# E6 - The New Student – Kid's First Day at the Academy, Will It Be an Entrance to Remember?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZXP0ZZY/the-new-student-kids-first-day-at-the-academy---will-it-be-an-entrance-to-remember)
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**[00:13] ---**
*A sound "soul"*
**[00:16] ---**
*dwells within a sound mind*
**[00:18] ---**
*and a sound body.*
**[00:26] ---**
The toilet paper is neatly folded.
**[00:30] ---**
Mm-hmm, exact and perfect.
**[00:34] ---**
The picture frames are also
exactly level with the ground.
**[00:38] ---**
Mm-hmm, exact and perfect.
**[00:42] ---**
The candle lengths are also
the same on the left and the right.
**[00:46] ---**
Mm-hmm, exact and perfect.
**[00:54] ---**
Left-right symmetry is my aesthetic.
**[01:04] ---**
We're off to school, Liz and Patty.
**[01:08] ---**
Enough, already, Kid.
We're already three hours late.
**[01:30] ---**
*Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga*
**[01:33] ---**
*mune wo sasu nara*
**[01:35] ---**
*kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga*
**[01:38] ---**
*ima kikoeru ka?*
**[01:53] ---**
*Roku ni me mo awasazu*
**[01:56] ---**
*unmei ni made karande'ku*
**[01:59] ---**
*Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru*
**[02:01] ---**
*kuenai yoru wo hashire*
**[02:05] ---**
*Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga*
**[02:10] ---**
*warui yume ni tsuzuite mo*
**[02:16] ---**
*Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga*
**[02:19] ---**
*mune wo sasu nara*
**[02:22] ---**
*kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga*
**[02:25] ---**
*ima kikoeru ka?*
**[02:28] ---**
*Deatta wake wa dou datte ii*
**[02:31] ---**
*Hikitsukerarete*
**[02:33] ---**
*Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake*
**[02:37] ---**
*tashika ni nareru*
**[02:48] ---**
For today's class,
**[02:50] ---**
we'll be conducting a dissection lab.
**[02:55] ---**
Um... Dr. Stein, ever
since you became our teacher,
**[02:59] ---**
we haven't done anything
besides dissection lessons.
**[03:03] ---**
Which is why...
**[03:05] ---**
This time, we'll be taking
apart something besides
**[03:07] ---**
the usual frog or mouse.
**[03:11] ---**
The lab subject that we will be
cutting up this time is over here.
**[03:16] ---**
This protected animal, Tokiko.
**[03:19] ---**
Protected animal?!
**[03:22] ---**
Um... that is a very valuable
bird, on the brink of extinction.
**[03:30] ---**
We can't have you going extinct
before I can take you apart, huh?
**[03:36] ---**
This guy is hopeless. He's messed up.
**[03:42] ---**
Come to think of it, Soul and
Black☆Star are not here, are they?
**[03:45] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[03:47] ---**
Those two are just cutting
class, like they always do.
**[03:50] ---**
Seriously, they're such a couple of idiots.
**[03:53] ---**
Sorry, Tsubaki. As of today,
I'm gonna be Soul's meister.
**[03:59] ---**
If those two want to be together
so badly, let them team up together.
**[04:03] ---**
Right, Tsubaki?
**[04:05] ---**
--No, Maka! They can't!
**[04:08] ---**
--That won't do, will it?
**[04:11] ---**
I believe you are all
aware of this already,
**[04:13] ---**
but we're going to be getting
a new student in this class today.
**[04:21] ---**
*"The New Student: Kid’s First Day at the
Academy Will it be an Entrance to Remember?"*
**[04:27] ---**
Today! There is! Someone
I must assassinate!
**[04:34] ---**
Right now! There is a rumor
that is the talk of the academy!
**[04:40] ---**
Sir Death’s son is
supposed to be enrolling!
**[04:44] ---**
I can't let any rumors
that aren't about me flourish!
**[04:49] ---**
Yeah. That's the sort of guy you are.
**[04:52] ---**
For that matter, when is his
dirty, lazy son going to get here?!
**[04:55] ---**
We've been waiting here
for three hours already!
