Season 1
- OP - SOUVENIR
- E1 - Operation Strix
- E2 - Secure a Wife
- E3 - Prepare for the Interview
- E4 - The Prestigious School's Interview
- E5 - Will They Pass or Fail
- E6 - The Friendship Scheme
- E7 - The Target's Second Son
- E8 - The Counter-Secret Police Cover Operation
- E9 - Show Off How in Love You Are
- E10 - The Great Dodgeball Plan
- E11 - Stella
- E12 - Penguin Park
- E13 - Project Apple
- E14 - Disarm the Time Bomb
- E15 - A New Family Member
- E16 - Yor's Kitchen - The Informant's Great Romance Plan
- E17 - Carry Out the Griffin Plan - Fullmetal Lady - Omelet Rice
- E18 - Uncle the Private Tutor - Daybreak
- E19 - A Revenge Plot Against Desmond - Mama Becomes the Wind
- E20 - Investigate the General Hospital - Decipher the Perplexing Code
- E21 - Nightfall - First Fit of Jealousy
- E22 - The Underground Tennis Tournament - The Campbelldon
- E23 - The Unwavering Path
- E24 - The Role of a Mother and Wife - Shopping with Friends
- E25 - First Contact
OP - SOUVENIR
Source: Crunchyroll
Well, apparently I've discovered that
I can take these yawn-filled days
And turn them into movies
I've found the secret and trick to it
Under this sky where we don't get along
I closed my heart and locked it
That's how I've managed to live my life
And the melodies now overlap
I wanted a sign, no matter how small
That I could actually find
better than any streetlight
I put a ribbon on each of the
sights that my eyes pick out
And I collect them like souvenirs
as I continue down this path home
The seasons each say hello,
and I shed a few tears as I go
Where should I begin to talk about
this way home that you've given me?
I walk and walk and sometimes
rush on my way to see you
I run and run, wait, no, I should
still walk on my way to see you
E1 - Operation Strix
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[00:03] Diplomat
How much longer to the embassy?
[00:06] Driver
I believe it'll be around 20 minutes, sir.
[00:09] Driver
Huh?
[00:10] Driver
The brake's not working.
[00:11] Diplomat
Hey, you! Up front! Look up front!
[00:19] Member A
One of our diplomats perished
in a car accident in Ostania.
[00:24] Member A
But we believe it to be an assassination
by the East's far-right political party.
[00:29] Member A
They are plotting a war against
our nation of Westalis.
[00:34] Member A
We must do everything we can
to figure out their plan.
[00:38] Member B
Let's let him take care of it.
[00:39] Member B
The best agent we have.
[00:42] Member B
"Twilight."
[00:45] Man in Coat
Here's the goods I promised.
[00:47] Man in Coat
Proof that the foreign
minister wears a toupee.
[00:50] Man in Coat
I even have the negatives.
[00:52] Fake Edgar
Well done.
[00:54] Fake Edgar
Now we can force him to resign.
[00:56] Fake Edgar
I look forward to doing
business with you again.
[01:00] Edgar
Hey.
[01:02] Edgar
How about you hand over the goods now?
[01:06] Man in Coat
Huh? Wha—But you just—
[01:11] Man in Coat
He got me!
[01:12] Narrator
Code name: Twilight.
[01:15] Narrator
A spy.
[01:20] Narrator
In an era in which the nations of
the world were waging a fierce war
[01:23] Narrator
of information just out of sight,
[01:25] Narrator
this man survived that battlefield by being
[01:27] Narrator
a master of disguise,
a man with a hundred faces.
[01:32] Karen
So Daddy's been in such a bad
mood lately because someone
[01:34] Karen
stole his toupee pictures, or something.
[01:36] Karen
What even? Ugh, I'm so mad.
[01:39] Karen
Hello? Are you even listening, Robert?
[01:41] Twilight
Hm? Yes, that's rather unfortunate.
[01:46] Karen
So, Robert... Do you think
one day we'll also—
[01:49] Twilight
Karen, let's break up.
[01:51] Karen
What?!
[01:52] Twilight
I'm afraid I can't sense any intelligence
in your conversations.
[01:55] Twilight
Farewell. May you find happiness.
[01:56] Karen
Hey, Robert! Wait!
You can't just do that to me!
[02:00] Karen
Robert!
[02:01] Twilight
Sorry, Karen, but I have no
further use for your family.
[02:06] Twilight
As of tonight, I'm also done with
the mask known as Robert.
[02:09] Twilight
Marriage? Conventional happiness?
[02:11] Twilight
I got rid of those aspirations, as well
as my identity, the day I became a spy.
[02:28] Contact
Meow.
[02:29] Twilight
Must be Cipher C.
[02:31] Train Announcer
The train bound for Berlint is
now departing from track 5.
[02:37] Chief
Good day, or perhaps,
good evening, Twilight.
[02:40] Chief
Well done on your last mission.
[02:43] Chief
Thanks to you, the minister lived another day,
to the great benefit of our country.
[02:48] Chief
Now, then, I have your next mission.
[02:51] Chief
Your target is the leader of the
National Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.
[02:55] Chief
He is a great threat to the truce
between the East and the West.
[02:58] Chief
Your mission is to get close to him
and probe any seditious activities.
[03:02] Chief
In order to achieve this,
[03:03] Chief
you will get married and have a child.
[03:06] Twilight
Sorry, what?!
[03:07] Chief
Desmond is an extremely cautious
man who rarely appears in public.
[03:12] Chief
He only appears at social gatherings held
at the elite private school his son attends.
[03:18] Chief
These events are informal get-togethers for the
upper echelon of industrial and political leaders.
[03:22] Chief
You will have your child
enroll in this school
[03:25] Chief
and infiltrate one of the social gatherings.
[03:27] Chief
The enrollment deadline is drawing near,
meaning you have one week to pull this off.
[03:32] Twilight
You expect me to produce a
child within seven days?!
[03:37] Twilight
Please excuse me.
[03:39] Chief
Operation Strix.
[03:41] Chief
This operation is the key to maintaining
peace between East and West...
[03:43] Chief
and perhaps, the world.
[03:46] Chief
Hero who casts no shadow,
[03:47] Chief
the great deeds you and your fellow
agents do shall never see the light of day.
[03:51] Chief
You will never earn any medals
nor make it into the papers.
[03:54] Chief
Even so...
[03:55] Chief
Never forget that everyone else's
day-to-day lives are possible
[03:58] Chief
because of your blood, sweat, and tears.
[04:01] Twilight
Very well.
[04:03] Twilight
I abandoned my identity
when I became Twilight.
[04:05] Twilight
I will play the part of a
father with a child if I must,
[04:08] Twilight
for the sake of a better world.
SIGN OPERATION STRIX
[04:15] Real estate agent
This is one of our single-family apartments.
[04:18] Real estate agent
The unit comes furnished, includes central
air conditioning and heating, and...
[04:21] Real estate agent
Um... Sir?
[04:22] Loid
No wiretaps detected, and there
are securable escape routes.
[04:26] Loid
I'll take it.
[04:27] Real estate agent
Excellent, Mr. Forger. Now,
if you'd sign these documents...
[04:30] Loid
Loid Forger. Occupation: psychiatrist.
[04:34] Loid
That's my new life.
[04:37] Loid
With a family I love and
a happy home life...
[04:39] Real estate agent
How nice that you and your family
are moving into a new home.
[04:42] Real estate agent
Do you have a boy or a girl?
[04:44] Loid
Ah, well...
[04:46] Loid
I'll be deciding on that soon.
[04:47] Real estate agent
Huh?
[04:48] Loid
What an absolute burden for a spy.
[04:53] Orphanage Director
Huh? You wanna adopt?
[04:57] Loid
Indeed. I heard that your orphanage
was looking for candidates.
[05:01] Loid
You see, my wife and I—
[05:02] Orphanage Director
Yeah, sure. Take whichever one you want.
[05:05] Orphanage Director
Come on in.
[05:07] Loid
What a terrible environment.
[05:09] Loid
But the shadier the establishment,
[05:12] Loid
the more likely these children
have complicated pasts,
[05:14] Loid
so it'll be easier to alter their stories.
[05:16] Loid
I can make this mission
work if I have a child.
[05:19] Loid
I would've preferred to
handle it all on my own,
[05:22] Loid
but I can't exactly disguise myself as a child,
[05:25] Loid
no matter how skilled a spy I am.
[05:27] Loid
Pardon me. If possible, I'd like
a child who can read and write.
[05:31] Orphanage Director
Well, in that case...
[05:32] Orphanage Director
Hey, Anya.
[05:34] Orphanage Director
She's the smartest one we've got.
[05:36] Orphanage Director
She don't talk much, but she's a good kid.
[05:38] Orphanage Director
She's a creepy, disgusting little brat.
[05:40] Orphanage Director
I'd be thrilled to get her outta my hair.
[05:43] Orphanage Director
Go on. Say hello.
[05:45] Loid
Er... Pardon me.
[05:48] Loid
If I recall, the earliest age students
can enter Eden College is six.
[05:51] Loid
She definitely looks no
older than four or five.
[05:54] Anya
Six.
[05:55] Anya
I'm six!
[05:56] Orphanage Director
You're six years old?
[05:59] Loid
But she's so small...
[06:04] Loid
Hm? The paper?
[06:07] Loid
A crossword puzzle?
[06:08] Loid
That's probably too difficult for a child.
[06:11] Loid
Of course, for myself,
it's mere child's play.
[06:14] Loid
One down is "homeostasis."
[06:16] Loid
One across is "causal closure."
[06:18] Loid
The one below that is "symplectomorphism."
[06:25] Loid
She completed it? Seriously?
[06:27] Loid
Such unbelievable intellect.
[06:29] Loid
She should have no problem
passing the entrance exam.
[06:32] Loid
I'll take her.
[06:34] Loid
As for the paperwork...
[06:35] Orphanage Director
Don't worry about that.
Just take her already.
[06:38] Loid
My mission to end up with
a child is a success.
[06:39] Loid
Everything's going so well
that it's making me nervous.
[06:42] Loid
Are you okay with this?
[06:44] Anya
A spy... mission...
[06:46] Anya
So exciting!
[06:47] Narrator
This little girl happened to be a telepath.
[06:50] Narrator
Test Subject 007.
[06:52] Narrator
She possessed the ability
to read people's minds.
[06:55] Narrator
She was unintentionally created in an
experiment by a certain organization,
[06:58] Narrator
and she later fled their facility.
[07:00] Narrator
She has been wandering around looking
for someone to take care of her.
[07:03] Loid
Now, listen, little girl.
[07:04] Anya
Anya.
[07:05] Loid
Now, listen, Anya.
[07:06] Loid
Starting today, you will be my daughter,
[07:09] Loid
but if anyone asks,
you've always been my daughter.
[07:12] Loid
Got it?
[07:12] Anya
Yep.
[07:14] Loid
Make sure you address me as "Father."
[07:17] Anya
Papa!
[07:18] Loid
Very well.
[07:19] Neighbor
Well, aren't you a cute
little girl? Hello there.
[07:22] Loid
We're the Forgers. We just moved in today.
[07:24] Anya
I am Anya. I have been Papa's
child for a very long time.
[07:28] Loid
That wasn't necessary.
[07:29] Loid
Come on, let's go inside.
[07:32] Anya
This is Anya's house?
[07:33] Loid
Yes.
[07:34] Anya
A TV!
[07:36] Loid
Go ahead and turn it on.
[07:39] TV Announcer
Spy Wars, an adventure cartoon!*
[07:41] Anya*
I like this show.
[07:44] Loid
Of all things...
[07:45] Bondman
A gun with a silencer?
[07:48] Anya
So exciting.
[07:48] Bondman
You're a professional!
[07:49] Loid
First, I'll have to gather
everything we'll need.
[07:50] Bondman
I will be taking back that bomb.
[07:52] Loid
And I'll have to forge an ID for her.
[07:52] Bondman
Anyone who gets in my way will regret it.
[07:54] Loid
I'm going out for a bit.
[07:56] Loid
Just sit there and watch your show.
[07:56] Bondman
Out of my way!
[07:58] Anya
An adventure!
[08:00] Loid
I'm not going on an adventure.
I'm just going shopping.
[08:07] Anya
I want a pistol with a silencer!
[08:09] Loid
Sure. Maybe if we can find one on sale.
[08:11] Loid
To be a master spy,
[08:13] Loid
one must act normal and never
draw attention to themselves.
[08:15] Loid
We must do everything we can
to look like an ordinary family.
[08:18] Anya
Papa! Save me!
[08:20] Loid
Must you draw attention to yourself?
[08:21] Old Lady
Now, now. You need to make sure
you hold the little one's hand.
[08:24] Old Lady
Here.
[08:29] Loid
Having one hand tied up will make it difficult
to prepare for an enemy ambush,
[08:33] Loid
but no matter.
[08:34] Anya
An enemy?!
[08:41] Loid
What are you doing?
[08:43] Anya
Hiding!
[08:44] Loid
Did I do anything to make
her want to hide from me?
[08:46] Loid
Perhaps I held her hand too
early. Does she hate me?
[08:48] Loid
This isn't good.
[08:49] Loid
I need to maintain a good relationship
with her until the end of this mission.
[08:53] Loid
I must know more about this creature.
[08:56] Loid
It's basic diplomacy. Understanding the other
party is the first step toward peace.
[08:59] Anya
Understanding me will lead to world peace?!
[09:04] Anya
I like peanuts.
[09:06] Anya
And I don't like carrots.
[09:07] Loid
Uh-huh...
[09:08] Anya
But I really like crispy
bacon from bakenries!
[09:11] Loid
That's a "bakery." They do not sell bacon.
[09:15] Anya
I'd like this, please.
[09:17] Loid
That costs one dalc. You can't
buy it with a ten-pent coin.
[09:24] Loid
Is this girl actually stupid?
[09:27] Loid
Was the crossword puzzle a fluke?
[09:28] Loid
Maybe I can still go back
and get another child—
[09:32] Anya
Pwease don't get rid of me!
[09:33] Loid
What's gotten into you?!
[09:34] Passerby
What a terrible parent.
[09:35] Anya
Pwease! I'm a good bargain!
[09:39] Loid
What do I do?
[09:41] Loid
I'll buy you some peanuts! Just stop crying!
[09:43] Anya
Peanuts!
[09:48] Anya
Papa, I'm tired.
[09:51] Anya
Can't walk anymore...
[09:52] Loid
What?
[09:54] Loid
This isn't working...
I just don't understand
[09:57] Loid
this irrational behavior.
[10:00] Loid
I need some manuals to
help me understand it.
[10:05] Loid
"The key to raising a child is trust."
[10:08] Loid
"Rather than scolding them, try to
understand things from their perspective."
[10:11] Loid
"Children are not very good at putting
how they're feeling into words,
SIGN CHILDREARING
[10:15] Loid
so try to understand them more."
So no interrogating them, then?
SIGN CHILDCARE
SIGN CHILDREARING
[10:19] Loid
Do the parents of the world
[10:20] Loid
normally carry out such difficult
missions all the time?
[10:23] Loid
"Nurture their self-esteem
to give them a better future."
[10:27] Loid
"By giving them the ability to think
for themselves, their future..."
[10:33] Loid
As soon as I'm done with this mission,
I'm sending her back to the orphanage.
[10:37] Loid
That's the extent of our relationship.
[10:43] Anya
Don't wanna!
[10:45] Anya
I don't wanna study!
[10:48] Loid
I need to know how smart
you are for this exam.
[10:51] Anya
I don't need to study to do any tests.
[10:54] Anya
If I just read other people's...
[10:56] Anya
...people's minds...
[10:57] Loid
Are you planning on cheating? Listen.
[11:00] Loid
If you don't get into this school...
[11:01] Loid
...my mission fails.
[11:06] Loid
Fine, then.
[11:09] Loid
I'm heading out.
[11:11] Loid
You're not coming with me today.
[11:13] Loid
No matter what.
[11:15] Loid
You're staying home.
[11:22] Loid
Hey!
[11:23] Loid
I told you, you're not coming!
[11:26] Loid
You there! Do you really
think I don't see you?
[11:29] Loid
There!
[11:30] Loid
There!
[11:31] Anya
Papa is so good at finding me.
[11:33] Anya
It's so much fun!
[11:36] Loid
Try and get out of that!
[11:38] Franky
So that's why you're late?
[11:40] Loid
In the end, I put up a barricade in front
of the door and trapped her inside.
[11:43] Franky
I'm praying that you don't get
reported for child abuse.
[11:46] Loid
Who knows what children are thinking?
[11:49] Loid
Their method of always crying to
get their way is truly annoying.
[11:52] Franky
Hate to tell you this, Twilight,
but crying is their job.
[11:55] Franky
More importantly, here's what you asked for.
[11:58] Franky
An application, ticket for the exam,
and exam questions.
[12:01] Franky
I went through hell getting these for you.
[12:03] Loid
Thanks, Franky.
[12:04] Loid
I think we can make things work if
we have her memorize everything.
[12:07] Franky
Oh, yeah. About your daughter...
[12:09] Franky
I dug up some records on her past
that the orphanage didn't have.
[12:12] Franky
I couldn't find anything about her birth.
[12:14] Franky
No info on her age or parents, either.
[12:16] Franky
I could only find information
from the last year,
[12:18] Franky
but she's been adopted four
times and returned each time.
[12:21] Franky
She's also been to two other orphanages.
[12:23] Loid
"Anya Williams, Anya Levski, Anya Roche"...
[12:27] Franky
She changes names as much as you do.
[12:29] Franky
You guys are perfect for each other.
[12:31] Franky
Hey, I'm kidding. This is
for your mission, right?
[12:34] Franky
She may be a kid, but no good's gonna
come out of getting too attached.
[12:39] Loid
Thanks for the concern.
[12:40] Franky
Hello? Where's my money?!
[12:42] Franky
Damn it... Who knows what
spies are thinking, either?
[12:53] Anya
I'm so bored. Spies aren't
like what I thought.
[12:56] Anya
I just want to get the bomb back.
[13:00] Loid
I can't have her messing with my
spy equipment, so I'll lock it up.
[13:03] Loid
The code is 6, 1...
[13:06] Anya
...1, 0.
[13:07] Anya
Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
[13:14] Anya
Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
[13:17] Anya
Ooh!
[13:19] Anya
Secret messages!
[13:21] Anya
Secrets, secrets...
[13:25] Henchman A
Boss! We've intercepted a new message.
[13:28] Edgar
Is it using the West's cipher?
[13:30] Henchman A
No, it's just plain text.
[13:32] Henchman A
It says... "Twilight here"...
[13:35] Henchman A
Twilight here!
[13:37] Henchman A
This is the frequency used
by Western intelligence.
[13:39] Henchman A
Oh, there's more. "Catch me if you can"...
[13:43] Edgar
Hurry up and pinpoint
where it's coming from!
[13:47] Anya
Whew...
[13:51] Loid
Now that you've found out I'm
a spy, you'll have to disappear.
[13:56] Anya
If he finds out I'm a telepath...
[13:59] Anya
I'll have to leave.
[14:01] Researcher A
Anya, you mustn't tell
anyone about your power.
[14:05] (Flashback) Researcher B
It's time to study now, Anya.
[14:08] (Flashback) Anya
But I wanna draw...
[14:10] (Flashback) Researcher A
Don't bother with childish games.
[14:12] (Flashback) Researcher A
We must use your power for
the sake of world peace.
[14:16] (Flashback) Researcher A
There's no time for tears, either.
[14:18] (Flashback) Researcher A
Now, enough playing. Back to studying.
[14:25] Loid
She'd better not have messed
up the apartment.
[14:28] Loid
Oh, right. I need to move this.
[14:53] Loid
Who the hell are these guys?!
[14:55] Loid
Anya!
[14:57] Loid
Anya!
[15:00] Loid
She's been kidnapped?
[15:02] Loid
By whoever sent these thugs? But why?
[15:05] Loid
I need to find her immediately. Calm down.
[15:09] Loid
From the looks of it,
I've been compromised.
[15:12] Loid
I need to get to safety immediately.
[15:15] Loid
As for Anya...
[15:16] Loid
There are plenty of other
children out there.
[15:19] Loid
I'll start things over
from square one and—
[15:24] Edgar
So who the hell is this kid?
[15:26] Edgar
Could she be Twilight's?
[15:28] Henchman B
No idea. She was in the room
where the message came from,
[15:31] Henchman B
so we snatched her just in case.
[15:32] Anya
Because of the transmission?
[15:34] Henchman B
She was holed up inside the apartment
with a barricade out front.
[15:37] Edgar
Why out front?
[15:38] Henchman B
Beats me.
[15:39] Edgar
Well, no matter. We might be
able to use her as a hostage
[15:43] Edgar
in order to force Twilight
to steal the toupee
[15:45] Edgar
off of the foreign minister's
head personally.
[15:47] Henchman D
Boss, I think we should just
give up on the toupee.
[15:51] Edgar
Transparency is essential in government.
[15:54] Edgar
Toupees are a no-go.
[15:55] Anya
A pistol with a silencer...
[15:57] Edgar
Also, the minister's a traitor who's
been secretly backing the West.
[16:01] Edgar
Anyone who advocates for
a traitor is also a traitor.
[16:05] Anya
A real bad guy...
[16:09] Henchman G
Boss! Nguyen and his guys
are back from the apartment!
[16:13] Fake Nguyen
We captured him.
[16:16] Edgar
Well done.
[16:18] Fake Nguyen
Those weren't the moves of an
amateur. He's the real deal.
[16:22] Henchman E
Go rest over there.
[16:23] Edgar
Now then, Twilight...
[16:27] Edgar
Let's have you return the
photographs you stole from me.
[16:31] Edgar
Nguyen!
[16:32] Henchman E
What's going on?! He was just—
[16:33] Henchman C
The kid's gone!
[16:35] Edgar
He got me again!
[16:36] Loid
This was a mistake.
[16:38] Loid
I risked everything by waltzing
right into enemy territory.
[16:40] Loid
I'm a failure as a spy.
[16:42] Anya
Papa...
[16:42] Anya
Pabwaaaaaah!
[16:43] Fake Nguyen
Look, you're okay. I won't do anything.
[16:46] Fake Nguyen
You don't have to be scared.
[16:47] Anya
Pabwaaaaaah!
[16:49] Loid
This is exactly why kids suck.
[16:51] Loid
I see.
[16:53] Loid
I think I figured out why I hate
the sound of kids crying so much.
[16:57] Loid
Because I end up remembering
my own childhood.
[17:01] Loid
No one reached out their hand to save me.
[17:03] Loid
I felt alone, in despair, and so
powerless that all I could do was cry.
[17:08] Loid
I thought I'd abandoned that past,
but on a subconscious level,
[17:10] Loid
she was reminding me of me.
[17:12] Loid
No, actually...
[17:18] Fake Nguyen
Listen up, little girl.
[17:19] Anya
Anya.
[17:20] Fake Nguyen
Listen up, Anya.
[17:22] Fake Nguyen
Me and my friends are pro tag players.
[17:26] Fake Nguyen
Whenever we spot someone with potential,
we immediately challenge them to a game.
[17:30] Anya
Oh.
[17:31] Anya
Papa is a liar.
[17:32] Fake Nguyen
Now, listen.
[17:33] Fake Nguyen
If you go straight down
this street and turn right,
[17:36] Fake Nguyen
you'll find a police station.
[17:38] Fake Nguyen
If you can get this to a
police officer, you win the game.
[17:41] Fake Nguyen
Got it?
[17:42] Loid
If you show them this, they'll put
you in a better orphanage.
[17:45] Loid
I'm not going to involve
a kid in this mission.
[17:48] Loid
I'll figure something
out and rework the plan.
[17:48] Anya
Pa—
[17:49] Loid
All right, go! Hurry!
[17:52] Loid
I'm a failure as a spy? No.
[17:55] Loid
My mistake was putting that little
girl in danger to begin with.
[17:59] Loid
How could I forget?
[18:00] Loid
To create a world where
children won't have to cry...
[18:05] Loid
That's why I became a spy.
[18:10] Henchman B
Don't let that bastard get away!
[18:12] Henchman E
We're gonna drag him out here
and expose his face to—
[18:16] Henchman B
A trap? When did he—
[18:18] Henchman E
What is this? Flour?
[18:21] Henchman C
T-Twilight?!
[18:23] Henchman B
Don't shoot! This whole place will blow!
[18:32] Edgar
Wha—
[18:34] Edgar
You've gotta be shitting me.
[18:38] Loid
Turn around, and I'll kill you.
[18:40] Edgar
Twilight...
[18:42] Loid
Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Edgar.
[18:45] Loid
How's Karen doing?
[18:47] Edgar
How do you know my daughter's name?
[18:49] Loid
Of course I know. That's what spies do.
[18:52] Loid
I know her height, weight, shoe size,
[18:54] Loid
her favorite foods, even how
many moles are on her body.
[18:57] Loid
Though it's nothing compared to your record,
I know of her criminal activity, too.
[19:01] Edgar
Absurd! My daughter would never—
[19:03] Loid
Edgar.
[19:04] Loid
I also know how much you
care about your daughter.
[19:07] Loid
So listen carefully.
[19:08] Loid
If you wish for her to have any
semblance of a normal life,
[19:11] Loid
you'll leave me the hell alone.
[19:16] Loid
If you understand, go home right now.
[19:33] Loid
Anya!
[19:34] Anya
Papa!
[19:36] Anya
Papa!
[19:38] Loid
What are you—I mean,
[19:40] Loid
what are you doing outside the house?
[19:42] Loid
I, uh, just happened to come here to shop,
[19:45] Loid
but I guess they went out of business.
[19:47] Anya
Papa is a huge liar.
[19:49] Anya
I was playing tag with some old guys.
[19:52] Loid
Oh, I see. Did you have fun?
[19:55] Anya
It was a little scary.
[19:57] Anya
I wanna go home.
[20:00] Anya
To our home, Papa.
[20:03] Loid
Are you sure?
[20:05] Anya
If you leave me behind, I'm going to cry.
[20:08] Franky
She's been adopted four times
and returned each time.
[20:12] Loid
Anya Williams... Anya Levski...
[20:15] Loid
Anya Roche.
[20:17] Loid
I see.
[20:19] Loid
Well, let's go home, then.
[20:25] Loid
But that apartment is far
too dangerous, so let's move.
[20:28] Loid
I spotted a poisonous snake there yesterday.
[20:29] Anya
I don't like snakes.
[20:31] Anya
Papa is a huge liar...
[20:33] Anya
But he's such a cool liar.
[20:35] Anya
I wanna live in a castle.
[20:37] Loid
We'll see if one's listed.
[20:39] Loid
Once we get to our new home,
you've got to study.
[20:41] Anya
Gwak!
[20:42] Loid
This time, you just have to
memorize all the answers.
[20:44] Loid
It'll be easy.
[20:56] Invigilator
All right, begin!
[21:01] Loid
I'm counting on you, Anya.
[21:04] Loid
You can do it.
[21:06] Child B
This is so hard!
[21:07] Child C
I don't know any of these answers!
[21:09] Child D
Um... eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
[21:11] Child E
Mommy...
[21:24] Loid
K-212...
[21:26] Loid
K-212...
[21:31] Loid
It's there! You passed!
[21:33] Loid
You did it!
[21:34] Anya
Did I do a good job?
[21:35] Loid
You bet you did!
[21:37] Loid
You—
[21:38] Anya
Papa!
[21:40] Loid
I relaxed for a second and all my
pent-up exhaustion hit me at once.
[21:41] Anya
Papa! Don't leave me!
[21:44] Loid
I... relaxed?
[21:44] Anya
Papa! You're going to make me cry!
[21:47] Anya
I promise to be a good girl!
Just come back to me!
[21:47] Loid
What the hell is going on with me?
[22:50] Anya
Papa died.
[22:52] Mailman
I've got some mail for you!
[22:56] Mailman
Is this the Forger residence?
[22:57] Anya
I'm Anya Forger.
[22:59] Mailman
Could you give this to your mommy or daddy?
[23:02] Anya
My mama doesn't exist.
[23:03] Mailman
Oh, really? I'm sorry...
[23:05] Anya
Papa! The mailman came.
[23:27] Loid
What do you think you're doing?!
Are you trying to kill me?!
[23:31] Loid
I actually fell asleep in front of someone.
[23:33] Loid
Unacceptable. I need to get a grip.
[23:36] Anya
Mail!
[23:39] Loid
It's a letter from Eden College.
[23:42] Anya
What's the matter, Papa?
[23:44] Loid
"The second phase of the admission
process is a family interview."
[23:47] Loid
"It is mandatory that the applicant
attend with both parents."
[23:50] Loid
"Absolutely no exceptions."
[23:53] Anya
But Mama doesn't exist.
SIGN SECURE A WIFE
E2 - Secure a Wife
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[01:35] Loid
Yeah, no.
[01:36] Franky
What?!
[01:38] Anya
Anya cannot accept this mama.
[01:39] Loid
You're just not going to cut it
for the mother role, Franky.
[01:42] Franky
You're literally a spy. Couldn't you
have done my disguise better?
[01:46] Loid
There's only so much I can do
with your height and physique.
[01:49] Franky
I can't believe I volunteered for this!
[01:52] Anya
Have a peanut.
[01:52] Loid
Operation Strix.
[01:54] Loid
In order to stop a key figure in Ostania,
Desmond, from trying to start a war,
[01:58] Loid
I was given this top-secret
mission as a member of WISE.
[02:02] Loid
We were able to pass the written exam to
get into the prestigious Eden College,
[02:07] Loid
but who knew the interview process's next stage
demanded the attendance of both parents?
[02:13] Loid
Very well.
SIGN SECURE A WIFE
[02:14] Loid
I guess I'll have to explore my options.
[02:17] Camilla
Did you hear? A thief
might've entered our office.
SIGN Capital City Berlint, City Hall
[02:20] Camilla
Apparently, they only searched drawers
with information regarding the girls.
[02:25] Camilla
Like, what? What kind of creep does that?
[02:27] Millie
Honestly, the section chief is way creepier.
[02:30] Millie
He's always ogling me.
[02:33] Sharon
That's because you're always
wearing those short skirts.
[02:35] Millie
Well, my boyfriend likes
it when I wear them.
[02:39] Millie
You've got a nice figure yourself,
Sharon, so flaunt it more.
[02:42] Sharon
You don't bother anymore
once you have a kid.
[02:44] Camilla
So hey...
[02:45] Camilla
What do you think about this,
Yor? Isn't it creepy?
[02:50] Yor
Sorry?
[02:51] Millie
Is that the section chief's coffee?
Let's put some boogers in it.
[02:54] Yor
Huh?
[02:55] Yor
Do boogers somehow make it taste better?
[02:59] Camilla
You know, Yor... I've gotta
say you're rather...
[03:02] Camilla
unique.
[03:05] Millie
I know, right?
[03:06] Millie
She's so out there that I bet
guys keep their distance.
[03:09] Sharon
Come on, now, Millie.
[03:10] Camilla
You've got a nice face and body, Yor.
[03:12] Camilla
You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.
[03:15] Yor
Uh-huh...
[03:15] Millie
I'll give you the deets on some
of my favorite cosmetics.
[03:19] Yor
I'm honestly content as long
as I get to keep this job.
[03:23] Camilla
But aren't you, like, 27?
You need to be careful.
[03:28] Camilla
There seem to be a lot of spies
around lately, you know?
[03:31] Camilla
So people are apparently getting
reported over the tiniest things.
[03:35] Camilla
The other day, a single
woman in her late twenties
[03:38] Camilla
got reported by her neighbors
for being suspicious.
[03:42] Millie
Wait, what? That's hilarious.
[03:45] Millie
You know everything, Camilla.
[03:47] Sharon
True, it's unheard of to be single
at that age. Very suspicious.
[03:51] Yor
Oh, I see. Thank you for the warning.
[03:57] Camilla
Oh, yeah. I'm having a party
at my place this weekend.
[04:01] Camilla
You should totally come, Yor.
[04:03] Camilla
Make sure you bring your partner with you.
[04:08] Sharon
Isn't that asking a bit much?
[04:10] Camilla
Maybe the creeper who snuck into
this place will go with her.
[04:14] Millie
That's so mean!
[04:21] Yor
Hello, Briar residence.
[04:22] Yuri
Hey, Sis. How have you been?
[04:24] Yor
Oh, Yuri.
[04:25] Yuri
How's work going?
[04:27] Yor
Don't worry. I'm still employed.
[04:30] Yuri
I'm worried about you.
You're kinda unusual, y'know.
[04:33] Yor
How rude. I'm completely normal.
[04:36] Yuri
Isn't it about time you got married?
[04:38] Yuri
Anyone you're interested in?
[04:39] Yor
This again?
[04:40] Yuri
The thing is, there's a chance
I might get promoted...
[04:44] Yuri
Meaning I'll probably be even busier
running around than before.
[04:48] Yuri
But I can't leave you alone like this,
[04:51] Yuri
so I'm not sure if I should take it.
[04:53] Yuri
The whole reason I got this far is
because of you, and I'm truly grateful.
[04:56] Yuri
That's why I just want you to be happy.
[04:59] Yor
I know.
[05:01] Yor
Thank you, Yuri.
[05:03] Yuri
If you want, I can introduce you to someone.
[05:05] Yor
Huh? N-No, that's okay.
[05:07] Yor
O-Oh, yes. I'm actually going
to a party this weekend.
[05:11] Yor
With my partner, of course.
[05:12] Yuri
Huh? You have a boyfriend?
[05:14] Yor
I do, actually...
[05:15] Yor
So don't worry.
[05:17] Yuri
I see! That's great. It'll be a
party with coworkers, right?
[05:21] Yor
Yup. Camilla's throwing it.
[05:23] Yuri
Ah.
[05:24] Yuri
Then I'll have to ask Dominic
about the guy later.
[05:28] Yor
Huh?
[05:28] Yuri
I mean, I know how gullible you are.
[05:31] Yuri
I'll have to chase him away if he's a loser.
[05:34] Yor
Huh? Um...
[05:35] Yuri
I'll hold off on this promotion
until I know he's a good guy.
[05:38] Yor
Oh, you don't need to do tha—
[05:40] Yuri
I look forward to meeting him. Goodnight.
[05:46] Yor
What should I do?
[05:48] Yor
I need to find someone by
the time of the party.
[05:51] Yor
If he finds out I'm lying, he'll think
I'm a weirdo and a pathological liar,
[05:55] Yor
and he'll lose even more trust in me.
[05:57] Yor
I need to find someone for the sake
of my little brother's promotion.
[06:03] Yor
Yuri, you've got the wrong idea!
I was just joking earlier—
[06:06] Shopkeeper
Oh, dear. Did you buddy-buddy
siblings actually have a quarrel?
[06:10] Yor
Oh, Shopkeeper?
[06:12] Yor
I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you.
[06:14] Shopkeeper
Good evening. I have a client
for you, Thorn Princess.
[06:20] Shopkeeper
The Royal Hotel.
[06:22] Shopkeeper
Room 1307.
[06:28] Men in Black B
Apologies, my lady. This whole
floor has been reserved.
[06:33] Men in Black A
Did anyone call for this chick?
[06:35] Men in Black C
Who knows?
[06:36] Yor
But I've heard...
[06:39] Yor
that a traitorous scumbag is staying here.
[06:46] Brennan
What in the world?!
[06:47] Men in Black C
It's an ambush! A lone woman—
[06:53] Yor
Excuse me.
[06:55] Yor
Vice Minister Brennan from the
auditing department, I presume?
[06:59] Yor
I am terribly sorry if I
interrupted anything...
[07:01] Yor
But may I have the honor
of taking your life?
[07:08] Narrator
Code name: Thorn Princess.
[07:11] Narrator
An assassin.
[07:14] Narrator
She was taught the skills of
her trade from a young age,
[07:17] Narrator
and has done any dirty work her
employer requested ever since.
[07:22] Yor
It's not coming off.
[07:25] Yor
Huh? Oh, no! What shall I do?
[07:28] Yor
This is the only nice dress I own.
[07:31] Yor
Now I can't go to the party.
[07:36] Yuri
Anyone you're interested in?
[07:38] Sharon
It's unheard of to be single at that age.
[07:40] Camilla
Make sure you bring your partner with you.
[07:44] Yor
But it's hopeless.
[07:46] Yor
When it comes to homemaking...
Cleaning is the only thing I can do.
[07:53] Anya
Scruffy Head!
[07:55] Franky
I copied all the files of
unmarried women from city hall.
[07:58] Loid
Great, thanks.
[08:00] Franky
You need one who won't care
you're divorced with a kid,
[08:01] Franky
is refined enough for a prestigious school,
[08:03] Franky
and is willing to get married within 48 hours?
[08:07] Franky
If a goddess like that exists,
I'd sure love to meet her.
[08:10] Franky
Meanwhile, I'm not picky at all,
yet I can't even get a date.
[08:13] Loid
How unfortunate.
[08:14] Franky
Don't pity me, asshole!
[08:16] Anya
Is having a kid bad? Am I in the way?
[08:22] Loid
You're not in the way at all.
[08:23] Loid
Don't worry. Just go watch some TV.
[08:26] Anya
'Kay.
[08:34] Franky
Actually, why don't you just use
a female agent from your work?
[08:38] Loid
A lot of them got caught in the recent
spy hunts, so I couldn't find a good match.
[08:38] Bondman
Wake up! Hey!
[08:42] Bondman
You... You won't get away with this!
[08:42] Franky
Selling people out is really in right now.
[08:45] Loid
We don't have enough agents,
so I got another mission on top of this.
[08:49] Loid
Eliminating a certain smuggling ring.
[08:52] Franky
They're working you to the bone!
[08:54] Franky
Let's just get this over with.
[08:56] Franky
The quickest options would be women in
bad circumstances who'd cooperate with you.
[09:00] Franky
Finding dirt on them might help, too.
[09:02] Franky
If they don't have any,
we can always make some up.
[09:04] Loid
I'd like to avoid anything risky.
[09:06] Franky
Oh, please. She's plenty risky.
[09:10] Franky
She definitely doesn't look like
any princess from a rich family.
[09:11] Anya
Push! Push!
[09:14] Loid
You've got a point.
[09:15] Loid
I need to at least do something
about her appearance.
[09:21] Proprietress
Now, young lady, I'm going to take
your measurements. Come with me.
[09:25] Anya
I'm being sold off somewhere!
[09:27] Loid
You won't be if you behave.
[09:29] Loid
Honestly, where does she
learn to talk like that?
[09:36] Loid
The seamstress... is married.
[09:39] Loid
The proprietress was listed
among the single women,
[09:43] Loid
but she's been arrested once over
political activities, so she's too dangerous.
[09:48] Loid
Finding the right person
might take longer than—
[09:54] Yor
Pardon me.
[09:56] Female Employee
Oh, I haven't seen you in a while, Yor.
[09:59] Yor
Hello. I was hoping I could
get my dress fixed up.
[10:02] Yor
Could I get it done as quickly as possible?
[10:04] Female Employee
But of course. You're one of our regulars.
[10:07] Loid
She managed to slip behind
me so easily. Who is she?
[10:10] Loid
Yor... Yor...
[10:13] Loid
There we go.
[10:14] Loid
Yor Briar, 27 years old.
[10:16] Loid
She has no record of being
married or divorced.
[10:18] Loid
Both of her parents are deceased,
[10:20] Loid
and she has one brother
who's much younger than her.
[10:22] Loid
They're both civil servants
whose records are pretty clean.
[10:26] Loid
Did I just let my guard down?
[10:28] Loid
I'm far too relaxed lately.
[10:30] Yor
Excuse me.
[10:31] Yor
You've been staring at me ever
since I walked in. May I help you?
[10:35] Loid
Impossible! She could even sense my gaze?
[10:35] Loid
Er, no, um, I'm sorry...
[10:38] Loid
I was just admiring how pretty you are.
[10:41] Yor
Does that mean...
[10:42] Yor
You have a favorable impression
of my physical appearance?
[10:45] Loid
Er, well... Yes.
[10:47] (Flashback) Camilla
You've got a nice face and body, Yor.
[10:50] (Flashback) Camilla
You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.
[10:52] Yor
Um—
[10:54] Anya
Papa!
[10:55] Anya
I now know how long I am!
[10:58] Anya
Who's that?
[10:59] Loid
Another customer.
[11:00] Yor
He has a child.
[11:02] Yor
I almost pursued someone's husband.
[11:06] Yor
I've heard that women have been
killed by wives for such things.
[11:10] Yor
I mean, if it happened to me,
I'd just kill them back...
[11:12] Anya
Huh?
[11:13] Yor
No, I mustn't.
[11:15] Yor
If I think like this, someone will
eventually figure out that I'm an assassin.
[11:19] Yor
I must learn to be more normal.
[11:21] Anya
A-An assassin?!
[11:23] Anya
A spy... An assassin...
[11:26] Anya
I'm...
[11:28] Anya
so excited!
[11:29] Narrator
The little girl was starving
for entertainment.
[11:31] Loid
Hmm... I was considering her as a candidate
to play my wife, but never mind.
[11:36] Yor
I was considering him to act
as my boyfriend at the party,
[11:40] Yor
but I must avoid these so-called
messy lovers' quarrels.
[11:44] Anya
Ah, I am oh so lonely because
I do not have a mama.
[11:49] Loid
What brought this on?
[11:50] Anya
I long for a mama.
[11:53] Yor
Are you not with your wife?
[11:55] Loid
Oh, er...
[11:57] Loid
I actually lost my wife two years ago,
[11:59] Loid
so I'm raising her on my own now.
[12:03] Yor
So I won't be killed for
asking him to the party!
[12:07] Yor
Excuse me...
[12:11] Loid
Pretend to be your boyfriend?
[12:13] Yor
Yes... I fibbed to my younger
brother about having a boyfriend.
[12:18] Yor
If it's not too much trouble, I was
hoping you'd accompany me to this party.
[12:22] Yor
Um, I promise I don't have
any ulterior motives!
[12:26] Yor
Of course, I'll thank you properly, too.
[12:29] Yor
I just want to put my brother's mind at ease.
[12:34] Loid
Very well.
[12:35] Loid
I accept.
[12:37] Yor
Really?!
[12:38] Loid
But I would like something in return.
[12:44] Loid
So you see...
[12:46] Loid
I'd like you to play the role of
her mother during the interview.
[12:49] Yor
Her mother?
[12:51] Loid
With the future being so
uncertain right now,
[12:54] Loid
my only wish is for my daughter
to get into a good school.
[12:57] Loid
This was also the wish of my late wife.
[13:01] Anya
Papa is a liar.
[13:03] Yor
What a wonderful person.
[13:06] Loid
I'll have her accept something simple first,
[13:06] Loid
It will only be one time.
Would you be up for it?
[13:08] Loid
but I'll get her to agree to
a formal marriage in the end.
[13:09] Yor
A-All right... If you think
I'm fit for the role.
[13:13] Loid
Thank you. Then let us reconvene
at Saturday's party.
[13:16] Yor
Yes.
[13:20] Loid
I got a sitter for you on Saturday,
so make sure you behave.
[13:24] Anya
Stock up on them peanuts!
[13:25] Loid
Yeah, yeah.
[13:27] Cashier
Ten pents is your change, ribbit.
[13:31] Cashier
Thanks, ribbit.
[13:32] Anya
Ribbit?
[13:34] Loid
A T... no, an F cipher.
[13:43] Loid
Must be the details on the extra mission.
[13:46] Loid
Retrieving art pieces that were stolen from
the West and eliminating this smuggling ring.
[13:51] Loid
I'm to carry out this mission Saturday at 1800
hours when the target meets with the buyer.
[13:56] Loid
Saturday?
[13:59] Loid
And so...
[14:01] Loid
We're going to take care of this quickly
so I can make it to the party.
[14:04] Loid
You're helping.
[14:05] Franky
Hang on a second! I'm just an informant!
My fighting skills are literal trash!
[14:09] Franky
Not to mention, you already
pretty much capped your tab—
[14:12] Loid
We're talking 78 art pieces valued
at a total of three million dalcs.
[14:16] Loid
I'm almost certain no one would notice
if one or two happened to go missing.
[14:21] Franky
Leave it to me.
[14:22] Franky
I just so happen to have invented some
new spy gear just for days like this.
[14:26] Loid
He's so useful.
[14:33] Yor
Loid is awfully late.
[14:37] Yor
I hope he wasn't in some terrible accident.
[14:42] Lackey A
Hold it!
[14:44] Lackey B
Who're you workin' for?!
[14:46] Franky
You didn't tell me there'd
be an army of them!
[14:48] Loid
Two, four, six... 38 of them.
[14:51] Loid
I can't afford to waste even
ten seconds on each one!
[15:02] Loid
Reinforcements! There's no end to them.
[15:04] Franky
I got 'em all in! Get in!
[15:10] Franky
Whoo!
[15:12] Franky
Let's see... Which one's going
to accidentally go missing?
[15:18] Loid
I'm helping myself to this one.
[15:19] Franky
Hey, that's a diamond! No fair
taking the expensive-looking one!
[15:22] Loid
I'll use it as part of this whole charade.
[15:24] Franky
Shut up! Give that back!
[15:37] Yor
I see.
[15:39] Yor
So this is what it means to
have your heart toyed with.
[15:42] Yor
I must keep my work relationships
favorable for my brother's sake, too.
[15:48] Yor
Which means that I must attend this party.
[15:54] Camilla
You're late, Yor!
[15:57] Yor
I do apologize. Here's a gift.
[16:00] Camilla
Oh? I thought you were
coming with your boyfriend.
[16:04] Yor
Unfortunately, he had something
suddenly come up.
[16:07] Camilla
Oh, what a shame. I was so eager to meet him!
[16:11] Camilla
What a lame excuse.
[16:12] Millie
How pathetic.
[16:14] Sharon
I knew she was lying about having a guy.
[16:17] Millie
Should we report the liar?
[16:19] Camilla
We should!
[16:20] Camilla
I'm positive she's a spy who's been sent
in to lower our country's birth rate.
[16:25] Sharon
Seriously? That's so petty.
[16:27] Sharon
She's just unpopular with the guys.
[16:29] Sharon
Just leave her be.
[16:30] Camilla
You're meaner than both of us, Sharon.
[16:30] Dominic
It's too bad your boyfriend couldn't
make it. I was excited to meet him.
[16:33] Millie
You're so hilarious.
[16:34] Yor
D-Dominic...
[16:36] Dominic
Yuri's always so worried about you.
[16:40] Yor
Um, could you possibly...
[16:43] Yor
just tell my brother that I came
to the party with a kind gentleman?
[16:46] Camilla
Yeah, not happening.
[16:48] Camilla
Just how desperate are you
to impress people, Yor?
[16:51] Camilla
It just makes you look even more pathetic.
[16:54] Dominic
Jeez, knock it off, Camilla!
[16:55] Camilla
Stop talking to my man.
[16:57] Camilla
I'll be sure to let your brother
know that you came alone.
[17:02] Yor
What could she possibly gain by doing that?
[17:07] Yor
This is honestly becoming tiresome.
[17:09] Yor
If all of the adults here
just happened to perish,
[17:12] Yor
my brother would never find out...
[17:15] Dominic
I'm so sorry. Have fun!
[17:18] Dominic
Come on, Camilla. Help me bake this gratin.
[17:24] Female Guest A
And then that guy...
[17:27] Girl
Mommy!
[17:29] Sharon
My oldest here will be taking
an entrance exam soon.
[17:32] Sharon
At the prestigious Eden College.
[17:35] Female Guest B
Wow, that's wonderful!
[17:37] Male Guest A
He'll be a shoo-in with the elite.
[17:38] Yor
That must be what "normal" looks like.
[17:42] Yor
I'm sure that's how my
brother wanted me to end up.
[17:47] Camilla
Seriously? She's still here.
[17:50] Millie
She's tougher than she looks.
[17:51] Sharon
I'm honestly surprised she had
the nerve to show up alone.
[17:55] Yor
I see... I'm too out of my league here.
[18:01] Yor
I do beg your pardon.
[18:03] Yor
I will have to take my leav—
[18:09] Loid
I'm terribly sorry for arriving late.
[18:11] Loid
I'm Yor's husband, Loid Forger.
[18:15] Yor
Um...
[18:16] Yor
I just needed a boyfriend, not a husband.
[18:19] Loid
Shit!
[18:20] Loid
I mixed up my mission with hers.
[18:22] Dominic
Um... Mr. Forger, was it? You're bleeding.
[18:25] Loid
Oh, pardon me.
[18:26] Loid
One of my patients had a violent episode.
[18:28] Loid
It happens all the time to a psychiatrist.
[18:32] Loid
Have you been enjoying yourself, Yor?
[18:33] Camilla
You're joking, right?
[18:35] Camilla
You're married, Yor?
[18:37] Camilla
Why didn't you tell us?
[18:39] Yor
Um, I...
[18:40] Loid
It's embarrassing to say so, but this is my
second marriage and I already have a child,
[18:44] Loid
so it may have been hard to bring up.
[18:46] Camilla
Don't give me that shit!
[18:46] Loid
It's my fault.
[18:48] Camilla
There's absolutely no way Yor has a
husband who's that handsome and hot!
[18:51] Camilla
I'll embarrass her in front of everyone!
[18:53] Camilla
Yor, I just got this piping hot
gratin right out of the oven!
[18:56] Camilla
Oops, I seemed to have tripped!
[19:06] Loid
I admire your dedication to not wasting food,
[19:09] Loid
but it's a bit improper
to use your feet, Yor.
[19:12] Yor
Oh, I'm so sorry.
[19:14] Dominic
That got you?
[19:15] Loid
This is quite delicious.
[19:16] Yor
Indeed.
[19:18] Camilla
Did you know, Mr. Ranger...
[19:20] Loid
It's Forger.
[19:21] Camilla
...that she was apparently doing some
questionable work before working at city hall?
[19:27] Camilla
What did you do again?
[19:28] Dominic
Come on, stop it!
[19:28] Camilla
Men would call you to their hotel rooms
so you could give them "massages"?
[19:33] Camilla
Oh, you little whore.
[19:34] Yor
That was...
[19:35] Yor
"Massages" were a cover
for occupational murders.
[19:39] Yor
Um, please don't get the
wrong idea, Loid. I—
[19:43] Loid
How wonderful.
[19:44] Yor
Huh?
[19:45] Loid
Yor lost her parents at a very young age.
[19:48] Loid
She did all she could to care
for her younger brother,
[19:53] Loid
even if it meant sacrificing herself.
[19:55] Loid
Be it for someone else
[19:57] Loid
or for a specific reason,
having to endure a merciless job
[20:01] Loid
requires an incredible amount of dedication.
[20:03] Loid
And that's something to be very proud of.
[20:07] Loid
Let's go home, Yor.
[20:08] Yor
Er, yes... Thank you for
the lovely party, everyone.
[20:15] Loid
I-I'm so sorry I said I was your husband.
[20:18] Yor
Oh, it's all right.
[20:19] Loid
I'm not sure what to tell your
brother if he hears of this.
[20:24] Yor
Um, Loid... I have a suggestion.
[20:33] Loid
What...
[20:34] Loid
Remnants of the smuggling ring?
[20:37] Loid
Hang on, Yor!
[20:38] Yor
Huh?
[20:43] Loid
How did they know where I was?
[20:45] Loid
Did they... leave a tracking
device in the art pieces?
[20:49] Loid
You've definitely let your
guard down, Twilight.
[20:52] Yor
Who are those people?
[20:54] Loid
Um, uh...
[20:56] Loid
I-It appears some of my
patients still haven't recovered
[20:58] Loid
from their psychotic episodes.
[21:01] Yor
Being a doctor must be very taxing.
[21:04] Loid
She actually believed it!
[21:05] Loid
In the meantime...
[21:06] Loid
We're making a break for it.
[21:10] Remnant A
They've abandoned the van.
[21:12] Remnant B
They're probably hiding nearby.
Split up and find them.
[21:22] Loid
Yor, this way. Hurry!
[21:24] Yor
Um... Are you sure it's all right for
you to hit your patients like that?
[21:28] Loid
Um, well...
[21:30] Loid
The concussive recovery method is the
latest in modern medical practices.
[21:34] Yor
I see.
SIGN This is fiction.
[21:35] Loid
I can't tell if she's
actually bright or dumb.
[21:40] Loid
Look out, Yor!
[21:42] Loid
Another one! I can't dodge it!
[21:50] Yor
Oh, no!
[21:52] Yor
I'm so sorry an amateur like me
helped with the recovery!
[21:54] Yor
I happen to be an expert in self-defense.
[21:57] Yor
My brother was kind enough to teach me...
[22:00] Loid
Thank you, Yor.
[22:05] Loid
That was quite impressive.
Did you see how far he went?
[22:08] Yor
I'm sorry. I guess I did send him flying.
[22:12] Remnant G
There he is!
[22:13] Loid
This way!
[22:15] Remnant G
Do whatever you need to do!
Make sure they're dead!
[22:25] Yor
Um, Loid... This may not
be the best moment to ask,
[22:29] Yor
but why don't we get married?
[22:36] Loid
I'm sorry?!
[22:37] Yor
Er, well, it would extend our agreement...
[22:41] Yor
I mean... Apparently, I'm considered
suspicious just for being single,
[22:47] Yor
so it'd be nice camouflage...
[22:50] Yor
For me to continue my job
as an assassin, too.
[22:53] Yor
Um, basically,
[22:55] Yor
if it's all right with you,
maybe we could just stay together,
[22:59] Yor
and not just for the interview...
[23:02] Yor
For both our sakes.
[23:05] Yor
He's probably the only person who could
accept me for who I am right now.
[23:15] Loid
Then let's stop by city hall on our
way back to fill out the paperwork.
[23:17] Yor
Huh? Right now?!
[23:19] Loid
They do say no time like the present.
[23:20] Loid
Oh, that's right.
[23:25] Loid
Where did I drop it?
[23:27] Remnant B
You bastard!
[23:29] Remnant B
We have 'em cornered!
[23:32] Remnant A
Fill 'em full of lead!
[23:35] Loid
Yor...
[23:36] Loid
Even in sickness,
[23:39] Loid
or in sadness...
[23:41] Loid
No matter what hardships await us,
[23:46] Loid
let us be there for one another.
[23:48] Yor
All right.
[23:50] Loid
Until my mission...
[23:51] Yor
Until my killing...
[23:54] Loid and Yor
...do us part.
SIGN PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW
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[00:01] Narrator
Everyone has a side they
don't show anyone else.
[00:06] Narrator
To their friends, their significant others,
or even their families.
[00:10] Narrator
They hide what they're truly feeling
through fake smiles or bravado,
[00:13] Narrator
and keep their true identities secret.
[00:16] Narrator
That is how the world keeps up
the appearance of its temporary peace.
[00:22] Narrator
In an era in which the nations of
the world were waging a fierce war
[00:25] Narrator
of information just out of sight,
[00:26] Narrator
two countries were at odds with each other.
[00:29] Narrator
Ostania, in the east, was secretly
plotting to start a war.
[00:32] Narrator
Westalis, in the west, wanted to
put a stop to those plans.
[00:35] Narrator
In order to keep an eye on the actions of a
leading figure in Ostania's government,
[00:39] Narrator
Westalis set Operation Strix in motion.
[00:41] Narrator
The one tasked with this operation
is the skilled agent, Twilight.
[00:44] Narrator
The mission given to the master of
disguise with a hundred faces was...
[00:48] Narrator
to start a family.
SIGN 128 Park Avenue, West District
Capital City of Berlint, Ostania
[03:06] Loid
Is this everything you own?
[03:09] Yor
Yes.
[03:10] Loid
It's not very much.
[03:20] Yor
Um, Loid... about the
sleeping arrangements...
[03:23] Loid
We'll be sleeping in
separate rooms, of course.
[03:25] Loid
We'll share one for appearances
anytime we have guests over.
[03:28] Yor
R-Right.
[03:30] Anya
Welcome to Anya's house!
[03:33] Yor
Thank you for the lovely welcome, Miss Anya.
[03:35] Narrator
This house is home to
a rather unusual family.
[03:39] Narrator
The father, Loid Forger, is a psychiatrist.
[03:42] Narrator
His true identity: a spy.
SIGN Code Name
<Twilight>
[03:44] Narrator
Code name: Twilight.
[03:46] Narrator
The mother, Yor Forger, is a civil
servant who works at city hall.
[03:50] Narrator
Her true identity: an assassin.
SIGN Code Name
<Thorn Princess>
[03:52] Narrator
Code name: Thorn Princess.
[03:54] Narrator
The daughter, Anya Forger.
[03:57] Narrator
Her true identity: a telepath.
[03:58] Anya
I'm so happy to have a mama now!
[04:01] Yor
Mama...
[04:02] Anya
I'm gonna help.
[04:03] Loid
Oh, right. By the way...
[04:05] Loid
I had a friend of mine who's a judge
make it so we got married a year ago.
[04:11] Loid
By that, I mean he forged the certificate.
[04:13] Loid
We can figure out why we lived separately
and what to tell your brother later.
[04:19] Yor
All right.
[04:20] Loid
It would make the school suspicious if we
got married just before the interview.
[04:25] Yor
I got permission from the Shopkeeper,
so I feel much better.
[04:30] Anya
So exciting...
[04:31] Narrator
Father, mother, daughter...
[04:34] Narrator
These three created this pretend
family to further their own ends,
[04:37] Narrator
and are living under the same roof as they
hide their true identities from each other.
SIGN PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW
[04:43] Anya
I'm going to show Mama around!
[04:45] Loid
Once we get settled in,
we'll practice the interview.
[04:49] Anya
This is the kitchen!
[04:51] Anya
Papa is good at cooking!
[04:53] Yor
Oh, I see.
[04:58] Anya
This is the toilet. And that's the bathtub!
[05:00] Yor
Everything's so clean.
[05:06] Anya
I can wash my face all by myself!
[05:08] Yor
You're such a big girl, Miss Anya.
[05:14] Anya
This is Anya's room!
[05:16] Anya
Welcome!
[05:18] Yor
Thank you for inviting me in.
[05:20] Yor
My, what an adorable room.
[05:23] Anya
I'll introduce you to Mr. Chimera.
[05:27] Anya
I am Chimera. It is a pweasure
to meet your acquaintenance.
[05:32] Yor
It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Chimera.
[05:34] Yor
I am Miss Anya's mama.
[05:38] Anya
This is Papa's room!
[05:40] Yor
So this is Loid's room...
[05:45] Anya
This is your room, Mama.
[05:50] Anya
Come in, Mama.
[05:52] Yor
Why, thank you.
[05:55] Yor
So this is my...
[06:04] Yor
What a lovely room.
[06:06] Loid
I'm glad you like it.
[06:08] Loid
This should be everything.
[06:10] Loid
Is the furniture arranged to
your liking? I also cleaned a bit.
[06:14] Yor
Yes, everything is wonderful.
[06:16] Anya
I helped clean, too!
[06:18] Yor
Really? Thank you so much.
[06:22] Anya
Am I a good girl?
[06:29] Loid
All you did was tip over a bucket of water.
[06:31] Anya
Shock!
[06:34] Yor
This is such a lovely room. I don't
know what to do with myself.
[06:38] Loid
What do you mean?
[06:40] Loid
Please make yourself at home.
[06:41] Loid
Actually, this is your home now,
so make yourself comfortable.
[06:45] Yor
Thank you.
[06:48] Loid
I'll come get your boxes once they're empty.
[06:53] Yor
Loid, I've got everything put away.
[06:56] Loid
You're quite efficient.
[07:00] Loid
Ah, this must be your younger brother.
[07:03] Yor
Oh, yes.
[07:05] Loid
You said he's also a civil servant?
[07:07] Yor
Yes. He seems quite busy lately,
so I've only spoken to him on the phone.
[07:13] Loid
It seems you two are quite similar.
[07:15] Loid
I should properly introduce myself
once Anya's entrance exam is over.
[07:18] Yor
Um, Loid. About that...
[07:22] Yor
I don't have anything suitable
to wear to this interview...
[07:25] Loid
Then let's go to the tailor today.
[07:29] Yor
Thank you very much.
[07:30] Anya
Helping, helping...
[07:35] Yor
M-Miss Anya, I'll take care of that!
[07:37] Yor
I have my work weapons and poison
powerful enough to kill an elephant in there.
[07:45] Yor
Can I get you something, Loid?
[07:46] Loid
Some coffee, please. Black.
[07:50] Anya
I want hot cocoa!
[07:52] Loid
With sugar and milk.
[07:54] Anya
That's the stuff!
[07:58] Yor
They look amazing. Are those cookies homemade?
[08:01] Loid
It's actually my first time making cookies.
[08:04] Loid
I just followed a recipe from a cookbook,
so they should be decent.
[08:07] Loid
I hope you like them.
[08:10] Yor
Thank you.
[08:13] Yor
They're wonderful! You really
are an amazing cook!
[08:17] Loid
It's not that impressive, really.
[08:18] Anya
I helped with the cookies, too!
[08:20] Yor
Oh, I see.
[08:27] Loid
After you got covered in
flour and got in my way,
[08:29] Loid
you just snacked on some peanuts.
[08:35] Loid
Once we're settled in, let's begin.
[08:39] Loid
Eden College is one of the most
prestigious schools in the country.
[08:43] Loid
During the interview, not only
will the child be evaluated,
[08:45] Loid
but so will the parents.
[08:46] Loid
They will be evaluated on their social
standing as well as how cultured they are.
[08:49] Loid
Understood?
[08:51] Loid
Now, let's start the questions.
[08:52] Loid
First, please state your name and address.
[08:56] Anya
Anya Fo...Fo...Horger. Address?
[08:59] Loid
The place we're at right now.
[09:01] Anya
This is Anya's house!
[09:02] Loid
That's not what I meant.
[09:03] Loid
Er, so, Miss Anya... How do
you spend your days off?
[09:07] Anya
Papa orders me to stay home,
[09:10] Anya
so I have to watch TV all alone.
[09:12] Loid
Now, wait a second.
[09:14] Loid
That makes a terrible impression. Madam?
[09:16] Yor
Yes?
[09:17] Loid
Why did you choose Eden College,
and how do you plan to pass this exam?
[09:20] Yor
How do people usually pass?
[09:22] Yor
Um, pass, passing...
[09:24] Yor
Perhaps because of cardiac arrest,
or excessive bleeding?
[09:28] Yor
Or compound fractures throughout the body?
[09:30] Yor
Oh! Maybe their skull was caved in.
[09:33] Loid
Kill me now. Next question.
[09:34] Loid
Could you describe your parenting methods?
[09:36] Yor
Huh? U-Um... Strike first to be victorious?
[09:39] Loid
I'm amazed her brother turned
out to be a decent human being.
[09:43] Loid
I've been a spy for over a decade.
[09:45] Loid
I've completed countless missions,
yet only now do I find myself losing heart.
[09:50] Loid
This is pointless. There's no way we'll
survive the interview at this rate.
[09:53] Loid
Let's give up on getting
her into that school.
[09:55] Yor
Loid! Please remember
your late wife's wishes!
[10:00] Loid
Clearly, we weren't ready
for this mock interview yet.
[10:02] Loid
All right, let's go out for a bit.
[10:04] Loid
Let's broaden our horizons, become versed
in what is normal for an upper-class family,
[10:09] Loid
and make sure that we're
all on the same page.
[10:13] Anya
We're on an ooting,
an ooting, la, la, la, lah!
[10:16] Loid
You mean "outing."
[10:18] Anya
Wanna hold hands, Mama?
[10:21] Yor
I-If you don't mind.
[10:23] Loid
Thank goodness Anya's taken a liking to her.
[10:26] Loid
The plan is set.
[10:28] Loid
After today, we'll seem like a normal... no.
[10:30] Loid
We'll be seen as an upper-crust family.
[10:33] Yor
Oh... This reminds me of when my little
brother was still small and adorable.
[10:39] Yor
And that one time I hugged him too hard
and ended up breaking two of his ribs.
[10:45] Yor
I must be careful.
[10:48] Loid
Wait... what? Maybe not...
[10:54] Yor
B-By the way, where are we headed?
[10:56] Loid
I've acquired a variety of tickets
through my connections at work.
[11:15] Loid
Tradition and status are
everything at Eden College.
[11:19] Loid
We'll have to experience and get accustomed
to the best that life has to offer,
[11:21] Loid
and make sure we don't slip
up if we let our guard down.
[11:30] Loid
All right, next.
[11:34] Loid
Anya, no yelling while we're here.
[11:37] Anya
'Kay.
[11:38] Loid
We've experienced first-class music,
[11:40] Loid
so now for some first-class art...
And you know the rest.
[11:43] Anya
Papa! I can see her boobies!
[11:46] Anya
Head's been choppy-chopped!
Body's been choppy-chopped!
[11:49] Loid
What did I just say about yelling?
[11:58] Loid
Yor?
[12:00] Loid
Y-Yor...?
[12:05] Anya
I wanna do that!
[12:07] Loid
Drawing? Sure.
[12:09] Loid
Yor, why don't we sit down for a bit?
[12:12] Yor
All right.
[12:13] Anya
Anya's house is a big castle.
[12:16] Anya
The boss of the secret organization
is Director Chimera.
[12:20] Anya
Papa is a spy! Pew, pew!
[12:22] Anya
Mama is an assassin!
Stabby, stabby, sploosh!
[12:27] Loid
We should probably get going.
[12:29] Yor
Yes.
[12:32] Anya
All done!
[12:33] Loid
Anya, we're going to our next stop.
[12:36] Anya
If Papa and Mama see this,
they'll find out about my powers!
[12:41] Loid
Wow, that's quite a masterpiece.
[12:44] Loid
There seems to be a pig in a forest.
[12:46] Anya
That's Mr. Chimera, and he lives in a castle!
[12:48] Loid
I see. I definitely see
Bondman there, though.
[12:51] Loid
I'm right, aren't I?
[12:53] Anya
Yep...
[12:53] Loid
It's that spy cartoon you
were watching last week.
[12:55] Loid
So this witch-looking one
must be the princess.
[12:59] Loid
That part seems rather graphic.
[13:00] Loid
Oh, but that cat is cute.
[13:02] Anya
That's a doggy!
[13:02] Loid
I see. Then I apologize.
[13:06] Loid
We're going to the tailor next.
[13:10] Yor
Sorry to have you do this on your day off.
[13:13] Loid
It's quite all right. This is
something we need to do.
[13:15] Anya
My going-out clothes are so cute!
[13:17] Anya
They fit perfectly!
[13:19] Anya
This shop is great! I love it!
[13:21] Proprietress
Why, thank you.
[13:23] Anya
This is my first ooting
in my going-out clothes.
[13:26] Proprietress
Then it must be a day of celebration.
[13:28] Anya
A day to celebrate this ooting!
[13:29] Loid
In that case, we can stop by
a photography studio next.
[13:32] Female Employee
Yor, dear. Right this way.
[13:34] Yor
Coming.
[13:37] Proprietress
If you're looking for a semi-formal dress,
I think this color would do nicely.
[13:41] Proprietress
What do you think?
[13:42] Yor
I'd honestly prefer a black or red dress.
[13:46] Proprietress
Really? I think this would
look nice on you, Yor.
[13:49] Proprietress
Then how about this?
[13:51] Loid
Judging from her lack of luggage,
I thought she had no interest in clothes.
[13:56] Loid
I see you're particular
about matching colors.
[13:58] Yor
No... I wouldn't say that.
[14:01] Yor
This color's lovely, but I'm worried that
blood splatters would be too noticeable.
[14:10] Female Employee
Looks like Yor finally found someone nice.
[14:13] Proprietress
Hopefully they last. Having a child
already is an instant no for me, though.
[14:19] Loid
Looks like the extra outfits will
be ready by the interview, too.
[14:22] Yor
I'm so sorry to have you get so many.
[14:25] Loid
Well, you look nice in
colors besides red and black.
[14:28] Loid
We'll be going out more often, too.
[14:30] Anya
Ootings! Ootings!
[14:32] Loid
You're a regular at that shop, aren't you?
[14:34] Loid
I'm sure we'll continue to shop there, so next
time, we should tell them we're married.
[14:40] Yor
Oh, right.
[14:55] Politician
We, the Nationalist Party, believe that
there is a road to peace with the West.
[15:00] Loid
Patriotism is also important within Eden.
[15:01] Audience A
You moron!
[15:01] Audience B
Kill all the bastards in the West!
[15:01] Politician
Continuing to treat Westalis as
the enemy will do us no good.
[15:03] Loid
I'll need to make sure she's knowledgeable
of politics and history, as well.
[15:06] Audience C
Piss off, traitor!
[15:08] Audience F
Gimme money, gimme money, gimme money...
[15:08] Audience D
Those bastards killed my family!
[15:11] Audience E
Get lost with the pleasantries!
[15:12] Audience G
First I lost my job, then my home!
[15:12] Loid
What's the matter?
[15:13] Anya
I don't like places like this...
[15:15] Audience H
Kill all the shitheads in the West!
[15:15] Loid
Sorry. Maybe this was a
little scary for you.
[15:17] Yor
Let's go rest somewhere.
[15:18] Audience I
The East did nothing wrong!
[15:20] Audience mob
Go back to your Western masters!
[15:21] Audience mob
Damn it!
[15:22] Audience mob
You pig!
[15:23] Audience mob
You stupid baldy!
[15:24] Audience mob
Your feet smell, too!
[15:26] Anya
Papa, I'm hungry.
[15:28] Loid
Huh?
[15:29] Loid
Are you all right or not?
[15:36] Loid
No, Anya. Don't just pick the nuts off
the top, and no eating with your hands.
[15:42] Loid
And Yor, uh... Hmm...
[15:45] Loid
I've been a spy for over a decade.
[15:47] Loid
I've completed countless missions,
yet once again I find myself losing heart.
[15:53] Anya
S'all good, Papa.
[15:54] Loid
What is?
[15:56] Loid
Yeah, I definitely picked the wrong child.
[15:59] Loid
No, this is all because I was
expected to rely on others.
[16:03] Loid
I shouldn't have put the key to success in
the hands of others, let alone civilians.
