# Season 1
# OP - SOUVENIR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVK4Z2/project-apple)
Well, apparently I've discovered that
I can take these yawn-filled days
And turn them into movies
I've found the secret and trick to it
Under this sky where we don't get along
I closed my heart and locked it
That's how I've managed to live my life
And the melodies now overlap
I wanted a sign, no matter how small
That I could actually find
better than any streetlight
I put a ribbon on each of the
sights that my eyes pick out
And I collect them like souvenirs
as I continue down this path home
The seasons each say hello,
and I shed a few tears as I go
Where should I begin to talk about
this way home that you've given me?
I walk and walk and sometimes
rush on my way to see you
I run and run, wait, no, I should
still walk on my way to see you
# E1 - Operation Strix
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX838J/operation-strix)
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**[00:03] Diplomat**
How much longer to the embassy?
**[00:06] Driver**
I believe it'll be around 20 minutes, sir.
**[00:09] Driver**
Huh?
**[00:10] Driver**
The brake's not working.
**[00:11] Diplomat**
Hey, you! Up front! Look up front!
**[00:19] Member A**
One of our diplomats perished
in a car accident in Ostania.
**[00:24] Member A**
But we believe it to be an assassination
by the East's far-right political party.
**[00:29] Member A**
They are plotting a war against
our nation of Westalis.
**[00:34] Member A**
We must do everything we can
to figure out their plan.
**[00:38] Member B**
Let's let *him* take care of it.
**[00:39] Member B**
The best agent we have.
**[00:42] Member B**
"Twilight."
**[00:45] Man in Coat**
Here's the goods I promised.
**[00:47] Man in Coat**
Proof that the foreign
minister wears a toupee.
**[00:50] Man in Coat**
I even have the negatives.
**[00:52] Fake Edgar**
Well done.
**[00:54] Fake Edgar**
Now we can force him to resign.
**[00:56] Fake Edgar**
I look forward to doing
business with you again.
**[01:00] Edgar**
Hey.
**[01:02] Edgar**
How about you hand over the goods now?
**[01:06] Man in Coat**
Huh? Wha—But you just—
**[01:11] Man in Coat**
He got me!
**[01:12] Narrator**
*Code name: Twilight.*
**[01:15] Narrator**
*A spy.*
**[01:20] Narrator**
* In an era in which the nations of*
* the world were waging a fierce war*
**[01:23] Narrator**
*of information just out of sight,*
**[01:25] Narrator**
*this man survived that battlefield by being*
**[01:27] Narrator**
* a master of disguise,*
* a man with a hundred faces.*
**[01:32] Karen**
So Daddy's been in such a bad
mood lately because someone
**[01:34] Karen**
stole his toupee pictures, or something.
**[01:36] Karen**
What even? Ugh, I'm so mad.
**[01:39] Karen**
Hello? Are you even listening, Robert?
**[01:41] Twilight**
Hm? Yes, that's rather unfortunate.
**[01:46] Karen**
So, Robert... Do you think
one day we'll also—
**[01:49] Twilight**
Karen, let's break up.
**[01:51] Karen**
What?!
**[01:52] Twilight**
I'm afraid I can't sense any intelligence
in your conversations.
**[01:55] Twilight**
Farewell. May you find happiness.
**[01:56] Karen**
Hey, Robert! Wait!
You can't just do that to me!
**[02:00] Karen**
Robert!
**[02:01] Twilight**
* Sorry, Karen, but I have no*
* further use for your family.*
**[02:06] Twilight**
* As of tonight, I'm also done with*
* the mask known as Robert.*
**[02:09] Twilight**
*Marriage? Conventional happiness?*
**[02:11] Twilight**
* I got rid of those aspirations, as well*
* as my identity, the day I became a spy.*
**[02:28] Contact**
Meow.
**[02:29] Twilight**
*Must be Cipher C.*
**[02:31] Train Announcer**
* The train bound for Berlint is*
* now departing from track 5.*
**[02:37] Chief**
* Good day, or perhaps,*
* good evening, Twilight.*
**[02:40] Chief**
*Well done on your last mission.*
**[02:43] Chief**
* Thanks to you, the minister lived another day,*
* to the great benefit of our country.*
**[02:48] Chief**
*Now, then, I have your next mission.*
**[02:51] Chief**
* Your target is the leader of the*
* National Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.*
**[02:55] Chief**
* He is a great threat to the truce*
* between the East and the West.*
**[02:58] Chief**
* Your mission is to get close to him*
* and probe any seditious activities.*
**[03:02] Chief**
*In order to achieve this,*
**[03:03] Chief**
*you will get married and have a child.*
**[03:06] Twilight**
Sorry, what?!
**[03:07] Chief**
* Desmond is an extremely cautious*
* man who rarely appears in public.*
**[03:12] Chief**
* He only appears at social gatherings held*
* at the elite private school his son attends.*
**[03:18] Chief**
* These events are informal get-togethers for the*
* upper echelon of industrial and political leaders.*
**[03:22] Chief**
* You will have your child*
* enroll in this school*
**[03:25] Chief**
*and infiltrate one of the social gatherings.*
**[03:27] Chief**
* The enrollment deadline is drawing near,*
* meaning you have one week to pull this off.*
**[03:32] Twilight**
You expect me to produce a
child within seven days?!
**[03:37] Twilight**
Please excuse me.
**[03:39] Chief**
*Operation Strix.*
**[03:41] Chief**
* This operation is the key to maintaining*
* peace between East and West...*
**[03:43] Chief**
*and perhaps, the world.*
**[03:46] Chief**
*Hero who casts no shadow,*
**[03:47] Chief**
* the great deeds you and your fellow*
* agents do shall never see the light of day.*
**[03:51] Chief**
* You will never earn any medals*
* nor make it into the papers.*
**[03:54] Chief**
*Even so...*
**[03:55] Chief**
* Never forget that everyone else's*
* day-to-day lives are possible*
**[03:58] Chief**
*because of your blood, sweat, and tears.*
**[04:01] Twilight**
*Very well.*
**[04:03] Twilight**
* I abandoned my identity*
* when I became Twilight.*
**[04:05] Twilight**
* I will play the part of a*
* father with a child if I must,*
**[04:08] Twilight**
*for the sake of a better world.*
***SIGN*** OPERATION STRIX
**[04:15] Real estate agent**
This is one of our single-family apartments.
**[04:18] Real estate agent**
The unit comes furnished, includes central
air conditioning and heating, and...
**[04:21] Real estate agent**
Um... Sir?
**[04:22] Loid**
* No wiretaps detected, and there*
* are securable escape routes.*
**[04:26] Loid**
I'll take it.
**[04:27] Real estate agent**
Excellent, Mr. Forger. Now,
if you'd sign these documents...
**[04:30] Loid**
*Loid Forger. Occupation: psychiatrist.*
**[04:34] Loid**
*That's my new life.*
**[04:37] Loid**
* With a family I love and*
* a happy home life...*
**[04:39] Real estate agent**
How nice that you and your family
are moving into a new home.
**[04:42] Real estate agent**
Do you have a boy or a girl?
**[04:44] Loid**
Ah, well...
**[04:46] Loid**
I'll be deciding on that soon.
**[04:47] Real estate agent**
Huh?
**[04:48] Loid**
*What an absolute burden for a spy.*
**[04:53] Orphanage Director**
Huh? You wanna adopt?
**[04:57] Loid**
Indeed. I heard that your orphanage
was looking for candidates.
**[05:01] Loid**
You see, my wife and I—
**[05:02] Orphanage Director**
Yeah, sure. Take whichever one you want.
**[05:05] Orphanage Director**
Come on in.
**[05:07] Loid**
*What a terrible environment.*
**[05:09] Loid**
*But the shadier the establishment,*
**[05:12] Loid**
* the more likely these children*
* have complicated pasts,*
**[05:14] Loid**
*so it'll be easier to alter their stories.*
**[05:16] Loid**
* I can make this mission*
* work if I have a child.*
**[05:19] Loid**
* I would've preferred to*
* handle it all on my own,*
**[05:22] Loid**
*but I can't exactly disguise myself as a child,*
**[05:25] Loid**
*no matter how skilled a spy I am.*
**[05:27] Loid**
Pardon me. If possible, I'd like
a child who can read and write.
**[05:31] Orphanage Director**
Well, in that case...
**[05:32] Orphanage Director**
Hey, Anya.
**[05:34] Orphanage Director**
She's the smartest one we've got.
**[05:36] Orphanage Director**
She don't talk much, but she's a good kid.
**[05:38] Orphanage Director**
*She's a creepy, disgusting little brat.*
**[05:40] Orphanage Director**
*I'd be thrilled to get her outta my hair.*
**[05:43] Orphanage Director**
Go on. Say hello.
**[05:45] Loid**
Er... Pardon me.
**[05:48] Loid**
* If I recall, the earliest age students*
* can enter Eden College is six.*
**[05:51] Loid**
* She definitely looks no*
* older than four or five.*
**[05:54] Anya**
Six.
**[05:55] Anya**
I'm six!
**[05:56] Orphanage Director**
You're six years old?
**[05:59] Loid**
*But she's so small...*
**[06:04] Loid**
*Hm? The paper?*
**[06:07] Loid**
*A crossword puzzle?*
**[06:08] Loid**
*That's probably too difficult for a child.*
**[06:11] Loid**
* Of course, for myself,*
* it's mere child's play.*
**[06:14] Loid**
*One down is "homeostasis."*
**[06:16] Loid**
*One across is "causal closure."*
**[06:18] Loid**
*The one below that is "symplectomorphism."*
**[06:25] Loid**
*She completed it? Seriously?*
**[06:27] Loid**
*Such unbelievable intellect.*
**[06:29] Loid**
* She should have no problem*
* passing the entrance exam.*
**[06:32] Loid**
I'll take her.
**[06:34] Loid**
As for the paperwork...
**[06:35] Orphanage Director**
Don't worry about that.
Just take her already.
**[06:38] Loid**
* My mission to end up with*
* a child is a success.*
**[06:39] Loid**
* Everything's going so well*
* that it's making me nervous.*
**[06:42] Loid**
Are you okay with this?
**[06:44] Anya**
*A spy... mission...*
**[06:46] Anya**
*So exciting!*
**[06:47] Narrator**
*This little girl happened to be a telepath.*
**[06:50] Narrator**
*Test Subject 007.*
**[06:52] Narrator**
* She possessed the ability*
* to read people's minds.*
**[06:55] Narrator**
* She was unintentionally created in an*
* experiment by a certain organization,*
**[06:58] Narrator**
*and she later fled their facility.*
**[07:00] Narrator**
* She has been wandering around looking*
* for someone to take care of her.*
**[07:03] Loid**
Now, listen, little girl.
**[07:04] Anya**
Anya.
**[07:05] Loid**
Now, listen, Anya.
**[07:06] Loid**
Starting today, you will be my daughter,
**[07:09] Loid**
but if anyone asks,
you've always been my daughter.
**[07:12] Loid**
Got it?
**[07:12] Anya**
Yep.
**[07:14] Loid**
Make sure you address me as "Father."
**[07:17] Anya**
Papa!
**[07:18] Loid**
Very well.
**[07:19] Neighbor**
Well, aren't you a cute
little girl? Hello there.
**[07:22] Loid**
We're the Forgers. We just moved in today.
**[07:24] Anya**
I am Anya. I have been Papa's
child for a very long time.
**[07:28] Loid**
*That wasn't necessary.*
**[07:29] Loid**
Come on, let's go inside.
**[07:32] Anya**
This is Anya's house?
**[07:33] Loid**
Yes.
**[07:34] Anya**
A TV!
**[07:36] Loid**
Go ahead and turn it on.
**[07:39] TV Announcer**
**Spy Wars*, an adventure cartoon!*
**[07:41] Anya**
I like this show.
**[07:44] Loid**
*Of all things...*
**[07:45] Bondman**
*A gun with a silencer?*
**[07:48] Anya**
So exciting.
**[07:48] Bondman**
*You're a professional!*
**[07:49] Loid**
* First, I'll have to gather*
* everything we'll need.*
**[07:50] Bondman**
*I will be taking back that bomb.*
**[07:52] Loid**
*And I'll have to forge an ID for her.*
**[07:52] Bondman**
*Anyone who gets in my way will regret it.*
**[07:54] Loid**
I'm going out for a bit.
**[07:56] Loid**
Just sit there and watch your show.
**[07:56] Bondman**
*Out of my way!*
**[07:58] Anya**
An adventure!
**[08:00] Loid**
I'm not going on an adventure.
I'm just going shopping.
**[08:07] Anya**
I want a pistol with a silencer!
**[08:09] Loid**
Sure. Maybe if we can find one on sale.
**[08:11] Loid**
*To be a master spy,*
**[08:13] Loid**
* one must act normal and never*
* draw attention to themselves.*
**[08:15] Loid**
* We must do everything we can*
* to look like an ordinary family.*
**[08:18] Anya**
Papa! Save me!
**[08:20] Loid**
*Must you draw attention to yourself?*
**[08:21] Old Lady**
Now, now. You need to make sure
you hold the little one's hand.
**[08:24] Old Lady**
Here.
**[08:29] Loid**
* Having one hand tied up will make it difficult*
* to prepare for an enemy ambush,*
**[08:33] Loid**
*but no matter.*
**[08:34] Anya**
*An enemy?!*
**[08:41] Loid**
What are you doing?
**[08:43] Anya**
Hiding!
**[08:44] Loid**
* Did I do anything to make*
* her want to hide from me?*
**[08:46] Loid**
* Perhaps I held her hand too*
* early. Does she hate me?*
**[08:48] Loid**
*This isn't good.*
**[08:49] Loid**
* I need to maintain a good relationship*
* with her until the end of this mission.*
**[08:53] Loid**
*I must know more about this creature.*
**[08:56] Loid**
* It's basic diplomacy. Understanding the other*
* party is the first step toward peace.*
**[08:59] Anya**
*Understanding me will lead to world peace?!*
**[09:04] Anya**
I like peanuts.
**[09:06] Anya**
And I don't like carrots.
**[09:07] Loid**
Uh-huh...
**[09:08] Anya**
But I really like crispy
bacon from bakenries!
**[09:11] Loid**
That's a "bakery." They do not sell bacon.
**[09:15] Anya**
I'd like this, please.
**[09:17] Loid**
That costs one dalc. You can't
buy it with a ten-pent coin.
**[09:24] Loid**
*Is this girl actually stupid?*
**[09:27] Loid**
*Was the crossword puzzle a fluke?*
**[09:28] Loid**
* Maybe I can still go back*
* and get another child—*
**[09:32] Anya**
Pwease don't get rid of me!
**[09:33] Loid**
What's gotten into you?!
**[09:34] Passerby**
What a terrible parent.
**[09:35] Anya**
Pwease! I'm a good bargain!
**[09:39] Loid**
*What do I do?*
**[09:41] Loid**
I'll buy you some peanuts! Just stop crying!
**[09:43] Anya**
Peanuts!
**[09:48] Anya**
Papa, I'm tired.
**[09:51] Anya**
Can't walk anymore...
**[09:52] Loid**
What?
**[09:54] Loid**
* This isn't working...*
* I just don't understand*
**[09:57] Loid**
*this irrational behavior.*
**[10:00] Loid**
* I need some manuals to*
* help me understand it.*
**[10:05] Loid**
"The key to raising a child is trust."
**[10:08] Loid**
"Rather than scolding them, try to
understand things from their perspective."
**[10:11] Loid**
"Children are not very good at putting
how they're feeling into words,
***SIGN*** CHILDREARING
**[10:15] Loid**
so try to understand them more."
So no interrogating them, then?
***SIGN*** CHILDCARE
***SIGN*** CHILDREARING
**[10:19] Loid**
*Do the parents of the world*
**[10:20] Loid**
* normally carry out such difficult*
* missions all the time?*
**[10:23] Loid**
"Nurture their self-esteem
to give them a better future."
**[10:27] Loid**
"By giving them the ability to think
for themselves, their future..."
**[10:33] Loid**
* As soon as I'm done with this mission,*
* I'm sending her back to the orphanage.*
**[10:37] Loid**
*That's the extent of our relationship.*
**[10:43] Anya**
Don't wanna!
**[10:45] Anya**
I don't wanna study!
**[10:48] Loid**
I need to know how smart
you are for this exam.
**[10:51] Anya**
I don't need to study to do any tests.
**[10:54] Anya**
If I just read other people's...
**[10:56] Anya**
*...people's minds...*
**[10:57] Loid**
Are you planning on cheating? Listen.
**[11:00] Loid**
If you don't get into this school...
**[11:01] Loid**
*...my mission fails.*
**[11:06] Loid**
Fine, then.
**[11:09] Loid**
I'm heading out.
**[11:11] Loid**
You're not coming with me today.
**[11:13] Loid**
No matter what.
**[11:15] Loid**
You're staying home.
**[11:22] Loid**
Hey!
**[11:23] Loid**
I told you, you're not coming!
**[11:26] Loid**
You there! Do you really
think I don't see you?
**[11:29] Loid**
There!
**[11:30] Loid**
There!
**[11:31] Anya**
*Papa is so good at finding me.*
**[11:33] Anya**
*It's so much fun!*
**[11:36] Loid**
Try and get out of that!
**[11:38] Franky**
So that's why you're late?
**[11:40] Loid**
In the end, I put up a barricade in front
of the door and trapped her inside.
**[11:43] Franky**
I'm praying that you don't get
reported for child abuse.
**[11:46] Loid**
Who knows what children are thinking?
**[11:49] Loid**
Their method of always crying to
get their way is truly annoying.
**[11:52] Franky**
Hate to tell you this, Twilight,
but crying is their job.
**[11:55] Franky**
More importantly, here's what you asked for.
**[11:58] Franky**
An application, ticket for the exam,
and exam questions.
**[12:01] Franky**
I went through hell getting these for you.
**[12:03] Loid**
Thanks, Franky.
**[12:04] Loid**
I think we can make things work if
we have her memorize everything.
**[12:07] Franky**
Oh, yeah. About your daughter...
**[12:09] Franky**
I dug up some records on her past
that the orphanage didn't have.
**[12:12] Franky**
I couldn't find anything about her birth.
**[12:14] Franky**
No info on her age or parents, either.
**[12:16] Franky**
I could only find information
from the last year,
**[12:18] Franky**
but she's been adopted four
times and returned each time.
**[12:21] Franky**
She's also been to two other orphanages.
**[12:23] Loid**
"Anya Williams, Anya Levski, Anya Roche"...
**[12:27] Franky**
She changes names as much as you do.
**[12:29] Franky**
You guys are perfect for each other.
**[12:31] Franky**
Hey, I'm kidding. This is
for your mission, right?
**[12:34] Franky**
She may be a kid, but no good's gonna
come out of getting too attached.
**[12:39] Loid**
Thanks for the concern.
**[12:40] Franky**
Hello? Where's my money?!
**[12:42] Franky**
Damn it... Who knows what
spies are thinking, either?
**[12:53] Anya**
* I'm so bored. Spies aren't*
* like what I thought.*
**[12:56] Anya**
*I just want to get the bomb back.*
**[13:00] Loid**
* I can't have her messing with my*
* spy equipment, so I'll lock it up.*
**[13:03] Loid**
*The code is 6, 1...*
**[13:06] Anya**
...1, 0.
**[13:07] Anya**
Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
**[13:14] Anya**
Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
**[13:17] Anya**
Ooh!
**[13:19] Anya**
Secret messages!
**[13:21] Anya**
Secrets, secrets...
**[13:25] Henchman A**
Boss! We've intercepted a new message.
**[13:28] Edgar**
Is it using the West's cipher?
**[13:30] Henchman A**
No, it's just plain text.
**[13:32] Henchman A**
It says... "Twilight here"...
**[13:35] Henchman A**
Twilight here!
**[13:37] Henchman A**
This is the frequency used
by Western intelligence.
**[13:39] Henchman A**
Oh, there's more. "Catch me if you can"...
**[13:43] Edgar**
Hurry up and pinpoint
where it's coming from!
**[13:47] Anya**
Whew...
**[13:51] Loid**
Now that you've found out I'm
a spy, you'll have to disappear.
**[13:56] Anya**
If he finds out I'm a telepath...
**[13:59] Anya**
I'll have to leave.
**[14:01] Researcher A**
* Anya, you mustn't tell*
* anyone about your power.*
**[14:05] (Flashback) Researcher B**
It's time to study now, Anya.
**[14:08] (Flashback) Anya**
But I wanna draw...
**[14:10] (Flashback) Researcher A**
Don't bother with childish games.
**[14:12] (Flashback) Researcher A**
We must use your power for
the sake of world peace.
**[14:16] (Flashback) Researcher A**
There's no time for tears, either.
**[14:18] (Flashback) Researcher A**
Now, enough playing. Back to studying.
**[14:25] Loid**
* She'd better not have messed*
* up the apartment.*
**[14:28] Loid**
*Oh, right. I need to move this.*
**[14:53] Loid**
*Who the hell are these guys?!*
**[14:55] Loid**
Anya!
**[14:57] Loid**
Anya!
**[15:00] Loid**
*She's been kidnapped?*
**[15:02] Loid**
*By whoever sent these thugs? But why?*
**[15:05] Loid**
*I need to find her immediately. Calm down.*
**[15:09] Loid**
* From the looks of it,*
* I've been compromised.*
**[15:12] Loid**
*I need to get to safety immediately.*
**[15:15] Loid**
*As for Anya...*
**[15:16] Loid**
* There are plenty of other*
* children out there.*
**[15:19] Loid**
* I'll start things over*
* from square one and—*
**[15:24] Edgar**
So who the hell is this kid?
**[15:26] Edgar**
Could she be Twilight's?
**[15:28] Henchman B**
No idea. She was in the room
where the message came from,
**[15:31] Henchman B**
so we snatched her just in case.
**[15:32] Anya**
*Because of the transmission?*
**[15:34] Henchman B**
She was holed up inside the apartment
with a barricade out front.
**[15:37] Edgar**
Why out front?
**[15:38] Henchman B**
Beats me.
**[15:39] Edgar**
Well, no matter. We might be
able to use her as a hostage
**[15:43] Edgar**
in order to force Twilight
to steal the toupee
**[15:45] Edgar**
off of the foreign minister's
head personally.
**[15:47] Henchman D**
Boss, I think we should just
give up on the toupee.
**[15:51] Edgar**
Transparency is essential in government.
**[15:54] Edgar**
Toupees are a no-go.
**[15:55] Anya**
*A pistol with a silencer...*
**[15:57] Edgar**
Also, the minister's a traitor who's
been secretly backing the West.
**[16:01] Edgar**
Anyone who advocates for
a traitor is also a traitor.
**[16:05] Anya**
*A real bad guy...*
**[16:09] Henchman G**
Boss! Nguyen and his guys
are back from the apartment!
**[16:13] Fake Nguyen**
We captured him.
**[16:16] Edgar**
Well done.
**[16:18] Fake Nguyen**
Those weren't the moves of an
amateur. He's the real deal.
**[16:22] Henchman E**
Go rest over there.
**[16:23] Edgar**
Now then, Twilight...
**[16:27] Edgar**
Let's have you return the
photographs you stole from me.
**[16:31] Edgar**
Nguyen!
**[16:32] Henchman E**
What's going on?! He was just—
**[16:33] Henchman C**
The kid's gone!
**[16:35] Edgar**
He got me again!
**[16:36] Loid**
*This was a mistake.*
**[16:38] Loid**
* I risked everything by waltzing*
* right into enemy territory.*
**[16:40] Loid**
*I'm a failure as a spy.*
**[16:42] Anya**
Papa...
**[16:42] Anya**
Pabwaaaaaah!
**[16:43] Fake Nguyen**
Look, you're okay. I won't do anything.
**[16:46] Fake Nguyen**
You don't have to be scared.
**[16:47] Anya**
Pabwaaaaaah!
**[16:49] Loid**
*This is exactly why kids suck.*
**[16:51] Loid**
*I see.*
**[16:53] Loid**
* I think I figured out why I hate*
* the sound of kids crying so much.*
**[16:57] Loid**
* Because I end up remembering*
* my own childhood.*
**[17:01] Loid**
*No one reached out their hand to save me.*
**[17:03] Loid**
* I felt alone, in despair, and so*
* powerless that all I could do was cry.*
**[17:08] Loid**
* I thought I'd abandoned that past,*
* but on a subconscious level,*
**[17:10] Loid**
*she was reminding me of me.*
**[17:12] Loid**
*No, actually...*
**[17:18] Fake Nguyen**
Listen up, little girl.
**[17:19] Anya**
Anya.
**[17:20] Fake Nguyen**
Listen up, Anya.
**[17:22] Fake Nguyen**
Me and my friends are pro tag players.
**[17:26] Fake Nguyen**
Whenever we spot someone with potential,
we immediately challenge them to a game.
**[17:30] Anya**
Oh.
**[17:31] Anya**
*Papa is a liar.*
**[17:32] Fake Nguyen**
Now, listen.
**[17:33] Fake Nguyen**
If you go straight down
this street and turn right,
**[17:36] Fake Nguyen**
you'll find a police station.
**[17:38] Fake Nguyen**
If you can get this to a
police officer, you win the game.
**[17:41] Fake Nguyen**
Got it?
**[17:42] Loid**
* If you show them this, they'll put*
* you in a better orphanage.*
**[17:45] Loid**
* I'm not going to involve*
* a kid in this mission.*
**[17:48] Loid**
* I'll figure something*
* out and rework the plan.*
**[17:48] Anya**
Pa—
**[17:49] Loid**
All right, go! Hurry!
**[17:52] Loid**
*I'm a failure as a spy? No.*
**[17:55] Loid**
* My mistake was putting that little*
* girl in danger to begin with.*
**[17:59] Loid**
*How could I forget?*
**[18:00] Loid**
* To create a world where*
* children won't have to cry...*
**[18:05] Loid**
*That's why I became a spy.*
**[18:10] Henchman B**
Don't let that bastard get away!
**[18:12] Henchman E**
We're gonna drag him out here
and expose his face to—
**[18:16] Henchman B**
A trap? When did he—
**[18:18] Henchman E**
What is this? Flour?
**[18:21] Henchman C**
T-Twilight?!
**[18:23] Henchman B**
Don't shoot! This whole place will blow!
**[18:32] Edgar**
Wha—
**[18:34] Edgar**
You've gotta be shitting me.
**[18:38] Loid**
Turn around, and I'll kill you.
**[18:40] Edgar**
Twilight...
**[18:42] Loid**
Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Edgar.
**[18:45] Loid**
How's Karen doing?
**[18:47] Edgar**
How do you know my daughter's name?
**[18:49] Loid**
Of course I know. That's what spies do.
**[18:52] Loid**
I know her height, weight, shoe size,
**[18:54] Loid**
her favorite foods, even how
many moles are on her body.
**[18:57] Loid**
Though it's nothing compared to your record,
I know of her criminal activity, too.
**[19:01] Edgar**
Absurd! My daughter would never—
**[19:03] Loid**
Edgar.
**[19:04] Loid**
I also know how much you
care about your daughter.
**[19:07] Loid**
So listen carefully.
**[19:08] Loid**
If you wish for her to have any
semblance of a normal life,
**[19:11] Loid**
you'll leave me the hell alone.
**[19:16] Loid**
If you understand, go home right now.
**[19:33] Loid**
Anya!
**[19:34] Anya**
Papa!
**[19:36] Anya**
Papa!
**[19:38] Loid**
What are you—I mean,
**[19:40] Loid**
what are you doing outside the house?
**[19:42] Loid**
I, uh, just happened to come here to shop,
**[19:45] Loid**
but I guess they went out of business.
**[19:47] Anya**
*Papa is a huge liar.*
**[19:49] Anya**
I was playing tag with some old guys.
**[19:52] Loid**
Oh, I see. Did you have fun?
**[19:55] Anya**
It was a little scary.
**[19:57] Anya**
I wanna go home.
**[20:00] Anya**
To our home, Papa.
**[20:03] Loid**
Are you sure?
**[20:05] Anya**
If you leave me behind, I'm going to cry.
**[20:08] Franky**
* She's been adopted four times*
* and returned each time.*
**[20:12] Loid**
*Anya Williams... Anya Levski...*
**[20:15] Loid**
*Anya Roche.*
**[20:17] Loid**
I see.
**[20:19] Loid**
Well, let's go home, then.
**[20:25] Loid**
But that apartment is far
too dangerous, so let's move.
**[20:28] Loid**
I spotted a poisonous snake there yesterday.
**[20:29] Anya**
I don't like snakes.
**[20:31] Anya**
*Papa is a huge liar...*
**[20:33] Anya**
*But he's such a cool liar.*
**[20:35] Anya**
I wanna live in a castle.
**[20:37] Loid**
We'll see if one's listed.
**[20:39] Loid**
Once we get to our new home,
you've got to study.
**[20:41] Anya**
Gwak!
**[20:42] Loid**
This time, you just have to
memorize all the answers.
**[20:44] Loid**
It'll be easy.
**[20:56] Invigilator**
All right, begin!
**[21:01] Loid**
*I'm counting on you, Anya.*
**[21:04] Loid**
*You can do it.*
**[21:06] Child B**
*This is so hard!*
**[21:07] Child C**
*I don't know any of these answers!*
**[21:09] Child D**
*Um... eeny, meeny, miny, moe...*
**[21:11] Child E**
*Mommy...*
**[21:24] Loid**
K-212...
**[21:26] Loid**
K-212...
**[21:31] Loid**
It's there! You passed!
**[21:33] Loid**
You did it!
**[21:34] Anya**
Did I do a good job?
**[21:35] Loid**
You bet you did!
**[21:37] Loid**
You—
**[21:38] Anya**
Papa!
**[21:40] Loid**
* I relaxed for a second and all my*
* pent-up exhaustion hit me at once.*
**[21:41] Anya**
Papa! Don't leave me!
**[21:44] Loid**
*I... relaxed?*
**[21:44] Anya**
Papa! You're going to make me cry!
**[21:47] Anya**
I promise to be a good girl!
Just come back to me!
**[21:47] Loid**
*What the hell is going on with me?*
**[22:50] Anya**
Papa died.
**[22:52] Mailman**
I've got some mail for you!
**[22:56] Mailman**
Is this the Forger residence?
**[22:57] Anya**
I'm Anya Forger.
**[22:59] Mailman**
Could you give this to your mommy or daddy?
**[23:02] Anya**
My mama doesn't exist.
**[23:03] Mailman**
Oh, really? I'm sorry...
**[23:05] Anya**
Papa! The mailman came.
**[23:27] Loid**
What do you think you're doing?!
Are you trying to kill me?!
**[23:31] Loid**
*I actually fell asleep in front of someone.*
**[23:33] Loid**
*Unacceptable. I need to get a grip.*
**[23:36] Anya**
Mail!
**[23:39] Loid**
It's a letter from Eden College.
**[23:42] Anya**
What's the matter, Papa?
**[23:44] Loid**
"The second phase of the admission
process is a family interview."
**[23:47] Loid**
"It is mandatory that the applicant
attend with both parents."
**[23:50] Loid**
"Absolutely no exceptions."
**[23:53] Anya**
But Mama doesn't exist.
***SIGN*** SECURE A WIFE
# E2 - Secure a Wife
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4ZDG/secure-a-wife)
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**[01:35] Loid**
Yeah, no.
**[01:36] Franky**
What?!
**[01:38] Anya**
Anya cannot accept this mama.
**[01:39] Loid**
You're just not going to cut it
for the mother role, Franky.
**[01:42] Franky**
You're literally a spy. Couldn't you
have done my disguise better?
**[01:46] Loid**
There's only so much I can do
with your height and physique.
**[01:49] Franky**
I can't believe I volunteered for this!
**[01:52] Anya**
Have a peanut.
**[01:52] Loid**
*Operation Strix.*
**[01:54] Loid**
* In order to stop a key figure in Ostania,*
* Desmond, from trying to start a war,*
**[01:58] Loid**
* I was given this top-secret*
* mission as a member of WISE.*
**[02:02] Loid**
* We were able to pass the written exam to*
* get into the prestigious Eden College,*
**[02:07] Loid**
* but who knew the interview process's next stage*
* demanded the attendance of both parents?*
**[02:13] Loid**
Very well.
***SIGN*** SECURE A WIFE
**[02:14] Loid**
I guess I'll have to explore my options.
**[02:17] Camilla**
Did you hear? A thief
might've entered our office.
***SIGN*** Capital City Berlint, City Hall
**[02:20] Camilla**
Apparently, they only searched drawers
with information regarding the girls.
**[02:25] Camilla**
Like, what? What kind of creep does that?
**[02:27] Millie**
Honestly, the section chief is way creepier.
**[02:30] Millie**
He's always ogling me.
**[02:33] Sharon**
That's because you're always
wearing those short skirts.
**[02:35] Millie**
Well, my boyfriend likes
it when I wear them.
**[02:39] Millie**
You've got a nice figure yourself,
Sharon, so flaunt it more.
**[02:42] Sharon**
You don't bother anymore
once you have a kid.
**[02:44] Camilla**
So hey...
**[02:45] Camilla**
What do you think about this,
Yor? Isn't it creepy?
**[02:50] Yor**
Sorry?
**[02:51] Millie**
Is that the section chief's coffee?
Let's put some boogers in it.
**[02:54] Yor**
Huh?
**[02:55] Yor**
Do boogers somehow make it taste better?
**[02:59] Camilla**
You know, Yor... I've gotta
say you're rather...
**[03:02] Camilla**
unique.
**[03:05] Millie**
I know, right?
**[03:06] Millie**
She's so out there that I bet
guys keep their distance.
**[03:09] Sharon**
Come on, now, Millie.
**[03:10] Camilla**
You've got a nice face and body, Yor.
**[03:12] Camilla**
You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.
**[03:15] Yor**
Uh-huh...
**[03:15] Millie**
I'll give you the deets on some
of my favorite cosmetics.
**[03:19] Yor**
I'm honestly content as long
as I get to keep this job.
**[03:23] Camilla**
But aren't you, like, 27?
You need to be careful.
**[03:28] Camilla**
There seem to be a lot of spies
around lately, you know?
**[03:31] Camilla**
So people are apparently getting
reported over the tiniest things.
**[03:35] Camilla**
The other day, a single
woman in her late twenties
**[03:38] Camilla**
got reported by her neighbors
for being suspicious.
**[03:42] Millie**
Wait, what? That's hilarious.
**[03:45] Millie**
You know everything, Camilla.
**[03:47] Sharon**
True, it's unheard of to be single
at that age. Very suspicious.
**[03:51] Yor**
Oh, I see. Thank you for the warning.
**[03:57] Camilla**
Oh, yeah. I'm having a party
at my place this weekend.
**[04:01] Camilla**
You should totally come, Yor.
**[04:03] Camilla**
Make sure you bring your partner with you.
**[04:08] Sharon**
Isn't that asking a bit much?
**[04:10] Camilla**
Maybe the creeper who snuck into
this place will go with her.
**[04:14] Millie**
That's *so* mean!
**[04:21] Yor**
Hello, Briar residence.
**[04:22] Yuri**
*Hey, Sis. How have you been?*
**[04:24] Yor**
Oh, Yuri.
**[04:25] Yuri**
*How's work going?*
**[04:27] Yor**
Don't worry. I'm still employed.
**[04:30] Yuri**
* I'm worried about you.*
* You're kinda unusual, y'know.*
**[04:33] Yor**
How rude. I'm completely normal.
**[04:36] Yuri**
*Isn't it about time you got married?*
**[04:38] Yuri**
*Anyone you're interested in?*
**[04:39] Yor**
*This again?*
**[04:40] Yuri**
* The thing is, there's a chance*
* I might get promoted...*
**[04:44] Yuri**
* Meaning I'll probably be even busier*
* running around than before.*
**[04:48] Yuri**
*But I can't leave you alone like this,*
**[04:51] Yuri**
*so I'm not sure if I should take it.*
**[04:53] Yuri**
* The whole reason I got this far is*
* because of you, and I'm truly grateful.*
**[04:56] Yuri**
*That's why I just want you to be happy.*
**[04:59] Yor**
I know.
**[05:01] Yor**
Thank you, Yuri.
**[05:03] Yuri**
*If you want, I can introduce you to someone.*
**[05:05] Yor**
Huh? N-No, that's okay.
**[05:07] Yor**
O-Oh, yes. I'm actually going
to a party this weekend.
**[05:11] Yor**
With my partner, of course.
**[05:12] Yuri**
*Huh? You have a boyfriend?*
**[05:14] Yor**
I do, actually...
**[05:15] Yor**
So don't worry.
**[05:17] Yuri**
* I see! That's great. It'll be a*
* party with coworkers, right?*
**[05:21] Yor**
Yup. Camilla's throwing it.
**[05:23] Yuri**
*Ah.*
**[05:24] Yuri**
* Then I'll have to ask Dominic*
* about the guy later.*
**[05:28] Yor**
Huh?
**[05:28] Yuri**
*I mean, I know how gullible you are.*
**[05:31] Yuri**
*I'll have to chase him away if he's a loser.*
**[05:34] Yor**
Huh? Um...
**[05:35] Yuri**
* I'll hold off on this promotion*
* until I know he's a good guy.*
**[05:38] Yor**
Oh, you don't need to do tha—
**[05:40] Yuri**
*I look forward to meeting him. Goodnight.*
**[05:46] Yor**
*What should I do?*
**[05:48] Yor**
* I need to find someone by*
* the time of the party.*
**[05:51] Yor**
* If he finds out I'm lying, he'll think*
* I'm a weirdo and a pathological liar,*
**[05:55] Yor**
*and he'll lose even more trust in me.*
**[05:57] Yor**
* I need to find someone for the sake*
* of my little brother's promotion.*
**[06:03] Yor**
Yuri, you've got the wrong idea!
I was just joking earlier—
**[06:06] Shopkeeper**
* Oh, dear. Did you buddy-buddy*
* siblings actually have a quarrel?*
**[06:10] Yor**
Oh, Shopkeeper?
**[06:12] Yor**
I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you.
**[06:14] Shopkeeper**
* Good evening. I have a client*
* for you, Thorn Princess.*
**[06:20] Shopkeeper**
*The Royal Hotel.*
**[06:22] Shopkeeper**
*Room 1307.*
**[06:28] Men in Black B**
Apologies, my lady. This whole
floor has been reserved.
**[06:33] Men in Black A**
Did anyone call for this chick?
**[06:35] Men in Black C**
Who knows?
**[06:36] Yor**
But I've heard...
**[06:39] Yor**
that a traitorous scumbag is staying here.
**[06:46] Brennan**
What in the world?!
**[06:47] Men in Black C**
It's an ambush! A lone woman—
**[06:53] Yor**
Excuse me.
**[06:55] Yor**
Vice Minister Brennan from the
auditing department, I presume?
**[06:59] Yor**
I am terribly sorry if I
interrupted anything...
**[07:01] Yor**
But may I have the honor
of taking your life?
**[07:08] Narrator**
*Code name: Thorn Princess.*
**[07:11] Narrator**
*An assassin.*
**[07:14] Narrator**
* She was taught the skills of*
* her trade from a young age,*
**[07:17] Narrator**
* and has done any dirty work her*
* employer requested ever since.*
**[07:22] Yor**
It's not coming off.
**[07:25] Yor**
Huh? Oh, no! What shall I do?
**[07:28] Yor**
This is the only nice dress I own.
**[07:31] Yor**
Now I can't go to the party.
**[07:36] Yuri**
*Anyone you're interested in?*
**[07:38] Sharon**
*It's unheard of to be single at that age.*
**[07:40] Camilla**
*Make sure you bring your partner with you.*
**[07:44] Yor**
But it's hopeless.
**[07:46] Yor**
When it comes to homemaking...
Cleaning is the only thing I can do.
**[07:53] Anya**
Scruffy Head!
**[07:55] Franky**
I copied all the files of
unmarried women from city hall.
**[07:58] Loid**
Great, thanks.
**[08:00] Franky**
You need one who won't care
you're divorced with a kid,
**[08:01] Franky**
is refined enough for a prestigious school,
**[08:03] Franky**
and is willing to get married within 48 hours?
**[08:07] Franky**
If a goddess like that exists,
I'd sure love to meet her.
**[08:10] Franky**
Meanwhile, I'm not picky at all,
yet I can't even get a date.
**[08:13] Loid**
How unfortunate.
**[08:14] Franky**
Don't pity me, asshole!
**[08:16] Anya**
Is having a kid bad? Am I in the way?
**[08:22] Loid**
You're not in the way at all.
**[08:23] Loid**
Don't worry. Just go watch some TV.
**[08:26] Anya**
'Kay.
**[08:34] Franky**
Actually, why don't you just use
a female agent from your work?
**[08:38] Loid**
A lot of them got caught in the recent
spy hunts, so I couldn't find a good match.
**[08:38] Bondman**
*Wake up! Hey!*
**[08:42] Bondman**
*You... You won't get away with this!*
**[08:42] Franky**
Selling people out is really in right now.
**[08:45] Loid**
We don't have enough agents,
so I got another mission on top of this.
**[08:49] Loid**
Eliminating a certain smuggling ring.
**[08:52] Franky**
They're working you to the bone!
**[08:54] Franky**
Let's just get this over with.
**[08:56] Franky**
The quickest options would be women in
bad circumstances who'd cooperate with you.
**[09:00] Franky**
Finding dirt on them might help, too.
**[09:02] Franky**
If they don't have any,
we can always make some up.
**[09:04] Loid**
I'd like to avoid anything risky.
**[09:06] Franky**
Oh, please. She's plenty risky.
**[09:10] Franky**
She definitely doesn't look like
any princess from a rich family.
**[09:11] Anya**
Push! Push!
**[09:14] Loid**
You've got a point.
**[09:15] Loid**
I need to at least do something
about her appearance.
**[09:21] Proprietress**
Now, young lady, I'm going to take
your measurements. Come with me.
**[09:25] Anya**
I'm being sold off somewhere!
**[09:27] Loid**
You won't be if you behave.
**[09:29] Loid**
Honestly, where does she
learn to talk like that?
**[09:36] Loid**
*The seamstress... is married.*
**[09:39] Loid**
* The proprietress was listed*
* among the single women,*
**[09:43] Loid**
* but she's been arrested once over*
* political activities, so she's too dangerous.*
**[09:48] Loid**
* Finding the right person*
* might take longer than—*
**[09:54] Yor**
Pardon me.
**[09:56] Female Employee**
Oh, I haven't seen you in a while, Yor.
**[09:59] Yor**
Hello. I was hoping I could
get my dress fixed up.
**[10:02] Yor**
Could I get it done as quickly as possible?
**[10:04] Female Employee**
But of course. You're one of our regulars.
**[10:07] Loid**
* She managed to slip behind*
* me so easily. Who is she?*
**[10:10] Loid**
*Yor... Yor...*
**[10:13] Loid**
*There we go.*
**[10:14] Loid**
*Yor Briar, 27 years old.*
**[10:16] Loid**
* She has no record of being*
* married or divorced.*
**[10:18] Loid**
*Both of her parents are deceased,*
**[10:20] Loid**
* and she has one brother*
* who's much younger than her.*
**[10:22] Loid**
* They're both civil servants*
* whose records are pretty clean.*
**[10:26] Loid**
*Did I just let my guard down?*
**[10:28] Loid**
*I'm far too relaxed lately.*
**[10:30] Yor**
Excuse me.
**[10:31] Yor**
You've been staring at me ever
since I walked in. May I help you?
**[10:35] Loid**
*Impossible! She could even sense my gaze?*
**[10:35] Loid**
Er, no, um, I'm sorry...
**[10:38] Loid**
I was just admiring how pretty you are.
**[10:41] Yor**
Does that mean...
**[10:42] Yor**
You have a favorable impression
of my physical appearance?
**[10:45] Loid**
Er, well... Yes.
**[10:47] (Flashback) Camilla**
You've got a nice face and body, Yor.
**[10:50] (Flashback) Camilla**
You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.
**[10:52] Yor**
Um—
**[10:54] Anya**
Papa!
**[10:55] Anya**
I now know how long I am!
**[10:58] Anya**
Who's that?
**[10:59] Loid**
Another customer.
**[11:00] Yor**
*He has a child.*
**[11:02] Yor**
*I almost pursued someone's husband.*
**[11:06] Yor**
* I've heard that women have been*
* killed by wives for such things.*
**[11:10] Yor**
* I mean, if it happened to me,*
* I'd just kill them back...*
**[11:12] Anya**
Huh?
**[11:13] Yor**
*No, I mustn't.*
**[11:15] Yor**
* If I think like this, someone will*
* eventually figure out that I'm an assassin.*
**[11:19] Yor**
*I must learn to be more normal.*
**[11:21] Anya**
*A-An assassin?!*
**[11:23] Anya**
*A spy... An assassin...*
**[11:26] Anya**
*I'm...*
**[11:28] Anya**
*so excited!*
**[11:29] Narrator**
* The little girl was starving*
* for entertainment.*
**[11:31] Loid**
* Hmm... I was considering her as a candidate*
* to play my wife, but never mind.*
**[11:36] Yor**
* I was considering him to act*
* as my boyfriend at the party,*
**[11:40] Yor**
* but I must avoid these so-called*
* messy lovers' quarrels.*
**[11:44] Anya**
Ah, I am oh so lonely because
I do not have a mama.
**[11:49] Loid**
What brought this on?
**[11:50] Anya**
I long for a mama.
**[11:53] Yor**
Are you not with your wife?
**[11:55] Loid**
Oh, er...
**[11:57] Loid**
I actually lost my wife two years ago,
**[11:59] Loid**
so I'm raising her on my own now.
**[12:03] Yor**
* So I won't be killed for*
* asking him to the party!*
**[12:07] Yor**
Excuse me...
**[12:11] Loid**
Pretend to be your boyfriend?
**[12:13] Yor**
Yes... I fibbed to my younger
brother about having a boyfriend.
**[12:18] Yor**
If it's not too much trouble, I was
hoping you'd accompany me to this party.
**[12:22] Yor**
Um, I promise I don't have
any ulterior motives!
**[12:26] Yor**
Of course, I'll thank you properly, too.
**[12:29] Yor**
I just want to put my brother's mind at ease.
**[12:34] Loid**
Very well.
**[12:35] Loid**
I accept.
**[12:37] Yor**
Really?!
**[12:38] Loid**
But I would like something in return.
**[12:44] Loid**
So you see...
**[12:46] Loid**
I'd like you to play the role of
her mother during the interview.
**[12:49] Yor**
Her mother?
**[12:51] Loid**
With the future being so
uncertain right now,
**[12:54] Loid**
my only wish is for my daughter
to get into a good school.
**[12:57] Loid**
This was also the wish of my late wife.
**[13:01] Anya**
*Papa is a liar.*
**[13:03] Yor**
*What a wonderful person.*
**[13:06] Loid**
*I'll have her accept something simple first,*
**[13:06] Loid**
It will only be one time.
Would you be up for it?
**[13:08] Loid**
* but I'll get her to agree to*
* a formal marriage in the end.*
**[13:09] Yor**
A-All right... If you think
I'm fit for the role.
**[13:13] Loid**
Thank you. Then let us reconvene
at Saturday's party.
**[13:16] Yor**
Yes.
**[13:20] Loid**
I got a sitter for you on Saturday,
so make sure you behave.
**[13:24] Anya**
Stock up on them peanuts!
**[13:25] Loid**
Yeah, yeah.
**[13:27] Cashier**
Ten pents is your change, ribbit.
**[13:31] Cashier**
Thanks, ribbit.
**[13:32] Anya**
Ribbit?
**[13:34] Loid**
*A T... no, an F cipher.*
**[13:43] Loid**
*Must be the details on the extra mission.*
**[13:46] Loid**
* Retrieving art pieces that were stolen from*
* the West and eliminating this smuggling ring.*
**[13:51] Loid**
* I'm to carry out this mission Saturday at 1800*
* hours when the target meets with the buyer.*
**[13:56] Loid**
*Saturday?*
**[13:59] Loid**
And so...
**[14:01] Loid**
We're going to take care of this quickly
so I can make it to the party.
**[14:04] Loid**
You're helping.
**[14:05] Franky**
Hang on a second! I'm just an informant!
My fighting skills are literal trash!
**[14:09] Franky**
Not to mention, you already
pretty much capped your tab—
**[14:12] Loid**
We're talking 78 art pieces valued
at a total of three million dalcs.
**[14:16] Loid**
I'm almost certain no one would notice
if one or two happened to go missing.
**[14:21] Franky**
Leave it to me.
**[14:22] Franky**
I just so happen to have invented some
new spy gear just for days like this.
**[14:26] Loid**
*He's so useful.*
**[14:33] Yor**
Loid is awfully late.
**[14:37] Yor**
I hope he wasn't in some terrible accident.
**[14:42] Lackey A**
Hold it!
**[14:44] Lackey B**
Who're you workin' for?!
**[14:46] Franky**
You didn't tell me there'd
be an army of them!
**[14:48] Loid**
Two, four, six... 38 of them.
**[14:51] Loid**
I can't afford to waste even
ten seconds on each one!
**[15:02] Loid**
Reinforcements! There's no end to them.
**[15:04] Franky**
I got 'em all in! Get in!
**[15:10] Franky**
Whoo!
**[15:12] Franky**
Let's see... Which one's going
to accidentally go missing?
**[15:18] Loid**
I'm helping myself to this one.
**[15:19] Franky**
Hey, that's a diamond! No fair
taking the expensive-looking one!
**[15:22] Loid**
I'll use it as part of this whole charade.
**[15:24] Franky**
Shut up! Give that back!
**[15:37] Yor**
*I see.*
**[15:39] Yor**
* So this is what it means to*
* have your heart toyed with.*
**[15:42] Yor**
* I must keep my work relationships*
* favorable for my brother's sake, too.*
**[15:48] Yor**
*Which means that I must attend this party.*
**[15:54] Camilla**
You're late, Yor!
**[15:57] Yor**
I do apologize. Here's a gift.
**[16:00] Camilla**
Oh? I thought you were
coming with your boyfriend.
**[16:04] Yor**
Unfortunately, he had something
suddenly come up.
**[16:07] Camilla**
Oh, what a *shame*. I was *so* eager to meet him!
**[16:11] Camilla**
What a lame excuse.
**[16:12] Millie**
How pathetic.
**[16:14] Sharon**
I knew she was lying about having a guy.
**[16:17] Millie**
Should we report the liar?
**[16:19] Camilla**
We should!
**[16:20] Camilla**
I'm positive she's a spy who's been sent
in to lower our country's birth rate.
**[16:25] Sharon**
Seriously? That's so petty.
**[16:27] Sharon**
She's just unpopular with the guys.
**[16:29] Sharon**
Just leave her be.
**[16:30] Camilla**
You're meaner than both of us, Sharon.
**[16:30] Dominic**
It's too bad your boyfriend couldn't
make it. I was excited to meet him.
**[16:33] Millie**
You're so hilarious.
**[16:34] Yor**
D-Dominic...
**[16:36] Dominic**
Yuri's always so worried about you.
**[16:40] Yor**
Um, could you possibly...
**[16:43] Yor**
just tell my brother that I came
to the party with a kind gentleman?
**[16:46] Camilla**
Yeah, not happening.
**[16:48] Camilla**
Just how desperate are you
to impress people, Yor?
**[16:51] Camilla**
It just makes you look even more pathetic.
**[16:54] Dominic**
Jeez, knock it off, Camilla!
**[16:55] Camilla**
*Stop talking to my man.*
**[16:57] Camilla**
I'll be sure to let your brother
know that you came alone.
**[17:02] Yor**
*What could she possibly gain by doing that?*
**[17:07] Yor**
*This is honestly becoming tiresome.*
**[17:09] Yor**
* If all of the adults here*
* just happened to perish,*
**[17:12] Yor**
*my brother would never find out...*
**[17:15] Dominic**
I'm so sorry. Have fun!
**[17:18] Dominic**
Come on, Camilla. Help me bake this gratin.
**[17:24] Female Guest A**
And then that guy...
**[17:27] Girl**
Mommy!
**[17:29] Sharon**
My oldest here will be taking
an entrance exam soon.
**[17:32] Sharon**
At the prestigious Eden College.
**[17:35] Female Guest B**
Wow, that's wonderful!
**[17:37] Male Guest A**
He'll be a shoo-in with the elite.
**[17:38] Yor**
*That must be what "normal" looks like.*
**[17:42] Yor**
* I'm sure that's how my*
* brother wanted me to end up.*
**[17:47] Camilla**
Seriously? She's still here.
**[17:50] Millie**
She's tougher than she looks.
**[17:51] Sharon**
I'm honestly surprised she had
the nerve to show up alone.
**[17:55] Yor**
*I see... I'm too out of my league here.*
**[18:01] Yor**
I do beg your pardon.
**[18:03] Yor**
I will have to take my leav—
**[18:09] Loid**
I'm terribly sorry for arriving late.
**[18:11] Loid**
I'm Yor's husband, Loid Forger.
**[18:15] Yor**
Um...
**[18:16] Yor**
I just needed a boyfriend, not a husband.
**[18:19] Loid**
Shit!
**[18:20] Loid**
*I mixed up my mission with hers.*
**[18:22] Dominic**
Um... Mr. Forger, was it? You're bleeding.
**[18:25] Loid**
Oh, pardon me.
**[18:26] Loid**
One of my patients had a violent episode.
**[18:28] Loid**
It happens all the time to a psychiatrist.
**[18:32] Loid**
Have you been enjoying yourself, Yor?
**[18:33] Camilla**
You're joking, right?
**[18:35] Camilla**
You're married, Yor?
**[18:37] Camilla**
Why didn't you tell us?
**[18:39] Yor**
Um, I...
**[18:40] Loid**
It's embarrassing to say so, but this is my
second marriage and I already have a child,
**[18:44] Loid**
so it may have been hard to bring up.
**[18:46] Camilla**
*Don't give me that shit!*
**[18:46] Loid**
It's my fault.
**[18:48] Camilla**
* There's absolutely no way Yor has a*
* husband who's that handsome and hot!*
**[18:51] Camilla**
I'll embarrass her in front of everyone!
**[18:53] Camilla**
Yor, I just got this piping hot
gratin right out of the oven!
**[18:56] Camilla**
*Oops*, I seemed to have tripped!
**[19:06] Loid**
I admire your dedication to not wasting food,
**[19:09] Loid**
but it's a bit improper
to use your feet, Yor.
**[19:12] Yor**
Oh, I'm so sorry.
**[19:14] Dominic**
*That* got you?
**[19:15] Loid**
This is quite delicious.
**[19:16] Yor**
Indeed.
**[19:18] Camilla**
Did you know, Mr. Ranger...
**[19:20] Loid**
It's Forger.
**[19:21] Camilla**
...that she was apparently doing some
questionable work before working at city hall?
**[19:27] Camilla**
What did you do again?
**[19:28] Dominic**
Come on, stop it!
**[19:28] Camilla**
Men would call you to their hotel rooms
so you could give them "massages"?
**[19:33] Camilla**
Oh, you little whore.
**[19:34] Yor**
That was...
**[19:35] Yor**
* "Massages" were a cover*
* for occupational murders.*
**[19:39] Yor**
Um, please don't get the
wrong idea, Loid. I—
**[19:43] Loid**
How wonderful.
**[19:44] Yor**
Huh?
**[19:45] Loid**
Yor lost her parents at a very young age.
**[19:48] Loid**
She did all she could to care
for her younger brother,
**[19:53] Loid**
even if it meant sacrificing herself.
**[19:55] Loid**
Be it for someone else
**[19:57] Loid**
or for a specific reason,
having to endure a merciless job
**[20:01] Loid**
requires an incredible amount of dedication.
**[20:03] Loid**
And that's something to be very proud of.
**[20:07] Loid**
Let's go home, Yor.
**[20:08] Yor**
Er, yes... Thank you for
the lovely party, everyone.
**[20:15] Loid**
I-I'm so sorry I said I was your husband.
**[20:18] Yor**
Oh, it's all right.
**[20:19] Loid**
I'm not sure what to tell your
brother if he hears of this.
**[20:24] Yor**
Um, Loid... I have a suggestion.
**[20:33] Loid**
What...
**[20:34] Loid**
*Remnants of the smuggling ring?*
**[20:37] Loid**
Hang on, Yor!
**[20:38] Yor**
Huh?
**[20:43] Loid**
*How did they know where I was?*
**[20:45] Loid**
* Did they... leave a tracking*
* device in the art pieces?*
**[20:49] Loid**
* You've definitely let your*
* guard down, Twilight.*
**[20:52] Yor**
Who are those people?
**[20:54] Loid**
*Um, uh...*
**[20:56] Loid**
I-It appears some of my
patients still haven't recovered
**[20:58] Loid**
from their psychotic episodes.
**[21:01] Yor**
Being a doctor must be very taxing.
**[21:04] Loid**
*She actually believed it!*
**[21:05] Loid**
In the meantime...
**[21:06] Loid**
We're making a break for it.
**[21:10] Remnant A**
They've abandoned the van.
**[21:12] Remnant B**
They're probably hiding nearby.
Split up and find them.
**[21:22] Loid**
Yor, this way. Hurry!
**[21:24] Yor**
Um... Are you sure it's all right for
you to hit your patients like that?
**[21:28] Loid**
Um, well...
**[21:30] Loid**
The concussive recovery method is the
latest in modern medical practices.
**[21:34] Yor**
I see.
***SIGN*** This is fiction.
**[21:35] Loid**
* I can't tell if she's*
* actually bright or dumb.*
**[21:40] Loid**
Look out, Yor!
**[21:42] Loid**
*Another one! I can't dodge it!*
**[21:50] Yor**
Oh, no!
**[21:52] Yor**
I'm so sorry an amateur like me
helped with the recovery!
**[21:54] Yor**
I happen to be an expert in self-defense.
**[21:57] Yor**
My brother was kind enough to teach me...
**[22:00] Loid**
Thank you, Yor.
**[22:05] Loid**
That was quite impressive.
Did you see how far he went?
**[22:08] Yor**
I'm sorry. I guess I did send him flying.
**[22:12] Remnant G**
There he is!
**[22:13] Loid**
This way!
**[22:15] Remnant G**
Do whatever you need to do!
Make sure they're dead!
**[22:25] Yor**
Um, Loid... This may not
be the best moment to ask,
**[22:29] Yor**
but why don't we get married?
**[22:36] Loid**
I'm sorry?!
**[22:37] Yor**
Er, well, it would extend our agreement...
**[22:41] Yor**
I mean... Apparently, I'm considered
suspicious just for being single,
**[22:47] Yor**
so it'd be nice camouflage...
**[22:50] Yor**
* For me to continue my job*
* as an assassin, too.*
**[22:53] Yor**
Um, basically,
**[22:55] Yor**
if it's all right with you,
maybe we could just stay together,
**[22:59] Yor**
and not just for the interview...
**[23:02] Yor**
For both our sakes.
**[23:05] Yor**
* He's probably the only person who could*
* accept me for who I am right now.*
**[23:15] Loid**
Then let's stop by city hall on our
way back to fill out the paperwork.
**[23:17] Yor**
Huh? Right now?!
**[23:19] Loid**
They do say no time like the present.
**[23:20] Loid**
Oh, that's right.
**[23:25] Loid**
*Where did I drop it?*
**[23:27] Remnant B**
You bastard!
**[23:29] Remnant B**
We have 'em cornered!
**[23:32] Remnant A**
Fill 'em full of lead!
**[23:35] Loid**
Yor...
**[23:36] Loid**
Even in sickness,
**[23:39] Loid**
or in sadness...
**[23:41] Loid**
No matter what hardships await us,
**[23:46] Loid**
let us be there for one another.
**[23:48] Yor**
All right.
**[23:50] Loid**
*Until my mission...*
**[23:51] Yor**
*Until my killing...*
**[23:54] Loid and Yor**
*...do us part.*
***SIGN*** PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW
# E3 - Prepare for the Interview
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4X410/prepare-for-the-interview)
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**[00:01] Narrator**
* Everyone has a side they*
* don't show anyone else.*
**[00:06] Narrator**
* To their friends, their significant others,*
* or even their families.*
**[00:10] Narrator**
* They hide what they're truly feeling*
* through fake smiles or bravado,*
**[00:13] Narrator**
*and keep their true identities secret.*
**[00:16] Narrator**
* That is how the world keeps up*
* the appearance of its temporary peace.*
**[00:22] Narrator**
* In an era in which the nations of*
* the world were waging a fierce war*
**[00:25] Narrator**
*of information just out of sight,*
**[00:26] Narrator**
*two countries were at odds with each other.*
**[00:29] Narrator**
* Ostania, in the east, was secretly*
* plotting to start a war.*
**[00:32] Narrator**
* Westalis, in the west, wanted to*
* put a stop to those plans.*
**[00:35] Narrator**
* In order to keep an eye on the actions of a*
* leading figure in Ostania's government,*
**[00:39] Narrator**
*Westalis set Operation Strix in motion.*
**[00:41] Narrator**
* The one tasked with this operation*
* is the skilled agent, Twilight.*
**[00:44] Narrator**
* The mission given to the master of*
* disguise with a hundred faces was...*
**[00:48] Narrator**
*to start a family.*
***SIGN*** 128 Park Avenue, West District
Capital City of Berlint, Ostania
**[03:06] Loid**
Is this everything you own?
**[03:09] Yor**
Yes.
**[03:10] Loid**
It's not very much.
**[03:20] Yor**
Um, Loid... about the
sleeping arrangements...
**[03:23] Loid**
We'll be sleeping in
separate rooms, of course.
**[03:25] Loid**
We'll share one for appearances
anytime we have guests over.
**[03:28] Yor**
R-Right.
**[03:30] Anya**
Welcome to Anya's house!
**[03:33] Yor**
Thank you for the lovely welcome, Miss Anya.
**[03:35] Narrator**
* This house is home to*
* a rather unusual family.*
**[03:39] Narrator**
*The father, Loid Forger, is a psychiatrist.*
**[03:42] Narrator**
*His true identity: a spy.*
***SIGN*** Code Name
**[03:44] Narrator**
*Code name: Twilight.*
**[03:46] Narrator**
* The mother, Yor Forger, is a civil*
* servant who works at city hall.*
**[03:50] Narrator**
*Her true identity: an assassin.*
***SIGN*** Code Name
**[03:52] Narrator**
*Code name: Thorn Princess.*
**[03:54] Narrator**
*The daughter, Anya Forger.*
**[03:57] Narrator**
*Her true identity: a telepath.*
**[03:58] Anya**
I'm so happy to have a mama now!
**[04:01] Yor**
Mama...
**[04:02] Anya**
I'm gonna help.
**[04:03] Loid**
Oh, right. By the way...
**[04:05] Loid**
I had a friend of mine who's a judge
make it so we got married a year ago.
**[04:11] Loid**
*By that, I mean he forged the certificate.*
**[04:13] Loid**
We can figure out why we lived separately
and what to tell your brother later.
**[04:19] Yor**
All right.
**[04:20] Loid**
* It would make the school suspicious if we*
* got married just before the interview.*
**[04:25] Yor**
* I got permission from the Shopkeeper,*
* so I feel much better.*
**[04:30] Anya**
*So exciting...*
**[04:31] Narrator**
*Father, mother, daughter...*
**[04:34] Narrator**
* These three created this pretend*
* family to further their own ends,*
**[04:37] Narrator**
* and are living under the same roof as they*
* hide their true identities from each other.*
***SIGN*** PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW
**[04:43] Anya**
I'm going to show Mama around!
**[04:45] Loid**
Once we get settled in,
we'll practice the interview.
**[04:49] Anya**
This is the kitchen!
**[04:51] Anya**
Papa is good at cooking!
**[04:53] Yor**
Oh, I see.
**[04:58] Anya**
This is the toilet. And that's the bathtub!
**[05:00] Yor**
Everything's so clean.
**[05:06] Anya**
I can wash my face all by myself!
**[05:08] Yor**
You're such a big girl, Miss Anya.
**[05:14] Anya**
This is Anya's room!
**[05:16] Anya**
Welcome!
**[05:18] Yor**
Thank you for inviting me in.
**[05:20] Yor**
My, what an adorable room.
**[05:23] Anya**
I'll introduce you to Mr. Chimera.
**[05:27] Anya**
I am Chimera. It is a pweasure
to meet your acquaintenance.
**[05:32] Yor**
It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Chimera.
**[05:34] Yor**
I am Miss Anya's mama.
**[05:38] Anya**
This is Papa's room!
**[05:40] Yor**
So this is Loid's room...
**[05:45] Anya**
This is your room, Mama.
**[05:50] Anya**
Come in, Mama.
**[05:52] Yor**
Why, thank you.
**[05:55] Yor**
So this is my...
**[06:04] Yor**
What a lovely room.
**[06:06] Loid**
I'm glad you like it.
**[06:08] Loid**
This should be everything.
**[06:10] Loid**
Is the furniture arranged to
your liking? I also cleaned a bit.
**[06:14] Yor**
Yes, everything is wonderful.
**[06:16] Anya**
I helped clean, too!
**[06:18] Yor**
Really? Thank you so much.
**[06:22] Anya**
Am I a good girl?
**[06:29] Loid**
All you did was tip over a bucket of water.
**[06:31] Anya**
Shock!
**[06:34] Yor**
This is such a lovely room. I don't
know what to do with myself.
**[06:38] Loid**
What do you mean?
**[06:40] Loid**
Please make yourself at home.
**[06:41] Loid**
Actually, this *is* your home now,
so make yourself comfortable.
**[06:45] Yor**
Thank you.
**[06:48] Loid**
I'll come get your boxes once they're empty.
**[06:53] Yor**
Loid, I've got everything put away.
**[06:56] Loid**
You're quite efficient.
**[07:00] Loid**
Ah, this must be your younger brother.
**[07:03] Yor**
Oh, yes.
**[07:05] Loid**
You said he's also a civil servant?
**[07:07] Yor**
Yes. He seems quite busy lately,
so I've only spoken to him on the phone.
**[07:13] Loid**
It seems you two are quite similar.
**[07:15] Loid**
I should properly introduce myself
once Anya's entrance exam is over.
**[07:18] Yor**
Um, Loid. About that...
**[07:22] Yor**
I don't have anything suitable
to wear to this interview...
**[07:25] Loid**
Then let's go to the tailor today.
**[07:29] Yor**
Thank you very much.
**[07:30] Anya**
Helping, helping...
**[07:35] Yor**
M-Miss Anya, I'll take care of that!
**[07:37] Yor**
* I have my work weapons and poison*
* powerful enough to kill an elephant in there.*
**[07:45] Yor**
Can I get you something, Loid?
**[07:46] Loid**
Some coffee, please. Black.
**[07:50] Anya**
I want hot cocoa!
**[07:52] Loid**
With sugar and milk.
**[07:54] Anya**
That's the stuff!
**[07:58] Yor**
They look amazing. Are those cookies homemade?
**[08:01] Loid**
It's actually my first time making cookies.
**[08:04] Loid**
I just followed a recipe from a cookbook,
so they should be decent.
**[08:07] Loid**
I hope you like them.
**[08:10] Yor**
Thank you.
**[08:13] Yor**
They're wonderful! You really
are an amazing cook!
**[08:17] Loid**
It's not that impressive, really.
**[08:18] Anya**
I helped with the cookies, too!
**[08:20] Yor**
Oh, I see.
**[08:27] Loid**
After you got covered in
flour and got in my way,
**[08:29] Loid**
you just snacked on some peanuts.
**[08:35] Loid**
Once we're settled in, let's begin.
**[08:39] Loid**
Eden College is one of the most
prestigious schools in the country.
**[08:43] Loid**
During the interview, not only
will the child be evaluated,
**[08:45] Loid**
but so will the parents.
**[08:46] Loid**
They will be evaluated on their social
standing as well as how cultured they are.
**[08:49] Loid**
Understood?
**[08:51] Loid**
Now, let's start the questions.
**[08:52] Loid**
First, please state your name and address.
**[08:56] Anya**
Anya Fo...Fo...Horger. Address?
**[08:59] Loid**
The place we're at right now.
**[09:01] Anya**
This is Anya's house!
**[09:02] Loid**
That's not what I meant.
**[09:03] Loid**
Er, so, Miss Anya... How do
you spend your days off?
**[09:07] Anya**
Papa orders me to stay home,
**[09:10] Anya**
so I have to watch TV all alone.
**[09:12] Loid**
Now, wait a second.
**[09:14] Loid**
That makes a terrible impression. Madam?
**[09:16] Yor**
Yes?
**[09:17] Loid**
Why did you choose Eden College,
and how do you plan to pass this exam?
**[09:20] Yor**
How do people usually pass?
**[09:22] Yor**
Um, pass, passing...
**[09:24] Yor**
Perhaps because of cardiac arrest,
or excessive bleeding?
**[09:28] Yor**
Or compound fractures throughout the body?
**[09:30] Yor**
Oh! Maybe their skull was caved in.
**[09:33] Loid**
Kill me now. Next question.
**[09:34] Loid**
Could you describe your parenting methods?
**[09:36] Yor**
Huh? U-Um... Strike first to be victorious?
**[09:39] Loid**
* I'm amazed her brother turned*
* out to be a decent human being.*
**[09:43] Loid**
*I've been a spy for over a decade.*
**[09:45] Loid**
* I've completed countless missions,*
* yet only now do I find myself losing heart.*
**[09:50] Loid**
This is pointless. There's no way we'll
survive the interview at this rate.
**[09:53] Loid**
Let's give up on getting
her into that school.
**[09:55] Yor**
Loid! Please remember
your late wife's wishes!
**[10:00] Loid**
* Clearly, we weren't ready*
* for this mock interview yet.*
**[10:02] Loid**
All right, let's go out for a bit.
**[10:04] Loid**
Let's broaden our horizons, become versed
in what is normal for an upper-class family,
**[10:09] Loid**
and make sure that we're
all on the same page.
**[10:13] Anya**
We're on an ooting,
an ooting, la, la, la, lah!
**[10:16] Loid**
You mean "outing."
**[10:18] Anya**
Wanna hold hands, Mama?
**[10:21] Yor**
I-If you don't mind.
**[10:23] Loid**
*Thank goodness Anya's taken a liking to her.*
**[10:26] Loid**
*The plan is set.*
**[10:28] Loid**
*After today, we'll seem like a normal... no.*
**[10:30] Loid**
*We'll be seen as an upper-crust family.*
**[10:33] Yor**
* Oh... This reminds me of when my little*
* brother was still small and adorable.*
**[10:39] Yor**
* And that one time I hugged him too hard*
* and ended up breaking two of his ribs.*
**[10:45] Yor**
*I must be careful.*
**[10:48] Loid**
*Wait... what? Maybe not...*
**[10:54] Yor**
B-By the way, where are we headed?
**[10:56] Loid**
I've acquired a variety of tickets
through my connections at work.
**[11:15] Loid**
* Tradition and status are*
* everything at Eden College.*
**[11:19] Loid**
* We'll have to experience and get accustomed*
* to the best that life has to offer,*
**[11:21] Loid**
* and make sure we don't slip*
* up if we let our guard down.*
**[11:30] Loid**
*All right, next.*
**[11:34] Loid**
Anya, no yelling while we're here.
**[11:37] Anya**
'Kay.
**[11:38] Loid**
*We've experienced first-class music,*
**[11:40] Loid**
* so now for some first-class art...*
* And you know the rest.*
**[11:43] Anya**
Papa! I can see her boobies!
**[11:46] Anya**
Head's been choppy-chopped!
Body's been choppy-chopped!
**[11:49] Loid**
What did I just say about yelling?
**[11:58] Loid**
Yor?
**[12:00] Loid**
Y-Yor...?
**[12:05] Anya**
I wanna do that!
**[12:07] Loid**
Drawing? Sure.
**[12:09] Loid**
Yor, why don't we sit down for a bit?
**[12:12] Yor**
All right.
**[12:13] Anya**
Anya's house is a big castle.
**[12:16] Anya**
The boss of the secret organization
is Director Chimera.
**[12:20] Anya**
Papa is a spy! Pew, pew!
**[12:22] Anya**
Mama is an assassin!
Stabby, stabby, sploosh!
**[12:27] Loid**
We should probably get going.
**[12:29] Yor**
Yes.
**[12:32] Anya**
All done!
**[12:33] Loid**
Anya, we're going to our next stop.
**[12:36] Anya**
* If Papa and Mama see this,*
* they'll find out about my powers!*
**[12:41] Loid**
Wow, that's quite a masterpiece.
**[12:44] Loid**
There seems to be a pig in a forest.
**[12:46] Anya**
That's Mr. Chimera, and he lives in a castle!
**[12:48] Loid**
I see. I definitely see
Bondman there, though.
**[12:51] Loid**
I'm right, aren't I?
**[12:53] Anya**
Yep...
**[12:53] Loid**
It's that spy cartoon you
were watching last week.
**[12:55] Loid**
So this witch-looking one
must be the princess.
**[12:59] Loid**
That part seems rather graphic.
**[13:00] Loid**
Oh, but that cat is cute.
**[13:02] Anya**
That's a doggy!
**[13:02] Loid**
I see. Then I apologize.
**[13:06] Loid**
We're going to the tailor next.
**[13:10] Yor**
Sorry to have you do this on your day off.
**[13:13] Loid**
It's quite all right. This is
something we need to do.
**[13:15] Anya**
My going-out clothes are so cute!
**[13:17] Anya**
They fit perfectly!
**[13:19] Anya**
This shop is great! I love it!
**[13:21] Proprietress**
Why, thank you.
**[13:23] Anya**
This is my first ooting
in my going-out clothes.
**[13:26] Proprietress**
Then it must be a day of celebration.
**[13:28] Anya**
A day to celebrate this ooting!
**[13:29] Loid**
In that case, we can stop by
a photography studio next.
**[13:32] Female Employee**
Yor, dear. Right this way.
**[13:34] Yor**
Coming.
**[13:37] Proprietress**
If you're looking for a semi-formal dress,
I think this color would do nicely.
**[13:41] Proprietress**
What do you think?
**[13:42] Yor**
I'd honestly prefer a black or red dress.
**[13:46] Proprietress**
Really? I think this would
look nice on you, Yor.
**[13:49] Proprietress**
Then how about this?
**[13:51] Loid**
* Judging from her lack of luggage,*
* I thought she had no interest in clothes.*
**[13:56] Loid**
I see you're particular
about matching colors.
**[13:58] Yor**
No... I wouldn't say that.
**[14:01] Yor**
* This color's lovely, but I'm worried that*
* blood splatters would be too noticeable.*
**[14:10] Female Employee**
Looks like Yor finally found someone nice.
**[14:13] Proprietress**
Hopefully they last. Having a child
already is an instant no for me, though.
**[14:19] Loid**
Looks like the extra outfits will
be ready by the interview, too.
**[14:22] Yor**
I'm so sorry to have you get so many.
**[14:25] Loid**
Well, you look nice in
colors besides red and black.
**[14:28] Loid**
We'll be going out more often, too.
**[14:30] Anya**
Ootings! Ootings!
**[14:32] Loid**
You're a regular at that shop, aren't you?
**[14:34] Loid**
I'm sure we'll continue to shop there, so next
time, we should tell them we're married.
**[14:40] Yor**
Oh, right.
**[14:55] Politician**
We, the Nationalist Party, believe that
there is a road to peace with the West.
**[15:00] Loid**
*Patriotism is also important within Eden.*
**[15:01] Audience A**
*You moron!*
**[15:01] Audience B**
*Kill all the bastards in the West!*
**[15:01] Politician**
Continuing to treat Westalis as
the enemy will do us no good.
**[15:03] Loid**
* I'll need to make sure she's knowledgeable*
* of politics and history, as well.*
**[15:06] Audience C**
*Piss off, traitor!*
**[15:08] Audience F**
*Gimme money, gimme money, gimme money...*
**[15:08] Audience D**
*Those bastards killed my family!*
**[15:11] Audience E**
*Get lost with the pleasantries!*
**[15:12] Audience G**
*First I lost my job, then my home!*
**[15:12] Loid**
What's the matter?
**[15:13] Anya**
I don't like places like this...
**[15:15] Audience H**
*Kill all the shitheads in the West!*
**[15:15] Loid**
Sorry. Maybe this was a
little scary for you.
**[15:17] Yor**
Let's go rest somewhere.
**[15:18] Audience I**
*The East did nothing wrong!*
**[15:20] Audience mob**
*Go back to your Western masters!*
**[15:21] Audience mob**
*Damn it!*
**[15:22] Audience mob**
*You pig!*
**[15:23] Audience mob**
*You stupid baldy!*
**[15:24] Audience mob**
*Your feet smell, too!*
**[15:26] Anya**
Papa, I'm hungry.
**[15:28] Loid**
Huh?
**[15:29] Loid**
Are you all right or not?
**[15:36] Loid**
No, Anya. Don't just pick the nuts off
the top, and no eating with your hands.
**[15:42] Loid**
And Yor, uh... Hmm...
**[15:45] Loid**
*I've been a spy for over a decade.*
**[15:47] Loid**
* I've completed countless missions,*
* yet once again I find myself losing heart.*
**[15:53] Anya**
S'all good, Papa.
**[15:54] Loid**
What is?
**[15:56] Loid**
*Yeah, I definitely picked the wrong child.*
**[15:59] Loid**
* No, this is all because I was*
* expected to rely on others.*
**[16:03] Loid**
* I shouldn't have put the key to success in*
* the hands of others, let alone civilians.*
**[16:09] Loid**
* Predicting every possible*
* situation, preparing for it,*
**[16:11] Loid**
*and acting from a carefully laid-out plan.*
**[16:13] Loid**
*Those are the ironclad rules of being a spy.*
**[16:15] Loid**
* Which means that I need to list every*
* possible question the interviewer can ask,*
**[16:19] Loid**
* then have these two memorize the*
* perfect answers to go with them.*
**[16:22] Loid**
If all else fails, make sure
I can back them up—
**[16:24] Yor**
Um...
**[16:25] Yor**
Why don't we go get some fresh air?
**[16:40] Anya**
The people look like bits
of trash from up here.
**[16:42] Loid**
Where did you get that from?
