# Season 1
# E1 - 501st, Take Off?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ME55K2R/501st-take-off)
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The 501st Joint Fighter Wing,
AKA "Strike Witches,"
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a team of elite aces who achieved great
success in the battle against the Neuroi.
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These rare and valuable records depict
a side of them never seen before.
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The 501st Joint Fighter Wing is humanity's
defense against the Neuroi.
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"501st, Take Off?"
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It's been several days since I,
Miyafuji Yoshika, joined up.
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I do the cooking and washing
every morning and every night.
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Being a soldier is a busy job!
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I'd thought I was coming to
the front lines to keep
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everyone safe from the Neuroi, but...
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I'm not sure how this is
any different than home.
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Morning, Miyafuji.
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Barkhorn! Good morning!
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Sorry you have to make
breakfast every morning.
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No, I always did the same thing at home.
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I'm really sorry. Nobody else
is capable of waking up on time.
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I thought that every
soldier was like Sakamoto.
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"Hahahaha!"
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I actually use her morning practice
as an alarm clock...
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Don't worry. I do the same thing.
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Did you used to make
breakfast all by yourself?
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No, we took turns.
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Part of eating military food is that
even if it's bad, you can't complain.
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Each morning,
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I thought it would be my stomach,
not the Neuroi, that would be the end of me.
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The worst of them all was Mina,
because she had no idea.
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Wing Commander Mina?
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If she heard something was healthy,
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she'd throw it in without
thinking about how it tasted
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or how much of it she really needed.
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And during emergency missions
she'd feed us food dissolved
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by diluted hydrochloric acid,
so we could digest it faster.
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They say cooking is about
love and caring, Miyafuji.
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That's a huge misunderstanding!
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I almost wish I could've tried it,
just to see what it was like.
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It's better that you didn't.
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Good morning, Yoshika.
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I'll help you.
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Okay, make the salad.
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The whole head...?
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I'm all done, so I'm gonna go
work on something else.
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You're done? No seasoning?
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And she's better than most!
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Oh, it's time.
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Time to wake everyone up, right?
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May I go with you?
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Is it your first time going
to wake up the others?
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I've never been to everyone's room.
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We're waking up Lucchini today, so we'll
need some ropes and our Striker Units.
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We're just going to wake her up, right?
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She always sleeps somewhere different,
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and sometimes outdoors,
so we'll have to search for her.
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This wouldn't take so long if only
we knew where she was.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Great timing, Mina.
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Lucchini is on her way here with Charlotte.
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Sanya and Eila were on night patrol,
so there's no need to wake them up today.
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I see. If it's just Hartmann, all I need
is this good whacking stick here.
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We're going to wake them up, right?
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Eila is in Sanya's room?
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Let's go, Miyafuji.
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Right!
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Oh, sorry... Can you watch the pot for me?
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Sure thi--
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Leave it to me!
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Everybody's been tired lately, so I need
to whip up something extra special!
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Hartmann's a hero back home, isn't she?
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I guess, yeah.
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I'm sure she's got all these medals
and stuff lined up on her walls!
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I'm kind of jealous!
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Morning, Hartmann.
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Morning, Trude...
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I think I stepped on something and broke it!
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Clean your damn room!
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And don't go back to sleep!
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Is she like this every day?
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Yeah.
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Want to take a turn, Miyafuji?
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Hey, should we wake up Perrine, too?
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Squadron Leader! I brought you a towel!
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Thanks, as always.
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She gets up even earlier than
our honorary alarm clock.
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Morning!
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Good morning, Charlotte! Lucchini!
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You know, ever since Miyafuji came
I've looked forward to meals so much.
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Aww, you don't mean that.
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Food needs to be something
you look forward to!
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Good morning, everyone.
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No way...
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I just asked her to stir
the pot so it didn't burn...
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Who'd you have watch her?
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Lynne was here...
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She said she had a sudden stomachache
and would be taking the day off.
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She ran away...
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Now let's eat!
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I made you all something special.
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Please, no!
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I'll be the first to try it.
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Barkhorn, we don't know what's in it!
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Trude! No, sister!
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Here I go...
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Sister! Sister is...
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I'm making a strategic retreat...
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No fair! Me too! Me too!
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You guys are being silly.
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It just goes up the throat
easily, that's all.
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It's supposed to go down the throat, not up.
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It's good for constipation, too.
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It is, huh?
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How can she look at what happened
and still be smiling?
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Now, we've got a long day
ahead of us, so let's eat.
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Everyone, the enemy is attacking!
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Get to your stations immediately!
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Thank you, Neuroi!
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Yesterday's enemy is today's savior!
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Mina's Special Healthy Soup!
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Miyafuji, got a second?
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Sure.
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About today's training...
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Um, it's a marathon,
followed by sword practice,
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and then weight training.
Lots of stamina-building, right?
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Yeah. That was the plan, but...
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"Kitchen"
"No Unauthorized Personnel Allowed"
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But I kept getting requests to leave you
enough stamina to cook for everybody.
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So I'm going to have you
follow someone around instead.
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Anybody you'd like to follow, specifically?
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Us!
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"Us!"
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"Us!"
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--How about Barkhorn...
--Us! Us! Us! Us! Us!
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"Us!"
"Us!"
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Us! Us! Us!
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"Us!"
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"Us!"
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"Us!"
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"Us!"
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It'd be great if I could go with you two...
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I-I see...
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Is this really a good idea?
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You worry too much, Squadron Leader.
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Leave it to us, and it'll be fine!
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"Holds World Record for
'Most Times Confined To Quarters.'"
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You're talking to a super ace from
the land of rules and regulations, and...!
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"Speed Demon,
Goes For Top Speed Over All Else"
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A super ace from the land of the free!
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What is there to worry about?
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The good parts.
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Only copy their good parts.
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L-Lynne, why don't you join me?
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It's a good opportunity. Lynne, you should go
and see if you can't learn something.
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Squadron Leader Sakamoto...
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What is it, Lynne?
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I'd like to spend the day practicing
my inherent magic instead!
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That's right! Gotta train!
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"Kitchen"
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I-I see.
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I guess that's okay.
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Thanks.
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She ran.
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Make sure you get ready,
'cause you're gonna get a tan.
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You're on standby duty today, aren't you?
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I'll be waiting outside.
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Avoiding sunburn...
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You're out under the burning sun all day,
waiting for the Neuroi.
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Wait a second.
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I'll get you something.
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I told you, you're gonna get a tan!
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Why are you dressed like that, Miyafuji?!
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Wait, I'm the one doing this wrong?
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"On Standby"
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"On Standby"
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It may not look like it, but we're
really waiting for the Neuroi.
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But there's not actually anything
to do when you're on standby.
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That's why we use the time when we're
on guard duty to strengthen our weapons!
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Your weapons?
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That's right! The superweapon
that is this sexy girl's body!
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Why don't you say that again,
nice and loud, miss sexy girl?
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You have no right to accuse us of slacking!
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Do you know what lies on
the other side of this sea?
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The lands of mainland Europe,
which were conquered by the Neuroi.
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Curse you, Neuroi! Give back my homeland!
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These relaxing chairs allow us
to endure long hours
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without putting stress on our bodies!
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I see!
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I'm sorry for suspecting you.
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You should be sorry.
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Well, as long as you understand.
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You're facing towards
northern Europe, not central.
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Now stand up!
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Watch out, Trude!
You better not touch us!
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What if we told you the sunburn
hurts so much we can't move?
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Sakamoto, I couldn't find
any good parts to learn from.
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Well, forget those idiots.
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Now that I'm here, don't worry
about a thing, Miyafuji.
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Okay...
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You don't want to get a sunburn.
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Wear this.
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"On Standby"
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Miyafuji Yoshika is struck
down with heatstroke.
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Everyone goes back to taking
turns cooking, like they used to.
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"Superweapon"
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Superweapon!
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"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
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Hello, everyone.
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I'm Yamakawa Michiko,
the best friend of Miyafuji Yoshika,
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who one day was approached by Squadron Leader
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Sakamoto Mio of the Fuso Empire,
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and joined the 501st Joint Fighter Wing.
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In this segment I'll introduce you to
the various members of the 501st.
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For our first lesson, I'll be introducing you
to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing itself!
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This unit is a dream team formed from
the best aces around the world.
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The cold and unemotional ace pilot of Suomus,
who's said to have never even been hit.
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The ace pilot of Romagna, who's normally
very serious but gets aggressive in combat!
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The super ace of Liberion,
who's always calm and composed
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when she takes down the Neuroi.
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And the quiet expert of Karlsland,
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who holds the world record for Neuroi kills!
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"Holds World Record for
'Most Times Confined To Quarters.'"
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These are just a few of this
dream team's legendary pilots.
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Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
to be with all these incredible people!
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It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
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The military's famous for keeping things
maintained and running smoothly!
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The inside of the base
is probably really clean!
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Next time: "501st, Clean Your Dirty Rooms?"
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"Next time:
501st, Clean Your Dirty Rooms?"
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You've never seen witches like these before!
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# E2 - 501st, Clean Your Dirty Rooms?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63K991X6/501st-clean-your-dirty-rooms)
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**[01:31] ---**
Spring. A peaceful day off.
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"501st, Clean Your Dirty Rooms?"
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A day spent doing nothing at all...
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A wonderful holiday,
where nobody bothers you at all...
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That's just what an ultra ace like me needs.
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There's lots to do. Like clean
the garbage out of your dirty room.
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I'm sure the angels will handle it for me.
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We share a room, and the garbage
is starting to get into my part.
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Then it's a gift from the angels.
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Don't stop me, Miyafuji.
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I'm heading to your room, now.
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My room?
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Oh no, that's so embarrassing.
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We should have a romantic dinner first...
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I'm going to clean it!
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--Spring. A peaceful day off...
**[02:16] ---**
--Listen to me!
--Spring. A peaceful day off...
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You understand, right Miyafuji?
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It's a dump, yeah!
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Argh!
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--Mmph! Mmph!
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"Mmph Mmph"
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--I'll help.
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Thanks.
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We'll need to get ready.
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Morning...
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Huh? Are you going up into the mountains?
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"Mmph Mmph"
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Don't do anything rash!
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We're just cleaning up a big mess.
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Is that what you're calling it?
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"Why'd you tie her up?"
"I snapped."
"Gasp."
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I'm amazed.
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I can't believe you were getting
ready to go clean a room.
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Is it that bad?
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There's birds nesting there now.
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Birds' nests?
That sounds kind of nice, actually.
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It's a room out of a fairy tale.
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What happened to the fairy tale?
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Maybe the part about all
the new life being born in spring?
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Hmph! This is shameful!
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You want to be a doctor too,
so take better care of yourself.
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You don't need to be so mean!
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I'm a human being too!
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Hartmann!
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I knew you'd try to run, so I set an ambush.
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No fair! It's no fair
that you can see the future!
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There's even less places to step than before.
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How is there so much here?
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I'm putting the principle of "think of yourself
as always on a battlefield" into practice.
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I'm doing it deliberately,
but it still hurts...
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Yeah, I'm sure you are doing it deliberately.
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I never thought I'd have to
clear mindfields in the air force!
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Mines?
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I stepped on a potato...
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Sanya!
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It's stacked to the ceiling.
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Where does she sleep?
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It's simple!
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First I put on my Striker Unit,
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and then dive into the little gap at the top!
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I use my magic to keep it cool,
and then this wall
**[04:01] ---**
--keeps out all the noise Trude
makes in the morning...
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--You can throw every last thing out.
--keeps out all the noise Trude
makes in the morning...
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Oh, okay.
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Future prediction.
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This one's safe to take out.
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This one, too.
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This one...
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It's mean to just ignore me, isn't it?
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"Aaah!"
**[04:19] ---**
Are you okay, Hartmann?
**[04:21] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[04:22] ---**
Miyafuji, use a wide-area healing
spell centered on Hartmann.
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Okay!
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I'll use my full power to save you!
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The stalks! The stalks!
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The stalks! What do we do?
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I remember. The Squadron Leader
was practicing some kind
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of powerful magic to slice things in two.
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I'll go get her right now!
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Calm down, Barkhorn!
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If it's all tangled together,
couldn't we lift it all up at once?
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That's it.
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"Inherent Magic: Body Strengthening"
**[04:51] ---**
Now, Hartmann!
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Hartmann! Hartmann!
**[04:58] ---**
Just 45 more minutes...
**[05:00] ---**
She's asleep.
**[05:02] ---**
"You'd better thank the others
for begging me to help you."
"Owww..."
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You know, I wondered where
all my pots were going.
**[05:05] ---**
You took them, huh, Hartmann?
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I'm sorry, Yoshika.
**[05:10] ---**
Sanya?
**[05:12] ---**
"You even took the late-night snacks?"
"Please don't say another word..."
**[05:12] ---**
I make a meal before night patrol,
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and a lot of the time I eat it with Hartmann.
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I think it's leftovers from that.
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I see.
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Sanya's homemade cooking?
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That's playing dirty, Hartmann!
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I'm sorry I didn't wash the pots.
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You're dirty, Hartmann!
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Sorry...
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We're done...
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I'm so tired...
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We basically just threw
everything away, though.
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I hope this taught you a lesson.
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Right, right. Never again.
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You'd better not.
**[05:48] ---**
Hartmann, does this feel weird to you?
**[05:53] ---**
Shall we cover the floor
in grease or something?
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I get the feeling that was a terrible insult.
**[06:00] ---**
What a pretty room.
**[06:02] ---**
Hartmann, I have a message
from Wing Commander Mina.
**[06:05] ---**
The press are coming tomorrow
and she wants you there.
**[06:08] ---**
Roger.
**[06:10] ---**
She said to make sure you have your
Knight's Cross with Oak Leaves medal.
**[06:17] ---**
Medal?
**[06:20] ---**
I found it!
**[06:21] ---**
I'm so glad... I'm glad...
**[06:25] ---**
So why did we do all this today?
**[06:28] ---**
I told you we didn't need to clean.
**[06:32] ---**
New life!
**[06:35] ---**
Morning...
**[06:36] ---**
Wing Commander Mina, good morning.
**[06:40] ---**
Good morning!
**[06:42] ---**
Wing Commander Mina,
why are you dressed like that?
**[06:44] ---**
Battle stations, everyone!
**[06:46] ---**
A new type of humanoid Neuroi
has entered the base!
**[06:49] ---**
What did you say?
**[06:52] ---**
Was that directed at me?
**[06:53] ---**
It looks just like the Wing Commander!
**[06:56] ---**
You're still saying that?
**[07:00] ---**
I heard there was a new type of Neuroi!
**[07:03] ---**
Yeah, I'm not getting involved in that.
**[07:05] ---**
Wing Commander Mina, that's overkill!
**[07:07] ---**
What's going on?
**[07:09] ---**
Oh, so that's it...
**[07:12] ---**
Yes, we're sorry.
**[07:14] ---**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[07:17] ---**
There's a party for the field officers.
**[07:20] ---**
Oh, so it was a costume party.
**[07:24] ---**
Medic!
**[07:25] ---**
She knows you'll get better, so lately she's
really letting loose on you guys.
**[07:29] ---**
You look so beautiful, Sakamoto!
**[07:32] ---**
You're so pretty!
**[07:33] ---**
Like a princess!
**[07:34] ---**
Aww, cut it out.
**[07:36] ---**
Of course, the Wing Commander's
outfit is more unforgettable.
**[07:39] ---**
That's right.
**[07:40] ---**
Like everybody says,
it looks great on you, Mina.
**[07:43] ---**
Oh, Mio, you're so silly.
**[07:46] ---**
"If it's for officers, does that mean
Barkhorn won't be dressing up?"
"That's a shame."
**[07:46] ---**
I said I would go in normal clothes...
**[07:49] ---**
What? This is exactly the time
when you need to dress up.
**[07:53] ---**
That's what she said.
**[07:54] ---**
I see!
**[07:55] ---**
But with that outfit,
won't Sakamoto be really popular?
**[08:00] ---**
That's right.
**[08:02] ---**
I need to make sure nobody bad gets near her.
**[08:05] ---**
The atmosphere!
**[08:06] ---**
The birds!
**[08:07] ---**
See you later.
**[08:08] ---**
You guys watch the base.
**[08:11] ---**
Sure thing!
**[08:13] ---**
Leave it to us!
**[08:15] ---**
Don't worry about a thing.
**[08:18] ---**
Sorry, Barkhorn...
**[08:20] ---**
Barkhorn already looks like
she's about to pass out...
**[08:23] ---**
Take care.
**[08:24] ---**
Bye!
**[08:27] ---**
Congratulations!
**[08:29] ---**
Be happy together!
**[08:30] ---**
Before we're even off the lot?!
**[08:32] ---**
The light's gone out in her eyes...
**[08:34] ---**
Squadron Leader...
**[08:36] ---**
What's wrong, Perrine?
**[08:38] ---**
Feeling lonely?
**[08:39] ---**
But too bad! The Squadron Leader belongs
to Wing Commander Mina today!
**[08:43] ---**
You got NTR'd!
**[08:46] ---**
I was kidding!
**[08:47] ---**
I'll give you a picture from when
she was a little baby!
**[08:49] ---**
I'll give you one of her spare eyepatches!
**[08:51] ---**
I'll give you a pair of her spare pants!
**[08:54] ---**
Wait, why do you guys have those things?
**[08:57] ---**
So this is freedom...
**[08:58] ---**
It feels like home...
**[09:00] ---**
Freedom!
**[09:02] ---**
What do we do about them?
**[09:04] ---**
I have just the thing!
**[09:07] ---**
What is it?
**[09:08] ---**
Do nothing!
**[09:11] ---**
I'm on duty today, but
maybe I'll bake a cake.
**[09:15] ---**
I decided to prioritize
protecting Barkhorn's sanity.
**[09:20] ---**
I'm on duty, but maybe I'll take a nap!
**[09:23] ---**
I can tune my Striker Unit without
having to worry about anybody!
**[09:26] ---**
Maybe I'll take a nap up here!
**[09:29] ---**
Nothing's changed from what we usually do...
**[09:31] ---**
But what should we do?
**[09:34] ---**
Why don't we go to their rooms, then?
**[09:36] ---**
The forbidden rooms?
**[09:38] ---**
So exciting!
**[09:39] ---**
"Mina's Room"
**[09:39] ---**
So, now we're here to visit
Wing Commander Mina's room.
**[09:44] ---**
Look! A closet with a lock on it!
**[09:46] ---**
What? Can we open it, you think?
**[09:49] ---**
She didn't lock it!
**[09:50] ---**
Now, what darkness waits inside?
**[09:57] ---**
What about Squadron Leader Sakamoto's room?
**[10:00] ---**
It's not locked!
**[10:01] ---**
The Squadron Leader is such a free spirit!
**[10:09] ---**
Freedom's tough, huh?
**[10:11] ---**
What is freedom?
**[10:12] ---**
Freedom means responsibility, huh?
**[10:16] ---**
We're back!
**[10:17] ---**
Everybody okay?
**[10:18] ---**
Squadron Leader! Wing Commander!
**[10:21] ---**
We were wrong!
**[10:23] ---**
Starting tomorrow, we're going
to stop screwing around!
**[10:27] ---**
For freedom!
**[10:29] ---**
Wh-What did you do?
**[10:31] ---**
Not a thing.
**[10:33] ---**
You're lying!
**[10:35] ---**
Freedom!
**[12:08] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:09] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:11] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:14] ---**
Today I'll be introducing Erica Hartmann!
**[12:19] ---**
She's belongs to the air force
of the Empire of Karlsland,
**[12:22] ---**
and is part of their legendary
Jagdgeschwader 52 unit.
**[12:27] ---**
She's Karlsland's greatest combat expert,
**[12:31] ---**
with the most Neuroi kills
of anybody in the world!
