E12 - Penguin Park

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[00:02] Narrator
    The capitol of Ostania, Berlint.
[00:08] Narrator
    This old woman is a contact for
    Westalis's intelligence agency, WISE.
[00:30] Narrator
    This man's name is Loid Forger,
[00:33] Narrator
    otherwise known by his code name, Twilight.
[00:36] Narrator
    His occupation: spy.
[00:39] Narrator
    It appears as though, on top of the current
    important mission he is conducting,
[00:43] Narrator
    he's been given another.
[00:58] Old woman
    This has been my life for decades now.
[01:01] Old woman
    Every day remains the same,
    and peace is fleeting.
[01:05] Old woman
    Will we ever see a day
[01:07] Old woman
    when we're not needed anymore?
[03:01] Loid
    Mission complete.
[03:05] Contact
    Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Twilight.
[03:09] Contact
    We thank you for completing
    that mission so quickly.
[03:13] Contact
    How goes Operation Strix?
[03:16] Narrator
    That is his top-priority mission to maintain
    peace between the East and the West.
[03:22] Narrator
    That mission...
[03:26] Loid
    It's going smoothly.
[03:27] Loid
    I have secured both a wife and child.
[03:30] Narrator
    ...is meant to bring the enemy
    country's plans for war to light,
[03:33] Narrator
    establish a family in said country,
    and infiltrate a certain academy.
[03:40] Contact
    Very good. Not standing out is
    an iron-clad rule for a spy.
[03:43] Contact
    Continue acting as a
    completely mundane family.
[03:46] Loid
    I know.
[03:48] Contact
    Did you quit smoking?
[03:50] Loid
    Well, I have a child now.
[03:54] Narrator
    And thus, the Forgers came
    to be without issue, but...
[04:00] Yor
    Loid did mention that he
    was going to be late,
[04:03] Yor
    so why don't we eat out tonight?
[04:05] Anya
    Yep.
[04:06] Yor
    Doctors sure are busy. It must be difficult.
[04:12] Anya
    Papa is not actually a doctor.
[04:15] Narrator
    His daughter, Anya, whom he just happened
    to adopt from an orphanage...
[04:20] Anya
    Papa's real job is a spy.
[04:22] Anya
    Today, he went to take down an arms dealer.
[04:25] Narrator
    ...is an Esper who can read minds.
[04:30] Anya
    I bring you my dish!
[04:31] Yor
    Thank you very much, Miss Anya.
[04:34] Yor
    Hmm... It's just not washing off...
[04:38] Narrator
    His wife, Yor, who agreed to this arrangement
    because of a common interest...
[04:43] Yor
    I can still smell the blood
    from yesterday's kill.
[04:46] Narrator
    ...is a hardcore assassin.
[04:48] Narrator
    A spy, a telepath, and an assassin.
[04:52] Narrator
    The three decided to live under one roof
[04:54] Narrator
    for their own reasons while
    concealing their true identities,
[04:57] Narrator
    and so their less-than-mundane
    family life continues on.
SIGN    PENGUIN PARK
[05:02] Loid
    I keep getting all these extra missions
    every day, on top of Operation Strix.
[05:07] Loid
    HQ must be in dire straits
    over the personnel shortage.
[05:12] Loid
    When I get home, I have my
    pretend family to deal with.
[05:15] Loid
    I am an agent. Therefore,
    my soul has no time to rest.
[05:22] Wife A
    Hey, don't you think the husband
    across the hall must be in trouble?
[05:27] Wife A
    It's supposed to be a day off, but he's
    working late into the night again.
[05:31] Loid
    They're our neighbors...
[05:33] Wife B
    And they have a little child.
    That poor, neglected thing.
[05:37] Wife C
    I rarely see the three of them together.
[05:40] Wife B
    He's probably off cheating somewhere!
[05:42] Wife B
    How awful!
[05:43] Wife A
    Maybe he actually got fired,
    and he can't bring himself to go home.