**[16:44] Anya**
My cartoons.
**[16:45] Loid**
Ah...
**[16:46] Loid**
I had no idea there was a park like
this on the outskirts of town.
**[16:49] Yor**
I don't come here that often either,
**[16:52] Yor**
but I wander over here when
I'm exhausted from work.
**[16:55] Yor**
Thinking about how the work I do
helps everyone in this city out
**[17:01] Yor**
encourages me to work harder.
**[17:04] Yor**
Oh, this place must be awfully
boring! I'm terribly sorry!
**[17:08] Anya**
I like this place better
than crowded places!
**[17:10] Yor**
Oh, that's wonderful!
**[17:23] Old woman**
Thief! Someone help!
**[17:25] Loid**
That old lady should've been more careful.
**[17:29] Yor**
You won't get away with this!
**[17:30] Yor**
Hold it right there!
**[17:32] Loid**
Oh, damn it.
**[17:38] Yor**
*I lost track of him.*
**[17:40] Yor**
Are you all right, ma'am? Are you hurt?
**[17:42] Old woman**
I'm fine. Just a few scratches.
**[17:45] Yor**
I promise I'll catch him for you!
And I'll take you to the hospital later!
**[17:49] Old woman**
Why, thank you.
**[17:51] Yor**
*I left Loid and Anya behind.*
**[17:59] Loid**
*He blended in with the crowd.*
**[18:01] Loid**
* I'm very sorry, Yor, but you probably*
* won't be able to find him now.*
**[18:07] Mob A**
*Man, I'm starving.*
**[18:08] Mob B**
*So expensive...*
**[18:09] Mob C**
*Aw, this is so cute.*
**[18:10] Mob D**
*Crap, I'm gonna piss my pants.*
**[18:11] Mob E**
*My feet hurt.*
**[18:11] Mob G**
*That shopworker is so cool.*
**[18:12] Mob F**
* I wonder if there's a million*
* dalc lying around somewhere.*
**[18:13] Mob M**
*Oh, I forgot to pay my rent.*
**[18:13] Mob H**
*Man, he's late.*
**[18:14] Mob I**
*Honestly, this child...*
**[18:15] Mob J**
*What am I going to do? I failed my test again.*
**[18:15] Mob K**
*That bastard. I'm gonna murder him.*
**[18:16] Mob L**
*Maybe I'll say hi...*
**[18:19] Loid**
Hey, this again?
**[18:23] Thief**
*Man, that old crone was loaded.*
**[18:28] Anya**
Papa!
**[18:29] Loid**
Whoa, what?
**[18:31] Anya**
I wanna eat cake!
**[18:32] Loid**
What?!
**[18:34] Loid**
We just left the restaurant...
**[18:38] Loid**
*He's...*
**[18:39] Loid**
* He changed his clothes, but it's not*
* so easy to change the way you walk.*
**[18:44] Loid**
*Don't think you'll get away from me.*
**[18:46] Yor**
Loid!
**[18:48] Anya**
Mama's here.
**[18:49] Loid**
Yor, look after Anya for me.
**[18:51] Thief**
* I'll be able to have plenty of*
* fun for a while with this much.*
**[18:54] Thief**
* First, I'm gonna treat myself*
* to the finest meal and—*
**[19:00] Loid**
A filthy swine like you deserves
nothing more than the foulest meal.
**[19:05] Mob N**
What's going on?
**[19:06] Mob O**
A guy just dropped from the sky.
**[19:07] Loid**
*A spy must not bring attention to himself.*
**[19:11] Mob P**
Did he fall?
**[19:14] Loid**
Pardon me. This fellow is a purse snatcher,
so please call the police and hand him over.
**[19:20] Mob P**
A purse snatcher?
**[19:23] Old woman**
Thank you for escorting
me all the way here.
**[19:26] Old woman**
I had money to get my grandchild
a gift in my purse.
**[19:29] Old woman**
Thank you so much. You were a big help.
**[19:31] Yor**
Oh, actually...
**[19:33] Yor**
The one who got it back
was my, um, husband.
**[19:37] Loid**
No, if you weren't there, Yor,
I wouldn't have even gone after him.
**[19:42] Old woman**
Thank you so much. What a
fine gentleman you are.
**[19:45] Loid**
Er, again...
**[19:47] Chief**
*Hero who casts no shadow,*
**[19:49] Chief**
* the great deeds you and your fellow*
* agents do shall never see the light of day.*
**[19:53] Old woman**
Thank you.
**[19:56] Loid**
* I guess... receiving thanks every*
* once in a while wouldn't hurt.*
**[20:00] Anya**
*Papa is a softie.*
**[20:02] Loid**
Thank you, Yor.
**[20:06] Loid**
Today was a nice change of pace.
**[20:08] Loid**
Now I'll be able to work hard again.
**[20:17] Anya**
Papa and Mama are flirting.
**[20:20] Loid and Yor**
We are not!
**[20:21] Anya**
Does Anya get a thank you, too?
**[20:23] Loid**
Well... I guess we did find the thief
because you were hungry again.
**[20:28] Loid**
Good girl.
**[20:31] Old woman**
My, what a lovely family you are.
**[20:36] Old woman**
Here's some candy for you, dear.
**[20:38] Anya**
Candy!
**[20:40] Loid**
Make sure you say, "Thank you."
**[20:45] Anya**
The ooting is over!
**[20:47] Loid**
What a long day.
**[20:52] Anya**
Mama!
**[20:54] Anya**
I want some hot cocoa, please!
**[20:57] Yor**
As you wish.
**[21:05] Loid**
Hey, more importantly, we need
to retry this mock interview.
**[21:09] Loid**
So, Miss Anya, how do you
spend your days off?
**[21:12] Anya**
We go to the opera, the museum,
and eat at restaurants.
**[21:16] Loid**
Yes! Exactly!
**[21:18] Loid**
If you're asked this question,
make sure you talk about today.
**[21:20] Loid**
Okay, next question.
**[21:22] Loid**
You've seen your friend
do something naughty.
**[21:26] Loid**
What will you do?
**[21:31] Anya**
I'd jump on top of them, beat them up,
and make them eat the foulest meal!
**[21:35] Loid**
Hmm... Pretend you never saw that, okay?
**[21:39] Loid**
*Yup, this is hopeless. I'm done.*
**[21:42] Anya**
Papa, you were so cool!
**[21:44] Yor**
Yes, he was.
**[21:46] Anya**
Ka-bam!
**[21:48] Anya**
It's the foulest meal for you!
**[22:04] Anya**
Hot cocoa is the best.
**[22:07] Old woman**
*My, what a lovely family you are.*
**[22:13] Loid**
*I guess if she saw us that way...*
**[22:16] Loid**
* About one percent of my*
* preparations are complete.*
***SIGN*** THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW
# E4 - The Prestigious School's Interview
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE1EM1/the-prestigious-schools-interview)
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**[01:30] Loid**
The time has come.
**[01:32] Loid**
Let us check our personal effects.
**[01:34] Yor**
All clear, sir.
**[01:36] Loid**
And now, our appearances.
**[01:39] Yor**
All clear, sir.
**[01:40] Loid**
And a final check of our verbal etiquette.
**[01:42] Anya**
All set, please. Will do my best, please.
**[01:46] Loid**
*I feel nothing but anxiety about this,*
**[01:48] Loid**
*but we've done everything we could.*
**[01:54] Loid**
*Now, onward...*
***SIGN*** THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW
**[01:56] Loid**
*To Eden College's interview!*
**[02:00] Yor**
It's so big!
**[02:01] Loid**
Well, it is one of this country's top schools.
**[02:04] Yor**
And there are so many examinees...
**[02:06] Loid**
They're all our rivals.
**[02:09] Loid**
Anya, are you going to
be okay in this crowd?
**[02:11] Anya**
I'll be okay, please.
**[02:13] Loid**
Let us go, then.
**[02:16] Loid**
*This feeling...*
**[02:17] Loid**
*There's no doubt about it.*
**[02:19] Loid**
*I've experienced this many times.*
**[02:22] Loid**
*Someone is watching us. Could it be...*
**[02:26] Loid**
*Is there an enemy hidden in this crowd?*
**[02:27] Anya**
*An enemy?*
**[02:28] Yor**
*I feel someone's gaze...*
**[02:30] Loid**
*No, that's not it.*
**[02:32] Loid**
*I'm not the only one being watched.*
**[02:35] Loid**
* It's always an unpleasant*
* feeling to be observed like this.*
**[02:39] Loid**
*There.*
**[02:40] Loid**
*Four in the overhead passage.*
**[02:42] Loid**
*Four in the bell tower.*
**[02:43] Loid**
*More in the buildings to the left and right.*
**[02:46] Loid**
* I have information on most*
* of the staff at this school.*
**[02:50] Loid**
*Those... are the instructors.*
**[02:53] Loid**
* They're observing every action that*
* everyone is taking and scoring them*
**[02:58] Loid**
*to see if they're worthy of this school.*
**[02:59] Loid**
*Which means... the exam has already begun.*
**[03:03] Loid**
I need you two to be on your guard.
**[03:05] Loid**
We're being watched by the examiners.
**[03:07] Yor**
Huh?
**[03:08] Loid**
We'll do this just as we practiced.
**[03:10] Instructor A**
D-68, fail.
**[03:12] Instructor B**
A-12, fail.
**[03:14] Instructor D**
G-114, pass.
**[03:15] Henderson**
I must say, the examinees
this year lack refinement.
**[03:19] Henderson**
They all lack true elegance.
**[03:21] Teachers**
Good morning, Housemaster.
***SIGN*** Eden College
**[03:24] Henderson**
It displeases me to know their crude feet
**[03:26] Henderson**
are trudging upon the blessed
ground of our school.
**[03:29] Henderson**
Elegance creates tradition.
**[03:32] Henderson**
Elegance is what truly makes
this world a paradise.
**[03:35] Henderson**
Fail any family lacking
elegance immediately.
**[03:38] Instructor B**
Yes, sir.
**[03:39] Henderson**
Hm?
**[03:42] Henderson**
Oho...
**[03:47] Henderson**
It appears that not all hope has been lost.
**[03:52] Henderson**
They are paying their respects
to the statue of our founder?!
**[03:56] Loid**
*I, Twilight, am a man of a thousand faces.*
**[03:58] Loid**
* Becoming exactly the person my target*
* wants me to be is mere child's play.*
**[04:02] Loid**
*Behold!*
**[04:03] Yor**
* I haven't the slightest clue*
* as to who this gentleman is,*
**[04:06] Yor**
* but everything should be fine as*
* long as I do what Loid is doing.*
**[04:10] Anya**
*Baldy head!*
**[04:12] Henderson**
S-So elegant!
**[04:15] Henderson**
How very elegant!
**[04:17] Henderson**
Who is that family?
**[04:19] Instructor D**
K-212. They are the Forgers, sir.
**[04:22] Instructor D**
Their daughter Anya just barely passed
the written exam with a score of 31.
**[04:26] Henderson**
Absolutely not elegant!
And such awful penmanship!
**[04:32] Henderson**
So the father has remarried?
**[04:33] Instructor B**
Might they be an impromptu
family for admission purposes?
**[04:37] Henderson**
I am not certain. We must investigate.
**[04:39] Henderson**
We must ascertain whether
or not they have true elegance.
**[04:42] Instructor E**
We'll confirm your admission numbers here.
**[04:45] Instructor F**
G-114. Please go to Hall 1.
**[04:48] Instructor F**
Ah, A-12. Please enter Hall 2.
**[04:52] Loid**
* I see they're wasting no*
* time with the screening.*
**[04:54] Instructor F**
K-212. Please head to Hall 1.
**[05:00] Loid**
We're still being observed.
Don't let your guard down.
**[05:03] Yor**
It's so nerve-racking
being watched like this...
**[05:05] Anya**
I need to pick my nose.
**[05:07] Loid**
Absolutely not.
**[05:08] Boy**
Oh, no!
**[05:11] Boy**
I've accidentally fallen into
the gutter, and I can't get out!
**[05:13] Loid**
* Uh... That's too blatant if*
* they're trying to test us.*
**[05:14] Boy**
Oh, no. Whatever shall I do?
**[05:17] Loid**
* Perhaps they're thinking*
* he might be a threat,*
**[05:17] Boy**
Ah, I don't know what I should do.
**[05:19] Loid**
*but no one is trying to go near him.*
**[05:19] Boy**
Who knew there'd be a gutter here?
**[05:21] Loid**
* But if he is part of the test,*
* we must deal with this accordingly.*
**[05:23] Boy**
I'm so shocked. I'm really stuck.
**[05:27] Anya**
Papa! Mama! There is someone
who needs our help, please!
**[05:30] Anya**
Let us save him!
**[05:31] Loid**
Are you all right, lad?
**[05:34] Boy**
Oh, no! I've slipped and I cannot get up!
**[05:36] Boy**
*This is all for merits... More merits!*
**[05:40] Henderson**
*Precisely.*
**[05:41] Henderson**
* You're heading to an interview. You wouldn't*
* dare sully your clothes with sewage.*
**[05:45] Henderson**
*Now, how will you elegantly get through—*
**[05:55] Loid**
Are you hurt?
**[05:56] Anya**
Use my hanky, please.
**[05:59] Loid**
Make sure you go to
the infirmary, just in case.
**[06:02] Henderson**
*Clearly, I expected too much.*
**[06:04] Henderson**
* In the end, they were just some*
* commoners from the countryside.*
**[06:07] Henderson**
*Do not think for a second that you can*
**[06:09] Henderson**
* set foot in our house of*
* learning wearing soiled clothes.*
**[06:12] Henderson**
Throw K-212 out immediately.
**[06:15] Boy**
* Oh, no... These people are*
* going to fail because of me.*
**[06:18] Boy**
Um, I'm so sorr—
**[06:20] Yor**
Thank goodness we anticipated this,
**[06:22] Yor**
and prepared a change of
clothes just in case!
**[06:25] Henderson**
* Who in the world would*
* ever anticipate that?!*
**[06:29] Yor**
Besides, your grey suit seems to
fit the attire at this school more.
**[06:33] Loid**
If I had continued wearing my previous suit,
**[06:35] Loid**
we would've been mistaken for
commoners from the countryside.
**[06:38] Loid**
Thank you for giving us the
opportunity to change, lad.
**[06:42] Henderson**
On top of everything else,
they even thanked the boy!
**[06:45] Henderson**
Brilliant... So smart, and elegant!
**[06:50] Henderson**
Curse you and your cunning, Loid Forger.
**[06:53] Instructor B**
Housemaster, we are supposed
to be testing the child.
**[06:56] Henderson**
Silence!
**[06:57] Henderson**
Children learn from their parents' example!
**[06:59] Henderson**
Yes. The parents of a child who scores 30
points must also be only worth 30 points!
**[07:04] Henderson**
I'll make you reveal your true identity yet!
**[07:09] Man**
Oh, no!
**[07:11] Man**
The animals have escaped the farmhouse!
**[07:14] Loid**
*You're really going this far, Eden College?!*
**[07:18] Mob 1**
Hey, don't push me!
**[07:19] Mob 2**
Just go, you moron!
**[07:20] Mob 4**
Mommy! Mommy, Mommy!
**[07:20] Mob 3**
Shut up!
**[07:21] Loid**
* Are they trying to see if we reveal*
* our true selves in an emergency?*
**[07:23] Loid**
* We'll be playing right into the*
* examiners' hands if we panic.*
**[07:26] Loid**
Do not break Formation D.
**[07:28] Loid**
We will show these animals
nothing but benevolence!
**[07:31] Henderson**
Hey.
**[07:32] Henderson**
Who told you to go that far?
**[07:34] Instructor D**
Wait...
**[07:35] Instructor D**
It wasn't you, Housemaster?
**[07:37] Henderson**
*Impossible! Is this...*
**[07:39] Henderson**
*an actual accident?!*
**[07:42] Henderson**
There are some very important
people among the examinees!
**[07:44] Henderson**
Go stop this mess before they're hurt!
**[07:47] Vice Minister**
I'm the Vice Minister of
the Ministry of Finance!
**[07:49] Banker**
Hell if I care! I'm the
CEO of the Central Bank!
**[07:51] Child A**
Wait! Father!
**[07:57] Vice Minister**
Well done, you!
**[07:58] Loid**
Are you all right?
**[08:01] Yor**
Loid!
**[08:01] Yor**
It's happening to Miss Anya again.
**[08:03] Loid**
*The mass panic must've hit her.*
**[08:06] Loid**
* The test is the last thing*
* I need to worry about now.*
**[08:10] Loid**
*That must be the leader of this herd.*
**[08:13] Loid**
* That's the one I need to stop,*
* but I'll have to use my gun—*
**[08:16] Loid**
*No...*
**[08:17] Yor**
Please look after Miss Anya for a moment.
**[08:19] Loid**
Yor?
**[08:40] Yor**
I-It's not what you think!
**[08:42] Yor**
I once learned about pressure points that
can stop one's movements in a yoga class!
**[08:45] Yor**
I-I figured they might work on cows, too!
**[08:48] Yor**
Please don't look at me like that!
**[08:51] Anya**
Ms. Cow?
**[08:52] Anya**
Is she scared?
**[08:56] Loid**
That's dangerous, Anya!
**[09:01] Anya**
S'okay, please. Don't be scared.
**[09:07] Loid**
What are you—
**[09:14] Anya**
They're gonna go home now.
**[09:17] Loid**
Apparently so.
**[09:18] Loid**
Thankfully, no one was hurt.
**[09:21] Henderson**
E-Ele...
**[09:23] Henderson**
Ele-le... Ele-le-le-le...
**[09:26] Henderson**
*Elegance*!
**[09:31] Instructor B**
Housemaster?
**[09:32] Henderson**
Forger!
**[09:35] Loid**
*He's...*
**[09:37] Loid**
*one of the housemasters.*
**[09:38] Loid**
*Is he in charge of this exam?*
**[09:41] Henderson**
Y-You helped us avoid a crisis. I thank you.
**[09:43] Henderson**
And... you have bested me for today.
**[09:48] Henderson**
To give us all time to collect
ourselves after this chaos,
**[09:51] Henderson**
we will be delaying the
start of the interviews.
**[09:54] Henderson**
Return to your hall once you've
had a moment to tidy yourselves.
**[09:57] Henderson**
Your family has the right
to apply to our school.
**[10:01] Loid**
Sir...
**[10:03] Loid**
*It looks like we've avoided failure.*
**[10:06] Loid**
I humbly thank you for your generosity.
**[10:08] Loid**
But have no fear.
**[10:11] Loid**
We anticipated something like this...
**[10:14] Loid**
and prepared another change of clothes.
**[10:17] Henderson**
* This isn't about elegance anymore!*
* These people are just scary!*
**[10:22] Narrator**
* The Forgers successfully make*
* it to the actual interview.*
**[10:27] Swan**
You truly thought you could apply to
our school without even knowing that?
**[10:31] Child B**
Huh?
**[10:32] Swan**
Well? Cat got your tongue?
**[10:34] Child B**
Huh?
**[10:36] Child B**
*Um, uh...*
**[10:39] Father D**
Thank you very much.
**[10:42] Father D**
What kind of answer was that?!
**[10:46] Loid**
*I've been a spy for over a decade,*
**[10:48] Loid**
*and for the first time...*
**[10:50] Loid**
*I'm actually nervous.*
**[10:52] Loid**
* Even when I infiltrated the ranks*
* of an evil terrorist group,*
**[10:56] Loid**
* or when I managed to stop the launch of*
* a missile with one second remaining...*
**[11:01] Loid**
* I never found it so hard to*
* breathe as I do right now.*
**[11:04] Loid**
* The fear of letting someone else*
* decide my success or failure...*
**[11:08] Instructor G**
Next, the Forgers.
**[11:11] Anya**
Yep!
**[11:11] Loid and Yor**
Yes, sir.
**[11:14] Loid**
*Yes, this is definitely going to be...*
**[11:17] Loid**
*the most crucial moment of Operation Strix!*
**[11:17] Evans**
Please, have a seat.
**[11:21] Loid**
Thank you for having us.
**[11:22] Henderson**
*So you've come, Forgers.*
**[11:24] Loid**
* The Forgers shall prevail in this*
* game of information warfare.*
**[11:30] Evans**
First, we will begin by asking
the parents a few questions.
***SIGN*** Walter Evans (59)
Housemaster of Dorm 5
Subject Taught: English
Personality: Mild-mannered • Sincere • Conservative
**[11:36] Loid**
*The housemaster of Dorm 5, Malcom Hall.*
**[11:38] Loid**
*Mild-mannered, sincere, and conservative.*
**[11:41] Loid**
*The students are very fond of him.*
**[11:44] Loid**
* As long as we respond with*
* sincere, logical answers,*
**[11:47] Loid**
*we'll score highly with him.*
**[11:49] Evans**
I was informed that this is your second
wife. May I ask how you two met?
**[11:53] Loid**
*I see we're getting straight to the point.*
**[11:56] Loid**
* Eden College does prioritize*
* family values, after all.*
**[11:59] Loid**
I met my wife at the tailor shop that
handles this school's uniforms,
**[12:04] Loid**
and I was in awe of her grace.
**[12:08] Loid**
Ever since I lost my first wife,
**[12:10] Loid**
I was hesitant to pursue another
relationship because of my daughter.
**[12:13] Loid**
But the more we spoke, the more
I felt that she was a kindred spirit.
**[12:18] Loid**
She is truly kind and cares
dearly about family.
**[12:21] Loid**
I came to the conclusion that she'd
get along well with my daughter.
**[12:24] Evans**
Ah... And what about you, Madam?
**[12:28] Yor**
Well...
**[12:29] Yor**
L-Loid is a wonderful person who
truly cares for his daughter.
**[12:33] Yor**
He's also very considerate of me.
**[12:36] Evans**
Ah, I'm happy to hear that you
have such a loving family.
**[12:40] Swan**
Why would a beautiful girl like you choose
to be with a man who's got baggage?
**[12:45] Henderson**
That was rather uncouth, Master Swan.
***SIGN*** Murdoch Swan (47)
Housemaster of Dorm 2
Subject Taught: Economics
Personality: Arrogant • Greedy • Callous
**[12:48] Loid**
*The housemaster of Dorm 2, Cline Hall.*
**[12:51] Loid**
* He's the only son of the former*
* headmaster, and a legacy hire.*
**[12:55] Loid**
*Arrogant, greedy, and callous.*
**[12:58] Loid**
*His wife filed for divorce last month,*
**[13:01] Loid**
* and he just lost custody*
* of his daughter, as well.*
**[13:04] Loid**
* Reviewing all of his previous*
* interview questions and comments,*
**[13:06] Loid**
* he is clearly jealous of other families,*
* and takes out his frustrations on them.*
**[13:10] Loid**
*It's best that we avoid provoking him.*
**[13:13] Evans**
Now for our next question.
**[13:15] Evans**
Could you tell us why you
chose to apply to our school?
**[13:19] Loid**
For only one reason, sir.
**[13:20] Loid**
*To get close to my target, Desmond!*
**[13:21] Loid**
The quality of the instructors at
this establishment is superior.
**[13:25] Loid**
Of course, you are all very
knowledgeable and cultured,
**[13:28] Loid**
but when it comes to teaching anything,
from patriotism to how to be an elite,
**[13:33] Loid**
the instructors of the
prestigious Eden College
**[13:36] Loid**
are second to none.
***SIGN*** Henry Henderson (66)
Housemaster of Dorm 3
Subject Taught: History
Personality: Elegant
**[13:39] Henderson**
*Elegantly done, Loid Forger.*
**[13:41] Henderson**
*I knew I saw potential in you.*
**[13:44] Evans**
Now then, how would the two
of you describe your daughter?
**[13:48] Evans**
Please let us know about her
strengths and weaknesses.
**[13:52] Loid**
Anya is an extremely curious child.
**[13:56] Loid**
Her habit of sticking her nose where it
doesn't belong could be seen as a weakness,
**[13:59] Loid**
but she is a truly intelligent child.
**[14:02] Henderson**
*Intelligent?! Her?!*
**[14:03] Anya**
*Shock!*
**[14:04] Loid**
Sometimes, it's like she
sees right through me,
**[14:07] Anya**
*Yikes...*
**[14:08] Loid**
which keeps me on my feet.
**[14:10] Loid**
I would say her main shortcoming
is that she's a picky eater.
**[14:13] Evans**
Ah... And how would you describe
your parenting style, Madam?
**[14:18] Yor**
*Just like we practiced...*
**[14:20] Yor**
As you already know, I am
not her biological mother.
**[14:25] Yor**
At first, I spoiled her quite often
in hopes that she would like me.
**[14:29] Yor**
But for the sake of her future, I'm hoping
I can become a bit stricter at times.
**[14:35] Evans**
We've been told that your
daughter is a picky eater.
**[14:39] Evans**
What kind of meals do you cook at home?
**[14:42] Yor**
Huh? C-Cook?
**[14:44] Yor**
Um...
**[14:45] Loid**
I actually do most of the cooking.
**[14:47] Loid**
Though when I'm busy, my wife
is kind enough to cook for me.
**[14:51] Loid**
*Not that that's happened even once yet.*
**[14:53] Swan**
You're joking! What kind of wife
can't cook for her husband?!
**[14:57] Swan**
You should probably be stricter with
yourself before you worry about that child.
**[15:01] Loid**
Everyone has strengths and weaknesses.
**[15:03] Loid**
She is extremely tidy and excels
at keeping our house spotless.
**[15:07] Loid**
She is also an excellent
mother to my daughter.
**[15:09] Swan**
Yes, well, both of those are
things women are expected to do.
**[15:13] Loid**
That's—
**[15:14] Yor**
I-It's all right, Loid.
**[15:16] Evans**
Now, now...
**[15:16] Loid**
*Yes. Calm down.*
**[15:19] Loid**
*Why are you getting irritated, Twilight?*
**[15:21] Loid**
*She's not even your real wife.*
**[15:26] Swan**
*A lovey-dovey hot couple? You make me sick.*
**[15:29] Swan**
*I'll keep jabbing at you until you slip up.*
**[15:32] Swan**
* If I can't make sure these two fail,*
* there's clearly no justice in this world.*
**[15:36] Anya**
*He doesn't like Papa and Mama!*
**[15:38] Anya**
*I need to do my best!*
**[15:40] Evans**
N-Next, let's ask the
young lady some questions.
**[15:44] Loid**
*Here it comes.*
**[15:44] Evans**
First, could you tell us
your name and address?
**[15:49] Anya**
My name is Anya Holger!
**[15:50] Anya**
My address is in... Berlint, West District...
**[15:53] Anya**
128 Park... Avenue!
**[15:58] Evans**
And what do you do on your
days off, young lady?
**[16:01] Anya**
We go to moozeums...
**[16:03] Anya**
and eat operas...
**[16:04] Loid**
*Good. These were questions we anticipated.*
**[16:07] Evans**
What would you like to do once
you get into this school?
**[16:10] Anya**
Um, uh...
**[16:12] Anya**
*What was I supposed to say?*
**[16:13] Loid**
* In my case, I first need to*
* participate in a social gathering,*
**[16:16] Loid**
* and get to the bottom of what the boss of*
* the enemy organization, Desmond, is planning.*
**[16:19] Anya**
I-I want to find out what the boss
of the organization is planning!
**[16:22] Loid**
*What in the world are you saying?! Hello?!*
**[16:24] Evans**
The boss of the organization?
Maybe you meant the headmaster.
**[16:28] Loid**
I do apologize. My daughter
is rather ambitious.
**[16:32] Loid**
She's extremely curious about the headmaster,
since he's clearly made it to the top.
**[16:35] Henderson**
*Oho...*
**[16:36] Henderson**
* The desire to learn from her*
* predecessors at such an early age...*
**[16:40] Henderson**
*That's quite elegant.*
**[16:42] Henderson**
Do you happen to know the name
of the principal, young lady?
**[16:46] Anya**
Um, B-Be...
**[16:48] Loid**
*Yes. Benedict Ivan Goodfellow.*
**[16:51] Anya**
Mr. Benedick Advent Goodheller.
**[16:54] Henderson**
Hmm... Then,
**[16:56] Henderson**
could you tell us how hard you would have
to work in order to succeed like him?
**[17:02] Anya**
Yes. Like getting through
the jungle with no supplies,
**[17:04] Anya**
and dancing with death over
and over to get brave!
**[17:09] Loid**
* That was the training montage the*
* protagonist of her spy cartoon did yesterday.*
**[17:13] Henderson**
*S-Such incredible resolve!*
**[17:15] Henderson**
* It appears as though I have*
* underestimated this young lady.*
**[17:18] Evans**
I don't think you have to do quite that much.
**[17:21] Evans**
Let's change the subject.
What does your father do for a living?
**[17:25] Anya**
He's a sp—a speshulist in
mental health. A very good one.
**[17:29] Evans**
Hm? Are you a little stuffed up?
**[17:32] Evans**
Then how do you feel about your new mother?
**[17:36] Anya**
She is very nice.
**[17:38] Anya**
But she's scary sometimes.
**[17:40] Evans**
If you were to give your parents
a score, what might that be?
**[17:46] Anya**
A perfect 100 points.
**[17:48] Anya**
My Papa and Mama are both so
much fun, and I love them very much.
**[17:51] Anya**
I want to be with them forever.
**[17:54] Swan**
*Tch. God, no one needs this rubbish.*
**[17:57] Swan**
In that case, would you score your
old mother or your new mother higher?
**[18:01] Evans**
Come now, Master Swan...
**[18:03] Swan**
Is there a problem?
**[18:04] Loid**
May I respectfully request
a different question?
**[18:06] Swan**
Absolutely not. If you do not
answer, you will lose points.
**[18:10] Loid**
* I don't know exactly how she*
* ended up in that orphanage,*
**[18:12] Loid**
* but her actual parents*
* are probably already...*
**[18:21] Anya**
Ma...ma...
**[18:25] Loid**
Anya...
**[18:27] Anya**
Mama...
**[18:28] Swan**
I see, I see.
**[18:30] Swan**
So you *do* prefer your old mother.
**[18:32] Yor**
This is too cruel!
**[18:33] Loid**
Please calm down, Yor.
**[18:34] Yor**
But this is just—
**[18:36] Loid**
* We need to remain calm for*
* the sake of this mission.*
**[18:38] Swan**
We have plenty of students here who live
away from their parents in our dorms.
**[18:41] Swan**
If she's going to cry over
every little trifling thing,
**[18:45] Swan**
she'll never survive at our establishment!
**[18:47] Loid**
*So what if he's being slanderous?*
**[18:50] Loid**
*We are nothing more than a pretend family.*
**[18:50] Yor**
Trifling? You call this *trifling*?
**[18:53] Loid**
*This is nothing.*
**[18:55] Swan**
Now, now, Mrs. Second Wife.
**[18:57] Swan**
Don't snap at me just because
she loves her real mother more.
**[19:00] Swan**
*Oh, I feel so much better.*
**[19:03] Loid**
*Restrain yourself...*
**[19:05] Loid**
*Twilight!*
**[19:14] Loid**
I do beg your pardon.
**[19:16] Loid**
There was a mosquito.
**[19:18] Loid**
Thank you very much for your time today.
**[19:20] Swan**
Hey, where are you going?!
**[19:21] Swan**
The interview's not over yet!
**[19:24] Loid**
If making light of a child's feelings is part
of your establishment's educational policies,
**[19:29] Loid**
then I'm afraid we have
chosen the wrong school.
**[19:32] Swan**
You fiend! You dare
disgrace our fine school?!
**[19:35] Loid**
Come now, you two.
**[19:37] Loid**
Please excuse us.
**[19:38] Swan**
Don't think you'll ever walk
through our gates again!
**[19:42] Henderson**
That's quite enough, Master Swan.
**[19:44] Swan**
Are you taking issue with my methods?
**[19:47] Swan**
He may be the former headmaster,
**[19:47] Evans**
Now, now...
**[19:48] Swan**
but my father's influence
within this school is still strong.
**[19:50] Swan**
It'd be wise for you to
watch that mouth of yours.
**[19:55] Swan**
Hey! Hurry up and call the next one in!
**[19:58] (Flashback) Loid**
...the instructors of the
prestigious Eden College
**[20:01] Loid**
*are second to none.*
**[20:04] Henderson**
* If all I can do is curry*
* favor with the authorities,*
**[20:07] Henderson**
*I have no right to call myself an educator.*
**[20:10] Henderson**
I must ask, who truly disgraced our school?
**[20:13] Swan**
Huh?!
**[20:16] Evans**
Wha—
**[20:18] Henderson**
Hmm...
**[20:19] Henderson**
That was rather elegant,
if I do say so myself.
**[20:23] Henderson**
Now, will you be able to face
the instructors at Eden head-on,
**[20:27] Henderson**
Forgers?
**[20:33] Loid**
*Yeah... We definitely failed.*
**[20:35] Yor**
I-I'll go make us some tea.
**[20:39] Loid**
*I've failed yet again as a spy.*
**[20:42] Loid**
* I let unnecessary feelings get*
* in the way of the mission.*
**[20:45] Anya**
Papa...
**[20:46] Anya**
I'm sorry.
**[20:48] Anya**
I'm so sorry that I couldn't do better
**[20:52] Anya**
on my tests.
**[20:55] Loid**
It's all right, Anya. You have
no reason to apologize.
**[20:58] Loid**
You don't want to go to
a school like that, do you?
**[21:03] Anya**
But I want to go to school...
**[21:05] Loid**
Huh?
**[21:06] Anya**
*If this mission fails...*
**[21:09] Anya**
I have to go to school or...
**[21:12] Anya**
*...we won't be together anymore.*
**[21:15] Loid**
Anya...
**[21:17] Yor**
* If she fails, of course,*
* our life here together will be...*
**[21:22] Yor**
*But that doesn't matter.*
**[21:24] Yor**
*I'm just worried how this may affect my work.*
**[21:27] Loid**
Hmm... But to be honest,
**[21:30] Loid**
Hell will freeze over before you pass.
**[21:32] Anya**
Shock!
**[21:33] Yor**
I-I'm sure everything will be okay!
**[21:35] Yor**
It'll all work out!
**[21:37] Anya**
The grandpa with the glasses and
the grandpa with the half-glasses
**[21:39] Anya**
were really nice!
**[21:41] Yor**
Yes, exactly!
**[21:42] Yor**
I'm sure they'll vouch for us!
Let's believe in them.
**[21:48] Loid**
* Spies don't believe in anyone*
* other than themselves.*
**[21:52] Loid**
* They always expect the worst-case*
* scenarios and prepare for them.*
**[21:56] (Flashback) Anya**
I want to be with them forever.
**[22:00] Loid**
*But... Maybe just a little bit...*
**[22:03] Loid**
Yes. Let's leave the result to fate,
**[22:07] Loid**
and try to recover from how
exhausting that exam was.
**[22:12] Loid**
*Right now, just for a little bit...*
**[22:15] Loid**
To our family's bright future!
**[22:19] Anya**
Something just fell!
**[22:22] Yor**
Our family portrait fell to the floor.
**[22:24] Loid**
It just fell...
**[22:26] Narrator**
*What will become*
**[22:28] Narrator**
*of their mission?*
***SIGN*** WILL THEY PASS OR FAIL?
# E5 - Will They Pass or Fail
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQPQWG/will-they-pass-or-fail)
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**[00:01] Female Member**
Today is the day.
**[00:02] Chief**
Hm? For what?
**[00:04] Female Member**
You have to ask?
**[00:06] Female member**
It's the day Eden College announces
the admissions results.
**[00:08] Female Member**
The results should be posted
at 1200 hours today.
**[00:12] Loid**
* This is more nerve-racking*
* than I thought it'd be.*
**[00:15] Yor**
My bracelet just broke.
Why did it have to happen today?
**[00:19] Loid**
Oh, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
**[00:22] Yor**
L-Loid, look.
**[00:26] Loid**
Oh, come on, Yor. Black cats being
unlucky is just a superstition.
**[00:31] Yor**
Y-You're right.
**[00:33] Anya**
Papa...
**[00:34] Loid**
What's the matter?
**[00:35] Anya**
I just stepped in poop.
**[00:40] Chief**
Admissions results for Eden College?
**[00:42] Chief**
Ah, the thing we've got Agent Twilight doing.
**[00:45] Female Member**
Chief, peace between the East
and West hangs on Operation Strix.
**[00:51] Female Member**
Please take this more seriously.
**[00:53] Chief**
You don't know Twilight very well, do you?
**[00:57] Female Member**
C-Correct, sir.
***SIGN*** Underwear:
**[00:59] Chief**
He might just be the best spy in all
of Westalis, so don't worry so much.
**[01:05] Chief**
He'll be telling us that "the sakura
blossoms bloom" soon enough.
**[01:08] Female Member**
What does that mean, sir?
**[01:09] Chief**
It's a code phrase from the Far East.
**[01:12] Chief**
It means they passed.
**[01:15] Loid**
*It's not there.*
***SIGN*** WILL THEY PASS OR FAIL?
**[02:52] Yor**
*We failed...*
**[02:55] Loid**
*We failed...*
**[02:56] Anya**
We failed.
**[02:59] Loid**
L-Let's head home.
**[03:01] Yor**
I-I'll make us some tea.
**[03:03] Anya**
I'm sorry... It's all because I stepped in poop.
**[03:07] Henderson**
A moment, Forgers.
**[03:12] Loid**
Master Henderson...
**[03:16] Loid**
What is this?
**[03:17] Henderson**
Look at the very top.
**[03:19] Loid**
Anya Forger...
**[03:22] Henderson**
That is the waiting list of successful
applicants, though rather confidential.
**[03:27] Loid**
A waiting list?
**[03:28] Henderson**
Correct. Once her overall scores were tallied,
**[03:31] Henderson**
Anya Forger placed first on that waiting list.
**[03:35] Henderson**
If any of the current successful
applicants were to withdraw,
**[03:39] Henderson**
she'll immediately get into the school.
**[03:41] Loid**
B-But after what we did...
**[03:45] Henderson**
Do you know what the number one killer
of our species on this planet is?
**[03:49] Loid**
Huh?
**[03:51] Henderson**
It is the mosquito!
**[03:52] Henderson**
Yes. You saved Master Swan from
that brutal killer back there.
**[03:57] Henderson**
That brought your score up tremendously.
**[03:59] Loid**
That's insane.
**[04:01] Henderson**
Stand proud, Forger.
**[04:02] Henderson**
Your family is worthy of our school.
**[04:05] Yor**
So if even one person withdraws,
Miss Anya will get in?
**[04:09] Henderson**
Correct.
**[04:10] Yor**
*But if no one withdraws...*
**[04:13] Henderson**
Now, about that...
**[04:15] Zachry Feiss**
Th-The Thorn Princess?
**[04:17] Zachry Feiss**
What are you doing here?
**[04:19] Yor**
Secretary Zachry Feiss, I presume?
**[04:21] Yor**
If it's not too much trouble,
I will be taking your life.
**[04:25] Zachry Feiss**
Please, no! Spare me!
**[04:27] Zachry Feiss**
I have a son who's just about to turn six!
**[04:29] Zachry Feiss**
He'll be starting at Eden College next month!
**[04:32] Zachry Feiss**
If I die, he won't be able to go to school!
**[04:34] Yor**
I'm terribly sorry, but that's
exactly why I'm doing this.
**[04:37] Zachry Feiss**
Huh?!
**[04:38] Yor**
For the sake of Miss Anya
getting into the school...
**[04:41] Yor**
I need you to die!
**[04:44] Yor**
*You mustn't, Yor!*
**[04:45] Yor**
* You mustn't take the life*
* of an innocent person, Yor!*
**[04:48] Loid**
Yor?
**[04:50] Yor**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[04:52] Yor**
*I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Zachry Feiss.*
**[04:55] Henderson**
Well, no matter.
**[04:57] Henderson**
There are a few that withdraw every year.
**[05:01] Henderson**
Make sure you are properly
prepared for the eventuality.
**[05:05] Loid**
Thank you very much, Master Henderson.
**[05:09] Henderson**
I must warn you that I may not be
teaching here by the time you arrive.
**[05:13] Loid**
What?
**[05:14] Henderson**
I was forced to give that
swine a good thrashing.
**[05:18] Henderson**
I was able to protect Eden's honor,
but who knows what ramifications await me?
**[05:18] Loid**
*That foolish man and this instructor...*
**[05:21] Loid**
* I'm not sure which one will be*
* more useful to me in my mission,*
**[05:24] Loid**
* but if that fool stands in my way,*
* I have plenty of ways to destroy him.*
**[05:28] Loid**
Please let me know if there's
anything I can do to help.
**[05:31] Henderson**
I appreciate the attempt at
consolation, my elegant boy.
**[05:36] Henderson**
Just await that call at home.
***SIGN*** 3
Days
Later
**[05:40] Anya**
Anya will be accepted...
Anya will be accepted...
**[05:46] Anya**
Anya will be accepted...
Anya will be accepted...
**[05:47] Loid**
What in the world is she doing?
**[05:50] Yor**
Apparently, she's performing a prayer
dance to help her get accepted.
**[05:50] Anya**
Anya will be accepted...
**[05:54] Loid**
Oh... I see.
**[05:54] Anya**
Kieeeeeeeh!
**[05:58] Loid**
Hello, Forger residence.
**[06:02] Loid**
Yes.
**[06:03] Loid**
Yes.
**[06:05] Loid**
Goodbye.
**[06:14] Loid**
Anya got in!
**[06:17] Anya**
Papa! I passed!
**[06:21] Loid**
You did a great job, Anya!
**[06:23] Anya**
I did it!
**[06:24] Yor**
Oh, thank goodness! What wonderful news!
**[06:26] Yor**
I'm so happy!
**[06:27] Loid**
Thank you for all you did as well, Yor.
**[06:32] Franky**
Heya. I heard she got in.
**[06:35] Franky**
Time to celebrate!
**[06:36] Loid**
You sure found out fast.
**[06:38] Franky**
Never underestimate an informant.
**[06:40] Franky**
Oh, you must be the missus.
Pleasure to meet you!
**[06:42] Franky**
I'm Loid's friend, Franky!
**[06:45] Yor**
Hello.
**[06:46] Anya**
Scruffy-scruff!
**[06:47] Franky**
Let's get this party started! I got
some booze, and I ordered delivery!
**[06:51] Loid**
Who do you think you are?
**[06:53] Franky**
This is all thanks to me
stealing the answer sheet.
**[06:57] Loid**
You idiot! They'll hear you!
**[06:59] Yor**
Huh? Wha wuz zat?
**[07:04] Franky**
Are you even drinking, you party pooper?
**[07:08] Loid**
Leave me be.
**[07:09] Franky**
Isn't it great, Anya?
**[07:10] Franky**
Daddy said he'll buy you anything
as a reward just for today!
**[07:13] Loid**
Hey! Don't go promising her things like that!
**[07:16] Anya**
I don't want you to buy me anything,
but I wanna do something!
**[07:19] Loid**
Hm? What's that?
**[07:20] Loid**
I don't mind as long as it's doable.
**[07:25] Princess Honey**
*Save me, Bondman!*
**[07:29] Commander (TV)**
*Good morning, Bondman.*
**[07:30] Commander (TV)**
* Your mission today is to save*
* the kidnapped Princess Honey,*
**[07:36] Commander (TV)**
*and take back the castle.*
**[07:38] Bondman**
*Wait for me, Princess Honey!*
**[07:40] TV Narrator**
*The kingdom's best spy infiltrates the castle...*
**[07:43] TV Narrator**
*Bondman!*
**[07:45] TV Narrator**
*Taking down any enemy that stands in his way,*
**[07:47] TV Narrator**
*he finally makes it to the princess.*
**[07:50] Bondman**
*I'm here to save you, Princess Honey!*
**[07:52] Princess Honey**
*Bondman!*
**[07:54] TV Narrator**
* Peace was restored to the castle,*
* and their love continued to grow.*
**[07:58] Anya**
This is what I wanna do.
**[07:59] Loid**
What you wanna do? Wait, you mean...
**[08:04] Anya**
I wanna play "save Anya from the castle"!
**[08:06] Loid**
Nope. Not happening.
**[08:10] Franky**
How cruel... You meanie!
**[08:12] Franky**
I'm not going to school if you don't do this!
**[08:14] Loid**
No one asked you to speak for her.
**[08:16] Franky**
Oh, hey. I'm pretty sure that's Newston Castle.
**[08:19] Franky**
I heard it was recently remodeled
into some cartoon's theme park,
**[08:22] Franky**
but that's definitely it.
**[08:23] Franky**
It's got the same kinds of
tricks and traps seen in the show,
**[08:25] Franky**
and you can even rent it out.
**[08:27] Franky**
The government doesn't have any
eyes over there, Loidy Boy,
**[08:31] Franky**
so it wouldn't hurt to have a little bit of fun.
**[08:34] Loid**
But...
**[08:35] Franky**
After everything she went through to pass, too.
**[08:37] Franky**
Doesn't seem fair if you can't get
some kind of reward, huh, kiddo?
**[08:38] Anya**
Sniffle, sniffle...
**[08:40] Anya**
Sniffle, sniffle.
**[08:42] Anya**
Sniffle...
**[08:43] Loid**
All right, fine.
**[08:44] Franky**
Right, then! Let's strike while the iron's hot!
**[08:46] Franky**
Leave the castle reservation to me.
You're in charge of our ride!
**[08:49] Loid**
Wha?! You expect us to go today?
**[08:51] Loid**
And you want *me* to arrange this?
**[08:53] Franky**
Well, of course! It's for your daughter!
**[09:06] Comms Engineer**
We have a message from Twilight.
**[09:08] Comms Engineer**
Code GO005.
**[09:10] Female Member**
He did it.
**[09:11] Female Member**
*"The sakura blossoms bloom."*
**[09:13] Comms Engineer**
Another message from Twilight.
**[09:15] Female Member**
What is it?
**[09:20] Comms Engineer**
How shall I reply?
**[09:23] (Flashback) Chief**
He might just be the best
spy in all of Westalis...
**[09:28] Female Member**
Get him what he needs at once!
**[09:29] Comms Engineer**
Yes, ma'am!
**[09:32] Comms Engineer**
To Falcon in the Rhynnick region.
**[09:34] Comms Engineer**
Emergency operation from Twilight.
**[09:35] Falcon**
* Falcon here. Roger the emergency*
* operation from Twilight, over.*
**[09:39] Loid**
"1830 hours... Meet downstream on the
Nein River in the Rhynnick region."
**[09:44] Loid**
They sure didn't waste any time.
**[09:46] Franky**
Believe it or not, this castle can do this, too!
**[09:50] Anya**
I'm gonna make a quiz!
**[09:52] Franky**
Hey, great idea!
**[09:54] Franky**
You seriously came through!
**[09:57] Anya**
Anya's never been on a
plane before! It's so exciting!
**[09:57] Franky**
Nice, nice, nice!
**[10:00] Loid**
There we go.
**[10:03] Anya**
Does Anya look cool?
**[10:05] Loid**
Yes, you do.
**[10:07] Yor**
Loid! Where did you get this li'l plane?
**[10:12] Yor**
It's amazing!
**[10:14] Loid**
Oh, some wonderful coworkers of
mine are letting me borrow it.
**[10:18] Yor**
Fank you for always looking
after my husband.
**[10:24] Loid**
You all have your seatbelts on? Here we go.
**[10:27] Franky and Anya**
Let's go!
**[10:37] Anya**
I'm so excited!
**[10:42] Franky**
Yahoo!
**[10:47] Yor**
Oh, it's so pretty.
**[10:50] Yor**
It looks like a tweasure chest.
**[10:52] Anya**
Papa, you're amazing!
**[10:59] Franky**
Look! There it is!
**[11:02] Franky**
Holy crap!
**[11:04] Anya**
The castle's so cool!
**[11:06] Loid**
Hey, settle down!
**[11:07] Loid**
We're about to land.
Make sure you're properly seated.
**[11:13] Anya**
We're in a castle!
**[11:15] Loid**
You don't need to go running around with her!
**[11:17] Yor**
This is wonderful.
**[11:23] Loid**
What's the matter?
**[11:24] Anya**
Something's not right.
**[11:25] Loid**
What do you mean by that?
**[11:27] Anya**
Can you truly call a castle
with no enemies or servants
**[11:30] Anya**
a castle?
**[11:32] Anya**
I'm sad.
**[11:34] Anya**
I don't think I can go to school now.
**[11:36] Franky**
I know, right? I can't blame ya, little missy.
**[11:40] Franky**
Daddy better step up his game.
**[11:42] Comms Engineer**
We have a report from Twilight.
**[11:44] Comms Engineer**
He's requesting agents.
**[11:46] Comms Engineer**
As many as possible.
**[11:48] Female Member**
This will be a true test for WISE.
**[11:52] Comms Engineer**
To all agents in Ostania.
**[11:54] Comms Engineer**
Report to Newston Castle
for an emergency operation.
**[11:57] Comms Engineer**
This is an extremely important
assignment regarding Operation Strix.
**[12:01] Comms Engineer**
Mission rank is over SS.
**[12:03] Comms Engineer**
I repeat: this is an extremely important
assignment regarding Operation Strix.
**[12:07] Comms Engineer**
Mission rank is over SS!
**[12:16] Agent 3**
That's the real Twilight...
**[12:18] Agent 4**
I gotta get his autograph later.
**[12:20] Franky**
Look at your agency coming through for you.
**[12:22] Franky**
Well, give them the rundown.
**[12:24] Franky**
I'll explain the rest.
**[12:28] Loid**
All right, fine.
**[12:32] Loid**
Thank you very much for gathering
here today on behalf of my daughter.
**[12:38] Agent 1**
*Morse code.*
**[12:40] Agent 2**
*"Just listen quietly."*
**[12:43] Agent 4**
*Orders from Twilight!*
**[12:44] Loid**
I would like for all of you to
play the part of the enemies
***SIGN*** This assignment is an imperative part of Operation Strix, and you do not to need to inquire further about it
**[12:48] Loid**
of a spy who is coming to save a princess.
**[12:50] Agent 1**
*I have absolutely no idea what's going on...*
**[12:52] Agent 2**
* But this is Twilight we're talking about.*
* I'm sure this is all according to plan.*
***SIGN*** This man will explain the details. Follow his orders from now on
**[12:56] Loid**
Thank you again for doing
this for my daughter.
**[13:03] Franky**
All right! Let's announce the cast!
**[13:06] Franky**
Here's our star for today!
**[13:09] Franky**
Princess Anya!
**[13:12] Anya**
This is the spy person who's gonna save me!
**[13:15] Anya**
Loidman!
**[13:17] Anya**
And the big bad boss!
**[13:18] Franky**
Scruffy!
**[13:18] Anya**
Count Scruffy Head!
**[13:20] Anya**
And Mama... um...
**[13:23] Anya**
can be whatever.
**[13:24] Yor**
Shock!
**[13:25] Franky**
And now...
**[13:26] Franky**
to the very capable subordinates
of Count Scruffy Head!
**[13:30] Franky**
I need you all to put on
your best performances
**[13:33] Franky**
and get in Loidman's
way as much as possible!
**[13:36] Loid**
Uh... wait...
**[13:37] Agent 4**
*This mission ranking is over SS.*
**[13:39] Agent 4**
* I'll make any sacrifice necessary*
* to see this mission through!*
**[13:42] Agent 4**
* I couldn't ask for a better*
* opponent than Twilight!*
**[13:44] Agent 1**
*This day has finally come...*
**[13:46] Franky**
You can all decide for yourselves how
you're going to get in Loidman's way.
**[13:51] Franky**
I am not exaggerating when I say the
success of this plan is in your hands!
**[13:56] Loid**
*Uh... Where is this going?*
**[13:58] Franky**
My loyal minions!
**[13:59] Franky**
Make Loidman suffer as much as
possible for Princess Anya's sake!
**[14:04] Franky**
Once you're all prepared,
get to your positions!
**[14:07] Agents**
Roger!
**[14:12] Franky**
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
Princess Anya is mine!
**[14:16] Franky**
If you want her back, come after me!
**[14:19] Anya**
Save me, Loidman.
**[14:20] Loid**
Wait, it's already started?!
**[14:30] Anya**
Hey!
**[14:33] Franky**
Loidman! You are about to face many
obstacles in order to get the princess back!
**[14:39] Franky**
First up,
**[14:40] Franky**
we have a quiz that the princess made
up in this courtyard, so listen up!
**[14:44] Franky**
If you can't answer correctly,
you'll be putting that on!
**[14:47] Loid**
This is...
**[14:49] Franky**
You betcha! A Bondman costume set!
**[14:51] Anya**
*So exciting!*
**[14:54] Franky**
Okay, question time!
**[14:55] Franky**
What does Princess Anya like about Bondman?!
**[14:58] Loid**
*Huh? His face?*
**[15:00] Anya**
Bzzz! The fact that he has
a pistol with a silencer!
**[15:04] Loid**
*What? Really?!*
**[15:05] Franky**
Oh, come on! You're her dad
and you don't even know that?
**[15:10] Loid**
Next question!
**[15:11] Franky**
What's Anya's favorite food?
**[15:14] Loid**
Peanuts!
**[15:14] Anya**
Ooh! Correct!
**[15:17] Franky**
Tch. Guess that was too easy.
**[15:19] Franky**
Here's the final question!
**[15:21] Franky**
If you get it wrong, you'll be
changing into that outfit, Loidman!
**[15:24] Loid**
That's *if* I don't get it.
**[15:27] Franky**
Here's your question, then.
**[15:29] Franky**
What does Anya want right now?
**[15:32] Loid**
*What does she want right now?*
**[15:34] Franky**
Five! Four!
**[15:36] Loid**
You didn't say anything about a time limit!
**[15:38] Franky**
I never said there wouldn't be one, either.
**[15:41] Loid**
*Calm down. What does Anya want right now?*
**[15:44] Loid**
*What does she want...*
**[15:46] Loid**
Bondman's spy gear!
**[15:48] Franky**
What's the correct answer, Princess Anya?!
**[15:51] Anya**
Right now...
**[15:54] Anya**
I'm thirsty, so I'd like some water, please!
**[15:56] Franky**
Looks like you're wrong, Loidman!
**[15:59] Loid**
How the hell would I know that?!
**[15:59] Franky**
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
**[16:01] Franky**
Too bad for you, Loidman!
**[16:03] Franky**
Now, let's have you keep your word!
**[16:08] Anya**
I'm *so* excited...
**[16:10] Anya**
to see the *real* Loidman!
**[16:27] Anya**
Loidman!
**[16:28] Franky**
All right, then! On to the next stage!
**[16:31] Loid**
Hey, wait!
**[16:52] Anya**
Loidman!
**[16:54] Franky**
If you want to save Princess Anya,
you'll have to make your way up here!
**[16:58] Franky**
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
**[17:03] Agent 4**
He's so cool!
**[17:31] Agent 4**
He's just so amazing...
**[17:32] Anya**
You're so cool, Loidman!
**[17:35] Franky**
We're just getting started, scruff!
**[17:37] Anya**
Oh, no. Save me.
**[17:40] Loid**
God, this is a pain.
**[17:42] Anya**
Loidman! Up here, up here!
**[17:46] Anya**
I'm right here!
**[17:58] Loid**
There's no end to this.
**[18:19] Anya**
This is so cool!
**[18:21] Franky**
You've got this, my minions!
Don't let him win!
**[18:23] Franky**
Loid! Let them hit you, damn it!
**[18:32] Franky**
Now you've done it, you bastard!
**[18:34] Franky**
Don't think you're gonna catch us that easily!
**[18:42] Franky**
Buh-bye!
**[18:44] Anya**
Save me, Loidman.
**[18:58] Anya**
You're so amazing, Loidman!
**[19:13] Franky**
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
I'm impressed you got this far, Loidman!
**[19:16] Franky**
But I won't let you have the princess!
**[19:19] Anya**
Save me, Loidman!
**[19:27] Loid**
* Are you seriously telling me*
* I have to act out this embarrassing*
**[19:29] Loid**
*little play in front of all of these agents?*
**[19:32] Loid**
*But in the end... this is for the mission!*
**[19:36] Loid**
H... Hand over the princess.
**[19:39] Agents**
Ooh!
**[19:40] Agent 4**
I can't believe we get to see
Twilight's acting skills in person!
**[19:45] Franky**
You fool! You think I'd
hand her over that easily?!
**[19:49] Franky**
Now, go! The most powerful
witch in the world, Yorticia!
**[19:53] Franky**
Finish off that fool, scruff!
**[19:55] Loid**
*Now there's a witch?!*
**[19:57] Loid**
*What the hell is going on in this story?*
**[20:05] Loid**
Huh?
**[20:05] Loid**
*Wai—no way. What?!*
**[20:07] Yor**
Anyone who tries to kidnap Miss Anya...
**[20:12] Yor**
will not get away alive!
**[20:14] Loid**
Y-Yor, please calm down.
**[20:18] Loid**
* Why is she using physical*
* attacks when she's a witch?*
**[20:27] Loid**
*She's strong!*
**[20:28] Loid**
*She's gonna kill me!*
**[20:36] Loid**
Yor... Are you all right?
**[20:45] Franky**
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
**[20:46] Franky**
Excellent work getting this far, Loidman!
**[20:50] Franky**
But you won't defeat me that easil—
**[20:54] Anya**
*So exciting!*
**[20:57] Loid**
I... I've come to save you, Princess Anya.
**[21:04] Anya**
Papa!
**[21:05] Loid**
Wait... I'm supposed to be your dad in this?
**[21:20] Anya**
So sparkly!
**[21:25] Agent 1**
Congratulations, Anya!
**[21:29] Franky**
Anya...
**[21:32] Franky**
Congratulations...
**[21:37] Loid**
*What is this?*
**[21:39] Anya**
I've had so much excitement
ever since I left the orphanage!
**[21:43] Anya**
It's all thanks to you, Papa!
**[21:44] Loid**
Hm? Oh... I'm happy for you.
**[21:48] Anya**
I'm gonna do my best in school!
**[21:53] Loid**
That's good.
**[21:55] Loid**
Well, anyway... congratulations
on getting into the school.
**[22:14] Female member**
Sir, the expense report from Agent Twilight.
**[22:18] Chief**
Are these numbers real?
**[22:20] Female member**
Yes, they are.
**[22:22] Chief**
But...
**[22:22] Female member**
They are correct.
***SIGN*** Mission Report
***SIGN*** Operation Strix
***SIGN*** Phase 1: School Admission achieved
***SIGN*** THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME
# E6 - The Friendship Scheme
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***SIGN*** Exclusive Seller of Eden Academy Uniforms
**[01:38] Proprietress**
And... 99.5.
**[01:42] Anya**
I'm two millimeters bigger than last time!
**[01:45] Loid**
I'm sure it's just an error.
**[01:46] Proprietress**
You never know. Kids grow up so quickly.
**[01:50] Yor**
Indeed.
**[01:51] Loid**
Well, with that in mind, we should probably
have your uniform made a little bigger.
**[01:55] Proprietress**
But it was quite a shock to hear that
you were suddenly married, Yor.
**[01:59] Proprietress**
You should have told me the
last time you were here!
**[02:04] Yor**
I'm, er, sorry about the other day.
**[02:07] Proprietress**
And to think that your lovely daughter is
going to the prestigious Eden College.
**[02:11] Proprietress**
Congratulations.
**[02:12] Anya**
Fank you very much.
**[02:15] Proprietress**
Are you an Eden College alum?
**[02:18] Loid**
Oh, no. I went to an insignificant
little school out in the country.
**[02:21] Proprietress**
Oh, then do be careful.
**[02:23] Proprietress**
There's something of a wall between parents
who are Eden alumni and those who aren't.
**[02:29] Proprietress**
Apparently this causes discrimination and
bullying among the children, too.
**[02:33] Proprietress**
Oh, and hazing from the honor students,
**[02:35] Proprietress**
and conflict between the
dorm kids and commuters.
**[02:39] Proprietress**
Speaking of, I hear that kidnappings
of commuter kids are on the rise.
**[02:43] Proprietress**
It's not surprising, considering most of the
kids who can attend Eden are rich.
**[02:48] Anya**
I don't wanna go to school anymore.
**[02:51] Proprietress**
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
**[02:55] Proprietress**
Don't worry. There are plenty
of fun things about it, too.
**[02:58] Proprietress**
Okay, all done with your measurements.
**[03:01] Proprietress**
Let's see, you'll be getting one uniform,
**[03:04] Proprietress**
plus a winter coat, a vest, and a sweater,
for three additional items.
**[03:08] Proprietress**
You're a regular here, so I'll
get those done immediately.
**[03:11] Proprietress**
Oh, you'll be able to get everything else
you need from the shop on the corner.
**[03:15] Loid**
*This is going to cost more than I thought.*
**[03:22] Loid**
What's the matter?
**[03:23] Anya**
I am in fear that I will be kidnapped.
**[03:25] Loid**
Oh, I see. You sure didn't waste any time.
**[03:28] Loid**
Yor, is it all right if we eat out today?
**[03:31] Yor**
Yes, of course.
**[03:33] Anya**
Are there any kidnappers at the restaurant?
**[03:37] Waiter**
Here's our special for the day.
**[03:38] Waiter**
Pork sauté in pawpaw sauce with
porcini mushrooms and potato potage.
**[03:45] Anya**
Po?
**[03:46] Loid**
Looks delicious.
**[03:47] Loid**
*Must be cipher P.*
**[03:49] Loid**
*Ah, a notice about my briefing.*
**[03:51] Loid**
* It'll be in five days at*
* 1300 hours at safe house D.*
**[03:55] Loid**
*Understood.*
**[03:57] Loid**
* But I really need to ask them to stop*
* using this notification method.*
**[04:00] Loid**
*There's something unpleasant about it.*
***SIGN*** 5 Days Later
**[04:05] Loid**
Hello?
**[04:06] Loid**
Oh, yes, hi.
**[04:08] Loid**
What? It's done already?
**[04:10] Loid**
All right. We'll come
pick up the order today.
**[04:13] Loid**
Thank you.
**[04:17] Anya**
Is the uniform done?
**[04:19] Loid**
Sounds like it.
**[04:21] Loid**
*But I have my briefing today.*
**[04:24] Loid**
I'm sorry to trouble you, Yor,
**[04:25] Loid**
but could you go pick
it up with Anya for me?
**[04:28] Loid**
I got called into work.
**[04:31] Yor**
Of course. You can count on me.
**[04:34] Loid**
I might not get home until late, so you
can go ahead and get delivery for dinner.
**[04:39] Yor**
All right.
**[04:40] Anya**
Have a knees day.
***SIGN*** WISE Handler
Sylvia Sherwood
Alias: Handler
**[05:15] Handler**
Good day... or perhaps
good evening, Agent Twilight.
**[05:20] Loid**
Hello, Handler. What's this about?
**[05:23] Handler**
Before we get into that...
**[05:26] Handler**
What in the world were all
those expenses the other day?!
**[05:28] Handler**
A castle rental fee, and rental fees
for furniture to go in said castle?!
**[05:31] Handler**
You think we're made of money?!
**[05:33] Loid**
Oh, here's a couple more bills, actually.
**[05:35] Loid**
Going to school is apparently very expensive.
**[05:37] Handler**
I have to admire the balls it takes to
just casually hand me more bills.
**[05:39] Loid**
Well, they're all necessary expenses.
**[05:42] Handler**
Very well. Anyway...
**[05:44] Handler**
I'm here today to brief you
on phase 2 of Operation Strix.
**[05:48] Handler**
Though you're usually on the ball,
so that may not be necessary.
**[05:52] Loid**
Well... I may actually
be off my game lately.
**[05:56] Handler**
Phase 2 requires a social gathering.
**[05:58] Handler**
Before we get into the details,
let's review how Eden works.
**[06:03] Handler**
Eden College.
**[06:04] Handler**
There are around 2,500 students
**[06:07] Handler**
ranging from the ages of six to nineteen,
and the curriculum covers all thirteen years.
**[06:10] Handler**
Academics, sports, the arts...
**[06:12] Handler**
They offer a top-class
education in every field.
**[06:15] Handler**
The students who manage to shine
brighter than their fellow elites
**[06:19] Handler**
are the honor students known
as the Imperial Scholars.
**[06:22] Handler**
The social gathering that Desmond attends
**[06:25] Handler**
is only open to those Imperial
Scholars and their parents.
**[06:30] Handler**
In order to become an Imperial Scholar,
**[06:32] Handler**
a student must earn eight
merits known as "Stella."
**[06:36] Handler**
Stella Stars are awarded for exceptional
grades and contributions to society.
**[06:41] Handler**
Which means, first, you need to raise
your daughter into an honor student.
**[06:45] Handler**
You may use underhanded
means if necessary.
**[06:49] Handler**
On the other hand,
**[06:51] Handler**
poor grades and bad behavior will result
in demerits called Tonitrus Bolts.
**[06:56] Handler**
When a student receives eight of those,
they will be immediately expelled,
**[06:59] Handler**
so be aware of that.
**[07:01] Handler**
Now, let's work out the finer details.
**[07:02] Loid**
*Turning that child into a honor student...*
**[07:06] Loid**
*Hello, anxiety, my old friend.*
**[07:12] Anya**
Do I look cute in my uniform?
**[07:14] Yor**
Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
**[07:16] Yor**
Let's go to the portrait studio later!
**[07:21] Anya**
Ta-da!
**[07:22] Anya**
Do I look cute?
**[07:24] Yor**
Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
**[07:26] Proprietress**
Could you leave already? How many
times are you gonna say that?
**[07:30] Anya**
I wanna go on an ooting in this!
**[07:32] Yor**
Yes, let's do that!
**[07:35] Proprietress**
Thanks much.
**[07:37] Anya**
Doot, do! Doot, do! Doot, do!
**[07:41] Yor**
Why don't we stop by the park?
**[07:45] Anya**
This is my uniform. Ta-da!
**[07:47] Anya**
I am wearing my uniform. Ta-da!
**[07:51] Mother A**
My, your daughter's adorable.
**[07:54] Mother B**
She goes to Eden? I'm so jealous.
**[07:58] Yor**
Oh... Hello.
**[08:00] Mother B's child**
Mom, I'm hungry.
**[08:03] Mother A**
And what would you like for dinner?
**[08:05] Mother A's child**
Hamburg steak!
**[08:10] (Flashback) Swan**
So you *do* prefer your old mother.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Anya**
I want to be with them forever.
**[08:17] Yor**
*I know that we're just a pretend family.*
**[08:20] Yor**
*But...*
**[08:22] Yor**
*Maybe I could be more of a mother to her.*
**[08:28] Anya**
Mama!
**[08:31] Anya**
I just showed everyone how cute I am!
**[08:34] Yor**
Make sure you don't dirty your
uniform before you go to school.
**[08:38] Yor**
Say, Miss Anya. Why don't we stop
by the supermarket on our way home?
**[08:43] Yor**
Loid said he was going to be home
late, so I'll make dinner tonight.
**[08:48] Anya**
Ooh!
**[08:48] Anya**
Can you cook, Mama?
**[08:50] Yor**
Yes. I will do my very best.
**[08:54] Thug A**
Hey, is that kid from Eden?
**[08:56] Thug B**
Huh?
**[08:58] Thug A**
Is the chick next to her the mom?
**[09:00] Thug B**
She's gotta be the hired help.
**[09:01] Thug B**
No rich person's gonna
go shopping themselves.
**[09:04] Thug A**
You know, I think I want an allowance.
**[09:08] Thug B**
Me, too.
**[09:10] Yor**
* I'm sure I'll be able to make something*
* if I have some meat and vegetables.*
**[09:15] Yor**
* I'm not sure what any of these are,*
* so I'll just buy all of them.*
**[09:19] Anya**
Ta-da!
**[09:22] Anya**
I'm going outside now. I'm bored.
**[09:23] Yor**
Oh, don't wander off too far!
**[09:30] Thug A**
Hello there, little lady.
**[09:32] Thug B**
Be a good girl for just a little bit.
**[09:35] Thug B**
Once your maid pays up, we'll let you go.
**[09:39] Anya**
*Bad guys!*
**[09:41] (Flashback) Proprietress**
Eden has bullying and kidnappings...
**[09:44] Anya**
*She was right!*
**[09:49] Thug C**
I heard you can even sell their
uniforms for a sweet price.
**[09:51] Thug B**
Excellent. In that case,
little lady, let's take your—
**[09:59] Yor**
What do you think you're doing?
**[10:02] Thug A**
Uh-oh! Looks like we're gonna have
to tack on some medical bills, too.
**[10:07] Thug A**
Let's see your wallet, Miss Hired Help.
**[10:09] Yor**
I'm afraid I used up all of
my cash, so I have none left.
**[10:12] Yor**
So I must ask you to leave.
**[10:15] Thug A**
I see. Then I guess we're just gonna
have to strip the little lady.
**[10:19] Thug A**
You're gonna be fired anyway,
**[10:22] Thug A**
so go back to the countryside,
you shitty little maid!
**[10:28] Thug A**
Sh-She destroyed that pumpkin
with her bare hand?!
**[10:33] Yor**
I am that girl's mother!
**[10:36] Yor**
If you do not want to end up like
that vegetable, leave at once!
**[10:42] Anya**
Mama...
**[10:45] Yor**
Are you all right?
**[10:47] Yor**
I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have
let you out of my sight.
**[10:50] Yor**
There, there...
**[10:52] Yor**
And I've ruined all of the ingredients...
**[10:55] Yor**
I'm such a failure as a mother.
**[11:03] Anya**
But I love that my Mama
is so strong and cool.
**[11:06] Anya**
There, there.
**[11:08] Anya**
Killer punch, kapow!
**[11:10] Yor**
I-I'm so embarrassed!
**[11:12] Anya**
Mama!
**[11:14] Anya**
Train me, please!
**[11:16] Yor**
T-Train you?
**[11:18] Anya**
I know it's really dangerous to
be an Eden student now.
**[11:22] Anya**
But it won't be as scary if I train!
**[11:26] Anya**
I can do my best at school without dying!
**[11:29] Anya**
I wanna be like you, Mama!
**[11:33] Yor**
*Even if I can't be like a normal mother,*
**[11:37] Yor**
*I'm going to do everything I can for her.*
**[11:41] Yor**
All right. Let's go straight
home and start your training.
**[11:44] Anya**
Training!
**[11:49] Loid**
I'm home...
**[11:50] Yor**
Hah! Hah!
**[11:54] Loid**
What are you doing?
**[11:55] Yor**
Preparing her to go to school!
**[11:56] Anya**
Hah!
**[11:58] Yor**
Hah!
**[11:58] Loid**
*Yeah... I'm filled with nothing but anxiety.*
**[11:59] Anya**
Hah!
**[12:00] Yor**
Hah!
**[12:01] Anya**
Hah!
**[12:04] Headmaster**
You are truly the chosen.
**[12:08] Headmaster**
Due to your hard work, or perhaps your parents,
**[12:13] Headmaster**
you have made it to the
hallowed halls of Eden.
**[12:16] Headmaster**
To our honorable new 228 students...
**[12:22] Headmaster**
Congratulations, and welcome to our school.
**[12:24] Headmaster**
Everyone here at Eden welcomes you
from the bottom of our hearts.
**[12:28] Loid**
*We finally made it this far...*
**[12:31] Anya**
Papa, a lot of people are
wearing the same thing I am.
**[12:34] Loid**
Yes. That's what a uniform is.
**[12:36] Loid**
* I still have a mountain of*
* problems to tackle, but...*
**[12:39] (Flashback) Handler**
Listen up, Twilight.
**[12:41] (Flashback) Handler**
There are requirements to attend
Desmond's social gathering.
**[12:44] (Flashback) Handler**
The student must be an Imperial Scholar.
**[12:48] (Flashback) Handler**
And for that to happen, they
must receive plenty of merits.
**[12:51] (Flashback) Handler**
Do not forget that the future of the
East and West depends on this mission.
**[12:58] Loid**
*Turning this child into an elite...*
**[13:00] Loid**
*I've mostly given up on that task.*
**[13:02] Anya**
*Shock!*
**[13:03] Loid**
* This school is already filled*
* with the best of the best.*
**[13:06] Loid**
*It'll be difficult to maintain a top position.*
**[13:09] Loid**
*More importantly...*
**[13:10] Instructor**
Next, we will announce the houses
and their housemasters.
**[13:15] Instructor**
Please come forward when
your name is called.
**[13:18] Instructor**
Class one: Specter Hall.
**[13:20] Instructor**
William Howard.
**[13:22] Instructor**
Theodore Russell.
**[13:25] Instructor**
Grace Fein.
**[13:27] Instructor**
Jessica Clark.
**[13:29] Instructor**
Next, we have class two: Cline Hall.
**[13:30] Anya**
I wonder what class I'm gonna be in.
**[13:32] Loid**
Who knows?
**[13:33] Instructor**
Lucy Garrett.
**[13:34] Loid**
*Actually... I do.*
**[13:37] Loid**
* Because I changed parts of the*
* lineups to help with my mission.*
**[13:39] Instructor**
Class three: Cecile Hall.
**[13:42] Instructor**
Alice Paulette.
**[13:43] Loid**
*To ensure that Anya...*
**[13:44] Instructor**
Edward Perkshire.
**[13:46] Instructor**
Damian Desmond.
**[13:48] Loid**
*would be in the same class as him.*
**[13:51] Loid**
* The second son of my target,*
* Donovan Desmond...*
**[13:54] Loid**
*Damian.*
**[13:55] Damian**
*That's Lord Damian to you.*
**[13:58] Loid**
* He got into Eden just*
* like his older brother.*
**[14:01] Loid**
* I've had my eye on him ever since I saw*
* his name on the list of students applying.*
**[14:04] Instructor**
Jesse Capel.
**[14:05] Loid**
* If plan A to get Anya to become an*
* Imperial Scholar proves too difficult,*
**[14:09] Loid**
*we'll go to plan B.*
**[14:10] Loid**
*I call it... the Friendship Scheme.*
***SIGN*** THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME
**[14:13] Loid**
* Step one: be in the same class*
* as him and become friends.*
**[14:17] Loid**
* Step two: be invited to his*
* house and bring me along.*
***SIGN*** Come over!
**[14:20] Loid**
*Step three: direct contact with the target!*
***SIGN*** Welcome
***SIGN*** Thank
you
**[14:24] Loid**
*I'm sure it won't actually go that easily,*
**[14:26] Loid**
*but the more insurance we have, the better.*
**[14:27] Instructor**
Anya Forger.
**[14:30] Loid**
Go ahead.
**[14:33] Loid**
* Anya must have grown up around kids*
* her age at the orphanage for years.*
**[14:38] Loid**
* I'll put my faith in her*
* communication skills.*
**[14:42] Anya**
*That's the evil boss's kid.*
**[14:45] Damian**
*What's with her?*
**[14:47] Damian**
*Heh, I see.*
**[14:49] Damian**
* She's already realized how*
* amazing I am and fallen for me.*
**[14:52] Damian**
*You've got good taste, kid.*
**[14:56] Damian**
*Playing hard to get, I see. Cute.*
**[14:59] Instructor**
Becky Blackbell.
**[15:01] Anya**
Geh...
**[15:02] Becky**
Pleasure to meet you!
**[15:06] Loid**
*That's...*
**[15:07] Loid**
* The daughter of the CEO of the major*
* military contractor, Blackbell.*
**[15:10] Loid**
* What?! And behind her is the daughter*
* of the vice president of parliament!*
**[15:13] Loid**
* And among the boys, there's the son of one*
* of the key members of the secret service!*
**[15:17] Loid**
* Her classmates are a*
* treasure trove of intel!*
**[15:20] Loid**
* Make sure you become friends*
* with all of them, Anya!*
**[15:23] Yor**
* Loid gets so worked up when*
* it comes to his daughter.*
**[15:26] Becky**
I'm Becky! What's your name?
**[15:28] Becky**
* She looks like a baby. I guess I wouldn't*
* mind taking care of her a bit.*
**[15:33] Anya**
Hmph.
**[15:33] Instructor**
Those will be the 29 students in class three.
**[15:34] Becky**
Hey!
**[15:35] Loid**
*Hello?!*
**[15:36] Instructor**
And you will be under the
tutelage of Master Henderson.
**[15:40] Yor**
Oh, it's the nice teacher.
**[15:42] Loid**
*So he didn't get fired after all.*
**[15:44] Loid**
* I feel it's unfair for a housemaster*
* to have to teach new students,*
**[15:48] Loid**
*but I guess it could've been much worse.*
**[15:51] Henderson**
* I'll just have to whip these rugrats*
* into shape like I used to.*
**[15:55] Instructor**
And now, the new students will accompany their
homeroom teachers on a tour of the campus,
**[15:59] Instructor**
then head to their
respective classrooms.
**[16:02] Instructor**
During that time, there will be a meet and
greet in Tower C's lounge for the guardians.
**[16:09] Loid**
*Do your best, Anya.*
**[16:10] Loid**
*You'll be on your own from here on out.*
**[16:15] Anya**
*Okey-dokey!*
**[16:16] Henderson**
You there! Stay in line!
**[16:20] Loid**
I'm so worried...
**[16:22] Yor**
It is always nerve-racking to send
them off into the world.
**[16:24] Yor**
I totally understand.
**[16:27] Henderson**
This is the dining hall.
**[16:28] Henderson**
The best chefs will present you with
the most elegant dishes daily.
**[16:33] Henderson**
Beyond those doors is a special dining
hall reserved only for Imperial Scholars.
**[16:38] Henderson**
Anyone can become an Imperial Scholar if they
achieve elegant grades and earn eight Stella.
**[16:44] Henderson**
I trust that you will all do your best.
**[16:47] Children**
Yes, sir!
**[16:48] Henderson**
However, those who fall behind
**[16:50] Henderson**
will receive Tonitrus Bolts and face
punishment or expulsion, so stay on your toes.
**[16:54] Anya**
*Why are you looking at me?*
**[16:56] Emile**
Lord Damian's gonna be an
Imperial Scholar in no time!
**[16:59] Damian**
Of course I am.
**[17:00] Ewen**
We'd expect nothing else!
**[17:02] Damian**
I mean, my father is the head
of the National Unity Party.