**[12:33] ---**
And out of all the witches,
she's the super ultra top ace!
**[12:39] ---**
With her genius intuition and cool,
level-headed powers of observation,
**[12:43] ---**
she keeps an eye on the
situation around her and
**[12:45] ---**
swiftly destroys any enemy in her vicinity.
**[12:47] ---**
And her inherent magic gives her the ability
to control the atmosphere around her.
**[12:51] ---**
When she uses her special technique, Sturm,
**[12:55] ---**
no Neuroi can escape her!
**[13:00] ---**
In combat, she's brave and unstoppable,
**[13:03] ---**
but normally she's very
quiet and introverted.
**[13:06] ---**
Many people say that she's like an angel!
**[13:11] ---**
Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
to be with such an incredible person!
**[13:14] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[13:21] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:23] ---**
Meals are an important part of military life.
**[13:26] ---**
I'm sure Yoshika and her friends
get lots of great food!
**[13:30] ---**
Next time: "501st, Head Out To Shop?"
**[13:30] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Head Out To Shop?"
**[13:33] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:36] ---**
**[13:39] ---**
# E3 - 501st, Head Out to Shop?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2477X76/501st-head-out-to-shop)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Head Out To Shop?"
**[01:30] ---**
It's payday!
**[01:33] ---**
Miyafuji, you've done a great job this month.
**[01:36] ---**
Thank you!
**[01:38] ---**
Is this right? There's so much in here...
**[01:41] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[01:42] ---**
It's your reward for stopping
the Neuroi advance.
**[01:46] ---**
"Pay"
**[01:46] ---**
The Neuroi didn't try to advance
a single time in the last month, though.
**[01:50] ---**
Take it with pride!
**[01:51] ---**
It's the reward for your labor.
**[01:53] ---**
All I did was help with the chores.
**[01:56] ---**
Keeping everyone in peak condition
is an important part of the job.
**[02:00] ---**
Nobody's going to complain.
**[02:01] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[02:03] ---**
I mean it.
**[02:04] ---**
There's a lot of people who really
haven't done a damn thing.
**[02:07] ---**
Man, I worked really hard this month!
**[02:09] ---**
I thought I'd die of overwork.
**[02:11] ---**
We're going shopping today.
**[02:13] ---**
Is there anything you want
to buy with your paycheck?
**[02:15] ---**
Well... There are some things I'd want.
Recipes, some kitchen utensils...
**[02:21] ---**
But I would say the
**[02:22] ---**
number one thing I want is
to not be in a car where Charlotte's driving.
**[02:26] ---**
I understand, but that's
going to be difficult.
**[02:29] ---**
Everybody else feels the same way.
**[02:32] ---**
Time to start the "Who Rides With Shirley"
rock-paper-scissors game!
**[02:35] ---**
--So Miyafuji and Barkhorn
are riding with me, huh?
**[02:35] ---**
--Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[02:38] ---**
Please drive safely...
**[02:41] ---**
Can I go with you?
**[02:43] ---**
Lynne?!
**[02:44] ---**
Thank you, Lynne!
**[02:46] ---**
It's nothing, Yoshika.
**[02:49] ---**
Perk up!
**[02:51] ---**
Sorry...
**[02:52] ---**
Okay, today's the day
I'm going to set a new record!
**[02:55] ---**
Record?
**[02:57] ---**
Oh, they're gone already?
**[02:59] ---**
Yeah, they just left.
**[03:02] ---**
Who ended up going?
**[03:04] ---**
Miyafuji, Lynne, and Trude.
**[03:07] ---**
Well, that's not good...
**[03:09] ---**
You forget to ask them to get something?
**[03:12] ---**
Shall I make lunch for us, then?
**[03:15] ---**
Our chef for the day just left.
**[03:18] ---**
N-No, there's no need for that!
**[03:21] ---**
It's not a bother at all! I love to cook!
**[03:23] ---**
You know, it's been a while since
we've had rations for lunch!
**[03:26] ---**
Yeah, it'd be just like old times!
**[03:29] ---**
Well, I guess that's okay.
**[03:31] ---**
I'll make dinner then!
**[03:33] ---**
Miyafuji, come back!
**[03:36] ---**
You two okay?
**[03:38] ---**
I'm slightly regretting coming along...
**[03:41] ---**
Aww, you guys are wimps!
**[03:43] ---**
I took 30 minutes off our
trip time for your sakes!
**[03:46] ---**
Yeah, all those cliff jumps and all that river
fording probably took some time off.
**[03:51] ---**
It's lunchtime already?
**[03:53] ---**
There's a really nice café near here.
**[03:56] ---**
Want to eat there?
**[03:58] ---**
Wow, you really know this place, huh Lynne?
**[04:01] ---**
It's so peaceful...
**[04:02] ---**
What do you think the others
are doing right now?
**[04:06] ---**
Probably having fun, like always?
**[04:09] ---**
We got through lunch, but I don't see
any way of surviving dinner.
**[04:13] ---**
We need to do something.
**[04:15] ---**
The problem is, there's
nobody here who can cook.
**[04:18] ---**
What can we do with the cards we have?
**[04:21] ---**
I'll just have to look into the future
to get us through this.
**[04:25] ---**
My savior!
**[04:27] ---**
It must be hard to do all the
cooking alone, Wing Commander.
**[04:29] ---**
I've come to help.
**[04:30] ---**
I know exactly what you're thinking.
**[04:32] ---**
You're worried because my sense of taste
is a little different than yours, right?
**[04:37] ---**
You knew?
**[04:39] ---**
Miyafuji's Fuso-style cooking
has expanded my taste horizons!
**[04:45] ---**
Yes! It's taught me that
stinky means delicious!
**[04:48] ---**
I-Is she just getting worse?
**[04:50] ---**
Don't worry.
**[04:52] ---**
May I say something, Wing Commander?
**[04:54] ---**
What is it?
**[04:56] ---**
The stinkier the better, right?
**[04:58] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:00] ---**
What are you doing?
**[05:03] ---**
The stinky beans and fermented bean soup
that Miyafuji makes, the stinky fish...
**[05:08] ---**
It's all great, isn't it?
**[05:10] ---**
The stinkier the better. Perhaps that is
the true secret of cooking.
**[05:14] ---**
Right? Right?
**[05:15] ---**
--Someone, come save me!
**[05:15] ---**
--It's thanks to Miyafuji!
--Someone, come save me!
**[05:17] ---**
"Surströmming"
**[05:17] ---**
And I've got just the thing saved for this!
**[05:20] ---**
Canned baltic herring! It smells great!
**[05:23] ---**
How great?
**[05:24] ---**
Imagine rotting garbage, but more intense.
**[05:28] ---**
--Somebody save me! Save me!
**[05:28] ---**
--But canned herring's not too much
different than rations, right?
**[05:31] ---**
--My life is in danger!
**[05:31] ---**
--I've got just the thing to flavor it.
**[05:34] ---**
Ammonia!
**[05:34] ---**
"Ammonia"
**[05:35] ---**
Neuroi! Come quick!
**[05:38] ---**
When you open the can the liquid
bursts out, so be careful.
**[05:42] ---**
Let's at least open it outside!
**[05:44] ---**
Huh?
**[05:45] ---**
The can's swollen up, and I can't get
the can opener to work.
**[05:48] ---**
That's your chance to stop!
**[05:49] ---**
Hmm? The cap on this is stuck, too.
**[05:52] ---**
That's God telling you to stop!
**[05:55] ---**
I know! Squadron Leader Sakamoto could
cut right through the containers!
**[05:59] ---**
Yeah! Let's ask her
to take care of both of them!
**[06:02] ---**
Listen to me...
**[06:04] ---**
"Sob"
**[06:04] ---**
They were going to open that stuff indoors?
**[06:08] ---**
I told them to at least do it outside!
**[06:10] ---**
Calm down. I'll tell them no.
**[06:13] ---**
Listen...
**[06:13] ---**
I'm sure you'll love it!
**[06:15] ---**
I know people from Fuso love fermented
foods, so I really wanted to try it!
**[06:20] ---**
Y-Yeah?
**[06:22] ---**
I guess we can open it outside.
**[06:24] ---**
Tell them no!
**[06:25] ---**
There are things that even I can't say!
**[06:29] ---**
Okay, go ahead, Mio.
**[06:31] ---**
R-Right.
**[06:32] ---**
Good luck, Squadron Leader!
**[06:34] ---**
Isn't that a little too far away, Hartmann?
**[06:36] ---**
--Go! Go! Squadron Leader! Go!
**[06:37] ---**
--Here I go!
--Go! Go! Squadron Leader! Go!
**[06:39] ---**
Squadron Leader!
**[06:40] ---**
No!
**[06:42] ---**
Don't try to stop me!
**[06:44] ---**
There's still time to save her!
**[06:46] ---**
"Decoy Fishing"
**[06:46] ---**
That's called decoy fishing!
It's a trap to lure you in!
**[06:48] ---**
--This smell... it's like you're
being embraced by life itself.
--Squadron Leader! Squadron Leader!
**[06:52] ---**
And this will make it even better.
**[06:54] ---**
Is this everything on the shopping list?
**[06:57] ---**
And now, a message from our sponsors.
**[06:59] ---**
Attention all members of
the 501st who are in town!
**[07:02] ---**
Squadron Leader Sakamoto has collapsed!
**[07:04] ---**
Please return to base immediately!
**[07:06] ---**
We don't know how long
we'll be able to evade them!
**[07:09] ---**
That was a message from Perrine Clostermann!
**[07:14] ---**
Why is Perrine running radio ads?
**[07:17] ---**
I don't know, but we need to get back now!
**[07:20] ---**
Get in! We're heading back at top speed!
**[07:22] ---**
Get in, quickly!
**[07:24] ---**
Can we go back in our Striker Units?
**[07:27] ---**
Trust me.
**[07:29] ---**
Wait, everyone.
**[07:31] ---**
With us gone, who do you think
will try to cook at the base?
**[07:38] ---**
I guess we could head back after dinner.
**[07:40] ---**
Can't fight on an empty stomach.
**[07:42] ---**
I'll drive safely on the way home!
**[07:44] ---**
"Decoy Fishing"
**[07:47] ---**
No, Eila!
**[07:49] ---**
--Sanya and Eila fighting? That's rare.
--I've made my choice!
**[07:53] ---**
And Miyafuji is trying to mediate...
**[07:55] ---**
Eila, calm down!
**[07:59] ---**
What's going on here?
**[08:01] ---**
--We don't know what'll happen! I should go!
**[08:01] ---**
--How did this happen?
--We don't know what'll happen! I should go!
**[08:03] ---**
--Think about your condition!
**[08:04] ---**
--What happened?
--Think about your condition!
**[08:05] ---**
--What happened?
--Eila, get back to your bedroom and rest!
**[08:06] ---**
--It seems like something really bad...
--Eila, get back to your bedroom and rest!
**[08:09] ---**
--Gulp.
--Why don't you understand?!
**[08:10] ---**
--You're not going to stop them?
--Why don't you understand?!
**[08:12] ---**
Listen up. It's time.
**[08:14] ---**
Let's go, Yoshika.
**[08:16] ---**
Yeah... but wait a second.
**[08:18] ---**
Eila, I made you a meal.
**[08:21] ---**
Please eat it later.
**[08:23] ---**
Oh, that's what the knife was for.
**[08:25] ---**
So, why were they fighting?
**[08:27] ---**
Well you see..
**[08:30] ---**
*Eila*?!
**[08:31] ---**
I see. A cold, huh?
**[08:33] ---**
She's sick, but she's still insisting
on going with Sanya on her patrol.
**[08:38] ---**
Hmm, how do we help her get better?
**[08:41] ---**
That's right. You wanted to be a doctor.
**[08:43] ---**
First, let's lower her fever.
**[08:45] ---**
Squadron Leader, I'm going to
take her clothes off. Help me.
**[08:47] ---**
To wipe off the sweat, right?
**[08:49] ---**
We strip her naked and throw her outside.
**[08:52] ---**
Wait! Wait!
**[08:55] ---**
A wet towel... It feels so nice and cold.
**[08:59] ---**
Who's that?
**[09:02] ---**
Sanya?
**[09:06] ---**
You feel much better now, right?
**[09:07] ---**
It felt like you had the most
wonderful dream, didn't it?
**[09:10] ---**
I thought I'd died and gone to the afterlife!
**[09:12] ---**
Hey, Squadron Leader.
**[09:14] ---**
Was Sanya mad?
**[09:15] ---**
Yup.
**[09:17] ---**
Want me to tell you an easy way
to get back in her good graces?
**[09:20] ---**
Yes! Yes!
**[09:21] ---**
You already feel like you're at fault, right?
**[09:23] ---**
So you've cleared the most
difficult hurdle already.
**[09:28] ---**
The next step is Ghandi-style non-resistance.
**[09:30] ---**
Just let her punch your face in
and then run to Miyafuji,
**[09:33] ---**
and it'll all be fine!
**[09:36] ---**
"Gori.."
**[09:36] ---**
That's a little beyond me, I think...
**[09:40] ---**
Well, just from looking at you two fighting,
**[09:42] ---**
I think you should be a little bit more
open about how you really feel.
**[09:46] ---**
I'm a pro at that. Want to hear my opinion?
**[09:48] ---**
No.
**[09:50] ---**
Don't overthink it.
**[09:52] ---**
You fought because you both cared
so much about each other.
**[09:54] ---**
Mina once pointed a gun at me
and said it was for my own sake.
**[09:59] ---**
But that hasn't put any walls between us.
**[10:01] ---**
That's a little beyond me...
**[10:04] ---**
She's asleep.
**[10:05] ---**
Now we just let her get some rest.
**[10:07] ---**
Sanya... Sanya...
**[10:07] ---**
"Mmph...
Sanya...
Sanya..."
**[10:08] ---**
Should we leave this here
so she won't be lonely?
**[10:10] ---**
Maybe we should, from the look of things.
**[10:13] ---**
Okay, night!
**[10:19] ---**
We're back!
**[10:21] ---**
Is Eila okay?
**[10:23] ---**
Yeah. I think she's still asleep,
but go pay her a visit.
**[10:26] ---**
Eila, how are you...
**[10:33] ---**
Where did Hartmann go?
**[10:35] ---**
She was just here,
filing a form to go off base...
**[12:12] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:13] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:15] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:19] ---**
Today I'll introduce you to Shirley,
AKA Charlotte E. Yeager.
**[12:25] ---**
She's from Liberion,
**[12:27] ---**
and once tried to break the world
speed record on her motorcycle.
**[12:32] ---**
And after she succeeded, she
joined the military to try and
**[12:36] ---**
break the speed of sound in a Striker Unit.
**[12:41] ---**
Almost instantly she became a top ace,
and was assigned to the 501st.
**[12:46] ---**
She's a genius witch that's head
and shoulders above the rest!
**[12:49] ---**
Her inherent ability is "Speed Boost."
**[12:52] ---**
Even the fastest Neuroi is no match for her!
**[12:58] ---**
It's the perfect ability for her, isn't it?
**[13:02] ---**
She's known as "Glamorous Shirley"
because of her amazing body,
**[13:06] ---**
and she's often used for
military propaganda posters.
**[13:10] ---**
But she's also a witch you can look up to,
**[13:12] ---**
who always keeps an eye on the big picture,
**[13:15] ---**
and can view things calmly and objectively.
**[13:18] ---**
Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
to be with such an incredible person!
**[13:18] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[13:27] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:29] ---**
You know about the European festival
called "Halloween," right?
**[13:33] ---**
I wonder if Yoshika's having a good time?
**[13:35] ---**
Next time: "501st, It's Time For Halloween?"
**[13:35] ---**
"Next time:
501st, It's Time For Halloween?"
**[13:39] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
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# E4 - 501st, It’s Time For Halloween?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QWEN4Z6/501st-its-time-for-halloween)
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"501st, It's Time For Halloween?"
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Autumn is here. These yams are great.
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I can't stop eating these Freedom Fries.
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Hey, you two.
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--Have you put on weight?
--No!
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Just because you learned a new
inherent ability called "hurtful words"
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is no reason to use it on people!
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So you knew it.
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I'm Glamorous Shirley, you know.
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If I look fat it's because
my boobs got bigger.
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Maybe, yes, I've eaten a bit too much
of Miyafuji's Fuso-style cooking.
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But how could I get fat when I'm eating
only vegetables like rice, beans, and wheat?
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Because all you do is eat and sleep.
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I just have a very childlike body
so my stomach looks plump.
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You don't get to say that!
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Miyafuji, got a second?
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We need to talk.
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Wait a second.
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I'm getting ready.
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You were actually fattening us up to eat us!
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Why don't you ask her to cut
the fat off you then heal you?
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--I should've known she was
just like the Squadron Leader.
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--Instead of eating less,
you should exercise more.
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--Fuso genetics and sharp
blades are a bad mix.
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--Are you listening?
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I know!
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I'm doing some stamina-building
training with Sakamoto today.
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Want to join in?
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That's right. Why are you running every day?
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Because autumn is sports season?
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Oh! You're training for
when the Neuroi attack!
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You two...
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Aww, come on! We didn't forget!
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It's been a while, so it
just slipped our minds!
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That's right! The Neuroi
are always in our hearts!
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So I want you to beat them into shape.
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More than you already did?
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Okay, maybe I've been slacking off.
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But I'll show you that I can
still function at my best!
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You want to stop running?
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Why?
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Sure, there's nothing wrong
with big and juicy fruits.
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But don't you think that even if
they didn't grow up to be so big,
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the best fruits are the ones
grown with love and care?
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Yeah.
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--Slap, slap, slap, slap!
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--Stop it.
--Slap, slap, slap, slap!
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Sit-ups are kind of exciting, huh?
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Yoshika.
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Basic stamina is important, yes.
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But we're on the front lines.
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I think training for
combat is more important.
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You've got some of the top
aces on the planet here.
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Take advantage of that!
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I know! We'll pretend to be
the Neuroi and do a mock battle.
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"Pant" "Pant" "Pant"
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Nah, let's get back to running!
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Running and sit-ups just make
you feel good, don't they?
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What?
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Miyafuji, let me tell you something
that will help you in life.
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The wind pressure you feel when
running 60 kilometers an hour
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gives you the same feeling
as a girl's breasts.
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And we can feel the wind pressure over our
whole bodies by using our Striker Units.
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You know what this means, right?
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I don't see what you're getting at, at all.
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But for some reason, it really moved me!
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I'll go get my Striker Unit.
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What did you say to her?
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I told her there'd be boobs.
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There are a lot of different
types of Neuroi, though.
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Bugs, battleships, some even
split into more Neuroi.
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They evolve in ways we can never imagine.
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Sometimes they're red, not black, too.
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Some Neuroi even sing!
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I could imagine one shaped like a person.
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A humanoid Neuroi that wears red and sings.
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Is that Mi...
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To be clear, you're not allowed
to insult your superior officers.
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Okay, time for a mock battle!
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Come and get me!
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You're not going to use your Striker Unit?
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An ultra ace doesn't need one.
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Don't tell me...
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No, I definitely didn't lose it
somewhere in my room.
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Clean your room!
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But it's yam harvest season!
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You're growing yams in your room?
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Was that where the yams
I had today came from? Was it?
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There was rotting garbage in it
last time we cleaned it.
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Why did you bring in even more garbage?
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I'm not doing it because I want to!
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Lynne?
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Sorry.
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I thought that's the kind of Neuroi
she was pretending to be.
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She's scary...
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All witches, prepare for combat.
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It's been so long I'm getting nervous.
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What's this sound?
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It feels like I've heard it before.
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What did you just say?
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From the look on everyone's faces,
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it must be the angel of Revelations,
sounding the last trumpet!
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It is not!
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Aww, don't be dumb.
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I'm not sounding any trumpets.
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It's the Neuroi!
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There will be boobs.