**[04:58] ---**
After being raised on the
streets for so long,
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we sisters finally get to go
to school. Isn't that great, Patty?
**[05:04] ---**
I'm so happy, ya bastards!
**[05:07] ---**
Wow, magnificent. I should have
known, this being Father's school.
**[05:12] ---**
Such wonderful symmetry.
**[05:17] ---**
By any chance, are you guys
**[05:18] ---**
the son and his entourage
we've heard about?
**[05:21] ---**
Are you here to show us around the school?
**[05:28] ---**
You're tardy, after just barely enrolling,
and you want me to show you around?
**[05:32] ---**
Capitalizing on the seven good graces of
your father is something else, all right.
**[05:36] ---**
What? Seven good graces?
**[05:40] ---**
None of that "7"
business! "8"! "8"! Make it "8"!
**[05:44] ---**
Huh?
**[05:45] ---**
If you divide "7" in half,
there's no left-right symmetry!
**[05:49] ---**
But what about "8"?
Cut it vertically or horizontally,
**[05:52] ---**
and there's perfect symmetry!
**[05:56] ---**
No more "7." Make it "8." Please.
**[06:01] ---**
Hey, are you all right?
**[06:03] ---**
No, he's fairly hopeless.
**[06:06] ---**
Yahoo!
**[06:08] ---**
--I won't let anyone try to outshine me,
no matter who they are!
**[06:08] ---**
--What's that? A monkey?
**[06:13] ---**
--Hey, Death’s son! I'm going to
assassinate you!
**[06:14] ---**
--Oh, it is a monkey.
**[06:17] ---**
--Then, tomorrow's rumors
will go like this:
**[06:19] ---**
--Hey, Kid, it sounds
like he's addressing you.
**[06:19] ---**
--"Sure enough, Black☆Star
finally rose above a god!"
**[06:25] ---**
Holy am I alone throughout
heaven and earth!
**[06:27] ---**
Tomorrow, I'll have a halo shining over me!
**[06:37] ---**
It looks like you couldn't
withstand my big presence.
**[06:41] ---**
It's no wonder the times are changing.
**[06:44] ---**
How dare you destroy such symmetry...
**[06:47] ---**
Uh-oh, now he's done it.
**[06:51] ---**
Come and get it! Take a long
hard look at my assassination skills!
**[06:56] ---**
Assassination is something
nobody is supposed to see, right?
**[06:59] ---**
You disgust me!
**[07:02] ---**
Fight against a *shinigami*,
and I can't vouch for your soul.
**[07:07] ---**
Liz, Patty, transform!
**[07:09] ---**
Right!
**[07:11] ---**
We haven't gotten into a fight
since we lived on the streets.
**[07:20] ---**
Pick a fight with me, and
I'll accept it! Let's go, Soul!
**[07:23] ---**
Dude, you're the one who picked it, right?
**[07:27] ---**
Still, once we've started,
we're gonna win, no matter what.
**[07:31] ---**
Oh, yeah! The ultimate duo is formed!
**[07:36] ---**
*The power that brought down Anubis...*
**[07:41] ---**
*The nerve to try to outshine me...*
**[07:42] ---**
"Kid" "Amazing!" "Big"
**[07:45] ---**
*These are the guys that went up
against Dr. Stein, such that it was.*
**[07:52] ---**
*I can't let my guard down.*
**[08:01] ---**
Here we go.
**[08:08] ---**
W-What's that?
**[08:10] ---**
Professor, Soul and
Black☆Star are fighting someone!
**[08:16] ---**
*Soul, you idiot. What are you doing?*
**[08:20] ---**
Dr. Stein,
**[08:21] ---**
in the event of meisters
dueling it out on school grounds,
**[08:24] ---**
there is a rule that says
that one or more of the faculty
**[08:26] ---**
must be present.
**[08:29] ---**
Right at the best part, too. Oh well.
**[08:34] ---**
Well then, Soul and Black☆Star's partners,
**[08:37] ---**
Maka and Tsubaki, come with me.
**[08:40] ---**
The rest of you, study on your own.
**[08:43] ---**
Whoa! Hey!
**[08:45] ---**
Damn! I can't do anything
if I can't get near him!
