# Season 1
# E1 - Prologue to the Beginning and End
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR09N5K9R/prologue-to-the-beginning-and-end)
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The universe has a beginning, but no end.
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Infinite.
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The stars, too, have a beginning,
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but their own power leads to their destruction.
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Finite.
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History dictates that it is
the wise who are most foolish.
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One could call this a final warning from God,
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to those who can still resist.
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Okarin!
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Let's go.
***SIGN*** Prologue to the Beginning and End
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I'm initiating my infiltration of the building.
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El Psy Congroo.
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There aren't many people here.
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As I suspected, the Organization
may be interfering...
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What's going to happen here?
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You came here, without even knowing?
***SIGN*** Professor Nakabachi's Time Machine Invention Press Conference
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A time machine...
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Amazing!
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Professor Nakabachi has surpassed
the rest of us scientists,
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and is ready to announce the
invention of the century.
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I'm going to pay careful attention
to what he has to say.
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An earthquake?
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No, from above?
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What's this?
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You called me here for this?
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There aren't many left of this series,
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and Mayushii's out of hundred-yen coins!
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Don't be a spoiled little girl, Mayuri.
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Even if I've known you since we were kids,
I'm not lending you money.
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I'll teach you how harsh life can be...
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What's this?
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It's not painted?
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M-Metal...
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It's a metal...
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A metal Upa!
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Is it rare?
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Really!
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Then you can have it.
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Are you sure, Okarin?
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It's Hououin Kyouma.
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Thanks, Okarin.
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I said it's Hououin Kyouma.
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Professor Nakabachi's press conference
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will now begin in the 8th Floor Hall.
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In the handouts, you can read about
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the time machine's basic design.
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I will use this conference as an opportunity
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to discuss the fundamental theory behind it.
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Scientists all over the world...
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I think I dropped my metal Upa,
***SIGN*** Received Mail
***SIGN*** Time: 2010/07/28 Sender: Mayuri Subject: My Upa...
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so I'm going to look for it.
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Currently, there are over ten major theories
of possible time travel methods,
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Basic design of the time machine...
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and it's been examined from nearly
every possible angle.
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Doctor!
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What is it?
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You know exactly what!
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What is this "time machine theory" of yours?
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Kerr black holes?
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World lines?
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You stole all this from John Titor!
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Titor called himself a time traveler,
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posting this theory on
the internet back in 2000.
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Don't try claiming you didn't know!
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How rude!
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Of course I know about him!
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Don't compare my theory to that fraud's!
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Then why don't you explain
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the difference between your theories?
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Hey, you...
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Titor, huh?
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Come to think of it, there was
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similar stuff in the John Titor books...
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Who are you?
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That's what I'd like to know.
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What?
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Back there, you were going
to tell me something,
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weren't you?
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Back there?
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About fifteen minutes ago.
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I don't have the slightest idea...
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Makise... Kurisu?
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You had a paper in
*Science Magazine* a while ago.
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I'm surprised you know that.
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Are you a university scientist?
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You!
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Are you an agent from the Organization?
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Organization?
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What?
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I just wanted to ask you...
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There's no need for me to answer you!
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It's me.
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I've been caught by an Organization agent.
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Yes.
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Makise Kurisu.
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Who are you talking to?
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Yeah, no problem.
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I'll get out of this somehow...
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Huh? It's turned off.
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I'll tell you a secret.
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That's a special cell phone,
for secret missions.
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If anyone but me touches it, it turns off.
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I see.
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You were talking to yourself.
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I'll make this brief.
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What were you going to tell me?
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About fifteen minutes ago.
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You were trying to tell me something, right?
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It seemed like it was really important...
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I've seen through your tricks.
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Girl-genius, when next we meet,
we will be enemies.
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Farewell.
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Wait!
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*What was she talking about?*
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*She met me?*
***SIGN*** Date: 2010/07/28 12:26 Sender: sg-epk@jtk92.x29.jp Subject: (No Subject) Attachment: IMV001
***SIGN*** Received Mail
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Okarin!
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Mayuri!
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What were you doing?
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I messaged you, right?
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I can't find my metal Upa.
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I even put my name on it...
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You dropped it?
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I think so.
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Give up.
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On auction sites, a metal Upa
goes for 10,000 yen!
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10,000 yen...
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Find it!
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My lab is almost entirely out of money!
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Even if I find it, I won't sell it.
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With 10,000 yen, we could get the parts
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for a new future gadget...
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I said I'm not selling it.
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What was that?
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Run outside!
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Hey...
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Is someone there?
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Makise Kurisu...
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What?
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Someone's been stabbed...
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Okarin!
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What's wrong?
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You're pale.
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I saw a dead body...
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On the 8th floor!
***SIGN*** To: Daru Subject: Trouble Looks like someone stabbed Makise Kurisu.
***SIGN*** Send?
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Wh-What?
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What's going on?
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Here you go, Okarin!
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What is this?
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What's what?
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The people...
Why did all the people disappear?
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They disappeared?
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They all disappeared!
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All the people here! Right in front of us!
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I don't know...
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You have to know!
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You saw it, didn't you?
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Right?
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I didn't.
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What are you talking about...
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Hey, you there!
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Can you see us?
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Why don't you answer?
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You, on the other side of the monitor,
with the dumb expression!
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Never mind.
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This is the Future Gadget Lab.
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I'll introduce our staff.
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First is Lab Member 001,
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founder of the lab and Insane Mad Scientist...
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Myself, Hououin Kyouma!
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Okarin is cuter.
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Silence!
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Okabe Rintarou is the name I use
to deceive the public.
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And Lab Member 002,
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the lab's lone female member,
whose hobby is making cosplay outfits,
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Shiina Mayuri!
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It's me, Mayushii.
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And Lab Member 003,
Super Haker Hashida Itaru!
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It's "Hacker," not "Haker." Hurr.
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We three.
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Isn't it time to give up?
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Don't too expect too much out of software
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you bought at a 500 yen wagon sale.
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Listen well.
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To get to our lab, go down Chuo Street,
***SIGN*** Future Gadget Lab CRT TV Workshop
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and turn left on Kuramaebashi Street
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at the Suehirochou intersection.
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We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley
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before the traffic light.
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The goal of the Future Gadget Lab
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is revolution of the world's ruling structure...
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To create inventions which will bring chaos.
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Do you understand?
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If you understand, then tell us your secrets!
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Hey, do you think we look
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like a video game to Alpaca Man-san?
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You don't think the concept of real and unreal
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is a little beyond him?
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Then are your 2D girls like that, too?
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That's different.
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Those are mai waifu.
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No one cares about your wives.
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But isn't that an interesting idea?
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If we did exist solely inside a monitor,
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think there's any way we could tell?
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No.
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That was fast.
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Thus, the discussion is pointless.
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We'd do much better to spend our time
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thinking of ways to fight the Organization
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and destroy the world's ruling structure.
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That delusional crap again? Fail!
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Silence, Super Haker!
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I am the Insane Mad Scientist, Hououin...
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Kyouma!
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That's your backstory, isn't it?
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My, my... Daru.
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You shouldn't hide in your shell.
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You should listen to what people have to say.
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So this is today's "You're the last one
I want to hear that from" thread.
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Anyway, looks like the news copter's arrived.
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This object, thought to be some kind of satellite,
crashed in Akihabara, Tokyo,
***SIGN*** Special Report
***SIGN*** Where did it come from? A mysterious satellite appears!!
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around 12:00 today.
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*What was that?*
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*This morning, Mayuri and I left the lab,
for the Radio building,*
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*to hear Professor Nakabachi's press conference.*
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*But the next thing I knew,
a satellite had crashed into the building.*
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*And not just that...*
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Me?
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Yeah... You saw the satellite crash on TV and said,
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"The Organization has finally made its move!"
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So the two of us came to see it.
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Canceled?
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Don't you remember how mad
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you were this morning?
Saying, "He got cold feet and ran off!"
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Professor Nakabachi's press conference!
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It was at 12:00, at the Radio building!
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No, it wasn't, man.
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And a good thing...
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If it had been, that satellite
could have flattened you.
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This difference in memories...
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Is it the Organization's memory control?
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Right...
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This is the choice of Steins Gate!
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That again?
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That Stein-whatsit makes no sense,
you know that?
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Daru, get me Future Gadget #1!
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Alpaca Man-san got mad because
you changed the channel.
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Darn you, Mr. Braun!
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Making us use this piece of crap...
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He gave it to us for free, right?
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Daru, get the TV!
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But I refuse.
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It's hot today.
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And like,
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don't think I'm strong, just 'cause I'm fat.
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That's not something to brag about!
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Mr. Braun!
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I told you to call me Tennouji-san.
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I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately...
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You broke it already?
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You don't have enough love
for the Braun tubes.
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1,000 yen to fix it.
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If anyone's at fault here,
it's you, for giving us defective—
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Is that how you address your landlord?
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I'll pay the repair bill.
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Mayuri-chan, you should give up on this guy.
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But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage!
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Hostage, huh?
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This is broken, too?
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Repair bill's 2,000 yen now.
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You don't like it, take it back.
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What will you do?
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It's me.
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The Organization's finally gotten
to that stupid baldy.
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I'm encountering sabotage.
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Here you go.
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You really do like Dr Pepper, Okarin!
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It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones.
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The cicadas are really loud, aren't they?
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Daru!
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Now that the Organization
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has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us,
we're putting the plan into action.
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We're backed into a corner!
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The plan? The what now?
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The plan is the plan!
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What else could it be but the introduction of
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Future Gadget #8 into actual combat?
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Oh, the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change).
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How do you use a microwave
in combat anyway?
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It'll be nearly three and a half
years since we met.
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Second year of high school...
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We were in different classes and barely spoke,
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so it's more like two years?
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The details don't matter.
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Anyway, it's been that long.
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Please reach the point
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where you can keep up
with my conversations, already.
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That is never happening!
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Actually, want to try again?
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It's all set.
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Mayuri, bring the bananas!
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You're making gel-banas again?
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It's such a waste!
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If we're stingy, we can't win
against the Organization!
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We don't need to win...
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You know, Mayushii's the one
bringing bananas, right?
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I know.
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This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change).
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You can manipulate the timer here.
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Please hit the pound key,
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and then the number of seconds
you wish to time cook.
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One, two, zero, pound.
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Pretty turntable, isn't it?
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It goes in the opposite direction.
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Opposite?
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Might be important!
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When you think of what's happening
at the quantum level,
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and you apply Hund's rules...
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I'm sure it... isn't.
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It isn't?
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Nope.
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Hasn't changed.
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It doesn't get warm, and it doesn't get cold.
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Mayushii's Juicy Fried Chicken #1 got frozen...
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Well, something involving Steins Gate
is at work here! That's clear, anyway!
**[19:51] ---**
That again?
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Daru, don't you want to try eating this—
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No, I don't.
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Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri.
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The gel-bana was soft and squishy.
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And it had no taste.
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You ate it?
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Mayushii?
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Say, "Your banana is soft and squishy."
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"Your banana is soft—"
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Don't make her say that, pervert!
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I-I'm melting...
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It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab.
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When the summer gets hot, I don't want to
go any farther than Feyris-tan's.
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I wish they'd just hold it at MayQueen Nyan Nyan.
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They're not going to hold a
university lecture at a maid café.
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If they didn't take attendance, I'd never go.
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It's so cold.
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I'm alive.
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A satellite fell, didn't it?
**[20:53] ---**
That again?
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You're not going to the Radio building to see it?
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Probably too many onlookers to see it anyway.
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I'm reading the reports on @chan,
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from the people who went.
**[21:05] ---**
"Work Temporarily Canceled."
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Another giant thread?
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Oh, right. Back then...
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Give me your cell phone.
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Why?
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Just do it!
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That's a privacy violation! Not allowed!
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I sent you a message!
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A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed.
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Oh, the one from last week?
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Last week?
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It was split into three messages.
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I thought it was spam!
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See?
**[21:31] [Messenger] ---**
Okabe Rintarou
(No Subject)
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Sent on July 23rd, 12:56...
**[21:35] [Messenger] ---**
"Looks like
someone stabbed
Makise Kurisu."
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See?
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Last week... Let me check my sent folder.
**[21:42] [Messenger] ---**
Mayuri
Re: Upa...
Daru
Let's go!
Mayuri
Look at this
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It's not here!
**[21:43] [Messenger] ---**
Daru
Let's go!
Mayuri
Look at this
Mayuri
Re: Don't sell it
**[21:43] [Messenger] ---**
Mayuri
Look at this
Mayuri
Re: Don't sell it
Feyris
Re: Prophecy Song
**[21:43] [Messenger] ---**
Mayuri
Re: Don't sell it
Feyris
Re: Prophecy Song
Ruka
Re: I made snacks
**[21:44] [Messenger] ---**
Feyris
Re: Prophecy Song
Ruka
Re: I made snacks
Daru
Re: (No subject)
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What is today?
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The... The 28th.
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What's wrong?
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The message was sent to the past...
# E2 - Time Travel Paranoia
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR75EXG1Y/time-travel-paranoia)
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Okarin?
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How?
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How?
**[00:21] ---**
I can touch her. She's really here.
**[00:27] ---**
You're not a ghost?
**[00:29] ---**
Do you want me to call the cops?
**[00:31] ---**
I just want to know the truth!
**[00:33] ---**
You were stabbed here...
**[00:37] ---**
What do you mean by "truth"?
**[00:39] ---**
Are you stupid? Do you want to die?
**[00:40] ---**
That's Louise-chan's famous line!
**[00:42] ---**
I saw it!
**[00:44] ---**
You got stabbed!
**[00:47] ---**
Three hours ago,
**[00:48] ---**
at Doctor Nakabachi's press conference,
at the Radio Building!
**[00:50] ---**
Okarin, try to control your delusions.
**[00:52] ---**
Doctor Nakabachi's
press conference was called off!
**[00:55] ---**
But...
**[00:56] ---**
Makise-san! It's almost time!
**[01:00] ---**
All right!
**[01:01] ---**
Wait! Are you running away?
**[01:04] ---**
You're...
**[01:06] ---**
I have a name.
**[01:08] ---**
It's Hououin...
**[01:09] ---**
Kyouma!
***SIGN*** Time Travel Paranoia
***SIGN*** Are Time Machines Possible?
**[02:49] ---**
Thank you all for coming here today.
**[02:54] ---**
I don't have much experience
with lectures like these,
**[02:59] ---**
so I hope you'll bear with me.
**[03:01] ---**
Makise Kurisu's giving the lecture...
**[03:05] ---**
So she isn't a ghost?
**[03:07] ---**
Still talking about that?
**[03:08] ---**
I've been asked to speak to you
about time machines.
**[03:13] ---**
It's a different topic than that
of my *Science Magazine* essay,
**[03:16] ---**
but I'd like to give it a try.
**[03:19] ---**
Time machines?
**[03:21] ---**
I believe that time machines are foolishness.
**[03:29] ---**
I'd like to spend the lecture discussing
how I arrived at that conclusio—
**[03:32] ---**
Objection!
**[03:35] ---**
Time machines are impossible?
**[03:38] ---**
It's far too early to decide that!
**[03:40] ---**
Okarin, you're embarrassing yourself.
**[03:42] ---**
You're...
**[03:47] ---**
I believe that "early" isn't the issue.
**[03:52] ---**
It's theoretically impossible.
**[03:54] ---**
What?
**[03:57] ---**
Well then, let's change the format
of this lecture to a discussion.
**[04:01] ---**
That will make it easier for
certain stubborn people to understand.
**[04:05] ---**
Right? Hououin Kyouma-san?
**[04:19] ---**
Makise Kurisu...
**[04:22] ---**
And from this,
**[04:24] ---**
we can conclude that,
in a string theory-based universe,
**[04:26] ---**
time travel is unrealistic.
**[04:28] ---**
You want to try it?
**[04:30] ---**
Hououin-san?
**[04:34] ---**
I imagine so...
**[04:35] ---**
Then why not find some exotic matter for us,
**[04:39] ---**
Hououin-san?
**[04:43] ---**
That's all I have to say. But if you have
further objections, I'm listening.
**[04:48] ---**
Hououin-san!
**[04:50] ---**
Don't be so damned arrogant,
just because you've some little bit of genius!
**[04:55] ---**
Wait... She must be an Organization agent.
**[04:55] ---**
It's hot... It's so hot...
**[04:59] ---**
The lecture was, itself,
**[05:01] ---**
carefully planned
psychological warfare, aimed at me!
**[05:04] ---**
Well, I'm not falling for it.
***SIGN*** Yanagibayashi Shrine
**[05:15] ---**
Eight...
**[05:19] ---**
Nine...
**[05:20] ---**
Just one more swing.
**[05:21] ---**
You can do it!
**[05:23] ---**
Ten!
**[05:25] ---**
Way to go, Ruka-kun!
**[05:27] ---**
Okarin!
**[05:30] ---**
O-Okabe-san... No, Kyouma-san.
**[05:34] ---**
You forgot the secret words, Ruka.
**[05:39] ---**
E-El Psy... Congre...
**[05:42] ---**
Congroo!
**[05:43] ---**
E-Excuse me.
**[05:45] ---**
So what did you want me to carry?
**[05:48] ---**
Right here.
**[05:49] ---**
Thanks.
**[05:51] ---**
Mayushii can't carry all this.
**[05:54] ---**
My dad got them, and we can't eat them all.
**[05:59] ---**
I see.
**[06:00] ---**
Thank you for donating these
provisions to the lab.
**[06:03] ---**
This will raise lab member morale.
**[06:05] ---**
I'm so glad you like them...
**[06:08] ---**
Um... Well...
**[06:10] ---**
Ruka-kun practices sword swings daily!
**[06:14] ---**
Yes. I promised Oka... I mean, Kyouma-san.
**[06:19] ---**
When the Magic Blade Samidare
acknowledges you as a suitable wielder,
**[06:24] ---**
it will display its true power.
**[06:26] ---**
Do not forget that.
**[06:27] ---**
Yes!
**[06:27] ---**
You got such a deal on it
at the weapons store. Only 980 yen!
**[06:33] ---**
Then show me the results of your training.
**[06:37] ---**
Can you attempt an exorcism?
**[06:38] ---**
I-I suppose... But...
**[06:42] ---**
If you need a real exorcism,
you should talk to my father...
**[06:47] ---**
An evil spirit has possessed my right hand!
**[06:51] ---**
Hurry and do the exorcism,
before the power overtakes my entire body!
**[06:54] ---**
R-Right!
**[06:56] ---**
That's a different hand than last time.
**[06:59] ---**
The evil spirit possessed
this one today, okay?
**[07:01] ---**
*Urushibara Ruka.*
**[07:04] ---**
*The mannerisms and voice of a woman...*
**[07:07] ---**
*No... More feminine than any woman.*
**[07:11] ---**
*But he's a guy.*
**[07:13] ---**
*Taller than Mayuri, but so very thin...*
**[07:17] ---**
*But he's a guy.*
**[07:19] ---**
*Looks great in a priestess outfit...*
**[07:22] ---**
*But he's a guy.*
**[07:24] ---**
*It's already twilight.*
**[07:26] ---**
*And yet, it's so hot.*
**[07:28] ---**
*The cicadas are crying.*
**[07:30] ---**
*But...*
**[07:33] ---**
*He's a guy.*
**[07:34] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[07:39] ---**
Ruka-kun's so great,
able to do those exorcisms!
**[07:42] ---**
He's a shrine family's son, yes.
**[07:48] ---**
Sorry.
***SIGN*** Restricted Area Akihabara Police
**[07:54] ---**
It's off-limits?
**[07:56] ---**
Yeah, this leads behind the Radio Building.
**[08:00] ---**
The Radio Building...
**[08:11] ---**
Give me those.
**[08:13] ---**
You've got work soon, right?
**[08:18] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:24] ---**
I'm working late tonight,
so I'm just going home afterward.
**[08:28] ---**
Mayuri...
**[08:30] ---**
You really didn't hear a scream, did you?
**[08:34] ---**
A scream? When?
**[08:36] ---**
Today, at the Radio Building.
**[08:39] ---**
I don't think I did.
**[08:42] ---**
I see...
**[08:44] ---**
All right.
**[08:45] ---**
Then that's fine.
**[08:47] ---**
Oh, Okarin...
**[08:50] ---**
So no one remembers...
**[08:54] ---**
Not Mayuri. Not Daru. Not Makise Kurisu.
***SIGN*** Open
***SIGN*** Closed
**[09:02] ---**
You're closing up early today, Mr. Braun!
**[09:05] ---**
I told you not to call me that.
**[09:08] ---**
I'm interviewing a part-timer today.
**[09:11] ---**
A part-timer?
**[09:12] ---**
At a dreary shop with no customers,
**[09:15] ---**
run by an over-muscled old guy?
**[09:17] ---**
You know...
**[09:20] ---**
'Sup!
**[09:26] ---**
I heard that's the popular way to say hi now.
**[09:30] ---**
This can't possibly be your part-timer...
**[09:32] ---**
Is that a problem?
**[09:33] ---**
Your name?
**[09:34] ---**
Amane Suzuha.
**[09:35] ---**
Age?
**[09:35] ---**
Eighteen.
**[09:36] ---**
Reason for working here?
**[09:37] ---**
I love CRT TVs!
**[09:38] ---**
You're hired!
**[09:39] ---**
Is this a comedy routine?
**[09:41] ---**
Some kind of joke?
**[09:42] ---**
Who are you?
**[09:43] ---**
His name's Okabe.
**[09:44] ---**
He's an idiot who rents a room upstairs.
**[09:47] ---**
It's not Okabe! It's Hououin—
**[09:49] ---**
Shut up! I'll double your rent.
**[09:51] ---**
I'm Okabe Rintarou.
**[09:52] ---**
Hi!
**[09:53] ---**
Say, what's in those bags?
**[09:55] ---**
Special Intelligence Corn
that was donated to the lab.
**[09:58] ---**
If you want some, you must
adequately compensate—
**[10:00] ---**
Corn?
**[10:01] ---**
With the little bumps?
**[10:03] ---**
So this is how it looks fresh.
**[10:05] ---**
You didn't know?
**[10:06] ---**
Can I see—
**[10:08] ---**
The Organization has targeted many people
**[10:11] ---**
because they came into contact with me.
**[10:13] ---**
Sara, Claudia, Simona...
**[10:17] ---**
I see.
**[10:18] ---**
If you want, we could talk about it.
**[10:20] ---**
Don't take him seriously.
He's just making that up.
**[10:25] ---**
Think that if you like.
**[10:27] ---**
Someday, the entire world
will bow at my feet.
**[10:34] ---**
So, that's what's popular these days...
***SIGN*** Unknown satellite crashes near Akihabara Station, around 12:00...
**[10:53] ---**
Crashed around 12:00...
**[10:57] ---**
So Mayuri and Daru were right.
**[11:08] ---**
The conference was canceled?
***SIGN*** Doctor Nakabachi Press Conference
**[11:11] ---**
Makise Kurisu stabbed...
**[11:17] ---**
Was that some kind of hallucination?
**[11:27] ---**
@channel
**[11:34] ---**
John Titor?
**[11:36] [Messenger] ---**
A time traveler's here! LOLOLOL
**[11:42] ---**
SERN maintains an exclusive monopoly
on time machines.
**[11:46] ---**
Neither civilians nor corporations
may acquire one.
**[11:50] ---**
They've used the time machine
for their sole benefit,
**[11:53] ---**
to bring about dystopia.
**[11:56] ---**
I've come here to change the future.
**[12:00] ---**
To destroy SERN's dystopia,
and to set the world free again.
**[12:05] ---**
Then you claim SERN = Dictators?
**[12:09] ---**
You mean the so-called
Grandfather Paradox, right?
**[12:11] [Messenger] ---**
257 Name: Nameless Prophet-san [sage]
All I can think of is the European Laboratory for Particle Physics.
**[12:12] ---**
There's no such thing.
**[12:12] [Messenger] ---**
451 Name: Nameless Prophet-san [sage]
If you time travel, can you meet yourself in the past?
**[12:13] ---**
It's possible to meet yourself in the past.
**[12:16] ---**
If you do, you simply move world lines.
**[12:18] [Messenger] ---**
What's a world line?
Inb4 parallel worlds.
**[12:20] ---**
Let me start by saying
**[12:21] ---**
that time isn't a single line,
moving from past to future.
**[12:25] ---**
It's comprised of infinite parallel lines,
like rivers, called "world lines."
**[12:31] ---**
For example, let's say a serial killer
were going to murder you today.
**[12:35] ---**
If I came from the future and prevented it,
**[12:38] ---**
the world would diverge into two:
**[12:40] ---**
a world in which you survived,
and a world in which you died.
**[12:49] ---**
So, this Titor is Japanese, huh?
**[12:51] ---**
A self-proclaimed time traveler,
**[12:53] ---**
who appeared on the American internet,
in the year 2000.
**[12:57] ---**
He claimed he'd come from the year 2036,
to save the future.
**[13:03] ---**
He then became famous on the internet,
with several books published about him.
**[13:07] ---**
I didn't think I'd see some idiot
pretending to be Titor now.
**[13:11] [Messenger] ---**
618 Name: Nameless Prophet-san [sage]
Pretending to be? Huh?
**[13:13] ---**
Then click this link and go read up on Titor!
**[13:18] ---**
Daru must've deleted the link on Titor...
**[13:24] [Messenger] ---**
John Titor About 12 Results
**[13:26] ---**
Twelve?
**[13:27] ---**
Impossible.
**[13:28] ---**
Sure, it was ten years ago, but it was huge!
**[13:33] ---**
It can't be!
**[13:34] [Messenger] ---**
John Titor About 56 results
**[13:36] ---**
They're not here!
**[13:37] ---**
They're not here! They're not here!
**[13:39] ---**
I had a collection of books on him right here.
**[13:41] ---**
Damn it!
**[13:48] ---**
Hello?
**[13:49] ---**
Daru?
**[13:49] ---**
What is it?
**[13:51] ---**
I'm with Feyris-tan...
**[13:52] ---**
What happened to the books?
**[13:53] ---**
The books?
**[13:54] ---**
The books on John Titor.
**[13:57] ---**
I had a bunch of them
on the bookshelf, right?
**[13:59] ---**
Where'd they go?
**[14:00] ---**
Wait, Okarin?
**[14:01] ---**
What?
**[14:03] ---**
Who's John Titor?
**[14:10] ---**
I stayed up most of the night
looking into John Titor.
**[14:14] ---**
I found every bit of information
I could on the internet.
**[14:18] ---**
But...
**[14:21] ---**
I want an answer from Titor.
**[14:22] ---**
About ten years ago...
In other words, the year 2000.
**[14:26] ---**
It's interesting that you should ask that.
**[14:29] ---**
But unfortunately,
I've never been to the year 2000.
**[14:33] ---**
Nor do I intend to go.
**[14:49] ---**
Hey! Wait!
**[14:51] ---**
You there! You! You!
**[14:55] ---**
You took my picture, didn't you?
**[14:56] ---**
You should delete it! For your own sake!
**[15:02] ---**
I apologize
**[15:03] ---**
if I've made you unhappy.
**[15:07] ---**
What were you taking pictures of?
**[15:09] ---**
Proof.
**[15:12] ---**
Of where I walked today...
Of what I saw.
**[15:23] ---**
I want to ask you about something.
**[15:26] ---**
This.
**[15:29] ---**
That's a really old PC.
**[15:31] ---**
Do you recognize it?
**[15:32] ---**
No.
**[15:33] ---**
Do you know anyone who might?
**[15:35] ---**
Daru, maybe...
**[15:37] ---**
Who is that?
**[15:38] ---**
Nothing to do with you.
**[15:40] ---**
Delete that photo.
**[15:44] ---**
Tell me...
**[15:45] ---**
The e-mail...
**[15:46] ---**
For that person.
**[15:48] ---**
No!
**[15:52] ---**
Are you trying to threaten me?
**[15:55] ---**
If you tell me,
**[15:56] ---**
I'll delete it.
**[16:02] ---**
Very well.
**[16:03] ---**
But I won't sell out my friends!
**[16:06] ---**
I'll give you my own address.
**[16:10] ---**
What's your name?
**[16:11] ---**
It says "Hououin Kyouma" right there!
**[16:14] [Messenger] ---**
Oubouin Kyouma
**[16:19] ---**
Give me that.
**[16:27] ---**
Send me a blank mail.
**[16:28] ---**
I'll just send something back.
**[16:33] ---**
Welcome back, Master!
**[16:37] ---**
It's Okarin!
**[16:38] ---**
Welcome, Okarin!
**[16:42] ---**
Yo, Mayuri.
**[16:44] ---**
When I'm working, it's Mayushii Nyan Nyan!
**[16:48] ---**
Come to think of it,
"Okarin" kinda sounds like "Welcome."
**[16:52] ---**
Where's Daru?
**[16:53] ---**
He's in the back.
**[16:56] ---**
Kyouma!
**[16:57] ---**
I've missed you.
**[16:59] ---**
What happened to your promise
to visit every three days?
**[17:02] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[17:03] ---**
The Organization's sabotage
has been just awful...
**[17:05] ---**
The Organization's gone that far?
**[17:07] ---**
Then you'll hold another secret meeting
today on defeating them?
**[17:10] ---**
That's right.
**[17:11] ---**
Give me the usual Stealth Field.
**[17:13] ---**
On it!
**[17:14] ---**
I wish you'd let me join!
**[17:15] ---**
No!
**[17:16] ---**
The Organization is far
too vast for you to handle!
**[17:19] ---**
But I've got my forbidden special move...
**[17:22] ---**
What?
**[17:23] ---**
You finally mastered it?
**[17:26] ---**
That's right.
**[17:27] ---**
After months of harsh training
in the Guiana Highlands,
**[17:30] ---**
and having overcome
my master's death, at last I...
**[17:33] ---**
I mastered it!
**[17:36] ---**
I'll never forgive you. Ever.
**[17:41] ---**
So about what I said in my mail...
**[17:43] ---**
I believe talking to a winner
makes me a loser.
**[17:47] ---**
Don't worry.
**[17:49] ---**
I've no interest in that girl and her lies.
**[17:51] ---**
Is this today's "You're the last one
I want to hear that from" thread?
**[17:54] ---**
Shut up, cheater!
**[17:57] ---**
Your 2D wives are crying.
**[17:58] ---**
Feyris-tan is special!
**[17:59] ---**
She may be 3D, but she has a 2D soul!
**[18:02] ---**
Anyway, look at this.
**[18:04] ---**
This picture.
**[18:07] ---**
That's an IBN 5100, right?
**[18:10] ---**
IBN?
**[18:11] ---**
A legendary retro-PC.
**[18:14] ---**
It was about a month ago...
**[18:16] ---**
I heard a rumor one was
somewhere in Akihabara.
**[18:19] ---**
She must've heard that.
**[18:20] ---**
What happened?
**[18:21] ---**
No one ever found it.
**[18:23] ---**
Even the famous "Lightning-Speed
Night Heart" tried to find it and failed.
**[18:26] ---**
Meaning it probably never existed
in the first place, is my final answer.
**[18:30] ---**
It's that valuable?
**[18:32] ---**
It was sold over thirty years ago.
**[18:35] ---**
At the time, no one bought PCs.
They were too expensive.
**[18:39] ---**
That's how stuff ends up incredibly rare.
**[18:45] ---**
That girl...
**[18:47] ---**
I sent that mail...
**[18:49] ---**
I'm Kiryuu Moeka...
**[18:50] [Messenger] ---**
Date/Time:
Sender: The Lightning Shiatsu-ist
Subject: I'm waiting
Hououin-san, I sent that mail!
I'm Kiryuu Moeka!
Age 20! No real job!
I can mail you, right?
I'm sending it,
whether you like it or not!
Moeka
**[18:52] ---**
Age 20... No real job...
I'm sending it, whether you like it or not...
**[18:57] ---**
This is the same girl I just talked to?
**[19:00] ---**
What's wrong?
**[19:01] ---**
Be glad I didn't sell you out.
**[19:05] ---**
It's a rare and valuable PC,
**[19:06] ---**
but there's a good chance
it's not in Akihabara.
**[19:09] ---**
El Psy Congroo.
**[19:12] ---**
Master!
**[19:14] ---**
Here you go nyan-nyan!
**[19:16] ---**
It's my "The World's In Danger" omelet!
***SIGN*** The World's In Danger!!
**[19:20] ---**
Yummy...
**[19:21] ---**
Calm down.
***SIGN*** The World's In Danger!!
**[19:30] ---**
Analysis at the university laboratory
**[19:30] ---**
Toyko Denki University
**[19:33] ---**
reveals that the gel-banas
**[19:35] ---**
have been torn apart on a molecular level.
**[19:38] ---**
So they turned into
something that wasn't a banana.
**[19:42] ---**
Isn't that bad?
**[19:44] ---**
What's going on?
**[19:46] ---**
Right now, the one thing
that comes to mind
**[19:48] ---**
is the EM wave effect from the
Phone Microwave (name subject to change).
**[19:52] ---**
Why think that?
**[19:53] ---**
My intuition as a mad scientist.
**[19:55] ---**
So, no reason.
**[19:57] ---**
Okay, it's all set.
**[19:59] ---**
Then let's use this.
***SIGN*** Property of Mayushii
**[20:02] ---**
Aren't these Mayushii's?
**[20:05] ---**
Don't worry.
**[20:06] ---**
I bought them with research funds
Mayuri donated to the lab.
**[20:10] ---**
Doesn't that make them hers—
**[20:11] ---**
Now, let's toss the whole thing in
and see what happens.
**[20:14] ---**
Wouldn't one work? Hurr.
**[20:20] ---**
Can we really learn the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change)'s true power
**[20:23] ---**
that way?
**[20:24] ---**
That (name subject to change)
is annoying. We should take it off.
**[20:34] ---**
We can't change the world's ruling structure
**[20:36] ---**
if we're stingy with experiment funding!
**[20:39] ---**
You're the only one who wants to, you know?
**[20:42] ---**
Really?
**[20:43] ---**
Yeah, of course.
**[20:46] ---**
Okay, done.
**[20:51] ---**
What's wrong?
**[20:52] ---**
It's gone...
**[20:53] ---**
The banana's gone!
**[20:55] ---**
Impossible!
**[20:59] ---**
It's me.
**[21:01] ---**
Emergency order 666.
**[21:02] ---**
Initiate the cool-off!
**[21:04] ---**
Government approval?
**[21:06] ---**
No time for that!
**[21:08] ---**
Talking to yourself... Fail!
**[21:09] ---**
Shut up!
**[21:10] ---**
Where'd you hide it?
**[21:11] ---**
What? You're the one who hid it, Okarin.
**[21:15] ---**
I see... I get it!
**[21:17] ---**
This must be some kind
of teleporter microwave!
**[21:20] ---**
Wh-What?
**[21:22] ---**
That's crazy.
**[21:24] ---**
Then how do you explain this?
**[21:26] ---**
We took the banana from the bunch,
put it in the microwave, and...
**[21:38] ---**
Gel-bana...
**[21:41] ---**
But it's completely connected
to the rest of the bunch...
**[21:45] ---**
We definitely removed one before, right?
**[21:48] ---**
I think so...
**[21:50] ---**
It's really a teleporter?
**[21:53] ---**
Is that what it is?
**[21:55] ---**
You're doing an interesting experiment,
Okabe Rintarou.
**[21:59] ---**
No, Hououin Kyouma-san, wasn't it?
**[22:05] ---**
Makise Kurisu?
# E3 - Parallel World Paranoia
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6X0XGW3Y/parallel-process-paranoia)
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**[00:00] ---**
Makise Kurisu!
**[00:04] ---**
I did knock, for what it's worth.
**[00:06] ---**
How did you find this place?
**[00:08] ---**
I asked Hashida-san.
**[00:10] ---**
He called it a "laboratory,"
**[00:12] ---**
so I was expecting something
more than this...
**[00:14] ---**
Daru, did you betray me?
**[00:17] ---**
You were deceived by this
three-dimensional woman's wiles...
**[00:20] ---**
I'll never forgive you! Ever!
**[00:24] ---**
You... You...
**[00:25] ---**
Bitch!
**[00:27] ---**
Can you do anything about him?
**[00:29] ---**
Just think of him as confused by events.
**[00:31] ---**
This is an emergency.
**[00:33] ---**
The Organization finally
sent an agent to the lab!
**[00:37] ---**
What?
**[00:38] ---**
Then this, too, is the choice of Steins Gate?
**[00:40] ---**
Steins Gate?
**[00:42] ---**
Something Okarin made up.
**[00:44] ---**
It doesn't really mean anything.
**[00:45] ---**
I'm sure.
**[00:47] ---**
He's mixing up his German and English.
**[00:50] ---**
Take your shoes off!
**[00:52] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[00:54] ---**
I've been in America too long.
**[00:58] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[01:00] ---**
I'm Makise Kurisu.
**[01:04] ---**
You can't even shake hands?
**[01:05] ---**
Japanese men don't know
how to do anything.
**[01:12] ---**
You're freaking out too much.
**[01:15] ---**
It's because I can feel murderous intent
seeping from your every pore.
**[01:18] ---**
Is this what they call the "martial arts"?
**[01:23] ---**
Where are you going?
**[01:24] ---**
Honestly, I came here to see if your claim
that I was stabbed was real
**[01:29] ---**
or just an excuse for sexual harassment.
**[01:31] ---**
But this is more important.
**[03:22] ---**
There's no damage to the connecting area.
**[03:24] ---**
It's not some kind of trick.
**[03:26] ---**
She may attempt to set
some kind of explosive.
**[03:29] ---**
Don't look away from her for a second.
**[03:30] ---**
No, she won't.
**[03:32] ---**
Got any tweezers?
**[03:33] ---**
No!
**[03:33] ---**
I see.
**[03:35] ---**
It's mushy inside.
**[03:37] ---**
It tastes...
**[03:39] ---**
Nothing.
**[03:40] ---**
Ew!
**[03:40] ---**
You zombie!
**[03:42] ---**
If you're hungry, say so.
**[03:44] ---**
I'll give you a banana.
**[03:45] ---**
I'm fine.
**[03:46] ---**
Who'd eat a pervert's banana anyway?
**[03:49] ---**
Pervert?
**[03:50] ---**
You poked at me,
trying to touch me, out of nowhere.
**[03:53] ---**
Miss Makise? Miss Makise?
**[03:55] ---**
Yes?
**[03:55] ---**
Can you say,
"Who'd eat a pervert's banana anyway?"
**[03:59] ---**
once more, you think?
**[04:01] ---**
If possible, with an upset expression.
**[04:03] ---**
Upset.
**[04:04] ---**
Yes.
**[04:06] ---**
Why the blushing?
**[04:08] ---**
Did you imagine something?
**[04:09] ---**
Say it, girl genius.
**[04:12] ---**
Let's hear what the genius thought!
**[04:17] ---**
It looks like you're both perverts.
**[04:20] ---**
Oh, my...
**[04:21] ---**
It's not a compliment.
**[04:22] ---**
I would say the person with the
perverted imagination is the pervert.
**[04:25] ---**
You're a perverted girl genius!
**[04:27] ---**
Who's a pervert?
**[04:29] ---**
Okay...
**[04:30] ---**
To be honest, we're at the point where
**[04:32] ---**
I could sue you for sexual harassment
this minute, but I'll forget it for now.
**[04:35] ---**
For now?
**[04:36] ---**
So tell me the details.
**[04:38] ---**
This banana has something to do
with that microwave, right?
**[04:41] ---**
It's top-secret!
**[04:43] ---**
Future Gadget #8, the Phone Microwave,
**[04:46] ---**
is my lab's secret weapon.
**[04:50] ---**
But Miss Makise might be able to explain
how this weird thing works.
**[04:55] ---**
But...
**[04:56] ---**
You need to understand, we'll never
figure this out on our own.
**[05:00] ---**
But this is the Future Gadget Lab's...
**[05:08] ---**
You!
**[05:09] ---**
Christina, you said?
**[05:11] ---**
No, I never said that.
**[05:12] ---**
I'll tell you the secrets of the Phone Microwave,
**[05:14] ---**
but on two conditions!
**[05:16] ---**
One, you must become a
Future Gadget Lab member.
**[05:22] ---**
You want me to join your lab?
**[05:27] ---**
But I'm returning to America in August...
**[05:31] ---**
It can be just until then.
**[05:33] ---**
And one more.
**[05:34] ---**
There's more?
**[05:35] ---**
Forget about any
sexual harassment I've done.
**[05:41] ---**
That's it.
**[05:42] ---**
Okarin, you're a small person.
**[05:43] ---**
A very small person.
**[05:46] ---**
And I love that. Love it!
**[05:48] ---**
Shut up!
**[05:49] ---**
Well?
**[05:50] ---**
I think the conditions are very favorable...
**[05:52] ---**
Favorable to you.
**[05:54] ---**
Jeez...
**[05:55] ---**
You're making my brain put out
too much noradrenaline.
**[05:57] ---**
What will you do, Christina?
**[05:59] ---**
There's no "-tina!"
**[06:01] ---**
Sorry, "The Zombie."
**[06:03] ---**
Say it right, Hououin Pervert-Kyouma!
**[06:06] ---**
What?
**[06:07] ---**
Pervert Girl Genius!
**[06:09] ---**
Perverts glaring at each other... Win!
**[06:12] ---**
Shut up, pervert!
**[06:13] ---**
Oh, fine.
**[06:15] ---**
All right.
**[06:16] ---**
I accept.
**[06:17] ---**
So no more "Pervert."
**[06:19] ---**
I'll stop calling you one, too.
**[06:21] ---**
Very well.
**[06:23] ---**
Then from now on, you're Lab Member 004!
**[06:26] ---**
Christina!
**[06:29] ---**
No "-tina," either!
**[06:30] ---**
Juicy Kara-age #1... Wow!
**[06:34] ---**
I'm back!
**[06:34] ---**
You think it's a teleporter?
**[06:36] ---**
It's dangerous to jump to conclusions.
**[06:38] ---**
Then what do you think it is?
**[06:40] ---**
If nothing else,
**[06:41] ---**
it didn't teleport the Juicy Kara-age
or the banana bunch.
**[06:42] ---**
One, two, three, four...
**[06:45] ---**
A guest?
**[06:49] ---**
Hello there.
**[06:50] ---**
I'm Makise Kurisu.
**[06:52] ---**
I'm sorry to just show up, out of the blue.
**[06:54] ---**
Shiina Mayuri.
**[06:56] ---**
It looks like I'm a lab member now, too.
**[06:59] ---**
A lab member?
**[07:01] ---**
Yes...
**[07:02] ---**
A girl lab member!
**[07:05] ---**
Is it that rare?
**[07:08] ---**
Yes! Yes! Yes!
**[07:10] ---**
You're the first girl lab member
after Mayushii!
**[07:13] ---**
I see.
**[07:15] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[07:16] ---**
Yes, nice to meet you.
**[07:18] ---**
What?
**[07:19] ---**
What happened?
**[07:20] ---**
There was some electrical release.
**[07:22] ---**
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
**[07:25] ---**
Give me the details.
**[07:26] ---**
Um... Well...
**[07:29] ---**
Some kind of lightning came
from the microwave.
**[07:31] ---**
When?
**[07:32] ---**
Yesterday, around noon.
**[07:35] ---**
You saw the thing about
the satellite crash and ran out,
**[07:39] ---**
and I connected my phone to it.
**[07:45] ---**
Then, when I sent that message,
**[07:47] ---**
your phone was hooked up to the
Phone Microwave?
**[07:51] ---**
The one about Miss Makise being stabbed?
**[07:54] ---**
That was a week ago, wasn't it?
**[07:56] ---**
No, that was yesterday!
**[08:00] ---**
Where is it? Where is it?
**[08:02] ---**
Why isn't it here?!
**[08:03] ---**
When this happened,
what was the microwave doing?
**[08:06] ---**
I was doing a systems test...
**[08:08] ---**
So I think it was during
the reverse spinning testing.
**[08:10] ---**
We should try to recreate this.
**[08:12] ---**
Mayuri, bring me the Juicy Kara-age #1!
**[08:16] ---**
Okay!
**[08:16] ---**
You want some, everyone?
**[08:18] ---**
I can give each of you one.
**[08:20] ---**
Do we need to put something in there?
**[08:22] ---**
I want to see
**[08:23] ---**
what happens to its contents
when it revolves backwards.
**[08:26] ---**
Daru.
**[08:30] ---**
Assistant, send a message to my phone.
**[08:33] ---**
Since when am I your assistant?
**[08:35] ---**
And I don't know your address.
**[08:38] ---**
Useless assistant.
**[08:40] ---**
Daru, your phone's fine.
**[08:42] ---**
What should the subject be?
**[08:43] ---**
Let me see.
**[08:44] ---**
"Christina is a pervert."
**[08:46] ---**
I told you that's off-limits.
**[08:48] ---**
Then we'll split the difference
and go with "Okarin is a pervert"...
**[08:52] ---**
What?
**[08:53] ---**
Hashida-san, good job!
**[08:55] ---**
Okay, sending.
**[08:58] ---**
Now we wait for the message
to arrive at the phone...
**[09:00] ---**
I bet it's ready now!
**[09:03] ---**
Wait!
**[09:17] ---**
Are you okay?
**[09:18] ---**
Yeah...
**[09:21] ---**
Gotta turn on the fan!
**[09:27] ---**
What is this?
**[09:29] ---**
The EM waves maybe?
**[09:31] ---**
Don't be stupid.
**[09:33] ---**
A microwave's EM waves
couldn't split a desk so quickly.
**[09:38] ---**
They're all black!
**[09:40] ---**
And I just bought them, too!
**[09:42] ---**
What do we do about the hole in the floor?
**[09:44] ---**
If Mr. Braun finds that,
we're in serious trouble.
**[09:53] ---**
Well?
**[09:54] ---**
It's here.
**[09:55] ---**
7/24, 17:30.
**[09:59] ---**
*It went back to the past...*
**[10:05] ---**
Did you find something?
**[10:06] ---**
Yes. It's all coming together!
**[10:08] ---**
I can see it...
**[10:09] ---**
The one answer this all points to!
**[10:12] ---**
Really?
**[10:14] ---**
The banana, split off from
the bunch, returned to it!
**[10:17] ---**
The message traveled five days into the past.
**[10:19] ---**
No way. You can't mean...
**[10:22] ---**
That's right!
**[10:23] ---**
The Phone Microwave
is...
**[10:30] ---**
...a time machine!
**[10:44] ---**
Thirteen messages?
**[10:48] ---**
The lightning...
**[10:51] ---**
Oh, right.
**[10:52] ---**
I dubbed her the "Shining Finger."
**[10:55] ---**
But this many?
**[10:58] ---**
"Message me now."
**[10:59] ---**
"Are you asleep?"
**[11:01] ---**
"How long are you going to sleep?"
**[11:03] ---**
Daru?
**[11:08] ---**
Wanna go for a walk?
**[11:11] ---**
What's wrong?
**[11:12] ---**
Damage is pretty bad.
**[11:14] ---**
I worked all night,
with nothing to show for it.
**[11:16] ---**
I regret trying.
**[11:19] ---**
Why aren't they turning
into gel-banas anymore?
**[11:24] ---**
Hell if I know.
**[11:26] ---**
That was the only time
we were able to send a message.
**[11:28] ---**
Shouldn't we call Miss Makise back?
**[11:32] ---**
You know that's not happening.
**[11:34] ---**
No way.
**[11:35] ---**
A time machine?
**[11:40] ---**
She never came back.
**[11:42] ---**
What was that?
**[11:45] ---**
What is this?
**[11:46] ---**
The LHC.
**[11:50] ---**
The Large Hadron Collider,
**[11:51] ---**
SERN's particle accelerator.
**[11:54] ---**
Makes you feel better, just looking at it...
**[12:00] ---**
*SERN maintains an exclusive monopoly
on time machines.*
**[12:06] ---**
John Titor...
**[12:09] ---**
Oh, the one you were talking about.
**[12:12] ---**
@channel can't get enough of the guy.
**[12:14] ---**
What is SERN?
**[12:16] ---**
Titor was saying that they finish
a time machine by 2034!
**[12:21] ---**
I have no idea what you're talking about...
**[12:23] ---**
Just tell me!
**[12:24] ---**
What is SERN?
**[12:25] ---**
Calm down.
**[12:27] ---**
It's the acronym for the European Organization
in Nuclear Research and Particle Physics.
**[12:31] ---**
Its HQ is just outside Geneva.
**[12:33] ---**
Like the name suggests,
its main work is in particle physics.
**[12:37] ---**
And it has some of the world's best facilities for it:
**[12:40] ---**
The Low Energy Antiproton Ring.
**[12:42] ---**
The Proton Synchrotron Booster.
**[12:44] ---**
The Large Electron–Positron Collider...
**[12:46] ---**
And the last boss,
**[12:48] ---**
the world's biggest particle accelerator,
**[12:51] ---**
Large Hadron Collider-tan!
**[12:55] ---**
There were rumors that the LHC
could generate a mini-black hole.
**[13:05] ---**
A black hole...
**[13:06] ---**
Daru.
**[13:07] ---**
'Sup?
**[13:09] ---**
Didn't one proposed time travel method
**[13:13] ---**
use a mini-black hole?
**[13:16] ---**
Yeah, it did.
**[13:18] ---**
But you heard Miss Makise's lecture, right?
**[13:21] ---**
She said creating a
black hole was impossible.
**[13:25] ---**
But if the LHC exists,
**[13:27] ---**
then it's possible...
**[13:28] ---**
It is!
**[13:29] ---**
No, it isn't.
**[13:30] ---**
SERN's publicly denied it.
**[13:32] ---**
But they say that
where there's smoke, there's fire.
**[13:36] ---**
It's me.
***SIGN*** No Cell Phones
**[13:38] ---**
That's right. I know.
**[13:40] ---**
El Psy Congroo.
**[13:42] ---**
Who, exactly, are you fighting?
**[13:45] ---**
There's only one thing for us to do now.
**[13:48] ---**
Go see Feyris-tan!
**[13:50] ---**
No!
**[13:51] ---**
You're a super haker, right?
**[13:53] ---**
You should smile knowingly!
**[13:55] ---**
It's "hacker," not "haker," okay?
**[13:57] ---**
You understand the rest?
**[13:58] ---**
Not a bit.
**[14:02] ---**
Hack into SERN.
**[14:05] ---**
That's it.
**[14:06] ---**
Okarin... This is a joke, right?
**[14:09] ---**
You need to find out what
evil they're up to
**[14:11] ---**
and get a hint about the time machine.
**[14:14] ---**
Whether we make the Phone Microwave
into a real time machine
**[14:18] ---**
or let it rest forever in the lab storeroom,
is up to your skills.
**[14:22] ---**
Don't blame me for the outcome!
**[14:24] ---**
Two orders of gyuudon.
**[14:26] ---**
800 yen, total.
**[14:27] ---**
Okarin!
**[14:32] ---**
Slacking off again?
**[14:34] ---**
Yeah, the shop's boring.
**[14:37] ---**
Nothing to do.
**[14:38] ---**
You're more of a bicycle shop now.
**[14:41] ---**
Anyway, what are you doing
on the second floor?
**[14:45] ---**
Future Gadget Lab, right?
**[14:48] ---**
Where did you learn that name?
***SIGN*** Future Gadget Lab
**[14:53] ---**
If you know that much, then fine.
**[14:56] ---**
We're fighting against an organization
**[14:58] ---**
that rules the world from the shadows.
**[15:01] ---**
Just now, we're hacking into that organization.
**[15:06] ---**
So, is SERN that organization?
**[15:10] ---**
How did you know?
**[15:11] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[15:12] ---**
Actually, I overheard you guys.
**[15:16] ---**
I said I was bored.
**[15:17] ---**
So, accidentally...
**[15:18] ---**
You were spying on us?
**[15:20] ---**
I can hear you.
**[15:23] ---**
But don't worry.
**[15:24] ---**
I'm good at keeping my mouth shut.
**[15:29] ---**
Again?
**[15:30] ---**
What? A message that someone died?
**[15:32] ---**
Someone died?
**[15:33] ---**
N-No... I was just kidding.
**[15:36] ---**
This girl's obsessed with some old PC
**[15:39] ---**
called an IBN 5100.
**[15:41] ---**
An IBN?
**[15:42] ---**
You know it?
**[15:45] ---**
Um... Yeah.
**[15:47] ---**
You heard that, too?
**[15:49] ---**
No, I saw it on the internet.
**[15:52] ---**
You know, that guy who claimed
to be a time traveler?
**[15:55] ---**
John Titor, was it?
**[15:57] ---**
Titor?
**[15:58] ---**
It was on @channel.
**[16:01] ---**
The IBN 5100 was created before BASIC.
**[16:06] ---**
So it can read IBN's proprietary
programming languages or something...
**[16:10] ---**
Really?!
**[16:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:12] ---**
Come to think of it, the Titor
who appeared in 2000 also...
**[16:20] ---**
You all seem to have fixed ideas
about the nature of time.
**[16:22] [Messenger] ---**
031 Name: Nameless Prophet-san [sage]
John Titor took a dump, and now the universe is doomed...
**[16:26] [Messenger] ---**
032 Name: Chestnut Rice and Kamehameha [sage]
This is getting more disappointing
None of this is really concrete
I realize you're doing your best to sound realistic, but you can't fool me.
**[16:27] ---**
Time isn't a single line,
moving from past to future.
**[16:34] ---**
Let's say I go back in time and
kill someone we'll call "A."
**[16:40] ---**
This alters something called
the divergence number,
**[16:44] ---**
and the world line moves to a world without A.
**[16:50] ---**
When there's a world line move,
people's memories are altered.
**[16:54] ---**
In other words, memories of the
world line where A existed are deleted,
**[16:59] ---**
replaced with memories of a
world line where A doesn't exist.
**[17:06] ---**
I'm more interested in how SERN,
**[17:08] [Messenger] ---**
214 Name: Chestunut Rice and Kamehama [sage]
I'm more interested in how SERN,
a research organization, ends up as planetary ruler,
a question I've been asking for a while now.
**[17:09] ---**
a research organization,
ends up as planetary ruler,
**[17:13] ---**
a question I've been asking for a while now.
**[17:15] ---**
Don't believe what SERN says.
**[17:15] [Messenger] ---**
343 Name: Nameless Prophet [sage]
And this results in a dystopia?
**[17:18] ---**
They've already succeeded in
creating a mini-black hole.
**[17:19] [Messenger] ---**
357 Name: Nameless Prophet [sage]
What's a dystopia?
**[17:23] ---**
It would be easiest to describe a dystopia
as the revival of communism,
**[17:27] ---**
and the world's reversion to
18th-century living standards.
**[17:32] ---**
By 2036, SERN holds most of
the world's science and technology.
**[17:37] [Messenger] ---**
472 Name: Nameless Prophet [sage]
Guess what I had for dinner tomorrow!
**[17:38] [Messenger] ---**
473 Name:
I want to know the future!
**[17:38] ---**
And you need the IBN 5100
to change this future?
**[17:43] ---**
That's correct.
**[17:45] ---**
I need the IBN 5100's abilities
to stop their plans.
**[17:51] ---**
The John Titor who appeared in 2000
said the same thing.
**[17:51] [Messenger] ---**
558 Name: Hououin Kyouma [age]
The John Titor who appeared in 2000
said the same thing...
**[17:52] [Messenger] ---**
559 Name: Nameless Prophet [sage]
Dude, just shut up already.
**[17:56] ---**
The "me" who appeared ten years ago?
**[17:59] ---**
As I said, I've unfortunately
never been to the year 2000.
**[18:05] ---**
But it's possible you saw me
in a different world line.
**[18:10] ---**
Interesting.
**[18:11] ---**
I'd like to talk to you in detail.
**[18:15] ---**
This is my address.
**[18:15] [Messenger] ---**
In 2015, WW3 occurs.
In 2036, Earth is polluted by nuclear warfare.
I've time traveled from 2036 to get an IBN 5100.
The IBN 5100 has a hidden function.
Only a few IBN engineers know this.
**[18:17] ---**
If you contact me, I'll answer.
**[18:26] ---**
I've almost got it.
**[18:28] ---**
If I can just get the SQL table list,
figuring out the password should be easy.
**[18:33] ---**
Good morning!
**[18:35] ---**
Mayuri?
**[18:37] ---**
What brings you here so early?
**[18:39] ---**
I heard you've been up two nights in a row,
so I brought snacks.
**[18:44] ---**
Here you go.
**[18:46] ---**
Canned oden!
**[18:47] ---**
Great!
**[18:48] ---**
Bring me another sometime, Mayuri.
**[18:50] ---**
Mayushii doesn't have enough
pocket money to treat you too often.
**[18:56] ---**
I need to buy my Rai-Net sausage, also!
**[18:59] ---**
Upa again?
**[19:00] ---**
So I want you to enjoy this!
**[19:04] ---**
There's some for Daru-kun
and Kurisu-chan, too.
**[19:07] ---**
That's not it!
**[19:09] ---**
He's not listening at all.
**[19:11] ---**
I told him to rest, though.
**[19:13] ---**
His super haker's soul is burning bright!
**[19:18] ---**
Don't say "haker"!
**[19:23] ---**
But it's bad to nose around in
other people's secrets, isn't it?
**[19:26] ---**
This is to reveal SERN's plots.
**[19:29] ---**
Even so...
**[19:30] ---**
I'm sure Kurisu-chan left
because she was mad.
**[19:35] ---**
No, that had nothing to do with the hacking.
**[19:38] ---**
My assistant ran off on her own.
**[19:40] ---**
I wonder if she'll come back...
**[19:47] ---**
Huh?
**[19:48] ---**
What?
**[19:49] ---**
I'll trade a satsuma for a beef strip.
**[19:52] ---**
Then I'd rather have an uzura.
**[19:54] ---**
No.
**[19:55] ---**
I like uzura almost as much
as I like beef strips.
**[19:58] ---**
Mayushii likes uzura, too!
**[20:00] ---**
Then I'll give you a chikuwa instead.
**[20:03] ---**
I guess I like chikuwa more than satsuma.
**[20:05] ---**
Okay, then negotiations are concluded.
**[20:07] ---**
Then here's my beef strip...
**[20:10] ---**
I ate it already.
**[20:12] ---**
When did you...
**[20:15] ---**
It was good.
**[20:20] ---**
I got it!
**[20:23] ---**
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
**[20:26] ---**
Now give up, and show me everything.
**[20:29] ---**
I got it!
**[20:31] ---**
ID get!
**[20:31] ---**
You did it?
**[20:32] ---**
Mission complete!
**[20:35] ---**
Wow!
**[20:36] ---**
I don't understand, but wow.
**[20:38] ---**
Well, the hacking's done,
**[20:40] ---**
but there are limits to what I can see,
without being an admin.
**[20:44] ---**
It's like I can only see the boobs.
**[20:47] ---**
You're so naughty, Daru-kun.
**[20:48] ---**
What did you get?
**[20:49] ---**
So far, just some e-mail.
**[20:53] ---**
English?
**[20:54] ---**
Let's get Dr. Excite in here.
**[20:56] ---**
No way, that's a pain.
**[20:59] ---**
It says "Hi Paul!"
**[21:01] ---**
We don't need your acting.
**[21:03] ---**
No?
**[21:05] ---**
"The LHC is working well.
**[21:08] ---**
It's as fickle as a cat,
but for the past month,
**[21:10] ---**
it's been working surprisingly well."