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Huh? Do we have any plans today?
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You don't know because
you just left home, do you?
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Is it some kind of secret holiday?
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It's...
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...Trick or Treat!
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Um...
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Wing Commander!
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We got you a gift!
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Here you go!
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Oh, New Year's!
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Halloween is the modern version
of an ancient festival
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where people wore masks
to evade attacking witches.
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Children would dress as witches and
ask if people wanted a trick or a treat.
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If they didn't give the children candy,
it was okay to play tricks on them.
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Aww, you told her.
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And we were going to give
Yoshika some culture shock.
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I got a shock right now.
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Fine, let's look for other test subjects.
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Want to join us?
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You can learn all about other cultures.
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I'll be here, so how about you
just come if you get hurt?
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Don't worry.
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There's a wonderful rule that says today,
you can play tricks and not be punished.
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First, Eila.
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Halloween is a festival for
upstanding ladies of good morals.
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"Eila"
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Just watch.
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What do you want?
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I'm sleeping.
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All right, hand it over!
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If you don't, we'll play tricks on your body!
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What's gotten into you guys?
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What happened to morals?
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What is your problem?
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Just leave me alone.
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You sure? I'll scream.
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That's a problem for you, not us, right?
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Sorry. It's Halloween.
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If you give us candy we'll leave.
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Just wait.
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--Miyafuji...
--Yoshika...
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Right, right. I've been waiting.
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"Eila"
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The pumpkin started growing on my face!
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Sorry!
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Quiet!
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"Eila"
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Here. That does it, right?
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"Eila"
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Guys, ladies need to maintain self-control.
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Sheesh.
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I'm trying to get some sleep
before night patrol.
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Halloween, huh?
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You can play tricks and they won't get mad...
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Trick or treat...
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It's your fault for not giving me candy.
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Watch carefully.
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That's what people who complain
about manners actually do.
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But you mustn't punish them
or turn them over to the police.
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That's the iron law of Halloween.
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Sorry, keep going.
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Here, I got you a gift.
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Aww, how sweet!
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So this is Halloween.
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"Perrine"
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So this is a holiday for robbers, huh?
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We don't go to places like this
where we're not invited.
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So we're skipping Perrine's place, huh?
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Hey, Squadron Leader Sakamoto says she
wants you to teach her about Halloween!
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"Perrine"
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Both tricks and treats are welcome!
I've been waiting, Squadron Leader.
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Huh?
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By "her" I meant Miyafuji.
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You tricked me!
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Those were for the Squadron
Leader, you beasts!
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The cruel laws of Halloween say
you show no mercy to anyone.
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Hey guys.
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Lynne!
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No! Run away.
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Go right ahead.
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"Grin" "Grin"
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What happened to the cruel laws?
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They don't do you any good if you're dead!
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Some people you can't play tricks on.
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"Gertrude Barkhorn"
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Our next enemy is the rules monster.
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Be ready, everyone!
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Hand it over, Barkhorn.
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I'll make you some tea.
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It makes sense to be ready
in light of the risks, yeah.
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I'm disappointed in you though, Barkhorn.
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Have a little fun, huh?
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Fun, huh?
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Good idea.
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Trick or treat.
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Now answer me, Shirley. Lucchini.
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You're 18, right?
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You're not allowed to do
Halloween--it's for kids!
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You should be ashamed!
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You heard them, Wing Leader.
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"The Next Morning"
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You know, I didn't see Hartmann yesterday.
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Oh, right. I didn't have a choice
since she refused to give me candy.
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Hartmann!
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What's she doing here?
Barkhorn, get help!
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Huh? Barkhorn?
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Get them before they get you.
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"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
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Hi everybody!
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It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
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Today I'll be introducing you
to Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen.
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She's from Suomus, in Northern Europe.
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She's one of the greatest aces not
just in Suomus, but the whole world,
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and a recipient of the country's
highest honor, the Mannerheim Cross.
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And you can't talk about her without discussing
her inherent ability, "Foresight."
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This ability lets her see
slightly into the future,
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allowing her to see Neuroi attacks
before they happen and dodge them.
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Because of that, she's almost never been hit.
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She comes back alive from
the most dangerous missions,
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and is sometimes called "The Miracle Witch."
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Since she doesn't use a shield,
she can conserve her magical power
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and fight for a long period of time.
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She's a true ultra-super witch!
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Her hobby is tarot cards.
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Because of her ability to see the future,
she's incredibly accurate!
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The way she gets to be with Eila,
one of the world's top witches...
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"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
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Yoshika is so amazing!
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I'm so jealous!
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It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
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Even on the battlefield,
the witches are still girls.
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Of course, I'm sure they spend
a lot of time looking good.
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Next time: "501st, Time For a Haircut?"
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"Next time:
501st, Time For a Haircut?"
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You've never seen witches like these before!
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# E5 - 501st, Time For a Haircut?
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Oh, Mio.
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Your hair's grown out.
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You're right.
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It's getting in my eyes.
Maybe I should cut it a little.
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"501st, Time For a Haircut?"
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You cut it yourself?
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Yeah. I'll do it now.
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Stop! Stop!
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What are you doing?
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I'm cutting my hair, obviously.
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You're a girl, Mio. You need to treat
your hair the same way you do your life.
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I get it.
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You're telling me I need to commit
seppuku when I do it, right?
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Forget it. I'll cut your hair myself.
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You look like a mom.
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If there were anybody else in the room,
you'd be court-martialed for that.
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Here I go.
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Oh, Wing Commander Mina. I have a mess--
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S-Seppuku!
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No! It's not what it looks like!
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I see.
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You were cutting her hair.
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So, what was the message, Miyafuji?
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They want to see you.
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Right now?
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Yes.
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Right now?
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Immediately, they said.
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But...
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Hey, Mio, what kind of hairstyle do you want.
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Wing Commander!
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You have to go, right?
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I bet they just want to say "we're
opposed to your plan!" anyway.
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Everyone who isn't busy
please gather in the office.
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I'm so busy!
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Yes, I'm so very busy.
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I couldn't stop for a moment.
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Yeah, right.
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I have a correction on that announcement.
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Everyone except Pilot Officer Lucchini,
Flying Officer Hartmann,
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and Flight Lt. Charlotte,
please come to the office.
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Good news, guys.
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You don't have to go...
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They're gone!
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You're cutting the Squad Leader's hair, huh?
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That's a serious matter!
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I just said you didn't have to come!
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Miyafuji, you deal with this. Okay?
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Okay...
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Cut it short enough that it
doesn't get in my eyes.
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I want to do it!
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Anybody else?
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I want to do it!
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"I wanna do it!"
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Squadron Leader, I believe it's not
right to deny someone her dreams!
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Don't you think she deserves a chance to
find a future that doesn't involve combat?
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Sorry... You can do it.
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Are they not thinking
about Sakamoto's future?
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Does it itch anywhere?
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No. I'm just fine.
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This is such a nice sight.
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It's nice to have this kind
of peace once in a while.
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Is this peaceful?
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Wh-What just...
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Not another word, Squadron Leader!
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Don't say it! She's crying!
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Don't worry! Nothing's changed!
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Can't you look me in the eyes?
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"Waaaaah"
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Can I go back to asking Mina to do it?
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Don't make any hasty decisions!
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It'll be fine! Seriously!
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It was fine!
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--Thank you, Miyafuji!
--Thank you, Yoshika!
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"I had to restore thousands
of pieces of hair..."
"Sorry."
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It won't happen again!
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Don't worry.
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After what I just saw?
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Hang in there, Lucchini!
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I can only do that one more time!
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Leave it to me.
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I don't know how Sakamoto can fall asleep.
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It happens a lot when
I'm getting my hair cut.
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I was fleeing reality.
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Aww, Miyafuji.
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Get to work!
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Don't space out on us!
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"501st Joint Fighter Wing"
**[04:53] ---**
Miyafuji, you should've stopped this.
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Sorry.
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Don't blame her.
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The officer who gave the order
should face punishment.
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That's how the military works.
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Hartmann...
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"Anyone who wants to may cut their hair.
501st Joint Fighter Wing"
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So if something terrible happens,
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don't forget what you owe me.
**[05:11] ---**
I'm sure the Squadron Leader
would be happy with any kind of hair.
**[05:14] ---**
That's the issue.
**[05:16] ---**
Wing Commander Mina, do you remember
the length of her original hair?
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Perrine can tell you that.
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I see! Perrine would know!
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Oh, my. She passed out.
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Why here?
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--So, can you tell me what you did wrong?
**[05:31] ---**
--I had a dream where
the Squadron Leader was killed!
--So, can you tell me what you did wrong?
**[05:33] ---**
--I had a dream where
the Squadron Leader was killed!
--Negative!
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You were watching, huh?
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I understand! Just leave it to me!
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Glad to hear it, Perrine!
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Oh, no! I cut one millimeter too short!
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Miyafuji, recovery magic!
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--Oh, this one's a little too short too!
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--Miyafuji!
--Oh, this one's a little too short too!
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And here! And here!
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Hurry, Miyafuji! Miyafuji!
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Cut bangs are the best bangs!
**[06:01] ---**
"501st Joint Fighter"
**[06:02] ---**
What're the decorations for?
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, it's Christmas today.
**[06:08] ---**
That's right. It was
Lucchini's birthday yesterday.
**[06:11] ---**
"Miyafuji Yoshika, Welcome to
the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
**[06:13] ---**
So, I think it's time we had
a welcome party for Miyafuji.
**[06:18] ---**
Yes, Trude?
**[06:20] ---**
After all this time?
**[06:22] ---**
That's right! We're already close friends!
**[06:25] ---**
A little too close, if you ask me.
**[06:28] ---**
We were so busy when she came
that we didn't get a chance.
**[06:31] ---**
Smart thinking, Wing Commander!
**[06:33] ---**
The ideal commander always
observes her men carefully.
**[06:36] ---**
Would you not look at us that way?
**[06:39] ---**
Wouldn't it be best to have her
welcome party when everyone's here?
**[06:39] ---**
"The girls on night patrol are sleeping and the
Britannia girls are at a party and can't make it."
**[06:43] ---**
Okay, why don't we just say that
this is Mother's Day for the 501st,
**[06:46] ---**
and we're thanking her
for doing all the chores?
**[06:50] ---**
Miyafuji? A mom?
**[06:50] ---**
"Whisper"
"Whisper"
**[06:51] ---**
So the Wing Commander is our
mother's mother. Our grandmother!
**[06:55] ---**
Why would you say that when
you knew what was going to happen?
**[06:58] ---**
So, Miyafuji, you wait in your room.
**[07:01] ---**
Let us get things ready.
**[07:03] ---**
Just relax and enjoy yourself!
**[07:07] ---**
Wait, did we just screw something up?
**[07:10] ---**
"Bad news! She wants to
do the cooking herself!"
**[07:12] ---**
"Bad news! She wants to do the cooking herself!"
"Let's get things ready while she's not here!"
**[07:13] ---**
Is there a point to the hand signals
when she's not here?
**[07:17] ---**
But how do we split up the work?
**[07:19] ---**
Snacks, party goods, and cooking maybe?
**[07:23] ---**
"Party Set"
**[07:24] ---**
What's this?
**[07:25] ---**
C-Come quick, everyone!
**[07:27] ---**
I found the Wing Commander's
Neuroi transformation set!
**[07:30] ---**
Put it away!
**[07:32] ---**
Don't cause any more problems!
**[07:34] ---**
From the look of it, canceling
the party was never an option.
**[07:38] ---**
Hey, Hartmann.
**[07:39] ---**
You've eaten her cooking, right?
**[07:42] ---**
The stinky stuff.
**[07:43] ---**
Do you remember what it tastes like?
**[07:45] ---**
Not at all.
**[07:47] ---**
I passed out when I ate it.
**[07:49] ---**
I don't remember a thing.
**[07:51] ---**
If you can't remember,
what part of you is scared?
**[07:54] ---**
"This was before PTSD
was widely recognized."
**[07:54] ---**
My heart, maybe!
**[07:57] ---**
Very well!
**[07:58] ---**
I, the girl from the country where we put cream
on watermelons to make them sweeter,
**[08:02] ---**
will come up with some high-quality snacks.
**[08:04] ---**
I'll get the firecrackers then.
**[08:07] ---**
You understand, right sister?
**[08:09] ---**
This is Miyafuji's welcome party.
**[08:11] ---**
We need to go all-in.
**[08:13] ---**
Of course!
**[08:14] ---**
This dessert will be dynamite! Literally!
**[08:16] ---**
I'll make a gunpowder cake
in the pressure cooker!
**[08:19] ---**
Okay, let's do this!
**[08:21] ---**
Let's not!
**[08:22] ---**
Dynamite for dessert? Are they stupid?
**[08:25] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:27] ---**
After them, Trude!
**[08:30] ---**
It's a joke!
**[08:31] ---**
No, we can't take that chance.
**[08:31] ---**
"I didn't know you could
make a face like that."
**[08:33] ---**
It's dangerous to leave them alone!
**[08:35] ---**
Let me handle the cooking and go
pound the rules into their head.
**[08:38] ---**
The rules.
**[08:39] ---**
--The rules...
**[08:40] ---**
--I'll take care of things here. Head out.
--The rules...
**[08:44] ---**
It makes me happy, but a little sad too.
**[08:47] ---**
Getting ready for a party
is the most fun part.
**[08:53] ---**
I can hear all the commotion...
**[08:55] ---**
I told you not to bring dynamite!
**[08:58] ---**
What kind of idiot sticks candles
into a gunpowder cake!
**[09:01] ---**
--We don't blow out candles!
We blow up candles!
**[09:01] ---**
--I hope the Neuroi come soon...
--We don't blow out candles!
We blow up candles!
**[09:04] ---**
"Two Hours Later"
**[09:04] ---**
We're ready. Come in.
**[09:07] ---**
"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
**[09:10] ---**
Thank you so much, everyone!
**[09:13] ---**
It seems that people don't talk about
the things they don't want to see.
**[09:17] ---**
Before we begin I have a message from Eila.
**[09:20] ---**
She knew this would happen
so she requested night patrol duty.
**[09:23] ---**
Clever girl.
**[09:24] ---**
Miyafuji, it's been a little while
since you joined, but welcome.
**[09:28] ---**
I don't need any of the food
or drinks served at the party,
**[09:31] ---**
so don't bring me any!
**[09:33] ---**
Oops! I forgot to get a present!
**[09:36] ---**
Guess we'll have to go into town!
**[09:37] ---**
You aren't getting away!
**[09:39] ---**
"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
**[09:39] ---**
Okay, a toast to Miyafuji!
**[09:42] ---**
Cheers!
**[09:44] ---**
Glance. Glance.
**[09:45] ---**
You're not going to drink?
**[09:46] ---**
I know that what Eila said
is bugging you but...
**[09:49] ---**
--Run!
**[09:50] ---**
--Get out while you can!
--Run!
**[09:51] ---**
Oh, I guess she can't handle her alcohol.
**[09:54] ---**
It's alcohol?
**[09:55] ---**
She passed out from drinking?
**[09:57] ---**
Is this why Flight Lt. Takei told us
not to give you anything to drink?
**[10:00] ---**
Alcohol? Is this really alcohol?
**[10:02] ---**
Anybody who can't handle it, tell me.
I'll water it down next time.
**[10:02] ---**
"Disinfectant Ethanol"
**[10:05] ---**
Miyafuji, we're making a break for it!
**[10:08] ---**
One more time...
**[10:09] ---**
"Miyafuji Yoshika,
Welcome to the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!"
**[10:10] ---**
I'd like to forget the past and start over.
**[10:13] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[10:16] ---**
I'll start over from when I decided
to join the military in Fuso!
***SIGN*** "In the war against the Neuroi, your best friends in the morning might be gone by evening."
**[10:20] ---**
That means you're going to quit!
**[10:22] ---**
Ethanol!
**[10:22] ---**
"Disinfectant Ethanol"
**[11:55] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[11:55] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[11:57] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:00] ---**
Today I'll be introducing one of the finest
witches of Fuso, Sakamoto Mio!
**[12:07] ---**
Her first battle was in the Fuso Sea Incident,
8 years ago, and she's still fighting.
**[12:13] ---**
She's one of the most veteran
witches in the world!
**[12:17] ---**
She's easygoing, friendly, bold, and honorable,
and cares deeply about her men.
**[12:21] ---**
She's the perfect, ideal witch!
**[12:24] ---**
They also call her the "Samurai,"
**[12:26] ---**
and when she takes her Fuso sword
in hand and charges at the Neuroi...
**[12:31] ---**
She rips them apart!
**[12:34] ---**
Her inherent ability is "Magic Eye."
**[12:37] ---**
When she uses her right eye,
which is normally covered with an eye patch,
**[12:40] ---**
she can identify a Neuroi's core!
**[12:43] ---**
Really amazing, huh?
**[12:46] ---**
She's also a great judge of other people.
**[12:49] ---**
She recognized Perrine and Yoshika's talent,
**[12:53] ---**
and personally invited them to the 501st!
**[12:57] ---**
What a wonderful person!
**[12:59] ---**
Don't you think so, Yoshika?
**[13:06] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:07] ---**
I've heard that fighting a long war
can mess with your mind,
**[13:11] ---**
but I'm sure that doesn't happen
to the 501st, right?
**[13:14] ---**
Next time: "501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
**[13:14] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
**[13:18] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:20] ---**
**[13:24] ---**
# E6 - 501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6VDQNZZ6/501st-are-you-feeling-stressed)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
**[01:30] ---**
War stress?
**[01:32] ---**
When you're at war a long time,
it causes problems for you mentally.
**[01:37] ---**
--I still didn't do it!
--The symptoms are denial of reality,
impulsive aggression,
**[01:39] ---**
--I have the proof.
--The symptoms are denial of reality,
impulsive aggression,
**[01:40] ---**
--I have the proof.
--tiredness and a sense of
self-loathing, supposedly.
**[01:43] ---**
--Am I just not educating you right?
--tiredness and a sense of
self-loathing, supposedly.
**[01:45] ---**
So we all have to take good care
of ourselves mentally.
**[01:49] ---**
I can tell it's a pressing concern.
**[01:53] ---**
Oh that? That's called domestic violence,
between a husband and wife!
**[01:58] ---**
So that's what Lynne said.
**[02:00] ---**
Stress, huh?
**[02:02] ---**
So we're going to do our best
to try and help with it.
**[02:06] ---**
I see. So we need to make sure everyone
spends more time training, huh?
**[02:11] ---**
A 30km marathon and a thousand
practice swings with your sword
**[02:14] ---**
every morning are just
the thing to get rid of stress!
**[02:17] ---**
Hey, Mina!
**[02:19] ---**
Miyafuji has some ideas
about our training regimen.
**[02:21] ---**
Sometimes I don't understand
what Sakamoto's saying.
**[02:27] ---**
Mental care! Great idea!
**[02:29] ---**
I asked Eila before to help and she
never ended up doing it, so I gave up.
**[02:34] ---**
Oh, that? Do we really need that?
**[02:36] ---**
I'm sure you don't, Mio!
**[02:39] ---**
--Is there anything stressing you out, Lynne?
**[02:39] ---**
--All the things I've told to
my wall or my glass of beer,
**[02:42] ---**
--I'm going to start telling you!
**[02:42] ---**
--Nope.
**[02:43] ---**
Hey girls. Don't forget about me.
**[02:47] ---**
Hartmann!
**[02:48] ---**
Like you, as a future doctor,
**[02:51] ---**
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to keep my friends' lives stress-free.
**[02:55] ---**
What are you actually thinking?
**[02:56] ---**
This sounds fun and I want in!
**[02:59] ---**
"Gorilla"
**[03:00] ---**
Um... glad to see you're a happy couple.
**[03:03] ---**
Stress, huh?
