Season 1

E1 - Resonance of the Soul – Will Soul Eater Become a Death Scythe?

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    A sound "soul"
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    dwells within a sound mind
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    and a sound body.
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    Death Weapon Meister Academy...
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    popularly known as the DWMA.
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    It is an institution to
    train weapons and meisters,
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    established by Death, to prevent Kishins,
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    the demon gods who plunged the
    entire world into the depths of terror,
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    drove people into a maelstrom of madness,
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    and nearly destroyed everything,
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    from ever being born again.
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    The gist of it is, it's an
    organization of justice, to keep the peace.
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    Why is it a technical school, anyway?
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    "DWMA"
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    Oh well. Now then,
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    let's all get ourselves
    duly keyed up, and get going!
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    If the lamps of linked souls
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    point to your heart,
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    do you hear the echoes now,
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    stronger than words?
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    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
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    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
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    Our destinations overlap completely,
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    so run with me through the slippery night
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    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
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    may carry over into bad dreams
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    If the lamps of linked souls
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    point to your heart,
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    do you hear the echoes now,
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    stronger than words?
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    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
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    We are drawn together
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    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
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    the clearer things become
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    More power...
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    More...
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    power...!
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    Soul Eater, that's him.
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    Yeah, Maka, no question.
    His soul is now a Kishin egg.
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    He's not human.
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    Souls that have left the human path
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    run the risk of transforming into a Kishin.
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    In the name of Lord Death,
    purge him, and recover his soul.
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    What's the matter, Maka?
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    Just as he isn't human, I am a weapon.
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    Although, I usually
    take the form of a human.
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    My form isn't the issue here.
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    The issue is souls!
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    I know.
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    Mass murderer Jack the Ripper,
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    your soul is mine!
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    The weapon and meister are two in one!
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    Let's go, Soul!
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    Yeah!
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    This will be our 99th soul!!
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    "I thank thee for this meal."
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    Recovery complete.
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    At long last, we've put away our 99th soul
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    that had turned into a Kishin egg, huh?
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    Only one more to go.
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    Once I eat the soul of a witch,
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    I will become Lord Death’s
    weapon, a Death Scythe.
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    That will also increase my
    male coolness factor even more.
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    I'm going to go report our
    current status to Lord Death.
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    The number to the Death Room is...
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    42-42-564. [Said aloud, the numbers
    spell out the words "die, die, kill"]
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    Hello, hello, Lord Death?
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    This is Meister Maka.
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    Ohh...?
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    Maka, how are you?
    How are things going?
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    We just recovered our 99th.
    We only have one left... a witch's soul.
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    Maka, you really do
    take after your mother,
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    in being a fine scythemeister.
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    Hey, Soul Eater!
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    If you try anything with Maka,
    then I, as Death Scythe... no,
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    as her father, will kill you, you dimwit.
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    Shut up, will you? There's
    no way someone as cool as me
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    is suited to be with a
    short-stacked girl like this.
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    What did you say?!
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    Are you saying my
    Maka doesn't have any appeal?!
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    You can try a little something
    with her! You are a man, right?!
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    What are you talking about?
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    Maka, I love you.
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    No way! Papa, I don't
    think of you as being my father.
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    Well, family matters aside,
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    following the recovery of 99
    souls that have left the human path...
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    Which is to say, souls that
    have turned into Kishin eggs...
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    As well as one witch soul,
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    "Witch"
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    is when you first earn the
    right to become a Death Scythe.
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    The issue, then, becomes that soul.
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    I've seen so many meisters
    lose their lives battling witches
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    that it really bothers me.
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    --Watch yourself, Maka.
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    --Maka... your papa...
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    --Make yourself an exceptional scythe,
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    --one that rivals the Death Scythe
    your mother made, okay?
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    --your papa only wants...
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    Right.
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    Also, be careful not
    to make any mistakes.
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    That last one is a witch's soul, after all.
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    If you mess up, you
    forfeit all the other Kishin eggs
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    you've recovered up to now.
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    We know.
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    Expect the best from us, Lord Death.
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    Okay then, with that in mind...
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    Maka...!
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    Uh, you're being a little noisy there.
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    Maka!!
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    Knock it off, or I'll bring
    out the Reaper Chop!
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    Tell me that before you bring it out.
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    "Resonance of the Soul...
    Will Soul Eater Become a Death Scythe?"
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    ♪ Whatever I look at becomes my captive ♪
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    ♪ I am a cute, pretty lady ♪
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    Do my back next.
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    Still, though,
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    ♪ I like pumpkins ♪
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    ♪ Pump-pumpkin, pumpkin ♪
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    ♪ That is my magic ♪
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    Blair the Witch is in that house, right?
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    A pumpkin, huh? That's cool.
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    This is gonna taste good. It's
    not very manly to sneak our way in.
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    I'm going to devour her head-on!
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    No, I say! She's not like the
    others we've faced up to now...
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    Here goes!
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    Hold on!
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    N-Naked...?
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    Oh, my. What's the matter, sonny?
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    A cool man is used
    to seeing women naked.
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    Your nose is gushing blood
    pretty good there, considering.
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    Never mind that, your soul is...
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    You... idiot!
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    Sorry to disturb your
    bath, but your soul is mine.
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    Are you okay, sonny?
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    Hurry up and turn into a scythe.
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    I know, I know...
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    Little Miss Witch, I'm
    going to devour your soul.
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    Witch?
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    Amazing! He turned into a scythe!
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    I'm taking your soul, and
    Soul is becoming a Death Scythe.
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    The ultimate weapon,
    surpassing my Papa!
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    I like you.
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    Let me have that scythe.
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    Pump-pumpkin,
    Pumpkin... Halloween Cannon!
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    Oh, Mr. Death Scythe,
    you're such a horndog!
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    "Chupa Cabra's"
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    Come to think of it, Mr. Death Scythe,
    you have a daughter, right?
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    What is she like?
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    Hold on, you can't ask that.
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    Huh? Why not?
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    Mr. Death Scythe, as you can see,
    can't keep his hands off of women.
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    He isn't getting along
    with his wife as a result.
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    They've ended up in the
    middle of divorce proceedings.
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    His daughter Maka
    even said "I hate you, Papa."
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    Sounds kind of complicated.
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    Maka!!
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    It's not like that, Maka!
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    Papa... Papa loves you and
    Mama more than anything, Maka!
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    It's the truth! It's the truth!
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    Thank you very much.
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    Mr. Death Scythe...
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    Come again, okay?
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    Uh-huh.
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    Bye!
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    "The next day"
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    Damn. She's enticing my
    cool self with her witchly allure.
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    That's a witch for you. But if
    you give in to her seductiveness,
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    you'll never become a Death Scythe.
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    Shut up, short-stack.
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    It's her!
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    What do we do?
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    What do we do?
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    Huh?
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    Ah! Sonny-boy scythe!
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    "The next, next day"
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    Today, you see,
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    I wrote down a thorough
    strategy on this paper.
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    What's that for? There's no
    "today's strategy" business here.
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    What good is one
    piece of paper going to do?
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    Then tell me, how are
    we going to beat Blair?!
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    Who knows? With heart, maybe?
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    What's with you?!
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    The two of us have to work together!
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    --Otherwise, you'll never become
    a Death Scythe! Don't you get it?!
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    --All right. Cut it out.
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    --Soul?! Why are all men like this?!
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    --Pump-pumpkin... Pumpkin...
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    Halloween Cannon!
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    "The next, next, next day"
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    "3rd Round"
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    You'll never beat me.
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    What are you doing, you numbskull?!
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    Shut up.
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    This is all because you keep
    getting nosebleeds, right, Soul?
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    Huh?
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    Men really are lowlifes.
    Are you sure you didn't go
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    rushing in back there because
    you knew Blair was in the tub?
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    There's no way I could have known that!
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    Why do women always say such
    unreasonable things so self-assuredly?!
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    Women's intuition.
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    Geez, I don't even
    know what that means!
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    Now, now, sonny-boy scythe,
    if you're going to fight with her,
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    come over here and be mine.
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    I'll overlook anything you do.
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    H-Hang on!
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    I am Soul's partner!
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    Don't go arranging things
    without his meister!
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    You don't say...
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    Well...
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    I'll kill you, and take him.
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    She's gone?
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    Pump-pumpkin Pumpkin...
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    Smashing Pumpkin!
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    What do we do, Soul?
    We're no match for her.
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    Soul?
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    Hey, Soul? What's the matter?
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    Come over here and be mine.
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    Man, Caba-cabra sure is fun.
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    Good grief, your daughter is in
    trouble, and what are you up to?
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    Huh?
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    Did something happen to Maka?!
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    She's in a tight squeeze in her
    fight with the witch. She's going to die.
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    What?!
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    Sit tight, Maka!
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    Hold on! If we were to head over there,
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    we could take out an opponent
    like that with one swing of the scythe...
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    No, one Reaper Chop.
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    However,
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    that's not what the issue is, right?
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    As her father, you can
    understand that, right?
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    Maka...
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    Still, that witch is a little odd, huh?
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    Hey, Soul, why don't you answer me?
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    Maka...
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    Soul...?
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    Enough.
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    Hey, what are you doing?!
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    I'm giving up on all of this hassle.
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    I'm going to be Miss Blair's scythe!
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    Rowr! Really?
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    Yeah, yeah! Get your
    hands off of Maka, you dimwit!
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    Is this any time to be saying that?
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    Blair!
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    You're deluding Soul's mind
    with your magic, aren't you?!
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    You are such an idiot.
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    Any man would pass on
    a short-stacked girl like you
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    for a curvy, nice-bodied
    woman. It's so obvious.
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    Oh! Indeed she is an
    incredibly fine woman!
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    You keep quiet for a little while.
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    What is this?
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    Men are such lowlifes.
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    All you ever do is womanize.
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    Still...
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    after I finally decided
    to trust one of you...
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    Unbelievable.
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    You can all just die!
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    Hey, Soul,
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    you know how you said that
    women say unreasonable things?
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    Well, is male infidelity any
    more reasonable, you dumbass?!
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    How should I know?
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    Cool men don't go
    cheating around, after all.
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    Maka!
[18:29] ---
    We did it, Maka.
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    Mm-hmm.
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    Thanks, Soul.
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    The issue isn't about one's form.
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    The issue is about one's soul, right?
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    Once you eat that...
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    Yeah, I can become a Death Scythe.
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    My power! My power is rising...
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    nowhere.
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    Oh, no...
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    Y-You wouldn't be...
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    I never said I was a witch, meow.
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    I'm just a cat, with strong magical powers.
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    "The issue isn't about one's form," right?
[19:42] ---
    Uh-oh. Sure enough...
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    I don't care if she's a cat! I've decided!
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    I'm going to be your catnip...
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    Does that mean I...
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    devoured 99 Kishin eggs,
    and one cat's soul?
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    Now that you mention it...
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    That last one is a witch's
    soul, so if you mess up,
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    you forfeit all the other
    Kishin eggs you've recovered.
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    You forfeit them all.
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    Forfeit.
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    Which means...
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    "Failure"
[20:16] ---
    We goofed up?!
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    Damn it, damn it, damn it!
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    I'm a failure as a meister!
    I have to start over from the beginning.
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    And here I thought I was going
    to become the consummate cool guy!
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    How are you still alive,
    after we took your soul, anyhow?
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    Don't you know that
    cats have many lives?
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    Never mind that,
    Soul, come and be mine.
[20:41] ---
    Hey, Blair! Stop following us!
[20:44] ---
    Come on, Soul...
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    This is not cool at all.
[20:52] ---
    This boy's name is Black☆Star.
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    An assassin, who
    conceals himself in darkness,
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    and moves with the darkness.
[21:05] ---
    Tsubaki, are those guys
    our target this time around?
[21:08] ---
    Yeah. Al Capone and his men.
[21:12] ---
    There must be about a hundred of them.
[21:15] ---
    Two against a hundred, huh? Perfect.
[21:19] ---
    Black☆Star...
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    Let's go recover all of the souls
    who have left the human path,
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    and have become Kishin eggs.
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    Wielder of the magical dark arm Tsubaki.
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    However, this boy had a big problem.
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    Let's go.
[21:40] ---
    Prologue 02: Black☆Star
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    Coming soon
[21:47] ---
    The stardust twinkles
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    Star of my dreams
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    I wanna be
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    Let's go Let's go
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    Let's go!
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    I
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    Wanna
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    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
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    The world is covered in blackness,
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    but my breath is still white
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    Ever since that day we promised
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    to go smash up the present
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    I'm sure we can still make it in time
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    I wanna be
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    counted together
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    with pallid hopelessness
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    Screaming out
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    and run through
[22:58] ---
    before everything changes
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    I
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    Wanna
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    I wanna be
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    And so, Soul Eater has
    begun. What did you all think?
[23:22] ---
    It's not cool.
[23:23] ---
    Hey, Soul, how long are
    you planning to be depressed?
[23:26] ---
    Next time, the underworld
    mafia and a lone wolf samurai
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    are targeted by a conceited assassin.
[23:31] ---
    In other words, the story is
    going to be like rice piled on pasta,
[23:34] ---
    sandwiched between
    two pieces of bread, right?
[23:36] ---
    Why is it all carbs?
[23:37] ---
    Ah, that might be pretty yummy.
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    Soul Eater, episode 2:
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    "I Am the Star!
    The Big Man is Showing Up Here?"
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    Your soul is mine!

E2 - I Am the Star! The Big Man Is Showing Up Here?

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    A sound "soul"
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    dwells within a sound mind
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    and a sound body.
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    Death Weapon Meister Academy...
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    popularly known as the DWMA.
[00:43] ---
    It is an institution to
    train weapons and meisters,
[00:48] ---
    established by Death, to prevent Kishins,
[00:51] ---
    the demon gods who plunged the
    entire world into the depths of terror,
[00:59] ---
    drove people into a maelstrom of madness,
[01:02] ---
    and nearly destroyed everything,
[01:04] ---
    from ever being born again.
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    The gist of it is, it's an
    organization of justice, to keep the peace.
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    Why is it a technical school, anyway?
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    "DWMA"
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    Oh well. Now then,
[01:17] ---
    let's all get ourselves
    duly keyed up, and get going!
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    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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    mune wo sasu nara
[01:42] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:45] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
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    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[02:03] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[02:06] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[02:08] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[02:12] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[02:17] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[02:23] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:26] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:29] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:32] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:35] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[02:38] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[02:40] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:44] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[03:18] ---
    "I Am the Star!
    The Big Man is Showing Up Here?"
[03:43] ---
    Wipe out any trash
    that opposes me.
[03:47] ---
    You know?
[03:49] ---
    Tsubaki, are those guys
    our target this time around?
[03:53] ---
    Yeah. Al Capone and his men.
[03:57] ---
    There must be about a hundred of them.
[04:00] ---
    Two against a hundred, huh? Perfect.
[04:03] ---
    Black☆Star...
[04:07] ---
    Let's go recover all of the
    souls who have left the human path,
[04:11] ---
    and have become Kishin eggs.
[04:13] ---
    Rule of assassination number 1:
[04:15] ---
    blend in with the darkness,
    hold your breath,
[04:18] ---
    and wait for a chance at your target.
[04:21] ---
    Rule of assassination number 2:
[04:23] ---
    align yourself with your target,
    and deduce his thoughts and actions.
[04:28] ---
    Rule of assassination number 3:
[04:30] ---
    defeat your target before
    he is aware of your existence.
[04:35] ---
    Let's go.
[04:48] ---
    I am Black☆Star! I'm
    here to assassinate you!
[04:52] ---
    Yahoo!
[04:56] ---
    That ruled.
[04:59] ---
    Hey...
[05:00] ---
    I am not a microphone! I'm a weapon!
[05:03] ---
    Kusarigama, do you know
    what "assassination" means?
[05:07] ---
    Who are you?!
[05:08] ---
    Die!
[05:11] ---
    We'll withdraw for now, Tsubaki! Yahoo!
[05:15] ---
    Is this happening again?!
[05:17] ---
    Smoke Ball Mode!
[05:19] ---
    Right!
[05:23] ---
    Ditch!
[05:26] ---
    A Japanese ninja?
[05:28] ---
    Don Al Capone...
[05:30] ---
    What?
[05:31] ---
    We've learned where the witch is.
[05:35] ---
    Once I get the witch's power,
    my family will be invincible!
[05:41] ---
    You know?
[05:43] ---
    Yahoo!
[05:45] ---
    That was a great stage
    show today! I really am big!
[05:50] ---
    I can't believe we haven't yet
    recovered a single Kishin egg.
[05:55] ---
    Suspicion is going to breed bogeymen.
[05:57] ---
    Suspicious bogeymen, being Kishin and all?
    Not a very big gag, huh?
[06:02] ---
    It's not? Sorry.
[06:04] ---
    Still, big as I am, I don't give
    the cold shoulder to punsters.
[06:09] ---
    Punsters are naïve, after all.
[06:11] ---
    Do you know how I handle punsters?
[06:17] ---
    I hit them with a pun of my own, like
[06:19] ---
    "Enough of your ill-equipped quips!"
[06:22] ---
    That's not even really a pun.
[06:24] ---
    Well?! Your eyes are rolling back
    in your head with surprise, right?!
[06:28] ---
    You're right. I was terribly surprised.
[06:30] ---
    --Yahoo! Yahoo! Ya-hooo!
[06:32] ---
    --Ugh, I won't be able
    to face Lord Death like this.
[06:43] ---
    I wonder if there are any good ones...
[06:46] ---
    What are you talking about?
[06:48] ---
    We're not finished with
    Capone and those guys yet.
[06:52] ---
    But screwing up over
    and over like we have,
[06:55] ---
    maybe an easier one would be better.
[06:57] ---
    Yo!
[06:59] ---
    From the looks of it,
    I'd say you blew it yesterday, too.
[07:02] ---
    What are you talking about?!
    Yesterday, I did a great "on-stage!"
[07:07] ---
    You just weren't
    able to recover the souls
[07:09] ---
    that had turned into Kishin eggs, huh?
[07:11] ---
    Well, I guess you're right!
[07:15] ---
    So, how did you two do?
[07:18] ---
    Don't ask.
[07:19] ---
    It's depressing just thinking about it.
[07:22] ---
    Will Black☆Star and
    Tsubaki from Class Crescent Moon
[07:25] ---
    please report to the
    Death Room at once. Repeat...
[07:28] ---
    What?
[07:35] ---
    Ohhh...? Hi there, hi there.
[07:38] ---
    I hear you messed up
    on the Capone assassination.
[07:41] ---
    S-Sorry about that.
[07:43] ---
    Don't worry about it, sir.
    I'll make sure I turn Tsubaki here
[07:46] ---
    into a Death weapon, a Death Scythe.
[07:49] ---
    Until then, you'll just have
    to make do with my autograph!
[07:49] ---
    "To Sir"
[07:53] ---
    What do you say? You don't even
    need a weapon anymore, do you?
[07:57] ---
    I truly am sorry.
[07:59] ---
    The two of you do have what it takes,
[08:02] ---
    but I sort of get the feeling that
    you're just spinning your wheels.
[08:05] ---
    Y-Yes, sir.
[08:06] ---
    For my part, I would like to keep my
    view of your progress in the long-term,
[08:11] ---
    but a bit of a problem
    has cropped up there.
[08:14] ---
    Problem?
[08:14] ---
    Capone and his men are
    making a move against a witch.
[08:19] ---
    What?!
[08:19] ---
    The name of the witch
    they're after is Angela.
[08:22] ---
    Angela is supposed to
    have a crackerjack bodyguard.
[08:26] ---
    If Capone and his men
    gain the witch's powers,
[08:29] ---
    it's going to spell big trouble.
[08:31] ---
    So what you're saying is,
    if we defeat Capone and his men
[08:34] ---
    and the witch... 99 of
    their souls and one witch soul...
[08:37] ---
    we could come out with a Death
    Scythe right there, couldn't we?!
[08:39] ---
    With that settled,
    there's no time like the present!
[08:42] ---
    Whoa, Black☆Star!
[08:44] ---
    There's one other problem,
    as far as Angela goes... hey!
[08:49] ---
    They're not listening.
[08:50] ---
    Yahoo!
[08:52] ---
    Wait up, Black☆Star!
[08:54] ---
    What?
[08:55] ---
    If we can't even complete a normal mission,
[08:58] ---
    we can't possibly fight a witch.
[09:00] ---
    What?
[09:01] ---
    Whatever we do, we can't go about
    it this time like we have up to now.
[09:04] ---
    We have to put together a proper strategy.
[09:08] ---
    Man, I'd think Tsubaki could
    have any number of other partners.
[09:13] ---
    He's an idiot, but he's got guts.
[09:17] ---
    Tsubaki knows that he's
    more than just talk.
[09:22] ---
    Mm-hmm, I'm sure that must be it.
[09:27] ---
    Now then, we should get going, too.
[09:30] ---
    We need 99 souls that
    have turned into Kishin eggs.
[09:33] ---
    We've got a long way ahead of us.
[09:35] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[09:43] ---
    The witch lives in this castle.
[09:45] ---
    The witch's power will
    make our family almighty.
[09:50] ---
    You know?
[09:51] ---
    Don Al Capone!
[09:55] ---
    Al Capone...
[09:57] ---
    What business does the
    emperor of the underworld have here?
[10:01] ---
    I may kill you, depending...
[10:05] ---
    You're too big for your britches.
[10:07] ---
    Eliminate him!
[10:12] ---
    If we can't even
    complete a normal mission,
[10:15] ---
    we can't possibly fight a witch.
[10:17] ---
    Lousy Tsubaki... What do
    you mean, "can't possibly"?
[10:19] ---
    I mean, masking my presence
    is easier than blinking for me.
[10:27] ---
    I'm going to sneak up on
    Tsubaki from behind, and prove it.
[10:33] ---
    Rule of assassination number 1:
[10:35] ---
    blend in with the darkness,
    hold your breath,
[10:38] ---
    and wait for a chance at your target.
[11:09] ---
    Ya-hoo...?!
[11:11] ---
    Your voice is so loud,
    you give yourself away.
[11:16] ---
    If you're an assassin, then
    make sure you mask your presence.
[11:20] ---
    Good grief.
[11:21] ---
    I'm dead right now. Zero presence. Okay?
[11:25] ---
    Okay.
[11:28] ---
    Yahoo!
[11:30] ---
    Magic Cinderella Castle or bust!
[11:32] ---
    Hey, Black☆Star?
[11:34] ---
    Have you come up with a battle plan?
[11:36] ---
    Yeah, of course! First
    comes my entrance scene.
[11:40] ---
    Okay, okay, you don't have one. Understood.
[11:43] ---
    Still, Tsubaki,
[11:46] ---
    I'm going to make you
    into a Death Scythe for sure!
[11:50] ---
    Just leave it to me!
[11:52] ---
    Mm-hmm, I know.
[12:05] ---
    What is this?
[12:13] ---
    Things sure are bustling today.
[12:19] ---
    Did you kill all of the souls that
    had turned into Kishin eggs here?
[12:25] ---
    Are you here to get the witch's power, too?
[12:29] ---
    You're a strong one, are you? Fine.
[12:33] ---
    I'll make you a stepping-stone
    on my way to becoming big!
[12:37] ---
    Fight me!
[12:41] ---
    My name is Mifune.
    I'm the witch Angela's bodyguard.
[12:45] ---
    My name is Black☆Star. I'm the
    man who's gonna transcend God!
[12:49] ---
    I don't desire any unnecessary bloodshed.
[12:52] ---
    Back off from Angela, and leave this place.
[12:55] ---
    Tsubaki...
[12:56] ---
    Right.
[13:04] ---
    You're a weaponmeister, are you?
[13:07] ---
    It makes you look small, standing before
    someone as big as me, doesn't it?
[13:11] ---
    I know how you feel.
[13:13] ---
    Long ago, I was so scared by my bigness,
[13:16] ---
    I couldn't stand in front of the mirror.
[13:18] ---
    Infinite Sword Style.
[13:36] ---
    What is this...?
[13:37] ---
    Be careful, Black☆Star.
[13:39] ---
    If you insist on not leaving...
[13:42] ---
    I'll slay you!
[13:43] ---
    Yahoo!
[13:47] ---
    If you wanna slay me, you'll
    have to melt down a Buddha statue
[13:50] ---
    and make yourself a huge sword!
[13:52] ---
    You're mine!
[13:59] ---
    Your weapon saved you.
[14:01] ---
    An ordinary chain would have broken.
[14:07] ---
    This is your final warning.
[14:09] ---
    Leave this place. It will haunt
    my sleep if I slay a child like you.
[14:14] ---
    What did you say?! You're
    calling me a child?!
[14:17] ---
    Child equals small. That's a far
    cry from being big, you know!
[14:22] ---
    Tsubaki! Dark Arm Mode, Shuriken!
[14:24] ---
    Right!
[14:30] ---
    Once I quarter you,
[14:32] ---
    you're gonna be smaller than me!
[14:42] ---
    Tsubaki! Smoke Bomb Mode!
[14:44] ---
    Right!
[14:51] ---
    Yahoo!
[14:53] ---
    --You're mine!
[14:53] ---
    --You idiot!
[14:54] ---
    You shouted again, and ruined your chance!
[15:00] ---
    Black☆Star!
[15:02] ---
    You fool...
[15:09] ---
    No...
[15:11] ---
    It's not true...
[15:21] ---
    Damn you, Mifune, you've got some nerve.
[15:24] ---
    Do you hit someone as big as
    me with the back of your sword?!
[15:31] ---
    Don't you think you're
    being rude to the young lady?
[15:36] ---
    The only reason you were
    able to last this long
[15:38] ---
    is because of the
    competence of your weapon.
[15:41] ---
    But no matter how superior
    a weapon might be,
[15:43] ---
    it doesn't do any good if the
    one wielding it is incompetent.
[15:46] ---
    You are a small fry, aren't you?
[15:51] ---
    That's not true! Black☆Star
    may be a little... a little bit dumb,
[15:56] ---
    but he really can do well when he tries!
[16:00] ---
    Mifune...
[16:02] ---
    what's your angle?
[16:04] ---
    I'm a bodyguard. I'm
    just protecting Angela.
[16:08] ---
    No you're not! You aren't either!
[16:10] ---
    I can tell. I can tell, Mifune.
[16:15] ---
    By calling me a small fry,
[16:18] ---
    you're just trying to make
    yourself look good, aren't you?
[16:21] ---
    But there's no way I'm
    letting you get away with it!
[16:25] ---
    Holy am I alone throughout
    heaven and earth!
[16:28] ---
    I am the star! Isn't that right?!
[16:34] ---
    For whatever reason, the
    look in his eye has changed.
[16:37] ---
    Tsubaki, Ninja Sword Mode.
[16:40] ---
    Right!
[16:45] ---
    Mifune, this is a real
    fight, with no tricks.
[16:51] ---
    You won't get the back
    of my sword this time.
[16:57] ---
    Rule of assassination number 1:
[17:00] ---
    blend in with the darkness,
    hold your breath,
[17:03] ---
    and wait for a chance at your target.
[17:07] ---
    Rule of assassination number 2:
[17:08] ---
    align yourself with your target,
    and deduce his thoughts and actions.
[17:14] ---
    What's going on?
    Is this the same kid as earlier?
[17:18] ---
    Rule of assassination number 3...
[17:21] ---
    Impossible... I can't
    sense his presence at all...
[17:24] ---
    No, that's not true.
    I do sense a slight presence.
[17:29] ---
    But it's definitely a presence
    belonging to someone else.
[17:33] ---
    Before your target is aware
    of your existence...
[17:36] ---
    It couldn't be! You're...
[17:38] ---
    defeat him.
[17:43] ---
    Dummy Star Mode.
[17:46] ---
    What?!
[17:49] ---
    Finishing strike! Black Star Big Wave!!
[17:55] ---
    I am a god!
[18:01] ---
    A real fight, with no tricks.
    That's the way an assassin operates!
[18:08] ---
    I blew it...
[18:10] ---
    You tried to outshine me.
[18:12] ---
    You couldn't beat me in a million years.
[18:16] ---
    Tsubaki...
[18:17] ---
    Right!
[18:28] ---
    Where is the witch?
[18:35] ---
    Stop!
[18:37] ---
    Don't pick on Mifune!
[18:43] ---
    Angela...
[18:44] ---
    Mifune is protecting me from humans,
[18:47] ---
    because my magic power is still weak!
[18:49] ---
    So don't pick on Mifune!
[18:52] ---
    This is Angela...?
[18:54] ---
    Black☆Star,
[18:56] ---
    the scattered souls of the Capone gang
[18:59] ---
    and a witch with no
    magic power are right here.
[19:01] ---
    We'll never find a chance
    as good as this one again.
[19:04] ---
    Yeah... but still...
[19:07] ---
    Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
    Dummy! Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
[19:08] ---
    Dummy!
[19:12] ---
    I'll kill you, you dirty brat!
[19:13] ---
    Mifune!
[19:14] ---
    If you want my life, you can have it.
[19:18] ---
    But if you mean to kill Angela...
[19:23] ---
    then I swear on my sword,
    I will defend her to the death.
[19:29] ---
    What do we do?
[19:31] ---
    Hmph! A bodyguard,
    defending a little baby witch?
[19:34] ---
    You're beyond pathetic.
[19:37] ---
    Let's go, Tsubaki.
[19:41] ---
    Right.
[19:42] ---
    Besides... if I slew a child,
    it would haunt my sleep.
[19:56] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[19:58] ---
    Yeah. It's not like I
    killed them, after all.
[20:01] ---
    I hate to say this, but you
    should have made off with them.
[20:05] ---
    That wouldn't fit in
    with a big guy like me.
[20:09] ---
    Isn't that right, Tsubaki?
[20:11] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[20:17] ---
    Rule of assassination number 1:
[20:19] ---
    blend in with the darkness,
    hold your breath,
[20:23] ---
    and wait for a chance at your target.
[20:30] ---
    Ya-hoo!
[20:32] ---
    I told you, mask your presence.
[20:41] ---
    I hate to think about what's yet to come.
[20:48] ---
    Death the Kid... Lord Death’s son.
[20:53] ---
    The perfect young man,
    with perfect abilities.
[21:06] ---
    It's over, Lupin.
[21:17] ---
    Master Thief Lupin,
    we are here to recover your soul,
[21:22] ---
    which has turned into a Kishin egg!
[21:24] ---
    A little too much of a perfectionist.
[21:28] ---
    Hey, Patty! You're standing
    a little bit off your mark!
[21:33] ---
    Oops.
[21:35] ---
    Sorry.
[21:37] ---
    Morbidly high-strung.
[21:40] ---
    Prologue 03: Death the Kid
[21:44] ---
    Coming soon
[21:47] ---
    Kuzuboshi kirameku
[21:54] ---
    Yume no hoshi sa
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Ikou ze Ikou ze
[22:09] ---
    Ikou ze
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    Sekai wa kuroku somatte'ru
[22:26] ---
    haku iki wa shiroi mama na no ni
[22:32] ---
    ima wo bukkowashi ni ikoutte
[22:34] ---
    yakusoku shita ano hi kara
[22:37] ---
    Kitto mada ma ni au hazu dakara
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    massao na
[22:48] ---
    zetsubou to issho ni
[22:53] ---
    Himei wo age
[22:56] ---
    tsukisasare
[22:58] ---
    subete ga kawaru mae ni
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:22] ---
    Hey, Black☆Star, you still
    ended up with zero souls, didn't you?
[23:26] ---
    You're deeply infatuated with my godliness.
[23:28] ---
    Speaking of gods,
[23:29] ---
    I hear Lord Death’s son is
    going to be featured next time.
[23:32] ---
    What?! Sir Death has a son?!
[23:35] ---
    For that matter, Lord Death is
    married? When did that happen?
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 3:
[23:40] ---
    "The Perfect Boy...
    Death the Kid's Magnificent Mission?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!

E3 - The Perfect Boy – Death the Kid's Magnificent Mission?

