# E4 - The Prestigious School's Interview
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**[01:30] Loid**
The time has come.
**[01:32] Loid**
Let us check our personal effects.
**[01:34] Yor**
All clear, sir.
**[01:36] Loid**
And now, our appearances.
**[01:39] Yor**
All clear, sir.
**[01:40] Loid**
And a final check of our verbal etiquette.
**[01:42] Anya**
All set, please. Will do my best, please.
**[01:46] Loid**
*I feel nothing but anxiety about this,*
**[01:48] Loid**
*but we've done everything we could.*
**[01:54] Loid**
*Now, onward...*
***SIGN*** THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW
**[01:56] Loid**
*To Eden College's interview!*
**[02:00] Yor**
It's so big!
**[02:01] Loid**
Well, it is one of this country's top schools.
**[02:04] Yor**
And there are so many examinees...
**[02:06] Loid**
They're all our rivals.
**[02:09] Loid**
Anya, are you going to
be okay in this crowd?
**[02:11] Anya**
I'll be okay, please.
**[02:13] Loid**
Let us go, then.
**[02:16] Loid**
*This feeling...*
**[02:17] Loid**
*There's no doubt about it.*
**[02:19] Loid**
*I've experienced this many times.*
**[02:22] Loid**
*Someone is watching us. Could it be...*
**[02:26] Loid**
*Is there an enemy hidden in this crowd?*
**[02:27] Anya**
*An enemy?*
**[02:28] Yor**
*I feel someone's gaze...*
**[02:30] Loid**
*No, that's not it.*
**[02:32] Loid**
*I'm not the only one being watched.*
**[02:35] Loid**
* It's always an unpleasant*
* feeling to be observed like this.*
**[02:39] Loid**
*There.*
**[02:40] Loid**
*Four in the overhead passage.*
**[02:42] Loid**
*Four in the bell tower.*
**[02:43] Loid**
*More in the buildings to the left and right.*
**[02:46] Loid**
* I have information on most*
* of the staff at this school.*
**[02:50] Loid**
*Those... are the instructors.*
**[02:53] Loid**
* They're observing every action that*
* everyone is taking and scoring them*
**[02:58] Loid**
*to see if they're worthy of this school.*
**[02:59] Loid**
*Which means... the exam has already begun.*
**[03:03] Loid**
I need you two to be on your guard.
**[03:05] Loid**
We're being watched by the examiners.
**[03:07] Yor**
Huh?
**[03:08] Loid**
We'll do this just as we practiced.
**[03:10] Instructor A**
D-68, fail.
**[03:12] Instructor B**
A-12, fail.
**[03:14] Instructor D**
G-114, pass.
**[03:15] Henderson**
I must say, the examinees
this year lack refinement.
**[03:19] Henderson**
They all lack true elegance.
**[03:21] Teachers**
Good morning, Housemaster.
***SIGN*** Eden College
**[03:24] Henderson**
It displeases me to know their crude feet
**[03:26] Henderson**
are trudging upon the blessed
ground of our school.
**[03:29] Henderson**
Elegance creates tradition.
**[03:32] Henderson**
Elegance is what truly makes
this world a paradise.
**[03:35] Henderson**
Fail any family lacking
elegance immediately.
**[03:38] Instructor B**
Yes, sir.
**[03:39] Henderson**
Hm?
**[03:42] Henderson**
Oho...
**[03:47] Henderson**
It appears that not all hope has been lost.
**[03:52] Henderson**
They are paying their respects
to the statue of our founder?!
**[03:56] Loid**
*I, Twilight, am a man of a thousand faces.*
**[03:58] Loid**
* Becoming exactly the person my target*
* wants me to be is mere child's play.*
**[04:02] Loid**
*Behold!*
**[04:03] Yor**
* I haven't the slightest clue*
* as to who this gentleman is,*
**[04:06] Yor**
* but everything should be fine as*
* long as I do what Loid is doing.*
**[04:10] Anya**
*Baldy head!*
**[04:12] Henderson**
S-So elegant!
**[04:15] Henderson**
How very elegant!
**[04:17] Henderson**
Who is that family?
**[04:19] Instructor D**
K-212. They are the Forgers, sir.