**[21:13] ---**
What's he talking about?
**[21:15] ---**
Anyway, does anything here
mention a time machine?
**[21:19] ---**
The phrase "time machine" doesn't show up,
**[21:22] ---**
but in the last month, the word "Z-program"
has been used over one hundred times.
**[21:27] ---**
Let's see...
**[21:28] ---**
"Z-Program Experiment Report 137."
**[21:34] ---**
"The mini-black hole mission
has already been established,
**[21:39] ---**
so I'll skip that report."
**[21:42] ---**
Mini-black hole...
**[21:43] ---**
Looks right.
**[21:44] ---**
They publicly said that those
experiments were a failure.
**[21:48] ---**
What else does it say?
**[21:49] ---**
"Experiment result..."
**[21:54] ---**
"Human is dead,
**[21:56] ---**
mismatch."
**[21:59] ---**
Human is dead?
**[22:03] ---**
Someone...
**[22:06] ---**
...died.
# E4 - Interpreter Rendezvous
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY19MWDVR/interpreter-rendezvous)
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**[00:01] ---**
Um...
**[00:02] ---**
"Experiment Result: Human is dead,
**[00:06] ---**
mismatch."
**[00:07] ---**
Human is dead?
**[00:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:11] ---**
Someone...
**[00:14] ---**
...died?
**[00:16] ---**
I think so. Probably.
**[00:18] ---**
What does it say after that?
**[00:19] ---**
The details are in Jellyman's Report #143.
**[00:23] ---**
Jellyman's Report?
**[00:25] ---**
What's that?
**[00:26] ---**
How should I know?
**[00:28] ---**
But there's a weird database on this server.
**[00:31] ---**
What is this?
**[00:33] ---**
Some kind of program code, I think.
***SIGN*** An Introduction to Character Code Engineering
**[00:45] ---**
I don't get it! Daru-kun?
**[00:47] ---**
This doesn't make any sense!
**[00:49] ---**
Die! Damn it!
**[00:51] ---**
We should stop.
**[00:55] ---**
This is the first time I've had an
**[00:57] ---**
"I was this close to getting it!" experience.
**[00:59] ---**
Good job.
**[01:00] ---**
Take a break.
**[01:02] ---**
You don't have to tell me. I'm done.
**[01:04] ---**
Daru-kun, I've got canned oden.
**[01:06] ---**
Thanks.
**[01:07] ---**
*Program code...*
**[01:09] ---**
*The IBN 5100 was created before BASIC,*
**[01:13] ---**
*So it can read IBN's proprietary
programming languages or something...*
**[01:17] ---**
*I need the IBN 5100's abilities
to stop their plans.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'd like to talk to you in detail.*
**[01:25] ---**
*This is my address.*
**[01:28] ---**
*If you contact me, I'll answer.*
**[01:30] [Messenger] ---**
Contact: John Titor
There's something I want to ask you.
***SIGN*** Interpreter Rendezvous...
**[03:06] ---**
There's a lot here.
**[03:10] ---**
Both Daru and I have been working all night
**[03:13] ---**
and haven't been home.
**[03:15] ---**
And everything Daru wears,
**[03:16] ---**
from his T-shirts to his underwear, is XXXL.
**[03:20] ---**
It's Feyris-chan!
**[03:21] ---**
I see Okabe Rintarou!
**[03:25] ---**
'Sup!
**[03:28] ---**
I'll warn you.
**[03:29] ---**
One, my name is Hououin Kyouma.
**[03:32] ---**
Two, that greeting is dangero—
**[03:35] ---**
'Sup, Suzu-san!
**[03:36] ---**
You, too?
**[03:38] ---**
Actually, when did you two meet?
**[03:40] ---**
We're in the same building.
**[03:42] ---**
Naturally, we'd at least
know each other's face.
**[03:43] ---**
Suzu-san gave me this Rai-Net card.
**[03:47] ---**
Gold!
**[03:49] ---**
Where are you going?
**[03:51] ---**
To do the laundry.
**[03:52] ---**
Okarin and Daru-kun have been
up all night, for days.
**[03:55] ---**
Part-timer!
**[03:57] ---**
If you don't do your job, I'll fire you.
**[03:59] ---**
Oh, no...
**[04:01] ---**
You, too, Okabe.
**[04:03] ---**
Keep your hands off my part-timer.
**[04:05] ---**
Don't you think you're
the one in love, Mr. Braun?
**[04:10] ---**
Say that when Nae's around. I dare you.
**[04:14] ---**
I'll seriously kill you.
**[04:15] ---**
Nae?
**[04:17] ---**
The little squirrel?
**[04:18] ---**
Don't call my daughter a squirrel!
**[04:21] ---**
How could I be in love with
a little kid like that, anyway?
**[04:25] ---**
I'm not a kid.
**[04:26] ---**
I'm a grown-up and a soldier!
**[04:28] ---**
I like that look, part-time soldier.
**[04:30] ---**
Always remember that look.
**[04:32] ---**
If you do,
**[04:33] ---**
someday, you'll be able to
change classes to a true soldier—
**[04:35] ---**
You, shut up.
**[04:37] ---**
When you talk, it—
**[04:37] ---**
I'm already a soldier!
**[04:40] ---**
Why do I get all the weirdos?
**[04:46] ---**
Bye.
**[04:48] ---**
We, too...
**[04:56] ---**
*That's a Mayuri habit.*
**[04:59] ---**
*I've taken to calling it
the "Stardust Shake Hand."*
**[05:08] ---**
I was wondering if I could reach the stars...
**[05:13] ---**
You can't even see the stars.
**[05:15] ---**
You know, even in the daytime,
the stars are still there.
**[05:25] ---**
Those were powerful EM waves.
**[05:27] ---**
A cell phone malfunction is a real possibility.
**[05:32] ---**
But I saw that banana.
**[05:34] ---**
*The Phone Microwave (name subject
to change) is a time machine!*
**[05:39] ---**
The hell it is.
**[05:48] ---**
Feyris-chan...
**[05:51] ---**
Why did this happen to you?
**[05:54] ---**
I'm closing the lid.
**[05:56] ---**
Daru is like the universe —
constantly expanding.
**[06:03] ---**
Shining Finger?
**[06:05] ---**
What is Titor doing?
**[06:07] ---**
He told me to message him.
**[06:09] [Messenger] ---**
Tell me how to reach the Super Haker!
Moeka
**[06:10] ---**
"Tell me how to reach the Super Haker..."
**[06:12] ---**
Enough, already!
**[06:14] [Messenger] ---**
You have a new message.
**[06:15] [Messenger] ---**
John Titor
Are you for real?
**[06:17] ---**
Thank you for the message.
**[06:19] ---**
Regarding the image you sent
of that program,
**[06:22] ---**
it is indeed a proprietary
programming language, developed by IBN.
**[06:26] ---**
And decoding it will require an IBN 5100.
**[06:33] ---**
Listen to me!
**[06:34] ---**
The Future Gadget Lab
**[06:36] ---**
will now initiate an emergency secret plan!
**[06:44] ---**
Okarin, what's wrong?
**[06:47] ---**
Wake up, Daru!
**[06:49] ---**
We're about to engage in battle with
**[06:52] ---**
an immense organization that controls
the world from the shadows!
**[06:57] ---**
It's SERN!
**[07:00] ---**
They're a worldwide organization,
**[07:03] ---**
obsessed with dark science,
and they're plotting a vast conspiracy!
**[07:08] ---**
The world only needs one mad scientist!
**[07:11] ---**
We must complete our quest
before they do!
**[07:15] ---**
I don't understand what you're saying.
**[07:18] ---**
First, we need an IBN 5100.
**[07:21] ---**
Then we'll decode SERN's mysterious program.
**[07:24] ---**
Get ready to depart!
**[07:25] ---**
But Mayushii has her part-time job today.
**[07:32] ---**
So I get to do it alone...
**[07:38] [Messenger] ---**
Name: Shining Finger
Subject: Sorry if I'm bothering you.
Are you mad? Sorry if I'm bothering you.
I really need the IBN 5100 information,
and right now, you're the only one I can ask...
**[07:38] ---**
It might be worth exchanging information.
**[07:48] ---**
Assistant?
**[07:50] ---**
Wait.
**[07:52] ---**
What?
**[07:52] ---**
Come with me.
**[07:54] ---**
Hey!
**[07:56] ---**
You destroyed the jacket's shoulder...
**[07:58] [Messenger] ---**
Let's both do our best
I don't have any real information.
How about you?
Moeka
**[08:00] ---**
"I don't have any real information."
**[08:02] ---**
Useless!
**[08:04] ---**
Why are you glaring at me?
**[08:06] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[08:07] ---**
It's not your fault.
**[08:10] ---**
I'd rather you didn't blame me
for your own problems.
**[08:12] ---**
Are you sulking?
**[08:14] ---**
Mayuri was worried that
you might have gotten upset.
**[08:17] ---**
You're too old to act like a little kid.
**[08:21] ---**
You're the last person
I want to hear that from.
**[08:24] ---**
Anyway, what did you
want to talk to me about?
**[08:26] ---**
It's simple.
**[08:28] ---**
Stop sulking, and come back
to the lab and work, Christina.
**[08:31] ---**
I'd like you to at least stick
to calling me one thing.
**[08:34] ---**
Listen to people when
they're talking, The Zombie!
**[08:35] ---**
Which of us isn't listening?
**[08:39] ---**
How did I get involved with this guy?
**[08:42] ---**
I want to punch myself for
giving in to my curiosity back there.
**[08:46] ---**
Again?
**[08:47] ---**
Are those messages that annoying?
**[08:49] ---**
Yes, you wouldn't believe it...
**[08:52] ---**
Is she an Organization agent, also?
**[08:55] ---**
What's the Organization?
**[08:56] ---**
The Organization is the Organization!
**[08:58] ---**
An international secret organization,
**[09:00] ---**
controlling the world from the shadows!
**[09:02] ---**
That's just a conspiracy theory,
thank you very—
**[09:05] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:06] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[09:12] ---**
Really, it's nothing.
**[09:13] ---**
Any more questions, and I'll hit you!
**[09:15] ---**
Blaming others for your own problems?
**[09:17] ---**
Come with me.
**[09:18] ---**
After we recover the laundry,
I'll give you your mission.
**[09:23] ---**
You really think I'd follow you...
**[09:26] ---**
Laundry?
**[09:29] ---**
So that's where it is.
**[09:31] ---**
There isn't one at the hotel?
**[09:33] ---**
No, it's a pretty nice hotel.
**[09:35] ---**
But it's not my style to send
everything I wear to the cleaners.
**[09:41] ---**
You found it, thanks to me.
**[09:43] ---**
You should be gratef—
**[09:45] ---**
No change?!
**[09:46] ---**
Of course not.
**[09:47] ---**
You don't think something
will happen when it spins, do you?
**[09:50] ---**
The answer lies in the components
we find most natural.
**[09:54] ---**
Who would expect that hooking
a cell phone to a microwave
**[09:57] ---**
would make a time machine—
**[09:58] ---**
It's not a time machine!
**[10:01] ---**
That was some kind of mistake!
**[10:03] ---**
Time machines only exist in science fiction.
**[10:08] ---**
I'll have no part of it.
**[10:11] ---**
Why do you try so hard
to deny what you saw?
**[10:14] ---**
I'm not...
**[10:16] ---**
Could it be some kind of past trauma?
**[10:19] ---**
Yes, it happened when she was five.
**[10:22] ---**
Christina was struck by lightning,
on the grassy plains of Arkansas...
**[10:25] ---**
No, I wasn't.
**[10:26] ---**
Then why?
**[10:27] ---**
I told you.
**[10:29] ---**
It's theoretically impossible.
**[10:31] ---**
Theories are nothing more than words.
**[10:34] ---**
Accept what you've seen.
**[10:38] ---**
I refuse.
**[10:41] ---**
Why are you being so stubborn?
**[10:42] ---**
I said I refuse!
**[10:43] ---**
I don't want...
**[10:45] ---**
to make the same mistake as my father!
**[10:50] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:51] ---**
I got emotional.
**[10:58] ---**
Don't worry.
**[11:00] ---**
I deliberately provoked you
to see what you would do—
**[11:08] ---**
Anyway, the Phone Microwave
isn't a time machine.
**[11:11] ---**
I understand.
**[11:13] ---**
I'm sorry I forced you to join the lab.
**[11:16] ---**
You don't have to come anymore.
**[11:18] ---**
But I'll tell you this...
**[11:21] ---**
No one else will ever have
the title of Lab Member 004.
**[11:25] ---**
The number will be yours forever.
**[11:28] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[11:31] ---**
What are you doing?
**[11:32] ---**
That was a great parting speech!
**[11:33] ---**
And that's what bugs me.
**[11:35] ---**
You still have your laundry, right?
**[11:37] ---**
I'll leave.
**[11:38] ---**
Bye.
**[11:40] ---**
What?
**[11:41] ---**
I'm getting you back.
**[11:42] ---**
You should reflect on your thoughtless action.
**[11:47] ---**
Right, right.
**[11:49] ---**
Bye.
**[11:49] ---**
Wait.
**[11:50] ---**
Don't grab me there!
**[11:52] ---**
Do you know anything about the IBN 5100?
**[11:55] ---**
IBN?
**[11:57] ---**
It's an old PC.
**[11:59] ---**
What are you going to use it for?
**[12:00] ---**
You want to know?
**[12:05] ---**
You do.
**[12:07] ---**
Jeez...
**[12:08] ---**
Just a bit.
**[12:12] ---**
The IBN 5100 is connected to SERN's secrets.
**[12:17] ---**
SERN is researching time travel,
**[12:21] ---**
and to decode their secret program,
**[12:23] ---**
we need the IBN 5100's special functionality.
**[12:27] ---**
Well?
**[12:28] ---**
Surprised?
**[12:30] ---**
How stupid.
**[12:31] ---**
I'm sorry I listened.
**[12:33] ---**
You... You snorted!
**[12:35] ---**
Why, you...
**[12:37] ---**
I'll show you, just you wait!
**[12:39] ---**
So just you wait! Christina!
**[12:43] ---**
There's no -tina...
**[12:46] ---**
*SERN is researching time travel.*
**[12:47] ---**
*We need the IBN 5100's special functionality.*
**[12:51] ---**
Jeez... I told her because
she said she wanted to know.
**[12:55] ---**
A PC?
**[12:56] ---**
Yeah. An old PC...
**[12:58] ---**
Like, it costs 5100 yen or something?
**[13:01] ---**
5100... Maybe...
**[13:10] ---**
Okarin!
**[13:11] ---**
Hey, hey! Mayushii heard
something amazing.
***SIGN*** No Cell Phones
**[13:15] ---**
No cell phones.
**[13:16] ---**
Feyris-chan said she's seen
the PC you're looking for.
**[13:20] ---**
No cell phones!
**[13:27] ---**
H-Hey!
**[13:29] ---**
Jeez...
**[13:32] ---**
That's not enough!
**[13:35] ---**
Feyris Nyan Nyan! Feyris Nyan Nyan!
**[13:39] ---**
Feyris Nyan Nyan! Feyris Nyan Nyan!
**[13:42] ---**
Feyris Nyan Nyan!
**[13:44] ---**
What is this?
**[13:46] ---**
Everyone!
**[13:48] ---**
It's me, Feyris-nyan!
**[13:50] ---**
We're starting the Feyris Cup daytime group!
**[13:52] ---**
All of you, do your best to beat Feyris
**[13:54] ---**
and win a special Nyan Nyan Omelet Rice!
**[14:01] ---**
Feyris Nyan Nyan! Feyris Nyan Nyan!
**[14:06] ---**
What is this?
**[14:08] ---**
Okarin!
**[14:11] ---**
Mayuri...
**[14:13] ---**
What's going on here?
Some kind of space-time distortion?
**[14:15] ---**
No, it's the Feyris Cup.
**[14:18] ---**
Feyris-chan is going to play
Rai-Net Battler with everyone.
**[14:23] ---**
Kyouma!
**[14:25] ---**
You going to participate, too?
**[14:27] ---**
Feyris can play up to ten at a time.
**[14:30] ---**
So there's still...
**[14:31] ---**
I refuse!
**[14:32] ---**
More importantly, the IBN 5100!
**[14:34] ---**
Where is it?
**[14:35] ---**
Well...
**[14:38] ---**
I'll tell you if you play.
**[14:40] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[14:42] ---**
The entire future of the planet's ruling structure depends on this!
**[14:46] ---**
Some stupid game—
**[14:47] ---**
If you won't play,
then I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave.
**[14:50] ---**
You're just a maid,
and you're having your master leave?
**[14:53] ---**
The IBN 5100...
**[14:54] ---**
I'm not listening!
**[14:58] ---**
There's no time.
**[14:59] ---**
I'm sorry, but I'll have to go all out.
**[15:03] ---**
You're really confident.
**[15:05] ---**
Okarin, can you win?
**[15:07] ---**
Feyris-tan is one of the country's best players.
**[15:09] ---**
Can I win?
**[15:11] ---**
You should be asking Feyris that.
**[15:14] ---**
I have a plan that's never failed.
**[15:17] ---**
A plan?
**[15:19] ---**
Plan Code:
**[15:21] ---**
G-B-A-C-K.
**[15:25] ---**
I call it G-Back!
**[15:29] ---**
That sounds pretty amazing!
**[15:31] ---**
This'll be fun.
**[15:33] ---**
You say that now,
**[15:36] ---**
but when this plan explodes,
you may not survive.
**[15:43] ---**
You're serious. Aren't you, Kyouma?
**[15:44] ---**
Let's make this clear:
**[15:46] ---**
If I participate, you tell me everything.
**[15:51] ---**
Understood?
**[15:52] ---**
The cat ears never lie.
**[15:55] ---**
I'll teach you...
**[15:55] ---**
...that you just can't beat some opponents!
**[16:00] ---**
I lose!
**[16:00] ---**
Fast!
**[16:01] ---**
Mayushii is disappointed.
**[16:03] ---**
What was your plan?
**[16:05] ---**
Who knows?
**[16:06] ---**
But he just kept charging me,
like he was self-destructing.
**[16:11] ---**
Jibaku?
**[16:12] ---**
G-Back... G-Back?
**[16:15] ---**
That was a horrible joke,
thank you very much.
**[16:18] ---**
However!
**[16:18] ---**
What?
**[16:19] ---**
Tell me what you know, Feyris.
**[16:19] ---**
He recovers quickly.
**[16:21] ---**
For a loser, you're arrogant.
**[16:24] ---**
I said if I participated,
you'd tell me what you know.
**[16:28] ---**
In other words, I never cared about winning.
**[16:32] ---**
Is that right?
**[16:33] ---**
I don't really remember...
**[16:35] ---**
Remember it!
**[16:36] ---**
It was my brilliant plan!
**[16:37] ---**
Brilliant or cheating, one of the two.
**[16:40] ---**
Shut up!
**[16:41] ---**
Where's the IBN 5100?
**[16:44] ---**
I don't know...
**[16:45] ---**
You don't know?
**[16:46] ---**
I'm sure when I was little,
Dad had one, but it's gone.
**[16:52] ---**
Why, you...
**[16:53] ---**
Is that the secret move
**[16:55] ---**
you mastered in the Guiana Highlands,
the Question-Dodge?
**[16:58] ---**
How did you know?
**[17:00] ---**
Way to go, Kyouma.
**[17:02] ---**
You saw through my Ignoring Shoulder.
**[17:09] ---**
Is that really it?
**[17:10] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:12] ---**
I'm pretty sure the last time I saw it
was at an Akihabara shrine.
**[17:16] ---**
Shrine?
**[17:18] ---**
"Kurisu,
**[17:19] ---**
Thank you for messaging us
all the way from Japan."
**[17:21] ---**
"About your question, I asked the professor,
**[17:25] ---**
and he said that yes, the IBN 5100
**[17:28] ---**
can analyze certain special
programming languages."
**[17:32] ---**
He was serious?
**[17:40] ---**
A computer?
**[17:42] ---**
I'll have to ask my father.
**[17:44] ---**
An IBN 5100.
**[17:46] ---**
If he doesn't know what that is,
tell him it's an old computer.
**[17:49] ---**
All right.
**[17:50] ---**
I'll ask him.
**[17:51] ---**
I'm counting on you.
**[17:52] ---**
End with the code words.
**[17:54] ---**
E-El... Psy Congri...
**[17:57] ---**
It's Congroo!
**[18:02] ---**
Hello?
**[18:03] ---**
It's Makise.
**[18:04] ---**
Makise?
**[18:06] ---**
Sorry, I don't remember any Makise's.
**[18:07] ---**
Where did we meet?
**[18:09] ---**
Paris? London?
**[18:10] ---**
Akihabara.
**[18:11] ---**
I just saw you!
**[18:13] ---**
What? It's my assistant?
**[18:15] ---**
Just say "Christina"!
**[18:17] ---**
There's no -tina!
**[18:19] ---**
You're as loud and bossy as ever.
**[18:21] ---**
Whose fault is that? Whose?
**[18:23] ---**
What do you want?
**[18:25] ---**
Where are you now?
**[18:26] ---**
Why do you care?
**[18:27] ---**
No reason.
**[18:29] ---**
I'm heading to Yanabayashi Shrine...
**[18:34] ---**
What was that?
**[18:35] ---**
Harassment?
**[18:36] ---**
Was that harassment?
**[18:38] ---**
What was that call about?
**[18:40] ---**
I just asked where you were.
**[18:42] ---**
No one called you.
**[18:44] ---**
No one called me.
**[18:48] ---**
I'm back!
**[18:50] ---**
Did you ask him?
**[18:51] ---**
Yes, he said that we have that PC here.
**[18:57] ---**
Really?
**[18:58] ---**
PC?
**[18:59] ---**
Do you mean an IBN 5100?
**[19:02] ---**
Yes.
**[19:03] ---**
Um, who is this?
**[19:05] ---**
My assistant.
**[19:06] ---**
Anyway, the IBN—
**[19:07] ---**
Wait!
**[19:08] ---**
What kind of introduction is that?
**[19:10] ---**
And I'm not your assistant!
**[19:13] ---**
I'm not here to introduce you.
**[19:16] ---**
It wouldn't even take ten seconds.
**[19:19] ---**
You're a pain, you know that?
**[19:21] ---**
Makise Kurisu, my assistant.
**[19:23] ---**
Right, right.
**[19:24] ---**
Fine, I'm your assistant.
**[19:26] ---**
So who are you?
**[19:27] ---**
U-Urushibara Ruka.
**[19:30] ---**
How old are you?
**[19:31] ---**
Seventeen this year.
**[19:33] ---**
One year younger than I am.
**[19:35] ---**
Am I?
**[19:36] ---**
You look like a grown-up, Makise-san.
**[19:39] ---**
You're pretty.
**[19:40] ---**
No... Not nearly as pretty as you.
**[19:43] ---**
Um... I'll call my dad.
**[19:47] ---**
Some things it's better not to know, huh?
**[19:49] ---**
What do you mean?
**[19:52] ---**
I never thought it would happen.
**[19:56] ---**
Wh-What do you mean?
**[19:58] ---**
Um, well, the person
who donated this told us...
**[20:03] ---**
that someday, a young man
would appear who needed it.
**[20:07] ---**
So take good care of it.
**[20:09] ---**
It was ten years ago, I think?
**[20:12] ---**
So that's it...
**[20:14] ---**
It's fate.
**[20:16] ---**
The choice of Steins Gate!
**[20:18] ---**
That again?
**[20:26] ---**
IBN 5100 Portable Computer.
**[20:30] ---**
This is it.
**[20:31] ---**
Is that right?
**[20:34] ---**
Um, could we borrow it?
**[20:36] ---**
Certainly.
**[20:38] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:39] ---**
We're carrying this back! Help me!
**[20:41] ---**
But I refuse.
**[20:42] ---**
You're my assistant, Christina!
**[20:43] ---**
I'm not your assistant,
and there's no -tina!
**[20:46] ---**
I'll get a cart.
**[20:49] ---**
We couldn't ask you for that,
after you lent this to us.
**[20:52] ---**
Hey, assistant!
**[20:53] ---**
Show some respect for others!
**[20:56] ---**
Show some respect?
**[20:58] ---**
You really just said that?
**[21:00] ---**
You guys are good friends, huh?
**[21:02] ---**
Be nice to Ruka, too.
**[21:05] ---**
Yes, please.
**[21:07] ---**
Wait just a moment.
**[21:11] ---**
You have a nice father.
**[21:13] ---**
You think so?
**[21:15] ---**
*I don't want to make
the same mistake as my father!*
**[21:21] ---**
What?
**[21:22] ---**
Nothing.
**[21:24] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[21:25] ---**
The cart is broken.
**[21:32] ---**
Why do I have to do this with you?
**[21:34] ---**
Shut up and carry it.
**[21:35] ---**
We've got a long way to go.
**[21:42] ---**
Hey...
**[21:42] ---**
What?
**[21:43] ---**
It's nothing!
**[21:45] ---**
What's with your provocations?
**[21:49] ---**
Wait!
**[21:51] ---**
If you carry it like that,
I'll have to walk backwards!
**[21:52] ---**
Start walking, assistant!
**[21:54] ---**
I can't...
**[21:56] ---**
I can't do this walking backwards!
**[21:58] ---**
You can do it, assistant!
**[21:59] ---**
Thanks for the words of support. But no!
**[22:02] ---**
I suggest we walk sideways!
**[22:04] ---**
Actually, we need to!
**[22:05] ---**
I'm going to trip!
# E5 - Starmine Rendezvous
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQ4VDN36/starmine-rendezvous)
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**[00:17] ---**
Hey, part-timer!
**[00:18] ---**
Take care of the front.
**[00:20] ---**
Okay!
**[00:22] ---**
Stop saying that.
**[00:25] ---**
You said it would be
**[00:26] ---**
be more efficient if we took breaks...
**[00:29] ---**
Well, you're the one who needs to rest
**[00:31] ---**
every few steps.
**[00:32] ---**
We need to hide from Organization pursuit.
**[00:35] ---**
No one's chasing us.
**[00:36] ---**
Okabe Rintarou!
**[00:38] ---**
What's this?
**[00:41] ---**
You want to know?
**[00:42] ---**
Normally, it would be top-secret,
**[00:44] ---**
and I wouldn't be able to just tell you.
**[00:47] ---**
If you're going to take a while, then put it down!
**[00:50] ---**
Endure, assistant.
**[00:51] ---**
Then stop making it into a big deal,
and just tell her!
**[00:54] ---**
Don't be stupid.
**[00:56] ---**
This item is of the utmost importance.
**[00:57] ---**
If we don't make a big deal out of it here,
**[00:59] ---**
then where should we
make a big deal out of it?
**[01:01] ---**
Is it an IBN 5100?
**[01:03] ---**
She found out, Christina!
**[01:05] ---**
Where'd you find one?
**[01:07] ---**
It was kept in Yanabayashi Shrine,
**[01:10] ---**
where I, the mad scientist chosen by God...
**[01:13] ---**
I said put it down!
**[01:15] ---**
Makise Kurisu...
**[01:17] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[01:18] ---**
Who is this?
**[01:20] ---**
A part-timer at the CRT TV Workshop...
**[01:25] ---**
Um...
**[01:33] ---**
Hey! Part-timer!
**[01:34] ---**
What are you doing, talking on the job?
**[01:42] ---**
Why was she glaring at me?
**[01:44] ---**
Because you look like a thug.
***SIGN*** Starmine Rendezvous
**[03:31] ---**
It really is big!
**[03:33] ---**
It's like a tiger rug!
**[03:38] ---**
It's like a futon.
**[03:39] ---**
Mayushii is lying on my shirt.
**[03:41] ---**
The sight warms my heart!
**[03:44] ---**
Okay, let it down slowly.
**[03:46] ---**
I know.
**[03:47] ---**
Kurisu-chan!
**[03:49] ---**
Sorry to come by so suddenly again.
**[03:53] ---**
You can come whenever you want.
**[03:55] ---**
You're a lab member.
**[03:57] ---**
Yesterday, she was saying
she'd never come back.
**[04:00] ---**
You change your mind quite easily, don't you?
**[04:02] ---**
I'm not here because I want to be!
**[04:04] ---**
You asked me for help.
**[04:07] ---**
So you don't want to come here?
**[04:10] ---**
No, that isn't it.
It's not that I don't like this place...
**[04:13] ---**
So what's in the box?
**[04:16] ---**
You want to know?
**[04:17] ---**
Normally, it would be...
**[04:18] ---**
An IBN 5100.
**[04:20] ---**
Seriously? Wow!
**[04:22] ---**
Way to go, Okarin!
**[04:24] ---**
He does all the things an Okarin can!
**[04:26] ---**
And that's why we love him—
**[04:27] ---**
I don't admire him, though.
**[04:31] ---**
A-Anyway, boot it up!
**[04:35] ---**
We found it thanks to Mayushii.
**[04:38] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:39] ---**
The glory for this goes to you.
**[04:44] ---**
It turned on.
**[04:45] ---**
Now you can analyze that program code, right?
**[04:48] ---**
It's not that simple...
**[04:51] ---**
I don't know how to use this.
**[04:53] ---**
It predates the internet,
**[04:55] ---**
so I can't hook it up to anything.
**[04:58] ---**
For now, I'll need these parts.
**[05:01] ---**
You heard the man.
**[05:03] ---**
Take care of it, assistant.
**[05:04] ---**
I'd like you to stop talking to me like that.
**[05:07] ---**
You're my assistant.
**[05:09] ---**
No, I'm not!
**[05:10] ---**
Okarin, you go.
**[05:12] ---**
Miss Makise probably doesn't know Akiba.
**[05:15] ---**
Very well.
**[05:16] ---**
Mayuri, let's go!
**[05:17] ---**
Mayushii will do her best to show
Kurisu-chan around the lab,
**[05:22] ---**
so she'll like it!
**[05:24] ---**
So, I'll stay here.
**[05:26] ---**
Christina, you...
**[05:28] ---**
You couldn't have entrapped Mayuri
with your wiles, as well—
**[05:30] ---**
I did no such thing!
**[05:31] ---**
Miss Makise seducing Mayushii...
**[05:33] ---**
Yuri is in the air...
**[05:35] ---**
Don't imagine that, pervert!
**[05:36] ---**
It's nice for girls to be together, isn't it?
**[05:39] ---**
Anyway, why don't you show me around?
**[05:42] ---**
Okay!
**[05:43] ---**
We'll start with the shower room.
**[05:48] ---**
It has a shower...
**[05:51] ---**
But sometimes, if you use it for too long,
the water gets cold. So be careful!
**[05:56] ---**
You mean... You use this?
**[06:01] ---**
Yeah, once in a while.
**[06:02] ---**
Please promise me you'll never
use the shower here again!
**[06:05] ---**
It's too dangerous!
**[06:06] ---**
Don't look at me.
**[06:07] ---**
It's suicide.
**[06:09] ---**
Actually, what are you doing here anyway?
**[06:12] ---**
Did he threaten or blackmail
**[06:13] ---**
you into becoming a member, against your will?
**[06:16] ---**
Mayushii is Okarin's hostage.
**[06:22] ---**
I should call the police.
**[06:24] ---**
Wait!
**[06:25] ---**
She just said she was your hostage.
**[06:27] ---**
That's real evidence.
**[06:28] ---**
Nope.
**[06:30] ---**
Mayushii became a hostage herself!
**[06:36] ---**
What does that mean?
**[06:38] ---**
I'm going.
**[06:40] ---**
Bye!
**[06:44] ---**
This should work as a replacement,
I'm pretty sure...
**[06:48] ---**
Yo!
**[06:50] ---**
Think you'll be able to use that IBN 5100?
**[06:52] ---**
Don't say that name here!
**[06:56] ---**
Collecting parts?
**[06:58] ---**
Want some help?
**[07:00] ---**
I didn't expect a part-time warrior
**[07:02] ---**
to be so knowledgeable about PCs.
**[07:05] ---**
I once knew someone who
understood a lot about IBNs.
**[07:09] ---**
Really?
**[07:10] ---**
I'd like you to put me in touch with them!
**[07:13] ---**
It's impossible.
**[07:15] ---**
If you refuse, you'll experience the
worst hell this world has to offer!
**[07:18] ---**
I said it's impossible.
**[07:19] ---**
Don't you value your life?
**[07:21] ---**
He's dead.
**[07:25] ---**
He died years ago.
**[07:28] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:30] ---**
No, I apologize for earlier.
**[07:33] ---**
Did my assistant do something to you?
**[07:35] ---**
Nothing.
**[07:37] ---**
Like maybe she glared at you first...
**[07:39] ---**
I know, she snorted at you!
**[07:42] ---**
No.
**[07:43] ---**
She hasn't done anything.
**[07:45] ---**
Then...
**[07:48] ---**
She doesn't know anything yet.
**[07:54] ---**
But be wary of her.
**[07:57] ---**
What do you mean?
**[08:02] ---**
Bombs?
**[08:06] ---**
They're broadcasting the fireworks.
**[08:07] ---**
Those are today, I think.
**[08:09] ---**
Fireworks... Fireworks...
**[08:12] ---**
I've heard of those!
**[08:15] ---**
You've never seen any?
**[08:16] ---**
Where are they? Which way?
**[08:19] ---**
Go out that way, toward the river,
**[08:20] ---**
and you should be able to see them.
**[08:22] ---**
Thanks!
**[08:27] ---**
Tell me your mail address.
**[08:32] ---**
A festival?
**[08:33] ---**
Fireworks!
**[08:37] ---**
Fireworks, huh?
**[08:39] ---**
Do you want to go?
**[08:41] ---**
Not really...
**[08:43] ---**
Okarin!
**[08:47] ---**
Heading home?
**[08:49] ---**
Did you find the parts?
**[08:50] ---**
I've got them all right here.
**[08:52] ---**
I see...
**[08:53] ---**
So you're going to start trying things.
**[08:56] ---**
Interested?
**[08:59] ---**
You are, aren't you?
**[09:00] ---**
Just a little, all right?
**[09:03] ---**
But I'm not interested
**[09:04] ---**
in that SERN conspiracy nonsense.
**[09:07] ---**
I just want to know the truth.
**[09:10] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:11] ---**
What? What?
**[09:12] ---**
I'm heading back to the lab.
**[09:14] ---**
I see.
**[09:15] ---**
Then Mayushii is going home.
**[09:17] ---**
Okay.
**[09:20] ---**
Kurisu-chan?
**[09:21] ---**
Yes?
**[09:22] ---**
You'll come back, right?
**[09:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:25] ---**
I'm a member until I return to America.
**[09:29] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:30] ---**
Bye!
**[09:32] ---**
What was that?
**[09:34] ---**
You're my assistant.
**[09:35] ---**
Of course you're going to the lab.
**[09:39] ---**
She said you're childhood friends.
**[09:41] ---**
How did you grow up
**[09:43] ---**
in the same environment,
and end up this socially awkward?
**[09:46] ---**
Mayuri's always been a bit of a weird one...
**[09:50] ---**
I was talking to you!
**[09:54] [Messenger] ---**
Part-Time Warrior
First Message
More than I imagined!
Fireworks are great!
**[09:54] ---**
First Message.
**[09:56] ---**
More than I imagined!
**[09:58] ---**
Fireworks are great!
**[10:08] ---**
It never worked after that, huh?
**[10:10] ---**
I'm borrowing this.
**[10:14] ---**
Lab coats always calm me down.
**[10:19] ---**
Perfect!
**[10:20] ---**
I was right...
**[10:23] ---**
You're perfect.
**[10:24] ---**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[10:26] ---**
You're creeping me out.
**[10:27] ---**
A lab coat!
**[10:28] ---**
In a research organization,
a lab coat is a uniform!
**[10:33] ---**
I keep telling Daru and Mayuri,
**[10:34] ---**
but neither of them seems to understand.
**[10:36] ---**
But you understand.
**[10:38] ---**
Now, let's both stand with
our hands in our pockets!
**[10:42] ---**
Hurry up!
**[10:43] ---**
L-Like this?
**[10:44] ---**
That's right!
**[10:45] ---**
This is a pose of radiant intelligence,
possible only for those
**[10:49] ---**
who spend their lives in research!
**[10:51] ---**
I give that lab coat to you.
**[10:53] ---**
Let us share in the glory together...
**[10:57] ---**
I really do feel like you're mocking me.
**[11:01] ---**
You hungry?
**[11:03] ---**
Shut up.
**[11:04] ---**
I haven't eaten since lunch.
**[11:06] ---**
Very well.
**[11:08] ---**
I'm in a good mood today.
**[11:12] ---**
Enjoy. I demand it.
**[11:13] ---**
Seriously?
**[11:14] ---**
You're dissatisfied?
**[11:15] ---**
Of course!
**[11:16] ---**
Isn't there anything else?
**[11:18] ---**
I've got some cup ramen I bought.
**[11:22] ---**
But I imagine you wouldn't want it,
**[11:23] ---**
as someone raised in America...
**[11:25] ---**
Cup ramen?
**[11:27] ---**
I'll have some cup ramen.
**[11:29] ---**
What flavors?
**[11:31] ---**
Soy sauce and salt!
**[11:34] ---**
I'll have the salt flavor.
**[11:36] ---**
And a fork.
**[11:41] ---**
If you don't hurry,
time will expire, and you'll lose.
**[11:45] ---**
Why not give up?
**[11:47] ---**
That's a virus card at the end, isn't it?
**[11:49] ---**
I can tell.
**[11:51] ---**
You may think that if you like.
**[11:53] ---**
So I'll just put this here.
**[11:56] ---**
Okay, riichi.
**[12:02] ---**
You like Dr Pepper, assistant?
**[12:06] ---**
I spent seven years in America, after all.
**[12:08] ---**
I'd love to drink with you sometime...
**[12:11] ---**
Unfortunately, I'm a minor.
**[12:14] ---**
I meant someone to drink Dr Pepper with.
**[12:17] ---**
Just that?
**[12:19] ---**
Just that exactly.
**[12:20] ---**
We can share in the intellectual
experience that is Dr Pepper...
**[12:24] ---**
Stop trying to look at my card,
while you're saying that.
**[12:34] ---**
All right, I win.
**[12:36] ---**
To be honest,
**[12:37] ---**
you're not that good at taking
the strategic view, Okabe.
**[12:42] ---**
You only consider your own strategy,
**[12:45] ---**
never thinking about your opponent's plan,
**[12:49] ---**
or whether something is a trap...
**[12:50] ---**
Wait!
**[12:52] ---**
What?
**[12:53] ---**
What did you say?
**[12:55] ---**
I said you're not good at
taking the strategic view.
**[12:58] ---**
I-It's true, isn't it?
**[13:01] ---**
Before that!
**[13:04] ---**
You said Okabe, right?
**[13:06] ---**
So what?
**[13:08] ---**
I'm younger than you, but for someone
**[13:10] ---**
I'm not showing respect for...
**[13:12] ---**
No!
**[13:14] ---**
I am Hououin!
**[13:16] ---**
How many times must I tell you, Christina?
**[13:20] ---**
From now on, remember to call me Hououin!
**[13:23] ---**
Or Kyouma...
**[13:34] ---**
Are you crying?
**[13:35] ---**
I'm not crying!
**[13:37] ---**
I definitely wasn't terrified by a guy
**[13:39] ---**
screaming in my face,
**[13:40] ---**
so I definitely didn't start
crying from relief afterwards!
**[13:42] ---**
That's not what happened!
**[13:45] ---**
Daru, why is my assistant crying?
**[13:48] ---**
She just told you.
**[13:54] ---**
And I put this here... Huh?
**[14:00] ---**
If this goes here, then this goes here...
**[14:07] ---**
Assistant.
**[14:08] ---**
I'm not your assistant, but what?
**[14:10] ---**
Why don't you head back
to the hotel for the night?
**[14:13] ---**
It's close, isn't it?
**[14:14] ---**
Don't worry.
**[14:16] ---**
If it doesn't work by morning, I'll head back.
**[14:18] ---**
You don't need to talk to your family?
**[14:20] ---**
My mom's in America,
**[14:22] ---**
and I haven't spoken to my dad in seven years.
**[14:24] ---**
So I don't have anyone to contact.
**[14:26] ---**
A prodigal perverted genius girl, then.
**[14:29] ---**
Stop making it even weirder.
**[14:33] ---**
Got it!
**[14:35] ---**
Got it!
**[14:37] ---**
You did it?
**[14:38] ---**
Mission complete second!
**[14:40] ---**
So what's the result?
**[14:41] ---**
I haven't seen anything yet.
**[14:43] ---**
But I got the Z-program...
**[14:46] ---**
It says 1973?
**[14:49] ---**
Yeah...
**[14:50] ---**
When was SERN founded?
**[14:51] ---**
1954.
**[14:53] ---**
When was the IBN 5100 made?
**[14:55] ---**
1975.
**[14:58] ---**
SERN gave the IBN 5100
**[15:00] ---**
a special programming language,
just for this plan?
**[15:04] ---**
That's going too far.
**[15:05] ---**
But it's possible.
**[15:07] ---**
Once we read this report, we'll know, right?
**[15:10] ---**
I'm sure it's just an old particle physics report,
**[15:13] ---**
and nothing to do with conspiracy theories.
**[15:15] ---**
A JPEG? Seriously? Screw you!
**[15:18] ---**
I can't copy/paste that!
**[15:19] ---**
It's not in French?
**[15:21] ---**
Um, "Time Control and
Its Destruction of History"...
**[15:25] ---**
Oh, yeah. Miss Makise can read English.
**[15:28] ---**
Well done, assistant!
**[15:30] ---**
Everything you did in America
was for this moment!
**[15:34] ---**
The hell it was.
**[15:36] ---**
Let's see...
**[15:36] ---**
This, in turn, enables a utopia
heading from the past to the future.
**[15:40] ---**
The realization of this will be
SERN's reason for existence in the 21st century.
**[15:44] ---**
A utopia...
**[15:46] ---**
Dystopia!
**[15:47] ---**
No way!
**[15:49] ---**
Anyway, show me the rest.
**[15:51] ---**
I can try, I guess.
**[15:53] ---**
Hmm... For security reasons, this experiment...
**[15:56] ---**
That's not it.
**[15:57] ---**
Those engaged by the program...
**[15:59] ---**
No, that's not it, either.
**[16:00] ---**
Got it.
**[16:01] ---**
The Z-program will experiment
**[16:02] ---**
with the possibility of
transference through space-time,
**[16:04] ---**
via high-energy proton collision...
**[16:07] ---**
Space-time travel...
**[16:10] ---**
They're talking about time travel!
**[16:12] ---**
No way!
**[16:13] ---**
It's true!
**[16:14] ---**
I knew it! SERN's been investigating
time travel for forty years!
**[16:19] ---**
Wait!
**[16:20] ---**
It's too early to say that.
**[16:22] ---**
Program Stage One:
**[16:23] ---**
Construction and implementation
of the Large Hadron.
**[16:26] ---**
Program Stage Two:
**[16:27] ---**
Implementation and tuning of the lifter.
**[16:30] ---**
Lifter? What's that?
**[16:31] ---**
It was on the news a while back, remember?
**[16:34] ---**
The thing they called an ionocraft.
**[16:38] ---**
It's floating?
**[16:39] ---**
Supposedly, the phenomenon occurs when
you run a high voltage through aluminum.
**[16:43] ---**
Does that have anything to do
with a time machine?
**[16:45] ---**
I don't know, but that's what it says.
**[16:49] ---**
In other words, they'll use
**[16:50] ---**
a black hole's power and the lifter.
**[16:52] ---**
What else does it say?
**[16:53] ---**
Program Stage Three: Animal experiments.
**[16:56] ---**
Program Stage Four...
**[16:58] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:02] ---**
Human experiments.
**[17:04] ---**
"Human is dead, mismatch."
**[17:08] ---**
What's that?
**[17:09] ---**
Part of an e-mail we found when we hacked in.
**[17:12] ---**
Didn't the rest of it say...
**[17:13] ---**
"The details are in Jellyman's report."
**[17:16] ---**
Daru, can you find that report?
**[17:18] ---**
I think so, but...
**[17:20] ---**
Isn't it a bad idea?
**[17:21] ---**
If this is real, it's top-secret stuff!
**[17:25] ---**
After all this, you're scared?
**[17:28] ---**
Think about it.
**[17:29] ---**
We're up against SERN.
**[17:30] ---**
And the report's a top-secret thing,
**[17:32] ---**
hidden for over 40 years.
**[17:34] ---**
Then you're going to ignore it?
**[17:38] ---**
You go home.
**[17:40] ---**
If you learn any more of this,
**[17:42] ---**
it might put you in danger.
**[17:44] ---**
You're a genius, with a
bright future ahead of you.
**[17:47] ---**
Are you worried about me?
**[17:51] ---**
Of course I am!
**[17:52] ---**
You... You're my assistant.
**[17:56] ---**
Thanks.
**[17:57] ---**
But I'm not going home.
**[17:59] ---**
I'll be too bothered by this to sleep.
**[18:01] ---**
You won't regret it, will you?
**[18:03] ---**
I won't.
**[18:03] ---**
What about you, Daru?
**[18:05] ---**
I'm a super hacker.
**[18:07] ---**
I wouldn't screw up so bad, they could
catch us, just by looking at it.
**[18:10] ---**
Very well.
**[18:12] ---**
Then we will now begin our analysis
**[18:14] ---**
of the Jellyman's report!
**[18:15] ---**
Furthermore, this operation's name will be
**[18:18] ---**
Laegjarn's Chest!
**[18:20] ---**
Why Norse mythology?
**[18:21] ---**
And why does it even need
an operation name at all?
**[18:24] ---**
Daru, begin the operation!
**[18:25] ---**
Right.
**[18:27] ---**
Is this it?
**[18:28] ---**
There are fourteen files, total.
**[18:31] ---**
I'll pick one at random.
**[18:33] ---**
Jellyman's Report 10.
**[18:35] ---**
Subject: James McCarthy.
**[18:37] ---**
American.
**[18:38] ---**
Experiment Date 01/28/2005.
**[18:41] ---**
Z-Program 4 Experiment Result:
**[18:44] ---**
Human is dead, mismatch.
**[18:46] ---**
That again?
**[18:48] ---**
It is believed he could not
survive infinite compression,
**[18:50] ---**
via supergravity, nor passing through the
singularity inside the Kerr black hole.
**[18:55] ---**
A newspaper article?
**[18:56] ---**
Looks like it.
**[18:57] ---**
Look at the date!
**[18:58] ---**
April 3, 1921.
**[19:02] ---**
A man was found dead,
**[19:04] ---**
on 14th Avenue, in New York, buried inside a wall.
**[19:08] ---**
The body of this unidentified man
**[19:10] ---**
was found to be soft, like jelly...
**[19:20] ---**
What is this?
**[19:21] ---**
It means that, even if it isn't complete,
**[19:23] ---**
they've succeeded in time travel?
**[19:26] ---**
Report 8.
**[19:27] ---**
Subject: Linda Hill.
**[19:29] ---**
British.
**[19:30] ---**
Z-Program 4.
**[19:32] ---**
Experiment Date 02/15/2004.
**[19:35] ---**
Experiment Result: Human is dead,
**[19:38] ---**
mismatch.
**[19:40] ---**
October 2, 1972.
**[19:43] ---**
The body of a woman was found
**[19:45] ---**
in a jelly-like state, on a road
in Dharmapuri, Tamil Nadu, India.
**[19:50] ---**
It was believed to have been
**[19:51] ---**
hit by a car, after being abandoned, destroying the bottom half.
**[19:55] ---**
What about this one?
**[19:56] ---**
Report 7.
**[19:57] ---**
Subject: Michael Lang.
**[19:59] ---**
German.
**[20:00] ---**
Z-Program 4.
**[20:01] ---**
Experiment Result: Human is dead, mismatch.
**[20:08] ---**
A Japanese newspaper?
**[20:10] ---**
May 24, 1936.
**[20:13] ---**
A body is discovered at the
foot of Mt. Hiei, in Kyoto.
**[20:16] ---**
Fourteen of these?
**[20:18] ---**
Want to keep looking?
**[20:20] ---**
No, that's enough.
**[20:22] ---**
Okarin...
**[20:24] ---**
I'm going to buy something to drink.
**[20:27] ---**
He seems pretty shocked.
**[20:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:30] ---**
But why do they turn to jelly?
**[20:34] ---**
From the data I've seen,
**[20:36] ---**
I believe SERN is focusing their time travel
**[20:38] ---**
research on the use of Kerr black holes.
**[20:41] ---**
That would mean
**[20:43] ---**
they're cramming 10^-21 grams into
**[20:46] ---**
a space of 10^-19 meters,
and sending it to the past.
**[20:50] ---**
It would be like trying to fit
this sponge through this hole.
**[20:54] ---**
Therefore,
**[20:55] ---**
the contents become empty.
**[20:58] ---**
So, it's really tight.
**[21:00] ---**
Yes.
**[21:01] ---**
They're forcing something into a really tight spot.
**[21:03] ---**
That explanation is too nasty, you know.
**[21:07] ---**
What's nasty...
**[21:09] ---**
Hashida, you pervert!
**[21:10] ---**
I think you have a
considerable imagination yourself.
**[21:14] ---**
Don't compare me to you.
**[21:24] ---**
What are you going to do?
**[21:29] ---**
Don't just stand there.
**[21:31] ---**
I know it's a shock.
**[21:32] ---**
But now that we know this,
**[21:34] ---**
we have to reach some conclusion.
**[21:40] ---**
Okabe?
**[21:44] ---**
Conclusion?
**[21:45] ---**
What other conclusion could there be?
**[21:46] ---**
Huh?
**[21:47] ---**
We've got Future Gadget #8,
**[21:50] ---**
the Phone Microwave (name subject to change).
**[21:52] ---**
We'll complete a perfect
time machine, ahead of SERN!
**[21:57] ---**
And change the world's ruling structure!
**[22:06] ---**
You're nuts, you know that?
# E6 - Butterfly Effect's Divergence
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRWE7W5QR/butterfly-effects-divergence)
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**[00:02] ---**
It's been five days since the satellite fell onto
**[00:05] ---**
the Akihabara Radio Building.
**[00:08] ---**
Since morning, many people have gathered here
**[00:10] ---**
again today to see it.
**[00:12] ---**
But the satellite's origins remain unknown,
**[00:15] ---**
and there's no timetable
for when it will be taken down.
**[00:24] [Messenger] ---**
Mail Received
**[00:40] ---**
Could I have a moment?
**[00:42] ---**
Are you here to see the satellite?
**[00:45] ---**
Would you tell us where you've come from?
***SIGN*** Butterfly Effect's Divergence
**[02:42] ---**
This is it?
**[02:47] ---**
It's delicious!
**[02:48] ---**
Miss Amane, you've never had gyuudon?
**[02:50] ---**
No. I'd heard rumors of it.
**[02:53] ---**
It's delicious.
**[02:55] ---**
It's even better if you put a raw egg on it.
**[02:58] ---**
If you call yourself a warrior,
**[02:59] ---**
you should be able to come to
a gyuudon place by yourself.
**[03:06] ---**
Well, Daru and I come here often.
**[03:08] ---**
If you invite us, we'll go with you anytime.
**[03:12] ---**
I remember!
**[03:14] ---**
Last time, I had to pay for Okarin's meal.
**[03:18] ---**
It's possible that happened, yes.
**[03:20] ---**
It's not just possible! It happened!
**[03:23] ---**
Give me back my money!
**[03:24] ---**
Sadly, I've none on me today.
**[03:27] ---**
It's me.
**[03:28] ---**
Transfer the funds to my Swiss bank account.
**[03:32] ---**
What?
**[03:33] ---**
The Organization hacked into
the Geneva servers?
**[03:35] ---**
No cell phones.
**[03:36] ---**
How terrible...
**[03:37] ---**
Um, he's just pretending.
**[03:42] ---**
So you were with them, too, Suzu-san?
**[03:45] ---**
It was time for my lunch break.
**[03:47] ---**
If you'd been a bit earlier, you could've joined us.
**[03:50] ---**
Then, you want to all go together tomorrow?
**[03:52] ---**
I'm sure Okarin would be happy to pay
**[03:54] ---**
What?
**[03:55] ---**
The Organization's sabotaging the process,
**[03:56] ---**
and it will take one week
to bring the servers back online?
**[03:59] ---**
It's Kurisu-chan!
**[04:01] ---**
Assistant, did you get some sleep?
**[04:04] ---**
Don't call me assistant.
**[04:12] ---**
Hey, part-timer.
**[04:14] ---**
If you're done with lunch, get back to work.
**[04:19] ---**
What's with her?
**[04:21] ---**
A round table?
**[04:23] ---**
Indeed.
**[04:23] ---**
What's that?
**[04:25] ---**
A meeting of lab members.
**[04:27] ---**
We ever do one before?
**[04:29] ---**
Do you even own a round table?
**[04:33] ---**
Not a physical one.
**[04:34] ---**
But the round table lies
within all lab members' hearts.
**[04:37] ---**
Right?
**[04:38] ---**
Whether it's true or not,
**[04:40] ---**
don't put anything weird in my heart.
**[04:43] ---**
Do you think there's one in Mayushii's heart, too?
**[04:46] ---**
Yes, there is.
**[04:47] ---**
Is there?
**[04:48] ---**
Yay!
**[04:50] ---**
But what's a round table?
**[04:52] ---**
Why a round table?
**[04:53] ---**
Are you supposed to be King Arthur?
**[04:55] ---**
I'm only a temporary lab member anyway.
**[04:58] ---**
At any rate...
**[05:00] ---**
It's time for a round table.
**[05:01] ---**
We need to tell Mayuri about the
situation we find ourselves in.
**[05:06] ---**
Situation?
**[05:15] ---**
And so,
**[05:16] ---**
in order to beat SERN, we must perfect
**[05:20] ---**
the Phone Microwave (name subject to change)
**[05:22] ---**
as soon as possible.
**[05:26] ---**
It's too hard for Mayushii to understand!
**[05:29] ---**
Just know that SERN is evil.
**[05:32] ---**
But how do we perfect it?
**[05:36] ---**
We've succeeded in sending
messages to the past, right?
**[05:39] ---**
Only twice!
**[05:40] ---**
And we don't know under what conditions
**[05:43] ---**
the phenomenon occurs.
**[05:45] ---**
From what we observed last time,
**[05:47] ---**
it only occurs when there's electricity.
**[05:52] ---**
Right!
**[05:53] ---**
Did you find out something?
**[05:55] ---**
No. "Mails Sent to the Past" is too long.
**[05:58] ---**
First, we need to find a name for them.
**[06:03] ---**
Another failed attempt to sound leet?
**[06:04] ---**
Don't say "another"!
**[06:06] ---**
Do you dare mock the great Hououin...
**[06:08] ---**
You'll just give it a stupid name anyway.
**[06:10] ---**
How rude!
**[06:11] ---**
Then I'll tell you.
**[06:12] ---**
I've given this name to the phenomenon
of e-mails going back in time...
**[06:16] ---**
I call it "Nostalgia Drive"!
**[06:24] ---**
You write it with the kanji for
"journey crossing over time,"
**[06:27] ---**
but you read it "Nostalgia Drive."
**[06:29] ---**
Too complicated.
**[06:30] ---**
Rejected.
**[06:31] ---**
Hey, you're the assistant, you can't reject
**[06:34] ---**
Then let's have a vote.
**[06:36] ---**
Who agrees with "Nostalgia Drive"?
**[06:40] ---**
Et tu, Mayuri? Daru?
**[06:42] ---**
I think Kurisu-chan is right.
**[06:45] ---**
Mayushii can't remember a long name like that.
**[06:48] ---**
It's like something invented by an
emo teenager fixated on sci-fi.
**[06:51] ---**
We should focus on making it easy to understand.
**[06:53] ---**
Since it's an e-mail going back in time,
**[06:55] ---**
we could call it "Mail That Flies Against Time."
**[06:57] ---**
What's "flies against time"?
**[06:58] ---**
That's not easy to understand at all.
**[07:01] ---**
It should be "The Mail That Leapt Through Time."
**[07:04] ---**
It's a bit formal.
**[07:06] ---**
And hard to say.
**[07:06] ---**
You don't get to say that.
**[07:08] ---**
Your "Nostalgia whatsit" was long, too!
**[07:11] ---**
It's romantic! If it's romantic, it's okay!
**[07:13] ---**
So we can shorten it to TimeLeap.
**[07:15] ---**
Then we don't know what leapt through time!
**[07:18] ---**
Is it an e-mail? A girl? A banana?
**[07:22] ---**
Mayushii has an idea!
**[07:24] ---**
Um... "Back to the Mail"!
**[07:27] ---**
That would be going back to the e-mail,
not back in time.
**[07:29] ---**
That doesn't make sense.
**[07:30] ---**
Then "DeLorean Mail"!
**[07:32] ---**
That makes even less sense!
**[07:33] ---**
Hey...
**[07:35] ---**
Why don't we just shorten it to "D-mail"?
**[07:41] ---**
I like that.
**[07:42] ---**
Okay, it's decided then.
**[07:44] ---**
We will now begin the experiments
with D-mail (name subject to change).
**[07:48] ---**
We can also cut the "(name subject to change)."
**[07:50] ---**
The operation is called Operation Urd.
**[07:53] ---**
We don't need that, either.
**[07:54] ---**
But we don't know what it takes
to make the D-mail happen.
**[07:58] ---**
Or what it's got to do with electricity.
**[08:02] ---**
That's what we're going to find out.
**[08:05] ---**
I, Hououin Kyouma, have an idea.
**[08:08] ---**
We forgot the simplest and
most important condition.
**[08:13] ---**
In other words, the time it occurred!
**[08:16] ---**
The first D-mail was between 12:00 and 13:00.
**[08:18] ---**
The second occurred around 18:00.
**[08:21] ---**
If we attempt to replicate it at those times,
**[08:24] ---**
we will succeed.
**[08:25] ---**
Possibly.
**[08:26] ---**
That's gotta be too simple.
**[08:29] ---**
It's worth trying.
**[08:31] ---**
Mayuri, the banana!
**[08:33] ---**
Mayushii's running low on bananas.
**[08:35] ---**
Do we have to put the banana in?
**[08:37] ---**
"Put the banana in!"
**[08:39] ---**
Daru, not now.
**[08:41] ---**
I want to see if it turns into a jellyman.
**[08:43] ---**
Now, assistant.
**[08:45] ---**
Put the banana inside.
**[08:46] ---**
"Put the banana inside"...
**[08:47] ---**
Enough, you pervert!
**[08:52] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[08:52] ---**
I'll buy you a new banana later.
**[08:54] ---**
Really?
**[08:56] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[08:57] ---**
Okarin and Daru never buy me any.
**[09:01] ---**
Jeez, you two...
**[09:02] ---**
Ow!
**[09:03] ---**
Stop trying to show what a klutz you are.
**[09:05] ---**
I'm not!
**[09:08] ---**
Pain, pain, go away!
**[09:10] ---**
Thanks, Mayuri.
**[09:11] ---**
Stop making a Yuri Field and prepare the D-mail.
**[09:15] ---**
Right.
**[09:16] ---**
Is 120 seconds okay for the time?
**[09:19] ---**
Indeed.
**[09:19] ---**
Begin Operation Urd!
**[09:29] ---**
Now!
**[09:36] ---**
It's here.
