!
**[09:38] ---**
One made it through the winter storms...
**[09:41] ---**
They sent us a welcome Neuroi!
**[09:43] ---**
I see. This really is the front lines, huh?
**[09:47] ---**
My dream of fighting alongside
my sister is finally coming true!
**[09:50] ---**
Yes.
**[09:51] ---**
Now, 502nd, take off!
**[09:55] ---**
Roger!
**[09:58] ---**
Hey, Hikari.
**[10:00] ---**
You're lucky your first battle
is beside Takami, huh?
**[10:02] ---**
Yes!
**[10:03] ---**
My first actual fight and
I'm by my sister's side!
**[11:40] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!"
**[11:40] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[11:42] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
**[11:46] ---**
This is our last episode,
**[11:48] ---**
and today we'll talk about
these two from the 502nd!
**[11:53] ---**
First, Sasha, AKA
Aleksandra Ivanovna Pokryshkin.
**[11:59] ---**
She's the 502nd's combat leader,
**[12:03] ---**
and is from Orussia,
where St. Petersburg is.
**[12:06] ---**
She used to help her father work on
mechanical things when she was little,
**[12:10] ---**
so she's good with machines
and able to repair a Striker Unit.
**[12:16] ---**
She's also a great office worker,
and Commander Rall really counts on her.
**[12:24] ---**
And next is the commander
of the 502nd, Gundula Rall.
**[12:31] ---**
She's from Karlsland, and has the
3rd-place world record for Neuroi kills!
**[12:38] ---**
She's an ultra ace!
**[12:41] ---**
She's also a very talented commander,
**[12:43] ---**
and is respected not only
by the witches under her,
**[12:46] ---**
but by the military's generals
and many other witches!
**[12:50] ---**
Commander Mina of the 501st
is her rival and best friend!
**[13:00] ---**
It'd be fun to see a
conversation between them,
**[13:02] ---**
where they both strive to get
the other to be their best!
**[13:06] ---**
Witches are really, really
wonderful and amazing!
**[13:11] ---**
**[13:14] ---**
**[13:16] ---**