**[17:05] Student A**
Wait, really?!
**[17:06] Student B**
Wow!
**[17:06] Student C**
My Papa says we owe a lot
to the Desmond Group!
**[17:10] Henderson**
Silence! No private conversations!
**[17:12] Becky**
They're so dumb.
**[17:17] Damian**
What about you? What does your father do?
**[17:20] Damian**
If he's important enough, I'd consider
letting you be my friend, too.
**[17:24] Anya**
*I will stay calm for the mission.*
**[17:27] Anya**
He's a sp—a feelings doctor.
**[17:29] Damian**
Hmph. So he's just a nobody.
**[17:32] Damian**
You're probably not that rich, either. Lame.
**[17:35] Anya**
I wanna go play at your house.
**[17:37] Ewen**
You moron! Know your place, uggo!
**[17:40] Ewen**
This is the problem with
measly little peasants.
**[17:42] Emile**
You're gonna get your gross
peasant germs on him! Scram!
**[17:47] Anya**
* Now is the time for me to*
* unleash my killer punch!*
**[17:50] (Flashback) Yor**
Listen carefully, Miss Anya.
**[17:51] Anya**
*Gasp!*
**[17:52] (Flashback) Yor**
Anyone who lets their
emotions control their fists
**[17:55] (Flashback) Yor**
does not know the meaning of true strength.
**[17:57] (Flashback) Yor**
If someone's just being a little mean,
**[17:59] (Flashback) Yor**
being able to laugh it off
makes you the cooler, bigger girl.
**[18:01] (Flashback) Anya**
A big girl!
**[18:03] (Flashback) Yor**
And if you can keep a smile on
your face, fights will not happen.
**[18:07] Becky**
Hey, stop being so pathetic.
At least say something back.
**[18:11] Anya**
Heh. Like I care.
**[18:17] Anya**
Heh.
**[18:19] Damian**
* H-How dare she smirk at me*
* like she's mocking me?!*
**[18:23] Becky**
* Look at that composure!*
* She's so mature! Amazing!*
**[18:26] Becky**
*I was wrong about her being a baby!*
**[18:28] Becky**
You're way more grown-up than
I thought. I'm impressed.
**[18:32] Anya**
I'm a grown-up?
**[18:38] Anya**
Heh.
**[18:41] Damian**
Don't get cocky, you stupid uggo!
**[18:42] Damian**
Uggo, uggo, Queen Uggo!
**[18:44] Ewen**
Lord Damian, perhaps you should
broaden your vocabulary...
**[18:47] Becky**
What's your problem?
**[18:48] Becky**
Sure, she's uglier than me,
but you don't have to be so mean.
**[18:52] Damian**
Shut your mouth!
**[18:53] Henderson**
You there! How many times must I warn you?
**[18:55] Henderson**
Do you want punishments on your first day?
**[18:58] Damian**
* Curse you... How dare you*
* embarrass me like that?!*
**[19:01] Damian**
*You'll pay for this!*
**[19:03] Anya**
*Mama, you liar. Smiling didn't help at all.*
**[19:14] Becky**
If you don't quit it,
I'm gonna tell the teacher!
**[19:17] Damian**
What? You have proof that we did it?
**[19:20] Ewen and Emile**
Yeah, yeah!
**[19:21] Damian**
Go on. Move!
**[19:23] Damian**
Hey, you smug uggo!
**[19:26] Damian**
I'm gonna bully you every single day!
**[19:29] Damian**
I'm gonna teach you a lesson so you'll
never be able to smirk again!
**[19:33] Emile**
Her feelings doctor father might
be able to fix her if she cries.
**[19:37] Damian**
Seriously? Well, that's impressive!
**[19:39] Damian**
Aren't you a special widdle girl?
**[19:44] Damian**
Hey, where do you think
you're looking? You scared?
**[19:58] Henderson**
What is the meaning of this?!
**[20:00] Emile**
Sir! She just punched Lord Damian!
**[20:04] Anya**
I just reached out my hand ,
and somehow, he ran into it.
**[20:06] Ewen**
You liar! You're not fooling anyone!
**[20:09] Emile**
You were even making sure the
teacher wasn't looking earlier!
**[20:13] Anya**
You got any proof I did it?
**[20:15] Ewen**
You left the imprint of
your fist on his face!
**[20:18] Henderson**
I trust you are aware that
perjury is a disgraceful act,
**[20:22] Henderson**
Anya Forger.
**[20:25] Becky**
That's not what happened, sir!
**[20:27] Becky**
She was holding back all day,
but these bullies just...
**[20:31] Henderson**
So it's true that she hit him?
**[20:36] Yor**
*Listen carefully, Miss Anya.*
**[20:38] Anya**
*Gasp!*
**[20:38] (Flashback) Yor**
The only time it's all right for
you to use force is, for example,
**[20:42] (Flashback) Yor**
if you're saving a friend in trouble.
**[20:47] Anya**
H-Her foot...
**[20:51] Anya**
He stepped on it.
**[20:53] Anya**
So I got mad...
**[20:55] Anya**
I'm sorry.
**[20:58] Becky**
*She did that for me?!*
**[21:00] Becky**
*Oh, Anya!*
**[21:03] Henderson**
*She held back her own personal anger,*
**[21:03] Becky**
Thank you! Thank you, Anya!
**[21:05] Henderson**
* and had the courage to stand*
* up to a lad for her friend.*
**[21:07] Becky**
I'm so moved!
**[21:10] Henderson**
*Truly elegant, Anya Forger.*
**[21:14] Henderson**
*But I'm afraid...*
**[21:16] Loid**
*So the Desmonds didn't appear after all.*
**[21:20] Loid**
*Well, there's no need to rush.*
**[21:23] Loid**
* Now that she's enrolled,*
* we have all the time in the world.*
**[21:24] Staff**
Ladies and gentlemen.
**[21:26] Staff**
The students' orientation is now complete,
so please head toward the courtyard.
**[21:26] Loid**
*And I was able to make some connections.*
**[21:30] Staff**
If you would gather round,
we will take a group photo.
**[21:32] Loid**
Where's Anya?
**[21:34] Henderson**
Forger.
**[21:36] Henderson**
Come with me.
**[21:37] Loid**
She punched a boy?
**[21:40] Yor**
Are you hurt at all?
**[21:41] Loid**
*And it just happened to be Desmond's son?*
**[21:42] Henderson**
Usually, acts of violence would
immediately mean three Tonitrus Bolts...
**[21:43] Loid**
*What in the world?*
**[21:47] Henderson**
But at my discretion, it became one.
**[21:49] Henderson**
That is as much as I can do.
**[21:53] Yor**
I'm terribly sorry, Loid!
All because I trained her...
**[21:57] Henderson**
I will speak with his parents, too.
***SIGN*** Plan A
***SIGN*** Plan B
**[22:01] Loid**
* It's the first day of school*
* and she lost a point.*
**[22:03] Loid**
* To top it off, her relationship with*
* Damian couldn't be any worse.*
**[22:08] Photographer**
All right, everyone! We're taking the picture!
**[22:11] Photographer**
The family on the right over there!
Smile a little more!
**[22:14] Photographer**
Say, "Cheese!"
***SIGN*** Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: 8
Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: 7
Relationship with Damian: -100
***SIGN*** THE TARGET'S SECOND SON
# E7 - The Target's Second Son
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4W41N/the-targets-second-son)
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**[00:07] Loid**
* The man who threatens the peace*
* between the East and the West...*
**[00:10] Loid**
*Donovan Desmond.*
**[00:12] Loid**
*In order to get closer to him,*
**[00:14] Loid**
* I successfully had Anya enroll in*
* Eden College, the school his son attends.*
**[00:19] Loid**
* Next, in order to attend the social*
* gathering that Desmond goes to,*
**[00:23] Loid**
* I need Anya to obtain eight*
* merits, called "Stella,"*
**[00:27] Loid**
*so that she can become an Imperial Scholar.*
**[00:33] Loid**
* To make this all happen at a prestigious*
* school, however, would not be easy.*
**[00:38] Loid**
* That is why I formulated a plan B,*
* "The Friendship Scheme."*
**[00:42] Loid**
* I was hoping to have Anya get*
* closer to Desmond's son, Damian,*
***SIGN*** Come over!
**[00:47] Loid**
* which in turn would hopefully*
* connect us as their parents.*
***SIGN*** Welcome
***SIGN*** Thank
you
**[00:51] Loid**
* But on the first day,*
* she ended up punching Damian,*
**[00:54] Loid**
* earned a Tonitrus Bolt, and left*
* their friendship in shambles.*
**[01:01] Loid**
*Alas, it is too early to give up.*
**[01:04] Loid**
*This plan has only just begun.*
***SIGN*** THE TARGET'S SECOND SON
**[02:41] Yor**
Good mworning...
**[02:43] Loid**
Good morning, Yor. Breakfast is ready.
**[02:46] Loid**
* Looks like the three of us are*
* getting used to life as a family.*
**[02:50] Loid**
Is Anya still asleep?
**[02:57] Loid**
* She's still worried about*
* what happened yesterday?*
**[03:00] Loid**
Come on out. I won't get mad.
**[03:02] Loid**
Eat quickly, or you'll be late.
**[03:07] Anya**
I'm sorry I'm bad at school.
**[03:10] Yor**
No, that was my fault.
**[03:13] Loid**
There's no point to worrying about the past.
**[03:15] Loid**
Just make sure you don't
get into any more fights.
**[03:18] Loid**
Okay, come on. Cheer up.
**[03:21] Loid**
Your classes start today.
**[03:23] Yor**
You're so kind, Loid.
**[03:26] Loid**
* Figuring out what we can do next is far more*
* constructive than dwelling on the past.*
**[03:32] Loid**
* Besides, it would be*
* much worse if she somehow*
**[03:35] Loid**
* got sick of school and*
* didn't want to go anymore.*
**[03:38] Loid**
* I need her school life to go as smoothly*
* as possible for the sake of this mission.*
**[03:44] Loid**
Oh, and make sure you apologize
to Damian at school today.
**[03:48] Loid**
Got it?
**[03:49] Anya**
Yep. Gonna go now.
**[03:55] Loid**
Do your best and be a good girl!
**[03:57] Yor**
It's time for us to head to work, too.
**[03:59] Loid**
Yes.
**[04:01] Loid**
*I'm counting on you, Anya.*
**[04:05] Loid**
* The peace of the world rests*
* on you two making amends.*
**[04:11] Anya**
Anya will do her best.
**[04:19] Driver**
Have a wonderful day, Miss Becky.
**[04:23] Anya**
Miss Rich Girl!
**[04:25] Becky**
Oh, Anya. Good day to you.
**[04:27] Anya**
Do you live in a castle, Miss Rich Girl?
**[04:30] Becky**
Of course not.
**[04:32] Becky**
You came here on the school bus?
**[04:35] Becky**
I could have my driver give you a ride
to and from school from now on.
**[04:38] Anya**
Does that mean I get to
be a Miss Rich Girl, too?
**[04:41] Becky**
I never said anything about adopting you.
**[04:45] Becky**
Aw, I'm jealous of the dorm kids who
don't have to go to and from school.
**[04:52] Becky**
Bleh...
**[04:53] Emile**
What do you mean, "Bleh"?
You rude little girl!
**[04:56] Becky**
Ugh, it's only morning and
you're already obnoxious.
**[04:58] Emile**
What's her problem?
**[05:00] Ewen**
Know your place!
**[05:01] Becky**
Nyah!
**[05:02] Loid**
*Make sure you apologize.*
**[05:06] Anya**
Um...
**[05:08] Anya**
Um, yesterday, I...
**[05:12] Becky**
Let's go, Anya. Our class is about to start.
**[05:15] Ewen**
Hey, wait!
**[05:16] Becky**
You'll just catch their stupid
if you keep talking to them.
**[05:19] Anya**
But world peace!
***SIGN*** He was worried, so he came to check on her
**[05:25] Loid**
*Stop getting in the way, Blackbell girl!*
**[05:27] Loid**
*No, wait.*
**[05:28] Loid**
* As I recall, Blackbell and the Desmond*
* Group are actually business partners.*
**[05:32] Loid**
* Could this girl be under orders from an enemy*
* organization to put a stop to our mission?*
**[05:38] Loid**
*No, calm down. That's not possible.*
**[05:41] Loid**
* First impressions are the most important thing*
* when forming a group of friends at school.*
**[05:45] Loid**
*They must make amends today, no matter what.*
**[05:56] Becky**
You know...
**[05:58] Becky**
Hm.
**[05:59] Alice**
That's the girl who got violent, right?
**[06:02] Jesse**
How scary! So barbaric.
**[06:04] Sara**
Is the girl next to her another delinquent?
**[06:05] Johnny**
She just hit him out of nowhere
without a reason, right? That's nuts.
**[06:09] Male student B**
*I don't want to be in the same class as her.*
**[06:11] Female student A**
*What if she hits me, too?*
**[06:13] Male student A**
* I can't believe she came to*
* school. Talk about a pain.*
**[06:16] Anya**
*School is scary...*
**[06:19] Becky**
People are so shallow.
**[06:21] Becky**
They can only judge what's on the surface.
**[06:24] Anya**
Are you a smart person, Rich Girl?
**[06:26] Becky**
Aw, I wouldn't say that.
**[06:29] Becky**
And call me Becky, not "Rich Girl."
**[06:32] Instructor**
All right, be seated.
**[06:34] Becky**
I hope we become the best of friends.
**[06:37] Becky**
I'm the only one who knows
how good you are, Anya.
**[06:41] Female student B**
*Honestly, people like that are just...*
**[06:42] Male student B**
*We'd better stay away from them.*
**[06:44] Anya**
* School is scary,*
* but I think it might be okay.*
**[06:47] Becky**
Hey, look! Isn't this cute?
**[06:50] Emile**
Tch!
**[06:51] Ewen**
Why don't you give them a piece
of your mind, Lord Damian?
**[06:55] Damian**
*That's right. My name is Damian Desmond.*
**[06:55] Instructor**
All right, I'm calling the roll. Abel.
**[06:58] Damian**
* As one of the sons of a prestigious family,*
* I was born into a life of privilege.*
**[06:58] Abel**
Here.
**[06:59] Instructor**
Alice.
**[06:59] Alice**
Here.
**[07:00] Instructor**
Edward.
**[07:01] Edward**
Here.
**[07:02] Damian**
*No one had ever defied me before.*
**[07:02] Instructor**
Damian.
**[07:04] Instructor**
*Yikes, the Desmond Group's chairman's son.*
**[07:05] Damian**
* I've never even been hit*
* by my older brother.*
**[07:07] Instructor**
Mr. Desmond.
**[07:08] Damian**
*And yet...*
**[07:09] Instructor**
Mr. Desmond.
**[07:10] Damian**
Here.
**[07:12] Instructor**
Conner.
**[07:12] Damian**
* This is the first time I've*
* had to deal with such...*
**[07:13] Conner**
Here.
**[07:14] Instructor**
George.
**[07:14] Damian**
*With such...*
**[07:15] George**
Here.
**[07:16] Damian**
*With such...*
**[07:16] Instructor**
Herman.
**[07:17] Herman**
Here.
**[07:18] Dominic**
*With such...*
**[07:18] Instructor**
Sara.
**[07:19] Sara**
Here.
**[07:21] Instructor**
Johnny.
**[07:22] Johnny**
Here.
**[07:22] Instructor**
Jesse.
**[07:23] Jesse**
Here.
**[07:25] Instructor**
Carl.
**[07:25] Carl**
Here.
**[07:27] Instructor**
Well, today will be our first lesson,
**[07:30] Instructor**
so before we begin...
**[07:31] Instructor**
This is the starting line for all of you who
worked so hard to get into this school...
***SIGN*** Math Class
**[07:34] Instructor**
As you can see in this example,
when this and this are like this...
**[07:39] Instructor**
And that's why this turns out
like this, and this is... this.
**[07:43] Instructor**
So you get this answer by doing this...
**[07:45] Instructor**
And if you get this answer, you can use the
same method to get the answer over here.
**[07:49] Instructor**
* She had the nerve to fall asleep*
* in first period on her first day.*
**[07:52] Instructor**
*Is she actually a delinquent?*
**[07:54] Instructor**
*How scary.*
**[07:55] Becky**
Anya!
**[07:56] Becky**
We have science class next. Wake up!
**[07:59] Anya**
Second son!
**[08:00] Anya**
I have to apologize to the second son.
**[08:03] Becky**
Second son? You mean Damian?
**[08:04] Becky**
He already left.
**[08:06] Becky**
And just leave that loser alone.
**[08:08] Anya**
But peace will be in trouble if
I don't apologize to the second son.
**[08:13] Becky**
You mean it'll put a damper
on your peaceful school life?
**[08:17] Becky**
I mean, yeah... Who knows
what that boy will try to do?
**[08:22] Becky**
But don't worry.
**[08:24] Becky**
I'm on your side, Anya!
**[08:26] Becky**
I'll protect you, no matter what.
**[08:31] Anya**
Oh, it's okay, then.
**[08:31] Becky**
Yes.
**[08:33] Loid**
*No, it's not!*
**[08:35] Anya**
*Papa?!*
**[08:37] Loid**
* I need a way to tell her how*
* important that apology is!*
**[08:41] Instructor (Science)**
As you can see, you can reflect
the sun's rays using a mirror.
***SIGN*** Science Class
**[08:45] Instructor (Science)**
The spot where the light hits will feel warm.
**[08:49] Instructor (Science)**
Next, let's try an experiment
using two mirrors.
***SIGN***
It is good to apologize today.
**[08:53] Anya**
*Is that you, God?!*
**[08:53] Instructor (Science)**
We will use the other mirror to
reflect the light from earlier.
**[08:57] Loid**
*Apologize, Anya. Reconcile with him.*
**[09:02] Anya**
*I suddenly feel this intense pressure.*
**[09:05] Male student C**
"And that's when John made up his mind.
***SIGN*** Language Class
**[09:08] Male student C**
Even if he were to be left out,
he was going to see his beliefs through.
**[09:13] Male student C**
And then John never apologized
to anyone ever again."
***SIGN*** "But then John reflected upon his actions"
***SIGN*** "and thought, 'Sometimes, it's just
better to admit you're wrong and get along with others.'"
**[09:18] Anya**
* My textbook seems different*
* from everyone else's...*
***SIGN*** Lunchtime
**[09:26] Becky**
It's finally time for lunch.
Let's go to the cafeteria.
**[09:29] Becky**
I guess this really is a prestigious school.
**[09:31] Becky**
We're getting pretty brutal
lessons from day one.
**[09:35] Becky**
I'm exhausted.
**[09:45] Female Instructor**
New students, you can order
whatever you'd like for lunch.
***SIGN*** Cafeteria
**[09:50] Becky**
Huh... Well, they're nowhere
near as talented as my chef.
**[09:54] Anya**
Anya wants omelet rice.
**[09:58] Becky**
What a bizarre dish.
**[10:06] Anya**
Second son!
**[10:07] Becky**
Ew, go eat in your dorm.
**[10:10] Anya**
I have to apologize.
**[10:11] Becky**
No, you don't.
**[10:12] Becky**
They're the ones at fault.
**[10:14] Loid**
*That stupid little brat!*
**[10:15] Loid**
*That's it. I need to get her away from Anya.*
**[10:19] Senior waiter**
Hey, newbie! Where are you going?!
**[10:25] Loid**
*Becky Blackbell from Class 1-3.*
**[10:28] Loid**
* Come to the student hall*
* in Tower A immediately.*
**[10:29] Becky**
Huh? But I'm still eating.
**[10:32] Loid**
*Now!*
**[10:33] Becky**
Ugh!
**[10:35] Anya**
*Now's my chance to apologize.*
**[10:47] Ewen**
Wh-What do you want?! You wanna fight again?
**[10:50] Anya**
Um—
**[10:51] Emile**
If you hadn't sucker punched him,
Lord Damian never would've lost to you!
**[10:55] Anya**
Um...
**[10:56] Damian**
Shut up, you two.
**[10:58] Emile**
Huh? I see. You're going to
personally give her what for!
**[11:09] Damian**
* Why do I find it so hard to*
* speak when she's in front of me?*
**[11:12] Ewen**
Lord Damian?
**[11:14] Damian**
* What is this awkward sensation*
* I'm feeling in my chest?*
**[11:20] Anya**
* I feel a weird chill. I better*
* apologize quick, then run away.*
**[11:23] Emile**
*Knowing Lord Damian,*
**[11:25] Emile**
* I'm sure he's finding the absolute perfect*
* insults to rip this little girl to shreds!*
**[11:30] Ewen**
*I wonder what he'll go for? "Shrimp"?*
**[11:33] Ewen**
*No, that is far too meek.*
**[11:36] Emile**
*Super uggo? Raccoon face?*
**[11:36] Anya**
Um...
**[11:38] Ewen**
*Violent gorilla girl?*
**[11:39] Anya**
I...
**[11:40] Emile**
* She's even got those lame hair*
* things that look like horns.*
**[11:42] Anya**
Y-Yesterday...
**[11:43] Ewen**
*Your momma's so fat...*
**[11:45] Ewen**
*You've got stubby little legs.*
**[11:46] Emile**
*Stubby little legs!*
**[11:48] Emile**
* She's even got those lame hair*
* things that look like horns.*
**[11:51] Ewen**
*Raccoon-faced commoner!*
**[11:52] Emile**
*You'll get your filthy commoner germs on us.*
**[11:55] Emile**
*Go away, you stubby little raccoon.*
**[11:58] Emile**
*With stubby little legs...*
**[11:59] Ewen**
*Stubby little legs!*
**[11:59] Anya**
I'm... um...
**[12:01] Anya**
I'm r-really sorry...
**[12:05] Anya**
that I suddenly hit you yesterday!
**[12:07] Anya**
I just wanted...
**[12:10] Anya**
to be friends with you.
**[12:18] Anya**
I'm sorry...
**[12:20] Anya**
for having stubby little legs.
**[12:22] Damian**
* Sh-She felt so bad that*
* she's actually bawling?!*
**[12:26] Damian**
*She's so demure.*
**[12:29] Loid**
*I guess I didn't really need to interfere.*
**[12:31] Loid**
*Well done, Anya. Good job apologizing.*
**[12:35] Ewen**
Lord Damian, your face is bright red.
**[12:38] Damian**
That's just because... I'm enraged!
**[12:40] Damian**
I would never...
**[12:42] Damian**
*That's right. She defied me! Right to my face!*
**[12:47] Damian**
*Yes...*
**[12:48] Damian**
*She came right up to me...*
**[12:52] Damian**
*Stared deep into my eyes...*
**[12:56] Damian**
*N-No! That's not what's going on!*
**[12:59] Damian**
*Stop pounding, my stupid heart!*
**[13:02] Damian**
*She's a commoner! I would never...*
**[13:05] Damian**
*No, never!*
**[13:06] Damian**
*That's just too embarrassing.*
**[13:11] Damian**
Damn it all! I'd rather
die than ever admit it!
**[13:16] Damian**
I will never forgive you!
My pride will not allow it!
**[13:19] Ewen**
Well said, Lord Damian!
A woman's tears cannot sway him!
**[13:22] Emile**
We'll let you off the hook for today.
**[13:25] Emile**
Lord Damian!
**[13:32] Loid**
*Her apology... was completely rejected?!*
**[13:39] Loid**
*Plan B is done for.*
**[13:44] Emile**
By the way, why are we running?
**[13:46] Damian**
Shut up!
***SIGN*** Relationship with Damian:
**[13:50] Anya**
School is... scary.
**[13:53] Anya**
Becky!
**[13:55] Becky**
Who was it?! Who the heck called me out here?!
***SIGN*** Tower A Student Hall
**[14:03] Loid**
That makes the denominator three,
and you get one-third.
**[14:06] Loid**
Which means you have three thirds,
which is equal to one.
**[14:08] Loid**
Simple, right?
**[14:09] Yor**
L-Loid, why don't you both take a break?
**[14:13] Loid**
Absolutely not. She has to learn
at least this much by today.
**[14:16] Loid**
*The incident with Damian the other day...*
**[14:19] Loid**
* The "Friendship Scheme" that was meant*
* to bring us closer to the Desmonds...*
**[14:21] Damian**
I will never forgive you!
**[14:25] Loid**
*completely fell apart.*
**[14:27] Loid**
* Which means we need to go with*
* the orthodox method of Plan A,*
**[14:30] Loid**
* and boost its chances of*
* success as much as possible.*
**[14:33] Loid**
If you don't finish this, you don't get
to watch your spy cartoon tonight.
**[14:38] Loid**
Well? What's the answer here?
**[14:40] Anya**
*I'll finish this quick by reading Papa's mind.*
**[14:43] Loid**
Come on. You use this formula here...
**[14:44] Loid**
* In order to get the Stella needed*
* to become an Imperial Scholar,*
**[14:48] Loid**
* there are other methods*
* such as excelling in sports*
***SIGN*** If her grades deviate too much from the norm, it might make people suspicious, which would make the school wary of her, and the Desmonds...
There are other methods such as excelling in sports or doing community service, But in order to halt getting Tonitrus Bolts from bad
grades or being expelled from them, we need to get her academic skills up so she can get stable grades. If Anya puts in the effort...
Carelessly becoming someone else in order to infiltrate and get close to someone is risky. If the worst happens, WISE won't keep
quiet, since they're already on high alert against Western spies. Which means we basically need to proceed with caution...
I could enter the faculty room and alter documents, though honestly, the most absolute way to
get to the social gathering is to infiltrate it, but over the past few years, fellow agents have...
But as far as the process goes, the best way to maximize academic efficiency within the family...
**[14:51] Loid**
*or doing community service.*
**[14:53] Loid**
* But in order to halt getting*
* Tonitrus Bolts from bad grades*
**[14:54] Loid**
* Though honestly, the most absolute*
* way to get to the social gathering*
**[14:55] Loid**
* or being expelled from them,*
* we need to get her academic skills up.*
**[14:58] Loid**
* is to infiltrate it, but over the*
* past few years, fellow agents have...*
**[14:58] Loid**
* I could enter the faculty room*
* and alter documents...*
**[14:59] Yor**
Are you all right, Miss Anya?!
**[15:01] Anya**
*I will read Mama's mind.*
**[15:04] Anya**
Mama, this question...
**[15:06] Yor**
Let's think it over together.
**[15:09] Yor**
Let's see... The denominator is five,
so that's one split into five.
**[15:13] Yor**
Um... To make this easier to understand,
**[15:16] Yor**
let's rip all four limbs off of a torso...
**[15:18] Yor**
Oh, but then the head gets in the way.
**[15:21] Yor**
Huh? Um...
**[15:23] Yor**
Five... Five?
**[15:25] Yor**
Doesn't a five look like an S?
**[15:30] Yor**
Are you all right, Miss Anya?!
**[15:32] Loid**
What's wrong? Well? Why can't you solve this?
**[15:35] Loid**
* I honestly can't figure out*
* what it is she can't understand.*
**[15:39] Anya**
I don't wanna study!
**[15:41] Loid**
Hey, wait a minute!
**[15:43] Yor**
L-Loid...
**[15:45] Yor**
I don't think it's a good idea to
be too forceful at times like this.
**[15:49] Loid**
Yes, but she needs to study more
to become an Imperial Scholar.
**[15:52] Yor**
But is that something she wants for herself?
**[15:59] Loid**
Well...
**[16:00] Loid**
*That's actually for my mission.*
**[16:03] Yor**
I would really like Miss Anya
to enjoy going to school.
**[16:08] Yor**
Of course, she may need to study
so that she doesn't get expelled.
**[16:13] Loid**
Yes... You're right.
**[16:15] Loid**
*She's still very young,*
**[16:17] Loid**
* so getting good grades is*
* probably the least of her worries.*
**[16:20] Yor**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[16:22] Yor**
I shouldn't butt into
another family's affairs.
**[16:25] Loid**
No, it's quite all right. Thank you, Yor.
**[16:28] Loid**
I do lose my composure with her at times.
**[16:32] Yor**
I'm sure other parents go
through the same thing.
**[16:35] Yor**
Let's take a break.
**[16:37] Yor**
I'll make us some tea.
**[16:42] Loid**
Anya, we made you some hot cocoa.
**[16:48] Loid**
And now she's holed up in her room.
**[16:50] Yor**
I guess she's sulking now.
**[16:59] (Flashback) Anya**
I'm gonna do my best in school!
**[17:07] Yor**
She reminds me of my little
brother when he was small.
**[17:10] Yor**
She'll come out eventually.
**[17:13] Loid**
By the way, your brother works for the
Ministry of Foreign Affairs, right?
**[17:16] Loid**
He must have a brilliant academic record.
**[17:18] Loid**
Did you help him with his homework?
**[17:21] Loid**
If you have any tips for me...
**[17:24] Yor**
Oh, no. Yuri was a much more
capable child than I was.
**[17:29] Yor**
I'm embarrassed to admit it, but he
probably taught me more than I taught him.
**[17:33] Yor**
Whenever we'd study together...
**[17:35] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
No, Sis. Spiders actually aren't insects.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
Insects have six legs,
**[17:40] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
and their bodies are split up between
their head, thorax, and abdomen.
**[17:45] (Flashback) Young Yor**
Wow... You're so knowledgeable, Yuri.
**[17:49] Yor**
Whenever I complimented him,
his smile would light up the room.
**[17:52] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
Sis! Next, I'll teach you history!
**[17:55] (Flashback) Young Yor**
S-Sure...
**[17:57] Yor**
He must've enjoyed teaching me things,
**[18:00] Yor**
because he'd always study on his
own even when I left him alone.
**[18:03] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
Sis, wake up! I learned
my times tables! Listen!
**[18:06] (Flashback) Young Yor**
Mrfh...
**[18:08] Loid**
I see. So part of his motivation
was earning your praise.
**[18:14] Yor**
I'm not so sure about that,
**[18:16] Yor**
but if that is the case, perhaps you can
be someone like that for Miss Anya.
**[18:23] Yor**
It might be worth it to praise
her for the smallest things.
**[18:30] Yor**
I think that'll make Miss Anya happy.
**[18:34] Loid**
Well... I'm not so sure about that.
**[18:38] Loid**
*I'm not her real father, after all.*
**[18:42] Loid**
*Wait, no.*
**[18:45] Loid**
*That's right. I need to be the ideal father.*
**[18:49] Loid**
*I need to play that part.*
**[18:52] Loid**
*That was the foundation of this mission.*
**[18:55] Loid**
*But up until now, nothing has been ideal,*
**[19:00] Loid**
*and as a father, I've been...*
**[19:03] Yor**
It's all right.
**[19:06] Yor**
Please be more confident in yourself.
**[19:07] Yor**
Don't you remember what Miss Anya said?
**[19:10] Yor**
That we're a perfect 100 points.
**[19:13] Yor**
To Miss Anya, you're a wonderful father.
**[19:19] Loid**
I'm grateful to hear you say that.
**[19:23] Yor**
Oh, no. I butted in as a stranger again.
**[19:26] Loid**
No, Yor.
**[19:29] Loid**
You're not a stranger, nor part
of someone else's family.
**[19:32] Loid**
Right now, you're the
mother of the Forgers.
**[19:36] Loid**
I'm counting on you to provide
whatever I'm lacking.
**[19:39] Yor**
Th-That's right. I'm actually someone's wife.
**[19:44] Loid**
Don't say things like that
when we're out of the house.
**[19:47] Loid**
It would be great if you could
look over Anya's homework, too.
**[19:51] Yor**
Of course, if you think I can be of help.
**[19:54] Yor**
Let's take our time and do our best together.
**[19:56] Loid**
*That's right. Don't panic, Twilight.*
**[19:59] Loid**
* If this could be ended by*
* assassinating Desmond alone,*
**[20:03] Loid**
*there would be countless methods,*
**[20:05] Loid**
*but that won't get us to a true solution.*
**[20:07] Loid**
*Nothing goes well in a short amount of time.*
**[20:11] Loid**
* You need to know what your target*
* is thinking, what they desire,*
**[20:14] Loid**
* then gain their trust and get close to*
* them so you can keep an eye on them.*
**[20:18] Loid**
* Completing such mundane missions that*
* require patience makes a true spy.*
**[20:22] Loid**
*First, I need to truly understand Anya.*
**[20:29] Yor**
Oh, look at the time.
**[20:30] Loid**
I'll go have a chat with Anya.
**[20:33] Yor**
Then I'll go ahead and do the dishes.
**[20:39] Loid**
Hey, Anya. Your spy show's about to start.
**[20:43] Loid**
I'm sorry about earlier.
**[20:45] Loid**
Let's watch your show first,
**[20:46] Loid**
and then we can figure out
what to do about your studies.
**[20:53] Loid**
Anya?
**[21:01] Loid**
She fell asleep.
**[21:03] Loid**
You're going to catch a cold.
**[21:06] Loid**
*She was studying on her own?*
**[21:10] Anya**
I have to get the best grades
on my tests for Papa...
**[21:17] Loid**
I guess I'll just record that show for her.
**[21:21] Anya**
No, Mama. You can't kill Papa...
**[21:25] Loid**
What exactly is she dreaming about?
**[21:30] Anya**
Zzz...
**[21:35] Loid**
*A wonderful father, huh?*
**[21:42] Loid**
* I wonder what it'd feel*
* like to have a real family.*
**[23:25] Dominic**
Heya, Yuri! Working hard, I see!
**[23:28] Yuri**
Oh, it's been a while, Dominic.
**[23:32] Yuri**
I've been so busy with work that
I haven't been home at all.
**[23:35] Dominic**
Elites at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
sure are cut from a different cloth.
**[23:39] Yuri**
Oh, yeah. Dominic, how was
the party the other day?
**[23:44] Yuri**
What was the guy my sister went with like?
**[23:45] Dominic**
Oh, Yor's...
**[23:46] Dominic**
Ah... Actually, congrats, by the way.
**[23:49] Dominic**
Wait, you haven't met him yet?
**[23:52] Yuri**
Huh?
**[23:55] Yuri**
My sister got married?
***SIGN*** THE COUNTER-SECRET POLICE COVER OPERATION
# E8 - The Counter-Secret Police Cover Operation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2520V/the-counter-secret-police-cover-operation)
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***SIGN*** THE COUNTER-SECRET POLICE COVER OPERATION
**[01:34] Instructor (Math)**
Now, who can answer this question?
**[01:38] Instructor (Math)**
Miss Anya Forger.
**[01:43] Anya**
Three-thirds!
**[01:47] Instructor (Math)**
Ah. That is quite wrong.
**[01:59] Handler**
So, how are things going, Twilight?
**[02:01] Handler**
How is your daughter doing
with her academics?
**[02:05] Handler**
HQ was estimating that she'd be able to
receive eight Stella in about four months.
**[02:11] Loid**
Four...
**[02:12] Loid**
Not a problem.
**[02:14] Handler**
I see... that your ability
to lie has diminished.
**[02:17] Loid**
* I'm confident she'll be able to get eight*
* Tonitrus Bolts in two months, though.*
**[02:19] Handler**
No matter.
**[02:20] Handler**
By the way...
**[02:22] Handler**
Our informant within city hall
was compromised this morning.
**[02:26] Handler**
The enemy is stepping up their game.
**[02:28] Handler**
Be on your guard, Twilight.
**[02:30] Handler**
I shouldn't have to say this
about being in the city,
**[02:32] Handler**
but be it at Eden College or elsewhere,
**[02:34] Handler**
you never know where eyes
will be watching you.
**[02:36] Handler**
This country's counter-intelligence
agency is quite tough.
**[02:48] (Flashback) Hayward**
H-How can I help you gentlemen?
**[02:51] (Flashback) First Lieutenant**
We're with the State Security Service.
**[02:53] (Flashback) First Lieutenant**
You're Jim Hayward, are you not?
**[02:55] (Flashback) First Lieutenant**
We're taking you in on
suspicion of being a spy.
**[02:58] (Flashback) Hayward**
A s-spy?! What are you talking about?
**[03:01] (Flashback) Hayward**
Hey... wait!
**[03:02] (Flashback) Hayward**
Stop that! Unhand me at onc—
**[03:04] (Flashback) First Lieutenant**
We'll hear what you have
to say back at the office.
**[03:14] Millie**
That's totally what happened
this morning! I was *so* scared!
**[03:19] Sharon**
The guy they took from finance
**[03:21] Sharon**
was apparently leaking
documents from this office.
**[03:24] Yor**
Oh, he must be a bad person.
**[03:26] Camilla**
Mornin'.
**[03:28] Millie**
Oh, mornin'!
**[03:30] Yor**
Good morning, Camilla.
**[03:33] Camilla**
Oh, by the way, Yor, my boyfriend
told me about your marriage.
**[03:38] Camilla**
You haven't even told your
younger brother yet?
**[03:41] Yor**
Oh, you're right! I'd completely forgotten!
**[03:44] Sharon**
Uh, you forgot? For a whole year?
**[03:47] Yor**
Wh-What shall I do?
**[03:48] Camilla**
He said he'll be calling you here later.
**[03:52] Yor**
*That's right.*
**[03:54] Yor**
* I haven't given him the*
* number for my new place yet.*
**[03:56] Yor**
* I was so relieved our marriage went through*
* that I blanked on everything else!*
**[03:59] Millie**
Say... is your younger brother a hottie?
**[04:03] Millie**
Aw, he's a total cutie!
**[04:06] Yor**
Yes. Yuri is quite adorable.
**[04:08] Yor**
He would always call me "Sis"
and refused to leave my side.
***SIGN*** The State Security Service
**[04:12] Millie**
Yikes, so he's obsessed with his sister. Pass.
**[04:15] Sharon**
If your brother looks up to you so much,
isn't it kinda mean to forget to tell him that?
**[04:20] First Lieutenant**
Let's start one more time
from the beginning.
**[04:22] First Lieutenant**
How many and what kind of files
did you take from city hall?
**[04:26] First Lieutenant**
Who did you sell them to?
**[04:27] First Lieutenant**
What do they look like?
What is their contact information?
**[04:29] First Lieutenant**
When, where, and how many
times did you meet with them?
**[04:32] Hayward**
Please let me go home.
**[04:38] Narrator**
*The State Security Service.*
**[04:40] Narrator**
* An organization whose goal is to maintain*
* the peace within their nation.*
**[04:41] First Lieutenant**
Since we're both so good at talking,
let's continue, Mr. Hayward.
**[04:43] Narrator**
* Its main duties include spy hunting*
* and keeping an eye on the citizens.*
**[04:46] First Lieutenant**
What do you say?
**[04:46] Narrator**
* To complete their missions,*
* they frequently use violence,*
**[04:49] Narrator**
*wiretapping, intimidation, and torture.*
**[04:51] Narrator**
* The citizens called them the*
* "secret police," and they are feared.*
**[04:56] Yuri**
Great work, First Lieutenant. The boss
asked me to take over the questioning.
**[04:59] First Lieutenant**
All right. I'll leave the rest to you,
**[05:03] First Lieutenant**
Second Lieutenant Briar.
**[05:05] Yuri**
Yes, sir! I'll do my best!
**[05:07] Narrator**
*Yuri Briar, age twenty.*
**[05:09] Narrator**
*He is a member of the secret police.*
**[05:13] Second Lieutenant**
Why did the boss bring
such a softie into our team?
**[05:17] Second Lieutenant**
I admit that he's good,
but frankly, he's just a kid.
**[05:20] Second Lieutenant**
Some elite from the Ministry of Foreign
Affairs who quickly rose up the ranks.
**[05:24] First Lieutenant**
When I talked to the boss...
**[05:28] (Flashback) Chief**
Huh? Well, isn't Yuri adorable?
**[05:31] (Flashback) Chief**
He's like some cute little puppy.
**[05:33] First Lieutenant**
And that was all.
**[05:35] Second Lieutenant**
I-I see...
**[05:37] First Lieutenant**
Well, our organization needs
a kid like him sometimes.
**[05:41] First Lieutenant**
Not to mention, he knows how to do the job,
**[05:43] First Lieutenant**
and he can be quite indiscriminate.
**[05:45] Yuri**
Hello, Mr. Hayward!
**[05:47] Hayward**
You won't get anything out of m—
**[05:48] Yuri**
My older sister actually works
at city hall just like you do!
**[05:52] Hayward**
Huh?
**[05:53] Yuri**
Maybe you know her. She's pretty
and kind, and I'm super proud of her!
**[05:57] Yuri**
I'm actually going to celebrate
her marriage today.
**[05:59] Yuri**
I haven't seen her in forever,
so I'm really excited!
**[06:02] Yuri**
So, yeah. I'd like to get this over
with quickly so I can go home.
**[06:05] Yuri**
Why don't you just spit it all out already?
**[06:07] Hayward**
I-I don't know anything!
**[06:12] Yuri**
Here are photos of your deals.
**[06:14] Yuri**
This is you, isn't it, Mr. Hayward?
**[06:17] Secretary**
Second Lieutenant, you—
**[06:19] Secretary**
How long were you holding on to
important evidence like this?!
**[06:21] Yuri**
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to submit them.
**[06:24] Yuri**
You'd be much better off if you were honest.
**[06:31] Hayward**
So, I was just giving them the
papers in exchange for cash.
**[06:36] Hayward**
All I know about him is that he's from
the West. I don't even know his name.
**[06:41] Yuri**
Was there anything awkward about
this man's looks or speech?
**[06:45] Yuri**
Perhaps he didn't act his age?
**[06:49] Hayward**
No, nothing like that.
**[06:50] Yuri**
I see. In that case...
**[06:54] Yuri**
Does the name "Twilight"
sound familiar to you?
**[06:58] Hayward**
Who?
**[06:59] Yuri**
He's a spy from the West.
Apparently, a master of disguise.
**[07:03] Yuri**
He is the villain who is trying
to make this world fall into chaos.
**[07:06] Yuri**
You could call him my natural enemy.
**[07:08] Hayward**
I-If I helped you catch him,
could we just forget about all this?
**[07:13] Yuri**
Do you know something?
**[07:15] Hayward**
Er, no, but let me remember...
**[07:17] Yuri**
If you feed me false information, you'll be
committing another crime, so do be careful.
**[07:22] Hayward**
I just wanted extra money so I could fool
around with girls! I didn't mean any harm.
**[07:26] Yuri**
You have a wife, don't you?
**[07:28] Hayward**
You're a man, too! You must understand!
**[07:31] Hayward**
I was just selling some documents.
I'm no political criminal.
**[07:34] Hayward**
Let me off the hook! Please!
**[07:37] Yuri**
Mr. Hayward, you see...
**[07:40] Yuri**
I haven't told my sister that I work
for the State Security Service.
**[07:44] Yuri**
It's a particularly dangerous job,
so it'd just worry her.
**[07:48] Yuri**
And above all, I don't want her
to know how much dirty work I do.
**[07:55] Yuri**
Mr. Hayward, what you've done is treason.
**[07:59] Yuri**
Perhaps they were nothing more
than pieces of paper to you,
**[08:02] Yuri**
but they may very well put many
of our citizens in danger.
**[08:07] Yuri**
Do you understand?!
**[08:08] Yuri**
Unlike you, I love my family... my sister.
**[08:13] Yuri**
I will do anything to protect this
country where my sister lives.
**[08:18] Yuri**
And I do mean anything.
**[08:23] Bondman**
*I don't care how much you torture me!*
**[08:25] Bondman**
*I will never... sell out my friends!*
**[08:28] Enemy**
*Curse you and your resilience, Bondman!*
**[08:31] Loid**
* If only she could concentrate*
* on her studies like this.*
**[08:35] Bondman**
*I only have two bullets left.*
**[08:36] Anya**
How many bullets can Bondman's pistol hold?
**[08:39] Loid**
Hm? I'm pretty sure it was eight.
**[08:44] Anya**
So that's two-eighths!
**[08:46] Loid**
Yes! You're right!
**[08:48] Anya**
He has two-eighths of his bullets left!
**[08:50] Loid**
How do you even know those words?
**[08:52] Loid**
* So the cartoon makes things*
* easier for her to understand?*
**[08:57] Yor**
Th-Th-Th-Th-There's trouble, Loid!
**[09:00] Loid**
Welcome home, Yor.
**[09:01] Anya**
He has two-eighths of his bullets left!
**[09:04] Yor**
Yuri... I mean, my younger brother
is coming here today!
**[09:09] Loid**
Today?!
**[09:12] Yor**
So, yes...
**[09:13] Yor**
He insists on coming over
and congratulating us.
**[09:16] Yor**
What shall we do? He won't find out
that this marriage is fake, will he?
**[09:19] Loid**
Don't worry.
**[09:21] Loid**
I've prepared lovey-dovey couple
accessories for just this sort of occasion.
**[09:32] Anya**
Papa and Mama are flirting.
**[09:33] Loid and Yor**
We are not!
**[09:37] Anya**
Mama's little brother still isn't here?
**[09:39] Loid**
You mean your uncle.
**[09:41] Anya**
Unkie...
**[09:45] Loid**
It's late. You should go to bed.
**[09:47] Anya**
Anya will greet Unkie, too...
**[09:50] Yor**
It appears as though he's
still stuck at work.
**[09:59] Yuri**
*I got a little worked up, and now I'm late.*
**[10:02] Yuri**
*Ah, but...*
**[10:04] Yuri**
* I'll finally be able to see Sis!*
* It's been so long! La, la!*
**[10:07] Yuri**
*Hurgh!*
**[10:09] Yuri**
* I can feel the ribs that my*
* sister broke before tingling.*
**[10:13] Yuri**
* I'm remembering her loving embrace,*
* and now my whole body is tingling!*
**[10:18] Yuri**
* But why in the world did my sister wait*
* a whole year to tell me she was married?*
**[10:25] Yuri**
* Could he be some foul villain that*
* she's afraid of introducing to me?!*
**[10:31] Yuri**
* I will eliminate every threat within*
* this country where my sister lives.*
**[10:35] Yuri**
*That includes her husband, too.*
**[10:38] Yuri**
*Loid Forger...*
**[10:40] Yuri**
* If he's some shithead who's threatening my*
* sister, I'll throw him in a cell immediately.*
**[10:45] Yuri**
* No, calm down. She mustn't*
* find out about my job.*
**[10:49] Yuri**
* In order to protect my*
* job and my happiness,*
**[10:51] Yuri**
* I must make sure she never*
* finds out about this!*
**[10:54] Loid**
*Yuri Briar...*
**[10:56] Loid**
*The Forgers' only blood relative.*
**[10:58] Loid**
* It's easy to slip up around someone you're*
* emotionally close to. We must be careful.*
**[11:02] Loid**
* I cannot lose this family that*
* I've worked so hard to create.*
**[11:08] Narrator**
* Everyone has a side they*
* don't show anyone else.*
**[11:12] Narrator**
* To their friends, their significant others,*
* or even their families.*
**[11:19] Yuri**
Hello! It's nice to meet you!
I'm Yor's younger brother, Yuri!
**[11:19] Narrator**
* They hide what they're truly feeling*
* through fake smiles or bravado,*
**[11:22] Narrator**
*and keep their true identities secret.*
**[11:23] Loid and Yor**
Welcome.
**[11:24] Narrator**
* That is how the world keeps up*
* the appearance of its temporary peace.*
**[11:33] Announcer**
* Foreign Minister Windsor met with Westalis's*
* Foreign Minister Brantz for six days of talks,*
**[11:38] Announcer**
* with the goal of normalizing diplomatic*
* relations between the two countries.*
**[11:40] Loid**
*I'm going to find out...*
**[11:40] Yuri**
*I'm going to find out...*
**[11:41] Loid**
* if this man is going to*
* harm our family or not!*
**[11:41] Yuri**
*if this man is worthy of my sister or not!*
**[11:45] Yuri**
*No, of course he's not worthy.*
**[11:48] Loid**
Oh, let me take your coat
and the things you're carrying.
**[11:51] Yuri**
Oh, no, there's no need.
Thank you for offering.
**[11:55] Loid**
I can prepare something simple
for us to eat pretty quickly.
**[11:58] Loid**
The two of you can go ahead and relax.
**[12:01] Yuri**
Oh, don't mind me.
**[12:02] Yuri**
*I would never eat something you've made.*
**[12:05] Yor**
Oh, you look so scary, Yuri.
You must be nervous.
**[12:08] Yuri**
I-I'm not...
**[12:10] Yuri**
*Crap. My animosity must've been showing.*
**[12:13] Yor**
Please, make yourself at home.
**[12:13] Yuri**
* I could still be worked up from*
* that interrogation earlier.*
**[12:16] Yuri**
* I need to play the part of the studious*
* civil servant in front of my sister!*
**[12:16] Yor**
* I need to play the part of the*
* lovely wife in front of Yuri!*
**[12:20] Yor**
* I could never tell him that I got*
* married so I could continue killing!*
**[12:26] Yor**
Thank you for the flowers, Yuri.
**[12:29] Yuri**
Sure... But, Sis...
**[12:31] Yuri**
I haven't accepted your marriage yet.
**[12:35] Yuri**
Why did you keep this a secret for a year?
**[12:37] Yuri**
How am I supposed to accept
it if you don't explain?
**[12:40] Loid**
*A reasonable question.*
**[12:42] Loid**
*Now, then...*
**[12:44] (Flashback) Loid**
About your brother... Why don't we just
go ahead and tell him everything?
**[12:49] (Flashback) Loid**
The fact that single women are
seen as highly suspicious
**[12:52] (Flashback) Loid**
is a very serious issue in our times.
**[12:55] (Flashback) Loid**
I'm sure your brother will understand.
**[12:57] (Flashback) Yor**
W-We can't!
**[12:59] (Flashback) Yor**
My brother can be very, er, sensitive.
**[13:03] (Flashback) Yor**
If he found out that I... I got married
to someone I wasn't in love with,
**[13:08] (Flashback) Yor**
he would probably lose his composure.
**[13:10] (Flashback) Yor**
Then we could end up troubling you, Loid...
**[13:13] (Flashback) Yor**
And I don't want my brother to have to
worry about me over something like this.
**[13:19] (Flashback) Yor**
Oh, b-but don't worry! I have the
perfect excuse to give him!
**[13:24] Yor**
* I know more about Yuri than*
* anyone else, so leave this to me!*
**[13:28] Loid**
*I'm counting on you, Yor.*
**[13:30] Yuri**
Well, Sis? Why didn't you tell me?
**[13:33] Yor**
W-Well...
**[13:36] Yor**
B-Because I completely forgot!
**[13:41] Yuri**
Huh? Okay, uh, I...
**[13:44] Yor**
It completely slipped my mind!
**[13:46] Yuri**
Actually, when I called you the other day,
you told me that you had a partner.
**[13:50] Yuri**
You could've at least told me then!
**[13:51] Yor**
W-Well...
**[13:52] Yor**
I forgot that I had forgotten to
tell you about my marriage!
**[14:00] Yuri**
Well, if you say so,
it must be true! Sorry, Sis.
**[14:04] Loid**
*He accepted that?!*
**[14:05] Narrator**
* When it concerns his sister, this man's*
* sense of logic goes out the window.*
**[14:08] Yuri**
Jeez, Sis! You're such a scatterbrain!
**[14:11] Loid**
*Is this normal for the Briars?*
**[14:15] Loid**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[14:17] Yuri**
* Tch. How dare you interrupt*
* the fun Sis and I were having?*
**[14:21] Yuri**
* No... If I keep up this nasty attitude,*
* Sis might end up hating me.*
**[14:27] Yuri**
*I need to at least fake—*
**[14:29] Yor**
Isn't Loid's cooking just so delicious?
**[14:33] Yuri**
* Hmph! Don't think your cooking is*
* enough to win me over, you villain!*
**[14:39] Yuri**
Oh, right. I actually
brought over some wine.
**[14:42] Yuri**
Please, help yourselves.
**[14:43] Loid**
How considerate of you.
**[14:45] Yuri**
* I'll get you drunk and expose you*
* for the filthy villain you are!*
**[14:48] Loid**
None for you tonight, Yor.
**[14:50] Yor**
I know.
**[14:51] Yor**
*Unfortunately.*
**[14:53] Yuri**
So where did you two meet?
**[14:56] Loid**
At the boutique on 3rd Street.
**[14:58] Yor**
It was so surprising for a man I didn't
know to stare at me like that.
**[15:02] Loid**
Er, well... She was just
so beautiful, you know...
**[15:06] Loid**
*The way you said that...*
**[15:07] Loid**
* This subject will probably lead to*
* a slip-up. I need to change it.*
**[15:11] Loid**
After a few dinners, we realized
we had a lot in common.
**[15:15] Yuri**
When were these dinners? Where?
How many times did you go?
**[15:17] Yuri**
Which restaurants?
**[15:19] Yuri**
How many encounters led to your courtship?
**[15:21] Yuri**
What made you decide to marry her?
**[15:23] Loid**
Um...
**[15:24] Loid**
* Why do I feel like I'm being*
* questioned by an officer?*
**[15:26] Yuri**
How do the two of you address each other?
**[15:28] Loid**
Huh? Er, I call her "Yor."
**[15:31] Yuri**
*"Yor"?!*
**[15:32] Yuri**
*Even I hesitate to use her given name!*
**[15:34] Yuri**
S-S-S-Sis, you don't happen to call him
"Loi Loi" or "Loidy," do you?
**[15:37] Yor**
Huh? Um...
**[15:40] Yuri**
Loidy!
**[15:43] Yuri**
God damn it!
**[15:46] Yor**
I-I just... call him Loid!
**[15:49] Narrator**
* When it concerns his sister, this man's*
* sense of logic... Well, you know the rest.*
**[15:53] Loid**
Are you all right?
**[15:55] Loid**
Here, have some water.
**[16:00] Yuri**
* What could my sister possibly*
* like about this guy?!*
**[16:03] Yuri**
* Just because he can cook a little,*
* and he's handsome, and tall,*
**[16:07] Yuri**
* and considerate, and a*
* doctor, that's just...*
**[16:10] Yuri**
*That's just...*
**[16:12] Yuri**
God damn it!
**[16:14] Yor**
Yuri, calm down.
**[16:15] Loid**
* I guess neither Briar*
* holds their liquor well.*
**[16:18] Loid**
By the way, Yuri, I hear you're a diplomat.
**[16:21] Loid**
*Divert, divert...*
**[16:23] Loid**
That's quite the line of work.
Yor loves to brag about you all the time.
**[16:28] Yor**
Dominic told me the other day that you
went all the way to Hugaria recently.
**[16:32] Yuri**
Huh? Yeah. I mean, it's just work.
**[16:37] Yuri**
But yes. It was a beautiful city.
**[16:40] Yuri**
I wish I could've shown you, Sis.
**[16:42] Yuri**
There were a lot of cafés, too.
**[16:44] Yuri**
There was even an old one that
an empress used to frequent...
**[16:47] Loid**
You mean in the capital city Obda, right?
**[16:49] Loid**
There are several delicious
restaurants there.
**[16:52] Loid**
I went there when I was a medical student.
**[16:55] Yuri**
Oh, really?
**[16:56] Yuri**
I went to Kalpatia often.
**[16:58] Yuri**
The old man who owns it makes a superb stew.
**[17:01] Loid**
I had that, too! Ah...
**[17:04] Loid**
So this wine is also from
Hugaria. It's excellent.
**[17:08] Loid**
*This is...*
**[17:09] Yuri**
Oh, that...
**[17:11] Loid**
*"I bought it from a shop on Hedger Street."*
**[17:13] Yuri**
I found it at a little
shop on Hedger Street.
**[17:16] Loid**
It must've been pricey.
**[17:18] Loid**
*It's 200 dalc.*
**[17:19] Yuri**
Oh, no. It was just around 200 dalc.
**[17:23] Loid**
*I knew it.*
**[17:25] Loid**
That's plenty fancy. Thank you very much.
**[17:28] Loid**
*This conversation...*
**[17:30] Loid**
* It's right out of the Ostanian Intelligence*
* Agency's manual for the art of deception.*
**[17:35] Loid**
* It's a conversation template used to fabricate*
* a story about going to another country.*
**[17:39] Loid**
*Meaning this whole story's been a lie.*
**[17:41] Loid**
* Besides, the owner of Kalpatia*
* now has his son running the shop.*
**[17:45] Loid**
* And this wine actually costs 300 dalc*
* now due to a poor harvest.*
**[17:49] Loid**
* You may be able to fool an amateur,*
* but it won't work on me,*
**[17:54] Loid**
*Yuri Briar!*
**[17:55] Loid**
* I had my reservations as soon as I heard you*
* worked for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.*
**[17:58] Loid**
* That line of work has commonly*
* been an entryway to espionage.*
**[18:02] Loid**
*I had Franky do some digging,*
**[18:04] Loid**
* and there are records showing he worked*
* in that department up until a year ago.*
**[18:08] Loid**
* He must've been scouted by the intelligence*
* agency right before or after that.*
**[18:11] Loid**
*Putting all the pieces together,*
**[18:13] Loid**
* this man works for the domestic*
* counter-intelligence agency*
**[18:16] Loid**
* that is WISE's mortal enemy...*
* the secret police!*
**[18:19] Loid**
*That said, though it may be dangerous,*
**[18:22] Loid**
* as long as he doesn't find*
* out who I really am,*
**[18:24] Loid**
* maintaining this relationship*
* isn't a bad idea.*
**[18:26] Loid**
* If I play my cards right, he could*
* be a powerful source of information*
**[18:29] Loid**
*regarding my enemies.*
**[18:30] Loid**
I'll get you something in return next time.
**[18:33] Yor**
Isn't it wonderful that you have such
a lovely older brother now, Yuri?
**[18:36] Loid**
* He appears to be concealing*
* his identity from Yor, too.*
**[18:39] Loid**
* He may be easier to*
* manipulate than I thought.*
**[18:42] Yor**
Yuri?
**[18:45] Yuri**
I told you I wouldn't accept him, Sis!
**[18:47] Yuri**
I'm never going to call him my brother!
**[18:50] Yor**
You're being rude, Yuri.
**[18:52] Yuri**
Yeah, you're right.
**[18:54] Yuri**
I went out into the world,
made a name for myself,
**[18:56] Yuri**
and I can even buy expensive booze now!
**[18:58] Yuri**
But that's all because of my sister!
**[19:01] Yuri**
Our parents were gone, and we were poor,
**[19:03] Yuri**
so we couldn't even get everything
I'd need for studying.
**[19:06] Yuri**
But...
**[19:07] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
Sis sure is late. She's still
at her part-time job?
**[19:12] (Flashback) Young Yor**
I'm home, Yuri!
**[19:14] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
Uh, Sis?!
**[19:15] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
What happened?! You're covered in blood!
**[19:17] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
What kind of work were you doing?!
**[19:19] (Flashback) Young Yor**
Huh? Oh, I'm totally fine.
**[19:21] Young Yor**
*This isn't my blood, so...*
**[19:23] (Flashback) Young Yor**
More importantly, look, Yuri!
**[19:26] (Flashback) Young Yor**
Ta-da! It's the encyclopedia
set you wanted!
**[19:30] (Flashback) Young Yor**
I got paid a lot this time,
so I went ahead and bought it!
**[19:35] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
Sis...
**[19:37] Young Yor**
Ta-da! Here are those snacks
you wanted, Yuri!
**[19:37] Yor**
Sis would always work
herself to death for me!
**[19:40] Young Yuri**
You don't have to work anymore, Sis!
**[19:42] Yuri**
So I made up my mind... that I was
going to become a proper adult,
**[19:45] Yuri**
and be a man who could protect my sister.
**[19:48] Yuri**
I'm going to be the one who protects
my one and only family member.
**[19:52] Yuri**
Can you even imagine
**[19:53] Yuri**
how it feels for me to have the
most important person in my life
**[19:56] Yuri**
just suddenly taken from me by some
guy who appeared out of thin air?
**[20:01] Yor**
Yuri...
**[20:02] Yuri**
Sure, I wanted you to get married
someday and find true happiness.
**[20:06] Yuri**
But that guy has to be someone who
could protect you even better than me!
**[20:11] Yuri**
Are you saying you're up to that task,
**[20:14] Yuri**
Loidy?!
**[20:15] Loid**
Lo—
**[20:18] (Flashback) Yor**
I just want to put my
brother's mind at ease.
**[20:22] Loid**
I...
**[20:24] Loid**
I love Yor as much as you do, if not more!
**[20:28] Loid**
My daughter loves Yor very much, too.
**[20:31] Yor**
* Come on... This is just an*
* act to deceive my brother.*
**[20:34] Loid**
She is already a part of my family.
**[20:37] Loid**
Even if spears or meteors
rained down from the sky,
**[20:40] Loid**
I would risk my life to protect her.
**[20:44] Narrator**
*This man was a bold liar.*
**[20:48] Yuri**
*Did he say... meteors?!*
**[20:50] Yuri**
* I'm confident that I could protect*
* her from spears, but meteors?!*
**[20:53] Yuri**
* Is he surprisingly powerful?*
* But how would he do that?*
**[20:57] Yuri**
I-It's easy to claim such things, you liar!
**[20:59] Yuri**
Yeah! You have the face of a liar!
**[21:03] Yor**
Oh, goodness.
**[21:04] Yor**
You're so careless sometimes, Yuri!
**[21:06] Loid**
* I have the face of a liar?*
* Has he seen through me?*
**[21:07] Loid**
Oh, don't worry about it,
Yor. I'll clean it up.
**[21:09] Loid**
*No, that couldn't be.*
**[21:15] Yuri**
What? You've been married for a year,
**[21:18] Yuri**
and *that's* your reaction when your hands touch?
**[21:20] Yuri**
What? Are you actually married?
**[21:22] Loid**
Wha—
**[21:24] Loid**
Wh-What are you talking about?
We're so in love.
**[21:27] Yor**
Y-Yes, exactly.
**[21:29] Yuri**
A likely story... If you're really
married, then prove it to me.
**[21:34] Loid**
I mean, we have our marriage license...
**[21:36] Yuri**
That's not what I meant!
**[21:38] Yuri**
Kiss right here and now.
**[21:40] Yor and Loid**
Huh?!
**[21:41] Yuri**
Should be easy if you're actually in love.
**[21:44] Yor**
Er... But if it's in front of someone...
**[21:47] Yuri**
Just once is fine. Then I'll believe you.
**[21:50] Yuri**
If you can't, I'm going to city hall to
have them revoke your marriage license!
**[21:53] Loid**
*This is bad. What should I do?*
**[21:55] Loid**
*No, calm down.*
**[21:56] Loid**
*I'm Westalis's greatest spy, Twilight.*
**[21:58] Loid**
* I've had relations with countless*
* women on my missions.*
**[22:01] Loid**
* If a kiss or two will*
* keep my mission safe...*
**[22:04] Loid**
If that's all it takes...
**[22:05] Yor**
What?!
**[22:07] Yor**
Loid, wait...
**[22:09] Loid**
I'm just going to do what I always do, Yor.
**[22:12] Loid**
Come on.
**[22:13] Yor**
* I mean, we need to so we can keep*
* our fake marriage going, but...*
**[22:19] Yor**
Wha...
**[22:21] Yor**
Wha...
**[22:22] Yor**
What?!
***SIGN*** SHOW OFF HOW IN LOVE YOU ARE
# E9 - Show Off How in Love You Are
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDPD1V/show-off-how-in-love-you-are)
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**[00:00] Yuri**
If you're really married,
then prove it to me.
**[00:05] Yuri**
Kiss right here and now.
**[00:07] Loid**
If that's all it takes...
**[00:09] Yor**
What?!
**[00:12] Yor**
*A kiss? A kiss?!*
**[00:15] Yor**
*Doesn't that mean... um...*
**[00:17] Yor**
* Oh, yes. I've read somewhere that*
* your first kiss tastes like lemons.*
**[00:22] Yor**
* That'll go perfectly with*
* this marinated fish.*
**[00:26] Yor**
*Calm down, Yor! Get a hold of yourself!*
**[00:29] Loid**
Here I go.
**[00:30] Yor**
O-O-O-One second, please.
**[00:37] Yor**
*There is no way I can do this sober.*
**[00:40] Yor**
Fank you for waiting...
**[00:42] Loid**
Uh... right.
**[00:45] Loid**
We don't have to do this
if you don't want to.
**[00:47] Yor**
This ish for my sake, as well.
I will do my besht.
**[00:52] Yuri**
What are you two whispering about?!
**[00:54] Yuri**
Can you do it or not?!
**[00:55] Yuri**
Prove to me that you're
really a married couple!
**[01:00] Yor**
Keep your mouf shut, Yuri.
**[01:02] Yor**
We will now show you just how in wuv we are.
**[01:07] Yor**
Here I come, darling.
**[01:09] Yor**
Now, cwose your eyes.
**[01:11] Yuri**
S-Sis!
**[01:15] Loid**
Um... Yor?
***SIGN*** SHOW OFF HOW IN LOVE YOU ARE
**[03:01] Yor**
Sis...
**[03:02] Yuri**
How lewd!
**[03:07] (Flashback) Little Yuri**
Sis!
**[03:11] (Flashback) Little Yuri**
Look! I scored the highest
in my whole class!
**[03:14] (Flashback) Yor**
Oh, how wonderful!
**[03:17] (Flashback) Yor**
I'll reward you with a kiss.
**[03:18] (Flashback) Yor**
Smooch!
**[03:22] (Flashback) Little Yuri**
Sis...
**[03:23] (Flashback) Little Yuri**
When I grow up...
**[03:27] (Flashback) Little Yuri**
I'm gonna marry you.
**[03:29] (Flashback) Yor**
Oh, my.
**[03:31] (Flashback) Yor**
Then I guess I'll just have
to wait patiently for you.
**[03:34] Yor (Echo)**
*...wait patiently for you.
...wait patiently for you.*
**[03:36] Yor (Echo)**
*...wait patiently for you.
...wait patiently for you.*
**[03:39] Yuri**
You...
**[03:40] Yuri**
You can't, Sis!
**[03:42] Yuri**
Seeing you kiss another man
in front of me is just...
**[03:46] Yuri**
I won't allow—
**[03:48] Yor**
*Oh, I knew it...*
**[03:50] Yor**
I just can't!
**[03:51] Yuri**
—itpppppbt!
**[03:56] Yor**
No!
**[04:04] Anya**
Izzit the end of the world?
**[04:11] Yor**
Huh?! Um, Yuri?
**[04:18] Yuri**
I see how it is, Sis.
**[04:20] Yuri**
You're going to treat me like that just
because I tried to stop you from kissing him.
**[04:24] Yuri**
I guess you just couldn't wait to
do naughty things with him!
**[04:29] Yuri**
I was a fool to test you.
**[04:31] Yuri**
Perhaps my feelings were what
was truly being tested here!
**[04:36] Loid**
Um... more importantly, you're bleeding.
**[04:39] Yuri**
Loid Forger... You may lay claim
on my sister's lips for now.
**[04:43] Yor**
Wha—
**[04:44] Yor**
What are you talking about?!
**[04:51] Yuri**
Right... Well, I'll let you
off the hook for today.
**[04:54] Yuri**
But just remember—
**[04:55] Loid**
No, really. You're bleeding.
**[04:57] Loid**
*Is this just normal for the Briars?*
**[04:59] Yor**
Are you all right, Yuri?
You're about to fall over.
**[05:03] Yuri**
I'm fine.
**[05:03] Loid**
*Did you really just say that?*
**[05:04] Yuri**
Well, so are you, Sis.
**[05:10] Yor**
Shall I call you a taxi?
**[05:12] Yuri**
I'm fine. You're such a worrywart, Sis.
**[05:19] Loid**
Whoa, there!
**[05:21] Yuri**
Wipe that smirk off your face!
**[05:23] Yuri**
Are my failures that amusing to you?!
**[05:26] Loid**
Er, no. I was just admiring
what lovely siblings you are.
**[05:30] Loid**
You must have always been
there for each other.
**[05:33] Loid**
Yuri, thank you for protecting
Yor up until now.
**[05:37] Loid**
I'm sure you've been through many hardships.
**[05:41] Loid**
I'll also do everything I can to
be there for her from now on,
**[05:45] Loid**
so let's do everything we can
to make sure Yor is happy.
**[05:50] Yuri**
Like I'd ever ask for your help!
**[05:53] Yuri**
Forget it! I'm going home!
**[05:55] Loid**
Feel free to come over anytime!
**[05:58] Loid**
I'm sure that'll make Yor happy.
**[06:00] Loid**
You should come when my
daughter's awake next time.
**[06:03] Yor**
Miss Anya was doing everything she
could to stay up to meet you.
**[06:07] Yor**
She's absolutely precious,
so I hope you'll play with her.
**[06:11] Yuri**
I don't need him to invite me! I'll be back!
**[06:13] Yuri**
Next time, I'll prove that
you're tricking my sister!
**[06:17] Yor**
I am not being tricked!
**[06:19] Yuri**
Now, hear me, Loid Forger.
**[06:21] Yuri**
If you make my sister cry even a little bit,
**[06:24] Yuri**
I will have you ex—
**[06:27] Yuri**
Um... well, you know.
**[06:30] Yuri**
Just know that you'll rue the day!
**[06:34] Yor**
Be careful getting home, dear!
**[06:34] Yuri**
Sis!
**[06:36] Yor**
Be mindful of your yelling!
It'll disturb the neighbors!
**[06:38] Loid**
*Was he about to say he'd have me executed?*
**[06:40] Loid**
*I should be careful.*
**[06:49] Loid**
*Any wiretaps?*
**[06:51] Loid**
*Looks like we're clear.*
**[06:53] Loid**
*Since he's with the secret police...*
**[06:55] Loid**
* Well, because he's her brother,*
* he may just try that.*
**[06:58] Loid**
*I need to be on my guard.*
**[07:00] Yor**
Loid, thank you very much.
**[07:03] Yor**
I'm a bit embarrassed to say so,
**[07:05] Yor**
but thank you for welcoming him into
your family, despite his rudeness.
**[07:11] Loid**
Yuri clearly loves you very much, Yor.
**[07:15] Loid**
I don't have any family or friends
I can rely on, other than my daughter,
**[07:19] Loid**
so I admit that I was a
little envious of you two.
**[07:21] Yor**
Loid...
**[07:23] Loid**
* Though my daughter is also*
* just part of a pretend family.*
**[07:25] Loid**
Well, anyway. I'm glad he didn't find
out about our pretend marriage.
**[07:33] Yor**
Yes.
**[07:34] Yor**
I'm suddenly very tired,
now that I'm relieved.
**[07:38] Yor**
Why don't we head to bed after we clean up?
**[07:42] Loid**
Er, in separate beds, of course!
I'll change things back!
**[07:45] Yor**
R-Right.
**[07:47] Anya**
Papa... Pwease save Earth...
**[07:52] Yor**
Now, Yuri... You'll make
me mad if you hit Loid...
**[08:02] Loid**
* I can't remember the last time*
* I felt envious of another.*
**[08:06] Loid**
*I should sleep. I'm sure I'm just exhausted.*
**[08:09] Loid**
*Yet my mission still continues on tomorrow.*
**[08:19] Yuri**
I beg your pardon.
**[08:24] Yuri**
Which way is the station?
**[08:26] Passerby A & B**
Get to the hospital first, pal!
**[08:33] Anya**
Morning, pwease.
**[08:36] Anya**
You seem very green today, Papa.
**[08:39] Loid**
Quit talking in your sleep
and go wash your face.
**[08:47] Yor**
Good morning!
**[08:52] Yor**
It's too bad you didn't get
to meet Yuri yesterday.
**[08:55] Anya**
Who's that?
**[08:57] Yor**
* Huh?! But she was so looking*
* forward to meeting him!*
**[09:02] Loid**
Things sure did get lively yesterday.
**[09:04] Yor**
I'm very sorry.
**[09:06] Loid**
* Who'd have thought Yor's*
* brother would be like that?*
**[09:08] Anya**
*Oh! Unkie!*
**[09:10] Loid**
* And he's part of the secret police,*
* my greatest foe as a spy.*
**[09:14] Anya**
*S-Secret police?!*
**[09:17] Anya**
*What's that?*
**[09:20] Anya**
*"Secret" plus "police"...*
**[09:24] Anya**
*That sounds so exciting!*
**[09:26] Anya**
Why didn't you introduce me to him?!
**[09:29] Anya**
Gimme back the excitement I wasted!
**[09:30] Loid**
You wanted to meet him that badly?
**[09:33] Loid**
*Well, at least the storm has passed for now.*
**[09:35] Loid**
*I need to concentrate on Anya's education.*
**[09:39] Loid**
Come on, hurry up and eat. You'll be late.
**[09:44] Anya**
Om... nom...
**[09:46] Yor**
Don't worry, you'll be able to see him soon.
**[09:48] Loid**
*Has the threat truly passed?*
**[09:51] Loid**
* Yor Briar, whose younger brother*
* is a member of the secret police...*
**[09:54] Loid**
* Previously, there was nothing*
* suspicious surrounding her.*
**[09:58] Loid**
* She didn't seem to know what her*
* brother's true occupation is,*
**[10:00] Loid**
*so my intuition says she's still clear.*
**[10:02] Loid**
* Besides, if she knew her brother*
* worked at the State Security Service,*
**[10:05] Loid**
* there'd be no concern over suspicions*
* arising about her being single.*
**[10:08] Loid**
*No, it's dangerous to be too certain.*
**[10:10] Loid**
* What if she was just acting and this*
* was all a lie to get closer to me?*
**[10:16] Loid**
*Suspect everything, Twilight.*
**[10:20] Anya**
Papa, Mama is...
**[10:23] Loid**
What is it?
**[10:26] Anya**
Mama is...
**[10:28] Anya**
bad at cooking.
**[10:30] Yor**
So it was obvious that I made
breakfast this morning!
**[10:34] Yor**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[10:35] Yor**
I did do my best.
**[10:41] Loid**
Ah, by the way, Yor...
**[10:43] Yor**
Yes?
**[10:44] Loid**
Er, I just...
**[10:47] Loid**
* I guess putting a listening device*
* on her is going too far.*
**[10:50] Loid**
*No, I need to silence any doubts now.*
**[10:53] Loid**
* Even a moment's carelessness*
* could mean death.*
**[10:55] Loid**
* It could also mean the lives*
* of tens of thousands of people.*
**[10:59] Loid**
*I need to do this to prove Yor's innocence.*
**[11:01] Loid**
You've got something on your neck.
**[11:05] Yor**
Huh? Thank you very much.
**[11:08] Yor**
* That startled me. I thought he was*
* going to give me a kiss goodbye.*
**[11:11] Anya**
*Wha?!*
**[11:13] Yor**
* I s-still haven't forgotten*
* about last night...*
**[11:17] Yor**
*I can't kiss or even cook.*
**[11:21] Yor**
* Loid managed to smooth*
* things over last night,*
**[11:24] Yor**
*but I'm probably not acting like a proper wife.*
**[11:29] Yor**
* I may be imagining it, but Loid*
* seems a bit more distant today.*
**[11:34] Yor**
* Maybe he's gotten sick of*
* me being so disappointing.*
**[11:40] Loid**
*I need to be on my guard.*
**[11:51] Loid**
What's the matter, Anya?
**[11:54] Anya**
Mama and Papa need to get along.
**[11:59] Loid**
W-Well, we aren't fighting or anything.
**[12:02] Yor**
Th-That's right.
**[12:04] Loid**
And you make sure you get
along with your classmates.
**[12:08] Anya**
Yep.
**[12:11] Loid**
We should get going, too.
**[12:12] Yor**
Oh, right.
**[12:15] Loid**
*Children are so curiously observant at times.*
**[12:26] First Lieutenant**
Hey, Yuri.
**[12:28] First Lieutenant**
Why are you covered in bandages?
**[12:30] First Lieutenant**
Didn't you go celebrate your
sister's wedding yesterday?
**[12:34] Yuri**
I don't really remember what happened.
**[12:37] First Lieutenant**
You probably got drunk and picked
a fight with her husband.
**[12:40] First Lieutenant**
You really need to quit drinking.
**[12:42] Yuri**
Well, I can't let a guy like
that be with my sister.
**[12:44] First Lieutenant**
Was he that disagreeable?
**[12:50] Yuri**
I think...
**[12:52] Yuri**
he was...
**[12:54] Yuri**
a good guy.
**[12:56] Yuri**
But con men and spies always
try to act like good people.
**[12:59] Yuri**
That's it! Hopefully he's a spy!
Then I can throw him in a cell!
**[13:02] First Lieutenant**
Calm down. Do you have any proof of this?
**[13:04] Yuri**
*Shit!*
**[13:06] Yuri**
* I totally forgot to bug their*
* living room and bedrooms!*
**[13:11] Yuri**
*Wait, no!*
**[13:12] Yuri**
*If I happened to hear Sis's
voice in* those *situations,*
**[13:15] Yuri**
*my heart wouldn't be able to bear it!*
**[13:17] First Lieutenant**
Did you give yourself those injuries?
**[13:23] First Lieutenant**
You need to detach from your sister so
you can concentrate on your work more.
**[13:28] First Lieutenant**
Our job is to capture
**[13:30] First Lieutenant**
spies from the West, namely, Twilight.
**[13:33] First Lieutenant**
Because that will lead
to your sister's safety.
**[13:38] Yuri**
I know that. For now...
**[13:40] Yuri**
*Loid Forger, the day you make my sister cry...*
**[13:52] Camilla**
What's with her?
**[13:53] Millie**
She said something like,
"I'm a failure of a wife."
**[13:56] Sharon**
Heya.
**[13:57] Millie**
Oh, Sharon.
**[14:00] Sharon**
Huh? How do you become a good wife?
**[14:04] Sharon**
Are you two not getting along?
**[14:06] Yor**
Well, it's not exactly that...