**[09:37] ---**
It's here!
**[09:41] ---**
Where's the banana?
**[09:44] ---**
It's a gel-bana!
**[09:50] ---**
I've solved it at last.
**[09:52] ---**
As I thought,
**[09:53] ---**
time was the D-mail's missing factor!
**[09:56] ---**
Nice job, Okabe.
**[09:58] ---**
It was so simple, I didn't notice.
**[10:00] ---**
Does it bother you?
**[10:02] ---**
Still, I respect you for having the guts
to gaze upon me so admiringly.
**[10:06] ---**
Anyway, did the D-mail arrive?
**[10:08] ---**
It did.
**[10:10] ---**
It says it was sent five days ago.
**[10:12] ---**
Did you send two messages, Miss Makise?
**[10:15] ---**
No, just one.
**[10:19] ---**
It's split into two messages.
**[10:22] ---**
By the way, what does this message mean?
**[10:27] ---**
Look it up yourself.
**[10:30] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[10:32] ---**
the last D-mail was also split
into multiple messages,
**[10:35] ---**
and some of it was lost.
**[10:37] ---**
And it went back in time five days, too.
**[10:40] ---**
Yeah, there's some kind of rule to it.
**[10:44] ---**
Which means that D-mail...
**[10:47] ---**
...was calling me an empty-headed idiot?
**[10:49] ---**
Took you a while.
**[10:51] ---**
Curse you, Christina. Taking advantage of a...
**[10:54] ---**
Wait a minute. Why are you buying so much?
**[10:57] ---**
The only food we need is
non-perishable cup ramen.
**[11:00] ---**
One bag of the cheap chocolate is plenty.
**[11:02] ---**
I'm celebrating our experiment's success.
**[11:04] ---**
Go put it back.
**[11:06] ---**
Cheap-ass.
**[11:24] ---**
*That's right.*
**[11:27] ---**
*I was so happy about the
experiment's success, I forgot.*
**[11:30] ---**
*We learned SERN's terrifying secret.*
**[11:34] ---**
*And I even involved Mayuri.*
**[11:37] ---**
*Was this really for the best?*
**[11:52] ---**
It's Shining Finger.
**[11:59] ---**
What?
**[12:04] ---**
What are you doing?
**[12:07] ---**
You don't have your cell phone?
**[12:10] ---**
The great Hououin Kyouma's cell phone is
**[12:12] ---**
currently being used for an experiment that
will be remembered throughout history.
**[12:15] ---**
It's not here.
**[12:18] ---**
O-O-Okarin!
**[12:20] ---**
Who's that sweet-ass...
**[12:22] ---**
I mean sexy... 3D girl?
**[12:26] ---**
I'll introduce you.
**[12:28] ---**
This is Shining Finger, Kiryuu Moeka.
**[12:31] ---**
H-Hi, Kiryuu
**[12:40] ---**
Even I once had hope for the 3D world.
**[12:48] ---**
Yo!
**[12:50] ---**
Are you guys doing something fun?
**[12:52] ---**
Indeed.
**[12:54] ---**
We are performing an experiment
that will become legendary
**[12:56] ---**
Legendary is fine...
**[12:58] ---**
But the boss is really pissed off.
**[13:01] ---**
He says the vibrations from
the second story are really bad.
**[13:04] ---**
"I'll raise your rent 10,000 yen!"
**[13:07] ---**
he was saying.
**[13:09] ---**
10,000 yen?
**[13:11] ---**
Okay, leave this to me.
**[13:13] ---**
Tell my assistant to stop the
experiments for a moment, Daru.
**[13:16] ---**
Roger.
**[13:17] ---**
You're shining like never before...
**[13:21] ---**
Is Makise Kurisu still there?
**[13:24] ---**
Oh, yeah. You were staring
at her back there, weren't you?
**[13:27] ---**
So, what happened earlier?
What's your deal with her?
**[13:30] ---**
Did something happen in the past?
**[13:34] ---**
Nothing in the past, no.
**[13:36] ---**
Yes, it was the summer we were eight.
**[13:39] ---**
And on the dry riverbed of the Mississippi,
your red-eared slider ran away...
**[13:42] ---**
It was nothing!
**[13:44] ---**
I saw her for the first time earlier!
**[13:45] ---**
Anyway, you should go see the boss.
**[13:52] ---**
What are you doing upstairs?
**[13:55] ---**
It's been shaking like an earthquake.
**[13:58] ---**
We're performing an experiment
that will rewrite scientific history.
**[14:03] ---**
But don't worry.
**[14:04] ---**
We won't do any more today...
**[14:10] ---**
I said stop!
**[14:17] ---**
What are you doing?
**[14:19] ---**
I said stop!
**[14:20] ---**
Miss Makise said to let her
do it just once more.
**[14:23] ---**
I sent you a message. Did you see it?
**[14:25] ---**
Of course not!
**[14:26] ---**
I warned you five days ago...
**[14:29] ---**
Don't be stupid
**[14:30] ---**
Oh, when we weren't doing the experiments,
**[14:32] ---**
your phone went off a bunch of times.
**[14:36] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Really!
**[14:36] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Sorry!
**[14:36] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Are you maybe...
**[14:36] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
How've you been?
**[14:37] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
?
**[14:37] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Well?
**[14:37] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Hey
**[14:37] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Hey
How've you been?
Okabe-kun
**[14:39] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Well?
Find out
anything about
the IBN 5100?
**[14:40] ---**
Why didn't she just ask me?!
**[14:42] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:43] ---**
I don't know,
**[14:45] ---**
but he's probably not getting enough calcium.
**[14:46] ---**
Whose fault is that?
**[14:47] ---**
Well, I got plenty of data,
**[14:50] ---**
and I pretty much figured out the rules
for how the D-mail works.
**[14:53] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Send a modified command to the
microwave's heading function (reverse spin)
**[14:57] ---**
Each second on the timer
represents one hour back in time.
***SIGN*** Open the microwave door while heating (Timing -> Unconfirmed)
***SIGN*** Electricity
***SIGN*** While the electricity is sparking, send message to the phone
***SIGN*** Prerequisites to making the electricity appear? (time between 12:00 PM and 18:00 PM?)
***SIGN*** Number of characters that can be sent with a D-mail -> (12 half-width, 6 full-width) x3
***SIGN*** You can control the time the Phone Microwave (name subject to change) sends a message back.
**[15:03] ---**
120 seconds is 5 days.
***SIGN*** One second on the timer = One hour in reality
***SIGN*** At the same time, anything placed into the Phone Microwave becomes a jellyman (teleportation confirmed, as well)
**[15:06] ---**
It's amazing that she figured out how to
control how far it goes back, isn't it?
**[15:10] ---**
But the maximum amount of information that can
be sent back is 36 English characters
**[15:14] ---**
or 18 Japanese characters.
**[15:15] ---**
It's too small.
**[15:17] ---**
I'd like to fix that.
**[15:19] ---**
I'm sure you can't send anything too big,
**[15:21] ---**
or send too much.
**[15:23] ---**
Maybe that Curb black hole...
**[15:26] ---**
The Kerr black hole, right.
**[15:27] ---**
The hole is too tight!
**[15:30] ---**
Can you repeat that, Mayushii?
**[15:32] ---**
The part about the hole?
**[15:33] ---**
Shut up, pervert!
**[15:34] ---**
Anyhow, we can work on the details
tomorrow and going forward.
**[15:38] ---**
But I'll say this:
**[15:41] ---**
August 2, 2010,
**[15:44] ---**
is a day that mankind will remember forever!
**[15:47] ---**
For the Future Gadget Lab
**[15:50] ---**
has succeeded in developing humanity's
**[15:53] ---**
first time machine!
**[15:58] ---**
It's not the first one, right?
**[15:59] ---**
SERN beat us.
**[16:01] ---**
We didn't "develop" it, anyway.
**[16:04] ---**
It was all coincidence.
**[16:07] ---**
All of you, disrespecting my great declaration...
**[16:11] ---**
But Okarin...
**[16:13] ---**
I'm glad your experiments worked.
**[16:34] ---**
Where am I?
**[16:42] ---**
You're not moving.
**[16:47] ---**
Time and space have changed places here.
**[16:52] ---**
The event horizon?
**[16:55] ---**
You can't move through space.
**[16:59] ---**
And time is extended forever.
**[17:02] ---**
One second of your time
will be an eternity for me.
**[17:07] ---**
The end of space is running away?
**[17:09] ---**
No, it's not. It's being extended.
**[17:11] ---**
What is?
**[17:12] ---**
The universe?
**[17:14] ---**
Or me?
**[17:16] ---**
You mustn't look back.
**[17:18] ---**
Eternity isn't infinite.
**[17:21] ---**
Even if time extends toward eternity,
**[17:24] ---**
an end still exists.
**[17:33] ---**
When will it be one second later?
**[17:37] ---**
Look forward.
**[17:38] ---**
Reach the end.
**[17:41] ---**
You mustn't turn back.
**[17:51] ---**
That mail freak again?
**[17:53] ---**
Her persistence...
**[17:55] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
You there?
**[17:55] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
It's dark
**[17:55] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Wake up
**[17:56] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
I'm here
**[17:56] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
You asleep?
**[17:56] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
It bug you?
**[17:57] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
It bug you?
Sorry for yesterday
Moeka
**[17:57] ---**
Sorry for yesterday.
**[17:59] ---**
Can I come see you?
**[18:02] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
I'm here
At least answer me.
Or are you pretending
not to be there?
Moeka
**[18:03] ---**
It didn't occur to you that I was asleep?
**[18:06] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Wake up
Were you asleep?
Moeka
**[18:08] ---**
I was!
**[18:11] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
It's dark
I'm coming up the
stairs right now.
Moeka
**[18:11] ---**
What?
**[18:17] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
I'm outside.
I'll knock.
If you're there,
respond.
Moeka
**[18:27] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
You said I could
come see, right?
Moeka
**[18:29] ---**
Why use your cell phone?
**[18:30] ---**
I'm right here.
**[18:33] ---**
I'm not looking at it. Just say it.
**[18:35] ---**
I can show you,
but I didn't think you'd come this early.
**[18:39] ---**
I get it!
**[18:40] ---**
You're really after an interview
with me, aren't you?
**[18:43] ---**
Why don't you talk?
**[18:45] ---**
I see... So that's it.
**[18:48] ---**
You're terrified of Mad Scientist
Hououin Kyouma's sinister aura!
**[18:56] ---**
It's easier to send mails...
**[18:59] ---**
So show me the IBN 5100.
**[19:05] ---**
Very well.
**[19:06] ---**
But I'm just showing it to you.
**[19:08] ---**
Once you've seen it, leave!
**[19:10] ---**
Is that all right?
**[19:25] ---**
*Is she just a retro-PC fan?*
**[19:31] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Let me take a picture
Moeka
**[19:34] ---**
But not my face.
**[19:36] ---**
If you photograph my face,
**[19:37] ---**
I'll have to silence you forever...
**[19:43] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Please!
**[19:44] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
Please!
I'd like you
to loan it
to me, okay?
I'd be happy
if you'd help
me carry it.
Moeka
**[19:44] ---**
I'd like you to loan it to me, okay?
**[19:46] ---**
I'd be happy if you'd help me carry...
**[19:48] ---**
Why am I suddenly lending it to you?
**[19:51] ---**
And if you really want me to loan it to you,
then look at me and say it.
**[19:56] ---**
You'll loan it to me?
**[20:00] ---**
Sadly, no.
**[20:02] ---**
I'm only borrowing it myself.
**[20:06] ---**
When I'm done,
**[20:07] ---**
I have to return it to its original owner.
**[20:10] ---**
Its original owner?
**[20:12] ---**
Yanabayashi Shrine.
**[20:14] ---**
Guten Morgen.
**[20:18] ---**
You're Miss Kiryuu from yesterday, right?
**[20:20] ---**
I didn't introduce you yesterday, did I?
**[20:23] ---**
My favorite right arm, Super Haker Daru.
**[20:27] ---**
It's "Hacker," man. Seriously.
**[20:30] ---**
Anyway, I thought I'd improve
the Phone Microwave a little.
**[20:34] ---**
It's currently a bit of a pain in the ass, right?
**[20:37] ---**
Sending the D-mails to the past.
**[20:43] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
What does he mean,
"sending mails
to the past"?
Moeka
**[20:44] ---**
I-It's nothing.
**[20:46] ---**
You misheard.
**[20:48] ---**
He didn't say, "sending mails to the past."
**[20:50] ---**
He said, "Sen Dingma Ils Tot Hepast,"
**[20:53] ---**
which is ancient Sumerian for
"Did you eat breakfast?"
**[20:57] ---**
Good morning, Okarin!
**[20:59] ---**
Can Mayushii use the microwave before you
to make her kara-age?
**[21:03] ---**
Okabe, I had an idea about the time machine.
**[21:10] ---**
It's me.
**[21:11] ---**
This is bad.
**[21:13] ---**
No.
**[21:14] ---**
Information about #8
has been leaked to a third party.
**[21:17] ---**
What's going on?
**[21:18] ---**
He's totally ignoring all three of us?
**[21:21] ---**
We can't let the Organization find out...
**[21:24] ---**
Don't mail while I'm on the phone!
**[21:26] ---**
Was that maybe...
**[21:30] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
It can't be
**[21:30] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
It can't be
It can't be FB?
**[21:35] ---**
FB?
**[21:45] ---**
Very well. I'll tell you everything.
**[21:50] ---**
Since you've found out,
there's nothing else I can do.
**[21:52] ---**
Kiryuu Moeka,
**[21:54] ---**
from now on, you're Lab Member 005!
# E7 - Divergence Singularity
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G609N5KE6/divergence-singularity)
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**[00:03] ---**
Shiver, my right hand...
**[00:07] ---**
By the contract we made, I order you
**[00:12] ---**
to wreathe yourself in black flame
and grant my desire!
**[00:21] ---**
Now I can't heat up my kara-age!
**[00:23] ---**
You sure about this?
**[00:24] ---**
Mayuri, this is no longer a microwave.
It's a time machine!
**[00:25] ---**
If you join the lab, you'll be dealing with this all day.
**[00:28] ---**
That's not fair!
**[00:30] ---**
Then go buy me a new microwave, Okarin.
**[00:34] ---**
I don't have the money.
**[00:36] ---**
I told you not to photograph me.
**[00:40] ---**
It's to celebrate.
**[00:41] ---**
Anyway, no photos!
**[00:44] ---**
Okay, done programming.
**[00:47] ---**
Phone Microwave, 2nd Ed., Version 1.03 is done.
**[00:51] ---**
Now you can use the
Phone Microwave's cell phone
**[00:53] ---**
to send a D-mail to any phone you like!
**[00:55] ---**
You did it, Daru!
**[00:57] ---**
Then let's continue our experiments.
**[00:59] ---**
Is it really a time machine?
**[01:02] ---**
Don't tell anyone, okay?
**[01:05] ---**
But don't you think the landlord
will get mad at us?
**[01:10] ---**
Part-time warrior!
**[01:13] ---**
Mayuri, be quiet!
**[01:15] ---**
Where's Mr. Braun?
**[01:17] ---**
Who's that?
**[01:17] ---**
Don't call my dad Mr. Braun...
**[01:20] ---**
You mean the boss? He's out on a call.
**[01:22] ---**
I don't think he'll be back for a while.
**[01:23] ---**
Is that true?!
**[01:24] ---**
If it weren't, I couldn't screw around outside.
**[01:32] ---**
Mayuri.
**[01:34] ---**
Okay.
**[01:48] [Messenger] ---**
Received Mail
Date Received: 2010/07/29 13:43
From: Mayuri \n Subject: (None) \n Tutturu
**[01:51] ---**
This is...
**[01:53] ---**
I saw a light.
***SIGN*** Divergence Singularity
**[03:34] ---**
Juicy Kara-age #1 would taste better...
**[03:39] ---**
Hey, there's no Dr Pepper!
**[03:41] ---**
They were out.
**[03:43] ---**
If they're out, keep looking until you find some!
**[03:45] ---**
That's what it means to be a Dr Pepperian.
**[03:48] ---**
They didn't have any.
**[03:50] ---**
What do you want me to do about it?
**[03:51] ---**
You want some or not?
**[03:56] ---**
Jeez...
**[03:57] ---**
What kind of mad scientist worries about
not getting enough vegetables?
**[04:05] ---**
Let's begin the Round Table.
**[04:06] ---**
It's hot in here. Let's open a window.
**[04:09] ---**
What are you doing, Daru?
**[04:11] ---**
What if the Organization discovers our secret...
**[04:14] ---**
Delusion fail!
**[04:17] [Messenger] ---**
What's a Round Table?
**[04:21] ---**
We will now move Operation Urd to stage 2,
**[04:24] ---**
and run experiments to make the D-mail
**[04:27] ---**
more practical.
**[04:29] ---**
During summer, you need barley tea.
**[04:31] ---**
Want some, too, Moeka-san?
**[04:33] ---**
Practical? What are we going to do?
**[04:37] ---**
Change the past.
**[04:42] ---**
Wait... That's too dangerous.
**[04:44] ---**
If you create a time paradox...
**[04:46] ---**
Assistant, as a scientist,
**[04:49] ---**
aren't you interested in whether we can
alter the past, using the D-Mail?
**[04:53] ---**
W-Well...
**[04:55] ---**
But what will we change?
**[04:56] ---**
Good question.
**[04:58] ---**
Here's what I want to accomplish
with this operation...
**[05:05] ---**
Win the lottery.
**[05:10] ---**
Okarin... Mayushii is very sad.
**[05:12] ---**
I'm in.
**[05:14] ---**
If I had money, I could buy
new parts for the computer,
**[05:16] ---**
and I could go to May Queen all I want.
**[05:17] ---**
We should work toward world peace.
**[05:22] ---**
Like give everyone in the world an Upa cushion...
**[05:24] ---**
Okabe, that's really lame.
**[05:28] ---**
It's an experiment to see
if we can change the past.
**[05:30] ---**
That would be the easiest way to tell!
**[05:32] ---**
But basically, you just want money, right?
**[05:34] ---**
Shut up, Celeb 17!
**[05:36] ---**
Cele... Huh?
**[05:38] ---**
Celeb 17!
**[05:41] ---**
I don't want to hear anything from a woman
**[05:43] ---**
living in a hotel on her parent's money!
**[05:46] ---**
I'm eighteen.
**[05:48] ---**
But there are all kinds of lottery tickets.
**[05:51] ---**
Which one do you want?
**[05:52] ---**
Well...
**[05:55] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:56] ---**
No...
**[05:59] ---**
Where'd Moeka go?
**[06:01] ---**
Huh?
**[06:04] ---**
Wait!
**[06:08] ---**
Sheesh... Can't take my eyes
off you for a second.
**[06:10] ---**
Because you didn't respond.
**[06:13] [Messenger] ---**
I really want to borrow
the IBN 5100.
Please...
It's okay, right?
**[06:16] ---**
Is she supposed to be a valley girl LOL?
**[06:19] ---**
Christina, keep a close eye on her,
**[06:22] ---**
so she doesn't wander around!
**[06:24] ---**
How am I supposed to do that?
**[06:27] ---**
Do you want to see the lab, Moeka-san?
**[06:30] ---**
I'll show you around later.
**[06:32] ---**
Mayushii is good at that!
**[06:34] ---**
I did it for Kurisu-chan, too!
**[06:38] ---**
Where should I start?
**[06:41] ---**
I see.
**[06:43] ---**
The Loto 6.
**[06:46] ---**
Every Thursday,
the winning numbers are announced.
**[06:49] ---**
We'll send the numbers to the past.
**[06:51] ---**
We're really doing this?
**[06:53] ---**
You have any other ideas?
**[06:55] ---**
Which number do you want?
**[06:58] ---**
By the way, first prize is...
**[07:01] ---**
200,000,000 yen!
**[07:03] ---**
200,000,000 yen?
**[07:04] ---**
Wait, Daru.
**[07:06] ---**
200,000,000 yen is a bit much.
**[07:08] ---**
First prize would draw too much attention.
**[07:11] ---**
The Organization is chasing me, after all.
**[07:13] ---**
You got cold feet, didn't you?
**[07:14] ---**
What's second prize?
**[07:17] ---**
23,000,000 yen.
**[07:18] ---**
Third?
**[07:20] ---**
700,000.
**[07:21] ---**
We'll go with that!
**[07:23] ---**
Okabe's chicken, isn't he?
**[07:25] ---**
That's coming from someone
worried about a time paradox, Cel-7?
**[07:26] ---**
And this is the Upa cushion!
**[07:28] ---**
When you're tired or feeling down,
**[07:31] ---**
you give it a hug, like this!
**[07:34] ---**
And this is the fridge!
**[07:37] ---**
What's inside today?
**[07:39] ---**
Um...
**[07:49] ---**
Hey!
**[07:49] ---**
Shining Finger!
**[07:52] ---**
Here's your first Lab Member mission.
**[07:56] ---**
Ooh, your first job!
**[07:57] ---**
Think of what to write in the D-mail.
**[08:01] ---**
Something that will make the me of
**[08:03] ---**
one week ago want to buy a Lotto-6 ticket.
**[08:07] ---**
Seven days ago
**[08:09] ---**
would be 168 hours,
so about 170 seconds would do it?
**[08:13] ---**
I guess that's it.
**[08:13] [Messenger] ---**
Buy Lotto-6
You'll win!
**[08:15] ---**
Okay, we're ready.
**[08:18] ---**
At last, the time has come to open Steins Gate!
**[08:21] ---**
That again?
**[08:22] ---**
You really never tire of it, do you?
**[08:23] ---**
And you need to stop whining
about it every time.
**[08:30] ---**
You looked like you were having fun.
**[08:32] ---**
I-It's not like I'm having fun, all right?
**[08:35] ---**
That said, our assistant sure is a tsundere.
**[08:37] ---**
Who's a tsundere?!
**[08:39] ---**
Ooh, Miss Makise, you know what a tsundere is?
**[08:43] ---**
I don't!
**[08:45] ---**
No, you definitely responded like you did.
**[08:46] ---**
I said I don't!
**[08:50] ---**
Okay, I'm starting up the microwave.
**[09:08] ---**
*That's too dangerous.*
**[09:10] ---**
*If you create a time paradox...*
**[09:15] ---**
*Why am I so scared?*
**[09:25] ---**
El Psy Congroo!
**[09:30] [Messenger] ---**
Sending...
**[09:31] [Messenger] ---**
Sent
**[09:49] ---**
Okarin!
**[09:52] ---**
Okarin!
**[09:58] ---**
Are you okay?
**[09:59] ---**
Wh-What was that?
**[10:06] ---**
How many minutes have I been standing here?
**[10:10] ---**
About thirty seconds, I guess.
**[10:13] ---**
Thirty seconds?
**[10:14] ---**
You don't remember?
**[10:16] ---**
We were just talking about an experiment
to see if we could change the past with a D-mail.
**[10:20] ---**
And then...
**[10:20] ---**
You ran over to Phone Microwave-chan
**[10:23] ---**
and started panting...
**[10:25] ---**
Mayushii, can you say "panting" again?
**[10:27] ---**
Stop it, pervert!
**[10:40] ---**
It's here.
**[10:40] [Messenger] ---**
Buy Lotto-6
You'll win!
**[10:44] ---**
Okabe... Are you really all right?
**[10:46] ---**
Where's the money?
**[10:47] ---**
The Lotto-6!
**[10:48] ---**
Cel-7, did I win third prize?
**[10:51] ---**
Don't call me Cel-7...
**[10:53] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[10:55] ---**
What do you mean? You...
**[10:57] ---**
Okarin?
**[11:00] ---**
The experiment?
**[11:01] ---**
We did an experiment to see if we could
change the past with the D-mail...
**[11:04] ---**
We were just talking about what we could
**[11:07] ---**
do for the experiment.
**[11:09] ---**
Mayushii wants something that will bring about world peace!
**[11:13] ---**
Like giving everyone in the world an Upa cushion!
**[11:14] ---**
You really don't remember...
**[11:21] ---**
Come in!
**[11:24] ---**
It's Ruka-kun!
**[11:26] ---**
Welcome!
**[11:31] ---**
Kyouma-san, I'm sorry!
**[11:33] ---**
Ruka-kun?
**[11:35] ---**
This...
**[11:38] ---**
02, 12, 18...
**[11:41] ---**
It's the same.
**[11:42] ---**
Rukako! Where did you get this?
**[11:45] ---**
Um... You gave me the numbers.
**[11:49] ---**
I did?
**[11:50] ---**
You said to buy it since it might win.
**[11:54] ---**
Wh-When?
**[11:55] ---**
One week ago.
**[11:57] ---**
Wow, Okarin's psychic!
**[12:00] ---**
So, Ruka, did you win?
**[12:02] ---**
Well... I got one of the numbers wrong.
**[12:10] ---**
So close!
**[12:12] ---**
Too close!
**[12:13] ---**
Okabe, did you use the Phone Microwave to...
**[12:21] ---**
*Hey, there's no Dr Pepper!*
**[12:23] ---**
*They didn't have any.*
**[12:24] ---**
*What do you want me to do about it?*
**[12:34] ---**
*I sent the D-mail.*
**[12:37] ---**
*But there's no record of it.*
**[12:40] ---**
The past has been changed?
**[12:44] ---**
*They didn't remember the experiment,*
**[12:48] ---**
*even though we all talked about it,
and we all observed.*
**[12:52] ---**
*Only I remember.*
**[12:54] ---**
*Only I...*
**[12:57] ---**
*This feeling! It's just like back then...*
**[13:02] ---**
*What is this?*
**[13:11] ---**
What's that?
**[13:15] ---**
Something important.
**[13:24] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:28] ---**
You look like you've been brainwashed.
**[13:30] ---**
Brainwashed...
**[13:33] ---**
It's possible.
**[13:35] ---**
But was I the one brainwashed... Or were they?
**[13:39] ---**
What?
**[13:51] ---**
There's no chip.
**[13:53] ---**
It's okay.
**[13:54] ---**
You're not brainwashed.
**[13:56] ---**
Chip?
**[13:58] ---**
What's brainwashed?
**[14:00] ---**
That's...
**[14:02] ---**
I, Hououin Kyouma, will tell you.
**[14:07] ---**
I guess Nae's scared of Okabe Rintarou.
**[14:12] ---**
There's something I want to ask you.
**[14:19] ---**
Electricity?
**[14:20] ---**
You mean when there are all those sparks?
**[14:21] ---**
You did it before, didn't you?
**[14:23] ---**
There should have been one ten minutes ago.
**[14:25] ---**
I didn't notice that one.
**[14:28] ---**
What about you, Nae?
**[14:29] ---**
Nope!
**[14:31] ---**
You really are a pervert!
**[14:33] ---**
I'm not a pervert!
**[14:35] ---**
I'm a pervert gentleman!
**[14:37] ---**
See?
**[14:38] ---**
I told you that you can hear it.
**[14:40] ---**
I didn't know it was this bad...
**[14:42] ---**
Did you hear about the time machine?
**[14:45] ---**
Yeah. Nice job, I guess!
**[14:48] ---**
Let me warn you...
**[14:49] ---**
I won't tell anyone.
**[14:53] ---**
Are you worried about something
related to the time machine?
**[14:57] ---**
Then why not ask John Titor?
**[15:02] ---**
*Come to think of it,
John Titor mentioned this.*
**[15:06] ---**
*If you go to the past and change it,*
**[15:09] ---**
*this alters something called
the divergence number,*
**[15:12] ---**
*and the world line moves to another world.*
**[15:15] ---**
*When there's a world line move,
people's memories are altered.*
**[15:21] ---**
*And memories of the new world are created.*
**[15:25] ---**
*The D-mail moved the world line*
**[15:27] ---**
*from a world where Rukako
didn't buy the Lotto-6 ticket*
**[15:30] ---**
*to one where he did.*
**[15:33] ---**
*The world line changed, and so did the past.*
**[15:37] ---**
*In this world,*
**[15:38] ---**
*I didn't send the D-mail
with the winning Loto 6 number*
**[15:40] ---**
*into the past.*
**[15:43] ---**
*It's not that the other Lab Members
don't remember the experiment.*
**[15:46] ---**
*It never happened.*
**[15:51] ---**
*So why do I remember?*
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, no!
**[16:02] ---**
Nae, whatever he asks,
don't tell him I was slacking off!
**[16:06] ---**
Will you give me a ride on your bike?
**[16:08] ---**
I will!
**[16:11] ---**
Okabe Rintarou!
**[16:13] ---**
I'm on your side, okay?
**[16:19] ---**
You!
**[16:22] ---**
Daddy!
**[16:23] ---**
Okabe!
**[16:24] ---**
What were you doing with my daughter?!
**[16:27] ---**
W-Wait! I wasn't doing anything!
**[16:29] ---**
Shut up!
**[16:30] ---**
A guy like you couldn't control himself
if left alone with my daughter!
**[16:35] ---**
Do you always think about me like that?
**[16:37] ---**
And we weren't alone...
**[16:39] ---**
Suzuha was just here.
**[16:41] ---**
What? Is that true, Nae?
**[16:44] ---**
I promised, so I can't say she was slacking off.
**[16:47] ---**
What?
**[16:49] ---**
Hey! Part-timer!
**[16:52] ---**
You were slacking off!
**[16:54] ---**
The 42-inch was left on!
**[16:57] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[17:09] ---**
I'll talk about the reason why later.
**[17:11] ---**
We're stopping the experiment for today.
**[17:13] ---**
We're done for the day.
**[17:18] ---**
Okarin...
**[17:26] ---**
So, assistant, you're not going home?
**[17:30] ---**
I'm thinking.
**[17:32] ---**
I see.
**[17:33] ---**
You'd be all alone if you went back to the hotel,
**[17:36] ---**
so you want me to spend time with you.
**[17:38] ---**
Right, little Cel-7?
**[17:39] ---**
Don't call me Cel-7!
**[17:41] ---**
I've gotta send this text message.
**[17:44] ---**
If you want to stay here, be quiet, The Zombie.
**[17:51] ---**
That's the name that bugs me most.
**[18:06] ---**
You're like a girl,
waiting for a message from her crush.
**[18:11] ---**
You really want attention that much?
**[18:16] ---**
Who was that message to?
**[18:19] ---**
John Titor.
**[18:25] [Messenger] ---**
Rukako
The Lottery
I'm really sorry
**[18:32] [Messenger] ---**
Shining Finger
I Had Fun
Next time, tell me about
the time machine.
It's a promise.
A promise, right?
Bye!
Moeka
**[18:43] ---**
Daru?
**[18:44] ---**
Hello.
**[18:45] ---**
Okarin, I realized I made a huge mistake!
**[18:50] ---**
A mistake? What?
**[18:52] ---**
Actually... Actually...
**[18:56] ---**
I left my wallet at the lab!
**[18:58] ---**
What?
**[18:58] ---**
So now I can't get into May Queen!
**[19:01] ---**
Okarin, would you...
**[19:06] ---**
Okarin!
**[19:08] ---**
Oh, it's Mayuri.
**[19:11] ---**
Daru's with you, right?
**[19:13] ---**
You don't need to lend him money, okay?
**[19:15] ---**
Got it.
**[19:16] ---**
And so, Okarin, do you feel better?
**[19:19] ---**
If you don't, you can hug Mayushii's Upa, okay?
**[19:23] ---**
Then you'll feel better.
**[19:27] ---**
Okay.
**[19:28] ---**
I'm hanging up.
**[19:29] ---**
Good luck at work.
**[19:31] ---**
Thanks.
**[19:32] ---**
Bye!
**[19:36] ---**
Okabe, you're smiling.
**[19:46] ---**
It's here!
**[19:49] ---**
I read your message.
**[19:51] ---**
Just as you suspected,
**[19:52] ---**
the past was changed, and the world line moved.
**[19:57] ---**
The one thing I don't understand
**[19:59] ---**
is why you retain your memories
from before the change.
**[20:05] ---**
Is that true?
**[20:06] ---**
It's true.
**[20:08] ---**
Something similar happened before.
**[20:10] ---**
What is this?
**[20:12] ---**
I don't know.
**[20:14] ---**
The concept of changing the past
**[20:16] ---**
via e-mail was something that was never
**[20:19] ---**
envisaged, even in the year 2036.
**[20:22] ---**
You changed the past and moved world lines.
**[20:26] ---**
But it's never been confirmed that
**[20:30] ---**
anyone exists who can maintain their memories
**[20:32] ---**
over a world-line jump, to observe the change.
**[20:37] ---**
But...
**[20:38] ---**
Kyouma, you may have that power.
**[20:44] ---**
You may be able to lead the world
**[20:48] ---**
beyond Divergence 1%...
**[20:52] ---**
Lead the world?
**[20:58] ---**
What lies beyond Divergence 1%?
**[21:01] ---**
What happens then?
**[21:04] [Messenger] ---**
Sending...
**[21:06] [Messenger] ---**
Sent
**[21:20] ---**
What lies beyond it is true freedom.
**[21:23] ---**
If you can't cross that barrier,
**[21:25] ---**
the future will become a dystopia.
**[21:29] ---**
My goal is to change the future.
**[21:32] ---**
And you may be the one who has that power.
**[21:38] ---**
Okabe, what's wrong?
**[21:40] ---**
What's he talking about?
**[21:43] ---**
Me change the future?
**[21:46] ---**
That's...
**[21:59] ---**
Kyouma,
**[22:00] ---**
I want...
**[22:04] ---**
...you to be the messiah.
# E8 - Chaos Theory Homeostasis I
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYX0XGWKR/chaos-theory-homeostasis)
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**[00:00] ---**
The experiments we've run so far
**[00:03] ---**
prove that the D-mails are being sent to the past.
**[00:06] ---**
But I couldn't change the outcome
of my match with Feyris-tan!
**[00:10] ---**
That's a problem with you, not with the D-mail.
**[00:13] ---**
There are problems with the system,
**[00:15] ---**
including the issue with Rukako,
**[00:17] ---**
but if we work on it,
we can turn it into a real time machine...
**[00:19] ---**
Time machine?
**[00:21] ---**
You were listening to us?
**[00:23] ---**
Feyris just brought your order!
**[00:26] ---**
Do you want any gum syrup or milk?
**[00:28] ---**
I refuse!
**[00:29] ---**
And thus, you can have my everything!
**[00:33] ---**
There it is!
**[00:34] ---**
Secret Move: Stir While Gazing Into Their Eyes!
**[00:37] ---**
I'm so jealous, Okarin. Explode.
**[00:38] ---**
Kyouma, what do you mean by a time machine?
**[00:41] ---**
Do you think you can seduce me
**[00:43] ---**
into giving up classified information?
**[00:45] ---**
I won't ask Kyouma.
**[00:47] ---**
Daru-nyan!
**[00:49] ---**
You think Daru would betray me?
**[00:50] ---**
We built a machine that sends texts to the past!
**[00:52] ---**
And by "we," I mean mostly me!
**[00:53] ---**
That was entirely too fast!
**[00:54] ---**
Messages to the past?
***SIGN*** Chaos Theory Homeostasis
**[02:31] ---**
*Stupid Daru...*
**[02:33] ---**
*Spreading our secrets to outsiders...*
**[02:34] ---**
Why?
**[02:36] ---**
Why must you take it that way?
**[02:38] ---**
I just wanted to...
**[02:39] ---**
No, that isn't what I meant!
**[02:41] ---**
I...
**[03:05] ---**
Wh-Wh-What?
**[03:07] ---**
I'm not crying!
**[03:08] ---**
It's not like I was crying, okay?
**[03:11] ---**
You were clearly crying...
**[03:14] ---**
Your eyes are still red.
**[03:16] ---**
No!
**[03:18] ---**
Something's in my eye...
**[03:19] ---**
What is this, an old soap opera?
**[03:22] ---**
Anyway, I'm not crying.
**[03:24] ---**
So no questions.
**[03:25] ---**
Got it?
**[03:26] ---**
I didn't say anything.
**[03:29] ---**
Shut up!
**[03:50] ---**
Christina...
**[03:51] ---**
Don't talk to me!
**[03:57] ---**
I'll only say this...
**[03:59] ---**
You're part of my life now.
**[04:02] ---**
Any time you want to talk, I'll listen.
**[04:05] ---**
Okabe...
**[04:08] ---**
Just as planned, she fell for it!
**[04:11] ---**
Now I can use her for all the grunt work!
**[04:16] ---**
Hey.
**[04:20] ---**
Good work out there!
**[04:22] ---**
Feyris-chan!
**[04:24] ---**
Are you heading to Kyouma's?
**[04:26] ---**
Yeah, he wanted me to bring lunch.
**[04:30] ---**
Hey, have you seen the time machine, Mayushii?
**[04:34] ---**
Time...
**[04:35] ---**
Oh, Phone Microwave-san?
**[04:38] ---**
Phone Microwave?
**[04:39] ---**
There's this big spooky lightning,
and it's kind of scary...
**[04:47] ---**
Wow!
**[04:48] ---**
It's like a time machine out of the movies.
**[04:50] ---**
Yeah...
**[04:52] ---**
But Mayushii doesn't really want
him doing that stuff.
**[04:57] ---**
Why?
**[04:59] ---**
It feels like Okarin is leaving me.
**[05:06] ---**
We will now begin our Round—
**[05:08] ---**
Okarin! Okarin!
**[05:11] ---**
What?
**[05:11] ---**
Isn't this strange?
**[05:13] ---**
Mayushii says she isn't cosplaying.
**[05:16] ---**
It isn't cosplay.
**[05:17] ---**
It's her school uniform.
**[05:18] ---**
I had school today.
**[05:20] ---**
It's a super-realistic portrayal of a school uniform.
**[05:24] ---**
That's sexual harassment,
and she doesn't have to accept it.
**[05:26] ---**
Here's yours, Okarin!
**[05:28] ---**
Thanks.
**[05:29] ---**
No, wait. I said we're having a Round Table!
**[05:32] ---**
You're the one who wanted me to bring lunch.
**[05:35] ---**
Don't mind him.
**[05:37] ---**
Obviously, it isn't anything important.
**[05:39] ---**
You can say that after you hear
the discussion topic...
**[05:42] ---**
Physical time travel!
**[05:47] ---**
Mayuri, is there still barley tea in the fridge?
**[05:50] ---**
One second.
**[05:52] ---**
Realistic.
**[05:54] ---**
It's me!
**[05:55] ---**
The Organization has initiated
an operation to tear apart the lab.
**[05:59] ---**
The words of me, Hououin Kyouma,
**[06:01] ---**
fail to reach them!
**[06:03] ---**
Do they ever?
**[06:05] ---**
Then why are you ignoring my awesome topic?
**[06:08] ---**
Because it's impossible.
**[06:10] ---**
We can send messages to the past.
**[06:12] ---**
It must be possible...
**[06:13] ---**
It's not.
**[06:15] ---**
We can send thirty-six bytes plus some extra.
**[06:17] ---**
Three messages, with six characters.
**[06:19] ---**
No more.
**[06:21] ---**
If you want to experiment,
why not be the guinea pig?
**[06:26] ---**
That's if you don't mind ending up as a gel-Okarin.
**[06:28] ---**
Gel-Okarin, huh?
**[06:30] ---**
That'd really hurt.
**[06:32] ---**
SERN's experiments prove the difficulties
**[06:34] ---**
inherent to physical time travel.
**[06:37] ---**
Even using the LHC, biggest in the world,
**[06:39] ---**
they've had no success.
**[06:41] ---**
We can't possibly do it with this equipment.
**[06:43] ---**
Then how do the messages get to the past?
**[06:46] ---**
I don't know.
**[06:47] ---**
That's the problem.
**[06:49] ---**
Like I said before,
**[06:50] ---**
SERN's trying to use the
lifter-black hole combination
**[06:52] ---**
to achieve time travel.
**[06:55] ---**
The Phone Microwave probably
works on the same principle.
**[06:58] ---**
But the microwave doesn't have anything
**[07:01] ---**
to function as a lifter.
**[07:03] ---**
So where is it?
**[07:04] ---**
I don't know.
**[07:05] ---**
We're limited in the times
we can send D-mail, too.
**[07:08] ---**
Currently, we can't be sure that this machine
**[07:11] ---**
really sends messages to the past.
**[07:13] ---**
Before we continue,
**[07:15] ---**
we should deal with the issues before us first.
**[07:17] ---**
Boring!
**[07:19] ---**
99.9% of science is boring.
**[07:23] ---**
If you call yourself a scientist...
**[07:25] ---**
I'm not a scientist!
**[07:26] ---**
I'm a mad scientist!
**[07:28] ---**
Yo, I heard you like fail, so we put some fail in your fail,
so you can facepalm while you facepalm.
**[07:32] ---**
Miss Makise...
**[07:34] ---**
You aren't a...
**[07:36] ---**
Shut up!
**[07:37] ---**
Not another word!
**[07:38] ---**
Because that's impossible!
**[07:40] ---**
Get back on topic, already.
**[07:42] ---**
Continuing on to the reports.
**[07:45] ---**
How's the translation of
**[07:46] ---**
the SERN server documents going, Christina?
**[07:50] ---**
AKA, 2channer!
**[07:52] ---**
I told you that's not true!
**[07:54] ---**
Then you sure know your memes.
**[07:55] ---**
I do not!
**[08:00] ---**
Nothing to report.
**[08:02] ---**
I see.
**[08:03] ---**
Continue your investigations...
**[08:05] ---**
2channer!
**[08:06] ---**
Stop calling me that!
**[08:07] ---**
Daru's up next. How's the hacking coming?
**[08:09] ---**
No change.
**[08:10] ---**
Probably, until I analyze the mysterious program
**[08:13] ---**
on the other server, there'll be no change.
**[08:15] ---**
How's the IBN 5100 analysis going?
**[08:17] ---**
Be great if I could do it.
**[08:20] ---**
What do you mean?
**[08:22] ---**
Huh?
**[08:23] ---**
You haven't started the analysis?
**[08:26] ---**
How should I do that?
**[08:29] ---**
Where's the IBN 5100?
**[08:31] ---**
How would I know?
**[08:35] ---**
It can't be...
**[08:41] ---**
Okarin, what's wrong?
**[08:44] ---**
Christina...
**[08:46] ---**
Did I, by any chance, not find the IBN 5100?
**[08:52] ---**
You don't even know where it is.
**[09:00] ---**
I see.
**[09:01] ---**
So if I decide to believe what you say,
you found the IBN 5100.
**[09:07] ---**
Yes.
**[09:07] ---**
I carried it back here with you.
**[09:10] ---**
But you're the only one with any memory of that.
**[09:14] ---**
The D-mails probably changed the past.
**[09:18] ---**
Changed the past...
**[09:20] ---**
But we've only sent minor stuff.
**[09:24] ---**
The Butterfly Effect.
**[09:27] ---**
Sending one message into the past
**[09:29] ---**
causes the world line to split.
**[09:31] ---**
From a world where we didn't buy a Lotto-6 ticket
**[09:34] ---**
to one where we did.
**[09:35] ---**
Little by little, this changes what
was meant to happen.
**[09:40] ---**
One change causes another,
**[09:42] ---**
and they pile on top of one another.
**[09:47] ---**
It's one of the long-recognized risks
of altering the past.
**[09:51] ---**
Then where is the IBN 5100?
**[09:54] ---**
Let me ask this instead.
**[09:55] ---**
Where was it?
**[09:57] ---**
Yes, when I asked my dad,
he said it used to be here, but...
**[10:05] ---**
It's gone now.
**[10:08] ---**
I see.
**[10:10] ---**
Well?
**[10:12] ---**
There was an IBN 5100 at Yanabayashi Shrine.
**[10:17] ---**
But it's gone now.
**[10:20] ---**
No one knows when it was taken or by whom.
**[10:23] ---**
A dead end, huh?
**[10:25] ---**
But it's strange to donate a PC to a shrine.
**[10:29] ---**
I wonder who'd have done that.
**[10:39] ---**
Feyris-chan?
**[10:40] ---**
What's up?
**[10:41] ---**
Here's the list I wrote of ten questions
**[10:44] ---**
to ask the maids, at the next event.
**[10:46] ---**
Let me see...
**[10:48] ---**
"If you could go back and redo one thing
from your past, what would it be?"
**[10:53] ---**
What would you do, Feyris-chan?
**[10:57] ---**
Let me think...
**[10:58] ---**
Feyris... doesn't look back at her past! Let's go.
**[11:02] ---**
It's the task of the cat-eared maid,
**[11:04] ---**
who brings everyone happiness, to forge ahead!
**[11:10] ---**
Oh, my phone!
**[11:12] ---**
Hi, this is Feyris.
**[11:14] ---**
Kyouma.
**[11:15] ---**
A PC?
**[11:17] ---**
An IBN 5100.
**[11:19] ---**
Did your family give it to Yanabayashi Shrine?
**[11:22] ---**
I don't really remember...
**[11:25] ---**
But you're right. My dad did have a lot of old PCs.
**[11:32] ---**
Kyouma...
**[11:35] ---**
Is this related to the time machine
**[11:37] ---**
you were talking about?
**[11:43] ---**
Look, look!
**[11:45] ---**
It's an Upa!
**[11:46] ---**
A metal Upa!
**[11:49] ---**
Do you still want a metal Upa?
**[11:52] ---**
Still?
**[11:58] ---**
How long are you going to
stand there, staring at it?
**[12:00] ---**
Wait!
**[12:01] ---**
Daru-kun!
**[12:03] ---**
Here I am!
**[12:08] ---**
What are you buying?
**[12:10] ---**
I found a limited-edition that had
sold out before I could buy it!
**[12:13] ---**
You might say,
**[12:15] ---**
"This encounter was the choice of Steins Gate!"
**[12:18] ---**
Don't use it for stuff like this!
**[12:20] ---**
Anyway, why are you two following me?
**[12:22] ---**
You could've stayed back at the lab,
with the assistant.
**[12:25] ---**
Once I heard you were going to Feyris-tan's place,
**[12:27] ---**
I had to come along!
**[12:29] ---**
I wanted to go and play, too!
**[12:32] ---**
Why did Feyris tell me to come to her house?
**[12:35] ---**
It's Kirari-chan!
**[12:36] ---**
Mayuri, wait...
**[12:39] ---**
Jeez...
**[12:40] ---**
The IBN 5100.
**[12:51] ---**
Shining Finger!
**[12:57] ---**
Wait! Hey!
**[13:03] ---**
Shining...
**[13:04] ---**
Moeka!
**[13:05] ---**
Kiryuu Moeka!
**[13:23] ---**
Why?
**[13:26] ---**
FB said it was there!
**[13:32] ---**
Okabe-kun...
**[13:34] ---**
Back there, you mentioned the IBN 5100...
**[13:37] ---**
Do you know...
**[13:38] ---**
where it is?
**[13:42] ---**
You don't know, either?
**[13:45] ---**
I don't...
**[13:55] ---**
Okarin!
**[13:58] ---**
Moeka-san?
**[13:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:00] ---**
Okabe...
**[14:02] ---**
Moeka-san's so pretty and stylish.
**[14:05] ---**
I'm sure she'd make a great cosplayer.
**[14:10] ---**
Mayuri, you know Shining Finger?
**[14:15] ---**
I do!
**[14:16] ---**
How?
**[14:17] ---**
How do you know her?
**[14:19] ---**
You brought her to the lab!
**[14:23] ---**
*After Moeka sent her D-mail,*
**[14:26] ---**
*she disappeared from everyone's memory.*
**[14:29] ---**
*And then, after Ruka sent his D-mail,*
**[14:33] ---**
*they knew her again.*
**[14:37] ---**
*Little by little, the world changes,*
**[14:40] ---**
*each time the D-mail changes the past?*
**[14:57] ---**
Is this really the place?
**[14:59] ---**
I'm sure of it.
**[15:01] ---**
Seems it's on the top floor.
**[15:11] ---**
The mistress will be here soon.
**[15:14] ---**
Just one moment.
**[15:20] ---**
Butler cafés aren't my thing.
**[15:24] ---**
A real butler!
**[15:25] ---**
I've never seen one before.
**[15:30] ---**
Look!
**[15:31] ---**
The people all look like ants!
**[15:32] ---**
I love it!
**[15:35] ---**
Okarin...
**[15:36] ---**
Thought he'd say that!
**[15:38] ---**
Sorry for the wait.
**[15:40] ---**
Feyris-chan!
**[15:42] ---**
Now it's Feyris-tan wearing her normal clothes!
**[15:44] ---**
What luck!
**[15:48] ---**
Feyris Nyan Nyan!
**[15:50] ---**
It seems I must question your true identity!
**[15:55] ---**
Feyris is...
**[15:58] ---**
...Feyris-nyan!
**[15:59] ---**
Stop fooling around!
**[16:01] ---**
If you refuse to explain, then I'm leaving!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh, fine.
**[16:07] ---**
Feyris's family owns all the land around here!
**[16:12] ---**
Then Akiba is...
**[16:14] ---**
That's right.
**[16:17] ---**
What about Akiba now?
**[16:18] ---**
It's Feyris's real name.
**[16:20] ---**
Akiha Rumiho-chan!
**[16:23] ---**
I didn't hear that!
**[16:24] ---**
Feyris-tan's real name is Feyris-tan!
**[16:27] ---**
A sad attempt to escape reality.
**[16:29] ---**
By the way, Feyris was the one
**[16:31] ---**
who asked to bring moe culture to Akiba.
**[16:34] ---**
No way!
**[16:35] ---**
And she works as an angel at May Queen,
**[16:38] ---**
to further spread moe culture!
**[16:40] ---**
How splendid!
**[16:42] ---**
And my eyes are also splendid,
for recognizing her before anyone else!
**[16:46] ---**
But, but... Keep it a secret, okay?
**[16:50] ---**
I want you to treat me
**[16:52] ---**
with Feyris-love, just like always!
**[16:53] ---**
I will! Totally!
**[16:56] ---**
Thank you, nyan-nyan!
**[16:57] ---**
No nyan-nyan!
**[16:58] ---**
Anyway, what about the IBN 5100?
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, that?
**[17:03] ---**
But before that, I have a simple request...
**[17:08] ---**
You want to arrange a trade?
**[17:10] ---**
It's nothing difficult.
**[17:12] ---**
I only want you to let me
use the D-mail. Just once.
**[17:16] ---**
Sure!
**[17:18] ---**
Use it as often as you want!
**[17:19] ---**
Wait! The D-mail is absolutely
off-limits to outsiders...
**[17:22] ---**
Then why not make Feyris-chan a lab member, too?
**[17:26] ---**
Wait! Wait!
**[17:28] ---**
Sending more messages to the past would be—
**[17:31] ---**
You're the one who sent the
Lotto-6 number back, to try and make money!
**[17:35] ---**
And you can't send one for Feyris-tan?
**[17:36] ---**
Just once!
**[17:38] ---**
No, that's not it...
**[17:40] ---**
*But if I stop now,*
**[17:43] ---**
*there's no guarantee that
the IBN 5100 will return.*
**[17:47] ---**
*If this becomes any kind of clue...*
**[17:52] ---**
Very well.
**[17:53] ---**
But just as Mayuri said,
**[17:55] ---**
you'll have to become a lab member.
**[17:57] ---**
You are now Lab Member 007, Akiha Ru—
**[18:01] ---**
I-I-I can't hear you!
**[18:06] ---**
It's done.
**[18:08] ---**
You're sure you want to
send it back ten years, right?
**[18:11] ---**
I'm sure!
**[18:13] ---**
What's does it say?
**[18:15] ---**
Well... It's a secret!
**[18:17] ---**
Tell me.
**[18:19] ---**
As leader of the lab, I have a duty to know.
**[18:23] ---**
No. A maiden's private life is off-limits to guys.
**[18:27] ---**
I think it's wrong to look at someone's mail.
**[18:30] ---**
I agree! Totally!
**[18:33] ---**
Fine.
**[18:35] ---**
Then put your hand on the send button and wait.
**[18:43] ---**
Hello?
**[18:44] ---**
It's me!
**[18:45] ---**
What's the situation...
**[18:49] ---**
She hung up on me, damn it!
**[18:50] ---**
Yeah, I bet she did.
**[18:52] ---**
That Christina!
**[18:53] ---**
Doesn't she know she's my assistant?
**[18:56] ---**
Hello?
**[18:56] ---**
It's Hououin Kyouma.
Don't just disconnect me, without a word.
**[18:59] ---**
Hououin? Oh, Okabe.
**[19:02] ---**
I thought it was a prank call.
**[19:03] ---**
You saw my number on the display.
**[19:06] ---**
Even so, those first words
**[19:08] ---**
are creepy enough to make me hang up.
**[19:11] ---**
In other words, you are terrified of
the mighty Hououin Kyouma—
**[19:17] ---**
She hung up on me! She hung up on me again!
**[19:20] ---**
Okarin, aren't you ready yet?
**[19:21] ---**
Wait!
**[19:22] ---**
Curse you, cold-blooded, pervert girl genius...
**[19:26] ---**
Hello?
**[19:27] ---**
Listen, The Zomb—
**[19:34] ---**
Hello?
**[19:35] ---**
Hello, my name is Okabe Rintarou.
**[19:37] ---**
What is it?
**[19:39] ---**
I would be extraordinarily gratified
**[19:41] ---**
if you'd set the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change)
**[19:45] ---**
to the values I proferred in my earlier message.
**[19:48] ---**
You should have just said that from the start.
**[19:50] ---**
Also, that isn't what "proffer" means.
**[19:52] ---**
You're embarrassing yourself.
**[19:55] ---**
And stop calling it the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change), already.
**[19:58] ---**
Shut up, Cel-7!
**[20:01] ---**
I'm trying to be polite, and you're...
**[20:02] ---**
Do they not like each other?
**[20:04] ---**
I think it's the opposite.
**[20:06] ---**
Agreed.
**[20:11] [Messenger] ---**
Will you send?
**[20:11] ---**
Maybe...
**[20:14] ---**
Maybe I don't need to do this.
**[20:17] ---**
Feyris!
**[20:19] ---**
The electricity's started.
**[20:20] ---**
Send it.
**[20:43] ---**
Um...
**[20:44] ---**
Who are you?
**[20:48] ---**
Daddy!
**[20:51] ---**
Daddy?
**[20:53] ---**
Were you talking to Kyouma?
**[20:55] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:56] ---**
I'll be on my way.
**[20:59] ---**
Enjoy yourselves.
**[21:05] ---**
Feyris-chan's dad has this
**[21:06] ---**
kind of refined air about him, doesn't he?
**[21:08] ---**
Indeed! You can tell he's Feyris-tan's dad.
**[21:12] ---**
Um...
**[21:14] ---**
Do you know anything about an IBN 5100?
**[21:18] ---**
I haven't heard that name in ages.
**[21:20] ---**
I'm looking for one.
**[21:22] ---**
Unfortunately, I parted with mine a long time ago.
**[21:26] ---**
Did you give it to Yanabayashi Shrine?
**[21:29] ---**
Shrine?
**[21:31] ---**
No, I didn't.
**[21:33] ---**
Goodbye, then.
**[21:44] ---**
*Before Feyris sent her D-mail,*
**[21:47] ---**
*I heard that the IBN 5100 disappeared
after it had been given to Yanabayashi Shrine.*
**[21:52] ---**
*But now, the shrine never got it.*
**[21:56] ---**
*Each time we send a message, things change.*
**[22:01] ---**
*Something may be changing,*
**[22:04] ---**
*even without my being aware of it.*
**[22:14] ---**
*It's possible that we've already
done something that can't be undone.*
**[22:19] ---**
Okarin! Okarin!
**[22:21] ---**
Mayushii is going to Nakano
to buy an *Ai-Sword* doujinshi.
**[22:26] ---**
*Ai-Sword*?
**[22:28] ---**
Kouga Yui?
**[22:29] ---**
Nakano's far away.
**[22:32] ---**
Yeah.
**[22:33] ---**
I wish there were a Tora no Ana here.
**[22:37] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[22:39] ---**
Tora no Ana's right over there.
**[22:45] ---**
What are you talking about, Okarin?
**[22:47] ---**
Why would there be one in Akiba?
# E9 - Chaos Theory Homeostasis II
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYX0XGWKR/chaos-theory-homeostasis)
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**[00:00] ---**
The experiments we've run so far
**[00:03] ---**
prove that the D-mails are being sent to the past.
**[00:06] ---**
But I couldn't change the outcome
of my match with Feyris-tan!
**[00:10] ---**
That's a problem with you, not with the D-mail.
**[00:13] ---**
There are problems with the system,
**[00:15] ---**
including the issue with Rukako,
**[00:17] ---**
but if we work on it,
we can turn it into a real time machine...
**[00:19] ---**
Time machine?
**[00:21] ---**
You were listening to us?
**[00:23] ---**
Feyris just brought your order!
**[00:26] ---**
Do you want any gum syrup or milk?
**[00:28] ---**
I refuse!
**[00:29] ---**
And thus, you can have my everything!
**[00:33] ---**
There it is!
**[00:34] ---**
Secret Move: Stir While Gazing Into Their Eyes!
**[00:37] ---**
I'm so jealous, Okarin. Explode.
**[00:38] ---**
Kyouma, what do you mean by a time machine?
**[00:41] ---**
Do you think you can seduce me
**[00:43] ---**
into giving up classified information?
**[00:45] ---**
I won't ask Kyouma.
**[00:47] ---**
Daru-nyan!
**[00:49] ---**
You think Daru would betray me?
**[00:50] ---**
We built a machine that sends texts to the past!
**[00:52] ---**
And by "we," I mean mostly me!
**[00:53] ---**
That was entirely too fast!
**[00:54] ---**
Messages to the past?
***SIGN*** Chaos Theory Homeostasis
**[02:31] ---**
*Stupid Daru...*
**[02:33] ---**
*Spreading our secrets to outsiders...*
**[02:34] ---**
Why?
**[02:36] ---**
Why must you take it that way?
**[02:38] ---**
I just wanted to...
**[02:39] ---**
No, that isn't what I meant!
**[02:41] ---**
I...
**[03:05] ---**
Wh-Wh-What?
**[03:07] ---**
I'm not crying!
**[03:08] ---**
It's not like I was crying, okay?
**[03:11] ---**
You were clearly crying...
**[03:14] ---**
Your eyes are still red.
**[03:16] ---**
No!
**[03:18] ---**
Something's in my eye...
**[03:19] ---**
What is this, an old soap opera?
**[03:22] ---**
Anyway, I'm not crying.
**[03:24] ---**
So no questions.
**[03:25] ---**
Got it?
**[03:26] ---**
I didn't say anything.
**[03:29] ---**
Shut up!
**[03:50] ---**
Christina...
**[03:51] ---**
Don't talk to me!
**[03:57] ---**
I'll only say this...
**[03:59] ---**
You're part of my life now.
**[04:02] ---**
Any time you want to talk, I'll listen.
**[04:05] ---**
Okabe...
**[04:08] ---**
Just as planned, she fell for it!
**[04:11] ---**
Now I can use her for all the grunt work!
**[04:16] ---**
Hey.
**[04:20] ---**
Good work out there!
**[04:22] ---**
Feyris-chan!
**[04:24] ---**
Are you heading to Kyouma's?
**[04:26] ---**
Yeah, he wanted me to bring lunch.
**[04:30] ---**
Hey, have you seen the time machine, Mayushii?
**[04:34] ---**
Time...
**[04:35] ---**
Oh, Phone Microwave-san?
**[04:38] ---**
Phone Microwave?