**[08:49] ---**
Oh, you want some
close-quarters combat? Fine!
**[08:57] ---**
Look down on *me*, will you?!
**[09:04] ---**
W-What?!
**[09:05] ---**
Oh, no!
**[09:31] ---**
That hurt like hell!
**[09:35] ---**
We're not like ordinary
guns, that just shoot bullets.
**[09:39] ---**
We're able to compress and
shoot our meister's soul wavelength.
**[09:43] ---**
*Damn!*
**[09:45] ---**
*He's holding back on us.*
**[09:49] ---**
Oh, my. Perhaps they
messed with the wrong guy.
**[09:53] ---**
Dr. Stein, is that boy with the guns
the one everyone is talking about?
**[09:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:00] ---**
That's Lord Death’s son, Death the Kid.
**[10:03] ---**
He's enrolling at this
school at his own request,
**[10:07] ---**
but his skills are head and
shoulders above anyone else.
**[10:11] ---**
Black☆Star...
**[10:13] ---**
Sorry, Tsubaki. As of today,
I'm gonna be Soul's meister.
**[10:20] ---**
Tsubaki...?
**[10:23] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[10:24] ---**
Mm-mm, it's nothing.
**[10:28] ---**
Well then, Miss Maka, having become
able to see souls the other day...
**[10:32] ---**
Yes?
**[10:35] ---**
Can I ask you to take on a special lesson?
**[10:38] ---**
Uh, yes...
**[10:39] ---**
Now, now, don't be so tense.
They're just some simple questions.
**[10:45] ---**
Kid, the one there fighting,
and his two guns...
**[10:49] ---**
Are their soul wavelengths
perfectly matched?
**[11:00] ---**
Yes. Usually, it's extremely
difficult to match wavelengths
**[11:05] ---**
with two weapons, but they are very stable.
**[11:10] ---**
They have a respect for
each other... No, not exactly...
**[11:16] ---**
Is that... admiration?
**[11:19] ---**
Excellent. That is correct.
**[11:22] ---**
His pair of pistols, the
Thompson sisters...
**[11:26] ---**
Owing to their upbringing, being
raised on the streets as they were,
**[11:30] ---**
they are attracted to
refined souls, like Kid's.
**[11:34] ---**
Similarly, Kid is also attracted
to big-hearted, positive souls
**[11:39] ---**
like the Thompson sisters,
so unlike his neurotic self.
**[11:45] ---**
They make a very good team, don't they?
**[11:48] ---**
Yes, they do.
**[11:49] ---**
And by comparison, those two morons...
**[11:54] ---**
Let's do it, partner.
**[11:56] ---**
"It" it is!
**[11:58] ---**
Huh?
**[11:59] ---**
Listen and gape! Watch and scream!
**[12:02] ---**
I think you mean "watch and smile."
**[12:04] ---**
We're gonna show you
the power of our friendship!
**[12:07] ---**
Yeah! Our immeasurable, infinite power!
**[12:11] ---**
What?
**[12:16] ---**
Here we go.
**[12:17] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:20] ---**
Trans...
**[12:21] ---**
form!
**[12:26] ---**
Cool!
**[12:27] ---**
Take this a little more seriously.
**[12:30] ---**
Come to me, Soul!
**[12:32] ---**
Friendship...
**[12:34] ---**
Fusion!
**[12:44] ---**
--Nooo!!
**[12:46] ---**
--What good does it do
to catch me with your head?!
**[12:49] ---**
Damn!
**[12:50] ---**
Get it together!
**[12:52] ---**
What is this?! You're ridiculously heavy!
**[12:56] ---**
I couldn't be. Maka swings
me around with ease.
**[13:00] ---**
Typical case of soul
wavelengths not being in tune.
**[13:04] ---**
Yes, it is.
**[13:06] ---**
Why you rotten stupid scythe bastard!
**[13:13] ---**
What's the big idea, driving
your soul wavelength into me?!
**[13:17] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[13:18] ---**
This is hopeless.
**[13:20] ---**
They aren't even feeling
out the other's soul wavelength.
