# E9 - Show Off How in Love You Are

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**[00:00] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're really married,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then prove it to me.<br>**[00:05] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiss right here and now.<br>**[00:07] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that's all it takes...<br>**[00:09] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[00:12] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A kiss? A kiss?!*<br>**[00:15] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Doesn't that mean... um...*<br>**[00:17] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yes. I've read somewhere that*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your first kiss tastes like lemons.*<br>**[00:22] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'll go perfectly with*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this marinated fish.*<br>**[00:26] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Calm down, Yor! Get a hold of yourself!*<br>**[00:29] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here I go.<br>**[00:30] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-O-O-One second, please.<br>**[00:37] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There is no way I can do this sober.*<br>**[00:40] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fank you for waiting...<br>**[00:42] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh... right.<br>**[00:45] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't have to do this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you don't want to.<br>**[00:47] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This ish for my sake, as well.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will do my besht.<br>**[00:52] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you two whispering about?!<br>**[00:54] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you do it or not?!<br>**[00:55] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prove to me that you're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really a married couple!<br>**[01:00] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep your mouf shut, Yuri.<br>**[01:02] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We will now show you just how in wuv we are.<br>**[01:07] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here I come, darling.<br>**[01:09] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, cwose your eyes.<br>**[01:11] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Sis!<br>**[01:15] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... Yor?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SHOW OFF HOW IN LOVE YOU ARE
<br>**[03:01] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis...<br>**[03:02] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How lewd!<br>**[03:07] (Flashback) Little Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis!<br>**[03:11] (Flashback) Little Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look! I scored the highest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in my whole class!<br>**[03:14] (Flashback) Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, how wonderful!<br>**[03:17] (Flashback) Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll reward you with a kiss.<br>**[03:18] (Flashback) Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smooch!<br>**[03:22] (Flashback) Little Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis...<br>**[03:23] (Flashback) Little Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I grow up...<br>**[03:27] (Flashback) Little Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna marry you.<br>**[03:29] (Flashback) Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my.<br>**[03:31] (Flashback) Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I guess I'll just have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to wait patiently for you.<br>**[03:34] Yor (Echo)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*...wait patiently for you. <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...wait patiently for you.*<br>**[03:36] Yor (Echo)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*...wait patiently for you. <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...wait patiently for you.*<br>**[03:39] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You...<br>**[03:40] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't, Sis!<br>**[03:42] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seeing you kiss another man<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in front of me is just...<br>**[03:46] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't allow—<br>**[03:48] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, I knew it...*<br>**[03:50] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just can't!<br>**[03:51] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;—itpppppbt!<br>**[03:56] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[04:04] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Izzit the end of the world?<br>**[04:11] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! Um, Yuri?<br>**[04:18] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see how it is, Sis.<br>**[04:20] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're going to treat me like that just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because I tried to stop you from kissing him.<br>**[04:24] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess you just couldn't wait to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do naughty things with him!<br>**[04:29] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was a fool to test you.<br>**[04:31] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps my feelings were what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was truly being tested here!<br>**[04:36] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... more importantly, you're bleeding.<br>**[04:39] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loid Forger... You may lay claim<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on my sister's lips for now.<br>**[04:43] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha—<br>**[04:44] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about?!<br>**[04:51] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right... Well, I'll let you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;off the hook for today.<br>**[04:54] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But just remember—<br>**[04:55] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, really. You're bleeding.<br>**[04:57] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is this just normal for the Briars?*<br>**[04:59] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you all right, Yuri?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're about to fall over.<br>**[05:03] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm fine.<br>**[05:03] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Did you really just say that?*<br>**[05:04] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, so are you, Sis.<br>**[05:10] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall I call you a taxi?<br>**[05:12] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm fine. You're such a worrywart, Sis.<br>**[05:19] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, there!<br>**[05:21] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wipe that smirk off your face!<br>**[05:23] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are my failures that amusing to you?!<br>**[05:26] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Er, no. I was just admiring<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what lovely siblings you are.<br>**[05:30] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must have always been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there for each other.<br>**[05:33] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuri, thank you for protecting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yor up until now.<br>**[05:37] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure you've been through many hardships.<br>**[05:41] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll also do everything I can to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be there for her from now on,<br>**[05:45] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so let's do everything we can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make sure Yor is happy.<br>**[05:50] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like I'd ever ask for your help!<br>**[05:53] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forget it! I'm going home!<br>**[05:55] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feel free to come over anytime!<br>**[05:58] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure that'll make Yor happy.<br>**[06:00] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should come when my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;daughter's awake next time.