**[03:04] ---**
Well, Chris is awake now...
**[03:06] ---**
From love to war, leave all your
puberty-related problems to me!
**[03:12] ---**
What is that intense gaze?
**[03:14] ---**
Is it possible that I, a lady among ladies,
made some kind of mistake?
**[03:18] ---**
Or no, is she after my sexy body?
**[03:23] ---**
This is what's stressing me out!
**[03:23] ---**
"Mumble mumble mumble"
**[03:28] ---**
I guess the other thing would be Chris.
**[03:31] ---**
Someone's a siscon!
**[03:34] ---**
That's not true!
**[03:36] ---**
Wait, if I say that, Miyafuji might
think that Chris isn't attractive.
**[03:41] ---**
"Hartmann's stressed that Chris might get
a complex about her weird sister."
**[03:41] ---**
That's right. Chris' cuteness is one of
the great mysteries of western civilization!
**[03:45] ---**
She's like this in front of Chris, too.
**[03:49] ---**
Do you have anything
stressing you out, Shirley?
**[03:52] ---**
Maybe that I'm hitting a limit
in how fast I can fly?
**[03:55] ---**
My sister's a genius engineer!
Leave it to me, and I'll tell you the cause!
**[04:01] ---**
These two are the cause!
**[04:02] ---**
Every time you fly
they go boing-boing-boing!
**[04:05] ---**
My boobs are ruining my dream?!
**[04:07] ---**
Some boobs are better than others!
**[04:10] ---**
If you set your Striker Unit
up like an airplane,
**[04:12] ---**
so the propeller's spinning in
the opposite direction that you fly,
**[04:15] ---**
would it go faster?
**[04:17] ---**
Great idea! I'll try it!
**[04:20] ---**
Here I go!
**[04:23] ---**
I saw that coming.
**[04:25] ---**
I've heard what you two are up to.
**[04:28] ---**
Eila?!
**[04:30] ---**
Something's stressing Eila out?
**[04:33] ---**
Stay on your guard, Miyafuji.
**[04:35] ---**
What kind of terrible darkness
do you have in your heart?
**[04:38] ---**
What kind of girl do you think I am?
**[04:41] ---**
I, Eila Ilmatar Juut...
**[04:43] ---**
She screwed it up.
**[04:44] ---**
I...!
**[04:45] ---**
I need to be talked to before you do this!
**[04:47] ---**
She skipped it!
**[04:49] ---**
I've used my future sight
to solve many people's problems.
**[04:54] ---**
Have you?
**[04:55] ---**
That's great, Eila!
**[04:57] ---**
I'm glad to have your help!
**[04:58] ---**
I bet you are!
**[05:00] ---**
It hurts to look at...
**[05:02] ---**
Who are you going to talk to next?
**[05:04] ---**
Her tail's wagging, she's so excited!
**[05:06] ---**
Perinne's just up ahead...
**[05:08] ---**
Bad idea.
**[05:09] ---**
She'll chomp your head off.
**[05:10] ---**
"Squeak Squeak"
**[05:10] ---**
Lucchini, then!
**[05:12] ---**
No, she doesn't need our help.
**[05:14] ---**
Want to go anyway, just in case?
**[05:16] ---**
You were planning on walking
right by me, weren't you?
**[05:20] ---**
"Gaze" "Gaze"
**[05:20] ---**
Look me in the eye!
**[05:22] ---**
"Pant" "Pant"
**[05:23] ---**
We couldn't find Lucchini.
**[05:26] ---**
Why don't we have
the Wing Commander look for her?
**[05:28] ---**
Well, she's still busy...
**[05:30] ---**
Nobody ever thinks about how I feel!
**[05:33] ---**
Yeah, let's skip her.
**[05:35] ---**
Wh-What about Sanya?
**[05:37] ---**
We haven't talked to her yet, right?
**[05:37] ---**
"Grin Grin Grin"
**[05:40] ---**
Is there anything stressing you out, Sanya?
**[05:43] ---**
Sanya, feel free to say anything!
**[05:45] ---**
Eila carries me when I'm
sleepy in the morning.
**[05:48] ---**
I had night patrol tonight, but it's going
to rain, so Eila took my place.
**[05:53] ---**
Not really!
**[05:54] ---**
Thanks to you, I don't
really have any problems.
**[05:57] ---**
Sanya!
**[05:58] ---**
I'll make your bed, do your laundry,
and even take care of you when you're sick.
**[06:01] ---**
When you need anything,
anything at all, just tell me!
**[06:04] ---**
That's kind of creepy...
**[06:06] ---**
Hey, I should've asked earlier.
Why are you doing this?
**[06:10] ---**
Lynne told me that combat
stress is a problem.
**[06:14] ---**
Glad to see you're on top of it!
**[06:17] ---**
Regardless of how it worked out...
**[06:19] ---**
How did this happen?
**[06:21] ---**
Stress is scary!
**[06:24] ---**
Life is stressful.
**[06:28] ---**
Lucchini!
**[06:29] ---**
She always has so much energy!
**[06:32] ---**
Good timing!
**[06:33] ---**
Which way did Lucchini go?
**[06:37] ---**
Lucchini's got a cavity?
**[06:40] ---**
But why did she run away?
**[06:41] ---**
I told her how it's usually treated
and she ran away fast.
**[06:41] ---**
"This era had no localized anesthetic."
"Pedal Drill"
**[06:47] ---**
Where do we look for her?
**[06:48] ---**
We won't be able to catch her
just by chasing her.
**[06:51] ---**
There's an easy way. Don't worry.
**[06:55] ---**
That's why you're her mom!
**[07:00] ---**
I like it!
**[07:01] ---**
Let's go!
**[07:03] ---**
What bait will they use for the trap?
**[07:06] ---**
Dessert or pasta, right?
**[07:09] ---**
They're back.
**[07:10] ---**
That was fast!
**[07:15] ---**
We'll use Sanya's magic to find her!
**[07:18] ---**
That's a relief.
**[07:20] ---**
She's on night patrol tonight.
Don't overwork her.
**[07:22] ---**
What did you use the stick and rope for?
**[07:25] ---**
They're being used right now.
**[07:27] ---**
We kidnapped her from the tiger's den!
**[07:30] ---**
Our blitz tactics are unstoppable!
**[07:31] ---**
What did you do to Eila?!
**[07:34] ---**
What? Eila...
**[07:37] ---**
Hartmann?
**[07:38] ---**
Sorry. We really need to find Lucchini.
**[07:44] ---**
Okay. I'll look.
**[07:46] ---**
She's not bothered at all.
**[07:47] ---**
Orussians are spooky.
**[07:50] ---**
She seems to be in Shirley's room.
**[07:52] ---**
My room? Got it.
**[07:55] ---**
Lucchini, you're in there, right?
**[07:55] ---**
"Shirley's
Room"
**[07:57] ---**
Shirley? Is it just you?
**[08:00] ---**
Yup. I'm coming in.
**[08:03] ---**
I heard what happened.
**[08:05] ---**
Just leave it to me.
**[08:07] ---**
Really?
**[08:08] ---**
Look into my eyes!
**[08:08] ---**
"Lies"
**[08:10] ---**
Are these the eyes of a liar?
**[08:11] ---**
Shirley!
**[08:12] ---**
"Bwaaaaah"
**[08:13] ---**
Come on, doctor! That's your cue!
**[08:15] ---**
"I'm just going to put
a healing spell on you."
**[08:16] ---**
It feels good to help others.
**[08:17] ---**
"I'm just going to put a healing spell on you."
"What? It's not a drill?"
**[08:18] ---**
Is this how Miyafuji always feels?
**[08:20] ---**
"It's not!"
**[08:21] ---**
You know, though, we're lucky she was here.
**[08:21] ---**
"It's not!"
"Yay!"
**[08:25] ---**
Why?
**[08:26] ---**
The home remedy for a cavity
is to just pull out the tooth.
**[08:31] ---**
Scary!
**[08:31] ---**
"Oww! Oww! Oww!"
**[08:32] ---**
Good thing we've got Miyafuji.
**[08:35] ---**
It hurts?!
**[08:36] ---**
"Waaah!"
**[08:37] ---**
What happened?
**[08:38] ---**
I don't understand!
**[08:40] ---**
Did you strengthen the
bacteria in the cavity?
**[08:43] ---**
Does that happen?
**[08:45] ---**
I wish I could just heal the tooth...
**[08:48] ---**
I guess we go ask everybody.
**[08:53] ---**
Go to a hospital.
**[08:56] ---**
I think she'll have to go to a hospital.
**[08:59] ---**
I know a way to get rid of
a cavity without using a drill.
**[09:03] ---**
Really?
**[09:06] ---**
No, I don't know...
**[09:08] ---**
Not only does it heal fast,
**[09:10] ---**
it's what the doctors in town do.
**[09:12] ---**
I see...
**[09:13] ---**
Right?
**[09:15] ---**
Hold it!
**[09:17] ---**
Welcome back.
**[09:18] ---**
How'd it go?
**[09:19] ---**
I got a bunch of stuff
that helps with tooth pain.
**[09:23] ---**
She asked the wrong people.
**[09:25] ---**
What did they tell her?!
**[09:28] ---**
Here's crushed dried plums
to help with the pain.
**[09:31] ---**
It's sour!
**[09:33] ---**
Grated garlic, then.
**[09:34] ---**
It stinks!
**[09:36] ---**
Resin-flavored candy...
**[09:37] ---**
Stinky and nasty!
**[09:40] ---**
Glance.
**[09:41] ---**
Don't lose your conscience!
**[09:43] ---**
Hey guys.
**[09:43] ---**
"There there there"
**[09:44] ---**
Oh, Lynne.
**[09:46] ---**
I came up with a way to
get rid of a cavity instantly.
**[09:50] ---**
What is it?
**[09:51] ---**
First, tie a thread around a door handle,
**[09:54] ---**
and then tie the other end around the cavity.
**[09:57] ---**
If you slam the door
the tooth will come right out.
**[10:02] ---**
If you go to the hospital they'll
just take it out anyway.
**[10:05] ---**
So I think if somebody who can
use healing magic does it,
**[10:07] ---**
it'll hurt less after it's done.
**[10:11] ---**
You're right...
**[10:12] ---**
Miyafuji!
**[10:14] ---**
Okay, Lucchini, open wide!
**[10:17] ---**
Run, Lucchini!
**[10:22] ---**
Are you okay?
**[10:24] ---**
The tooth!
**[10:26] ---**
Oww!
**[10:27] ---**
That's the tooth with the cavity.
**[10:30] ---**
Oh, I see a new tooth
where the old one was...
**[10:33] ---**
It wasn't a cavity, it was...
**[10:35] ---**
A baby tooth!
**[10:36] ---**
"Several Days Later"
**[10:38] ---**
Hooray! New tooth!
**[10:40] ---**
"Perrine"
**[10:41] ---**
It wasn't a cavity,
it was a new tooth coming in...
**[10:44] ---**
I'm so glad... so glad...
**[10:46] ---**
Now let's make it so everybody's
sure to not get cavities, Yoshika.
**[10:51] ---**
Yeah. You're right, Lynne.
**[10:56] ---**
What is this?
**[10:58] ---**
It's relaxing here in this tight space.
**[12:31] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:32] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:34] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:37] ---**
Today's witch is Francesca Lucchini!
**[12:43] ---**
She's an ace witch from
the Romagna Air Force,
**[12:47] ---**
and the youngest witch in the 501st.
**[12:49] ---**
Her abilities as a witch were
identified at the age of ten,
**[12:53] ---**
and she was recruited into the military.
**[12:54] ---**
She's a super-genius girl!
**[12:57] ---**
Her cuteness makes her the group's mascot,
**[13:01] ---**
and everybody thinks of
her as a little sister.
**[13:04] ---**
But when the battle starts,
**[13:06] ---**
she's a brave witch who's
not scared of any Neuroi.
**[13:12] ---**
Her inherent abilities
let her use light and heat,
**[13:14] ---**
as well as multiple layers of shields.
**[13:17] ---**
She can attack with power you'd never believe
**[13:19] ---**
could come from someone so young and tiny,
**[13:21] ---**
and she's used that power
to achieve many victories.
**[13:24] ---**
They say that she's far more
accommodating of other people
**[13:27] ---**
than her youth would suggest,
**[13:28] ---**
as well as quiet and studious.
**[13:31] ---**
Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
to be with such an incredible person!
**[13:42] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:44] ---**
February is Setsubun season in Fuso!
**[13:47] ---**
Do you think Yoshika and
the others are throwing beans?
**[13:50] ---**
Next time: "501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?"
**[13:50] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?"
**[13:54] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:56] ---**
**[14:00] ---**
# E7 - 501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6W45MK2R/501st-get-ready-for-setsubun)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?"
**[01:31] ---**
It's night patrol time... gotta wake up...
**[01:34] ---**
You can sleep a little more.
**[01:37] ---**
Ready... go!
**[01:41] ---**
What's this about?
**[01:42] ---**
--Congratulations! Congratulations!
Congratulations...
**[01:43] ---**
--What? What are you guys doing?
--Congratulations! Congratulations!
Congratulations...
**[01:47] ---**
Is this... a rice shower?
**[01:51] ---**
Knock it off, guys!
**[01:53] ---**
--Soy beans?
--Congratulations! Congratulations!
This is for you!
**[01:54] ---**
--What are they doing?
--Congratulations! Congratulations!
This is for you!
**[01:57] ---**
It's February 3rd! Setsubun!
**[02:00] ---**
So you were following some Fuso tradition?
**[02:03] ---**
We were throwing beans to drive off the *oni*.
**[02:06] ---**
*Oni* are similar to what you'd call devils.
**[02:09] ---**
And when you throw the beans at the *oni*,
they scream in pain and run.
**[02:14] ---**
So they're doing it right, but...
**[02:17] ---**
That tradition's going to involve
a lot of clean up...
**[02:23] ---**
The beans...
**[02:24] ---**
...broke the wall.
**[02:25] ---**
You throw beans at *oni* and devils, right?
**[02:28] ---**
Don't blame me.
That's just what you do for Setsubun.
**[02:30] ---**
Here you go. She's a black devil.
**[02:32] ---**
Here you go. She's got *oni* boobs.
**[02:34] ---**
I'm not exactly behaving perfectly myself.
**[02:37] ---**
When I punished them I made it
so you had to do extra work.
**[02:42] ---**
No.
**[02:43] ---**
I understand that you're
doing it out of love,
**[02:46] ---**
to make them better people in the future.
**[02:50] ---**
My little sister!
**[02:52] ---**
It's hard to believe that someone so obsessed
with rules could soften up like that.
**[02:56] ---**
Maybe it's the power of Miyafuji's love.
**[02:58] ---**
--Upsy-daisy Upsy-daisy!
**[02:59] ---**
--What's wrong?
--Upsy-daisy Upsy-daisy!
**[03:00] ---**
No... That's not love.
**[03:02] ---**
It's Stockholm Syndrome.
**[03:04] ---**
"Stockholm Syndrome"
**[03:06] ---**
Where people who've been kidnapped or
**[03:08] ---**
held hostage come to trust or fall in love
with their captors due to extreme stress.
**[03:13] ---**
Miyafuji was taken all the way from Fuso
**[03:15] ---**
to the front lines,
where she's not allowed to leave.
**[03:17] ---**
What you're seeing is Stockholm Syndrome.
**[03:20] ---**
I see. I almost made a serious mistake.
**[03:23] ---**
Be careful.
**[03:24] ---**
"Whisper" "Whisper"
**[03:24] ---**
Now that you mention it,
it does seem criminal.
**[03:27] ---**
Right?
**[03:31] ---**
This is normal in Fuso, huh?
**[03:35] ---**
Yeah. I know what you're thinking.
**[03:35] ---**
"Anchovy"
**[03:37] ---**
"Bean Bag"
**[03:37] ---**
"Wow, that's scary..."
**[03:37] ---**
I'm taking some beans.
**[03:39] ---**
Don't throw them all.
**[03:41] ---**
Later you eat one for each year
you’ve been alive.
**[03:44] ---**
"Soybeans"
**[03:44] ---**
Do we have enough, though?
**[03:47] ---**
I'll have to ask Wing Commander Mina how many
people we've got and how old they are.
**[03:50] ---**
Miyafuji thinks Mina is tens
of thousands of years old.
**[03:53] ---**
Even I couldn't ask her
that unless I was drunk.
**[03:55] ---**
No, I mean for the entire base!
**[03:58] ---**
Miyafuji, please report to the cafeteria.
**[04:02] ---**
"Aaah!"
**[04:04] ---**
"Cafeteria"
**[04:05] ---**
A package?
**[04:06] ---**
Yes.
**[04:07] ---**
And a letter.
**[04:09] ---**
Anyway, I'll be going.
**[04:11] ---**
"Inspected"
**[04:12] ---**
It's from home!
**[04:14] ---**
That's great.
**[04:16] ---**
Can we open this?
**[04:17] ---**
Go ahead.
**[04:19] ---**
What is it?
**[04:21] ---**
I'm just so happy...
**[04:22] ---**
Maybe I was homesick.
**[04:25] ---**
I see. But don't forget,
**[04:28] ---**
you've got family here in the 501st, too.
**[04:32] ---**
Thank you, big sister!
**[04:34] ---**
Little sister!
**[04:35] ---**
Doctor, is that...?
**[04:37] ---**
That's Lima Syndrome.
**[04:40] ---**
It's the opposite of what you saw before,
**[04:42] ---**
when the kidnapper falls
in love with their victim.
**[04:45] ---**
I see. Very educational.
**[04:48] ---**
What's the letter say?
**[04:50] ---**
I'm amazed you can talk like that.
**[04:50] ---**
"Inspected"
**[04:52] ---**
Um... "Dear Yoshika.
**[04:54] ---**
I can read in the papers that
the fighting is very fierce."
**[04:58] ---**
Huh? My chest aches...
**[05:00] ---**
Maybe there is some good in you.
**[05:02] ---**
I'm sending you mochi because I don't
think you got any for New Year's.
**[05:05] ---**
Please eat them with your friends.
**[05:07] ---**
So these are the famous Fuso mochi!
**[05:09] ---**
I've never seen them before!
**[05:11] ---**
From Fuso, dated mid-December!
**[05:13] ---**
Mochi are green, huh?
**[05:15] ---**
"The State of Sea Transportation in 1944"
**[05:16] ---**
Green mold!
**[05:17] ---**
I know that's what you should expect
after two months at sea,
**[05:21] ---**
but still, it's a shame when they spent
all that time to make them.
**[05:24] ---**
You can just take the mold off and eat them.
**[05:26] ---**
"That's just what they used to do!
Don't try this at home!"
**[05:26] ---**
The mold's only on the surface.
It's fine underneath.
**[05:29] ---**
I'm amazed you know that.
**[05:31] ---**
I'm used to seeing it.
**[05:32] ---**
--Let's cook them on the fire.
**[05:33] ---**
--What did she just say about the mold?
--Let's cook them on the fire.
**[05:34] ---**
--What did she just say about the mold?
--Can I cook a yam, too?
**[05:35] ---**
--I heard nothing.
--Can I cook a yam, too?
**[05:38] ---**
How mysterious!
**[05:39] ---**
They're ready!
**[05:41] ---**
"Chew Chew Chew"
**[05:41] ---**
It feels like gum. Am I supposed to spit
it out when I can't taste it anymore?
**[05:45] ---**
Swallow it.
**[05:48] ---**
Can I have another?
**[05:49] ---**
There's plenty so I'll keep making them.
**[05:52] ---**
Hartmann, are they not to your liking?
**[05:55] ---**
I think I missed my chance to swallow it...
**[05:58] ---**
It's hard your first time, huh?
**[06:01] ---**
I heard some people die
from it every year, huh?
**[06:04] ---**
Really?
**[06:06] ---**
Yes.
