E9 - Chaos Theory Homeostasis II

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    The experiments we've run so far
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    prove that the D-mails are being sent to the past.
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    But I couldn't change the outcome
    of my match with Feyris-tan!
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    That's a problem with you, not with the D-mail.
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    There are problems with the system,
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    including the issue with Rukako,
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    but if we work on it,
    we can turn it into a real time machine...
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    Time machine?
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    You were listening to us?
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    Feyris just brought your order!
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    Do you want any gum syrup or milk?
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    I refuse!
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    And thus, you can have my everything!
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    There it is!
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    Secret Move: Stir While Gazing Into Their Eyes!
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    I'm so jealous, Okarin. Explode.
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    Kyouma, what do you mean by a time machine?
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    Do you think you can seduce me
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    into giving up classified information?
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    I won't ask Kyouma.
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    Daru-nyan!
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    You think Daru would betray me?
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    We built a machine that sends texts to the past!
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    And by "we," I mean mostly me!
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    That was entirely too fast!
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    Messages to the past?
SIGN    Chaos Theory Homeostasis
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    Stupid Daru...
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    Spreading our secrets to outsiders...
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    Why?
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    Why must you take it that way?
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    I just wanted to...
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    No, that isn't what I meant!
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    I...
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    Wh-Wh-What?
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    I'm not crying!
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    It's not like I was crying, okay?
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    You were clearly crying...
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    Your eyes are still red.
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    No!
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    Something's in my eye...
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    What is this, an old soap opera?
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    Anyway, I'm not crying.
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    So no questions.
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    Got it?
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    I didn't say anything.
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    Shut up!
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    Christina...
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    Don't talk to me!
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    I'll only say this...
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    You're part of my life now.
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    Any time you want to talk, I'll listen.
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    Okabe...
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    Just as planned, she fell for it!
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    Now I can use her for all the grunt work!
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    Hey.
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    Good work out there!
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    Feyris-chan!
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    Are you heading to Kyouma's?
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    Yeah, he wanted me to bring lunch.
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    Hey, have you seen the time machine, Mayushii?
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    Time...
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    Oh, Phone Microwave-san?
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    Phone Microwave?
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    There's this big spooky lightning,
    and it's kind of scary...
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    Wow!
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    It's like a time machine out of the movies.
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    Yeah...
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    But Mayushii doesn't really want
    him doing that stuff.
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    Why?
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    It feels like Okarin is leaving me.
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    We will now begin our Round—
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    Okarin! Okarin!
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    What?
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    Isn't this strange?
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    Mayushii says she isn't cosplaying.
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    It isn't cosplay.
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    It's her school uniform.
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    I had school today.
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    It's a super-realistic portrayal of a school uniform.
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    That's sexual harassment,
    and she doesn't have to accept it.
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    Here's yours, Okarin!
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    Thanks.
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    No, wait. I said we're having a Round Table!
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    You're the one who wanted me to bring lunch.
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    Don't mind him.
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    Obviously, it isn't anything important.
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    You can say that after you hear
    the discussion topic...
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    Physical time travel!
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    Mayuri, is there still barley tea in the fridge?
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    One second.
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    Realistic.
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    It's me!
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    The Organization has initiated
    an operation to tear apart the lab.
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    The words of me, Hououin Kyouma,
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    fail to reach them!
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    Do they ever?
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    Then why are you ignoring my awesome topic?
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    Because it's impossible.
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    We can send messages to the past.
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    It must be possible...
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    It's not.
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    We can send thirty-six bytes plus some extra.
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    Three messages, with six characters.
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    No more.
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    If you want to experiment,
    why not be the guinea pig?
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    That's if you don't mind ending up as a gel-Okarin.
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    Gel-Okarin, huh?
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    That'd really hurt.
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    SERN's experiments prove the difficulties
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    inherent to physical time travel.
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    Even using the LHC, biggest in the world,
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    they've had no success.
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    We can't possibly do it with this equipment.
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    Then how do the messages get to the past?
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    I don't know.
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    That's the problem.
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    Like I said before,
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    SERN's trying to use the
    lifter-black hole combination
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    to achieve time travel.
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    The Phone Microwave probably
    works on the same principle.
