Spy x Family
World peace is at stake and secret agent Twilight must undergo his most difficult mission yet—pretend to be a family man. Posing as a loving husband and father, he’ll infiltrate an elite school to get close to a high-profile politician. He has the perfect cover, except his wife’s a deadly assassin and neither knows each other’s identity. But someone does, his adopted daughter who’s a telepath!

Season 1

OP - SOUVENIR
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Well, apparently I've discovered that
I can take these yawn-filled days
And turn them into movies
I've found the secret and trick to it
Under this sky where we don't get along
I closed my heart and locked it
That's how I've managed to live my life
And the melodies now overlap
I wanted a sign, no matter how small
That I could actually find
better than any streetlight
I put a ribbon on each of the
sights that my eyes pick out
And I collect them like souvenirs
as I continue down this path home
The seasons each say hello,
and I shed a few tears as I go
Where should I begin to talk about
this way home that you've given me?
I walk and walk and sometimes
rush on my way to see you
I run and run, wait, no, I should
still walk on my way to see you

E1 - Operation Strix
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[00:03] Diplomat
    How much longer to the embassy?
[00:06] Driver
    I believe it'll be around 20 minutes, sir.
[00:09] Driver
    Huh?
[00:10] Driver
    The brake's not working.
[00:11] Diplomat
    Hey, you! Up front! Look up front!
[00:19] Member A
    One of our diplomats perished
    in a car accident in Ostania.
[00:24] Member A
    But we believe it to be an assassination
     by the East's far-right political party.
[00:29] Member A
    They are plotting a war against
    our nation of Westalis.
[00:34] Member A
    We must do everything we can
    to figure out their plan.
[00:38] Member B
    Let's let him take care of it.
[00:39] Member B
    The best agent we have.
[00:42] Member B
    "Twilight."
[00:45] Man in Coat
    Here's the goods I promised.
[00:47] Man in Coat
    Proof that the foreign
    minister wears a toupee.
[00:50] Man in Coat
    I even have the negatives.
[00:52] Fake Edgar
    Well done.
[00:54] Fake Edgar
    Now we can force him to resign.
[00:56] Fake Edgar
    I look forward to doing
    business with you again.
[01:00] Edgar
    Hey.
[01:02] Edgar
    How about you hand over the goods now?
[01:06] Man in Coat
    Huh? Wha—But you just—
[01:11] Man in Coat
    He got me!
[01:12] Narrator
    Code name: Twilight.
[01:15] Narrator
    A spy.
[01:20] Narrator
    In an era in which the nations of
    the world were waging a fierce war
[01:23] Narrator
    of information just out of sight,
[01:25] Narrator
    this man survived that battlefield by being
[01:27] Narrator
    a master of disguise,
    a man with a hundred faces.
[01:32] Karen
    So Daddy's been in such a bad
    mood lately because someone
[01:34] Karen
    stole his toupee pictures, or something.
[01:36] Karen
    What even? Ugh, I'm so mad.
[01:39] Karen
    Hello? Are you even listening, Robert?
[01:41] Twilight
    Hm? Yes, that's rather unfortunate.
[01:46] Karen
    So, Robert... Do you think
    one day we'll also—
[01:49] Twilight
    Karen, let's break up.
[01:51] Karen
    What?!
[01:52] Twilight
    I'm afraid I can't sense any intelligence
    in your conversations.
[01:55] Twilight
    Farewell. May you find happiness.
[01:56] Karen
    Hey, Robert! Wait!
    You can't just do that to me!
[02:00] Karen
    Robert!
[02:01] Twilight
    Sorry, Karen, but I have no
    further use for your family.
[02:06] Twilight
    As of tonight, I'm also done with
    the mask known as Robert.
[02:09] Twilight
    Marriage? Conventional happiness?
[02:11] Twilight
    I got rid of those aspirations, as well
    as my identity, the day I became a spy.
[02:28] Contact
    Meow.
[02:29] Twilight
    Must be Cipher C.
[02:31] Train Announcer
    The train bound for Berlint is
    now departing from track 5.
[02:37] Chief
    Good day, or perhaps,
    good evening, Twilight.
[02:40] Chief
    Well done on your last mission.
[02:43] Chief
    Thanks to you, the minister lived another day,
    to the great benefit of our country.
[02:48] Chief
    Now, then, I have your next mission.
[02:51] Chief
    Your target is the leader of the
    National Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.
[02:55] Chief
    He is a great threat to the truce
    between the East and the West.
[02:58] Chief
    Your mission is to get close to him
    and probe any seditious activities.
[03:02] Chief
    In order to achieve this,
[03:03] Chief
    you will get married and have a child.
[03:06] Twilight
    Sorry, what?!
[03:07] Chief
    Desmond is an extremely cautious
    man who rarely appears in public.
[03:12] Chief
    He only appears at social gatherings held
    at the elite private school his son attends.
[03:18] Chief
    These events are informal get-togethers for the
    upper echelon of industrial and political leaders.
[03:22] Chief
    You will have your child
    enroll in this school
[03:25] Chief
    and infiltrate one of the social gatherings.
[03:27] Chief
    The enrollment deadline is drawing near,
    meaning you have one week to pull this off.
[03:32] Twilight
    You expect me to produce a
    child within seven days?!
[03:37] Twilight
    Please excuse me.
[03:39] Chief
    Operation Strix.
[03:41] Chief
    This operation is the key to maintaining
    peace between East and West...
[03:43] Chief
    and perhaps, the world.
[03:46] Chief
    Hero who casts no shadow,
[03:47] Chief
    the great deeds you and your fellow
    agents do shall never see the light of day.
[03:51] Chief
    You will never earn any medals
    nor make it into the papers.
[03:54] Chief
    Even so...
[03:55] Chief
    Never forget that everyone else's
    day-to-day lives are possible
[03:58] Chief
    because of your blood, sweat, and tears.
[04:01] Twilight
    Very well.
[04:03] Twilight
    I abandoned my identity
    when I became Twilight.
[04:05] Twilight
    I will play the part of a
    father with a child if I must,
[04:08] Twilight
    for the sake of a better world.
SIGN    OPERATION STRIX
[04:15] Real estate agent
    This is one of our single-family apartments.
[04:18] Real estate agent
    The unit comes furnished, includes central
    air conditioning and heating, and...
[04:21] Real estate agent
    Um... Sir?
[04:22] Loid
    No wiretaps detected, and there
    are securable escape routes.
[04:26] Loid
    I'll take it.
[04:27] Real estate agent
    Excellent, Mr. Forger. Now,
    if you'd sign these documents...
[04:30] Loid
    Loid Forger. Occupation: psychiatrist.
[04:34] Loid
    That's my new life.
[04:37] Loid
    With a family I love and
    a happy home life...
[04:39] Real estate agent
    How nice that you and your family
    are moving into a new home.
[04:42] Real estate agent
    Do you have a boy or a girl?
[04:44] Loid
    Ah, well...
[04:46] Loid
    I'll be deciding on that soon.
[04:47] Real estate agent
    Huh?
[04:48] Loid
    What an absolute burden for a spy.
[04:53] Orphanage Director
    Huh? You wanna adopt?
[04:57] Loid
    Indeed. I heard that your orphanage
    was looking for candidates.
[05:01] Loid
    You see, my wife and I—
[05:02] Orphanage Director
    Yeah, sure. Take whichever one you want.
[05:05] Orphanage Director
    Come on in.
[05:07] Loid
    What a terrible environment.
[05:09] Loid
    But the shadier the establishment,
[05:12] Loid
    the more likely these children
    have complicated pasts,
[05:14] Loid
    so it'll be easier to alter their stories.
[05:16] Loid
    I can make this mission
    work if I have a child.
[05:19] Loid
    I would've preferred to
    handle it all on my own,
[05:22] Loid
    but I can't exactly disguise myself as a child,
[05:25] Loid
    no matter how skilled a spy I am.
[05:27] Loid
    Pardon me. If possible, I'd like
    a child who can read and write.
[05:31] Orphanage Director
    Well, in that case...
[05:32] Orphanage Director
    Hey, Anya.
[05:34] Orphanage Director
    She's the smartest one we've got.
[05:36] Orphanage Director
    She don't talk much, but she's a good kid.
[05:38] Orphanage Director
    She's a creepy, disgusting little brat.
[05:40] Orphanage Director
    I'd be thrilled to get her outta my hair.
[05:43] Orphanage Director
    Go on. Say hello.
[05:45] Loid
    Er... Pardon me.
[05:48] Loid
    If I recall, the earliest age students
    can enter Eden College is six.
[05:51] Loid
    She definitely looks no
    older than four or five.
[05:54] Anya
    Six.
[05:55] Anya
    I'm six!
[05:56] Orphanage Director
    You're six years old?
[05:59] Loid
    But she's so small...
[06:04] Loid
    Hm? The paper?
[06:07] Loid
    A crossword puzzle?
[06:08] Loid
    That's probably too difficult for a child.
[06:11] Loid
    Of course, for myself,
    it's mere child's play.
[06:14] Loid
    One down is "homeostasis."
[06:16] Loid
    One across is "causal closure."
[06:18] Loid
    The one below that is "symplectomorphism."
[06:25] Loid
    She completed it? Seriously?
[06:27] Loid
    Such unbelievable intellect.
[06:29] Loid
    She should have no problem
    passing the entrance exam.
[06:32] Loid
    I'll take her.
[06:34] Loid
    As for the paperwork...
[06:35] Orphanage Director
    Don't worry about that.
    Just take her already.
[06:38] Loid
    My mission to end up with
    a child is a success.
[06:39] Loid
    Everything's going so well
    that it's making me nervous.
[06:42] Loid
    Are you okay with this?
[06:44] Anya
    A spy... mission...
[06:46] Anya
    So exciting!
[06:47] Narrator
    This little girl happened to be a telepath.
[06:50] Narrator
    Test Subject 007.
[06:52] Narrator
    She possessed the ability
    to read people's minds.
[06:55] Narrator
    She was unintentionally created in an
    experiment by a certain organization,
[06:58] Narrator
    and she later fled their facility.
[07:00] Narrator
    She has been wandering around looking
    for someone to take care of her.
[07:03] Loid
    Now, listen, little girl.
[07:04] Anya
    Anya.
[07:05] Loid
    Now, listen, Anya.
[07:06] Loid
    Starting today, you will be my daughter,
[07:09] Loid
    but if anyone asks,
    you've always been my daughter.
[07:12] Loid
    Got it?
[07:12] Anya
    Yep.
[07:14] Loid
    Make sure you address me as "Father."
[07:17] Anya
    Papa!
[07:18] Loid
    Very well.
[07:19] Neighbor
    Well, aren't you a cute
    little girl? Hello there.
[07:22] Loid
    We're the Forgers. We just moved in today.
[07:24] Anya
    I am Anya. I have been Papa's
    child for a very long time.
[07:28] Loid
    That wasn't necessary.
[07:29] Loid
    Come on, let's go inside.
[07:32] Anya
    This is Anya's house?
[07:33] Loid
    Yes.
[07:34] Anya
    A TV!
[07:36] Loid
    Go ahead and turn it on.
[07:39] TV Announcer
    Spy Wars, an adventure cartoon!*
[07:41] Anya*
    I like this show.
[07:44] Loid
    Of all things...
[07:45] Bondman
    A gun with a silencer?
[07:48] Anya
    So exciting.
[07:48] Bondman
    You're a professional!
[07:49] Loid
    First, I'll have to gather
    everything we'll need.
[07:50] Bondman
    I will be taking back that bomb.
[07:52] Loid
    And I'll have to forge an ID for her.
[07:52] Bondman
    Anyone who gets in my way will regret it.
[07:54] Loid
    I'm going out for a bit.
[07:56] Loid
    Just sit there and watch your show.
[07:56] Bondman
    Out of my way!
[07:58] Anya
    An adventure!
[08:00] Loid
    I'm not going on an adventure.
    I'm just going shopping.
[08:07] Anya
    I want a pistol with a silencer!
[08:09] Loid
    Sure. Maybe if we can find one on sale.
[08:11] Loid
    To be a master spy,
[08:13] Loid
    one must act normal and never
    draw attention to themselves.
[08:15] Loid
    We must do everything we can
    to look like an ordinary family.
[08:18] Anya
    Papa! Save me!
[08:20] Loid
    Must you draw attention to yourself?
[08:21] Old Lady
    Now, now. You need to make sure
    you hold the little one's hand.
[08:24] Old Lady
    Here.
[08:29] Loid
    Having one hand tied up will make it difficult
    to prepare for an enemy ambush,
[08:33] Loid
    but no matter.
[08:34] Anya
    An enemy?!
[08:41] Loid
    What are you doing?
[08:43] Anya
    Hiding!
[08:44] Loid
    Did I do anything to make
    her want to hide from me?
[08:46] Loid
    Perhaps I held her hand too
    early. Does she hate me?
[08:48] Loid
    This isn't good.
[08:49] Loid
    I need to maintain a good relationship
    with her until the end of this mission.
[08:53] Loid
    I must know more about this creature.
[08:56] Loid
    It's basic diplomacy. Understanding the other
    party is the first step toward peace.
[08:59] Anya
    Understanding me will lead to world peace?!
[09:04] Anya
    I like peanuts.
[09:06] Anya
    And I don't like carrots.
[09:07] Loid
    Uh-huh...
[09:08] Anya
    But I really like crispy
    bacon from bakenries!
[09:11] Loid
    That's a "bakery." They do not sell bacon.
[09:15] Anya
    I'd like this, please.
[09:17] Loid
    That costs one dalc. You can't
    buy it with a ten-pent coin.
[09:24] Loid
    Is this girl actually stupid?
[09:27] Loid
    Was the crossword puzzle a fluke?
[09:28] Loid
    Maybe I can still go back
    and get another child—
[09:32] Anya
    Pwease don't get rid of me!
[09:33] Loid
    What's gotten into you?!
[09:34] Passerby
    What a terrible parent.
[09:35] Anya
    Pwease! I'm a good bargain!
[09:39] Loid
    What do I do?
[09:41] Loid
    I'll buy you some peanuts! Just stop crying!
[09:43] Anya
    Peanuts!
[09:48] Anya
    Papa, I'm tired.
[09:51] Anya
    Can't walk anymore...
[09:52] Loid
    What?
[09:54] Loid
    This isn't working...
    I just don't understand
[09:57] Loid
    this irrational behavior.
[10:00] Loid
    I need some manuals to
    help me understand it.
[10:05] Loid
    "The key to raising a child is trust."
[10:08] Loid
    "Rather than scolding them, try to
    understand things from their perspective."
[10:11] Loid
    "Children are not very good at putting
    how they're feeling into words,
SIGN    CHILDREARING
[10:15] Loid
    so try to understand them more."
    So no interrogating them, then?
SIGN    CHILDCARE
SIGN    CHILDREARING
[10:19] Loid
    Do the parents of the world
[10:20] Loid
    normally carry out such difficult
    missions all the time?
[10:23] Loid
    "Nurture their self-esteem
    to give them a better future."
[10:27] Loid
    "By giving them the ability to think
    for themselves, their future..."
[10:33] Loid
    As soon as I'm done with this mission,
    I'm sending her back to the orphanage.
[10:37] Loid
    That's the extent of our relationship.
[10:43] Anya
    Don't wanna!
[10:45] Anya
    I don't wanna study!
[10:48] Loid
    I need to know how smart
    you are for this exam.
[10:51] Anya
    I don't need to study to do any tests.
[10:54] Anya
    If I just read other people's...
[10:56] Anya
    ...people's minds...
[10:57] Loid
    Are you planning on cheating? Listen.
[11:00] Loid
    If you don't get into this school...
[11:01] Loid
    ...my mission fails.
[11:06] Loid
    Fine, then.
[11:09] Loid
    I'm heading out.
[11:11] Loid
    You're not coming with me today.
[11:13] Loid
    No matter what.
[11:15] Loid
    You're staying home.
[11:22] Loid
    Hey!
[11:23] Loid
    I told you, you're not coming!
[11:26] Loid
    You there! Do you really
    think I don't see you?
[11:29] Loid
    There!
[11:30] Loid
    There!
[11:31] Anya
    Papa is so good at finding me.
[11:33] Anya
    It's so much fun!
[11:36] Loid
    Try and get out of that!
[11:38] Franky
    So that's why you're late?
[11:40] Loid
    In the end, I put up a barricade in front
    of the door and trapped her inside.
[11:43] Franky
    I'm praying that you don't get
    reported for child abuse.
[11:46] Loid
    Who knows what children are thinking?
[11:49] Loid
    Their method of always crying to
    get their way is truly annoying.
[11:52] Franky
    Hate to tell you this, Twilight,
    but crying is their job.
[11:55] Franky
    More importantly, here's what you asked for.
[11:58] Franky
    An application, ticket for the exam,
     and exam questions.
[12:01] Franky
    I went through hell getting these for you.
[12:03] Loid
    Thanks, Franky.
[12:04] Loid
    I think we can make things work if
    we have her memorize everything.
[12:07] Franky
    Oh, yeah. About your daughter...
[12:09] Franky
    I dug up some records on her past
    that the orphanage didn't have.
[12:12] Franky
    I couldn't find anything about her birth.
[12:14] Franky
    No info on her age or parents, either.
[12:16] Franky
    I could only find information
    from the last year,
[12:18] Franky
    but she's been adopted four
    times and returned each time.
[12:21] Franky
    She's also been to two other orphanages.
[12:23] Loid
    "Anya Williams, Anya Levski, Anya Roche"...
[12:27] Franky
    She changes names as much as you do.
[12:29] Franky
    You guys are perfect for each other.
[12:31] Franky
    Hey, I'm kidding. This is
    for your mission, right?
[12:34] Franky
    She may be a kid, but no good's gonna
    come out of getting too attached.
[12:39] Loid
    Thanks for the concern.
[12:40] Franky
    Hello? Where's my money?!
[12:42] Franky
    Damn it... Who knows what
    spies are thinking, either?
[12:53] Anya
    I'm so bored. Spies aren't
    like what I thought.
[12:56] Anya
    I just want to get the bomb back.
[13:00] Loid
    I can't have her messing with my
    spy equipment, so I'll lock it up.
[13:03] Loid
    The code is 6, 1...
[13:06] Anya
    ...1, 0.
[13:07] Anya
    Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
[13:14] Anya
    Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
[13:17] Anya
    Ooh!
[13:19] Anya
    Secret messages!
[13:21] Anya
    Secrets, secrets...
[13:25] Henchman A
    Boss! We've intercepted a new message.
[13:28] Edgar
    Is it using the West's cipher?
[13:30] Henchman A
    No, it's just plain text.
[13:32] Henchman A
    It says... "Twilight here"...
[13:35] Henchman A
    Twilight here!
[13:37] Henchman A
    This is the frequency used
    by Western intelligence.
[13:39] Henchman A
    Oh, there's more. "Catch me if you can"...
[13:43] Edgar
    Hurry up and pinpoint
    where it's coming from!
[13:47] Anya
    Whew...
[13:51] Loid
    Now that you've found out I'm
    a spy, you'll have to disappear.
[13:56] Anya
    If he finds out I'm a telepath...
[13:59] Anya
    I'll have to leave.
[14:01] Researcher A
    Anya, you mustn't tell
    anyone about your power.
[14:05] (Flashback) Researcher B
    It's time to study now, Anya.
[14:08] (Flashback) Anya
    But I wanna draw...
[14:10] (Flashback) Researcher A
    Don't bother with childish games.
[14:12] (Flashback) Researcher A
    We must use your power for
    the sake of world peace.
[14:16] (Flashback) Researcher A
    There's no time for tears, either.
[14:18] (Flashback) Researcher A
    Now, enough playing. Back to studying.
[14:25] Loid
    She'd better not have messed
    up the apartment.
[14:28] Loid
    Oh, right. I need to move this.
[14:53] Loid
    Who the hell are these guys?!
[14:55] Loid
    Anya!
[14:57] Loid
    Anya!
[15:00] Loid
    She's been kidnapped?
[15:02] Loid
    By whoever sent these thugs? But why?
[15:05] Loid
    I need to find her immediately. Calm down.
[15:09] Loid
    From the looks of it,
    I've been compromised.
[15:12] Loid
    I need to get to safety immediately.
[15:15] Loid
    As for Anya...
[15:16] Loid
    There are plenty of other
    children out there.
[15:19] Loid
    I'll start things over
    from square one and—
[15:24] Edgar
    So who the hell is this kid?
[15:26] Edgar
    Could she be Twilight's?
[15:28] Henchman B
    No idea. She was in the room
    where the message came from,
[15:31] Henchman B
    so we snatched her just in case.
[15:32] Anya
    Because of the transmission?
[15:34] Henchman B
    She was holed up inside the apartment
    with a barricade out front.
[15:37] Edgar
    Why out front?
[15:38] Henchman B
    Beats me.
[15:39] Edgar
    Well, no matter. We might be
    able to use her as a hostage
[15:43] Edgar
    in order to force Twilight
    to steal the toupee
[15:45] Edgar
    off of the foreign minister's
    head personally.
[15:47] Henchman D
    Boss, I think we should just
    give up on the toupee.
[15:51] Edgar
    Transparency is essential in government.
[15:54] Edgar
    Toupees are a no-go.
[15:55] Anya
    A pistol with a silencer...
[15:57] Edgar
    Also, the minister's a traitor who's
    been secretly backing the West.
[16:01] Edgar
    Anyone who advocates for
    a traitor is also a traitor.
[16:05] Anya
    A real bad guy...
[16:09] Henchman G
    Boss! Nguyen and his guys
    are back from the apartment!
[16:13] Fake Nguyen
    We captured him.
[16:16] Edgar
    Well done.
[16:18] Fake Nguyen
    Those weren't the moves of an
    amateur. He's the real deal.
[16:22] Henchman E
    Go rest over there.
[16:23] Edgar
    Now then, Twilight...
[16:27] Edgar
    Let's have you return the
    photographs you stole from me.
[16:31] Edgar
    Nguyen!
[16:32] Henchman E
    What's going on?! He was just—
[16:33] Henchman C
    The kid's gone!
[16:35] Edgar
    He got me again!
[16:36] Loid
    This was a mistake.
[16:38] Loid
    I risked everything by waltzing
    right into enemy territory.
[16:40] Loid
    I'm a failure as a spy.
[16:42] Anya
    Papa...
[16:42] Anya
    Pabwaaaaaah!
[16:43] Fake Nguyen
    Look, you're okay. I won't do anything.
[16:46] Fake Nguyen
    You don't have to be scared.
[16:47] Anya
    Pabwaaaaaah!
[16:49] Loid
    This is exactly why kids suck.
[16:51] Loid
    I see.
[16:53] Loid
    I think I figured out why I hate
    the sound of kids crying so much.
[16:57] Loid
    Because I end up remembering
    my own childhood.
[17:01] Loid
    No one reached out their hand to save me.
[17:03] Loid
    I felt alone, in despair, and so
    powerless that all I could do was cry.
[17:08] Loid
    I thought I'd abandoned that past,
    but on a subconscious level,
[17:10] Loid
    she was reminding me of me.
[17:12] Loid
    No, actually...
[17:18] Fake Nguyen
    Listen up, little girl.
[17:19] Anya
    Anya.
[17:20] Fake Nguyen
    Listen up, Anya.
[17:22] Fake Nguyen
    Me and my friends are pro tag players.
[17:26] Fake Nguyen
    Whenever we spot someone with potential,
    we immediately challenge them to a game.
[17:30] Anya
    Oh.
[17:31] Anya
    Papa is a liar.
[17:32] Fake Nguyen
    Now, listen.
[17:33] Fake Nguyen
    If you go straight down
    this street and turn right,
[17:36] Fake Nguyen
    you'll find a police station.
[17:38] Fake Nguyen
    If you can get this to a
    police officer, you win the game.
[17:41] Fake Nguyen
    Got it?
[17:42] Loid
    If you show them this, they'll put
    you in a better orphanage.
[17:45] Loid
    I'm not going to involve
    a kid in this mission.
[17:48] Loid
    I'll figure something
    out and rework the plan.
[17:48] Anya
    Pa—
[17:49] Loid
    All right, go! Hurry!
[17:52] Loid
    I'm a failure as a spy? No.
[17:55] Loid
    My mistake was putting that little
    girl in danger to begin with.
[17:59] Loid
    How could I forget?
[18:00] Loid
    To create a world where
    children won't have to cry...
[18:05] Loid
    That's why I became a spy.
[18:10] Henchman B
    Don't let that bastard get away!
[18:12] Henchman E
    We're gonna drag him out here
    and expose his face to—
[18:16] Henchman B
    A trap? When did he—
[18:18] Henchman E
    What is this? Flour?
[18:21] Henchman C
    T-Twilight?!
[18:23] Henchman B
    Don't shoot! This whole place will blow!
[18:32] Edgar
    Wha—
[18:34] Edgar
    You've gotta be shitting me.
[18:38] Loid
    Turn around, and I'll kill you.
[18:40] Edgar
    Twilight...
[18:42] Loid
    Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Edgar.
[18:45] Loid
    How's Karen doing?
[18:47] Edgar
    How do you know my daughter's name?
[18:49] Loid
    Of course I know. That's what spies do.
[18:52] Loid
    I know her height, weight, shoe size,
[18:54] Loid
    her favorite foods, even how
    many moles are on her body.
[18:57] Loid
    Though it's nothing compared to your record,
    I know of her criminal activity, too.
[19:01] Edgar
    Absurd! My daughter would never—
[19:03] Loid
    Edgar.
[19:04] Loid
    I also know how much you
    care about your daughter.
[19:07] Loid
    So listen carefully.
[19:08] Loid
    If you wish for her to have any
    semblance of a normal life,
[19:11] Loid
    you'll leave me the hell alone.
[19:16] Loid
    If you understand, go home right now.
[19:33] Loid
    Anya!
[19:34] Anya
    Papa!
[19:36] Anya
    Papa!
[19:38] Loid
    What are you—I mean,
[19:40] Loid
    what are you doing outside the house?
[19:42] Loid
    I, uh, just happened to come here to shop,
[19:45] Loid
    but I guess they went out of business.
[19:47] Anya
    Papa is a huge liar.
[19:49] Anya
    I was playing tag with some old guys.
[19:52] Loid
    Oh, I see. Did you have fun?
[19:55] Anya
    It was a little scary.
[19:57] Anya
    I wanna go home.
[20:00] Anya
    To our home, Papa.
[20:03] Loid
    Are you sure?
[20:05] Anya
    If you leave me behind, I'm going to cry.
[20:08] Franky
    She's been adopted four times
    and returned each time.
[20:12] Loid
    Anya Williams... Anya Levski...
[20:15] Loid
    Anya Roche.
[20:17] Loid
    I see.
[20:19] Loid
    Well, let's go home, then.
[20:25] Loid
    But that apartment is far
    too dangerous, so let's move.
[20:28] Loid
    I spotted a poisonous snake there yesterday.
[20:29] Anya
    I don't like snakes.
[20:31] Anya
    Papa is a huge liar...
[20:33] Anya
    But he's such a cool liar.
[20:35] Anya
    I wanna live in a castle.
[20:37] Loid
    We'll see if one's listed.
[20:39] Loid
    Once we get to our new home,
     you've got to study.
[20:41] Anya
    Gwak!
[20:42] Loid
    This time, you just have to
    memorize all the answers.
[20:44] Loid
    It'll be easy.
[20:56] Invigilator
    All right, begin!
[21:01] Loid
    I'm counting on you, Anya.
[21:04] Loid
    You can do it.
[21:06] Child B
    This is so hard!
[21:07] Child C
    I don't know any of these answers!
[21:09] Child D
    Um... eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
[21:11] Child E
    Mommy...
[21:24] Loid
    K-212...
[21:26] Loid
    K-212...
[21:31] Loid
    It's there! You passed!
[21:33] Loid
    You did it!
[21:34] Anya
    Did I do a good job?
[21:35] Loid
    You bet you did!
[21:37] Loid
    You—
[21:38] Anya
    Papa!
[21:40] Loid
    I relaxed for a second and all my
    pent-up exhaustion hit me at once.
[21:41] Anya
    Papa! Don't leave me!
[21:44] Loid
    I... relaxed?
[21:44] Anya
    Papa! You're going to make me cry!
[21:47] Anya
    I promise to be a good girl!
    Just come back to me!
[21:47] Loid
    What the hell is going on with me?
[22:50] Anya
    Papa died.
[22:52] Mailman
    I've got some mail for you!
[22:56] Mailman
    Is this the Forger residence?
[22:57] Anya
    I'm Anya Forger.
[22:59] Mailman
    Could you give this to your mommy or daddy?
[23:02] Anya
    My mama doesn't exist.
[23:03] Mailman
    Oh, really? I'm sorry...
[23:05] Anya
    Papa! The mailman came.
[23:27] Loid
    What do you think you're doing?!
    Are you trying to kill me?!
[23:31] Loid
    I actually fell asleep in front of someone.
[23:33] Loid
    Unacceptable. I need to get a grip.
[23:36] Anya
    Mail!
[23:39] Loid
    It's a letter from Eden College.
[23:42] Anya
    What's the matter, Papa?
[23:44] Loid
    "The second phase of the admission
    process is a family interview."
[23:47] Loid
    "It is mandatory that the applicant
    attend with both parents."
[23:50] Loid
    "Absolutely no exceptions."
[23:53] Anya
    But Mama doesn't exist.
SIGN    SECURE A WIFE

E2 - Secure a Wife
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[01:35] Loid
    Yeah, no.
[01:36] Franky
    What?!
[01:38] Anya
    Anya cannot accept this mama.
[01:39] Loid
    You're just not going to cut it
    for the mother role, Franky.
[01:42] Franky
    You're literally a spy. Couldn't you
    have done my disguise better?
[01:46] Loid
    There's only so much I can do
    with your height and physique.
[01:49] Franky
    I can't believe I volunteered for this!
[01:52] Anya
    Have a peanut.
[01:52] Loid
    Operation Strix.
[01:54] Loid
    In order to stop a key figure in Ostania,
    Desmond, from trying to start a war,
[01:58] Loid
    I was given this top-secret
    mission as a member of WISE.
[02:02] Loid
    We were able to pass the written exam to
    get into the prestigious Eden College,
[02:07] Loid
    but who knew the interview process's next stage
    demanded the attendance of both parents?
[02:13] Loid
    Very well.
SIGN    SECURE A WIFE
[02:14] Loid
    I guess I'll have to explore my options.
[02:17] Camilla
    Did you hear? A thief
    might've entered our office.
SIGN    Capital City Berlint, City Hall
[02:20] Camilla
    Apparently, they only searched drawers
    with information regarding the girls.
[02:25] Camilla
    Like, what? What kind of creep does that?
[02:27] Millie
    Honestly, the section chief is way creepier.
[02:30] Millie
    He's always ogling me.
[02:33] Sharon
    That's because you're always
    wearing those short skirts.
[02:35] Millie
    Well, my boyfriend likes
    it when I wear them.
[02:39] Millie
    You've got a nice figure yourself,
    Sharon, so flaunt it more.
[02:42] Sharon
    You don't bother anymore
    once you have a kid.
[02:44] Camilla
    So hey...
[02:45] Camilla
    What do you think about this,
     Yor? Isn't it creepy?
[02:50] Yor
    Sorry?
[02:51] Millie
    Is that the section chief's coffee?
    Let's put some boogers in it.
[02:54] Yor
    Huh?
[02:55] Yor
    Do boogers somehow make it taste better?
[02:59] Camilla
    You know, Yor... I've gotta
    say you're rather...
[03:02] Camilla
    unique.
[03:05] Millie
    I know, right?
[03:06] Millie
    She's so out there that I bet
    guys keep their distance.
[03:09] Sharon
    Come on, now, Millie.
[03:10] Camilla
    You've got a nice face and body, Yor.
[03:12] Camilla
    You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.
[03:15] Yor
    Uh-huh...
[03:15] Millie
    I'll give you the deets on some
    of my favorite cosmetics.
[03:19] Yor
    I'm honestly content as long
    as I get to keep this job.
[03:23] Camilla
    But aren't you, like, 27?
    You need to be careful.
[03:28] Camilla
    There seem to be a lot of spies
    around lately, you know?
[03:31] Camilla
    So people are apparently getting
    reported over the tiniest things.
[03:35] Camilla
    The other day, a single
    woman in her late twenties
[03:38] Camilla
    got reported by her neighbors
    for being suspicious.
[03:42] Millie
    Wait, what? That's hilarious.
[03:45] Millie
    You know everything, Camilla.
[03:47] Sharon
    True, it's unheard of to be single
    at that age. Very suspicious.
[03:51] Yor
    Oh, I see. Thank you for the warning.
[03:57] Camilla
    Oh, yeah. I'm having a party
    at my place this weekend.
[04:01] Camilla
    You should totally come, Yor.
[04:03] Camilla
    Make sure you bring your partner with you.
[04:08] Sharon
    Isn't that asking a bit much?
[04:10] Camilla
    Maybe the creeper who snuck into
    this place will go with her.
[04:14] Millie
    That's so mean!
[04:21] Yor
    Hello, Briar residence.
[04:22] Yuri
    Hey, Sis. How have you been?
[04:24] Yor
    Oh, Yuri.
[04:25] Yuri
    How's work going?
[04:27] Yor
    Don't worry. I'm still employed.
[04:30] Yuri
    I'm worried about you.
    You're kinda unusual, y'know.
[04:33] Yor
    How rude. I'm completely normal.
[04:36] Yuri
    Isn't it about time you got married?
[04:38] Yuri
    Anyone you're interested in?
[04:39] Yor
    This again?
[04:40] Yuri
    The thing is, there's a chance
    I might get promoted...
[04:44] Yuri
    Meaning I'll probably be even busier
    running around than before.
[04:48] Yuri
    But I can't leave you alone like this,
[04:51] Yuri
    so I'm not sure if I should take it.
[04:53] Yuri
    The whole reason I got this far is
    because of you, and I'm truly grateful.
[04:56] Yuri
    That's why I just want you to be happy.
[04:59] Yor
    I know.
[05:01] Yor
    Thank you, Yuri.
[05:03] Yuri
    If you want, I can introduce you to someone.
[05:05] Yor
    Huh? N-No, that's okay.
[05:07] Yor
    O-Oh, yes. I'm actually going
    to a party this weekend.
[05:11] Yor
    With my partner, of course.
[05:12] Yuri
    Huh? You have a boyfriend?
[05:14] Yor
    I do, actually...
[05:15] Yor
    So don't worry.
[05:17] Yuri
    I see! That's great. It'll be a
    party with coworkers, right?
[05:21] Yor
    Yup. Camilla's throwing it.
[05:23] Yuri
    Ah.
[05:24] Yuri
    Then I'll have to ask Dominic
    about the guy later.
[05:28] Yor
    Huh?
[05:28] Yuri
    I mean, I know how gullible you are.
[05:31] Yuri
    I'll have to chase him away if he's a loser.
[05:34] Yor
    Huh? Um...
[05:35] Yuri
    I'll hold off on this promotion
    until I know he's a good guy.
[05:38] Yor
    Oh, you don't need to do tha—
[05:40] Yuri
    I look forward to meeting him. Goodnight.
[05:46] Yor
    What should I do?
[05:48] Yor
    I need to find someone by
    the time of the party.
[05:51] Yor
    If he finds out I'm lying, he'll think
    I'm a weirdo and a pathological liar,
[05:55] Yor
    and he'll lose even more trust in me.
[05:57] Yor
    I need to find someone for the sake
    of my little brother's promotion.
[06:03] Yor
    Yuri, you've got the wrong idea!
    I was just joking earlier—
[06:06] Shopkeeper
    Oh, dear. Did you buddy-buddy
    siblings actually have a quarrel?
[06:10] Yor
    Oh, Shopkeeper?
[06:12] Yor
    I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you.
[06:14] Shopkeeper
    Good evening. I have a client
    for you, Thorn Princess.
[06:20] Shopkeeper
    The Royal Hotel.
[06:22] Shopkeeper
    Room 1307.
[06:28] Men in Black B
    Apologies, my lady. This whole
    floor has been reserved.
[06:33] Men in Black A
    Did anyone call for this chick?
[06:35] Men in Black C
    Who knows?
[06:36] Yor
    But I've heard...
[06:39] Yor
    that a traitorous scumbag is staying here.
[06:46] Brennan
    What in the world?!
[06:47] Men in Black C
    It's an ambush! A lone woman—
[06:53] Yor
    Excuse me.
[06:55] Yor
    Vice Minister Brennan from the
    auditing department, I presume?
[06:59] Yor
    I am terribly sorry if I
    interrupted anything...
[07:01] Yor
    But may I have the honor
    of taking your life?
[07:08] Narrator
    Code name: Thorn Princess.
[07:11] Narrator
    An assassin.
[07:14] Narrator
    She was taught the skills of
    her trade from a young age,
[07:17] Narrator
    and has done any dirty work her
    employer requested ever since.
[07:22] Yor
    It's not coming off.
[07:25] Yor
    Huh? Oh, no! What shall I do?
[07:28] Yor
    This is the only nice dress I own.
[07:31] Yor
    Now I can't go to the party.
[07:36] Yuri
    Anyone you're interested in?
[07:38] Sharon
    It's unheard of to be single at that age.
[07:40] Camilla
    Make sure you bring your partner with you.
[07:44] Yor
    But it's hopeless.
[07:46] Yor
    When it comes to homemaking...
    Cleaning is the only thing I can do.
[07:53] Anya
    Scruffy Head!
[07:55] Franky
    I copied all the files of
    unmarried women from city hall.
[07:58] Loid
    Great, thanks.
[08:00] Franky
    You need one who won't care
    you're divorced with a kid,
[08:01] Franky
    is refined enough for a prestigious school,
[08:03] Franky
    and is willing to get married within 48 hours?
[08:07] Franky
    If a goddess like that exists,
    I'd sure love to meet her.
[08:10] Franky
    Meanwhile, I'm not picky at all,
    yet I can't even get a date.
[08:13] Loid
    How unfortunate.
[08:14] Franky
    Don't pity me, asshole!
[08:16] Anya
    Is having a kid bad? Am I in the way?
[08:22] Loid
    You're not in the way at all.
[08:23] Loid
    Don't worry. Just go watch some TV.
[08:26] Anya
    'Kay.
[08:34] Franky
    Actually, why don't you just use
    a female agent from your work?
[08:38] Loid
    A lot of them got caught in the recent
    spy hunts, so I couldn't find a good match.
[08:38] Bondman
    Wake up! Hey!
[08:42] Bondman
    You... You won't get away with this!
[08:42] Franky
    Selling people out is really in right now.
[08:45] Loid
    We don't have enough agents,
    so I got another mission on top of this.
[08:49] Loid
    Eliminating a certain smuggling ring.
[08:52] Franky
    They're working you to the bone!
[08:54] Franky
    Let's just get this over with.
[08:56] Franky
    The quickest options would be women in
    bad circumstances who'd cooperate with you.
[09:00] Franky
    Finding dirt on them might help, too.
[09:02] Franky
    If they don't have any,
    we can always make some up.
[09:04] Loid
    I'd like to avoid anything risky.
[09:06] Franky
    Oh, please. She's plenty risky.
[09:10] Franky
    She definitely doesn't look like
    any princess from a rich family.
[09:11] Anya
    Push! Push!
[09:14] Loid
    You've got a point.
[09:15] Loid
    I need to at least do something
    about her appearance.
[09:21] Proprietress
    Now, young lady, I'm going to take
    your measurements. Come with me.
[09:25] Anya
    I'm being sold off somewhere!
[09:27] Loid
    You won't be if you behave.
[09:29] Loid
    Honestly, where does she
    learn to talk like that?
[09:36] Loid
    The seamstress... is married.
[09:39] Loid
    The proprietress was listed
    among the single women,
[09:43] Loid
    but she's been arrested once over
    political activities, so she's too dangerous.
[09:48] Loid
    Finding the right person
    might take longer than—
[09:54] Yor
    Pardon me.
[09:56] Female Employee
    Oh, I haven't seen you in a while, Yor.
[09:59] Yor
    Hello. I was hoping I could
    get my dress fixed up.
[10:02] Yor
    Could I get it done as quickly as possible?
[10:04] Female Employee
    But of course. You're one of our regulars.
[10:07] Loid
    She managed to slip behind
    me so easily. Who is she?
[10:10] Loid
    Yor... Yor...
[10:13] Loid
    There we go.
[10:14] Loid
    Yor Briar, 27 years old.
[10:16] Loid
    She has no record of being
    married or divorced.
[10:18] Loid
    Both of her parents are deceased,
[10:20] Loid
    and she has one brother
    who's much younger than her.
[10:22] Loid
    They're both civil servants
    whose records are pretty clean.
[10:26] Loid
    Did I just let my guard down?
[10:28] Loid
    I'm far too relaxed lately.
[10:30] Yor
    Excuse me.
[10:31] Yor
    You've been staring at me ever
    since I walked in. May I help you?
[10:35] Loid
    Impossible! She could even sense my gaze?
[10:35] Loid
    Er, no, um, I'm sorry...
[10:38] Loid
    I was just admiring how pretty you are.
[10:41] Yor
    Does that mean...
[10:42] Yor
    You have a favorable impression
    of my physical appearance?
[10:45] Loid
    Er, well... Yes.
[10:47] (Flashback) Camilla
    You've got a nice face and body, Yor.
[10:50] (Flashback) Camilla
    You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.
[10:52] Yor
    Um—
[10:54] Anya
    Papa!
[10:55] Anya
    I now know how long I am!
[10:58] Anya
    Who's that?
[10:59] Loid
    Another customer.
[11:00] Yor
    He has a child.
[11:02] Yor
    I almost pursued someone's husband.
[11:06] Yor
    I've heard that women have been
    killed by wives for such things.
[11:10] Yor
    I mean, if it happened to me,
    I'd just kill them back...
[11:12] Anya
    Huh?
[11:13] Yor
    No, I mustn't.
[11:15] Yor
    If I think like this, someone will
    eventually figure out that I'm an assassin.
[11:19] Yor
    I must learn to be more normal.
[11:21] Anya
    A-An assassin?!
[11:23] Anya
    A spy... An assassin...
[11:26] Anya
    I'm...
[11:28] Anya
    so excited!
[11:29] Narrator
    The little girl was starving
    for entertainment.
[11:31] Loid
    Hmm... I was considering her as a candidate
    to play my wife, but never mind.
[11:36] Yor
    I was considering him to act
    as my boyfriend at the party,
[11:40] Yor
    but I must avoid these so-called
    messy lovers' quarrels.
[11:44] Anya
    Ah, I am oh so lonely because
    I do not have a mama.
[11:49] Loid
    What brought this on?
[11:50] Anya
    I long for a mama.
[11:53] Yor
    Are you not with your wife?
[11:55] Loid
    Oh, er...
[11:57] Loid
    I actually lost my wife two years ago,
[11:59] Loid
    so I'm raising her on my own now.
[12:03] Yor
    So I won't be killed for
    asking him to the party!
[12:07] Yor
    Excuse me...
[12:11] Loid
    Pretend to be your boyfriend?
[12:13] Yor
    Yes... I fibbed to my younger
    brother about having a boyfriend.
[12:18] Yor
    If it's not too much trouble, I was
    hoping you'd accompany me to this party.
[12:22] Yor
    Um, I promise I don't have
    any ulterior motives!
[12:26] Yor
    Of course, I'll thank you properly, too.
[12:29] Yor
    I just want to put my brother's mind at ease.
[12:34] Loid
    Very well.
[12:35] Loid
    I accept.
[12:37] Yor
    Really?!
[12:38] Loid
    But I would like something in return.
[12:44] Loid
    So you see...
[12:46] Loid
    I'd like you to play the role of
    her mother during the interview.
[12:49] Yor
    Her mother?
[12:51] Loid
    With the future being so
    uncertain right now,
[12:54] Loid
    my only wish is for my daughter
    to get into a good school.
[12:57] Loid
    This was also the wish of my late wife.
[13:01] Anya
    Papa is a liar.
[13:03] Yor
    What a wonderful person.
[13:06] Loid
    I'll have her accept something simple first,
[13:06] Loid
    It will only be one time.
    Would you be up for it?
[13:08] Loid
    but I'll get her to agree to
    a formal marriage in the end.
[13:09] Yor
    A-All right... If you think
    I'm fit for the role.
[13:13] Loid
    Thank you. Then let us reconvene
    at Saturday's party.
[13:16] Yor
    Yes.
[13:20] Loid
    I got a sitter for you on Saturday,
    so make sure you behave.
[13:24] Anya
    Stock up on them peanuts!
[13:25] Loid
    Yeah, yeah.
[13:27] Cashier
    Ten pents is your change, ribbit.
[13:31] Cashier
    Thanks, ribbit.
[13:32] Anya
    Ribbit?
[13:34] Loid
    A T... no, an F cipher.
[13:43] Loid
    Must be the details on the extra mission.
[13:46] Loid
    Retrieving art pieces that were stolen from
    the West and eliminating this smuggling ring.
[13:51] Loid
    I'm to carry out this mission Saturday at 1800
    hours when the target meets with the buyer.
[13:56] Loid
    Saturday?
[13:59] Loid
    And so...
[14:01] Loid
    We're going to take care of this quickly
    so I can make it to the party.
[14:04] Loid
    You're helping.
[14:05] Franky
    Hang on a second! I'm just an informant!
    My fighting skills are literal trash!
[14:09] Franky
    Not to mention, you already
    pretty much capped your tab—
[14:12] Loid
    We're talking 78 art pieces valued
     at a total of three million dalcs.
[14:16] Loid
    I'm almost certain no one would notice
    if one or two happened to go missing.
[14:21] Franky
    Leave it to me.
[14:22] Franky
    I just so happen to have invented some
    new spy gear just for days like this.
[14:26] Loid
    He's so useful.
[14:33] Yor
    Loid is awfully late.
[14:37] Yor
    I hope he wasn't in some terrible accident.
[14:42] Lackey A
    Hold it!
[14:44] Lackey B
    Who're you workin' for?!
[14:46] Franky
    You didn't tell me there'd
    be an army of them!
[14:48] Loid
    Two, four, six... 38 of them.
[14:51] Loid
    I can't afford to waste even
    ten seconds on each one!
[15:02] Loid
    Reinforcements! There's no end to them.
[15:04] Franky
    I got 'em all in! Get in!
[15:10] Franky
    Whoo!
[15:12] Franky
    Let's see... Which one's going
    to accidentally go missing?
[15:18] Loid
    I'm helping myself to this one.
[15:19] Franky
    Hey, that's a diamond! No fair
    taking the expensive-looking one!
[15:22] Loid
    I'll use it as part of this whole charade.
[15:24] Franky
    Shut up! Give that back!
[15:37] Yor
    I see.
[15:39] Yor
    So this is what it means to
    have your heart toyed with.
[15:42] Yor
    I must keep my work relationships
    favorable for my brother's sake, too.
[15:48] Yor
    Which means that I must attend this party.
[15:54] Camilla
    You're late, Yor!
[15:57] Yor
    I do apologize. Here's a gift.
[16:00] Camilla
    Oh? I thought you were
    coming with your boyfriend.
[16:04] Yor
    Unfortunately, he had something
    suddenly come up.
[16:07] Camilla
    Oh, what a shame. I was so eager to meet him!
[16:11] Camilla
    What a lame excuse.
[16:12] Millie
    How pathetic.
[16:14] Sharon
    I knew she was lying about having a guy.
[16:17] Millie
    Should we report the liar?
[16:19] Camilla
    We should!
[16:20] Camilla
    I'm positive she's a spy who's been sent
    in to lower our country's birth rate.
[16:25] Sharon
    Seriously? That's so petty.
[16:27] Sharon
    She's just unpopular with the guys.
[16:29] Sharon
    Just leave her be.
[16:30] Camilla
    You're meaner than both of us, Sharon.
[16:30] Dominic
    It's too bad your boyfriend couldn't
    make it. I was excited to meet him.
[16:33] Millie
    You're so hilarious.
[16:34] Yor
    D-Dominic...
[16:36] Dominic
    Yuri's always so worried about you.
[16:40] Yor
    Um, could you possibly...
[16:43] Yor
    just tell my brother that I came
    to the party with a kind gentleman?
[16:46] Camilla
    Yeah, not happening.
[16:48] Camilla
    Just how desperate are you
    to impress people, Yor?
[16:51] Camilla
    It just makes you look even more pathetic.
[16:54] Dominic
    Jeez, knock it off, Camilla!
[16:55] Camilla
    Stop talking to my man.
[16:57] Camilla
    I'll be sure to let your brother
    know that you came alone.
[17:02] Yor
    What could she possibly gain by doing that?
[17:07] Yor
    This is honestly becoming tiresome.
[17:09] Yor
    If all of the adults here
    just happened to perish,
[17:12] Yor
    my brother would never find out...
[17:15] Dominic
    I'm so sorry. Have fun!
[17:18] Dominic
    Come on, Camilla. Help me bake this gratin.
[17:24] Female Guest A
    And then that guy...
[17:27] Girl
    Mommy!
[17:29] Sharon
    My oldest here will be taking
    an entrance exam soon.
[17:32] Sharon
    At the prestigious Eden College.
[17:35] Female Guest B
    Wow, that's wonderful!
[17:37] Male Guest A
    He'll be a shoo-in with the elite.
[17:38] Yor
    That must be what "normal" looks like.
[17:42] Yor
    I'm sure that's how my
    brother wanted me to end up.
[17:47] Camilla
    Seriously? She's still here.
[17:50] Millie
    She's tougher than she looks.
[17:51] Sharon
    I'm honestly surprised she had
    the nerve to show up alone.
[17:55] Yor
    I see... I'm too out of my league here.
[18:01] Yor
    I do beg your pardon.
[18:03] Yor
    I will have to take my leav—
[18:09] Loid
    I'm terribly sorry for arriving late.
[18:11] Loid
    I'm Yor's husband, Loid Forger.
[18:15] Yor
    Um...
[18:16] Yor
    I just needed a boyfriend, not a husband.
[18:19] Loid
    Shit!
[18:20] Loid
    I mixed up my mission with hers.
[18:22] Dominic
    Um... Mr. Forger, was it? You're bleeding.
[18:25] Loid
    Oh, pardon me.
[18:26] Loid
    One of my patients had a violent episode.
[18:28] Loid
    It happens all the time to a psychiatrist.
[18:32] Loid
    Have you been enjoying yourself, Yor?
[18:33] Camilla
    You're joking, right?
[18:35] Camilla
    You're married, Yor?
[18:37] Camilla
    Why didn't you tell us?
[18:39] Yor
    Um, I...
[18:40] Loid
    It's embarrassing to say so, but this is my
    second marriage and I already have a child,
[18:44] Loid
    so it may have been hard to bring up.
[18:46] Camilla
    Don't give me that shit!
[18:46] Loid
    It's my fault.
[18:48] Camilla
    There's absolutely no way Yor has a
    husband who's that handsome and hot!
[18:51] Camilla
    I'll embarrass her in front of everyone!
[18:53] Camilla
    Yor, I just got this piping hot
    gratin right out of the oven!
[18:56] Camilla
    Oops, I seemed to have tripped!
[19:06] Loid
    I admire your dedication to not wasting food,
[19:09] Loid
    but it's a bit improper
    to use your feet, Yor.
[19:12] Yor
    Oh, I'm so sorry.
[19:14] Dominic
    That got you?
[19:15] Loid
    This is quite delicious.
[19:16] Yor
    Indeed.
[19:18] Camilla
    Did you know, Mr. Ranger...
[19:20] Loid
    It's Forger.
[19:21] Camilla
    ...that she was apparently doing some
    questionable work before working at city hall?
[19:27] Camilla
    What did you do again?
[19:28] Dominic
    Come on, stop it!
[19:28] Camilla
    Men would call you to their hotel rooms
    so you could give them "massages"?
[19:33] Camilla
    Oh, you little whore.
[19:34] Yor
    That was...
[19:35] Yor
    "Massages" were a cover
    for occupational murders.
[19:39] Yor
    Um, please don't get the
    wrong idea, Loid. I—
[19:43] Loid
    How wonderful.
[19:44] Yor
    Huh?
[19:45] Loid
    Yor lost her parents at a very young age.
[19:48] Loid
    She did all she could to care
    for her younger brother,
[19:53] Loid
    even if it meant sacrificing herself.
[19:55] Loid
    Be it for someone else
[19:57] Loid
    or for a specific reason,
    having to endure a merciless job
[20:01] Loid
    requires an incredible amount of dedication.
[20:03] Loid
    And that's something to be very proud of.
[20:07] Loid
    Let's go home, Yor.
[20:08] Yor
    Er, yes... Thank you for
    the lovely party, everyone.
[20:15] Loid
    I-I'm so sorry I said I was your husband.
[20:18] Yor
    Oh, it's all right.
[20:19] Loid
    I'm not sure what to tell your
    brother if he hears of this.
[20:24] Yor
    Um, Loid... I have a suggestion.
[20:33] Loid
    What...
[20:34] Loid
    Remnants of the smuggling ring?
[20:37] Loid
    Hang on, Yor!
[20:38] Yor
    Huh?
[20:43] Loid
    How did they know where I was?
[20:45] Loid
    Did they... leave a tracking
    device in the art pieces?
[20:49] Loid
    You've definitely let your
    guard down, Twilight.
[20:52] Yor
    Who are those people?
[20:54] Loid
    Um, uh...
[20:56] Loid
    I-It appears some of my
    patients still haven't recovered
[20:58] Loid
    from their psychotic episodes.
[21:01] Yor
    Being a doctor must be very taxing.
[21:04] Loid
    She actually believed it!
[21:05] Loid
    In the meantime...
[21:06] Loid
    We're making a break for it.
[21:10] Remnant A
    They've abandoned the van.
[21:12] Remnant B
    They're probably hiding nearby.
    Split up and find them.
[21:22] Loid
    Yor, this way. Hurry!
[21:24] Yor
    Um... Are you sure it's all right for
    you to hit your patients like that?
[21:28] Loid
    Um, well...
[21:30] Loid
    The concussive recovery method is the
    latest in modern medical practices.
[21:34] Yor
    I see.
SIGN    This is fiction.
[21:35] Loid
    I can't tell if she's
    actually bright or dumb.
[21:40] Loid
    Look out, Yor!
[21:42] Loid
    Another one! I can't dodge it!
[21:50] Yor
    Oh, no!
[21:52] Yor
    I'm so sorry an amateur like me
    helped with the recovery!
[21:54] Yor
    I happen to be an expert in self-defense.
[21:57] Yor
    My brother was kind enough to teach me...
[22:00] Loid
    Thank you, Yor.
[22:05] Loid
    That was quite impressive.
    Did you see how far he went?
[22:08] Yor
    I'm sorry. I guess I did send him flying.
[22:12] Remnant G
    There he is!
[22:13] Loid
    This way!
[22:15] Remnant G
    Do whatever you need to do!
    Make sure they're dead!
[22:25] Yor
    Um, Loid... This may not
    be the best moment to ask,
[22:29] Yor
    but why don't we get married?
[22:36] Loid
    I'm sorry?!
[22:37] Yor
    Er, well, it would extend our agreement...
[22:41] Yor
    I mean... Apparently, I'm considered
    suspicious just for being single,
[22:47] Yor
    so it'd be nice camouflage...
[22:50] Yor
    For me to continue my job
    as an assassin, too.
[22:53] Yor
    Um, basically,
[22:55] Yor
    if it's all right with you,
    maybe we could just stay together,
[22:59] Yor
    and not just for the interview...
[23:02] Yor
    For both our sakes.
[23:05] Yor
    He's probably the only person who could
    accept me for who I am right now.
[23:15] Loid
    Then let's stop by city hall on our
    way back to fill out the paperwork.
[23:17] Yor
    Huh? Right now?!
[23:19] Loid
    They do say no time like the present.
[23:20] Loid
    Oh, that's right.
[23:25] Loid
    Where did I drop it?
[23:27] Remnant B
    You bastard!
[23:29] Remnant B
    We have 'em cornered!
[23:32] Remnant A
    Fill 'em full of lead!
[23:35] Loid
    Yor...
[23:36] Loid
    Even in sickness,
[23:39] Loid
    or in sadness...
[23:41] Loid
    No matter what hardships await us,
[23:46] Loid
    let us be there for one another.
[23:48] Yor
    All right.
[23:50] Loid
    Until my mission...
[23:51] Yor
    Until my killing...
[23:54] Loid and Yor
    ...do us part.
SIGN    PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW

E3 - Prepare for the Interview
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[00:01] Narrator
    Everyone has a side they
    don't show anyone else.
[00:06] Narrator
    To their friends, their significant others,
    or even their families.
[00:10] Narrator
    They hide what they're truly feeling
    through fake smiles or bravado,
[00:13] Narrator
    and keep their true identities secret.
[00:16] Narrator
    That is how the world keeps up
    the appearance of its temporary peace.
[00:22] Narrator
    In an era in which the nations of
    the world were waging a fierce war
[00:25] Narrator
    of information just out of sight,
[00:26] Narrator
    two countries were at odds with each other.
[00:29] Narrator
    Ostania, in the east, was secretly
    plotting to start a war.
[00:32] Narrator
    Westalis, in the west, wanted to
    put a stop to those plans.
[00:35] Narrator
    In order to keep an eye on the actions of a
    leading figure in Ostania's government,
[00:39] Narrator
    Westalis set Operation Strix in motion.
[00:41] Narrator
    The one tasked with this operation
    is the skilled agent, Twilight.
[00:44] Narrator
    The mission given to the master of
    disguise with a hundred faces was...
[00:48] Narrator
    to start a family.
SIGN    128 Park Avenue, West District
    Capital City of Berlint, Ostania
[03:06] Loid
    Is this everything you own?
[03:09] Yor
    Yes.
[03:10] Loid
    It's not very much.
[03:20] Yor
    Um, Loid... about the
    sleeping arrangements...
[03:23] Loid
    We'll be sleeping in
    separate rooms, of course.
[03:25] Loid
    We'll share one for appearances
    anytime we have guests over.
[03:28] Yor
    R-Right.
[03:30] Anya
    Welcome to Anya's house!
[03:33] Yor
    Thank you for the lovely welcome, Miss Anya.
[03:35] Narrator
    This house is home to
    a rather unusual family.
[03:39] Narrator
    The father, Loid Forger, is a psychiatrist.
[03:42] Narrator
    His true identity: a spy.
SIGN    Code Name
    <Twilight>
[03:44] Narrator
    Code name: Twilight.
[03:46] Narrator
    The mother, Yor Forger, is a civil
    servant who works at city hall.
[03:50] Narrator
    Her true identity: an assassin.
SIGN    Code Name
    <Thorn Princess>
[03:52] Narrator
    Code name: Thorn Princess.
[03:54] Narrator
    The daughter, Anya Forger.
[03:57] Narrator
    Her true identity: a telepath.
[03:58] Anya
    I'm so happy to have a mama now!
[04:01] Yor
    Mama...
[04:02] Anya
    I'm gonna help.
[04:03] Loid
    Oh, right. By the way...
[04:05] Loid
    I had a friend of mine who's a judge
    make it so we got married a year ago.
[04:11] Loid
    By that, I mean he forged the certificate.
[04:13] Loid
    We can figure out why we lived separately
    and what to tell your brother later.
[04:19] Yor
    All right.
[04:20] Loid
    It would make the school suspicious if we
    got married just before the interview.
[04:25] Yor
    I got permission from the Shopkeeper,
    so I feel much better.
[04:30] Anya
    So exciting...
[04:31] Narrator
    Father, mother, daughter...
[04:34] Narrator
    These three created this pretend
    family to further their own ends,
[04:37] Narrator
    and are living under the same roof as they
    hide their true identities from each other.
SIGN    PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW
[04:43] Anya
    I'm going to show Mama around!
[04:45] Loid
    Once we get settled in,
    we'll practice the interview.
[04:49] Anya
    This is the kitchen!
[04:51] Anya
    Papa is good at cooking!
[04:53] Yor
    Oh, I see.
[04:58] Anya
    This is the toilet. And that's the bathtub!
[05:00] Yor
    Everything's so clean.
[05:06] Anya
    I can wash my face all by myself!
[05:08] Yor
    You're such a big girl, Miss Anya.
[05:14] Anya
    This is Anya's room!
[05:16] Anya
    Welcome!
[05:18] Yor
    Thank you for inviting me in.
[05:20] Yor
    My, what an adorable room.
[05:23] Anya
    I'll introduce you to Mr. Chimera.
[05:27] Anya
    I am Chimera. It is a pweasure
    to meet your acquaintenance.
[05:32] Yor
    It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Chimera.
[05:34] Yor
    I am Miss Anya's mama.
[05:38] Anya
    This is Papa's room!
[05:40] Yor
    So this is Loid's room...
[05:45] Anya
    This is your room, Mama.
[05:50] Anya
    Come in, Mama.
[05:52] Yor
    Why, thank you.
[05:55] Yor
    So this is my...
[06:04] Yor
    What a lovely room.
[06:06] Loid
    I'm glad you like it.
[06:08] Loid
    This should be everything.
[06:10] Loid
    Is the furniture arranged to
    your liking? I also cleaned a bit.
[06:14] Yor
    Yes, everything is wonderful.
[06:16] Anya
    I helped clean, too!
[06:18] Yor
    Really? Thank you so much.
[06:22] Anya
    Am I a good girl?
[06:29] Loid
    All you did was tip over a bucket of water.
[06:31] Anya
    Shock!
[06:34] Yor
    This is such a lovely room. I don't
    know what to do with myself.
[06:38] Loid
    What do you mean?
[06:40] Loid
    Please make yourself at home.
[06:41] Loid
    Actually, this is your home now, 
    so make yourself comfortable.
[06:45] Yor
    Thank you.
[06:48] Loid
    I'll come get your boxes once they're empty.
[06:53] Yor
    Loid, I've got everything put away.
[06:56] Loid
    You're quite efficient.
[07:00] Loid
    Ah, this must be your younger brother.
[07:03] Yor
    Oh, yes.
[07:05] Loid
    You said he's also a civil servant?
[07:07] Yor
    Yes. He seems quite busy lately,
    so I've only spoken to him on the phone.
[07:13] Loid
    It seems you two are quite similar.
[07:15] Loid
    I should properly introduce myself
    once Anya's entrance exam is over.
[07:18] Yor
    Um, Loid. About that...
[07:22] Yor
    I don't have anything suitable
     to wear to this interview...
[07:25] Loid
    Then let's go to the tailor today.
[07:29] Yor
    Thank you very much.
[07:30] Anya
    Helping, helping...
[07:35] Yor
    M-Miss Anya, I'll take care of that!
[07:37] Yor
    I have my work weapons and poison
    powerful enough to kill an elephant in there.
[07:45] Yor
    Can I get you something, Loid?
[07:46] Loid
    Some coffee, please. Black.
[07:50] Anya
    I want hot cocoa!
[07:52] Loid
    With sugar and milk.
[07:54] Anya
    That's the stuff!
[07:58] Yor
    They look amazing. Are those cookies homemade?
[08:01] Loid
    It's actually my first time making cookies.
[08:04] Loid
    I just followed a recipe from a cookbook,
     so they should be decent.
[08:07] Loid
    I hope you like them.
[08:10] Yor
    Thank you.
[08:13] Yor
    They're wonderful! You really
     are an amazing cook!
[08:17] Loid
    It's not that impressive, really.
[08:18] Anya
    I helped with the cookies, too!
[08:20] Yor
    Oh, I see.
[08:27] Loid
    After you got covered in
    flour and got in my way,
[08:29] Loid
    you just snacked on some peanuts.
[08:35] Loid
    Once we're settled in, let's begin.
[08:39] Loid
    Eden College is one of the most
    prestigious schools in the country.
[08:43] Loid
    During the interview, not only
    will the child be evaluated,
[08:45] Loid
    but so will the parents.
[08:46] Loid
    They will be evaluated on their social
    standing as well as how cultured they are.
[08:49] Loid
    Understood?
[08:51] Loid
    Now, let's start the questions.
[08:52] Loid
    First, please state your name and address.
[08:56] Anya
    Anya Fo...Fo...Horger. Address?
[08:59] Loid
    The place we're at right now.
[09:01] Anya
    This is Anya's house!
[09:02] Loid
    That's not what I meant.
[09:03] Loid
    Er, so, Miss Anya... How do
    you spend your days off?
[09:07] Anya
    Papa orders me to stay home,
[09:10] Anya
    so I have to watch TV all alone.
[09:12] Loid
    Now, wait a second.
[09:14] Loid
    That makes a terrible impression. Madam?
[09:16] Yor
    Yes?
[09:17] Loid
    Why did you choose Eden College,
    and how do you plan to pass this exam?
[09:20] Yor
    How do people usually pass?
[09:22] Yor
    Um, pass, passing...
[09:24] Yor
    Perhaps because of cardiac arrest,
    or excessive bleeding?
[09:28] Yor
    Or compound fractures throughout the body?
[09:30] Yor
    Oh! Maybe their skull was caved in.
[09:33] Loid
    Kill me now. Next question.
[09:34] Loid
    Could you describe your parenting methods?
[09:36] Yor
    Huh? U-Um... Strike first to be victorious?
[09:39] Loid
    I'm amazed her brother turned
    out to be a decent human being.
[09:43] Loid
    I've been a spy for over a decade.
[09:45] Loid
    I've completed countless missions,
    yet only now do I find myself losing heart.
[09:50] Loid
    This is pointless. There's no way we'll
    survive the interview at this rate.
[09:53] Loid
    Let's give up on getting
    her into that school.
[09:55] Yor
    Loid! Please remember
    your late wife's wishes!
[10:00] Loid
    Clearly, we weren't ready
    for this mock interview yet.
[10:02] Loid
    All right, let's go out for a bit.
[10:04] Loid
    Let's broaden our horizons, become versed
     in what is normal for an upper-class family,
[10:09] Loid
    and make sure that we're
    all on the same page.
[10:13] Anya
    We're on an ooting,
    an ooting, la, la, la, lah!
[10:16] Loid
    You mean "outing."
[10:18] Anya
    Wanna hold hands, Mama?
[10:21] Yor
    I-If you don't mind.
[10:23] Loid
    Thank goodness Anya's taken a liking to her.
[10:26] Loid
    The plan is set.
[10:28] Loid
    After today, we'll seem like a normal... no.
[10:30] Loid
    We'll be seen as an upper-crust family.
[10:33] Yor
    Oh... This reminds me of when my little
    brother was still small and adorable.
[10:39] Yor
    And that one time I hugged him too hard
    and ended up breaking two of his ribs.
[10:45] Yor
    I must be careful.
[10:48] Loid
    Wait... what? Maybe not...
[10:54] Yor
    B-By the way, where are we headed?
[10:56] Loid
    I've acquired a variety of tickets
    through my connections at work.
[11:15] Loid
    Tradition and status are
    everything at Eden College.
[11:19] Loid
    We'll have to experience and get accustomed
    to the best that life has to offer,
[11:21] Loid
    and make sure we don't slip
    up if we let our guard down.
[11:30] Loid
    All right, next.
[11:34] Loid
    Anya, no yelling while we're here.
[11:37] Anya
    'Kay.
[11:38] Loid
    We've experienced first-class music,
[11:40] Loid
    so now for some first-class art...
    And you know the rest.
[11:43] Anya
    Papa! I can see her boobies!
[11:46] Anya
    Head's been choppy-chopped!
    Body's been choppy-chopped!
[11:49] Loid
    What did I just say about yelling?
[11:58] Loid
    Yor?
[12:00] Loid
    Y-Yor...?
[12:05] Anya
    I wanna do that!
[12:07] Loid
    Drawing? Sure.
[12:09] Loid
    Yor, why don't we sit down for a bit?
[12:12] Yor
    All right.
[12:13] Anya
    Anya's house is a big castle.
[12:16] Anya
    The boss of the secret organization
    is Director Chimera.
[12:20] Anya
    Papa is a spy! Pew, pew!
[12:22] Anya
    Mama is an assassin!
    Stabby, stabby, sploosh!
[12:27] Loid
    We should probably get going.
[12:29] Yor
    Yes.
[12:32] Anya
    All done!
[12:33] Loid
    Anya, we're going to our next stop.
[12:36] Anya
    If Papa and Mama see this,
    they'll find out about my powers!
[12:41] Loid
    Wow, that's quite a masterpiece.
[12:44] Loid
    There seems to be a pig in a forest.
[12:46] Anya
    That's Mr. Chimera, and he lives in a castle!
[12:48] Loid
    I see. I definitely see
    Bondman there, though.
[12:51] Loid
    I'm right, aren't I?
[12:53] Anya
    Yep...
[12:53] Loid
    It's that spy cartoon you
    were watching last week.
[12:55] Loid
    So this witch-looking one
    must be the princess.
[12:59] Loid
    That part seems rather graphic.
[13:00] Loid
    Oh, but that cat is cute.
[13:02] Anya
    That's a doggy!
[13:02] Loid
    I see. Then I apologize.
[13:06] Loid
    We're going to the tailor next.
[13:10] Yor
    Sorry to have you do this on your day off.
[13:13] Loid
    It's quite all right. This is
     something we need to do.
[13:15] Anya
    My going-out clothes are so cute!
[13:17] Anya
    They fit perfectly!
[13:19] Anya
    This shop is great! I love it!
[13:21] Proprietress
    Why, thank you.
[13:23] Anya
    This is my first ooting
    in my going-out clothes.
[13:26] Proprietress
    Then it must be a day of celebration.
[13:28] Anya
    A day to celebrate this ooting!
[13:29] Loid
    In that case, we can stop by
    a photography studio next.
[13:32] Female Employee
    Yor, dear. Right this way.
[13:34] Yor
    Coming.
[13:37] Proprietress
    If you're looking for a semi-formal dress,
    I think this color would do nicely.
[13:41] Proprietress
    What do you think?
[13:42] Yor
    I'd honestly prefer a black or red dress.
[13:46] Proprietress
    Really? I think this would
    look nice on you, Yor.
[13:49] Proprietress
    Then how about this?
[13:51] Loid
    Judging from her lack of luggage,
    I thought she had no interest in clothes.
[13:56] Loid
    I see you're particular
    about matching colors.
[13:58] Yor
    No... I wouldn't say that.
[14:01] Yor
    This color's lovely, but I'm worried that
    blood splatters would be too noticeable.
[14:10] Female Employee
    Looks like Yor finally found someone nice.
[14:13] Proprietress
    Hopefully they last. Having a child
    already is an instant no for me, though.
[14:19] Loid
    Looks like the extra outfits will
    be ready by the interview, too.
[14:22] Yor
    I'm so sorry to have you get so many.
[14:25] Loid
    Well, you look nice in
    colors besides red and black.
[14:28] Loid
    We'll be going out more often, too.
[14:30] Anya
    Ootings! Ootings!
[14:32] Loid
    You're a regular at that shop, aren't you?
[14:34] Loid
    I'm sure we'll continue to shop there, so next
     time, we should tell them we're married.
[14:40] Yor
    Oh, right.
[14:55] Politician
    We, the Nationalist Party, believe that
    there is a road to peace with the West.
[15:00] Loid
    Patriotism is also important within Eden.
[15:01] Audience A
    You moron!
[15:01] Audience B
    Kill all the bastards in the West!
[15:01] Politician
    Continuing to treat Westalis as
    the enemy will do us no good.
[15:03] Loid
    I'll need to make sure she's knowledgeable
    of politics and history, as well.
[15:06] Audience C
    Piss off, traitor!
[15:08] Audience F
    Gimme money, gimme money, gimme money...
[15:08] Audience D
    Those bastards killed my family!
[15:11] Audience E
    Get lost with the pleasantries!
[15:12] Audience G
    First I lost my job, then my home!
[15:12] Loid
    What's the matter?
[15:13] Anya
    I don't like places like this...
[15:15] Audience H
    Kill all the shitheads in the West!
[15:15] Loid
    Sorry. Maybe this was a
    little scary for you.
[15:17] Yor
    Let's go rest somewhere.
[15:18] Audience I
    The East did nothing wrong!
[15:20] Audience mob
    Go back to your Western masters!
[15:21] Audience mob
    Damn it!
[15:22] Audience mob
    You pig!
[15:23] Audience mob
    You stupid baldy!
[15:24] Audience mob
    Your feet smell, too!
[15:26] Anya
    Papa, I'm hungry.
[15:28] Loid
    Huh?
[15:29] Loid
    Are you all right or not?
[15:36] Loid
    No, Anya. Don't just pick the nuts off
    the top, and no eating with your hands.
[15:42] Loid
    And Yor, uh... Hmm...
[15:45] Loid
    I've been a spy for over a decade.
[15:47] Loid
    I've completed countless missions,
    yet once again I find myself losing heart.
[15:53] Anya
    S'all good, Papa.
[15:54] Loid
    What is?
[15:56] Loid
    Yeah, I definitely picked the wrong child.
[15:59] Loid
    No, this is all because I was
    expected to rely on others.
[16:03] Loid
    I shouldn't have put the key to success in
    the hands of others, let alone civilians.
[16:09] Loid
    Predicting every possible
    situation, preparing for it,
[16:11] Loid
    and acting from a carefully laid-out plan.
[16:13] Loid
    Those are the ironclad rules of being a spy.
[16:15] Loid
    Which means that I need to list every
    possible question the interviewer can ask,
[16:19] Loid
    then have these two memorize the
    perfect answers to go with them.
[16:22] Loid
    If all else fails, make sure
    I can back them up—
[16:24] Yor
    Um...
[16:25] Yor
    Why don't we go get some fresh air?
[16:40] Anya
    The people look like bits
    of trash from up here.
[16:42] Loid
    Where did you get that from?
[16:44] Anya
    My cartoons.
[16:45] Loid
    Ah...
[16:46] Loid
    I had no idea there was a park like
    this on the outskirts of town.
[16:49] Yor
    I don't come here that often either,
[16:52] Yor
    but I wander over here when
    I'm exhausted from work.
[16:55] Yor
    Thinking about how the work I do
    helps everyone in this city out
[17:01] Yor
    encourages me to work harder.
[17:04] Yor
    Oh, this place must be awfully
    boring! I'm terribly sorry!
[17:08] Anya
    I like this place better
    than crowded places!
[17:10] Yor
    Oh, that's wonderful!
[17:23] Old woman
    Thief! Someone help!
[17:25] Loid
    That old lady should've been more careful.
[17:29] Yor
    You won't get away with this!
[17:30] Yor
    Hold it right there!
[17:32] Loid
    Oh, damn it.
[17:38] Yor
    I lost track of him.
[17:40] Yor
    Are you all right, ma'am? Are you hurt?
[17:42] Old woman
    I'm fine. Just a few scratches.
[17:45] Yor
    I promise I'll catch him for you!
    And I'll take you to the hospital later!
[17:49] Old woman
    Why, thank you.
[17:51] Yor
    I left Loid and Anya behind.
[17:59] Loid
    He blended in with the crowd.
[18:01] Loid
    I'm very sorry, Yor, but you probably
    won't be able to find him now.
[18:07] Mob A
    Man, I'm starving.
[18:08] Mob B
    So expensive...
[18:09] Mob C
    Aw, this is so cute.
[18:10] Mob D
    Crap, I'm gonna piss my pants.
[18:11] Mob E
    My feet hurt.
[18:11] Mob G
    That shopworker is so cool.
[18:12] Mob F
    I wonder if there's a million
    dalc lying around somewhere.
[18:13] Mob M
    Oh, I forgot to pay my rent.
[18:13] Mob H
    Man, he's late.
[18:14] Mob I
    Honestly, this child...
[18:15] Mob J
    What am I going to do? I failed my test again.
[18:15] Mob K
    That bastard. I'm gonna murder him.
[18:16] Mob L
    Maybe I'll say hi...
[18:19] Loid
    Hey, this again?
[18:23] Thief
    Man, that old crone was loaded.
[18:28] Anya
    Papa!
[18:29] Loid
    Whoa, what?
[18:31] Anya
    I wanna eat cake!
[18:32] Loid
    What?!
[18:34] Loid
    We just left the restaurant...
[18:38] Loid
    He's...
[18:39] Loid
    He changed his clothes, but it's not
    so easy to change the way you walk.
[18:44] Loid
    Don't think you'll get away from me.
[18:46] Yor
    Loid!
[18:48] Anya
    Mama's here.
[18:49] Loid
    Yor, look after Anya for me.
[18:51] Thief
    I'll be able to have plenty of
    fun for a while with this much.
[18:54] Thief
    First, I'm gonna treat myself
    to the finest meal and—
[19:00] Loid
    A filthy swine like you deserves
    nothing more than the foulest meal.
[19:05] Mob N
    What's going on?
[19:06] Mob O
    A guy just dropped from the sky.
[19:07] Loid
    A spy must not bring attention to himself.
[19:11] Mob P
    Did he fall?
[19:14] Loid
    Pardon me. This fellow is a purse snatcher,
    so please call the police and hand him over.
[19:20] Mob P
    A purse snatcher?
[19:23] Old woman
    Thank you for escorting
    me all the way here.
[19:26] Old woman
    I had money to get my grandchild
    a gift in my purse.
[19:29] Old woman
    Thank you so much. You were a big help.
[19:31] Yor
    Oh, actually...
[19:33] Yor
    The one who got it back
    was my, um, husband.
[19:37] Loid
    No, if you weren't there, Yor,
    I wouldn't have even gone after him.
[19:42] Old woman
    Thank you so much. What a
    fine gentleman you are.
[19:45] Loid
    Er, again...
[19:47] Chief
    Hero who casts no shadow,
[19:49] Chief
    the great deeds you and your fellow
    agents do shall never see the light of day.
[19:53] Old woman
    Thank you.
[19:56] Loid
    I guess... receiving thanks every
    once in a while wouldn't hurt.
[20:00] Anya
    Papa is a softie.
[20:02] Loid
    Thank you, Yor.
[20:06] Loid
    Today was a nice change of pace.
[20:08] Loid
    Now I'll be able to work hard again.
[20:17] Anya
    Papa and Mama are flirting.
[20:20] Loid and Yor
    We are not!
[20:21] Anya
    Does Anya get a thank you, too?
[20:23] Loid
    Well... I guess we did find the thief
    because you were hungry again.
[20:28] Loid
    Good girl.
[20:31] Old woman
    My, what a lovely family you are.
[20:36] Old woman
    Here's some candy for you, dear.
[20:38] Anya
    Candy!
[20:40] Loid
    Make sure you say, "Thank you."
[20:45] Anya
    The ooting is over!
[20:47] Loid
    What a long day.
[20:52] Anya
    Mama!
[20:54] Anya
    I want some hot cocoa, please!
[20:57] Yor
    As you wish.
[21:05] Loid
    Hey, more importantly, we need
    to retry this mock interview.
[21:09] Loid
    So, Miss Anya, how do you
    spend your days off?
[21:12] Anya
    We go to the opera, the museum,
    and eat at restaurants.
[21:16] Loid
    Yes! Exactly!
[21:18] Loid
    If you're asked this question,
    make sure you talk about today.
[21:20] Loid
    Okay, next question.
[21:22] Loid
    You've seen your friend
    do something naughty.
[21:26] Loid
    What will you do?
[21:31] Anya
    I'd jump on top of them, beat them up,
    and make them eat the foulest meal!
[21:35] Loid
    Hmm... Pretend you never saw that, okay?
[21:39] Loid
    Yup, this is hopeless. I'm done.
[21:42] Anya
    Papa, you were so cool!
[21:44] Yor
    Yes, he was.
[21:46] Anya
    Ka-bam!
[21:48] Anya
    It's the foulest meal for you!
[22:04] Anya
    Hot cocoa is the best.
[22:07] Old woman
    My, what a lovely family you are.
[22:13] Loid
    I guess if she saw us that way...
[22:16] Loid
    About one percent of my
    preparations are complete.
SIGN    THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW

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[01:30] Loid
    The time has come.
[01:32] Loid
    Let us check our personal effects.
[01:34] Yor
    All clear, sir.
[01:36] Loid
    And now, our appearances.
[01:39] Yor
    All clear, sir.
[01:40] Loid
    And a final check of our verbal etiquette.
[01:42] Anya
    All set, please. Will do my best, please.
[01:46] Loid
    I feel nothing but anxiety about this,
[01:48] Loid
    but we've done everything we could.
[01:54] Loid
    Now, onward...
SIGN    THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW
[01:56] Loid
    To Eden College's interview!
[02:00] Yor
    It's so big!
[02:01] Loid
    Well, it is one of this country's top schools.
[02:04] Yor
    And there are so many examinees...
[02:06] Loid
    They're all our rivals.
[02:09] Loid
    Anya, are you going to
    be okay in this crowd?
[02:11] Anya
    I'll be okay, please.
[02:13] Loid
    Let us go, then.
[02:16] Loid
    This feeling...
[02:17] Loid
    There's no doubt about it.
[02:19] Loid
    I've experienced this many times.
[02:22] Loid
    Someone is watching us. Could it be...
[02:26] Loid
    Is there an enemy hidden in this crowd?
[02:27] Anya
    An enemy?
[02:28] Yor
    I feel someone's gaze...
[02:30] Loid
    No, that's not it.
[02:32] Loid
    I'm not the only one being watched.
[02:35] Loid
    It's always an unpleasant
    feeling to be observed like this.
[02:39] Loid
    There.
[02:40] Loid
    Four in the overhead passage.
[02:42] Loid
    Four in the bell tower.
[02:43] Loid
    More in the buildings to the left and right.
[02:46] Loid
    I have information on most
    of the staff at this school.
[02:50] Loid
    Those... are the instructors.
[02:53] Loid
    They're observing every action that
    everyone is taking and scoring them
[02:58] Loid
    to see if they're worthy of this school.
[02:59] Loid
    Which means... the exam has already begun.
[03:03] Loid
    I need you two to be on your guard.
[03:05] Loid
    We're being watched by the examiners.
[03:07] Yor
    Huh?
[03:08] Loid
    We'll do this just as we practiced.
[03:10] Instructor A
    D-68, fail.
[03:12] Instructor B
    A-12, fail.
[03:14] Instructor D
    G-114, pass.
[03:15] Henderson
    I must say, the examinees
    this year lack refinement.
[03:19] Henderson
    They all lack true elegance.
[03:21] Teachers
    Good morning, Housemaster.
SIGN    Eden College
    <Housemaster>
[03:24] Henderson
    It displeases me to know their crude feet
[03:26] Henderson
    are trudging upon the blessed
    ground of our school.
[03:29] Henderson
    Elegance creates tradition.
[03:32] Henderson
    Elegance is what truly makes
    this world a paradise.
[03:35] Henderson
    Fail any family lacking
    elegance immediately.
[03:38] Instructor B
    Yes, sir.
[03:39] Henderson
    Hm?
[03:42] Henderson
    Oho...
[03:47] Henderson
    It appears that not all hope has been lost.
[03:52] Henderson
    They are paying their respects
    to the statue of our founder?!
[03:56] Loid
    I, Twilight, am a man of a thousand faces.
[03:58] Loid
    Becoming exactly the person my target
    wants me to be is mere child's play.
[04:02] Loid
    Behold!
[04:03] Yor
    I haven't the slightest clue
    as to who this gentleman is,
[04:06] Yor
    but everything should be fine as
    long as I do what Loid is doing.
[04:10] Anya
    Baldy head!
[04:12] Henderson
    S-So elegant!
[04:15] Henderson
    How very elegant!
[04:17] Henderson
    Who is that family?
[04:19] Instructor D
    K-212. They are the Forgers, sir.
[04:22] Instructor D
    Their daughter Anya just barely passed
    the written exam with a score of 31.
[04:26] Henderson
    Absolutely not elegant!
    And such awful penmanship!
[04:32] Henderson
    So the father has remarried?
[04:33] Instructor B
    Might they be an impromptu
    family for admission purposes?
[04:37] Henderson
    I am not certain. We must investigate.
[04:39] Henderson
    We must ascertain whether
    or not they have true elegance.
[04:42] Instructor E
    We'll confirm your admission numbers here.
[04:45] Instructor F
    G-114. Please go to Hall 1.
[04:48] Instructor F
    Ah, A-12. Please enter Hall 2.
[04:52] Loid
    I see they're wasting no
    time with the screening.
[04:54] Instructor F
    K-212. Please head to Hall 1.
[05:00] Loid
    We're still being observed.
    Don't let your guard down.
[05:03] Yor
    It's so nerve-racking
    being watched like this...
[05:05] Anya
    I need to pick my nose.
[05:07] Loid
    Absolutely not.
[05:08] Boy
    Oh, no!
[05:11] Boy
    I've accidentally fallen into
    the gutter, and I can't get out!
[05:13] Loid
    Uh... That's too blatant if
    they're trying to test us.
[05:14] Boy
    Oh, no. Whatever shall I do?
[05:17] Loid
    Perhaps they're thinking
    he might be a threat,
[05:17] Boy
    Ah, I don't know what I should do.
[05:19] Loid
    but no one is trying to go near him.
[05:19] Boy
    Who knew there'd be a gutter here?
[05:21] Loid
    But if he is part of the test,
    we must deal with this accordingly.
[05:23] Boy
    I'm so shocked. I'm really stuck.
[05:27] Anya
    Papa! Mama! There is someone
    who needs our help, please!
[05:30] Anya
    Let us save him!
[05:31] Loid
    Are you all right, lad?
[05:34] Boy
    Oh, no! I've slipped and I cannot get up!
[05:36] Boy
    This is all for merits... More merits!
[05:40] Henderson
    Precisely.
[05:41] Henderson
    You're heading to an interview. You wouldn't
    dare sully your clothes with sewage.
[05:45] Henderson
    Now, how will you elegantly get through—
[05:55] Loid
    Are you hurt?
[05:56] Anya
    Use my hanky, please.
[05:59] Loid
    Make sure you go to
    the infirmary, just in case.
[06:02] Henderson
    Clearly, I expected too much.
[06:04] Henderson
    In the end, they were just some
    commoners from the countryside.
[06:07] Henderson
    Do not think for a second that you can
[06:09] Henderson
    set foot in our house of
    learning wearing soiled clothes.
[06:12] Henderson
    Throw K-212 out immediately.
[06:15] Boy
    Oh, no... These people are
    going to fail because of me.
[06:18] Boy
    Um, I'm so sorr—
[06:20] Yor
    Thank goodness we anticipated this,
[06:22] Yor
    and prepared a change of
    clothes just in case!
[06:25] Henderson
    Who in the world would
    ever anticipate that?!
[06:29] Yor
    Besides, your grey suit seems to
    fit the attire at this school more.
[06:33] Loid
    If I had continued wearing my previous suit,
[06:35] Loid
    we would've been mistaken for
    commoners from the countryside.
[06:38] Loid
    Thank you for giving us the
    opportunity to change, lad.
[06:42] Henderson
    On top of everything else,
     they even thanked the boy!
[06:45] Henderson
    Brilliant... So smart, and elegant!
[06:50] Henderson
    Curse you and your cunning, Loid Forger.
[06:53] Instructor B
    Housemaster, we are supposed
    to be testing the child.
[06:56] Henderson
    Silence!
[06:57] Henderson
    Children learn from their parents' example!
[06:59] Henderson
    Yes. The parents of a child who scores 30
    points must also be only worth 30 points!
[07:04] Henderson
    I'll make you reveal your true identity yet!
[07:09] Man
    Oh, no!
[07:11] Man
    The animals have escaped the farmhouse!
[07:14] Loid
    You're really going this far, Eden College?!
[07:18] Mob 1
    Hey, don't push me!
[07:19] Mob 2
    Just go, you moron!
[07:20] Mob 4
    Mommy! Mommy, Mommy!
[07:20] Mob 3
    Shut up!
[07:21] Loid
    Are they trying to see if we reveal
    our true selves in an emergency?
[07:23] Loid
    We'll be playing right into the
    examiners' hands if we panic.
[07:26] Loid
    Do not break Formation D.
[07:28] Loid
    We will show these animals
     nothing but benevolence!
[07:31] Henderson
    Hey.
[07:32] Henderson
    Who told you to go that far?
[07:34] Instructor D
    Wait...
[07:35] Instructor D
    It wasn't you, Housemaster?
[07:37] Henderson
    Impossible! Is this...
[07:39] Henderson
    an actual accident?!
[07:42] Henderson
    There are some very important
    people among the examinees!
[07:44] Henderson
    Go stop this mess before they're hurt!
[07:47] Vice Minister
    I'm the Vice Minister of
    the Ministry of Finance!
[07:49] Banker
    Hell if I care! I'm the
    CEO of the Central Bank!
[07:51] Child A
    Wait! Father!
[07:57] Vice Minister
    Well done, you!
[07:58] Loid
    Are you all right?
[08:01] Yor
    Loid!
[08:01] Yor
    It's happening to Miss Anya again.
[08:03] Loid
    The mass panic must've hit her.
[08:06] Loid
    The test is the last thing
    I need to worry about now.
[08:10] Loid
    That must be the leader of this herd.
[08:13] Loid
    That's the one I need to stop,
    but I'll have to use my gun—
[08:16] Loid
    No...
[08:17] Yor
    Please look after Miss Anya for a moment.
[08:19] Loid
    Yor?
[08:40] Yor
    I-It's not what you think!
[08:42] Yor
    I once learned about pressure points that
    can stop one's movements in a yoga class!
[08:45] Yor
    I-I figured they might work on cows, too!
[08:48] Yor
    Please don't look at me like that!
[08:51] Anya
    Ms. Cow?
[08:52] Anya
    Is she scared?
[08:56] Loid
    That's dangerous, Anya!
[09:01] Anya
    S'okay, please. Don't be scared.
[09:07] Loid
    What are you—
[09:14] Anya
    They're gonna go home now.
[09:17] Loid
    Apparently so.
[09:18] Loid
    Thankfully, no one was hurt.
[09:21] Henderson
    E-Ele...
[09:23] Henderson
    Ele-le... Ele-le-le-le...
[09:26] Henderson
    Elegance!
[09:31] Instructor B
    Housemaster?
[09:32] Henderson
    Forger!
[09:35] Loid
    He's...
[09:37] Loid
    one of the housemasters.
[09:38] Loid
    Is he in charge of this exam?
[09:41] Henderson
    Y-You helped us avoid a crisis. I thank you.
[09:43] Henderson
    And... you have bested me for today.
[09:48] Henderson
    To give us all time to collect
    ourselves after this chaos,
[09:51] Henderson
    we will be delaying the
    start of the interviews.
[09:54] Henderson
    Return to your hall once you've
    had a moment to tidy yourselves.
[09:57] Henderson
    Your family has the right
    to apply to our school.
[10:01] Loid
    Sir...
[10:03] Loid
    It looks like we've avoided failure.
[10:06] Loid
    I humbly thank you for your generosity.
[10:08] Loid
    But have no fear.
[10:11] Loid
    We anticipated something like this...
[10:14] Loid
    and prepared another change of clothes.
[10:17] Henderson
    This isn't about elegance anymore!
    These people are just scary!
[10:22] Narrator
    The Forgers successfully make
    it to the actual interview.
[10:27] Swan
    You truly thought you could apply to
    our school without even knowing that?
[10:31] Child B
    Huh?
[10:32] Swan
    Well? Cat got your tongue?
[10:34] Child B
    Huh?
[10:36] Child B
    Um, uh...
[10:39] Father D
    Thank you very much.
[10:42] Father D
    What kind of answer was that?!
[10:46] Loid
    I've been a spy for over a decade,
[10:48] Loid
    and for the first time...
[10:50] Loid
    I'm actually nervous.
[10:52] Loid
    Even when I infiltrated the ranks
    of an evil terrorist group,
[10:56] Loid
    or when I managed to stop the launch of
    a missile with one second remaining...
[11:01] Loid
    I never found it so hard to
    breathe as I do right now.
[11:04] Loid
    The fear of letting someone else
    decide my success or failure...
[11:08] Instructor G
    Next, the Forgers.
[11:11] Anya
    Yep!
[11:11] Loid and Yor
    Yes, sir.
[11:14] Loid
    Yes, this is definitely going to be...
[11:17] Loid
    the most crucial moment of Operation Strix!
[11:17] Evans
    Please, have a seat.
[11:21] Loid
    Thank you for having us.
[11:22] Henderson
    So you've come, Forgers.
[11:24] Loid
    The Forgers shall prevail in this
    game of information warfare.
[11:30] Evans
    First, we will begin by asking
    the parents a few questions.
SIGN    Walter Evans (59)
    
                Housemaster of Dorm 5 <Malcom Hall>
                Subject Taught: English
                Personality: Mild-mannered • Sincere • Conservative
[11:36] Loid
    The housemaster of Dorm 5, Malcom Hall.
[11:38] Loid
    Mild-mannered, sincere, and conservative.
[11:41] Loid
    The students are very fond of him.
[11:44] Loid
    As long as we respond with
    sincere, logical answers,
[11:47] Loid
    we'll score highly with him.
[11:49] Evans
    I was informed that this is your second
    wife. May I ask how you two met?
[11:53] Loid
    I see we're getting straight to the point.
[11:56] Loid
    Eden College does prioritize
    family values, after all.
[11:59] Loid
    I met my wife at the tailor shop that
    handles this school's uniforms,
[12:04] Loid
    and I was in awe of her grace.
[12:08] Loid
    Ever since I lost my first wife,
[12:10] Loid
    I was hesitant to pursue another
    relationship because of my daughter.
[12:13] Loid
    But the more we spoke, the more
    I felt that she was a kindred spirit.
[12:18] Loid
    She is truly kind and cares
    dearly about family.
[12:21] Loid
    I came to the conclusion that she'd
    get along well with my daughter.
[12:24] Evans
    Ah... And what about you, Madam?
[12:28] Yor
    Well...
[12:29] Yor
    L-Loid is a wonderful person who
    truly cares for his daughter.
[12:33] Yor
    He's also very considerate of me.
[12:36] Evans
    Ah, I'm happy to hear that you
    have such a loving family.
[12:40] Swan
    Why would a beautiful girl like you choose
    to be with a man who's got baggage?
[12:45] Henderson
    That was rather uncouth, Master Swan.
SIGN    Murdoch Swan (47)
             Housemaster of Dorm 2 <Cline Hall>
             Subject Taught: Economics
             Personality: Arrogant • Greedy • Callous
[12:48] Loid
    The housemaster of Dorm 2, Cline Hall.
[12:51] Loid
    He's the only son of the former
    headmaster, and a legacy hire.
[12:55] Loid
    Arrogant, greedy, and callous.
[12:58] Loid
    His wife filed for divorce last month,
[13:01] Loid
    and he just lost custody
    of his daughter, as well.
[13:04] Loid
    Reviewing all of his previous
    interview questions and comments,
[13:06] Loid
    he is clearly jealous of other families,
    and takes out his frustrations on them.
[13:10] Loid
    It's best that we avoid provoking him.
[13:13] Evans
    Now for our next question.
[13:15] Evans
    Could you tell us why you
    chose to apply to our school?
[13:19] Loid
    For only one reason, sir.
[13:20] Loid
    To get close to my target, Desmond!
[13:21] Loid
    The quality of the instructors at
    this establishment is superior.
[13:25] Loid
    Of course, you are all very
    knowledgeable and cultured,
[13:28] Loid
    but when it comes to teaching anything,
    from patriotism to how to be an elite,
[13:33] Loid
    the instructors of the
    prestigious Eden College
[13:36] Loid
    are second to none.
SIGN    Henry Henderson (66)
               Housemaster of Dorm 3 <Cecile Hall>
               Subject Taught: History
               Personality: Elegant
[13:39] Henderson
    Elegantly done, Loid Forger.
[13:41] Henderson
    I knew I saw potential in you.
[13:44] Evans
    Now then, how would the two
    of you describe your daughter?
[13:48] Evans
    Please let us know about her
    strengths and weaknesses.
[13:52] Loid
    Anya is an extremely curious child.
[13:56] Loid
    Her habit of sticking her nose where it
    doesn't belong could be seen as a weakness,
[13:59] Loid
    but she is a truly intelligent child.
[14:02] Henderson
    Intelligent?! Her?!
[14:03] Anya
    Shock!
[14:04] Loid
    Sometimes, it's like she
    sees right through me,
[14:07] Anya
    Yikes...
[14:08] Loid
    which keeps me on my feet.
[14:10] Loid
    I would say her main shortcoming
    is that she's a picky eater.
[14:13] Evans
    Ah...  And how would you describe
    your parenting style, Madam?
[14:18] Yor
    Just like we practiced...
[14:20] Yor
    As you already know, I am
    not her biological mother.
[14:25] Yor
    At first, I spoiled her quite often
    in hopes that she would like me.
[14:29] Yor
    But for the sake of her future, I'm hoping
    I can become a bit stricter at times.
[14:35] Evans
    We've been told that your
    daughter is a picky eater.
[14:39] Evans
    What kind of meals do you cook at home?
[14:42] Yor
    Huh? C-Cook?
[14:44] Yor
    Um...
[14:45] Loid
    I actually do most of the cooking.
[14:47] Loid
    Though when I'm busy, my wife
    is kind enough to cook for me.
[14:51] Loid
    Not that that's happened even once yet.
[14:53] Swan
    You're joking! What kind of wife
    can't cook for her husband?!
[14:57] Swan
    You should probably be stricter with
    yourself before you worry about that child.
[15:01] Loid
    Everyone has strengths and weaknesses.
[15:03] Loid
    She is extremely tidy and excels
    at keeping our house spotless.
[15:07] Loid
    She is also an excellent
    mother to my daughter.
[15:09] Swan
    Yes, well, both of those are
    things women are expected to do.
[15:13] Loid
    That's—
[15:14] Yor
    I-It's all right, Loid.
[15:16] Evans
    Now, now...
[15:16] Loid
    Yes. Calm down.
[15:19] Loid
    Why are you getting irritated, Twilight?
[15:21] Loid
    She's not even your real wife.
[15:26] Swan
    A lovey-dovey hot couple? You make me sick.
[15:29] Swan
    I'll keep jabbing at you until you slip up.
[15:32] Swan
    If I can't make sure these two fail,
    there's clearly no justice in this world.
[15:36] Anya
    He doesn't like Papa and Mama!
[15:38] Anya
    I need to do my best!
[15:40] Evans
    N-Next, let's ask the
    young lady some questions.
[15:44] Loid
    Here it comes.
[15:44] Evans
    First, could you tell us
    your name and address?
[15:49] Anya
    My name is Anya Holger!
[15:50] Anya
    My address is in... Berlint, West District...
[15:53] Anya
    128 Park... Avenue!
[15:58] Evans
    And what do you do on your
    days off, young lady?
[16:01] Anya
    We go to moozeums...
[16:03] Anya
    and eat operas...
[16:04] Loid
    Good. These were questions we anticipated.
[16:07] Evans
    What would you like to do once
    you get into this school?
[16:10] Anya
    Um, uh...
[16:12] Anya
    What was I supposed to say?
[16:13] Loid
    In my case, I first need to
    participate in a social gathering,
[16:16] Loid
    and get to the bottom of what the boss of
    the enemy organization, Desmond, is planning.
[16:19] Anya
    I-I want to find out what the boss
    of the organization is planning!
[16:22] Loid
    What in the world are you saying?! Hello?!
[16:24] Evans
    The boss of the organization?
    Maybe you meant the headmaster.
[16:28] Loid
    I do apologize. My daughter
    is rather ambitious.
[16:32] Loid
    She's extremely curious about the headmaster,
     since he's clearly made it to the top.
[16:35] Henderson
    Oho...
[16:36] Henderson
    The desire to learn from her
    predecessors at such an early age...
[16:40] Henderson
    That's quite elegant.
[16:42] Henderson
    Do you happen to know the name
    of the principal, young lady?
[16:46] Anya
    Um, B-Be...
[16:48] Loid
    Yes. Benedict Ivan Goodfellow.
[16:51] Anya
    Mr. Benedick Advent Goodheller.
[16:54] Henderson
    Hmm... Then,
[16:56] Henderson
    could you tell us how hard you would have
    to work in order to succeed like him?
[17:02] Anya
    Yes. Like getting through
    the jungle with no supplies,
[17:04] Anya
    and dancing with death over
    and over to get brave!
[17:09] Loid
    That was the training montage the
    protagonist of her spy cartoon did yesterday.
[17:13] Henderson
    S-Such incredible resolve!
[17:15] Henderson
    It appears as though I have
    underestimated this young lady.
[17:18] Evans
    I don't think you have to do quite that much.
[17:21] Evans
    Let's change the subject.
    What does your father do for a living?
[17:25] Anya
    He's a sp—a speshulist in
    mental health. A very good one.
[17:29] Evans
    Hm? Are you a little stuffed up?
[17:32] Evans
    Then how do you feel about your new mother?
[17:36] Anya
    She is very nice.
[17:38] Anya
    But she's scary sometimes.
[17:40] Evans
    If you were to give your parents
    a score, what might that be?
[17:46] Anya
    A perfect 100 points.
[17:48] Anya
    My Papa and Mama are both so
    much fun, and I love them very much.
[17:51] Anya
    I want to be with them forever.
[17:54] Swan
    Tch. God, no one needs this rubbish.
[17:57] Swan
    In that case, would you score your
    old mother or your new mother higher?
[18:01] Evans
    Come now, Master Swan...
[18:03] Swan
    Is there a problem?
[18:04] Loid
    May I respectfully request
    a different question?
[18:06] Swan
    Absolutely not. If you do not
    answer, you will lose points.
[18:10] Loid
    I don't know exactly how she
    ended up in that orphanage,
[18:12] Loid
    but her actual parents
    are probably already...
[18:21] Anya
    Ma...ma...
[18:25] Loid
    Anya...
[18:27] Anya
    Mama...
[18:28] Swan
    I see, I see.
[18:30] Swan
    So you do prefer your old mother.
[18:32] Yor
    This is too cruel!
[18:33] Loid
    Please calm down, Yor.
[18:34] Yor
    But this is just—
[18:36] Loid
    We need to remain calm for
    the sake of this mission.
[18:38] Swan
    We have plenty of students here who live
    away from their parents in our dorms.
[18:41] Swan
    If she's going to cry over
    every little trifling thing,
[18:45] Swan
    she'll never survive at our establishment!
[18:47] Loid
    So what if he's being slanderous?
[18:50] Loid
    We are nothing more than a pretend family.
[18:50] Yor
    Trifling? You call this trifling?
[18:53] Loid
    This is nothing.
[18:55] Swan
    Now, now, Mrs. Second Wife.
[18:57] Swan
    Don't snap at me just because
    she loves her real mother more.
[19:00] Swan
    Oh, I feel so much better.
[19:03] Loid
    Restrain yourself...
[19:05] Loid
    Twilight!
[19:14] Loid
    I do beg your pardon.
[19:16] Loid
    There was a mosquito.
[19:18] Loid
    Thank you very much for your time today.
[19:20] Swan
    Hey, where are you going?!
[19:21] Swan
    The interview's not over yet!
[19:24] Loid
    If making light of a child's feelings is part
    of your establishment's educational policies,
[19:29] Loid
    then I'm afraid we have
    chosen the wrong school.
[19:32] Swan
    You fiend! You dare
    disgrace our fine school?!
[19:35] Loid
    Come now, you two.
[19:37] Loid
    Please excuse us.
[19:38] Swan
    Don't think you'll ever walk
    through our gates again!
[19:42] Henderson
    That's quite enough, Master Swan.
[19:44] Swan
    Are you taking issue with my methods?
[19:47] Swan
    He may be the former headmaster,
[19:47] Evans
    Now, now...
[19:48] Swan
    but my father's influence
    within this school is still strong.
[19:50] Swan
    It'd be wise for you to
    watch that mouth of yours.
[19:55] Swan
    Hey! Hurry up and call the next one in!
[19:58] (Flashback) Loid
    ...the instructors of the
    prestigious Eden College
[20:01] Loid
    are second to none.
[20:04] Henderson
    If all I can do is curry
    favor with the authorities,
[20:07] Henderson
    I have no right to call myself an educator.
[20:10] Henderson
    I must ask, who truly disgraced our school?
[20:13] Swan
    Huh?!
[20:16] Evans
    Wha—
[20:18] Henderson
    Hmm...
[20:19] Henderson
    That was rather elegant,
    if I do say so myself.
[20:23] Henderson
    Now, will you be able to face
    the instructors at Eden head-on,
[20:27] Henderson
    Forgers?
[20:33] Loid
    Yeah... We definitely failed.
[20:35] Yor
    I-I'll go make us some tea.
[20:39] Loid
    I've failed yet again as a spy.
[20:42] Loid
    I let unnecessary feelings get
    in the way of the mission.
[20:45] Anya
    Papa...
[20:46] Anya
    I'm sorry.
[20:48] Anya
    I'm so sorry that I couldn't do better
[20:52] Anya
    on my tests.
[20:55] Loid
    It's all right, Anya. You have
     no reason to apologize.
[20:58] Loid
    You don't want to go to
    a school like that, do you?
[21:03] Anya
    But I want to go to school...
[21:05] Loid
    Huh?
[21:06] Anya
    If this mission fails...
[21:09] Anya
    I have to go to school or...
[21:12] Anya
    ...we won't be together anymore.
[21:15] Loid
    Anya...
[21:17] Yor
    If she fails, of course,
    our life here together will be...
[21:22] Yor
    But that doesn't matter.
[21:24] Yor
    I'm just worried how this may affect my work.
[21:27] Loid
    Hmm... But to be honest,
[21:30] Loid
    Hell will freeze over before you pass.
[21:32] Anya
    Shock!
[21:33] Yor
    I-I'm sure everything will be okay!
[21:35] Yor
    It'll all work out!
[21:37] Anya
    The grandpa with the glasses and
    the grandpa with the half-glasses
[21:39] Anya
    were really nice!
[21:41] Yor
    Yes, exactly!
[21:42] Yor
    I'm sure they'll vouch for us!
     Let's believe in them.
[21:48] Loid
    Spies don't believe in anyone
    other than themselves.
[21:52] Loid
    They always expect the worst-case
    scenarios and prepare for them.
[21:56] (Flashback) Anya
    I want to be with them forever.
[22:00] Loid
    But... Maybe just a little bit...
[22:03] Loid
    Yes. Let's leave the result to fate,
[22:07] Loid
    and try to recover from how
    exhausting that exam was.
[22:12] Loid
    Right now, just for a little bit...
[22:15] Loid
    To our family's bright future!
[22:19] Anya
    Something just fell!
[22:22] Yor
    Our family portrait fell to the floor.
[22:24] Loid
    It just fell...
[22:26] Narrator
    What will become
[22:28] Narrator
    of their mission?
SIGN    WILL THEY PASS OR FAIL?

E5 - Will They Pass or Fail
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[00:01] Female Member
    Today is the day.
[00:02] Chief
    Hm? For what?
[00:04] Female Member
    You have to ask?
[00:06] Female member
    It's the day Eden College announces
    the admissions results.
[00:08] Female Member
    The results should be posted
    at 1200 hours today.
[00:12] Loid
    This is more nerve-racking
    than I thought it'd be.
[00:15] Yor
    My bracelet just broke.
    Why did it have to happen today?
[00:19] Loid
    Oh, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
[00:22] Yor
    L-Loid, look.
[00:26] Loid
    Oh, come on, Yor. Black cats being
    unlucky is just a superstition.
[00:31] Yor
    Y-You're right.
[00:33] Anya
    Papa...
[00:34] Loid
    What's the matter?
[00:35] Anya
    I just stepped in poop.
[00:40] Chief
    Admissions results for Eden College?
[00:42] Chief
    Ah, the thing we've got Agent Twilight doing.
[00:45] Female Member
    Chief, peace between the East
    and West hangs on Operation Strix.
[00:51] Female Member
    Please take this more seriously.
[00:53] Chief
    You don't know Twilight very well, do you?
[00:57] Female Member
    C-Correct, sir.
SIGN    Underwear:
[00:59] Chief
    He might just be the best spy in all
    of Westalis, so don't worry so much.
[01:05] Chief
    He'll be telling us that "the sakura
    blossoms bloom" soon enough.
[01:08] Female Member
    What does that mean, sir?
[01:09] Chief
    It's a code phrase from the Far East.
[01:12] Chief
    It means they passed.
[01:15] Loid
    It's not there.
SIGN    WILL THEY PASS OR FAIL?
[02:52] Yor
    We failed...
[02:55] Loid
    We failed...
[02:56] Anya
    We failed.
[02:59] Loid
    L-Let's head home.
[03:01] Yor
    I-I'll make us some tea.
[03:03] Anya
    I'm sorry... It's all because I stepped in poop.
[03:07] Henderson
    A moment, Forgers.
[03:12] Loid
    Master Henderson...
[03:16] Loid
    What is this?
[03:17] Henderson
    Look at the very top.
[03:19] Loid
    Anya Forger...
[03:22] Henderson
    That is the waiting list of successful
    applicants, though rather confidential.
[03:27] Loid
    A waiting list?
[03:28] Henderson
    Correct. Once her overall scores were tallied,
[03:31] Henderson
    Anya Forger placed first on that waiting list.
[03:35] Henderson
    If any of the current successful
    applicants were to withdraw,
[03:39] Henderson
    she'll immediately get into the school.
[03:41] Loid
    B-But after what we did...
[03:45] Henderson
    Do you know what the number one killer
    of our species on this planet is?
[03:49] Loid
    Huh?
[03:51] Henderson
    It is the mosquito!
[03:52] Henderson
    Yes. You saved Master Swan from
    that brutal killer back there.
[03:57] Henderson
    That brought your score up tremendously.
[03:59] Loid
    That's insane.
[04:01] Henderson
    Stand proud, Forger.
[04:02] Henderson
    Your family is worthy of our school.
[04:05] Yor
    So if even one person withdraws,
    Miss Anya will get in?
[04:09] Henderson
    Correct.
[04:10] Yor
    But if no one withdraws...
[04:13] Henderson
    Now, about that...
[04:15] Zachry Feiss
    Th-The Thorn Princess?
[04:17] Zachry Feiss
    What are you doing here?
[04:19] Yor
    Secretary Zachry Feiss, I presume?
[04:21] Yor
    If it's not too much trouble,
    I will be taking your life.
[04:25] Zachry Feiss
    Please, no! Spare me!
[04:27] Zachry Feiss
    I have a son who's just about to turn six!
[04:29] Zachry Feiss
    He'll be starting at Eden College next month!
[04:32] Zachry Feiss
    If I die, he won't be able to go to school!
[04:34] Yor
    I'm terribly sorry, but that's
    exactly why I'm doing this.
[04:37] Zachry Feiss
    Huh?!
[04:38] Yor
    For the sake of Miss Anya
    getting into the school...
[04:41] Yor
    I need you to die!
[04:44] Yor
    You mustn't, Yor!
[04:45] Yor
    You mustn't take the life
    of an innocent person, Yor!
[04:48] Loid
    Yor?
[04:50] Yor
    Oh, it's nothing.
[04:52] Yor
    I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Zachry Feiss.
[04:55] Henderson
    Well, no matter.
[04:57] Henderson
    There are a few that withdraw every year.
[05:01] Henderson
    Make sure you are properly
    prepared for the eventuality.
[05:05] Loid
    Thank you very much, Master Henderson.
[05:09] Henderson
    I must warn you that I may not be
    teaching here by the time you arrive.
[05:13] Loid
    What?
[05:14] Henderson
    I was forced to give that
    swine a good thrashing.
[05:18] Henderson
    I was able to protect Eden's honor,
    but who knows what ramifications await me?
[05:18] Loid
    That foolish man and this instructor...
[05:21] Loid
    I'm not sure which one will be
    more useful to me in my mission,
[05:24] Loid
    but if that fool stands in my way,
    I have plenty of ways to destroy him.
[05:28] Loid
    Please let me know if there's
    anything I can do to help.
[05:31] Henderson
    I appreciate the attempt at
    consolation, my elegant boy.
[05:36] Henderson
    Just await that call at home.
SIGN    3
    Days
     Later
[05:40] Anya
    Anya will be accepted...
    Anya will be accepted...
[05:46] Anya
    Anya will be accepted...
    Anya will be accepted...
[05:47] Loid
    What in the world is she doing?
[05:50] Yor
    Apparently, she's performing a prayer
    dance to help her get accepted.
[05:50] Anya
    Anya will be accepted...
[05:54] Loid
    Oh... I see.
[05:54] Anya
    Kieeeeeeeh!
[05:58] Loid
    Hello, Forger residence.
[06:02] Loid
    Yes.
[06:03] Loid
    Yes.
[06:05] Loid
    Goodbye.
[06:14] Loid
    Anya got in!
[06:17] Anya
    Papa! I passed!
[06:21] Loid
    You did a great job, Anya!
[06:23] Anya
    I did it!
[06:24] Yor
    Oh, thank goodness! What wonderful news!
[06:26] Yor
    I'm so happy!
[06:27] Loid
    Thank you for all you did as well, Yor.
[06:32] Franky
    Heya. I heard she got in.
[06:35] Franky
    Time to celebrate!
[06:36] Loid
    You sure found out fast.
[06:38] Franky
    Never underestimate an informant.
[06:40] Franky
    Oh, you must be the missus.
    Pleasure to meet you!
[06:42] Franky
    I'm Loid's friend, Franky!
[06:45] Yor
    Hello.
[06:46] Anya
    Scruffy-scruff!
[06:47] Franky
    Let's get this party started! I got
    some booze, and I ordered delivery!
[06:51] Loid
    Who do you think you are?
[06:53] Franky
    This is all thanks to me
    stealing the answer sheet.
[06:57] Loid
    You idiot! They'll hear you!
[06:59] Yor
    Huh? Wha wuz zat?
[07:04] Franky
    Are you even drinking, you party pooper?
[07:08] Loid
    Leave me be.
[07:09] Franky
    Isn't it great, Anya?
[07:10] Franky
    Daddy said he'll buy you anything
    as a reward just for today!
[07:13] Loid
    Hey! Don't go promising her things like that!
[07:16] Anya
    I don't want you to buy me anything,
    but I wanna do something!
[07:19] Loid
    Hm? What's that?
[07:20] Loid
    I don't mind as long as it's doable.
[07:25] Princess Honey
    Save me, Bondman!
[07:29] Commander (TV)
    Good morning, Bondman.
[07:30] Commander (TV)
    Your mission today is to save
    the kidnapped Princess Honey,
[07:36] Commander (TV)
    and take back the castle.
[07:38] Bondman
    Wait for me, Princess Honey!
[07:40] TV Narrator
    The kingdom's best spy infiltrates the castle...
[07:43] TV Narrator
    Bondman!
[07:45] TV Narrator
    Taking down any enemy that stands in his way,
[07:47] TV Narrator
    he finally makes it to the princess.
[07:50] Bondman
    I'm here to save you, Princess Honey!
[07:52] Princess Honey
    Bondman!
[07:54] TV Narrator
    Peace was restored to the castle,
    and their love continued to grow.
[07:58] Anya
    This is what I wanna do.
[07:59] Loid
    What you wanna do? Wait, you mean...
[08:04] Anya
    I wanna play "save Anya from the castle"!
[08:06] Loid
    Nope. Not happening.
[08:10] Franky
    How cruel... You meanie!
[08:12] Franky
    I'm not going to school if you don't do this!
[08:14] Loid
    No one asked you to speak for her.
[08:16] Franky
    Oh, hey. I'm pretty sure that's Newston Castle.
[08:19] Franky
    I heard it was recently remodeled
    into some cartoon's theme park,
[08:22] Franky
    but that's definitely it.
[08:23] Franky
    It's got the same kinds of
    tricks and traps seen in the show,
[08:25] Franky
    and you can even rent it out.
[08:27] Franky
    The government doesn't have any
    eyes over there, Loidy Boy,
[08:31] Franky
    so it wouldn't hurt to have a little bit of fun.
[08:34] Loid
    But...
[08:35] Franky
    After everything she went through to pass, too.
[08:37] Franky
    Doesn't seem fair if you can't get
    some kind of reward, huh, kiddo?
[08:38] Anya
    Sniffle, sniffle...
[08:40] Anya
    Sniffle, sniffle.
[08:42] Anya
    Sniffle...
[08:43] Loid
    All right, fine.
[08:44] Franky
    Right, then! Let's strike while the iron's hot!
[08:46] Franky
    Leave the castle reservation to me.
    You're in charge of our ride!
[08:49] Loid
    Wha?! You expect us to go today?
[08:51] Loid
    And you want me to arrange this?
[08:53] Franky
    Well, of course! It's for your daughter!
[09:06] Comms Engineer
    We have a message from Twilight.
[09:08] Comms Engineer
    Code GO005.
[09:10] Female Member
    He did it.
[09:11] Female Member
    "The sakura blossoms bloom."
[09:13] Comms Engineer
    Another message from Twilight.
[09:15] Female Member
    What is it?
[09:20] Comms Engineer
    How shall I reply?
[09:23] (Flashback) Chief
    He might just be the best
    spy in all of Westalis...
[09:28] Female Member
    Get him what he needs at once!
[09:29] Comms Engineer
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:32] Comms Engineer
    To Falcon in the Rhynnick region.
[09:34] Comms Engineer
    Emergency operation from Twilight.
[09:35] Falcon
    Falcon here. Roger the emergency
    operation from Twilight, over.
[09:39] Loid
    "1830 hours... Meet downstream on the
    Nein River in the Rhynnick region."
[09:44] Loid
    They sure didn't waste any time.
[09:46] Franky
    Believe it or not, this castle can do this, too!
[09:50] Anya
    I'm gonna make a quiz!
[09:52] Franky
    Hey, great idea!
[09:54] Franky
    You seriously came through!
[09:57] Anya
    Anya's never been on a
    plane before! It's so exciting!
[09:57] Franky
    Nice, nice, nice!
[10:00] Loid
    There we go.
[10:03] Anya
    Does Anya look cool?
[10:05] Loid
    Yes, you do.
[10:07] Yor
    Loid! Where did you get this li'l plane?
[10:12] Yor
    It's amazing!
[10:14] Loid
    Oh, some wonderful coworkers of
    mine are letting me borrow it.
[10:18] Yor
    Fank you for always looking
    after my husband.
[10:24] Loid
    You all have your seatbelts on? Here we go.
[10:27] Franky and Anya
    Let's go!
[10:37] Anya
    I'm so excited!
[10:42] Franky
    Yahoo!
[10:47] Yor
    Oh, it's so pretty.
[10:50] Yor
    It looks like a tweasure chest.
[10:52] Anya
    Papa, you're amazing!
[10:59] Franky
    Look! There it is!
[11:02] Franky
    Holy crap!
[11:04] Anya
    The castle's so cool!
[11:06] Loid
    Hey, settle down!
[11:07] Loid
    We're about to land.
    Make sure you're properly seated.
[11:13] Anya
    We're in a castle!
[11:15] Loid
    You don't need to go running around with her!
[11:17] Yor
    This is wonderful.
[11:23] Loid
    What's the matter?
[11:24] Anya
    Something's not right.
[11:25] Loid
    What do you mean by that?
[11:27] Anya
    Can you truly call a castle
    with no enemies or servants
[11:30] Anya
    a castle?
[11:32] Anya
    I'm sad.
[11:34] Anya
    I don't think I can go to school now.
[11:36] Franky
    I know, right? I can't blame ya, little missy.
[11:40] Franky
    Daddy better step up his game.
[11:42] Comms Engineer
    We have a report from Twilight.
[11:44] Comms Engineer
    He's requesting agents.
[11:46] Comms Engineer
    As many as possible.
[11:48] Female Member
    This will be a true test for WISE.
[11:52] Comms Engineer
    To all agents in Ostania.
[11:54] Comms Engineer
    Report to Newston Castle
    for an emergency operation.
[11:57] Comms Engineer
    This is an extremely important
    assignment regarding Operation Strix.
[12:01] Comms Engineer
    Mission rank is over SS.
[12:03] Comms Engineer
    I repeat: this is an extremely important
    assignment regarding Operation Strix.
[12:07] Comms Engineer
    Mission rank is over SS!
[12:16] Agent 3
    That's the real Twilight...
[12:18] Agent 4
    I gotta get his autograph later.
[12:20] Franky
    Look at your agency coming through for you.
[12:22] Franky
    Well, give them the rundown.
[12:24] Franky
    I'll explain the rest.
[12:28] Loid
    All right, fine.
[12:32] Loid
    Thank you very much for gathering
    here today on behalf of my daughter.
[12:38] Agent 1
    Morse code.
[12:40] Agent 2
    "Just listen quietly."
[12:43] Agent 4
    Orders from Twilight!
[12:44] Loid
    I would like for all of you to
    play the part of the enemies
SIGN    This assignment is an imperative part of Operation Strix, and you do not to need to inquire further about it
[12:48] Loid
    of a spy who is coming to save a princess.
[12:50] Agent 1
    I have absolutely no idea what's going on...
[12:52] Agent 2
    But this is Twilight we're talking about.
    I'm sure this is all according to plan.
SIGN    This man will explain the details. Follow his orders from now on
[12:56] Loid
    Thank you again for doing
    this for my daughter.
[13:03] Franky
    All right! Let's announce the cast!
[13:06] Franky
    Here's our star for today!
[13:09] Franky
    Princess Anya!
[13:12] Anya
    This is the spy person who's gonna save me!
[13:15] Anya
    Loidman!
[13:17] Anya
    And the big bad boss!
[13:18] Franky
    Scruffy!
[13:18] Anya
    Count Scruffy Head!
[13:20] Anya
    And Mama... um...
[13:23] Anya
    can be whatever.
[13:24] Yor
    Shock!
[13:25] Franky
    And now...
[13:26] Franky
    to the very capable subordinates
    of Count Scruffy Head!
[13:30] Franky
    I need you all to put on
    your best performances
[13:33] Franky
    and get in Loidman's
    way as much as possible!
[13:36] Loid
    Uh... wait...
[13:37] Agent 4
    This mission ranking is over SS.
[13:39] Agent 4
    I'll make any sacrifice necessary
    to see this mission through!
[13:42] Agent 4
    I couldn't ask for a better
    opponent than Twilight!
[13:44] Agent 1
    This day has finally come...
[13:46] Franky
    You can all decide for yourselves how
    you're going to get in Loidman's way.
[13:51] Franky
    I am not exaggerating when I say the
    success of this plan is in your hands!
[13:56] Loid
    Uh... Where is this going?
[13:58] Franky
    My loyal minions!
[13:59] Franky
    Make Loidman suffer as much as
    possible for Princess Anya's sake!
[14:04] Franky
    Once you're all prepared,
    get to your positions!
[14:07] Agents
    Roger!
[14:12] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
    Princess Anya is mine!
[14:16] Franky
    If you want her back, come after me!
[14:19] Anya
    Save me, Loidman.
[14:20] Loid
    Wait, it's already started?!
[14:30] Anya
    Hey!
[14:33] Franky
    Loidman! You are about to face many
    obstacles in order to get the princess back!
[14:39] Franky
    First up,
[14:40] Franky
    we have a quiz that the princess made
    up in this courtyard, so listen up!
[14:44] Franky
    If you can't answer correctly,
    you'll be putting that on!
[14:47] Loid
    This is...
[14:49] Franky
    You betcha! A Bondman costume set!
[14:51] Anya
    So exciting!
[14:54] Franky
    Okay, question time!
[14:55] Franky
    What does Princess Anya like about Bondman?!
[14:58] Loid
    Huh? His face?
[15:00] Anya
    Bzzz! The fact that he has
    a pistol with a silencer!
[15:04] Loid
    What? Really?!
[15:05] Franky
    Oh, come on! You're her dad
    and you don't even know that?
[15:10] Loid
    Next question!
[15:11] Franky
    What's Anya's favorite food?
[15:14] Loid
    Peanuts!
[15:14] Anya
    Ooh! Correct!
[15:17] Franky
    Tch. Guess that was too easy.
[15:19] Franky
    Here's the final question!
[15:21] Franky
    If you get it wrong, you'll be
    changing into that outfit, Loidman!
[15:24] Loid
    That's if I don't get it.
[15:27] Franky
    Here's your question, then.
[15:29] Franky
    What does Anya want right now?
[15:32] Loid
    What does she want right now?
[15:34] Franky
    Five! Four!
[15:36] Loid
    You didn't say anything about a time limit!
[15:38] Franky
    I never said there wouldn't be one, either.
[15:41] Loid
    Calm down. What does Anya want right now?
[15:44] Loid
    What does she want...
[15:46] Loid
    Bondman's spy gear!
[15:48] Franky
    What's the correct answer, Princess Anya?!
[15:51] Anya
    Right now...
[15:54] Anya
    I'm thirsty, so I'd like some water, please!
[15:56] Franky
    Looks like you're wrong, Loidman!
[15:59] Loid
    How the hell would I know that?!
[15:59] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[16:01] Franky
    Too bad for you, Loidman!
[16:03] Franky
    Now, let's have you keep your word!
[16:08] Anya
    I'm so excited...
[16:10] Anya
    to see the real Loidman!
[16:27] Anya
    Loidman!
[16:28] Franky
    All right, then! On to the next stage!
[16:31] Loid
    Hey, wait!
[16:52] Anya
    Loidman!
[16:54] Franky
    If you want to save Princess Anya,
    you'll have to make your way up here!
[16:58] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[17:03] Agent 4
    He's so cool!
[17:31] Agent 4
    He's just so amazing...
[17:32] Anya
    You're so cool, Loidman!
[17:35] Franky
    We're just getting started, scruff!
[17:37] Anya
    Oh, no. Save me.
[17:40] Loid
    God, this is a pain.
[17:42] Anya
    Loidman! Up here, up here!
[17:46] Anya
    I'm right here!
[17:58] Loid
    There's no end to this.
[18:19] Anya
    This is so cool!
[18:21] Franky
    You've got this, my minions!
    Don't let him win!
[18:23] Franky
    Loid! Let them hit you, damn it!
[18:32] Franky
    Now you've done it, you bastard!
[18:34] Franky
    Don't think you're gonna catch us that easily!
[18:42] Franky
    Buh-bye!
[18:44] Anya
    Save me, Loidman.
[18:58] Anya
    You're so amazing, Loidman!
[19:13] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
    I'm impressed you got this far, Loidman!
[19:16] Franky
    But I won't let you have the princess!
[19:19] Anya
    Save me, Loidman!
[19:27] Loid
    Are you seriously telling me
    I have to act out this embarrassing
[19:29] Loid
    little play in front of all of these agents?
[19:32] Loid
    But in the end... this is for the mission!
[19:36] Loid
    H... Hand over the princess.
[19:39] Agents
    Ooh!
[19:40] Agent 4
    I can't believe we get to see
    Twilight's acting skills in person!
[19:45] Franky
    You fool! You think I'd
    hand her over that easily?!
[19:49] Franky
    Now, go! The most powerful
    witch in the world, Yorticia!
[19:53] Franky
    Finish off that fool, scruff!
[19:55] Loid
    Now there's a witch?!
[19:57] Loid
    What the hell is going on in this story?
[20:05] Loid
    Huh?
[20:05] Loid
    Wai—no way. What?!
[20:07] Yor
    Anyone who tries to kidnap Miss Anya...
[20:12] Yor
    will not get away alive!
[20:14] Loid
    Y-Yor, please calm down.
[20:18] Loid
    Why is she using physical
    attacks when she's a witch?
[20:27] Loid
    She's strong!
[20:28] Loid
    She's gonna kill me!
[20:36] Loid
    Yor... Are you all right?
[20:45] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[20:46] Franky
    Excellent work getting this far, Loidman!
[20:50] Franky
    But you won't defeat me that easil—
[20:54] Anya
    So exciting!
[20:57] Loid
    I... I've come to save you, Princess Anya.
[21:04] Anya
    Papa!
[21:05] Loid
    Wait... I'm supposed to be your dad in this?
[21:20] Anya
    So sparkly!
[21:25] Agent 1
    Congratulations, Anya!
[21:29] Franky
    Anya...
[21:32] Franky
    Congratulations...
[21:37] Loid
    What is this?
[21:39] Anya
    I've had so much excitement
    ever since I left the orphanage!
[21:43] Anya
    It's all thanks to you, Papa!
[21:44] Loid
    Hm? Oh... I'm happy for you.
[21:48] Anya
    I'm gonna do my best in school!
[21:53] Loid
    That's good.
[21:55] Loid
    Well, anyway... congratulations
    on getting into the school.
[22:14] Female member
    Sir, the expense report from Agent Twilight.
[22:18] Chief
    Are these numbers real?
[22:20] Female member
    Yes, they are.
[22:22] Chief
    But...
[22:22] Female member
    They are correct.
SIGN    Mission Report
SIGN    Operation Strix
SIGN    Phase 1: School Admission achieved
SIGN    THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME

E6 - The Friendship Scheme
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SIGN    Exclusive Seller of Eden Academy Uniforms
[01:38] Proprietress
    And... 99.5.
[01:42] Anya
    I'm two millimeters bigger than last time!
[01:45] Loid
    I'm sure it's just an error.
[01:46] Proprietress
    You never know. Kids grow up so quickly.
[01:50] Yor
    Indeed.
[01:51] Loid
    Well, with that in mind, we should probably
    have your uniform made a little bigger.
[01:55] Proprietress
    But it was quite a shock to hear that
    you were suddenly married, Yor.
[01:59] Proprietress
    You should have told me the
    last time you were here!
[02:04] Yor
    I'm, er, sorry about the other day.
[02:07] Proprietress
    And to think that your lovely daughter is
    going to the prestigious Eden College.
[02:11] Proprietress
    Congratulations.
[02:12] Anya
    Fank you very much.
[02:15] Proprietress
    Are you an Eden College alum?
[02:18] Loid
    Oh, no. I went to an insignificant
    little school out in the country.
[02:21] Proprietress
    Oh, then do be careful.
[02:23] Proprietress
    There's something of a wall between parents
    who are Eden alumni and those who aren't.
[02:29] Proprietress
    Apparently this causes discrimination and
    bullying among the children, too.
[02:33] Proprietress
    Oh, and hazing from the honor students,
[02:35] Proprietress
    and conflict between the
    dorm kids and commuters.
[02:39] Proprietress
    Speaking of, I hear that kidnappings
    of commuter kids are on the rise.
[02:43] Proprietress
    It's not surprising, considering most of the
    kids who can attend Eden are rich.
[02:48] Anya
    I don't wanna go to school anymore.
[02:51] Proprietress
    Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
[02:55] Proprietress
    Don't worry. There are plenty
    of fun things about it, too.
[02:58] Proprietress
    Okay, all done with your measurements.
[03:01] Proprietress
    Let's see, you'll be getting one uniform,
[03:04] Proprietress
    plus a winter coat, a vest, and a sweater,
    for three additional items.
[03:08] Proprietress
    You're a regular here, so I'll
    get those done immediately.
[03:11] Proprietress
    Oh, you'll be able to get everything else
    you need from the shop on the corner.
[03:15] Loid
    This is going to cost more than I thought.
[03:22] Loid
    What's the matter?
[03:23] Anya
    I am in fear that I will be kidnapped.
[03:25] Loid
    Oh, I see. You sure didn't waste any time.
[03:28] Loid
    Yor, is it all right if we eat out today?
[03:31] Yor
    Yes, of course.
[03:33] Anya
    Are there any kidnappers at the restaurant?
[03:37] Waiter
    Here's our special for the day.
[03:38] Waiter
    Pork sauté in pawpaw sauce with
    porcini mushrooms and potato potage.
[03:45] Anya
    Po?
[03:46] Loid
    Looks delicious.
[03:47] Loid
    Must be cipher P.
[03:49] Loid
    Ah, a notice about my briefing.
[03:51] Loid
    It'll be in five days at
    1300 hours at safe house D.
[03:55] Loid
    Understood.
[03:57] Loid
    But I really need to ask them to stop
    using this notification method.
[04:00] Loid
    There's something unpleasant about it.
SIGN    5 Days Later
[04:05] Loid
    Hello?
[04:06] Loid
    Oh, yes, hi.
[04:08] Loid
    What? It's done already?
[04:10] Loid
    All right. We'll come
    pick up the order today.
[04:13] Loid
    Thank you.
[04:17] Anya
    Is the uniform done?
[04:19] Loid
    Sounds like it.
[04:21] Loid
    But I have my briefing today.
[04:24] Loid
    I'm sorry to trouble you, Yor,
[04:25] Loid
    but could you go pick
    it up with Anya for me?
[04:28] Loid
    I got called into work.
[04:31] Yor
    Of course. You can count on me.
[04:34] Loid
    I might not get home until late, so you
    can go ahead and get delivery for dinner.
[04:39] Yor
    All right.
[04:40] Anya
    Have a knees day.
SIGN    WISE Handler
    Sylvia Sherwood
    Alias: Handler
[05:15] Handler
    Good day... or perhaps
    good evening, Agent Twilight.
[05:20] Loid
    Hello, Handler. What's this about?
[05:23] Handler
    Before we get into that...
[05:26] Handler
    What in the world were all
    those expenses the other day?!
[05:28] Handler
    A castle rental fee, and rental fees
    for furniture to go in said castle?!
[05:31] Handler
    You think we're made of money?!
[05:33] Loid
    Oh, here's a couple more bills, actually.
[05:35] Loid
    Going to school is apparently very expensive.
[05:37] Handler
    I have to admire the balls it takes to
    just casually hand me more bills.
[05:39] Loid
    Well, they're all necessary expenses.
[05:42] Handler
    Very well. Anyway...
[05:44] Handler
    I'm here today to brief you
    on phase 2 of Operation Strix.
[05:48] Handler
    Though you're usually on the ball,
    so that may not be necessary.
[05:52] Loid
    Well... I may actually
    be off my game lately.
[05:56] Handler
    Phase 2 requires a social gathering.
[05:58] Handler
    Before we get into the details,
    let's review how Eden works.
[06:03] Handler
    Eden College.
[06:04] Handler
    There are around 2,500 students
[06:07] Handler
    ranging from the ages of six to nineteen,
    and the curriculum covers all thirteen years.
[06:10] Handler
    Academics, sports, the arts...
[06:12] Handler
    They offer a top-class
    education in every field.
[06:15] Handler
    The students who manage to shine
    brighter than their fellow elites
[06:19] Handler
    are the honor students known
    as the Imperial Scholars.
[06:22] Handler
    The social gathering that Desmond attends
[06:25] Handler
    is only open to those Imperial
    Scholars and their parents.
[06:30] Handler
    In order to become an Imperial Scholar,
[06:32] Handler
    a student must earn eight
    merits known as "Stella."
[06:36] Handler
    Stella Stars are awarded for exceptional
    grades and contributions to society.
[06:41] Handler
    Which means, first, you need to raise
    your daughter into an honor student.
[06:45] Handler
    You may use underhanded
    means if necessary.
[06:49] Handler
    On the other hand,
[06:51] Handler
    poor grades and bad behavior will result
    in demerits called Tonitrus Bolts.
[06:56] Handler
    When a student receives eight of those,
    they will be immediately expelled,
[06:59] Handler
    so be aware of that.
[07:01] Handler
    Now, let's work out the finer details.
[07:02] Loid
    Turning that child into a honor student...
[07:06] Loid
    Hello, anxiety, my old friend.
[07:12] Anya
    Do I look cute in my uniform?
[07:14] Yor
    Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
[07:16] Yor
    Let's go to the portrait studio later!
[07:21] Anya
    Ta-da!
[07:22] Anya
    Do I look cute?
[07:24] Yor
    Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
[07:26] Proprietress
    Could you leave already? How many
    times are you gonna say that?
[07:30] Anya
    I wanna go on an ooting in this!
[07:32] Yor
    Yes, let's do that!
[07:35] Proprietress
    Thanks much.
[07:37] Anya
    Doot, do! Doot, do! Doot, do!
[07:41] Yor
    Why don't we stop by the park?
[07:45] Anya
    This is my uniform. Ta-da!
[07:47] Anya
    I am wearing my uniform. Ta-da!
[07:51] Mother A
    My, your daughter's adorable.
[07:54] Mother B
    She goes to Eden? I'm so jealous.
[07:58] Yor
    Oh... Hello.
[08:00] Mother B's child
    Mom, I'm hungry.
[08:03] Mother A
    And what would you like for dinner?
[08:05] Mother A's child
    Hamburg steak!
[08:10] (Flashback) Swan
    So you do prefer your old mother.
[08:12] (Flashback) Anya
    I want to be with them forever.
[08:17] Yor
    I know that we're just a pretend family.
[08:20] Yor
    But...
[08:22] Yor
    Maybe I could be more of a mother to her.
[08:28] Anya
    Mama!
[08:31] Anya
    I just showed everyone how cute I am!
[08:34] Yor
    Make sure you don't dirty your
    uniform before you go to school.
[08:38] Yor
    Say, Miss Anya. Why don't we stop
    by the supermarket on our way home?
[08:43] Yor
    Loid said he was going to be home
    late, so I'll make dinner tonight.
[08:48] Anya
    Ooh!
[08:48] Anya
    Can you cook, Mama?
[08:50] Yor
    Yes. I will do my very best.
[08:54] Thug A
    Hey, is that kid from Eden?
[08:56] Thug B
    Huh?
[08:58] Thug A
    Is the chick next to her the mom?
[09:00] Thug B
    She's gotta be the hired help.
[09:01] Thug B
    No rich person's gonna
    go shopping themselves.
[09:04] Thug A
    You know, I think I want an allowance.
[09:08] Thug B
    Me, too.
[09:10] Yor
    I'm sure I'll be able to make something
    if I have some meat and vegetables.
[09:15] Yor
    I'm not sure what any of these are,
    so I'll just buy all of them.
[09:19] Anya
    Ta-da!
[09:22] Anya
    I'm going outside now. I'm bored.
[09:23] Yor
    Oh, don't wander off too far!
[09:30] Thug A
    Hello there, little lady.
[09:32] Thug B
    Be a good girl for just a little bit.
[09:35] Thug B
    Once your maid pays up, we'll let you go.
[09:39] Anya
    Bad guys!
[09:41] (Flashback) Proprietress
    Eden has bullying and kidnappings...
[09:44] Anya
    She was right!
[09:49] Thug C
    I heard you can even sell their
    uniforms for a sweet price.
[09:51] Thug B
    Excellent. In that case,
    little lady, let's take your—
[09:59] Yor
    What do you think you're doing?
[10:02] Thug A
    Uh-oh! Looks like we're gonna have
    to tack on some medical bills, too.
[10:07] Thug A
    Let's see your wallet, Miss Hired Help.
[10:09] Yor
    I'm afraid I used up all of
    my cash, so I have none left.
[10:12] Yor
    So I must ask you to leave.
[10:15] Thug A
    I see. Then I guess we're just gonna
    have to strip the little lady.
[10:19] Thug A
    You're gonna be fired anyway,
[10:22] Thug A
    so go back to the countryside,
    you shitty little maid!
[10:28] Thug A
    Sh-She destroyed that pumpkin
    with her bare hand?!
[10:33] Yor
    I am that girl's mother!
[10:36] Yor
    If you do not want to end up like
    that vegetable, leave at once!
[10:42] Anya
    Mama...
[10:45] Yor
    Are you all right?
[10:47] Yor
    I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have
    let you out of my sight.
[10:50] Yor
    There, there...
[10:52] Yor
    And I've ruined all of the ingredients...
[10:55] Yor
    I'm such a failure as a mother.
[11:03] Anya
    But I love that my Mama
    is so strong and cool.
[11:06] Anya
    There, there.
[11:08] Anya
    Killer punch, kapow!
[11:10] Yor
    I-I'm so embarrassed!
[11:12] Anya
    Mama!
[11:14] Anya
    Train me, please!
[11:16] Yor
    T-Train you?
[11:18] Anya
    I know it's really dangerous to
    be an Eden student now.
[11:22] Anya
    But it won't be as scary if I train!
[11:26] Anya
    I can do my best at school without dying!
[11:29] Anya
    I wanna be like you, Mama!
[11:33] Yor
    Even if I can't be like a normal mother,
[11:37] Yor
    I'm going to do everything I can for her.
[11:41] Yor
    All right. Let's go straight
    home and start your training.
[11:44] Anya
    Training!
[11:49] Loid
    I'm home...
[11:50] Yor
    Hah! Hah!
[11:54] Loid
    What are you doing?
[11:55] Yor
    Preparing her to go to school!
[11:56] Anya
    Hah!
[11:58] Yor
    Hah!
[11:58] Loid
    Yeah... I'm filled with nothing but anxiety.
[11:59] Anya
    Hah!
[12:00] Yor
    Hah!
[12:01] Anya
    Hah!
[12:04] Headmaster
    You are truly the chosen.
[12:08] Headmaster
    Due to your hard work, or perhaps your parents,
[12:13] Headmaster
    you have made it to the
    hallowed halls of Eden.
[12:16] Headmaster
    To our honorable new 228 students...
[12:22] Headmaster
    Congratulations, and welcome to our school.
[12:24] Headmaster
    Everyone here at Eden welcomes you
    from the bottom of our hearts.
[12:28] Loid
    We finally made it this far...
[12:31] Anya
    Papa, a lot of people are
    wearing the same thing I am.
[12:34] Loid
    Yes. That's what a uniform is.
[12:36] Loid
    I still have a mountain of
    problems to tackle, but...
[12:39] (Flashback) Handler
    Listen up, Twilight.
[12:41] (Flashback) Handler
    There are requirements to attend
     Desmond's social gathering.
[12:44] (Flashback) Handler
    The student must be an Imperial Scholar.
[12:48] (Flashback) Handler
    And for that to happen, they
    must receive plenty of merits.
[12:51] (Flashback) Handler
    Do not forget that the future of the
    East and West depends on this mission.
[12:58] Loid
    Turning this child into an elite...
[13:00] Loid
    I've mostly given up on that task.
[13:02] Anya
    Shock!
[13:03] Loid
    This school is already filled
    with the best of the best.
[13:06] Loid
    It'll be difficult to maintain a top position.
[13:09] Loid
    More importantly...
[13:10] Instructor
    Next, we will announce the houses
    and their housemasters.
[13:15] Instructor
    Please come forward when
    your name is called.
[13:18] Instructor
    Class one: Specter Hall.
[13:20] Instructor
    William Howard.
[13:22] Instructor
    Theodore Russell.
[13:25] Instructor
    Grace Fein.
[13:27] Instructor
    Jessica Clark.
[13:29] Instructor
    Next, we have class two: Cline Hall.
[13:30] Anya
    I wonder what class I'm gonna be in.
[13:32] Loid
    Who knows?
[13:33] Instructor
    Lucy Garrett.
[13:34] Loid
    Actually... I do.
[13:37] Loid
    Because I changed parts of the
    lineups to help with my mission.
[13:39] Instructor
    Class three: Cecile Hall.
[13:42] Instructor
    Alice Paulette.
[13:43] Loid
    To ensure that Anya...
[13:44] Instructor
    Edward Perkshire.
[13:46] Instructor
    Damian Desmond.
[13:48] Loid
    would be in the same class as him.
[13:51] Loid
    The second son of my target,
    Donovan Desmond...
[13:54] Loid
    Damian.
[13:55] Damian
    That's Lord Damian to you.
[13:58] Loid
    He got into Eden just
    like his older brother.
[14:01] Loid
    I've had my eye on him ever since I saw
    his name on the list of students applying.
[14:04] Instructor
    Jesse Capel.
[14:05] Loid
    If plan A to get Anya to become an
    Imperial Scholar proves too difficult,
[14:09] Loid
    we'll go to plan B.
[14:10] Loid
    I call it... the Friendship Scheme.
SIGN    THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME
[14:13] Loid
    Step one: be in the same class
    as him and become friends.
[14:17] Loid
    Step two: be invited to his
    house and bring me along.
SIGN    Come over!
[14:20] Loid
    Step three: direct contact with the target!
SIGN    Welcome
SIGN    Thank
     you
[14:24] Loid
    I'm sure it won't actually go that easily,
[14:26] Loid
    but the more insurance we have, the better.
[14:27] Instructor
    Anya Forger.
[14:30] Loid
    Go ahead.
[14:33] Loid
    Anya must have grown up around kids
    her age at the orphanage for years.
[14:38] Loid
    I'll put my faith in her
    communication skills.
[14:42] Anya
    That's the evil boss's kid.
[14:45] Damian
    What's with her?
[14:47] Damian
    Heh, I see.
[14:49] Damian
    She's already realized how
    amazing I am and fallen for me.
[14:52] Damian
    You've got good taste, kid.
[14:56] Damian
    Playing hard to get, I see. Cute.
[14:59] Instructor
    Becky Blackbell.
[15:01] Anya
    Geh...
[15:02] Becky
    Pleasure to meet you!
[15:06] Loid
    That's...
[15:07] Loid
    The daughter of the CEO of the major
    military contractor, Blackbell.
[15:10] Loid
    What?! And behind her is the daughter
    of the vice president of parliament!
[15:13] Loid
    And among the boys, there's the son of one
    of the key members of the secret service!
[15:17] Loid
    Her classmates are a
    treasure trove of intel!
[15:20] Loid
    Make sure you become friends
    with all of them, Anya!
[15:23] Yor
    Loid gets so worked up when
    it comes to his daughter.
[15:26] Becky
    I'm Becky! What's your name?
[15:28] Becky
    She looks like a baby. I guess I wouldn't
    mind taking care of her a bit.
[15:33] Anya
    Hmph.
[15:33] Instructor
    Those will be the 29 students in class three.
[15:34] Becky
    Hey!
[15:35] Loid
    Hello?!
[15:36] Instructor
    And you will be under the
    tutelage of Master Henderson.
[15:40] Yor
    Oh, it's the nice teacher.
[15:42] Loid
    So he didn't get fired after all.
[15:44] Loid
    I feel it's unfair for a housemaster
    to have to teach new students,
[15:48] Loid
    but I guess it could've been much worse.
[15:51] Henderson
    I'll just have to whip these rugrats
    into shape like I used to.
[15:55] Instructor
    And now, the new students will accompany their
     homeroom teachers on a tour of the campus,
[15:59] Instructor
    then head to their
    respective classrooms.
[16:02] Instructor
    During that time, there will be a meet and
    greet in Tower C's lounge for the guardians.
[16:09] Loid
    Do your best, Anya.
[16:10] Loid
    You'll be on your own from here on out.
[16:15] Anya
    Okey-dokey!
[16:16] Henderson
    You there! Stay in line!
[16:20] Loid
    I'm so worried...
[16:22] Yor
    It is always nerve-racking to send
    them off into the world.
[16:24] Yor
    I totally understand.
[16:27] Henderson
    This is the dining hall.
[16:28] Henderson
    The best chefs will present you with
    the most elegant dishes daily.
[16:33] Henderson
    Beyond those doors is a special dining
    hall reserved only for Imperial Scholars.
[16:38] Henderson
    Anyone can become an Imperial Scholar if they
    achieve elegant grades and earn eight Stella.
[16:44] Henderson
    I trust that you will all do your best.
[16:47] Children
    Yes, sir!
[16:48] Henderson
    However, those who fall behind
[16:50] Henderson
    will receive Tonitrus Bolts and face
    punishment or expulsion, so stay on your toes.
[16:54] Anya
    Why are you looking at me?
[16:56] Emile
    Lord Damian's gonna be an
    Imperial Scholar in no time!
[16:59] Damian
    Of course I am.
[17:00] Ewen
    We'd expect nothing else!
[17:02] Damian
    I mean, my father is the head
    of the National Unity Party.
[17:05] Student A
    Wait, really?!
[17:06] Student B
    Wow!
[17:06] Student C
    My Papa says we owe a lot
    to the Desmond Group!
[17:10] Henderson
    Silence! No private conversations!
[17:12] Becky
    They're so dumb.
[17:17] Damian
    What about you? What does your father do?
[17:20] Damian
    If he's important enough, I'd consider
    letting you be my friend, too.
[17:24] Anya
    I will stay calm for the mission.
[17:27] Anya
    He's a sp—a feelings doctor.
[17:29] Damian
    Hmph. So he's just a nobody.
[17:32] Damian
    You're probably not that rich, either. Lame.
[17:35] Anya
    I wanna go play at your house.
[17:37] Ewen
    You moron! Know your place, uggo!
[17:40] Ewen
    This is the problem with
    measly little peasants.
[17:42] Emile
    You're gonna get your gross
    peasant germs on him! Scram!
[17:47] Anya
    Now is the time for me to
    unleash my killer punch!
[17:50] (Flashback) Yor
    Listen carefully, Miss Anya.
[17:51] Anya
    Gasp!
[17:52] (Flashback) Yor
    Anyone who lets their
    emotions control their fists
[17:55] (Flashback) Yor
    does not know the meaning of true strength.
[17:57] (Flashback) Yor
    If someone's just being a little mean,
[17:59] (Flashback) Yor
    being able to laugh it off
    makes you the cooler, bigger girl.
[18:01] (Flashback) Anya
    A big girl!
[18:03] (Flashback) Yor
    And if you can keep a smile on
    your face, fights will not happen.
[18:07] Becky
    Hey, stop being so pathetic.
    At least say something back.
[18:11] Anya
    Heh. Like I care.
[18:17] Anya
    Heh.
[18:19] Damian
    H-How dare she smirk at me
    like she's mocking me?!
[18:23] Becky
    Look at that composure!
    She's so mature! Amazing!
[18:26] Becky
    I was wrong about her being a baby!
[18:28] Becky
    You're way more grown-up than
    I thought. I'm impressed.
[18:32] Anya
    I'm a grown-up?
[18:38] Anya
    Heh.
[18:41] Damian
    Don't get cocky, you stupid uggo!
[18:42] Damian
    Uggo, uggo, Queen Uggo!
[18:44] Ewen
    Lord Damian, perhaps you should
    broaden your vocabulary...
[18:47] Becky
    What's your problem?
[18:48] Becky
    Sure, she's uglier than me,
    but you don't have to be so mean.
[18:52] Damian
    Shut your mouth!
[18:53] Henderson
    You there! How many times must I warn you?
[18:55] Henderson
    Do you want punishments on your first day?
[18:58] Damian
    Curse you... How dare you
    embarrass me like that?!
[19:01] Damian
    You'll pay for this!
[19:03] Anya
    Mama, you liar. Smiling didn't help at all.
[19:14] Becky
    If you don't quit it,
    I'm gonna tell the teacher!
[19:17] Damian
    What? You have proof that we did it?
[19:20] Ewen and Emile
    Yeah, yeah!
[19:21] Damian
    Go on. Move!
[19:23] Damian
    Hey, you smug uggo!
[19:26] Damian
    I'm gonna bully you every single day!
[19:29] Damian
    I'm gonna teach you a lesson so you'll
    never be able to smirk again!
[19:33] Emile
    Her feelings doctor father might
    be able to fix her if she cries.
[19:37] Damian
    Seriously? Well, that's impressive!
[19:39] Damian
    Aren't you a special widdle girl?
[19:44] Damian
    Hey, where do you think
    you're looking? You scared?
[19:58] Henderson
    What is the meaning of this?!
[20:00] Emile
    Sir! She just punched Lord Damian!
[20:04] Anya
    I just reached out my hand ,
    and somehow, he ran into it.
[20:06] Ewen
    You liar! You're not fooling anyone!
[20:09] Emile
    You were even making sure the
    teacher wasn't looking earlier!
[20:13] Anya
    You got any proof I did it?
[20:15] Ewen
    You left the imprint of
    your fist on his face!
[20:18] Henderson
    I trust you are aware that
    perjury is a disgraceful act,
[20:22] Henderson
    Anya Forger.
[20:25] Becky
    That's not what happened, sir!
[20:27] Becky
    She was holding back all day,
    but these bullies just...
[20:31] Henderson
    So it's true that she hit him?
[20:36] Yor
    Listen carefully, Miss Anya.
[20:38] Anya
    Gasp!
[20:38] (Flashback) Yor
    The only time it's all right for
    you to use force is, for example,
[20:42] (Flashback) Yor
    if you're saving a friend in trouble.
[20:47] Anya
    H-Her foot...
[20:51] Anya
    He stepped on it.
[20:53] Anya
    So I got mad...
[20:55] Anya
    I'm sorry.
[20:58] Becky
    She did that for me?!
[21:00] Becky
    Oh, Anya!
[21:03] Henderson
    She held back her own personal anger,
[21:03] Becky
    Thank you! Thank you, Anya!
[21:05] Henderson
    and had the courage to stand
    up to a lad for her friend.
[21:07] Becky
    I'm so moved!
[21:10] Henderson
    Truly elegant, Anya Forger.
[21:14] Henderson
    But I'm afraid...
[21:16] Loid
    So the Desmonds didn't appear after all.
[21:20] Loid
    Well, there's no need to rush.
[21:23] Loid
    Now that she's enrolled,
    we have all the time in the world.
[21:24] Staff
    Ladies and gentlemen.
[21:26] Staff
    The students' orientation is now complete,
    so please head toward the courtyard.
[21:26] Loid
    And I was able to make some connections.
[21:30] Staff
    If you would gather round,
    we will take a group photo.
[21:32] Loid
    Where's Anya?
[21:34] Henderson
    Forger.
[21:36] Henderson
    Come with me.
[21:37] Loid
    She punched a boy?
[21:40] Yor
    Are you hurt at all?
[21:41] Loid
    And it just happened to be Desmond's son?
[21:42] Henderson
    Usually, acts of violence would
    immediately mean three Tonitrus Bolts...
[21:43] Loid
    What in the world?
[21:47] Henderson
    But at my discretion, it became one.
[21:49] Henderson
    That is as much as I can do.
[21:53] Yor
    I'm terribly sorry, Loid!
    All because I trained her...
[21:57] Henderson
    I will speak with his parents, too.
SIGN    Plan A
SIGN    Plan B
[22:01] Loid
    It's the first day of school
    and she lost a point.
[22:03] Loid
    To top it off, her relationship with
    Damian couldn't be any worse.
[22:08] Photographer
    All right, everyone! We're taking the picture!
[22:11] Photographer
    The family on the right over there!
     Smile a little more!
[22:14] Photographer
    Say, "Cheese!"
SIGN    Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: 8
    Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: 7
    Relationship with Damian: -100
SIGN    THE TARGET'S SECOND SON