[05:48] Loid
    I was careless.
[05:50] Loid
    I was so consumed by my other missions
[05:52] Loid
    that I neglected playing
    the role of the father well.
[05:57] Loid
    Even the slightest suspicion or mistrust
    from those around us in a deception operation
[06:01] Loid
    can be detrimental.
[06:03] Loid
    I must do everything I can
    to remedy this situation.
[06:06] Loid
    A threat to our family is
    a threat to the world!
[06:10] Loid
    We're going out next weekend!
[06:15] Loid
    The three of us will have a good time.
    Where do we want to go?
[06:19] Loid
    Oh? Is that a penguin, Anya?
[06:22] Loid
    I know. Let's go to the aquarium.
[06:25] Yor
    Um... You seem exhausted.
    Why not get some rest?
[06:30] Loid
    Yor, in order for our pretend
    marriage to continue,
[06:33] Loid
    we must do everything we can to
    seem like a normal, happy family.
[06:37] Loid
    So look forward to the weekend!
[06:40] Anya
    So exciting!
[06:42] Loid
    I need to take care of all of
    my other missions before then.
[06:55] Loid
    Well... let's go.
[06:58] Yor
    Loid, perhaps you really
    should get some rest.
[07:01] Loid
    I'm perfectly fine.
[07:03] Wife C
    Oh, if it isn't the Forgers.
[07:05] Wife C
    It's so rare to see all of you together.
[07:09] Loid
    We're about to go enjoy some
    time together at the aquarium.
[07:12] Loid
    Isn't that exciting, Anya?
[07:14] Wife D
    I see...
[07:16] Loid
    We need to show our neighbors
    what a happy family we are
[07:19] Loid
    so they don't ever suspect
    that we're a pretend family.
[07:24] Anya
    My papa, who is taking us on an ooting,
[07:26] Anya
    and my mama, who is very kind to
    my papa, are both very good people.
[07:30] Anya
    I think our family is completely normal.
[07:34] Loid
    That sounded more like an explanation
    than anything else, but good enough.
[07:39] Loid
    Now, then...
[07:41] Loid
    If you'll excuse us.
[07:43] Anya
    Please wait, Papa, who is a
    very good and normal person!
[07:49] Anya
    Ba-donk ka-chonk!
[07:54] Loid
    Another summons?
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[07:58] Loid
    I'm going to go buy us some drinks.
[08:00] Yor
    All right.
[08:06] Old woman
    Agent Twilight, we've got another
    additional mission for you tod—
[08:10] Loid
    I cannot.
[08:14] Old Woman
    This is straight from WISE HQ—
[08:16] Loid
    I cannot. Today is a very
    important day for Operation Strix.
[08:20] Anya
    Papa!
[08:21] Anya
    We need to hurry, or the
    aquarium will go out of business!
[08:25] Loid
    Don't worry, they just remodeled the place.
[08:27] Loid
    Just wait patiently.
[08:29] Loid
    There you have it.
[08:30] Loid
    Anyway, I'll take one coffee, one juice—
[08:32] Old woman
    Hang on! Did you say "aquarium"?
[08:34] Old woman
    Splendid, Agent Twilight.
[08:37] Old woman
    The location of this mission just
    happens to be Berlint Aquarium!
[08:41] Old woman
    I am blown away at how prepared you are!
[08:43] Loid
    No, really. This was a coincidence.
[08:45] Loid
    Could I get that coffee and juice now?
[08:47] Old woman
    There will be some intel
     traded at the aquarium—
[08:50] Loid
    My coffee and juice, please.
[08:52] Old woman
    Listen to me carefully, Twilight.
[08:53] Old woman
    This intel contains instructions from another
     country for making a new chemical weapon.
[08:58] Old woman
    If terrorists get their
    hands on this information,
[09:01] Old woman
    many will perish in our country!
[09:11] Anya
    So many... fishies!