**[04:22] Instructor D**
Their daughter Anya just barely passed
the written exam with a score of 31.
**[04:26] Henderson**
Absolutely not elegant!
And such awful penmanship!
**[04:32] Henderson**
So the father has remarried?
**[04:33] Instructor B**
Might they be an impromptu
family for admission purposes?
**[04:37] Henderson**
I am not certain. We must investigate.
**[04:39] Henderson**
We must ascertain whether
or not they have true elegance.
**[04:42] Instructor E**
We'll confirm your admission numbers here.
**[04:45] Instructor F**
G-114. Please go to Hall 1.
**[04:48] Instructor F**
Ah, A-12. Please enter Hall 2.
**[04:52] Loid**
* I see they're wasting no*
* time with the screening.*
**[04:54] Instructor F**
K-212. Please head to Hall 1.
**[05:00] Loid**
We're still being observed.
Don't let your guard down.
**[05:03] Yor**
It's so nerve-racking
being watched like this...
**[05:05] Anya**
I need to pick my nose.
**[05:07] Loid**
Absolutely not.
**[05:08] Boy**
Oh, no!
**[05:11] Boy**
I've accidentally fallen into
the gutter, and I can't get out!
**[05:13] Loid**
* Uh... That's too blatant if*
* they're trying to test us.*
**[05:14] Boy**
Oh, no. Whatever shall I do?
**[05:17] Loid**
* Perhaps they're thinking*
* he might be a threat,*
**[05:17] Boy**
Ah, I don't know what I should do.
**[05:19] Loid**
*but no one is trying to go near him.*
**[05:19] Boy**
Who knew there'd be a gutter here?
**[05:21] Loid**
* But if he is part of the test,*
* we must deal with this accordingly.*
**[05:23] Boy**
I'm so shocked. I'm really stuck.
**[05:27] Anya**
Papa! Mama! There is someone
who needs our help, please!
**[05:30] Anya**
Let us save him!
**[05:31] Loid**
Are you all right, lad?
**[05:34] Boy**
Oh, no! I've slipped and I cannot get up!
**[05:36] Boy**
*This is all for merits... More merits!*
**[05:40] Henderson**
*Precisely.*
**[05:41] Henderson**
* You're heading to an interview. You wouldn't*
* dare sully your clothes with sewage.*
**[05:45] Henderson**
*Now, how will you elegantly get through—*
**[05:55] Loid**
Are you hurt?
**[05:56] Anya**
Use my hanky, please.
**[05:59] Loid**
Make sure you go to
the infirmary, just in case.
**[06:02] Henderson**
*Clearly, I expected too much.*
**[06:04] Henderson**
* In the end, they were just some*
* commoners from the countryside.*
**[06:07] Henderson**
*Do not think for a second that you can*
**[06:09] Henderson**
* set foot in our house of*
* learning wearing soiled clothes.*
**[06:12] Henderson**
Throw K-212 out immediately.
**[06:15] Boy**
* Oh, no... These people are*
* going to fail because of me.*
**[06:18] Boy**
Um, I'm so sorr—
**[06:20] Yor**
Thank goodness we anticipated this,
**[06:22] Yor**
and prepared a change of
clothes just in case!
**[06:25] Henderson**
* Who in the world would*
* ever anticipate that?!*
**[06:29] Yor**
Besides, your grey suit seems to
fit the attire at this school more.
**[06:33] Loid**
If I had continued wearing my previous suit,
**[06:35] Loid**
we would've been mistaken for
commoners from the countryside.
**[06:38] Loid**
Thank you for giving us the
opportunity to change, lad.
**[06:42] Henderson**
On top of everything else,
they even thanked the boy!
**[06:45] Henderson**
Brilliant... So smart, and elegant!
**[06:50] Henderson**
Curse you and your cunning, Loid Forger.
**[06:53] Instructor B**
Housemaster, we are supposed
to be testing the child.
**[06:56] Henderson**
Silence!
**[06:57] Henderson**
Children learn from their parents' example!
**[06:59] Henderson**
Yes. The parents of a child who scores 30
points must also be only worth 30 points!
**[07:04] Henderson**
I'll make you reveal your true identity yet!
**[07:09] Man**
Oh, no!
**[07:11] Man**
The animals have escaped the farmhouse!
