E5 - Starmine Rendezvous

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[00:17] ---
    Hey, part-timer!
[00:18] ---
    Take care of the front.
[00:20] ---
    Okay!
[00:22] ---
    Stop saying that.
[00:25] ---
    You said it would be
[00:26] ---
    be more efficient if we took breaks...
[00:29] ---
    Well, you're the one who needs to rest
[00:31] ---
    every few steps.
[00:32] ---
    We need to hide from Organization pursuit.
[00:35] ---
    No one's chasing us.
[00:36] ---
    Okabe Rintarou!
[00:38] ---
    What's this?
[00:41] ---
    You want to know?
[00:42] ---
    Normally, it would be top-secret,
[00:44] ---
    and I wouldn't be able to just tell you.
[00:47] ---
    If you're going to take a while, then put it down!
[00:50] ---
    Endure, assistant.
[00:51] ---
    Then stop making it into a big deal,
    and just tell her!
[00:54] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[00:56] ---
    This item is of the utmost importance.
[00:57] ---
    If we don't make a big deal out of it here,
[00:59] ---
    then where should we
    make a big deal out of it?
[01:01] ---
    Is it an IBN 5100?
[01:03] ---
    She found out, Christina!
[01:05] ---
    Where'd you find one?
[01:07] ---
    It was kept in Yanabayashi Shrine,
[01:10] ---
    where I, the mad scientist chosen by God...
[01:13] ---
    I said put it down!
[01:15] ---
    Makise Kurisu...
[01:17] ---
    Y-Yes.
[01:18] ---
    Who is this?
[01:20] ---
    A part-timer at the CRT TV Workshop...
[01:25] ---
    Um...
[01:33] ---
    Hey! Part-timer!
[01:34] ---
    What are you doing, talking on the job?
[01:42] ---
    Why was she glaring at me?
[01:44] ---
    Because you look like a thug.
SIGN    Starmine Rendezvous
[03:31] ---
    It really is big!
[03:33] ---
    It's like a tiger rug!
[03:38] ---
    It's like a futon.
[03:39] ---
    Mayushii is lying on my shirt.
[03:41] ---
    The sight warms my heart!
[03:44] ---
    Okay, let it down slowly.
[03:46] ---
    I know.
[03:47] ---
    Kurisu-chan!
[03:49] ---
    Sorry to come by so suddenly again.
[03:53] ---
    You can come whenever you want.
[03:55] ---
    You're a lab member.
[03:57] ---
    Yesterday, she was saying
    she'd never come back.
[04:00] ---
    You change your mind quite easily, don't you?
[04:02] ---
    I'm not here because I want to be!
[04:04] ---
    You asked me for help.
[04:07] ---
    So you don't want to come here?
[04:10] ---
    No, that isn't it.
    It's not that I don't like this place...
[04:13] ---
    So what's in the box?
[04:16] ---
    You want to know?
[04:17] ---
    Normally, it would be...
[04:18] ---
    An IBN 5100.
[04:20] ---
    Seriously? Wow!
[04:22] ---
    Way to go, Okarin!
[04:24] ---
    He does all the things an Okarin can!
[04:26] ---
    And that's why we love him—
[04:27] ---
    I don't admire him, though.
[04:31] ---
    A-Anyway, boot it up!
[04:35] ---
    We found it thanks to Mayushii.
[04:38] ---
    Yeah.
[04:39] ---
    The glory for this goes to you.
[04:44] ---
    It turned on.
[04:45] ---
    Now you can analyze that program code, right?
[04:48] ---
    It's not that simple...
[04:51] ---
    I don't know how to use this.
[04:53] ---
    It predates the internet,
[04:55] ---
    so I can't hook it up to anything.
[04:58] ---
    For now, I'll need these parts.
[05:01] ---
    You heard the man.
[05:03] ---
    Take care of it, assistant.
[05:04] ---
    I'd like you to stop talking to me like that.
[05:07] ---
    You're my assistant.
[05:09] ---
    No, I'm not!