**[06:07] ---**
Every year someone gets it stuck
in their throat and dies.
**[06:11] ---**
By the way, if you eat mochi
with green mold on it,
**[06:14] ---**
does your face turn green?
**[06:17] ---**
That explains why she was so quiet!
**[06:20] ---**
Bored now.
**[06:22] ---**
If we had a mortar and pestle we could
grind the yams to make yam mochi.
**[06:27] ---**
What's that?!
**[06:28] ---**
You just need to mix it together, right?
**[06:30] ---**
I'll do it now.
**[06:31] ---**
I've seen it done before.
**[06:33] ---**
What are you doing?
**[06:35] ---**
When the Squadron Leader makes
rice mochi balls this is how she does it.
**[06:39] ---**
Mio Sakamoto, age 19.
**[06:41] ---**
A girl who's a Virgo,
and who can make onigiri that are round.
**[06:45] ---**
"Yum Yum"
**[06:45] ---**
We'd already eaten dinner,
but we still ate a lot.
**[06:47] ---**
"Yum Yum"
"Butter"
**[06:47] ---**
Next time mix in some butter!
**[06:49] ---**
But it's almost bedtime, so I'm afraid
of what this'll do to my waistline.
**[06:52] ---**
Fuso food is healthy, so we'll be fine.
**[06:55] ---**
Right, Miyafuji?
**[06:59] ---**
"A True Warrior Never Abandons Their Friends"
**[07:00] ---**
Okay, I'll share the rest with everyone.
**[07:03] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:04] ---**
--You're writing an answer?
--Gotta lose weight, huh?
**[07:05] ---**
--You're writing an answer?
--Train more.
**[07:06] ---**
--Yeah.
--Train more.
**[07:07] ---**
I'm going to put something
about all of you in here.
**[07:10] ---**
Is that okay?
**[07:11] ---**
Sure.
**[07:12] ---**
But your superior officers have to
censor your messages, okay?
**[07:15] ---**
Thank you.
**[07:17] ---**
Everyone back home is a fan of you.
**[07:20] ---**
I got permission, so I'm going
to tell them the truth about you.
**[07:29] ---**
What's this? The black sabbath?
**[07:30] ---**
I think it's a sardine.
**[07:34] ---**
What are you doing?
**[07:37] ---**
Well you see...
**[07:39] ---**
Miyafuji's writing about us in a letter, huh?
**[07:42] ---**
We outrank her, so it's our job
to censor the letters.
**[07:44] ---**
This is our duty.
**[07:48] ---**
I'll join in, then!
**[07:49] ---**
Eila...
**[07:51] ---**
Let me see...
**[07:52] ---**
This is for her family, huh?
**[07:53] ---**
She must've written about
us in the other one.
**[07:55] ---**
"Dear Michiko.
**[07:57] ---**
So here's the truth about the 501st.
**[07:59] ---**
Hartmann is yelled at every day.
**[08:02] ---**
Shirley is very motherly,
and is the second mom of the 501st."
**[08:08] ---**
This and this need censoring.
**[08:11] ---**
Let's erase these names, too.
**[08:12] ---**
We have to. It's our job.
**[08:14] ---**
History is made at night.
**[08:16] ---**
"Miyafuji Clinic"
**[08:17] ---**
It's from Yoshika!
**[08:19] ---**
She's very busy but seems to be doing well!
**[08:23] ---**
"Inspected"
**[08:23] ---**
Give the second letter
to Michiko after you read it.
**[08:26] ---**
It must be this one!
**[08:27] ---**
"Dear Michiko.
The 501st are Wo nde r ful."
**[08:28] ---**
Several days later, they sent
something making sure I was safe.
**[08:32] ---**
I'm not gonna die!
**[08:35] ---**
This is a present.
**[08:37] ---**
For me?
**[08:39] ---**
Because it's your birthday.
**[08:41] ---**
"Whew"
**[08:41] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[08:43] ---**
Hug!
**[08:43] ---**
"Hug"
**[08:44] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[08:47] ---**
Now we'll be together until death do us part.
**[08:50] ---**
What? I think it's too soon for a kiss.
**[08:54] ---**
Stop it!
**[08:55] ---**
Don't try to stop me, Miyafuji!
**[08:57] ---**
No, I'm talking to...
**[09:00] ---**
Hartmann!
**[09:00] ---**
"Kiss"
"Hug Tight" "Make Vows"
**[09:02] ---**
"We use those boards to give orders
during Neuroi attacks..."
**[09:02] ---**
Sorry, sorry.
**[09:04] ---**
Sanya, you should've told her no!
**[09:06] ---**
Sorry.
**[09:07] ---**
"Eila"
**[09:08] ---**
This is for you.
**[09:09] ---**
It's your birthday this
month too, after all...
**[09:12] ---**
Happy birthday, Eila.
**[09:14] ---**
Thank you for everything you do for me.
**[09:17] ---**
She's easy.
**[09:20] ---**
Is there anything you'd like me to cook?
**[09:23] ---**
Shall I make you a cake?
**[09:25] ---**
Sweets, huh?
**[09:27] ---**
"Valentines Chocolate
Goes Here"
**[09:27] ---**
"For Mio Sakamoto"
**[09:31] ---**
Right now I want some
of that salty Fuso cooking.
**[09:34] ---**
How about we take a photo?
**[09:36] ---**
It might be nice to remember
this peaceful time.
**[09:40] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[09:42] ---**
So we'd like to borrow your camera.
**[09:45] ---**
Okay.
**[09:46] ---**
But wait a second.
**[09:48] ---**
"Click Click"
**[09:48] ---**
"Whirr Whirr"
**[09:49] ---**
"Clack"
**[09:50] ---**
I put some new film in for you.
**[09:52] ---**
Thanks, Lynne!
**[09:54] ---**
She used all the shots she had left!
**[09:56] ---**
What's on that roll?
**[09:58] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[10:03] ---**
We're out of film.
**[10:05] ---**
How do you develop it?
**[10:07] ---**
Lynne's room has a darkroom.
**[10:10] ---**
We'll develop it there.
**[10:11] ---**
Why does she have a darkroom?
**[10:13] ---**
I developed them!
**[10:16] ---**
Let's take a look.
**[10:17] ---**
Photography is fun, huh?
**[10:20] ---**
Right?
**[10:21] ---**
Want one?
**[10:22] ---**
Really?
**[10:24] ---**
First, we need to talk to Miyafuji.
**[10:28] ---**
She protested her innocence,
saying that these photos were a
**[10:32] ---**
mysterious window into the soul.
**[10:34] ---**
But someone else retook them.
**[10:36] ---**
"For Others"
**[12:09] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:10] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:12] ---**
It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:16] ---**
Today I'll introduce you to Lynne,
AKA Lynette Bishop!
**[12:22] ---**
She's from the Britannia Federation.
**[12:24] ---**
Her family is famous! Her parents are wealthy
and run a department store in London,
**[12:28] ---**
and both her mom and
older sister are witches.
**[12:34] ---**
But since she was a new witch
who joined the 501st
**[12:38] ---**
immediately after graduating training school,
**[12:42] ---**
at first she didn't do much of anything.
**[12:44] ---**
But after becoming friends with Yoshika,
**[12:47] ---**
the two of them began to win
more and more battles,
**[12:49] ---**
and now they're critical parts of their unit!
**[12:53] ---**
Her inherent ability stabilizes her shots,
**[12:56] ---**
making her a talented sniper.
**[12:59] ---**
When she aims at a Neuroi,
she's got a 100% chance of hitting it!
**[13:04] ---**
She's normally calm and peaceful,
**[13:07] ---**
but she has a strong heart
**[13:08] ---**
and is willing to sacrifice everything
for those she believes in.
**[13:12] ---**
The way she gets to be with
such a wonderful witch...
**[13:15] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:23] ---**
It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
**[13:25] ---**
The military has to do missions
at night too, of course!
**[13:28] ---**
I wonder if Yoshika is
staying up all night, too!
**[13:31] ---**
"Next Time:
501st, Ready For Night Work?"
**[13:32] ---**
Next time: "501st, Ready For Night Work?"
**[13:35] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:38] ---**
**[13:41] ---**
**[13:43] ---**
# E8 - 501st, Ready for Night Work?
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Ready for Night Work?"
**[01:30] ---**
Today, Barkhorn is teaching us a lesson.
**[01:33] ---**
Something to keep in mind
when fighting the Neuroi.
**[01:36] ---**
They use beam weapons,
**[01:38] ---**
which means a single moment's
lapsed concentration can be fatal.
**[01:41] ---**
That's why you need to not close
your eyes or look away.
**[01:44] ---**
You can't close your eyes?
**[01:45] ---**
That's tough.
**[01:46] ---**
At first, nobody could do it.
**[01:48] ---**
Right, Hartmann?
**[01:51] ---**
But with enough training,
you can keep them open at all times.
**[01:56] ---**
Want to try it?
**[01:58] ---**
It involves a gun?
**[02:00] ---**
Could you show us first?
**[02:02] ---**
Can you do it, Hartmann?
**[02:05] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:06] ---**
Come up front.
**[02:09] ---**
That's fine. We can do it with her asleep.
**[02:09] ---**
"Hartmann's Ultimate Technique:
'Open-Eyed Sleeping'"
"Its weak point is dry eyes."
**[02:12] ---**
Hartmann, wake up!
**[02:15] ---**
--No! Lynne's magic will blow
a hole right through me!
**[02:15] ---**
--This is an emergency. Everyone, report
to the commander's office immediately.
**[02:21] ---**
What do you think this is about?
**[02:21] ---**
"Thanks for letting me get
some target practice in. Bye!"
"Oh, um, sure."
**[02:22] ---**
Well, we'll know when we get there.
**[02:25] ---**
Hey, Mio.
**[02:26] ---**
Don't let me sleep a wink tonight.
**[02:28] ---**
Yeah, you can count on me.
**[02:30] ---**
Don't bring me here to show me that.
**[02:33] ---**
Have a good time.
**[02:34] ---**
Come back!
**[02:36] ---**
There's reports the Neuroi
will attack tonight.
**[02:39] ---**
So you're on night duty tonight.
You'll be staying up all night.
**[02:44] ---**
Huh? You're on night duty tonight, Yoshika?
**[02:47] ---**
That's right.
**[02:49] ---**
We all are?
**[02:50] ---**
The reports say you and the regular
night patrol can handle it.
**[02:54] ---**
♪ No matter what happens, it won't get to me!
Even if the Earth blows up... ♪
**[02:59] ---**
Sanya, I need you tell me all about
how I can do my best tonight.
**[03:04] ---**
Sure. I'll teach your body how
to do what it needs to do.
**[03:09] ---**
No sign of the Neuroi...
**[03:11] ---**
Want to go for a walk?
**[03:13] ---**
Bad idea.
**[03:14] ---**
You shouldn't wander around at night,
even if it's just inside the base.
**[03:17] ---**
Yeah. You're a frail little girl.
**[03:20] ---**
What about her?
**[03:21] ---**
She doesn't count.
**[03:22] ---**
What's she doing?
**[03:24] ---**
I see a glimpse of a Fuso blade
in the darkness...
**[03:29] ---**
So tired...
**[03:30] ---**
You guys ready?
**[03:31] ---**
For the Neuroi?
**[03:32] ---**
No, I filled up the big bath.
**[03:35] ---**
Go take a dip.
**[03:37] ---**
I see!
**[03:38] ---**
So you were cutting logs to heat it up.
**[03:41] ---**
Sorry I'm late!
**[03:43] ---**
You took your time, Miyafuji.
**[03:45] ---**
Sorry, it was tougher than I thought!
**[03:48] ---**
Miyafuji?!
**[03:51] ---**
Hot!
**[03:54] ---**
This is the normal temperature in Fuso.
**[03:56] ---**
Th-That's right.
**[03:58] ---**
I like it so hot it's painful.
**[04:01] ---**
You heard her...
**[04:03] ---**
Hot baths are dangerous,
and can cause strokes and heart attacks.
**[04:07] ---**
What do you think, Miyafuji?
**[04:10] ---**
Moderation in all things is important.
**[04:13] ---**
Sexy girl Hartmann has special tips
for bath beauty care.
**[04:18] ---**
I recommend using Sturm to move air
under your body, creating a bubble bath!
**[04:23] ---**
It relaxes and beautifies!
**[04:26] ---**
Feels so good!
**[04:28] ---**
You're a lady, act like it.
**[04:31] ---**
"Sauna"
**[04:31] ---**
Doesn't the sauna feel good, Eila?
**[04:34] ---**
Yeah. Glad we begged them to put one in.
**[04:37] ---**
I would've preferred a *savusauna*, though,
**[04:37] ---**
"A sauna that fills the room
with steam instead of smoke."
**[04:39] ---**
but everybody was against it.
**[04:41] ---**
So the temperature's 80 degrees?
**[04:41] ---**
"100"
"50"
"0"
**[04:43] ---**
That's cold.
**[04:44] ---**
Want to head out for a second?
***SIGN*** "People from Northern Europe are unaffected by cold but seem to not like temperatures between 0 and 60."
**[04:46] ---**
It's so hot outside.
**[04:49] ---**
It's five degrees.
We're in the tropics, after all.
**[04:51] ---**
I feel so relaxed, don't you?
**[04:53] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:54] ---**
Want some coffee?
**[04:55] ---**
Sure.
**[04:56] ---**
That was a great way to relax.
***SIGN*** "Can't breathe" "Can't breathe" "So bitter"
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, right.
**[05:00] ---**
Shirley, Lynne.
**[05:03] ---**
What is it, Yoshika?
**[05:05] ---**
You can go to bed now.
**[05:07] ---**
Why were we brought here then?
**[05:08] ---**
"For Your Boobs"
**[05:10] ---**
"Sorry..."
**[05:10] ---**
Do you have any gum to help me stay awake?
**[05:13] ---**
It's not gum, but we used to
eat this back in Fuso.
**[05:17] ---**
A devil fish!
**[05:19] ---**
"Tentacles? For a magical girl?!"
**[05:19] ---**
You don't like them?
**[05:21] ---**
Please remember that, Squadron Leader!
**[05:24] ---**
"Kyaaah"! You went "Kyaah."
**[05:28] ---**
I'm going to use the
kitchen for a little bit.
**[05:30] ---**
You're going to cook?
**[05:32] ---**
Everybody will be hungry soon.
**[05:34] ---**
But eating makes you sleepy, right?
**[05:37] ---**
Should we deliberately make it taste bad?
**[05:39] ---**
That sounds kind of fun.
**[05:40] ---**
Wait! That's a problem in and of itself!
**[05:43] ---**
We're going to go to
battle. We need nutrition.
**[05:46] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[05:47] ---**
Fine for you, I'm sure, but...
**[05:49] ---**
That's not what I mean!
The Neuroi aren't coming,
**[05:51] ---**
so don't ruin Sanya's cooking!
**[05:54] ---**
Hang on a second!
**[05:58] ---**
They really didn't come.
**[06:00] ---**
Who's to blame here, you think?
**[06:02] ---**
The Neuroi are going to pay for this...
**[06:05] ---**
I've never wanted
the Neuroi to come so badly.
**[06:08] ---**
Excuse me, everyone.
**[06:10] ---**
They're finally here?
**[06:11] ---**
I'm so sick of waiting.
**[06:13] ---**
I didn't think I'd get such a warm welcome.
**[06:17] ---**
Marseille has come from the African
theater to do a photoshoot.
**[06:22] ---**
And the Neuroi that were coming...
**[06:24] ---**
They were in my way, so I took
them down for you before I landed.
**[06:28] ---**
You can welcome me,
but I don't do autographs.
**[06:34] ---**
Huh?
**[06:36] ---**
Ultimate Technique: "Open-Eyed Sleeping."
**[06:39] ---**
I have a special announcement
for you all today.
**[06:41] ---**
I'm Hanna Justina Marseille.
**[06:43] ---**
I've come to do a photoshoot
for the PR department.
**[06:47] ---**
Nice to meet you all.
**[06:51] ---**
Where are the others?!
**[06:54] ---**
They were all up all night last night...
**[06:56] ---**
So they were awake when
**[06:58] ---**
I came because they
were up waiting for the Neuroi I defeated?
**[07:01] ---**
So it's up to you, Lucchini!
**[07:03] ---**
Give her everything she needs!
**[07:05] ---**
Roger!
**[07:07] ---**
They wanted photos of me
meeting another ultra ace...
**[07:10] ---**
But they're all asleep.
**[07:12] ---**
Mina! I know this is the front lines,
**[07:14] ---**
but you shouldn't abuse your people
so much that one night knocks them out!
**[07:18] ---**
That's not it! It's because
they slack off all day!
**[07:18] ---**
"What!?"
**[07:21] ---**
But I can't say that!
**[07:23] ---**
We were woken up.
**[07:25] ---**
My name is Marseille, and I'm with
the Storm Witches in Africa.
**[07:29] ---**
I'm here for part of a military propaganda
campaign called "Meeting of Aces."
**[07:34] ---**
Nice to meet you all.
**[07:36] ---**
Um... sorry.
**[07:39] ---**
If you want an autograph
as an apology, I'll...
**[07:41] ---**
It's not your fault!
**[07:43] ---**
Well, this is a pain.
**[07:45] ---**
You know her?
**[07:47] ---**
I guess she was Hartmann's
rival in Karlsland.
**[07:50] ---**
She would try and compete
with me in everything.
**[07:54] ---**
Eating.
**[07:56] ---**
Bathing.
**[07:57] ---**
During training...
**[07:59] ---**
It was rough.
**[08:02] ---**
She sounds like a stalker.
**[08:03] ---**
You don't get to talk!
**[08:06] ---**
I just remembered that my sister
wanted your autograph.
**[08:12] ---**
Oh, she wants my autograph, huh?
**[08:15] ---**
Huh? She looks happy.
**[08:17] ---**
I bet almost nobody ever actually asks.
**[08:19] ---**
I'm not doing any autographs
for rock-headed sister-lovers!
**[08:23] ---**
Hey, Hanna!
**[08:25] ---**
Trude isn't rock-head, and she
isn't obsessed with her sister--
**[08:28] ---**
Never mind. Sorry for interrupting.
**[08:30] ---**
Hey!
**[08:32] ---**
For now, why don't we eat lunch?
**[08:34] ---**
We can have an eating competition, Hartmann!
**[08:37] ---**
Fine, let's settle this!
**[08:40] ---**
It's rare for you to actually agree.
**[08:42] ---**
Here we go!
**[08:43] ---**
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses...
**[08:47] ---**
What bad manners!
**[08:48] ---**
I guess we have our winner.
**[08:50] ---**
No, this isn't what I wanted.
**[08:53] ---**
Oh, right. Can I have milk, not tea?
**[08:53] ---**
"So full..."
**[08:56] ---**
Does that go well with lunch?
**[08:58] ---**
Of course.
**[08:59] ---**
It's the only way to
maintain my good eyesight.
**[09:02] ---**
And my proportions are the best
in the world, and it's thanks to milk!
**[09:06] ---**
You think you're the best, huh?
**[09:08] ---**
Yoshika...
**[09:10] ---**
Why compete when you've got
something only you can do?
**[09:13] ---**
Like your butt reload.
**[09:15] ---**
What's that?
**[09:16] ---**
She carries her ammo on her hip,
**[09:18] ---**
and bounces it up to her hand
with her butt so she can reload.
**[09:22] ---**
That's a neat trick.
**[09:23] ---**
I see...
**[09:25] ---**
So I guess I'm the greatest
butt-master in the world.
**[09:30] ---**
Ignorance is scary.
**[09:32] ---**
What?
**[09:33] ---**
Get a load of this.
**[09:34] ---**
Wing Commander Mina used her butt to--
**[09:36] ---**
"Neuroi"
**[09:36] ---**
So, who are you going to pair off with?