**[07:14] Loid**
*You're really going this far, Eden College?!*
**[07:18] Mob 1**
Hey, don't push me!
**[07:19] Mob 2**
Just go, you moron!
**[07:20] Mob 4**
Mommy! Mommy, Mommy!
**[07:20] Mob 3**
Shut up!
**[07:21] Loid**
* Are they trying to see if we reveal*
* our true selves in an emergency?*
**[07:23] Loid**
* We'll be playing right into the*
* examiners' hands if we panic.*
**[07:26] Loid**
Do not break Formation D.
**[07:28] Loid**
We will show these animals
nothing but benevolence!
**[07:31] Henderson**
Hey.
**[07:32] Henderson**
Who told you to go that far?
**[07:34] Instructor D**
Wait...
**[07:35] Instructor D**
It wasn't you, Housemaster?
**[07:37] Henderson**
*Impossible! Is this...*
**[07:39] Henderson**
*an actual accident?!*
**[07:42] Henderson**
There are some very important
people among the examinees!
**[07:44] Henderson**
Go stop this mess before they're hurt!
**[07:47] Vice Minister**
I'm the Vice Minister of
the Ministry of Finance!
**[07:49] Banker**
Hell if I care! I'm the
CEO of the Central Bank!
**[07:51] Child A**
Wait! Father!
**[07:57] Vice Minister**
Well done, you!
**[07:58] Loid**
Are you all right?
**[08:01] Yor**
Loid!
**[08:01] Yor**
It's happening to Miss Anya again.
**[08:03] Loid**
*The mass panic must've hit her.*
**[08:06] Loid**
* The test is the last thing*
* I need to worry about now.*
**[08:10] Loid**
*That must be the leader of this herd.*
**[08:13] Loid**
* That's the one I need to stop,*
* but I'll have to use my gun—*
**[08:16] Loid**
*No...*
**[08:17] Yor**
Please look after Miss Anya for a moment.
**[08:19] Loid**
Yor?
**[08:40] Yor**
I-It's not what you think!
**[08:42] Yor**
I once learned about pressure points that
can stop one's movements in a yoga class!
**[08:45] Yor**
I-I figured they might work on cows, too!
**[08:48] Yor**
Please don't look at me like that!
**[08:51] Anya**
Ms. Cow?
**[08:52] Anya**
Is she scared?
**[08:56] Loid**
That's dangerous, Anya!
**[09:01] Anya**
S'okay, please. Don't be scared.
**[09:07] Loid**
What are you—
**[09:14] Anya**
They're gonna go home now.
**[09:17] Loid**
Apparently so.
**[09:18] Loid**
Thankfully, no one was hurt.
**[09:21] Henderson**
E-Ele...
**[09:23] Henderson**
Ele-le... Ele-le-le-le...
**[09:26] Henderson**
*Elegance*!
**[09:31] Instructor B**
Housemaster?
**[09:32] Henderson**
Forger!
**[09:35] Loid**
*He's...*
**[09:37] Loid**
*one of the housemasters.*
**[09:38] Loid**
*Is he in charge of this exam?*
**[09:41] Henderson**
Y-You helped us avoid a crisis. I thank you.
**[09:43] Henderson**
And... you have bested me for today.
**[09:48] Henderson**
To give us all time to collect
ourselves after this chaos,
**[09:51] Henderson**
we will be delaying the
start of the interviews.
**[09:54] Henderson**
Return to your hall once you've
had a moment to tidy yourselves.
**[09:57] Henderson**
Your family has the right
to apply to our school.
**[10:01] Loid**
Sir...
**[10:03] Loid**
*It looks like we've avoided failure.*
**[10:06] Loid**
I humbly thank you for your generosity.
**[10:08] Loid**
But have no fear.
**[10:11] Loid**
We anticipated something like this...
**[10:14] Loid**
and prepared another change of clothes.
**[10:17] Henderson**
* This isn't about elegance anymore!*
* These people are just scary!*
**[10:22] Narrator**
* The Forgers successfully make*
* it to the actual interview.*
**[10:27] Swan**
You truly thought you could apply to
our school without even knowing that?
**[10:31] Child B**
Huh?
**[10:32] Swan**
Well? Cat got your tongue?
**[10:34] Child B**
Huh?