[05:10] ---
    Okarin, you go.
[05:12] ---
    Miss Makise probably doesn't know Akiba.
[05:15] ---
    Very well.
[05:16] ---
    Mayuri, let's go!
[05:17] ---
    Mayushii will do her best to show
    Kurisu-chan around the lab,
[05:22] ---
    so she'll like it!
[05:24] ---
    So, I'll stay here.
[05:26] ---
    Christina, you...
[05:28] ---
    You couldn't have entrapped Mayuri
    with your wiles, as well—
[05:30] ---
    I did no such thing!
[05:31] ---
    Miss Makise seducing Mayushii...
[05:33] ---
    Yuri is in the air...
[05:35] ---
    Don't imagine that, pervert!
[05:36] ---
    It's nice for girls to be together, isn't it?
[05:39] ---
    Anyway, why don't you show me around?
[05:42] ---
    Okay!
[05:43] ---
    We'll start with the shower room.
[05:48] ---
    It has a shower...
[05:51] ---
    But sometimes, if you use it for too long,
    the water gets cold. So be careful!
[05:56] ---
    You mean... You use this?
[06:01] ---
    Yeah, once in a while.
[06:02] ---
    Please promise me you'll never
    use the shower here again!
[06:05] ---
    It's too dangerous!
[06:06] ---
    Don't look at me.
[06:07] ---
    It's suicide.
[06:09] ---
    Actually, what are you doing here anyway?
[06:12] ---
    Did he threaten or blackmail
[06:13] ---
    you into becoming a member, against your will?
[06:16] ---
    Mayushii is Okarin's hostage.
[06:22] ---
    I should call the police.
[06:24] ---
    Wait!
[06:25] ---
    She just said she was your hostage.
[06:27] ---
    That's real evidence.
[06:28] ---
    Nope.
[06:30] ---
    Mayushii became a hostage herself!
[06:36] ---
    What does that mean?
[06:38] ---
    I'm going.
[06:40] ---
    Bye!
[06:44] ---
    This should work as a replacement,
    I'm pretty sure...
[06:48] ---
    Yo!
[06:50] ---
    Think you'll be able to use that IBN 5100?
[06:52] ---
    Don't say that name here!
[06:56] ---
    Collecting parts?
[06:58] ---
    Want some help?
[07:00] ---
    I didn't expect a part-time warrior
[07:02] ---
    to be so knowledgeable about PCs.
[07:05] ---
    I once knew someone who
    understood a lot about IBNs.
[07:09] ---
    Really?
[07:10] ---
    I'd like you to put me in touch with them!
[07:13] ---
    It's impossible.
[07:15] ---
    If you refuse, you'll experience the
    worst hell this world has to offer!
[07:18] ---
    I said it's impossible.
[07:19] ---
    Don't you value your life?
[07:21] ---
    He's dead.
[07:25] ---
    He died years ago.
[07:28] ---
    I'm sorry.
[07:30] ---
    No, I apologize for earlier.
[07:33] ---
    Did my assistant do something to you?
[07:35] ---
    Nothing.
[07:37] ---
    Like maybe she glared at you first...
[07:39] ---
    I know, she snorted at you!
[07:42] ---
    No.
[07:43] ---
    She hasn't done anything.
[07:45] ---
    Then...
[07:48] ---
    She doesn't know anything yet.
[07:54] ---
    But be wary of her.
[07:57] ---
    What do you mean?
[08:02] ---
    Bombs?
[08:06] ---
    They're broadcasting the fireworks.
[08:07] ---
    Those are today, I think.
[08:09] ---
    Fireworks... Fireworks...
[08:12] ---
    I've heard of those!
[08:15] ---
    You've never seen any?
[08:16] ---
    Where are they? Which way?
[08:19] ---
    Go out that way, toward the river,
[08:20] ---
    and you should be able to see them.
[08:22] ---
    Thanks!
[08:27] ---
    Tell me your mail address.
[08:32] ---
    A festival?