[09:14] Anya
    An octopus!
[09:15] Anya
    Starfish.
[09:17] Anya
    A tiny shark!
[09:19] Yor
    She looks like she's having fun.
[09:21] Yor
    Loid...
[09:22] Yor
    You look so pale. Are you all right?
[09:26] Loid
    I ended up taking the mission.
[09:29] Loid
    But we did successfully show the
    neighbors how well we get along.
[09:34] Loid
    As long as I can get through
    this separate mission...
[09:37] Wife A
    Oh, if it isn't the Forgers
    from across the hall.
[09:40] Wife A
    What a coincidence.
[09:42] Yor
    Oh, hello.
[09:43] Loid
    You can't... be serious!
[09:45] Wife A
    We just got here, too.
[09:47] Loid
    Now I definitely can't relax.
[09:50] Loid
    Actually, we just need
    to shoo them off, and—
[09:52] Yor
    Would you like to join us?
[09:54] Loid
    Yor!
[09:55] Wife A
    What a great idea.
[09:57] Anya
    Papa is funny.
[09:59] Yor
    If we want to appear normal,
[10:01] Yor
    we need to keep up a good
    relationship with our neighbors.
[10:04] Loid
    Very well, then.
[10:06] Loid
    I'll take care of this mission immediately,
    and then return to weekend mode.
[10:09] Old woman
    According to our intel,
[10:12] (Flashback) Old woman
    they smuggled in a capsule containing
    film by making a penguin swallow it.
[10:18] (Flashback) Loid
    Why a penguin?
[10:20] (Flashback) Old woman
    It was brought in sometime
    yesterday at an unknown time.
[10:22] (Flashback) Old woman
    The recipient has not appeared yet.
[10:24] (Flashback) Old woman
    You must retrieve the goods before the
    enemy organization does, no matter what!
[10:29] Loid
    Why don't we check out the penguin exhibit?
    It seems to be the main attraction.
[10:32] Wife A and B
    Okay.
[10:33] Anya
    I like penguins! I wanna see!
[10:38] Announcer
    Welcome to the world's biggest penguin park!
[10:43] Anya
    P-P-P-Penguins!
[10:45] Announcer
    Our most recommended
    attraction at this aquarium
[10:49] Announcer
    is our adorable underwater show
    that stars 200 penguins!
[10:50] Loid
    Exactly which penguin is my target?
[10:53] Loid
    There's no time to check
    each and every penguin.
[10:57] Loid
    I'd have a better chance of stopping the
    terrorist from obtaining the film...
[11:01] Loid
    No... Since I don't know when
    the recipient is going to show up,
[11:06] Loid
    that'll be difficult, as well.
[11:08] Loid
    I won't be able to keep an eye
    on all of these penguins alone.
[11:14] Loid
    What am I going to do?
[11:15] Loid
    There has to be something...
[11:17] Loid
    They must've marked the penguin somehow
    to tell it apart from the others.
[11:20] Anya
    Papa is troubled.
[11:23] Yor
    Loid is so enthusiastic. I guess he lets
    his inner child out sometimes, too.
[11:31] Man's voice A
    Hey, that fish looks tasty.
[11:32] Woman's voice
    Wait, where did my kid go?!
[11:34] Man's voice B
    I hope my girlfriend stops being so angry.
[11:42] Penguin's voice A
    Fish...
[11:43] Anya
    It's hard to read the minds of penguins.
[11:44] Penguin's voice B
    Let's play.
[11:46] Penguin's voice C
    I'mma eat some fish.
[11:47] Penguin's voice D
    I'm hungry.
[11:48] Penguin's voice E
    Come over here.
[11:52] Anya
    Papa, that penguin looks like it can't breathe.
[11:57] Loid
    It's drinking a lot of water
    only to spit it all back out.
[12:00] Loid
    It's possible there's something
    stuck in its throat.
[12:03] Loid
    This is definitely worth investigating.
