# E3 - Parallel World Paranoia

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6X0XGW3Y/parallel-process-paranoia)<br>
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**[00:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makise Kurisu!<br>**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did knock, for what it's worth.<br>**[00:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How did you find this place?<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I asked Hashida-san.<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He called it a "laboratory,"<br>**[00:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I was expecting something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more than this...<br>**[00:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daru, did you betray me?<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were deceived by this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;three-dimensional woman's wiles...<br>**[00:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll never forgive you! Ever!<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You... You...<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bitch!<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you do anything about him?<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just think of him as confused by events.<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is an emergency.<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Organization finally<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sent an agent to the lab!<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then this, too, is the choice of Steins Gate?<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Steins Gate?<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something Okarin made up.<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't really mean anything.<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure.<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's mixing up his German and English.<br>**[00:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take your shoes off!<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry.<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been in America too long.<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice to meet you.<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Makise Kurisu.<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't even shake hands?<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Japanese men don't know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how to do anything.<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're freaking out too much.<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's because I can feel murderous intent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seeping from your every pore.<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this what they call the "martial arts"?<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are you going?<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly, I came here to see if your claim<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I was stabbed was real<br>**[01:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or just an excuse for sexual harassment.<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But this is more important.<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no damage to the connecting area.<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not some kind of trick.<br>**[03:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She may attempt to set<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some kind of explosive.<br>**[03:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't look away from her for a second.<br>**[03:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, she won't.<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got any tweezers?<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's mushy inside.<br>**[03:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It tastes...<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing.<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ew!<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You zombie!<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're hungry, say so.<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give you a banana.<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm fine.<br>**[03:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who'd eat a pervert's banana anyway?<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pervert?<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You poked at me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;trying to touch me, out of nowhere.<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Makise? Miss Makise?<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes?<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you say,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Who'd eat a pervert's banana anyway?"<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;once more, you think?<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If possible, with an upset expression.<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Upset.<br>**[04:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why the blushing?<br>**[04:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you imagine something?<br>**[04:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say it, girl genius.<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's hear what the genius thought!<br>**[04:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like you're both perverts.<br>**[04:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my...<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not a compliment.<br>**[04:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would say the person with the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;perverted imagination is the pervert.<br>**[04:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a perverted girl genius!<br>**[04:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who's a pervert?<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay...<br>**[04:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be honest, we're at the point where<br>**[04:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could sue you for sexual harassment<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this minute, but I'll forget it for now.<br>**[04:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For now?<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So tell me the details.<br>**[04:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This banana has something to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with that microwave, right?<br>**[04:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's top-secret!<br>**[04:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Future Gadget #8, the Phone Microwave,<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is my lab's secret weapon.<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Miss Makise might be able to explain<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how this weird thing works.<br>**[04:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to understand, we'll never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;figure this out on our own.<br>**[05:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But this is the Future Gadget Lab's...<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You!<br>**[05:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Christina, you said?<br>**[05:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I never said that.<br>**[05:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll tell you the secrets of the Phone Microwave,<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but on two conditions!<br>**[05:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One, you must become a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Future Gadget Lab member.<br>**[05:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want me to join your lab?<br>**[05:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm returning to America in August...<br>**[05:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It can be just until then.<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And one more.<br>**[05:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's more?<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forget about any<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sexual harassment I've done.<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it.<br>**[05:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okarin, you're a small person.<br>**[05:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A very small person.<br>**[05:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I love that. Love it!<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!<br>**[05:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well?<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think the conditions are very favorable...<br>**[05:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Favorable to you.<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez...<br>**[05:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're making my brain put out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;too much noradrenaline.<br>**[05:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What will you do, Christina?<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no "-tina!"<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, "The Zombie."<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say it right, Hououin Pervert-Kyouma!<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pervert Girl Genius!<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perverts glaring at each other... Win!<br>**[06:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up, pervert!<br>**[06:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, fine.<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[06:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I accept.<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So no more "Pervert."<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll stop calling you one, too.<br>**[06:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Very well.<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then from now on, you're Lab Member 004!<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Christina!<br>**[06:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No "-tina," either!<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Juicy Kara-age #1... Wow!<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm back!<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think it's a teleporter?<br>**[06:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's dangerous to jump to conclusions.