[08:33] ---
    Fireworks!
[08:37] ---
    Fireworks, huh?
[08:39] ---
    Do you want to go?
[08:41] ---
    Not really...
[08:43] ---
    Okarin!
[08:47] ---
    Heading home?
[08:49] ---
    Did you find the parts?
[08:50] ---
    I've got them all right here.
[08:52] ---
    I see...
[08:53] ---
    So you're going to start trying things.
[08:56] ---
    Interested?
[08:59] ---
    You are, aren't you?
[09:00] ---
    Just a little, all right?
[09:03] ---
    But I'm not interested
[09:04] ---
    in that SERN conspiracy nonsense.
[09:07] ---
    I just want to know the truth.
[09:10] ---
    I'm sorry.
[09:11] ---
    What? What?
[09:12] ---
    I'm heading back to the lab.
[09:14] ---
    I see.
[09:15] ---
    Then Mayushii is going home.
[09:17] ---
    Okay.
[09:20] ---
    Kurisu-chan?
[09:21] ---
    Yes?
[09:22] ---
    You'll come back, right?
[09:24] ---
    Yeah.
[09:25] ---
    I'm a member until I return to America.
[09:29] ---
    Yeah!
[09:30] ---
    Bye!
[09:32] ---
    What was that?
[09:34] ---
    You're my assistant.
[09:35] ---
    Of course you're going to the lab.
[09:39] ---
    She said you're childhood friends.
[09:41] ---
    How did you grow up
[09:43] ---
    in the same environment,
    and end up this socially awkward?
[09:46] ---
    Mayuri's always been a bit of a weird one...
[09:50] ---
    I was talking to you!
[09:54] [Messenger] ---
    Part-Time Warrior
    First Message
    More than I imagined!
    Fireworks are great!
[09:54] ---
    First Message.
[09:56] ---
    More than I imagined!
[09:58] ---
    Fireworks are great!
[10:08] ---
    It never worked after that, huh?
[10:10] ---
    I'm borrowing this.
[10:14] ---
    Lab coats always calm me down.
[10:19] ---
    Perfect!
[10:20] ---
    I was right...
[10:23] ---
    You're perfect.
[10:24] ---
    Wh-What's wrong?
[10:26] ---
    You're creeping me out.
[10:27] ---
    A lab coat!
[10:28] ---
    In a research organization,
    a lab coat is a uniform!
[10:33] ---
    I keep telling Daru and Mayuri,
[10:34] ---
    but neither of them seems to understand.
[10:36] ---
    But you understand.
[10:38] ---
    Now, let's both stand with
    our hands in our pockets!
[10:42] ---
    Hurry up!
[10:43] ---
    L-Like this?
[10:44] ---
    That's right!
[10:45] ---
    This is a pose of radiant intelligence,
    possible only for those
[10:49] ---
    who spend their lives in research!
[10:51] ---
    I give that lab coat to you.
[10:53] ---
    Let us share in the glory together...
[10:57] ---
    I really do feel like you're mocking me.
[11:01] ---
    You hungry?
[11:03] ---
    Shut up.
[11:04] ---
    I haven't eaten since lunch.
[11:06] ---
    Very well.
[11:08] ---
    I'm in a good mood today.
[11:12] ---
    Enjoy. I demand it.
[11:13] ---
    Seriously?
[11:14] ---
    You're dissatisfied?
[11:15] ---
    Of course!
[11:16] ---
    Isn't there anything else?
[11:18] ---
    I've got some cup ramen I bought.
[11:22] ---
    But I imagine you wouldn't want it,
[11:23] ---
    as someone raised in America...
[11:25] ---
    Cup ramen?
[11:27] ---
    I'll have some cup ramen.
[11:29] ---
    What flavors?
[11:31] ---
    Soy sauce and salt!
[11:34] ---
    I'll have the salt flavor.
[11:36] ---
    And a fork.
[11:41] ---
    If you don't hurry,
    time will expire, and you'll lose.
[11:45] ---
    Why not give up?