**[10:36] Child B**
*Um, uh...*
**[10:39] Father D**
Thank you very much.
**[10:42] Father D**
What kind of answer was that?!
**[10:46] Loid**
*I've been a spy for over a decade,*
**[10:48] Loid**
*and for the first time...*
**[10:50] Loid**
*I'm actually nervous.*
**[10:52] Loid**
* Even when I infiltrated the ranks*
* of an evil terrorist group,*
**[10:56] Loid**
* or when I managed to stop the launch of*
* a missile with one second remaining...*
**[11:01] Loid**
* I never found it so hard to*
* breathe as I do right now.*
**[11:04] Loid**
* The fear of letting someone else*
* decide my success or failure...*
**[11:08] Instructor G**
Next, the Forgers.
**[11:11] Anya**
Yep!
**[11:11] Loid and Yor**
Yes, sir.
**[11:14] Loid**
*Yes, this is definitely going to be...*
**[11:17] Loid**
*the most crucial moment of Operation Strix!*
**[11:17] Evans**
Please, have a seat.
**[11:21] Loid**
Thank you for having us.
**[11:22] Henderson**
*So you've come, Forgers.*
**[11:24] Loid**
* The Forgers shall prevail in this*
* game of information warfare.*
**[11:30] Evans**
First, we will begin by asking
the parents a few questions.
***SIGN*** Walter Evans (59)
Housemaster of Dorm 5
Subject Taught: English
Personality: Mild-mannered • Sincere • Conservative
**[11:36] Loid**
*The housemaster of Dorm 5, Malcom Hall.*
**[11:38] Loid**
*Mild-mannered, sincere, and conservative.*
**[11:41] Loid**
*The students are very fond of him.*
**[11:44] Loid**
* As long as we respond with*
* sincere, logical answers,*
**[11:47] Loid**
*we'll score highly with him.*
**[11:49] Evans**
I was informed that this is your second
wife. May I ask how you two met?
**[11:53] Loid**
*I see we're getting straight to the point.*
**[11:56] Loid**
* Eden College does prioritize*
* family values, after all.*
**[11:59] Loid**
I met my wife at the tailor shop that
handles this school's uniforms,
**[12:04] Loid**
and I was in awe of her grace.
**[12:08] Loid**
Ever since I lost my first wife,
**[12:10] Loid**
I was hesitant to pursue another
relationship because of my daughter.
**[12:13] Loid**
But the more we spoke, the more
I felt that she was a kindred spirit.
**[12:18] Loid**
She is truly kind and cares
dearly about family.
**[12:21] Loid**
I came to the conclusion that she'd
get along well with my daughter.
**[12:24] Evans**
Ah... And what about you, Madam?
**[12:28] Yor**
Well...
**[12:29] Yor**
L-Loid is a wonderful person who
truly cares for his daughter.
**[12:33] Yor**
He's also very considerate of me.
**[12:36] Evans**
Ah, I'm happy to hear that you
have such a loving family.
**[12:40] Swan**
Why would a beautiful girl like you choose
to be with a man who's got baggage?
**[12:45] Henderson**
That was rather uncouth, Master Swan.
***SIGN*** Murdoch Swan (47)
Housemaster of Dorm 2
Subject Taught: Economics
Personality: Arrogant • Greedy • Callous
**[12:48] Loid**
*The housemaster of Dorm 2, Cline Hall.*
**[12:51] Loid**
* He's the only son of the former*
* headmaster, and a legacy hire.*
**[12:55] Loid**
*Arrogant, greedy, and callous.*
**[12:58] Loid**
*His wife filed for divorce last month,*
**[13:01] Loid**
* and he just lost custody*
* of his daughter, as well.*
**[13:04] Loid**
* Reviewing all of his previous*
* interview questions and comments,*
**[13:06] Loid**
* he is clearly jealous of other families,*
* and takes out his frustrations on them.*
**[13:10] Loid**
*It's best that we avoid provoking him.*
**[13:13] Evans**
Now for our next question.
**[13:15] Evans**
Could you tell us why you
chose to apply to our school?
**[13:19] Loid**
For only one reason, sir.
**[13:20] Loid**
*To get close to my target, Desmond!*
**[13:21] Loid**
The quality of the instructors at
this establishment is superior.