[12:06] Loid
    Sorry. I'm going to go buy
    some drinks real quick.
[12:10] Yor
    Loid... His exhaustion must
    be making him so thirsty.
[12:15] Chief
    Hey! Where's the new guy
    we're supposed to get today?
[12:17] Chief
    He's this late on his first day?
[12:19] Loid
    Sorry I'm late!
[12:21] Chief
    What's wrong with you young'uns today?
[12:25] Chief
    I'll show you how to feed
    the penguins. Follow me.
[12:28] Loid
    Yes, sir!
[12:30] Loid
    The fastest way to get closer to the target
    penguin without causing a commotion
[12:33] Loid
    is to disguise myself as
    one of the aquarists.
SIGN    Agent Twilight's Specialty: Disguises
[12:40] Chief
    The first thing a newbie has to learn
    is all of the penguins' faces and names.
[12:45] Chief
    Did you memorize the roster?
[12:47] Loid
    Yes. I glanced through it
    quickly in the staff room.
[12:51] Chief
    You glanced through? You moron!
[12:53] Chief
    Even with me, it took two
    years to learn all 200...
[12:55] Loid
    Oh, Chief. You're about to step
    on poor Petilda behind you.
[13:03] Chief
    This is indeed Petilda.
[13:05] Loid
    This one is Pemas, and this is Pescar.
[13:10] Chief
    How can you tell, newbie?
[13:12] Loid
    Huh? Well, all of their patterns
    are completely different.
[13:16] Loid
    Their faces and heights, too.
[13:18] Chief
    Even I still mistake them
    every once in a while.
[13:21] Chief
    I can't believe this guy's
    observation skills and memory.
[13:24] Chief
    All right, then. Let's get to feeding them.
[13:27] Chief
    This way.
[13:31] Loid
    The penguin I spotted earlier is...
[13:35] Loid
    Right there. Parles, the emperor penguin.
[13:38] Loid
    I need to get to him immediately and...
[13:40] Loid
    Wh-Wha?!
[13:42] Loid
    I-I can't go any further.
[13:44] Chief
    We've got big eaters and fussy eaters.
[13:46] Chief
    Each penguin has unique
    eating habits, so pay attention.
[13:49] Loid
    I don't have time for this.
[13:51] Loid
    I need to hurry back, or the
    neighbors will be suspicious.
[13:54] Loid
    Chief!
[13:55] Loid
    Allow me to do the honors!
[13:56] Chief and Aquarist
    What?
[13:58] Loid
    I figured this out watching
    veteran aquarists...
[14:01] Loid
    The most important thing
    is how each penguin eats.
[14:04] Loid
    How much they eat, what kind of food it is,
[14:07] Loid
    and where each group is located.
[14:10] Loid
    As long as I can figure these things out...
[14:19] Loid
    Controlling the masses is mere child's play.
[14:23] Chief
    That's no ordinary newbie!
[14:28] Loid
    Uh-oh. Apparently Parles isn't very hungry.
[14:32] Loid
    He might be sick, so I'll take
    him to the treatment room.
[14:36] Loid
    If you'll excuse me for a bit.
[14:38] Chief
    S-Sure...
[14:41] Loid
    Sorry, little guy.
[14:46] Loid
    Bingo! There's something
    stuck in his throat.
[14:50] Loid
    Upon closer observation, it seems there's
    a mark on the bottom of his foot, too.
[14:54] Loid
    Just a second, little guy.
    I'll get it out for you.
[14:57] Man from Org
    You there.
[14:59] Man from Org
    What are you planning to
    do with that penguin?
[15:03] Loid
    He's not feeling well, so I'm
    taking him to the treatment room.
[15:06] Man from Org
    I see. Allow me to do that for you.
[15:09] Loid
    I'm terribly sorry. Only staff
    are allowed to handle them.
[15:14] Man from Org
    My apologies.
[15:17] Man from Org
    I'm a professor from Berlint University's
     marine biology research lab.