**[09:39] ---**
Oh, right.
**[09:41] ---**
I made time in my busy schedule
to come here because Hartmann's here.
**[09:45] ---**
"Stay strong..."
"Thank you, friend."
**[09:45] ---**
Sucks to be Hartmann...
**[09:48] ---**
Well, she's probably the strongest here.
**[09:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:54] ---**
Yeah. Looks like I'm your girl.
**[09:56] ---**
What's going on between them?
**[10:01] ---**
Good work!
**[10:03] ---**
Hartmann's really cool
when she's not slacking off!
**[10:06] ---**
That's my rival for you.
**[10:09] ---**
Brave in the sky. Beautiful on the ground.
**[10:09] ---**
"Please shut up..."
**[10:11] ---**
Like a lily in bloom...
**[10:13] ---**
It's tough to have a stalker.
**[10:16] ---**
Eila, we need to talk later.
**[10:19] ---**
Okay, I need to get going.
**[10:21] ---**
You're leaving already?
You could at least take a bath first.
**[10:25] ---**
Yoshika...
**[10:27] ---**
Oh, right. Here.
**[10:27] ---**
"I knew it. She had some ready
even though nobody asked..."
**[10:30] ---**
An autograph, huh?
**[10:31] ---**
Thanks!
**[10:32] ---**
Stay longer next time.
**[10:34] ---**
I don't want to compete in anything, though.
**[10:37] ---**
Yeah. Thanks for your help today, Hartmann.
**[10:40] ---**
See you around!
**[10:41] ---**
--Why were we woken up for this?
--Yeah, take care!
**[10:45] ---**
Hartmann acting serious.
**[12:18] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:19] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:21] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:24] ---**
Today's witch is Mina Dietlinde Wilcke!
**[12:31] ---**
She's the leader of the
501st Joint Fighter Wing,
**[12:37] ---**
and also one of the Karlsland
Empire's ace witches.
**[12:41] ---**
She's accomplished many
things in her battles.
**[12:45] ---**
Due to the beautiful, elegant way she fights,
**[12:48] ---**
she's sometimes called the Fürstin,
which means "Flying Princess."
**[12:51] ---**
She's also good at dealing
with delicate military politics,
**[12:57] ---**
and is the witch who created the 501st!
**[13:01] ---**
Her inherent ability is called
"Three Dimensional Space Understanding."
**[13:06] ---**
She can immediately find
the positions of enemies and allies,
**[13:08] ---**
and just the right orders.
**[13:11] ---**
You could say she's the ideal commander!
**[13:16] ---**
But she also wanted to be a vocalist,
**[13:19] ---**
and she's one of the best
singers among the witches!
**[13:24] ---**
The way she gets to be with a girl
who's great at fighting and the arts...
**[13:28] ---**
Yoshika's so amazing!
**[13:39] ---**
It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso!
**[13:41] ---**
I've heard Yoshika isn't doing so good!
**[13:45] ---**
What's going on? I'm worried!
**[13:48] ---**
Next time: "501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
**[13:48] ---**
"Next time:
501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
**[13:51] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:54] ---**
**[13:57] ---**
# E9 - 501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYMEXMDV6/501st-you-cant-fly-anymore)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, You Can't Fly Anymore?"
**[01:33] ---**
"Training Day"
**[01:33] ---**
It's been forever since
we've done any training.
**[01:36] ---**
It feels weird seeing you
in your Striker Units.
**[01:39] ---**
What?!
**[01:39] ---**
I-I'm ready!
**[01:41] ---**
Miyafuji, you're late--
**[01:43] ---**
H-Hi...
**[01:46] ---**
Their bad influence has turned
my little sister into a thug!
**[01:49] ---**
It's not our fault!
**[01:52] ---**
You can't use your Striker Unit?
**[01:55] ---**
I don't know why...
**[01:57] ---**
For a while now when I've put on
my Striker Unit, it's felt tight...
**[02:02] ---**
And I have to really put effort
into it or I can't even lift off...
**[02:06] ---**
Could it be...
**[02:08] ---**
Tell me! Do you have any
idea what it could be?
**[02:11] ---**
Obesity!
**[02:13] ---**
Make sure you're ready for this...
**[02:15] ---**
Okay.
**[02:16] ---**
Y-You've felt a lot more
imposing to me, lately.
**[02:20] ---**
Oh, right? Are you thirsty?
**[02:22] ---**
You'll want some curry to drink, right?
**[02:24] ---**
No! I'm not fat!
**[02:26] ---**
And I eat the same thing the rest of you do!
**[02:29] ---**
You always say it's a waste
to not clean your plate,
**[02:32] ---**
so you finish everybody's meals...
**[02:33] ---**
You're the 501st's mom! You can't help it!
**[02:36] ---**
I see.
**[02:38] ---**
So Miyafuji's weight is partially our fault,
since we're not cleaning our plates.
**[02:42] ---**
Sorry.
**[02:43] ---**
Oh, no...
**[02:44] ---**
Wait. As her big sister,
I help her finish the leftovers.
**[02:48] ---**
So I'm in danger of gaining weight too.
**[02:50] ---**
"(Grandma) Mina"
"(Mom) Miyafuji" "(Aunt) Barkhorn"
"(Child) Me"
**[02:50] ---**
That's what I'm saying, Aunt Barkhorn!
**[02:53] ---**
Any problems besides not being able to fly?
**[02:56] ---**
Actually, I'm feeling better than ever.
**[02:58] ---**
"Medic! Give me the usual!"
**[02:58] ---**
Patch up Shirley, and have her
take a look at your Striker Unit.
**[03:03] ---**
So where is it, Miyafuji?
**[03:06] ---**
Well... Sakamoto said the best way
to deal with it is to punch it.
**[03:08] ---**
"More than 50 years later
and people still think this way."
**[03:12] ---**
So now it's being sent back
to the manufacturer for repairs.
**[03:16] ---**
It could also be something mental, I guess.
**[03:19] ---**
Yeah, it's the season for the May Blues.
**[03:22] ---**
Master of all things May Blues related,
give us your wisdom!
**[03:26] ---**
Too lazy!
**[03:27] ---**
A true master!
**[03:28] ---**
You guys...
**[03:30] ---**
What? It's an annual May tradition
and you're not going to follow it?
**[03:34] ---**
Don't be stupid.
**[03:35] ---**
"Planner"
**[03:36] ---**
Look at this!
**[03:37] ---**
I've got time allocated for slacking off!
**[03:40] ---**
A true master...
**[03:42] ---**
Fine, I guess we'll think of ways to handle
the loss of your Striker Unit today.
**[03:47] ---**
The problem is how you
get to the battlefield.
**[03:50] ---**
I'll carry you!
**[03:51] ---**
Get on, Miyafuji!
**[03:52] ---**
Negative!
**[03:54] ---**
Carry me in your arms!
**[03:55] ---**
--Lately she likes my boobs more than me.
It's a little scary.
**[03:57] ---**
"Okay, I'll give you a ride!"
**[03:57] ---**
--Okay, I'll give you a ride!
--Lately she likes my boobs more than me.
It's a little scary.
**[03:59] ---**
"She's ignoring me!?"
**[03:59] ---**
Let's go! Go at 60kmph, the speed of dreams!
**[04:03] ---**
She's ignoring me?
**[04:04] ---**
At this point nothing we say will reach her.
**[04:07] ---**
The 501st is an important aspect
of our propaganda efforts.
**[04:09] ---**
Think about how others would see you.
**[04:12] ---**
Okay, now Shirley and I will try.
**[04:16] ---**
Look!
**[04:18] ---**
She's hiding under the coat?
**[04:19] ---**
Well, I guess that's okay...
**[04:23] ---**
How about this?
**[04:25] ---**
Hey, Lucchini! How's it going?
**[04:28] ---**
Stop screwing around!
**[04:31] ---**
Jeez. All you have to do is carry her...
**[04:35] ---**
Sorry.
**[04:36] ---**
I'll keep firing my gun.
You focus on putting up a shield.
**[04:40] ---**
Okay!
**[04:41] ---**
Oww! Oww! Oww!
**[04:43] ---**
Hot! The cartridges!
**[04:45] ---**
The cartridges are burning my skin!
**[04:48] ---**
Sorry...
**[04:49] ---**
No, I'm fine...
**[04:52] ---**
Sanyan's the only one who
doesn't use cartridges.
**[04:56] ---**
Even for me, without my
inherent magic, she's heavy...
**[04:59] ---**
Never mind.
**[05:01] ---**
I think she'll be fine.
**[05:03] ---**
Sanyan's one of the strongest
people in the 501st.
**[05:06] ---**
Okay, I'll talk to her.
**[05:09] ---**
"Sanya's Room"
"Pant Pant Pant"
**[05:09] ---**
Oh, there's that to consider...
**[05:12] ---**
Growl!
**[05:14] ---**
What? Calm down, Eila!
**[05:16] ---**
It's your fault! Your fault!
**[05:19] ---**
What did you do?
**[05:21] ---**
Today, I can honestly say
I can't think of anything.
**[05:24] ---**
I saw a future today where you bugged Sanya,
**[05:27] ---**
so I warned her and now
she won't leave her room.
**[05:30] ---**
This is your fault!
**[05:33] ---**
We'd have to meet her
before we could apologize to her...
**[05:37] ---**
Well you can't! That's the problem!
**[05:39] ---**
What do we do?
**[05:40] ---**
Guess we'll have to break out the big guns.
**[05:43] ---**
A spare key!
**[05:45] ---**
"Sanya's Room"
**[05:46] ---**
Why do you have that?
**[05:47] ---**
Sanyan gave it to me so I could come
hang out any time I wanted to.
**[05:51] ---**
Liar! You're stalking her!
**[05:53] ---**
Sorry to bother you on your day off.
**[05:55] ---**
No, I said you could come
any time you wanted to.
**[05:59] ---**
Wh-Why would you...
**[06:01] ---**
She's my friend.
**[06:03] ---**
Wow, that hit her hard.
**[06:06] ---**
You and I are always together anyway, Eila,
**[06:10] ---**
so I figured you wouldn't need it.
**[06:12] ---**
Oh, so that's it!
**[06:14] ---**
But she's still not giving you a key.
**[06:17] ---**
So we'd like you to do a combination
attack thing until Miyafuji loses weight.
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, Miyafuji. I've been looking for you.
**[06:25] ---**
We found out why you can't fly.
**[06:28] ---**
As you matured, your magic
improved to the point
**[06:31] ---**
that your Striker Unit can't keep up.
**[06:34] ---**
Then it's not that I've put on weight...
**[06:37] ---**
That wouldn't stop you from flying.
**[06:39] ---**
It's because of all the actual
combat experience you're getting.
**[06:41] ---**
Combat experience?
**[06:43] ---**
Look around.
**[06:44] ---**
You're using your healing
magic every day, aren't you?
**[06:48] ---**
Th-That's great, Miyafuji.
**[06:50] ---**
You should thank us!
**[06:51] ---**
I knew it was your fault.
**[06:55] ---**
What was all that fuss today for?
**[06:58] ---**
Well, I guess it's good that we learned
we need a plan for when they break.
**[07:03] ---**
I learned a lot, too.
**[07:06] ---**
You did?
**[07:07] ---**
Yes, I learned you think I've
been getting "imposing."
**[07:13] ---**
I've learned I shouldn't
be eating your leftovers.
**[07:13] ---**
"Liver Oil"
**[07:15] ---**
Today you'll be cleaning your plates!
**[07:22] ---**
Lucchini's inherent magic
is "Sunlight Strike."
**[07:25] ---**
She turns her magical
energy into heat energy,
**[07:28] ---**
which is the perfect ability for cold days!
**[07:32] ---**
Morning!
**[07:33] ---**
It's chilly today, huh?
**[07:35] ---**
Yes. You don't get a cold
wave like this often.
**[07:38] ---**
Oh, no! Lucchini!
**[07:40] ---**
Miyafuji! Heal her!
**[07:43] ---**
It's winter.
**[07:44] ---**
Hey, can we use this fireplace?
**[07:47] ---**
You should be more like the Squadron Leader.
**[07:49] ---**
She's been out there training all morning.
**[07:52] ---**
That's how a soldier should be.
**[07:55] ---**
You should be like her.
**[07:56] ---**
Hey, Trude.
**[07:58] ---**
What?
**[08:02] ---**
Miyafuji, explain.
**[08:04] ---**
That's a strange winter
tradition in Fuso where you
**[08:06] ---**
rub yourself down with a
towel for health reasons...
**[08:10] ---**
Squad Leader! Trude wants to join you!
**[08:12] ---**
Okay, I get it!
**[08:13] ---**
It's really cold, let's use the fireplace!
**[08:16] ---**
That spooked her.
**[08:18] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:20] ---**
Trying to see if we can use the chimney.
**[08:25] ---**
Looks like we'll need to clean it.
**[08:27] ---**
We'll bring some logs in from outside,
**[08:30] ---**
so make sure you clean the fireplace.
**[08:33] ---**
You can count on us!
**[08:35] ---**
See you later!
**[08:37] ---**
Hmm. I don't see the ax.
**[08:39] ---**
Sakamoto's outside so I'll
go borrow her katana.
**[08:43] ---**
Sorry. Thanks.
**[08:45] ---**
Sure, see you later.
**[08:48] ---**
There she is...
**[08:50] ---**
Sakamo--
**[08:51] ---**
What are you doing? There
are men on the base!
**[08:54] ---**
That's right! You can't see much today,
but we're outside!
**[08:59] ---**
Well, everybody does it in
Fuso. It keeps you healthy...
**[09:02] ---**
Everybody?
**[09:04] ---**
I-I'm staying out of this.
**[09:06] ---**
Miyafuji, I know you're there.
**[09:09] ---**
Get over here.
**[09:12] ---**
If you're here, don't tell me it's because...
**[09:15] ---**
You want to do it under the cold sky?
**[09:19] ---**
No, um...
**[09:21] ---**
You understand? It may seem
weird, but it's normal.
**[09:24] ---**
I guess so...
**[09:26] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:28] ---**
Now, show them, Miyafuji!
**[09:30] ---**
Sorry! Can't help you!
**[09:33] ---**
Huh?
**[09:34] ---**
Did you lie to us?!
**[09:35] ---**
How could you?!
**[09:37] ---**
Welcome back.
**[09:38] ---**
It's a mess out there!
**[09:40] ---**
We should stay indoors!
**[09:43] ---**
I see.
**[09:44] ---**
The two on night patrol are going
to have a rough time in this cold.
**[09:48] ---**
We'd better make sure we
start that fireplace, then.
**[09:51] ---**
Huh?
**[09:52] ---**
They're chopped up. Did you find the ax?
**[09:54] ---**
Nope.
**[09:57] ---**
It's amazing that Hartmann's still alive.
**[10:01] ---**
You're good with that.
**[10:02] ---**
Did you practice a lot?
**[10:04] ---**
I used to do something similar at home.
**[10:07] ---**
Lighting the fire for the bath?
**[10:09] ---**
To the chickens.
**[10:10] ---**
"The age of really growing your own food."
**[10:12] ---**
Okay, that's probably enough.
**[10:14] ---**
This will make it a lot more pleasant.
**[10:17] ---**
Clean! Clean! Hurry!
**[10:20] ---**
Inherent magic, "Acceleration"!
**[10:22] ---**
Wax off! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on!
**[10:25] ---**
It's not what it looks like!
**[10:26] ---**
That's right! The snow got into the room!
**[10:28] ---**
It's powder snow!
**[10:29] ---**
So beautiful! So beautiful!
**[10:31] ---**
We tried to use our Striker Units
to clean the chimney,
**[10:34] ---**
and the soot got into the room.
**[10:37] ---**
It was an accident.
**[10:40] ---**
Barkhorn, combining violence
with magic is wrong!
**[10:44] ---**
Use this instead.
**[10:46] ---**
Good idea!
**[10:47] ---**
Don't smile! It makes
this a suspense mystery!
**[10:50] ---**
"Horn Gor_l_"
**[10:50] ---**
You're the culprit!
**[12:23] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:24] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:25] ---**
It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:29] ---**
Today's witch is Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak.
**[12:37] ---**
She's from Orussia,
**[12:39] ---**
and before she joined the military,
she was studying music in Vienna, Ostmark.
**[12:45] ---**
She's delicate and more shy than most,
**[12:49] ---**
and looks frail and beautiful.
**[12:51] ---**
So they call her "Lilija," the White Lily.
**[12:55] ---**
But just like the other witches,
**[12:57] ---**
when the battle starts, she carries a huge
Fliegerhammer rocket launcher,
**[13:01] ---**
and fights the Neuroi bravely.
**[13:04] ---**
And when you're discussing her,
**[13:07] ---**
you have to discuss her abilities
as a night witch, too.
**[13:11] ---**
She uses her magic to do wide-area
detection while on night patrol.
**[13:16] ---**
Just like the radio broadcast she does,
**[13:20] ---**
it's one of the first things people
think of when they think of witches.
**[13:25] ---**
The way she gets to be with
such a wonderful witch...
**[13:27] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:35] ---**
It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
**[13:37] ---**
Yoshika tells me that summer
in Europe is hot too.
**[13:41] ---**
How do the members of
the 501st get by, I wonder?
**[13:44] ---**
Next time: "501st, Are You Feeling the Heat?"
**[13:44] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Are You Feeling the Heat?"
**[13:47] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:50] ---**
**[13:53] ---**
# E10 - 501st, Are You Feeling The Heat?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G64PQ7MER/501st-are-you-feeling-the-heat)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Are You Feeling The Heat?"
**[01:32] ---**
It's payday, huh?
**[01:34] ---**
Yeah, I feel kind of bad about it.
**[01:36] ---**
What to do...?
**[01:38] ---**
I bet they're feeling bad about taking money
even though the Neuroi never showed again.
**[01:43] ---**
I've said this before,
but don't worry about it.
**[01:46] ---**
Wing Commander!
**[01:47] ---**
I guarantee you're doing the right thing.
**[01:51] ---**
You're right. Thanks, Mina.
**[01:54] ---**
I'm the perfect boss. I know exactly
what my subordinates are thinking.
**[01:58] ---**
Okay, let's get to work, Miyafuji!
**[02:00] ---**
Yes, let's go!
**[02:07] ---**
Wh-What's going on? Explain!
**[02:09] ---**
Stop it! Stop!
**[02:11] ---**
Miyafuji, where are you
touching me? Excuse me!
**[02:16] ---**
--We're back, Commander Mina!
--Somebody help me!
**[02:19] ---**
Welcome back... What the hell?
**[02:20] ---**
This is the Wing Commander's orders.
**[02:22] ---**
Stay put!
**[02:24] ---**
Hartmann never abandons a comrade in need!
***SIGN*** "Today's gonna be
a great day,
Commander Mina!"
**[02:27] ---**
So I'm going to side with
my comrade Miyafuji.
***SIGN*** "Wait, wait! What are you talking about?"
**[02:31] ---**
I see. It's the usual problem with who
goes on the shopping trip on payday, huh?
**[02:37] ---**
But did you have to go this far?
**[02:39] ---**
Well, she's put us through a lot, you know...
**[02:41] ---**
It gets more and more dangerous each time.
**[02:44] ---**
Wing Commander! Help me!
**[02:46] ---**
I hope this teaches you a lesson. Got it?
**[02:50] ---**
Yes ma'am!
**[02:52] ---**
I didn't mean "ma'am" like that...
**[02:54] ---**
You two, decide who's going shopping, now!
**[02:58] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[03:00] ---**
"Today's Shopping Crew"
**[03:01] ---**
Okay, I'll be your driver today.
**[03:05] ---**
--Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though!
--Time to get some candy!
**[03:07] ---**
--Huh? Hartmann's just as dangerous a driver, though!