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[00:14] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:17] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:19] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:24] ---
    Death Weapon Meister Academy...
[00:39] ---
    popularly known as the DWMA.
[00:43] ---
    It is an institution to
    train weapons and meisters,
[00:48] ---
    established by Death, to prevent Kishins,
[00:51] ---
    the demon gods who plunged the
    entire world into the depths of terror,
[00:59] ---
    drove people into a maelstrom of madness,
[01:02] ---
    and nearly destroyed everything,
[01:04] ---
    from ever being born again.
[01:06] ---
    The gist of it is, it's an
    organization of justice, to keep the peace.
[01:11] ---
    Why is it a technical school, anyway?
[01:12] ---
    "DWMA"
[01:15] ---
    Oh well. Now then,
[01:17] ---
    let's all get ourselves
    duly keyed up, and get going!
[01:37] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[01:40] ---
    point to your heart,
[01:42] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[01:45] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:00] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[02:02] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[02:06] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[02:08] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:12] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:17] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:23] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:26] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:29] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:32] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:35] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[02:38] ---
    We are drawn together
[02:40] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[02:44] ---
    the clearer things become
[03:37] ---
    It's over, Lupin.
[03:48] ---
    Master Thief Lupin, we
    are here to recover your soul,
[03:53] ---
    which has turned into a Kishin egg!
[04:01] ---
    Hey, Patty! You're standing
    a little bit off your mark!
[04:05] ---
    Oops.
[04:07] ---
    Sorry.
[04:10] ---
    Hey, Kid, this is no time to
    be going on about that, right?
[04:14] ---
    I want to be precise and
    exact at all times.
[04:16] ---
    Yeah, but at the moment...
[04:21] ---
    --The master thief is bouncing.
[04:21] ---
    --Aren't I always saying,
    my aesthetic is symmetric?
[04:24] ---
    --Symmetry is the greatest beauty.
[04:26] ---
    --He got away, he got away!
[04:27] ---
    Can't you listen precisely
    and exactly when I'm talking?!
[04:31] ---
    Okay, okay.
[04:32] ---
    "Symmetry left-right balance"
[04:34] ---
    Symmetry... that is my aesthetic.
[04:37] ---
    So it begins.
[04:39] ---
    That is why I always use
    you two paired pistols.
[04:43] ---
    When I hold you, you are
    symmetrical, right?
[04:46] ---
    On the other hand, when you are human,
[04:48] ---
    your hairstyles and
    heights are both different...
[04:54] ---
    and the sizes of your breasts
    are different, too, aren't they?!
[04:57] ---
    Well excuse me for being
    smaller than my little sister!
[05:00] ---
    And what do you mean, symmetry?!
[05:02] ---
    The three stripes that are
    only on the left half of your hair
[05:05] ---
    aren't at all symmetrical, are they?!
[05:09] ---
    How can this be?! I'm a hideous swine!
[05:13] ---
    Why is my hair colored like this?!
    I'm a scruffy, trash heap of a person!
[05:18] ---
    Damn it, I'm hopeless! I could die!
[05:21] ---
    Ugh, there he goes again.
[05:24] ---
    Patty...
[05:25] ---
    Right.
[05:26] ---
    You are the next generation
    of shinigami, right?
[05:29] ---
    Who cares about those three stripes?
[05:31] ---
    Kid, you're not a pig.
[05:34] ---
    Pigs go "meow!"
[05:36] ---
    So you hang in there.
[05:38] ---
    You mean, I'm not a trash heap of a person?
[05:41] ---
    No, of course not.
[05:43] ---
    Trash goes "oink!"
[05:45] ---
    Well then, let's go report to my father.
[05:48] ---
    I can't tell if he's easy
    to manipulate, or hard.
[05:51] ---
    This is why I hate trust fund kids.
[06:04] ---
    Howdy-ho!
[06:07] ---
    Those three stripes
    in your hair are as cute as ever.
[06:12] ---
    Father, I don't appreciate the attention.
[06:16] ---
    Best to steer clear of that topic.
[06:20] ---
    Well, no matter, I guess.
    It appears that your recovery of souls
[06:24] ---
    that have turned into
    Kishin eggs is going smoothly.
[06:26] ---
    And Kid, you are a
    shinigami, so it's not as though
[06:29] ---
    you have to collect souls
    and raise a weapon, after all.
[06:33] ---
    I want to make my own
    weapon exactingly, for myself.
[06:38] ---
    You have two weapons,
    so you need twice as many souls.
[06:42] ---
    Liz and Patty, you hang in there, too.
[06:45] ---
    You bet!
[06:46] ---
    That's why I'd like to
    collect all my souls in one shot.
[06:50] ---
    Do you know of any good targets?
[06:52] ---
    Ah, if that's the case,
[06:55] ---
    what do you think about this?
[07:04] ---
    I wonder what's up.
[07:05] ---
    Hey, Soul, Maka!
[07:07] ---
    Ah, morning.
[07:09] ---
    Good morning.
[07:12] ---
    Has something happened?
[07:14] ---
    Oh, you don't know? Everyone
    at the academy is talking about it.
[07:20] ---
    They're just now being
    taken aback by my bigness?
[07:23] ---
    "Working"
[07:24] ---
    No! It's that, over there.
[07:32] ---
    "The Perfect Boy...
    Death the Kid's Magnificent Mission?"
[07:37] ---
    There's a pyramid in the
    scorching country of Egypt,
[07:40] ---
    the ancient ruins of Anubis...
[07:44] ---
    There's a necromantic witch
    there, who is bringing back to life
[07:48] ---
    the many mummies
    that are buried inside.
[07:51] ---
    Night after night, she walks
    the mummies out in procession,
[07:53] ---
    feeding them on the souls of people.
[07:55] ---
    Necromancers are a lot of trouble.
[07:58] ---
    She creates the mummies, and
    the mummies then attack people,
[08:01] ---
    providing her with new material.
[08:03] ---
    She's increasing her forces geometrically.
[08:07] ---
    The Pyramid of Anubis, huh?
[08:09] ---
    The architecture of that era
    was based on symmetry. Very nice.
[08:14] ---
    Actually, I was thinking of
    assigning a three-star meister to this.
[08:19] ---
    Not to worry, Father.
[08:22] ---
    I get to see some ruins, and put
    down a witch. I'm going to enjoy it.
[08:28] ---
    Hey, Black☆Star,
[08:31] ---
    you're wondering who
    took it on, too, right?
[08:34] ---
    You bet I am. Not so
    much about the job and such,
[08:37] ---
    but I don't like that someone
    has the nerve to outshine me!
[08:41] ---
    Well, that settles it.
[08:42] ---
    Yeah!
[08:44] ---
    Ah, hold on, you two!
[09:05] ---
    Wow, what wonderful symmetry...
[09:13] ---
    Staying as a weapon so
    long makes my neck stiff.
[09:16] ---
    It's huge!
[09:20] ---
    Still, it's a little dusty.
[09:22] ---
    Hey, let's hurry on inside!
[09:25] ---
    Something really feels
    off here, doesn't it?
[09:28] ---
    It's okay, it's okay. Let's go, let's go!
[09:31] ---
    My eyes are itching.
[09:35] ---
    It's marvelous on the inside, too.
[09:38] ---
    Oh, man... I don't
    handle places like this so well...
[09:43] ---
    Hey, Sis,
[09:45] ---
    in my thinking, if your eyes
    stopped working when you blinked,
[09:48] ---
    no one would blink their eyes. Why is that?
[09:51] ---
    Well, because they wouldn't
    want to not be able to see, right?
[09:55] ---
    That's why eye drops sell so
    well when people have dry eyes.
[10:01] ---
    Then we'll have to go steal a
    whole bunch of eye drops, huh?
[10:04] ---
    Before you do, remember,
[10:05] ---
    your eyes don't stop
    working when you blink, right?
[10:07] ---
    Oh, right!
[10:09] ---
    Sis, you're so smart!
[10:13] ---
    What's the matter, Kid?
    You're sure keeping quiet.
[10:17] ---
    Hm? Oh, maybe it's just my imagination,
[10:20] ---
    but I think the picture
    frame in the foyer of my house
[10:23] ---
    is leaning a little to the right.
[10:26] ---
    That doesn't matter right now, does it?!
[10:28] ---
    Yes, it does matter! Ah, what do I do?!
[10:32] ---
    It's like everything has gone negative!
[10:34] ---
    Damn! It's no use! I'm going to go check!
[10:36] ---
    Wait! Wait!
[10:37] ---
    Wait, wait, wait!
[10:39] ---
    You're taking your neurosis too far!
[10:40] ---
    --Ah, it bothers me...
[10:42] ---
    --You can check your frame once you get home!
[10:44] ---
    --Ah, it bothers me...
[10:45] ---
    --It doesn't bother you!
    It doesn't bother you!
[10:45] ---
    --Ah, it bothers me...
    ah, it bothers me so much...
[10:48] ---
    Would you shut up, you trust fund kid?!
[10:50] ---
    Ah, it bothers me...
[10:55] ---
    M-Mummies! They're mummies, Patty!
[11:05] ---
    Th-They're kind of cute, huh?
[11:09] ---
    Give me your soul!
[11:12] ---
    It licked me! It licked me!
    It licked me! It licked me!
[11:15] ---
    Yuckums! Yuckums! Yuckums!!
[11:18] ---
    Gross! Gross!
[11:20] ---
    Now you've gone and done it.
[11:22] ---
    Patty, let's transform!
[11:24] ---
    Right!
[11:25] ---
    Kid, here we go!
[11:29] ---
    Huh...?
[11:30] ---
    Huh...?
[11:35] ---
    Liz and Patty,
[11:37] ---
    I just can't help thinking
    about it, so I'm going home now.
[11:41] ---
    It's dark, so be sure to watch your step.
[11:44] ---
    Death the Kid
[11:45] ---
    You're kidding me, right?!
[11:49] ---
    Patty!
[11:49] ---
    Right!
[11:58] ---
    Stay back!
[12:05] ---
    Hey! Don't stick me inside its mouth!
[12:08] ---
    Sorry.
[12:21] ---
    My heart, within me...
[12:24] ---
    My heart, within my image...
[12:28] ---
    Pharaoh, return to life!
[12:36] ---
    Wrath of the pharaoh...
[12:45] ---
    He caught me!
[12:47] ---
    He's pulling me!
[12:48] ---
    He's going to eat me!
[12:57] ---
    Trifle with the souls
    of my people, will you?
[13:01] ---
    Accept the wrath of the pharaoh!
[13:14] ---
    Geez, where did those two go?
[13:38] ---
    Hmm, I guess it was
    my imagination after all.
[13:41] ---
    Outstanding. Now then,
    Liz and Patty are waiting for me.
[13:46] ---
    Guess I'll go back.
[13:49] ---
    We've recovered all of the mummy souls.
[13:55] ---
    Did you divide them exactly half and half?
[13:57] ---
    Mm-hmm. If we don't divide them exactly,
[13:59] ---
    Kid will be depressed, after all.
[14:05] ---
    It's so creepy. I hear some sort
    of weird voice coming from inside.
[14:09] ---
    What could it be?
[14:10] ---
    Let's go, let's go.
[14:11] ---
    Let's wait until Kid gets here!
[14:13] ---
    It's all right. My sister is with us.
[14:18] ---
    You're kidding me...
[14:23] ---
    It's coming from in there, huh?
[14:26] ---
    Quietly, quietly...
[14:29] ---
    Roger, roger...
[14:31] ---
    Knock off the whining, would you?!
[14:34] ---
    Patty...!
[14:36] ---
    Don't make your big sister cry!
[14:41] ---
    I'm leftovers.
[14:51] ---
    What are you guys up to?
    The bell has already rung.
[14:55] ---
    What about you? You're a homeroom teacher,
[14:57] ---
    and you're getting ready
    to go somewhere, aren't you?
[14:59] ---
    I have a little errand to run.
[15:01] ---
    Appearances to the
    contrary, I am a busy man.
[15:04] ---
    Well then, before you go, there's
    something we need you to tell us.
[15:09] ---
    Who was it that took
    on the Anubis ruins job?
[15:12] ---
    Oh, it wasn't one of our
    students that took that one.
[15:16] ---
    It's a little too much for
    one of the students to handle.
[15:19] ---
    Then, who was it?
[15:21] ---
    Lord Death’s son.
[15:23] ---
    Sir Death’s...
[15:25] ---
    son?
[15:27] ---
    Seriously?
[15:28] ---
    I'm not the kind of man who tells lies.
[15:32] ---
    Lord Death’s son.
[15:35] ---
    His name is Death the Kid.
[15:39] ---
    We meet again, Anubis.
[15:42] ---
    Every time I see you, you look fantastic.
[15:54] ---
    Are you...?!
[15:57] ---
    Outstanding symmetry!
[16:00] ---
    How wonderful!
[16:02] ---
    No...
[16:06] ---
    You disgust me!
[16:11] ---
    How utterly unpleasant.
[16:16] ---
    Liz! Patty!
[16:20] ---
    Kid?
[16:35] ---
    Sorry to intrude.
[16:36] ---
    Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
[16:44] ---
    What is this?
[16:46] ---
    Both of you, change into guns, right now.
[16:48] ---
    Our power is drained when
    these bandages are touching us.
[16:51] ---
    What?
[16:52] ---
    Tornado Flip!
[16:57] ---
    All right!
[16:58] ---
    Transform!
[17:04] ---
    The soul of a pharaoh, huh?
[17:07] ---
    You're mine!
[17:12] ---
    Hey, Kid! Are you okay?!
[17:25] ---
    What are you doing, Kid?!
    This isn't like you!
[17:31] ---
    Take a good look at him.
[17:34] ---
    He's...
[17:38] ---
    marvelously symmetrical!
[17:41] ---
    Huh?!
[17:44] ---
    Kid!
[17:50] ---
    Symmetry doesn't matter
    at a time like this, right?!
[17:54] ---
    You're gonna get killed at this rate!
[17:58] ---
    You were going to use us,
[17:59] ---
    and become an impeccable
    shinigami, weren't you?!
[18:09] ---
    Aw, damn.
[18:14] ---
    I can't shoot him.
[18:17] ---
    Kid!
[18:18] ---
    Kid!
[18:19] ---
    Wrath of the pharaoh!
[18:21] ---
    Wrath! Wrath!
[18:24] ---
    Wrath! Wrath! Wrath! Wrath! Wrath!
[18:30] ---
    Wrath!
[18:31] ---
    Wrath! Wrath! Wrath! Wrath!
[18:40] ---
    I'll finish you off personally.
[18:55] ---
    Right...
[18:56] ---
    Left...
[18:58] ---
    Right...
[18:59] ---
    Left...
[19:00] ---
    Right...
[19:10] ---
    He's all scrambled up, isn't he?!
[19:13] ---
    It's all over now.
[19:17] ---
    What is with you?
[19:19] ---
    Your right and left sides are all jumbled!
[19:21] ---
    I've never seen anything so jumbled before.
[19:23] ---
    Where did you come from?
    Are you a citizen of Jumble Island?
[19:29] ---
    You disgust me!
[19:31] ---
    Everything but your forehead, anyhow.
[19:33] ---
    What an impediment!
    Who'd want all that ornamentation?
[19:36] ---
    You're all kinds of unwanted!
    An impediment!
[19:39] ---
    Impediment!
[19:40] ---
    Impediment! Impediment!
    Impediment! Impediment!
[19:42] ---
    Impediment!
[19:44] ---
    All of it's an impediment!
[19:58] ---
    I can't allow you to be.
[20:04] ---
    There were an uneven
    number of souls this time,
[20:06] ---
    so I got one more than you.
[20:08] ---
    Damn it, this is insufferable.
    On to the next one!
[20:11] ---
    Right!
[20:12] ---
    I have to ask, though,
    what was the deal with the way
[20:15] ---
    that pharaoh was all jumbled up?
[20:18] ---
    Whatever the case, we say a last
    farewell to the beautiful Anubis.
[20:30] ---
    --It got all broken! Awesome!
[20:31] ---
    -How could that happen...?
[20:32] ---
    With all the rampaging we did?
[20:35] ---
    I am an unmitigated swine!
    A trash heap of a person!
[20:39] ---
    That's why Anubis has turned to trash!
[20:41] ---
    Damn it, I'm hopeless! I could die!
[20:43] ---
    --Don't get so down on yourself.
[20:44] ---
    --I could die...
[20:45] ---
    --I could die... I could die...
    I could die...
[20:45] ---
    --Everyone breaks a pyramid or two.
[20:48] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[20:50] ---
    Oh, you guys...
[20:54] ---
    Why aren't your breasts the same size?!
[20:58] ---
    "Completed"
[21:04] ---
    As punishment for destroying the pyramid,
[21:07] ---
    you have to forfeit all
    the souls you've collected.
[21:10] ---
    Damn it, I'm hopeless! I could die!
[21:13] ---
    The scythemeister Maka, and her partner,
[21:16] ---
    the magic scythe, Soul Eater.
[21:22] ---
    The assassin Black☆Star,
[21:25] ---
    and the magic dark arm, Tsubaki.
[21:30] ---
    Lord Death’s son, Death the Kid,
[21:33] ---
    and his pair of pistols,
    the Thompson sisters.
[21:40] ---
    The prologues are over.
[21:42] ---
    And now, the story begins.
[21:47] ---
    The stardust twinkles
[21:54] ---
    Star of my dreams
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Let's go Let's go
[22:09] ---
    Let's go!
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    The world is covered in blackness,
[22:26] ---
    but my breath is still white
[22:32] ---
    Ever since that day we promised
[22:34] ---
    to go smash up the present
[22:37] ---
    I'm sure we can still make it in time
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    counted together
[22:48] ---
    with pallid hopelessness
[22:53] ---
    Screaming out
[22:56] ---
    and run through
[22:58] ---
    before everything changes
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:18] ---
    Hey, Soul, what's the meaning of this?
[23:20] ---
    Shut up. How am I supposed to know?
[23:23] ---
    Unlike you and Black☆Star,
    I'm an honors student.
[23:26] ---
    I do all of my lesson
    prep, and my homework!
[23:28] ---
    I'm begging you, stick me
    with anyone but Black☆Star.
[23:30] ---
    Impossible! This must be some mistake!
[23:32] ---
    Please, someone say it isn't so!
[23:33] ---
    Oh, pipe down. Who cares?
    It's just remedial work.
[23:37] ---
    Don't say "remedial"!
[23:39] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 4:
[23:41] ---
    "Engage the Witch Hunter!
    A Remedial Lesson in the Graveyard?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!

E4 - Engage the Witch Hunter! A Remedial Lesson in the Graveyard?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:45] ---
    Evil Monk Rasputin, your soul is mine!
[00:50] ---
    No way!
[00:51] ---
    Not even bullets can harm this body!
[01:05] ---
    I don't know how many bullets you've taken,
[01:09] ---
    but I'm still going to devour your soul,
[01:11] ---
    which has turned into a Kishin egg.
[01:27] ---
    Aah... souls are so yummy...
[01:31] ---
    These days are cool. This
    morning is cool, too, of course.
[01:36] ---
    A morning fit for someone as cool as I am.
[01:39] ---
    Oh, Soul...
[01:42] ---
    It's about time you were getting up.
[01:45] ---
    B-Blair?!
[01:47] ---
    Unless, of course...
[01:52] ---
    All right, those are done.
[01:57] ---
    Want to stay here, and have fun with me?
[02:04] ---
    Soul, it's time to go to school.
    Hurry and eat your breakfast.
[02:10] ---
    Good morning, Maka.
[02:18] ---
    A morning like this...
[02:20] ---
    with romantic comedy like this...
[02:25] ---
    Soul...
[02:27] ---
    you idiot!!
[02:31] ---
    Is not at all cool.
[02:49] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:52] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:54] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:57] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[03:12] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[03:15] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[03:18] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[03:20] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[03:24] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[03:29] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[03:35] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[03:38] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[03:41] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[03:44] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[03:47] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[03:50] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[03:52] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[03:56] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[04:08] ---
    How many souls have you gotten?
[04:10] ---
    12. How about you?
[04:12] ---
    Hey, Maka...
[04:14] ---
    Be quiet.
[04:15] ---
    I'm reading a book right now.
    Leave me alone.
[04:17] ---
    What are you so angry
    about, you study hound?
[04:24] ---
    Maka...
[04:26] ---
    Chop!!
[04:32] ---
    So, what did you want to talk about?
[04:35] ---
    I heard something earlier.
[04:38] ---
    Our last teacher... what
    was his name again?
[04:42] ---
    You know, the one who croaked.
[04:44] ---
    Stabbed with a Statue of
    Liberty, right in the forehead.
[04:47] ---
    Sid*-sensei*, right? The
    Statue-to-the-forehead incident.
[04:51] ---
    So?
[04:53] ---
    Have you heard the talk
    about some strange bastard
[04:56] ---
    coming after the students of DWMA lately?
[04:58] ---
    Someone in the next class over
    supposedly got beaten to a pulp.
[05:02] ---
    Anyhow, everyone who's seen
    the guy all say the same thing.
[05:07] ---
    "The culprit was a zombie,
    with a hole in his forehead!"
[05:15] ---
    You didn't have to slug me.
[05:17] ---
    Are you saying it's Sid*-sensei*?
[05:20] ---
    No way. I'll bet it's just
    something someone made up.
[05:24] ---
    Hey, quiet down! Class is starting!
[05:28] ---
    That's the new teacher?
[05:31] ---
    Attendance is a pain, so I won't take it.
[05:34] ---
    I'll also say something right up front.
[05:37] ---
    The bell doesn't decide when class is over.
[05:41] ---
    I do.
[05:46] ---
    What do you think, Maka?
    I nailed it, didn't I?
[05:51] ---
    Hey,
[05:53] ---
    I get the feeling that your
    dumb dad is making a strange face,
[05:55] ---
    and looking this way.
[05:57] ---
    S-Sure it's not your imagination?
[06:00] ---
    Besides, he's not my papa.
[06:02] ---
    Hey, Death Scythe, are you
    going to be our teacher from now on?
[06:07] ---
    I'm just here temporarily,
[06:08] ---
    until we find a replacement
    for Sid, who croaked earlier.
[06:11] ---
    Also, it's "Death Scythe*-sensei*," right?
[06:15] ---
    Don't drop the "sensei" part, you dope!
[06:19] ---
    Now then, let's take attendance.
[06:21] ---
    You just said you weren't taking it!
[06:23] ---
    I said I wasn't taking it for
    the boys. I am taking it for the girls.
[06:28] ---
    Stop screwing around, you dirty old coot!
[06:29] ---
    Loser...
[06:31] ---
    Put a sock in it, already.
[06:33] ---
    Soul Eater... Soul Eater...
[06:36] ---
    "Soul"
[06:36] ---
    Oh, there he is.
[06:37] ---
    "Evaluation"
[06:38] ---
    Evaluation...
[06:39] ---
    lowest marks.
[06:42] ---
    Okay, let's get class started.
[06:45] ---
    Hey, you! You just wrote
    something down, didn't you?!
[06:47] ---
    Oh, right. Maka and Soul...
[06:50] ---
    What, you dirty old coot?
[06:52] ---
    Lord Death called for you.
    Never mind class, go see him.
[06:56] ---
    Shoo, shoo.
[06:58] ---
    Lord Death?
[07:04] ---
    "Engage the Witch Hunter!
    A Remedial Lesson in the Graveyard?"
[07:11] ---
    Excuse us.
[07:14] ---
    I wonder what Lord Death wants with us.
[07:17] ---
    Who knows?
[07:19] ---
    Soul and Maka...
[07:22] ---
    To think you'd turn your backs to me.
[07:24] ---
    Let's go, Tsubaki!
[07:26] ---
    Right.
[07:28] ---
    Rule of assassination number 1!
[07:30] ---
    Blend in with the
    darkness, hold your breath,
[07:33] ---
    and wait for a chance at your target!
[07:35] ---
    Ah, it's Black☆Star.
[07:37] ---
    What are you up there shouting for?
[07:43] ---
    They completely noticed us.
[07:45] ---
    My uncontrollable star-ness
    worked against me, did it?
[07:49] ---
    No matter.
[07:50] ---
    This is so much my era, it's scary.
    I'm too much, huh, Tsubaki?
[07:55] ---
    You sure are.
[07:56] ---
    He is?
[07:58] ---
    What's up? Were you guys
    called here by Lord Death, too?
[08:02] ---
    Yeah.
[08:04] ---
    Okay, I'll call him. 42-42-564...
[08:16] ---
    Hello, hello, Lord Death?
[08:18] ---
    Yes, yes, howdy, howdy,
    howdy. Thanks for coming.
[08:24] ---
    This is scythemeister Maka...
[08:25] ---
    Dark arms-meister Black☆Star...
[08:28] ---
    His partner, Tsubaki...
[08:30] ---
    So, what do you need?
[08:31] ---
    There's a little something
    I'd like you to take.
[08:35] ---
    What's that?
[08:36] ---
    A remedial class.
[08:38] ---
    Huh? A remedial class,
    like the kind that dummies take?
[08:42] ---
    No way. As someone who's
    going to be the ultimate Death Scythe,
[08:45] ---
    I'm not taking that.
[08:46] ---
    What is your duty as meisters and weapons?
[08:49] ---
    Sir, to recover 99 souls
    who have left the human path
[08:52] ---
    and become Kishin eggs,
    and one witch's soul,
[08:57] ---
    to make a Death Scythe,
    the weapon of Lord Death.
[09:01] ---
    That is correct.
[09:04] ---
    But currently, the number
    of souls you've all collected
[09:07] ---
    is zero, isn't it?
[09:14] ---
    This is no time to be laughing.
[09:16] ---
    Now then, as for the
    content of this remedial course,
[09:20] ---
    I'm sure you've already heard the rumors?
[09:22] ---
    About Sid*-sensei*, who was a
    teacher here at DWMA up until recently?
[09:26] ---
    There, you see? I was
    telling you the truth.
[09:30] ---
    Uh-huh. But he was such a great teacher.
[09:34] ---
    "Sid"
[09:34] ---
    Indeed, he was a nice,
    quiet teacher in life,
[09:38] ---
    but after becoming a zombie, and
    being freed from the fear of death,
[09:41] ---
    he said something about
    letting the students
[09:44] ---
    go through the same experience he had,
[09:46] ---
    so now he's holding a
    class for his own satisfaction,
[09:49] ---
    and staging bothersome
    attacks on our students.
[09:51] ---
    What's more, there's no doubt
    that whoever turned Sid*-sensei*
[09:55] ---
    into a zombie is pulling
    the strings behind the scenes.
[09:58] ---
    Okay! Let us handle it, sir!
[10:01] ---
    What you're saying is, we just
    have to come down on them, right?
[10:04] ---
    That's what I'm saying.
[10:06] ---
    Now, I'm not trying to scare you,
[10:08] ---
    but if you happen to fail
    this remedial class, or anything,
[10:11] ---
    There will be a friendly
    expulsion for all of you.
[10:13] ---
    E-E-Expulsion?!
[10:16] ---
    It's all right, I tell you!
    You just let me take care of this!
[10:32] ---
    Hey! Come on out, you zombie bastard!
[10:35] ---
    Say, Tsubaki, is this Sid's grave?
[10:38] ---
    Is he even in there? He
    was out moving around.
[10:43] ---
    Still, I think maybe we
    should start with his grave.
[10:48] ---
    I'm not about to get expelled!
[10:50] ---
    --It looks like just an ordinary grave.
[10:50] ---
    --Come on out! Come on out, you!
[10:53] ---
    I never listened in your class!
[10:57] ---
    Soul is off his rocker.
[11:00] ---
    I thought I was a superb
    scythemeister, like Mom.
[11:04] ---
    When did I fall behind?
[11:09] ---
    --Come on! Get out here!
    Get out here, I tell you!
[11:09] ---
    --What's she so down about?
[11:11] ---
    --Black☆Star, you should be
    concerned, too, okay?
[11:12] ---
    --You're a zombie! Don't go
    trying to look like a bigshot!
[11:16] ---
    Hurry up! Where are
    you, you zombie bastard?!
[11:18] ---
    Hey, Soul, let's take a
    leak on Sid's grave!
[11:22] ---
    Yeah, let's do that! And
    let's take a dump while we're at it!
[11:24] ---
    --Come on, you zombie! Get out here!
[11:25] ---
    --I wonder if I can get up.
[11:26] ---
    --Mm-hmm, I can. I can still go on.
[11:27] ---
    --We're gonna let you have it! Hurry up!
[11:29] ---
    --But I'm not getting up...
[11:31] ---
    --Somebody... stop them...!
[11:41] ---
    Maka!
[11:43] ---
    Are you scared?
[11:46] ---
    I'll bet you're scared!
[11:51] ---
    That's Sid*-sensei*?
[11:52] ---
    Looks that way.
[11:54] ---
    Maka, Soul, Black☆Star,
    Tsubaki, good morning,
[12:00] ---
    good day, good evening,
[12:05] ---
    long time no see...
[12:09] ---
    I never failed to say my greetings.
[12:11] ---
    That's the kind of man I was.
[12:14] ---
    Tsubaki, we're going at him, too.
[12:16] ---
    Right.
[12:21] ---
    It's started.
[12:23] ---
    Sid*-sensei*, why are you doing this?
[12:31] ---
    Being a zombie is great.
[12:33] ---
    You stop caring about all sorts of things.
[12:36] ---
    Let's start class.
    I start class right at the bell.
[12:41] ---
    That's the kind of man I was.
[12:43] ---
    Fine.
[12:44] ---
    It's been a while.
[12:46] ---
    Let me show you my
    fanatical classroom comportment!
[12:49] ---
    We've got an expulsion
    riding on this. We'll take this
[12:53] ---
    decaying, past-its-use-by-date
    class of yours.
[12:57] ---
    Once you become a zombie,
    the pressure of dying disappears.
[13:01] ---
    You can escape your fears.
[13:03] ---
    This isn't right.
[13:05] ---
    You weren't the sort of person
    who would say something like that.
[13:07] ---
    Learn, don't just listen!
[13:12] ---
    Black☆Star!
[13:13] ---
    You're little, and I'm big!
    No need to thank me.
[13:16] ---
    I'm not very patient!
[13:19] ---
    That's the kind of man I was!
[13:23] ---
    Give up now. One-star
    meisters can't defeat me.
[13:28] ---
    I don't care if you are a zombie,
    once I get your soul, you're through!
[13:31] ---
    Sid*-sensei* is strong.
[13:33] ---
    Unlike us one-star meisters,
    he was a three-star meister,
[13:37] ---
    the highest rank, when he was alive.
[13:40] ---
    Well, isn't that something?
[13:42] ---
    Hey, Teacher! You swing
    that tombstone around like that,
[13:45] ---
    you're gonna catch hell,
    and end up getting killed again.
[13:48] ---
    It's my tombstone.
    I can treat it however I want to.
[13:52] ---
    Now then, let's start second period.
[14:00] ---
    By the way, when this period
    is over, you are all going to die, too!
[14:07] ---
    We're not even that far into the new term.
[14:10] ---
    I'd like to go home right
    now, and have a bath.
[14:16] ---
    I'm so bored...
[14:23] ---
    Maybe I should go to school, too.
[14:27] ---
    Maka and Soul seem to enjoy it, after all.
[14:34] ---
    What's the matter?! You need
    to understand each other better!
[14:37] ---
    Your wavelengths as meister
    and weapon are all out of sync!
[14:40] ---
    You're lecturing the
    person you're fighting?!
[14:42] ---
    I'm an ardent teacher,
    passionate about education!
[14:46] ---
    That's the kind of man I was!
[14:48] ---
    I'll give you a grave for your life.
[14:51] ---
    Living End!
[14:58] ---
    Black☆Star!
[15:02] ---
    Sid*-sensei* was a knifemeister.
[15:04] ---
    He can fight this well, without
    even using a magic weapon?
[15:10] ---
    That's what it is to be
    a three-star meister?
[15:19] ---
    Class is over.
[15:22] ---
    Are you about ready to die?
[15:24] ---
    What do you say? You're
    afraid to die, right?
[15:28] ---
    Once you're a zombie,
    you'll be freed from that fear.
[15:32] ---
    Urgh, now I'm mad.
[15:35] ---
    Would you just shut up
    already, you zombie bastard?
[15:39] ---
    Your "class" never got
    started in the first place,
[15:43] ---
    you moldering dope!
[15:46] ---
    I'm on-stage here, you know!
[15:49] ---
    Three-stars, one-star, it's all the same!
[15:52] ---
    I am...
[15:54] ---
    Black☆Star!
[15:58] ---
    He hit one of my pressure
    points, my solar plexus, dead-on!
[16:02] ---
    Hmm, that was a nice attack.
[16:05] ---
    It's just like Black☆Star to
    excel at the assassination arts.
[16:08] ---
    Tsubaki, Dark Arm Mode, Shuriken!
[16:10] ---
    Right!
[16:15] ---
    You won't get away!
[16:16] ---
    This is nothing!
[16:18] ---
    Maka, here he comes!
[16:20] ---
    Living End!
[16:27] ---
    What?!
[16:29] ---
    She slipped into that tiny opening?
[16:33] ---
    It's because of their sense of
    fear that anyone tries to get stronger!
[16:37] ---
    Oh?
[16:43] ---
    Not sensing fear is
    usually a reckless thing,
[16:47] ---
    but Maka has the courage
    to fight with her fear.
[16:57] ---
    Maka...
[17:00] ---
    Let's do it. Match soul
    wavelengths with me.
[17:03] ---
    But we've never successfully
    done that before.
[17:07] ---
    We can do it. We'll be able to pull it off!
[17:11] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[17:18] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[17:34] ---
    Scythemeister technique of lore!
[17:39] ---
    Witch Hunter!
[17:59] ---
    What the hell are you doing?!
    Are you trying to kill me?!
[18:01] ---
    Hey, that was your fault,
    Soul! Do it right, you idiot!
[18:05] ---
    Huh? Give me a break!
    How was that my fault?!
[18:08] ---
    What are you, daft?! You're
    out of your mind, aren't you?! Die!
[18:11] ---
    --Die? How mean! You die!
[18:12] ---
    --What force...!
[18:13] ---
    --Shut up! Die in a fire!
[18:15] ---
    I wanted to go after him simple-like,
[18:18] ---
    without any big techniques!
[18:21] ---
    Huh? He disappeared?
[18:23] ---
    No, he sunk into the ground!
[18:25] ---
    He sunk?
[18:35] ---
    Damn! He sunk down again!
[18:39] ---
    Black☆Star...
[18:40] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[18:43] ---
    What Sid is doing is the
    first rule of assassination.
[18:47] ---
    "Blend in with the darkness,
    hold your breath,
[18:50] ---
    and wait for a chance at your target."
[18:55] ---
    Tsubaki,
[18:56] ---
    Let's go one step ahead of him.
[18:59] ---
    Right.
[19:05] ---
    Don't you get up on my stage,
    you moldering zombie!
[19:10] ---
    Black☆Star's breathing has changed.
[19:14] ---
    We don't need a second assassin here.
[19:17] ---
    I'm not in the limelight!
[19:20] ---
    Trap☆Star!
[19:26] ---
    Rule of assassination number 2...
[19:42] ---
    Concentrate... You'll hear
    the wavelength of his soul...
[19:48] ---
    It's coming through to
    you through Tsubaki...
[19:56] ---
    His breathing stopped.
[19:57] ---
    Here it comes.
[20:04] ---
    Trap☆Star activate!
[20:06] ---
    You should take some
    antiseptic after eating. You reek!
[20:15] ---
    Hey! Don't catch me, too!
[20:19] ---
    You also got in the way.
[20:22] ---
    Hmm, I guess that takes
    care of that, for the time being.
[20:27] ---
    All that's left now is the wirepuller
    who zombified Sid*-sensei*, right?
[20:31] ---
    Yes, yes.
[20:32] ---
    Who is it, Father?
[20:38] ---
    He's no small-timer, is he?
[20:40] ---
    Death Scythe is the greatest
    weapon around at the moment.
[20:44] ---
    You know which meister
    trained him up, don't you?
[20:48] ---
    Mm-hmm, Maka's mother, right?
[20:50] ---
    What about it?
[20:52] ---
    As it happens, Maka's mother
    was Death Scythe's second partner.
[20:59] ---
    Which means... by any
    chance, was it his first one?
[21:03] ---
    The wirepuller's name is
    Doctor Franken Stein.
[21:07] ---
    He was Death Scythe's first partner,
[21:10] ---
    and the greatest meister
    to ever graduate from DWMA.
[21:20] ---
    I just can't seem to clear my head.
[21:27] ---
    It's no use.
[21:30] ---
    I'm losing interest.
[21:44] ---
    Here, right?
[21:47] ---
    Kuzuboshi kirameku
[21:54] ---
    Yume no hoshi sa
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Ikou ze Ikou ze
[22:09] ---
    Ikou ze
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    Sekai wa kuroku somatte'ru
[22:26] ---
    haku iki wa shiroi mama na no ni
[22:32] ---
    ima wo bukkowashi ni ikoutte
[22:34] ---
    yakusoku shita ano hi kara
[22:37] ---
    Kitto mada ma ni au hazu dakara
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    massao na
[22:48] ---
    zetsubou to issho ni
[22:53] ---
    Himei wo age
[22:56] ---
    tsukisasare
[22:59] ---
    subete ga kawaru mae ni
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:18] ---
    In the dead of the night,
    when even the plants are asleep...
[23:20] ---
    a cry echoes out in a
    patched-together laboratory.
[23:23] ---
    Fear. Shrieks. Splatter.
    What appeared before these
[23:26] ---
    boys and girls of tender
    years was Franken...
[23:29] ---
    Hold on, hold on! Tsubaki,
    create a little bit more mood.
[23:32] ---
    Oh, but I'm not really
    cut out for that sort of thing.
[23:34] ---
    That's not true. Just
    give it a try for now.
[23:36] ---
    I curse you...!
[23:38] ---
    That was good.
[23:39] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 5:
[23:41] ---
    "Shape of the Soul...
    Enter the Ultimate Meister Stein?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!