<br>**[06:03] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Anya was doing everything she<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could to stay up to meet you.<br>**[06:07] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's absolutely precious,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I hope you'll play with her.<br>**[06:11] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't need him to invite me! I'll be back!<br>**[06:13] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time, I'll prove that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're tricking my sister!<br>**[06:17] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am not being tricked!<br>**[06:19] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, hear me, Loid Forger.<br>**[06:21] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you make my sister cry even a little bit,<br>**[06:24] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will have you ex—<br>**[06:27] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... well, you know.<br>**[06:30] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just know that you'll rue the day!<br>**[06:34] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be careful getting home, dear!<br>**[06:34] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis!<br>**[06:36] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be mindful of your yelling!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll disturb the neighbors!<br>**[06:38] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Was he about to say he'd have me executed?*<br>**[06:40] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I should be careful.*<br>**[06:49] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Any wiretaps?*<br>**[06:51] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Looks like we're clear.*<br>**[06:53] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Since he's with the secret police...*<br>**[06:55] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, because he's her brother,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he may just try that.*<br>**[06:58] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I need to be on my guard.*<br>**[07:00] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loid, thank you very much.<br>**[07:03] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a bit embarrassed to say so,<br>**[07:05] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but thank you for welcoming him into<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your family, despite his rudeness.<br>**[07:11] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuri clearly loves you very much, Yor.<br>**[07:15] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have any family or friends<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can rely on, other than my daughter,<br>**[07:19] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I admit that I was a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;little envious of you two.<br>**[07:21] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loid...<br>**[07:23] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though my daughter is also*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just part of a pretend family.*<br>**[07:25] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, anyway. I'm glad he didn't find<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out about our pretend marriage.<br>**[07:33] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[07:34] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm suddenly very tired,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;now that I'm relieved.<br>**[07:38] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't we head to bed after we clean up?<br>**[07:42] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Er, in separate beds, of course!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'll change things back!<br>**[07:45] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;R-Right.<br>**[07:47] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Papa... Pwease save Earth...<br>**[07:52] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, Yuri... You'll make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me mad if you hit Loid...<br>**[08:02] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't remember the last time*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I felt envious of another.*<br>**[08:06] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I should sleep. I'm sure I'm just exhausted.*<br>**[08:09] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yet my mission still continues on tomorrow.*<br>**[08:19] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I beg your pardon.<br>**[08:24] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which way is the station?<br>**[08:26] Passerby A & B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get to the hospital first, pal!<br>**[08:33] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morning, pwease.<br>**[08:36] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You seem very green today, Papa.<br>**[08:39] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quit talking in your sleep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and go wash your face.<br>**[08:47] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning!<br>**[08:52] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's too bad you didn't get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to meet Yuri yesterday.<br>**[08:55] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who's that?<br>**[08:57] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! But she was so looking*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;forward to meeting him!*<br>**[09:02] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Things sure did get lively yesterday.<br>**[09:04] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm very sorry.<br>**[09:06] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who'd have thought Yor's*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brother would be like that?*<br>**[09:08] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh! Unkie!*<br>**[09:10] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And he's part of the secret police,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my greatest foe as a spy.*<br>**[09:14] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*S-Secret police?!*<br>**[09:17] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's that?*<br>**[09:20] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"Secret" plus "police"...*<br>**[09:24] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That sounds so exciting!*<br>**[09:26] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why didn't you introduce me to him?!<br>**[09:29] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gimme back the excitement I wasted!<br>**[09:30] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You wanted to meet him that badly?<br>**[09:33] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Well, at least the storm has passed for now.*<br>**[09:35] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I need to concentrate on Anya's education.*<br>**[09:39] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, hurry up and eat. You'll be late.<br>**[09:44] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Om... nom...<br>**[09:46] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry, you'll be able to see him soon.<br>**[09:48] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Has the threat truly passed?*<br>**[09:51] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yor Briar, whose younger brother*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a member of the secret police...*<br>**[09:54] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Previously, there was nothing*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;suspicious surrounding her.*<br>**[09:58] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She didn't seem to know what her*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brother's true occupation is,*<br>**[10:00] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*so my intuition says she's still clear.*<br>**[10:02] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, if she knew her brother*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;worked at the State Security Service,*<br>**[10:05] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there'd be no concern over suspicions*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;arising about her being single.*<br>**[10:08] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, it's dangerous to be too certain.*<br>**[10:10] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What if she was just acting and this*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was all a lie to get closer to me?*<br>**[10:16] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Suspect everything, Twilight.*<br>**[10:20] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Papa, Mama is...