**[14:08] Yor**
It's just... This is my first time
being with a man in general,
**[14:08] Yor**
* It's just... This is my first time*
* being with a man in general,*
**[14:12] Yor**
*so I'm unsure of how to act.*
**[14:15] Loid**
* I was curious when I looked*
* into her past connections,*
**[14:18] Loid**
* but I guess Yor has really*
* never dated a man before.*
**[14:22] Yor**
* I'm worried that things*
* can't go on like this.*
**[14:26] Yor**
*It doesn't help that I can't cook.*
**[14:29] Loid**
*Anya's words really got to her.*
**[14:32] Loid**
* It appears that Yor is trying to seem more*
* wifely for the sake of our pretend family.*
**[14:37] Loid**
*No, wait.*
**[14:39] Loid**
* She could also be trying to act like the*
* perfect wife to put one over on me.*
**[14:43] Camilla**
* It must be rough when your husband*
* is clearly so much better than you.*
**[14:47] Millie**
*Why don't you two just call it quits?*
**[14:49] Yor**
*Er, I'd like to avoid that.*
**[14:51] Loid**
* Yor's relationship with her*
* coworkers seems a bit, er, uh...*
**[14:55] Section Chief**
*Hey, you four!*
**[14:56] Section Chief**
Hey, you four!
**[14:57] Section Chief**
Quit yapping and get to work.
**[14:59] Camilla**
Gah! It's the section chief.
**[15:01] Section Chief**
Say, Yor...
**[15:03] Section Chief**
Could you go drop this off
at the post office for me?
**[15:06] Yor**
*Yes, sir.*
**[15:08] Loid**
* I guess I'll have to make a move if*
* I want to clear the air for good.*
**[15:19] Yor**
* Come to think of it, Loid and*
* I have separate bank accounts.*
**[15:25] Yor**
* If I contributed a bit of my*
* earnings from my actual job,*
**[15:29] Yor**
*would I be able to help Loid out?*
**[15:32] Yor**
*But I can't make him suspicious of me, either.*
**[15:35] Yor**
* Not to mention, I don't think this*
* was really a financial issue...*
**[15:39] Fake Lieutenant**
You there. I'd like to
ask you a few questions.
**[15:44] Fake Lieutenant**
May we have a bit of your time?
**[15:46] Yor**
*Th-The secret police!*
**[15:49] Yor**
D-Did I do something wrong, sir?
**[15:51] Yor**
* Was I being far too suspicious by*
* looking at ads meant for families,*
**[15:56] Yor**
*when I'm clearly lacking as a wife?*
**[15:57] Yor**
I-I-I'm married!
**[16:01] Fake Second Lieutenant**
We're not hitting on you.
**[16:04] (Flashback) Franky**
What the hell is this?!
**[16:05] (Flashback) Franky**
You call me outta nowhere and
tell me to dress like this
**[16:08] (Flashback) Franky**
so we can question your wife?!
**[16:09] (Flashback) Loid**
Just shut up and follow the plan.
This is all for my mission.
**[16:13] (Flashback) Franky**
I've got nothing to do with that!
**[16:15] Fake Lieutenant**
We are inspecting the mail.
**[16:19] Fake Lieutenant**
You just tried to mail this...
**[16:21] Fake Lieutenant**
But it clearly contains a code
meant for the West.
**[16:24] Fake Lieutenant**
Is the sender, Burns, your superior?
**[16:27] Yor**
Y-Yes.
**[16:28] Fake Second Lieutenant**
What is your name?
**[16:30] Yor**
Yor Bri—
**[16:31] Yor**
I-It's Yor Forger.
**[16:34] Fake Second Lieutenant**
Well, well, well... Yor Forger, eh?
**[16:38] Fake Second Lieutenant**
It clearly states your name
right here as a collaborator!
**[16:43] Fake Lieutenant (Loid)**
*He's really into this.*
**[16:45] Fake Lieutenant**
So you're in cahoots.
**[16:47] Yor**
I-I have no idea about this.
This must be some kind of mistake.
**[16:50] Fake Second Lieutenant**
You'd be better off if you told the truth.
**[16:52] Fake Lieutenant**
Speaking of city hall, someone from the
finance department was caught the other day.
**[16:56] Fake Lieutenant**
Clearly, the corruption within
has spread far and wide.
**[16:59] Fake Second Lieutenant**
I heard he met a pitiful end.
**[17:02] Fake Second Lieutenant**
The intense torture got to
him physically and mentally,
**[17:04] Fake Second Lieutenant**
and he apparently offed himself in his cell.
**[17:08] Fake Second Lieutenant**
And I heard last month, they caught
another woman around this chick's age.
**[17:12] Fake Second Lieutenant**
You know, that official's secretary.
**[17:14] Fake Lieutenant (Loid)**
*What kind of characterization is he going for?*
**[17:16] Fake Lieutenant**
Ah, her.
**[17:18] Fake Lieutenant**
She was freed once we found out she
had family in State Security Service.
**[17:21] Fake Second Lieutenant**
Man, talk about an awesome benefit.
**[17:23] Fake Second Lieutenant**
Our family members can be let off
the hook of most allegations.
**[17:27] Fake Lieutenant**
Enough talking. You'll be
coming with us to the station.
**[17:31] Loid**
* If she's aware that Yuri works*
* for the State Security Service,*
**[17:34] Loid**
* this will all be solved as soon*
* as she mentions Yuri's name.*
**[17:37] Loid**
* There's no reason for her to be*
* secretive to one of his coworkers,*
**[17:40] Loid**
* and if she resists, she'll further*
* make us suspicious.*
**[17:45] Loid**
* Come on, Yor. If you're in on this,*
* ask your brother for help.*
**[17:49] Loid**
*And if you're not...*
**[17:51] Yor**
I...
**[17:52] Yor**
work hard every day for the
citizens of this country.
**[17:56] Yor**
I would never participate in espionage!
**[17:58] Fake Second Lieutenant**
No use playing dumb with us!
**[18:00] Fake Second Lieutenant**
Just shut up and come with—
**[18:03] Fake Second Lieutenant**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[18:06] Yor**
I'm quite certain I mentioned
that I was married.
**[18:09] Yor**
Please do not touch me so casually.
**[18:11] Fake Lieutenant**
You do realize you're putting your family
in danger by doing this, don't you?
**[18:15] Yor**
My younger brother and husband are both kind
**[18:18] Yor**
and upstanding members of society.
**[18:20] Yor**
If you ever unjustly harm either of them,
**[18:26] Yor**
I frankly do not care if
I'm dealing with you two.
**[18:28] Yor**
I will show no mercy!
**[18:35] Fake Lieutenant**
Hey, Second Lieutenant Mop...
**[18:37] Fake Lieutenant**
Are you certain about this cipher?
**[18:39] Fake Second Lieutenant**
What? Of course I'm—
**[18:41] Fake Second Lieutenant**
What the?!
**[18:43] Fake Second Lieutenant**
Looking closer, this is clearly
not the raccoon cipher.
**[18:45] Fake Second Lieutenant**
It's the caterpillar cipher!
**[18:47] Fake Lieutenant**
If we decode this message...
**[18:48] Fake Lieutenant**
This is a letter Burns sent to a
renowned hemorrhoids doctor.
**[18:52] Yor**
Huh?
**[18:53] Fake Lieutenant**
I see. He used a cipher because
he was embarrassed.
**[18:56] Fake Lieutenant**
How confusing.
**[18:58] Fake Lieutenant**
So, yes, it would appear
we had the wrong idea.
**[19:01] Fake Lieutenant**
Your name isn't on here at all.
**[19:03] Fake Lieutenant**
You may leave, but make sure you keep
quiet about this for Mr. Burns's sake, too.
**[19:13] Franky**
Well, that was quite the farce.
**[19:16] Franky**
Considering how she acted, it's pretty clear
she has no connections with the secret police.
**[19:22] Franky**
Hey, come on. Don't tell me you
feel guilty for doubting her.
**[19:26] Loid**
I don't.
**[19:27] Franky**
I've warned you about this before, but don't
develop unnecessary feelings for her.
**[19:31] Franky**
If you value your life, don't trust anyone.
**[19:34] Franky**
We have no other way to survive.
**[19:40] Loid**
Somehow, it's extremely infuriating
to hear those words from that face.
**[19:44] Franky**
But *you* made that face!
**[19:46] Franky**
Damn it! I thought I could land
a few chicks with that face on.
**[19:49] Franky**
My precious hot-guy face!
**[19:52] Loid**
It's a terrible idea to date
a woman while deceiving her.
**[19:55] Franky**
Did you really just say that?
**[20:01] Yor**
*Today was terribly nerve-wracking.*
**[20:04] Yor**
* I was almost arrested, meaning not*
* only would I be ruined as a wife,*
**[20:08] Yor**
*but I would've destroyed the Forgers.*
**[20:11] Loid**
Oh, hello, Yor.
**[20:13] Yor**
Loid...
**[20:14] Loid**
What a coincidence. Why don't
we go home together?
**[20:17] Loid**
Oh? There's something on
your collar again, Yor.
**[20:23] Yor**
I'm so sorry.
**[20:25] Yor**
Apparently, I'm such a failure as wife that
I can't even keep up proper appearances.
**[20:30] Loid**
Well, if you ask me, Yor...
**[20:33] Loid**
Perhaps many families throughout this
world are somehow putting on an act,
**[20:38] Loid**
thinking, "A wife should be like this,"
or, "You're supposed to be the parent."
**[20:42] Loid**
Of course, I believe that working hard
to be your best self is admirable.
**[20:45] Loid**
But if you dwell on that so
much that you lose yourself,
**[20:49] Loid**
things that should go well might fall apart.
**[20:53] Loid**
Many people suffering like that
come to my hospital all the time.
**[20:59] Loid**
Putting on an act all the
time can become tiring.
**[21:04] Yor**
Loid...
**[21:07] Loid**
And that's why I want you
to be as you are, Yor.
**[21:10] Loid**
The more confident you seem,
the less people will suspect anything.
**[21:13] Loid**
And I'm sure Anya will be
happier seeing you smile.
**[21:18] Yor**
Thank you very much. I...
**[21:22] Yor**
I'm truly grateful that I married you, Loid!
**[21:32] Franky**
* Don't tell me you feel*
* guilty for doubting her.*
**[21:44] Yor**
What did you just throw away?
**[21:45] Loid**
Oh, just the lint I found
on your collar earlier.
**[21:48] Loid**
More importantly,
**[21:50] Loid**
we didn't even do anything to celebrate
our one-year wedding anniversary.
**[21:53] Loid**
Why don't we buy some cake on our way home?
**[21:55] Yor**
That's a lovely idea!
**[22:02] Anya**
Papa, Mama! I have returned!
**[22:07] Yor**
Welcome home, Miss Anya.
**[22:09] Loid**
What's the matter?
**[22:13] Anya**
Papa and Mama are getting along!
**[22:18] Loid**
I told you that we were never
fighting to begin with.
**[22:21] Yor**
We have cake, Miss Anya!
**[22:23] Anya**
I want some cake!
**[22:26] Loid**
Hey, now. You're going to
bother the people downstairs.
***SIGN*** THE GREAT DODGEBALL PLAN
# E10 - The Great Dodgeball Plan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U353KM/the-great-dodgeball-plan)
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**[00:46] Instructor**
Good morning, Master Henderson.
**[00:49] Henderson**
Good morning, sir.
**[00:52] Henderson**
Would you like some tea, as well?
**[00:54] Instructor**
Yes, I'd love some.
**[01:00] Instructor**
It's been a while since you were in
charge of the grade school kids.
**[01:05] Instructor**
How are the kids this year?
**[01:07] Henderson**
I must say, they show promise.
**[01:11] Instructor**
I heard you had to give one of them
a Tonitrus Bolt on their first day.
**[01:18] Henderson**
True, it was a rather rare occurrence
for our prestigious Eden College.
**[01:22] Instructor**
It's the first time I've heard
of it happening, too.
**[01:25] Henderson**
I only did what was necessary.
**[01:29] Henderson**
Good deeds shall be praised,
**[01:31] Henderson**
and misconduct will be met with punishment.
**[01:34] Henderson**
That is essential to education.
**[01:37] Instructor**
I have much to learn from you, sir.
**[01:43] Henderson**
As the elementary students pass
through the gates of Eden College
**[01:47] Henderson**
to learn true elegance every day,
our school's traditions shall live on.
**[01:52] Henderson**
Our house of learning exists to ensure
the future of our country is elegant.
**[02:17] Ewen**
Lord Damian!
**[02:19] Ewen**
Isn't this your older brother, Lord Damian?
**[02:24] Damian**
Yes...
**[02:25] Ewen**
This must be his entrance ceremony!
**[02:28] Ewen**
He's probably elsewhere in this book, too!
**[02:31] Emile**
Oh, there he is!
**[02:32] Ewen**
Ooh!
**[02:33] Emile**
There he is again!
**[02:35] Ewen**
And here! He's truly an MVP!
**[02:39] Emile**
Your brother is just raking in
the Stellas! How magnificent!
**[02:45] Ewen**
But I'm sure you'll become an Imperial
Scholar even faster, Lord Damian!
**[02:49] Ewen**
We all know you'll be the first
to get a Stella in our grade!
**[02:54] Damian**
W-Well, yes.
**[02:55] Emile**
But we still have a while until our exams.
**[02:59] Emile**
Your first opportunity will be...
**[03:02] Emile**
Our P.E. class next week.
**[03:04] Emile**
We'll be having a dodgeball tournament
with the other classes!
**[03:08] Ewen**
My friend told me something he
heard from his friend in Class 7.
**[03:12] Ewen**
He said if you become MVP,
you can get a Stella!
**[03:16] Damian**
Really?
**[03:17] Emile**
This is your chance, Lord Damian!
**[03:19] Damian**
MVP, eh?
**[03:45] Henderson**
It is a clear, sunny day.
**[03:47] Henderson**
Young ladies and gentlemen of Eden,
**[03:49] Henderson**
you will be adding another page
to Eden's history today...
**[03:55] Henderson**
Elegantly and brilliantly.
**[04:01] Damian**
Shut up! You picked a fight with me first!
**[04:05] Anya**
Anya didn't do anything wrong!
**[04:06] Becky**
Exactly! First off, you—
**[04:08] Damian**
Shut up, uggo!
**[04:09] Becky**
Excuse me?!
**[04:10] Anya**
Shithead.
**[04:10] Damian**
Shut it, Stubby Legs!
**[04:12] Becky**
You're not supposed to talk to girls like that!
**[04:16] Henderson**
*Ele...gant.*
**[05:50] Anya**
I have returned!
**[05:52] Yor**
Welcome home, Miss Anya.
**[05:54] Anya**
Papa, I have acquired important news!
**[05:57] Loid**
What?
**[05:58] Loid**
You may be able to get a Stella
at your next P.E. class?
**[06:01] Anya**
That's what Becky said.
**[06:03] (Flashback) Becky**
My friend told me something she
heard from her friend in Class 7.
**[06:08] (Flashback) Becky**
The MVP from the winning
class in next week's tournament
**[06:12] (Flashback) Becky**
will receive a Stella!
**[06:14] Loid**
*So it's a rumor? That seems dubious.*
**[06:18] Yor**
Then we need to train, Miss Anya!
**[06:21] Anya**
Training!
**[06:22] Yor**
So what sport will you be playing?
**[06:25] Anya**
Dodgeball.
**[06:26] Yor**
Dodgeball...
**[06:29] Yor**
That's the game where you hit your opponent
with a ball to do them in, right?
**[06:33] Loid**
*"Do them in"?*
**[06:34] Anya**
Mama! Teach me a killer move!
**[06:36] Yor**
Very well! I shall teach you the
ultimate killer move with a ball.
**[06:43] Loid**
Are you also athletic, Yor?
**[06:45] Yor**
Oh, not exactly.
**[06:47] Yor**
I just used to play catch
with my brother sometimes.
**[06:50] Yor**
* I can't tell them I rip people apart*
* and toss them around on a daily basis!*
**[06:53] Yor**
Just leave this to me, Miss Anya!
**[06:56] Yor**
I'll show you a killer move that
will help you catch that star!
**[07:00] Anya**
I will reach for the stars in dodgeball!
**[07:02] Anya**
Anya will catch the star!
**[07:05] Yor**
That's the spirit!
**[07:05] Loid**
*I'm glad she's so motivated... but...*
**[07:06] Anya**
Super Anya will catch the star!
**[07:09] Yor**
Yes!
**[07:12] Yor**
We'll start with strength training.
**[07:14] Yor**
One...
**[07:17] Yor**
Two...
**[07:21] Yor**
Three...
**[07:26] Yor**
Four...
**[07:29] **
Death-Defying Sit-ups
**[07:33] Yor**
Five.
**[07:37] Yor**
Six.
**[07:44] Yor**
Stamina is crucial, too.
**[07:52] Yor**
Miss Anya!
**[07:55] Yor**
Now, listen carefully.
**[07:56] Yor**
You're not just using your
arms when you throw the ball.
**[07:59] Yor**
You need to make sure you
step out with your foot,
**[08:02] Yor**
twist your hips as you shift your weight,
**[08:05] Yor**
channel all of your strength
into your shoulder, and... throw!
**[08:16] Yor**
Okay! Now you give it a try!
**[08:20] Yor**
Oh, Loid.
**[08:26] **
Visualizing the Game
**[08:27] Loid**
*This is training?*
**[08:29] Loid**
* I don't really understand how,*
* but I did decide to let Yor handle this.*
**[08:36] Yor**
Miss Anya, please wake up.
**[08:40] Yor**
Hey!
**[08:41] Anya**
Hey!
**[08:42] Yor**
Hah!
**[08:43] Anya**
Hah!
**[08:45] Yor**
Hup!
**[08:45] Anya**
Hup!
**[08:46] Yor**
Slap!
**[08:47] Anya**
Slap!
**[08:48] Yor**
Fwap!
**[08:49] Anya**
Fwap!
**[08:50] Yor**
Chwass!
**[08:51] Anya**
Chwass!
**[09:08] Anya**
I'm gonna catch that star tomorrow!
**[09:17] Anya**
I did my best. I survived
Mama's ruthless training.
**[09:23] Anya**
I even thought up a name for my killer shot.
**[09:26] Anya**
I'm gonna seize that star!
**[09:36] Anya**
*I'm gonna get lots of stars...*
**[09:40] Anya**
*so I can help Papa with his mission!*
**[09:43] Emile**
At least it's clear that you're motivated.
**[09:45] Ewen**
Just make sure you don't hold
Lord Damian back, Stubby Legs.
**[09:49] Anya**
Second son... and his lackeys.
**[09:51] Becky**
Why are we playing together with the boys?
**[09:53] Becky**
Being on the same team
with him is the worst.
**[09:57] Anya**
* Second son... The son of Papa's*
* target for this mission.*
**[10:01] Anya**
* Good things happen if*
* I become friends with him.*
**[10:04] Damian**
Wh-What are you staring at?!
**[10:06] Anya**
* But he gets really mean,*
* so I don't like him.*
**[10:11] Damian**
* Well, I don't have any time to*
* waste on a runt like you, either.*
**[10:15] Anya**
*A runt?*
**[10:17] Damian**
* I'm going to get MVP in this tournament*
* and be rewarded a Stella.*
**[10:22] Damian**
* I need to become an Imperial*
* Scholar just like my brother.*
**[10:25] Damian**
*Otherwise...*
**[10:29] Damian**
*Father will never notice me.*
**[10:32] Ewen**
Hey, wait, Lord Damian!
**[10:37] Henderson**
Gather round!
**[10:41] Henderson**
Your usual P.E. teacher, Bobby,
is out sick, so I will be his substitute.
**[10:46] Henderson**
Do not forget to be proper
young men and ladies,
**[10:49] Henderson**
and execute the most elegant of plays.
**[10:52] Students**
Yes, sir.
**[10:53] Henderson**
We will now begin the dodgeball tournament
between Class 3, Cecile Hall,
**[10:58] Henderson**
and Class 4, Wald Hall.
**[11:00] Henderson**
You may now begin!
***SIGN*** THE GREAT DODGEBALL PLAN
**[11:15] Emile**
Let's show them who's boss, Lord Damian.
**[11:17] Class 3 mob**
You've got this, Damian!
**[11:25] (Flashback) Emile**
Lord Damian!
**[11:26] (Flashback) Ewen**
We gathered some intel on Class 4!
**[11:30] (Flashback) Damian**
Good.
**[11:33] Damian**
* In order to be awarded a Stella,*
* you have to become the MVP.*
**[11:37] Damian**
*My enemy...*
**[11:39] Damian**
*is him!*
**[11:42] Damian**
* In order to defeat Class 4*
* and win this match, first...*
**[11:45] Damian**
*we need to defeat him!*
**[11:53] Damian**
*The son of a command major, Bill Watkins.*
***SIGN*** Bill Watkins (6)
**[11:57] Class 4 mob**
Nice catch, Bill!
**[12:01] Becky**
What the heck is that monster?!
**[12:03] Becky**
There's no way he's our age!
**[12:06] Ewen**
It's him...
**[12:08] Emile**
Bazooka Bill!
**[12:10] Emile**
Because of his obviously
blessed physique and brains,
**[12:12] Emile**
he won awards in all kinds of
sports tournaments in kindergarten.
**[12:16] Emile**
The Monster of Bodam!
**[12:18] Becky**
Are there even that many
tournaments in kindergarten?!
**[12:21] Damian**
Wearing glasses right now
is dangerous, old man.
**[12:25] Bill**
I humbly thank you for your concern,
Damian, son of Chairman Desmond.
**[12:29] Bill**
But I'll be fine, because that
ball won't be hitting me.
**[12:32] Bill**
Also...
**[12:33] Bill**
Any hits above the shoulders don't count.
**[12:37] Bill**
*Enemy positions confirmed.*
**[12:38] Bill**
*Airflow, humidity... both good.*
**[12:47] Class 3 mob**
Gerf.
**[12:47] Class 3 mob**
Gah.
**[12:51] Henderson**
Four hits.
**[12:52] Class 4 mob**
Wow! Way to go, Bill!
**[12:52] Emile**
What?!
**[12:53] Ewen**
Is that even possible?!
**[12:54] Damian**
Don't panic! That was just a fluke!
**[12:57] Bill**
Oh, that wasn't a fluke.
**[13:04] Bill**
When I throw the ball...
**[13:06] Bill**
Every imaginable detail has been calculated.
**[13:10] Bill**
We're not just talking simulations.
I've trained my body to its limit.
**[13:34] (Flashback) Bill**
Daddy!
**[13:38] (Flashback) Bill's Father**
Ah, my son, Bill.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Bill**
Yes, Daddy?
**[13:42] (Flashback) Bill's Father**
You will eventually be the hero
of Eden, as well as our army.
**[13:48] (Flashback) Bill's Father**
Make sure you seize those
Stellas with your own hands.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Bill's Father**
For the future of Ostania!
**[13:54] (Flashback) Bill**
Sir, yes, sir!
**[13:56] Bill**
Yes... my victory is predetermined.
**[14:01] Becky**
Um, hello?! We'll die if
that actually hits us!
**[14:04] Bill**
Don't worry. I'll hold back on you women.
**[14:08] Becky**
Actually, that also pisses me off.
**[14:11] Becky**
Gurk!
**[14:13] Henderson**
Hit.
**[14:16] Damian**
That's some mouth you've got on you.
**[14:19] Damian**
Do you really think we went into
this without a plan, you giant oaf?
**[14:24] Damian**
You can't win...
**[14:26] Damian**
at dodgeball all by yourself!
**[14:47] (Flashback) Emile**
Ow!
**[14:48] (Flashback) Emile**
You're gonna be the MVP! I just know it!
**[15:03] (Flashback) Damian**
I'm gonna be the MVP!
**[15:06] Damian**
Let's do this! Formation G!
**[15:09] Emile and Ewen**
Right!
**[15:25] Henderson**
Four hits.
**[15:30] Damian**
I'm not done yet!
**[15:37] Emile**
Ultimate...
**[15:37] Ewen**
...Shadow...
**[15:38] Damian**
...Clone...
**[15:39] Damian, Emile & Ewen**
...Attack!
**[15:45] Bill**
Shadow clone, eh?
**[15:47] Bill**
Now, this is what you call...
**[15:49] Bill**
a *real* shadow clone attack!
**[15:55] Emile**
*Lord Damian...*
**[15:56] Emile**
*It was an honor to fight by your side.*
**[16:02] Ewen**
Emile!
**[16:04] Emile**
* I know all kinds of great*
* things about you, Lord Damian.*
**[16:08] Emile**
* Though I can't remember a single one*
* right now, I'm sure there was something.*
**[16:13] Emile**
*Please win, Lord Damian!*
**[16:17] Emile**
*Because you'll always be...*
**[16:20] Emile**
*a true MVP in our hearts!*
**[16:30] Ewen**
The forbidden... face block!
**[16:35] Ewen**
Emile!
**[16:38] Ewen**
Emile! Hey! Speak to me!
**[16:42] Emile**
Ewen... you dummy. Don't cry.
**[16:47] Ewen**
I'm not crying!
**[16:49] Emile**
It's not the end yet...
**[16:52] Emile**
So don't give up hope.
**[16:56] Ewen**
Yeah. I know. I know!
**[16:59] Ewen**
Once we give up, it's game over—
**[17:03] Damian**
Damn it! At this rate, we're gonna lose.
**[17:06] Damian**
I need to find his weakness!
**[17:09] Damian**
*I don't care if the others go down.*
**[17:12] Damian**
*I need to somehow survive and stand out!*
**[17:15] Anya**
*Second son is a real shithead.*
**[17:17] Bill**
*Next up...*
**[17:18] Bill**
*we have that little runt over there.*
**[17:20] Bill**
*I'm going to aim for... her feet!*
**[17:23] Bill**
Wha—
**[17:25] Damian**
Hey! He missed! Nice!
**[17:27] Out of Bounds Class 3 Student A**
Let's get the ball going!
**[17:29] Bill**
*She just...*
**[17:31] Bill**
*jumped before I threw the ball!*
**[17:34] Out of bounds class 3 student B**
Take this!
**[17:36] Bill**
*In that case...*
**[17:38] Bill**
*I'll aim for her right arm!*
**[17:42] Bill**
*Okay, her left!*
**[17:46] Bill**
*I guess I'll just have to use my secret weapon!*
**[17:48] Bill**
* This throw will suddenly change its course*
* and nail any opponent scampering about!*
**[17:53] Bill**
*Take this!*
**[17:55] Bill**
Homing Slider Shot!
**[17:59] Becky**
What was that about holding back on women?!
**[18:02] Class 3 student**
Blorf!
**[18:03] Class 3 student**
Blorf!
**[18:05] Henderson**
Hit.
**[18:09] Bill**
* That's impossible! She's*
* reading my every attack!*
**[18:14] Bill**
*Who in the world is that girl?!*
**[18:15] Damian**
Hey, not bad...
**[18:17] Anya**
Heh.
**[18:18] Henderson**
*"Dodgeball," of course, stems from "dodge,"*
**[18:21] Henderson**
*meaning to swiftly move out of the way.*
**[18:25] Henderson**
*Such elegant evasion!*
**[18:28] Becky**
Anya! Look out for the guys out of bounds!
**[18:34] Damian**
You dummy! Get up, quick!
**[18:36] Bill**
* You were impressive, but even you*
* can't dodge from that position!*
**[18:41] Bill**
Die!
**[18:44] Damian**
* The bastard just threw that*
* ball with everything he has!*
**[18:46] Damian**
* It's unfortunate... But in the end,*
* this is her own fault.*
**[18:50] Damian**
* Don't worry. I shall survive*
* and lead Class 3 to victory.*
**[19:14] Henderson**
Hit.
**[19:17] Ewen**
Wh-What are you doing, Lord Damian?!
**[19:20] Damian**
Oh, no! My chance at MVP!
**[19:22] Anya**
You protected me?
**[19:25] Damian**
Huh?
**[19:25] Anya**
Are you a good guy?
**[19:27] Damian**
N-N-No!
**[19:28] Damian**
I was just frustrated that he was
taking out our team left and right,
**[19:31] Damian**
so I tried to catch it...
**[19:34] Damian**
Damn it all!
**[19:35] Damian**
You're the only one left.
It's in your hands now.
**[19:45] Anya**
*The future is in Anya's hands.*
**[19:48] Anya**
*Now is the time to unleash my killer shot!*
**[19:52] (Flashback) Yor**
Miss Anya, this is my final lesson for you.
**[19:54] (Flashback) Yor**
The key to throwing a ball well is to
put your whole body into the throw.
**[19:58] (Flashback) Yor**
Think of this ball as an arrow of light!
**[20:13] Anya**
I won't let your death
go to waste, second son.
**[20:15] Damian**
I'm not dead!
**[20:17] Anya**
I will avenge you!
**[20:29] Damian**
*That power she had when she knocked me out...*
**[20:32] Damian**
*She might just be able to...*
**[20:35] Becky**
* I have no idea what's going on,*
* but this is intense.*
**[20:38] Becky**
*Could it be...*
**[20:54] Anya**
* The most important thing*
* is shifting my weight.*
**[20:57] Anya**
* The power in my step*
* and the twisting of my hips*
**[21:00] Anya**
*need to go to my widdle hands...*
**[21:01] Anya**
*And then my widdle hands... um... um...*
**[21:04] Anya**
*Anyway!*
**[21:06] Anya**
Killer Shot!
**[21:07] Anya**
Star Catch Arrow!
**[21:15] Bill**
Huh? What?
**[21:23] Bill**
Huh?!
**[21:25] Henderson**
That's game.
**[21:27] Becky**
Huh?
**[21:27] Class 4 students**
Yay! We won!
**[21:29] Damian, Ewen, & Emile**
Huh?
**[21:31] Class 4 students**
Now you're definitely
getting that Stella, Bill!
**[21:33] Henderson**
Hm? Stella?
**[21:36] Henderson**
There are no Stella awarded for winning
a mere mini-game in a single class.
**[21:40] Henderson**
Who in the world suggested otherwise?
**[21:42] Henderson**
On the other hand, you had the nerve to yell
something as vile as "die" during the match,
**[21:46] Henderson**
so I have no issue with giving
you a Tonitrus Bolt instead.
**[21:52] Class 4 students**
Don't worry, Bill! We'll just
try harder next time!
**[21:54] Class 4 students**
We'll have another chance.
**[21:56] Henderson**
*But to think...*
**[21:58] Henderson**
* Two students who were at odds with each other*
* worked together to take on this challenge.*
**[22:00] Becky**
Too bad, Anya. But you did great!
**[22:03] Henderson**
* This shows that you are worthy of*
* a Stella, young ladies and gentlemen.*
**[22:04] Becky**
Cheer up!
**[22:09] Damian**
You can't be serious, you moron!
What was that crappy throw?!
**[22:12] Damian**
I shouldn't have defended you!
**[22:13] Anya**
Shock!
**[22:14] Becky**
What's your problem?
It's not like you hit anyone!
**[22:17] Anya**
Anya doesn't like you after all.
**[22:19] Damian**
What did you say, Stubby Legs?!
**[22:21] Becky**
You're not supposed to say
stuff like that to girls!
**[22:23] Henderson**
*Or perhaps not.*
**[22:24] Anya**
You really are a shithead.
**[22:25] Damian**
Huh?! Say that again!
**[22:26] Anya**
*Everything Mama teaches me is useless.*
**[22:27] Emile and Ewen**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** "STELLA"
# E11 - Stella
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX8XPP/stella)
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***SIGN*** "STELLA"
**[01:38] Bondman's Comrade**
*Impossible... All of our pursuers are...*
**[01:41] Bondman**
*Let's go back to our hideout and regroup.*
**[01:44] Bondman**
*I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[01:50] Bondman's Comrade**
*No way... Bondman, this can't be happening!*
**[01:55] Bondman**
*I can't believe this! Hey, hey! Wake up!*
**[01:58] Loid**
Hey, Anya.
**[01:59] Anya**
Anya is busy right now.
**[02:02] Bondman**
*This is just awful.*
**[02:06] Anya**
No! I don't wanna study!
**[02:09] Loid**
Now, hold on.
**[02:12] Loid**
We made a deal. You agreed
to start studying at 5 PM.
**[02:16] Anya**
You demon! Papa is a demon!
**[02:17] Loid**
*Operation Strix, Phase 2...*
**[02:21] Loid**
* In order to attend the*
* target's social gathering,*
**[02:24] Loid**
* I need to make sure my daughter*
* Anya becomes an Imperial Scholar.*
**[02:30] Loid**
* For her to achieve that,*
* she will need to get good grades*
**[02:33] Loid**
*and receive Stellas.*
***SIGN*** PROVERBS
**[02:43] Loid**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[02:45] Loid**
That's supposed to be an "E," not an "A."
**[02:49] Yor**
B-But, Loid-san, her math
score here is pretty good.
**[02:54] Yor**
Well done, Anya-san.
**[02:57] Anya**
He has two-eighths of his bullets left!
**[03:00] Loid**
*Is this because of her cartoon?*
**[03:02] Loid**
Oh, that's right.
**[03:03] Loid**
This proverb is the same one
Bondman was saying in episode 16.
**[03:09] Anya**
I forgot...
**[03:10] Loid**
Well, remember!
**[03:11] Loid**
You know, it's the episode where the
guy with the sideburns appeared.
**[03:14] Anya**
* I just happened to mess up my*
* mind-reading cheat on this test.*
**[03:20] Anya**
*From now on, I'm gonna spend a lot of time*
***SIGN*** Good at: ??
**[03:22] Anya**
* trying to figure out which classmate*
* is good at what subject.*
**[03:27] Anya**
* And then I will definitely*
* get perfect scores,*
**[03:31] Anya**
*no problem.*
**[03:34] Anya**
*I tried sounding like Papa.*
**[03:36] Loid**
* It would be easy to make her every score*
* an A+ by using backdoor methods.*
**[03:41] Loid**
*But if she suddenly scores that high,*
**[03:43] Loid**
* the school and those around*
* her will become suspicious.*
**[03:47] Loid**
* In order to make this all*
* seem as natural as possible,*
**[03:49] Loid**
*I need to nurture her basic knowledge.*
**[03:52] Loid**
* If she ends up being shunned by her*
* classmates, it may affect her life at school.*
**[03:59] Loid**
* I can't have her not*
* wanting to go to school.*
**[03:59] Anya**
* If I read everyone's minds to*
* get 100s, they'll all hate me?*
**[04:04] Adult A**
Hey, how do you even know that?
**[04:07] Adult B**
You creepy little witch!
**[04:13] Loid**
* I guess forcing her to study too*
* much might be a bit rough on her.*
**[04:17] Loid**
* If her motivation remains low,*
* her concentration won't improve,*
**[04:21] Loid**
*so she'll have a lesser chance of learning.*
**[04:23] Loid**
*A change of pace is also important.*
**[04:24] Loid**
* There are ways of earning*
* Stella besides academics.*
**[04:29] Loid**
Right, then.
**[04:31] Loid**
Why don't we take a break
from studying and draw?
**[04:35] Loid**
*For example, art.*
**[04:37] Loid**
Hey, that looks really cool!
**[04:40] Loid**
Is it a cheetah? No, wait...
**[04:43] Loid**
I bet it's a panda!
**[04:45] Anya**
It's a moo cow. The one that was at school.
**[04:53] Loid**
For example, music!
**[04:55] Loid**
This is a violin for children.
**[05:02] Loid**
There's always sports!
**[05:04] Anya**
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
**[05:16] Loid**
Come on, don't cry.
**[05:18] Loid**
*Stay calm, Twilight.*
**[05:20] Loid**
* A journey of a thousand miles*
* begins with a single step.*
**[05:22] Loid**
*She's still in first grade.*
**[05:25] Loid**
* I need to figure out what she has a*
* talent for and help her excel in it.*
**[05:29] Yor**
Why don't we do some jump rope?
**[05:32] Yor**
It's a lot of fun.
**[05:34] Loid**
*Right. Don't panic.*
**[05:36] Loid**
* It's not like Desmond is immediately*
* going to make his move.*
**[05:40] Loid**
* It takes an incredible amount*
* of time to begin a war.*
**[05:44] Loid**
*But...*
**[05:47] (Flashback) Handler**
HQ was estimating that she'd be able to
receive eight Stella in about four months.
**[05:52] Loid**
*Do we actually have that much time?*
**[05:57] Anya**
Papa...
**[05:58] Anya**
Anya will do her best.
**[06:02] Anya**
Now untie me.
**[06:04] Loid**
Uh, right.
**[06:08] Loid**
Anya.
**[06:09] Loid**
Why don't we go out tomorrow?
**[06:12] Anya**
An ooting?
**[06:17] Loid**
*Academics, the arts, sports...*
**[06:20] Loid**
* But there is actually one*
* other way to earn Stella.*
**[06:23] Loid**
*Community service.*
**[06:25] Head Nurse**
Thank you so much for agreeing to
volunteer at our hospital today.
**[06:31] Head Nurse**
I will now go over the duties
we'll be asking you to perform.
**[06:36] Head Nurse**
We will have you split up into
your families to perform your duties.
**[06:38] Loid**
* In the past, there have been*
* many cases where students*
**[06:41] Loid**
* did long-term volunteer work*
* to earn their Stella.*
**[06:45] Loid**
* Rescuing others or helping*
* apprehend criminals*
**[06:49] Loid**
* were also methods a few used*
* to earn Stella, but rare.*
**[06:52] Loid**
* We could use more personnel from*
* HQ to act out these scenarios,*
**[06:56] Loid**
* but considering the risks that could entail,*
* we won't be able to easily pull that off.*
**[06:57] Head Nurse**
That is what we will be
expecting from all of you.
**[07:01] Loid**
* Even if she isn't immediately*
* able to receive any Stella,*
**[07:03] Loid**
* it would be beneficial to Anya to learn*
* the importance of community service.*
**[07:08] Head Nurse**
Now, if I can have the Forgers
clean this dressing room.
**[07:15] Anya**
There's a pool!
**[07:16] Loid**
Yes, for physical therapy.
**[07:25] Head Nurse**
Maybe cleaning was a bit difficult for you.
**[07:28] Head Nurse**
Then let's have you organize
books in the library.
**[07:34] Nurse A**
Excuse me, sir, could you
do something about... that?
**[07:40] Nurse A**
Could you go work somewhere else?
**[07:49] Anya**
Anya is bored with chores.
**[07:51] Anya**
I wanna do the job where I give
the doctors their scalpels.
**[07:54] Loid**
Huh?
**[07:55] Anya**
I'mma go to the operating room!
**[07:57] Loid**
Hey! Stop that! Come back here!
**[08:12] Head Nurse**
We've had enough of your "help"! Please leave!
**[08:17] Anya**
Papa, I'm sorry.
**[08:20] Loid**
Don't worry about it.
Everyone fails sometimes.
**[08:23] Loid**
* But what do we do if our chances of earning*
* Stella through community service also dry up?*
**[08:27] Ken**
Hey, is physical therapy hard?
**[08:30] Female swim instructor**
It is,
**[08:31] Female swim instructor**
but you need to work hard
so that you can run again.
**[08:35] Ken**
Man...
**[08:40] Male swim instructor**
Three more minutes.
**[08:43] Ken**
Hey, is the water in the pool cold?
**[08:46] Female swim instructor**
Don't worry about that. Go on, get changed.
**[08:49] Female swim instructor**
I'll go get changed, too.
**[08:53] Male swim instructor**
All right, one, two. One, two. One, two.
**[08:56] Ken**
I wonder if that's the adult pool...
**[08:58] Male swim instructor**
Focus on your toes.
**[09:01] Male swim instructor**
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
**[09:05] Ken**
Man... it really is kinda cold.
**[09:05] Male swim instructor**
You're almost there! One, two. One, two.
**[09:10] Female swim instructor**
Ken?
**[09:13] Female swim instructor**
Huh? Is he still changing?
**[09:22] Loid**
* Hmm... I might have to ask HQ*
* to reconsider our game plan.*
**[09:27] Ken**
*C-Can't... breathe...*
**[09:29] Ken**
*My legs... won't move...*
**[09:35] Anya**
The pool!
**[09:36] Anya**
Papa!
**[09:37] Loid**
What is it? You just went to
the bathroom, didn't you?
**[09:40] Anya**
Someone's drowning in the pool!
**[09:42] Loid**
What?! How do you know that?
**[09:44] Loid**
Exactly who are you?!
**[09:49] Ken**
*Help me... Help me...*
**[09:51] Anya**
Papa...
**[09:53] Anya**
Anya is terrible at volunteering.
**[09:57] Anya**
So I...
**[09:59] Anya**
I'm gonna become a pro swimmer and get stars,
**[10:02] Anya**
so I'm gonna go practice in the pool!
**[10:04] Loid**
What?! Come back here!
That's not a public pool!
**[10:11] Female swim instructor**
Ken!
**[10:14] Female swim instructor**
He must've snuck out.
**[10:18] Female swim instructor**
Hey!
**[10:20] Female swim instructor**
Where are your parents?
**[10:22] Anya**
Wow! The pool! How fun!
**[10:26] Patient A**
What's that about?
**[10:28] Anya**
*Where is the drowning person?*
**[10:30] Ken**
*I'm...*
**[10:33] Ken**
*I'm... gonna die...*
**[10:48] Female swim instructor**
What are you doing, little girl?!
**[11:03] Anya**
*Anya... can't... anymore...*
**[11:17] Loid**
Hey, are you two all right?
**[11:19] Female swim instructor**
Ken!
**[11:21] Anya**
Papa...
**[11:23] Female swim instructor**
Someone get a doctor!
**[11:24] Anya**
I tried to swim and found this boy sinking.
**[11:28] Female swim instructor**
Ken!
**[11:31] Female swim instructor**
Are you all right?
**[11:32] Female swim instructor**
Ken!
**[11:33] Loid**
Calm down, miss.
**[11:34] Male swim instructor**
Is everything okay?
**[11:35] Female swim instructor**
Ken! Ken!
**[11:43] Patient A**
But there were so many people around.
**[11:46] Patient B**
Did you hear anything?
**[11:46] Female swim instructor**
I'm so sorry! I had no
idea you were drowning!
**[11:49] Loid**
It was a drowning response.
**[11:51] Loid**
Children tend to drown more
quietly than you would expect.
**[11:55] Loid**
Many die because no one
notices they're drowning.
**[11:58] Loid**
Please make sure you keep your eye on him.
**[12:01] Loid**
And good job for noticing.
**[12:04] Anya**
I saw bubbles.
**[12:07] Loid**
And you should be careful, too.
**[12:09] Female swim instructor**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[12:11] Patient B**
Well done, little girl!
**[12:30] Instructor**
First-year student from the
Cecile Dorm, Anya Forger,
**[12:33] Instructor**
has earned a Stella for rescuing a boy.
**[12:41] Becky**
You're amazing, Anya!
**[12:43] Becky**
You're the first of the
first graders to get one!
**[12:46] Becky**
I'm so proud of you for some reason.
**[12:46] Henry**
Ultra-amazingly elegant, Miss Forger.
**[12:48] Becky**
Well done, Anya!
**[12:52] Damian**
She beat me.
**[13:06] Yor**
You're amazing, Miss Anya! Truly amazing!
**[13:09] Yor**
I'm so happy for you!
**[13:11] Loid**
*She unexpectedly earned a Stella.*
**[13:14] Loid**
*An excellent result,*
**[13:17] Loid**
*but how do I describe this?*
**[13:18] Loid**
* It's similar to how I feel when*
* I've thwarted a terrorist attack.*
**[13:22] Loid**
*I'm so proud of her.*
**[13:25] Loid**
Well done.
**[13:28] Anya**
*Anya's powers actually helped someone?*
**[13:36] Anya**
Eheh!
**[13:39] Yor**
All right, then. I'm going
to make you a feast today.
**[13:45] Anya**
Anya wants Papa to cook.
***SIGN*** Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: 7
Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: 7
Everyone's respect: +100
**[13:47] Yor**
Shock!
**[14:00] Handler**
I heard that your daughter earned
a Stella, Agent Twilight.
**[14:04] Loid**
Yes, Handler. She somehow managed it.
**[14:09] Handler**
Couldn't we set things up with other agents
**[14:12] Handler**
to fake whatever you need
to get the other Stella?
**[14:17] Loid**
People would get suspicious.
**[14:19] Loid**
More importantly, we can't
take risks that could potentially
**[14:23] Loid**
expose the identities of other
agents or get them arrested.
**[14:27] Handler**
Yes, you've got a point.
**[14:29] Loid**
Is HQ panicking a bit?
**[14:32] Handler**
No.
**[14:33] Handler**
But there are numerous
businesses surrounding Desmond
**[14:36] Handler**
that seem to be engaging in shady
financial dealings lately.
**[14:39] Handler**
We can't be too laid back in this situation.
**[14:42] Handler**
Try to make contact with Desmond immediately.
**[14:45] Handler**
Give your daughter some candy or
something to get her motivated.
**[14:51] Girl Student A**
Morning!
**[14:52] Girl student B**
Did you see that thing yesterday?
**[14:54] Boy student A**
I forgot my homework!
**[15:09] Anya**
Heh.
**[15:11] Boy student A**
Hey, is that her? The girl from
Class 3 that suddenly got a Stella?
**[15:15] Boy student B**
Apparently it's a new record.
**[15:16] Girl Student A**
I heard she rescued someone.
**[15:18] Anya**
* This star is just so brilliant*
* that I stand out now.*
**[15:18] Boy student A**
Really?
**[15:23] Anya**
Heh.
**[15:30] Becky**
Good morning, Anya!
**[15:33] Anya**
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
**[15:37] Anya**
Call me "Starlight Anya."
**[15:41] Becky**
Uh... Sure.
**[15:47] Becky**
You're totally like a celebrity now.
**[15:50] Becky**
Everyone looks up to you.
**[15:51] Becky**
You might even make a hundred friends!
**[15:54] Anya as Damian**
Bam!
**[15:55] Anya as Damian**
I totally see you in a new light,
Miss Anya! Be my friend!
**[15:59] Anya as Damian**
You should totally come over
to my place with your dad!
**[16:03] Anya as Loid**
Bam!
**[16:03] Anya as Loid**
Well done, Anya! The mission is now a success!
**[16:07] Narrator**
*And so the world was at peace.*
**[16:11] Damian**
Don't get a big head.
**[16:16] Becky**
What's their problem?
Ugh! They make me so mad!
**[16:18] Anya**
* That didn't go as planned.*
* The world is in peril.*
**[16:22] Becky**
Let's go, Anya.
**[16:30] Becky**
Let's go, Starlight Anya.
**[16:33] Anya**
Yup.
**[16:35] Becky**
Ugh, what a pain.
**[16:40] Boy student C**
Ha. That's hilarious.
**[16:43] Boy student D**
Who does she think she is?
**[16:46] Boy student D**
She keeps showing off her stupid badge.
**[16:49] Boy student C**
Who actually comes to school wearing it?
**[16:53] Girl student C**
Who would believe such a violent
girl actually rescued someone?
**[16:58] Girl student D**
They say she saved a kid from drowning,
**[17:00] Girl student D**
but she probably kicked him
in and let him sink herself.
**[17:03] Girl student C**
Oh, I could totally see that!
**[17:05] Girl student D**
What if she actually paid the school
a bunch of money for her Stella?
**[17:08] Girl student E**
What? She doesn't look that rich to me.
**[17:12] Anya**
Shock...
**[17:15] Becky**
Don't even worry about it.
They're all just jealous.
**[17:19] Girl student F**
Hey, Damian. Wouldn't you agree?
**[17:23] Girl student G**
She totally cheated, didn't she?
**[17:25] Damian**
Do you really think we go
to some third-rate school
**[17:28] Damian**
that would hand out Stella by mistake?
Or because someone was being underhanded?
**[17:31] Damian**
*Is* that what you think?
**[17:33] Girl student F**
Uh, no...
**[17:36] Damian**
If you've got a problem with our school,
**[17:38] Damian**
why don't you take the
transfer exam for another one?
**[17:40] Ewen**
*He's so manly at times like this.*
**[17:44] Emile**
*Gosh, he's cool.*
**[17:46] Damian**
* The fact that she didn't cheat is why I'm so*
* mad that this little shrimp got ahead of me.*
**[17:53] Becky**
Maybe he's more earnest than he looks.
**[17:57] Instructor**
Let's begin class.
**[18:09] Becky**
By the way,
**[18:10] Becky**
have you decided what your
reward's going to be,
**[18:13] Becky**
An—Starlight Anya?
**[18:16] Anya**
Reward?
**[18:17] Becky**
Of course! Whenever you work
really hard on tests or contests,
**[18:21] Becky**
you're supposed to get a reward.
**[18:23] Anya**
You mean I can get peanuts?
**[18:25] Becky**
Come on, you should ask for
something way more expensive.
**[18:27] Becky**
After the test we had the other day,
**[18:30] Becky**
I got them to buy me a cute
little dress and a tiara!
**[18:34] Becky**
But I mean...
**[18:35] Becky**
I guess they haven't given me *that* much.
**[18:40] Anya**
Is your family part of a secret
organization that pulls the world's strings?
**[18:44] Becky**
What are you talking about?
They run a perfectly legitimate company.
**[18:51] Anya**
Then Anya wants a castle.
**[18:53] Becky**
That might be asking for too much.
**[18:55] Becky**
Where would you even put it?
**[18:58] Anya**
Then...
**[18:59] Anya**
A year's worth of peanuts?
**[19:01] Becky**
That shouldn't be a problem at all,
but is that really what you want?
**[19:08] Anya**
Rewards are difficult.
**[19:10] Becky**
Well... I think the reward that made
me the happiest is my little Wiesel.
**[19:16] Becky**
Oh, that's my puppy! It's the cutest!
**[19:20] (Flashback) Becky**
Come here, Weezy!
**[19:23] Anya**
Mister Dog?
**[19:30] Anya**
Do you have a dog, too, Second Son?
**[19:33] Damian**
Huh? A dog?
**[19:34] Becky**
What are you asking that jerk for?
**[19:39] (Flashback) Damian**
Max!
**[19:43] Damian**
Who cares?
**[19:44] Damian**
Don't talk to me!
**[19:50] Anya**
Anya has a doggy now, too.
**[19:52] Anya as Damian**
All right! Let's see who's cuter, yours or my Max!
**[19:55] Anya as Damian**
Bring it over to my place! And your dad, too!
**[20:00] Anya as Donovan**
Well, hello, Mr. Forger.
**[20:02] Anya as Loid**
Let's stop this war, Mr. Desmond.
**[20:05] Narrator**
*And so the world was at peace.*
**[20:09] Anya**
Heh.
**[20:12] Loid**
You want a dog... as a reward?
**[20:15] Anya**
Mm-hm.
**[20:16] Anya**
Having a dog will bring peace.
**[20:18] Loid**
Peace? Like peace of mind?
**[20:21] Loid**
Hmm... Well, I *was* thinking
of buying you something.
**[20:27] Yor**
Miss Anya...
**[20:28] Yor**
Taking care of a living creature
requires a lot of work.
**[20:32] Yor**
It is a very big responsibility!
**[20:34] Anya**
Responsibility...
**[20:38] Loid**
A dog, huh? Yeah...
**[20:42] Loid**
Let's discuss this a bit further.
**[20:44] Yor**
Loid...
**[20:45] Anya**
Papa!
**[20:46] Loid**
* A properly trained dog may prove*
* useful in securing this house.*
**[20:52] Yor**
*Dogs are so violent, though.*
**[20:55] Yor**
* I'm so terribly worried that one*
* might rip Miss Anya to shreds.*
**[21:00] Anya**
Anya would like a cute puppy, please, Papa.
**[21:03] Anya**
A tiny one.
**[21:04] Loid**
Huh? Sure, all right.
**[21:10] Loid**
* Ah, well. I'm sure we can find*
* a small dog that's still capable.*
**[21:14] Loid**
*I'll see if HQ can get us one later.*
**[21:17] Loid**
All right. Why don't we go
to a pet shop this weekend?
**[21:26] Smuggler A**
We get a buyer yet?
**[21:29] Smuggler B**
Things are pretty tough right now.
**[21:32] Smuggler B**
We got some punks who think
they're revolutionaries.
**[21:36] Smuggler A**
What, they gonna use 'em as bomb dogs?
**[21:39] Smuggler A**
These little guys sure have it rough,
**[21:41] Smuggler A**
getting tinkered with just so they can
end up as toys for some humans.
**[21:51] Smuggler B**
Shut up! If you want food, quit yer yappin'!
**[21:54] Smuggler A**
They sure don't look that smart.
**[21:59] Smuggler A**
Do Numbers Three and Five look weaker to you?
**[22:02] Smuggler B**
Hell if I know. Who cares?
**[22:07] Smuggler A**
God, it always reeks in here.
**[22:10] Smuggler B**
Yeah, let's get the hell outta here.
**[22:20] Anya**
Anya wants this one...
**[22:22] Anya**
Or this one!
**[22:23] Yor**
Oh, thank goodness. They look very weak.
***SIGN*** PENGUIN PARK
# E12 - Penguin Park
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0Q07M/penguin-park)
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**[00:02] Narrator**
*The capitol of Ostania, Berlint.*
**[00:08] Narrator**
* This old woman is a contact for*
* Westalis's intelligence agency, WISE.*
**[00:30] Narrator**
*This man's name is Loid Forger,*
**[00:33] Narrator**
*otherwise known by his code name, Twilight.*
**[00:36] Narrator**
*His occupation: spy.*
**[00:39] Narrator**
* It appears as though, on top of the current*
* important mission he is conducting,*
**[00:43] Narrator**
*he's been given another.*
**[00:58] Old woman**
*This has been my life for decades now.*
**[01:01] Old woman**
* Every day remains the same,*
* and peace is fleeting.*
**[01:05] Old woman**
*Will we ever see a day*
**[01:07] Old woman**
*when we're not needed anymore?*
**[03:01] Loid**
Mission complete.
**[03:05] Contact**
Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Twilight.
**[03:09] Contact**
We thank you for completing
that mission so quickly.
**[03:13] Contact**
How goes Operation Strix?
**[03:16] Narrator**
* That is his top-priority mission to maintain*
* peace between the East and the West.*
**[03:22] Narrator**
*That mission...*
**[03:26] Loid**
It's going smoothly.
**[03:27] Loid**
I have secured both a wife and child.
**[03:30] Narrator**
* ...is meant to bring the enemy*
* country's plans for war to light,*
**[03:33] Narrator**
* establish a family in said country,*
* and infiltrate a certain academy.*
**[03:40] Contact**
Very good. Not standing out is
an iron-clad rule for a spy.
**[03:43] Contact**
Continue acting as a
completely mundane family.
**[03:46] Loid**
I know.
**[03:48] Contact**
Did you quit smoking?
**[03:50] Loid**
Well, I have a child now.
**[03:54] Narrator**
* And thus, the Forgers came*
* to be without issue, but...*
**[04:00] Yor**
Loid did mention that he
was going to be late,
**[04:03] Yor**
so why don't we eat out tonight?
**[04:05] Anya**
Yep.
**[04:06] Yor**
*Doctors sure are busy. It must be difficult.*
**[04:12] Anya**
*Papa is not actually a doctor.*
**[04:15] Narrator**
* His daughter, Anya, whom he just happened*
* to adopt from an orphanage...*
**[04:20] Anya**
*Papa's real job is a spy.*
**[04:22] Anya**
*Today, he went to take down an arms dealer.*
**[04:25] Narrator**
*...is an Esper who can read minds.*
**[04:30] Anya**
I bring you my dish!
**[04:31] Yor**
Thank you very much, Miss Anya.
**[04:34] Yor**
*Hmm... It's just not washing off...*
**[04:38] Narrator**
* His wife, Yor, who agreed to this arrangement*
* because of a common interest...*
**[04:43] Yor**
* I can still smell the blood*
* from yesterday's kill.*
**[04:46] Narrator**
*...is a hardcore assassin.*
**[04:48] Narrator**
*A spy, a telepath, and an assassin.*
**[04:52] Narrator**
*The three decided to live under one roof*
**[04:54] Narrator**
* for their own reasons while*
* concealing their true identities,*
**[04:57] Narrator**
* and so their less-than-mundane*
* family life continues on.*
***SIGN*** PENGUIN PARK
**[05:02] Loid**
* I keep getting all these extra missions*
* every day, on top of Operation Strix.*
**[05:07] Loid**
* HQ must be in dire straits*
* over the personnel shortage.*
**[05:12] Loid**
* When I get home, I have my*
* pretend family to deal with.*
**[05:15] Loid**
* I am an agent. Therefore,*
* my soul has no time to rest.*
**[05:22] Wife A**
Hey, don't you think the husband
across the hall must be in trouble?
**[05:27] Wife A**
It's supposed to be a day off, but he's
working late into the night again.
**[05:31] Loid**
*They're our neighbors...*
**[05:33] Wife B**
And they have a little child.
That poor, neglected thing.
**[05:37] Wife C**
I rarely see the three of them together.
**[05:40] Wife B**
He's probably off cheating somewhere!
**[05:42] Wife B**
How awful!
**[05:43] Wife A**
Maybe he actually got fired,
and he can't bring himself to go home.
**[05:48] Loid**
*I was careless.*
**[05:50] Loid**
*I was so consumed by my other missions*
**[05:52] Loid**
* that I neglected playing*
* the role of the father well.*
**[05:57] Loid**
* Even the slightest suspicion or mistrust*
* from those around us in a deception operation*
**[06:01] Loid**
*can be detrimental.*
**[06:03] Loid**
* I must do everything I can*
* to remedy this situation.*
**[06:06] Loid**
* A threat to our family is*
* a threat to the world!*
**[06:10] Loid**
We're going out next weekend!
**[06:15] Loid**
The three of us will have a good time.
Where do we want to go?
**[06:19] Loid**
Oh? Is that a penguin, Anya?
**[06:22] Loid**
I know. Let's go to the aquarium.
**[06:25] Yor**
Um... You seem exhausted.
Why not get some rest?
**[06:30] Loid**
Yor, in order for our pretend
marriage to continue,
**[06:33] Loid**
we must do everything we can to
seem like a normal, happy family.
**[06:37] Loid**
So look forward to the weekend!
**[06:40] Anya**
So exciting!
**[06:42] Loid**
* I need to take care of all of*
* my other missions before then.*
**[06:55] Loid**
Well... let's go.
**[06:58] Yor**
Loid, perhaps you really
should get some rest.
**[07:01] Loid**
I'm perfectly fine.
**[07:03] Wife C**
Oh, if it isn't the Forgers.
**[07:05] Wife C**
It's so rare to see all of you together.
**[07:09] Loid**
We're about to go enjoy some
time together at the aquarium.
**[07:12] Loid**
Isn't that exciting, Anya?
**[07:14] Wife D**
I see...
**[07:16] Loid**
* We need to show our neighbors*
* what a happy family we are*
**[07:19] Loid**
* so they don't ever suspect*
* that we're a pretend family.*
**[07:24] Anya**
My papa, who is taking us on an ooting,
**[07:26] Anya**
and my mama, who is very kind to
my papa, are both very good people.
**[07:30] Anya**
I think our family is completely normal.
**[07:34] Loid**
* That sounded more like an explanation*
* than anything else, but good enough.*
**[07:39] Loid**
Now, then...
**[07:41] Loid**
If you'll excuse us.
**[07:43] Anya**
Please wait, Papa, who is a
very good and normal person!
**[07:49] Anya**
Ba-donk ka-chonk!
**[07:54] Loid**
* Another summons?*
* I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[07:58] Loid**
I'm going to go buy us some drinks.
**[08:00] Yor**
All right.
**[08:06] Old woman**
Agent Twilight, we've got another
additional mission for you tod—
**[08:10] Loid**
I cannot.
**[08:14] Old Woman**
This is straight from WISE HQ—
**[08:16] Loid**
I cannot. Today is a very
important day for Operation Strix.
**[08:20] Anya**
Papa!
**[08:21] Anya**
We need to hurry, or the
aquarium will go out of business!
**[08:25] Loid**
Don't worry, they just remodeled the place.
**[08:27] Loid**
Just wait patiently.
**[08:29] Loid**
There you have it.
**[08:30] Loid**
Anyway, I'll take one coffee, one juice—
**[08:32] Old woman**
Hang on! Did you say "aquarium"?
**[08:34] Old woman**
Splendid, Agent Twilight.
**[08:37] Old woman**
The location of this mission just
happens to be Berlint Aquarium!
**[08:41] Old woman**
I am blown away at how prepared you are!
**[08:43] Loid**
No, really. This was a coincidence.
**[08:45] Loid**
Could I get that coffee and juice now?
**[08:47] Old woman**
There will be some intel
traded at the aquarium—
**[08:50] Loid**
My coffee and juice, please.
**[08:52] Old woman**
Listen to me carefully, Twilight.
**[08:53] Old woman**
This intel contains instructions from another
country for making a new chemical weapon.
**[08:58] Old woman**
If terrorists get their
hands on this information,
**[09:01] Old woman**
many will perish in our country!
**[09:11] Anya**
So many... fishies!
**[09:14] Anya**
An octopus!
**[09:15] Anya**
Starfish.
**[09:17] Anya**
A tiny shark!
**[09:19] Yor**
She looks like she's having fun.
**[09:21] Yor**
Loid...
**[09:22] Yor**
You look so pale. Are you all right?
**[09:26] Loid**
*I ended up taking the mission.*
**[09:29] Loid**
* But we did successfully show the*
* neighbors how well we get along.*
**[09:34] Loid**
* As long as I can get through*
* this separate mission...*
**[09:37] Wife A**
Oh, if it isn't the Forgers
from across the hall.
**[09:40] Wife A**
What a coincidence.
**[09:42] Yor**
Oh, hello.
**[09:43] Loid**
*You can't... be serious!*
**[09:45] Wife A**
We just got here, too.
**[09:47] Loid**
*Now I definitely can't relax.*
**[09:50] Loid**
* Actually, we just need*
* to shoo them off, and—*
**[09:52] Yor**
Would you like to join us?
**[09:54] Loid**
*Yor!*
**[09:55] Wife A**
What a great idea.
**[09:57] Anya**
*Papa is funny.*
**[09:59] Yor**
*If we want to appear normal,*
**[10:01] Yor**
* we need to keep up a good*
* relationship with our neighbors.*
**[10:04] Loid**
*Very well, then.*
**[10:06] Loid**
* I'll take care of this mission immediately,*
* and then return to weekend mode.*
**[10:09] Old woman**
*According to our intel,*
**[10:12] (Flashback) Old woman**
they smuggled in a capsule containing
film by making a penguin swallow it.
**[10:18] (Flashback) Loid**
Why a penguin?
**[10:20] (Flashback) Old woman**
It was brought in sometime
yesterday at an unknown time.
**[10:22] (Flashback) Old woman**
The recipient has not appeared yet.
**[10:24] (Flashback) Old woman**
You must retrieve the goods before the
enemy organization does, no matter what!
**[10:29] Loid**
Why don't we check out the penguin exhibit?
It seems to be the main attraction.
**[10:32] Wife A and B**
Okay.
**[10:33] Anya**
I like penguins! I wanna see!
**[10:38] Announcer**
*Welcome to the world's biggest penguin park!*
**[10:43] Anya**
P-P-P-Penguins!
**[10:45] Announcer**
* Our most recommended*
* attraction at this aquarium*
**[10:49] Announcer**
* is our adorable underwater show*
* that stars 200 penguins!*
**[10:50] Loid**
*Exactly which penguin is my target?*
**[10:53] Loid**
* There's no time to check*
* each and every penguin.*
**[10:57] Loid**
* I'd have a better chance of stopping the*
* terrorist from obtaining the film...*
**[11:01] Loid**
* No... Since I don't know when*
* the recipient is going to show up,*
**[11:06] Loid**
*that'll be difficult, as well.*
**[11:08] Loid**
* I won't be able to keep an eye*
* on all of these penguins alone.*
**[11:14] Loid**
*What am I going to do?*
**[11:15] Loid**
*There has to be something...*
**[11:17] Loid**
* They must've marked the penguin somehow*
* to tell it apart from the others.*
**[11:20] Anya**
*Papa is troubled.*
**[11:23] Yor**
* Loid is so enthusiastic. I guess he lets*
* his inner child out sometimes, too.*
**[11:31] Man's voice A**
*Hey, that fish looks tasty.*
**[11:32] Woman's voice**
*Wait, where did my kid go?!*
**[11:34] Man's voice B**
*I hope my girlfriend stops being so angry.*
**[11:42] Penguin's voice A**
*Fish...*
**[11:43] Anya**
*It's hard to read the minds of penguins.*
**[11:44] Penguin's voice B**
*Let's play.*
**[11:46] Penguin's voice C**
*I'mma eat some fish.*
**[11:47] Penguin's voice D**
*I'm hungry.*
**[11:48] Penguin's voice E**
*Come over here.*
**[11:52] Anya**
Papa, that penguin looks like it can't breathe.
**[11:57] Loid**
* It's drinking a lot of water*
* only to spit it all back out.*
**[12:00] Loid**
* It's possible there's something*
* stuck in its throat.*
**[12:03] Loid**
*This is definitely worth investigating.*
**[12:06] Loid**
Sorry. I'm going to go buy
some drinks real quick.
**[12:10] Yor**
* Loid... His exhaustion must*
* be making him so thirsty.*
**[12:15] Chief**
Hey! Where's the new guy
we're supposed to get today?
**[12:17] Chief**
He's this late on his first day?
**[12:19] Loid**
Sorry I'm late!
**[12:21] Chief**
What's wrong with you young'uns today?
**[12:25] Chief**
I'll show you how to feed
the penguins. Follow me.
**[12:28] Loid**
Yes, sir!
**[12:30] Loid**
* The fastest way to get closer to the target*
* penguin without causing a commotion*
**[12:33] Loid**
* is to disguise myself as*
* one of the aquarists.*
***SIGN*** Agent Twilight's Specialty: Disguises
**[12:40] Chief**
The first thing a newbie has to learn
is all of the penguins' faces and names.
**[12:45] Chief**
Did you memorize the roster?
**[12:47] Loid**
Yes. I glanced through it
quickly in the staff room.
**[12:51] Chief**
You glanced through? You moron!
**[12:53] Chief**
Even with me, it took two
years to learn all 200...
**[12:55] Loid**
Oh, Chief. You're about to step
on poor Petilda behind you.
**[13:03] Chief**
This is indeed Petilda.
**[13:05] Loid**
This one is Pemas, and this is Pescar.
**[13:10] Chief**
How can you tell, newbie?
**[13:12] Loid**
Huh? Well, all of their patterns
are completely different.
**[13:16] Loid**
Their faces and heights, too.
**[13:18] Chief**
* Even I still mistake them*
* every once in a while.*
**[13:21] Chief**
* I can't believe this guy's*
* observation skills and memory.*
**[13:24] Chief**
All right, then. Let's get to feeding them.
**[13:27] Chief**
This way.
**[13:31] Loid**
*The penguin I spotted earlier is...*
**[13:35] Loid**
*Right there. Parles, the emperor penguin.*
**[13:38] Loid**
*I need to get to him immediately and...*
**[13:40] Loid**
*Wh-Wha?!*
**[13:42] Loid**
*I-I can't go any further.*
**[13:44] Chief**
We've got big eaters and fussy eaters.
**[13:46] Chief**
Each penguin has unique
eating habits, so pay attention.
**[13:49] Loid**
*I don't have time for this.*
**[13:51] Loid**
* I need to hurry back, or the*
* neighbors will be suspicious.*
**[13:54] Loid**
Chief!
**[13:55] Loid**
Allow me to do the honors!
**[13:56] Chief and Aquarist**
What?
**[13:58] Loid**
* I figured this out watching*
* veteran aquarists...*
**[14:01] Loid**
* The most important thing*
* is how each penguin eats.*
**[14:04] Loid**
*How much they eat, what kind of food it is,*
**[14:07] Loid**
*and where each group is located.*
**[14:10] Loid**
*As long as I can figure these things out...*
**[14:19] Loid**
*Controlling the masses is mere child's play.*
**[14:23] Chief**
That's no ordinary newbie!
**[14:28] Loid**
Uh-oh. Apparently Parles isn't very hungry.
**[14:32] Loid**
He might be sick, so I'll take
him to the treatment room.
**[14:36] Loid**
If you'll excuse me for a bit.
**[14:38] Chief**
S-Sure...
**[14:41] Loid**
Sorry, little guy.
**[14:46] Loid**
* Bingo! There's something*
* stuck in his throat.*
**[14:50] Loid**
* Upon closer observation, it seems there's*
* a mark on the bottom of his foot, too.*
**[14:54] Loid**
Just a second, little guy.
I'll get it out for you.
**[14:57] Man from Org**
You there.
**[14:59] Man from Org**
What are you planning to
do with that penguin?
**[15:03] Loid**
He's not feeling well, so I'm
taking him to the treatment room.
**[15:06] Man from Org**
I see. Allow me to do that for you.
**[15:09] Loid**
I'm terribly sorry. Only staff
are allowed to handle them.
**[15:14] Man from Org**
My apologies.
**[15:17] Man from Org**
I'm a professor from Berlint University's
marine biology research lab.
**[15:22] Man from Org**
I'm in charge of the marine animals here.
**[15:35] Loid**
This ID is fake.
**[15:37] Loid**
It's not even well-made.
**[15:40] Man from Org**
Who do you work for, you—
**[15:43] Loid**
You're not getting away!
**[15:46] Loid**
Hey, be still!
**[15:47] Chief**
Hey, newbie!
**[15:49] Chief**
Where are you taking that penguin?
**[15:51] Chief**
The treatment room is that way!
**[15:54] Loid**
* I can't carelessly let him go without*
* knowing how many enemies are here.*
**[16:00] Loid**
*My top priority is retrieving this film.*
**[16:02] Loid**
*I'll have to give up on chasing after him.*
**[16:09] Yor**
Oh, no... Now where did
Miss Anya run off to?
**[16:14] Man from Org**
* I need to let my comrades*
* outside know to kill that man,*
**[16:18] Man from Org**
*and retrieve the film—*
**[16:22] Man from Org**
Who the hell are you?!
**[16:23] Anya**
Mama! I'm being kidnapped!
**[16:25] Yor**
Miss Anya?!
**[16:27] Man from Org**
Let go of me!
**[16:28] Man from Org**
What are you talking ab—
**[16:30] Yor**
What do you think...
**[16:33] Yor**
you're doing to my daughter?!
**[16:36] Anya**
Wow.
**[16:37] Yor**
Are you all right?
**[16:39] Yor**
*Oh, no. I definitely overdid it.*
**[16:43] Yor**
*I hope he's not dead...*
**[16:45] Loid**
Wow.
**[16:46] Narrator**
*And so, Twilight was able to retrieve the film*
**[16:49] Narrator**
* and get information about the enemy*
* organization from the man they captured.*
**[16:54] Wife A**
You know, your husband
hasn't come back at all.
**[16:58] Wife A**
I'm telling you, he's cheating!
**[17:00] Wife**
How awful!
**[17:02] Yor**
Huh? That's not...
**[17:04] Loid**
I'm sorry I took so long!
**[17:07] Yor**
Loid!
**[17:08] Loid**
Ta-da!
**[17:09] Anya**
A penguin!
**[17:11] Yor**
Oh, what a big stuffed penguin!
Where did you get it?
**[17:14] Loid**
It was a prize from the penguin name-guessing
challenge they were doing over there.
**[17:18] Loid**
I just had to get it for Anya,
so I kept trying over and over.
**[17:23] Loid**
Boy, it sure was difficult.
**[17:25] Anya**
*Papa is a liar. He actually got it in one try.*
**[17:31] Yor**
*He got so worked up. How adorable.*
**[17:33] Wife A**
You're a better father than I thought.
**[17:37] Wife A**
I'm impressed.
**[17:39] Loid**
You flatter me.
**[17:41] Loid**
I'm just a simple father trying
not to stumble around too much
**[17:44] Yor**
It's bigger than you, Miss Anya.
**[17:47] Loid**
as I protect my happy little family.
**[17:50] Wife A**
Now that I've gotten a closer look
at you, you're quite handsome.
**[17:54] Loid**
* Looks like things are going*
* to work out here, too.*
**[17:58] Loid**
* But I'm absolutely done with*
* all this excessive overwork.*
**[18:03] Loid**
* I'm going to file a complaint to*
* HQ and request a long vaca—*
**[18:10] Loid**
*No...*
**[18:12] Loid**
* Maintaining a world where*
* children don't cry...*
**[18:14] Loid**
*A world with no war...*
**[18:17] Loid**
*That is my duty.*
**[18:19] Loid**
*I have no time to stand by idly.*
**[18:21] Anya**
Papa! The dolphin show is gonna start!
**[18:24] Loid**
Sorry, could you walk a little slower?
**[18:29] Newbie aquarist**
What?! You want me to be the chief?!
**[18:31] Newbie aquarist**
But why?!
**[18:33] Chief**
I have nothing more to teach you.
**[18:43] Chimera (Anya)**
I am Director Chimera, the boss
of the secret organization P2.
**[18:47] Chimera**
So you're the new recruit, eh?
**[18:51] Penguin (Anya)**
I am called Penguin, please,
and I come from the aquarium.
**[18:55] Penguin**
It is a pweasure to meet
your acquaintenance.
**[18:58] Chimera**
Indeed.
**[18:59] Chimera**
Agent Anya, you know what to do.
**[19:02] Anya**
Yep!
**[19:10] Chimera**
We have a ritual in which we both
eat the halves of a split peanut.
**[19:14] Chimera**
Once you have completed this task,
**[19:16] Chimera**
you will be officially recognized
as a member of this organization.
**[19:22] Anya**
Om...
**[19:24] Chimera**
Starting today, you will be
known as Agent Penguinman.
**[19:28] Chimera**
Do your best for peace.
**[19:30] Penguin**
Yep.
**[19:32] Chimera**
Agent Anya, show our new
agent around our hideout.
**[19:38] Anya**
Okey-dokey!
**[19:45] Anya**
This is our hideout's command room.
**[19:48] Anya**
We gather intel from this machine every day.
***SIGN*** ° She watches cartoons
**[19:52] Anya**
This is Agent Papa. He is a
super-elite that can do anything.
**[19:57] Loid**
*Um... what? Is she pretending to be a spy?*
**[20:00] Anya**
This is Agent Mama.
**[20:02] Anya**
She's strong, but fails at everything else.
**[20:05] Yor**
Am I that much of a failure?!
**[20:07] Anya**
They are Anya's trusted lackeys.
**[20:10] Anya**
Okay, onward to the next spot.
**[20:16] Yor**
It looks like Miss Anya has taken
quite a liking to that plushie.
**[20:20] Loid**
Mm...
**[20:25] Anya**
This is the bathroom!
**[20:27] Anya**
You can heal your wounds from battle here.
**[20:34] Anya**
This is Anya's room. I train in here every day.
***SIGN*** ° She studies
**[20:46] Anya**
And...
**[20:48] Anya**
The most top-secret spots in our hideout.
**[20:52] Anya**
Papa's room and Mama's room!
**[20:55] Anya**
Be on your guard.
**[20:57] Anya**
If you discover the secret of
these rooms, you won't leave alive.
**[21:00] Anya**
* We might find the ultimate knife,*
* or the ultimate bomb!*
**[21:11] Anya**
Now, then...
**[21:12] Loid**
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
**[21:15] Loid**
How many times have I told you not
to go in there without permission?!
**[21:20] Loid**
Er, it's just, there's a lot of dangerous things
in there, like scissors and heaters.
**[21:24] Loid**
* Honestly, there are far more*
* dangerous things in there.*
**[21:26] Yor**
Yes, you shouldn't go in mine, either.
**[21:29] Yor**
*My room has poisoned needles and such.*
**[21:31] Anya**
Papa and Mama, I hate you both!
**[21:34] Anya**
Anya's gonna run away from home!
**[21:37] Loid**
* Not good. At this rate,*
* Operation Strix is going to collapse!*
**[21:42] Loid**
*What should I do?*
**[21:47] Loid**
A-Agent Anya!
**[21:49] Loid**
There's no time for crying!
World peace is on the line!
**[21:53] Loid**
L-Let's wrap up the tour of the hideout
and head out for our next mission!
**[21:58] Yor**
Y-Yes! Let's go beat the bad guys!
**[22:05] Anya**
Okay! Follow me, you two!
**[22:07] Anya**
The bad guys have taken over
the candy store on 2nd Street.
**[22:10] Anya**
Let's go save them!
**[22:12] Loid and Yor**
Huh?
**[22:16] Anya**
Be careful.
**[22:17] Anya**
The enemy might have set traps.
**[22:20] Loid**
W-Well done, Agent Anya.
**[22:20] Townsperson 2**
What is that?
**[22:22] Townsperson 3**
Aw, what a sweet family.
**[22:25] Loid**
*A spy must not stand out...*
**[22:30] Narrator**
* Later on, Anya's mood improved*
* after they bought her a snack,*
**[22:34] Narrator**
* and peace was restored*
* to the Forger household.*
# E13 - Project Apple
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVK4Z2/project-apple)
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**[00:01] Narrator**
* In an era in which the nations of*
* the world were waging a fierce war*
**[00:04] Narrator**
*of information just out of sight,*
**[00:06] Narrator**
*two countries were at odds with each other:*
**[00:08] Narrator**
*Ostania, in the east,*
**[00:11] Narrator**
*and Westalis, in the west.*
**[00:13] Narrator**
* In order to keep an eye on the actions of*
* a leading figure in Ostania's government,*
**[00:17] Narrator**
*Westalis set Operation Strix in motion.*
**[00:21] Narrator**
* The skilled agent, Twilight, who has*
* been tasked with this operation,*
**[00:25] Narrator**
* had succeeded in completing phase one:*
* creating a pretend family,*
**[00:28] Narrator**
* and enrolling his daughter in*
* the prestigious Eden College.*
**[00:34] Narrator**
*The father, a spy...*
**[00:36] Narrator**
*The mother, an assassin...*
**[00:39] Narrator**
*The daughter, a telepath...*
**[00:41] Narrator**
*The mission that involves these three*
**[00:43] Narrator**
* hiding their true identities*
* from each other continues.*
**[00:45] Narrator**
* And now, after successfully gaining*
* one of the eight Stella required*
**[00:50] Narrator**
*to become an Imperial Scholar,*
**[00:53] Narrator**
*the mission has moved into phase two:*
**[00:55] Narrator**
* making the necessary progress*
* to attend the social gathering*
**[00:58] Narrator**
* that their target, Donovan Desmond,*
* will be attending.*
**[02:43] Keith**
All right. We're all set.
**[02:47] Keith**
Let's begin.