E5 - Shape of the Soul – Enter the Ultimate Meister Stein?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:28] ---
    The greatest meister to
    ever graduate from the DWMA,
[00:32] ---
    Dr. Stein.
[00:34] ---
    He's a tough one.
[00:38] ---
    He's the meister that was your
    weapon Death Scythe's first partner.
[00:42] ---
    You told them to go
    fetch this guy's soul, right?
[00:45] ---
    Still, you'd beat this guy easily, Sis.
[00:48] ---
    I'm just an unremarkable weapon.
[00:50] ---
    Patty, you give your
    sister too much credit.
[00:53] ---
    It's safe to say I'd be dead in an instant.
[00:56] ---
    Such an assignment for a remedial class
[00:58] ---
    is a bit too difficult, isn't it?
[01:02] ---
    There's no doubt about it,
[01:05] ---
    they will die.
[01:25] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[01:28] ---
    point to your heart,
[01:30] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[01:33] ---
    stronger than words?
[01:48] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[01:51] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[01:54] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[01:56] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:00] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:05] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:11] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:14] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:17] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:20] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:23] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[02:26] ---
    We are drawn together
[02:28] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[02:32] ---
    the clearer things become
[02:41] ---
    This is where Stein is, right?
[02:44] ---
    Let's hurry and settle this, and
    get this remedial class over with.
[02:53] ---
    Even the laboratory is patchwork?
[03:04] ---
    I wonder what sort of fellow
    this Dr. Stein is.
[03:17] ---
    Something's coming this way.
[03:31] ---
    Damn. It's still out of adjustment.
[03:38] ---
    Maybe about there?
[03:40] ---
    Okay! Let me try that again.
[03:45] ---
    Hey, someone stop him.
[03:47] ---
    But this is our first meeting.
[03:49] ---
    I'm a little bit curious.
[03:51] ---
    So am I.
[04:00] ---
    Nutty professor.
[04:06] ---
    "Shape of the Soul...
    Enter the Ultimate Meister Stein?"
[04:16] ---
    So, did you need something?
[04:20] ---
    You're Stein, right?
[04:22] ---
    You're the one behind the attacks
    on the academy’s students, aren't you?
[04:25] ---
    Ahh, yes, I see, you are
    students at the DWMA, are you?
[04:31] ---
    Do you have something against us?
[04:34] ---
    Not really. My motives are quite simple.
[04:38] ---
    It's observational research, that's all.
[04:41] ---
    That's what my driving force is.
[04:44] ---
    Everything in the world
    is my research material.
[04:47] ---
    Including myself, of course.
[04:54] ---
    Hey, Soul, do you feel funny somehow?
[04:58] ---
    Hm? You think?
[05:00] ---
    Your soul wavelengths
    are not very stable, huh?
[05:05] ---
    The soul of someone
    rebellious and sarcastic,
[05:08] ---
    and the soul of someone
    earnest, and a hard worker.
[05:11] ---
    They appear to be resonating,
    but they aren't.
[05:14] ---
    What? You can see the
    souls of living people?
[05:18] ---
    You're a meister?
[05:19] ---
    What's more, if he can
    even read our personalities,
[05:22] ---
    he's an ultra-first rate meister.
[05:25] ---
    Maka, you can see
    them clearly too, right?
[05:29] ---
    O-Of course!
[05:32] ---
    Your soul is fluctuating quite a bit.
[05:35] ---
    How cute.
[05:36] ---
    Shut up! Shut up! Don't look at me!
[05:38] ---
    Yeah, yeah, shut up, shut up!
[05:40] ---
    Yahoo! That's enough unremarkable
    talk from the common folk!
[05:44] ---
    From here on, it will be
    avant-garde conversation, about me!
[05:48] ---
    When did he...?
[05:50] ---
    Makes no difference to me
    if you're able to see souls or not.
[05:53] ---
    Who cares about other people's souls?!
[05:55] ---
    As long as I can see my
    own soul, that's good enough!
[06:00] ---
    You're something else.
[06:03] ---
    You have an intense,
    incredibly egocentric soul.
[06:07] ---
    There aren't very many partners
    that match a soul like yours, are there?
[06:13] ---
    Here I go! Yahoo!
[06:21] ---
    Black☆Star!
[06:24] ---
    Oh, I get it.
[06:26] ---
    You are his partner, huh?
[06:29] ---
    Highly collaborative, with a great
    capacity for acceptance of others.
[06:33] ---
    You are matching your
    soul wavelength to his, are you?
[06:38] ---
    Who are you?
[06:39] ---
    Now then, I've collected
    a certain amount of data.
[06:43] ---
    Shall we begin the experiment?
[06:48] ---
    We're all out of liquor!
[06:50] ---
    "Chupa Cabra's"
[06:50] ---
    Papa, you move fast, don't you?
[06:53] ---
    Just a minute, okay?
[06:55] ---
    Pump-pumpkin Pumpkin... hyoi!
[06:58] ---
    Blair, this is your third
    day here at the club, right?
[07:02] ---
    You're getting accustomed
    to it, aren't you?
[07:05] ---
    Thanks.
[07:06] ---
    Papa, you were at the school today, right?
[07:09] ---
    How was it? Did you get
    along all right with Maka?
[07:15] ---
    Meow?
[07:16] ---
    She ignored me.
[07:18] ---
    Oh, dear.
[07:19] ---
    No matter what I do, she
    gets hacked off at me.
[07:23] ---
    Maka is so adorable.
[07:24] ---
    But then, your divorce
    became official last month and all,
[07:28] ---
    turn that frown upside-down.
    Show me some guts!
[07:31] ---
    That's easy for you to say, but
    all my parental authority went away.
[07:36] ---
    My wife... I mean,
[07:37] ---
    my ex-wife... said she didn't
    want any alimony or child support.
[07:42] ---
    What am I to Maka? I'm her
    papa, and yet I'm not her papa.
[07:47] ---
    That's not true. A parent's role is
    not just to provide money, after all.
[07:51] ---
    Fight!
[07:53] ---
    Money is one form of affection, isn't it?
[07:56] ---
    It's awful, not being able
    to do anything for Maka.
[07:59] ---
    Well, why don't you
    turn this minus into a plus,
[08:02] ---
    make use of the womanizing
    that led to your divorce,
[08:05] ---
    and find yourself a new wife! Yay!
[08:08] ---
    No way! I couldn't think
    about getting remarried.
[08:12] ---
    These days have been abysmal.
[08:15] ---
    It's even worse than
    the time I was with Stein.
[08:17] ---
    You can't go depressing
    the customers, Blair.
[08:21] ---
    Meow!
[08:23] ---
    A scythemeister named Maka...
[08:29] ---
    Ee-yow!
[08:30] ---
    Hmm, what was it again?
    A scythemeister named Maka...
[08:35] ---
    Seems like I've heard
    about you somewhere.
[08:38] ---
    Ah! Are you Spirit's daughter?
[08:42] ---
    The time I spent with him was truly hell.
[08:47] ---
    Spirit?
[08:48] ---
    Papa's name, before he became Death Scythe.
[08:52] ---
    But how do you know that?
[08:54] ---
    I can still remember his
    face, while he slept.
[08:58] ---
    While... while I slept, he would...
[09:03] ---
    perform experiments on my body!
[09:07] ---
    What's worse, he did it for five years!
[09:10] ---
    F-Five years? I'm surprised
    you didn't realize it.
[09:14] ---
    Amazing! Papa, you really are insensitive!
[09:18] ---
    I thought it was weird.
[09:20] ---
    I kept getting scars on me
    that I didn't remember having.
[09:23] ---
    If my ex-wife hadn't noticed,
    those devilish experiments
[09:27] ---
    might still be going on now!
[09:30] ---
    Aha, I see. You are his
    dear young daughter.
[09:35] ---
    The daughter of the woman
    who stole my research material.
[09:40] ---
    I want to dissect you now.
[09:42] ---
    Still, you were partners
    for five years, right?
[09:46] ---
    Your soul wavelengths must have matched.
[09:48] ---
    If he had even the slightest
    curiosity about someone else's weapon,
[09:52] ---
    he could master it to some degree.
[09:55] ---
    When it came to taste and ability,
    he was a far cry above my wife...
[09:57] ---
    I mean, my ex-wife, who created me.
[10:02] ---
    Stein is a genius.
[10:05] ---
    It's just a palm heel strike! Guard up!
[10:07] ---
    Mm-hmm!
[10:15] ---
    What?
[10:16] ---
    What the hell did he do?
[10:19] ---
    Unbelievable.
[10:21] ---
    Weapons have a physical attack
    power, of course, but moreover,
[10:24] ---
    they amplify the soul wavelength
    of the meister, and deliver that blow.
[10:28] ---
    Did that man just hit them
    with his own soul wavelength,
[10:32] ---
    without even using a weapon?
[10:34] ---
    Mm-hmm. The relationship
    between meister and weapon
[10:37] ---
    is like that of an electric
    guitar to an amp, after all.
[10:40] ---
    The sound put out by
    just a guitar is awfully soft,
[10:48] ---
    but by connecting it to an amp,
    the soul wavelength is amplified,
[10:51] ---
    generating great power.
[10:55] ---
    Witch Hunter, the technique
    they demonstrated
[10:57] ---
    during that battle with
    Sid*-sensei*, is a good example.
[11:01] ---
    Although, that one ended in failure.
[11:05] ---
    But Stein took his own soul
    wavelength alone to play his guitar.
[11:11] ---
    How can that be?
[11:13] ---
    I can't even imagine what he
    was like when he had a weapon.
[11:18] ---
    Now then, who shall I take apart first?
[11:22] ---
    What's the matter, Maka?! Keep it together!
[11:25] ---
    Your breathing and wavelength are muddled!
[11:29] ---
    Wait, Maka!
[11:32] ---
    You dumbass!
[11:37] ---
    Maka...
[11:42] ---
    Such silky-smooth skin.
[11:45] ---
    Where shall I stick my scalpel in first?
[11:52] ---
    Want me to turn all of
    your skin into sandpaper?
[11:56] ---
    I'm gonna fracture those glasses of yours!
[11:58] ---
    Don't forget, I'm here, too!
[12:00] ---
    It's no use.
[12:01] ---
    You're not the only one who can hit someone
[12:04] ---
    with their soul wavelength directly!
[12:05] ---
    What?!
[12:06] ---
    Finishing strike! Black Star Big Wave!!
[12:13] ---
    Awesome.
[12:14] ---
    What?
[12:15] ---
    Impressive. Black☆Star's soul
    wavelength is astonishingly great.
[12:20] ---
    What's more, he's a
    prodigy when it comes to
[12:23] ---
    striking with his soul wavelength.
[12:26] ---
    However,
[12:27] ---
    he doesn't have the same experience.
[12:35] ---
    This is a surprise.
[12:37] ---
    What's going on here? It didn't work!
[12:40] ---
    He counteracted it...
[12:43] ---
    I checked out your soul
    data earlier, you know.
[12:47] ---
    If I know the nature
    of your soul wavelength,
[12:49] ---
    I can adjust my wavelength to match it.
[12:53] ---
    Once our wavelengths are matched,
[12:54] ---
    you lose all of your attack strength.
[12:57] ---
    The instant you launched your attack,
[12:59] ---
    you and I became paired like
    meister and weapon, as it were.
[13:04] ---
    He can do that?
[13:06] ---
    Observation, interaction,
    and a highly flexible soul...
[13:10] ---
    That's where Stein's
    greatest strengths lie.
[13:14] ---
    Now it's my turn to come at you.
[13:21] ---
    Black☆Star!
[13:25] ---
    Stop!
[13:42] ---
    Black☆Star!
[13:52] ---
    I can't take this. We're going there, too!
[13:55] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[13:56] ---
    Right!
[13:57] ---
    Hey, hold up, Kid.
[13:59] ---
    This is their remedial class.
    Besides, you are a shinigami.
[14:03] ---
    You are not a student of the DWMA.
[14:06] ---
    In that case, I'm becoming
    a student of the DWMA, right now.
[14:12] ---
    Father, place me on the
    student rolls, if you please.
[14:15] ---
    Liz, Patty...
[14:16] ---
    --Yeah!
[14:16] ---
    --Right, right!
[14:17] ---
    Whoa, whoa, you guys!
[14:20] ---
    Oh my, oh my...
[14:27] ---
    Black☆Star...
[14:32] ---
    Tsubaki, I'm not going to run or hide.
[14:36] ---
    That's not the kind of man I was.
[14:38] ---
    Go help them.
[14:45] ---
    Damn you, Stein! You'll pay for this!
[14:48] ---
    Maka, let's get fired up!
[14:53] ---
    No way...
[14:58] ---
    Huh? What's the matter?!
[15:00] ---
    I saw it...
[15:19] ---
    Looks like you saw my soul.
[15:21] ---
    It can't be... His level
    is too far above us.
[15:24] ---
    Hey, what's the matter, Maka?!
[15:28] ---
    It's hopeless.
[15:29] ---
    We can't win.
[15:31] ---
    Damn it, I'm hopeless! I could die!
[15:36] ---
    Aw, not again.
[15:38] ---
    How can this be? It's just
    possible that maybe I forgot to fold
[15:41] ---
    the end of the toilet
    paper back into a triangle.
[15:44] ---
    "Maybe," right? "Maybe."
    You usually do it just right, don't you?
[15:48] ---
    --You are just too OCD about these things!
[15:50] ---
    --It's started! It's started!
[15:52] ---
    --We have to get going, or they're done for.
[15:55] ---
    The toilet paper doesn't matter.
[15:57] ---
    Yes, it does so matter!
[16:00] ---
    If a shinigami who's such
    an idiot he can't even fold back
[16:02] ---
    the edge of the toilet paper
    properly goes to help them,
[16:05] ---
    they can't very well call him
    a savior! I'm sure they will be filled
[16:08] ---
    with a desire to be left alone!
[16:13] ---
    That's just not so. They're
    going to greet us with smiles.
[16:18] ---
    How about this...
[16:19] ---
    We dash back and check, then
    make a mad dash to go help them!
[16:24] ---
    No.
[16:25] ---
    Why not?!
[16:26] ---
    What do I do if it isn't folded back right?
[16:29] ---
    Everything that I am will
    be negated by the toilet paper!
[16:33] ---
    I can't go on living if that happens!
[16:34] ---
    Then die!
[16:38] ---
    What's the matter? Get it together!
[16:40] ---
    What are you doing, you dumbass?!
[16:43] ---
    Shut up!
[16:44] ---
    Soul, you can't see souls!
    That's why you can say that!
[16:52] ---
    So what if that's true?!
[16:55] ---
    What you saw was just his soul, right?!
[16:57] ---
    It's not as though you saw the future!
[16:59] ---
    Don't give up before the fight even starts!
[17:02] ---
    You're going to make me into
    the ultimate Death Scythe, right?!
[17:04] ---
    You're going to leave that stupid,
[17:06] ---
    skirt-chasing father of
    yours speechless, right?!
[17:07] ---
    Look up at me! I'm talking to you!
[17:20] ---
    Take a good look at him.
[17:22] ---
    While you're dilly-dallying
    around here, he's waiting for us.
[17:26] ---
    He's a pretty nice guy, isn't he?
[17:37] ---
    All right, let's make this cool!
[17:40] ---
    Sorry to be such a handful, Soul.
[17:44] ---
    Sure thing.
[17:53] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[18:01] ---
    Soul Resonance...
[18:04] ---
    when a meister sends their soul
    wavelength through their weapon,
[18:07] ---
    the weapon amplifies it, and
    returns it to the meister again.
[18:11] ---
    By doing that repeatedly,
[18:13] ---
    they are able to generate
    a powerful soul wavelength.
[18:20] ---
    Resonate as far as it will go!
[18:22] ---
    Mm-hmm!
[18:24] ---
    Surprising. She can
    perform Witch Hunter, at her age?
[18:28] ---
    You're planning to put
    everything into one shot, huh?
[18:35] ---
    Bring it on! Show me
    what your souls are made of!
[18:39] ---
    Scythemeister technique of lore!
[18:43] ---
    Witch Hunter!
[18:55] ---
    To think that she can control
    Witch Hunter to this extent...
[19:01] ---
    However, it's still unpolished.
[19:09] ---
    Soul...
[19:22] ---
    You appear to still be barely conscious.
[19:29] ---
    I won't let you lay a hand on my meister!
[19:33] ---
    Then I'll start with you.
[19:42] ---
    I give you a passing grade.
[19:47] ---
    The remedial class is over.
[19:50] ---
    Eh?
[19:51] ---
    It's pretty nice of you to risk
    your own life to protect your meister.
[19:57] ---
    Um, I know I'm repeating myself, but...
[20:00] ---
    Eh?
[20:02] ---
    You see, I was asked by Lord Death
[20:05] ---
    to give you this remedial course.
[20:08] ---
    But you killed Black☆Star!
[20:10] ---
    That's a funny thing to say.
[20:15] ---
    He's alive?
[20:17] ---
    Then, what about Sid*-sensei*?
[20:19] ---
    Oh, sorry about that, guys.
    I was a man who didn't deceive others,
[20:24] ---
    but that's when I was still alive.
[20:26] ---
    You gotta be kidding me!
    What is this bullcrap?!
[20:30] ---
    This whole thing was a set-up?!
[20:34] ---
    It couldn't be...
[20:37] ---
    Still, you have advanced, haven't you?
[20:39] ---
    I have to admit, it was pretty
    fun knocking you kids around!
[20:45] ---
    The sadistic streak is for real?!
[20:51] ---
    Come, everyone, you must be tired!
[20:54] ---
    Feel free to stay over at
    my place before heading home!
[20:57] ---
    No way, no how!
[21:03] ---
    I'm seriously worn out from yesterday.
[21:05] ---
    I had a dream where the
    professor experimented on me.
[21:09] ---
    Oh, crap! I was going to come
    in tardy, and draw some attention!
[21:12] ---
    You shouldn't do that.
[21:15] ---
    Come to think of it, have
    they decided on a new teacher yet?
[21:19] ---
    What if it's your old man again?
[21:21] ---
    Anything but that!
[21:28] ---
    Okay, class has begun!
[21:31] ---
    You're kidding.
[21:33] ---
    This may be the first time
    I ever wanted to see Papa.
[21:37] ---
    Tch, he draws too much attention.
[21:39] ---
    I'll start right off
    today with dissecting frogs.
[21:47] ---
    The stardust twinkles
[21:54] ---
    Star of my dreams
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Let's go Let's go
[22:09] ---
    Let's go!
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    The world is covered in blackness,
[22:26] ---
    but my breath is still white
[22:32] ---
    Ever since that day we promised
[22:34] ---
    to go smash up the present
[22:37] ---
    I'm sure we can still make it in time
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    counted together
[22:48] ---
    with pallid hopelessness
[22:53] ---
    Screaming out
[22:56] ---
    and run through
[22:59] ---
    before everything changes
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:18] ---
    Ah, I thought we were dead.
[23:20] ---
    Hmph, a set-up only works when
    there's someone there to be fooled.
[23:23] ---
    You try being the one who gets fooled!
[23:25] ---
    Next time, it's the story
    of our first day at school.
[23:27] ---
    Running along with bread in my
    mouth, worrying about being tardy,
[23:29] ---
    I round the corner into symmetry!
[23:31] ---
    Wrong, I don't know what that means!
[23:32] ---
    Symmetry. Ah, it is the
    sound of enchantment.
[23:34] ---
    Like I said, I don't know what you mean.
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 6:
[23:39] ---
    "The New Student: Kid’s First Day at the
    Academy Will it be an Entrance to Remember?"
[23:43] ---
    Symmetry is the greatest beauty.
[23:45] ---
    I'm supposed to talk there!

E6 - The New Student – Kid's First Day at the Academy, Will It Be an Entrance to Remember?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:26] ---
    The toilet paper is neatly folded.
[00:30] ---
    Mm-hmm, exact and perfect.
[00:34] ---
    The picture frames are also
    exactly level with the ground.
[00:38] ---
    Mm-hmm, exact and perfect.
[00:42] ---
    The candle lengths are also
    the same on the left and the right.
[00:46] ---
    Mm-hmm, exact and perfect.
[00:54] ---
    Left-right symmetry is my aesthetic.
[01:04] ---
    We're off to school, Liz and Patty.
[01:08] ---
    Enough, already, Kid.
    We're already three hours late.
[01:30] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:33] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:35] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:38] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:53] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[01:56] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[01:59] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[02:01] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[02:05] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[02:10] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[02:16] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:19] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:22] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:25] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:28] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[02:31] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[02:33] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:37] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[02:48] ---
    For today's class,
[02:50] ---
    we'll be conducting a dissection lab.
[02:55] ---
    Um... Dr. Stein, ever
    since you became our teacher,
[02:59] ---
    we haven't done anything
    besides dissection lessons.
[03:03] ---
    Which is why...
[03:05] ---
    This time, we'll be taking
    apart something besides
[03:07] ---
    the usual frog or mouse.
[03:11] ---
    The lab subject that we will be
    cutting up this time is over here.
[03:16] ---
    This protected animal, Tokiko.
[03:19] ---
    Protected animal?!
[03:22] ---
    Um... that is a very valuable
    bird, on the brink of extinction.
[03:30] ---
    We can't have you going extinct
    before I can take you apart, huh?
[03:36] ---
    This guy is hopeless. He's messed up.
[03:42] ---
    Come to think of it, Soul and
    Black☆Star are not here, are they?
[03:45] ---
    Is something the matter?
[03:47] ---
    Those two are just cutting
    class, like they always do.
[03:50] ---
    Seriously, they're such a couple of idiots.
[03:53] ---
    Sorry, Tsubaki. As of today,
    I'm gonna be Soul's meister.
[03:59] ---
    If those two want to be together
    so badly, let them team up together.
[04:03] ---
    Right, Tsubaki?
[04:05] ---
    --No, Maka! They can't!
[04:08] ---
    --That won't do, will it?
[04:11] ---
    I believe you are all
    aware of this already,
[04:13] ---
    but we're going to be getting
    a new student in this class today.
[04:21] ---
    "The New Student: Kid’s First Day at the
    Academy Will it be an Entrance to Remember?"
[04:27] ---
    Today! There is! Someone
    I must assassinate!
[04:34] ---
    Right now! There is a rumor
    that is the talk of the academy!
[04:40] ---
    Sir Death’s son is
    supposed to be enrolling!
[04:44] ---
    I can't let any rumors
    that aren't about me flourish!
[04:49] ---
    Yeah. That's the sort of guy you are.
[04:52] ---
    For that matter, when is his
    dirty, lazy son going to get here?!
[04:55] ---
    We've been waiting here
    for three hours already!
[04:58] ---
    After being raised on the
    streets for so long,
[05:00] ---
    we sisters finally get to go
    to school. Isn't that great, Patty?
[05:04] ---
    I'm so happy, ya bastards!
[05:07] ---
    Wow, magnificent. I should have
    known, this being Father's school.
[05:12] ---
    Such wonderful symmetry.
[05:17] ---
    By any chance, are you guys
[05:18] ---
    the son and his entourage
    we've heard about?
[05:21] ---
    Are you here to show us around the school?
[05:28] ---
    You're tardy, after just barely enrolling,
    and you want me to show you around?
[05:32] ---
    Capitalizing on the seven good graces of
    your father is something else, all right.
[05:36] ---
    What? Seven good graces?
[05:40] ---
    None of that "7"
    business! "8"! "8"! Make it "8"!
[05:44] ---
    Huh?
[05:45] ---
    If you divide "7" in half,
    there's no left-right symmetry!
[05:49] ---
    But what about "8"?
    Cut it vertically or horizontally,
[05:52] ---
    and there's perfect symmetry!
[05:56] ---
    No more "7." Make it "8." Please.
[06:01] ---
    Hey, are you all right?
[06:03] ---
    No, he's fairly hopeless.
[06:06] ---
    Yahoo!
[06:08] ---
    --I won't let anyone try to outshine me,
    no matter who they are!
[06:08] ---
    --What's that? A monkey?
[06:13] ---
    --Hey, Death’s son! I'm going to
    assassinate you!
[06:14] ---
    --Oh, it is a monkey.
[06:17] ---
    --Then, tomorrow's rumors
    will go like this:
[06:19] ---
    --Hey, Kid, it sounds
    like he's addressing you.
[06:19] ---
    --"Sure enough, Black☆Star
    finally rose above a god!"
[06:25] ---
    Holy am I alone throughout
    heaven and earth!
[06:27] ---
    Tomorrow, I'll have a halo shining over me!
[06:37] ---
    It looks like you couldn't
    withstand my big presence.
[06:41] ---
    It's no wonder the times are changing.
[06:44] ---
    How dare you destroy such symmetry...
[06:47] ---
    Uh-oh, now he's done it.
[06:51] ---
    Come and get it! Take a long
    hard look at my assassination skills!
[06:56] ---
    Assassination is something
    nobody is supposed to see, right?
[06:59] ---
    You disgust me!
[07:02] ---
    Fight against a shinigami,
    and I can't vouch for your soul.
[07:07] ---
    Liz, Patty, transform!
[07:09] ---
    Right!
[07:11] ---
    We haven't gotten into a fight
    since we lived on the streets.
[07:20] ---
    Pick a fight with me, and
    I'll accept it! Let's go, Soul!
[07:23] ---
    Dude, you're the one who picked it, right?
[07:27] ---
    Still, once we've started,
    we're gonna win, no matter what.
[07:31] ---
    Oh, yeah! The ultimate duo is formed!
[07:36] ---
    The power that brought down Anubis...
[07:41] ---
    The nerve to try to outshine me...
[07:42] ---
    "Kid" "Amazing!" "Big"
[07:45] ---
    These are the guys that went up
    against Dr. Stein, such that it was.
[07:52] ---
    I can't let my guard down.
[08:01] ---
    Here we go.
[08:08] ---
    W-What's that?
[08:10] ---
    Professor, Soul and
    Black☆Star are fighting someone!
[08:16] ---
    Soul, you idiot. What are you doing?
[08:20] ---
    Dr. Stein,
[08:21] ---
    in the event of meisters
    dueling it out on school grounds,
[08:24] ---
    there is a rule that says
    that one or more of the faculty
[08:26] ---
    must be present.
[08:29] ---
    Right at the best part, too. Oh well.
[08:34] ---
    Well then, Soul and Black☆Star's partners,
[08:37] ---
    Maka and Tsubaki, come with me.
[08:40] ---
    The rest of you, study on your own.
[08:43] ---
    Whoa! Hey!
[08:45] ---
    Damn! I can't do anything
    if I can't get near him!
[08:49] ---
    Oh, you want some
    close-quarters combat? Fine!
[08:57] ---
    Look down on me, will you?!
[09:04] ---
    W-What?!
[09:05] ---
    Oh, no!
[09:31] ---
    That hurt like hell!
[09:35] ---
    We're not like ordinary
    guns, that just shoot bullets.
[09:39] ---
    We're able to compress and
    shoot our meister's soul wavelength.
[09:43] ---
    Damn!
[09:45] ---
    He's holding back on us.
[09:49] ---
    Oh, my. Perhaps they
    messed with the wrong guy.
[09:53] ---
    Dr. Stein, is that boy with the guns
    the one everyone is talking about?
[09:58] ---
    Yeah.
[10:00] ---
    That's Lord Death’s son, Death the Kid.
[10:03] ---
    He's enrolling at this
    school at his own request,
[10:07] ---
    but his skills are head and
    shoulders above anyone else.
[10:11] ---
    Black☆Star...
[10:13] ---
    Sorry, Tsubaki. As of today,
    I'm gonna be Soul's meister.
[10:20] ---
    Tsubaki...?
[10:23] ---
    Is something the matter?
[10:24] ---
    Mm-mm, it's nothing.
[10:28] ---
    Well then, Miss Maka, having become
    able to see souls the other day...
[10:32] ---
    Yes?
[10:35] ---
    Can I ask you to take on a special lesson?
[10:38] ---
    Uh, yes...
[10:39] ---
    Now, now, don't be so tense.
    They're just some simple questions.
[10:45] ---
    Kid, the one there fighting,
    and his two guns...
[10:49] ---
    Are their soul wavelengths
    perfectly matched?
[11:00] ---
    Yes. Usually, it's extremely
    difficult to match wavelengths
[11:05] ---
    with two weapons, but they are very stable.
[11:10] ---
    They have a respect for
    each other... No, not exactly...
[11:16] ---
    Is that... admiration?
[11:19] ---
    Excellent. That is correct.
[11:22] ---
    His pair of pistols, the
    Thompson sisters...
[11:26] ---
    Owing to their upbringing, being
    raised on the streets as they were,
[11:30] ---
    they are attracted to
    refined souls, like Kid's.
[11:34] ---
    Similarly, Kid is also attracted
    to big-hearted, positive souls
[11:39] ---
    like the Thompson sisters,
    so unlike his neurotic self.
[11:45] ---
    They make a very good team, don't they?
[11:48] ---
    Yes, they do.
[11:49] ---
    And by comparison, those two morons...
[11:54] ---
    Let's do it, partner.
[11:56] ---
    "It" it is!
[11:58] ---
    Huh?
[11:59] ---
    Listen and gape! Watch and scream!
[12:02] ---
    I think you mean "watch and smile."
[12:04] ---
    We're gonna show you
    the power of our friendship!
[12:07] ---
    Yeah! Our immeasurable, infinite power!
[12:11] ---
    What?
[12:16] ---
    Here we go.
[12:17] ---
    Yeah.
[12:20] ---
    Trans...
[12:21] ---
    form!
[12:26] ---
    Cool!
[12:27] ---
    Take this a little more seriously.
[12:30] ---
    Come to me, Soul!
[12:32] ---
    Friendship...
[12:34] ---
    Fusion!
[12:44] ---
    --Nooo!!
[12:46] ---
    --What good does it do
    to catch me with your head?!
[12:49] ---
    Damn!
[12:50] ---
    Get it together!
[12:52] ---
    What is this?! You're ridiculously heavy!
[12:56] ---
    I couldn't be. Maka swings
    me around with ease.
[13:00] ---
    Typical case of soul
    wavelengths not being in tune.
[13:04] ---
    Yes, it is.
[13:06] ---
    Why you rotten stupid scythe bastard!
[13:13] ---
    What's the big idea, driving
    your soul wavelength into me?!
[13:17] ---
    S-Sorry.
[13:18] ---
    This is hopeless.
[13:20] ---
    They aren't even feeling
    out the other's soul wavelength.
[13:23] ---
    Meister and weapon must
    see each other as partners
[13:26] ---
    before the battle begins.
[13:30] ---
    We're... through.
[13:34] ---
    W-What do you mean, Soul?
[13:37] ---
    If we remain close like this,
    I'm going to grow to dislike you.
[13:45] ---
    Hey, can I shoot?
[13:47] ---
    Let's give them a minute!
    This is getting interesting.
[13:51] ---
    I see... but we can...
[13:55] ---
    still be friends after we break up, right?
[13:58] ---
    You dumbass!!
[14:01] ---
    Of course we can!
[14:05] ---
    Soul!
[14:08] ---
    Black☆Star!
[14:11] ---
    Soul!!
[14:13] ---
    Black☆Star!!
[14:16] ---
    Soul!!
[14:19] ---
    What are they, stupid?
[14:24] ---
    Oh... sorry...
[14:27] ---
    My fingers slipped.
[14:31] ---
    Still, we've already taken on this fight.
[14:33] ---
    Yeah! We won't back down until we've won!
[14:37] ---
    Come at me. I'll finish
    you with the next one.
[14:44] ---
    I'll hit you with some
    soul wavelength, too!
[14:52] ---
    He's toying with Black☆Star,
    whose forte is hand-to-hand combat.
[14:56] ---
    Even with Soul as his weapon,
    against a foe like that...
[15:01] ---
    Your speed and agility are both poor!
[15:03] ---
    You bastard!
[15:08] ---
    What?!
[15:09] ---
    That kick was a feint!
[15:12] ---
    You're mine!
[15:22] ---
    I seriously want to kill that brat.
[15:26] ---
    They don't stand a chance.
[15:29] ---
    Allow me to show you the
    power of a shinigami.
[15:37] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[15:44] ---
    What? His soul is swelling up.
[15:47] ---
    He's showing his true colors now.
[15:49] ---
    "Those who can see souls"
[15:51] ---
    Come on! Bring it on, anytime!
[15:54] ---
    I'm the one who's a god here!
[15:56] ---
    "Those who can't see souls"
[16:18] ---
    Execution mode acquired.
[16:24] ---
    Hey, does this seem bad to you somehow?
[16:27] ---
    I sentence you to be my ball-washing rag!
[16:33] ---
    Resonance factor stable. Noise, 0.3%.
[16:37] ---
    Black needle soul
    wavelength charge complete.
[16:41] ---
    Four seconds to feedback.
[16:44] ---
    3...
[16:45] ---
    2...
[16:46] ---
    1...
[16:48] ---
    You're free to fire!
[16:51] ---
    Death Cannon!
[16:58] ---
    Hey, this is bad! This is really bad!
[17:00] ---
    Ha! Ridiculous!
[17:02] ---
    You think something like
    that will have any effect on me?!
[17:21] ---
    Black☆Star!
[17:23] ---
    Ahh... what are they doing?
[17:26] ---
    They've been soundly beaten.
[17:32] ---
    But then, that's the son
    of Lord Death for you.
[17:37] ---
    He's got latent power far
    removed from the other meisters.
[17:42] ---
    He has indeed shown us
    the difference of his level.
[17:48] ---
    Lord Death’s son...
[17:51] ---
    Oh, I'd like to research him.
[18:02] ---
    Uh-oh.
[18:08] ---
    He's hopeless.
[18:10] ---
    What's the matter?
[18:12] ---
    It looks like he's been clipped.
[18:15] ---
    What has?
[18:16] ---
    Um, well, you see...
[18:20] ---
    It happened during that
    last attack that Soul made.
[18:24] ---
    In that shot, he apparently
    cut his hair up front a little.
[18:29] ---
    After the explosion, Kid
    noticed it, and upon saying
[18:33] ---
    his balance has been lost,
    and something about symmetry,
[18:37] ---
    he started spitting blood, and fell over.
[18:39] ---
    That means we've made a
    come-from-behind victory, right?
[18:43] ---
    Oh yeah! I finally have rose above a god.
[18:47] ---
    Hey, halo! You can shine down on me, now!
[18:54] ---
    Are you all right, Black☆Star?
[18:58] ---
    How about that, Tsubaki?
    I've surpassed a god!
[19:01] ---
    Mm-hmm, you're amazing.
[19:05] ---
    Yo.
[19:09] ---
    Yeah.
[19:10] ---
    Don't go fighting like such a dork.
[19:15] ---
    That's what you always say to me, Soul.
[19:26] ---
    It's true, I'm not looking so cool, huh?
[19:30] ---
    Please, don't act so reckless, okay?
[19:33] ---
    There's nothing I do
    that could be reckless!
[19:36] ---
    After all, I'm the man who surpassed a god!
[19:39] ---
    Sure enough, Tsubaki is the
    only one who can handle Black☆Star.
[19:45] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[19:59] ---
    Here.
[20:01] ---
    Yeah.
[20:04] ---
    Sorry.
[20:15] ---
    Let's keep it cool.
[20:17] ---
    You got it.
[20:28] ---
    Howdy! Howdy! Howdy!
[20:33] ---
    Howdy!
[20:35] ---
    Well, I came here for
    my son's first day at school.
[20:39] ---
    I just don't know what
    to do about Kid, though.
[20:43] ---
    Come to think of it,
[20:45] ---
    I wonder what Lord Death’s soul looks like.
[20:50] ---
    Let's take a look.
[20:59] ---
    Huh? I can't see it.
[21:02] ---
    Okay, everyone, I'm going to take
    Kid home for the rest of the day.
[21:07] ---
    Bye!
[21:09] ---
    Yeah, see you later!
[21:13] ---
    What's going on? His son
    Kid definitely had a soul,
[21:18] ---
    and I was able to see it.
[21:20] ---
    Hey, Maka!
[21:26] ---
    What are you spacing off
    about? We're heading back.
[21:30] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[21:36] ---
    Hmm, maybe Lord Death
    doesn't have a soul after all.
[21:44] ---
    Oh well...
[21:47] ---
    Kuzuboshi kirameku
[21:53] ---
    Yume no hoshi sa
[21:59] ---
    I wanna be
[22:02] ---
    Ikou ze Ikou ze
[22:09] ---
    Ikou ze
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:18] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:20] ---
    Sekai wa kuroku somatte'ru
[22:26] ---
    haku iki wa shiroi mama na no ni
[22:31] ---
    ima wo bukkowashi ni ikoutte
[22:34] ---
    yakusoku shita ano hi kara
[22:36] ---
    Kitto mada ma ni au hazu dakara
[22:42] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    massao na
[22:48] ---
    zetsubou to issho ni
[22:53] ---
    Himei wo age
[22:56] ---
    tsukisasare
[22:58] ---
    subete ga kawaru mae ni
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:05] ---
    Wanna
[23:06] ---
    I wanna be
[23:18] ---
    Hey, you, what the hell are
    you looking at?! I'll clobber you!
[23:21] ---
    Young men are always carrying around
[23:23] ---
    more anger than they are able to let out.
[23:25] ---
    Vroom, vroom! Nobody can
    stop my hot-rodding!
[23:28] ---
    Crap, it's the cops! Keep
    'em busy while we get away!
[23:30] ---
    Hot-rodding, brawling, dueling,
[23:32] ---
    every day, they're left to their
    own devices under the cover of night.
[23:35] ---
    Sprouting forth among this world
    of dropouts came one form of love.
[23:39] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 7:
[23:41] ---
    "Black-blooded Terror...
    There's a Weapon Inside Crona?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!