**[13:25] Loid**
Of course, you are all very
knowledgeable and cultured,
**[13:28] Loid**
but when it comes to teaching anything,
from patriotism to how to be an elite,
**[13:33] Loid**
the instructors of the
prestigious Eden College
**[13:36] Loid**
are second to none.
***SIGN*** Henry Henderson (66)
Housemaster of Dorm 3
Subject Taught: History
Personality: Elegant
**[13:39] Henderson**
*Elegantly done, Loid Forger.*
**[13:41] Henderson**
*I knew I saw potential in you.*
**[13:44] Evans**
Now then, how would the two
of you describe your daughter?
**[13:48] Evans**
Please let us know about her
strengths and weaknesses.
**[13:52] Loid**
Anya is an extremely curious child.
**[13:56] Loid**
Her habit of sticking her nose where it
doesn't belong could be seen as a weakness,
**[13:59] Loid**
but she is a truly intelligent child.
**[14:02] Henderson**
*Intelligent?! Her?!*
**[14:03] Anya**
*Shock!*
**[14:04] Loid**
Sometimes, it's like she
sees right through me,
**[14:07] Anya**
*Yikes...*
**[14:08] Loid**
which keeps me on my feet.
**[14:10] Loid**
I would say her main shortcoming
is that she's a picky eater.
**[14:13] Evans**
Ah... And how would you describe
your parenting style, Madam?
**[14:18] Yor**
*Just like we practiced...*
**[14:20] Yor**
As you already know, I am
not her biological mother.
**[14:25] Yor**
At first, I spoiled her quite often
in hopes that she would like me.
**[14:29] Yor**
But for the sake of her future, I'm hoping
I can become a bit stricter at times.
**[14:35] Evans**
We've been told that your
daughter is a picky eater.
**[14:39] Evans**
What kind of meals do you cook at home?
**[14:42] Yor**
Huh? C-Cook?
**[14:44] Yor**
Um...
**[14:45] Loid**
I actually do most of the cooking.
**[14:47] Loid**
Though when I'm busy, my wife
is kind enough to cook for me.
**[14:51] Loid**
*Not that that's happened even once yet.*
**[14:53] Swan**
You're joking! What kind of wife
can't cook for her husband?!
**[14:57] Swan**
You should probably be stricter with
yourself before you worry about that child.
**[15:01] Loid**
Everyone has strengths and weaknesses.
**[15:03] Loid**
She is extremely tidy and excels
at keeping our house spotless.
**[15:07] Loid**
She is also an excellent
mother to my daughter.
**[15:09] Swan**
Yes, well, both of those are
things women are expected to do.
**[15:13] Loid**
That's—
**[15:14] Yor**
I-It's all right, Loid.
**[15:16] Evans**
Now, now...
**[15:16] Loid**
*Yes. Calm down.*
**[15:19] Loid**
*Why are you getting irritated, Twilight?*
**[15:21] Loid**
*She's not even your real wife.*
**[15:26] Swan**
*A lovey-dovey hot couple? You make me sick.*
**[15:29] Swan**
*I'll keep jabbing at you until you slip up.*
**[15:32] Swan**
* If I can't make sure these two fail,*
* there's clearly no justice in this world.*
**[15:36] Anya**
*He doesn't like Papa and Mama!*
**[15:38] Anya**
*I need to do my best!*
**[15:40] Evans**
N-Next, let's ask the
young lady some questions.
**[15:44] Loid**
*Here it comes.*
**[15:44] Evans**
First, could you tell us
your name and address?
**[15:49] Anya**
My name is Anya Holger!
**[15:50] Anya**
My address is in... Berlint, West District...
**[15:53] Anya**
128 Park... Avenue!
**[15:58] Evans**
And what do you do on your
days off, young lady?
**[16:01] Anya**
We go to moozeums...
**[16:03] Anya**
and eat operas...
**[16:04] Loid**
*Good. These were questions we anticipated.*
**[16:07] Evans**
What would you like to do once
you get into this school?
**[16:10] Anya**
Um, uh...