<br>**[06:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then what do you think it is?<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If nothing else,<br>**[06:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it didn't teleport the Juicy Kara-age<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or the banana bunch.<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One, two, three, four...<br>**[06:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A guest?<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello there.<br>**[06:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Makise Kurisu.<br>**[06:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry to just show up, out of the blue.<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiina Mayuri.<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like I'm a lab member now, too.<br>**[06:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A lab member?<br>**[07:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes...<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A girl lab member!<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it that rare?<br>**[07:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! Yes! Yes!<br>**[07:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the first girl lab member<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after Mayushii!<br>**[07:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice to meet you.<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, nice to meet you.<br>**[07:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[07:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened?<br>**[07:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There was some electrical release.<br>**[07:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why didn't you tell me earlier?<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me the details.<br>**[07:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... Well...<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some kind of lightning came<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the microwave.<br>**[07:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When?<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yesterday, around noon.<br>**[07:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You saw the thing about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the satellite crash and ran out,<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I connected my phone to it.<br>**[07:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, when I sent that message,<br>**[07:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your phone was hooked up to the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Phone Microwave?<br>**[07:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The one about Miss Makise being stabbed?<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a week ago, wasn't it?<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that was yesterday!<br>**[08:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where is it? Where is it?<br>**[08:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why isn't it here?!<br>**[08:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When this happened,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what was the microwave doing?<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was doing a systems test...<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I think it was during<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the reverse spinning testing.<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We should try to recreate this.<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayuri, bring me the Juicy Kara-age #1!<br>**[08:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[08:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want some, everyone?<br>**[08:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can give each of you one.<br>**[08:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do we need to put something in there?<br>**[08:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to see<br>**[08:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what happens to its contents<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when it revolves backwards.<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daru.<br>**[08:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Assistant, send a message to my phone.<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since when am I your assistant?<br>**[08:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I don't know your address.<br>**[08:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Useless assistant.<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daru, your phone's fine.<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should the subject be?<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me see.<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Christina is a pervert."<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you that's off-limits.<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then we'll split the difference<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and go with "Okarin is a pervert"...<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[08:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hashida-san, good job!<br>**[08:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, sending.<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now we wait for the message<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to arrive at the phone...<br>**[09:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet it's ready now!<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[09:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you okay?<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah...<br>**[09:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gotta turn on the fan!<br>**[09:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The EM waves maybe?<br>**[09:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be stupid.<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A microwave's EM waves<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;couldn't split a desk so quickly.<br>**[09:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're all black!<br>**[09:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I just bought them, too!<br>**[09:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do we do about the hole in the floor?<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Mr. Braun finds that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we're in serious trouble.<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well?<br>**[09:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's here.<br>**[09:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;7/24, 17:30.<br>**[09:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It went back to the past...*<br>**[10:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you find something?<br>**[10:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. It's all coming together!<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can see it...<br>**[10:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The one answer this all points to!<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The banana, split off from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the bunch, returned to it!<br>**[10:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The message traveled five days into the past.<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way. You can't mean...<br>**[10:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right!<br>**[10:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Phone Microwave<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; is...<br>**[10:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...a time machine!<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thirteen messages?<br>**[10:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lightning...<br>**[10:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right.<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I dubbed her the "Shining Finger."<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But this many?<br>**[10:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Message me now."<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Are you asleep?"<br>**[11:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"How long are you going to sleep?"<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daru?<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wanna go for a walk?<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong?<br>**[11:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damage is pretty bad.<br>**[11:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I worked all night,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with nothing to show for it.<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I regret trying.<br>**[11:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why aren't they turning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into gel-banas anymore?<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hell if I know.<br>**[11:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was the only time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we were able to send a message.<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouldn't we call Miss Makise back?<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know that's not happening.<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way.<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A time machine?<br>**[11:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She never came back.<br>**[11:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that?<br>**[11:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The LHC.<br>**[11:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Large Hadron Collider,<br>**[11:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SERN's particle accelerator.<br>**[11:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makes you feel better, just looking at it...<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*SERN maintains an exclusive monopoly <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on time machines.*<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;John Titor...<br>**[12:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, the one you were talking about.<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;@channel can't get enough of the guy.<br>**[12:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is SERN?<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Titor was saying that they finish<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a time machine by 2034!<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no idea what you're talking about...<br>**[12:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just tell me!