E7 - Black-blooded Terror – There's a Weapon inside Crona?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:49] ---
    Go on, eat.
[00:54] ---
    Lots...
[00:56] ---
    and lots...
[01:00] ---
    Eat lots, to become the ultimate evil.
[01:36] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[01:39] ---
    point to your heart,
[01:42] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[01:45] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:00] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[02:02] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[02:05] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[02:08] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:11] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:16] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:23] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:26] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:28] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:32] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:35] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[02:37] ---
    We are drawn together
[02:40] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[02:43] ---
    the clearer things become
[02:57] ---
    Here we are, in Italy!
[02:59] ---
    Italy sure is cool, huh?
[03:02] ---
    Hey, Maka, are you getting hungry?
[03:04] ---
    Let's get some all-you-can-eat
    Italian pasta!
[03:07] ---
    After all, this is Italy!
[03:10] ---
    We didn't come here for the fun of it.
[03:13] ---
    The reason we're here, ul-ti-mate-ly,
[03:16] ---
    is for our extracurricular lesson, okay?
[03:18] ---
    That hurt. And I know that!
[03:22] ---
    Our target this time out
    is Killer Sonson J, right?
[03:26] ---
    Just so long as you know.
[03:28] ---
    Then again, he only comes
    out at night, right?
[03:31] ---
    Either way, sightseeing comes afterward!
[03:33] ---
    First, we have to gather
    more information about the city.
[03:35] ---
    Okay...
[03:40] ---
    Now then,
[03:42] ---
    information gathering,
    information gathering...
[03:46] ---
    Sorry.
[03:47] ---
    Hey, hold it, you!
[03:50] ---
    What?
[03:51] ---
    Hey, you! What's the big
    idea, bumping into me like that?!
[03:54] ---
    Do you know who you're
    messing with when you do that?! Eh?!
[03:58] ---
    Your pronunciation is terrible.
    I can't understand you.
[04:03] ---
    What was that?!
[04:04] ---
    Heh, no problem! If you don't
    get it, we'll explain it to you!
[04:08] ---
    This town is controlled by the
    Materazzi! Don't you forget it!
[04:15] ---
    I don't really care about that.
[04:17] ---
    Soul, let's hurry and go
    gather some information.
[04:20] ---
    Yeah, all right.
[04:22] ---
    Hey, you! What do you think you're doing?!
[04:24] ---
    Huh?
[04:25] ---
    You think you can cross the
    Materazzi and get away with it?!
[04:29] ---
    We'll teach you to talk to us like that!
[04:35] ---
    Let him have it.
[04:41] ---
    I wonder who we could ask.
[04:44] ---
    Good question. Let's ask at
    that smoke shop on the corner.
[04:56] ---
    "Black-blooded Terror...
    There's a Weapon Inside Crona?"
[05:17] ---
    Go on, eat.
[05:20] ---
    You are the form of the
    ultimate weapon and meister.
[05:35] ---
    Hey, what do you want?
[05:37] ---
    Eat lots of souls.
[05:41] ---
    I can't. I'm not up to it yet.
[05:48] ---
    What's your deal?
[05:51] ---
    They aren't even close to Kishins.
[05:54] ---
    I asked you what your deal was!
[05:56] ---
    Who are you talking to?!
[05:59] ---
    Nake Snake... Cobra Cob-bra...
[06:10] ---
    It's all right. Have faith in yourself.
[06:14] ---
    Crona, you will be a Kishin.
[06:32] ---
    I am a Kishin!
[06:33] ---
    Don't think you can come into
    our castle and just walk out again,
[06:37] ---
    you filthy brat!
[06:39] ---
    This is a public place.
[06:41] ---
    There isn't anyplace that
    has been given to you.
[06:45] ---
    Which is why Ragnarok will eat you. Right?
[06:49] ---
    Huh, Ragnarok?
[06:57] ---
    W-What's with that sword?!
[06:59] ---
    It's too loud!
[07:01] ---
    Listen, everyone. Has
    anything amusing happened?
[07:05] ---
    The doors here open inward.
[07:10] ---
    That thing yesterday sure was fun, huh?
[07:16] ---
    What was it, again?
[07:20] ---
    No matter.
[07:23] ---
    What's more, my blood is black.
[07:36] ---
    We finally found him.
[07:39] ---
    Power... souls...
[07:42] ---
    Sonson J, homicidal maniac of Emerald Lake,
[07:46] ---
    your soul is mine!
[08:09] ---
    That's our quota for our
    extracurricular lesson, right?
[08:11] ---
    Yeah. I'll swallow this
    third soul in cool fashion.
[08:24] ---
    Say, Soul, do souls taste good?
[08:28] ---
    Yeah, they're delicious.
[08:30] ---
    They don't especially have any flavor,
[08:32] ---
    but their texture and the way
    they feel going down can't be beat.
[08:36] ---
    Come to think of it,
    I wonder if Black☆Star and Tsubaki
[08:40] ---
    are having any luck collecting souls.
[08:41] ---
    They're perpetual
    no-soul remedial-lesson fanatics,
[08:45] ---
    so I doubt it.
[08:47] ---
    Poor Tsubaki.
[08:49] ---
    Black☆Star's motivational directionality
[08:52] ---
    is not aimed at soul collecting, after all.
[08:56] ---
    Now then, shall we head home?
[08:59] ---
    Wait down below, I'll
    bring the bike around.
[09:02] ---
    Wait, Soul.
[09:03] ---
    Hmm? Is something wrong?
[09:08] ---
    That building...
[09:09] ---
    Hey now, we didn't come
    here for fun, right?
[09:12] ---
    If you want to sightsee...
[09:13] ---
    It's not that!
[09:15] ---
    What is this I'm sensing?
    So many wound-up souls...
[09:22] ---
    There's so much noise.
    Concentrate, concentrate.
[09:29] ---
    I'm reading the souls of a
    weapon and meister, one each.
[09:33] ---
    Then there's 50 or 60
    human souls, surrounding them.
[09:37] ---
    You can tell that much?
[09:40] ---
    This is a first for me.
[09:42] ---
    All those humans are probably
    the punks we ran into this afternoon.
[09:46] ---
    Oh, those guys. So what about them?
[09:50] ---
    They are punks, to be sure,
    but they're still human.
[09:54] ---
    It's not like their souls
    have become Kishin eggs.
[09:57] ---
    Leave those guys alone.
    Tonight is Saturday night.
[10:01] ---
    You sure they're not just
    having a little friendly fever?
[10:03] ---
    You fool! Don't talk so irresponsibly!
[10:06] ---
    As students of the
    DWMA, we can't let this slide!
[10:09] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[10:11] ---
    Once anything happens,
    it will be too late, right?
[10:13] ---
    Okay, okay, understood. But...
[10:19] ---
    if Black☆Star has a bunch
    of people together,
[10:21] ---
    and it turns out he's in there
    saying "this is the start of my big show,"
[10:25] ---
    I'm gonna cry.
[10:26] ---
    I hope that's all it is.
[10:33] ---
    We're here.
[10:34] ---
    I sure do love gothic architecture.
[10:37] ---
    This is one cool, soul-shaking building.
[10:45] ---
    Oh, no! That's impossible!
[10:47] ---
    Hey, what's the matter?
[10:49] ---
    What's going on? In that one moment...
[10:52] ---
    Really, I'm sorry, but I
    can't keep up with you.
[11:00] ---
    All gone...
[11:02] ---
    Yeah, the bell? It stopped.
[11:05] ---
    No. The 50 or 60 humans souls
    all disappeared in one moment,
[11:11] ---
    leaving just the meister and weapon.
[11:15] ---
    I got the sense that I
    must not open this door.
[11:21] ---
    But I have to see.
[11:24] ---
    As a student of the DWMA,
    I have to see who did this.
[11:39] ---
    You see?
[11:41] ---
    Those doors... open inward.
[11:46] ---
    Him? He's all alone.
    What happened to his partner?
[11:52] ---
    How can that be?
[11:53] ---
    What?
[11:55] ---
    Lady Medusa, two others have arrived.
[11:59] ---
    Keep it down. Ragnarok, you be quiet.
[12:03] ---
    The souls I'm reading are
    of a meister and a weapon,
[12:06] ---
    and both of them are directly
    in front of us. In other words,
[12:11] ---
    there is a weapon inside his body.
[12:26] ---
    I screwed up.
[12:29] ---
    To think that Maka would be
    on an extracurricular lesson...
[12:32] ---
    In order to see Maka, I have no
    choice but to come to the DWMA.
[12:37] ---
    But there is a giant obstacle
    for me here at this school.
[12:42] ---
    Franken Stein!
[12:44] ---
    All I want to do is see my daughter,
[12:47] ---
    but what an enormous barrier to overcome!
[12:49] ---
    But your papa... your papa
    is not going to back down!
[12:53] ---
    Once I get past this barrier,
[12:55] ---
    your papa's love is sure to
    grow infinitely within you, Maka!
[13:00] ---
    But before that happens,
    I need to have the lady doctor here
[13:03] ---
    nurse my wounded heart. It is essential!
[13:09] ---
    She's here!
[13:10] ---
    I've been waiting for you, my angel!
[13:12] ---
    Hurry and heal my
    heart with your medical love!
[13:23] ---
    Hey there, Senpai. I've
    been looking for you.
[13:26] ---
    What do I do?! It's Stein!
[13:30] ---
    I don't know what you want me for,
    but all of the scars you gave me
[13:33] ---
    from your experiments
    have completely disappeared!
[13:36] ---
    I'm not afraid of you anymore!
[13:38] ---
    Nyah! I'm not afraid of anything!
[13:41] ---
    Then, you noticed that I swapped
    your middle toes from left to right?
[13:45] ---
    Huh?! Are you nuts?!
[13:47] ---
    How could you do such a thing!
[13:52] ---
    Just kidding.
[13:55] ---
    You know, Maka sure has grown up.
[14:00] ---
    When I heard that you were getting married,
[14:03] ---
    I honestly felt a little uneasy.
[14:06] ---
    I thought, there's no
    way it's going to work out.
[14:10] ---
    But seeing you snuggled
    up so close, I was reassured.
[14:15] ---
    "What?"
[14:15] ---
    Wha... wha... wha... wha... wha...
[14:20] ---
    "It's okay. Their love will last forever."
[14:36] ---
    Um... er...
[14:39] ---
    You may not be aware of this yet,
[14:43] ---
    but the truth is, we got
    divorced last month.
[14:45] ---
    I know.
[14:47] ---
    "Miff!!"
[14:47] ---
    Damn it! I'm gonna kill you!
[14:50] ---
    Oh, yeah, right...
[14:54] ---
    The Demon Sword turned up.
[14:57] ---
    What?
[15:00] ---
    What do you mean, Maka?
[15:02] ---
    There's a weapon within that guy?
[15:05] ---
    Watch yourself. It's coming out.
[16:01] ---
    P'ggg...
[16:05] ---
    Goobeebee...
[16:08] ---
    That hurts.
[16:10] ---
    That hurts! It hurts, it hurts,
    it hurts! Stop grinding on me!
[16:14] ---
    Don't poke me! That hurts.
    Stop it, already!
[16:17] ---
    Don't pinch my nose!
    You're bruising my nose!
[16:21] ---
    Stop it! Enough, already!
[16:24] ---
    No, no, no, no, no! Crona,
    you're scary when you're highly strung.
[16:29] ---
    I-It talks.
[16:32] ---
    You know that hunting
    human souls is forbidden.
[16:36] ---
    Are you students at the DWMA?
[16:39] ---
    DWMA? What's that?
[16:42] ---
    She said it was okay to eat them.
[16:45] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[16:50] ---
    I'm not very good when
    it comes to talking to girls.
[16:55] ---
    Never mind that, her soul looks tasty.
[16:59] ---
    Meisters and weapons are
    not allowed to take
[17:03] ---
    the souls of humans for
    any reason whatsoever.
[17:07] ---
    As a student of the academy,
    I cannot allow you to do this!
[17:11] ---
    Let's do it, Crona.
[17:13] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[17:25] ---
    The black fluid became a sword...
[17:30] ---
    He's going to thrust from below!
[17:35] ---
    Why, you...!
[17:37] ---
    You're poking at me, too?
[17:43] ---
    You've got him, Maka!
[17:59] ---
    You can't cut him in half...
[18:02] ---
    with a stroke like that.
[18:06] ---
    Black blood...?
[18:09] ---
    Yes. My blood is black.
[18:15] ---
    What's up with his body?
[18:18] ---
    The way I figure it, I think
    his blood itself is his weapon.
[18:23] ---
    That's why I was able
    to cut through his skin,
[18:25] ---
    but his blood hardened, and
    stopped the blade at his blood vessels.
[18:30] ---
    Then, is there any way to
    cause any damage to him?
[18:33] ---
    The odds are too great
    against us, just swinging at him.
[18:36] ---
    I'm not even sure Witch Hunter would work.
[18:38] ---
    If only I could shoot soul
    wavelength attacks at him,
[18:42] ---
    like Black☆Star does,
    I could do some internal damage.
[18:46] ---
    Crona, why are you taking it so easy?
[18:50] ---
    Well, I'm not sure how
    I'm supposed to treat girls.
[18:59] ---
    How silly.
[19:00] ---
    You should kill them.
[19:04] ---
    What's with this guy?
    Who is he talking to?
[19:07] ---
    Oh, I can kill them, can I?
[19:11] ---
    I didn't realize that.
[19:13] ---
    Don't you want to watch
    me play with her hair,
[19:15] ---
    by winding it around my finger?
[19:17] ---
    Those doors open inward, you know.
[19:22] ---
    Ragnarok...
[19:26] ---
    Scream Resonance.
[19:32] ---
    Goobee
[19:42] ---
    Maka, here he comes! Guard!
[19:51] ---
    Soul!
[19:52] ---
    Why, you...!
[19:55] ---
    Are you okay, Soul?
[19:58] ---
    Don't you worry about that!
    I'm prepared to die for my meister!
[20:09] ---
    What do I do?
[20:10] ---
    Between that screaming
    causing vibrations along his blade,
[20:13] ---
    and his hardened blood,
[20:16] ---
    I can't guard, nor can I do any damage.
[20:31] ---
    I screwed up.
[20:38] ---
    What's the matter, Maka?!
[20:39] ---
    Stop his momentum,
    and start attacking back!
[20:44] ---
    Maka!
[20:45] ---
    But if I do that,
[20:47] ---
    Soul will be...
[20:49] ---
    I can't very well block his sword.
[20:52] ---
    The only thing I can do now is run away.
[21:00] ---
    Right! The exit!
[21:04] ---
    Why?!
[21:08] ---
    That was no good, was it?
[21:12] ---
    You have to keep a firm
    grasp on what's around you.
[21:15] ---
    Oh, no!
[21:17] ---
    Those doors open inward.
[21:25] ---
    Maka! Guard!
[21:26] ---
    But if I do, Soul, you'll be...!
[21:45] ---
    I screwed up.
[21:47] ---
    The stardust twinkles
[21:54] ---
    Star of my dreams
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Let's go Let's go
[22:09] ---
    Let's go!
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    The world is covered in blackness,
[22:26] ---
    but my breath is still white
[22:32] ---
    Ever since that day we promised
[22:34] ---
    to go smash up the present
[22:37] ---
    I'm sure we can still make it in time
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    counted together
[22:48] ---
    with pallid hopelessness
[22:53] ---
    Screaming out
[22:56] ---
    and run through
[22:58] ---
    before everything changes
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:18] ---
    Soul! Soul!!
[23:20] ---
    I don't know how to cope
    with all that shouting.
[23:23] ---
    Please, open your eyes! Soul! Soul, I say!
[23:26] ---
    Those doors open inward.
[23:29] ---
    I'm sorry, Soul! It's
    all because I'm so weak
[23:31] ---
    that you had to go through this!
[23:33] ---
    I never listen to how people talk.
    I don't know how to cope with this.
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 8:
[23:40] ---
    "Medusa the Witch...
    The One Who Possesses a Great Evil Soul?"
[23:43] ---
    I don't know how to cope with this.

E8 - The Witch Medusa – Bearer of the Great Terrible Soul?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:25] ---
    Soul and I have come to
    Italy on an extracurricular lesson.
[00:33] ---
    We successfully filled our quota.
[00:43] ---
    But then, I sensed a soul
    wavelength that alarmed me.
[00:55] ---
    I had the feeling that
    I shouldn't open that door.
[01:16] ---
    It was an area that meister and
    weapon should not have entered.
[01:21] ---
    A Kishin territory, beyond
    human understanding.
[01:34] ---
    And then we...
[01:44] ---
    screwed up.
[02:02] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:05] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:08] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:11] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:26] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[02:28] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[02:32] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[02:34] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[02:37] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[02:42] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[02:49] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:52] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:54] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:58] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[03:01] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[03:03] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[03:06] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[03:09] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[03:46] ---
    Soul!
[03:49] ---
    Soul!!
[03:54] ---
    Now, Crona, finish them.
[04:02] ---
    "Medusa the Witch...
    The One Who Possesses a Great Evil Soul?"
[04:09] ---
    Kill them, and eat their souls.
[04:12] ---
    Roger wilco.
[04:14] ---
    Goobee
[04:19] ---
    No... Soul...
[04:22] ---
    You dumbass...
[04:24] ---
    Hurry and get out of here...
[04:27] ---
    Okay then...
[04:32] ---
    Soul...
[04:34] ---
    I'm sorry. This is my fault.
[04:39] ---
    Huh? What happened?! My body...!
[04:52] ---
    Dr. Stein!
[04:57] ---
    So then, that blade is...
[05:09] ---
    Papa has arrived!
[05:12] ---
    Well, Maka? Burn this image of
    your valiant papa into your mind!
[05:17] ---
    Dr. Stein, how is Soul?!
[05:19] ---
    The wound is pretty serious.
[05:21] ---
    He needs proper treatment,
    or his life will be in danger.
[05:24] ---
    She's not looking!
[05:27] ---
    I have to admit, that ended
    a lot easier than I thought it would.
[05:35] ---
    I've hardened the blood around
    the wound and stopped the bleeding.
[05:38] ---
    Hey, where's my thanks?
[05:41] ---
    Thank you.
[05:41] ---
    "Very much!"
[05:43] ---
    I'm gonna pummel you!
[05:45] ---
    V-Very much!
[05:47] ---
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[05:49] ---
    Dr. Stein,
[05:52] ---
    who are those guys? I've never
    seen anything like that before.
[05:56] ---
    He is the reason why the DWMA was created.
[06:01] ---
    The reason why the DWMA was created?
[06:04] ---
    So then, he is... a Kishin?
[06:07] ---
    To be more precise, he's
    still one stage prior.
[06:12] ---
    Go with Death Scythe, and
    stop the Demon Sword
[06:15] ---
    from awakening into a Kishin.
[06:18] ---
    Right.
[06:19] ---
    That is the reason why you brought
    me back to the academy, after all.
[06:23] ---
    I shall take care of it.
[06:26] ---
    We cannot allow the
    Kishin to ever be born again.
[06:30] ---
    I'm counting on you, Stein.
[06:36] ---
    Now then...
[06:38] ---
    let's get to work.
[06:40] ---
    Yeah!
[06:48] ---
    Hey, Crona, what are you
    dilly-dallying around for?!
[06:51] ---
    Hurry it up, or tonight,
    I'll wake you up once every hour!
[06:54] ---
    No! Don't! The circles under
    my eyes will get darker again!
[06:59] ---
    I don't know how to
    deal with those dark circles!
[07:03] ---
    DWMA’s greatest meister and Death Scythe.
[07:07] ---
    This will be a good test to
    see how long Crona can last.
[07:13] ---
    Get them, Crona.
[07:17] ---
    Senpai, you can defend
    against the Demon Sword, right?
[07:20] ---
    Who do you take me for?!
    I'm my baby's papa!
[07:25] ---
    How many years has it been
    since you and I teamed up?
[07:29] ---
    We've both gotten older, huh?
[07:31] ---
    Don't say that!
[07:33] ---
    Come on, hurry up and get going, Crona!
[07:39] ---
    I've never seen a man with a
    screw stuck through his head before.
[07:42] ---
    I don't know how to deal with him!
[07:45] ---
    Eat him! Eat every last one of them!
[08:01] ---
    Soul Force!
[08:03] ---
    He's hitting him with his soul wavelength!
[08:05] ---
    He can do damage to
    his insides directly that way!
[08:11] ---
    Another blast!
[08:13] ---
    What?
[08:14] ---
    That blood that was spilled earlier?!
[08:23] ---
    Bloody Needle!
[08:29] ---
    Professor!
[08:30] ---
    Each drop of his blood is a weapon?!
[08:32] ---
    What kind of ability is that?!
[08:34] ---
    He's a Demon Sword,
    created by the overhunting of souls.
[08:37] ---
    If we don't stop him right here,
    he will definitely become a Kishin!
[08:41] ---
    What's more, with that
    meister and Demon Sword soul...
[08:46] ---
    It looks like the bullying
    nature of the weapon is keeping
[08:49] ---
    the introverted personality
    of the meister confined.
[08:52] ---
    Right now, the bullyee is still
    fighting back against the bullyer,
[08:56] ---
    but when he's completely
    swallowed up, it gets dangerous.
[09:01] ---
    Also,
[09:03] ---
    what is that snake he
    has coiled around him?
[09:06] ---
    Hey, come on! You get
    hit with that technique again,
[09:09] ---
    and I'll stick thumbtacks in your shoes!
[09:11] ---
    Oh, no! If I don't know how to deal
[09:15] ---
    with thumbtacks in my
    shoes, I can't go outside, can I?
[09:32] ---
    So that's Dr. Stein's fighting style.
[09:37] ---
    After he guards, using
    Papa entirely as a shield,
[09:40] ---
    he immediately throws a left...
[09:42] ---
    Soul Force!
[09:49] ---
    Amazing!
[09:54] ---
    Damn, a time-lag attack?!
[09:57] ---
    Die, screwball four-eyes!
[10:02] ---
    Professor!
[10:13] ---
    I'm going to dissect you!
[10:18] ---
    You're through now, you dirty screw!
[10:21] ---
    Senpai!
[10:22] ---
    Yeah!
[10:29] ---
    Bloody Needle!
[10:33] ---
    Experimental Ectoplasm!
[10:34] ---
    This is too much!
[10:38] ---
    See if you can catch all of these!
[10:41] ---
    That dirty screw is gone!
[10:43] ---
    Where the hell did he go?! Damn it!
[10:50] ---
    Damn! He rattled your brain!
    Hurry and come to your senses!
[10:53] ---
    You take any more of his soul
    wavelength, and we're in trouble!
[10:56] ---
    Wow, I can see stars...
    I don't know how to deal with stars...
[11:02] ---
    You deal with stars by
    respecting nature, first and foremost!
[11:05] ---
    So hurry up and come to your senses!
[11:08] ---
    Double-palm Soul Force!
[11:11] ---
    Twin Spears!
[11:19] ---
    The needles will be coming again!
[11:25] ---
    No. It's over.
[11:29] ---
    I hate to do it, but I have to finish you.
[11:32] ---
    Well, I guess that's it.
    I'll have to do more testing.
[11:48] ---
    What's he doing?
[11:50] ---
    He's going through rejection.
[11:53] ---
    The soul wavelengths that had
    been united up until a moment ago
[11:56] ---
    are now all scrambled.
[11:58] ---
    That's all he could take.
[12:01] ---
    Soul Protect, release.
[12:19] ---
    All of a sudden, I'm
    picking up another soul!
[12:24] ---
    That sensation... it's a witch!
[13:10] ---
    A witch?!
[13:12] ---
    What's more, her soul
    is not inconsiderable.
[13:16] ---
    The witch must be the one who put
    that weapon inside that kid's body, too.
[13:21] ---
    That's the witch's soul?
[13:24] ---
    But how...? I didn't feel that
    powerful soul just a moment ago.
[13:30] ---
    Soul Protect.
[13:32] ---
    Soul Protect?
[13:34] ---
    It's advanced magic that
    some witches can use.
[13:38] ---
    They enclose the area
    around their own souls with magic,
[13:41] ---
    "Witch"
[13:42] ---
    completely blocking their own wavelength.
[13:44] ---
    The magic camouflages them,
[13:45] ---
    so their soul appears
    to be that of a normal human.
[13:48] ---
    That's a real witch? Mama
    defeated someone like that
[13:53] ---
    in order to turn Papa into a Death Scythe?
[13:57] ---
    Good grief, Crona is such a weakling.
[14:00] ---
    I'm going to punish him when we get home.
[14:03] ---
    Nake Snake, Cobra Cob-bra...
[14:07] ---
    Nake Snake, Cobra Cob-bra...
[14:12] ---
    Before I go, you all must be...
[14:15] ---
    punished, as well.
[14:18] ---
    Vector Arrows!
[14:29] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[14:35] ---
    Witch Hunter!
[14:46] ---
    Impressive.
[15:05] ---
    I just came here to
    take care of a little errand,
[15:08] ---
    but who would have thought
    I would run into DWMA’s
[15:11] ---
    greatest meister and Death Scythe?
[15:14] ---
    I really would like to
    stay and play a little longer,
[15:18] ---
    but right now, I have to excuse myself.
[15:22] ---
    Hold it!
[15:24] ---
    No, it's okay.
[15:27] ---
    Let's not go after her.
[15:29] ---
    I'm concerned about Soul.
[15:36] ---
    Soul...
[15:48] ---
    Papa...
[15:57] ---
    Come on, let's go home.
[16:10] ---
    You don't say. So then, how is Soul?
[16:15] ---
    Stein is operating on him right
    now. I think he will be all right.
[16:20] ---
    The Demon Sword... and the
    Demon Sword uniting with a meister...
[16:25] ---
    And behind it all is a witch, huh?
[16:34] ---
    Things are starting to get
    all crazy and problematic, huh?
[16:37] ---
    A-Aren't you taking this a
    little too lightly, Lord Death?
[16:42] ---
    Am I?
[16:49] ---
    How did your extracurricular lesson go?
[16:51] ---
    Hmm, it went pretty well.
[16:54] ---
    Really? I have a remedial lesson tomorrow.
[16:57] ---
    I'd still rather have a
    remedial lesson. Have you heard?
[17:00] ---
    A one-star kid named Soul Eater
    apparently got seriously injured,
[17:03] ---
    and had to be carried back.
[17:05] ---
    You're kidding! That's bad news, huh?
[17:07] ---
    Huh? Soul...?
[17:28] ---
    Dr. Stein...
[17:30] ---
    Huh? You've been waiting
    here this whole time?
[17:33] ---
    You should have gone and
    taken a shower or something.
[17:35] ---
    How is Soul?!
[17:40] ---
    The operation was a complete success.
[17:42] ---
    Once he gets some rest
    and quiet, he should be fine.
[17:49] ---
    Thank goodness.
[17:51] ---
    Thank you very much!
[17:54] ---
    Um...
[17:56] ---
    Is it okay if I go in and see Soul?
[18:00] ---
    Yeah, that's fine.
[18:01] ---
    Okay.
[18:06] ---
    You shouldn't go feigning smiles like that.
[18:13] ---
    So, what is Soul's condition, really?
[18:23] ---
    The wound is all right, after
    operating on it. That much is certain.
[18:28] ---
    There's just one thing that bothers me.
[18:31] ---
    Something that bothers you?
[18:33] ---
    You might even call it a curse.
[18:36] ---
    Curse?
[18:37] ---
    What are you talking about? Is he all right?
[18:43] ---
    The Demon Sword Ragnarok's black blood
[18:45] ---
    has gotten mixed in with Soul's blood.
[18:50] ---
    It's not clear what's going
    to happen to him right now.
[19:05] ---
    Soul...
[19:10] ---
    I won't let you lay a hand on my meister!
[19:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:16] ---
    I'm prepared to die for my meister!
[19:25] ---
    You did it for me...
[19:31] ---
    Just you wait, okay? I'm going to
    become as strong as you are, Soul.
[19:37] ---
    Soul! Are you okay?!
[19:39] ---
    Snap out of it! I'm here for you!
[19:42] ---
    Open your eyes!
[19:43] ---
    My smiling face is a
    source of get-up-and-go!
[19:46] ---
    Black☆Star!!
[19:52] ---
    S-Sorry about that, Maka.
[19:56] ---
    Maka...?
[20:14] ---
    Oh my, the door's been broken down.
[20:20] ---
    Things sure are lively
    in here, aren't they?
[20:25] ---
    Dr. Medusa...
[20:29] ---
    Good afternoon.
[20:31] ---
    Yeah! Doc, are you here to see Soul, too?
[20:34] ---
    Um, Maka...?
[20:37] ---
    Yes? What is it?
[20:39] ---
    I wonder if you could pry off
    your father, who's clinging to my leg.
[20:46] ---
    Oh, my white-coated angel!
[20:49] ---
    Let today be the day you heal
    me with your medical love-ove-ove!
[20:58] ---
    I have to say, Soul sure
    had a rough time of it, huh?
[21:01] ---
    Yes, I'm sorry.
[21:05] ---
    It was all because of me.
[21:09] ---
    Cheer up.
[21:14] ---
    Maka, I'm sure you'll become even stronger.
[21:28] ---
    Right!
[21:47] ---
    Kuzuboshi kirameku
[21:54] ---
    Yume no hoshi sa
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Ikou ze Ikou ze
[22:09] ---
    Ikou ze
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    Sekai wa kuroku somatte'ru
[22:26] ---
    haku iki wa shiroi mama na no ni
[22:32] ---
    ima wo bukkowashi ni ikoutte
[22:34] ---
    yakusoku shita ano hi kara
[22:37] ---
    Kitto mada ma ni au hazu dakara
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    massao na
[22:48] ---
    zetsubou to issho ni
[22:53] ---
    Himei wo age
[22:56] ---
    tsukisasare
[22:58] ---
    subete ga kawaru mae ni
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:18] ---
    The one who draws the
    Holy Sword from the ground
[23:21] ---
    will be deemed a hero,
    and extolled forevermore.
[23:23] ---
    The one who obtains the Holy
    Sword shall rise, even becoming king,
[23:27] ---
    be adorned with wings
    of light, and stride the skies.
[23:29] ---
    With one swing, he shall
    cut through space itself.
[23:32] ---
    From time immemorial
    comes the legendary sword,
[23:35] ---
    exclusively recognized as
    being the most powerful ever;
[23:36] ---
    its name, Excalibur.
[23:39] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 9:
[23:41] ---
    "Legend of the Holy Sword...
    Kid and Black☆Star's Great Adventure?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!