<br>**[10:23] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[10:26] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mama is...<br>**[10:28] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bad at cooking.<br>**[10:30] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it was obvious that I made<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; breakfast this morning!<br>**[10:34] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!<br>**[10:35] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did do my best.<br>**[10:41] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, by the way, Yor...<br>**[10:43] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes?<br>**[10:44] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Er, I just...<br>**[10:47] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess putting a listening device*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on her is going too far.*<br>**[10:50] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, I need to silence any doubts now.*<br>**[10:53] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even a moment's carelessness*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could mean death.*<br>**[10:55] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It could also mean the lives*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of tens of thousands of people.*<br>**[10:59] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I need to do this to prove Yor's innocence.*<br>**[11:01] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got something on your neck.<br>**[11:05] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Thank you very much.<br>**[11:08] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That startled me. I thought he was*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going to give me a kiss goodbye.*<br>**[11:11] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wha?!*<br>**[11:13] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I s-still haven't forgotten*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about last night...*<br>**[11:17] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can't kiss or even cook.*<br>**[11:21] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loid managed to smooth*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;things over last night,*<br>**[11:24] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*but I'm probably not acting like a proper wife.*<br>**[11:29] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I may be imagining it, but Loid*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seems a bit more distant today.*<br>**[11:34] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe he's gotten sick of*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me being so disappointing.*<br>**[11:40] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I need to be on my guard.*<br>**[11:51] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the matter, Anya?<br>**[11:54] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mama and Papa need to get along.<br>**[11:59] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well, we aren't fighting or anything.<br>**[12:02] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's right.<br>**[12:04] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you make sure you get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;along with your classmates.<br>**[12:08] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yep.<br>**[12:11] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We should get going, too.<br>**[12:12] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right.<br>**[12:15] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Children are so curiously observant at times.*<br>**[12:26] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Yuri.<br>**[12:28] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you covered in bandages?<br>**[12:30] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Didn't you go celebrate your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sister's wedding yesterday?<br>**[12:34] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't really remember what happened.<br>**[12:37] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You probably got drunk and picked<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a fight with her husband.<br>**[12:40] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really need to quit drinking.<br>**[12:42] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I can't let a guy like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that be with my sister.<br>**[12:44] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was he that disagreeable?<br>**[12:50] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think...<br>**[12:52] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he was...<br>**[12:54] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a good guy.<br>**[12:56] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But con men and spies always<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;try to act like good people.<br>**[12:59] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it! Hopefully he's a spy!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I can throw him in a cell!<br>**[13:02] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Calm down. Do you have any proof of this?<br>**[13:04] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shit!*<br>**[13:06] Yuri**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I totally forgot to bug their*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;living room and bedrooms!*<br>**[13:11] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait, no!*<br>**[13:12] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If I happened to hear Sis's <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;voice in* those *situations,*<br>**[13:15] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*my heart wouldn't be able to bear it!*<br>**[13:17] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you give yourself those injuries?<br>**[13:23] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to detach from your sister so<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you can concentrate on your work more.<br>**[13:28] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our job is to capture<br>**[13:30] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;spies from the West, namely, Twilight.<br>**[13:33] First Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because that will lead<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to your sister's safety.<br>**[13:38] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know that. For now...<br>**[13:40] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Loid Forger, the day you make my sister cry...*<br>**[13:52] Camilla**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with her?<br>**[13:53] Millie**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She said something like,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I'm a failure of a wife."<br>**[13:56] Sharon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heya.<br>**[13:57] Millie**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Sharon.<br>**[14:00] Sharon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? How do you become a good wife?<br>**[14:04] Sharon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you two not getting along?<br>**[14:06] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's not exactly that...<br>**[14:08] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's just... This is my first time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being with a man in general,<br>**[14:08] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's just... This is my first time*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being with a man in general,*<br>**[14:12] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*so I'm unsure of how to act.*<br>**[14:15] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was curious when I looked*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into her past connections,*<br>**[14:18] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I guess Yor has really*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;never dated a man before.*<br>**[14:22] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm worried that things*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can't go on like this.*<br>**[14:26] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It doesn't help that I can't cook.*<br>**[14:29] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Anya's words really got to her.*<br>**[14:32] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It appears that Yor is trying to seem more*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wifely for the sake of our pretend family.*<br>**[14:37] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, wait.*<br>**[14:39] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She could also be trying to act like the*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;perfect wife to put one over on me.