<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is SERN?<br>**[12:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Calm down.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the acronym for the European Organization <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in Nuclear Research and Particle Physics.<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Its HQ is just outside Geneva.<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like the name suggests,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;its main work is in particle physics.<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And it has some of the world's best facilities for it:<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Low Energy Antiproton Ring.<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Proton Synchrotron Booster.<br>**[12:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Large Electron–Positron Collider...<br>**[12:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the last boss,<br>**[12:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the world's biggest particle accelerator,<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Large Hadron Collider-tan!<br>**[12:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There were rumors that the LHC<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could generate a mini-black hole.<br>**[13:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A black hole...<br>**[13:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daru.<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Sup?<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Didn't one proposed time travel method<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;use a mini-black hole?<br>**[13:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, it did.<br>**[13:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you heard Miss Makise's lecture, right?<br>**[13:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She said creating a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;black hole was impossible.<br>**[13:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if the LHC exists,<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then it's possible...<br>**[13:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is!<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it isn't.<br>**[13:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SERN's publicly denied it.<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But they say that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where there's smoke, there's fire.<br>**[13:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's me.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No Cell Phones
<br>**[13:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. I know.<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;El Psy Congroo.<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who, exactly, are you fighting?<br>**[13:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's only one thing for us to do now.<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go see Feyris-tan!<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[13:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a super haker, right?<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should smile knowingly!<br>**[13:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's "hacker," not "haker," okay?<br>**[13:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You understand the rest?<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not a bit.<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hack into SERN.<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it.<br>**[14:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okarin... This is a joke, right?<br>**[14:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to find out what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;evil they're up to<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and get a hint about the time machine.<br>**[14:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whether we make the Phone Microwave<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into a real time machine<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or let it rest forever in the lab storeroom,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is up to your skills.<br>**[14:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't blame me for the outcome!<br>**[14:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Two orders of gyuudon.<br>**[14:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;800 yen, total.<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okarin!<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Slacking off again?<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, the shop's boring.<br>**[14:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing to do.<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're more of a bicycle shop now.<br>**[14:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, what are you doing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the second floor?<br>**[14:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Future Gadget Lab, right?<br>**[14:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did you learn that name?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Future Gadget Lab
<br>**[14:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you know that much, then fine.<br>**[14:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're fighting against an organization<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that rules the world from the shadows.<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just now, we're hacking into that organization.<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, is SERN that organization?<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How did you know?<br>**[15:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry.<br>**[15:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, I overheard you guys.<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said I was bored.<br>**[15:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, accidentally...<br>**[15:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were spying on us?<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can hear you.<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But don't worry.<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm good at keeping my mouth shut.<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Again?<br>**[15:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? A message that someone died?<br>**[15:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone died?<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-No... I was just kidding.<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This girl's obsessed with some old PC<br>**[15:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;called an IBN 5100.<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An IBN?<br>**[15:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know it?<br>**[15:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... Yeah.<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You heard that, too?<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I saw it on the internet.<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, that guy who claimed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be a time traveler?<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;John Titor, was it?<br>**[15:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Titor?<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was on @channel.<br>**[16:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The IBN 5100 was created before BASIC.<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it can read IBN's proprietary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;programming languages or something...<br>**[16:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?!<br>**[16:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it, the Titor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who appeared in 2000 also...<br>**[16:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You all seem to have fixed ideas<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about the nature of time.<br>**[16:22] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;031 Name: Nameless Prophet-san [sage]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;John Titor took a dump, and now the universe is doomed...<br>**[16:26] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;032 Name: Chestnut Rice and Kamehameha [sage]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is getting more disappointing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;None of this is really concrete<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I realize you're doing your best to sound realistic, but you can't fool me.<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time isn't a single line,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;moving from past to future.<br>**[16:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's say I go back in time and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;kill someone we'll call "A."<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This alters something called<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the divergence number,<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the world line moves to a world without A.<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When there's a world line move,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people's memories are altered.<br>**[16:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, memories of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;world line where A existed are deleted,<br>**[16:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;replaced with memories of a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;world line where A doesn't exist.<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm more interested in how SERN,<br>**[17:08] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;214 Name: Chestunut Rice and Kamehama [sage]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm more interested in how SERN,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a research organization, ends up as planetary ruler,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a question I've been asking for a while now.<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a research organization,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ends up as planetary ruler,<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a question I've been asking for a while now.<br>**[17:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't believe what SERN says.<br>**[17:15] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;343 Name: Nameless Prophet [sage]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this results in a dystopia?