E9 - Legend of the Holy Sword – Kid and Black☆Star's Great Adventure?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:24] ---
    Where is this place?
[00:28] ---
    It's dark. I can't even see myself.
[00:34] ---
    It hurts.
[00:38] ---
    Which way is up, and which way is down?
[00:42] ---
    Where am I supposed to go?
[00:46] ---
    Help me.
[00:50] ---
    Light? A way out?
[00:54] ---
    No... stop!
[00:56] ---
    A voice? Maka! It's Maka's voice!
[01:00] ---
    Wait there! I'm coming now!
[01:02] ---
    Soul!
[01:15] ---
    Soul! Soul!
[01:18] ---
    What's the matter?
[01:19] ---
    Dr. Medusa! It's Soul...
[01:28] ---
    Soul...
[01:32] ---
    I'm all right.
[01:34] ---
    I'm all right. I just had a nasty dream.
[01:41] ---
    Good. But if anything does
    come up, call me right away, okay?
[01:48] ---
    Ragnarok's black blood has
    become mixed within Soul Eater.
[01:52] ---
    It looks like he might become
    one of my research subjects.
[02:14] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:17] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:20] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:23] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:38] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[02:40] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[02:43] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[02:46] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:49] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:54] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[03:01] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[03:04] ---
    point to your heart,
[03:06] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[03:10] ---
    stronger than words?
[03:13] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[03:15] ---
    We are drawn together
[03:18] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[03:21] ---
    the clearer things become
[03:29] ---
    Well then,
[03:31] ---
    I'm going home for the day.
[03:33] ---
    Oh, are you thirsty? Want me to
    buy you something before I leave?
[03:37] ---
    No, that's okay. If I drink anything,
    it has to come back out, right?
[03:41] ---
    I'm not too wild about taking
    leaks into those urinal bedpans.
[03:44] ---
    Okay.
[03:46] ---
    Do you want me to bring you anything
    besides a change of underwear?
[03:52] ---
    Not especially.
[03:56] ---
    Okay.
[03:58] ---
    Listen, the reason this happened
    to me is because of something
[04:01] ---
    I did, so you don't need
    to get worked up over it.
[04:06] ---
    I'm sorry.
[04:13] ---
    Crap, I blew it. I think
    I just made her feel worse.
[04:20] ---
    What am I, stupid?
[04:24] ---
    What good does it do to
    make Soul worry over me?
[04:28] ---
    Papa...
[04:30] ---
    Come to the roof with me?
    There's a pretty sunset.
[04:34] ---
    So, what am I supposed to do?
[04:37] ---
    Cleaning. Putting the
    library back in order.
[04:40] ---
    Huh? No way, that's a big pain!
[04:43] ---
    Listen, you, on your
    last extracurricular lesson,
[04:46] ---
    you didn't nab a single soul, did you?
[04:47] ---
    That's what remedial
    lessons are for, right?
[04:49] ---
    I'm always doing them,
    so I understand it well.
[04:52] ---
    I don't want any of this
    plain remedial stuff!
[04:54] ---
    Cleaning?! Ugh!
[04:56] ---
    That won't make me stand out! You do it!
[04:59] ---
    Isn't there anything else to do?
    Like when I fought the professor?
[05:03] ---
    Look, Black☆Star, your power
    is up in the top level of your class.
[05:09] ---
    And yet you're a perpetual
    no-soul remedial-lesson fanatic.
[05:12] ---
    You have to feel bad for
    Tsubaki, who's trying so hard.
[05:14] ---
    Right now, what you need is punishment.
[05:17] ---
    Do something you don't
    like, and mend your ways!
[05:20] ---
    You can help me, if you want.
[05:22] ---
    I don't pamper my students.
    That's not the kind of man I was.
[05:29] ---
    What do I do about this?
[05:35] ---
    Charisma Justice is the best!
[05:37] ---
    He's the next biggest guy after me!
[05:40] ---
    So they've even got comics in the library!
[05:43] ---
    I'm gonna skip the professor's
    class tomorrow, and come here again!
[05:45] ---
    Hey, you! Keep it down in the library!
[05:49] ---
    Sorry.
[05:50] ---
    Kid? What, are you here
    to be punished, too?
[05:54] ---
    I'm here to borrow a book.
[05:56] ---
    I wanted to look at some
    magnificent works of art.
[05:59] ---
    I'd like to take the book that's
    under your bottom. Do you mind?
[06:03] ---
    Oh, this?
[06:07] ---
    What is that?
[06:09] ---
    E... eckesuka... libar...?
[06:13] ---
    Excalibur.
[06:14] ---
    What's that?
[06:16] ---
    They say it's a legendary
    sword, also called the Holy Sword.
[06:20] ---
    The one who pulls the sword
    from the ground, and frees it,
[06:22] ---
    will be named a hero, and extolled forever.
[06:26] ---
    I've heard that someone
    who obtained Excalibur in the past
[06:28] ---
    even rose to become a king.
[06:31] ---
    I'm certain such a sword
    possesses beautiful symmetry.
[06:35] ---
    How wonderful!
[06:36] ---
    Hero! King! That's perfect for me!
[06:39] ---
    Yeah, Excalibur.
[06:41] ---
    What? Professor, are you
    here to be punished, too?
[06:44] ---
    What are you talking about?
[06:46] ---
    Do you know anything about the Holy Sword?
[06:49] ---
    The Holy Sword Excalibur...
    was too much for even me.
[06:54] ---
    What?! You made an attempt at it?
[06:56] ---
    To think that even you
    couldn't pull it out, Professor...
[06:59] ---
    The Holy Sword Excalibur...
[07:01] ---
    Now I'm really interested!
[07:07] ---
    "Legend of the Holy Sword...
    Kid and Black☆Star's Great Adventure?"
[07:13] ---
    There, there, look, Maka!
[07:16] ---
    Look how ridiculous the sun looks,
    trying desperately to fight off sleep!
[07:20] ---
    Uh-huh.
[07:23] ---
    Not good! Not good!
[07:25] ---
    Here I finally get the chance
    to have a quiet talk with Maka,
[07:28] ---
    and I don't know what I should talk about.
[07:31] ---
    Ah! Maka has gotten bored,
    and has started reading a book!
[07:34] ---
    I have to say something, quick!
[07:36] ---
    Something clever.
    Quickly, quickly, quickly...
[07:41] ---
    Hey, read your book someplace
    with better light.
[07:46] ---
    No way! I started off by lecturing her?!
[07:52] ---
    Say, Papa...
[07:57] ---
    How do you feel towards Mama?
[08:00] ---
    I can't let there be any pauses here.
[08:02] ---
    I love her, of course.
[08:04] ---
    Then why do you always run around on her?
[08:21] ---
    Crap! There was too much of a pause there!
[08:23] ---
    Now, no matter what I say,
    it won't sound convincing!
[08:27] ---
    Hang in there! All fathers
    everywhere are on your side!
[08:30] ---
    Don't run away! Stand
    and face your daughter!
[08:33] ---
    Don't run away! Don't run away!
    Don't run away! Don't run away!
[08:37] ---
    It's kind of getting chilly, huh?
    Maybe we should be heading back.
[08:40] ---
    Why? We just got here.
[08:42] ---
    I didn't get away!
[08:45] ---
    She's starting to take after her mama
    when it comes to putting the pressure on.
[08:49] ---
    Maka, your papa loves you
    and Mama more than anything.
[08:54] ---
    It's the truth. It's the truth.
[08:58] ---
    It's the truth, I tell you!
[09:05] ---
    This is it?
[09:07] ---
    Yahoo!
[09:07] ---
    The Holy Sword is up there?
[09:10] ---
    Mm-hmm. More precisely,
    if you climb up here,
[09:13] ---
    there appears to be a cave.
[09:24] ---
    Hey, no fair!
[09:27] ---
    Damn, rich kids have all the nice things!
[09:30] ---
    I'm not falling behind!
[09:41] ---
    Where did Kid go?
[09:43] ---
    Inside there?
[09:45] ---
    Black☆Star...
[09:47] ---
    I can't come down, because of
    the water. My pants will get wet.
[09:51] ---
    What are you doing?
[09:52] ---
    Carry me.
[09:53] ---
    Idiot. Stay there forever.
[09:56] ---
    To think that such a hurdle awaited me.
[09:59] ---
    The path to the Holy Sword
    is such a cruel one.
[10:02] ---
    You are completely useless.
[10:05] ---
    Let me handle the water from above.
[10:07] ---
    You take care of the water below.
[10:09] ---
    We're getting rough treatment
    both high and low.
[10:11] ---
    This way would be impassable all alone.
[10:13] ---
    This is quite the hurdle.
[10:15] ---
    You really are useless.
[10:21] ---
    Oh, my!
[10:22] ---
    Oh, a fairy! What's she doing here?
[10:26] ---
    This is the place where the Holy Sword is.
[10:28] ---
    It shouldn't be surprising
    that there are fairies here.
[10:31] ---
    Is Excalibur up ahead?
[10:35] ---
    Uh-huh...
[10:39] ---
    What was that for? That was unpleasant.
[10:46] ---
    It looks like it dead-ends here.
[10:48] ---
    Hey, is that it?
[10:50] ---
    Mm-hmm, no doubt about it.
[10:53] ---
    The Holy Sword Excalibur.
[10:59] ---
    Awesome...
[11:01] ---
    The air is vibrating.
[11:03] ---
    Apparently, what it says in this
    book about the one who obtains
[11:06] ---
    the Holy Sword being named a hero,
[11:08] ---
    and given glory forevermore is true.
[11:12] ---
    Besides, look at it.
[11:13] ---
    Such precisely detailed ornamentation,
[11:16] ---
    and I don't see a single nick on the blade.
[11:18] ---
    This is indeed worthy
    of the name Holy Sword!
[11:21] ---
    The Holy Sword, which can only
    be pulled out by the chosen hero.
[11:25] ---
    I-I want it...!
[11:30] ---
    --Yay! I'm a hero! Yahoo!
[11:32] ---
    --W-What...?
[11:34] ---
    --I'm a hero! A hero, that's me! Yahoo! Yahoo!
[11:34] ---
    --This is some mistake! Not to be rude,
    but you're in no way a hero!
[11:38] ---
    Would you mind a do-over?
[11:39] ---
    Huh? What, that didn't count?
[11:42] ---
    Sure. It will be the
    same each time, though.
[11:45] ---
    Let me do it this time.
[11:47] ---
    No way, no way! The Holy
    Sword has chosen me! Big ol' me!
[12:01] ---
    There's no telling who's
    touched it up to now, after all.
[12:03] ---
    Hurry up and do it!
[12:15] ---
    I pulled it out!
[12:16] ---
    Huh?! What is this?! Are you sure
    the hole hasn't just gotten loose?
[12:21] ---
    Welcome, young ones.
[12:28] ---
    The Holy Sword...
[12:29] ---
    Forgive the belated salutations.
    I am Excalibur!
[12:45] ---
    H-How incredibly...
[12:49] ---
    lame.
[13:05] ---
    Jump!
[13:14] ---
    Say, Papa, about that
    Demon Sword, Ragnarok...
[13:23] ---
    Long, long ago, meisters and weapons worked
[13:26] ---
    under Lord Death to maintain world order.
[13:32] ---
    Meisters and weapons are
    not permitted to take the soul
[13:35] ---
    of a human for any reason whatsoever.
[13:38] ---
    That rule has filtered down
    since then to be a natural moral.
[13:43] ---
    That's because while the life
    force of human souls can elevate
[13:46] ---
    a weapon's abilities easily
    enough, along with gaining power,
[13:51] ---
    that weapon loses their human heart.
[13:58] ---
    However, there were
    meisters that broke that rule.
[14:03] ---
    In their constant battles,
    those meisters could not bear
[14:07] ---
    their fear of death, and
    started to go after human souls.
[14:12] ---
    The meisters kept secretly
    feeding their weapons human souls.
[14:19] ---
    As a result, a Kishin was born.
[14:26] ---
    Death Weapon Meister Academy
[14:28] ---
    is a place for recovering
    souls who have left the human path
[14:33] ---
    and turned into Kishin eggs,
    as well as overseeing
[14:36] ---
    and educating meisters and
    weapons from the time they are young.
[14:40] ---
    This is all to keep the Kishins,
    who engulfed the world
[14:44] ---
    in a maelstrom of terror,
    from ever being born again.
[14:47] ---
    Then, that Demon Sword was...
[14:49] ---
    Yeah. When a witch gets involved,
    they dissolve a weapon down,
[14:53] ---
    and transplant it within
    a meister as black blood.
[14:56] ---
    Right now, it is the closest
    thing in this world
[14:59] ---
    to being a Kishin, no question.
[15:04] ---
    It's not just the Demon Sword, either.
[15:06] ---
    There are still people who
    could potentially become Kishins.
[15:12] ---
    What's more, there's Soul,
    who now has black blood in his body.
[15:20] ---
    Well now, is Black☆Star hard at work?
[15:24] ---
    Oh! See, you can do it if you just try!
[15:27] ---
    Sid*-sensei*, once I put
    this book away, I'm all done.
[15:31] ---
    Tsubaki?! Why that dirty little brat!
[15:33] ---
    He dumped this on Tsubaki,
    and now where is he?!
[15:35] ---
    I hate it when something crooked is pulled!
[15:37] ---
    That's the kind of man I was!
[15:39] ---
    No, it's quite all right! I enjoy cleaning.
[15:42] ---
    If you're looking for Black☆Star,
[15:44] ---
    he went to go get the Holy Sword with Kid.
[15:46] ---
    Has he done something wrong?
[15:48] ---
    Holy Sword? You mean the Holy Sword?
[15:50] ---
    Yes. Excalibur.
[15:53] ---
    The legendary sword, which rends
    the air, and upheaves the ground?
[16:02] ---
    Let's stop thinking about it.
[16:04] ---
    Yeah. Still, in a certain sense,
    it is the ultimate remedial lesson.
[16:08] ---
    I forget unpleasant things right
    away. That's the kind of man I was.
[16:12] ---
    Now then, I have to go grade those tests.
[16:19] ---
    You're the Holy Sword? Looking like that?
[16:22] ---
    Ultra-lame!
[16:26] ---
    Then, if I might ask,
    who are you, looking like that?
[16:29] ---
    Me? I'm Black☆St...
[16:31] ---
    My legend begins in the 12th century.
[16:34] ---
    From the looks of you,
    you must be meisters, right?
[16:36] ---
    Where are you from?!
[16:37] ---
    Don't go pointing your cane
    at me like that! It's obnoxious.
[16:41] ---
    We're from the DWMA...
[16:42] ---
    I know. Let me show you something.
[16:44] ---
    You asked. Aren't you going to listen?
[16:46] ---
    What's with this guy?
[16:47] ---
    If you're going to wear clothes,
    put on some pants, too!
[16:50] ---
    What is he planning to show us?
[16:51] ---
    Do you want to hear my legend?
[16:53] ---
    Don't point that cane!
[16:54] ---
    Do you want to hear the heroic tale?
[16:56] ---
    Move your cane, you dirty bastard!
[16:58] ---
    Where have you come from?
[17:00] ---
    Like we said, we came from the DWMA!
[17:02] ---
    What's your favorite
    number between 1 and 12?
[17:04] ---
    Huh? Between 1 and 12?
[17:06] ---
    One, of course! I won't
    rest unless I'm number one!
[17:10] ---
    Eight for me, because of its symmetry.
[17:13] ---
    Fools! You have no right to choose!
[17:16] ---
    My legend begins in the 12th century.
[17:19] ---
    You said to pick our
    favorite number, didn't you?!
[17:21] ---
    Do you want to hear my legend?
[17:23] ---
    Give it a rest, already, will you?
[17:26] ---
    My legend begins in the 12th century.
[17:31] ---
    My mornings begin with a cup of coffee.
[17:36] ---
    My afternoons begin with afternoon tea.
[17:41] ---
    And my evenings...
[17:42] ---
    Let me guess, booze, right?
    Seems right for an old man like you.
[17:46] ---
    Fool!
[17:47] ---
    In the evening, I change
    into my pajamas, of course!
[17:50] ---
    That's got nothing to do with anything.
[17:52] ---
    It's completely irrelevant to
    the legend. What's more, pajamas...
[17:54] ---
    Fools! Do you know what this hat is?
[17:56] ---
    Huh?
[17:57] ---
    I asked you, do you know what this hat is?
[17:59] ---
    How should I know?
[18:01] ---
    I know that it is a silk hat.
[18:03] ---
    Fools! If you don't know,
    then I will tell you.
[18:06] ---
    The taller a chef's hat
    is, the greater he is.
[18:09] ---
    So what you're trying to
    say is, you're great...
[18:11] ---
    Fool! Whoever said I was a chef?!
[18:14] ---
    You're positively incoherent!
[18:16] ---
    Hmm, this is why I can't abide hayseeds.
[18:18] ---
    You're obnoxious!!
[18:20] ---
    You're beyond obnoxious!
[18:22] ---
    Calm down, Black☆Star.
    Don't let him trip you up.
[18:25] ---
    Holy Sword my foot!
[18:27] ---
    What's the deal with this book?!
    It's completely unreliable!
[18:30] ---
    Who wrote this?! Author... author...
[18:33] ---
    E... eckesuka... libar...?
[18:36] ---
    Excalibur.
[18:37] ---
    You?!
[18:39] ---
    I don't give autographs.
[18:42] ---
    Um, Dr. Stein,
[18:44] ---
    what kind of weapon is the Holy Sword?
[18:47] ---
    Oh, that...
[18:49] ---
    Whoever obtains it is
    adorned with wings of light,
[18:52] ---
    and is able to move places instantaneously.
[18:55] ---
    One swing of the sword
    can cut through space itself.
[18:58] ---
    It is, without a doubt, the
    most powerful weapon in the world.
[19:03] ---
    But only a chosen hero can
    match soul wavelengths with it, right?
[19:08] ---
    Uh, well, that's not true, either.
[19:11] ---
    Surprisingly enough, he
    can match with anyone.
[19:16] ---
    In order to become my meister,
[19:18] ---
    there are 1000 provisions
    that I would like you to observe.
[19:20] ---
    Be sure to look through all of them.
[19:23] ---
    Even the backs are filled with writing.
[19:25] ---
    I would greatly like you to
    participate with me in number 452,
[19:30] ---
    the five-hour recitation party. And now...
[19:36] ---
    You have been chosen!
[19:38] ---
    And now, it shall be yours...
[19:40] ---
    Victory and glory!
[19:43] ---
    Victory!
[19:44] ---
    And glory!
[19:46] ---
    Now, let's go!
[19:48] ---
    Together!
[19:57] ---
    Idiot! Who'd ever want you?!
[19:59] ---
    You disgust me!
[20:02] ---
    Even though their soul
    wavelengths might match,
[20:04] ---
    there isn't anyone who is a match
    for Excalibur on a personal wavelength.
[20:09] ---
    Wait! Please wait!
[20:12] ---
    All right, fine! I'll lower those
    1000 provisions down to 800!
[20:16] ---
    But I definitely still want you to
    take part in the recitation party!
[20:19] ---
    Anyone who can put up
    with him is a hero, in a sense.
[20:22] ---
    Nauseating!
[20:25] ---
    Oh, my!
[20:25] ---
    So did you meet Excalibur?
[20:32] ---
    Looks like they met him.
[20:48] ---
    We both have fine partners, huh?
[20:50] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[20:53] ---
    Hey! The gang's all here.
[20:56] ---
    Soul!
[20:57] ---
    Are you all better already?
[20:59] ---
    The party just doesn't get
    started without you around.
[21:02] ---
    Yeah, thank you.
[21:06] ---
    Hey, Black☆Star, I get
    the feeling that people
[21:09] ---
    have been laughing at us for a while now.
[21:11] ---
    Those two?
[21:13] ---
    They did it?
[21:14] ---
    Yeah.
[21:17] ---
    Hey, Black☆Star, Kid,
    come inside the classroom, quick.
[21:30] ---
    "I'll always be waiting for you"
[21:33] ---
    Is he serious?
[21:36] ---
    What is this?
[21:37] ---
    Yeah, it's intense.
[21:39] ---
    Really obnoxious.
[21:41] ---
    Nauseating.
[21:47] ---
    The stardust twinkles
[21:54] ---
    Star of my dreams
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Let's go Let's go
[22:09] ---
    Let's go!
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    The world is covered in blackness,
[22:26] ---
    but my breath is still white
[22:32] ---
    Ever since that day we promised
[22:34] ---
    to go smash up the present
[22:37] ---
    I'm sure we can still make it in time
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    counted together
[22:48] ---
    with pallid hopelessness
[22:53] ---
    Screaming out
[22:56] ---
    and run through
[22:58] ---
    before everything changes
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:18] ---
    Do you want to hear the heroic tale?
[23:20] ---
    Wow, you're amazing, and
    by that I mean lame!
[23:23] ---
    Fool!
[23:23] ---
    If you call someone a
    fool, then you're a fool.
[23:25] ---
    Next time is the story of
    how Tsubaki and Black☆Star
[23:27] ---
    challenge the Enchanted Sword.
[23:29] ---
    Fool!
[23:29] ---
    Okay, okay, I'm a fool.
[23:31] ---
    Fool!
[23:32] ---
    Mm-hmm, I know, I know.
[23:34] ---
    Fool!
[23:35] ---
    Shut up, you cretin.
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 10:
[23:39] ---
    "The Enchanted Sword Masamune... Break the
    Soul Possession: A Heart Sings in the Rain?"
[23:43] ---
    Fool!
[23:44] ---
    You're so obnoxious!