[16:09] Loid
Predicting every possible
situation, preparing for it,
[16:11] Loid
and acting from a carefully laid-out plan.
[16:13] Loid
Those are the ironclad rules of being a spy.
[16:15] Loid
Which means that I need to list every
possible question the interviewer can ask,
[16:19] Loid
then have these two memorize the
perfect answers to go with them.
[16:22] Loid
If all else fails, make sure
I can back them up—
[16:24] Yor
Um...
[16:25] Yor
Why don't we go get some fresh air?
[16:40] Anya
The people look like bits
of trash from up here.
[16:42] Loid
Where did you get that from?
[16:44] Anya
My cartoons.
[16:45] Loid
Ah...
[16:46] Loid
I had no idea there was a park like
this on the outskirts of town.
[16:49] Yor
I don't come here that often either,
[16:52] Yor
but I wander over here when
I'm exhausted from work.
[16:55] Yor
Thinking about how the work I do
helps everyone in this city out
[17:01] Yor
encourages me to work harder.
[17:04] Yor
Oh, this place must be awfully
boring! I'm terribly sorry!
[17:08] Anya
I like this place better
than crowded places!
[17:10] Yor
Oh, that's wonderful!
[17:23] Old woman
Thief! Someone help!
[17:25] Loid
That old lady should've been more careful.
[17:29] Yor
You won't get away with this!
[17:30] Yor
Hold it right there!
[17:32] Loid
Oh, damn it.
[17:38] Yor
I lost track of him.
[17:40] Yor
Are you all right, ma'am? Are you hurt?
[17:42] Old woman
I'm fine. Just a few scratches.
[17:45] Yor
I promise I'll catch him for you!
And I'll take you to the hospital later!
[17:49] Old woman
Why, thank you.
[17:51] Yor
I left Loid and Anya behind.
[17:59] Loid
He blended in with the crowd.
[18:01] Loid
I'm very sorry, Yor, but you probably
won't be able to find him now.
[18:07] Mob A
Man, I'm starving.
[18:08] Mob B
So expensive...
[18:09] Mob C
Aw, this is so cute.
[18:10] Mob D
Crap, I'm gonna piss my pants.
[18:11] Mob E
My feet hurt.
[18:11] Mob G
That shopworker is so cool.
[18:12] Mob F
I wonder if there's a million
dalc lying around somewhere.
[18:13] Mob M
Oh, I forgot to pay my rent.
[18:13] Mob H
Man, he's late.
[18:14] Mob I
Honestly, this child...
[18:15] Mob J
What am I going to do? I failed my test again.
[18:15] Mob K
That bastard. I'm gonna murder him.
[18:16] Mob L
Maybe I'll say hi...
[18:19] Loid
Hey, this again?
[18:23] Thief
Man, that old crone was loaded.
[18:28] Anya
Papa!
[18:29] Loid
Whoa, what?
[18:31] Anya
I wanna eat cake!
[18:32] Loid
What?!
[18:34] Loid
We just left the restaurant...
[18:38] Loid
He's...
[18:39] Loid
He changed his clothes, but it's not
so easy to change the way you walk.
[18:44] Loid
Don't think you'll get away from me.
[18:46] Yor
Loid!
[18:48] Anya
Mama's here.
[18:49] Loid
Yor, look after Anya for me.
[18:51] Thief
I'll be able to have plenty of
fun for a while with this much.
[18:54] Thief
First, I'm gonna treat myself
to the finest meal and—
[19:00] Loid
A filthy swine like you deserves
nothing more than the foulest meal.
[19:05] Mob N
What's going on?
[19:06] Mob O
A guy just dropped from the sky.
[19:07] Loid
A spy must not bring attention to himself.
[19:11] Mob P
Did he fall?
[19:14] Loid
Pardon me. This fellow is a purse snatcher,
so please call the police and hand him over.
[19:20] Mob P
A purse snatcher?
[19:23] Old woman
Thank you for escorting
me all the way here.
[19:26] Old woman
I had money to get my grandchild
a gift in my purse.
[19:29] Old woman
Thank you so much. You were a big help.
[19:31] Yor
Oh, actually...
[19:33] Yor
The one who got it back
was my, um, husband.
[19:37] Loid
No, if you weren't there, Yor,
I wouldn't have even gone after him.
[19:42] Old woman
Thank you so much. What a
fine gentleman you are.
[19:45] Loid
Er, again...
[19:47] Chief
Hero who casts no shadow,
[19:49] Chief
the great deeds you and your fellow
agents do shall never see the light of day.
[19:53] Old woman
Thank you.
[19:56] Loid
I guess... receiving thanks every
once in a while wouldn't hurt.
[20:00] Anya
Papa is a softie.
[20:02] Loid
Thank you, Yor.
[20:06] Loid
Today was a nice change of pace.
[20:08] Loid
Now I'll be able to work hard again.
[20:17] Anya
Papa and Mama are flirting.
[20:20] Loid and Yor
We are not!
[20:21] Anya
Does Anya get a thank you, too?
[20:23] Loid
Well... I guess we did find the thief
because you were hungry again.
[20:28] Loid
Good girl.
[20:31] Old woman
My, what a lovely family you are.
[20:36] Old woman
Here's some candy for you, dear.
[20:38] Anya
Candy!
[20:40] Loid
Make sure you say, "Thank you."
[20:45] Anya
The ooting is over!
[20:47] Loid
What a long day.
[20:52] Anya
Mama!
[20:54] Anya
I want some hot cocoa, please!
[20:57] Yor
As you wish.
[21:05] Loid
Hey, more importantly, we need
to retry this mock interview.
[21:09] Loid
So, Miss Anya, how do you
spend your days off?
[21:12] Anya
We go to the opera, the museum,
and eat at restaurants.
[21:16] Loid
Yes! Exactly!
[21:18] Loid
If you're asked this question,
make sure you talk about today.
[21:20] Loid
Okay, next question.
[21:22] Loid
You've seen your friend
do something naughty.
[21:26] Loid
What will you do?
[21:31] Anya
I'd jump on top of them, beat them up,
and make them eat the foulest meal!
[21:35] Loid
Hmm... Pretend you never saw that, okay?
[21:39] Loid
Yup, this is hopeless. I'm done.
[21:42] Anya
Papa, you were so cool!
[21:44] Yor
Yes, he was.
[21:46] Anya
Ka-bam!
[21:48] Anya
It's the foulest meal for you!
[22:04] Anya
Hot cocoa is the best.
[22:07] Old woman
My, what a lovely family you are.
[22:13] Loid
I guess if she saw us that way...
[22:16] Loid
About one percent of my
preparations are complete.
SIGN THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW
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[01:30] Loid
The time has come.
[01:32] Loid
Let us check our personal effects.
[01:34] Yor
All clear, sir.
[01:36] Loid
And now, our appearances.
[01:39] Yor
All clear, sir.
[01:40] Loid
And a final check of our verbal etiquette.
[01:42] Anya
All set, please. Will do my best, please.
[01:46] Loid
I feel nothing but anxiety about this,
[01:48] Loid
but we've done everything we could.
[01:54] Loid
Now, onward...
SIGN THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW
[01:56] Loid
To Eden College's interview!
[02:00] Yor
It's so big!
[02:01] Loid
Well, it is one of this country's top schools.
[02:04] Yor
And there are so many examinees...
[02:06] Loid
They're all our rivals.
[02:09] Loid
Anya, are you going to
be okay in this crowd?
[02:11] Anya
I'll be okay, please.
[02:13] Loid
Let us go, then.
[02:16] Loid
This feeling...
[02:17] Loid
There's no doubt about it.
[02:19] Loid
I've experienced this many times.
[02:22] Loid
Someone is watching us. Could it be...
[02:26] Loid
Is there an enemy hidden in this crowd?
[02:27] Anya
An enemy?
[02:28] Yor
I feel someone's gaze...
[02:30] Loid
No, that's not it.
[02:32] Loid
I'm not the only one being watched.
[02:35] Loid
It's always an unpleasant
feeling to be observed like this.
[02:39] Loid
There.
[02:40] Loid
Four in the overhead passage.
[02:42] Loid
Four in the bell tower.
[02:43] Loid
More in the buildings to the left and right.
[02:46] Loid
I have information on most
of the staff at this school.
[02:50] Loid
Those... are the instructors.
[02:53] Loid
They're observing every action that
everyone is taking and scoring them
[02:58] Loid
to see if they're worthy of this school.
[02:59] Loid
Which means... the exam has already begun.
[03:03] Loid
I need you two to be on your guard.
[03:05] Loid
We're being watched by the examiners.
[03:07] Yor
Huh?
[03:08] Loid
We'll do this just as we practiced.
[03:10] Instructor A
D-68, fail.
[03:12] Instructor B
A-12, fail.
[03:14] Instructor D
G-114, pass.
[03:15] Henderson
I must say, the examinees
this year lack refinement.
[03:19] Henderson
They all lack true elegance.
[03:21] Teachers
Good morning, Housemaster.
SIGN Eden College
<Housemaster>
[03:24] Henderson
It displeases me to know their crude feet
[03:26] Henderson
are trudging upon the blessed
ground of our school.
[03:29] Henderson
Elegance creates tradition.
[03:32] Henderson
Elegance is what truly makes
this world a paradise.
[03:35] Henderson
Fail any family lacking
elegance immediately.
[03:38] Instructor B
Yes, sir.
[03:39] Henderson
Hm?
[03:42] Henderson
Oho...
[03:47] Henderson
It appears that not all hope has been lost.
[03:52] Henderson
They are paying their respects
to the statue of our founder?!
[03:56] Loid
I, Twilight, am a man of a thousand faces.
[03:58] Loid
Becoming exactly the person my target
wants me to be is mere child's play.
[04:02] Loid
Behold!
[04:03] Yor
I haven't the slightest clue
as to who this gentleman is,
[04:06] Yor
but everything should be fine as
long as I do what Loid is doing.
[04:10] Anya
Baldy head!
[04:12] Henderson
S-So elegant!
[04:15] Henderson
How very elegant!
[04:17] Henderson
Who is that family?
[04:19] Instructor D
K-212. They are the Forgers, sir.
[04:22] Instructor D
Their daughter Anya just barely passed
the written exam with a score of 31.
[04:26] Henderson
Absolutely not elegant!
And such awful penmanship!
[04:32] Henderson
So the father has remarried?
[04:33] Instructor B
Might they be an impromptu
family for admission purposes?
[04:37] Henderson
I am not certain. We must investigate.
[04:39] Henderson
We must ascertain whether
or not they have true elegance.
[04:42] Instructor E
We'll confirm your admission numbers here.
[04:45] Instructor F
G-114. Please go to Hall 1.
[04:48] Instructor F
Ah, A-12. Please enter Hall 2.
[04:52] Loid
I see they're wasting no
time with the screening.
[04:54] Instructor F
K-212. Please head to Hall 1.
[05:00] Loid
We're still being observed.
Don't let your guard down.
[05:03] Yor
It's so nerve-racking
being watched like this...
[05:05] Anya
I need to pick my nose.
[05:07] Loid
Absolutely not.
[05:08] Boy
Oh, no!
[05:11] Boy
I've accidentally fallen into
the gutter, and I can't get out!
[05:13] Loid
Uh... That's too blatant if
they're trying to test us.
[05:14] Boy
Oh, no. Whatever shall I do?
[05:17] Loid
Perhaps they're thinking
he might be a threat,
[05:17] Boy
Ah, I don't know what I should do.
[05:19] Loid
but no one is trying to go near him.
[05:19] Boy
Who knew there'd be a gutter here?
[05:21] Loid
But if he is part of the test,
we must deal with this accordingly.
[05:23] Boy
I'm so shocked. I'm really stuck.
[05:27] Anya
Papa! Mama! There is someone
who needs our help, please!
[05:30] Anya
Let us save him!
[05:31] Loid
Are you all right, lad?
[05:34] Boy
Oh, no! I've slipped and I cannot get up!
[05:36] Boy
This is all for merits... More merits!
[05:40] Henderson
Precisely.
[05:41] Henderson
You're heading to an interview. You wouldn't
dare sully your clothes with sewage.
[05:45] Henderson
Now, how will you elegantly get through—
[05:55] Loid
Are you hurt?
[05:56] Anya
Use my hanky, please.
[05:59] Loid
Make sure you go to
the infirmary, just in case.
[06:02] Henderson
Clearly, I expected too much.
[06:04] Henderson
In the end, they were just some
commoners from the countryside.
[06:07] Henderson
Do not think for a second that you can
[06:09] Henderson
set foot in our house of
learning wearing soiled clothes.
[06:12] Henderson
Throw K-212 out immediately.
[06:15] Boy
Oh, no... These people are
going to fail because of me.
[06:18] Boy
Um, I'm so sorr—
[06:20] Yor
Thank goodness we anticipated this,
[06:22] Yor
and prepared a change of
clothes just in case!
[06:25] Henderson
Who in the world would
ever anticipate that?!
[06:29] Yor
Besides, your grey suit seems to
fit the attire at this school more.
[06:33] Loid
If I had continued wearing my previous suit,
[06:35] Loid
we would've been mistaken for
commoners from the countryside.
[06:38] Loid
Thank you for giving us the
opportunity to change, lad.
[06:42] Henderson
On top of everything else,
they even thanked the boy!
[06:45] Henderson
Brilliant... So smart, and elegant!
[06:50] Henderson
Curse you and your cunning, Loid Forger.
[06:53] Instructor B
Housemaster, we are supposed
to be testing the child.
[06:56] Henderson
Silence!
[06:57] Henderson
Children learn from their parents' example!
[06:59] Henderson
Yes. The parents of a child who scores 30
points must also be only worth 30 points!
[07:04] Henderson
I'll make you reveal your true identity yet!
[07:09] Man
Oh, no!
[07:11] Man
The animals have escaped the farmhouse!
[07:14] Loid
You're really going this far, Eden College?!
[07:18] Mob 1
Hey, don't push me!
[07:19] Mob 2
Just go, you moron!
[07:20] Mob 4
Mommy! Mommy, Mommy!
[07:20] Mob 3
Shut up!
[07:21] Loid
Are they trying to see if we reveal
our true selves in an emergency?
[07:23] Loid
We'll be playing right into the
examiners' hands if we panic.
[07:26] Loid
Do not break Formation D.
[07:28] Loid
We will show these animals
nothing but benevolence!
[07:31] Henderson
Hey.
[07:32] Henderson
Who told you to go that far?
[07:34] Instructor D
Wait...
[07:35] Instructor D
It wasn't you, Housemaster?
[07:37] Henderson
Impossible! Is this...
[07:39] Henderson
an actual accident?!
[07:42] Henderson
There are some very important
people among the examinees!
[07:44] Henderson
Go stop this mess before they're hurt!
[07:47] Vice Minister
I'm the Vice Minister of
the Ministry of Finance!
[07:49] Banker
Hell if I care! I'm the
CEO of the Central Bank!
[07:51] Child A
Wait! Father!
[07:57] Vice Minister
Well done, you!
[07:58] Loid
Are you all right?
[08:01] Yor
Loid!
[08:01] Yor
It's happening to Miss Anya again.
[08:03] Loid
The mass panic must've hit her.
[08:06] Loid
The test is the last thing
I need to worry about now.
[08:10] Loid
That must be the leader of this herd.
[08:13] Loid
That's the one I need to stop,
but I'll have to use my gun—
[08:16] Loid
No...
[08:17] Yor
Please look after Miss Anya for a moment.
[08:19] Loid
Yor?
[08:40] Yor
I-It's not what you think!
[08:42] Yor
I once learned about pressure points that
can stop one's movements in a yoga class!
[08:45] Yor
I-I figured they might work on cows, too!
[08:48] Yor
Please don't look at me like that!
[08:51] Anya
Ms. Cow?
[08:52] Anya
Is she scared?
[08:56] Loid
That's dangerous, Anya!
[09:01] Anya
S'okay, please. Don't be scared.
[09:07] Loid
What are you—
[09:14] Anya
They're gonna go home now.
[09:17] Loid
Apparently so.
[09:18] Loid
Thankfully, no one was hurt.
[09:21] Henderson
E-Ele...
[09:23] Henderson
Ele-le... Ele-le-le-le...
[09:26] Henderson
Elegance!
[09:31] Instructor B
Housemaster?
[09:32] Henderson
Forger!
[09:35] Loid
He's...
[09:37] Loid
one of the housemasters.
[09:38] Loid
Is he in charge of this exam?
[09:41] Henderson
Y-You helped us avoid a crisis. I thank you.
[09:43] Henderson
And... you have bested me for today.
[09:48] Henderson
To give us all time to collect
ourselves after this chaos,
[09:51] Henderson
we will be delaying the
start of the interviews.
[09:54] Henderson
Return to your hall once you've
had a moment to tidy yourselves.
[09:57] Henderson
Your family has the right
to apply to our school.
[10:01] Loid
Sir...
[10:03] Loid
It looks like we've avoided failure.
[10:06] Loid
I humbly thank you for your generosity.
[10:08] Loid
But have no fear.
[10:11] Loid
We anticipated something like this...
[10:14] Loid
and prepared another change of clothes.
[10:17] Henderson
This isn't about elegance anymore!
These people are just scary!
[10:22] Narrator
The Forgers successfully make
it to the actual interview.
[10:27] Swan
You truly thought you could apply to
our school without even knowing that?
[10:31] Child B
Huh?
[10:32] Swan
Well? Cat got your tongue?
[10:34] Child B
Huh?
[10:36] Child B
Um, uh...
[10:39] Father D
Thank you very much.
[10:42] Father D
What kind of answer was that?!
[10:46] Loid
I've been a spy for over a decade,
[10:48] Loid
and for the first time...
[10:50] Loid
I'm actually nervous.
[10:52] Loid
Even when I infiltrated the ranks
of an evil terrorist group,
[10:56] Loid
or when I managed to stop the launch of
a missile with one second remaining...
[11:01] Loid
I never found it so hard to
breathe as I do right now.
[11:04] Loid
The fear of letting someone else
decide my success or failure...
[11:08] Instructor G
Next, the Forgers.
[11:11] Anya
Yep!
[11:11] Loid and Yor
Yes, sir.
[11:14] Loid
Yes, this is definitely going to be...
[11:17] Loid
the most crucial moment of Operation Strix!
[11:17] Evans
Please, have a seat.
[11:21] Loid
Thank you for having us.
[11:22] Henderson
So you've come, Forgers.
[11:24] Loid
The Forgers shall prevail in this
game of information warfare.
[11:30] Evans
First, we will begin by asking
the parents a few questions.
SIGN Walter Evans (59)
Housemaster of Dorm 5 <Malcom Hall>
Subject Taught: English
Personality: Mild-mannered • Sincere • Conservative
[11:36] Loid
The housemaster of Dorm 5, Malcom Hall.
[11:38] Loid
Mild-mannered, sincere, and conservative.
[11:41] Loid
The students are very fond of him.
[11:44] Loid
As long as we respond with
sincere, logical answers,
[11:47] Loid
we'll score highly with him.
[11:49] Evans
I was informed that this is your second
wife. May I ask how you two met?
[11:53] Loid
I see we're getting straight to the point.
[11:56] Loid
Eden College does prioritize
family values, after all.
[11:59] Loid
I met my wife at the tailor shop that
handles this school's uniforms,
[12:04] Loid
and I was in awe of her grace.
[12:08] Loid
Ever since I lost my first wife,
[12:10] Loid
I was hesitant to pursue another
relationship because of my daughter.
[12:13] Loid
But the more we spoke, the more
I felt that she was a kindred spirit.
[12:18] Loid
She is truly kind and cares
dearly about family.
[12:21] Loid
I came to the conclusion that she'd
get along well with my daughter.
[12:24] Evans
Ah... And what about you, Madam?
[12:28] Yor
Well...
[12:29] Yor
L-Loid is a wonderful person who
truly cares for his daughter.
[12:33] Yor
He's also very considerate of me.
[12:36] Evans
Ah, I'm happy to hear that you
have such a loving family.
[12:40] Swan
Why would a beautiful girl like you choose
to be with a man who's got baggage?
[12:45] Henderson
That was rather uncouth, Master Swan.
SIGN Murdoch Swan (47)
Housemaster of Dorm 2 <Cline Hall>
Subject Taught: Economics
Personality: Arrogant • Greedy • Callous
[12:48] Loid
The housemaster of Dorm 2, Cline Hall.
[12:51] Loid
He's the only son of the former
headmaster, and a legacy hire.
[12:55] Loid
Arrogant, greedy, and callous.
[12:58] Loid
His wife filed for divorce last month,
[13:01] Loid
and he just lost custody
of his daughter, as well.
[13:04] Loid
Reviewing all of his previous
interview questions and comments,
[13:06] Loid
he is clearly jealous of other families,
and takes out his frustrations on them.
[13:10] Loid
It's best that we avoid provoking him.
[13:13] Evans
Now for our next question.
[13:15] Evans
Could you tell us why you
chose to apply to our school?
[13:19] Loid
For only one reason, sir.
[13:20] Loid
To get close to my target, Desmond!
[13:21] Loid
The quality of the instructors at
this establishment is superior.
[13:25] Loid
Of course, you are all very
knowledgeable and cultured,
[13:28] Loid
but when it comes to teaching anything,
from patriotism to how to be an elite,
[13:33] Loid
the instructors of the
prestigious Eden College
[13:36] Loid
are second to none.
SIGN Henry Henderson (66)
Housemaster of Dorm 3 <Cecile Hall>
Subject Taught: History
Personality: Elegant
[13:39] Henderson
Elegantly done, Loid Forger.
[13:41] Henderson
I knew I saw potential in you.
[13:44] Evans
Now then, how would the two
of you describe your daughter?
[13:48] Evans
Please let us know about her
strengths and weaknesses.
[13:52] Loid
Anya is an extremely curious child.
[13:56] Loid
Her habit of sticking her nose where it
doesn't belong could be seen as a weakness,
[13:59] Loid
but she is a truly intelligent child.
[14:02] Henderson
Intelligent?! Her?!
[14:03] Anya
Shock!
[14:04] Loid
Sometimes, it's like she
sees right through me,
[14:07] Anya
Yikes...
[14:08] Loid
which keeps me on my feet.
[14:10] Loid
I would say her main shortcoming
is that she's a picky eater.
[14:13] Evans
Ah... And how would you describe
your parenting style, Madam?
[14:18] Yor
Just like we practiced...
[14:20] Yor
As you already know, I am
not her biological mother.
[14:25] Yor
At first, I spoiled her quite often
in hopes that she would like me.
[14:29] Yor
But for the sake of her future, I'm hoping
I can become a bit stricter at times.
[14:35] Evans
We've been told that your
daughter is a picky eater.
[14:39] Evans
What kind of meals do you cook at home?
[14:42] Yor
Huh? C-Cook?
[14:44] Yor
Um...
[14:45] Loid
I actually do most of the cooking.
[14:47] Loid
Though when I'm busy, my wife
is kind enough to cook for me.
[14:51] Loid
Not that that's happened even once yet.
[14:53] Swan
You're joking! What kind of wife
can't cook for her husband?!
[14:57] Swan
You should probably be stricter with
yourself before you worry about that child.
[15:01] Loid
Everyone has strengths and weaknesses.
[15:03] Loid
She is extremely tidy and excels
at keeping our house spotless.
[15:07] Loid
She is also an excellent
mother to my daughter.
[15:09] Swan
Yes, well, both of those are
things women are expected to do.
[15:13] Loid
That's—
[15:14] Yor
I-It's all right, Loid.
[15:16] Evans
Now, now...
[15:16] Loid
Yes. Calm down.
[15:19] Loid
Why are you getting irritated, Twilight?
[15:21] Loid
She's not even your real wife.
[15:26] Swan
A lovey-dovey hot couple? You make me sick.
[15:29] Swan
I'll keep jabbing at you until you slip up.
[15:32] Swan
If I can't make sure these two fail,
there's clearly no justice in this world.
[15:36] Anya
He doesn't like Papa and Mama!
[15:38] Anya
I need to do my best!
[15:40] Evans
N-Next, let's ask the
young lady some questions.
[15:44] Loid
Here it comes.
[15:44] Evans
First, could you tell us
your name and address?
[15:49] Anya
My name is Anya Holger!
[15:50] Anya
My address is in... Berlint, West District...
[15:53] Anya
128 Park... Avenue!
[15:58] Evans
And what do you do on your
days off, young lady?
[16:01] Anya
We go to moozeums...
[16:03] Anya
and eat operas...
[16:04] Loid
Good. These were questions we anticipated.
[16:07] Evans
What would you like to do once
you get into this school?
[16:10] Anya
Um, uh...
[16:12] Anya
What was I supposed to say?
[16:13] Loid
In my case, I first need to
participate in a social gathering,
[16:16] Loid
and get to the bottom of what the boss of
the enemy organization, Desmond, is planning.
[16:19] Anya
I-I want to find out what the boss
of the organization is planning!
[16:22] Loid
What in the world are you saying?! Hello?!
[16:24] Evans
The boss of the organization?
Maybe you meant the headmaster.
[16:28] Loid
I do apologize. My daughter
is rather ambitious.
[16:32] Loid
She's extremely curious about the headmaster,
since he's clearly made it to the top.
[16:35] Henderson
Oho...
[16:36] Henderson
The desire to learn from her
predecessors at such an early age...
[16:40] Henderson
That's quite elegant.
[16:42] Henderson
Do you happen to know the name
of the principal, young lady?
[16:46] Anya
Um, B-Be...
[16:48] Loid
Yes. Benedict Ivan Goodfellow.
[16:51] Anya
Mr. Benedick Advent Goodheller.
[16:54] Henderson
Hmm... Then,
[16:56] Henderson
could you tell us how hard you would have
to work in order to succeed like him?
[17:02] Anya
Yes. Like getting through
the jungle with no supplies,
[17:04] Anya
and dancing with death over
and over to get brave!
[17:09] Loid
That was the training montage the
protagonist of her spy cartoon did yesterday.
[17:13] Henderson
S-Such incredible resolve!
[17:15] Henderson
It appears as though I have
underestimated this young lady.
[17:18] Evans
I don't think you have to do quite that much.
[17:21] Evans
Let's change the subject.
What does your father do for a living?
[17:25] Anya
He's a sp—a speshulist in
mental health. A very good one.
[17:29] Evans
Hm? Are you a little stuffed up?
[17:32] Evans
Then how do you feel about your new mother?
[17:36] Anya
She is very nice.
[17:38] Anya
But she's scary sometimes.
[17:40] Evans
If you were to give your parents
a score, what might that be?
[17:46] Anya
A perfect 100 points.
[17:48] Anya
My Papa and Mama are both so
much fun, and I love them very much.
[17:51] Anya
I want to be with them forever.
[17:54] Swan
Tch. God, no one needs this rubbish.
[17:57] Swan
In that case, would you score your
old mother or your new mother higher?
[18:01] Evans
Come now, Master Swan...
[18:03] Swan
Is there a problem?
[18:04] Loid
May I respectfully request
a different question?
[18:06] Swan
Absolutely not. If you do not
answer, you will lose points.
[18:10] Loid
I don't know exactly how she
ended up in that orphanage,
[18:12] Loid
but her actual parents
are probably already...
[18:21] Anya
Ma...ma...
[18:25] Loid
Anya...
[18:27] Anya
Mama...
[18:28] Swan
I see, I see.
[18:30] Swan
So you do prefer your old mother.
[18:32] Yor
This is too cruel!
[18:33] Loid
Please calm down, Yor.
[18:34] Yor
But this is just—
[18:36] Loid
We need to remain calm for
the sake of this mission.
[18:38] Swan
We have plenty of students here who live
away from their parents in our dorms.
[18:41] Swan
If she's going to cry over
every little trifling thing,
[18:45] Swan
she'll never survive at our establishment!
[18:47] Loid
So what if he's being slanderous?
[18:50] Loid
We are nothing more than a pretend family.
[18:50] Yor
Trifling? You call this trifling?
[18:53] Loid
This is nothing.
[18:55] Swan
Now, now, Mrs. Second Wife.
[18:57] Swan
Don't snap at me just because
she loves her real mother more.
[19:00] Swan
Oh, I feel so much better.
[19:03] Loid
Restrain yourself...
[19:05] Loid
Twilight!
[19:14] Loid
I do beg your pardon.
[19:16] Loid
There was a mosquito.
[19:18] Loid
Thank you very much for your time today.
[19:20] Swan
Hey, where are you going?!
[19:21] Swan
The interview's not over yet!
[19:24] Loid
If making light of a child's feelings is part
of your establishment's educational policies,
[19:29] Loid
then I'm afraid we have
chosen the wrong school.
[19:32] Swan
You fiend! You dare
disgrace our fine school?!
[19:35] Loid
Come now, you two.
[19:37] Loid
Please excuse us.
[19:38] Swan
Don't think you'll ever walk
through our gates again!
[19:42] Henderson
That's quite enough, Master Swan.
[19:44] Swan
Are you taking issue with my methods?
[19:47] Swan
He may be the former headmaster,
[19:47] Evans
Now, now...
[19:48] Swan
but my father's influence
within this school is still strong.
[19:50] Swan
It'd be wise for you to
watch that mouth of yours.
[19:55] Swan
Hey! Hurry up and call the next one in!
[19:58] (Flashback) Loid
...the instructors of the
prestigious Eden College
[20:01] Loid
are second to none.
[20:04] Henderson
If all I can do is curry
favor with the authorities,
[20:07] Henderson
I have no right to call myself an educator.
[20:10] Henderson
I must ask, who truly disgraced our school?
[20:13] Swan
Huh?!
[20:16] Evans
Wha—
[20:18] Henderson
Hmm...
[20:19] Henderson
That was rather elegant,
if I do say so myself.
[20:23] Henderson
Now, will you be able to face
the instructors at Eden head-on,
[20:27] Henderson
Forgers?
[20:33] Loid
Yeah... We definitely failed.
[20:35] Yor
I-I'll go make us some tea.
[20:39] Loid
I've failed yet again as a spy.
[20:42] Loid
I let unnecessary feelings get
in the way of the mission.
[20:45] Anya
Papa...
[20:46] Anya
I'm sorry.
[20:48] Anya
I'm so sorry that I couldn't do better
[20:52] Anya
on my tests.
[20:55] Loid
It's all right, Anya. You have
no reason to apologize.
[20:58] Loid
You don't want to go to
a school like that, do you?
[21:03] Anya
But I want to go to school...
[21:05] Loid
Huh?
[21:06] Anya
If this mission fails...
[21:09] Anya
I have to go to school or...
[21:12] Anya
...we won't be together anymore.
[21:15] Loid
Anya...
[21:17] Yor
If she fails, of course,
our life here together will be...
[21:22] Yor
But that doesn't matter.
[21:24] Yor
I'm just worried how this may affect my work.
[21:27] Loid
Hmm... But to be honest,
[21:30] Loid
Hell will freeze over before you pass.
[21:32] Anya
Shock!
[21:33] Yor
I-I'm sure everything will be okay!
[21:35] Yor
It'll all work out!
[21:37] Anya
The grandpa with the glasses and
the grandpa with the half-glasses
[21:39] Anya
were really nice!
[21:41] Yor
Yes, exactly!
[21:42] Yor
I'm sure they'll vouch for us!
Let's believe in them.
[21:48] Loid
Spies don't believe in anyone
other than themselves.
[21:52] Loid
They always expect the worst-case
scenarios and prepare for them.
[21:56] (Flashback) Anya
I want to be with them forever.
[22:00] Loid
But... Maybe just a little bit...
[22:03] Loid
Yes. Let's leave the result to fate,
[22:07] Loid
and try to recover from how
exhausting that exam was.
[22:12] Loid
Right now, just for a little bit...
[22:15] Loid
To our family's bright future!
[22:19] Anya
Something just fell!
[22:22] Yor
Our family portrait fell to the floor.
[22:24] Loid
It just fell...
[22:26] Narrator
What will become
[22:28] Narrator
of their mission?
SIGN WILL THEY PASS OR FAIL?
E5 - Will They Pass or Fail
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[00:01] Female Member
Today is the day.
[00:02] Chief
Hm? For what?
[00:04] Female Member
You have to ask?
[00:06] Female member
It's the day Eden College announces
the admissions results.
[00:08] Female Member
The results should be posted
at 1200 hours today.
[00:12] Loid
This is more nerve-racking
than I thought it'd be.
[00:15] Yor
My bracelet just broke.
Why did it have to happen today?
[00:19] Loid
Oh, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
[00:22] Yor
L-Loid, look.
[00:26] Loid
Oh, come on, Yor. Black cats being
unlucky is just a superstition.
[00:31] Yor
Y-You're right.
[00:33] Anya
Papa...
[00:34] Loid
What's the matter?
[00:35] Anya
I just stepped in poop.
[00:40] Chief
Admissions results for Eden College?
[00:42] Chief
Ah, the thing we've got Agent Twilight doing.
[00:45] Female Member
Chief, peace between the East
and West hangs on Operation Strix.
[00:51] Female Member
Please take this more seriously.
[00:53] Chief
You don't know Twilight very well, do you?
[00:57] Female Member
C-Correct, sir.
SIGN Underwear:
[00:59] Chief
He might just be the best spy in all
of Westalis, so don't worry so much.
[01:05] Chief
He'll be telling us that "the sakura
blossoms bloom" soon enough.
[01:08] Female Member
What does that mean, sir?
[01:09] Chief
It's a code phrase from the Far East.
[01:12] Chief
It means they passed.
[01:15] Loid
It's not there.
SIGN WILL THEY PASS OR FAIL?
[02:52] Yor
We failed...
[02:55] Loid
We failed...
[02:56] Anya
We failed.
[02:59] Loid
L-Let's head home.
[03:01] Yor
I-I'll make us some tea.
[03:03] Anya
I'm sorry... It's all because I stepped in poop.
[03:07] Henderson
A moment, Forgers.
[03:12] Loid
Master Henderson...
[03:16] Loid
What is this?
[03:17] Henderson
Look at the very top.
[03:19] Loid
Anya Forger...
[03:22] Henderson
That is the waiting list of successful
applicants, though rather confidential.
[03:27] Loid
A waiting list?
[03:28] Henderson
Correct. Once her overall scores were tallied,
[03:31] Henderson
Anya Forger placed first on that waiting list.
[03:35] Henderson
If any of the current successful
applicants were to withdraw,
[03:39] Henderson
she'll immediately get into the school.
[03:41] Loid
B-But after what we did...
[03:45] Henderson
Do you know what the number one killer
of our species on this planet is?
[03:49] Loid
Huh?
[03:51] Henderson
It is the mosquito!
[03:52] Henderson
Yes. You saved Master Swan from
that brutal killer back there.
[03:57] Henderson
That brought your score up tremendously.
[03:59] Loid
That's insane.
[04:01] Henderson
Stand proud, Forger.
[04:02] Henderson
Your family is worthy of our school.
[04:05] Yor
So if even one person withdraws,
Miss Anya will get in?
[04:09] Henderson
Correct.
[04:10] Yor
But if no one withdraws...
[04:13] Henderson
Now, about that...
[04:15] Zachry Feiss
Th-The Thorn Princess?
[04:17] Zachry Feiss
What are you doing here?
[04:19] Yor
Secretary Zachry Feiss, I presume?
[04:21] Yor
If it's not too much trouble,
I will be taking your life.
[04:25] Zachry Feiss
Please, no! Spare me!
[04:27] Zachry Feiss
I have a son who's just about to turn six!
[04:29] Zachry Feiss
He'll be starting at Eden College next month!
[04:32] Zachry Feiss
If I die, he won't be able to go to school!
[04:34] Yor
I'm terribly sorry, but that's
exactly why I'm doing this.
[04:37] Zachry Feiss
Huh?!
[04:38] Yor
For the sake of Miss Anya
getting into the school...
[04:41] Yor
I need you to die!
[04:44] Yor
You mustn't, Yor!
[04:45] Yor
You mustn't take the life
of an innocent person, Yor!
[04:48] Loid
Yor?
[04:50] Yor
Oh, it's nothing.
[04:52] Yor
I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Zachry Feiss.
[04:55] Henderson
Well, no matter.
[04:57] Henderson
There are a few that withdraw every year.
[05:01] Henderson
Make sure you are properly
prepared for the eventuality.
[05:05] Loid
Thank you very much, Master Henderson.
[05:09] Henderson
I must warn you that I may not be
teaching here by the time you arrive.
[05:13] Loid
What?
[05:14] Henderson
I was forced to give that
swine a good thrashing.
[05:18] Henderson
I was able to protect Eden's honor,
but who knows what ramifications await me?
[05:18] Loid
That foolish man and this instructor...
[05:21] Loid
I'm not sure which one will be
more useful to me in my mission,
[05:24] Loid
but if that fool stands in my way,
I have plenty of ways to destroy him.
[05:28] Loid
Please let me know if there's
anything I can do to help.
[05:31] Henderson
I appreciate the attempt at
consolation, my elegant boy.
[05:36] Henderson
Just await that call at home.
SIGN 3
Days
Later
[05:40] Anya
Anya will be accepted...
Anya will be accepted...
[05:46] Anya
Anya will be accepted...
Anya will be accepted...
[05:47] Loid
What in the world is she doing?
[05:50] Yor
Apparently, she's performing a prayer
dance to help her get accepted.
[05:50] Anya
Anya will be accepted...
[05:54] Loid
Oh... I see.
[05:54] Anya
Kieeeeeeeh!
[05:58] Loid
Hello, Forger residence.
[06:02] Loid
Yes.
[06:03] Loid
Yes.
[06:05] Loid
Goodbye.
[06:14] Loid
Anya got in!
[06:17] Anya
Papa! I passed!
[06:21] Loid
You did a great job, Anya!
[06:23] Anya
I did it!
[06:24] Yor
Oh, thank goodness! What wonderful news!
[06:26] Yor
I'm so happy!
[06:27] Loid
Thank you for all you did as well, Yor.
[06:32] Franky
Heya. I heard she got in.
[06:35] Franky
Time to celebrate!
[06:36] Loid
You sure found out fast.
[06:38] Franky
Never underestimate an informant.
[06:40] Franky
Oh, you must be the missus.
Pleasure to meet you!
[06:42] Franky
I'm Loid's friend, Franky!
[06:45] Yor
Hello.
[06:46] Anya
Scruffy-scruff!
[06:47] Franky
Let's get this party started! I got
some booze, and I ordered delivery!
[06:51] Loid
Who do you think you are?
[06:53] Franky
This is all thanks to me
stealing the answer sheet.
[06:57] Loid
You idiot! They'll hear you!
[06:59] Yor
Huh? Wha wuz zat?
[07:04] Franky
Are you even drinking, you party pooper?
[07:08] Loid
Leave me be.
[07:09] Franky
Isn't it great, Anya?
[07:10] Franky
Daddy said he'll buy you anything
as a reward just for today!
[07:13] Loid
Hey! Don't go promising her things like that!
[07:16] Anya
I don't want you to buy me anything,
but I wanna do something!
[07:19] Loid
Hm? What's that?
[07:20] Loid
I don't mind as long as it's doable.
[07:25] Princess Honey
Save me, Bondman!
[07:29] Commander (TV)
Good morning, Bondman.
[07:30] Commander (TV)
Your mission today is to save
the kidnapped Princess Honey,
[07:36] Commander (TV)
and take back the castle.
[07:38] Bondman
Wait for me, Princess Honey!
[07:40] TV Narrator
The kingdom's best spy infiltrates the castle...
[07:43] TV Narrator
Bondman!
[07:45] TV Narrator
Taking down any enemy that stands in his way,
[07:47] TV Narrator
he finally makes it to the princess.
[07:50] Bondman
I'm here to save you, Princess Honey!
[07:52] Princess Honey
Bondman!
[07:54] TV Narrator
Peace was restored to the castle,
and their love continued to grow.
[07:58] Anya
This is what I wanna do.
[07:59] Loid
What you wanna do? Wait, you mean...
[08:04] Anya
I wanna play "save Anya from the castle"!
[08:06] Loid
Nope. Not happening.
[08:10] Franky
How cruel... You meanie!
[08:12] Franky
I'm not going to school if you don't do this!
[08:14] Loid
No one asked you to speak for her.
[08:16] Franky
Oh, hey. I'm pretty sure that's Newston Castle.
[08:19] Franky
I heard it was recently remodeled
into some cartoon's theme park,
[08:22] Franky
but that's definitely it.
[08:23] Franky
It's got the same kinds of
tricks and traps seen in the show,
[08:25] Franky
and you can even rent it out.
[08:27] Franky
The government doesn't have any
eyes over there, Loidy Boy,
[08:31] Franky
so it wouldn't hurt to have a little bit of fun.
[08:34] Loid
But...
[08:35] Franky
After everything she went through to pass, too.
[08:37] Franky
Doesn't seem fair if you can't get
some kind of reward, huh, kiddo?
[08:38] Anya
Sniffle, sniffle...
[08:40] Anya
Sniffle, sniffle.
[08:42] Anya
Sniffle...
[08:43] Loid
All right, fine.
[08:44] Franky
Right, then! Let's strike while the iron's hot!
[08:46] Franky
Leave the castle reservation to me.
You're in charge of our ride!
[08:49] Loid
Wha?! You expect us to go today?
[08:51] Loid
And you want me to arrange this?
[08:53] Franky
Well, of course! It's for your daughter!
[09:06] Comms Engineer
We have a message from Twilight.
[09:08] Comms Engineer
Code GO005.
[09:10] Female Member
He did it.
[09:11] Female Member
"The sakura blossoms bloom."
[09:13] Comms Engineer
Another message from Twilight.
[09:15] Female Member
What is it?
[09:20] Comms Engineer
How shall I reply?
[09:23] (Flashback) Chief
He might just be the best
spy in all of Westalis...
[09:28] Female Member
Get him what he needs at once!
[09:29] Comms Engineer
Yes, ma'am!
[09:32] Comms Engineer
To Falcon in the Rhynnick region.
[09:34] Comms Engineer
Emergency operation from Twilight.
[09:35] Falcon
Falcon here. Roger the emergency
operation from Twilight, over.
[09:39] Loid
"1830 hours... Meet downstream on the
Nein River in the Rhynnick region."
[09:44] Loid
They sure didn't waste any time.
[09:46] Franky
Believe it or not, this castle can do this, too!
[09:50] Anya
I'm gonna make a quiz!
[09:52] Franky
Hey, great idea!
[09:54] Franky
You seriously came through!
[09:57] Anya
Anya's never been on a
plane before! It's so exciting!
[09:57] Franky
Nice, nice, nice!
[10:00] Loid
There we go.
[10:03] Anya
Does Anya look cool?
[10:05] Loid
Yes, you do.
[10:07] Yor
Loid! Where did you get this li'l plane?
[10:12] Yor
It's amazing!
[10:14] Loid
Oh, some wonderful coworkers of
mine are letting me borrow it.
[10:18] Yor
Fank you for always looking
after my husband.
[10:24] Loid
You all have your seatbelts on? Here we go.
[10:27] Franky and Anya
Let's go!
[10:37] Anya
I'm so excited!
[10:42] Franky
Yahoo!
[10:47] Yor
Oh, it's so pretty.
[10:50] Yor
It looks like a tweasure chest.
[10:52] Anya
Papa, you're amazing!
[10:59] Franky
Look! There it is!
[11:02] Franky
Holy crap!
[11:04] Anya
The castle's so cool!
[11:06] Loid
Hey, settle down!
[11:07] Loid
We're about to land.
Make sure you're properly seated.
[11:13] Anya
We're in a castle!
[11:15] Loid
You don't need to go running around with her!
[11:17] Yor
This is wonderful.
[11:23] Loid
What's the matter?
[11:24] Anya
Something's not right.
[11:25] Loid
What do you mean by that?
[11:27] Anya
Can you truly call a castle
with no enemies or servants
[11:30] Anya
a castle?
[11:32] Anya
I'm sad.
[11:34] Anya
I don't think I can go to school now.
[11:36] Franky
I know, right? I can't blame ya, little missy.
[11:40] Franky
Daddy better step up his game.
[11:42] Comms Engineer
We have a report from Twilight.
[11:44] Comms Engineer
He's requesting agents.
[11:46] Comms Engineer
As many as possible.
[11:48] Female Member
This will be a true test for WISE.
[11:52] Comms Engineer
To all agents in Ostania.
[11:54] Comms Engineer
Report to Newston Castle
for an emergency operation.
[11:57] Comms Engineer
This is an extremely important
assignment regarding Operation Strix.
[12:01] Comms Engineer
Mission rank is over SS.
[12:03] Comms Engineer
I repeat: this is an extremely important
assignment regarding Operation Strix.
[12:07] Comms Engineer
Mission rank is over SS!
[12:16] Agent 3
That's the real Twilight...
[12:18] Agent 4
I gotta get his autograph later.
[12:20] Franky
Look at your agency coming through for you.
[12:22] Franky
Well, give them the rundown.
[12:24] Franky
I'll explain the rest.
[12:28] Loid
All right, fine.
[12:32] Loid
Thank you very much for gathering
here today on behalf of my daughter.
[12:38] Agent 1
Morse code.
[12:40] Agent 2
"Just listen quietly."
[12:43] Agent 4
Orders from Twilight!
[12:44] Loid
I would like for all of you to
play the part of the enemies
SIGN This assignment is an imperative part of Operation Strix, and you do not to need to inquire further about it
[12:48] Loid
of a spy who is coming to save a princess.
[12:50] Agent 1
I have absolutely no idea what's going on...
[12:52] Agent 2
But this is Twilight we're talking about.
I'm sure this is all according to plan.
SIGN This man will explain the details. Follow his orders from now on
[12:56] Loid
Thank you again for doing
this for my daughter.
[13:03] Franky
All right! Let's announce the cast!
[13:06] Franky
Here's our star for today!
[13:09] Franky
Princess Anya!
[13:12] Anya
This is the spy person who's gonna save me!
[13:15] Anya
Loidman!
[13:17] Anya
And the big bad boss!
[13:18] Franky
Scruffy!
[13:18] Anya
Count Scruffy Head!
[13:20] Anya
And Mama... um...
[13:23] Anya
can be whatever.
[13:24] Yor
Shock!
[13:25] Franky
And now...
[13:26] Franky
to the very capable subordinates
of Count Scruffy Head!
[13:30] Franky
I need you all to put on
your best performances
[13:33] Franky
and get in Loidman's
way as much as possible!
[13:36] Loid
Uh... wait...
[13:37] Agent 4
This mission ranking is over SS.
[13:39] Agent 4
I'll make any sacrifice necessary
to see this mission through!
[13:42] Agent 4
I couldn't ask for a better
opponent than Twilight!
[13:44] Agent 1
This day has finally come...
[13:46] Franky
You can all decide for yourselves how
you're going to get in Loidman's way.
[13:51] Franky
I am not exaggerating when I say the
success of this plan is in your hands!
[13:56] Loid
Uh... Where is this going?
[13:58] Franky
My loyal minions!
[13:59] Franky
Make Loidman suffer as much as
possible for Princess Anya's sake!
[14:04] Franky
Once you're all prepared,
get to your positions!
[14:07] Agents
Roger!
[14:12] Franky
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
Princess Anya is mine!
[14:16] Franky
If you want her back, come after me!
[14:19] Anya
Save me, Loidman.
[14:20] Loid
Wait, it's already started?!
[14:30] Anya
Hey!
[14:33] Franky
Loidman! You are about to face many
obstacles in order to get the princess back!
[14:39] Franky
First up,
[14:40] Franky
we have a quiz that the princess made
up in this courtyard, so listen up!
[14:44] Franky
If you can't answer correctly,
you'll be putting that on!
[14:47] Loid
This is...
[14:49] Franky
You betcha! A Bondman costume set!
[14:51] Anya
So exciting!
[14:54] Franky
Okay, question time!
[14:55] Franky
What does Princess Anya like about Bondman?!
[14:58] Loid
Huh? His face?
[15:00] Anya
Bzzz! The fact that he has
a pistol with a silencer!
[15:04] Loid
What? Really?!
[15:05] Franky
Oh, come on! You're her dad
and you don't even know that?
[15:10] Loid
Next question!
[15:11] Franky
What's Anya's favorite food?
[15:14] Loid
Peanuts!
[15:14] Anya
Ooh! Correct!
[15:17] Franky
Tch. Guess that was too easy.
[15:19] Franky
Here's the final question!
[15:21] Franky
If you get it wrong, you'll be
changing into that outfit, Loidman!
[15:24] Loid
That's if I don't get it.
[15:27] Franky
Here's your question, then.
[15:29] Franky
What does Anya want right now?
[15:32] Loid
What does she want right now?
[15:34] Franky
Five! Four!
[15:36] Loid
You didn't say anything about a time limit!
[15:38] Franky
I never said there wouldn't be one, either.
[15:41] Loid
Calm down. What does Anya want right now?
[15:44] Loid
What does she want...
[15:46] Loid
Bondman's spy gear!
[15:48] Franky
What's the correct answer, Princess Anya?!
[15:51] Anya
Right now...
[15:54] Anya
I'm thirsty, so I'd like some water, please!
[15:56] Franky
Looks like you're wrong, Loidman!
[15:59] Loid
How the hell would I know that?!
[15:59] Franky
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[16:01] Franky
Too bad for you, Loidman!
[16:03] Franky
Now, let's have you keep your word!
[16:08] Anya
I'm so excited...
[16:10] Anya
to see the real Loidman!
[16:27] Anya
Loidman!
[16:28] Franky
All right, then! On to the next stage!
[16:31] Loid
Hey, wait!
[16:52] Anya
Loidman!
[16:54] Franky
If you want to save Princess Anya,
you'll have to make your way up here!
[16:58] Franky
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[17:03] Agent 4
He's so cool!
[17:31] Agent 4
He's just so amazing...
[17:32] Anya
You're so cool, Loidman!
[17:35] Franky
We're just getting started, scruff!
[17:37] Anya
Oh, no. Save me.
[17:40] Loid
God, this is a pain.
[17:42] Anya
Loidman! Up here, up here!
[17:46] Anya
I'm right here!
[17:58] Loid
There's no end to this.
[18:19] Anya
This is so cool!
[18:21] Franky
You've got this, my minions!
Don't let him win!
[18:23] Franky
Loid! Let them hit you, damn it!
[18:32] Franky
Now you've done it, you bastard!
[18:34] Franky
Don't think you're gonna catch us that easily!
[18:42] Franky
Buh-bye!
[18:44] Anya
Save me, Loidman.
[18:58] Anya
You're so amazing, Loidman!
[19:13] Franky
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
I'm impressed you got this far, Loidman!
[19:16] Franky
But I won't let you have the princess!
[19:19] Anya
Save me, Loidman!
[19:27] Loid
Are you seriously telling me
I have to act out this embarrassing
[19:29] Loid
little play in front of all of these agents?
[19:32] Loid
But in the end... this is for the mission!
[19:36] Loid
H... Hand over the princess.
[19:39] Agents
Ooh!
[19:40] Agent 4
I can't believe we get to see
Twilight's acting skills in person!
[19:45] Franky
You fool! You think I'd
hand her over that easily?!
[19:49] Franky
Now, go! The most powerful
witch in the world, Yorticia!
[19:53] Franky
Finish off that fool, scruff!
[19:55] Loid
Now there's a witch?!
[19:57] Loid
What the hell is going on in this story?
[20:05] Loid
Huh?
[20:05] Loid
Wai—no way. What?!
[20:07] Yor
Anyone who tries to kidnap Miss Anya...
[20:12] Yor
will not get away alive!
[20:14] Loid
Y-Yor, please calm down.
[20:18] Loid
Why is she using physical
attacks when she's a witch?
[20:27] Loid
She's strong!
[20:28] Loid
She's gonna kill me!
[20:36] Loid
Yor... Are you all right?
[20:45] Franky
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[20:46] Franky
Excellent work getting this far, Loidman!
[20:50] Franky
But you won't defeat me that easil—
[20:54] Anya
So exciting!
[20:57] Loid
I... I've come to save you, Princess Anya.
[21:04] Anya
Papa!
[21:05] Loid
Wait... I'm supposed to be your dad in this?
[21:20] Anya
So sparkly!
[21:25] Agent 1
Congratulations, Anya!
[21:29] Franky
Anya...
[21:32] Franky
Congratulations...
[21:37] Loid
What is this?
[21:39] Anya
I've had so much excitement
ever since I left the orphanage!
[21:43] Anya
It's all thanks to you, Papa!
[21:44] Loid
Hm? Oh... I'm happy for you.
[21:48] Anya
I'm gonna do my best in school!
[21:53] Loid
That's good.
[21:55] Loid
Well, anyway... congratulations
on getting into the school.
[22:14] Female member
Sir, the expense report from Agent Twilight.
[22:18] Chief
Are these numbers real?
[22:20] Female member
Yes, they are.
[22:22] Chief
But...
[22:22] Female member
They are correct.
SIGN Mission Report
SIGN Operation Strix
SIGN Phase 1: School Admission achieved
SIGN THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME
E6 - The Friendship Scheme
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SIGN Exclusive Seller of Eden Academy Uniforms
[01:38] Proprietress
And... 99.5.
[01:42] Anya
I'm two millimeters bigger than last time!
[01:45] Loid
I'm sure it's just an error.
[01:46] Proprietress
You never know. Kids grow up so quickly.
[01:50] Yor
Indeed.
[01:51] Loid
Well, with that in mind, we should probably
have your uniform made a little bigger.
[01:55] Proprietress
But it was quite a shock to hear that
you were suddenly married, Yor.
[01:59] Proprietress
You should have told me the
last time you were here!
[02:04] Yor
I'm, er, sorry about the other day.
[02:07] Proprietress
And to think that your lovely daughter is
going to the prestigious Eden College.
[02:11] Proprietress
Congratulations.
[02:12] Anya
Fank you very much.
[02:15] Proprietress
Are you an Eden College alum?
[02:18] Loid
Oh, no. I went to an insignificant
little school out in the country.
[02:21] Proprietress
Oh, then do be careful.
[02:23] Proprietress
There's something of a wall between parents
who are Eden alumni and those who aren't.
[02:29] Proprietress
Apparently this causes discrimination and
bullying among the children, too.
[02:33] Proprietress
Oh, and hazing from the honor students,
[02:35] Proprietress
and conflict between the
dorm kids and commuters.
[02:39] Proprietress
Speaking of, I hear that kidnappings
of commuter kids are on the rise.
[02:43] Proprietress
It's not surprising, considering most of the
kids who can attend Eden are rich.
[02:48] Anya
I don't wanna go to school anymore.
[02:51] Proprietress
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
[02:55] Proprietress
Don't worry. There are plenty
of fun things about it, too.
[02:58] Proprietress
Okay, all done with your measurements.
[03:01] Proprietress
Let's see, you'll be getting one uniform,
[03:04] Proprietress
plus a winter coat, a vest, and a sweater,
for three additional items.
[03:08] Proprietress
You're a regular here, so I'll
get those done immediately.
[03:11] Proprietress
Oh, you'll be able to get everything else
you need from the shop on the corner.
[03:15] Loid
This is going to cost more than I thought.
[03:22] Loid
What's the matter?
[03:23] Anya
I am in fear that I will be kidnapped.
[03:25] Loid
Oh, I see. You sure didn't waste any time.
[03:28] Loid
Yor, is it all right if we eat out today?
[03:31] Yor
Yes, of course.
[03:33] Anya
Are there any kidnappers at the restaurant?
[03:37] Waiter
Here's our special for the day.
[03:38] Waiter
Pork sauté in pawpaw sauce with
porcini mushrooms and potato potage.
[03:45] Anya
Po?
[03:46] Loid
Looks delicious.
[03:47] Loid
Must be cipher P.
[03:49] Loid
Ah, a notice about my briefing.
[03:51] Loid
It'll be in five days at
1300 hours at safe house D.
[03:55] Loid
Understood.
[03:57] Loid
But I really need to ask them to stop
using this notification method.
[04:00] Loid
There's something unpleasant about it.
SIGN 5 Days Later
[04:05] Loid
Hello?
[04:06] Loid
Oh, yes, hi.
[04:08] Loid
What? It's done already?
[04:10] Loid
All right. We'll come
pick up the order today.
[04:13] Loid
Thank you.
[04:17] Anya
Is the uniform done?
[04:19] Loid
Sounds like it.
[04:21] Loid
But I have my briefing today.
[04:24] Loid
I'm sorry to trouble you, Yor,
[04:25] Loid
but could you go pick
it up with Anya for me?
[04:28] Loid
I got called into work.
[04:31] Yor
Of course. You can count on me.
[04:34] Loid
I might not get home until late, so you
can go ahead and get delivery for dinner.
[04:39] Yor
All right.
[04:40] Anya
Have a knees day.
SIGN WISE Handler
Sylvia Sherwood
Alias: Handler
[05:15] Handler
Good day... or perhaps
good evening, Agent Twilight.
[05:20] Loid
Hello, Handler. What's this about?
[05:23] Handler
Before we get into that...
[05:26] Handler
What in the world were all
those expenses the other day?!
[05:28] Handler
A castle rental fee, and rental fees
for furniture to go in said castle?!
[05:31] Handler
You think we're made of money?!
[05:33] Loid
Oh, here's a couple more bills, actually.
[05:35] Loid
Going to school is apparently very expensive.
[05:37] Handler
I have to admire the balls it takes to
just casually hand me more bills.
[05:39] Loid
Well, they're all necessary expenses.
[05:42] Handler
Very well. Anyway...
[05:44] Handler
I'm here today to brief you
on phase 2 of Operation Strix.
[05:48] Handler
Though you're usually on the ball,
so that may not be necessary.
[05:52] Loid
Well... I may actually
be off my game lately.
[05:56] Handler
Phase 2 requires a social gathering.
[05:58] Handler
Before we get into the details,
let's review how Eden works.
[06:03] Handler
Eden College.
[06:04] Handler
There are around 2,500 students
[06:07] Handler
ranging from the ages of six to nineteen,
and the curriculum covers all thirteen years.
[06:10] Handler
Academics, sports, the arts...
[06:12] Handler
They offer a top-class
education in every field.
[06:15] Handler
The students who manage to shine
brighter than their fellow elites
[06:19] Handler
are the honor students known
as the Imperial Scholars.
[06:22] Handler
The social gathering that Desmond attends
[06:25] Handler
is only open to those Imperial
Scholars and their parents.
[06:30] Handler
In order to become an Imperial Scholar,
[06:32] Handler
a student must earn eight
merits known as "Stella."
[06:36] Handler
Stella Stars are awarded for exceptional
grades and contributions to society.
[06:41] Handler
Which means, first, you need to raise
your daughter into an honor student.
[06:45] Handler
You may use underhanded
means if necessary.
[06:49] Handler
On the other hand,
[06:51] Handler
poor grades and bad behavior will result
in demerits called Tonitrus Bolts.
[06:56] Handler
When a student receives eight of those,
they will be immediately expelled,
[06:59] Handler
so be aware of that.
[07:01] Handler
Now, let's work out the finer details.
[07:02] Loid
Turning that child into a honor student...
[07:06] Loid
Hello, anxiety, my old friend.
[07:12] Anya
Do I look cute in my uniform?
[07:14] Yor
Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
[07:16] Yor
Let's go to the portrait studio later!
[07:21] Anya
Ta-da!
[07:22] Anya
Do I look cute?
[07:24] Yor
Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
[07:26] Proprietress
Could you leave already? How many
times are you gonna say that?
[07:30] Anya
I wanna go on an ooting in this!
[07:32] Yor
Yes, let's do that!
[07:35] Proprietress
Thanks much.
[07:37] Anya
Doot, do! Doot, do! Doot, do!
[07:41] Yor
Why don't we stop by the park?
[07:45] Anya
This is my uniform. Ta-da!
[07:47] Anya
I am wearing my uniform. Ta-da!
[07:51] Mother A
My, your daughter's adorable.
[07:54] Mother B
She goes to Eden? I'm so jealous.
[07:58] Yor
Oh... Hello.
[08:00] Mother B's child
Mom, I'm hungry.
[08:03] Mother A
And what would you like for dinner?
[08:05] Mother A's child
Hamburg steak!
[08:10] (Flashback) Swan
So you do prefer your old mother.
[08:12] (Flashback) Anya
I want to be with them forever.
[08:17] Yor
I know that we're just a pretend family.
[08:20] Yor
But...
[08:22] Yor
Maybe I could be more of a mother to her.
[08:28] Anya
Mama!
[08:31] Anya
I just showed everyone how cute I am!
[08:34] Yor
Make sure you don't dirty your
uniform before you go to school.
[08:38] Yor
Say, Miss Anya. Why don't we stop
by the supermarket on our way home?
[08:43] Yor
Loid said he was going to be home
late, so I'll make dinner tonight.
[08:48] Anya
Ooh!
[08:48] Anya
Can you cook, Mama?
[08:50] Yor
Yes. I will do my very best.
[08:54] Thug A
Hey, is that kid from Eden?
[08:56] Thug B
Huh?
[08:58] Thug A
Is the chick next to her the mom?
[09:00] Thug B
She's gotta be the hired help.
[09:01] Thug B
No rich person's gonna
go shopping themselves.
[09:04] Thug A
You know, I think I want an allowance.
[09:08] Thug B
Me, too.
[09:10] Yor
I'm sure I'll be able to make something
if I have some meat and vegetables.
[09:15] Yor
I'm not sure what any of these are,
so I'll just buy all of them.
[09:19] Anya
Ta-da!
[09:22] Anya
I'm going outside now. I'm bored.
[09:23] Yor
Oh, don't wander off too far!
[09:30] Thug A
Hello there, little lady.
[09:32] Thug B
Be a good girl for just a little bit.
[09:35] Thug B
Once your maid pays up, we'll let you go.
[09:39] Anya
Bad guys!
[09:41] (Flashback) Proprietress
Eden has bullying and kidnappings...
[09:44] Anya
She was right!
[09:49] Thug C
I heard you can even sell their
uniforms for a sweet price.
[09:51] Thug B
Excellent. In that case,
little lady, let's take your—
[09:59] Yor
What do you think you're doing?
[10:02] Thug A
Uh-oh! Looks like we're gonna have
to tack on some medical bills, too.
[10:07] Thug A
Let's see your wallet, Miss Hired Help.
[10:09] Yor
I'm afraid I used up all of
my cash, so I have none left.
[10:12] Yor
So I must ask you to leave.
[10:15] Thug A
I see. Then I guess we're just gonna
have to strip the little lady.
[10:19] Thug A
You're gonna be fired anyway,
[10:22] Thug A
so go back to the countryside,
you shitty little maid!
[10:28] Thug A
Sh-She destroyed that pumpkin
with her bare hand?!
[10:33] Yor
I am that girl's mother!
[10:36] Yor
If you do not want to end up like
that vegetable, leave at once!
[10:42] Anya
Mama...
[10:45] Yor
Are you all right?
[10:47] Yor
I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have
let you out of my sight.
[10:50] Yor
There, there...
[10:52] Yor
And I've ruined all of the ingredients...
[10:55] Yor
I'm such a failure as a mother.
[11:03] Anya
But I love that my Mama
is so strong and cool.
[11:06] Anya
There, there.
[11:08] Anya
Killer punch, kapow!
[11:10] Yor
I-I'm so embarrassed!
[11:12] Anya
Mama!
[11:14] Anya
Train me, please!
[11:16] Yor
T-Train you?
[11:18] Anya
I know it's really dangerous to
be an Eden student now.
[11:22] Anya
But it won't be as scary if I train!
[11:26] Anya
I can do my best at school without dying!
[11:29] Anya
I wanna be like you, Mama!
[11:33] Yor
Even if I can't be like a normal mother,
[11:37] Yor
I'm going to do everything I can for her.
[11:41] Yor
All right. Let's go straight
home and start your training.
[11:44] Anya
Training!
[11:49] Loid
I'm home...
[11:50] Yor
Hah! Hah!
[11:54] Loid
What are you doing?
[11:55] Yor
Preparing her to go to school!
[11:56] Anya
Hah!
[11:58] Yor
Hah!
[11:58] Loid
Yeah... I'm filled with nothing but anxiety.
[11:59] Anya
Hah!
[12:00] Yor
Hah!
[12:01] Anya
Hah!
[12:04] Headmaster
You are truly the chosen.
[12:08] Headmaster
Due to your hard work, or perhaps your parents,
[12:13] Headmaster
you have made it to the
hallowed halls of Eden.
[12:16] Headmaster
To our honorable new 228 students...
[12:22] Headmaster
Congratulations, and welcome to our school.
[12:24] Headmaster
Everyone here at Eden welcomes you
from the bottom of our hearts.
[12:28] Loid
We finally made it this far...
[12:31] Anya
Papa, a lot of people are
wearing the same thing I am.
[12:34] Loid
Yes. That's what a uniform is.
[12:36] Loid
I still have a mountain of
problems to tackle, but...
[12:39] (Flashback) Handler
Listen up, Twilight.
[12:41] (Flashback) Handler
There are requirements to attend
Desmond's social gathering.
[12:44] (Flashback) Handler
The student must be an Imperial Scholar.
[12:48] (Flashback) Handler
And for that to happen, they
must receive plenty of merits.
[12:51] (Flashback) Handler
Do not forget that the future of the
East and West depends on this mission.
[12:58] Loid
Turning this child into an elite...
[13:00] Loid
I've mostly given up on that task.
[13:02] Anya
Shock!
[13:03] Loid
This school is already filled
with the best of the best.
[13:06] Loid
It'll be difficult to maintain a top position.
[13:09] Loid
More importantly...
[13:10] Instructor
Next, we will announce the houses
and their housemasters.
[13:15] Instructor
Please come forward when
your name is called.
[13:18] Instructor
Class one: Specter Hall.
[13:20] Instructor
William Howard.
[13:22] Instructor
Theodore Russell.
[13:25] Instructor
Grace Fein.
[13:27] Instructor
Jessica Clark.
[13:29] Instructor
Next, we have class two: Cline Hall.
[13:30] Anya
I wonder what class I'm gonna be in.
[13:32] Loid
Who knows?
[13:33] Instructor
Lucy Garrett.
[13:34] Loid
Actually... I do.
[13:37] Loid
Because I changed parts of the
lineups to help with my mission.
[13:39] Instructor
Class three: Cecile Hall.
[13:42] Instructor
Alice Paulette.
[13:43] Loid
To ensure that Anya...
[13:44] Instructor
Edward Perkshire.
[13:46] Instructor
Damian Desmond.
[13:48] Loid
would be in the same class as him.
[13:51] Loid
The second son of my target,
Donovan Desmond...
[13:54] Loid
Damian.
[13:55] Damian
That's Lord Damian to you.
[13:58] Loid
He got into Eden just
like his older brother.
[14:01] Loid
I've had my eye on him ever since I saw
his name on the list of students applying.
[14:04] Instructor
Jesse Capel.
[14:05] Loid
If plan A to get Anya to become an
Imperial Scholar proves too difficult,
[14:09] Loid
we'll go to plan B.
[14:10] Loid
I call it... the Friendship Scheme.
SIGN THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME
[14:13] Loid
Step one: be in the same class
as him and become friends.
[14:17] Loid
Step two: be invited to his
house and bring me along.
SIGN Come over!
[14:20] Loid
Step three: direct contact with the target!
SIGN Welcome
SIGN Thank
you
[14:24] Loid
I'm sure it won't actually go that easily,
[14:26] Loid
but the more insurance we have, the better.
[14:27] Instructor
Anya Forger.
[14:30] Loid
Go ahead.
[14:33] Loid
Anya must have grown up around kids
her age at the orphanage for years.
[14:38] Loid
I'll put my faith in her
communication skills.
[14:42] Anya
That's the evil boss's kid.
[14:45] Damian
What's with her?
[14:47] Damian
Heh, I see.
[14:49] Damian
She's already realized how
amazing I am and fallen for me.
[14:52] Damian
You've got good taste, kid.
[14:56] Damian
Playing hard to get, I see. Cute.
[14:59] Instructor
Becky Blackbell.
[15:01] Anya
Geh...
[15:02] Becky
Pleasure to meet you!
[15:06] Loid
That's...
[15:07] Loid
The daughter of the CEO of the major
military contractor, Blackbell.
[15:10] Loid
What?! And behind her is the daughter
of the vice president of parliament!
[15:13] Loid
And among the boys, there's the son of one
of the key members of the secret service!
[15:17] Loid
Her classmates are a
treasure trove of intel!
[15:20] Loid
Make sure you become friends
with all of them, Anya!
[15:23] Yor
Loid gets so worked up when
it comes to his daughter.
[15:26] Becky
I'm Becky! What's your name?
[15:28] Becky
She looks like a baby. I guess I wouldn't
mind taking care of her a bit.
[15:33] Anya
Hmph.
[15:33] Instructor
Those will be the 29 students in class three.
[15:34] Becky
Hey!
[15:35] Loid
Hello?!
[15:36] Instructor
And you will be under the
tutelage of Master Henderson.
[15:40] Yor
Oh, it's the nice teacher.
[15:42] Loid
So he didn't get fired after all.
[15:44] Loid
I feel it's unfair for a housemaster
to have to teach new students,
[15:48] Loid
but I guess it could've been much worse.
[15:51] Henderson
I'll just have to whip these rugrats
into shape like I used to.
[15:55] Instructor
And now, the new students will accompany their
homeroom teachers on a tour of the campus,
[15:59] Instructor
then head to their
respective classrooms.
[16:02] Instructor
During that time, there will be a meet and
greet in Tower C's lounge for the guardians.
[16:09] Loid
Do your best, Anya.
[16:10] Loid
You'll be on your own from here on out.
[16:15] Anya
Okey-dokey!
[16:16] Henderson
You there! Stay in line!
[16:20] Loid
I'm so worried...
[16:22] Yor
It is always nerve-racking to send
them off into the world.
[16:24] Yor
I totally understand.
[16:27] Henderson
This is the dining hall.
[16:28] Henderson
The best chefs will present you with
the most elegant dishes daily.