**[04:39] ---**
There's this big spooky lightning,
and it's kind of scary...
**[04:47] ---**
Wow!
**[04:48] ---**
It's like a time machine out of the movies.
**[04:50] ---**
Yeah...
**[04:52] ---**
But Mayushii doesn't really want
him doing that stuff.
**[04:57] ---**
Why?
**[04:59] ---**
It feels like Okarin is leaving me.
**[05:06] ---**
We will now begin our Round—
**[05:08] ---**
Okarin! Okarin!
**[05:11] ---**
What?
**[05:11] ---**
Isn't this strange?
**[05:13] ---**
Mayushii says she isn't cosplaying.
**[05:16] ---**
It isn't cosplay.
**[05:17] ---**
It's her school uniform.
**[05:18] ---**
I had school today.
**[05:20] ---**
It's a super-realistic portrayal of a school uniform.
**[05:24] ---**
That's sexual harassment,
and she doesn't have to accept it.
**[05:26] ---**
Here's yours, Okarin!
**[05:28] ---**
Thanks.
**[05:29] ---**
No, wait. I said we're having a Round Table!
**[05:32] ---**
You're the one who wanted me to bring lunch.
**[05:35] ---**
Don't mind him.
**[05:37] ---**
Obviously, it isn't anything important.
**[05:39] ---**
You can say that after you hear
the discussion topic...
**[05:42] ---**
Physical time travel!
**[05:47] ---**
Mayuri, is there still barley tea in the fridge?
**[05:50] ---**
One second.
**[05:52] ---**
Realistic.
**[05:54] ---**
It's me!
**[05:55] ---**
The Organization has initiated
an operation to tear apart the lab.
**[05:59] ---**
The words of me, Hououin Kyouma,
**[06:01] ---**
fail to reach them!
**[06:03] ---**
Do they ever?
**[06:05] ---**
Then why are you ignoring my awesome topic?
**[06:08] ---**
Because it's impossible.
**[06:10] ---**
We can send messages to the past.
**[06:12] ---**
It must be possible...
**[06:13] ---**
It's not.
**[06:15] ---**
We can send thirty-six bytes plus some extra.
**[06:17] ---**
Three messages, with six characters.
**[06:19] ---**
No more.
**[06:21] ---**
If you want to experiment,
why not be the guinea pig?
**[06:26] ---**
That's if you don't mind ending up as a gel-Okarin.
**[06:28] ---**
Gel-Okarin, huh?
**[06:30] ---**
That'd really hurt.
**[06:32] ---**
SERN's experiments prove the difficulties
**[06:34] ---**
inherent to physical time travel.
**[06:37] ---**
Even using the LHC, biggest in the world,
**[06:39] ---**
they've had no success.
**[06:41] ---**
We can't possibly do it with this equipment.
**[06:43] ---**
Then how do the messages get to the past?
**[06:46] ---**
I don't know.
**[06:47] ---**
That's the problem.
**[06:49] ---**
Like I said before,
**[06:50] ---**
SERN's trying to use the
lifter-black hole combination
**[06:52] ---**
to achieve time travel.
**[06:55] ---**
The Phone Microwave probably
works on the same principle.
**[06:58] ---**
But the microwave doesn't have anything
**[07:01] ---**
to function as a lifter.
**[07:03] ---**
So where is it?
**[07:04] ---**
I don't know.
**[07:05] ---**
We're limited in the times
we can send D-mail, too.
**[07:08] ---**
Currently, we can't be sure that this machine
**[07:11] ---**
really sends messages to the past.
**[07:13] ---**
Before we continue,
**[07:15] ---**
we should deal with the issues before us first.
**[07:17] ---**
Boring!
**[07:19] ---**
99.9% of science is boring.
**[07:23] ---**
If you call yourself a scientist...
**[07:25] ---**
I'm not a scientist!
**[07:26] ---**
I'm a mad scientist!
**[07:28] ---**
Yo, I heard you like fail, so we put some fail in your fail,
so you can facepalm while you facepalm.
**[07:32] ---**
Miss Makise...
**[07:34] ---**
You aren't a...
**[07:36] ---**
Shut up!
**[07:37] ---**
Not another word!
**[07:38] ---**
Because that's impossible!
**[07:40] ---**
Get back on topic, already.
**[07:42] ---**
Continuing on to the reports.
**[07:45] ---**
How's the translation of
**[07:46] ---**
the SERN server documents going, Christina?
**[07:50] ---**
AKA, 2channer!
**[07:52] ---**
I told you that's not true!
**[07:54] ---**
Then you sure know your memes.
**[07:55] ---**
I do not!
**[08:00] ---**
Nothing to report.
**[08:02] ---**
I see.
**[08:03] ---**
Continue your investigations...
**[08:05] ---**
2channer!
**[08:06] ---**
Stop calling me that!
**[08:07] ---**
Daru's up next. How's the hacking coming?
**[08:09] ---**
No change.
**[08:10] ---**
Probably, until I analyze the mysterious program
**[08:13] ---**
on the other server, there'll be no change.
**[08:15] ---**
How's the IBN 5100 analysis going?
**[08:17] ---**
Be great if I could do it.
**[08:20] ---**
What do you mean?
**[08:22] ---**
Huh?
**[08:23] ---**
You haven't started the analysis?
**[08:26] ---**
How should I do that?
**[08:29] ---**
Where's the IBN 5100?
**[08:31] ---**
How would I know?
**[08:35] ---**
It can't be...
**[08:41] ---**
Okarin, what's wrong?
**[08:44] ---**
Christina...
**[08:46] ---**
Did I, by any chance, not find the IBN 5100?
**[08:52] ---**
You don't even know where it is.
**[09:00] ---**
I see.
**[09:01] ---**
So if I decide to believe what you say,
you found the IBN 5100.
**[09:07] ---**
Yes.
**[09:07] ---**
I carried it back here with you.
**[09:10] ---**
But you're the only one with any memory of that.
**[09:14] ---**
The D-mails probably changed the past.
**[09:18] ---**
Changed the past...
**[09:20] ---**
But we've only sent minor stuff.
**[09:24] ---**
The Butterfly Effect.
**[09:27] ---**
Sending one message into the past
**[09:29] ---**
causes the world line to split.
**[09:31] ---**
From a world where we didn't buy a Lotto-6 ticket
**[09:34] ---**
to one where we did.
**[09:35] ---**
Little by little, this changes what
was meant to happen.
**[09:40] ---**
One change causes another,
**[09:42] ---**
and they pile on top of one another.
**[09:47] ---**
It's one of the long-recognized risks
of altering the past.
**[09:51] ---**
Then where is the IBN 5100?
**[09:54] ---**
Let me ask this instead.
**[09:55] ---**
Where was it?
**[09:57] ---**
Yes, when I asked my dad,
he said it used to be here, but...
**[10:05] ---**
It's gone now.
**[10:08] ---**
I see.
**[10:10] ---**
Well?
**[10:12] ---**
There was an IBN 5100 at Yanabayashi Shrine.
**[10:17] ---**
But it's gone now.
**[10:20] ---**
No one knows when it was taken or by whom.
**[10:23] ---**
A dead end, huh?
**[10:25] ---**
But it's strange to donate a PC to a shrine.
**[10:29] ---**
I wonder who'd have done that.
**[10:39] ---**
Feyris-chan?
**[10:40] ---**
What's up?
**[10:41] ---**
Here's the list I wrote of ten questions
**[10:44] ---**
to ask the maids, at the next event.
**[10:46] ---**
Let me see...
**[10:48] ---**
"If you could go back and redo one thing
from your past, what would it be?"
**[10:53] ---**
What would you do, Feyris-chan?
**[10:57] ---**
Let me think...
**[10:58] ---**
Feyris... doesn't look back at her past! Let's go.
**[11:02] ---**
It's the task of the cat-eared maid,
**[11:04] ---**
who brings everyone happiness, to forge ahead!
**[11:10] ---**
Oh, my phone!
**[11:12] ---**
Hi, this is Feyris.
**[11:14] ---**
Kyouma.
**[11:15] ---**
A PC?
**[11:17] ---**
An IBN 5100.
**[11:19] ---**
Did your family give it to Yanabayashi Shrine?
**[11:22] ---**
I don't really remember...
**[11:25] ---**
But you're right. My dad did have a lot of old PCs.
**[11:32] ---**
Kyouma...
**[11:35] ---**
Is this related to the time machine
**[11:37] ---**
you were talking about?
**[11:43] ---**
Look, look!
**[11:45] ---**
It's an Upa!
**[11:46] ---**
A metal Upa!
**[11:49] ---**
Do you still want a metal Upa?
**[11:52] ---**
Still?
**[11:58] ---**
How long are you going to
stand there, staring at it?
**[12:00] ---**
Wait!
**[12:01] ---**
Daru-kun!
**[12:03] ---**
Here I am!
**[12:08] ---**
What are you buying?
**[12:10] ---**
I found a limited-edition that had
sold out before I could buy it!
**[12:13] ---**
You might say,
**[12:15] ---**
"This encounter was the choice of Steins Gate!"
**[12:18] ---**
Don't use it for stuff like this!
**[12:20] ---**
Anyway, why are you two following me?
**[12:22] ---**
You could've stayed back at the lab,
with the assistant.
**[12:25] ---**
Once I heard you were going to Feyris-tan's place,
**[12:27] ---**
I had to come along!
**[12:29] ---**
I wanted to go and play, too!
**[12:32] ---**
Why did Feyris tell me to come to her house?
**[12:35] ---**
It's Kirari-chan!
**[12:36] ---**
Mayuri, wait...
**[12:39] ---**
Jeez...
**[12:40] ---**
The IBN 5100.
**[12:51] ---**
Shining Finger!
**[12:57] ---**
Wait! Hey!
**[13:03] ---**
Shining...
**[13:04] ---**
Moeka!
**[13:05] ---**
Kiryuu Moeka!
**[13:23] ---**
Why?
**[13:26] ---**
FB said it was there!
**[13:32] ---**
Okabe-kun...
**[13:34] ---**
Back there, you mentioned the IBN 5100...
**[13:37] ---**
Do you know...
**[13:38] ---**
where it is?
**[13:42] ---**
You don't know, either?
**[13:45] ---**
I don't...
**[13:55] ---**
Okarin!
**[13:58] ---**
Moeka-san?
**[13:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:00] ---**
Okabe...
**[14:02] ---**
Moeka-san's so pretty and stylish.
**[14:05] ---**
I'm sure she'd make a great cosplayer.
**[14:10] ---**
Mayuri, you know Shining Finger?
**[14:15] ---**
I do!
**[14:16] ---**
How?
**[14:17] ---**
How do you know her?
**[14:19] ---**
You brought her to the lab!
**[14:23] ---**
*After Moeka sent her D-mail,*
**[14:26] ---**
*she disappeared from everyone's memory.*
**[14:29] ---**
*And then, after Ruka sent his D-mail,*
**[14:33] ---**
*they knew her again.*
**[14:37] ---**
*Little by little, the world changes,*
**[14:40] ---**
*each time the D-mail changes the past?*
**[14:57] ---**
Is this really the place?
**[14:59] ---**
I'm sure of it.
**[15:01] ---**
Seems it's on the top floor.
**[15:11] ---**
The mistress will be here soon.
**[15:14] ---**
Just one moment.
**[15:20] ---**
Butler cafés aren't my thing.
**[15:24] ---**
A real butler!
**[15:25] ---**
I've never seen one before.
**[15:30] ---**
Look!
**[15:31] ---**
The people all look like ants!
**[15:32] ---**
I love it!
**[15:35] ---**
Okarin...
**[15:36] ---**
Thought he'd say that!
**[15:38] ---**
Sorry for the wait.
**[15:40] ---**
Feyris-chan!
**[15:42] ---**
Now it's Feyris-tan wearing her normal clothes!
**[15:44] ---**
What luck!
**[15:48] ---**
Feyris Nyan Nyan!
**[15:50] ---**
It seems I must question your true identity!
**[15:55] ---**
Feyris is...
**[15:58] ---**
...Feyris-nyan!
**[15:59] ---**
Stop fooling around!
**[16:01] ---**
If you refuse to explain, then I'm leaving!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh, fine.
**[16:07] ---**
Feyris's family owns all the land around here!
**[16:12] ---**
Then Akiba is...
**[16:14] ---**
That's right.
**[16:17] ---**
What about Akiba now?
**[16:18] ---**
It's Feyris's real name.
**[16:20] ---**
Akiha Rumiho-chan!
**[16:23] ---**
I didn't hear that!
**[16:24] ---**
Feyris-tan's real name is Feyris-tan!
**[16:27] ---**
A sad attempt to escape reality.
**[16:29] ---**
By the way, Feyris was the one
**[16:31] ---**
who asked to bring moe culture to Akiba.
**[16:34] ---**
No way!
**[16:35] ---**
And she works as an angel at May Queen,
**[16:38] ---**
to further spread moe culture!
**[16:40] ---**
How splendid!
**[16:42] ---**
And my eyes are also splendid,
for recognizing her before anyone else!
**[16:46] ---**
But, but... Keep it a secret, okay?
**[16:50] ---**
I want you to treat me
**[16:52] ---**
with Feyris-love, just like always!
**[16:53] ---**
I will! Totally!
**[16:56] ---**
Thank you, nyan-nyan!
**[16:57] ---**
No nyan-nyan!
**[16:58] ---**
Anyway, what about the IBN 5100?
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, that?
**[17:03] ---**
But before that, I have a simple request...
**[17:08] ---**
You want to arrange a trade?
**[17:10] ---**
It's nothing difficult.
**[17:12] ---**
I only want you to let me
use the D-mail. Just once.
**[17:16] ---**
Sure!
**[17:18] ---**
Use it as often as you want!
**[17:19] ---**
Wait! The D-mail is absolutely
off-limits to outsiders...
**[17:22] ---**
Then why not make Feyris-chan a lab member, too?
**[17:26] ---**
Wait! Wait!
**[17:28] ---**
Sending more messages to the past would be—
**[17:31] ---**
You're the one who sent the
Lotto-6 number back, to try and make money!
**[17:35] ---**
And you can't send one for Feyris-tan?
**[17:36] ---**
Just once!
**[17:38] ---**
No, that's not it...
**[17:40] ---**
*But if I stop now,*
**[17:43] ---**
*there's no guarantee that
the IBN 5100 will return.*
**[17:47] ---**
*If this becomes any kind of clue...*
**[17:52] ---**
Very well.
**[17:53] ---**
But just as Mayuri said,
**[17:55] ---**
you'll have to become a lab member.
**[17:57] ---**
You are now Lab Member 007, Akiha Ru—
**[18:01] ---**
I-I-I can't hear you!
**[18:06] ---**
It's done.
**[18:08] ---**
You're sure you want to
send it back ten years, right?
**[18:11] ---**
I'm sure!
**[18:13] ---**
What's does it say?
**[18:15] ---**
Well... It's a secret!
**[18:17] ---**
Tell me.
**[18:19] ---**
As leader of the lab, I have a duty to know.
**[18:23] ---**
No. A maiden's private life is off-limits to guys.
**[18:27] ---**
I think it's wrong to look at someone's mail.
**[18:30] ---**
I agree! Totally!
**[18:33] ---**
Fine.
**[18:35] ---**
Then put your hand on the send button and wait.
**[18:43] ---**
Hello?
**[18:44] ---**
It's me!
**[18:45] ---**
What's the situation...
**[18:49] ---**
She hung up on me, damn it!
**[18:50] ---**
Yeah, I bet she did.
**[18:52] ---**
That Christina!
**[18:53] ---**
Doesn't she know she's my assistant?
**[18:56] ---**
Hello?
**[18:56] ---**
It's Hououin Kyouma.
Don't just disconnect me, without a word.
**[18:59] ---**
Hououin? Oh, Okabe.
**[19:02] ---**
I thought it was a prank call.
**[19:03] ---**
You saw my number on the display.
**[19:06] ---**
Even so, those first words
**[19:08] ---**
are creepy enough to make me hang up.
**[19:11] ---**
In other words, you are terrified of
the mighty Hououin Kyouma—
**[19:17] ---**
She hung up on me! She hung up on me again!
**[19:20] ---**
Okarin, aren't you ready yet?
**[19:21] ---**
Wait!
**[19:22] ---**
Curse you, cold-blooded, pervert girl genius...
**[19:26] ---**
Hello?
**[19:27] ---**
Listen, The Zomb—
**[19:34] ---**
Hello?
**[19:35] ---**
Hello, my name is Okabe Rintarou.
**[19:37] ---**
What is it?
**[19:39] ---**
I would be extraordinarily gratified
**[19:41] ---**
if you'd set the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change)
**[19:45] ---**
to the values I proferred in my earlier message.
**[19:48] ---**
You should have just said that from the start.
**[19:50] ---**
Also, that isn't what "proffer" means.
**[19:52] ---**
You're embarrassing yourself.
**[19:55] ---**
And stop calling it the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change), already.
**[19:58] ---**
Shut up, Cel-7!
**[20:01] ---**
I'm trying to be polite, and you're...
**[20:02] ---**
Do they not like each other?
**[20:04] ---**
I think it's the opposite.
**[20:06] ---**
Agreed.
**[20:11] [Messenger] ---**
Will you send?
**[20:11] ---**
Maybe...
**[20:14] ---**
Maybe I don't need to do this.
**[20:17] ---**
Feyris!
**[20:19] ---**
The electricity's started.
**[20:20] ---**
Send it.
**[20:43] ---**
Um...
**[20:44] ---**
Who are you?
**[20:48] ---**
Daddy!
**[20:51] ---**
Daddy?
**[20:53] ---**
Were you talking to Kyouma?
**[20:55] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:56] ---**
I'll be on my way.
**[20:59] ---**
Enjoy yourselves.
**[21:05] ---**
Feyris-chan's dad has this
**[21:06] ---**
kind of refined air about him, doesn't he?
**[21:08] ---**
Indeed! You can tell he's Feyris-tan's dad.
**[21:12] ---**
Um...
**[21:14] ---**
Do you know anything about an IBN 5100?
**[21:18] ---**
I haven't heard that name in ages.
**[21:20] ---**
I'm looking for one.
**[21:22] ---**
Unfortunately, I parted with mine a long time ago.
**[21:26] ---**
Did you give it to Yanabayashi Shrine?
**[21:29] ---**
Shrine?
**[21:31] ---**
No, I didn't.
**[21:33] ---**
Goodbye, then.
**[21:44] ---**
*Before Feyris sent her D-mail,*
**[21:47] ---**
*I heard that the IBN 5100 disappeared
after it had been given to Yanabayashi Shrine.*
**[21:52] ---**
*But now, the shrine never got it.*
**[21:56] ---**
*Each time we send a message, things change.*
**[22:01] ---**
*Something may be changing,*
**[22:04] ---**
*even without my being aware of it.*
**[22:14] ---**
*It's possible that we've already
done something that can't be undone.*
**[22:19] ---**
Okarin! Okarin!
**[22:21] ---**
Mayushii is going to Nakano
to buy an *Ai-Sword* doujinshi.
**[22:26] ---**
*Ai-Sword*?
**[22:28] ---**
Kouga Yui?
**[22:29] ---**
Nakano's far away.
**[22:32] ---**
Yeah.
**[22:33] ---**
I wish there were a Tora no Ana here.
**[22:37] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[22:39] ---**
Tora no Ana's right over there.
**[22:45] ---**
What are you talking about, Okarin?
**[22:47] ---**
Why would there be one in Akiba?
# E10 - Chaos Theory Homeostasis III
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR19MWD26/chaos-theory-homeostatis)
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**[00:01] ---**
Why?
**[00:02] ---**
What's going on?
**[00:04] ---**
All the moe is gone from Akiba?
**[00:08] ---**
Okarin, wait up!
**[00:09] ---**
Okarin!
**[00:10] ---**
What's wrong?
**[00:12] ---**
Where's the Tora no Ana? The Animate?
**[00:15] ---**
The Mandarake? The Gamers?
**[00:17] ---**
What are you talking about, Okarin?
**[00:19] ---**
Why would those be in Akiba?
**[00:21] ---**
That's why I'm going to Nakano to get my doujinshi.
**[00:24] ---**
Mayuri,
**[00:24] ---**
you work part-time at May Queen, right?
**[00:28] ---**
May Queen?
**[00:30] ---**
May Queen Nyan Nyan!
**[00:35] ---**
Impossible...
**[00:36] ---**
*Feyris was the one who asked
to bring moe culture to Akiba.*
**[00:42] ---**
*She sent a D-mail, preventing that from ever happening?*
**[00:47] ---**
*With just one message,*
**[00:49] ---**
*the whole town changed.*
***SIGN*** Chaos Theory Homeostasis
**[02:38] ---**
It's hard to believe that
May Queen used to be here.
**[02:41] ---**
May Queen? That a potato?
**[02:43] ---**
During summer, I prefer noodles to potatoes.
**[02:47] ---**
It isn't a potato...
**[02:49] ---**
If May Queen never existed,
then how did we meet Feyris?
**[02:54] ---**
Well, it's thanks to potato ramen that we met her.
**[02:59] ---**
What do you mean?
**[03:01] ---**
You've forgotten?
**[03:03] ---**
The day of the Rai-Net Tournament in Ikebukuro,
**[03:05] ---**
I got sick from the potato ramen I had for lunch,
**[03:09] ---**
so I withdrew.
**[03:10] ---**
And then?
**[03:11] ---**
Mayushii and you entered as a pair,
**[03:14] ---**
and you went up against Feyris-tan.
**[03:17] ---**
You totally lost,
**[03:19] ---**
but Mayushii and Feyris-tan became friends.
**[03:23] ---**
I see.
**[03:25] ---**
Look, look, Ruka-chan.
**[03:27] ---**
I bought this cosplayer
photo book yesterday, in Nakano!
**[03:31] ---**
So cute...
**[03:31] ---**
*The past changed, but our relationships haven't?*
**[03:38] ---**
You seem to have lots of time
**[03:39] ---**
on your hands, this Obon, Lab Member Girls.
**[03:43] ---**
Hello, there.
**[03:44] ---**
Look! Cute, huh?
**[03:46] ---**
Hey! It's Sedona from *Blood Tune*!
**[03:49] ---**
It's really detailed!
**[03:51] ---**
There's a swimsuit version, too.
**[03:52] ---**
I wish I could be like that.
**[03:54] ---**
I don't have those proportions.
**[03:56] ---**
It's okay!
**[03:57] ---**
Flat is justice!
**[04:01] ---**
I know!
**[04:02] ---**
Why not take all the lab members,
**[04:03] ---**
and go to the beach?
**[04:05] ---**
With Kurisu-chan!
**[04:06] ---**
Everyone wears their school swimsuits, okay?
**[04:08] ---**
I'm not going swimming with a pervert.
**[04:12] ---**
Um, well... I mean, if it's just the girls,
**[04:16] ---**
I'd love to!
**[04:19] ---**
Why not be honest, Christina?
**[04:22] ---**
You don't want
**[04:23] ---**
anyone to see the mole on your rear,
**[04:25] ---**
so you can't go.
**[04:28] ---**
There's no mole!
**[04:30] ---**
And if it's just the girls,
**[04:33] ---**
then Rukako can't go.
**[04:35] ---**
Huh? Why not?
**[04:36] ---**
I told you earlier, right?
**[04:39] ---**
That Rukako's actually a guy.
**[04:52] ---**
You know, you're a jerk.
**[04:54] ---**
How can you call a girl a guy?
**[04:57] ---**
Mayushii doesn't like it
when you say stuff like that.
**[05:00] ---**
Isn't that really mean?
**[05:05] ---**
Wait!
**[05:06] ---**
Why are you crying?
**[05:07] ---**
Apologize to Urushibara-san. Now.
**[05:10] ---**
No, seriously.
**[05:11] ---**
Why would I apologize? It's true—
**[05:13] ---**
It's fine!
**[05:14] ---**
So that's what you think of me, Okabe-san.
**[05:18] ---**
No, no, no, Rukako! You're really...
**[05:20] ---**
How long will you keep that up?
**[05:21] ---**
I'm going home!
**[05:23] ---**
Wait!
**[05:25] ---**
You're a guy!
**[05:26] ---**
Look! Right here, you have...
**[05:33] ---**
It's gone! There's nothing here!
**[05:35] ---**
Okabe-san, stop it...
**[05:40] ---**
Rukako, you're a girl?
**[05:44] ---**
I've been saying that this whole time!
**[05:51] ---**
Hey... What's wrong?
**[05:54] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[05:56] ---**
Just a bit of torture...
**[05:57] ---**
Torture?
**[05:58] ---**
By Makise Kurisu?
**[06:00] ---**
Yes, but I fixed the misunderstanding.
**[06:03] ---**
I think...
**[06:04] ---**
She got your legs?
**[06:07] ---**
Don't touch my legs!
**[06:09] ---**
She made me sit on my knees for an hour!
**[06:12] ---**
No! I mean, I was tortured.
**[06:17] ---**
Oh... That isn't torture.
**[06:21] ---**
You almost sound like you've been tortured.
**[06:25] ---**
Well, I am a soldier.
**[06:34] ---**
It's a perfect day for cycling...
**[06:37] ---**
Yeah?
**[06:41] ---**
Hey...
**[06:42] ---**
Want to go for a ride?
**[06:52] ---**
Is this what you call cycling?
**[06:58] ---**
I came to Tokyo to find my dad.
**[07:04] ---**
To find him?
**[07:05] ---**
Did he disappear or something?
**[07:07] ---**
I haven't seen him in years.
**[07:09] ---**
I can't even remember his face.
**[07:12] ---**
But I know he's in this city.
**[07:14] ---**
This is my only clue...
**[07:17] ---**
A badge he used to own.
**[07:20] ---**
Then you shouldn't just kill time at
a part-time job, should you?
**[07:25] ---**
There's some stuff going on, you know?
**[07:27] ---**
But there's one chance.
**[07:32] ---**
My dad might show up tomorrow,
at a certain place.
**[07:36] ---**
If I miss that, I'll have to leave this town.
**[07:42] ---**
There's somewhere I have to go.
**[07:44] ---**
I'm busy, you know?
**[07:47] ---**
Well, I was always planning on
giving up if I couldn't meet him.
**[07:54] ---**
You're uneasy, aren't you?
**[07:56] ---**
I can understand that feeling.
**[07:58] ---**
But too bad, part-time soldier!
**[08:00] ---**
Your luck ran out, the minute
**[08:03] ---**
you spoke to the great
Mad Scientist, Hououin Kyouma.
**[08:08] ---**
You are now Lab Member 008!
**[08:11] ---**
You will be our guinea pig.
**[08:14] ---**
Wh-What are you going to do?
**[08:16] ---**
Change the past.
**[08:18] ---**
You may think me cruel if you like.
**[08:20] ---**
But there is no escape for you.
**[08:23] ---**
Send a D-mail to your father, before he leaves.
**[08:28] ---**
Tell him not to leave his daughter behind.
**[08:34] ---**
You're a good person, you know that?
**[08:36] ---**
What?
**[08:37] ---**
I feel a bit better now, somehow.
**[08:43] ---**
I have to get back.
**[08:45] ---**
Thanks for talking to me!
**[08:48] ---**
Listen!
**[08:49] ---**
Whether you see him tomorrow or not,
**[08:51] ---**
come by the lab!
**[08:53] ---**
I will use your sentimentality
**[08:55] ---**
for an experiment with the D-mail!
**[08:59] ---**
You really are a mad scientist!
**[09:01] ---**
That's terrible...
**[09:12] ---**
I will now explain
**[09:15] ---**
the parameters of Operation Eldhrímnir.
**[09:18] ---**
More Norse myths?
**[09:20] ---**
If the part-time warrior meets her father,
**[09:22] ---**
we'll hold a celebration...
**[09:23] ---**
A last supper in Tokyo, for her.
**[09:26] ---**
And if she doesn't,
**[09:27] ---**
we will try to cheer her up,
**[09:30] ---**
and then send a D-mail.
**[09:33] ---**
Where's Daru?
**[09:34] ---**
He's meeting his online friends tonight,
**[09:36] ---**
so he said he can't join us.
**[09:37] ---**
The fool!
**[09:39] ---**
But I've taken steps.
**[09:42] [Messenger] ---**
To: Daru
Subject: Now is the time to choose
Feyris's cooking or your meeting.
Which will you choose?
**[09:43] ---**
I sent this message.
**[09:45] ---**
Feyris's cooking or your meeting.
**[09:48] ---**
Which will you choose?
**[09:49] ---**
But Feyris-chan can't come, right?
**[09:53] ---**
Feyris has never met the part-time warrior,
**[09:55] ---**
so it can't be helped.
**[09:57] ---**
But Daru has a duty to
participate in this operation.
**[10:00] ---**
Um... I've never met this Suzuha-san...
**[10:05] ---**
That's fine.
**[10:06] ---**
I'm sending you all shopping for the banquet.
**[10:09] ---**
And you?
**[10:11] ---**
I will follow the part-time warrior
**[10:12] ---**
and report in on the situation.
**[10:14] ---**
Don't you dare.
**[10:16] ---**
Let the father and daughter
have their time together.
**[10:18] ---**
That's right.
**[10:20] ---**
Come shopping with us!
**[10:21] ---**
I'm following her—
**[10:23] ---**
I said no!
**[10:24] ---**
Don't tell me what to do, assistant...
**[10:28] ---**
You want to sit on your knees again?
**[10:31] ---**
This time, for three hours...
**[10:32] ---**
Now, then! Let's get things ready for the party!
**[10:41] [Messenger] ---**
I'm watching you.
**[10:48] ---**
What's wrong, Okarin?
**[10:51] ---**
Nothing.
**[10:59] ---**
*What is this?*
**[11:10] ---**
*I think sweet curry is good.*
**[11:12] ---**
*Or maybe spicy?*
**[11:14] ---**
*What do you think?*
**[11:16] ---**
*S-Sure... Spicy, I guess.*
**[11:19] ---**
*Oh, yeah! Suzu-san's a part-time warrior, right?*
**[11:23] ---**
*If she's a warrior, she'll want spicy.*
**[11:26] ---**
*Um... Next, we need the meat.*
**[11:31] ---**
*Beef is expensive...*
**[11:36] ---**
Hey, Okarin.
**[11:38] ---**
You don't look good.
**[11:40] ---**
Back there, you would've normally said...
**[11:42] ---**
"The Organization's sabotage has
increased the price of beef!
**[11:46] ---**
Has Operation Time Sale begun?"
**[11:54] ---**
But you use Norse mythology there,
not "time sale."
**[11:58] ---**
It's me.
**[11:59] ---**
The Organization's sabotage has
caused unexpected expenses
**[12:02] ---**
in Operation Audhumbla.
**[12:04] ---**
I'm requesting additional funds for the operation.
**[12:09] ---**
The first star!
**[12:12] ---**
Venus?
**[12:16] ---**
Hey, Okarin?
**[12:19] ---**
Remember in elementary school,
**[12:21] ---**
when you got really sick, with a high fever?
**[12:24] ---**
Yes. The world was panicking
over the Y2K problem.
**[12:30] ---**
Mayushii was really scared you would die then.
**[12:37] ---**
So I prayed to the sky.
**[12:41] ---**
And then, there was a falling star.
**[12:46] ---**
I said to the falling star,
**[12:48] ---**
"Don't die, Okarin!" three times.
**[12:52] ---**
And the next day, you got better!
**[12:57] ---**
And so I saved your life.
**[13:02] ---**
No, that's not true.
**[13:04] ---**
It was the choice of Steins Gate
**[13:05] ---**
that I survived back then.
**[13:09] ---**
Was it?
**[13:11] ---**
It was.
**[13:12] ---**
I see.
**[13:14] ---**
Hey, remember what you said,
**[13:17] ---**
when you got sick and collapsed?
**[13:20] ---**
"Everything I saw began to flow together,
**[13:24] ---**
and suddenly, I shook and couldn't stand up."
**[13:29] ---**
You looked just like that
**[13:31] ---**
in Feyris-chan's condominium.
**[13:34] ---**
*That feeling I had when I got that fever*
**[13:38] ---**
*was just like the feeling I get
when I move world lines.*
**[13:43] ---**
*Which means...*
**[13:44] ---**
*I attained my magic eye, Reading Steiner,*
**[13:47] ---**
*at that moment?*
**[13:54] ---**
We're back!
**[13:55] ---**
Welcome back.
**[13:58] ---**
You smell something weird?
**[13:59] ---**
I think it's the smell of Kurisu-san's apple pie.
**[14:03] ---**
What?
**[14:04] ---**
This?
**[14:05] ---**
Want Mayushii to help, too?
**[14:06] ---**
Can you boil an egg?
**[14:08] ---**
Sure!
**[14:10] ---**
Um... Can I use the microwave?
**[14:14] ---**
N-No!
**[14:16] ---**
If you put drop a raw egg in, it will explode!
**[14:18] ---**
I'll make the egg.
**[14:20] ---**
So you chop up the mushrooms, Mayuri.
**[14:23] ---**
Okay!
**[14:24] ---**
W-Wait!
**[14:25] ---**
You don't need mushrooms
or boiled eggs for apple pie!
**[14:28] ---**
It's for the salad, to go with it.
**[14:30] ---**
I don't think a boiled egg and mushroom salad
really goes with apple pie.
**[14:35] ---**
And you!
**[14:36] ---**
Stop chopping up mushrooms over there!
**[14:37] ---**
Move!
**[14:41] ---**
It's me.
**[14:42] ---**
It seems I've released the seals
that bound a dark god.
**[14:46] ---**
If I don't contact you within the hour,
**[14:49] ---**
tell my parents that I loved them.
**[14:53] ---**
Okabe-san, do you have a rice cooker?
**[14:56] ---**
Where's Feyris-tan?
**[14:59] ---**
Where's Feyris-tan?
**[15:00] ---**
Hashida, you've been deceived.
**[15:03] ---**
Feyris-san said she couldn't come.
**[15:05] ---**
Seriously?
**[15:07] ---**
Hey, Okarin!
**[15:08] ---**
Next time I get a chance, I'll take care of it.
**[15:10] ---**
Screw you!
**[15:12] ---**
I was really looking forward to my
time machine forum meeting.
**[15:14] ---**
Time machine forum?
**[15:16] ---**
It's with a sci-fi message board I frequent a lot.
**[15:20] ---**
A professional author was supposed to go, too!
**[15:23] ---**
This is an interestingly shaped mess kit.
**[15:26] ---**
Don't touch it.
**[15:27] ---**
That's not a mess kit.
**[15:28] ---**
It's Future Gadget #4, The Moad Snake.
**[15:30] ---**
A claymore mine?
**[15:31] ---**
It's made to look like one.
**[15:33] ---**
It's a super-instant humidifier.
**[15:35] ---**
Oh, this?
**[15:36] ---**
S-Stop! Don't!
**[15:48] ---**
I'm sorry, Okabe-san.
**[15:50] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[15:52] ---**
Next time, don't touch it.
**[15:55] ---**
Hey, couldn't we use this?
**[15:58] ---**
A vacuum cleaner?
**[16:00] ---**
Nope!
**[16:02] ---**
It's Future Gadget #3.
**[16:03] ---**
Or #2?
**[16:05] ---**
#5!
**[16:06] ---**
And its name is
**[16:07] ---**
"Once Again I've Connected Something Useless
**[16:09] ---**
By Goemon."
**[16:11] ---**
We made it so you can use a
vacuum cleaner's output to warm a dryer.
**[16:15] ---**
Give it to me.
**[16:17] ---**
Wait!
**[16:18] ---**
When you use that, you need to turn off
**[16:20] ---**
any other appliances, or...
**[16:22] ---**
...it'll trigger the breaker.
**[16:25] ---**
Where's the flashlight?
**[16:29] ---**
Is this it?
**[16:29] ---**
No, Miss Ruka.
**[16:31] ---**
That's a daikon radish.
**[16:33] ---**
U-Um, where's the breaker?
**[16:35] ---**
If you walk around...
**[16:39] ---**
I told you...
**[16:41] ---**
Ow...
**[16:42] ---**
The breaker's in the front hall.
**[16:46] ---**
Are you okay?
**[16:53] ---**
What's so funny?
**[16:55] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:56] ---**
But...
**[16:59] ---**
The lab I worked at in America had some of
**[17:02] ---**
the best people from around the world.
**[17:05] ---**
But they all had really big heads,
**[17:08] ---**
so it was a really hostile place.
**[17:11] ---**
Compared to them, your lab is really childish,
**[17:15] ---**
but it's a fun place to be.
**[17:17] ---**
I-I'm not praising you, okay?
**[17:21] ---**
I was just kinda thinking that...
**[17:25] ---**
I guess maybe I simply wanted friends.
**[17:33] ---**
I, um...
**[17:35] ---**
I think of you as a companion.
**[17:39] ---**
You told me before, didn't you?
**[17:41] ---**
That I was your dear companion.
**[17:45] ---**
That made me really happy, I guess.
**[17:52] ---**
You got a fever?
**[17:54] ---**
N-No!
**[17:56] ---**
What? I'm trying to rethink my opinion of you...
**[17:58] ---**
Stupid Okabe!
**[18:12] ---**
Suzu-san's late.
**[18:14] ---**
I wonder if she met her dad.
**[18:17] ---**
I bet they're finally spending time together.
**[18:20] ---**
I told her to come to the lab, either way.
**[18:25] ---**
But it's late.
**[18:27] ---**
We're aborting the operation.
**[18:29] ---**
You guys, go on home.
**[18:43] [Messenger] ---**
From: Part-Time Warrior
Subject: I'm sorry
Goodbye
**[18:45] ---**
Darn her!
**[18:54] ---**
Does she plan to leave this city, by herself?
**[18:58] ---**
I, Hououin Kyouma, will not allow that!
**[19:07] ---**
Damn it!
**[19:08] ---**
Where did she go?
**[19:11] ---**
*That's right...*
**[19:12] ---**
*If I send a D-mail, telling myself to follow her,*
**[19:15] ---**
*no matter what, this afternoon...*
**[19:17] ---**
*But...*
**[19:20] ---**
*Is it right for me to use the D-mail*
**[19:23] ---**
*to change the past any more?*
**[19:25] ---**
*You're a good person, you know that?*
**[19:28] ---**
*I feel a bit better now, somehow.*
**[19:34] ---**
*I am the great Mad Scientist, Hououin Kyouma!*
**[19:39] ---**
What have I to fear?
**[19:56] ---**
Do not give in to your assistant's threats.
**[20:00] [Messenger] ---**
Do not give in to your assistant's threats.
Follow Suzuha!
**[20:00] ---**
Follow Suzuha!
**[20:21] ---**
Yo.
**[20:24] ---**
Good morning, part-time warrior.
**[20:26] ---**
Slacking off?
**[20:27] ---**
Last night, we were all up really late.
**[20:30] ---**
I'm so tired.
**[20:33] ---**
Last night,
**[20:35] ---**
we had a last supper for you,
**[20:39] ---**
so you could be our guinea pig.
**[20:41] ---**
Right?
**[20:43] ---**
But the experiment never happened.
**[20:45] ---**
I don't know my dad's phone's address.
**[20:48] ---**
I want to confirm something.
**[20:52] ---**
How did I catch you?
**[20:55] ---**
Were you drinking?
**[20:58] ---**
You're underage. You shouldn't do that.
**[21:00] ---**
Just answer me.
**[21:03] ---**
Well, I was heading back from the
time machine forum meeting...
**[21:08] ---**
Time machine forum?
**[21:09] ---**
That's where your dad was supposed to show up?
**[21:13] ---**
Yeah, my dad's calling himself Titor.
**[21:17] ---**
John Titor?!
**[21:19] ---**
Not John... Barrel.
**[21:21] ---**
Barrel Titor.
**[21:22] ---**
I told you that yesterday.
**[21:24] ---**
Didn't you take a video of it on your phone?
**[21:29] ---**
I had fun last night...
**[21:32] ---**
It would've been more fun
without Makise Kurisu, though.
**[21:35] ---**
Her apple pie was man-killingly horrible.
**[21:39] ---**
But Urushibara Ruka's curry was great!
**[21:44] ---**
Your lab's kinda nice, you know?
**[21:47] ---**
Everyone's friends, and you
always seem to have fun.
**[21:50] ---**
I've never felt so much like I
fit in somewhere, in my whole life.
**[21:54] ---**
Then you're welcome anytime.
**[21:57] ---**
Come whenever you like.
**[21:58] ---**
You're a lab member now.
**[22:00] ---**
Yeah.
**[22:02] ---**
I'll try and search for my father a little more!
# E11 - Dogma in Event Horizon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNQ4NG0Y/dogma-in-event-horizon)
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**[00:02] ---**
Just for five seconds,
**[00:04] ---**
I want you to draw Mr. Braun's attention,
**[00:06] ---**
so he doesn't notice any
shaking from the experiment.
**[00:10] ---**
Got it!
**[00:11] ---**
I'll just have to seduce him.
**[00:13] ---**
Want to touch it?
**[00:14] ---**
It's pretty firm.
**[00:16] ---**
It is.
**[00:17] ---**
Right?
**[00:18] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[00:19] ---**
You're seducing him, right?
**[00:20] ---**
Yup, what about it?
**[00:21] ---**
Never mind. I'm counting on you.
**[00:23] ---**
Okey-dokey.
**[00:34] ---**
Now!
**[00:35] ---**
Assistant, go!
**[00:37] ---**
What?
**[00:42] ---**
Oh, no... I failed.
**[00:44] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[00:51] ---**
It stopped?
**[00:53] ---**
My assistant?
**[00:54] ---**
No...
**[01:08] ---**
What is this?
**[01:09] ---**
No way!
**[01:14] ---**
What do you mean...
**[01:17] ---**
"No way"?
***SIGN*** Dogma in Event Horizon
**[02:56] ---**
In other words,
**[02:57] ---**
the 42" CRT on the first floor
**[03:00] ---**
just happens to function as the lifter.
**[03:03] ---**
So we were only able to send
**[03:05] ---**
D-mail when the studio was open
and the TV was on...
**[03:10] ---**
That makes a lot of sense!
**[03:12] ---**
Don't be so loud. It hurts my head...
**[03:14] ---**
Are you okay?
**[03:15] ---**
Mr. Braun...
**[03:19] ---**
I never thought you would resort to violence.
**[03:21] ---**
In a way, it's your own fault.
**[03:23] ---**
You're the one who wanted to run an experiment!
**[03:27] ---**
Anyway, we almost completely understand
**[03:30] ---**
how the Phone Microwave works now.
**[03:32] ---**
Which means that next...
**[03:34] ---**
We should consider physically transporting
an object through time.
**[03:37] ---**
Impossible.
**[03:38] ---**
Don't dismiss it so quickly!
**[03:40] ---**
It's going to end up jelly, no matter what we do.
**[03:43] ---**
And how the heck do you
fit a human into 36 bytes...
**[03:50] ---**
Is this really the time for showing off?
**[03:51] ---**
Why would I want to show off to you?
**[03:54] ---**
Look at the title of my paper.
**[03:57] ---**
"The Analysis of Nerve Pulse Signals
**[03:59] ---**
Stored in Memory Within the Temporal Lobe."
**[04:02] ---**
Can I get that in Japanese?
**[04:04] ---**
Essentially, it has to do with people's memories.
**[04:08] ---**
I majored in neuroscience.
**[04:11] ---**
Put simply,
**[04:13] ---**
the brain stores memories as pulse signals.
**[04:17] ---**
They're a type of electrical data.
**[04:19] ---**
Data... You can't mean...
**[04:21] ---**
That's right.
**[04:23] ---**
Sending a human through time is impossible,
**[04:26] ---**
but it might be possible to send their memory data.
***SIGN*** Me on 2010/8/13 AD Hippocampus
**[04:30] ---**
Where?
**[04:31] ---**
To the you in the past.
***SIGN*** Scan Memory Data (3.24T) Nerve Pulse Signals --> Encode to Electric Signals
**[04:33] ---**
We turn the memories into data,
**[04:34] ---**
and we send them back,
the same way as with the D-mail.
**[04:37] ---**
Basically, you're transplanting your
present brain's contents into the past.
***SIGN*** Time Leap Machine
***SIGN*** Time Leap! (Same as D-Mail)
**[04:42] ---**
In other words, "you" go back to the past!
***SIGN*** Me on 2010/8/11 AD Overwrite Memory Data! Receive
**[04:44] ---**
It's more of a time leap than time travel.
**[04:49] ---**
It's me.
**[04:50] ---**
All the lines have converged at one point.
**[04:53] ---**
The plan will now enter its final stages.
**[04:57] ---**
The goddess who rules the present...
**[05:00] ---**
Begin Operation Verdandi!
**[05:02] ---**
Begin what now?
**[05:03] ---**
Explain what you're talking about a little.
**[05:06] ---**
I'm saying we're going to do that
time leap you're talking about.
**[05:09] ---**
Begin now.
**[05:10] ---**
But we'll need a lot of stuff to do it.
**[05:14] ---**
Of course, we only have to read
memories stored in the temporal lobe,
**[05:20] ---**
so I think I can get everything in Akiba...
**[05:24] ---**
But...
**[05:26] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:28] ---**
One problem is that
**[05:29] ---**
I don't think the Phone Microwave will be able
**[05:32] ---**
to sufficiently compress the memory data.
**[05:35] ---**
And...
**[05:37] ---**
What?
**[05:39] ---**
Nothing.
**[05:41] ---**
All right.
**[05:42] ---**
I'll make a list of parts I need for now.
**[05:46] ---**
It's too hard for Mayushii to understand it at all.
**[05:49] ---**
Christina just explained it.
**[05:52] ---**
You're sending your mind,
as it exists right now, to the past.
**[05:58] ---**
Sounds scary.
**[06:02] ---**
Is the D-mail not good enough?
**[06:04] ---**
There are too many
chaotic variables with the D-mail.
**[06:08] ---**
One message can change
things you'd never expect.
**[06:13] ---**
But it's okay to send memories into the past?
**[06:16] ---**
If nothing else, you can
**[06:19] ---**
prevent the past from changing, to a degree.
**[06:22] ---**
You wouldn't have the
entire city of Akiba changing...
**[06:25] ---**
The city?
**[06:28] ---**
Nothing, never mind.
**[06:29] ---**
Huh?
**[06:31] ---**
But what happens to you
**[06:33] ---**
after you send your memories?
**[06:36] ---**
Your body is still here, isn't it?
**[06:39] ---**
Well...
**[06:41] ---**
So, Mayushii is talking to Okarin now, right?
**[06:47] ---**
Then, you're saying Mayushii goes back a week,
**[06:50] ---**
and then relives the week, right?
**[06:53] ---**
What happens if she doesn't talk to Okarin this time?
**[06:57] ---**
I assume that you would recall that we spoke,
**[07:02] ---**
but the fact of our having spoken would be erased.
**[07:04] ---**
In other words, Mayushii would remember us talking,
**[07:09] ---**
but Okarin wouldn't?
**[07:12] ---**
I'd imagine so.
**[07:14] ---**
Then, that's kind of sad.
**[07:20] ---**
For me?
**[07:22] ---**
Nope.
**[07:25] ---**
For Mayushii.
**[07:27] ---**
It's Moeka-san!
**[07:30] ---**
Moeka-san!
**[07:44] ---**
You look rather unhappy, Shining Finger.
**[07:55] ---**
"Did you get rid of the time machine?"
**[07:57] ---**
We're still using it.
**[07:59] ---**
And now, we might be able to do a time leap—
**[08:02] ---**
Don't tell her about that!
**[08:05] ---**
But Moeka-san's a lab member, too, right?
**[08:08] ---**
She is, but...
**[08:11] ---**
"What's a time leap?"
**[08:15] ---**
Just what it sounds like!
**[08:16] ---**
We can send memories through time.
**[08:19] ---**
Memories...
**[08:23] ---**
Moeka-san?
**[08:29] ---**
Moeka-san!
**[08:31] ---**
Is she okay?
**[08:37] ---**
It would be faster to head for Akibaoo first, I guess?
**[08:41] ---**
Mayuri-oneechan!
**[08:45] ---**
It's Nae-chan!
**[08:48] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:49] ---**
Yo.
**[08:51] ---**
You're still dressed like that?
**[08:54] ---**
The boss told me to stay this way all day.
**[08:58] ---**
You'll poison children's minds.
**[09:00] ---**
Poison?
**[09:01] ---**
I'm careful never to walk around with poison.
**[09:03] ---**
Huh?
**[09:04] ---**
Anyway, Nae said she wanted to
**[09:07] ---**
talk to Okabe Rintarou, so we were looking for you.
**[09:10] ---**
To me?
**[09:13] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:14] ---**
My dad was really mean back there!
**[09:17] ---**
Nae-chan...
**[09:19] ---**
You came all this way to say that?
**[09:21] ---**
What a well-trained little pet.
**[09:23] ---**
She's not a pet.
**[09:26] ---**
Don't worry.
**[09:27] ---**
I cause trouble for Mr. Braun all the time.
**[09:31] ---**
We're even.
**[09:33] ---**
That's not like the Okabe Rintarou I know...
**[09:37] ---**
Okarin's always like this.
**[09:41] ---**
Mayushii's gonna get going, okay?
**[09:44] ---**
Meeting someone?
**[09:45] ---**
Yup!
**[09:46] ---**
I'm going to give the cosplayer, Fubuki-chan, her outfit.
**[09:49] ---**
Come to think of it, it's almost time for Comima.
**[09:51] ---**
Yup.
**[09:52] ---**
Bye!
**[09:53] ---**
See you, Suzu-san and Nae-chan!
**[09:56] ---**
See you!
**[09:58] ---**
Okay, let's head back ourselves.
**[10:00] ---**
No, I need to find the parts Christina asked me for.
**[10:06] ---**
Makise Kurisu works with SERN.
**[10:21] ---**
*A SERN spy?*
**[10:24] ---**
*No way.*
**[10:31] ---**
All your base are...
**[10:32] ---**
...belong to us.
**[10:37] ---**
You can't sneak up on me!
**[10:38] ---**
It's against the rules!
**[10:40] ---**
So, you were posting on @channel.
**[10:43] ---**
I realized you were an @channeler a long time ago.
**[10:44] ---**
I wasn't, no...
**[10:46] ---**
No!
**[10:47] ---**
There's no point in hiding it now.
**[10:51] ---**
This sucks...
**[10:52] ---**
All right.
**[10:53] ---**
From now on,
**[10:54] ---**
I officially give you the title of Channeler...
**[10:56] ---**
Don't give me any more weird nicknames!
**[10:59] ---**
And please, keep this a secret!
**[11:01] ---**
Why?
**[11:02] ---**
You could list it on your resume.
**[11:05] ---**
If they knew a serious academic were posting,
**[11:08] ---**
they'd probably make a few threads about you.
**[11:10] ---**
Why would I care?
**[11:11] ---**
Then what? You'd sage them?
**[11:17] ---**
I hate myself for understanding that last sentence.
**[11:19] ---**
Either way, I feel better.
**[11:21] ---**
I can't imagine
**[11:22] ---**
anyone who's so terrible at hiding things
**[11:25] ---**
being a spy.
**[11:27] ---**
What does that mean?
**[11:28] ---**
The part-time warrior said you were a SERN spy.
**[11:33] ---**
What is that supposed to mean?
**[11:36] ---**
That's impossible.
**[11:37] ---**
Indeed.
**[11:40] ---**
You're an agent the Organization sent,
**[11:43] ---**
who's had a change of heart
and now works as my assistant.
**[11:46] ---**
That's not true, either.
**[11:48] ---**
So how's the work going?
**[11:50] ---**
Work?
**[11:52] ---**
The time leap.
**[11:53] ---**
I bought all the parts.
**[11:55] ---**
Oh... That's right.
**[11:57] ---**
I should make it, shouldn't I?
**[12:00] ---**
I've come this far.
**[12:01] ---**
What is this?
**[12:04] ---**
You're getting scared?
**[12:05] ---**
That, too...
**[12:07] ---**
I keep asking myself what will happen
if we really make it.
**[12:11] ---**
But more than that...
**[12:14] ---**
What?
**[12:15] ---**
I should tell you...
**[12:17] ---**
It seems like it's half-obvious already.
**[12:23] ---**
I can't do it here!
**[12:25] ---**
Let's go somewhere I can't see your face.
**[12:31] ---**
I've got a problem with my dad...
**[12:36] ---**
So your father was struck by lightning,
**[12:39] ---**
on the grassy plains of Arkansas,
and fell to the dark side—
**[12:41] ---**
If you're going to be a jerk, I'm not telling you.
**[12:43] ---**
All right. Tell me.
**[12:46] ---**
To put it simply, my dad doesn't like me.
**[12:50] ---**
No... He hates me.
**[12:53] ---**
And not as his daughter. As a scientist, as a rival.
**[12:58] ---**
My dad was a physicist.
**[13:01] ---**
I always liked hearing him
**[13:03] ---**
talk about the details of his work.
**[13:07] ---**
And so, by the end of elementary school,
**[13:10] ---**
I could understand his papers.
**[13:14] ---**
And then, I started writing my own papers,
**[13:17] ---**
and winning awards.
**[13:20] ---**
But I didn't care about the awards.
**[13:23] ---**
I loved debating with my father.
**[13:27] ---**
We exchanged papers by e-mail,
**[13:29] ---**
and our debates got deeper.
**[13:32] ---**
But...
**[13:34] ---**
Eventually, my dad stopped debating with me.
**[13:38] ---**
While I enjoyed the debates,
**[13:41] ---**
I was also winning them.
**[13:45] ---**
I pointed out mistakes he'd made,
**[13:47] ---**
and without even thinking about it, I hurt his pride.
**[13:54] ---**
My dad started taking it out on my mom.
**[13:56] ---**
He lost confidence,
**[13:58] ---**
and began withdrawing from his academic peers.
**[14:01] ---**
The last time I saw him,
**[14:03] ---**
he said this to me...
**[14:06] ---**
"Do you pity me?
**[14:08] ---**
Do you look down on me?"
**[14:11] ---**
"You're my daughter. How dare you."
**[14:21] ---**
If I make a device that enables a time leap,
**[14:25] ---**
I think my dad might go insane.
**[14:28] ---**
Even more than before...
**[14:29] ---**
So that's why you're hesitant to make it?
**[14:32] ---**
But don't worry.
**[14:34] ---**
I'll end up doing it, regardless.
**[14:37] ---**
Just like you said, I love experimenting.
**[14:39] ---**
If I see a possibility, I have to investigate it.
**[14:43] ---**
Just like my dad used to...
**[14:47] ---**
The time I spent with my dad...
**[14:50] ---**
...was like that.
**[15:04] ---**
Then we begin Operation Verdandi immediately!
**[15:08] ---**
There's no time to waste!
**[15:10] ---**
The Organization stands at our very doorstep!
**[15:13] ---**
That's your response?
**[15:14] ---**
Of course...
**[15:16] ---**
I am Hououin Kyouma.
**[15:17] ---**
I have a destiny to change the world!
**[15:21] ---**
I shouldn't have said anything...
**[15:23] ---**
And we'll reconcile you with your dad, too!
**[15:26] ---**
Where is he?
**[15:28] ---**
H-He's in Aomori.
**[15:29] ---**
We'll need money to go...
**[15:32] ---**
When you work out the time,
**[15:33] ---**
tell me as soon as you can.
**[15:35] ---**
You can't mean to go with me.
**[15:38] ---**
Naturally!
**[15:40] ---**
I need you in peak mental condition,
so you can further my ambitions!
**[15:45] ---**
I, Hououin Kyouma, shall accompany you.
**[15:48] ---**
And I shall use my masterful people skills
**[15:51] ---**
to reunite father and daughter.
**[15:54] ---**
What?
**[15:56] ---**
You're a self-proclaimed mad scientist, right?
**[15:59] ---**
Since when do mad scientists have people skills?
**[16:01] ---**
Well, um, you see...
**[16:05] ---**
Why are you laughing?
**[16:07] ---**
Sometimes you're a good guy, you know?
**[16:09] ---**
That's the problem.
**[16:11] ---**
Now that you understand
my greatness, back to work.
**[16:15] ---**
Right, right!
**[16:16] ---**
Just so we're clear, this is now decided.
**[16:18] ---**
So I'm dragging you with me,
whether you want to go or not!
**[16:23] ---**
Sounds good to me.
**[16:31] ---**
Mayuri-chan?
**[16:34] ---**
What's with all this stuff?
**[16:37] ---**
Shouldn't you call that Okarin guy?
**[16:40] ---**
It's okay...
**[16:42] ---**
I'm almost there.
**[16:45] ---**
Look at the label!
**[16:47] ---**
It says "Makise" right here!
**[16:49] ---**
It reads "Makise pudding."
**[16:52] ---**
That's just a brand name,
**[16:53] ---**
like Morinaga pudding or Koiwai pudding.
**[16:55] ---**
Don't play stupid!
**[16:56] ---**
Who's "Makise," anyway?
**[16:58] ---**
That's my name!
**[16:59] ---**
"Christina Makise"?
**[17:01] ---**
If only you'd written "Christina" instead,
**[17:04] ---**
I wouldn't have accidentally
ingested the extra calories.
**[17:07] ---**
Don't eat other people's food!
**[17:09] ---**
And that's my spoon! Don't use it!
**[17:12] ---**
You use the lab's forks, don't you?!
**[17:16] ---**
I'm here...
**[17:20] ---**
What's all that?
**[17:21] ---**
Mayushii's cosplay materials and sleepover set!
**[17:25] ---**
Sleepover?
**[17:27] ---**
Yup!
**[17:28] ---**
I'm going to make some
cosplay outfits for Comima.
**[17:30] ---**
Are you sure?
**[17:33] ---**
What about your parents?
**[17:34] ---**
I told them about it.
**[17:35] ---**
You're staying over, too, right?
**[17:37] ---**
To work on the Phone Microwave?
**[17:40] ---**
Yeah, I thought I might.
**[17:43] ---**
But it's kind of depressing to be here.
**[17:46] ---**
There's this Hououin something guy
**[17:47] ---**
who goes around eating people's pudding.
**[17:50] ---**
It's Hououin Kyouma!
**[17:52] ---**
Learn my name, already!
**[17:53] ---**
You're the last person I want to hear that from!
**[17:54] ---**
And don't ignore the part about the pudding!
**[17:56] ---**
Maybe I should leave?
**[17:59] ---**
No, I'll stay,
**[18:02] ---**
but if I do, then Okabe should leave.
**[18:04] ---**
What?!
**[18:06] ---**
The lab is the house of my soul!
**[18:09] ---**
I could never leave—
**[18:12] ---**
Why is her condition for staying that I go shopping?
**[18:16] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[18:17] ---**
I've been running errands
for my assistant since yesterday.
**[18:22] ---**
Christina?
**[18:24] [Messenger] ---**
From: Assistant
Subject: I demand compensation and an apology
I demand two puddings,
as punishment for the one you ate. And...
We're taking a late bus to Aomori,
due to finances.
**[18:28] ---**
"What are you so happy about?
**[18:30] ---**
Don't forget your role as a lab member."
**[18:36] ---**
I'm not happy, stupid!
**[18:39] ---**
What?
**[18:41] ---**
It's nothing!
**[18:43] ---**
Let's get in, before Okabe gets back.
**[18:46] ---**
Okay.
**[18:53] ---**
My assistant again?
**[18:58] [Messenger] ---**
You know too much.