**[13:23] ---**
Meister and weapon must
see each other as partners
**[13:26] ---**
before the battle begins.
**[13:30] ---**
We're... through.
**[13:34] ---**
W-What do you mean, Soul?
**[13:37] ---**
If we remain close like this,
I'm going to grow to dislike you.
**[13:45] ---**
Hey, can I shoot?
**[13:47] ---**
Let's give them a minute!
This is getting interesting.
**[13:51] ---**
I see... but we can...
**[13:55] ---**
still be friends after we break up, right?
**[13:58] ---**
You dumbass!!
**[14:01] ---**
Of course we can!
**[14:05] ---**
Soul!
**[14:08] ---**
Black☆Star!
**[14:11] ---**
Soul!!
**[14:13] ---**
Black☆Star!!
**[14:16] ---**
Soul!!
**[14:19] ---**
What are they, stupid?
**[14:24] ---**
Oh... sorry...
**[14:27] ---**
My fingers slipped.
**[14:31] ---**
Still, we've already taken on this fight.
**[14:33] ---**
Yeah! We won't back down until we've won!
**[14:37] ---**
Come at me. I'll finish
you with the next one.
**[14:44] ---**
I'll hit *you* with some
soul wavelength, too!
**[14:52] ---**
He's toying with Black☆Star,
whose forte is hand-to-hand combat.
**[14:56] ---**
Even with Soul as his weapon,
against a foe like that...
**[15:01] ---**
Your speed and agility are both poor!
**[15:03] ---**
You bastard!
**[15:08] ---**
What?!
**[15:09] ---**
That kick was a feint!
**[15:12] ---**
You're mine!
**[15:22] ---**
I *seriously* want to kill that brat.
**[15:26] ---**
They don't stand a chance.
**[15:29] ---**
Allow me to show you the
power of a *shinigami*.
**[15:37] ---**
Soul Resonance!
**[15:44] ---**
What? His soul is swelling up.
**[15:47] ---**
He's showing his true colors now.
**[15:49] ---**
"Those who can see souls"
**[15:51] ---**
Come on! Bring it on, anytime!
**[15:54] ---**
*I'm* the one who's a god here!
**[15:56] ---**
"Those who can't see souls"
**[16:18] ---**
Execution mode acquired.
**[16:24] ---**
Hey, does this seem bad to you somehow?
**[16:27] ---**
I sentence you to be my ball-washing rag!
**[16:33] ---**
Resonance factor stable. Noise, 0.3%.
**[16:37] ---**
Black needle soul
wavelength charge complete.
**[16:41] ---**
Four seconds to feedback.
**[16:44] ---**
3...
**[16:45] ---**
2...
**[16:46] ---**
1...
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You're free to fire!
**[16:51] ---**
Death Cannon!
**[16:58] ---**
Hey, this is bad! This is really bad!
**[17:00] ---**
Ha! Ridiculous!
**[17:02] ---**
You think something like
that will have any effect on me?!
**[17:21] ---**
Black☆Star!
**[17:23] ---**
Ahh... what are they doing?
**[17:26] ---**
They've been soundly beaten.
**[17:32] ---**
*But then, that's the son
of Lord Death for you.*
**[17:37] ---**
*He's got latent power far
removed from the other meisters.*
**[17:42] ---**
*He has indeed shown us
the difference of his level.*
**[17:48] ---**
Lord Death’s son...
**[17:51] ---**
Oh, I'd like to research him.
**[18:02] ---**
Uh-oh.
**[18:08] ---**
He's hopeless.
**[18:10] ---**
What's the matter?
**[18:12] ---**
It looks like he's been clipped.
**[18:15] ---**
What has?
**[18:16] ---**
Um, well, you see...
**[18:20] ---**
It happened during that
last attack that Soul made.
**[18:24] ---**
In that shot, he apparently
cut his hair up front a little.
**[18:29] ---**
After the explosion, Kid
noticed it, and upon saying
**[18:33] ---**
his balance has been lost,
and something about symmetry,
**[18:37] ---**
he started spitting blood, and fell over.
**[18:39] ---**
That means we've made a
come-from-behind victory, right?
**[18:43] ---**
Oh yeah! I finally have rose above a god.
