E24 - The Role of a Mother and Wife - Shopping with Friends
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[01:37] Wife A
Oh, you don't say! Really?
[01:41] Wife B
Yes, really! That's why I've been saying...
[01:44] Wife B
Oh? Good morning, Mrs. Forger.
[01:46] Wife B
What's the matter? You look so blue.
[01:48] Yor
Am I going to be tossed aside?
[01:51] Wife A
Huh?
[01:52] Yor
When I really think about it, it never
mattered if I won that tennis match.
[01:58] Wife A
What in the world?
[01:59] Wife B
Her husband cheated on her. I just know it.
[02:03] Wife A
Oh, heavens! What an awful man!
[02:07] Wife A
Well, look at how handsome he is!
I guess it's to be expected.
[02:09] Wife A
Women just flock to him
like fruit flies on fruit.
[02:12] Wife B
I hope the missus doesn't sell
him off to the Secret Police
[02:14] Wife B
like the woman in apartment 15
did with her husband.
[02:18] Loid
Is Yor concerned about Nightfall?
[02:21] Loid
Not good.
[02:22] Loid
This would be bad for my cover,
[02:25] Loid
and if she just happened to
mention it to her brother...
[02:27] Yor
So that's what happened.
[02:29] Yuri
That utter bastard!
I'll execute him immediately!
[02:32] Yuri
I'll get the entire
State Security Service on it!
[02:34] Loid
I can definitely see that happening.
SIGN THE ROLE OF A MOTHER AND WIFE
[02:36] Anya
Wah!
[02:38] Bond
Borf...
[02:39] Franky
Scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[02:40] Franky
I've got you cornered now, Bondman!
[02:41] Anya
Curse you, King Scruff!
[02:43] Franky
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[02:47] Anya
Anya's gonna draw now.
[02:49] Franky
Heh. I'll allow you to use the magical
color-changing pen that I invented.
[02:54] Franky
Oh, yeah! I even brought a
Frisbee for the goodest boy!
[02:57] Bond
Borf!
[02:57] Anya
Hooray!
[02:59] Loid
So, yeah. Thanks for looking after the pla—
[03:02] Loid
Urk!
[03:04] Franky
No, seriously! How many times do I have
to tell you I ain't no babysitter?!
[03:08] Loid
I already explained this to you.
[03:10] Loid
If I don't clear up Yor's misunderstanding
involving my coworker,
[03:12] Loid
it'll affect the mission.
[03:13] Franky
Well, have your damn family meeting at home!
[03:15] Loid
It'd be hard to talk to her about
these things in front of the child.
[03:19] Loid
Anyway, here.
[03:21] Franky
Don't try to solve everything
with money, you damn villain!
[03:25] Franky
Anyway, time to go to
the park, kids! Let's enjoy!
[03:29] Anya
Yay!
[03:31] Bond
Borf.
[03:36] Loid
Yor.
[03:38] Yor
I'm sorry. I'm late because
I had to work overtime.
[03:42] Loid
Well, you can relax now.
[03:44] Yor
So what are we...
[03:47] Loid
I thought we could go out
and enjoy some drinks.
[03:49] Loid
I know a great place.
[03:58] Barkeep
Here's your Red Queen.
[04:00] Yor
Thank you.
[04:02] Loid
I'll have my usual scotch.
[04:07] Loid
Thank you for always doing the
chores and taking care of Anya.
[04:10] Loid
Cheers.
[04:12] Yor
Oh, ch-ch-cheers...
[04:15] Yor
I-I wonder what's going on.
[04:18] Yor
He seems like he wants
to talk about something.
[04:21] Loid
Thanks for everything you've done.
[04:23] Loid
I'll enjoy life with my new wife now.
[04:25] Nightfall
Good evening.
[04:27] Loid
Tee-hee.
[04:28] Yor
Oh, I knew it!
[04:31] Loid
By the way, Yor...
[04:32] Loid
About Fiona the other day—
[04:34] Yor
Wai—whoa!
[04:36] Loid
Yor?
[04:37] Yor
S-Sorry about that...