[16:33] Henderson
Beyond those doors is a special dining
hall reserved only for Imperial Scholars.
[16:38] Henderson
Anyone can become an Imperial Scholar if they
achieve elegant grades and earn eight Stella.
[16:44] Henderson
I trust that you will all do your best.
[16:47] Children
Yes, sir!
[16:48] Henderson
However, those who fall behind
[16:50] Henderson
will receive Tonitrus Bolts and face
punishment or expulsion, so stay on your toes.
[16:54] Anya
Why are you looking at me?
[16:56] Emile
Lord Damian's gonna be an
Imperial Scholar in no time!
[16:59] Damian
Of course I am.
[17:00] Ewen
We'd expect nothing else!
[17:02] Damian
I mean, my father is the head
of the National Unity Party.
[17:05] Student A
Wait, really?!
[17:06] Student B
Wow!
[17:06] Student C
My Papa says we owe a lot
to the Desmond Group!
[17:10] Henderson
Silence! No private conversations!
[17:12] Becky
They're so dumb.
[17:17] Damian
What about you? What does your father do?
[17:20] Damian
If he's important enough, I'd consider
letting you be my friend, too.
[17:24] Anya
I will stay calm for the mission.
[17:27] Anya
He's a sp—a feelings doctor.
[17:29] Damian
Hmph. So he's just a nobody.
[17:32] Damian
You're probably not that rich, either. Lame.
[17:35] Anya
I wanna go play at your house.
[17:37] Ewen
You moron! Know your place, uggo!
[17:40] Ewen
This is the problem with
measly little peasants.
[17:42] Emile
You're gonna get your gross
peasant germs on him! Scram!
[17:47] Anya
Now is the time for me to
unleash my killer punch!
[17:50] (Flashback) Yor
Listen carefully, Miss Anya.
[17:51] Anya
Gasp!
[17:52] (Flashback) Yor
Anyone who lets their
emotions control their fists
[17:55] (Flashback) Yor
does not know the meaning of true strength.
[17:57] (Flashback) Yor
If someone's just being a little mean,
[17:59] (Flashback) Yor
being able to laugh it off
makes you the cooler, bigger girl.
[18:01] (Flashback) Anya
A big girl!
[18:03] (Flashback) Yor
And if you can keep a smile on
your face, fights will not happen.
[18:07] Becky
Hey, stop being so pathetic.
At least say something back.
[18:11] Anya
Heh. Like I care.
[18:17] Anya
Heh.
[18:19] Damian
H-How dare she smirk at me
like she's mocking me?!
[18:23] Becky
Look at that composure!
She's so mature! Amazing!
[18:26] Becky
I was wrong about her being a baby!
[18:28] Becky
You're way more grown-up than
I thought. I'm impressed.
[18:32] Anya
I'm a grown-up?
[18:38] Anya
Heh.
[18:41] Damian
Don't get cocky, you stupid uggo!
[18:42] Damian
Uggo, uggo, Queen Uggo!
[18:44] Ewen
Lord Damian, perhaps you should
broaden your vocabulary...
[18:47] Becky
What's your problem?
[18:48] Becky
Sure, she's uglier than me,
but you don't have to be so mean.
[18:52] Damian
Shut your mouth!
[18:53] Henderson
You there! How many times must I warn you?
[18:55] Henderson
Do you want punishments on your first day?
[18:58] Damian
Curse you... How dare you
embarrass me like that?!
[19:01] Damian
You'll pay for this!
[19:03] Anya
Mama, you liar. Smiling didn't help at all.
[19:14] Becky
If you don't quit it,
I'm gonna tell the teacher!
[19:17] Damian
What? You have proof that we did it?
[19:20] Ewen and Emile
Yeah, yeah!
[19:21] Damian
Go on. Move!
[19:23] Damian
Hey, you smug uggo!
[19:26] Damian
I'm gonna bully you every single day!
[19:29] Damian
I'm gonna teach you a lesson so you'll
never be able to smirk again!
[19:33] Emile
Her feelings doctor father might
be able to fix her if she cries.
[19:37] Damian
Seriously? Well, that's impressive!
[19:39] Damian
Aren't you a special widdle girl?
[19:44] Damian
Hey, where do you think
you're looking? You scared?
[19:58] Henderson
What is the meaning of this?!
[20:00] Emile
Sir! She just punched Lord Damian!
[20:04] Anya
I just reached out my hand ,
and somehow, he ran into it.
[20:06] Ewen
You liar! You're not fooling anyone!
[20:09] Emile
You were even making sure the
teacher wasn't looking earlier!
[20:13] Anya
You got any proof I did it?
[20:15] Ewen
You left the imprint of
your fist on his face!
[20:18] Henderson
I trust you are aware that
perjury is a disgraceful act,
[20:22] Henderson
Anya Forger.
[20:25] Becky
That's not what happened, sir!
[20:27] Becky
She was holding back all day,
but these bullies just...
[20:31] Henderson
So it's true that she hit him?
[20:36] Yor
Listen carefully, Miss Anya.
[20:38] Anya
Gasp!
[20:38] (Flashback) Yor
The only time it's all right for
you to use force is, for example,
[20:42] (Flashback) Yor
if you're saving a friend in trouble.
[20:47] Anya
H-Her foot...
[20:51] Anya
He stepped on it.
[20:53] Anya
So I got mad...
[20:55] Anya
I'm sorry.
[20:58] Becky
She did that for me?!
[21:00] Becky
Oh, Anya!
[21:03] Henderson
She held back her own personal anger,
[21:03] Becky
Thank you! Thank you, Anya!
[21:05] Henderson
and had the courage to stand
up to a lad for her friend.
[21:07] Becky
I'm so moved!
[21:10] Henderson
Truly elegant, Anya Forger.
[21:14] Henderson
But I'm afraid...
[21:16] Loid
So the Desmonds didn't appear after all.
[21:20] Loid
Well, there's no need to rush.
[21:23] Loid
Now that she's enrolled,
we have all the time in the world.
[21:24] Staff
Ladies and gentlemen.
[21:26] Staff
The students' orientation is now complete,
so please head toward the courtyard.
[21:26] Loid
And I was able to make some connections.
[21:30] Staff
If you would gather round,
we will take a group photo.
[21:32] Loid
Where's Anya?
[21:34] Henderson
Forger.
[21:36] Henderson
Come with me.
[21:37] Loid
She punched a boy?
[21:40] Yor
Are you hurt at all?
[21:41] Loid
And it just happened to be Desmond's son?
[21:42] Henderson
Usually, acts of violence would
immediately mean three Tonitrus Bolts...
[21:43] Loid
What in the world?
[21:47] Henderson
But at my discretion, it became one.
[21:49] Henderson
That is as much as I can do.
[21:53] Yor
I'm terribly sorry, Loid!
All because I trained her...
[21:57] Henderson
I will speak with his parents, too.
SIGN Plan A
SIGN Plan B
[22:01] Loid
It's the first day of school
and she lost a point.
[22:03] Loid
To top it off, her relationship with
Damian couldn't be any worse.
[22:08] Photographer
All right, everyone! We're taking the picture!
[22:11] Photographer
The family on the right over there!
Smile a little more!
[22:14] Photographer
Say, "Cheese!"
SIGN Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: 8
Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: 7
Relationship with Damian: -100
SIGN THE TARGET'S SECOND SON
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[00:07] Loid
The man who threatens the peace
between the East and the West...
[00:10] Loid
Donovan Desmond.
[00:12] Loid
In order to get closer to him,
[00:14] Loid
I successfully had Anya enroll in
Eden College, the school his son attends.
[00:19] Loid
Next, in order to attend the social
gathering that Desmond goes to,
[00:23] Loid
I need Anya to obtain eight
merits, called "Stella,"
[00:27] Loid
so that she can become an Imperial Scholar.
[00:33] Loid
To make this all happen at a prestigious
school, however, would not be easy.
[00:38] Loid
That is why I formulated a plan B,
"The Friendship Scheme."
[00:42] Loid
I was hoping to have Anya get
closer to Desmond's son, Damian,
SIGN Come over!
[00:47] Loid
which in turn would hopefully
connect us as their parents.
SIGN Welcome
SIGN Thank
you
[00:51] Loid
But on the first day,
she ended up punching Damian,
[00:54] Loid
earned a Tonitrus Bolt, and left
their friendship in shambles.
[01:01] Loid
Alas, it is too early to give up.
[01:04] Loid
This plan has only just begun.
SIGN THE TARGET'S SECOND SON
[02:41] Yor
Good mworning...
[02:43] Loid
Good morning, Yor. Breakfast is ready.
[02:46] Loid
Looks like the three of us are
getting used to life as a family.
[02:50] Loid
Is Anya still asleep?
[02:57] Loid
She's still worried about
what happened yesterday?
[03:00] Loid
Come on out. I won't get mad.
[03:02] Loid
Eat quickly, or you'll be late.
[03:07] Anya
I'm sorry I'm bad at school.
[03:10] Yor
No, that was my fault.
[03:13] Loid
There's no point to worrying about the past.
[03:15] Loid
Just make sure you don't
get into any more fights.
[03:18] Loid
Okay, come on. Cheer up.
[03:21] Loid
Your classes start today.
[03:23] Yor
You're so kind, Loid.
[03:26] Loid
Figuring out what we can do next is far more
constructive than dwelling on the past.
[03:32] Loid
Besides, it would be
much worse if she somehow
[03:35] Loid
got sick of school and
didn't want to go anymore.
[03:38] Loid
I need her school life to go as smoothly
as possible for the sake of this mission.
[03:44] Loid
Oh, and make sure you apologize
to Damian at school today.
[03:48] Loid
Got it?
[03:49] Anya
Yep. Gonna go now.
[03:55] Loid
Do your best and be a good girl!
[03:57] Yor
It's time for us to head to work, too.
[03:59] Loid
Yes.
[04:01] Loid
I'm counting on you, Anya.
[04:05] Loid
The peace of the world rests
on you two making amends.
[04:11] Anya
Anya will do her best.
[04:19] Driver
Have a wonderful day, Miss Becky.
[04:23] Anya
Miss Rich Girl!
[04:25] Becky
Oh, Anya. Good day to you.
[04:27] Anya
Do you live in a castle, Miss Rich Girl?
[04:30] Becky
Of course not.
[04:32] Becky
You came here on the school bus?
[04:35] Becky
I could have my driver give you a ride
to and from school from now on.
[04:38] Anya
Does that mean I get to
be a Miss Rich Girl, too?
[04:41] Becky
I never said anything about adopting you.
[04:45] Becky
Aw, I'm jealous of the dorm kids who
don't have to go to and from school.
[04:52] Becky
Bleh...
[04:53] Emile
What do you mean, "Bleh"?
You rude little girl!
[04:56] Becky
Ugh, it's only morning and
you're already obnoxious.
[04:58] Emile
What's her problem?
[05:00] Ewen
Know your place!
[05:01] Becky
Nyah!
[05:02] Loid
Make sure you apologize.
[05:06] Anya
Um...
[05:08] Anya
Um, yesterday, I...
[05:12] Becky
Let's go, Anya. Our class is about to start.
[05:15] Ewen
Hey, wait!
[05:16] Becky
You'll just catch their stupid
if you keep talking to them.
[05:19] Anya
But world peace!
SIGN He was worried, so he came to check on her
[05:25] Loid
Stop getting in the way, Blackbell girl!
[05:27] Loid
No, wait.
[05:28] Loid
As I recall, Blackbell and the Desmond
Group are actually business partners.
[05:32] Loid
Could this girl be under orders from an enemy
organization to put a stop to our mission?
[05:38] Loid
No, calm down. That's not possible.
[05:41] Loid
First impressions are the most important thing
when forming a group of friends at school.
[05:45] Loid
They must make amends today, no matter what.
[05:56] Becky
You know...
[05:58] Becky
Hm.
[05:59] Alice
That's the girl who got violent, right?
[06:02] Jesse
How scary! So barbaric.
[06:04] Sara
Is the girl next to her another delinquent?
[06:05] Johnny
She just hit him out of nowhere
without a reason, right? That's nuts.
[06:09] Male student B
I don't want to be in the same class as her.
[06:11] Female student A
What if she hits me, too?
[06:13] Male student A
I can't believe she came to
school. Talk about a pain.
[06:16] Anya
School is scary...
[06:19] Becky
People are so shallow.
[06:21] Becky
They can only judge what's on the surface.
[06:24] Anya
Are you a smart person, Rich Girl?
[06:26] Becky
Aw, I wouldn't say that.
[06:29] Becky
And call me Becky, not "Rich Girl."
[06:32] Instructor
All right, be seated.
[06:34] Becky
I hope we become the best of friends.
[06:37] Becky
I'm the only one who knows
how good you are, Anya.
[06:41] Female student B
Honestly, people like that are just...
[06:42] Male student B
We'd better stay away from them.
[06:44] Anya
School is scary,
but I think it might be okay.
[06:47] Becky
Hey, look! Isn't this cute?
[06:50] Emile
Tch!
[06:51] Ewen
Why don't you give them a piece
of your mind, Lord Damian?
[06:55] Damian
That's right. My name is Damian Desmond.
[06:55] Instructor
All right, I'm calling the roll. Abel.
[06:58] Damian
As one of the sons of a prestigious family,
I was born into a life of privilege.
[06:58] Abel
Here.
[06:59] Instructor
Alice.
[06:59] Alice
Here.
[07:00] Instructor
Edward.
[07:01] Edward
Here.
[07:02] Damian
No one had ever defied me before.
[07:02] Instructor
Damian.
[07:04] Instructor
Yikes, the Desmond Group's chairman's son.
[07:05] Damian
I've never even been hit
by my older brother.
[07:07] Instructor
Mr. Desmond.
[07:08] Damian
And yet...
[07:09] Instructor
Mr. Desmond.
[07:10] Damian
Here.
[07:12] Instructor
Conner.
[07:12] Damian
This is the first time I've
had to deal with such...
[07:13] Conner
Here.
[07:14] Instructor
George.
[07:14] Damian
With such...
[07:15] George
Here.
[07:16] Damian
With such...
[07:16] Instructor
Herman.
[07:17] Herman
Here.
[07:18] Dominic
With such...
[07:18] Instructor
Sara.
[07:19] Sara
Here.
[07:21] Instructor
Johnny.
[07:22] Johnny
Here.
[07:22] Instructor
Jesse.
[07:23] Jesse
Here.
[07:25] Instructor
Carl.
[07:25] Carl
Here.
[07:27] Instructor
Well, today will be our first lesson,
[07:30] Instructor
so before we begin...
[07:31] Instructor
This is the starting line for all of you who
worked so hard to get into this school...
SIGN Math Class
[07:34] Instructor
As you can see in this example,
when this and this are like this...
[07:39] Instructor
And that's why this turns out
like this, and this is... this.
[07:43] Instructor
So you get this answer by doing this...
[07:45] Instructor
And if you get this answer, you can use the
same method to get the answer over here.
[07:49] Instructor
She had the nerve to fall asleep
in first period on her first day.
[07:52] Instructor
Is she actually a delinquent?
[07:54] Instructor
How scary.
[07:55] Becky
Anya!
[07:56] Becky
We have science class next. Wake up!
[07:59] Anya
Second son!
[08:00] Anya
I have to apologize to the second son.
[08:03] Becky
Second son? You mean Damian?
[08:04] Becky
He already left.
[08:06] Becky
And just leave that loser alone.
[08:08] Anya
But peace will be in trouble if
I don't apologize to the second son.
[08:13] Becky
You mean it'll put a damper
on your peaceful school life?
[08:17] Becky
I mean, yeah... Who knows
what that boy will try to do?
[08:22] Becky
But don't worry.
[08:24] Becky
I'm on your side, Anya!
[08:26] Becky
I'll protect you, no matter what.
[08:31] Anya
Oh, it's okay, then.
[08:31] Becky
Yes.
[08:33] Loid
No, it's not!
[08:35] Anya
Papa?!
[08:37] Loid
I need a way to tell her how
important that apology is!
[08:41] Instructor (Science)
As you can see, you can reflect
the sun's rays using a mirror.
SIGN Science Class
[08:45] Instructor (Science)
The spot where the light hits will feel warm.
[08:49] Instructor (Science)
Next, let's try an experiment
using two mirrors.
SIGN <Fortune for Good Little Children>
It is good to apologize today.
[08:53] Anya
Is that you, God?!
[08:53] Instructor (Science)
We will use the other mirror to
reflect the light from earlier.
[08:57] Loid
Apologize, Anya. Reconcile with him.
[09:02] Anya
I suddenly feel this intense pressure.
[09:05] Male student C
"And that's when John made up his mind.
SIGN Language Class
[09:08] Male student C
Even if he were to be left out,
he was going to see his beliefs through.
[09:13] Male student C
And then John never apologized
to anyone ever again."
SIGN "But then John reflected upon his actions"
SIGN "and thought, 'Sometimes, it's just
better to admit you're wrong and get along with others.'"
[09:18] Anya
My textbook seems different
from everyone else's...
SIGN Lunchtime
[09:26] Becky
It's finally time for lunch.
Let's go to the cafeteria.
[09:29] Becky
I guess this really is a prestigious school.
[09:31] Becky
We're getting pretty brutal
lessons from day one.
[09:35] Becky
I'm exhausted.
[09:45] Female Instructor
New students, you can order
whatever you'd like for lunch.
SIGN Cafeteria
[09:50] Becky
Huh... Well, they're nowhere
near as talented as my chef.
[09:54] Anya
Anya wants omelet rice.
[09:58] Becky
What a bizarre dish.
[10:06] Anya
Second son!
[10:07] Becky
Ew, go eat in your dorm.
[10:10] Anya
I have to apologize.
[10:11] Becky
No, you don't.
[10:12] Becky
They're the ones at fault.
[10:14] Loid
That stupid little brat!
[10:15] Loid
That's it. I need to get her away from Anya.
[10:19] Senior waiter
Hey, newbie! Where are you going?!
[10:25] Loid
Becky Blackbell from Class 1-3.
[10:28] Loid
Come to the student hall
in Tower A immediately.
[10:29] Becky
Huh? But I'm still eating.
[10:32] Loid
Now!
[10:33] Becky
Ugh!
[10:35] Anya
Now's my chance to apologize.
[10:47] Ewen
Wh-What do you want?! You wanna fight again?
[10:50] Anya
Um—
[10:51] Emile
If you hadn't sucker punched him,
Lord Damian never would've lost to you!
[10:55] Anya
Um...
[10:56] Damian
Shut up, you two.
[10:58] Emile
Huh? I see. You're going to
personally give her what for!
[11:09] Damian
Why do I find it so hard to
speak when she's in front of me?
[11:12] Ewen
Lord Damian?
[11:14] Damian
What is this awkward sensation
I'm feeling in my chest?
[11:20] Anya
I feel a weird chill. I better
apologize quick, then run away.
[11:23] Emile
Knowing Lord Damian,
[11:25] Emile
I'm sure he's finding the absolute perfect
insults to rip this little girl to shreds!
[11:30] Ewen
I wonder what he'll go for? "Shrimp"?
[11:33] Ewen
No, that is far too meek.
[11:36] Emile
Super uggo? Raccoon face?
[11:36] Anya
Um...
[11:38] Ewen
Violent gorilla girl?
[11:39] Anya
I...
[11:40] Emile
She's even got those lame hair
things that look like horns.
[11:42] Anya
Y-Yesterday...
[11:43] Ewen
Your momma's so fat...
[11:45] Ewen
You've got stubby little legs.
[11:46] Emile
Stubby little legs!
[11:48] Emile
She's even got those lame hair
things that look like horns.
[11:51] Ewen
Raccoon-faced commoner!
[11:52] Emile
You'll get your filthy commoner germs on us.
[11:55] Emile
Go away, you stubby little raccoon.
[11:58] Emile
With stubby little legs...
[11:59] Ewen
Stubby little legs!
[11:59] Anya
I'm... um...
[12:01] Anya
I'm r-really sorry...
[12:05] Anya
that I suddenly hit you yesterday!
[12:07] Anya
I just wanted...
[12:10] Anya
to be friends with you.
[12:18] Anya
I'm sorry...
[12:20] Anya
for having stubby little legs.
[12:22] Damian
Sh-She felt so bad that
she's actually bawling?!
[12:26] Damian
She's so demure.
[12:29] Loid
I guess I didn't really need to interfere.
[12:31] Loid
Well done, Anya. Good job apologizing.
[12:35] Ewen
Lord Damian, your face is bright red.
[12:38] Damian
That's just because... I'm enraged!
[12:40] Damian
I would never...
[12:42] Damian
That's right. She defied me! Right to my face!
[12:47] Damian
Yes...
[12:48] Damian
She came right up to me...
[12:52] Damian
Stared deep into my eyes...
[12:56] Damian
N-No! That's not what's going on!
[12:59] Damian
Stop pounding, my stupid heart!
[13:02] Damian
She's a commoner! I would never...
[13:05] Damian
No, never!
[13:06] Damian
That's just too embarrassing.
[13:11] Damian
Damn it all! I'd rather
die than ever admit it!
[13:16] Damian
I will never forgive you!
My pride will not allow it!
[13:19] Ewen
Well said, Lord Damian!
A woman's tears cannot sway him!
[13:22] Emile
We'll let you off the hook for today.
[13:25] Emile
Lord Damian!
[13:32] Loid
Her apology... was completely rejected?!
[13:39] Loid
Plan B is done for.
[13:44] Emile
By the way, why are we running?
[13:46] Damian
Shut up!
SIGN Relationship with Damian:
[13:50] Anya
School is... scary.
[13:53] Anya
Becky!
[13:55] Becky
Who was it?! Who the heck called me out here?!
SIGN Tower A Student Hall
[14:03] Loid
That makes the denominator three,
and you get one-third.
[14:06] Loid
Which means you have three thirds,
which is equal to one.
[14:08] Loid
Simple, right?
[14:09] Yor
L-Loid, why don't you both take a break?
[14:13] Loid
Absolutely not. She has to learn
at least this much by today.
[14:16] Loid
The incident with Damian the other day...
[14:19] Loid
The "Friendship Scheme" that was meant
to bring us closer to the Desmonds...
[14:21] Damian
I will never forgive you!
[14:25] Loid
completely fell apart.
[14:27] Loid
Which means we need to go with
the orthodox method of Plan A,
[14:30] Loid
and boost its chances of
success as much as possible.
[14:33] Loid
If you don't finish this, you don't get
to watch your spy cartoon tonight.
[14:38] Loid
Well? What's the answer here?
[14:40] Anya
I'll finish this quick by reading Papa's mind.
[14:43] Loid
Come on. You use this formula here...
[14:44] Loid
In order to get the Stella needed
to become an Imperial Scholar,
[14:48] Loid
there are other methods
such as excelling in sports
SIGN If her grades deviate too much from the norm, it might make people suspicious, which would make the school wary of her, and the Desmonds...
There are other methods such as excelling in sports or doing community service, But in order to halt getting Tonitrus Bolts from bad
grades or being expelled from them, we need to get her academic skills up so she can get stable grades. If Anya puts in the effort...
Carelessly becoming someone else in order to infiltrate and get close to someone is risky. If the worst happens, WISE won't keep
quiet, since they're already on high alert against Western spies. Which means we basically need to proceed with caution...
I could enter the faculty room and alter documents, though honestly, the most absolute way to
get to the social gathering is to infiltrate it, but over the past few years, fellow agents have...
But as far as the process goes, the best way to maximize academic efficiency within the family...
[14:51] Loid
or doing community service.
[14:53] Loid
But in order to halt getting
Tonitrus Bolts from bad grades
[14:54] Loid
Though honestly, the most absolute
way to get to the social gathering
[14:55] Loid
or being expelled from them,
we need to get her academic skills up.
[14:58] Loid
is to infiltrate it, but over the
past few years, fellow agents have...
[14:58] Loid
I could enter the faculty room
and alter documents...
[14:59] Yor
Are you all right, Miss Anya?!
[15:01] Anya
I will read Mama's mind.
[15:04] Anya
Mama, this question...
[15:06] Yor
Let's think it over together.
[15:09] Yor
Let's see... The denominator is five,
so that's one split into five.
[15:13] Yor
Um... To make this easier to understand,
[15:16] Yor
let's rip all four limbs off of a torso...
[15:18] Yor
Oh, but then the head gets in the way.
[15:21] Yor
Huh? Um...
[15:23] Yor
Five... Five?
[15:25] Yor
Doesn't a five look like an S?
[15:30] Yor
Are you all right, Miss Anya?!
[15:32] Loid
What's wrong? Well? Why can't you solve this?
[15:35] Loid
I honestly can't figure out
what it is she can't understand.
[15:39] Anya
I don't wanna study!
[15:41] Loid
Hey, wait a minute!
[15:43] Yor
L-Loid...
[15:45] Yor
I don't think it's a good idea to
be too forceful at times like this.
[15:49] Loid
Yes, but she needs to study more
to become an Imperial Scholar.
[15:52] Yor
But is that something she wants for herself?
[15:59] Loid
Well...
[16:00] Loid
That's actually for my mission.
[16:03] Yor
I would really like Miss Anya
to enjoy going to school.
[16:08] Yor
Of course, she may need to study
so that she doesn't get expelled.
[16:13] Loid
Yes... You're right.
[16:15] Loid
She's still very young,
[16:17] Loid
so getting good grades is
probably the least of her worries.
[16:20] Yor
Oh, I'm sorry.
[16:22] Yor
I shouldn't butt into
another family's affairs.
[16:25] Loid
No, it's quite all right. Thank you, Yor.
[16:28] Loid
I do lose my composure with her at times.
[16:32] Yor
I'm sure other parents go
through the same thing.
[16:35] Yor
Let's take a break.
[16:37] Yor
I'll make us some tea.
[16:42] Loid
Anya, we made you some hot cocoa.
[16:48] Loid
And now she's holed up in her room.
[16:50] Yor
I guess she's sulking now.
[16:59] (Flashback) Anya
I'm gonna do my best in school!
[17:07] Yor
She reminds me of my little
brother when he was small.
[17:10] Yor
She'll come out eventually.
[17:13] Loid
By the way, your brother works for the
Ministry of Foreign Affairs, right?
[17:16] Loid
He must have a brilliant academic record.
[17:18] Loid
Did you help him with his homework?
[17:21] Loid
If you have any tips for me...
[17:24] Yor
Oh, no. Yuri was a much more
capable child than I was.
[17:29] Yor
I'm embarrassed to admit it, but he
probably taught me more than I taught him.
[17:33] Yor
Whenever we'd study together...
[17:35] (Flashback) Young Yuri
No, Sis. Spiders actually aren't insects.
[17:38] (Flashback) Young Yuri
Insects have six legs,
[17:40] (Flashback) Young Yuri
and their bodies are split up between
their head, thorax, and abdomen.
[17:45] (Flashback) Young Yor
Wow... You're so knowledgeable, Yuri.
[17:49] Yor
Whenever I complimented him,
his smile would light up the room.
[17:52] (Flashback) Young Yuri
Sis! Next, I'll teach you history!
[17:55] (Flashback) Young Yor
S-Sure...
[17:57] Yor
He must've enjoyed teaching me things,
[18:00] Yor
because he'd always study on his
own even when I left him alone.
[18:03] (Flashback) Young Yuri
Sis, wake up! I learned
my times tables! Listen!
[18:06] (Flashback) Young Yor
Mrfh...
[18:08] Loid
I see. So part of his motivation
was earning your praise.
[18:14] Yor
I'm not so sure about that,
[18:16] Yor
but if that is the case, perhaps you can
be someone like that for Miss Anya.
[18:23] Yor
It might be worth it to praise
her for the smallest things.
[18:30] Yor
I think that'll make Miss Anya happy.
[18:34] Loid
Well... I'm not so sure about that.
[18:38] Loid
I'm not her real father, after all.
[18:42] Loid
Wait, no.
[18:45] Loid
That's right. I need to be the ideal father.
[18:49] Loid
I need to play that part.
[18:52] Loid
That was the foundation of this mission.
[18:55] Loid
But up until now, nothing has been ideal,
[19:00] Loid
and as a father, I've been...
[19:03] Yor
It's all right.
[19:06] Yor
Please be more confident in yourself.
[19:07] Yor
Don't you remember what Miss Anya said?
[19:10] Yor
That we're a perfect 100 points.
[19:13] Yor
To Miss Anya, you're a wonderful father.
[19:19] Loid
I'm grateful to hear you say that.
[19:23] Yor
Oh, no. I butted in as a stranger again.
[19:26] Loid
No, Yor.
[19:29] Loid
You're not a stranger, nor part
of someone else's family.
[19:32] Loid
Right now, you're the
mother of the Forgers.
[19:36] Loid
I'm counting on you to provide
whatever I'm lacking.
[19:39] Yor
Th-That's right. I'm actually someone's wife.
[19:44] Loid
Don't say things like that
when we're out of the house.
[19:47] Loid
It would be great if you could
look over Anya's homework, too.
[19:51] Yor
Of course, if you think I can be of help.
[19:54] Yor
Let's take our time and do our best together.
[19:56] Loid
That's right. Don't panic, Twilight.
[19:59] Loid
If this could be ended by
assassinating Desmond alone,
[20:03] Loid
there would be countless methods,
[20:05] Loid
but that won't get us to a true solution.
[20:07] Loid
Nothing goes well in a short amount of time.
[20:11] Loid
You need to know what your target
is thinking, what they desire,
[20:14] Loid
then gain their trust and get close to
them so you can keep an eye on them.
[20:18] Loid
Completing such mundane missions that
require patience makes a true spy.
[20:22] Loid
First, I need to truly understand Anya.
[20:29] Yor
Oh, look at the time.
[20:30] Loid
I'll go have a chat with Anya.
[20:33] Yor
Then I'll go ahead and do the dishes.
[20:39] Loid
Hey, Anya. Your spy show's about to start.
[20:43] Loid
I'm sorry about earlier.
[20:45] Loid
Let's watch your show first,
[20:46] Loid
and then we can figure out
what to do about your studies.
[20:53] Loid
Anya?
[21:01] Loid
She fell asleep.
[21:03] Loid
You're going to catch a cold.
[21:06] Loid
She was studying on her own?
[21:10] Anya
I have to get the best grades
on my tests for Papa...
[21:17] Loid
I guess I'll just record that show for her.
[21:21] Anya
No, Mama. You can't kill Papa...
[21:25] Loid
What exactly is she dreaming about?
[21:30] Anya
Zzz...
[21:35] Loid
A wonderful father, huh?
[21:42] Loid
I wonder what it'd feel
like to have a real family.
[23:25] Dominic
Heya, Yuri! Working hard, I see!
[23:28] Yuri
Oh, it's been a while, Dominic.
[23:32] Yuri
I've been so busy with work that
I haven't been home at all.
[23:35] Dominic
Elites at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
sure are cut from a different cloth.
[23:39] Yuri
Oh, yeah. Dominic, how was
the party the other day?
[23:44] Yuri
What was the guy my sister went with like?
[23:45] Dominic
Oh, Yor's...
[23:46] Dominic
Ah... Actually, congrats, by the way.
[23:49] Dominic
Wait, you haven't met him yet?
[23:52] Yuri
Huh?
[23:55] Yuri
My sister got married?
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[01:34] Instructor (Math)
Now, who can answer this question?
[01:38] Instructor (Math)
Miss Anya Forger.
[01:43] Anya
Three-thirds!
[01:47] Instructor (Math)
Ah. That is quite wrong.
[01:59] Handler
So, how are things going, Twilight?
[02:01] Handler
How is your daughter doing
with her academics?
[02:05] Handler
HQ was estimating that she'd be able to
receive eight Stella in about four months.
[02:11] Loid
Four...
[02:12] Loid
Not a problem.
[02:14] Handler
I see... that your ability
to lie has diminished.
[02:17] Loid
I'm confident she'll be able to get eight
Tonitrus Bolts in two months, though.
[02:19] Handler
No matter.
[02:20] Handler
By the way...
[02:22] Handler
Our informant within city hall
was compromised this morning.
[02:26] Handler
The enemy is stepping up their game.
[02:28] Handler
Be on your guard, Twilight.
[02:30] Handler
I shouldn't have to say this
about being in the city,
[02:32] Handler
but be it at Eden College or elsewhere,
[02:34] Handler
you never know where eyes
will be watching you.
[02:36] Handler
This country's counter-intelligence
agency is quite tough.
[02:48] (Flashback) Hayward
H-How can I help you gentlemen?
[02:51] (Flashback) First Lieutenant
We're with the State Security Service.
[02:53] (Flashback) First Lieutenant
You're Jim Hayward, are you not?
[02:55] (Flashback) First Lieutenant
We're taking you in on
suspicion of being a spy.
[02:58] (Flashback) Hayward
A s-spy?! What are you talking about?
[03:01] (Flashback) Hayward
Hey... wait!
[03:02] (Flashback) Hayward
Stop that! Unhand me at onc—
[03:04] (Flashback) First Lieutenant
We'll hear what you have
to say back at the office.
[03:14] Millie
That's totally what happened
this morning! I was so scared!
[03:19] Sharon
The guy they took from finance
[03:21] Sharon
was apparently leaking
documents from this office.
[03:24] Yor
Oh, he must be a bad person.
[03:26] Camilla
Mornin'.
[03:28] Millie
Oh, mornin'!
[03:30] Yor
Good morning, Camilla.
[03:33] Camilla
Oh, by the way, Yor, my boyfriend
told me about your marriage.
[03:38] Camilla
You haven't even told your
younger brother yet?
[03:41] Yor
Oh, you're right! I'd completely forgotten!
[03:44] Sharon
Uh, you forgot? For a whole year?
[03:47] Yor
Wh-What shall I do?
[03:48] Camilla
He said he'll be calling you here later.
[03:52] Yor
That's right.
[03:54] Yor
I haven't given him the
number for my new place yet.
[03:56] Yor
I was so relieved our marriage went through
that I blanked on everything else!
[03:59] Millie
Say... is your younger brother a hottie?
[04:03] Millie
Aw, he's a total cutie!
[04:06] Yor
Yes. Yuri is quite adorable.
[04:08] Yor
He would always call me "Sis"
and refused to leave my side.
SIGN The State Security Service
[04:12] Millie
Yikes, so he's obsessed with his sister. Pass.
[04:15] Sharon
If your brother looks up to you so much,
isn't it kinda mean to forget to tell him that?
[04:20] First Lieutenant
Let's start one more time
from the beginning.
[04:22] First Lieutenant
How many and what kind of files
did you take from city hall?
[04:26] First Lieutenant
Who did you sell them to?
[04:27] First Lieutenant
What do they look like?
What is their contact information?
[04:29] First Lieutenant
When, where, and how many
times did you meet with them?
[04:32] Hayward
Please let me go home.
[04:38] Narrator
The State Security Service.
[04:40] Narrator
An organization whose goal is to maintain
the peace within their nation.
[04:41] First Lieutenant
Since we're both so good at talking,
let's continue, Mr. Hayward.
[04:43] Narrator
Its main duties include spy hunting
and keeping an eye on the citizens.
[04:46] First Lieutenant
What do you say?
[04:46] Narrator
To complete their missions,
they frequently use violence,
[04:49] Narrator
wiretapping, intimidation, and torture.
[04:51] Narrator
The citizens called them the
"secret police," and they are feared.
[04:56] Yuri
Great work, First Lieutenant. The boss
asked me to take over the questioning.
[04:59] First Lieutenant
All right. I'll leave the rest to you,
[05:03] First Lieutenant
Second Lieutenant Briar.
[05:05] Yuri
Yes, sir! I'll do my best!
[05:07] Narrator
Yuri Briar, age twenty.
[05:09] Narrator
He is a member of the secret police.
[05:13] Second Lieutenant
Why did the boss bring
such a softie into our team?
[05:17] Second Lieutenant
I admit that he's good,
but frankly, he's just a kid.
[05:20] Second Lieutenant
Some elite from the Ministry of Foreign
Affairs who quickly rose up the ranks.
[05:24] First Lieutenant
When I talked to the boss...
[05:28] (Flashback) Chief
Huh? Well, isn't Yuri adorable?
[05:31] (Flashback) Chief
He's like some cute little puppy.
[05:33] First Lieutenant
And that was all.
[05:35] Second Lieutenant
I-I see...
[05:37] First Lieutenant
Well, our organization needs
a kid like him sometimes.
[05:41] First Lieutenant
Not to mention, he knows how to do the job,
[05:43] First Lieutenant
and he can be quite indiscriminate.
[05:45] Yuri
Hello, Mr. Hayward!
[05:47] Hayward
You won't get anything out of m—
[05:48] Yuri
My older sister actually works
at city hall just like you do!
[05:52] Hayward
Huh?
[05:53] Yuri
Maybe you know her. She's pretty
and kind, and I'm super proud of her!
[05:57] Yuri
I'm actually going to celebrate
her marriage today.
[05:59] Yuri
I haven't seen her in forever,
so I'm really excited!
[06:02] Yuri
So, yeah. I'd like to get this over
with quickly so I can go home.
[06:05] Yuri
Why don't you just spit it all out already?
[06:07] Hayward
I-I don't know anything!
[06:12] Yuri
Here are photos of your deals.
[06:14] Yuri
This is you, isn't it, Mr. Hayward?
[06:17] Secretary
Second Lieutenant, you—
[06:19] Secretary
How long were you holding on to
important evidence like this?!
[06:21] Yuri
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to submit them.
[06:24] Yuri
You'd be much better off if you were honest.
[06:31] Hayward
So, I was just giving them the
papers in exchange for cash.
[06:36] Hayward
All I know about him is that he's from
the West. I don't even know his name.
[06:41] Yuri
Was there anything awkward about
this man's looks or speech?
[06:45] Yuri
Perhaps he didn't act his age?
[06:49] Hayward
No, nothing like that.
[06:50] Yuri
I see. In that case...
[06:54] Yuri
Does the name "Twilight"
sound familiar to you?
[06:58] Hayward
Who?
[06:59] Yuri
He's a spy from the West.
Apparently, a master of disguise.
[07:03] Yuri
He is the villain who is trying
to make this world fall into chaos.
[07:06] Yuri
You could call him my natural enemy.
[07:08] Hayward
I-If I helped you catch him,
could we just forget about all this?
[07:13] Yuri
Do you know something?
[07:15] Hayward
Er, no, but let me remember...
[07:17] Yuri
If you feed me false information, you'll be
committing another crime, so do be careful.
[07:22] Hayward
I just wanted extra money so I could fool
around with girls! I didn't mean any harm.
[07:26] Yuri
You have a wife, don't you?
[07:28] Hayward
You're a man, too! You must understand!
[07:31] Hayward
I was just selling some documents.
I'm no political criminal.
[07:34] Hayward
Let me off the hook! Please!
[07:37] Yuri
Mr. Hayward, you see...
[07:40] Yuri
I haven't told my sister that I work
for the State Security Service.
[07:44] Yuri
It's a particularly dangerous job,
so it'd just worry her.
[07:48] Yuri
And above all, I don't want her
to know how much dirty work I do.
[07:55] Yuri
Mr. Hayward, what you've done is treason.
[07:59] Yuri
Perhaps they were nothing more
than pieces of paper to you,
[08:02] Yuri
but they may very well put many
of our citizens in danger.
[08:07] Yuri
Do you understand?!
[08:08] Yuri
Unlike you, I love my family... my sister.
[08:13] Yuri
I will do anything to protect this
country where my sister lives.
[08:18] Yuri
And I do mean anything.
[08:23] Bondman
I don't care how much you torture me!
[08:25] Bondman
I will never... sell out my friends!
[08:28] Enemy
Curse you and your resilience, Bondman!
[08:31] Loid
If only she could concentrate
on her studies like this.
[08:35] Bondman
I only have two bullets left.
[08:36] Anya
How many bullets can Bondman's pistol hold?
[08:39] Loid
Hm? I'm pretty sure it was eight.
[08:44] Anya
So that's two-eighths!
[08:46] Loid
Yes! You're right!
[08:48] Anya
He has two-eighths of his bullets left!
[08:50] Loid
How do you even know those words?
[08:52] Loid
So the cartoon makes things
easier for her to understand?
[08:57] Yor
Th-Th-Th-Th-There's trouble, Loid!
[09:00] Loid
Welcome home, Yor.
[09:01] Anya
He has two-eighths of his bullets left!
[09:04] Yor
Yuri... I mean, my younger brother
is coming here today!
[09:09] Loid
Today?!
[09:12] Yor
So, yes...
[09:13] Yor
He insists on coming over
and congratulating us.
[09:16] Yor
What shall we do? He won't find out
that this marriage is fake, will he?
[09:19] Loid
Don't worry.
[09:21] Loid
I've prepared lovey-dovey couple
accessories for just this sort of occasion.
[09:32] Anya
Papa and Mama are flirting.
[09:33] Loid and Yor
We are not!
[09:37] Anya
Mama's little brother still isn't here?
[09:39] Loid
You mean your uncle.
[09:41] Anya
Unkie...
[09:45] Loid
It's late. You should go to bed.
[09:47] Anya
Anya will greet Unkie, too...
[09:50] Yor
It appears as though he's
still stuck at work.
[09:59] Yuri
I got a little worked up, and now I'm late.
[10:02] Yuri
Ah, but...
[10:04] Yuri
I'll finally be able to see Sis!
It's been so long! La, la!
[10:07] Yuri
Hurgh!
[10:09] Yuri
I can feel the ribs that my
sister broke before tingling.
[10:13] Yuri
I'm remembering her loving embrace,
and now my whole body is tingling!
[10:18] Yuri
But why in the world did my sister wait
a whole year to tell me she was married?
[10:25] Yuri
Could he be some foul villain that
she's afraid of introducing to me?!
[10:31] Yuri
I will eliminate every threat within
this country where my sister lives.
[10:35] Yuri
That includes her husband, too.
[10:38] Yuri
Loid Forger...
[10:40] Yuri
If he's some shithead who's threatening my
sister, I'll throw him in a cell immediately.
[10:45] Yuri
No, calm down. She mustn't
find out about my job.
[10:49] Yuri
In order to protect my
job and my happiness,
[10:51] Yuri
I must make sure she never
finds out about this!
[10:54] Loid
Yuri Briar...
[10:56] Loid
The Forgers' only blood relative.
[10:58] Loid
It's easy to slip up around someone you're
emotionally close to. We must be careful.
[11:02] Loid
I cannot lose this family that
I've worked so hard to create.
[11:08] Narrator
Everyone has a side they
don't show anyone else.
[11:12] Narrator
To their friends, their significant others,
or even their families.
[11:19] Yuri
Hello! It's nice to meet you!
I'm Yor's younger brother, Yuri!
[11:19] Narrator
They hide what they're truly feeling
through fake smiles or bravado,
[11:22] Narrator
and keep their true identities secret.
[11:23] Loid and Yor
Welcome.
[11:24] Narrator
That is how the world keeps up
the appearance of its temporary peace.
[11:33] Announcer
Foreign Minister Windsor met with Westalis's
Foreign Minister Brantz for six days of talks,
[11:38] Announcer
with the goal of normalizing diplomatic
relations between the two countries.
[11:40] Loid
I'm going to find out...
[11:40] Yuri
I'm going to find out...
[11:41] Loid
if this man is going to
harm our family or not!
[11:41] Yuri
if this man is worthy of my sister or not!
[11:45] Yuri
No, of course he's not worthy.
[11:48] Loid
Oh, let me take your coat
and the things you're carrying.
[11:51] Yuri
Oh, no, there's no need.
Thank you for offering.
[11:55] Loid
I can prepare something simple
for us to eat pretty quickly.
[11:58] Loid
The two of you can go ahead and relax.
[12:01] Yuri
Oh, don't mind me.
[12:02] Yuri
I would never eat something you've made.
[12:05] Yor
Oh, you look so scary, Yuri.
You must be nervous.
[12:08] Yuri
I-I'm not...
[12:10] Yuri
Crap. My animosity must've been showing.
[12:13] Yor
Please, make yourself at home.
[12:13] Yuri
I could still be worked up from
that interrogation earlier.
[12:16] Yuri
I need to play the part of the studious
civil servant in front of my sister!
[12:16] Yor
I need to play the part of the
lovely wife in front of Yuri!
[12:20] Yor
I could never tell him that I got
married so I could continue killing!
[12:26] Yor
Thank you for the flowers, Yuri.
[12:29] Yuri
Sure... But, Sis...
[12:31] Yuri
I haven't accepted your marriage yet.
[12:35] Yuri
Why did you keep this a secret for a year?
[12:37] Yuri
How am I supposed to accept
it if you don't explain?
[12:40] Loid
A reasonable question.
[12:42] Loid
Now, then...
[12:44] (Flashback) Loid
About your brother... Why don't we just
go ahead and tell him everything?
[12:49] (Flashback) Loid
The fact that single women are
seen as highly suspicious
[12:52] (Flashback) Loid
is a very serious issue in our times.
[12:55] (Flashback) Loid
I'm sure your brother will understand.
[12:57] (Flashback) Yor
W-We can't!
[12:59] (Flashback) Yor
My brother can be very, er, sensitive.
[13:03] (Flashback) Yor
If he found out that I... I got married
to someone I wasn't in love with,
[13:08] (Flashback) Yor
he would probably lose his composure.
[13:10] (Flashback) Yor
Then we could end up troubling you, Loid...
[13:13] (Flashback) Yor
And I don't want my brother to have to
worry about me over something like this.
[13:19] (Flashback) Yor
Oh, b-but don't worry! I have the
perfect excuse to give him!
[13:24] Yor
I know more about Yuri than
anyone else, so leave this to me!
[13:28] Loid
I'm counting on you, Yor.
[13:30] Yuri
Well, Sis? Why didn't you tell me?
[13:33] Yor
W-Well...
[13:36] Yor
B-Because I completely forgot!
[13:41] Yuri
Huh? Okay, uh, I...
[13:44] Yor
It completely slipped my mind!
[13:46] Yuri
Actually, when I called you the other day,
you told me that you had a partner.
[13:50] Yuri
You could've at least told me then!
[13:51] Yor
W-Well...
[13:52] Yor
I forgot that I had forgotten to
tell you about my marriage!
[14:00] Yuri
Well, if you say so,
it must be true! Sorry, Sis.
[14:04] Loid
He accepted that?!
[14:05] Narrator
When it concerns his sister, this man's
sense of logic goes out the window.
[14:08] Yuri
Jeez, Sis! You're such a scatterbrain!
[14:11] Loid
Is this normal for the Briars?
[14:15] Loid
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[14:17] Yuri
Tch. How dare you interrupt
the fun Sis and I were having?
[14:21] Yuri
No... If I keep up this nasty attitude,
Sis might end up hating me.
[14:27] Yuri
I need to at least fake—
[14:29] Yor
Isn't Loid's cooking just so delicious?
[14:33] Yuri
Hmph! Don't think your cooking is
enough to win me over, you villain!
[14:39] Yuri
Oh, right. I actually
brought over some wine.
[14:42] Yuri
Please, help yourselves.
[14:43] Loid
How considerate of you.
[14:45] Yuri
I'll get you drunk and expose you
for the filthy villain you are!
[14:48] Loid
None for you tonight, Yor.
[14:50] Yor
I know.
[14:51] Yor
Unfortunately.
[14:53] Yuri
So where did you two meet?
[14:56] Loid
At the boutique on 3rd Street.
[14:58] Yor
It was so surprising for a man I didn't
know to stare at me like that.
[15:02] Loid
Er, well... She was just
so beautiful, you know...
[15:06] Loid
The way you said that...
[15:07] Loid
This subject will probably lead to
a slip-up. I need to change it.
[15:11] Loid
After a few dinners, we realized
we had a lot in common.
[15:15] Yuri
When were these dinners? Where?
How many times did you go?
[15:17] Yuri
Which restaurants?
[15:19] Yuri
How many encounters led to your courtship?
[15:21] Yuri
What made you decide to marry her?
[15:23] Loid
Um...
[15:24] Loid
Why do I feel like I'm being
questioned by an officer?
[15:26] Yuri
How do the two of you address each other?
[15:28] Loid
Huh? Er, I call her "Yor."
[15:31] Yuri
"Yor"?!
[15:32] Yuri
Even I hesitate to use her given name!
[15:34] Yuri
S-S-S-Sis, you don't happen to call him
"Loi Loi" or "Loidy," do you?
[15:37] Yor
Huh? Um...
[15:40] Yuri
Loidy!
[15:43] Yuri
God damn it!
[15:46] Yor
I-I just... call him Loid!
[15:49] Narrator
When it concerns his sister, this man's
sense of logic... Well, you know the rest.
[15:53] Loid
Are you all right?
[15:55] Loid
Here, have some water.
[16:00] Yuri
What could my sister possibly
like about this guy?!
[16:03] Yuri
Just because he can cook a little,
and he's handsome, and tall,
[16:07] Yuri
and considerate, and a
doctor, that's just...
[16:10] Yuri
That's just...
[16:12] Yuri
God damn it!
[16:14] Yor
Yuri, calm down.
[16:15] Loid
I guess neither Briar
holds their liquor well.
[16:18] Loid
By the way, Yuri, I hear you're a diplomat.
[16:21] Loid
Divert, divert...
[16:23] Loid
That's quite the line of work.
Yor loves to brag about you all the time.
[16:28] Yor
Dominic told me the other day that you
went all the way to Hugaria recently.
[16:32] Yuri
Huh? Yeah. I mean, it's just work.
[16:37] Yuri
But yes. It was a beautiful city.
[16:40] Yuri
I wish I could've shown you, Sis.
[16:42] Yuri
There were a lot of cafés, too.
[16:44] Yuri
There was even an old one that
an empress used to frequent...
[16:47] Loid
You mean in the capital city Obda, right?
[16:49] Loid
There are several delicious
restaurants there.
[16:52] Loid
I went there when I was a medical student.
[16:55] Yuri
Oh, really?
[16:56] Yuri
I went to Kalpatia often.
[16:58] Yuri
The old man who owns it makes a superb stew.
[17:01] Loid
I had that, too! Ah...
[17:04] Loid
So this wine is also from
Hugaria. It's excellent.
[17:08] Loid
This is...
[17:09] Yuri
Oh, that...
[17:11] Loid
"I bought it from a shop on Hedger Street."
[17:13] Yuri
I found it at a little
shop on Hedger Street.
[17:16] Loid
It must've been pricey.
[17:18] Loid
It's 200 dalc.
[17:19] Yuri
Oh, no. It was just around 200 dalc.
[17:23] Loid
I knew it.
[17:25] Loid
That's plenty fancy. Thank you very much.
[17:28] Loid
This conversation...
[17:30] Loid
It's right out of the Ostanian Intelligence
Agency's manual for the art of deception.
[17:35] Loid
It's a conversation template used to fabricate
a story about going to another country.
[17:39] Loid
Meaning this whole story's been a lie.
[17:41] Loid
Besides, the owner of Kalpatia
now has his son running the shop.
[17:45] Loid
And this wine actually costs 300 dalc
now due to a poor harvest.
[17:49] Loid
You may be able to fool an amateur,
but it won't work on me,
[17:54] Loid
Yuri Briar!
[17:55] Loid
I had my reservations as soon as I heard you
worked for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
[17:58] Loid
That line of work has commonly
been an entryway to espionage.
[18:02] Loid
I had Franky do some digging,
[18:04] Loid
and there are records showing he worked
in that department up until a year ago.
[18:08] Loid
He must've been scouted by the intelligence
agency right before or after that.
[18:11] Loid
Putting all the pieces together,
[18:13] Loid
this man works for the domestic
counter-intelligence agency
[18:16] Loid
that is WISE's mortal enemy...
the secret police!
[18:19] Loid
That said, though it may be dangerous,
[18:22] Loid
as long as he doesn't find
out who I really am,
[18:24] Loid
maintaining this relationship
isn't a bad idea.
[18:26] Loid
If I play my cards right, he could
be a powerful source of information
[18:29] Loid
regarding my enemies.
[18:30] Loid
I'll get you something in return next time.
[18:33] Yor
Isn't it wonderful that you have such
a lovely older brother now, Yuri?
[18:36] Loid
He appears to be concealing
his identity from Yor, too.
[18:39] Loid
He may be easier to
manipulate than I thought.
[18:42] Yor
Yuri?
[18:45] Yuri
I told you I wouldn't accept him, Sis!
[18:47] Yuri
I'm never going to call him my brother!
[18:50] Yor
You're being rude, Yuri.
[18:52] Yuri
Yeah, you're right.
[18:54] Yuri
I went out into the world,
made a name for myself,
[18:56] Yuri
and I can even buy expensive booze now!
[18:58] Yuri
But that's all because of my sister!
[19:01] Yuri
Our parents were gone, and we were poor,
[19:03] Yuri
so we couldn't even get everything
I'd need for studying.
[19:06] Yuri
But...
[19:07] (Flashback) Young Yuri
Sis sure is late. She's still
at her part-time job?
[19:12] (Flashback) Young Yor
I'm home, Yuri!
[19:14] (Flashback) Young Yuri
Uh, Sis?!
[19:15] (Flashback) Young Yuri
What happened?! You're covered in blood!
[19:17] (Flashback) Young Yuri
What kind of work were you doing?!
[19:19] (Flashback) Young Yor
Huh? Oh, I'm totally fine.
[19:21] Young Yor
This isn't my blood, so...
[19:23] (Flashback) Young Yor
More importantly, look, Yuri!
[19:26] (Flashback) Young Yor
Ta-da! It's the encyclopedia
set you wanted!
[19:30] (Flashback) Young Yor
I got paid a lot this time,
so I went ahead and bought it!
[19:35] (Flashback) Young Yuri
Sis...
[19:37] Young Yor
Ta-da! Here are those snacks
you wanted, Yuri!
[19:37] Yor
Sis would always work
herself to death for me!
[19:40] Young Yuri
You don't have to work anymore, Sis!
[19:42] Yuri
So I made up my mind... that I was
going to become a proper adult,
[19:45] Yuri
and be a man who could protect my sister.
[19:48] Yuri
I'm going to be the one who protects
my one and only family member.
[19:52] Yuri
Can you even imagine
[19:53] Yuri
how it feels for me to have the
most important person in my life
[19:56] Yuri
just suddenly taken from me by some
guy who appeared out of thin air?
[20:01] Yor
Yuri...
[20:02] Yuri
Sure, I wanted you to get married
someday and find true happiness.
[20:06] Yuri
But that guy has to be someone who
could protect you even better than me!
[20:11] Yuri
Are you saying you're up to that task,
[20:14] Yuri
Loidy?!
[20:15] Loid
Lo—
[20:18] (Flashback) Yor
I just want to put my
brother's mind at ease.
[20:22] Loid
I...
[20:24] Loid
I love Yor as much as you do, if not more!
[20:28] Loid
My daughter loves Yor very much, too.
[20:31] Yor
Come on... This is just an
act to deceive my brother.
[20:34] Loid
She is already a part of my family.
[20:37] Loid
Even if spears or meteors
rained down from the sky,
[20:40] Loid
I would risk my life to protect her.
[20:44] Narrator
This man was a bold liar.
[20:48] Yuri
Did he say... meteors?!
[20:50] Yuri
I'm confident that I could protect
her from spears, but meteors?!
[20:53] Yuri
Is he surprisingly powerful?
But how would he do that?
[20:57] Yuri
I-It's easy to claim such things, you liar!
[20:59] Yuri
Yeah! You have the face of a liar!
[21:03] Yor
Oh, goodness.
[21:04] Yor
You're so careless sometimes, Yuri!
[21:06] Loid
I have the face of a liar?
Has he seen through me?
[21:07] Loid
Oh, don't worry about it,
Yor. I'll clean it up.
[21:09] Loid
No, that couldn't be.
[21:15] Yuri
What? You've been married for a year,
[21:18] Yuri
and that's your reaction when your hands touch?
[21:20] Yuri
What? Are you actually married?
[21:22] Loid
Wha—
[21:24] Loid
Wh-What are you talking about?
We're so in love.
[21:27] Yor
Y-Yes, exactly.
[21:29] Yuri
A likely story... If you're really
married, then prove it to me.
[21:34] Loid
I mean, we have our marriage license...
[21:36] Yuri
That's not what I meant!
[21:38] Yuri
Kiss right here and now.
[21:40] Yor and Loid
Huh?!
[21:41] Yuri
Should be easy if you're actually in love.
[21:44] Yor
Er... But if it's in front of someone...
[21:47] Yuri
Just once is fine. Then I'll believe you.
[21:50] Yuri
If you can't, I'm going to city hall to
have them revoke your marriage license!
[21:53] Loid
This is bad. What should I do?
[21:55] Loid
No, calm down.
[21:56] Loid
I'm Westalis's greatest spy, Twilight.
[21:58] Loid
I've had relations with countless
women on my missions.
[22:01] Loid
If a kiss or two will
keep my mission safe...
[22:04] Loid
If that's all it takes...
[22:05] Yor
What?!
[22:07] Yor
Loid, wait...
[22:09] Loid
I'm just going to do what I always do, Yor.
[22:12] Loid
Come on.
[22:13] Yor
I mean, we need to so we can keep
our fake marriage going, but...
[22:19] Yor
Wha...
[22:21] Yor
Wha...
[22:22] Yor
What?!
SIGN SHOW OFF HOW IN LOVE YOU ARE
E9 - Show Off How in Love You Are
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[00:00] Yuri
If you're really married,
then prove it to me.
[00:05] Yuri
Kiss right here and now.
[00:07] Loid
If that's all it takes...
[00:09] Yor
What?!
[00:12] Yor
A kiss? A kiss?!
[00:15] Yor
Doesn't that mean... um...
[00:17] Yor
Oh, yes. I've read somewhere that
your first kiss tastes like lemons.
[00:22] Yor
That'll go perfectly with
this marinated fish.
[00:26] Yor
Calm down, Yor! Get a hold of yourself!
[00:29] Loid
Here I go.
[00:30] Yor
O-O-O-One second, please.
[00:37] Yor
There is no way I can do this sober.
[00:40] Yor
Fank you for waiting...
[00:42] Loid
Uh... right.
[00:45] Loid
We don't have to do this
if you don't want to.
[00:47] Yor
This ish for my sake, as well.
I will do my besht.
[00:52] Yuri
What are you two whispering about?!
[00:54] Yuri
Can you do it or not?!
[00:55] Yuri
Prove to me that you're
really a married couple!
[01:00] Yor
Keep your mouf shut, Yuri.
[01:02] Yor
We will now show you just how in wuv we are.
[01:07] Yor
Here I come, darling.
[01:09] Yor
Now, cwose your eyes.
[01:11] Yuri
S-Sis!
[01:15] Loid
Um... Yor?
SIGN SHOW OFF HOW IN LOVE YOU ARE
[03:01] Yor
Sis...
[03:02] Yuri
How lewd!
[03:07] (Flashback) Little Yuri
Sis!
[03:11] (Flashback) Little Yuri
Look! I scored the highest
in my whole class!
[03:14] (Flashback) Yor
Oh, how wonderful!
[03:17] (Flashback) Yor
I'll reward you with a kiss.
[03:18] (Flashback) Yor
Smooch!
[03:22] (Flashback) Little Yuri
Sis...
[03:23] (Flashback) Little Yuri
When I grow up...
[03:27] (Flashback) Little Yuri
I'm gonna marry you.
[03:29] (Flashback) Yor
Oh, my.
[03:31] (Flashback) Yor
Then I guess I'll just have
to wait patiently for you.
[03:34] Yor (Echo)
...wait patiently for you.
...wait patiently for you.
[03:36] Yor (Echo)
...wait patiently for you.
...wait patiently for you.
[03:39] Yuri
You...
[03:40] Yuri
You can't, Sis!
[03:42] Yuri
Seeing you kiss another man
in front of me is just...
[03:46] Yuri
I won't allow—
[03:48] Yor
Oh, I knew it...
[03:50] Yor
I just can't!
[03:51] Yuri
—itpppppbt!
[03:56] Yor
No!
[04:04] Anya
Izzit the end of the world?
[04:11] Yor
Huh?! Um, Yuri?
[04:18] Yuri
I see how it is, Sis.
[04:20] Yuri
You're going to treat me like that just
because I tried to stop you from kissing him.
[04:24] Yuri
I guess you just couldn't wait to
do naughty things with him!
[04:29] Yuri
I was a fool to test you.
[04:31] Yuri
Perhaps my feelings were what
was truly being tested here!
[04:36] Loid
Um... more importantly, you're bleeding.
[04:39] Yuri
Loid Forger... You may lay claim
on my sister's lips for now.
[04:43] Yor
Wha—
[04:44] Yor
What are you talking about?!
[04:51] Yuri
Right... Well, I'll let you
off the hook for today.
[04:54] Yuri
But just remember—
[04:55] Loid
No, really. You're bleeding.
[04:57] Loid
Is this just normal for the Briars?
[04:59] Yor
Are you all right, Yuri?
You're about to fall over.
[05:03] Yuri
I'm fine.
[05:03] Loid
Did you really just say that?
[05:04] Yuri
Well, so are you, Sis.
[05:10] Yor
Shall I call you a taxi?
[05:12] Yuri
I'm fine. You're such a worrywart, Sis.
[05:19] Loid
Whoa, there!
[05:21] Yuri
Wipe that smirk off your face!
[05:23] Yuri
Are my failures that amusing to you?!
[05:26] Loid
Er, no. I was just admiring
what lovely siblings you are.
[05:30] Loid
You must have always been
there for each other.
[05:33] Loid
Yuri, thank you for protecting
Yor up until now.
[05:37] Loid
I'm sure you've been through many hardships.
[05:41] Loid
I'll also do everything I can to
be there for her from now on,
[05:45] Loid
so let's do everything we can
to make sure Yor is happy.
[05:50] Yuri
Like I'd ever ask for your help!
[05:53] Yuri
Forget it! I'm going home!
[05:55] Loid
Feel free to come over anytime!
[05:58] Loid
I'm sure that'll make Yor happy.
[06:00] Loid
You should come when my
daughter's awake next time.
[06:03] Yor
Miss Anya was doing everything she
could to stay up to meet you.
[06:07] Yor
She's absolutely precious,
so I hope you'll play with her.
[06:11] Yuri
I don't need him to invite me! I'll be back!
[06:13] Yuri
Next time, I'll prove that
you're tricking my sister!
[06:17] Yor
I am not being tricked!
[06:19] Yuri
Now, hear me, Loid Forger.
[06:21] Yuri
If you make my sister cry even a little bit,
[06:24] Yuri
I will have you ex—
[06:27] Yuri
Um... well, you know.
[06:30] Yuri
Just know that you'll rue the day!
[06:34] Yor
Be careful getting home, dear!
[06:34] Yuri
Sis!
[06:36] Yor
Be mindful of your yelling!
It'll disturb the neighbors!
[06:38] Loid
Was he about to say he'd have me executed?
[06:40] Loid
I should be careful.
[06:49] Loid
Any wiretaps?
[06:51] Loid
Looks like we're clear.
[06:53] Loid
Since he's with the secret police...
[06:55] Loid
Well, because he's her brother,
he may just try that.
[06:58] Loid
I need to be on my guard.
[07:00] Yor
Loid, thank you very much.
[07:03] Yor
I'm a bit embarrassed to say so,
[07:05] Yor
but thank you for welcoming him into
your family, despite his rudeness.
[07:11] Loid
Yuri clearly loves you very much, Yor.
[07:15] Loid
I don't have any family or friends
I can rely on, other than my daughter,
[07:19] Loid
so I admit that I was a
little envious of you two.
[07:21] Yor
Loid...
[07:23] Loid
Though my daughter is also
just part of a pretend family.
[07:25] Loid
Well, anyway. I'm glad he didn't find
out about our pretend marriage.
[07:33] Yor
Yes.
[07:34] Yor
I'm suddenly very tired,
now that I'm relieved.
[07:38] Yor
Why don't we head to bed after we clean up?
[07:42] Loid
Er, in separate beds, of course!
I'll change things back!
[07:45] Yor
R-Right.
[07:47] Anya
Papa... Pwease save Earth...
[07:52] Yor
Now, Yuri... You'll make
me mad if you hit Loid...
[08:02] Loid
I can't remember the last time
I felt envious of another.
[08:06] Loid
I should sleep. I'm sure I'm just exhausted.
[08:09] Loid
Yet my mission still continues on tomorrow.
[08:19] Yuri
I beg your pardon.
[08:24] Yuri
Which way is the station?
[08:26] Passerby A & B
Get to the hospital first, pal!
[08:33] Anya
Morning, pwease.
[08:36] Anya
You seem very green today, Papa.
[08:39] Loid
Quit talking in your sleep
and go wash your face.
[08:47] Yor
Good morning!
[08:52] Yor
It's too bad you didn't get
to meet Yuri yesterday.
[08:55] Anya
Who's that?
[08:57] Yor
Huh?! But she was so looking
forward to meeting him!
[09:02] Loid
Things sure did get lively yesterday.
[09:04] Yor
I'm very sorry.
[09:06] Loid
Who'd have thought Yor's
brother would be like that?
[09:08] Anya
Oh! Unkie!
[09:10] Loid
And he's part of the secret police,
my greatest foe as a spy.
[09:14] Anya
S-Secret police?!
[09:17] Anya
What's that?
[09:20] Anya
"Secret" plus "police"...
[09:24] Anya
That sounds so exciting!
[09:26] Anya
Why didn't you introduce me to him?!
[09:29] Anya
Gimme back the excitement I wasted!
[09:30] Loid
You wanted to meet him that badly?
[09:33] Loid
Well, at least the storm has passed for now.
[09:35] Loid
I need to concentrate on Anya's education.
[09:39] Loid
Come on, hurry up and eat. You'll be late.
[09:44] Anya
Om... nom...
[09:46] Yor
Don't worry, you'll be able to see him soon.
[09:48] Loid
Has the threat truly passed?
[09:51] Loid
Yor Briar, whose younger brother
is a member of the secret police...
[09:54] Loid
Previously, there was nothing
suspicious surrounding her.
[09:58] Loid
She didn't seem to know what her
brother's true occupation is,
[10:00] Loid
so my intuition says she's still clear.
[10:02] Loid
Besides, if she knew her brother
worked at the State Security Service,
[10:05] Loid
there'd be no concern over suspicions
arising about her being single.
[10:08] Loid
No, it's dangerous to be too certain.
[10:10] Loid
What if she was just acting and this
was all a lie to get closer to me?
[10:16] Loid
Suspect everything, Twilight.
[10:20] Anya
Papa, Mama is...
[10:23] Loid
What is it?
[10:26] Anya
Mama is...
[10:28] Anya
bad at cooking.
[10:30] Yor
So it was obvious that I made
breakfast this morning!
[10:34] Yor
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[10:35] Yor
I did do my best.
[10:41] Loid
Ah, by the way, Yor...
[10:43] Yor
Yes?
[10:44] Loid
Er, I just...
[10:47] Loid
I guess putting a listening device
on her is going too far.
[10:50] Loid
No, I need to silence any doubts now.
[10:53] Loid
Even a moment's carelessness
could mean death.
[10:55] Loid
It could also mean the lives
of tens of thousands of people.
[10:59] Loid
I need to do this to prove Yor's innocence.
[11:01] Loid
You've got something on your neck.
[11:05] Yor
Huh? Thank you very much.
[11:08] Yor
That startled me. I thought he was
going to give me a kiss goodbye.
[11:11] Anya
Wha?!
[11:13] Yor
I s-still haven't forgotten
about last night...
[11:17] Yor
I can't kiss or even cook.
[11:21] Yor
Loid managed to smooth
things over last night,
[11:24] Yor
but I'm probably not acting like a proper wife.
[11:29] Yor
I may be imagining it, but Loid
seems a bit more distant today.
[11:34] Yor
Maybe he's gotten sick of
me being so disappointing.
[11:40] Loid
I need to be on my guard.
[11:51] Loid
What's the matter, Anya?
[11:54] Anya
Mama and Papa need to get along.
[11:59] Loid
W-Well, we aren't fighting or anything.
[12:02] Yor
Th-That's right.
[12:04] Loid
And you make sure you get
along with your classmates.
[12:08] Anya
Yep.
[12:11] Loid
We should get going, too.
[12:12] Yor
Oh, right.
[12:15] Loid
Children are so curiously observant at times.
[12:26] First Lieutenant
Hey, Yuri.
[12:28] First Lieutenant
Why are you covered in bandages?
[12:30] First Lieutenant
Didn't you go celebrate your
sister's wedding yesterday?
[12:34] Yuri
I don't really remember what happened.
[12:37] First Lieutenant
You probably got drunk and picked
a fight with her husband.
[12:40] First Lieutenant
You really need to quit drinking.
[12:42] Yuri
Well, I can't let a guy like
that be with my sister.
[12:44] First Lieutenant
Was he that disagreeable?
[12:50] Yuri
I think...
[12:52] Yuri
he was...
[12:54] Yuri
a good guy.
[12:56] Yuri
But con men and spies always
try to act like good people.
[12:59] Yuri
That's it! Hopefully he's a spy!
Then I can throw him in a cell!
[13:02] First Lieutenant
Calm down. Do you have any proof of this?
[13:04] Yuri
Shit!
[13:06] Yuri
I totally forgot to bug their
living room and bedrooms!
[13:11] Yuri
Wait, no!
[13:12] Yuri
If I happened to hear Sis's
voice in those situations,
[13:15] Yuri
my heart wouldn't be able to bear it!
[13:17] First Lieutenant
Did you give yourself those injuries?
[13:23] First Lieutenant
You need to detach from your sister so
you can concentrate on your work more.
[13:28] First Lieutenant
Our job is to capture
[13:30] First Lieutenant
spies from the West, namely, Twilight.
[13:33] First Lieutenant
Because that will lead
to your sister's safety.
[13:38] Yuri
I know that. For now...
[13:40] Yuri
Loid Forger, the day you make my sister cry...
[13:52] Camilla
What's with her?
[13:53] Millie
She said something like,
"I'm a failure of a wife."
[13:56] Sharon
Heya.
[13:57] Millie
Oh, Sharon.
[14:00] Sharon
Huh? How do you become a good wife?