**[18:47] ---**
Hey, halo! You can shine down on me, now!
**[18:54] ---**
Are you all right, Black☆Star?
**[18:58] ---**
How about *that*, Tsubaki?
I've surpassed a god!
**[19:01] ---**
Mm-hmm, you're amazing.
**[19:05] ---**
Yo.
**[19:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:10] ---**
Don't go fighting like such a dork.
**[19:15] ---**
That's what you always say to me, Soul.
**[19:26] ---**
It's true, I'm not looking so cool, huh?
**[19:30] ---**
Please, don't act so reckless, okay?
**[19:33] ---**
There's nothing I do
that could be reckless!
**[19:36] ---**
After all, I'm the man who surpassed a god!
**[19:39] ---**
Sure enough, Tsubaki is the
only one who can handle Black☆Star.
**[19:45] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[19:59] ---**
Here.
**[20:01] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:04] ---**
Sorry.
**[20:15] ---**
Let's keep it cool.
**[20:17] ---**
You got it.
**[20:28] ---**
Howdy! Howdy! Howdy!
**[20:33] ---**
Howdy!
**[20:35] ---**
Well, I came here for
my son's first day at school.
**[20:39] ---**
I just don't know what
to do about Kid, though.
**[20:43] ---**
*Come to think of it,*
**[20:45] ---**
*I wonder what Lord Death’s soul looks like.*
**[20:50] ---**
*Let's take a look.*
**[20:59] ---**
*Huh? I can't see it.*
**[21:02] ---**
Okay, everyone, I'm going to take
Kid home for the rest of the day.
**[21:07] ---**
Bye!
**[21:09] ---**
Yeah, see you later!
**[21:13] ---**
*What's going on? His son
Kid definitely had a soul,*
**[21:18] ---**
*and I was able to see it.*
**[21:20] ---**
Hey, Maka!
**[21:26] ---**
What are you spacing off
about? We're heading back.
**[21:30] ---**
Mm-hmm.
**[21:36] ---**
Hmm, maybe Lord Death
doesn't have a soul after all.
**[21:44] ---**
Oh well...
**[21:47] ---**
*Kuzuboshi kirameku*
**[21:53] ---**
*Yume no hoshi sa*
**[21:59] ---**
*I wanna be*
**[22:02] ---**
*Ikou ze Ikou ze*
**[22:09] ---**
*Ikou ze*
**[22:16] ---**
*I*
**[22:17] ---**
*Wanna*
**[22:18] ---**
*I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)*
**[22:20] ---**
*Sekai wa kuroku somatte'ru*
**[22:26] ---**
*haku iki wa shiroi mama na no ni*
**[22:31] ---**
*ima wo bukkowashi ni ikoutte*
**[22:34] ---**
*yakusoku shita ano hi kara*
**[22:36] ---**
*Kitto mada ma ni au hazu dakara*
**[22:42] ---**
*I wanna be*
**[22:45] ---**
*massao na*
**[22:48] ---**
*zetsubou to issho ni*
**[22:53] ---**
*Himei wo age*
**[22:56] ---**
*tsukisasare*
**[22:58] ---**
*subete ga kawaru mae ni*
**[23:04] ---**
*I*
**[23:05] ---**
*Wanna*
**[23:06] ---**
*I wanna be*
**[23:18] ---**
*Hey, you, what the hell are
you looking at?! I'll clobber you!*
**[23:21] ---**
*Young men are always carrying around*
**[23:23] ---**
*more anger than they are able to let out.*
**[23:25] ---**
*Vroom, vroom! Nobody can
stop my hot-rodding!*
**[23:28] ---**
*Crap, it's the cops! Keep
'em busy while we get away!*
**[23:30] ---**
*Hot-rodding, brawling, dueling,*
**[23:32] ---**
*every day, they're left to their
own devices under the cover of night.*
**[23:35] ---**
*Sprouting forth among this world
of dropouts came one form of love.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Next time on Soul Eater, episode 7:*
**[23:41] ---**
*"Black-blooded Terror...
There's a Weapon Inside Crona?"*
**[23:44] ---**
*Your soul is mine!*