[15:22] Man from Org
    I'm in charge of the marine animals here.
[15:35] Loid
    This ID is fake.
[15:37] Loid
    It's not even well-made.
[15:40] Man from Org
    Who do you work for, you—
[15:43] Loid
    You're not getting away!
[15:46] Loid
    Hey, be still!
[15:47] Chief
    Hey, newbie!
[15:49] Chief
    Where are you taking that penguin?
[15:51] Chief
    The treatment room is that way!
[15:54] Loid
    I can't carelessly let him go without
    knowing how many enemies are here.
[16:00] Loid
    My top priority is retrieving this film.
[16:02] Loid
    I'll have to give up on chasing after him.
[16:09] Yor
    Oh, no... Now where did
    Miss Anya run off to?
[16:14] Man from Org
    I need to let my comrades
    outside know to kill that man,
[16:18] Man from Org
    and retrieve the film—
[16:22] Man from Org
    Who the hell are you?!
[16:23] Anya
    Mama! I'm being kidnapped!
[16:25] Yor
    Miss Anya?!
[16:27] Man from Org
    Let go of me!
[16:28] Man from Org
    What are you talking ab—
[16:30] Yor
    What do you think...
[16:33] Yor
    you're doing to my daughter?!
[16:36] Anya
    Wow.
[16:37] Yor
    Are you all right?
[16:39] Yor
    Oh, no. I definitely overdid it.
[16:43] Yor
    I hope he's not dead...
[16:45] Loid
    Wow.
[16:46] Narrator
    And so, Twilight was able to retrieve the film
[16:49] Narrator
    and get information about the enemy
    organization from the man they captured.
[16:54] Wife A
    You know, your husband
    hasn't come back at all.
[16:58] Wife A
    I'm telling you, he's cheating!
[17:00] Wife
    How awful!
[17:02] Yor
    Huh? That's not...
[17:04] Loid
    I'm sorry I took so long!
[17:07] Yor
    Loid!
[17:08] Loid
    Ta-da!
[17:09] Anya
    A penguin!
[17:11] Yor
    Oh, what a big stuffed penguin!
     Where did you get it?
[17:14] Loid
    It was a prize from the penguin name-guessing
     challenge they were doing over there.
[17:18] Loid
    I just had to get it for Anya,
     so I kept trying over and over.
[17:23] Loid
    Boy, it sure was difficult.
[17:25] Anya
    Papa is a liar. He actually got it in one try.
[17:31] Yor
    He got so worked up. How adorable.
[17:33] Wife A
    You're a better father than I thought.
[17:37] Wife A
    I'm impressed.
[17:39] Loid
    You flatter me.
[17:41] Loid
    I'm just a simple father trying
    not to stumble around too much
[17:44] Yor
    It's bigger than you, Miss Anya.
[17:47] Loid
    as I protect my happy little family.
[17:50] Wife A
    Now that I've gotten a closer look
    at you, you're quite handsome.
[17:54] Loid
    Looks like things are going
    to work out here, too.
[17:58] Loid
    But I'm absolutely done with
    all this excessive overwork.
[18:03] Loid
    I'm going to file a complaint to
    HQ and request a long vaca—
[18:10] Loid
    No...
[18:12] Loid
    Maintaining a world where
    children don't cry...
[18:14] Loid
    A world with no war...
[18:17] Loid
    That is my duty.
[18:19] Loid
    I have no time to stand by idly.
[18:21] Anya
    Papa! The dolphin show is gonna start!
[18:24] Loid
    Sorry, could you walk a little slower?
[18:29] Newbie aquarist
    What?! You want me to be the chief?!
[18:31] Newbie aquarist
    But why?!
[18:33] Chief
    I have nothing more to teach you.
[18:43] Chimera (Anya)
    I am Director Chimera, the boss
    of the secret organization P2.
[18:47] Chimera
    So you're the new recruit, eh?