**[02:50] Announcer**
*And now for our next story.*
**[02:52] Announcer**
* Yesterday afternoon, Foreign Minister*
* Brantz and his entourage from Westalis*
**[02:56] Announcer**
*arrived at Berlint Airport.*
**[02:59] Announcer**
*At the ministerial conference tonight,*
**[03:02] Announcer**
* they will begin coordinating for the*
* summit between East and West...*
**[03:16] Yor**
Are you all right?!
**[03:18] Loid**
Hey.
**[03:19] Loid**
Slow down and eat.
**[03:22] Anya**
Fanks for the food!
**[03:24] Anya**
Papa, Mama, hurry it up already!
**[03:29] Loid**
What are we going to do with her?
**[03:31] Yor**
Well, it's no surprise she's excited.
***SIGN*** PROJECT APPLE
**[03:34] Yor**
Since today's the day...
**[03:38] Anya**
Woof, woof, woof-woof...
**[03:40] Anya**
Woof, woof, woof-woof...
**[03:42] Yor**
You're so excited, Miss Anya.
**[03:45] Anya**
Does Mister Dog eat peanuts?
**[03:48] Loid**
You probably shouldn't give one too many.
**[03:51] Anya**
Boo...
**[03:52] Yor**
Let's make sure to give the
doggies what they like.
**[03:54] Loid**
* Our outing today is actually*
* for Operation Strix.*
**[03:58] Loid**
*Our destination: a pet shop.*
**[04:02] Loid**
We're here.
**[04:05] Loid**
* This is because Anya said she wanted a*
* dog as her reward for earning a Stella.*
**[04:11] Loid**
* Until she gets eight Stella and*
* I get into that social gathering,*
**[04:14] Loid**
* I need to keep her motivation high,*
* no matter what.*
**[04:16] Anya**
Reward, reward! Woof, woof, woof-woof!
**[04:21] Pet shop owner**
Welcome.
**[04:27] Pet shop owner**
Well, what do you think, sir?
**[04:29] Pet shop owner**
We've made sure to properly
train all of our dogs.
**[04:33] Loid**
* This is a pet shop that works with*
* our agency, and sells war dogs.*
**[04:37] Loid**
*I figured if we're going to get a dog,*
**[04:38] Loid**
* we'd be best off with a guard*
* dog for safety reasons, but...*
**[04:43] Loid**
Don't they look very smart and cute,
**[04:45] Loid**
Anya?
**[04:51] Loid**
*That's a no!*
**[04:52] Loid**
*She clearly doesn't want any of them!*
**[04:55] Doberman**
*Me strong.*
**[04:55] Loid**
Don't you have any that are a bit
smaller and at least a *little* cute?
**[04:56] Pitbull**
*Gots big muscles.*
**[04:58] Pet shop owner**
Hmm... I guess I could ask a breeder I know.
**[04:59] Anya**
Anya doesn't like any of them.
**[05:00] Yor**
Oh, yes, they do look a bit mean.
**[05:06] Pet shop owner**
Apparently, a shelter is having
an adoption event right now.
**[05:10] Loid**
Then we'll just head over there.
**[05:16] Loid**
*A new order?*
**[05:20] Loid**
Sorry, I suddenly have a stomachache.
**[05:24] Loid**
You two go ahead to
the shelter by the station.
**[05:26] Loid**
I'm going to find a bathroom.
**[05:28] Yor**
Huh? Are you all right?
We can wait right here.
**[05:31] Anya**
Papa takes a really long time when he goes to
the shitter to shit, so we should probably go.
**[05:35] Yor**
I-Is that so?
**[05:37] Yor**
All right...
**[05:38] Loid**
You need to watch your mouth, young lady.
**[05:41] Loid**
* An excellent assist,*
* but at the same time... yeah.*
**[05:46] Loid**
Wait... You didn't say anything about
taking me all the way to headquarters.
**[05:50] Loid**
If I take too long, my family
will get suspicious.
**[05:53] Senior Agent**
If you've got a problem,
take it up with Handler.
**[05:55] Senior Agent**
This is an emergency summons.
**[05:59] Loid**
A plot to assassinate Foreign Minister Brantz?
**[06:02] Senior Agent**
They're probably targeting tonight's summit.
**[06:04] Senior Agent**
The ones believed to be behind this
are a group of isolationists
**[06:09] Senior Agent**
who attend Berlint University.
**[06:11] Senior Agent**
Apparently, the Secret Police
also had their eyes on them.
**[06:14] Senior Agent**
We just happened to apprehend one of
them who was hanging around the embassy.
**[06:17] Senior Agent**
We're currently interrogating him.
**[06:20] Senior Agent**
But he won't tell us where his
friends are or anything else.
**[06:23] Loid**
And that's why I was called in?
**[06:26] Senior Agent**
Being both a papa and an agent...
Must be tough balancing the two.
**[06:31] Loid**
Being a father is part of the mission.
**[06:34] Loid**
But I guess the times are changing...
**[06:37] Loid**
To think that a child like
him could be a terrorist.
**[06:47] Kris**
Keep coming back all you want.
I'm never gonna talk.
**[06:49] Kris**
I won't sell out my comrades.
**[06:53] Sylvia**
That's quite all right.
You're no longer necessary.
**[06:56] Sylvia**
We've captured your leader, after all.
**[07:05] Kris**
Keith?!
**[07:07] Fake Keith**
I-It was him!
**[07:09] Fake Keith**
He planned all this!
**[07:11] Fake Keith**
We were tricked into helping him!
**[07:14] Fake Keith**
You gotta believe me!
I didn't do anything wrong!
**[07:15] Kris**
Uh, Keith? What are you...
**[07:17] Fake Keith**
I'll tell you anything you want!
Just let me go!
**[07:20] Member C**
Shut up and keep walking.
**[07:24] Kris**
*He just...*
**[07:26] Kris**
*Is he really gonna put this all on me?*
**[07:28] Sylvia**
Some comrade.
**[07:31] Sylvia**
Well, it doesn't really matter to
us which one of you is the leader.
**[07:35] Sylvia**
We only care about which one
gives us the intel we need.
**[07:39] Sylvia**
Now, what do we do with you?
**[07:42] Kris**
Wait, it's not me! He's the leader!
**[07:44] Kris**
I'm not lying! He's the one...
who proposed the plan...
**[07:49] Sylvia**
I'd love to hear more.
**[07:53] Kris**
Keith planned out all of it.
**[07:55] Senior Agent**
Thank goodness we had some footage
of Keith's past activities.
**[07:55] Kris**
I just went along with it.
**[07:57] Kris**
I'll tell you what I know about
the other members, too.
**[08:00] Kris**
First, there's Kurt, who's in
the same program as Keith.
**[08:00] Fake Keith & Loid**
It's impossible for me to perfectly
play the role based on such a short video.
**[08:03] Kris**
There's also a handful of guys
from the psych program.
**[08:05] Fake Keith & Loid**
If we were dealing with a pro,
he would've been on to us.
**[08:06] Kris**
I don't usually talk to them,
so I don't know their names.
**[08:09] Kris**
There's also Kevin and Kim
from the engineering program.
**[08:13] Kris**
Those are all the guys I know.
**[08:15] Kris**
Our hideouts are a warehouse
near the university
**[08:18] Kris**
and the second floor of a bar on 11th Street.
**[08:21] Sylvia**
Exactly how were you going to
carry out the assassination?
**[08:27] Kris**
Dogs.
**[08:29] Kris**
I don't know exactly how many...
**[08:31] Kris**
But the plan was to strap bombs
onto a dozen or so dogs
**[08:35] Kris**
and have them ambush him
while he was on the move.
**[08:39] Sylvia**
Bomb dogs?
**[08:41] Senior Agent**
Not good. It's not gonna be
easy stopping trained dogs.
**[08:45] Loid**
But that's impossible.
**[08:47] Loid**
Giving a war dog proper special training
**[08:49] Loid**
costs just about as much as
a small missile per dog.
**[08:53] Loid**
I can't imagine ordinary students
being able to afford that.
**[08:57] Senior Agent**
Either they have someone from
the far right backing them,
**[09:00] Senior Agent**
or there's a sympathizer from a third power.
**[09:05] Sylvia**
As you heard, we've got quite
the problem on our hands.
**[09:09] Sylvia**
In order to stop this terrorist attack,
we'll have to make the first move.
**[09:13] Loid**
Could we not have the summit canceled?
**[09:15] Sylvia**
Doubtful. The Eastern government
has a reputation to uphold.
**[09:19] Sylvia**
Though I'm sure the opposition
would be thrilled.
**[09:22] Sylvia**
Casually leak this information
to the ruling party.
**[09:25] Sylvia**
I'm sure they'll also want to
avoid any pointless trouble.
**[09:28] Senior Agent**
Yes, ma'am.
**[09:30] Sylvia**
Sorry, but we'll need your
help for a bit longer.
**[09:33] Loid**
Understood.
**[09:34] Sylvia**
Relations between the East
and West are on thin ice.
**[09:37] Sylvia**
Regardless of whether the
assassination is a success or not,
**[09:40] Sylvia**
if this becomes public,
the ice may finally break.
**[09:44] Sylvia**
We're going to stop them, whatever it takes.
**[09:55] Terrorist F**
I'm gonna go buy some coffee.
**[09:57] Terrorist F**
Wait here.
**[09:58] Terrorist F**
You better behave, pups.
**[10:02] Terrorist G**
Well, these dogs are definitely smart,
**[10:04] Terrorist G**
even if they're up there in years already.
**[10:18] Mother**
Hey!
**[10:19] Child**
Yay!
**[10:20] Mother**
You'll trip if you run like that!
**[10:23] Terrorist G**
Hey, damn it!
**[10:29] Mother**
Hey, where'd this dog come from?!
**[10:29] Child**
No! He's gonna eat me!
**[10:35] Passerby A**
Whoa, that sign fell.
**[10:36] Passerby C**
That startled me.
**[10:37] Passerby B**
That sure was a close one, kid.
**[10:39] Child**
Did you just save me?
**[10:42] Child**
Thanks.
**[10:44] Bond**
Borf.
**[10:44] Terrorist G**
Er, sorry about my dog, ma'am.
**[10:47] Terrorist G**
Don't go running off
like that, you dumb mutt!
**[10:49] Terrorist F**
What's wrong?
**[10:50] Terrorist G**
This stupid dog just bolted on me.
**[10:53] Terrorist G**
Are these dogs really gonna work?
**[10:55] Terrorist F**
Not like we can change our plan now.
**[10:58] Terrorist F**
We got the area all checked out
and ready, so let's head back.
**[11:02] Terrorist F**
We'll be in a world of hurt if we piss off Keith.
**[11:15] Yor**
So this is an adoption event.
It's bigger than I had imagined.
**[11:20] Yor**
I wonder why Loid didn't bring us here first.
**[11:25] Anya**
Tiny doggies!
**[11:27] Anya**
Kitties!
**[11:29] Anya**
Bunnies!
**[11:31] Yor**
Oh! You mustn't, Miss Anya! You'll get lost!
**[11:35] Yor**
Listen carefully.
**[11:36] Yor**
Promise me you won't leave
this area with the doggies.
**[11:40] Anya**
Okay.
**[11:42] Yor**
Oh... That dachshund is adorable!
Its legs are so short!
**[11:47] Anya**
It's cute even with stubby legs?
**[11:50] Anya**
Does that mean Anya's cute, too?
**[11:52] Anya**
A Chihuahua!
**[11:54] Anya**
A Pomeranyan!
**[11:56] Anya**
Huff, huff, huff...
**[11:57] Staff**
Are you looking for a dog to adopt?
**[12:00] Yor**
Is there a breed that's easy to keep?
**[12:02] Anya**
Huff, huff, huff...
**[12:08] Anya**
*What a big Mister Dog.*
**[12:19] Anya**
*Anya's family?*
**[12:22] Terrorist G**
What's wrong now? Come on, start walking!
**[12:26] Anya**
*Was that... Mister Dog's thoughts?*
**[12:33] Staff**
Toy poodles rarely shed, so cleaning
up after them is a breeze.
**[12:39] Anya**
Mama! There is a doggy that
knows about our family!
**[12:43] Yor**
What are you talking about, dear?
**[12:49] Staff**
If you're looking for smaller breeds,
Shih Tzus are very friendly.
**[12:58] Anya**
*Just for a little bit...*
**[13:02] Anya**
*A shop?*
**[13:08] Anya**
*Where did Mister Dog go?*
**[13:18] Anya**
Mister Dog...
**[13:26] Anya**
Who are you?
**[13:30] Keith**
You better not have done
anything to draw attention.
**[13:34] Terrorist G**
D-Don't worry.
**[13:35] Terrorist G**
There were people with dogs everywhere
because of the adoption event.
**[13:40] Keith**
It's finally time.
**[13:42] Keith**
If this plan with the
bomb dogs is a success,
**[13:45] Keith**
the façade between the East and
the West will finally come down.
**[13:50] Keith**
In order to restore Ostania
to its former glory...
**[13:53] Keith**
We'll just have Foreign Minister Brantz
become the catalyst for war.
**[13:59] Keith**
We're going to bring down those
arrogant pigs of the West.
**[14:02] Terrorists**
Bring them down!
**[14:04] Anya**
*B-Bad guys?!*
**[14:07] Anya**
*This is the bad guys' house!*
**[14:17] Kurt**
Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?
**[14:20] Kurt**
This little brat heard everything!
**[14:22] Terrorist A**
Wait, are you serious? Who is that?
**[14:25] Terrorist G**
Uh... Wh-What do we do?
**[14:28] Kurt**
Whoa, there!
**[14:29] Keith**
What are we gonna do? Well...
**[14:33] Keith**
We'll just have to take care of her.
**[14:43] Terrorist A**
Yo, Keith, come on. She's just a little kid.
**[14:48] Keith**
If she tattles to her parents,
our plan will be ruined.
**[14:53] Keith**
Kurt, keep her mouth shut.
**[15:05] Anya**
Mister Dog!
**[15:07] Terrorist G**
Damn it... He's not listening again!
**[15:09] Terrorist F**
Maybe this one was a dud.
**[15:14] Terrorist E**
You picked the wrong guy to borf at.
**[15:16] Terrorist E**
I'll shut you up for good.
**[15:23] Anya**
Shock!
**[15:29] Terrorist E**
This little...
**[15:30] Keith**
Don't. Don't damage the goods.
**[15:33] Terrorist G**
But we need to shut him up.
**[15:36] Terrorist F**
That's no problem.
**[15:38] Terrorist F**
No one's gonna pay it any mind
if they hear a dog barking today.
**[15:43] Yor**
Miss Anya? Where did you go?!
**[15:47] Yor**
Um, pardon me.
**[15:48] Yor**
Did you happen to see a little
girl who looks like this?
**[15:51] Patron A**
Dunno...
**[15:52] Patron B**
I can't say I have.
**[16:07] Yor**
*She's not here. She's nowhere in the venue...*
**[16:11] Yor**
*Could it be... that she was eaten by a dog?!*
**[16:12] Anya**
Aaaaaa...
**[16:15] Yor**
* No, no, calm down, Yor.*
* That is probably unlikely.*
**[16:20] Yor**
*But then, could she have been...*
**[16:22] Yor**
*kidnapped?!*
**[16:23] Announcer**
* There have been a string of*
* kidnappings in Central Ariane*
**[16:26] Announcer**
* involving young women who were abducted*
* and forced into marriage.*
**[16:28] Yor**
*Oh, how frightening.*
**[16:31] Kidnapper**
I'll make you my bride.
**[16:32] Anya**
Mrrrgh...
**[16:37] Yor**
*Wh-Wh-Wh-What should I do?!*
**[16:39] Yor**
*Miss Anya will be forced to marry someone!*
**[16:41] Yor**
* Of course this had to happen*
* when Loid isn't here.*
**[16:44] Yor**
*Oh, what do I do? Whatever shall I do?*
**[16:47] Yor**
*Please hurry back from the bathroom, Loid!*
**[16:58] Sylvia**
All of the locations he offered
up turned out to be duds.
**[17:03] Sylvia**
How is it on your end?
**[17:04] Loid**
Bingo.
**[17:06] Loid**
There were two white vans
rented here under the name
**[17:09] Loid**
of one of the terrorists, Kevin Knowles.
**[17:11] Loid**
The plate numbers are...
**[17:13] Sylvia**
Excellent work. I'll have someone
look into this immediately.
**[17:16] Sylvia**
Oh, as for where they were getting the dogs,
**[17:19] Sylvia**
one lead was particularly suspicious.
**[17:23] Sylvia**
I'm sure even you've heard of it before...
**[17:27] Sylvia**
Project Apple.
**[17:30] Sylvia**
It was research done under the
former government of Ostania,
**[17:34] Sylvia**
to try to create animals with terrifyingly
high IQ for military purposes.
**[17:39] Loid**
I'm aware of it.
**[17:40] Loid**
I heard they repeated some
pretty reckless experiments,
**[17:43] Loid**
but the government fell apart
during their research,
**[17:46] Loid**
and the project came to a standstill.
**[17:47] Loid**
They say it ended with mediocre results
that were far from their intended goal.
**[17:51] Sylvia**
* Correct. And then came rumors*
* that the dogs and other animals*
**[17:55] Sylvia**
* that were no longer needed ended up on*
* the black market instead of being put down.*
**[17:59] Loid**
And you think the terrorists
got a hold of them?
**[18:03] Sylvia**
*It's possible.*
**[18:05] Sylvia**
They may be the survivors
of a failed experiment,
**[18:08] Sylvia**
but they are probably still highly intelligent,
**[18:10] Sylvia**
*and well-trained dogs.*
**[18:15] Sylvia**
*Be on your guard.*
**[18:16] Sylvia**
*The unexpected may very likely happen.*
**[18:20] Keith**
Get away from the dog, you stupid brat.
**[18:23] Keith**
Then I promise you'll at
least die painlessly.
**[18:40] Anya**
Phone?
**[18:42] Keith**
Hey. If you don't hurry up...
**[18:47] Terrorist F**
Man, that scared me.
**[18:48] Terrorist D**
Who the hell's calling us right now?
**[18:54] Terrorist D**
Hello?
**[18:57] Terrorist D**
What? Seriously?
**[18:59] Terrorist D**
Hey, Keith, we've got trouble!
**[19:00] Terrorist D**
Apparently some suspicious guys
showed up at two of our hideouts!
**[19:04] Terrorist G**
D-Don't tell me it's the Secret Police...
**[19:06] Terrorist C**
How?! Did someone leak info?
**[19:09] Keith**
Tch. I haven't seen Kris all morning,
so I kind of suspected, but...
**[19:15] Terrorist A**
It was a good idea to move locations.
**[19:17] Keith**
Nobody panic!
**[19:19] Keith**
We're switching over to Plan B and...
**[19:25] Keith**
Hey! Where'd the brat go?
**[19:27] Kurt**
Huh? Wh-What the?!
**[19:34] Anya**
Mister Dog is Anya's friend?
**[19:37] Anya**
Wait, did you know the phone was
going to ring before it did?
**[19:42] Anya**
You...
**[19:43] Anya**
can see the future?
**[19:46] Anya**
*Is it a telepath like me?*
**[19:54] Anya**
Mister Dog! Go into that building!
Mama will save us!
**[19:59] Anya**
No! Not that way!
**[20:01] Anya**
Go back!
**[20:06] Yor**
Miss Anya?!
**[20:10] Keith**
What are you dumbasses doing?!
**[20:12] Terrorist E**
We were distracted by the phone...
**[20:13] Terrorist F**
Whatever. Who cares about her?
**[20:16] Terrorist F**
We need to get the plan rolling.
**[20:17] Keith**
You idiots! She's seen our faces!
**[20:20] Keith**
Hey, Kurt, come with me!
**[20:21] Keith**
We're taking one of the dogs, too.
**[20:23] Terrorist F**
You're gonna go after her?
**[20:25] Keith**
Tear that map off the wall.
We're abandoning this hideout, too.
**[20:28] Keith**
You guys get to the designated
location and spread out.
**[20:31] Terrorist C**
Got it.
**[20:33] Anya**
Dog! Stop! Let me down!
**[20:35] Anya**
Someone save me!
**[20:38] Anya**
I'm being chased by bad guys!
**[20:41] Passerby D**
What is that? How cute.
**[20:43] Passerby E**
I wonder if she's playing tag.
**[20:46] Anya**
*Mister Dog runs so fast!*
**[20:50] Anya**
*He's so fast, and...*
**[21:00] Anya**
*So exciting!*
**[21:04] Anya**
Okay, Mister Dog!
**[21:06] Anya**
Let's make a break for it and go
right to the police ociffers!
**[21:09] Anya**
Anya and Mister Dog...
**[21:12] Anya**
are gonna solve this on our
own and save the day!
**[21:16] Anya**
And then... I'll be Starlight Anya again!
**[21:35] Keith**
Thanks for saving us the trouble.
**[21:36] Anya**
We're right back where we started!
**[21:39] Anya**
Right face!
**[21:45] Keith**
You're not getting away.
**[21:48] Keith**
Do it. Make it quick.
**[21:50] Kurt**
R-Right...
**[21:57] Kurt**
No hard feelings, kid.
**[22:17] Yor**
You won't get away with this,
**[22:19] Yor**
Mr. Perverted Kidnapper!
**[22:22] Yor**
It is far too early for
Miss Anya to get married!
***SIGN*** DISARM THE TIME BOMB
# E14 - Disarm the Time Bomb
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVKX53/disarm-the-time-bomb)
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**[00:15] Yor**
You won't get away with this,
**[00:17] Yor**
Mr. Perverted Kidnapper!
**[00:19] Yor**
It is far too early for
Miss Anya to get married!
**[00:23] Yor**
Even I just got married this year!
**[02:05] Anya**
Mama!
**[02:07] Anya**
I was so scared!
**[02:09] Yor**
There, there. You're all right now.
**[02:11] Keith**
*That's her mother?*
**[02:13] Keith**
*Tch! Now we'll have to dispose of both of them.*
**[02:16] Keith**
Hey, pup! Rip out that woman's throat!
**[02:25] Keith**
Hey, come back here!
**[02:27] Anya**
Mama! I'm scared!
**[02:30] Yor**
What? But you're safe now.
**[02:32] Passerby**
What's going on? A fight?
**[02:33] Keith**
*Damn it. I can't have more people notice.*
**[02:37] Keith**
*Come*, you big-ass mutt!
**[02:39] Keith**
Oh, damn it!
**[02:41] Keith**
Fine!
**[02:42] Yor**
Hey! Wait!
**[02:46] Yor**
* No... You mustn't leave*
* Miss Anya alone again, Yor.*
**[02:57] Yor**
*That should teach Mr. Kidnapper a lesson.*
**[03:01] Yor**
* First, I should hand this*
* man over to the police.*
**[03:05] Anya**
Are you okay, Mister Dog?
**[03:07] Yor**
Who is that puppy?
**[03:09] Anya**
Um...
**[03:11] Yor**
What?! Terrorists and bomb puppies?!
**[03:15] Yor**
*Bombs?*
**[03:18] Yor**
*He doesn't...*
**[03:21] Yor**
**seem *to have a bomb.*
**[03:22] Anya**
Mister Dog here saved me.
**[03:26] Yor**
Th-The most important thing is
that you're safe, Miss Anya.
**[03:30] Yor**
I was so worried.
**[03:34] Anya**
Anya is sorry... that she ran
off without permission.
**[03:41] Yor**
Honestly...
**[03:47] Yor**
I'll have to give you a stern
talking-to when we get home.
**[03:52] Yor**
A-Anyway, we need to report
this to the police.
**[03:57] Yor**
Miss Anya, do you happen to remember
what the bad guys looked like,
***SIGN*** DISARM THE TIME BOMB
**[04:01] Yor**
or perhaps parts of their conversation?
**[04:03] Anya**
Um... I'll try real hard to remember!
**[04:08] Yor**
And that's what happened.
**[04:12] Yor**
Yes.
**[04:14] Yor**
One is here next to me, unconscious.
**[04:17] Yor**
Oh, no! I'm just a housewife
that happened to pass by.
**[04:25] Anya**
Mister Dog?
**[04:29] Anya**
*Are you... looking into the future again?*
**[04:41] Anya**
*Papa's gone?*
**[04:47] Anya**
*Where is this?*
**[04:59] Anya**
Papa!
**[05:01] Newscaster**
* Westalis condemns in the strongest terms*
* the Ostanian government*
**[05:06] Newscaster**
* regarding the incident with the*
* minister and the extremists.*
**[05:08] Newscaster**
* It is believed that a conflict between*
* the East and West is now unavoidable.*
**[05:14] Anya**
*That was from the future!*
**[05:18] Anya**
* The future is in trouble! Papa is*
* gonna die and peace will be over!*
**[05:23] Yor**
Now, now, Miss Anya! You mustn't
be mean to the poor puppy.
**[05:27] Yor**
Oh, nothing... Anyway...
**[05:30] Anya**
*Papa is going to die in an explosion.*
**[05:33] Anya**
*I'll tell Mama and have her save him.*
**[05:37] Anya**
*But I can't tell her about my powers.*
**[05:42] Anya**
Mister Dog... Can we change
the future if we try real hard?
**[05:48] Anya**
Can you still run?
**[05:51] Bond**
Borf!
**[05:54] Anya**
Mama, I'm sorry. I just remembered something.
**[05:58] Anya**
Papa forgot to take toilet
paper to the potty with him!
**[06:01] Yor**
Huh?
**[06:01] Anya**
He might be in big trouble now, so I'm
gonna go take him some toilet paper!
**[06:08] Yor**
Miss Anya... Wait!
**[06:11] Yor**
She ran off again...
**[06:13] Yor**
Oh, I'm sorry. But that's the story.
**[06:16] Yor**
Please make sure you arrest this man.
**[06:19] Lady on phone**
*Wai—*
**[06:21] Yor**
Miss Anya!
**[06:24] Yor**
Miss Anya! Where did you go?
**[06:31] Agent A**
Handler!
**[06:33] Agent A**
We've intercepted a report
**[06:35] Agent A**
of a terrorist sighted in an
alley near Central Station.
**[06:38] Agent A**
The physical description
matches one of the students.
**[06:42] Sylvia**
So they're on the move.
**[06:44] Sylvia**
Have a team stand by on the suspected route
they may take from the reported area.
**[06:47] Sylvia**
We'll commandeer the white
van that comes through.
**[06:50] Sylvia**
It might be carrying explosives.
Proceed with caution.
**[07:01] Terrorist A**
How...
**[07:10] Junior Agent**
Alpha Team here. We've secured the targets.
**[07:13] Junior Agent**
Four members and three dogs.
**[07:15] Junior Agent**
We also found a case
possibly containing explosives.
**[07:18] Bravo**
*Bravo here.*
**[07:19] Bravo**
*We've also captured three members.*
**[07:23] Bravo**
Our main target, Keith Kepler,
is nowhere to be found.
**[07:25] Bravo**
We will continue our search of the area.
**[07:27] Keith**
*They're onto us! Is that the Secret Police?*
**[07:31] Keith**
*No, are they from the West?*
**[07:33] Keith**
*What should I do?*
**[07:34] Keith**
* I've only got two hours*
* before the summit starts.*
**[07:37] Keith**
* There's one more place where*
* we have bombs hidden, but...*
**[07:41] Keith**
* There's no other way! Even if*
* I have to do this on my own!*
**[07:47] Junior Agent**
Spit it out!
**[07:48] Junior Agent**
Where's the explosion site,
and where's Keith?!
**[07:51] Terrorist B**
My only answer to that is, "Eat shit."
**[07:53] Terrorist B**
Go stick your head in a
shitter, you putrid swine!
**[07:57] Terrorist A**
Strike down the pigs from the West!
**[07:59] Terrorists C & D**
Strike them down!
**[08:01] Terrorists A, C & D**
Strike them down!
**[08:03] Junior Agent**
You little punk...
**[08:05] Sylvia**
Leave the howling to the dogs.
You're making my ears hurt.
**[08:13] Sylvia**
Hello there, students.
**[08:15] Sylvia**
What exactly do you want?
**[08:19] Terrorist B**
A war!
**[08:20] Terrorist B**
The extermination of the
West and Ostanian supremacy!
**[08:25] Sylvia**
Have any of you actually
killed a person before?
**[08:29] Sylvia**
Have you ever been killed by anyone?
**[08:32] Terrorist A**
Of course we haven't, you stupid bitch!
**[08:34] Sylvia**
Have you ever lost a limb in an attack?
**[08:38] Sylvia**
Have you ever heard bones being smashed?
**[08:41] Sylvia**
Have you ever smelled festering flesh?
**[08:46] Terrorist A**
What the hell are you
talking about, you stupid hag?!
**[08:48] Sylvia**
Have you ever seen your parents or siblings
**[08:50] Sylvia**
crushed in a crumbling building,
right before your eyes?
**[08:53] Sylvia**
Have you ever seen a piece of your
lover's flesh stuck to a wall?
**[08:57] Sylvia**
Have you ever been so hungry,
you tried to bite into a tree?
**[09:02] Sylvia**
Have you ever stewed human flesh in a pot?
**[09:06] Sylvia**
Have you ever had someone close
to you deny your enemy's humanity
**[09:09] Sylvia**
so they could continue the killing,
**[09:10] Sylvia**
only to become so mentally
broken after the conflict is over
**[09:13] Sylvia**
that they weep with regret and shame,
**[09:16] Sylvia**
vomit, and then eventually...
take their own life?
**[09:28] Sylvia**
Apparently, you've learned nothing
of war at your university,
**[09:34] Sylvia**
you utter children.
**[09:37] Keith**
Listen up...
**[09:39] Keith**
Once you catch the minister's scent,
don't you dare lose sight of him.
**[09:43] Keith**
I'm counting on you, pup.
**[09:48] Keith**
* But... the point where we were*
* supposed to ambush him in Plan B*
**[09:51] Keith**
* might've also been discovered,*
* since those guys got caught.*
**[09:53] Keith**
* Which would mean more guards in*
* the area around the clock tower plaza,*
**[09:56] Keith**
*making it useless.*
**[09:58] Keith**
*Actually, in that case,*
**[10:00] Keith**
* I'll just lure any bastards who try to get*
* in my way into a trap and eliminate them!*
**[10:04] Keith**
*Just you wait, you pigs!*
**[10:06] Keith**
*I'll blow you all to smithereens!*
**[10:14] Sylvia**
All teams: investigate points B1 through B4.
**[10:18] Sylvia**
Twilight, I'd like you to
investigate the area around B1,
**[10:21] Sylvia**
which will be the most probable target.
**[10:24] Sylvia**
Stop them, no matter what.
**[10:26] Loid**
I know, Handler.
**[10:28] Loid**
I agree with you.
**[10:30] Loid**
I am absolutely done...
**[10:32] Loid**
with war.
**[10:39] Anya**
Found it! It's where the pointy clock is!
**[10:42] Anya**
That way, Mister Dog!
**[10:45] Anya**
That's where Papa's gonna die!
**[10:47] Anya**
We have to stop that!
**[10:52] Newscaster**
*Here in Central Berlint,*
**[10:54] Newscaster**
* security is very tight due*
* to the upcoming summit.*
**[10:58] Newscaster**
*Traffic will be restricted,*
**[11:00] Newscaster**
*and the press will have limited access.*
**[11:11] Anya**
*We made it to the clock place!*
**[11:16] Anya**
Where is Papa supposed to die?
**[11:21] Anya**
Mister Dog! Lemme see that vision again!
**[11:26] Anya**
* When the explosion went off,*
* the clock went "bwong"!*
**[11:31] Anya**
*The hand was pointing to the top!*
**[11:33] Anya**
Which means we have until...
**[11:38] Anya**
*I can't read the clock!*
**[11:41] Anya**
* The long hand and the short hand...*
* Which is which?!*
**[11:46] Anya**
Excuse me, sir.
**[11:49] Anya**
How many more minutes until
that clock goes "bwong"?
**[11:53] Old man**
Oh, are you talking about the bell?
**[11:55] Old man**
It rings every hour, so we've got about
thirty minutes until the next one.
**[12:01] Anya**
Fank you very much!
**[12:03] Anya**
Thirty minutes... We have to hurry!
**[12:06] Anya**
Uh... How many minutes is thirty minutes?
**[12:17] Anya**
What's the matter, Mister Dog?
**[12:26] Anya**
That's the bad guys' boss!
**[12:34] Keith**
Hey! Don't get out of the car!
**[12:42] Anya**
*He found us!*
**[12:55] Keith**
Get back in the car right now, you dumb mutt!
**[12:58] Keith**
I'm in a hurry, damn it!
**[13:02] Keith**
If we don't get the hell outta here,
we're gonna get caught!
**[13:10] Keith**
*I'm counting on you... You'd better work,*
**[13:13] Keith**
*my impromptu trap!*
**[13:18] Anya**
*He* causes the explosion!
**[13:21] Keith**
* Just try and come after me,*
* you stupid pieces of shit!*
**[13:24] Keith**
* The moment you set foot*
* in our hideout... Kaboom!*
**[13:27] Anya**
That building...
**[13:32] Keith**
*The explosion may cause a few casualties...*
**[13:36] Keith**
* But they're necessary*
* sacrifices to our great cause.*
**[13:40] Keith**
*Then again, you'll be dying for our nation.*
**[13:42] Keith**
*I'm sure you'll all feel honored.*
**[13:52] Anya**
Oh, no! We have to do
something about that bomb!
**[13:55] Anya**
Let's see... The hand on the
clock went from six to seven,
**[13:59] Anya**
so there are seven minutes left?
**[14:00] Anya**
Um, uh... Just hurry!
**[14:15] Anya**
Is that it?
**[14:23] Anya**
Oh, right! If I open the door,
it'll go kaboom!
**[14:32] Anya**
I think I can get in that little window.
**[14:35] Anya**
Hup... Hup...
**[14:37] Anya**
Mister Dog, push me.
**[14:48] Anya**
*The bomb...*
**[14:53] Anya**
*If I can disarm this, I can save Papa!*
**[15:01] Anya**
But how do you disarm a bomb?
**[15:05] Anya**
* On TV, when they do the thing where they*
* pick the red wire or the blue wire, it stops.*
**[15:10] Anya**
*Wire?*
**[15:12] Anya**
*Wire?*
**[15:13] Anya**
*Sh-Shock!*
**[15:15] Anya**
*The wires are all black!*
**[15:18] Anya**
* And I don't have scissors*
* to choppy the wires!*
**[15:21] Anya**
* What should I do?*
* There's probably no more time!*
**[15:25] Anya**
* If Papa comes here,*
* I'll tell him he can't come in.*
**[15:28] Anya**
* But then he'll find out lots of stuff,*
* and he might not want me anymore.*
**[15:32] Anya**
* But if Papa dies, both Anya and*
* peace will be in big danger!*
**[15:50] Senior Agent**
That must be point B1.
**[15:53] Senior Agent**
It's the northernmost
room on the third floor.
**[15:55] Senior Agent**
Hurry it up. We don't have much time.
**[16:00] Senior Agent**
What is that? Something written in blood?
**[16:05] Loid**
No, that smell... Is it ketchup?
**[16:07] Senior Agent**
A doorknob, an eggplant, and some grass?
**[16:09] Senior Agent**
Is it some new kind of code?
**[16:11] Loid**
I don't sense anyone's presence,
but let's proceed with caution.
**[16:15] Senior Agent**
No, there's no time for that.
**[16:18] Senior Agent**
The minister will head out at any minute.
**[16:20] Senior Agent**
We're not going to be outdone
by some college student!
**[16:28] Anya**
*Papa... Did you notice my message in blood?*
**[16:33] Anya**
*He's too far away for me to read his mind.*
**[16:35] Anya**
*Papa, are you okay?*
**[16:47] Anya**
* That's the time I saw in*
* the future... I think!*
**[16:52] Anya**
*An explosion...*
**[16:56] Anya**
*didn't happen!*
**[16:59] Anya**
*We did it?*
**[17:14] Anya**
Papa's back!
**[17:17] Anya**
That means...
**[17:18] Anya**
We saved the future!
**[17:22] Loid**
I have a bad feeling about this.
**[17:25] Loid**
This might be some kind of message.
**[17:27] Loid**
Carelessness could cost us our lives.
**[17:36] Loid**
As I figured... It's a trap.
**[17:38] Loid**
If we'd opened the door,
a bomb would've gone off.
**[17:41] Senior Agent**
So this was a bomb, not an eggplant?
**[17:44] Senior Agent**
That was a close one.
**[17:46] Junior Agent**
Looks like they knew we'd come here.
**[17:49] Senior Agent**
But who drew this warning?
**[17:52] Loid**
Looks like we don't have time to ponder that.
**[17:55] Loid**
The Secret Police have caught on.
**[17:58] Loid**
Let's leave the message up
and let them disarm the bomb.
**[18:01] Loid**
We should get away from here.
**[18:06] Junior Agent**
I guess we never found Keith.
**[18:09] Junior Agent**
Investigating any further with the Secret
Police snooping around will be difficult.
**[18:13] Loid**
Let's head to the minister's location.
**[18:16] Loid**
Considering this plan has been ruined,
**[18:17] Loid**
our suspect may try some desperate measures.
**[18:22] Secretary**
Minister Brantz, it is time.
Let us head to the guest room.
**[18:26] Secretary**
The members of their Department
of Foreign Affairs are here.
**[18:29] Brantz**
Hmph. Apparently the government has
eyes everywhere in this country.
**[18:35] Secretary**
I'm sure this is also because
of the terrorist incidents.
**[18:39] Brantz**
WISE still hasn't eliminated the suspects?
**[18:42] Brantz**
What a worthless lot.
**[18:47] Loid**
Pardon me. I'm from intelligence.
**[18:55] Yuri**
Minister, if you're ready,
our car will take the lead.
**[19:03] Fake Brantz**
Hm...
**[19:07] Driver**
Right this way, sir.
**[19:08] Fake Brantz**
No, I think I'll take a car alone.
**[19:11] Driver**
Huh? Uh...
**[19:13] Fake Brantz**
You may all go home.
**[19:16] Driver**
Sir?!
**[19:26] Fake Brantz**
*I should be far enough out of sight.*
**[19:28] Fake Brantz**
* As I figured, he's following me*
* by using the dog to track my scent.*
**[19:32] Brantz**
What is the meaning of this, Sylvia?!
**[19:34] Brantz**
I opened the door because I thought
one of your men showed up,
**[19:37] Brantz**
and the thief took my clothes!
**[19:39] (Flashback) Loid**
I'll be borrowing your clothes, sir.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Brantz**
Huh?!
**[19:43] Brantz**
*Do your men have no manners?!*
**[19:46] Sylvia**
I do apologize, Minister,
but this was rather urgent.
**[19:50] Sylvia**
I presume he needed your scent
to throw the dog off your trail.
**[19:54] Sylvia**
The enemy should now be several
kilometers away, pursuing a fake minister.
**[19:58] Sylvia**
Please leave now, while you can.
**[20:00] Sylvia**
Oh, and to preserve our nation's dignity,
**[20:03] Sylvia**
please do put on some clothes first.
**[20:07] Yuri**
Minister?!
**[20:10] Keith**
*He changed his route?*
**[20:16] Keith**
He changed it *again*?
**[20:21] Keith**
Hey, what the hell? Why does
he keep going in circles?
**[20:31] Senior Agent**
We have eyes on him. He's in a gray coupe.
**[20:34] Senior Agent**
As far as I can see, he only has one dog.
**[20:37] Senior Agent**
*We'll surround him. Lead him to Blue 4.*
**[20:40] Keith**
*What? He's heading back to the hotel?*
**[20:43] Keith**
*No, he's heading toward the river...*
**[20:45] Keith**
*A place with few people around...*
**[20:48] Keith**
*Perfect!*
**[20:56] Keith**
Damn it all!
**[21:03] Senior Agent**
Hey, hey, hey! Fall back! Back!
**[21:10] Senior Agent**
He got us... He still had some explosives.
**[21:14] Senior Agent**
Be careful. He's heading in your direction!
**[21:24] Keith**
*Where did he go?*
**[21:31] Keith**
*There he is!*
**[21:32] Keith**
*He kindly got out of the car for me. That fool!*
**[21:37] Keith**
Go!
**[21:40] Keith**
* I'll set off the bomb right*
* when the dog bites onto him!*
**[21:52] Keith**
* Don't you dare think you can*
* get away from a trained dog!*
**[22:06] Keith**
What the hell?! The Minister
of the West is insane!
**[22:09] Keith**
He's supposed to be a 60-year-old geezer!
**[22:11] Keith**
Shit! I'll lose sight of him!
**[22:19] Loid**
*I'm really sorry.*
**[22:21] Loid**
*I'm sure the last thing you wanted*
**[22:23] Loid**
* was to get dragged into some foolish*
* conflict between humans.*
**[22:28] Loid**
Time to end this.
***SIGN*** A NEW FAMILY MEMBER
# E15 - A New Family Member
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGJ2K5/a-new-family-member)
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***SIGN*** A NEW FAMILY MEMBER
**[02:39] Keith**
*Its teeth are in him?! This is it!*
**[02:41] Keith**
*Explode, you pig!*
**[02:49] Keith**
*What?*
**[02:51] Keith**
*The bomb ended up in the river?*
**[02:53] Keith**
*The minister threw it?!*
**[02:56] Loid**
Sorry about this!
**[02:59] Loid**
I'll let you out later, so just stay put.
**[03:04] Keith**
*That geezer actually managed that?! No...*
**[03:07] Keith**
*Who the hell is that?*
**[03:11] Keith**
*Why is it someone else? Did I mess up?!*
**[03:14] Keith**
*Damn it!*
**[03:20] Loid**
*We've got the plate number.*
**[03:22] Loid**
*You're not getting away in* that *car.*
**[03:26] Loid**
*Your plan is finished.*
**[03:29] Yor**
Miss Anya!
**[03:32] Yor**
Miss Anya!
**[03:34] Yor**
* Did she head back toward*
* the first pet shop?*
**[03:37] Yor**
* I can't let her be found*
* by the terrorists again!*
**[03:41] Yor**
*I must catch up to her!*
**[03:44] Yor**
*That's...*
**[03:46] Yor**
How dare you do that to Miss Anya?!
**[03:48] Yor**
You won't get away this time!
**[03:50] Keith**
Now people are falling from the sky?!
**[03:52] Keith**
Move, you bitch!
**[04:06] Yor**
Oh, hello. Is this the police?
**[04:08] Yor**
I found one of the terrorists
**[04:10] Yor**
after he got into an accident in
an alley behind Northtown Park.
**[04:13] Yor**
Would you kindly come fetch him?
**[04:16] Yor**
Oh, no. I'm the housewife
that called earlier.
**[04:19] Yor**
I'll be going now.
**[04:22] Yor**
Miss Anya! Miss Anya!
**[04:30] Senior Agent**
Despite everything that happened,
looks like our work here is done.
**[04:34] Senior Agent**
Man, today sucked.
**[04:36] Sylvia**
Thankfully, none of this
caused a huge commotion.
**[04:40] Sylvia**
The Eastern government should be working on
erasing all signs that this ever happened.
**[04:44] Senior Agent**
Are we going to hand these dogs over?
**[04:47] Sylvia**
That's not our concern.
**[04:48] Sylvia**
For now, we'll keep them at this
shop and report to the higher-ups.
**[04:52] Sylvia**
We have plenty of things
we need to look into.
**[04:55] Loid**
Well, I'll be going now.
**[04:57] Loid**
I need to get back to my
family as quickly as I can.
**[05:00] Senior Agent**
Good work.
**[05:14] Loid**
What are you two doing here?
**[05:16] Loid**
I thought you went to the adoption event.
**[05:19] Anya**
I came back because you were
taking too long in the potty.
**[05:21] Yor**
I was worried about Miss Anya,
so I ran after her.
**[05:25] Loid**
And... who is this dog?
**[05:28] Bond**
Borf!
**[05:31] Yor**
So since all that happened, we didn't
exactly have time to look for a pet.
**[05:36] Loid**
* To think that these two got dragged*
* into the incident, as well.*
**[05:39] Loid**
I'm sorry all this happened
while I was in the bathroom.
**[05:42] Yor**
No, no!
**[05:43] Yor**
Your stomachache must have stemmed
from the breakfast I made this morning!
**[05:47] Yor**
I'm so sorry!
**[05:49] Loid**
And you...
**[05:52] Loid**
How many times must I tell you not to
run off alone because it's dangerous?!
**[05:55] Anya**
I'm sowwy!
**[06:01] Loid**
So you're not hurt?
**[06:03] Anya**
Mm...
**[06:05] Anya**
Mister Dog protected me!
**[06:09] Loid**
* So he must be another one of the*
* test subjects from Project Apple.*
**[06:13] Loid**
*If that's the case, I can't let him run free.*
**[06:28] Loid**
I thank you for saving my daughter.
**[06:32] Sylvia**
Pardon me.
**[06:35] Sylvia**
We're from the State Security Service.
**[06:37] Sylvia**
We're investigating the incident that
occurred in City Center earlier.
**[06:40] Sylvia**
May we ask you a few questions?
**[06:43] Sylvia**
I see.
**[06:45] Sylvia**
Then it's safe to say that this dog was also
one of the dogs trained by the terrorists.
**[06:50] Sylvia**
We'll take him in.
**[06:53] Loid**
Thank you very much.
**[06:54] Sylvia**
Also, this incident will not
be revealed to the public,
**[06:57] Sylvia**
given the relationship between
the East and the West,
**[06:59] Sylvia**
so I ask that you stay silent about this.
**[07:01] Sylvia**
Thank you for your cooperation.
**[07:04] Yor**
Now that things have settled down,
why don't we go back to searching for a puppy?
**[07:08] Loid**
You're right. Okay, Anya—
**[07:10] Anya**
No!
**[07:11] Anya**
Anya wants Mister Dog!
**[07:14] Loid**
What are you—
**[07:15] Anya**
Anya wants to take care of Mister Dog!
**[07:17] Loid**
No, that dog belonged to the bad gu—
**[07:19] Anya**
But he saved Anya!
**[07:22] Loid**
But you're the one who
said you wanted a small dog!
**[07:26] Anya**
But Anya wants Mister Dog now!
It's okay that Mister Dog is big!
**[07:28] Loid**
Stop being difficult!
**[07:32] Anya**
If you don't let me have Mister Dog,
I'll go bad and stop going to school!
**[07:36] Loid and Sylvia**
Wha—
**[07:37] Loid**
What are you talking about?!
**[07:39] Loid**
Why are you bringing up school now?!
**[07:40] Yor**
Miss Anya, it's okay! It's okay, Miss Anya!
**[07:41] Anya**
No!
**[07:42] Loid**
Anya!
**[07:44] Sylvia**
All right, very well.
**[07:46] Loid**
Handl—er, ma'am?!
**[07:47] Yor**
A-Are you sure about this?
**[07:49] Sylvia**
I highly doubt one of these dogs
going missing will cause any issues.
**[07:53] Sylvia**
The terrorists have all been arrested,
and the dog didn't actually cause any harm.
**[07:57] Loid**
Wait...
**[07:58] Sylvia**
As things stand, Operation Strix is
in danger. What else can we do?
**[08:02] Loid**
Yes, well...
**[08:04] Sylvia**
He'll be under your supervision.
Keep an eye on him.
**[08:07] Sylvia**
The other dogs we have will be more
than enough for our investigation,
**[08:10] Sylvia**
so this isn't an issue.
**[08:10] Loid**
Are you really trying to
give me even more work?
**[08:13] Anya**
There were a lot of other Mister Dogs.
**[08:15] Anya**
Are the police ociffers
going to be mean to them?
**[08:23] Sylvia**
Don't worry your pretty little head.
**[08:25] Sylvia**
The dogs will be well taken care of.
**[08:28] Sylvia**
They'll be given soft beds and warm meals.
**[08:32] Sylvia**
I'm sure these dogs have had very hard lives.
**[08:37] Sylvia**
So make sure you take really good
care of this pup here, all right?
**[08:43] Sylvia**
Let's promise each other.
**[08:47] Anya**
Fank you very much, important lady.
**[08:55] Sylvia**
She's a good girl.
**[08:56] Loid**
You have no idea what I've been through.
**[08:58] Sylvia**
No, I do.
**[09:00] Sylvia**
I also had a daughter about her age.
**[09:03] Yor**
Isn't that wonderful, Miss Anya? Mister Puppy?
**[09:04] Anya**
Mister Dog!
**[09:17] Sylvia**
Thank goodness today ended peacefully.
**[09:22] Loid**
You're right.
**[09:26] Sylvia**
For now, we will be taking the dog for
the night to check him for illnesses.
**[09:31] Sylvia**
If there are no issues, we'll send
him to your place in the morning.
**[09:35] Loid**
All right.
**[09:36] Loid**
Now, shall we head home?
**[09:38] Yor**
Yes. It's been a very long day,
and I'm exhausted.
**[09:42] Anya**
This field trip doesn't
end until we get home.
**[09:44] Anya**
Don't let your guard down.
**[09:46] Loid**
Did you learn that at school?
This isn't a field trip.
**[09:49] Yor**
Don't worry, Miss Anya.
**[09:51] Yor**
This incident has already
been taken care of.
**[10:03] Yor**
* Today, I defeated a bad guy*
* and protected the peace*
**[10:06] Yor**
*of this country without anyone knowing.*
**[10:11] Anya**
* Papa was able to stop the*
* bombing because of me.*
**[10:14] Anya**
*Anya saved the world!*
**[10:17] Loid**
* We protected the relationship between*
* the East and the West, to an extent...*
**[10:21] Loid**
* But physically, I'm done.*
* My stomach hurts.*
**[10:25] Anya**
Heh.
**[10:31] Announcer**
*And now, our next story.*
**[10:33] Anya**
I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
**[10:33] Announcer**
* Last night, two traffic accidents*
* occurred in the city, one after another.*
**[10:35] Anya**
I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
**[10:38] Anya**
I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
**[10:38] Announcer**
*Though the incidents seem unrelated,*
**[10:39] Loid**
Calm down. He'll be here soon.
And I can't see the TV.
**[10:40] Announcer**
* the police are investigating*
* for more details.*
**[10:46] Member**
Good evening.
**[10:47] Anya**
Mister Dog!
**[10:53] Member**
Please take good care of him.
**[10:58] Yor**
He seems very curious about where he is.
**[11:02] Anya**
Wellycome to Anya's house, Mister Dog!
**[11:05] Anya**
This is now your home!
**[11:07] Loid**
You know, we should probably
give him a proper name now.
**[11:10] Anya**
Name...
**[11:12] (Flashback) Researcher A**
Number 8.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Researcher A**
Get out here.
**[11:15] (Flashback) Researcher A**
It's time for your medicine.
**[11:16] (Flashback) Researcher B**
Damn it, hold still!
**[11:18] (Flashback) Researcher C**
Here's your food. You better be grateful.
**[11:23] (Flashback) Researcher D**
Raise the voltage.
**[11:24] (Flashback) Researcher E**
But any more will...
**[11:26] (Flashback) Researcher D**
It doesn't matter. Even if this dog dies,
there are more where he came from.
**[11:35] Yor**
I wonder what's wrong.
**[11:37] Anya**
Are you nervous? Want a treat?
**[11:40] Anya**
It's okay. You're one of the Holgers now!
**[11:54] Bond**
Borf!
**[11:57] Announcer**
* The summit that began yesterday*
* is now beginning its second day,*
**[12:00] Announcer**
* and it appears that disarmament*
* negotiations are going smoothly.*
**[12:08] Anya**
I won't get any stars even though
I helped beat the bad guys?
**[12:12] Loid**
Correct.
**[12:13] Loid**
To make sure the East and the West keep
getting along, we have to keep this a secret.
**[12:18] Loid**
Don't go talking about it at school.
**[12:20] Loid**
The police will come get you,
and you'll never get to come home.
**[12:28] Anya**
And after we saved the world together, too.
**[12:31] Yor**
Come, now, Miss Anya. It's time.
**[12:34] Anya**
*If I can't have any stars...*
**[12:38] Anya**
*The Friendship Scheme is the only way!*
**[12:41] Anya**
* I'll go to Second Son's house and*
* make Papa's mission a success!*
**[12:46] Damian**
What?! You got a dog?
**[12:49] Damian**
Let's see which one of our dogs
is bigger! Bring him over!
**[12:54] Anya**
*I'm just gonna keep saving the world.*
**[13:01] Becky**
Good morning, Anya!
**[13:02] Anya**
Morning, pwease.
**[13:05] Becky**
* Thank goodness. Looks like she's*
* gotten over her Starlight phase.*
**[13:09] Anya**
Hear me, Becky.
**[13:11] Anya**
A dog has appeared at Anya's house.
**[13:14] Becky**
Wait, really?! Ooh, what's it like?!
What breed is it?
**[13:18] Anya**
Some white kind.
**[13:19] Becky**
How old is it?
**[13:21] Anya**
Dunno. He's big.
**[13:23] Becky**
I wonder if he's more precious
than my little Wiesel!
**[13:26] Becky**
I hope they can play together!
**[13:28] Anya**
*It works!*
**[13:30] Becky**
Hey, can I come over to your house...
**[13:32] Becky**
Uh, hello?!
**[13:40] Damian**
What do you want?
**[13:43] Anya**
Heh.
**[13:44] Anya**
I have a dog now.
**[13:50] Damian**
Yeah, and?
**[13:58] Anya**
The world is doomed...
**[14:01] Emile**
A single phrase to bring
a commoner to her knees.
**[14:03] Emile**
Brilliant, Lord Damian.
**[14:05] Damian**
*Huh? Did I say something that mean?*
**[14:08] Ewen**
I marvel at your wit!
**[14:09] Damian**
Huh?
**[14:10] Anya**
Sniffle, sniffle...
**[14:10] Emile**
I'm sure it's just some filthy mutt.
**[14:17] Damian**
What's... the dog's name?
**[14:26] Anya**
His name...
**[14:27] Damian**
Yeah. I guess I don't mind asking.
**[14:31] Anya**
Dog?
**[14:37] Damian**
You're not worthy of owning
a dog. I've wasted my time.
**[14:40] Anya**
Shock!
**[14:47] Becky**
What?
**[14:48] Becky**
You want to know how to name a dog?
**[14:50] Becky**
Hmm... Maybe name him
after a cute food or a flower?
**[14:55] Anya**
Food... Peanuts?
**[14:58] Becky**
But your doggie is really big, right?
"Peanuts" might be weird, then.
**[15:01] Becky**
You need to consider his appearance, too.
**[15:04] Anya**
Appearance...
**[15:06] Anya**
Old Man Hair?
**[15:08] Becky**
You might be better off letting
your mama or papa name him.
**[15:12] Anya**
Anya has bad taste?
**[15:21] Anya**
Papa, Mama, Anya has returned.
**[15:29] Yor**
Welcome home.
**[15:30] Yor**
Oh, my. You're such good friends.
**[15:33] Anya**
Save me! He's gonna eat me!
**[15:36] Loid**
Maybe we should take him for a walk.
**[15:38] Anya**
Walk!
**[15:40] Yor**
There's a dog park near the library.
**[15:45] Anya**
Woof, woof, woof-woof! Woof, woof, woof-woof!
**[15:49] Anya**
Papa! Anya wants to hold the leash, too.
**[15:52] Loid**
You're not ready for that.
He'll drag you around everywhere.
**[15:56] Loid**
Though he's been trained before,
he still needs household training.
**[16:00] Loid**
You'll need to learn lots of things, too.
**[16:03] Loid**
Like how to feed him, praise him,
scold him, et cetera.
**[16:07] Loid**
You need to be prepared to
take care of him until the end.
**[16:10] Anya**
Yep.
**[16:11] Loid**
By the way, have you come
up with a name for him?
**[16:13] Anya**
My naming abilities are dismal.
**[16:17] Loid**
Huh? All right...
**[16:19] Loid**
A simple name that's easy for him to
understand and for us to say would be best.
**[16:23] Loid**
Apparently, dogs can't tell
consonants apart very well,
**[16:26] Loid**
so we'd be better off giving him
a name with strong vowel sounds.
**[16:30] Loid**
Especially A, U, or O.
**[16:33] Anya**
This is hard...
**[16:34] Yor**
*They can't tell causes of death apart well?*
**[16:38] Yor**
Would you prefer to bleed to death?
**[16:40] Yor**
Or perhaps be crushed to death?
**[16:42] Yor**
Stop being so unreasonable!
**[16:46] Loid**
I guess we can figure that out once
we know more about his personality.
**[16:58] Anya**
A dog park!
**[17:06] Anya**
Hup!
**[17:09] Anya**
Run around and play, Mister Dog!
Or this will just be an Anya park!
**[17:13] Girl**
Here we go, Leo!
**[17:15] Girl**
Go!
**[17:21] Anya**
Okay!
**[17:22] Anya**
Mister Dog! We'll do that, too!
**[17:28] Anya**
Hi-yah!
**[17:37] Anya**
Maybe this doesn't work
if you don't have a name.
**[17:42] Anya**
Excuse me.
**[17:46] Anya**
What is this Mister Dog's name?
**[17:49] Anya**
How did you pick its name?
**[17:50] Anya**
Tell me your secrets!
**[17:52] Yor**
Don't run off too far!
**[17:57] Anya**
Your name is Lucky Vanilla Princess III!
**[18:03] Anya**
Then how about Atomic Angel Charlie General?!
**[18:08] Yor**
Miss Anya seems to be having a lot of fun.
**[18:12] Loid**
* "Be prepared to take care*
* of him until the end."*
**[18:20] Loid**
*I may have no right to say those words.*
**[18:24] Loid**
* Once this mission is over, there will*
* be no more use for the Forgers.*
**[18:28] Loid**
*My relationship with these two ends there.*
**[18:30] Loid**
* Of course, I'll do my best to*
* follow up with them.*
**[18:34] Loid**
* But this terrorist incident*
* has reminded me yet again*
**[18:37] Loid**
*that this peace between the East and the West*
**[18:40] Loid**
*is nothing more than a façade.*
**[18:42] Loid**
* I must ensure that this cold war*
* ends as soon as possible.*
**[18:45] Loid**
*That will be the optimal future.*
**[18:49] Loid**
Hey, it's time to head home now.
**[18:53] Loid**
You'll be studying once we get home.
**[18:55] Anya**
Shock!
**[18:56] Anya**
Huh? Huh, wha? Oh no, oh no, oh no...
**[19:00] Anya**
I lost my gloves. Where did they go?
**[19:04] Yor**
Did you drop them somewhere?
**[19:06] Anya**
Those are Anya's favorites!
**[19:15] Yor**
I don't see them anywhere.
**[19:24] Anya**
Anya's gloves!
**[19:26] Anya**
Give them back!
**[19:29] Bulldog**
*Me find! My precious!*
**[19:47] Old Lady**
How dare you?! What do you think
you're doing to my sweet baby?!
**[19:51] Old Lady**
Get lost, you stupid stray!
**[19:52] Old Lady**
Aw, did he scare you?
**[19:57] Anya**
Thank you, Mister Dog.
**[20:00] (Flashback) Bondman**
I've returned with the tummy warmer
**[20:03] (Flashback) Bondman**
that was stolen by the evil
organization, Princess Honey.
**[20:05] (Flashback) Princess Honey**
Oh, thank you, Bondman!
**[20:08] (Flashback) Princess Honey**
It is a very important gift that
my late mother gave me!
**[20:12] Anya**
You're like Bondman.
You got these back for me.
**[20:16] Anya**
Oh, yeah. You're wearing gloves, too.
**[20:21] Loid**
What's the matter?
**[20:24] Anya**
Papa! I know Mister Dog's name now!
**[20:33] Anya**
Mister Dog's name is Bond!
**[20:35] Loid**
"Bond" from "Bondman," eh? Not bad.
**[20:40] Anya**
That tickles!
**[20:41] Yor**
It looks like he approves!
And his collar fits perfectly.
**[20:49] Anya**
Okay, Bond. I will now give
you your first mission.
**[20:53] Anya**
Eat every last kibble of this dog food!
**[20:58] Loid**
Don't give him too much.
**[21:07] Anya**
That was neither good nor bad.
**[21:11] Anya**
Ah, you need to go potty.
**[21:13] Anya**
Follow me, Bond.
**[21:17] Anya**
Behold, this is your potty.
**[21:20] Anya**
If you go anywhere else, Mama might get
mad, 'cause she likes everything tidy.
**[21:24] Anya**
So be cautious as you go.
**[21:35] Anya**
He had to poo. Stinky.
**[21:39] Anya**
Okay, Bond. We'll be
watching this cartoon next.
**[21:42] Anya**
I will teach you of your roots!
**[21:46] Loid**
Hey, I told you that you need to study.
**[21:48] Loid**
You'd better be ready by
the time I finish my bath.
**[21:55] Loid**
Those little...
**[22:07] Yor**
Loid, Loid!
**[22:10] Yor**
Look.
**[22:12] Loid**
What is it?
**[22:14] Yor**
They wore themselves out
playing and fell asleep.
**[22:18] Yor**
Oh, my goodness! Is this a
little angel in our midst?!
**[22:23] Loid**
I guess we'll let her off the hook for today.
**[22:25] Yor**
Indeed.
***SIGN*** YOR'S KITCHEN
THE INFORMANT'S GREAT ROMANCE PLAN
# E16 - Yor's Kitchen - The Informant's Great Romance Plan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZP55K/yors-kitchen--the-informants-great-romance-plan)
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**[00:08] Loid**
*Lately... Yor's been coming home late.*
**[00:13] Loid**
* Neither of us dig deeply*
* into the other's private life,*
**[00:17] Loid**
*so I don't usually ask questions.*
**[00:24] Anya**
Papa, is it dinner time yet?
**[00:27] Loid**
Once Yor gets home.
**[00:30] Anya**
Bond, tell me what we're
having for dinner tonight!
**[00:39] Yor**
I'm home.
**[00:43] Loid**
*A gloomy, somber expression, and...*
**[00:46] Loid**
*several cuts all over her hands.*
**[00:50] Anya**
Welcome home, Mama.
**[00:52] Yor**
Why, thank you, Miss Anya.
**[00:55] Loid**
Welcome home.
**[00:57] Loid**
Should we start dinner?
**[00:58] Yor**
Oh...
**[01:00] Yor**
I'm not hungry, so you two
can go ahead and eat.
**[01:06] Loid**
All right...
**[01:11] Loid**
*Yor, are you...*
**[01:25] Anya**
*Mama's going to cry? But why?*
**[01:39] Yor**
*If I fail this, I...*
**[01:44] Yor**
*I might lose those two.*
**[03:18] Worker A**
Great job today.
**[03:20] Worker B**
You, too.
**[03:21] Camilla**
Great job today.
**[03:23] Millie**
Hey, Camilla. Do you wanna
go out for some drinks?
**[03:26] Camilla**
Er...
**[03:29] Camilla**
Nah, I'm good.
**[03:30] Sharon**
Wait, didn't you say you had a date today?
**[03:33] Millie**
He canceled on me at the last minute.
**[03:42] Employee**
Thank you!
**[04:22] Camilla**
Are we really doing this again?
**[04:32] Camilla**
Also...
**[04:33] Camilla**
Are those tomatoes?!
**[04:35] Camilla**
They're clearly crushed!
What's wrong with you?!
**[04:38] Dominic**
Hey, Yor. You're really serious about this.
**[04:41] Yor**
Thank you for having me over.
**[04:42] Camilla**
This is all your fault, by the way!
If you hadn't said what you did...
***SIGN*** YOR'S KITCHEN
***SIGN*** 3
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**[04:49] (Flashback) Camilla**
What?
**[04:50] (Flashback) Camilla**
You want to learn how to cook?
**[04:52] (Flashback) Yor**
Yes!
**[04:54] (Flashback) Yor**
My husband was stuck in the
bathroom for a whole day
**[04:56] (Flashback) Yor**
because of the breakfast
I made the other day!
**[04:59] (Flashback) Millie**
Wow, that sucks.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Yor**
At this rate, our marriage is in danger!
**[05:03] Yor**
*Meaning my work is in danger!*
**[05:05] (Flashback) Yor**
Would any of you kindly be able to teach me?
**[05:09] (Flashback) Sharon**
Uh...
**[05:10] (Flashback) Sharon**
Er... Our housekeeper makes our food.
**[05:14] (Flashback) Camilla**
Go to a class or something.
**[05:16] (Flashback) Millie**
I know how to open cans!
**[05:18] (Flashback) Dominic**
Heya, what are you girls talking about?
**[05:23] (Flashback) Dominic**
Oh, hey! She's a great cook.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Camilla**
Hey!
**[05:27] (Flashback) Yor**
P-Please, Camilla!
**[05:30] (Flashback) Camilla**
No! Why should I?
**[05:33] (Flashback) Dominic**
Oh, come on. Teach her.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Dominic**
Alrighty, let's meet up at her place.
**[05:38] (Flashback) Camilla**
Uh, hello?!
**[05:44] Yor**
I look forward to learning
even more from you today!
**[05:47] Camilla**
This is literally the worst.
**[05:49] Dominic**
Don't be like that.
**[05:51] Camilla**
Just so you know, *you* get to
taste all the food again!
**[05:54] Camilla**
The responsibility's yours!
**[05:55] Dominic**
Oh, about that... I actually invited
someone over just for that.
**[06:01] Yuri**
Yahoo! Hey, Sis!
**[06:04] Yor**
Yuri!
**[06:06] Yuri**
I was told that I'd be
able to eat your cooking.
**[06:09] Yor**
Um...
**[06:11] Camilla**
*So this is Yor's little brother?*
**[06:13] Camilla**
*He seemed different in the pictur—*
**[06:16] Yuri**
Thank you for having me over, Camilla!
**[06:17] Yuri**
And thank you for always
looking after my sister!
**[06:20] Camilla**
Uh-huh...
**[06:21] Yuri**
So are you having a party of some sort today?
**[06:26] Yuri**
What? A cooking class?
**[06:28] Yor**
Don't tell Loid and Miss Anya.
I want to secretly get better!
**[06:33] Yuri**
*Curses! She wants to cook for Loidy!*
**[06:36] Yuri**
*Now I'm conflicted!*
**[06:38] Yor**
Today, I thought I'd try cooking minestrone.
**[06:42] Camilla**
Seriously, why do you keep buying
things you don't need for this?
**[06:45] Camilla**
What are you even going to use this for?
**[06:47] Yor**
I'm sorry. I thought using a variety
of ingredients would make it better.
**[06:53] Camilla**
Okay, first, peel your potatoes.
**[06:56] Yor**
Of course!
**[06:58] Camilla**
How does this happen when
you're just peeling potatoes?!
**[07:00] Camilla**
There's a whole sea of blood!
**[07:02] Yor**
Th-This weapon is just so hard to use!
**[07:05] Camilla**
The peeler is not a weapon!
**[07:07] Yuri**
Sis, I brought you some bandages!
**[07:09] Yor**
Oh, but I am handy with a knife!
**[07:13] Camilla**
I keep telling you that
you're cutting it too thin!
**[07:16] Camilla**
Just cut it normally!
**[07:17] Yuri**
You're amazing, Sis!
**[07:21] Camilla**
Hello?! Why'd you cut through
the cutting board, too?!
**[07:24] Camilla**
That was one of my favorites!
**[07:26] Yor**
I'm so sorry! I'll pay for it!
**[07:28] Yuri**
You're amazing, Sis!
**[07:31] Camilla**
Seriously, what is wrong with you?!
**[07:33] Camilla**
How did you ever get married?!
**[07:35] Camilla**
Leave!
**[07:37] Yuri**
*Who is this woman?*
**[07:39] Yuri**
* She's being rude to my sister.*
* Maybe I'll execute her.*
**[07:43] Camilla**
Yeah, Yor, you're hopeless. Just give it up.
**[07:47] Camilla**
You might as well divorce that hottie.
**[07:49] Yor**
Oh, no!
**[07:51] Yuri**
*Hey, that's a great idea.*
**[07:53] Yuri**
*Yes, divorce him, Sis.*
**[08:02] Yor**
Please, Camilla!
**[08:04] Yor**
If Loid divorces me, I'll... I'll...
**[08:08] Yor**
* I'll have to worry about*
* getting arrested again!*
**[08:17] Camilla**
Hurry up and get your ingredients simmering.
**[08:20] Camilla**
I'll show you how to season
everything as we go along.
**[08:23] Camilla**
Hurry up and make the thing
so you can go home already.
**[08:26] Dominic**
She's actually pretty nice.
Just... a bit prickly.
**[08:31] Yor**
Camilla has always been a good person.
**[08:33] Camilla**
Hey!
**[08:37] Yor**
Well, in any case... my first dish is complete.
**[08:43] Dominic**
Hey, Yuri! You're up!
**[08:45] Dominic**
Make sure it's not pois—
I mean, that it's delicious!
**[08:47] Yuri**
Really? I can?
**[08:53] Yuri**
Down the hatch!
**[08:55] Yuri**
Aah...
**[08:57] Yuri**
It's so good!
**[09:00] Yuri**
This is really great, Sis!
**[09:02] Yuri**
Oh, this takes me back! It tastes
just like your old cooking!
**[09:04] Yor**
Oh, my.
**[09:06] Camilla**
Uh... You're throwing up,
though. So which is it?
**[09:25] Camilla**
How could you possibly end up with *that*?
**[09:28] Camilla**
Did you listen to a word I said?
**[09:30] Yor**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[09:31] Yuri**
Sis, is there any more?
**[09:35] Camilla**
You weren't ready for minestrone yet.
**[09:37] Camilla**
Let's try something easier, like meatballs.
**[09:41] Yor**
Okay!
**[09:45] Yuri**
Yum, yum, yum!
**[09:46] Yuri**
It's so good that I'm sweating
for unknown reasons!
**[09:48] Yuri**
The more I savor each bite, the more
I see my life flash before my eyes!
**[09:53] Yuri**
Huh? Is that you over there, Mom?
**[09:55] Dominic**
Yuri, stop! You need to stop for a sec!
**[09:58] Camilla**
* That's right. Yor and her brother*
* grew up without their parents.*
**[10:03] Camilla**
I guess your sense of taste
got so messed up because
**[10:06] Camilla**
this train wreck was the
only one eating your food.
**[10:08] Yuri**
Train wreck?!
**[10:09] Yor**
Shock.
**[10:10] Yor**
I figured it'd be fine as long as he
was getting all the right nutrients.
**[10:14] Dominic**
Yuri... Thank goodness you grew up healthy.
**[10:18] Camilla**
Do you happen to remember
**[10:20] Camilla**
anything your parents made
for you that was really good?
**[10:24] Camilla**
Just curious.
**[10:26] Yor**
Hmm... Do you remember anything, Yuri?
**[10:30] Yuri**
Mom's cooking?
**[10:32] Yuri**
Hmm... I only remember it vaguely,
**[10:35] Yuri**
but didn't she make something
like stew often?
**[10:37] Yuri**
That was really warm and yummy.
**[10:39] Yor**
Oh! The one that had the fried egg on top!
**[10:43] Camilla**
Okay, let's try making that.
**[10:46] Camilla**
Try really hard to remember the taste.
**[10:49] Camilla**
It probably uses a simple southern stew base.
**[10:53] Yuri**
Whoa!
**[10:54] Camilla**
Once it comes to a boil, turn off the heat.
**[10:56] Camilla**
I'm pretty sure it should
have paprika powder in it.
**[10:58] Yor**
Right!
**[10:59] Camilla**
Make sure it doesn't burn.
**[11:01] Camilla**
And use the right amount
of salt and pepper.
**[11:03] Yor**
Understood!
**[11:12] Camilla**
You know, Yor, you seem different now.
**[11:16] Camilla**
You seemed more robotic
and boring before.
**[11:21] Yor**
Huh? Wha? Really?
**[11:25] Yor**
P-Perhaps it's because I got married.
**[11:28] Camilla**
Huh?
**[11:29] Camilla**
What're you humble bragging for?
**[11:31] Camilla**
You just changed your makeup
a little or something.
**[11:34] Yor**
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
**[11:36] Dominic**
Come on, now. You're a fine,
lovely lady yourself, Camilla.
**[11:40] Dominic**
You should be more confident.
**[11:41] Camilla**
Hey!
**[11:43] Dominic**
Anyway, this is the first time
something's actually smelled good!
**[11:46] Dominic**
I think this one might
actually be a success!
**[12:01] Camilla**
Hey, it's not bad.
**[12:07] Yuri**
It's really good!
**[12:08] Yuri**
But it also feels like something's missing.
**[12:13] Camilla**
Where are you from, Yor?
**[12:16] Yor**
Eastern Nielsberg.
**[12:21] Camilla**
I think people in that region
might add sour cream to it.
**[12:50] Camilla**
I'm exhausted.
**[12:56] Camilla**
What?
**[12:58] Dominic**
Oh, I was just admiring how cute you are.
**[13:04] Camilla**
Shut up.
**[13:08] Loid**
Wait.
**[13:11] Loid**
Okay!
**[13:14] Loid**
*Looks like he's naturally intelligent.*
**[13:16] Loid**
* I'll start defense training*
* with him immediately.*
**[13:21] Anya**
Papa, Anya can't wait any longer. Too hungry.
**[13:26] Loid**
It *is* pretty late.
**[13:28] Yor**
I'm sorry I'm so late.
**[13:31] Loid**
Welcome home, Yor.
**[13:37] Loid**
Hm? What's that?
**[13:41] Yor**
Loid...
**[13:46] Yor**
Tonight, I'll make dinner!
**[13:49] Loid**
Shock!
**[13:49] Anya**
Shock!
**[13:52] Loid**
You were learning how to cook?
**[13:54] Yor**
I'm sorry I kept it a secret.
**[13:56] Loid**
*So that's why...*
**[13:58] Loid**
This is southern stew?
**[14:00] Yor**
Yes. My mother often made it for us.
**[14:07] Yor**
It's finished! The fried egg
isn't quite a fried egg, but...
**[14:12] Yor**
Please enjoy!
**[14:17] Loid**
*It smells like... it's safe.*
**[14:19] Anya**
*My last supper...*
**[14:27] Loid**
It's delicious!
**[14:27] Anya**
It's yummy!
**[14:30] Anya**
Anya likes this.
**[14:31] Loid**
It has quite a soothing taste.
**[14:44] Loid**
Huh? What's wrong, Yor?
**[14:47] Yor**
I'm sorry. I just saw your faces, and I think...
**[14:50] Yor**
I was just so relieved.
**[14:55] Yor**
* I thought I needed to protect this life*
* so that I could continue killing.*
**[15:02] Yor**
* But to think that having*
* them acknowledge me...*
**[15:05] Yor**
*having them smile...*
**[15:08] Yor**
*would simply...*
**[15:10] Yor**
*make me this happy.*
**[15:16] Yor**
I feel a little more confident now...
**[15:18] Yor**
as the wife and mother
of the Forger family!
**[15:23] Loid**
I'll continue to count on you from now on.
**[15:25] Yor**
Oh, right! I actually made one
more dish, if you'd like to try it!
**[15:31] Yor**
This is an original dish that I came up with.
**[15:33] Anya**
I'll eat some!
**[15:53] Loid**
Why'd you call me out here?
**[16:00] Franky**
I fell in love with a girl.
**[16:04] Loid**
I see. Good for you.
**[16:06] Loid**
See ya.
**[16:06] Franky**
Hold on! Hear me out, damn it!
***SIGN*** THE INFORMANT'S GREAT ROMANCE PLAN
**[16:10] Loid**
What? Tell you how to have a successful date?
**[16:14] Franky**
Well, you're a pro at this stuff, aren't you?
**[16:18] Loid**
The secret is hard work. Bye.
**[16:21] Franky**
Wait, you insensitive jerk!
**[16:22] Franky**
Don't make me sell your
info to the secret police!
**[16:28] Franky**
No, no! I was just kidding!
**[16:30] Franky**
Hey, I know! You said you wanted me to make
you a new small recording device, didn't you?
**[16:34] Franky**
I'll do that for you for free
if you'll throw me a bone here!
**[16:38] Franky**
Okay?
**[16:41] Franky**
Her name is Monica McBride.
**[16:44] Franky**
She works at a cigar club on Fifth Street.
**[16:47] Franky**
She's 25 years old, and her
birthday is September 20th.
**[16:50] Franky**
Her blood type is O.
**[16:52] Franky**
She's 162 centimeters tall,
and she weighs 46 kilograms.
**[16:56] Franky**
She currently lives with her
mother and younger sister.
**[16:59] Franky**
Her hobby is watching movies, and her
favorite movie is *Ber-Ber-Berlint*.
**[17:03] Franky**
Her childhood nickname is Moppea, and—
**[17:07] Loid**
You're a stalker.
**[17:08] Franky**
Don't judge me! You find out every
last detail about people, too!
**[17:12] Loid**
I do that for work.
**[17:14] Franky**
You dumbass!
**[17:15] Franky**
When you're really in love,
**[17:17] Franky**
finding out everything you can about the
other person is what makes you a man!
**[17:21] Loid**
Well, if you've found
out this much about her,
**[17:24] Loid**
I'm sure you can figure the rest out, too.
**[17:26] Franky**
You dumbass!
***SIGN*** They are whispering
**[17:28] Franky**
You intelligence people have separate
departments for data gathering,
**[17:31] Franky**
assessing, and analyzing data!
**[17:32] Franky**
I'm an expert at gathering!
**[17:34] Loid**
Is it worth bragging about?
**[17:37] Franky**
Please! I'm serious about this!
**[17:39] Franky**
I don't even *get* cigars, but I'm smoking
them every day just so I can see her!
**[17:43] Franky**
Please show this pitiful scruff some mercy!
**[17:51] Loid**
So I just need to analyze your potential
date and come up with a plan, right?
**[17:54] Franky**
Thank you so much, Lord Twilight!
**[17:57] Franky**
You're *my* president!
**[17:59] Loid**
Just shut up and wait a second.
**[18:05] Loid**
Okay, done.
**[18:08] Loid**
I created a conversational flow chart
based on what kind of person she is.
**[18:15] Loid**
First, you're going to ask her question one.