<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They've already succeeded in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;creating a mini-black hole.<br>**[17:19] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;357 Name: Nameless Prophet [sage]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's a dystopia?<br>**[17:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It would be easiest to describe a dystopia<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as the revival of communism,<br>**[17:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the world's reversion to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;18th-century living standards.<br>**[17:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By 2036, SERN holds most of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the world's science and technology.<br>**[17:37] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;472 Name: Nameless Prophet [sage]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guess what I had for dinner tomorrow!<br>**[17:38] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;473 Name:  <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to know the future!<br>**[17:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you need the IBN 5100<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to change this future?<br>**[17:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's correct.<br>**[17:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need the IBN 5100's abilities<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to stop their plans.<br>**[17:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The John Titor who appeared in 2000<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;said the same thing.<br>**[17:51] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;558 Name: Hououin Kyouma [age]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The John Titor who appeared in 2000<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;said the same thing...<br>**[17:52] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;559 Name: Nameless Prophet [sage]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dude, just shut up already.<br>**[17:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The "me" who appeared ten years ago?<br>**[17:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I said, I've unfortunately<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;never been to the year 2000.<br>**[18:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's possible you saw me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a different world line.<br>**[18:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Interesting.<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like to talk to you in detail.<br>**[18:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is my address.<br>**[18:15] [Messenger] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In 2015, WW3 occurs.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In 2036, Earth is polluted by nuclear warfare.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've time traveled from 2036 to get an IBN 5100.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The IBN 5100 has a hidden function.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only a few IBN engineers know this.<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you contact me, I'll answer.<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've almost got it.<br>**[18:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I can just get the SQL table list, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;figuring out the password should be easy.<br>**[18:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning!<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayuri?<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What brings you here so early?<br>**[18:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard you've been up two nights in a row,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I brought snacks.<br>**[18:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go.<br>**[18:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Canned oden!<br>**[18:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great!<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring me another sometime, Mayuri.<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayushii doesn't have enough<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pocket money to treat you too often.<br>**[18:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need to buy my Rai-Net sausage, also!<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Upa again?<br>**[19:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I want you to enjoy this!<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's some for Daru-kun<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and Kurisu-chan, too.<br>**[19:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not it!<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's not listening at all.<br>**[19:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told him to rest, though.<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His super haker's soul is burning bright!<br>**[19:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't say "haker"!<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's bad to nose around in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;other people's secrets, isn't it?<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is to reveal SERN's plots.<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even so...<br>**[19:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure Kurisu-chan left<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because she was mad.<br>**[19:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that had nothing to do with the hacking.<br>**[19:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My assistant ran off on her own.<br>**[19:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if she'll come back...<br>**[19:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[19:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll trade a satsuma for a beef strip.<br>**[19:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'd rather have an uzura.<br>**[19:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No.<br>**[19:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I like uzura almost as much<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as I like beef strips.<br>**[19:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayushii likes uzura, too!<br>**[20:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll give you a chikuwa instead.<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I like chikuwa more than satsuma.<br>**[20:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, then negotiations are concluded.<br>**[20:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then here's my beef strip...<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I ate it already.<br>**[20:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did you...<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was good.<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got it!<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got it! I got it! I got it!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got it! I got it!<br>**[20:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now give up, and show me everything.<br>**[20:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got it!<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ID get!<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did it?<br>**[20:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mission complete!<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow!<br>**[20:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't understand, but wow.<br>**[20:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, the hacking's done,<br>**[20:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but there are limits to what I can see,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;without being an admin.<br>**[20:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like I can only see the boobs.<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so naughty, Daru-kun.<br>**[20:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you get?<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So far, just some e-mail.<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;English?<br>**[20:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get Dr. Excite in here.<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way, that's a pain.<br>**[20:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It says "Hi Paul!"<br>**[21:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't need your acting.<br>**[21:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No?<br>**[21:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The LHC is working well.<br>**[21:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's as fickle as a cat,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but for the past month,<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's been working surprisingly well."<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's he talking about?<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, does anything here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mention a time machine?<br>**[21:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The phrase "time machine" doesn't show up,<br>**[21:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but in the last month, the word "Z-program"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has been used over one hundred times.<br>**[21:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see...<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Z-Program Experiment Report 137."<br>**[21:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The mini-black hole mission<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has already been established,<br>**[21:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'll skip that report."<br>**[21:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mini-black hole...<br>**[21:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks right.<br>**[21:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They publicly said that those<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;experiments were a failure.<br>**[21:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What else does it say?<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Experiment result..."<br>**[21:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Human is dead,<br>**[21:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mismatch."<br>**[21:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Human is dead?<br>**[22:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone...<br>**[22:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...died.<br>