E7 - The Target's Second Son
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[00:07] Loid
    The man who threatens the peace
    between the East and the West...
[00:10] Loid
    Donovan Desmond.
[00:12] Loid
    In order to get closer to him,
[00:14] Loid
    I successfully had Anya enroll in
    Eden College, the school his son attends.
[00:19] Loid
    Next, in order to attend the social
    gathering that Desmond goes to,
[00:23] Loid
    I need Anya to obtain eight
    merits, called "Stella,"
[00:27] Loid
    so that she can become an Imperial Scholar.
[00:33] Loid
    To make this all happen at a prestigious
    school, however, would not be easy.
[00:38] Loid
    That is why I formulated a plan B,
    "The Friendship Scheme."
[00:42] Loid
    I was hoping to have Anya get
    closer to Desmond's son, Damian,
SIGN    Come over!
[00:47] Loid
    which in turn would hopefully
    connect us as their parents.
SIGN    Welcome
SIGN    Thank
     you
[00:51] Loid
    But on the first day,
    she ended up punching Damian,
[00:54] Loid
    earned a Tonitrus Bolt, and left
    their friendship in shambles.
[01:01] Loid
    Alas, it is too early to give up.
[01:04] Loid
    This plan has only just begun.
SIGN    THE TARGET'S SECOND SON
[02:41] Yor
    Good mworning...
[02:43] Loid
    Good morning, Yor. Breakfast is ready.
[02:46] Loid
    Looks like the three of us are
    getting used to life as a family.
[02:50] Loid
    Is Anya still asleep?
[02:57] Loid
    She's still worried about
    what happened yesterday?
[03:00] Loid
    Come on out. I won't get mad.
[03:02] Loid
    Eat quickly, or you'll be late.
[03:07] Anya
    I'm sorry I'm bad at school.
[03:10] Yor
    No, that was my fault.
[03:13] Loid
    There's no point to worrying about the past.
[03:15] Loid
    Just make sure you don't
    get into any more fights.
[03:18] Loid
    Okay, come on. Cheer up.
[03:21] Loid
    Your classes start today.
[03:23] Yor
    You're so kind, Loid.
[03:26] Loid
    Figuring out what we can do next is far more
    constructive than dwelling on the past.
[03:32] Loid
    Besides, it would be
    much worse if she somehow
[03:35] Loid
    got sick of school and
    didn't want to go anymore.
[03:38] Loid
    I need her school life to go as smoothly
    as possible for the sake of this mission.
[03:44] Loid
    Oh, and make sure you apologize
    to Damian at school today.
[03:48] Loid
    Got it?
[03:49] Anya
    Yep. Gonna go now.
[03:55] Loid
    Do your best and be a good girl!
[03:57] Yor
    It's time for us to head to work, too.
[03:59] Loid
    Yes.
[04:01] Loid
    I'm counting on you, Anya.
[04:05] Loid
    The peace of the world rests
    on you two making amends.
[04:11] Anya
    Anya will do her best.
[04:19] Driver
    Have a wonderful day, Miss Becky.
[04:23] Anya
    Miss Rich Girl!
[04:25] Becky
    Oh, Anya. Good day to you.
[04:27] Anya
    Do you live in a castle, Miss Rich Girl?
[04:30] Becky
    Of course not.
[04:32] Becky
    You came here on the school bus?
[04:35] Becky
    I could have my driver give you a ride
    to and from school from now on.
[04:38] Anya
    Does that mean I get to
    be a Miss Rich Girl, too?
[04:41] Becky
    I never said anything about adopting you.
[04:45] Becky
    Aw, I'm jealous of the dorm kids who
    don't have to go to and from school.
[04:52] Becky
    Bleh...
[04:53] Emile
    What do you mean, "Bleh"?
    You rude little girl!
[04:56] Becky
    Ugh, it's only morning and
    you're already obnoxious.
[04:58] Emile
    What's her problem?
[05:00] Ewen
    Know your place!
[05:01] Becky
    Nyah!
[05:02] Loid
    Make sure you apologize.
[05:06] Anya
    Um...
[05:08] Anya
    Um, yesterday, I...
[05:12] Becky
    Let's go, Anya. Our class is about to start.
[05:15] Ewen
    Hey, wait!
[05:16] Becky
    You'll just catch their stupid
    if you keep talking to them.
[05:19] Anya
    But world peace!
SIGN    He was worried, so he came to check on her
[05:25] Loid
    Stop getting in the way, Blackbell girl!
[05:27] Loid
    No, wait.
[05:28] Loid
    As I recall, Blackbell and the Desmond
    Group are actually business partners.
[05:32] Loid
    Could this girl be under orders from an enemy
    organization to put a stop to our mission?
[05:38] Loid
    No, calm down. That's not possible.
[05:41] Loid
    First impressions are the most important thing
    when forming a group of friends at school.
[05:45] Loid
    They must make amends today, no matter what.
[05:56] Becky
    You know...
[05:58] Becky
    Hm.
[05:59] Alice
    That's the girl who got violent, right?
[06:02] Jesse
    How scary! So barbaric.
[06:04] Sara
    Is the girl next to her another delinquent?
[06:05] Johnny
    She just hit him out of nowhere
    without a reason, right? That's nuts.
[06:09] Male student B
    I don't want to be in the same class as her.
[06:11] Female student A
    What if she hits me, too?
[06:13] Male student A
    I can't believe she came to
    school. Talk about a pain.
[06:16] Anya
    School is scary...
[06:19] Becky
    People are so shallow.
[06:21] Becky
    They can only judge what's on the surface.
[06:24] Anya
    Are you a smart person, Rich Girl?
[06:26] Becky
    Aw, I wouldn't say that.
[06:29] Becky
    And call me Becky, not "Rich Girl."
[06:32] Instructor
    All right, be seated.
[06:34] Becky
    I hope we become the best of friends.
[06:37] Becky
    I'm the only one who knows
    how good you are, Anya.
[06:41] Female student B
    Honestly, people like that are just...
[06:42] Male student B
    We'd better stay away from them.
[06:44] Anya
    School is scary,
    but I think it might be okay.
[06:47] Becky
    Hey, look! Isn't this cute?
[06:50] Emile
    Tch!
[06:51] Ewen
    Why don't you give them a piece
    of your mind, Lord Damian?
[06:55] Damian
    That's right. My name is Damian Desmond.
[06:55] Instructor
    All right, I'm calling the roll. Abel.
[06:58] Damian
    As one of the sons of a prestigious family,
    I was born into a life of privilege.
[06:58] Abel
    Here.
[06:59] Instructor
    Alice.
[06:59] Alice
    Here.
[07:00] Instructor
    Edward.
[07:01] Edward
    Here.
[07:02] Damian
    No one had ever defied me before.
[07:02] Instructor
    Damian.
[07:04] Instructor
    Yikes, the Desmond Group's chairman's son.
[07:05] Damian
    I've never even been hit
    by my older brother.
[07:07] Instructor
    Mr. Desmond.
[07:08] Damian
    And yet...
[07:09] Instructor
    Mr. Desmond.
[07:10] Damian
    Here.
[07:12] Instructor
    Conner.
[07:12] Damian
    This is the first time I've
    had to deal with such...
[07:13] Conner
    Here.
[07:14] Instructor
    George.
[07:14] Damian
    With such...
[07:15] George
    Here.
[07:16] Damian
    With such...
[07:16] Instructor
    Herman.
[07:17] Herman
    Here.
[07:18] Dominic
    With such...
[07:18] Instructor
    Sara.
[07:19] Sara
    Here.
[07:21] Instructor
    Johnny.
[07:22] Johnny
    Here.
[07:22] Instructor
    Jesse.
[07:23] Jesse
    Here.
[07:25] Instructor
    Carl.
[07:25] Carl
    Here.
[07:27] Instructor
    Well, today will be our first lesson,
[07:30] Instructor
    so before we begin...
[07:31] Instructor
    This is the starting line for all of you who
    worked so hard to get into this school...
SIGN    Math Class
[07:34] Instructor
    As you can see in this example,
    when this and this are like this...
[07:39] Instructor
    And that's why this turns out
    like this, and this is... this.
[07:43] Instructor
    So you get this answer by doing this...
[07:45] Instructor
    And if you get this answer, you can use the
    same method to get the answer over here.
[07:49] Instructor
    She had the nerve to fall asleep
    in first period on her first day.
[07:52] Instructor
    Is she actually a delinquent?
[07:54] Instructor
    How scary.
[07:55] Becky
    Anya!
[07:56] Becky
    We have science class next. Wake up!
[07:59] Anya
    Second son!
[08:00] Anya
    I have to apologize to the second son.
[08:03] Becky
    Second son? You mean Damian?
[08:04] Becky
    He already left.
[08:06] Becky
    And just leave that loser alone.
[08:08] Anya
    But peace will be in trouble if
    I don't apologize to the second son.
[08:13] Becky
    You mean it'll put a damper
    on your peaceful school life?
[08:17] Becky
    I mean, yeah... Who knows
    what that boy will try to do?
[08:22] Becky
    But don't worry.
[08:24] Becky
    I'm on your side, Anya!
[08:26] Becky
    I'll protect you, no matter what.
[08:31] Anya
    Oh, it's okay, then.
[08:31] Becky
    Yes.
[08:33] Loid
    No, it's not!
[08:35] Anya
    Papa?!
[08:37] Loid
    I need a way to tell her how
    important that apology is!
[08:41] Instructor (Science)
    As you can see, you can reflect
    the sun's rays using a mirror.
SIGN    Science Class
[08:45] Instructor (Science)
    The spot where the light hits will feel warm.
[08:49] Instructor (Science)
    Next, let's try an experiment
    using two mirrors.
SIGN    <Fortune for Good Little Children>
    It is good to apologize today.
[08:53] Anya
    Is that you, God?!
[08:53] Instructor (Science)
    We will use the other mirror to
    reflect the light from earlier.
[08:57] Loid
    Apologize, Anya. Reconcile with him.
[09:02] Anya
    I suddenly feel this intense pressure.
[09:05] Male student C
    "And that's when John made up his mind.
SIGN    Language Class
[09:08] Male student C
    Even if he were to be left out,
    he was going to see his beliefs through.
[09:13] Male student C
    And then John never apologized
    to anyone ever again."
SIGN    "But then John reflected upon his actions"
SIGN    "and thought, 'Sometimes, it's just
     better to admit you're wrong and get along with others.'"
[09:18] Anya
    My textbook seems different
    from everyone else's...
SIGN    Lunchtime
[09:26] Becky
    It's finally time for lunch.
    Let's go to the cafeteria.
[09:29] Becky
    I guess this really is a prestigious school.
[09:31] Becky
    We're getting pretty brutal
    lessons from day one.
[09:35] Becky
    I'm exhausted.
[09:45] Female Instructor
    New students, you can order
    whatever you'd like for lunch.
SIGN    Cafeteria
[09:50] Becky
    Huh... Well, they're nowhere
    near as talented as my chef.
[09:54] Anya
    Anya wants omelet rice.
[09:58] Becky
    What a bizarre dish.
[10:06] Anya
    Second son!
[10:07] Becky
    Ew, go eat in your dorm.
[10:10] Anya
    I have to apologize.
[10:11] Becky
    No, you don't.
[10:12] Becky
    They're the ones at fault.
[10:14] Loid
    That stupid little brat!
[10:15] Loid
    That's it. I need to get her away from Anya.
[10:19] Senior waiter
    Hey, newbie! Where are you going?!
[10:25] Loid
    Becky Blackbell from Class 1-3.
[10:28] Loid
    Come to the student hall
    in Tower A immediately.
[10:29] Becky
    Huh? But I'm still eating.
[10:32] Loid
    Now!
[10:33] Becky
    Ugh!
[10:35] Anya
    Now's my chance to apologize.
[10:47] Ewen
    Wh-What do you want?! You wanna fight again?
[10:50] Anya
    Um—
[10:51] Emile
    If you hadn't sucker punched him,
    Lord Damian never would've lost to you!
[10:55] Anya
    Um...
[10:56] Damian
    Shut up, you two.
[10:58] Emile
    Huh? I see. You're going to
    personally give her what for!
[11:09] Damian
    Why do I find it so hard to
    speak when she's in front of me?
[11:12] Ewen
    Lord Damian?
[11:14] Damian
    What is this awkward sensation
    I'm feeling in my chest?
[11:20] Anya
    I feel a weird chill. I better
    apologize quick, then run away.
[11:23] Emile
    Knowing Lord Damian,
[11:25] Emile
    I'm sure he's finding the absolute perfect
    insults to rip this little girl to shreds!
[11:30] Ewen
    I wonder what he'll go for? "Shrimp"?
[11:33] Ewen
    No, that is far too meek.
[11:36] Emile
    Super uggo? Raccoon face?
[11:36] Anya
    Um...
[11:38] Ewen
    Violent gorilla girl?
[11:39] Anya
    I...
[11:40] Emile
    She's even got those lame hair
    things that look like horns.
[11:42] Anya
    Y-Yesterday...
[11:43] Ewen
    Your momma's so fat...
[11:45] Ewen
    You've got stubby little legs.
[11:46] Emile
    Stubby little legs!
[11:48] Emile
    She's even got those lame hair
    things that look like horns.
[11:51] Ewen
    Raccoon-faced commoner!
[11:52] Emile
    You'll get your filthy commoner germs on us.
[11:55] Emile
    Go away, you stubby little raccoon.
[11:58] Emile
    With stubby little legs...
[11:59] Ewen
    Stubby little legs!
[11:59] Anya
    I'm... um...
[12:01] Anya
    I'm r-really sorry...
[12:05] Anya
    that I suddenly hit you yesterday!
[12:07] Anya
    I just wanted...
[12:10] Anya
    to be friends with you.
[12:18] Anya
    I'm sorry...
[12:20] Anya
    for having stubby little legs.
[12:22] Damian
    Sh-She felt so bad that
    she's actually bawling?!
[12:26] Damian
    She's so demure.
[12:29] Loid
    I guess I didn't really need to interfere.
[12:31] Loid
    Well done, Anya. Good job apologizing.
[12:35] Ewen
    Lord Damian, your face is bright red.
[12:38] Damian
    That's just because... I'm enraged!
[12:40] Damian
    I would never...
[12:42] Damian
    That's right. She defied me! Right to my face!
[12:47] Damian
    Yes...
[12:48] Damian
    She came right up to me...
[12:52] Damian
    Stared deep into my eyes...
[12:56] Damian
    N-No! That's not what's going on!
[12:59] Damian
    Stop pounding, my stupid heart!
[13:02] Damian
    She's a commoner! I would never...
[13:05] Damian
    No, never!
[13:06] Damian
    That's just too embarrassing.
[13:11] Damian
    Damn it all! I'd rather
    die than ever admit it!
[13:16] Damian
    I will never forgive you!
    My pride will not allow it!
[13:19] Ewen
    Well said, Lord Damian!
    A woman's tears cannot sway him!
[13:22] Emile
    We'll let you off the hook for today.
[13:25] Emile
    Lord Damian!
[13:32] Loid
    Her apology... was completely rejected?!
[13:39] Loid
    Plan B is done for.
[13:44] Emile
    By the way, why are we running?
[13:46] Damian
    Shut up!
SIGN    Relationship with Damian:
[13:50] Anya
    School is... scary.
[13:53] Anya
    Becky!
[13:55] Becky
    Who was it?! Who the heck called me out here?!
SIGN    Tower A Student Hall
[14:03] Loid
    That makes the denominator three,
     and you get one-third.
[14:06] Loid
    Which means you have three thirds,
     which is equal to one.
[14:08] Loid
    Simple, right?
[14:09] Yor
    L-Loid, why don't you both take a break?
[14:13] Loid
    Absolutely not. She has to learn
    at least this much by today.
[14:16] Loid
    The incident with Damian the other day...
[14:19] Loid
    The "Friendship Scheme" that was meant
    to bring us closer to the Desmonds...
[14:21] Damian
    I will never forgive you!
[14:25] Loid
    completely fell apart.
[14:27] Loid
    Which means we need to go with
    the orthodox method of Plan A,
[14:30] Loid
    and boost its chances of
    success as much as possible.
[14:33] Loid
    If you don't finish this, you don't get
    to watch your spy cartoon tonight.
[14:38] Loid
    Well? What's the answer here?
[14:40] Anya
    I'll finish this quick by reading Papa's mind.
[14:43] Loid
    Come on. You use this formula here...
[14:44] Loid
    In order to get the Stella needed
    to become an Imperial Scholar,
[14:48] Loid
    there are other methods
    such as excelling in sports
SIGN    If her grades deviate too much from the norm, it might make people suspicious, which would make the school wary of her, and the Desmonds...
    There are other methods such as excelling in sports or doing community service, But in order to halt getting Tonitrus Bolts from bad 
    grades or being expelled from them, we need to get her academic skills up so she can get stable grades. If Anya puts in the effort...
    Carelessly becoming someone else in order to infiltrate and get close to someone is risky. If the worst happens, WISE won't keep 
    quiet, since they're already on high alert against Western spies. Which means we basically need to proceed with caution...
    I could enter the faculty room and alter documents, though honestly, the most absolute way to 
    get to the social gathering is to infiltrate it, but over the past few years, fellow agents have...
    But as far as the process goes, the best way to maximize academic efficiency within the family...
[14:51] Loid
    or doing community service.
[14:53] Loid
    But in order to halt getting
    Tonitrus Bolts from bad grades
[14:54] Loid
    Though honestly, the most absolute
    way to get to the social gathering
[14:55] Loid
    or being expelled from them,
    we need to get her academic skills up.
[14:58] Loid
    is to infiltrate it, but over the
    past few years, fellow agents have...
[14:58] Loid
    I could enter the faculty room
    and alter documents...
[14:59] Yor
    Are you all right, Miss Anya?!
[15:01] Anya
    I will read Mama's mind.
[15:04] Anya
    Mama, this question...
[15:06] Yor
    Let's think it over together.
[15:09] Yor
    Let's see... The denominator is five,
    so that's one split into five.
[15:13] Yor
    Um... To make this easier to understand,
[15:16] Yor
    let's rip all four limbs off of a torso...
[15:18] Yor
    Oh, but then the head gets in the way.
[15:21] Yor
    Huh? Um...
[15:23] Yor
    Five... Five?
[15:25] Yor
    Doesn't a five look like an S?
[15:30] Yor
    Are you all right, Miss Anya?!
[15:32] Loid
    What's wrong? Well? Why can't you solve this?
[15:35] Loid
    I honestly can't figure out
    what it is she can't understand.
[15:39] Anya
    I don't wanna study!
[15:41] Loid
    Hey, wait a minute!
[15:43] Yor
    L-Loid...
[15:45] Yor
    I don't think it's a good idea to
    be too forceful at times like this.
[15:49] Loid
    Yes, but she needs to study more
    to become an Imperial Scholar.
[15:52] Yor
    But is that something she wants for herself?
[15:59] Loid
    Well...
[16:00] Loid
    That's actually for my mission.
[16:03] Yor
    I would really like Miss Anya
    to enjoy going to school.
[16:08] Yor
    Of course, she may need to study
    so that she doesn't get expelled.
[16:13] Loid
    Yes... You're right.
[16:15] Loid
    She's still very young,
[16:17] Loid
    so getting good grades is
    probably the least of her worries.
[16:20] Yor
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[16:22] Yor
    I shouldn't butt into
    another family's affairs.
[16:25] Loid
    No, it's quite all right. Thank you, Yor.
[16:28] Loid
    I do lose my composure with her at times.
[16:32] Yor
    I'm sure other parents go
    through the same thing.
[16:35] Yor
    Let's take a break.
[16:37] Yor
    I'll make us some tea.
[16:42] Loid
    Anya, we made you some hot cocoa.
[16:48] Loid
    And now she's holed up in her room.
[16:50] Yor
    I guess she's sulking now.
[16:59] (Flashback) Anya
    I'm gonna do my best in school!
[17:07] Yor
    She reminds me of my little
    brother when he was small.
[17:10] Yor
    She'll come out eventually.
[17:13] Loid
    By the way, your brother works for the
    Ministry of Foreign Affairs, right?
[17:16] Loid
    He must have a brilliant academic record.
[17:18] Loid
    Did you help him with his homework?
[17:21] Loid
    If you have any tips for me...
[17:24] Yor
    Oh, no. Yuri was a much more
    capable child than I was.
[17:29] Yor
    I'm embarrassed to admit it, but he
    probably taught me more than I taught him.
[17:33] Yor
    Whenever we'd study together...
[17:35] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    No, Sis. Spiders actually aren't insects.
[17:38] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    Insects have six legs,
[17:40] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    and their bodies are split up between
    their head, thorax, and abdomen.
[17:45] (Flashback) Young Yor
    Wow... You're so knowledgeable, Yuri.
[17:49] Yor
    Whenever I complimented him,
    his smile would light up the room.
[17:52] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    Sis! Next, I'll teach you history!
[17:55] (Flashback) Young Yor
    S-Sure...
[17:57] Yor
    He must've enjoyed teaching me things,
[18:00] Yor
    because he'd always study on his
    own even when I left him alone.
[18:03] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    Sis, wake up! I learned
    my times tables! Listen!
[18:06] (Flashback) Young Yor
    Mrfh...
[18:08] Loid
    I see. So part of his motivation
     was earning your praise.
[18:14] Yor
    I'm not so sure about that,
[18:16] Yor
    but if that is the case, perhaps you can
    be someone like that for Miss Anya.
[18:23] Yor
    It might be worth it to praise
    her for the smallest things.
[18:30] Yor
    I think that'll make Miss Anya happy.
[18:34] Loid
    Well... I'm not so sure about that.
[18:38] Loid
    I'm not her real father, after all.
[18:42] Loid
    Wait, no.
[18:45] Loid
    That's right. I need to be the ideal father.
[18:49] Loid
    I need to play that part.
[18:52] Loid
    That was the foundation of this mission.
[18:55] Loid
    But up until now, nothing has been ideal,
[19:00] Loid
    and as a father, I've been...
[19:03] Yor
    It's all right.
[19:06] Yor
    Please be more confident in yourself.
[19:07] Yor
    Don't you remember what Miss Anya said?
[19:10] Yor
    That we're a perfect 100 points.
[19:13] Yor
    To Miss Anya, you're a wonderful father.
[19:19] Loid
    I'm grateful to hear you say that.
[19:23] Yor
    Oh, no. I butted in as a stranger again.
[19:26] Loid
    No, Yor.
[19:29] Loid
    You're not a stranger, nor part
     of someone else's family.
[19:32] Loid
    Right now, you're the
    mother of the Forgers.
[19:36] Loid
    I'm counting on you to provide
    whatever I'm lacking.
[19:39] Yor
    Th-That's right. I'm actually someone's wife.
[19:44] Loid
    Don't say things like that
    when we're out of the house.
[19:47] Loid
    It would be great if you could
    look over Anya's homework, too.
[19:51] Yor
    Of course, if you think I can be of help.
[19:54] Yor
    Let's take our time and do our best together.
[19:56] Loid
    That's right. Don't panic, Twilight.
[19:59] Loid
    If this could be ended by
    assassinating Desmond alone,
[20:03] Loid
    there would be countless methods,
[20:05] Loid
    but that won't get us to a true solution.
[20:07] Loid
    Nothing goes well in a short amount of time.
[20:11] Loid
    You need to know what your target
    is thinking, what they desire,
[20:14] Loid
    then gain their trust and get close to
    them so you can keep an eye on them.
[20:18] Loid
    Completing such mundane missions that
    require patience makes a true spy.
[20:22] Loid
    First, I need to truly understand Anya.
[20:29] Yor
    Oh, look at the time.
[20:30] Loid
    I'll go have a chat with Anya.
[20:33] Yor
    Then I'll go ahead and do the dishes.
[20:39] Loid
    Hey, Anya. Your spy show's about to start.
[20:43] Loid
    I'm sorry about earlier.
[20:45] Loid
    Let's watch your show first,
[20:46] Loid
    and then we can figure out
    what to do about your studies.
[20:53] Loid
    Anya?
[21:01] Loid
    She fell asleep.
[21:03] Loid
    You're going to catch a cold.
[21:06] Loid
    She was studying on her own?
[21:10] Anya
    I have to get the best grades
    on my tests for Papa...
[21:17] Loid
    I guess I'll just record that show for her.
[21:21] Anya
    No, Mama. You can't kill Papa...
[21:25] Loid
    What exactly is she dreaming about?
[21:30] Anya
    Zzz...
[21:35] Loid
    A wonderful father, huh?
[21:42] Loid
    I wonder what it'd feel
    like to have a real family.
[23:25] Dominic
    Heya, Yuri! Working hard, I see!
[23:28] Yuri
    Oh, it's been a while, Dominic.
[23:32] Yuri
    I've been so busy with work that
    I haven't been home at all.
[23:35] Dominic
    Elites at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
    sure are cut from a different cloth.
[23:39] Yuri
    Oh, yeah. Dominic, how was
    the party the other day?
[23:44] Yuri
    What was the guy my sister went with like?
[23:45] Dominic
    Oh, Yor's...
[23:46] Dominic
    Ah... Actually, congrats, by the way.
[23:49] Dominic
    Wait, you haven't met him yet?
[23:52] Yuri
    Huh?
[23:55] Yuri
    My sister got married?
SIGN    THE COUNTER-SECRET POLICE COVER OPERATION

E8 - The Counter-Secret Police Cover Operation
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SIGN    THE COUNTER-SECRET POLICE COVER OPERATION
[01:34] Instructor (Math)
    Now, who can answer this question?
[01:38] Instructor (Math)
    Miss Anya Forger.
[01:43] Anya
    Three-thirds!
[01:47] Instructor (Math)
    Ah. That is quite wrong.
[01:59] Handler
    So, how are things going, Twilight?
[02:01] Handler
    How is your daughter doing
    with her academics?
[02:05] Handler
    HQ was estimating that she'd be able to
    receive eight Stella in about four months.
[02:11] Loid
    Four...
[02:12] Loid
    Not a problem.
[02:14] Handler
    I see... that your ability
    to lie has diminished.
[02:17] Loid
    I'm confident she'll be able to get eight
    Tonitrus Bolts in two months, though.
[02:19] Handler
    No matter.
[02:20] Handler
    By the way...
[02:22] Handler
    Our informant within city hall
    was compromised this morning.
[02:26] Handler
    The enemy is stepping up their game.
[02:28] Handler
    Be on your guard, Twilight.
[02:30] Handler
    I shouldn't have to say this
    about being in the city,
[02:32] Handler
    but be it at Eden College or elsewhere,
[02:34] Handler
    you never know where eyes
    will be watching you.
[02:36] Handler
    This country's counter-intelligence
    agency is quite tough.
[02:48] (Flashback) Hayward
    H-How can I help you gentlemen?
[02:51] (Flashback) First Lieutenant
    We're with the State Security Service.
[02:53] (Flashback) First Lieutenant
    You're Jim Hayward, are you not?
[02:55] (Flashback) First Lieutenant
    We're taking you in on
    suspicion of being a spy.
[02:58] (Flashback) Hayward
    A s-spy?! What are you talking about?
[03:01] (Flashback) Hayward
    Hey... wait!
[03:02] (Flashback) Hayward
    Stop that! Unhand me at onc—
[03:04] (Flashback) First Lieutenant
    We'll hear what you have
    to say back at the office.
[03:14] Millie
    That's totally what happened 
    this morning! I was so scared!
[03:19] Sharon
    The guy they took from finance
[03:21] Sharon
    was apparently leaking
    documents from this office.
[03:24] Yor
    Oh, he must be a bad person.
[03:26] Camilla
    Mornin'.
[03:28] Millie
    Oh, mornin'!
[03:30] Yor
    Good morning, Camilla.
[03:33] Camilla
    Oh, by the way, Yor, my boyfriend
    told me about your marriage.
[03:38] Camilla
    You haven't even told your
    younger brother yet?
[03:41] Yor
    Oh, you're right! I'd completely forgotten!
[03:44] Sharon
    Uh, you forgot? For a whole year?
[03:47] Yor
    Wh-What shall I do?
[03:48] Camilla
    He said he'll be calling you here later.
[03:52] Yor
    That's right.
[03:54] Yor
    I haven't given him the
    number for my new place yet.
[03:56] Yor
    I was so relieved our marriage went through
    that I blanked on everything else!
[03:59] Millie
    Say... is your younger brother a hottie?
[04:03] Millie
    Aw, he's a total cutie!
[04:06] Yor
    Yes. Yuri is quite adorable.
[04:08] Yor
    He would always call me "Sis"
    and refused to leave my side.
SIGN    The State Security Service
[04:12] Millie
    Yikes, so he's obsessed with his sister. Pass.
[04:15] Sharon
    If your brother looks up to you so much,
    isn't it kinda mean to forget to tell him that?
[04:20] First Lieutenant
    Let's start one more time
    from the beginning.
[04:22] First Lieutenant
    How many and what kind of files
    did you take from city hall?
[04:26] First Lieutenant
    Who did you sell them to?
[04:27] First Lieutenant
    What do they look like?
    What is their contact information?
[04:29] First Lieutenant
    When, where, and how many
    times did you meet with them?
[04:32] Hayward
    Please let me go home.
[04:38] Narrator
    The State Security Service.
[04:40] Narrator
    An organization whose goal is to maintain
    the peace within their nation.
[04:41] First Lieutenant
    Since we're both so good at talking,
    let's continue, Mr. Hayward.
[04:43] Narrator
    Its main duties include spy hunting
    and keeping an eye on the citizens.
[04:46] First Lieutenant
    What do you say?
[04:46] Narrator
    To complete their missions,
    they frequently use violence,
[04:49] Narrator
    wiretapping, intimidation, and torture.
[04:51] Narrator
    The citizens called them the
    "secret police," and they are feared.
[04:56] Yuri
    Great work, First Lieutenant. The boss
    asked me to take over the questioning.
[04:59] First Lieutenant
    All right. I'll leave the rest to you,
[05:03] First Lieutenant
    Second Lieutenant Briar.
[05:05] Yuri
    Yes, sir! I'll do my best!
[05:07] Narrator
    Yuri Briar, age twenty.
[05:09] Narrator
    He is a member of the secret police.
[05:13] Second Lieutenant
    Why did the boss bring
    such a softie into our team?
[05:17] Second Lieutenant
    I admit that he's good,
    but frankly, he's just a kid.
[05:20] Second Lieutenant
    Some elite from the Ministry of Foreign
    Affairs who quickly rose up the ranks.
[05:24] First Lieutenant
    When I talked to the boss...
[05:28] (Flashback) Chief
    Huh? Well, isn't Yuri adorable?
[05:31] (Flashback) Chief
    He's like some cute little puppy.
[05:33] First Lieutenant
    And that was all.
[05:35] Second Lieutenant
    I-I see...
[05:37] First Lieutenant
    Well, our organization needs
    a kid like him sometimes.
[05:41] First Lieutenant
    Not to mention, he knows how to do the job,
[05:43] First Lieutenant
    and he can be quite indiscriminate.
[05:45] Yuri
    Hello, Mr. Hayward!
[05:47] Hayward
    You won't get anything out of m—
[05:48] Yuri
    My older sister actually works
    at city hall just like you do!
[05:52] Hayward
    Huh?
[05:53] Yuri
    Maybe you know her. She's pretty
    and kind, and I'm super proud of her!
[05:57] Yuri
    I'm actually going to celebrate
    her marriage today.
[05:59] Yuri
    I haven't seen her in forever,
    so I'm really excited!
[06:02] Yuri
    So, yeah. I'd like to get this over
    with quickly so I can go home.
[06:05] Yuri
    Why don't you just spit it all out already?
[06:07] Hayward
    I-I don't know anything!
[06:12] Yuri
    Here are photos of your deals.
[06:14] Yuri
    This is you, isn't it, Mr. Hayward?
[06:17] Secretary
    Second Lieutenant, you—
[06:19] Secretary
    How long were you holding on to
    important evidence like this?!
[06:21] Yuri
    Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to submit them.
[06:24] Yuri
    You'd be much better off if you were honest.
[06:31] Hayward
    So, I was just giving them the
    papers in exchange for cash.
[06:36] Hayward
    All I know about him is that he's from
    the West. I don't even know his name.
[06:41] Yuri
    Was there anything awkward about
    this man's looks or speech?
[06:45] Yuri
    Perhaps he didn't act his age?
[06:49] Hayward
    No, nothing like that.
[06:50] Yuri
    I see. In that case...
[06:54] Yuri
    Does the name "Twilight"
    sound familiar to you?
[06:58] Hayward
    Who?
[06:59] Yuri
    He's a spy from the West.
    Apparently, a master of disguise.
[07:03] Yuri
    He is the villain who is trying
    to make this world fall into chaos.
[07:06] Yuri
    You could call him my natural enemy.
[07:08] Hayward
    I-If I helped you catch him,
    could we just forget about all this?
[07:13] Yuri
    Do you know something?
[07:15] Hayward
    Er, no, but let me remember...
[07:17] Yuri
    If you feed me false information, you'll be
    committing another crime, so do be careful.
[07:22] Hayward
    I just wanted extra money so I could fool
    around with girls! I didn't mean any harm.
[07:26] Yuri
    You have a wife, don't you?
[07:28] Hayward
    You're a man, too! You must understand!
[07:31] Hayward
    I was just selling some documents.
    I'm no political criminal.
[07:34] Hayward
    Let me off the hook! Please!
[07:37] Yuri
    Mr. Hayward, you see...
[07:40] Yuri
    I haven't told my sister that I work
    for the State Security Service.
[07:44] Yuri
    It's a particularly dangerous job,
    so it'd just worry her.
[07:48] Yuri
    And above all, I don't want her
    to know how much dirty work I do.
[07:55] Yuri
    Mr. Hayward, what you've done is treason.
[07:59] Yuri
    Perhaps they were nothing more
    than pieces of paper to you,
[08:02] Yuri
    but they may very well put many
    of our citizens in danger.
[08:07] Yuri
    Do you understand?!
[08:08] Yuri
    Unlike you, I love my family... my sister.
[08:13] Yuri
    I will do anything to protect this
    country where my sister lives.
[08:18] Yuri
    And I do mean anything.
[08:23] Bondman
    I don't care how much you torture me!
[08:25] Bondman
    I will never... sell out my friends!
[08:28] Enemy
    Curse you and your resilience, Bondman!
[08:31] Loid
    If only she could concentrate
    on her studies like this.
[08:35] Bondman
    I only have two bullets left.
[08:36] Anya
    How many bullets can Bondman's pistol hold?
[08:39] Loid
    Hm? I'm pretty sure it was eight.
[08:44] Anya
    So that's two-eighths!
[08:46] Loid
    Yes! You're right!
[08:48] Anya
    He has two-eighths of his bullets left!
[08:50] Loid
    How do you even know those words?
[08:52] Loid
    So the cartoon makes things
    easier for her to understand?
[08:57] Yor
    Th-Th-Th-Th-There's trouble, Loid!
[09:00] Loid
    Welcome home, Yor.
[09:01] Anya
    He has two-eighths of his bullets left!
[09:04] Yor
    Yuri... I mean, my younger brother
    is coming here today!
[09:09] Loid
    Today?!
[09:12] Yor
    So, yes...
[09:13] Yor
    He insists on coming over
    and congratulating us.
[09:16] Yor
    What shall we do? He won't find out
    that this marriage is fake, will he?
[09:19] Loid
    Don't worry.
[09:21] Loid
    I've prepared lovey-dovey couple
    accessories for just this sort of occasion.
[09:32] Anya
    Papa and Mama are flirting.
[09:33] Loid and Yor
    We are not!
[09:37] Anya
    Mama's little brother still isn't here?
[09:39] Loid
    You mean your uncle.
[09:41] Anya
    Unkie...
[09:45] Loid
    It's late. You should go to bed.
[09:47] Anya
    Anya will greet Unkie, too...
[09:50] Yor
    It appears as though he's
    still stuck at work.
[09:59] Yuri
    I got a little worked up, and now I'm late.
[10:02] Yuri
    Ah, but...
[10:04] Yuri
    I'll finally be able to see Sis!
    It's been so long! La, la!
[10:07] Yuri
    Hurgh!
[10:09] Yuri
    I can feel the ribs that my
    sister broke before tingling.
[10:13] Yuri
    I'm remembering her loving embrace,
    and now my whole body is tingling!
[10:18] Yuri
    But why in the world did my sister wait
    a whole year to tell me she was married?
[10:25] Yuri
    Could he be some foul villain that
    she's afraid of introducing to me?!
[10:31] Yuri
    I will eliminate every threat within
    this country where my sister lives.
[10:35] Yuri
    That includes her husband, too.
[10:38] Yuri
    Loid Forger...
[10:40] Yuri
    If he's some shithead who's threatening my
    sister, I'll throw him in a cell immediately.
[10:45] Yuri
    No, calm down. She mustn't
    find out about my job.
[10:49] Yuri
    In order to protect my
    job and my happiness,
[10:51] Yuri
    I must make sure she never
    finds out about this!
[10:54] Loid
    Yuri Briar...
[10:56] Loid
    The Forgers' only blood relative.
[10:58] Loid
    It's easy to slip up around someone you're
    emotionally close to. We must be careful.
[11:02] Loid
    I cannot lose this family that
    I've worked so hard to create.
[11:08] Narrator
    Everyone has a side they
    don't show anyone else.
[11:12] Narrator
    To their friends, their significant others,
    or even their families.
[11:19] Yuri
    Hello! It's nice to meet you!
    I'm Yor's younger brother, Yuri!
[11:19] Narrator
    They hide what they're truly feeling
    through fake smiles or bravado,
[11:22] Narrator
    and keep their true identities secret.
[11:23] Loid and Yor
    Welcome.
[11:24] Narrator
    That is how the world keeps up
    the appearance of its temporary peace.
[11:33] Announcer
    Foreign Minister Windsor met with Westalis's
    Foreign Minister Brantz for six days of talks,
[11:38] Announcer
    with the goal of normalizing diplomatic
    relations between the two countries.
[11:40] Loid
    I'm going to find out...
[11:40] Yuri
    I'm going to find out...
[11:41] Loid
    if this man is going to
    harm our family or not!
[11:41] Yuri
    if this man is worthy of my sister or not!
[11:45] Yuri
    No, of course he's not worthy.
[11:48] Loid
    Oh, let me take your coat
    and the things you're carrying.
[11:51] Yuri
    Oh, no, there's no need.
    Thank you for offering.
[11:55] Loid
    I can prepare something simple
    for us to eat pretty quickly.
[11:58] Loid
    The two of you can go ahead and relax.
[12:01] Yuri
    Oh, don't mind me.
[12:02] Yuri
    I would never eat something you've made.
[12:05] Yor
    Oh, you look so scary, Yuri.
    You must be nervous.
[12:08] Yuri
    I-I'm not...
[12:10] Yuri
    Crap. My animosity must've been showing.
[12:13] Yor
    Please, make yourself at home.
[12:13] Yuri
    I could still be worked up from
    that interrogation earlier.
[12:16] Yuri
    I need to play the part of the studious
    civil servant in front of my sister!
[12:16] Yor
    I need to play the part of the
    lovely wife in front of Yuri!
[12:20] Yor
    I could never tell him that I got
    married so I could continue killing!
[12:26] Yor
    Thank you for the flowers, Yuri.
[12:29] Yuri
    Sure... But, Sis...
[12:31] Yuri
    I haven't accepted your marriage yet.
[12:35] Yuri
    Why did you keep this a secret for a year?
[12:37] Yuri
    How am I supposed to accept
    it if you don't explain?
[12:40] Loid
    A reasonable question.
[12:42] Loid
    Now, then...
[12:44] (Flashback) Loid
    About your brother... Why don't we just
    go ahead and tell him everything?
[12:49] (Flashback) Loid
    The fact that single women are
    seen as highly suspicious
[12:52] (Flashback) Loid
    is a very serious issue in our times.
[12:55] (Flashback) Loid
    I'm sure your brother will understand.
[12:57] (Flashback) Yor
    W-We can't!
[12:59] (Flashback) Yor
    My brother can be very, er, sensitive.
[13:03] (Flashback) Yor
    If he found out that I... I got married
    to someone I wasn't in love with,
[13:08] (Flashback) Yor
    he would probably lose his composure.
[13:10] (Flashback) Yor
    Then we could end up troubling you, Loid...
[13:13] (Flashback) Yor
    And I don't want my brother to have to
    worry about me over something like this.
[13:19] (Flashback) Yor
    Oh, b-but don't worry! I have the
    perfect excuse to give him!
[13:24] Yor
    I know more about Yuri than
    anyone else, so leave this to me!
[13:28] Loid
    I'm counting on you, Yor.
[13:30] Yuri
    Well, Sis? Why didn't you tell me?
[13:33] Yor
    W-Well...
[13:36] Yor
    B-Because I completely forgot!
[13:41] Yuri
    Huh? Okay, uh, I...
[13:44] Yor
    It completely slipped my mind!
[13:46] Yuri
    Actually, when I called you the other day,
      you told me that you had a partner.
[13:50] Yuri
    You could've at least told me then!
[13:51] Yor
    W-Well...
[13:52] Yor
    I forgot that I had forgotten to
    tell you about my marriage!
[14:00] Yuri
    Well, if you say so,
    it must be true! Sorry, Sis.
[14:04] Loid
    He accepted that?!
[14:05] Narrator
    When it concerns his sister, this man's
    sense of logic goes out the window.
[14:08] Yuri
    Jeez, Sis! You're such a scatterbrain!
[14:11] Loid
    Is this normal for the Briars?
[14:15] Loid
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[14:17] Yuri
    Tch. How dare you interrupt
    the fun Sis and I were having?
[14:21] Yuri
    No... If I keep up this nasty attitude,
    Sis might end up hating me.
[14:27] Yuri
    I need to at least fake—
[14:29] Yor
    Isn't Loid's cooking just so delicious?
[14:33] Yuri
    Hmph! Don't think your cooking is
    enough to win me over, you villain!
[14:39] Yuri
    Oh, right. I actually
    brought over some wine.
[14:42] Yuri
    Please, help yourselves.
[14:43] Loid
    How considerate of you.
[14:45] Yuri
    I'll get you drunk and expose you
    for the filthy villain you are!
[14:48] Loid
    None for you tonight, Yor.
[14:50] Yor
    I know.
[14:51] Yor
    Unfortunately.
[14:53] Yuri
    So where did you two meet?
[14:56] Loid
    At the boutique on 3rd Street.
[14:58] Yor
    It was so surprising for a man I didn't
     know to stare at me like that.
[15:02] Loid
    Er, well... She was just
    so beautiful, you know...
[15:06] Loid
    The way you said that...
[15:07] Loid
    This subject will probably lead to
    a slip-up. I need to change it.
[15:11] Loid
    After a few dinners, we realized
    we had a lot in common.
[15:15] Yuri
    When were these dinners? Where?
    How many times did you go?
[15:17] Yuri
    Which restaurants?
[15:19] Yuri
    How many encounters led to your courtship?
[15:21] Yuri
    What made you decide to marry her?
[15:23] Loid
    Um...
[15:24] Loid
    Why do I feel like I'm being
    questioned by an officer?
[15:26] Yuri
    How do the two of you address each other?
[15:28] Loid
    Huh? Er, I call her "Yor."
[15:31] Yuri
    "Yor"?!
[15:32] Yuri
    Even I hesitate to use her given name!
[15:34] Yuri
    S-S-S-Sis, you don't happen to call him
    "Loi Loi" or "Loidy," do you?
[15:37] Yor
    Huh? Um...
[15:40] Yuri
    Loidy!
[15:43] Yuri
    God damn it!
[15:46] Yor
    I-I just... call him Loid!
[15:49] Narrator
    When it concerns his sister, this man's
    sense of logic... Well, you know the rest.
[15:53] Loid
    Are you all right?
[15:55] Loid
    Here, have some water.
[16:00] Yuri
    What could my sister possibly
    like about this guy?!
[16:03] Yuri
    Just because he can cook a little,
    and he's handsome, and tall,
[16:07] Yuri
    and considerate, and a
    doctor, that's just...
[16:10] Yuri
    That's just...
[16:12] Yuri
    God damn it!
[16:14] Yor
    Yuri, calm down.
[16:15] Loid
    I guess neither Briar
    holds their liquor well.
[16:18] Loid
    By the way, Yuri, I hear you're a diplomat.
[16:21] Loid
    Divert, divert...
[16:23] Loid
    That's quite the line of work.
    Yor loves to brag about you all the time.
[16:28] Yor
    Dominic told me the other day that you
    went all the way to Hugaria recently.
[16:32] Yuri
    Huh? Yeah. I mean, it's just work.
[16:37] Yuri
    But yes. It was a beautiful city.
[16:40] Yuri
    I wish I could've shown you, Sis.
[16:42] Yuri
    There were a lot of cafés, too.
[16:44] Yuri
    There was even an old one that
    an empress used to frequent...
[16:47] Loid
    You mean in the capital city Obda, right?
[16:49] Loid
    There are several delicious
    restaurants there.
[16:52] Loid
    I went there when I was a medical student.
[16:55] Yuri
    Oh, really?
[16:56] Yuri
    I went to Kalpatia often.
[16:58] Yuri
    The old man who owns it makes a superb stew.
[17:01] Loid
    I had that, too! Ah...
[17:04] Loid
    So this wine is also from
    Hugaria. It's excellent.
[17:08] Loid
    This is...
[17:09] Yuri
    Oh, that...
[17:11] Loid
    "I bought it from a shop on Hedger Street."
[17:13] Yuri
    I found it at a little
    shop on Hedger Street.
[17:16] Loid
    It must've been pricey.
[17:18] Loid
    It's 200 dalc.
[17:19] Yuri
    Oh, no. It was just around 200 dalc.
[17:23] Loid
    I knew it.
[17:25] Loid
    That's plenty fancy. Thank you very much.
[17:28] Loid
    This conversation...
[17:30] Loid
    It's right out of the Ostanian Intelligence
    Agency's manual for the art of deception.
[17:35] Loid
    It's a conversation template used to fabricate
    a story about going to another country.
[17:39] Loid
    Meaning this whole story's been a lie.
[17:41] Loid
    Besides, the owner of Kalpatia
    now has his son running the shop.
[17:45] Loid
    And this wine actually costs 300 dalc
    now due to a poor harvest.
[17:49] Loid
    You may be able to fool an amateur,
    but it won't work on me,
[17:54] Loid
    Yuri Briar!
[17:55] Loid
    I had my reservations as soon as I heard you
    worked for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
[17:58] Loid
    That line of work has commonly
    been an entryway to espionage.
[18:02] Loid
    I had Franky do some digging,
[18:04] Loid
    and there are records showing he worked
    in that department up until a year ago.
[18:08] Loid
    He must've been scouted by the intelligence
    agency right before or after that.
[18:11] Loid
    Putting all the pieces together,
[18:13] Loid
    this man works for the domestic
    counter-intelligence agency
[18:16] Loid
    that is WISE's mortal enemy...
    the secret police!
[18:19] Loid
    That said, though it may be dangerous,
[18:22] Loid
    as long as he doesn't find
    out who I really am,
[18:24] Loid
    maintaining this relationship
    isn't a bad idea.
[18:26] Loid
    If I play my cards right, he could
    be a powerful source of information
[18:29] Loid
    regarding my enemies.
[18:30] Loid
    I'll get you something in return next time.
[18:33] Yor
    Isn't it wonderful that you have such
    a lovely older brother now, Yuri?
[18:36] Loid
    He appears to be concealing
    his identity from Yor, too.
[18:39] Loid
    He may be easier to
    manipulate than I thought.
[18:42] Yor
    Yuri?
[18:45] Yuri
    I told you I wouldn't accept him, Sis!
[18:47] Yuri
    I'm never going to call him my brother!
[18:50] Yor
    You're being rude, Yuri.
[18:52] Yuri
    Yeah, you're right.
[18:54] Yuri
    I went out into the world,
    made a name for myself,
[18:56] Yuri
    and I can even buy expensive booze now!
[18:58] Yuri
    But that's all because of my sister!
[19:01] Yuri
    Our parents were gone, and we were poor,
[19:03] Yuri
    so we couldn't even get everything
    I'd need for studying.
[19:06] Yuri
    But...
[19:07] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    Sis sure is late. She's still
     at her part-time job?
[19:12] (Flashback) Young Yor
    I'm home, Yuri!
[19:14] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    Uh, Sis?!
[19:15] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    What happened?! You're covered in blood!
[19:17] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    What kind of work were you doing?!
[19:19] (Flashback) Young Yor
    Huh? Oh, I'm totally fine.
[19:21] Young Yor
    This isn't my blood, so...
[19:23] (Flashback) Young Yor
    More importantly, look, Yuri!
[19:26] (Flashback) Young Yor
    Ta-da! It's the encyclopedia
    set you wanted!
[19:30] (Flashback) Young Yor
    I got paid a lot this time,
    so I went ahead and bought it!
[19:35] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    Sis...
[19:37] Young Yor
    Ta-da! Here are those snacks
    you wanted, Yuri!
[19:37] Yor
    Sis would always work
    herself to death for me!
[19:40] Young Yuri
    You don't have to work anymore, Sis!
[19:42] Yuri
    So I made up my mind... that I was
    going to become a proper adult,
[19:45] Yuri
    and be a man who could protect my sister.
[19:48] Yuri
    I'm going to be the one who protects
    my one and only family member.
[19:52] Yuri
    Can you even imagine
[19:53] Yuri
    how it feels for me to have the
    most important person in my life
[19:56] Yuri
    just suddenly taken from me by some
    guy who appeared out of thin air?
[20:01] Yor
    Yuri...
[20:02] Yuri
    Sure, I wanted you to get married
    someday and find true happiness.
[20:06] Yuri
    But that guy has to be someone who
    could protect you even better than me!
[20:11] Yuri
    Are you saying you're up to that task,
[20:14] Yuri
    Loidy?!
[20:15] Loid
    Lo—
[20:18] (Flashback) Yor
    I just want to put my
    brother's mind at ease.
[20:22] Loid
    I...
[20:24] Loid
    I love Yor as much as you do, if not more!
[20:28] Loid
    My daughter loves Yor very much, too.
[20:31] Yor
    Come on... This is just an
    act to deceive my brother.
[20:34] Loid
    She is already a part of my family.
[20:37] Loid
    Even if spears or meteors
    rained down from the sky,
[20:40] Loid
    I would risk my life to protect her.
[20:44] Narrator
    This man was a bold liar.
[20:48] Yuri
    Did he say... meteors?!
[20:50] Yuri
    I'm confident that I could protect
    her from spears, but meteors?!
[20:53] Yuri
    Is he surprisingly powerful?
    But how would he do that?
[20:57] Yuri
    I-It's easy to claim such things, you liar!
[20:59] Yuri
    Yeah! You have the face of a liar!
[21:03] Yor
    Oh, goodness.
[21:04] Yor
    You're so careless sometimes, Yuri!
[21:06] Loid
    I have the face of a liar?
    Has he seen through me?
[21:07] Loid
    Oh, don't worry about it,
    Yor. I'll clean it up.
[21:09] Loid
    No, that couldn't be.
[21:15] Yuri
    What? You've been married for a year,
[21:18] Yuri
    and that's your reaction when your hands touch?
[21:20] Yuri
    What? Are you actually married?
[21:22] Loid
    Wha—
[21:24] Loid
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    We're so in love.
[21:27] Yor
    Y-Yes, exactly.
[21:29] Yuri
    A likely story... If you're really
     married, then prove it to me.
[21:34] Loid
    I mean, we have our marriage license...
[21:36] Yuri
    That's not what I meant!
[21:38] Yuri
    Kiss right here and now.
[21:40] Yor and Loid
    Huh?!
[21:41] Yuri
    Should be easy if you're actually in love.
[21:44] Yor
    Er... But if it's in front of someone...
[21:47] Yuri
    Just once is fine. Then I'll believe you.
[21:50] Yuri
    If you can't, I'm going to city hall to
    have them revoke your marriage license!
[21:53] Loid
    This is bad. What should I do?
[21:55] Loid
    No, calm down.
[21:56] Loid
    I'm Westalis's greatest spy, Twilight.
[21:58] Loid
    I've had relations with countless
    women on my missions.
[22:01] Loid
    If a kiss or two will
    keep my mission safe...
[22:04] Loid
    If that's all it takes...
[22:05] Yor
    What?!
[22:07] Yor
    Loid, wait...
[22:09] Loid
    I'm just going to do what I always do, Yor.
[22:12] Loid
    Come on.
[22:13] Yor
    I mean, we need to so we can keep
    our fake marriage going, but...
[22:19] Yor
    Wha...
[22:21] Yor
    Wha...
[22:22] Yor
    What?!
SIGN    SHOW OFF HOW IN LOVE YOU ARE

E9 - Show Off How in Love You Are
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[00:00] Yuri
    If you're really married,
    then prove it to me.
[00:05] Yuri
    Kiss right here and now.
[00:07] Loid
    If that's all it takes...
[00:09] Yor
    What?!
[00:12] Yor
    A kiss? A kiss?!
[00:15] Yor
    Doesn't that mean... um...
[00:17] Yor
    Oh, yes. I've read somewhere that
    your first kiss tastes like lemons.
[00:22] Yor
    That'll go perfectly with
    this marinated fish.
[00:26] Yor
    Calm down, Yor! Get a hold of yourself!
[00:29] Loid
    Here I go.
[00:30] Yor
    O-O-O-One second, please.
[00:37] Yor
    There is no way I can do this sober.
[00:40] Yor
    Fank you for waiting...
[00:42] Loid
    Uh... right.
[00:45] Loid
    We don't have to do this
    if you don't want to.
[00:47] Yor
    This ish for my sake, as well.
    I will do my besht.
[00:52] Yuri
    What are you two whispering about?!
[00:54] Yuri
    Can you do it or not?!
[00:55] Yuri
    Prove to me that you're
    really a married couple!
[01:00] Yor
    Keep your mouf shut, Yuri.
[01:02] Yor
    We will now show you just how in wuv we are.
[01:07] Yor
    Here I come, darling.
[01:09] Yor
    Now, cwose your eyes.
[01:11] Yuri
    S-Sis!
[01:15] Loid
    Um... Yor?
SIGN    SHOW OFF HOW IN LOVE YOU ARE
[03:01] Yor
    Sis...
[03:02] Yuri
    How lewd!
[03:07] (Flashback) Little Yuri
    Sis!
[03:11] (Flashback) Little Yuri
    Look! I scored the highest
    in my whole class!
[03:14] (Flashback) Yor
    Oh, how wonderful!
[03:17] (Flashback) Yor
    I'll reward you with a kiss.
[03:18] (Flashback) Yor
    Smooch!
[03:22] (Flashback) Little Yuri
    Sis...
[03:23] (Flashback) Little Yuri
    When I grow up...
[03:27] (Flashback) Little Yuri
    I'm gonna marry you.
[03:29] (Flashback) Yor
    Oh, my.
[03:31] (Flashback) Yor
    Then I guess I'll just have
    to wait patiently for you.
[03:34] Yor (Echo)
    ...wait patiently for you. 
    ...wait patiently for you.
[03:36] Yor (Echo)
    ...wait patiently for you. 
    ...wait patiently for you.
[03:39] Yuri
    You...
[03:40] Yuri
    You can't, Sis!
[03:42] Yuri
    Seeing you kiss another man
    in front of me is just...
[03:46] Yuri
    I won't allow—
[03:48] Yor
    Oh, I knew it...
[03:50] Yor
    I just can't!
[03:51] Yuri
    —itpppppbt!
[03:56] Yor
    No!
[04:04] Anya
    Izzit the end of the world?
[04:11] Yor
    Huh?! Um, Yuri?
[04:18] Yuri
    I see how it is, Sis.
[04:20] Yuri
    You're going to treat me like that just
    because I tried to stop you from kissing him.
[04:24] Yuri
    I guess you just couldn't wait to
    do naughty things with him!
[04:29] Yuri
    I was a fool to test you.
[04:31] Yuri
    Perhaps my feelings were what
    was truly being tested here!
[04:36] Loid
    Um... more importantly, you're bleeding.
[04:39] Yuri
    Loid Forger... You may lay claim
    on my sister's lips for now.
[04:43] Yor
    Wha—
[04:44] Yor
    What are you talking about?!
[04:51] Yuri
    Right... Well, I'll let you
    off the hook for today.
[04:54] Yuri
    But just remember—
[04:55] Loid
    No, really. You're bleeding.
[04:57] Loid
    Is this just normal for the Briars?
[04:59] Yor
    Are you all right, Yuri?
    You're about to fall over.
[05:03] Yuri
    I'm fine.
[05:03] Loid
    Did you really just say that?
[05:04] Yuri
    Well, so are you, Sis.
[05:10] Yor
    Shall I call you a taxi?
[05:12] Yuri
    I'm fine. You're such a worrywart, Sis.
[05:19] Loid
    Whoa, there!
[05:21] Yuri
    Wipe that smirk off your face!
[05:23] Yuri
    Are my failures that amusing to you?!
[05:26] Loid
    Er, no. I was just admiring
    what lovely siblings you are.
[05:30] Loid
    You must have always been
    there for each other.
[05:33] Loid
    Yuri, thank you for protecting
    Yor up until now.
[05:37] Loid
    I'm sure you've been through many hardships.
[05:41] Loid
    I'll also do everything I can to
    be there for her from now on,
[05:45] Loid
    so let's do everything we can
    to make sure Yor is happy.
[05:50] Yuri
    Like I'd ever ask for your help!
[05:53] Yuri
    Forget it! I'm going home!
[05:55] Loid
    Feel free to come over anytime!
[05:58] Loid
    I'm sure that'll make Yor happy.
[06:00] Loid
    You should come when my
    daughter's awake next time.
[06:03] Yor
    Miss Anya was doing everything she
    could to stay up to meet you.
[06:07] Yor
    She's absolutely precious,
    so I hope you'll play with her.
[06:11] Yuri
    I don't need him to invite me! I'll be back!
[06:13] Yuri
    Next time, I'll prove that
    you're tricking my sister!
[06:17] Yor
    I am not being tricked!
[06:19] Yuri
    Now, hear me, Loid Forger.
[06:21] Yuri
    If you make my sister cry even a little bit,
[06:24] Yuri
    I will have you ex—
[06:27] Yuri
    Um... well, you know.
[06:30] Yuri
    Just know that you'll rue the day!
[06:34] Yor
    Be careful getting home, dear!
[06:34] Yuri
    Sis!
[06:36] Yor
    Be mindful of your yelling!
    It'll disturb the neighbors!
[06:38] Loid
    Was he about to say he'd have me executed?
[06:40] Loid
    I should be careful.
[06:49] Loid
    Any wiretaps?
[06:51] Loid
    Looks like we're clear.
[06:53] Loid
    Since he's with the secret police...
[06:55] Loid
    Well, because he's her brother,
    he may just try that.
[06:58] Loid
    I need to be on my guard.
[07:00] Yor
    Loid, thank you very much.
[07:03] Yor
    I'm a bit embarrassed to say so,
[07:05] Yor
    but thank you for welcoming him into
    your family, despite his rudeness.
[07:11] Loid
    Yuri clearly loves you very much, Yor.
[07:15] Loid
    I don't have any family or friends
    I can rely on, other than my daughter,
[07:19] Loid
    so I admit that I was a
    little envious of you two.
[07:21] Yor
    Loid...
[07:23] Loid
    Though my daughter is also
    just part of a pretend family.
[07:25] Loid
    Well, anyway. I'm glad he didn't find
    out about our pretend marriage.
[07:33] Yor
    Yes.
[07:34] Yor
    I'm suddenly very tired,
    now that I'm relieved.
[07:38] Yor
    Why don't we head to bed after we clean up?
[07:42] Loid
    Er, in separate beds, of course!
     I'll change things back!
[07:45] Yor
    R-Right.
[07:47] Anya
    Papa... Pwease save Earth...
[07:52] Yor
    Now, Yuri... You'll make
    me mad if you hit Loid...
[08:02] Loid
    I can't remember the last time
    I felt envious of another.
[08:06] Loid
    I should sleep. I'm sure I'm just exhausted.
[08:09] Loid
    Yet my mission still continues on tomorrow.
[08:19] Yuri
    I beg your pardon.
[08:24] Yuri
    Which way is the station?
[08:26] Passerby A & B
    Get to the hospital first, pal!
[08:33] Anya
    Morning, pwease.
[08:36] Anya
    You seem very green today, Papa.
[08:39] Loid
    Quit talking in your sleep
    and go wash your face.
[08:47] Yor
    Good morning!
[08:52] Yor
    It's too bad you didn't get
    to meet Yuri yesterday.
[08:55] Anya
    Who's that?
[08:57] Yor
    Huh?! But she was so looking
    forward to meeting him!
[09:02] Loid
    Things sure did get lively yesterday.
[09:04] Yor
    I'm very sorry.
[09:06] Loid
    Who'd have thought Yor's
    brother would be like that?
[09:08] Anya
    Oh! Unkie!
[09:10] Loid
    And he's part of the secret police,
    my greatest foe as a spy.
[09:14] Anya
    S-Secret police?!
[09:17] Anya
    What's that?
[09:20] Anya
    "Secret" plus "police"...
[09:24] Anya
    That sounds so exciting!
[09:26] Anya
    Why didn't you introduce me to him?!
[09:29] Anya
    Gimme back the excitement I wasted!
[09:30] Loid
    You wanted to meet him that badly?
[09:33] Loid
    Well, at least the storm has passed for now.
[09:35] Loid
    I need to concentrate on Anya's education.
[09:39] Loid
    Come on, hurry up and eat. You'll be late.
[09:44] Anya
    Om... nom...
[09:46] Yor
    Don't worry, you'll be able to see him soon.
[09:48] Loid
    Has the threat truly passed?
[09:51] Loid
    Yor Briar, whose younger brother
    is a member of the secret police...
[09:54] Loid
    Previously, there was nothing
    suspicious surrounding her.
[09:58] Loid
    She didn't seem to know what her
    brother's true occupation is,
[10:00] Loid
    so my intuition says she's still clear.
[10:02] Loid
    Besides, if she knew her brother
    worked at the State Security Service,
[10:05] Loid
    there'd be no concern over suspicions
    arising about her being single.
[10:08] Loid
    No, it's dangerous to be too certain.
[10:10] Loid
    What if she was just acting and this
    was all a lie to get closer to me?
[10:16] Loid
    Suspect everything, Twilight.
[10:20] Anya
    Papa, Mama is...
[10:23] Loid
    What is it?
[10:26] Anya
    Mama is...
[10:28] Anya
    bad at cooking.
[10:30] Yor
    So it was obvious that I made
     breakfast this morning!
[10:34] Yor
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[10:35] Yor
    I did do my best.
[10:41] Loid
    Ah, by the way, Yor...
[10:43] Yor
    Yes?
[10:44] Loid
    Er, I just...
[10:47] Loid
    I guess putting a listening device
    on her is going too far.
[10:50] Loid
    No, I need to silence any doubts now.
[10:53] Loid
    Even a moment's carelessness
    could mean death.
[10:55] Loid
    It could also mean the lives
    of tens of thousands of people.
[10:59] Loid
    I need to do this to prove Yor's innocence.
[11:01] Loid
    You've got something on your neck.
[11:05] Yor
    Huh? Thank you very much.
[11:08] Yor
    That startled me. I thought he was
    going to give me a kiss goodbye.
[11:11] Anya
    Wha?!
[11:13] Yor
    I s-still haven't forgotten
    about last night...
[11:17] Yor
    I can't kiss or even cook.
[11:21] Yor
    Loid managed to smooth
    things over last night,
[11:24] Yor
    but I'm probably not acting like a proper wife.
[11:29] Yor
    I may be imagining it, but Loid
    seems a bit more distant today.
[11:34] Yor
    Maybe he's gotten sick of
    me being so disappointing.
[11:40] Loid
    I need to be on my guard.
[11:51] Loid
    What's the matter, Anya?
[11:54] Anya
    Mama and Papa need to get along.
[11:59] Loid
    W-Well, we aren't fighting or anything.
[12:02] Yor
    Th-That's right.
[12:04] Loid
    And you make sure you get
    along with your classmates.
[12:08] Anya
    Yep.
[12:11] Loid
    We should get going, too.
[12:12] Yor
    Oh, right.
[12:15] Loid
    Children are so curiously observant at times.
[12:26] First Lieutenant
    Hey, Yuri.
[12:28] First Lieutenant
    Why are you covered in bandages?
[12:30] First Lieutenant
    Didn't you go celebrate your
    sister's wedding yesterday?
[12:34] Yuri
    I don't really remember what happened.
[12:37] First Lieutenant
    You probably got drunk and picked
    a fight with her husband.
[12:40] First Lieutenant
    You really need to quit drinking.
[12:42] Yuri
    Well, I can't let a guy like
    that be with my sister.
[12:44] First Lieutenant
    Was he that disagreeable?
[12:50] Yuri
    I think...
[12:52] Yuri
    he was...
[12:54] Yuri
    a good guy.
[12:56] Yuri
    But con men and spies always
    try to act like good people.
[12:59] Yuri
    That's it! Hopefully he's a spy!
    Then I can throw him in a cell!
[13:02] First Lieutenant
    Calm down. Do you have any proof of this?
[13:04] Yuri
    Shit!
[13:06] Yuri
    I totally forgot to bug their
    living room and bedrooms!
[13:11] Yuri
    Wait, no!
[13:12] Yuri
    If I happened to hear Sis's 
    voice in those situations,
[13:15] Yuri
    my heart wouldn't be able to bear it!
[13:17] First Lieutenant
    Did you give yourself those injuries?
[13:23] First Lieutenant
    You need to detach from your sister so
    you can concentrate on your work more.
[13:28] First Lieutenant
    Our job is to capture
[13:30] First Lieutenant
    spies from the West, namely, Twilight.
[13:33] First Lieutenant
    Because that will lead
    to your sister's safety.
[13:38] Yuri
    I know that. For now...
[13:40] Yuri
    Loid Forger, the day you make my sister cry...
[13:52] Camilla
    What's with her?
[13:53] Millie
    She said something like,
    "I'm a failure of a wife."
[13:56] Sharon
    Heya.
[13:57] Millie
    Oh, Sharon.
[14:00] Sharon
    Huh? How do you become a good wife?
[14:04] Sharon
    Are you two not getting along?
[14:06] Yor
    Well, it's not exactly that...
[14:08] Yor
    It's just... This is my first time
    being with a man in general,
[14:08] Yor
    It's just... This is my first time
    being with a man in general,
[14:12] Yor
    so I'm unsure of how to act.
[14:15] Loid
    I was curious when I looked
    into her past connections,
[14:18] Loid
    but I guess Yor has really
    never dated a man before.
[14:22] Yor
    I'm worried that things
    can't go on like this.
[14:26] Yor
    It doesn't help that I can't cook.
[14:29] Loid
    Anya's words really got to her.
[14:32] Loid
    It appears that Yor is trying to seem more
    wifely for the sake of our pretend family.
[14:37] Loid
    No, wait.
[14:39] Loid
    She could also be trying to act like the
    perfect wife to put one over on me.
[14:43] Camilla
    It must be rough when your husband
    is clearly so much better than you.
[14:47] Millie
    Why don't you two just call it quits?
[14:49] Yor
    Er, I'd like to avoid that.
[14:51] Loid
    Yor's relationship with her
    coworkers seems a bit, er, uh...
[14:55] Section Chief
    Hey, you four!
[14:56] Section Chief
    Hey, you four!
[14:57] Section Chief
    Quit yapping and get to work.
[14:59] Camilla
    Gah! It's the section chief.
[15:01] Section Chief
    Say, Yor...
[15:03] Section Chief
    Could you go drop this off
    at the post office for me?
[15:06] Yor
    Yes, sir.
[15:08] Loid
    I guess I'll have to make a move if
    I want to clear the air for good.
[15:19] Yor
    Come to think of it, Loid and
    I have separate bank accounts.
[15:25] Yor
    If I contributed a bit of my
    earnings from my actual job,
[15:29] Yor
    would I be able to help Loid out?
[15:32] Yor
    But I can't make him suspicious of me, either.
[15:35] Yor
    Not to mention, I don't think this
    was really a financial issue...
[15:39] Fake Lieutenant
    You there. I'd like to
    ask you a few questions.
[15:44] Fake Lieutenant
    May we have a bit of your time?
[15:46] Yor
    Th-The secret police!
[15:49] Yor
    D-Did I do something wrong, sir?
[15:51] Yor
    Was I being far too suspicious by
    looking at ads meant for families,
[15:56] Yor
    when I'm clearly lacking as a wife?
[15:57] Yor
    I-I-I'm married!
[16:01] Fake Second Lieutenant
    We're not hitting on you.
[16:04] (Flashback) Franky
    What the hell is this?!
[16:05] (Flashback) Franky
    You call me outta nowhere and
    tell me to dress like this
[16:08] (Flashback) Franky
    so we can question your wife?!
[16:09] (Flashback) Loid
    Just shut up and follow the plan.
    This is all for my mission.
[16:13] (Flashback) Franky
    I've got nothing to do with that!
[16:15] Fake Lieutenant
    We are inspecting the mail.
[16:19] Fake Lieutenant
    You just tried to mail this...
[16:21] Fake Lieutenant
    But it clearly contains a code
     meant for the West.
[16:24] Fake Lieutenant
    Is the sender, Burns, your superior?
[16:27] Yor
    Y-Yes.
[16:28] Fake Second Lieutenant
    What is your name?
[16:30] Yor
    Yor Bri—
[16:31] Yor
    I-It's Yor Forger.
[16:34] Fake Second Lieutenant
    Well, well, well... Yor Forger, eh?
[16:38] Fake Second Lieutenant
    It clearly states your name
    right here as a collaborator!
[16:43] Fake Lieutenant (Loid)
    He's really into this.
[16:45] Fake Lieutenant
    So you're in cahoots.
[16:47] Yor
    I-I have no idea about this.
    This must be some kind of mistake.
[16:50] Fake Second Lieutenant
    You'd be better off if you told the truth.
[16:52] Fake Lieutenant
    Speaking of city hall, someone from the
    finance department was caught the other day.
[16:56] Fake Lieutenant
    Clearly, the corruption within
    has spread far and wide.
[16:59] Fake Second Lieutenant
    I heard he met a pitiful end.
[17:02] Fake Second Lieutenant
    The intense torture got to
    him physically and mentally,
[17:04] Fake Second Lieutenant
    and he apparently offed himself in his cell.
[17:08] Fake Second Lieutenant
    And I heard last month, they caught
    another woman around this chick's age.
[17:12] Fake Second Lieutenant
    You know, that official's secretary.
[17:14] Fake Lieutenant (Loid)
    What kind of characterization is he going for?
[17:16] Fake Lieutenant
    Ah, her.
[17:18] Fake Lieutenant
    She was freed once we found out she
    had family in State Security Service.
[17:21] Fake Second Lieutenant
    Man, talk about an awesome benefit.
[17:23] Fake Second Lieutenant
    Our family members can be let off
    the hook of most allegations.
[17:27] Fake Lieutenant
    Enough talking. You'll be
    coming with us to the station.
[17:31] Loid
    If she's aware that Yuri works
    for the State Security Service,
[17:34] Loid
    this will all be solved as soon
    as she mentions Yuri's name.
[17:37] Loid
    There's no reason for her to be
    secretive to one of his coworkers,
[17:40] Loid
    and if she resists, she'll further
    make us suspicious.
[17:45] Loid
    Come on, Yor. If you're in on this,
    ask your brother for help.
[17:49] Loid
    And if you're not...
[17:51] Yor
    I...
[17:52] Yor
    work hard every day for the
    citizens of this country.
[17:56] Yor
    I would never participate in espionage!
[17:58] Fake Second Lieutenant
    No use playing dumb with us!
[18:00] Fake Second Lieutenant
    Just shut up and come with—
[18:03] Fake Second Lieutenant
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[18:06] Yor
    I'm quite certain I mentioned
    that I was married.
[18:09] Yor
    Please do not touch me so casually.
[18:11] Fake Lieutenant
    You do realize you're putting your family
    in danger by doing this, don't you?
[18:15] Yor
    My younger brother and husband are both kind
[18:18] Yor
    and upstanding members of society.
[18:20] Yor
    If you ever unjustly harm either of them,
[18:26] Yor
    I frankly do not care if
    I'm dealing with you two.
[18:28] Yor
    I will show no mercy!
[18:35] Fake Lieutenant
    Hey, Second Lieutenant Mop...
[18:37] Fake Lieutenant
    Are you certain about this cipher?
[18:39] Fake Second Lieutenant
    What? Of course I'm—
[18:41] Fake Second Lieutenant
    What the?!
[18:43] Fake Second Lieutenant
    Looking closer, this is clearly
    not the raccoon cipher.
[18:45] Fake Second Lieutenant
    It's the caterpillar cipher!
[18:47] Fake Lieutenant
    If we decode this message...
[18:48] Fake Lieutenant
    This is a letter Burns sent to a
    renowned hemorrhoids doctor.
[18:52] Yor
    Huh?
[18:53] Fake Lieutenant
    I see. He used a cipher because
     he was embarrassed.
[18:56] Fake Lieutenant
    How confusing.
[18:58] Fake Lieutenant
    So, yes, it would appear
    we had the wrong idea.
[19:01] Fake Lieutenant
    Your name isn't on here at all.
[19:03] Fake Lieutenant
    You may leave, but make sure you keep
    quiet about this for Mr. Burns's sake, too.
[19:13] Franky
    Well, that was quite the farce.
[19:16] Franky
    Considering how she acted, it's pretty clear
    she has no connections with the secret police.
[19:22] Franky
    Hey, come on. Don't tell me you
    feel guilty for doubting her.
[19:26] Loid
    I don't.
[19:27] Franky
    I've warned you about this before, but don't
     develop unnecessary feelings for her.
[19:31] Franky
    If you value your life, don't trust anyone.
[19:34] Franky
    We have no other way to survive.
[19:40] Loid
    Somehow, it's extremely infuriating
    to hear those words from that face.
[19:44] Franky
    But you made that face!
[19:46] Franky
    Damn it! I thought I could land
    a few chicks with that face on.
[19:49] Franky
    My precious hot-guy face!
[19:52] Loid
    It's a terrible idea to date
    a woman while deceiving her.
[19:55] Franky
    Did you really just say that?
[20:01] Yor
    Today was terribly nerve-wracking.
[20:04] Yor
    I was almost arrested, meaning not
    only would I be ruined as a wife,
[20:08] Yor
    but I would've destroyed the Forgers.
[20:11] Loid
    Oh, hello, Yor.
[20:13] Yor
    Loid...
[20:14] Loid
    What a coincidence. Why don't
     we go home together?
[20:17] Loid
    Oh? There's something on
    your collar again, Yor.
[20:23] Yor
    I'm so sorry.
[20:25] Yor
    Apparently, I'm such a failure as wife that
    I can't even keep up proper appearances.
[20:30] Loid
    Well, if you ask me, Yor...
[20:33] Loid
    Perhaps many families throughout this
    world are somehow putting on an act,
[20:38] Loid
    thinking, "A wife should be like this,"
    or, "You're supposed to be the parent."
[20:42] Loid
    Of course, I believe that working hard
    to be your best self is admirable.
[20:45] Loid
    But if you dwell on that so
    much that you lose yourself,
[20:49] Loid
    things that should go well might fall apart.
[20:53] Loid
    Many people suffering like that
    come to my hospital all the time.
[20:59] Loid
    Putting on an act all the
    time can become tiring.
[21:04] Yor
    Loid...
[21:07] Loid
    And that's why I want you
    to be as you are, Yor.
[21:10] Loid
    The more confident you seem,
    the less people will suspect anything.
[21:13] Loid
    And I'm sure Anya will be
    happier seeing you smile.
[21:18] Yor
    Thank you very much. I...
[21:22] Yor
    I'm truly grateful that I married you, Loid!
[21:32] Franky
    Don't tell me you feel
    guilty for doubting her.
[21:44] Yor
    What did you just throw away?
[21:45] Loid
    Oh, just the lint I found
    on your collar earlier.
[21:48] Loid
    More importantly,
[21:50] Loid
    we didn't even do anything to celebrate
    our one-year wedding anniversary.
[21:53] Loid
    Why don't we buy some cake on our way home?
[21:55] Yor
    That's a lovely idea!
[22:02] Anya
    Papa, Mama! I have returned!
[22:07] Yor
    Welcome home, Miss Anya.
[22:09] Loid
    What's the matter?
[22:13] Anya
    Papa and Mama are getting along!
[22:18] Loid
    I told you that we were never
    fighting to begin with.
[22:21] Yor
    We have cake, Miss Anya!
[22:23] Anya
    I want some cake!
[22:26] Loid
    Hey, now. You're going to
    bother the people downstairs.
SIGN    THE GREAT DODGEBALL PLAN