[04:39] Yor
What should I do? This is a problem.
[04:42] Yor
If he ends this relationship...
[04:46] Yor
Well... This was always a
marriage of convenience.
[04:51] Yor
I have no right to say anything
about Loid's personal life.
[04:55] Loid
Um...
[04:57] Yor
If Loid has romantic feelings for her,
that means I'm no longer of use,
[05:02] Yor
and I should just leave.
[05:05] Yor
Um, Loid...
[05:07] Yor
If this is what you want,
I'd be happy to, um...
[05:13] Yor
Uh...
[05:15] Yor
Huh? But why?
[05:18] Yor
Um...
[05:21] Yor
My throat keeps closing up,
and the words won't come out.
[05:24] Yor
Is it because I want this life to continue?
[05:28] Yor
But you mustn't, Yor!
[05:29] Yor
Loid's happiness is more important
than protecting yourself.
[05:31] Yor
You need to tell him that!
[05:34] Yor
Oh, alcohol!
[05:35] Yor
Give me strength! Open, throat!
[05:39] Yor
That's not enough! Let me have yours, Loid!
[05:42] Loid
Yor! You're going to die
if you drink like that!
[05:46] Yor
Woid...
[05:48] Loid
Huh?
[05:49] Yor
Jush who ish dat woman?!
[05:52] Yor
Are you in wuv wif her, Woid?!
[05:56] Loid
I was just about to explain all that...
[05:59] Yor
Oh, I shee! Sho you were
in a werationship! God damn!
[06:04] Yor
I jush wanted to giff you my bwessings!
What am I even shaying?!
[06:05] Loid
Please calm down, Yor...
[06:10] Loid
She's just a colleague of mine.
[06:12] Loid
I promise you, our relationship
is nothing more than that.
[06:14] Barkeep
Being such a hot guy must be rough.
[06:18] Yor
Ish fine. I know I'm a fwailure.
[06:21] Yor
I'm nowhere near ash pwetty ash Hiona.
[06:24] Loid
Have you... heard a word I've said?
[06:26] Loid
Hm? Wait...
[06:27] Yor
But you shaid before dat
I wash pwetty, too.
[06:30] Yor
Wash dat jush a wie?!
[06:33] Loid
I thought she was fearing the end of our
contract because she lost faith in her abilities.
[06:39] Loid
Is this actually jealousy?
[06:41] Yor
Are you awready shick of me?
[06:44] Loid
Wait, does Yor have romantic feelings for me?!
[06:49] Loid
I am Twilight.
[06:50] Loid
I have had relationships with countless
women for the sake of my missions.
[06:55] Loid
I'm sorry I've made you worry, Yor.
[06:58] Loid
If Yor truly feels this way about me,
I simply must take advantage of this.
[07:01] Loid
Which means... time for
Operation Honey Trap.
[07:03] Loid
But I want you to have faith in me.
[07:05] Yor
Huh?!
[07:07] Loid
Do you hate me now?
[07:09] Yor
Huh? U-Um, no... I wouldn't shay that...
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[07:13] Loid
Yor, after spending so much time by your side,
I've finally realized my true feelings.
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[07:19] Yor
Um... W-W-W-Woi...
[07:21] Yor
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[07:23] Yor
Woi?!
[07:24] Loid
Yor, let's get married for rea—
[07:35] Yor
Huh? Wha' did I jush do?!
[07:41] Patrons
Oooh...
[07:42] Loid
I was so wrong!
[07:43] Loid
The force behind that kick...
[07:45] Loid
That wasn't from embarrassment.
That was true rejection!
[07:48] Loid
There weren't even a hint of
romantic feelings there!
[07:50] Loid
I got cocky! I'm so sorry!
[07:53] Yor
Are you awwight, Woid?!
[07:56] Loid
I don't understand! What was
that mood of hers just now?!
[07:59] Loid
Did she initiate some high-level reverse
trap to get me to initiate my honey trap?
[08:02] Loid
Is Yor a spy? No, calm down,
Twilight. That can't be it.