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    But the microwave doesn't have anything
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    to function as a lifter.
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    So where is it?
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    I don't know.
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    We're limited in the times
    we can send D-mail, too.
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    Currently, we can't be sure that this machine
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    really sends messages to the past.
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    Before we continue,
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    we should deal with the issues before us first.
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    Boring!
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    99.9% of science is boring.
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    If you call yourself a scientist...
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    I'm not a scientist!
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    I'm a mad scientist!
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    Yo, I heard you like fail, so we put some fail in your fail,
    so you can facepalm while you facepalm.
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    Miss Makise...
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    You aren't a...
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    Shut up!
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    Not another word!
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    Because that's impossible!
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    Get back on topic, already.
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    Continuing on to the reports.
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    How's the translation of
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    the SERN server documents going, Christina?
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    AKA, 2channer!
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    I told you that's not true!
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    Then you sure know your memes.
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    I do not!
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    Nothing to report.
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    I see.
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    Continue your investigations...
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    2channer!
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    Stop calling me that!
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    Daru's up next. How's the hacking coming?
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    No change.
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    Probably, until I analyze the mysterious program
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    on the other server, there'll be no change.
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    How's the IBN 5100 analysis going?
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    Be great if I could do it.
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    What do you mean?
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    Huh?
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    You haven't started the analysis?
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    How should I do that?
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    Where's the IBN 5100?
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    How would I know?
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    It can't be...
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    Okarin, what's wrong?
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    Christina...
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    Did I, by any chance, not find the IBN 5100?
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    You don't even know where it is.
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    I see.
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    So if I decide to believe what you say,
    you found the IBN 5100.
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    Yes.
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    I carried it back here with you.
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    But you're the only one with any memory of that.
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    The D-mails probably changed the past.
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    Changed the past...
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    But we've only sent minor stuff.
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    The Butterfly Effect.
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    Sending one message into the past
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    causes the world line to split.
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    From a world where we didn't buy a Lotto-6 ticket
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    to one where we did.
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    Little by little, this changes what
    was meant to happen.
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    One change causes another,
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    and they pile on top of one another.
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    It's one of the long-recognized risks
    of altering the past.
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    Then where is the IBN 5100?
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    Let me ask this instead.
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    Where was it?
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    Yes, when I asked my dad,
    he said it used to be here, but...
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    It's gone now.
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    I see.
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    Well?
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    There was an IBN 5100 at Yanabayashi Shrine.
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    But it's gone now.
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    No one knows when it was taken or by whom.
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    A dead end, huh?
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    But it's strange to donate a PC to a shrine.
[10:29] ---
    I wonder who'd have done that.
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    Feyris-chan?
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    What's up?
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    Here's the list I wrote of ten questions
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    to ask the maids, at the next event.
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    Let me see...
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    "If you could go back and redo one thing
    from your past, what would it be?"
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    What would you do, Feyris-chan?
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    Let me think...
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    Feyris... doesn't look back at her past! Let's go.
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    It's the task of the cat-eared maid,
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    who brings everyone happiness, to forge ahead!
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    Oh, my phone!
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    Hi, this is Feyris.
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    Kyouma.
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    A PC?
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    An IBN 5100.
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    Did your family give it to Yanabayashi Shrine?
[11:22] ---
    I don't really remember...
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    But you're right. My dad did have a lot of old PCs.
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    Kyouma...
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    Is this related to the time machine
[11:37] ---
    you were talking about?
[11:43] ---
    Look, look!
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    It's an Upa!
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    A metal Upa!
[11:49] ---
    Do you still want a metal Upa?
[11:52] ---
    Still?
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    How long are you going to
    stand there, staring at it?
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    Wait!
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    Daru-kun!
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    Here I am!
[12:08] ---
    What are you buying?
[12:10] ---
    I found a limited-edition that had
    sold out before I could buy it!
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    You might say,
[12:15] ---
    "This encounter was the choice of Steins Gate!"
[12:18] ---
    Don't use it for stuff like this!
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    Anyway, why are you two following me?
[12:22] ---
    You could've stayed back at the lab,
    with the assistant.
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    Once I heard you were going to Feyris-tan's place,
[12:27] ---
    I had to come along!
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    I wanted to go and play, too!