E10 - The Great Dodgeball Plan
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[00:46] Instructor
    Good morning, Master Henderson.
[00:49] Henderson
    Good morning, sir.
[00:52] Henderson
    Would you like some tea, as well?
[00:54] Instructor
    Yes, I'd love some.
[01:00] Instructor
    It's been a while since you were in
    charge of the grade school kids.
[01:05] Instructor
    How are the kids this year?
[01:07] Henderson
    I must say, they show promise.
[01:11] Instructor
    I heard you had to give one of them
    a Tonitrus Bolt on their first day.
[01:18] Henderson
    True, it was a rather rare occurrence
    for our prestigious Eden College.
[01:22] Instructor
    It's the first time I've heard
    of it happening, too.
[01:25] Henderson
    I only did what was necessary.
[01:29] Henderson
    Good deeds shall be praised,
[01:31] Henderson
    and misconduct will be met with punishment.
[01:34] Henderson
    That is essential to education.
[01:37] Instructor
    I have much to learn from you, sir.
[01:43] Henderson
    As the elementary students pass
    through the gates of Eden College
[01:47] Henderson
    to learn true elegance every day,
     our school's traditions shall live on.
[01:52] Henderson
    Our house of learning exists to ensure
    the future of our country is elegant.
[02:17] Ewen
    Lord Damian!
[02:19] Ewen
    Isn't this your older brother, Lord Damian?
[02:24] Damian
    Yes...
[02:25] Ewen
    This must be his entrance ceremony!
[02:28] Ewen
    He's probably elsewhere in this book, too!
[02:31] Emile
    Oh, there he is!
[02:32] Ewen
    Ooh!
[02:33] Emile
    There he is again!
[02:35] Ewen
    And here! He's truly an MVP!
[02:39] Emile
    Your brother is just raking in
    the Stellas! How magnificent!
[02:45] Ewen
    But I'm sure you'll become an Imperial
    Scholar even faster, Lord Damian!
[02:49] Ewen
    We all know you'll be the first
    to get a Stella in our grade!
[02:54] Damian
    W-Well, yes.
[02:55] Emile
    But we still have a while until our exams.
[02:59] Emile
    Your first opportunity will be...
[03:02] Emile
    Our P.E. class next week.
[03:04] Emile
    We'll be having a dodgeball tournament
    with the other classes!
[03:08] Ewen
    My friend told me something he
    heard from his friend in Class 7.
[03:12] Ewen
    He said if you become MVP,
    you can get a Stella!
[03:16] Damian
    Really?
[03:17] Emile
    This is your chance, Lord Damian!
[03:19] Damian
    MVP, eh?
[03:45] Henderson
    It is a clear, sunny day.
[03:47] Henderson
    Young ladies and gentlemen of Eden,
[03:49] Henderson
    you will be adding another page
    to Eden's history today...
[03:55] Henderson
    Elegantly and brilliantly.
[04:01] Damian
    Shut up! You picked a fight with me first!
[04:05] Anya
    Anya didn't do anything wrong!
[04:06] Becky
    Exactly! First off, you—
[04:08] Damian
    Shut up, uggo!
[04:09] Becky
    Excuse me?!
[04:10] Anya
    Shithead.
[04:10] Damian
    Shut it, Stubby Legs!
[04:12] Becky
    You're not supposed to talk to girls like that!
[04:16] Henderson
    Ele...gant.
[05:50] Anya
    I have returned!
[05:52] Yor
    Welcome home, Miss Anya.
[05:54] Anya
    Papa, I have acquired important news!
[05:57] Loid
    What?
[05:58] Loid
    You may be able to get a Stella
    at your next P.E. class?
[06:01] Anya
    That's what Becky said.
[06:03] (Flashback) Becky
    My friend told me something she
    heard from her friend in Class 7.
[06:08] (Flashback) Becky
    The MVP from the winning
    class in next week's tournament
[06:12] (Flashback) Becky
    will receive a Stella!
[06:14] Loid
    So it's a rumor? That seems dubious.
[06:18] Yor
    Then we need to train, Miss Anya!
[06:21] Anya
    Training!
[06:22] Yor
    So what sport will you be playing?
[06:25] Anya
    Dodgeball.
[06:26] Yor
    Dodgeball...
[06:29] Yor
    That's the game where you hit your opponent
    with a ball to do them in, right?
[06:33] Loid
    "Do them in"?
[06:34] Anya
    Mama! Teach me a killer move!
[06:36] Yor
    Very well! I shall teach you the
    ultimate killer move with a ball.
[06:43] Loid
    Are you also athletic, Yor?
[06:45] Yor
    Oh, not exactly.
[06:47] Yor
    I just used to play catch
    with my brother sometimes.
[06:50] Yor
    I can't tell them I rip people apart
    and toss them around on a daily basis!
[06:53] Yor
    Just leave this to me, Miss Anya!
[06:56] Yor
    I'll show you a killer move that
    will help you catch that star!
[07:00] Anya
    I will reach for the stars in dodgeball!
[07:02] Anya
    Anya will catch the star!
[07:05] Yor
    That's the spirit!
[07:05] Loid
    I'm glad she's so motivated... but...
[07:06] Anya
    Super Anya will catch the star!
[07:09] Yor
    Yes!
[07:12] Yor
    We'll start with strength training.
[07:14] Yor
    One...
[07:17] Yor
    Two...
[07:21] Yor
    Three...
[07:26] Yor
    Four...
[07:29] 
    Death-Defying Sit-ups
[07:33] Yor
    Five.
[07:37] Yor
    Six.
[07:44] Yor
    Stamina is crucial, too.
[07:52] Yor
    Miss Anya!
[07:55] Yor
    Now, listen carefully.
[07:56] Yor
    You're not just using your
    arms when you throw the ball.
[07:59] Yor
    You need to make sure you
    step out with your foot,
[08:02] Yor
    twist your hips as you shift your weight,
[08:05] Yor
    channel all of your strength
    into your shoulder, and... throw!
[08:16] Yor
    Okay! Now you give it a try!
[08:20] Yor
    Oh, Loid.
[08:26] 
    Visualizing the Game
[08:27] Loid
    This is training?
[08:29] Loid
    I don't really understand how,
    but I did decide to let Yor handle this.
[08:36] Yor
    Miss Anya, please wake up.
[08:40] Yor
    Hey!
[08:41] Anya
    Hey!
[08:42] Yor
    Hah!
[08:43] Anya
    Hah!
[08:45] Yor
    Hup!
[08:45] Anya
    Hup!
[08:46] Yor
    Slap!
[08:47] Anya
    Slap!
[08:48] Yor
    Fwap!
[08:49] Anya
    Fwap!
[08:50] Yor
    Chwass!
[08:51] Anya
    Chwass!
[09:08] Anya
    I'm gonna catch that star tomorrow!
[09:17] Anya
    I did my best. I survived
    Mama's ruthless training.
[09:23] Anya
    I even thought up a name for my killer shot.
[09:26] Anya
    I'm gonna seize that star!
[09:36] Anya
    I'm gonna get lots of stars...
[09:40] Anya
    so I can help Papa with his mission!
[09:43] Emile
    At least it's clear that you're motivated.
[09:45] Ewen
    Just make sure you don't hold
    Lord Damian back, Stubby Legs.
[09:49] Anya
    Second son... and his lackeys.
[09:51] Becky
    Why are we playing together with the boys?
[09:53] Becky
    Being on the same team
    with him is the worst.
[09:57] Anya
    Second son... The son of Papa's
    target for this mission.
[10:01] Anya
    Good things happen if
    I become friends with him.
[10:04] Damian
    Wh-What are you staring at?!
[10:06] Anya
    But he gets really mean,
    so I don't like him.
[10:11] Damian
    Well, I don't have any time to
    waste on a runt like you, either.
[10:15] Anya
    A runt?
[10:17] Damian
    I'm going to get MVP in this tournament
    and be rewarded a Stella.
[10:22] Damian
    I need to become an Imperial
    Scholar just like my brother.
[10:25] Damian
    Otherwise...
[10:29] Damian
    Father will never notice me.
[10:32] Ewen
    Hey, wait, Lord Damian!
[10:37] Henderson
    Gather round!
[10:41] Henderson
    Your usual P.E. teacher, Bobby,
    is out sick, so I will be his substitute.
[10:46] Henderson
    Do not forget to be proper
    young men and ladies,
[10:49] Henderson
    and execute the most elegant of plays.
[10:52] Students
    Yes, sir.
[10:53] Henderson
    We will now begin the dodgeball tournament
    between Class 3, Cecile Hall,
[10:58] Henderson
    and Class 4, Wald Hall.
[11:00] Henderson
    You may now begin!
SIGN    THE GREAT DODGEBALL PLAN
[11:15] Emile
    Let's show them who's boss, Lord Damian.
[11:17] Class 3 mob
    You've got this, Damian!
[11:25] (Flashback) Emile
    Lord Damian!
[11:26] (Flashback) Ewen
    We gathered some intel on Class 4!
[11:30] (Flashback) Damian
    Good.
[11:33] Damian
    In order to be awarded a Stella,
    you have to become the MVP.
[11:37] Damian
    My enemy...
[11:39] Damian
    is him!
[11:42] Damian
    In order to defeat Class 4
    and win this match, first...
[11:45] Damian
    we need to defeat him!
[11:53] Damian
    The son of a command major, Bill Watkins.
SIGN    Bill Watkins (6)
[11:57] Class 4 mob
    Nice catch, Bill!
[12:01] Becky
    What the heck is that monster?!
[12:03] Becky
    There's no way he's our age!
[12:06] Ewen
    It's him...
[12:08] Emile
    Bazooka Bill!
[12:10] Emile
    Because of his obviously
    blessed physique and brains,
[12:12] Emile
    he won awards in all kinds of
    sports tournaments in kindergarten.
[12:16] Emile
    The Monster of Bodam!
[12:18] Becky
    Are there even that many
    tournaments in kindergarten?!
[12:21] Damian
    Wearing glasses right now
    is dangerous, old man.
[12:25] Bill
    I humbly thank you for your concern,
    Damian, son of Chairman Desmond.
[12:29] Bill
    But I'll be fine, because that
    ball won't be hitting me.
[12:32] Bill
    Also...
[12:33] Bill
    Any hits above the shoulders don't count.
[12:37] Bill
    Enemy positions confirmed.
[12:38] Bill
    Airflow, humidity... both good.
[12:47] Class 3 mob
    Gerf.
[12:47] Class 3 mob
    Gah.
[12:51] Henderson
    Four hits.
[12:52] Class 4 mob
    Wow! Way to go, Bill!
[12:52] Emile
    What?!
[12:53] Ewen
    Is that even possible?!
[12:54] Damian
    Don't panic! That was just a fluke!
[12:57] Bill
    Oh, that wasn't a fluke.
[13:04] Bill
    When I throw the ball...
[13:06] Bill
    Every imaginable detail has been calculated.
[13:10] Bill
    We're not just talking simulations.
    I've trained my body to its limit.
[13:34] (Flashback) Bill
    Daddy!
[13:38] (Flashback) Bill's Father
    Ah, my son, Bill.
[13:40] (Flashback) Bill
    Yes, Daddy?
[13:42] (Flashback) Bill's Father
    You will eventually be the hero
    of Eden, as well as our army.
[13:48] (Flashback) Bill's Father
    Make sure you seize those
    Stellas with your own hands.
[13:52] (Flashback) Bill's Father
    For the future of Ostania!
[13:54] (Flashback) Bill
    Sir, yes, sir!
[13:56] Bill
    Yes... my victory is predetermined.
[14:01] Becky
    Um, hello?! We'll die if
    that actually hits us!
[14:04] Bill
    Don't worry. I'll hold back on you women.
[14:08] Becky
    Actually, that also pisses me off.
[14:11] Becky
    Gurk!
[14:13] Henderson
    Hit.
[14:16] Damian
    That's some mouth you've got on you.
[14:19] Damian
    Do you really think we went into
    this without a plan, you giant oaf?
[14:24] Damian
    You can't win...
[14:26] Damian
    at dodgeball all by yourself!
[14:47] (Flashback) Emile
    Ow!
[14:48] (Flashback) Emile
    You're gonna be the MVP! I just know it!
[15:03] (Flashback) Damian
    I'm gonna be the MVP!
[15:06] Damian
    Let's do this! Formation G!
[15:09] Emile and Ewen
    Right!
[15:25] Henderson
    Four hits.
[15:30] Damian
    I'm not done yet!
[15:37] Emile
    Ultimate...
[15:37] Ewen
    ...Shadow...
[15:38] Damian
    ...Clone...
[15:39] Damian, Emile & Ewen
    ...Attack!
[15:45] Bill
    Shadow clone, eh?
[15:47] Bill
    Now, this is what you call...
[15:49] Bill
    a real shadow clone attack!
[15:55] Emile
    Lord Damian...
[15:56] Emile
    It was an honor to fight by your side.
[16:02] Ewen
    Emile!
[16:04] Emile
    I know all kinds of great
    things about you, Lord Damian.
[16:08] Emile
    Though I can't remember a single one
    right now, I'm sure there was something.
[16:13] Emile
    Please win, Lord Damian!
[16:17] Emile
    Because you'll always be...
[16:20] Emile
    a true MVP in our hearts!
[16:30] Ewen
    The forbidden... face block!
[16:35] Ewen
    Emile!
[16:38] Ewen
    Emile! Hey! Speak to me!
[16:42] Emile
    Ewen... you dummy. Don't cry.
[16:47] Ewen
    I'm not crying!
[16:49] Emile
    It's not the end yet...
[16:52] Emile
    So don't give up hope.
[16:56] Ewen
    Yeah. I know. I know!
[16:59] Ewen
    Once we give up, it's game over—
[17:03] Damian
    Damn it! At this rate, we're gonna lose.
[17:06] Damian
    I need to find his weakness!
[17:09] Damian
    I don't care if the others go down.
[17:12] Damian
    I need to somehow survive and stand out!
[17:15] Anya
    Second son is a real shithead.
[17:17] Bill
    Next up...
[17:18] Bill
    we have that little runt over there.
[17:20] Bill
    I'm going to aim for... her feet!
[17:23] Bill
    Wha—
[17:25] Damian
    Hey! He missed! Nice!
[17:27] Out of Bounds Class 3 Student A
    Let's get the ball going!
[17:29] Bill
    She just...
[17:31] Bill
    jumped before I threw the ball!
[17:34] Out of bounds class 3 student B
    Take this!
[17:36] Bill
    In that case...
[17:38] Bill
    I'll aim for her right arm!
[17:42] Bill
    Okay, her left!
[17:46] Bill
    I guess I'll just have to use my secret weapon!
[17:48] Bill
    This throw will suddenly change its course
    and nail any opponent scampering about!
[17:53] Bill
    Take this!
[17:55] Bill
    Homing Slider Shot!
[17:59] Becky
    What was that about holding back on women?!
[18:02] Class 3 student
    Blorf!
[18:03] Class 3 student
    Blorf!
[18:05] Henderson
    Hit.
[18:09] Bill
    That's impossible! She's
    reading my every attack!
[18:14] Bill
    Who in the world is that girl?!
[18:15] Damian
    Hey, not bad...
[18:17] Anya
    Heh.
[18:18] Henderson
    "Dodgeball," of course, stems from "dodge,"
[18:21] Henderson
    meaning to swiftly move out of the way.
[18:25] Henderson
    Such elegant evasion!
[18:28] Becky
    Anya! Look out for the guys out of bounds!
[18:34] Damian
    You dummy! Get up, quick!
[18:36] Bill
    You were impressive, but even you
    can't dodge from that position!
[18:41] Bill
    Die!
[18:44] Damian
    The bastard just threw that
    ball with everything he has!
[18:46] Damian
    It's unfortunate... But in the end,
    this is her own fault.
[18:50] Damian
    Don't worry. I shall survive
    and lead Class 3 to victory.
[19:14] Henderson
    Hit.
[19:17] Ewen
    Wh-What are you doing, Lord Damian?!
[19:20] Damian
    Oh, no! My chance at MVP!
[19:22] Anya
    You protected me?
[19:25] Damian
    Huh?
[19:25] Anya
    Are you a good guy?
[19:27] Damian
    N-N-No!
[19:28] Damian
    I was just frustrated that he was
    taking out our team left and right,
[19:31] Damian
    so I tried to catch it...
[19:34] Damian
    Damn it all!
[19:35] Damian
    You're the only one left.
    It's in your hands now.
[19:45] Anya
    The future is in Anya's hands.
[19:48] Anya
    Now is the time to unleash my killer shot!
[19:52] (Flashback) Yor
    Miss Anya, this is my final lesson for you.
[19:54] (Flashback) Yor
    The key to throwing a ball well is to
    put your whole body into the throw.
[19:58] (Flashback) Yor
    Think of this ball as an arrow of light!
[20:13] Anya
    I won't let your death
    go to waste, second son.
[20:15] Damian
    I'm not dead!
[20:17] Anya
    I will avenge you!
[20:29] Damian
    That power she had when she knocked me out...
[20:32] Damian
    She might just be able to...
[20:35] Becky
    I have no idea what's going on,
    but this is intense.
[20:38] Becky
    Could it be...
[20:54] Anya
    The most important thing
    is shifting my weight.
[20:57] Anya
    The power in my step
    and the twisting of my hips
[21:00] Anya
    need to go to my widdle hands...
[21:01] Anya
    And then my widdle hands... um... um...
[21:04] Anya
    Anyway!
[21:06] Anya
    Killer Shot!
[21:07] Anya
    Star Catch Arrow!
[21:15] Bill
    Huh? What?
[21:23] Bill
    Huh?!
[21:25] Henderson
    That's game.
[21:27] Becky
    Huh?
[21:27] Class 4 students
    Yay! We won!
[21:29] Damian, Ewen, & Emile
    Huh?
[21:31] Class 4 students
    Now you're definitely
    getting that Stella, Bill!
[21:33] Henderson
    Hm? Stella?
[21:36] Henderson
    There are no Stella awarded for winning
    a mere mini-game in a single class.
[21:40] Henderson
    Who in the world suggested otherwise?
[21:42] Henderson
    On the other hand, you had the nerve to yell
    something as vile as "die" during the match,
[21:46] Henderson
    so I have no issue with giving
    you a Tonitrus Bolt instead.
[21:52] Class 4 students
    Don't worry, Bill! We'll just
     try harder next time!
[21:54] Class 4 students
    We'll have another chance.
[21:56] Henderson
    But to think...
[21:58] Henderson
    Two students who were at odds with each other
    worked together to take on this challenge.
[22:00] Becky
    Too bad, Anya. But you did great!
[22:03] Henderson
    This shows that you are worthy of
    a Stella, young ladies and gentlemen.
[22:04] Becky
    Cheer up!
[22:09] Damian
    You can't be serious, you moron!
    What was that crappy throw?!
[22:12] Damian
    I shouldn't have defended you!
[22:13] Anya
    Shock!
[22:14] Becky
    What's your problem?
    It's not like you hit anyone!
[22:17] Anya
    Anya doesn't like you after all.
[22:19] Damian
    What did you say, Stubby Legs?!
[22:21] Becky
    You're not supposed to say
    stuff like that to girls!
[22:23] Henderson
    Or perhaps not.
[22:24] Anya
    You really are a shithead.
[22:25] Damian
    Huh?! Say that again!
[22:26] Anya
    Everything Mama teaches me is useless.
[22:27] Emile and Ewen
    Yeah!
SIGN    "STELLA"

E11 - Stella
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SIGN    "STELLA"
[01:38] Bondman's Comrade
    Impossible... All of our pursuers are...
[01:41] Bondman
    Let's go back to our hideout and regroup.
[01:44] Bondman
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[01:50] Bondman's Comrade
    No way... Bondman, this can't be happening!
[01:55] Bondman
    I can't believe this! Hey, hey! Wake up!
[01:58] Loid
    Hey, Anya.
[01:59] Anya
    Anya is busy right now.
[02:02] Bondman
    This is just awful.
[02:06] Anya
    No! I don't wanna study!
[02:09] Loid
    Now, hold on.
[02:12] Loid
    We made a deal. You agreed
    to start studying at 5 PM.
[02:16] Anya
    You demon! Papa is a demon!
[02:17] Loid
    Operation Strix, Phase 2...
[02:21] Loid
    In order to attend the
    target's social gathering,
[02:24] Loid
    I need to make sure my daughter
    Anya becomes an Imperial Scholar.
[02:30] Loid
    For her to achieve that,
    she will need to get good grades
[02:33] Loid
    and receive Stellas.
SIGN    PROVERBS
[02:43] Loid
    How many times do I have to tell you?
[02:45] Loid
    That's supposed to be an "E," not an "A."
[02:49] Yor
    B-But, Loid-san, her math
    score here is pretty good.
[02:54] Yor
    Well done, Anya-san.
[02:57] Anya
    He has two-eighths of his bullets left!
[03:00] Loid
    Is this because of her cartoon?
[03:02] Loid
    Oh, that's right.
[03:03] Loid
    This proverb is the same one
    Bondman was saying in episode 16.
[03:09] Anya
    I forgot...
[03:10] Loid
    Well, remember!
[03:11] Loid
    You know, it's the episode where the
    guy with the sideburns appeared.
[03:14] Anya
    I just happened to mess up my
    mind-reading cheat on this test.
[03:20] Anya
    From now on, I'm gonna spend a lot of time
SIGN    Good at: ??
[03:22] Anya
    trying to figure out which classmate
    is good at what subject.
[03:27] Anya
    And then I will definitely
    get perfect scores,
[03:31] Anya
    no problem.
[03:34] Anya
    I tried sounding like Papa.
[03:36] Loid
    It would be easy to make her every score
    an A+ by using backdoor methods.
[03:41] Loid
    But if she suddenly scores that high,
[03:43] Loid
    the school and those around
    her will become suspicious.
[03:47] Loid
    In order to make this all
    seem as natural as possible,
[03:49] Loid
    I need to nurture her basic knowledge.
[03:52] Loid
    If she ends up being shunned by her
    classmates, it may affect her life at school.
[03:59] Loid
    I can't have her not
    wanting to go to school.
[03:59] Anya
    If I read everyone's minds to
    get 100s, they'll all hate me?
[04:04] Adult A
    Hey, how do you even know that?
[04:07] Adult B
    You creepy little witch!
[04:13] Loid
    I guess forcing her to study too
    much might be a bit rough on her.
[04:17] Loid
    If her motivation remains low,
    her concentration won't improve,
[04:21] Loid
    so she'll have a lesser chance of learning.
[04:23] Loid
    A change of pace is also important.
[04:24] Loid
    There are ways of earning
    Stella besides academics.
[04:29] Loid
    Right, then.
[04:31] Loid
    Why don't we take a break
    from studying and draw?
[04:35] Loid
    For example, art.
[04:37] Loid
    Hey, that looks really cool!
[04:40] Loid
    Is it a cheetah? No, wait...
[04:43] Loid
    I bet it's a panda!
[04:45] Anya
    It's a moo cow. The one that was at school.
[04:53] Loid
    For example, music!
[04:55] Loid
    This is a violin for children.
[05:02] Loid
    There's always sports!
[05:04] Anya
    Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
[05:16] Loid
    Come on, don't cry.
[05:18] Loid
    Stay calm, Twilight.
[05:20] Loid
    A journey of a thousand miles
    begins with a single step.
[05:22] Loid
    She's still in first grade.
[05:25] Loid
    I need to figure out what she has a
    talent for and help her excel in it.
[05:29] Yor
    Why don't we do some jump rope?
[05:32] Yor
    It's a lot of fun.
[05:34] Loid
    Right. Don't panic.
[05:36] Loid
    It's not like Desmond is immediately
    going to make his move.
[05:40] Loid
    It takes an incredible amount
    of time to begin a war.
[05:44] Loid
    But...
[05:47] (Flashback) Handler
    HQ was estimating that she'd be able to
    receive eight Stella in about four months.
[05:52] Loid
    Do we actually have that much time?
[05:57] Anya
    Papa...
[05:58] Anya
    Anya will do her best.
[06:02] Anya
    Now untie me.
[06:04] Loid
    Uh, right.
[06:08] Loid
    Anya.
[06:09] Loid
    Why don't we go out tomorrow?
[06:12] Anya
    An ooting?
[06:17] Loid
    Academics, the arts, sports...
[06:20] Loid
    But there is actually one
    other way to earn Stella.
[06:23] Loid
    Community service.
[06:25] Head Nurse
    Thank you so much for agreeing to
    volunteer at our hospital today.
[06:31] Head Nurse
    I will now go over the duties
    we'll be asking you to perform.
[06:36] Head Nurse
    We will have you split up into
    your families to perform your duties.
[06:38] Loid
    In the past, there have been
    many cases where students
[06:41] Loid
    did long-term volunteer work
    to earn their Stella.
[06:45] Loid
    Rescuing others or helping
    apprehend criminals
[06:49] Loid
    were also methods a few used
    to earn Stella, but rare.
[06:52] Loid
    We could use more personnel from
    HQ to act out these scenarios,
[06:56] Loid
    but considering the risks that could entail,
    we won't be able to easily pull that off.
[06:57] Head Nurse
    That is what we will be
    expecting from all of you.
[07:01] Loid
    Even if she isn't immediately
    able to receive any Stella,
[07:03] Loid
    it would be beneficial to Anya to learn
    the importance of community service.
[07:08] Head Nurse
    Now, if I can have the Forgers
    clean this dressing room.
[07:15] Anya
    There's a pool!
[07:16] Loid
    Yes, for physical therapy.
[07:25] Head Nurse
    Maybe cleaning was a bit difficult for you.
[07:28] Head Nurse
    Then let's have you organize
    books in the library.
[07:34] Nurse A
    Excuse me, sir, could you
    do something about... that?
[07:40] Nurse A
    Could you go work somewhere else?
[07:49] Anya
    Anya is bored with chores.
[07:51] Anya
    I wanna do the job where I give
    the doctors their scalpels.
[07:54] Loid
    Huh?
[07:55] Anya
    I'mma go to the operating room!
[07:57] Loid
    Hey! Stop that! Come back here!
[08:12] Head Nurse
    We've had enough of your "help"! Please leave!
[08:17] Anya
    Papa, I'm sorry.
[08:20] Loid
    Don't worry about it.
    Everyone fails sometimes.
[08:23] Loid
    But what do we do if our chances of earning
    Stella through community service also dry up?
[08:27] Ken
    Hey, is physical therapy hard?
[08:30] Female swim instructor
    It is,
[08:31] Female swim instructor
    but you need to work hard
    so that you can run again.
[08:35] Ken
    Man...
[08:40] Male swim instructor
    Three more minutes.
[08:43] Ken
    Hey, is the water in the pool cold?
[08:46] Female swim instructor
    Don't worry about that. Go on, get changed.
[08:49] Female swim instructor
    I'll go get changed, too.
[08:53] Male swim instructor
    All right, one, two. One, two. One, two.
[08:56] Ken
    I wonder if that's the adult pool...
[08:58] Male swim instructor
    Focus on your toes.
[09:01] Male swim instructor
    One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
[09:05] Ken
    Man... it really is kinda cold.
[09:05] Male swim instructor
    You're almost there! One, two. One, two.
[09:10] Female swim instructor
    Ken?
[09:13] Female swim instructor
    Huh? Is he still changing?
[09:22] Loid
    Hmm... I might have to ask HQ
    to reconsider our game plan.
[09:27] Ken
    C-Can't... breathe...
[09:29] Ken
    My legs... won't move...
[09:35] Anya
    The pool!
[09:36] Anya
    Papa!
[09:37] Loid
    What is it? You just went to
    the bathroom, didn't you?
[09:40] Anya
    Someone's drowning in the pool!
[09:42] Loid
    What?! How do you know that?
[09:44] Loid
    Exactly who are you?!
[09:49] Ken
    Help me... Help me...
[09:51] Anya
    Papa...
[09:53] Anya
    Anya is terrible at volunteering.
[09:57] Anya
    So I...
[09:59] Anya
    I'm gonna become a pro swimmer and get stars,
[10:02] Anya
    so I'm gonna go practice in the pool!
[10:04] Loid
    What?! Come back here!
    That's not a public pool!
[10:11] Female swim instructor
    Ken!
[10:14] Female swim instructor
    He must've snuck out.
[10:18] Female swim instructor
    Hey!
[10:20] Female swim instructor
    Where are your parents?
[10:22] Anya
    Wow! The pool! How fun!
[10:26] Patient A
    What's that about?
[10:28] Anya
    Where is the drowning person?
[10:30] Ken
    I'm...
[10:33] Ken
    I'm... gonna die...
[10:48] Female swim instructor
    What are you doing, little girl?!
[11:03] Anya
    Anya... can't... anymore...
[11:17] Loid
    Hey, are you two all right?
[11:19] Female swim instructor
    Ken!
[11:21] Anya
    Papa...
[11:23] Female swim instructor
    Someone get a doctor!
[11:24] Anya
    I tried to swim and found this boy sinking.
[11:28] Female swim instructor
    Ken!
[11:31] Female swim instructor
    Are you all right?
[11:32] Female swim instructor
    Ken!
[11:33] Loid
    Calm down, miss.
[11:34] Male swim instructor
    Is everything okay?
[11:35] Female swim instructor
    Ken! Ken!
[11:43] Patient A
    But there were so many people around.
[11:46] Patient B
    Did you hear anything?
[11:46] Female swim instructor
    I'm so sorry! I had no
    idea you were drowning!
[11:49] Loid
    It was a drowning response.
[11:51] Loid
    Children tend to drown more
    quietly than you would expect.
[11:55] Loid
    Many die because no one
    notices they're drowning.
[11:58] Loid
    Please make sure you keep your eye on him.
[12:01] Loid
    And good job for noticing.
[12:04] Anya
    I saw bubbles.
[12:07] Loid
    And you should be careful, too.
[12:09] Female swim instructor
    Thank you! Thank you!
[12:11] Patient B
    Well done, little girl!
[12:30] Instructor
    First-year student from the
    Cecile Dorm, Anya Forger,
[12:33] Instructor
    has earned a Stella for rescuing a boy.
[12:41] Becky
    You're amazing, Anya!
[12:43] Becky
    You're the first of the
    first graders to get one!
[12:46] Becky
    I'm so proud of you for some reason.
[12:46] Henry
    Ultra-amazingly elegant, Miss Forger.
[12:48] Becky
    Well done, Anya!
[12:52] Damian
    She beat me.
[13:06] Yor
    You're amazing, Miss Anya! Truly amazing!
[13:09] Yor
    I'm so happy for you!
[13:11] Loid
    She unexpectedly earned a Stella.
[13:14] Loid
    An excellent result,
[13:17] Loid
    but how do I describe this?
[13:18] Loid
    It's similar to how I feel when
    I've thwarted a terrorist attack.
[13:22] Loid
    I'm so proud of her.
[13:25] Loid
    Well done.
[13:28] Anya
    Anya's powers actually helped someone?
[13:36] Anya
    Eheh!
[13:39] Yor
    All right, then. I'm going
    to make you a feast today.
[13:45] Anya
    Anya wants Papa to cook.
SIGN    Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: 7
    
    Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: 7
    
    Everyone's respect: +100
[13:47] Yor
    Shock!
[14:00] Handler
    I heard that your daughter earned
    a Stella, Agent Twilight.
[14:04] Loid
    Yes, Handler. She somehow managed it.
[14:09] Handler
    Couldn't we set things up with other agents
[14:12] Handler
    to fake whatever you need
    to get the other Stella?
[14:17] Loid
    People would get suspicious.
[14:19] Loid
    More importantly, we can't
    take risks that could potentially
[14:23] Loid
    expose the identities of other
    agents or get them arrested.
[14:27] Handler
    Yes, you've got a point.
[14:29] Loid
    Is HQ panicking a bit?
[14:32] Handler
    No.
[14:33] Handler
    But there are numerous
    businesses surrounding Desmond
[14:36] Handler
    that seem to be engaging in shady
    financial dealings lately.
[14:39] Handler
    We can't be too laid back in this situation.
[14:42] Handler
    Try to make contact with Desmond immediately.
[14:45] Handler
    Give your daughter some candy or
    something to get her motivated.
[14:51] Girl Student A
    Morning!
[14:52] Girl student B
    Did you see that thing yesterday?
[14:54] Boy student A
    I forgot my homework!
[15:09] Anya
    Heh.
[15:11] Boy student A
    Hey, is that her? The girl from
    Class 3 that suddenly got a Stella?
[15:15] Boy student B
    Apparently it's a new record.
[15:16] Girl Student A
    I heard she rescued someone.
[15:18] Anya
    This star is just so brilliant
    that I stand out now.
[15:18] Boy student A
    Really?
[15:23] Anya
    Heh.
[15:30] Becky
    Good morning, Anya!
[15:33] Anya
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[15:37] Anya
    Call me "Starlight Anya."
[15:41] Becky
    Uh... Sure.
[15:47] Becky
    You're totally like a celebrity now.
[15:50] Becky
    Everyone looks up to you.
[15:51] Becky
    You might even make a hundred friends!
[15:54] Anya as Damian
    Bam!
[15:55] Anya as Damian
    I totally see you in a new light,
    Miss Anya! Be my friend!
[15:59] Anya as Damian
    You should totally come over
    to my place with your dad!
[16:03] Anya as Loid
    Bam!
[16:03] Anya as Loid
    Well done, Anya! The mission is now a success!
[16:07] Narrator
    And so the world was at peace.
[16:11] Damian
    Don't get a big head.
[16:16] Becky
    What's their problem?
    Ugh! They make me so mad!
[16:18] Anya
    That didn't go as planned.
    The world is in peril.
[16:22] Becky
    Let's go, Anya.
[16:30] Becky
    Let's go, Starlight Anya.
[16:33] Anya
    Yup.
[16:35] Becky
    Ugh, what a pain.
[16:40] Boy student C
    Ha. That's hilarious.
[16:43] Boy student D
    Who does she think she is?
[16:46] Boy student D
    She keeps showing off her stupid badge.
[16:49] Boy student C
    Who actually comes to school wearing it?
[16:53] Girl student C
    Who would believe such a violent
    girl actually rescued someone?
[16:58] Girl student D
    They say she saved a kid from drowning,
[17:00] Girl student D
    but she probably kicked him
    in and let him sink herself.
[17:03] Girl student C
    Oh, I could totally see that!
[17:05] Girl student D
    What if she actually paid the school
    a bunch of money for her Stella?
[17:08] Girl student E
    What? She doesn't look that rich to me.
[17:12] Anya
    Shock...
[17:15] Becky
    Don't even worry about it.
    They're all just jealous.
[17:19] Girl student F
    Hey, Damian. Wouldn't you agree?
[17:23] Girl student G
    She totally cheated, didn't she?
[17:25] Damian
    Do you really think we go
     to some third-rate school
[17:28] Damian
    that would hand out Stella by mistake?
    Or because someone was being underhanded?
[17:31] Damian
    Is that what you think?
[17:33] Girl student F
    Uh, no...
[17:36] Damian
    If you've got a problem with our school,
[17:38] Damian
    why don't you take the
    transfer exam for another one?
[17:40] Ewen
    He's so manly at times like this.
[17:44] Emile
    Gosh, he's cool.
[17:46] Damian
    The fact that she didn't cheat is why I'm so
    mad that this little shrimp got ahead of me.
[17:53] Becky
    Maybe he's more earnest than he looks.
[17:57] Instructor
    Let's begin class.
[18:09] Becky
    By the way,
[18:10] Becky
    have you decided what your
    reward's going to be,
[18:13] Becky
    An—Starlight Anya?
[18:16] Anya
    Reward?
[18:17] Becky
    Of course! Whenever you work
    really hard on tests or contests,
[18:21] Becky
    you're supposed to get a reward.
[18:23] Anya
    You mean I can get peanuts?
[18:25] Becky
    Come on, you should ask for
    something way more expensive.
[18:27] Becky
    After the test we had the other day,
[18:30] Becky
    I got them to buy me a cute
    little dress and a tiara!
[18:34] Becky
    But I mean...
[18:35] Becky
    I guess they haven't given me that much.
[18:40] Anya
    Is your family part of a secret
    organization that pulls the world's strings?
[18:44] Becky
    What are you talking about?
    They run a perfectly legitimate company.
[18:51] Anya
    Then Anya wants a castle.
[18:53] Becky
    That might be asking for too much.
[18:55] Becky
    Where would you even put it?
[18:58] Anya
    Then...
[18:59] Anya
    A year's worth of peanuts?
[19:01] Becky
    That shouldn't be a problem at all,
    but is that really what you want?
[19:08] Anya
    Rewards are difficult.
[19:10] Becky
    Well... I think the reward that made
    me the happiest is my little Wiesel.
[19:16] Becky
    Oh, that's my puppy! It's the cutest!
[19:20] (Flashback) Becky
    Come here, Weezy!
[19:23] Anya
    Mister Dog?
[19:30] Anya
    Do you have a dog, too, Second Son?
[19:33] Damian
    Huh? A dog?
[19:34] Becky
    What are you asking that jerk for?
[19:39] (Flashback) Damian
    Max!
[19:43] Damian
    Who cares?
[19:44] Damian
    Don't talk to me!
[19:50] Anya
    Anya has a doggy now, too.
[19:52] Anya as Damian
    All right! Let's see who's cuter, yours or my Max!
[19:55] Anya as Damian
    Bring it over to my place! And your dad, too!
[20:00] Anya as Donovan
    Well, hello, Mr. Forger.
[20:02] Anya as Loid
    Let's stop this war, Mr. Desmond.
[20:05] Narrator
    And so the world was at peace.
[20:09] Anya
    Heh.
[20:12] Loid
    You want a dog... as a reward?
[20:15] Anya
    Mm-hm.
[20:16] Anya
    Having a dog will bring peace.
[20:18] Loid
    Peace? Like peace of mind?
[20:21] Loid
    Hmm... Well, I was thinking 
    of buying you something.
[20:27] Yor
    Miss Anya...
[20:28] Yor
    Taking care of a living creature
    requires a lot of work.
[20:32] Yor
    It is a very big responsibility!
[20:34] Anya
    Responsibility...
[20:38] Loid
    A dog, huh? Yeah...
[20:42] Loid
    Let's discuss this a bit further.
[20:44] Yor
    Loid...
[20:45] Anya
    Papa!
[20:46] Loid
    A properly trained dog may prove
    useful in securing this house.
[20:52] Yor
    Dogs are so violent, though.
[20:55] Yor
    I'm so terribly worried that one
    might rip Miss Anya to shreds.
[21:00] Anya
    Anya would like a cute puppy, please, Papa.
[21:03] Anya
    A tiny one.
[21:04] Loid
    Huh? Sure, all right.
[21:10] Loid
    Ah, well. I'm sure we can find
    a small dog that's still capable.
[21:14] Loid
    I'll see if HQ can get us one later.
[21:17] Loid
    All right. Why don't we go
    to a pet shop this weekend?
[21:26] Smuggler A
    We get a buyer yet?
[21:29] Smuggler B
    Things are pretty tough right now.
[21:32] Smuggler B
    We got some punks who think
    they're revolutionaries.
[21:36] Smuggler A
    What, they gonna use 'em as bomb dogs?
[21:39] Smuggler A
    These little guys sure have it rough,
[21:41] Smuggler A
    getting tinkered with just so they can
    end up as toys for some humans.
[21:51] Smuggler B
    Shut up! If you want food, quit yer yappin'!
[21:54] Smuggler A
    They sure don't look that smart.
[21:59] Smuggler A
    Do Numbers Three and Five look weaker to you?
[22:02] Smuggler B
    Hell if I know. Who cares?
[22:07] Smuggler A
    God, it always reeks in here.
[22:10] Smuggler B
    Yeah, let's get the hell outta here.
[22:20] Anya
    Anya wants this one...
[22:22] Anya
    Or this one!
[22:23] Yor
    Oh, thank goodness. They look very weak.
SIGN    PENGUIN PARK

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[00:02] Narrator
    The capitol of Ostania, Berlint.
[00:08] Narrator
    This old woman is a contact for
    Westalis's intelligence agency, WISE.
[00:30] Narrator
    This man's name is Loid Forger,
[00:33] Narrator
    otherwise known by his code name, Twilight.
[00:36] Narrator
    His occupation: spy.
[00:39] Narrator
    It appears as though, on top of the current
    important mission he is conducting,
[00:43] Narrator
    he's been given another.
[00:58] Old woman
    This has been my life for decades now.
[01:01] Old woman
    Every day remains the same,
    and peace is fleeting.
[01:05] Old woman
    Will we ever see a day
[01:07] Old woman
    when we're not needed anymore?
[03:01] Loid
    Mission complete.
[03:05] Contact
    Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Twilight.
[03:09] Contact
    We thank you for completing
    that mission so quickly.
[03:13] Contact
    How goes Operation Strix?
[03:16] Narrator
    That is his top-priority mission to maintain
    peace between the East and the West.
[03:22] Narrator
    That mission...
[03:26] Loid
    It's going smoothly.
[03:27] Loid
    I have secured both a wife and child.
[03:30] Narrator
    ...is meant to bring the enemy
    country's plans for war to light,
[03:33] Narrator
    establish a family in said country,
    and infiltrate a certain academy.
[03:40] Contact
    Very good. Not standing out is
    an iron-clad rule for a spy.
[03:43] Contact
    Continue acting as a
    completely mundane family.
[03:46] Loid
    I know.
[03:48] Contact
    Did you quit smoking?
[03:50] Loid
    Well, I have a child now.
[03:54] Narrator
    And thus, the Forgers came
    to be without issue, but...
[04:00] Yor
    Loid did mention that he
    was going to be late,
[04:03] Yor
    so why don't we eat out tonight?
[04:05] Anya
    Yep.
[04:06] Yor
    Doctors sure are busy. It must be difficult.
[04:12] Anya
    Papa is not actually a doctor.
[04:15] Narrator
    His daughter, Anya, whom he just happened
    to adopt from an orphanage...
[04:20] Anya
    Papa's real job is a spy.
[04:22] Anya
    Today, he went to take down an arms dealer.
[04:25] Narrator
    ...is an Esper who can read minds.
[04:30] Anya
    I bring you my dish!
[04:31] Yor
    Thank you very much, Miss Anya.
[04:34] Yor
    Hmm... It's just not washing off...
[04:38] Narrator
    His wife, Yor, who agreed to this arrangement
    because of a common interest...
[04:43] Yor
    I can still smell the blood
    from yesterday's kill.
[04:46] Narrator
    ...is a hardcore assassin.
[04:48] Narrator
    A spy, a telepath, and an assassin.
[04:52] Narrator
    The three decided to live under one roof
[04:54] Narrator
    for their own reasons while
    concealing their true identities,
[04:57] Narrator
    and so their less-than-mundane
    family life continues on.
SIGN    PENGUIN PARK
[05:02] Loid
    I keep getting all these extra missions
    every day, on top of Operation Strix.
[05:07] Loid
    HQ must be in dire straits
    over the personnel shortage.
[05:12] Loid
    When I get home, I have my
    pretend family to deal with.
[05:15] Loid
    I am an agent. Therefore,
    my soul has no time to rest.
[05:22] Wife A
    Hey, don't you think the husband
    across the hall must be in trouble?
[05:27] Wife A
    It's supposed to be a day off, but he's
    working late into the night again.
[05:31] Loid
    They're our neighbors...
[05:33] Wife B
    And they have a little child.
    That poor, neglected thing.
[05:37] Wife C
    I rarely see the three of them together.
[05:40] Wife B
    He's probably off cheating somewhere!
[05:42] Wife B
    How awful!
[05:43] Wife A
    Maybe he actually got fired,
    and he can't bring himself to go home.
[05:48] Loid
    I was careless.
[05:50] Loid
    I was so consumed by my other missions
[05:52] Loid
    that I neglected playing
    the role of the father well.
[05:57] Loid
    Even the slightest suspicion or mistrust
    from those around us in a deception operation
[06:01] Loid
    can be detrimental.
[06:03] Loid
    I must do everything I can
    to remedy this situation.
[06:06] Loid
    A threat to our family is
    a threat to the world!
[06:10] Loid
    We're going out next weekend!
[06:15] Loid
    The three of us will have a good time.
    Where do we want to go?
[06:19] Loid
    Oh? Is that a penguin, Anya?
[06:22] Loid
    I know. Let's go to the aquarium.
[06:25] Yor
    Um... You seem exhausted.
    Why not get some rest?
[06:30] Loid
    Yor, in order for our pretend
    marriage to continue,
[06:33] Loid
    we must do everything we can to
    seem like a normal, happy family.
[06:37] Loid
    So look forward to the weekend!
[06:40] Anya
    So exciting!
[06:42] Loid
    I need to take care of all of
    my other missions before then.
[06:55] Loid
    Well... let's go.
[06:58] Yor
    Loid, perhaps you really
    should get some rest.
[07:01] Loid
    I'm perfectly fine.
[07:03] Wife C
    Oh, if it isn't the Forgers.
[07:05] Wife C
    It's so rare to see all of you together.
[07:09] Loid
    We're about to go enjoy some
    time together at the aquarium.
[07:12] Loid
    Isn't that exciting, Anya?
[07:14] Wife D
    I see...
[07:16] Loid
    We need to show our neighbors
    what a happy family we are
[07:19] Loid
    so they don't ever suspect
    that we're a pretend family.
[07:24] Anya
    My papa, who is taking us on an ooting,
[07:26] Anya
    and my mama, who is very kind to
    my papa, are both very good people.
[07:30] Anya
    I think our family is completely normal.
[07:34] Loid
    That sounded more like an explanation
    than anything else, but good enough.
[07:39] Loid
    Now, then...
[07:41] Loid
    If you'll excuse us.
[07:43] Anya
    Please wait, Papa, who is a
    very good and normal person!
[07:49] Anya
    Ba-donk ka-chonk!
[07:54] Loid
    Another summons?
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[07:58] Loid
    I'm going to go buy us some drinks.
[08:00] Yor
    All right.
[08:06] Old woman
    Agent Twilight, we've got another
    additional mission for you tod—
[08:10] Loid
    I cannot.
[08:14] Old Woman
    This is straight from WISE HQ—
[08:16] Loid
    I cannot. Today is a very
    important day for Operation Strix.
[08:20] Anya
    Papa!
[08:21] Anya
    We need to hurry, or the
    aquarium will go out of business!
[08:25] Loid
    Don't worry, they just remodeled the place.
[08:27] Loid
    Just wait patiently.
[08:29] Loid
    There you have it.
[08:30] Loid
    Anyway, I'll take one coffee, one juice—
[08:32] Old woman
    Hang on! Did you say "aquarium"?
[08:34] Old woman
    Splendid, Agent Twilight.
[08:37] Old woman
    The location of this mission just
    happens to be Berlint Aquarium!
[08:41] Old woman
    I am blown away at how prepared you are!
[08:43] Loid
    No, really. This was a coincidence.
[08:45] Loid
    Could I get that coffee and juice now?
[08:47] Old woman
    There will be some intel
     traded at the aquarium—
[08:50] Loid
    My coffee and juice, please.
[08:52] Old woman
    Listen to me carefully, Twilight.
[08:53] Old woman
    This intel contains instructions from another
     country for making a new chemical weapon.
[08:58] Old woman
    If terrorists get their
    hands on this information,
[09:01] Old woman
    many will perish in our country!
[09:11] Anya
    So many... fishies!
[09:14] Anya
    An octopus!
[09:15] Anya
    Starfish.
[09:17] Anya
    A tiny shark!
[09:19] Yor
    She looks like she's having fun.
[09:21] Yor
    Loid...
[09:22] Yor
    You look so pale. Are you all right?
[09:26] Loid
    I ended up taking the mission.
[09:29] Loid
    But we did successfully show the
    neighbors how well we get along.
[09:34] Loid
    As long as I can get through
    this separate mission...
[09:37] Wife A
    Oh, if it isn't the Forgers
    from across the hall.
[09:40] Wife A
    What a coincidence.
[09:42] Yor
    Oh, hello.
[09:43] Loid
    You can't... be serious!
[09:45] Wife A
    We just got here, too.
[09:47] Loid
    Now I definitely can't relax.
[09:50] Loid
    Actually, we just need
    to shoo them off, and—
[09:52] Yor
    Would you like to join us?
[09:54] Loid
    Yor!
[09:55] Wife A
    What a great idea.
[09:57] Anya
    Papa is funny.
[09:59] Yor
    If we want to appear normal,
[10:01] Yor
    we need to keep up a good
    relationship with our neighbors.
[10:04] Loid
    Very well, then.
[10:06] Loid
    I'll take care of this mission immediately,
    and then return to weekend mode.
[10:09] Old woman
    According to our intel,
[10:12] (Flashback) Old woman
    they smuggled in a capsule containing
    film by making a penguin swallow it.
[10:18] (Flashback) Loid
    Why a penguin?
[10:20] (Flashback) Old woman
    It was brought in sometime
    yesterday at an unknown time.
[10:22] (Flashback) Old woman
    The recipient has not appeared yet.
[10:24] (Flashback) Old woman
    You must retrieve the goods before the
    enemy organization does, no matter what!
[10:29] Loid
    Why don't we check out the penguin exhibit?
    It seems to be the main attraction.
[10:32] Wife A and B
    Okay.
[10:33] Anya
    I like penguins! I wanna see!
[10:38] Announcer
    Welcome to the world's biggest penguin park!
[10:43] Anya
    P-P-P-Penguins!
[10:45] Announcer
    Our most recommended
    attraction at this aquarium
[10:49] Announcer
    is our adorable underwater show
    that stars 200 penguins!
[10:50] Loid
    Exactly which penguin is my target?
[10:53] Loid
    There's no time to check
    each and every penguin.
[10:57] Loid
    I'd have a better chance of stopping the
    terrorist from obtaining the film...
[11:01] Loid
    No... Since I don't know when
    the recipient is going to show up,
[11:06] Loid
    that'll be difficult, as well.
[11:08] Loid
    I won't be able to keep an eye
    on all of these penguins alone.
[11:14] Loid
    What am I going to do?
[11:15] Loid
    There has to be something...
[11:17] Loid
    They must've marked the penguin somehow
    to tell it apart from the others.
[11:20] Anya
    Papa is troubled.
[11:23] Yor
    Loid is so enthusiastic. I guess he lets
    his inner child out sometimes, too.
[11:31] Man's voice A
    Hey, that fish looks tasty.
[11:32] Woman's voice
    Wait, where did my kid go?!
[11:34] Man's voice B
    I hope my girlfriend stops being so angry.
[11:42] Penguin's voice A
    Fish...
[11:43] Anya
    It's hard to read the minds of penguins.
[11:44] Penguin's voice B
    Let's play.
[11:46] Penguin's voice C
    I'mma eat some fish.
[11:47] Penguin's voice D
    I'm hungry.
[11:48] Penguin's voice E
    Come over here.
[11:52] Anya
    Papa, that penguin looks like it can't breathe.
[11:57] Loid
    It's drinking a lot of water
    only to spit it all back out.
[12:00] Loid
    It's possible there's something
    stuck in its throat.
[12:03] Loid
    This is definitely worth investigating.
[12:06] Loid
    Sorry. I'm going to go buy
    some drinks real quick.
[12:10] Yor
    Loid... His exhaustion must
    be making him so thirsty.
[12:15] Chief
    Hey! Where's the new guy
    we're supposed to get today?
[12:17] Chief
    He's this late on his first day?
[12:19] Loid
    Sorry I'm late!
[12:21] Chief
    What's wrong with you young'uns today?
[12:25] Chief
    I'll show you how to feed
    the penguins. Follow me.
[12:28] Loid
    Yes, sir!
[12:30] Loid
    The fastest way to get closer to the target
    penguin without causing a commotion
[12:33] Loid
    is to disguise myself as
    one of the aquarists.
SIGN    Agent Twilight's Specialty: Disguises
[12:40] Chief
    The first thing a newbie has to learn
    is all of the penguins' faces and names.
[12:45] Chief
    Did you memorize the roster?
[12:47] Loid
    Yes. I glanced through it
    quickly in the staff room.
[12:51] Chief
    You glanced through? You moron!
[12:53] Chief
    Even with me, it took two
    years to learn all 200...
[12:55] Loid
    Oh, Chief. You're about to step
    on poor Petilda behind you.
[13:03] Chief
    This is indeed Petilda.
[13:05] Loid
    This one is Pemas, and this is Pescar.
[13:10] Chief
    How can you tell, newbie?
[13:12] Loid
    Huh? Well, all of their patterns
    are completely different.
[13:16] Loid
    Their faces and heights, too.
[13:18] Chief
    Even I still mistake them
    every once in a while.
[13:21] Chief
    I can't believe this guy's
    observation skills and memory.
[13:24] Chief
    All right, then. Let's get to feeding them.
[13:27] Chief
    This way.
[13:31] Loid
    The penguin I spotted earlier is...
[13:35] Loid
    Right there. Parles, the emperor penguin.
[13:38] Loid
    I need to get to him immediately and...
[13:40] Loid
    Wh-Wha?!
[13:42] Loid
    I-I can't go any further.
[13:44] Chief
    We've got big eaters and fussy eaters.
[13:46] Chief
    Each penguin has unique
    eating habits, so pay attention.
[13:49] Loid
    I don't have time for this.
[13:51] Loid
    I need to hurry back, or the
    neighbors will be suspicious.
[13:54] Loid
    Chief!
[13:55] Loid
    Allow me to do the honors!
[13:56] Chief and Aquarist
    What?
[13:58] Loid
    I figured this out watching
    veteran aquarists...
[14:01] Loid
    The most important thing
    is how each penguin eats.
[14:04] Loid
    How much they eat, what kind of food it is,
[14:07] Loid
    and where each group is located.
[14:10] Loid
    As long as I can figure these things out...
[14:19] Loid
    Controlling the masses is mere child's play.
[14:23] Chief
    That's no ordinary newbie!
[14:28] Loid
    Uh-oh. Apparently Parles isn't very hungry.
[14:32] Loid
    He might be sick, so I'll take
    him to the treatment room.
[14:36] Loid
    If you'll excuse me for a bit.
[14:38] Chief
    S-Sure...
[14:41] Loid
    Sorry, little guy.
[14:46] Loid
    Bingo! There's something
    stuck in his throat.
[14:50] Loid
    Upon closer observation, it seems there's
    a mark on the bottom of his foot, too.
[14:54] Loid
    Just a second, little guy.
    I'll get it out for you.
[14:57] Man from Org
    You there.
[14:59] Man from Org
    What are you planning to
    do with that penguin?
[15:03] Loid
    He's not feeling well, so I'm
    taking him to the treatment room.
[15:06] Man from Org
    I see. Allow me to do that for you.
[15:09] Loid
    I'm terribly sorry. Only staff
    are allowed to handle them.
[15:14] Man from Org
    My apologies.
[15:17] Man from Org
    I'm a professor from Berlint University's
     marine biology research lab.
[15:22] Man from Org
    I'm in charge of the marine animals here.
[15:35] Loid
    This ID is fake.
[15:37] Loid
    It's not even well-made.
[15:40] Man from Org
    Who do you work for, you—
[15:43] Loid
    You're not getting away!
[15:46] Loid
    Hey, be still!
[15:47] Chief
    Hey, newbie!
[15:49] Chief
    Where are you taking that penguin?
[15:51] Chief
    The treatment room is that way!
[15:54] Loid
    I can't carelessly let him go without
    knowing how many enemies are here.
[16:00] Loid
    My top priority is retrieving this film.
[16:02] Loid
    I'll have to give up on chasing after him.
[16:09] Yor
    Oh, no... Now where did
    Miss Anya run off to?
[16:14] Man from Org
    I need to let my comrades
    outside know to kill that man,
[16:18] Man from Org
    and retrieve the film—
[16:22] Man from Org
    Who the hell are you?!
[16:23] Anya
    Mama! I'm being kidnapped!
[16:25] Yor
    Miss Anya?!
[16:27] Man from Org
    Let go of me!
[16:28] Man from Org
    What are you talking ab—
[16:30] Yor
    What do you think...
[16:33] Yor
    you're doing to my daughter?!
[16:36] Anya
    Wow.
[16:37] Yor
    Are you all right?
[16:39] Yor
    Oh, no. I definitely overdid it.
[16:43] Yor
    I hope he's not dead...
[16:45] Loid
    Wow.
[16:46] Narrator
    And so, Twilight was able to retrieve the film
[16:49] Narrator
    and get information about the enemy
    organization from the man they captured.
[16:54] Wife A
    You know, your husband
    hasn't come back at all.
[16:58] Wife A
    I'm telling you, he's cheating!
[17:00] Wife
    How awful!
[17:02] Yor
    Huh? That's not...
[17:04] Loid
    I'm sorry I took so long!
[17:07] Yor
    Loid!
[17:08] Loid
    Ta-da!
[17:09] Anya
    A penguin!
[17:11] Yor
    Oh, what a big stuffed penguin!
     Where did you get it?
[17:14] Loid
    It was a prize from the penguin name-guessing
     challenge they were doing over there.
[17:18] Loid
    I just had to get it for Anya,
     so I kept trying over and over.
[17:23] Loid
    Boy, it sure was difficult.
[17:25] Anya
    Papa is a liar. He actually got it in one try.
[17:31] Yor
    He got so worked up. How adorable.
[17:33] Wife A
    You're a better father than I thought.
[17:37] Wife A
    I'm impressed.
[17:39] Loid
    You flatter me.
[17:41] Loid
    I'm just a simple father trying
    not to stumble around too much
[17:44] Yor
    It's bigger than you, Miss Anya.
[17:47] Loid
    as I protect my happy little family.
[17:50] Wife A
    Now that I've gotten a closer look
    at you, you're quite handsome.
[17:54] Loid
    Looks like things are going
    to work out here, too.
[17:58] Loid
    But I'm absolutely done with
    all this excessive overwork.
[18:03] Loid
    I'm going to file a complaint to
    HQ and request a long vaca—
[18:10] Loid
    No...
[18:12] Loid
    Maintaining a world where
    children don't cry...
[18:14] Loid
    A world with no war...
[18:17] Loid
    That is my duty.
[18:19] Loid
    I have no time to stand by idly.
[18:21] Anya
    Papa! The dolphin show is gonna start!
[18:24] Loid
    Sorry, could you walk a little slower?
[18:29] Newbie aquarist
    What?! You want me to be the chief?!
[18:31] Newbie aquarist
    But why?!
[18:33] Chief
    I have nothing more to teach you.
[18:43] Chimera (Anya)
    I am Director Chimera, the boss
    of the secret organization P2.
[18:47] Chimera
    So you're the new recruit, eh?
[18:51] Penguin (Anya)
    I am called Penguin, please,
    and I come from the aquarium.
[18:55] Penguin
    It is a pweasure to meet
    your acquaintenance.
[18:58] Chimera
    Indeed.
[18:59] Chimera
    Agent Anya, you know what to do.
[19:02] Anya
    Yep!
[19:10] Chimera
    We have a ritual in which we both
    eat the halves of a split peanut.
[19:14] Chimera
    Once you have completed this task,
[19:16] Chimera
    you will be officially recognized
    as a member of this organization.
[19:22] Anya
    Om...
[19:24] Chimera
    Starting today, you will be
    known as Agent Penguinman.
[19:28] Chimera
    Do your best for peace.
[19:30] Penguin
    Yep.
[19:32] Chimera
    Agent Anya, show our new
    agent around our hideout.
[19:38] Anya
    Okey-dokey!
[19:45] Anya
    This is our hideout's command room.
[19:48] Anya
    We gather intel from this machine every day.
SIGN    ° She watches cartoons
[19:52] Anya
    This is Agent Papa. He is a
    super-elite that can do anything.
[19:57] Loid
    Um... what? Is she pretending to be a spy?
[20:00] Anya
    This is Agent Mama.
[20:02] Anya
    She's strong, but fails at everything else.
[20:05] Yor
    Am I that much of a failure?!
[20:07] Anya
    They are Anya's trusted lackeys.
[20:10] Anya
    Okay, onward to the next spot.
[20:16] Yor
    It looks like Miss Anya has taken
    quite a liking to that plushie.
[20:20] Loid
    Mm...
[20:25] Anya
    This is the bathroom!
[20:27] Anya
    You can heal your wounds from battle here.
[20:34] Anya
    This is Anya's room. I train in here every day.
SIGN    ° She studies
[20:46] Anya
    And...
[20:48] Anya
    The most top-secret spots in our hideout.
[20:52] Anya
    Papa's room and Mama's room!
[20:55] Anya
    Be on your guard.
[20:57] Anya
    If you discover the secret of
    these rooms, you won't leave alive.
[21:00] Anya
    We might find the ultimate knife,
    or the ultimate bomb!
[21:11] Anya
    Now, then...
[21:12] Loid
    Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[21:15] Loid
    How many times have I told you not
    to go in there without permission?!
[21:20] Loid
    Er, it's just, there's a lot of dangerous things
    in there, like scissors and heaters.
[21:24] Loid
    Honestly, there are far more
    dangerous things in there.
[21:26] Yor
    Yes, you shouldn't go in mine, either.
[21:29] Yor
    My room has poisoned needles and such.
[21:31] Anya
    Papa and Mama, I hate you both!
[21:34] Anya
    Anya's gonna run away from home!
[21:37] Loid
    Not good. At this rate,
    Operation Strix is going to collapse!
[21:42] Loid
    What should I do?
[21:47] Loid
    A-Agent Anya!
[21:49] Loid
    There's no time for crying!
    World peace is on the line!
[21:53] Loid
    L-Let's wrap up the tour of the hideout
    and head out for our next mission!
[21:58] Yor
    Y-Yes! Let's go beat the bad guys!
[22:05] Anya
    Okay! Follow me, you two!
[22:07] Anya
    The bad guys have taken over
    the candy store on 2nd Street.
[22:10] Anya
    Let's go save them!
[22:12] Loid and Yor
    Huh?
[22:16] Anya
    Be careful.
[22:17] Anya
    The enemy might have set traps.
[22:20] Loid
    W-Well done, Agent Anya.
[22:20] Townsperson 2
    What is that?
[22:22] Townsperson 3
    Aw, what a sweet family.
[22:25] Loid
    A spy must not stand out...
[22:30] Narrator
    Later on, Anya's mood improved
    after they bought her a snack,
[22:34] Narrator
    and peace was restored
    to the Forger household.