**[16:12] Anya**
*What was I supposed to say?*
**[16:13] Loid**
* In my case, I first need to*
* participate in a social gathering,*
**[16:16] Loid**
* and get to the bottom of what the boss of*
* the enemy organization, Desmond, is planning.*
**[16:19] Anya**
I-I want to find out what the boss
of the organization is planning!
**[16:22] Loid**
*What in the world are you saying?! Hello?!*
**[16:24] Evans**
The boss of the organization?
Maybe you meant the headmaster.
**[16:28] Loid**
I do apologize. My daughter
is rather ambitious.
**[16:32] Loid**
She's extremely curious about the headmaster,
since he's clearly made it to the top.
**[16:35] Henderson**
*Oho...*
**[16:36] Henderson**
* The desire to learn from her*
* predecessors at such an early age...*
**[16:40] Henderson**
*That's quite elegant.*
**[16:42] Henderson**
Do you happen to know the name
of the principal, young lady?
**[16:46] Anya**
Um, B-Be...
**[16:48] Loid**
*Yes. Benedict Ivan Goodfellow.*
**[16:51] Anya**
Mr. Benedick Advent Goodheller.
**[16:54] Henderson**
Hmm... Then,
**[16:56] Henderson**
could you tell us how hard you would have
to work in order to succeed like him?
**[17:02] Anya**
Yes. Like getting through
the jungle with no supplies,
**[17:04] Anya**
and dancing with death over
and over to get brave!
**[17:09] Loid**
* That was the training montage the*
* protagonist of her spy cartoon did yesterday.*
**[17:13] Henderson**
*S-Such incredible resolve!*
**[17:15] Henderson**
* It appears as though I have*
* underestimated this young lady.*
**[17:18] Evans**
I don't think you have to do quite that much.
**[17:21] Evans**
Let's change the subject.
What does your father do for a living?
**[17:25] Anya**
He's a sp—a speshulist in
mental health. A very good one.
**[17:29] Evans**
Hm? Are you a little stuffed up?
**[17:32] Evans**
Then how do you feel about your new mother?
**[17:36] Anya**
She is very nice.
**[17:38] Anya**
But she's scary sometimes.
**[17:40] Evans**
If you were to give your parents
a score, what might that be?
**[17:46] Anya**
A perfect 100 points.
**[17:48] Anya**
My Papa and Mama are both so
much fun, and I love them very much.
**[17:51] Anya**
I want to be with them forever.
**[17:54] Swan**
*Tch. God, no one needs this rubbish.*
**[17:57] Swan**
In that case, would you score your
old mother or your new mother higher?
**[18:01] Evans**
Come now, Master Swan...
**[18:03] Swan**
Is there a problem?
**[18:04] Loid**
May I respectfully request
a different question?
**[18:06] Swan**
Absolutely not. If you do not
answer, you will lose points.
**[18:10] Loid**
* I don't know exactly how she*
* ended up in that orphanage,*
**[18:12] Loid**
* but her actual parents*
* are probably already...*
**[18:21] Anya**
Ma...ma...
**[18:25] Loid**
Anya...
**[18:27] Anya**
Mama...
**[18:28] Swan**
I see, I see.
**[18:30] Swan**
So you *do* prefer your old mother.
**[18:32] Yor**
This is too cruel!
**[18:33] Loid**
Please calm down, Yor.
**[18:34] Yor**
But this is just—
**[18:36] Loid**
* We need to remain calm for*
* the sake of this mission.*
**[18:38] Swan**
We have plenty of students here who live
away from their parents in our dorms.
**[18:41] Swan**
If she's going to cry over
every little trifling thing,
**[18:45] Swan**
she'll never survive at our establishment!
**[18:47] Loid**
*So what if he's being slanderous?*
**[18:50] Loid**
*We are nothing more than a pretend family.*
**[18:50] Yor**
Trifling? You call this *trifling*?
**[18:53] Loid**
*This is nothing.*
**[18:55] Swan**
Now, now, Mrs. Second Wife.
**[18:57] Swan**
Don't snap at me just because
she loves her real mother more.
**[19:00] Swan**
*Oh, I feel so much better.*
**[19:03] Loid**
*Restrain yourself...*
**[19:05] Loid**
*Twilight!*
**[19:14] Loid**
I do beg your pardon.
**[19:16] Loid**
There was a mosquito.
**[19:18] Loid**
Thank you very much for your time today.