**[19:04] ---**
What?
**[19:26] ---**
Mayuri...
**[19:31] ---**
Mayuri!
**[19:33] ---**
Mayuri!
**[20:22] ---**
I'll never forgive you! Ever!
**[20:25] ---**
Okarin, Mayushii is very sad
and very embarrassed.
**[20:30] ---**
Jeez!
**[20:31] ---**
Not only did you peep on us in the shower,
you forgot all the shopping!
**[20:35] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[20:39] ---**
Hey, Okabe!
**[20:39] ---**
Okarin?
**[20:43] ---**
It's Daru-kun!
**[20:45] ---**
What's wrong?
**[20:46] ---**
Why are you here so late?
**[20:49] ---**
I knew it.
**[20:51] ---**
When I accessed it from the outside,
**[20:53] ---**
I thought there was something weird.
**[20:55] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[20:57] ---**
The lab is connected directly to the heart of SERN.
**[21:01] ---**
SERN?
**[21:02] ---**
You've taken over their system?
**[21:04] ---**
I guess so. I win the internet!
**[21:05] ---**
Or so I'd like to say,
**[21:07] ---**
but to be honest, I was connected
before I even knew it.
**[21:10] ---**
SERN's been standing naked, outside my house,
**[21:12] ---**
this whole time.
**[21:14] ---**
Say what now?
**[21:15] ---**
Wait!
**[21:16] ---**
If we're connected,
without our having done anything,
**[21:19] ---**
doesn't that imply that they've found us out,
**[21:21] ---**
and are connecting to us?
**[21:25] ---**
Hmm... But I don't think I've made any errors
that would have gotten us caught.
**[21:30] ---**
Now we can use the LHC all we want.
**[21:31] ---**
*It can't be...*
**[21:33] ---**
SERN!
**[21:33] ---**
The LHC?
**[21:40] ---**
Okarin?
**[21:46] ---**
Is something wrong with your phone?
**[21:50] ---**
No...
**[21:52] ---**
Nothing.
# E12 - Dogma in Ergosphere
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6MG9JWG6/dogma-in-ergosphere)
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**[00:06] ---**
This is Earth, seventy million years ago.
**[00:13] ---**
Mayuri?
**[00:16] ---**
You were sent here by a time machine.
**[00:21] ---**
Is that you, Mayuri?
**[00:22] ---**
Mayushii has looked for Okarin
**[00:26] ---**
in many, many, many world lines, chasing him.
**[00:32] ---**
Mayuri?
**[00:34] ---**
You could say that the Okarin here
**[00:36] ---**
is one of many Okarins.
And you could say that
**[00:39] ---**
he's the original Okarin.
**[00:42] ---**
And you could also say the Mayushii here
**[00:44] ---**
is one of many Mayushiis.
And you could say that
**[00:48] ---**
she's the original, too.
**[00:51] ---**
And so,
**[00:52] ---**
I think Okarin and Mayushii are gonna die here.
**[00:57] ---**
But I believe
**[00:59] ---**
that our wills will carry on
**[01:01] ---**
to the Okarin and Mayushii, in Akihabara,
seventy million years from now.
**[01:06] ---**
So...
**[01:07] ---**
It's okay.
***SIGN*** Dogma in Ergosphere
**[01:21] ---**
Okarin!
**[01:26] ---**
Kurisu-chan says to come in,
because she's almost done.
**[01:31] ---**
And Mayushii's cosplay...
**[01:35] ---**
Well...
**[01:36] ---**
Come on! Come on!
**[03:17] ---**
Do you think you could hold this?
**[03:21] ---**
Like this?
**[03:22] ---**
That's right. Keep it spread out like that!
**[03:28] ---**
That ribbon's cute.
**[03:30] ---**
Right?
**[03:32] ---**
Want to try it on?
**[03:34] ---**
I still have some cosplay outfits for Comima.
**[03:37] ---**
Cosplay, huh?
**[03:38] ---**
Interested?
**[03:40] ---**
N-No way!
**[03:42] ---**
I couldn't wear this around others...
**[03:48] ---**
It's done!
**[03:52] ---**
I win!
**[03:53] ---**
We were racing.
**[03:55] ---**
I lose.
**[03:56] ---**
But we're done, too.
**[03:59] ---**
Now we're done.
**[04:02] ---**
This is...
**[04:04] ---**
a time leap machine.
**[04:12] ---**
It looks like an evil organization's
brainwashing machine.
**[04:17] ---**
It's like Phone Microwave-chan,
now with headphones!
**[04:21] ---**
It may not look like much,
**[04:23] ---**
but theoretically, this can transmit
memories into the past.
**[04:27] ---**
Especially now that we can use the LHC.
**[04:30] ---**
The LHC's involved?
**[04:32] ---**
Yes, it's basically a problem of compression.
***SIGN*** Me on 2010/8/13 AD Hippocampus
**[04:36] ---**
Like I said,
**[04:38] ---**
this machine reads the signals
**[04:39] ---**
comprising memories in the brain,
encoding them as data.
***SIGN*** Scan Memory Data (3.24T) Nerve Pulse Signals --> Encode to Electric Signals
**[04:43] ---**
In total, it's 3.24 terabytes.
**[04:45] ---**
But the Phone Microwave
***SIGN*** Time Leap Machine
***SIGN*** Generate a black hole with the LHC
**[04:47] ---**
can only send a little over 36 bytes.
**[04:50] ---**
Of course, data at the terabyte level
is out of the question.
**[04:52] ---**
So we send it to the LHC,
***SIGN*** SERN Time leap machine Use the black hole with the data Compress! 3.24 T --> 36 byte
**[04:55] ---**
use the black hole to compress it,
**[04:57] ---**
and then send it back,
***SIGN*** Time Leap Machine
***SIGN*** Time Leap! (Same as D-Mail)
***SIGN*** Me on 2010/8/11 AD Overwrite Memory Data! Receive
**[04:59] ---**
using the same method as the D-mail
to send it to the past.
**[05:05] ---**
Like putting a futon that won't fit in a
closet inside a compression bag?
**[05:09] ---**
Strictly speaking, it's different.
**[05:11] ---**
But that's close enough for you to get an idea.
**[05:13] ---**
Just as with the D-mail,
we can send data to the past.
**[05:17] ---**
Then we use the cell phone's
spread spectrum waves to copy
**[05:20] ---**
the future memories to the brain in the past.
**[05:23] ---**
This creates a "you" with memories from the future.
**[05:27] ---**
The furthest back you can send data
is forty-eight hours at a time.
**[05:31] ---**
Any further, and the two brain states'
**[05:33] ---**
difference is too large,
**[05:35] ---**
and it might fail.
**[05:38] ---**
And there's one other problem.
**[05:40] ---**
What?
**[05:41] ---**
Unlike the Phone Microwave or the D-mail,
**[05:44] ---**
we need an experiment subject,
**[05:46] ---**
or we can't do it.
**[05:49] ---**
Since we're sending memories,
**[05:51] ---**
the only way to know if it succeeded
**[05:54] ---**
is to use a human.
**[05:56] ---**
In other words, one of us has to do it?
**[06:00] ---**
I'll pass.
**[06:01] ---**
Okabe, tell me what you think.
**[06:05] ---**
Not Hououin... Okabe.
**[06:11] ---**
Daru?
**[06:12] ---**
'Sup?
**[06:13] ---**
We still don't know why the line connected to SERN, right?
**[06:17] ---**
Yeah...
**[06:18] ---**
But there's nothing to indicate
the hacking has been discovered.
**[06:21] ---**
I agree.
**[06:23] ---**
If they'd really noticed,
they would have done something.
**[06:32] ---**
Can we really overcome time?
**[06:35] ---**
Part of me wants to find out.
**[06:38] ---**
Th-Then...
**[06:39] ---**
Can't Mayushii buy some bananas,
**[06:41] ---**
so we can time leap the
bananas that Mayushii bought
**[06:44] ---**
Mayuri, I explained, right?
**[06:47] ---**
Bananas have no memories.
**[06:48] ---**
But we won't do the experiment.
**[06:53] ---**
We'll announce this to the world.
**[06:56] ---**
We'll give the time leap machine
to an appropriate organization.
**[06:59] ---**
I agree...
**[07:02] ---**
If you're okay with that.
**[07:04] ---**
Mayushii really agrees!
**[07:14] ---**
Hashida ordered pizza, right?
**[07:16] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:18] ---**
Then I'll just make the salad.
**[07:21] ---**
And we'll need...
**[07:22] ---**
Wait.
**[07:23] ---**
What?
**[07:24] ---**
You said salad, right?
**[07:25] ---**
Yes, grapefruit salad.
**[07:28] ---**
Then why do we have natto
and ground beef in the cart?
**[07:31] ---**
You can make some good stuff by combining things.
**[07:33] ---**
The grapefruit is sour, so you can
**[07:35] ---**
combine anything with it.
**[07:36] ---**
No, you can't!
**[07:38] ---**
You can!
**[07:39] ---**
You'll see, once you try.
**[07:41] ---**
If you want salad,
**[07:42] ---**
there's a complete salad right here!
**[07:44] ---**
And it's 50% off!
**[07:45] ---**
It's no fun buying something that's already made.
**[07:48] ---**
This is why guys
**[07:49] ---**
only interested in experiments are no good...
**[07:52] ---**
Ah, here's the coriander.
**[07:54] ---**
It's me.
**[07:55] ---**
The Organization's agent has finally made her move.
**[07:58] ---**
Send help!
**[07:59] ---**
Now!
**[08:02] ---**
You look like a cat just out of the hospital.
**[08:05] ---**
Your face says, "I'm free at last!"
**[08:08] ---**
I'm surprised.
**[08:10] ---**
I expected you to say we were starting
**[08:12] ---**
the time leap experiment immediately.
**[08:14] ---**
Dissatisfied?
**[08:17] ---**
I guess so.
**[08:24] ---**
On a fundamental level,
humans are temporal creatures.
**[08:31] ---**
Heidegger said that.
**[08:34] ---**
Honestly, I was relieved when you said
we wouldn't do the experiment.
**[08:38] ---**
I think everyone else agrees.
**[08:43] ---**
*Hey, if we're having a party,*
**[08:45] ---**
*can I call Ruka-chan and Feyris-chan?*
**[08:47] ---**
*It's a development conference.*
**[08:52] ---**
Mayuri might have been thinking
**[08:54] ---**
we should stop, for a long time now.
**[08:57] ---**
That's true.
**[08:59] ---**
Actually, she may have seen
more than the two of us,
**[09:02] ---**
since we've been obsessed with the experiments.
**[09:08] ---**
When do we announce it?
**[09:09] ---**
The sooner the better, I think.
**[09:11] ---**
Tell me ahead of time.
**[09:13] ---**
I want to contact my mom.
**[09:16] ---**
And...
**[09:19] ---**
My dad will also find out
**[09:21] ---**
that I made a time leap machine.
**[09:24] ---**
Maybe we won't be able to go to Aomori.
**[09:27] ---**
This is going to be big.
**[09:29] ---**
Don't worry.
**[09:32] ---**
I'll solve my lab members' problems.
**[09:38] ---**
Right, right.
**[09:40] ---**
You just want to abuse me as your assistant, right?
**[09:43] ---**
Because you're my dear companion.
**[09:47] ---**
Th-Thanks...
**[10:01] ---**
Ow...
**[10:02] ---**
What are you doing?
**[10:03] ---**
I thought you might have a fever
**[10:05] ---**
because you're saying un-assistant-like things!
**[10:07] ---**
I-I'm not...
**[10:09] ---**
I'm not grateful to you.
**[10:11] ---**
I'm just being polite...
**[10:14] ---**
What kind of tsundere is that?
**[10:16] ---**
I'm not a tsundere!
**[10:17] ---**
And what about you?
**[10:19] ---**
You always, always say the craziest stuff,
**[10:22] ---**
and now you're talking about companions?
**[10:23] ---**
You're all over the place!
**[10:26] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[10:27] ---**
I never waver.
**[10:28] ---**
My lab members are my allies,
**[10:30] ---**
and the world my enemy!
**[10:31] ---**
That's all.
**[10:33] ---**
I'm so stunned, I can't speak.
**[10:34] ---**
You just spoke!
**[10:38] ---**
Don't try to trip me up!
**[10:43] ---**
Welcome back!
**[10:45] ---**
Snacking while everyone's out?
**[10:47] ---**
That's bad manners.
**[10:48] ---**
Pizza doesn't taste good cold.
**[10:50] ---**
Anyway, why are all three of them the same?
**[10:53] ---**
My personal taste.
**[10:55] ---**
Why, you...
**[10:56] ---**
You think you can be so dictatorial?!
**[10:59] ---**
See?
**[11:00] ---**
I was right to buy the ingredients, wasn't I?
**[11:02] ---**
Wait a second. I'll get started.
**[11:04] ---**
Why didn't you stop her?
**[11:06] ---**
I did! With all my might! With all I had!
**[11:08] ---**
Okarin, you said you'd protect
your lab members, right?
**[11:11] ---**
Don't give up.
**[11:12] ---**
It might not be over yet.
**[11:15] ---**
It's still possible
**[11:16] ---**
the apple pie was just a failed attempt,
**[11:17] ---**
and normally...
**[11:19] ---**
I forgot radishes...
**[11:20] ---**
I guess sweet pickles will work.
**[11:22] ---**
When this meal is over,
I'm going to retire and get married.
**[11:26] ---**
I'm back!
**[11:27] ---**
Mayuri, I'm so glad.
**[11:29] ---**
Get to the kitchen!
**[11:30] ---**
Yo!
**[11:32] ---**
What? I smell something good.
**[11:35] ---**
The pizza's here already?
**[11:37] ---**
I'll get my kara-age...
**[11:45] ---**
Why is Makise Kurisu here?
**[11:47] ---**
Because I'm a lab member.
**[11:49] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[11:51] ---**
I'm a lab member.
**[11:53] ---**
What's going on?
**[11:54] ---**
No idea.
**[11:55] ---**
Kurisu-chan, did something happen
between you and Suzu-san?
**[11:58] ---**
Nothing.
**[11:59] ---**
She just keeps blaming me for the craziest stuff.
**[12:02] ---**
She said I'm a SERN spy.
**[12:03] ---**
I'm not crazy. It's the truth.
**[12:05] ---**
How can you be so certain?
**[12:08] ---**
Do you have any proof?
**[12:09] ---**
I don't have any proof.
**[12:10] ---**
But it will happen.
**[12:11] ---**
Huh?
**[12:12] ---**
It's a prophecy.
**[12:13] ---**
I know more about you than you do.
**[12:17] ---**
Who you really are,
**[12:19] ---**
and what you're going to do after this.
**[12:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[12:23] ---**
That makes so little sense,
**[12:24] ---**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[12:26] ---**
Kurisu-chan...
**[12:28] ---**
Suzu-san!
**[12:30] ---**
Get back, Mayuri...
**[12:34] ---**
Only Hououin Kyouma can handle this situation.
**[12:39] ---**
Assistant!
**[12:40] ---**
I raised you better than that!
**[12:42] ---**
You didn't raise me.
**[12:44] ---**
I'll tell you what the most important thing
is about being a mad scientist...
**[12:48] ---**
I'm not listening, and I won't be a mad scientist.
**[12:50] ---**
Part-time soldier!
**[12:51] ---**
I warned Okabe Rintaro, didn't I?
**[12:54] ---**
Beware of Makise Kurisu.
**[12:56] ---**
Yes, you did say that...
**[12:59] ---**
You did, huh?
**[13:00] ---**
So you believed her, did you?
**[13:03] ---**
I did not...
**[13:04] ---**
But you didn't tell me I was wrong.
**[13:06] ---**
Um...
**[13:07] ---**
Aren't you making things worse?
**[13:09] ---**
Shut up!
**[13:10] ---**
Why don't you try?
**[13:11] ---**
You know—
**[13:12] ---**
Um...
**[13:14] ---**
Mayushii doesn't like fighting...
**[13:19] ---**
Mayuri.
**[13:20] ---**
I-I don't really like it, either.
**[13:23] ---**
When we're all together...
**[13:26] ---**
I think it'd be more fun if we were friends!
**[13:44] ---**
Consider well.
**[13:46] ---**
Is that card a link?
**[13:47] ---**
Or a virus?
**[13:49] ---**
Part-time soldier, your fate as a soldier,
**[13:52] ---**
and the last slice of cake, rests on this.
**[13:56] ---**
When in doubt, attack!
**[13:58] ---**
That's my motto!
**[14:05] ---**
You fell for it, girl.
**[14:07] ---**
Now you have three viruses.
**[14:09] ---**
Tell me you give up,
**[14:11] ---**
and I'll give you the cherry on top.
**[14:14] ---**
Miss Amane is taking this too seriously.
**[14:16] ---**
Okarin, you're being mean to Suzu-san.
**[14:18] ---**
In the world of games, it's live or die.
**[14:21] ---**
That's how I was raised.
**[14:24] ---**
The ones lined up in the corner
**[14:26] ---**
are definitely link cards.
**[14:28] ---**
Knowing Okabe's personality, I'm sure of it.
**[14:31] ---**
Take one.
**[14:36] ---**
She's right!
**[14:37] ---**
Assistant!
**[14:38] ---**
You're my assistant, yet you betray me?
**[14:40] ---**
Stop calling me assistant!
**[14:42] ---**
I hate that arrogance of yours!
**[14:45] ---**
I... I won't thank you.
**[14:48] ---**
Mayushii will help, too.
**[14:50] ---**
Then would you get tea for everyone, Mayuri?
**[14:54] ---**
Sure!
**[14:55] ---**
Now then...
**[14:57] ---**
Thank you, Kurisu-chan.
**[14:59] ---**
For what?
**[15:00] ---**
Mayushii is happy you
made friends with Suzu-san.
**[15:05] ---**
We're not really friends.
**[15:08] ---**
But I think you're right.
**[15:11] ---**
When we're all together, it's more fun to get along.
**[15:16] ---**
I was talking with Okabe...
**[15:19] ---**
You may be the one
**[15:20] ---**
with the clearest view of the lab.
**[15:25] ---**
That was the only time Okabe's looked serious.
**[15:30] ---**
It was kind of creepy.
**[15:32] ---**
That's mean to Okarin!
**[15:34] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[15:34] ---**
But...
**[15:36] ---**
Curse you, part-time warrior!
**[15:39] ---**
You won, but not of your own ability!
**[15:41] ---**
Don't be so arrogant!
**[15:42] ---**
This is really good!
**[15:45] ---**
I'm off to plan for round two.
**[15:47] ---**
Enjoy it while you can...
**[15:50] ---**
The last dessert of your life!
**[15:54] ---**
Wanna go check on him?
**[15:56] ---**
I'll take care of this.
**[15:58] ---**
Okay.
**[16:07] ---**
Okarin!
**[16:10] ---**
What?
**[16:12] ---**
I couldn't find a flashlight.
**[16:15] ---**
The Cyalume Saber is Future Gadget #6.
**[16:19] ---**
Don't use it as a flashlight.
**[16:21] ---**
But it's bright...
**[16:30] ---**
You seem to be having fun.
**[16:31] ---**
I am!
**[16:33] ---**
The pizza was good,
**[16:35] ---**
and Suzu-san and Kurisu-chan were having fun.
**[16:38] ---**
I'm not!
**[16:44] ---**
Hey, we've got lots of lab members now, right?
**[16:47] ---**
So I was thinking that lately,
we've been lacking a bunch of stuff.
**[16:50] ---**
A bunch of stuff?
**[16:52] ---**
Um, chairs?
**[16:54] ---**
And we need more utensils...
**[16:56] ---**
Wait just a bit more.
**[16:58] ---**
If we announce we've made a time leap machine,
**[17:00] ---**
we'll get some kind of reward.
**[17:03] ---**
That will solve everything.
**[17:04] ---**
Really?
**[17:06] ---**
We can buy chairs and utensils?
**[17:07] ---**
Yup.
**[17:09] ---**
What if I said we could buy those
and still have money left over?
**[17:11] ---**
Then a microwave, too!
**[17:13] ---**
I miss being able to heat up my kara-age.
**[17:16] ---**
I'll consider it.
**[17:22] ---**
It's kind of strange.
**[17:25] ---**
You looked really lonely in the spring.
**[17:32] ---**
The lab was always quiet.
**[17:34] ---**
All I could hear was the sound of your computer.
**[17:38] ---**
And now there's Daru-kun and Kurisu-chan,
**[17:43] ---**
and Ruka-chan, Suzu-san, Moeka-san,
**[17:48] ---**
Feyris-chan, and Mr. Braun and Nae-chan...
**[17:53] ---**
Mayuri?
**[17:56] ---**
It's okay now, isn't it?
**[17:58] ---**
Even if Mayushii isn't your hostage anymore.
**[18:07] ---**
Okarin! Mayushii!
**[18:10] ---**
Big trouble!
**[18:11] ---**
The trains stopped!
***SIGN*** Bomb threat? Akihabara in panic.
**[18:14] ---**
For those of you just tuning in,
**[18:16] ---**
the following lines have been shut down,
due to a bomb threat.
**[18:21] ---**
Yamanote Line.
**[18:22] ---**
Soubu Line.
**[18:23] ---**
A bomb threat, huh?
**[18:25] ---**
What a pain.
**[18:26] ---**
I need to call home.
**[18:29] ---**
This party was to celebrate the
time leap machine's completion, right?
**[18:33] ---**
That's right.
**[18:34] ---**
Why mention that now?
**[18:36] ---**
Are you still hacking into SERN?
**[18:38] ---**
I guess you could say that. I got in deeper.
**[18:41] ---**
What do you mean?!
**[18:43] ---**
I got a direct connection to SERN.
**[18:54] ---**
Everyone! You need to...
**[19:00] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[19:00] ---**
I'm leaving!
**[19:02] ---**
Suzu-san!
**[19:05] ---**
What was that about?
**[19:07] ---**
What will you do, Mayushii?
**[19:09] ---**
Take a taxi home?
**[19:10] ---**
Hmm... Don't have the money for a taxi.
**[19:35] ---**
Huh?
**[19:37] ---**
My watch isn't working...
**[19:40] ---**
That's strange.
**[19:43] ---**
I just wound it.
**[19:58] ---**
What is this?
**[20:00] ---**
Wh-What?
**[20:02] ---**
...have been suspended...
**[20:05] ---**
Don't move.
**[20:06] ---**
All of you, put your hands up.
**[20:34] ---**
Moeka-san...
**[20:36] ---**
Kiryuu Moeka...
**[20:40] ---**
SERN will take the time machine.
**[20:43] ---**
SERN?
**[20:44] ---**
What do you mean?
**[20:47] ---**
Makise Kurisu.
**[20:48] ---**
Okabe Rintaro.
**[20:50] ---**
Hashida Itaru.
**[20:51] ---**
You three are coming with me.
**[20:57] ---**
What about Mayuri?
**[20:59] ---**
Shiina Mayuri is...
**[21:03] ---**
...not needed.
**[21:08] ---**
Don't.
**[21:12] ---**
Don't do it.
**[21:14] ---**
For FB... FB... FB...
**[21:41] ---**
Mayuri?
**[21:43] ---**
Mayuri!
**[21:48] ---**
Mayuri?
**[21:58] ---**
What is this?
**[22:03] ---**
What the hell is this?!
# E13 - Metaphysics Necrosis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63V20NWY/metaphysics-necrosis)
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**[00:00] ---**
**[00:01] ---**
SERN will take the time machine.
**[00:04] ---**
SERN? What do you mean?
**[00:07] ---**
Makise Kurisu.
**[00:09] ---**
Okabe Rintarou.
**[00:10] ---**
Hashida Itaru.
**[00:12] ---**
You three are coming with me.
**[00:18] ---**
What about Mayuri?
**[00:20] ---**
Shiina Mayuri is...
**[00:24] ---**
...not needed.
**[00:29] ---**
Don't.
**[00:32] ---**
Don't do it.
**[00:35] ---**
For FB... FB... FB...
**[01:02] ---**
Mayuri?
**[01:04] ---**
Mayuri!
**[01:09] ---**
Mayuri?
**[01:17] ---**
What the hell is this?!
**[01:26] ---**
Get away from her.
**[01:31] ---**
Okabe, get away from her!
**[01:33] ---**
She'll kill you, too!
**[01:38] ---**
You'll pay for this.
**[01:40] ---**
I'll make her pay for this!
**[02:12] ---**
42.
**[02:14] ---**
CRT.
**[02:17] ---**
It's on.
**[02:25] ---**
Hurry!
**[02:35] ---**
Okabe!
**[02:36] ---**
I'll go!
**[02:37] ---**
But if it fails...
**[02:39] ---**
Do it now!
**[02:45] ---**
Okabe!
**[02:48] ---**
Leap!
***SIGN*** Metaphysics Necrosis
**[04:32] ---**
*Mayuri was still in elementary school*
**[04:35] ---**
*when her grandmother died.*
**[04:41] ---**
*She went to the grave every day.*
**[04:44] ---**
*Even six months after her grandmother's death,*
**[04:47] ---**
*she was still going.*
**[04:50] ---**
*She always had her grandmother's
pocket watch in her hand,*
**[04:54] ---**
*and she was always, always looking up at the sky.*
**[04:59] ---**
*Like she was waiting for
her grandmother to come and get her.*
**[05:05] ---**
*And then one day, there was a ray of light.*
**[05:15] ---**
*It was the kind called Rembrandt Lighting,*
**[05:18] ---**
*or an angel's ladder.*
**[05:22] ---**
*It felt like the light was drawing her up.*
**[05:27] ---**
*Like she was going to disappear...*
**[05:32] ---**
Mayuri!
**[05:37] ---**
Okarin...
**[05:39] ---**
I won't let it take you.
**[05:41] ---**
You're my hostage.
**[05:43] ---**
You're going to be my hostage.
**[05:45] ---**
I'll use you for human experiments.
**[05:47] ---**
*The words that came out of my mouth*
**[05:49] ---**
*were from some show I'd seen as a little kid.*
**[05:53] ---**
*Mayuri and I had watched it together.*
**[05:56] ---**
*Some mad scientist, screaming like an idiot...*
**[06:01] ---**
I see.
**[06:04] ---**
So Mayushii is your hostage, right?
**[06:11] ---**
Then, I guess I can't go, huh?
**[06:31] ---**
What's wrong?
**[06:34] ---**
Were you napping?
**[06:48] ---**
What time is it?
**[06:50] ---**
What time is it?!
**[06:51] ---**
What?
**[06:52] ---**
It's almost five.
**[06:54] ---**
You're going shopping, right?
**[06:56] ---**
Shopping...
**[06:58] ---**
I'll order pizza.
**[07:01] ---**
Thanks.
**[07:02] ---**
Just don't get the tropical special.
**[07:04] ---**
I hate that thing.
**[07:05] ---**
Agreed.
**[07:07] ---**
The time leap worked?
**[07:11] ---**
Okabe?
**[07:12] ---**
Where's Mayuri? Where is she?!
**[07:14] ---**
What's wrong with you, all of a sudden?
**[07:16] ---**
Mayushii said she was going to Miss Ruka's,
to invite her to the party, remember?
**[07:23] ---**
Are you going shopping?
**[07:25] ---**
The development conference is canceled.
**[07:27] ---**
Canceled?
**[07:28] ---**
Why?
**[07:29] ---**
Did something happen?
**[07:30] ---**
We're done here for today.
**[07:33] ---**
Both of you, go home now!
**[07:35] ---**
What's going on?
**[07:36] ---**
Just go home!
**[07:37] ---**
Okay? Do it!
**[07:40] ---**
What's with him?
**[07:42] ---**
His phone starts ringing, and then...
**[07:46] ---**
Phone?
**[07:52] ---**
This is Mayushii.
**[07:54] ---**
I can't answer the phone right now!
**[07:57] ---**
If you'd like to leave a message...
**[08:02] ---**
*There's nothing to indicate
that the world line changed.*
**[08:05] ---**
*It's different than the D-mail.*
**[08:07] ---**
*I really am back at 5:00 PM.*
**[08:13] ---**
It's the bullet train!
**[08:15] ---**
No, the bullet train is white.
**[08:20] ---**
*After this, Mayuri will return with Suzuha.*
**[08:26] ---**
*Should I go to the police?*
**[08:28] ---**
*No, who'd believe me?*
**[08:30] ---**
*That I've come from the future?*
**[08:33] ---**
*Three hours left...*
**[08:35] ---**
*I have to do something!*
**[08:38] ---**
Mayuri!
**[08:39] ---**
Mayuri?!
**[08:40] ---**
O-Oka... No, Kyouma—
**[08:43] ---**
Where's Mayuri?!
**[08:44] ---**
Sh-She already left.
**[08:47] ---**
Left?
**[08:48] ---**
When?
**[08:48] ---**
Th-Thirty minutes ago, I guess.
**[08:51] ---**
She said she was going back to the lab.
**[08:54] ---**
Didn't she get back?
**[08:56] ---**
Um, I'm sorry.
**[08:58] ---**
It was so nice of you to
invite me to the party, but...
**[09:02] ---**
Did she say she was stopping anywhere?
**[09:04] ---**
Mayuri-chan?
**[09:06] ---**
No...
**[09:07] ---**
If you see her, tell her to call me right away!
**[09:11] ---**
O-Okay.
**[09:13] ---**
*If the world line hasn't changed,*
**[09:16] ---**
*then if I don't do anything different,*
**[09:19] ---**
*she should do the same things as last time.*
**[09:22] ---**
*Where is she?*
**[09:24] ---**
Nyan-nyan!
**[09:25] ---**
Feyris can't answer the phone right now.
**[09:28] ---**
If you need something...
**[09:36] ---**
Where are you, Mayuri?
**[09:39] ---**
Mayuri?
**[09:40] ---**
Too bad.
**[09:42] ---**
Assistant...
**[09:44] ---**
I told you, we're done today.
**[09:46] ---**
Go home—
**[09:47] ---**
Be honest.
**[09:48] ---**
You time leaped from the future, didn't you?
**[09:55] ---**
How could you tell?
**[09:56] ---**
The second you answered the phone,
you seemed to change.
**[10:00] ---**
From the way you're acting,
**[10:02] ---**
I can guess that something happened.
**[10:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:05] ---**
But I don't have time to give you the details.
**[10:08] ---**
Just run.
**[10:10] ---**
Run? Where?
**[10:11] ---**
Anywhere.
**[10:13] ---**
Just get away from the lab.
**[10:15] ---**
Got it?
**[10:16] ---**
Tell me later, okay?
**[10:18] ---**
Yeah. Tell Daru, too.
**[10:21] ---**
Got it.
**[10:23] ---**
Okabe...
**[10:24] ---**
What is it?
**[10:25] ---**
Don't do anything weird.
**[10:29] ---**
I know.
**[10:34] ---**
Okabe Rintarou!
**[10:36] ---**
Hey, where's Ochanomizu—
**[10:37] ---**
Have you seen Mayuri?!
**[10:39] ---**
Shiina Mayuri?
**[10:42] ---**
She just invited me to your party—
**[10:44] ---**
Where is she?
**[10:45] ---**
Turn right, up there...
**[10:47] ---**
Hey, which way is Ochanomizu?
**[10:50] ---**
I have to take Nae shopping...
**[10:53] ---**
Ask at the police box!
**[10:55] ---**
And once you've taken her, don't come back!
**[10:58] ---**
What do you mean?
**[10:59] ---**
I'll tell you later.
**[11:17] ---**
Mayuri...
**[11:18] ---**
Mayuri!
**[11:20] ---**
Okarin!
**[11:21] ---**
Look! It's the first star!
**[11:24] ---**
What?
**[11:25] ---**
Just come with me!
**[11:27] ---**
What about the party?
**[11:29] ---**
It's canceled. I told Kurisu and Daru.
**[11:32] ---**
Why?
**[11:33] ---**
I'll tell you later!
**[11:35] ---**
But I asked Suzu-san to come, too,
**[11:37] ---**
and Daru-kun was ordering pizza...
**[11:39] ---**
Just listen to me!
**[11:42] ---**
Okarin...
**[11:45] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[11:48] ---**
Mayushii doesn't understand...
**[11:52] ---**
You always do things I don't understand,
**[11:56] ---**
but today, I really don't understand you.
**[12:00] ---**
Did you really want to
do the experiment, after all?
**[12:04] ---**
Mayuri...
**[12:09] ---**
That's not it.
**[12:11] ---**
But just for now, can you listen to me?
**[12:16] ---**
There's no time.
**[12:18] ---**
I'll explain the details later, I promise.
**[12:22] ---**
Okay.
**[12:23] ---**
Sorry. Mayushii just got scared.
**[12:27] ---**
Don't apologize.
**[12:29] ---**
It's not your fault.
**[12:38] ---**
There are so many people here.
**[12:40] ---**
It's rush hour.
**[12:43] ---**
Huh?
**[12:45] ---**
But no one's at the platform...
**[12:49] ---**
Once again,
**[12:51] ---**
the following lines have been shut down,
due to a bomb threat.
**[12:55] ---**
They said they don't know when
the trains will start again.
**[12:57] ---**
How stupid of me!
**[13:00] ---**
Not now...
**[13:01] ---**
Okarin?
**[13:02] ---**
Mayuri, get to the subway now!
**[13:05] ---**
Okabe Rintarou, right?
**[13:11] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:16] ---**
You're coming with me.
**[13:18] ---**
What are you standing there for?
**[13:20] ---**
Move!
**[13:22] ---**
Run!
**[13:30] ---**
Run!
**[13:31] ---**
Run, as fast as you can!
**[13:35] ---**
Who are they?
**[13:38] ---**
Okarin!
**[13:39] ---**
Go, quickly!
**[13:40] ---**
Run, Mayuri!
**[14:03] ---**
Shiina Mayuri was the one who died.
**[14:05] ---**
Okabe-kun...
**[14:06] ---**
I mean, Okabe Rintarou has been captured.
**[14:09] ---**
Mayuri!
**[14:12] ---**
Damn it!
**[14:14] ---**
I won't let you kill her!
**[14:16] ---**
Mayuri, I will save you!
**[14:21] ---**
I'll save you...
**[14:27] ---**
...no matter what!
**[14:36] ---**
Canceled?
**[14:37] ---**
Why?
**[14:38] ---**
Did something happen?
**[14:40] ---**
Yeah. Actually...
**[14:43] ---**
I got word
**[14:45] ---**
that Mr. Braun is planning to return tonight.
**[14:47] ---**
Okarin, did you do something again?
**[14:50] ---**
Yeah, I suppose so.
**[14:52] ---**
But what about Mayuri?
**[14:54] ---**
I'll talk to her.
**[14:55] ---**
It's dangerous to be here.
**[14:58] ---**
We're done here for today.
**[15:02] ---**
*Was I too forceful?*
**[15:05] ---**
*No...*
**[15:06] ---**
*It doesn't matter if I was acting weird.*
**[15:09] ---**
*For now, I just need them away from the lab!*
**[15:15] ---**
This is Mayushii.
**[15:16] ---**
I can't answer the phone right now!
**[15:23] ---**
*Why is it taking so long?*
**[15:25] ---**
*It's going to end up like last time!*
**[15:27] ---**
*I need to find Mayuri.*
**[15:30] [Messenger] ---**
Rukako
**[15:36] ---**
Hello?
**[15:36] ---**
Rukako! It's me! Okabe!
**[15:38] ---**
Oka... I'm sorry, Kyouma—
**[15:41] ---**
Where's Mayuri?!
**[15:42] ---**
Is Mayuri there?
**[15:43] ---**
Mayuri-chan?
**[15:45] ---**
Yes.
**[15:46] ---**
She's just heading bac—
**[15:47] ---**
Stop her!
**[15:48] ---**
Tell her not to move until I get there!
**[15:51] ---**
She said she was going back to the lab.
**[15:53] ---**
Just do as I say!
**[15:55] ---**
O-Okay.
**[15:57] ---**
Mayuri-chan!
**[16:02] ---**
It's the bullet train!
**[16:04] ---**
No, the bullet train is white.
**[16:09] ---**
Mayuri!
**[16:11] ---**
Okarin!
**[16:17] ---**
Are you okay?
**[16:18] ---**
I was about to go fix Fubuki-chan's costume,
**[16:20] ---**
and then go to the lab.
**[16:23] ---**
Fubuki-chan?
**[16:24] ---**
A cosplay friend of yours?
**[16:25] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:26] ---**
She said a thread on the costume
I made came undone.
**[16:30] ---**
I just got a message from her.
**[16:31] ---**
*So that's it.*
**[16:33] ---**
Once it's fixed, I'll go right to the lab,
**[16:36] ---**
so I'll make it to the party.
**[16:37] ---**
Wait. The party...
**[16:39] ---**
The party was cancel...
**[16:42] ---**
I mean, it was postponed.
**[16:44] ---**
Why?
**[16:45] ---**
We can't use the lab.
**[16:48] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[16:50] ---**
I see...
**[16:52] ---**
So I wanted you to come with me for a bit.
**[16:56] ---**
Right now.
**[16:57] ---**
What about Fubuki-chan?
**[16:58] ---**
I'm sorry, but do it later.
**[17:00] ---**
It's an emergency.
**[17:01] ---**
Um, did something happen?
**[17:04] ---**
Yeah, we're going to be away for a while.
**[17:07] ---**
On a trip.
**[17:10] ---**
Together?
**[17:11] ---**
Um, well...
**[17:14] ---**
I can put Fubuki-chan off till tomorrow,
**[17:17] ---**
but this is very sudden.
**[17:18] ---**
Where are we going?
**[17:19] ---**
I'll tell you later.
**[17:21] ---**
We don't have much time to catch the train.
**[17:23] ---**
But Mayushii isn't ready at all, and...
**[17:27] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[17:29] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[17:31] ---**
Wait, Okarin!
**[17:34] ---**
Um...
**[17:35] ---**
Huh?
**[17:36] ---**
G-Goodbye.
**[17:39] ---**
Yeah, bye-bye!
**[17:47] ---**
Isn't Akihabara Station that way?
**[17:51] ---**
We're taking the subway.
**[17:53] ---**
I see.
**[18:07] ---**
It's been a really long time
**[18:11] ---**
since you pulled me along like this.
**[18:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:27] ---**
We're heading back.
**[18:29] ---**
Huh?
**[18:49] ---**
Okay.
**[18:51] ---**
Let's go.
***SIGN*** From: Assistant Subject: Did something happen? Tell me later, okay?
**[18:58] ---**
Kurisu, huh?
**[19:12] ---**
My watch isn't working...
**[19:16] ---**
That's strange.
**[19:18] ---**
I just wound it.
**[19:24] ---**
There are so many people here.
**[19:27] ---**
The Sobu line shut down.
**[19:30] ---**
Shut down?
**[19:32] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:33] ---**
A bomb threat was called in.
**[19:38] ---**
I see...
**[19:42] ---**
Hey, Okarin.
**[19:45] ---**
Um, well...
**[19:47] ---**
Mayushii has a lot things she wants to ask,
**[19:51] ---**
but it's okay for now.
**[19:55] ---**
In exchange,
**[19:56] ---**
when this is over,
I want you to tell me everything.
**[20:03] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:06] ---**
I promise.
**[20:10] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[20:13] ---**
I'm sorry I can't help you.
**[20:24] ---**
Let's have that party sometime.
**[20:28] ---**
Yeah...
**[20:29] ---**
Sometime.
**[20:37] ---**
Sometime...
**[20:39] ---**
For sure.
**[20:45] ---**
Mayuri-oneechan!
**[21:34] ---**
It wasn't...
**[21:37] ---**
I didn't mean to...
**[21:41] ---**
I just wanted to surprise her...
**[21:55] ---**
I won't let you kill her!
**[21:58] ---**
I will...
**[22:03] ---**
...save Mayuri!
# E14 - Physically Necrosis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2P3GJER/physically-necrosis)
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**[00:03] ---**
*After that,*
**[00:06] ---**
*I time leaped, over and over,*
**[00:09] ---**
*to save Mayuri.*
**[00:15] ---**
*But...*
**[00:18] ---**
*No matter what I did,*
**[00:22] ---**
*Mayuri...*
**[00:24] ---**
*died.*
**[00:41] ---**
*Even if Moeka and SERN never attacked,*
**[00:45] ---**
*it was like fate itself kept murdering her...*
**[00:48] ---**
*Like the entire world*
**[00:54] ---**
was conspiring to kill her.
**[01:01] ---**
The cars aren't moving!
**[01:04] ---**
The train's stopped.
**[01:05] ---**
Hurry!
**[01:07] ---**
Take a back road or something!
**[01:08] ---**
That's not really an option, sir.
**[01:11] ---**
Huh? Mayushii's watch isn't working...
**[01:15] ---**
That's strange.
**[01:16] ---**
I just wound it.
**[01:18] ---**
*Again...*
**[01:19] ---**
*Again!*
**[01:28] ---**
Mayuri!
**[01:35] ---**
Shiina Mayuri was the one who died.
**[01:38] ---**
Okabe-kun...
**[01:39] ---**
I mean, Okabe Rintarou has been captured.
**[01:49] ---**
*No matter what I did,*
**[01:51] ---**
*no matter what I try,*
**[01:54] ---**
*she dies.*
**[01:56] ---**
*It's like fate...*
**[01:59] ---**
*I see. So this is...*
**[02:03] ---**
*No, there's nothing like that!*
**[02:06] ---**
*The Organization... Steins Gate...*
**[02:10] ---**
*And fate!*
**[02:14] ---**
*There's no such thing!*
***SIGN*** Physically Necrosis
**[03:53] ---**
What do you mean?
**[03:54] ---**
Explain!
**[03:56] ---**
I just got to the individual character route.
**[03:58] ---**
At least let me save—
**[03:59] ---**
I'll do it.
**[04:01] ---**
Just get out of Akihabara.
**[04:03] ---**
Got it?
**[04:04] ---**
Okabe...
**[04:33] ---**
*It's after Mayuri's left.*
**[04:38] ---**
*It's just the same.*
**[04:41] ---**
*No matter how many times I try to save her,*
**[04:43] ---**
*in the end...*
**[04:47] [Messenger] ---**
From: Assistant
Subject: Did something happen?
Tell me later, okay?
**[04:47] ---**
*Even the message is the same.*
**[04:49] ---**
*The message.*
**[04:53] ---**
"Shining Finger."
**[04:56] ---**
"I have new information
regarding the time machine."
**[05:00] ---**
"I'd like to talk to you alone."
**[05:14] ---**
Don't move.
**[05:16] ---**
Put your hands up.
**[05:24] ---**
Who are you people?!
**[05:34] ---**
Part-time job.
**[05:35] ---**
Arc rewrite.
**[05:37] ---**
I know you're planning
to attack the lab and kidnap us!
**[05:45] ---**
How?
**[05:46] ---**
Because I've come from the future!
**[05:47] ---**
Do you understand?
**[05:48] ---**
Now answer me!
**[05:50] ---**
My phone...
**[05:51] ---**
No!
**[05:52] ---**
Answer me now...
**[05:53] ---**
Are you with SERN?
**[05:55] ---**
Rounder.
**[05:56] ---**
Rounder?
**[05:57] ---**
Our mission is to recover the IBN 5100.
**[06:01] ---**
You're the one who stole it!
**[06:03] ---**
I don't know anything.
**[06:04] ---**
Don't try tricking me!
**[06:05] ---**
You sent that D-mail...
**[06:08] ---**
*I get it.*
**[06:09] ---**
*The world line changed,*
**[06:11] ---**
*so she has no memory of sending that message.*
**[06:15] ---**
Why do you plan to attack the lab?
**[06:16] ---**
The IBN 5100 isn't there anymore.
**[06:20] ---**
Too late.
**[06:20] ---**
Answer me!
**[06:22] ---**
Three reasons.
**[06:25] ---**
One.
**[06:26] ---**
You've learned something
you can't be allowed to know.
**[06:31] ---**
Two.
**[06:33] ---**
You made a time machine.
**[06:37] ---**
Three.
**[06:39] ---**
You wanted to publicly announce it.
**[06:45] ---**
You knew all that...
**[06:47] ---**
Does SERN know?
**[06:51] ---**
My orders come from FB.
**[06:54] ---**
FB?
**[06:55] ---**
Is that an organization within SERN?
**[06:59] ---**
FB is everything to me...
**[07:06] ---**
*Where am I?*
**[07:08] ---**
Don't move.
**[07:10] ---**
Are you John Titor?
**[07:15] ---**
You're the only person it could be...
**[07:19] ---**
No!
**[07:29] ---**
Where am I?
**[07:30] ---**
The bomb threat has halted all the trains.
**[07:34] ---**
According to plan.
**[07:38] ---**
Capture Makise Kurisu and Hashida Itaru.
**[07:41] ---**
No one else is needed.
**[07:43] ---**
Wait!
**[07:46] ---**
W-Wait!
**[07:48] ---**
Please don't kill Mayuri!
**[07:53] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[07:55] ---**
I was wrong!
**[07:56] ---**
I never wanted to expose SERN!
**[07:59] ---**
I'll give you the time leap machine...
**[08:01] ---**
I'll never tell anyone what I learned!
**[08:04] ---**
Begin the mission.
**[08:05] ---**
Please! I'll do anything!
**[08:07] ---**
Please... It was just simple curiosity...
**[08:10] ---**
It was a game!
**[08:12] ---**
So... Just spare Mayuri...
**[08:16] ---**
It's too late.
**[08:22] ---**
Mayuri...
**[08:26] ---**
Mayuri!
**[08:29] ---**
Shut up!
**[08:31] ---**
Mayuri!
**[08:38] ---**
Mayuri...
**[08:57] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:00] ---**
Were you napping?
**[09:03] ---**
This again...
**[09:09] ---**
I can't take this anymore!
**[09:11] ---**
Okabe!
**[09:14] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:17] ---**
You don't need to destroy it.
**[09:18] ---**
We decided we aren't doing the time leap.
**[09:23] ---**
What's wrong with you, all of a sudden?
**[09:25] ---**
You're going shopping, for the party, right?
**[09:29] ---**
The party...
**[09:32] ---**
Wait, Okabe!
**[09:36] ---**
It's the bullet train!
**[09:38] ---**
No, the bullet train is white.
**[09:44] ---**
Oka... Kyouma-san...
**[09:50] ---**
Where's Mayuri?
**[09:51] ---**
Mayuri-chan already left.
**[09:53] ---**
I know.
**[09:55] ---**
I know she came to invite you to the party...
**[09:57] ---**
And that she's going to meet
her friend who cosplays...
**[10:02] ---**
I know she's looking forward to the party.
**[10:06] ---**
All of it!
**[10:14] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:17] ---**
But I...
**[10:20] ---**
But I...
**[10:27] ---**
What are you doing over there?
**[10:33] ---**
Kurisu...
**[10:34] ---**
That's the first time you've ever
called me by the right name.
**[10:37] ---**
What happened?
**[10:38] ---**
No, what's going to happen?
**[10:44] ---**
You time leaped, didn't you?
**[10:47] ---**
It's all...
**[10:49] ---**
All my fault.
**[10:50] ---**
Okabe.
**[10:52] ---**
It's all my fault.
**[10:56] ---**
I never should have told
Daru to hack into SERN.
**[10:59] ---**
I never should have said to
make the time machine.
**[11:02] ---**
I never should have invited
Moeka to be a lab member!
**[11:05] ---**
It's my fault... And Mayuri...
**[11:14] ---**
You're pushing yourself too hard, idiot.
**[11:18] ---**
We don't know that the time leap
machine is completely safe.
**[11:22] ---**
It's possible you could completely
erase yourself from existence.
**[11:26] ---**
On a fundamental level,
humans are temporal creatures.
**[11:30] ---**
Heidegger... I was just about to say that.
**[11:35] ---**
I learned that phrase from you.
**[11:38] ---**
That's kind of creepy.
**[11:40] ---**
It's like you're peeking inside my head.
**[11:42] ---**
But I guess that's what a time leap is.
**[11:48] ---**
What should I do?
**[11:51] ---**
When will the lab be attacked?
**[11:53] ---**
After 7:30.
**[11:55] ---**
I can think of several possible
causes for Mayuri's death.
**[12:00] ---**
But we don't have time to talk.
**[12:04] ---**
Let's go.
**[12:05] ---**
Mayuri's a dear friend.
**[12:07] ---**
I want to save her, too!
**[12:11] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[12:12] ---**
Don't apologize.
**[12:14] ---**
I want to help you.
**[12:16] ---**
I do...
**[12:18] ---**
Hey, mad scientist!
**[12:22] ---**
You're going to change the world, right?
**[12:27] ---**
Of course!
**[12:34] ---**
Right?
**[12:52] ---**
I set the time to five or so hours ago,
**[12:54] ---**
to just when the time leap machine was created.
**[12:58] ---**
If you go to before it's completed,
it's possible I won't finish it.
**[13:06] ---**
You go back in time,
**[13:08] ---**
and once the time leap machine is done,
**[13:10] ---**
send everyone away and
tell me what we just discussed.
**[13:14] ---**
If you say you've come from the future,
**[13:15] ---**
I'll probably believe it.
**[13:17] ---**
How can you know?
**[13:19] ---**
I know myself better than anyone.
**[13:22] ---**
I'm the one who made the time leap machine,
**[13:25] ---**
to begin with.
**[13:28] ---**
You mean you're confident about your work?
**[13:30] ---**
I guess so.
**[13:32] ---**
When I saw you back there, I was certain.
**[13:35] ---**
That you'd time leaped, I mean.
**[13:38] ---**
Just in case, let's decide on a keyword.
**[13:41] ---**
Right now, what I want most is
**[13:44] ---**
my own personal fork.
**[13:46] ---**
You want one?
**[13:48] ---**
A fork?
**[13:49] ---**
Yeah, I already have a personal spoon.
**[13:52] ---**
Don't be nosy about that!
**[13:55] ---**
Here we go!
**[13:58] ---**
Okay.
**[14:01] ---**
Five hours ago,
**[14:03] ---**
I won't remember that you called me Kurisu...
**[14:17] ---**
Do you think you could hold this?
**[14:21] ---**
Like this?
**[14:22] ---**
That's right.
**[14:23] ---**
Keep it spread out like that!
**[14:28] ---**
That ribbon's cute.
**[14:30] ---**
Right?
**[14:31] ---**
Want to try it on?
**[14:34] ---**
I still have some cosplay outfits for Comima.
**[14:37] ---**
Cosplay, huh?
**[14:38] ---**
Interested?
**[14:41] ---**
N-No way!
**[14:43] ---**
I couldn't wear this around others...
**[14:47] ---**
*I see...*
**[14:48] ---**
*Five hours ago, Mayuri hasn't left.*
**[14:52] ---**
*As I recall, her cosplay outfit's finished
right as the time leap machine's done.*
**[14:57] ---**
It's done!
**[15:00] ---**
I win!
**[15:02] ---**
We were racing.
**[15:03] ---**
I lose.
**[15:05] ---**
But we're almost done, too.
**[15:08] ---**
Now we're done.
**[15:10] ---**
This is...
**[15:11] ---**
We won't do the experiment!
**[15:17] ---**
*Darn... Was that too sudden?*
**[15:19] ---**
What do you mean?
**[15:21] ---**
Y-You're all tired.
**[15:24] ---**
We'll talk later.
**[15:26] ---**
We're done for today.
**[15:31] ---**
I'll take a plate.
**[15:32] ---**
One plate.
**[15:33] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[15:35] ---**
I'd just ordered when I got your message.
**[15:38] ---**
I didn't think you were a regular here.
**[15:41] ---**
I-I'm not a regular!
**[15:43] ---**
Mayuri told me about this place.
**[15:45] ---**
So what did you want to talk about?
**[15:47] ---**
You told us all to leave, and then
**[15:50] ---**
you suddenly message me.
**[15:52] ---**
You see...
**[15:55] ---**
I've come from five hours in the future.
**[15:58] ---**
What? That's the stupidest line I've ever heard.
**[16:02] ---**
H-Hey! That isn't what you said!
**[16:05] ---**
You said you'd probably believe me!
**[16:07] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[16:10] ---**
Probably? Believe you?
**[16:11] ---**
I wouldn't say anything that illogical.
**[16:14] ---**
You did say it!
**[16:16] ---**
"I'm the one who made the
time leap machine, to begin with."
**[16:20] ---**
You looked really proud, too!
**[16:21] ---**
Are you a moron?
**[16:23] ---**
Whatever...
**[16:26] ---**
*I really want to smack her...*
**[16:32] ---**
Right now, what you want most is
**[16:34] ---**
your own personal fork.
**[16:36] ---**
Well?
**[16:37] ---**
I really told you that?
**[16:39] ---**
The five-hours-from-now me?
**[16:42] ---**
You said you already had your own spoon.
**[16:46] ---**
Screw you, future me...
**[16:48] ---**
You believe me now, right?
**[16:52] ---**
Yeah... So the machine
works just as I predicted.
**[16:56] ---**
It's perfect.
**[17:00] ---**
Here's your plate.
**[17:03] ---**
I see.
**[17:04] ---**
If all that's true, it's really bad.
**[17:08] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:09] ---**
Rather than help Mayuri escape,
have you tried stopping Moeka-san...
**[17:12] ---**
A Rounder, you called her?
**[17:13] ---**
Stopping her group and her?
**[17:16] ---**
I did.
**[17:18] ---**
But I couldn't stop Mayuri's death.
**[17:21] ---**
I see.
**[17:25] ---**
For something to occur, it must have a cause.
***SIGN*** Cause Death
***SIGN*** <—— Effect
***SIGN*** Death
**[17:32] ---**
Normally, death would be preceded
**[17:35] ---**
by some proximate phenomenon,
**[17:38] ---**
like an accident or an illness.
**[17:41] ---**
But we can't determine the cause for sure.
**[17:44] ---**
The Rounders are the
proximate cause of Mayuri's death,
**[17:48] ---**
but the real cause is likely different.
**[17:50] ---**
So even if the Rounders never appear,
**[17:53] ---**
Mayuri still dies.
***SIGN*** Cause Death
***SIGN*** <—— Effect
**[17:54] ---**
Then, what's the cause?
**[17:56] ---**
I don't know.
**[17:57] ---**
It's possible that the cause of Mayuri's death
**[18:01] ---**
is Mayuri's own birth.
**[18:04] ---**
You mean her life span's run out?
**[18:07] ---**
That's fatalism!
**[18:09] ---**
Indeed.
**[18:09] ---**
So I won't suggest it.
**[18:12] ---**
The cause should be something
**[18:13] ---**
that initiated this series of events.
**[18:16] ---**
*Initiated...*
**[18:22] ---**
Is it possible that if this
isn't completed, Mayuri would...
**[18:25] ---**
Wait.
**[18:26] ---**
It's dangerous to jump to conclusions!
**[18:28] ---**
But...
**[18:30] ---**
Makise Kurisu is right.
**[18:34] ---**
You're...
**[18:35] ---**
Do you know something?
**[18:37] ---**
You're more or less correct.
**[18:39] ---**
Fixing everything won't be as easy
**[18:41] ---**
as not completing the time leap machine.
**[18:44] ---**
To save the world,
**[18:46] ---**
you need to reach world line beta.
**[18:48] ---**
You must cross the 1% divergence barrier.
**[18:54] ---**
The divergence number
**[18:56] ---**
indicates this world line's location.
**[18:59] ---**
And the only clue we have as to what it is,
**[19:03] ---**
is this divergence meter.
**[19:06] ---**
Nixie Tubes?
**[19:07] ---**
Whoever made it has good taste.
**[19:09] ---**
Of course they do.
**[19:11] ---**
You're the one who made it.
**[19:13] ---**
I did?
**[19:14] ---**
You have the power to retain
**[19:17] ---**
your memories, when moving world lines.
**[19:20] ---**
In the future, you made this meter
**[19:23] ---**
to numerically display
**[19:24] ---**
the difference between this world line
and the previous one you inhabited.
**[19:29] ---**
0.337187...
**[19:32] ---**
That's this world line.
**[19:34] ---**
A world line is like a woven braid or this rope.
**[19:43] ---**
This rope looks like it's a single line,
**[19:46] ---**
but actually, many thin threads comprise it.
**[19:50] ---**
The threads are the world lines.
**[19:52] ---**
Each never touches the others,
**[19:55] ---**
but they all go to the same place.
**[19:59] ---**
In other words,
**[20:00] ---**
they all tend toward a world in which Mayuri dies...
**[20:05] ---**
But if the world line drastically changes,
**[20:08] ---**
from our alpha world line to the beta world line,
**[20:12] ---**
over the 1% barrier,
**[20:14] ---**
another outcome would occur.
**[20:15] ---**
You guys use that one.
**[20:18] ---**
Wait.
**[20:19] ---**
I can't climb up, just using that.
**[20:22] ---**
Oh, fine...
**[20:24] ---**
Just wait here.
**[20:35] ---**
Who is Amane-san, anyway?
**[20:37] ---**
She's definitely a professional.
**[20:39] ---**
Of some kind.
**[20:45] ---**
Let's go.
**[20:46] ---**
Hurry.
**[20:48] ---**
The alpha and beta world lines
**[20:51] ---**
are world lines with completely different results.
**[20:55] ---**
Normally, it's impossible to move between them.
**[20:58] ---**
Even if you change the past,
**[20:59] ---**
using the time leap and the D-mail,
**[21:01] ---**
you couldn't do it.
**[21:03] ---**
But in several years, major events occur,
**[21:06] ---**
and the choices made then split
the world into multiple world lines.
**[21:12] ---**
Recently, it would be 1991,
when the Gulf War occurred.
**[21:16] ---**
And 2000, with the Y2K problem.
**[21:18] ---**
And 2010, when the time machine was created.
**[21:26] ---**
This is...
**[21:28] ---**
When the split occurs,
**[21:30] ---**
it's possible to move from
the alpha world line to the beta.
**[21:34] ---**
How is it done?
**[21:36] ---**
How—
**[21:37] ---**
Wait!
**[21:39] ---**
Before that,
**[21:40] ---**
tell us who you are.
**[21:52] ---**
This is...
**[21:54] ---**
A time machine.
**[21:56] ---**
I'm from the year 2036.
**[22:00] ---**
Suzuha...
**[22:02] ---**
I am the time traveler
**[22:05] ---**
John Titor.
# E15 - Missing Link Necrosis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZXNEV9Y/missing-link-necrosis)
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**[00:01] ---**
This is...
**[00:02] ---**
A time machine.
**[00:04] ---**
I'm from the year 2036.
**[00:07] ---**
Suzuha...
**[00:09] ---**
I am the time traveler
**[00:12] ---**
John Titor.
***SIGN*** Missing Link Necrosis
**[01:51] ---**
The year 2036.
**[01:54] ---**
The world was ruled by SERN...
**[01:57] ---**
An oppressive, totalitarian society, a dystopia.
**[02:01] ---**
The people's freedom was stolen,
**[02:04] ---**
and they lived like zombies.
**[02:06] ---**
Anyone who disobeyed was killed.
**[02:14] ---**
I was part of the resistance,
**[02:17] ---**
fighting to free the world from SERN's control.
**[02:42] ---**
To change this dead world...
**[02:47] ---**
...I entered the time machine my father left me.
**[03:15] ---**
And to change the future.
**[03:18] ---**
Then, everything you wrote on @channel...
**[03:21] ---**
Yes, most of it was true.
**[03:24] ---**
But SERN is a research organization,
**[03:26] ---**
not a ruling body.