E13 - Project Apple
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[00:01] Narrator
    In an era in which the nations of
    the world were waging a fierce war
[00:04] Narrator
    of information just out of sight,
[00:06] Narrator
    two countries were at odds with each other:
[00:08] Narrator
    Ostania, in the east,
[00:11] Narrator
    and Westalis, in the west.
[00:13] Narrator
    In order to keep an eye on the actions of
    a leading figure in Ostania's government,
[00:17] Narrator
    Westalis set Operation Strix in motion.
[00:21] Narrator
    The skilled agent, Twilight, who has
    been tasked with this operation,
[00:25] Narrator
    had succeeded in completing phase one:
    creating a pretend family,
[00:28] Narrator
    and enrolling his daughter in
    the prestigious Eden College.
[00:34] Narrator
    The father, a spy...
[00:36] Narrator
    The mother, an assassin...
[00:39] Narrator
    The daughter, a telepath...
[00:41] Narrator
    The mission that involves these three
[00:43] Narrator
    hiding their true identities
    from each other continues.
[00:45] Narrator
    And now, after successfully gaining
    one of the eight Stella required
[00:50] Narrator
    to become an Imperial Scholar,
[00:53] Narrator
    the mission has moved into phase two:
[00:55] Narrator
    making the necessary progress
    to attend the social gathering
[00:58] Narrator
    that their target, Donovan Desmond,
    will be attending.
[02:43] Keith
    All right. We're all set.
[02:47] Keith
    Let's begin.
[02:50] Announcer
    And now for our next story.
[02:52] Announcer
    Yesterday afternoon, Foreign Minister
    Brantz and his entourage from Westalis
[02:56] Announcer
    arrived at Berlint Airport.
[02:59] Announcer
    At the ministerial conference tonight,
[03:02] Announcer
    they will begin coordinating for the
    summit between East and West...
[03:16] Yor
    Are you all right?!
[03:18] Loid
    Hey.
[03:19] Loid
    Slow down and eat.
[03:22] Anya
    Fanks for the food!
[03:24] Anya
    Papa, Mama, hurry it up already!
[03:29] Loid
    What are we going to do with her?
[03:31] Yor
    Well, it's no surprise she's excited.
SIGN    PROJECT APPLE
[03:34] Yor
    Since today's the day...
[03:38] Anya
    Woof, woof, woof-woof...
[03:40] Anya
    Woof, woof, woof-woof...
[03:42] Yor
    You're so excited, Miss Anya.
[03:45] Anya
    Does Mister Dog eat peanuts?
[03:48] Loid
    You probably shouldn't give one too many.
[03:51] Anya
    Boo...
[03:52] Yor
    Let's make sure to give the
    doggies what they like.
[03:54] Loid
    Our outing today is actually
    for Operation Strix.
[03:58] Loid
    Our destination: a pet shop.
[04:02] Loid
    We're here.
[04:05] Loid
    This is because Anya said she wanted a
    dog as her reward for earning a Stella.
[04:11] Loid
    Until she gets eight Stella and
    I get into that social gathering,
[04:14] Loid
    I need to keep her motivation high,
    no matter what.
[04:16] Anya
    Reward, reward! Woof, woof, woof-woof!
[04:21] Pet shop owner
    Welcome.
[04:27] Pet shop owner
    Well, what do you think, sir?
[04:29] Pet shop owner
    We've made sure to properly
    train all of our dogs.
[04:33] Loid
    This is a pet shop that works with
    our agency, and sells war dogs.
[04:37] Loid
    I figured if we're going to get a dog,
[04:38] Loid
    we'd be best off with a guard
    dog for safety reasons, but...
[04:43] Loid
    Don't they look very smart and cute,
[04:45] Loid
    Anya?
[04:51] Loid
    That's a no!
[04:52] Loid
    She clearly doesn't want any of them!
[04:55] Doberman
    Me strong.
[04:55] Loid
    Don't you have any that are a bit 
    smaller and at least a little cute?
[04:56] Pitbull
    Gots big muscles.
[04:58] Pet shop owner
    Hmm... I guess I could ask a breeder I know.
[04:59] Anya
    Anya doesn't like any of them.
[05:00] Yor
    Oh, yes, they do look a bit mean.
[05:06] Pet shop owner
    Apparently, a shelter is having
    an adoption event right now.
[05:10] Loid
    Then we'll just head over there.
[05:16] Loid
    A new order?
[05:20] Loid
    Sorry, I suddenly have a stomachache.
[05:24] Loid
    You two go ahead to
    the shelter by the station.
[05:26] Loid
    I'm going to find a bathroom.
[05:28] Yor
    Huh? Are you all right?
    We can wait right here.
[05:31] Anya
    Papa takes a really long time when he goes to
     the shitter to shit, so we should probably go.
[05:35] Yor
    I-Is that so?
[05:37] Yor
    All right...
[05:38] Loid
    You need to watch your mouth, young lady.
[05:41] Loid
    An excellent assist,
    but at the same time... yeah.
[05:46] Loid
    Wait... You didn't say anything about
    taking me all the way to headquarters.
[05:50] Loid
    If I take too long, my family
    will get suspicious.
[05:53] Senior Agent
    If you've got a problem,
    take it up with Handler.
[05:55] Senior Agent
    This is an emergency summons.
[05:59] Loid
    A plot to assassinate Foreign Minister Brantz?
[06:02] Senior Agent
    They're probably targeting tonight's summit.
[06:04] Senior Agent
    The ones believed to be behind this
    are a group of isolationists
[06:09] Senior Agent
    who attend Berlint University.
[06:11] Senior Agent
    Apparently, the Secret Police
    also had their eyes on them.
[06:14] Senior Agent
    We just happened to apprehend one of
    them who was hanging around the embassy.
[06:17] Senior Agent
    We're currently interrogating him.
[06:20] Senior Agent
    But he won't tell us where his
    friends are or anything else.
[06:23] Loid
    And that's why I was called in?
[06:26] Senior Agent
    Being both a papa and an agent...
    Must be tough balancing the two.
[06:31] Loid
    Being a father is part of the mission.
[06:34] Loid
    But I guess the times are changing...
[06:37] Loid
    To think that a child like
    him could be a terrorist.
[06:47] Kris
    Keep coming back all you want.
    I'm never gonna talk.
[06:49] Kris
    I won't sell out my comrades.
[06:53] Sylvia
    That's quite all right.
    You're no longer necessary.
[06:56] Sylvia
    We've captured your leader, after all.
[07:05] Kris
    Keith?!
[07:07] Fake Keith
    I-It was him!
[07:09] Fake Keith
    He planned all this!
[07:11] Fake Keith
    We were tricked into helping him!
[07:14] Fake Keith
    You gotta believe me!
    I didn't do anything wrong!
[07:15] Kris
    Uh, Keith? What are you...
[07:17] Fake Keith
    I'll tell you anything you want!
     Just let me go!
[07:20] Member C
    Shut up and keep walking.
[07:24] Kris
    He just...
[07:26] Kris
    Is he really gonna put this all on me?
[07:28] Sylvia
    Some comrade.
[07:31] Sylvia
    Well, it doesn't really matter to
    us which one of you is the leader.
[07:35] Sylvia
    We only care about which one
    gives us the intel we need.
[07:39] Sylvia
    Now, what do we do with you?
[07:42] Kris
    Wait, it's not me! He's the leader!
[07:44] Kris
    I'm not lying! He's the one...
    who proposed the plan...
[07:49] Sylvia
    I'd love to hear more.
[07:53] Kris
    Keith planned out all of it.
[07:55] Senior Agent
    Thank goodness we had some footage
    of Keith's past activities.
[07:55] Kris
    I just went along with it.
[07:57] Kris
    I'll tell you what I know about
    the other members, too.
[08:00] Kris
    First, there's Kurt, who's in
    the same program as Keith.
[08:00] Fake Keith & Loid
    It's impossible for me to perfectly
    play the role based on such a short video.
[08:03] Kris
    There's also a handful of guys
    from the psych program.
[08:05] Fake Keith & Loid
    If we were dealing with a pro,
    he would've been on to us.
[08:06] Kris
    I don't usually talk to them,
    so I don't know their names.
[08:09] Kris
    There's also Kevin and Kim
    from the engineering program.
[08:13] Kris
    Those are all the guys I know.
[08:15] Kris
    Our hideouts are a warehouse
    near the university
[08:18] Kris
    and the second floor of a bar on 11th Street.
[08:21] Sylvia
    Exactly how were you going to
    carry out the assassination?
[08:27] Kris
    Dogs.
[08:29] Kris
    I don't know exactly how many...
[08:31] Kris
    But the plan was to strap bombs
    onto a dozen or so dogs
[08:35] Kris
    and have them ambush him
    while he was on the move.
[08:39] Sylvia
    Bomb dogs?
[08:41] Senior Agent
    Not good. It's not gonna be
    easy stopping trained dogs.
[08:45] Loid
    But that's impossible.
[08:47] Loid
    Giving a war dog proper special training
[08:49] Loid
    costs just about as much as
    a small missile per dog.
[08:53] Loid
    I can't imagine ordinary students
    being able to afford that.
[08:57] Senior Agent
    Either they have someone from
    the far right backing them,
[09:00] Senior Agent
    or there's a sympathizer from a third power.
[09:05] Sylvia
    As you heard, we've got quite
    the problem on our hands.
[09:09] Sylvia
    In order to stop this terrorist attack,
    we'll have to make the first move.
[09:13] Loid
    Could we not have the summit canceled?
[09:15] Sylvia
    Doubtful. The Eastern government
    has a reputation to uphold.
[09:19] Sylvia
    Though I'm sure the opposition
     would be thrilled.
[09:22] Sylvia
    Casually leak this information
    to the ruling party.
[09:25] Sylvia
    I'm sure they'll also want to
    avoid any pointless trouble.
[09:28] Senior Agent
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:30] Sylvia
    Sorry, but we'll need your
    help for a bit longer.
[09:33] Loid
    Understood.
[09:34] Sylvia
    Relations between the East
    and West are on thin ice.
[09:37] Sylvia
    Regardless of whether the
    assassination is a success or not,
[09:40] Sylvia
    if this becomes public,
    the ice may finally break.
[09:44] Sylvia
    We're going to stop them, whatever it takes.
[09:55] Terrorist F
    I'm gonna go buy some coffee.
[09:57] Terrorist F
    Wait here.
[09:58] Terrorist F
    You better behave, pups.
[10:02] Terrorist G
    Well, these dogs are definitely smart,
[10:04] Terrorist G
    even if they're up there in years already.
[10:18] Mother
    Hey!
[10:19] Child
    Yay!
[10:20] Mother
    You'll trip if you run like that!
[10:23] Terrorist G
    Hey, damn it!
[10:29] Mother
    Hey, where'd this dog come from?!
[10:29] Child
    No! He's gonna eat me!
[10:35] Passerby A
    Whoa, that sign fell.
[10:36] Passerby C
    That startled me.
[10:37] Passerby B
    That sure was a close one, kid.
[10:39] Child
    Did you just save me?
[10:42] Child
    Thanks.
[10:44] Bond
    Borf.
[10:44] Terrorist G
    Er, sorry about my dog, ma'am.
[10:47] Terrorist G
    Don't go running off
    like that, you dumb mutt!
[10:49] Terrorist F
    What's wrong?
[10:50] Terrorist G
    This stupid dog just bolted on me.
[10:53] Terrorist G
    Are these dogs really gonna work?
[10:55] Terrorist F
    Not like we can change our plan now.
[10:58] Terrorist F
    We got the area all checked out
    and ready, so let's head back.
[11:02] Terrorist F
    We'll be in a world of hurt if we piss off Keith.
[11:15] Yor
    So this is an adoption event.
    It's bigger than I had imagined.
[11:20] Yor
    I wonder why Loid didn't bring us here first.
[11:25] Anya
    Tiny doggies!
[11:27] Anya
    Kitties!
[11:29] Anya
    Bunnies!
[11:31] Yor
    Oh! You mustn't, Miss Anya! You'll get lost!
[11:35] Yor
    Listen carefully.
[11:36] Yor
    Promise me you won't leave
    this area with the doggies.
[11:40] Anya
    Okay.
[11:42] Yor
    Oh... That dachshund is adorable!
    Its legs are so short!
[11:47] Anya
    It's cute even with stubby legs?
[11:50] Anya
    Does that mean Anya's cute, too?
[11:52] Anya
    A Chihuahua!
[11:54] Anya
    A Pomeranyan!
[11:56] Anya
    Huff, huff, huff...
[11:57] Staff
    Are you looking for a dog to adopt?
[12:00] Yor
    Is there a breed that's easy to keep?
[12:02] Anya
    Huff, huff, huff...
[12:08] Anya
    What a big Mister Dog.
[12:19] Anya
    Anya's family?
[12:22] Terrorist G
    What's wrong now? Come on, start walking!
[12:26] Anya
    Was that... Mister Dog's thoughts?
[12:33] Staff
    Toy poodles rarely shed, so cleaning
     up after them is a breeze.
[12:39] Anya
    Mama! There is a doggy that
    knows about our family!
[12:43] Yor
    What are you talking about, dear?
[12:49] Staff
    If you're looking for smaller breeds,
    Shih Tzus are very friendly.
[12:58] Anya
    Just for a little bit...
[13:02] Anya
    A shop?
[13:08] Anya
    Where did Mister Dog go?
[13:18] Anya
    Mister Dog...
[13:26] Anya
    Who are you?
[13:30] Keith
    You better not have done
    anything to draw attention.
[13:34] Terrorist G
    D-Don't worry.
[13:35] Terrorist G
    There were people with dogs everywhere
    because of the adoption event.
[13:40] Keith
    It's finally time.
[13:42] Keith
    If this plan with the
    bomb dogs is a success,
[13:45] Keith
    the façade between the East and
    the West will finally come down.
[13:50] Keith
    In order to restore Ostania
    to its former glory...
[13:53] Keith
    We'll just have Foreign Minister Brantz
     become the catalyst for war.
[13:59] Keith
    We're going to bring down those
    arrogant pigs of the West.
[14:02] Terrorists
    Bring them down!
[14:04] Anya
    B-Bad guys?!
[14:07] Anya
    This is the bad guys' house!
[14:17] Kurt
    Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?
[14:20] Kurt
    This little brat heard everything!
[14:22] Terrorist A
    Wait, are you serious? Who is that?
[14:25] Terrorist G
    Uh... Wh-What do we do?
[14:28] Kurt
    Whoa, there!
[14:29] Keith
    What are we gonna do? Well...
[14:33] Keith
    We'll just have to take care of her.
[14:43] Terrorist A
    Yo, Keith, come on. She's just a little kid.
[14:48] Keith
    If she tattles to her parents,
    our plan will be ruined.
[14:53] Keith
    Kurt, keep her mouth shut.
[15:05] Anya
    Mister Dog!
[15:07] Terrorist G
    Damn it... He's not listening again!
[15:09] Terrorist F
    Maybe this one was a dud.
[15:14] Terrorist E
    You picked the wrong guy to borf at.
[15:16] Terrorist E
    I'll shut you up for good.
[15:23] Anya
    Shock!
[15:29] Terrorist E
    This little...
[15:30] Keith
    Don't. Don't damage the goods.
[15:33] Terrorist G
    But we need to shut him up.
[15:36] Terrorist F
    That's no problem.
[15:38] Terrorist F
    No one's gonna pay it any mind
    if they hear a dog barking today.
[15:43] Yor
    Miss Anya? Where did you go?!
[15:47] Yor
    Um, pardon me.
[15:48] Yor
    Did you happen to see a little
    girl who looks like this?
[15:51] Patron A
    Dunno...
[15:52] Patron B
    I can't say I have.
[16:07] Yor
    She's not here. She's nowhere in the venue...
[16:11] Yor
    Could it be... that she was eaten by a dog?!
[16:12] Anya
    Aaaaaa...
[16:15] Yor
    No, no, calm down, Yor.
    That is probably unlikely.
[16:20] Yor
    But then, could she have been...
[16:22] Yor
    kidnapped?!
[16:23] Announcer
    There have been a string of
    kidnappings in Central Ariane
[16:26] Announcer
    involving young women who were abducted
    and forced into marriage.
[16:28] Yor
    Oh, how frightening.
[16:31] Kidnapper
    I'll make you my bride.
[16:32] Anya
    Mrrrgh...
[16:37] Yor
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What should I do?!
[16:39] Yor
    Miss Anya will be forced to marry someone!
[16:41] Yor
    Of course this had to happen
    when Loid isn't here.
[16:44] Yor
    Oh, what do I do? Whatever shall I do?
[16:47] Yor
    Please hurry back from the bathroom, Loid!
[16:58] Sylvia
    All of the locations he offered
     up turned out to be duds.
[17:03] Sylvia
    How is it on your end?
[17:04] Loid
    Bingo.
[17:06] Loid
    There were two white vans
    rented here under the name
[17:09] Loid
    of one of the terrorists, Kevin Knowles.
[17:11] Loid
    The plate numbers are...
[17:13] Sylvia
    Excellent work. I'll have someone
    look into this immediately.
[17:16] Sylvia
    Oh, as for where they were getting the dogs,
[17:19] Sylvia
    one lead was particularly suspicious.
[17:23] Sylvia
    I'm sure even you've heard of it before...
[17:27] Sylvia
    Project Apple.
[17:30] Sylvia
    It was research done under the
    former government of Ostania,
[17:34] Sylvia
    to try to create animals with terrifyingly
    high IQ for military purposes.
[17:39] Loid
    I'm aware of it.
[17:40] Loid
    I heard they repeated some
    pretty reckless experiments,
[17:43] Loid
    but the government fell apart
    during their research,
[17:46] Loid
    and the project came to a standstill.
[17:47] Loid
    They say it ended with mediocre results
    that were far from their intended goal.
[17:51] Sylvia
    Correct. And then came rumors
    that the dogs and other animals
[17:55] Sylvia
    that were no longer needed ended up on
    the black market instead of being put down.
[17:59] Loid
    And you think the terrorists
    got a hold of them?
[18:03] Sylvia
    It's possible.
[18:05] Sylvia
    They may be the survivors
    of a failed experiment,
[18:08] Sylvia
    but they are probably still highly intelligent,
[18:10] Sylvia
    and well-trained dogs.
[18:15] Sylvia
    Be on your guard.
[18:16] Sylvia
    The unexpected may very likely happen.
[18:20] Keith
    Get away from the dog, you stupid brat.
[18:23] Keith
    Then I promise you'll at
    least die painlessly.
[18:40] Anya
    Phone?
[18:42] Keith
    Hey. If you don't hurry up...
[18:47] Terrorist F
    Man, that scared me.
[18:48] Terrorist D
    Who the hell's calling us right now?
[18:54] Terrorist D
    Hello?
[18:57] Terrorist D
    What? Seriously?
[18:59] Terrorist D
    Hey, Keith, we've got trouble!
[19:00] Terrorist D
    Apparently some suspicious guys
    showed up at two of our hideouts!
[19:04] Terrorist G
    D-Don't tell me it's the Secret Police...
[19:06] Terrorist C
    How?! Did someone leak info?
[19:09] Keith
    Tch. I haven't seen Kris all morning,
    so I kind of suspected, but...
[19:15] Terrorist A
    It was a good idea to move locations.
[19:17] Keith
    Nobody panic!
[19:19] Keith
    We're switching over to Plan B and...
[19:25] Keith
    Hey! Where'd the brat go?
[19:27] Kurt
    Huh? Wh-What the?!
[19:34] Anya
    Mister Dog is Anya's friend?
[19:37] Anya
    Wait, did you know the phone was
    going to ring before it did?
[19:42] Anya
    You...
[19:43] Anya
    can see the future?
[19:46] Anya
    Is it a telepath like me?
[19:54] Anya
    Mister Dog! Go into that building!
     Mama will save us!
[19:59] Anya
    No! Not that way!
[20:01] Anya
    Go back!
[20:06] Yor
    Miss Anya?!
[20:10] Keith
    What are you dumbasses doing?!
[20:12] Terrorist E
    We were distracted by the phone...
[20:13] Terrorist F
    Whatever. Who cares about her?
[20:16] Terrorist F
    We need to get the plan rolling.
[20:17] Keith
    You idiots! She's seen our faces!
[20:20] Keith
    Hey, Kurt, come with me!
[20:21] Keith
    We're taking one of the dogs, too.
[20:23] Terrorist F
    You're gonna go after her?
[20:25] Keith
    Tear that map off the wall.
    We're abandoning this hideout, too.
[20:28] Keith
    You guys get to the designated
    location and spread out.
[20:31] Terrorist C
    Got it.
[20:33] Anya
    Dog! Stop! Let me down!
[20:35] Anya
    Someone save me!
[20:38] Anya
    I'm being chased by bad guys!
[20:41] Passerby D
    What is that? How cute.
[20:43] Passerby E
    I wonder if she's playing tag.
[20:46] Anya
    Mister Dog runs so fast!
[20:50] Anya
    He's so fast, and...
[21:00] Anya
    So exciting!
[21:04] Anya
    Okay, Mister Dog!
[21:06] Anya
    Let's make a break for it and go
    right to the police ociffers!
[21:09] Anya
    Anya and Mister Dog...
[21:12] Anya
    are gonna solve this on our
    own and save the day!
[21:16] Anya
    And then... I'll be Starlight Anya again!
[21:35] Keith
    Thanks for saving us the trouble.
[21:36] Anya
    We're right back where we started!
[21:39] Anya
    Right face!
[21:45] Keith
    You're not getting away.
[21:48] Keith
    Do it. Make it quick.
[21:50] Kurt
    R-Right...
[21:57] Kurt
    No hard feelings, kid.
[22:17] Yor
    You won't get away with this,
[22:19] Yor
    Mr. Perverted Kidnapper!
[22:22] Yor
    It is far too early for
    Miss Anya to get married!
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[00:15] Yor
    You won't get away with this,
[00:17] Yor
    Mr. Perverted Kidnapper!
[00:19] Yor
    It is far too early for
    Miss Anya to get married!
[00:23] Yor
    Even I just got married this year!
[02:05] Anya
    Mama!
[02:07] Anya
    I was so scared!
[02:09] Yor
    There, there. You're all right now.
[02:11] Keith
    That's her mother?
[02:13] Keith
    Tch! Now we'll have to dispose of both of them.
[02:16] Keith
    Hey, pup! Rip out that woman's throat!
[02:25] Keith
    Hey, come back here!
[02:27] Anya
    Mama! I'm scared!
[02:30] Yor
    What? But you're safe now.
[02:32] Passerby
    What's going on? A fight?
[02:33] Keith
    Damn it. I can't have more people notice.
[02:37] Keith
    Come, you big-ass mutt!
[02:39] Keith
    Oh, damn it!
[02:41] Keith
    Fine!
[02:42] Yor
    Hey! Wait!
[02:46] Yor
    No... You mustn't leave
    Miss Anya alone again, Yor.
[02:57] Yor
    That should teach Mr. Kidnapper a lesson.
[03:01] Yor
    First, I should hand this
    man over to the police.
[03:05] Anya
    Are you okay, Mister Dog?
[03:07] Yor
    Who is that puppy?
[03:09] Anya
    Um...
[03:11] Yor
    What?! Terrorists and bomb puppies?!
[03:15] Yor
    Bombs?
[03:18] Yor
    He doesn't...
[03:21] Yor
    seem to have a bomb.
[03:22] Anya**
    Mister Dog here saved me.
[03:26] Yor
    Th-The most important thing is
    that you're safe, Miss Anya.
[03:30] Yor
    I was so worried.
[03:34] Anya
    Anya is sorry... that she ran
    off without permission.
[03:41] Yor
    Honestly...
[03:47] Yor
    I'll have to give you a stern
    talking-to when we get home.
[03:52] Yor
    A-Anyway, we need to report
    this to the police.
[03:57] Yor
    Miss Anya, do you happen to remember
    what the bad guys looked like,
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[04:01] Yor
    or perhaps parts of their conversation?
[04:03] Anya
    Um... I'll try real hard to remember!
[04:08] Yor
    And that's what happened.
[04:12] Yor
    Yes.
[04:14] Yor
    One is here next to me, unconscious.
[04:17] Yor
    Oh, no! I'm just a housewife
    that happened to pass by.
[04:25] Anya
    Mister Dog?
[04:29] Anya
    Are you... looking into the future again?
[04:41] Anya
    Papa's gone?
[04:47] Anya
    Where is this?
[04:59] Anya
    Papa!
[05:01] Newscaster
    Westalis condemns in the strongest terms
    the Ostanian government
[05:06] Newscaster
    regarding the incident with the
    minister and the extremists.
[05:08] Newscaster
    It is believed that a conflict between
    the East and West is now unavoidable.
[05:14] Anya
    That was from the future!
[05:18] Anya
    The future is in trouble! Papa is
    gonna die and peace will be over!
[05:23] Yor
    Now, now, Miss Anya! You mustn't
    be mean to the poor puppy.
[05:27] Yor
    Oh, nothing... Anyway...
[05:30] Anya
    Papa is going to die in an explosion.
[05:33] Anya
    I'll tell Mama and have her save him.
[05:37] Anya
    But I can't tell her about my powers.
[05:42] Anya
    Mister Dog...  Can we change
    the future if we try real hard?
[05:48] Anya
    Can you still run?
[05:51] Bond
    Borf!
[05:54] Anya
    Mama, I'm sorry. I just remembered something.
[05:58] Anya
    Papa forgot to take toilet
    paper to the potty with him!
[06:01] Yor
    Huh?
[06:01] Anya
    He might be in big trouble now, so I'm
    gonna go take him some toilet paper!
[06:08] Yor
    Miss Anya... Wait!
[06:11] Yor
    She ran off again...
[06:13] Yor
    Oh, I'm sorry. But that's the story.
[06:16] Yor
    Please make sure you arrest this man.
[06:19] Lady on phone
    Wai—
[06:21] Yor
    Miss Anya!
[06:24] Yor
    Miss Anya! Where did you go?
[06:31] Agent A
    Handler!
[06:33] Agent A
    We've intercepted a report
[06:35] Agent A
    of a terrorist sighted in an
    alley near Central Station.
[06:38] Agent A
    The physical description
    matches one of the students.
[06:42] Sylvia
    So they're on the move.
[06:44] Sylvia
    Have a team stand by on the suspected route
    they may take from the reported area.
[06:47] Sylvia
    We'll commandeer the white
    van that comes through.
[06:50] Sylvia
    It might be carrying explosives.
    Proceed with caution.
[07:01] Terrorist A
    How...
[07:10] Junior Agent
    Alpha Team here. We've secured the targets.
[07:13] Junior Agent
    Four members and three dogs.
[07:15] Junior Agent
    We also found a case
    possibly containing explosives.
[07:18] Bravo
    Bravo here.
[07:19] Bravo
    We've also captured three members.
[07:23] Bravo
    Our main target, Keith Kepler,
    is nowhere to be found.
[07:25] Bravo
    We will continue our search of the area.
[07:27] Keith
    They're onto us! Is that the Secret Police?
[07:31] Keith
    No, are they from the West?
[07:33] Keith
    What should I do?
[07:34] Keith
    I've only got two hours
    before the summit starts.
[07:37] Keith
    There's one more place where
    we have bombs hidden, but...
[07:41] Keith
    There's no other way! Even if
    I have to do this on my own!
[07:47] Junior Agent
    Spit it out!
[07:48] Junior Agent
    Where's the explosion site,
    and where's Keith?!
[07:51] Terrorist B
    My only answer to that is, "Eat shit."
[07:53] Terrorist B
    Go stick your head in a
    shitter, you putrid swine!
[07:57] Terrorist A
    Strike down the pigs from the West!
[07:59] Terrorists C & D
    Strike them down!
[08:01] Terrorists A, C & D
    Strike them down!
[08:03] Junior Agent
    You little punk...
[08:05] Sylvia
    Leave the howling to the dogs.
    You're making my ears hurt.
[08:13] Sylvia
    Hello there, students.
[08:15] Sylvia
    What exactly do you want?
[08:19] Terrorist B
    A war!
[08:20] Terrorist B
    The extermination of the
    West and Ostanian supremacy!
[08:25] Sylvia
    Have any of you actually
    killed a person before?
[08:29] Sylvia
    Have you ever been killed by anyone?
[08:32] Terrorist A
    Of course we haven't, you stupid bitch!
[08:34] Sylvia
    Have you ever lost a limb in an attack?
[08:38] Sylvia
    Have you ever heard bones being smashed?
[08:41] Sylvia
    Have you ever smelled festering flesh?
[08:46] Terrorist A
    What the hell are you
    talking about, you stupid hag?!
[08:48] Sylvia
    Have you ever seen your parents or siblings
[08:50] Sylvia
    crushed in a crumbling building,
     right before your eyes?
[08:53] Sylvia
    Have you ever seen a piece of your
    lover's flesh stuck to a wall?
[08:57] Sylvia
    Have you ever been so hungry,
    you tried to bite into a tree?
[09:02] Sylvia
    Have you ever stewed human flesh in a pot?
[09:06] Sylvia
    Have you ever had someone close
    to you deny your enemy's humanity
[09:09] Sylvia
    so they could continue the killing,
[09:10] Sylvia
    only to become so mentally
    broken after the conflict is over
[09:13] Sylvia
    that they weep with regret and shame,
[09:16] Sylvia
    vomit, and then eventually...
    take their own life?
[09:28] Sylvia
    Apparently, you've learned nothing
    of war at your university,
[09:34] Sylvia
    you utter children.
[09:37] Keith
    Listen up...
[09:39] Keith
    Once you catch the minister's scent,
    don't you dare lose sight of him.
[09:43] Keith
    I'm counting on you, pup.
[09:48] Keith
    But... the point where we were
    supposed to ambush him in Plan B
[09:51] Keith
    might've also been discovered,
    since those guys got caught.
[09:53] Keith
    Which would mean more guards in
    the area around the clock tower plaza,
[09:56] Keith
    making it useless.
[09:58] Keith
    Actually, in that case,
[10:00] Keith
    I'll just lure any bastards who try to get
    in my way into a trap and eliminate them!
[10:04] Keith
    Just you wait, you pigs!
[10:06] Keith
    I'll blow you all to smithereens!
[10:14] Sylvia
    All teams: investigate points B1 through B4.
[10:18] Sylvia
    Twilight, I'd like you to
    investigate the area around B1,
[10:21] Sylvia
    which will be the most probable target.
[10:24] Sylvia
    Stop them, no matter what.
[10:26] Loid
    I know, Handler.
[10:28] Loid
    I agree with you.
[10:30] Loid
    I am absolutely done...
[10:32] Loid
    with war.
[10:39] Anya
    Found it! It's where the pointy clock is!
[10:42] Anya
    That way, Mister Dog!
[10:45] Anya
    That's where Papa's gonna die!
[10:47] Anya
    We have to stop that!
[10:52] Newscaster
    Here in Central Berlint,
[10:54] Newscaster
    security is very tight due
    to the upcoming summit.
[10:58] Newscaster
    Traffic will be restricted,
[11:00] Newscaster
    and the press will have limited access.
[11:11] Anya
    We made it to the clock place!
[11:16] Anya
    Where is Papa supposed to die?
[11:21] Anya
    Mister Dog! Lemme see that vision again!
[11:26] Anya
    When the explosion went off,
    the clock went "bwong"!
[11:31] Anya
    The hand was pointing to the top!
[11:33] Anya
    Which means we have until...
[11:38] Anya
    I can't read the clock!
[11:41] Anya
    The long hand and the short hand...
    Which is which?!
[11:46] Anya
    Excuse me, sir.
[11:49] Anya
    How many more minutes until
    that clock goes "bwong"?
[11:53] Old man
    Oh, are you talking about the bell?
[11:55] Old man
    It rings every hour, so we've got about
    thirty minutes until the next one.
[12:01] Anya
    Fank you very much!
[12:03] Anya
    Thirty minutes... We have to hurry!
[12:06] Anya
    Uh... How many minutes is thirty minutes?
[12:17] Anya
    What's the matter, Mister Dog?
[12:26] Anya
    That's the bad guys' boss!
[12:34] Keith
    Hey! Don't get out of the car!
[12:42] Anya
    He found us!
[12:55] Keith
    Get back in the car right now, you dumb mutt!
[12:58] Keith
    I'm in a hurry, damn it!
[13:02] Keith
    If we don't get the hell outta here,
    we're gonna get caught!
[13:10] Keith
    I'm counting on you... You'd better work,
[13:13] Keith
    my impromptu trap!
[13:18] Anya
    He causes the explosion!
[13:21] Keith
    Just try and come after me,
    you stupid pieces of shit!
[13:24] Keith
    The moment you set foot
    in our hideout... Kaboom!
[13:27] Anya
    That building...
[13:32] Keith
    The explosion may cause a few casualties...
[13:36] Keith
    But they're necessary
    sacrifices to our great cause.
[13:40] Keith
    Then again, you'll be dying for our nation.
[13:42] Keith
    I'm sure you'll all feel honored.
[13:52] Anya
    Oh, no! We have to do
    something about that bomb!
[13:55] Anya
    Let's see... The hand on the
    clock went from six to seven,
[13:59] Anya
    so there are seven minutes left?
[14:00] Anya
    Um, uh... Just hurry!
[14:15] Anya
    Is that it?
[14:23] Anya
    Oh, right! If I open the door,
     it'll go kaboom!
[14:32] Anya
    I think I can get in that little window.
[14:35] Anya
    Hup... Hup...
[14:37] Anya
    Mister Dog, push me.
[14:48] Anya
    The bomb...
[14:53] Anya
    If I can disarm this, I can save Papa!
[15:01] Anya
    But how do you disarm a bomb?
[15:05] Anya
    On TV, when they do the thing where they
    pick the red wire or the blue wire, it stops.
[15:10] Anya
    Wire?
[15:12] Anya
    Wire?
[15:13] Anya
    Sh-Shock!
[15:15] Anya
    The wires are all black!
[15:18] Anya
    And I don't have scissors
    to choppy the wires!
[15:21] Anya
    What should I do?
    There's probably no more time!
[15:25] Anya
    If Papa comes here,
    I'll tell him he can't come in.
[15:28] Anya
    But then he'll find out lots of stuff,
    and he might not want me anymore.
[15:32] Anya
    But if Papa dies, both Anya and
    peace will be in big danger!
[15:50] Senior Agent
    That must be point B1.
[15:53] Senior Agent
    It's the northernmost
    room on the third floor.
[15:55] Senior Agent
    Hurry it up. We don't have much time.
[16:00] Senior Agent
    What is that? Something written in blood?
[16:05] Loid
    No, that smell... Is it ketchup?
[16:07] Senior Agent
    A doorknob, an eggplant, and some grass?
[16:09] Senior Agent
    Is it some new kind of code?
[16:11] Loid
    I don't sense anyone's presence,
    but let's proceed with caution.
[16:15] Senior Agent
    No, there's no time for that.
[16:18] Senior Agent
    The minister will head out at any minute.
[16:20] Senior Agent
    We're not going to be outdone
    by some college student!
[16:28] Anya
    Papa... Did you notice my message in blood?
[16:33] Anya
    He's too far away for me to read his mind.
[16:35] Anya
    Papa, are you okay?
[16:47] Anya
    That's the time I saw in
    the future... I think!
[16:52] Anya
    An explosion...
[16:56] Anya
    didn't happen!
[16:59] Anya
    We did it?
[17:14] Anya
    Papa's back!
[17:17] Anya
    That means...
[17:18] Anya
    We saved the future!
[17:22] Loid
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[17:25] Loid
    This might be some kind of message.
[17:27] Loid
    Carelessness could cost us our lives.
[17:36] Loid
    As I figured... It's a trap.
[17:38] Loid
    If we'd opened the door,
    a bomb would've gone off.
[17:41] Senior Agent
    So this was a bomb, not an eggplant?
[17:44] Senior Agent
    That was a close one.
[17:46] Junior Agent
    Looks like they knew we'd come here.
[17:49] Senior Agent
    But who drew this warning?
[17:52] Loid
    Looks like we don't have time to ponder that.
[17:55] Loid
    The Secret Police have caught on.
[17:58] Loid
    Let's leave the message up
    and let them disarm the bomb.
[18:01] Loid
    We should get away from here.
[18:06] Junior Agent
    I guess we never found Keith.
[18:09] Junior Agent
    Investigating any further with the Secret
     Police snooping around will be difficult.
[18:13] Loid
    Let's head to the minister's location.
[18:16] Loid
    Considering this plan has been ruined,
[18:17] Loid
    our suspect may try some desperate measures.
[18:22] Secretary
    Minister Brantz, it is time.
    Let us head to the guest room.
[18:26] Secretary
    The members of their Department
    of Foreign Affairs are here.
[18:29] Brantz
    Hmph. Apparently the government has
    eyes everywhere in this country.
[18:35] Secretary
    I'm sure this is also because
    of the terrorist incidents.
[18:39] Brantz
    WISE still hasn't eliminated the suspects?
[18:42] Brantz
    What a worthless lot.
[18:47] Loid
    Pardon me. I'm from intelligence.
[18:55] Yuri
    Minister, if you're ready,
    our car will take the lead.
[19:03] Fake Brantz
    Hm...
[19:07] Driver
    Right this way, sir.
[19:08] Fake Brantz
    No, I think I'll take a car alone.
[19:11] Driver
    Huh? Uh...
[19:13] Fake Brantz
    You may all go home.
[19:16] Driver
    Sir?!
[19:26] Fake Brantz
    I should be far enough out of sight.
[19:28] Fake Brantz
    As I figured, he's following me
    by using the dog to track my scent.
[19:32] Brantz
    What is the meaning of this, Sylvia?!
[19:34] Brantz
    I opened the door because I thought
    one of your men showed up,
[19:37] Brantz
    and the thief took my clothes!
[19:39] (Flashback) Loid
    I'll be borrowing your clothes, sir.
[19:41] (Flashback) Brantz
    Huh?!
[19:43] Brantz
    Do your men have no manners?!
[19:46] Sylvia
    I do apologize, Minister,
    but this was rather urgent.
[19:50] Sylvia
    I presume he needed your scent
    to throw the dog off your trail.
[19:54] Sylvia
    The enemy should now be several
    kilometers away, pursuing a fake minister.
[19:58] Sylvia
    Please leave now, while you can.
[20:00] Sylvia
    Oh, and to preserve our nation's dignity,
[20:03] Sylvia
    please do put on some clothes first.
[20:07] Yuri
    Minister?!
[20:10] Keith
    He changed his route?
[20:16] Keith
    He changed it again?
[20:21] Keith
    Hey, what the hell? Why does
    he keep going in circles?
[20:31] Senior Agent
    We have eyes on him. He's in a gray coupe.
[20:34] Senior Agent
    As far as I can see, he only has one dog.
[20:37] Senior Agent
    We'll surround him. Lead him to Blue 4.
[20:40] Keith
    What? He's heading back to the hotel?
[20:43] Keith
    No, he's heading toward the river...
[20:45] Keith
    A place with few people around...
[20:48] Keith
    Perfect!
[20:56] Keith
    Damn it all!
[21:03] Senior Agent
    Hey, hey, hey! Fall back! Back!
[21:10] Senior Agent
    He got us... He still had some explosives.
[21:14] Senior Agent
    Be careful. He's heading in your direction!
[21:24] Keith
    Where did he go?
[21:31] Keith
    There he is!
[21:32] Keith
    He kindly got out of the car for me. That fool!
[21:37] Keith
    Go!
[21:40] Keith
    I'll set off the bomb right
    when the dog bites onto him!
[21:52] Keith
    Don't you dare think you can
    get away from a trained dog!
[22:06] Keith
    What the hell?! The Minister
    of the West is insane!
[22:09] Keith
    He's supposed to be a 60-year-old geezer!
[22:11] Keith
    Shit! I'll lose sight of him!
[22:19] Loid
    I'm really sorry.
[22:21] Loid
    I'm sure the last thing you wanted
[22:23] Loid
    was to get dragged into some foolish
    conflict between humans.
[22:28] Loid
    Time to end this.
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SIGN    A NEW FAMILY MEMBER
[02:39] Keith
    Its teeth are in him?! This is it!
[02:41] Keith
    Explode, you pig!
[02:49] Keith
    What?
[02:51] Keith
    The bomb ended up in the river?
[02:53] Keith
    The minister threw it?!
[02:56] Loid
    Sorry about this!
[02:59] Loid
    I'll let you out later, so just stay put.
[03:04] Keith
    That geezer actually managed that?! No...
[03:07] Keith
    Who the hell is that?
[03:11] Keith
    Why is it someone else? Did I mess up?!
[03:14] Keith
    Damn it!
[03:20] Loid
    We've got the plate number.
[03:22] Loid
    You're not getting away in that car.
[03:26] Loid
    Your plan is finished.
[03:29] Yor
    Miss Anya!
[03:32] Yor
    Miss Anya!
[03:34] Yor
    Did she head back toward
    the first pet shop?
[03:37] Yor
    I can't let her be found
    by the terrorists again!
[03:41] Yor
    I must catch up to her!
[03:44] Yor
    That's...
[03:46] Yor
    How dare you do that to Miss Anya?!
[03:48] Yor
    You won't get away this time!
[03:50] Keith
    Now people are falling from the sky?!
[03:52] Keith
    Move, you bitch!
[04:06] Yor
    Oh, hello. Is this the police?
[04:08] Yor
    I found one of the terrorists
[04:10] Yor
    after he got into an accident in
    an alley behind Northtown Park.
[04:13] Yor
    Would you kindly come fetch him?
[04:16] Yor
    Oh, no. I'm the housewife
    that called earlier.
[04:19] Yor
    I'll be going now.
[04:22] Yor
    Miss Anya! Miss Anya!
[04:30] Senior Agent
    Despite everything that happened,
    looks like our work here is done.
[04:34] Senior Agent
    Man, today sucked.
[04:36] Sylvia
    Thankfully, none of this
    caused a huge commotion.
[04:40] Sylvia
    The Eastern government should be working on
     erasing all signs that this ever happened.
[04:44] Senior Agent
    Are we going to hand these dogs over?
[04:47] Sylvia
    That's not our concern.
[04:48] Sylvia
    For now, we'll keep them at this
    shop and report to the higher-ups.
[04:52] Sylvia
    We have plenty of things
    we need to look into.
[04:55] Loid
    Well, I'll be going now.
[04:57] Loid
    I need to get back to my
    family as quickly as I can.
[05:00] Senior Agent
    Good work.
[05:14] Loid
    What are you two doing here?
[05:16] Loid
    I thought you went to the adoption event.
[05:19] Anya
    I came back because you were
    taking too long in the potty.
[05:21] Yor
    I was worried about Miss Anya,
     so I ran after her.
[05:25] Loid
    And... who is this dog?
[05:28] Bond
    Borf!
[05:31] Yor
    So since all that happened, we didn't
    exactly have time to look for a pet.
[05:36] Loid
    To think that these two got dragged
    into the incident, as well.
[05:39] Loid
    I'm sorry all this happened
    while I was in the bathroom.
[05:42] Yor
    No, no!
[05:43] Yor
    Your stomachache must have stemmed
    from the breakfast I made this morning!
[05:47] Yor
    I'm so sorry!
[05:49] Loid
    And you...
[05:52] Loid
    How many times must I tell you not to
    run off alone because it's dangerous?!
[05:55] Anya
    I'm sowwy!
[06:01] Loid
    So you're not hurt?
[06:03] Anya
    Mm...
[06:05] Anya
    Mister Dog protected me!
[06:09] Loid
    So he must be another one of the
    test subjects from Project Apple.
[06:13] Loid
    If that's the case, I can't let him run free.
[06:28] Loid
    I thank you for saving my daughter.
[06:32] Sylvia
    Pardon me.
[06:35] Sylvia
    We're from the State Security Service.
[06:37] Sylvia
    We're investigating the incident that
    occurred in City Center earlier.
[06:40] Sylvia
    May we ask you a few questions?
[06:43] Sylvia
    I see.
[06:45] Sylvia
    Then it's safe to say that this dog was also
    one of the dogs trained by the terrorists.
[06:50] Sylvia
    We'll take him in.
[06:53] Loid
    Thank you very much.
[06:54] Sylvia
    Also, this incident will not
    be revealed to the public,
[06:57] Sylvia
    given the relationship between
    the East and the West,
[06:59] Sylvia
    so I ask that you stay silent about this.
[07:01] Sylvia
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[07:04] Yor
    Now that things have settled down,
    why don't we go back to searching for a puppy?
[07:08] Loid
    You're right. Okay, Anya—
[07:10] Anya
    No!
[07:11] Anya
    Anya wants Mister Dog!
[07:14] Loid
    What are you—
[07:15] Anya
    Anya wants to take care of Mister Dog!
[07:17] Loid
    No, that dog belonged to the bad gu—
[07:19] Anya
    But he saved Anya!
[07:22] Loid
    But you're the one who
    said you wanted a small dog!
[07:26] Anya
    But Anya wants Mister Dog now!
    It's okay that Mister Dog is big!
[07:28] Loid
    Stop being difficult!
[07:32] Anya
    If you don't let me have Mister Dog,
    I'll go bad and stop going to school!
[07:36] Loid and Sylvia
    Wha—
[07:37] Loid
    What are you talking about?!
[07:39] Loid
    Why are you bringing up school now?!
[07:40] Yor
    Miss Anya, it's okay! It's okay, Miss Anya!
[07:41] Anya
    No!
[07:42] Loid
    Anya!
[07:44] Sylvia
    All right, very well.
[07:46] Loid
    Handl—er, ma'am?!
[07:47] Yor
    A-Are you sure about this?
[07:49] Sylvia
    I highly doubt one of these dogs
    going missing will cause any issues.
[07:53] Sylvia
    The terrorists have all been arrested,
    and the dog didn't actually cause any harm.
[07:57] Loid
    Wait...
[07:58] Sylvia
    As things stand, Operation Strix is
    in danger. What else can we do?
[08:02] Loid
    Yes, well...
[08:04] Sylvia
    He'll be under your supervision.
    Keep an eye on him.
[08:07] Sylvia
    The other dogs we have will be more
    than enough for our investigation,
[08:10] Sylvia
    so this isn't an issue.
[08:10] Loid
    Are you really trying to
    give me even more work?
[08:13] Anya
    There were a lot of other Mister Dogs.
[08:15] Anya
    Are the police ociffers
    going to be mean to them?
[08:23] Sylvia
    Don't worry your pretty little head.
[08:25] Sylvia
    The dogs will be well taken care of.
[08:28] Sylvia
    They'll be given soft beds and warm meals.
[08:32] Sylvia
    I'm sure these dogs have had very hard lives.
[08:37] Sylvia
    So make sure you take really good
    care of this pup here, all right?
[08:43] Sylvia
    Let's promise each other.
[08:47] Anya
    Fank you very much, important lady.
[08:55] Sylvia
    She's a good girl.
[08:56] Loid
    You have no idea what I've been through.
[08:58] Sylvia
    No, I do.
[09:00] Sylvia
    I also had a daughter about her age.
[09:03] Yor
    Isn't that wonderful, Miss Anya? Mister Puppy?
[09:04] Anya
    Mister Dog!
[09:17] Sylvia
    Thank goodness today ended peacefully.
[09:22] Loid
    You're right.
[09:26] Sylvia
    For now, we will be taking the dog for
    the night to check him for illnesses.
[09:31] Sylvia
    If there are no issues, we'll send
    him to your place in the morning.
[09:35] Loid
    All right.
[09:36] Loid
    Now, shall we head home?
[09:38] Yor
    Yes. It's been a very long day,
    and I'm exhausted.
[09:42] Anya
    This field trip doesn't
    end until we get home.
[09:44] Anya
    Don't let your guard down.
[09:46] Loid
    Did you learn that at school?
    This isn't a field trip.
[09:49] Yor
    Don't worry, Miss Anya.
[09:51] Yor
    This incident has already
    been taken care of.
[10:03] Yor
    Today, I defeated a bad guy
    and protected the peace
[10:06] Yor
    of this country without anyone knowing.
[10:11] Anya
    Papa was able to stop the
    bombing because of me.
[10:14] Anya
    Anya saved the world!
[10:17] Loid
    We protected the relationship between
    the East and the West, to an extent...
[10:21] Loid
    But physically, I'm done.
    My stomach hurts.
[10:25] Anya
    Heh.
[10:31] Announcer
    And now, our next story.
[10:33] Anya
    I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
[10:33] Announcer
    Last night, two traffic accidents
    occurred in the city, one after another.
[10:35] Anya
    I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
[10:38] Anya
    I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
[10:38] Announcer
    Though the incidents seem unrelated,
[10:39] Loid
    Calm down. He'll be here soon.
     And I can't see the TV.
[10:40] Announcer
    the police are investigating
    for more details.
[10:46] Member
    Good evening.
[10:47] Anya
    Mister Dog!
[10:53] Member
    Please take good care of him.
[10:58] Yor
    He seems very curious about where he is.
[11:02] Anya
    Wellycome to Anya's house, Mister Dog!
[11:05] Anya
    This is now your home!
[11:07] Loid
    You know, we should probably
    give him a proper name now.
[11:10] Anya
    Name...
[11:12] (Flashback) Researcher A
    Number 8.
[11:13] (Flashback) Researcher A
    Get out here.
[11:15] (Flashback) Researcher A
    It's time for your medicine.
[11:16] (Flashback) Researcher B
    Damn it, hold still!
[11:18] (Flashback) Researcher C
    Here's your food. You better be grateful.
[11:23] (Flashback) Researcher D
    Raise the voltage.
[11:24] (Flashback) Researcher E
    But any more will...
[11:26] (Flashback) Researcher D
    It doesn't matter. Even if this dog dies,
    there are more where he came from.
[11:35] Yor
    I wonder what's wrong.
[11:37] Anya
    Are you nervous? Want a treat?
[11:40] Anya
    It's okay. You're one of the Holgers now!
[11:54] Bond
    Borf!
[11:57] Announcer
    The summit that began yesterday
    is now beginning its second day,
[12:00] Announcer
    and it appears that disarmament
    negotiations are going smoothly.
[12:08] Anya
    I won't get any stars even though
    I helped beat the bad guys?
[12:12] Loid
    Correct.
[12:13] Loid
    To make sure the East and the West keep
    getting along, we have to keep this a secret.
[12:18] Loid
    Don't go talking about it at school.
[12:20] Loid
    The police will come get you,
    and you'll never get to come home.
[12:28] Anya
    And after we saved the world together, too.
[12:31] Yor
    Come, now, Miss Anya. It's time.
[12:34] Anya
    If I can't have any stars...
[12:38] Anya
    The Friendship Scheme is the only way!
[12:41] Anya
    I'll go to Second Son's house and
    make Papa's mission a success!
[12:46] Damian
    What?! You got a dog?
[12:49] Damian
    Let's see which one of our dogs
    is bigger! Bring him over!
[12:54] Anya
    I'm just gonna keep saving the world.
[13:01] Becky
    Good morning, Anya!
[13:02] Anya
    Morning, pwease.
[13:05] Becky
    Thank goodness. Looks like she's
    gotten over her Starlight phase.
[13:09] Anya
    Hear me, Becky.
[13:11] Anya
    A dog has appeared at Anya's house.
[13:14] Becky
    Wait, really?! Ooh, what's it like?!
     What breed is it?
[13:18] Anya
    Some white kind.
[13:19] Becky
    How old is it?
[13:21] Anya
    Dunno. He's big.
[13:23] Becky
    I wonder if he's more precious
    than my little Wiesel!
[13:26] Becky
    I hope they can play together!
[13:28] Anya
    It works!
[13:30] Becky
    Hey, can I come over to your house...
[13:32] Becky
    Uh, hello?!
[13:40] Damian
    What do you want?
[13:43] Anya
    Heh.
[13:44] Anya
    I have a dog now.
[13:50] Damian
    Yeah, and?
[13:58] Anya
    The world is doomed...
[14:01] Emile
    A single phrase to bring
    a commoner to her knees.
[14:03] Emile
    Brilliant, Lord Damian.
[14:05] Damian
    Huh? Did I say something that mean?
[14:08] Ewen
    I marvel at your wit!
[14:09] Damian
    Huh?
[14:10] Anya
    Sniffle, sniffle...
[14:10] Emile
    I'm sure it's just some filthy mutt.
[14:17] Damian
    What's... the dog's name?
[14:26] Anya
    His name...
[14:27] Damian
    Yeah. I guess I don't mind asking.
[14:31] Anya
    Dog?
[14:37] Damian
    You're not worthy of owning
    a dog. I've wasted my time.
[14:40] Anya
    Shock!
[14:47] Becky
    What?
[14:48] Becky
    You want to know how to name a dog?
[14:50] Becky
    Hmm... Maybe name him
    after a cute food or a flower?
[14:55] Anya
    Food... Peanuts?
[14:58] Becky
    But your doggie is really big, right?
    "Peanuts" might be weird, then.
[15:01] Becky
    You need to consider his appearance, too.
[15:04] Anya
    Appearance...
[15:06] Anya
    Old Man Hair?
[15:08] Becky
    You might be better off letting
    your mama or papa name him.
[15:12] Anya
    Anya has bad taste?
[15:21] Anya
    Papa, Mama, Anya has returned.
[15:29] Yor
    Welcome home.
[15:30] Yor
    Oh, my. You're such good friends.
[15:33] Anya
    Save me! He's gonna eat me!
[15:36] Loid
    Maybe we should take him for a walk.
[15:38] Anya
    Walk!
[15:40] Yor
    There's a dog park near the library.
[15:45] Anya
    Woof, woof, woof-woof! Woof, woof, woof-woof!
[15:49] Anya
    Papa! Anya wants to hold the leash, too.
[15:52] Loid
    You're not ready for that.
    He'll drag you around everywhere.
[15:56] Loid
    Though he's been trained before,
    he still needs household training.
[16:00] Loid
    You'll need to learn lots of things, too.
[16:03] Loid
    Like how to feed him, praise him,
    scold him, et cetera.
[16:07] Loid
    You need to be prepared to
    take care of him until the end.
[16:10] Anya
    Yep.
[16:11] Loid
    By the way, have you come
    up with a name for him?
[16:13] Anya
    My naming abilities are dismal.
[16:17] Loid
    Huh? All right...
[16:19] Loid
    A simple name that's easy for him to
    understand and for us to say would be best.
[16:23] Loid
    Apparently, dogs can't tell
    consonants apart very well,
[16:26] Loid
    so we'd be better off giving him
    a name with strong vowel sounds.
[16:30] Loid
    Especially A, U, or O.
[16:33] Anya
    This is hard...
[16:34] Yor
    They can't tell causes of death apart well?
[16:38] Yor
    Would you prefer to bleed to death?
[16:40] Yor
    Or perhaps be crushed to death?
[16:42] Yor
    Stop being so unreasonable!
[16:46] Loid
    I guess we can figure that out once
    we know more about his personality.
[16:58] Anya
    A dog park!
[17:06] Anya
    Hup!
[17:09] Anya
    Run around and play, Mister Dog!
    Or this will just be an Anya park!
[17:13] Girl
    Here we go, Leo!
[17:15] Girl
    Go!
[17:21] Anya
    Okay!
[17:22] Anya
    Mister Dog! We'll do that, too!
[17:28] Anya
    Hi-yah!
[17:37] Anya
    Maybe this doesn't work
    if you don't have a name.
[17:42] Anya
    Excuse me.
[17:46] Anya
    What is this Mister Dog's name?
[17:49] Anya
    How did you pick its name?
[17:50] Anya
    Tell me your secrets!
[17:52] Yor
    Don't run off too far!
[17:57] Anya
    Your name is Lucky Vanilla Princess III!
[18:03] Anya
    Then how about Atomic Angel Charlie General?!
[18:08] Yor
    Miss Anya seems to be having a lot of fun.
[18:12] Loid
    "Be prepared to take care
    of him until the end."
[18:20] Loid
    I may have no right to say those words.
[18:24] Loid
    Once this mission is over, there will
    be no more use for the Forgers.
[18:28] Loid
    My relationship with these two ends there.
[18:30] Loid
    Of course, I'll do my best to
    follow up with them.
[18:34] Loid
    But this terrorist incident
    has reminded me yet again
[18:37] Loid
    that this peace between the East and the West
[18:40] Loid
    is nothing more than a façade.
[18:42] Loid
    I must ensure that this cold war
    ends as soon as possible.
[18:45] Loid
    That will be the optimal future.
[18:49] Loid
    Hey, it's time to head home now.
[18:53] Loid
    You'll be studying once we get home.
[18:55] Anya
    Shock!
[18:56] Anya
    Huh? Huh, wha? Oh no, oh no, oh no...
[19:00] Anya
    I lost my gloves. Where did they go?
[19:04] Yor
    Did you drop them somewhere?
[19:06] Anya
    Those are Anya's favorites!
[19:15] Yor
    I don't see them anywhere.
[19:24] Anya
    Anya's gloves!
[19:26] Anya
    Give them back!
[19:29] Bulldog
    Me find! My precious!
[19:47] Old Lady
    How dare you?! What do you think
    you're doing to my sweet baby?!
[19:51] Old Lady
    Get lost, you stupid stray!
[19:52] Old Lady
    Aw, did he scare you?
[19:57] Anya
    Thank you, Mister Dog.
[20:00] (Flashback) Bondman
    I've returned with the tummy warmer
[20:03] (Flashback) Bondman
    that was stolen by the evil
    organization, Princess Honey.
[20:05] (Flashback) Princess Honey
    Oh, thank you, Bondman!
[20:08] (Flashback) Princess Honey
    It is a very important gift that
    my late mother gave me!
[20:12] Anya
    You're like Bondman.
    You got these back for me.
[20:16] Anya
    Oh, yeah. You're wearing gloves, too.
[20:21] Loid
    What's the matter?
[20:24] Anya
    Papa! I know Mister Dog's name now!
[20:33] Anya
    Mister Dog's name is Bond!
[20:35] Loid
    "Bond" from "Bondman," eh? Not bad.
[20:40] Anya
    That tickles!
[20:41] Yor
    It looks like he approves!
    And his collar fits perfectly.
[20:49] Anya
    Okay, Bond. I will now give
    you your first mission.
[20:53] Anya
    Eat every last kibble of this dog food!
[20:58] Loid
    Don't give him too much.
[21:07] Anya
    That was neither good nor bad.
[21:11] Anya
    Ah, you need to go potty.
[21:13] Anya
    Follow me, Bond.
[21:17] Anya
    Behold, this is your potty.
[21:20] Anya
    If you go anywhere else, Mama might get
    mad, 'cause she likes everything tidy.
[21:24] Anya
    So be cautious as you go.
[21:35] Anya
    He had to poo. Stinky.
[21:39] Anya
    Okay, Bond. We'll be
    watching this cartoon next.
[21:42] Anya
    I will teach you of your roots!
[21:46] Loid
    Hey, I told you that you need to study.
[21:48] Loid
    You'd better be ready by
    the time I finish my bath.
[21:55] Loid
    Those little...
[22:07] Yor
    Loid, Loid!
[22:10] Yor
    Look.
[22:12] Loid
    What is it?
[22:14] Yor
    They wore themselves out
    playing and fell asleep.
[22:18] Yor
    Oh, my goodness! Is this a
    little angel in our midst?!
[22:23] Loid
    I guess we'll let her off the hook for today.
[22:25] Yor
    Indeed.
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    THE INFORMANT'S GREAT ROMANCE PLAN

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[00:08] Loid
    Lately... Yor's been coming home late.
[00:13] Loid
    Neither of us dig deeply
    into the other's private life,
[00:17] Loid
    so I don't usually ask questions.
[00:24] Anya
    Papa, is it dinner time yet?
[00:27] Loid
    Once Yor gets home.
[00:30] Anya
    Bond, tell me what we're
    having for dinner tonight!
[00:39] Yor
    I'm home.
[00:43] Loid
    A gloomy, somber expression, and...
[00:46] Loid
    several cuts all over her hands.
[00:50] Anya
    Welcome home, Mama.
[00:52] Yor
    Why, thank you, Miss Anya.
[00:55] Loid
    Welcome home.
[00:57] Loid
    Should we start dinner?
[00:58] Yor
    Oh...
[01:00] Yor
    I'm not hungry, so you two
    can go ahead and eat.
[01:06] Loid
    All right...
[01:11] Loid
    Yor, are you...
[01:25] Anya
    Mama's going to cry? But why?
[01:39] Yor
    If I fail this, I...
[01:44] Yor
    I might lose those two.
[03:18] Worker A
    Great job today.
[03:20] Worker B
    You, too.
[03:21] Camilla
    Great job today.
[03:23] Millie
    Hey, Camilla. Do you wanna
    go out for some drinks?
[03:26] Camilla
    Er...
[03:29] Camilla
    Nah, I'm good.
[03:30] Sharon
    Wait, didn't you say you had a date today?
[03:33] Millie
    He canceled on me at the last minute.
[03:42] Employee
    Thank you!
[04:22] Camilla
    Are we really doing this again?
[04:32] Camilla
    Also...
[04:33] Camilla
    Are those tomatoes?!
[04:35] Camilla
    They're clearly crushed!
    What's wrong with you?!
[04:38] Dominic
    Hey, Yor. You're really serious about this.
[04:41] Yor
    Thank you for having me over.
[04:42] Camilla
    This is all your fault, by the way!
     If you hadn't said what you did...
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[04:49] (Flashback) Camilla
    What?
[04:50] (Flashback) Camilla
    You want to learn how to cook?
[04:52] (Flashback) Yor
    Yes!
[04:54] (Flashback) Yor
    My husband was stuck in the
    bathroom for a whole day
[04:56] (Flashback) Yor
    because of the breakfast
    I made the other day!
[04:59] (Flashback) Millie
    Wow, that sucks.
[05:01] (Flashback) Yor
    At this rate, our marriage is in danger!
[05:03] Yor
    Meaning my work is in danger!
[05:05] (Flashback) Yor
    Would any of you kindly be able to teach me?
[05:09] (Flashback) Sharon
    Uh...
[05:10] (Flashback) Sharon
    Er... Our housekeeper makes our food.
[05:14] (Flashback) Camilla
    Go to a class or something.
[05:16] (Flashback) Millie
    I know how to open cans!
[05:18] (Flashback) Dominic
    Heya, what are you girls talking about?
[05:23] (Flashback) Dominic
    Oh, hey! She's a great cook.
[05:25] (Flashback) Camilla
    Hey!
[05:27] (Flashback) Yor
    P-Please, Camilla!
[05:30] (Flashback) Camilla
    No! Why should I?
[05:33] (Flashback) Dominic
    Oh, come on. Teach her.
[05:35] (Flashback) Dominic
    Alrighty, let's meet up at her place.
[05:38] (Flashback) Camilla
    Uh, hello?!
[05:44] Yor
    I look forward to learning
    even more from you today!
[05:47] Camilla
    This is literally the worst.
[05:49] Dominic
    Don't be like that.
[05:51] Camilla
    Just so you know, you get to 
    taste all the food again!
[05:54] Camilla
    The responsibility's yours!
[05:55] Dominic
    Oh, about that... I actually invited
    someone over just for that.
[06:01] Yuri
    Yahoo! Hey, Sis!
[06:04] Yor
    Yuri!
[06:06] Yuri
    I was told that I'd be
    able to eat your cooking.
[06:09] Yor
    Um...
[06:11] Camilla
    So this is Yor's little brother?
[06:13] Camilla
    He seemed different in the pictur—
[06:16] Yuri
    Thank you for having me over, Camilla!
[06:17] Yuri
    And thank you for always
    looking after my sister!
[06:20] Camilla
    Uh-huh...
[06:21] Yuri
    So are you having a party of some sort today?
[06:26] Yuri
    What? A cooking class?
[06:28] Yor
    Don't tell Loid and Miss Anya.
    I want to secretly get better!
[06:33] Yuri
    Curses! She wants to cook for Loidy!
[06:36] Yuri
    Now I'm conflicted!
[06:38] Yor
    Today, I thought I'd try cooking minestrone.
[06:42] Camilla
    Seriously, why do you keep buying
    things you don't need for this?
[06:45] Camilla
    What are you even going to use this for?
[06:47] Yor
    I'm sorry. I thought using a variety
    of ingredients would make it better.
[06:53] Camilla
    Okay, first, peel your potatoes.
[06:56] Yor
    Of course!
[06:58] Camilla
    How does this happen when
     you're just peeling potatoes?!
[07:00] Camilla
    There's a whole sea of blood!
[07:02] Yor
    Th-This weapon is just so hard to use!
[07:05] Camilla
    The peeler is not a weapon!
[07:07] Yuri
    Sis, I brought you some bandages!
[07:09] Yor
    Oh, but I am handy with a knife!
[07:13] Camilla
    I keep telling you that
    you're cutting it too thin!
[07:16] Camilla
    Just cut it normally!
[07:17] Yuri
    You're amazing, Sis!
[07:21] Camilla
    Hello?! Why'd you cut through
    the cutting board, too?!
[07:24] Camilla
    That was one of my favorites!
[07:26] Yor
    I'm so sorry! I'll pay for it!
[07:28] Yuri
    You're amazing, Sis!
[07:31] Camilla
    Seriously, what is wrong with you?!
[07:33] Camilla
    How did you ever get married?!
[07:35] Camilla
    Leave!
[07:37] Yuri
    Who is this woman?
[07:39] Yuri
    She's being rude to my sister.
    Maybe I'll execute her.
[07:43] Camilla
    Yeah, Yor, you're hopeless. Just give it up.
[07:47] Camilla
    You might as well divorce that hottie.
[07:49] Yor
    Oh, no!
[07:51] Yuri
    Hey, that's a great idea.
[07:53] Yuri
    Yes, divorce him, Sis.
[08:02] Yor
    Please, Camilla!
[08:04] Yor
    If Loid divorces me, I'll... I'll...
[08:08] Yor
    I'll have to worry about
    getting arrested again!
[08:17] Camilla
    Hurry up and get your ingredients simmering.
[08:20] Camilla
    I'll show you how to season
    everything as we go along.
[08:23] Camilla
    Hurry up and make the thing
    so you can go home already.
[08:26] Dominic
    She's actually pretty nice.
    Just... a bit prickly.
[08:31] Yor
    Camilla has always been a good person.
[08:33] Camilla
    Hey!
[08:37] Yor
    Well, in any case... my first dish is complete.
[08:43] Dominic
    Hey, Yuri! You're up!
[08:45] Dominic
    Make sure it's not pois—
    I mean, that it's delicious!
[08:47] Yuri
    Really? I can?
[08:53] Yuri
    Down the hatch!
[08:55] Yuri
    Aah...
[08:57] Yuri
    It's so good!
[09:00] Yuri
    This is really great, Sis!
[09:02] Yuri
    Oh, this takes me back! It tastes
    just like your old cooking!
[09:04] Yor
    Oh, my.
[09:06] Camilla
    Uh... You're throwing up,
    though. So which is it?
[09:25] Camilla
    How could you possibly end up with that?
[09:28] Camilla
    Did you listen to a word I said?
[09:30] Yor
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[09:31] Yuri
    Sis, is there any more?
[09:35] Camilla
    You weren't ready for minestrone yet.
[09:37] Camilla
    Let's try something easier, like meatballs.
[09:41] Yor
    Okay!
[09:45] Yuri
    Yum, yum, yum!
[09:46] Yuri
    It's so good that I'm sweating
    for unknown reasons!
[09:48] Yuri
    The more I savor each bite, the more
    I see my life flash before my eyes!
[09:53] Yuri
    Huh? Is that you over there, Mom?
[09:55] Dominic
    Yuri, stop! You need to stop for a sec!
[09:58] Camilla
    That's right. Yor and her brother
    grew up without their parents.
[10:03] Camilla
    I guess your sense of taste
    got so messed up because
[10:06] Camilla
    this train wreck was the
    only one eating your food.
[10:08] Yuri
    Train wreck?!
[10:09] Yor
    Shock.
[10:10] Yor
    I figured it'd be fine as long as he
    was getting all the right nutrients.
[10:14] Dominic
    Yuri... Thank goodness you grew up healthy.
[10:18] Camilla
    Do you happen to remember
[10:20] Camilla
    anything your parents made
    for you that was really good?
[10:24] Camilla
    Just curious.
[10:26] Yor
    Hmm... Do you remember anything, Yuri?
[10:30] Yuri
    Mom's cooking?
[10:32] Yuri
    Hmm... I only remember it vaguely,
[10:35] Yuri
    but didn't she make something
    like stew often?
[10:37] Yuri
    That was really warm and yummy.
[10:39] Yor
    Oh! The one that had the fried egg on top!
[10:43] Camilla
    Okay, let's try making that.
[10:46] Camilla
    Try really hard to remember the taste.
[10:49] Camilla
    It probably uses a simple southern stew base.
[10:53] Yuri
    Whoa!
[10:54] Camilla
    Once it comes to a boil, turn off the heat.
[10:56] Camilla
    I'm pretty sure it should
    have paprika powder in it.
[10:58] Yor
    Right!
[10:59] Camilla
    Make sure it doesn't burn.
[11:01] Camilla
    And use the right amount
    of salt and pepper.
[11:03] Yor
    Understood!
[11:12] Camilla
    You know, Yor, you seem different now.
[11:16] Camilla
    You seemed more robotic
    and boring before.
[11:21] Yor
    Huh? Wha? Really?
[11:25] Yor
    P-Perhaps it's because I got married.
[11:28] Camilla
    Huh?
[11:29] Camilla
    What're you humble bragging for?
[11:31] Camilla
    You just changed your makeup
    a little or something.
[11:34] Yor
    Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
[11:36] Dominic
    Come on, now. You're a fine,
    lovely lady yourself, Camilla.
[11:40] Dominic
    You should be more confident.
[11:41] Camilla
    Hey!
[11:43] Dominic
    Anyway, this is the first time
    something's actually smelled good!
[11:46] Dominic
    I think this one might
    actually be a success!
[12:01] Camilla
    Hey, it's not bad.
[12:07] Yuri
    It's really good!
[12:08] Yuri
    But it also feels like something's missing.
[12:13] Camilla
    Where are you from, Yor?
[12:16] Yor
    Eastern Nielsberg.
[12:21] Camilla
    I think people in that region
    might add sour cream to it.
[12:50] Camilla
    I'm exhausted.
[12:56] Camilla
    What?
[12:58] Dominic
    Oh, I was just admiring how cute you are.
[13:04] Camilla
    Shut up.
[13:08] Loid
    Wait.
[13:11] Loid
    Okay!
[13:14] Loid
    Looks like he's naturally intelligent.
[13:16] Loid
    I'll start defense training
    with him immediately.
[13:21] Anya
    Papa, Anya can't wait any longer. Too hungry.
[13:26] Loid
    It is pretty late.
[13:28] Yor
    I'm sorry I'm so late.
[13:31] Loid
    Welcome home, Yor.
[13:37] Loid
    Hm? What's that?
[13:41] Yor
    Loid...
[13:46] Yor
    Tonight, I'll make dinner!
[13:49] Loid
    Shock!
[13:49] Anya
    Shock!
[13:52] Loid
    You were learning how to cook?
[13:54] Yor
    I'm sorry I kept it a secret.
[13:56] Loid
    So that's why...
[13:58] Loid
    This is southern stew?
[14:00] Yor
    Yes. My mother often made it for us.
[14:07] Yor
    It's finished! The fried egg
    isn't quite a fried egg, but...
[14:12] Yor
    Please enjoy!
[14:17] Loid
    It smells like... it's safe.
[14:19] Anya
    My last supper...
[14:27] Loid
    It's delicious!
[14:27] Anya
    It's yummy!
[14:30] Anya
    Anya likes this.
[14:31] Loid
    It has quite a soothing taste.
[14:44] Loid
    Huh? What's wrong, Yor?
[14:47] Yor
    I'm sorry. I just saw your faces, and I think...
[14:50] Yor
    I was just so relieved.
[14:55] Yor
    I thought I needed to protect this life
    so that I could continue killing.
[15:02] Yor
    But to think that having
    them acknowledge me...
[15:05] Yor
    having them smile...
[15:08] Yor
    would simply...
[15:10] Yor
    make me this happy.
[15:16] Yor
    I feel a little more confident now...
[15:18] Yor
    as the wife and mother
    of the Forger family!
[15:23] Loid
    I'll continue to count on you from now on.
[15:25] Yor
    Oh, right! I actually made one
    more dish, if you'd like to try it!
[15:31] Yor
    This is an original dish that I came up with.
[15:33] Anya
    I'll eat some!
[15:53] Loid
    Why'd you call me out here?
[16:00] Franky
    I fell in love with a girl.
[16:04] Loid
    I see. Good for you.
[16:06] Loid
    See ya.
[16:06] Franky
    Hold on! Hear me out, damn it!
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[16:10] Loid
    What? Tell you how to have a successful date?
[16:14] Franky
    Well, you're a pro at this stuff, aren't you?
[16:18] Loid
    The secret is hard work. Bye.
[16:21] Franky
    Wait, you insensitive jerk!
[16:22] Franky
    Don't make me sell your
    info to the secret police!
[16:28] Franky
    No, no! I was just kidding!
[16:30] Franky
    Hey, I know! You said you wanted me to make
    you a new small recording device, didn't you?
[16:34] Franky
    I'll do that for you for free
    if you'll throw me a bone here!
[16:38] Franky
    Okay?
[16:41] Franky
    Her name is Monica McBride.
[16:44] Franky
    She works at a cigar club on Fifth Street.
[16:47] Franky
    She's 25 years old, and her
    birthday is September 20th.
[16:50] Franky
    Her blood type is O.
[16:52] Franky
    She's 162 centimeters tall,
    and she weighs 46 kilograms.
[16:56] Franky
    She currently lives with her
    mother and younger sister.
[16:59] Franky
    Her hobby is watching movies, and her 
    favorite movie is Ber-Ber-Berlint.
[17:03] Franky
    Her childhood nickname is Moppea, and—
[17:07] Loid
    You're a stalker.
[17:08] Franky
    Don't judge me! You find out every
    last detail about people, too!
[17:12] Loid
    I do that for work.
[17:14] Franky
    You dumbass!
[17:15] Franky
    When you're really in love,
[17:17] Franky
    finding out everything you can about the
    other person is what makes you a man!
[17:21] Loid
    Well, if you've found
    out this much about her,
[17:24] Loid
    I'm sure you can figure the rest out, too.
[17:26] Franky
    You dumbass!
SIGN    They are whispering
[17:28] Franky
    You intelligence people have separate
    departments for data gathering,
[17:31] Franky
    assessing, and analyzing data!
[17:32] Franky
    I'm an expert at gathering!
[17:34] Loid
    Is it worth bragging about?
[17:37] Franky
    Please! I'm serious about this!
[17:39] Franky
    I don't even get cigars, but I'm smoking 
    them every day just so I can see her!
[17:43] Franky
    Please show this pitiful scruff some mercy!
[17:51] Loid
    So I just need to analyze your potential
    date and come up with a plan, right?
[17:54] Franky
    Thank you so much, Lord Twilight!
[17:57] Franky
    You're my president!
[17:59] Loid
    Just shut up and wait a second.
[18:05] Loid
    Okay, done.
[18:08] Loid
    I created a conversational flow chart
    based on what kind of person she is.
[18:15] Loid
    First, you're going to ask her question one.
[18:18] Loid
    For example, about her favorite food. Yes.
SIGN    Favorite Food
[18:20] Loid
    From there, I wrote down her most
    probable answers, A, B, C, and D.
SIGN    A. Strawberries
SIGN    B. Nukazuke
SIGN    C. Tapioca
SIGN    D. Pizza
SIGN    Favorite Food
[18:25] Loid
    Then I added the best response
    you can give to each choice,
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Don't see that nowadays
SIGN    Goes great with beer
SIGN    Favorite Food
SIGN    A. Strawberries
SIGN    B. Nukazuke
SIGN    C. Tapioca
SIGN    D. Pizza
[18:29] Loid
    and then I added her possible responses—again,
    as A, B, C, and D—along with your next response.
SIGN    A. Thanks
    B. You think so?
    C. That's great
    D. What about you?
    A. You think so?
    B. It's so good
    C. Cool...
    D. What about you?
     A. Right?
    B. That's mean
    C. That's true
    D. What about you?
     A. I get you
    B. I don't drink beer
    C. Nah, not really
    D. What about you?
SIGN    Favorite Food
SIGN    A. Strawberries
    B. Nukazuke
    C. Tapioca
    D. Pizza
SIGN    Cute
    Cool
    Don't see that nowadays
    Goes great with beer
SIGN    Seriously cute 
    Yes, you are cute 
    Glad to hear it 
    I like it, too 
    Cute, though 
    Right? 
    It's awesome 
    I like it, too 
    I want some, though 
    Just kidding 
    We agree on a lot 
    I like it, too 
    Beer's so good 
    You should try it 
    Just kidding 
    I like it, too
[18:36] Loid
    Just memorize this chart, go with the flow,
[18:40] Loid
    and choose your answers
    appropriately, and you're sure to—
[18:42] Franky
    How am I supposed to do that, you dumbass?!
[18:43] Franky
    That's tens of thousands of possibilities!
[18:45] Franky
    What the hell is "appropriate," anyway?!
[18:48] Franky
    I need an actual idiot-proof scenario!
[18:51] Loid
    If something like that existed,
    it wouldn't be difficult to be in intelligence.
[18:55] Loid
    Hmm...
[18:57] Loid
    I guess I could disguise myself and
    give you instructions from behind—
[19:00] Franky
    I don't want you to hear our conversation!
[19:02] Loid
    Then you're just going to have
    to practice having conversations.
[19:06] Franky
    Really? With you? Gross.
[19:10] Franky
    No, I'm just kidding! Please help me!
SIGN    He put on a disguise anyway
[19:32] Franky
    Okay, I think I might have a chance.
[19:35] Franky
    Tomorrow, I shall use the
    strategic art of conversation
[19:38] Franky
    in my attempt to make Monica fall for me!
[19:41] Franky
    Stand by to hear the report later.
[19:44] Loid
    I don't need to hear the report.
[19:47] Loid
    He looks like he's knocking on death's door.
    Is he gonna be able to handle this?
[19:56] Monica
    Welcome.
[19:59] Monica
    Ah, you came by again, Franky.
[20:04] Franky
    I-I-I look forward to, uh, um—
[20:11] Anya
    An ooting! An ooting!
[20:15] Anya
    Anya wants to go to an obstacle course today.
[20:18] Yor
    That sounds like fun.
[20:24] Anya
    Scruffy Head!
[20:26] Franky
    The Forgers.
[20:30] Anya
    Anya's going to an obstacle course!
[20:33] Franky
    Oh, that sounds like fun.
[20:35] Loid
    Hey, didn't you...
[20:37] Franky
    Oh, my date?
[20:40] Franky
    I managed to ask her out just fine,
[20:42] Franky
    but she went home because
    she forgot to turn off her gas.
[20:46] Franky
    She said she'd go to a
    movie with me another day.
[20:49] Franky
    Not bad, right?
[20:50] Franky
    Man, now I've got all this free time,
    so I guess I'll go get a drink.
[20:56] Franky
    What's your problem?!
[21:02] Franky
    Damn it! Why do they only ever
    care about your looks?!
[21:05] Franky
    She could've at least
    gone on one date with me!
[21:07] Franky
    She didn't have to turn me down so hard!
[21:09] Barkeep
    Sir...
[21:11] Franky
    Shut up! What the hell's your problem?
[21:12] Franky
    Come on! Get me another beer!
    The cheapest one you've got!
[21:16] Franky
    And I said I'd make that
    thing for free now.
[21:20] Franky
    I'm broke and have no girlfriend.
[21:25] Barkeep
    Here's a Macallan 18-year on the rocks, sir.
[21:29] Franky
    I didn't ask for this expensive-ass drink!
[21:31] Franky
    I just said I was broke.
[21:33] Barkeep
    It's from that customer over there.
[21:35] Franky
    Huh?
[21:39] Loid
    H-Hey, what a coincidence.
[21:42] Loid
    I felt like drinking, too.
[21:45] Franky
    Twi—Loid...
[21:51] Franky
    Hey... What happened to the obstacle course?
[21:54] Loid
    Yor's taking care of it.
[21:58] Franky
    What the hell? You here to laugh at me?
[22:02] Loid
    You always say so yourself...
[22:05] Loid
    People like us can't become
    emotionally attached to others.
[22:11] Loid
    Even if you did go out with her,
    it probably wouldn't work out.
[22:17] Franky
    Says the guy with a wife and kid.
[22:20] Loid
    They're just a part of my mission.
[22:22] Franky
    Damn it!
[22:23] Franky
    I'm gonna get drunk on your dime today!
[22:26] Loid
    I'll keep you company.
SIGN    CARRY OUT THE GRIFFIN PLAN
    FULLMETAL LADY
    OMELET RICE♥