--You're so silly...
**[03:09] ---**
--Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe...
--What about you?
**[03:10] ---**
--Why isn't anybody stopping her? Maybe...
--I need some chemicals for my darkroom...
**[03:13] ---**
Darkroom?
**[03:13] ---**
You guys are all terrible!
**[03:15] ---**
What's wrong, Miyafuji?
**[03:16] ---**
You can't choose a dangerous driver
just because you're not getting in the car!
**[03:21] ---**
What did you say?
**[03:24] ---**
I didn't realize that Hartmann
was capable of driving normally...
**[03:28] ---**
I'd be scared of her falling asleep.
**[03:30] ---**
"Eila
Photo Stand
Album Surströmming Personal Piano"
**[03:31] ---**
She dropped her shopping list.
**[03:34] ---**
I'd like to go after them,
but I'm not a good driver.
**[03:38] ---**
Want to practice today, then?
**[03:42] ---**
If you can drive you'll be able
to see Chris whenever you want.
**[03:45] ---**
So tell me how to drive, Liberia.
**[03:48] ---**
You have something to say first, right?
**[03:50] ---**
I apologize for the multitude
of rude acts I committed today.
**[03:55] ---**
Th-Then call me "Teacher"
and do whatever I tell you.
**[03:59] ---**
Yes, Teacher. Please give
me your instruction.
**[04:03] ---**
Wh-Why did she change in such a creepy way?
**[04:06] ---**
I told her she could see her little sister...
**[04:09] ---**
Oh...
**[04:11] ---**
"You donated your whole salary
to the reconstruction again, right?"
**[04:11] ---**
Here you go, Perrine.
**[04:12] ---**
A present from me.
**[04:14] ---**
Is tea okay?
**[04:15] ---**
Really?
**[04:17] ---**
It's fine.
**[04:18] ---**
I don't see Eila's list of what she wants.
**[04:21] ---**
Did she not submit one?
**[04:23] ---**
This is probably what she wants, right?
**[04:23] ---**
"Sanya
Sheet Music
Cat-Penguin"
**[04:26] ---**
She's getting greedier and greedier, huh?
**[04:30] ---**
Listen, you can go a little faster.
**[04:33] ---**
Shut up. That would be dangerous.
**[04:35] ---**
I got us a jeep that can
take a lot of punishment.
**[04:38] ---**
But I need to be very careful
with each individual movement.
**[04:41] ---**
And I was going to go see your
sister on this trip, too.
**[04:47] ---**
S-So you can do it!
**[04:50] ---**
Yes, don't think! Feel!
**[04:53] ---**
Roger, Teacher!
**[04:55] ---**
Hey! A curve! There's a curve!
**[04:57] ---**
Yank the steering wheel! Now!
**[05:00] ---**
What do I do next, Teacher?
**[05:02] ---**
Miyafuji, get your healing magic ready!
**[05:04] ---**
"My beloved family,
this will be my last message to you..."
**[05:04] ---**
--My beloved family, this will be
my last message to you...
**[05:06] ---**
--She's writing her will!
--My beloved family, this will be
my last message to you...
**[05:09] ---**
You're supposed to feel, huh?
**[05:11] ---**
Hey, this is easy.
**[05:13] ---**
Miyafuji, can I have a pen and paper too?
**[05:17] ---**
We sure bought a lot.
**[05:18] ---**
I got some *hakarl* for Eila.
**[05:22] ---**
You're so nice.
**[05:23] ---**
Okay, let's eat.
**[05:27] ---**
"Barkhorn betrayed me..."
**[05:27] ---**
How are you getting us home
without a steering wheel?
**[05:30] ---**
What, it's my fault?
**[05:32] ---**
It's fine. We have a spare wheel.
**[05:36] ---**
And how's that fix a broken steering wheel?
**[05:38] ---**
We put the tire here and we don't
have to worry about those curves!
**[05:42] ---**
Now let's go see Chris!
**[05:45] ---**
Miyafuji, can you use your
healing to fix her insanity?
**[05:47] ---**
I'll put all my magic power into it...
**[05:51] ---**
Sorry.
**[05:52] ---**
So let's talk about how we get back to base.
**[05:55] ---**
I guess we can't walk...
**[05:57] ---**
We'll have to hitchhike.
**[05:59] ---**
You do it, Barkhorn.
**[06:02] ---**
Stop!
**[06:03] ---**
You stop!
**[06:05] ---**
You're supposed to act seductive!
**[06:08] ---**
Follow the rules, Barkhorn!
**[06:11] ---**
H-Hi!
**[06:14] ---**
Give me my gun.
**[06:15] ---**
W-Wait! Throw aside your inhibitions!
**[06:18] ---**
Show your feminine side!
**[06:20] ---**
Hi! Stop!
**[06:29] ---**
We're back.
**[06:31] ---**
Hey, welcome back.
**[06:33] ---**
You guys bought a lot.
**[06:34] ---**
I'll help you unload.
**[06:36] ---**
Thank you, Squad Commander!
**[06:39] ---**
Oh, right. There's something
I wanted you to watch out for.
**[06:43] ---**
What's up?
**[06:44] ---**
There was a pervert at the pass today.
**[06:46] ---**
I was so scared...
**[06:48] ---**
It was terrible.
**[06:49] ---**
Maybe I'll raise the base's alert level...
**[06:52] ---**
We're back!
**[06:53] ---**
Welcome back!
**[06:55] ---**
What's for dinner?
**[06:56] ---**
It's almost done. Just wait.
**[06:59] ---**
--Where are the others?
--I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.
**[06:59] ---**
"I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates."
**[07:01] ---**
--They went missing...
--I'm a boss who cares for her subordinates.
**[07:11] ---**
Good mor...
**[07:13] ---**
Is this what you call déjà vu?
**[07:16] ---**
No, Miyafuji. What you're
seeing now is called "karma."
**[07:21] ---**
It's really hot today.
**[07:24] ---**
Hartmann, send some wind over here, too.
**[07:26] ---**
You're not going to stop them?
**[07:28] ---**
It's okay, Miyafuji.
**[07:30] ---**
My power is only useful
for destroying things...
**[07:33] ---**
As someone who wanted to be a doctor,
**[07:36] ---**
I was always jealous of how you could
use your power to heal others...
**[07:39] ---**
So...
**[07:40] ---**
Hartmann...
**[07:41] ---**
But don't push yourself too hard!
**[07:43] ---**
Thank you! I'll do my best!
**[07:47] ---**
It's so hot!
**[07:53] ---**
I'm so jealous of her power!
**[07:55] ---**
Miyafuji!
**[07:57] ---**
"Charging"
**[07:59] ---**
I'm so hot!
**[08:01] ---**
Can't take it anymore!
**[08:02] ---**
You can't dress like that...
**[08:04] ---**
It's indecent!
**[08:05] ---**
How else should we stay cool in summer?
**[08:08] ---**
Now, you're charged, right?
**[08:10] ---**
Break time is over!
**[08:11] ---**
Stay away if you're gonna dress like that!
**[08:13] ---**
Come on, take one for the team!
**[08:16] ---**
Now you'll be okay even if you short circuit!
**[08:19] ---**
I bet I could bring back the dead right now!
**[08:21] ---**
She sold her soul to the devil!
**[08:23] ---**
"Limit Your Hartmann Usage to 30 Mins a Day"
**[08:23] ---**
So tired...
**[08:25] ---**
"Class-Based Society"
**[08:26] ---**
If you're going to dress like that...
**[08:28] ---**
Go practice swimming!
**[08:31] ---**
Well-done! Well-done!
**[08:33] ---**
It's so hot today.
**[08:35] ---**
Oh, good morning.
**[08:37] ---**
Here you go, Wing Commander.
**[08:39] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:40] ---**
Here you go, Sakamoto.
**[08:43] ---**
That's the face of someone totally innocent.
**[08:45] ---**
Now, use the power of your mind to cool it.
**[08:49] ---**
Miyafuji, you and I need to have a talk.
**[08:53] ---**
Squad Commander, do you know
a good way to cool down?
**[08:55] ---**
Well, one way would be to
tell 100 scary stories.
**[09:00] ---**
One hundred scary stories, huh?
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[09:03] ---**
You don't like scary stuff, do you?
**[09:07] ---**
I haven't forgotten how we did that
test of courage a long time ago,
**[09:11] ---**
and you wouldn't let go of me.
**[09:12] ---**
Aww, that was a secret!
**[09:14] ---**
It was just a reason to grab on to her.
**[09:17] ---**
Oh, right.
**[09:18] ---**
You're on night patrol
with Sanya starting today.
**[09:21] ---**
Spend the day napping in her room, okay?
**[09:25] ---**
That's today?
**[09:27] ---**
Night patrol?
**[09:29] ---**
You know how she seals her room shut
to keep prying eyes out during the day?
**[09:33] ---**
So they asked me to use my Sturm
to help fight heatstroke.
**[09:38] ---**
What about Eila?
**[09:40] ---**
She hugs her tight, so she's great
to have around in winter.
**[09:43] ---**
But not summer, she says.
**[09:45] ---**
Oh...
**[09:46] ---**
Keep that a secret.
**[09:48] ---**
That night, I was asked to
come tell ghost stories.
**[09:52] ---**
All set!
**[09:54] ---**
I'm lighting the candles!
**[09:56] ---**
Okay, we're done!
**[09:58] ---**
It's done!
**[09:59] ---**
We did it!
**[10:02] ---**
Why did we forget that this
is what happens when you light fires?
**[10:07] ---**
That's ten stories and ten candles, huh?
**[10:09] ---**
I'm feeling a little cooler.
**[10:12] ---**
I realized the truth about
these ghost stories...
**[10:15] ---**
Really? Did you see a ghost?
**[10:17] ---**
There are no ghosts. But by removing
100 sources of heat, you feel cold at the end!
**[10:25] ---**
She was right.
**[10:28] ---**
"Do you see the ghost?"
**[10:29] ---**
Do you see the ghost?
**[12:02] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[12:03] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:04] ---**
It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:08] ---**
Today's witch is Gertrud Barkhorn!
**[12:15] ---**
She's one of the most experienced
and accomplished witches in Karlsland,
**[12:20] ---**
no, the whole world!
**[12:25] ---**
Her tactics are a result of her incredible
fighting skills and experience,
**[12:29] ---**
and are both intricate and bold.
**[12:32] ---**
She's contributed greatly to the various
amazing accomplishments of the 501st.
**[12:39] ---**
She and Erica Hartmann,
another member of the 501st,
**[12:43] ---**
are old friends, and a
famous pair of witches!
**[12:46] ---**
Even the strongest Neuroi
is no match for them!
**[12:52] ---**
Her inherent magic lets her
enhance her physical abilities,
**[12:56] ---**
especially her muscular strength,
letting her lift large, heavy weapons!
**[13:04] ---**
Sometimes she uses machine guns as hammers
**[13:07] ---**
to smash the Neuroi!
**[13:10] ---**
She's the ideal commander:
one who's very serious and responsible,
**[13:18] ---**
and never gives up.
**[13:20] ---**
The way she gets to be
with such a wonderful witch...
**[13:23] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:33] ---**
It's me, Michiko Yamakawa from Fuso.
**[13:35] ---**
Soldiers need to be ready for emergencies.
**[13:38] ---**
I'm sure the whole gang
is training really hard!
**[13:41] ---**
Next time: 501st, "Time to Save Lives?"
**[13:41] ---**
"Next time:
501st, Time to Save Lives?"
**[13:45] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:47] ---**
**[13:51] ---**
**[13:53] ---**
# E11 - 501st, Time to Save Lives?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNVD55X6/501st-time-to-save-lives)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, Time to Save Lives?"
**[01:30] ---**
Hi everybody, it's me, Hartmann!
**[01:33] ---**
During the day, I may look like
the laziest girl in the world.
**[01:36] ---**
But actually, I'm training
to be a doctor in secret.
**[01:39] ---**
Lately I've been using the mannequin
I bought with my pay as a patient,
**[01:43] ---**
and learning how to give exams.
**[01:46] ---**
That's why I'm not getting enough sleep,
**[01:47] ---**
and maybe I'm not cleaning
as much as I should.
**[01:50] ---**
But that's just who I am!
**[01:52] ---**
It's noon! Get up!
**[01:57] ---**
Knock before you come in, jeez! Leave.
**[02:00] ---**
S-Sure...
**[02:03] ---**
I need to call the MPs.
**[02:06] ---**
No, maybe I'm just mistaken.
**[02:07] ---**
It's possible that I didn't
see what I thought I saw...
**[02:11] ---**
You know, I haven't seen Eila today,
**[02:14] ---**
and she's not on night patrol tonight.
**[02:16] ---**
Oh? Sanya's doing patrol alone tonight, huh?
**[02:19] ---**
Did she kill Eila?
**[02:21] ---**
I need to call the cops!
**[02:22] ---**
No, Eila wouldn't want
a family member arrested...
**[02:26] ---**
Barkhorn?
**[02:27] ---**
Oh... I'll just break the rules...
**[02:32] ---**
Hartmann, give me the body you hid.
**[02:36] ---**
So you did see it, huh?
**[02:38] ---**
I wanted to keep it a secret.
**[02:40] ---**
Oh, the arm came off.
**[02:41] ---**
Hide it! What if somebody sees it?
**[02:44] ---**
Who cares? You already found out.
**[02:46] ---**
I'm the only one who knows right now.
**[02:48] ---**
So let's hurry up and get rid of it.
**[02:50] ---**
Huh? We can't get rid of it.
How am I going to study?
**[02:54] ---**
Is that why you killed Eila?!
**[02:57] ---**
I didn't realize it was a doll
she was using for studying...
**[03:00] ---**
It's fine. I'm used to it.
**[03:02] ---**
We don't know if we'll always have
Miyafuji around to help us.
**[03:06] ---**
You're right.
**[03:06] ---**
It's important to have a way to treat people
that doesn't involve magic.
**[03:09] ---**
Should I study too?
**[03:12] ---**
Maybe I'll give a talk on
emergency medical treatment.
**[03:15] ---**
Can I come too?
**[03:16] ---**
Of course.
**[03:17] ---**
Should I bring that mannequin?
**[03:20] ---**
"I found an arm."
**[03:21] ---**
Miyafuji, hold the legs.
**[03:23] ---**
Okay!
**[03:24] ---**
The bag's a little too small.
**[03:27] ---**
We just need to stuff it in.
**[03:31] ---**
What's wrong, Trude?
**[03:33] ---**
It's probably a shocking sight
for somebody who respects the rules.
**[03:39] ---**
Oh, there you are, Eila.
**[03:42] ---**
Okay, let's practice saving lives!
**[03:44] ---**
For Sanya's sake!
**[03:46] ---**
How did you know about this?
**[03:48] ---**
I looked into the future, of course.
**[03:50] ---**
If you knew this was coming
why didn't you tell me?
**[03:53] ---**
--I'll teach you a lesson!
I'll teach you a lesson!
**[03:54] ---**
--You can't hit me!
--I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!
**[03:56] ---**
--Don't play around with medicine!
--I'll teach you a lesson! I'll teach you a lesson!
**[03:59] ---**
I'm your coach, Hartmann,
and this is Miyafuji, my assistant.
**[04:02] ---**
Let's get the class started.
**[04:04] ---**
Miyafuji's the assistant?
**[04:06] ---**
First, bring the wounded
soldier to the rear lines.
**[04:09] ---**
This is what's called
"changing course" in Fuso.
**[04:11] ---**
Fuso doesn't call it a "retreat"
even in times like this?
**[04:14] ---**
That's not right!
**[04:15] ---**
Probably...
**[04:16] ---**
Now let's practice getting it on
a stretcher and calling a doctor!
**[04:21] ---**
Negative!
**[04:22] ---**
You don't understand.
**[04:23] ---**
What we need is the ability to help
the Squad Leader in her hour of need!
**[04:28] ---**
We need to save the heroine
when she's in danger!
**[04:32] ---**
Trude, go!
**[04:33] ---**
First you check to see if
they're awake and breathing.
**[04:33] ---**
"Now it's time for the actual training."
**[04:37] ---**
If they're not, after you
secure an airway, you do CPR.
**[04:41] ---**
Let's have Eila go first.
**[04:43] ---**
Blow into it now, okay?
**[04:46] ---**
She wants me to give it my first kiss...
**[04:48] ---**
No!
**[04:50] ---**
No, do it.
**[04:51] ---**
If you're not going to take
this seriously, let me do it.
**[04:54] ---**
I have to give this my first kiss?
**[04:56] ---**
No!
**[04:58] ---**
Why did you even come here?!
**[05:00] ---**
People's lives are at risk!
Stop screwing around!
**[05:03] ---**
I can't take this seriously
with that thing's funny face.
**[05:06] ---**
Good point!
**[05:09] ---**
You called?
**[05:10] ---**
We'll learn faster if it's
a face we like, right?
**[05:15] ---**
That does make sense.
**[05:16] ---**
It does?
**[05:17] ---**
Okay, let's draw some faces!
**[05:17] ---**
"For Chris"
**[05:17] ---**
"For Sanya" "For Mio"
**[05:19] ---**
For medicine!
**[05:21] ---**
Yes, to save people!
**[05:24] ---**
They seem to be taking this seriously,
but they're not, are they?
**[05:28] ---**
I brought some clay and
candles to make faces.
**[05:31] ---**
Is this enough?
**[05:33] ---**
Chris is more like this!
**[05:35] ---**
I'm off by a millimeter!
**[05:37] ---**
Miyafuji, get a candle.
**[05:39] ---**
Okay.
**[05:41] ---**
Miyafuji, sorry...
**[05:43] ---**
You need candles?
**[05:46] ---**
I'm sorry, Chris.
**[05:48] ---**
Forgive your sister for being so clumsy.
**[05:50] ---**
I'm sure she's happy, if anything.
**[05:53] ---**
"Scratch scratch scratch"
**[05:54] ---**
It's not good to discriminate
when you're saving lives, though.
**[05:57] ---**
If they'll take this seriously,
I'm willing to let it slide.
**[06:00] ---**
What else are we going to teach them?
**[06:03] ---**
I was planning on teaching cardiac massage.
**[06:05] ---**
That's very important.
**[06:07] ---**
Should we bring Shirley and Lynne too?
**[06:11] ---**
Okay, go stand with the other perverts.
**[06:14] ---**
Why? I'm just trying to keep
everyone safe and healthy!
**[06:18] ---**
It's a masterpiece!
**[06:20] ---**
Wow, that's great.
**[06:22] ---**
Looks like it's not going
that well for you...
**[06:27] ---**
Eila! Where are you taking that clay?!
**[06:30] ---**
"Sanya's Room"
**[06:33] ---**
"Sting Sting Sting"
**[06:33] ---**
Welcome back.
**[06:36] ---**
I had a great idea.
**[06:38] ---**
I'll put hot wax into this
mold and let it harden...
**[06:42] ---**
And I get a Sanya mask!
**[06:42] ---**
"Ta-dah!"
**[06:44] ---**
Wh-What did you do?
**[06:46] ---**
I pushed the clay up against
her face to make a mold.
**[06:49] ---**
A death mask?
**[06:51] ---**
It may be forbidden, but it's for Sanya!
**[06:53] ---**
I just love her more than you love yours!
**[06:56] ---**
Am I the one who'll get in trouble for this?
**[06:59] ---**
Well, you're in charge here...
**[07:02] ---**
Let's get back to it.
**[07:04] ---**
I'll start.
**[07:05] ---**
Huh? You're using the old face, huh?
**[07:08] ---**
When you think about it, it's wrong to
discriminate between wounded people.
**[07:12] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[07:14] ---**
Miyafuji, get the torso.
**[07:16] ---**
Here you go!
**[07:18] ---**
How could you?!
**[07:20] ---**
Next. Ready, Eila?