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    Why did Feyris tell me to come to her house?
[12:35] ---
    It's Kirari-chan!
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    Mayuri, wait...
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    Jeez...
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    The IBN 5100.
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    Shining Finger!
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    Wait! Hey!
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    Shining...
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    Moeka!
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    Kiryuu Moeka!
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    Why?
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    FB said it was there!
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    Okabe-kun...
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    Back there, you mentioned the IBN 5100...
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    Do you know...
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    where it is?
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    You don't know, either?
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    I don't...
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    Okarin!
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    Moeka-san?
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    Yeah.
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    Okabe...
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    Moeka-san's so pretty and stylish.
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    I'm sure she'd make a great cosplayer.
[14:10] ---
    Mayuri, you know Shining Finger?
[14:15] ---
    I do!
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    How?
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    How do you know her?
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    You brought her to the lab!
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    After Moeka sent her D-mail,
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    she disappeared from everyone's memory.
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    And then, after Ruka sent his D-mail,
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    they knew her again.
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    Little by little, the world changes,
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    each time the D-mail changes the past?
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    Is this really the place?
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    I'm sure of it.
[15:01] ---
    Seems it's on the top floor.
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    The mistress will be here soon.
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    Just one moment.
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    Butler cafés aren't my thing.
[15:24] ---
    A real butler!
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    I've never seen one before.
[15:30] ---
    Look!
[15:31] ---
    The people all look like ants!
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    I love it!
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    Okarin...
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    Thought he'd say that!
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    Sorry for the wait.
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    Feyris-chan!
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    Now it's Feyris-tan wearing her normal clothes!
[15:44] ---
    What luck!
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    Feyris Nyan Nyan!
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    It seems I must question your true identity!
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    Feyris is...
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    ...Feyris-nyan!
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    Stop fooling around!
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    If you refuse to explain, then I'm leaving!
[16:03] ---
    Oh, fine.
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    Feyris's family owns all the land around here!
[16:12] ---
    Then Akiba is...
[16:14] ---
    That's right.
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    What about Akiba now?
[16:18] ---
    It's Feyris's real name.
[16:20] ---
    Akiha Rumiho-chan!
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    I didn't hear that!
[16:24] ---
    Feyris-tan's real name is Feyris-tan!
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    A sad attempt to escape reality.
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    By the way, Feyris was the one
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    who asked to bring moe culture to Akiba.
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    No way!
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    And she works as an angel at May Queen,
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    to further spread moe culture!
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    How splendid!
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    And my eyes are also splendid,
    for recognizing her before anyone else!
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    But, but... Keep it a secret, okay?
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    I want you to treat me
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    with Feyris-love, just like always!
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    I will! Totally!
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    Thank you, nyan-nyan!
[16:57] ---
    No nyan-nyan!
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    Anyway, what about the IBN 5100?
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    Oh, that?
[17:03] ---
    But before that, I have a simple request...
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    You want to arrange a trade?
[17:10] ---
    It's nothing difficult.
[17:12] ---
    I only want you to let me
    use the D-mail. Just once.
[17:16] ---
    Sure!
[17:18] ---
    Use it as often as you want!
[17:19] ---
    Wait! The D-mail is absolutely
    off-limits to outsiders...
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    Then why not make Feyris-chan a lab member, too?
[17:26] ---
    Wait! Wait!
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    Sending more messages to the past would be—
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    You're the one who sent the
    Lotto-6 number back, to try and make money!
[17:35] ---
    And you can't send one for Feyris-tan?
[17:36] ---
    Just once!
[17:38] ---
    No, that's not it...
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    But if I stop now,
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    there's no guarantee that 
    the IBN 5100 will return.
[17:47] ---
    If this becomes any kind of clue...
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    Very well.
[17:53] ---
    But just as Mayuri said,
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    you'll have to become a lab member.
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    You are now Lab Member 007, Akiha Ru—
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    I-I-I can't hear you!
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    It's done.
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    You're sure you want to
    send it back ten years, right?
[18:11] ---
    I'm sure!
[18:13] ---
    What's does it say?
[18:15] ---
    Well... It's a secret!
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    Tell me.
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    As leader of the lab, I have a duty to know.
[18:23] ---
    No. A maiden's private life is off-limits to guys.