**[18:18] Loid**
For example, about her favorite food. Yes.
***SIGN*** Favorite Food
**[18:20] Loid**
From there, I wrote down her most
probable answers, A, B, C, and D.
***SIGN*** A. Strawberries
***SIGN*** B. Nukazuke
***SIGN*** C. Tapioca
***SIGN*** D. Pizza
***SIGN*** Favorite Food
**[18:25] Loid**
Then I added the best response
you can give to each choice,
***SIGN*** Cute
***SIGN*** Cool
***SIGN*** Don't see that nowadays
***SIGN*** Goes great with beer
***SIGN*** Favorite Food
***SIGN*** A. Strawberries
***SIGN*** B. Nukazuke
***SIGN*** C. Tapioca
***SIGN*** D. Pizza
**[18:29] Loid**
and then I added her possible responses—again,
as A, B, C, and D—along with your next response.
***SIGN*** A. Thanks
B. You think so?
C. That's great
D. What about you?
A. You think so?
B. It's so good
C. Cool...
D. What about you?
A. Right?
B. That's mean
C. That's true
D. What about you?
A. I get you
B. I don't drink beer
C. Nah, not really
D. What about you?
***SIGN*** Favorite Food
***SIGN*** A. Strawberries
B. Nukazuke
C. Tapioca
D. Pizza
***SIGN*** Cute
Cool
Don't see that nowadays
Goes great with beer
***SIGN*** Seriously cute
Yes, you are cute
Glad to hear it
I like it, too
Cute, though
Right?
It's awesome
I like it, too
I want some, though
Just kidding
We agree on a lot
I like it, too
Beer's so good
You should try it
Just kidding
I like it, too
**[18:36] Loid**
Just memorize this chart, go with the flow,
**[18:40] Loid**
and choose your answers
appropriately, and you're sure to—
**[18:42] Franky**
How am I supposed to do that, you dumbass?!
**[18:43] Franky**
That's tens of thousands of possibilities!
**[18:45] Franky**
What the hell is "appropriate," anyway?!
**[18:48] Franky**
I need an actual idiot-proof scenario!
**[18:51] Loid**
If something like that existed,
it wouldn't be difficult to be in intelligence.
**[18:55] Loid**
Hmm...
**[18:57] Loid**
I guess I could disguise myself and
give you instructions from behind—
**[19:00] Franky**
I don't want you to hear our conversation!
**[19:02] Loid**
Then you're just going to have
to practice having conversations.
**[19:06] Franky**
Really? With you? Gross.
**[19:10] Franky**
No, I'm just kidding! Please help me!
***SIGN*** He put on a disguise anyway
**[19:32] Franky**
Okay, I think I might have a chance.
**[19:35] Franky**
Tomorrow, I shall use the
strategic art of conversation
**[19:38] Franky**
in my attempt to make Monica fall for me!
**[19:41] Franky**
Stand by to hear the report later.
**[19:44] Loid**
I don't need to hear the report.
**[19:47] Loid**
* He looks like he's knocking on death's door.*
* Is he gonna be able to handle this?*
**[19:56] Monica**
Welcome.
**[19:59] Monica**
Ah, you came by again, Franky.
**[20:04] Franky**
I-I-I look forward to, uh, um—
**[20:11] Anya**
An ooting! An ooting!
**[20:15] Anya**
Anya wants to go to an obstacle course today.
**[20:18] Yor**
That sounds like fun.
**[20:24] Anya**
Scruffy Head!
**[20:26] Franky**
The Forgers.
**[20:30] Anya**
Anya's going to an obstacle course!
**[20:33] Franky**
Oh, that sounds like fun.
**[20:35] Loid**
Hey, didn't you...
**[20:37] Franky**
Oh, my date?
**[20:40] Franky**
I managed to ask her out just fine,
**[20:42] Franky**
but she went home because
she forgot to turn off her gas.
**[20:46] Franky**
She said she'd go to a
movie with me another day.
**[20:49] Franky**
Not bad, right?
**[20:50] Franky**
Man, now I've got all this free time,
so I guess I'll go get a drink.
**[20:56] Franky**
What's your problem?!
**[21:02] Franky**
Damn it! Why do they only ever
care about your looks?!
**[21:05] Franky**
She could've at least
gone on one date with me!
**[21:07] Franky**
She didn't have to turn me down so hard!
**[21:09] Barkeep**
Sir...
**[21:11] Franky**
Shut up! What the hell's your problem?
**[21:12] Franky**
Come on! Get me another beer!
The cheapest one you've got!
**[21:16] Franky**
And I said I'd make that
thing for free now.
**[21:20] Franky**
I'm broke and have no girlfriend.
**[21:25] Barkeep**
Here's a Macallan 18-year on the rocks, sir.
**[21:29] Franky**
I didn't ask for this expensive-ass drink!
**[21:31] Franky**
I just said I was broke.
**[21:33] Barkeep**
It's from that customer over there.
**[21:35] Franky**
Huh?
**[21:39] Loid**
H-Hey, what a coincidence.
**[21:42] Loid**
I felt like drinking, too.
**[21:45] Franky**
Twi—Loid...
**[21:51] Franky**
Hey... What happened to the obstacle course?
**[21:54] Loid**
Yor's taking care of it.
**[21:58] Franky**
What the hell? You here to laugh at me?
**[22:02] Loid**
You always say so yourself...
**[22:05] Loid**
People like us can't become
emotionally attached to others.
**[22:11] Loid**
Even if you did go out with her,
it probably wouldn't work out.
**[22:17] Franky**
Says the guy with a wife and kid.
**[22:20] Loid**
They're just a part of my mission.
**[22:22] Franky**
Damn it!
**[22:23] Franky**
I'm gonna get drunk on your dime today!
**[22:26] Loid**
I'll keep you company.
***SIGN*** CARRY OUT THE GRIFFIN PLAN
FULLMETAL LADY
OMELET RICE♥
# E17 - Carry Out the Griffin Plan - Fullmetal Lady - Omelet Rice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8XDDM/carry-out-the-griffin-plan--fullmetal-lady--omelet-rice)
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***SIGN*** CARRY OUT THE GRIFFIN PLAN
**[01:42] Becky**
Morning, Anya!
**[01:44] Anya**
Morning, pwease, Becky.
**[01:46] Becky**
Did you see yesterday's
episode of *Berlint in Love*?
**[01:49] Becky**
The two characters finally reunited
after overcoming so many obstacles!
**[01:53] Becky**
Oh, and my heart just wouldn't stop pounding
at the embrace scene with Vincent!
**[01:57] Anya**
I like cartoons more than dramas.
**[02:00] Becky**
Oh, you're still such a child, Anya.
**[02:04] Becky**
You're probably not interested
in romance at all, are you?
**[02:07] Becky**
I take back what I said about you being mature.
**[02:10] Anya**
Are you talking about flirty stuff?
**[02:12] Becky**
I guess you're too young to understand yet.
**[02:15] Becky**
If you have love, you can even fly!
**[02:19] Anya**
Liar.
**[02:20] Becky**
You never know when it'll happen.
**[02:20] Emile**
Hmph! Look at them getting all excited over
something so stupid first thing in the morning.
**[02:25] Ewen**
Our midterms are coming up soon, too.
I wonder if those two are even studying.
**[02:29] Anya**
Oh, Second Son.
**[02:33] Anya**
*Previously on* SPY x FAMILY*...*
**[02:35] Anya**
* Second Son couldn't understand*
* how awesome Bond is,*
**[02:38] Anya**
* meaning Anya had failed*
* the Friendship Scheme.*
**[02:41] Anya Playing Damian**
If you can think up an
awesome name for your dog,
***SIGN*** He never said this
**[02:44] Anya Playing Damian**
I'll let you come over to my house.
***SIGN*** Second Son's House
**[02:49] Anya**
* Will Anya be able to overcome*
* Second Son's bullying*
**[02:52] Anya**
*and complete her mission?*
**[02:55] Anya**
*Anya's battle continues.*
**[02:58] Anya**
*Fank you very much for watching.*
**[03:01] Anya**
* So for that reason,*
* I brought a secret weapon today.*
**[03:06] Anya**
* I asked Papa yesterday to have another*
* family photo taken, this time with Bond.*
**[03:11] Anya**
*If I show him this...*
**[03:14] Anya Playing Damian**
Whoa! What the heck is this giant dog?
**[03:17] Anya Playing Damian**
Let's battle to see whose dog is stronger!
**[03:19] Anya Playing Damian**
I'm sorry for ignoring you the other day.
**[03:21] Anya**
His name is Bond.
**[03:31] Anya**
Oh, noes.
**[03:33] Anya**
I have dropped the photo with
my very cool dog in it.
**[03:38] Anya**
Anya is so clumsy...
**[03:42] Damian**
The range of possible questions
for the exam is so wide.
**[03:45] Emile**
It really is!
**[03:49] Anya**
Shock!
**[03:51] Becky**
Oh, for crying out loud. Just leave them be!
**[03:54] Becky**
This is why a mature guy is so
much better than those children.
**[03:59] Becky**
Oh, come on, Anya. You dropped something.
**[04:07] Becky**
He's so amazing...
**[04:10] Becky**
Who in the world is this
unbelievably hot guy?!
**[04:13] Becky**
Are you telling me this is your father?
**[04:15] Becky**
Hello?! You never told me about him!
**[04:17] Becky**
Introduce me to him!
**[04:19] Becky**
Well? What's his name? Is he
seeing someone right now?
**[04:24] Anya**
Papa is married to Mama!
**[04:27] Becky**
Hey, I'll be keeping this picture, okay?
**[04:31] Becky**
Thank you!
**[04:33] Anya**
Give that back! I need to show Second Son!
**[04:36] Becky**
He's so hot!
**[04:36] Emile**
Ugh! They're so obnoxious.
**[04:43] Henderson**
We will now begin your
arts and crafts class,
**[04:46] Henderson**
but because Master Rodin is out sick today,
**[04:49] Henderson**
I will be acting as your
substitute instructor.
**[04:52] Henderson**
Your assignment today will be making
a 3D object out of these materials.
**[04:58] Henderson**
The theme will be "animals."
**[05:00] Henderson**
First, we will be randomly
dividing you into groups.
**[05:03] Henderson**
Each group will only be given
a limited number of resources,
**[05:07] Henderson**
so you will need to discuss their
use with your groupmates.
**[05:10] Kids**
Yes, sir.
**[05:11] Henderson**
Group one: Herman Clark,
Edward Perkshire, Paler Nomney...
**[05:14] Emile**
This sounds like a fun class!
**[05:16] Ewen**
What are you going to make?
**[05:17] Emile**
I'm—
**[05:18] Damian**
Hmph. This is some dumb kid's game.
**[05:20] Damian**
I don't have time for this.
**[05:22] Ewen**
A-Absolutely!
**[05:25] Student A**
I heard from someone in Class 2 that
**[05:27] Student A**
important people from the school are
going to come look at our projects.
**[05:30] Student B**
Wow... This might actually
affect our grades.
**[05:34] Damian**
Hmm... I guess I'll take
this somewhat seriously.
**[05:38] Damian**
Hey, you two. Don't hold me back
if we end up in the same group.
**[05:42] Emile and Ewen**
Uh...
**[05:44] Henderson**
Next, group four:
Damian Desmond, Anya Forger...
**[05:50] Anya**
*This is my chance!*
**[05:52] Damian**
God damn it!
**[05:53] Damian**
I had a feeling this would happen!
**[05:56] Damian**
You! Don't you dare think
of getting in my way!
**[06:01] Becky**
Aw, we ended up in different groups, Anya.
**[06:04] Anya**
Gimme back the picture.
I need to show Second Son.
**[06:07] Becky**
What?
**[06:09] Becky**
But you said I could have it.
**[06:11] Anya**
I did not!
**[06:12] Becky**
Make sure you give me a different
photo if you have one!
**[06:13] Henderson**
I say, have a seat, you two.
**[06:18] Anya**
*Now I'll just have to...*
**[06:19] Anya**
*use these materials...*
**[06:21] Anya**
* to create a cool-looking Bond*
* and show it off to Second Son.*
**[06:26] Henderson**
All right, begin.
**[06:28] Girl student 1**
I'm going to make a bunny!
**[06:30] Boy student 2**
Me, too!
**[06:31] Boy student 3**
Do you have enough paper?
**[06:34] Student A**
Let me see that pen next.
**[06:36] Henderson**
* Of course, their creativity*
* and ability to share*
**[06:39] Henderson**
* limited materials within a group*
* will affect their marks,*
**[06:44] Henderson**
* but we must truly pay attention*
* to their restraint.*
**[06:47] Henderson**
* Cooperation, flexibility, enthusiasm,*
* and uniqueness are also...*
**[06:53] Henderson**
*Hmm?*
**[06:56] Henderson**
Becky Blackbell, what is that you're making?
**[07:01] Becky**
It's Anya's father!
**[07:03] Henderson**
*Loid Forger?! This is* too* unique!*
**[07:06] Becky**
Also, you can put on the combat suit
my family's company is making...
**[07:13] Becky**
As an optional item!
**[07:15] Henderson**
Er, I commend you for
your elegant creativity,
**[07:17] Henderson**
but I told you the theme was "animals."
**[07:19] Henderson**
Start over!
**[07:23] Becky**
Master Henderson...
**[07:25] Becky**
In the end, humans are animals, too.
**[07:28] Henderson**
*'Tis true!*
**[07:30] Henderson**
Very well. I'll allow this, Blackbell.
**[07:33] Henderson**
You win this time.
**[07:34] Becky**
Oh, but my sweet Loid must be
a super-intellectual person,
**[07:38] Becky**
so calling him an animal is rude.
**[07:39] Becky**
I'll make something else.
**[07:41] Girl student**
Huh?!
**[07:44] Anya**
*Finished!*
**[08:06] Anya**
His name is Bond.
**[08:12] Damian**
So you're into naming garbage?
**[08:19] Anya**
Operation Dog has reached its end.
**[08:21] Ewen**
What operation? Also, that
was supposed to be a dog?
**[08:25] Emile**
What are you making, Lord Damian?
**[08:27] Damian**
Hm?
**[08:30] Damian**
A griffin, just like the one in my family crest.
**[08:32] Emile**
Impressive as ever, Lord Damian!
What an outstanding choice!
**[08:37] Anya**
*Griffin?*
**[08:39] Anya**
*Are they related to Mister Chimera?*
**[08:42] Damian**
I'm going to need a lot of paper,
so you guys better use it sparingly.
**[08:46] Student C**
Huh?
**[08:46] Ewen**
But of course!
**[08:49] Damian**
* Since my family name is involved,*
* I can't make anything bad.*
**[08:52] Damian**
*I know! If I can make this thing amazing...*
**[08:57] Damian**
Father, look.
**[08:59] Damian**
I created the heraldic beast
of the Desmond family.
**[09:02] Desmond**
Oho, quite impressive indeed.
**[09:05] Desmond**
You've accurately depicted our
family's dignity and elegance.
**[09:10] Desmond**
You are truly the pride of
the Desmond family, Damian.
**[09:18] Damian**
*If only...*
**[09:22] Anya**
Second Son, Anya will help
you make your griffin!
**[09:25] Anya Playing Damian**
Really? You're so nice!
**[09:27] Anya Playing Damian**
Thank you!
**[09:29] Anya Playing Damian**
Look, Father! Isn't this griffin amazing?
**[09:32] Anya Playing Damian**
Miss Anya helped make half of it!
**[09:36] Anya Playing Desmond**
You have excellent taste, Anya!
**[09:39] Anya Playing Desmond**
I would love to see your
parents! Bring them here!
**[09:45] Anya**
*Mission complete.*
**[09:50] Anya**
* Operation Dog is now*
* Operation Griffin. It's perfect.*
**[09:54] Student C**
Huh?
**[09:55] Damian**
* Will I have enough time and*
* materials to finish it, though?*
**[09:59] Damian**
*These wings are gonna be a pain.*
**[10:01] Anya**
Second Son.
**[10:02] Damian**
Huh?
**[10:04] Anya**
Anya will help you make that thing.
**[10:08] Anya**
You can use my paper.
**[10:10] Damian**
Huh? What are you talking about?
Make your own!
**[10:14] Anya**
I'm already done.
**[10:15] Damian**
You're going to turn *that* in? Are you insane?!
**[10:19] Anya**
I want to help you out.
**[10:22] Damian**
F-F-F...
**[10:24] Damian**
Fine! Whatever!
**[10:26] Becky**
* Ooh, what's this? Is that*
* what's going on, Anya?*
**[10:31] Becky**
* I was wondering why she was*
* so obsessed with him.*
**[10:35] Damian**
Then you can make its hind legs.
**[10:38] Anya**
Okey-dokey.
**[10:40] Henderson**
* Oh? So they're going to make*
* a masterpiece together.*
**[10:45] Henderson**
*Most intriguing, Forger and Desmond.*
**[10:52] Anya**
All done.
**[10:53] Damian**
Huh? What are those?
**[10:55] Damian**
I told you to make legs.
**[10:57] Anya**
I made it jet engines so it can go zoom!
**[11:04] Damian**
No one asked you to put weird stuff on it!
**[11:08] Damian**
Never mind! Make the feathers instead!
**[11:10] Anya**
Leave it to me.
**[11:12] Anya**
Ta-da!
**[11:14] Damian**
Don't "ta-da" me!
**[11:15] Damian**
They're all sloppy and uneven!
**[11:17] Damian**
Do you really think it can fly
with that many feathers?!
**[11:19] Anya**
Don't worry. It has jet engines,
so it can still fly.
**[11:22] Damian**
I'm not using those!
**[11:24] Damian**
Just butt out! How could you
waste this much paper?!
**[11:26] Damian**
You're so useless!
**[11:28] Anya**
Shock!
**[11:30] Student C**
Damian, I think that's a little harsh.
**[11:32] Damian**
Shut up! Hand over your paper, too!
**[11:35] Student C**
What?
**[11:36] Henderson**
*I cannot let this pass!*
**[11:39] Henderson**
Not elegant!
**[11:43] Henderson**
Would you call your actions
gentlemanly, Desmond?
**[11:49] Damian**
*But... Damn it.*
**[11:51] Damian**
* It's no use. I won't be able to complete*
* it properly because of that shrimp.*
**[11:55] Damian**
*I really wanted to show this to Father.*
**[12:00] Henderson**
You do not need to rush, Desmond.
**[12:04] Henderson**
Just do everything you can
within your limits right now.
**[12:09] Damian**
*But that's not enough!*
**[12:18] Henderson**
Time is up!
**[12:19] Henderson**
Make sure you line up your
creations in the hallway.
**[12:22] Students**
Hey, look!
**[12:24] Emile**
Your giraffe's legs are so stubby.
**[12:26] Ewen**
Well, look at that ridiculous
mane on your lion!
**[12:30] Becky**
My creation is clearly the best!
**[12:32] Anya**
Second Son... I'm sorry I was so useless.
**[12:37] Anya**
You can have this instead of the feathers.
**[12:41] Damian**
Huh?
**[12:42] Damian**
What is this? It's just the garbage you made.
**[12:46] Anya**
I turned it into a girl griffin!
**[12:49] Anya**
Make it a pair with yours!
**[12:51] Damian**
Huh? Why do I need to add that to it?
**[12:56] Anya**
A...
**[12:57] Anya**
Apparently, if you have love, you can fly.
**[13:02] Damian**
Huh?
**[13:07] Official A**
Oho. Are these the sculptures
from our first graders?
**[13:12] Official A**
They are all quite adorable.
**[13:19] Official A**
Th-This is...
**[13:24] Damian**
Huh?
**[13:32] Damian**
That sculpture... won the top prize?
**[13:38] Henderson**
One of the officials from the board of
education was quite impressed with it.
**[13:42] Henderson**
"The fact that it still looked so regal
despite having its wings torn apart
**[13:46] Henderson**
made me think that our country still had a
future and could recover from this war."
**[13:51] Damian**
Huh? Uh, right...
**[13:53] Damian**
*That piece of garbage? Really?*
**[13:55] Ewen**
Impressive as ever, Lord Damian!
**[13:57] Emile**
Good form!
**[13:59] Henderson**
Apparently, he couldn't hold back his tears
**[14:02] Henderson**
when he saw the corpse of the
innocent baby griffin next to it.
**[14:12] Anya**
Th-That's great. You can
show it off to your father.
**[14:17] Anya**
*All according to plan!*
**[14:19] Damian**
Huh?
**[14:20] Damian**
Like I could ever show that
pathetic thing to my father!
**[14:25] Anya**
Shock!
**[14:29] Anya**
*Operation Griffin... has ended.*
**[14:41] Damian**
Hello?
**[14:42] Damian**
Yes, Jeeves, it's me.
**[14:44] Student A**
That elephant was really weird, wasn't it?
**[14:47] Damian**
Yes. I'm fine. Is Max well?
**[14:47] Student B**
It was so long.
**[14:50] Jeeves**
*Yes. Will you be returning during break?*
**[14:57] Damian**
No... Father won't be home anyway, will he?
**[15:01] Jeeves**
*He... will not.*
**[15:04] Jeeves**
*But Master Demmy will be returning home.*
**[15:09] Damian**
I have exams coming up, so I'll stay
here to concentrate on my studies.
**[15:13] Jeeves**
*Brilliant, Young Master Dammy.*
**[15:16] Damian**
Oh, right. Today, in arts and crafts class...
**[15:25] Jeeves**
*Hm?*
**[15:26] Damian**
No, never mind.
**[15:30] Damian**
Jeeves... You told Father about
my orientation, didn't you?
**[15:37] Damian**
Did he say anything about it?
**[15:40] Jeeves**
*Why, yes, he did.*
**[15:42] Jeeves**
*He was quite worried about your health.*
**[15:49] Damian**
*You liar.*
**[15:51] Damian**
I see. Thanks.
**[15:53] Damian**
I'm going to go now.
**[16:03] Damian**
*Father has never worried about me.*
**[16:14] Ewen**
I'm telling you, that was just a coincidence!
**[16:15] Damian**
Ewen, Emile...
**[16:17] Emile**
Oh, Lord Damian!
**[16:18] Ewen**
Are you done with your phone call?
**[16:20] Damian**
Yeah. Once we're done eating, let's study
for our exams with some instructors.
**[16:24] Emile**
But of course!
**[16:26] Ewen**
Let's concentrate most on English,
since it's your weakest subject.
**[16:29] Damian**
Shut up.
**[16:32] Damian**
*I guess...*
**[16:35] Damian**
* I really will have to become*
* an Imperial Scholar.*
**[16:40] Henderson**
The top prize...
**[16:44] Henderson**
The top prize?
**[16:49] Narrator**
*Sylvia Sherwood.*
**[16:51] Narrator**
* A handler at WISE, the Westalis*
* Intelligence Services Eastern-Focused division.*
**[16:55] Narrator**
*Age: ■■. Single.*
**[16:59] Narrator**
* Officially, she performs duties as an*
* attaché at Westalis's embassy in the East.*
**[17:03] Narrator**
* And unofficially, she commands*
* a number of intelligence agents*
**[17:07] Narrator**
* despite being under strict*
* surveillance by the Secret Police.*
**[17:10] Narrator**
* Because of her constantly*
* flawless performance,*
**[17:13] Narrator**
*her agents call her "Fullmetal Lady,"*
**[17:17] Narrator**
*and are in awe of her.*
***SIGN*** FULLMETAL LADY
**[17:33] Eastern Security Service Agent A**
We will now begin our operation to
tail Westalis's Secretary Sherwood.
**[17:44] Sylvia**
* I should praise them for*
* their persistence, at least.*
**[17:48] Sylvia**
*The same clothes, the same shop,*
**[17:53] Sylvia**
*the same route...*
**[17:56] Sylvia**
*Every Wednesday, I go to the public pool.*
**[18:09] Sylvia**
* Having continuously been*
* shown Sylvia's routine,*
**[18:12] Sylvia**
*their slow little minds come to a halt.*
**[18:18] Eastern Security Service Agent B**
The same ol' pool...
**[18:20] Eastern Security Service Agent A**
She's gonna be in there for at least an hour.
**[18:22] Eastern Security Service Agent A**
Guess we can get some food.
**[18:25] Sylvia**
*As long as I can create some free time,*
**[18:27] Sylvia**
*being able to act freely*
**[18:29] Sylvia**
* is not a difficult task,*
* despite being in the enemy nation.*
**[18:35] Sylvia**
* Now, then. I should head to*
* my meeting spot with Twilight.*
**[18:39] Eastern Security Service Agent B**
And then the fool tripped and fell flat.
**[18:42] Eastern Security Service Agent A**
What an idiot.
**[18:46] Sylvia**
*This coat I just bought isn't half bad.*
**[18:51] Sylvia**
* Fools who let down their guard*
* cannot survive in this world.*
**[18:58] Sylvia**
Good day, or perhaps good evening,
Agent Twilight.
**[19:04] Sylvia**
That covers the details of the
Desmond camp's financial reports.
**[19:08] Sylvia**
One of them is a paper company,
and though their public numbers are low...
**[19:14] Loid**
*I can't tell her...*
**[19:17] Loid**
*that her brand-new coat still has the tag on it.*
**[19:21] Loid**
*I just...*
**[19:23] Loid**
* could never tell the Fullmetal*
* Lady, the Handler, that.*
**[19:34] Narrator**
*Loid Forger. Code name: Twilight.*
**[19:38] Narrator**
* A WISE agent who always pulls off his*
* missions and wants nothing but peace.*
**[19:43] Narrator**
* An aloof spy who threw away any*
* chance at normal happiness.*
**[19:47] Loid**
* Every meeting with the Handler*
* puts our lives at stake.*
**[19:53] Loid**
*If there is anyone tailing the Handler,*
**[19:57] Loid**
*we must naturally shake them off.*
**[20:05] Sylvia**
*Two to the north, and one to the east.*
**[20:09] Loid**
*Shall we cancel?*
**[20:11] Sylvia**
*No, we will meet at Point C.*
**[20:14] Sylvia**
*Let's take care of this quickly.*
**[20:16] Loid**
*Roger.*
**[20:20] Loid**
*This is how we exchange information*
**[20:21] Loid**
* every day to preserve the peace*
* between the East and West.*
**[20:26] Sylvia**
Good day, or perhaps good evening,
Agent Twilight.
**[20:31] Sylvia**
Report your progress with Operation Strix.
**[20:38] Loid**
My daughter...
**[20:40] Loid**
can now clear two levels on the jump box.
**[20:44] Loid**
She can also now jump
rope five times in a row.
**[20:50] Sylvia**
*What in the world is he on about?*
***SIGN*** Omelet Rice♥
***SIGN*** Omelet Rice♥
**[22:30] Young Yor**
Yuri! I tried to cook something!
**[22:34] Young Yor**
Here's some omelet rice!
**[22:35] Young Yuri**
Wow, that's amazing, Sis!
**[22:38] Young Yuri**
I have no idea what this
substance could be!
**[22:40] Young Yuri**
Down the hatch!
***SIGN*** Please wait a little while
**[22:48] Young Yuri**
Yum!
**[22:53] Young Yuri**
It's so good, Sis! Barf!
**[22:56] Young Yor**
Oh, that's wonderful!
**[22:58] Young Yor**
I'll try to make you home-cooked
meals from now on!
**[23:01] Young Yor**
I tried making some cream-sauce pasta.
**[23:03] Young Yuri**
Wow! Nothing here resembles pasta at all!
**[23:06] Young Yuri**
That's amazing!
**[23:10] Young Yor**
Ta-da! Here's some cake!
**[23:12] Young Yuri**
Wow! I've never seen cake
so blue! That's amazing!
**[23:25] Young Yuri**
Sis, you're such an amazing cook,
I bet you can get married in no time!
**[23:31] Young Yor**
Oh, stop!
**[23:32] Young Yor**
Yuri!
**[23:41] Narrator**
*And so this man obtained an invincible body.*
**[23:45] First Lieutenant**
So you were dizzy because you'd
stayed up for four nights
**[23:48] First Lieutenant**
and then got run over by a truck yesterday.
**[23:50] First Lieutenant**
Be more careful.
**[23:52] Yuri**
I'm perfectly fine.
***SIGN*** UNCLE THE PRIVATE TUTOR
DAYBREAK
# E18 - Uncle the Private Tutor - Daybreak
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**[00:01] Henderson**
Students, your midterm examinations
will take place the week after next.
**[00:05] Henderson**
There are four subjects total,
and Stellas will be rewarded
***SIGN*** UNCLE THE PRIVATE TUTOR
**[00:09] Henderson**
for the top two scoring students
for each subject in each grade.
**[00:12] Henderson**
On the other hand, those who receive
failing marks will receive a Tonitrus Bolt,
**[00:16] Henderson**
so bear this in mind.
**[00:18] Henderson**
I will now return your history
quizzes from the other day.
**[00:22] Henderson**
Alice Paulette.
**[00:24] Becky**
Don't tests make you nervous, Anya?
**[00:26] Henderson**
Edward Perkshire.
**[00:27] Anya**
No problem.
**[00:28] Anya**
I've been studying hard lately.
**[00:31] Henderson**
Anya Forger.
**[00:39] Henderson**
Not elegant. You will have a
supplementary lesson after school.
**[00:49] Damian**
Heh.
**[00:51] Emile**
That is a flawless impression, Lord Damian!
**[00:54] Ewen**
You got how stupid she looks down perfectly.
**[00:58] Anya**
*I hate Second Son, but I just had a great idea.*
***SIGN*** Supplementary Lesson
**[01:01] Anya**
* If I read Second Son's mind during*
* history exams, I can get good scores.*
**[01:07] Henderson**
Forger! What are you laughing about?
**[01:09] Henderson**
As punishment, you get an extra assignment.
**[01:12] Anya**
* The teacher was mean,*
* and now I'm getting home late.*
**[01:17] Anya**
*Mister Moon is peeking out to say hello.*
**[01:23] Anya**
Papa! Papa!
**[01:26] Yor**
Welcome home.
**[01:28] Loid**
What are you so panicked about?
**[01:29] Anya**
Papa, how much of Mister Moon
will be out in two weeks?
**[01:33] Loid**
Oh, you mean the lunar phase?
**[01:34] Loid**
In about two weeks, it'll be the new moon.
**[01:37] Loid**
Were you going to go stargazing?
**[01:38] Anya**
*I knew it!*
**[01:40] Loid**
By the way, you have your exams
in two weeks, don't you?
**[01:42] Loid**
All right, then. Let's do
some studying before dinner.
**[01:46] Loid**
I'll go over any parts you don't understand.
**[01:48] Loid**
Hello? Let's start studying.
**[01:51] Anya**
* Anya, the super telepath*
* who saved the world...*
**[01:54] Anya**
*Even Anya has her weaknesses.*
**[01:56] Anya**
* The guys at the lab called*
* it "eclipse" or something.*
**[02:01] Anya**
* On the one day each month*
* that Mister Moon goes away,*
**[02:04] Anya**
*Anya's power to read minds goes away, too.*
**[02:08] Anya**
*The tests are on the day of the eclipse.*
**[02:11] Anya**
*Which means Anya...*
**[02:13] Anya**
*won't be able to cheat on the tests!*
**[02:16] Anya**
* Oh, no... I'm facing my*
* biggest challenge ever.*
**[02:20] Anya**
I know! Bond, look into the future
and show me the test answers!
**[02:29] Anya**
Hamburg steak!
**[02:31] Anya**
Tonight we're having Papa's
Hamburg steak for dinner!
**[02:34] Anya**
Yay!
**[02:35] Loid**
I'm surprised you knew.
**[02:37] Loid**
Did you peek in the fridge?
I guess we can start dinner.
**[02:41] Anya**
Om nom...
**[02:43] Anya**
Zzz...
**[02:47] Anya**
What am I going to do about
my tests?! I totally passed out!
**[02:50] Loid**
That's why I suggested
that we study yesterday.
**[02:53] Loid**
I'm off today, so I'll spend
the whole day helping you out.
**[03:00] Loid**
*Her midterms will cover four subjects.*
**[03:03] Loid**
* Which also means that she can receive*
* up to four Tonitrus Bolts at once.*
**[03:07] Loid**
* I've long since given up on the possibility*
* of her getting four Stellas.*
**[03:10] Loid**
* Combined with her finals, it is very possible*
* she will receive a total of eight Tonitrus Bolts.*
**[03:16] Loid**
* I need to make sure she doesn't get expelled*
* before I sneak into that social gathering.*
**[03:20] Loid**
* To prevent that, we need to raise*
* her basic academic knowledge.*
**[03:22] Loid**
So this obviously becomes this...
**[03:23] Loid**
* And then, that'll lead to*
* the social gathering...*
**[03:25] Anya**
* Papa's mind is talking so much that*
* I can't concentrate on studying.*
**[03:30] Loid**
* Hmm... I still can't figure out*
* what's so hard for her.*
**[03:34] Yor**
Oh, right. I asked Yuri if he would
be Miss Anya's tutor the other day,
**[03:39] Yor**
and he seemed rather optimistic about it.
**[03:41] Yor**
Should I give him a call?
**[03:43] Loid**
Is that all right?
**[03:45] Anya**
Unkie!
**[03:48] Yuri**
Yahoo-hoo! I'm here, Sis!
**[03:52] Loid**
*So fast...*
**[03:52] Yor**
Welcome, Yuri.
**[03:54] Loid**
It's been a while, Yuri.
**[03:56] Loid**
* Maybe we should permanently leave*
* out the happy married couple set.*
**[03:59] Yuri**
*Grr! What are you doing here, Loid Forger?*
**[04:01] Yuri**
*Go to work on your day off, too.*
**[04:05] Yor**
This is my younger brother Yuri, Miss Anya.
**[04:07] Yuri**
* So this imp is the child*
* of the accursed Forger.*
**[04:09] Anya**
I am Papa's child, Anya.
**[04:12] Anya**
Peased to meet you.
**[04:13] Anya**
Secret Police? Is he scary?
**[04:16] Yuri**
*Sis is basically a goddess!*
***SIGN*** Sis's outfit is so stylish
***SIGN*** I miss Sis's cooking
***SIGN*** I get to see Sis today. What a blessed day!
**[04:16] Yuri**
* Sis was dazzling the other day*
* and she's still dazzling today!*
**[04:16] Yuri**
*Sis!*
***SIGN*** Maybe I'll kill Loid Forger and take Sis back
***SIGN*** I was about to die from loneliness since I hadn't seen Sis in a week
***SIGN*** Sis looks great with a kid next to her, too.
***SIGN*** Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!
**[04:18] Yor**
Come, now. Introduce yourself.
***SIGN*** Sis, Sissssssssssssss
***SIGN*** Sis, Sissssssssssssss
***SIGN*** Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!
**[04:21] Anya**
Burp...
**[04:23] Anya**
Anya just got heartburn. Hurp.
**[04:26] Yor**
Oh, dear. Are you all right?
**[04:28] Yor**
Shall we take a little break
before we start studying?
**[04:33] Loid**
How have you been lately?
**[04:34] Loid**
Things must've been pretty hectic at the
Ministry of Foreign Affairs during that summit.
**[04:38] Loid**
*Gathering intel and all.*
**[04:40] Yuri**
Huh? Uh, yes...
**[04:42] Loid**
* The Security Service must've realized*
* that the minister was Twilight.*
**[04:45] Loid**
* It was an emergency,*
* but that was definitely risky.*
**[04:47] Yuri**
* Is he mocking us for delaying the summit*
* because of the terrorist attack?!*
**[04:52] Yuri**
* Don't think you're going to ruin my*
* reputation in front of Sis, you foul man!*
**[04:56] Yuri**
*I need to show off!*
**[04:56] Loid**
*I need to be on my guard.*
**[04:57] Anya**
*A spy versus the Secret Police... So exciting!*
**[05:01] Anya**
* Unkie doesn't know Papa's*
* true identity. Papa wins.*
**[05:05] Anya**
Huff, huff!
**[05:06] Loid**
Well, you seem rather chipper.
In that case, let's start studying.
**[05:10] Loid**
I'm probably in the way,
so I'll go shopping.
**[05:13] Yor**
All right.
**[05:14] Loid**
* Now I have time to take*
* care of another mission.*
**[05:17] Anya**
*But the showdown...*
***SIGN*** Biology for Good Boys and Girls
**[05:19] Yor**
Well, let's get started.
**[05:22] Yuri**
* I came here reflexively because*
* Sis asked me to be here,*
**[05:25] Yuri**
* but why must I bother with*
* this dopey-faced gremlin?*
**[05:28] Yuri**
Okay, try solving this problem.
**[05:31] Yuri**
* You get to stay with Sis every day,*
* you greedy little imp.*
**[05:34] Yuri**
* I'll throw hard questions at her and*
* show her how tough society can be!*
**[05:38] Yuri**
What?! You got all of them correct?!
**[05:40] Yor**
Oh, my!
**[05:43] Yuri**
Perhaps you don't need to study.
**[05:46] Anya**
*Oh, no!*
**[05:47] Anya**
* I can't cheat on the day of the tests,*
* so I need to take this seriously.*
**[05:51] Anya**
Th-That was just a fluke.
I just guessed all the answers.
**[05:54] Yuri**
Huh? Uh... Of course you did.
It'd be inconceivable otherwise.
**[05:58] Yuri**
No! That's wrong!
**[06:00] Yuri**
Just how dense are you?
**[06:02] Yuri**
Take this seriously!
**[06:04] Anya**
I am!
**[06:05] Yor**
Yuri, please teach her more gently.
**[06:08] Yor**
I don't want Miss Anya to get expelled.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Anya**
But I want to go to school...
**[06:14] (Flashback) Loid**
This was also the wish of my late wife.
**[06:18] Yor**
Please, Yuri. I'm counting on you. Okay?
***SIGN*** Sis
***SIGN*** Sis
**[06:22] Yuri**
*S-S-S-Sis!*
***SIGN*** Sis
***SIGN*** Sis
***SIGN*** Sis
***SIGN*** Sis
**[06:25] Yuri**
O-Okay... But her basic knowledge is just...
**[06:30] Anya**
Anya will do her bestest!
**[06:31] Anya**
Anya will become an Imperel Scooter
and become really important
**[06:35] Anya**
so she can feed Mama lots of yummy things!
**[06:38] Yuri**
*What a little angel!*
**[06:39] Yor**
*Oh, my!*
**[06:40] Yuri**
*Where did this angel come from?!*
**[06:42] Yuri**
*And what in the world is an Imperel Scooter?*
**[06:44] Yor**
Miss Anya, I'll prepare you
some tea snacks right away!
**[06:47] Anya**
*Yay.*
**[06:48] Yuri**
* She's so considerate of Sis...*
* No, calm down.*
**[06:52] Yuri**
* This is the daughter of that vile*
* sister-stealer! Don't let her fool you!*
**[06:55] Yuri**
* B-But if this little gremlin happens*
* to get high marks due to my tutelage,*
**[06:59] Yuri**
*Sis will say, "I love you, Yuri!"*
**[07:01] Yuri**
*All right, fine. I'll instruct you.*
**[07:07] Yuri**
Come on. You got another one wrong.
**[07:10] Yuri**
No, it's all right.
**[07:12] Yuri**
The important thing is that you
understand why you got it wrong.
**[07:15] Yuri**
Don't think too hard about this.
Just concentrate on this verb.
**[07:21] Yor**
This takes me back.
**[07:23] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
Sis, this is how you do this part.
**[07:26] (Flashback) Young Yuri**
Easy, right?
**[07:27] (Flashback) Young Yor**
Ah...
**[07:29] Yuri**
Come on. You can do this.
**[07:34] Yuri**
Do you dislike studying?
**[07:35] Anya**
It's the worst.
**[07:36] Anya**
Do you actually like studying, Unkie?
What's wrong with you?
**[07:39] Yuri**
Don't call me "Unkie."
**[07:41] Yuri**
As for me...
**[07:43] Yuri**
I was very frustrated at myself for
being so powerless when I was young.
**[07:47] Yuri**
I wanted to help Sis out as soon as I could.
**[07:49] Yuri**
And to do that, I studied extra hard.
**[07:52] Yuri**
I felt elated every time
I got an answer right,
**[07:54] Yuri**
as if I had grown a centimeter each time.
**[07:56] Yuri**
I worked extra hard in language.
**[07:59] Yuri**
If I was eloquent, I thought I could
become a journalist or a lawyer
**[08:01] Yuri**
and make this world that Sis
lives in an even better place.
**[08:05] Yuri**
I also worked extra hard
in chemistry and biology.
**[08:07] Yuri**
With a strong understanding
of the body and pharmaceuticals,
**[08:10] Yuri**
I thought I could heal any
of Sis's wounds or ailments.
**[08:13] Yuri**
I worked extra hard in mathematics
and physics, as well.
**[08:15] Yuri**
Because I thought that would help my
sister live a stable and easy life.
**[08:20] Yuri**
In the end, I ended up in the
Ministry of Foreign Affairs,
**[08:23] Yuri**
but everything I worked hard to
learn still helps me every day.
**[08:26] Anya**
Oh...
**[08:27] Yuri**
An ancient wise man once said,
"Knowledge is power."
**[08:31] Yuri**
If you also want to become worthwhile,
**[08:34] Yuri**
you need to unleash your brain's
potential by studying.
**[08:37] Anya**
No leash is power?!
**[08:38] Yuri**
No!
**[08:40] Anya**
If I study, I'll be able to make medicine?
**[08:42] Yuri**
That's right.
**[08:43] Anya**
And make rockets, too?
**[08:45] Yuri**
Of course!
**[08:45] Anya**
And conquer the world?!
**[08:47] Yuri**
That's, uh... well, sure.
**[08:49] Yuri**
Wait... you want to conquer the world?
**[08:52] Yuri**
All right, bring on your
next set of questions!
**[08:54] Yuri**
Listen well! The test right
before you doesn't matter!
**[08:57] Yuri**
Instead, envision yourself
being successful in the future!
**[09:00] Anya**
Yes, sir!
**[09:02] Yuri**
Envision Sis's beautiful
smile in that future!
**[09:05] Anya**
Sir, yes, sir!
**[09:07] Yor**
Please don't teach her
too many strange ideas.
**[09:15] Yuri**
Well? Have you mastered...
this grammar lesson yet?
**[09:19] Anya**
What's grammar?
**[09:20] Yuri**
This is a total waste of time!
**[09:23] Yuri**
I'm going home! I can't deal with this crap!
**[09:25] Yor**
Yuri!
**[09:26] Yuri**
*That's right. I need to study, too.*
**[09:29] Yuri**
*I'm still lacking.*
**[09:31] Yuri**
* If only I was strong enough,*
* I could've captured Twilight!*
**[09:35] Yuri**
* I could've eliminated the*
* threat from the West!*
**[09:38] Yuri**
*I need...*
**[09:39] Yuri**
* more strength to protect*
* Sis and this country.*
**[09:43] Yuri**
Sorry, Sis. I have to go.
**[09:48] Yor**
Goodness, he's as impatient as ever.
**[09:52] Yor**
And after I worked so hard making these snacks.
**[10:00] Yuri**
So good... horf!
**[10:05] Yor**
Aw, he ate all of them.
I guess I'll bake another batch.
**[10:10] Anya**
It's okay. Anya is full right now.
**[10:16] Anya**
* Back then, if only I could've read*
* the clock or disarmed the bomb...*
**[10:21] Anya**
* I might've been able to properly*
* help Papa on his mission.*
**[10:27] Anya**
Anya's going to go study in her room.
**[10:29] Yor**
All right.
**[10:31] Yor**
My, how commendable.
**[10:33] Loid**
I'm home.
**[10:36] Yor**
Welcome home, Loid.
**[10:38] Yor**
Miss Anya was working
very hard on her studies.
**[10:41] Loid**
I see. That's great to hear.
***SIGN*** Foreign Languages Easy
**[10:43] Loid**
Let's take a look...
**[10:45] Loid**
Hm? Foreign languages?
**[10:47] Yor**
Yes! She was putting
everything she had into it!
**[10:50] Loid**
* Foreign languages won't be*
* on her midterms, though.*
**[10:55] Loid**
Heh...
***SIGN*** 2
Weeks
Later
**[10:59] Loid**
*Operation Strix may be doomed.*
**[11:03] Becky**
It's finally time, Anya!
How confident are you feeling?
**[11:08] Anya**
You'll be astonished when you see
that no leash is power, dear Becky.
**[11:12] Becky**
Huh? What does that even mean?
**[11:14] Becky**
Anyway, I guess you seem confident.
**[11:16] Becky**
I can't lose, either!
**[11:18] Henderson**
We will now begin...
**[11:21] Henderson**
your first-term midterm exams!
**[11:29] Student A**
I did awful in math.
**[11:32] Student B**
I think I might've gotten
an 80 on my language test.
***SIGN*** DAYBREAK
**[11:36] Instructor A**
How did the first graders' tests go this time?
**[11:39] Instructor B**
I just glanced at the results, and I must
say that they were rather unsavory.
**[11:42] Instructor B**
Perhaps the questions were a bit difficult.
**[11:44] Instructor C**
Meaning, they were just right.
**[11:47] Instructor B**
I'm sure we'll see some parents and guardians
**[11:49] Instructor B**
trying to buy their kids'
grades again this year.
**[11:52] Instructor B**
Though our current principal
would never allow such things.
**[11:55] Instructor C**
Those at the top of this
school will also stand
**[11:58] Instructor C**
at the top of this country one day, as well.
**[12:01] Instructor C**
Not even a single point can be altered.
**[12:04] Instructor C**
These answer sheets are important documents
that will determine the future of this country.
**[12:08] Instructor C**
They must be securely locked
away until the grading is done.
**[12:14] Loid**
*My name is Twilight.*
**[12:16] Loid**
* I am currently conducting Operation Strix*
* to maintain peace between the East and West.*
**[12:20] Loid**
* But there are currently dark clouds*
* gathering on this mission's horizon.*
**[12:23] Loid**
* The midterms could mean Tonitrus Bolts,*
* which means that Anya possibly...*
**[12:27] Loid**
*No, that she absolutely...*
**[12:29] (Flashback) Anya**
Anya's got this!
**[12:31] Loid**
*She's doomed. There's no doubt about it.*
**[12:34] Loid**
* Which means I'll have to rely*
* on some questionable methods.*
**[12:37] Loid**
* I know it's too risky for her*
* to memorize all the answers*
**[12:40] Loid**
*from her entrance exam prep.*
**[12:42] Loid**
* Which means that this time, I'll have to*
* do something more absolute and direct...*
**[12:45] Loid**
* and alter her answer sheets*
* before they're graded!*
**[12:49] Girl student A**
Goodbye, sir.
**[12:52] Loid**
*The only obstacle is this school's security.*
**[12:55] Loid**
* It's not as troublesome as the*
* management of the entrance exam,*
**[12:58] Loid**
* but security is heavy at the*
* north tower where the safe is.*
**[13:00] Loid**
*It will take some time to infiltrate.*
**[13:02] Loid**
* I can't do anything too risky and let*
* the school grow suspicious, either.*
**[13:06] Loid**
* I need to be extra careful and*
* leave no trace that I was here.*
**[13:14] Loid**
*Who in the world is that?*
**[13:15] Loid**
* He's not one of the instructors, nor any*
* other member of the faculty I've seen.*
**[13:19] Loid**
*More importantly...*
**[13:21] Loid**
*He's blatantly suspicious!*
**[13:24] Daybreak**
*My name's Daybreak.*
**[13:26] Daybreak**
*I'm an elite spy for a certain organization.*
**[13:29] Daybreak**
* My mission is to alter a certain*
* student's answer sheets.*
**[13:32] Daybreak**
*Talk about child's play.*
**[13:34] Daybreak**
*What? How'd I get my cool name?*
**[13:36] Daybreak**
* Apparently, a real super-spy from the West*
* named Twilight has infiltrated our country,*
**[13:40] Daybreak**
* so I decided I would be the*
* rising star who'll fight against him.*
**[13:45] Daybreak**
*Twilight of the West, Daybreak of the East.*
**[13:48] Daybreak**
*We'll see which spy comes out on top!*
**[13:51] Daybreak**
*This is my first mission.*
**[13:53] Daybreak**
*Behold! The beginning of a true legend!*
**[13:56] Loid**
* He's heading toward the north tower?*
* Don't tell me he's here for the same reason.*
**[14:00] Loid**
* What in the world is all that*
* nonsensical tumbling?*
**[14:02] Loid**
* It's hard to fathom, but he*
* must be in my line of business.*
**[14:04] Loid**
* Not good. If he causes a commotion,*
* it'll affect my mission, as well.*
**[14:08] Loid**
*No, fool! Don't go that way at this time of day!*
**[14:11] Security officer A**
So, yeah. That teacher was a real hottie.
**[14:12] Daybreak**
*Security's making their rounds!*
**[14:13] Daybreak**
*Not good!*
**[14:13] Security officer A**
She's totally into me, too.
**[14:15] Security officer B**
Don't even try it. You don't have a prayer.
**[14:17] Security officer A**
Like you're one to talk. Just you watch.
**[14:21] Security officer A**
I'm gonna get her contact info tomorrow.
**[14:22] Security officer A**
Actually, I'll even...
**[14:24] Loid**
*He managed to fool them!*
**[14:25] Loid**
* None of this makes sense,*
* but he managed to fool them!*
**[14:28] Loid**
*Is it some form of camouflage?*
**[14:30] Loid**
*Such physical strength and courage!*
**[14:32] Loid**
* Did he acquire some technique*
* to overcome his human flaws?*
**[14:40] Daybreak**
*Damn! It's locked!*
**[14:43] Loid**
*What should I do?*
**[14:44] Loid**
*If he's going to get in the way,*
**[14:46] Loid**
* it might be better to eliminate*
* him before he enters the building,*
**[14:48] Loid**
* or while he's busy trying*
* to unlock the door...*
**[14:52] Loid**
*Hello?!*
**[14:52] Loid**
* Is he that stupid?!*
* What if someone notices him?!*
**[14:55] Loid**
*Maybe he's a burglar, not a spy?*
**[14:57] Loid**
* No, he's far too ill-prepared*
* for even a burglar.*
**[15:00] Loid**
* Leaving any trace of infiltration makes*
* an inconvenient investigation more likely!*
**[15:03] Loid**
* I'll just make it look like some club*
* got too rowdy during evening practice.*
**[15:06] Loid**
*My apologies, soccer club!*
**[15:10] Daybreak**
*The north tower, the north tower...*
**[15:13] Loid**
* Damn him... He's just wandering*
* about completely unguarded.*
**[15:16] Loid**
* As much as I'd like to eliminate him, I can't*
* randomly go after someone I know nothing about.*
**[15:20] Loid**
* What in the world is he after?*
* And can't he be quieter about it?!*
**[15:25] Daybreak**
* Hey, come on, man! No one told*
* me there'd be someone inside!*
**[15:30] Daybreak**
* It clearly looks like that guard needs*
* to open the door for me to get in! Hello?!*
**[15:36] Daybreak**
*What should I do? This is the only way in.*
**[15:41] Guard**
Who's there? What are you
doing here at this hour?
**[15:43] Daybreak**
Huh? Er, I just had a little
business up ahead.
**[15:46] Guard**
In the safe? Pardon me,
but are you an instructor?
**[15:49] Guard**
May I see some ID?
**[15:50] Daybreak**
Huh? ID?
**[15:52] Daybreak**
Er, uh... Hey, it's me! You know,
the guy from informatics.
**[15:56] Daybreak**
I'm famous.
**[15:57] Guard**
If you do not have ID, please leave.
**[16:00] Daybreak**
Aw, don't be like that. Come on,
guy. Just let me in for a bit.
**[16:03] Guard**
I'm going to call the police.
**[16:04] Loid**
* Shit! If the police show up,*
* it'll cause even more trouble!*
**[16:07] Loid**
*Informatics... Informatics...*
**[16:09] Daybreak**
Come on, just—huh?
**[16:10] Viehmann**
Pardon me.
**[16:12] Viehmann**
This was on the floor over there. Is it yours?
**[16:15] Loid**
* Thank goodness I brought*
* backup IDs for every subject!*
**[16:19] Daybreak**
Huh? I've never seen that bef—
**[16:21] Viehmann**
Ahem... You're the new
instructor, Mister Brown, right?
**[16:24] Viehmann**
You'll be able to go in with this.
**[16:26] Daybreak**
O-Oh, right, right! I dropped that somewhere.
**[16:30] Daybreak**
Thanks, bud.
**[16:31] Viehmann**
Not a problem.
**[16:33] Loid**
* He seriously wrote down*
* mission notes on his hand!*
**[16:36] Loid**
*You can't be serious! Is this a trap?!*
**[16:38] Loid**
*Is this actually some kind of trap?!*
**[16:39] Guard**
Please, go right on in.
**[16:41] Daybreak**
You're a lifesaver.
**[16:44] Loid**
*From what I could read,*
**[16:45] Loid**
* there were two student numbers,*
* and he was altering literature scores.*
**[16:48] Loid**
* So he is in my business.*
* And the two student numbers*
**[16:52] Loid**
*belong to the Desmond brothers.*
**[16:54] Loid**
*Does that mean his client is...*
**[16:56] Loid**
* No, I'm jumping to conclusions.*
* I lack information.*
**[16:59] Daybreak**
*So here we are... safe number seven.*
**[17:01] Daybreak**
* I totally wrote down the passcode,*
* because I'm awesome.*
***SIGN*** WRONG
**[17:05] Daybreak**
*Wait, did I write down the wrong numbers?*
**[17:10] Daybreak**
I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
You go right ahead.
**[17:13] Daybreak**
Pardon.
**[17:14] Loid**
*There is no public restroom in this building.*
**[17:16] Loid**
* More importantly, I don't want to*
* even think about Operation Strix*
**[17:19] Loid**
* being jeopardized over*
* someone hiring this fool.*
**[17:22] Loid**
*Honestly...*
**[17:24] Daybreak**
*Thanks, moron!*
**[17:28] Daybreak**
I need you to take a little nap.
**[17:31] Daybreak**
* I'll bring him inside so the*
* security guard doesn't find him.*
**[17:36] Daybreak**
Lessee... The first graders' answer sheets...
First graders' answer sheets...
**[17:41] Loid**
* It's probably safer to carry*
* out my mission after he's done.*
**[17:44] Daybreak**
Oh, here we go.
**[17:45] Loid**
*His methods sure are crude...*
**[17:47] Daybreak**
Damn it! This case is locked, too!
**[17:49] Daybreak**
Damn it! It won't open!
**[17:51] Daybreak**
Come on!
**[17:52] Loid**
*Get* on *with it...*
**[17:54] Daybreak**
All right! Mission complete!
**[17:56] Daybreak**
That was perfect. I'm quivering
at my own awesomeness.
**[18:00] Daybreak**
I've clearly surpassed Twilight
at this point. So sorry, Twilight.
**[18:05] Daybreak**
All right! I'm gonna buy me some
beef instead of pork on my way home!
**[18:09] Loid**
* What's this about me? If you're done,*
* just shut up and leave.*
**[18:12] Daybreak**
Now my rep's gonna skyrocket,
and I'll get all the jobs!
**[18:16] Daybreak**
My name may even make the papers!
**[18:19] Daybreak**
Nah, it won't be in the newspapers.
**[18:22] Daybreak**
I'm a spy, after all.
**[18:24] Daybreak**
No one's ever gonna actually notice me.
**[18:29] Daybreak**
All right, then.
**[18:30] Daybreak**
While I'm altering these, I'll include
an autograph from Agent Daybreak!
**[18:33] Loid**
Hey! You're a damn spy! Don't willingly
leave traces that you were here!
**[18:37] Daybreak**
Hey... you're awake.
**[18:40] Loid**
* Shit! I couldn't keep myself from yelling*
* about what an ignoramus he is!*
**[18:43] Viehmann**
Er, I'm terribly sorry!
I didn't see anything!
**[18:46] Viehmann**
I promise I won't tell anyone,
so please, spare my life!
**[18:49] Loid**
*I might just have to take care of him.*
**[18:51] Daybreak**
Hey, who the hell do you think I am?
**[18:54] Daybreak**
You damn well better tell everyone!
Tell them how awesome I am!
**[18:57] Viehmann**
Huh?
**[18:59] Daybreak**
Hark! My name is Daybreak!
**[19:02] Daybreak**
I need you to nonchalantly tell the masses
what an awesome, cool spy I am.
**[19:05] Daybreak**
Spread the word far and wide!
**[19:08] Daybreak**
I don't mind if you embellish a bit.
**[19:10] Daybreak**
For example, how I walked through walls
or stopped a bullet with my bare hands!
**[19:13] Daybreak**
Oh, but the details of the
mission are a secret, got it?
**[19:16] Daybreak**
TTYL, brother!
**[19:18] Daybreak**
Bye, now. Adios!
**[19:27] Loid**
*Who in the world was he?*
**[19:30] Loid**
*Are the Desmond brothers' grades*
**[19:32] Loid**
* in that much danger, to have a*
* fool like him take care of them?*
**[19:34] Loid**
*It's actually the opposite.*
**[19:37] Loid**
*They've been altered to become failing grades.*
**[19:39] Loid**
* His client must've been a business rival*
* or political enemy of Desmond's.*
**[19:45] Loid**
* It'd cause problems for me*
* if they were both expelled.*
**[19:48] Loid**
* I'll revert their answers to*
* what they were originally.*
**[19:50] Loid**
* I'll make out what the erased answers*
* once were and copy their handwriting.*
**[19:54] Loid**
* Damn it... That fool gave*
* me even more work to do.*
**[19:58] Loid**
*There, all done.*
**[19:59] Loid**
* Looks like both brothers*
* are quite intelligent.*
**[20:01] Loid**
* Especially the older one. He's got*
* perfect scores in almost every subject.*
**[20:04] Loid**
*And on the other hand, we have Anya...*
**[20:08] Loid**
*Anya, Anya... Here we go.*
**[20:11] Loid**
*This is...*
***SIGN*** 5
Days
Later
**[20:17] Student C**
I heard they posted the test
results in the courtyard!
**[20:20] Student D**
Let's go look!
**[20:26] Ewen**
Lord Damian's rank...
**[20:31] Ewen**
There it is! 11th place overall!
**[20:33] Ewen**
You got 94 in history and
placed second in our grade!
**[20:36] Emile**
You got a Stella! Brilliant, Lord Damian!
**[20:40] Ewen**
Congratulations!
**[20:43] Becky**
Ugh. I'm in 46th place.
**[20:46] Becky**
I guess that's not too bad, though.
**[20:47] Becky**
I don't see your name, Anya.
I wonder where you placed.
**[20:50] Emile**
You should probably start at the bottom.
**[20:53] Anya**
*I actually already know where I placed.*
**[20:56] Anya**
*Papa said in his mind that he went to check.*
**[21:00] Becky**
I found you, Anya!
**[21:04] Becky**
213th...
**[21:07] Becky**
D-Don't worry about it too much,
Anya. Better luck next time.
**[21:12] Damian**
G-Good for you, I guess.
You apparently didn't fail.
**[21:15] Damian**
I can't even laugh. Let's go.
**[21:17] Anya**
*Yes. Anya didn't get a single Tonitrus Bolt!*
**[21:21] Anya**
*Heh.*
**[21:22] Loid**
Well done!
**[21:23] Anya**
*Now Papa's mission will be somewhat safer.*
**[21:24] Loid**
Good girl.
**[21:28] Damian**
Wow... Even with that rank, she's smiling.
**[21:31] Becky**
You're so positive, Anya!
**[21:33] Becky**
That's wonderful!
**[21:35] Anya**
Papa! I worked hard on my tests!
**[21:40] Loid**
You just barely avoided failing all
of them. How can you be so proud?
**[21:46] Anya**
This isn't how it went in my head.
**[21:47] Loid**
* I need to be even stricter*
* before her next midterms!*
**[21:50] Yor**
That's amazing, Miss Anya!
**[21:52] Yor**
All your scores added together
exceed 100 points!
**[21:55] Loid**
* Then again, she managed to avoid*
* failing all of her tests on her own,*
**[21:59] Loid**
*which was unexpected.*
**[22:00] Loid**
* I guess she is working hard*
* to do the best she can.*
**[22:04] Loid**
*Because of that, my mission's safe for now.*
**[22:06] Loid**
*I guess I should thank her.*
**[22:12] Loid**
What's that smirk for? Why aren't
you reflecting on your mistakes?
***SIGN*** m 35 216 l 270 216 270 339 35 339
***SIGN*** Stella Needed to Become an Imperial Scholar: 7
Tonitrus Bolts until Expulsion: 7
Knowledge: +5
**[22:15] Loid**
We're going to review after dinner.
**[22:17] Anya**
Shock!
**[22:19] Daybreak**
What? The mission failed?
**[22:21] Daybreak**
No way! I totally—
**[22:23] Daybreak**
I'm fired?! Hey, wait!
**[22:24] Daybreak**
Hey! But my legend has just begun!
***SIGN*** A REVENGE PLOT AGAINST DESMOND
MAMA BECOMES THE WIND
# E19 - A Revenge Plot Against Desmond - Mama Becomes the Wind
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNP88N/a-revenge-plot-against-desmond--mama-becomes-the-wind)
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***SIGN*** Sometime
Last
Month
**[01:33] (Flashback) George's Father**
We came to an official agreement.
**[01:36] (Flashback) George's Father**
It'll be executed next month, on the 10th.
**[01:38] (Flashback) Subordinate**
Sir, I offer my condolences.
**[01:41] (Flashback) George's Father**
"Sir," eh? You won't have to
call me that much longer.
**[01:45] (Flashback) Subordinate**
The Desmond Group...
**[01:47] (Flashback) George's Father**
You needn't say anything else.
**[01:49] (Flashback) George's Father**
Can't fight the times.
**[01:50] (Flashback) George's Father**
Our business was basically a
candle flickering in the wind.
**[01:55] (Flashback) George's Father**
What am I going to tell my son?
**[01:59] (Flashback) George's Father**
How am I supposed to tell him
**[02:01] George's Father**
our Glooman Pharmaceuticals company
will cease to be in less than a month?
***SIGN*** A REVENGE PLOT AGAINST DESMOND
**[02:11] Becky**
Everything feels so much more peaceful
now that our tests are over.
**[02:14] Anya**
I didn't get any Tonitrus Bolts,
so Papa is also at peace.
**[02:18] Becky**
Oh, is my sweet Loid pretty strict?
**[02:22] Anya**
Papa is a monster when
it comes to the mission.
**[02:25] Anya**
He's a perfectionist.
**[02:27] Becky**
I see. I guess it can be pretty rough when
a parent's expectations are so high.
**[02:32] Becky**
But...
**[02:33] Becky**
My sweet Loid sounds like
an amazing monster, too!
**[02:35] Damian**
Desmond-Style...
**[02:37] Damian**
Rolling... Sweep!
**[02:47] Emile**
Well played, Lord Damian!
**[02:49] Ewen**
Our school is cleaner already!
**[02:52] Student A**
Wow, Damian. I guess you're
amazing at cleaning, too.
**[02:55] Student A**
You spun around so much.
**[02:57] Student B**
Kids who get Stella through sheer
talent are something else.
**[03:01] Damian**
But of course.
**[03:02] Student C**
Hey, we should have a study session
**[03:04] Student C**
at Damian's place next break to
get to know each other better.
**[03:07] Student D**
Ooh, I want to go!
**[03:08] Becky**
Ugh! They're so dumb,
showering him with praise like that.
**[03:11] Becky**
I'm impressed with his test results,
but he's still a huge brat.
**[03:14] Anya**
I would also like to study
at Second Son's home.
**[03:20] Becky**
Say... Is that really what's
going on with you and him?
**[03:24] Anya**
With me and him?
**[03:26] Becky**
I'm sorry for calling him a huge brat.
**[03:29] George**
*I hate him.*
**[03:31] Emile**
Lord Damian, please observe my Fire
Strong Axel Final Strong Dust Pan, too.
**[03:31] Becky**
Hey, would you boys stop playing around?
**[03:34] George**
*I will never forgive you, Desmond.*
**[03:36] George**
*I will never, ever forgive you.*
**[03:39] George**
I've brought you a dust pan, Damian.
**[03:41] Damian**
Oh, thanks.
**[03:43] Anya**
Who's that?
**[03:44] Becky**
Huh? George?
**[03:46] Becky**
George Glooman. He's in our class.
**[03:49] George**
*How... How did he get a Stella?*
**[03:52] George**
*The plan has failed.*
**[03:54] George**
* I even had my butler hire a spy to change*
* all of his test results to failing scores.*
**[04:00] (Flashback) George**
This is three months' worth of my allowance.
Hire an amazing spy with it.
**[04:05] (Flashback) Butler**
As you wish.
**[04:08] Anya**
*There's a spy boss in our class?!*
**[04:11] Anya**
*So the spy Papa fought the other day...*
**[04:13] Becky**
So, hey. More importantly,
what do you like about Damian?
**[04:18] Anya**
Anya is curious about that guy. Who is he?
**[04:21] Becky**
Huh? No way. Are you, like,
okay with any guy, Anya?
**[04:26] Becky**
Don't bother with that guy.
He's so, well, gloomy.
**[04:30] George**
*No, don't give up yet, George.*
**[04:33] George**
*If you can force him to get expelled...*
**[04:35] Anya**
*He's trying to get Second Son expelled?!*
**[04:38] George**
*Not all hope is lost.*
**[04:41] George**
Oh?
**[04:44] George**
This is a cigarette butt.
**[04:46] George**
Damian... don't tell me *you*...
**[04:49] Damian**
What? I've never even smoked before.
**[04:51] George**
Sir, I need you right away!
**[04:54] Damian**
Hey, stop! I told you it's not mine!
**[05:03] Damian**
What the heck are you doing?
**[05:05] Teacher**
What's going on here?
**[05:06] George**
I was trying to report the cigarette
I found, and then he punched me.
**[05:11] George**
Ow...
**[05:12] Damian**
What?!
**[05:12] Teacher**
What?! Explain yourself, Damian!
**[05:16] Teacher**
If this is true, you're in a lot of trouble!
**[05:18] Emile**
Lord Damian would never
do anything like that!
**[05:21] Ewen**
He's lying!
**[05:22] Teacher**
Y-You two are Damian's followers.
I can't trust your word against his.
**[05:30] Anya**
Second Son wouldn't do that.
**[05:32] Anya**
Anya was watching.
**[05:33] Anya**
He just fell down on his own.
**[05:37] Teacher**
*Wh-What in the world...*
**[05:39] Teacher**
*It's like her eyes see through everything!*
**[05:41] Teacher**
* Sh-She's the girl who got a Tonitrus Bolt*
* on the first day of school.*
**[05:46] Teacher**
*Oh, no. She's bad news.*
**[05:48] Teacher**
* My thirty years as a teacher*
* are telling me this.*
**[05:51] Teacher**
D-Don't go trying to bother your
teacher with your silly games.
**[05:55] Teacher**
Get back to cleaning. Honestly...
**[05:58] Damian**
You...
**[05:59] Anya**
Heh. I can't let you get expelled.
**[06:03] Anya**
*Plan B will be ruined.*
**[06:04] Becky**
Y-You were so cool, Anya!
Even I felt like squeeing!
**[06:10] Anya**
Squee?
**[06:11] Becky**
I'm sure your feelings
got through to Damian.
**[06:14] Damian**
What?! Wh-Wh-Wh-What the heck
are you talking about?!
**[06:18] Damian**
No one asked you to help!
I coulda handled it myself!
**[06:21] George**
Yeah! Why did you get in the way?
**[06:23] Damian**
Huh?
**[06:25] Damian**
More importantly, who the
hell do you think you are?
**[06:28] Damian**
What are you trying to pull?!
**[06:29] Damian**
What do you have against me?
**[06:31] George**
Damn it! It's no use! My life is over!
**[06:35] Damian**
Huh?
**[06:38] Damian**
Your family's company went bankrupt?
**[06:40] George**
That's right! Today, in fact.
**[06:42] Damian**
Huh? That's really unfortunate and all,
but I have nothing to do with that.
**[06:47] George**
Your company is the one that crushed mine.
**[06:51] Damian**
Huh?
**[06:52] Ewen**
I-I guess I did hear something
about the Desmond Group
**[06:55] Ewen**
and Glooman Pharmaceuticals on the news.
**[07:00] George**
If you had failed your
tests and gotten expelled,
**[07:04] George**
I thought the ensuing chaos in your family
might've kept our company from going bankrupt.
**[07:08] Damian**
Crushed?
**[07:10] Damian**
Father's company would never
do something so evil!
**[07:13] Damian**
Don't try to drag me into these
adult matters in the first place!
**[07:16] Becky**
Yeah! That's going too far!
**[07:19] George**
You're right.
**[07:21] George**
But as things stand, I'll be forced to leave
the school because of some dumb adults.
**[07:26] Damian**
What? You're quitting?
**[07:27] George**
If I can't stop the company from
going bankrupt, my family will lose it.
**[07:33] George**
Which means I'll obviously have
to say goodbye to this school, too.
**[07:37] George**
I envy you, Damian. You've been blessed
with a good family, and you're popular.
**[07:43] George**
*Of course* you'd get Stellas.
**[07:45] George**
You've nothing in common with filth like me.
**[07:48] Emile**
L-Lord Damian got his Stella
because he's talented!
**[07:52] Emile**
His family's got nothing to do with it!
**[07:53] Ewen**
Yeah! It's your own fault
that you're not popular!
**[07:57] Ewen**
It's because you're a gloomy jerk!
**[07:59] George**
Shock!
**[08:00] Damian**
Hey.
**[08:01] Anya**
The groupies are shitheads, too.
**[08:03] George**
Shut up! Shut your mouths!
You could never understand how I feel!
**[08:08] George**
I wanted to experience my youth
to the fullest in this school, too!
**[08:12] George**
But even that turned into a fleeting dream!
**[08:16] George**
If I'm bowing out after this, why am I even
bothering with cleaning this courtyard?!
**[08:21] George**
Isn't there something wrong with filth
like me picking up this filth?!
**[08:25] George**
I see how it is!
**[08:28] Damian**
No one said anything like that.
**[08:31] Damian**
Calm down.
**[08:34] George**
Damn it all! I'm going to curse this world!
**[08:37] Damian**
C-Come on, cheer up. I'll buy
you some juice or something.
**[08:42] Damian**
Er, I guess you probably
wouldn't want that.
**[08:44] Damian**
Sorry.
**[08:46] George**
Boy, I sure would love a drink right now.
**[08:48] Damian**
Huh?
**[08:49] George**
The juice...
**[08:50] George**
Today's gonna be my last
day at school, after all.
**[08:53] George**
If I don't take you up on that
offer now, I'll never...
**[08:55] Emile**
I-I'll go buy something.
**[08:58] Damian**
Huh? Uh, sure.
**[09:02] George**
Thanks. I feel a tiny bit better.
**[09:05] Damian**
S-Sure...
**[09:08] George**
Come to think of it,
**[09:09] George**
I never ordered the most expensive
caviar bowl you could get for lunch.
**[09:15] George**
Who knows how I'm going
to end up from the regret
**[09:19] George**
of not being able to eat it
before I'm as good as expelled?
**[09:32] George**
Oh, yeah. I've always wanted to know what
it feels like to have a Stella on my chest.
**[09:37] George**
Will someone lend me theirs?
**[09:39] Damian**
You little—
**[09:40] George**
I was working really hard
to earn a Stella myself.
**[09:44] George**
But I couldn't concentrate on my studies
after hearing about the bankruptcy.
**[09:49] George**
I know it's unfounded, but my grudge
against the Desmonds is taking control.
**[09:56] George**
Ah! Someone take a photo!
**[09:59] Damian**
Give it right back.
**[10:01] George**
Okay, next...
**[10:03] Emile**
Hey, don't get ahead of yourself!
**[10:06] George**
Around this time next month, my family
probably won't have a dalc to its name.
**[10:11] George**
Then I'm probably going to get
kidnapped and trafficked to Westalis.
**[10:16] George**
I'm sure I'll have to live like a slave there.
**[10:20] George**
Oh, poor me...
**[10:21] George**
So let me just enjoy these
last few moments of bliss.
**[10:26] George**
Am I so worthless that
I don't even deserve that?!
**[10:33] Anya**
Don't worry. The West is a safe place.
**[10:36] Anya**
* Papa and that important*
* lady are both really nice.*
**[10:41] George**
* She doesn't know a thing about Westalis.*
* Is she trying to console me?*
**[10:47] George**
*Everyone's being so nice.*
**[10:49] George**
*No one's ever been this kind to me.*
**[10:55] George**
*Huh? There's...*
**[10:57] George**
*saltwater pouring out of my eyes.*
**[11:00] Student E**
George...
**[11:02] George**
Can I ask for just one more thing?
**[11:05] George**
I was really looking forward to the
choral contest at the end of the year.
**[11:09] George**
I want to connect with all
of you through song.
**[11:13] George**
Can I? That's probably
asking for too much...
**[11:16] Damian, Emile & Ewen**
*Huh? We're also...*
**[11:25] Anya**
Becky... for real?
**[11:35] George**
Everyone...
**[11:58] George**
*Thank you, everyone.*
**[12:01] George**
*Thank you for such wonderful memories.*
**[12:14] Damian**
George.
**[12:16] Damian**
Here, you can have these.
**[12:18] Damian**
My own personal school supplies.
**[12:22] Damian**
They're super expensive.
**[12:24] Damian**
Even if you quit school,
don't you forget about us.
**[12:27] George**
Damian...
**[12:31] George**
Everyone...
**[12:33] Student F**
You can have my favorite book.
**[12:36] Student G**
Here's my watch.
**[12:38] Student H**
Take good care of it.
**[12:40] Anya**
Anya will give you this leaf she
found on the side of the road.
**[12:44] Student K**
Take care at your new school.
**[12:46] Student A**
The kids from Class 3
will always be together.
**[12:50] George**
Thank you. I'll do my best!
**[12:53] George**
I'll turn this pain in
my heart into strength,
**[12:55] George**
and continue to walk through
this life full of hardships
**[12:57] George**
without ever giving up!
**[13:01] George**
*Goodbye, everyone.*
**[13:06] George**
*Goodbye, my beloved Eden!*
**[13:27] Anya**
So, yeah, that happened.
**[13:29] Yor**
What a lovely story!
**[13:31] Loid**
I-I see.
**[13:32] Loid**
But Glooman Pharmaceuticals just
got bought out. It's not going bankrupt.
**[13:38] George**
Huh?
**[13:40] George's Father**
Our company was facing a financial crisis,
and the Desmond Group saved us from it.
**[13:45] George's Father**
Management will change,
**[13:47] George's Father**
but they welcomed me and the
whole research team with open arms.
**[13:51] George's Father**
I couldn't be more grateful for
such a positive turn of events.
**[13:55] George's Father**
Because I'll be losing my title as CEO and the
Glooman Pharmaceuticals name will be lost,
**[13:59] George's Father**
I was trying to figure out
the best way to tell you...
**[14:03] George**
Th-Then...
**[14:05] George**
What about living in Westalis
as a slave? What about school?
**[14:09] George's Father**
Hm? What are you talking about?
**[14:12] George's Father**
You'll continue going tomorrow as usual.
**[14:14] George's Father**
Have you finished your homework?
**[14:35] Becky**
You better give everything back to us.
**[14:39] Damian**
You better pay us back for that juice.
**[15:04] Loid**
Anya, you need to get up,
or you'll be late for school.
**[15:08] Loid**
Breakfast is ready, so go wash
your face and get changed.
**[15:12] Anya**
Okey-dokey...
**[15:22] Anya**
Oh, no! I overslept!
**[15:27] Anya**
Anya's starting her morning in huge trouble!
**[15:29] Loid**
Hey, stop talking with your mouth full.
**[15:33] Loid**
If you continue to be late and forget things,
you'll continue getting punished.
**[15:37] Loid**
If you end up with eight
Tonitrus Bolts, you'll be expelled.
**[15:39] Loid**
Be careful.
**[15:40] Yor**
Th-They're so strict.
**[15:46] Yor**
Thank goodness she made it on time.
**[15:48] Loid**
Well, I'm going to head to the hospital.
**[15:51] Loid**
What about you, Yor?
**[15:52] Yor**
I'm only working half a day today, so I don't
have to be at city hall until the afternoon.
**[15:56] Loid**
Then you'll be able to relax
a bit. I'll be going, then.
**[16:00] Yor**
Have a good day. Do your best at work.
**[16:12] Yor**
I see you got to sleep in a little today, too.
**[16:17] Yor**
That's...
**[16:21] Yor**
Please excuse me, Miss Anya.
**[16:30] Yor**
*Oh, no! Did she forget something?!*
**[16:34] Henderson**
Anya Forger! You will be expelled
for forgetting something!
**[16:39] Anya**
Shock!
**[16:44] Anya**
Patooey.
**[16:46] Yor**
Oh, no! Miss Anya, you mustn't!
Loid will be so sad!
**[16:52] Bond**
Borf.
**[16:54] Yor**
*I can't waste any time.*
**[16:56] Yor**
*I must deliver this to Miss Anya!*
***SIGN*** MAMA BECOMES THE WIND
**[17:07] Yor**
*Um... The bus stop is...*
**[17:09] Yor**
* It's not a school bus, so I'll*
* have to transfer somewhere.*
**[17:13] Yor**
*H-Huh?*
**[17:14] Yor**
*But is the bus or the trolley faster?*
**[17:18] Yor**
*Oh, goodness!*
**[17:22] Yor**
*Time just keeps passing!*
**[17:24] Yor**
* What will I do if I don't make*
* it in time for her gym class?*
**[17:36] Yor**
Hup!
**[17:55] Yor**
Excuse me, I do beg your pardon...
**[18:05] Yor**
*Wait for me, Miss Anya!*
**[18:11] Yor**
*I-I'm here...*
**[18:14] Yor**
*But I wonder where Miss Anya is.*
**[18:17] Yor**
* I seem to recall her saying that each*
* lesson is in a different classroom.*
**[18:22] Loid**
* If you continue to be late and forget things,*
* you'll continue getting punished.*
**[18:26] Loid**
* If you end up with eight*
* Tonitrus Bolts, you'll be expelled.*
**[18:28] Yor**
* That's right! I have to keep the fact*
* that she forgot something a secret!*
**[18:32] Yor**
*That means I won't be able to ask anyone.*
**[18:37] Yor**
*I'll have to find her on my own!*
**[18:40] Students**
It turned out so good!