[08:07] Yor
I'm sho sowwy! I'm sho sowwy! Woid! Woi...
[08:07] Loid
I can't let my guard down like that.
Somehow, being with Yor throws me off...
[08:12] Yor
Beneath their silver shine, drift to sleep...
[08:18] Loid
A song?
[08:21] Loid
How nostalgic. That's a lullaby
I used to hear all the time.
[08:24] Yor
O sweet prince of mine...
[08:30] Yor
Drift to sleep...
[08:32] Loid
Mother?
[08:36] Yor
I don't know the rest of the words...
[08:45] Yor
Good mworning, Woid...
[08:47] Loid
Wh-Where am I?!
[08:50] Loid
How long was I out?!
[08:52] Yor
We're at a nearby park.
[08:54] Yor
The barthender shaid we were
being too woud and kicked ush out.
[08:58] Yor
You were only asweep for about five minutes.
[09:00] Loid
I haven't been knocked out like that
since my instructor got rough with me!
[09:04] Loid
You've let your guard
down way too much, Loid!
[09:06] Loid
Also, why I was I using
her lap as a pillow?!
[09:08] Yor
I'm very sowwy, Woid.
[09:12] Yor
Of course you'd get shick of
a musclehead woman wike me...
[09:32] Loid
When I was little...
[09:36] Loid
Though I can't remember her face anymore,
[09:38] Loid
I loved being in my mother's arms.
[09:41] Loid
Even on nights when we could've
been bombed at any moment,
[09:44] Loid
just having my mother by my side
allowed me to sleep soundly.
[09:48] Loid
My mother was strong.
[09:51] Loid
Anya tells me all the time that
[09:55] Loid
even if she's in danger, her Mama
will come save her, so she'll be okay.
[10:00] Loid
The reason she's able to
smile and have fun like that
[10:03] Loid
is because you're a safe place for her, Yor.
[10:07] Loid
We agents of the state have been
trying to rebuild this world
[10:10] Loid
through our blood, sweat, and tears.
[10:12] Loid
Yet she managed to accomplish
that all on her own.
[10:15] Loid
You're very strong, Yor.
[10:18] Loid
This may be rude to say
to an unmarried woman,
[10:21] Loid
but you're already a wonderful mother.
[10:24] Yor
I don't think mine is the kind of
strength you're talking about...
[10:28] Loid
I have absolutely no intention of replacing
you in the role of her mother.
[10:32] Yor
B-But Hiona...
[10:35] Loid
Even if I had ever asked her to
take on the role of Anya's mother,
[10:38] Loid
she has absolutely no parenting skills.
[10:41] Yor
But in my cashe... I'd jush been
taking care of Yuri for sho long...
[10:46] Yor
that I jusht twied to do
shomething similar.
[10:48] Loid
But that's just it, though.
[10:51] Loid
This is a skill you've been building
up ever since you were little,
[10:54] Loid
which makes you unparalleled.
[10:56] Loid
Have more confidence in yourself.
[10:58] Loid
I would love for you to
continue being Anya's mother.
[11:07] Loid
And to continue in the role of my wife.
[11:12] Yor
I humbwy accept...
If you'll continue to have me.
[11:18] Loid
Yor, your nose is running.
[11:21] Yor
Pwease excuse me...
[11:24] Loid
Should we head home?
[11:25] Yor
Yesh, we should.
[11:27] Yor
I'll make you shome hot
tea once we get home.
[11:31] Anya
Mama and Papa are late.
They must be shacking up somewhere.
[11:34] Franky
Where exactly do you learn to talk like that?
[11:37] Anya
Mostly from Becky.
[11:39] Anya
I hope they'll be home soon.
[11:41] Franky
Hey, do you like your mom and dad?
[11:46] Anya
I love them!
[11:47] Franky
I see.
[11:53] Loid
We're home.
[11:54] Bond
Borf!
[11:55] Anya
Mama and Papa are flirt...
[11:58] Anya
...ing.
[12:01] Franky
The hell, man?!
[12:02] Franky
Did you try to put some moves
on her and get punched?!