[14:04] Sharon
Are you two not getting along?
[14:06] Yor
Well, it's not exactly that...
[14:08] Yor
It's just... This is my first time
being with a man in general,
[14:08] Yor
It's just... This is my first time
being with a man in general,
[14:12] Yor
so I'm unsure of how to act.
[14:15] Loid
I was curious when I looked
into her past connections,
[14:18] Loid
but I guess Yor has really
never dated a man before.
[14:22] Yor
I'm worried that things
can't go on like this.
[14:26] Yor
It doesn't help that I can't cook.
[14:29] Loid
Anya's words really got to her.
[14:32] Loid
It appears that Yor is trying to seem more
wifely for the sake of our pretend family.
[14:37] Loid
No, wait.
[14:39] Loid
She could also be trying to act like the
perfect wife to put one over on me.
[14:43] Camilla
It must be rough when your husband
is clearly so much better than you.
[14:47] Millie
Why don't you two just call it quits?
[14:49] Yor
Er, I'd like to avoid that.
[14:51] Loid
Yor's relationship with her
coworkers seems a bit, er, uh...
[14:55] Section Chief
Hey, you four!
[14:56] Section Chief
Hey, you four!
[14:57] Section Chief
Quit yapping and get to work.
[14:59] Camilla
Gah! It's the section chief.
[15:01] Section Chief
Say, Yor...
[15:03] Section Chief
Could you go drop this off
at the post office for me?
[15:06] Yor
Yes, sir.
[15:08] Loid
I guess I'll have to make a move if
I want to clear the air for good.
[15:19] Yor
Come to think of it, Loid and
I have separate bank accounts.
[15:25] Yor
If I contributed a bit of my
earnings from my actual job,
[15:29] Yor
would I be able to help Loid out?
[15:32] Yor
But I can't make him suspicious of me, either.
[15:35] Yor
Not to mention, I don't think this
was really a financial issue...
[15:39] Fake Lieutenant
You there. I'd like to
ask you a few questions.
[15:44] Fake Lieutenant
May we have a bit of your time?
[15:46] Yor
Th-The secret police!
[15:49] Yor
D-Did I do something wrong, sir?
[15:51] Yor
Was I being far too suspicious by
looking at ads meant for families,
[15:56] Yor
when I'm clearly lacking as a wife?
[15:57] Yor
I-I-I'm married!
[16:01] Fake Second Lieutenant
We're not hitting on you.
[16:04] (Flashback) Franky
What the hell is this?!
[16:05] (Flashback) Franky
You call me outta nowhere and
tell me to dress like this
[16:08] (Flashback) Franky
so we can question your wife?!
[16:09] (Flashback) Loid
Just shut up and follow the plan.
This is all for my mission.
[16:13] (Flashback) Franky
I've got nothing to do with that!
[16:15] Fake Lieutenant
We are inspecting the mail.
[16:19] Fake Lieutenant
You just tried to mail this...
[16:21] Fake Lieutenant
But it clearly contains a code
meant for the West.
[16:24] Fake Lieutenant
Is the sender, Burns, your superior?
[16:27] Yor
Y-Yes.
[16:28] Fake Second Lieutenant
What is your name?
[16:30] Yor
Yor Bri—
[16:31] Yor
I-It's Yor Forger.
[16:34] Fake Second Lieutenant
Well, well, well... Yor Forger, eh?
[16:38] Fake Second Lieutenant
It clearly states your name
right here as a collaborator!
[16:43] Fake Lieutenant (Loid)
He's really into this.
[16:45] Fake Lieutenant
So you're in cahoots.
[16:47] Yor
I-I have no idea about this.
This must be some kind of mistake.
[16:50] Fake Second Lieutenant
You'd be better off if you told the truth.
[16:52] Fake Lieutenant
Speaking of city hall, someone from the
finance department was caught the other day.
[16:56] Fake Lieutenant
Clearly, the corruption within
has spread far and wide.
[16:59] Fake Second Lieutenant
I heard he met a pitiful end.
[17:02] Fake Second Lieutenant
The intense torture got to
him physically and mentally,
[17:04] Fake Second Lieutenant
and he apparently offed himself in his cell.
[17:08] Fake Second Lieutenant
And I heard last month, they caught
another woman around this chick's age.
[17:12] Fake Second Lieutenant
You know, that official's secretary.
[17:14] Fake Lieutenant (Loid)
What kind of characterization is he going for?
[17:16] Fake Lieutenant
Ah, her.
[17:18] Fake Lieutenant
She was freed once we found out she
had family in State Security Service.
[17:21] Fake Second Lieutenant
Man, talk about an awesome benefit.
[17:23] Fake Second Lieutenant
Our family members can be let off
the hook of most allegations.
[17:27] Fake Lieutenant
Enough talking. You'll be
coming with us to the station.
[17:31] Loid
If she's aware that Yuri works
for the State Security Service,
[17:34] Loid
this will all be solved as soon
as she mentions Yuri's name.
[17:37] Loid
There's no reason for her to be
secretive to one of his coworkers,
[17:40] Loid
and if she resists, she'll further
make us suspicious.
[17:45] Loid
Come on, Yor. If you're in on this,
ask your brother for help.
[17:49] Loid
And if you're not...
[17:51] Yor
I...
[17:52] Yor
work hard every day for the
citizens of this country.
[17:56] Yor
I would never participate in espionage!
[17:58] Fake Second Lieutenant
No use playing dumb with us!
[18:00] Fake Second Lieutenant
Just shut up and come with—
[18:03] Fake Second Lieutenant
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[18:06] Yor
I'm quite certain I mentioned
that I was married.
[18:09] Yor
Please do not touch me so casually.
[18:11] Fake Lieutenant
You do realize you're putting your family
in danger by doing this, don't you?
[18:15] Yor
My younger brother and husband are both kind
[18:18] Yor
and upstanding members of society.
[18:20] Yor
If you ever unjustly harm either of them,
[18:26] Yor
I frankly do not care if
I'm dealing with you two.
[18:28] Yor
I will show no mercy!
[18:35] Fake Lieutenant
Hey, Second Lieutenant Mop...
[18:37] Fake Lieutenant
Are you certain about this cipher?
[18:39] Fake Second Lieutenant
What? Of course I'm—
[18:41] Fake Second Lieutenant
What the?!
[18:43] Fake Second Lieutenant
Looking closer, this is clearly
not the raccoon cipher.
[18:45] Fake Second Lieutenant
It's the caterpillar cipher!
[18:47] Fake Lieutenant
If we decode this message...
[18:48] Fake Lieutenant
This is a letter Burns sent to a
renowned hemorrhoids doctor.
[18:52] Yor
Huh?
[18:53] Fake Lieutenant
I see. He used a cipher because
he was embarrassed.
[18:56] Fake Lieutenant
How confusing.
[18:58] Fake Lieutenant
So, yes, it would appear
we had the wrong idea.
[19:01] Fake Lieutenant
Your name isn't on here at all.
[19:03] Fake Lieutenant
You may leave, but make sure you keep
quiet about this for Mr. Burns's sake, too.
[19:13] Franky
Well, that was quite the farce.
[19:16] Franky
Considering how she acted, it's pretty clear
she has no connections with the secret police.
[19:22] Franky
Hey, come on. Don't tell me you
feel guilty for doubting her.
[19:26] Loid
I don't.
[19:27] Franky
I've warned you about this before, but don't
develop unnecessary feelings for her.
[19:31] Franky
If you value your life, don't trust anyone.
[19:34] Franky
We have no other way to survive.
[19:40] Loid
Somehow, it's extremely infuriating
to hear those words from that face.
[19:44] Franky
But you made that face!
[19:46] Franky
Damn it! I thought I could land
a few chicks with that face on.
[19:49] Franky
My precious hot-guy face!
[19:52] Loid
It's a terrible idea to date
a woman while deceiving her.
[19:55] Franky
Did you really just say that?
[20:01] Yor
Today was terribly nerve-wracking.
[20:04] Yor
I was almost arrested, meaning not
only would I be ruined as a wife,
[20:08] Yor
but I would've destroyed the Forgers.
[20:11] Loid
Oh, hello, Yor.
[20:13] Yor
Loid...
[20:14] Loid
What a coincidence. Why don't
we go home together?
[20:17] Loid
Oh? There's something on
your collar again, Yor.
[20:23] Yor
I'm so sorry.
[20:25] Yor
Apparently, I'm such a failure as wife that
I can't even keep up proper appearances.
[20:30] Loid
Well, if you ask me, Yor...
[20:33] Loid
Perhaps many families throughout this
world are somehow putting on an act,
[20:38] Loid
thinking, "A wife should be like this,"
or, "You're supposed to be the parent."
[20:42] Loid
Of course, I believe that working hard
to be your best self is admirable.
[20:45] Loid
But if you dwell on that so
much that you lose yourself,
[20:49] Loid
things that should go well might fall apart.
[20:53] Loid
Many people suffering like that
come to my hospital all the time.
[20:59] Loid
Putting on an act all the
time can become tiring.
[21:04] Yor
Loid...
[21:07] Loid
And that's why I want you
to be as you are, Yor.
[21:10] Loid
The more confident you seem,
the less people will suspect anything.
[21:13] Loid
And I'm sure Anya will be
happier seeing you smile.
[21:18] Yor
Thank you very much. I...
[21:22] Yor
I'm truly grateful that I married you, Loid!
[21:32] Franky
Don't tell me you feel
guilty for doubting her.
[21:44] Yor
What did you just throw away?
[21:45] Loid
Oh, just the lint I found
on your collar earlier.
[21:48] Loid
More importantly,
[21:50] Loid
we didn't even do anything to celebrate
our one-year wedding anniversary.
[21:53] Loid
Why don't we buy some cake on our way home?
[21:55] Yor
That's a lovely idea!
[22:02] Anya
Papa, Mama! I have returned!
[22:07] Yor
Welcome home, Miss Anya.
[22:09] Loid
What's the matter?
[22:13] Anya
Papa and Mama are getting along!
[22:18] Loid
I told you that we were never
fighting to begin with.
[22:21] Yor
We have cake, Miss Anya!
[22:23] Anya
I want some cake!
[22:26] Loid
Hey, now. You're going to
bother the people downstairs.
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[00:46] Instructor
Good morning, Master Henderson.
[00:49] Henderson
Good morning, sir.
[00:52] Henderson
Would you like some tea, as well?
[00:54] Instructor
Yes, I'd love some.
[01:00] Instructor
It's been a while since you were in
charge of the grade school kids.
[01:05] Instructor
How are the kids this year?
[01:07] Henderson
I must say, they show promise.
[01:11] Instructor
I heard you had to give one of them
a Tonitrus Bolt on their first day.
[01:18] Henderson
True, it was a rather rare occurrence
for our prestigious Eden College.
[01:22] Instructor
It's the first time I've heard
of it happening, too.
[01:25] Henderson
I only did what was necessary.
[01:29] Henderson
Good deeds shall be praised,
[01:31] Henderson
and misconduct will be met with punishment.
[01:34] Henderson
That is essential to education.
[01:37] Instructor
I have much to learn from you, sir.
[01:43] Henderson
As the elementary students pass
through the gates of Eden College
[01:47] Henderson
to learn true elegance every day,
our school's traditions shall live on.
[01:52] Henderson
Our house of learning exists to ensure
the future of our country is elegant.
[02:17] Ewen
Lord Damian!
[02:19] Ewen
Isn't this your older brother, Lord Damian?
[02:24] Damian
Yes...
[02:25] Ewen
This must be his entrance ceremony!
[02:28] Ewen
He's probably elsewhere in this book, too!
[02:31] Emile
Oh, there he is!
[02:32] Ewen
Ooh!
[02:33] Emile
There he is again!
[02:35] Ewen
And here! He's truly an MVP!
[02:39] Emile
Your brother is just raking in
the Stellas! How magnificent!
[02:45] Ewen
But I'm sure you'll become an Imperial
Scholar even faster, Lord Damian!
[02:49] Ewen
We all know you'll be the first
to get a Stella in our grade!
[02:54] Damian
W-Well, yes.
[02:55] Emile
But we still have a while until our exams.
[02:59] Emile
Your first opportunity will be...
[03:02] Emile
Our P.E. class next week.
[03:04] Emile
We'll be having a dodgeball tournament
with the other classes!
[03:08] Ewen
My friend told me something he
heard from his friend in Class 7.
[03:12] Ewen
He said if you become MVP,
you can get a Stella!
[03:16] Damian
Really?
[03:17] Emile
This is your chance, Lord Damian!
[03:19] Damian
MVP, eh?
[03:45] Henderson
It is a clear, sunny day.
[03:47] Henderson
Young ladies and gentlemen of Eden,
[03:49] Henderson
you will be adding another page
to Eden's history today...
[03:55] Henderson
Elegantly and brilliantly.
[04:01] Damian
Shut up! You picked a fight with me first!
[04:05] Anya
Anya didn't do anything wrong!
[04:06] Becky
Exactly! First off, you—
[04:08] Damian
Shut up, uggo!
[04:09] Becky
Excuse me?!
[04:10] Anya
Shithead.
[04:10] Damian
Shut it, Stubby Legs!
[04:12] Becky
You're not supposed to talk to girls like that!
[04:16] Henderson
Ele...gant.
[05:50] Anya
I have returned!
[05:52] Yor
Welcome home, Miss Anya.
[05:54] Anya
Papa, I have acquired important news!
[05:57] Loid
What?
[05:58] Loid
You may be able to get a Stella
at your next P.E. class?
[06:01] Anya
That's what Becky said.
[06:03] (Flashback) Becky
My friend told me something she
heard from her friend in Class 7.
[06:08] (Flashback) Becky
The MVP from the winning
class in next week's tournament
[06:12] (Flashback) Becky
will receive a Stella!
[06:14] Loid
So it's a rumor? That seems dubious.
[06:18] Yor
Then we need to train, Miss Anya!
[06:21] Anya
Training!
[06:22] Yor
So what sport will you be playing?
[06:25] Anya
Dodgeball.
[06:26] Yor
Dodgeball...
[06:29] Yor
That's the game where you hit your opponent
with a ball to do them in, right?
[06:33] Loid
"Do them in"?
[06:34] Anya
Mama! Teach me a killer move!
[06:36] Yor
Very well! I shall teach you the
ultimate killer move with a ball.
[06:43] Loid
Are you also athletic, Yor?
[06:45] Yor
Oh, not exactly.
[06:47] Yor
I just used to play catch
with my brother sometimes.
[06:50] Yor
I can't tell them I rip people apart
and toss them around on a daily basis!
[06:53] Yor
Just leave this to me, Miss Anya!
[06:56] Yor
I'll show you a killer move that
will help you catch that star!
[07:00] Anya
I will reach for the stars in dodgeball!
[07:02] Anya
Anya will catch the star!
[07:05] Yor
That's the spirit!
[07:05] Loid
I'm glad she's so motivated... but...
[07:06] Anya
Super Anya will catch the star!
[07:09] Yor
Yes!
[07:12] Yor
We'll start with strength training.
[07:14] Yor
One...
[07:17] Yor
Two...
[07:21] Yor
Three...
[07:26] Yor
Four...
[07:29]
Death-Defying Sit-ups
[07:33] Yor
Five.
[07:37] Yor
Six.
[07:44] Yor
Stamina is crucial, too.
[07:52] Yor
Miss Anya!
[07:55] Yor
Now, listen carefully.
[07:56] Yor
You're not just using your
arms when you throw the ball.
[07:59] Yor
You need to make sure you
step out with your foot,
[08:02] Yor
twist your hips as you shift your weight,
[08:05] Yor
channel all of your strength
into your shoulder, and... throw!
[08:16] Yor
Okay! Now you give it a try!
[08:20] Yor
Oh, Loid.
[08:26]
Visualizing the Game
[08:27] Loid
This is training?
[08:29] Loid
I don't really understand how,
but I did decide to let Yor handle this.
[08:36] Yor
Miss Anya, please wake up.
[08:40] Yor
Hey!
[08:41] Anya
Hey!
[08:42] Yor
Hah!
[08:43] Anya
Hah!
[08:45] Yor
Hup!
[08:45] Anya
Hup!
[08:46] Yor
Slap!
[08:47] Anya
Slap!
[08:48] Yor
Fwap!
[08:49] Anya
Fwap!
[08:50] Yor
Chwass!
[08:51] Anya
Chwass!
[09:08] Anya
I'm gonna catch that star tomorrow!
[09:17] Anya
I did my best. I survived
Mama's ruthless training.
[09:23] Anya
I even thought up a name for my killer shot.
[09:26] Anya
I'm gonna seize that star!
[09:36] Anya
I'm gonna get lots of stars...
[09:40] Anya
so I can help Papa with his mission!
[09:43] Emile
At least it's clear that you're motivated.
[09:45] Ewen
Just make sure you don't hold
Lord Damian back, Stubby Legs.
[09:49] Anya
Second son... and his lackeys.
[09:51] Becky
Why are we playing together with the boys?
[09:53] Becky
Being on the same team
with him is the worst.
[09:57] Anya
Second son... The son of Papa's
target for this mission.
[10:01] Anya
Good things happen if
I become friends with him.
[10:04] Damian
Wh-What are you staring at?!
[10:06] Anya
But he gets really mean,
so I don't like him.
[10:11] Damian
Well, I don't have any time to
waste on a runt like you, either.
[10:15] Anya
A runt?
[10:17] Damian
I'm going to get MVP in this tournament
and be rewarded a Stella.
[10:22] Damian
I need to become an Imperial
Scholar just like my brother.
[10:25] Damian
Otherwise...
[10:29] Damian
Father will never notice me.
[10:32] Ewen
Hey, wait, Lord Damian!
[10:37] Henderson
Gather round!
[10:41] Henderson
Your usual P.E. teacher, Bobby,
is out sick, so I will be his substitute.
[10:46] Henderson
Do not forget to be proper
young men and ladies,
[10:49] Henderson
and execute the most elegant of plays.
[10:52] Students
Yes, sir.
[10:53] Henderson
We will now begin the dodgeball tournament
between Class 3, Cecile Hall,
[10:58] Henderson
and Class 4, Wald Hall.
[11:00] Henderson
You may now begin!
SIGN THE GREAT DODGEBALL PLAN
[11:15] Emile
Let's show them who's boss, Lord Damian.
[11:17] Class 3 mob
You've got this, Damian!
[11:25] (Flashback) Emile
Lord Damian!
[11:26] (Flashback) Ewen
We gathered some intel on Class 4!
[11:30] (Flashback) Damian
Good.
[11:33] Damian
In order to be awarded a Stella,
you have to become the MVP.
[11:37] Damian
My enemy...
[11:39] Damian
is him!
[11:42] Damian
In order to defeat Class 4
and win this match, first...
[11:45] Damian
we need to defeat him!
[11:53] Damian
The son of a command major, Bill Watkins.
SIGN Bill Watkins (6)
[11:57] Class 4 mob
Nice catch, Bill!
[12:01] Becky
What the heck is that monster?!
[12:03] Becky
There's no way he's our age!
[12:06] Ewen
It's him...
[12:08] Emile
Bazooka Bill!
[12:10] Emile
Because of his obviously
blessed physique and brains,
[12:12] Emile
he won awards in all kinds of
sports tournaments in kindergarten.
[12:16] Emile
The Monster of Bodam!
[12:18] Becky
Are there even that many
tournaments in kindergarten?!
[12:21] Damian
Wearing glasses right now
is dangerous, old man.
[12:25] Bill
I humbly thank you for your concern,
Damian, son of Chairman Desmond.
[12:29] Bill
But I'll be fine, because that
ball won't be hitting me.
[12:32] Bill
Also...
[12:33] Bill
Any hits above the shoulders don't count.
[12:37] Bill
Enemy positions confirmed.
[12:38] Bill
Airflow, humidity... both good.
[12:47] Class 3 mob
Gerf.
[12:47] Class 3 mob
Gah.
[12:51] Henderson
Four hits.
[12:52] Class 4 mob
Wow! Way to go, Bill!
[12:52] Emile
What?!
[12:53] Ewen
Is that even possible?!
[12:54] Damian
Don't panic! That was just a fluke!
[12:57] Bill
Oh, that wasn't a fluke.
[13:04] Bill
When I throw the ball...
[13:06] Bill
Every imaginable detail has been calculated.
[13:10] Bill
We're not just talking simulations.
I've trained my body to its limit.
[13:34] (Flashback) Bill
Daddy!
[13:38] (Flashback) Bill's Father
Ah, my son, Bill.
[13:40] (Flashback) Bill
Yes, Daddy?
[13:42] (Flashback) Bill's Father
You will eventually be the hero
of Eden, as well as our army.
[13:48] (Flashback) Bill's Father
Make sure you seize those
Stellas with your own hands.
[13:52] (Flashback) Bill's Father
For the future of Ostania!
[13:54] (Flashback) Bill
Sir, yes, sir!
[13:56] Bill
Yes... my victory is predetermined.
[14:01] Becky
Um, hello?! We'll die if
that actually hits us!
[14:04] Bill
Don't worry. I'll hold back on you women.
[14:08] Becky
Actually, that also pisses me off.
[14:11] Becky
Gurk!
[14:13] Henderson
Hit.
[14:16] Damian
That's some mouth you've got on you.
[14:19] Damian
Do you really think we went into
this without a plan, you giant oaf?
[14:24] Damian
You can't win...
[14:26] Damian
at dodgeball all by yourself!
[14:47] (Flashback) Emile
Ow!
[14:48] (Flashback) Emile
You're gonna be the MVP! I just know it!
[15:03] (Flashback) Damian
I'm gonna be the MVP!
[15:06] Damian
Let's do this! Formation G!
[15:09] Emile and Ewen
Right!
[15:25] Henderson
Four hits.
[15:30] Damian
I'm not done yet!
[15:37] Emile
Ultimate...
[15:37] Ewen
...Shadow...
[15:38] Damian
...Clone...
[15:39] Damian, Emile & Ewen
...Attack!
[15:45] Bill
Shadow clone, eh?
[15:47] Bill
Now, this is what you call...
[15:49] Bill
a real shadow clone attack!
[15:55] Emile
Lord Damian...
[15:56] Emile
It was an honor to fight by your side.
[16:02] Ewen
Emile!
[16:04] Emile
I know all kinds of great
things about you, Lord Damian.
[16:08] Emile
Though I can't remember a single one
right now, I'm sure there was something.
[16:13] Emile
Please win, Lord Damian!
[16:17] Emile
Because you'll always be...
[16:20] Emile
a true MVP in our hearts!
[16:30] Ewen
The forbidden... face block!
[16:35] Ewen
Emile!
[16:38] Ewen
Emile! Hey! Speak to me!
[16:42] Emile
Ewen... you dummy. Don't cry.
[16:47] Ewen
I'm not crying!
[16:49] Emile
It's not the end yet...
[16:52] Emile
So don't give up hope.
[16:56] Ewen
Yeah. I know. I know!
[16:59] Ewen
Once we give up, it's game over—
[17:03] Damian
Damn it! At this rate, we're gonna lose.
[17:06] Damian
I need to find his weakness!
[17:09] Damian
I don't care if the others go down.
[17:12] Damian
I need to somehow survive and stand out!
[17:15] Anya
Second son is a real shithead.
[17:17] Bill
Next up...
[17:18] Bill
we have that little runt over there.
[17:20] Bill
I'm going to aim for... her feet!
[17:23] Bill
Wha—
[17:25] Damian
Hey! He missed! Nice!
[17:27] Out of Bounds Class 3 Student A
Let's get the ball going!
[17:29] Bill
She just...
[17:31] Bill
jumped before I threw the ball!
[17:34] Out of bounds class 3 student B
Take this!
[17:36] Bill
In that case...
[17:38] Bill
I'll aim for her right arm!
[17:42] Bill
Okay, her left!
[17:46] Bill
I guess I'll just have to use my secret weapon!
[17:48] Bill
This throw will suddenly change its course
and nail any opponent scampering about!
[17:53] Bill
Take this!
[17:55] Bill
Homing Slider Shot!
[17:59] Becky
What was that about holding back on women?!
[18:02] Class 3 student
Blorf!
[18:03] Class 3 student
Blorf!
[18:05] Henderson
Hit.
[18:09] Bill
That's impossible! She's
reading my every attack!
[18:14] Bill
Who in the world is that girl?!
[18:15] Damian
Hey, not bad...
[18:17] Anya
Heh.
[18:18] Henderson
"Dodgeball," of course, stems from "dodge,"
[18:21] Henderson
meaning to swiftly move out of the way.
[18:25] Henderson
Such elegant evasion!
[18:28] Becky
Anya! Look out for the guys out of bounds!
[18:34] Damian
You dummy! Get up, quick!
[18:36] Bill
You were impressive, but even you
can't dodge from that position!
[18:41] Bill
Die!
[18:44] Damian
The bastard just threw that
ball with everything he has!
[18:46] Damian
It's unfortunate... But in the end,
this is her own fault.
[18:50] Damian
Don't worry. I shall survive
and lead Class 3 to victory.
[19:14] Henderson
Hit.
[19:17] Ewen
Wh-What are you doing, Lord Damian?!
[19:20] Damian
Oh, no! My chance at MVP!
[19:22] Anya
You protected me?
[19:25] Damian
Huh?
[19:25] Anya
Are you a good guy?
[19:27] Damian
N-N-No!
[19:28] Damian
I was just frustrated that he was
taking out our team left and right,
[19:31] Damian
so I tried to catch it...
[19:34] Damian
Damn it all!
[19:35] Damian
You're the only one left.
It's in your hands now.
[19:45] Anya
The future is in Anya's hands.
[19:48] Anya
Now is the time to unleash my killer shot!
[19:52] (Flashback) Yor
Miss Anya, this is my final lesson for you.
[19:54] (Flashback) Yor
The key to throwing a ball well is to
put your whole body into the throw.
[19:58] (Flashback) Yor
Think of this ball as an arrow of light!
[20:13] Anya
I won't let your death
go to waste, second son.
[20:15] Damian
I'm not dead!
[20:17] Anya
I will avenge you!
[20:29] Damian
That power she had when she knocked me out...
[20:32] Damian
She might just be able to...
[20:35] Becky
I have no idea what's going on,
but this is intense.
[20:38] Becky
Could it be...
[20:54] Anya
The most important thing
is shifting my weight.
[20:57] Anya
The power in my step
and the twisting of my hips
[21:00] Anya
need to go to my widdle hands...
[21:01] Anya
And then my widdle hands... um... um...
[21:04] Anya
Anyway!
[21:06] Anya
Killer Shot!
[21:07] Anya
Star Catch Arrow!
[21:15] Bill
Huh? What?
[21:23] Bill
Huh?!
[21:25] Henderson
That's game.
[21:27] Becky
Huh?
[21:27] Class 4 students
Yay! We won!
[21:29] Damian, Ewen, & Emile
Huh?
[21:31] Class 4 students
Now you're definitely
getting that Stella, Bill!
[21:33] Henderson
Hm? Stella?
[21:36] Henderson
There are no Stella awarded for winning
a mere mini-game in a single class.
[21:40] Henderson
Who in the world suggested otherwise?
[21:42] Henderson
On the other hand, you had the nerve to yell
something as vile as "die" during the match,
[21:46] Henderson
so I have no issue with giving
you a Tonitrus Bolt instead.
[21:52] Class 4 students
Don't worry, Bill! We'll just
try harder next time!
[21:54] Class 4 students
We'll have another chance.
[21:56] Henderson
But to think...
[21:58] Henderson
Two students who were at odds with each other
worked together to take on this challenge.
[22:00] Becky
Too bad, Anya. But you did great!
[22:03] Henderson
This shows that you are worthy of
a Stella, young ladies and gentlemen.
[22:04] Becky
Cheer up!
[22:09] Damian
You can't be serious, you moron!
What was that crappy throw?!
[22:12] Damian
I shouldn't have defended you!
[22:13] Anya
Shock!
[22:14] Becky
What's your problem?
It's not like you hit anyone!
[22:17] Anya
Anya doesn't like you after all.
[22:19] Damian
What did you say, Stubby Legs?!
[22:21] Becky
You're not supposed to say
stuff like that to girls!
[22:23] Henderson
Or perhaps not.
[22:24] Anya
You really are a shithead.
[22:25] Damian
Huh?! Say that again!
[22:26] Anya
Everything Mama teaches me is useless.
[22:27] Emile and Ewen
Yeah!
SIGN "STELLA"
E11 - Stella
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SIGN "STELLA"
[01:38] Bondman's Comrade
Impossible... All of our pursuers are...
[01:41] Bondman
Let's go back to our hideout and regroup.
[01:44] Bondman
I have a bad feeling about this.
[01:50] Bondman's Comrade
No way... Bondman, this can't be happening!
[01:55] Bondman
I can't believe this! Hey, hey! Wake up!
[01:58] Loid
Hey, Anya.
[01:59] Anya
Anya is busy right now.
[02:02] Bondman
This is just awful.
[02:06] Anya
No! I don't wanna study!
[02:09] Loid
Now, hold on.
[02:12] Loid
We made a deal. You agreed
to start studying at 5 PM.
[02:16] Anya
You demon! Papa is a demon!
[02:17] Loid
Operation Strix, Phase 2...
[02:21] Loid
In order to attend the
target's social gathering,
[02:24] Loid
I need to make sure my daughter
Anya becomes an Imperial Scholar.
[02:30] Loid
For her to achieve that,
she will need to get good grades
[02:33] Loid
and receive Stellas.
SIGN PROVERBS
[02:43] Loid
How many times do I have to tell you?
[02:45] Loid
That's supposed to be an "E," not an "A."
[02:49] Yor
B-But, Loid-san, her math
score here is pretty good.
[02:54] Yor
Well done, Anya-san.
[02:57] Anya
He has two-eighths of his bullets left!
[03:00] Loid
Is this because of her cartoon?
[03:02] Loid
Oh, that's right.
[03:03] Loid
This proverb is the same one
Bondman was saying in episode 16.
[03:09] Anya
I forgot...
[03:10] Loid
Well, remember!
[03:11] Loid
You know, it's the episode where the
guy with the sideburns appeared.
[03:14] Anya
I just happened to mess up my
mind-reading cheat on this test.
[03:20] Anya
From now on, I'm gonna spend a lot of time
SIGN Good at: ??
[03:22] Anya
trying to figure out which classmate
is good at what subject.
[03:27] Anya
And then I will definitely
get perfect scores,
[03:31] Anya
no problem.
[03:34] Anya
I tried sounding like Papa.
[03:36] Loid
It would be easy to make her every score
an A+ by using backdoor methods.
[03:41] Loid
But if she suddenly scores that high,
[03:43] Loid
the school and those around
her will become suspicious.
[03:47] Loid
In order to make this all
seem as natural as possible,
[03:49] Loid
I need to nurture her basic knowledge.
[03:52] Loid
If she ends up being shunned by her
classmates, it may affect her life at school.
[03:59] Loid
I can't have her not
wanting to go to school.
[03:59] Anya
If I read everyone's minds to
get 100s, they'll all hate me?
[04:04] Adult A
Hey, how do you even know that?
[04:07] Adult B
You creepy little witch!
[04:13] Loid
I guess forcing her to study too
much might be a bit rough on her.
[04:17] Loid
If her motivation remains low,
her concentration won't improve,
[04:21] Loid
so she'll have a lesser chance of learning.
[04:23] Loid
A change of pace is also important.
[04:24] Loid
There are ways of earning
Stella besides academics.
[04:29] Loid
Right, then.
[04:31] Loid
Why don't we take a break
from studying and draw?
[04:35] Loid
For example, art.
[04:37] Loid
Hey, that looks really cool!
[04:40] Loid
Is it a cheetah? No, wait...
[04:43] Loid
I bet it's a panda!
[04:45] Anya
It's a moo cow. The one that was at school.
[04:53] Loid
For example, music!
[04:55] Loid
This is a violin for children.
[05:02] Loid
There's always sports!
[05:04] Anya
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
[05:16] Loid
Come on, don't cry.
[05:18] Loid
Stay calm, Twilight.
[05:20] Loid
A journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single step.
[05:22] Loid
She's still in first grade.
[05:25] Loid
I need to figure out what she has a
talent for and help her excel in it.
[05:29] Yor
Why don't we do some jump rope?
[05:32] Yor
It's a lot of fun.
[05:34] Loid
Right. Don't panic.
[05:36] Loid
It's not like Desmond is immediately
going to make his move.
[05:40] Loid
It takes an incredible amount
of time to begin a war.
[05:44] Loid
But...
[05:47] (Flashback) Handler
HQ was estimating that she'd be able to
receive eight Stella in about four months.
[05:52] Loid
Do we actually have that much time?
[05:57] Anya
Papa...
[05:58] Anya
Anya will do her best.
[06:02] Anya
Now untie me.
[06:04] Loid
Uh, right.
[06:08] Loid
Anya.
[06:09] Loid
Why don't we go out tomorrow?
[06:12] Anya
An ooting?
[06:17] Loid
Academics, the arts, sports...
[06:20] Loid
But there is actually one
other way to earn Stella.
[06:23] Loid
Community service.
[06:25] Head Nurse
Thank you so much for agreeing to
volunteer at our hospital today.
[06:31] Head Nurse
I will now go over the duties
we'll be asking you to perform.
[06:36] Head Nurse
We will have you split up into
your families to perform your duties.
[06:38] Loid
In the past, there have been
many cases where students
[06:41] Loid
did long-term volunteer work
to earn their Stella.
[06:45] Loid
Rescuing others or helping
apprehend criminals
[06:49] Loid
were also methods a few used
to earn Stella, but rare.
[06:52] Loid
We could use more personnel from
HQ to act out these scenarios,
[06:56] Loid
but considering the risks that could entail,
we won't be able to easily pull that off.
[06:57] Head Nurse
That is what we will be
expecting from all of you.
[07:01] Loid
Even if she isn't immediately
able to receive any Stella,
[07:03] Loid
it would be beneficial to Anya to learn
the importance of community service.
[07:08] Head Nurse
Now, if I can have the Forgers
clean this dressing room.
[07:15] Anya
There's a pool!
[07:16] Loid
Yes, for physical therapy.
[07:25] Head Nurse
Maybe cleaning was a bit difficult for you.
[07:28] Head Nurse
Then let's have you organize
books in the library.
[07:34] Nurse A
Excuse me, sir, could you
do something about... that?
[07:40] Nurse A
Could you go work somewhere else?
[07:49] Anya
Anya is bored with chores.
[07:51] Anya
I wanna do the job where I give
the doctors their scalpels.
[07:54] Loid
Huh?
[07:55] Anya
I'mma go to the operating room!
[07:57] Loid
Hey! Stop that! Come back here!
[08:12] Head Nurse
We've had enough of your "help"! Please leave!
[08:17] Anya
Papa, I'm sorry.
[08:20] Loid
Don't worry about it.
Everyone fails sometimes.
[08:23] Loid
But what do we do if our chances of earning
Stella through community service also dry up?
[08:27] Ken
Hey, is physical therapy hard?
[08:30] Female swim instructor
It is,
[08:31] Female swim instructor
but you need to work hard
so that you can run again.
[08:35] Ken
Man...
[08:40] Male swim instructor
Three more minutes.
[08:43] Ken
Hey, is the water in the pool cold?
[08:46] Female swim instructor
Don't worry about that. Go on, get changed.
[08:49] Female swim instructor
I'll go get changed, too.
[08:53] Male swim instructor
All right, one, two. One, two. One, two.
[08:56] Ken
I wonder if that's the adult pool...
[08:58] Male swim instructor
Focus on your toes.
[09:01] Male swim instructor
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
[09:05] Ken
Man... it really is kinda cold.
[09:05] Male swim instructor
You're almost there! One, two. One, two.
[09:10] Female swim instructor
Ken?
[09:13] Female swim instructor
Huh? Is he still changing?
[09:22] Loid
Hmm... I might have to ask HQ
to reconsider our game plan.
[09:27] Ken
C-Can't... breathe...
[09:29] Ken
My legs... won't move...
[09:35] Anya
The pool!
[09:36] Anya
Papa!
[09:37] Loid
What is it? You just went to
the bathroom, didn't you?
[09:40] Anya
Someone's drowning in the pool!
[09:42] Loid
What?! How do you know that?
[09:44] Loid
Exactly who are you?!
[09:49] Ken
Help me... Help me...
[09:51] Anya
Papa...
[09:53] Anya
Anya is terrible at volunteering.
[09:57] Anya
So I...
[09:59] Anya
I'm gonna become a pro swimmer and get stars,
[10:02] Anya
so I'm gonna go practice in the pool!
[10:04] Loid
What?! Come back here!
That's not a public pool!
[10:11] Female swim instructor
Ken!
[10:14] Female swim instructor
He must've snuck out.
[10:18] Female swim instructor
Hey!
[10:20] Female swim instructor
Where are your parents?
[10:22] Anya
Wow! The pool! How fun!
[10:26] Patient A
What's that about?
[10:28] Anya
Where is the drowning person?
[10:30] Ken
I'm...
[10:33] Ken
I'm... gonna die...
[10:48] Female swim instructor
What are you doing, little girl?!
[11:03] Anya
Anya... can't... anymore...
[11:17] Loid
Hey, are you two all right?
[11:19] Female swim instructor
Ken!
[11:21] Anya
Papa...
[11:23] Female swim instructor
Someone get a doctor!
[11:24] Anya
I tried to swim and found this boy sinking.
[11:28] Female swim instructor
Ken!
[11:31] Female swim instructor
Are you all right?
[11:32] Female swim instructor
Ken!
[11:33] Loid
Calm down, miss.
[11:34] Male swim instructor
Is everything okay?
[11:35] Female swim instructor
Ken! Ken!
[11:43] Patient A
But there were so many people around.
[11:46] Patient B
Did you hear anything?
[11:46] Female swim instructor
I'm so sorry! I had no
idea you were drowning!
[11:49] Loid
It was a drowning response.
[11:51] Loid
Children tend to drown more
quietly than you would expect.
[11:55] Loid
Many die because no one
notices they're drowning.
[11:58] Loid
Please make sure you keep your eye on him.
[12:01] Loid
And good job for noticing.
[12:04] Anya
I saw bubbles.
[12:07] Loid
And you should be careful, too.
[12:09] Female swim instructor
Thank you! Thank you!
[12:11] Patient B
Well done, little girl!
[12:30] Instructor
First-year student from the
Cecile Dorm, Anya Forger,
[12:33] Instructor
has earned a Stella for rescuing a boy.
[12:41] Becky
You're amazing, Anya!
[12:43] Becky
You're the first of the
first graders to get one!
[12:46] Becky
I'm so proud of you for some reason.
[12:46] Henry
Ultra-amazingly elegant, Miss Forger.
[12:48] Becky
Well done, Anya!
[12:52] Damian
She beat me.
[13:06] Yor
You're amazing, Miss Anya! Truly amazing!
[13:09] Yor
I'm so happy for you!
[13:11] Loid
She unexpectedly earned a Stella.
[13:14] Loid
An excellent result,
[13:17] Loid
but how do I describe this?
[13:18] Loid
It's similar to how I feel when
I've thwarted a terrorist attack.
[13:22] Loid
I'm so proud of her.
[13:25] Loid
Well done.
[13:28] Anya
Anya's powers actually helped someone?
[13:36] Anya
Eheh!
[13:39] Yor
All right, then. I'm going
to make you a feast today.
[13:45] Anya
Anya wants Papa to cook.
SIGN Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: 7
Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: 7
Everyone's respect: +100
[13:47] Yor
Shock!
[14:00] Handler
I heard that your daughter earned
a Stella, Agent Twilight.
[14:04] Loid
Yes, Handler. She somehow managed it.
[14:09] Handler
Couldn't we set things up with other agents
[14:12] Handler
to fake whatever you need
to get the other Stella?
[14:17] Loid
People would get suspicious.
[14:19] Loid
More importantly, we can't
take risks that could potentially
[14:23] Loid
expose the identities of other
agents or get them arrested.
[14:27] Handler
Yes, you've got a point.
[14:29] Loid
Is HQ panicking a bit?
[14:32] Handler
No.
[14:33] Handler
But there are numerous
businesses surrounding Desmond
[14:36] Handler
that seem to be engaging in shady
financial dealings lately.
[14:39] Handler
We can't be too laid back in this situation.
[14:42] Handler
Try to make contact with Desmond immediately.
[14:45] Handler
Give your daughter some candy or
something to get her motivated.
[14:51] Girl Student A
Morning!
[14:52] Girl student B
Did you see that thing yesterday?
[14:54] Boy student A
I forgot my homework!
[15:09] Anya
Heh.
[15:11] Boy student A
Hey, is that her? The girl from
Class 3 that suddenly got a Stella?
[15:15] Boy student B
Apparently it's a new record.
[15:16] Girl Student A
I heard she rescued someone.
[15:18] Anya
This star is just so brilliant
that I stand out now.
[15:18] Boy student A
Really?
[15:23] Anya
Heh.
[15:30] Becky
Good morning, Anya!
[15:33] Anya
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[15:37] Anya
Call me "Starlight Anya."
[15:41] Becky
Uh... Sure.
[15:47] Becky
You're totally like a celebrity now.
[15:50] Becky
Everyone looks up to you.
[15:51] Becky
You might even make a hundred friends!
[15:54] Anya as Damian
Bam!
[15:55] Anya as Damian
I totally see you in a new light,
Miss Anya! Be my friend!
[15:59] Anya as Damian
You should totally come over
to my place with your dad!
[16:03] Anya as Loid
Bam!
[16:03] Anya as Loid
Well done, Anya! The mission is now a success!
[16:07] Narrator
And so the world was at peace.
[16:11] Damian
Don't get a big head.
[16:16] Becky
What's their problem?
Ugh! They make me so mad!
[16:18] Anya
That didn't go as planned.
The world is in peril.
[16:22] Becky
Let's go, Anya.
[16:30] Becky
Let's go, Starlight Anya.
[16:33] Anya
Yup.
[16:35] Becky
Ugh, what a pain.
[16:40] Boy student C
Ha. That's hilarious.
[16:43] Boy student D
Who does she think she is?
[16:46] Boy student D
She keeps showing off her stupid badge.
[16:49] Boy student C
Who actually comes to school wearing it?
[16:53] Girl student C
Who would believe such a violent
girl actually rescued someone?
[16:58] Girl student D
They say she saved a kid from drowning,
[17:00] Girl student D
but she probably kicked him
in and let him sink herself.
[17:03] Girl student C
Oh, I could totally see that!
[17:05] Girl student D
What if she actually paid the school
a bunch of money for her Stella?
[17:08] Girl student E
What? She doesn't look that rich to me.
[17:12] Anya
Shock...
[17:15] Becky
Don't even worry about it.
They're all just jealous.
[17:19] Girl student F
Hey, Damian. Wouldn't you agree?
[17:23] Girl student G
She totally cheated, didn't she?
[17:25] Damian
Do you really think we go
to some third-rate school
[17:28] Damian
that would hand out Stella by mistake?
Or because someone was being underhanded?
[17:31] Damian
Is that what you think?
[17:33] Girl student F
Uh, no...
[17:36] Damian
If you've got a problem with our school,
[17:38] Damian
why don't you take the
transfer exam for another one?
[17:40] Ewen
He's so manly at times like this.
[17:44] Emile
Gosh, he's cool.
[17:46] Damian
The fact that she didn't cheat is why I'm so
mad that this little shrimp got ahead of me.
[17:53] Becky
Maybe he's more earnest than he looks.
[17:57] Instructor
Let's begin class.
[18:09] Becky
By the way,
[18:10] Becky
have you decided what your
reward's going to be,
[18:13] Becky
An—Starlight Anya?
[18:16] Anya
Reward?
[18:17] Becky
Of course! Whenever you work
really hard on tests or contests,
[18:21] Becky
you're supposed to get a reward.
[18:23] Anya
You mean I can get peanuts?
[18:25] Becky
Come on, you should ask for
something way more expensive.
[18:27] Becky
After the test we had the other day,
[18:30] Becky
I got them to buy me a cute
little dress and a tiara!
[18:34] Becky
But I mean...
[18:35] Becky
I guess they haven't given me that much.
[18:40] Anya
Is your family part of a secret
organization that pulls the world's strings?
[18:44] Becky
What are you talking about?
They run a perfectly legitimate company.
[18:51] Anya
Then Anya wants a castle.
[18:53] Becky
That might be asking for too much.
[18:55] Becky
Where would you even put it?
[18:58] Anya
Then...
[18:59] Anya
A year's worth of peanuts?
[19:01] Becky
That shouldn't be a problem at all,
but is that really what you want?
[19:08] Anya
Rewards are difficult.
[19:10] Becky
Well... I think the reward that made
me the happiest is my little Wiesel.
[19:16] Becky
Oh, that's my puppy! It's the cutest!
[19:20] (Flashback) Becky
Come here, Weezy!
[19:23] Anya
Mister Dog?
[19:30] Anya
Do you have a dog, too, Second Son?
[19:33] Damian
Huh? A dog?
[19:34] Becky
What are you asking that jerk for?
[19:39] (Flashback) Damian
Max!
[19:43] Damian
Who cares?
[19:44] Damian
Don't talk to me!
[19:50] Anya
Anya has a doggy now, too.
[19:52] Anya as Damian
All right! Let's see who's cuter, yours or my Max!
[19:55] Anya as Damian
Bring it over to my place! And your dad, too!
[20:00] Anya as Donovan
Well, hello, Mr. Forger.
[20:02] Anya as Loid
Let's stop this war, Mr. Desmond.
[20:05] Narrator
And so the world was at peace.
[20:09] Anya
Heh.
[20:12] Loid
You want a dog... as a reward?
[20:15] Anya
Mm-hm.
[20:16] Anya
Having a dog will bring peace.
[20:18] Loid
Peace? Like peace of mind?
[20:21] Loid
Hmm... Well, I was thinking
of buying you something.
[20:27] Yor
Miss Anya...
[20:28] Yor
Taking care of a living creature
requires a lot of work.
[20:32] Yor
It is a very big responsibility!
[20:34] Anya
Responsibility...
[20:38] Loid
A dog, huh? Yeah...
[20:42] Loid
Let's discuss this a bit further.
[20:44] Yor
Loid...
[20:45] Anya
Papa!
[20:46] Loid
A properly trained dog may prove
useful in securing this house.
[20:52] Yor
Dogs are so violent, though.
[20:55] Yor
I'm so terribly worried that one
might rip Miss Anya to shreds.
[21:00] Anya
Anya would like a cute puppy, please, Papa.
[21:03] Anya
A tiny one.
[21:04] Loid
Huh? Sure, all right.
[21:10] Loid
Ah, well. I'm sure we can find
a small dog that's still capable.
[21:14] Loid
I'll see if HQ can get us one later.
[21:17] Loid
All right. Why don't we go
to a pet shop this weekend?
[21:26] Smuggler A
We get a buyer yet?
[21:29] Smuggler B
Things are pretty tough right now.
[21:32] Smuggler B
We got some punks who think
they're revolutionaries.
[21:36] Smuggler A
What, they gonna use 'em as bomb dogs?
[21:39] Smuggler A
These little guys sure have it rough,
[21:41] Smuggler A
getting tinkered with just so they can
end up as toys for some humans.
[21:51] Smuggler B
Shut up! If you want food, quit yer yappin'!
[21:54] Smuggler A
They sure don't look that smart.
[21:59] Smuggler A
Do Numbers Three and Five look weaker to you?
[22:02] Smuggler B
Hell if I know. Who cares?
[22:07] Smuggler A
God, it always reeks in here.
[22:10] Smuggler B
Yeah, let's get the hell outta here.
[22:20] Anya
Anya wants this one...
[22:22] Anya
Or this one!
[22:23] Yor
Oh, thank goodness. They look very weak.
SIGN PENGUIN PARK
E12 - Penguin Park
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[00:02] Narrator
The capitol of Ostania, Berlint.
[00:08] Narrator
This old woman is a contact for
Westalis's intelligence agency, WISE.
[00:30] Narrator
This man's name is Loid Forger,
[00:33] Narrator
otherwise known by his code name, Twilight.
[00:36] Narrator
His occupation: spy.
[00:39] Narrator
It appears as though, on top of the current
important mission he is conducting,
[00:43] Narrator
he's been given another.
[00:58] Old woman
This has been my life for decades now.
[01:01] Old woman
Every day remains the same,
and peace is fleeting.
[01:05] Old woman
Will we ever see a day
[01:07] Old woman
when we're not needed anymore?
[03:01] Loid
Mission complete.
[03:05] Contact
Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Twilight.
[03:09] Contact
We thank you for completing
that mission so quickly.
[03:13] Contact
How goes Operation Strix?
[03:16] Narrator
That is his top-priority mission to maintain
peace between the East and the West.
[03:22] Narrator
That mission...
[03:26] Loid
It's going smoothly.
[03:27] Loid
I have secured both a wife and child.
[03:30] Narrator
...is meant to bring the enemy
country's plans for war to light,
[03:33] Narrator
establish a family in said country,
and infiltrate a certain academy.
[03:40] Contact
Very good. Not standing out is
an iron-clad rule for a spy.
[03:43] Contact
Continue acting as a
completely mundane family.
[03:46] Loid
I know.
[03:48] Contact
Did you quit smoking?
[03:50] Loid
Well, I have a child now.
[03:54] Narrator
And thus, the Forgers came
to be without issue, but...
[04:00] Yor
Loid did mention that he
was going to be late,
[04:03] Yor
so why don't we eat out tonight?
[04:05] Anya
Yep.
[04:06] Yor
Doctors sure are busy. It must be difficult.
[04:12] Anya
Papa is not actually a doctor.
[04:15] Narrator
His daughter, Anya, whom he just happened
to adopt from an orphanage...
[04:20] Anya
Papa's real job is a spy.
[04:22] Anya
Today, he went to take down an arms dealer.
[04:25] Narrator
...is an Esper who can read minds.
[04:30] Anya
I bring you my dish!
[04:31] Yor
Thank you very much, Miss Anya.
[04:34] Yor
Hmm... It's just not washing off...
[04:38] Narrator
His wife, Yor, who agreed to this arrangement
because of a common interest...
[04:43] Yor
I can still smell the blood
from yesterday's kill.
[04:46] Narrator
...is a hardcore assassin.
[04:48] Narrator
A spy, a telepath, and an assassin.
[04:52] Narrator
The three decided to live under one roof
[04:54] Narrator
for their own reasons while
concealing their true identities,
[04:57] Narrator
and so their less-than-mundane
family life continues on.
SIGN PENGUIN PARK
[05:02] Loid
I keep getting all these extra missions
every day, on top of Operation Strix.
[05:07] Loid
HQ must be in dire straits
over the personnel shortage.
[05:12] Loid
When I get home, I have my
pretend family to deal with.
[05:15] Loid
I am an agent. Therefore,
my soul has no time to rest.
[05:22] Wife A
Hey, don't you think the husband
across the hall must be in trouble?
[05:27] Wife A
It's supposed to be a day off, but he's
working late into the night again.
[05:31] Loid
They're our neighbors...
[05:33] Wife B
And they have a little child.
That poor, neglected thing.
[05:37] Wife C
I rarely see the three of them together.
[05:40] Wife B
He's probably off cheating somewhere!
[05:42] Wife B
How awful!
[05:43] Wife A
Maybe he actually got fired,
and he can't bring himself to go home.
[05:48] Loid
I was careless.
[05:50] Loid
I was so consumed by my other missions
[05:52] Loid
that I neglected playing
the role of the father well.
[05:57] Loid
Even the slightest suspicion or mistrust
from those around us in a deception operation
[06:01] Loid
can be detrimental.
[06:03] Loid
I must do everything I can
to remedy this situation.
[06:06] Loid
A threat to our family is
a threat to the world!
[06:10] Loid
We're going out next weekend!
[06:15] Loid
The three of us will have a good time.
Where do we want to go?
[06:19] Loid
Oh? Is that a penguin, Anya?
[06:22] Loid
I know. Let's go to the aquarium.
[06:25] Yor
Um... You seem exhausted.
Why not get some rest?
[06:30] Loid
Yor, in order for our pretend
marriage to continue,
[06:33] Loid
we must do everything we can to
seem like a normal, happy family.
[06:37] Loid
So look forward to the weekend!
[06:40] Anya
So exciting!
[06:42] Loid
I need to take care of all of
my other missions before then.
[06:55] Loid
Well... let's go.
[06:58] Yor
Loid, perhaps you really
should get some rest.
[07:01] Loid
I'm perfectly fine.
[07:03] Wife C
Oh, if it isn't the Forgers.
[07:05] Wife C
It's so rare to see all of you together.
[07:09] Loid
We're about to go enjoy some
time together at the aquarium.
[07:12] Loid
Isn't that exciting, Anya?
[07:14] Wife D
I see...
[07:16] Loid
We need to show our neighbors
what a happy family we are
[07:19] Loid
so they don't ever suspect
that we're a pretend family.
[07:24] Anya
My papa, who is taking us on an ooting,
[07:26] Anya
and my mama, who is very kind to
my papa, are both very good people.
[07:30] Anya
I think our family is completely normal.
[07:34] Loid
That sounded more like an explanation
than anything else, but good enough.
[07:39] Loid
Now, then...
[07:41] Loid
If you'll excuse us.
[07:43] Anya
Please wait, Papa, who is a
very good and normal person!
[07:49] Anya
Ba-donk ka-chonk!
[07:54] Loid
Another summons?
I have a bad feeling about this.
[07:58] Loid
I'm going to go buy us some drinks.
[08:00] Yor
All right.
[08:06] Old woman
Agent Twilight, we've got another
additional mission for you tod—
[08:10] Loid
I cannot.
[08:14] Old Woman
This is straight from WISE HQ—
[08:16] Loid
I cannot. Today is a very
important day for Operation Strix.
[08:20] Anya
Papa!
[08:21] Anya
We need to hurry, or the
aquarium will go out of business!
[08:25] Loid
Don't worry, they just remodeled the place.
[08:27] Loid
Just wait patiently.
[08:29] Loid
There you have it.
[08:30] Loid
Anyway, I'll take one coffee, one juice—
[08:32] Old woman
Hang on! Did you say "aquarium"?
[08:34] Old woman
Splendid, Agent Twilight.
[08:37] Old woman
The location of this mission just
happens to be Berlint Aquarium!
[08:41] Old woman
I am blown away at how prepared you are!
[08:43] Loid
No, really. This was a coincidence.
[08:45] Loid
Could I get that coffee and juice now?
[08:47] Old woman
There will be some intel
traded at the aquarium—
[08:50] Loid
My coffee and juice, please.
[08:52] Old woman
Listen to me carefully, Twilight.
[08:53] Old woman
This intel contains instructions from another
country for making a new chemical weapon.
[08:58] Old woman
If terrorists get their
hands on this information,
[09:01] Old woman
many will perish in our country!
[09:11] Anya
So many... fishies!
[09:14] Anya
An octopus!
[09:15] Anya
Starfish.
[09:17] Anya
A tiny shark!
[09:19] Yor
She looks like she's having fun.
[09:21] Yor
Loid...
[09:22] Yor
You look so pale. Are you all right?
[09:26] Loid
I ended up taking the mission.
[09:29] Loid
But we did successfully show the
neighbors how well we get along.
[09:34] Loid
As long as I can get through
this separate mission...
[09:37] Wife A
Oh, if it isn't the Forgers
from across the hall.
[09:40] Wife A
What a coincidence.
[09:42] Yor
Oh, hello.
[09:43] Loid
You can't... be serious!
[09:45] Wife A
We just got here, too.
[09:47] Loid
Now I definitely can't relax.
[09:50] Loid
Actually, we just need
to shoo them off, and—
[09:52] Yor
Would you like to join us?
[09:54] Loid
Yor!
[09:55] Wife A
What a great idea.
[09:57] Anya
Papa is funny.
[09:59] Yor
If we want to appear normal,
[10:01] Yor
we need to keep up a good
relationship with our neighbors.
[10:04] Loid
Very well, then.
[10:06] Loid
I'll take care of this mission immediately,
and then return to weekend mode.
[10:09] Old woman
According to our intel,
[10:12] (Flashback) Old woman
they smuggled in a capsule containing
film by making a penguin swallow it.
[10:18] (Flashback) Loid
Why a penguin?
[10:20] (Flashback) Old woman
It was brought in sometime
yesterday at an unknown time.
[10:22] (Flashback) Old woman
The recipient has not appeared yet.
[10:24] (Flashback) Old woman
You must retrieve the goods before the
enemy organization does, no matter what!
[10:29] Loid
Why don't we check out the penguin exhibit?
It seems to be the main attraction.
[10:32] Wife A and B
Okay.
[10:33] Anya
I like penguins! I wanna see!
[10:38] Announcer
Welcome to the world's biggest penguin park!
[10:43] Anya
P-P-P-Penguins!
[10:45] Announcer
Our most recommended
attraction at this aquarium
[10:49] Announcer
is our adorable underwater show
that stars 200 penguins!
[10:50] Loid
Exactly which penguin is my target?
[10:53] Loid
There's no time to check
each and every penguin.
[10:57] Loid
I'd have a better chance of stopping the
terrorist from obtaining the film...
[11:01] Loid
No... Since I don't know when
the recipient is going to show up,
[11:06] Loid
that'll be difficult, as well.
[11:08] Loid
I won't be able to keep an eye
on all of these penguins alone.
[11:14] Loid
What am I going to do?
[11:15] Loid
There has to be something...
[11:17] Loid
They must've marked the penguin somehow
to tell it apart from the others.
[11:20] Anya
Papa is troubled.
[11:23] Yor
Loid is so enthusiastic. I guess he lets
his inner child out sometimes, too.
[11:31] Man's voice A
Hey, that fish looks tasty.
[11:32] Woman's voice
Wait, where did my kid go?!
[11:34] Man's voice B
I hope my girlfriend stops being so angry.
[11:42] Penguin's voice A
Fish...
[11:43] Anya
It's hard to read the minds of penguins.
[11:44] Penguin's voice B
Let's play.
[11:46] Penguin's voice C
I'mma eat some fish.
[11:47] Penguin's voice D
I'm hungry.
[11:48] Penguin's voice E
Come over here.
[11:52] Anya
Papa, that penguin looks like it can't breathe.
[11:57] Loid
It's drinking a lot of water
only to spit it all back out.
[12:00] Loid
It's possible there's something
stuck in its throat.
[12:03] Loid
This is definitely worth investigating.
[12:06] Loid
Sorry. I'm going to go buy
some drinks real quick.
[12:10] Yor
Loid... His exhaustion must
be making him so thirsty.
[12:15] Chief
Hey! Where's the new guy
we're supposed to get today?
[12:17] Chief
He's this late on his first day?
[12:19] Loid
Sorry I'm late!
[12:21] Chief
What's wrong with you young'uns today?
[12:25] Chief
I'll show you how to feed
the penguins. Follow me.
[12:28] Loid
Yes, sir!
[12:30] Loid
The fastest way to get closer to the target
penguin without causing a commotion
[12:33] Loid
is to disguise myself as
one of the aquarists.
SIGN Agent Twilight's Specialty: Disguises
[12:40] Chief
The first thing a newbie has to learn
is all of the penguins' faces and names.
[12:45] Chief
Did you memorize the roster?
[12:47] Loid
Yes. I glanced through it
quickly in the staff room.
[12:51] Chief
You glanced through? You moron!
[12:53] Chief
Even with me, it took two
years to learn all 200...
[12:55] Loid
Oh, Chief. You're about to step
on poor Petilda behind you.
[13:03] Chief
This is indeed Petilda.
[13:05] Loid
This one is Pemas, and this is Pescar.
[13:10] Chief
How can you tell, newbie?
[13:12] Loid
Huh? Well, all of their patterns
are completely different.
[13:16] Loid
Their faces and heights, too.
[13:18] Chief
Even I still mistake them
every once in a while.
[13:21] Chief
I can't believe this guy's
observation skills and memory.
[13:24] Chief
All right, then. Let's get to feeding them.
[13:27] Chief
This way.
[13:31] Loid
The penguin I spotted earlier is...
[13:35] Loid
Right there. Parles, the emperor penguin.
[13:38] Loid
I need to get to him immediately and...
[13:40] Loid
Wh-Wha?!
[13:42] Loid
I-I can't go any further.
[13:44] Chief
We've got big eaters and fussy eaters.
[13:46] Chief
Each penguin has unique
eating habits, so pay attention.
[13:49] Loid
I don't have time for this.
[13:51] Loid
I need to hurry back, or the
neighbors will be suspicious.
[13:54] Loid
Chief!
[13:55] Loid
Allow me to do the honors!
[13:56] Chief and Aquarist
What?
[13:58] Loid
I figured this out watching
veteran aquarists...
[14:01] Loid
The most important thing
is how each penguin eats.
[14:04] Loid
How much they eat, what kind of food it is,
[14:07] Loid
and where each group is located.
[14:10] Loid
As long as I can figure these things out...
[14:19] Loid
Controlling the masses is mere child's play.
[14:23] Chief
That's no ordinary newbie!
[14:28] Loid
Uh-oh. Apparently Parles isn't very hungry.
[14:32] Loid
He might be sick, so I'll take
him to the treatment room.
[14:36] Loid
If you'll excuse me for a bit.
[14:38] Chief
S-Sure...
[14:41] Loid
Sorry, little guy.
[14:46] Loid
Bingo! There's something
stuck in his throat.
[14:50] Loid
Upon closer observation, it seems there's
a mark on the bottom of his foot, too.
[14:54] Loid
Just a second, little guy.
I'll get it out for you.
[14:57] Man from Org
You there.
[14:59] Man from Org
What are you planning to
do with that penguin?
[15:03] Loid
He's not feeling well, so I'm
taking him to the treatment room.
[15:06] Man from Org
I see. Allow me to do that for you.
[15:09] Loid
I'm terribly sorry. Only staff
are allowed to handle them.
[15:14] Man from Org
My apologies.
[15:17] Man from Org
I'm a professor from Berlint University's
marine biology research lab.
[15:22] Man from Org
I'm in charge of the marine animals here.
[15:35] Loid
This ID is fake.
[15:37] Loid
It's not even well-made.
[15:40] Man from Org
Who do you work for, you—
[15:43] Loid
You're not getting away!
[15:46] Loid
Hey, be still!
[15:47] Chief
Hey, newbie!
[15:49] Chief
Where are you taking that penguin?
[15:51] Chief
The treatment room is that way!
[15:54] Loid
I can't carelessly let him go without
knowing how many enemies are here.
[16:00] Loid
My top priority is retrieving this film.
[16:02] Loid
I'll have to give up on chasing after him.
[16:09] Yor
Oh, no... Now where did
Miss Anya run off to?
[16:14] Man from Org
I need to let my comrades
outside know to kill that man,
[16:18] Man from Org
and retrieve the film—
[16:22] Man from Org
Who the hell are you?!
[16:23] Anya
Mama! I'm being kidnapped!
[16:25] Yor
Miss Anya?!
[16:27] Man from Org
Let go of me!
[16:28] Man from Org
What are you talking ab—
[16:30] Yor
What do you think...
[16:33] Yor
you're doing to my daughter?!
[16:36] Anya
Wow.
[16:37] Yor
Are you all right?
[16:39] Yor
Oh, no. I definitely overdid it.
[16:43] Yor
I hope he's not dead...
[16:45] Loid
Wow.
[16:46] Narrator
And so, Twilight was able to retrieve the film
[16:49] Narrator
and get information about the enemy
organization from the man they captured.
[16:54] Wife A
You know, your husband
hasn't come back at all.
[16:58] Wife A
I'm telling you, he's cheating!
[17:00] Wife
How awful!
[17:02] Yor
Huh? That's not...
[17:04] Loid
I'm sorry I took so long!
[17:07] Yor
Loid!
[17:08] Loid
Ta-da!
[17:09] Anya
A penguin!
[17:11] Yor
Oh, what a big stuffed penguin!
Where did you get it?
[17:14] Loid
It was a prize from the penguin name-guessing
challenge they were doing over there.
[17:18] Loid
I just had to get it for Anya,
so I kept trying over and over.
[17:23] Loid
Boy, it sure was difficult.
[17:25] Anya
Papa is a liar. He actually got it in one try.
[17:31] Yor
He got so worked up. How adorable.
[17:33] Wife A
You're a better father than I thought.
[17:37] Wife A
I'm impressed.
[17:39] Loid
You flatter me.
[17:41] Loid
I'm just a simple father trying
not to stumble around too much
[17:44] Yor
It's bigger than you, Miss Anya.
[17:47] Loid
as I protect my happy little family.
[17:50] Wife A
Now that I've gotten a closer look
at you, you're quite handsome.
[17:54] Loid
Looks like things are going
to work out here, too.
[17:58] Loid
But I'm absolutely done with
all this excessive overwork.
[18:03] Loid
I'm going to file a complaint to
HQ and request a long vaca—
[18:10] Loid
No...
[18:12] Loid
Maintaining a world where
children don't cry...
[18:14] Loid
A world with no war...
[18:17] Loid
That is my duty.
[18:19] Loid
I have no time to stand by idly.
[18:21] Anya
Papa! The dolphin show is gonna start!
[18:24] Loid
Sorry, could you walk a little slower?
[18:29] Newbie aquarist
What?! You want me to be the chief?!
[18:31] Newbie aquarist
But why?!
[18:33] Chief
I have nothing more to teach you.
[18:43] Chimera (Anya)
I am Director Chimera, the boss
of the secret organization P2.
[18:47] Chimera
So you're the new recruit, eh?
[18:51] Penguin (Anya)
I am called Penguin, please,
and I come from the aquarium.
[18:55] Penguin
It is a pweasure to meet
your acquaintenance.
[18:58] Chimera
Indeed.
[18:59] Chimera
Agent Anya, you know what to do.
[19:02] Anya
Yep!
[19:10] Chimera
We have a ritual in which we both
eat the halves of a split peanut.
[19:14] Chimera
Once you have completed this task,
[19:16] Chimera
you will be officially recognized
as a member of this organization.
[19:22] Anya
Om...
[19:24] Chimera
Starting today, you will be
known as Agent Penguinman.
[19:28] Chimera
Do your best for peace.
[19:30] Penguin
Yep.
[19:32] Chimera
Agent Anya, show our new
agent around our hideout.
[19:38] Anya
Okey-dokey!
[19:45] Anya
This is our hideout's command room.
[19:48] Anya
We gather intel from this machine every day.
SIGN ° She watches cartoons
[19:52] Anya
This is Agent Papa. He is a
super-elite that can do anything.
[19:57] Loid
Um... what? Is she pretending to be a spy?
[20:00] Anya
This is Agent Mama.
[20:02] Anya
She's strong, but fails at everything else.
[20:05] Yor
Am I that much of a failure?!
[20:07] Anya
They are Anya's trusted lackeys.
[20:10] Anya
Okay, onward to the next spot.
[20:16] Yor
It looks like Miss Anya has taken
quite a liking to that plushie.
[20:20] Loid
Mm...
[20:25] Anya
This is the bathroom!
[20:27] Anya
You can heal your wounds from battle here.
[20:34] Anya
This is Anya's room. I train in here every day.
SIGN ° She studies
[20:46] Anya
And...
[20:48] Anya
The most top-secret spots in our hideout.
[20:52] Anya
Papa's room and Mama's room!
[20:55] Anya
Be on your guard.
[20:57] Anya
If you discover the secret of
these rooms, you won't leave alive.
[21:00] Anya
We might find the ultimate knife,
or the ultimate bomb!
[21:11] Anya
Now, then...
[21:12] Loid
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[21:15] Loid
How many times have I told you not
to go in there without permission?!
[21:20] Loid
Er, it's just, there's a lot of dangerous things
in there, like scissors and heaters.
[21:24] Loid
Honestly, there are far more
dangerous things in there.
[21:26] Yor
Yes, you shouldn't go in mine, either.
[21:29] Yor
My room has poisoned needles and such.
[21:31] Anya
Papa and Mama, I hate you both!
[21:34] Anya
Anya's gonna run away from home!
[21:37] Loid
Not good. At this rate,
Operation Strix is going to collapse!
[21:42] Loid
What should I do?
[21:47] Loid
A-Agent Anya!
[21:49] Loid
There's no time for crying!
World peace is on the line!
[21:53] Loid
L-Let's wrap up the tour of the hideout
and head out for our next mission!
[21:58] Yor
Y-Yes! Let's go beat the bad guys!
[22:05] Anya
Okay! Follow me, you two!
[22:07] Anya
The bad guys have taken over
the candy store on 2nd Street.
[22:10] Anya
Let's go save them!
[22:12] Loid and Yor
Huh?
[22:16] Anya
Be careful.
[22:17] Anya
The enemy might have set traps.
[22:20] Loid
W-Well done, Agent Anya.
[22:20] Townsperson 2
What is that?
[22:22] Townsperson 3
Aw, what a sweet family.
[22:25] Loid
A spy must not stand out...
[22:30] Narrator
Later on, Anya's mood improved
after they bought her a snack,
[22:34] Narrator
and peace was restored
to the Forger household.
E13 - Project Apple
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[00:01] Narrator
In an era in which the nations of
the world were waging a fierce war
[00:04] Narrator
of information just out of sight,
[00:06] Narrator
two countries were at odds with each other:
[00:08] Narrator
Ostania, in the east,
[00:11] Narrator
and Westalis, in the west.
[00:13] Narrator
In order to keep an eye on the actions of
a leading figure in Ostania's government,
[00:17] Narrator
Westalis set Operation Strix in motion.
[00:21] Narrator
The skilled agent, Twilight, who has
been tasked with this operation,
[00:25] Narrator
had succeeded in completing phase one:
creating a pretend family,
[00:28] Narrator
and enrolling his daughter in
the prestigious Eden College.
[00:34] Narrator
The father, a spy...
[00:36] Narrator
The mother, an assassin...
[00:39] Narrator
The daughter, a telepath...
[00:41] Narrator
The mission that involves these three
[00:43] Narrator
hiding their true identities
from each other continues.