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SIGN    CARRY OUT THE GRIFFIN PLAN
[01:42] Becky
    Morning, Anya!
[01:44] Anya
    Morning, pwease, Becky.
[01:46] Becky
    Did you see yesterday's 
    episode of Berlint in Love?
[01:49] Becky
    The two characters finally reunited
    after overcoming so many obstacles!
[01:53] Becky
    Oh, and my heart just wouldn't stop pounding
    at the embrace scene with Vincent!
[01:57] Anya
    I like cartoons more than dramas.
[02:00] Becky
    Oh, you're still such a child, Anya.
[02:04] Becky
    You're probably not interested
    in romance at all, are you?
[02:07] Becky
    I take back what I said about you being mature.
[02:10] Anya
    Are you talking about flirty stuff?
[02:12] Becky
    I guess you're too young to understand yet.
[02:15] Becky
    If you have love, you can even fly!
[02:19] Anya
    Liar.
[02:20] Becky
    You never know when it'll happen.
[02:20] Emile
    Hmph! Look at them getting all excited over
    something so stupid first thing in the morning.
[02:25] Ewen
    Our midterms are coming up soon, too.
    I wonder if those two are even studying.
[02:29] Anya
    Oh, Second Son.
[02:33] Anya
    Previously on SPY x FAMILY*...
[02:35] Anya
    Second Son couldn't understand*
    how awesome Bond is,
[02:38] Anya
    meaning Anya had failed
    the Friendship Scheme.
[02:41] Anya Playing Damian
    If you can think up an
    awesome name for your dog,
SIGN    He never said this
[02:44] Anya Playing Damian
    I'll let you come over to my house.
SIGN    Second Son's House
[02:49] Anya
    Will Anya be able to overcome
    Second Son's bullying
[02:52] Anya
    and complete her mission?
[02:55] Anya
    Anya's battle continues.
[02:58] Anya
    Fank you very much for watching.
[03:01] Anya
    So for that reason,
    I brought a secret weapon today.
[03:06] Anya
    I asked Papa yesterday to have another
    family photo taken, this time with Bond.
[03:11] Anya
    If I show him this...
[03:14] Anya Playing Damian
    Whoa! What the heck is this giant dog?
[03:17] Anya Playing Damian
    Let's battle to see whose dog is stronger!
[03:19] Anya Playing Damian
    I'm sorry for ignoring you the other day.
[03:21] Anya
    His name is Bond.
[03:31] Anya
    Oh, noes.
[03:33] Anya
    I have dropped the photo with
    my very cool dog in it.
[03:38] Anya
    Anya is so clumsy...
[03:42] Damian
    The range of possible questions
    for the exam is so wide.
[03:45] Emile
    It really is!
[03:49] Anya
    Shock!
[03:51] Becky
    Oh, for crying out loud. Just leave them be!
[03:54] Becky
    This is why a mature guy is so
    much better than those children.
[03:59] Becky
    Oh, come on, Anya. You dropped something.
[04:07] Becky
    He's so amazing...
[04:10] Becky
    Who in the world is this
    unbelievably hot guy?!
[04:13] Becky
    Are you telling me this is your father?
[04:15] Becky
    Hello?! You never told me about him!
[04:17] Becky
    Introduce me to him!
[04:19] Becky
    Well? What's his name? Is he
    seeing someone right now?
[04:24] Anya
    Papa is married to Mama!
[04:27] Becky
    Hey, I'll be keeping this picture, okay?
[04:31] Becky
    Thank you!
[04:33] Anya
    Give that back! I need to show Second Son!
[04:36] Becky
    He's so hot!
[04:36] Emile
    Ugh! They're so obnoxious.
[04:43] Henderson
    We will now begin your
    arts and crafts class,
[04:46] Henderson
    but because Master Rodin is out sick today,
[04:49] Henderson
    I will be acting as your
    substitute instructor.
[04:52] Henderson
    Your assignment today will be making
    a 3D object out of these materials.
[04:58] Henderson
    The theme will be "animals."
[05:00] Henderson
    First, we will be randomly
    dividing you into groups.
[05:03] Henderson
    Each group will only be given
    a limited number of resources,
[05:07] Henderson
    so you will need to discuss their
    use with your groupmates.
[05:10] Kids
    Yes, sir.
[05:11] Henderson
    Group one: Herman Clark,
    Edward Perkshire, Paler Nomney...
[05:14] Emile
    This sounds like a fun class!
[05:16] Ewen
    What are you going to make?
[05:17] Emile
    I'm—
[05:18] Damian
    Hmph. This is some dumb kid's game.
[05:20] Damian
    I don't have time for this.
[05:22] Ewen
    A-Absolutely!
[05:25] Student A
    I heard from someone in Class 2 that
[05:27] Student A
    important people from the school are
    going to come look at our projects.
[05:30] Student B
    Wow... This might actually
    affect our grades.
[05:34] Damian
    Hmm... I guess I'll take
    this somewhat seriously.
[05:38] Damian
    Hey, you two. Don't hold me back
    if we end up in the same group.
[05:42] Emile and Ewen
    Uh...
[05:44] Henderson
    Next, group four:
    Damian Desmond, Anya Forger...
[05:50] Anya
    This is my chance!
[05:52] Damian
    God damn it!
[05:53] Damian
    I had a feeling this would happen!
[05:56] Damian
    You! Don't you dare think
    of getting in my way!
[06:01] Becky
    Aw, we ended up in different groups, Anya.
[06:04] Anya
    Gimme back the picture.
    I need to show Second Son.
[06:07] Becky
    What?
[06:09] Becky
    But you said I could have it.
[06:11] Anya
    I did not!
[06:12] Becky
    Make sure you give me a different
    photo if you have one!
[06:13] Henderson
    I say, have a seat, you two.
[06:18] Anya
    Now I'll just have to...
[06:19] Anya
    use these materials...
[06:21] Anya
    to create a cool-looking Bond
    and show it off to Second Son.
[06:26] Henderson
    All right, begin.
[06:28] Girl student 1
    I'm going to make a bunny!
[06:30] Boy student 2
    Me, too!
[06:31] Boy student 3
    Do you have enough paper?
[06:34] Student A
    Let me see that pen next.
[06:36] Henderson
    Of course, their creativity
    and ability to share
[06:39] Henderson
    limited materials within a group
    will affect their marks,
[06:44] Henderson
    but we must truly pay attention
    to their restraint.
[06:47] Henderson
    Cooperation, flexibility, enthusiasm,
    and uniqueness are also...
[06:53] Henderson
    Hmm?
[06:56] Henderson
    Becky Blackbell, what is that you're making?
[07:01] Becky
    It's Anya's father!
[07:03] Henderson
    Loid Forger?! This is too* unique!
[07:06] Becky
    Also, you can put on the combat suit
    my family's company is making...
[07:13] Becky
    As an optional item!
[07:15] Henderson
    Er, I commend you for
    your elegant creativity,
[07:17] Henderson
    but I told you the theme was "animals."
[07:19] Henderson
    Start over!
[07:23] Becky
    Master Henderson...
[07:25] Becky
    In the end, humans are animals, too.
[07:28] Henderson
    'Tis true!
[07:30] Henderson
    Very well. I'll allow this, Blackbell.
[07:33] Henderson
    You win this time.
[07:34] Becky
    Oh, but my sweet Loid must be
    a super-intellectual person,
[07:38] Becky
    so calling him an animal is rude.
[07:39] Becky
    I'll make something else.
[07:41] Girl student
    Huh?!
[07:44] Anya
    Finished!
[08:06] Anya
    His name is Bond.
[08:12] Damian
    So you're into naming garbage?
[08:19] Anya
    Operation Dog has reached its end.
[08:21] Ewen
    What operation? Also, that
    was supposed to be a dog?
[08:25] Emile
    What are you making, Lord Damian?
[08:27] Damian
    Hm?
[08:30] Damian
    A griffin, just like the one in my family crest.
[08:32] Emile
    Impressive as ever, Lord Damian!
    What an outstanding choice!
[08:37] Anya
    Griffin?
[08:39] Anya
    Are they related to Mister Chimera?
[08:42] Damian
    I'm going to need a lot of paper,
    so you guys better use it sparingly.
[08:46] Student C
    Huh?
[08:46] Ewen
    But of course!
[08:49] Damian
    Since my family name is involved,
    I can't make anything bad.
[08:52] Damian
    I know! If I can make this thing amazing...
[08:57] Damian
    Father, look.
[08:59] Damian
    I created the heraldic beast
    of the Desmond family.
[09:02] Desmond
    Oho, quite impressive indeed.
[09:05] Desmond
    You've accurately depicted our
    family's dignity and elegance.
[09:10] Desmond
    You are truly the pride of
    the Desmond family, Damian.
[09:18] Damian
    If only...
[09:22] Anya
    Second Son, Anya will help
    you make your griffin!
[09:25] Anya Playing Damian
    Really? You're so nice!
[09:27] Anya Playing Damian
    Thank you!
[09:29] Anya Playing Damian
    Look, Father! Isn't this griffin amazing?
[09:32] Anya Playing Damian
    Miss Anya helped make half of it!
[09:36] Anya Playing Desmond
    You have excellent taste, Anya!
[09:39] Anya Playing Desmond
    I would love to see your
    parents! Bring them here!
[09:45] Anya
    Mission complete.
[09:50] Anya
    Operation Dog is now*
    Operation Griffin. It's perfect.
[09:54] Student C
    Huh?
[09:55] Damian
    Will I have enough time and
    materials to finish it, though?
[09:59] Damian
    These wings are gonna be a pain.
[10:01] Anya
    Second Son.
[10:02] Damian
    Huh?
[10:04] Anya
    Anya will help you make that thing.
[10:08] Anya
    You can use my paper.
[10:10] Damian
    Huh? What are you talking about?
     Make your own!
[10:14] Anya
    I'm already done.
[10:15] Damian
    You're going to turn that in? Are you insane?!
[10:19] Anya
    I want to help you out.
[10:22] Damian
    F-F-F...
[10:24] Damian
    Fine! Whatever!
[10:26] Becky
    Ooh, what's this? Is that
    what's going on, Anya?
[10:31] Becky
    I was wondering why she was
    so obsessed with him.
[10:35] Damian
    Then you can make its hind legs.
[10:38] Anya
    Okey-dokey.
[10:40] Henderson
    Oh? So they're going to make
    a masterpiece together.
[10:45] Henderson
    Most intriguing, Forger and Desmond.
[10:52] Anya
    All done.
[10:53] Damian
    Huh? What are those?
[10:55] Damian
    I told you to make legs.
[10:57] Anya
    I made it jet engines so it can go zoom!
[11:04] Damian
    No one asked you to put weird stuff on it!
[11:08] Damian
    Never mind! Make the feathers instead!
[11:10] Anya
    Leave it to me.
[11:12] Anya
    Ta-da!
[11:14] Damian
    Don't "ta-da" me!
[11:15] Damian
    They're all sloppy and uneven!
[11:17] Damian
    Do you really think it can fly
    with that many feathers?!
[11:19] Anya
    Don't worry. It has jet engines,
     so it can still fly.
[11:22] Damian
    I'm not using those!
[11:24] Damian
    Just butt out! How could you
    waste this much paper?!
[11:26] Damian
    You're so useless!
[11:28] Anya
    Shock!
[11:30] Student C
    Damian, I think that's a little harsh.
[11:32] Damian
    Shut up! Hand over your paper, too!
[11:35] Student C
    What?
[11:36] Henderson
    I cannot let this pass!
[11:39] Henderson
    Not elegant!
[11:43] Henderson
    Would you call your actions
    gentlemanly, Desmond?
[11:49] Damian
    But... Damn it.
[11:51] Damian
    It's no use. I won't be able to complete
    it properly because of that shrimp.
[11:55] Damian
    I really wanted to show this to Father.
[12:00] Henderson
    You do not need to rush, Desmond.
[12:04] Henderson
    Just do everything you can
    within your limits right now.
[12:09] Damian
    But that's not enough!
[12:18] Henderson
    Time is up!
[12:19] Henderson
    Make sure you line up your
    creations in the hallway.
[12:22] Students
    Hey, look!
[12:24] Emile
    Your giraffe's legs are so stubby.
[12:26] Ewen
    Well, look at that ridiculous
    mane on your lion!
[12:30] Becky
    My creation is clearly the best!
[12:32] Anya
    Second Son... I'm sorry I was so useless.
[12:37] Anya
    You can have this instead of the feathers.
[12:41] Damian
    Huh?
[12:42] Damian
    What is this? It's just the garbage you made.
[12:46] Anya
    I turned it into a girl griffin!
[12:49] Anya
    Make it a pair with yours!
[12:51] Damian
    Huh? Why do I need to add that to it?
[12:56] Anya
    A...
[12:57] Anya
    Apparently, if you have love, you can fly.
[13:02] Damian
    Huh?
[13:07] Official A
    Oho. Are these the sculptures
    from our first graders?
[13:12] Official A
    They are all quite adorable.
[13:19] Official A
    Th-This is...
[13:24] Damian
    Huh?
[13:32] Damian
    That sculpture... won the top prize?
[13:38] Henderson
    One of the officials from the board of
    education was quite impressed with it.
[13:42] Henderson
    "The fact that it still looked so regal
    despite having its wings torn apart
[13:46] Henderson
    made me think that our country still had a
    future and could recover from this war."
[13:51] Damian
    Huh? Uh, right...
[13:53] Damian
    That piece of garbage? Really?
[13:55] Ewen
    Impressive as ever, Lord Damian!
[13:57] Emile
    Good form!
[13:59] Henderson
    Apparently, he couldn't hold back his tears
[14:02] Henderson
    when he saw the corpse of the
    innocent baby griffin next to it.
[14:12] Anya
    Th-That's great. You can
    show it off to your father.
[14:17] Anya
    All according to plan!
[14:19] Damian
    Huh?
[14:20] Damian
    Like I could ever show that
    pathetic thing to my father!
[14:25] Anya
    Shock!
[14:29] Anya
    Operation Griffin... has ended.
[14:41] Damian
    Hello?
[14:42] Damian
    Yes, Jeeves, it's me.
[14:44] Student A
    That elephant was really weird, wasn't it?
[14:47] Damian
    Yes. I'm fine. Is Max well?
[14:47] Student B
    It was so long.
[14:50] Jeeves
    Yes. Will you be returning during break?
[14:57] Damian
    No... Father won't be home anyway, will he?
[15:01] Jeeves
    He... will not.
[15:04] Jeeves
    But Master Demmy will be returning home.
[15:09] Damian
    I have exams coming up, so I'll stay
    here to concentrate on my studies.
[15:13] Jeeves
    Brilliant, Young Master Dammy.
[15:16] Damian
    Oh, right. Today, in arts and crafts class...
[15:25] Jeeves
    Hm?
[15:26] Damian
    No, never mind.
[15:30] Damian
    Jeeves... You told Father about
    my orientation, didn't you?
[15:37] Damian
    Did he say anything about it?
[15:40] Jeeves
    Why, yes, he did.
[15:42] Jeeves
    He was quite worried about your health.
[15:49] Damian
    You liar.
[15:51] Damian
    I see. Thanks.
[15:53] Damian
    I'm going to go now.
[16:03] Damian
    Father has never worried about me.
[16:14] Ewen
    I'm telling you, that was just a coincidence!
[16:15] Damian
    Ewen, Emile...
[16:17] Emile
    Oh, Lord Damian!
[16:18] Ewen
    Are you done with your phone call?
[16:20] Damian
    Yeah. Once we're done eating, let's study
    for our exams with some instructors.
[16:24] Emile
    But of course!
[16:26] Ewen
    Let's concentrate most on English,
    since it's your weakest subject.
[16:29] Damian
    Shut up.
[16:32] Damian
    I guess...
[16:35] Damian
    I really will have to become
    an Imperial Scholar.
[16:40] Henderson
    The top prize...
[16:44] Henderson
    The top prize?
[16:49] Narrator
    Sylvia Sherwood.
[16:51] Narrator
    A handler at WISE, the Westalis
    Intelligence Services Eastern-Focused division.
[16:55] Narrator
    Age: ■■. Single.
[16:59] Narrator
    Officially, she performs duties as an
    attaché at Westalis's embassy in the East.
[17:03] Narrator
    And unofficially, she commands
    a number of intelligence agents
[17:07] Narrator
    despite being under strict
    surveillance by the Secret Police.
[17:10] Narrator
    Because of her constantly
    flawless performance,
[17:13] Narrator
    her agents call her "Fullmetal Lady,"
[17:17] Narrator
    and are in awe of her.
SIGN    FULLMETAL LADY
[17:33] Eastern Security Service Agent A
    We will now begin our operation to
    tail Westalis's Secretary Sherwood.
[17:44] Sylvia
    I should praise them for
    their persistence, at least.
[17:48] Sylvia
    The same clothes, the same shop,
[17:53] Sylvia
    the same route...
[17:56] Sylvia
    Every Wednesday, I go to the public pool.
[18:09] Sylvia
    Having continuously been
    shown Sylvia's routine,
[18:12] Sylvia
    their slow little minds come to a halt.
[18:18] Eastern Security Service Agent B
    The same ol' pool...
[18:20] Eastern Security Service Agent A
    She's gonna be in there for at least an hour.
[18:22] Eastern Security Service Agent A
    Guess we can get some food.
[18:25] Sylvia
    As long as I can create some free time,
[18:27] Sylvia
    being able to act freely
[18:29] Sylvia
    is not a difficult task,
    despite being in the enemy nation.
[18:35] Sylvia
    Now, then. I should head to
    my meeting spot with Twilight.
[18:39] Eastern Security Service Agent B
    And then the fool tripped and fell flat.
[18:42] Eastern Security Service Agent A
    What an idiot.
[18:46] Sylvia
    This coat I just bought isn't half bad.
[18:51] Sylvia
    Fools who let down their guard
    cannot survive in this world.
[18:58] Sylvia
    Good day, or perhaps good evening,
     Agent Twilight.
[19:04] Sylvia
    That covers the details of the
    Desmond camp's financial reports.
[19:08] Sylvia
    One of them is a paper company,
    and though their public numbers are low...
[19:14] Loid
    I can't tell her...
[19:17] Loid
    that her brand-new coat still has the tag on it.
[19:21] Loid
    I just...
[19:23] Loid
    could never tell the Fullmetal
    Lady, the Handler, that.
[19:34] Narrator
    Loid Forger. Code name: Twilight.
[19:38] Narrator
    A WISE agent who always pulls off his
    missions and wants nothing but peace.
[19:43] Narrator
    An aloof spy who threw away any
    chance at normal happiness.
[19:47] Loid
    Every meeting with the Handler
    puts our lives at stake.
[19:53] Loid
    If there is anyone tailing the Handler,
[19:57] Loid
    we must naturally shake them off.
[20:05] Sylvia
    Two to the north, and one to the east.
[20:09] Loid
    Shall we cancel?
[20:11] Sylvia
    No, we will meet at Point C.
[20:14] Sylvia
    Let's take care of this quickly.
[20:16] Loid
    Roger.
[20:20] Loid
    This is how we exchange information
[20:21] Loid
    every day to preserve the peace
    between the East and West.
[20:26] Sylvia
    Good day, or perhaps good evening,
     Agent Twilight.
[20:31] Sylvia
    Report your progress with Operation Strix.
[20:38] Loid
    My daughter...
[20:40] Loid
    can now clear two levels on the jump box.
[20:44] Loid
    She can also now jump
    rope five times in a row.
[20:50] Sylvia
    What in the world is he on about?
SIGN    Omelet Rice♥
SIGN    Omelet Rice♥
[22:30] Young Yor
    Yuri! I tried to cook something!
[22:34] Young Yor
    Here's some omelet rice!
[22:35] Young Yuri
    Wow, that's amazing, Sis!
[22:38] Young Yuri
    I have no idea what this
    substance could be!
[22:40] Young Yuri
    Down the hatch!
SIGN    Please wait a little while
[22:48] Young Yuri
    Yum!
[22:53] Young Yuri
    It's so good, Sis! Barf!
[22:56] Young Yor
    Oh, that's wonderful!
[22:58] Young Yor
    I'll try to make you home-cooked
    meals from now on!
[23:01] Young Yor
    I tried making some cream-sauce pasta.
[23:03] Young Yuri
    Wow! Nothing here resembles pasta at all!
[23:06] Young Yuri
    That's amazing!
[23:10] Young Yor
    Ta-da! Here's some cake!
[23:12] Young Yuri
    Wow! I've never seen cake
    so blue! That's amazing!
[23:25] Young Yuri
    Sis, you're such an amazing cook,
    I bet you can get married in no time!
[23:31] Young Yor
    Oh, stop!
[23:32] Young Yor
    Yuri!
[23:41] Narrator
    And so this man obtained an invincible body.
[23:45] First Lieutenant
    So you were dizzy because you'd
    stayed up for four nights
[23:48] First Lieutenant
    and then got run over by a truck yesterday.
[23:50] First Lieutenant
    Be more careful.
[23:52] Yuri
    I'm perfectly fine.
SIGN    UNCLE THE PRIVATE TUTOR
    DAYBREAK

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[00:01] Henderson
    Students, your midterm examinations
    will take place the week after next.
[00:05] Henderson
    There are four subjects total,
    and Stellas will be rewarded
SIGN    UNCLE THE PRIVATE TUTOR
[00:09] Henderson
    for the top two scoring students
    for each subject in each grade.
[00:12] Henderson
    On the other hand, those who receive
    failing marks will receive a Tonitrus Bolt,
[00:16] Henderson
    so bear this in mind.
[00:18] Henderson
    I will now return your history
    quizzes from the other day.
[00:22] Henderson
    Alice Paulette.
[00:24] Becky
    Don't tests make you nervous, Anya?
[00:26] Henderson
    Edward Perkshire.
[00:27] Anya
    No problem.
[00:28] Anya
    I've been studying hard lately.
[00:31] Henderson
    Anya Forger.
[00:39] Henderson
    Not elegant. You will have a
    supplementary lesson after school.
[00:49] Damian
    Heh.
[00:51] Emile
    That is a flawless impression, Lord Damian!
[00:54] Ewen
    You got how stupid she looks down perfectly.
[00:58] Anya
    I hate Second Son, but I just had a great idea.
SIGN    Supplementary Lesson
[01:01] Anya
    If I read Second Son's mind during
    history exams, I can get good scores.
[01:07] Henderson
    Forger! What are you laughing about?
[01:09] Henderson
    As punishment, you get an extra assignment.
[01:12] Anya
    The teacher was mean,
    and now I'm getting home late.
[01:17] Anya
    Mister Moon is peeking out to say hello.
[01:23] Anya
    Papa! Papa!
[01:26] Yor
    Welcome home.
[01:28] Loid
    What are you so panicked about?
[01:29] Anya
    Papa, how much of Mister Moon
    will be out in two weeks?
[01:33] Loid
    Oh, you mean the lunar phase?
[01:34] Loid
    In about two weeks, it'll be the new moon.
[01:37] Loid
    Were you going to go stargazing?
[01:38] Anya
    I knew it!
[01:40] Loid
    By the way, you have your exams
    in two weeks, don't you?
[01:42] Loid
    All right, then. Let's do
    some studying before dinner.
[01:46] Loid
    I'll go over any parts you don't understand.
[01:48] Loid
    Hello? Let's start studying.
[01:51] Anya
    Anya, the super telepath
    who saved the world...
[01:54] Anya
    Even Anya has her weaknesses.
[01:56] Anya
    The guys at the lab called
    it "eclipse" or something.
[02:01] Anya
    On the one day each month
    that Mister Moon goes away,
[02:04] Anya
    Anya's power to read minds goes away, too.
[02:08] Anya
    The tests are on the day of the eclipse.
[02:11] Anya
    Which means Anya...
[02:13] Anya
    won't be able to cheat on the tests!
[02:16] Anya
    Oh, no... I'm facing my
    biggest challenge ever.
[02:20] Anya
    I know! Bond, look into the future
    and show me the test answers!
[02:29] Anya
    Hamburg steak!
[02:31] Anya
    Tonight we're having Papa's
    Hamburg steak for dinner!
[02:34] Anya
    Yay!
[02:35] Loid
    I'm surprised you knew.
[02:37] Loid
    Did you peek in the fridge?
    I guess we can start dinner.
[02:41] Anya
    Om nom...
[02:43] Anya
    Zzz...
[02:47] Anya
    What am I going to do about
    my tests?! I totally passed out!
[02:50] Loid
    That's why I suggested
    that we study yesterday.
[02:53] Loid
    I'm off today, so I'll spend
    the whole day helping you out.
[03:00] Loid
    Her midterms will cover four subjects.
[03:03] Loid
    Which also means that she can receive
    up to four Tonitrus Bolts at once.
[03:07] Loid
    I've long since given up on the possibility
    of her getting four Stellas.
[03:10] Loid
    Combined with her finals, it is very possible
    she will receive a total of eight Tonitrus Bolts.
[03:16] Loid
    I need to make sure she doesn't get expelled
    before I sneak into that social gathering.
[03:20] Loid
    To prevent that, we need to raise
    her basic academic knowledge.
[03:22] Loid
    So this obviously becomes this...
[03:23] Loid
    And then, that'll lead to
    the social gathering...
[03:25] Anya
    Papa's mind is talking so much that
    I can't concentrate on studying.
[03:30] Loid
    Hmm... I still can't figure out
    what's so hard for her.
[03:34] Yor
    Oh, right. I asked Yuri if he would
    be Miss Anya's tutor the other day,
[03:39] Yor
    and he seemed rather optimistic about it.
[03:41] Yor
    Should I give him a call?
[03:43] Loid
    Is that all right?
[03:45] Anya
    Unkie!
[03:48] Yuri
    Yahoo-hoo! I'm here, Sis!
[03:52] Loid
    So fast...
[03:52] Yor
    Welcome, Yuri.
[03:54] Loid
    It's been a while, Yuri.
[03:56] Loid
    Maybe we should permanently leave
    out the happy married couple set.
[03:59] Yuri
    Grr! What are you doing here, Loid Forger?
[04:01] Yuri
    Go to work on your day off, too.
[04:05] Yor
    This is my younger brother Yuri, Miss Anya.
[04:07] Yuri
    So this imp is the child
    of the accursed Forger.
[04:09] Anya
    I am Papa's child, Anya.
[04:12] Anya
    Peased to meet you.
[04:13] Anya
    Secret Police? Is he scary?
[04:16] Yuri
    Sis is basically a goddess!
SIGN    Sis's outfit is so stylish
SIGN    I miss Sis's cooking
SIGN    I get to see Sis today. What a blessed day!
[04:16] Yuri
    Sis was dazzling the other day
    and she's still dazzling today!
[04:16] Yuri
    Sis!
SIGN    Maybe I'll kill Loid Forger and take Sis back
SIGN    I was about to die from loneliness since I hadn't seen Sis in a week
SIGN    Sis looks great with a kid next to her, too.
SIGN    Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!
[04:18] Yor
    Come, now. Introduce yourself.
SIGN    Sis, Sissssssssssssss
SIGN    Sis, Sissssssssssssss
SIGN    Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!
[04:21] Anya
    Burp...
[04:23] Anya
    Anya just got heartburn. Hurp.
[04:26] Yor
    Oh, dear. Are you all right?
[04:28] Yor
    Shall we take a little break
    before we start studying?
[04:33] Loid
    How have you been lately?
[04:34] Loid
    Things must've been pretty hectic at the
    Ministry of Foreign Affairs during that summit.
[04:38] Loid
    Gathering intel and all.
[04:40] Yuri
    Huh? Uh, yes...
[04:42] Loid
    The Security Service must've realized
    that the minister was Twilight.
[04:45] Loid
    It was an emergency,
    but that was definitely risky.
[04:47] Yuri
    Is he mocking us for delaying the summit
    because of the terrorist attack?!
[04:52] Yuri
    Don't think you're going to ruin my
    reputation in front of Sis, you foul man!
[04:56] Yuri
    I need to show off!
[04:56] Loid
    I need to be on my guard.
[04:57] Anya
    A spy versus the Secret Police... So exciting!
[05:01] Anya
    Unkie doesn't know Papa's
    true identity. Papa wins.
[05:05] Anya
    Huff, huff!
[05:06] Loid
    Well, you seem rather chipper.
    In that case, let's start studying.
[05:10] Loid
    I'm probably in the way,
    so I'll go shopping.
[05:13] Yor
    All right.
[05:14] Loid
    Now I have time to take
    care of another mission.
[05:17] Anya
    But the showdown...
SIGN    Biology for Good Boys and Girls
[05:19] Yor
    Well, let's get started.
[05:22] Yuri
    I came here reflexively because
    Sis asked me to be here,
[05:25] Yuri
    but why must I bother with
    this dopey-faced gremlin?
[05:28] Yuri
    Okay, try solving this problem.
[05:31] Yuri
    You get to stay with Sis every day,
    you greedy little imp.
[05:34] Yuri
    I'll throw hard questions at her and
    show her how tough society can be!
[05:38] Yuri
    What?! You got all of them correct?!
[05:40] Yor
    Oh, my!
[05:43] Yuri
    Perhaps you don't need to study.
[05:46] Anya
    Oh, no!
[05:47] Anya
    I can't cheat on the day of the tests,
    so I need to take this seriously.
[05:51] Anya
    Th-That was just a fluke.
    I just guessed all the answers.
[05:54] Yuri
    Huh? Uh... Of course you did.
    It'd be inconceivable otherwise.
[05:58] Yuri
    No! That's wrong!
[06:00] Yuri
    Just how dense are you?
[06:02] Yuri
    Take this seriously!
[06:04] Anya
    I am!
[06:05] Yor
    Yuri, please teach her more gently.
[06:08] Yor
    I don't want Miss Anya to get expelled.
[06:12] (Flashback) Anya
    But I want to go to school...
[06:14] (Flashback) Loid
    This was also the wish of my late wife.
[06:18] Yor
    Please, Yuri. I'm counting on you. Okay?
SIGN    Sis
SIGN    Sis
[06:22] Yuri
    S-S-S-Sis!
SIGN    Sis
SIGN    Sis
SIGN    Sis
SIGN    Sis
[06:25] Yuri
    O-Okay... But her basic knowledge is just...
[06:30] Anya
    Anya will do her bestest!
[06:31] Anya
    Anya will become an Imperel Scooter
    and become really important
[06:35] Anya
    so she can feed Mama lots of yummy things!
[06:38] Yuri
    What a little angel!
[06:39] Yor
    Oh, my!
[06:40] Yuri
    Where did this angel come from?!
[06:42] Yuri
    And what in the world is an Imperel Scooter?
[06:44] Yor
    Miss Anya, I'll prepare you
    some tea snacks right away!
[06:47] Anya
    Yay.
[06:48] Yuri
    She's so considerate of Sis...
    No, calm down.
[06:52] Yuri
    This is the daughter of that vile
    sister-stealer! Don't let her fool you!
[06:55] Yuri
    B-But if this little gremlin happens
    to get high marks due to my tutelage,
[06:59] Yuri
    Sis will say, "I love you, Yuri!"
[07:01] Yuri
    All right, fine. I'll instruct you.
[07:07] Yuri
    Come on. You got another one wrong.
[07:10] Yuri
    No, it's all right.
[07:12] Yuri
    The important thing is that you
    understand why you got it wrong.
[07:15] Yuri
    Don't think too hard about this.
    Just concentrate on this verb.
[07:21] Yor
    This takes me back.
[07:23] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    Sis, this is how you do this part.
[07:26] (Flashback) Young Yuri
    Easy, right?
[07:27] (Flashback) Young Yor
    Ah...
[07:29] Yuri
    Come on. You can do this.
[07:34] Yuri
    Do you dislike studying?
[07:35] Anya
    It's the worst.
[07:36] Anya
    Do you actually like studying, Unkie?
     What's wrong with you?
[07:39] Yuri
    Don't call me "Unkie."
[07:41] Yuri
    As for me...
[07:43] Yuri
    I was very frustrated at myself for
    being so powerless when I was young.
[07:47] Yuri
    I wanted to help Sis out as soon as I could.
[07:49] Yuri
    And to do that, I studied extra hard.
[07:52] Yuri
    I felt elated every time
    I got an answer right,
[07:54] Yuri
    as if I had grown a centimeter each time.
[07:56] Yuri
    I worked extra hard in language.
[07:59] Yuri
    If I was eloquent, I thought I could
    become a journalist or a lawyer
[08:01] Yuri
    and make this world that Sis
    lives in an even better place.
[08:05] Yuri
    I also worked extra hard
    in chemistry and biology.
[08:07] Yuri
    With a strong understanding
    of the body and pharmaceuticals,
[08:10] Yuri
    I thought I could heal any
    of Sis's wounds or ailments.
[08:13] Yuri
    I worked extra hard in mathematics
    and physics, as well.
[08:15] Yuri
    Because I thought that would help my
    sister live a stable and easy life.
[08:20] Yuri
    In the end, I ended up in the
    Ministry of Foreign Affairs,
[08:23] Yuri
    but everything I worked hard to
    learn still helps me every day.
[08:26] Anya
    Oh...
[08:27] Yuri
    An ancient wise man once said,
     "Knowledge is power."
[08:31] Yuri
    If you also want to become worthwhile,
[08:34] Yuri
    you need to unleash your brain's
     potential by studying.
[08:37] Anya
    No leash is power?!
[08:38] Yuri
    No!
[08:40] Anya
    If I study, I'll be able to make medicine?
[08:42] Yuri
    That's right.
[08:43] Anya
    And make rockets, too?
[08:45] Yuri
    Of course!
[08:45] Anya
    And conquer the world?!
[08:47] Yuri
    That's, uh... well, sure.
[08:49] Yuri
    Wait... you want to conquer the world?
[08:52] Yuri
    All right, bring on your
    next set of questions!
[08:54] Yuri
    Listen well! The test right
    before you doesn't matter!
[08:57] Yuri
    Instead, envision yourself
    being successful in the future!
[09:00] Anya
    Yes, sir!
[09:02] Yuri
    Envision Sis's beautiful
    smile in that future!
[09:05] Anya
    Sir, yes, sir!
[09:07] Yor
    Please don't teach her
    too many strange ideas.
[09:15] Yuri
    Well? Have you mastered...
    this grammar lesson yet?
[09:19] Anya
    What's grammar?
[09:20] Yuri
    This is a total waste of time!
[09:23] Yuri
    I'm going home! I can't deal with this crap!
[09:25] Yor
    Yuri!
[09:26] Yuri
    That's right. I need to study, too.
[09:29] Yuri
    I'm still lacking.
[09:31] Yuri
    If only I was strong enough,
    I could've captured Twilight!
[09:35] Yuri
    I could've eliminated the
    threat from the West!
[09:38] Yuri
    I need...
[09:39] Yuri
    more strength to protect
    Sis and this country.
[09:43] Yuri
    Sorry, Sis. I have to go.
[09:48] Yor
    Goodness, he's as impatient as ever.
[09:52] Yor
    And after I worked so hard making these snacks.
[10:00] Yuri
    So good... horf!
[10:05] Yor
    Aw, he ate all of them.
    I guess I'll bake another batch.
[10:10] Anya
    It's okay. Anya is full right now.
[10:16] Anya
    Back then, if only I could've read
    the clock or disarmed the bomb...
[10:21] Anya
    I might've been able to properly
    help Papa on his mission.
[10:27] Anya
    Anya's going to go study in her room.
[10:29] Yor
    All right.
[10:31] Yor
    My, how commendable.
[10:33] Loid
    I'm home.
[10:36] Yor
    Welcome home, Loid.
[10:38] Yor
    Miss Anya was working
    very hard on her studies.
[10:41] Loid
    I see. That's great to hear.
SIGN    Foreign Languages  Easy
[10:43] Loid
    Let's take a look...
[10:45] Loid
    Hm? Foreign languages?
[10:47] Yor
    Yes! She was putting
    everything she had into it!
[10:50] Loid
    Foreign languages won't be
    on her midterms, though.
[10:55] Loid
    Heh...
SIGN    2
    Weeks
     Later
[10:59] Loid
    Operation Strix may be doomed.
[11:03] Becky
    It's finally time, Anya!
    How confident are you feeling?
[11:08] Anya
    You'll be astonished when you see
    that no leash is power, dear Becky.
[11:12] Becky
    Huh? What does that even mean?
[11:14] Becky
    Anyway, I guess you seem confident.
[11:16] Becky
    I can't lose, either!
[11:18] Henderson
    We will now begin...
[11:21] Henderson
    your first-term midterm exams!
[11:29] Student A
    I did awful in math.
[11:32] Student B
    I think I might've gotten
    an 80 on my language test.
SIGN    DAYBREAK
[11:36] Instructor A
    How did the first graders' tests go this time?
[11:39] Instructor B
    I just glanced at the results, and I must
     say that they were rather unsavory.
[11:42] Instructor B
    Perhaps the questions were a bit difficult.
[11:44] Instructor C
    Meaning, they were just right.
[11:47] Instructor B
    I'm sure we'll see some parents and guardians
[11:49] Instructor B
    trying to buy their kids'
    grades again this year.
[11:52] Instructor B
    Though our current principal
    would never allow such things.
[11:55] Instructor C
    Those at the top of this
    school will also stand
[11:58] Instructor C
    at the top of this country one day, as well.
[12:01] Instructor C
    Not even a single point can be altered.
[12:04] Instructor C
    These answer sheets are important documents
    that will determine the future of this country.
[12:08] Instructor C
    They must be securely locked
    away until the grading is done.
[12:14] Loid
    My name is Twilight.
[12:16] Loid
    I am currently conducting Operation Strix
    to maintain peace between the East and West.
[12:20] Loid
    But there are currently dark clouds
    gathering on this mission's horizon.
[12:23] Loid
    The midterms could mean Tonitrus Bolts,
    which means that Anya possibly...
[12:27] Loid
    No, that she absolutely...
[12:29] (Flashback) Anya
    Anya's got this!
[12:31] Loid
    She's doomed. There's no doubt about it.
[12:34] Loid
    Which means I'll have to rely
    on some questionable methods.
[12:37] Loid
    I know it's too risky for her
    to memorize all the answers
[12:40] Loid
    from her entrance exam prep.
[12:42] Loid
    Which means that this time, I'll have to
    do something more absolute and direct...
[12:45] Loid
    and alter her answer sheets
    before they're graded!
[12:49] Girl student A
    Goodbye, sir.
[12:52] Loid
    The only obstacle is this school's security.
[12:55] Loid
    It's not as troublesome as the
    management of the entrance exam,
[12:58] Loid
    but security is heavy at the
    north tower where the safe is.
[13:00] Loid
    It will take some time to infiltrate.
[13:02] Loid
    I can't do anything too risky and let
    the school grow suspicious, either.
[13:06] Loid
    I need to be extra careful and
    leave no trace that I was here.
[13:14] Loid
    Who in the world is that?
[13:15] Loid
    He's not one of the instructors, nor any
    other member of the faculty I've seen.
[13:19] Loid
    More importantly...
[13:21] Loid
    He's blatantly suspicious!
[13:24] Daybreak
    My name's Daybreak.
[13:26] Daybreak
    I'm an elite spy for a certain organization.
[13:29] Daybreak
    My mission is to alter a certain
    student's answer sheets.
[13:32] Daybreak
    Talk about child's play.
[13:34] Daybreak
    What? How'd I get my cool name?
[13:36] Daybreak
    Apparently, a real super-spy from the West
    named Twilight has infiltrated our country,
[13:40] Daybreak
    so I decided I would be the
    rising star who'll fight against him.
[13:45] Daybreak
    Twilight of the West, Daybreak of the East.
[13:48] Daybreak
    We'll see which spy comes out on top!
[13:51] Daybreak
    This is my first mission.
[13:53] Daybreak
    Behold! The beginning of a true legend!
[13:56] Loid
    He's heading toward the north tower?
    Don't tell me he's here for the same reason.
[14:00] Loid
    What in the world is all that
    nonsensical tumbling?
[14:02] Loid
    It's hard to fathom, but he
    must be in my line of business.
[14:04] Loid
    Not good. If he causes a commotion,
    it'll affect my mission, as well.
[14:08] Loid
    No, fool! Don't go that way at this time of day!
[14:11] Security officer A
    So, yeah. That teacher was a real hottie.
[14:12] Daybreak
    Security's making their rounds!
[14:13] Daybreak
    Not good!
[14:13] Security officer A
    She's totally into me, too.
[14:15] Security officer B
    Don't even try it. You don't have a prayer.
[14:17] Security officer A
    Like you're one to talk. Just you watch.
[14:21] Security officer A
    I'm gonna get her contact info tomorrow.
[14:22] Security officer A
    Actually, I'll even...
[14:24] Loid
    He managed to fool them!
[14:25] Loid
    None of this makes sense,
    but he managed to fool them!
[14:28] Loid
    Is it some form of camouflage?
[14:30] Loid
    Such physical strength and courage!
[14:32] Loid
    Did he acquire some technique
    to overcome his human flaws?
[14:40] Daybreak
    Damn! It's locked!
[14:43] Loid
    What should I do?
[14:44] Loid
    If he's going to get in the way,
[14:46] Loid
    it might be better to eliminate
    him before he enters the building,
[14:48] Loid
    or while he's busy trying
    to unlock the door...
[14:52] Loid
    Hello?!
[14:52] Loid
    Is he that stupid?!
    What if someone notices him?!
[14:55] Loid
    Maybe he's a burglar, not a spy?
[14:57] Loid
    No, he's far too ill-prepared
    for even a burglar.
[15:00] Loid
    Leaving any trace of infiltration makes
    an inconvenient investigation more likely!
[15:03] Loid
    I'll just make it look like some club
    got too rowdy during evening practice.
[15:06] Loid
    My apologies, soccer club!
[15:10] Daybreak
    The north tower, the north tower...
[15:13] Loid
    Damn him... He's just wandering
    about completely unguarded.
[15:16] Loid
    As much as I'd like to eliminate him, I can't
    randomly go after someone I know nothing about.
[15:20] Loid
    What in the world is he after?
    And can't he be quieter about it?!
[15:25] Daybreak
    Hey, come on, man! No one told
    me there'd be someone inside!
[15:30] Daybreak
    It clearly looks like that guard needs
    to open the door for me to get in! Hello?!
[15:36] Daybreak
    What should I do? This is the only way in.
[15:41] Guard
    Who's there? What are you
    doing here at this hour?
[15:43] Daybreak
    Huh? Er, I just had a little
    business up ahead.
[15:46] Guard
    In the safe? Pardon me,
    but are you an instructor?
[15:49] Guard
    May I see some ID?
[15:50] Daybreak
    Huh? ID?
[15:52] Daybreak
    Er, uh... Hey, it's me! You know,
     the guy from informatics.
[15:56] Daybreak
    I'm famous.
[15:57] Guard
    If you do not have ID, please leave.
[16:00] Daybreak
    Aw, don't be like that. Come on,
    guy. Just let me in for a bit.
[16:03] Guard
    I'm going to call the police.
[16:04] Loid
    Shit! If the police show up,
    it'll cause even more trouble!
[16:07] Loid
    Informatics... Informatics...
[16:09] Daybreak
    Come on, just—huh?
[16:10] Viehmann
    Pardon me.
[16:12] Viehmann
    This was on the floor over there. Is it yours?
[16:15] Loid
    Thank goodness I brought
    backup IDs for every subject!
[16:19] Daybreak
    Huh? I've never seen that bef—
[16:21] Viehmann
    Ahem... You're the new
    instructor, Mister Brown, right?
[16:24] Viehmann
    You'll be able to go in with this.
[16:26] Daybreak
    O-Oh, right, right! I dropped that somewhere.
[16:30] Daybreak
    Thanks, bud.
[16:31] Viehmann
    Not a problem.
[16:33] Loid
    He seriously wrote down
    mission notes on his hand!
[16:36] Loid
    You can't be serious! Is this a trap?!
[16:38] Loid
    Is this actually some kind of trap?!
[16:39] Guard
    Please, go right on in.
[16:41] Daybreak
    You're a lifesaver.
[16:44] Loid
    From what I could read,
[16:45] Loid
    there were two student numbers,
    and he was altering literature scores.
[16:48] Loid
    So he is in my business.
    And the two student numbers
[16:52] Loid
    belong to the Desmond brothers.
[16:54] Loid
    Does that mean his client is...
[16:56] Loid
    No, I'm jumping to conclusions.
    I lack information.
[16:59] Daybreak
    So here we are... safe number seven.
[17:01] Daybreak
    I totally wrote down the passcode,
    because I'm awesome.
SIGN    WRONG
[17:05] Daybreak
    Wait, did I write down the wrong numbers?
[17:10] Daybreak
    I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
    You go right ahead.
[17:13] Daybreak
    Pardon.
[17:14] Loid
    There is no public restroom in this building.
[17:16] Loid
    More importantly, I don't want to
    even think about Operation Strix
[17:19] Loid
    being jeopardized over
    someone hiring this fool.
[17:22] Loid
    Honestly...
[17:24] Daybreak
    Thanks, moron!
[17:28] Daybreak
    I need you to take a little nap.
[17:31] Daybreak
    I'll bring him inside so the
    security guard doesn't find him.
[17:36] Daybreak
    Lessee... The first graders' answer sheets...
     First graders' answer sheets...
[17:41] Loid
    It's probably safer to carry
    out my mission after he's done.
[17:44] Daybreak
    Oh, here we go.
[17:45] Loid
    His methods sure are crude...
[17:47] Daybreak
    Damn it! This case is locked, too!
[17:49] Daybreak
    Damn it! It won't open!
[17:51] Daybreak
    Come on!
[17:52] Loid
    Get on with it...
[17:54] Daybreak
    All right! Mission complete!
[17:56] Daybreak
    That was perfect. I'm quivering
    at my own awesomeness.
[18:00] Daybreak
    I've clearly surpassed Twilight
    at this point. So sorry, Twilight.
[18:05] Daybreak
    All right! I'm gonna buy me some
    beef instead of pork on my way home!
[18:09] Loid
    What's this about me? If you're done,
    just shut up and leave.
[18:12] Daybreak
    Now my rep's gonna skyrocket,
    and I'll get all the jobs!
[18:16] Daybreak
    My name may even make the papers!
[18:19] Daybreak
    Nah, it won't be in the newspapers.
[18:22] Daybreak
    I'm a spy, after all.
[18:24] Daybreak
    No one's ever gonna actually notice me.
[18:29] Daybreak
    All right, then.
[18:30] Daybreak
    While I'm altering these, I'll include
    an autograph from Agent Daybreak!
[18:33] Loid
    Hey! You're a damn spy! Don't willingly
    leave traces that you were here!
[18:37] Daybreak
    Hey... you're awake.
[18:40] Loid
    Shit! I couldn't keep myself from yelling
    about what an ignoramus he is!
[18:43] Viehmann
    Er, I'm terribly sorry!
    I didn't see anything!
[18:46] Viehmann
    I promise I won't tell anyone,
    so please, spare my life!
[18:49] Loid
    I might just have to take care of him.
[18:51] Daybreak
    Hey, who the hell do you think I am?
[18:54] Daybreak
    You damn well better tell everyone!
    Tell them how awesome I am!
[18:57] Viehmann
    Huh?
[18:59] Daybreak
    Hark! My name is Daybreak!
[19:02] Daybreak
    I need you to nonchalantly tell the masses
    what an awesome, cool spy I am.
[19:05] Daybreak
    Spread the word far and wide!
[19:08] Daybreak
    I don't mind if you embellish a bit.
[19:10] Daybreak
    For example, how I walked through walls
    or stopped a bullet with my bare hands!
[19:13] Daybreak
    Oh, but the details of the
    mission are a secret, got it?
[19:16] Daybreak
    TTYL, brother!
[19:18] Daybreak
    Bye, now. Adios!
[19:27] Loid
    Who in the world was he?
[19:30] Loid
    Are the Desmond brothers' grades
[19:32] Loid
    in that much danger, to have a
    fool like him take care of them?
[19:34] Loid
    It's actually the opposite.
[19:37] Loid
    They've been altered to become failing grades.
[19:39] Loid
    His client must've been a business rival
    or political enemy of Desmond's.
[19:45] Loid
    It'd cause problems for me
    if they were both expelled.
[19:48] Loid
    I'll revert their answers to
    what they were originally.
[19:50] Loid
    I'll make out what the erased answers
    once were and copy their handwriting.
[19:54] Loid
    Damn it... That fool gave
    me even more work to do.
[19:58] Loid
    There, all done.
[19:59] Loid
    Looks like both brothers
    are quite intelligent.
[20:01] Loid
    Especially the older one. He's got
    perfect scores in almost every subject.
[20:04] Loid
    And on the other hand, we have Anya...
[20:08] Loid
    Anya, Anya... Here we go.
[20:11] Loid
    This is...
SIGN    5 
    Days 
    Later
[20:17] Student C
    I heard they posted the test
    results in the courtyard!
[20:20] Student D
    Let's go look!
[20:26] Ewen
    Lord Damian's rank...
[20:31] Ewen
    There it is! 11th place overall!
[20:33] Ewen
    You got 94 in history and
    placed second in our grade!
[20:36] Emile
    You got a Stella! Brilliant, Lord Damian!
[20:40] Ewen
    Congratulations!
[20:43] Becky
    Ugh. I'm in 46th place.
[20:46] Becky
    I guess that's not too bad, though.
[20:47] Becky
    I don't see your name, Anya.
    I wonder where you placed.
[20:50] Emile
    You should probably start at the bottom.
[20:53] Anya
    I actually already know where I placed.
[20:56] Anya
    Papa said in his mind that he went to check.
[21:00] Becky
    I found you, Anya!
[21:04] Becky
    213th...
[21:07] Becky
    D-Don't worry about it too much,
    Anya. Better luck next time.
[21:12] Damian
    G-Good for you, I guess.
    You apparently didn't fail.
[21:15] Damian
    I can't even laugh. Let's go.
[21:17] Anya
    Yes. Anya didn't get a single Tonitrus Bolt!
[21:21] Anya
    Heh.
[21:22] Loid
    Well done!
[21:23] Anya
    Now Papa's mission will be somewhat safer.
[21:24] Loid
    Good girl.
[21:28] Damian
    Wow... Even with that rank, she's smiling.
[21:31] Becky
    You're so positive, Anya!
[21:33] Becky
    That's wonderful!
[21:35] Anya
    Papa! I worked hard on my tests!
[21:40] Loid
    You just barely avoided failing all
    of them. How can you be so proud?
[21:46] Anya
    This isn't how it went in my head.
[21:47] Loid
    I need to be even stricter
    before her next midterms!
[21:50] Yor
    That's amazing, Miss Anya!
[21:52] Yor
    All your scores added together
    exceed 100 points!
[21:55] Loid
    Then again, she managed to avoid
    failing all of her tests on her own,
[21:59] Loid
    which was unexpected.
[22:00] Loid
    I guess she is working hard
    to do the best she can.
[22:04] Loid
    Because of that, my mission's safe for now.
[22:06] Loid
    I guess I should thank her.
[22:12] Loid
    What's that smirk for? Why aren't
    you reflecting on your mistakes?
SIGN    m 35 216 l 270 216 270 339 35 339
SIGN    Stella Needed to Become an Imperial Scholar: 7
    
    Tonitrus Bolts until Expulsion: 7
    
    Knowledge: +5
[22:15] Loid
    We're going to review after dinner.
[22:17] Anya
    Shock!
[22:19] Daybreak
    What? The mission failed?
[22:21] Daybreak
    No way! I totally—
[22:23] Daybreak
    I'm fired?! Hey, wait!
[22:24] Daybreak
    Hey! But my legend has just begun!
SIGN    A REVENGE PLOT AGAINST DESMOND
    MAMA BECOMES THE WIND

E19 - A Revenge Plot Against Desmond - Mama Becomes the Wind
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SIGN    Sometime
     Last
     Month
[01:33] (Flashback) George's Father
    We came to an official agreement.
[01:36] (Flashback) George's Father
    It'll be executed next month, on the 10th.
[01:38] (Flashback) Subordinate
    Sir, I offer my condolences.
[01:41] (Flashback) George's Father
    "Sir," eh? You won't have to
    call me that much longer.
[01:45] (Flashback) Subordinate
    The Desmond Group...
[01:47] (Flashback) George's Father
    You needn't say anything else.
[01:49] (Flashback) George's Father
    Can't fight the times.
[01:50] (Flashback) George's Father
    Our business was basically a
    candle flickering in the wind.
[01:55] (Flashback) George's Father
    What am I going to tell my son?
[01:59] (Flashback) George's Father
    How am I supposed to tell him
[02:01] George's Father
    our Glooman Pharmaceuticals company
    will cease to be in less than a month?
SIGN    A REVENGE PLOT AGAINST DESMOND
[02:11] Becky
    Everything feels so much more peaceful
    now that our tests are over.
[02:14] Anya
    I didn't get any Tonitrus Bolts,
    so Papa is also at peace.
[02:18] Becky
    Oh, is my sweet Loid pretty strict?
[02:22] Anya
    Papa is a monster when
    it comes to the mission.
[02:25] Anya
    He's a perfectionist.
[02:27] Becky
    I see. I guess it can be pretty rough when
    a parent's expectations are so high.
[02:32] Becky
    But...
[02:33] Becky
    My sweet Loid sounds like
    an amazing monster, too!
[02:35] Damian
    Desmond-Style...
[02:37] Damian
    Rolling... Sweep!
[02:47] Emile
    Well played, Lord Damian!
[02:49] Ewen
    Our school is cleaner already!
[02:52] Student A
    Wow, Damian. I guess you're
    amazing at cleaning, too.
[02:55] Student A
    You spun around so much.
[02:57] Student B
    Kids who get Stella through sheer
    talent are something else.
[03:01] Damian
    But of course.
[03:02] Student C
    Hey, we should have a study session
[03:04] Student C
    at Damian's place next break to
    get to know each other better.
[03:07] Student D
    Ooh, I want to go!
[03:08] Becky
    Ugh! They're so dumb,
    showering him with praise like that.
[03:11] Becky
    I'm impressed with his test results,
    but he's still a huge brat.
[03:14] Anya
    I would also like to study
    at Second Son's home.
[03:20] Becky
    Say... Is that really what's
    going on with you and him?
[03:24] Anya
    With me and him?
[03:26] Becky
    I'm sorry for calling him a huge brat.
[03:29] George
    I hate him.
[03:31] Emile
    Lord Damian, please observe my Fire
    Strong Axel Final Strong Dust Pan, too.
[03:31] Becky
    Hey, would you boys stop playing around?
[03:34] George
    I will never forgive you, Desmond.
[03:36] George
    I will never, ever forgive you.
[03:39] George
    I've brought you a dust pan, Damian.
[03:41] Damian
    Oh, thanks.
[03:43] Anya
    Who's that?
[03:44] Becky
    Huh? George?
[03:46] Becky
    George Glooman. He's in our class.
[03:49] George
    How... How did he get a Stella?
[03:52] George
    The plan has failed.
[03:54] George
    I even had my butler hire a spy to change
    all of his test results to failing scores.
[04:00] (Flashback) George
    This is three months' worth of my allowance.
     Hire an amazing spy with it.
[04:05] (Flashback) Butler
    As you wish.
[04:08] Anya
    There's a spy boss in our class?!
[04:11] Anya
    So the spy Papa fought the other day...
[04:13] Becky
    So, hey. More importantly,
    what do you like about Damian?
[04:18] Anya
    Anya is curious about that guy. Who is he?
[04:21] Becky
    Huh? No way. Are you, like,
    okay with any guy, Anya?
[04:26] Becky
    Don't bother with that guy.
    He's so, well, gloomy.
[04:30] George
    No, don't give up yet, George.
[04:33] George
    If you can force him to get expelled...
[04:35] Anya
    He's trying to get Second Son expelled?!
[04:38] George
    Not all hope is lost.
[04:41] George
    Oh?
[04:44] George
    This is a cigarette butt.
[04:46] George
    Damian... don't tell me you...
[04:49] Damian
    What? I've never even smoked before.
[04:51] George
    Sir, I need you right away!
[04:54] Damian
    Hey, stop! I told you it's not mine!
[05:03] Damian
    What the heck are you doing?
[05:05] Teacher
    What's going on here?
[05:06] George
    I was trying to report the cigarette
    I found, and then he punched me.
[05:11] George
    Ow...
[05:12] Damian
    What?!
[05:12] Teacher
    What?! Explain yourself, Damian!
[05:16] Teacher
    If this is true, you're in a lot of trouble!
[05:18] Emile
    Lord Damian would never
    do anything like that!
[05:21] Ewen
    He's lying!
[05:22] Teacher
    Y-You two are Damian's followers.
    I can't trust your word against his.
[05:30] Anya
    Second Son wouldn't do that.
[05:32] Anya
    Anya was watching.
[05:33] Anya
    He just fell down on his own.
[05:37] Teacher
    Wh-What in the world...
[05:39] Teacher
    It's like her eyes see through everything!
[05:41] Teacher
    Sh-She's the girl who got a Tonitrus Bolt
    on the first day of school.
[05:46] Teacher
    Oh, no. She's bad news.
[05:48] Teacher
    My thirty years as a teacher
    are telling me this.
[05:51] Teacher
    D-Don't go trying to bother your
    teacher with your silly games.
[05:55] Teacher
    Get back to cleaning. Honestly...
[05:58] Damian
    You...
[05:59] Anya
    Heh. I can't let you get expelled.
[06:03] Anya
    Plan B will be ruined.
[06:04] Becky
    Y-You were so cool, Anya!
    Even I felt like squeeing!
[06:10] Anya
    Squee?
[06:11] Becky
    I'm sure your feelings
    got through to Damian.
[06:14] Damian
    What?! Wh-Wh-Wh-What the heck
    are you talking about?!
[06:18] Damian
    No one asked you to help!
    I coulda handled it myself!
[06:21] George
    Yeah! Why did you get in the way?
[06:23] Damian
    Huh?
[06:25] Damian
    More importantly, who the
    hell do you think you are?
[06:28] Damian
    What are you trying to pull?!
[06:29] Damian
    What do you have against me?
[06:31] George
    Damn it! It's no use! My life is over!
[06:35] Damian
    Huh?
[06:38] Damian
    Your family's company went bankrupt?
[06:40] George
    That's right! Today, in fact.
[06:42] Damian
    Huh? That's really unfortunate and all,
    but I have nothing to do with that.
[06:47] George
    Your company is the one that crushed mine.
[06:51] Damian
    Huh?
[06:52] Ewen
    I-I guess I did hear something
    about the Desmond Group
[06:55] Ewen
    and Glooman Pharmaceuticals on the news.
[07:00] George
    If you had failed your
    tests and gotten expelled,
[07:04] George
    I thought the ensuing chaos in your family
    might've kept our company from going bankrupt.
[07:08] Damian
    Crushed?
[07:10] Damian
    Father's company would never
    do something so evil!
[07:13] Damian
    Don't try to drag me into these
    adult matters in the first place!
[07:16] Becky
    Yeah! That's going too far!
[07:19] George
    You're right.
[07:21] George
    But as things stand, I'll be forced to leave
    the school because of some dumb adults.
[07:26] Damian
    What? You're quitting?
[07:27] George
    If I can't stop the company from
    going bankrupt, my family will lose it.
[07:33] George
    Which means I'll obviously have
    to say goodbye to this school, too.
[07:37] George
    I envy you, Damian. You've been blessed
    with a good family, and you're popular.
[07:43] George
    Of course you'd get Stellas.
[07:45] George
    You've nothing in common with filth like me.
[07:48] Emile
    L-Lord Damian got his Stella
    because he's talented!
[07:52] Emile
    His family's got nothing to do with it!
[07:53] Ewen
    Yeah! It's your own fault
    that you're not popular!
[07:57] Ewen
    It's because you're a gloomy jerk!
[07:59] George
    Shock!
[08:00] Damian
    Hey.
[08:01] Anya
    The groupies are shitheads, too.
[08:03] George
    Shut up! Shut your mouths!
    You could never understand how I feel!
[08:08] George
    I wanted to experience my youth
    to the fullest in this school, too!
[08:12] George
    But even that turned into a fleeting dream!
[08:16] George
    If I'm bowing out after this, why am I even
    bothering with cleaning this courtyard?!
[08:21] George
    Isn't there something wrong with filth
    like me picking up this filth?!
[08:25] George
    I see how it is!
[08:28] Damian
    No one said anything like that.
[08:31] Damian
    Calm down.
[08:34] George
    Damn it all! I'm going to curse this world!
[08:37] Damian
    C-Come on, cheer up. I'll buy
    you some juice or something.
[08:42] Damian
    Er, I guess you probably
    wouldn't want that.
[08:44] Damian
    Sorry.
[08:46] George
    Boy, I sure would love a drink right now.
[08:48] Damian
    Huh?
[08:49] George
    The juice...
[08:50] George
    Today's gonna be my last
    day at school, after all.
[08:53] George
    If I don't take you up on that
    offer now, I'll never...
[08:55] Emile
    I-I'll go buy something.
[08:58] Damian
    Huh? Uh, sure.
[09:02] George
    Thanks. I feel a tiny bit better.
[09:05] Damian
    S-Sure...
[09:08] George
    Come to think of it,
[09:09] George
    I never ordered the most expensive
    caviar bowl you could get for lunch.
[09:15] George
    Who knows how I'm going
    to end up from the regret
[09:19] George
    of not being able to eat it
    before I'm as good as expelled?
[09:32] George
    Oh, yeah. I've always wanted to know what
    it feels like to have a Stella on my chest.
[09:37] George
    Will someone lend me theirs?
[09:39] Damian
    You little—
[09:40] George
    I was working really hard
    to earn a Stella myself.
[09:44] George
    But I couldn't concentrate on my studies
    after hearing about the bankruptcy.
[09:49] George
    I know it's unfounded, but my grudge
    against the Desmonds is taking control.
[09:56] George
    Ah! Someone take a photo!
[09:59] Damian
    Give it right back.
[10:01] George
    Okay, next...
[10:03] Emile
    Hey, don't get ahead of yourself!
[10:06] George
    Around this time next month, my family
     probably won't have a dalc to its name.
[10:11] George
    Then I'm probably going to get
    kidnapped and trafficked to Westalis.
[10:16] George
    I'm sure I'll have to live like a slave there.
[10:20] George
    Oh, poor me...
[10:21] George
    So let me just enjoy these
    last few moments of bliss.
[10:26] George
    Am I so worthless that
    I don't even deserve that?!
[10:33] Anya
    Don't worry. The West is a safe place.
[10:36] Anya
    Papa and that important
    lady are both really nice.
[10:41] George
    She doesn't know a thing about Westalis.
    Is she trying to console me?
[10:47] George
    Everyone's being so nice.
[10:49] George
    No one's ever been this kind to me.
[10:55] George
    Huh? There's...
[10:57] George
    saltwater pouring out of my eyes.
[11:00] Student E
    George...
[11:02] George
    Can I ask for just one more thing?
[11:05] George
    I was really looking forward to the
    choral contest at the end of the year.
[11:09] George
    I want to connect with all
    of you through song.
[11:13] George
    Can I? That's probably
    asking for too much...
[11:16] Damian, Emile & Ewen
    Huh? We're also...
[11:25] Anya
    Becky... for real?
[11:35] George
    Everyone...
[11:58] George
    Thank you, everyone.
[12:01] George
    Thank you for such wonderful memories.
[12:14] Damian
    George.
[12:16] Damian
    Here, you can have these.
[12:18] Damian
    My own personal school supplies.
[12:22] Damian
    They're super expensive.
[12:24] Damian
    Even if you quit school,
    don't you forget about us.
[12:27] George
    Damian...
[12:31] George
    Everyone...
[12:33] Student F
    You can have my favorite book.
[12:36] Student G
    Here's my watch.
[12:38] Student H
    Take good care of it.
[12:40] Anya
    Anya will give you this leaf she
    found on the side of the road.
[12:44] Student K
    Take care at your new school.
[12:46] Student A
    The kids from Class 3
    will always be together.
[12:50] George
    Thank you. I'll do my best!
[12:53] George
    I'll turn this pain in
    my heart into strength,
[12:55] George
    and continue to walk through
    this life full of hardships
[12:57] George
    without ever giving up!
[13:01] George
    Goodbye, everyone.
[13:06] George
    Goodbye, my beloved Eden!
[13:27] Anya
    So, yeah, that happened.
[13:29] Yor
    What a lovely story!
[13:31] Loid
    I-I see.
[13:32] Loid
    But Glooman Pharmaceuticals just
    got bought out. It's not going bankrupt.
[13:38] George
    Huh?
[13:40] George's Father
    Our company was facing a financial crisis,
    and the Desmond Group saved us from it.
[13:45] George's Father
    Management will change,
[13:47] George's Father
    but they welcomed me and the
    whole research team with open arms.
[13:51] George's Father
    I couldn't be more grateful for
    such a positive turn of events.
[13:55] George's Father
    Because I'll be losing my title as CEO and the
     Glooman Pharmaceuticals name will be lost,
[13:59] George's Father
    I was trying to figure out
    the best way to tell you...
[14:03] George
    Th-Then...
[14:05] George
    What about living in Westalis
    as a slave? What about school?
[14:09] George's Father
    Hm? What are you talking about?
[14:12] George's Father
    You'll continue going tomorrow as usual.
[14:14] George's Father
    Have you finished your homework?
[14:35] Becky
    You better give everything back to us.
[14:39] Damian
    You better pay us back for that juice.
[15:04] Loid
    Anya, you need to get up,
    or you'll be late for school.
[15:08] Loid
    Breakfast is ready, so go wash
    your face and get changed.
[15:12] Anya
    Okey-dokey...
[15:22] Anya
    Oh, no! I overslept!
[15:27] Anya
    Anya's starting her morning in huge trouble!
[15:29] Loid
    Hey, stop talking with your mouth full.
[15:33] Loid
    If you continue to be late and forget things,
     you'll continue getting punished.
[15:37] Loid
    If you end up with eight
    Tonitrus Bolts, you'll be expelled.
[15:39] Loid
    Be careful.
[15:40] Yor
    Th-They're so strict.
[15:46] Yor
    Thank goodness she made it on time.
[15:48] Loid
    Well, I'm going to head to the hospital.
[15:51] Loid
    What about you, Yor?
[15:52] Yor
    I'm only working half a day today, so I don't
     have to be at city hall until the afternoon.
[15:56] Loid
    Then you'll be able to relax
    a bit. I'll be going, then.
[16:00] Yor
    Have a good day. Do your best at work.
[16:12] Yor
    I see you got to sleep in a little today, too.
[16:17] Yor
    That's...
[16:21] Yor
    Please excuse me, Miss Anya.
[16:30] Yor
    Oh, no! Did she forget something?!
[16:34] Henderson
    Anya Forger! You will be expelled
    for forgetting something!
[16:39] Anya
    Shock!
[16:44] Anya
    Patooey.
[16:46] Yor
    Oh, no! Miss Anya, you mustn't!
     Loid will be so sad!
[16:52] Bond
    Borf.
[16:54] Yor
    I can't waste any time.
[16:56] Yor
    I must deliver this to Miss Anya!
SIGN    MAMA BECOMES THE WIND
[17:07] Yor
    Um... The bus stop is...
[17:09] Yor
    It's not a school bus, so I'll
    have to transfer somewhere.
[17:13] Yor
    H-Huh?
[17:14] Yor
    But is the bus or the trolley faster?
[17:18] Yor
    Oh, goodness!
[17:22] Yor
    Time just keeps passing!
[17:24] Yor
    What will I do if I don't make
    it in time for her gym class?
[17:36] Yor
    Hup!
[17:55] Yor
    Excuse me, I do beg your pardon...
[18:05] Yor
    Wait for me, Miss Anya!
[18:11] Yor
    I-I'm here...
[18:14] Yor
    But I wonder where Miss Anya is.
[18:17] Yor
    I seem to recall her saying that each
    lesson is in a different classroom.
[18:22] Loid
    If you continue to be late and forget things,
    you'll continue getting punished.
[18:26] Loid
    If you end up with eight
    Tonitrus Bolts, you'll be expelled.
[18:28] Yor
    That's right! I have to keep the fact
    that she forgot something a secret!
[18:32] Yor
    That means I won't be able to ask anyone.
[18:37] Yor
    I'll have to find her on my own!
[18:40] Students
    It turned out so good!
[18:42] Students
    Let's go.
[18:43] Students
    Maybe I'll show my mom when I get home.
[18:50] Student 1
    Hey, did you hear about the
    ghost that appears in Tower B?
[18:54] Student 1
    The Mysterious Spider Woman. Hiss!
[18:57] Student 2
    You dummy. Of course
    nothing like that exists...
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[19:08] Student 2
    The Spider Woman!
[19:12] Yor
    I shouldn't be drawing attention to myself.
[19:16] Yor
    Hmm... One wrong move
    and I might be kicked out.
[19:19] Yor
    I know! Maybe I could wear a disguise.
[19:23] Yor
    Then I can look for Miss Anya without worry.
[19:26] Students
    Ma'am!
SIGN    Biology for Good Boys and Girls
[19:26] Students
    Ma'am!
SIGN    Foreign Languages
[19:27] Students
    Ma'am!
SIGN    Language for Good Boys and Girls
[19:28] Students
    Please tell me how to do this!
[19:29] Yor
    Um... Uh?
[19:29] Students
    Ma'am!
[19:30] Students
    Tell us!
[19:32] Yor
    L-Let's not... There must be another way.
[19:41] Yor
    Oh? These animals are the
    ones from the entrance exam.
[20:04] Yor
    Oh, no! I'll be caught!
[20:08] Loid
    Yor? What's she doing there?
[20:11] Loid
    Did she figure out I was actually using work
[20:13] Loid
    as a cover so I could infiltrate the school
    and decide to follow me here?
[20:16] Loid
    No, that couldn't possibly...
[20:18] Loid
    Hm? She seems to be holding something.
[20:25] Yor
    Miss Anya, where are you?
[20:34] Yor
    Miss Anya...
[20:37] Yor
    Miss Anya!
[20:38] Anya
    Mama!
[20:42] Yor
    Shh!
[20:46] Yor
    Miss Anya!
[20:47] Yor
    Oh, thank goodness I found you!
[20:50] Yor
    Here, you forgot this.
[20:54] Yor
    Are you all right?
[20:56] Yor
    Did I reach you before your gym class?
[21:00] Yor
    Is something the matter, Miss Anya?
[21:02] Anya
    We don't have gym class today.
[21:06] Yor
    Huh?
[21:07] Anya
    So I don't need my gym clothes.
[21:09] Yor
    What?!
[21:11] Yor
    Oh, no...
[21:19] Yor
    B-But...
[21:21] Yor
    It's a good thing she didn't
    actually forget anything.
[21:24] Loid
    Yor!
[21:26] Yor
    L-Loid? Didn't you go to the hospital?
[21:30] Loid
    I did. And after that, I went on a house
    call for a patient recovering at home.
[21:36] Loid
    What are you doing here, Yor?
[21:38] Yor
    Huh? Well, actually...
[21:43] Loid
    I see. So you came to bring something
    you thought Anya had forgotten.
[21:47] Loid
    Thank you very much.
[21:49] Loid
    I was wondering what was going on,
[21:51] Loid
    but I guess I didn't need to
    actually run into her to check.
[21:54] Yor
    Oh, no... I just had the wrong
    idea and wasn't of any use anyway.
[21:59] Yor
    If I had only checked her schedule...
[22:02] Yor
    I'm a failure as a mother.
[22:04] Loid
    That's not true!
[22:06] Loid
    If Yor continues to be depressed,
    it'll affect the mission!
[22:09] Loid
    I know.
[22:11] Loid
    I was thinking of having lunch somewhere
    before heading back to the hospital.
[22:15] Loid
    Would you care to join me, Yor?
[22:19] Yor
    I'd love to!
[22:21] Loid
    There's actually a place nearby
    that has a wonderful lunch menu.
[22:24] Yor
    Oh, how exciting!
SIGN    INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
    DECIPHER THE PERPLEXING CODE