[12:04] Yor
No, no! Ish all my fault!
[12:06] Anya
He's a chin monster.
[12:07] Franky
Here, have a closer look!
[12:09] Loid
Wait! Don't touch it!
[12:11] Loid
Don't touch!
[12:12] Yor
I'm actually surprised myself.
[12:15] Yor
Back then, I never became attached to
anyone or anything other than my brother.
[12:21] Yor
And yet...
[12:22] Yor
I really can't let this place go.
[12:29] Narrator
The next day...
[12:31] Yor
Loid! What in the world
happened to your chin?!
[12:34] Loid
Wait, what?! You forgot everything
that happened yesterday?!
[12:38] Narrator
They had the same conversation
all over again.
[12:44] Damian
So the social gathering is
finally happening next week.
[12:47] Emile
Well...
[12:48] Ewen
They don't really apply to us just yet.
[12:51] Damian
I'm gonna get eight Stella in no time.
[12:54] Ewen
Of course!
[12:55] Anya
The mission so that Papa can be
friends with Second's Son's papa:
[12:59] Anya
Operation Skoricks.
[13:00] Anya
To make it a success, I must
become an Imperel Scooter
[13:03] Anya
and go to the social event.
[13:06] Anya
But...
[13:07] Anya
Anya has sort of given up
on getting eight stars.
[13:11] Anya
Whether it's studying...
[13:14] Anya
or sports, I'm not getting better at all,
and my heart can't take more disappointment.
[13:20] Anya
And that's why Anya is
giving her all to Plan B,
[13:22] Anya
the Friendship Scheme,
to get closer to Second Son,
[13:25] Anya
but that's not going well, either.
[13:28] Damian
The heck are you looking at, huh?
[13:29] Emile
Stupid daughter of that
violent, bribing doctor!
[13:32] Anya
Anya is losing patience.
[13:33] Becky
Oh, my heart is getting impatient
watching you like this, Anya!
[13:37] Becky
I totally get it, Anya! It's so hard
to tell someone you love them!
[13:43] Anya
Love?
[13:44] Anya
I love Papa.
[13:46] Anya
I love Mama.
[13:48] Anya
I love peanuts.
[13:50] Anya
I love cartoons.
[13:51] Anya
Second Son...
[13:53] Anya
Nope, nuh-uh.
[13:55] Becky
Oh, look at you being all shy!
Be true to your heart!
[13:58] Becky
Okay, I know! I'll help you
so he ends up liking you.
[14:04] Becky
Boys always fall for how a girl looks.
[14:08] Becky
If you get dressed up all cute and fancy,
he'll be head over heels for you in no time!
[14:12] Anya
Oho.
[14:13] Becky
Which means, next weekend...
[14:16] Becky
We're going shopping together!
SIGN SHOPPING WITH FRIENDS
[14:18] Anya
Anya's never been in a fancy car!
[14:20] Anya
So exciting!
[14:22] Becky
It's not bad, right?
[14:24] Becky
And hey! I went all the way to your house,
and my precious Loid wasn't there! Why?!
[14:30] (Flashback) Becky
Loid, oh Loid! Wherefore art thou, Loid?
[14:33] (Flashback) Yor
Thank you for looking
after our daughter today.
[14:36] Anya
Papa had an emergency at work.
[14:38] Becky
Also, my precious Loid's
wife is way prettier in person.
[14:41] Becky
She's definitely a worthy rival.
[14:43] Martha
You mustn't commit adultery, my lady.
[14:46] Becky
By the way, that pochette is
really cute. What's in it?
[14:49] Anya
Um...
[14:51] Anya
Lots of cold, hard cash.
[14:53] Loid
Being on good terms with the Blackbells
will be extremely advantageous.
[14:57] Loid
I'm sure intel will be willing
to splurge on the budget.
[14:59] (Flashback) Loid
Take this.
[15:00] (Flashback) Yor
That much?!
[15:02] Anya
My allowance.
[15:03] Becky
Oh, my precious Loid is so kind!