E10 - The Enchanted Sword Masamune – Break the Soul Possession: A Heart Sings in the Rain?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:26] ---
    The camellia blossom, "tsubaki."
[00:28] ---
    A flower with no fragrance.
[00:31] ---
    It proclaims nothing; it only blossoms.
[00:35] ---
    Then its petals scatter,
    it is tragic, and eerie.
[00:40] ---
    Tsubaki, what do you want to play?
[00:42] ---
    [kemari: a traditional Japanese
    football game, similar to hackey-sack]
[00:43] ---
    I want to play kemari!
[00:46] ---
    I am Tsubaki, the flower with no fragrance.
[01:07] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:10] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:13] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:16] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:31] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[01:33] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[01:36] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[01:39] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[01:42] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[01:47] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[01:54] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:57] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:59] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:03] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:06] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[02:08] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[02:11] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:14] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[02:23] ---
    The Enchanted Sword Masamune...
[02:26] ---
    At the rate he's going,
    he will become a Kishin.
[02:31] ---
    Are you sure about doing this?
    It will be a difficult battle.
[02:36] ---
    I will stop the Enchanted
    Sword Masamune myself.
[02:41] ---
    What does Black☆Star say?
[02:47] ---
    I haven't told him everything yet.
[02:51] ---
    However, he said he
    would entrust his soul to me.
[02:56] ---
    Did he?
[02:58] ---
    You have a fine partner, there, huh?
[03:02] ---
    Yes.
[03:08] ---
    "The Enchanted Sword Masamune... Break the
    Soul Possession: A Heart Sings in the Rain?"
[03:18] ---
    "No Class Today"
[03:20] ---
    Man, I wonder what Dr. Stein is up to.
[03:24] ---
    You don't think he's
    passing on this class, do you?
[03:26] ---
    What does it matter?
[03:28] ---
    It's been a long time
    since we've had a cool morning.
[03:30] ---
    And that hyperactive idiot
    isn't around, either.
[03:32] ---
    You mean Black☆Star?
[03:34] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    neither is Tsubaki.
[03:36] ---
    Maka, haven't you heard?
[03:38] ---
    Huh? What?
[03:40] ---
    Earlier, in the faculty room,
    the teachers were talking.
[03:45] ---
    They said that Black☆Star and Tsubaki
[03:46] ---
    "Working"
[03:47] ---
    went off to get the soul
    of the Enchanted Sword.
[03:50] ---
    Enchanted Sword?
[03:52] ---
    I hope they're all right.
[03:54] ---
    Mm-hmm...
[03:55] ---
    The Enchanted Sword is apparently
    on the verge of going Kishin.
[04:09] ---
    What village is this?
[04:12] ---
    This is Needle Village.
[04:15] ---
    Why would this hard-to-reach village
[04:16] ---
    become a target for the Enchanted Sword?
[04:20] ---
    I don't know.
[04:22] ---
    Souls that are in fear seem more prone
[04:24] ---
    to becoming the Enchanted Sword's targets.
[04:29] ---
    Listen, Black☆Star,
[04:31] ---
    there's something about the Enchanted
    Sword that I haven't told you about yet.
[04:37] ---
    What's that?!
[04:39] ---
    Black☆Star!
[04:48] ---
    Yahoo! Black☆Star, on-stage!
[04:52] ---
    Don't break that!
[04:54] ---
    A star like me has come to
    your village out in the boonies!
[04:58] ---
    Hey, Black☆Star!
[05:00] ---
    Hey there, kid!
[05:02] ---
    How dare you!
[05:05] ---
    What's the big idea, climbing
    up on the village's guardian deity?!
[05:10] ---
    You old geezer! I'll just bet
    you're the Enchanted Sword, huh?!
[05:14] ---
    Black☆Star!
[05:16] ---
    Going after the old man first, are you?
[05:18] ---
    You city-folk are horrible!
[05:21] ---
    Don't get violent with the elderly!
[05:23] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[05:25] ---
    I'm still on the active rolls,
    both day and night!
[05:29] ---
    There, you see? He's the
    Enchanted Sword, no question about it!
[05:32] ---
    It's not him, no question about it.
[05:37] ---
    What's going on?
[05:39] ---
    Are you here visiting the old-timer?
[05:43] ---
    Are you the Enchanted Sword?!
[05:45] ---
    Huh?
[05:45] ---
    It's not that boy, either!
[05:47] ---
    Oh, my, are you friends of Ryoku's?
[05:52] ---
    O-Or maybe it's you!
[05:54] ---
    Don't go picking fights with anyone!
[05:57] ---
    --Everyone looks suspicious, don't they?!
[05:57] ---
    --What's that boy's problem?
[05:59] ---
    --At this rate, I'll just have to take
    every last one of them on!
[06:01] ---
    --Is that...?
[06:02] ---
    --No, Black☆Star! Just calm down!
[06:03] ---
    --What do you want in our village?
[06:06] ---
    Are you here to kill us again?!
[06:11] ---
    Th-That tattoo on your shoulder!
[06:13] ---
    You're a surviving member of the Star Clan!
[06:16] ---
    Star Clan?
[06:19] ---
    Star Clan?
[06:20] ---
    Did he say Star Clan?
[06:21] ---
    What the hell are you doing here?!
    You pack of murderers!
[06:29] ---
    Money?
[06:30] ---
    You Star Clan members will
    do anything for money, right?!
[06:34] ---
    You can have that, so get out of here, now!
[06:36] ---
    Yeah, yeah, get out of here!
[06:38] ---
    Hmph, this village too, huh?
[06:46] ---
    Yikes!
[06:58] ---
    Damn, now it's starting to rain.
[07:01] ---
    I can't sense souls, the way Maka can.
[07:08] ---
    I guess I'll have to rely
    on my other five senses
[07:10] ---
    to locate the Enchanted Sword.
[07:13] ---
    But in this rain, those
    five senses aren't as sharp.
[07:20] ---
    Are you wondering about
    what happened back there?
[07:24] ---
    No, it's not that.
[07:28] ---
    I don't like telling
    stories that go on and on.
[07:32] ---
    Okay, I won't look like
    I want to hear it anymore.
[07:45] ---
    It's happened before, remember?
[07:48] ---
    Like that one older man we
    didn't know, who saw this tattoo,
[07:51] ---
    and suddenly started grabbing at me.
[07:54] ---
    Yes.
[07:56] ---
    My family was named the Star Clan, you see.
[08:00] ---
    Apparently, they were a clan of assassins,
[08:02] ---
    who were famous for doing
    anything for money.
[08:08] ---
    After going around and
    killing all kinds of people,
[08:11] ---
    they finally started going after
    human souls, in search of power.
[08:24] ---
    I'm the only surviving
    member of the Star Clan.
[08:31] ---
    I didn't know.
[08:33] ---
    What has become of the tribe now?
[08:36] ---
    13 years ago, they all had their
    souls taken from them, by the DWMA.
[08:43] ---
    I was still just a baby, so I was
    taken in by the DWMA right after.
[08:49] ---
    There, that's the end of it.
[08:52] ---
    Black☆Star, do you resent the DWMA?
[08:55] ---
    Not really. We're talking about back when
[08:58] ---
    I only had a little starness, you know.
[09:01] ---
    My old man and old lady
    crossed a line they shouldn't have.
[09:06] ---
    As such, they had their
    souls taken. That's all there is to it.
[09:11] ---
    But it upsets me that people
    think ill of you as a result, Black☆Star.
[09:19] ---
    Are you dense?
[09:21] ---
    It's because of it that I got
    some attention earlier, didn't I?!
[09:24] ---
    Yahoo!
[09:28] ---
    Listen, Black☆Star,
[09:31] ---
    there's still something I haven't told you.
[09:34] ---
    You don't have to force
    yourself to tell me.
[09:41] ---
    I don't know how you're
    connected to the Enchanted Sword,
[09:44] ---
    but he's an opponent we
    have to defeat, right?
[09:47] ---
    In that case, I'll fight, too.
[09:50] ---
    Once you get whatever's inside you settled,
[09:52] ---
    I'll listen to what you have to tell me.
[09:58] ---
    Okay.
[10:02] ---
    The rain is starting to come down harder.
[10:13] ---
    I think... I sleep... I play...?
[10:18] ---
    No...
[10:19] ---
    I eat!
[10:26] ---
    Lord Death...
[10:27] ---
    Why did you send those two there?
[10:29] ---
    J-Just a minute! Take it easy!
[10:32] ---
    And who asked you here, anyway?
[10:37] ---
    Death Weapon Meister Academy
[10:39] ---
    rule number 118 states:
[10:41] ---
    "In the event of an emergency,
    students are free to come in."
[10:46] ---
    It does?
[10:48] ---
    What sort of fellow is
    this Enchanted Sword, Father?
[10:52] ---
    Kid, you're here, too?
[10:55] ---
    He wouldn't be anything like
    that Demon Sword guy, right?
[10:58] ---
    The Demon Sword...
[11:00] ---
    The Enchanted Sword is
    not accompanied by a witch.
[11:03] ---
    In fact, you could say he is
    more vicious because he's alone.
[11:07] ---
    The Enchanted Sword takes
    advantage of the fear in people's hearts,
[11:11] ---
    possesses the souls of
    the ones he acquires,
[11:14] ---
    then controls their bodies.
[11:16] ---
    Then, he consumes their souls.
[11:20] ---
    Unless he is stopped,
[11:22] ---
    he will become a Kishin.
[11:28] ---
    What is that Star Clan runt doing here?
[11:33] ---
    Will this sickle do any good against him?
[11:37] ---
    Yeah, I'm old enough to take vengeance now.
[11:41] ---
    Mom and Dad are dead because of those guys.
[11:44] ---
    I think.
[11:47] ---
    Therefore, I am.
[11:49] ---
    Therefore, I eat.
[11:51] ---
    Who are you?
[11:53] ---
    I think... you have some fear, don't you?
[11:58] ---
    That's kind of abrupt. No, not really...
[12:02] ---
    We shall see.
[12:04] ---
    With a little power,
[12:05] ---
    your fear can be wiped away.
[12:11] ---
    Do you want that?
[12:26] ---
    Oh, Ryoku, is this where you are?
[12:29] ---
    I brought some things to
    use as weapons, just to be safe.
[12:34] ---
    It's been 13 years since
    we put up those needles.
[12:37] ---
    And here we haven't even
    had any sneak thieves come in.
[12:42] ---
    Hey, don't worry about it.
[12:44] ---
    I won't let them do
    anything, just like old times.
[12:47] ---
    I am still on the active rolls, after all.
[12:54] ---
    That's a Japanese sword, isn't it?
[12:56] ---
    What is something like
    that doing in this house?
[13:01] ---
    Ryoku, are you okay?
[13:09] ---
    There he is!
[13:10] ---
    Let's go!
[13:12] ---
    R-Right!
[13:18] ---
    R-Ryoku, what's come over you?
[13:23] ---
    Ryoku? No. I am the
    Enchanted Sword, Masamune.
[13:29] ---
    Therefore, I eat souls!
[13:37] ---
    Yahoo!
[13:41] ---
    You're the Enchanted Sword, are you?!
[13:45] ---
    What's your deal? You're
    that bratty kid from earlier, right?
[13:49] ---
    What the hell's going on?
[13:51] ---
    It's soul possession, one of
    the Enchanted Sword's abilities.
[13:56] ---
    Soul possession? What's that?
[13:59] ---
    You know how meisters and weapons
[14:02] ---
    match each other's
    wavelengths, unifying themselves?
[14:04] ---
    Well, the Enchanted Sword one-sidedly
[14:07] ---
    takes over another's soul,
    controlling their body.
[14:11] ---
    And then, finally, he devours their soul.
[14:18] ---
    That is the Enchanted Sword.
[14:20] ---
    Its blade, once so beautiful,
    is now such a dark color.
[14:24] ---
    Oh, it's you.
[14:30] ---
    Tsubaki, what do we do?
[14:34] ---
    He may be the Enchanted Sword,
[14:36] ---
    but he can't control two
    soul wavelengths at once.
[14:38] ---
    Black☆Star, if you pump your
    soul wavelength into that boy,
[14:43] ---
    the Enchanted Sword will separate from him.
[14:48] ---
    I'll handle it from there.
[14:53] ---
    All right!
[14:55] ---
    So I just need to hit him
    with my soul wavelength, right?
[14:58] ---
    Yes.
[15:02] ---
    I entered the DWMA in order
    to go after the Enchanted Sword.
[15:08] ---
    But I...
[15:11] ---
    might be taking advantage
    of you, Black☆Star.
[15:15] ---
    Tsubaki...
[15:17] ---
    I know all too well that
    that's not what you're thinking.
[15:25] ---
    Weapons and meisters...
[15:28] ---
    get by with each other's help, right?!
[15:33] ---
    You can turn to me
[15:37] ---
    a lot more than you do now.
[15:46] ---
    Okay.
[15:55] ---
    Puppet Shadow!
[15:58] ---
    Black☆Star!
[16:00] ---
    What is that?!
[16:02] ---
    Shadow...
[16:05] ---
    A shadow? The Enchanted Sword
    can even control...
[16:05] ---
    --sha...
[16:08] ---
    the possessed person's shadow?
[16:09] ---
    --Sha... dow!
[16:12] ---
    Go, Puppet!
[16:19] ---
    Two against one, huh?
[16:22] ---
    Let's shake things up
    with some speed, Tsubaki!
[16:24] ---
    Ninja Sword Mode!
[16:25] ---
    Right!
[16:29] ---
    Speed☆Star!
[16:30] ---
    Shadow!
[16:33] ---
    Ha! You see...
[16:35] ---
    my speed?!
[16:37] ---
    Yahoo! Can't you see me? I bet you can't!
[16:41] ---
    I'm a man who's always ahead of his time!
[16:44] ---
    You guys are super-lucky,
    just to be able to see my backside...
[16:54] ---
    Speed☆Star isn't exactly
    suited for rainy days,
[16:57] ---
    when you have poor footing.
[16:59] ---
    If the times can't catch up to me,
[17:02] ---
    does that mean that I was born too early?
[17:06] ---
    Speed☆Star... is deep...
[17:10] ---
    Shadow!
[17:15] ---
    That bastard! It's all I can
    do just to avoid his attacks!
[17:20] ---
    There's no time for me to
    hit him with my soul wavelength!
[17:23] ---
    I have to do something.
[17:25] ---
    No more playing around.
[17:28] ---
    That stance!
[17:30] ---
    Be careful! There's going to be
    a beam flashing from this thrust!
[17:34] ---
    Die!
[17:35] ---
    Puppet Thrust!
[17:38] ---
    I see it!
[17:45] ---
    All right!
[17:46] ---
    Branch!
[17:54] ---
    Shadow!
[17:57] ---
    I'm not done yet! Not yet!
[18:05] ---
    Shadow!
[18:07] ---
    Damn! This is not my era!
[18:16] ---
    Come on...
[18:19] ---
    Come on...
[18:22] ---
    Come on...
[18:24] ---
    Come on, my era!
[18:31] ---
    Tsubaki, kusarigama!
[18:32] ---
    Right!
[18:36] ---
    Come on!
[18:42] ---
    It's here!
[18:43] ---
    Here we go, Tsubaki!
[18:45] ---
    Right!
[18:47] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[18:55] ---
    Shield☆Star!
[19:02] ---
    I'd go through hell to defeat you.
[19:05] ---
    In your relentless haste, you
    leapt right into Black☆Star's domain!
[19:12] ---
    Puppet!
[19:15] ---
    Your era is over!
[19:18] ---
    Mid-air combat is part of my era!
[19:20] ---
    Which I call... the Me Age!
[19:34] ---
    Now, Tsubaki!
[19:36] ---
    Right!
[19:42] ---
    Thank you, Black☆Star.
[19:46] ---
    I'll be right back.
[19:49] ---
    Interesting. You're planning
    to come inside me, aren't you?
[19:56] ---
    From here on, it's my battle.
[19:59] ---
    I will bring down the Enchanted Sword.
[20:10] ---
    What happened?
[20:12] ---
    Tsubaki has gone inside
    the Enchanted Sword.
[20:15] ---
    Why would Tsubaki do that?
[20:18] ---
    We have to stop this, right now!
[20:20] ---
    How is a weapon supposed
    to fight without its meister?
[20:26] ---
    Well, you see...
[20:28] ---
    since it's inside their souls,
[20:30] ---
    anything could happen
    and it wouldn't surprise me.
[20:34] ---
    Besides, Tsubaki is the only one
    that can face the Enchanted Sword.
[20:46] ---
    Tsubaki...
[20:50] ---
    You make sure you come back, now.
[21:00] ---
    This is the inside of the Enchanted Sword.
[21:04] ---
    Where are you?
[21:07] ---
    You'll be coming after
    my soul, to possess me.
[21:13] ---
    Soul possession? No...
[21:17] ---
    I'm going to devour
    your soul just the way it is.
[21:25] ---
    I'm glad you're here...
[21:28] ---
    Tsubaki.
[21:32] ---
    Brother...
[21:44] ---
    Say your prayers!
[21:47] ---
    Kuzuboshi kirameku
[21:54] ---
    Yume no hoshi sa
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Ikou ze Ikou ze
[22:09] ---
    Ikou ze
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    Sekai wa kuroku somatte'ru
[22:26] ---
    haku iki wa shiroi mama na no ni
[22:32] ---
    ima wo bukkowashi ni ikoutte
[22:34] ---
    yakusoku shita ano hi kara
[22:37] ---
    Kitto mada ma ni au hazu dakara
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    massao na
[22:48] ---
    zetsubou to issho ni
[22:53] ---
    Himei wo age
[22:56] ---
    tsukisasare
[22:58] ---
    subete ga kawaru mae ni
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:23] ---
    Hey, Soul! The preview
    has already started!
[23:25] ---
    I'm so stunned over how
    little screen time we had,
[23:27] ---
    I can't say anything!
[23:29] ---
    What are you talking about?!
    We only have 15 seconds left!
[23:32] ---
    What's the best way to say this...?
[23:33] ---
    I didn't come here
    just to record the preview!
[23:35] ---
    Ah, you're not good for anything!
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 11:
[23:40] ---
    "Tsubaki the Camellia Blossom...
    What Lies Beyond the Grief?"
[23:43] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:45] ---
    But don't take my screen time!

E11 - Tsubaki, the Camellia Blossom – What Lies Beyond the Grief?

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    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:23] ---
    In pursuit of the Enchanted Sword,
[00:25] ---
    which had the potential to become a Kishin,
[00:27] ---
    Black☆Star and Tsubaki
    went to Needle Village.
[00:32] ---
    The Enchanted Sword is a magic weapon
[00:35] ---
    who possesses the one
    holding it, and is even able
[00:37] ---
    to control their shadow.
    In the end, their soul is devoured by it.
[00:42] ---
    There is a reason why this
    perpetual no-soul-recovered pair
[00:45] ---
    has ended up taking on
    this perilous battle.
[01:00] ---
    Tsubaki...
[01:03] ---
    Brother...
[01:06] ---
    She is the only one who
    can stop the Enchanted Sword.
[01:25] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[01:28] ---
    point to your heart,
[01:31] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[01:34] ---
    stronger than words?
[01:49] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[01:51] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[01:55] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[01:57] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:00] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:05] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:12] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:15] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:17] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:21] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:24] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[02:26] ---
    We are drawn together
[02:29] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[02:32] ---
    the clearer things become
[02:45] ---
    You've gone inside the
    Enchanted Sword, have you, Tsubaki?
[02:50] ---
    Ryoku...
[02:51] ---
    Boss Ryoku...
[02:53] ---
    How terrible! Thanks to
    the Star Clan, Ryoku has been...
[02:57] ---
    How awful...
[02:58] ---
    Get out of our village!
[03:05] ---
    Tsubaki...
[03:08] ---
    What are you ignoring me for?!
[03:09] ---
    Get out! Get out! Get out!
    Get out! Get out! Get out!
[03:14] ---
    Get out! Get out! Get out!
[03:25] ---
    You make sure you come back, now.
[03:31] ---
    "Tsubaki the Camellia Blossom...
    What Lies Beyond the Grief?"
[03:42] ---
    You are powerless.
[03:46] ---
    What's the matter, Tsubaki?
[03:48] ---
    It's not as though you came
    all the way here just to visit.
[03:52] ---
    You are just like your
    namesake, the camellia blossom.
[03:59] ---
    A flower with no fragrance.
[04:02] ---
    Asserting nothing; only blossoming.
[04:07] ---
    When your petals scatter,
    it is tragic, and grim.
[04:13] ---
    A humdrum flower.
[04:18] ---
    I think...
[04:20] ---
    If this were the outside
    world, you'd be dead now.
[04:27] ---
    Your soul is trembling.
    Are you afraid to die?
[04:35] ---
    I will stop you, even if I do die.
[04:40] ---
    Stop that!
[04:43] ---
    Those eyes...
[04:45] ---
    you're the
    one who led me here,
[04:49] ---
    to the path of the Enchanted Sword.
[04:52] ---
    Get out!
[04:53] ---
    Get out! Get out! Get out!
    You inhuman monster!
[05:00] ---
    Black☆Star's refusal to pay
    attention to them is amazing, huh?
[05:04] ---
    Imagine, the Enchanted Sword
    and Tsubaki being brother and sister.
[05:07] ---
    But Black☆Star still
    doesn't know that, right?
[05:10] ---
    Mm-mm, he trusts her, after all.
[05:15] ---
    Tsubaki isn't moving. Is she all right?
[05:18] ---
    What is she doing inside
    the Enchanted Sword?
[05:20] ---
    Hmm, the thing about that, you see...
[05:27] ---
    "Eating lunch"
[05:30] ---
    We brought snacks!
[05:32] ---
    Hey! The nerve you have,
    at a time like this!
[05:35] ---
    Well, let's see...
[05:37] ---
    to put it simply, she's
    in a sort of soul tug-of-war
[05:40] ---
    with the Enchanted Sword Masamune.
[05:45] ---
    As the Enchanted Sword moves to use
    his ability to possess her soul,
[05:50] ---
    Tsubaki is
    countering by trying to absorb him.
[05:55] ---
    And the hunter becomes the hunted, huh?
[05:57] ---
    But does Tsubaki have any
    chance of beating him?
[06:01] ---
    It will be difficult.
[06:04] ---
    Their battleground is in
    her opponent's sandbox,
[06:06] ---
    and soul possession is the
    Enchanted Sword's trademark move.
[06:09] ---
    The probability of Tsubaki
    winning is extremely low.
[06:14] ---
    Brother and sister, fighting to the death!
[06:16] ---
    I couldn't even think of going
    on living without you, Patty!
[06:20] ---
    There, there.
[06:23] ---
    Weakness of mind is what
    makes one choose the Kishin path.
[06:27] ---
    The Kishin sought power in
    order to escape the fear of death.
[06:32] ---
    Why has the Enchanted Sword Masamune chosen
[06:35] ---
    to walk this path in search of power?
[06:39] ---
    Shuriken, smoke bomb,
    body substitution, ninja sword...
[06:46] ---
    Why do you only use your kusarigama?
[06:49] ---
    Are you holding back against me?
[06:55] ---
    No, is it pity?
[07:03] ---
    The Nakatsukasa family that
    the Enchanted Sword Masamune
[07:06] ---
    and Tsubaki both grew up in
[07:08] ---
    is a clan possessing special
    weapons, handed down for generations.
[07:11] ---
    The previous generation's
    abilities should have been passed on
[07:14] ---
    to the oldest son, Masamune. However...
[07:18] ---
    You inherited all the other
    abilities, and all I was given
[07:23] ---
    was the Japanese sword.
[07:26] ---
    For some reason, all of
    the power went to Tsubaki.
[07:31] ---
    I was brought up more
    delicately than others.
[07:36] ---
    I didn't know that people
    were considerate to inferior scum.
[07:43] ---
    The one who showed me that...
[07:46] ---
    was you.
[07:52] ---
    Don't look at me with those eyes!
    Don't pity me!
[07:55] ---
    You concealed your own
    emotions, and fussed over me.
[07:59] ---
    That is something I cannot stand!
[08:04] ---
    Tsubaki, I am going to kill you,
[08:08] ---
    and become a Kishin.
[08:11] ---
    Then, I will become a
    master with the sword!
[08:15] ---
    Puppet Rain...
[08:31] ---
    Black☆Star...
[08:33] ---
    Tsubaki...
[08:41] ---
    Do you remember the on-stage I did
[08:43] ---
    at the DWMA entrance ceremony?
[08:46] ---
    I remember it.
[08:49] ---
    Yahoo!
[08:51] ---
    Remember this, you guys!
[08:54] ---
    I am Black☆Star! I am
    going to transcend God!
[08:58] ---
    --Rather, I have already started to!
[08:59] ---
    --Is he jumping?
[09:00] ---
    --What an idiot.
[09:01] ---
    --Is he mad with a fever?
[09:02] ---
    Common people, don't be so dejected!
[09:05] ---
    I'm just too much to handle!
[09:08] ---
    "Holy am I alone throughout
    heaven and earth!"
[09:11] ---
    I'm going to have a halo
    shine down on me tomorrow!
[09:15] ---
    "Silence..."
[09:17] ---
    Hmph, looks like this age
    is too early for me.
[09:35] ---
    Um, th-that was great.
[09:39] ---
    Ho...?
[09:41] ---
    You're the first person to
    notice my talent. Congratulations.
[09:46] ---
    What's your name?
[09:47] ---
    Right...
[09:48] ---
    Tsubaki. I'm a weapon.
[09:52] ---
    I am Black☆Star!
[09:55] ---
    Meister.
[09:58] ---
    You watched my stage performance
    through to the end back there.
[10:04] ---
    Now it's my turn to watch
    you through to the end.
[10:08] ---
    This woman hasn't moved for a while, now.
[10:11] ---
    You get out of this village, too!
[10:15] ---
    Hey, brat...
[10:19] ---
    you try to interrupt Tsubaki's
    stage performance again...
[10:25] ---
    and I'll kill you.
[10:28] ---
    Just keep quiet and watch from there.
[10:30] ---
    Shut up, Star Clan!
[10:35] ---
    Do you have any last words?
[10:41] ---
    You are the flower without
    fragrance, after all.
[10:44] ---
    You have nothing to say,
    right up to the end?
[10:52] ---
    Tsubaki, what do you want to play?
[10:55] ---
    What about you, Brother?
[10:57] ---
    Good grief, Tsubaki.
[10:59] ---
    You always want to play
    whatever I want to, don't you?
[11:04] ---
    Okay then... I want to play kemari!
[11:15] ---
    Your soul...
[11:18] ---
    is mine.
[11:36] ---
    She's taking on the
    Enchanted Sword alone? That's crazy.
[11:39] ---
    It's true, Tsubaki is a multi-varied
    high-performance weapon,
[11:43] ---
    but her opponent is too much for her.
[11:46] ---
    I should have been the one to go.
[11:49] ---
    She's not alone.
[11:52] ---
    Black☆Star is right there, isn't he?
[11:56] ---
    It's because he's there
    with her that Tsubaki can fight.
[12:00] ---
    Right.
[12:01] ---
    What's important is right here.
[12:03] ---
    Tsubaki's charm may
    lie in her special versatility,
[12:08] ---
    but that's not where her strength is.
[12:12] ---
    That's in her soul.
[12:16] ---
    Tsubaki, watch closely this time.
[12:19] ---
    Right.
[12:20] ---
    Here!
[12:29] ---
    Did you really want to play kemari?
[12:32] ---
    Yes.
[12:34] ---
    Actually, I wanted to play house.
[12:38] ---
    I wonder if we could have
    played together for long
[12:40] ---
    if I'd been able to tell him that.
[12:44] ---
    I am Tsubaki. I have no fragrance,
[12:47] ---
    and when I fall, it will
    be tragic, and grim.
[12:52] ---
    What are you trying to say?
[12:55] ---
    Do you feel pity for me?
    Do you look down on me?
[12:59] ---
    It must feel good, indulging
    in a sense of superiority.
[13:04] ---
    You're just intoxicated with yourself,
[13:06] ---
    not having to say anything
    while you fuss over others.
[13:10] ---
    Can you deny that?
[13:16] ---
    I know all too well...
[13:19] ---
    that that's not what you're thinking.
[13:43] ---
    You're wrong.
[13:50] ---
    You're wrong!
[13:51] ---
    You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong!
[13:53] ---
    You're wrong!
[13:55] ---
    I won't mother you anymore!
    I'm going to stop you, Brother!
[14:00] ---
    Brother, please, feel in your soul...
[14:03] ---
    how serious I am!
[14:07] ---
    It will do no good! You
    put up a brave front,
[14:10] ---
    but you are still a humdrum
    flower with no fragrance!
[14:13] ---
    You're wrong! I won't let
    you call me a humdrum flower!
[14:16] ---
    Someone once made me realize something!
[14:19] ---
    Camellias... camellias...
    do have a fragrance!
[14:54] ---
    Tsubaki!
[15:00] ---
    Tsubaki is going inside
    the Enchanted Sword...
[15:04] ---
    You're kidding, right?
[15:07] ---
    Tsubaki... has lost?
[15:11] ---
    Tsubaki!
[15:14] ---
    No, I can't watch!
[15:23] ---
    Old man, let me have that stick!
[15:26] ---
    Hey, Tsubaki!
[15:28] ---
    Come on out, will you?!
    You haven't lost, right?!
[15:31] ---
    Your stage performance
    is better than that, isn't it?
[15:35] ---
    Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore!
[15:47] ---
    You've shown me...
[15:50] ---
    what your feelings are.
[15:56] ---
    Is the camellia blossom...
    a flower with no fragrance?
[16:03] ---
    No. Once I touched your
    soul, I realized that.
[16:11] ---
    Brother...
[16:15] ---
    It is a nice fragrance.
[16:35] ---
    Brother...
[16:46] ---
    Encore! Encore!
[16:49] ---
    Encore!
[16:51] ---
    Encore! Encore!
[16:54] ---
    Encore! Encore...
[16:58] ---
    Ow!
[17:08] ---
    I'm back, Black☆Star.
[17:11] ---
    Tsubaki...
[17:13] ---
    I went and saw my brother.
[17:16] ---
    You did, huh? Welcome back. Are you okay?
[17:20] ---
    Yes.
[17:23] ---
    Are you sure you're all right?
[17:24] ---
    Yes, I'm fine.
[17:38] ---
    Come on over here!
[17:41] ---
    Let Black☆Star give you a hug.
[18:00] ---
    I'm sorry!
[18:10] ---
    Black☆Star, you're
    covered in blood. Are you okay?
[18:16] ---
    Never mind about me.
[18:21] ---
    All right, you...!
[18:23] ---
    Sonny!
[18:29] ---
    Ryoku...
[18:31] ---
    You're still alive? Good to hear.
[18:36] ---
    The Star Clan is evil!
[18:38] ---
    Beating a kid like that...
[18:39] ---
    Get out!
[18:43] ---
    The beaten-down dogs of
    this village sure do howl a lot.
[18:46] ---
    Pipe down, will you?!
[18:51] ---
    You're scared of an
    enemy that doesn't even exist!
[18:54] ---
    How lame!
[18:56] ---
    I don't worry about the past.
[18:58] ---
    A star is someone who moves forward!
[19:01] ---
    Don't give us that!
[19:02] ---
    Get out!
[19:04] ---
    Don't ever come back!
[19:05] ---
    You didn't even apologize!
[19:08] ---
    Yikes!
[19:11] ---
    Who'd want to come out to
    the sticks like this, you idiots?!
[19:14] ---
    I'm sorry! He really is a good kid!
[19:22] ---
    I wouldn't like him, even if
    he wasn't one of the Star Clan.
[19:29] ---
    Hey, Tsubaki, now that we've
    defeated the Enchanted Sword,
[19:32] ---
    and settled the score from your past,
[19:34] ---
    you're going to go on
    being my weapon, right?
[19:41] ---
    Yes!
[19:43] ---
    Yeah!
[19:49] ---
    Welcome back!
[19:53] ---
    Guys...
[19:55] ---
    I'm so sorry we made you worry.
[19:57] ---
    Howdy! Good work!
[20:00] ---
    You two were amazing!
[20:02] ---
    You finally got a soul, huh?
[20:05] ---
    The problem student clears his name.
[20:07] ---
    You made us wait long enough, didn't you?
[20:09] ---
    I've gotten ahead of my time.
[20:12] ---
    You did it, Tsubaki.
[20:14] ---
    She cried, you know.
[20:16] ---
    That was you, Sis.
[20:20] ---
    Lord Death, I may have
    underestimated those kids.
[20:26] ---
    They are all young, and
    still growing up, after all.
[20:31] ---
    Attention!
[20:34] ---
    I'm about to show you all
    something incredible!
[20:38] ---
    When did he...?
[20:41] ---
    Get this! Tsubaki has added a new mode!
[20:45] ---
    "Ohhh!"
[20:47] ---
    Here goes, Tsubaki!
[20:49] ---
    Right!
[20:52] ---
    Enchanted Sword mode!
[21:14] ---
    Black☆Star!
[21:20] ---
    My soul wavelength was
    taken away, all at once.
[21:24] ---
    Looks like Black☆Star isn't
    ready to handle that one yet.
[21:29] ---
    But what a surprise. She even
    inherited her brother's power.
[21:35] ---
    I was born too soon, all right.
[21:38] ---
    The times are always behind me.
[21:42] ---
    There's no rush. Let's
    move forward, together.
[21:47] ---
    The stardust twinkles
[21:54] ---
    Star of my dreams
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Let's go Let's go
[22:09] ---
    Let's go!
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    The world is covered in blackness,
[22:26] ---
    but my breath is still white
[22:32] ---
    Ever since that day we promised
[22:34] ---
    to go smash up the present
[22:37] ---
    I'm sure we can still make it in time
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    counted together
[22:48] ---
    with pallid hopelessness
[22:53] ---
    Screaming out
[22:56] ---
    and run through
[22:59] ---
    before everything changes
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:18] ---
    That was a nice tale of sibling love.
[23:20] ---
    Thanks. Maka, you're
    eligible for it, yourself.
[23:23] ---
    Eligible for what?
[23:24] ---
    Eligible to obtain happiness.
    In other words, this.
[23:26] ---
    A jar?
[23:27] ---
    With this jar, you can obtain happiness.
[23:30] ---
    Order now, and I'll include
    another one for free, especially for you.
[23:32] ---
    By the way, the cost to you is
    a special price of only 2 million!
[23:34] ---
    Take it away, ya thief!
[23:35] ---
    Tsubaki...?
[23:36] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 12:
[23:39] ---
    "Courage That Beats Out Fear...
    Maka Albarn's Great Resolution?"
[23:42] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:44] ---
    I want to find happiness!