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[00:00] Narrator
    In an era in which the nations of
    the world were waging a fierce war
[00:03] Narrator
    of information just out of sight,
[00:05] Narrator
    in order to keep an eye on one of the
    key players of the Ostanian government,
[00:09] Narrator
    Westalis put Operation Strix into motion.
[00:11] Narrator
    The extremely skilled agent
    conducting this mission,
[00:14] Narrator
    Agent Twilight, had completed Phase 1:
[00:16] Narrator
    creating a pretend family and getting his
    daughter into a prestigious school.
[00:21] Narrator
    Currently, his daughter has
    successfully obtained one Stella
[00:26] Narrator
    out of the eight necessary to
    become an Imperial Scholar,
[00:28] Narrator
    and the mission has moved into Phase 2,
[00:30] Narrator
    attending the social gathering that
    his target, Desmond, will attend.
SIGN    INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
SIGN    INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
SIGN    INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
[02:15] Henderson
    Your next social studies
    assignment will be to
[02:17] Henderson
    research an occupation that
    you are interested in.
[02:20] Henderson
    You may visit your parents' places of work
    or go interview local shops or companies.
[02:26] Henderson
    You may even interview famous people
    through your parents' connections.
[02:30] Henderson
    Of course, if you'd like to know more about
    educators, you may interview me, as well.
[02:34] Henderson
    I will gladly tell you about
    our hallowed profession.
[02:37] Henderson
    Compile your findings in a report.
    You will be presenting it on Friday.
[02:42] Emile
    Will you be interviewing
    your father, Lord Damian?
[02:45] Damian
    If I can talk to him.
[02:47] Becky
    I guess I'll just make it
    quick and ask my dad.
[02:51] Becky
    What about you, Anya?
[02:57] Yor
    A job investigation?
[02:59] Anya
    I was told to ask why you chose your
    job or how I can get into that job.
[03:05] Anya
    And I'm supposed to watch
    you do your job, too.
[03:08] Yor
    Huh? My job?
[03:10] Yor
    Wh-What should I tell her? My profession?
[03:14] Yor
    Which one?
[03:16] Yor
    Please listen carefully, Miss Anya.
[03:18] Yor
    I will now show you the
    ways of my profession.
[03:21] Anya
    Okee.
[03:24] Yor
    At first, I started this job so that
    I could take care of my brother,
[03:27] Yor
    but now, I'm very proud of it.
[03:29] Yor
    Even the Shopkeeper was saying that this
    profession was similar to being in the army,
[03:34] Yor
    and it is very important because
    we lay down our lives for our country.
[03:38] Yor
    Oh, the Shopkeeper is
    calling with my next job.
[03:41] Yor
    So this person must be my client.
[03:44] Yor
    He is truly a traitorous pig!
[03:47] Yor
    It seems he's done many horrific things
    that I couldn't possibly tell you about.
[03:53] Yor
    Well, let's start this observation.
[03:55] Yor
    Can you keep up, Miss Anya?
[03:57] Anya
    Yep.
[03:58] Yor
    The Shop will let me know how many enemies
    there are and how the security is laid out,
[04:03] Yor
    so all I have to do is get inside.
[04:05] Yor
    I will usually kill any enemy on sight,
[04:07] Yor
    but I must not ever kill the wrong person,
[04:09] Yor
    so studying the briefing
    documents carefully is a must.
[04:12] Yor
    There's nothing shameful about
    this work, so I can be confident.
[04:15] Man in black suit
    An intruder!
[04:17] Yor
    I think what makes this job worthwhile
[04:18] Yor
    is that I truly feel like I'm cleaning
    up the filth in this country.
[04:22] Yor
    When I think about all the lives
    that are being protected by my job,
[04:26] Yor
    I feel extra strength
    flowing into every strike.
[04:28] Yor
    What's essential in this job is honing my
    body and my techniques to their limit.
[04:33] Yor
    Also, it's important to study human anatomy.
[04:36] Yor
    Since I'm dealing with other humans,
[04:38] Yor
    the least I can do is put them out of
    their misery as painlessly as possible.
[04:41] Yor
    I do beg your pardon,
    but I will be taking your life.
[04:46] Yor
    For example, if you ■■■■■
    the ■■■■■ of someone's neck,
[04:50] Yor
    they will die rather quickly.
[04:53] Yor
    You could also precisely attack one's
    vital points like their brain or heart.
[04:58] Yor
    Are you all right, Miss Anya?!
[05:00] Yor
    Let's just tell Loid that we 
    went to the tomato festival!
[05:07] Anya
    I think I'm going to investigate Papa's job.
[05:10] Yor
    I-I see... That's probably for the best.
[05:13] Yor
    Working at city hall is a fine job,
    but it might be rather boring.
[05:17] Loid
    I'm home.
[05:19] Anya
    Papa! Blah, blah, yadda, yadda.
[05:22] Loid
    Hm? All right, then.
SIGN    2
    Days
    Later,
    at
    Berlint
    General
    Hospital
[05:25] Loid
    The psychiatry department at
    this hospital is my workplace.
[05:29] Loid
    I've told them in advance that you're
    coming, but don't trouble anyone, all right?
[05:33] Anya
    Yep.
[05:35] Anya
    It's huge.
[05:36] Loid
    This is the longest-established
    hospital in the capital.
[05:40] Loid
    It probably would've been easier to
    fake being a general practitioner,
[05:43] Loid
    but many prominent names from the political
    and business world frequent this hospital.
[05:47] Loid
    This lets me infiltrate their social circles
    and steal plenty of information.
[05:53] Loid
    I haven't said anything you'd
    need to take notes about yet.
[05:56] Loid
    By the way, why are you dressed like that?
[05:58] Anya
    This is classic investigation fashion.
[06:01] Loid
    I see.
[06:10] Loid
    Most psychiatrists don't wear lab coats,
[06:12] Loid
    but this probably makes
    me look the part more.
[06:16] Loid
    So, what are you investigating?
[06:19] Anya
    First, why did you choose this job?
[06:23] Loid
    Why I chose this job?
[06:25] Loid
    Well, let's see...
[06:28] Loid
    Everyone gets a cold sometimes, right?
[06:31] Loid
    But it's not just the body.
    The mind can go through that, too.
[06:34] Loid
    There are a lot of people who
    catch colds, but in their minds.
[06:38] Anya
    But Second Son told me I wouldn't
    catch a cold because I'm stupid.
[06:43] Loid
    I see... Well, keep getting along with him.
[06:46] Loid
    But anyway, I wanted to
    help people like that.
[06:51] Loid
    There are still lots of veterans who are still
    suffering even years after the war ended.
[06:58] Loid
    Since Desmond is such a recluse,
    I figured that if I'm lucky,
[07:03] Loid
    being a doctor might give me a chance
    to approach him if he ever got sick.
[07:07] Loid
    I made up my mind when I was in college.
[07:10] Anya
    Um, the next question is, "What's the
    atomsphere like at your workplace?"
[07:14] Loid
    You mean "atmosphere."
[07:16] Nurse A
    Oh, Dr. Forger.
[07:18] Nurse A
    Is this your daughter?
[07:21] Loid
    These are my colleagues. Say hello.
[07:24] Anya
    It is a pweasure to meet
    your acquiantenance.
[07:27] Female doctor E
    She's so cute!
[07:28] Nurse A
    You're doing your homework?
    What a good little girl!
[07:30] Receptionist C
    Oh, her eyes are so big!
    She looks like a princess.
[07:33] Nurse B
    Have some snacks.
[07:36] Anya
    "Papa's workplace is paradise."
[07:38] Loid
    Good for you.
[07:40] Anya
    What is Papa like at work?
[07:43] Receptionist C
    Oh, he does everything with such style.
[07:46] Receptionist C
    He's so careful and kind
    with the patients, too.
[07:48] Psychiatrist D
    Your father's amazing, young lady.
[07:51] Psychiatrist D
    He became an important part of our
    team as soon as he transferred in.
[07:55] Psychiatrist D
    But despite that, he's so down to
    earth and respected by everyone.
[07:58] Female doctor E
    By the way, my neurologist friend was hoping
    you'd come to our next meeting, Dr. Forger.
[08:04] Psychiatrist D
    The director also wanted
    you to come golfing.
[08:06] Anya
    Papa is popular?
[08:07] Loid
    Well... I make sure to be sociable.
[08:11] Loid
    Okay, I'll talk to the director...
[08:12] Loid
    It's always good to spread
    out my connections.
[08:15] Loid
    It makes it easier to obtain
    intel and more connections,
[08:17] Loid
    and most importantly for a spy, it makes 
    people think, "What? No way he's a spy!"
[08:20] Loid
    It's crucial to completely embody how
    I want people to view this individual.
[08:23] Loid
    I need to try not to stand out
    too much, but remain sociable.
[08:27] Anya
    "What? No way..."
[08:29] Loid
    Why in the world do you keep taking
    notes at the most random times?
[08:32] Anya
    "What is hard about this job?"
[08:36] Psychiatrist D
    That's a great question, young lady.
[08:37] Loid
    Let's see...
[08:39] Loid
    I'd say it's the fact that we deal with
    people's hearts, which we can't see.
[08:43] Loid
    Doctors aren't wizards, after all.
[08:46] Loid
    We can't read other people's minds.
[08:48] Anya
    Heh.
[08:49] Loid
    Why do you look so smug?
[08:51] Loid
    Because we can't read minds, we have
    to throw away our preconceptions,
[08:55] Loid
    and observe them assiduously and carefully.
[08:58] Loid
    Just like a spy dealing with their target.
[09:01] Loid
    The most important thing is to
    build trust with your patient.
[09:01] Loid
    The biggest difference
    would be the fact that
[09:04] Loid
    in the end, spies betray that trust, and...
[09:05] Loid
    Everything is very delicate
    and involves risks, so...
[09:07] Anya
    Mm, snacks. Yum, yum.
[09:09] Nurse B
    Ooh, would you like some more?
[09:11] Psychiatrist D
    Want some juice?
[09:12] Female doctor E
    Want to take a psychological test?
[09:14] Loid
    Never mind. I'm not answering any more.
[09:15] Anya
    Papa, you're so serious.
[09:17] Nurse A
    But that's what makes him so great.
[09:19] Psychiatrist D
    We're hoping he continues to hone his skills
    so he can open his own clinic someday.
[09:24] Loid
    My apologies, but I've just
    been so busy with my research.
[09:27] Loid
    I guess the hardest part is dealing
    with my mission and my side job.
[09:32] Psychiatrist D
    Well, we should get back to work.
[09:34] Nurse A
    Bye now, Anya!
[09:37] Anya
    I want to actually see you in action.
[09:39] Loid
    You want to see a consultation?
[09:40] Loid
    I can't allow that.
    It violates the patient's privacy.
[09:44] Loid
    I can't show much of my
    research to outsiders, either.
[09:48] Loid
    I guess I can at least show
    you the consultation room.
[09:52] Loid
    I don't plan on using
    this room today anyway.
[09:55] Anya
    It's different from the operatering room.
[09:57] Anya
    It looks like a normal room.
[09:59] Loid
    We try to make sure our
    patients don't feel anxious.
[10:02] Anya
    Where's the brain modification machine?
[10:05] Loid
    What exactly do you think I practice here?
[10:08] Loid
    Enough of that nonsense.
    Let's finish the other questions.
[10:11] Loid
    Seriously, what cartoon did you get that from?
[10:14] Anya
    Anya's done now. Also bored now.
[10:16] Loid
    Hey! Don't go touching
    things without permission!
[10:18] Loid
    If you fuss too much, I'm going to get mad.
[10:20] Loid
    There's a secret escape passage
[10:22] Loid
    behind this bookshelf just in case there's
    an emergency related to the mission.
[10:25] Loid
    It'll open up if you turn the lever.
[10:27] Anya
    Secret passage! Lever!
[10:32] Loid
    Must be a WISE agent.
[10:33] Loid
    Sorry, something came up.
[10:36] Loid
    If you're done with your assignment,
    should we have Yor come pick you up?
[10:41] Anya
    I will wait until you're
    done with work, Papa.
[10:43] Anya
    Being a spy is rough.
[10:45] Loid
    All right. In that case, you can
    keep yourself busy with this.
[10:50] Loid
    We use this in our practice.
[10:52] Loid
    We have our patients place these toys
    and props the way they want in these boxes.
[10:56] Loid
    It's really fun.
[10:57] Anya
    That seems boring.
[10:59] Loid
    Just a reminder, do not touch anything else.
[11:02] Anya
    Yep.
[11:03] Loid
    I'll be back in about ten minutes.
[11:10] Anya
    Heh.
[11:15] Fiona
    We should be getting documents on
    the revised DSM by the weekend.
[11:20] Loid
    Thank you.
[11:21] Loid
    Of course, to go with the rest of the façade,
[11:23] Loid
    a number of my coworkers have
    also infiltrated this hospital.
[11:27] Loid
    Another separate mission.
[11:29] Loid
    What about the adjustments
    with my hospital schedule?
[11:31] Fiona
    Already done.
[11:33] Fiona
    Was that little girl Anya Forger?
[11:35] Fiona
    She seems quite attached to you.
[11:37] Loid
    She's unpredictable, so she's a real handful.
[11:40] Fiona
    I'm surprised that she's beyond
    what you expected, Doctor.
[11:49] Anya
    Ooh!
[11:51] Anya
    Exploration is so exciting!
[11:54] Anya
    Secret passage is so cramped...
[11:57] Doctor A
    Our discussion today will be on
    psychic phenomena and neuroscience.
[12:01] Anya
    A serious meeting?
[12:03] Doctor A
    Around 5% of the cases reported
    have no explanation—
[12:07] Doctor B
    Hmph, nonsense.
[12:09] Doctor B
    Anyone who goes on about ghosts and
    such just suffers from mythomania.
[12:12] Doctor C
    Or they could be illusions
    caused by brain dysfunction.
[12:16] Doctor B
    This is all clearly unscientific.
[12:18] Anya
    They're talking about ghosts? So exciting!
[12:25] Doctor A
    Did you hear something?
[12:27] Doctor C
    Er, there's no room above us, though.
[12:29] Anya
    Oh, no! They'll find the secret passage!
[12:33] Doctor B
    I-I'm sure it's just your imagination.
[12:36] Doctor A
    Anyway, as for treatment
    in these situations,
[12:40] Doctor A
    we should take a careful approach—
[12:42] Doctor B
    There's no point in debating
    this. Let's end this meeting.
[12:46] Anya
    I have to get back. Papa will return soon.
[12:52] Anya
    My leg is stuck and I can't get it out!
[12:55] Anya
    Anya's in big trouble!
[13:05] Doctor B
    What the?! There's something there!
[13:07] Doctor D
    Is that a baby crying?!
[13:08] Doctor C
    It's a ghost! It has to be a ghost!
[13:12] Anya
    I got it out! I have to hurry back!
[13:21] Doctor B
    It's gone?
[13:22] Doctor C
    It's true!
[13:24] Doctor C
    The rumors about a ghost of a baby
[13:26] Doctor C
    who died due to medical
    malpractice were true!
[13:28] Doctor B
    G-Gentlemen, let us continue this meeting.
[13:31] Doctor C
    Indeed!
[13:32] Doctor B
    From now on, let us take patients
    who speak of ghosts seriously!
[13:39] Anya
    Whew...
[13:41] Loid
    Now, then... I wonder
    how her box turned out.
[13:45] Anya
    Papa's back!
[13:47] Anya
    I have to hurry up and make something.
[13:52] Loid
    I'm back.
[13:53] Anya
    P-Playing with dolls is so much fun.
[13:56] Loid
    Let's have a look.
[13:58] Loid
    You see, this gives us some insight into
    the deeper parts of a patient's psyche.
[14:03] Loid
    It looks like your mind is full of...
[14:06] Loid
    utter chaos!
[14:08] Loid
    Wh-What in the world is this?
    I've never seen anything like this before!
[14:12] Anya
    I just dumped everything in.
[14:14] Loid
    Wh-Why are there so many
    scattered and half-buried dolls?
[14:17] Anya
    They, um... They were all defeated by
    the bad guy's Rolling Sweep Attack.
[14:23] Loid
    Unbelievable. I don't know what to make
    of this, but it's clearly a disaster!
[14:27] Loid
    I couldn't even see the signs
    because I've been so busy.
[14:30] Loid
    She was dragged out of the orphanage
    by an adult she didn't know.
[14:33] Loid
    Of course she would be
    under a lot of stress.
[14:36] Anya
    Er, Papa, this is just...
[14:38] Loid
    I'm sure she did the best any child
    could do to endure it all.
[14:41] Loid
    But to think the darkness within
    her heart had grown so much...
[14:45] Loid
    No, maybe I just pretended not to notice it.
[14:48] Loid
    Yes, this is a result of my own weakness.
    I'm a failure as a spy.
[14:51] Loid
    I must do something immediately!
[14:53] Loid
    Why don't we go home for the day?
[14:55] Loid
    Let's stop by a bookstore to get 
    you the new volume of Spy Wars.
[14:58] Anya
    Y-Yay...
[15:00] Loid
    After dinner, why don't we
    put your report together?
[15:03] Loid
    Did you take some good notes?
[15:05] Anya
    Papa, that's—
[15:07] Anya
    He'll see the spy stuff!
[15:11] Loid
    This is—
[15:12] Loid
    I can't read any of this!
[15:15] Loid
    This is, uh... yes.
[15:17] Anya
    Anya will do her best to
    make the report herself.
[15:21] Loid
    I see. Well, good girl. You're the best!
[15:25] Anya
    Mama, we're home.
[15:27] Yor
    Welcome home.
[15:30] Yor
    Did you get to see Loid's amazing
    concussive recovery method at work?
[15:33] Anya
    Concussive?
[15:34] Loid
    Er, uh, Yor... That's just
    for extreme emergencies—
[15:37] Yor
    He punched and kicked his
    patients with such might!
[15:39] Yor
    It was fantastic to witness!
[15:41] Anya
    Papa's filled with violence.
[15:43] Bond
    Borf.
[15:43] Loid
    Yor!
[15:48] Male student A
    I realized that I also wanted
    to carry on in this profession.
[15:52] Male student A
    The end.
[15:54] Henderson
    An elegant report that
    conveyed your feelings well.
[15:59] Henderson
    Next, Anya Forger.
[16:03] Anya
    Papa is a sp—spechulist in
    mental health. A very good one.
[16:08] Anya
    Papa works very hard
    every day by not sleeping
[16:12] Anya
    or taking stomach medicine so that his
    patients can have some peace of cake.
[16:16] Anya
    He even said he wants to help people
    who had troubles during war times.
[16:20] Becky
    Oh, how wonderful.
[16:22] Henderson
    Good show, Loid Forger.
[16:24] Anya
    In order to build trust with his targets,
    he talks to them assisisisiduly and carefully.
[16:30] Henderson
    Targets?
[16:31] Anya
    Papa is very desperate to make conneshuns.
[16:34] Anya
    He golfs at his workplace
    and creates shady channels.
[16:38] Anya
    Oh, and they give you snacks there.
[16:40] Ewen
    Snacks?! Is that a codeword for bribes?!
[16:43] Anya
    Oh, and he apparently hits his
    patients every once in a while.
[16:47] Henderson
    Loid Forger?!
[16:51] Sylvia
    What's the matter, Twilight?
[16:52] Loid
    Er, I just got a very bad feeling.
[16:55] Narrator
    Loid was summoned to the
    school a few days later,
[16:58] Narrator
    but he managed to smooth everything
    over with his superb eloquence.
[17:02] Bondman
    It says "top secret." Must be
    another top-secret mission.
[17:07] Bondman
    It's a code.
SIGN    SECRET CODE
[17:10] Bondman
    Saturday, 0800, come to the bridge.
SIGN    DECIPHER THE PERPLEXING CODE
[17:20] Mysterious Man (TV)
    Well, you're definitely as elite as they say
    you are if you could decipher that code.
[17:26] Anya
    Anya's going to make a code, too!
[17:28] Loid
    And there she goes playing spy again.
[17:33] Loid
    Anya...
[17:35] Anya
    Top secret!
[17:37] Loid
    No one's going to be able to read that,
    let alone crack the code.
[17:45] Loid
    Her handwriting is impossible to read,
    even with my superb decoding skills.
[17:50] Anya
    Shock!
[17:51] Loid
    I need to go in for my night shift.
[17:54] Loid
    Make sure you study.
[18:02] Yor
    It smells so nice and clean now.
[18:05] Anya
    Mama, I have a request, please.
[18:07] Yor
    What is it, Miss Anya?
[18:09] Anya
    Could you write something
    for me just like I ask?
SIGN    SECRET CODE
[18:23] Anya
    The code is complete.
[18:25] Anya
    Listen well. This is a top-secret mission.
     Tell no one.
[18:30] Bond
    Borf.
[18:33] Mailman
    I've got some mail for you.
[18:36] Mailman
    Miss?
[18:38] Mail
    You need to put stamps on letters
    and put them in the mailbox, okay?
[18:41] Anya
    Shock! He rejected the code!
[18:45] Yor
    You mustn't do that, Miss Anya.
[18:54] Neighbor 1
    Oh, what's this?
[18:58] Neighbor 2
    What strange text. Is it some kind of prank?
[19:01] Neighbor 3
    Come to think of it, my son
    wrote something similar.
[19:05] Neighbor 3
    He was copying some cartoon
    called Spy something.
[19:07] Neighbor 1
    Oh, I see.
[19:09] Neighbor 2
    I guess that little girl is
    always pretending to be a spy.
[19:14] Franky
    Heya. What're you doing there?
[19:17] Anya
    Scruffyhead.
[19:19] Franky
    Is Loid around?
[19:23] Franky
    Man, so he's not home? Oh, well.
    I guess I'll come by again later.
[19:32] Franky
    What's this? A message from Loid?
[19:35] Anya
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[19:37] Anya
    It's top secret.
[19:46] Becky
    Good morning, Anya.
[19:51] Becky
    Huh? What's this? A letter?
[19:56] Becky
    It's not?
[19:58] Becky
    Oh, I know! It's that quiz that
    everyone's raving about lately.
[20:02] Anya
    It's top secret.
[20:06] Becky
    Jeez... Anya, you meanie.
[20:09] Becky
    Just tell me the answer already!
[20:18] Anya
    Top secret!
[20:20] Damian
    Huh? What the heck is this?
[20:23] Anya
    Heh. It's a secret code.
    Just try and crack it.
[20:28] Damian
    Why the heck do I have to crack this?!
[20:32] Damian
    Crack it yourself!
[20:44] Anya
    Anya's excited to see who shows up tomorrow.
[20:50] Anya
    Heh. Well done.
[20:54] Anya
    You actually cracked the code.
[21:02] Franky
    Oh, this is the thing from yesterday.
[21:06] Franky
    I can see that it's some kind
    of code, but what the hell is it?
[21:10] Franky
    This is nice handwriting...
    Could it be from a woman?
[21:14] Franky
    It does smell nice, like soap.
[21:18] Franky
    Could this be a love letter?!
[21:24] Beautiful woman
    Could you give this to him for me?
[21:27] Beautiful woman
    Don't tell anyone, okay?
[21:30] Beautiful woman
    This is a top-secret romance.
[21:37] Franky
    "Saturday, 0800, come to the bridge."
[21:44] Franky
    Don't you dare try and underestimate the
    best informant in the East and the West!
[21:49] Franky
    Cracking a code or two is easy as pie!
[21:53] Franky
    Though I couldn't sleep a wink
    because I was so excited!
[21:56] Franky
    Man, that sun's bright!
[21:59] Franky
    To think she'd call me
    out here using a code.
[22:02] Franky
    I wonder where this agent works.
[22:04] Franky
    Or wait, she could just be
    obsessed with mysteries!
[22:07] Franky
    Like, "Crack the code of love
    and come see me"?!
[22:25] Anya
    Top secret...
SIGN    NIGHTFALL
    FIRST FIT OF JEALOUSY

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[00:04] Sylvia
    As for Twilight's mission next week...
SIGN    WISE Safe House G
[00:08] Sylvia
    To ensure we take every
    precaution, as proposed,
[00:12] Sylvia
    it'll be a joint mission with you.
[00:17] Sylvia
    I'll be counting on you.
[00:19] Nightfall & Fiona
    Roger.
[00:21] Narrator
    A clerk at Berlint General
    Hospital, Fiona Frost.
SIGN    Berlint General Hospital Clerk
    Fiona Frost
[00:25] Narrator
    She is a WISE spy.
[00:28] Sylvia
    Tell Twilight about this, as well.
[00:30] Sylvia
    You two can decide how
    you'll carry out the mission.
[00:32] Nightfall
    Roger.
[00:34] Sylvia
    Take care not to let this become
    a hindrance to Operation Strix.
[00:39] Nightfall
    How is Strix's progress?
[00:41] Sylvia
    Slow and steady.
[00:43] Sylvia
    But it was expected to be a
    long-term plan to begin with.
[00:47] Nightfall
    I'm terribly sorry. If only I had been
    available when this mission started,
[00:51] Nightfall
    I could have supported
    him by playing his wife.
[00:55] Nightfall
    Actually, it's still not too late.
[00:58] Sylvia
    Eden will find it suspicious
    if he suddenly remarries.
[01:03] Sylvia
    There are certain advantages to
    using her because she's a local.
[01:08] Sylvia
    The Forger family will stay as it is.
[01:10] Sylvia
    You concentrate on your own work.
[01:13] Nightfall
    But if Mrs. Forger just happened
    to retire, that position
[01:16] Nightfall
    would have to be filled, would it not?
[01:19] Sylvia
    What? Don't get any ideas.
[01:22] Nightfall
    If you'll excuse me.
[01:25] Sylvia
    Hey!
[01:32] WISE employee B
    Yikes...
[01:34] WISE employee A
    Did you hear that?
[01:35] WISE employee A
    I guess she'd even try to swipe
    Twilight's glory to get ahead.
[01:39] WISE employee B
    She wouldn't hesitate to
    stab any of us in the back.
[01:42] Narrator
    A wicked, cold-blooded, brazen woman.
[01:46] Narrator
    This woman who would carry out any
    mission without batting an eye
[01:49] Narrator
    made those around her uneasy.
[01:51] Narrator
    Codename: Nightfall.
[01:54] Narrator
    This woman has ambitions.
SIGN    NIGHTFALL
[03:37] Yor
    I failed at making breakfast again today.
[03:51] Yor
    Loid had to make lunch for us yet again...
[03:55] Yor
    I hope I can make something
    other than stew well soon.
[04:01] Yor
    I wonder who that is.
[04:04] Yor
    Coming!
[04:12] Yor
    Um...
[04:14] Yor
    Who might you be?
[04:16] Nightfall
    I beg your pardon.
    I'm a colleague of Dr. Forger.
[04:19] Nightfall
    My name is Fiona Frost.
[04:21] Yor
    Oh, you work with Loid.
[04:23] Yor
    I'm terribly sorry.
[04:24] Yor
    My h-husband is out walking
    our dog with our daughter.
[04:29] Nightfall
    I see.
[04:30] Nightfall
    I'm very aware that he's not here.
[04:33] Nightfall
    The other day, your daughter
    visited our hospital and forgot this,
[04:37] Nightfall
    so I came to deliver it.
[04:39] Yor
    Oh, I see.
[04:42] Yor
    Thank you very kindly.
[04:46] Yor
    S-Since you're here, why don't you
    come in and wait until he returns?
[04:50] Nightfall
    Well, if you insist.
[04:57] Yor
    Here you go.
[04:58] Nightfall
    Thank you.
[05:11] Yor
    Oh, she's so pretty.
[05:15] Nightfall
    Can I help you?
[05:16] Yor
    Oh, no!
[05:16] Nightfall
    What a lovely home you have here.
[05:19] Nightfall
    Does she think his mistress has shown up?
[05:21] Nightfall
    Then again, I plan to steal the role of
    his wife at the first possible moment,
[05:25] Nightfall
    so she's not entirely wrong.
[05:26] Yor
    Oh, my husband picked out
    all of the furniture...
[05:29] Nightfall
    Yor Briar...
[05:31] Nightfall
    If you are delaying Operation Strix,
    I'll personally get rid of you.
[05:36] Nightfall
    But... this woman doesn't seem to
    have any flaws in her appearance.
[05:41] Yor
    Th-This is the first guest we've had
    here other than Yuri and Franky.
[05:45] Yor
    I'm so nervous!
[05:47] Yor
    I'm a housewife... I'm a housewife...
[05:50] Nightfall
    But to take care of her myself
    would pose too many risks.
[05:55] Nightfall
    I'll have to figure out a way to get
    her to leave this house on her own.
[06:01] Nightfall
    Your daughter... Anya, was it?
     She seems quite lively.
[06:06] Yor
    Huh? Why, yes. Miss Anya
    is always full of energy.
[06:11] Nightfall
    It must be quite rough. Don't you
    ever get tired of childrearing?
[06:15] Nightfall
    She is but your stepdaughter, after all.
[06:19] Nightfall
    You could free yourself of
    that burden at any time.
[06:21] Yor
    Rough? What would give you that idea?
[06:24] Yor
    I think it's wonderful that
    she's so full of energy.
[06:27] Yor
    I actually don't know what
    I should do when she seems down,
[06:31] Yor
    but it's so much fun being with Miss Anya.
[06:34] Nightfall
    Hmph. So she actually sees
    herself as that girl's mother.
[06:38] Yor
    Oh, but it does seem a little rough for
    Loid because of everything he has to do.
[06:44] Yor
    Because I'm so lacking...
[06:47] Nightfall
    Yes, exactly.
[06:48] Nightfall
    You need to acknowledge your flaws.
[06:52] Nightfall
    You are not fit for this mission!
[06:54] Nightfall
    Oh, right.
[06:55] Nightfall
    I did hear Dr. Forger complaining
    at work that his wife always—
[07:02] Anya
    Anya has returned!
[07:04] Bond
    Borf.
[07:05] Yor
    Welcome home!
[07:10] Loid
    Fiona... What are you doing here?
[07:13] Nightfall
    Hello, Doctor.
[07:15] Nightfall
    He returned sooner than I expected.
[07:17] Yor
    She came to deliver something
    you forgot, Miss Anya.
[07:21] Anya
    Anya's magnifying glass!
[07:23] Loid
    I see. Well, thank you.
[07:25] Loid
    She came all the way to my home?
    Is there an emergency?
[07:29] Yor
    Your walk didn't take long.
[07:31] Loid
    The sky was looking suspiciously dark,
    so we came back early.
[07:35] Loid
    You could've just given this to me at work.
SIGN    What's the meaning of this,
    Agent Nightfall?
SIGN    ° They are communicating by separating their mouth movements and sounds
[07:38] Nightfall
    It's quite all right. I was running errands,
     and it was on the way.
SIGN    I just wanted to confirm
     Operation Strix's progress.
[07:43] Anya
    Th-This lady is a spy?
SIGN    Confirm?
     Confirm what?
[07:47] Loid
    Oh, the supermarket on 2nd Street?
[07:49] Loid
    What is she up to?
[07:51] Loid
    Agents should avoid unnecessary
    contact with each other.
[07:55] Nightfall
    The onions were on sale there.
SIGN    Agent Twilight,
    is walking the
    dog crucial to
     the operation?
[08:01] Yor
    Oh, really? Perhaps I'll go buy some, as well.
SIGN    Shouldn't you make this
    woman run errands like that?
     Is she uncooperative?
[08:04] Nightfall
    Pumpkins and pasta were also on sale.
[08:06] Nightfall
    The registers were a crowded mess.
[08:09] Loid
    I recommend the shrimp there.
SIGN    ...What are you getting at...?
[08:13] Nightfall
    I never mentioned this to you,
    Doctor, but I'm allergic to shrimp.
SIGN    To think the great
    Twilight is stuck
    playing house...
    It's a disservice
     to the world.
SIGN    I propose that we reevaluate
     this operation.
SIGN    This doesn't
     concern you.
[08:24] Anya
    This lady doesn't get along with Papa?
[08:27] Anya
    Is she a bad guy spy?
[08:30] Anya
    Her face is scary, too.
[08:33] Nightfall
    Agent Twilight...
SIGN    I love you.
[08:35] Nightfall
    I love you.
[08:43] Nightfall
    I wuv you!
SIGN    I wuuuv
SIGN    you!
SIGN    Wuv
[09:01] Loid
    Mm, this is delicious, Nightfall!
[09:03] Nightfall
    I'm happy to hear that.
[09:04] Loid
    You can cook and do laundry!
     You're just the best!
[09:08] Nightfall
    Oh, you flatter me.
[09:09] Nightfall
    Ah, Twilight. Here are my
    earnings for the month.
[09:11] Nightfall
    Please use them however you'd like.
[09:13] Loid
    Nightfall, you're just—
[09:14] Nightfall
    Oh, and I've also researched what kind
     of weapons, as well as the name, age,
[09:19] Nightfall
    and even how many gray hairs your
    enemy has in your next mission.
[09:22] Loid
    Amazing! Absolutely amazing, Nightfall!
[09:24] Loid
    You're just so perfect.
[09:26] Loid
    Who needs that dumb woman any longer?
[09:28] Yor
    Wah!
[09:30] Loid
    In order to attain true world peace,
     I will marry you, Nightfall.
[09:34] Nightfall
    Oh, Twilight! I'm all yours,
    and not just for the mission!
[09:43] Narrator
    Codename: Nightfall.
[09:45] Narrator
    Her ambition was to become Twilight's bride.
[09:50] Nightfall
    I'm far more qualified to be his wife!
[09:53] Nightfall
    I'd give him all the support he needed
    both on his missions and at home!
[09:57] Nightfall
    Oh, and our honeymoon would
    be on some tropical island...
[10:00] Loid
    What in the world is she thinking?
[10:02] Yor
    Oh, I'll pour us all some coffee.
[10:05] Yor
    Would you like some hot cocoa, Miss Anya?
[10:09] Yor
    Miss Anya?
[10:34] (Flashback) Nightfall
    I did hear Dr. Forger complaining
    at work that his wife always—
[10:40] Loid
    She's always so clumsy and absolutely useless.
[10:42] Loid
    Perhaps I'll sell her off to the authorities.
[10:45] Loid
    Fiona, would you like to be my wife instead?
[10:47] Nightfall
    What, really? Sure, I'll come over sometime.
[10:56] Yor
    But... I guess I can't blame him
    for feeling that way about me.
[11:03] Yor
    I can't even make breakfast properly.
[11:10] Yor
    Here you go.
[11:11] Anya
    Hot cocoa!
[11:13] Yor
    Here's some milk.
[11:15] Loid
    Thanks, Yor.
[11:16] Nightfall
    Hmph. Twilight prefers his coffee black.
[11:19] Nightfall
    I've never ever seen him add any milk.
[11:22] Nightfall
    I can't believe you thought you were fit
    to be his wife without knowing that.
[11:26] Nightfall
    Switch with me.
[11:28] Nightfall
    What?!
[11:29] Nightfall
    Impossible! Have Twilight's tastes
    changed since he gained a family?
[11:34] Nightfall
    There's a side of Twilight I don't know about?!
[11:36] Nightfall
    A side he only shows this woman?
[11:38] Nightfall
    Oh, I see. This is just a part
    of his "Loid Forger" character.
[11:43] Nightfall
    He's perfectly playing the role of
    someone who likes milk in his coffee.
[11:46] Nightfall
    It's to go along with this family's setting!
[11:48] Nightfall
    Well done, Twilight! I love you!
[11:50] Loid
    The milk helps lessen the
    damage to my stomach.
[11:53] Loid
    Actually, maybe I'll ask her to make
    me something without caffeine.
[11:57] Anya
    This lady is wild.
[12:01] Loid
    What are you doing?
[12:02] Yor
    Are you all right, Miss Anya?
[12:04] Yor
    You didn't get burnt, did you?
[12:05] Anya
    I made a little mess.
[12:07] Nightfall
    Hmph. What a careless child.
[12:09] Nightfall
    If she had been properly trained,
    she could've caught the cup before it fell.
[12:16] Nightfall
    He must be so busy that
    he hasn't had the chance.
[12:19] Loid
    Hey, Bond! Don't you dare lick
    that up. It's poison to you.
[12:23] Bond
    Borf...
[12:24] Nightfall
    In which case, it's the wife's duty to
    make their daughter more powerful.
[12:29] Nightfall
    She can't even scold the child.
    Therefore, she's unfit for the role.
[12:32] Nightfall
    Switch with me.
[12:33] Nightfall
    If I were her mother,
[12:36] Nightfall
    I would manage her schedule by the minute,
[12:38] Nightfall
    and I would whip that girl into shape,
    both physically and mentally.
[12:41] Nightfall
    In just a month, I could turn her
    into a Stella-winning machine.
[12:47] Anya
    Every fiber of Anya's being
    does not want this mama!
SIGN    Twilight, again, I propose
    that I switch places with
     your current wife
[12:50] Nightfall
    Hot cocoa is very nutritious.
    What an excellent choice.
[12:58] Anya
    Ah, Anya suddenly wants Mama to coddle her.
[13:03] Yor
    Huh?! Wh-What brought this on?!
[13:06] Anya
    Anya loves the mama who cleans up her
     hot cocoa mess the most in the world.
[13:10] Yor
    Oh, Miss Anya!
[13:12] Loid
    What kind of reason is that?
[13:14] Nightfall
    Hmph. I could coddle her, too.
[13:17] Nightfall
    I know, Anya.
[13:19] Nightfall
    Next time, I'll bring you
    some delicious imported cocoa.
[13:22] Anya
    Hiss!
[13:23] Loid and Yor
    Huh?!
[13:24] Nightfall
    But why...
[13:25] Yor
    Perhaps she's nervous because
    you've only just met.
[13:29] Loid
    Anya, go on and play with Bond.
[13:31] Bond
    Borf!
[13:33] Anya
    Anya has a papa and mama
    who get along so good,
[13:37] Anya
    and Bond, too.
[13:39] Anya
    Anya is so happy she's the
    Forger family's daughter.
[13:43] Anya
    Oh, I'm so happy. For real.
[13:51] Yor
    Loid! I promise I'll do my best!
[13:53] Yor
    I'll do everything I can for you two!
[13:56] Yor
    I'll wipe up hot cocoa
    as much as I need to!
[13:58] Yor
    So, um...
[14:00] Loid
    Huh? Uh, sure...
[14:01] Nightfall
    You should be teaching the girl
    not to spill her cocoa at all.
[14:04] Nightfall
    Switch with me.
[14:07] Loid
    You're already working hard enough, Yor.
[14:10] Loid
    That's why Anya is so fond of you.
[14:13] Loid
    I couldn't ask you to do anything more.
[14:18] Yor
    Loid...
[14:24] Yor
    I'll do my best!
[14:25] Loid
    Er, you already are...
[14:29] Nightfall
    His fake smile.
[14:31] (Flashback) Loid
    Listen well, Nightfall.
[14:33] (Flashback) Loid
    A spy must never let
    their true feelings show.
[14:37] (Flashback) Nightfall
    Yes, Twilight.
[14:39] (Flashback) Loid
    Kill any emotions. Don't let down your guard.
[14:41] (Flashback) Nightfall
    Yes, Twilight. I will never let this
    poker face crack even the slightest.
[14:46] (Flashback) Twilight
    Uh, you don't need to go that far.
[14:49] Nightfall
    Lionel from the national defense forces.
[14:51] Nightfall
    Lawrence, who works in the black market.
[14:53] Nightfall
    Robert, the secretary of
    a government official.
[14:56] Nightfall
    I know this because I've seen the various
    versions of Twilight over the years.
[15:01] Nightfall
    What a perfectly executed fake smile.
[15:08] Nightfall
    And the subtle truth that
    bleeds through it...
[15:21] Nightfall
    Oh, I just realized I forgot to
    buy those potatoes I meant to get.
[15:25] Nightfall
    I should probably take my leave.
[15:28] Yor
    Huh? Maybe you should wait
    until the rain dies down.
[15:31] Nightfall
    Please excuse me.
[15:34] Anya
    She left.
[15:44] Loid
    She didn't have an umbrella.
[15:46] Loid
    I'll see her to the station.
[15:48] Yor
    Oh, yes, good idea.
[15:50] Yor
    Do be careful!
[16:04] Loid
    Hey, Fiona!
[16:08] Loid
    Take this umbrella.
[16:11] Fiona
    Twilight, I forgot to tell you something.
[16:15] Fiona
    The Handler would like us to take
    care of this next mission together.
[16:21] Loid
    Hey, you need to tell me important
    things like that first...
[16:29] Loid
    Nightfall?
[16:34] Nightfall
    I'm glad it's raining right now.
[16:37] Loid
    You...
[16:39] Nightfall
    I will conceal these feelings until the end.
[16:42] Nightfall
    I'll brief you on the
    details at the hospital.
[16:45] Nightfall
    Because we are spies.
[16:49] Nightfall
    Because that's what my
    beloved Twilight taught me.
[16:53] Nightfall
    Until this cold war is over...
[16:57] Nightfall
    But...
[17:03] Nightfall
    Twilight.
[17:04] Nightfall
    I don't care if we're a fake couple.
[17:07] Nightfall
    I just want to stay by his side.
[17:09] Nightfall
    You've lost your edge due to
    playing house for so long.
[17:12] Nightfall
    I will show him just how capable
    I am on this next mission.
[17:17] Nightfall
    I ask that you do not hold me back.
[17:22] Nightfall
    The only one suited to be your wife...
[17:24] Nightfall
    is me!
SIGN    FIRST FIT OF JEALOUSY
[19:13] TV narrator
    The army cartography
    corps Bear Squad is here!
[19:18] Loid
    Anya, you need to brush
    your teeth and go to bed.
[19:21] Anya
    Okie.
[19:22] Squad member
    Captain! It may be dangerous
    to survey the enemy base.
[19:26] Anya
    This polar bear looks like you, Bond.
[19:28] Bond
    Borf!
[19:30] Squad member
    Oh, no! Peggie's been shot!
[19:32] Peggie
    Just leave me behind and go...
[19:35] Peggie
    Promise me... that you'll create the
    peaceful world we always dreamed of...
[19:40] Anya
    Penguin!
[19:45] Loid
    Hey, I told you to go to bed.
[19:47] Loid
    What in the world is going on
    in this grim cartoon?
[19:49] Anya
    Penguin!
[19:54] Anya
    Anya wants to sleep with
    Mister Penguin tonight.
[19:57] Loid
    Do as you please.
[20:03] Anya
    Goodnight.
[20:12] Bond
    Jealou...
[20:18] Loid
    What's wrong?!
[20:21] Anya
    My penguin's dead!
[20:25] Anya
    Agent Penguin! Who did this to you?!
[20:31] Loid
    These look like... scratches and bite marks.
[20:41] Bond
    Penguin bad. Stole Anya.
[20:43] Anya
    So it was you, Bond!
[20:47] Anya
    Bond!
[20:48] Loid
    Hey, stop!
[20:50] Anya
    I hate you, Bond!
[21:00] Yor
    Don't worry, Miss Anya.
[21:05] Yor
    I'll sew him up and make him all better.
[21:07] Anya
    My penguin will be alive again?
[21:14] Yor
    Oh, no! Why did his head break off?!
[21:17] Anya
    Oh, God! He's even deader!
[21:21] Yor
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
[21:23] Loid
    Calm down. I'll buy you a new one.
[21:26] Anya
    No! This Mister Penguin is
    really important to Anya!
[21:31] Anya
    Because you got him for me, Papa!
[21:34] Loid
    All right. I'll fix him up, so you go
    eat and maybe do some homework.
[22:15] Loid
    He's all better, Anya.
[22:21] Anya
    He looks kind of Frankensteiny.
[22:24] Loid
    That couldn't be helped.
[22:28] Loid
    S-Scars are medals of valor for soldiers.
[22:31] Loid
    Agent Penguin suffered
    honorable injuries in battle.
[22:36] Anya
    Medals...
[22:38] Loid
    Correct. His scars are
    nothing to be ashamed of.
[22:41] Bond
    Borf...
[22:44] Anya
    Evil Bond! What do you want?!
[22:47] Bond
    Borf...
SIGN    SALTY
    FLAVOR!
[22:49] Anya
    Peanuts?
[22:53] Anya
    Are you saying sorry to Anya?
[22:59] Loid
    I think he wants you to forgive him.
[23:01] Loid
    Well? Remember what Bondman said?
[23:04] Loid
    "Yesterday's enemy is today's ally."
[23:07] Anya
    The line from episode eighteen!
[23:17] Anya
    I-I was deeply hurt... But I
    will call a truce in this war
[23:22] Anya
    on behalf of the peanuts.
[23:26] Anya
    Also...
[23:28] Anya
    Anya is sorry she said she hates you.
[23:44] Anya
    Now the peace treaty is signed!
[23:46] Bond
    Borf.
[23:54] Loid
    I wish things could be this easy
    for the East and the West, too.
SIGN    THE UNDERGROUND TENNIS TOURNAMENT: THE CAMPBELLDON

E22 - The Underground Tennis Tournament - The Campbelldon
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[00:09] Fiona
    Twilight... You've changed.
[00:13] Fiona
    By being in the Forger household,
    you've gained unnecessary emotions,
[00:16] Fiona
    and your cunning as an agent has dulled.
[00:19] Fiona
    Right now, you're like a chipped knife.
[00:23] Fiona
    Seeing you like this makes my heart ache.
[00:27] Fiona
    Ah...
[00:28] Fiona
    But his gentle version is wonderful, too.
[00:31] Fiona
    My heart's beating so fast, I can't breathe.
[00:33] Fiona
    I love him!
[00:34] Fiona
    Even if he became one of those toy knives
    that retract when you stab something,
[00:38] Fiona
    I would continue to respect him.
[00:40] Fiona
    Actually, a bouncy Twilight would
    be so adorable. I love him.
[00:44] Fiona
    But things cannot stay like this.
[00:47] Fiona
    I'm the one who should make him bouncy.
[00:51] Fiona
    Yor Forger...
[00:53] Fiona
    I must steal the title of "wife" from her.
SIGN    THE UNDERGROUND TENNIS TOURNAMENT: THE CAMPBELLDON
[02:29] Fiona
    Cavi Campbell, age 56.
[02:32] Fiona
    He gained his fortune through
    the energy business,
[02:34] Fiona
    and he's also known to be an
    avid collector of antiques.
[02:38] Fiona
    The painting he possesses that
    is valued at a million dalc,
[02:42] Fiona
    The Lady in the Sun, is our 
    target for this mission.
[02:45] Loid
    A painting...
[02:47] Fiona
    The original owner was the
    late Colonel Erik Zacharis.
[02:51] Loid
    He belonged to the East's military intelligence
    division in the war between the East and West.
[02:54] Loid
    He was also a major player
    in ending the war.
[02:57] Fiona
    Correct.
[02:58] Fiona
    He's said to be in possession of some
    troublesome top-secret information
[03:02] Fiona
    that was cast into darkness because it could
    "reignite the flames of war" if it went public.
[03:07] Fiona
    Otherwise known as the Zacharis Dossier.
[03:09] Fiona
    It's said that the dossier could contain
    records of the East's human experiments
[03:14] Fiona
    or the truth behind the
    West's massacre of POWs,
[03:17] Fiona
    but the truth is unknown.
[03:19] Fiona
    It's also known as the
    "ticking time bomb under thin ice."
[03:21] Fiona
    Its whereabouts were long
    shrouded in mystery, but...
[03:25] Loid
    Clues regarding said whereabouts
    can be found in the painting?
[03:28] Fiona
    This information comes from
    a well-connected source.
[03:30] Fiona
    We believe there might be
    some kind of code within it.
[03:34] Fiona
    It's only a matter of time before
    the painting's owner, Campbell,
[03:36] Fiona
    or the Eastern government realizes
    the truth behind the painting.
[03:39] Fiona
    Our orders are to retrieve the
    Zacharis Dossier before they do.
[03:44] Loid
    Regardless of whether the information it
    contains is inconvenient to the East or West,
[03:47] Loid
    we can be certain that this information would
    become a reason for them take up arms again.
[03:53] Loid
    Where is the painting?
[03:54] Fiona
    It's located in the basement of the Campbell
    mansion along with his other art pieces.
[03:58] Fiona
    But on top of tight security,
    Campbell also has
[04:00] Fiona
    connections to the State Security Service.
[04:02] Fiona
    Any "vermin" that sneak in are
     exterminated without fail.
[04:05] Fiona
    It will be very risky for us to infiltrate.
[04:09] Loid
    So do we have a plan?
[04:10] Fiona
    Of course. I have one ready.
[04:31] Umpire
    Game set!
[04:32] Audience A
    You can't be serious! Gimme my money back!
[04:35] Commentator
    The payout for that match is...
[04:35] Audience B
    You call that a match?! Make it
    up to me even if you die first!
[04:39] Commentator
    The cutoff to place your bets for
    the next match is in ten minutes.
[04:43] Twain
    Nightfall...
[04:45] Nafalia
    Yes, Twilight?
[04:46] Twain
    Was there really no other way?
[04:49] Nafalia
    This was the most certain method.
[04:52] Nafalia
    There is an underground tennis tournament
[04:54] Nafalia
    run by Campbell for himself and other
    members of his underground tennis club.
[04:59] Nafalia
    It's known as the Campbelldon.
[05:00] Nafalia
    Elites of the financial world
    and members of the underworld
[05:03] Nafalia
    gather for this expensive and illegal event.
[05:06] Nafalia
    Ordinarily, celebs enter their own
    personal players to compete,
[05:10] Nafalia
    but normal civilians can also enter as long
    as they pay an incredibly high entry fee.
[05:14] Nafalia
    And... the winner is free to choose
    whatever art piece they want
[05:19] Nafalia
    from Campbell's collection as a prize.
[05:23] Twain
    Yes... But why tennis? What in the
    world is an underground tennis club?
[05:27] Nafalia
    I just figured he's really into it.
[05:29] Nafalia
    All we have to do to complete this mission
    is win, so there are no risks.
[05:33] Twain
    I hope everything actually
    goes that smoothly.
[05:36] Commentator
    Next up, we have the fourth match
    of our first round with...
[05:40] Commentator
    The Twain and Nafalia Phony pair!
[05:42] Nafalia
    We're up.
[05:43] Commentator
    Apparently, this pair is husband and wife.
[05:46] Crowd
    I'll blow you to smithereens!
[05:47] Crowd
    Piss off!
[05:48] Crowd
    I bet 100 dalc that they divorce!
[05:50] Twain
    Why on earth did you pick this as our cover?
[05:51] Nafalia
    Ah... So many people are seeing
    us as husband and wife.
[05:55] Commentator
    They'll be going up against
    the Wolson and Babol pair!
[05:58] Commentator
    The legendary pair that dominated
    the Grand Slam ten years ago!
[06:02] Twain
    Hey, they're actual retired pro players.
[06:05] Nafalia
    Do you have any experience playing tennis?
[06:07] Twain
    I've only dabbled in it.
    I just practiced a bit at home.
[06:11] (Flashback) Anya
    No fair! Anya wants to play tennis, too!
[06:15] (Flashback) Yor
    Then why don't we all play together?
[06:18] Nafalia
    What did you tell your family?
[06:21] Twain
    I just told them we were
    having a tennis competition
[06:23] Twain
    with some of our business
    partners in the medical field.
[06:26] Nafalia
    I see.
[06:28] Nafalia
    Eventually, you won't have to make
    excuses like that, Twilight.
[06:32] Nafalia
    Have no fear.
[06:34] Nafalia
    You could just stay huddled
    in the back corner if you'd like.
[06:39] Nafalia
    This mission will show you
    that I am the perfect fit
[06:42] Nafalia
    to play your wife for Operation Strix.
[06:45] Nafalia
    I can take care of this myself.
[06:48] Nafalia
    You can count on me, Twilight!
[06:50] (Flashback) Senior Agent
    Nightfall's been getting a bit
    too eager to get ahead lately.
[06:53] (Flashback) Senior Agent
    Watch over her so she doesn't mess up.
[06:55] Twain
    What a troublesome mission.
[06:57] Commentator
    The odds are an amazing 40 to 1.3!
[07:00] Commentator
    Do we have any brave souls
    willing to bet on this couple?
[07:03] Wolson
    They're clearly underestimating
    us with this pair.
[07:06] Babol
    Did they wander in here thinking
    it was a tourist attraction?
[07:09] Wolson
    We've continued the pursuit of tennis
    even after our retirement.
[07:14] Babol
    We wanted to face stronger opponents,
[07:15] Babol
    and that's how we found
    this underground arena.
[07:18] Wolson
    We holed up in the mountains and endured
    rigorous training just for this day.
[07:23] Twain
    Well, let's all do our best
    and have a brilliant match.
[07:27] Wolson
    Match? You fool. What's about to
    unfold here is an absolute slaughter.
[07:34] Umpire
    Phony to serve.
[07:48] Umpire
    15-love!
[07:51] Nafalia
    He managed a service ace right
    off the bat against a pro.
[07:54] Nafalia
    Well done, Twilight.
    You've redefined "dabbled." I love you.
[08:00] Umpire
    30-love!
[08:03] Umpire
    40-love!
[08:06] Umpire
    Game set!
[08:08] Babol
    What the hell was that?
[08:10] Babol
    I've never even seen a top-ranked
    player serve like that.
[08:13] Wolson
    Curses... The woman. Aim for the woman!
[08:18] Wolson
    Take this!
[08:22] Babol
    Here we go!
[08:24] Umpire
    Love-15.
[08:27] Babol
    What the hell?!
[08:28] Twain
    Nice work, Ni—Nafalia.
[08:31] Nafalia
    He complimented me!
[08:32] Nafalia
    We're just getting started.
[08:34] Nafalia
    Okay, I'll just have to keep
    showing him how amazing I am,
[08:37] Nafalia
    immediately crush the enemy,
    and get the painting fast.
[08:41] Twain
    Fantastic, Nightfall! Let us play
    doubles in the game of life!
[08:46] Nafalia
    Oh, Twilight! You flatter me!
[08:59] Umpire
    Game set! The winners are the Phony pair!
[09:02] Commentator
    That was one hell of an upset!
[09:04] Commentator
    The amateur couple that showed up out of
    nowhere just annihilated the pro players!
[09:08] Commentator
    An unbelievable dark horse has appeared!
[09:11] Commentator
    Was this result just a fluke?
    This tournament could get very interesting!
[09:18] Campbell
    How splendid.
[09:19] Campbell
    This turn of events may
    make us quite a fortune.
[09:23] Member A
    Now, no rigging any matches, Mr. Campbell.
[09:27] Member B
    We want to enjoy the pure
    art of betting on tennis.
[09:31] Member C
    Hmph. This is what happens when
    you play against normies.
[09:35] Member C
    They'll be playing against my Boric
    Brothers next. There'll be no flukes.
[09:39] Member A
    Well, you've just got a pair of junkies.
[09:43] Member C
    Oh, you haven't seen anything yet.
[09:45] Member C
    We've been developing a new
    doping agent called OSO-R
[09:48] Member C
    along with the government in preparation for
    the upcoming East-West Sports Exhibition.
[09:52] Member C
    They'll be using that.
[09:56] Commentator
    Thank you for waiting, ladies and gentlemen.
    We will now begin the second round!
[10:01] Commentator
    Our first match will feature the Phony pair,
    who just wowed us with a miracle,
[10:06] Commentator
    playing against Dressen's Mad Dogs,
    the Boric Brothers!
[10:11] Twain
    Nafalia, didn't you say
    something about no risks?
[10:15] Nafalia
    Let's just do our very best, dear.
[10:22] Anya
    Mama! Get the ball, please!
[10:25] Anya
    Mama!
[10:28] Yor
    Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Anya.
[10:34] Anya
    Mama's lost in tots?
[10:36] Yor
    Th-That's not true.
[10:42] Yor
    If he's at a tennis tournament with colleagues,
    does that mean she's there, too?
[10:46] Yor
    I wonder what her relationship with Loid is.
[10:51] Yor
    What if I go back to a life where
    Yuri is constantly worried about me?
[10:56] Anya
    The ball...
[10:58] Yor
    If that could happen,
    maybe I should take care of her...
[11:03] Yor
    No, no, no!
[11:05] Yor
    You'll be punished for
    thinking such thoughts, Yor!
[11:11] Anya
    Mama, it's okay. Don't worry.
[11:13] Yor
    What? Worry about what?
[11:16] Yor
    Does she know what I'm thinking?
[11:19] Anya
    D-Don't worry. Papa will win and
    bring home a fabulous prize.
[11:24] Yor
    Huh?
[11:26] Yor
    Oh...
[11:29] Yor
    Yes, you're right.
    Loid is capable of anything, after all.
[11:33] Yor
    He'll take care of any opponent with a kapow!
[11:36] Anya
    Kapow!
[11:38] Anan
    Kill... Tennis...
[11:43] Twain
    Nafalia... Those definitely don't seem like
     the same Boric Brothers from round one.
[11:49] Nafalia
    I forgot to mention this,
    but in this tournament,
[11:51] Nafalia
    you can customize your rackets
     and equipment, get doped up,
[11:54] Nafalia
    perform illegal moves...
[11:55] Nafalia
    Pretty much anything goes.
[11:58] Nafalia
    They must have taken muscle enhancers.
[12:00] Twain
    Uh, that would be an understatement.
[12:03] Audience C
    I'm counting on you giant meatheads!
[12:04] Audience C
    I bet an ungodly amount of money on you two!
[12:05] Audience D
    I'll murder you if you lose!
[12:07] Catan
    Kill.
[12:09] Audience E
    Uh, hey...
[12:12] Commentator
    Oh, my! The younger brother, Catan,
    has ripped the fence apart!
[12:17] Catan
    I'll kill you!
[12:18] Anan
    Just shut up and watch!
[12:19] Audience F
    Y-You freaks!
[12:20] Commentator
    Behold their monstrous strength!
[12:22] Commentator
    And betting time is just about over.
[12:25] Commentator
    The Phony pair who showed
    us a miracle last round!
[12:27] Commentator
    The ultra-powerful Boric Brothers!
    Who will be victorious?
[12:27] Audience G
    I-I'm gonna bet on those brothers.
[12:29] Audience H
    No human could possibly beat them.
[12:31] Twain
    Well, their immense power is
    going to be a problem.
[12:34] Twain
    How do we fight them while
    preserving our stamina?
[12:41] Commentator
    Oho! This time the older brother,
    Anan, easily crushed a ball!
[12:46] Commentator
    Let's take good care of the equipment, please.
[12:48] Anan
    Hey, boy!
[12:50] Anan
    You sorta smell like piss.
[12:53] Anan
    If you pissed your pants,
    have that chick change your diapers.
[12:57] Catan
    Piss! Change!
[13:00] Nafalia
    I would be happy to.
[13:01] Anan
    What? Cat got your tongue, you chickenshit?
[13:06] Catan
    Bro! He's real dumb! He can't use his words!
[13:09] Anan
    Yeah, he does look pretty brainless.
[13:13] Anan
    He probably lived a peaceful life
    without ever having to think at all.
[13:28] Umpire
    Game set! The winners are the Phony pair!
[13:33] Commentator
    The real deal! This couple is
    definitely the real deal, folks!
[13:36] Commentator
    The Boric Brothers were beaten to a pulp
    before they could even make a move!
[13:39] Crowd
    You stupid useless walking Mount Everests!
[13:40] Commentator
    Goodness, you could really feel the
    malice from the Phonys' play there.
[13:43] Twain
    You didn't have to hit them
    with that many smashes.
[13:46] Nafalia
    My hand just kept slipping.
[13:49] Nafalia
    Certain death.
[13:50] Member C
    My trump cards!
[13:54] Campbell
    I guess your medicine might
    need a few more improvements.
[13:57] Member A
    I must say, they're quite impressive.
[14:00] Member A
    You might be in some
    trouble yourself, Mr. Campbell.
[14:03] Campbell
    Well... I'm not so sure about that.
[14:08] Narrator
    After that, thanks to Nightfall's unnecessary
    showing off and powerful moves,
[14:12] Nafalia
    How am I doing, Twilight?
[14:13] Narrator
    the Phony pair continued their steady advance,
[14:14] Nafalia
    How am I doing, Twilight?!
[14:16] Narrator
    and made it to the finals safely.
[14:21] Guide
    If you would, wait here for about
    twenty minutes until the finals start.
[14:34] Nafalia
    Just one more step.
[14:36] Nafalia
    Twilight, how did you like
    my flawless plays? Well?
[14:42] Twain
    Apparently, we'll be facing Campbell's
     son and daughter in the finals.
[14:46] Twain
    They're still in high school,
[14:48] Twain
    but they've trained with the best
    in tennis ever since they were little.
[14:52] Twain
    Their father runs this tournament,
[14:54] Twain
    so let's be on our guard, just in case
    they try to do something underhanded.
[14:58] Nafalia
    Judging from their matches so far,
     they aren't that skilled.
[15:02] Nafalia
    I'll end this match in seconds.
[15:04] Nafalia
    And then, I'll have him choose me as his
    doubles partner in the game of life!
[15:08] Nafalia
    Ah!
[15:11] Twain
    Nightfall...
[15:12] Nafalia
    Twilight?
[15:13] Nafalia
    Wait, already?! Right here?!
[15:16] Nafalia
    Twilight, I'm not ready just yet! Ah!
[15:21] Twain
    Stop pushing yourself. Your hand's all torn up.
[15:24] Nafalia
    Huh?
[15:26] Twain
    Our opponents won't be that easy.
[15:28] Twain
    I don't blame you for panicking,
    but take it easy.
[15:31] Nafalia
    I'll be fine. This is nothing.
[15:34] Nafalia
    Let us hurry and finish this mission.
[15:39] Twain
    I've seen many allies die
    exactly for that reason.
[15:45] Twain
    Spies are finished once they lose their cool.
[15:48] Twain
    I've told you that countless times.
[15:54] Nafalia
    All right.
[15:56] Nafalia
    Twilight...
[15:57] Nafalia
    You used to say
[15:59] Nafalia
    that us spies are disposable.
[16:02] Nafalia
    And yet he's worrying about me!
SIGN    Love
    Love Love
[16:06] Nafalia
    How dare you, Twilight?
    You're not playing fair at all!
[16:09] Nafalia
    I love you, I love you, I love you,
    I love you, I love you, I love you...
[16:13] Twain
    She's glaring daggers at me!
[16:14] Twain
    Does she doubt my methods that much?!
[16:18] Nafalia
    Oh, damn it. I pulled my hand away.
[16:20] Nafalia
    I'm so stupid.
[16:23] Nafalia
    Twilight's warmth still stings a little...
[16:26] Nafalia
    It stings?
[16:29] Nafalia
    Don't tell me...
[16:32] Nafalia
    Twilight...
[16:33] Twain
    Hold your breath and
    close your eyes, Nightfall.
[16:36] Twain
    Colorless and odorless.
[16:38] Twain
    It's probably some non-lethal chemical agent.
[16:40] Twain
    I see.
[16:41] Twain
    So this is why the Campbell kids' opponents
    earlier seemed slightly off their game.
[16:47] Twain
    I'm sure their goal is to weaken us.
[16:51] Nafalia
    How underhanded.
[16:58] Twain
    They locked us in.
[17:00] Twain
    It's quite simple to open it, but there
    might be a lookout standing guard,
[17:04] Twain
    and then we'd have to attack a civilian.
[17:07] Twain
    I guess we can pretend we fell for their trap.
[17:10] Twain
    Just in case, let's cover up our skin and
    climb the lockers to lessen the damage.
[17:15] Twain
    Will you last until they open the door?
[17:18] Nafalia
    Yes, if it's around ten minutes.
[17:21] Commentator
    Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for waiting!
[17:24] Commentator
    We will now begin the finals
    of the 14th Campbelldon!
[17:30] Commentator
    The Phony pair versus... The Campbell siblings!
[17:34] Commentator
    Everyone has high hopes for the Phony pair!
[17:35] Audience I
    20,000 on the couple!
[17:36] Commentator
    But will they be able to stop the
    siblings' third victory in a row?
[17:36] Audience J
    They're definitely powerful!
[17:38] Audience K
    I'm betting my life savings on the Phony pair!
[17:38] Commentator
    The siblings have slightly better
    odds to win the whole thing!
[17:41] Campbell
    Yes, just as I planned.
    All of you fools bet on that couple.
[17:45] Member B
    How amusing. I'll also bet on that couple.
[17:48] Member A
    Me, too.
[17:50] Member A
    Of course, I'm assuming you're betting
     on your children, Mr. Campbell?
[17:53] Campbell
    But of course. I'm betting
    ten million on my children.
[17:57] Campbell
    I'm going to win by a landslide.
[17:59] Campbell
    Those two spent a good
    ten minutes soaking up that gas.
[18:03] Campbell
    You're looking a bit pale.
    Are you feeling all right?
[18:06] Campbell
    Now, Carrol and Kim... Show them no mercy!
[18:11] Twain
    How are you feeling?
[18:12] Nafalia
    I'm still a little numb.
[18:14] Nafalia
    I'm also experiencing slight difficulty
     breathing, and my pulse is low.
[18:16] Carrol
    I got a message from Daddy.
[18:18] Carrol
    He said we can stop acting
     like we're struggling.
[18:21] Kim
    Hmph. He's so annoying,
    trying to dictate our every move.
[18:25] Kim
    Let's bury them already and
    have Daddy buy us a new yacht.
[18:31] Umpire
    Phony to serve.
[18:45] Carrol
    Well, that was weak.
[18:58] Umpire
    Out!
[19:00] Commentator
    And there it is! Carrol's jet-powered racket!
[19:03] Carrol
    Don't even think about saying this isn't fair.
[19:06] Carrol
    You need proper training to use this baby.
[19:16] Commentator
    A nice hit from the Phony pair!
[19:18] Commentator
    Will Kim be able to reach it?
[19:30] Commentator
    And there's the bursting whip racket!
[19:37] Kim
    Hmph. I guess they're no big deal.
[19:39] Crowd
    Yeah! Get 'em!
[19:39] Commentator
    The Campbell siblings are
    showing off their noble dignity.
[19:42] Crowd
    I love you, Carrol!
[19:46] Umpire
    Game, Campbells!
[19:49] Umpire
    Game, Campbells!
[19:52] Umpire
    Game, Campbells!
[19:54] Commentator
    The Campbells totally
    dominated that first match!
[19:58] Commentator
    This is the first set that the
    Phony pair lost this tournament!
[20:01] Crowd
    Hey! Play better, damn it!
[20:04] Crowd
    You should've used a cross
    on that return, you dumbass!
[20:07] Crowd
    Moron!
[20:07] Crowd
    You've got this, Nafalia!
[20:09] Nafalia
    I'm going to remember the faces of every
    single person who ridiculed Twilight.
[20:16] Campbell
    Sorry, my friend.
[20:25] Commentator
    We're now entering the second set!
[20:28] Commentator
    The Phony pair definitely
    needs to win this one.
[20:31] Commentator
    We're starting off the set with Carrol's...
[20:34] Carrol
    Hup!
[20:38] Commentator
    He returned it!
[20:39] Kim
    It's not a great hit, but...
[20:42] Kim
    With enough spin...
[20:50] Carrol
    That was just a fluke.
[21:00] Umpire
    Love-30!
[21:05] Commentator
    It looks like the Phony pair
    are getting back into their groove!
[21:11] Carrol
    Damn it! What's going on?
[21:13] Commentator
    And before they knew it, the Campbell
    pair had three games taken from them!
[21:17] Carrol
    If that's how it is...
[21:20] Commentator
    Now, will the Phony pair be
    able to win four games in a row?!
[21:30] Commentator
    What's this?!
[21:32] Commentator
    Nafalia's ball went in an unexpected direction!
[21:38] Twain
    I see.
[21:40] Twain
    The 36 grooves throughout this court...
[21:43] Twain
    They caught my eye,
    but now I see their purpose.
[21:45] Nafalia
    I'm certain there are other gimmicks,
     as well. How troublesome.
[21:50] Twain
    Not a problem.
[21:52] Twain
    I have no intention of letting them
     win with their petty little tricks.
[21:57] Nafalia
    Oh, that's right...
[22:00] Twain
    Nafalia, if you'll support me by keeping
     an eye on our surroundings.
[22:04] Nafalia
    This is the Twilight that I admired.
[22:07] Nafalia
    The one I wanted to catch up to...
    and stand beside.
[22:12] Nafalia
    My respect turned into romantic feelings,
    and his dreams became my dreams.
[22:17] Nafalia
    Which means...
[22:20] Nafalia
    Wake up, Twilight.
[22:22] Nafalia
    I will crush them with you.
SIGN    I love you
[22:27] Nightfall
    I love you!
SIGN    THE UNWAVERING PATH