*<br>**[14:43] Camilla**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It must be rough when your husband*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is clearly so much better than you.*<br>**[14:47] Millie**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why don't you two just call it quits?*<br>**[14:49] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Er, I'd like to avoid that.*<br>**[14:51] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yor's relationship with her*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coworkers seems a bit, er, uh...*<br>**[14:55] Section Chief**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hey, you four!*<br>**[14:56] Section Chief**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you four!<br>**[14:57] Section Chief**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quit yapping and get to work.<br>**[14:59] Camilla**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gah! It's the section chief.<br>**[15:01] Section Chief**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, Yor...<br>**[15:03] Section Chief**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could you go drop this off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the post office for me?<br>**[15:06] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yes, sir.*<br>**[15:08] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I'll have to make a move if*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to clear the air for good.*<br>**[15:19] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it, Loid and*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have separate bank accounts.*<br>**[15:25] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I contributed a bit of my*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;earnings from my actual job,*<br>**[15:29] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*would I be able to help Loid out?*<br>**[15:32] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But I can't make him suspicious of me, either.*<br>**[15:35] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not to mention, I don't think this*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was really a financial issue...*<br>**[15:39] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You there. I'd like to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ask you a few questions.<br>**[15:44] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;May we have a bit of your time?<br>**[15:46] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Th-The secret police!*<br>**[15:49] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D-Did I do something wrong, sir?<br>**[15:51] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was I being far too suspicious by*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;looking at ads meant for families,*<br>**[15:56] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*when I'm clearly lacking as a wife?*<br>**[15:57] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I-I'm married!<br>**[16:01] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're not hitting on you.<br>**[16:04] (Flashback) Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell is this?!<br>**[16:05] (Flashback) Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You call me outta nowhere and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell me to dress like this<br>**[16:08] (Flashback) Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so we can question your wife?!<br>**[16:09] (Flashback) Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just shut up and follow the plan.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is all for my mission.<br>**[16:13] (Flashback) Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got nothing to do with that!<br>**[16:15] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are inspecting the mail.<br>**[16:19] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just tried to mail this...<br>**[16:21] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it clearly contains a code<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; meant for the West.<br>**[16:24] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is the sender, Burns, your superior?<br>**[16:27] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes.<br>**[16:28] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is your name?<br>**[16:30] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yor Bri—<br>**[16:31] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's Yor Forger.<br>**[16:34] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, well, well... Yor Forger, eh?<br>**[16:38] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It clearly states your name<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right here as a collaborator!<br>**[16:43] Fake Lieutenant (Loid)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He's really into this.*<br>**[16:45] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you're in cahoots.<br>**[16:47] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I have no idea about this.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This must be some kind of mistake.<br>**[16:50] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'd be better off if you told the truth.<br>**[16:52] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Speaking of city hall, someone from the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;finance department was caught the other day.<br>**[16:56] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clearly, the corruption within<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has spread far and wide.<br>**[16:59] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard he met a pitiful end.<br>**[17:02] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The intense torture got to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;him physically and mentally,<br>**[17:04] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and he apparently offed himself in his cell.<br>**[17:08] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I heard last month, they caught<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;another woman around this chick's age.<br>**[17:12] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, that official's secretary.<br>**[17:14] Fake Lieutenant (Loid)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What kind of characterization is he going for?*<br>**[17:16] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, her.<br>**[17:18] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She was freed once we found out she<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had family in State Security Service.<br>**[17:21] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, talk about an awesome benefit.<br>**[17:23] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our family members can be let off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the hook of most allegations.<br>**[17:27] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough talking. You'll be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coming with us to the station.<br>**[17:31] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If she's aware that Yuri works*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the State Security Service,*<br>**[17:34] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this will all be solved as soon*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as she mentions Yuri's name.*<br>**[17:37] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no reason for her to be*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;secretive to one of his coworkers,*<br>**[17:40] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and if she resists, she'll further*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make us suspicious.*<br>**[17:45] Loid**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, Yor. If you're in on this,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ask your brother for help.*<br>**[17:49] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And if you're not...*<br>**[17:51] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I...<br>**[17:52] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;work hard every day for the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;citizens of this country.<br>**[17:56] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would never participate in espionage!<br>**[17:58] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No use playing dumb with us!<br>**[18:00] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just shut up and come with—<br>**[18:03] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!<br>**[18:06] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm quite certain I mentioned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I was married.<br>**[18:09] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please do not touch me so casually.