[00:45] Narrator
And now, after successfully gaining
one of the eight Stella required
[00:50] Narrator
to become an Imperial Scholar,
[00:53] Narrator
the mission has moved into phase two:
[00:55] Narrator
making the necessary progress
to attend the social gathering
[00:58] Narrator
that their target, Donovan Desmond,
will be attending.
[02:43] Keith
All right. We're all set.
[02:47] Keith
Let's begin.
[02:50] Announcer
And now for our next story.
[02:52] Announcer
Yesterday afternoon, Foreign Minister
Brantz and his entourage from Westalis
[02:56] Announcer
arrived at Berlint Airport.
[02:59] Announcer
At the ministerial conference tonight,
[03:02] Announcer
they will begin coordinating for the
summit between East and West...
[03:16] Yor
Are you all right?!
[03:18] Loid
Hey.
[03:19] Loid
Slow down and eat.
[03:22] Anya
Fanks for the food!
[03:24] Anya
Papa, Mama, hurry it up already!
[03:29] Loid
What are we going to do with her?
[03:31] Yor
Well, it's no surprise she's excited.
SIGN PROJECT APPLE
[03:34] Yor
Since today's the day...
[03:38] Anya
Woof, woof, woof-woof...
[03:40] Anya
Woof, woof, woof-woof...
[03:42] Yor
You're so excited, Miss Anya.
[03:45] Anya
Does Mister Dog eat peanuts?
[03:48] Loid
You probably shouldn't give one too many.
[03:51] Anya
Boo...
[03:52] Yor
Let's make sure to give the
doggies what they like.
[03:54] Loid
Our outing today is actually
for Operation Strix.
[03:58] Loid
Our destination: a pet shop.
[04:02] Loid
We're here.
[04:05] Loid
This is because Anya said she wanted a
dog as her reward for earning a Stella.
[04:11] Loid
Until she gets eight Stella and
I get into that social gathering,
[04:14] Loid
I need to keep her motivation high,
no matter what.
[04:16] Anya
Reward, reward! Woof, woof, woof-woof!
[04:21] Pet shop owner
Welcome.
[04:27] Pet shop owner
Well, what do you think, sir?
[04:29] Pet shop owner
We've made sure to properly
train all of our dogs.
[04:33] Loid
This is a pet shop that works with
our agency, and sells war dogs.
[04:37] Loid
I figured if we're going to get a dog,
[04:38] Loid
we'd be best off with a guard
dog for safety reasons, but...
[04:43] Loid
Don't they look very smart and cute,
[04:45] Loid
Anya?
[04:51] Loid
That's a no!
[04:52] Loid
She clearly doesn't want any of them!
[04:55] Doberman
Me strong.
[04:55] Loid
Don't you have any that are a bit
smaller and at least a little cute?
[04:56] Pitbull
Gots big muscles.
[04:58] Pet shop owner
Hmm... I guess I could ask a breeder I know.
[04:59] Anya
Anya doesn't like any of them.
[05:00] Yor
Oh, yes, they do look a bit mean.
[05:06] Pet shop owner
Apparently, a shelter is having
an adoption event right now.
[05:10] Loid
Then we'll just head over there.
[05:16] Loid
A new order?
[05:20] Loid
Sorry, I suddenly have a stomachache.
[05:24] Loid
You two go ahead to
the shelter by the station.
[05:26] Loid
I'm going to find a bathroom.
[05:28] Yor
Huh? Are you all right?
We can wait right here.
[05:31] Anya
Papa takes a really long time when he goes to
the shitter to shit, so we should probably go.
[05:35] Yor
I-Is that so?
[05:37] Yor
All right...
[05:38] Loid
You need to watch your mouth, young lady.
[05:41] Loid
An excellent assist,
but at the same time... yeah.
[05:46] Loid
Wait... You didn't say anything about
taking me all the way to headquarters.
[05:50] Loid
If I take too long, my family
will get suspicious.
[05:53] Senior Agent
If you've got a problem,
take it up with Handler.
[05:55] Senior Agent
This is an emergency summons.
[05:59] Loid
A plot to assassinate Foreign Minister Brantz?
[06:02] Senior Agent
They're probably targeting tonight's summit.
[06:04] Senior Agent
The ones believed to be behind this
are a group of isolationists
[06:09] Senior Agent
who attend Berlint University.
[06:11] Senior Agent
Apparently, the Secret Police
also had their eyes on them.
[06:14] Senior Agent
We just happened to apprehend one of
them who was hanging around the embassy.
[06:17] Senior Agent
We're currently interrogating him.
[06:20] Senior Agent
But he won't tell us where his
friends are or anything else.
[06:23] Loid
And that's why I was called in?
[06:26] Senior Agent
Being both a papa and an agent...
Must be tough balancing the two.
[06:31] Loid
Being a father is part of the mission.
[06:34] Loid
But I guess the times are changing...
[06:37] Loid
To think that a child like
him could be a terrorist.
[06:47] Kris
Keep coming back all you want.
I'm never gonna talk.
[06:49] Kris
I won't sell out my comrades.
[06:53] Sylvia
That's quite all right.
You're no longer necessary.
[06:56] Sylvia
We've captured your leader, after all.
[07:05] Kris
Keith?!
[07:07] Fake Keith
I-It was him!
[07:09] Fake Keith
He planned all this!
[07:11] Fake Keith
We were tricked into helping him!
[07:14] Fake Keith
You gotta believe me!
I didn't do anything wrong!
[07:15] Kris
Uh, Keith? What are you...
[07:17] Fake Keith
I'll tell you anything you want!
Just let me go!
[07:20] Member C
Shut up and keep walking.
[07:24] Kris
He just...
[07:26] Kris
Is he really gonna put this all on me?
[07:28] Sylvia
Some comrade.
[07:31] Sylvia
Well, it doesn't really matter to
us which one of you is the leader.
[07:35] Sylvia
We only care about which one
gives us the intel we need.
[07:39] Sylvia
Now, what do we do with you?
[07:42] Kris
Wait, it's not me! He's the leader!
[07:44] Kris
I'm not lying! He's the one...
who proposed the plan...
[07:49] Sylvia
I'd love to hear more.
[07:53] Kris
Keith planned out all of it.
[07:55] Senior Agent
Thank goodness we had some footage
of Keith's past activities.
[07:55] Kris
I just went along with it.
[07:57] Kris
I'll tell you what I know about
the other members, too.
[08:00] Kris
First, there's Kurt, who's in
the same program as Keith.
[08:00] Fake Keith & Loid
It's impossible for me to perfectly
play the role based on such a short video.
[08:03] Kris
There's also a handful of guys
from the psych program.
[08:05] Fake Keith & Loid
If we were dealing with a pro,
he would've been on to us.
[08:06] Kris
I don't usually talk to them,
so I don't know their names.
[08:09] Kris
There's also Kevin and Kim
from the engineering program.
[08:13] Kris
Those are all the guys I know.
[08:15] Kris
Our hideouts are a warehouse
near the university
[08:18] Kris
and the second floor of a bar on 11th Street.
[08:21] Sylvia
Exactly how were you going to
carry out the assassination?
[08:27] Kris
Dogs.
[08:29] Kris
I don't know exactly how many...
[08:31] Kris
But the plan was to strap bombs
onto a dozen or so dogs
[08:35] Kris
and have them ambush him
while he was on the move.
[08:39] Sylvia
Bomb dogs?
[08:41] Senior Agent
Not good. It's not gonna be
easy stopping trained dogs.
[08:45] Loid
But that's impossible.
[08:47] Loid
Giving a war dog proper special training
[08:49] Loid
costs just about as much as
a small missile per dog.
[08:53] Loid
I can't imagine ordinary students
being able to afford that.
[08:57] Senior Agent
Either they have someone from
the far right backing them,
[09:00] Senior Agent
or there's a sympathizer from a third power.
[09:05] Sylvia
As you heard, we've got quite
the problem on our hands.
[09:09] Sylvia
In order to stop this terrorist attack,
we'll have to make the first move.
[09:13] Loid
Could we not have the summit canceled?
[09:15] Sylvia
Doubtful. The Eastern government
has a reputation to uphold.
[09:19] Sylvia
Though I'm sure the opposition
would be thrilled.
[09:22] Sylvia
Casually leak this information
to the ruling party.
[09:25] Sylvia
I'm sure they'll also want to
avoid any pointless trouble.
[09:28] Senior Agent
Yes, ma'am.
[09:30] Sylvia
Sorry, but we'll need your
help for a bit longer.
[09:33] Loid
Understood.
[09:34] Sylvia
Relations between the East
and West are on thin ice.
[09:37] Sylvia
Regardless of whether the
assassination is a success or not,
[09:40] Sylvia
if this becomes public,
the ice may finally break.
[09:44] Sylvia
We're going to stop them, whatever it takes.
[09:55] Terrorist F
I'm gonna go buy some coffee.
[09:57] Terrorist F
Wait here.
[09:58] Terrorist F
You better behave, pups.
[10:02] Terrorist G
Well, these dogs are definitely smart,
[10:04] Terrorist G
even if they're up there in years already.
[10:18] Mother
Hey!
[10:19] Child
Yay!
[10:20] Mother
You'll trip if you run like that!
[10:23] Terrorist G
Hey, damn it!
[10:29] Mother
Hey, where'd this dog come from?!
[10:29] Child
No! He's gonna eat me!
[10:35] Passerby A
Whoa, that sign fell.
[10:36] Passerby C
That startled me.
[10:37] Passerby B
That sure was a close one, kid.
[10:39] Child
Did you just save me?
[10:42] Child
Thanks.
[10:44] Bond
Borf.
[10:44] Terrorist G
Er, sorry about my dog, ma'am.
[10:47] Terrorist G
Don't go running off
like that, you dumb mutt!
[10:49] Terrorist F
What's wrong?
[10:50] Terrorist G
This stupid dog just bolted on me.
[10:53] Terrorist G
Are these dogs really gonna work?
[10:55] Terrorist F
Not like we can change our plan now.
[10:58] Terrorist F
We got the area all checked out
and ready, so let's head back.
[11:02] Terrorist F
We'll be in a world of hurt if we piss off Keith.
[11:15] Yor
So this is an adoption event.
It's bigger than I had imagined.
[11:20] Yor
I wonder why Loid didn't bring us here first.
[11:25] Anya
Tiny doggies!
[11:27] Anya
Kitties!
[11:29] Anya
Bunnies!
[11:31] Yor
Oh! You mustn't, Miss Anya! You'll get lost!
[11:35] Yor
Listen carefully.
[11:36] Yor
Promise me you won't leave
this area with the doggies.
[11:40] Anya
Okay.
[11:42] Yor
Oh... That dachshund is adorable!
Its legs are so short!
[11:47] Anya
It's cute even with stubby legs?
[11:50] Anya
Does that mean Anya's cute, too?
[11:52] Anya
A Chihuahua!
[11:54] Anya
A Pomeranyan!
[11:56] Anya
Huff, huff, huff...
[11:57] Staff
Are you looking for a dog to adopt?
[12:00] Yor
Is there a breed that's easy to keep?
[12:02] Anya
Huff, huff, huff...
[12:08] Anya
What a big Mister Dog.
[12:19] Anya
Anya's family?
[12:22] Terrorist G
What's wrong now? Come on, start walking!
[12:26] Anya
Was that... Mister Dog's thoughts?
[12:33] Staff
Toy poodles rarely shed, so cleaning
up after them is a breeze.
[12:39] Anya
Mama! There is a doggy that
knows about our family!
[12:43] Yor
What are you talking about, dear?
[12:49] Staff
If you're looking for smaller breeds,
Shih Tzus are very friendly.
[12:58] Anya
Just for a little bit...
[13:02] Anya
A shop?
[13:08] Anya
Where did Mister Dog go?
[13:18] Anya
Mister Dog...
[13:26] Anya
Who are you?
[13:30] Keith
You better not have done
anything to draw attention.
[13:34] Terrorist G
D-Don't worry.
[13:35] Terrorist G
There were people with dogs everywhere
because of the adoption event.
[13:40] Keith
It's finally time.
[13:42] Keith
If this plan with the
bomb dogs is a success,
[13:45] Keith
the façade between the East and
the West will finally come down.
[13:50] Keith
In order to restore Ostania
to its former glory...
[13:53] Keith
We'll just have Foreign Minister Brantz
become the catalyst for war.
[13:59] Keith
We're going to bring down those
arrogant pigs of the West.
[14:02] Terrorists
Bring them down!
[14:04] Anya
B-Bad guys?!
[14:07] Anya
This is the bad guys' house!
[14:17] Kurt
Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?
[14:20] Kurt
This little brat heard everything!
[14:22] Terrorist A
Wait, are you serious? Who is that?
[14:25] Terrorist G
Uh... Wh-What do we do?
[14:28] Kurt
Whoa, there!
[14:29] Keith
What are we gonna do? Well...
[14:33] Keith
We'll just have to take care of her.
[14:43] Terrorist A
Yo, Keith, come on. She's just a little kid.
[14:48] Keith
If she tattles to her parents,
our plan will be ruined.
[14:53] Keith
Kurt, keep her mouth shut.
[15:05] Anya
Mister Dog!
[15:07] Terrorist G
Damn it... He's not listening again!
[15:09] Terrorist F
Maybe this one was a dud.
[15:14] Terrorist E
You picked the wrong guy to borf at.
[15:16] Terrorist E
I'll shut you up for good.
[15:23] Anya
Shock!
[15:29] Terrorist E
This little...
[15:30] Keith
Don't. Don't damage the goods.
[15:33] Terrorist G
But we need to shut him up.
[15:36] Terrorist F
That's no problem.
[15:38] Terrorist F
No one's gonna pay it any mind
if they hear a dog barking today.
[15:43] Yor
Miss Anya? Where did you go?!
[15:47] Yor
Um, pardon me.
[15:48] Yor
Did you happen to see a little
girl who looks like this?
[15:51] Patron A
Dunno...
[15:52] Patron B
I can't say I have.
[16:07] Yor
She's not here. She's nowhere in the venue...
[16:11] Yor
Could it be... that she was eaten by a dog?!
[16:12] Anya
Aaaaaa...
[16:15] Yor
No, no, calm down, Yor.
That is probably unlikely.
[16:20] Yor
But then, could she have been...
[16:22] Yor
kidnapped?!
[16:23] Announcer
There have been a string of
kidnappings in Central Ariane
[16:26] Announcer
involving young women who were abducted
and forced into marriage.
[16:28] Yor
Oh, how frightening.
[16:31] Kidnapper
I'll make you my bride.
[16:32] Anya
Mrrrgh...
[16:37] Yor
Wh-Wh-Wh-What should I do?!
[16:39] Yor
Miss Anya will be forced to marry someone!
[16:41] Yor
Of course this had to happen
when Loid isn't here.
[16:44] Yor
Oh, what do I do? Whatever shall I do?
[16:47] Yor
Please hurry back from the bathroom, Loid!
[16:58] Sylvia
All of the locations he offered
up turned out to be duds.
[17:03] Sylvia
How is it on your end?
[17:04] Loid
Bingo.
[17:06] Loid
There were two white vans
rented here under the name
[17:09] Loid
of one of the terrorists, Kevin Knowles.
[17:11] Loid
The plate numbers are...
[17:13] Sylvia
Excellent work. I'll have someone
look into this immediately.
[17:16] Sylvia
Oh, as for where they were getting the dogs,
[17:19] Sylvia
one lead was particularly suspicious.
[17:23] Sylvia
I'm sure even you've heard of it before...
[17:27] Sylvia
Project Apple.
[17:30] Sylvia
It was research done under the
former government of Ostania,
[17:34] Sylvia
to try to create animals with terrifyingly
high IQ for military purposes.
[17:39] Loid
I'm aware of it.
[17:40] Loid
I heard they repeated some
pretty reckless experiments,
[17:43] Loid
but the government fell apart
during their research,
[17:46] Loid
and the project came to a standstill.
[17:47] Loid
They say it ended with mediocre results
that were far from their intended goal.
[17:51] Sylvia
Correct. And then came rumors
that the dogs and other animals
[17:55] Sylvia
that were no longer needed ended up on
the black market instead of being put down.
[17:59] Loid
And you think the terrorists
got a hold of them?
[18:03] Sylvia
It's possible.
[18:05] Sylvia
They may be the survivors
of a failed experiment,
[18:08] Sylvia
but they are probably still highly intelligent,
[18:10] Sylvia
and well-trained dogs.
[18:15] Sylvia
Be on your guard.
[18:16] Sylvia
The unexpected may very likely happen.
[18:20] Keith
Get away from the dog, you stupid brat.
[18:23] Keith
Then I promise you'll at
least die painlessly.
[18:40] Anya
Phone?
[18:42] Keith
Hey. If you don't hurry up...
[18:47] Terrorist F
Man, that scared me.
[18:48] Terrorist D
Who the hell's calling us right now?
[18:54] Terrorist D
Hello?
[18:57] Terrorist D
What? Seriously?
[18:59] Terrorist D
Hey, Keith, we've got trouble!
[19:00] Terrorist D
Apparently some suspicious guys
showed up at two of our hideouts!
[19:04] Terrorist G
D-Don't tell me it's the Secret Police...
[19:06] Terrorist C
How?! Did someone leak info?
[19:09] Keith
Tch. I haven't seen Kris all morning,
so I kind of suspected, but...
[19:15] Terrorist A
It was a good idea to move locations.
[19:17] Keith
Nobody panic!
[19:19] Keith
We're switching over to Plan B and...
[19:25] Keith
Hey! Where'd the brat go?
[19:27] Kurt
Huh? Wh-What the?!
[19:34] Anya
Mister Dog is Anya's friend?
[19:37] Anya
Wait, did you know the phone was
going to ring before it did?
[19:42] Anya
You...
[19:43] Anya
can see the future?
[19:46] Anya
Is it a telepath like me?
[19:54] Anya
Mister Dog! Go into that building!
Mama will save us!
[19:59] Anya
No! Not that way!
[20:01] Anya
Go back!
[20:06] Yor
Miss Anya?!
[20:10] Keith
What are you dumbasses doing?!
[20:12] Terrorist E
We were distracted by the phone...
[20:13] Terrorist F
Whatever. Who cares about her?
[20:16] Terrorist F
We need to get the plan rolling.
[20:17] Keith
You idiots! She's seen our faces!
[20:20] Keith
Hey, Kurt, come with me!
[20:21] Keith
We're taking one of the dogs, too.
[20:23] Terrorist F
You're gonna go after her?
[20:25] Keith
Tear that map off the wall.
We're abandoning this hideout, too.
[20:28] Keith
You guys get to the designated
location and spread out.
[20:31] Terrorist C
Got it.
[20:33] Anya
Dog! Stop! Let me down!
[20:35] Anya
Someone save me!
[20:38] Anya
I'm being chased by bad guys!
[20:41] Passerby D
What is that? How cute.
[20:43] Passerby E
I wonder if she's playing tag.
[20:46] Anya
Mister Dog runs so fast!
[20:50] Anya
He's so fast, and...
[21:00] Anya
So exciting!
[21:04] Anya
Okay, Mister Dog!
[21:06] Anya
Let's make a break for it and go
right to the police ociffers!
[21:09] Anya
Anya and Mister Dog...
[21:12] Anya
are gonna solve this on our
own and save the day!
[21:16] Anya
And then... I'll be Starlight Anya again!
[21:35] Keith
Thanks for saving us the trouble.
[21:36] Anya
We're right back where we started!
[21:39] Anya
Right face!
[21:45] Keith
You're not getting away.
[21:48] Keith
Do it. Make it quick.
[21:50] Kurt
R-Right...
[21:57] Kurt
No hard feelings, kid.
[22:17] Yor
You won't get away with this,
[22:19] Yor
Mr. Perverted Kidnapper!
[22:22] Yor
It is far too early for
Miss Anya to get married!
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[00:15] Yor
You won't get away with this,
[00:17] Yor
Mr. Perverted Kidnapper!
[00:19] Yor
It is far too early for
Miss Anya to get married!
[00:23] Yor
Even I just got married this year!
[02:05] Anya
Mama!
[02:07] Anya
I was so scared!
[02:09] Yor
There, there. You're all right now.
[02:11] Keith
That's her mother?
[02:13] Keith
Tch! Now we'll have to dispose of both of them.
[02:16] Keith
Hey, pup! Rip out that woman's throat!
[02:25] Keith
Hey, come back here!
[02:27] Anya
Mama! I'm scared!
[02:30] Yor
What? But you're safe now.
[02:32] Passerby
What's going on? A fight?
[02:33] Keith
Damn it. I can't have more people notice.
[02:37] Keith
Come, you big-ass mutt!
[02:39] Keith
Oh, damn it!
[02:41] Keith
Fine!
[02:42] Yor
Hey! Wait!
[02:46] Yor
No... You mustn't leave
Miss Anya alone again, Yor.
[02:57] Yor
That should teach Mr. Kidnapper a lesson.
[03:01] Yor
First, I should hand this
man over to the police.
[03:05] Anya
Are you okay, Mister Dog?
[03:07] Yor
Who is that puppy?
[03:09] Anya
Um...
[03:11] Yor
What?! Terrorists and bomb puppies?!
[03:15] Yor
Bombs?
[03:18] Yor
He doesn't...
[03:21] Yor
seem to have a bomb.
[03:22] Anya**
Mister Dog here saved me.
[03:26] Yor
Th-The most important thing is
that you're safe, Miss Anya.
[03:30] Yor
I was so worried.
[03:34] Anya
Anya is sorry... that she ran
off without permission.
[03:41] Yor
Honestly...
[03:47] Yor
I'll have to give you a stern
talking-to when we get home.
[03:52] Yor
A-Anyway, we need to report
this to the police.
[03:57] Yor
Miss Anya, do you happen to remember
what the bad guys looked like,
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[04:01] Yor
or perhaps parts of their conversation?
[04:03] Anya
Um... I'll try real hard to remember!
[04:08] Yor
And that's what happened.
[04:12] Yor
Yes.
[04:14] Yor
One is here next to me, unconscious.
[04:17] Yor
Oh, no! I'm just a housewife
that happened to pass by.
[04:25] Anya
Mister Dog?
[04:29] Anya
Are you... looking into the future again?
[04:41] Anya
Papa's gone?
[04:47] Anya
Where is this?
[04:59] Anya
Papa!
[05:01] Newscaster
Westalis condemns in the strongest terms
the Ostanian government
[05:06] Newscaster
regarding the incident with the
minister and the extremists.
[05:08] Newscaster
It is believed that a conflict between
the East and West is now unavoidable.
[05:14] Anya
That was from the future!
[05:18] Anya
The future is in trouble! Papa is
gonna die and peace will be over!
[05:23] Yor
Now, now, Miss Anya! You mustn't
be mean to the poor puppy.
[05:27] Yor
Oh, nothing... Anyway...
[05:30] Anya
Papa is going to die in an explosion.
[05:33] Anya
I'll tell Mama and have her save him.
[05:37] Anya
But I can't tell her about my powers.
[05:42] Anya
Mister Dog... Can we change
the future if we try real hard?
[05:48] Anya
Can you still run?
[05:51] Bond
Borf!
[05:54] Anya
Mama, I'm sorry. I just remembered something.
[05:58] Anya
Papa forgot to take toilet
paper to the potty with him!
[06:01] Yor
Huh?
[06:01] Anya
He might be in big trouble now, so I'm
gonna go take him some toilet paper!
[06:08] Yor
Miss Anya... Wait!
[06:11] Yor
She ran off again...
[06:13] Yor
Oh, I'm sorry. But that's the story.
[06:16] Yor
Please make sure you arrest this man.
[06:19] Lady on phone
Wai—
[06:21] Yor
Miss Anya!
[06:24] Yor
Miss Anya! Where did you go?
[06:31] Agent A
Handler!
[06:33] Agent A
We've intercepted a report
[06:35] Agent A
of a terrorist sighted in an
alley near Central Station.
[06:38] Agent A
The physical description
matches one of the students.
[06:42] Sylvia
So they're on the move.
[06:44] Sylvia
Have a team stand by on the suspected route
they may take from the reported area.
[06:47] Sylvia
We'll commandeer the white
van that comes through.
[06:50] Sylvia
It might be carrying explosives.
Proceed with caution.
[07:01] Terrorist A
How...
[07:10] Junior Agent
Alpha Team here. We've secured the targets.
[07:13] Junior Agent
Four members and three dogs.
[07:15] Junior Agent
We also found a case
possibly containing explosives.
[07:18] Bravo
Bravo here.
[07:19] Bravo
We've also captured three members.
[07:23] Bravo
Our main target, Keith Kepler,
is nowhere to be found.
[07:25] Bravo
We will continue our search of the area.
[07:27] Keith
They're onto us! Is that the Secret Police?
[07:31] Keith
No, are they from the West?
[07:33] Keith
What should I do?
[07:34] Keith
I've only got two hours
before the summit starts.
[07:37] Keith
There's one more place where
we have bombs hidden, but...
[07:41] Keith
There's no other way! Even if
I have to do this on my own!
[07:47] Junior Agent
Spit it out!
[07:48] Junior Agent
Where's the explosion site,
and where's Keith?!
[07:51] Terrorist B
My only answer to that is, "Eat shit."
[07:53] Terrorist B
Go stick your head in a
shitter, you putrid swine!
[07:57] Terrorist A
Strike down the pigs from the West!
[07:59] Terrorists C & D
Strike them down!
[08:01] Terrorists A, C & D
Strike them down!
[08:03] Junior Agent
You little punk...
[08:05] Sylvia
Leave the howling to the dogs.
You're making my ears hurt.
[08:13] Sylvia
Hello there, students.
[08:15] Sylvia
What exactly do you want?
[08:19] Terrorist B
A war!
[08:20] Terrorist B
The extermination of the
West and Ostanian supremacy!
[08:25] Sylvia
Have any of you actually
killed a person before?
[08:29] Sylvia
Have you ever been killed by anyone?
[08:32] Terrorist A
Of course we haven't, you stupid bitch!
[08:34] Sylvia
Have you ever lost a limb in an attack?
[08:38] Sylvia
Have you ever heard bones being smashed?
[08:41] Sylvia
Have you ever smelled festering flesh?
[08:46] Terrorist A
What the hell are you
talking about, you stupid hag?!
[08:48] Sylvia
Have you ever seen your parents or siblings
[08:50] Sylvia
crushed in a crumbling building,
right before your eyes?
[08:53] Sylvia
Have you ever seen a piece of your
lover's flesh stuck to a wall?
[08:57] Sylvia
Have you ever been so hungry,
you tried to bite into a tree?
[09:02] Sylvia
Have you ever stewed human flesh in a pot?
[09:06] Sylvia
Have you ever had someone close
to you deny your enemy's humanity
[09:09] Sylvia
so they could continue the killing,
[09:10] Sylvia
only to become so mentally
broken after the conflict is over
[09:13] Sylvia
that they weep with regret and shame,
[09:16] Sylvia
vomit, and then eventually...
take their own life?
[09:28] Sylvia
Apparently, you've learned nothing
of war at your university,
[09:34] Sylvia
you utter children.
[09:37] Keith
Listen up...
[09:39] Keith
Once you catch the minister's scent,
don't you dare lose sight of him.
[09:43] Keith
I'm counting on you, pup.
[09:48] Keith
But... the point where we were
supposed to ambush him in Plan B
[09:51] Keith
might've also been discovered,
since those guys got caught.
[09:53] Keith
Which would mean more guards in
the area around the clock tower plaza,
[09:56] Keith
making it useless.
[09:58] Keith
Actually, in that case,
[10:00] Keith
I'll just lure any bastards who try to get
in my way into a trap and eliminate them!
[10:04] Keith
Just you wait, you pigs!
[10:06] Keith
I'll blow you all to smithereens!
[10:14] Sylvia
All teams: investigate points B1 through B4.
[10:18] Sylvia
Twilight, I'd like you to
investigate the area around B1,
[10:21] Sylvia
which will be the most probable target.
[10:24] Sylvia
Stop them, no matter what.
[10:26] Loid
I know, Handler.
[10:28] Loid
I agree with you.
[10:30] Loid
I am absolutely done...
[10:32] Loid
with war.
[10:39] Anya
Found it! It's where the pointy clock is!
[10:42] Anya
That way, Mister Dog!
[10:45] Anya
That's where Papa's gonna die!
[10:47] Anya
We have to stop that!
[10:52] Newscaster
Here in Central Berlint,
[10:54] Newscaster
security is very tight due
to the upcoming summit.
[10:58] Newscaster
Traffic will be restricted,
[11:00] Newscaster
and the press will have limited access.
[11:11] Anya
We made it to the clock place!
[11:16] Anya
Where is Papa supposed to die?
[11:21] Anya
Mister Dog! Lemme see that vision again!
[11:26] Anya
When the explosion went off,
the clock went "bwong"!
[11:31] Anya
The hand was pointing to the top!
[11:33] Anya
Which means we have until...
[11:38] Anya
I can't read the clock!
[11:41] Anya
The long hand and the short hand...
Which is which?!
[11:46] Anya
Excuse me, sir.
[11:49] Anya
How many more minutes until
that clock goes "bwong"?
[11:53] Old man
Oh, are you talking about the bell?
[11:55] Old man
It rings every hour, so we've got about
thirty minutes until the next one.
[12:01] Anya
Fank you very much!
[12:03] Anya
Thirty minutes... We have to hurry!
[12:06] Anya
Uh... How many minutes is thirty minutes?
[12:17] Anya
What's the matter, Mister Dog?
[12:26] Anya
That's the bad guys' boss!
[12:34] Keith
Hey! Don't get out of the car!
[12:42] Anya
He found us!
[12:55] Keith
Get back in the car right now, you dumb mutt!
[12:58] Keith
I'm in a hurry, damn it!
[13:02] Keith
If we don't get the hell outta here,
we're gonna get caught!
[13:10] Keith
I'm counting on you... You'd better work,
[13:13] Keith
my impromptu trap!
[13:18] Anya
He causes the explosion!
[13:21] Keith
Just try and come after me,
you stupid pieces of shit!
[13:24] Keith
The moment you set foot
in our hideout... Kaboom!
[13:27] Anya
That building...
[13:32] Keith
The explosion may cause a few casualties...
[13:36] Keith
But they're necessary
sacrifices to our great cause.
[13:40] Keith
Then again, you'll be dying for our nation.
[13:42] Keith
I'm sure you'll all feel honored.
[13:52] Anya
Oh, no! We have to do
something about that bomb!
[13:55] Anya
Let's see... The hand on the
clock went from six to seven,
[13:59] Anya
so there are seven minutes left?
[14:00] Anya
Um, uh... Just hurry!
[14:15] Anya
Is that it?
[14:23] Anya
Oh, right! If I open the door,
it'll go kaboom!
[14:32] Anya
I think I can get in that little window.
[14:35] Anya
Hup... Hup...
[14:37] Anya
Mister Dog, push me.
[14:48] Anya
The bomb...
[14:53] Anya
If I can disarm this, I can save Papa!
[15:01] Anya
But how do you disarm a bomb?
[15:05] Anya
On TV, when they do the thing where they
pick the red wire or the blue wire, it stops.
[15:10] Anya
Wire?
[15:12] Anya
Wire?
[15:13] Anya
Sh-Shock!
[15:15] Anya
The wires are all black!
[15:18] Anya
And I don't have scissors
to choppy the wires!
[15:21] Anya
What should I do?
There's probably no more time!
[15:25] Anya
If Papa comes here,
I'll tell him he can't come in.
[15:28] Anya
But then he'll find out lots of stuff,
and he might not want me anymore.
[15:32] Anya
But if Papa dies, both Anya and
peace will be in big danger!
[15:50] Senior Agent
That must be point B1.
[15:53] Senior Agent
It's the northernmost
room on the third floor.
[15:55] Senior Agent
Hurry it up. We don't have much time.
[16:00] Senior Agent
What is that? Something written in blood?
[16:05] Loid
No, that smell... Is it ketchup?
[16:07] Senior Agent
A doorknob, an eggplant, and some grass?
[16:09] Senior Agent
Is it some new kind of code?
[16:11] Loid
I don't sense anyone's presence,
but let's proceed with caution.
[16:15] Senior Agent
No, there's no time for that.
[16:18] Senior Agent
The minister will head out at any minute.
[16:20] Senior Agent
We're not going to be outdone
by some college student!
[16:28] Anya
Papa... Did you notice my message in blood?
[16:33] Anya
He's too far away for me to read his mind.
[16:35] Anya
Papa, are you okay?
[16:47] Anya
That's the time I saw in
the future... I think!
[16:52] Anya
An explosion...
[16:56] Anya
didn't happen!
[16:59] Anya
We did it?
[17:14] Anya
Papa's back!
[17:17] Anya
That means...
[17:18] Anya
We saved the future!
[17:22] Loid
I have a bad feeling about this.
[17:25] Loid
This might be some kind of message.
[17:27] Loid
Carelessness could cost us our lives.
[17:36] Loid
As I figured... It's a trap.
[17:38] Loid
If we'd opened the door,
a bomb would've gone off.
[17:41] Senior Agent
So this was a bomb, not an eggplant?
[17:44] Senior Agent
That was a close one.
[17:46] Junior Agent
Looks like they knew we'd come here.
[17:49] Senior Agent
But who drew this warning?
[17:52] Loid
Looks like we don't have time to ponder that.
[17:55] Loid
The Secret Police have caught on.
[17:58] Loid
Let's leave the message up
and let them disarm the bomb.
[18:01] Loid
We should get away from here.
[18:06] Junior Agent
I guess we never found Keith.
[18:09] Junior Agent
Investigating any further with the Secret
Police snooping around will be difficult.
[18:13] Loid
Let's head to the minister's location.
[18:16] Loid
Considering this plan has been ruined,
[18:17] Loid
our suspect may try some desperate measures.
[18:22] Secretary
Minister Brantz, it is time.
Let us head to the guest room.
[18:26] Secretary
The members of their Department
of Foreign Affairs are here.
[18:29] Brantz
Hmph. Apparently the government has
eyes everywhere in this country.
[18:35] Secretary
I'm sure this is also because
of the terrorist incidents.
[18:39] Brantz
WISE still hasn't eliminated the suspects?
[18:42] Brantz
What a worthless lot.
[18:47] Loid
Pardon me. I'm from intelligence.
[18:55] Yuri
Minister, if you're ready,
our car will take the lead.
[19:03] Fake Brantz
Hm...
[19:07] Driver
Right this way, sir.
[19:08] Fake Brantz
No, I think I'll take a car alone.
[19:11] Driver
Huh? Uh...
[19:13] Fake Brantz
You may all go home.
[19:16] Driver
Sir?!
[19:26] Fake Brantz
I should be far enough out of sight.
[19:28] Fake Brantz
As I figured, he's following me
by using the dog to track my scent.
[19:32] Brantz
What is the meaning of this, Sylvia?!
[19:34] Brantz
I opened the door because I thought
one of your men showed up,
[19:37] Brantz
and the thief took my clothes!
[19:39] (Flashback) Loid
I'll be borrowing your clothes, sir.
[19:41] (Flashback) Brantz
Huh?!
[19:43] Brantz
Do your men have no manners?!
[19:46] Sylvia
I do apologize, Minister,
but this was rather urgent.
[19:50] Sylvia
I presume he needed your scent
to throw the dog off your trail.
[19:54] Sylvia
The enemy should now be several
kilometers away, pursuing a fake minister.
[19:58] Sylvia
Please leave now, while you can.
[20:00] Sylvia
Oh, and to preserve our nation's dignity,
[20:03] Sylvia
please do put on some clothes first.
[20:07] Yuri
Minister?!
[20:10] Keith
He changed his route?
[20:16] Keith
He changed it again?
[20:21] Keith
Hey, what the hell? Why does
he keep going in circles?
[20:31] Senior Agent
We have eyes on him. He's in a gray coupe.
[20:34] Senior Agent
As far as I can see, he only has one dog.
[20:37] Senior Agent
We'll surround him. Lead him to Blue 4.
[20:40] Keith
What? He's heading back to the hotel?
[20:43] Keith
No, he's heading toward the river...
[20:45] Keith
A place with few people around...
[20:48] Keith
Perfect!
[20:56] Keith
Damn it all!
[21:03] Senior Agent
Hey, hey, hey! Fall back! Back!
[21:10] Senior Agent
He got us... He still had some explosives.
[21:14] Senior Agent
Be careful. He's heading in your direction!
[21:24] Keith
Where did he go?
[21:31] Keith
There he is!
[21:32] Keith
He kindly got out of the car for me. That fool!
[21:37] Keith
Go!
[21:40] Keith
I'll set off the bomb right
when the dog bites onto him!
[21:52] Keith
Don't you dare think you can
get away from a trained dog!
[22:06] Keith
What the hell?! The Minister
of the West is insane!
[22:09] Keith
He's supposed to be a 60-year-old geezer!
[22:11] Keith
Shit! I'll lose sight of him!
[22:19] Loid
I'm really sorry.
[22:21] Loid
I'm sure the last thing you wanted
[22:23] Loid
was to get dragged into some foolish
conflict between humans.
[22:28] Loid
Time to end this.
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SIGN A NEW FAMILY MEMBER
[02:39] Keith
Its teeth are in him?! This is it!
[02:41] Keith
Explode, you pig!
[02:49] Keith
What?
[02:51] Keith
The bomb ended up in the river?
[02:53] Keith
The minister threw it?!
[02:56] Loid
Sorry about this!
[02:59] Loid
I'll let you out later, so just stay put.
[03:04] Keith
That geezer actually managed that?! No...
[03:07] Keith
Who the hell is that?
[03:11] Keith
Why is it someone else? Did I mess up?!
[03:14] Keith
Damn it!
[03:20] Loid
We've got the plate number.
[03:22] Loid
You're not getting away in that car.
[03:26] Loid
Your plan is finished.
[03:29] Yor
Miss Anya!
[03:32] Yor
Miss Anya!
[03:34] Yor
Did she head back toward
the first pet shop?
[03:37] Yor
I can't let her be found
by the terrorists again!
[03:41] Yor
I must catch up to her!
[03:44] Yor
That's...
[03:46] Yor
How dare you do that to Miss Anya?!
[03:48] Yor
You won't get away this time!
[03:50] Keith
Now people are falling from the sky?!
[03:52] Keith
Move, you bitch!
[04:06] Yor
Oh, hello. Is this the police?
[04:08] Yor
I found one of the terrorists
[04:10] Yor
after he got into an accident in
an alley behind Northtown Park.
[04:13] Yor
Would you kindly come fetch him?
[04:16] Yor
Oh, no. I'm the housewife
that called earlier.
[04:19] Yor
I'll be going now.
[04:22] Yor
Miss Anya! Miss Anya!
[04:30] Senior Agent
Despite everything that happened,
looks like our work here is done.
[04:34] Senior Agent
Man, today sucked.
[04:36] Sylvia
Thankfully, none of this
caused a huge commotion.
[04:40] Sylvia
The Eastern government should be working on
erasing all signs that this ever happened.
[04:44] Senior Agent
Are we going to hand these dogs over?
[04:47] Sylvia
That's not our concern.
[04:48] Sylvia
For now, we'll keep them at this
shop and report to the higher-ups.
[04:52] Sylvia
We have plenty of things
we need to look into.
[04:55] Loid
Well, I'll be going now.
[04:57] Loid
I need to get back to my
family as quickly as I can.
[05:00] Senior Agent
Good work.
[05:14] Loid
What are you two doing here?
[05:16] Loid
I thought you went to the adoption event.
[05:19] Anya
I came back because you were
taking too long in the potty.
[05:21] Yor
I was worried about Miss Anya,
so I ran after her.
[05:25] Loid
And... who is this dog?
[05:28] Bond
Borf!
[05:31] Yor
So since all that happened, we didn't
exactly have time to look for a pet.
[05:36] Loid
To think that these two got dragged
into the incident, as well.
[05:39] Loid
I'm sorry all this happened
while I was in the bathroom.
[05:42] Yor
No, no!
[05:43] Yor
Your stomachache must have stemmed
from the breakfast I made this morning!
[05:47] Yor
I'm so sorry!
[05:49] Loid
And you...
[05:52] Loid
How many times must I tell you not to
run off alone because it's dangerous?!
[05:55] Anya
I'm sowwy!
[06:01] Loid
So you're not hurt?
[06:03] Anya
Mm...
[06:05] Anya
Mister Dog protected me!
[06:09] Loid
So he must be another one of the
test subjects from Project Apple.
[06:13] Loid
If that's the case, I can't let him run free.
[06:28] Loid
I thank you for saving my daughter.
[06:32] Sylvia
Pardon me.
[06:35] Sylvia
We're from the State Security Service.
[06:37] Sylvia
We're investigating the incident that
occurred in City Center earlier.
[06:40] Sylvia
May we ask you a few questions?
[06:43] Sylvia
I see.
[06:45] Sylvia
Then it's safe to say that this dog was also
one of the dogs trained by the terrorists.
[06:50] Sylvia
We'll take him in.
[06:53] Loid
Thank you very much.
[06:54] Sylvia
Also, this incident will not
be revealed to the public,
[06:57] Sylvia
given the relationship between
the East and the West,
[06:59] Sylvia
so I ask that you stay silent about this.
[07:01] Sylvia
Thank you for your cooperation.
[07:04] Yor
Now that things have settled down,
why don't we go back to searching for a puppy?
[07:08] Loid
You're right. Okay, Anya—
[07:10] Anya
No!
[07:11] Anya
Anya wants Mister Dog!
[07:14] Loid
What are you—
[07:15] Anya
Anya wants to take care of Mister Dog!
[07:17] Loid
No, that dog belonged to the bad gu—
[07:19] Anya
But he saved Anya!
[07:22] Loid
But you're the one who
said you wanted a small dog!
[07:26] Anya
But Anya wants Mister Dog now!
It's okay that Mister Dog is big!
[07:28] Loid
Stop being difficult!
[07:32] Anya
If you don't let me have Mister Dog,
I'll go bad and stop going to school!
[07:36] Loid and Sylvia
Wha—
[07:37] Loid
What are you talking about?!
[07:39] Loid
Why are you bringing up school now?!
[07:40] Yor
Miss Anya, it's okay! It's okay, Miss Anya!
[07:41] Anya
No!
[07:42] Loid
Anya!
[07:44] Sylvia
All right, very well.
[07:46] Loid
Handl—er, ma'am?!
[07:47] Yor
A-Are you sure about this?
[07:49] Sylvia
I highly doubt one of these dogs
going missing will cause any issues.
[07:53] Sylvia
The terrorists have all been arrested,
and the dog didn't actually cause any harm.
[07:57] Loid
Wait...
[07:58] Sylvia
As things stand, Operation Strix is
in danger. What else can we do?
[08:02] Loid
Yes, well...
[08:04] Sylvia
He'll be under your supervision.
Keep an eye on him.
[08:07] Sylvia
The other dogs we have will be more
than enough for our investigation,
[08:10] Sylvia
so this isn't an issue.
[08:10] Loid
Are you really trying to
give me even more work?
[08:13] Anya
There were a lot of other Mister Dogs.
[08:15] Anya
Are the police ociffers
going to be mean to them?
[08:23] Sylvia
Don't worry your pretty little head.
[08:25] Sylvia
The dogs will be well taken care of.
[08:28] Sylvia
They'll be given soft beds and warm meals.
[08:32] Sylvia
I'm sure these dogs have had very hard lives.
[08:37] Sylvia
So make sure you take really good
care of this pup here, all right?
[08:43] Sylvia
Let's promise each other.
[08:47] Anya
Fank you very much, important lady.
[08:55] Sylvia
She's a good girl.
[08:56] Loid
You have no idea what I've been through.
[08:58] Sylvia
No, I do.
[09:00] Sylvia
I also had a daughter about her age.
[09:03] Yor
Isn't that wonderful, Miss Anya? Mister Puppy?
[09:04] Anya
Mister Dog!
[09:17] Sylvia
Thank goodness today ended peacefully.
[09:22] Loid
You're right.
[09:26] Sylvia
For now, we will be taking the dog for
the night to check him for illnesses.
[09:31] Sylvia
If there are no issues, we'll send
him to your place in the morning.
[09:35] Loid
All right.
[09:36] Loid
Now, shall we head home?
[09:38] Yor
Yes. It's been a very long day,
and I'm exhausted.
[09:42] Anya
This field trip doesn't
end until we get home.
[09:44] Anya
Don't let your guard down.
[09:46] Loid
Did you learn that at school?
This isn't a field trip.
[09:49] Yor
Don't worry, Miss Anya.
[09:51] Yor
This incident has already
been taken care of.
[10:03] Yor
Today, I defeated a bad guy
and protected the peace
[10:06] Yor
of this country without anyone knowing.
[10:11] Anya
Papa was able to stop the
bombing because of me.
[10:14] Anya
Anya saved the world!
[10:17] Loid
We protected the relationship between
the East and the West, to an extent...
[10:21] Loid
But physically, I'm done.
My stomach hurts.
[10:25] Anya
Heh.
[10:31] Announcer
And now, our next story.
[10:33] Anya
I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
[10:33] Announcer
Last night, two traffic accidents
occurred in the city, one after another.
[10:35] Anya
I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
[10:38] Anya
I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
[10:38] Announcer
Though the incidents seem unrelated,
[10:39] Loid
Calm down. He'll be here soon.
And I can't see the TV.
[10:40] Announcer
the police are investigating
for more details.
[10:46] Member
Good evening.
[10:47] Anya
Mister Dog!
[10:53] Member
Please take good care of him.
[10:58] Yor
He seems very curious about where he is.
[11:02] Anya
Wellycome to Anya's house, Mister Dog!
[11:05] Anya
This is now your home!
[11:07] Loid
You know, we should probably
give him a proper name now.
[11:10] Anya
Name...
[11:12] (Flashback) Researcher A
Number 8.
[11:13] (Flashback) Researcher A
Get out here.
[11:15] (Flashback) Researcher A
It's time for your medicine.
[11:16] (Flashback) Researcher B
Damn it, hold still!
[11:18] (Flashback) Researcher C
Here's your food. You better be grateful.
[11:23] (Flashback) Researcher D
Raise the voltage.
[11:24] (Flashback) Researcher E
But any more will...
[11:26] (Flashback) Researcher D
It doesn't matter. Even if this dog dies,
there are more where he came from.
[11:35] Yor
I wonder what's wrong.
[11:37] Anya
Are you nervous? Want a treat?
[11:40] Anya
It's okay. You're one of the Holgers now!
[11:54] Bond
Borf!
[11:57] Announcer
The summit that began yesterday
is now beginning its second day,
[12:00] Announcer
and it appears that disarmament
negotiations are going smoothly.
[12:08] Anya
I won't get any stars even though
I helped beat the bad guys?
[12:12] Loid
Correct.
[12:13] Loid
To make sure the East and the West keep
getting along, we have to keep this a secret.
[12:18] Loid
Don't go talking about it at school.
[12:20] Loid
The police will come get you,
and you'll never get to come home.
[12:28] Anya
And after we saved the world together, too.
[12:31] Yor
Come, now, Miss Anya. It's time.
[12:34] Anya
If I can't have any stars...
[12:38] Anya
The Friendship Scheme is the only way!
[12:41] Anya
I'll go to Second Son's house and
make Papa's mission a success!
[12:46] Damian
What?! You got a dog?
[12:49] Damian
Let's see which one of our dogs
is bigger! Bring him over!
[12:54] Anya
I'm just gonna keep saving the world.
[13:01] Becky
Good morning, Anya!
[13:02] Anya
Morning, pwease.
[13:05] Becky
Thank goodness. Looks like she's
gotten over her Starlight phase.
[13:09] Anya
Hear me, Becky.
[13:11] Anya
A dog has appeared at Anya's house.
[13:14] Becky
Wait, really?! Ooh, what's it like?!
What breed is it?
[13:18] Anya
Some white kind.
[13:19] Becky
How old is it?
[13:21] Anya
Dunno. He's big.
[13:23] Becky
I wonder if he's more precious
than my little Wiesel!
[13:26] Becky
I hope they can play together!
[13:28] Anya
It works!
[13:30] Becky
Hey, can I come over to your house...
[13:32] Becky
Uh, hello?!
[13:40] Damian
What do you want?
[13:43] Anya
Heh.
[13:44] Anya
I have a dog now.
[13:50] Damian
Yeah, and?
[13:58] Anya
The world is doomed...
[14:01] Emile
A single phrase to bring
a commoner to her knees.
[14:03] Emile
Brilliant, Lord Damian.
[14:05] Damian
Huh? Did I say something that mean?
[14:08] Ewen
I marvel at your wit!
[14:09] Damian
Huh?
[14:10] Anya
Sniffle, sniffle...
[14:10] Emile
I'm sure it's just some filthy mutt.
[14:17] Damian
What's... the dog's name?
[14:26] Anya
His name...
[14:27] Damian
Yeah. I guess I don't mind asking.
[14:31] Anya
Dog?
[14:37] Damian
You're not worthy of owning
a dog. I've wasted my time.
[14:40] Anya
Shock!
[14:47] Becky
What?
[14:48] Becky
You want to know how to name a dog?
[14:50] Becky
Hmm... Maybe name him
after a cute food or a flower?
[14:55] Anya
Food... Peanuts?
[14:58] Becky
But your doggie is really big, right?
"Peanuts" might be weird, then.
[15:01] Becky
You need to consider his appearance, too.
[15:04] Anya
Appearance...
[15:06] Anya
Old Man Hair?
[15:08] Becky
You might be better off letting
your mama or papa name him.
[15:12] Anya
Anya has bad taste?
[15:21] Anya
Papa, Mama, Anya has returned.
[15:29] Yor
Welcome home.
[15:30] Yor
Oh, my. You're such good friends.
[15:33] Anya
Save me! He's gonna eat me!
[15:36] Loid
Maybe we should take him for a walk.
[15:38] Anya
Walk!
[15:40] Yor
There's a dog park near the library.
[15:45] Anya
Woof, woof, woof-woof! Woof, woof, woof-woof!
[15:49] Anya
Papa! Anya wants to hold the leash, too.
[15:52] Loid
You're not ready for that.
He'll drag you around everywhere.
[15:56] Loid
Though he's been trained before,
he still needs household training.
[16:00] Loid
You'll need to learn lots of things, too.
[16:03] Loid
Like how to feed him, praise him,
scold him, et cetera.
[16:07] Loid
You need to be prepared to
take care of him until the end.
[16:10] Anya
Yep.
[16:11] Loid
By the way, have you come
up with a name for him?
[16:13] Anya
My naming abilities are dismal.
[16:17] Loid
Huh? All right...
[16:19] Loid
A simple name that's easy for him to
understand and for us to say would be best.
[16:23] Loid
Apparently, dogs can't tell
consonants apart very well,
[16:26] Loid
so we'd be better off giving him
a name with strong vowel sounds.
[16:30] Loid
Especially A, U, or O.
[16:33] Anya
This is hard...
[16:34] Yor
They can't tell causes of death apart well?
[16:38] Yor
Would you prefer to bleed to death?
[16:40] Yor
Or perhaps be crushed to death?
[16:42] Yor
Stop being so unreasonable!
[16:46] Loid
I guess we can figure that out once
we know more about his personality.
[16:58] Anya
A dog park!
[17:06] Anya
Hup!
[17:09] Anya
Run around and play, Mister Dog!
Or this will just be an Anya park!
[17:13] Girl
Here we go, Leo!
[17:15] Girl
Go!
[17:21] Anya
Okay!
[17:22] Anya
Mister Dog! We'll do that, too!
[17:28] Anya
Hi-yah!
[17:37] Anya
Maybe this doesn't work
if you don't have a name.
[17:42] Anya
Excuse me.
[17:46] Anya
What is this Mister Dog's name?
[17:49] Anya
How did you pick its name?
[17:50] Anya
Tell me your secrets!
[17:52] Yor
Don't run off too far!
[17:57] Anya
Your name is Lucky Vanilla Princess III!
[18:03] Anya
Then how about Atomic Angel Charlie General?!
[18:08] Yor
Miss Anya seems to be having a lot of fun.
[18:12] Loid
"Be prepared to take care
of him until the end."
[18:20] Loid
I may have no right to say those words.
[18:24] Loid
Once this mission is over, there will
be no more use for the Forgers.
[18:28] Loid
My relationship with these two ends there.
[18:30] Loid
Of course, I'll do my best to
follow up with them.
[18:34] Loid
But this terrorist incident
has reminded me yet again
[18:37] Loid
that this peace between the East and the West
[18:40] Loid
is nothing more than a façade.
[18:42] Loid
I must ensure that this cold war
ends as soon as possible.
[18:45] Loid
That will be the optimal future.
[18:49] Loid
Hey, it's time to head home now.
[18:53] Loid
You'll be studying once we get home.
[18:55] Anya
Shock!
[18:56] Anya
Huh? Huh, wha? Oh no, oh no, oh no...
[19:00] Anya
I lost my gloves. Where did they go?
[19:04] Yor
Did you drop them somewhere?
[19:06] Anya
Those are Anya's favorites!
[19:15] Yor
I don't see them anywhere.
[19:24] Anya
Anya's gloves!
[19:26] Anya
Give them back!
[19:29] Bulldog
Me find! My precious!
[19:47] Old Lady
How dare you?! What do you think
you're doing to my sweet baby?!
[19:51] Old Lady
Get lost, you stupid stray!
[19:52] Old Lady
Aw, did he scare you?
[19:57] Anya
Thank you, Mister Dog.
[20:00] (Flashback) Bondman
I've returned with the tummy warmer
[20:03] (Flashback) Bondman
that was stolen by the evil
organization, Princess Honey.
[20:05] (Flashback) Princess Honey
Oh, thank you, Bondman!
[20:08] (Flashback) Princess Honey
It is a very important gift that
my late mother gave me!
[20:12] Anya
You're like Bondman.
You got these back for me.
[20:16] Anya
Oh, yeah. You're wearing gloves, too.
[20:21] Loid
What's the matter?
[20:24] Anya
Papa! I know Mister Dog's name now!
[20:33] Anya
Mister Dog's name is Bond!
[20:35] Loid
"Bond" from "Bondman," eh? Not bad.
[20:40] Anya
That tickles!
[20:41] Yor
It looks like he approves!
And his collar fits perfectly.
[20:49] Anya
Okay, Bond. I will now give
you your first mission.
[20:53] Anya
Eat every last kibble of this dog food!
[20:58] Loid
Don't give him too much.
[21:07] Anya
That was neither good nor bad.
[21:11] Anya
Ah, you need to go potty.
[21:13] Anya
Follow me, Bond.
[21:17] Anya
Behold, this is your potty.
[21:20] Anya
If you go anywhere else, Mama might get
mad, 'cause she likes everything tidy.
[21:24] Anya
So be cautious as you go.
[21:35] Anya
He had to poo. Stinky.
[21:39] Anya
Okay, Bond. We'll be
watching this cartoon next.
[21:42] Anya
I will teach you of your roots!
[21:46] Loid
Hey, I told you that you need to study.
[21:48] Loid
You'd better be ready by
the time I finish my bath.
[21:55] Loid
Those little...
[22:07] Yor
Loid, Loid!
[22:10] Yor
Look.
[22:12] Loid
What is it?
[22:14] Yor
They wore themselves out
playing and fell asleep.
[22:18] Yor
Oh, my goodness! Is this a
little angel in our midst?!
[22:23] Loid
I guess we'll let her off the hook for today.
[22:25] Yor
Indeed.
SIGN YOR'S KITCHEN
THE INFORMANT'S GREAT ROMANCE PLAN
E16 - Yor's Kitchen - The Informant's Great Romance Plan
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[00:08] Loid
Lately... Yor's been coming home late.
[00:13] Loid
Neither of us dig deeply
into the other's private life,
[00:17] Loid
so I don't usually ask questions.
[00:24] Anya
Papa, is it dinner time yet?
[00:27] Loid
Once Yor gets home.
[00:30] Anya
Bond, tell me what we're
having for dinner tonight!
[00:39] Yor
I'm home.
[00:43] Loid
A gloomy, somber expression, and...
[00:46] Loid
several cuts all over her hands.
[00:50] Anya
Welcome home, Mama.
[00:52] Yor
Why, thank you, Miss Anya.
[00:55] Loid
Welcome home.
[00:57] Loid
Should we start dinner?
[00:58] Yor
Oh...
[01:00] Yor
I'm not hungry, so you two
can go ahead and eat.
[01:06] Loid
All right...
[01:11] Loid
Yor, are you...
[01:25] Anya
Mama's going to cry? But why?
[01:39] Yor
If I fail this, I...
[01:44] Yor
I might lose those two.
[03:18] Worker A
Great job today.
[03:20] Worker B
You, too.
[03:21] Camilla
Great job today.
[03:23] Millie
Hey, Camilla. Do you wanna
go out for some drinks?
[03:26] Camilla
Er...
[03:29] Camilla
Nah, I'm good.
[03:30] Sharon
Wait, didn't you say you had a date today?
[03:33] Millie
He canceled on me at the last minute.
[03:42] Employee
Thank you!
[04:22] Camilla
Are we really doing this again?
[04:32] Camilla
Also...
[04:33] Camilla
Are those tomatoes?!
[04:35] Camilla
They're clearly crushed!
What's wrong with you?!
[04:38] Dominic
Hey, Yor. You're really serious about this.
[04:41] Yor
Thank you for having me over.
[04:42] Camilla
This is all your fault, by the way!
If you hadn't said what you did...
SIGN YOR'S KITCHEN
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[04:49] (Flashback) Camilla
What?
[04:50] (Flashback) Camilla
You want to learn how to cook?
[04:52] (Flashback) Yor
Yes!
[04:54] (Flashback) Yor
My husband was stuck in the
bathroom for a whole day
[04:56] (Flashback) Yor
because of the breakfast
I made the other day!
[04:59] (Flashback) Millie
Wow, that sucks.
[05:01] (Flashback) Yor
At this rate, our marriage is in danger!
[05:03] Yor
Meaning my work is in danger!
[05:05] (Flashback) Yor
Would any of you kindly be able to teach me?
[05:09] (Flashback) Sharon
Uh...
[05:10] (Flashback) Sharon
Er... Our housekeeper makes our food.
[05:14] (Flashback) Camilla
Go to a class or something.
[05:16] (Flashback) Millie
I know how to open cans!
[05:18] (Flashback) Dominic
Heya, what are you girls talking about?
[05:23] (Flashback) Dominic
Oh, hey! She's a great cook.
[05:25] (Flashback) Camilla
Hey!
[05:27] (Flashback) Yor
P-Please, Camilla!
[05:30] (Flashback) Camilla
No! Why should I?
[05:33] (Flashback) Dominic
Oh, come on. Teach her.
[05:35] (Flashback) Dominic
Alrighty, let's meet up at her place.
[05:38] (Flashback) Camilla
Uh, hello?!
[05:44] Yor
I look forward to learning
even more from you today!
[05:47] Camilla
This is literally the worst.
[05:49] Dominic
Don't be like that.
[05:51] Camilla
Just so you know, you get to
taste all the food again!
[05:54] Camilla
The responsibility's yours!
[05:55] Dominic
Oh, about that... I actually invited
someone over just for that.
[06:01] Yuri
Yahoo! Hey, Sis!
[06:04] Yor
Yuri!
[06:06] Yuri
I was told that I'd be
able to eat your cooking.
[06:09] Yor
Um...
[06:11] Camilla
So this is Yor's little brother?
[06:13] Camilla
He seemed different in the pictur—
[06:16] Yuri
Thank you for having me over, Camilla!
[06:17] Yuri
And thank you for always
looking after my sister!
[06:20] Camilla
Uh-huh...
[06:21] Yuri
So are you having a party of some sort today?
[06:26] Yuri
What? A cooking class?
[06:28] Yor
Don't tell Loid and Miss Anya.
I want to secretly get better!
[06:33] Yuri
Curses! She wants to cook for Loidy!
[06:36] Yuri
Now I'm conflicted!
[06:38] Yor
Today, I thought I'd try cooking minestrone.
[06:42] Camilla
Seriously, why do you keep buying
things you don't need for this?
[06:45] Camilla
What are you even going to use this for?
[06:47] Yor
I'm sorry. I thought using a variety
of ingredients would make it better.
[06:53] Camilla
Okay, first, peel your potatoes.
[06:56] Yor
Of course!
[06:58] Camilla
How does this happen when
you're just peeling potatoes?!
[07:00] Camilla
There's a whole sea of blood!
[07:02] Yor
Th-This weapon is just so hard to use!
[07:05] Camilla
The peeler is not a weapon!
[07:07] Yuri
Sis, I brought you some bandages!
[07:09] Yor
Oh, but I am handy with a knife!
[07:13] Camilla
I keep telling you that
you're cutting it too thin!
[07:16] Camilla
Just cut it normally!
[07:17] Yuri
You're amazing, Sis!
[07:21] Camilla
Hello?! Why'd you cut through
the cutting board, too?!
[07:24] Camilla
That was one of my favorites!
[07:26] Yor
I'm so sorry! I'll pay for it!
[07:28] Yuri
You're amazing, Sis!
[07:31] Camilla
Seriously, what is wrong with you?!
[07:33] Camilla
How did you ever get married?!
[07:35] Camilla
Leave!
[07:37] Yuri
Who is this woman?
[07:39] Yuri
She's being rude to my sister.
Maybe I'll execute her.
[07:43] Camilla
Yeah, Yor, you're hopeless. Just give it up.
[07:47] Camilla
You might as well divorce that hottie.
[07:49] Yor
Oh, no!
[07:51] Yuri
Hey, that's a great idea.
[07:53] Yuri
Yes, divorce him, Sis.
[08:02] Yor
Please, Camilla!
[08:04] Yor
If Loid divorces me, I'll... I'll...
[08:08] Yor
I'll have to worry about
getting arrested again!
[08:17] Camilla
Hurry up and get your ingredients simmering.
[08:20] Camilla
I'll show you how to season
everything as we go along.
[08:23] Camilla
Hurry up and make the thing
so you can go home already.
[08:26] Dominic
She's actually pretty nice.
Just... a bit prickly.
[08:31] Yor
Camilla has always been a good person.
[08:33] Camilla
Hey!
[08:37] Yor
Well, in any case... my first dish is complete.
[08:43] Dominic
Hey, Yuri! You're up!
[08:45] Dominic
Make sure it's not pois—
I mean, that it's delicious!
[08:47] Yuri
Really? I can?
[08:53] Yuri
Down the hatch!
[08:55] Yuri
Aah...
[08:57] Yuri
It's so good!
[09:00] Yuri
This is really great, Sis!
[09:02] Yuri
Oh, this takes me back! It tastes
just like your old cooking!
[09:04] Yor
Oh, my.
[09:06] Camilla
Uh... You're throwing up,
though. So which is it?
[09:25] Camilla
How could you possibly end up with that?
[09:28] Camilla
Did you listen to a word I said?
[09:30] Yor
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[09:31] Yuri
Sis, is there any more?
[09:35] Camilla
You weren't ready for minestrone yet.
[09:37] Camilla
Let's try something easier, like meatballs.
[09:41] Yor
Okay!
[09:45] Yuri
Yum, yum, yum!
[09:46] Yuri
It's so good that I'm sweating
for unknown reasons!
[09:48] Yuri
The more I savor each bite, the more
I see my life flash before my eyes!
[09:53] Yuri
Huh? Is that you over there, Mom?
[09:55] Dominic
Yuri, stop! You need to stop for a sec!
[09:58] Camilla
That's right. Yor and her brother
grew up without their parents.
[10:03] Camilla
I guess your sense of taste
got so messed up because
[10:06] Camilla
this train wreck was the
only one eating your food.
[10:08] Yuri
Train wreck?!
[10:09] Yor
Shock.
[10:10] Yor
I figured it'd be fine as long as he
was getting all the right nutrients.
[10:14] Dominic
Yuri... Thank goodness you grew up healthy.
[10:18] Camilla
Do you happen to remember
[10:20] Camilla
anything your parents made
for you that was really good?
[10:24] Camilla
Just curious.
[10:26] Yor
Hmm... Do you remember anything, Yuri?
[10:30] Yuri
Mom's cooking?
[10:32] Yuri
Hmm... I only remember it vaguely,
[10:35] Yuri
but didn't she make something
like stew often?
[10:37] Yuri
That was really warm and yummy.
[10:39] Yor
Oh! The one that had the fried egg on top!
[10:43] Camilla
Okay, let's try making that.
[10:46] Camilla
Try really hard to remember the taste.
[10:49] Camilla
It probably uses a simple southern stew base.
[10:53] Yuri
Whoa!
[10:54] Camilla
Once it comes to a boil, turn off the heat.
[10:56] Camilla
I'm pretty sure it should
have paprika powder in it.
[10:58] Yor
Right!
[10:59] Camilla
Make sure it doesn't burn.
[11:01] Camilla
And use the right amount
of salt and pepper.
[11:03] Yor
Understood!
[11:12] Camilla
You know, Yor, you seem different now.
[11:16] Camilla
You seemed more robotic
and boring before.
[11:21] Yor
Huh? Wha? Really?
[11:25] Yor
P-Perhaps it's because I got married.
[11:28] Camilla
Huh?
[11:29] Camilla
What're you humble bragging for?
[11:31] Camilla
You just changed your makeup
a little or something.
[11:34] Yor
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
[11:36] Dominic
Come on, now. You're a fine,
lovely lady yourself, Camilla.
[11:40] Dominic
You should be more confident.
[11:41] Camilla
Hey!
[11:43] Dominic
Anyway, this is the first time
something's actually smelled good!
[11:46] Dominic
I think this one might
actually be a success!
[12:01] Camilla
Hey, it's not bad.
[12:07] Yuri
It's really good!
[12:08] Yuri
But it also feels like something's missing.
[12:13] Camilla
Where are you from, Yor?
[12:16] Yor
Eastern Nielsberg.
[12:21] Camilla
I think people in that region
might add sour cream to it.
[12:50] Camilla
I'm exhausted.
[12:56] Camilla
What?
[12:58] Dominic
Oh, I was just admiring how cute you are.
[13:04] Camilla
Shut up.
[13:08] Loid
Wait.
[13:11] Loid
Okay!
[13:14] Loid
Looks like he's naturally intelligent.
[13:16] Loid
I'll start defense training
with him immediately.
[13:21] Anya
Papa, Anya can't wait any longer. Too hungry.
[13:26] Loid
It is pretty late.
[13:28] Yor
I'm sorry I'm so late.
[13:31] Loid
Welcome home, Yor.
[13:37] Loid
Hm? What's that?
[13:41] Yor
Loid...
[13:46] Yor
Tonight, I'll make dinner!
[13:49] Loid
Shock!
[13:49] Anya
Shock!
[13:52] Loid
You were learning how to cook?
[13:54] Yor
I'm sorry I kept it a secret.
[13:56] Loid
So that's why...
[13:58] Loid
This is southern stew?
[14:00] Yor
Yes. My mother often made it for us.
[14:07] Yor
It's finished! The fried egg
isn't quite a fried egg, but...
[14:12] Yor
Please enjoy!
[14:17] Loid
It smells like... it's safe.
[14:19] Anya
My last supper...
[14:27] Loid
It's delicious!
[14:27] Anya
It's yummy!
[14:30] Anya
Anya likes this.
[14:31] Loid
It has quite a soothing taste.
[14:44] Loid
Huh? What's wrong, Yor?
[14:47] Yor
I'm sorry. I just saw your faces, and I think...
[14:50] Yor
I was just so relieved.
[14:55] Yor
I thought I needed to protect this life
so that I could continue killing.
[15:02] Yor
But to think that having
them acknowledge me...
[15:05] Yor
having them smile...
[15:08] Yor
would simply...
[15:10] Yor
make me this happy.
[15:16] Yor
I feel a little more confident now...
[15:18] Yor
as the wife and mother
of the Forger family!
[15:23] Loid
I'll continue to count on you from now on.
[15:25] Yor
Oh, right! I actually made one
more dish, if you'd like to try it!
[15:31] Yor
This is an original dish that I came up with.
[15:33] Anya
I'll eat some!
[15:53] Loid
Why'd you call me out here?
[16:00] Franky
I fell in love with a girl.
[16:04] Loid
I see. Good for you.
[16:06] Loid
See ya.
[16:06] Franky
Hold on! Hear me out, damn it!
SIGN THE INFORMANT'S GREAT ROMANCE PLAN
[16:10] Loid
What? Tell you how to have a successful date?
[16:14] Franky
Well, you're a pro at this stuff, aren't you?
[16:18] Loid
The secret is hard work. Bye.
[16:21] Franky
Wait, you insensitive jerk!
[16:22] Franky
Don't make me sell your
info to the secret police!
[16:28] Franky
No, no! I was just kidding!
[16:30] Franky
Hey, I know! You said you wanted me to make
you a new small recording device, didn't you?
[16:34] Franky
I'll do that for you for free
if you'll throw me a bone here!
[16:38] Franky
Okay?
[16:41] Franky
Her name is Monica McBride.
[16:44] Franky
She works at a cigar club on Fifth Street.
[16:47] Franky
She's 25 years old, and her
birthday is September 20th.
[16:50] Franky
Her blood type is O.
[16:52] Franky
She's 162 centimeters tall,
and she weighs 46 kilograms.
[16:56] Franky
She currently lives with her
mother and younger sister.
[16:59] Franky
Her hobby is watching movies, and her
favorite movie is Ber-Ber-Berlint.
[17:03] Franky
Her childhood nickname is Moppea, and—
[17:07] Loid
You're a stalker.
[17:08] Franky
Don't judge me! You find out every
last detail about people, too!
[17:12] Loid
I do that for work.
[17:14] Franky
You dumbass!
[17:15] Franky
When you're really in love,
[17:17] Franky
finding out everything you can about the
other person is what makes you a man!
[17:21] Loid
Well, if you've found
out this much about her,
[17:24] Loid
I'm sure you can figure the rest out, too.
[17:26] Franky
You dumbass!
SIGN They are whispering
[17:28] Franky
You intelligence people have separate
departments for data gathering,
[17:31] Franky
assessing, and analyzing data!