[11:47] ---
    That's a virus card at the end, isn't it?
[11:49] ---
    I can tell.
[11:51] ---
    You may think that if you like.
[11:53] ---
    So I'll just put this here.
[11:56] ---
    Okay, riichi.
[12:02] ---
    You like Dr Pepper, assistant?
[12:06] ---
    I spent seven years in America, after all.
[12:08] ---
    I'd love to drink with you sometime...
[12:11] ---
    Unfortunately, I'm a minor.
[12:14] ---
    I meant someone to drink Dr Pepper with.
[12:17] ---
    Just that?
[12:19] ---
    Just that exactly.
[12:20] ---
    We can share in the intellectual
    experience that is Dr Pepper...
[12:24] ---
    Stop trying to look at my card,
    while you're saying that.
[12:34] ---
    All right, I win.
[12:36] ---
    To be honest,
[12:37] ---
    you're not that good at taking
    the strategic view, Okabe.
[12:42] ---
    You only consider your own strategy,
[12:45] ---
    never thinking about your opponent's plan,
[12:49] ---
    or whether something is a trap...
[12:50] ---
    Wait!
[12:52] ---
    What?
[12:53] ---
    What did you say?
[12:55] ---
    I said you're not good at
    taking the strategic view.
[12:58] ---
    I-It's true, isn't it?
[13:01] ---
    Before that!
[13:04] ---
    You said Okabe, right?
[13:06] ---
    So what?
[13:08] ---
    I'm younger than you, but for someone
[13:10] ---
    I'm not showing respect for...
[13:12] ---
    No!
[13:14] ---
    I am Hououin!
[13:16] ---
    How many times must I tell you, Christina?
[13:20] ---
    From now on, remember to call me Hououin!
[13:23] ---
    Or Kyouma...
[13:34] ---
    Are you crying?
[13:35] ---
    I'm not crying!
[13:37] ---
    I definitely wasn't terrified by a guy
[13:39] ---
    screaming in my face,
[13:40] ---
    so I definitely didn't start
    crying from relief afterwards!
[13:42] ---
    That's not what happened!
[13:45] ---
    Daru, why is my assistant crying?
[13:48] ---
    She just told you.
[13:54] ---
    And I put this here... Huh?
[14:00] ---
    If this goes here, then this goes here...
[14:07] ---
    Assistant.
[14:08] ---
    I'm not your assistant, but what?
[14:10] ---
    Why don't you head back
    to the hotel for the night?
[14:13] ---
    It's close, isn't it?
[14:14] ---
    Don't worry.
[14:16] ---
    If it doesn't work by morning, I'll head back.
[14:18] ---
    You don't need to talk to your family?
[14:20] ---
    My mom's in America,
[14:22] ---
    and I haven't spoken to my dad in seven years.
[14:24] ---
    So I don't have anyone to contact.
[14:26] ---
    A prodigal perverted genius girl, then.
[14:29] ---
    Stop making it even weirder.
[14:33] ---
    Got it!
[14:35] ---
    Got it!
[14:37] ---
    You did it?
[14:38] ---
    Mission complete second!
[14:40] ---
    So what's the result?
[14:41] ---
    I haven't seen anything yet.
[14:43] ---
    But I got the Z-program...
[14:46] ---
    It says 1973?
[14:49] ---
    Yeah...
[14:50] ---
    When was SERN founded?
[14:51] ---
    1954.
[14:53] ---
    When was the IBN 5100 made?
[14:55] ---
    1975.
[14:58] ---
    SERN gave the IBN 5100
[15:00] ---
    a special programming language,
    just for this plan?
[15:04] ---
    That's going too far.
[15:05] ---
    But it's possible.
[15:07] ---
    Once we read this report, we'll know, right?
[15:10] ---
    I'm sure it's just an old particle physics report,
[15:13] ---
    and nothing to do with conspiracy theories.
[15:15] ---
    A JPEG? Seriously? Screw you!
[15:18] ---
    I can't copy/paste that!