**[03:28] ---**
On the net, I told John Titor that many times.
**[03:32] ---**
Wait!
**[03:33] ---**
Does that mean you
**[03:35] ---**
are Chestnut Rice and Kamehameha?
**[03:38] ---**
Titor identified himself,
**[03:40] ---**
so it wouldn't be fair not to identify myself, too...
**[03:43] ---**
Then I'll identify myself, as well.
**[03:46] ---**
I was using the handle Hououin Kyouma...
**[03:48] ---**
We know that.
**[03:52] ---**
SERN succeeded in developing a time machine.
**[03:56] ---**
By becoming the only ones able to
**[03:59] ---**
interfere with the fourth dimension, time,
**[04:01] ---**
they remade the entire world map.
**[04:03] ---**
And Makise Kurisu is the person
**[04:05] ---**
who contributed the most to
the time machine's development.
**[04:09] ---**
She's worshipped as the
mother of the time machine.
**[04:12] ---**
I worked with SERN?
**[04:14] ---**
No way!
**[04:15] ---**
Why would I work with the kind of people who
**[04:17] ---**
perform human experiments?
**[04:19] ---**
That's what happened in the future.
**[04:22] ---**
So that's why you hated me...
**[04:31] ---**
Then, what about the future me?
**[04:33] ---**
Okabe Rintarou is a famous terrorist.
**[04:36] ---**
Terrorist?
**[04:37] ---**
A terrorist who fought SERN.
**[04:40] ---**
And you're both...
**[04:44] ---**
dead in the year 2036.
**[04:52] ---**
I need to hurry.
**[04:53] ---**
Wait.
**[04:54] ---**
You're saying something crazy like that,
**[04:56] ---**
and returning to the future?
**[04:58] ---**
That's why I'm leaving.
**[04:59] ---**
I'm going to the past, to change that future.
**[05:01] ---**
To 1975...
**[05:04] ---**
1975?
**[05:06] ---**
SERN succeeded in developing the time machine,
**[05:09] ---**
due to the time machine created
in 2010, in Akihabara.
**[05:13] ---**
You mean the Phone Microwave?
**[05:16] ---**
SERN used a communications monitoring system
**[05:19] ---**
to gather all the information they could
on time machines, from around the world.
**[05:24] ---**
I think the first D-mail you sent tripped the system.
**[05:30] ---**
The message I sent in front of the Radio Building?
**[05:32] ---**
Yes.
**[05:33] ---**
So if we delete the message from SERN's database,
**[05:40] ---**
the future will change.
**[05:43] ---**
We can go to the beta world line, where SERN
**[05:46] ---**
never successfully created a time machine.
**[05:49] ---**
Will that save Mayuri?
**[05:53] ---**
I think so.
**[05:54] ---**
Then we should start hacking
SERN's database immediately...
**[05:57] ---**
We need the IBN 5100 for that.
**[06:00] ---**
I see. So that's why...
**[06:02] ---**
My task was to go to 1975,
**[06:05] ---**
find an IBN 5100,
**[06:07] ---**
and get it to Okabe Rintarou.
**[06:11] ---**
But I stayed too long, looking for my father.
**[06:15] ---**
I should have gone earlier.
**[06:19] ---**
Is everything okay?
**[06:24] ---**
No...
**[06:25] ---**
It's broken.
**[06:31] ---**
This is bad!
**[06:32] ---**
What do we do?
**[06:33] ---**
I'll think of something.
**[06:34] ---**
You hide.
**[06:35] ---**
As soon as you can, run.
**[06:37] ---**
Anyone here?
**[06:40] ---**
Who's there?
**[06:41] ---**
Stay back!
**[06:42] ---**
I'm in the midst of an operation
**[06:44] ---**
to end the Organization's schemes!
**[06:46] ---**
This is a level-70 top-secret mission.
**[06:49] ---**
So stay away from this place!
**[06:51] ---**
This way! Hurry!
**[06:53] ---**
Hey!
**[06:53] ---**
Wait!
**[06:57] ---**
We're running.
**[07:03] ---**
Hurry!
**[07:05] ---**
I don't know what happened in the future,
**[07:07] ---**
but right now, I'm a lab member, just like you!
**[07:26] ---**
Okabe!
**[07:27] ---**
You're safe?
**[07:29] ---**
Let's go!
**[07:37] ---**
What do we do?
**[07:38] ---**
We can't go back there.
**[07:41] ---**
Was the time machine broken?
**[07:44] ---**
Was it from when it crashed into the roof?
**[07:46] ---**
It didn't crash.
**[07:49] ---**
There was an error in calculating the coordinates,
**[07:51] ---**
where it appeared.
**[07:53] ---**
When I arrived, it wasn't broken.
**[07:55] ---**
Then when?
**[07:57] ---**
If I had to guess, I'd say that thunderstorm we had...
**[08:03] ---**
It might have been hit by lightning, or flooded...
**[08:08] ---**
It's my fault.
**[08:10] ---**
Because I stopped you then...
**[08:14] ---**
I'll use the time leap machine...
**[08:16] ---**
We can only use it to go back 48 hours.
**[08:20] ---**
We can't get back to that night.
**[08:22] ---**
Okarin!
**[08:24] ---**
And Kurisu-chan and Suzu-san are with you!
**[08:26] ---**
You didn't go home?
**[08:29] ---**
Mayushii said we should have a party to celebrate
**[08:31] ---**
the time machine's completion.
**[08:32] ---**
Daru-kun and I went shopping!
**[08:35] ---**
I said we were done for the day!
**[08:37] ---**
I'm sorry, Mayuri.
**[08:38] ---**
We have to talk about something important.
**[08:42] ---**
Okarin?
**[08:43] ---**
Just go home for today.
**[08:46] ---**
We'll have the party another time.
**[08:50] ---**
All right.
**[08:52] ---**
But don't do anything dangerous.
**[08:54] ---**
Mayushii is worried.
**[08:56] ---**
It'll be fine.
**[08:58] ---**
I promise.
**[09:03] ---**
See you tomorrow, then!
**[09:05] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:12] ---**
I heard the trains stopped.
**[09:14] ---**
Seriously?
**[09:24] ---**
We'll have to repair the time machine.
**[09:34] ---**
First, go back five hours ago,
**[09:36] ---**
to when the time leap machine was completed.
**[09:40] ---**
From there, go back 48 hours.
**[09:43] ---**
To 2:00 PM, on the 11th.
**[09:45] ---**
That's the most time we have.
**[09:49] ---**
I'll finish the time machine during those two days,
**[09:52] ---**
no matter what.
**[09:54] ---**
If I can't, I'll redo those two days
as many times as it takes.
**[10:00] ---**
This isn't to save the world.
**[10:04] ---**
It's a mission to save Mayuri.
**[10:19] ---**
Okabe?
**[10:21] ---**
What's wrong?
**[10:22] ---**
Gather all the lab members right away.
**[10:24] ---**
There's something I want to talk to them about.
**[10:31] ---**
Future tech FTW.
**[10:33] ---**
This must be photoshopped.
**[10:34] ---**
Can you fix it?
**[10:36] ---**
Miss Amane, you can't do it yourself?
**[10:38] ---**
It's too much for me.
**[10:41] ---**
My father's the one who made it.
**[10:43] ---**
There's no way we can fix a time machine
**[10:45] ---**
from 2036, using today's technology.
**[10:47] ---**
We won't know until we try.
**[10:48] ---**
Anyway, try and do it in two days, Daru.
**[10:51] ---**
You're our only hope.
**[10:53] ---**
Why two days?
**[10:56] ---**
Well...
**[10:57] ---**
Just do it!
**[10:59] ---**
If you can, I'll do anything you want.
**[11:02] ---**
Teacher, I want to have a
day-long date with Feyris-tan!
**[11:05] ---**
All right, I'll make it happen somehow.
**[11:07] ---**
No, that's impossible.
**[11:08] ---**
I can do anything!
**[11:09] ---**
Believe in me.
**[11:13] ---**
You're serious? For real?
**[11:15] ---**
I promise.
**[11:16] ---**
So do it.
**[11:20] ---**
Very well!
**[11:24] ---**
One more thing, okay?
**[11:26] ---**
If I fix it, in addition to the IBN 5100,
**[11:30] ---**
get me a cel from the legendary
**[11:32] ---**
1975 magical girl anime, *Ragical Girl Omit-chan!*
**[11:35] ---**
Shut up.
**[11:37] ---**
Should I help, too?
**[11:39] ---**
No, you need to finish the time leap machine.
**[11:44] ---**
We should get back to the lab.
**[11:46] ---**
Hey, aren't you all forgetting something?
**[11:49] ---**
Looking for Suzu-san's dad.
**[11:51] ---**
I'm all right...
**[11:53] ---**
No, you're not!
**[11:54] ---**
You got in the time machine
**[11:56] ---**
because you had a job to do,
**[11:58] ---**
but also because you wanted
to see your dad, right?
**[12:01] ---**
So Mayushii wants to help you find him.
**[12:06] ---**
Your dad's name was Barrel Titor, right?
**[12:09] ---**
That was his code name.
**[12:10] ---**
I don't know his real name.
**[12:12] ---**
What's Amane?
**[12:13] ---**
My mom's name.
**[12:15] ---**
My only clue is this little badge he had.
**[12:23] ---**
Your dad is in 2010 Akihabara, right?
**[12:27] ---**
Okay, Mayushii will be the investigator.
**[12:33] ---**
Shiina Mayuri... She's a good girl, isn't she?
**[12:49] ---**
Think you can fix it?
**[12:50] ---**
No way to say for sure yet.
**[12:53] ---**
But when I looked at it, I realized...
**[12:56] ---**
It's kind of like the Phone Microwave.
**[12:58] ---**
Then it's possible you can fix it, right?
**[13:04] ---**
I wonder if your dad's nearby.
**[13:08] ---**
He knew that we were in Akiba, in 2010, right?
**[13:12] ---**
I think so.
**[13:13] ---**
But I never heard from him directly.
**[13:16] ---**
I've never met him.
**[13:19] ---**
Everything was in his will.
**[13:23] ---**
My dad was researching a time machine,
separately from SERN...
**[13:28] ---**
To change the future.
**[13:30] ---**
I'm here to carry on, in his place.
**[13:36] ---**
I really am sorry...
**[13:39] ---**
But it might be that, if I can fix the time machine,
**[13:43] ---**
we'll find your dad before you get back from 1975.
**[13:48] ---**
So keep this a secret from Okarin,
**[13:50] ---**
and try to get me that cel...
**[14:00] ---**
That's a pretty straightforward way to do it.
**[14:02] ---**
Supposedly, we're the future gadget lab.
**[14:05] ---**
I guess you don't have a more futuristic way?
**[14:07] ---**
Nothing so convenient.
**[14:17] ---**
Future Gadget #2, Alt. Edition,
**[14:21] ---**
Version 2.67.
**[14:23] ---**
AKA The Bamboo Copter Camera.
**[14:25] ---**
There's a CCD camera on the lower body.
**[14:29] ---**
Surprisingly sane.
**[14:31] ---**
Could we use this for an aerial search?
**[14:33] ---**
The camera spins, too,
**[14:34] ---**
so the video you receive revolves at a high speed.
**[14:37] ---**
You're at version 2.67, and that still isn't fixed?
**[14:41] ---**
That's the first one we've made.
**[14:42] ---**
Daru came up with the name, along with the version.
**[14:46] ---**
There's no real meaning.
**[14:50] ---**
Where's Daru?
**[14:51] ---**
He's still there, working.
**[14:56] ---**
The Divergence Meter...
**[15:11] ---**
You made it. I think you should have it.
**[15:17] ---**
If this number goes above 1%,
the future will change.
**[15:22] ---**
You're the only one who will know,
**[15:24] ---**
with your Reading Steiner.
**[15:27] ---**
Did I give you that, before I died in the future?
**[15:31] ---**
No, I've never met you.
**[15:35] ---**
You were a founding member
of the resistance I was in.
**[15:40] ---**
I founded a resistance?
**[15:43] ---**
How stupid.
**[15:45] ---**
I couldn't even save Mayuri.
**[15:48] ---**
And I kept on living!
**[15:49] ---**
Acting like a stupid little kid, with his fantasies?
**[15:51] ---**
It wasn't stupid!
**[15:53] ---**
It was an honest, brave desire to save the world!
**[16:32] ---**
Hey, mister...
**[16:35] ---**
I am mad scientist!
**[16:37] ---**
It's so cool!
**[16:39] ---**
Sonuvabitch.
**[16:42] ---**
Hi, what is it?
**[16:45] ---**
So, Japanese works, huh?
**[16:46] ---**
There's something I want to ask you.
**[16:48] ---**
Ever seen this before?
**[16:51] ---**
I want to know where it came from.
**[16:52] ---**
Can you look into it for me?
**[16:55] ---**
The remember.
**[16:57] ---**
Sorry. It is difficult.
**[17:00] ---**
You sure about that Japanese working?
**[17:04] ---**
If you remember, contact me here.
**[17:14] ---**
Maybe this will be created in the near future,
**[17:17] ---**
but doesn't exist now?
**[17:19] ---**
I may be fated to not meet my dad, after all.
**[17:23] ---**
Want to give up on it?
**[17:25] ---**
You're giving up?
**[17:26] ---**
We still have a day!
**[17:28] ---**
Why are you so mad—
**[17:29] ---**
I want to prioritize saving Mayuri!
**[17:33] ---**
Even so, you're a lab member and a friend.
**[17:36] ---**
I want to help you if I can!
**[17:38] ---**
So why are you already giving up?
**[17:41] ---**
D-Don't yell at me, okay?
**[17:48] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[17:50] ---**
Please!
**[17:52] ---**
Please!
**[17:53] ---**
What is she...
**[17:54] ---**
There was a kidnapping yesterday!
**[17:57] ---**
I'm looking for the criminal.
He wore a badge like this!
**[18:00] ---**
Please help us!
**[18:03] ---**
Okarin!
**[18:05] ---**
Look! Look!
**[18:12] ---**
Mayuri...
**[18:14] ---**
Good idea, right?
**[18:15] ---**
It was Mayushii's idea!
**[18:18] ---**
I think everyone might go, "Huh?"
when they see this.
**[18:22] ---**
This is operation:
**[18:23] ---**
Big Victory with Mayushii's Pamphlets!
**[18:25] ---**
I think a kidnapping is going too far, don't you?
**[18:28] ---**
What if the police start looking at us...
**[18:31] ---**
Oh, no! Run!
**[18:33] ---**
What?
**[18:34] ---**
Hey, you guys!
**[18:35] ---**
Wait!
**[18:42] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[18:43] ---**
From now on, ask me about these operations first,
**[18:46] ---**
including the name...
**[18:54] ---**
What are you doing?
**[18:56] ---**
Oh, it's Christina.
**[18:58] ---**
Good timing.
**[19:00] ---**
I learned something really bad.
**[19:01] ---**
What?
**[19:04] ---**
When I went to buy lunch, I overheard the clerks.
**[19:09] ---**
Amane-san's dad might be a kidnapper.
**[19:18] ---**
Wh-What?
**[19:20] ---**
What's going on?
**[19:28] ---**
How's it going?
**[19:29] ---**
Something to drink.
**[19:31] ---**
If you were awesome, you would've brought me
**[19:34] ---**
an ice-cold zero-calorie cola.
**[19:37] ---**
Well?
**[19:38] ---**
Can we fix the time machine?
**[19:40] ---**
Probably by tomorrow.
**[19:41] ---**
Even working this whole time,
that's still amazing!
**[19:44] ---**
Daru's the real thing.
**[19:46] ---**
Even if he looks unhealthy and kind of dim.
**[19:49] ---**
Don't judge him by his looks.
**[19:51] ---**
Yeah. I've changed my mind about him.
**[19:53] ---**
Then you help me, too.
**[19:55] ---**
And then, in the steaming hot confines
of the time machine,
**[19:59] ---**
we can forget our shame
and take off our clothes...
**[20:01] ---**
Shut up, pervert!
**[20:03] ---**
Daru-kun and Suzu-san look good together.
**[20:07] ---**
Together? How?
**[20:09] ---**
I don't really know how to say it...
**[20:11] ---**
Just, somehow.
**[20:13] ---**
What's up?
**[20:14] ---**
Don't worry about it!
**[20:15] ---**
Mayuri was just saying something weird.
**[20:17] ---**
But if the time machine gets fixed,
**[20:19] ---**
I'm worried about Suzu-san when she rides it!
**[20:22] ---**
If it were for two, I could go with you...
**[20:25] ---**
Why would you go with her?
**[20:27] ---**
Why else?
**[20:29] ---**
I'd hold Suzu-san's hand really tight, and I'd say,
**[20:32] ---**
"It's okay! Mayushii's with you, so it's okay!"
**[20:43] ---**
Hey, I'm saying this because
**[20:45] ---**
I don't think I'll ever have
the chance to say it again.
**[20:48] ---**
What? That's an exaggeration.
**[20:51] ---**
I'm really grateful to you all.
**[20:56] ---**
When I first came here, I didn't know anyone.
**[21:00] ---**
Even though this era is much more peaceful,
**[21:03] ---**
somehow, to me, it was really scary.
**[21:08] ---**
But now I have lots of friends.
**[21:12] ---**
I'm really happy that I could come here...
**[21:16] ---**
That I could spend time with you guys.
**[21:17] ---**
I really had fun.
**[21:19] ---**
I'm glad I could be a lab member, just for a while.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm glad I could spend time with you...
**[21:28] ---**
Suzuha...
**[21:30] ---**
Okabe Rintarou! Change the future...
**[21:33] ---**
Make it a free world, like this one!
**[21:37] ---**
Suzuha?
**[21:41] ---**
Yes?
**[21:43] ---**
Hello?
**[21:44] ---**
Mad scientist so cool?
**[21:46] ---**
The guy from this morning?
**[21:48] ---**
I remembered...
**[21:50] ---**
About that pin badge from yesterday.
**[21:52] ---**
You found her father?
**[21:54] ---**
I'll be right there!
**[21:55] ---**
Wait!
# E16 - Sacrificial Necrosis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6Q4VD73R/sacrificial-necrosis)
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**[00:01] ---**
Yes.
**[00:02] ---**
That guest is, make me please pin badge.
**[00:05] ---**
The same as one you brought.
**[00:07] ---**
He's the one who asked you
to make the pin badge, right?
**[00:14] ---**
What kind of man was he?
**[00:16] ---**
What kind?
**[00:17] ---**
Hmm...
**[00:19] ---**
Like a barrel.
**[00:21] ---**
Who?
**[00:22] ---**
Barrel Titor?
**[00:23] ---**
Titor?
**[00:25] ---**
No, no. Just like barrel.
**[00:28] ---**
Just like barrel...
**[00:30] ---**
The Japanese word for barrel is "taru"!
**[00:32] ---**
Taru?
**[00:34] ---**
A while back, it was in a Rai-Net anime.
**[00:38] ---**
There was this barrel-like monster...
**[00:40] ---**
Yes.
**[00:41] ---**
Just a taru.
**[00:43] ---**
Or balloon.
**[00:44] ---**
A man like a barrel or a balloon?
**[00:48] ---**
Where can we contact him?
**[00:50] ---**
Sorry.
**[00:51] ---**
Private information.
**[00:53] ---**
Nothing.
**[00:58] ---**
No clues, huh?
**[01:00] ---**
But if the man's pin badge is finished,
**[01:03] ---**
won't he pick it up?
**[01:04] ---**
He told the man it would take a week to make,
**[01:07] ---**
so he left without placing the order.
**[01:09] ---**
I see.
**[01:10] ---**
So we have to give up?
**[01:13] ---**
No.
**[01:16] ---**
There's still one way.
**[01:19] ---**
*If I wait for the time leap machine's completion tomorrow,*
**[01:21] ---**
*and go back in time...*
***SIGN*** Sacrificial Necrosis
**[03:03] ---**
Where's Suzuha?
**[03:05] ---**
Didn't she just leave?
**[03:07] ---**
Why are you asking?
**[03:08] ---**
I'll explain later!
**[03:12] ---**
*Damn.*
**[03:14] ---**
*I forgot to ask when the man was coming.*
**[03:17] ---**
Hey, welcome.
**[03:19] ---**
*Is that him?*
**[03:21] ---**
*He was right. The silhouette is
like a barrel or a balloon.*
**[03:27] ---**
Daru?
**[03:30] ---**
Okarin...
**[03:33] ---**
Jeez.
**[03:35] ---**
Why did you decide to get a fake pin badge?
**[03:38] ---**
Wouldn't it suck if she couldn't find her dad?
**[03:42] ---**
So I figured I'd show her the badge
**[03:44] ---**
and make a fake Titor.
**[03:47] ---**
So you wanted to get her excited over nothing?
**[03:50] ---**
There are two types of lies.
**[03:52] ---**
Lies that hurt, and lies that don't—
**[03:55] ---**
Do you really think Suzuha would want that?
**[04:05] ---**
Miss Amane told me not to tell anyone this, but...
**[04:10] ---**
That time machine can only travel backward.
**[04:17] ---**
Once you go, you can't return.
**[04:25] ---**
How's it going?
**[04:27] ---**
Something to drink.
**[04:29] ---**
Oh, you brought me an ice-cold zero-calorie cola!
**[04:34] ---**
You're too kind.
**[04:37] ---**
Well?
**[04:37] ---**
Can we fix the time machine?
**[04:39] ---**
Probably by tomorrow.
**[04:40] ---**
Even working this whole time,
that's still amazing!
**[04:43] ---**
Daru's the real thing.
**[04:45] ---**
I told you not to judge him by his looks.
**[04:48] ---**
Did you say that?
**[04:51] ---**
Even if he looks unhealthy and kind of dim...
**[04:55] ---**
Yeah. I've changed my mind about him.
**[04:57] ---**
Then you help me, too.
**[05:00] ---**
And then, in the steaming hot confines
of the time machine,
**[05:02] ---**
we can forget our shame
and take off our clothes...
**[05:05] ---**
Shut up, pervert!
**[05:07] ---**
Daru-kun and Suzu-san look good together.
**[05:15] ---**
Hey, I'm saying this because
**[05:17] ---**
I don't think I'll ever have
the chance to say it again.
**[05:21] ---**
I'm really grateful to you all.
**[05:25] ---**
When I first came here, I didn't know anyone.
**[05:30] ---**
Even though this era is much more peaceful,
**[05:33] ---**
somehow, to me, it was really scary.
**[05:37] ---**
But now I have lots of friends.
**[05:41] ---**
I'm really happy that I could come here...
**[05:43] ---**
That I could spend time with you guys.
**[05:45] ---**
I really had fun.
**[05:48] ---**
I'm glad I could be a lab member,
**[05:52] ---**
just for a while.
**[05:55] ---**
I'm glad I could spend time with you...
**[05:56] ---**
*Once you go, you can't return.*
**[06:01] ---**
Okabe Rintarou!
**[06:02] ---**
Change the future—
**[06:03] ---**
I'll make sure to change the future!
**[06:05] ---**
I'll make it a free world, like this one!
**[06:10] ---**
Okabe Rintarou?
**[06:12] ---**
Do you...
**[06:13] ---**
Do you regret the memories you've made?
**[06:19] ---**
Having to say goodbye, do you think that
**[06:22] ---**
it would have been better if we'd all never met?
**[06:26] ---**
Do you regret it?
**[06:28] ---**
Hashida Itaru told you?
**[06:32] ---**
He's worried about you, too.
**[06:35] ---**
I'm going!
**[06:37] ---**
Changing the future was my father's wish...
**[06:40] ---**
And you don't care what will happen to you?
**[06:45] ---**
The '70s weren't a bad time.
**[06:49] ---**
I'll make friends like you there,
and I'll live freely.
**[07:03] ---**
Okay, here goes.
**[07:09] ---**
I think it's fine, but give it a final check.
**[07:18] ---**
It looks like it works.
**[07:19] ---**
You really are amazing!
**[07:22] ---**
You should be happier...
**[07:24] ---**
You just fixed a time machine.
**[07:27] ---**
1975...
**[07:29] ---**
I wonder what month and day I should go to.
**[07:31] ---**
What's good for this? Taiankichijitsu?
**[07:33] ---**
Or Tomobiki?
**[07:35] ---**
Those days are for weddings.
**[07:36] ---**
But Tomobiki might be good.
**[07:38] ---**
It could help you make new friends faster.
**[07:41] ---**
Friends? That would be nice.
**[07:48] ---**
FG204?
**[07:51] ---**
Hey, Suzu-san?
**[07:53] ---**
Yes?
**[07:54] ---**
What's this?
**[07:56] ---**
That's what my dad named the time machine.
**[08:07] ---**
M-My bike?
**[08:10] ---**
I thought it might fit
**[08:12] ---**
if we removed the tires.
**[08:14] ---**
You really like it, right?
**[08:18] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:19] ---**
I'll take care of it.
**[08:20] ---**
Thanks.
**[08:23] ---**
I got it!
**[08:25] ---**
Mayushii figured out who your dad is!
**[08:31] ---**
What?
**[08:32] ---**
And they're right nearby!
**[08:37] ---**
Wh-Where?
**[08:40] ---**
I've always felt
**[08:42] ---**
that you two make a good pair.
**[08:45] ---**
But I understand now.
**[08:47] ---**
It's because you're father and daughter.
**[08:51] ---**
Y-You can't mean...
**[08:53] ---**
Suzu-san's dad is...
**[08:56] ---**
Daru-kun!
**[09:01] ---**
Huh?
**[09:02] ---**
That's not funny!
**[09:04] ---**
The idea of this pervert getting married...
**[09:06] ---**
Hey! Isn't that a little mean?
**[09:08] ---**
Please explain.
**[09:10] ---**
How did you come to this conclusion?
**[09:12] ---**
First, "barrel" means "taru," right?
**[09:16] ---**
Taru... Daru... Daru-kun?
**[09:19] ---**
A pun?
**[09:20] ---**
That's a reason?
**[09:22] ---**
But Okarin and Barrel Titor
**[09:24] ---**
were also part of the group that helped
found the resistance, right?
**[09:30] ---**
And in 2010, Akihabara,
they were working on a time machine.
**[09:35] ---**
And they knew about Okarin's Reading Signer...
**[09:37] ---**
Reading Steiner.
**[09:39] ---**
They knew about it.
**[09:41] ---**
That only leaves Daru-kun.
**[09:44] ---**
And then, the most convincing proof
Mayushii found was...
**[09:50] ---**
The name of the time machine?
**[09:52] ---**
FG204.
**[09:53] ---**
That's a future gadget.
**[09:56] ---**
A future gadget?
**[09:57] ---**
And there's stuff to the right of it, too.
**[10:02] ---**
"Future Gadget 204,
**[10:05] ---**
2nd Edition, Ver. 2.31"!
**[10:09] ---**
That naming convention...
**[10:20] ---**
Dad...
**[10:23] ---**
Y-You should say, "Papa!" at a time like this.
**[10:27] ---**
Don't be a pervert right now!
**[10:36] ---**
Dad.
**[10:39] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:40] ---**
I'm here...
**[10:43] ---**
I came to see you...
**[10:45] ---**
...in the time machine you made.
**[10:50] ---**
I'll do what you attempted,
**[10:55] ---**
so watch me.
**[10:58] ---**
Yeah, I'm watching.
**[11:01] ---**
I'll always be watching.
**[11:11] ---**
By the way...
**[11:13] ---**
Was your mom cute?
**[11:16] ---**
I want a short one, with a baby face and big boobs.
**[11:23] ---**
I'll keep that a secret.
**[11:28] ---**
Then, I'll be going.
**[11:31] ---**
Don't forget about Mayushii and the rest of us!
**[11:35] ---**
Be careful.
**[11:36] ---**
I'll be fine.
**[11:37] ---**
I'll find IBN 5100.
**[11:41] ---**
And I'll get it for you.
**[11:44] ---**
So please, change the future.
**[11:50] ---**
I'll see you in thirty-five years.
**[11:53] ---**
I guess it'll only be a few hours for you.
**[12:00] ---**
Suzu-san!
**[12:16] [Messenger] ---**
From: Part-Time Warrior
Subject: Thank You
Goodbye.
**[12:22] ---**
Suzuha!
**[12:24] ---**
Let's be sure we see each other again!
**[12:26] ---**
I'll keep working hard until then.
**[12:29] ---**
So you try, too!
**[12:41] ---**
Good luck...
**[12:46] ---**
We've received word
**[12:47] ---**
that the satellite that fell
**[12:49] ---**
on the Akihabara Radio Building has vanished.
**[12:51] ---**
Hey, do you think this pin badge
could be our initials?
**[12:57] ---**
Okabe's "O."
**[12:58] ---**
Hashida's "H."
**[12:59] ---**
Shiina's "S."
**[13:01] ---**
Then "M" is Makise. And "A" is Amane, right?
**[13:05] ---**
A lab member badge, huh?
**[13:07] ---**
You want to make one?
**[13:09] ---**
That's a good idea.
**[13:10] ---**
What's wrong, Okabe?
**[13:13] ---**
The Divergence Meter hasn't changed.
**[13:17] ---**
Will it change after Amane brings us
the IBN 5100 or something?
**[13:23] ---**
Suzuha's fifty-four now.
**[13:26] ---**
My daughter's over thirty years older than I am...
**[13:30] ---**
She might be married, with grandkids.
**[13:34] ---**
S-So at this age, I could see
my own great-grandkids?
**[13:39] ---**
You should act really grown-up,
like a great-grandfather!
**[13:43] ---**
She's here!
**[13:56] ---**
Mr. Braun?
***SIGN*** Okabe Rintarou
**[14:03] ---**
A letter?
***SIGN*** Hashida Suzu
**[14:06] ---**
Hashida Suzu?
**[14:08] ---**
Is that from Suzu-san?
**[14:10] ---**
Seriously?
**[14:11] ---**
Why do you have that?
**[14:13] ---**
It's a letter from someone
who once took care of me.
**[14:16] ---**
She asked me to give it to you today.
**[14:20] ---**
Where is she now?
**[14:22] ---**
She died.
***SIGN*** Hashida
Suzu
**[14:26] ---**
Ten years ago.
**[14:31] ---**
*Okabe Rintarou-sama...*
**[14:33] ---**
*It's been so long.*
**[14:34] ---**
*It's me, Amane Suzuha.*
**[14:36] ---**
*It may have only been a few hours to you,*
**[14:40] ---**
*but right now, it's June 13th, 2000.*
**[14:44] ---**
*I'll get straight to the point.*
**[14:46] ---**
*I failed.*
**[14:50] ---**
*I failed. I failed. I failed.*
**[14:54] ---**
*I failed. I failed. I failed.*
**[14:58] ---**
*I failed. I failed. I have failed.*
**[15:02] ---**
*I failed. I failed. I failed.*
**[15:06] ---**
*I only remembered who I was a year ago.*
**[15:11] ---**
*For the past twenty-four years, I'd forgotten myself.*
**[15:16] ---**
*The time travel didn't work right.*
**[15:19] ---**
*The repair job was imperfect.*
**[15:22] ---**
*But it wasn't my dad's fault.*
**[15:24] ---**
*It was mine!*
**[15:27] ---**
*I should have gone directly to 1975.*
**[15:31] ---**
*I shouldn't have stopped in 2010.*
**[15:34] ---**
*I shouldn't have been so selfish.*
**[15:37] ---**
*Now, the future won't change!*
**[15:40] ---**
*I couldn't get an IBN 5100.*
**[15:47] ---**
*I'm sorry...*
**[15:49] ---**
*I'm so sorry.*
**[15:54] ---**
*Why have I even lived this long?*
**[15:59] ---**
*I forgot my duty and spent my life doing nothing.*
**[16:02] ---**
*Forgive me! Forgive me! Forgive me! Forgive me!*
**[16:04] [Messenger] ---**
Part-Time Warrior
Thank You
Goodbye.
**[16:07] ---**
*Okabe Rintarou, when I tried to go to 1975,*
**[16:11] ---**
*after the time machine forum meeting,
you stopped me.*
**[16:15] ---**
*Because of the rain that night,
the time machine broke.*
**[16:22] ---**
*If you can go back in time,*
**[16:24] ---**
*I ask that you not stop me back then.*
**[16:30] ---**
*My life...*
**[16:32] ---**
*...was wasted.*
**[16:45] ---**
Mr. Braun.
**[16:47] ---**
What's wrong?
**[16:48] ---**
You look down.
**[16:51] ---**
Please tell me how Hashida Suzu-san died.
**[16:56] ---**
What do you care?
**[16:58] ---**
I have to know how she died!
**[17:02] ---**
No matter how it was,
**[17:04] ---**
I have to know!
**[17:08] ---**
This doesn't seem like simple curiosity.
**[17:12] ---**
But what's your relationship to Suzu-san, anyway?
**[17:16] ---**
A long-ago acquaintance...
**[17:19] ---**
Very long ago.
**[17:21] ---**
But I still remember
**[17:23] ---**
our time together well.
**[17:27] ---**
I really don't want to say it...
**[17:30] ---**
It was suicide.
**[17:32] ---**
She hanged herself in her home.
**[17:36] ---**
For about a year before she died,
**[17:38] ---**
she was mentally unstable.
**[17:46] ---**
But up until then,
**[17:48] ---**
she was a cheerful, kind person.
**[18:01] ---**
It's all my fault...
**[18:03] ---**
The time machine broke because
**[18:07] ---**
I stopped her back then.
**[18:09] ---**
If I'd never sent that D-mail,
**[18:12] ---**
she'd have gone to 1975 then!
**[18:16] ---**
Okarin...
**[18:19] ---**
Hey, Okabe, what are you doing?
**[18:22] ---**
*At this rate, Mayuri's going to...*
**[18:28] ---**
Okarin, are you sending a D-mail?
**[18:31] ---**
If you do that, all of this will disappear!
**[18:35] ---**
I know that...
**[18:36] ---**
All the time we remember spending
**[18:38] ---**
with Suzu-san won't have happened.
**[18:40] ---**
I know that!
**[18:41] ---**
*So please, change the future.*
**[18:47] ---**
Okarin!
**[18:59] ---**
What is it, Okabe?
**[19:05] ---**
Hashida Suzu?
**[19:07] ---**
I haven't heard that name in a long time.
**[19:09] ---**
Did you know her?
**[19:11] ---**
Yes.
**[19:12] ---**
Um, is she still...
**[19:15] ---**
I guess it's been ten years...
**[19:18] ---**
She really looked after me for a while.
**[19:21] ---**
I would've liked to have seen her at the end.
**[19:25] ---**
Did she commit suicide?
**[19:28] ---**
She died of an illness!
**[19:30] ---**
I live in her house.
**[19:37] ---**
That bike...
**[19:38] ---**
Yeah, she always really loved it.
**[19:43] ---**
I couldn't throw it out.
**[19:45] ---**
So for ten years, I've kept it.
**[19:49] ---**
At first, she and I were neighbors.
**[19:53] ---**
And then, one day,
**[19:55] ---**
my house burned down in a fire.
**[19:58] ---**
I lost everything.
**[20:00] ---**
And she let me stay here.
**[20:03] ---**
Was she alone that whole time?
**[20:06] ---**
She never married...
**[20:08] ---**
She was a little strange.
**[20:12] ---**
Once, I asked her
**[20:13] ---**
why she'd done all this for someone
with no relationship to her.
**[20:17] ---**
And then she laughed, and she said this...
**[20:21] ---**
"Everyone gets help
**[20:22] ---**
from someone else, at some point in their lives.
**[20:25] ---**
So someday, you should help someone, too."
**[20:30] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[20:31] ---**
One second...
**[20:34] ---**
Suzu-san had this.
**[20:37] ---**
Do you know what the number means?
**[20:41] ---**
She was always looking at it,
from her hospital bed.
**[20:45] ---**
Is this the number before it changes? Or after?
**[20:49] ---**
Did I manage to change it?
**[20:51] ---**
Whatever it was, it bothered her to the end.
**[20:58] ---**
*The divergence number changed.*
**[21:02] ---**
*But it hasn't gone beyond 1%.*
**[21:06] ---**
The train for the outer line will arrive shortly.
**[21:09] ---**
Please stand behind the yellow line.
**[21:11] ---**
*The Yamanote Line is working at this time?*
**[21:14] ---**
*Mayuri!*
**[21:20] ---**
*Damn it.*
**[21:28] ---**
Mayuri!
**[21:39] ---**
What's wrong, Okarin?
**[21:41] ---**
It's nothing.
**[21:44] ---**
Hey, Mayushii's phone rang. Was that you?
**[21:49] ---**
She was having a nice nap, so I didn't wake her.
**[21:59] ---**
*Suzuha... Did the world change?*
**[22:04] ---**
*Has Mayuri been saved?*
# E17 - Made in Complex
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYWE7WNQY/made-in-complex)
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**[00:01] ---**
*Yesterday,*
**[00:02] ---**
*after I got back from Mr. Braun's,*
**[00:06] ---**
*nothing happened...*
**[00:11] ---**
*Moeka and her group*
**[00:13] ---**
*always appeared on Friday the 13th.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Did the world line change when I sent the message*
**[00:22] [Messenger] ---**
Do not give in to your assistant's threats.
Follow Suzuha!
**[00:23] ---**
*telling myself not to follow Suzuha?*
**[00:25] ---**
*If so, then...*
**[00:29] ---**
*Has Mayuri been saved?*
**[00:31] ---**
*Will nothing happen now?*
**[00:32] ---**
Huh?
**[00:35] ---**
My watch isn't working...
**[00:38] ---**
That's strange.
**[00:40] ---**
I just wound it.
**[02:24] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:26] ---**
What did you want to talk about?
**[02:28] ---**
Help me.
**[02:32] ---**
Mayuri will die in two hours?
**[02:38] ---**
You've time leaped and seen it over and over...
**[02:45] ---**
That must have been painful.
**[02:50] ---**
Given what Amane-san said,
**[02:52] ---**
we need to go from the alpha
Attractor Field — where we are now —
**[02:56] ---**
to the beta world line, in order to save Mayuri.
**[03:01] ---**
To do that,
**[03:02] ---**
we need the IBN 5100,
to delete SERN's data on you guys.
**[03:08] ---**
But the IBN 5100 that used to be at Yanabayashi Shrine
**[03:13] ---**
disappeared when the world line moved.
**[03:15] ---**
The world lines moved when
you sent the following D-mails:
**[03:20] [Messenger] ---**
Hououin Kyouma
No Subject
**[03:20] ---**
the Lotto-6,
**[03:20] [Messenger] ---**
Hououin Kyouma
No Subject
Buy Lotto-6
You'll win!
**[03:21] ---**
Kiryuu-san's,
**[03:22] ---**
Urushibara-san's,
**[03:23] ---**
Feyris-san's,
**[03:24] ---**
and the one about tailing Amane-san.
**[03:24] [Messenger] ---**
Do not give in to your assistant's threats.
Follow Suzuha!
**[03:27] ---**
When you undid the one
about following Amane-san,
**[03:30] ---**
the attack was delayed a day.
**[03:32] ---**
Meaning that
**[03:34] ---**
if you go back and undo the other D-mails,
**[03:36] ---**
you could return to the world line
that had the IBN 5100, right?
**[03:41] ---**
It's just a theory.
**[03:44] ---**
There's no scientific proof.
***SIGN*** Made in Complex
**[03:48] ---**
But even still...
**[03:52] ---**
...if there's any chance at all.
**[03:57] ---**
I realize that I suggested it,
**[03:59] ---**
but canceling out all those D-mails...
**[04:01] ---**
Yeah, it'll be pretty tough.
**[04:04] ---**
But I have no choice.
**[04:08] ---**
Take care.
**[04:14] ---**
Y-Your brain's a valuable sample, okay?
**[04:16] ---**
You're able to keep memories
across world line changes.
**[04:19] ---**
And you've survived the time leap...
**[04:20] ---**
We should map it.
**[04:21] ---**
Thank you, Kurisu.
**[04:33] ---**
I won't remember that
you called me Kurisu... Right?
**[04:51] ---**
What?
**[04:54] ---**
Nothing.
**[04:58] ---**
*Going in order, the next one you should undo is...*
**[05:01] ---**
*Feyris's D-mail.*
**[05:09] ---**
Hello?
**[05:10] ---**
Daru...
**[05:11] ---**
Do you know where Feyris is?
**[05:14] ---**
Sure!
**[05:15] ---**
Where? Where is she?
**[05:18] ---**
The UPX Arena.
**[05:20] ---**
The final round of the Rai-Net ABGC just ended.
**[05:23] ---**
ABGC?
**[05:24] ---**
Short for the Rai-Net Access Battlers
Grand Championship. Duh...
**[05:29] ---**
It's a tournament of Rai-Netters,
from across Japan.
**[05:33] ---**
It just ended with her victory.
**[05:35] ---**
I'm so excited!
**[05:37] ---**
*After Feyris sent her D-mail,*
**[05:40] ---**
*Akiba returned to only selling electronics.*
**[05:44] ---**
*I don't know what was in the message...*
**[05:47] ---**
*Who did she send it to?*
**[05:49] ---**
*What did she send?*
**[05:55] ---**
Kyouma!
**[05:58] ---**
Feyris?
**[05:59] ---**
What's wrong?
**[06:02] ---**
The cat-girl is with some guy in a lab coat.
**[06:04] ---**
Don't let her escape.
**[06:06] ---**
Not that she could...
**[06:10] ---**
No one can escape my Darkness Force.
**[06:19] ---**
Who's chasing you?
**[06:20] ---**
The Viral Attackers.
**[06:22] ---**
The Viral Attackers?
**[06:24] ---**
They're the worst kind of Rai-Netter.
**[06:27] ---**
They'll do anything to win.
**[06:30] ---**
They were mad about losing to Feyris,
**[06:32] ---**
so they set an ambush.
**[06:33] ---**
An ambush?
**[06:34] ---**
This way!
**[06:59] ---**
Where'd she go?
**[07:01] ---**
She's gotta be nearby.
**[07:03] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:09] ---**
By the way, didn't you just call me?
**[07:12] ---**
That's right...
**[07:14] ---**
I wanted you to tell me about your D-mail.
**[07:16] ---**
D-mail?
**[07:17] ---**
The message you sent to the past.
**[07:19] ---**
A message I sent to the past?
**[07:21] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[07:23] ---**
*In this world line,*
**[07:25] ---**
*Feyris doesn't remember sending a D-mail.*
**[07:28] ---**
Well, you see...
**[07:31] ---**
There they are!
**[07:45] ---**
Hypothetically speaking... Hypothetically,
**[07:47] ---**
if I said we built a time machine,
would you believe me?
**[07:50] ---**
I'd believe anything you say!
**[07:52] ---**
Really?
**[07:53] ---**
Feyris just built a dimensional-transport machine.
**[07:59] ---**
Let's imagine that Akiba was a city filled with moe.
**[08:06] ---**
Say you used the time machine to change it
to the electronics market it is now.
**[08:11] ---**
How would you do it?
**[08:12] ---**
What kind of game is this?
**[08:14] ---**
Whatever! Please just answer!
**[08:19] ---**
I don't really know...
**[08:22] ---**
But I bet a moe-filled city would be fun!
**[08:27] ---**
Actually, I talked to Dad about that once.
**[08:31] ---**
About opening a maid café in Akiba.
**[08:36] ---**
But he said I couldn't.
**[08:39] ---**
You mean May Queen?
**[08:41] ---**
How did you know that name?
**[08:43] ---**
I never even told my dad.
**[08:45] ---**
It used to exist!
**[08:47] ---**
Here, in Akiba!
**[08:48] ---**
Akiba had moe everywhere!
**[08:52] ---**
Kyouma?
**[08:53] ---**
And more than anyone else, you loved that city!
**[08:56] ---**
But once you sent that message,
**[08:58] ---**
the whole city changed!
**[09:00] ---**
What did you send?
**[09:08] ---**
Please. Tell me!
**[09:09] ---**
There they are! Over here!
**[09:23] ---**
What's wrong?
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[09:27] ---**
Here.
**[09:29] ---**
This is where May Queen was...
**[09:31] ---**
The café you wanted to run.
**[09:35] ---**
You worked here.
**[09:39] ---**
And Mayuri, too.
**[09:42] ---**
Daru came all the time.
**[09:45] ---**
We met here.
**[09:55] ---**
Welcome back, master!
**[09:57] ---**
I'll get it right away!
**[09:59] ---**
We now begin the Feyris Cup day division.
**[10:01] ---**
Plan Code: G-B-A-C-K
**[10:03] ---**
Here's my The World's In Danger!
**[10:05] ---**
A lot of masters came in today. It was fun!
**[10:12] ---**
Feyris?
**[10:13] ---**
I-I'm fine.
**[10:19] ---**
What happens if you can't undo the D-mail?
**[10:23] ---**
Mayuri's life is...
**[10:25] ---**
... in danger.
**[10:30] ---**
You're lying.
**[10:31] ---**
You're lying!
**[10:33] ---**
What do you mean, her life is in danger?
**[10:36] ---**
You remember the message?
**[10:38] ---**
Please tell me!
**[10:40] ---**
I have to undo it!
**[10:44] ---**
I can't.
**[10:45] ---**
Why not?
**[10:47] ---**
Mayuri... You don't care if Mayuri dies?
**[10:51] ---**
Of course I do!
**[10:53] ---**
But...
**[10:54] ---**
Feyris!
**[10:58] ---**
I brought my dad back to life,
**[11:00] ---**
after his death, ten years ago.
**[11:04] ---**
I changed the past
**[11:07] ---**
to prevent his death.
**[11:30] ---**
Kyouma!
**[11:37] ---**
Kyouma...
**[11:39] ---**
Your pretty face is ruined, mister.
**[11:42] ---**
Now, princess, you're coming with me.
**[11:45] ---**
Let me go!
**[11:47] ---**
Kyouma!
**[11:49] ---**
We caught the cat-girl.
**[11:51] ---**
My super-dangerous aura's
**[11:53] ---**
You'll be seeing him soon.
**[11:53] ---**
been telling me it wants her turned black.
**[11:55] ---**
Until then, we'll...
**[11:57] ---**
Stop it.
**[11:58] ---**
Only one can stand at a scene's forefront,
**[12:02] ---**
the phoenix with black wings.
**[12:04] ---**
Let her go!
**[12:06] ---**
Kyouma!
**[12:07] ---**
You there, mister.
**[12:07] ---**
I'll make the cat-girl mine
with an elegant, crazy dance.
**[12:10] ---**
Still want to play?
**[12:12] ---**
Stop it! Please!
**[12:13] ---**
Stop!
**[12:21] ---**
Oh, no! Run!
**[12:24] ---**
Daddy!
**[12:24] ---**
And that'll be the last thing she ever sees...
**[12:27] ---**
Wait!
**[12:28] ---**
What were you kids doing?
**[12:30] ---**
It's time!
**[12:32] ---**
C203 is here!
**[12:35] ---**
Huh? Who're you?
**[12:39] ---**
The police? I'm under arrest?
**[12:43] ---**
I'm glad you're safe...
**[12:45] ---**
I'm really glad.
**[12:49] ---**
Daddy...
**[12:52] ---**
Thank you.
**[12:55] ---**
I heard you won.
**[12:58] ---**
I came to celebrate,
**[13:00] ---**
but I didn't see you at the UPX arena.
**[13:02] ---**
You didn't answer your phone,
so I went looking for you.
**[13:05] ---**
Okabe-kun, I don't know how to thank you.
**[13:09] ---**
There's nothing to thank me for...
**[13:12] ---**
If only I'd gone to see the tournament,
**[13:14] ---**
this wouldn't have happened.
**[13:16] ---**
Daddy...
**[13:17] ---**
You have work. It's okay.
**[13:20] ---**
Rumiho...
**[13:23] ---**
An IBN 5100?
**[13:25] ---**
Yes, I know you don't have it anymore,
**[13:28] ---**
but where it is now?
**[13:30] ---**
Could you get it back?
**[13:34] ---**
There were issues...
**[13:36] ---**
I feel bad for Hashida-san.
**[13:38] ---**
Hashida-san?
**[13:40] ---**
Hashida Suzu-san?
**[13:42] ---**
You know her?
**[13:44] ---**
She was the one who gave me the IBN 5100.
**[13:47] ---**
*I'll be fine.*
**[13:49] ---**
*I'll find the IBN 5100. And I'll get it for you.*
**[13:54] ---**
Suzuha...
**[13:56] ---**
She got it for us...
**[14:01] ---**
Daddy, you can tell him.
**[14:04] ---**
But...
**[14:05] ---**
He saved my life, and he really wants to know.
**[14:11] ---**
A long time ago, Rumiho was kidnapped.
**[14:16] ---**
The company wasn't as big as its current size,
**[14:19] ---**
and I couldn't collect the ransom.
**[14:22] ---**
And then, someone came and told me
**[14:25] ---**
that they'd purchase the IBN 5100
for a huge amount.
**[14:29] ---**
So that's how you lost it?
**[14:32] ---**
Because of it, I was able to raise the ransom money.
**[14:37] ---**
Ever since,
**[14:38] ---**
I've always kept my promises to my daughter.
**[14:42] ---**
No matter how small...
**[14:44] ---**
No matter what happens.
**[14:46] ---**
Daddy...
**[14:49] ---**
Papa Rumiho
**[14:53] ---**
*I brought my dad back to life,*
**[14:56] ---**
*after his death, ten years ago.*
**[14:58] ---**
*I changed the past to prevent his death.*
**[15:06] ---**
If I send the D-mail, he'll...
**[15:10] ---**
*Okarin, are you sending a D-mail?*
**[15:12] ---**
*If you do that, all of this will disappear!*
**[15:15] ---**
But if I don't, Mayuri, you'll...
**[15:24] ---**
Can I come in?
**[15:26] ---**
Sure.
**[15:35] ---**
Feyris?
**[15:37] ---**
Um... Thanks for earlier.
**[15:40] ---**
I was really scared.
**[15:43] ---**
I've never felt that much darkness
**[15:48] ---**
from so many people.
**[15:50] ---**
Weren't they all wearing black?
**[15:54] ---**
I'm being serious.
**[15:58] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:01] ---**
Feyris...
**[16:02] ---**
What's wrong?
**[16:03] ---**
Call me Rumiho.
**[16:07] ---**
If it weren't for you, Kyouma...
I mean, Okabe-san...
**[16:11] ---**
I don't know what would've happened.
**[16:14] ---**
Don't correct yourself.
**[16:16] ---**
Just call me what you always do.
**[16:18] ---**
Anyway, Kyouma, thank you so much.
**[16:22] ---**
You're my prince.
**[16:26] ---**
Your prince?
**[16:32] ---**
I'm no prince.
**[16:34] ---**
I'm a mad...
**[16:36] ---**
Mayushii...
**[16:38] ---**
Is it true that Mayushii's life is in danger?
**[16:44] ---**
Yes.
**[16:46] ---**
Ten years ago, on my eighth birthday,
**[16:49] ---**
my dad had promised to take me somewhere.
**[16:54] ---**
But work came up... So he had to cancel.
**[16:59] ---**
I knew he couldn't help it, but I was so lonely.
**[17:04] ---**
I thought he didn't love me.
**[17:07] ---**
I told him I hated him! That I wanted him to die!
**[17:12] ---**
And then...
**[17:13] ---**
That was the last time I ever spoke to him.
***SIGN*** Died in the crash...
***SIGN*** Japanese passenger, Akiha Yukitaka...
**[17:18] ---**
I sent a D-mail to change that past.
**[17:19] [Messenger] ---**
We have your daughter. Ransom is 100 million yen.
Take the Shinkansen.
**[17:22] ---**
So he wasn't in the crash,
**[17:25] ---**
and you never brought moe culture to Akiba.
**[17:30] ---**
And Akiba remained an electronics market.
**[17:34] ---**
I was happy.
**[17:37] ---**
These ten years...
**[17:39] ---**
Feyr... Rumiho...
**[17:41] ---**
I'll send that D-mail.
**[17:44] ---**
My dad died in an accident, ten years ago.
**[17:47] ---**
That's what truly happened.
**[17:49] ---**
These ten years have been a dream.
**[17:52] ---**
After all this time with him,
**[17:53] ---**
I know how much he loved me.
**[17:57] ---**
And Mayushii is my friend!
**[18:00] ---**
I can't be selfish.
**[18:03] ---**
You're sure?
**[18:09] ---**
No.
**[18:12] ---**
I'm not!
**[18:14] ---**
I remember
**[18:16] ---**
what happened before the world line changed.
**[18:19] ---**
But I remember what happened after, too!
**[18:25] ---**
It's all mixed together...
**[18:29] ---**
And I don't think I'll be able to tell
**[18:31] ---**
which is real, for much longer.
**[18:37] ---**
There may be another way...
**[18:41] ---**
I know! I can ask Kurisu—
**[18:43] ---**
No! I don't want to cause you trouble.
**[18:46] ---**
You really are my prince.
**[18:50] ---**
It's time for me to wake up from this dream.
**[18:54] ---**
But let me have one thing...
**[19:03] ---**
Can I cry a little?
**[19:08] ---**
Yea.
**[19:25] ---**
Feyris-san...
**[19:27] ---**
Yeah, she accepted.
**[19:31] ---**
Get ready.
**[19:33] ---**
Here I am!
**[19:37] ---**
What's wrong, Kyouma?
**[19:39] ---**
You look down!
**[19:42] [Messenger] ---**
The kidnapping was just a joke.
I love you, Daddy. See you soon.
**[19:49] ---**
By the way...
**[19:52] ---**
If the world reverts to how it was,
**[19:54] ---**
will all my memories vanish?
**[19:57] ---**
Your memories are from before and after
**[20:01] ---**
the world line changed, right?
**[20:03] ---**
I'm sure you'll remember.
**[20:04] ---**
Good...
**[20:07] ---**
Feyris wouldn't want to forget
her time with Kyouma.
**[20:13] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:17] ---**
It's ready, Okabe!
**[20:22] ---**
Goodbye, Daddy.
**[20:39] ---**
Kyouma!
**[20:43] ---**
Have you seen my cell phone?
**[20:45] ---**
Feyris...
**[20:46] ---**
Mayushii says she doesn't know.
**[20:48] ---**
So you're the only other person I can ask.
**[20:53] ---**
Kyouma, did you see what's on it?
**[20:56] ---**
If you did, forget it!
**[20:58] ---**
It must remain forever sealed!
**[21:02] ---**
Kyouma, why don't you say anything?
**[21:05] ---**
Like, "What's the it?"
**[21:08] ---**
Feyris...
**[21:10] ---**
Hey! Hey!
**[21:12] ---**
Get your hands off her!
**[21:14] ---**
You're doing something perverted again, right?
**[21:16] ---**
Okarin's so bold.
**[21:18] ---**
Kyouma and Feyris fought a great darkness,
**[21:22] ---**
as lovers together, in a past life!
**[21:23] ---**
We're really close!
**[21:26] ---**
You fight lots of people, don't you?
**[21:28] ---**
Is Feyris-san another one like Okabe?
**[21:34] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[21:48] ---**
*The IBN 5100 wasn't at Yanabayashi Shrine.*
**[21:53] ---**
*Ten years ago, Feyris gave it to the shrine.*
**[21:57] ---**
*They said it was there until last year.*
**[22:03] ---**
*Where...*
**[22:06] ---**
*...did it go?*
# E18 - Fractal Androgynous
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR09N54ER/fractal-androgynous)
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**[00:04] ---**
Rukako...
**[00:06] ---**
Please calm down and
listen to what I have to say.
**[00:10] ---**
You used to be a man.
**[00:19] ---**
You're saying this again?
**[00:21] ---**
Wait! Don't cry...
**[00:23] ---**
Just let me finish!
**[00:26] ---**
All of this is for Mayuri's sake.
**[00:28] ---**
I need you to go back to being a guy.
***SIGN*** Fractal Androgynous
**[02:18] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:19] ---**
You're making a face, like you screwed up
your yakisoba noodles,
**[02:23] ---**
and tossed them all into the sink.
**[02:25] ---**
I'd prefer you to say
**[02:26] ---**
I look like someone who tried to use
all their discount card stamps,
**[02:29] ---**
but discovered the card had expired.
**[02:36] ---**
I guess you aren't so depressed,
you can't make a joke.
**[02:39] ---**
Okarin! Mayushii is very disappointed in you!
**[02:43] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[02:45] ---**
Don't try and fool me!
**[02:47] ---**
You made Ruka-chan cry, didn't you?
**[02:48] ---**
H-How did you know...
**[02:50] ---**
When I asked her to come to the lab,
**[02:52] ---**
she just started crying.
**[02:54] ---**
And when I asked her about it,
**[02:56] ---**
she said you told her she's a guy!
**[03:00] ---**
You heard about the D-mail?
**[03:02] ---**
D-mail?
**[03:04] ---**
I told you not to try and fool me!
**[03:06] ---**
You should apologize to her.
**[03:12] ---**
Okabe...
**[03:15] ---**
You said something that awful to Urushibara-san?
**[03:18] ---**
Wait! It isn't what it seems.
**[03:19] ---**
There's a reason for it...
**[03:20] ---**
I don't care-
**[03:22] ---**
Come with me, assistant...
**[03:24] ---**
Come on!
**[03:26] ---**
Wh-What is it?
**[03:31] ---**
So the next D-mail I need to erase is the one
**[03:34] ---**
Rukako sent to her mother's pager,
before she was born.
**[03:39] ---**
Urushibara-san actually was a guy?
**[03:43] ---**
I can't believe it.
**[03:45] ---**
But it's true.
**[03:47] ---**
It was true...
**[03:48] ---**
She was a guy...
**[03:51] ---**
Was she like Hashida?
**[04:02] ---**
Fail.
**[04:03] ---**
No! She looked just like she does now.
**[04:06] ---**
Then it's okay.
**[04:07] ---**
Anyway, to save Mayuri,
**[04:10] ---**
I have to get Rukako back to being a guy.
**[04:12] ---**
But you already know
**[04:15] ---**
what the D-mail she sent said, right?
**[04:18] ---**
Then you don't have to tell her.
**[04:21] ---**
You could just do it yourself.
**[04:23] ---**
I don't know the number for her mom's pager.
**[04:27] ---**
And I thought it would be better for her
**[04:31] ---**
if I told her the truth, instead of trying to lie.
**[04:34] ---**
Your guess at what's better made her cry, right?
**[04:37] ---**
*That's just your usual thing, right?*
**[04:41] ---**
*Some kind of joke...*
**[04:44] ---**
*That's mean!*
**[04:45] ---**
I never expected you would say that to me.
**[04:50] ---**
Isn't that a flag there?
**[04:53] ---**
A flag?
**[04:54] ---**
I never said anything like,
**[04:58] ---**
"Once this battle is over, I'm getting married."
**[05:00] ---**
That's a death flag!
**[05:02] ---**
I'm talking about a love flag.
**[05:04] ---**
Love?
**[05:05] ---**
Her beloved Okabe told her she's really a guy,
**[05:10] ---**
and it damaged her maiden's heart.
**[05:12] ---**
No... But Rukako is a guy.
**[05:15] ---**
That was in the last world line, right?
**[05:22] [Messenger] ---**
Sender: Rukako
No Subject
Dear Okabe-san,
I've something important to say.
Would you come to the shrine?
I'm waiting. I'm waiting, okay?
**[05:24] ---**
"I've something important to say..."