[15:06] Becky
It's not that much, though.
[15:07] Martha
Kids these days...
[15:09] Anya
How many peanuts can I buy with this?
[15:12] Becky
We're not buying peanuts.
[15:15] Becky
We're buying clothes, my dear. Clothes.
[15:29] Employees
Welcome, Miss Becky.
[15:32] Employee A
We've prepared quite a few pieces
from the Berlint Collection.
[15:36] Becky
Thank you!
[15:38] Anya
Are your family evil masterminds after all?
[15:41] Anya
How much cold, hard cash do you have?
[15:43] Becky
I've never even walked
around with cash before.
[15:47] Becky
Usually, the shops come to me, but today,
[15:50] Becky
I wanted to enjoy shopping with you,
so I rented out this whole department store.
[15:55] Becky
Let's have you try on all kinds of outfits
[15:57] Becky
and find the one that'll make him fall for you.
SIGN Lip-Reading Techniques
to Let You Truly Be Yourself
Read Minds and Become
More Beautiful.
SIGN Anya's Fall Collection
SIGN Clothes That'll Get Your Classmates to Love You
SIGN A Special Feature on Westalis Import Brands
SIGN A Telepath Girl's Styling Tutorial
Styling Tutorial
SIGN Forget All About Your School Uniform
[16:09] Becky
Yes! Perfect, Anya!
[16:12] Becky
You look adorable! But I'm still cuter.
[16:15] Becky
That's right, Anya. Break free from
your shell and become a new you.
[16:20] Becky
Hmm... Maybe we broke the shell a bit too much.
[16:23] Becky
But you need to be aggressive
when it comes to fashion!
[16:27] Becky
Perfect, Anya! I don't even get
it anymore, but it's perfect!
[16:30] Becky
Reach out your hand and
go beyond fashion itself!
[16:36] Anya
Fashion is hard...
[16:37] Becky
Yeah... We don't know what he's into,
so it's hard to narrow down the choices.
[16:43] Anya
But I wear the same clothes
every day at school.
[16:46] Anya
I don't have a chance to
show off another outfit.
[16:48] Becky
Of course our uniforms
are the same every day.
[16:52] Becky
But if our instructor allows it,
[16:54] Becky
we can wear our own clothes at the
dorm party at the end of the term.
[16:57] Becky
That'll be your opportunity!
[16:59] Becky
Oh, wait! If parents and guardians
are going to attend this party...
[17:04] Loid
My, what a beautiful young lady.
[17:06] Loid
I'm Anya's father, Loid.
[17:08] Becky
Oh, no! I shouldn't have wasted so
much time finding clothes for Anya!
[17:13] Anya
Shock!
[17:14] Becky
Hey, what kind of clothes
does my precious Loid like?
[17:22] Employees
So cute!
[17:23] Becky
Maybe I'll go for an orthodox cute look.
[17:27] Employee A
Miss Becky!
[17:32] Employees
How lovely!
[17:34] Becky
Or perhaps something a bit more stylish?
[17:37] Employee B
You look amazing!
[17:39] Becky
How about this?
[17:42] Becky
Maybe I'll just go for a
more sophisticated look.
[17:46] Employee C
So mature!
[17:47] Becky
Maybe I'll try out his wife's look.
[17:50] Employee A
It's perfect!
[17:51] Employees B & C
So cute!
[17:53] Becky
Hmm... I don't know what to do anymore, either.
[17:57] Employee A
You looked lovely in all of them.
[18:00] Becky
Anyway, I'll go ahead and buy all of them.
[18:02] Employee A
Thank you very much.
[18:04] Becky
Which one do you want, Anya?
[18:06] Anya
Anya's tummy is already very
full from all the outfits.
[18:09] Becky
Really? Then do you want
to go look at some shoes?
[18:32] Becky
I guess I'm a little tired, too.
[18:35] Anya
I almost shopped myself to death...
[18:38] Becky
To death? Are you actually going to die?
[18:41] Martha
My lady, you have purchased too many things.
[18:44] Becky
Wait! Are you in there somewhere, Martha?!