E12 - Courage That Beats Out Fear – Maka Albarn's Great Resolution?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:27] ---
    Joma joma dabarasa
    Joma joma dabarasa
[00:38] ---
    This witches' mass is hereby opened.
[00:43] ---
    Joma joma dabarasa
[00:48] ---
    Come along, Crona, Ragnarok.
[00:51] ---
    Yes, Lady Medusa.
[01:18] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:21] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:24] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:27] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:42] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[01:44] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[01:47] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[01:50] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[01:53] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[01:59] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[02:05] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:08] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:10] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:14] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:17] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[02:19] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[02:22] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:25] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[02:33] ---
    Just a minute.
[02:35] ---
    Oh, dear.
[02:36] ---
    Huh? We're being blocked.
    I don't know how to deal with this.
[02:41] ---
    Button it, would you?!
    Now give me your spare change!
[02:45] ---
    Did you need something, Eruka Frog?
[02:48] ---
    Ribbit.
[02:49] ---
    Ch-ch-ch.
[02:50] ---
    I truly can't stand you.
[02:52] ---
    Oh, my. I'm not the only one who
    brought non-witch outsiders along.
[02:57] ---
    See? That little witch over
    there brought along a human.
[03:02] ---
    --Mifune, I'm getting hungry.
[03:03] ---
    --Witches' masses sure are
    being Cheapened, huh?
[03:05] ---
    --All right.
[03:07] ---
    But that's not what I wanted to talk about.
[03:10] ---
    I saw you steal something
    from the Old Witch’s room.
[03:15] ---
    Also, what on earth are you doing,
    sneaking your way into the DWMA?
[03:21] ---
    Crona, coat.
[03:23] ---
    Roger wilco.
[03:29] ---
    My research at the academy
    will continue to be carried out.
[03:33] ---
    That was the conclusion arrived
    at by the witches' mass, was it not?
[03:36] ---
    The Old Witch said so herself, didn't she?
[03:38] ---
    Just a minute!
[03:40] ---
    The Old Witch’s eyes are poor,
[03:42] ---
    and she does not realize
    what a nuisance you've become.
[03:45] ---
    The DWMA is an organization
    that is out to get witches' souls!
[03:49] ---
    With one slip-up by you, all
    of us could be exposed to danger.
[03:54] ---
    What's more,
[03:55] ---
    how can you be trying to create a Kishin,
[03:57] ---
    something that could easily
    become an enemy to the witches?
[04:00] ---
    Get real! We're tired of looking at you!
[04:06] ---
    Why you little frog and mouse...
[04:08] ---
    I'm going to punish you.
[04:10] ---
    R-Ribbit...
[04:13] ---
    I'm in a hurry.
[04:16] ---
    The school nurse can't
    very well be late, can she?
[04:20] ---
    Joma joma dabarasa
[04:24] ---
    Why you miserable snake-woman...!
[04:27] ---
    Ch-ch-ch-ch!
[04:32] ---
    "Courage That Beats Out Fear...
    Maka Albarn's Great Resolution?"
[04:42] ---
    Would you turn around for me?
[04:43] ---
    How have you been feeling?
[04:45] ---
    There's been nothing unusual, really.
[04:48] ---
    But for some reason, lately,
    I've been having this weird dream.
[04:52] ---
    A strange dream?
[04:54] ---
    Mm-hmm. In this dream,
[04:58] ---
    I'm always in this room,
    where everything is pitch-black.
[05:07] ---
    There's a phonograph there,
    which skips something awful,
[05:10] ---
    playing this dimestore jazz song
    I think I've heard somewhere before.
[05:15] ---
    Before long, this guy always
    appears from the other end of the room.
[05:20] ---
    A little demon, wearing
    a double-breasted suit,
[05:24] ---
    and dancing this strange little
    step, out of rhythm with the music.
[05:27] ---
    Swing, swing, swing...
[05:29] ---
    This jazz isn't swing.
[05:32] ---
    Jazz is something you listen to at night.
[05:35] ---
    Music doesn't choose its time or place.
[05:38] ---
    That's just something you
    decided on your own.
[05:40] ---
    That's right. I decided.
[05:44] ---
    You are eligible.
[05:47] ---
    When your torso was cut open,
    did you feel a powerful fear?
[05:52] ---
    Wouldn't you want a strong mind,
    that could forget that fear?
[05:57] ---
    Forgetting my fears would be reckless.
[06:00] ---
    That's one of the DWMA’s teachings.
[06:02] ---
    Heh, what are you, a fool?
[06:05] ---
    Do you think you're in heaven or something?
[06:08] ---
    You're still on earth, aren't you?
[06:11] ---
    To keep your feet on the
    ground until the end, you need power.
[06:15] ---
    Overwhelming power,
    to allow you to forget your fears.
[06:20] ---
    You're no big deal, the way you are now.
[06:23] ---
    Get on out there, already!
[06:24] ---
    Wait! Wait a minute!
[06:27] ---
    I don't want to leave this room.
[06:29] ---
    Let me stay here, until the dream is over!
[06:31] ---
    I'll even put up with the lame music!
[06:34] ---
    Then seek for power. Find a rule to break.
[06:39] ---
    If you do, you will become stronger.
[06:43] ---
    Why don't you want to leave the room?
[06:49] ---
    When I leave the room,
    the darkness goes on.
[06:52] ---
    Then, I see a light.
[06:55] ---
    When I go through it, I...
[07:00] ---
    am coming out of Maka's stomach.
[07:04] ---
    My goodness.
[07:05] ---
    Ragnarok's black blood
    clearly seems to be having an effect.
[07:10] ---
    So, how am I, physically?
[07:13] ---
    Oh, you do have a slight arrhythmia,
    but you are recovering nicely.
[07:18] ---
    Okay, let's take your blood pressure.
[07:21] ---
    As for your dream,
[07:22] ---
    people often have the same
    or similar dreams repeatedly,
[07:27] ---
    so you need not worry about it.
[07:29] ---
    Or was there something
    else you're concerned about?
[07:33] ---
    I wouldn't say I'm "concerned" about this,
[07:36] ---
    but ever since I got hurt,
    Maka seems to be acting strange.
[07:41] ---
    Oh, sorry to hear that.
[07:48] ---
    A jar?
[07:49] ---
    Yes, a jar.
[07:51] ---
    Why a jar?
[07:52] ---
    Well, the jar is just an ordinary jar;
    it's the water that's inside the jar.
[07:58] ---
    It's called Soul-Sapping Water,
[07:59] ---
    and it's water that sucks
    out one's soul wavelength.
[08:03] ---
    The jar is, all things
    considered, just an ordinary jar.
[08:05] ---
    Try sticking your hand in it for a moment.
[08:07] ---
    Yeah... I'm still iffy
    about the jar, though.
[08:14] ---
    What is this?! That jar is dangerous!
[08:17] ---
    The water is.
[08:19] ---
    Start off by only sticking
    in one finger at a time.
[08:23] ---
    So, once I can withstand
    sticking my whole hand in here,
[08:26] ---
    I'll be able to use Tsubaki's
    Enchanted Sword Mode?
[08:29] ---
    That's right.
[08:31] ---
    Fascinating! Lately, all I've
    been doing is muscle training.
[08:37] ---
    What?
[08:38] ---
    No fair.
[08:39] ---
    How can you get so strong
    by only doing muscle training?
[08:42] ---
    Isn't that obvious? I'm Black☆Star!
[08:45] ---
    I'm on a whole different level from you!
[08:47] ---
    I'm a big man, who
    transcends God, after all!
[08:51] ---
    No fair. Dr. Stein,
    give me one of those jars, too.
[08:55] ---
    I can't.
[08:57] ---
    That is for Black☆Star
    to become able to use
[09:00] ---
    Tsubaki's Enchanted Sword Mode.
[09:02] ---
    I won't let myself be outdone by this jar!
[09:06] ---
    Black☆Star himself probably
    doesn't realize he's doing it,
[09:10] ---
    but by calling himself a god,
    "big," and so forth, he's driving himself,
[09:15] ---
    in effect.
[09:17] ---
    He's driving himself?
[09:19] ---
    Yes.
[09:20] ---
    "There's nothing that big ol'
    me can't do. Of course I can do it."
[09:26] ---
    Thus, he doesn't mind
    expending effort to that end.
[09:29] ---
    He makes the attempt, over and over again.
[09:32] ---
    He seriously is trying to surpass God.
[09:36] ---
    He's bound to get stronger.
[09:38] ---
    Right.
[09:39] ---
    But that's Black☆Star's own
    way of strengthening his soul.
[09:44] ---
    Maka, you should have
    your own way of doing it.
[09:47] ---
    My own way of doing it?
[09:49] ---
    Wavering and being anxious isn't a mistake.
[09:52] ---
    But right now, Maka, you're
    definitely lacking something.
[09:58] ---
    I'm lacking something?
[10:00] ---
    Once you find out what
    that is, come see me.
[10:05] ---
    I told you, start off with only one finger.
[10:08] ---
    You can take the jar with you.
    Go home for the rest of the day.
[10:12] ---
    Say, Maka, what about the party?
[10:14] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[10:16] ---
    I was going to throw a party to
    congratulate Black☆Star and Tsubaki
[10:19] ---
    on their soul recovery, and to
    celebrate Soul getting discharged.
[10:23] ---
    Be sure to make some tasty fish dishes.
[10:27] ---
    What a moron.
[10:31] ---
    Okay then, Soul, come
    back here in one week.
[10:37] ---
    Excuse me.
[10:39] ---
    Hey.
[10:46] ---
    I'm going to start the
    party now. Don't be late, okay?
[10:51] ---
    It looks like your scar is the cause, huh?
[10:55] ---
    Whenever she sees this scar,
[10:58] ---
    she gets a pained look on her face.
[11:13] ---
    Flavor notwithstanding, I sure am stuffed!
[11:16] ---
    The way you say that is somewhat galling.
[11:20] ---
    That was delicious, Maka.
[11:22] ---
    Yum, yum!
[11:23] ---
    Thank you for that.
[11:25] ---
    This is a nice place you live in, isn't it?
[11:27] ---
    Everything put away, nice and tidy.
[11:29] ---
    If I make any messes, Maka nags me.
[11:32] ---
    It's just the two of you living here?
[11:34] ---
    Yoo-hoo, is everyone having fun?
[11:37] ---
    Say, does anyone want to
    come take a bath with me?
[11:47] ---
    Is it always like this?
[11:48] ---
    Yeah. Somebody, take
    this sex kitten home with you.
[12:02] ---
    Infiltrating the DWMA was worth it.
[12:05] ---
    With that black blood mixed in,
[12:08] ---
    perhaps I should conduct
    some tests with Soul Eater.
[12:11] ---
    I do have the key.
[12:17] ---
    Oh, my.
[12:18] ---
    What a coincidence, meeting you here.
[12:21] ---
    I think you already know
    this without me saying it,
[12:25] ---
    but shall I say it anyway?
[12:27] ---
    Yes, by all means.
[12:29] ---
    Ribitty... We've come here to kill you.
[12:34] ---
    Why?! How awful! We're friends, aren't we?
[12:37] ---
    We just want to avoid attention from Death,
[12:40] ---
    use our magic, and raise a little hell.
[12:42] ---
    We don't particularly care
    what you want to do at the DWMA.
[12:47] ---
    You're dangerous.
[12:49] ---
    That's why you came to kill me, then?
[12:51] ---
    But before you do, I should
    warn you about one thing.
[12:55] ---
    That outfit is dangerous.
    You plainly look like a witch.
[12:59] ---
    However much you cast
    Soul Protect on yourself,
[13:02] ---
    there are many young
    meisters that live here.
[13:05] ---
    Do you understand my meaning?
[13:07] ---
    Don't you worry.
[13:09] ---
    Unlike you, we are able
    to use transformation magic.
[13:13] ---
    If it comes to it, we
    can use that to escape.
[13:16] ---
    I see, so that's how you're
    planning to beat me?
[13:19] ---
    We know that normally,
    we couldn't beat you in a fight.
[13:23] ---
    But here, you want to
    remain an ordinary school nurse.
[13:28] ---
    You can't very well drop your Soul Protect
[13:30] ---
    and use your magic, can you?
[13:32] ---
    We can launch a unilateral
    magical attack against an ordinary lady
[13:36] ---
    who has Soul Protect cast on herself.
[13:39] ---
    If you fight back in
    order to use your magic,
[13:40] ---
    "Release"
[13:42] ---
    we'll use our transformation
    magic and get away.
[13:44] ---
    You'll end up revealing
    yourself as a witch to the meisters,
[13:47] ---
    and you'll be hunted.
[13:49] ---
    Whether you release
    your spell or not, we still win.
[13:53] ---
    The frog and the mouse defeat the snake.
[13:56] ---
    Not a bad job of croaking
    a superior, for a mere frog.
[14:01] ---
    So not only am I to be killed,
    I have to listen to your puns, as well?
[14:04] ---
    That's pretty cruel treatment.
[14:06] ---
    Soul Protect release!
[14:14] ---
    Farewell, Medusa!
[14:17] ---
    Ch-ch-ch!
[14:26] ---
    That soul impression...
[14:28] ---
    A witch!
[14:29] ---
    What's suddenly come over you?
[14:31] ---
    Two of them. What are
    they doing in Death City?
[14:34] ---
    I'll be right back!
[14:36] ---
    Hey, Maka!
[14:40] ---
    I've wanted so badly to see
    your face contorted in screams.
[14:44] ---
    But there's so little time. It's too bad.
[14:48] ---
    You are indeed a frog and a mouse.
[14:51] ---
    Ch-ch?
[14:52] ---
    This is the way you were
    planning to beat me?
[14:57] ---
    You shall be punished.
[14:59] ---
    You will not be my research subjects.
[15:03] ---
    You want to fight, huh? We'll run away!
[15:07] ---
    Well, what are you waiting for?
    Release your Soul Protect...
[15:11] ---
    Ribbit!
[15:12] ---
    What happened to the
    tattoos on your shoulder?!
[15:15] ---
    Oh, my, wherever could they have gone?
[15:18] ---
    Ch! Ch-ch...!
[15:23] ---
    What's wrong, Mizune?!
[15:25] ---
    You don't mean, it's inside Mizune's body?!
[15:28] ---
    It couldn't be! When did you...
[15:32] ---
    Don't tell me you did it back then!
[15:34] ---
    I keep a thousand snakes within my body.
[15:38] ---
    Those are only a few of them.
[15:44] ---
    M-Mizune...!
[15:47] ---
    Swallow her up until there's nothing left.
[15:50] ---
    But how? Those snakes
    are magic, too, right?
[15:54] ---
    How did you do that,
    without releasing your Soul Protect?
[15:57] ---
    These little ones are
    simple magical life forms.
[16:01] ---
    They have nothing to do with my Protect.
[16:05] ---
    My pride and joy.
    She responds to simple signals.
[16:10] ---
    I can't produce doves,
    but it's still pretty neat, huh?
[16:14] ---
    You realize, don't you,
[16:17] ---
    that Mizune isn't the
    only one they've gone inside?
[16:21] ---
    R-Ribbit...!
[16:34] ---
    They came, all right. That was fast.
[16:37] ---
    Stein...
[16:39] ---
    and Maka.
[16:42] ---
    Dr. Medusa...
[16:43] ---
    We sensed two witches
    in this area just now.
[16:47] ---
    Yes, I felt them too, and came running.
[16:51] ---
    It could have been one of the
    witches from when Soul was injured.
[16:55] ---
    It may have been.
[16:57] ---
    No, I don't think it was.
[17:00] ---
    That witch had the Demon
    Sword and a meister along with her.
[17:04] ---
    If she were one of the
    witches that was here,
[17:07] ---
    she wouldn't have released her Protect
[17:08] ---
    in the middle of Death City for no reason.
[17:12] ---
    It is apparent that she has an
    interest in weapons and meisters,
[17:17] ---
    so maybe she is quietly
    laying low, and observing.
[17:22] ---
    If she were here, that is.
[17:26] ---
    Or, maybe she came to apply
    pressure or something to the DWMA.
[17:31] ---
    Like what happens with
    schools for delinquents.
[17:34] ---
    In any case, Dr. Medusa,
    I'm so glad you weren't hurt.
[17:39] ---
    We would be in a lot of trouble
    if our school nurse was laid up.
[17:43] ---
    Absolutely.
[17:45] ---
    Still, if I ever see that
    Demon Sword and meister again...
[17:52] ---
    Soul, I can't go on like this.
[17:56] ---
    And I'd made up my mind
    to become stronger, too...
[18:02] ---
    Maka!
[18:05] ---
    Are you all right?
[18:06] ---
    Don't go off on your own! It's dangerous!
[18:10] ---
    Soul...
[18:16] ---
    I...
[18:17] ---
    averted my eyes from your scar, Soul.
[18:27] ---
    I have to face this scar. I can't
    let Soul go through that again.
[18:33] ---
    I will not be beaten by my fears.
[18:38] ---
    Where's this suddenly coming from?
[18:43] ---
    Dr. Stein...
[18:45] ---
    Yes?
[18:50] ---
    I know...
[18:53] ---
    what it is that I'm lacking.
[18:57] ---
    You do?
[19:00] ---
    She has the courage to fight her fear.
[19:10] ---
    Okay, tomorrow, you and
    Soul come to my office.
[19:22] ---
    I can finally relax now,
    after coming this far, ribbit.
[19:26] ---
    Medusa, you just watch me ribbit!
[19:32] ---
    My, this feels pretty good under my feet.
[19:35] ---
    I could get used to this.
[19:37] ---
    Is that, by any chance ribbit...
[19:39] ---
    I have a favor I need to ask of you.
[19:43] ---
    A key?
[19:46] ---
    How did you know where I was ribbit?
[19:49] ---
    The snakes inside you are
    sending me a signal.
[19:53] ---
    It doesn't matter where you go.
[19:57] ---
    There's a man I'd like
    you to set free with that key.
[20:01] ---
    His Witch’s Bastille prisoner number is 13.
[20:04] ---
    You know who I mean, right?
[20:09] ---
    Y-You don't mean, the Magic Eye man?!
[20:12] ---
    H-He's the man who
    took the Old Witch’s left eye!
[20:15] ---
    If I do that, I'll be
    banished from the witch world!
[20:19] ---
    No, I'll be killed!
[20:23] ---
    If you'd rather, you can die here, instead.
[20:26] ---
    Ribbit... all right.
[20:28] ---
    There's something I'd
    like to test, using that man.
[20:32] ---
    Some research on Soul Eater.
[20:35] ---
    Y-You're going to use that man for that?
[20:38] ---
    You're out of your mind!
    You're crazy ribbit!
[20:41] ---
    I don't like the way this feels
    under my feet. Turn back into a frog.
[20:45] ---
    O-Okay.
[20:56] ---
    One plus two plus one
    plus two plus one plus two plus...
[21:03] ---
    --one plus
[21:04] ---
    --How annoying. Him again?
[21:05] ---
    --Two plus one plus two plus...
[21:08] ---
    one plus two plus...
[21:11] ---
    How many times did I multiply?
[21:15] ---
    One plus two plus one
    plus two plus one plus...
[21:21] ---
    How many times did I multiply?
[21:24] ---
    You're just adding, right?
    You haven't multiplied once.
[21:28] ---
    Haa!
[21:36] ---
    I can't see.
[21:38] ---
    I can't see anything.
[21:43] ---
    I want to watch some quality comedy.
[21:47] ---
    Kuzuboshi kirameku
[21:54] ---
    Yume no hoshi sa
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Ikou ze Ikou ze
[22:09] ---
    Ikou ze
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    Sekai wa kuroku somatte'ru
[22:26] ---
    haku iki wa shiroi mama na no ni
[22:32] ---
    ima wo bukkowashi ni ikoutte
[22:34] ---
    yakusoku shita ano hi kara
[22:37] ---
    Kitto mada ma ni au hazu dakara
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    massao na
[22:48] ---
    zetsubou to issho ni
[22:53] ---
    Himei wo age
[22:56] ---
    tsukisasare
[22:58] ---
    subete ga kawaru mae ni
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:19] ---
    While those kids are goofing off,
    I've taken over the preview.
[23:22] ---
    Starting next week, would you
    like me to start my own program?
[23:25] ---
    Pretty Doctor Medusa.
[23:27] ---
    Oh, my, it would have content
[23:28] ---
    that couldn't be aired in
    prime time, in which case...
[23:31] ---
    Next time on Pretty Doctor Medusa:
[23:32] ---
    Witch Hunter!
[23:34] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 13:
[23:36] ---
    "The Man with the Magic Eye...
    Soul and Maka's Diverging Soul Wavelength?"
[23:40] ---
    Nake Snake Cobra Cob-bra!
[23:42] ---
    Let the area around you
    turn to a field of flowers!
[23:44] ---
    Whoa, impossible!

E13 - The Man with the Magic Eye – Soul and Maka's Diverging Soul Wavelength?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:35] ---
    Looks fast asleep.
[00:47] ---
    Who is it? Who's there?
[00:50] ---
    I-I was sent here by
    someone to break you out of here.
[00:55] ---
    I'm going to let you out now.
[00:58] ---
    Who do you take me for?
[01:00] ---
    Do you think I would
    accept the help of others?
[01:06] ---
    Thank you!
[01:09] ---
    Don't mention it!
[01:11] ---
    It was an easy matter to give
    the witches chasing us the slip.
[01:14] ---
    But still, I went to prison.
    Do you know why?
[01:18] ---
    Never mind why, hurry!
    They'll be coming after us!
[01:21] ---
    You see the scene a lot
    in the movies, right?
[01:23] ---
    Using a spoon to steadily dig
    through the prison wall every day,
[01:26] ---
    making a tunnel, and escaping!
[01:28] ---
    It was so cool how low-key they were!
[01:31] ---
    Yes, I wanted to try it, too!
[01:37] ---
    But the only utensils they
    had there were chopsticks!
[01:42] ---
    I completely blew it!
[01:45] ---
    I tried to think of some other way
    out, but then I realized something.
[01:49] ---
    I'm not an idea man!
[01:51] ---
    Not that it matters now, but you
    could have urinated on the iron bars,
[01:55] ---
    and gradually corroded them away, right?
[02:00] ---
    Goddamn! Shit! I could have done that?!
[02:04] ---
    Hurry!
[02:05] ---
    They'll be coming after us!
[02:07] ---
    If they surround us while your
    hands and feet are in shackles...
[02:16] ---
    Watch yourself. There's someone nearby.
[02:18] ---
    I know that!
[02:20] ---
    Prisoner number 13, the Magic Eye man,
[02:23] ---
    resist, and we will show you no mercy!
[02:25] ---
    You have been keeping
    watch over me for 200 years, right?
[02:29] ---
    You think I'm just going to let
    myself be caught without a fight?
[02:32] ---
    Yeah, I'll resist you.
[02:36] ---
    Magic Eye! H-Hold on!
[02:38] ---
    If I don't bring you out
    of here, I'll be killed, too!
[02:48] ---
    Hey, it will take more than
    that to kill me. After all, I'm...
[02:53] ---
    Damn it!
[02:54] ---
    No, you fool!
[03:02] ---
    The Old Witch didn't just
    keep me alive to lock me up.
[03:06] ---
    She couldn't kill me.
[03:09] ---
    The reason why is because I am...
[03:12] ---
    immortal.
[03:35] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[03:38] ---
    point to your heart,
[03:41] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[03:44] ---
    stronger than words?
[03:59] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[04:01] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[04:04] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[04:07] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[04:10] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[04:15] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[04:22] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[04:25] ---
    point to your heart,
[04:27] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[04:31] ---
    stronger than words?
[04:34] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[04:36] ---
    We are drawn together
[04:39] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[04:42] ---
    the clearer things become
[04:51] ---
    Thanks for coming. You can sit wherever.
[04:55] ---
    Why do we have to
    come to school on a Sunday?
[04:58] ---
    I asked him to give us some
    special instruction. Keep quiet.
[05:03] ---
    This room has sort of a weird smell to it.
[05:06] ---
    They're aroma candles.
[05:07] ---
    Let's get started right away.
[05:10] ---
    But first, I should warn you,
    today's training is extremely dangerous.
[05:14] ---
    If it fails, the worst
    case that might happen
[05:17] ---
    is that the two of you will never be able
[05:19] ---
    to match soul wavelengths again.
[05:22] ---
    Do you still want to undergo this lesson?
[05:27] ---
    Yes, please.
[05:28] ---
    Hey!
[05:29] ---
    Your meister has made the decision.
    Follow it.
[05:33] ---
    What are you champing at the bit for?
[05:37] ---
    Okay, let's begin. The two
    of you, turn and face each other.
[05:43] ---
    Tell the other person what their flaws are.
[05:48] ---
    That's what our training consists of?
[05:51] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[05:53] ---
    You're stubborn and reckless.
    Your hobbies are reading
[05:56] ---
    and doing puzzles, so you're
    introverted, and your ankles are fat.
[06:01] ---
    That hurts! You're quick
    to hit me! That's a flaw, too.
[06:06] ---
    Professor, can she do that?
[06:09] ---
    No more raising your
    hand to the other, okay?
[06:11] ---
    --You're overly careless!
[06:12] ---
    --It may look like a meaningless
    training exercise,...
[06:14] ---
    --What about you?! What's
    with your sloppy appearance?!
[06:14] ---
    --but the scent of the
    candles burning in this room
[06:16] ---
    --Shut up! You can't cook for crap!
[06:17] ---
    --inflames a person's emotions.
[06:18] ---
    --Your feet stink!
[06:19] ---
    --Stop taking long baths!
[06:19] ---
    --Even a casual remark is liable
    to break down their friendship.
[06:20] ---
    --Put the toilet seat down!
[06:21] ---
    --Your momma's belly-button sticks out!
[06:23] ---
    --That's my papa's belly-button!
[06:24] ---
    --Stop always having to get the last word!
[06:24] ---
    --But once they get beyond this,
[06:26] ---
    --Mind your own business!
[06:27] ---
    --their soul wavelengths will both
    resonate even stronger.
[06:27] ---
    --What?! You're such a pest!
[06:29] ---
    --You're the pest, Soul!
[06:31] ---
    You've been acting weird lately.
[06:33] ---
    Like this lesson... you decided
    on taking it without asking me.
[06:36] ---
    I don't know what you're looking for!
[06:37] ---
    I'm just trying to become stronger,
[06:39] ---
    so you never get so badly
    injured again, Soul.
[06:42] ---
    The meister fights, in order
    to strengthen the weapon, right?
[06:45] ---
    Your thinking is messed
    up if you're getting stronger
[06:48] ---
    in order to protect your weapon!
[06:50] ---
    Why?! Am I not allowed to get stronger?!
[06:53] ---
    I hate having to be protected by you, Soul!
[06:55] ---
    Don't shout. It's annoying.
[06:58] ---
    Soul, you're the one who's messed up!
[06:59] ---
    Why are you so negative
    about me getting stronger?!
[07:05] ---
    Overwhelming power,
    to allow you to forget your fears.
[07:09] ---
    That's what you need.
[07:12] ---
    Break the rules! You will become stronger!
[07:18] ---
    It's not like I'm afraid
    of that little demon,
[07:21] ---
    or of becoming stronger.
[07:25] ---
    Forget about it, just sit down.
    You're straining my neck.
[07:29] ---
    No!
[07:30] ---
    This isn't good. Their soul
    wavelengths are starting to slip.
[07:44] ---
    "The Man with the Magic Eye...
    Soul and Maka's Diverging Soul Wavelength?"
[07:55] ---
    You're here.
[07:56] ---
    Ribbit... I brought him.
[08:02] ---
    Good work.
[08:03] ---
    Now, take all of your snakes
    out of my body, like you promised!
[08:08] ---
    All? You must be joking.
    It's one snake per errand, of course.
[08:13] ---
    Huh?! How many more are there?!
[08:16] ---
    You don't have any right to know.
[08:18] ---
    If you'd like, I could
    bring them all out at once,
[08:20] ---
    ripping you up in the process.
[08:22] ---
    Ribbit! This is too much!
    You demon! You devil!
[08:27] ---
    You are the unconventional
    witch who set me free, are you?
[08:31] ---
    It's Medusa. Pleased to
    meet you, Magic Eye man.
[08:35] ---
    Magic Eye man?
[08:37] ---
    That's right.
[08:39] ---
    In that prison, I had my name
    and everything else taken from me.
[08:45] ---
    As of today, I am officially free. Yeah...
[08:49] ---
    You can call me "Free."
[08:51] ---
    All right, Free.
[08:55] ---
    Free, huh? We'll see about that.
[08:59] ---
    What do you say? I would
    like to repay you somehow.
[09:02] ---
    Oh, no, that's all right.
    Don't worry about it.
[09:06] ---
    I wouldn't be content with that.
[09:08] ---
    Well then, I wonder if
    I could ask you to do one thing.
[09:12] ---
    There's a certain weapon
    and meister I'd like you to crush.
[09:16] ---
    A weapon and meister? As in DWMA?
[09:20] ---
    Yes.
[09:22] ---
    The rules that Death forces
    down our throats are a pain.
[09:27] ---
    Yeah, all right. I'll eliminate them.
[09:34] ---
    I'm here! Black☆Star, in London! Yahoo!
[09:39] ---
    It's snowing. Aren't you cold?
[09:41] ---
    Snow? What's that? I may take
    something off in cold like this,
[09:44] ---
    but I won't put anything on!
[09:48] ---
    Man, ever since you were
    attacked by that Demon Sword,
[09:51] ---
    our extracurricular lessons have
    to be done with two sets of teams.
[09:54] ---
    Don't you go slowing me down, now.
[09:59] ---
    Look at this, you two. See?
[10:02] ---
    The view at night here
    is so pretty. Yay, London!
[10:06] ---
    What's with them?
[10:08] ---
    Hey, Maka, I can't
    sense souls, so it's up to you.
[10:12] ---
    Mm-hmm, I'm on it.
[10:14] ---
    Let's see, the souls I'm
    reading around here...
[10:20] ---
    There's one right over there?
[10:25] ---
    What's that older dude up to?
[10:27] ---
    What's going on with that
    guy's soul? It's not normal.
[10:31] ---
    There's a bunch of stuff mixed together.
[10:33] ---
    Human? Witch? I sense something else, too.
[10:40] ---
    I've found you.
[10:42] ---
    Looks like he wants to go at it.
[10:43] ---
    This extracurricular lesson
    is getting off to a good start.
[10:46] ---
    Be careful. He probably uses magic.
[10:49] ---
    Tsubaki, Enchanted Sword mode!
    Let's finish this in one shot!
[10:53] ---
    But you still can't handle that.
[10:55] ---
    If I can last 30 seconds,
    that will be plenty. Let's go!
[10:59] ---
    R-Right!
[11:07] ---
    That kid is strong.
[11:09] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[11:14] ---
    Incredible! Their resonance
    rate is stable. Is that...
[11:18] ---
    Black☆Star's soul?!
[11:21] ---
    What are you doing, standing
    in the bridge's center lane?!
[11:25] ---
    Wolf Wolves... Wolf Wolves...
[11:28] ---
    Icy Cone!
[11:30] ---
    Tsubaki!
[11:30] ---
    Right!
[11:32] ---
    What?!
[11:33] ---
    Amazing! She stopped it with her shadow!
[11:35] ---
    Take this! My secret technique!
[11:37] ---
    Shadow☆Star!!
[11:40] ---
    Star... Star... Star...
[11:45] ---
    Ah, I told you, it was too much for you.
[11:48] ---
    He didn't even last ten seconds.
[11:51] ---
    He might be strong, but he's still a moron.
[11:54] ---
    Now then, next up...
[11:59] ---
    Mister, you drop your guard
    too much. This is a battlefield.
[12:03] ---
    He got him. No...
[12:05] ---
    Soul! Get out of there!
[12:08] ---
    Oh, no. My constitution being what it is,
[12:10] ---
    I'm always carelessly
    letting my guard down.
[12:14] ---
    What's that guy's deal?! What's going on?!
[12:16] ---
    Look there!
[12:18] ---
    His wound is closing up!
[12:20] ---
    Yeah, it would close up.
    I am an Immortal, after all.
[12:25] ---
    An Immortal?!
[12:27] ---
    Let me show you my true form.
[12:30] ---
    Your true form?
[12:36] ---
    The shape of his soul
[12:38] ---
    is changing!
[12:49] ---
    No doubt about it.
    This is the legendary wolfman,
[12:53] ---
    who stole the witch's eye!
[13:01] ---
    Soul! Change into a scythe!
[13:03] ---
    Yeah!
[13:09] ---
    Let's go, Soul!
[13:10] ---
    Yeah!
[13:12] ---
    Yow!
[13:14] ---
    What are you doing, Maka?!
[13:17] ---
    Soul, you're so hot, I can't hold you.
[13:19] ---
    What?!
[13:21] ---
    You don't suppose...
[13:23] ---
    It's like that time when
    Black☆Star tried to lift Soul.
[13:28] ---
    The symptoms may be different,
[13:30] ---
    but are their soul wavelengths not in sync?
[13:39] ---
    Soul Eater, I wonder how
    the black blood inside you
[13:42] ---
    will respond to this turn for the worse.
[13:48] ---
    Now, let the experiment begin.
[14:05] ---
    Hard to breathe... I never
    thought this would happen...
[14:08] ---
    How do I go about breathing, again?
[14:11] ---
    How do I go about using my weapon, again?
[14:15] ---
    Fighting Wolves’ Fist! Here I come!
[14:19] ---
    Maka!
[14:20] ---
    Icy Pillar!
[14:28] ---
    Soul!
[14:37] ---
    Magic Eye Cannon!
[14:45] ---
    Goddamn! Shit! I messed up
    what to put and where to put it!
[14:50] ---
    But that's okay. Yeah,
    no problem. After all, I'm...
[14:56] ---
    immortal.
[14:58] ---
    Fighting Wolves' Fist,
    magic, immortality...
[15:01] ---
    I can't deny that he's
    clumsy, but he is strong.
[15:05] ---
    It looks like 200 years of
    prison life has taken its toll.
[15:09] ---
    I can't use my magic all that well.
[15:11] ---
    Maka, if you can't use Soul, please use me!
[15:16] ---
    But even if I become an
    impromptu assassin meister,
[15:20] ---
    I won't be able to beat that wolfman.
[15:24] ---
    DWMA...
[15:26] ---
    The rules that Death made up.
[15:28] ---
    Those rules, which decide what evil is.
[15:31] ---
    Rules?
[15:33] ---
    Those arrogant rules.
    I don't care if he's a god or not,
[15:37] ---
    where is your guarantee
    that you're correct?
[15:40] ---
    If you threaten the human
    way of life, you will be killed.
[15:44] ---
    But if your numbers are
    reduced, you are protected.
[15:46] ---
    I don't want any load-of-crap
    future like that!
[15:52] ---
    Now, it's my turn to judge!
[15:54] ---
    My wrath is the wrath of nature!
[16:01] ---
    Maka!
[16:07] ---
    Soul, turn into a scythe.
[16:11] ---
    But right now, we can't even...
[16:13] ---
    Hurry!
[16:15] ---
    Using a weapon whose
    wavelength you're not in tune with is
[16:17] ---
    a physical burden, not
    to mention a mental burden.
[16:21] ---
    But Maka is, after all, a scythemeister.
[16:26] ---
    Your hands...
[16:31] ---
    I'm going to become...
[16:33] ---
    stronger!
[16:35] ---
    Damn it...!
[16:37] ---
    I am immortal.
[16:41] ---
    Why, you...!
[16:44] ---
    Damn!
[16:46] ---
    What are you doing?!
    Calm down a little bit!
[16:48] ---
    You keep quiet! I'm going to get stronger!
[16:50] ---
    I can't let myself be beat here!
[16:52] ---
    Are you dense?! If shouting and
    acting stuck-up made you stronger,
[16:55] ---
    everyone would do it!
[16:56] ---
    Shut up! It's because you
    always say stuff that holds us back
[16:59] ---
    that our soul wavelengths
    are out of sync, isn't it?!
[17:01] ---
    I thought you wanted to be a cool man!
[17:05] ---
    Become stronger.
[17:07] ---
    I will show you how.
[17:09] ---
    Shut up! Shut your mouth!
[17:11] ---
    What do you even know, Maka?!
[17:13] ---
    That's enough, you two!
[17:17] ---
    You have to ask each other's
    opinions before you assert anything!
[17:21] ---
    If you lose your temper just
    because your view isn't accepted,
[17:24] ---
    you'll never get anywhere!
[17:26] ---
    What do you mean?! Tsubaki,
    your partner is exactly that type!
[17:30] ---
    Black☆Star is goofy,
    through and through. What's more,
[17:35] ---
    I think it's okay for me to be goofy, too.
[17:37] ---
    That is the style of our
    twosome, after all.
[17:43] ---
    Just like there's a way
    for me to become stronger,
[17:47] ---
    there's a way for both of us to do so, too.
[17:50] ---
    All I ever thought about
    was catching up to Soul.
[17:56] ---
    No matter how hot it gets,
    even if my hands melt,
[18:00] ---
    I want to grow stronger,
    together with Soul.
[18:06] ---
    You're an idiot. I don't
    even have all that much power.
[18:11] ---
    Why are you trying to be bossy,
    and put restrictions on me?
[18:16] ---
    Hey, demon...
[18:18] ---
    Lead me wherever you want.
    I'm going to bust up your little plan.
[18:24] ---
    Come with me. Madness
    and delight await you.
[18:29] ---
    Terrific.
[18:32] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[18:41] ---
    Good. Excellent. It looks like
    the black blood is starting to act.
[18:47] ---
    Amazing. Their resonance
    rate is remarkable.
[18:54] ---
    What is this sensation?
[18:57] ---
    Am I being devoured by Soul?
[18:59] ---
    When a weapon has black blood,
[19:01] ---
    it even encroaches upon
    the mind of the meister.
[19:04] ---
    Now, raise your resonance rate even higher.
[19:08] ---
    Damn! It's like my
    consciousness is being carried away!
[19:14] ---
    It's all right! I won't
    let it be carried away!
[19:22] ---
    Scythemeister technique of lore!
[19:26] ---
    Witch Hunter!
[19:28] ---
    An anti-demon wavelength, huh? Fine.
[19:31] ---
    Wolf Wolves, Wolf Wolves...
[19:33] ---
    Wolves’ Tail Wall!
[19:34] ---
    We'll get past it!
[19:45] ---
    It doesn't hurt! It's not hot!
    I'm not scared! This isn't agonizing!
[19:48] ---
    I won't be beaten! I won't be beaten!
[19:51] ---
    I won't ever let it happen again!
[19:55] ---
    I'm going to become stronger!
[19:58] ---
    Figure-6 Hunter!
[20:01] ---
    What the...?
[20:02] ---
    Did we get him?
[20:03] ---
    Still too shallow!
[20:06] ---
    A meister, tossing aside
    her weapon and tackling?!
[20:08] ---
    Maka!
[20:09] ---
    Maka!
[20:12] ---
    Down you go!
[20:16] ---
    Soul!
[20:17] ---
    Huh? Your legs are
    more slender than I thought.
[20:22] ---
    Maka!
[20:24] ---
    You think I'm going to
    fall by myself? No, I'm not!
[20:28] ---
    Maka... Damn!
[20:32] ---
    No way am I letting go!
[20:36] ---
    Yahoo!
[20:39] ---
    You guys need me around, all right.
[20:43] ---
    It's not over yet!
[20:45] ---
    Wolf Wolves, Wolf Wolves...
[20:47] ---
    Make an Icy Pillar materialize in mid-air,
[20:49] ---
    then kick against it to
    get back to the bridge.
[20:51] ---
    Can I do that? Sure, I can do that!
[20:54] ---
    As long as I have my physical abilities!
[20:56] ---
    Icy Pillar!
[20:59] ---
    I messed up where to put it!
[21:05] ---
    To think he would screw
    up again at the end...
[21:08] ---
    I'm surprised at how flabby I've gotten!
[21:12] ---
    Rehabilitation! Yeah,
    first comes rehabilitation!
[21:18] ---
    I'm convinced. If I proceed
    with my black blood research,
[21:22] ---
    I can make a Kishin develop.
[21:26] ---
    Are you okay, Maka?
[21:27] ---
    Mm-hmm, thanks.
[21:30] ---
    Judging by your hands, it'll be
    my turn to cook for a while, huh?
[21:34] ---
    Make it tasty for us.
[21:44] ---
    Black... blood...?
[21:47] ---
    The stardust twinkles
[21:54] ---
    Star of my dreams
[22:00] ---
    I wanna be
[22:03] ---
    Let's go Let's go
[22:09] ---
    Let's go!
[22:16] ---
    I
[22:17] ---
    Wanna
[22:19] ---
    I wanna be (1-2-3-4!)
[22:21] ---
    The world is covered in blackness,
[22:26] ---
    but my breath is still white
[22:32] ---
    Ever since that day we promised
[22:34] ---
    to go smash up the present
[22:37] ---
    I'm sure we can still make it in time
[22:43] ---
    I wanna be
[22:45] ---
    counted together
[22:48] ---
    with pallid hopelessness
[22:53] ---
    Screaming out
[22:56] ---
    and run through
[22:58] ---
    before everything changes
[23:04] ---
    I
[23:06] ---
    Wanna
[23:07] ---
    I wanna be
[23:18] ---
    All right, the extracurricular
    lesson is over!
[23:19] ---
    Black☆Star, want to go get
    some of London's yucky food?
[23:22] ---
    Sounds good! How about we find some karaoke
[23:24] ---
    for me to on-stage at while we're at it?
[23:26] ---
    Let's eat some yucky London
    fish and chips, too!
[23:28] ---
    How about we go sightseeing, too?!
[23:30] ---
    Hard to pass up London's yucky,
    expensive conveyor-belt sushi, too!
[23:32] ---
    Come to think of it, I've got
    a backlog of unwatched DVDs.
[23:34] ---
    I'll watch them when I get back.
[23:35] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 14:
[23:37] ---
    "The Super Written Exam... Heart-pounding,
    Reeling, and Restless, You're Kidding?"
[23:40] ---
    You mean, we have a test next week?!
[23:43] ---
    Listen up! Remember everyone,
[23:44] ---
    when you go to London,
    order Chinese or curry!