[18:51] Penguin (Anya)
    I am called Penguin, please,
    and I come from the aquarium.
[18:55] Penguin
    It is a pweasure to meet
    your acquaintenance.
[18:58] Chimera
    Indeed.
[18:59] Chimera
    Agent Anya, you know what to do.
[19:02] Anya
    Yep!
[19:10] Chimera
    We have a ritual in which we both
    eat the halves of a split peanut.
[19:14] Chimera
    Once you have completed this task,
[19:16] Chimera
    you will be officially recognized
    as a member of this organization.
[19:22] Anya
    Om...
[19:24] Chimera
    Starting today, you will be
    known as Agent Penguinman.
[19:28] Chimera
    Do your best for peace.
[19:30] Penguin
    Yep.
[19:32] Chimera
    Agent Anya, show our new
    agent around our hideout.
[19:38] Anya
    Okey-dokey!
[19:45] Anya
    This is our hideout's command room.
[19:48] Anya
    We gather intel from this machine every day.
SIGN    ° She watches cartoons
[19:52] Anya
    This is Agent Papa. He is a
    super-elite that can do anything.
[19:57] Loid
    Um... what? Is she pretending to be a spy?
[20:00] Anya
    This is Agent Mama.
[20:02] Anya
    She's strong, but fails at everything else.
[20:05] Yor
    Am I that much of a failure?!
[20:07] Anya
    They are Anya's trusted lackeys.
[20:10] Anya
    Okay, onward to the next spot.
[20:16] Yor
    It looks like Miss Anya has taken
    quite a liking to that plushie.
[20:20] Loid
    Mm...
[20:25] Anya
    This is the bathroom!
[20:27] Anya
    You can heal your wounds from battle here.
[20:34] Anya
    This is Anya's room. I train in here every day.
SIGN    ° She studies
[20:46] Anya
    And...
[20:48] Anya
    The most top-secret spots in our hideout.
[20:52] Anya
    Papa's room and Mama's room!
[20:55] Anya
    Be on your guard.
[20:57] Anya
    If you discover the secret of
    these rooms, you won't leave alive.
[21:00] Anya
    We might find the ultimate knife,
    or the ultimate bomb!
[21:11] Anya
    Now, then...
[21:12] Loid
    Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[21:15] Loid
    How many times have I told you not
    to go in there without permission?!
[21:20] Loid
    Er, it's just, there's a lot of dangerous things
    in there, like scissors and heaters.
[21:24] Loid
    Honestly, there are far more
    dangerous things in there.
[21:26] Yor
    Yes, you shouldn't go in mine, either.
[21:29] Yor
    My room has poisoned needles and such.
[21:31] Anya
    Papa and Mama, I hate you both!
[21:34] Anya
    Anya's gonna run away from home!
[21:37] Loid
    Not good. At this rate,
    Operation Strix is going to collapse!
[21:42] Loid
    What should I do?
[21:47] Loid
    A-Agent Anya!
[21:49] Loid
    There's no time for crying!
    World peace is on the line!
[21:53] Loid
    L-Let's wrap up the tour of the hideout
    and head out for our next mission!
[21:58] Yor
    Y-Yes! Let's go beat the bad guys!
[22:05] Anya
    Okay! Follow me, you two!
[22:07] Anya
    The bad guys have taken over
    the candy store on 2nd Street.
[22:10] Anya
    Let's go save them!
[22:12] Loid and Yor
    Huh?
[22:16] Anya
    Be careful.
[22:17] Anya
    The enemy might have set traps.
[22:20] Loid
    W-Well done, Agent Anya.
[22:20] Townsperson 2
    What is that?
[22:22] Townsperson 3
    Aw, what a sweet family.
[22:25] Loid
    A spy must not stand out...
[22:30] Narrator
    Later on, Anya's mood improved
    after they bought her a snack,
[22:34] Narrator
    and peace was restored
    to the Forger household.