[15:19] ---
    It's not in French?
[15:21] ---
    Um, "Time Control and
    Its Destruction of History"...
[15:25] ---
    Oh, yeah. Miss Makise can read English.
[15:28] ---
    Well done, assistant!
[15:30] ---
    Everything you did in America
    was for this moment!
[15:34] ---
    The hell it was.
[15:36] ---
    Let's see...
[15:36] ---
    This, in turn, enables a utopia
    heading from the past to the future.
[15:40] ---
    The realization of this will be
    SERN's reason for existence in the 21st century.
[15:44] ---
    A utopia...
[15:46] ---
    Dystopia!
[15:47] ---
    No way!
[15:49] ---
    Anyway, show me the rest.
[15:51] ---
    I can try, I guess.
[15:53] ---
    Hmm... For security reasons, this experiment...
[15:56] ---
    That's not it.
[15:57] ---
    Those engaged by the program...
[15:59] ---
    No, that's not it, either.
[16:00] ---
    Got it.
[16:01] ---
    The Z-program will experiment
[16:02] ---
    with the possibility of
    transference through space-time,
[16:04] ---
    via high-energy proton collision...
[16:07] ---
    Space-time travel...
[16:10] ---
    They're talking about time travel!
[16:12] ---
    No way!
[16:13] ---
    It's true!
[16:14] ---
    I knew it! SERN's been investigating
    time travel for forty years!
[16:19] ---
    Wait!
[16:20] ---
    It's too early to say that.
[16:22] ---
    Program Stage One:
[16:23] ---
    Construction and implementation 
    of the Large Hadron.
[16:26] ---
    Program Stage Two:
[16:27] ---
    Implementation and tuning of the lifter.
[16:30] ---
    Lifter? What's that?
[16:31] ---
    It was on the news a while back, remember?
[16:34] ---
    The thing they called an ionocraft.
[16:38] ---
    It's floating?
[16:39] ---
    Supposedly, the phenomenon occurs when
    you run a high voltage through aluminum.
[16:43] ---
    Does that have anything to do
    with a time machine?
[16:45] ---
    I don't know, but that's what it says.
[16:49] ---
    In other words, they'll use
[16:50] ---
    a black hole's power and the lifter.
[16:52] ---
    What else does it say?
[16:53] ---
    Program Stage Three: Animal experiments.
[16:56] ---
    Program Stage Four...
[16:58] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:02] ---
    Human experiments.
[17:04] ---
    "Human is dead, mismatch."
[17:08] ---
    What's that?
[17:09] ---
    Part of an e-mail we found when we hacked in.
[17:12] ---
    Didn't the rest of it say...
[17:13] ---
    "The details are in Jellyman's report."
[17:16] ---
    Daru, can you find that report?
[17:18] ---
    I think so, but...
[17:20] ---
    Isn't it a bad idea?
[17:21] ---
    If this is real, it's top-secret stuff!
[17:25] ---
    After all this, you're scared?
[17:28] ---
    Think about it.
[17:29] ---
    We're up against SERN.
[17:30] ---
    And the report's a top-secret thing,
[17:32] ---
    hidden for over 40 years.
[17:34] ---
    Then you're going to ignore it?
[17:38] ---
    You go home.
[17:40] ---
    If you learn any more of this,
[17:42] ---
    it might put you in danger.
[17:44] ---
    You're a genius, with a
    bright future ahead of you.
[17:47] ---
    Are you worried about me?
[17:51] ---
    Of course I am!
[17:52] ---
    You... You're my assistant.
[17:56] ---
    Thanks.
[17:57] ---
    But I'm not going home.
[17:59] ---
    I'll be too bothered by this to sleep.
[18:01] ---
    You won't regret it, will you?
[18:03] ---
    I won't.
[18:03] ---
    What about you, Daru?
[18:05] ---
    I'm a super hacker.
[18:07] ---
    I wouldn't screw up so bad, they could
    catch us, just by looking at it.
[18:10] ---
    Very well.