**[05:27] ---**
Would you come to the shrine?
**[05:32] ---**
Okabe-san.
**[05:33] ---**
I'm sorry about earlier.
**[05:35] ---**
No, I'm sorry for crying.
**[05:39] ---**
And?
**[05:40] ---**
What did you want to talk about?
**[05:42] ---**
Right. Well... I have a request.
**[05:46] ---**
A request?
**[05:47] ---**
I believe what you told me.
**[05:50] ---**
And so, um...
**[05:54] ---**
I'll become a guy again, but in exchange...
**[05:57] ---**
P-Please...
**[06:00] ---**
Be my boyfriend!
**[06:03] ---**
B-Boyfriend?
**[06:06] ---**
Why would I be your boyfriend?
**[06:08] ---**
Because I love you.
**[06:10] ---**
Because I love you, Okabe-san!
**[06:14] ---**
So, tomorrow, just for one day...
**[06:17] ---**
Won't you be my boyfriend?
**[06:20] ---**
N-No, but... You're a gu—
**[06:26] ---**
Fine...
**[06:28] ---**
I'll do it. Don't cry!
**[06:29] ---**
Very well.
**[06:31] ---**
I'll be your boyfriend for a day,
if it's really what you want.
**[06:35] ---**
Really?
**[06:36] ---**
Why are you crying?
**[06:37] ---**
Because I'm so happy...
**[06:43] ---**
*That was actually pretty cute.*
**[06:46] ---**
So, you'll be going out
with Urushibara-san tomorrow?
**[06:50] ---**
Yes.
**[06:52] ---**
A mad scientist on a date with a high school girl.
**[06:56] ---**
Don't say it...
**[06:57] ---**
That's why I'm enduring the mortification
**[07:00] ---**
of asking a mere assistant for dating advice.
**[07:02] ---**
I told you I'm not your assistant!
**[07:05] ---**
You're going on a date with someone, Kyouma?
**[07:07] ---**
Here you are!
**[07:09] ---**
Two iced coffees.
**[07:12] ---**
Are you going out with Mayushii?
**[07:14] ---**
Or with her?
**[07:17] ---**
No, this is my assistant.
**[07:19] ---**
Even if it helps you obtain
your ultimate technique,
**[07:23] ---**
you're chasing too many girls.
**[07:26] ---**
Too many girls, huh?
**[07:30] ---**
Hey! Don't say stuff people will misunderstand,
right before you leave!
**[07:38] ---**
Hey... Would you...
**[07:42] ---**
Would you do anything to obtain
your ultimate technique?
**[07:46] ---**
I-I mean, would Hououin Kyouma do anything?
**[07:50] ---**
Why are you talking about this, too?
**[07:53] ---**
I don't understand.
**[07:55] ---**
J-Just curious!
**[07:57] ---**
I just wondered if you would do anything,
to obtain your ultimate technique,
**[08:00] ---**
even if you already had someone you loved...
**[08:04] ---**
There's no real meaning behind it, okay?!
**[08:05] ---**
Why are you getting mad?
**[08:07] ---**
I'm not mad!
**[08:08] ---**
Anyway, if that's how you're supposed to be,
**[08:11] ---**
why not go on a date with her?
**[08:12] ---**
I already told you that I was going to!
**[08:15] ---**
Okarin...
**[08:18] ---**
I'd really appreciate it
if you'd fill me in on the details.
**[08:25] ---**
If you want to know where to go on a date,
**[08:26] ---**
I've kissed dozens of girls.
**[08:28] ---**
I'll tell you everything you need to know!
**[08:31] ---**
Nene-chan, Shiori-chan, Honoka-chan, Rinko-chan...
**[08:35] ---**
All those girls are from games.
**[08:38] ---**
I'm talking about a real date.
**[08:42] ---**
I've heard you go to Aoyama, or Omotesandou,
**[08:45] ---**
or Nishiazabu...
**[08:47] ---**
Fashionable and trendy...
**[08:49] ---**
A premium night...
**[08:51] ---**
A special dinner...
**[08:54] ---**
It's hopeless.
**[08:55] ---**
This is a different world...
**[08:57] ---**
None of it exists in reality.
**[09:00] ---**
What do you get by denying it?
**[09:02] ---**
I, Hououin Kyouma, was born
**[09:06] ---**
with an IQ of 170, just like Isaac Newton.
**[09:10] ---**
I am a mad scientist,
**[09:12] ---**
and care more for research than girls—
**[09:13] ---**
Definitely a virgin!
**[09:15] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[09:18] ---**
So, what about you?
**[09:20] ---**
Do you have enough dating experience
**[09:22] ---**
to talk down to me?
**[09:25] ---**
See?
**[09:26] ---**
You've been so busy with studies and research,
**[09:28] ---**
you've never been on a single date, right?
**[09:31] ---**
You had a lonely youth, didn't you?
**[09:33] ---**
Shut up! Is it wrong to be a virgin?!
**[09:41] ---**
With first dates, the most important thing
**[09:43] ---**
is making yourself attractive to your partner.
**[09:47] ---**
Regarding clothing,
**[09:48] ---**
there's no need to wear expensive brand names,
**[09:51] ---**
but something clean...
**[09:52] ---**
I'm fine there.
**[09:54] ---**
There's nothing as clean as a lab coat.
**[09:56] ---**
Who goes on a date in a lab coat?
**[09:58] ---**
The same applies to your destination.
**[10:01] ---**
There's no need to pay for an expensive,
high-end restaurant.
**[10:04] ---**
The places you normally go are fine.
**[10:07] ---**
Normally go...
**[10:09] ---**
This place is out of the question.
**[10:10] ---**
Of course it is.
**[10:12] ---**
You can't take her somewhere gloomy like this!
**[10:15] ---**
I suppose, the other places I frequent would be...
**[10:18] ---**
May Queen.
**[10:20] ---**
A maid café, for a first date?
**[10:22] ---**
The weapons store.
**[10:23] ---**
Why are you buying a weapon?
**[10:26] ---**
You're just reading from a dating book!
**[10:28] ---**
So stop shooting everything down,
**[10:31] ---**
American virgin.
**[10:32] ---**
Who's an American virgin?
**[10:33] ---**
Who else but you?!
**[10:35] ---**
Right, right. And you're a virgin, too.
**[10:37] ---**
Hey, wouldn't this be a better book to read?
**[10:41] ---**
That's an H-game walkthrough!
**[10:43] ---**
Who cares?!
**[10:44] ---**
Ecchi stuff happens on dates.
**[10:47] ---**
Like holding hands and stuff... That's ecchi!
**[10:49] ---**
Or when she takes your arms,
and presses her breasts against you...
**[10:52] ---**
That's ecchi as hell!
**[10:54] ---**
And at the end of the date, there's a kiss.
**[10:57] ---**
Damn it all!
**[10:59] ---**
Screw all of you, normals!
**[11:03] ---**
So, it's morning and I have no plan...
**[11:09] ---**
Stop complaining and get dressed!
**[11:11] ---**
Take off the tags.
**[11:13] ---**
Who ties their necktie like that? I can't believe you.
**[11:16] ---**
You're a mess, you know that?
**[11:19] ---**
Here you go.
**[11:20] ---**
I feel like someone just put a chain around my neck.
**[11:23] ---**
Here's a handkerchief, too.
**[11:25] ---**
You know how to use that, right?
**[11:27] ---**
"I'm still waiting for you."
**[11:31] ---**
That's for the yellow one,
the handkerchief of happiness.
**[11:34] ---**
Where did you learn these things?
**[11:36] ---**
And that's old, anyway.
**[11:37] ---**
You knew it.
**[11:40] ---**
Sorry.
**[11:41] ---**
The right answer is,
**[11:42] ---**
"You spread it out, before she sits on a bench."
**[11:46] ---**
Whatever.
**[11:47] ---**
I'll tail you and message you advice.
**[11:51] ---**
You're coming with me?
**[11:53] ---**
So is Hashida.
**[11:57] ---**
Operation Valkyria begins!
**[12:00] ---**
Why Norse mythology?
**[12:03] ---**
*It is critical that you not be late.*
**[12:06] ---**
*Be fifteen minutes early, minimum.*
**[12:14] ---**
Okabe-san!
**[12:16] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[12:19] ---**
I thought I'd left early.
**[12:22] ---**
Were you waiting long?
**[12:24] ---**
No... I just got here.
**[12:29] ---**
Oh, good...
**[12:33] ---**
Th-Then, want to go?
**[12:35] ---**
Yes!
**[12:45] ---**
I've never seen you without a lab coat on.
**[12:48] ---**
Th-This is a date...
**[12:52] ---**
*When you're walking with a girl,*
**[12:54] ---**
*you should subtly take the side
with the oncoming cars.*
**[12:56] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[12:58] ---**
No... It's nothing.
**[13:02] ---**
What is that?!
**[13:04] ---**
That wasn't subtle at all!
**[13:06] ---**
*When a bike or car approaches, subtly protect her.*
**[13:11] ---**
Did he protect her?
**[13:13] ---**
Okabe-san!
**[13:16] ---**
Are you okay?
**[13:17] ---**
No, he just tripped...
**[13:20] ---**
And then a maid helped him up
and gave him tissues!
**[13:23] ---**
What are you doing?
**[13:25] ---**
Miss Makise, you seem upset.
**[13:32] ---**
I-It's nice out today, isn't it?
**[13:34] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:37] ---**
But there are some clouds.
**[13:39] ---**
Yes...
**[13:46] ---**
This cake is very good.
**[13:50] ---**
The coffee is, too.
**[13:56] ---**
*Why?*
**[13:57] ---**
*My whole life, I've spoken normally with her.*
**[14:00] ---**
*But now, the moment we're on a date...*
**[14:02] ---**
This is a wonderful restaurant.
**[14:04] ---**
Do you come here often?
**[14:05] ---**
No.
**[14:07] ---**
*This is bad.*
**[14:09] ---**
*A smoothly flowing conversation
is the important thing.*
**[14:12] ---**
Th-This is actually my first time here.
**[14:15] ---**
He actually answered her question?
**[14:17] ---**
Today, August 14th, is Patent Day,
**[14:20] ---**
to celebrate when the first patent
was issued in Japan.
**[14:24] ---**
What kind of conversation is that?
**[14:25] ---**
You sure know a lot of things, Okabe-san.
**[14:28] ---**
I-I guess.
**[14:36] ---**
Wanna go home, Miss Makise?
**[14:38] ---**
We're just watching. We can't help at all.
**[14:42] ---**
No, we witness this to the end.
**[14:45] ---**
Thank you.
**[14:49] ---**
Um...
**[14:50] ---**
Is it boring?
**[14:53] ---**
Going on a date with me?
**[14:56] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[14:57] ---**
Next up, we'll walk around town.
**[14:59] ---**
Come with me!
**[15:04] ---**
Ruka-chan?
**[15:06] ---**
So hot...
**[15:11] ---**
He's just walking the whole way to Ueno and back?
**[15:19] ---**
Okabe-san...
**[15:22] ---**
Do you remember the first time we met?
**[15:26] ---**
Yeah...
**[15:29] ---**
You saved me, after some men
with cameras accosted me.
**[15:37] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:42] ---**
*Thank you!*
**[15:44] ---**
*But I'm really sorry.*
**[15:47] ---**
*Why are you apologizing?*
**[15:49] ---**
*Because...*
**[15:51] ---**
*I look this way, but I'm a guy!*
**[15:57] ---**
*Who cares if you're a girl or a guy?*
**[16:02] ---**
*That doesn't matter at all!*
**[16:05] ---**
Back then,
**[16:06] ---**
the words you said made me so happy.
**[16:10] ---**
It was those words that made me start to like you.
**[16:16] ---**
"That doesn't matter at all," huh?
**[16:20] ---**
Wait! Aren't those memories
from when you were a guy?
**[16:26] ---**
I... What am I saying?
**[16:29] ---**
I feel kind of strange...
**[16:32] ---**
*It's just like it was with Feyris.*
**[16:35] ---**
*She's remembering the last world line.*
**[16:41] ---**
Thank you for today.
**[16:46] ---**
I was so happy... So happy...
**[16:51] ---**
So happy you were my boyfriend for today.
**[16:54] ---**
Hey...
**[16:55] ---**
This is the number for my mom's pager.
**[17:08] ---**
"Meat meat vegetables vegetables
meat meat vegetables vegetables."
**[17:13] ---**
If she sees this, I'm sure Urushibara-san's mom
**[17:16] ---**
will assume the last one was a prank.
**[17:20] ---**
We're ready!
**[17:24] ---**
What's wrong, Okabe?
**[17:27] ---**
Hey, hey...
**[17:29] ---**
Mayushii saw Ruka-chan on a date with someone!
**[17:34] ---**
That was Okarin.
**[17:37] ---**
No way.
**[17:39] ---**
It definitely wasn't Okarin...
**[17:41] ---**
He was wearing normal clothes,
**[17:45] ---**
and he looked like a gentleman—
**[17:46] ---**
She's right...
**[17:48] ---**
It wasn't me.
**[17:49] ---**
That wasn't a date with the real me!
**[17:53] ---**
Okarin?
**[17:57] ---**
The date isn't over...
**[18:00] ---**
But Okabe-san...
**[18:02] ---**
Kyouma!
**[18:03] ---**
Have you forgotten my name, Rukako?
**[18:05] ---**
Guys, girls, boyfriends...
**[18:08] ---**
I was the one who got confused.
**[18:12] ---**
All that doesn't matter!
**[18:15] ---**
I finally realized...
**[18:17] ---**
I am me. And you are Rukako... My student!
**[18:26] ---**
Right!
**[18:27] ---**
So bring me the Dark Blade Samidare!
**[18:31] ---**
That's right!
**[18:33] ---**
That's just right!
**[18:34] ---**
Yes!
**[18:36] ---**
Listen, Rukako...
**[18:38] ---**
Listen well.
**[18:39] ---**
The legend of this dark blade goes back
**[18:42] ---**
to the age of Yoshitsune.
**[18:45] ---**
One night, with a full, blood-red moon,
**[18:48] ---**
a traveler was lost on the roads...
**[18:49] ---**
Look at him go.
**[18:51] ---**
Good.
**[18:53] ---**
He made up with Ruka-chan.
**[18:56] ---**
I guess he doesn't need us anymore.
**[19:03] ---**
Please save Mayuri-chan.
**[19:08] ---**
The old PC you're looking for...
**[19:12] ---**
The IBN 5100?
**[19:15] ---**
Until last New Year's, it was in our storehouse.
**[19:20] ---**
But I broke it...
**[19:23] ---**
While I was cleaning the storehouse...
**[19:26] ---**
So it's my fault!
**[19:28] ---**
Okabe-san, please...
**[19:31] ---**
Save Mayuri-chan!
**[19:35] ---**
I was so happy to have
the chance to train with you.
**[19:42] ---**
Ruka—
**[19:43] ---**
Go.
**[19:45] ---**
If you don't, I think I'm going to cry...
**[19:51] ---**
I should say the words, shouldn't I?
**[19:55] ---**
El Psy Congre.
**[19:59] ---**
Congroo.
**[20:02] ---**
El Psy...
**[20:07] ---**
I really don't want to go back...
**[20:10] ---**
Because... Because...
**[20:13] ---**
If I go back,
**[20:15] ---**
I'll have to seal away these
feelings I have for you!
**[20:19] ---**
I think I won't be able to love you if I'm a guy...
**[20:25] ---**
Rukako.
**[20:27] ---**
If I go back to being a guy,
**[20:28] ---**
I'm going to forget all about today.
**[20:31] ---**
That we went on a date...
**[20:34] ---**
That the two of us trained...
**[20:38] ---**
That I was able to touch you this way.
**[20:42] ---**
If I had to suffer like this,
**[20:45] ---**
I should have never wished to be a girl!
**[20:50] ---**
Even if you go back to being a guy...
**[20:53] ---**
You'll still be Rukako to me.
**[20:55] ---**
Nothing will change!
**[20:58] ---**
That's right...
**[20:59] ---**
It doesn't matter if I'm a girl or a guy, does it?
**[21:05] ---**
But just for a little while...
**[21:08] ---**
Please remember me
**[21:11] ---**
when I was a girl...
**[21:16] ---**
I'll never forget it.
**[21:26] ---**
What's wrong, Okabe-san?
**[21:30] ---**
*Urushibara Ruka.*
**[21:32] ---**
*The mannerisms and voice of a woman...*
**[21:34] ---**
*No... More feminine than any woman.*
**[21:38] ---**
Hey, Rukako...
**[21:40] ---**
Yes?
**[21:41] ---**
Do you like me?
**[21:44] ---**
Wh-What are you saying?
**[21:46] ---**
Do you?
**[21:47] ---**
Um... Well, I respect you!
**[21:52] ---**
*But he's a guy.*
**[22:04] ---**
*Just one message left.*
**[22:08] ---**
# E19 - Endless Apoptosis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR75EX3JY/endless-apoptosis)
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**[02:18] ---**
I'm so hungry...
**[02:26] ---**
You're going to—
**[02:27] ---**
Comima again, right?
**[02:30] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:31] ---**
Will you be back around now?
**[02:33] ---**
I think so.
**[02:36] ---**
I know! Kurisu-chan, you come, too!
**[02:38] ---**
I'm not good with crowded places.
**[02:40] ---**
It shouldn't be that crowded on the second day.
**[02:43] ---**
You should come, too, Okarin...
**[02:52] ---**
Okabe, come with me!
**[02:57] ---**
What's with you?
**[02:59] ---**
Ever since you got back, you've been down.
**[03:01] ---**
Can't you tell Mayuri is trying to cheer you up?
**[03:05] ---**
I know.
**[03:06] ---**
But...
**[03:07] ---**
I can't stay calm!
**[03:10] ---**
Tomorrow is the day!
**[03:13] ---**
Even if she's safe today, tomorrow...
**[03:20] ---**
How many times have I talked to you about this?
**[03:25] ---**
Okabe?
**[03:30] ---**
There's something I want to tell you.
***SIGN*** Endless Apoptosis
**[03:41] ---**
Mayuri is going to die tomorrow?!
**[03:44] ---**
I think so, yes.
**[03:47] ---**
At first, it was the night of the 13th.
**[03:50] ---**
Each time I undo a D-mail, it goes back a day.
**[03:57] ---**
I'll have to go with her to Comima tomorrow.
**[04:00] ---**
Do you have a way to save her?
**[04:05] ---**
I'm going to wait for her to die.
**[04:07] ---**
You can't...
**[04:09] ---**
I need to know the precise deadline
in this world line.
**[04:13] ---**
Then I can time leap back again.
**[04:17] ---**
There's no other way.
**[04:23] ---**
The next one to undo
**[04:25] ---**
is that Kiryuu Moeka person's, right?
**[04:28] ---**
That's right.
**[04:29] ---**
I know what she sent.
**[04:31] ---**
She sent a message
**[04:33] ---**
telling herself not to buy a new cell phone.
**[04:36] ---**
This time, I need to send it from her phone.
**[04:39] ---**
You go find her...
**[04:45] ---**
I'll go with Mayuri to Comima.
**[04:47] ---**
You'll...
**[04:48] ---**
If all goes well,
**[04:51] ---**
I can protect Mayuri before she...
**[04:53] ---**
Do you know what you're saying?
**[04:55] ---**
If I can't find Moeka, you'll...
**[04:57] ---**
I'll contact you right away.
**[05:01] ---**
And you can tell me anything, all right?
**[05:04] ---**
No matter what,
**[05:06] ---**
no matter when, come talk to me.
**[05:09] ---**
Yeah. You're still...
**[05:14] ---**
Don't forget.
**[05:16] ---**
No matter what world line you're in,
you aren't alone.
**[05:20] ---**
I'm here!
**[05:27] [Messenger] ---**
Assistant
**[05:30] [Messenger] ---**
From: Assistant
Subject: Now in Ariake
**[05:31] ---**
"I'm in Ariake now.
**[05:32] ---**
Too many people here...
**[05:34] ---**
More than I expected.
**[05:35] ---**
Save me!"
**[05:40] ---**
"No response from Moeka, but I found her workplace."
**[05:45] ---**
"I'll check it out."
**[05:48] ---**
"Got it.
**[05:49] ---**
Don't force yourself."
**[05:53] ---**
Kiryuu Moeka?
**[05:55] ---**
Oh, yeah. That chick who worked here
two or three days and quit. That was her name.
**[05:59] ---**
Her address?
**[06:00] ---**
Yeah, I have it. But who are you?
***SIGN*** Heights White
***SIGN*** Heights White 202 Kiryuu Moeka
**[06:19] ---**
Roger.
**[06:20] ---**
Hey...
**[06:23] ---**
Kiryuu Moeka...
**[06:25] ---**
She killed herself?
**[06:27] ---**
You're sure?
**[06:29] ---**
Yes.
**[06:29] ---**
When?
**[06:30] ---**
Last night.
**[06:32] ---**
The body was taken to Chiyoda Hospital 3.
**[06:34] ---**
She doesn't seem to have any relatives.
**[06:36] ---**
*No way...*
**[06:42] ---**
Are you all right?
**[06:44] ---**
*Suicide?*
**[06:46] ---**
*Why?*
**[06:52] ---**
*Did her companions kill her?*
**[06:54] ---**
*Before she could kill Mayuri?*
**[06:57] ---**
*But...*
**[06:59] ---**
*The reason doesn't matter!*
**[07:01] ---**
*At this rate, Mayuri will...*
**[07:06] ---**
A time leap...
**[07:08] ---**
I need to time leap to before Moeka dies!
**[07:29] ---**
Hello?
**[07:29] ---**
*Oka... Okabe!*
**[07:32] ---**
*She's...*
**[07:33] ---**
*Mayuri... Mayuri...*
**[07:36] ---**
The deadline is 19:52.
**[07:41] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:48] ---**
Okabe!
**[07:49] ---**
Did you eat this?
**[07:50] ---**
Look at the label!
**[07:52] ---**
It says "Makise" right here!
**[07:55] ---**
Are you listening?
**[07:57] ---**
*Don't forget.*
**[07:58] ---**
*You aren't alone.*
**[08:01] ---**
That's right.
**[08:03] ---**
You're right, Kurisu.
**[08:05] ---**
What did you just say...
**[08:08] ---**
Do you know a girl named Kiryuu Moeka?
**[08:11] ---**
Who's that?
**[08:12] ---**
I just did a time leap.
**[08:17] ---**
What do you mean?
***SIGN*** Heights White
**[08:57] ---**
FB...
**[08:59] ---**
FB...
**[09:01] ---**
FB...
**[09:03] ---**
Answer me...
**[09:05] ---**
Please...
**[09:07] ---**
FB...
**[09:08] ---**
Why?
**[09:10] ---**
Why won't you message me?
**[09:12] ---**
Please! Answer me!
**[09:16] ---**
FB....
**[09:20] ---**
Kiryuu Moeka...
**[09:21] ---**
I did what you wanted... Why?
**[09:23] ---**
It's me, Okabe!
**[09:25] ---**
Give me your orders, FB!
**[09:28] ---**
Can't you hear me?!
**[09:32] ---**
FB...
**[09:34] ---**
FB...
**[09:37] ---**
FB...
**[09:38] ---**
FB...
**[09:42] ---**
N-No. No... No! Stop it!
**[10:03] ---**
*I'll never forgive her!*
**[10:16] ---**
G-Give it back.
**[10:21] ---**
Give it back!
**[10:22] ---**
Give it back now!
**[10:25] ---**
Give it back!
**[10:26] [Messenger] ---**
Okabe Rintarou
**[10:27] ---**
This is Makise.
**[10:28] ---**
Did you get the phone?
**[10:29] ---**
I stole it.
**[10:30] ---**
Prepare the D-mail!
**[10:31] ---**
It's ready.
**[10:31] ---**
Give it back!
**[10:32] ---**
What's that sound?
**[10:33] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[10:34] ---**
More importantly, what about Mayuri?
**[10:36] ---**
She's in Braun's TV Workshop.
**[10:37] ---**
The 42" is on.
**[10:42] ---**
Kurisu! Activate it!
**[10:43] [Messenger] ---**
Change your phone. It will sell out soon,
and you won't be able to get one.
**[10:44] ---**
Right!
**[10:46] ---**
Give it back!
**[10:48] ---**
This is the end...
**[10:51] ---**
If I send this, Mayuri will...
**[11:12] ---**
Give it back! Give it back!
**[11:14] ---**
Give me back my phone!
**[11:16] ---**
What?
**[11:17] ---**
Nothing happened.
**[11:18] ---**
What's going on there?
**[11:19] ---**
Did you send it!
**[11:20] ---**
I did!
**[11:21] ---**
Is it working?
**[11:22] ---**
I saw the electricity.
**[11:24] ---**
What happened?
**[11:25] ---**
The Reading Steiner didn't activate!
**[11:28] ---**
The Reading Steiner didn't activate...
**[11:31] ---**
Why?
**[11:36] ---**
Give it back! Give it back!
**[11:38] ---**
Hey, what's going on?
**[11:43] ---**
Give it back! Give it back! Give it back!
**[11:46] ---**
It isn't working!
**[11:48] ---**
The D-mail works differently,
depending on who it was sent to.
**[11:52] ---**
Does this mean your message
won't change her actions?
**[11:56] ---**
Then what do I do?
**[12:05] ---**
It didn't change...
**[12:07] ---**
She didn't change her cell phone!
**[12:10] ---**
What do you mean?
**[12:11] ---**
You confirmed it, right?
**[12:13] ---**
*I changed my cell phone four days ago,*
**[12:16] ---**
*and I want to tell myself not to do it.*
**[12:20] ---**
She sent another just after that!
**[12:23] ---**
But that means we don't know
what was in that D-mail!
**[12:26] ---**
It should be in her outbox!
**[12:28] ---**
I'll look...
**[12:35] ---**
Give it back!
**[12:36] ---**
What's wrong, Okabe?
**[12:37] ---**
Okabe?
**[12:39] ---**
I'll have to call you back!
**[12:42] ---**
Give it back!
**[12:43] ---**
Give it back!
**[12:45] ---**
Give it back!
**[12:47] ---**
Give it back!
**[12:49] ---**
Give it back!
**[12:55] ---**
Hey! What are you doing over there?
**[13:01] ---**
Okabe!
**[13:11] ---**
Give it back! Give it back!
**[13:27] ---**
Jeez, what are they doing...
**[13:35] ---**
Hey...
**[13:42] ---**
Jeez! Couples these days...
**[13:45] ---**
Scary.
**[14:05] ---**
What can I do?
**[14:09] ---**
What can I do to make you give it back...
**[14:13] ---**
Do you remember sending a D-Mail?
**[14:17] ---**
A D... What?
**[14:20] ---**
Two weeks ago,
**[14:21] ---**
you should have received a strange message
**[14:23] ---**
from your future self.
**[14:26] ---**
Why?
**[14:28] ---**
Tell me what it said! And I'll give it back.
**[14:32] ---**
What's wrong? Can't you tell me?
**[14:36] ---**
Does it have something to do with the IBN 5100?
**[14:38] ---**
With the Rounders?
**[14:40] ---**
Am I right?!
**[14:42] ---**
Tell me! What did it say?
**[14:46] ---**
Don't you want your cell phone back?
**[14:48] ---**
I can't betray them.
**[14:49] ---**
Who?
**[14:53] ---**
That FB person?
**[14:55] ---**
I get my orders from FB.
**[14:59] ---**
FB is everything to me...
**[15:02] ---**
So that's your leader?
**[15:09] ---**
You can't betray FB?
**[15:10] ---**
It's great that you're so loyal.
**[15:12] ---**
But you know...
**[15:13] ---**
They don't give a damn about
what happens to you.
**[15:18] ---**
They'll abandon you.
**[15:22] ---**
That's impossible...
**[15:24] ---**
They haven't contacted you, right?
**[15:26] ---**
You've been betrayed. Cut off!
**[15:29] ---**
No!
**[15:30] ---**
FB isn't like that!
**[15:40] ---**
FB saved me...
**[15:41] [Messenger] ---**
...in Cabinet Office...
**[15:45] ---**
You've been used!
**[16:09] [Messenger] ---**
Rounder Recruitment
**[16:09] ---**
Do you know why you can tell me these things?
**[16:14] ---**
FB is like a mother...
**[16:17] [Messenger] ---**
Subject: A Question
**[16:18] ---**
"What kind of job is it?"
**[16:19] [Messenger] ---**
Subject: Re: A Question
**[16:20] ---**
I have a type of time machine.
**[16:23] ---**
The message from the future is proof.
**[16:25] [Messenger] ---**
Subject: Another Question
**[16:25] ---**
"Can I do it, too?"
**[16:27] [Messenger] ---**
Subject: Re: Another Question
***SIGN*** Of course. We offer everyone the job that best suits them.
**[16:28] ---**
They needed me...
**[16:31] ---**
"I've never worked before.
**[16:33] ---**
I have no skills or things I'm good at."
**[16:34] [Messenger] ---**
It's okay.
**[16:36] [Messenger] ---**
Let's do our best together.
**[16:48] ---**
And I've seen it!
**[16:50] ---**
You...
**[16:53] ---**
You...
**[16:58] ---**
You will kill yourself in this room,
four days from now.
**[17:03] ---**
You'll die here, alone,
still waiting to hear from FB!
**[17:09] ---**
Lies.
**[17:10] ---**
It's true.
**[17:11] ---**
You'll never hear from FB again.
**[17:14] ---**
You've been abandoned.
**[17:16] ---**
You're lying.
**[17:17] ---**
How long has it been?
**[17:19] ---**
Well?
**[17:20] ---**
You've been waiting a while, right?
**[17:22] ---**
Don't you think that's strange?
**[17:27] ---**
You're going to die. Right here.
**[17:29] ---**
No...
**[17:30] ---**
In this dark, empty room...
**[17:32] ---**
No!
**[17:34] ---**
You killed Mayuri. And now you'll die!
**[17:36] ---**
Alone, betrayed, like a piece of garbage!
**[17:40] ---**
No!
**[17:40] ---**
You're going to kill yourself.
**[17:42] ---**
No one's coming to save you!
**[17:44] ---**
Not even FB!
**[18:26] ---**
Sorry.
**[18:31] ---**
You said they were like a mother.
**[18:34] ---**
Is FB a woman?
**[18:38] ---**
I think so.
**[18:39] ---**
You think?
**[18:41] ---**
We've never met...
**[18:43] ---**
I don't want to meet them.
**[18:47] ---**
If I did, they'd hate me...
**[18:52] ---**
From the look of it, I bet you've never
spoken by phone, either.
**[18:55] ---**
I'm amazed you did anything they ordered!
**[18:57] ---**
They gave me a place...
**[19:00] ---**
A place?
**[19:09] ---**
You're a fool.
**[19:15] [Messenger] ---**
The retro-PC is in Yanabayashi Shrine.
Recover it immediately.
**[19:19] ---**
Okabe?
**[19:23] ---**
Don't worry me!
**[19:24] ---**
You worried about me?
**[19:27] ---**
I didn't!
**[19:29] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[19:31] ---**
So?
**[19:34] ---**
Then the one who stole the IBN 5100...
**[19:37] ---**
It was Moeka.
**[19:38] ---**
Where is she now?
**[19:40] ---**
Don't ask any more.
**[19:43] ---**
I'll undo the D-mail, as planned.
**[19:45] ---**
July 31st, around 11:00 AM, right?
**[19:52] [Messenger] ---**
Don't go to the shrine.
It's a trap. It isn't there!
**[19:58] ---**
It's on!
**[20:01] ---**
*This time...*
**[20:17] ---**
Why?
**[20:18] ---**
Well?
**[20:19] ---**
It didn't work!
**[20:22] ---**
The Kiryuu Moeka from the past
didn't believe the D-mail?
**[20:26] ---**
She believed the first one, just in case?
**[20:29] ---**
You could try another message!
**[20:32] ---**
No...
**[20:34] ---**
I think there's only one person she'll follow.
**[20:37] ---**
If I send a message from that phone, she'll obey it,
**[20:40] ---**
no matter what it is!
**[20:42] ---**
Who is it?
**[20:51] ---**
I'm going to look for FB.
**[20:54] ---**
If you have any clues...
**[20:57] ---**
Even if she does, she won't tell me.
**[20:58] ---**
What you were saying...
**[21:00] ---**
That I killed someone. Is that in the future?
**[21:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:05] ---**
You'd do it if FB ordered you to, right?
**[21:09] ---**
I would. Absolutely.
**[21:11] ---**
Even if you knew you were being used?
**[21:16] ---**
You're going to die...
Abandoned, still longing...
**[21:20] ---**
Four days. August 15th.
**[21:23] ---**
The world itself has decided that you will die.
**[21:26] ---**
There's no avoiding it.
**[21:29] ---**
But I won't let it happen.
**[21:32] ---**
I'll fight the world!
**[21:36] ---**
I will save Mayuri!
**[21:54] ---**
The coin locker...
**[21:59] ---**
In front of the Daibiru.
**[22:02] ---**
The IBN 5100...
# E20 - Finalize Apoptosis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6X0XGKKY/finalize-apoptosis)
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**[00:01] ---**
You're going to die...
Abandoned, still longing...
**[00:05] ---**
Four days. August 15th.
**[00:08] ---**
The world itself has decided that you will die.
**[00:11] ---**
There's no avoiding it.
**[00:14] ---**
But I won't let it happen.
**[00:18] ---**
I'll fight the world!
**[00:21] ---**
I will save Mayuri!
**[00:39] ---**
The coin locker...
**[00:44] ---**
In front of the Daibiru.
**[00:47] ---**
The IBN 5100...
***SIGN*** Finalize Apoptosis
**[02:39] ---**
Okabe, what's wrong?
**[02:44] ---**
Okay! This'll...
**[02:47] ---**
Stop!
**[02:52] ---**
The IBN 5100 is in a coin locker.
**[02:55] ---**
Moeka told me...
**[02:57] ---**
It hasn't been recovered yet.
**[02:58] ---**
So?
**[02:59] ---**
What else?
**[03:01] ---**
I'll break the locker open with this!
**[03:03] ---**
Calm down.
**[03:04] ---**
Remember...
**[03:05] ---**
Remember what?!
**[03:06] ---**
Everything that's happened.
**[03:08] ---**
Despite all the D-mails you've undone,
**[03:10] ---**
you haven't recovered the IBN 5100.
**[03:14] ---**
Most likely, it's impossible until you get back
**[03:18] ---**
to the original world line.
**[03:20] ---**
And for that to happen,
you have to do things in order.
**[03:35] ---**
It's so close...
**[03:37] ---**
But now, we have a clue.
**[03:41] ---**
Kiryuu Moeka will do whatever this FB says, right?
**[03:46] ---**
And FB's the... leader, right?
**[03:49] ---**
Then...
**[03:55] ---**
If I stake out the IBN 5100, maybe I'll see them.
**[04:08] ---**
What are you doing here?
***SIGN*** Bread
**[04:12] ---**
I want to see FB, too...
**[04:15] ---**
Didn't you want to avoid seeing them?
**[04:18] ---**
Because they'd hate you or something?
**[04:21] ---**
I want to know... the truth.
**[04:25] ---**
What good will it do you?
**[04:28] ---**
I don't know.
**[04:31] ---**
Did you think I'd work with you?
**[04:42] ---**
Well, I guess I can talk to you.
**[04:52] ---**
What's wrong?
**[04:54] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[04:56] ---**
You're with Kiryuu Moeka?
**[04:58] ---**
Why?
**[04:59] ---**
She's...
**[05:00] ---**
That's just how it worked out.
**[05:02] ---**
If something happens, I'll tell you.
**[05:05] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[05:08] ---**
Jeez...
**[05:10] ---**
Was that Okarin?
**[05:12] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:18] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:20] ---**
I feel like lately,
Okarin and I haven't talked at all.
**[05:34] ---**
Mayuri-oneechan!
**[05:36] ---**
Nae-chan!
**[05:41] ---**
Hi there, assistant-oneechan!
**[05:45] ---**
It's Kurisu-oneechan.
**[05:48] ---**
Hi there.
**[05:50] ---**
Sorry about yesterday.
**[05:51] ---**
Tell Okabe his rent's going up 5,000 yen.
**[05:55] ---**
I-I will.
**[05:57] ---**
Actually, I haven't seen him today.
**[05:59] ---**
Did he get sick or something?
**[06:01] ---**
Though they say idiots don't get sick...
**[06:05] ---**
I think he's looking for stuff
to use in his experiments.
**[06:08] ---**
Experiments, huh?
**[06:10] ---**
Lucky guy...
**[06:13] ---**
A student with his own damned room,
**[06:15] ---**
friends like you guys,
**[06:18] ---**
and who does whatever he wants...
**[06:20] ---**
He really is lucky.
**[06:22] ---**
But...
**[06:24] ---**
Daddy, if we don't hurry, we'll miss the sale!
**[06:28] ---**
Right! Let's go, Nae!
**[06:31] ---**
Bye-bye, onee-chans!
**[06:33] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[06:34] ---**
What do you want for dinner?
**[06:36] ---**
Um...
**[06:50] ---**
A message from FB?
**[06:55] ---**
Can I see it?
**[07:11] ---**
"I think M4 was right.
**[07:12] [Messenger] ---**
I think M4 was right.
To be honest, no one works
as hard as M4.
**[07:15] ---**
To be honest, no one works as hard as M4."
**[07:21] ---**
M4?
**[07:23] ---**
The code name FB gave me.
**[07:26] ---**
Only FB and I know it.
**[07:31] ---**
It's a secret.
**[07:33] ---**
"That's true.
**[07:35] ---**
You may be bad at dealing with others, M4.
**[07:39] ---**
But that's part of what makes you you."
**[07:44] ---**
A mom, huh?
**[08:13] ---**
That's it...
**[08:15] ---**
The IBN 5100!
**[08:18] ---**
Then is he FB?
**[08:22] ---**
No.
**[08:23] ---**
FB is a woman.
**[08:42] ---**
I know him!
**[09:09] ---**
Damn it!
**[09:16] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:17] ---**
I'll explain later.
**[09:53] ---**
Mister Braun?
**[10:05] ---**
So, have you driven since you got your license?
**[10:08] ---**
No.
**[10:09] ---**
Please drive safely.
**[10:14] ---**
Have you ever seen him before?
**[10:17] ---**
No.
**[10:20] ---**
What does this mean?
**[10:31] ---**
*Four days. August 15th.*
**[10:35] ---**
*The world itself has decided that you will die.*
**[10:38] ---**
*There's no avoiding it.*
**[11:19] ---**
A plane to France...
**[11:21] ---**
That's where SERN is.
**[11:23] ---**
We never saw any women
who could have been FB.
**[11:29] ---**
At least give me a damned phone call!
**[11:31] ---**
I was busy.
**[11:34] ---**
Forget about me.
**[11:36] ---**
But...
**[11:39] ---**
Mayuri...
**[11:42] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[11:43] ---**
I think it's been a long time since we last spoke.
**[11:46] ---**
That's what she said, too.
**[11:49] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[11:54] ---**
Let's go.
**[11:56] ---**
We'll have to ask him directly.
**[11:58] ---**
Ask him...
**[12:01] ---**
Someone we know well.
**[12:19] ---**
What brings you here so early?
**[12:22] ---**
Come in.
**[12:25] ---**
So, what do you want?
**[12:27] ---**
Did you come to pay the extra 6,000 yen
I added to your rent?
**[12:33] ---**
Hey, hey... You're supposed to say,
**[12:35] ---**
"That's 1,000 more yen than you said!"
**[12:41] ---**
There's something I'd like to ask you.
**[12:43] ---**
What? Why so formal?
**[12:46] ---**
You know someone named FB, don't you?
**[12:51] ---**
We saw it all.
**[12:53] ---**
And the IBN 5100 being taken from here as well.
**[12:59] ---**
We don't care about you.
**[13:01] ---**
We want to see FB.
**[13:04] ---**
Please tell me where they are.
**[13:13] ---**
You sold us out, M4.
**[13:17] ---**
The code name FB gave me.
**[13:20] ---**
Only FB and I know it.
**[13:23] ---**
Then...
**[13:24] ---**
What do you mean?
**[13:26] ---**
Ever heard of Ferdinand Braun?
**[13:30] ---**
The Nobel laureate who invented the Braun tube.
**[13:33] ---**
That's the guy.
**[13:34] ---**
And what are his initials?
**[13:37] ---**
F... B...
**[13:39] ---**
Then you're...
**[13:43] ---**
That can't be!
**[13:46] ---**
So you're following dependence
with reality avoidance?
**[13:50] ---**
Nae is asleep.
**[13:51] ---**
Let's go somewhere else.
**[13:58] ---**
This town keeps changing.
**[14:03] ---**
Are you really FB?
**[14:06] ---**
Yes.
**[14:07] ---**
But those messages...
**[14:10] ---**
I wrote them all.
**[14:14] ---**
Why did I write like a woman?
**[14:16] ---**
To trick you.
**[14:18] ---**
Bu-
**[14:19] ---**
You weren't the only one.
**[14:20] ---**
I message the others, too,
**[14:23] ---**
in the guise of whomever they most need.
**[14:27] ---**
Of course, people like you are
the easiest to trick, which helps.
**[14:33] ---**
Why break off contact with her?
**[14:36] ---**
The second she found the IBN 5100,
I didn't need her anymore.
**[14:41] ---**
So I stopped talking to her.
**[14:43] ---**
We collect members through text messages.
**[14:46] ---**
People like that are the easiest to deal with.
**[14:48] ---**
And the easiest to get rid of when we're done.
**[14:51] ---**
There's nothing they belong to.
**[14:54] ---**
I can't believe you're SERN's dog...
**[14:56] ---**
Dog?
**[14:58] ---**
Suzuha... Hashida Suzu-san
**[15:01] ---**
didn't take care of you for that!
**[15:06] ---**
How do you know about Suzu-san?
**[15:12] ---**
Suzu-san has nothing to do with this...
**[15:15] ---**
Not a thing!
**[15:17] ---**
But...
**[15:17] ---**
What do you know?!
**[15:27] ---**
Ever sleep down a manhole,
in the middle of winter?
**[15:32] ---**
I was still a kid.
**[15:34] ---**
The concrete was so cold,
**[15:36] ---**
it seeps into your bones.
**[15:38] ---**
I didn't eat for three or four days at a time.
**[15:41] ---**
And when I lay down,
**[15:44] ---**
they came.
**[15:47] ---**
Rats. They thought I was dead,
and came to eat me.
**[15:54] ---**
And then, I saw a thread descend...
**[15:58] ---**
As thin as a spider's.
**[16:00] ---**
I had no choice but to climb it...
**[16:02] ---**
Even if, at the top,
**[16:05] ---**
I ended up dirtying my hands.
**[16:14] ---**
I kept climbing the thread.
**[16:17] ---**
And next thing I knew, I was a puppet on a string.
**[16:22] ---**
I couldn't escape.
**[16:26] ---**
Puppets who escape the thread...
**[17:14] ---**
Traitors die.
**[17:17] ---**
Well, once you complete your mission, you also die.
**[17:22] ---**
You called me a dog, didn't you?
**[17:24] ---**
I'm worse than a dog.
**[17:26] ---**
I'm cattle.
**[17:29] ---**
Sometimes, I thought of running.
**[17:33] ---**
But I have something I care about now.
**[17:38] ---**
I didn't want to involve them.
**[17:42] ---**
But failure isn't allowed.
**[17:46] ---**
If you run, they go after your family.
**[17:52] ---**
I failed, too.
**[17:54] ---**
But Nae doesn't know anything.
**[18:01] ---**
As long as I die.
**[18:04] ---**
Wait—
**[18:29] ---**
O-Okabe-ku...
**[18:34] ---**
Okabe-kun...
**[18:40] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[18:46] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[18:57] ---**
O-Okabe... His phone!
**[19:00] ---**
The D-mail!
**[19:02] ---**
Okabe!
**[19:10] [Messenger] ---**
To: M4
Stop searching for the IBN 5100,
and return to stand by.
Do not act under any circumstances.
**[19:25] ---**
Moeka...
**[19:30] [Messenger] ---**
From: Shining Finger
Subject: No Subject
I won't need the IBN 5100 for a while.
Moeka
**[19:32] ---**
You won't need it?
**[19:38] [Messenger] ---**
From: Shining Finger
Subject: No Subject
My boss said to stop looking for it.
Moeka
**[19:42] ---**
Yes, this is Urushibara.
**[19:45] ---**
Kyouma-sa—
**[19:47] ---**
What? An IBN 5100?
**[19:50] ---**
Yes.
**[19:54] ---**
It's here...
**[19:59] ---**
Daru!
**[20:00] ---**
Hashida's not here.
**[20:02] ---**
He said he was going to Comima.
**[20:07] ---**
Please...
**[20:08] ---**
Hear my request!
**[20:14] ---**
I see...
**[20:16] ---**
To save Mayuri,
**[20:18] ---**
we need to get out of this alpha world line,
**[20:21] ---**
and return to the world line
before you sent the first D-mail,
**[20:25] ---**
the beta world line.
**[20:27] ---**
For that to happen, we have to erase
the information from SERN's database.
**[20:32] ---**
Mayushi dies, and Miss Amane
is my daughter from the future.
**[20:37] ---**
If that's all a fantasy, I think Okarin could
become a light novel author.
**[20:41] ---**
I wish that were true.
**[20:44] ---**
You believe it, Miss Makise?
**[20:46] ---**
As a hypothesis.
**[20:47] ---**
If feasible, I'd prefer some reliable, objective data.
**[20:50] ---**
But that's impossible.
**[20:53] ---**
The time leap machine you made worked perfectly.
**[20:57] ---**
D-Did it?
**[21:00] ---**
O-Of course it did!
**[21:02] ---**
And...
**[21:06] ---**
What?
**[21:08] ---**
Nothing.
**[21:09] ---**
Wh-What?
**[21:11] ---**
I said nothing.
**[21:12] ---**
It's connected.
**[21:14] ---**
I need to know the settings,
but I can start in ten minutes.
**[21:18] ---**
I'm counting on you, super haker.
**[21:20] ---**
Super hacker.
**[21:23] ---**
The first D-mail, huh?
**[21:25] ---**
That's the one where I was
stabbed or whatever, right?
**[21:32] ---**
Did you try to feel me up or something?
**[21:40] ---**
*Erase all the D-mails, returning the
world line to its original one.*
**[21:46] ---**
*The world line in which SERN
doesn't establish a dystopia.*
**[21:51] ---**
*The world line in which Mayuri doesn't die.*
**[21:55] ---**
*And in that world line...*
**[22:00] ---**
*...Makise Kurisu...*
**[22:06] ---**
*...dies.*
# E21 - Paradox Meltdown
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY19MW12R/paradox-meltdown)
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**[00:01] ---**
*If I return to the beta world line,*
**[00:04] ---**
*Makise Kurisu dies.*
**[00:08] ---**
I'll start cracking now.
**[00:10] ---**
Wait!
**[00:12] ---**
The cracking...
**[00:16] ---**
We're not doing it.
***SIGN*** Paradox Meltdown
**[01:57] ---**
Where's Okabe?
**[01:58] ---**
Unknown!
**[01:59] ---**
I've been busy.
**[02:01] ---**
Good luck, Mayushii!
**[02:03] ---**
You, too, Daru-kun.
**[02:06] ---**
Is today the last day of Comima?
**[02:09] ---**
Yeah, want to come?
**[02:11] ---**
There's lots of cute cosplay.
**[02:13] ---**
I-I'm not really interested...
**[02:18] ---**
I wonder what Okarin's up to.
**[02:20] ---**
No idea.
**[02:21] ---**
He said we weren't doing the cracking,
and that was it.
**[02:24] ---**
What's he thinking?
**[02:31] ---**
They said it's gonna reach a high of 35!
**[02:35] ---**
Hydration is the best way to prevent heatstroke.
**[02:40] ---**
Aren't you going to Comima today?
**[02:42] ---**
I'm leaving right now.
**[02:44] ---**
I see.
**[02:46] ---**
Be careful.
**[02:47] ---**
Okay.
**[02:53] ---**
It's really sunny out.
**[02:55] ---**
Bye.
**[02:58] ---**
Mayuri!
**[03:06] ---**
*August 17th.*
**[03:08] ---**
*Each D-mail I undid delayed
Mayuri's death by one day.*
**[03:14] ---**
*Erasing Suzuha's mail made the events
of the 13th occur on the 14th.*
**[03:19] ---**
*Feyris, Rukako, Moeka...*
**[03:22] ---**
*If each one pushed it back a day,*
**[03:25] ---**
*then in this world line, Mayuri dies on the 17th.*
**[03:30] ---**
*Today, before 8:00 PM.*
**[03:34] ---**
Okarin!
**[03:38] ---**
Did you find what you were looking for?
**[03:40] ---**
Yup!
**[03:41] ---**
It was almost sold out...
**[03:43] ---**
I got one for Daru-kun, too.
**[03:46] ---**
Oh, and there was a book on a
robot anime I thought you'd like!
**[03:49] ---**
Want to go?
**[03:51] ---**
No.
**[03:52] ---**
I'm fine.
**[03:53] ---**
Why not?
**[03:54] ---**
You came all this way.
**[03:56] ---**
There's something I want to think about.
**[03:59] ---**
I see...
**[04:00] ---**
Tell me if there's anywhere you'd like to look.
**[04:03] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:06] ---**
Are you okay?
**[04:08] ---**
Want to go home?
**[04:10] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[04:12] ---**
I wanted to think about, um,
**[04:14] ---**
the Organization assassins hiding in this building.
**[04:17] ---**
I need to do something to escape their clutches.
**[04:20] ---**
If I'm not careful, they might find me.
**[04:22] ---**
Follow the original plan until evening.
**[04:25] ---**
I don't think any bad people like that are here.
**[04:28] ---**
I'm going scouting.
**[04:30] ---**
Let's meet back here at 1500.
**[04:32] ---**
Okay?
**[04:33] ---**
Sure!
**[04:35] ---**
Okarin!
**[04:36] ---**
They're selling juice over there!
**[04:39] ---**
*Five hours left.*
**[04:41] ---**
*Don't give up.*
**[04:43] ---**
*Before that time, find it...*
**[04:45] ---**
*The way for her to survive without
changing world lines.*
**[04:51] [Messenger] ---**
Assistant
**[04:56] ---**
Why do I have to help Hashida...
**[04:59] ---**
A notepad?
**[05:00] ---**
A list of circles at Comima?
**[05:01] ---**
I don't see one.
**[05:03] ---**
The rack?
**[05:04] ---**
The second shelf?
**[05:06] ---**
Don't look at the second shelf?
**[05:12] ---**
I'm seriously having you arrested.
**[05:16] ---**
What is it now?
**[05:17] ---**
It's me.
**[05:19] ---**
What's going on with the cracking?
**[05:21] ---**
You stopped it.
**[05:23] ---**
So we haven't touched it for three days.
**[05:26] ---**
Explain what's going on, already.
**[05:28] ---**
What happened?
**[05:29] ---**
Mayuri will die today.
**[05:32] ---**
I heard you before.
**[05:34] ---**
Isn't that why you're doing the cracking?
**[05:36] ---**
To erase the first D-mail you sent—
**[05:38] ---**
No!
**[05:39] ---**
We aren't doing it.
**[05:41] ---**
I'm going to think of a way to
save Mayuri without the cracking.
**[05:46] ---**
Why?
**[05:48] ---**
Things have changed. This is the only way.
**[05:52] ---**
What kind of things?
**[05:53] ---**
I can't explain now.
**[05:56] ---**
There must be some way.
**[05:58] ---**
Some other way.
**[06:00] ---**
Some other way?
**[06:01] ---**
Please!
**[06:03] ---**
Explain.
**[06:05] ---**
If you don't, I won't be able
to think of anything.
**[06:08] ---**
I won't be able to help.
**[06:14] ---**
You don't have time for this, right?
**[06:15] ---**
Don't hide things now!
**[06:16] ---**
Okabe?
**[06:27] ---**
We finally made it back...
**[06:30] ---**
Hey, want to stop by the lab, Okarin?
**[06:33] ---**
Mayushii was thinking of getting some food.
**[06:39] ---**
Okarin?
**[06:40] ---**
Are you tired?
**[06:42] ---**
No.
**[06:44] ---**
*It's almost time...*
**[06:46] ---**
*Almost time for her to die again.*
**[06:50] ---**
*Should I run?*
**[06:51] ---**
*No. That never works.*
**[06:54] ---**
Okarin?
**[06:56] ---**
Let's go.
**[07:07] ---**
Hey, Okarin.
**[07:08] ---**
Why did you come with me today?
**[07:11] ---**
You barely went to see anything.
**[07:14] ---**
If you wanted to check something out,
**[07:16] ---**
I would've shown you around!
**[07:19] ---**
There aren't many things Mayushii
knows more than Okarin about.
**[07:26] ---**
Okarin?
**[07:34] ---**
Thanks for coming today!
**[07:37] ---**
We've never gone to Comima together,
**[07:39] ---**
so Mayushii was happy!
**[07:42] ---**
*Mayuri...*
**[07:45] ---**
I wanted to see Rukako looking
embarrassed in his cosplay!
**[07:50] ---**
It's a shame he didn't come.
**[07:52] ---**
Yeah, if he had, he would've been really popular.
**[07:55] ---**
I bet.
**[07:57] ---**
And then Ruka-kun would have gotten
his photo on all the blogs,
**[08:01] ---**
and he'd have become a worldwide superstar!
**[08:04] ---**
And then Mayushii would have seen it
and said, "He's come a long way."
**[08:10] ---**
I could really see that happening.
**[08:12] ---**
It'd be even better if Okarin cosplayed.
**[08:16] ---**
I'll consider it.
**[08:17] ---**
Really?
**[08:18] ---**
But in exchange, you'd also have to cosplay.
**[08:22] ---**
I know... We'll call Rukako and Christina.
**[08:26] ---**
And you can convince them to cosplay, too.
**[08:30] ---**
If you do that, then I,
**[08:32] ---**
Hououin Kyouma, mad scientist,
**[08:36] ---**
shall make my cosplay debut at Comima.
**[08:38] ---**
I see...
**[08:39] ---**
That's going to be hard!
**[08:41] ---**
But Kurisu-chan was interested,
**[08:44] ---**
so Mayushii will try her best to
do it by the next Comima.
**[08:47] ---**
The next...
**[08:53] ---**
Huh? My watch isn't working.
**[08:58] ---**
That's strange.
**[09:00] ---**
I just wound—
**[09:02] ---**
Okarin?
**[09:04] ---**
*No!*
**[09:05] ---**
*I can't go through this!*
**[09:05] ---**
*I'm so close!*
**[09:07] ---**
*Why is this happening?*
**[09:08] ---**
Okarin?
**[09:09] ---**
Stay here!
**[09:12] ---**
Okarin?
**[09:15] ---**
*I'm going to change fate.*
**[09:18] ---**
*I'll stop it from happening!*
**[09:20] ---**
*If I let that car hit me... If I die here,*
**[09:25] ---**
*something has to change!*
**[09:28] ---**
*Something!*
**[09:31] ---**
Okarin!
**[09:39] ---**
Mayuri?
**[09:42] ---**
Mayuri!
**[09:47] ---**
Okarin...
**[09:51] ---**
Finally... Finally, I was useful.
**[09:56] ---**
Mayuri!
**[09:57] ---**
Mayushii was useful to you.
**[10:07] ---**
Okarin...
**[10:18] ---**
Hey... Mayuri...
**[10:20] ---**
You can't see the stars from here, can you?
**[10:29] ---**
This isn't fair...
***SIGN*** I want to talk to you. Kurisu
**[10:53] ---**
I'll start cracking now.
**[10:56] ---**
Okabe?
**[11:00] ---**
Okabe?
**[11:23] ---**
How long are you going to lie there?
**[11:28] ---**
I thought I told you to leave me alone.
**[11:30] ---**
You did.
**[11:31] ---**
But you've been up here, on the roof, for hours
**[11:34] ---**
without a sound. I got worried...
**[11:37] ---**
I mean, I'm not worried, but...
**[11:41] ---**
Tell me.
**[11:42] ---**
Why did you stop the cracking?
**[11:44] ---**
You yourself said...
**[11:47] ---**
You thought the FBI would come,
and you got scared, right?
**[11:50] ---**
I can tell...
**[11:51] ---**
I'd prefer to be thought of as a law-abiding citizen.
**[11:55] ---**
This isn't like you.
**[11:56] ---**
What happened to your normal, hotshot attitude?
**[11:59] ---**
The great mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma—
**[12:01] ---**
How can I act like that right now?!
**[12:03] ---**
Mad scientist?
**[12:06] ---**
Hououin Kyouma?
**[12:07] ---**
It's all crap!
**[12:09] ---**
I made it all up!
**[12:11] ---**
You didn't know?
**[12:15] ---**
I knew within five seconds of meeting you.
**[12:20] ---**
Did you time leap again?
**[12:25] ---**
What happened?
**[12:27] ---**
I've helped you with everything so far, haven't I?
**[12:30] ---**
Don't hold back now.
**[12:32] ---**
We've made it this far by
thinking things through together, right?
**[12:36] ---**
This far, huh?
**[12:41] ---**
Suzuha and Feyris...
**[12:42] ---**
Rukako...
**[12:44] ---**
To come this far,
**[12:46] ---**
I sacrificed the things they loved the most.
**[12:48] ---**
And now, this is how it ends?
**[12:52] ---**
What do you mean?
**[12:54] ---**
Why?
**[12:56] ---**
Okabe!
**[13:02] ---**
Okabe, you were crying back there...
**[13:08] ---**
Hashida was concerned, too.
**[13:10] ---**
He thought maybe you had a bad dream.
**[13:14] ---**
Tell me.
**[13:18] ---**
I want to help you!
**[13:28] ---**
July 28th...
**[13:32] ---**
Mayuri and I went to
Dr. Nakabachi's press conference.
**[13:36] ---**
There...
**[13:38] ---**
There, I saw Makise Kurise collapsed
after being stabbed by someone,
**[13:42] ---**
but I don't know who.
**[13:44] ---**
I sent a text to Daru's cell phone,
**[13:46] ---**
which was connected to the Phone Microwave.
**[13:48] ---**
The first D-mail.
**[13:50] ---**
The message that moved us
**[13:52] ---**
from the beta world line to the alpha world line.
**[13:56] ---**
Deleting that message from SERN's database,
**[13:59] ---**
and returning to the beta world line,
**[14:02] ---**
means going back to that world.
**[14:06] ---**
If we return to the beta world line...
**[14:09] ---**
If we undo that first D-mail...
**[14:12] ---**
You will die.
**[14:28] ---**
Answer it.
**[14:32] ---**
Answer it.
**[14:36] ---**
Mayuri?
**[14:37] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:39] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:40] ---**
Hey, Daru-kun told me you were acting odd.
**[14:46] ---**
It's nothing.
**[14:47] ---**
Daru was wrong.
**[14:49] ---**
But...
**[14:52] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:54] ---**
Mayushii's been so busy with Comima,
**[14:56] ---**
she couldn't spend time with you.
**[14:59] ---**
Hey, you used to talk to Mayushii about
all kinds of stuff, didn't you?
**[15:04] ---**
There were four Organization generals,
**[15:07] ---**
Geppu, Sudachi, Seiyuu, and Jakkou?
**[15:10] ---**
Genbu, Suzaku, Seiryuu, Byakko.