**[07:23] ---**
One-hundred percent!
**[07:25] ---**
See?
**[07:26] ---**
Why is it wearing Sanya's clothes?
**[07:29] ---**
I brought them!
**[07:30] ---**
Impressive!
**[07:31] ---**
"Now I'm in more trouble..."
"I'll apologize with you."
**[07:32] ---**
I don't like the fact that it's
got different proportions.
**[07:35] ---**
I should've taken more clay
and gotten a full-body mold.
**[07:39] ---**
Sanya! Sanya! Wake up!
**[07:41] ---**
She's doing something.
**[07:43] ---**
Eila... you came.
**[07:46] ---**
"She's doing a one-girl play..."
"Sanya needs CPR when she's talking?
**[07:46] ---**
I'll save you!
**[07:47] ---**
I'll save you now! With CPR!
**[07:52] ---**
Keep going, Eila.
**[07:54] ---**
I'm teaching a class on saving lives,
**[07:56] ---**
and should've set more rules
for making the doll's faces...
**[08:00] ---**
I'll apologize again later.
In writing, if you like...
**[08:04] ---**
What happened to your clothes, Sanya?
**[08:06] ---**
There are male soldiers here!
**[08:09] ---**
But why did you decide to take this course?
**[08:11] ---**
I thought it might help when we go
look for your parents someday...
**[08:15] ---**
How can I get mad at you now?
**[08:17] ---**
Sanya!
**[08:18] ---**
Right, right. Are you done
with this little stuff?
**[08:21] ---**
"My tragedy is 'little stuff'?"
"I'll apologize for that too, in writing if you like..."
**[08:21] ---**
It's my turn now, right?
**[08:23] ---**
I'll also be training for a real scene
that might happen someday, so help me.
**[08:28] ---**
Even if you're just bit parts,
**[08:29] ---**
if the cast doesn't take this seriously
it will ruin everything.
**[08:32] ---**
Think of this as the real thing, okay?
**[08:35] ---**
It's good to be serious
about this, so we'll help.
**[08:38] ---**
Keep up the act no matter what happens!
**[08:41] ---**
Okay, let's start with imagining
the Squad Leader gets attacked...
**[08:44] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:46] ---**
Lynne, good timing.
**[08:49] ---**
Shoot this.
**[08:52] ---**
Here we go...
**[08:54] ---**
Squad Leader?
**[08:56] ---**
Did someone call me?
**[08:57] ---**
The Squad Leader!
**[08:58] ---**
Oh, no! It must have been a Neuroi attack!
**[09:02] ---**
What happened to me?
**[09:03] ---**
I need to do CPR!
**[09:05] ---**
It's a little late for that...
**[09:07] ---**
Her heart was destroyed...
**[09:12] ---**
--Miyafuji!
**[09:12] ---**
--That's me?
--Miyafuji!
**[09:13] ---**
--That's me?
--There's nothing I can do...
**[09:15] ---**
Eila, where did this future come from?
**[09:17] ---**
--Hey, guys...
--I'm sorry. If I'd only been able to predict it...
**[09:21] ---**
This is terrible!
**[09:24] ---**
I see...
**[09:25] ---**
I'm a ghost, aren't I?
**[09:30] ---**
Farewell, Mina.
**[09:34] ---**
What's gotten into you, Mio?
**[09:36] ---**
So what do we do with these things?
**[09:39] ---**
Break them apart?
**[09:40] ---**
We can't break them apart!
**[09:41] ---**
I'll just take them.
**[09:46] ---**
Shall we destroy the Squad Leader's, too?
**[09:48] ---**
No!
**[09:49] ---**
But the Squad Leader doesn't have
a good impression of you anymore.
**[09:53] ---**
People would think it was weird
if they saw them in the trash,
**[09:56] ---**
so let's just bury them.
**[09:57] ---**
Good idea.
**[10:00] ---**
Mio, you're ridiculous. You're not a ghost.
**[10:03] ---**
But I saw the others with my body...
**[10:08] ---**
There you are.
**[10:09] ---**
What are you doing out here in the woods?
**[10:13] ---**
*Mio*!
**[10:15] ---**
They found us.
**[10:17] ---**
Mina, well you see...
**[10:19] ---**
She put us up to it!
**[10:23] ---**
Please don't hate me!
**[11:57] ---**
"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[11:58] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[12:00] ---**
It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[12:03] ---**
Today's Witch is Perrine Clostermann.
**[12:09] ---**
She's an ace witch from
the Republic of Gallia,
**[12:13] ---**
and get this, she's the daughter
of the Clostermann family,
**[12:16] ---**
the lords of Chartreux province!
**[12:18] ---**
In other words, she's a
real noble's daughter!
**[12:22] ---**
Not only does she behave
like an elegant, distinguished noble,
**[12:26] ---**
she has powerful combat abilities
which were recognized
**[12:30] ---**
even in her days in Free Gallia Republic.
**[12:34] ---**
She famously had the nickname of
"Blue Premier," or "Blue number 1!"
**[12:40] ---**
And when the 501st was formed,
**[12:43] ---**
Sakamoto went to her
directly and recruited her!
**[12:49] ---**
Her inherent magic is Tonnerre, or "Thunder."
**[12:53] ---**
It allows her to emit all her magic at once,
creating an electric blast!
**[12:57] ---**
It's really strong!
**[13:00] ---**
But it takes time before
she can use it again,
**[13:04] ---**
so she only uses it when
it's really important!
**[13:07] ---**
As a noble witch, she has a strong sense
of noblesse oblige at all times.
**[13:13] ---**
The way she gets to be with
such a wonderful witch...
**[13:16] ---**
Yoshika is so amazing!
**[13:25] ---**
It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
**[13:27] ---**
The Allies have decided to launch
a full attack on a Neuroi nest!
**[13:30] ---**
What fate awaits the 501st, and Yoshika?
**[13:34] ---**
Next time: "501st, You're Splitting Up?"
**[13:34] ---**
"Next time:
501st, You're Splitting Up?"
**[13:37] ---**
You've never seen witches like these before!
**[13:40] ---**
**[13:43] ---**
**[13:45] ---**
# E12 - 501st, You're Splitting Up?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNVDE8J6/501st-youre-splitting-up)
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**[01:30] ---**
"501st, You're Splitting Up?"
**[01:30] ---**
I need to master the Shin Reppuzan--
a technique even stronger than the Reppuzan!
**[01:35] ---**
Reppuzan!
**[01:42] ---**
Shirley!
**[01:50] ---**
There was an accident when you were
developing the Shin Reppuzan?
**[01:54] ---**
"Rules"
**[01:54] ---**
Yes. If I can just master it, um... any Neuroi will...
**[02:00] ---**
Please look at Shirley, whose head is all
shiny after the shock wave hit her.
**[02:04] ---**
She's about to lose her position as mom
and become a dad instead.
**[02:09] ---**
It's happened to me too, so we're even...
**[02:13] ---**
No, never mind.
**[02:15] ---**
Miyafuji, heal her hair! Now!
**[02:18] ---**
Of course!
**[02:20] ---**
Thank you, Miyafuji!
**[02:22] ---**
You're welcome...
**[02:24] ---**
Sorry, I know you're tired,
**[02:26] ---**
but there's one other person I'd like you to heal.
**[02:29] ---**
W-Was someone else hurt?
**[02:32] ---**
Trude hurt her stomach from laughing too much.
**[02:36] ---**
Miyafuji, I want your help with something too.
**[02:40] ---**
What is it?
**[02:41] ---**
I need fresh blood!
**[02:49] ---**
I didn't quite catch that.
**[02:51] ---**
I said, I need blood...
**[02:53] ---**
I never thought I wouldn't be able to understand
what someone else from Fuso was saying.
**[02:59] ---**
I need to make a katana that can
handle the Shin Reppuzan,
**[03:02] ---**
and I've heard you can use blood to strengthen a blade.
**[03:05] ---**
Heard where?
**[03:07] ---**
I don't have any blood for you.
**[03:09] ---**
No, I'm going to use my own blood.
**[03:13] ---**
I want you to heal me.
**[03:15] ---**
Why didn't you say that first?!
**[03:19] ---**
It's finally time.
**[03:22] ---**
The Allies are launching an attack on a Neuroi nest.
**[03:25] ---**
They're not going to use Witches.
**[03:26] ---**
Instead, they'll turn the battleship *Yamato*
into an artificial Neuroi,
**[03:29] ---**
and then launch a full attack with their fleet.
**[03:31] ---**
This battle will decide humanity's fate.
**[03:34] ---**
Big news, everyone!
**[03:39] ---**
You've got it all wrong, Mina!
**[03:43] ---**
Now, back to work...
**[03:46] ---**
Here I come!
**[03:47] ---**
Stop!
**[03:48] ---**
What? Why stop now?
**[03:50] ---**
Why your stomach?
**[03:52] ---**
Why not someplace easier?
**[03:55] ---**
Don't worry.
**[03:56] ---**
Just the tip! I'll only stick the tip in!
**[03:59] ---**
Sakamoto, you're way too clumsy to pull that off!
**[04:02] ---**
You're gonna stick it all the way in!
**[04:05] ---**
Believe me, Miyafuji!
**[04:08] ---**
Stop...
**[04:09] ---**
What's your problem, guys?
**[04:11] ---**
You all trust me that little?
**[04:15] ---**
Why are you all red?
**[04:17] ---**
Because they're all very naughty little girls.
**[04:22] ---**
I don't understand.
**[04:25] ---**
Never change, Squad Leader.
**[04:28] ---**
I don't know what you're getting at,
but I'm always going to be me.
**[04:32] ---**
You medics, get some blood!
**[04:35] ---**
That's an order!
**[04:39] ---**
What do we do?
**[04:40] ---**
Any ideas?
**[04:48] ---**
Way to go, medics!
**[04:50] ---**
Now I just need to make the blade!
**[04:52] ---**
If you're going to be using the Reppuzan again,
**[04:54] ---**
please do it far away from anybody else!
**[04:57] ---**
We'll rebuild the base, so go someplace
far away where you won't blow it up again.
**[05:03] ---**
What's the Allied Fleet doing here?
**[05:05] ---**
Why, I wonder?
**[05:07] ---**
Why not have them drop you off
on some uninhabited island?
**[05:11] ---**
I want a vacation, too!
**[05:13] ---**
We should all go!
**[05:15] ---**
I'm not going to have fun, but...
**[05:18] ---**
It's fine. All of you, go.
**[05:20] ---**
Mina!
**[05:21] ---**
Really?
**[05:22] ---**
We can't do any training or chores
with the base like this, can we?
**[05:28] ---**
Is it okay to get a lift on a battleship?
**[05:31] ---**
I requested it as a special mission,
and it was approved immediately.
**[05:35] ---**
Why are they here, anyway?
**[05:37] ---**
I think I got a call about it...
**[05:40] ---**
Well, if I forgot, that means it wasn't important.
**[05:43] ---**
"Aboard the Ship"
**[05:44] ---**
I just realized there's no way
we're getting any rest, is there?
**[05:48] ---**
It feels like this was set up to make sure
they didn't interrupt the repairs.
**[05:52] ---**
Well, it's an officially approved vacation.
**[05:54] ---**
Maybe we can take it easy.
**[05:57] ---**
They think the final battle is a vacation?
**[05:59] ---**
No, look at Squad Leader Sakamoto's
white funeral kimono!
**[06:02] ---**
She's prepared to die in the final battle!
**[06:05] ---**
The Witches are prepared to die on this mission!
**[06:08] ---**
Sakamoto, it's a little early for this.
**[06:10] ---**
She's really looking forward to it.
**[06:13] ---**
That island will do nicely.
**[06:15] ---**
501st, follow me!
**[06:18] ---**
Please stay away from the island.
We don't want you caught up in the blast.
**[06:22] ---**
Yes! We'll stay away!
**[06:24] ---**
Everyone, salute the 501st and pray for their victory!
**[06:28] ---**
What did Mina tell them?
**[06:31] ---**
That's it! The Neuroi nest!
**[06:34] ---**
Let the battle begin!
**[06:34] ---**
This fight will decide humanity's fate!
**[06:38] ---**
Vacation time!
**[06:40] ---**
Freedom's in the air!
**[06:41] ---**
At least carry your own things!
**[06:43] ---**
I'll go make my katana over there, then.
**[06:47] ---**
Good luck.
**[06:48] ---**
Okay, time to enjoy a tropical vacation!
**[06:51] ---**
Let's do all kinds of fun vacation things!
**[06:54] ---**
--31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36....
**[06:55] ---**
--Seems the same as ever...
--31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36....
**[06:57] ---**
--Hey, Miyafuji, did she just want to get rid of us?
--31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36....
**[07:01] ---**
--Do you really want to know?
--31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36....
**[07:03] ---**
We need to get lunch ready.
**[07:06] ---**
I brought lots of fish.
**[07:08] ---**
Why did you already drain their blood?
**[07:11] ---**
You're just throwing them on the fire?
We eat the skin too?
**[07:14] ---**
Quiet. Your people eat grapes with the skin on.
**[07:17] ---**
It's done!
**[07:19] ---**
Well? I call it the Reppuumaru!
**[07:21] ---**
Its energy is incredible.
**[07:23] ---**
The Shin Reppuzan is as good as done!
**[07:27] ---**
I can't believe it worked...
**[07:29] ---**
Time to get to work!
**[07:30] ---**
Reppuzan!
**[07:32] ---**
She's so excited. Like a little girl.
**[07:32] ---**
"Madness = Being Too Used to Danger"
**[07:35] ---**
--Reppuzan! Reppuzan! Reppuzan!
**[07:37] ---**
--Um, Sakamoto, I think you need a break...
--Reppuzan! Reppuzan! Reppuzan!
**[07:39] ---**
It's not me! The katana's taking over!
**[07:43] ---**
The seafood did it?
**[07:45] ---**
--Then what happens to this knife
I used to chop them up?
--Reppuzan! Reppuzan!
**[07:48] ---**
It was chickens the other day.
**[07:51] ---**
Oh no! A bunch of stuff happened offscreen,
**[07:52] ---**
and now the *Yamato*, our ultimate weapon,
was absorbed by the Neuroi!
**[07:55] ---**
Is this the end for humanity?
**[07:59] ---**
That's Squad Leader Sakamoto's Reppuzan!
**[08:03] ---**
The Neuroi nest...!
**[08:05] ---**
Europe... Europe is free!
**[08:08] ---**
She's under its control. Be careful when you grab her!
**[08:11] ---**
Miyafuji, don't grab me there!
**[08:14] ---**
What do we do with this?
**[08:15] ---**
All we can do is keep firing till my magic is gone.
**[08:19] ---**
I'm too scared to find out what's happening
on the other side of the horizon. So no.
**[08:23] ---**
Miyafuji, you block the Squad Leader!
**[08:26] ---**
Protect everyone!
**[08:30] ---**
I'm sorry, Miyafuji! Here I go!
**[08:33] ---**
I refuse to lose to my dinner!
**[08:36] ---**
Dinner?
**[08:42] ---**
Miyafuji, you didn't need to block
every attack until its magic ran out...
**[08:47] ---**
As a human being, it was a fight I couldn't lose!
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Can I no longer fight? Can I no longer protect anyone?
**[08:56] ---**
The guilt has broken her heart!
**[08:58] ---**
No, my magical energy may be gone,
**[09:01] ---**
but I can still fight the Neuroi another way!
**[09:03] ---**
Amazing!
**[09:05] ---**
I can't stop crying...
**[09:07] ---**
Big news, everyone!
***SIGN*** "Neuroi Nest Annihilated Sakamoto & Miyafuji Sacrifice Their Magic to Win The Day Allied Fleet and 501st Launch Massive Offensive"
**[09:10] ---**
The Neuroi nest was destroyed! Europe is free!
**[09:13] ---**
It says I did it!
**[09:15] ---**
But I don't remember that at all...
**[09:16] ---**
The Shin Reppuzan struck the Nest's core?
**[09:20] ---**
The one I fired off at the island?
**[09:22] ---**
Seems like it, yeah.
**[09:24] ---**
Amazing, Squad Leader!
**[09:27] ---**
And now, the bad news.
The 501st will be temporarily splitting up.
**[09:35] ---**
Just temporarily.
**[09:36] ---**
Neuroi aside, right now we don't
even have anywhere to live.
**[09:41] ---**
You're right, actually...
**[09:42] ---**
But this is so sudden...
**[09:44] ---**
The military can't put all its aces
at a non-functional base...
**[09:49] ---**
But we never actually did anything...
**[09:52] ---**
Do you guys know what you're going to do now?
**[09:56] ---**
We're soldiers, so we'll probably
be sent back to our old units.
**[10:00] ---**
What will you do?
**[10:01] ---**
I'm going to study medicine back home.
**[10:05] ---**
If anything happens, call me.
**[10:07] ---**
I'll come save you, even if I have to desert my post!
**[10:10] ---**
Barkhorn!
**[10:12] ---**
And she used to be such a stickler for rules...
**[10:15] ---**
Yes, it's so moving!
**[10:17] ---**
She's just saying she's a stalker.
**[10:19] ---**
"Call me if you ever feel in danger."
"Thank you, Hartmann."
**[10:20] ---**
What about you, Eila?
**[10:21] ---**
I'm going to Suomus to look for Sanya's parents, of course.
**[10:25] ---**
I'm going to rebuild Gallia now that it's free!
**[10:29] ---**
I'm going to help her!
**[10:32] ---**
We're soldiers too, so we'll be preparing
for the next battle against the Neuroi.
**[10:36] ---**
I'm close to everyone else, so not much will change.
**[10:39] ---**
So there's one less person around
to keep them in check?
**[10:43] ---**
This violent gorilla will be unleashed,
and I'll have no healer?
**[10:48] ---**
It may only be a temporary goodbye,
**[10:50] ---**
but make sure you leave a good
impression when you say goodbye.
**[10:54] ---**
Well said.
**[10:58] ---**
Now clean.
**[10:59] ---**
Why don't we preserve this room
as a museum for the 501st?
**[11:04] ---**
In 100 years, people will still want to see it!
**[11:09] ---**
Miyafuji, I hope you don't feel
out of place back in Fuso.
**[11:12] ---**
Cooking and cleaning is my job.
Nothing will change.
**[11:16] ---**
Oh, actually...
**[11:17] ---**
My family runs a local clinic,
so we have patients every day.
**[11:21] ---**
Studying, treating patients...
It might feel weird being useful for once!
**[11:28] ---**
Y-You're coming back, right Miyafuji?
**[11:30] ---**
Miyafuji, come back!
**[11:33] ---**
Right?
**[11:34] ---**
And so, the 501st Joint Fighter Wing was dissolved.
**[13:09] ---**
"Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom"
**[13:10] ---**
Hi everybody!
**[13:12] ---**
It's time for Michiko Yamakawa's
Strike Witches Classroom!
**[13:16] ---**
This will be our last class,
and today I'll introduce you to...
**[13:21] ---**
None other than my best friend,
Yoshika Miyafuji!
**[13:28] ---**
Her father is Dr. Miyafuji, one of
the developers of the Striker Unit.
**[13:33] ---**
She always had incredible magical potential.
**[13:38] ---**
Sakamoto saw her talent
and recruited her to the 501st,
**[13:44] ---**
where she quickly put her talents to use
and became a crucial member of the squadron.
**[13:52] ---**
Her inherent magic is "healing."
**[13:55] ---**
She can cure any wound, no matter how bad!
**[14:00] ---**
She's helped me many times.
**[14:03] ---**
Yoshika will do anything in order to help others.
**[14:07] ---**
In the end, she sacrificed all her magic in order
to defeat an army of attacking Neuroi and their nest!
**[14:15] ---**
I'm so proud of her accomplishments!
**[14:21] ---**
She's wonderful!
**[14:22] ---**
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