[17:32] Franky
I'm an expert at gathering!
[17:34] Loid
Is it worth bragging about?
[17:37] Franky
Please! I'm serious about this!
[17:39] Franky
I don't even get cigars, but I'm smoking
them every day just so I can see her!
[17:43] Franky
Please show this pitiful scruff some mercy!
[17:51] Loid
So I just need to analyze your potential
date and come up with a plan, right?
[17:54] Franky
Thank you so much, Lord Twilight!
[17:57] Franky
You're my president!
[17:59] Loid
Just shut up and wait a second.
[18:05] Loid
Okay, done.
[18:08] Loid
I created a conversational flow chart
based on what kind of person she is.
[18:15] Loid
First, you're going to ask her question one.
[18:18] Loid
For example, about her favorite food. Yes.
SIGN Favorite Food
[18:20] Loid
From there, I wrote down her most
probable answers, A, B, C, and D.
SIGN A. Strawberries
SIGN B. Nukazuke
SIGN C. Tapioca
SIGN D. Pizza
SIGN Favorite Food
[18:25] Loid
Then I added the best response
you can give to each choice,
SIGN Cute
SIGN Cool
SIGN Don't see that nowadays
SIGN Goes great with beer
SIGN Favorite Food
SIGN A. Strawberries
SIGN B. Nukazuke
SIGN C. Tapioca
SIGN D. Pizza
[18:29] Loid
and then I added her possible responses—again,
as A, B, C, and D—along with your next response.
SIGN A. Thanks
B. You think so?
C. That's great
D. What about you?
A. You think so?
B. It's so good
C. Cool...
D. What about you?
A. Right?
B. That's mean
C. That's true
D. What about you?
A. I get you
B. I don't drink beer
C. Nah, not really
D. What about you?
SIGN Favorite Food
SIGN A. Strawberries
B. Nukazuke
C. Tapioca
D. Pizza
SIGN Cute
Cool
Don't see that nowadays
Goes great with beer
SIGN Seriously cute
Yes, you are cute
Glad to hear it
I like it, too
Cute, though
Right?
It's awesome
I like it, too
I want some, though
Just kidding
We agree on a lot
I like it, too
Beer's so good
You should try it
Just kidding
I like it, too
[18:36] Loid
Just memorize this chart, go with the flow,
[18:40] Loid
and choose your answers
appropriately, and you're sure to—
[18:42] Franky
How am I supposed to do that, you dumbass?!
[18:43] Franky
That's tens of thousands of possibilities!
[18:45] Franky
What the hell is "appropriate," anyway?!
[18:48] Franky
I need an actual idiot-proof scenario!
[18:51] Loid
If something like that existed,
it wouldn't be difficult to be in intelligence.
[18:55] Loid
Hmm...
[18:57] Loid
I guess I could disguise myself and
give you instructions from behind—
[19:00] Franky
I don't want you to hear our conversation!
[19:02] Loid
Then you're just going to have
to practice having conversations.
[19:06] Franky
Really? With you? Gross.
[19:10] Franky
No, I'm just kidding! Please help me!
SIGN He put on a disguise anyway
[19:32] Franky
Okay, I think I might have a chance.
[19:35] Franky
Tomorrow, I shall use the
strategic art of conversation
[19:38] Franky
in my attempt to make Monica fall for me!
[19:41] Franky
Stand by to hear the report later.
[19:44] Loid
I don't need to hear the report.
[19:47] Loid
He looks like he's knocking on death's door.
Is he gonna be able to handle this?
[19:56] Monica
Welcome.
[19:59] Monica
Ah, you came by again, Franky.
[20:04] Franky
I-I-I look forward to, uh, um—
[20:11] Anya
An ooting! An ooting!
[20:15] Anya
Anya wants to go to an obstacle course today.
[20:18] Yor
That sounds like fun.
[20:24] Anya
Scruffy Head!
[20:26] Franky
The Forgers.
[20:30] Anya
Anya's going to an obstacle course!
[20:33] Franky
Oh, that sounds like fun.
[20:35] Loid
Hey, didn't you...
[20:37] Franky
Oh, my date?
[20:40] Franky
I managed to ask her out just fine,
[20:42] Franky
but she went home because
she forgot to turn off her gas.
[20:46] Franky
She said she'd go to a
movie with me another day.
[20:49] Franky
Not bad, right?
[20:50] Franky
Man, now I've got all this free time,
so I guess I'll go get a drink.
[20:56] Franky
What's your problem?!
[21:02] Franky
Damn it! Why do they only ever
care about your looks?!
[21:05] Franky
She could've at least
gone on one date with me!
[21:07] Franky
She didn't have to turn me down so hard!
[21:09] Barkeep
Sir...
[21:11] Franky
Shut up! What the hell's your problem?
[21:12] Franky
Come on! Get me another beer!
The cheapest one you've got!
[21:16] Franky
And I said I'd make that
thing for free now.
[21:20] Franky
I'm broke and have no girlfriend.
[21:25] Barkeep
Here's a Macallan 18-year on the rocks, sir.
[21:29] Franky
I didn't ask for this expensive-ass drink!
[21:31] Franky
I just said I was broke.
[21:33] Barkeep
It's from that customer over there.
[21:35] Franky
Huh?
[21:39] Loid
H-Hey, what a coincidence.
[21:42] Loid
I felt like drinking, too.
[21:45] Franky
Twi—Loid...
[21:51] Franky
Hey... What happened to the obstacle course?
[21:54] Loid
Yor's taking care of it.
[21:58] Franky
What the hell? You here to laugh at me?
[22:02] Loid
You always say so yourself...
[22:05] Loid
People like us can't become
emotionally attached to others.
[22:11] Loid
Even if you did go out with her,
it probably wouldn't work out.
[22:17] Franky
Says the guy with a wife and kid.
[22:20] Loid
They're just a part of my mission.
[22:22] Franky
Damn it!
[22:23] Franky
I'm gonna get drunk on your dime today!
[22:26] Loid
I'll keep you company.
SIGN CARRY OUT THE GRIFFIN PLAN
FULLMETAL LADY
OMELET RICE♥
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SIGN CARRY OUT THE GRIFFIN PLAN
[01:42] Becky
Morning, Anya!
[01:44] Anya
Morning, pwease, Becky.
[01:46] Becky
Did you see yesterday's
episode of Berlint in Love?
[01:49] Becky
The two characters finally reunited
after overcoming so many obstacles!
[01:53] Becky
Oh, and my heart just wouldn't stop pounding
at the embrace scene with Vincent!
[01:57] Anya
I like cartoons more than dramas.
[02:00] Becky
Oh, you're still such a child, Anya.
[02:04] Becky
You're probably not interested
in romance at all, are you?
[02:07] Becky
I take back what I said about you being mature.
[02:10] Anya
Are you talking about flirty stuff?
[02:12] Becky
I guess you're too young to understand yet.
[02:15] Becky
If you have love, you can even fly!
[02:19] Anya
Liar.
[02:20] Becky
You never know when it'll happen.
[02:20] Emile
Hmph! Look at them getting all excited over
something so stupid first thing in the morning.
[02:25] Ewen
Our midterms are coming up soon, too.
I wonder if those two are even studying.
[02:29] Anya
Oh, Second Son.
[02:33] Anya
Previously on SPY x FAMILY*...
[02:35] Anya
Second Son couldn't understand*
how awesome Bond is,
[02:38] Anya
meaning Anya had failed
the Friendship Scheme.
[02:41] Anya Playing Damian
If you can think up an
awesome name for your dog,
SIGN He never said this
[02:44] Anya Playing Damian
I'll let you come over to my house.
SIGN Second Son's House
[02:49] Anya
Will Anya be able to overcome
Second Son's bullying
[02:52] Anya
and complete her mission?
[02:55] Anya
Anya's battle continues.
[02:58] Anya
Fank you very much for watching.
[03:01] Anya
So for that reason,
I brought a secret weapon today.
[03:06] Anya
I asked Papa yesterday to have another
family photo taken, this time with Bond.
[03:11] Anya
If I show him this...
[03:14] Anya Playing Damian
Whoa! What the heck is this giant dog?
[03:17] Anya Playing Damian
Let's battle to see whose dog is stronger!
[03:19] Anya Playing Damian
I'm sorry for ignoring you the other day.
[03:21] Anya
His name is Bond.
[03:31] Anya
Oh, noes.
[03:33] Anya
I have dropped the photo with
my very cool dog in it.
[03:38] Anya
Anya is so clumsy...
[03:42] Damian
The range of possible questions
for the exam is so wide.
[03:45] Emile
It really is!
[03:49] Anya
Shock!
[03:51] Becky
Oh, for crying out loud. Just leave them be!
[03:54] Becky
This is why a mature guy is so
much better than those children.
[03:59] Becky
Oh, come on, Anya. You dropped something.
[04:07] Becky
He's so amazing...
[04:10] Becky
Who in the world is this
unbelievably hot guy?!
[04:13] Becky
Are you telling me this is your father?
[04:15] Becky
Hello?! You never told me about him!
[04:17] Becky
Introduce me to him!
[04:19] Becky
Well? What's his name? Is he
seeing someone right now?
[04:24] Anya
Papa is married to Mama!
[04:27] Becky
Hey, I'll be keeping this picture, okay?
[04:31] Becky
Thank you!
[04:33] Anya
Give that back! I need to show Second Son!
[04:36] Becky
He's so hot!
[04:36] Emile
Ugh! They're so obnoxious.
[04:43] Henderson
We will now begin your
arts and crafts class,
[04:46] Henderson
but because Master Rodin is out sick today,
[04:49] Henderson
I will be acting as your
substitute instructor.
[04:52] Henderson
Your assignment today will be making
a 3D object out of these materials.
[04:58] Henderson
The theme will be "animals."
[05:00] Henderson
First, we will be randomly
dividing you into groups.
[05:03] Henderson
Each group will only be given
a limited number of resources,
[05:07] Henderson
so you will need to discuss their
use with your groupmates.
[05:10] Kids
Yes, sir.
[05:11] Henderson
Group one: Herman Clark,
Edward Perkshire, Paler Nomney...
[05:14] Emile
This sounds like a fun class!
[05:16] Ewen
What are you going to make?
[05:17] Emile
I'm—
[05:18] Damian
Hmph. This is some dumb kid's game.
[05:20] Damian
I don't have time for this.
[05:22] Ewen
A-Absolutely!
[05:25] Student A
I heard from someone in Class 2 that
[05:27] Student A
important people from the school are
going to come look at our projects.
[05:30] Student B
Wow... This might actually
affect our grades.
[05:34] Damian
Hmm... I guess I'll take
this somewhat seriously.
[05:38] Damian
Hey, you two. Don't hold me back
if we end up in the same group.
[05:42] Emile and Ewen
Uh...
[05:44] Henderson
Next, group four:
Damian Desmond, Anya Forger...
[05:50] Anya
This is my chance!
[05:52] Damian
God damn it!
[05:53] Damian
I had a feeling this would happen!
[05:56] Damian
You! Don't you dare think
of getting in my way!
[06:01] Becky
Aw, we ended up in different groups, Anya.
[06:04] Anya
Gimme back the picture.
I need to show Second Son.
[06:07] Becky
What?
[06:09] Becky
But you said I could have it.
[06:11] Anya
I did not!
[06:12] Becky
Make sure you give me a different
photo if you have one!
[06:13] Henderson
I say, have a seat, you two.
[06:18] Anya
Now I'll just have to...
[06:19] Anya
use these materials...
[06:21] Anya
to create a cool-looking Bond
and show it off to Second Son.
[06:26] Henderson
All right, begin.
[06:28] Girl student 1
I'm going to make a bunny!
[06:30] Boy student 2
Me, too!
[06:31] Boy student 3
Do you have enough paper?
[06:34] Student A
Let me see that pen next.
[06:36] Henderson
Of course, their creativity
and ability to share
[06:39] Henderson
limited materials within a group
will affect their marks,
[06:44] Henderson
but we must truly pay attention
to their restraint.
[06:47] Henderson
Cooperation, flexibility, enthusiasm,
and uniqueness are also...
[06:53] Henderson
Hmm?
[06:56] Henderson
Becky Blackbell, what is that you're making?
[07:01] Becky
It's Anya's father!
[07:03] Henderson
Loid Forger?! This is too* unique!
[07:06] Becky
Also, you can put on the combat suit
my family's company is making...
[07:13] Becky
As an optional item!
[07:15] Henderson
Er, I commend you for
your elegant creativity,
[07:17] Henderson
but I told you the theme was "animals."
[07:19] Henderson
Start over!
[07:23] Becky
Master Henderson...
[07:25] Becky
In the end, humans are animals, too.
[07:28] Henderson
'Tis true!
[07:30] Henderson
Very well. I'll allow this, Blackbell.
[07:33] Henderson
You win this time.
[07:34] Becky
Oh, but my sweet Loid must be
a super-intellectual person,
[07:38] Becky
so calling him an animal is rude.
[07:39] Becky
I'll make something else.
[07:41] Girl student
Huh?!
[07:44] Anya
Finished!
[08:06] Anya
His name is Bond.
[08:12] Damian
So you're into naming garbage?
[08:19] Anya
Operation Dog has reached its end.
[08:21] Ewen
What operation? Also, that
was supposed to be a dog?
[08:25] Emile
What are you making, Lord Damian?
[08:27] Damian
Hm?
[08:30] Damian
A griffin, just like the one in my family crest.
[08:32] Emile
Impressive as ever, Lord Damian!
What an outstanding choice!
[08:37] Anya
Griffin?
[08:39] Anya
Are they related to Mister Chimera?
[08:42] Damian
I'm going to need a lot of paper,
so you guys better use it sparingly.
[08:46] Student C
Huh?
[08:46] Ewen
But of course!
[08:49] Damian
Since my family name is involved,
I can't make anything bad.
[08:52] Damian
I know! If I can make this thing amazing...
[08:57] Damian
Father, look.
[08:59] Damian
I created the heraldic beast
of the Desmond family.
[09:02] Desmond
Oho, quite impressive indeed.
[09:05] Desmond
You've accurately depicted our
family's dignity and elegance.
[09:10] Desmond
You are truly the pride of
the Desmond family, Damian.
[09:18] Damian
If only...
[09:22] Anya
Second Son, Anya will help
you make your griffin!
[09:25] Anya Playing Damian
Really? You're so nice!
[09:27] Anya Playing Damian
Thank you!
[09:29] Anya Playing Damian
Look, Father! Isn't this griffin amazing?
[09:32] Anya Playing Damian
Miss Anya helped make half of it!
[09:36] Anya Playing Desmond
You have excellent taste, Anya!
[09:39] Anya Playing Desmond
I would love to see your
parents! Bring them here!
[09:45] Anya
Mission complete.
[09:50] Anya
Operation Dog is now*
Operation Griffin. It's perfect.
[09:54] Student C
Huh?
[09:55] Damian
Will I have enough time and
materials to finish it, though?
[09:59] Damian
These wings are gonna be a pain.
[10:01] Anya
Second Son.
[10:02] Damian
Huh?
[10:04] Anya
Anya will help you make that thing.
[10:08] Anya
You can use my paper.
[10:10] Damian
Huh? What are you talking about?
Make your own!
[10:14] Anya
I'm already done.
[10:15] Damian
You're going to turn that in? Are you insane?!
[10:19] Anya
I want to help you out.
[10:22] Damian
F-F-F...
[10:24] Damian
Fine! Whatever!
[10:26] Becky
Ooh, what's this? Is that
what's going on, Anya?
[10:31] Becky
I was wondering why she was
so obsessed with him.
[10:35] Damian
Then you can make its hind legs.
[10:38] Anya
Okey-dokey.
[10:40] Henderson
Oh? So they're going to make
a masterpiece together.
[10:45] Henderson
Most intriguing, Forger and Desmond.
[10:52] Anya
All done.
[10:53] Damian
Huh? What are those?
[10:55] Damian
I told you to make legs.
[10:57] Anya
I made it jet engines so it can go zoom!
[11:04] Damian
No one asked you to put weird stuff on it!
[11:08] Damian
Never mind! Make the feathers instead!
[11:10] Anya
Leave it to me.
[11:12] Anya
Ta-da!
[11:14] Damian
Don't "ta-da" me!
[11:15] Damian
They're all sloppy and uneven!
[11:17] Damian
Do you really think it can fly
with that many feathers?!
[11:19] Anya
Don't worry. It has jet engines,
so it can still fly.
[11:22] Damian
I'm not using those!
[11:24] Damian
Just butt out! How could you
waste this much paper?!
[11:26] Damian
You're so useless!
[11:28] Anya
Shock!
[11:30] Student C
Damian, I think that's a little harsh.
[11:32] Damian
Shut up! Hand over your paper, too!
[11:35] Student C
What?
[11:36] Henderson
I cannot let this pass!
[11:39] Henderson
Not elegant!
[11:43] Henderson
Would you call your actions
gentlemanly, Desmond?
[11:49] Damian
But... Damn it.
[11:51] Damian
It's no use. I won't be able to complete
it properly because of that shrimp.
[11:55] Damian
I really wanted to show this to Father.
[12:00] Henderson
You do not need to rush, Desmond.
[12:04] Henderson
Just do everything you can
within your limits right now.
[12:09] Damian
But that's not enough!
[12:18] Henderson
Time is up!
[12:19] Henderson
Make sure you line up your
creations in the hallway.
[12:22] Students
Hey, look!
[12:24] Emile
Your giraffe's legs are so stubby.
[12:26] Ewen
Well, look at that ridiculous
mane on your lion!
[12:30] Becky
My creation is clearly the best!
[12:32] Anya
Second Son... I'm sorry I was so useless.
[12:37] Anya
You can have this instead of the feathers.
[12:41] Damian
Huh?
[12:42] Damian
What is this? It's just the garbage you made.
[12:46] Anya
I turned it into a girl griffin!
[12:49] Anya
Make it a pair with yours!
[12:51] Damian
Huh? Why do I need to add that to it?
[12:56] Anya
A...
[12:57] Anya
Apparently, if you have love, you can fly.
[13:02] Damian
Huh?
[13:07] Official A
Oho. Are these the sculptures
from our first graders?
[13:12] Official A
They are all quite adorable.
[13:19] Official A
Th-This is...
[13:24] Damian
Huh?
[13:32] Damian
That sculpture... won the top prize?
[13:38] Henderson
One of the officials from the board of
education was quite impressed with it.
[13:42] Henderson
"The fact that it still looked so regal
despite having its wings torn apart
[13:46] Henderson
made me think that our country still had a
future and could recover from this war."
[13:51] Damian
Huh? Uh, right...
[13:53] Damian
That piece of garbage? Really?
[13:55] Ewen
Impressive as ever, Lord Damian!
[13:57] Emile
Good form!
[13:59] Henderson
Apparently, he couldn't hold back his tears
[14:02] Henderson
when he saw the corpse of the
innocent baby griffin next to it.
[14:12] Anya
Th-That's great. You can
show it off to your father.
[14:17] Anya
All according to plan!
[14:19] Damian
Huh?
[14:20] Damian
Like I could ever show that
pathetic thing to my father!
[14:25] Anya
Shock!
[14:29] Anya
Operation Griffin... has ended.
[14:41] Damian
Hello?
[14:42] Damian
Yes, Jeeves, it's me.
[14:44] Student A
That elephant was really weird, wasn't it?
[14:47] Damian
Yes. I'm fine. Is Max well?
[14:47] Student B
It was so long.
[14:50] Jeeves
Yes. Will you be returning during break?
[14:57] Damian
No... Father won't be home anyway, will he?
[15:01] Jeeves
He... will not.
[15:04] Jeeves
But Master Demmy will be returning home.
[15:09] Damian
I have exams coming up, so I'll stay
here to concentrate on my studies.
[15:13] Jeeves
Brilliant, Young Master Dammy.
[15:16] Damian
Oh, right. Today, in arts and crafts class...
[15:25] Jeeves
Hm?
[15:26] Damian
No, never mind.
[15:30] Damian
Jeeves... You told Father about
my orientation, didn't you?
[15:37] Damian
Did he say anything about it?
[15:40] Jeeves
Why, yes, he did.
[15:42] Jeeves
He was quite worried about your health.
[15:49] Damian
You liar.
[15:51] Damian
I see. Thanks.
[15:53] Damian
I'm going to go now.
[16:03] Damian
Father has never worried about me.
[16:14] Ewen
I'm telling you, that was just a coincidence!
[16:15] Damian
Ewen, Emile...
[16:17] Emile
Oh, Lord Damian!
[16:18] Ewen
Are you done with your phone call?
[16:20] Damian
Yeah. Once we're done eating, let's study
for our exams with some instructors.
[16:24] Emile
But of course!
[16:26] Ewen
Let's concentrate most on English,
since it's your weakest subject.
[16:29] Damian
Shut up.
[16:32] Damian
I guess...
[16:35] Damian
I really will have to become
an Imperial Scholar.
[16:40] Henderson
The top prize...
[16:44] Henderson
The top prize?
[16:49] Narrator
Sylvia Sherwood.
[16:51] Narrator
A handler at WISE, the Westalis
Intelligence Services Eastern-Focused division.
[16:55] Narrator
Age: ■■. Single.
[16:59] Narrator
Officially, she performs duties as an
attaché at Westalis's embassy in the East.
[17:03] Narrator
And unofficially, she commands
a number of intelligence agents
[17:07] Narrator
despite being under strict
surveillance by the Secret Police.
[17:10] Narrator
Because of her constantly
flawless performance,
[17:13] Narrator
her agents call her "Fullmetal Lady,"
[17:17] Narrator
and are in awe of her.
SIGN FULLMETAL LADY
[17:33] Eastern Security Service Agent A
We will now begin our operation to
tail Westalis's Secretary Sherwood.
[17:44] Sylvia
I should praise them for
their persistence, at least.
[17:48] Sylvia
The same clothes, the same shop,
[17:53] Sylvia
the same route...
[17:56] Sylvia
Every Wednesday, I go to the public pool.
[18:09] Sylvia
Having continuously been
shown Sylvia's routine,
[18:12] Sylvia
their slow little minds come to a halt.
[18:18] Eastern Security Service Agent B
The same ol' pool...
[18:20] Eastern Security Service Agent A
She's gonna be in there for at least an hour.
[18:22] Eastern Security Service Agent A
Guess we can get some food.
[18:25] Sylvia
As long as I can create some free time,
[18:27] Sylvia
being able to act freely
[18:29] Sylvia
is not a difficult task,
despite being in the enemy nation.
[18:35] Sylvia
Now, then. I should head to
my meeting spot with Twilight.
[18:39] Eastern Security Service Agent B
And then the fool tripped and fell flat.
[18:42] Eastern Security Service Agent A
What an idiot.
[18:46] Sylvia
This coat I just bought isn't half bad.
[18:51] Sylvia
Fools who let down their guard
cannot survive in this world.
[18:58] Sylvia
Good day, or perhaps good evening,
Agent Twilight.
[19:04] Sylvia
That covers the details of the
Desmond camp's financial reports.
[19:08] Sylvia
One of them is a paper company,
and though their public numbers are low...
[19:14] Loid
I can't tell her...
[19:17] Loid
that her brand-new coat still has the tag on it.
[19:21] Loid
I just...
[19:23] Loid
could never tell the Fullmetal
Lady, the Handler, that.
[19:34] Narrator
Loid Forger. Code name: Twilight.
[19:38] Narrator
A WISE agent who always pulls off his
missions and wants nothing but peace.
[19:43] Narrator
An aloof spy who threw away any
chance at normal happiness.
[19:47] Loid
Every meeting with the Handler
puts our lives at stake.
[19:53] Loid
If there is anyone tailing the Handler,
[19:57] Loid
we must naturally shake them off.
[20:05] Sylvia
Two to the north, and one to the east.
[20:09] Loid
Shall we cancel?
[20:11] Sylvia
No, we will meet at Point C.
[20:14] Sylvia
Let's take care of this quickly.
[20:16] Loid
Roger.
[20:20] Loid
This is how we exchange information
[20:21] Loid
every day to preserve the peace
between the East and West.
[20:26] Sylvia
Good day, or perhaps good evening,
Agent Twilight.
[20:31] Sylvia
Report your progress with Operation Strix.
[20:38] Loid
My daughter...
[20:40] Loid
can now clear two levels on the jump box.
[20:44] Loid
She can also now jump
rope five times in a row.
[20:50] Sylvia
What in the world is he on about?
SIGN Omelet Rice♥
SIGN Omelet Rice♥
[22:30] Young Yor
Yuri! I tried to cook something!
[22:34] Young Yor
Here's some omelet rice!
[22:35] Young Yuri
Wow, that's amazing, Sis!
[22:38] Young Yuri
I have no idea what this
substance could be!
[22:40] Young Yuri
Down the hatch!
SIGN Please wait a little while
[22:48] Young Yuri
Yum!
[22:53] Young Yuri
It's so good, Sis! Barf!
[22:56] Young Yor
Oh, that's wonderful!
[22:58] Young Yor
I'll try to make you home-cooked
meals from now on!
[23:01] Young Yor
I tried making some cream-sauce pasta.
[23:03] Young Yuri
Wow! Nothing here resembles pasta at all!
[23:06] Young Yuri
That's amazing!
[23:10] Young Yor
Ta-da! Here's some cake!
[23:12] Young Yuri
Wow! I've never seen cake
so blue! That's amazing!
[23:25] Young Yuri
Sis, you're such an amazing cook,
I bet you can get married in no time!
[23:31] Young Yor
Oh, stop!
[23:32] Young Yor
Yuri!
[23:41] Narrator
And so this man obtained an invincible body.
[23:45] First Lieutenant
So you were dizzy because you'd
stayed up for four nights
[23:48] First Lieutenant
and then got run over by a truck yesterday.
[23:50] First Lieutenant
Be more careful.
[23:52] Yuri
I'm perfectly fine.
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DAYBREAK
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[00:01] Henderson
Students, your midterm examinations
will take place the week after next.
[00:05] Henderson
There are four subjects total,
and Stellas will be rewarded
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[00:09] Henderson
for the top two scoring students
for each subject in each grade.
[00:12] Henderson
On the other hand, those who receive
failing marks will receive a Tonitrus Bolt,
[00:16] Henderson
so bear this in mind.
[00:18] Henderson
I will now return your history
quizzes from the other day.
[00:22] Henderson
Alice Paulette.
[00:24] Becky
Don't tests make you nervous, Anya?
[00:26] Henderson
Edward Perkshire.
[00:27] Anya
No problem.
[00:28] Anya
I've been studying hard lately.
[00:31] Henderson
Anya Forger.
[00:39] Henderson
Not elegant. You will have a
supplementary lesson after school.
[00:49] Damian
Heh.
[00:51] Emile
That is a flawless impression, Lord Damian!
[00:54] Ewen
You got how stupid she looks down perfectly.
[00:58] Anya
I hate Second Son, but I just had a great idea.
SIGN Supplementary Lesson
[01:01] Anya
If I read Second Son's mind during
history exams, I can get good scores.
[01:07] Henderson
Forger! What are you laughing about?
[01:09] Henderson
As punishment, you get an extra assignment.
[01:12] Anya
The teacher was mean,
and now I'm getting home late.
[01:17] Anya
Mister Moon is peeking out to say hello.
[01:23] Anya
Papa! Papa!
[01:26] Yor
Welcome home.
[01:28] Loid
What are you so panicked about?
[01:29] Anya
Papa, how much of Mister Moon
will be out in two weeks?
[01:33] Loid
Oh, you mean the lunar phase?
[01:34] Loid
In about two weeks, it'll be the new moon.
[01:37] Loid
Were you going to go stargazing?
[01:38] Anya
I knew it!
[01:40] Loid
By the way, you have your exams
in two weeks, don't you?
[01:42] Loid
All right, then. Let's do
some studying before dinner.
[01:46] Loid
I'll go over any parts you don't understand.
[01:48] Loid
Hello? Let's start studying.
[01:51] Anya
Anya, the super telepath
who saved the world...
[01:54] Anya
Even Anya has her weaknesses.
[01:56] Anya
The guys at the lab called
it "eclipse" or something.
[02:01] Anya
On the one day each month
that Mister Moon goes away,
[02:04] Anya
Anya's power to read minds goes away, too.
[02:08] Anya
The tests are on the day of the eclipse.
[02:11] Anya
Which means Anya...
[02:13] Anya
won't be able to cheat on the tests!
[02:16] Anya
Oh, no... I'm facing my
biggest challenge ever.
[02:20] Anya
I know! Bond, look into the future
and show me the test answers!
[02:29] Anya
Hamburg steak!
[02:31] Anya
Tonight we're having Papa's
Hamburg steak for dinner!
[02:34] Anya
Yay!
[02:35] Loid
I'm surprised you knew.
[02:37] Loid
Did you peek in the fridge?
I guess we can start dinner.
[02:41] Anya
Om nom...
[02:43] Anya
Zzz...
[02:47] Anya
What am I going to do about
my tests?! I totally passed out!
[02:50] Loid
That's why I suggested
that we study yesterday.
[02:53] Loid
I'm off today, so I'll spend
the whole day helping you out.
[03:00] Loid
Her midterms will cover four subjects.
[03:03] Loid
Which also means that she can receive
up to four Tonitrus Bolts at once.
[03:07] Loid
I've long since given up on the possibility
of her getting four Stellas.
[03:10] Loid
Combined with her finals, it is very possible
she will receive a total of eight Tonitrus Bolts.
[03:16] Loid
I need to make sure she doesn't get expelled
before I sneak into that social gathering.
[03:20] Loid
To prevent that, we need to raise
her basic academic knowledge.
[03:22] Loid
So this obviously becomes this...
[03:23] Loid
And then, that'll lead to
the social gathering...
[03:25] Anya
Papa's mind is talking so much that
I can't concentrate on studying.
[03:30] Loid
Hmm... I still can't figure out
what's so hard for her.
[03:34] Yor
Oh, right. I asked Yuri if he would
be Miss Anya's tutor the other day,
[03:39] Yor
and he seemed rather optimistic about it.
[03:41] Yor
Should I give him a call?
[03:43] Loid
Is that all right?
[03:45] Anya
Unkie!
[03:48] Yuri
Yahoo-hoo! I'm here, Sis!
[03:52] Loid
So fast...
[03:52] Yor
Welcome, Yuri.
[03:54] Loid
It's been a while, Yuri.
[03:56] Loid
Maybe we should permanently leave
out the happy married couple set.
[03:59] Yuri
Grr! What are you doing here, Loid Forger?
[04:01] Yuri
Go to work on your day off, too.
[04:05] Yor
This is my younger brother Yuri, Miss Anya.
[04:07] Yuri
So this imp is the child
of the accursed Forger.
[04:09] Anya
I am Papa's child, Anya.
[04:12] Anya
Peased to meet you.
[04:13] Anya
Secret Police? Is he scary?
[04:16] Yuri
Sis is basically a goddess!
SIGN Sis's outfit is so stylish
SIGN I miss Sis's cooking
SIGN I get to see Sis today. What a blessed day!
[04:16] Yuri
Sis was dazzling the other day
and she's still dazzling today!
[04:16] Yuri
Sis!
SIGN Maybe I'll kill Loid Forger and take Sis back
SIGN I was about to die from loneliness since I hadn't seen Sis in a week
SIGN Sis looks great with a kid next to her, too.
SIGN Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!
[04:18] Yor
Come, now. Introduce yourself.
SIGN Sis, Sissssssssssssss
SIGN Sis, Sissssssssssssss
SIGN Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!
[04:21] Anya
Burp...
[04:23] Anya
Anya just got heartburn. Hurp.
[04:26] Yor
Oh, dear. Are you all right?
[04:28] Yor
Shall we take a little break
before we start studying?
[04:33] Loid
How have you been lately?
[04:34] Loid
Things must've been pretty hectic at the
Ministry of Foreign Affairs during that summit.
[04:38] Loid
Gathering intel and all.
[04:40] Yuri
Huh? Uh, yes...
[04:42] Loid
The Security Service must've realized
that the minister was Twilight.
[04:45] Loid
It was an emergency,
but that was definitely risky.
[04:47] Yuri
Is he mocking us for delaying the summit
because of the terrorist attack?!
[04:52] Yuri
Don't think you're going to ruin my
reputation in front of Sis, you foul man!
[04:56] Yuri
I need to show off!
[04:56] Loid
I need to be on my guard.
[04:57] Anya
A spy versus the Secret Police... So exciting!
[05:01] Anya
Unkie doesn't know Papa's
true identity. Papa wins.
[05:05] Anya
Huff, huff!
[05:06] Loid
Well, you seem rather chipper.
In that case, let's start studying.
[05:10] Loid
I'm probably in the way,
so I'll go shopping.
[05:13] Yor
All right.
[05:14] Loid
Now I have time to take
care of another mission.
[05:17] Anya
But the showdown...
SIGN Biology for Good Boys and Girls
[05:19] Yor
Well, let's get started.
[05:22] Yuri
I came here reflexively because
Sis asked me to be here,
[05:25] Yuri
but why must I bother with
this dopey-faced gremlin?
[05:28] Yuri
Okay, try solving this problem.
[05:31] Yuri
You get to stay with Sis every day,
you greedy little imp.
[05:34] Yuri
I'll throw hard questions at her and
show her how tough society can be!
[05:38] Yuri
What?! You got all of them correct?!
[05:40] Yor
Oh, my!
[05:43] Yuri
Perhaps you don't need to study.
[05:46] Anya
Oh, no!
[05:47] Anya
I can't cheat on the day of the tests,
so I need to take this seriously.
[05:51] Anya
Th-That was just a fluke.
I just guessed all the answers.
[05:54] Yuri
Huh? Uh... Of course you did.
It'd be inconceivable otherwise.
[05:58] Yuri
No! That's wrong!
[06:00] Yuri
Just how dense are you?
[06:02] Yuri
Take this seriously!
[06:04] Anya
I am!
[06:05] Yor
Yuri, please teach her more gently.
[06:08] Yor
I don't want Miss Anya to get expelled.
[06:12] (Flashback) Anya
But I want to go to school...
[06:14] (Flashback) Loid
This was also the wish of my late wife.
[06:18] Yor
Please, Yuri. I'm counting on you. Okay?
SIGN Sis
SIGN Sis
[06:22] Yuri
S-S-S-Sis!
SIGN Sis
SIGN Sis
SIGN Sis
SIGN Sis
[06:25] Yuri
O-Okay... But her basic knowledge is just...
[06:30] Anya
Anya will do her bestest!
[06:31] Anya
Anya will become an Imperel Scooter
and become really important
[06:35] Anya
so she can feed Mama lots of yummy things!
[06:38] Yuri
What a little angel!
[06:39] Yor
Oh, my!
[06:40] Yuri
Where did this angel come from?!
[06:42] Yuri
And what in the world is an Imperel Scooter?
[06:44] Yor
Miss Anya, I'll prepare you
some tea snacks right away!
[06:47] Anya
Yay.
[06:48] Yuri
She's so considerate of Sis...
No, calm down.
[06:52] Yuri
This is the daughter of that vile
sister-stealer! Don't let her fool you!
[06:55] Yuri
B-But if this little gremlin happens
to get high marks due to my tutelage,
[06:59] Yuri
Sis will say, "I love you, Yuri!"
[07:01] Yuri
All right, fine. I'll instruct you.
[07:07] Yuri
Come on. You got another one wrong.
[07:10] Yuri
No, it's all right.
[07:12] Yuri
The important thing is that you
understand why you got it wrong.
[07:15] Yuri
Don't think too hard about this.
Just concentrate on this verb.
[07:21] Yor
This takes me back.
[07:23] (Flashback) Young Yuri
Sis, this is how you do this part.
[07:26] (Flashback) Young Yuri
Easy, right?
[07:27] (Flashback) Young Yor
Ah...
[07:29] Yuri
Come on. You can do this.
[07:34] Yuri
Do you dislike studying?
[07:35] Anya
It's the worst.
[07:36] Anya
Do you actually like studying, Unkie?
What's wrong with you?
[07:39] Yuri
Don't call me "Unkie."
[07:41] Yuri
As for me...
[07:43] Yuri
I was very frustrated at myself for
being so powerless when I was young.
[07:47] Yuri
I wanted to help Sis out as soon as I could.
[07:49] Yuri
And to do that, I studied extra hard.
[07:52] Yuri
I felt elated every time
I got an answer right,
[07:54] Yuri
as if I had grown a centimeter each time.
[07:56] Yuri
I worked extra hard in language.
[07:59] Yuri
If I was eloquent, I thought I could
become a journalist or a lawyer
[08:01] Yuri
and make this world that Sis
lives in an even better place.
[08:05] Yuri
I also worked extra hard
in chemistry and biology.
[08:07] Yuri
With a strong understanding
of the body and pharmaceuticals,
[08:10] Yuri
I thought I could heal any
of Sis's wounds or ailments.
[08:13] Yuri
I worked extra hard in mathematics
and physics, as well.
[08:15] Yuri
Because I thought that would help my
sister live a stable and easy life.
[08:20] Yuri
In the end, I ended up in the
Ministry of Foreign Affairs,
[08:23] Yuri
but everything I worked hard to
learn still helps me every day.
[08:26] Anya
Oh...
[08:27] Yuri
An ancient wise man once said,
"Knowledge is power."
[08:31] Yuri
If you also want to become worthwhile,
[08:34] Yuri
you need to unleash your brain's
potential by studying.
[08:37] Anya
No leash is power?!
[08:38] Yuri
No!
[08:40] Anya
If I study, I'll be able to make medicine?
[08:42] Yuri
That's right.
[08:43] Anya
And make rockets, too?
[08:45] Yuri
Of course!
[08:45] Anya
And conquer the world?!
[08:47] Yuri
That's, uh... well, sure.
[08:49] Yuri
Wait... you want to conquer the world?
[08:52] Yuri
All right, bring on your
next set of questions!
[08:54] Yuri
Listen well! The test right
before you doesn't matter!
[08:57] Yuri
Instead, envision yourself
being successful in the future!
[09:00] Anya
Yes, sir!
[09:02] Yuri
Envision Sis's beautiful
smile in that future!
[09:05] Anya
Sir, yes, sir!
[09:07] Yor
Please don't teach her
too many strange ideas.
[09:15] Yuri
Well? Have you mastered...
this grammar lesson yet?
[09:19] Anya
What's grammar?
[09:20] Yuri
This is a total waste of time!
[09:23] Yuri
I'm going home! I can't deal with this crap!
[09:25] Yor
Yuri!
[09:26] Yuri
That's right. I need to study, too.
[09:29] Yuri
I'm still lacking.
[09:31] Yuri
If only I was strong enough,
I could've captured Twilight!
[09:35] Yuri
I could've eliminated the
threat from the West!
[09:38] Yuri
I need...
[09:39] Yuri
more strength to protect
Sis and this country.
[09:43] Yuri
Sorry, Sis. I have to go.
[09:48] Yor
Goodness, he's as impatient as ever.
[09:52] Yor
And after I worked so hard making these snacks.
[10:00] Yuri
So good... horf!
[10:05] Yor
Aw, he ate all of them.
I guess I'll bake another batch.
[10:10] Anya
It's okay. Anya is full right now.
[10:16] Anya
Back then, if only I could've read
the clock or disarmed the bomb...
[10:21] Anya
I might've been able to properly
help Papa on his mission.
[10:27] Anya
Anya's going to go study in her room.
[10:29] Yor
All right.
[10:31] Yor
My, how commendable.
[10:33] Loid
I'm home.
[10:36] Yor
Welcome home, Loid.
[10:38] Yor
Miss Anya was working
very hard on her studies.
[10:41] Loid
I see. That's great to hear.
SIGN Foreign Languages Easy
[10:43] Loid
Let's take a look...
[10:45] Loid
Hm? Foreign languages?
[10:47] Yor
Yes! She was putting
everything she had into it!
[10:50] Loid
Foreign languages won't be
on her midterms, though.
[10:55] Loid
Heh...
SIGN 2
Weeks
Later
[10:59] Loid
Operation Strix may be doomed.
[11:03] Becky
It's finally time, Anya!
How confident are you feeling?
[11:08] Anya
You'll be astonished when you see
that no leash is power, dear Becky.
[11:12] Becky
Huh? What does that even mean?
[11:14] Becky
Anyway, I guess you seem confident.
[11:16] Becky
I can't lose, either!
[11:18] Henderson
We will now begin...
[11:21] Henderson
your first-term midterm exams!
[11:29] Student A
I did awful in math.
[11:32] Student B
I think I might've gotten
an 80 on my language test.
SIGN DAYBREAK
[11:36] Instructor A
How did the first graders' tests go this time?
[11:39] Instructor B
I just glanced at the results, and I must
say that they were rather unsavory.
[11:42] Instructor B
Perhaps the questions were a bit difficult.
[11:44] Instructor C
Meaning, they were just right.
[11:47] Instructor B
I'm sure we'll see some parents and guardians
[11:49] Instructor B
trying to buy their kids'
grades again this year.
[11:52] Instructor B
Though our current principal
would never allow such things.
[11:55] Instructor C
Those at the top of this
school will also stand
[11:58] Instructor C
at the top of this country one day, as well.
[12:01] Instructor C
Not even a single point can be altered.
[12:04] Instructor C
These answer sheets are important documents
that will determine the future of this country.
[12:08] Instructor C
They must be securely locked
away until the grading is done.
[12:14] Loid
My name is Twilight.
[12:16] Loid
I am currently conducting Operation Strix
to maintain peace between the East and West.
[12:20] Loid
But there are currently dark clouds
gathering on this mission's horizon.
[12:23] Loid
The midterms could mean Tonitrus Bolts,
which means that Anya possibly...
[12:27] Loid
No, that she absolutely...
[12:29] (Flashback) Anya
Anya's got this!
[12:31] Loid
She's doomed. There's no doubt about it.
[12:34] Loid
Which means I'll have to rely
on some questionable methods.
[12:37] Loid
I know it's too risky for her
to memorize all the answers
[12:40] Loid
from her entrance exam prep.
[12:42] Loid
Which means that this time, I'll have to
do something more absolute and direct...
[12:45] Loid
and alter her answer sheets
before they're graded!
[12:49] Girl student A
Goodbye, sir.
[12:52] Loid
The only obstacle is this school's security.
[12:55] Loid
It's not as troublesome as the
management of the entrance exam,
[12:58] Loid
but security is heavy at the
north tower where the safe is.
[13:00] Loid
It will take some time to infiltrate.
[13:02] Loid
I can't do anything too risky and let
the school grow suspicious, either.
[13:06] Loid
I need to be extra careful and
leave no trace that I was here.
[13:14] Loid
Who in the world is that?
[13:15] Loid
He's not one of the instructors, nor any
other member of the faculty I've seen.
[13:19] Loid
More importantly...
[13:21] Loid
He's blatantly suspicious!
[13:24] Daybreak
My name's Daybreak.
[13:26] Daybreak
I'm an elite spy for a certain organization.
[13:29] Daybreak
My mission is to alter a certain
student's answer sheets.
[13:32] Daybreak
Talk about child's play.
[13:34] Daybreak
What? How'd I get my cool name?
[13:36] Daybreak
Apparently, a real super-spy from the West
named Twilight has infiltrated our country,
[13:40] Daybreak
so I decided I would be the
rising star who'll fight against him.
[13:45] Daybreak
Twilight of the West, Daybreak of the East.
[13:48] Daybreak
We'll see which spy comes out on top!
[13:51] Daybreak
This is my first mission.
[13:53] Daybreak
Behold! The beginning of a true legend!
[13:56] Loid
He's heading toward the north tower?
Don't tell me he's here for the same reason.
[14:00] Loid
What in the world is all that
nonsensical tumbling?
[14:02] Loid
It's hard to fathom, but he
must be in my line of business.
[14:04] Loid
Not good. If he causes a commotion,
it'll affect my mission, as well.
[14:08] Loid
No, fool! Don't go that way at this time of day!
[14:11] Security officer A
So, yeah. That teacher was a real hottie.
[14:12] Daybreak
Security's making their rounds!
[14:13] Daybreak
Not good!
[14:13] Security officer A
She's totally into me, too.
[14:15] Security officer B
Don't even try it. You don't have a prayer.
[14:17] Security officer A
Like you're one to talk. Just you watch.
[14:21] Security officer A
I'm gonna get her contact info tomorrow.
[14:22] Security officer A
Actually, I'll even...
[14:24] Loid
He managed to fool them!
[14:25] Loid
None of this makes sense,
but he managed to fool them!
[14:28] Loid
Is it some form of camouflage?
[14:30] Loid
Such physical strength and courage!
[14:32] Loid
Did he acquire some technique
to overcome his human flaws?
[14:40] Daybreak
Damn! It's locked!
[14:43] Loid
What should I do?
[14:44] Loid
If he's going to get in the way,
[14:46] Loid
it might be better to eliminate
him before he enters the building,
[14:48] Loid
or while he's busy trying
to unlock the door...
[14:52] Loid
Hello?!
[14:52] Loid
Is he that stupid?!
What if someone notices him?!
[14:55] Loid
Maybe he's a burglar, not a spy?
[14:57] Loid
No, he's far too ill-prepared
for even a burglar.
[15:00] Loid
Leaving any trace of infiltration makes
an inconvenient investigation more likely!
[15:03] Loid
I'll just make it look like some club
got too rowdy during evening practice.
[15:06] Loid
My apologies, soccer club!
[15:10] Daybreak
The north tower, the north tower...
[15:13] Loid
Damn him... He's just wandering
about completely unguarded.
[15:16] Loid
As much as I'd like to eliminate him, I can't
randomly go after someone I know nothing about.
[15:20] Loid
What in the world is he after?
And can't he be quieter about it?!
[15:25] Daybreak
Hey, come on, man! No one told
me there'd be someone inside!
[15:30] Daybreak
It clearly looks like that guard needs
to open the door for me to get in! Hello?!
[15:36] Daybreak
What should I do? This is the only way in.
[15:41] Guard
Who's there? What are you
doing here at this hour?
[15:43] Daybreak
Huh? Er, I just had a little
business up ahead.
[15:46] Guard
In the safe? Pardon me,
but are you an instructor?
[15:49] Guard
May I see some ID?
[15:50] Daybreak
Huh? ID?
[15:52] Daybreak
Er, uh... Hey, it's me! You know,
the guy from informatics.
[15:56] Daybreak
I'm famous.
[15:57] Guard
If you do not have ID, please leave.
[16:00] Daybreak
Aw, don't be like that. Come on,
guy. Just let me in for a bit.
[16:03] Guard
I'm going to call the police.
[16:04] Loid
Shit! If the police show up,
it'll cause even more trouble!
[16:07] Loid
Informatics... Informatics...
[16:09] Daybreak
Come on, just—huh?
[16:10] Viehmann
Pardon me.
[16:12] Viehmann
This was on the floor over there. Is it yours?
[16:15] Loid
Thank goodness I brought
backup IDs for every subject!
[16:19] Daybreak
Huh? I've never seen that bef—
[16:21] Viehmann
Ahem... You're the new
instructor, Mister Brown, right?
[16:24] Viehmann
You'll be able to go in with this.
[16:26] Daybreak
O-Oh, right, right! I dropped that somewhere.
[16:30] Daybreak
Thanks, bud.
[16:31] Viehmann
Not a problem.
[16:33] Loid
He seriously wrote down
mission notes on his hand!
[16:36] Loid
You can't be serious! Is this a trap?!
[16:38] Loid
Is this actually some kind of trap?!
[16:39] Guard
Please, go right on in.
[16:41] Daybreak
You're a lifesaver.
[16:44] Loid
From what I could read,
[16:45] Loid
there were two student numbers,
and he was altering literature scores.
[16:48] Loid
So he is in my business.
And the two student numbers
[16:52] Loid
belong to the Desmond brothers.
[16:54] Loid
Does that mean his client is...
[16:56] Loid
No, I'm jumping to conclusions.
I lack information.
[16:59] Daybreak
So here we are... safe number seven.
[17:01] Daybreak
I totally wrote down the passcode,
because I'm awesome.
SIGN WRONG
[17:05] Daybreak
Wait, did I write down the wrong numbers?
[17:10] Daybreak
I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
You go right ahead.
[17:13] Daybreak
Pardon.
[17:14] Loid
There is no public restroom in this building.
[17:16] Loid
More importantly, I don't want to
even think about Operation Strix
[17:19] Loid
being jeopardized over
someone hiring this fool.
[17:22] Loid
Honestly...
[17:24] Daybreak
Thanks, moron!
[17:28] Daybreak
I need you to take a little nap.
[17:31] Daybreak
I'll bring him inside so the
security guard doesn't find him.
[17:36] Daybreak
Lessee... The first graders' answer sheets...
First graders' answer sheets...
[17:41] Loid
It's probably safer to carry
out my mission after he's done.
[17:44] Daybreak
Oh, here we go.
[17:45] Loid
His methods sure are crude...
[17:47] Daybreak
Damn it! This case is locked, too!
[17:49] Daybreak
Damn it! It won't open!
[17:51] Daybreak
Come on!
[17:52] Loid
Get on with it...
[17:54] Daybreak
All right! Mission complete!
[17:56] Daybreak
That was perfect. I'm quivering
at my own awesomeness.
[18:00] Daybreak
I've clearly surpassed Twilight
at this point. So sorry, Twilight.
[18:05] Daybreak
All right! I'm gonna buy me some
beef instead of pork on my way home!
[18:09] Loid
What's this about me? If you're done,
just shut up and leave.
[18:12] Daybreak
Now my rep's gonna skyrocket,
and I'll get all the jobs!
[18:16] Daybreak
My name may even make the papers!
[18:19] Daybreak
Nah, it won't be in the newspapers.
[18:22] Daybreak
I'm a spy, after all.
[18:24] Daybreak
No one's ever gonna actually notice me.
[18:29] Daybreak
All right, then.
[18:30] Daybreak
While I'm altering these, I'll include
an autograph from Agent Daybreak!
[18:33] Loid
Hey! You're a damn spy! Don't willingly
leave traces that you were here!
[18:37] Daybreak
Hey... you're awake.
[18:40] Loid
Shit! I couldn't keep myself from yelling
about what an ignoramus he is!
[18:43] Viehmann
Er, I'm terribly sorry!
I didn't see anything!
[18:46] Viehmann
I promise I won't tell anyone,
so please, spare my life!
[18:49] Loid
I might just have to take care of him.
[18:51] Daybreak
Hey, who the hell do you think I am?
[18:54] Daybreak
You damn well better tell everyone!
Tell them how awesome I am!
[18:57] Viehmann
Huh?
[18:59] Daybreak
Hark! My name is Daybreak!
[19:02] Daybreak
I need you to nonchalantly tell the masses
what an awesome, cool spy I am.
[19:05] Daybreak
Spread the word far and wide!
[19:08] Daybreak
I don't mind if you embellish a bit.
[19:10] Daybreak
For example, how I walked through walls
or stopped a bullet with my bare hands!
[19:13] Daybreak
Oh, but the details of the
mission are a secret, got it?
[19:16] Daybreak
TTYL, brother!
[19:18] Daybreak
Bye, now. Adios!
[19:27] Loid
Who in the world was he?
[19:30] Loid
Are the Desmond brothers' grades
[19:32] Loid
in that much danger, to have a
fool like him take care of them?
[19:34] Loid
It's actually the opposite.
[19:37] Loid
They've been altered to become failing grades.
[19:39] Loid
His client must've been a business rival
or political enemy of Desmond's.
[19:45] Loid
It'd cause problems for me
if they were both expelled.
[19:48] Loid
I'll revert their answers to
what they were originally.
[19:50] Loid
I'll make out what the erased answers
once were and copy their handwriting.
[19:54] Loid
Damn it... That fool gave
me even more work to do.
[19:58] Loid
There, all done.
[19:59] Loid
Looks like both brothers
are quite intelligent.
[20:01] Loid
Especially the older one. He's got
perfect scores in almost every subject.
[20:04] Loid
And on the other hand, we have Anya...
[20:08] Loid
Anya, Anya... Here we go.
[20:11] Loid
This is...
SIGN 5
Days
Later
[20:17] Student C
I heard they posted the test
results in the courtyard!
[20:20] Student D
Let's go look!
[20:26] Ewen
Lord Damian's rank...
[20:31] Ewen
There it is! 11th place overall!
[20:33] Ewen
You got 94 in history and
placed second in our grade!
[20:36] Emile
You got a Stella! Brilliant, Lord Damian!
[20:40] Ewen
Congratulations!
[20:43] Becky
Ugh. I'm in 46th place.
[20:46] Becky
I guess that's not too bad, though.
[20:47] Becky
I don't see your name, Anya.
I wonder where you placed.
[20:50] Emile
You should probably start at the bottom.
[20:53] Anya
I actually already know where I placed.
[20:56] Anya
Papa said in his mind that he went to check.
[21:00] Becky
I found you, Anya!
[21:04] Becky
213th...
[21:07] Becky
D-Don't worry about it too much,
Anya. Better luck next time.
[21:12] Damian
G-Good for you, I guess.
You apparently didn't fail.
[21:15] Damian
I can't even laugh. Let's go.
[21:17] Anya
Yes. Anya didn't get a single Tonitrus Bolt!
[21:21] Anya
Heh.
[21:22] Loid
Well done!
[21:23] Anya
Now Papa's mission will be somewhat safer.
[21:24] Loid
Good girl.
[21:28] Damian
Wow... Even with that rank, she's smiling.
[21:31] Becky
You're so positive, Anya!
[21:33] Becky
That's wonderful!
[21:35] Anya
Papa! I worked hard on my tests!
[21:40] Loid
You just barely avoided failing all
of them. How can you be so proud?
[21:46] Anya
This isn't how it went in my head.
[21:47] Loid
I need to be even stricter
before her next midterms!
[21:50] Yor
That's amazing, Miss Anya!
[21:52] Yor
All your scores added together
exceed 100 points!
[21:55] Loid
Then again, she managed to avoid
failing all of her tests on her own,
[21:59] Loid
which was unexpected.
[22:00] Loid
I guess she is working hard
to do the best she can.
[22:04] Loid
Because of that, my mission's safe for now.
[22:06] Loid
I guess I should thank her.
[22:12] Loid
What's that smirk for? Why aren't
you reflecting on your mistakes?
SIGN m 35 216 l 270 216 270 339 35 339
SIGN Stella Needed to Become an Imperial Scholar: 7
Tonitrus Bolts until Expulsion: 7
Knowledge: +5
[22:15] Loid
We're going to review after dinner.
[22:17] Anya
Shock!
[22:19] Daybreak
What? The mission failed?
[22:21] Daybreak
No way! I totally—
[22:23] Daybreak
I'm fired?! Hey, wait!
[22:24] Daybreak
Hey! But my legend has just begun!
SIGN A REVENGE PLOT AGAINST DESMOND
MAMA BECOMES THE WIND
E19 - A Revenge Plot Against Desmond - Mama Becomes the Wind
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SIGN Sometime
Last
Month
[01:33] (Flashback) George's Father
We came to an official agreement.
[01:36] (Flashback) George's Father
It'll be executed next month, on the 10th.
[01:38] (Flashback) Subordinate
Sir, I offer my condolences.
[01:41] (Flashback) George's Father
"Sir," eh? You won't have to
call me that much longer.
[01:45] (Flashback) Subordinate
The Desmond Group...
[01:47] (Flashback) George's Father
You needn't say anything else.
[01:49] (Flashback) George's Father
Can't fight the times.
[01:50] (Flashback) George's Father
Our business was basically a
candle flickering in the wind.
[01:55] (Flashback) George's Father
What am I going to tell my son?
[01:59] (Flashback) George's Father
How am I supposed to tell him
[02:01] George's Father
our Glooman Pharmaceuticals company
will cease to be in less than a month?
SIGN A REVENGE PLOT AGAINST DESMOND
[02:11] Becky
Everything feels so much more peaceful
now that our tests are over.
[02:14] Anya
I didn't get any Tonitrus Bolts,
so Papa is also at peace.
[02:18] Becky
Oh, is my sweet Loid pretty strict?
[02:22] Anya
Papa is a monster when
it comes to the mission.
[02:25] Anya
He's a perfectionist.
[02:27] Becky
I see. I guess it can be pretty rough when
a parent's expectations are so high.
[02:32] Becky
But...
[02:33] Becky
My sweet Loid sounds like
an amazing monster, too!
[02:35] Damian
Desmond-Style...
[02:37] Damian
Rolling... Sweep!
[02:47] Emile
Well played, Lord Damian!
[02:49] Ewen
Our school is cleaner already!
[02:52] Student A
Wow, Damian. I guess you're
amazing at cleaning, too.
[02:55] Student A
You spun around so much.
[02:57] Student B
Kids who get Stella through sheer
talent are something else.
[03:01] Damian
But of course.
[03:02] Student C
Hey, we should have a study session
[03:04] Student C
at Damian's place next break to
get to know each other better.
[03:07] Student D
Ooh, I want to go!
[03:08] Becky
Ugh! They're so dumb,
showering him with praise like that.
[03:11] Becky
I'm impressed with his test results,
but he's still a huge brat.
[03:14] Anya
I would also like to study
at Second Son's home.
[03:20] Becky
Say... Is that really what's
going on with you and him?
[03:24] Anya
With me and him?
[03:26] Becky
I'm sorry for calling him a huge brat.
[03:29] George
I hate him.
[03:31] Emile
Lord Damian, please observe my Fire
Strong Axel Final Strong Dust Pan, too.
[03:31] Becky
Hey, would you boys stop playing around?
[03:34] George
I will never forgive you, Desmond.
[03:36] George
I will never, ever forgive you.
[03:39] George
I've brought you a dust pan, Damian.
[03:41] Damian
Oh, thanks.
[03:43] Anya
Who's that?
[03:44] Becky
Huh? George?
[03:46] Becky
George Glooman. He's in our class.
[03:49] George
How... How did he get a Stella?
[03:52] George
The plan has failed.
[03:54] George
I even had my butler hire a spy to change
all of his test results to failing scores.
[04:00] (Flashback) George
This is three months' worth of my allowance.
Hire an amazing spy with it.
[04:05] (Flashback) Butler
As you wish.
[04:08] Anya
There's a spy boss in our class?!
[04:11] Anya
So the spy Papa fought the other day...
[04:13] Becky
So, hey. More importantly,
what do you like about Damian?
[04:18] Anya
Anya is curious about that guy. Who is he?
[04:21] Becky
Huh? No way. Are you, like,
okay with any guy, Anya?
[04:26] Becky
Don't bother with that guy.
He's so, well, gloomy.
[04:30] George
No, don't give up yet, George.
[04:33] George
If you can force him to get expelled...
[04:35] Anya
He's trying to get Second Son expelled?!
[04:38] George
Not all hope is lost.
[04:41] George
Oh?
[04:44] George
This is a cigarette butt.
[04:46] George
Damian... don't tell me you...
[04:49] Damian
What? I've never even smoked before.
[04:51] George
Sir, I need you right away!
[04:54] Damian
Hey, stop! I told you it's not mine!
[05:03] Damian
What the heck are you doing?
[05:05] Teacher
What's going on here?
[05:06] George
I was trying to report the cigarette
I found, and then he punched me.
[05:11] George
Ow...
[05:12] Damian
What?!
[05:12] Teacher
What?! Explain yourself, Damian!
[05:16] Teacher
If this is true, you're in a lot of trouble!
[05:18] Emile
Lord Damian would never
do anything like that!
[05:21] Ewen
He's lying!
[05:22] Teacher
Y-You two are Damian's followers.
I can't trust your word against his.
[05:30] Anya
Second Son wouldn't do that.
[05:32] Anya
Anya was watching.
[05:33] Anya
He just fell down on his own.
[05:37] Teacher
Wh-What in the world...
[05:39] Teacher
It's like her eyes see through everything!
[05:41] Teacher
Sh-She's the girl who got a Tonitrus Bolt
on the first day of school.
[05:46] Teacher
Oh, no. She's bad news.
[05:48] Teacher
My thirty years as a teacher
are telling me this.
[05:51] Teacher
D-Don't go trying to bother your
teacher with your silly games.
[05:55] Teacher
Get back to cleaning. Honestly...
[05:58] Damian
You...
[05:59] Anya
Heh. I can't let you get expelled.
[06:03] Anya
Plan B will be ruined.
[06:04] Becky
Y-You were so cool, Anya!
Even I felt like squeeing!
[06:10] Anya
Squee?
[06:11] Becky
I'm sure your feelings
got through to Damian.
[06:14] Damian
What?! Wh-Wh-Wh-What the heck
are you talking about?!
[06:18] Damian
No one asked you to help!
I coulda handled it myself!
[06:21] George
Yeah! Why did you get in the way?
[06:23] Damian
Huh?
[06:25] Damian
More importantly, who the
hell do you think you are?
[06:28] Damian
What are you trying to pull?!
[06:29] Damian
What do you have against me?
[06:31] George
Damn it! It's no use! My life is over!
[06:35] Damian
Huh?
[06:38] Damian
Your family's company went bankrupt?
[06:40] George
That's right! Today, in fact.
[06:42] Damian
Huh? That's really unfortunate and all,
but I have nothing to do with that.
[06:47] George
Your company is the one that crushed mine.
[06:51] Damian
Huh?
[06:52] Ewen
I-I guess I did hear something
about the Desmond Group
[06:55] Ewen
and Glooman Pharmaceuticals on the news.
[07:00] George
If you had failed your
tests and gotten expelled,
[07:04] George
I thought the ensuing chaos in your family
might've kept our company from going bankrupt.
[07:08] Damian
Crushed?
[07:10] Damian
Father's company would never
do something so evil!
[07:13] Damian
Don't try to drag me into these
adult matters in the first place!
[07:16] Becky
Yeah! That's going too far!
[07:19] George
You're right.
[07:21] George
But as things stand, I'll be forced to leave
the school because of some dumb adults.
[07:26] Damian
What? You're quitting?
[07:27] George
If I can't stop the company from
going bankrupt, my family will lose it.
[07:33] George
Which means I'll obviously have
to say goodbye to this school, too.
[07:37] George
I envy you, Damian. You've been blessed
with a good family, and you're popular.
[07:43] George
Of course you'd get Stellas.
[07:45] George
You've nothing in common with filth like me.
[07:48] Emile
L-Lord Damian got his Stella
because he's talented!
[07:52] Emile
His family's got nothing to do with it!
[07:53] Ewen
Yeah! It's your own fault
that you're not popular!
[07:57] Ewen
It's because you're a gloomy jerk!
[07:59] George
Shock!
[08:00] Damian
Hey.
[08:01] Anya
The groupies are shitheads, too.
[08:03] George
Shut up! Shut your mouths!
You could never understand how I feel!
[08:08] George
I wanted to experience my youth
to the fullest in this school, too!
[08:12] George
But even that turned into a fleeting dream!
[08:16] George
If I'm bowing out after this, why am I even
bothering with cleaning this courtyard?!
[08:21] George
Isn't there something wrong with filth
like me picking up this filth?!
[08:25] George
I see how it is!
[08:28] Damian
No one said anything like that.
[08:31] Damian
Calm down.
[08:34] George
Damn it all! I'm going to curse this world!
[08:37] Damian
C-Come on, cheer up. I'll buy
you some juice or something.
[08:42] Damian
Er, I guess you probably
wouldn't want that.
[08:44] Damian
Sorry.
[08:46] George
Boy, I sure would love a drink right now.
[08:48] Damian
Huh?
[08:49] George
The juice...
[08:50] George
Today's gonna be my last
day at school, after all.
[08:53] George
If I don't take you up on that
offer now, I'll never...
[08:55] Emile
I-I'll go buy something.
[08:58] Damian
Huh? Uh, sure.
[09:02] George
Thanks. I feel a tiny bit better.
[09:05] Damian
S-Sure...
[09:08] George
Come to think of it,
[09:09] George
I never ordered the most expensive
caviar bowl you could get for lunch.
[09:15] George
Who knows how I'm going
to end up from the regret
[09:19] George
of not being able to eat it
before I'm as good as expelled?
[09:32] George
Oh, yeah. I've always wanted to know what
it feels like to have a Stella on my chest.
[09:37] George
Will someone lend me theirs?
[09:39] Damian
You little—
[09:40] George
I was working really hard
to earn a Stella myself.
[09:44] George
But I couldn't concentrate on my studies
after hearing about the bankruptcy.
[09:49] George
I know it's unfounded, but my grudge
against the Desmonds is taking control.
[09:56] George
Ah! Someone take a photo!
[09:59] Damian
Give it right back.
[10:01] George
Okay, next...
[10:03] Emile
Hey, don't get ahead of yourself!
[10:06] George
Around this time next month, my family
probably won't have a dalc to its name.
[10:11] George
Then I'm probably going to get
kidnapped and trafficked to Westalis.
[10:16] George
I'm sure I'll have to live like a slave there.
[10:20] George
Oh, poor me...
[10:21] George
So let me just enjoy these
last few moments of bliss.
[10:26] George
Am I so worthless that
I don't even deserve that?!
[10:33] Anya
Don't worry. The West is a safe place.
[10:36] Anya
Papa and that important
lady are both really nice.
[10:41] George
She doesn't know a thing about Westalis.
Is she trying to console me?
[10:47] George
Everyone's being so nice.
[10:49] George
No one's ever been this kind to me.
[10:55] George
Huh? There's...
[10:57] George
saltwater pouring out of my eyes.
[11:00] Student E
George...
[11:02] George
Can I ask for just one more thing?
[11:05] George
I was really looking forward to the
choral contest at the end of the year.
[11:09] George
I want to connect with all
of you through song.
[11:13] George
Can I? That's probably
asking for too much...
[11:16] Damian, Emile & Ewen
Huh? We're also...
[11:25] Anya
Becky... for real?
[11:35] George
Everyone...
[11:58] George
Thank you, everyone.
[12:01] George
Thank you for such wonderful memories.
[12:14] Damian
George.
[12:16] Damian
Here, you can have these.
[12:18] Damian
My own personal school supplies.
[12:22] Damian
They're super expensive.
[12:24] Damian
Even if you quit school,
don't you forget about us.
[12:27] George
Damian...
[12:31] George
Everyone...
[12:33] Student F
You can have my favorite book.
[12:36] Student G
Here's my watch.
[12:38] Student H
Take good care of it.
[12:40] Anya
Anya will give you this leaf she
found on the side of the road.
[12:44] Student K
Take care at your new school.
[12:46] Student A
The kids from Class 3
will always be together.
[12:50] George
Thank you. I'll do my best!
[12:53] George
I'll turn this pain in
my heart into strength,
[12:55] George
and continue to walk through
this life full of hardships
[12:57] George
without ever giving up!
[13:01] George
Goodbye, everyone.
[13:06] George
Goodbye, my beloved Eden!
[13:27] Anya
So, yeah, that happened.
[13:29] Yor
What a lovely story!
[13:31] Loid
I-I see.
[13:32] Loid
But Glooman Pharmaceuticals just
got bought out. It's not going bankrupt.
[13:38] George
Huh?
[13:40] George's Father
Our company was facing a financial crisis,
and the Desmond Group saved us from it.
[13:45] George's Father
Management will change,
[13:47] George's Father
but they welcomed me and the
whole research team with open arms.
[13:51] George's Father
I couldn't be more grateful for
such a positive turn of events.
[13:55] George's Father
Because I'll be losing my title as CEO and the
Glooman Pharmaceuticals name will be lost,
[13:59] George's Father
I was trying to figure out
the best way to tell you...
[14:03] George
Th-Then...
[14:05] George
What about living in Westalis
as a slave? What about school?
[14:09] George's Father
Hm? What are you talking about?
[14:12] George's Father
You'll continue going tomorrow as usual.
[14:14] George's Father
Have you finished your homework?
[14:35] Becky
You better give everything back to us.
[14:39] Damian
You better pay us back for that juice.
[15:04] Loid
Anya, you need to get up,
or you'll be late for school.
[15:08] Loid
Breakfast is ready, so go wash
your face and get changed.
[15:12] Anya
Okey-dokey...
[15:22] Anya
Oh, no! I overslept!
[15:27] Anya
Anya's starting her morning in huge trouble!
[15:29] Loid
Hey, stop talking with your mouth full.
[15:33] Loid
If you continue to be late and forget things,
you'll continue getting punished.
[15:37] Loid
If you end up with eight
Tonitrus Bolts, you'll be expelled.
[15:39] Loid
Be careful.
[15:40] Yor
Th-They're so strict.
[15:46] Yor
Thank goodness she made it on time.
[15:48] Loid
Well, I'm going to head to the hospital.
[15:51] Loid
What about you, Yor?
[15:52] Yor
I'm only working half a day today, so I don't
have to be at city hall until the afternoon.
[15:56] Loid
Then you'll be able to relax
a bit. I'll be going, then.
[16:00] Yor
Have a good day. Do your best at work.
[16:12] Yor
I see you got to sleep in a little today, too.
[16:17] Yor
That's...
[16:21] Yor
Please excuse me, Miss Anya.
[16:30] Yor
Oh, no! Did she forget something?!
[16:34] Henderson
Anya Forger! You will be expelled
for forgetting something!
[16:39] Anya
Shock!
[16:44] Anya
Patooey.
[16:46] Yor
Oh, no! Miss Anya, you mustn't!
Loid will be so sad!
[16:52] Bond
Borf.
[16:54] Yor
I can't waste any time.
[16:56] Yor
I must deliver this to Miss Anya!
SIGN MAMA BECOMES THE WIND
[17:07] Yor
Um... The bus stop is...
[17:09] Yor
It's not a school bus, so I'll
have to transfer somewhere.
[17:13] Yor
H-Huh?
[17:14] Yor
But is the bus or the trolley faster?
[17:18] Yor
Oh, goodness!
[17:22] Yor
Time just keeps passing!
[17:24] Yor
What will I do if I don't make
it in time for her gym class?
[17:36] Yor
Hup!
[17:55] Yor
Excuse me, I do beg your pardon...
[18:05] Yor
Wait for me, Miss Anya!