**[15:12] ---**
That's right.
**[15:14] ---**
I really liked hearing about those things.
**[15:22] ---**
Hey...
**[15:23] ---**
If Mayushii is ever a burden, tell me, okay?
**[15:27] ---**
I'll leave you alone for now!
**[15:29] ---**
If Mayushii can do anything for you,
**[15:31] ---**
call me right away.
**[15:33] ---**
Mayuri?
**[15:35] ---**
You should go right now.
**[15:37] ---**
From your voice, I can guess what she was saying.
**[15:42] ---**
You should go see her now.
**[15:45] ---**
You won't be able to come up with any answers,
**[15:47] ---**
even if you do stay here, talking with me.
**[15:49] ---**
That's why you were sitting here alone, right?
**[15:53] ---**
Then you should go see Mayuri.
**[15:56] ---**
The only thing that will happen if you
stay and worry is that you'll hurt my pride.
**[16:01] ---**
I'll be going!
**[16:12] ---**
This is Mayushii. I can't answer the phone right now!
**[16:20] ---**
It's me.
**[16:21] ---**
One of the cosplayers said Mayushii left a while ago.
**[16:25] ---**
I see.
**[16:48] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[16:50] ---**
You came to see me because it's Obon.
Right, Granny?
**[16:55] ---**
I've only been having scary dreams lately.
**[17:00] ---**
In the dreams, terrible things happen to Mayushii.
**[17:05] ---**
She gets shot with a pistol,
**[17:08] ---**
or she's in a car accident or run over by a train.
**[17:12] ---**
And everything seems like it really happened.
**[17:15] ---**
It's scary, and it hurts...
**[17:17] ---**
And it's sad...
**[17:19] ---**
I try to scream for help, as loud as I can,
**[17:23] ---**
but I can't.
**[17:26] ---**
Why do I have these dreams?
**[17:31] ---**
And at the end of the dreams,
**[17:34] ---**
Okarin always comes to save me.
**[17:37] ---**
Mayushii says, "Thank you, Okarin!"
**[17:41] ---**
But he doesn't hear her...
**[17:46] ---**
He holds Mayushii, and he looks sad.
**[17:51] ---**
And he never cries,
but you can tell he really wants to.
**[17:56] ---**
So Mayushii says, "I'm sorry."
But he doesn't hear her.
**[18:01] ---**
And then I wake up.
**[18:07] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:08] ---**
I'll talk about something fun.
**[18:10] ---**
Lately, there are lots of new lab members!
**[18:13] ---**
Kurisu-chan...
**[18:15] ---**
And Moeka-san,
**[18:16] ---**
and Ruka-kun, and Feyris-chan!
**[18:18] ---**
And Suzu-san!
**[18:20] ---**
At first, it was just the two of us...
**[18:23] ---**
Kurisu-chan is super-smart.
**[18:26] ---**
And she talks about all these
really hard things with Okarin.
**[18:29] ---**
It's so much fun...
**[18:31] ---**
Okarin looks happy that he gets to talk so much.
**[18:37] ---**
But you know, sometimes I remember...
**[18:42] ---**
The first time Mayushii went to the lab.
**[18:47] ---**
It was the beginning of spring, but it was snowing.
**[18:52] ---**
When I went to the lab after school,
**[18:54] ---**
Okarin wasn't there.
**[18:56] ---**
While I was cleaning up the room, he came in.
**[19:01] ---**
And I said, "Welcome back!"
**[19:03] ---**
And he didn't say, "I'm back."
**[19:06] ---**
He said, "Good work."
**[19:09] ---**
And then, every day after that, I'd go there
**[19:12] ---**
for about two hours, and we'd barely talk.
**[19:15] ---**
It wasn't bad. We were simply there together.
**[19:21] ---**
Time passed so slowly, and it was nice.
**[19:27] ---**
Mayushii thought she really was like a hostage!
**[19:31] ---**
*Did something good happen?*
**[19:34] ---**
*Yup!*
**[19:35] ---**
*Nothing good happened, but it was good anyway.*
**[19:38] ---**
*I understand... You saw some kind of illusion.*
**[19:41] ---**
*It may be an attack by
Organization General Illusion Conductor.*
**[19:46] ---**
*I see...*
**[19:48] ---**
*Then I'll have to be careful!*
**[19:50] ---**
*But I bet that Illusion Contactor...*
**[19:52] ---**
*Conductor.*
**[19:54] ---**
*I don't think he's a bad person!*
**[20:00] ---**
Lately, I haven't spent much time
talking with Okarin.
**[20:06] ---**
It used to be that when I saw him,
**[20:08] ---**
I could tell what he was thinking.
**[20:11] ---**
But recently, I can't.
**[20:15] ---**
Except...
**[20:17] ---**
He looks like he's really suffering...
**[20:19] ---**
Like he's always about to cry.
**[20:24] ---**
And I know he's thinking about me.
**[20:30] ---**
I don't want to be a burden to him...
**[20:34] ---**
I'm sorry! I was talking about
something sad again!
**[20:37] ---**
Maybe Mayushii's been lonely lately.
**[20:43] ---**
Granny, I can't stay this way forever.
**[20:50] ---**
You can.
**[20:57] ---**
It's Okarin!
**[21:02] ---**
How did you know I was here?
**[21:05] ---**
I always know where my hostage is.
**[21:09] ---**
So you can't ever escape from me.
**[21:12] ---**
Not ever.
**[21:14] ---**
You shouldn't force yourself.
**[21:20] ---**
I, Hououin Kyouma,
**[21:22] ---**
am not so weak that I need you
to worry about me.
**[21:27] ---**
When the time comes that I can,
**[21:29] ---**
I'll tell you everything.
**[21:32] ---**
Okay.
**[21:33] ---**
We're going home.
**[21:35] ---**
But before that...
**[21:36] ---**
I know.
**[21:37] ---**
You want to get another Upa gatchapon, right?
# E22 - Being Meltdown
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NQ4NN06/being-meltdown)
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**[00:01] ---**
If we return to the beta world line...
**[00:03] ---**
If we undo that first D-mail...
***SIGN*** Being Meltdown
**[00:06] ---**
You will die.
**[01:46] ---**
So, there you are.
**[01:49] ---**
If you keep lying there, you'll get heatstroke.
**[01:52] ---**
You sleep on the roof of the lab
all the time, don't you?
**[01:56] ---**
Besides, it's cloudy now.
**[01:58] ---**
Did you see Mayuri?
**[02:00] ---**
Hashida said he couldn't find her at Comima...
**[02:02] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:04] ---**
I met up with her after that.
**[02:07] ---**
I see.
**[02:12] ---**
Hey, Okabe...
**[02:14] ---**
What?
**[02:23] ---**
All right.
**[02:28] ---**
Hey.
**[02:31] ---**
It's raining.
**[02:38] ---**
WTF?!
**[02:46] ---**
Why didn't you warn me earlier?
**[02:48] ---**
I'm soaked, down to my underwear...
**[02:51] ---**
I did tell you.
**[02:52] ---**
It's your fault, Christina, for not listen—
**[03:00] ---**
Y-You pervert!
**[03:02] ---**
I wasn't trying to look...
**[03:05] ---**
And it's your fault for wearing such thin clothes.
**[03:08] ---**
I'd forgotten you were such a pervert.
**[03:10] ---**
Who'd want to see your stick figure in the nude...
**[03:13] ---**
One more word, and I turn
your neocortex into a flower pot!
**[03:17] ---**
What kind of threat is that?
**[03:18] ---**
Stay away from me!
**[03:21] ---**
What's that?
**[03:24] ---**
I got scratched somewhere,
when I was looking for you...
**[03:27] ---**
Klutz!
**[03:29] ---**
I'm classified as a "mad scientist"...
**[03:31] ---**
Right, right!
**[03:32] ---**
You're so much trouble...
**[03:34] ---**
Hand that over.
**[03:35] ---**
I have a sewing kit on me.
**[03:37] ---**
I'll fix it up.
**[03:39] ---**
A sewing kit?
**[03:40] ---**
I consider myself more family-oriented
**[03:42] ---**
than most people.
**[03:44] ---**
Take it off.
**[03:47] ---**
Just to be clear,
**[03:49] ---**
it's dark, so don't expect too much.
**[03:52] ---**
And you can look forward to finding out,
after we leave, what color thread I used.
**[03:56] ---**
Black, red, pink...
**[03:58] ---**
You have a 33% chance of each one.
**[04:01] ---**
I'll just pray it isn't pink.
**[04:03] ---**
Stay back.
**[04:05] ---**
Don't worry.
**[04:06] ---**
I'm not interested in that stick figure of yours...
**[04:07] ---**
I told you... A flower pot!
**[04:12] ---**
Jeez...
**[04:14] ---**
Where did you have to go,
to rip your clothes like this?
**[04:18] ---**
Today, I went to the lab,
**[04:21] ---**
the laundry,
**[04:22] ---**
a walk.
**[04:24] ---**
And then to your hotel.
**[04:27] ---**
The hotel? You stopped by?
**[04:30] ---**
It's your fault.
**[04:32] ---**
You wouldn't answer my messages.
**[04:34] ---**
You weren't picking up your phone.
**[04:36] ---**
Were you worried about me...
**[04:38] ---**
As head of the lab,
it's my job to keep track of my assistant.
**[04:47] ---**
It isn't done yet?
**[04:48] ---**
Almost...
**[04:50] ---**
Here!
**[04:51] ---**
That's cold. Hey!
**[04:52] ---**
Just put it on.
**[04:53] ---**
I'm not interested in the stick figure
of a nude mad scientist.
**[05:07] ---**
It was probably around here, right?
**[05:14] ---**
The place I was stabbed...
**[05:20] ---**
How did you know?
**[05:22] ---**
The pain and despair were too real for a dream.
**[05:30] ---**
Kurisu. You can't mean...
**[05:34] ---**
I have hazy memories inside.
**[05:39] ---**
Weak, almost nonexistent memories...
**[05:44] ---**
Not just of being stabbed.
**[05:47] ---**
I remember you, too... hazily...
**[05:52] ---**
How desperate you were to save Mayuri.
**[05:55] ---**
How you kept pressing forward,
**[05:57] ---**
even hurt and all alone.
**[06:00] ---**
You haven't made it back to your original world,
**[06:03] ---**
but you've kept going,
**[06:05] ---**
kept calling her name,
**[06:08] ---**
kept crying...
**[06:11] ---**
Kept trying to save her.
**[06:14] ---**
Every time I see that face,
**[06:16] ---**
I think about how important she is to you...
**[06:20] ---**
And about whether it's possible for someone
**[06:25] ---**
to truly care for another person that much...
**[06:32] ---**
That's why I wanted to work with you.
**[06:36] ---**
That's why I wanted to help you.
**[06:44] ---**
Okabe, save Mayuri.
**[06:50] ---**
You must save her.
**[06:55] ---**
If we go to the beta world line, you'll die!
**[07:04] ---**
But it's the only way...
**[07:08] ---**
You know that better than anyone, right?
**[07:11] ---**
There's only one option.
**[07:13] ---**
You!
**[07:15] ---**
You're telling me to abandon you?
**[07:16] ---**
Is there another way?
**[07:21] ---**
I've been thinking about the following since yesterday...
**[07:24] ---**
"Isn't there some other way?"
**[07:27] ---**
"Isn't there something else we can do?"
**[07:30] ---**
But this time, I can't come up with anything...
**[07:35] ---**
Except going to the beta world line.
**[07:46] ---**
Okabe!
**[07:48] ---**
I refuse to accept this...
**[07:51] ---**
I won't give up!
**[07:54] ---**
*I can't...*
**[07:56] ---**
*I can't abandon Kurisu.*
**[07:58] ---**
*I can't let her die and then keep living.*
**[08:01] ---**
*What would the point of that be?*
**[08:04] ---**
*I...*
**[08:06] ---**
*I...*
**[08:23] ---**
You can run away...
**[08:25] ---**
You can run away, but that'll just make it worse!
**[08:30] ---**
Shut up!
**[08:33] ---**
No matter how many times you time leap,
**[08:35] ---**
you can't get past the 1% barrier!
**[08:37] ---**
We don't know until we try!
**[08:39] ---**
You'll just see Mayuri die!
**[08:42] ---**
Again...
**[08:45] ---**
It'll destroy you.
**[08:46] ---**
It won't...
**[08:50] ---**
How many times do you think I've watched her die?
**[08:54] ---**
I've seen it again...
**[08:57] ---**
And again and again and again
**[09:00] ---**
and again and again...
**[09:03] ---**
It won't destroy me...
The number of times I see it doesn't matter!
**[09:12] ---**
Do you hear what you're saying?
**[09:14] ---**
Mayuri's going to suffer and die...
**[09:18] ---**
How can you say it doesn't matter?
**[09:21] ---**
If that doesn't affect you,
**[09:24] ---**
then your heart's already broken...
**[09:29] ---**
Just stop...
**[09:31] ---**
Or it really will break you.
**[09:35] ---**
I know.
**[09:37] ---**
I noticed it long ago.
**[09:40] ---**
No matter how many times Mayuri died,
I stopped being surprised.
**[09:44] ---**
I'd gone numb without even knowing it.
**[09:49] ---**
Sometimes, I even waited before time leaping,
just to see when she'd die.
**[09:54] ---**
At some point,
**[09:55] ---**
it just stopped affecting me.
**[10:00] ---**
Somewhere inside, I was calmly telling myself
that I could do it over...
**[10:14] ---**
Save her...
**[10:16] ---**
If you don't, it will destroy you.
**[10:20] ---**
If you let her die, you'll regret it... I'm certain!
**[10:24] ---**
You and I have come this far,
from the single wish to save her!
**[10:29] ---**
If we stop, we'll always regret it.
**[10:33] ---**
But if we save her...
**[10:35] ---**
You'll...
**[10:36] ---**
I'll just go back!
**[10:37] ---**
To the first world line, before the D-mail was sent!
**[10:40] ---**
That's what's best for me...
**[10:42] ---**
And it's what's best for you!
**[10:51] ---**
*How many times have we fought,
over these past twenty days?*
**[10:56] ---**
*We've made fun of each other.*
**[10:59] ---**
*We've talked about our problems.*
**[11:02] ---**
*When my back was against the wall,
I turned to Kurisu.*
**[11:05] ---**
*Kurisu was the one who listened to me,*
**[11:08] ---**
*who believed me...*
**[11:11] ---**
*At eighteen, a genius with a
published academic paper.*
**[11:15] ---**
*Always calm, always strong-willed.*
**[11:18] ---**
*Always so proud and nosy.*
**[11:21] ---**
*But always so kind and honest.*
**[11:23] ---**
*Her theories continually amazed me.*
**[11:28] ---**
*And I remembered everything she said.*
**[11:31] ---**
*Watched everything she did...*
**[11:36] ---**
*She wasn't just another lab member.*
**[11:38] ---**
*To me, Makise Kurisu was...*
**[11:49] ---**
I can't save you...
**[11:55] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[12:01] ---**
Thank you.
**[12:03] ---**
For suffering so much for me...
**[12:09] ---**
Why was it you?
**[12:12] ---**
Why you?!
**[12:15] ---**
Hey, what does it mean to change world lines?
**[12:21] ---**
Maybe the second you go to the beta world line,
**[12:25] ---**
you'll just disappear from this world.
**[12:29] ---**
Or maybe you trade places with another Okabe.
**[12:33] ---**
That doesn't matter...
**[12:37] ---**
That's not true.
**[12:39] ---**
I'm not dead.
**[12:40] ---**
Even if I'm dead in the beta world line,
**[12:44] ---**
there's no guarantee that I'm going to die here!
**[12:47] ---**
There could be another me,
**[12:49] ---**
amidst all the other, infinite world lines.
**[12:51] ---**
And our minds are connected and comprise "me."
**[12:56] ---**
Don't you think that'd be wonderful?
**[13:01] ---**
You'd be everywhere, in every time, at once.
**[13:05] ---**
A great love for someone,
**[13:08] ---**
a great belief in something,
**[13:10] ---**
a great desire to pass on something...
**[13:13] ---**
If all those things surpass time itself and create "you,"
**[13:18] ---**
wouldn't that be wonderful?
**[13:21] ---**
So don't think of it as abandoning me.
**[13:26] ---**
Even if the world line changes,
**[13:29] ---**
as long as you don't forget me, I'm there.
**[13:33] ---**
So...
**[13:35] ---**
I will never forget you.
**[13:43] ---**
I won't forget the person I care for most.
**[13:47] ---**
Does that mean...
**[13:49] ---**
It's the truth.
**[13:50] ---**
H-How... It's so sudden...
**[13:53] ---**
I'm in love with you.
**[13:57] ---**
What about you?
**[13:58] ---**
What do you mean?
**[14:00] ---**
I want to hear your response.
**[14:02] ---**
How do you feel about me?
**[14:08] ---**
You want to know?
**[14:10] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:11] ---**
Your face... Close your eyes.
**[14:15] ---**
Why?
**[14:15] ---**
Just do it!
**[14:48] ---**
I-I didn't want to do that, okay?
**[14:51] ---**
But experiences, such as your first kiss,
**[14:55] ---**
that are stored in the hippocampus with your
strong memories are harder to forget.
**[14:59] ---**
So...
**[15:00] ---**
Too bad.
**[15:02] ---**
That wasn't my first kiss.
**[15:05] ---**
You bratty virgin!
**[15:07] ---**
Shut up, virgin.
**[15:09] ---**
My first kiss wasn't at all romantic.
**[15:14] ---**
Anyway...
**[15:16] ---**
That last one only left a weak impression.
**[15:18] ---**
Once more.
**[15:20] ---**
I don't want to forget, not ever.
**[15:22] ---**
So I'll take extra care.
**[15:25] ---**
Well, I guess that's okay.
**[15:27] ---**
Just a kiss, right?
**[15:34] ---**
*Time is passing so quickly...*
**[15:39] ---**
*Right now, I feel like complaining to Einstein.*
**[15:44] ---**
*You know, Okabe...*
**[15:45] ---**
*Whether time is slow or fast*
**[15:48] ---**
*depends on perception.*
**[15:52] ---**
*Relativity theory is so romantic.*
**[15:57] ---**
*And so sad.*
**[16:08] ---**
Goodbye, then.
**[16:09] ---**
Sure about not saying it to Mayuri and Daru?
**[16:11] ---**
Everyone seeing me off would just make it worse.
**[16:14] ---**
If it's only you,
**[16:16] ---**
I can leave Japan without any hesitation.
**[16:20] ---**
That was a joke.
**[16:23] ---**
It's a present.
**[16:24] ---**
Take it.
**[16:27] ---**
I don't want this...
**[16:28] ---**
I upgraded it to version 2.67.
**[16:32] ---**
What a pain.
**[16:34] ---**
But I'll take it anyway.
**[16:38] ---**
Bye.
**[16:45] ---**
Kurisu!
**[16:45] ---**
Right...
**[16:48] ---**
This is for you!
**[16:57] ---**
Where were you throwing that?
**[16:59] ---**
Go get it.
**[17:01] ---**
Jeez...
**[17:26] ---**
*Okabe...*
**[17:27] ---**
*I'm sure, whatever happens, you're going to suffer.*
**[17:33] ---**
*Only you will remember me,*
**[17:36] ---**
*in a world where no one else does.*
**[17:40] ---**
*More than anyone else, you care for your friends,*
**[17:43] ---**
*so that'll be painful for you.*
**[17:48] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[17:51] ---**
*But somehow, I'm glad you'll have that pain.*
**[17:55] ---**
*Those times when you're sitting around the lab...*
**[17:57] ---**
*When you drink a can of juice...*
**[17:59] ---**
*When you walk around town...*
**[18:02] ---**
*And someday, when you kiss someone.*
**[18:07] ---**
*It doesn't have to be every time...*
**[18:09] ---**
*It can be one time out of a hundred...*
**[18:11] ---**
*But I'd like you to remember me.*
**[18:14] ---**
*Because I'll be there...*
**[18:17] ---**
*I'll be there, beyond the 1% barrier!*
**[18:23] ---**
*Okabe...*
**[18:26] ---**
*Okabe.*
**[18:28] ---**
*Okabe!*
**[18:39] ---**
Oh, man.
**[18:40] ---**
Okarin, I found it.
**[18:42] ---**
This is it...
**[18:43] ---**
This is totally it!
**[18:45] ---**
If we delete this...
**[18:46] ---**
Mission complete.
**[18:49] ---**
Okarin,
**[18:50] ---**
are you okay?
**[18:53] ---**
I'm fine...
**[18:55] ---**
We now begin the final phase of Operation Verdandi!
**[19:00] ---**
Our victory is nigh!
**[19:02] ---**
We have overcome all conspiracies...
**[19:06] ---**
Upholding our ideals to the last.
**[19:08] ---**
And finally, we have fought through
the battle of Ragnarok!
**[19:13] ---**
I thank those who have worked so hard for me,
**[19:17] ---**
to ensure this victory!
**[19:19] ---**
I am grateful to all those I have had to sacrifice...
**[19:24] ---**
What comes now is the world I wished for!
**[19:28] ---**
This is all the choice of Steins Gate!
**[19:33] ---**
The world...
**[19:36] ---**
...will be rebuilt!
**[19:39] ---**
*Kurisu...*
**[19:46] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[19:48] ---**
Okabe!
**[19:56] ---**
Okabe...
**[19:57] ---**
I'm also...
**[19:58] ---**
Kurisu!
**[19:59] ---**
I'm also in...
**[20:18] ---**
Mayuri?
**[20:20] ---**
Who is Lab Member 004?
**[20:22] ---**
004?
**[20:26] ---**
There isn't an 004.
**[20:34] ---**
Now the battle of Ragnarok has ended!
**[20:39] ---**
I, the mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma,
have controlled time itself,
**[20:43] ---**
foiling the Organization and SERN's schemes,
**[20:46] ---**
and bringing about complete victory!
**[20:50] ---**
The world's ruling structure has been reset!
**[20:52] ---**
And a future of chaos awaits!
**[20:55] ---**
This is the choice of Steins Gate!
**[20:59] ---**
Okarin, it's all right.
**[21:03] ---**
What are you saying?
**[21:05] ---**
I've just issued a declaration of victory...
**[21:07] ---**
You don't have to talk like that anymore.
**[21:11] ---**
Mayushii is okay now.
**[21:14] ---**
So you can cry for yourself, Okarin.
**[21:23] ---**
*We no longer need the Phone Microwave.*
**[21:25] ---**
*Because of it, I met Kurisu.*
**[21:30] ---**
*But because of it, so many were hurt...*
**[21:38] ---**
*Just as Hououin Kyouma has died,*
**[21:40] ---**
*the Phone Microwave should die, as well.*
**[21:44] ---**
*Living should mean no do-overs...*
**[21:50] ---**
*This is for the best. Right, Kurisu?*
**[23:00] ---**
Hello?
**[23:01] ---**
Huh? Wh-Who's this?
**[23:04] ---**
Dad?
**[23:06] ---**
What?
**[23:07] ---**
Okarin?
**[23:08] ---**
Okarin, there's a mysterious girl
who wants to talk to you!
**[23:12] ---**
Who is this?
**[23:13] ---**
Please come to the Radio Building's roof immediately!
**[23:16] ---**
Who are you?
**[23:17] ---**
I've come from the year 2036.
**[23:20] ---**
I'm Hashida Itaru's daughter, Amane Suzuha!
**[23:23] ---**
Suzuha?
**[23:25] ---**
Wait!
**[23:26] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[23:28] ---**
Please believe what I'm about to tell you.
**[23:31] ---**
You must stop World War III.
# E23 - Open the Steins Gate
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRMG9JJGR/open-the-steins-gate)
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**[00:06] ---**
World War III.
**[00:09] ---**
By 2036,
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it will have resulted in 5.7 billion casualties worldwide.
**[00:16] ---**
And this is what starts it.
**[00:18] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[00:20] ---**
It's only a model.
**[00:22] ---**
Maybe it transforms or something?
**[00:23] ---**
A time machine.
**[00:26] ---**
Seriously?
**[00:27] ---**
I knew you'd recognize it, Uncle.
**[00:31] ---**
Then that makes this easy.
**[00:33] ---**
Come with me.
**[00:39] ---**
I refuse...
**[00:42] ---**
Okarin?
**[00:43] ---**
I've come here from the alpha world line.
**[00:47] ---**
Over the past three weeks,
**[00:48] ---**
I changed that world line again and again,
**[00:51] ---**
sacrificing Kurisu to return here,
to the beta world line.
**[00:55] ---**
I can't let all of that count for nothing!
**[01:00] ---**
Kurisu-san?
**[01:03] ---**
Kurisu?
**[01:06] ---**
Wasn't that the name of the scientist
**[01:08] ---**
who was stabbed at the Radio Building?
**[01:14] ---**
Okabe Rintarou,
**[01:16] ---**
what if I told you that the way
to avoid World War III
**[01:20] ---**
is to prevent Makise Kurisu's death
**[01:23] ---**
on July 28th, 2010?
**[01:29] ---**
What do you mean?
**[01:31] ---**
I don't know the details.
**[01:33] ---**
But I have one mission...
**[01:36] ---**
To save Makise Kurisu,
**[01:38] ---**
and to go to the one world line unaffected
by the Attractor Field:
**[01:43] ---**
The Steins Gate!
***SIGN*** Open the Steins Gate
**[03:22] ---**
Steins Gate?
**[03:24] ---**
The architects of this plan were
**[03:26] ---**
my father and your future self.
**[03:30] ---**
None of it is anything more than a hypothesis.
**[03:32] ---**
It's possible the theory is wrong,
**[03:36] ---**
and there is no Steins Gate world line.
**[03:40] ---**
But I'm going anyway.
**[03:43] ---**
I'll bet on the chance that
a bright future's waiting for me.
**[03:48] ---**
If you're coming with me,
**[03:51] ---**
then take my hand.
**[04:01] ---**
Um,
**[04:02] ---**
Mayushii didn't really understand any of that.
**[04:06] ---**
But if this person,
**[04:09] ---**
this Kurisu-san, is important to you,
**[04:15] ---**
shouldn't you try to help them?
**[04:17] ---**
World War III sounds too much
like one of your fantasies.
**[04:22] ---**
No one else could handle it.
**[04:28] ---**
I don't care about 5.7 billion people in the future.
**[04:32] ---**
But...
**[04:37] ---**
Thank you.
**[04:40] ---**
Board now.
**[04:41] ---**
Two people can get in it?
**[04:43] ---**
Of course!
**[04:44] ---**
This is my father's masterpiece.
**[04:53] ---**
Okarin!
**[04:55] ---**
Leave your phone.
**[04:57] ---**
It might get crossed with your
phone in the past.
**[05:02] ---**
I'll return.
**[05:08] ---**
Good luck.
**[05:09] ---**
This is a time machine.
**[05:12] ---**
Yeah,
**[05:12] ---**
I stopped in 1975 and 2000.
**[05:16] ---**
It's working fine.
**[05:18] ---**
But it's running out of fuel...
**[05:22] ---**
Wait, it can go from past to future?
**[05:25] ---**
Of course it can.
**[05:27] ---**
It's a time machine.
**[05:28] ---**
*I see...*
**[05:30] ---**
*Is that because we're in a different world line now?*
**[05:33] ---**
Sit down.
**[05:35] ---**
We'll head to just before noon, on July 28th.
**[05:39] ---**
We can't change location,
**[05:40] ---**
so if we arrive too early, it'll spread
panic at the Radio Building,
**[05:43] ---**
possibly affecting Makise Kurisu's actions.
**[05:46] ---**
Your first time, the Gs are pretty tough.
**[05:49] ---**
Get ready.
**[06:01] ---**
Okarin...
**[06:07] ---**
What is this?
**[06:08] ---**
These always show up.
**[06:10] ---**
I guess they're like fragments of time.
**[06:11] ---**
Pretty, huh?
**[06:18] ---**
Let's go!
**[06:20] ---**
W-Wait.
**[06:22] ---**
I think I'm going to throw up...
**[06:24] ---**
You're a wimp...
**[06:26] ---**
Hurry!
**[06:31] ---**
Don't let your other self encounter you.
**[06:34] ---**
It'll cause a serious time paradox.
**[06:37] ---**
How long until her stabbing?
**[06:39] ---**
Twenty minutes or so, I guess.
**[06:42] ---**
I'll ready the time machine.
**[06:45] ---**
You protect her, Uncle.
**[06:47] ---**
Stop calling me that.
**[06:50] ---**
*July 28th.*
**[06:52] ---**
*The day I saw Kurisu lying in a pool of blood,*
**[06:55] ---**
*I'd come with Mayuri to see*
**[06:57] ---**
*Professor Nakabachi's press conference.*
**[06:59] ---**
*I heard a noise on the roof.*
**[07:14] ---**
*That's right. After this, Mayuri goes
to the 7th-floor Upa machines.*
**[07:18] ---**
*Oh, no!*
**[07:19] ---**
You called me here for this?
**[07:23] ---**
There aren't many left of this series,
and Mayushii's...
**[07:26] ---**
*Oh well.*
**[07:28] ---**
*I'll take the back stairs to the 8th floor.*
**[07:31] ---**
It's a metal... A metal Upa!
**[07:34] ---**
Is it rare?
**[07:35] ---**
Really!
**[07:37] ---**
*If I make it here...*
**[07:43] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:44] ---**
K-Kurisu?
**[07:48] ---**
H-How do you know my name?
**[07:50] ---**
*Kurisu is alive...*
**[07:53] ---**
Have we met somewhere?
**[07:56] ---**
Kurisu...
**[07:57] ---**
Are you listening...
**[08:01] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:03] ---**
Answer me.
**[08:10] ---**
I... You...
**[08:14] ---**
Professor Nakabachi's press conference
**[08:16] ---**
will now begin in the 8th Floor Hall.
**[08:20] ---**
Wait!
**[08:21] ---**
Wait!
**[08:25] ---**
In the handouts, you can read about
the time machine's basic design.
**[08:31] ---**
I will use this conference as an opportunity
to discuss the fundamental theory behind it.
***SIGN*** Professor Nakabachi
**[08:37] ---**
The operation notes said that
you'd be able to identify Makise Kurisu.
**[08:42] ---**
Can you do it?
**[08:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:44] ---**
Also, it's dangerous to take her outside.
**[08:48] ---**
If we can't find out who stabbed her,
**[08:51] ---**
then it's very likely that the
world line will converge to her death.
**[08:54] ---**
The same as with Mayuri?
**[08:56] ---**
Doctor!
**[08:59] ---**
What is it?
**[09:00] ---**
You know exactly what!
**[09:02] ---**
What is this "time machine theory" of yours?
**[09:04] ---**
Kerr Black Holes?
**[09:05] ---**
World lines?
**[09:06] ---**
You stole all this from John Titor!
**[09:09] ---**
*Kurisu will be stabbed right here soon.*
**[09:13] ---**
*Is she really going to be here?*
**[09:16] ---**
*Wait! Maybe she was stabbed elsewhere
and brought here.*
**[09:19] ---**
*Yeah... That's possible!*
**[09:28] ---**
*Kurisu?*
**[09:31] ---**
*So, it does happen here.*
**[09:35] ---**
*What's she reading?*
**[09:38] ---**
*A time machine?*
**[09:40] ---**
*Is that why she's the key to changing world lines?*
**[09:45] ---**
Stupid kid.
**[09:50] ---**
What do you want?
**[09:51] ---**
Daddy, I wanted you to read this.
**[09:54] ---**
*Daddy?*
**[09:59] ---**
*Professor Nakabachi?*
**[10:00] ---**
You contacted me for the first time in seven years.
**[10:03] ---**
You asked me to come to
your press conference, right?
**[10:06] ---**
That was my inspiration...
**[10:07] ---**
*Wait, so Kurisu's dad is...*
**[10:08] ---**
So I thought I could use it to theorize a time machine.
**[10:14] ---**
I wanted to hear your theories.
**[10:18] ---**
If this is accepted, you can use it
**[10:21] ---**
to show everyone who kicked you out of academia...
**[10:22] ---**
I wasn't kicked out!
**[10:25] ---**
I got sick of them and left.
**[10:28] ---**
Sorry...
**[10:31] ---**
It's not bad.
**[10:33] ---**
Really?
**[10:34] ---**
If you're okay with it,
**[10:37] ---**
I thought we could put both
our names on the paper.
**[10:40] ---**
Because you inspired me...
**[10:41] ---**
Don't be stupid.
**[10:43] ---**
Leave!
**[10:45] ---**
I'll publish this paper under my name.
**[10:49] ---**
Wait!
**[10:50] ---**
You wouldn't steal it, right, Daddy?
**[10:52] ---**
I thought, no matter what, you'd never do that...
**[10:55] ---**
Shut up!
**[11:00] ---**
How dare you call it stealing!
**[11:04] ---**
Why are you so smart?
**[11:08] ---**
A girl shouldn't be smarter than her father!
**[11:11] ---**
If it weren't for you, I'd have been smart, too!
**[11:15] ---**
If it weren't for you...
**[11:17] ---**
I...
**[11:25] ---**
You're that kid from earlier.
**[11:29] ---**
So that's it?
**[11:31] ---**
You were plotting to ruin
my conference together, right?
**[11:38] ---**
I see...
**[11:41] ---**
So that's it.
**[11:43] ---**
Daddy!
**[11:45] ---**
*I'll protect her!*
**[11:50] ---**
How dare you insult me?
**[12:00] ---**
Why, you...
**[12:05] ---**
Stop it, Daddy!
**[12:06] ---**
Please!
**[12:09] ---**
Don't even speak to me!
**[12:11] ---**
Oh no!
**[12:17] ---**
What do you know?
**[12:19] ---**
You don't know how I feel.
**[12:21] ---**
You don't know how I've been humiliated...
**[12:24] ---**
The hell I've been through!
**[12:27] ---**
If it weren't for you...
**[12:29] ---**
Don't...
**[12:30] ---**
If it weren't for you...
**[12:34] ---**
Don't do it!
**[12:44] ---**
Kurisu...
**[12:49] ---**
K-Kurisu!
**[12:54] ---**
Fools.
**[12:56] ---**
This is the perfect end for you.
**[13:02] ---**
I'm sorry for involving you...
**[13:06] ---**
Why?
**[13:07] ---**
Because he's my dad.
**[13:10] ---**
I wanted him to accept me.
**[13:13] ---**
That's all.
**[13:14] ---**
Kurisu...
**[13:18] ---**
I'm scared...
**[13:23] ---**
I... I don't want to die.
**[13:29] ---**
I don't want to die.
**[13:32] ---**
I don't...
**[13:37] ---**
Kurisu...
**[13:40] ---**
Kurisu!
**[13:57] ---**
They're back already!
**[14:01] ---**
Okarin!
**[14:04] ---**
I killed Kurisu. I killed Kurisu. I killed Kurisu.
**[14:05] ---**
Okarin, that blood...
**[14:07] ---**
It's all right.
**[14:08] ---**
It's not his.
**[14:12] ---**
I was the one who killed Kurisu...
**[14:15] ---**
I was the one who killed Kurisu...
**[14:18] ---**
I was the one who killed Kurisu...
**[14:21] ---**
Okarin?
**[14:22] ---**
I know it hurts, but you can't give up yet.
**[14:26] ---**
We have enough fuel to go back once more...
**[14:29] ---**
Shut up!
**[14:31] ---**
It'll just be the same!
**[14:33] ---**
The Attractor Field convergence will
kill her all over again.
**[14:41] ---**
It's your phone.
**[14:42] ---**
A message?
**[14:44] ---**
Open it.
**[14:45] ---**
But...
**[14:45] ---**
Just do it.
**[14:49] [Messenger] ---**
Turn on the TV.
**[14:50] ---**
Turn on the TV?
**[14:52] ---**
The TV?
**[14:56] [Messenger] ---**
Mysterious Fire in Cargo Bay
Professor Nakabachi Defects to Russia
**[14:57] ---**
The plane carrying Professor Nakabachi
made it to Russia,
**[15:01] ---**
despite a mysterious cargo bay fire.
**[15:05] ---**
We were very fortunate.
**[15:07] ---**
If this hadn't triggered the metal detector,
***SIGN*** Mayushii
**[15:09] ---**
the paper would have gone up.
**[15:13] ---**
W-what?
**[15:13] ---**
That's Mayushii's metal Upa!
**[15:15] ---**
Look. It has Mayushii's name on it!
**[15:19] ---**
She's right.
**[15:20] ---**
But what's it doing in Russia?
**[15:23] ---**
That paper is the start of everything.
**[15:27] ---**
Next comes the international,
time machine arms race.
**[15:32] ---**
To rule time is to rule the world.
**[15:37] ---**
And that begins a world war.
**[15:43] ---**
5.7 billion lives are at stake.
**[15:46] ---**
Save Makise Kurisu, and change this world line!
**[15:50] ---**
It's impossible...
**[15:52] ---**
It's just like with Mayuri.
**[15:55] ---**
No matter what I do, it'll end up the same.
**[15:59] ---**
Kurisu will die.
**[16:00] ---**
How can you say that after only one time?
**[16:03] ---**
One time?!
**[16:05] ---**
It's more than that...
**[16:06] ---**
How many times...
**[16:08] ---**
How many times do you think I've failed?!
**[16:12] ---**
I can tell...
**[16:14] ---**
How insane this time loop is...
**[16:18] ---**
What a cruel fate it has in store...
**[16:23] ---**
I knew this...
**[16:26] ---**
I knew this would happen.
**[16:28] ---**
I'm tired.
**[16:31] ---**
I'm so tired...
**[16:40] ---**
You're not the kind of person to quit halfway.
**[16:43] ---**
Mayushii knows this!
**[16:46] ---**
You're not the kind of person to ever give up.
**[16:49] ---**
Even when Mayushii couldn't
say goodbye to her grandmother,
**[16:53] ---**
you never stopped going to her grave.
**[16:56] ---**
That's why I could say goodbye.
**[16:59] ---**
That's why I got better!
**[17:03] ---**
So don't give up.
**[17:11] ---**
You should have received a video file on July 28th.
**[17:19] ---**
*July 28th...*
**[17:22] ---**
You should be able to watch it,
**[17:23] ---**
now that you've failed once
to rescue Makise Kurisu.
**[17:28] ---**
What do you mean?
**[17:29] ---**
I'm sorry I lied to you.
**[17:31] ---**
The plan called for you to fail once.
**[17:34] ---**
So that you would see this.
**[17:42] ---**
What is this?
**[17:43] ---**
Nice to meet you, myself fifteen years ago.
**[17:48] ---**
It's Okarin!
**[17:51] ---**
If you've opened this message,
**[17:54] ---**
then you've failed to rescue Kurisu.
**[17:58] ---**
It must have been painful.
**[18:01] ---**
But that pain gave rise to my obsession.
**[18:05] ---**
So it had to happen.
**[18:10] ---**
You might say it was a part of the preparation.
**[18:14] ---**
Now we can begin the plan for real.
**[18:17] ---**
The plan to save Makise Kurisu,
**[18:19] ---**
and enter Steins Gate.
**[18:22] ---**
We have two objectives.
**[18:24] ---**
First, to destroy the paper on time machines,
**[18:29] ---**
which Professor Nakabachi took to Russia.
**[18:32] ---**
Second, to save Makise Kurisu.
**[18:36] ---**
If I could do that...
**[18:37] ---**
But avoiding her death and
changing the past are impossible
**[18:43] ---**
because of the Attractor Field convergence.
**[18:46] ---**
Right?
**[18:47] ---**
I'll be as clear as possible.
**[18:49] ---**
Saving Makise Kurisu is possible.
**[18:51] ---**
You're just approaching it the wrong way.
**[18:54] ---**
Listen well.
**[18:56] ---**
You must not change the past,
once it's been established.
**[18:59] ---**
You must not undo what you saw that day.
**[19:04] ---**
If you do either, the past will change,
and all will be lost.
**[19:10] ---**
Remember your experiences
in the alpha world line.
**[19:14] ---**
It was only three weeks,
**[19:16] ---**
but you should have memories
of your time with Makise Kurisu.
**[19:20] ---**
Of all you and she sacrificed to save Mayuri.
**[19:26] ---**
Of everything that happened.
**[19:31] ---**
You must not waste those three weeks.
**[19:37] ---**
You must not undo them.
**[19:40] ---**
The only reason you wish so desperately to save her
**[19:43] ---**
is because of the world lines you experienced.
**[19:47] ---**
And it's the sole reason
**[19:49] ---**
I devoted my life to developing a time machine.
**[19:52] ---**
The reason you've managed to get
**[19:55] ---**
as far as you have is that
we both want to save Kurisu.
**[20:00] ---**
So you must deceive your other self.
**[20:05] ---**
Save her without changing the past where she died.
**[20:08] ---**
Make your past self
**[20:10] ---**
mistake a living Kurisu for a dead one.
**[20:13] ---**
If you do, the past won't change.
**[20:17] ---**
I get it...
**[20:19] ---**
What does he mean?
**[20:20] ---**
Okarin, do you know?
**[20:22] ---**
I know you'll understand me.
**[20:24] ---**
By the way, the time machine's ID is C204.
**[20:28] ---**
I'm sure you know what that stands for.
**[20:32] ---**
Christina...
**[20:34] ---**
And I was the one who named
the target world line Steins Gate.
**[20:40] ---**
You know why I named it that.
**[20:45] ---**
It doesn't really mean anything.
**[20:48] ---**
Right?
**[20:52] ---**
I will now explain the parameters
**[20:54] ---**
of the final mission, Operation Skuld.
**[20:57] ---**
Change the result without changing
the established past.
**[21:01] ---**
The past consists of Makise Kurisu,
lying in a bloody pool,
**[21:04] ---**
and Okabe Rintarou seeing her there.
**[21:07] ---**
Change the past without changing that.
**[21:11] ---**
Deceive your other self.
**[21:13] ---**
Deceive the world.
**[21:16] ---**
That is what you must do to reach Steins Gate.
**[21:22] ---**
Good luck.
**[21:24] ---**
El Psy Congroo.
**[21:30] ---**
What was that?
**[21:32] ---**
Was that you, fifteen years from now?
**[21:35] ---**
The voice was so deep!
**[21:45] ---**
Operation Skuld?
**[21:47] ---**
El Psy Congroo?
**[21:50] ---**
I still talk like that when I'm thirty-three years old?
**[21:55] ---**
I sound like an otaku who's read
too many bad light novels.
**[21:59] ---**
Okarin?
**[22:01] ---**
I'll do it.
**[22:04] ---**
If that is the choice of Steins Gate.
**[22:08] ---**
I am the mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma!
**[22:13] ---**
Deceiving the world is nothing to me!
**[22:21] ---**
He's back to the usual Okarin.
**[22:23] ---**
But Mayushii likes Okarin better
when he's like this.
**[22:28] ---**
I'll say it once more.
**[22:30] ---**
I am the mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma...
**[22:40] ---**
And the world is in the palm of my hand!
# E24 - Achievement Point
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR3V200W6/achievement-point)
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**[00:00] ---**
I will now explain the parameters
**[00:02] ---**
of the final mission, Operation Skuld.
**[00:05] ---**
Change the result without changing
the established past.
**[00:09] ---**
The past consists of Makise Kurisu,
lying in a bloody pool,
**[00:11] ---**
and Okabe Rintarou seeing her there.
**[00:13] ---**
Change the past without changing that.
**[00:22] ---**
Dad, pass me that screwdriver.
**[00:25] ---**
Why are you calling me "Dad"?
**[00:26] ---**
Just do it...
**[00:29] ---**
As I thought. We only get one more trip.
**[00:33] ---**
We don't have enough fuel for more than
one trip to the past and back.
**[00:37] ---**
So you won't be able to return to the future?
**[00:41] ---**
I never planned to.
**[00:45] ---**
By changing the world line here,
**[00:47] ---**
thus changing the future, I won't need to go back.
**[00:51] ---**
But...
**[00:54] ---**
If I fail to change it, I'll have to stay here...
**[01:00] ---**
Regretting it, forever.
**[01:07] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[01:12] ---**
Uncle...
**[01:13] ---**
I'm not your uncle.
**[01:16] ---**
I am Hououin Kyouma, mad scientist,
**[01:21] ---**
and the man who will destroy
the world's ruling structure.
**[01:24] ---**
Failure is not an option...
**[01:32] ---**
Got it. I believe you.
**[01:36] ---**
We commence Operation Skuld...
**[01:39] ---**
The time is now!
**[03:13] ---**
Where is it?
**[03:14] ---**
I know it was around here somewhere...
***SIGN*** Achievement Point
**[03:18] ---**
He made me LOL when he said, "The time is now,"
**[03:21] ---**
but immediately had to run to the lab
because he forgot something.
**[03:25] ---**
Hurry up!
**[03:27] ---**
We can't leave the time machine
there for too long...
**[03:39] ---**
The Cyalume Saber?
**[03:41] ---**
What are you going to do with that?
**[03:44] ---**
The sticky red liquid of its core is the key.
**[03:47] ---**
Huh? I didn't know that was there.
**[03:49] ---**
I understand.
**[03:50] ---**
You plan to substitute it for Makise Kurisu's blood.
**[03:54] ---**
Exactly.
**[03:55] ---**
On July 28th, if I see
**[03:57] ---**
an unconscious Christina, lying in a pool of blood,
**[04:01] ---**
the past won't change.
**[04:04] ---**
That is the idea behind Operation Skuld.
**[04:07] ---**
I guess it makes sense, but...
**[04:10] ---**
Doesn't it seem a little too easy?
**[04:12] ---**
Future Okarin sounded like a
larger secret was at work here.
**[04:20] ---**
Hououin Kyouma speaks ever more dramatically,
**[04:24] ---**
when a plan is simple.
**[04:27] ---**
The fool...
**[04:28] ---**
I see through his schemes!
**[04:32] ---**
I don't know whether to be impressed or not...
**[04:35] ---**
Mad scientist fail.
**[04:37] ---**
Hey...
**[04:38] ---**
Okarin?
**[04:41] ---**
Did that Kurisu-san person sit here?
**[04:46] ---**
With you?
**[04:47] ---**
Mayuri...
**[04:48] ---**
She'd get really excited and talk to Daru-kun.
**[04:52] ---**
And Mayushii wouldn't really understand,
**[04:54] ---**
but they were having lots of fun.
**[04:56] ---**
And you two fought constantly,
**[05:00] ---**
but really, you were good friends.
**[05:02] ---**
Mayushii, what are you talking about?
**[05:05] ---**
Makise Kurisu is a scientific genius...
**[05:08] ---**
She'd never come to a lab like this.
**[05:10] ---**
It's weird, right?
**[05:12] ---**
Was it a dream?
**[05:15] ---**
Maybe she possesses the Reading Steiner, also?
**[05:18] ---**
No, she doesn't.
**[05:22] ---**
But somewhere inside, she remembers
**[05:26] ---**
what happened in the other world lines.
**[05:28] ---**
Everyone does, somewhere in their hearts.
**[05:32] ---**
Kurisu did everything she could to save Mayuri.
**[05:35] ---**
Mayuri... No, all of us can be here now
**[05:39] ---**
because of Kurisu.
**[05:43] ---**
Hey, Okarin? Do you like Kurisu-san?
**[05:51] ---**
Christina is my assistant, my dear friend,
**[05:56] ---**
and very special to me.
**[06:00] ---**
I understand.
**[06:02] ---**
And she's in love with me, too.
**[06:05] ---**
No way! Okarin gets a real girlfriend?
**[06:08] ---**
Then, you have to save her,
**[06:11] ---**
no matter what.
**[06:15] ---**
You must save her!
**[06:19] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:20] ---**
Yup.
**[06:30] ---**
Be sure to bring her back!
**[06:33] ---**
I will.
**[06:34] ---**
Hey, um... Miss Amane...
**[06:38] ---**
If you're really my daughter,
**[06:41] ---**
who was my bride?
**[06:45] ---**
I'll keep that a secret.
**[06:47] ---**
Again?
**[06:50] ---**
Let's go!
**[07:06] ---**
We've managed to arrive at
exactly the same time as before.
**[07:09] ---**
The rest is up to you.
**[07:11] ---**
Understood.
**[07:12] ---**
Just leave the Cyalume Saber where I asked you to.
**[07:15] ---**
On it.
**[07:18] ---**
*Change the result without changing
the established past...*
**[07:22] ---**
*For that to work...*
**[07:26] ---**
*...this is where I begin.*
**[07:28] ---**
*I don't know the overall effect,*
**[07:30] ---**
*but if I get the metal Upa here,*
**[07:34] ---**
*it diminishes the odds of
any metal ending up in that folder.*
**[07:44] ---**
*I thought so.*
**[07:51] ---**
There aren't many left of this series,
**[07:55] ---**
and Mayushii's out of hundred-yen coins!
**[07:58] ---**
Don't be a spoiled little girl, Mayuri.
**[08:01] ---**
Even if I've known you since we were kids,
I'm not lending you money.
**[08:06] ---**
I'll teach you how harsh life can be...
**[08:18] ---**
It's an Upa!
**[08:20] ---**
Is it rare?
**[08:21] ---**
It's not rare, but isn't it cute?
**[08:26] ---**
*Okay, next...*
**[08:37] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[08:40] ---**
Kurisu.
**[08:42] ---**
How do you know my name?
**[08:45] ---**
Have we met somewhere before?
**[08:48] ---**
Kurisu...
**[08:49] ---**
Are you listening—
**[08:53] ---**
What's wrong with you?
**[08:55] ---**
Answer me.
**[08:58] ---**
I...
**[09:01] ---**
I'm going to save you.
**[09:07] ---**
Professor Nakabachi's press conference
**[09:09] ---**
will now begin in the 8th Floor Hall.
**[09:13] ---**
Wait!
**[09:14] ---**
Wait a second!
**[09:25] ---**
*I never imagined I'd have to
pretend to be myself.*
**[09:40] ---**
*Kurisu picked up the Upa that Mayuri dropped?*
***SIGN*** Mayushii
**[09:45] ---**
*But now that it's no longer metal,*
**[09:48] ---**
*that folder will burn in the airplane accident.*
**[10:01] ---**
*All that's left is getting rid of Nakabachi,*
**[10:04] ---**
*and finding a chance to knock out Kurisu.*
**[10:20] ---**
*The liquid dried up?*
**[10:24] ---**
*That's right!*
**[10:25] ---**
*I haven't used it for such a long time,*
**[10:28] ---**
*air got in and dried out the liquid...*
**[10:31] ---**
What do you want?
**[10:32] ---**
Daddy, I wanted you to read this.
**[10:34] ---**
*Think...*
**[10:35] ---**
*Think!*
**[10:36] ---**
*There must be something...*
**[10:38] ---**
*Something!*
**[10:41] ---**
*Getting rid of Nakabachi won't be difficult.*
**[10:47] ---**
*But the blood's problematic.*
**[10:49] ---**
*If there were just something
I could substitute...*
**[10:52] ---**
Shut up!
**[10:55] ---**
How dare you call it stealing?
**[10:57] ---**
*That's it!*
**[11:01] ---**
Stop!
**[11:03] ---**
Who are you?
**[11:07] ---**
A man who desires chaos...
**[11:09] ---**
One who will reset the world's ruling structure...
**[11:12] ---**
And the man who will destroy your ambitions.
**[11:17] ---**
Would you like to know my name?
**[11:20] ---**
I am...
**[11:24] ---**
Hououin Kyouma!
**[11:29] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[11:32] ---**
You're that kid!
**[11:35] ---**
I get it.
**[11:36] ---**
So that's how it is.
**[11:39] ---**
You worked together,
to ruin my press conference...
**[11:47] ---**
I see... So that's it.
**[11:54] ---**
Daddy...
**[11:56] ---**
Run!
**[11:57] ---**
No!
**[11:59] ---**
What's wrong?
**[12:00] ---**
Why did you bring that knife?
**[12:04] ---**
What did you say?
**[12:05] ---**
Are you scared?
**[12:08] ---**
Do my godlike powers terrify you?
**[12:13] ---**
D-Don't insult me!
**[12:15] ---**
Come on, you're shaking.
**[12:17] ---**
Are you scared?
**[12:19] ---**
How long will you insult me?
**[12:23] ---**
Ultimately, you're just a small, pathetic man.
**[12:26] ---**
A man too small to enjoy his
own daughter's talent couldn't kill me.
**[12:30] ---**
Anyway, I don't have too many J-books,
but I'll take a look.
**[12:33] ---**
Never!
**[12:35] ---**
Ever!
**[12:45] ---**
N-No way...
**[13:00] ---**
No...
**[13:02] ---**
This can't be happening.
**[13:05] ---**
Th-That's what you get...
**[13:07] ---**
*Calm down.*
**[13:09] ---**
*Almost there...*
**[13:28] ---**
How dare you...
**[13:32] ---**
I'll kill you...
**[13:35] ---**
I'll kill you!
**[13:46] ---**
You won't get away with this!
**[14:00] ---**
D-Don't move!
**[14:02] ---**
Lie down. I'll call an ambulance.
**[14:08] ---**
Hello?
**[14:09] ---**
Is this emergency services?
**[14:10] ---**
I need someone here now!
**[14:12] ---**
I...
**[14:21] ---**
I told you...
**[14:23] ---**
I'm going to save you.
**[15:16] ---**
*This is, without doubt,*
**[15:22] ---**
*the Kurisu I saw.*
**[15:32] ---**
Uncle...
**[15:42] ---**
Goodbye.
**[15:47] ---**
Wait...
**[15:52] ---**
Could you just wait a minute?
**[15:55] ---**
We don't have time!
**[15:58] ---**
You'll bleed out...
**[16:00] ---**
Please.
**[16:10] ---**
Hey... Is someone there?
**[16:13] ---**
*Good luck.*
**[16:14] ---**
*You're about to begin the longest,*
**[16:20] ---**
*most important three weeks of your life.*
**[16:34] ---**
You went too far!
**[16:36] ---**
You idiot.
**[16:38] ---**
What do you mean by idiot?
**[16:40] ---**
The plan succeeded...
**[16:42] ---**
All I can do is stop the bleeding.
**[16:44] ---**
When we get back, you need a hospital.
**[16:46] ---**
This will be hard, but try to hang on.
**[16:49] ---**
Here we go.
**[17:03] ---**
This is...
**[17:06] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:07] ---**
No one knows what will happen
in the Steins Gate world line.
**[17:10] ---**
Suzuha...
**[17:12] ---**
But if your theory is correct, the paper will burn,
so the time machine race won't come to pass.
**[17:20] ---**
Neither will World War III.
**[17:24] ---**
I can't stay with you.
**[17:27] ---**
So I'll say thank you now.
**[17:33] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:37] ---**
I'll see you in seven years.
***SIGN*** To Okarin
***SIGN*** For Okabe Rintarou-sama
***SIGN*** Okabe Rintarou-sama
**[17:59] ---**
Okarin!
**[18:05] ---**
That paper would have altered mankind's future...
**[18:07] ---**
It was a paper for constructing a time machine!
**[18:11] ---**
And it's gone... Burned up!
**[18:13] ---**
His words were unclear,
**[18:14] ---**
and the Russian government plans to deny...
**[18:18] ---**
Okarin was here, Ruka-kun?
**[18:21] ---**
I missed him!
**[18:23] ---**
When he came by...
**[18:26] ---**
*This badge identifies you as Lab Member #006.*
**[18:30] ---**
*When did I become a lab member?*
**[18:33] ---**
*Those memories may rest in your other life.*
**[18:41] ---**
What are these characters?
**[18:43] ---**
Kyouma?
**[18:44] ---**
He was just here.
**[18:46] ---**
I knew it.
**[18:48] ---**
Did you get something, Feyris-chan?
**[18:51] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[18:53] ---**
*This badge is for Lab Member #007.*
**[18:58] ---**
*When you desire my aid, hold the badge and say,*
**[19:01] ---**
*"La Yohda Stasella."*
**[19:08] ---**
Okabe was just here.
**[19:11] ---**
Mayuri-oneechan!
**[19:13] ---**
Nae-chan!
**[19:16] ---**
She'll be working here, from now on.
**[19:19] ---**
I'm Kiryuu Moeka.
**[19:21] ---**
She helped Nae after she fell down.
**[19:24] ---**
She said she didn't have a job,
**[19:25] ---**
so she'll be working here.
**[19:28] ---**
I'm Shiina Mayuri.
**[19:33] ---**
She's really popular.
**[19:34] ---**
Okabe started hitting on her
the minute he saw her.
**[19:39] ---**
*Visit the lab whenever you like.*
**[19:44] ---**
*Um...*
**[19:47] ---**
*Thank you.*
**[19:54] ---**
Welcome back-arin!
**[19:56] ---**
Did you combine "welcome back" and "okarin"?
**[19:59] ---**
Yup!
**[20:01] ---**
Where's Okarin?
**[20:02] ---**
He said he was going shopping.
**[20:05] ---**
I see...
**[20:08] ---**
These?
**[20:09] ---**
He said they're lab member badges.
**[20:12] ---**
Lab Member #002 and #003!
**[20:15] ---**
When did we get so many lab members?
**[20:18] ---**
He said they go up to #008.
**[20:22] ---**
Okarin's "O."
**[20:23] ---**
Shiina. Hashida. Urushibara. Feyris...
**[20:28] ---**
Who are "M" and "K" and "A"?
**[20:31] ---**
Dunno.
**[20:32] ---**
He had another one that he put in a box.
**[20:36] ---**
*Lab Member #008 will arrive in seven years.*
**[20:41] ---**
*More fantasies?*
**[20:42] ---**
*It's an inevitable future.*
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*Your inevitable future.*
**[20:45] ---**
*Mine?*
**[20:48] ---**
Seven years...
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It'll be fun.
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Who do you think it'll be?
**[20:54] ---**
Seven years... I can't imagine.
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But I don't think the lab will change.
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No matter how many years go by.
**[21:08] ---**
*Where are you now?*
**[21:11] ---**
*Are you writing a paper
in an American research lab?*
**[21:15] ---**
*Are you working all night on some experiment?*
**[21:20] ---**
*You may still be thinking of your father.*
**[21:26] ---**
*You don't remember the three weeks
we spent together.*
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*But that's okay.*
**[21:32] ---**
*Right now, you're breathing, speaking,*
**[21:36] ---**
*thinking your hardest about something.*
**[21:39] ---**
*That's enough.*
**[21:42] ---**
*You're watching the same world I am,*
**[21:46] ---**
*this world with its unknown future.*
**[22:04] ---**
I finally found you...
**[22:10] ---**
I was looking for you.
**[22:13] ---**
I wanted to thank you for saving me.
**[22:25] ---**
It's me.
**[22:27] ---**
Why is she here?
**[22:31] ---**
What?
**[22:32] ---**
Because I protected her?
**[22:34] ---**
You're flattering me...
**[22:38] ---**
Well, if that's its choice.
**[22:43] ---**
El Psy Congroo.
**[22:45] ---**
El Psy?
**[22:49] ---**
We meet again, Christina!
**[22:51] ---**
I told you I'm not Christina,
and I'm not your assistant...
**[23:00] ---**
Welcome, my assistant, Makise Kurisu...
**[23:05] ---**
No, Christina.
**[23:10] ---**
*No one knows what the future holds.*
**[23:16] ---**
*That's why its potential is infinite,*
**[23:22] ---**
*just as this meeting demonstrates.*
**[23:26] ---**
This is the choice of Steins Gate.