E23 - The Unwavering Path
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SIGN    THE UNWAVERING PATH
[01:39] Commentator
    The Phony pair just can't be stopped!
[01:42] Carrol
    Take this!
[01:43] Commentator
    Carrol's hit just went in a crazy angle!
[01:56] Carrol
    Damn it. Time for the next plan.
[01:58] Carrol
    Adjust the net's height.
[02:10] Nafalia
    Twilight...
[02:11] Twain
    Yes.
[02:12] Twain
    It's moving up and down
    by about a ball's height.
[02:14] Twain
    We'll correct our trajectory
    calculations and strike back.
[02:21] Kim
    That's not working at all!
[02:23] Carrol
    Then we'll just have to use some wind!
[02:30] Kim
    Hey! They're just using
    it to their advantage!
[02:33] Carrol
    Damn it!
[02:34] Narrator
    The Campbell siblings use one method
    after another to try to stop them.
[02:38] Carrol
    Damn it! Douse the ball with
    the putrid-stench spray!
[02:40] Kim
    That's gonna reek for us, too, though!
[02:43] Narrator
    But they were nothing more than child's play to
    the pair of spies who had found their groove.
[02:47] Twain
    Your observation skills, judgment,
    and control are all perfect, Nafalia.
[02:53] Twain
    I'm glad I have you playing by my side.
[02:55] Nafalia
    Darling...
[02:57] Commentator
    We are now entering our final set!
[02:59] Commentator
    Which pair will take home the glory?!
[03:00] Nafalia
    Ah, damn it...
[03:02] Nafalia
    I want this tournament to continue forever!
[03:04] Nafalia
    Perhaps I'll force a tiebreaker
    that goes on forever... No, Nightfall.
[03:08] Nafalia
    That'll make Twilight hate me.
[03:11] Nafalia
    He just reminded me why I fell
    for him, yet I almost ruined the moment.
[03:15] Nafalia
    That was a close one.
[03:17] Twain
    Nightfall...
[03:18] Twain
    Looks like she's carefully
    thinking up a strategy.
[03:20] Twain
    It appears as though she's regained her cool.
[03:22] Cavi
    What do you two think you're doing?!
[03:24] Cavi
    Do you have any idea how much
    this match is going to cost me?!
[03:27] Carrol
    Tch. Guess we're gonna have
    to use our trump card.
[03:35] Twain
    Did they give up their petty tricks?
[03:37] Nafalia
    He lobbed it nicely into the air. This ends it!
[03:39] Carrol
    Nyah!
[03:41] Twain
    A new signal?
[03:50] Twain
    Nightfall!
[03:56] Nafalia
    Twi—
[04:00] Commentator
    What's this? Twain just suddenly pounced
    onto his wife and took them both down!
[04:04] Carrol
    Hey, now. Could you old farts spare
    us the snuggling during our match?
[04:09] Carrol
    Did he sense it before the
    shot was taken? No way.
[04:12] Nafalia
    Darling... Darling, are you all right?
[04:15] Twain
    Don't worry. It's not too bad.
[04:19] Nafalia
    Darling...
[04:22] Twain
    It's a special rubber bullet.
[04:24] Twain
    There's a sniper somewhere in the air ducts.
[04:26] Twain
    Look. They even painted the bullet
    the same color as the court.
[04:30] Nafalia
    I'm terribly sorry. This happened
    because of my carelessness.
[04:34] Twain
    Don't worry.
[04:35] Twain
    I figured something like this might happen,
     so I wore a bulletproof vest.
[04:39] Nafalia
    Impressive as ever.
[04:40] Twain
    The fact that he even considered this
    possibility makes him the best, for real.
[04:46] Carrol
    Impossible! He's unharmed?!
    It hit him, didn't it?!
[04:49] Nafalia
    This interference has
    definitely gone too far.
[04:52] Nafalia
    Perhaps we should talk to the umpire
     and see about having a penalty issued.
[04:55] Nafalia
    Depending on where the victim is shot,
    that could be lethal.
[04:58] Twain
    I'm not so sure about that.
[04:59] Twain
    I'm pretty sure most of the staff and
    management are in Campbell's pocket.
[05:03] Twain
    Not to mention, if something
    happens to the tournament
[05:05] Twain
    and we lose our chance to get the painting,
[05:08] Twain
    that would be a huge blow.
[05:10] Twain
    Thankfully, these are low-velocity.
[05:12] Twain
    If we purposely leave enough
    room and shift our timing,
[05:15] Twain
    we can make them miss.
[05:17] Twain
    Don't miss their signals.
[05:18] Nafalia
    I will do my best.
[05:20] Umpire
    Are you two all right?
[05:23] Twain
    Sorry about that. I'm still a
    bit hungover from yesterday,
[05:26] Twain
    and I lost my balance.
[05:27] Carrol
    Th-That can't be true!
[05:28] Commentator
    Unbelievable! Twain has been pulling off
    those elegant plays while hungover!
[05:30] Twain
    It's not.
[05:36] Commentator
    And now, let's continue the match!
[05:38] Carrol
    Nyah!
[05:39] Twain
    So they're going to target
    me right as I'm serving.
[05:42] Commentator
    Look at Twain's bizarre footwork and serve!
[05:48] Sniper
    Damn it... I missed.
[05:48] Commentator
    Is he starting to feel drunk yet again?!
[05:50] Sniper
    Court engineering squad, we need
    to work together and distract them.
SIGN    Floor Dent Team
SIGN    Net Raising/Lowering Team
SIGN    Wind-Blowing Team
SIGN    Sniper Team
[05:53] Sniper
    We must make sure the young master
    and lady win at any cost!
[05:56] Minions
    Roger!
[06:00] Commentator
    Looks like Nafalia is feeling
    a little drunk herself.
[06:00] Sniper
    Why can't I hit them?
[06:03] Commentator
    Was the couple drinking
    together into the night?
[06:05] Twain
    Their overconfidence is making
    them very easy to read.
[06:08] Sniper
    Team BB! We need you now!
[06:11] Sniper
    Just don't let the crowd
    or the umpires catch on.
[06:13] No.1
    Number 1 here. Roger.
[06:15] No.2
    Number 2, roger.
[06:16] Twain
    Here they come, Nightfall.
[06:17] Nafalia
    Yes, Twilight.
[06:19] Twain
    Really? Even the ball boy?
[06:22] Commentator
    Twain just whiffed the ball!
[06:24] No.1
    He parried?
[06:25] No.2
    He did that to mine, too.
[06:26] Nafalia
    Looks like two more are getting in our way.
[06:28] Twain
    Yes. But unlike the sniper we can't see,
[06:33] Twain
    we can see their gazes and the
    movement of their fingers.
[06:35] Twain
    They're no match for us.
[06:36] Twain
    Let's go ahead and finish this!
[06:39] Commentator
    The Phony pair is making absolutely
    incomprehensible movements!
[06:43] Commentator
    Is this what they call the
    drunken fist in the far east?
[06:48] Cavi
    Stop them, Carrol and Kim!
    You have to stop them!
[06:58] Umpire
    Are you all right?
[07:00] Carrol
    Y-Yes. Looks like the milk I drank
     this morning had gone bad.
[07:03] Commentator
    Apparently, Carrol has been
    playing through a stomachache!
[07:07] Commentator
    This is a pure battle of wills! What passion!
[07:10] Carrol
    I don't want to lose!
[07:12] Carrol
    I don't want to lose...
[07:15] Carrol
    But our opponents are just too good!
[07:21] Commentator
    Game set! The winners are...
[07:25] Commentator
    The Phony pair!
[07:25] Member C
    Yes!
[07:29] Carrol
    You saw through all of our tricks, didn't you?
[07:33] Carrol
    And despite all that, you still defeated us.
[07:36] Carrol
    You crushed us.
[07:38] Carrol
    I think this is the first time
    I've been genuinely upset...
[07:43] Twain
    You're still young,
    and you're clearly talented.
[07:46] Twain
    From now on, hone your craft properly.
[07:48] Twain
    I'm sure you'll become an amazing player.
[07:54] Carrol
    Twain! I'll really do my best from now on!
[07:58] Twain
    I believe in you.
[07:58] Nafalia
    Not only did we successfully
    complete our mission,
[08:00] Nafalia
    but he managed to reform our opponent.
[08:03] Nafalia
    Impressive as ever, Twilight. I love you.
[08:06] Kim
    How stupid.
[08:08] Cavi
    We lost this match, but we
    still gained something.
[08:11] Cavi
    You've grown so much, my son.
[08:14] Member A
    Has it sunk in just how
    much you've lost yet?
[08:18] Secretary 1
    Sir, you have a phone call.
[08:20] Cavi
    Don't ruin this moment!
    What's wrong with you?
[08:22] Secretary 1
    Well...
[08:23] Commentator
    Our winners, the Phonys,
[08:25] Commentator
    will be presented with a piece of their
    choice from Mr. Campbell's collection.
[08:29] Commentator
    Congratulations to them!
[08:35] Nafalia
    This one. We'd like Lady in the Sun.
[08:38] Secretary 2
    Understood. I will go fetch
    it from the gallery.
[08:42] Cavi
    No, wait.
[08:44] Cavi
    I'm terribly sorry, but that is the
    one piece I cannot give you now.
[08:50] Nafalia
    And why is that? It's clearly
    listed in your catalog.
[08:54] Cavi
    Something came up.
[08:56] Cavi
    You can pick any other piece.
    I'll even make up the difference.
[09:01] Nafalia
    Twilight...
[09:02] Twain
    I knew it. The State Security
    Service just called him.
[09:07] Twain
    They must've caught wind of the code.
[09:10] Twain
    They'll be here any moment to retrieve it.
[09:12] Cavi
    Well? You don't have to decide
    right at this moment, but...
[09:17] Nafalia
    Would it be all right if we make our
    choice after seeing the actual pieces?
[09:21] Cavi
    Sure, that's fine.
[09:26] Nafalia
    My, how lovely.
[09:28] Cavi
    Only a select few are allowed
    in here. You're truly lucky.
[09:32] Cavi
    Oh? Where is your husband?
[09:34] Nafalia
    His hangover was getting worse,
     so he went to lie down.
[09:39] Nafalia
    The painting is still here.
[09:41] Nafalia
    Do you have any recommendations?
[09:43] Nafalia
    If Lady in the Sun is out of the question,
[09:44] Nafalia
    I was considering getting
    something that isn't a painting.
[09:46] Cavi
    Right this way.
[09:49] Nafalia
    Do you mind if I put my things down here?
[09:50] Cavi
    Of course not.
[09:52] Secretary 2
    Sir, what about Lady in the Sun?
[09:55] Cavi
    They'll be here in ten minutes.
[09:57] Cavi
    I told them to wait in the lobby,
    so take it out to them right away.
[10:01] Secretary 2
    Yes, sir.
[10:14] Security
    Hey, what are you doing? Hurry up.
[10:16] Secretary 2
    It's better to make sure the piece
    is in good condition, is it not?
[10:20] Security
    Leave it. They didn't seem like they're
    heading here just to retrieve an art piece.
[10:26] State Security Service Officer
    Yes, this is definitely Lady in the Sun.
[10:30] State Security Service Officer
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[10:32] Cavi
    Oh, of course! I look forward
    to seeing you again.
[10:39] Secretary 2
    I will go see the Phonys to the entrance.
[10:44] Cavi
    Yes, I'm counting on you.
[10:45] Cavi
    Try seeing if they'll come play
    for us while you're at it.
[11:02] Nafalia
    Should we take them up on their offer
    and continue working for WISE?
[11:07] Twain
    I think I've had my fill of tennis for awhile.
[11:10] Twain
    What did you pick from his collection?
[11:13] Nafalia
    A strange pot and some rings
    that are in awful taste.
[11:16] Nafalia
    I have no interest in either.
[11:18] Twain
    I suppose we could give them
    to the Handler as a gift.
[11:21] Nafalia
    Indeed.
[11:27] Twain
    The exhaustion hit me all at once.
[11:29] Nafalia
    But everything went well.
[11:30] Twain
    I did panic a bit when he said
    he couldn't hand it over...
[11:38] Twain
    But things worked out in the end.
[11:40] Twain
    All because you used your
    racket bag to sneak in a fake.
[11:44] Nafalia
    This was only possible due to your
    technique in swapping them out.
[11:48] Nafalia
    It also helped that the
    code wasn't in the frame.
[11:51] Twain
    Yes. The traces of special ink
    on the back here must be it.
[11:57] Twain
    Let's get this to the analyst
    team back at HQ immediately.
[11:59] Nafalia
    The State Security Service will probably
    continue searching for a code that doesn't exist.
[12:06] Twain
    Yes.
[12:08] Twain
    Well, anyway...
[12:11] Twain
    Mission complete.
[12:17] Loid
    You can let me out over there, Nightfall.
[12:20] Fiona
    I'll drop you off at your house.
[12:21] Fiona
    So I can stay with you for
    even a second longer.
[12:23] Loid
    I'm Loid Forger, a husband and father.
[12:26] Loid
    I can't have our neighbors getting the
    wrong idea about our relationship.
[12:30] Loid
    Plenty of people get reported to
    the Secret Police over adultery.
[12:35] Fiona
    Twilight... I was useful
    on our mission, wasn't I?
[12:39] Fiona
    I did my best for you.
[12:42] Fiona
    I should be your rightful partner.
[12:45] Fiona
    It should be me...
[12:47] Fiona
    Very well.
[12:54] Loid
    Well, see you at the hospital.
[12:55] Yor
    Miss Anya! Bond! We should
    start heading home.
[12:59] Anya
    Okie.
[13:02] Loid
    I guess they were playing tennis again today.
[13:13] Loid
    Nightfall?!
[13:15] Fiona
    Good evening, Mrs. Forger.
[13:17] Yor
    Huh?!
[13:18] Yor
    Oh, um... Fiona? Good evening.
[13:21] Anya
    It's that one lady.
[13:22] Loid
    I'm back, Yor.
[13:23] Yor
    Oh, Loid.
[13:25] Loid
    She gave me a ride since
    we were going the same way.
[13:28] Fiona
    I figured I should say hello.
[13:30] Yor
    I-I see...
[13:34] Fiona
    Do you play tennis, too?
[13:36] Yor
    Huh? Oh...
[13:38] Yor
    Miss Anya became obsessed with it after
    we practiced with Loid the other day.
[13:42] Anya
    Anya is an expert at home runs.
[13:44] Loid
    We got really far in today's
    competition thanks to you two.
[13:48] Yor
    That's wonderful!
[13:49] Fiona
    Hmph. You really think you helped
    Twilight raise his level?
[13:53] Anya
    Where are the fabulous prizes?
[13:55] Fiona
    You arrogant woman. Even I could... no.
[13:59] Fiona
    I would've helped Twilight become
    more powerful far more efficiently.
[14:03] Fiona
    Oh, then you must be quite
    the tennis player yourself.
[14:06] Fiona
    May I request a match with you, then?
[14:11] Loid
    Er, Fiona, what are you doing?
SIGN    I would like to find out if
[14:13] Fiona
    I haven't gotten quite enough
     exercise just yet.
SIGN    this woman is athletic enough
SIGN    to carry out Operation Strix.
[14:19] Fiona
    If you wouldn't mind...
[14:21] Fiona
    I'll crush you.
[14:23] Fiona
    I will crush your heart to the last and make
    you lose your place at the Forger household!
[14:29] Yor
    I didn't know my place.
[14:31] Yor
    I will let Fiona take my place as your wife.
[14:33] Loid
    Okay!
[14:34] Anya
    Huh?!
[14:35] Yor
    Um, um...
[14:37] Yor
    I have no idea what's going on.
[14:39] Loid
    Feel free to say no, Yor.
[14:42] Yor
    I accept!
[14:44] Yor
    I have a feeling I cannot lose
    or run away from this fight!
[14:48] Loid
    I've always wanted to marry someone
    who's really good at tennis.
[14:51] Fiona
    For real? I'm awesome at tennis.
[14:53] Anya
    Huh?!
[14:59] (Flashback) Becky
    Anya! Did you see this 
    week's Berlint in Love?
[15:02] (Flashback) Becky
    You wouldn't believe what happened!
[15:04] (Flashback) Becky
    The protag's fiancée and his childhood
    friend happened to run into each other!
[15:09] (Flashback) Becky
    Oh my gosh! Those girls were
    about to have a total catfight!
[15:12] (Flashback) Anya
    Anya prefers cartoons.
[15:14] Anya
    I finally understand how Becky felt!
[15:18] Anya
    Anya loves shows about fighting, too!
[15:29] Anya
    Huff, huff!
[15:38] Fiona
    Come at me with everything you've got.
[15:41] Loid
    Uh, don't, Fiona.
[15:42] Fiona
    Please stay out of this, Doctor.
[15:45] Yor
    She's right. It would be rude of me
    to hold back against my opponent.
[15:49] Yor
    I'll give it everything I've got!
[16:00] Yor
    Oh!
[16:04] Fiona
    You disappoint me, Yor Briar.
[16:06] Fiona
    I knew it. You're...
[16:12] Yor
    Oh, no! I've done it again!
[16:16] Yor
    If I put too much strength into my swing,
[16:17] Yor
    the racket strings just cut up the ball,
    and it crumbles into pieces.
[16:21] Yor
    I'm so sorry, Mr. Ball.
    I'm just awful at tennis.
[16:26] Yor
    I need to give it my all, but hold back
    just enough that the ball actually flies.
[16:29] Yor
    Miss Anya, could you get me another ball?
[16:32] Anya
    Go forth, Transport Officer Bond!
[16:33] Bond
    Borf!
[16:37] Yor
    My apologies! Let's try that again!
[16:38] Fiona
    Uh... wait. What?
[16:40] Fiona
    What in the world did I just see?
    The ball fell to pieces? Wha...
[16:44] Fiona
    Huh?
[16:49] Fiona
    Faster than the speed of sound?
[16:52] Fiona
    Its path doesn't stray even a millimeter.
[16:55] Fiona
    Oh, what a beautiful trajectory.
    It's headed straight out of bounds.
[16:58] Fiona
    That doesn't matter right now, Nightfall.
[17:00] Fiona
    Put your racket in front of you. Or...
[17:02] Fiona
    You'll die!
[17:07] Fiona
    It's so heavy!
[17:09] Fiona
    I can't push it back!
[17:11] Fiona
    But...
[17:13] Fiona
    But my love for Twilight is just as heavy!
[17:17] Fiona
    This is nothing compared to all the
    feelings for him I've built up over the years.
[17:21] Fiona
    Forward! Bring the racket forward!
[17:23] Fiona
    Shoot right through
    Twilight's heart, Nightfall!
[17:26] Fiona
    Don't let this woman steal him from you!
[17:28] Fiona
    That's right. I'm the one standing next
    to Twilight in the future he envisioned!
[17:32] Fiona
    We'll reminisce about the hardships
    we faced in the living room,
[17:35] Fiona
    visit former battle sites together,
    and retire in old age
[17:37] Fiona
    to a neutral nation,
    relaxing and gazing at the ocean.
[17:39] Fiona
    Ah, just thinking about it
    is getting me excited.
[17:41] Fiona
    And that's why...
[17:42] Fiona
    When it comes to being "Mrs. Forger"...
[17:45] Fiona
    You need to switch with me!
[17:59] Fiona
    I've lost... completely.
[18:02] Fiona
    I stood no chance.
[18:04] Loid
    That's why I said "don't."
[18:06] Yor
    Are you all right?! Are you hurt at all?!
[18:09] Fiona
    I'll admit it. Right now,
    you're better than me.
[18:12] Yor
    I beg your pardon?
[18:13] Fiona
    But...
[18:14] Fiona
    Mrs. Forger... I request a
    revenge match in the future.
[18:25] Fiona
    Just go ahead and enjoy
    your life until then!
[18:29] Fiona
    I will not give up!
[18:32] Yor
    D-Did I make her mad?
[18:35] Anya
    That lady sure is energetic.
[18:36] Loid
    I-I think she's just very
    passionate about tennis.
[18:39] Loid
    I hope Yor doesn't get
    too suspicious over this.
[18:42] Loid
    Then again, this is just a marriage
    of convenience, so it doesn't...
[18:46] Yor
    Loid...
[18:48] Yor
    I won!
[18:49] Loid
    Er, yes... Congratulations.
[18:52] Yor
    I won!
[18:54] Loid
    Yes, you sure did!
[19:02] Loid
    I'm really... really tired.
[19:05] Anya
    Papa, I'm hungry.
[19:07] Bond
    Borf...
[19:08] Loid
    Sorry... Do you mind if we get takeout today?
[19:18] Sylvia
    Excellent work retrieving
    that painting last week.
[19:21] Sylvia
    I have the results of the analysis today.
[19:24] Loid
    Hm? Where's Nightfall?
[19:25] Sylvia
    She said she's holing up in the mountains
    to work on her swing speed today.
[19:29] Loid
    I see.
[19:31] Sylvia
    The code itself was extremely simple to crack.
[19:34] Sylvia
    We've identified the top-secret depository,
[19:37] Sylvia
    and sent our agents there
    to retrieve the goods.
[19:39] Loid
    Were you able to retrieve
    the Zacharis Dossier?
[19:45] Loid
    A journal?
[19:48] Colonel Zacharis
    August 21st. Today, I have sealed something
    extremely dangerous within this depository.
[19:54] Colonel Zacharis
    Photographs of young actresses.
[19:57] Loid
    Huh?
[19:59] Colonel Zacharis
    I love all forms of theater!
[20:01] Colonel Zacharis
    Though I much prefer comedic
    musicals to tragic operas.
[20:04] Colonel Zacharis
    Any production featuring young
    ladies is truly exceptional.
[20:07] Colonel Zacharis
    I just feel so compelled... to support them.
[20:10] (Flashback) Loid
    I, uh... Uh-huh...
[20:12] Colonel Zacharis
    I became so obsessed that my
    wife beat me to a pulp once.
[20:15] (Flashback) Wife
    How much money have you spent on this?!
[20:17] (Flashback) Colonel Zacharis
    Er, I'm just being charitable...
[20:20] Colonel Zacharis
    I even invited my wife to attend a show
    with me, but she just didn't understand.
[20:24] (Flashback) Wife
    I don't understand why they
    just suddenly burst into song.
[20:27] Colonel Zacharis
    She told me to throw all the photos away,
    but I just couldn't let go of the rare ones.
[20:32] Colonel Zacharis
    Ever since then, I've kept my
    visits to the theater a secret.
[20:36] Colonel Zacharis
    I've buried everything,
[20:38] Colonel Zacharis
    including the photos that could reignite
    conflict, in this basement depository.
[20:44] Loid
    So "reignite the flames of war"... didn't mean
     the war between the East and West.
[20:48] Sylvia
    Rather, between husband and wife.
[20:49] Loid
    How in the world would one
    consider this a top-secret file?
[20:52] Loid
    What was all of my hard work for?
[20:54] Senior Agent
    Right before the war ended
[20:56] Senior Agent
    and the diplomatic corps
    from the West arrived,
[20:58] Senior Agent
    Colonel Zacharis invited
    them out to the theater.
[21:01] Senior Agent
    But the fact that he asked them to keep
    that outing a secret from his wife
[21:05] Senior Agent
    is probably where this all originated from.
[21:08] Loid
    No... There must be another code somewhere
    between this journal and these photos!
[21:12] Sylvia
    There is not. The analyst thoroughly
    checked every last inch of it.
[21:18] Sylvia
    There was nothing that could reignite the war,
    and that's more than enough this time.
[21:26] Loid
    You're right.
[21:32] Loid
    A picture of the colonel?
[21:35] Loid
    "My beloved wife and daughter."
[21:37] Senior Agent
    After all was said and done,
    the colonel remained a devoted family man.
[21:40] Senior Agent
    He took his secret to the grave
    to protect his happy family.
[21:43] Sylvia
    If he truly loved his wife and daughter,
    he would've tossed the photos. They're creepy.
[21:47] Senior Agent
    Jeez, you just don't get it!
[21:49] Senior Agent
    This is this, and that's that.
    Rare items are still rare.
[21:53] Loid
    It must be difficult to
    maintain a happy family.
[22:00] Loid
    Let's see... Can I get two each of these
    apple tarts and caramel nut cakes?
SIGN    THE ROLE OF A MOTHER AND WIFE
    SHOPPING WITH FRIENDS

E24 - The Role of a Mother and Wife - Shopping with Friends
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[01:37] Wife A
    Oh, you don't say! Really?
[01:41] Wife B
    Yes, really! That's why I've been saying...
[01:44] Wife B
    Oh? Good morning, Mrs. Forger.
[01:46] Wife B
    What's the matter? You look so blue.
[01:48] Yor
    Am I going to be tossed aside?
[01:51] Wife A
    Huh?
[01:52] Yor
    When I really think about it, it never
    mattered if I won that tennis match.
[01:58] Wife A
    What in the world?
[01:59] Wife B
    Her husband cheated on her. I just know it.
[02:03] Wife A
    Oh, heavens! What an awful man!
[02:07] Wife A
    Well, look at how handsome he is!
     I guess it's to be expected.
[02:09] Wife A
    Women just flock to him
    like fruit flies on fruit.
[02:12] Wife B
    I hope the missus doesn't sell
    him off to the Secret Police
[02:14] Wife B
    like the woman in apartment 15
     did with her husband.
[02:18] Loid
    Is Yor concerned about Nightfall?
[02:21] Loid
    Not good.
[02:22] Loid
    This would be bad for my cover,
[02:25] Loid
    and if she just happened to
    mention it to her brother...
[02:27] Yor
    So that's what happened.
[02:29] Yuri
    That utter bastard!
    I'll execute him immediately!
[02:32] Yuri
    I'll get the entire
    State Security Service on it!
[02:34] Loid
    I can definitely see that happening.
SIGN    THE ROLE OF A MOTHER AND WIFE
[02:36] Anya
    Wah!
[02:38] Bond
    Borf...
[02:39] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[02:40] Franky
    I've got you cornered now, Bondman!
[02:41] Anya
    Curse you, King Scruff!
[02:43] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[02:47] Anya
    Anya's gonna draw now.
[02:49] Franky
    Heh. I'll allow you to use the magical
    color-changing pen that I invented.
[02:54] Franky
    Oh, yeah! I even brought a
    Frisbee for the goodest boy!
[02:57] Bond
    Borf!
[02:57] Anya
    Hooray!
[02:59] Loid
    So, yeah. Thanks for looking after the pla—
[03:02] Loid
    Urk!
[03:04] Franky
    No, seriously! How many times do I have
    to tell you I ain't no babysitter?!
[03:08] Loid
    I already explained this to you.
[03:10] Loid
    If I don't clear up Yor's misunderstanding
    involving my coworker,
[03:12] Loid
    it'll affect the mission.
[03:13] Franky
    Well, have your damn family meeting at home!
[03:15] Loid
    It'd be hard to talk to her about
    these things in front of the child.
[03:19] Loid
    Anyway, here.
[03:21] Franky
    Don't try to solve everything
    with money, you damn villain!
[03:25] Franky
    Anyway, time to go to
    the park, kids! Let's enjoy!
[03:29] Anya
    Yay!
[03:31] Bond
    Borf.
[03:36] Loid
    Yor.
[03:38] Yor
    I'm sorry. I'm late because
    I had to work overtime.
[03:42] Loid
    Well, you can relax now.
[03:44] Yor
    So what are we...
[03:47] Loid
    I thought we could go out
    and enjoy some drinks.
[03:49] Loid
    I know a great place.
[03:58] Barkeep
    Here's your Red Queen.
[04:00] Yor
    Thank you.
[04:02] Loid
    I'll have my usual scotch.
[04:07] Loid
    Thank you for always doing the
    chores and taking care of Anya.
[04:10] Loid
    Cheers.
[04:12] Yor
    Oh, ch-ch-cheers...
[04:15] Yor
    I-I wonder what's going on.
[04:18] Yor
    He seems like he wants
    to talk about something.
[04:21] Loid
    Thanks for everything you've done.
[04:23] Loid
    I'll enjoy life with my new wife now.
[04:25] Nightfall
    Good evening.
[04:27] Loid
    Tee-hee.
[04:28] Yor
    Oh, I knew it!
[04:31] Loid
    By the way, Yor...
[04:32] Loid
    About Fiona the other day—
[04:34] Yor
    Wai—whoa!
[04:36] Loid
    Yor?
[04:37] Yor
    S-Sorry about that...
[04:39] Yor
    What should I do? This is a problem.
[04:42] Yor
    If he ends this relationship...
[04:46] Yor
    Well... This was always a
    marriage of convenience.
[04:51] Yor
    I have no right to say anything
    about Loid's personal life.
[04:55] Loid
    Um...
[04:57] Yor
    If Loid has romantic feelings for her,
    that means I'm no longer of use,
[05:02] Yor
    and I should just leave.
[05:05] Yor
    Um, Loid...
[05:07] Yor
    If this is what you want,
    I'd be happy to, um...
[05:13] Yor
    Uh...
[05:15] Yor
    Huh? But why?
[05:18] Yor
    Um...
[05:21] Yor
    My throat keeps closing up,
    and the words won't come out.
[05:24] Yor
    Is it because I want this life to continue?
[05:28] Yor
    But you mustn't, Yor!
[05:29] Yor
    Loid's happiness is more important
    than protecting yourself.
[05:31] Yor
    You need to tell him that!
[05:34] Yor
    Oh, alcohol!
[05:35] Yor
    Give me strength! Open, throat!
[05:39] Yor
    That's not enough! Let me have yours, Loid!
[05:42] Loid
    Yor! You're going to die
    if you drink like that!
[05:46] Yor
    Woid...
[05:48] Loid
    Huh?
[05:49] Yor
    Jush who ish dat woman?!
[05:52] Yor
    Are you in wuv wif her, Woid?!
[05:56] Loid
    I was just about to explain all that...
[05:59] Yor
    Oh, I shee! Sho you were
     in a werationship! God damn!
[06:04] Yor
    I jush wanted to giff you my bwessings!
    What am I even shaying?!
[06:05] Loid
    Please calm down, Yor...
[06:10] Loid
    She's just a colleague of mine.
[06:12] Loid
    I promise you, our relationship
    is nothing more than that.
[06:14] Barkeep
    Being such a hot guy must be rough.
[06:18] Yor
    Ish fine. I know I'm a fwailure.
[06:21] Yor
    I'm nowhere near ash pwetty ash Hiona.
[06:24] Loid
    Have you... heard a word I've said?
[06:26] Loid
    Hm? Wait...
[06:27] Yor
    But you shaid before dat
    I wash pwetty, too.
[06:30] Yor
    Wash dat jush a wie?!
[06:33] Loid
    I thought she was fearing the end of our
    contract because she lost faith in her abilities.
[06:39] Loid
    Is this actually jealousy?
[06:41] Yor
    Are you awready shick of me?
[06:44] Loid
    Wait, does Yor have romantic feelings for me?!
[06:49] Loid
    I am Twilight.
[06:50] Loid
    I have had relationships with countless
    women for the sake of my missions.
[06:55] Loid
    I'm sorry I've made you worry, Yor.
[06:58] Loid
    If Yor truly feels this way about me,
    I simply must take advantage of this.
[07:01] Loid
    Which means... time for
    Operation Honey Trap.
[07:03] Loid
    But I want you to have faith in me.
[07:05] Yor
    Huh?!
[07:07] Loid
    Do you hate me now?
[07:09] Yor
    Huh? U-Um, no... I wouldn't shay that...
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[07:13] Loid
    Yor, after spending so much time by your side,
     I've finally realized my true feelings.
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[07:19] Yor
    Um... W-W-W-Woi...
[07:21] Yor
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[07:23] Yor
    Woi?!
[07:24] Loid
    Yor, let's get married for rea—
[07:35] Yor
    Huh? Wha' did I jush do?!
[07:41] Patrons
    Oooh...
[07:42] Loid
    I was so wrong!
[07:43] Loid
    The force behind that kick...
[07:45] Loid
    That wasn't from embarrassment.
    That was true rejection!
[07:48] Loid
    There weren't even a hint of
    romantic feelings there!
[07:50] Loid
    I got cocky! I'm so sorry!
[07:53] Yor
    Are you awwight, Woid?!
[07:56] Loid
    I don't understand! What was
    that mood of hers just now?!
[07:59] Loid
    Did she initiate some high-level reverse
    trap to get me to initiate my honey trap?
[08:02] Loid
    Is Yor a spy? No, calm down,
    Twilight. That can't be it.
[08:07] Yor
    I'm sho sowwy! I'm sho sowwy! Woid! Woi...
[08:07] Loid
    I can't let my guard down like that.
    Somehow, being with Yor throws me off...
[08:12] Yor
    Beneath their silver shine, drift to sleep...
[08:18] Loid
    A song?
[08:21] Loid
    How nostalgic. That's a lullaby
    I used to hear all the time.
[08:24] Yor
    O sweet prince of mine...
[08:30] Yor
    Drift to sleep...
[08:32] Loid
    Mother?
[08:36] Yor
    I don't know the rest of the words...
[08:45] Yor
    Good mworning, Woid...
[08:47] Loid
    Wh-Where am I?!
[08:50] Loid
    How long was I out?!
[08:52] Yor
    We're at a nearby park.
[08:54] Yor
    The barthender shaid we were
    being too woud and kicked ush out.
[08:58] Yor
    You were only asweep for about five minutes.
[09:00] Loid
    I haven't been knocked out like that
    since my instructor got rough with me!
[09:04] Loid
    You've let your guard
    down way too much, Loid!
[09:06] Loid
    Also, why I was I using
    her lap as a pillow?!
[09:08] Yor
    I'm very sowwy, Woid.
[09:12] Yor
    Of course you'd get shick of
    a musclehead woman wike me...
[09:32] Loid
    When I was little...
[09:36] Loid
    Though I can't remember her face anymore,
[09:38] Loid
    I loved being in my mother's arms.
[09:41] Loid
    Even on nights when we could've
    been bombed at any moment,
[09:44] Loid
    just having my mother by my side
    allowed me to sleep soundly.
[09:48] Loid
    My mother was strong.
[09:51] Loid
    Anya tells me all the time that
[09:55] Loid
    even if she's in danger, her Mama
    will come save her, so she'll be okay.
[10:00] Loid
    The reason she's able to
    smile and have fun like that
[10:03] Loid
    is because you're a safe place for her, Yor.
[10:07] Loid
    We agents of the state have been
    trying to rebuild this world
[10:10] Loid
    through our blood, sweat, and tears.
[10:12] Loid
    Yet she managed to accomplish
    that all on her own.
[10:15] Loid
    You're very strong, Yor.
[10:18] Loid
    This may be rude to say
    to an unmarried woman,
[10:21] Loid
    but you're already a wonderful mother.
[10:24] Yor
    I don't think mine is the kind of
    strength you're talking about...
[10:28] Loid
    I have absolutely no intention of replacing
    you in the role of her mother.
[10:32] Yor
    B-But Hiona...
[10:35] Loid
    Even if I had ever asked her to
    take on the role of Anya's mother,
[10:38] Loid
    she has absolutely no parenting skills.
[10:41] Yor
    But in my cashe... I'd jush been
    taking care of Yuri for sho long...
[10:46] Yor
    that I jusht twied to do
    shomething similar.
[10:48] Loid
    But that's just it, though.
[10:51] Loid
    This is a skill you've been building
    up ever since you were little,
[10:54] Loid
    which makes you unparalleled.
[10:56] Loid
    Have more confidence in yourself.
[10:58] Loid
    I would love for you to
    continue being Anya's mother.
[11:07] Loid
    And to continue in the role of my wife.
[11:12] Yor
    I humbwy accept...
    If you'll continue to have me.
[11:18] Loid
    Yor, your nose is running.
[11:21] Yor
    Pwease excuse me...
[11:24] Loid
    Should we head home?
[11:25] Yor
    Yesh, we should.
[11:27] Yor
    I'll make you shome hot
    tea once we get home.
[11:31] Anya
    Mama and Papa are late.
    They must be shacking up somewhere.
[11:34] Franky
    Where exactly do you learn to talk like that?
[11:37] Anya
    Mostly from Becky.
[11:39] Anya
    I hope they'll be home soon.
[11:41] Franky
    Hey, do you like your mom and dad?
[11:46] Anya
    I love them!
[11:47] Franky
    I see.
[11:53] Loid
    We're home.
[11:54] Bond
    Borf!
[11:55] Anya
    Mama and Papa are flirt...
[11:58] Anya
    ...ing.
[12:01] Franky
    The hell, man?!
[12:02] Franky
    Did you try to put some moves
     on her and get punched?!
[12:04] Yor
    No, no! Ish all my fault!
[12:06] Anya
    He's a chin monster.
[12:07] Franky
    Here, have a closer look!
[12:09] Loid
    Wait! Don't touch it!
[12:11] Loid
    Don't touch!
[12:12] Yor
    I'm actually surprised myself.
[12:15] Yor
    Back then, I never became attached to
    anyone or anything other than my brother.
[12:21] Yor
    And yet...
[12:22] Yor
    I really can't let this place go.
[12:29] Narrator
    The next day...
[12:31] Yor
    Loid! What in the world
    happened to your chin?!
[12:34] Loid
    Wait, what?! You forgot everything
    that happened yesterday?!
[12:38] Narrator
    They had the same conversation
    all over again.
[12:44] Damian
    So the social gathering is
    finally happening next week.
[12:47] Emile
    Well...
[12:48] Ewen
    They don't really apply to us just yet.
[12:51] Damian
    I'm gonna get eight Stella in no time.
[12:54] Ewen
    Of course!
[12:55] Anya
    The mission so that Papa can be
    friends with Second's Son's papa:
[12:59] Anya
    Operation Skoricks.
[13:00] Anya
    To make it a success, I must
    become an Imperel Scooter
[13:03] Anya
    and go to the social event.
[13:06] Anya
    But...
[13:07] Anya
    Anya has sort of given up
    on getting eight stars.
[13:11] Anya
    Whether it's studying...
[13:14] Anya
    or sports, I'm not getting better at all,
    and my heart can't take more disappointment.
[13:20] Anya
    And that's why Anya is
    giving her all to Plan B,
[13:22] Anya
    the Friendship Scheme,
    to get closer to Second Son,
[13:25] Anya
    but that's not going well, either.
[13:28] Damian
    The heck are you looking at, huh?
[13:29] Emile
    Stupid daughter of that
    violent, bribing doctor!
[13:32] Anya
    Anya is losing patience.
[13:33] Becky
    Oh, my heart is getting impatient
    watching you like this, Anya!
[13:37] Becky
    I totally get it, Anya! It's so hard
    to tell someone you love them!
[13:43] Anya
    Love?
[13:44] Anya
    I love Papa.
[13:46] Anya
    I love Mama.
[13:48] Anya
    I love peanuts.
[13:50] Anya
    I love cartoons.
[13:51] Anya
    Second Son...
[13:53] Anya
    Nope, nuh-uh.
[13:55] Becky
    Oh, look at you being all shy!
     Be true to your heart!
[13:58] Becky
    Okay, I know! I'll help you
    so he ends up liking you.
[14:04] Becky
    Boys always fall for how a girl looks.
[14:08] Becky
    If you get dressed up all cute and fancy,
    he'll be head over heels for you in no time!
[14:12] Anya
    Oho.
[14:13] Becky
    Which means, next weekend...
[14:16] Becky
    We're going shopping together!
SIGN    SHOPPING WITH FRIENDS
[14:18] Anya
    Anya's never been in a fancy car!
[14:20] Anya
    So exciting!
[14:22] Becky
    It's not bad, right?
[14:24] Becky
    And hey! I went all the way to your house,
    and my precious Loid wasn't there! Why?!
[14:30] (Flashback) Becky
    Loid, oh Loid! Wherefore art thou, Loid?
[14:33] (Flashback) Yor
    Thank you for looking
    after our daughter today.
[14:36] Anya
    Papa had an emergency at work.
[14:38] Becky
    Also, my precious Loid's
    wife is way prettier in person.
[14:41] Becky
    She's definitely a worthy rival.
[14:43] Martha
    You mustn't commit adultery, my lady.
[14:46] Becky
    By the way, that pochette is
    really cute. What's in it?
[14:49] Anya
    Um...
[14:51] Anya
    Lots of cold, hard cash.
[14:53] Loid
    Being on good terms with the Blackbells
    will be extremely advantageous.
[14:57] Loid
    I'm sure intel will be willing
    to splurge on the budget.
[14:59] (Flashback) Loid
    Take this.
[15:00] (Flashback) Yor
    That much?!
[15:02] Anya
    My allowance.
[15:03] Becky
    Oh, my precious Loid is so kind!
[15:06] Becky
    It's not that much, though.
[15:07] Martha
    Kids these days...
[15:09] Anya
    How many peanuts can I buy with this?
[15:12] Becky
    We're not buying peanuts.
[15:15] Becky
    We're buying clothes, my dear. Clothes.
[15:29] Employees
    Welcome, Miss Becky.
[15:32] Employee A
    We've prepared quite a few pieces
    from the Berlint Collection.
[15:36] Becky
    Thank you!
[15:38] Anya
    Are your family evil masterminds after all?
[15:41] Anya
    How much cold, hard cash do you have?
[15:43] Becky
    I've never even walked
    around with cash before.
[15:47] Becky
    Usually, the shops come to me, but today,
[15:50] Becky
    I wanted to enjoy shopping with you,
    so I rented out this whole department store.
[15:55] Becky
    Let's have you try on all kinds of outfits
[15:57] Becky
    and find the one that'll make him fall for you.
SIGN    Lip-Reading Techniques
    to Let You Truly Be Yourself
    Read Minds and Become
    More Beautiful.
SIGN    Anya's Fall Collection
SIGN    Clothes That'll Get Your Classmates to Love You
SIGN    A Special Feature on Westalis Import Brands
SIGN    A Telepath Girl's Styling Tutorial
    Styling Tutorial
SIGN    Forget All About Your School Uniform
[16:09] Becky
    Yes! Perfect, Anya!
[16:12] Becky
    You look adorable! But I'm still cuter.
[16:15] Becky
    That's right, Anya. Break free from
    your shell and become a new you.
[16:20] Becky
    Hmm... Maybe we broke the shell a bit too much.
[16:23] Becky
    But you need to be aggressive
    when it comes to fashion!
[16:27] Becky
    Perfect, Anya! I don't even get
    it anymore, but it's perfect!
[16:30] Becky
    Reach out your hand and
    go beyond fashion itself!
[16:36] Anya
    Fashion is hard...
[16:37] Becky
    Yeah... We don't know what he's into,
    so it's hard to narrow down the choices.
[16:43] Anya
    But I wear the same clothes
    every day at school.
[16:46] Anya
    I don't have a chance to
    show off another outfit.
[16:48] Becky
    Of course our uniforms
    are the same every day.
[16:52] Becky
    But if our instructor allows it,
[16:54] Becky
    we can wear our own clothes at the
    dorm party at the end of the term.
[16:57] Becky
    That'll be your opportunity!
[16:59] Becky
    Oh, wait! If parents and guardians
    are going to attend this party...
[17:04] Loid
    My, what a beautiful young lady.
[17:06] Loid
    I'm Anya's father, Loid.
[17:08] Becky
    Oh, no! I shouldn't have wasted so
    much time finding clothes for Anya!
[17:13] Anya
    Shock!
[17:14] Becky
    Hey, what kind of clothes
    does my precious Loid like?
[17:22] Employees
    So cute!
[17:23] Becky
    Maybe I'll go for an orthodox cute look.
[17:27] Employee A
    Miss Becky!
[17:32] Employees
    How lovely!
[17:34] Becky
    Or perhaps something a bit more stylish?
[17:37] Employee B
    You look amazing!
[17:39] Becky
    How about this?
[17:42] Becky
    Maybe I'll just go for a
    more sophisticated look.
[17:46] Employee C
    So mature!
[17:47] Becky
    Maybe I'll try out his wife's look.
[17:50] Employee A
    It's perfect!
[17:51] Employees B & C
    So cute!
[17:53] Becky
    Hmm... I don't know what to do anymore, either.
[17:57] Employee A
    You looked lovely in all of them.
[18:00] Becky
    Anyway, I'll go ahead and buy all of them.
[18:02] Employee A
    Thank you very much.
[18:04] Becky
    Which one do you want, Anya?
[18:06] Anya
    Anya's tummy is already very
    full from all the outfits.
[18:09] Becky
    Really? Then do you want
    to go look at some shoes?
[18:32] Becky
    I guess I'm a little tired, too.
[18:35] Anya
    I almost shopped myself to death...
[18:38] Becky
    To death? Are you actually going to die?
[18:41] Martha
    My lady, you have purchased too many things.
[18:44] Becky
    Wait! Are you in there somewhere, Martha?!
[18:48] Becky
    By the way, you haven't
    bought anything yet, Anya.
[18:51] Anya
    I dunno what I want.
[18:53] Anya
    Fashion is hard.
[18:56] Becky
    Did you... not enjoy shopping with me?
[19:02] Anya
    I had fun!
[19:04] Anya
    This is Anya's first time shopping
    with a friend! So exciting!
[19:09] Becky
    Friend?
[19:11] Becky
    I-In that case, let's get right back into it!
[19:14] Becky
    Let's look for something you want, Anya!
[19:16] Anya
    Cartoon merch is what calls my name.
[19:19] Becky
    They don't have anything
    like that at this shop.
[19:24] Becky
    I think there's a plushie shop over there.
[19:27] Anya
    Who is Mister Sheep here?
[19:29] Becky
    Huh?
[19:30] Becky
    Oh, it's this department store's mascot.
[19:34] Becky
    Look over there.
[19:35] Becky
    Apparently, it's because they
    started off selling wool.
[19:39] Anya
    So cute... I want this!
[19:41] Becky
    What? A key chain?
[19:43] Becky
    You're such a child, Anya.
[19:46] Anya
    It's to remember going shopping with you.
[19:49] Becky
    Huh?
[19:50] Anya
    To celebrate that we both overcame death.
[19:52] Becky
    Th-Then I'll also—
[19:55] (Flashback) Becky's Father
    Listen well, Becky.
[19:56] (Flashback) Becky's Father
    As the daughter of a top conglomerate,
    you must only wear the finest things.
[20:05] Anya
    Here! I bought one for you, too.
[20:08] Becky
    Huh? When did you...
[20:10] Anya
    Anya is very good at doing big sister things.
[20:12] Becky
    But...
[20:14] Martha
    If you were to ignore
    your friend's generosity,
[20:17] Martha
    you would be tarnishing the Blackbell name.
[20:19] Martha
    I'm sure that's exactly
    what your father would say.
[20:22] Becky
    Th-Then I guess I don't have a choice.
[20:25] Becky
    It's a bit embarrassing,
    but I guess I'll take it.
[20:29] Becky
    Thank you.
[20:30] Anya
    Becky should also be more honest.
[20:32] Becky
    Wait, why did we go shopping today, anyway?
[20:35] Anya
    I forget.
[20:36] Becky
    Well, whatever. Let's go home.
[20:53] (Flashback) Kid
    Becky's always so mean!
[20:56] (Flashback) Kid
    She always says mean things and bullies us!
[20:59] (Flashback) Becky
    What? What's wrong with calling you little
    brats when that's exactly what you are?
[21:03] (Flashback) Martha
    That's quite enough, young lady!
[21:05] (Flashback) Becky
    Eden College? No!
    Because I learned in nursery school
[21:09] (Flashback) Becky
    that no good comes from associating
    with commoners.
[21:12] (Flashback) Becky
    This sucks.
[21:14] (Flashback) Becky
    Whatever. I guess smiling and going along with
     those around you is the adult strategy here.
[21:19] (Flashback) Martha
    My lady, you mustn't think you know all
    there is to know about everything and everyone.
[21:24] (Flashback) Martha
    Once you can stop doing that, you'll be
    on your way to becoming a proper adult.
[21:32] (Flashback) Becky
    Listen to this, Martha!
[21:34] (Flashback) Becky
    There's this really interesting
    girl in my class!
[21:36] (Flashback) Becky
    Maybe school's not so bad after all!
[21:41] Becky
    I'll get you something later...
[21:47] Martha
    I'm very happy for you, my lady.
[21:52] Loid
    Just this was 300 dalc?!
SIGN    ° Roughly 100,000 yen
[21:54] Anya
    It's the treasure Becky and me share.
[21:56] Bond
    Jealou...
[21:58] Becky
    Good morning!
[22:00] Becky
    Anya!
[22:02] Anya
    Morning, pwease.
[22:07] Anya
    We match!
[22:08] Becky
    We do!
[22:10] Becky
    I hope the teachers don't yell at us.
[22:12] Anya
    It's no problem!
[22:14] Becky
    You're right.
[22:22] Ewen
    What's the matter, Lord Damian?
[22:25] Damian
    Nothing! Jeez!
SIGN    FIRST CONTACT

E25 - First Contact
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[01:38] State security service officer
    Pardon me. May we see
    your ID and invitation?
SIGN    You are now entering the Eden College social gathering venue
    This area is highly secured
[01:41] State security service officer
    Ah, Mr. Hamilton.
[01:43] State security service officer
    Please drive through.
[01:52] Narrator
    The social gathering at Eden College.
[01:53] Narrator
    A traditional event held every half-term
    for Imperial Scholars and their parents,
[01:59] Narrator
    as well as a handful of the alumni,
[02:02] Narrator
    including prominent figures
    in politics and business,
[02:04] Narrator
    scholars, engineers, artists, and athletes.
[02:08] Narrator
    The lineup was always impressive.
[02:12] Attendee A
    The security is rather
    intense again this year.
[02:15] Attendee B
    Well, the crowd is filled with VIPs.
[02:18] Attendee B
    I can't help but be a bit nervous knowing
    the State Security Service is here.
[02:22] Loid
    The level of security here is
    the same as a summit meeting.
[02:25] Loid
    I was prepared for that, but this
    goes beyond even my expectations.
[02:28] Loid
    Infiltrating it will prove to be difficult.
[02:30] Loid
    The easiest thing would be if I could get
    in without needing an Imperial Scholar...
[02:35] Loid
    But of course, if things were that simple,
[02:37] Loid
    we wouldn't have initiated
    Operation Strix to begin with.
[02:41] Loid
    In the past, intelligence from the West
[02:43] Loid
    tried infiltrating the gathering
    many times and ended in failure.
[02:46] Loid
    We can't keep failing just so they
    can keep strengthening their defenses.
[02:51] Loid
    The venue for the event
    is the Tower of Wisdom.
[02:53] Loid
    Other than the entrance located in front,
    there are only a handful of fixed windows.
[02:57] Loid
    The roof of the tower is a garden,
[03:00] Loid
    but infiltrating from above would draw
    too much attention to be feasible.
[03:02] Loid
    There are currently no promising
    routes from the basement.
[03:06] Loid
    At the one and only entrance, they conduct an
    extensive identity check and body pat-down.
[03:10] Loid
    They also use the most
    cutting-edge detectors.
[03:13] Loid
    Going in with a disguise or trying to place
    a wire on someone would be difficult.
[03:18] Loid
    Because none of the surrounding
    buildings are taller,
[03:20] Loid
    it would be impossible to read lips nearby.
[03:23] Loid
    Perhaps there's a way to sneak
    into the building days ahead...
[03:26] Loid
    No, that would pose quite a risk, too.
[03:29] Loid
    So there's no way to infiltrate the venue?
[03:31] Loid
    No, with a little bit of force,
    it wouldn't be impossible
[03:35] Loid
    to infiltrate just once. For example,
[03:37] Loid
    if we were trying to assassinate Desmond,
[03:40] Loid
    it would have been quite possible.
[03:42] Loid
    But the purpose of Operation Strix is
    a continuous interaction with Desmond.
[03:46] Loid
    To get into his good graces and
    extract information from him.
[03:49] Loid
    Even if we are able to clear
    all of these requirements,
[03:52] Loid
    and tried to get close to him
    disguised as someone else...
[03:56] Desmond
    Well, hello again.
[03:57] Famous Person
    Huh? But I didn't attend last time...
[04:00] Loid
    Famous people would be easy to trace,
[04:02] Loid
    and if they're accompanied by a child,
    it'll complicate things even more.
[04:05] Imperial Scholar
    You're being weird today, Papa.
[04:07] Loid
    And if I disguise myself
    as school staff or a waiter,
[04:11] Loid
    I won't even be able to speak with him.
[04:12] Loid
    I can't utilize any plans that
    could arouse suspicion.
[04:15] Loid
    Desmond is extremely cautious, so there's
    a possibility he'd never attend again.
[04:20] Loid
    My best bet is to interact
    with him as Loid Forger.
[04:23] Loid
    All I can do right now is make the
    necessary preparations for next time.
[04:27] Loid
    There'll rarely ever be a chance to
    encounter Desmond outside the tower,
[04:31] Loid
    but I'll look into any possibilities.
[04:35] Teacher
    This ends our class for today.
[04:39] Teacher
    The social gathering is this evening,
    so the school will be closed.
[04:42] Teacher
    Any students who are not attending
    should leave immediately.
[04:46] 15
    The social gathering...
    I wonder what it's like.
[04:49] 14
    Don't all kinds of celebrities show up?
[04:52] 17
    I heard that the cosmonaut Yachayka
     will give a speech.
[04:55] 16
    Ooh, the actress Amy, too.
[04:56] 9
    What? Really?
[04:58] 6
    Hey, is your father going
    to be there, too, Damian?
[05:01] 1
    Your older brother is an
    Imperial Scholar, after all.
[05:05] Becky
    I'm so excited we just have a half-day today.
[05:07] 1
    Hey, are you listening?
[05:13] (Flashback) Damian
    This is Damian Desmond from Cecile Hall.
[05:16] (Flashback) Damian
    Could you connect me to Demetrius Desmond?
[05:21] Demetrius
    What?
[05:22] (Flashback) Damian
    H-Hey, Bro.
[05:24] Demetrius
    What do you want?
[05:26] (Flashback) Damian
    Oh, sorry. About tomorrow...
    You're going to the social gathering, right?
[05:31] Demetrius
    Yeah.
[05:32] (Flashback) Damian
    When you see Father, there's
    something I'd like you to ask him.
[05:35] (Flashback) Damian
    I was wondering if I could see him,
    even just for a little bit, after the gathering.
[05:40] (Flashback) Damian
    Can you tell him I'll be waiting
    in the courtyard of Library 2?
[05:43] Demetrius
    I'll tell him, but don't get your hopes up.
[05:47] Demetrius
    Father is busy.
[05:49] (Flashback) Damian
    Yeah...
[05:50] Demetrius
    Is that all?
[05:52] (Flashback) Damian
    Yeah.
[05:52] Damian
    All right. Bye.
[05:58] 1
    Hey, let me greet your father.
[06:02] 1
    My father's going to pick me up today.
    Then we can both greet him. Okay?
[06:05] 6
    What? No fair. Hey, Damian, let me come, too.
[06:09] Damian
    Shut up.
[06:13] Ewen
    Lord Damian!
[06:15] Anya
    Is Second Son planning to meet
    with the evil boss today?
[06:18] Becky
    Hey, want to go shopping again today?
[06:21] Anya
    Anya's plan to use fassun
    on Second Son failed.
[06:24] Anya
    Which means...
[06:28] Anya
    Meeting my papa will lead
    to nothing but good things!
[06:32] Desmond (Anya)
    Oho.
[06:33] Anya
    I'll follow Second Son and
    fight the evil boss myself.
[06:36] Damian
    What the hell have you been up to all week?!
[06:38] Damian
    You're creepy! Stop following me!
[06:41] Ewen
    Lord Damian, perhaps she...
[06:44] Damian
    Wh-What?
[06:46] Ewen
    Perhaps she's following us to get
    in your father's good graces.
[06:50] Emile
    Yes! Just like the others!
[06:53] Damian
    You stupid uggo!
[06:55] Damian
    Stubby-legged uggo!
[06:57] Becky
    Well, that's rude.
[06:58] Damian
    Don't ever come near me again!
[07:00] Damian
    You creepy gorilla-girl stalker!
[07:03] Anya
    Anya is thinking of punching him again.
[07:06] Becky
    Don't. You'll get expelled.
[07:09] Loid
    As I feared, she's still not
    getting along with Damian.
[07:11] Loid
    So Plan B might be in dire straits, too.
[07:13] Anya
    Papa?!
[07:14] Loid
    No, perhaps she's trying to make
    up with him in her own way.
[07:18] Loid
    Well done.
[07:19] Loid
    For now, I need to find Damian, who may
    encounter his father outside the venue.
[07:24] Anya
    Wait! Anya will fight the evil boss, too!
[07:27] Becky
    What? Let's go home already.
[07:31] Emile
    Are you heading to the meeting spot already?
[07:33] Ewen
    Your father won't be here until
    after the social gathering, right?
[07:36] Ewen
    That won't be for hours.
[07:38] Loid
    So he is meeting with his father. Excellent.
[07:41] Emile
    Since we're here, shall we
    get closer to the venue?
[07:54] Emile
    Wow, it's quite impressive.
[07:57] Ewen
    Imperial Scholars! I may pee my pants.
[08:00] Emile
    Wow, and your father is one of the
    top VIPs among all these VIPs.
[08:05] Ewen
    That goes for you, as well,
    since you're his son!
[08:08] Emile
    Lord Damian?
[08:10] Damian
    I'm not going to see my father after all.
[08:12] Ewen and Emile
    Huh?
[08:13] Loid
    What? That's not good!
[08:15] Damian
    That's right. My father's amazing. He's very busy.
[08:19] Damian
    There's no way he'd have
    time to bother with me.
[08:21] Damian
    I'll go talk to my bro again.
[08:23] Damian
    I'll tell him to cancel the meetup.
[08:25] Anya
    That's not happening!
[08:28] Damian
    What's your problem?
    You're still here, you stalker?
[08:31] Anya
    Second Son's scared. Anya can tell.
[08:35] Damian
    Huh?!
[08:36] Damian
    Wh-What's with her? Is she
    actually reading my mind?
[08:41] Anya
    A-Anya knows that, um...
[08:44] Anya
    That you only got 50 points
    on our last language test.
[08:48] Damian
    H-How do you know that?!
[08:50] Damian
    Wait, that has nothing to do with anything.
[08:52] Anya
    I peeked over your shoulder.
[08:54] Becky
    Anya's become an actual stalker.
[08:57] Anya
    You're scared your father will find
    out that you did bad on your test.
[09:01] Anya
    Anya totally understands because
    she only got 17 points.
[09:04] Damian
    Don't lump me in with you!
[09:06] Anya
    Anya's a little scared because she's
    not sure if Papa loves her or not.
[09:10] Anya
    He always gets mad at me.
[09:12] Loid
    Anya...
[09:13] Anya
    But I believe in him because I love him.
[09:17] Anya
    And so...
[09:19] Anya
    Anya always shows him her tests,
    even if they're real bad.
[09:28] Anya
    What were we talking about again?
[09:30] Becky
    Dunno.
[09:32] Damian
    Damn it!
[09:33] Ewen
    Lord Damian, where are you going?
[09:34] Damian
    This is dumb.
[09:36] Damian
    I'm going to wait for
    Father in the courtyard.
[09:38] Emile
    Lord Damian!
[09:39] Damian
    I ain't scared!
[09:42] Loid
    I'm not quite sure what happened,
    but well done, Anya!
[09:45] Loid
    Her provocation worked in my favor!
[09:54] Becky
    Huh? You're going to wait, too?
[09:56] Becky
    Why?! My car's waiting,
    so let's just go home!
[10:00] Becky
    Wait... Is she planning to meet his
    parents because she hopes to marry him?
[10:05] Becky
    She's serious! You must be serious, Anya!
[10:08] Becky
    All right, Anya. I'll wait with you!
[10:11] Becky
    I will see your resolve through!
[10:14] Anya
    Zzz...
[10:17] Becky
    I was wrong. She's not serious at all.
[10:20] Becky
    Martha! Carry Anya to the car.
[10:23] Becky
    We're going home.
[10:24] Martha
    As you wish.
[10:26] Becky
    Anya's such a free spirit.
[10:29] Becky
    Oh, goodbye, sir.
[10:31] Disguised Loid
    Yes, goodbye.
[10:33] Becky
    And then Anya...
[10:35] Loid
    Making this replica was the right choice.
SIGN    Twilight's handmade replica
    Cost of materials: 10 dalc
[10:43] Loid
    Looks like the gathering
    ended without issue.
[10:45] Loid
    The security layout...
[10:47] Loid
    The flow of people and items, changes...
[10:49] Loid
    It was definitely worth it.
    All that's left is...
[10:51] Loid
    And Desmond's finally here.
[10:54] Loid
    He's headed to...
[10:56] Loid
    All right.
[10:58] Ewen
    I wonder if they're about done.
[11:01] Loid
    Hmm...
[11:06] Loid
    Oh, pardon me, boys.
[11:08] Loid
    Did you happen to see a sheep
    key chain around here?
[11:11] Loid
    It's apparently very
    important to my daughter.
[11:13] Loid
    But she seems to have
    dropped it around here,
[11:15] Loid
    so she came to me in tears,
    asking me to look for it.
[11:17] Damian
    Oh, is this it? It was on
    the ground over there.
[11:20] Loid
    Oh, that's it! Thank you.
    You're a lifesaver.
[11:23] Ewen
    That's definitely her...
[11:24] Loid
    Thank goodness!
[11:25] Damian
    Hey, are you Forger's dad, old man?
[11:28] Loid
    Hm? Old man?
[11:29] Loid
    I am. Oh... are you her classmates?
[11:33] Loid
    Wait. I'm sorry if you're not...
[11:35] Loid
    But might you be... Damian Desmond?
[11:37] Damian
    Y-Yeah, I am.
[11:40] Loid
    I'm so terribly sorry!
[11:42] Loid
    I'm sorry for what my daughter did
    on the day of the entrance ceremony!
[11:46] Damian
    Uh, sure...
[11:47] Loid
    I wanted to visit your home to apologize,
[11:50] Loid
    but I wasn't able to see you or your parents,
     so it's been on my mind all this time.
[11:53] Damian
    I mean, I live in the dorms.
[11:56] Loid
    I'm responsible for my daughter's
    rudeness. I'm truly sorry.
[11:59] Damian
    Uh, it's fine.
[12:01] Loid
    I would still like to
    apologize to your parents.
[12:04] Emile
    Ah, Lord Damian! Over there! Your father...
[12:07] Loid
    I'm truly sorry, Damian.
[12:10] Loid
    For the sake of my mission,
[12:11] Loid
    I'll be butting into your reunion
    with your father for a bit.
[12:16] Damian
    Father...
[12:19] SP A
    Young Master, who is that man?
[12:21] Damian
    Huh? Oh, he's my classmate's father.
[12:24] Loid
    U-Um, you must be Chairman Desmond.
[12:28] SP A
    Hey, step back. We need you to leave.
[12:30] Desmond
    It's all right. What is it?
[12:34] Loid
    I've been wanting to apologize for my
    daughter's rudeness toward your son.
[12:41] Loid
    Oh, I haven't properly
    introduced myself. I'm...
[12:46] Loid
    Loid Forger.
SIGN    FIRST CONTACT
[12:54] WISE Agent
    Council Secretary Byron.
[12:55] WISE Agent
    Colonel McNeill of the national army.
[12:57] WISE Agent
    Prosecutor Farnham from the Ministry
    of Justice. Cosmonaut Yachayka.
[13:00] WISE Agent
    And the Chairman of the National
    Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.
[13:05] WISE Agent
    This social gathering truly is a
    gathering of prime intelligence.
[13:09] WISE Agent
    Shouldn't we be sending in more
    agents to back up Agent Twilight?
[13:14] Sylvia
    Well, would you like to go?
[13:17] Sylvia
    Five minutes after you get in,
[13:19] Sylvia
    you'll be caught in the State
    Security Service's net.
[13:22] Sylvia
    Thirty minutes later, you'll be
    tortured in their interrogation room.
[13:28] Sylvia
    If we send in inexperienced agents,
    we'll just be giving them easy prey.
[13:33] Sylvia
    Don't forget that we're right in
    the middle of enemy territory.
[13:36] Sylvia
    Currently, that school...
[13:38] Sylvia
    is the front line of this cold war.
[13:43] Loid
    I'm Loid Forger. I'm a doctor who
    works at Berlint Central Hospital.
[13:49] Loid
    I would like to formally apologize for
    my daughter being violent with Damian.
[13:55] Loid
    I'm sure it must have been very unpleasant
    for Damian and the rest of your family.
[13:59] Loid
    Chairman Desmond of
    the National Unity Party.
[14:02] Loid
    His past quotes found in
    newspapers and TV broadcasts,
[14:04] Loid
    books he's written...
[14:06] Loid
    I've studied everything that might
    give me insight into his life.
[14:10] Loid
    But it's been impossible to learn anything
    about him since he went into hiding.
[14:14] Loid
    How can I get closer to him?
SIGN    Discuss politicians
     you've treated
SIGN    Trade collectibles
SIGN    Small talk
     about current
     East-West
     affairs
SIGN    See how he reacts to
    anti-Western remarks
SIGN    Support his
     party
SIGN    Hospital
     director info
SIGN    Try to make him feel guilty
     enough to give
     in to a demand
SIGN    An enthusiastic
     greeting
SIGN    Discuss Anya
SIGN    Discuss Damian
SIGN    Discuss the children
SIGN    Start with a heartfelt apology
SIGN    Discuss the mixer
SIGN    Mention connections 
    to the hospital
SIGN    Mention you're
     from the same
     province
[14:17] Loid
    How can I get him to show
    any interest in Loid?
[14:19] Loid
    What does he relate to? What enrages him?
[14:23] Loid
    I will have to find that
    out in this conversation.
[14:26] Loid
    And then, eventually,
    I will find what's inside him...
[14:30] Loid
    and learn all about his plan for war.
[14:34] Loid
    I'm truly sorry.
[14:36] Loid
    And I would like to visit your
    residence to formally apologize.
[14:40] Desmond
    Ah, so it was you. My staff
    informed me about that incident.
[14:44] Desmond
    I've been so busy that I haven't had
    time to address it. Sorry about that.
[14:48] Damian
    Father... He was worried about me?
[14:52] Loid
    In the next few days,
    I will bring you a gift in apology.
[14:55] Desmond
    Oh, there's no need.
[14:58] Desmond
    It was merely a squabble between children.
[15:00] Loid
    But...
[15:01] Damian
    Father! A member of the
    Desmond family was punched!
[15:05] Damian
    Do you accept that?
[15:07] Loid
    Your son is right.
[15:09] Loid
    Regardless of the circumstances, it was my
    daughter who put her hands on your son.
[15:13] Loid
    I vow that I will make it up to you!
[15:15] Desmond
    It's quite all right. I thank
    you for your courtesy, though.
[15:18] Loid
    Instant rejection.
[15:20] Loid
    You are truly too kind, sir.
[15:23] Loid
    Being too persistent will backfire.
[15:25] Loid
    If he finds me at all suspicious,
    the operation will be ruined.
[15:28] Loid
    I need to be careful.
[15:30] Damian
    F-Father...
[15:31] Damian
    So he really doesn't care about me?
[15:34] Damian
    It was humiliating for me.
    My face even swelled up!
[15:37] Damian
    And yet...
[15:38] Damian
    Why? Why can't you get angrier for my sake?
[15:48] Damian
    Never mind...
[15:50] Damian
    I'm sorry.
[15:54] Loid
    No, you have every right to be angry, Damian.
[15:58] Loid
    I'll be sure to lecture her properly
    so this never happens again.
[16:02] Loid
    Then again, my daughter is rather eccentric,
[16:05] Loid
    so I'm honestly not sure what to do with her.
[16:08] Damian, Emile & Ewen
    Guy's got it rough.
[16:11] Loid
    Of course, this is my responsibility,
[16:13] Loid
    but I came to the painful realization that
    it's impossible to completely control children.
[16:18] Loid
    I guess a parent shouldn't assume
    they can control their child.
[16:22] Loid
    It's not good to have so many
    one-sided hopes and disappointments.
[16:25] Loid
    Raising a child is truly difficult.
[16:30] Desmond
    You are correct.
[16:32] Desmond
    In the end, even the child that
    shares your blood is a stranger.
[16:35] Desmond
    It is simply impossible to understand
    what someone else is truly thinking.
[16:40] Desmond
    People will never be able
    to understand each other.
[16:45] Loid
    And that's why you're using force to
    bring other nations to their knees?
[16:48] Loid
    Is that who you really are, Desmond?
[16:52] Loid
    You are absolutely right.
[16:57] Loid
    I specialize in psychiatry,
[17:00] Loid
    but I fear that I may not truly be able to
    understand what my patients are feeling.
[17:05] Loid
    It's true. "We can talk it out"
    is nothing but idealism.
[17:09] Loid
    It might be sheer arrogance to think
    you can truly understand another.
[17:12] Loid
    But...
[17:13] Loid
    What's truly important is
[17:14] Loid
    to continue walking
    beside them despite that.
SIGN    Candy Coupon
[17:17] Loid
    The things my daughter says
    and does are truly a mystery to me.
[17:21] (Flashback) Anya
    Anya is going to free some candy hostages
    at the candy store with this coupon.
[17:25] (Flashback) Loid
    Oh, really? Well, do your best.
[17:27] Loid
    I decided that I would accept her regardless,
[17:31] Loid
    and I try to find every opportunity
    I can to talk to her.
[17:34] Loid
    Though it doesn't always go well...
[17:37] Loid
    I won't abandon this path to obtaining
    information and gaining understanding.
[17:41] Loid
    I am an intelligence agent, after all.
[17:43] Loid
    Didn't you...
[17:44] Loid
    also happen to make time for your son,
     despite how busy you are?
[17:50] Desmond
    Hm. You do make a valid point.
[17:55] Loid
    I can really see why you
    look up to your father.
[17:59] Loid
    Anya mentioned it, too.
[18:01] Damian
    Huh?
[18:01] Loid
    Didn't you recently have an assignment to
    explore the career path you're interested in?
[18:07] Loid
    Anya was very moved by your report.
[18:11] Loid
    It was all she could talk
    about when she got home.
SIGN    All Lies
[18:13] Damian
    Really?
[18:15] Loid
    Have you seen his presentation, sir?
[18:18] Desmond
    No.
[18:19] Loid
    Oh, that's such a waste!
[18:21] Loid
    I only heard it through my daughter,
SIGN    Actually, he was spying at school
[18:23] Loid
    but I still sense just how much he
    respects and understands your work.
[18:27] Loid
    I was deeply moved.
[18:28] Loid
    Your boy is intelligent and
    very considerate of you.
[18:32] Desmond
    Is that so?
[18:34] Loid
    I do beg your pardon for saying this,
[18:36] Loid
    but I happened to be against the
    ideals of the National Unity Party.
[18:40] Loid
    And yet, when I heard his report,
    I became interested.
[18:44] Loid
    It made me realize that you are
    genuinely concerned for our country.
[18:48] Loid
    I was thinking about attending
    one of your lectures next time.
[18:51] Loid
    I might be taking this too lightly.
[18:54] Loid
    But his report truly was just that wonderful.
[18:57] Damian
    That's enough. You can stop, old man.
[19:00] Loid
    Sorry.
[19:01] Desmond
    You are indeed an interesting man.
[19:03] Desmond
    Forger, was it?
[19:07] Desmond
    My, what a delightful moment that was.
[19:10] Loid
    I guess that's the end.
[19:12] Loid
    He knows my name now,
    so I'll consider that good enough.
[19:15] Loid
    I've memorized his security
    team's faces and builds.
[19:18] Loid
    I humbly thank you for your time.
[19:22] Loid
    Oh, right.
[19:24] Loid
    Could you keep the fact that
    I talked to you about Anya a secret?
[19:28] Loid
    She can be quite the contrarian.
[19:30] Loid
    I'm pretty sure she doesn't
    actually dislike you.
[19:34] Loid
    It'd make me happy if you
    could be friends with her.
[19:39] Damian
    W-Well, I want to, too...
[19:41] Ewen
    Huh?
[19:42] Emile
    Huh?
[19:47] Damian
    Shut up! Shut up!
[19:48] Damian
    Like I have time to waste on that commoner!
[19:51] Loid
    Oh, ouch. Well, I'll do my
    best to raise our status.
[19:56] Loid
    If you'll excuse me.
[20:05] Desmond
    So, what did you want?
[20:08] Damian
    Oh, um...
[20:13] Damian
    It's nothing.
[20:14] Loid
    What's truly important is
[20:15] Loid
    to continue walking
    beside them despite that.
[20:19] Desmond
    If there's nothing else, I'll be going home.
[20:22] Anya
    Anya's a little scared because she's
    not sure if Papa loves her or not.
[20:26] Anya
    But Anya always shows him her tests,
    even if they're real bad.
[20:29] SP D
    Sir, we should get going.
[20:32] Damian
    Father!
[20:36] Damian
    I earned a Stella on our midterms!
[20:40] Damian
    I-It's only one so far, but I got really
    close in the other subjects, too.
[20:44] Damian
    Oh... but I got 50 points my
    language test the other day.
[20:49] Damian
    And...
[20:50] Damian
    Also, I got the grand prize
    for my griffin sculpture.
[20:53] Damian
    Also, um, uh...
[20:56] Desmond
    I see. Well done.
[21:00] Damian
    Father... Why did you come today?
[21:03] Desmond
    It was just a whim. Don't worry about it.
[21:06] Desmond
    Damian, continue working hard
    so as not to shame the Desmond name.
[21:11] Damian
    Yes, sir!
[21:20] Loid
    It wasn't much of a conversation,
[21:22] Loid
    but I got a decent idea of the
    relationship between the Desmonds.
[21:27] Loid
    Because the better their relationship,
    the better it'll be for Plan B.
[21:32] Loid
    Thinking back on Donovan Desmond...
[21:35] Loid
    He's indeed elusive.
[21:37] Loid
    It might be quicker to
    work from the outside in.
[21:40] Loid
    I need to take the intel I gained today
    back to HQ so we can discuss it.
[21:44] Damian, Emile & Ewen
    Stella! Stella!
[21:46] Damian, Emile & Ewen
    Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella!
    Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella!
[21:52] Damian, Emile & Ewen
    Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella!
[22:02] Loid
    I'm home.
[22:03] Yor
    Welcome home, Loid.
[22:05] Anya
    Zzz...
[22:08] Yor
    She came home fast asleep for some reason,
     and she's been asleep ever since.
[22:12] Becky
    Delivery for you.
[22:16] Anya
    Papa... Anya's gonna fight the boss, too...
[22:23] Loid
    She doesn't seem like
    she has a care in the world.
[22:26] Loid
    And... I have absolutely no
    idea what she's talking about.