[18:11] Yor
I-I'm here...
[18:14] Yor
But I wonder where Miss Anya is.
[18:17] Yor
I seem to recall her saying that each
lesson is in a different classroom.
[18:22] Loid
If you continue to be late and forget things,
you'll continue getting punished.
[18:26] Loid
If you end up with eight
Tonitrus Bolts, you'll be expelled.
[18:28] Yor
That's right! I have to keep the fact
that she forgot something a secret!
[18:32] Yor
That means I won't be able to ask anyone.
[18:37] Yor
I'll have to find her on my own!
[18:40] Students
It turned out so good!
[18:42] Students
Let's go.
[18:43] Students
Maybe I'll show my mom when I get home.
[18:50] Student 1
Hey, did you hear about the
ghost that appears in Tower B?
[18:54] Student 1
The Mysterious Spider Woman. Hiss!
[18:57] Student 2
You dummy. Of course
nothing like that exists...
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SIGN ° She's looking for Anya
[19:08] Student 2
The Spider Woman!
[19:12] Yor
I shouldn't be drawing attention to myself.
[19:16] Yor
Hmm... One wrong move
and I might be kicked out.
[19:19] Yor
I know! Maybe I could wear a disguise.
[19:23] Yor
Then I can look for Miss Anya without worry.
[19:26] Students
Ma'am!
SIGN Biology for Good Boys and Girls
[19:26] Students
Ma'am!
SIGN Foreign Languages
[19:27] Students
Ma'am!
SIGN Language for Good Boys and Girls
[19:28] Students
Please tell me how to do this!
[19:29] Yor
Um... Uh?
[19:29] Students
Ma'am!
[19:30] Students
Tell us!
[19:32] Yor
L-Let's not... There must be another way.
[19:41] Yor
Oh? These animals are the
ones from the entrance exam.
[20:04] Yor
Oh, no! I'll be caught!
[20:08] Loid
Yor? What's she doing there?
[20:11] Loid
Did she figure out I was actually using work
[20:13] Loid
as a cover so I could infiltrate the school
and decide to follow me here?
[20:16] Loid
No, that couldn't possibly...
[20:18] Loid
Hm? She seems to be holding something.
[20:25] Yor
Miss Anya, where are you?
[20:34] Yor
Miss Anya...
[20:37] Yor
Miss Anya!
[20:38] Anya
Mama!
[20:42] Yor
Shh!
[20:46] Yor
Miss Anya!
[20:47] Yor
Oh, thank goodness I found you!
[20:50] Yor
Here, you forgot this.
[20:54] Yor
Are you all right?
[20:56] Yor
Did I reach you before your gym class?
[21:00] Yor
Is something the matter, Miss Anya?
[21:02] Anya
We don't have gym class today.
[21:06] Yor
Huh?
[21:07] Anya
So I don't need my gym clothes.
[21:09] Yor
What?!
[21:11] Yor
Oh, no...
[21:19] Yor
B-But...
[21:21] Yor
It's a good thing she didn't
actually forget anything.
[21:24] Loid
Yor!
[21:26] Yor
L-Loid? Didn't you go to the hospital?
[21:30] Loid
I did. And after that, I went on a house
call for a patient recovering at home.
[21:36] Loid
What are you doing here, Yor?
[21:38] Yor
Huh? Well, actually...
[21:43] Loid
I see. So you came to bring something
you thought Anya had forgotten.
[21:47] Loid
Thank you very much.
[21:49] Loid
I was wondering what was going on,
[21:51] Loid
but I guess I didn't need to
actually run into her to check.
[21:54] Yor
Oh, no... I just had the wrong
idea and wasn't of any use anyway.
[21:59] Yor
If I had only checked her schedule...
[22:02] Yor
I'm a failure as a mother.
[22:04] Loid
That's not true!
[22:06] Loid
If Yor continues to be depressed,
it'll affect the mission!
[22:09] Loid
I know.
[22:11] Loid
I was thinking of having lunch somewhere
before heading back to the hospital.
[22:15] Loid
Would you care to join me, Yor?
[22:19] Yor
I'd love to!
[22:21] Loid
There's actually a place nearby
that has a wonderful lunch menu.
[22:24] Yor
Oh, how exciting!
SIGN INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
DECIPHER THE PERPLEXING CODE
E20 - Investigate the General Hospital - Decipher the Perplexing Code
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[00:00] Narrator
In an era in which the nations of
the world were waging a fierce war
[00:03] Narrator
of information just out of sight,
[00:05] Narrator
in order to keep an eye on one of the
key players of the Ostanian government,
[00:09] Narrator
Westalis put Operation Strix into motion.
[00:11] Narrator
The extremely skilled agent
conducting this mission,
[00:14] Narrator
Agent Twilight, had completed Phase 1:
[00:16] Narrator
creating a pretend family and getting his
daughter into a prestigious school.
[00:21] Narrator
Currently, his daughter has
successfully obtained one Stella
[00:26] Narrator
out of the eight necessary to
become an Imperial Scholar,
[00:28] Narrator
and the mission has moved into Phase 2,
[00:30] Narrator
attending the social gathering that
his target, Desmond, will attend.
SIGN INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
SIGN INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
SIGN INVESTIGATE THE GENERAL HOSPITAL
[02:15] Henderson
Your next social studies
assignment will be to
[02:17] Henderson
research an occupation that
you are interested in.
[02:20] Henderson
You may visit your parents' places of work
or go interview local shops or companies.
[02:26] Henderson
You may even interview famous people
through your parents' connections.
[02:30] Henderson
Of course, if you'd like to know more about
educators, you may interview me, as well.
[02:34] Henderson
I will gladly tell you about
our hallowed profession.
[02:37] Henderson
Compile your findings in a report.
You will be presenting it on Friday.
[02:42] Emile
Will you be interviewing
your father, Lord Damian?
[02:45] Damian
If I can talk to him.
[02:47] Becky
I guess I'll just make it
quick and ask my dad.
[02:51] Becky
What about you, Anya?
[02:57] Yor
A job investigation?
[02:59] Anya
I was told to ask why you chose your
job or how I can get into that job.
[03:05] Anya
And I'm supposed to watch
you do your job, too.
[03:08] Yor
Huh? My job?
[03:10] Yor
Wh-What should I tell her? My profession?
[03:14] Yor
Which one?
[03:16] Yor
Please listen carefully, Miss Anya.
[03:18] Yor
I will now show you the
ways of my profession.
[03:21] Anya
Okee.
[03:24] Yor
At first, I started this job so that
I could take care of my brother,
[03:27] Yor
but now, I'm very proud of it.
[03:29] Yor
Even the Shopkeeper was saying that this
profession was similar to being in the army,
[03:34] Yor
and it is very important because
we lay down our lives for our country.
[03:38] Yor
Oh, the Shopkeeper is
calling with my next job.
[03:41] Yor
So this person must be my client.
[03:44] Yor
He is truly a traitorous pig!
[03:47] Yor
It seems he's done many horrific things
that I couldn't possibly tell you about.
[03:53] Yor
Well, let's start this observation.
[03:55] Yor
Can you keep up, Miss Anya?
[03:57] Anya
Yep.
[03:58] Yor
The Shop will let me know how many enemies
there are and how the security is laid out,
[04:03] Yor
so all I have to do is get inside.
[04:05] Yor
I will usually kill any enemy on sight,
[04:07] Yor
but I must not ever kill the wrong person,
[04:09] Yor
so studying the briefing
documents carefully is a must.
[04:12] Yor
There's nothing shameful about
this work, so I can be confident.
[04:15] Man in black suit
An intruder!
[04:17] Yor
I think what makes this job worthwhile
[04:18] Yor
is that I truly feel like I'm cleaning
up the filth in this country.
[04:22] Yor
When I think about all the lives
that are being protected by my job,
[04:26] Yor
I feel extra strength
flowing into every strike.
[04:28] Yor
What's essential in this job is honing my
body and my techniques to their limit.
[04:33] Yor
Also, it's important to study human anatomy.
[04:36] Yor
Since I'm dealing with other humans,
[04:38] Yor
the least I can do is put them out of
their misery as painlessly as possible.
[04:41] Yor
I do beg your pardon,
but I will be taking your life.
[04:46] Yor
For example, if you ■■■■■
the ■■■■■ of someone's neck,
[04:50] Yor
they will die rather quickly.
[04:53] Yor
You could also precisely attack one's
vital points like their brain or heart.
[04:58] Yor
Are you all right, Miss Anya?!
[05:00] Yor
Let's just tell Loid that we
went to the tomato festival!
[05:07] Anya
I think I'm going to investigate Papa's job.
[05:10] Yor
I-I see... That's probably for the best.
[05:13] Yor
Working at city hall is a fine job,
but it might be rather boring.
[05:17] Loid
I'm home.
[05:19] Anya
Papa! Blah, blah, yadda, yadda.
[05:22] Loid
Hm? All right, then.
SIGN 2
Days
Later,
at
Berlint
General
Hospital
[05:25] Loid
The psychiatry department at
this hospital is my workplace.
[05:29] Loid
I've told them in advance that you're
coming, but don't trouble anyone, all right?
[05:33] Anya
Yep.
[05:35] Anya
It's huge.
[05:36] Loid
This is the longest-established
hospital in the capital.
[05:40] Loid
It probably would've been easier to
fake being a general practitioner,
[05:43] Loid
but many prominent names from the political
and business world frequent this hospital.
[05:47] Loid
This lets me infiltrate their social circles
and steal plenty of information.
[05:53] Loid
I haven't said anything you'd
need to take notes about yet.
[05:56] Loid
By the way, why are you dressed like that?
[05:58] Anya
This is classic investigation fashion.
[06:01] Loid
I see.
[06:10] Loid
Most psychiatrists don't wear lab coats,
[06:12] Loid
but this probably makes
me look the part more.
[06:16] Loid
So, what are you investigating?
[06:19] Anya
First, why did you choose this job?
[06:23] Loid
Why I chose this job?
[06:25] Loid
Well, let's see...
[06:28] Loid
Everyone gets a cold sometimes, right?
[06:31] Loid
But it's not just the body.
The mind can go through that, too.
[06:34] Loid
There are a lot of people who
catch colds, but in their minds.
[06:38] Anya
But Second Son told me I wouldn't
catch a cold because I'm stupid.
[06:43] Loid
I see... Well, keep getting along with him.
[06:46] Loid
But anyway, I wanted to
help people like that.
[06:51] Loid
There are still lots of veterans who are still
suffering even years after the war ended.
[06:58] Loid
Since Desmond is such a recluse,
I figured that if I'm lucky,
[07:03] Loid
being a doctor might give me a chance
to approach him if he ever got sick.
[07:07] Loid
I made up my mind when I was in college.
[07:10] Anya
Um, the next question is, "What's the
atomsphere like at your workplace?"
[07:14] Loid
You mean "atmosphere."
[07:16] Nurse A
Oh, Dr. Forger.
[07:18] Nurse A
Is this your daughter?
[07:21] Loid
These are my colleagues. Say hello.
[07:24] Anya
It is a pweasure to meet
your acquiantenance.
[07:27] Female doctor E
She's so cute!
[07:28] Nurse A
You're doing your homework?
What a good little girl!
[07:30] Receptionist C
Oh, her eyes are so big!
She looks like a princess.
[07:33] Nurse B
Have some snacks.
[07:36] Anya
"Papa's workplace is paradise."
[07:38] Loid
Good for you.
[07:40] Anya
What is Papa like at work?
[07:43] Receptionist C
Oh, he does everything with such style.
[07:46] Receptionist C
He's so careful and kind
with the patients, too.
[07:48] Psychiatrist D
Your father's amazing, young lady.
[07:51] Psychiatrist D
He became an important part of our
team as soon as he transferred in.
[07:55] Psychiatrist D
But despite that, he's so down to
earth and respected by everyone.
[07:58] Female doctor E
By the way, my neurologist friend was hoping
you'd come to our next meeting, Dr. Forger.
[08:04] Psychiatrist D
The director also wanted
you to come golfing.
[08:06] Anya
Papa is popular?
[08:07] Loid
Well... I make sure to be sociable.
[08:11] Loid
Okay, I'll talk to the director...
[08:12] Loid
It's always good to spread
out my connections.
[08:15] Loid
It makes it easier to obtain
intel and more connections,
[08:17] Loid
and most importantly for a spy, it makes
people think, "What? No way he's a spy!"
[08:20] Loid
It's crucial to completely embody how
I want people to view this individual.
[08:23] Loid
I need to try not to stand out
too much, but remain sociable.
[08:27] Anya
"What? No way..."
[08:29] Loid
Why in the world do you keep taking
notes at the most random times?
[08:32] Anya
"What is hard about this job?"
[08:36] Psychiatrist D
That's a great question, young lady.
[08:37] Loid
Let's see...
[08:39] Loid
I'd say it's the fact that we deal with
people's hearts, which we can't see.
[08:43] Loid
Doctors aren't wizards, after all.
[08:46] Loid
We can't read other people's minds.
[08:48] Anya
Heh.
[08:49] Loid
Why do you look so smug?
[08:51] Loid
Because we can't read minds, we have
to throw away our preconceptions,
[08:55] Loid
and observe them assiduously and carefully.
[08:58] Loid
Just like a spy dealing with their target.
[09:01] Loid
The most important thing is to
build trust with your patient.
[09:01] Loid
The biggest difference
would be the fact that
[09:04] Loid
in the end, spies betray that trust, and...
[09:05] Loid
Everything is very delicate
and involves risks, so...
[09:07] Anya
Mm, snacks. Yum, yum.
[09:09] Nurse B
Ooh, would you like some more?
[09:11] Psychiatrist D
Want some juice?
[09:12] Female doctor E
Want to take a psychological test?
[09:14] Loid
Never mind. I'm not answering any more.
[09:15] Anya
Papa, you're so serious.
[09:17] Nurse A
But that's what makes him so great.
[09:19] Psychiatrist D
We're hoping he continues to hone his skills
so he can open his own clinic someday.
[09:24] Loid
My apologies, but I've just
been so busy with my research.
[09:27] Loid
I guess the hardest part is dealing
with my mission and my side job.
[09:32] Psychiatrist D
Well, we should get back to work.
[09:34] Nurse A
Bye now, Anya!
[09:37] Anya
I want to actually see you in action.
[09:39] Loid
You want to see a consultation?
[09:40] Loid
I can't allow that.
It violates the patient's privacy.
[09:44] Loid
I can't show much of my
research to outsiders, either.
[09:48] Loid
I guess I can at least show
you the consultation room.
[09:52] Loid
I don't plan on using
this room today anyway.
[09:55] Anya
It's different from the operatering room.
[09:57] Anya
It looks like a normal room.
[09:59] Loid
We try to make sure our
patients don't feel anxious.
[10:02] Anya
Where's the brain modification machine?
[10:05] Loid
What exactly do you think I practice here?
[10:08] Loid
Enough of that nonsense.
Let's finish the other questions.
[10:11] Loid
Seriously, what cartoon did you get that from?
[10:14] Anya
Anya's done now. Also bored now.
[10:16] Loid
Hey! Don't go touching
things without permission!
[10:18] Loid
If you fuss too much, I'm going to get mad.
[10:20] Loid
There's a secret escape passage
[10:22] Loid
behind this bookshelf just in case there's
an emergency related to the mission.
[10:25] Loid
It'll open up if you turn the lever.
[10:27] Anya
Secret passage! Lever!
[10:32] Loid
Must be a WISE agent.
[10:33] Loid
Sorry, something came up.
[10:36] Loid
If you're done with your assignment,
should we have Yor come pick you up?
[10:41] Anya
I will wait until you're
done with work, Papa.
[10:43] Anya
Being a spy is rough.
[10:45] Loid
All right. In that case, you can
keep yourself busy with this.
[10:50] Loid
We use this in our practice.
[10:52] Loid
We have our patients place these toys
and props the way they want in these boxes.
[10:56] Loid
It's really fun.
[10:57] Anya
That seems boring.
[10:59] Loid
Just a reminder, do not touch anything else.
[11:02] Anya
Yep.
[11:03] Loid
I'll be back in about ten minutes.
[11:10] Anya
Heh.
[11:15] Fiona
We should be getting documents on
the revised DSM by the weekend.
[11:20] Loid
Thank you.
[11:21] Loid
Of course, to go with the rest of the façade,
[11:23] Loid
a number of my coworkers have
also infiltrated this hospital.
[11:27] Loid
Another separate mission.
[11:29] Loid
What about the adjustments
with my hospital schedule?
[11:31] Fiona
Already done.
[11:33] Fiona
Was that little girl Anya Forger?
[11:35] Fiona
She seems quite attached to you.
[11:37] Loid
She's unpredictable, so she's a real handful.
[11:40] Fiona
I'm surprised that she's beyond
what you expected, Doctor.
[11:49] Anya
Ooh!
[11:51] Anya
Exploration is so exciting!
[11:54] Anya
Secret passage is so cramped...
[11:57] Doctor A
Our discussion today will be on
psychic phenomena and neuroscience.
[12:01] Anya
A serious meeting?
[12:03] Doctor A
Around 5% of the cases reported
have no explanation—
[12:07] Doctor B
Hmph, nonsense.
[12:09] Doctor B
Anyone who goes on about ghosts and
such just suffers from mythomania.
[12:12] Doctor C
Or they could be illusions
caused by brain dysfunction.
[12:16] Doctor B
This is all clearly unscientific.
[12:18] Anya
They're talking about ghosts? So exciting!
[12:25] Doctor A
Did you hear something?
[12:27] Doctor C
Er, there's no room above us, though.
[12:29] Anya
Oh, no! They'll find the secret passage!
[12:33] Doctor B
I-I'm sure it's just your imagination.
[12:36] Doctor A
Anyway, as for treatment
in these situations,
[12:40] Doctor A
we should take a careful approach—
[12:42] Doctor B
There's no point in debating
this. Let's end this meeting.
[12:46] Anya
I have to get back. Papa will return soon.
[12:52] Anya
My leg is stuck and I can't get it out!
[12:55] Anya
Anya's in big trouble!
[13:05] Doctor B
What the?! There's something there!
[13:07] Doctor D
Is that a baby crying?!
[13:08] Doctor C
It's a ghost! It has to be a ghost!
[13:12] Anya
I got it out! I have to hurry back!
[13:21] Doctor B
It's gone?
[13:22] Doctor C
It's true!
[13:24] Doctor C
The rumors about a ghost of a baby
[13:26] Doctor C
who died due to medical
malpractice were true!
[13:28] Doctor B
G-Gentlemen, let us continue this meeting.
[13:31] Doctor C
Indeed!
[13:32] Doctor B
From now on, let us take patients
who speak of ghosts seriously!
[13:39] Anya
Whew...
[13:41] Loid
Now, then... I wonder
how her box turned out.
[13:45] Anya
Papa's back!
[13:47] Anya
I have to hurry up and make something.
[13:52] Loid
I'm back.
[13:53] Anya
P-Playing with dolls is so much fun.
[13:56] Loid
Let's have a look.
[13:58] Loid
You see, this gives us some insight into
the deeper parts of a patient's psyche.
[14:03] Loid
It looks like your mind is full of...
[14:06] Loid
utter chaos!
[14:08] Loid
Wh-What in the world is this?
I've never seen anything like this before!
[14:12] Anya
I just dumped everything in.
[14:14] Loid
Wh-Why are there so many
scattered and half-buried dolls?
[14:17] Anya
They, um... They were all defeated by
the bad guy's Rolling Sweep Attack.
[14:23] Loid
Unbelievable. I don't know what to make
of this, but it's clearly a disaster!
[14:27] Loid
I couldn't even see the signs
because I've been so busy.
[14:30] Loid
She was dragged out of the orphanage
by an adult she didn't know.
[14:33] Loid
Of course she would be
under a lot of stress.
[14:36] Anya
Er, Papa, this is just...
[14:38] Loid
I'm sure she did the best any child
could do to endure it all.
[14:41] Loid
But to think the darkness within
her heart had grown so much...
[14:45] Loid
No, maybe I just pretended not to notice it.
[14:48] Loid
Yes, this is a result of my own weakness.
I'm a failure as a spy.
[14:51] Loid
I must do something immediately!
[14:53] Loid
Why don't we go home for the day?
[14:55] Loid
Let's stop by a bookstore to get
you the new volume of Spy Wars.
[14:58] Anya
Y-Yay...
[15:00] Loid
After dinner, why don't we
put your report together?
[15:03] Loid
Did you take some good notes?
[15:05] Anya
Papa, that's—
[15:07] Anya
He'll see the spy stuff!
[15:11] Loid
This is—
[15:12] Loid
I can't read any of this!
[15:15] Loid
This is, uh... yes.
[15:17] Anya
Anya will do her best to
make the report herself.
[15:21] Loid
I see. Well, good girl. You're the best!
[15:25] Anya
Mama, we're home.
[15:27] Yor
Welcome home.
[15:30] Yor
Did you get to see Loid's amazing
concussive recovery method at work?
[15:33] Anya
Concussive?
[15:34] Loid
Er, uh, Yor... That's just
for extreme emergencies—
[15:37] Yor
He punched and kicked his
patients with such might!
[15:39] Yor
It was fantastic to witness!
[15:41] Anya
Papa's filled with violence.
[15:43] Bond
Borf.
[15:43] Loid
Yor!
[15:48] Male student A
I realized that I also wanted
to carry on in this profession.
[15:52] Male student A
The end.
[15:54] Henderson
An elegant report that
conveyed your feelings well.
[15:59] Henderson
Next, Anya Forger.
[16:03] Anya
Papa is a sp—spechulist in
mental health. A very good one.
[16:08] Anya
Papa works very hard
every day by not sleeping
[16:12] Anya
or taking stomach medicine so that his
patients can have some peace of cake.
[16:16] Anya
He even said he wants to help people
who had troubles during war times.
[16:20] Becky
Oh, how wonderful.
[16:22] Henderson
Good show, Loid Forger.
[16:24] Anya
In order to build trust with his targets,
he talks to them assisisisiduly and carefully.
[16:30] Henderson
Targets?
[16:31] Anya
Papa is very desperate to make conneshuns.
[16:34] Anya
He golfs at his workplace
and creates shady channels.
[16:38] Anya
Oh, and they give you snacks there.
[16:40] Ewen
Snacks?! Is that a codeword for bribes?!
[16:43] Anya
Oh, and he apparently hits his
patients every once in a while.
[16:47] Henderson
Loid Forger?!
[16:51] Sylvia
What's the matter, Twilight?
[16:52] Loid
Er, I just got a very bad feeling.
[16:55] Narrator
Loid was summoned to the
school a few days later,
[16:58] Narrator
but he managed to smooth everything
over with his superb eloquence.
[17:02] Bondman
It says "top secret." Must be
another top-secret mission.
[17:07] Bondman
It's a code.
SIGN SECRET CODE
[17:10] Bondman
Saturday, 0800, come to the bridge.
SIGN DECIPHER THE PERPLEXING CODE
[17:20] Mysterious Man (TV)
Well, you're definitely as elite as they say
you are if you could decipher that code.
[17:26] Anya
Anya's going to make a code, too!
[17:28] Loid
And there she goes playing spy again.
[17:33] Loid
Anya...
[17:35] Anya
Top secret!
[17:37] Loid
No one's going to be able to read that,
let alone crack the code.
[17:45] Loid
Her handwriting is impossible to read,
even with my superb decoding skills.
[17:50] Anya
Shock!
[17:51] Loid
I need to go in for my night shift.
[17:54] Loid
Make sure you study.
[18:02] Yor
It smells so nice and clean now.
[18:05] Anya
Mama, I have a request, please.
[18:07] Yor
What is it, Miss Anya?
[18:09] Anya
Could you write something
for me just like I ask?
SIGN SECRET CODE
[18:23] Anya
The code is complete.
[18:25] Anya
Listen well. This is a top-secret mission.
Tell no one.
[18:30] Bond
Borf.
[18:33] Mailman
I've got some mail for you.
[18:36] Mailman
Miss?
[18:38] Mail
You need to put stamps on letters
and put them in the mailbox, okay?
[18:41] Anya
Shock! He rejected the code!
[18:45] Yor
You mustn't do that, Miss Anya.
[18:54] Neighbor 1
Oh, what's this?
[18:58] Neighbor 2
What strange text. Is it some kind of prank?
[19:01] Neighbor 3
Come to think of it, my son
wrote something similar.
[19:05] Neighbor 3
He was copying some cartoon
called Spy something.
[19:07] Neighbor 1
Oh, I see.
[19:09] Neighbor 2
I guess that little girl is
always pretending to be a spy.
[19:14] Franky
Heya. What're you doing there?
[19:17] Anya
Scruffyhead.
[19:19] Franky
Is Loid around?
[19:23] Franky
Man, so he's not home? Oh, well.
I guess I'll come by again later.
[19:32] Franky
What's this? A message from Loid?
[19:35] Anya
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[19:37] Anya
It's top secret.
[19:46] Becky
Good morning, Anya.
[19:51] Becky
Huh? What's this? A letter?
[19:56] Becky
It's not?
[19:58] Becky
Oh, I know! It's that quiz that
everyone's raving about lately.
[20:02] Anya
It's top secret.
[20:06] Becky
Jeez... Anya, you meanie.
[20:09] Becky
Just tell me the answer already!
[20:18] Anya
Top secret!
[20:20] Damian
Huh? What the heck is this?
[20:23] Anya
Heh. It's a secret code.
Just try and crack it.
[20:28] Damian
Why the heck do I have to crack this?!
[20:32] Damian
Crack it yourself!
[20:44] Anya
Anya's excited to see who shows up tomorrow.
[20:50] Anya
Heh. Well done.
[20:54] Anya
You actually cracked the code.
[21:02] Franky
Oh, this is the thing from yesterday.
[21:06] Franky
I can see that it's some kind
of code, but what the hell is it?
[21:10] Franky
This is nice handwriting...
Could it be from a woman?
[21:14] Franky
It does smell nice, like soap.
[21:18] Franky
Could this be a love letter?!
[21:24] Beautiful woman
Could you give this to him for me?
[21:27] Beautiful woman
Don't tell anyone, okay?
[21:30] Beautiful woman
This is a top-secret romance.
[21:37] Franky
"Saturday, 0800, come to the bridge."
[21:44] Franky
Don't you dare try and underestimate the
best informant in the East and the West!
[21:49] Franky
Cracking a code or two is easy as pie!
[21:53] Franky
Though I couldn't sleep a wink
because I was so excited!
[21:56] Franky
Man, that sun's bright!
[21:59] Franky
To think she'd call me
out here using a code.
[22:02] Franky
I wonder where this agent works.
[22:04] Franky
Or wait, she could just be
obsessed with mysteries!
[22:07] Franky
Like, "Crack the code of love
and come see me"?!
[22:25] Anya
Top secret...
SIGN NIGHTFALL
FIRST FIT OF JEALOUSY
E21 - Nightfall - First Fit of Jealousy
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[00:04] Sylvia
As for Twilight's mission next week...
SIGN WISE Safe House G
[00:08] Sylvia
To ensure we take every
precaution, as proposed,
[00:12] Sylvia
it'll be a joint mission with you.
[00:17] Sylvia
I'll be counting on you.
[00:19] Nightfall & Fiona
Roger.
[00:21] Narrator
A clerk at Berlint General
Hospital, Fiona Frost.
SIGN Berlint General Hospital Clerk
Fiona Frost
[00:25] Narrator
She is a WISE spy.
[00:28] Sylvia
Tell Twilight about this, as well.
[00:30] Sylvia
You two can decide how
you'll carry out the mission.
[00:32] Nightfall
Roger.
[00:34] Sylvia
Take care not to let this become
a hindrance to Operation Strix.
[00:39] Nightfall
How is Strix's progress?
[00:41] Sylvia
Slow and steady.
[00:43] Sylvia
But it was expected to be a
long-term plan to begin with.
[00:47] Nightfall
I'm terribly sorry. If only I had been
available when this mission started,
[00:51] Nightfall
I could have supported
him by playing his wife.
[00:55] Nightfall
Actually, it's still not too late.
[00:58] Sylvia
Eden will find it suspicious
if he suddenly remarries.
[01:03] Sylvia
There are certain advantages to
using her because she's a local.
[01:08] Sylvia
The Forger family will stay as it is.
[01:10] Sylvia
You concentrate on your own work.
[01:13] Nightfall
But if Mrs. Forger just happened
to retire, that position
[01:16] Nightfall
would have to be filled, would it not?
[01:19] Sylvia
What? Don't get any ideas.
[01:22] Nightfall
If you'll excuse me.
[01:25] Sylvia
Hey!
[01:32] WISE employee B
Yikes...
[01:34] WISE employee A
Did you hear that?
[01:35] WISE employee A
I guess she'd even try to swipe
Twilight's glory to get ahead.
[01:39] WISE employee B
She wouldn't hesitate to
stab any of us in the back.
[01:42] Narrator
A wicked, cold-blooded, brazen woman.
[01:46] Narrator
This woman who would carry out any
mission without batting an eye
[01:49] Narrator
made those around her uneasy.
[01:51] Narrator
Codename: Nightfall.
[01:54] Narrator
This woman has ambitions.
SIGN NIGHTFALL
[03:37] Yor
I failed at making breakfast again today.
[03:51] Yor
Loid had to make lunch for us yet again...
[03:55] Yor
I hope I can make something
other than stew well soon.
[04:01] Yor
I wonder who that is.
[04:04] Yor
Coming!
[04:12] Yor
Um...
[04:14] Yor
Who might you be?
[04:16] Nightfall
I beg your pardon.
I'm a colleague of Dr. Forger.
[04:19] Nightfall
My name is Fiona Frost.
[04:21] Yor
Oh, you work with Loid.
[04:23] Yor
I'm terribly sorry.
[04:24] Yor
My h-husband is out walking
our dog with our daughter.
[04:29] Nightfall
I see.
[04:30] Nightfall
I'm very aware that he's not here.
[04:33] Nightfall
The other day, your daughter
visited our hospital and forgot this,
[04:37] Nightfall
so I came to deliver it.
[04:39] Yor
Oh, I see.
[04:42] Yor
Thank you very kindly.
[04:46] Yor
S-Since you're here, why don't you
come in and wait until he returns?
[04:50] Nightfall
Well, if you insist.
[04:57] Yor
Here you go.
[04:58] Nightfall
Thank you.
[05:11] Yor
Oh, she's so pretty.
[05:15] Nightfall
Can I help you?
[05:16] Yor
Oh, no!
[05:16] Nightfall
What a lovely home you have here.
[05:19] Nightfall
Does she think his mistress has shown up?
[05:21] Nightfall
Then again, I plan to steal the role of
his wife at the first possible moment,
[05:25] Nightfall
so she's not entirely wrong.
[05:26] Yor
Oh, my husband picked out
all of the furniture...
[05:29] Nightfall
Yor Briar...
[05:31] Nightfall
If you are delaying Operation Strix,
I'll personally get rid of you.
[05:36] Nightfall
But... this woman doesn't seem to
have any flaws in her appearance.
[05:41] Yor
Th-This is the first guest we've had
here other than Yuri and Franky.
[05:45] Yor
I'm so nervous!
[05:47] Yor
I'm a housewife... I'm a housewife...
[05:50] Nightfall
But to take care of her myself
would pose too many risks.
[05:55] Nightfall
I'll have to figure out a way to get
her to leave this house on her own.
[06:01] Nightfall
Your daughter... Anya, was it?
She seems quite lively.
[06:06] Yor
Huh? Why, yes. Miss Anya
is always full of energy.
[06:11] Nightfall
It must be quite rough. Don't you
ever get tired of childrearing?
[06:15] Nightfall
She is but your stepdaughter, after all.
[06:19] Nightfall
You could free yourself of
that burden at any time.
[06:21] Yor
Rough? What would give you that idea?
[06:24] Yor
I think it's wonderful that
she's so full of energy.
[06:27] Yor
I actually don't know what
I should do when she seems down,
[06:31] Yor
but it's so much fun being with Miss Anya.
[06:34] Nightfall
Hmph. So she actually sees
herself as that girl's mother.
[06:38] Yor
Oh, but it does seem a little rough for
Loid because of everything he has to do.
[06:44] Yor
Because I'm so lacking...
[06:47] Nightfall
Yes, exactly.
[06:48] Nightfall
You need to acknowledge your flaws.
[06:52] Nightfall
You are not fit for this mission!
[06:54] Nightfall
Oh, right.
[06:55] Nightfall
I did hear Dr. Forger complaining
at work that his wife always—
[07:02] Anya
Anya has returned!
[07:04] Bond
Borf.
[07:05] Yor
Welcome home!
[07:10] Loid
Fiona... What are you doing here?
[07:13] Nightfall
Hello, Doctor.
[07:15] Nightfall
He returned sooner than I expected.
[07:17] Yor
She came to deliver something
you forgot, Miss Anya.
[07:21] Anya
Anya's magnifying glass!
[07:23] Loid
I see. Well, thank you.
[07:25] Loid
She came all the way to my home?
Is there an emergency?
[07:29] Yor
Your walk didn't take long.
[07:31] Loid
The sky was looking suspiciously dark,
so we came back early.
[07:35] Loid
You could've just given this to me at work.
SIGN What's the meaning of this,
Agent Nightfall?
SIGN ° They are communicating by separating their mouth movements and sounds
[07:38] Nightfall
It's quite all right. I was running errands,
and it was on the way.
SIGN I just wanted to confirm
Operation Strix's progress.
[07:43] Anya
Th-This lady is a spy?
SIGN Confirm?
Confirm what?
[07:47] Loid
Oh, the supermarket on 2nd Street?
[07:49] Loid
What is she up to?
[07:51] Loid
Agents should avoid unnecessary
contact with each other.
[07:55] Nightfall
The onions were on sale there.
SIGN Agent Twilight,
is walking the
dog crucial to
the operation?
[08:01] Yor
Oh, really? Perhaps I'll go buy some, as well.
SIGN Shouldn't you make this
woman run errands like that?
Is she uncooperative?
[08:04] Nightfall
Pumpkins and pasta were also on sale.
[08:06] Nightfall
The registers were a crowded mess.
[08:09] Loid
I recommend the shrimp there.
SIGN ...What are you getting at...?
[08:13] Nightfall
I never mentioned this to you,
Doctor, but I'm allergic to shrimp.
SIGN To think the great
Twilight is stuck
playing house...
It's a disservice
to the world.
SIGN I propose that we reevaluate
this operation.
SIGN This doesn't
concern you.
[08:24] Anya
This lady doesn't get along with Papa?
[08:27] Anya
Is she a bad guy spy?
[08:30] Anya
Her face is scary, too.
[08:33] Nightfall
Agent Twilight...
SIGN I love you.
[08:35] Nightfall
I love you.
[08:43] Nightfall
I wuv you!
SIGN I wuuuv
SIGN you!
SIGN Wuv
[09:01] Loid
Mm, this is delicious, Nightfall!
[09:03] Nightfall
I'm happy to hear that.
[09:04] Loid
You can cook and do laundry!
You're just the best!
[09:08] Nightfall
Oh, you flatter me.
[09:09] Nightfall
Ah, Twilight. Here are my
earnings for the month.
[09:11] Nightfall
Please use them however you'd like.
[09:13] Loid
Nightfall, you're just—
[09:14] Nightfall
Oh, and I've also researched what kind
of weapons, as well as the name, age,
[09:19] Nightfall
and even how many gray hairs your
enemy has in your next mission.
[09:22] Loid
Amazing! Absolutely amazing, Nightfall!
[09:24] Loid
You're just so perfect.
[09:26] Loid
Who needs that dumb woman any longer?
[09:28] Yor
Wah!
[09:30] Loid
In order to attain true world peace,
I will marry you, Nightfall.
[09:34] Nightfall
Oh, Twilight! I'm all yours,
and not just for the mission!
[09:43] Narrator
Codename: Nightfall.
[09:45] Narrator
Her ambition was to become Twilight's bride.
[09:50] Nightfall
I'm far more qualified to be his wife!
[09:53] Nightfall
I'd give him all the support he needed
both on his missions and at home!
[09:57] Nightfall
Oh, and our honeymoon would
be on some tropical island...
[10:00] Loid
What in the world is she thinking?
[10:02] Yor
Oh, I'll pour us all some coffee.
[10:05] Yor
Would you like some hot cocoa, Miss Anya?
[10:09] Yor
Miss Anya?
[10:34] (Flashback) Nightfall
I did hear Dr. Forger complaining
at work that his wife always—
[10:40] Loid
She's always so clumsy and absolutely useless.
[10:42] Loid
Perhaps I'll sell her off to the authorities.
[10:45] Loid
Fiona, would you like to be my wife instead?
[10:47] Nightfall
What, really? Sure, I'll come over sometime.
[10:56] Yor
But... I guess I can't blame him
for feeling that way about me.
[11:03] Yor
I can't even make breakfast properly.
[11:10] Yor
Here you go.
[11:11] Anya
Hot cocoa!
[11:13] Yor
Here's some milk.
[11:15] Loid
Thanks, Yor.
[11:16] Nightfall
Hmph. Twilight prefers his coffee black.
[11:19] Nightfall
I've never ever seen him add any milk.
[11:22] Nightfall
I can't believe you thought you were fit
to be his wife without knowing that.
[11:26] Nightfall
Switch with me.
[11:28] Nightfall
What?!
[11:29] Nightfall
Impossible! Have Twilight's tastes
changed since he gained a family?
[11:34] Nightfall
There's a side of Twilight I don't know about?!
[11:36] Nightfall
A side he only shows this woman?
[11:38] Nightfall
Oh, I see. This is just a part
of his "Loid Forger" character.
[11:43] Nightfall
He's perfectly playing the role of
someone who likes milk in his coffee.
[11:46] Nightfall
It's to go along with this family's setting!
[11:48] Nightfall
Well done, Twilight! I love you!
[11:50] Loid
The milk helps lessen the
damage to my stomach.
[11:53] Loid
Actually, maybe I'll ask her to make
me something without caffeine.
[11:57] Anya
This lady is wild.
[12:01] Loid
What are you doing?
[12:02] Yor
Are you all right, Miss Anya?
[12:04] Yor
You didn't get burnt, did you?
[12:05] Anya
I made a little mess.
[12:07] Nightfall
Hmph. What a careless child.
[12:09] Nightfall
If she had been properly trained,
she could've caught the cup before it fell.
[12:16] Nightfall
He must be so busy that
he hasn't had the chance.
[12:19] Loid
Hey, Bond! Don't you dare lick
that up. It's poison to you.
[12:23] Bond
Borf...
[12:24] Nightfall
In which case, it's the wife's duty to
make their daughter more powerful.
[12:29] Nightfall
She can't even scold the child.
Therefore, she's unfit for the role.
[12:32] Nightfall
Switch with me.
[12:33] Nightfall
If I were her mother,
[12:36] Nightfall
I would manage her schedule by the minute,
[12:38] Nightfall
and I would whip that girl into shape,
both physically and mentally.
[12:41] Nightfall
In just a month, I could turn her
into a Stella-winning machine.
[12:47] Anya
Every fiber of Anya's being
does not want this mama!
SIGN Twilight, again, I propose
that I switch places with
your current wife
[12:50] Nightfall
Hot cocoa is very nutritious.
What an excellent choice.
[12:58] Anya
Ah, Anya suddenly wants Mama to coddle her.
[13:03] Yor
Huh?! Wh-What brought this on?!
[13:06] Anya
Anya loves the mama who cleans up her
hot cocoa mess the most in the world.
[13:10] Yor
Oh, Miss Anya!
[13:12] Loid
What kind of reason is that?
[13:14] Nightfall
Hmph. I could coddle her, too.
[13:17] Nightfall
I know, Anya.
[13:19] Nightfall
Next time, I'll bring you
some delicious imported cocoa.
[13:22] Anya
Hiss!
[13:23] Loid and Yor
Huh?!
[13:24] Nightfall
But why...
[13:25] Yor
Perhaps she's nervous because
you've only just met.
[13:29] Loid
Anya, go on and play with Bond.
[13:31] Bond
Borf!
[13:33] Anya
Anya has a papa and mama
who get along so good,
[13:37] Anya
and Bond, too.
[13:39] Anya
Anya is so happy she's the
Forger family's daughter.
[13:43] Anya
Oh, I'm so happy. For real.
[13:51] Yor
Loid! I promise I'll do my best!
[13:53] Yor
I'll do everything I can for you two!
[13:56] Yor
I'll wipe up hot cocoa
as much as I need to!
[13:58] Yor
So, um...
[14:00] Loid
Huh? Uh, sure...
[14:01] Nightfall
You should be teaching the girl
not to spill her cocoa at all.
[14:04] Nightfall
Switch with me.
[14:07] Loid
You're already working hard enough, Yor.
[14:10] Loid
That's why Anya is so fond of you.
[14:13] Loid
I couldn't ask you to do anything more.
[14:18] Yor
Loid...
[14:24] Yor
I'll do my best!
[14:25] Loid
Er, you already are...
[14:29] Nightfall
His fake smile.
[14:31] (Flashback) Loid
Listen well, Nightfall.
[14:33] (Flashback) Loid
A spy must never let
their true feelings show.
[14:37] (Flashback) Nightfall
Yes, Twilight.
[14:39] (Flashback) Loid
Kill any emotions. Don't let down your guard.
[14:41] (Flashback) Nightfall
Yes, Twilight. I will never let this
poker face crack even the slightest.
[14:46] (Flashback) Twilight
Uh, you don't need to go that far.
[14:49] Nightfall
Lionel from the national defense forces.
[14:51] Nightfall
Lawrence, who works in the black market.
[14:53] Nightfall
Robert, the secretary of
a government official.
[14:56] Nightfall
I know this because I've seen the various
versions of Twilight over the years.
[15:01] Nightfall
What a perfectly executed fake smile.
[15:08] Nightfall
And the subtle truth that
bleeds through it...
[15:21] Nightfall
Oh, I just realized I forgot to
buy those potatoes I meant to get.
[15:25] Nightfall
I should probably take my leave.
[15:28] Yor
Huh? Maybe you should wait
until the rain dies down.
[15:31] Nightfall
Please excuse me.
[15:34] Anya
She left.
[15:44] Loid
She didn't have an umbrella.
[15:46] Loid
I'll see her to the station.
[15:48] Yor
Oh, yes, good idea.
[15:50] Yor
Do be careful!
[16:04] Loid
Hey, Fiona!
[16:08] Loid
Take this umbrella.
[16:11] Fiona
Twilight, I forgot to tell you something.
[16:15] Fiona
The Handler would like us to take
care of this next mission together.
[16:21] Loid
Hey, you need to tell me important
things like that first...
[16:29] Loid
Nightfall?
[16:34] Nightfall
I'm glad it's raining right now.
[16:37] Loid
You...
[16:39] Nightfall
I will conceal these feelings until the end.
[16:42] Nightfall
I'll brief you on the
details at the hospital.
[16:45] Nightfall
Because we are spies.
[16:49] Nightfall
Because that's what my
beloved Twilight taught me.
[16:53] Nightfall
Until this cold war is over...
[16:57] Nightfall
But...
[17:03] Nightfall
Twilight.
[17:04] Nightfall
I don't care if we're a fake couple.
[17:07] Nightfall
I just want to stay by his side.
[17:09] Nightfall
You've lost your edge due to
playing house for so long.
[17:12] Nightfall
I will show him just how capable
I am on this next mission.
[17:17] Nightfall
I ask that you do not hold me back.
[17:22] Nightfall
The only one suited to be your wife...
[17:24] Nightfall
is me!
SIGN FIRST FIT OF JEALOUSY
[19:13] TV narrator
The army cartography
corps Bear Squad is here!
[19:18] Loid
Anya, you need to brush
your teeth and go to bed.
[19:21] Anya
Okie.
[19:22] Squad member
Captain! It may be dangerous
to survey the enemy base.
[19:26] Anya
This polar bear looks like you, Bond.
[19:28] Bond
Borf!
[19:30] Squad member
Oh, no! Peggie's been shot!
[19:32] Peggie
Just leave me behind and go...
[19:35] Peggie
Promise me... that you'll create the
peaceful world we always dreamed of...
[19:40] Anya
Penguin!
[19:45] Loid
Hey, I told you to go to bed.
[19:47] Loid
What in the world is going on
in this grim cartoon?
[19:49] Anya
Penguin!
[19:54] Anya
Anya wants to sleep with
Mister Penguin tonight.
[19:57] Loid
Do as you please.
[20:03] Anya
Goodnight.
[20:12] Bond
Jealou...
[20:18] Loid
What's wrong?!
[20:21] Anya
My penguin's dead!
[20:25] Anya
Agent Penguin! Who did this to you?!
[20:31] Loid
These look like... scratches and bite marks.
[20:41] Bond
Penguin bad. Stole Anya.
[20:43] Anya
So it was you, Bond!
[20:47] Anya
Bond!
[20:48] Loid
Hey, stop!
[20:50] Anya
I hate you, Bond!
[21:00] Yor
Don't worry, Miss Anya.
[21:05] Yor
I'll sew him up and make him all better.
[21:07] Anya
My penguin will be alive again?
[21:14] Yor
Oh, no! Why did his head break off?!
[21:17] Anya
Oh, God! He's even deader!
[21:21] Yor
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
[21:23] Loid
Calm down. I'll buy you a new one.
[21:26] Anya
No! This Mister Penguin is
really important to Anya!
[21:31] Anya
Because you got him for me, Papa!
[21:34] Loid
All right. I'll fix him up, so you go
eat and maybe do some homework.
[22:15] Loid
He's all better, Anya.
[22:21] Anya
He looks kind of Frankensteiny.
[22:24] Loid
That couldn't be helped.
[22:28] Loid
S-Scars are medals of valor for soldiers.
[22:31] Loid
Agent Penguin suffered
honorable injuries in battle.
[22:36] Anya
Medals...
[22:38] Loid
Correct. His scars are
nothing to be ashamed of.
[22:41] Bond
Borf...
[22:44] Anya
Evil Bond! What do you want?!
[22:47] Bond
Borf...
SIGN SALTY
FLAVOR!
[22:49] Anya
Peanuts?
[22:53] Anya
Are you saying sorry to Anya?
[22:59] Loid
I think he wants you to forgive him.
[23:01] Loid
Well? Remember what Bondman said?
[23:04] Loid
"Yesterday's enemy is today's ally."
[23:07] Anya
The line from episode eighteen!
[23:17] Anya
I-I was deeply hurt... But I
will call a truce in this war
[23:22] Anya
on behalf of the peanuts.
[23:26] Anya
Also...
[23:28] Anya
Anya is sorry she said she hates you.
[23:44] Anya
Now the peace treaty is signed!
[23:46] Bond
Borf.
[23:54] Loid
I wish things could be this easy
for the East and the West, too.
SIGN THE UNDERGROUND TENNIS TOURNAMENT: THE CAMPBELLDON
E22 - The Underground Tennis Tournament - The Campbelldon
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[00:09] Fiona
Twilight... You've changed.
[00:13] Fiona
By being in the Forger household,
you've gained unnecessary emotions,
[00:16] Fiona
and your cunning as an agent has dulled.
[00:19] Fiona
Right now, you're like a chipped knife.
[00:23] Fiona
Seeing you like this makes my heart ache.
[00:27] Fiona
Ah...
[00:28] Fiona
But his gentle version is wonderful, too.
[00:31] Fiona
My heart's beating so fast, I can't breathe.
[00:33] Fiona
I love him!
[00:34] Fiona
Even if he became one of those toy knives
that retract when you stab something,
[00:38] Fiona
I would continue to respect him.
[00:40] Fiona
Actually, a bouncy Twilight would
be so adorable. I love him.
[00:44] Fiona
But things cannot stay like this.
[00:47] Fiona
I'm the one who should make him bouncy.
[00:51] Fiona
Yor Forger...
[00:53] Fiona
I must steal the title of "wife" from her.
SIGN THE UNDERGROUND TENNIS TOURNAMENT: THE CAMPBELLDON
[02:29] Fiona
Cavi Campbell, age 56.
[02:32] Fiona
He gained his fortune through
the energy business,
[02:34] Fiona
and he's also known to be an
avid collector of antiques.
[02:38] Fiona
The painting he possesses that
is valued at a million dalc,
[02:42] Fiona
The Lady in the Sun, is our
target for this mission.
[02:45] Loid
A painting...
[02:47] Fiona
The original owner was the
late Colonel Erik Zacharis.
[02:51] Loid
He belonged to the East's military intelligence
division in the war between the East and West.
[02:54] Loid
He was also a major player
in ending the war.
[02:57] Fiona
Correct.
[02:58] Fiona
He's said to be in possession of some
troublesome top-secret information
[03:02] Fiona
that was cast into darkness because it could
"reignite the flames of war" if it went public.
[03:07] Fiona
Otherwise known as the Zacharis Dossier.
[03:09] Fiona
It's said that the dossier could contain
records of the East's human experiments
[03:14] Fiona
or the truth behind the
West's massacre of POWs,
[03:17] Fiona
but the truth is unknown.
[03:19] Fiona
It's also known as the
"ticking time bomb under thin ice."
[03:21] Fiona
Its whereabouts were long
shrouded in mystery, but...
[03:25] Loid
Clues regarding said whereabouts
can be found in the painting?
[03:28] Fiona
This information comes from
a well-connected source.
[03:30] Fiona
We believe there might be
some kind of code within it.
[03:34] Fiona
It's only a matter of time before
the painting's owner, Campbell,
[03:36] Fiona
or the Eastern government realizes
the truth behind the painting.
[03:39] Fiona
Our orders are to retrieve the
Zacharis Dossier before they do.
[03:44] Loid
Regardless of whether the information it
contains is inconvenient to the East or West,
[03:47] Loid
we can be certain that this information would
become a reason for them take up arms again.
[03:53] Loid
Where is the painting?
[03:54] Fiona
It's located in the basement of the Campbell
mansion along with his other art pieces.
[03:58] Fiona
But on top of tight security,
Campbell also has
[04:00] Fiona
connections to the State Security Service.
[04:02] Fiona
Any "vermin" that sneak in are
exterminated without fail.
[04:05] Fiona
It will be very risky for us to infiltrate.
[04:09] Loid
So do we have a plan?
[04:10] Fiona
Of course. I have one ready.
[04:31] Umpire
Game set!
[04:32] Audience A
You can't be serious! Gimme my money back!
[04:35] Commentator
The payout for that match is...
[04:35] Audience B
You call that a match?! Make it
up to me even if you die first!
[04:39] Commentator
The cutoff to place your bets for
the next match is in ten minutes.
[04:43] Twain
Nightfall...
[04:45] Nafalia
Yes, Twilight?
[04:46] Twain
Was there really no other way?
[04:49] Nafalia
This was the most certain method.
[04:52] Nafalia
There is an underground tennis tournament
[04:54] Nafalia
run by Campbell for himself and other
members of his underground tennis club.
[04:59] Nafalia
It's known as the Campbelldon.
[05:00] Nafalia
Elites of the financial world
and members of the underworld
[05:03] Nafalia
gather for this expensive and illegal event.
[05:06] Nafalia
Ordinarily, celebs enter their own
personal players to compete,
[05:10] Nafalia
but normal civilians can also enter as long
as they pay an incredibly high entry fee.
[05:14] Nafalia
And... the winner is free to choose
whatever art piece they want
[05:19] Nafalia
from Campbell's collection as a prize.
[05:23] Twain
Yes... But why tennis? What in the
world is an underground tennis club?
[05:27] Nafalia
I just figured he's really into it.
[05:29] Nafalia
All we have to do to complete this mission
is win, so there are no risks.
[05:33] Twain
I hope everything actually
goes that smoothly.
[05:36] Commentator
Next up, we have the fourth match
of our first round with...
[05:40] Commentator
The Twain and Nafalia Phony pair!
[05:42] Nafalia
We're up.
[05:43] Commentator
Apparently, this pair is husband and wife.
[05:46] Crowd
I'll blow you to smithereens!
[05:47] Crowd
Piss off!
[05:48] Crowd
I bet 100 dalc that they divorce!
[05:50] Twain
Why on earth did you pick this as our cover?
[05:51] Nafalia
Ah... So many people are seeing
us as husband and wife.
[05:55] Commentator
They'll be going up against
the Wolson and Babol pair!
[05:58] Commentator
The legendary pair that dominated
the Grand Slam ten years ago!
[06:02] Twain
Hey, they're actual retired pro players.
[06:05] Nafalia
Do you have any experience playing tennis?
[06:07] Twain
I've only dabbled in it.
I just practiced a bit at home.
[06:11] (Flashback) Anya
No fair! Anya wants to play tennis, too!
[06:15] (Flashback) Yor
Then why don't we all play together?
[06:18] Nafalia
What did you tell your family?
[06:21] Twain
I just told them we were
having a tennis competition
[06:23] Twain
with some of our business
partners in the medical field.
[06:26] Nafalia
I see.
[06:28] Nafalia
Eventually, you won't have to make
excuses like that, Twilight.
[06:32] Nafalia
Have no fear.
[06:34] Nafalia
You could just stay huddled
in the back corner if you'd like.
[06:39] Nafalia
This mission will show you
that I am the perfect fit
[06:42] Nafalia
to play your wife for Operation Strix.
[06:45] Nafalia
I can take care of this myself.
[06:48] Nafalia
You can count on me, Twilight!
[06:50] (Flashback) Senior Agent
Nightfall's been getting a bit
too eager to get ahead lately.
[06:53] (Flashback) Senior Agent
Watch over her so she doesn't mess up.
[06:55] Twain
What a troublesome mission.
[06:57] Commentator
The odds are an amazing 40 to 1.3!
[07:00] Commentator
Do we have any brave souls
willing to bet on this couple?
[07:03] Wolson
They're clearly underestimating
us with this pair.
[07:06] Babol
Did they wander in here thinking
it was a tourist attraction?
[07:09] Wolson
We've continued the pursuit of tennis
even after our retirement.
[07:14] Babol
We wanted to face stronger opponents,
[07:15] Babol
and that's how we found
this underground arena.
[07:18] Wolson
We holed up in the mountains and endured
rigorous training just for this day.
[07:23] Twain
Well, let's all do our best
and have a brilliant match.
[07:27] Wolson
Match? You fool. What's about to
unfold here is an absolute slaughter.
[07:34] Umpire
Phony to serve.
[07:48] Umpire
15-love!
[07:51] Nafalia
He managed a service ace right
off the bat against a pro.
[07:54] Nafalia
Well done, Twilight.
You've redefined "dabbled." I love you.
[08:00] Umpire
30-love!
[08:03] Umpire
40-love!
[08:06] Umpire
Game set!
[08:08] Babol
What the hell was that?
[08:10] Babol
I've never even seen a top-ranked
player serve like that.
[08:13] Wolson
Curses... The woman. Aim for the woman!
[08:18] Wolson
Take this!
[08:22] Babol
Here we go!
[08:24] Umpire
Love-15.
[08:27] Babol
What the hell?!
[08:28] Twain
Nice work, Ni—Nafalia.
[08:31] Nafalia
He complimented me!
[08:32] Nafalia
We're just getting started.
[08:34] Nafalia
Okay, I'll just have to keep
showing him how amazing I am,
[08:37] Nafalia
immediately crush the enemy,
and get the painting fast.
[08:41] Twain
Fantastic, Nightfall! Let us play
doubles in the game of life!
[08:46] Nafalia
Oh, Twilight! You flatter me!
[08:59] Umpire
Game set! The winners are the Phony pair!
[09:02] Commentator
That was one hell of an upset!
[09:04] Commentator
The amateur couple that showed up out of
nowhere just annihilated the pro players!
[09:08] Commentator
An unbelievable dark horse has appeared!
[09:11] Commentator
Was this result just a fluke?
This tournament could get very interesting!
[09:18] Campbell
How splendid.
[09:19] Campbell
This turn of events may
make us quite a fortune.
[09:23] Member A
Now, no rigging any matches, Mr. Campbell.
[09:27] Member B
We want to enjoy the pure
art of betting on tennis.
[09:31] Member C
Hmph. This is what happens when
you play against normies.
[09:35] Member C
They'll be playing against my Boric
Brothers next. There'll be no flukes.
[09:39] Member A
Well, you've just got a pair of junkies.
[09:43] Member C
Oh, you haven't seen anything yet.
[09:45] Member C
We've been developing a new
doping agent called OSO-R
[09:48] Member C
along with the government in preparation for
the upcoming East-West Sports Exhibition.
[09:52] Member C
They'll be using that.
[09:56] Commentator
Thank you for waiting, ladies and gentlemen.
We will now begin the second round!
[10:01] Commentator
Our first match will feature the Phony pair,
who just wowed us with a miracle,
[10:06] Commentator
playing against Dressen's Mad Dogs,
the Boric Brothers!
[10:11] Twain
Nafalia, didn't you say
something about no risks?
[10:15] Nafalia
Let's just do our very best, dear.
[10:22] Anya
Mama! Get the ball, please!
[10:25] Anya
Mama!
[10:28] Yor
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Anya.
[10:34] Anya
Mama's lost in tots?
[10:36] Yor
Th-That's not true.
[10:42] Yor
If he's at a tennis tournament with colleagues,
does that mean she's there, too?
[10:46] Yor
I wonder what her relationship with Loid is.
[10:51] Yor
What if I go back to a life where
Yuri is constantly worried about me?
[10:56] Anya
The ball...
[10:58] Yor
If that could happen,
maybe I should take care of her...
[11:03] Yor
No, no, no!
[11:05] Yor
You'll be punished for
thinking such thoughts, Yor!
[11:11] Anya
Mama, it's okay. Don't worry.
[11:13] Yor
What? Worry about what?
[11:16] Yor
Does she know what I'm thinking?
[11:19] Anya
D-Don't worry. Papa will win and
bring home a fabulous prize.
[11:24] Yor
Huh?
[11:26] Yor
Oh...
[11:29] Yor
Yes, you're right.
Loid is capable of anything, after all.
[11:33] Yor
He'll take care of any opponent with a kapow!
[11:36] Anya
Kapow!
[11:38] Anan
Kill... Tennis...
[11:43] Twain
Nafalia... Those definitely don't seem like
the same Boric Brothers from round one.
[11:49] Nafalia
I forgot to mention this,
but in this tournament,
[11:51] Nafalia
you can customize your rackets
and equipment, get doped up,
[11:54] Nafalia
perform illegal moves...
[11:55] Nafalia
Pretty much anything goes.
[11:58] Nafalia
They must have taken muscle enhancers.
[12:00] Twain
Uh, that would be an understatement.
[12:03] Audience C
I'm counting on you giant meatheads!
[12:04] Audience C
I bet an ungodly amount of money on you two!
[12:05] Audience D
I'll murder you if you lose!
[12:07] Catan
Kill.
[12:09] Audience E
Uh, hey...
[12:12] Commentator
Oh, my! The younger brother, Catan,
has ripped the fence apart!
[12:17] Catan
I'll kill you!
[12:18] Anan
Just shut up and watch!
[12:19] Audience F
Y-You freaks!
[12:20] Commentator
Behold their monstrous strength!
[12:22] Commentator
And betting time is just about over.
[12:25] Commentator
The Phony pair who showed
us a miracle last round!
[12:27] Commentator
The ultra-powerful Boric Brothers!
Who will be victorious?
[12:27] Audience G
I-I'm gonna bet on those brothers.
[12:29] Audience H
No human could possibly beat them.
[12:31] Twain
Well, their immense power is
going to be a problem.
[12:34] Twain
How do we fight them while
preserving our stamina?
[12:41] Commentator
Oho! This time the older brother,
Anan, easily crushed a ball!
[12:46] Commentator
Let's take good care of the equipment, please.
[12:48] Anan
Hey, boy!
[12:50] Anan
You sorta smell like piss.
[12:53] Anan
If you pissed your pants,
have that chick change your diapers.
[12:57] Catan
Piss! Change!
[13:00] Nafalia
I would be happy to.
[13:01] Anan
What? Cat got your tongue, you chickenshit?
[13:06] Catan
Bro! He's real dumb! He can't use his words!
[13:09] Anan
Yeah, he does look pretty brainless.
[13:13] Anan
He probably lived a peaceful life
without ever having to think at all.
[13:28] Umpire
Game set! The winners are the Phony pair!
[13:33] Commentator
The real deal! This couple is
definitely the real deal, folks!
[13:36] Commentator
The Boric Brothers were beaten to a pulp
before they could even make a move!
[13:39] Crowd
You stupid useless walking Mount Everests!
[13:40] Commentator
Goodness, you could really feel the
malice from the Phonys' play there.
[13:43] Twain
You didn't have to hit them
with that many smashes.
[13:46] Nafalia
My hand just kept slipping.
[13:49] Nafalia
Certain death.
[13:50] Member C
My trump cards!
[13:54] Campbell
I guess your medicine might
need a few more improvements.
[13:57] Member A
I must say, they're quite impressive.
[14:00] Member A
You might be in some
trouble yourself, Mr. Campbell.
[14:03] Campbell
Well... I'm not so sure about that.
[14:08] Narrator
After that, thanks to Nightfall's unnecessary
showing off and powerful moves,
[14:12] Nafalia
How am I doing, Twilight?
[14:13] Narrator
the Phony pair continued their steady advance,
[14:14] Nafalia
How am I doing, Twilight?!
[14:16] Narrator
and made it to the finals safely.
[14:21] Guide
If you would, wait here for about
twenty minutes until the finals start.
[14:34] Nafalia
Just one more step.
[14:36] Nafalia
Twilight, how did you like
my flawless plays? Well?
[14:42] Twain
Apparently, we'll be facing Campbell's
son and daughter in the finals.
[14:46] Twain
They're still in high school,
[14:48] Twain
but they've trained with the best
in tennis ever since they were little.
[14:52] Twain
Their father runs this tournament,
[14:54] Twain
so let's be on our guard, just in case
they try to do something underhanded.
[14:58] Nafalia
Judging from their matches so far,
they aren't that skilled.
[15:02] Nafalia
I'll end this match in seconds.
[15:04] Nafalia
And then, I'll have him choose me as his
doubles partner in the game of life!
[15:08] Nafalia
Ah!
[15:11] Twain
Nightfall...
[15:12] Nafalia
Twilight?
[15:13] Nafalia
Wait, already?! Right here?!
[15:16] Nafalia
Twilight, I'm not ready just yet! Ah!
[15:21] Twain
Stop pushing yourself. Your hand's all torn up.
[15:24] Nafalia
Huh?
[15:26] Twain
Our opponents won't be that easy.
[15:28] Twain
I don't blame you for panicking,
but take it easy.
[15:31] Nafalia
I'll be fine. This is nothing.
[15:34] Nafalia
Let us hurry and finish this mission.
[15:39] Twain
I've seen many allies die
exactly for that reason.
[15:45] Twain
Spies are finished once they lose their cool.
[15:48] Twain
I've told you that countless times.
[15:54] Nafalia
All right.
[15:56] Nafalia
Twilight...
[15:57] Nafalia
You used to say
[15:59] Nafalia
that us spies are disposable.
[16:02] Nafalia
And yet he's worrying about me!
SIGN Love
Love Love
[16:06] Nafalia
How dare you, Twilight?
You're not playing fair at all!
[16:09] Nafalia
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you...
[16:13] Twain
She's glaring daggers at me!
[16:14] Twain
Does she doubt my methods that much?!
[16:18] Nafalia
Oh, damn it. I pulled my hand away.
[16:20] Nafalia
I'm so stupid.
[16:23] Nafalia
Twilight's warmth still stings a little...
[16:26] Nafalia
It stings?
[16:29] Nafalia
Don't tell me...
[16:32] Nafalia
Twilight...
[16:33] Twain
Hold your breath and
close your eyes, Nightfall.
[16:36] Twain
Colorless and odorless.
[16:38] Twain
It's probably some non-lethal chemical agent.
[16:40] Twain
I see.
[16:41] Twain
So this is why the Campbell kids' opponents
earlier seemed slightly off their game.
[16:47] Twain
I'm sure their goal is to weaken us.
[16:51] Nafalia
How underhanded.
[16:58] Twain
They locked us in.
[17:00] Twain
It's quite simple to open it, but there
might be a lookout standing guard,
[17:04] Twain
and then we'd have to attack a civilian.
[17:07] Twain
I guess we can pretend we fell for their trap.
[17:10] Twain
Just in case, let's cover up our skin and
climb the lockers to lessen the damage.
[17:15] Twain
Will you last until they open the door?
[17:18] Nafalia
Yes, if it's around ten minutes.
[17:21] Commentator
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for waiting!
[17:24] Commentator
We will now begin the finals
of the 14th Campbelldon!
[17:30] Commentator
The Phony pair versus... The Campbell siblings!
[17:34] Commentator
Everyone has high hopes for the Phony pair!
[17:35] Audience I
20,000 on the couple!
[17:36] Commentator
But will they be able to stop the
siblings' third victory in a row?
[17:36] Audience J
They're definitely powerful!
[17:38] Audience K
I'm betting my life savings on the Phony pair!
[17:38] Commentator
The siblings have slightly better
odds to win the whole thing!
[17:41] Campbell
Yes, just as I planned.
All of you fools bet on that couple.
[17:45] Member B
How amusing. I'll also bet on that couple.
[17:48] Member A
Me, too.
[17:50] Member A
Of course, I'm assuming you're betting
on your children, Mr. Campbell?
[17:53] Campbell
But of course. I'm betting
ten million on my children.
[17:57] Campbell
I'm going to win by a landslide.
[17:59] Campbell
Those two spent a good
ten minutes soaking up that gas.
[18:03] Campbell
You're looking a bit pale.
Are you feeling all right?
[18:06] Campbell
Now, Carrol and Kim... Show them no mercy!
[18:11] Twain
How are you feeling?
[18:12] Nafalia
I'm still a little numb.
[18:14] Nafalia
I'm also experiencing slight difficulty
breathing, and my pulse is low.
[18:16] Carrol
I got a message from Daddy.
[18:18] Carrol
He said we can stop acting
like we're struggling.
[18:21] Kim
Hmph. He's so annoying,
trying to dictate our every move.
[18:25] Kim
Let's bury them already and
have Daddy buy us a new yacht.
[18:31] Umpire
Phony to serve.
[18:45] Carrol
Well, that was weak.
[18:58] Umpire
Out!
[19:00] Commentator
And there it is! Carrol's jet-powered racket!
[19:03] Carrol
Don't even think about saying this isn't fair.
[19:06] Carrol
You need proper training to use this baby.
[19:16] Commentator
A nice hit from the Phony pair!
[19:18] Commentator
Will Kim be able to reach it?
[19:30] Commentator
And there's the bursting whip racket!
[19:37] Kim
Hmph. I guess they're no big deal.
[19:39] Crowd
Yeah! Get 'em!
[19:39] Commentator
The Campbell siblings are
showing off their noble dignity.
[19:42] Crowd
I love you, Carrol!
[19:46] Umpire
Game, Campbells!
[19:49] Umpire
Game, Campbells!
[19:52] Umpire
Game, Campbells!
[19:54] Commentator
The Campbells totally
dominated that first match!
[19:58] Commentator
This is the first set that the
Phony pair lost this tournament!
[20:01] Crowd
Hey! Play better, damn it!
[20:04] Crowd
You should've used a cross
on that return, you dumbass!
[20:07] Crowd
Moron!
[20:07] Crowd
You've got this, Nafalia!
[20:09] Nafalia
I'm going to remember the faces of every
single person who ridiculed Twilight.
[20:16] Campbell
Sorry, my friend.
[20:25] Commentator
We're now entering the second set!
[20:28] Commentator
The Phony pair definitely
needs to win this one.
[20:31] Commentator
We're starting off the set with Carrol's...
[20:34] Carrol
Hup!
[20:38] Commentator
He returned it!
[20:39] Kim
It's not a great hit, but...
[20:42] Kim
With enough spin...
[20:50] Carrol
That was just a fluke.
[21:00] Umpire
Love-30!
[21:05] Commentator
It looks like the Phony pair
are getting back into their groove!
[21:11] Carrol
Damn it! What's going on?
[21:13] Commentator
And before they knew it, the Campbell
pair had three games taken from them!
[21:17] Carrol
If that's how it is...
[21:20] Commentator
Now, will the Phony pair be
able to win four games in a row?!
[21:30] Commentator
What's this?!
[21:32] Commentator
Nafalia's ball went in an unexpected direction!
[21:38] Twain
I see.
[21:40] Twain
The 36 grooves throughout this court...
[21:43] Twain
They caught my eye,
but now I see their purpose.
[21:45] Nafalia
I'm certain there are other gimmicks,
as well. How troublesome.
[21:50] Twain
Not a problem.
[21:52] Twain
I have no intention of letting them
win with their petty little tricks.
[21:57] Nafalia
Oh, that's right...
[22:00] Twain
Nafalia, if you'll support me by keeping
an eye on our surroundings.
[22:04] Nafalia
This is the Twilight that I admired.
[22:07] Nafalia
The one I wanted to catch up to...
and stand beside.
[22:12] Nafalia
My respect turned into romantic feelings,
and his dreams became my dreams.
[22:17] Nafalia
Which means...
[22:20] Nafalia
Wake up, Twilight.
[22:22] Nafalia
I will crush them with you.
SIGN I love you
[22:27] Nightfall
I love you!
SIGN THE UNWAVERING PATH
E23 - The Unwavering Path
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SIGN THE UNWAVERING PATH
[01:39] Commentator
The Phony pair just can't be stopped!
[01:42] Carrol
Take this!
[01:43] Commentator
Carrol's hit just went in a crazy angle!
[01:56] Carrol
Damn it. Time for the next plan.
[01:58] Carrol
Adjust the net's height.
[02:10] Nafalia
Twilight...
[02:11] Twain
Yes.
[02:12] Twain
It's moving up and down
by about a ball's height.
[02:14] Twain
We'll correct our trajectory
calculations and strike back.
[02:21] Kim
That's not working at all!
[02:23] Carrol
Then we'll just have to use some wind!
[02:30] Kim
Hey! They're just using
it to their advantage!
[02:33] Carrol
Damn it!