**[18:42] Students**
Let's go.
**[18:43] Students**
Maybe I'll show my mom when I get home.
**[18:50] Student 1**
Hey, did you hear about the
ghost that appears in Tower B?
**[18:54] Student 1**
The Mysterious Spider Woman. Hiss!
**[18:57] Student 2**
You dummy. Of course
nothing like that exists...
***SIGN*** m 32 304 l 32 343 281 343 281 304
***SIGN*** ° She's looking for Anya
**[19:08] Student 2**
The Spider Woman!
**[19:12] Yor**
*I shouldn't be drawing attention to myself.*
**[19:16] Yor**
* Hmm... One wrong move*
* and I might be kicked out.*
**[19:19] Yor**
*I know! Maybe I could wear a disguise.*
**[19:23] Yor**
*Then I can look for Miss Anya without worry.*
**[19:26] Students**
Ma'am!
***SIGN*** Biology for Good Boys and Girls
**[19:26] Students**
Ma'am!
***SIGN*** Foreign Languages
**[19:27] Students**
Ma'am!
***SIGN*** Language for Good Boys and Girls
**[19:28] Students**
Please tell me how to do this!
**[19:29] Yor**
*Um... Uh?*
**[19:29] Students**
Ma'am!
**[19:30] Students**
Tell us!
**[19:32] Yor**
*L-Let's not... There must be another way.*
**[19:41] Yor**
* Oh? These animals are the*
* ones from the entrance exam.*
**[20:04] Yor**
*Oh, no! I'll be caught!*
**[20:08] Loid**
Yor? What's she doing there?
**[20:11] Loid**
*Did she figure out I was actually using work*
**[20:13] Loid**
* as a cover so I could infiltrate the school*
* and decide to follow me here?*
**[20:16] Loid**
*No, that couldn't possibly...*
**[20:18] Loid**
*Hm? She seems to be holding something.*
**[20:25] Yor**
*Miss Anya, where are you?*
**[20:34] Yor**
*Miss Anya...*
**[20:37] Yor**
Miss Anya!
**[20:38] Anya**
Mama!
**[20:42] Yor**
Shh!
**[20:46] Yor**
Miss Anya!
**[20:47] Yor**
Oh, thank goodness I found you!
**[20:50] Yor**
Here, you forgot this.
**[20:54] Yor**
Are you all right?
**[20:56] Yor**
Did I reach you before your gym class?
**[21:00] Yor**
Is something the matter, Miss Anya?
**[21:02] Anya**
We don't have gym class today.
**[21:06] Yor**
Huh?
**[21:07] Anya**
So I don't need my gym clothes.
**[21:09] Yor**
What?!
**[21:11] Yor**
Oh, no...
**[21:19] Yor**
*B-But...*
**[21:21] Yor**
* It's a good thing she didn't*
* actually forget anything.*
**[21:24] Loid**
Yor!
**[21:26] Yor**
L-Loid? Didn't you go to the hospital?
**[21:30] Loid**
I did. And after that, I went on a house
call for a patient recovering at home.
**[21:36] Loid**
What are you doing here, Yor?
**[21:38] Yor**
Huh? Well, actually...
**[21:43] Loid**
I see. So you came to bring something
you thought Anya had forgotten.
**[21:47] Loid**
Thank you very much.
**[21:49] Loid**
*I was wondering what was going on,*
**[21:51] Loid**
* but I guess I didn't need to*
* actually run into her to check.*
**[21:54] Yor**
Oh, no... I just had the wrong
idea and wasn't of any use anyway.
**[21:59] Yor**
If I had only checked her schedule...
**[22:02] Yor**
I'm a failure as a mother.
**[22:04] Loid**
That's not true!
**[22:06] Loid**
* If Yor continues to be depressed,*
* it'll affect the mission!*
**[22:09] Loid**
I know.
**[22:11] Loid**
I was thinking of having lunch somewhere
before heading back to the hospital.
**[22:15] Loid**
Would you care to join me, Yor?
**[22:19] Yor**
I'd love to!
**[22:21] Loid**
There's actually a place nearby
that has a wonderful lunch menu.
**[22:24] Yor**
Oh, how exciting!
***SIGN*** INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
DECIPHER THE PERPLEXING CODE
# E20 - Investigate the General Hospital - Decipher the Perplexing Code
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**[00:00] Narrator**
* In an era in which the nations of*
* the world were waging a fierce war*
**[00:03] Narrator**
*of information just out of sight,*
**[00:05] Narrator**
* in order to keep an eye on one of the*
* key players of the Ostanian government,*
**[00:09] Narrator**
*Westalis put Operation Strix into motion.*
**[00:11] Narrator**
* The extremely skilled agent*
* conducting this mission,*
**[00:14] Narrator**
*Agent Twilight, had completed Phase 1:*
**[00:16] Narrator**
* creating a pretend family and getting his*
* daughter into a prestigious school.*
**[00:21] Narrator**
* Currently, his daughter has*
* successfully obtained one Stella*
**[00:26] Narrator**
* out of the eight necessary to*
* become an Imperial Scholar,*
**[00:28] Narrator**
*and the mission has moved into Phase 2,*
**[00:30] Narrator**
* attending the social gathering that*
* his target, Desmond, will attend.*
***SIGN*** INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
***SIGN*** INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
***SIGN*** INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
**[02:15] Henderson**
Your next social studies
assignment will be to
**[02:17] Henderson**
research an occupation that
you are interested in.
**[02:20] Henderson**
You may visit your parents' places of work
or go interview local shops or companies.
**[02:26] Henderson**
You may even interview famous people
through your parents' connections.
**[02:30] Henderson**
Of course, if you'd like to know more about
educators, you may interview me, as well.
**[02:34] Henderson**
I will gladly tell you about
our hallowed profession.
**[02:37] Henderson**
Compile your findings in a report.
You will be presenting it on Friday.
**[02:42] Emile**
Will you be interviewing
your father, Lord Damian?
**[02:45] Damian**
If I can talk to him.
**[02:47] Becky**
I guess I'll just make it
quick and ask my dad.
**[02:51] Becky**
What about you, Anya?
**[02:57] Yor**
A job investigation?
**[02:59] Anya**
I was told to ask why you chose your
job or how I can get into that job.
**[03:05] Anya**
And I'm supposed to watch
you do your job, too.
**[03:08] Yor**
Huh? My job?
**[03:10] Yor**
*Wh-What should I tell her? My profession?*
**[03:14] Yor**
*Which one?*
**[03:16] Yor**
Please listen carefully, Miss Anya.
**[03:18] Yor**
I will now show you the
ways of my profession.
**[03:21] Anya**
Okee.
**[03:24] Yor**
At first, I started this job so that
I could take care of my brother,
**[03:27] Yor**
but now, I'm very proud of it.
**[03:29] Yor**
Even the Shopkeeper was saying that this
profession was similar to being in the army,
**[03:34] Yor**
and it is very important because
we lay down our lives for our country.
**[03:38] Yor**
Oh, the Shopkeeper is
calling with my next job.
**[03:41] Yor**
So this person must be my client.
**[03:44] Yor**
He is truly a traitorous pig!
**[03:47] Yor**
It seems he's done many horrific things
that I couldn't possibly tell you about.
**[03:53] Yor**
Well, let's start this observation.
**[03:55] Yor**
Can you keep up, Miss Anya?
**[03:57] Anya**
Yep.
**[03:58] Yor**
* The Shop will let me know how many enemies*
* there are and how the security is laid out,*
**[04:03] Yor**
*so all I have to do is get inside.*
**[04:05] Yor**
*I will usually kill any enemy on sight,*
**[04:07] Yor**
*but I must not ever kill the wrong person,*
**[04:09] Yor**
* so studying the briefing*
* documents carefully is a must.*
**[04:12] Yor**
* There's nothing shameful about*
* this work, so I can be confident.*
**[04:15] Man in black suit**
An intruder!
**[04:17] Yor**
*I think what makes this job worthwhile*
**[04:18] Yor**
* is that I truly feel like I'm cleaning*
* up the filth in this country.*
**[04:22] Yor**
* When I think about all the lives*
* that are being protected by my job,*
**[04:26] Yor**
* I feel extra strength*
* flowing into every strike.*
**[04:28] Yor**
* What's essential in this job is honing my*
* body and my techniques to their limit.*
**[04:33] Yor**
*Also, it's important to study human anatomy.*
**[04:36] Yor**
*Since I'm dealing with other humans,*
**[04:38] Yor**
* the least I can do is put them out of*
* their misery as painlessly as possible.*
**[04:41] Yor**
I do beg your pardon,
but I will be taking your life.
**[04:46] Yor**
For example, if you ■■■■■
the ■■■■■ of someone's neck,
**[04:50] Yor**
they will die rather quickly.
**[04:53] Yor**
You could also precisely attack one's
vital points like their brain or heart.
**[04:58] Yor**
Are you all right, Miss Anya?!
**[05:00] Yor**
Let's just tell Loid that we
went to the tomato festival!
**[05:07] Anya**
I think I'm going to investigate Papa's job.
**[05:10] Yor**
I-I see... That's probably for the best.
**[05:13] Yor**
Working at city hall is a fine job,
but it might be rather boring.
**[05:17] Loid**
I'm home.
**[05:19] Anya**
Papa! Blah, blah, yadda, yadda.
**[05:22] Loid**
Hm? All right, then.
***SIGN*** 2
Days
Later,
at
Berlint
General
Hospital
**[05:25] Loid**
The psychiatry department at
this hospital is my workplace.
**[05:29] Loid**
I've told them in advance that you're
coming, but don't trouble anyone, all right?
**[05:33] Anya**
Yep.
**[05:35] Anya**
It's huge.
**[05:36] Loid**
This is the longest-established
hospital in the capital.
**[05:40] Loid**
* It probably would've been easier to*
* fake being a general practitioner,*
**[05:43] Loid**
* but many prominent names from the political*
* and business world frequent this hospital.*
**[05:47] Loid**
* This lets me infiltrate their social circles*
* and steal plenty of information.*
**[05:53] Loid**
I haven't said anything you'd
need to take notes about yet.
**[05:56] Loid**
By the way, why are you dressed like that?
**[05:58] Anya**
This is classic investigation fashion.
**[06:01] Loid**
I see.
**[06:10] Loid**
Most psychiatrists don't wear lab coats,
**[06:12] Loid**
but this probably makes
me look the part more.
**[06:16] Loid**
So, what are you investigating?
**[06:19] Anya**
First, why did you choose this job?
**[06:23] Loid**
Why I chose this job?
**[06:25] Loid**
Well, let's see...
**[06:28] Loid**
Everyone gets a cold sometimes, right?
**[06:31] Loid**
But it's not just the body.
The mind can go through that, too.
**[06:34] Loid**
There are a lot of people who
catch colds, but in their minds.
**[06:38] Anya**
But Second Son told me I wouldn't
catch a cold because I'm stupid.
**[06:43] Loid**
I see... Well, keep getting along with him.
**[06:46] Loid**
But anyway, I wanted to
help people like that.
**[06:51] Loid**
There are still lots of veterans who are still
suffering even years after the war ended.
**[06:58] Loid**
* Since Desmond is such a recluse,*
* I figured that if I'm lucky,*
**[07:03] Loid**
* being a doctor might give me a chance*
* to approach him if he ever got sick.*
**[07:07] Loid**
I made up my mind when I was in college.
**[07:10] Anya**
Um, the next question is, "What's the
atomsphere like at your workplace?"
**[07:14] Loid**
You mean "atmosphere."
**[07:16] Nurse A**
Oh, Dr. Forger.
**[07:18] Nurse A**
Is this your daughter?
**[07:21] Loid**
These are my colleagues. Say hello.
**[07:24] Anya**
It is a pweasure to meet
your acquiantenance.
**[07:27] Female doctor E**
She's so cute!
**[07:28] Nurse A**
You're doing your homework?
What a good little girl!
**[07:30] Receptionist C**
Oh, her eyes are so big!
She looks like a princess.
**[07:33] Nurse B**
Have some snacks.
**[07:36] Anya**
*"Papa's workplace is paradise."*
**[07:38] Loid**
Good for you.
**[07:40] Anya**
What is Papa like at work?
**[07:43] Receptionist C**
Oh, he does everything with such style.
**[07:46] Receptionist C**
He's so careful and kind
with the patients, too.
**[07:48] Psychiatrist D**
Your father's amazing, young lady.
**[07:51] Psychiatrist D**
He became an important part of our
team as soon as he transferred in.
**[07:55] Psychiatrist D**
But despite that, he's so down to
earth and respected by everyone.
**[07:58] Female doctor E**
By the way, my neurologist friend was hoping
you'd come to our next meeting, Dr. Forger.
**[08:04] Psychiatrist D**
The director also wanted
you to come golfing.
**[08:06] Anya**
Papa is popular?
**[08:07] Loid**
Well... I make sure to be sociable.
**[08:11] Loid**
Okay, I'll talk to the director...
**[08:12] Loid**
* It's always good to spread*
* out my connections.*
**[08:15] Loid**
* It makes it easier to obtain*
* intel and more connections,*
**[08:17] Loid**
*and most importantly for a spy, it makes
people think, "What? No way* he's *a spy!"*
**[08:20] Loid**
* It's crucial to completely embody how*
* I want people to view this individual.*
**[08:23] Loid**
* I need to try not to stand out*
* too much, but remain sociable.*
**[08:27] Anya**
*"What? No way..."*
**[08:29] Loid**
Why in the world do you keep taking
notes at the most random times?
**[08:32] Anya**
"What is hard about this job?"
**[08:36] Psychiatrist D**
That's a great question, young lady.
**[08:37] Loid**
Let's see...
**[08:39] Loid**
I'd say it's the fact that we deal with
people's hearts, which we can't see.
**[08:43] Loid**
Doctors aren't wizards, after all.
**[08:46] Loid**
We can't read other people's minds.
**[08:48] Anya**
Heh.
**[08:49] Loid**
Why do you look so smug?
**[08:51] Loid**
Because we can't read minds, we have
to throw away our preconceptions,
**[08:55] Loid**
and observe them assiduously and carefully.
**[08:58] Loid**
*Just like a spy dealing with their target.*
**[09:01] Loid**
The most important thing is to
build trust with your patient.
**[09:01] Loid**
* The biggest difference*
* would be the fact that*
**[09:04] Loid**
*in the end, spies betray that trust, and...*
**[09:05] Loid**
Everything is very delicate
and involves risks, so...
**[09:07] Anya**
Mm, snacks. Yum, yum.
**[09:09] Nurse B**
Ooh, would you like some more?
**[09:11] Psychiatrist D**
Want some juice?
**[09:12] Female doctor E**
Want to take a psychological test?
**[09:14] Loid**
Never mind. I'm not answering any more.
**[09:15] Anya**
Papa, you're so serious.
**[09:17] Nurse A**
But that's what makes him so great.
**[09:19] Psychiatrist D**
We're hoping he continues to hone his skills
so he can open his own clinic someday.
**[09:24] Loid**
My apologies, but I've just
been so busy with my research.
**[09:27] Loid**
* I guess the hardest part is dealing*
* with my mission and my side job.*
**[09:32] Psychiatrist D**
Well, we should get back to work.
**[09:34] Nurse A**
Bye now, Anya!
**[09:37] Anya**
I want to actually see you in action.
**[09:39] Loid**
You want to see a consultation?
**[09:40] Loid**
I can't allow that.
It violates the patient's privacy.
**[09:44] Loid**
I can't show much of my
research to outsiders, either.
**[09:48] Loid**
I guess I can at least show
you the consultation room.
**[09:52] Loid**
I don't plan on using
this room today anyway.
**[09:55] Anya**
It's different from the operatering room.
**[09:57] Anya**
It looks like a normal room.
**[09:59] Loid**
We try to make sure our
patients don't feel anxious.
**[10:02] Anya**
Where's the brain modification machine?
**[10:05] Loid**
What exactly do you think I practice here?
**[10:08] Loid**
Enough of that nonsense.
Let's finish the other questions.
**[10:11] Loid**
Seriously, what cartoon did you get that from?
**[10:14] Anya**
Anya's done now. Also bored now.
**[10:16] Loid**
Hey! Don't go touching
things without permission!
**[10:18] Loid**
If you fuss too much, I'm going to get mad.
**[10:20] Loid**
*There's a secret escape passage*
**[10:22] Loid**
* behind this bookshelf just in case there's*
* an emergency related to the mission.*
**[10:25] Loid**
*It'll open up if you turn the lever.*
**[10:27] Anya**
*Secret passage! Lever!*
**[10:32] Loid**
*Must be a WISE agent.*
**[10:33] Loid**
Sorry, something came up.
**[10:36] Loid**
If you're done with your assignment,
should we have Yor come pick you up?
**[10:41] Anya**
I will wait until you're
done with work, Papa.
**[10:43] Anya**
*Being a spy is rough.*
**[10:45] Loid**
All right. In that case, you can
keep yourself busy with this.
**[10:50] Loid**
We use this in our practice.
**[10:52] Loid**
We have our patients place these toys
and props the way they want in these boxes.
**[10:56] Loid**
It's really fun.
**[10:57] Anya**
*That seems boring.*
**[10:59] Loid**
Just a reminder, do not touch anything else.
**[11:02] Anya**
Yep.
**[11:03] Loid**
I'll be back in about ten minutes.
**[11:10] Anya**
Heh.
**[11:15] Fiona**
We should be getting documents on
the revised DSM by the weekend.
**[11:20] Loid**
Thank you.
**[11:21] Loid**
*Of course, to go with the rest of the façade,*
**[11:23] Loid**
* a number of my coworkers have*
* also infiltrated this hospital.*
**[11:27] Loid**
*Another separate mission.*
**[11:29] Loid**
What about the adjustments
with my hospital schedule?
**[11:31] Fiona**
Already done.
**[11:33] Fiona**
Was that little girl Anya Forger?
**[11:35] Fiona**
She seems quite attached to you.
**[11:37] Loid**
She's unpredictable, so she's a real handful.
**[11:40] Fiona**
I'm surprised that she's beyond
what you expected, Doctor.
**[11:49] Anya**
Ooh!
**[11:51] Anya**
Exploration is so exciting!
**[11:54] Anya**
Secret passage is so cramped...
**[11:57] Doctor A**
Our discussion today will be on
psychic phenomena and neuroscience.
**[12:01] Anya**
*A serious meeting?*
**[12:03] Doctor A**
Around 5% of the cases reported
have no explanation—
**[12:07] Doctor B**
Hmph, nonsense.
**[12:09] Doctor B**
Anyone who goes on about ghosts and
such just suffers from mythomania.
**[12:12] Doctor C**
Or they could be illusions
caused by brain dysfunction.
**[12:16] Doctor B**
This is all clearly unscientific.
**[12:18] Anya**
*They're talking about ghosts? So exciting!*
**[12:25] Doctor A**
Did you hear something?
**[12:27] Doctor C**
Er, there's no room above us, though.
**[12:29] Anya**
*Oh, no! They'll find the secret passage!*
**[12:33] Doctor B**
I-I'm sure it's just your imagination.
**[12:36] Doctor A**
Anyway, as for treatment
in these situations,
**[12:40] Doctor A**
we should take a careful approach—
**[12:42] Doctor B**
There's no point in debating
this. Let's end this meeting.
**[12:46] Anya**
*I have to get back. Papa will return soon.*
**[12:52] Anya**
*My leg is stuck and I can't get it out!*
**[12:55] Anya**
*Anya's in big trouble!*
**[13:05] Doctor B**
What the?! There's something there!
**[13:07] Doctor D**
Is that a baby crying?!
**[13:08] Doctor C**
It's a ghost! It has to be a ghost!
**[13:12] Anya**
*I got it out! I have to hurry back!*
**[13:21] Doctor B**
It's gone?
**[13:22] Doctor C**
It's true!
**[13:24] Doctor C**
The rumors about a ghost of a baby
**[13:26] Doctor C**
who died due to medical
malpractice were true!
**[13:28] Doctor B**
G-Gentlemen, let us continue this meeting.
**[13:31] Doctor C**
Indeed!
**[13:32] Doctor B**
From now on, let us take patients
who speak of ghosts seriously!
**[13:39] Anya**
Whew...
**[13:41] Loid**
* Now, then... I wonder*
* how her box turned out.*
**[13:45] Anya**
*Papa's back!*
**[13:47] Anya**
*I have to hurry up and make something.*
**[13:52] Loid**
I'm back.
**[13:53] Anya**
P-Playing with dolls is so much fun.
**[13:56] Loid**
Let's have a look.
**[13:58] Loid**
You see, this gives us some insight into
the deeper parts of a patient's psyche.
**[14:03] Loid**
It looks like your mind is full of...
**[14:06] Loid**
utter chaos!
**[14:08] Loid**
Wh-What in the world is this?
I've never seen anything like this before!
**[14:12] Anya**
*I just dumped everything in.*
**[14:14] Loid**
Wh-Why are there so many
scattered and half-buried dolls?
**[14:17] Anya**
They, um... They were all defeated by
the bad guy's Rolling Sweep Attack.
**[14:23] Loid**
* Unbelievable. I don't know what to make*
* of this, but it's clearly a disaster!*
**[14:27] Loid**
* I couldn't even see the signs*
* because I've been so busy.*
**[14:30] Loid**
* She was dragged out of the orphanage*
* by an adult she didn't know.*
**[14:33] Loid**
* Of course she would be*
* under a lot of stress.*
**[14:36] Anya**
*Er, Papa, this is just...*
**[14:38] Loid**
* I'm sure she did the best any child*
* could do to endure it all.*
**[14:41] Loid**
* But to think the darkness within*
* her heart had grown so much...*
**[14:45] Loid**
*No, maybe I just pretended not to notice it.*
**[14:48] Loid**
* Yes, this is a result of my own weakness.*
* I'm a failure as a spy.*
**[14:51] Loid**
*I must do something immediately!*
**[14:53] Loid**
Why don't we go home for the day?
**[14:55] Loid**
Let's stop by a bookstore to get
you the new volume of *Spy Wars*.
**[14:58] Anya**
Y-Yay...
**[15:00] Loid**
After dinner, why don't we
put your report together?
**[15:03] Loid**
Did you take some good notes?
**[15:05] Anya**
Papa, that's—
**[15:07] Anya**
*He'll see the spy stuff!*
**[15:11] Loid**
This is—
**[15:12] Loid**
*I can't read any of this!*
**[15:15] Loid**
This is, uh... yes.
**[15:17] Anya**
Anya will do her best to
make the report herself.
**[15:21] Loid**
I see. Well, good girl. You're the best!
**[15:25] Anya**
Mama, we're home.
**[15:27] Yor**
Welcome home.
**[15:30] Yor**
Did you get to see Loid's amazing
concussive recovery method at work?
**[15:33] Anya**
Concussive?
**[15:34] Loid**
Er, uh, Yor... That's just
for extreme emergencies—
**[15:37] Yor**
He punched and kicked his
patients with such might!
**[15:39] Yor**
It was fantastic to witness!
**[15:41] Anya**
Papa's filled with violence.
**[15:43] Bond**
Borf.
**[15:43] Loid**
Yor!
**[15:48] Male student A**
I realized that I also wanted
to carry on in this profession.
**[15:52] Male student A**
The end.
**[15:54] Henderson**
An elegant report that
conveyed your feelings well.
**[15:59] Henderson**
Next, Anya Forger.
**[16:03] Anya**
Papa is a sp—spechulist in
mental health. A very good one.
**[16:08] Anya**
Papa works very hard
every day by not sleeping
**[16:12] Anya**
or taking stomach medicine so that his
patients can have some peace of cake.
**[16:16] Anya**
He even said he wants to help people
who had troubles during war times.
**[16:20] Becky**
Oh, how wonderful.
**[16:22] Henderson**
*Good show, Loid Forger.*
**[16:24] Anya**
In order to build trust with his targets,
he talks to them assisisisiduly and carefully.
**[16:30] Henderson**
*Targets?*
**[16:31] Anya**
Papa is very desperate to make conneshuns.
**[16:34] Anya**
He golfs at his workplace
and creates shady channels.
**[16:38] Anya**
Oh, and they give you snacks there.
**[16:40] Ewen**
*Snacks?! Is that a codeword for bribes?!*
**[16:43] Anya**
Oh, and he apparently hits his
patients every once in a while.
**[16:47] Henderson**
*Loid Forger?!*
**[16:51] Sylvia**
What's the matter, Twilight?
**[16:52] Loid**
Er, I just got a very bad feeling.
**[16:55] Narrator**
* Loid was summoned to the*
* school a few days later,*
**[16:58] Narrator**
* but he managed to smooth everything*
* over with his superb eloquence.*
**[17:02] Bondman**
It says "top secret." Must be
another top-secret mission.
**[17:07] Bondman**
It's a code.
***SIGN*** SECRET CODE
**[17:10] Bondman**
Saturday, 0800, come to the bridge.
***SIGN*** DECIPHER THE PERPLEXING CODE
**[17:20] Mysterious Man (TV)**
* Well, you're definitely as elite as they say*
* you are if you could decipher that code.*
**[17:26] Anya**
Anya's going to make a code, too!
**[17:28] Loid**
*And there she goes playing spy again.*
**[17:33] Loid**
Anya...
**[17:35] Anya**
Top secret!
**[17:37] Loid**
No one's going to be able to read that,
let alone crack the code.
**[17:45] Loid**
* Her handwriting is impossible to read,*
* even with my superb decoding skills.*
**[17:50] Anya**
*Shock!*
**[17:51] Loid**
I need to go in for my night shift.
**[17:54] Loid**
Make sure you study.
**[18:02] Yor**
It smells so nice and clean now.
**[18:05] Anya**
Mama, I have a request, please.
**[18:07] Yor**
What is it, Miss Anya?
**[18:09] Anya**
Could you write something
for me just like I ask?
***SIGN*** SECRET CODE
**[18:23] Anya**
The code is complete.
**[18:25] Anya**
Listen well. This is a top-secret mission.
Tell no one.
**[18:30] Bond**
Borf.
**[18:33] Mailman**
I've got some mail for you.
**[18:36] Mailman**
Miss?
**[18:38] Mail**
You need to put stamps on letters
and put them in the mailbox, okay?
**[18:41] Anya**
*Shock! He rejected the code!*
**[18:45] Yor**
You mustn't do that, Miss Anya.
**[18:54] Neighbor 1**
Oh, what's this?
**[18:58] Neighbor 2**
What strange text. Is it some kind of prank?
**[19:01] Neighbor 3**
Come to think of it, my son
wrote something similar.
**[19:05] Neighbor 3**
He was copying some cartoon
called Spy something.
**[19:07] Neighbor 1**
Oh, I see.
**[19:09] Neighbor 2**
I guess that little girl is
always pretending to be a spy.
**[19:14] Franky**
Heya. What're you doing there?
**[19:17] Anya**
Scruffyhead.
**[19:19] Franky**
Is Loid around?
**[19:23] Franky**
Man, so he's not home? Oh, well.
I guess I'll come by again later.
**[19:32] Franky**
What's this? A message from Loid?
**[19:35] Anya**
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
**[19:37] Anya**
It's top secret.
**[19:46] Becky**
Good morning, Anya.
**[19:51] Becky**
Huh? What's this? A letter?
**[19:56] Becky**
It's not?
**[19:58] Becky**
Oh, I know! It's that quiz that
everyone's raving about lately.
**[20:02] Anya**
It's top secret.
**[20:06] Becky**
Jeez... Anya, you meanie.
**[20:09] Becky**
Just tell me the answer already!
**[20:18] Anya**
Top secret!
**[20:20] Damian**
Huh? What the heck is this?
**[20:23] Anya**
Heh. It's a secret code.
Just try and crack it.
**[20:28] Damian**
Why the heck do I have to crack this?!
**[20:32] Damian**
Crack it yourself!
**[20:44] Anya**
Anya's excited to see who shows up tomorrow.
**[20:50] Anya**
Heh. Well done.
**[20:54] Anya**
You actually cracked the code.
**[21:02] Franky**
Oh, this is the thing from yesterday.
**[21:06] Franky**
I can see that it's some kind
of code, but what the hell is it?
**[21:10] Franky**
* This is nice handwriting...*
* Could it be from a woman?*
**[21:14] Franky**
*It does smell nice, like soap.*
**[21:18] Franky**
*Could this be a love letter?!*
**[21:24] Beautiful woman**
Could you give this to him for me?
**[21:27] Beautiful woman**
Don't tell anyone, okay?
**[21:30] Beautiful woman**
This is a top-secret romance.
**[21:37] Franky**
"Saturday, 0800, come to the bridge."
**[21:44] Franky**
* Don't you dare try and underestimate the*
* best informant in the East and the West!*
**[21:49] Franky**
*Cracking a code or two is easy as pie!*
**[21:53] Franky**
* Though I couldn't sleep a wink*
* because I was so excited!*
**[21:56] Franky**
*Man, that sun's bright!*
**[21:59] Franky**
* To think she'd call me*
* out here using a code.*
**[22:02] Franky**
*I wonder where this agent works.*
**[22:04] Franky**
* Or wait, she could just be*
* obsessed with mysteries!*
**[22:07] Franky**
* Like, "Crack the code of love*
* and come see me"?!*
**[22:25] Anya**
Top secret...
***SIGN*** NIGHTFALL
FIRST FIT OF JEALOUSY
# E21 - Nightfall - First Fit of Jealousy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4E998/nightfall--first-fit-of-jealousy)
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**[00:04] Sylvia**
As for Twilight's mission next week...
***SIGN*** WISE Safe House G
**[00:08] Sylvia**
To ensure we take every
precaution, as proposed,
**[00:12] Sylvia**
it'll be a joint mission with you.
**[00:17] Sylvia**
I'll be counting on you.
**[00:19] Nightfall & Fiona**
Roger.
**[00:21] Narrator**
* A clerk at Berlint General*
* Hospital, Fiona Frost.*
***SIGN*** Berlint General Hospital Clerk
Fiona Frost
**[00:25] Narrator**
*She is a WISE spy.*
**[00:28] Sylvia**
Tell Twilight about this, as well.
**[00:30] Sylvia**
You two can decide how
you'll carry out the mission.
**[00:32] Nightfall**
Roger.
**[00:34] Sylvia**
Take care not to let this become
a hindrance to Operation Strix.
**[00:39] Nightfall**
How is Strix's progress?
**[00:41] Sylvia**
Slow and steady.
**[00:43] Sylvia**
But it was expected to be a
long-term plan to begin with.
**[00:47] Nightfall**
I'm terribly sorry. If only I had been
available when this mission started,
**[00:51] Nightfall**
I could have supported
him by playing his wife.
**[00:55] Nightfall**
Actually, it's still not too late.
**[00:58] Sylvia**
Eden will find it suspicious
if he suddenly remarries.
**[01:03] Sylvia**
There are certain advantages to
using her because she's a local.
**[01:08] Sylvia**
The Forger family will stay as it is.
**[01:10] Sylvia**
You concentrate on your own work.
**[01:13] Nightfall**
But if Mrs. Forger just happened
to retire, that position
**[01:16] Nightfall**
would have to be filled, would it not?
**[01:19] Sylvia**
What? Don't get any ideas.
**[01:22] Nightfall**
If you'll excuse me.
**[01:25] Sylvia**
Hey!
**[01:32] WISE employee B**
Yikes...
**[01:34] WISE employee A**
Did you hear that?
**[01:35] WISE employee A**
I guess she'd even try to swipe
Twilight's glory to get ahead.
**[01:39] WISE employee B**
She wouldn't hesitate to
stab any of us in the back.
**[01:42] Narrator**
*A wicked, cold-blooded, brazen woman.*
**[01:46] Narrator**
* This woman who would carry out any*
* mission without batting an eye*
**[01:49] Narrator**
*made those around her uneasy.*
**[01:51] Narrator**
*Codename: Nightfall.*
**[01:54] Narrator**
*This woman has ambitions.*
***SIGN*** NIGHTFALL
**[03:37] Yor**
I failed at making breakfast again today.
**[03:51] Yor**
Loid had to make lunch for us yet again...
**[03:55] Yor**
I hope I can make something
other than stew well soon.
**[04:01] Yor**
I wonder who that is.
**[04:04] Yor**
Coming!
**[04:12] Yor**
Um...
**[04:14] Yor**
Who might you be?
**[04:16] Nightfall**
I beg your pardon.
I'm a colleague of Dr. Forger.
**[04:19] Nightfall**
My name is Fiona Frost.
**[04:21] Yor**
Oh, you work with Loid.
**[04:23] Yor**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[04:24] Yor**
My h-husband is out walking
our dog with our daughter.
**[04:29] Nightfall**
I see.
**[04:30] Nightfall**
*I'm very aware that he's not here.*
**[04:33] Nightfall**
The other day, your daughter
visited our hospital and forgot this,
**[04:37] Nightfall**
so I came to deliver it.
**[04:39] Yor**
Oh, I see.
**[04:42] Yor**
Thank you very kindly.
**[04:46] Yor**
S-Since you're here, why don't you
come in and wait until he returns?
**[04:50] Nightfall**
Well, if you insist.
**[04:57] Yor**
Here you go.
**[04:58] Nightfall**
Thank you.
**[05:11] Yor**
*Oh, she's so pretty.*
**[05:15] Nightfall**
Can I help you?
**[05:16] Yor**
Oh, no!
**[05:16] Nightfall**
What a lovely home you have here.
**[05:19] Nightfall**
*Does she think his mistress has shown up?*
**[05:21] Nightfall**
* Then again, I plan to steal the role of*
* his wife at the first possible moment,*
**[05:25] Nightfall**
*so she's not entirely wrong.*
**[05:26] Yor**
Oh, my husband picked out
all of the furniture...
**[05:29] Nightfall**
*Yor Briar...*
**[05:31] Nightfall**
* If you are delaying Operation Strix,*
* I'll personally get rid of you.*
**[05:36] Nightfall**
* But... this woman doesn't seem to*
* have any flaws in her appearance.*
**[05:41] Yor**
* Th-This is the first guest we've had*
* here other than Yuri and Franky.*
**[05:45] Yor**
*I'm so nervous!*
**[05:47] Yor**
*I'm a housewife... I'm a housewife...*
**[05:50] Nightfall**
* But to take care of her myself*
* would pose too many risks.*
**[05:55] Nightfall**
* I'll have to figure out a way to get*
* her to leave this house on her own.*
**[06:01] Nightfall**
Your daughter... Anya, was it?
She seems quite lively.
**[06:06] Yor**
Huh? Why, yes. Miss Anya
is always full of energy.
**[06:11] Nightfall**
It must be quite rough. Don't you
ever get tired of childrearing?
**[06:15] Nightfall**
*She is but your stepdaughter, after all.*
**[06:19] Nightfall**
* You could free yourself of*
* that burden at any time.*
**[06:21] Yor**
Rough? What would give you that idea?
**[06:24] Yor**
I think it's wonderful that
she's so full of energy.
**[06:27] Yor**
I actually don't know what
I should do when she seems down,
**[06:31] Yor**
but it's so much fun being with Miss Anya.
**[06:34] Nightfall**
* Hmph. So she actually sees*
* herself as that girl's mother.*
**[06:38] Yor**
Oh, but it does seem a little rough for
Loid because of everything he has to do.
**[06:44] Yor**
Because I'm so lacking...
**[06:47] Nightfall**
*Yes, exactly.*
**[06:48] Nightfall**
*You need to acknowledge your flaws.*
**[06:52] Nightfall**
*You are not fit for this mission!*
**[06:54] Nightfall**
Oh, right.
**[06:55] Nightfall**
I did hear Dr. Forger complaining
at work that his wife always—
**[07:02] Anya**
Anya has returned!
**[07:04] Bond**
Borf.
**[07:05] Yor**
Welcome home!
**[07:10] Loid**
Fiona... What are you doing here?
**[07:13] Nightfall**
Hello, Doctor.
**[07:15] Nightfall**
*He returned sooner than I expected.*
**[07:17] Yor**
She came to deliver something
you forgot, Miss Anya.
**[07:21] Anya**
Anya's magnifying glass!
**[07:23] Loid**
I see. Well, thank you.
**[07:25] Loid**
* She came all the way to my home?*
* Is there an emergency?*
**[07:29] Yor**
Your walk didn't take long.
**[07:31] Loid**
The sky was looking suspiciously dark,
so we came back early.
**[07:35] Loid**
You could've just given this to me at work.
***SIGN*** What's the meaning of this,
Agent Nightfall?
***SIGN*** ° They are communicating by separating their mouth movements and sounds
**[07:38] Nightfall**
It's quite all right. I was running errands,
and it was on the way.
***SIGN*** I just wanted to confirm
Operation Strix's progress.
**[07:43] Anya**
*Th-This lady is a spy?*
***SIGN*** Confirm?
Confirm what?
**[07:47] Loid**
Oh, the supermarket on 2nd Street?
**[07:49] Loid**
*What is she up to?*
**[07:51] Loid**
* Agents should avoid unnecessary*
* contact with each other.*
**[07:55] Nightfall**
The onions were on sale there.
***SIGN*** Agent Twilight,
is walking the
dog crucial to
the operation?
**[08:01] Yor**
Oh, really? Perhaps I'll go buy some, as well.
***SIGN*** Shouldn't you make this
woman run errands like that?
Is she uncooperative?
**[08:04] Nightfall**
Pumpkins and pasta were also on sale.
**[08:06] Nightfall**
The registers were a crowded mess.
**[08:09] Loid**
I recommend the shrimp there.
***SIGN*** ...What are you getting at...?
**[08:13] Nightfall**
I never mentioned this to you,
Doctor, but I'm allergic to shrimp.
***SIGN*** To think the great
Twilight is stuck
playing house...
It's a disservice
to the world.
***SIGN*** I propose that we reevaluate
this operation.
***SIGN*** This doesn't
concern you.
**[08:24] Anya**
*This lady doesn't get along with Papa?*
**[08:27] Anya**
*Is she a bad guy spy?*
**[08:30] Anya**
*Her face is scary, too.*
**[08:33] Nightfall**
*Agent Twilight...*
***SIGN*** I love you.
**[08:35] Nightfall**
*I love you.*
**[08:43] Nightfall**
*I* wuv *you!*
***SIGN*** I wuuuv
***SIGN*** you!
***SIGN*** Wuv
**[09:01] Loid**
Mm, this is delicious, Nightfall!
**[09:03] Nightfall**
I'm happy to hear that.
**[09:04] Loid**
You can cook and do laundry!
You're just the best!
**[09:08] Nightfall**
Oh, you flatter me.
**[09:09] Nightfall**
Ah, Twilight. Here are my
earnings for the month.
**[09:11] Nightfall**
Please use them however you'd like.
**[09:13] Loid**
Nightfall, you're just—
**[09:14] Nightfall**
Oh, and I've also researched what kind
of weapons, as well as the name, age,
**[09:19] Nightfall**
and even how many gray hairs your
enemy has in your next mission.
**[09:22] Loid**
Amazing! Absolutely amazing, Nightfall!
**[09:24] Loid**
You're just so perfect.
**[09:26] Loid**
Who needs that dumb woman any longer?
**[09:28] Yor**
Wah!
**[09:30] Loid**
In order to attain true world peace,
I will marry you, Nightfall.
**[09:34] Nightfall**
Oh, Twilight! I'm all yours,
and not just for the mission!
**[09:43] Narrator**
*Codename: Nightfall.*
**[09:45] Narrator**
*Her ambition was to become Twilight's bride.*
**[09:50] Nightfall**
*I'm far more qualified to be his wife!*
**[09:53] Nightfall**
* I'd give him all the support he needed*
* both on his missions and at home!*
**[09:57] Nightfall**
* Oh, and our honeymoon would*
* be on some tropical island...*
**[10:00] Loid**
*What in the world is she thinking?*
**[10:02] Yor**
Oh, I'll pour us all some coffee.
**[10:05] Yor**
Would you like some hot cocoa, Miss Anya?
**[10:09] Yor**
Miss Anya?
**[10:34] (Flashback) Nightfall**
I did hear Dr. Forger complaining
at work that his wife always—
**[10:40] Loid**
She's always so clumsy and absolutely useless.
**[10:42] Loid**
Perhaps I'll sell her off to the authorities.
**[10:45] Loid**
Fiona, would you like to be my wife instead?
**[10:47] Nightfall**
What, really? Sure, I'll come over sometime.
**[10:56] Yor**
* But... I guess I can't blame him*
* for feeling that way about me.*
**[11:03] Yor**
*I can't even make breakfast properly.*
**[11:10] Yor**
Here you go.
**[11:11] Anya**
Hot cocoa!
**[11:13] Yor**
Here's some milk.
**[11:15] Loid**
Thanks, Yor.
**[11:16] Nightfall**
*Hmph. Twilight prefers his coffee black.*
**[11:19] Nightfall**
*I've never ever seen him add any milk.*
**[11:22] Nightfall**
* I can't believe you thought you were fit*
* to be his wife without knowing that.*
**[11:26] Nightfall**
*Switch with me.*
**[11:28] Nightfall**
*What?!*
**[11:29] Nightfall**
* Impossible! Have Twilight's tastes*
* changed since he gained a family?*
**[11:34] Nightfall**
*There's a side of Twilight I don't know about?!*
**[11:36] Nightfall**
*A side he only shows this woman?*
**[11:38] Nightfall**
* Oh, I see. This is just a part*
* of his "Loid Forger" character.*
**[11:43] Nightfall**
* He's perfectly playing the role of*
* someone who likes milk in his coffee.*
**[11:46] Nightfall**
*It's to go along with this family's setting!*
**[11:48] Nightfall**
*Well done, Twilight! I love you!*
**[11:50] Loid**
* The milk helps lessen the*
* damage to my stomach.*
**[11:53] Loid**
* Actually, maybe I'll ask her to make*
* me something without caffeine.*
**[11:57] Anya**
*This lady is wild.*
**[12:01] Loid**
What are you doing?
**[12:02] Yor**
Are you all right, Miss Anya?
**[12:04] Yor**
You didn't get burnt, did you?
**[12:05] Anya**
I made a little mess.
**[12:07] Nightfall**
*Hmph. What a careless child.*
**[12:09] Nightfall**
* If she had been properly trained,*
* she could've caught the cup before it fell.*
**[12:16] Nightfall**
* He must be so busy that*
* he hasn't had the chance.*
**[12:19] Loid**
Hey, Bond! Don't you dare lick
that up. It's poison to you.
**[12:23] Bond**
Borf...
**[12:24] Nightfall**
* In which case, it's the wife's duty to*
* make their daughter more powerful.*
**[12:29] Nightfall**
* She can't even scold the child.*
* Therefore, she's unfit for the role.*
**[12:32] Nightfall**
*Switch with me.*
**[12:33] Nightfall**
*If I were her mother,*
**[12:36] Nightfall**
*I would manage her schedule by the minute,*
**[12:38] Nightfall**
* and I would whip that girl into shape,*
* both physically and mentally.*
**[12:41] Nightfall**
* In just a month, I could turn her*
* into a Stella-winning machine.*
**[12:47] Anya**
* Every fiber of Anya's being*
* does not want this mama!*
***SIGN*** Twilight, again, I propose
that I switch places with
your current wife
**[12:50] Nightfall**
Hot cocoa is very nutritious.
What an excellent choice.
**[12:58] Anya**
Ah, Anya suddenly wants Mama to coddle her.
**[13:03] Yor**
Huh?! Wh-What brought this on?!
**[13:06] Anya**
Anya loves the mama who cleans up her
hot cocoa mess the most in the world.
**[13:10] Yor**
Oh, Miss Anya!
**[13:12] Loid**
*What kind of reason is that?*
**[13:14] Nightfall**
*Hmph. I could coddle her, too.*
**[13:17] Nightfall**
I know, Anya.
**[13:19] Nightfall**
Next time, I'll bring you
some delicious imported cocoa.
**[13:22] Anya**
Hiss!
**[13:23] Loid and Yor**
Huh?!
**[13:24] Nightfall**
*But why...*
**[13:25] Yor**
Perhaps she's nervous because
you've only just met.
**[13:29] Loid**
Anya, go on and play with Bond.
**[13:31] Bond**
Borf!
**[13:33] Anya**
Anya has a papa and mama
who get along so good,
**[13:37] Anya**
and Bond, too.
**[13:39] Anya**
Anya is so happy she's the
Forger family's daughter.
**[13:43] Anya**
Oh, I'm so happy. For real.
**[13:51] Yor**
Loid! I promise I'll do my best!
**[13:53] Yor**
I'll do everything I can for you two!
**[13:56] Yor**
I'll wipe up hot cocoa
as much as I need to!
**[13:58] Yor**
So, um...
**[14:00] Loid**
Huh? Uh, sure...
**[14:01] Nightfall**
* You should be teaching the girl*
* not to spill her cocoa at all.*
**[14:04] Nightfall**
*Switch with me.*
**[14:07] Loid**
You're already working hard enough, Yor.
**[14:10] Loid**
That's why Anya is so fond of you.
**[14:13] Loid**
I couldn't ask you to do anything more.
**[14:18] Yor**
Loid...
**[14:24] Yor**
I'll do my best!
**[14:25] Loid**
Er, you already are...
**[14:29] Nightfall**
*His fake smile.*
**[14:31] (Flashback) Loid**
Listen well, Nightfall.
**[14:33] (Flashback) Loid**
A spy must never let
their true feelings show.
**[14:37] (Flashback) Nightfall**
Yes, Twilight.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Loid**
Kill any emotions. Don't let down your guard.
**[14:41] (Flashback) Nightfall**
Yes, Twilight. I will never let this
poker face crack even the slightest.
**[14:46] (Flashback) Twilight**
Uh, you don't need to go that far.
**[14:49] Nightfall**
*Lionel from the national defense forces.*
**[14:51] Nightfall**
*Lawrence, who works in the black market.*
**[14:53] Nightfall**
* Robert, the secretary of*
* a government official.*
**[14:56] Nightfall**
* I know this because I've seen the various*
* versions of Twilight over the years.*
**[15:01] Nightfall**
*What a perfectly executed fake smile.*
**[15:08] Nightfall**
* And the subtle truth that*
* bleeds through it...*
**[15:21] Nightfall**
Oh, I just realized I forgot to
buy those potatoes I meant to get.
**[15:25] Nightfall**
I should probably take my leave.
**[15:28] Yor**
Huh? Maybe you should wait
until the rain dies down.
**[15:31] Nightfall**
Please excuse me.
**[15:34] Anya**
She left.
**[15:44] Loid**
She didn't have an umbrella.
**[15:46] Loid**
I'll see her to the station.
**[15:48] Yor**
Oh, yes, good idea.
**[15:50] Yor**
Do be careful!
**[16:04] Loid**
Hey, Fiona!
**[16:08] Loid**
Take this umbrella.
**[16:11] Fiona**
Twilight, I forgot to tell you something.
**[16:15] Fiona**
The Handler would like us to take
care of this next mission together.
**[16:21] Loid**
Hey, you need to tell me important
things like that first...
**[16:29] Loid**
Nightfall?
**[16:34] Nightfall**
*I'm glad it's raining right now.*
**[16:37] Loid**
You...
**[16:39] Nightfall**
*I will conceal these feelings until the end.*
**[16:42] Nightfall**
I'll brief you on the
details at the hospital.
**[16:45] Nightfall**
*Because we are spies.*
**[16:49] Nightfall**
* Because that's what my*
* beloved Twilight taught me.*
**[16:53] Nightfall**
*Until this cold war is over...*
**[16:57] Nightfall**
*But...*
**[17:03] Nightfall**
Twilight.
**[17:04] Nightfall**
*I don't care if we're a fake couple.*
**[17:07] Nightfall**
*I just want to stay by his side.*
**[17:09] Nightfall**
You've lost your edge due to
playing house for so long.
**[17:12] Nightfall**
* I will show him just how capable*
* I am on this next mission.*
**[17:17] Nightfall**
I ask that you do not hold me back.
**[17:22] Nightfall**
*The only one suited to be your wife...*
**[17:24] Nightfall**
*is me!*
***SIGN*** FIRST FIT OF JEALOUSY
**[19:13] TV narrator**
* The army cartography*
* corps Bear Squad is here!*
**[19:18] Loid**
Anya, you need to brush
your teeth and go to bed.
**[19:21] Anya**
Okie.
**[19:22] Squad member**
* Captain! It may be dangerous*
* to survey the enemy base.*
**[19:26] Anya**
This polar bear looks like you, Bond.
**[19:28] Bond**
Borf!
**[19:30] Squad member**
*Oh, no! Peggie's been shot!*
**[19:32] Peggie**
*Just leave me behind and go...*
**[19:35] Peggie**
* Promise me... that you'll create the*
* peaceful world we always dreamed of...*
**[19:40] Anya**
Penguin!
**[19:45] Loid**
Hey, I told you to go to bed.
**[19:47] Loid**
What in the world is going on
in this grim cartoon?
**[19:49] Anya**
Penguin!
**[19:54] Anya**
Anya wants to sleep with
Mister Penguin tonight.
**[19:57] Loid**
Do as you please.
**[20:03] Anya**
Goodnight.
**[20:12] Bond**
*Jealou...*
**[20:18] Loid**
What's wrong?!
**[20:21] Anya**
My penguin's dead!
**[20:25] Anya**
Agent Penguin! Who did this to you?!
**[20:31] Loid**
These look like... scratches and bite marks.
**[20:41] Bond**
*Penguin bad. Stole Anya.*
**[20:43] Anya**
*So it was you, Bond!*
**[20:47] Anya**
Bond!
**[20:48] Loid**
Hey, stop!
**[20:50] Anya**
I hate you, Bond!
**[21:00] Yor**
Don't worry, Miss Anya.
**[21:05] Yor**
I'll sew him up and make him all better.
**[21:07] Anya**
My penguin will be alive again?
**[21:14] Yor**
Oh, no! Why did his head break off?!
**[21:17] Anya**
Oh, God! He's even deader!
**[21:21] Yor**
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[21:23] Loid**
Calm down. I'll buy you a new one.
**[21:26] Anya**
No! This Mister Penguin is
really important to Anya!
**[21:31] Anya**
Because you got him for me, Papa!
**[21:34] Loid**
All right. I'll fix him up, so you go
eat and maybe do some homework.
**[22:15] Loid**
He's all better, Anya.
**[22:21] Anya**
He looks kind of Frankensteiny.
**[22:24] Loid**
That couldn't be helped.
**[22:28] Loid**
S-Scars are medals of valor for soldiers.
**[22:31] Loid**
Agent Penguin suffered
honorable injuries in battle.
**[22:36] Anya**
Medals...
**[22:38] Loid**
Correct. His scars are
nothing to be ashamed of.
**[22:41] Bond**
Borf...
**[22:44] Anya**
Evil Bond! What do you want?!
**[22:47] Bond**
Borf...
***SIGN*** SALTY
FLAVOR!
**[22:49] Anya**
Peanuts?
**[22:53] Anya**
*Are you saying sorry to Anya?*
**[22:59] Loid**
I think he wants you to forgive him.
**[23:01] Loid**
Well? Remember what Bondman said?
**[23:04] Loid**
"Yesterday's enemy is today's ally."
**[23:07] Anya**
The line from episode eighteen!
**[23:17] Anya**
I-I was deeply hurt... But I
will call a truce in this war
**[23:22] Anya**
on behalf of the peanuts.
**[23:26] Anya**
Also...
**[23:28] Anya**
Anya is sorry she said she hates you.
**[23:44] Anya**
Now the peace treaty is signed!
**[23:46] Bond**
Borf.
**[23:54] Loid**
* I wish things could be this easy*
* for the East and the West, too.*
***SIGN*** THE UNDERGROUND TENNIS TOURNAMENT: THE CAMPBELLDON
# E22 - The Underground Tennis Tournament - The Campbelldon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEJ33V/the-underground-tennis-tournament-the-campbelldon)
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**[00:09] Fiona**
*Twilight... You've changed.*
**[00:13] Fiona**
* By being in the Forger household,*
* you've gained unnecessary emotions,*
**[00:16] Fiona**
*and your cunning as an agent has dulled.*
**[00:19] Fiona**
*Right now, you're like a chipped knife.*
**[00:23] Fiona**
*Seeing you like this makes my heart ache.*
**[00:27] Fiona**
*Ah...*
**[00:28] Fiona**
*But his gentle version is wonderful, too.*
**[00:31] Fiona**
*My heart's beating so fast, I can't breathe.*
**[00:33] Fiona**
*I love him!*
**[00:34] Fiona**
* Even if he became one of those toy knives*
* that retract when you stab something,*
**[00:38] Fiona**
*I would continue to respect him.*
**[00:40] Fiona**
* Actually, a bouncy Twilight would*
* be so adorable. I love him.*
**[00:44] Fiona**
*But things cannot stay like this.*
**[00:47] Fiona**
*I'm the one who should make him bouncy.*
**[00:51] Fiona**
*Yor Forger...*
**[00:53] Fiona**
*I must steal the title of "wife" from her.*
***SIGN*** THE UNDERGROUND TENNIS TOURNAMENT: THE CAMPBELLDON
**[02:29] Fiona**
Cavi Campbell, age 56.
**[02:32] Fiona**
He gained his fortune through
the energy business,
**[02:34] Fiona**
and he's also known to be an
avid collector of antiques.
**[02:38] Fiona**
The painting he possesses that
is valued at a million dalc,
**[02:42] Fiona**
*The Lady in the Sun*, is our
target for this mission.
**[02:45] Loid**
A painting...
**[02:47] Fiona**
The original owner was the
late Colonel Erik Zacharis.
**[02:51] Loid**
He belonged to the East's military intelligence
division in the war between the East and West.
**[02:54] Loid**
He was also a major player
in ending the war.
**[02:57] Fiona**
Correct.
**[02:58] Fiona**
He's said to be in possession of some
troublesome top-secret information
**[03:02] Fiona**
that was cast into darkness because it could
"reignite the flames of war" if it went public.
**[03:07] Fiona**
Otherwise known as the Zacharis Dossier.
**[03:09] Fiona**
It's said that the dossier could contain
records of the East's human experiments
**[03:14] Fiona**
or the truth behind the
West's massacre of POWs,
**[03:17] Fiona**
but the truth is unknown.
**[03:19] Fiona**
It's also known as the
"ticking time bomb under thin ice."
**[03:21] Fiona**
Its whereabouts were long
shrouded in mystery, but...
**[03:25] Loid**
Clues regarding said whereabouts
can be found in the painting?
**[03:28] Fiona**
This information comes from
a well-connected source.
**[03:30] Fiona**
We believe there might be
some kind of code within it.
**[03:34] Fiona**
It's only a matter of time before
the painting's owner, Campbell,
**[03:36] Fiona**
or the Eastern government realizes
the truth behind the painting.
**[03:39] Fiona**
Our orders are to retrieve the
Zacharis Dossier before they do.
**[03:44] Loid**
Regardless of whether the information it
contains is inconvenient to the East or West,
**[03:47] Loid**
we can be certain that this information would
become a reason for them take up arms again.
**[03:53] Loid**
Where is the painting?
**[03:54] Fiona**
It's located in the basement of the Campbell
mansion along with his other art pieces.
**[03:58] Fiona**
But on top of tight security,
Campbell also has
**[04:00] Fiona**
connections to the State Security Service.
**[04:02] Fiona**
Any "vermin" that sneak in are
exterminated without fail.
**[04:05] Fiona**
It will be very risky for us to infiltrate.
**[04:09] Loid**
So do we have a plan?
**[04:10] Fiona**
Of course. I have one ready.
**[04:31] Umpire**
Game set!
**[04:32] Audience A**
You can't be serious! Gimme my money back!
**[04:35] Commentator**
*The payout for that match is...*
**[04:35] Audience B**
You call that a match?! Make it
up to me even if you die first!
**[04:39] Commentator**
* The cutoff to place your bets for*
* the next match is in ten minutes.*
**[04:43] Twain**
Nightfall...
**[04:45] Nafalia**
Yes, Twilight?
**[04:46] Twain**
Was there really no other way?
**[04:49] Nafalia**
This was the most certain method.
**[04:52] Nafalia**
There is an underground tennis tournament
**[04:54] Nafalia**
run by Campbell for himself and other
members of his underground tennis club.
**[04:59] Nafalia**
It's known as the Campbelldon.
**[05:00] Nafalia**
Elites of the financial world
and members of the underworld
**[05:03] Nafalia**
gather for this expensive and illegal event.
**[05:06] Nafalia**
Ordinarily, celebs enter their own
personal players to compete,
**[05:10] Nafalia**
but normal civilians can also enter as long
as they pay an incredibly high entry fee.
**[05:14] Nafalia**
And... the winner is free to choose
whatever art piece they want
**[05:19] Nafalia**
from Campbell's collection as a prize.
**[05:23] Twain**
Yes... But why tennis? What in the
world is an underground tennis club?
**[05:27] Nafalia**
I just figured he's really into it.
**[05:29] Nafalia**
All we have to do to complete this mission
is win, so there are no risks.
**[05:33] Twain**
I hope everything actually
goes that smoothly.
**[05:36] Commentator**
* Next up, we have the fourth match*
* of our first round with...*
**[05:40] Commentator**
*The Twain and Nafalia Phony pair!*
**[05:42] Nafalia**
We're up.
**[05:43] Commentator**
*Apparently, this pair is husband and wife.*
**[05:46] Crowd**
I'll blow you to smithereens!
**[05:47] Crowd**
Piss off!
**[05:48] Crowd**
I bet 100 dalc that they divorce!
**[05:50] Twain**
Why on earth did you pick this as our cover?
**[05:51] Nafalia**
* Ah... So many people are seeing*
* us as husband and wife.*
**[05:55] Commentator**
* They'll be going up against*
* the Wolson and Babol pair!*
**[05:58] Commentator**
* The legendary pair that dominated*
* the Grand Slam ten years ago!*
**[06:02] Twain**
Hey, they're actual retired pro players.
**[06:05] Nafalia**
Do you have any experience playing tennis?
**[06:07] Twain**
I've only dabbled in it.
I just practiced a bit at home.
**[06:11] (Flashback) Anya**
No fair! Anya wants to play tennis, too!
**[06:15] (Flashback) Yor**
Then why don't we all play together?
**[06:18] Nafalia**
What did you tell your family?
**[06:21] Twain**
I just told them we were
having a tennis competition
**[06:23] Twain**
with some of our business
partners in the medical field.
**[06:26] Nafalia**
I see.
**[06:28] Nafalia**
* Eventually, you won't have to make*
* excuses like that, Twilight.*
**[06:32] Nafalia**
Have no fear.
**[06:34] Nafalia**
You could just stay huddled
in the back corner if you'd like.
**[06:39] Nafalia**
* This mission will show you*
* that I am the perfect fit*
**[06:42] Nafalia**
*to play your wife for Operation Strix.*
**[06:45] Nafalia**
I can take care of this myself.
**[06:48] Nafalia**
*You can count on me, Twilight!*
**[06:50] (Flashback) Senior Agent**
Nightfall's been getting a bit
too eager to get ahead lately.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Senior Agent**
Watch over her so she doesn't mess up.
**[06:55] Twain**
*What a troublesome mission.*
**[06:57] Commentator**
*The odds are an amazing 40 to 1.3!*
**[07:00] Commentator**
* Do we have any brave souls*
* willing to bet on this couple?*
**[07:03] Wolson**
They're clearly underestimating
us with this pair.
**[07:06] Babol**
Did they wander in here thinking
it was a tourist attraction?
**[07:09] Wolson**
We've continued the pursuit of tennis
even after our retirement.
**[07:14] Babol**
We wanted to face stronger opponents,
**[07:15] Babol**
and that's how we found
this underground arena.
**[07:18] Wolson**
We holed up in the mountains and endured
rigorous training just for this day.
**[07:23] Twain**
Well, let's all do our best
and have a brilliant match.
**[07:27] Wolson**
Match? You fool. What's about to
unfold here is an absolute slaughter.
**[07:34] Umpire**
Phony to serve.
**[07:48] Umpire**
15-love!
**[07:51] Nafalia**
* He managed a service ace right*
* off the bat against a pro.*
**[07:54] Nafalia**
* Well done, Twilight.*
* You've redefined "dabbled." I love you.*
**[08:00] Umpire**
30-love!
**[08:03] Umpire**
40-love!
**[08:06] Umpire**
Game set!
**[08:08] Babol**
What the hell was that?
**[08:10] Babol**
I've never even seen a top-ranked
player serve like that.
**[08:13] Wolson**
Curses... The woman. Aim for the woman!
**[08:18] Wolson**
Take this!
**[08:22] Babol**
Here we go!
**[08:24] Umpire**
Love-15.
**[08:27] Babol**
What the hell?!
**[08:28] Twain**
Nice work, Ni—Nafalia.
**[08:31] Nafalia**
*He complimented me!*
**[08:32] Nafalia**
We're just getting started.
**[08:34] Nafalia**
* Okay, I'll just have to keep*
* showing him how amazing I am,*
**[08:37] Nafalia**
* immediately crush the enemy,*
* and get the painting fast.*
**[08:41] Twain**
Fantastic, Nightfall! Let us play
doubles in the game of life!
**[08:46] Nafalia**
Oh, Twilight! You flatter me!
**[08:59] Umpire**
Game set! The winners are the Phony pair!
**[09:02] Commentator**
*That was one hell of an upset!*
**[09:04] Commentator**
* The amateur couple that showed up out of*
* nowhere just annihilated the pro players!*
**[09:08] Commentator**
*An unbelievable dark horse has appeared!*
**[09:11] Commentator**
* Was this result just a fluke?*
* This tournament could get very interesting!*
**[09:18] Campbell**
How splendid.
**[09:19] Campbell**
This turn of events may
make us quite a fortune.
**[09:23] Member A**
Now, no rigging any matches, Mr. Campbell.
**[09:27] Member B**
We want to enjoy the pure
art of betting on tennis.
**[09:31] Member C**
Hmph. This is what happens when
you play against normies.
**[09:35] Member C**
They'll be playing against my Boric
Brothers next. There'll be no flukes.
**[09:39] Member A**
Well, you've just got a pair of junkies.
**[09:43] Member C**
Oh, you haven't seen anything yet.
**[09:45] Member C**
We've been developing a new
doping agent called OSO-R
**[09:48] Member C**
along with the government in preparation for
the upcoming East-West Sports Exhibition.
**[09:52] Member C**
They'll be using that.
**[09:56] Commentator**
* Thank you for waiting, ladies and gentlemen.*
* We will now begin the second round!*
**[10:01] Commentator**
* Our first match will feature the Phony pair,*
* who just wowed us with a miracle,*
**[10:06] Commentator**
* playing against Dressen's Mad Dogs,*
* the Boric Brothers!*
**[10:11] Twain**
Nafalia, didn't you say
something about no risks?
**[10:15] Nafalia**
Let's just do our very best, dear.
**[10:22] Anya**
Mama! Get the ball, please!
**[10:25] Anya**
Mama!
**[10:28] Yor**
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Anya.
**[10:34] Anya**
Mama's lost in tots?
**[10:36] Yor**
Th-That's not true.
**[10:42] Yor**
* If he's at a tennis tournament with colleagues,*
* does that mean she's there, too?*
**[10:46] Yor**
*I wonder what her relationship with Loid is.*
**[10:51] Yor**
* What if I go back to a life where*
* Yuri is constantly worried about me?*
**[10:56] Anya**
The ball...
**[10:58] Yor**
* If that could happen,*
* maybe I should take care of her...*
**[11:03] Yor**
*No, no, no!*
**[11:05] Yor**
* You'll be punished for*
* thinking such thoughts, Yor!*
**[11:11] Anya**
Mama, it's okay. Don't worry.
**[11:13] Yor**
What? Worry about what?
**[11:16] Yor**
*Does she know what I'm thinking?*
**[11:19] Anya**
D-Don't worry. Papa will win and
bring home a fabulous prize.
**[11:24] Yor**
Huh?
**[11:26] Yor**
Oh...
**[11:29] Yor**
Yes, you're right.
Loid is capable of anything, after all.
**[11:33] Yor**
He'll take care of any opponent with a kapow!
**[11:36] Anya**
Kapow!
**[11:38] Anan**
Kill... Tennis...
**[11:43] Twain**
Nafalia... Those definitely don't seem like
the same Boric Brothers from round one.
**[11:49] Nafalia**
I forgot to mention this,
but in this tournament,
**[11:51] Nafalia**
you can customize your rackets
and equipment, get doped up,
**[11:54] Nafalia**
perform illegal moves...
**[11:55] Nafalia**
Pretty much anything goes.
**[11:58] Nafalia**
They must have taken muscle enhancers.
**[12:00] Twain**
Uh, that would be an understatement.
**[12:03] Audience C**
I'm counting on you giant meatheads!
**[12:04] Audience C**
I bet an ungodly amount of money on you two!
**[12:05] Audience D**
I'll murder you if you lose!
**[12:07] Catan**
Kill.
**[12:09] Audience E**
Uh, hey...
**[12:12] Commentator**
* Oh, my! The younger brother, Catan,*
* has ripped the fence apart!*
**[12:17] Catan**
I'll kill you!
**[12:18] Anan**
Just shut up and watch!
**[12:19] Audience F**
Y-You freaks!
**[12:20] Commentator**
*Behold their monstrous strength!*
**[12:22] Commentator**
*And betting time is just about over.*
**[12:25] Commentator**
* The Phony pair who showed*
* us a miracle last round!*
**[12:27] Commentator**
* The ultra-powerful Boric Brothers!*
* Who will be victorious?*
**[12:27] Audience G**
I-I'm gonna bet on those brothers.
**[12:29] Audience H**
No human could possibly beat them.
**[12:31] Twain**
* Well, their immense power is*
* going to be a problem.*
**[12:34] Twain**
* How do we fight them while*
* preserving our stamina?*
**[12:41] Commentator**
* Oho! This time the older brother,*
* Anan, easily crushed a ball!*
**[12:46] Commentator**
*Let's take good care of the equipment, please.*
**[12:48] Anan**
Hey, boy!
**[12:50] Anan**
You sorta smell like piss.
**[12:53] Anan**
If you pissed your pants,
have that chick change your diapers.
**[12:57] Catan**
Piss! Change!
**[13:00] Nafalia**
*I would be happy to.*
**[13:01] Anan**
What? Cat got your tongue, you chickenshit?
**[13:06] Catan**
Bro! He's real dumb! He can't use his words!
**[13:09] Anan**
Yeah, he does look pretty brainless.
**[13:13] Anan**
He probably lived a peaceful life
without ever having to think at all.
**[13:28] Umpire**
Game set! The winners are the Phony pair!
**[13:33] Commentator**
* The real deal! This couple is*
* definitely the real deal, folks!*
**[13:36] Commentator**
* The Boric Brothers were beaten to a pulp*
* before they could even make a move!*
**[13:39] Crowd**
You stupid useless walking Mount Everests!
**[13:40] Commentator**
* Goodness, you could really feel the*
* malice from the Phonys' play there.*
**[13:43] Twain**
You didn't have to hit them
with that many smashes.
**[13:46] Nafalia**
My hand just kept slipping.
**[13:49] Nafalia**
*Certain death.*
**[13:50] Member C**
My trump cards!
**[13:54] Campbell**
I guess your medicine might
need a few more improvements.
**[13:57] Member A**
I must say, they're quite impressive.
**[14:00] Member A**
You might be in some
trouble yourself, Mr. Campbell.
**[14:03] Campbell**
Well... I'm not so sure about that.
**[14:08] Narrator**
* After that, thanks to Nightfall's unnecessary*
* showing off and powerful moves,*
**[14:12] Nafalia**
*How am I doing, Twilight?*
**[14:13] Narrator**
*the Phony pair continued their steady advance,*
**[14:14] Nafalia**
*How am I doing, Twilight?!*
**[14:16] Narrator**
*and made it to the finals safely.*
**[14:21] Guide**
If you would, wait here for about
twenty minutes until the finals start.
**[14:34] Nafalia**
Just one more step.
**[14:36] Nafalia**
* Twilight, how did you like*
* my flawless plays? Well?*
**[14:42] Twain**
Apparently, we'll be facing Campbell's
son and daughter in the finals.
**[14:46] Twain**
They're still in high school,
**[14:48] Twain**
but they've trained with the best
in tennis ever since they were little.
**[14:52] Twain**
Their father runs this tournament,
**[14:54] Twain**
so let's be on our guard, just in case
they try to do something underhanded.
**[14:58] Nafalia**
Judging from their matches so far,
they aren't that skilled.
**[15:02] Nafalia**
I'll end this match in seconds.
**[15:04] Nafalia**
* And then, I'll have him choose me as his*
* doubles partner in the game of life!*
**[15:08] Nafalia**
*Ah!*
**[15:11] Twain**
Nightfall...
**[15:12] Nafalia**
Twilight?
**[15:13] Nafalia**
*Wait, already?! Right here?!*
**[15:16] Nafalia**
*Twilight, I'm not ready just yet! Ah!*
**[15:21] Twain**
Stop pushing yourself. Your hand's all torn up.
**[15:24] Nafalia**
Huh?
**[15:26] Twain**
Our opponents won't be that easy.
**[15:28] Twain**
I don't blame you for panicking,
but take it easy.
**[15:31] Nafalia**
I'll be fine. This is nothing.
**[15:34] Nafalia**
Let us hurry and finish this mission.
**[15:39] Twain**
I've seen many allies die
exactly for that reason.
**[15:45] Twain**
Spies are finished once they lose their cool.
**[15:48] Twain**
I've told you that countless times.
**[15:54] Nafalia**
All right.
**[15:56] Nafalia**
*Twilight...*
**[15:57] Nafalia**
*You used to say*
**[15:59] Nafalia**
*that us spies are disposable.*
**[16:02] Nafalia**
*And yet he's worrying about me!*
***SIGN*** Love
Love Love
**[16:06] Nafalia**
* How dare you, Twilight?*
* You're not playing fair at all!*
**[16:09] Nafalia**
* I love you, I love you, I love you,*
* I love you, I love you, I love you...*
**[16:13] Twain**
*She's glaring daggers at me!*
**[16:14] Twain**
*Does she doubt my methods that much?!*
**[16:18] Nafalia**
*Oh, damn it. I pulled my hand away.*
**[16:20] Nafalia**
*I'm so stupid.*
**[16:23] Nafalia**
*Twilight's warmth still stings a little...*
**[16:26] Nafalia**
*It stings?*
**[16:29] Nafalia**
*Don't tell me...*
**[16:32] Nafalia**
Twilight...
**[16:33] Twain**
Hold your breath and
close your eyes, Nightfall.
**[16:36] Twain**
Colorless and odorless.
**[16:38] Twain**
It's probably some non-lethal chemical agent.
**[16:40] Twain**
*I see.*
**[16:41] Twain**
* So this is why the Campbell kids' opponents*
* earlier seemed slightly off their game.*
**[16:47] Twain**
*I'm sure their goal is to weaken us.*
**[16:51] Nafalia**
*How underhanded.*
**[16:58] Twain**
*They locked us in.*
**[17:00] Twain**
* It's quite simple to open it, but there*
* might be a lookout standing guard,*
**[17:04] Twain**
*and then we'd have to attack a civilian.*
**[17:07] Twain**
*I guess we can pretend we fell for their trap.*
**[17:10] Twain**
* Just in case, let's cover up our skin and*
* climb the lockers to lessen the damage.*
**[17:15] Twain**
*Will you last until they open the door?*
**[17:18] Nafalia**
*Yes, if it's around ten minutes.*
**[17:21] Commentator**
*Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for waiting!*
**[17:24] Commentator**
* We will now begin the finals*
* of the 14th Campbelldon!*
**[17:30] Commentator**
*The Phony pair versus... The Campbell siblings!*
**[17:34] Commentator**
*Everyone has high hopes for the Phony pair!*
**[17:35] Audience I**
20,000 on the couple!
**[17:36] Commentator**
* But will they be able to stop the*
* siblings' third victory in a row?*
**[17:36] Audience J**
They're definitely powerful!
**[17:38] Audience K**
I'm betting my life savings on the Phony pair!
**[17:38] Commentator**
* The siblings have slightly better*
* odds to win the whole thing!*
**[17:41] Campbell**
* Yes, just as I planned.*
* All of you fools bet on that couple.*
**[17:45] Member B**
How amusing. I'll also bet on that couple.
**[17:48] Member A**
Me, too.
**[17:50] Member A**
Of course, I'm assuming you're betting
on your children, Mr. Campbell?
**[17:53] Campbell**
But of course. I'm betting
ten million on my children.
**[17:57] Campbell**
*I'm going to win by a landslide.*
**[17:59] Campbell**
* Those two spent a good*
* ten minutes soaking up that gas.*
**[18:03] Campbell**
* You're looking a bit pale.*
* Are you feeling all right?*
**[18:06] Campbell**
*Now, Carrol and Kim... Show them no mercy!*
**[18:11] Twain**
How are you feeling?
**[18:12] Nafalia**
I'm still a little numb.
**[18:14] Nafalia**
I'm also experiencing slight difficulty
breathing, and my pulse is low.
**[18:16] Carrol**
I got a message from Daddy.
**[18:18] Carrol**
He said we can stop acting
like we're struggling.
**[18:21] Kim**
Hmph. He's so annoying,
trying to dictate our every move.
**[18:25] Kim**
Let's bury them already and
have Daddy buy us a new yacht.
**[18:31] Umpire**
Phony to serve.
**[18:45] Carrol**
Well, that was weak.
**[18:58] Umpire**
Out!
**[19:00] Commentator**
*And there it is! Carrol's jet-powered racket!*
**[19:03] Carrol**
Don't even think about saying this isn't fair.
**[19:06] Carrol**
You need proper training to use this baby.
**[19:16] Commentator**
*A nice hit from the Phony pair!*
**[19:18] Commentator**
*Will Kim be able to reach it?*
**[19:30] Commentator**
*And there's the bursting whip racket!*
**[19:37] Kim**
Hmph. I guess they're no big deal.
**[19:39] Crowd**
Yeah! Get 'em!
**[19:39] Commentator**
* The Campbell siblings are*
* showing off their noble dignity.*
**[19:42] Crowd**
I love you, Carrol!
**[19:46] Umpire**
Game, Campbells!
**[19:49] Umpire**
Game, Campbells!
**[19:52] Umpire**
Game, Campbells!
**[19:54] Commentator**
* The Campbells totally*
* dominated that first match!*
**[19:58] Commentator**
* This is the first set that the*
* Phony pair lost this tournament!*
**[20:01] Crowd**
Hey! Play better, damn it!
**[20:04] Crowd**
You should've used a cross
on that return, you dumbass!
**[20:07] Crowd**
Moron!
**[20:07] Crowd**
You've got this, Nafalia!
**[20:09] Nafalia**
* I'm going to remember the faces of every*
* single person who ridiculed Twilight.*
**[20:16] Campbell**
Sorry, my friend.
**[20:25] Commentator**
*We're now entering the second set!*
**[20:28] Commentator**
* The Phony pair definitely*
* needs to win this one.*
**[20:31] Commentator**
*We're starting off the set with Carrol's...*
**[20:34] Carrol**
Hup!
**[20:38] Commentator**
*He returned it!*
**[20:39] Kim**
*It's not a great hit, but...*
**[20:42] Kim**
*With enough spin...*
**[20:50] Carrol**
That was just a fluke.
**[21:00] Umpire**
Love-30!
**[21:05] Commentator**
* It looks like the Phony pair*
* are getting back into their groove!*
**[21:11] Carrol**
Damn it! What's going on?
**[21:13] Commentator**
* And before they knew it, the Campbell*
* pair had three games taken from them!*
**[21:17] Carrol**
*If that's how it is...*
**[21:20] Commentator**
* Now, will the Phony pair be*
* able to win four games in a row?!*
**[21:30] Commentator**
*What's this?!*
**[21:32] Commentator**
*Nafalia's ball went in an unexpected direction!*
**[21:38] Twain**
I see.
**[21:40] Twain**
The 36 grooves throughout this court...
**[21:43] Twain**
They caught my eye,
but now I see their purpose.
**[21:45] Nafalia**
I'm certain there are other gimmicks,
as well. How troublesome.
**[21:50] Twain**
Not a problem.
**[21:52] Twain**
I have no intention of letting them
win with their petty little tricks.
**[21:57] Nafalia**
*Oh, that's right...*
**[22:00] Twain**
Nafalia, if you'll support me by keeping
an eye on our surroundings.
**[22:04] Nafalia**
*This is the Twilight that I admired.*
**[22:07] Nafalia**
* The one I wanted to catch up to...*
* and stand beside.*
**[22:12] Nafalia**
* My respect turned into romantic feelings,*
* and his dreams became my dreams.*
**[22:17] Nafalia**
*Which means...*
**[22:20] Nafalia**
Wake up, Twilight.
**[22:22] Nafalia**
I will crush them with you.
***SIGN*** I love you
**[22:27] Nightfall**
*I love you!*
***SIGN*** THE UNWAVERING PATH
# E23 - The Unwavering Path
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***SIGN*** THE UNWAVERING PATH
**[01:39] Commentator**
*The Phony pair just can't be stopped!*
**[01:42] Carrol**
Take this!
**[01:43] Commentator**
*Carrol's hit just went in a crazy angle!*
**[01:56] Carrol**
*Damn it. Time for the next plan.*
**[01:58] Carrol**
*Adjust the net's height.*
**[02:10] Nafalia**
Twilight...
**[02:11] Twain**
Yes.
**[02:12] Twain**
It's moving up and down
by about a ball's height.
**[02:14] Twain**
We'll correct our trajectory
calculations and strike back.
**[02:21] Kim**
That's not working at all!
**[02:23] Carrol**
Then we'll just have to use some wind!
**[02:30] Kim**
Hey! They're just using
it to their advantage!
**[02:33] Carrol**
Damn it!
**[02:34] Narrator**
* The Campbell siblings use one method*
* after another to try to stop them.*
**[02:38] Carrol**
Damn it! Douse the ball with
the putrid-stench spray!