[18:48] Becky
By the way, you haven't
bought anything yet, Anya.
[18:51] Anya
I dunno what I want.
[18:53] Anya
Fashion is hard.
[18:56] Becky
Did you... not enjoy shopping with me?
[19:02] Anya
I had fun!
[19:04] Anya
This is Anya's first time shopping
with a friend! So exciting!
[19:09] Becky
Friend?
[19:11] Becky
I-In that case, let's get right back into it!
[19:14] Becky
Let's look for something you want, Anya!
[19:16] Anya
Cartoon merch is what calls my name.
[19:19] Becky
They don't have anything
like that at this shop.
[19:24] Becky
I think there's a plushie shop over there.
[19:27] Anya
Who is Mister Sheep here?
[19:29] Becky
Huh?
[19:30] Becky
Oh, it's this department store's mascot.
[19:34] Becky
Look over there.
[19:35] Becky
Apparently, it's because they
started off selling wool.
[19:39] Anya
So cute... I want this!
[19:41] Becky
What? A key chain?
[19:43] Becky
You're such a child, Anya.
[19:46] Anya
It's to remember going shopping with you.
[19:49] Becky
Huh?
[19:50] Anya
To celebrate that we both overcame death.
[19:52] Becky
Th-Then I'll also—
[19:55] (Flashback) Becky's Father
Listen well, Becky.
[19:56] (Flashback) Becky's Father
As the daughter of a top conglomerate,
you must only wear the finest things.
[20:05] Anya
Here! I bought one for you, too.
[20:08] Becky
Huh? When did you...
[20:10] Anya
Anya is very good at doing big sister things.
[20:12] Becky
But...
[20:14] Martha
If you were to ignore
your friend's generosity,
[20:17] Martha
you would be tarnishing the Blackbell name.
[20:19] Martha
I'm sure that's exactly
what your father would say.
[20:22] Becky
Th-Then I guess I don't have a choice.
[20:25] Becky
It's a bit embarrassing,
but I guess I'll take it.
[20:29] Becky
Thank you.
[20:30] Anya
Becky should also be more honest.
[20:32] Becky
Wait, why did we go shopping today, anyway?
[20:35] Anya
I forget.
[20:36] Becky
Well, whatever. Let's go home.
[20:53] (Flashback) Kid
Becky's always so mean!
[20:56] (Flashback) Kid
She always says mean things and bullies us!
[20:59] (Flashback) Becky
What? What's wrong with calling you little
brats when that's exactly what you are?
[21:03] (Flashback) Martha
That's quite enough, young lady!
[21:05] (Flashback) Becky
Eden College? No!
Because I learned in nursery school
[21:09] (Flashback) Becky
that no good comes from associating
with commoners.
[21:12] (Flashback) Becky
This sucks.
[21:14] (Flashback) Becky
Whatever. I guess smiling and going along with
those around you is the adult strategy here.
[21:19] (Flashback) Martha
My lady, you mustn't think you know all
there is to know about everything and everyone.
[21:24] (Flashback) Martha
Once you can stop doing that, you'll be
on your way to becoming a proper adult.
[21:32] (Flashback) Becky
Listen to this, Martha!
[21:34] (Flashback) Becky
There's this really interesting
girl in my class!
[21:36] (Flashback) Becky
Maybe school's not so bad after all!
[21:41] Becky
I'll get you something later...
[21:47] Martha
I'm very happy for you, my lady.
[21:52] Loid
Just this was 300 dalc?!
SIGN ° Roughly 100,000 yen
[21:54] Anya
It's the treasure Becky and me share.
[21:56] Bond
Jealou...
[21:58] Becky
Good morning!
[22:00] Becky
Anya!
[22:02] Anya
Morning, pwease.
[22:07] Anya
We match!
[22:08] Becky
We do!
[22:10] Becky
I hope the teachers don't yell at us.
[22:12] Anya
It's no problem!
[22:14] Becky
You're right.
[22:22] Ewen
What's the matter, Lord Damian?
[22:25] Damian
Nothing! Jeez!
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