[02:34] Narrator
The Campbell siblings use one method
after another to try to stop them.
[02:38] Carrol
Damn it! Douse the ball with
the putrid-stench spray!
[02:40] Kim
That's gonna reek for us, too, though!
[02:43] Narrator
But they were nothing more than child's play to
the pair of spies who had found their groove.
[02:47] Twain
Your observation skills, judgment,
and control are all perfect, Nafalia.
[02:53] Twain
I'm glad I have you playing by my side.
[02:55] Nafalia
Darling...
[02:57] Commentator
We are now entering our final set!
[02:59] Commentator
Which pair will take home the glory?!
[03:00] Nafalia
Ah, damn it...
[03:02] Nafalia
I want this tournament to continue forever!
[03:04] Nafalia
Perhaps I'll force a tiebreaker
that goes on forever... No, Nightfall.
[03:08] Nafalia
That'll make Twilight hate me.
[03:11] Nafalia
He just reminded me why I fell
for him, yet I almost ruined the moment.
[03:15] Nafalia
That was a close one.
[03:17] Twain
Nightfall...
[03:18] Twain
Looks like she's carefully
thinking up a strategy.
[03:20] Twain
It appears as though she's regained her cool.
[03:22] Cavi
What do you two think you're doing?!
[03:24] Cavi
Do you have any idea how much
this match is going to cost me?!
[03:27] Carrol
Tch. Guess we're gonna have
to use our trump card.
[03:35] Twain
Did they give up their petty tricks?
[03:37] Nafalia
He lobbed it nicely into the air. This ends it!
[03:39] Carrol
Nyah!
[03:41] Twain
A new signal?
[03:50] Twain
Nightfall!
[03:56] Nafalia
Twi—
[04:00] Commentator
What's this? Twain just suddenly pounced
onto his wife and took them both down!
[04:04] Carrol
Hey, now. Could you old farts spare
us the snuggling during our match?
[04:09] Carrol
Did he sense it before the
shot was taken? No way.
[04:12] Nafalia
Darling... Darling, are you all right?
[04:15] Twain
Don't worry. It's not too bad.
[04:19] Nafalia
Darling...
[04:22] Twain
It's a special rubber bullet.
[04:24] Twain
There's a sniper somewhere in the air ducts.
[04:26] Twain
Look. They even painted the bullet
the same color as the court.
[04:30] Nafalia
I'm terribly sorry. This happened
because of my carelessness.
[04:34] Twain
Don't worry.
[04:35] Twain
I figured something like this might happen,
so I wore a bulletproof vest.
[04:39] Nafalia
Impressive as ever.
[04:40] Twain
The fact that he even considered this
possibility makes him the best, for real.
[04:46] Carrol
Impossible! He's unharmed?!
It hit him, didn't it?!
[04:49] Nafalia
This interference has
definitely gone too far.
[04:52] Nafalia
Perhaps we should talk to the umpire
and see about having a penalty issued.
[04:55] Nafalia
Depending on where the victim is shot,
that could be lethal.
[04:58] Twain
I'm not so sure about that.
[04:59] Twain
I'm pretty sure most of the staff and
management are in Campbell's pocket.
[05:03] Twain
Not to mention, if something
happens to the tournament
[05:05] Twain
and we lose our chance to get the painting,
[05:08] Twain
that would be a huge blow.
[05:10] Twain
Thankfully, these are low-velocity.
[05:12] Twain
If we purposely leave enough
room and shift our timing,
[05:15] Twain
we can make them miss.
[05:17] Twain
Don't miss their signals.
[05:18] Nafalia
I will do my best.
[05:20] Umpire
Are you two all right?
[05:23] Twain
Sorry about that. I'm still a
bit hungover from yesterday,
[05:26] Twain
and I lost my balance.
[05:27] Carrol
Th-That can't be true!
[05:28] Commentator
Unbelievable! Twain has been pulling off
those elegant plays while hungover!
[05:30] Twain
It's not.
[05:36] Commentator
And now, let's continue the match!
[05:38] Carrol
Nyah!
[05:39] Twain
So they're going to target
me right as I'm serving.
[05:42] Commentator
Look at Twain's bizarre footwork and serve!
[05:48] Sniper
Damn it... I missed.
[05:48] Commentator
Is he starting to feel drunk yet again?!
[05:50] Sniper
Court engineering squad, we need
to work together and distract them.
SIGN Floor Dent Team
SIGN Net Raising/Lowering Team
SIGN Wind-Blowing Team
SIGN Sniper Team
[05:53] Sniper
We must make sure the young master
and lady win at any cost!
[05:56] Minions
Roger!
[06:00] Commentator
Looks like Nafalia is feeling
a little drunk herself.
[06:00] Sniper
Why can't I hit them?
[06:03] Commentator
Was the couple drinking
together into the night?
[06:05] Twain
Their overconfidence is making
them very easy to read.
[06:08] Sniper
Team BB! We need you now!
[06:11] Sniper
Just don't let the crowd
or the umpires catch on.
[06:13] No.1
Number 1 here. Roger.
[06:15] No.2
Number 2, roger.
[06:16] Twain
Here they come, Nightfall.
[06:17] Nafalia
Yes, Twilight.
[06:19] Twain
Really? Even the ball boy?
[06:22] Commentator
Twain just whiffed the ball!
[06:24] No.1
He parried?
[06:25] No.2
He did that to mine, too.
[06:26] Nafalia
Looks like two more are getting in our way.
[06:28] Twain
Yes. But unlike the sniper we can't see,
[06:33] Twain
we can see their gazes and the
movement of their fingers.
[06:35] Twain
They're no match for us.
[06:36] Twain
Let's go ahead and finish this!
[06:39] Commentator
The Phony pair is making absolutely
incomprehensible movements!
[06:43] Commentator
Is this what they call the
drunken fist in the far east?
[06:48] Cavi
Stop them, Carrol and Kim!
You have to stop them!
[06:58] Umpire
Are you all right?
[07:00] Carrol
Y-Yes. Looks like the milk I drank
this morning had gone bad.
[07:03] Commentator
Apparently, Carrol has been
playing through a stomachache!
[07:07] Commentator
This is a pure battle of wills! What passion!
[07:10] Carrol
I don't want to lose!
[07:12] Carrol
I don't want to lose...
[07:15] Carrol
But our opponents are just too good!
[07:21] Commentator
Game set! The winners are...
[07:25] Commentator
The Phony pair!
[07:25] Member C
Yes!
[07:29] Carrol
You saw through all of our tricks, didn't you?
[07:33] Carrol
And despite all that, you still defeated us.
[07:36] Carrol
You crushed us.
[07:38] Carrol
I think this is the first time
I've been genuinely upset...
[07:43] Twain
You're still young,
and you're clearly talented.
[07:46] Twain
From now on, hone your craft properly.
[07:48] Twain
I'm sure you'll become an amazing player.
[07:54] Carrol
Twain! I'll really do my best from now on!
[07:58] Twain
I believe in you.
[07:58] Nafalia
Not only did we successfully
complete our mission,
[08:00] Nafalia
but he managed to reform our opponent.
[08:03] Nafalia
Impressive as ever, Twilight. I love you.
[08:06] Kim
How stupid.
[08:08] Cavi
We lost this match, but we
still gained something.
[08:11] Cavi
You've grown so much, my son.
[08:14] Member A
Has it sunk in just how
much you've lost yet?
[08:18] Secretary 1
Sir, you have a phone call.
[08:20] Cavi
Don't ruin this moment!
What's wrong with you?
[08:22] Secretary 1
Well...
[08:23] Commentator
Our winners, the Phonys,
[08:25] Commentator
will be presented with a piece of their
choice from Mr. Campbell's collection.
[08:29] Commentator
Congratulations to them!
[08:35] Nafalia
This one. We'd like Lady in the Sun.
[08:38] Secretary 2
Understood. I will go fetch
it from the gallery.
[08:42] Cavi
No, wait.
[08:44] Cavi
I'm terribly sorry, but that is the
one piece I cannot give you now.
[08:50] Nafalia
And why is that? It's clearly
listed in your catalog.
[08:54] Cavi
Something came up.
[08:56] Cavi
You can pick any other piece.
I'll even make up the difference.
[09:01] Nafalia
Twilight...
[09:02] Twain
I knew it. The State Security
Service just called him.
[09:07] Twain
They must've caught wind of the code.
[09:10] Twain
They'll be here any moment to retrieve it.
[09:12] Cavi
Well? You don't have to decide
right at this moment, but...
[09:17] Nafalia
Would it be all right if we make our
choice after seeing the actual pieces?
[09:21] Cavi
Sure, that's fine.
[09:26] Nafalia
My, how lovely.
[09:28] Cavi
Only a select few are allowed
in here. You're truly lucky.
[09:32] Cavi
Oh? Where is your husband?
[09:34] Nafalia
His hangover was getting worse,
so he went to lie down.
[09:39] Nafalia
The painting is still here.
[09:41] Nafalia
Do you have any recommendations?
[09:43] Nafalia
If Lady in the Sun is out of the question,
[09:44] Nafalia
I was considering getting
something that isn't a painting.
[09:46] Cavi
Right this way.
[09:49] Nafalia
Do you mind if I put my things down here?
[09:50] Cavi
Of course not.
[09:52] Secretary 2
Sir, what about Lady in the Sun?
[09:55] Cavi
They'll be here in ten minutes.
[09:57] Cavi
I told them to wait in the lobby,
so take it out to them right away.
[10:01] Secretary 2
Yes, sir.
[10:14] Security
Hey, what are you doing? Hurry up.
[10:16] Secretary 2
It's better to make sure the piece
is in good condition, is it not?
[10:20] Security
Leave it. They didn't seem like they're
heading here just to retrieve an art piece.
[10:26] State Security Service Officer
Yes, this is definitely Lady in the Sun.
[10:30] State Security Service Officer
Thank you for your cooperation.
[10:32] Cavi
Oh, of course! I look forward
to seeing you again.
[10:39] Secretary 2
I will go see the Phonys to the entrance.
[10:44] Cavi
Yes, I'm counting on you.
[10:45] Cavi
Try seeing if they'll come play
for us while you're at it.
[11:02] Nafalia
Should we take them up on their offer
and continue working for WISE?
[11:07] Twain
I think I've had my fill of tennis for awhile.
[11:10] Twain
What did you pick from his collection?
[11:13] Nafalia
A strange pot and some rings
that are in awful taste.
[11:16] Nafalia
I have no interest in either.
[11:18] Twain
I suppose we could give them
to the Handler as a gift.
[11:21] Nafalia
Indeed.
[11:27] Twain
The exhaustion hit me all at once.
[11:29] Nafalia
But everything went well.
[11:30] Twain
I did panic a bit when he said
he couldn't hand it over...
[11:38] Twain
But things worked out in the end.
[11:40] Twain
All because you used your
racket bag to sneak in a fake.
[11:44] Nafalia
This was only possible due to your
technique in swapping them out.
[11:48] Nafalia
It also helped that the
code wasn't in the frame.
[11:51] Twain
Yes. The traces of special ink
on the back here must be it.
[11:57] Twain
Let's get this to the analyst
team back at HQ immediately.
[11:59] Nafalia
The State Security Service will probably
continue searching for a code that doesn't exist.
[12:06] Twain
Yes.
[12:08] Twain
Well, anyway...
[12:11] Twain
Mission complete.
[12:17] Loid
You can let me out over there, Nightfall.
[12:20] Fiona
I'll drop you off at your house.
[12:21] Fiona
So I can stay with you for
even a second longer.
[12:23] Loid
I'm Loid Forger, a husband and father.
[12:26] Loid
I can't have our neighbors getting the
wrong idea about our relationship.
[12:30] Loid
Plenty of people get reported to
the Secret Police over adultery.
[12:35] Fiona
Twilight... I was useful
on our mission, wasn't I?
[12:39] Fiona
I did my best for you.
[12:42] Fiona
I should be your rightful partner.
[12:45] Fiona
It should be me...
[12:47] Fiona
Very well.
[12:54] Loid
Well, see you at the hospital.
[12:55] Yor
Miss Anya! Bond! We should
start heading home.
[12:59] Anya
Okie.
[13:02] Loid
I guess they were playing tennis again today.
[13:13] Loid
Nightfall?!
[13:15] Fiona
Good evening, Mrs. Forger.
[13:17] Yor
Huh?!
[13:18] Yor
Oh, um... Fiona? Good evening.
[13:21] Anya
It's that one lady.
[13:22] Loid
I'm back, Yor.
[13:23] Yor
Oh, Loid.
[13:25] Loid
She gave me a ride since
we were going the same way.
[13:28] Fiona
I figured I should say hello.
[13:30] Yor
I-I see...
[13:34] Fiona
Do you play tennis, too?
[13:36] Yor
Huh? Oh...
[13:38] Yor
Miss Anya became obsessed with it after
we practiced with Loid the other day.
[13:42] Anya
Anya is an expert at home runs.
[13:44] Loid
We got really far in today's
competition thanks to you two.
[13:48] Yor
That's wonderful!
[13:49] Fiona
Hmph. You really think you helped
Twilight raise his level?
[13:53] Anya
Where are the fabulous prizes?
[13:55] Fiona
You arrogant woman. Even I could... no.
[13:59] Fiona
I would've helped Twilight become
more powerful far more efficiently.
[14:03] Fiona
Oh, then you must be quite
the tennis player yourself.
[14:06] Fiona
May I request a match with you, then?
[14:11] Loid
Er, Fiona, what are you doing?
SIGN I would like to find out if
[14:13] Fiona
I haven't gotten quite enough
exercise just yet.
SIGN this woman is athletic enough
SIGN to carry out Operation Strix.
[14:19] Fiona
If you wouldn't mind...
[14:21] Fiona
I'll crush you.
[14:23] Fiona
I will crush your heart to the last and make
you lose your place at the Forger household!
[14:29] Yor
I didn't know my place.
[14:31] Yor
I will let Fiona take my place as your wife.
[14:33] Loid
Okay!
[14:34] Anya
Huh?!
[14:35] Yor
Um, um...
[14:37] Yor
I have no idea what's going on.
[14:39] Loid
Feel free to say no, Yor.
[14:42] Yor
I accept!
[14:44] Yor
I have a feeling I cannot lose
or run away from this fight!
[14:48] Loid
I've always wanted to marry someone
who's really good at tennis.
[14:51] Fiona
For real? I'm awesome at tennis.
[14:53] Anya
Huh?!
[14:59] (Flashback) Becky
Anya! Did you see this
week's Berlint in Love?
[15:02] (Flashback) Becky
You wouldn't believe what happened!
[15:04] (Flashback) Becky
The protag's fiancée and his childhood
friend happened to run into each other!
[15:09] (Flashback) Becky
Oh my gosh! Those girls were
about to have a total catfight!
[15:12] (Flashback) Anya
Anya prefers cartoons.
[15:14] Anya
I finally understand how Becky felt!
[15:18] Anya
Anya loves shows about fighting, too!
[15:29] Anya
Huff, huff!
[15:38] Fiona
Come at me with everything you've got.
[15:41] Loid
Uh, don't, Fiona.
[15:42] Fiona
Please stay out of this, Doctor.
[15:45] Yor
She's right. It would be rude of me
to hold back against my opponent.
[15:49] Yor
I'll give it everything I've got!
[16:00] Yor
Oh!
[16:04] Fiona
You disappoint me, Yor Briar.
[16:06] Fiona
I knew it. You're...
[16:12] Yor
Oh, no! I've done it again!
[16:16] Yor
If I put too much strength into my swing,
[16:17] Yor
the racket strings just cut up the ball,
and it crumbles into pieces.
[16:21] Yor
I'm so sorry, Mr. Ball.
I'm just awful at tennis.
[16:26] Yor
I need to give it my all, but hold back
just enough that the ball actually flies.
[16:29] Yor
Miss Anya, could you get me another ball?
[16:32] Anya
Go forth, Transport Officer Bond!
[16:33] Bond
Borf!
[16:37] Yor
My apologies! Let's try that again!
[16:38] Fiona
Uh... wait. What?
[16:40] Fiona
What in the world did I just see?
The ball fell to pieces? Wha...
[16:44] Fiona
Huh?
[16:49] Fiona
Faster than the speed of sound?
[16:52] Fiona
Its path doesn't stray even a millimeter.
[16:55] Fiona
Oh, what a beautiful trajectory.
It's headed straight out of bounds.
[16:58] Fiona
That doesn't matter right now, Nightfall.
[17:00] Fiona
Put your racket in front of you. Or...
[17:02] Fiona
You'll die!
[17:07] Fiona
It's so heavy!
[17:09] Fiona
I can't push it back!
[17:11] Fiona
But...
[17:13] Fiona
But my love for Twilight is just as heavy!
[17:17] Fiona
This is nothing compared to all the
feelings for him I've built up over the years.
[17:21] Fiona
Forward! Bring the racket forward!
[17:23] Fiona
Shoot right through
Twilight's heart, Nightfall!
[17:26] Fiona
Don't let this woman steal him from you!
[17:28] Fiona
That's right. I'm the one standing next
to Twilight in the future he envisioned!
[17:32] Fiona
We'll reminisce about the hardships
we faced in the living room,
[17:35] Fiona
visit former battle sites together,
and retire in old age
[17:37] Fiona
to a neutral nation,
relaxing and gazing at the ocean.
[17:39] Fiona
Ah, just thinking about it
is getting me excited.
[17:41] Fiona
And that's why...
[17:42] Fiona
When it comes to being "Mrs. Forger"...
[17:45] Fiona
You need to switch with me!
[17:59] Fiona
I've lost... completely.
[18:02] Fiona
I stood no chance.
[18:04] Loid
That's why I said "don't."
[18:06] Yor
Are you all right?! Are you hurt at all?!
[18:09] Fiona
I'll admit it. Right now,
you're better than me.
[18:12] Yor
I beg your pardon?
[18:13] Fiona
But...
[18:14] Fiona
Mrs. Forger... I request a
revenge match in the future.
[18:25] Fiona
Just go ahead and enjoy
your life until then!
[18:29] Fiona
I will not give up!
[18:32] Yor
D-Did I make her mad?
[18:35] Anya
That lady sure is energetic.
[18:36] Loid
I-I think she's just very
passionate about tennis.
[18:39] Loid
I hope Yor doesn't get
too suspicious over this.
[18:42] Loid
Then again, this is just a marriage
of convenience, so it doesn't...
[18:46] Yor
Loid...
[18:48] Yor
I won!
[18:49] Loid
Er, yes... Congratulations.
[18:52] Yor
I won!
[18:54] Loid
Yes, you sure did!
[19:02] Loid
I'm really... really tired.
[19:05] Anya
Papa, I'm hungry.
[19:07] Bond
Borf...
[19:08] Loid
Sorry... Do you mind if we get takeout today?
[19:18] Sylvia
Excellent work retrieving
that painting last week.
[19:21] Sylvia
I have the results of the analysis today.
[19:24] Loid
Hm? Where's Nightfall?
[19:25] Sylvia
She said she's holing up in the mountains
to work on her swing speed today.
[19:29] Loid
I see.
[19:31] Sylvia
The code itself was extremely simple to crack.
[19:34] Sylvia
We've identified the top-secret depository,
[19:37] Sylvia
and sent our agents there
to retrieve the goods.
[19:39] Loid
Were you able to retrieve
the Zacharis Dossier?
[19:45] Loid
A journal?
[19:48] Colonel Zacharis
August 21st. Today, I have sealed something
extremely dangerous within this depository.
[19:54] Colonel Zacharis
Photographs of young actresses.
[19:57] Loid
Huh?
[19:59] Colonel Zacharis
I love all forms of theater!
[20:01] Colonel Zacharis
Though I much prefer comedic
musicals to tragic operas.
[20:04] Colonel Zacharis
Any production featuring young
ladies is truly exceptional.
[20:07] Colonel Zacharis
I just feel so compelled... to support them.
[20:10] (Flashback) Loid
I, uh... Uh-huh...
[20:12] Colonel Zacharis
I became so obsessed that my
wife beat me to a pulp once.
[20:15] (Flashback) Wife
How much money have you spent on this?!
[20:17] (Flashback) Colonel Zacharis
Er, I'm just being charitable...
[20:20] Colonel Zacharis
I even invited my wife to attend a show
with me, but she just didn't understand.
[20:24] (Flashback) Wife
I don't understand why they
just suddenly burst into song.
[20:27] Colonel Zacharis
She told me to throw all the photos away,
but I just couldn't let go of the rare ones.
[20:32] Colonel Zacharis
Ever since then, I've kept my
visits to the theater a secret.
[20:36] Colonel Zacharis
I've buried everything,
[20:38] Colonel Zacharis
including the photos that could reignite
conflict, in this basement depository.
[20:44] Loid
So "reignite the flames of war"... didn't mean
the war between the East and West.
[20:48] Sylvia
Rather, between husband and wife.
[20:49] Loid
How in the world would one
consider this a top-secret file?
[20:52] Loid
What was all of my hard work for?
[20:54] Senior Agent
Right before the war ended
[20:56] Senior Agent
and the diplomatic corps
from the West arrived,
[20:58] Senior Agent
Colonel Zacharis invited
them out to the theater.
[21:01] Senior Agent
But the fact that he asked them to keep
that outing a secret from his wife
[21:05] Senior Agent
is probably where this all originated from.
[21:08] Loid
No... There must be another code somewhere
between this journal and these photos!
[21:12] Sylvia
There is not. The analyst thoroughly
checked every last inch of it.
[21:18] Sylvia
There was nothing that could reignite the war,
and that's more than enough this time.
[21:26] Loid
You're right.
[21:32] Loid
A picture of the colonel?
[21:35] Loid
"My beloved wife and daughter."
[21:37] Senior Agent
After all was said and done,
the colonel remained a devoted family man.
[21:40] Senior Agent
He took his secret to the grave
to protect his happy family.
[21:43] Sylvia
If he truly loved his wife and daughter,
he would've tossed the photos. They're creepy.
[21:47] Senior Agent
Jeez, you just don't get it!
[21:49] Senior Agent
This is this, and that's that.
Rare items are still rare.
[21:53] Loid
It must be difficult to
maintain a happy family.
[22:00] Loid
Let's see... Can I get two each of these
apple tarts and caramel nut cakes?
SIGN THE ROLE OF A MOTHER AND WIFE
SHOPPING WITH FRIENDS
E24 - The Role of a Mother and Wife - Shopping with Friends
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[01:37] Wife A
Oh, you don't say! Really?
[01:41] Wife B
Yes, really! That's why I've been saying...
[01:44] Wife B
Oh? Good morning, Mrs. Forger.
[01:46] Wife B
What's the matter? You look so blue.
[01:48] Yor
Am I going to be tossed aside?
[01:51] Wife A
Huh?
[01:52] Yor
When I really think about it, it never
mattered if I won that tennis match.
[01:58] Wife A
What in the world?
[01:59] Wife B
Her husband cheated on her. I just know it.
[02:03] Wife A
Oh, heavens! What an awful man!
[02:07] Wife A
Well, look at how handsome he is!
I guess it's to be expected.
[02:09] Wife A
Women just flock to him
like fruit flies on fruit.
[02:12] Wife B
I hope the missus doesn't sell
him off to the Secret Police
[02:14] Wife B
like the woman in apartment 15
did with her husband.
[02:18] Loid
Is Yor concerned about Nightfall?
[02:21] Loid
Not good.
[02:22] Loid
This would be bad for my cover,
[02:25] Loid
and if she just happened to
mention it to her brother...
[02:27] Yor
So that's what happened.
[02:29] Yuri
That utter bastard!
I'll execute him immediately!
[02:32] Yuri
I'll get the entire
State Security Service on it!
[02:34] Loid
I can definitely see that happening.
SIGN THE ROLE OF A MOTHER AND WIFE
[02:36] Anya
Wah!
[02:38] Bond
Borf...
[02:39] Franky
Scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[02:40] Franky
I've got you cornered now, Bondman!
[02:41] Anya
Curse you, King Scruff!
[02:43] Franky
Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[02:47] Anya
Anya's gonna draw now.
[02:49] Franky
Heh. I'll allow you to use the magical
color-changing pen that I invented.
[02:54] Franky
Oh, yeah! I even brought a
Frisbee for the goodest boy!
[02:57] Bond
Borf!
[02:57] Anya
Hooray!
[02:59] Loid
So, yeah. Thanks for looking after the pla—
[03:02] Loid
Urk!
[03:04] Franky
No, seriously! How many times do I have
to tell you I ain't no babysitter?!
[03:08] Loid
I already explained this to you.
[03:10] Loid
If I don't clear up Yor's misunderstanding
involving my coworker,
[03:12] Loid
it'll affect the mission.
[03:13] Franky
Well, have your damn family meeting at home!
[03:15] Loid
It'd be hard to talk to her about
these things in front of the child.
[03:19] Loid
Anyway, here.
[03:21] Franky
Don't try to solve everything
with money, you damn villain!
[03:25] Franky
Anyway, time to go to
the park, kids! Let's enjoy!
[03:29] Anya
Yay!
[03:31] Bond
Borf.
[03:36] Loid
Yor.
[03:38] Yor
I'm sorry. I'm late because
I had to work overtime.
[03:42] Loid
Well, you can relax now.
[03:44] Yor
So what are we...
[03:47] Loid
I thought we could go out
and enjoy some drinks.
[03:49] Loid
I know a great place.
[03:58] Barkeep
Here's your Red Queen.
[04:00] Yor
Thank you.
[04:02] Loid
I'll have my usual scotch.
[04:07] Loid
Thank you for always doing the
chores and taking care of Anya.
[04:10] Loid
Cheers.
[04:12] Yor
Oh, ch-ch-cheers...
[04:15] Yor
I-I wonder what's going on.
[04:18] Yor
He seems like he wants
to talk about something.
[04:21] Loid
Thanks for everything you've done.
[04:23] Loid
I'll enjoy life with my new wife now.
[04:25] Nightfall
Good evening.
[04:27] Loid
Tee-hee.
[04:28] Yor
Oh, I knew it!
[04:31] Loid
By the way, Yor...
[04:32] Loid
About Fiona the other day—
[04:34] Yor
Wai—whoa!
[04:36] Loid
Yor?
[04:37] Yor
S-Sorry about that...
[04:39] Yor
What should I do? This is a problem.
[04:42] Yor
If he ends this relationship...
[04:46] Yor
Well... This was always a
marriage of convenience.
[04:51] Yor
I have no right to say anything
about Loid's personal life.
[04:55] Loid
Um...
[04:57] Yor
If Loid has romantic feelings for her,
that means I'm no longer of use,
[05:02] Yor
and I should just leave.
[05:05] Yor
Um, Loid...
[05:07] Yor
If this is what you want,
I'd be happy to, um...
[05:13] Yor
Uh...
[05:15] Yor
Huh? But why?
[05:18] Yor
Um...
[05:21] Yor
My throat keeps closing up,
and the words won't come out.
[05:24] Yor
Is it because I want this life to continue?
[05:28] Yor
But you mustn't, Yor!
[05:29] Yor
Loid's happiness is more important
than protecting yourself.
[05:31] Yor
You need to tell him that!
[05:34] Yor
Oh, alcohol!
[05:35] Yor
Give me strength! Open, throat!
[05:39] Yor
That's not enough! Let me have yours, Loid!
[05:42] Loid
Yor! You're going to die
if you drink like that!
[05:46] Yor
Woid...
[05:48] Loid
Huh?
[05:49] Yor
Jush who ish dat woman?!
[05:52] Yor
Are you in wuv wif her, Woid?!
[05:56] Loid
I was just about to explain all that...
[05:59] Yor
Oh, I shee! Sho you were
in a werationship! God damn!
[06:04] Yor
I jush wanted to giff you my bwessings!
What am I even shaying?!
[06:05] Loid
Please calm down, Yor...
[06:10] Loid
She's just a colleague of mine.
[06:12] Loid
I promise you, our relationship
is nothing more than that.
[06:14] Barkeep
Being such a hot guy must be rough.
[06:18] Yor
Ish fine. I know I'm a fwailure.
[06:21] Yor
I'm nowhere near ash pwetty ash Hiona.
[06:24] Loid
Have you... heard a word I've said?
[06:26] Loid
Hm? Wait...
[06:27] Yor
But you shaid before dat
I wash pwetty, too.
[06:30] Yor
Wash dat jush a wie?!
[06:33] Loid
I thought she was fearing the end of our
contract because she lost faith in her abilities.
[06:39] Loid
Is this actually jealousy?
[06:41] Yor
Are you awready shick of me?
[06:44] Loid
Wait, does Yor have romantic feelings for me?!
[06:49] Loid
I am Twilight.
[06:50] Loid
I have had relationships with countless
women for the sake of my missions.
[06:55] Loid
I'm sorry I've made you worry, Yor.
[06:58] Loid
If Yor truly feels this way about me,
I simply must take advantage of this.
[07:01] Loid
Which means... time for
Operation Honey Trap.
[07:03] Loid
But I want you to have faith in me.
[07:05] Yor
Huh?!
[07:07] Loid
Do you hate me now?
[07:09] Yor
Huh? U-Um, no... I wouldn't shay that...
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[07:13] Loid
Yor, after spending so much time by your side,
I've finally realized my true feelings.
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[07:19] Yor
Um... W-W-W-Woi...
[07:21] Yor
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[07:23] Yor
Woi?!
[07:24] Loid
Yor, let's get married for rea—
[07:35] Yor
Huh? Wha' did I jush do?!
[07:41] Patrons
Oooh...
[07:42] Loid
I was so wrong!
[07:43] Loid
The force behind that kick...
[07:45] Loid
That wasn't from embarrassment.
That was true rejection!
[07:48] Loid
There weren't even a hint of
romantic feelings there!
[07:50] Loid
I got cocky! I'm so sorry!
[07:53] Yor
Are you awwight, Woid?!
[07:56] Loid
I don't understand! What was
that mood of hers just now?!
[07:59] Loid
Did she initiate some high-level reverse
trap to get me to initiate my honey trap?
[08:02] Loid
Is Yor a spy? No, calm down,
Twilight. That can't be it.
[08:07] Yor
I'm sho sowwy! I'm sho sowwy! Woid! Woi...
[08:07] Loid
I can't let my guard down like that.
Somehow, being with Yor throws me off...
[08:12] Yor
Beneath their silver shine, drift to sleep...
[08:18] Loid
A song?
[08:21] Loid
How nostalgic. That's a lullaby
I used to hear all the time.
[08:24] Yor
O sweet prince of mine...
[08:30] Yor
Drift to sleep...
[08:32] Loid
Mother?
[08:36] Yor
I don't know the rest of the words...
[08:45] Yor
Good mworning, Woid...
[08:47] Loid
Wh-Where am I?!
[08:50] Loid
How long was I out?!
[08:52] Yor
We're at a nearby park.
[08:54] Yor
The barthender shaid we were
being too woud and kicked ush out.
[08:58] Yor
You were only asweep for about five minutes.
[09:00] Loid
I haven't been knocked out like that
since my instructor got rough with me!
[09:04] Loid
You've let your guard
down way too much, Loid!
[09:06] Loid
Also, why I was I using
her lap as a pillow?!
[09:08] Yor
I'm very sowwy, Woid.
[09:12] Yor
Of course you'd get shick of
a musclehead woman wike me...
[09:32] Loid
When I was little...
[09:36] Loid
Though I can't remember her face anymore,
[09:38] Loid
I loved being in my mother's arms.
[09:41] Loid
Even on nights when we could've
been bombed at any moment,
[09:44] Loid
just having my mother by my side
allowed me to sleep soundly.
[09:48] Loid
My mother was strong.
[09:51] Loid
Anya tells me all the time that
[09:55] Loid
even if she's in danger, her Mama
will come save her, so she'll be okay.
[10:00] Loid
The reason she's able to
smile and have fun like that
[10:03] Loid
is because you're a safe place for her, Yor.
[10:07] Loid
We agents of the state have been
trying to rebuild this world
[10:10] Loid
through our blood, sweat, and tears.
[10:12] Loid
Yet she managed to accomplish
that all on her own.
[10:15] Loid
You're very strong, Yor.
[10:18] Loid
This may be rude to say
to an unmarried woman,
[10:21] Loid
but you're already a wonderful mother.
[10:24] Yor
I don't think mine is the kind of
strength you're talking about...
[10:28] Loid
I have absolutely no intention of replacing
you in the role of her mother.
[10:32] Yor
B-But Hiona...
[10:35] Loid
Even if I had ever asked her to
take on the role of Anya's mother,
[10:38] Loid
she has absolutely no parenting skills.
[10:41] Yor
But in my cashe... I'd jush been
taking care of Yuri for sho long...
[10:46] Yor
that I jusht twied to do
shomething similar.
[10:48] Loid
But that's just it, though.
[10:51] Loid
This is a skill you've been building
up ever since you were little,
[10:54] Loid
which makes you unparalleled.
[10:56] Loid
Have more confidence in yourself.
[10:58] Loid
I would love for you to
continue being Anya's mother.
[11:07] Loid
And to continue in the role of my wife.
[11:12] Yor
I humbwy accept...
If you'll continue to have me.
[11:18] Loid
Yor, your nose is running.
[11:21] Yor
Pwease excuse me...
[11:24] Loid
Should we head home?
[11:25] Yor
Yesh, we should.
[11:27] Yor
I'll make you shome hot
tea once we get home.
[11:31] Anya
Mama and Papa are late.
They must be shacking up somewhere.
[11:34] Franky
Where exactly do you learn to talk like that?
[11:37] Anya
Mostly from Becky.
[11:39] Anya
I hope they'll be home soon.
[11:41] Franky
Hey, do you like your mom and dad?
[11:46] Anya
I love them!
[11:47] Franky
I see.
[11:53] Loid
We're home.
[11:54] Bond
Borf!
[11:55] Anya
Mama and Papa are flirt...
[11:58] Anya
...ing.
[12:01] Franky
The hell, man?!
[12:02] Franky
Did you try to put some moves
on her and get punched?!
[12:04] Yor
No, no! Ish all my fault!
[12:06] Anya
He's a chin monster.
[12:07] Franky
Here, have a closer look!
[12:09] Loid
Wait! Don't touch it!
[12:11] Loid
Don't touch!
[12:12] Yor
I'm actually surprised myself.
[12:15] Yor
Back then, I never became attached to
anyone or anything other than my brother.
[12:21] Yor
And yet...
[12:22] Yor
I really can't let this place go.
[12:29] Narrator
The next day...
[12:31] Yor
Loid! What in the world
happened to your chin?!
[12:34] Loid
Wait, what?! You forgot everything
that happened yesterday?!
[12:38] Narrator
They had the same conversation
all over again.
[12:44] Damian
So the social gathering is
finally happening next week.
[12:47] Emile
Well...
[12:48] Ewen
They don't really apply to us just yet.
[12:51] Damian
I'm gonna get eight Stella in no time.
[12:54] Ewen
Of course!
[12:55] Anya
The mission so that Papa can be
friends with Second's Son's papa:
[12:59] Anya
Operation Skoricks.
[13:00] Anya
To make it a success, I must
become an Imperel Scooter
[13:03] Anya
and go to the social event.
[13:06] Anya
But...
[13:07] Anya
Anya has sort of given up
on getting eight stars.
[13:11] Anya
Whether it's studying...
[13:14] Anya
or sports, I'm not getting better at all,
and my heart can't take more disappointment.
[13:20] Anya
And that's why Anya is
giving her all to Plan B,
[13:22] Anya
the Friendship Scheme,
to get closer to Second Son,
[13:25] Anya
but that's not going well, either.
[13:28] Damian
The heck are you looking at, huh?
[13:29] Emile
Stupid daughter of that
violent, bribing doctor!
[13:32] Anya
Anya is losing patience.
[13:33] Becky
Oh, my heart is getting impatient
watching you like this, Anya!
[13:37] Becky
I totally get it, Anya! It's so hard
to tell someone you love them!
[13:43] Anya
Love?
[13:44] Anya
I love Papa.
[13:46] Anya
I love Mama.
[13:48] Anya
I love peanuts.
[13:50] Anya
I love cartoons.
[13:51] Anya
Second Son...
[13:53] Anya
Nope, nuh-uh.
[13:55] Becky
Oh, look at you being all shy!
Be true to your heart!
[13:58] Becky
Okay, I know! I'll help you
so he ends up liking you.
[14:04] Becky
Boys always fall for how a girl looks.
[14:08] Becky
If you get dressed up all cute and fancy,
he'll be head over heels for you in no time!
[14:12] Anya
Oho.
[14:13] Becky
Which means, next weekend...
[14:16] Becky
We're going shopping together!
SIGN SHOPPING WITH FRIENDS
[14:18] Anya
Anya's never been in a fancy car!
[14:20] Anya
So exciting!
[14:22] Becky
It's not bad, right?
[14:24] Becky
And hey! I went all the way to your house,
and my precious Loid wasn't there! Why?!
[14:30] (Flashback) Becky
Loid, oh Loid! Wherefore art thou, Loid?
[14:33] (Flashback) Yor
Thank you for looking
after our daughter today.
[14:36] Anya
Papa had an emergency at work.
[14:38] Becky
Also, my precious Loid's
wife is way prettier in person.
[14:41] Becky
She's definitely a worthy rival.
[14:43] Martha
You mustn't commit adultery, my lady.
[14:46] Becky
By the way, that pochette is
really cute. What's in it?
[14:49] Anya
Um...
[14:51] Anya
Lots of cold, hard cash.
[14:53] Loid
Being on good terms with the Blackbells
will be extremely advantageous.
[14:57] Loid
I'm sure intel will be willing
to splurge on the budget.
[14:59] (Flashback) Loid
Take this.
[15:00] (Flashback) Yor
That much?!
[15:02] Anya
My allowance.
[15:03] Becky
Oh, my precious Loid is so kind!
[15:06] Becky
It's not that much, though.
[15:07] Martha
Kids these days...
[15:09] Anya
How many peanuts can I buy with this?
[15:12] Becky
We're not buying peanuts.
[15:15] Becky
We're buying clothes, my dear. Clothes.
[15:29] Employees
Welcome, Miss Becky.
[15:32] Employee A
We've prepared quite a few pieces
from the Berlint Collection.
[15:36] Becky
Thank you!
[15:38] Anya
Are your family evil masterminds after all?
[15:41] Anya
How much cold, hard cash do you have?
[15:43] Becky
I've never even walked
around with cash before.
[15:47] Becky
Usually, the shops come to me, but today,
[15:50] Becky
I wanted to enjoy shopping with you,
so I rented out this whole department store.
[15:55] Becky
Let's have you try on all kinds of outfits
[15:57] Becky
and find the one that'll make him fall for you.
SIGN Lip-Reading Techniques
to Let You Truly Be Yourself
Read Minds and Become
More Beautiful.
SIGN Anya's Fall Collection
SIGN Clothes That'll Get Your Classmates to Love You
SIGN A Special Feature on Westalis Import Brands
SIGN A Telepath Girl's Styling Tutorial
Styling Tutorial
SIGN Forget All About Your School Uniform
[16:09] Becky
Yes! Perfect, Anya!
[16:12] Becky
You look adorable! But I'm still cuter.
[16:15] Becky
That's right, Anya. Break free from
your shell and become a new you.
[16:20] Becky
Hmm... Maybe we broke the shell a bit too much.
[16:23] Becky
But you need to be aggressive
when it comes to fashion!
[16:27] Becky
Perfect, Anya! I don't even get
it anymore, but it's perfect!
[16:30] Becky
Reach out your hand and
go beyond fashion itself!
[16:36] Anya
Fashion is hard...
[16:37] Becky
Yeah... We don't know what he's into,
so it's hard to narrow down the choices.
[16:43] Anya
But I wear the same clothes
every day at school.
[16:46] Anya
I don't have a chance to
show off another outfit.
[16:48] Becky
Of course our uniforms
are the same every day.
[16:52] Becky
But if our instructor allows it,
[16:54] Becky
we can wear our own clothes at the
dorm party at the end of the term.
[16:57] Becky
That'll be your opportunity!
[16:59] Becky
Oh, wait! If parents and guardians
are going to attend this party...
[17:04] Loid
My, what a beautiful young lady.
[17:06] Loid
I'm Anya's father, Loid.
[17:08] Becky
Oh, no! I shouldn't have wasted so
much time finding clothes for Anya!
[17:13] Anya
Shock!
[17:14] Becky
Hey, what kind of clothes
does my precious Loid like?
[17:22] Employees
So cute!
[17:23] Becky
Maybe I'll go for an orthodox cute look.
[17:27] Employee A
Miss Becky!
[17:32] Employees
How lovely!
[17:34] Becky
Or perhaps something a bit more stylish?
[17:37] Employee B
You look amazing!
[17:39] Becky
How about this?
[17:42] Becky
Maybe I'll just go for a
more sophisticated look.
[17:46] Employee C
So mature!
[17:47] Becky
Maybe I'll try out his wife's look.
[17:50] Employee A
It's perfect!
[17:51] Employees B & C
So cute!
[17:53] Becky
Hmm... I don't know what to do anymore, either.
[17:57] Employee A
You looked lovely in all of them.
[18:00] Becky
Anyway, I'll go ahead and buy all of them.
[18:02] Employee A
Thank you very much.
[18:04] Becky
Which one do you want, Anya?
[18:06] Anya
Anya's tummy is already very
full from all the outfits.
[18:09] Becky
Really? Then do you want
to go look at some shoes?
[18:32] Becky
I guess I'm a little tired, too.
[18:35] Anya
I almost shopped myself to death...
[18:38] Becky
To death? Are you actually going to die?
[18:41] Martha
My lady, you have purchased too many things.
[18:44] Becky
Wait! Are you in there somewhere, Martha?!
[18:48] Becky
By the way, you haven't
bought anything yet, Anya.
[18:51] Anya
I dunno what I want.
[18:53] Anya
Fashion is hard.
[18:56] Becky
Did you... not enjoy shopping with me?
[19:02] Anya
I had fun!
[19:04] Anya
This is Anya's first time shopping
with a friend! So exciting!
[19:09] Becky
Friend?
[19:11] Becky
I-In that case, let's get right back into it!
[19:14] Becky
Let's look for something you want, Anya!
[19:16] Anya
Cartoon merch is what calls my name.
[19:19] Becky
They don't have anything
like that at this shop.
[19:24] Becky
I think there's a plushie shop over there.
[19:27] Anya
Who is Mister Sheep here?
[19:29] Becky
Huh?
[19:30] Becky
Oh, it's this department store's mascot.
[19:34] Becky
Look over there.
[19:35] Becky
Apparently, it's because they
started off selling wool.
[19:39] Anya
So cute... I want this!
[19:41] Becky
What? A key chain?
[19:43] Becky
You're such a child, Anya.
[19:46] Anya
It's to remember going shopping with you.
[19:49] Becky
Huh?
[19:50] Anya
To celebrate that we both overcame death.
[19:52] Becky
Th-Then I'll also—
[19:55] (Flashback) Becky's Father
Listen well, Becky.
[19:56] (Flashback) Becky's Father
As the daughter of a top conglomerate,
you must only wear the finest things.
[20:05] Anya
Here! I bought one for you, too.
[20:08] Becky
Huh? When did you...
[20:10] Anya
Anya is very good at doing big sister things.
[20:12] Becky
But...
[20:14] Martha
If you were to ignore
your friend's generosity,
[20:17] Martha
you would be tarnishing the Blackbell name.
[20:19] Martha
I'm sure that's exactly
what your father would say.
[20:22] Becky
Th-Then I guess I don't have a choice.
[20:25] Becky
It's a bit embarrassing,
but I guess I'll take it.
[20:29] Becky
Thank you.
[20:30] Anya
Becky should also be more honest.
[20:32] Becky
Wait, why did we go shopping today, anyway?
[20:35] Anya
I forget.
[20:36] Becky
Well, whatever. Let's go home.
[20:53] (Flashback) Kid
Becky's always so mean!
[20:56] (Flashback) Kid
She always says mean things and bullies us!
[20:59] (Flashback) Becky
What? What's wrong with calling you little
brats when that's exactly what you are?
[21:03] (Flashback) Martha
That's quite enough, young lady!
[21:05] (Flashback) Becky
Eden College? No!
Because I learned in nursery school
[21:09] (Flashback) Becky
that no good comes from associating
with commoners.
[21:12] (Flashback) Becky
This sucks.
[21:14] (Flashback) Becky
Whatever. I guess smiling and going along with
those around you is the adult strategy here.
[21:19] (Flashback) Martha
My lady, you mustn't think you know all
there is to know about everything and everyone.
[21:24] (Flashback) Martha
Once you can stop doing that, you'll be
on your way to becoming a proper adult.
[21:32] (Flashback) Becky
Listen to this, Martha!
[21:34] (Flashback) Becky
There's this really interesting
girl in my class!
[21:36] (Flashback) Becky
Maybe school's not so bad after all!
[21:41] Becky
I'll get you something later...
[21:47] Martha
I'm very happy for you, my lady.
[21:52] Loid
Just this was 300 dalc?!
SIGN ° Roughly 100,000 yen
[21:54] Anya
It's the treasure Becky and me share.
[21:56] Bond
Jealou...
[21:58] Becky
Good morning!
[22:00] Becky
Anya!
[22:02] Anya
Morning, pwease.
[22:07] Anya
We match!
[22:08] Becky
We do!
[22:10] Becky
I hope the teachers don't yell at us.
[22:12] Anya
It's no problem!
[22:14] Becky
You're right.
[22:22] Ewen
What's the matter, Lord Damian?
[22:25] Damian
Nothing! Jeez!
SIGN FIRST CONTACT
E25 - First Contact
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[01:38] State security service officer
Pardon me. May we see
your ID and invitation?
SIGN You are now entering the Eden College social gathering venue
This area is highly secured
[01:41] State security service officer
Ah, Mr. Hamilton.
[01:43] State security service officer
Please drive through.
[01:52] Narrator
The social gathering at Eden College.
[01:53] Narrator
A traditional event held every half-term
for Imperial Scholars and their parents,
[01:59] Narrator
as well as a handful of the alumni,
[02:02] Narrator
including prominent figures
in politics and business,
[02:04] Narrator
scholars, engineers, artists, and athletes.
[02:08] Narrator
The lineup was always impressive.
[02:12] Attendee A
The security is rather
intense again this year.
[02:15] Attendee B
Well, the crowd is filled with VIPs.
[02:18] Attendee B
I can't help but be a bit nervous knowing
the State Security Service is here.
[02:22] Loid
The level of security here is
the same as a summit meeting.
[02:25] Loid
I was prepared for that, but this
goes beyond even my expectations.
[02:28] Loid
Infiltrating it will prove to be difficult.
[02:30] Loid
The easiest thing would be if I could get
in without needing an Imperial Scholar...
[02:35] Loid
But of course, if things were that simple,
[02:37] Loid
we wouldn't have initiated
Operation Strix to begin with.
[02:41] Loid
In the past, intelligence from the West
[02:43] Loid
tried infiltrating the gathering
many times and ended in failure.
[02:46] Loid
We can't keep failing just so they
can keep strengthening their defenses.
[02:51] Loid
The venue for the event
is the Tower of Wisdom.
[02:53] Loid
Other than the entrance located in front,
there are only a handful of fixed windows.
[02:57] Loid
The roof of the tower is a garden,
[03:00] Loid
but infiltrating from above would draw
too much attention to be feasible.
[03:02] Loid
There are currently no promising
routes from the basement.
[03:06] Loid
At the one and only entrance, they conduct an
extensive identity check and body pat-down.
[03:10] Loid
They also use the most
cutting-edge detectors.
[03:13] Loid
Going in with a disguise or trying to place
a wire on someone would be difficult.
[03:18] Loid
Because none of the surrounding
buildings are taller,
[03:20] Loid
it would be impossible to read lips nearby.
[03:23] Loid
Perhaps there's a way to sneak
into the building days ahead...
[03:26] Loid
No, that would pose quite a risk, too.
[03:29] Loid
So there's no way to infiltrate the venue?
[03:31] Loid
No, with a little bit of force,
it wouldn't be impossible
[03:35] Loid
to infiltrate just once. For example,
[03:37] Loid
if we were trying to assassinate Desmond,
[03:40] Loid
it would have been quite possible.
[03:42] Loid
But the purpose of Operation Strix is
a continuous interaction with Desmond.
[03:46] Loid
To get into his good graces and
extract information from him.
[03:49] Loid
Even if we are able to clear
all of these requirements,
[03:52] Loid
and tried to get close to him
disguised as someone else...
[03:56] Desmond
Well, hello again.
[03:57] Famous Person
Huh? But I didn't attend last time...
[04:00] Loid
Famous people would be easy to trace,
[04:02] Loid
and if they're accompanied by a child,
it'll complicate things even more.
[04:05] Imperial Scholar
You're being weird today, Papa.
[04:07] Loid
And if I disguise myself
as school staff or a waiter,
[04:11] Loid
I won't even be able to speak with him.
[04:12] Loid
I can't utilize any plans that
could arouse suspicion.
[04:15] Loid
Desmond is extremely cautious, so there's
a possibility he'd never attend again.
[04:20] Loid
My best bet is to interact
with him as Loid Forger.
[04:23] Loid
All I can do right now is make the
necessary preparations for next time.
[04:27] Loid
There'll rarely ever be a chance to
encounter Desmond outside the tower,
[04:31] Loid
but I'll look into any possibilities.
[04:35] Teacher
This ends our class for today.
[04:39] Teacher
The social gathering is this evening,
so the school will be closed.
[04:42] Teacher
Any students who are not attending
should leave immediately.
[04:46] 15
The social gathering...
I wonder what it's like.
[04:49] 14
Don't all kinds of celebrities show up?
[04:52] 17
I heard that the cosmonaut Yachayka
will give a speech.
[04:55] 16
Ooh, the actress Amy, too.
[04:56] 9
What? Really?
[04:58] 6
Hey, is your father going
to be there, too, Damian?
[05:01] 1
Your older brother is an
Imperial Scholar, after all.
[05:05] Becky
I'm so excited we just have a half-day today.
[05:07] 1
Hey, are you listening?
[05:13] (Flashback) Damian
This is Damian Desmond from Cecile Hall.
[05:16] (Flashback) Damian
Could you connect me to Demetrius Desmond?
[05:21] Demetrius
What?
[05:22] (Flashback) Damian
H-Hey, Bro.
[05:24] Demetrius
What do you want?
[05:26] (Flashback) Damian
Oh, sorry. About tomorrow...
You're going to the social gathering, right?
[05:31] Demetrius
Yeah.
[05:32] (Flashback) Damian
When you see Father, there's
something I'd like you to ask him.
[05:35] (Flashback) Damian
I was wondering if I could see him,
even just for a little bit, after the gathering.
[05:40] (Flashback) Damian
Can you tell him I'll be waiting
in the courtyard of Library 2?
[05:43] Demetrius
I'll tell him, but don't get your hopes up.
[05:47] Demetrius
Father is busy.
[05:49] (Flashback) Damian
Yeah...
[05:50] Demetrius
Is that all?
[05:52] (Flashback) Damian
Yeah.
[05:52] Damian
All right. Bye.
[05:58] 1
Hey, let me greet your father.
[06:02] 1
My father's going to pick me up today.
Then we can both greet him. Okay?
[06:05] 6
What? No fair. Hey, Damian, let me come, too.
[06:09] Damian
Shut up.
[06:13] Ewen
Lord Damian!
[06:15] Anya
Is Second Son planning to meet
with the evil boss today?
[06:18] Becky
Hey, want to go shopping again today?
[06:21] Anya
Anya's plan to use fassun
on Second Son failed.
[06:24] Anya
Which means...
[06:28] Anya
Meeting my papa will lead
to nothing but good things!
[06:32] Desmond (Anya)
Oho.
[06:33] Anya
I'll follow Second Son and
fight the evil boss myself.
[06:36] Damian
What the hell have you been up to all week?!
[06:38] Damian
You're creepy! Stop following me!
[06:41] Ewen
Lord Damian, perhaps she...
[06:44] Damian
Wh-What?
[06:46] Ewen
Perhaps she's following us to get
in your father's good graces.
[06:50] Emile
Yes! Just like the others!
[06:53] Damian
You stupid uggo!
[06:55] Damian
Stubby-legged uggo!
[06:57] Becky
Well, that's rude.
[06:58] Damian
Don't ever come near me again!
[07:00] Damian
You creepy gorilla-girl stalker!
[07:03] Anya
Anya is thinking of punching him again.
[07:06] Becky
Don't. You'll get expelled.
[07:09] Loid
As I feared, she's still not
getting along with Damian.
[07:11] Loid
So Plan B might be in dire straits, too.
[07:13] Anya
Papa?!
[07:14] Loid
No, perhaps she's trying to make
up with him in her own way.
[07:18] Loid
Well done.
[07:19] Loid
For now, I need to find Damian, who may
encounter his father outside the venue.
[07:24] Anya
Wait! Anya will fight the evil boss, too!
[07:27] Becky
What? Let's go home already.
[07:31] Emile
Are you heading to the meeting spot already?
[07:33] Ewen
Your father won't be here until
after the social gathering, right?
[07:36] Ewen
That won't be for hours.
[07:38] Loid
So he is meeting with his father. Excellent.
[07:41] Emile
Since we're here, shall we
get closer to the venue?
[07:54] Emile
Wow, it's quite impressive.
[07:57] Ewen
Imperial Scholars! I may pee my pants.
[08:00] Emile
Wow, and your father is one of the
top VIPs among all these VIPs.
[08:05] Ewen
That goes for you, as well,
since you're his son!
[08:08] Emile
Lord Damian?
[08:10] Damian
I'm not going to see my father after all.
[08:12] Ewen and Emile
Huh?
[08:13] Loid
What? That's not good!
[08:15] Damian
That's right. My father's amazing. He's very busy.
[08:19] Damian
There's no way he'd have
time to bother with me.
[08:21] Damian
I'll go talk to my bro again.
[08:23] Damian
I'll tell him to cancel the meetup.
[08:25] Anya
That's not happening!
[08:28] Damian
What's your problem?
You're still here, you stalker?
[08:31] Anya
Second Son's scared. Anya can tell.
[08:35] Damian
Huh?!
[08:36] Damian
Wh-What's with her? Is she
actually reading my mind?
[08:41] Anya
A-Anya knows that, um...
[08:44] Anya
That you only got 50 points
on our last language test.
[08:48] Damian
H-How do you know that?!
[08:50] Damian
Wait, that has nothing to do with anything.
[08:52] Anya
I peeked over your shoulder.
[08:54] Becky
Anya's become an actual stalker.
[08:57] Anya
You're scared your father will find
out that you did bad on your test.
[09:01] Anya
Anya totally understands because
she only got 17 points.
[09:04] Damian
Don't lump me in with you!
[09:06] Anya
Anya's a little scared because she's
not sure if Papa loves her or not.
[09:10] Anya
He always gets mad at me.
[09:12] Loid
Anya...
[09:13] Anya
But I believe in him because I love him.
[09:17] Anya
And so...
[09:19] Anya
Anya always shows him her tests,
even if they're real bad.
[09:28] Anya
What were we talking about again?
[09:30] Becky
Dunno.
[09:32] Damian
Damn it!
[09:33] Ewen
Lord Damian, where are you going?
[09:34] Damian
This is dumb.
[09:36] Damian
I'm going to wait for
Father in the courtyard.
[09:38] Emile
Lord Damian!
[09:39] Damian
I ain't scared!
[09:42] Loid
I'm not quite sure what happened,
but well done, Anya!
[09:45] Loid
Her provocation worked in my favor!
[09:54] Becky
Huh? You're going to wait, too?
[09:56] Becky
Why?! My car's waiting,
so let's just go home!
[10:00] Becky
Wait... Is she planning to meet his
parents because she hopes to marry him?
[10:05] Becky
She's serious! You must be serious, Anya!
[10:08] Becky
All right, Anya. I'll wait with you!
[10:11] Becky
I will see your resolve through!
[10:14] Anya
Zzz...
[10:17] Becky
I was wrong. She's not serious at all.
[10:20] Becky
Martha! Carry Anya to the car.
[10:23] Becky
We're going home.
[10:24] Martha
As you wish.
[10:26] Becky
Anya's such a free spirit.
[10:29] Becky
Oh, goodbye, sir.
[10:31] Disguised Loid
Yes, goodbye.
[10:33] Becky
And then Anya...
[10:35] Loid
Making this replica was the right choice.
SIGN Twilight's handmade replica
Cost of materials: 10 dalc
[10:43] Loid
Looks like the gathering
ended without issue.
[10:45] Loid
The security layout...
[10:47] Loid
The flow of people and items, changes...
[10:49] Loid
It was definitely worth it.
All that's left is...
[10:51] Loid
And Desmond's finally here.
[10:54] Loid
He's headed to...
[10:56] Loid
All right.
[10:58] Ewen
I wonder if they're about done.
[11:01] Loid
Hmm...
[11:06] Loid
Oh, pardon me, boys.
[11:08] Loid
Did you happen to see a sheep
key chain around here?
[11:11] Loid
It's apparently very
important to my daughter.
[11:13] Loid
But she seems to have
dropped it around here,
[11:15] Loid
so she came to me in tears,
asking me to look for it.
[11:17] Damian
Oh, is this it? It was on
the ground over there.
[11:20] Loid
Oh, that's it! Thank you.
You're a lifesaver.
[11:23] Ewen
That's definitely her...
[11:24] Loid
Thank goodness!
[11:25] Damian
Hey, are you Forger's dad, old man?
[11:28] Loid
Hm? Old man?
[11:29] Loid
I am. Oh... are you her classmates?
[11:33] Loid
Wait. I'm sorry if you're not...
[11:35] Loid
But might you be... Damian Desmond?
[11:37] Damian
Y-Yeah, I am.
[11:40] Loid
I'm so terribly sorry!
[11:42] Loid
I'm sorry for what my daughter did
on the day of the entrance ceremony!
[11:46] Damian
Uh, sure...
[11:47] Loid
I wanted to visit your home to apologize,
[11:50] Loid
but I wasn't able to see you or your parents,
so it's been on my mind all this time.
[11:53] Damian
I mean, I live in the dorms.
[11:56] Loid
I'm responsible for my daughter's
rudeness. I'm truly sorry.
[11:59] Damian
Uh, it's fine.
[12:01] Loid
I would still like to
apologize to your parents.
[12:04] Emile
Ah, Lord Damian! Over there! Your father...
[12:07] Loid
I'm truly sorry, Damian.
[12:10] Loid
For the sake of my mission,
[12:11] Loid
I'll be butting into your reunion
with your father for a bit.
[12:16] Damian
Father...
[12:19] SP A
Young Master, who is that man?
[12:21] Damian
Huh? Oh, he's my classmate's father.
[12:24] Loid
U-Um, you must be Chairman Desmond.
[12:28] SP A
Hey, step back. We need you to leave.
[12:30] Desmond
It's all right. What is it?
[12:34] Loid
I've been wanting to apologize for my
daughter's rudeness toward your son.
[12:41] Loid
Oh, I haven't properly
introduced myself. I'm...
[12:46] Loid
Loid Forger.
SIGN FIRST CONTACT
[12:54] WISE Agent
Council Secretary Byron.
[12:55] WISE Agent
Colonel McNeill of the national army.
[12:57] WISE Agent
Prosecutor Farnham from the Ministry
of Justice. Cosmonaut Yachayka.
[13:00] WISE Agent
And the Chairman of the National
Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.
[13:05] WISE Agent
This social gathering truly is a
gathering of prime intelligence.
[13:09] WISE Agent
Shouldn't we be sending in more
agents to back up Agent Twilight?
[13:14] Sylvia
Well, would you like to go?
[13:17] Sylvia
Five minutes after you get in,
[13:19] Sylvia
you'll be caught in the State
Security Service's net.
[13:22] Sylvia
Thirty minutes later, you'll be
tortured in their interrogation room.
[13:28] Sylvia
If we send in inexperienced agents,
we'll just be giving them easy prey.
[13:33] Sylvia
Don't forget that we're right in
the middle of enemy territory.
[13:36] Sylvia
Currently, that school...
[13:38] Sylvia
is the front line of this cold war.
[13:43] Loid
I'm Loid Forger. I'm a doctor who
works at Berlint Central Hospital.
[13:49] Loid
I would like to formally apologize for
my daughter being violent with Damian.
[13:55] Loid
I'm sure it must have been very unpleasant
for Damian and the rest of your family.
[13:59] Loid
Chairman Desmond of
the National Unity Party.
[14:02] Loid
His past quotes found in
newspapers and TV broadcasts,
[14:04] Loid
books he's written...
[14:06] Loid
I've studied everything that might
give me insight into his life.
[14:10] Loid
But it's been impossible to learn anything
about him since he went into hiding.
[14:14] Loid
How can I get closer to him?
SIGN Discuss politicians
you've treated
SIGN Trade collectibles
SIGN Small talk
about current
East-West
affairs
SIGN See how he reacts to
anti-Western remarks
SIGN Support his
party
SIGN Hospital
director info
SIGN Try to make him feel guilty
enough to give
in to a demand
SIGN An enthusiastic
greeting
SIGN Discuss Anya
SIGN Discuss Damian
SIGN Discuss the children
SIGN Start with a heartfelt apology
SIGN Discuss the mixer
SIGN Mention connections
to the hospital
SIGN Mention you're
from the same
province
[14:17] Loid
How can I get him to show
any interest in Loid?
[14:19] Loid
What does he relate to? What enrages him?
[14:23] Loid
I will have to find that
out in this conversation.
[14:26] Loid
And then, eventually,
I will find what's inside him...
[14:30] Loid
and learn all about his plan for war.
[14:34] Loid
I'm truly sorry.
[14:36] Loid
And I would like to visit your
residence to formally apologize.
[14:40] Desmond
Ah, so it was you. My staff
informed me about that incident.
[14:44] Desmond
I've been so busy that I haven't had
time to address it. Sorry about that.
[14:48] Damian
Father... He was worried about me?
[14:52] Loid
In the next few days,
I will bring you a gift in apology.
[14:55] Desmond
Oh, there's no need.
[14:58] Desmond
It was merely a squabble between children.
[15:00] Loid
But...
[15:01] Damian
Father! A member of the
Desmond family was punched!
[15:05] Damian
Do you accept that?
[15:07] Loid
Your son is right.
[15:09] Loid
Regardless of the circumstances, it was my
daughter who put her hands on your son.
[15:13] Loid
I vow that I will make it up to you!
[15:15] Desmond
It's quite all right. I thank
you for your courtesy, though.
[15:18] Loid
Instant rejection.
[15:20] Loid
You are truly too kind, sir.
[15:23] Loid
Being too persistent will backfire.
[15:25] Loid
If he finds me at all suspicious,
the operation will be ruined.
[15:28] Loid
I need to be careful.
[15:30] Damian
F-Father...
[15:31] Damian
So he really doesn't care about me?
[15:34] Damian
It was humiliating for me.
My face even swelled up!
[15:37] Damian
And yet...
[15:38] Damian
Why? Why can't you get angrier for my sake?
[15:48] Damian
Never mind...
[15:50] Damian
I'm sorry.
[15:54] Loid
No, you have every right to be angry, Damian.
[15:58] Loid
I'll be sure to lecture her properly
so this never happens again.
[16:02] Loid
Then again, my daughter is rather eccentric,
[16:05] Loid
so I'm honestly not sure what to do with her.
[16:08] Damian, Emile & Ewen
Guy's got it rough.
[16:11] Loid
Of course, this is my responsibility,
[16:13] Loid
but I came to the painful realization that
it's impossible to completely control children.
[16:18] Loid
I guess a parent shouldn't assume
they can control their child.
[16:22] Loid
It's not good to have so many
one-sided hopes and disappointments.
[16:25] Loid
Raising a child is truly difficult.
[16:30] Desmond
You are correct.
[16:32] Desmond
In the end, even the child that
shares your blood is a stranger.
[16:35] Desmond
It is simply impossible to understand
what someone else is truly thinking.
[16:40] Desmond
People will never be able
to understand each other.
[16:45] Loid
And that's why you're using force to
bring other nations to their knees?
[16:48] Loid
Is that who you really are, Desmond?
[16:52] Loid
You are absolutely right.
[16:57] Loid
I specialize in psychiatry,
[17:00] Loid
but I fear that I may not truly be able to
understand what my patients are feeling.
[17:05] Loid
It's true. "We can talk it out"
is nothing but idealism.
[17:09] Loid
It might be sheer arrogance to think
you can truly understand another.
[17:12] Loid
But...
[17:13] Loid
What's truly important is
[17:14] Loid
to continue walking
beside them despite that.
SIGN Candy Coupon
[17:17] Loid
The things my daughter says
and does are truly a mystery to me.
[17:21] (Flashback) Anya
Anya is going to free some candy hostages
at the candy store with this coupon.
[17:25] (Flashback) Loid
Oh, really? Well, do your best.
[17:27] Loid
I decided that I would accept her regardless,
[17:31] Loid
and I try to find every opportunity
I can to talk to her.
[17:34] Loid
Though it doesn't always go well...
[17:37] Loid
I won't abandon this path to obtaining
information and gaining understanding.
[17:41] Loid
I am an intelligence agent, after all.
[17:43] Loid
Didn't you...
[17:44] Loid
also happen to make time for your son,
despite how busy you are?
[17:50] Desmond
Hm. You do make a valid point.
[17:55] Loid
I can really see why you
look up to your father.
[17:59] Loid
Anya mentioned it, too.
[18:01] Damian
Huh?
[18:01] Loid
Didn't you recently have an assignment to
explore the career path you're interested in?
[18:07] Loid
Anya was very moved by your report.
[18:11] Loid
It was all she could talk
about when she got home.
SIGN All Lies
[18:13] Damian
Really?
[18:15] Loid
Have you seen his presentation, sir?
[18:18] Desmond
No.
[18:19] Loid
Oh, that's such a waste!
[18:21] Loid
I only heard it through my daughter,
SIGN Actually, he was spying at school
[18:23] Loid
but I still sense just how much he
respects and understands your work.
[18:27] Loid
I was deeply moved.
[18:28] Loid
Your boy is intelligent and
very considerate of you.
[18:32] Desmond
Is that so?
[18:34] Loid
I do beg your pardon for saying this,
[18:36] Loid
but I happened to be against the
ideals of the National Unity Party.
[18:40] Loid
And yet, when I heard his report,
I became interested.
[18:44] Loid
It made me realize that you are
genuinely concerned for our country.
[18:48] Loid
I was thinking about attending
one of your lectures next time.
[18:51] Loid
I might be taking this too lightly.
[18:54] Loid
But his report truly was just that wonderful.
[18:57] Damian
That's enough. You can stop, old man.
[19:00] Loid
Sorry.
[19:01] Desmond
You are indeed an interesting man.
[19:03] Desmond
Forger, was it?
[19:07] Desmond
My, what a delightful moment that was.
[19:10] Loid
I guess that's the end.
[19:12] Loid
He knows my name now,
so I'll consider that good enough.
[19:15] Loid
I've memorized his security
team's faces and builds.
[19:18] Loid
I humbly thank you for your time.
[19:22] Loid
Oh, right.
[19:24] Loid
Could you keep the fact that
I talked to you about Anya a secret?
[19:28] Loid
She can be quite the contrarian.
[19:30] Loid
I'm pretty sure she doesn't
actually dislike you.
[19:34] Loid
It'd make me happy if you
could be friends with her.
[19:39] Damian
W-Well, I want to, too...
[19:41] Ewen
Huh?
[19:42] Emile
Huh?
[19:47] Damian
Shut up! Shut up!
[19:48] Damian
Like I have time to waste on that commoner!
[19:51] Loid
Oh, ouch. Well, I'll do my
best to raise our status.
[19:56] Loid
If you'll excuse me.
[20:05] Desmond
So, what did you want?
[20:08] Damian
Oh, um...
[20:13] Damian
It's nothing.
[20:14] Loid
What's truly important is
[20:15] Loid
to continue walking
beside them despite that.
[20:19] Desmond
If there's nothing else, I'll be going home.
[20:22] Anya
Anya's a little scared because she's
not sure if Papa loves her or not.
[20:26] Anya
But Anya always shows him her tests,
even if they're real bad.
[20:29] SP D
Sir, we should get going.
[20:32] Damian
Father!
[20:36] Damian
I earned a Stella on our midterms!
[20:40] Damian
I-It's only one so far, but I got really
close in the other subjects, too.
[20:44] Damian
Oh... but I got 50 points my
language test the other day.
[20:49] Damian
And...
[20:50] Damian
Also, I got the grand prize
for my griffin sculpture.
[20:53] Damian
Also, um, uh...
[20:56] Desmond
I see. Well done.
[21:00] Damian
Father... Why did you come today?
[21:03] Desmond
It was just a whim. Don't worry about it.
[21:06] Desmond
Damian, continue working hard
so as not to shame the Desmond name.
[21:11] Damian
Yes, sir!
[21:20] Loid
It wasn't much of a conversation,
[21:22] Loid
but I got a decent idea of the
relationship between the Desmonds.
[21:27] Loid
Because the better their relationship,
the better it'll be for Plan B.
[21:32] Loid
Thinking back on Donovan Desmond...
[21:35] Loid
He's indeed elusive.
[21:37] Loid
It might be quicker to
work from the outside in.
[21:40] Loid
I need to take the intel I gained today
back to HQ so we can discuss it.
[21:44] Damian, Emile & Ewen
Stella! Stella!
[21:46] Damian, Emile & Ewen
Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella!
Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella!
[21:52] Damian, Emile & Ewen
Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella!
[22:02] Loid
I'm home.
[22:03] Yor
Welcome home, Loid.
[22:05] Anya
Zzz...
[22:08] Yor
She came home fast asleep for some reason,
and she's been asleep ever since.
[22:12] Becky
Delivery for you.
[22:16] Anya
Papa... Anya's gonna fight the boss, too...
[22:23] Loid
She doesn't seem like
she has a care in the world.
[22:26] Loid
And... I have absolutely no
idea what she's talking about.