**[02:40] Kim**
That's gonna reek for us, too, though!
**[02:43] Narrator**
* But they were nothing more than child's play to*
* the pair of spies who had found their groove.*
**[02:47] Twain**
Your observation skills, judgment,
and control are all perfect, Nafalia.
**[02:53] Twain**
I'm glad I have you playing by my side.
**[02:55] Nafalia**
Darling...
**[02:57] Commentator**
*We are now entering our final set!*
**[02:59] Commentator**
*Which pair will take home the glory?!*
**[03:00] Nafalia**
*Ah, damn it...*
**[03:02] Nafalia**
*I want this tournament to continue forever!*
**[03:04] Nafalia**
* Perhaps I'll force a tiebreaker*
* that goes on forever... No, Nightfall.*
**[03:08] Nafalia**
*That'll make Twilight hate me.*
**[03:11] Nafalia**
* He just reminded me why I fell*
* for him, yet I almost ruined the moment.*
**[03:15] Nafalia**
*That was a close one.*
**[03:17] Twain**
*Nightfall...*
**[03:18] Twain**
* Looks like she's carefully*
* thinking up a strategy.*
**[03:20] Twain**
*It appears as though she's regained her cool.*
**[03:22] Cavi**
*What do you two think you're doing?!*
**[03:24] Cavi**
* Do you have any idea how much*
* this match is going to cost me?!*
**[03:27] Carrol**
Tch. Guess we're gonna have
to use our trump card.
**[03:35] Twain**
*Did they give up their petty tricks?*
**[03:37] Nafalia**
*He lobbed it nicely into the air. This ends it!*
**[03:39] Carrol**
*Nyah!*
**[03:41] Twain**
*A new signal?*
**[03:50] Twain**
Nightfall!
**[03:56] Nafalia**
Twi—
**[04:00] Commentator**
* What's this? Twain just suddenly pounced*
* onto his wife and took them both down!*
**[04:04] Carrol**
Hey, now. Could you old farts spare
us the snuggling during our match?
**[04:09] Carrol**
* Did he sense it before the*
* shot was taken? No way.*
**[04:12] Nafalia**
Darling... Darling, are you all right?
**[04:15] Twain**
Don't worry. It's not too bad.
**[04:19] Nafalia**
Darling...
**[04:22] Twain**
It's a special rubber bullet.
**[04:24] Twain**
There's a sniper somewhere in the air ducts.
**[04:26] Twain**
Look. They even painted the bullet
the same color as the court.
**[04:30] Nafalia**
I'm terribly sorry. This happened
because of my carelessness.
**[04:34] Twain**
Don't worry.
**[04:35] Twain**
I figured something like this might happen,
so I wore a bulletproof vest.
**[04:39] Nafalia**
Impressive as ever.
**[04:40] Twain**
* The fact that he even considered this*
* possibility makes him the best, for real.*
**[04:46] Carrol**
* Impossible! He's unharmed?!*
* It hit him, didn't it?!*
**[04:49] Nafalia**
This interference has
definitely gone too far.
**[04:52] Nafalia**
Perhaps we should talk to the umpire
and see about having a penalty issued.
**[04:55] Nafalia**
Depending on where the victim is shot,
that could be lethal.
**[04:58] Twain**
I'm not so sure about that.
**[04:59] Twain**
I'm pretty sure most of the staff and
management are in Campbell's pocket.
**[05:03] Twain**
Not to mention, if something
happens to the tournament
**[05:05] Twain**
and we lose our chance to get the painting,
**[05:08] Twain**
that would be a huge blow.
**[05:10] Twain**
Thankfully, these are low-velocity.
**[05:12] Twain**
If we purposely leave enough
room and shift our timing,
**[05:15] Twain**
we can make them miss.
**[05:17] Twain**
Don't miss their signals.
**[05:18] Nafalia**
I will do my best.
**[05:20] Umpire**
Are you two all right?
**[05:23] Twain**
Sorry about that. I'm still a
bit hungover from yesterday,
**[05:26] Twain**
and I lost my balance.
**[05:27] Carrol**
Th-That can't be true!
**[05:28] Commentator**
* Unbelievable! Twain has been pulling off*
* those elegant plays while hungover!*
**[05:30] Twain**
It's not.
**[05:36] Commentator**
*And now, let's continue the match!*
**[05:38] Carrol**
Nyah!
**[05:39] Twain**
* So they're going to target*
* me right as I'm serving.*
**[05:42] Commentator**
*Look at Twain's bizarre footwork and serve!*
**[05:48] Sniper**
Damn it... I missed.
**[05:48] Commentator**
*Is he starting to feel drunk yet again?!*
**[05:50] Sniper**
Court engineering squad, we need
to work together and distract them.
***SIGN*** Floor Dent Team
***SIGN*** Net Raising/Lowering Team
***SIGN*** Wind-Blowing Team
***SIGN*** Sniper Team
**[05:53] Sniper**
We must make sure the young master
and lady win at any cost!
**[05:56] Minions**
Roger!
**[06:00] Commentator**
* Looks like Nafalia is feeling*
* a little drunk herself.*
**[06:00] Sniper**
Why can't I hit them?
**[06:03] Commentator**
* Was the couple drinking*
* together into the night?*
**[06:05] Twain**
* Their overconfidence is making*
* them very easy to read.*
**[06:08] Sniper**
Team BB! We need you now!
**[06:11] Sniper**
* Just don't let the crowd*
* or the umpires catch on.*
**[06:13] No.1**
Number 1 here. Roger.
**[06:15] No.2**
Number 2, roger.
**[06:16] Twain**
Here they come, Nightfall.
**[06:17] Nafalia**
Yes, Twilight.
**[06:19] Twain**
*Really? Even the ball boy?*
**[06:22] Commentator**
*Twain just whiffed the ball!*
**[06:24] No.1**
He parried?
**[06:25] No.2**
*He did that to mine, too.*
**[06:26] Nafalia**
Looks like two more are getting in our way.
**[06:28] Twain**
Yes. But unlike the sniper we can't see,
**[06:33] Twain**
we can see their gazes and the
movement of their fingers.
**[06:35] Twain**
They're no match for us.
**[06:36] Twain**
Let's go ahead and finish this!
**[06:39] Commentator**
* The Phony pair is making absolutely*
* incomprehensible movements!*
**[06:43] Commentator**
* Is this what they call the*
* drunken fist in the far east?*
**[06:48] Cavi**
Stop them, Carrol and Kim!
You have to stop them!
**[06:58] Umpire**
Are you all right?
**[07:00] Carrol**
Y-Yes. Looks like the milk I drank
this morning had gone bad.
**[07:03] Commentator**
* Apparently, Carrol has been*
* playing through a stomachache!*
**[07:07] Commentator**
*This is a pure battle of wills! What passion!*
**[07:10] Carrol**
*I don't want to lose!*
**[07:12] Carrol**
*I don't want to lose...*
**[07:15] Carrol**
*But our opponents are just too good!*
**[07:21] Commentator**
*Game set! The winners are...*
**[07:25] Commentator**
*The Phony pair!*
**[07:25] Member C**
Yes!
**[07:29] Carrol**
You saw through all of our tricks, didn't you?
**[07:33] Carrol**
And despite all that, you still defeated us.
**[07:36] Carrol**
You crushed us.
**[07:38] Carrol**
I think this is the first time
I've been genuinely upset...
**[07:43] Twain**
You're still young,
and you're clearly talented.
**[07:46] Twain**
From now on, hone your craft properly.
**[07:48] Twain**
I'm sure you'll become an amazing player.
**[07:54] Carrol**
Twain! I'll really do my best from now on!
**[07:58] Twain**
I believe in you.
**[07:58] Nafalia**
* Not only did we successfully*
* complete our mission,*
**[08:00] Nafalia**
*but he managed to reform our opponent.*
**[08:03] Nafalia**
*Impressive as ever, Twilight. I love you.*
**[08:06] Kim**
How stupid.
**[08:08] Cavi**
We lost this match, but we
still gained something.
**[08:11] Cavi**
You've grown so much, my son.
**[08:14] Member A**
Has it sunk in just how
much you've lost yet?
**[08:18] Secretary 1**
Sir, you have a phone call.
**[08:20] Cavi**
Don't ruin this moment!
What's wrong with you?
**[08:22] Secretary 1**
Well...
**[08:23] Commentator**
*Our winners, the Phonys,*
**[08:25] Commentator**
* will be presented with a piece of their*
* choice from Mr. Campbell's collection.*
**[08:29] Commentator**
*Congratulations to them!*
**[08:35] Nafalia**
This one. We'd like *Lady in the Sun*.
**[08:38] Secretary 2**
Understood. I will go fetch
it from the gallery.
**[08:42] Cavi**
No, wait.
**[08:44] Cavi**
I'm terribly sorry, but that is the
one piece I cannot give you now.
**[08:50] Nafalia**
And why is that? It's clearly
listed in your catalog.
**[08:54] Cavi**
Something came up.
**[08:56] Cavi**
You can pick any other piece.
I'll even make up the difference.
**[09:01] Nafalia**
Twilight...
**[09:02] Twain**
I knew it. The State Security
Service just called him.
**[09:07] Twain**
They must've caught wind of the code.
**[09:10] Twain**
They'll be here any moment to retrieve it.
**[09:12] Cavi**
Well? You don't have to decide
right at this moment, but...
**[09:17] Nafalia**
Would it be all right if we make our
choice after seeing the actual pieces?
**[09:21] Cavi**
Sure, that's fine.
**[09:26] Nafalia**
My, how lovely.
**[09:28] Cavi**
Only a select few are allowed
in here. You're truly lucky.
**[09:32] Cavi**
Oh? Where is your husband?
**[09:34] Nafalia**
His hangover was getting worse,
so he went to lie down.
**[09:39] Nafalia**
*The painting is still here.*
**[09:41] Nafalia**
Do you have any recommendations?
**[09:43] Nafalia**
If *Lady in the Sun* is out of the question,
**[09:44] Nafalia**
I was considering getting
something that isn't a painting.
**[09:46] Cavi**
Right this way.
**[09:49] Nafalia**
Do you mind if I put my things down here?
**[09:50] Cavi**
Of course not.
**[09:52] Secretary 2**
Sir, what about *Lady in the Sun*?
**[09:55] Cavi**
They'll be here in ten minutes.
**[09:57] Cavi**
I told them to wait in the lobby,
so take it out to them right away.
**[10:01] Secretary 2**
Yes, sir.
**[10:14] Security**
Hey, what are you doing? Hurry up.
**[10:16] Secretary 2**
It's better to make sure the piece
is in good condition, is it not?
**[10:20] Security**
Leave it. They didn't seem like they're
heading here just to retrieve an art piece.
**[10:26] State Security Service Officer**
Yes, this is definitely *Lady in the Sun*.
**[10:30] State Security Service Officer**
Thank you for your cooperation.
**[10:32] Cavi**
Oh, of course! I look forward
to seeing you again.
**[10:39] Secretary 2**
I will go see the Phonys to the entrance.
**[10:44] Cavi**
Yes, I'm counting on you.
**[10:45] Cavi**
Try seeing if they'll come play
for us while you're at it.
**[11:02] Nafalia**
Should we take them up on their offer
and continue working for WISE?
**[11:07] Twain**
I think I've had my fill of tennis for awhile.
**[11:10] Twain**
What did you pick from his collection?
**[11:13] Nafalia**
A strange pot and some rings
that are in awful taste.
**[11:16] Nafalia**
I have no interest in either.
**[11:18] Twain**
I suppose we could give them
to the Handler as a gift.
**[11:21] Nafalia**
Indeed.
**[11:27] Twain**
The exhaustion hit me all at once.
**[11:29] Nafalia**
But everything went well.
**[11:30] Twain**
I did panic a bit when he said
he couldn't hand it over...
**[11:38] Twain**
But things worked out in the end.
**[11:40] Twain**
All because you used your
racket bag to sneak in a fake.
**[11:44] Nafalia**
This was only possible due to your
technique in swapping them out.
**[11:48] Nafalia**
It also helped that the
code wasn't in the frame.
**[11:51] Twain**
Yes. The traces of special ink
on the back here must be it.
**[11:57] Twain**
Let's get this to the analyst
team back at HQ immediately.
**[11:59] Nafalia**
The State Security Service will probably
continue searching for a code that doesn't exist.
**[12:06] Twain**
Yes.
**[12:08] Twain**
Well, anyway...
**[12:11] Twain**
Mission complete.
**[12:17] Loid**
You can let me out over there, Nightfall.
**[12:20] Fiona**
I'll drop you off at your house.
**[12:21] Fiona**
* So I can stay with you for*
* even a second longer.*
**[12:23] Loid**
I'm Loid Forger, a husband and father.
**[12:26] Loid**
I can't have our neighbors getting the
wrong idea about our relationship.
**[12:30] Loid**
Plenty of people get reported to
the Secret Police over adultery.
**[12:35] Fiona**
* Twilight... I was useful*
* on our mission, wasn't I?*
**[12:39] Fiona**
*I did my best for you.*
**[12:42] Fiona**
*I should be your rightful partner.*
**[12:45] Fiona**
*It should be me...*
**[12:47] Fiona**
Very well.
**[12:54] Loid**
Well, see you at the hospital.
**[12:55] Yor**
Miss Anya! Bond! We should
start heading home.
**[12:59] Anya**
Okie.
**[13:02] Loid**
I guess they were playing tennis again today.
**[13:13] Loid**
Nightfall?!
**[13:15] Fiona**
Good evening, Mrs. Forger.
**[13:17] Yor**
Huh?!
**[13:18] Yor**
Oh, um... Fiona? Good evening.
**[13:21] Anya**
It's that one lady.
**[13:22] Loid**
I'm back, Yor.
**[13:23] Yor**
Oh, Loid.
**[13:25] Loid**
She gave me a ride since
we were going the same way.
**[13:28] Fiona**
I figured I should say hello.
**[13:30] Yor**
I-I see...
**[13:34] Fiona**
Do you play tennis, too?
**[13:36] Yor**
Huh? Oh...
**[13:38] Yor**
Miss Anya became obsessed with it after
we practiced with Loid the other day.
**[13:42] Anya**
Anya is an expert at home runs.
**[13:44] Loid**
We got really far in today's
competition thanks to you two.
**[13:48] Yor**
That's wonderful!
**[13:49] Fiona**
* Hmph. You really think you helped*
* Twilight raise his level?*
**[13:53] Anya**
Where are the fabulous prizes?
**[13:55] Fiona**
*You arrogant woman. Even I could... no.*
**[13:59] Fiona**
* I would've helped Twilight become*
* more powerful far more efficiently.*
**[14:03] Fiona**
Oh, then you must be quite
the tennis player yourself.
**[14:06] Fiona**
May I request a match with you, then?
**[14:11] Loid**
Er, Fiona, what are you doing?
***SIGN*** I would like to find out if
**[14:13] Fiona**
I haven't gotten quite enough
exercise just yet.
***SIGN*** this woman is athletic enough
***SIGN*** to carry out Operation Strix.
**[14:19] Fiona**
If you wouldn't mind...
**[14:21] Fiona**
*I'll crush you.*
**[14:23] Fiona**
* I will crush your heart to the last and make*
* you lose your place at the Forger household!*
**[14:29] Yor**
I didn't know my place.
**[14:31] Yor**
I will let Fiona take my place as your wife.
**[14:33] Loid**
Okay!
**[14:34] Anya**
Huh?!
**[14:35] Yor**
Um, um...
**[14:37] Yor**
*I have no idea what's going on.*
**[14:39] Loid**
Feel free to say no, Yor.
**[14:42] Yor**
I accept!
**[14:44] Yor**
* I have a feeling I cannot lose*
* or run away from this fight!*
**[14:48] Loid**
I've always wanted to marry someone
who's really good at tennis.
**[14:51] Fiona**
For real? I'm awesome at tennis.
**[14:53] Anya**
Huh?!
**[14:59] (Flashback) Becky**
Anya! Did you see this
week's *Berlint in Love*?
**[15:02] (Flashback) Becky**
You wouldn't believe what happened!
**[15:04] (Flashback) Becky**
The protag's fiancée and his childhood
friend happened to run into each other!
**[15:09] (Flashback) Becky**
Oh my gosh! Those girls were
about to have a total catfight!
**[15:12] (Flashback) Anya**
Anya prefers cartoons.
**[15:14] Anya**
*I finally understand how Becky felt!*
**[15:18] Anya**
Anya loves shows about fighting, too!
**[15:29] Anya**
Huff, huff!
**[15:38] Fiona**
Come at me with everything you've got.
**[15:41] Loid**
Uh, don't, Fiona.
**[15:42] Fiona**
Please stay out of this, Doctor.
**[15:45] Yor**
* She's right. It would be rude of me*
* to hold back against my opponent.*
**[15:49] Yor**
*I'll give it everything I've got!*
**[16:00] Yor**
Oh!
**[16:04] Fiona**
*You disappoint me, Yor Briar.*
**[16:06] Fiona**
*I knew it. You're...*
**[16:12] Yor**
*Oh, no! I've done it again!*
**[16:16] Yor**
*If I put too much strength into my swing,*
**[16:17] Yor**
* the racket strings just cut up the ball,*
* and it crumbles into pieces.*
**[16:21] Yor**
* I'm so sorry, Mr. Ball.*
* I'm just awful at tennis.*
**[16:26] Yor**
* I need to give it my all, but hold back*
* just enough that the ball actually flies.*
**[16:29] Yor**
Miss Anya, could you get me another ball?
**[16:32] Anya**
Go forth, Transport Officer Bond!
**[16:33] Bond**
Borf!
**[16:37] Yor**
My apologies! Let's try that again!
**[16:38] Fiona**
Uh... wait. What?
**[16:40] Fiona**
* What in the world did I just see?*
* The ball fell to pieces? Wha...*
**[16:44] Fiona**
*Huh?*
**[16:49] Fiona**
*Faster than the speed of sound?*
**[16:52] Fiona**
*Its path doesn't stray even a millimeter.*
**[16:55] Fiona**
* Oh, what a beautiful trajectory.*
* It's headed straight out of bounds.*
**[16:58] Fiona**
*That doesn't matter right now, Nightfall.*
**[17:00] Fiona**
*Put your racket in front of you. Or...*
**[17:02] Fiona**
*You'll die!*
**[17:07] Fiona**
*It's so heavy!*
**[17:09] Fiona**
*I can't push it back!*
**[17:11] Fiona**
*But...*
**[17:13] Fiona**
*But my love for Twilight is just as heavy!*
**[17:17] Fiona**
* This is nothing compared to all the*
* feelings for him I've built up over the years.*
**[17:21] Fiona**
*Forward! Bring the racket forward!*
**[17:23] Fiona**
* Shoot right through*
* Twilight's heart, Nightfall!*
**[17:26] Fiona**
*Don't let this woman steal him from you!*
**[17:28] Fiona**
* That's right. I'm the one standing next*
* to Twilight in the future he envisioned!*
**[17:32] Fiona**
* We'll reminisce about the hardships*
* we faced in the living room,*
**[17:35] Fiona**
* visit former battle sites together,*
* and retire in old age*
**[17:37] Fiona**
* to a neutral nation,*
* relaxing and gazing at the ocean.*
**[17:39] Fiona**
* Ah, just thinking about it*
* is getting me excited.*
**[17:41] Fiona**
*And that's why...*
**[17:42] Fiona**
*When it comes to being "Mrs. Forger"...*
**[17:45] Fiona**
*You need to switch with me!*
**[17:59] Fiona**
*I've lost... completely.*
**[18:02] Fiona**
*I stood no chance.*
**[18:04] Loid**
*That's why I said "don't."*
**[18:06] Yor**
Are you all right?! Are you hurt at all?!
**[18:09] Fiona**
I'll admit it. Right now,
you're better than me.
**[18:12] Yor**
I beg your pardon?
**[18:13] Fiona**
But...
**[18:14] Fiona**
Mrs. Forger... I request a
revenge match in the future.
**[18:25] Fiona**
* Just go ahead and enjoy*
* your life until then!*
**[18:29] Fiona**
*I will not give up!*
**[18:32] Yor**
D-Did I make her mad?
**[18:35] Anya**
That lady sure is energetic.
**[18:36] Loid**
I-I think she's just very
passionate about tennis.
**[18:39] Loid**
* I hope Yor doesn't get*
* too suspicious over this.*
**[18:42] Loid**
* Then again, this is just a marriage*
* of convenience, so it doesn't...*
**[18:46] Yor**
Loid...
**[18:48] Yor**
I won!
**[18:49] Loid**
Er, yes... Congratulations.
**[18:52] Yor**
I won!
**[18:54] Loid**
Yes, you sure did!
**[19:02] Loid**
*I'm really... really tired.*
**[19:05] Anya**
Papa, I'm hungry.
**[19:07] Bond**
Borf...
**[19:08] Loid**
Sorry... Do you mind if we get takeout today?
**[19:18] Sylvia**
Excellent work retrieving
that painting last week.
**[19:21] Sylvia**
I have the results of the analysis today.
**[19:24] Loid**
Hm? Where's Nightfall?
**[19:25] Sylvia**
She said she's holing up in the mountains
to work on her swing speed today.
**[19:29] Loid**
I see.
**[19:31] Sylvia**
The code itself was extremely simple to crack.
**[19:34] Sylvia**
We've identified the top-secret depository,
**[19:37] Sylvia**
and sent our agents there
to retrieve the goods.
**[19:39] Loid**
Were you able to retrieve
the Zacharis Dossier?
**[19:45] Loid**
A journal?
**[19:48] Colonel Zacharis**
* August 21st. Today, I have sealed something*
* extremely dangerous within this depository.*
**[19:54] Colonel Zacharis**
*Photographs of young actresses.*
**[19:57] Loid**
Huh?
**[19:59] Colonel Zacharis**
*I love all forms of theater!*
**[20:01] Colonel Zacharis**
* Though I much prefer comedic*
* musicals to tragic operas.*
**[20:04] Colonel Zacharis**
* Any production featuring young*
* ladies is truly exceptional.*
**[20:07] Colonel Zacharis**
*I just feel so compelled... to support them.*
**[20:10] (Flashback) Loid**
I, uh... Uh-huh...
**[20:12] Colonel Zacharis**
* I became so obsessed that my*
* wife beat me to a pulp once.*
**[20:15] (Flashback) Wife**
How much money have you spent on this?!
**[20:17] (Flashback) Colonel Zacharis**
Er, I'm just being charitable...
**[20:20] Colonel Zacharis**
* I even invited my wife to attend a show*
* with me, but she just didn't understand.*
**[20:24] (Flashback) Wife**
I don't understand why they
just suddenly burst into song.
**[20:27] Colonel Zacharis**
* She told me to throw all the photos away,*
* but I just couldn't let go of the rare ones.*
**[20:32] Colonel Zacharis**
* Ever since then, I've kept my*
* visits to the theater a secret.*
**[20:36] Colonel Zacharis**
*I've buried everything,*
**[20:38] Colonel Zacharis**
* including the photos that could reignite*
* conflict, in this basement depository.*
**[20:44] Loid**
So "reignite the flames of war"... didn't mean
the war between the East and West.
**[20:48] Sylvia**
Rather, between husband and wife.
**[20:49] Loid**
How in the world would one
consider this a top-secret file?
**[20:52] Loid**
What was all of my hard work for?
**[20:54] Senior Agent**
Right before the war ended
**[20:56] Senior Agent**
and the diplomatic corps
from the West arrived,
**[20:58] Senior Agent**
Colonel Zacharis invited
them out to the theater.
**[21:01] Senior Agent**
But the fact that he asked them to keep
that outing a secret from his wife
**[21:05] Senior Agent**
is probably where this all originated from.
**[21:08] Loid**
No... There must be another code somewhere
between this journal and these photos!
**[21:12] Sylvia**
There is not. The analyst thoroughly
checked every last inch of it.
**[21:18] Sylvia**
There was nothing that could reignite the war,
and that's more than enough this time.
**[21:26] Loid**
You're right.
**[21:32] Loid**
A picture of the colonel?
**[21:35] Loid**
"My beloved wife and daughter."
**[21:37] Senior Agent**
After all was said and done,
the colonel remained a devoted family man.
**[21:40] Senior Agent**
He took his secret to the grave
to protect his happy family.
**[21:43] Sylvia**
If he truly loved his wife and daughter,
he would've tossed the photos. They're creepy.
**[21:47] Senior Agent**
Jeez, you just don't get it!
**[21:49] Senior Agent**
This is this, and that's that.
Rare items are still rare.
**[21:53] Loid**
It must be difficult to
maintain a happy family.
**[22:00] Loid**
Let's see... Can I get two each of these
apple tarts and caramel nut cakes?
***SIGN*** THE ROLE OF A MOTHER AND WIFE
SHOPPING WITH FRIENDS
# E24 - The Role of a Mother and Wife - Shopping with Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ922P/the-role-of-a-mother-and-wife--shopping-with-friends)
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**[01:37] Wife A**
Oh, you don't say! Really?
**[01:41] Wife B**
Yes, really! That's why I've been saying...
**[01:44] Wife B**
Oh? Good morning, Mrs. Forger.
**[01:46] Wife B**
What's the matter? You look so blue.
**[01:48] Yor**
Am I going to be tossed aside?
**[01:51] Wife A**
Huh?
**[01:52] Yor**
When I really think about it, it never
mattered if I won that tennis match.
**[01:58] Wife A**
What in the world?
**[01:59] Wife B**
Her husband cheated on her. I just know it.
**[02:03] Wife A**
Oh, heavens! What an awful man!
**[02:07] Wife A**
Well, look at how handsome he is!
I guess it's to be expected.
**[02:09] Wife A**
Women just flock to him
like fruit flies on fruit.
**[02:12] Wife B**
I hope the missus doesn't sell
him off to the Secret Police
**[02:14] Wife B**
like the woman in apartment 15
did with her husband.
**[02:18] Loid**
*Is Yor concerned about Nightfall?*
**[02:21] Loid**
*Not good.*
**[02:22] Loid**
*This would be bad for my cover,*
**[02:25] Loid**
* and if she just happened to*
* mention it to her brother...*
**[02:27] Yor**
So that's what happened.
**[02:29] Yuri**
That utter bastard!
I'll execute him immediately!
**[02:32] Yuri**
I'll get the entire
State Security Service on it!
**[02:34] Loid**
*I can definitely see that happening.*
***SIGN*** THE ROLE OF A MOTHER AND WIFE
**[02:36] Anya**
Wah!
**[02:38] Bond**
Borf...
**[02:39] Franky**
Scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
**[02:40] Franky**
I've got you cornered now, Bondman!
**[02:41] Anya**
Curse you, King Scruff!
**[02:43] Franky**
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
**[02:47] Anya**
Anya's gonna draw now.
**[02:49] Franky**
Heh. I'll allow you to use the magical
color-changing pen that I invented.
**[02:54] Franky**
Oh, yeah! I even brought a
Frisbee for the goodest boy!
**[02:57] Bond**
Borf!
**[02:57] Anya**
Hooray!
**[02:59] Loid**
So, yeah. Thanks for looking after the pla—
**[03:02] Loid**
Urk!
**[03:04] Franky**
No, seriously! How many times do I have
to tell you I ain't no babysitter?!
**[03:08] Loid**
I already explained this to you.
**[03:10] Loid**
If I don't clear up Yor's misunderstanding
involving my coworker,
**[03:12] Loid**
it'll affect the mission.
**[03:13] Franky**
Well, have your damn family meeting at home!
**[03:15] Loid**
It'd be hard to talk to her about
these things in front of the child.
**[03:19] Loid**
Anyway, here.
**[03:21] Franky**
Don't try to solve everything
with money, you damn villain!
**[03:25] Franky**
Anyway, time to go to
the park, kids! Let's enjoy!
**[03:29] Anya**
Yay!
**[03:31] Bond**
Borf.
**[03:36] Loid**
Yor.
**[03:38] Yor**
I'm sorry. I'm late because
I had to work overtime.
**[03:42] Loid**
Well, you can relax now.
**[03:44] Yor**
So what are we...
**[03:47] Loid**
I thought we could go out
and enjoy some drinks.
**[03:49] Loid**
I know a great place.
**[03:58] Barkeep**
Here's your Red Queen.
**[04:00] Yor**
Thank you.
**[04:02] Loid**
I'll have my usual scotch.
**[04:07] Loid**
Thank you for always doing the
chores and taking care of Anya.
**[04:10] Loid**
Cheers.
**[04:12] Yor**
Oh, ch-ch-cheers...
**[04:15] Yor**
*I-I wonder what's going on.*
**[04:18] Yor**
* He seems like he wants*
* to talk about something.*
**[04:21] Loid**
Thanks for everything you've done.
**[04:23] Loid**
I'll enjoy life with my new wife now.
**[04:25] Nightfall**
Good evening.
**[04:27] Loid**
Tee-hee.
**[04:28] Yor**
*Oh, I knew it!*
**[04:31] Loid**
By the way, Yor...
**[04:32] Loid**
About Fiona the other day—
**[04:34] Yor**
Wai—whoa!
**[04:36] Loid**
Yor?
**[04:37] Yor**
S-Sorry about that...
**[04:39] Yor**
*What should I do? This is a problem.*
**[04:42] Yor**
*If he ends this relationship...*
**[04:46] Yor**
* Well... This was always a*
* marriage of convenience.*
**[04:51] Yor**
* I have no right to say anything*
* about Loid's personal life.*
**[04:55] Loid**
Um...
**[04:57] Yor**
* If Loid has romantic feelings for her,*
* that means I'm no longer of use,*
**[05:02] Yor**
*and I should just leave.*
**[05:05] Yor**
Um, Loid...
**[05:07] Yor**
If this is what you want,
I'd be happy to, um...
**[05:13] Yor**
Uh...
**[05:15] Yor**
*Huh? But why?*
**[05:18] Yor**
Um...
**[05:21] Yor**
* My throat keeps closing up,*
* and the words won't come out.*
**[05:24] Yor**
*Is it because I want this life to continue?*
**[05:28] Yor**
*But you mustn't, Yor!*
**[05:29] Yor**
* Loid's happiness is more important*
* than protecting yourself.*
**[05:31] Yor**
*You need to tell him that!*
**[05:34] Yor**
*Oh, alcohol!*
**[05:35] Yor**
*Give me strength! Open, throat!*
**[05:39] Yor**
That's not enough! Let me have yours, Loid!
**[05:42] Loid**
Yor! You're going to die
if you drink like that!
**[05:46] Yor**
Woid...
**[05:48] Loid**
Huh?
**[05:49] Yor**
Jush who ish dat woman?!
**[05:52] Yor**
Are you in wuv wif her, Woid?!
**[05:56] Loid**
I was just about to explain all that...
**[05:59] Yor**
Oh, I shee! Sho you were
in a werationship! God damn!
**[06:04] Yor**
I jush wanted to giff you my bwessings!
What am I even shaying?!
**[06:05] Loid**
Please calm down, Yor...
**[06:10] Loid**
She's just a colleague of mine.
**[06:12] Loid**
I promise you, our relationship
is nothing more than that.
**[06:14] Barkeep**
*Being such a hot guy must be rough.*
**[06:18] Yor**
Ish fine. I know I'm a fwailure.
**[06:21] Yor**
I'm nowhere near ash pwetty ash Hiona.
**[06:24] Loid**
Have you... heard a word I've said?
**[06:26] Loid**
*Hm? Wait...*
**[06:27] Yor**
But you shaid before dat
I wash pwetty, too.
**[06:30] Yor**
Wash dat jush a wie?!
**[06:33] Loid**
* I thought she was fearing the end of our*
* contract because she lost faith in her abilities.*
**[06:39] Loid**
*Is this actually jealousy?*
**[06:41] Yor**
Are you awready shick of me?
**[06:44] Loid**
*Wait, does Yor have romantic feelings for me?!*
**[06:49] Loid**
*I am Twilight.*
**[06:50] Loid**
* I have had relationships with countless*
* women for the sake of my missions.*
**[06:55] Loid**
I'm sorry I've made you worry, Yor.
**[06:58] Loid**
* If Yor truly feels this way about me,*
* I simply must take advantage of this.*
**[07:01] Loid**
* Which means... time for*
* Operation Honey Trap.*
**[07:03] Loid**
But I want you to have faith in me.
**[07:05] Yor**
Huh?!
**[07:07] Loid**
Do you hate me now?
**[07:09] Yor**
Huh? U-Um, no... I wouldn't shay that...
**[07:10] **
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**[07:13] Loid**
Yor, after spending so much time by your side,
I've finally realized my true feelings.
**[07:16] **
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**[07:19] Yor**
Um... W-W-W-Woi...
**[07:21] Yor**
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**[07:22] **
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**[07:23] Yor**
Woi?!
**[07:24] Loid**
Yor, let's get married for rea—
**[07:35] Yor**
Huh? Wha' did I jush do?!
**[07:41] Patrons**
Oooh...
**[07:42] Loid**
*I was* so *wrong!*
**[07:43] Loid**
*The force behind that kick...*
**[07:45] Loid**
* That wasn't from embarrassment.*
* That was true rejection!*
**[07:48] Loid**
* There weren't even a hint of*
* romantic feelings there!*
**[07:50] Loid**
*I got cocky! I'm so sorry!*
**[07:53] Yor**
Are you awwight, Woid?!
**[07:56] Loid**
* I don't understand! What was*
* that mood of hers just now?!*
**[07:59] Loid**
* Did she initiate some high-level reverse*
* trap to get me to initiate my honey trap?*
**[08:02] Loid**
* Is Yor a spy? No, calm down,*
* Twilight. That can't be it.*
**[08:07] Yor**
I'm sho sowwy! I'm sho sowwy! Woid! Woi...
**[08:07] Loid**
* I can't let my guard down like that.*
* Somehow, being with Yor throws me off...*
**[08:12] Yor**
Beneath their silver shine, drift to sleep...
**[08:18] Loid**
*A song?*
**[08:21] Loid**
* How nostalgic. That's a lullaby*
* I used to hear all the time.*
**[08:24] Yor**
O sweet prince of mine...
**[08:30] Yor**
Drift to sleep...
**[08:32] Loid**
*Mother?*
**[08:36] Yor**
I don't know the rest of the words...
**[08:45] Yor**
Good mworning, Woid...
**[08:47] Loid**
Wh-Where am I?!
**[08:50] Loid**
How long was I out?!
**[08:52] Yor**
We're at a nearby park.
**[08:54] Yor**
The barthender shaid we were
being too woud and kicked ush out.
**[08:58] Yor**
You were only asweep for about five minutes.
**[09:00] Loid**
* I haven't been knocked out like that*
* since my instructor got rough with me!*
**[09:04] Loid**
* You've let your guard*
* down way too much, Loid!*
**[09:06] Loid**
* Also, why I was I using*
* her lap as a pillow?!*
**[09:08] Yor**
I'm very sowwy, Woid.
**[09:12] Yor**
Of course you'd get shick of
a musclehead woman wike me...
**[09:32] Loid**
When I was little...
**[09:36] Loid**
Though I can't remember her face anymore,
**[09:38] Loid**
I loved being in my mother's arms.
**[09:41] Loid**
Even on nights when we could've
been bombed at any moment,
**[09:44] Loid**
just having my mother by my side
allowed me to sleep soundly.
**[09:48] Loid**
My mother was strong.
**[09:51] Loid**
Anya tells me all the time that
**[09:55] Loid**
even if she's in danger, her Mama
will come save her, so she'll be okay.
**[10:00] Loid**
The reason she's able to
smile and have fun like that
**[10:03] Loid**
is because you're a safe place for her, Yor.
**[10:07] Loid**
* We agents of the state have been*
* trying to rebuild this world*
**[10:10] Loid**
*through our blood, sweat, and tears.*
**[10:12] Loid**
* Yet she managed to accomplish*
* that all on her own.*
**[10:15] Loid**
You're very strong, Yor.
**[10:18] Loid**
This may be rude to say
to an unmarried woman,
**[10:21] Loid**
but you're already a wonderful mother.
**[10:24] Yor**
* I don't think mine is the kind of*
* strength you're talking about...*
**[10:28] Loid**
I have absolutely no intention of replacing
you in the role of her mother.
**[10:32] Yor**
B-But Hiona...
**[10:35] Loid**
Even if I had ever asked her to
take on the role of Anya's mother,
**[10:38] Loid**
she has absolutely no parenting skills.
**[10:41] Yor**
But in my cashe... I'd jush been
taking care of Yuri for sho long...
**[10:46] Yor**
that I jusht twied to do
shomething similar.
**[10:48] Loid**
But that's just it, though.
**[10:51] Loid**
This is a skill you've been building
up ever since you were little,
**[10:54] Loid**
which makes you unparalleled.
**[10:56] Loid**
Have more confidence in yourself.
**[10:58] Loid**
I would love for you to
continue being Anya's mother.
**[11:07] Loid**
And to continue in the role of my wife.
**[11:12] Yor**
I humbwy accept...
If you'll continue to have me.
**[11:18] Loid**
Yor, your nose is running.
**[11:21] Yor**
Pwease excuse me...
**[11:24] Loid**
Should we head home?
**[11:25] Yor**
Yesh, we should.
**[11:27] Yor**
I'll make you shome hot
tea once we get home.
**[11:31] Anya**
Mama and Papa are late.
They must be shacking up somewhere.
**[11:34] Franky**
Where exactly do you learn to talk like that?
**[11:37] Anya**
Mostly from Becky.
**[11:39] Anya**
I hope they'll be home soon.
**[11:41] Franky**
Hey, do you like your mom and dad?
**[11:46] Anya**
I love them!
**[11:47] Franky**
I see.
**[11:53] Loid**
We're home.
**[11:54] Bond**
Borf!
**[11:55] Anya**
Mama and Papa are flirt...
**[11:58] Anya**
...ing.
**[12:01] Franky**
The hell, man?!
**[12:02] Franky**
Did you try to put some moves
on her and get punched?!
**[12:04] Yor**
No, no! Ish all my fault!
**[12:06] Anya**
He's a chin monster.
**[12:07] Franky**
Here, have a closer look!
**[12:09] Loid**
Wait! Don't touch it!
**[12:11] Loid**
Don't touch!
**[12:12] Yor**
*I'm actually surprised myself.*
**[12:15] Yor**
* Back then, I never became attached to*
* anyone or anything other than my brother.*
**[12:21] Yor**
*And yet...*
**[12:22] Yor**
*I really can't let this place go.*
**[12:29] Narrator**
*The next day...*
**[12:31] Yor**
Loid! What in the world
happened to your chin?!
**[12:34] Loid**
Wait, what?! You forgot everything
that happened yesterday?!
**[12:38] Narrator**
* They had the same conversation*
* all over again.*
**[12:44] Damian**
So the social gathering is
finally happening next week.
**[12:47] Emile**
Well...
**[12:48] Ewen**
They don't really apply to us just yet.
**[12:51] Damian**
I'm gonna get eight Stella in no time.
**[12:54] Ewen**
Of course!
**[12:55] Anya**
* The mission so that Papa can be*
* friends with Second's Son's papa:*
**[12:59] Anya**
*Operation Skoricks.*
**[13:00] Anya**
* To make it a success, I must*
* become an Imperel Scooter*
**[13:03] Anya**
*and go to the social event.*
**[13:06] Anya**
*But...*
**[13:07] Anya**
* Anya has sort of given up*
* on getting eight stars.*
**[13:11] Anya**
*Whether it's studying...*
**[13:14] Anya**
* or sports, I'm not getting better at all,*
* and my heart can't take more disappointment.*
**[13:20] Anya**
* And that's why Anya is*
* giving her all to Plan B,*
**[13:22] Anya**
* the Friendship Scheme,*
* to get closer to Second Son,*
**[13:25] Anya**
*but that's not going well, either.*
**[13:28] Damian**
The heck are you looking at, huh?
**[13:29] Emile**
Stupid daughter of that
violent, bribing doctor!
**[13:32] Anya**
Anya is losing patience.
**[13:33] Becky**
Oh, my heart is getting impatient
watching you like this, Anya!
**[13:37] Becky**
I totally get it, Anya! It's so hard
to tell someone you love them!
**[13:43] Anya**
Love?
**[13:44] Anya**
*I love Papa.*
**[13:46] Anya**
*I love Mama.*
**[13:48] Anya**
*I love peanuts.*
**[13:50] Anya**
*I love cartoons.*
**[13:51] Anya**
*Second Son...*
**[13:53] Anya**
Nope, nuh-uh.
**[13:55] Becky**
Oh, look at you being all shy!
Be true to your heart!
**[13:58] Becky**
Okay, I know! I'll help you
so he ends up liking you.
**[14:04] Becky**
Boys always fall for how a girl looks.
**[14:08] Becky**
If you get dressed up all cute and fancy,
he'll be head over heels for you in no time!
**[14:12] Anya**
Oho.
**[14:13] Becky**
Which means, next weekend...
**[14:16] Becky**
We're going shopping together!
***SIGN*** SHOPPING WITH FRIENDS
**[14:18] Anya**
Anya's never been in a fancy car!
**[14:20] Anya**
So exciting!
**[14:22] Becky**
It's not bad, right?
**[14:24] Becky**
And hey! I went all the way to your house,
and my precious Loid wasn't there! Why?!
**[14:30] (Flashback) Becky**
Loid, oh Loid! Wherefore art thou, Loid?
**[14:33] (Flashback) Yor**
Thank you for looking
after our daughter today.
**[14:36] Anya**
Papa had an emergency at work.
**[14:38] Becky**
Also, my precious Loid's
wife is way prettier in person.
**[14:41] Becky**
She's definitely a worthy rival.
**[14:43] Martha**
*You mustn't commit adultery, my lady.*
**[14:46] Becky**
By the way, that pochette is
really cute. What's in it?
**[14:49] Anya**
Um...
**[14:51] Anya**
Lots of cold, hard cash.
**[14:53] Loid**
* Being on good terms with the Blackbells*
* will be extremely advantageous.*
**[14:57] Loid**
* I'm sure intel will be willing*
* to splurge on the budget.*
**[14:59] (Flashback) Loid**
Take this.
**[15:00] (Flashback) Yor**
That much?!
**[15:02] Anya**
My allowance.
**[15:03] Becky**
Oh, my precious Loid is so kind!
**[15:06] Becky**
It's not that much, though.
**[15:07] Martha**
*Kids these days...*
**[15:09] Anya**
How many peanuts can I buy with this?
**[15:12] Becky**
We're not buying peanuts.
**[15:15] Becky**
We're buying clothes, my dear. Clothes.
**[15:29] Employees**
Welcome, Miss Becky.
**[15:32] Employee A**
We've prepared quite a few pieces
from the Berlint Collection.
**[15:36] Becky**
Thank you!
**[15:38] Anya**
Are your family evil masterminds after all?
**[15:41] Anya**
How much cold, hard cash do you have?
**[15:43] Becky**
I've never even walked
around with cash before.
**[15:47] Becky**
Usually, the shops come to me, but today,
**[15:50] Becky**
I wanted to enjoy shopping with you,
so I rented out this whole department store.
**[15:55] Becky**
Let's have you try on all kinds of outfits
**[15:57] Becky**
and find the one that'll make him fall for you.
***SIGN*** Lip-Reading Techniques
to Let You Truly Be Yourself
Read Minds and Become
More Beautiful.
***SIGN*** Anya's Fall Collection
***SIGN*** Clothes That'll Get Your Classmates to Love You
***SIGN*** A Special Feature on Westalis Import Brands
***SIGN*** A Telepath Girl's Styling Tutorial
Styling Tutorial
***SIGN*** Forget All About Your School Uniform
**[16:09] Becky**
Yes! Perfect, Anya!
**[16:12] Becky**
You look adorable! But I'm still cuter.
**[16:15] Becky**
That's right, Anya. Break free from
your shell and become a new you.
**[16:20] Becky**
Hmm... Maybe we broke the shell a bit too much.
**[16:23] Becky**
But you need to be aggressive
when it comes to fashion!
**[16:27] Becky**
Perfect, Anya! I don't even get
it anymore, but it's perfect!
**[16:30] Becky**
Reach out your hand and
go beyond fashion itself!
**[16:36] Anya**
Fashion is hard...
**[16:37] Becky**
Yeah... We don't know what he's into,
so it's hard to narrow down the choices.
**[16:43] Anya**
But I wear the same clothes
every day at school.
**[16:46] Anya**
I don't have a chance to
show off another outfit.
**[16:48] Becky**
Of course our uniforms
are the same every day.
**[16:52] Becky**
But if our instructor allows it,
**[16:54] Becky**
we can wear our own clothes at the
dorm party at the end of the term.
**[16:57] Becky**
That'll be your opportunity!
**[16:59] Becky**
* Oh, wait! If parents and guardians*
* are going to attend this party...*
**[17:04] Loid**
My, what a beautiful young lady.
**[17:06] Loid**
I'm Anya's father, Loid.
**[17:08] Becky**
Oh, no! I shouldn't have wasted so
much time finding clothes for Anya!
**[17:13] Anya**
Shock!
**[17:14] Becky**
Hey, what kind of clothes
does my precious Loid like?
**[17:22] Employees**
So cute!
**[17:23] Becky**
Maybe I'll go for an orthodox cute look.
**[17:27] Employee A**
Miss Becky!
**[17:32] Employees**
How lovely!
**[17:34] Becky**
Or perhaps something a bit more stylish?
**[17:37] Employee B**
You look amazing!
**[17:39] Becky**
How about this?
**[17:42] Becky**
Maybe I'll just go for a
more sophisticated look.
**[17:46] Employee C**
So mature!
**[17:47] Becky**
Maybe I'll try out his wife's look.
**[17:50] Employee A**
It's perfect!
**[17:51] Employees B & C**
So cute!
**[17:53] Becky**
Hmm... I don't know what to do anymore, either.
**[17:57] Employee A**
You looked lovely in all of them.
**[18:00] Becky**
Anyway, I'll go ahead and buy all of them.
**[18:02] Employee A**
Thank you very much.
**[18:04] Becky**
Which one do you want, Anya?
**[18:06] Anya**
Anya's tummy is already very
full from all the outfits.
**[18:09] Becky**
Really? Then do you want
to go look at some shoes?
**[18:32] Becky**
I guess I'm a little tired, too.
**[18:35] Anya**
I almost shopped myself to death...
**[18:38] Becky**
To death? Are you actually going to die?
**[18:41] Martha**
My lady, you have purchased too many things.
**[18:44] Becky**
Wait! Are you in there somewhere, Martha?!
**[18:48] Becky**
By the way, you haven't
bought anything yet, Anya.
**[18:51] Anya**
I dunno what I want.
**[18:53] Anya**
Fashion is hard.
**[18:56] Becky**
Did you... not enjoy shopping with me?
**[19:02] Anya**
I had fun!
**[19:04] Anya**
This is Anya's first time shopping
with a friend! So exciting!
**[19:09] Becky**
Friend?
**[19:11] Becky**
I-In that case, let's get right back into it!
**[19:14] Becky**
Let's look for something you want, Anya!
**[19:16] Anya**
Cartoon merch is what calls my name.
**[19:19] Becky**
They don't have anything
like that at this shop.
**[19:24] Becky**
I think there's a plushie shop over there.
**[19:27] Anya**
Who is Mister Sheep here?
**[19:29] Becky**
Huh?
**[19:30] Becky**
Oh, it's this department store's mascot.
**[19:34] Becky**
Look over there.
**[19:35] Becky**
Apparently, it's because they
started off selling wool.
**[19:39] Anya**
So cute... I want this!
**[19:41] Becky**
What? A key chain?
**[19:43] Becky**
You're such a child, Anya.
**[19:46] Anya**
It's to remember going shopping with you.
**[19:49] Becky**
Huh?
**[19:50] Anya**
To celebrate that we both overcame death.
**[19:52] Becky**
Th-Then I'll also—
**[19:55] (Flashback) Becky's Father**
Listen well, Becky.
**[19:56] (Flashback) Becky's Father**
As the daughter of a top conglomerate,
you must only wear the finest things.
**[20:05] Anya**
Here! I bought one for you, too.
**[20:08] Becky**
Huh? When did you...
**[20:10] Anya**
Anya is very good at doing big sister things.
**[20:12] Becky**
But...
**[20:14] Martha**
If you were to ignore
your friend's generosity,
**[20:17] Martha**
you would be tarnishing the Blackbell name.
**[20:19] Martha**
I'm sure that's exactly
what your father would say.
**[20:22] Becky**
Th-Then I guess I don't have a choice.
**[20:25] Becky**
It's a bit embarrassing,
but I guess I'll take it.
**[20:29] Becky**
Thank you.
**[20:30] Anya**
Becky should also be more honest.
**[20:32] Becky**
Wait, why did we go shopping today, anyway?
**[20:35] Anya**
I forget.
**[20:36] Becky**
Well, whatever. Let's go home.
**[20:53] (Flashback) Kid**
Becky's always so mean!
**[20:56] (Flashback) Kid**
She always says mean things and bullies us!
**[20:59] (Flashback) Becky**
What? What's wrong with calling you little
brats when that's exactly what you are?
**[21:03] (Flashback) Martha**
That's quite enough, young lady!
**[21:05] (Flashback) Becky**
Eden College? No!
Because I learned in nursery school
**[21:09] (Flashback) Becky**
that no good comes from associating
with commoners.
**[21:12] (Flashback) Becky**
This sucks.
**[21:14] (Flashback) Becky**
Whatever. I guess smiling and going along with
those around you is the adult strategy here.
**[21:19] (Flashback) Martha**
My lady, you mustn't think you know all
there is to know about everything and everyone.
**[21:24] (Flashback) Martha**
Once you can stop doing that, you'll be
on your way to becoming a proper adult.
**[21:32] (Flashback) Becky**
Listen to this, Martha!
**[21:34] (Flashback) Becky**
There's this really interesting
girl in my class!
**[21:36] (Flashback) Becky**
Maybe school's not so bad after all!
**[21:41] Becky**
I'll get you something later...
**[21:47] Martha**
I'm very happy for you, my lady.
**[21:52] Loid**
Just this was 300 dalc?!
***SIGN*** ° Roughly 100,000 yen
**[21:54] Anya**
It's the treasure Becky and me share.
**[21:56] Bond**
Jealou...
**[21:58] Becky**
Good morning!
**[22:00] Becky**
Anya!
**[22:02] Anya**
Morning, pwease.
**[22:07] Anya**
We match!
**[22:08] Becky**
We do!
**[22:10] Becky**
I hope the teachers don't yell at us.
**[22:12] Anya**
It's no problem!
**[22:14] Becky**
You're right.
**[22:22] Ewen**
What's the matter, Lord Damian?
**[22:25] Damian**
Nothing! Jeez!
***SIGN*** FIRST CONTACT
# E25 - First Contact
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**[01:38] State security service officer**
Pardon me. May we see
your ID and invitation?
***SIGN*** You are now entering the Eden College social gathering venue
This area is highly secured
**[01:41] State security service officer**
Ah, Mr. Hamilton.
**[01:43] State security service officer**
Please drive through.
**[01:52] Narrator**
*The social gathering at Eden College.*
**[01:53] Narrator**
* A traditional event held every half-term*
* for Imperial Scholars and their parents,*
**[01:59] Narrator**
*as well as a handful of the alumni,*
**[02:02] Narrator**
* including prominent figures*
* in politics and business,*
**[02:04] Narrator**
*scholars, engineers, artists, and athletes.*
**[02:08] Narrator**
*The lineup was always impressive.*
**[02:12] Attendee A**
The security is rather
intense again this year.
**[02:15] Attendee B**
Well, the crowd is filled with VIPs.
**[02:18] Attendee B**
I can't help but be a bit nervous knowing
the State Security Service is here.
**[02:22] Loid**
* The level of security here is*
* the same as a summit meeting.*
**[02:25] Loid**
* I was prepared for that, but this*
* goes beyond even my expectations.*
**[02:28] Loid**
*Infiltrating it will prove to be difficult.*
**[02:30] Loid**
* The easiest thing would be if I could get*
* in without needing an Imperial Scholar...*
**[02:35] Loid**
*But of course, if things were that simple,*
**[02:37] Loid**
* we wouldn't have initiated*
* Operation Strix to begin with.*
**[02:41] Loid**
*In the past, intelligence from the West*
**[02:43] Loid**
* tried infiltrating the gathering*
* many times and ended in failure.*
**[02:46] Loid**
* We can't keep failing just so they*
* can keep strengthening their defenses.*
**[02:51] Loid**
* The venue for the event*
* is the Tower of Wisdom.*
**[02:53] Loid**
* Other than the entrance located in front,*
* there are only a handful of fixed windows.*
**[02:57] Loid**
*The roof of the tower is a garden,*
**[03:00] Loid**
* but infiltrating from above would draw*
* too much attention to be feasible.*
**[03:02] Loid**
* There are currently no promising*
* routes from the basement.*
**[03:06] Loid**
* At the one and only entrance, they conduct an*
* extensive identity check and body pat-down.*
**[03:10] Loid**
* They also use the most*
* cutting-edge detectors.*
**[03:13] Loid**
* Going in with a disguise or trying to place*
* a wire on someone would be difficult.*
**[03:18] Loid**
* Because none of the surrounding*
* buildings are taller,*
**[03:20] Loid**
*it would be impossible to read lips nearby.*
**[03:23] Loid**
* Perhaps there's a way to sneak*
* into the building days ahead...*
**[03:26] Loid**
*No, that would pose quite a risk, too.*
**[03:29] Loid**
*So there's no way to infiltrate the venue?*
**[03:31] Loid**
* No, with a little bit of force,*
* it wouldn't be impossible*
**[03:35] Loid**
*to infiltrate just once. For example,*
**[03:37] Loid**
*if we were trying to assassinate Desmond,*
**[03:40] Loid**
*it would have been quite possible.*
**[03:42] Loid**
* But the purpose of Operation Strix is*
* a continuous interaction with Desmond.*
**[03:46] Loid**
* To get into his good graces and*
* extract information from him.*
**[03:49] Loid**
* Even if we are able to clear*
* all of these requirements,*
**[03:52] Loid**
* and tried to get close to him*
* disguised as someone else...*
**[03:56] Desmond**
Well, hello again.
**[03:57] Famous Person**
Huh? But I didn't attend last time...
**[04:00] Loid**
*Famous people would be easy to trace,*
**[04:02] Loid**
* and if they're accompanied by a child,*
* it'll complicate things even more.*
**[04:05] Imperial Scholar**
You're being weird today, Papa.
**[04:07] Loid**
* And if I disguise myself*
* as school staff or a waiter,*
**[04:11] Loid**
*I won't even be able to speak with him.*
**[04:12] Loid**
* I can't utilize any plans that*
* could arouse suspicion.*
**[04:15] Loid**
* Desmond is extremely cautious, so there's*
* a possibility he'd never attend again.*
**[04:20] Loid**
* My best bet is to interact*
* with him as Loid Forger.*
**[04:23] Loid**
* All I can do right now is make the*
* necessary preparations for next time.*
**[04:27] Loid**
* There'll rarely ever be a chance to*
* encounter Desmond outside the tower,*
**[04:31] Loid**
*but I'll look into any possibilities.*
**[04:35] Teacher**
This ends our class for today.
**[04:39] Teacher**
The social gathering is this evening,
so the school will be closed.
**[04:42] Teacher**
Any students who are not attending
should leave immediately.
**[04:46] 15**
The social gathering...
I wonder what it's like.
**[04:49] 14**
Don't all kinds of celebrities show up?
**[04:52] 17**
I heard that the cosmonaut Yachayka
will give a speech.
**[04:55] 16**
Ooh, the actress Amy, too.
**[04:56] 9**
What? Really?
**[04:58] 6**
Hey, is your father going
to be there, too, Damian?
**[05:01] 1**
Your older brother is an
Imperial Scholar, after all.
**[05:05] Becky**
I'm so excited we just have a half-day today.
**[05:07] 1**
Hey, are you listening?
**[05:13] (Flashback) Damian**
This is Damian Desmond from Cecile Hall.
**[05:16] (Flashback) Damian**
Could you connect me to Demetrius Desmond?
**[05:21] Demetrius**
*What?*
**[05:22] (Flashback) Damian**
H-Hey, Bro.
**[05:24] Demetrius**
*What do you want?*
**[05:26] (Flashback) Damian**
Oh, sorry. About tomorrow...
You're going to the social gathering, right?
**[05:31] Demetrius**
*Yeah.*
**[05:32] (Flashback) Damian**
When you see Father, there's
something I'd like you to ask him.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Damian**
I was wondering if I could see him,
even just for a little bit, after the gathering.
**[05:40] (Flashback) Damian**
Can you tell him I'll be waiting
in the courtyard of Library 2?
**[05:43] Demetrius**
*I'll tell him, but don't get your hopes up.*
**[05:47] Demetrius**
*Father is busy.*
**[05:49] (Flashback) Damian**
Yeah...
**[05:50] Demetrius**
*Is that all?*
**[05:52] (Flashback) Damian**
Yeah.
**[05:52] Damian**
*All right. Bye.*
**[05:58] 1**
Hey, let me greet your father.
**[06:02] 1**
My father's going to pick me up today.
Then we can both greet him. Okay?
**[06:05] 6**
What? No fair. Hey, Damian, let me come, too.
**[06:09] Damian**
Shut up.
**[06:13] Ewen**
Lord Damian!
**[06:15] Anya**
* Is Second Son planning to meet*
* with the evil boss today?*
**[06:18] Becky**
Hey, want to go shopping again today?
**[06:21] Anya**
* Anya's plan to use fassun*
* on Second Son failed.*
**[06:24] Anya**
*Which means...*
**[06:28] Anya**
Meeting my papa will lead
to nothing but good things!
**[06:32] Desmond (Anya)**
Oho.
**[06:33] Anya**
* I'll follow Second Son and*
* fight the evil boss myself.*
**[06:36] Damian**
What the hell have you been up to all week?!
**[06:38] Damian**
You're creepy! Stop following me!
**[06:41] Ewen**
Lord Damian, perhaps she...
**[06:44] Damian**
Wh-What?
**[06:46] Ewen**
Perhaps she's following us to get
in your father's good graces.
**[06:50] Emile**
Yes! Just like the others!
**[06:53] Damian**
You stupid uggo!
**[06:55] Damian**
Stubby-legged uggo!
**[06:57] Becky**
Well, that's rude.
**[06:58] Damian**
Don't ever come near me again!
**[07:00] Damian**
You creepy gorilla-girl stalker!
**[07:03] Anya**
Anya is thinking of punching him again.
**[07:06] Becky**
Don't. You'll get expelled.
**[07:09] Loid**
* As I feared, she's still not*
* getting along with Damian.*
**[07:11] Loid**
*So Plan B might be in dire straits, too.*
**[07:13] Anya**
*Papa?!*
**[07:14] Loid**
* No, perhaps she's trying to make*
* up with him in her own way.*
**[07:18] Loid**
*Well done.*
**[07:19] Loid**
* For now, I need to find Damian, who may*
* encounter his father outside the venue.*
**[07:24] Anya**
Wait! Anya will fight the evil boss, too!
**[07:27] Becky**
What? Let's go home already.
**[07:31] Emile**
Are you heading to the meeting spot already?
**[07:33] Ewen**
Your father won't be here until
after the social gathering, right?
**[07:36] Ewen**
That won't be for hours.
**[07:38] Loid**
*So he* is *meeting with his father. Excellent.*
**[07:41] Emile**
Since we're here, shall we
get closer to the venue?
**[07:54] Emile**
Wow, it's quite impressive.
**[07:57] Ewen**
Imperial Scholars! I may pee my pants.
**[08:00] Emile**
Wow, and your father is one of the
top VIPs among all these VIPs.
**[08:05] Ewen**
That goes for you, as well,
since you're his son!
**[08:08] Emile**
Lord Damian?
**[08:10] Damian**
I'm not going to see my father after all.
**[08:12] Ewen and Emile**
Huh?
**[08:13] Loid**
*What? That's not good!*
**[08:15] Damian**
That's right. My father's amazing. He's very busy.
**[08:19] Damian**
There's no way he'd have
time to bother with me.
**[08:21] Damian**
I'll go talk to my bro again.
**[08:23] Damian**
I'll tell him to cancel the meetup.
**[08:25] Anya**
That's not happening!
**[08:28] Damian**
What's your problem?
You're still here, you stalker?
**[08:31] Anya**
Second Son's scared. Anya can tell.
**[08:35] Damian**
Huh?!
**[08:36] Damian**
* Wh-What's with her? Is she*
* actually reading my mind?*
**[08:41] Anya**
A-Anya knows that, um...
**[08:44] Anya**
That you only got 50 points
on our last language test.
**[08:48] Damian**
H-How do you know that?!
**[08:50] Damian**
Wait, that has nothing to do with anything.
**[08:52] Anya**
I peeked over your shoulder.
**[08:54] Becky**
*Anya's become an actual stalker.*
**[08:57] Anya**
You're scared your father will find
out that you did bad on your test.
**[09:01] Anya**
Anya totally understands because
she only got 17 points.
**[09:04] Damian**
Don't lump me in with you!
**[09:06] Anya**
Anya's a little scared because she's
not sure if Papa loves her or not.
**[09:10] Anya**
He always gets mad at me.
**[09:12] Loid**
*Anya...*
**[09:13] Anya**
But I believe in him because I love him.
**[09:17] Anya**
And so...
**[09:19] Anya**
Anya always shows him her tests,
even if they're real bad.
**[09:28] Anya**
What were we talking about again?
**[09:30] Becky**
Dunno.
**[09:32] Damian**
Damn it!
**[09:33] Ewen**
Lord Damian, where are you going?
**[09:34] Damian**
*This is dumb.*
**[09:36] Damian**
I'm going to wait for
Father in the courtyard.
**[09:38] Emile**
Lord Damian!
**[09:39] Damian**
I ain't scared!
**[09:42] Loid**
* I'm not quite sure what happened,*
* but well done, Anya!*
**[09:45] Loid**
*Her provocation worked in my favor!*
**[09:54] Becky**
Huh? You're going to wait, too?
**[09:56] Becky**
Why?! My car's waiting,
so let's just go home!
**[10:00] Becky**
* Wait... Is she planning to meet his*
* parents because she hopes to marry him?*
**[10:05] Becky**
*She's serious! You must be serious, Anya!*
**[10:08] Becky**
*All right, Anya. I'll wait with you!*
**[10:11] Becky**
*I will see your resolve through!*
**[10:14] Anya**
Zzz...
**[10:17] Becky**
I was wrong. She's not serious at all.
**[10:20] Becky**
Martha! Carry Anya to the car.
**[10:23] Becky**
We're going home.
**[10:24] Martha**
As you wish.
**[10:26] Becky**
Anya's such a free spirit.
**[10:29] Becky**
Oh, goodbye, sir.
**[10:31] Disguised Loid**
Yes, goodbye.
**[10:33] Becky**
And then Anya...
**[10:35] Loid**
*Making this replica was the right choice.*
***SIGN*** Twilight's handmade replica
Cost of materials: 10 dalc
**[10:43] Loid**
* Looks like the gathering*
* ended without issue.*
**[10:45] Loid**
*The security layout...*
**[10:47] Loid**
*The flow of people and items, changes...*
**[10:49] Loid**
* It was definitely worth it.*
* All that's left is...*
**[10:51] Loid**
*And Desmond's finally here.*
**[10:54] Loid**
*He's headed to...*
**[10:56] Loid**
*All right.*
**[10:58] Ewen**
I wonder if they're about done.
**[11:01] Loid**
Hmm...
**[11:06] Loid**
Oh, pardon me, boys.
**[11:08] Loid**
Did you happen to see a sheep
key chain around here?
**[11:11] Loid**
It's apparently very
important to my daughter.
**[11:13] Loid**
But she seems to have
dropped it around here,
**[11:15] Loid**
so she came to me in tears,
asking me to look for it.
**[11:17] Damian**
Oh, is this it? It was on
the ground over there.
**[11:20] Loid**
Oh, that's it! Thank you.
You're a lifesaver.
**[11:23] Ewen**
That's definitely her...
**[11:24] Loid**
Thank goodness!
**[11:25] Damian**
Hey, are you Forger's dad, old man?
**[11:28] Loid**
*Hm? Old man?*
**[11:29] Loid**
I am. Oh... are you her classmates?
**[11:33] Loid**
Wait. I'm sorry if you're not...
**[11:35] Loid**
But might you be... Damian Desmond?
**[11:37] Damian**
Y-Yeah, I am.
**[11:40] Loid**
I'm so terribly sorry!
**[11:42] Loid**
I'm sorry for what my daughter did
on the day of the entrance ceremony!
**[11:46] Damian**
Uh, sure...
**[11:47] Loid**
I wanted to visit your home to apologize,
**[11:50] Loid**
but I wasn't able to see you or your parents,
so it's been on my mind all this time.
**[11:53] Damian**
I mean, I live in the dorms.
**[11:56] Loid**
I'm responsible for my daughter's
rudeness. I'm truly sorry.
**[11:59] Damian**
Uh, it's fine.
**[12:01] Loid**
I would still like to
apologize to your parents.
**[12:04] Emile**
Ah, Lord Damian! Over there! Your father...
**[12:07] Loid**
*I'm truly sorry, Damian.*
**[12:10] Loid**
*For the sake of my mission,*
**[12:11] Loid**
* I'll be butting into your reunion*
* with your father for a bit.*
**[12:16] Damian**
Father...
**[12:19] SP A**
Young Master, who is that man?
**[12:21] Damian**
Huh? Oh, he's my classmate's father.
**[12:24] Loid**
U-Um, you must be Chairman Desmond.
**[12:28] SP A**
Hey, step back. We need you to leave.
**[12:30] Desmond**
It's all right. What is it?
**[12:34] Loid**
I've been wanting to apologize for my
daughter's rudeness toward your son.
**[12:41] Loid**
Oh, I haven't properly
introduced myself. I'm...
**[12:46] Loid**
Loid Forger.
***SIGN*** FIRST CONTACT
**[12:54] WISE Agent**
Council Secretary Byron.
**[12:55] WISE Agent**
Colonel McNeill of the national army.
**[12:57] WISE Agent**
Prosecutor Farnham from the Ministry
of Justice. Cosmonaut Yachayka.
**[13:00] WISE Agent**
And the Chairman of the National
Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.
**[13:05] WISE Agent**
This social gathering truly is a
gathering of prime intelligence.
**[13:09] WISE Agent**
Shouldn't we be sending in more
agents to back up Agent Twilight?
**[13:14] Sylvia**
Well, would you like to go?
**[13:17] Sylvia**
Five minutes after you get in,
**[13:19] Sylvia**
you'll be caught in the State
Security Service's net.
**[13:22] Sylvia**
Thirty minutes later, you'll be
tortured in their interrogation room.
**[13:28] Sylvia**
If we send in inexperienced agents,
we'll just be giving them easy prey.
**[13:33] Sylvia**
Don't forget that we're right in
the middle of enemy territory.
**[13:36] Sylvia**
Currently, that school...
**[13:38] Sylvia**
is the front line of this cold war.
**[13:43] Loid**
I'm Loid Forger. I'm a doctor who
works at Berlint Central Hospital.
**[13:49] Loid**
I would like to formally apologize for
my daughter being violent with Damian.
**[13:55] Loid**
I'm sure it must have been very unpleasant
for Damian and the rest of your family.
**[13:59] Loid**
* Chairman Desmond of*
* the National Unity Party.*
**[14:02] Loid**
* His past quotes found in*
* newspapers and TV broadcasts,*
**[14:04] Loid**
*books he's written...*
**[14:06] Loid**
* I've studied everything that might*
* give me insight into his life.*
**[14:10] Loid**
* But it's been impossible to learn anything*
* about him since he went into hiding.*
**[14:14] Loid**
*How can I get closer to him?*
***SIGN*** Discuss politicians
you've treated
***SIGN*** Trade collectibles
***SIGN*** Small talk
about current
East-West
affairs
***SIGN*** See how he reacts to
anti-Western remarks
***SIGN*** Support his
party
***SIGN*** Hospital
director info
***SIGN*** Try to make him feel guilty
enough to give
in to a demand
***SIGN*** An enthusiastic
greeting
***SIGN*** Discuss Anya
***SIGN*** Discuss Damian
***SIGN*** Discuss the children
***SIGN*** Start with a heartfelt apology
***SIGN*** Discuss the mixer
***SIGN*** Mention connections
to the hospital
***SIGN*** Mention you're
from the same
province
**[14:17] Loid**
* How can I get him to show*
* any interest in Loid?*
**[14:19] Loid**
*What does he relate to? What enrages him?*
**[14:23] Loid**
* I will have to find that*
* out in this conversation.*
**[14:26] Loid**
* And then, eventually,*
* I will find what's inside him...*
**[14:30] Loid**
*and learn all about his plan for war.*
**[14:34] Loid**
I'm truly sorry.
**[14:36] Loid**
And I would like to visit your
residence to formally apologize.
**[14:40] Desmond**
Ah, so it was you. My staff
informed me about that incident.
**[14:44] Desmond**
I've been so busy that I haven't had
time to address it. Sorry about that.
**[14:48] Damian**
*Father... He was worried about me?*
**[14:52] Loid**
In the next few days,
I will bring you a gift in apology.
**[14:55] Desmond**
Oh, there's no need.
**[14:58] Desmond**
It was merely a squabble between children.
**[15:00] Loid**
But...
**[15:01] Damian**
Father! A member of the
Desmond family was punched!
**[15:05] Damian**
Do you accept that?
**[15:07] Loid**
Your son is right.
**[15:09] Loid**
Regardless of the circumstances, it was my
daughter who put her hands on your son.
**[15:13] Loid**
I vow that I will make it up to you!
**[15:15] Desmond**
It's quite all right. I thank
you for your courtesy, though.
**[15:18] Loid**
*Instant rejection.*
**[15:20] Loid**
You are truly too kind, sir.
**[15:23] Loid**
*Being too persistent will backfire.*
**[15:25] Loid**
* If he finds me at all suspicious,*
* the operation will be ruined.*
**[15:28] Loid**
*I need to be careful.*
**[15:30] Damian**
F-Father...
**[15:31] Damian**
*So he really doesn't care about me?*
**[15:34] Damian**
It was humiliating for me.
My face even swelled up!
**[15:37] Damian**
And yet...
**[15:38] Damian**
*Why? Why can't you get angrier for my sake?*
**[15:48] Damian**
Never mind...
**[15:50] Damian**
I'm sorry.
**[15:54] Loid**
No, you have every right to be angry, Damian.
**[15:58] Loid**
I'll be sure to lecture her properly
so this never happens again.
**[16:02] Loid**
Then again, my daughter is rather eccentric,
**[16:05] Loid**
so I'm honestly not sure what to do with her.
**[16:08] Damian, Emile & Ewen**
*Guy's got it rough.*
**[16:11] Loid**
Of course, this is my responsibility,
**[16:13] Loid**
but I came to the painful realization that
it's impossible to completely control children.
**[16:18] Loid**
I guess a parent shouldn't assume
they can control their child.
**[16:22] Loid**
It's not good to have so many
one-sided hopes and disappointments.
**[16:25] Loid**
Raising a child is truly difficult.
**[16:30] Desmond**
You are correct.
**[16:32] Desmond**
In the end, even the child that
shares your blood is a stranger.
**[16:35] Desmond**
It is simply impossible to understand
what someone else is truly thinking.
**[16:40] Desmond**
People will never be able
to understand each other.
**[16:45] Loid**
* And that's why you're using force to*
* bring other nations to their knees?*
**[16:48] Loid**
*Is that who you really are, Desmond?*
**[16:52] Loid**
You are absolutely right.
**[16:57] Loid**
I specialize in psychiatry,
**[17:00] Loid**
but I fear that I may not truly be able to
understand what my patients are feeling.
**[17:05] Loid**
* It's true. "We can talk it out"*
* is nothing but idealism.*
**[17:09] Loid**
It might be sheer arrogance to think
you can truly understand another.
**[17:12] Loid**
*But...*
**[17:13] Loid**
What's truly important is
**[17:14] Loid**
to continue walking
beside them despite that.
***SIGN*** Candy Coupon
**[17:17] Loid**
The things my daughter says
and does are truly a mystery to me.
**[17:21] (Flashback) Anya**
Anya is going to free some candy hostages
at the candy store with this coupon.
**[17:25] (Flashback) Loid**
Oh, really? Well, do your best.
**[17:27] Loid**
I decided that I would accept her regardless,
**[17:31] Loid**
and I try to find every opportunity
I can to talk to her.
**[17:34] Loid**
Though it doesn't always go well...
**[17:37] Loid**
* I won't abandon this path to obtaining*
* information and gaining understanding.*
**[17:41] Loid**
*I am an intelligence agent, after all.*
**[17:43] Loid**
Didn't you...
**[17:44] Loid**
also happen to make time for your son,
despite how busy you are?
**[17:50] Desmond**
Hm. You do make a valid point.
**[17:55] Loid**
I can really see why you
look up to your father.
**[17:59] Loid**
Anya mentioned it, too.
**[18:01] Damian**
Huh?
**[18:01] Loid**
Didn't you recently have an assignment to
explore the career path you're interested in?
**[18:07] Loid**
Anya was very moved by your report.
**[18:11] Loid**
It was all she could talk
about when she got home.
***SIGN*** All Lies
**[18:13] Damian**
Really?
**[18:15] Loid**
Have you seen his presentation, sir?
**[18:18] Desmond**
No.
**[18:19] Loid**
Oh, that's such a waste!
**[18:21] Loid**
I only heard it through my daughter,
***SIGN*** Actually, he was spying at school
**[18:23] Loid**
but I still sense just how much he
respects and understands your work.
**[18:27] Loid**
I was deeply moved.
**[18:28] Loid**
Your boy is intelligent and
very considerate of you.
**[18:32] Desmond**
Is that so?
**[18:34] Loid**
I do beg your pardon for saying this,
**[18:36] Loid**
but I happened to be against the
ideals of the National Unity Party.
**[18:40] Loid**
And yet, when I heard his report,
I became interested.
**[18:44] Loid**
It made me realize that you are
genuinely concerned for our country.
**[18:48] Loid**
I was thinking about attending
one of your lectures next time.
**[18:51] Loid**
I might be taking this too lightly.
**[18:54] Loid**
But his report truly was just that wonderful.
**[18:57] Damian**
That's enough. You can stop, old man.
**[19:00] Loid**
Sorry.
**[19:01] Desmond**
You are indeed an interesting man.
**[19:03] Desmond**
Forger, was it?
**[19:07] Desmond**
My, what a delightful moment that was.
**[19:10] Loid**
*I guess that's the end.*
**[19:12] Loid**
* He knows my name now,*
* so I'll consider that good enough.*
**[19:15] Loid**
* I've memorized his security*
* team's faces and builds.*
**[19:18] Loid**
I humbly thank you for your time.
**[19:22] Loid**
Oh, right.
**[19:24] Loid**
Could you keep the fact that
I talked to you about Anya a secret?
**[19:28] Loid**
She can be quite the contrarian.
**[19:30] Loid**
I'm pretty sure she doesn't
actually dislike you.
**[19:34] Loid**
It'd make me happy if you
could be friends with her.
**[19:39] Damian**
W-Well, I want to, too...
**[19:41] Ewen**
Huh?
**[19:42] Emile**
Huh?
**[19:47] Damian**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[19:48] Damian**
Like I have time to waste on that commoner!
**[19:51] Loid**
Oh, ouch. Well, I'll do my
best to raise our status.
**[19:56] Loid**
If you'll excuse me.
**[20:05] Desmond**
So, what did you want?
**[20:08] Damian**
Oh, um...
**[20:13] Damian**
It's nothing.
**[20:14] Loid**
*What's truly important is*
**[20:15] Loid**
* to continue walking*
* beside them despite that.*
**[20:19] Desmond**
If there's nothing else, I'll be going home.
**[20:22] Anya**
* Anya's a little scared because she's*
* not sure if Papa loves her or not.*
**[20:26] Anya**
* But Anya always shows him her tests,*
* even if they're real bad.*
**[20:29] SP D**
Sir, we should get going.
**[20:32] Damian**
Father!
**[20:36] Damian**
I earned a Stella on our midterms!
**[20:40] Damian**
I-It's only one so far, but I got really
close in the other subjects, too.
**[20:44] Damian**
Oh... but I got 50 points my
language test the other day.
**[20:49] Damian**
And...
**[20:50] Damian**
Also, I got the grand prize
for my griffin sculpture.
**[20:53] Damian**
Also, um, uh...
**[20:56] Desmond**
I see. Well done.
**[21:00] Damian**
Father... Why did you come today?
**[21:03] Desmond**
It was just a whim. Don't worry about it.
**[21:06] Desmond**
Damian, continue working hard
so as not to shame the Desmond name.
**[21:11] Damian**
Yes, sir!
**[21:20] Loid**
*It wasn't much of a conversation,*
**[21:22] Loid**
* but I got a decent idea of the*
* relationship between the Desmonds.*
**[21:27] Loid**
* Because the better their relationship,*
* the better it'll be for Plan B.*
**[21:32] Loid**
*Thinking back on Donovan Desmond...*
**[21:35] Loid**
*He's indeed elusive.*
**[21:37] Loid**
* It might be quicker to*
* work from the outside in.*
**[21:40] Loid**
* I need to take the intel I gained today*
* back to HQ so we can discuss it.*
**[21:44] Damian, Emile & Ewen**
Stella! Stella!
**[21:46] Damian, Emile & Ewen**
Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella!
Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella!
**[21:52] Damian, Emile & Ewen**
Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella!
**[22:02] Loid**
I'm home.
**[22:03] Yor**
Welcome home, Loid.
**[22:05] Anya**
Zzz...
**[22:08] Yor**
She came home fast asleep for some reason,
and she's been asleep ever since.
**[22:12] Becky**
Delivery for you.
**[22:16] Anya**
Papa... Anya's gonna fight the boss, too...
**[22:23] Loid**
* She doesn't seem like*
* she has a care in the world.*
**[22:26] Loid**
* And... I have absolutely no*
* idea what she's talking about.*