[18:27] ---
    I think it's wrong to look at someone's mail.
[18:30] ---
    I agree! Totally!
[18:33] ---
    Fine.
[18:35] ---
    Then put your hand on the send button and wait.
[18:43] ---
    Hello?
[18:44] ---
    It's me!
[18:45] ---
    What's the situation...
[18:49] ---
    She hung up on me, damn it!
[18:50] ---
    Yeah, I bet she did.
[18:52] ---
    That Christina!
[18:53] ---
    Doesn't she know she's my assistant?
[18:56] ---
    Hello?
[18:56] ---
    It's Hououin Kyouma.
    Don't just disconnect me, without a word.
[18:59] ---
    Hououin? Oh, Okabe.
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    I thought it was a prank call.
[19:03] ---
    You saw my number on the display.
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    Even so, those first words
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    are creepy enough to make me hang up.
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    In other words, you are terrified of
    the mighty Hououin Kyouma—
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    She hung up on me! She hung up on me again!
[19:20] ---
    Okarin, aren't you ready yet?
[19:21] ---
    Wait!
[19:22] ---
    Curse you, cold-blooded, pervert girl genius...
[19:26] ---
    Hello?
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    Listen, The Zomb—
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    Hello?
[19:35] ---
    Hello, my name is Okabe Rintarou.
[19:37] ---
    What is it?
[19:39] ---
    I would be extraordinarily gratified
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    if you'd set the Phone Microwave
    (name subject to change)
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    to the values I proferred in my earlier message.
[19:48] ---
    You should have just said that from the start.
[19:50] ---
    Also, that isn't what "proffer" means.
[19:52] ---
    You're embarrassing yourself.
[19:55] ---
    And stop calling it the Phone Microwave
    (name subject to change), already.
[19:58] ---
    Shut up, Cel-7!
[20:01] ---
    I'm trying to be polite, and you're...
[20:02] ---
    Do they not like each other?
[20:04] ---
    I think it's the opposite.
[20:06] ---
    Agreed.
[20:11] [Messenger] ---
    Will you send?
[20:11] ---
    Maybe...
[20:14] ---
    Maybe I don't need to do this.
[20:17] ---
    Feyris!
[20:19] ---
    The electricity's started.
[20:20] ---
    Send it.
[20:43] ---
    Um...
[20:44] ---
    Who are you?
[20:48] ---
    Daddy!
[20:51] ---
    Daddy?
[20:53] ---
    Were you talking to Kyouma?
[20:55] ---
    Yeah.
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    I'll be on my way.
[20:59] ---
    Enjoy yourselves.
[21:05] ---
    Feyris-chan's dad has this
[21:06] ---
    kind of refined air about him, doesn't he?
[21:08] ---
    Indeed! You can tell he's Feyris-tan's dad.
[21:12] ---
    Um...
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    Do you know anything about an IBN 5100?
[21:18] ---
    I haven't heard that name in ages.
[21:20] ---
    I'm looking for one.
[21:22] ---
    Unfortunately, I parted with mine a long time ago.
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    Did you give it to Yanabayashi Shrine?
[21:29] ---
    Shrine?
[21:31] ---
    No, I didn't.
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    Goodbye, then.
[21:44] ---
    Before Feyris sent her D-mail,
[21:47] ---
    I heard that the IBN 5100 disappeared
    after it had been given to Yanabayashi Shrine.
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    But now, the shrine never got it.
[21:56] ---
    Each time we send a message, things change.
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    Something may be changing,
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    even without my being aware of it.
[22:14] ---
    It's possible that we've already
    done something that can't be undone.
[22:19] ---
    Okarin! Okarin!
[22:21] ---
    Mayushii is going to Nakano 
    to buy an Ai-Sword doujinshi.
[22:26] ---
    Ai-Sword?
[22:28] ---
    Kouga Yui?
[22:29] ---
    Nakano's far away.
[22:32] ---
    Yeah.
[22:33] ---
    I wish there were a Tora no Ana here.
[22:37] ---
    What are you talking about?
[22:39] ---
    Tora no Ana's right over there.
[22:45] ---
    What are you talking about, Okarin?
[22:47] ---
    Why would there be one in Akiba?