**[19:20] Swan**
Hey, where are you going?!
**[19:21] Swan**
The interview's not over yet!
**[19:24] Loid**
If making light of a child's feelings is part
of your establishment's educational policies,
**[19:29] Loid**
then I'm afraid we have
chosen the wrong school.
**[19:32] Swan**
You fiend! You dare
disgrace our fine school?!
**[19:35] Loid**
Come now, you two.
**[19:37] Loid**
Please excuse us.
**[19:38] Swan**
Don't think you'll ever walk
through our gates again!
**[19:42] Henderson**
That's quite enough, Master Swan.
**[19:44] Swan**
Are you taking issue with my methods?
**[19:47] Swan**
He may be the former headmaster,
**[19:47] Evans**
Now, now...
**[19:48] Swan**
but my father's influence
within this school is still strong.
**[19:50] Swan**
It'd be wise for you to
watch that mouth of yours.
**[19:55] Swan**
Hey! Hurry up and call the next one in!
**[19:58] (Flashback) Loid**
...the instructors of the
prestigious Eden College
**[20:01] Loid**
*are second to none.*
**[20:04] Henderson**
* If all I can do is curry*
* favor with the authorities,*
**[20:07] Henderson**
*I have no right to call myself an educator.*
**[20:10] Henderson**
I must ask, who truly disgraced our school?
**[20:13] Swan**
Huh?!
**[20:16] Evans**
Wha—
**[20:18] Henderson**
Hmm...
**[20:19] Henderson**
That was rather elegant,
if I do say so myself.
**[20:23] Henderson**
Now, will you be able to face
the instructors at Eden head-on,
**[20:27] Henderson**
Forgers?
**[20:33] Loid**
*Yeah... We definitely failed.*
**[20:35] Yor**
I-I'll go make us some tea.
**[20:39] Loid**
*I've failed yet again as a spy.*
**[20:42] Loid**
* I let unnecessary feelings get*
* in the way of the mission.*
**[20:45] Anya**
Papa...
**[20:46] Anya**
I'm sorry.
**[20:48] Anya**
I'm so sorry that I couldn't do better
**[20:52] Anya**
on my tests.
**[20:55] Loid**
It's all right, Anya. You have
no reason to apologize.
**[20:58] Loid**
You don't want to go to
a school like that, do you?
**[21:03] Anya**
But I want to go to school...
**[21:05] Loid**
Huh?
**[21:06] Anya**
*If this mission fails...*
**[21:09] Anya**
I have to go to school or...
**[21:12] Anya**
*...we won't be together anymore.*
**[21:15] Loid**
Anya...
**[21:17] Yor**
* If she fails, of course,*
* our life here together will be...*
**[21:22] Yor**
*But that doesn't matter.*
**[21:24] Yor**
*I'm just worried how this may affect my work.*
**[21:27] Loid**
Hmm... But to be honest,
**[21:30] Loid**
Hell will freeze over before you pass.
**[21:32] Anya**
Shock!
**[21:33] Yor**
I-I'm sure everything will be okay!
**[21:35] Yor**
It'll all work out!
**[21:37] Anya**
The grandpa with the glasses and
the grandpa with the half-glasses
**[21:39] Anya**
were really nice!
**[21:41] Yor**
Yes, exactly!
**[21:42] Yor**
I'm sure they'll vouch for us!
Let's believe in them.
**[21:48] Loid**
* Spies don't believe in anyone*
* other than themselves.*
**[21:52] Loid**
* They always expect the worst-case*
* scenarios and prepare for them.*
**[21:56] (Flashback) Anya**
I want to be with them forever.
**[22:00] Loid**
*But... Maybe just a little bit...*
**[22:03] Loid**
Yes. Let's leave the result to fate,
**[22:07] Loid**
and try to recover from how
exhausting that exam was.
**[22:12] Loid**
*Right now, just for a little bit...*
**[22:15] Loid**
To our family's bright future!
**[22:19] Anya**
Something just fell!
**[22:22] Yor**
Our family portrait fell to the floor.
**[22:24] Loid**
It just fell...
**[22:26] Narrator**
*What will become*
**[22:28] Narrator**
*of their mission?*
***SIGN*** WILL THEY PASS OR FAIL?