[18:12] ---
    Then we will now begin our analysis
[18:14] ---
    of the Jellyman's report!
[18:15] ---
    Furthermore, this operation's name will be
[18:18] ---
    Laegjarn's Chest!
[18:20] ---
    Why Norse mythology?
[18:21] ---
    And why does it even need
    an operation name at all?
[18:24] ---
    Daru, begin the operation!
[18:25] ---
    Right.
[18:27] ---
    Is this it?
[18:28] ---
    There are fourteen files, total.
[18:31] ---
    I'll pick one at random.
[18:33] ---
    Jellyman's Report 10.
[18:35] ---
    Subject: James McCarthy.
[18:37] ---
    American.
[18:38] ---
    Experiment Date 01/28/2005.
[18:41] ---
    Z-Program 4 Experiment Result:
[18:44] ---
    Human is dead, mismatch.
[18:46] ---
    That again?
[18:48] ---
    It is believed he could not
    survive infinite compression,
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    via supergravity, nor passing through the
    singularity inside the Kerr black hole.
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    A newspaper article?
[18:56] ---
    Looks like it.
[18:57] ---
    Look at the date!
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    April 3, 1921.
[19:02] ---
    A man was found dead,
[19:04] ---
    on 14th Avenue, in New York, buried inside a wall.
[19:08] ---
    The body of this unidentified man
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    was found to be soft, like jelly...
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    What is this?
[19:21] ---
    It means that, even if it isn't complete,
[19:23] ---
    they've succeeded in time travel?
[19:26] ---
    Report 8.
[19:27] ---
    Subject: Linda Hill.
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    British.
[19:30] ---
    Z-Program 4.
[19:32] ---
    Experiment Date 02/15/2004.
[19:35] ---
    Experiment Result: Human is dead,
[19:38] ---
    mismatch.
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    October 2, 1972.
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    The body of a woman was found
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    in a jelly-like state, on a road
    in Dharmapuri, Tamil Nadu, India.
[19:50] ---
    It was believed to have been
[19:51] ---
    hit by a car, after being abandoned, destroying the bottom half.
[19:55] ---
    What about this one?
[19:56] ---
    Report 7.
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    Subject: Michael Lang.
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    German.
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    Z-Program 4.
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    Experiment Result: Human is dead, mismatch.
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    A Japanese newspaper?
[20:10] ---
    May 24, 1936.
[20:13] ---
    A body is discovered at the
    foot of Mt. Hiei, in Kyoto.
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    Fourteen of these?
[20:18] ---
    Want to keep looking?
[20:20] ---
    No, that's enough.
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    Okarin...
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    I'm going to buy something to drink.
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    He seems pretty shocked.
[20:29] ---
    Yeah.
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    But why do they turn to jelly?
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    From the data I've seen,
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    I believe SERN is focusing their time travel
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    research on the use of Kerr black holes.
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    That would mean
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    they're cramming 10^-21 grams into
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    a space of 10^-19 meters,
    and sending it to the past.
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    It would be like trying to fit
    this sponge through this hole.
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    Therefore,
[20:55] ---
    the contents become empty.
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    So, it's really tight.
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    Yes.
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    They're forcing something into a really tight spot.
[21:03] ---
    That explanation is too nasty, you know.
[21:07] ---
    What's nasty...
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    Hashida, you pervert!
[21:10] ---
    I think you have a
    considerable imagination yourself.
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    Don't compare me to you.
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    What are you going to do?
[21:29] ---
    Don't just stand there.
[21:31] ---
    I know it's a shock.
[21:32] ---
    But now that we know this,
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    we have to reach some conclusion.
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    Okabe?
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    Conclusion?
[21:45] ---
    What other conclusion could there be?
[21:46] ---
    Huh?
[21:47] ---
    We've got Future Gadget #8,
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    the Phone Microwave (name subject to change).
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    We'll complete a perfect
    time machine, ahead of SERN!
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    And change the world's ruling structure!
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    You're nuts, you know that?