<br>**[18:11] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You do realize you're putting your family<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in danger by doing this, don't you?<br>**[18:15] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My younger brother and husband are both kind<br>**[18:18] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and upstanding members of society.<br>**[18:20] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you ever unjustly harm either of them,<br>**[18:26] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I frankly do not care if<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm dealing with you two.<br>**[18:28] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will show no mercy!<br>**[18:35] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Second Lieutenant Mop...<br>**[18:37] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you certain about this cipher?<br>**[18:39] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Of course I'm—<br>**[18:41] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the?!<br>**[18:43] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looking closer, this is clearly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not the raccoon cipher.<br>**[18:45] Fake Second Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the caterpillar cipher!<br>**[18:47] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we decode this message...<br>**[18:48] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a letter Burns sent to a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;renowned hemorrhoids doctor.<br>**[18:52] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[18:53] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. He used a cipher because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; he was embarrassed.<br>**[18:56] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How confusing.<br>**[18:58] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, yes, it would appear<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we had the wrong idea.<br>**[19:01] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your name isn't on here at all.<br>**[19:03] Fake Lieutenant**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You may leave, but make sure you keep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;quiet about this for Mr. Burns's sake, too.<br>**[19:13] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that was quite the farce.<br>**[19:16] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Considering how she acted, it's pretty clear<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she has no connections with the secret police.<br>**[19:22] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, come on. Don't tell me you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;feel guilty for doubting her.<br>**[19:26] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't.<br>**[19:27] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've warned you about this before, but don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; develop unnecessary feelings for her.<br>**[19:31] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you value your life, don't trust anyone.<br>**[19:34] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have no other way to survive.<br>**[19:40] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somehow, it's extremely infuriating<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to hear those words from that face.<br>**[19:44] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But *you* made that face!<br>**[19:46] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it! I thought I could land<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a few chicks with that face on.<br>**[19:49] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My precious hot-guy face!<br>**[19:52] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a terrible idea to date<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a woman while deceiving her.<br>**[19:55] Franky**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you really just say that?<br>**[20:01] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Today was terribly nerve-wracking.*<br>**[20:04] Yor**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was almost arrested, meaning not*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;only would I be ruined as a wife,*<br>**[20:08] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*but I would've destroyed the Forgers.*<br>**[20:11] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, hello, Yor.<br>**[20:13] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loid...<br>**[20:14] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a coincidence. Why don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; we go home together?<br>**[20:17] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? There's something on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your collar again, Yor.<br>**[20:23] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so sorry.<br>**[20:25] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently, I'm such a failure as wife that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't even keep up proper appearances.<br>**[20:30] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, if you ask me, Yor...<br>**[20:33] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps many families throughout this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;world are somehow putting on an act,<br>**[20:38] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thinking, "A wife should be like this,"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or, "You're supposed to be the parent."<br>**[20:42] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, I believe that working hard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be your best self is admirable.<br>**[20:45] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if you dwell on that so<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;much that you lose yourself,<br>**[20:49] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;things that should go well might fall apart.<br>**[20:53] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Many people suffering like that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;come to my hospital all the time.<br>**[20:59] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Putting on an act all the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time can become tiring.<br>**[21:04] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Loid...<br>**[21:07] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's why I want you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be as you are, Yor.<br>**[21:10] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The more confident you seem,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the less people will suspect anything.<br>**[21:13] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm sure Anya will be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;happier seeing you smile.<br>**[21:18] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much. I...<br>**[21:22] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm truly grateful that I married you, Loid!<br>**[21:32] Franky**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me you feel*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;guilty for doubting her.*<br>**[21:44] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you just throw away?<br>**[21:45] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, just the lint I found<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on your collar earlier.<br>**[21:48] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More importantly,<br>**[21:50] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we didn't even do anything to celebrate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our one-year wedding anniversary.<br>**[21:53] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't we buy some cake on our way home?<br>**[21:55] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a lovely idea!<br>**[22:02] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Papa, Mama! I have returned!<br>**[22:07] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome home, Miss Anya.<br>**[22:09] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the matter?<br>**[22:13] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Papa and Mama are getting along!<br>**[22:18] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you that we were never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fighting to begin with.<br>**[22:21] Yor**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have cake, Miss Anya!<br>**[22:23] Anya**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want some cake!<br>**[22:26] Loid**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, now. You're going to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bother the people downstairs.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THE GREAT DODGEBALL PLAN
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