E14 - The Super Written Exam – Heart-Pounding, Reeling, and Restless. You're Kidding!?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:25] ---
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[00:40] ---
    Lord Death, mission accomplished.
[00:45] ---
    99 souls that had turned into
    Kishin eggs, and one witch soul.
[00:50] ---
    As promised, I will make
    Soul my personal weapon.
[00:58] ---
    So then, he'll be a Death Scythe.
[01:07] ---
    Hooray!
[01:13] ---
    What are you goofing around for?
    You're going to be late for school.
[01:24] ---
    "Test!!"
[01:45] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[01:48] ---
    point to your heart,
[01:51] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[01:54] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:09] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[02:11] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[02:14] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[02:17] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:20] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:25] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:32] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:35] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:37] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:41] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:44] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[02:46] ---
    We are drawn together
[02:49] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[02:52] ---
    the clearer things become
[03:01] ---
    "Written test in 3 days!!"
[03:05] ---
    People, I'm sure you are
    aware of this, but time is short.
[03:09] ---
    The general test for meisters and weapons,
[03:11] ---
    the Super Written Exam is in three days.
[03:15] ---
    Are you up to speed with your studies?
[03:18] ---
    Of course. I've been
    preparing for this for a month now.
[03:22] ---
    I have written up the
    questions for this one.
[03:25] ---
    I'm sure there are both
    those who are anxious,
[03:28] ---
    and those who are looking
    forward to it, so good luck to all.
[03:31] ---
    Okay, you're dismissed!
[03:35] ---
    Ugh, isn't there some easy
    way to memorize this stuff?
[03:40] ---
    There's no meaning in
    winning an easy fight.
[03:42] ---
    I won't let you get away
    with any dirty tricks, either.
[03:44] ---
    I wonder if you'll take
    first this year, too, Ox.
[03:47] ---
    Hmm, we'll see.
[03:49] ---
    That's right. Last year,
    I got beat out by Ox.
[03:54] ---
    But then, there are some
    hard workers in this class.
[03:57] ---
    Like say, Maka there, who
    came in second to me last year.
[04:04] ---
    Do you know why there's a
    "Super" tacked on to this test?
[04:08] ---
    There's a jinx that says
    that whoever comes in first
[04:10] ---
    will make a Death Scythe.
[04:12] ---
    What, really?!
[04:14] ---
    Yes. It's my destiny. Mama
    was at the top of her year, after all.
[04:19] ---
    I have to make it to the top, as well.
[04:21] ---
    All right! I'm going to come in first,
[04:24] ---
    and turn you into a Death Scythe, Tsubaki!
[04:26] ---
    Right.
[04:27] ---
    This will be our first test ever, huh?
[04:30] ---
    Let's do our best!
[04:31] ---
    I'm not going to study
    just because there's a test.
[04:35] ---
    Big talker. Are you studying at all?
[04:38] ---
    I am a shinigami. I have
    a firm grasp of phasmology.
[04:41] ---
    That's right. Kid is here this time, too.
[04:45] ---
    I sure have a lot of rivals.
[04:58] ---
    What are you doing, Senpai?
[05:00] ---
    Ah, Stein...
[05:02] ---
    I'm sending out an aura to my
    daughter to do well on the test.
[05:04] ---
    I see.
[05:06] ---
    Why?
[05:07] ---
    Okay, continue.
[05:09] ---
    Yeah!
[05:14] ---
    Maka!
[05:21] ---
    "The Super Written Exam... Heart-pounding,
    Reeling, and Restless. You're Kidding!?"
[05:30] ---
    "Beat Ox!!"
[05:30] ---
    All right! Last spurt!
[05:33] ---
    Say, Maka, are tests fun?
[05:37] ---
    Mm-hmm. You get to find out
    how much you've learned so far.
[05:40] ---
    It's easy to tell, from
    your score and your ranking.
[05:43] ---
    It's like a game.
[05:46] ---
    But I have to work extra-hard this time.
[05:49] ---
    There's a jinx that says whoever
    comes in first will make a Death Scythe.
[05:53] ---
    It's hard to become a Death Scythe.
[05:56] ---
    Your papa is amazing, Maka.
[05:58] ---
    It's my mama that's amazing.
[06:00] ---
    She's the one who made my
    good-for-nothing papa into a Death Scythe.
[06:10] ---
    So... the originator of phasmology... was...
[06:15] ---
    Oh, Soul, you're studying, too?
[06:18] ---
    Yeah. I'm busy. Don't bother me.
[06:23] ---
    Oh, but I'm bored! Play with me!
[06:33] ---
    How annoying!
[06:35] ---
    498...
[06:38] ---
    499...
[06:42] ---
    500...!
[06:46] ---
    If I can't answer the
    next question, 1000 sit-ups!
[06:50] ---
    Let's see, what have we here...?
[07:06] ---
    --Damn it!
[07:08] ---
    --Let's cut out the penalty games
    and study this. I'll teach you.
[07:08] ---
    --1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
[07:18] ---
    Capable woman is complete.
[07:21] ---
    All right, let's study!
[07:23] ---
    Nice going, Sis!
[07:33] ---
    Oh, it looks like you two
    are both hard at work studying.
[07:37] ---
    If you need anything...
[07:38] ---
    Er, what are you doing?
[07:41] ---
    We're on a break.
[07:42] ---
    I've got this one little
    hair that's too long.
[07:45] ---
    It bothers me the way it sticks out.
[07:48] ---
    What are you doing, you fool?!
[07:50] ---
    Let me take care of the eyebrow grooming!
[07:52] ---
    What happens if your left
    and right sides become uneven?!
[07:55] ---
    Last time you did it, Kid,
    how long do you think it took?
[07:59] ---
    It was a month!
[08:00] ---
    All right. I'll do it quicker this time.
[08:02] ---
    Okay? I'm begging you! Please! Please!
[08:06] ---
    Well, if you're going to beg...
[08:08] ---
    All right!
[08:09] ---
    I'll start by drawing up some plans.
[08:11] ---
    You're disturbing our studying. Get lost.
[08:13] ---
    What concept should
    I go for? Something touching.
[08:17] ---
    That's the kind of eyebrows I want.
[08:19] ---
    I don't have eyebrows that amazing.
[09:19] ---
    Nobody will play with me.
    Tests are a big deal, huh?
[09:34] ---
    My body is cleansed now,
    and everything is right.
[09:37] ---
    Black☆Star studying
    diligently makes me so happy.
[09:42] ---
    I think I'll make him some supper, too.
[09:47] ---
    Yahoo!
[09:49] ---
    Whoops! I shouted! Quietly, quietly...
[09:54] ---
    Someone like me isn't cut
    out for dull studying, all right.
[09:58] ---
    I'll just steal the test, like an assassin.
[10:05] ---
    There they are!
[10:08] ---
    With this, I am a god!
[10:10] ---
    I'll have a perfect score, even among gods!
[10:26] ---
    Black☆Star?
[10:29] ---
    Where are you?
[10:42] ---
    How is your studying coming?
[10:44] ---
    We're on a break.
[10:45] ---
    Three days off should be plenty!
[10:49] ---
    The way this is sticking
    out is bothering me.
[10:55] ---
    All right, done.
[11:00] ---
    All right.
[11:06] ---
    I've done all that I can.
[11:08] ---
    Now to get some sleep,
    and get ready for tomorrow.
[11:12] ---
    Mmm... may... Maka... Maka... Maka...
[11:18] ---
    get... first... first...
    first... first... place...
[11:23] ---
    I'm going to do my best
    on that test tomorrow!
[11:36] ---
    I, Sid, will be proctoring your exam.
[11:39] ---
    Just one thing before we start the test.
[11:41] ---
    Ya... hoo...
[11:44] ---
    Black☆Star!
[11:45] ---
    We had a certain idiot who
    went into Dr. Stein's laboratory
[11:48] ---
    to steal the test last night.
[11:50] ---
    Ya... hoo...
[11:52] ---
    Remember, don't you
    dare do anything dishonest!
[11:56] ---
    The test will go for 60 minutes.
[11:58] ---
    Keep your problems face down!
[12:10] ---
    Begin!
[12:17] ---
    It's all right. Relax.
[12:20] ---
    Anyone who does this earnestly is a fool.
[12:22] ---
    There's no way the
    tortoise who gets the late start
[12:24] ---
    can win the race against the hare.
[12:26] ---
    The world is full of unrelenting hares.
[12:30] ---
    Whoever gets a good score
    on the test prevails,
[12:31] ---
    no matter the means.
[12:37] ---
    My entire body is wrapped
    with cheat sheets!
[12:41] ---
    There's no meaning in not
    winning an easy fight.
[12:45] ---
    Just as long as you end up winning.
[12:50] ---
    Is this all of it?
[12:51] ---
    You fiend! You want to
    take my underpants away, too?!
[12:54] ---
    What is he, a moron?
[12:56] ---
    Go back to your seat.
    I'll forgive you this one time.
[12:58] ---
    That's the kind of man I was.
[13:00] ---
    Damn!
[13:04] ---
    No! Concentrate, concentrate...
[13:07] ---
    The following questions
    are fill-in-the-blank.
[13:10] ---
    Let's see... "Complete the
    following sentences. A sound soul..."
[13:16] ---
    Easy, easy! "...resides in a sound...
[13:20] ---
    "skin"
[13:20] ---
    skin, and sound cuticles."
[13:27] ---
    I'm sure that's wrong!
[13:29] ---
    I hadn't even answered
    a single question yet!
[13:32] ---
    This is not cool!
[13:34] ---
    But, I'm still in luck. Sitting
    next to me is the brilliant Kid.
[13:49] ---
    Abysmal!!
[13:53] ---
    I can't write it neatly!
[13:54] ---
    He's still writing his name! Kid's no help.
[13:58] ---
    And on the left...
[14:00] ---
    She's writing with a crayon?!
[14:05] ---
    She's worn down the yellow one quite a bit.
[14:11] ---
    Giraffe! Giraffe!
[14:15] ---
    Must be her favorite.
[14:17] ---
    "Answer true or false."
[14:20] ---
    There it is! Just like
    Dr. Stein. This is a trick question.
[14:25] ---
    Is this a trick?
[14:27] ---
    No, couldn't be.
[14:29] ---
    The professor wouldn't do
    anything to trick the students.
[14:33] ---
    False!
[14:34] ---
    I won't be fooled by that trick!
[14:37] ---
    Teacher, I'm finished.
[14:40] ---
    Oh, then you may read a book or something.
[14:49] ---
    Study freak.
[14:59] ---
    Ten minutes left!
[15:00] ---
    What?! I'm running out of time!
[15:03] ---
    Kid is still writing his name!
[15:05] ---
    Done!
[15:07] ---
    What?!
[15:08] ---
    Giraffe! Giraffe!
[15:10] ---
    She's doing arts and
    crafts with her answer sheet?!
[15:12] ---
    I oughtta break yer neck!
[15:16] ---
    She is gifted, in one sense.
[15:18] ---
    Damn, it's no good.
[15:22] ---
    Damn, it's no good.
[15:25] ---
    No matter what I do, the
    placement of the "k" is off.
[15:29] ---
    I'm nothing but shriveled-up scum.
[15:32] ---
    I'm a trash pile of a person, and
    that's why the "k" has forsaken me.
[15:48] ---
    Teacher, Kid has collapsed!
[15:50] ---
    Let him be.
[15:55] ---
    Soul...
[15:58] ---
    Black☆Star!
[16:10] ---
    You're writing in blood...?
[16:12] ---
    That's right. You saw the
    answers in the laboratory.
[16:16] ---
    You're trying to tell them to me.
[16:18] ---
    Leave it to me! I will
    carry on your dying wishes!
[16:37] ---
    Who cares about your autograph?!
[16:40] ---
    Whisper amongst yourselves
    when you're dead! 30 seconds left!
[16:47] ---
    It's all right. I've
    checked over everything.
[16:55] ---
    Ten seconds left!
[16:57] ---
    There...
[17:03] ---
    Five seconds left!
[17:05] ---
    Perfect.
[17:10] ---
    That's it!
[17:11] ---
    I got 'im!
[17:12] ---
    I got it!
[17:16] ---
    It's over.
[17:17] ---
    No...
[17:20] ---
    --I got 'im!
[17:20] ---
    --It was over when I
    was busted down to my shorts.
[17:34] ---
    I'm worn out.
    That was a hard one, huh?
[17:36] ---
    It was too hard!
    It sure was.
[17:39] ---
    "Super Written Exam Results"
[17:53] ---
    "1. Maka Albarn, 100"
    "2. Ox Ford, 99"
[18:16] ---
    You're going to ruin your health.
[18:19] ---
    The test is over. Are you studying again?
[18:22] ---
    No, no. When I was straightening
    up the room, messy from studying,
[18:26] ---
    I found this old album.
[18:30] ---
    Is that you and your skeezy old man?
[18:33] ---
    He's so young!
[18:35] ---
    Mm-hmm, Papa was 18 when I was born.
[18:40] ---
    He sure read picture books to me a lot.
[18:45] ---
    You get your love of
    books from your old man, huh?
[18:54] ---
    Maybe.
[18:55] ---
    "Chupa Cabra's"
[18:56] ---
    Yay!
[18:58] ---
    Congratulations, Papa.
[19:00] ---
    The results of the Super
    Written Exam are out.
[19:02] ---
    That's something we can drink to!
[19:08] ---
    I know how for three days straight,
[19:10] ---
    you've been casting your aura on Maka.
[19:14] ---
    Maka is amazing. Top of
    her class, just like my wife was.
[19:19] ---
    Your ex-wife.
[19:23] ---
    Oh, right. Blair, can I
    ask you for a favor?
[19:27] ---
    I want to get Maka something,
    to congratulate her.
[19:30] ---
    Could you casually ask
    her what her favorite book is,
[19:32] ---
    and then buy it for her as a present?
[19:34] ---
    I put the money and a
    letter in this envelope.
[19:37] ---
    You should give it to her yourself.
[19:39] ---
    If I gave it to her directly,
    she might not accept it.
[19:45] ---
    What?
[19:46] ---
    Papa, you really do love Maka, don't you?
[19:49] ---
    If that's what you want,
    just leave it to me.
[19:54] ---
    Thanks.
[20:00] ---
    Oh, no. I totally bought
    something for myself.
[20:07] ---
    I couldn't help but give in to temptation.
[20:09] ---
    And I'm usually the one doing the tempting.
[20:13] ---
    But misappropriating money is wrong.
[20:16] ---
    If I shrink down the size with
    some magic, they'd be perfect for Maka.
[20:20] ---
    Pump-pumpkin, Pumpkin...
[20:26] ---
    Now to include the card.
[20:29] ---
    I'm home!
[20:31] ---
    Welcome back. I made
    some pumpkin pie, so have some.
[20:34] ---
    All right!
[20:36] ---
    Maka, you have a present from your papa.
[20:40] ---
    He said it was to celebrate your test.
[20:43] ---
    What could it be?
[20:46] ---
    Ta-da!
[20:52] ---
    What nerve he has, sending
    sexy underwear to his daughter.
[20:56] ---
    Here, Maka, there's a message card, too.
[21:01] ---
    What have we here?
[21:04] ---
    Congratulations! All that
    studying must have been rough.
[21:08] ---
    I'm sending you this present,
[21:10] ---
    in the hopes that you
    might have a little fun with it.
[21:14] ---
    From Papa.
[21:16] ---
    How does he want me to have fun?
[21:20] ---
    Is he trying to turn me
    into his slutty little girl?
[21:30] ---
    I'll bet she's overjoyed
    with it right about now.
[21:34] ---
    He really is a lowlife.
[21:38] ---
    I hate him!
[21:40] ---
    Maka...
[21:57] ---
    It's beginning. If we knock
[22:01] ---
    on the doors that connect you and me,
[22:05] ---
    what kind of future will be waiting for us?
[22:14] ---
    What grown-ups seek
[22:18] ---
    is a perfect style,
[22:21] ---
    where everything comes together someday,
[22:25] ---
    as though it were a bunch of gears
[22:31] ---
    God, if you're there, listen to me
[22:35] ---
    You have to watch these days pass by,
[22:39] ---
    with moments like these that will never,
[22:45] ---
    ever repeat themselves
[22:48] ---
    Which is why there are so many boys & girls
[22:52] ---
    who want to be children
[22:54] ---
    just a little while longer
[22:58] ---
    out there in the world,
    hiding out of sight and dreaming
[23:05] ---
    in this story
[23:18] ---
    The test is over!
[23:19] ---
    No, it's not. Black☆Star,
    you have to take a makeup.
[23:22] ---
    Don't look back to the past!
[23:23] ---
    Big ol' me has made up
    my mind to only look forward!
[23:26] ---
    No, see, the makeup isn't
    in the past, it's in the future.
[23:28] ---
    Ah, what are you trying to do, trip me up?
[23:31] ---
    I'm not tripping you up,
    you reap what you sow.
[23:33] ---
    If you say so, then I ask you,
    what am I supposed to do?
[23:35] ---
    Study, why don't you?
[23:36] ---
    Right, sorry.
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 15:
[23:40] ---
    "The Soul Eating Black Dragon...
    Scaredy-cat Liz and Her Merry Friends?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!

E15 - The Soul Eating Black Dragon – Scaredy-cat Liz and Her Merry Friends?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:40] ---
    R-Run!
[00:43] ---
    It's the black dragon!
[00:45] ---
    The black dragon is here!
[01:43] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:46] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:49] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:52] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:07] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[02:09] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[02:12] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[02:15] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[02:18] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[02:23] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[02:30] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:33] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:35] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:39] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:42] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[02:44] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[02:47] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:50] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[02:57] ---
    Enya-totto. Enya-totto.
    
[03:02] ---
    What's the matter? Can't you row harder?
[03:04] ---
    Why are we taking a
    rowboat, of all things?!
[03:07] ---
    Weren't there any
    fishing boats or luxury liners?!
[03:09] ---
    Something with an engine?!
[03:12] ---
    Don't complain.
[03:14] ---
    Besides, our destination
    is right in front of us.
[03:17] ---
    Our destination?
[03:23] ---
    That's a fairly pleasant-looking
    village. Looks pretty peaceful.
[03:28] ---
    I'm not so sure.
[03:29] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[03:32] ---
    Look there.
[03:37] ---
    What is that?
[03:39] ---
    The other day, the souls here were
    swallowed up by something, town and all.
[03:44] ---
    Town and all?
[03:45] ---
    You're not telling me
    we're investigating...
[03:49] ---
    Let's go. First, we have
    to gather information.
[03:56] ---
    What happened to this village?
[03:59] ---
    Th-The mist...
[04:01] ---
    Mist?
[04:03] ---
    What about the mist?
[04:04] ---
    N-No...!
[04:07] ---
    Calm down. You're all right now.
[04:10] ---
    We're here from the
    DWMA to resolve this incident.
[04:15] ---
    The DWMA?
[04:16] ---
    Yeah.
[04:18] ---
    So tell me, precisely and exactly.
[04:21] ---
    Th-The black dragon...
[04:25] ---
    The black dragon... the
    black dragon appeared!
[04:34] ---
    The black dragon?
[04:40] ---
    "The Soul Eating Black Dragon...
    Scaredy-cat Liz and Her Merry Friends?"
[04:46] ---
    Elephant! Chimpanzee! Dog! Cat!
[04:51] ---
    You really should grow up a little.
[04:54] ---
    Coo-oo!
[04:56] ---
    Right, right, you're a pigeon.
[04:58] ---
    Rhee-rhee!
[05:00] ---
    That's a pig.
[05:01] ---
    Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[05:03] ---
    Hey, Kid,
[05:05] ---
    we've had enough of this musty
    old place, right? It's suffocating.
[05:09] ---
    You buffoon! Preliminary
    research is required for anything.
[05:13] ---
    Or so I'd like to tell you, but
    I've got a handle on the key points.
[05:18] ---
    We're done here.
[05:20] ---
    So? Where are we going next?
[05:23] ---
    Ee-ee-eee?
[05:29] ---
    What's the matter? Can't you row harder?
[05:32] ---
    Why are we taking a rowboat
    out to sea again?!
[05:34] ---
    I know we're out here with
    some prospect in mind, right?!
[05:37] ---
    Of course we are.
[05:38] ---
    Otherwise, we wouldn't
    go out to sea like this.
[05:41] ---
    Wise guy. So, what is this black dragon?
[05:47] ---
    The Baltic Sea here is a key maritime area.
[05:50] ---
    Anciently, since the era of Vikings,
[05:53] ---
    people have rowed out on this great sea.
[05:56] ---
    What does that have to do with the dragon?
[05:59] ---
    In other words, in addition to this being
[06:01] ---
    a route that many boats have crossed,
[06:04] ---
    this is also a place
    where many boats have sunk.
[06:07] ---
    Hey, you don't mean...
[06:10] ---
    Among the many ships that have gone down...
[06:19] ---
    W-W-What is this?
[06:20] ---
    Cloud!
[06:21] ---
    It's mist.
[06:22] ---
    M-Mist?
[06:24] ---
    We're close. Stay sharp.
[06:25] ---
    What?!
[06:26] ---
    I'm sensing the presence
    of countless souls here.
[06:30] ---
    S-So then, you're saying...
[06:43] ---
    That is the black dragon.
[06:45] ---
    What is that thing?!
[06:49] ---
    Look there.
[06:51] ---
    Ni-d-ho-gg?
[06:54] ---
    Nidhogg is the name of a black
    dragon that appears in Norse mythology.
[06:59] ---
    Also, there is a legend
    in this area of a ghost ship,
[07:01] ---
    named the Nidhogg, that
    was told as though it were true.
[07:07] ---
    Now it all connects.
[07:08] ---
    All right! Liz, Patty, we're going aboard!
[07:12] ---
    No way! No way! No way!
    No way! That's a ghost ship!
[07:14] ---
    --It's bound to have ghosts on it!
[07:16] ---
    --Dashhh!
[07:20] ---
    Wait, Patty! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
[07:26] ---
    You buffoon... I told you to wait...
[07:31] ---
    Sorry.
[07:32] ---
    If you're going to ram them, hit
    them in the exact middle of the ship!
[07:36] ---
    That's what you're upset about?
[07:39] ---
    Do it again!
[07:40] ---
    Right!
[07:41] ---
    Huh?!
[07:42] ---
    Dashhh!
[07:55] ---
    All right, let's board them.
[07:58] ---
    You guys are idiots.
[08:00] ---
    You're worse than idiots. You
    idiotic jerks are idiots, and idiotic...
[08:06] ---
    Oh, no! I was so taken
    aback by their idiocy,
[08:10] ---
    I inadvertently went aboard!
[08:14] ---
    It would seem that the souls
    are inside the ship. We're going in.
[08:18] ---
    Okay!
[08:20] ---
    H-Hey now, let's not.
    Th-The ghosts are sure to appear...
[08:24] ---
    What do we do if they eat us?
[08:26] ---
    Are you listening to me?
    Are you ignoring me?
[08:32] ---
    Let's go, Liz.
[08:42] ---
    Some fresh souls have
    come to me, all on their own.
[08:51] ---
    They're just ahead.
[09:07] ---
    What are they planning to do,
    collecting this many human souls?
[09:11] ---
    Can we take all of these souls?
[09:14] ---
    Buffoon! Do you want to become a Kishin?
[09:18] ---
    As a superintendent
    of souls, I can't allow this.
[09:22] ---
    I will take them into custody.
[09:25] ---
    What's this, boy? You're a shinigami?
[09:31] ---
    Liz! Patty!
[09:33] ---
    Yeah.
[09:34] ---
    Right!
[09:36] ---
    Nidhogg!
[09:47] ---
    Liz!
[09:50] ---
    She fell down, she fell down!
[09:51] ---
    She's your sister! You're
    laughing at that?!
[09:56] ---
    This ship and I are one in the same.
[10:01] ---
    Now all I have to do is digest her.
[10:04] ---
    Are you an evil spirit?
[10:06] ---
    What are you planning to do
    with all these souls you've gathered?
[10:09] ---
    I'm more ruffled than
    ever before, thanks to Death.
[10:14] ---
    That's why I'm going to
    present these souls to the Kishin.
[10:19] ---
    The Kishin?
[10:21] ---
    You mean Ragnarok?
[10:24] ---
    That rookie has nothing to do with this.
[10:27] ---
    The Kishin who is right next to you.
[10:30] ---
    That's who I'm doing this for!
[10:32] ---
    What? Right next to us?
[10:36] ---
    It's nothing a child
    like you needs to know.
[10:39] ---
    This ship is going to
    lead to something for me.
[10:43] ---
    Somewhere at sea, far away,
[10:45] ---
    there are people waiting
    for the song of the Kishin.
[10:49] ---
    All of them crave power,
    in one form or another.
[10:54] ---
    But sometimes, there are cases
    where not even that is enough.
[11:01] ---
    Humans are seeking after a Kishin.
[11:04] ---
    These souls are an offering to
    the Kishin. You can't have them.
[11:12] ---
    Kid, I'm going to transform into a gun.
[11:15] ---
    No.
[11:18] ---
    It's no use.
[11:19] ---
    It's no use! It's no use! It's no
    use! It's no use! It's just no use!
[11:24] ---
    Patty... Kid... I wonder
    if those two are all right.
[11:30] ---
    There's no way Kid
    would use Patty one-handedly,
[11:33] ---
    and be asymmetrical.
[11:36] ---
    I'll bet they can't fight. In any case,
    I have to get back to them.
[11:42] ---
    Come on! This ghost ship
    is not one bit scary to me!
[11:47] ---
    I'm one of the Thompson sisters,
    feared as the devils of Brooklyn,
[11:51] ---
    who could silence even a crying child!
[11:54] ---
    There's nothing I'm afraid of!
[11:58] ---
    What am I doing in here?!
[12:01] ---
    --Just our luck to get high
    and mug a shinigami!
[12:02] ---
    --Come on, give us your money!
[12:08] ---
    Though I have to wonder,
    is this the right way?
[12:10] ---
    That's right. This way.
[12:13] ---
    Thanks, that's very nice of you.
[12:16] ---
    Who's there?!
[12:27] ---
    I'm hearing things, I'm hearing things...
[12:29] ---
    That's good. Just keep
    going straight this way.
[12:54] ---
    I can't look! I can't look!
[12:56] ---
    I'm sure she's there! I'm sure
    she's there! I'm sure she's there!
[12:59] ---
    Don't look! Don't look! Don't look!
    Don't look! Don't look! Don't look!
[13:02] ---
    That's good. Just keep
    going straight this way.
[13:28] ---
    I'm the spirit of a poor little
    girl who was eaten by this ship.
[13:33] ---
    Y-You were eaten?! A-A-And now,
    you're going to eat me, right?!
[13:38] ---
    I'm the one who was eaten.
[13:40] ---
    I just want to lead you
    back to your friends.
[13:45] ---
    You're lying! You want
    to gobble up my nice body!
[13:49] ---
    I'm not going to eat you. Believe me.
[13:53] ---
    I might have big boobs, but I'm
    all skin and bones, and not tasty!
[13:56] ---
    I...
[13:57] ---
    Like I said, if you eat me,
    I won't taste very good!
[14:00] ---
    Believe me...
[14:03] ---
    Shut up! Stop your
    blithering and follow me,
[14:07] ---
    or I'll beat you to death!
[14:12] ---
    I'll follow you forever.
[14:15] ---
    Just so long as we're straight.
    Now, come on!
[14:19] ---
    For crying out loud, if
    I'd lived as long as you have,
[14:23] ---
    I'd have a nice body,
    and could have told you off!
[14:27] ---
    Y-Yeah, I suppose so...
[14:30] ---
    Patty... your sister is in a tight spot...
[14:44] ---
    Running away won't do any good.
[14:51] ---
    I partnered with these two symmetrically,
[14:53] ---
    so that this wouldn't happen!
[14:56] ---
    Now,
[14:57] ---
    my stubborn refusal to the matchmaking
[15:00] ---
    suggested by Father...
[15:06] ---
    For me,
[15:08] ---
    the most important thing
[15:10] ---
    was symmetry, by symmetry,
[15:14] ---
    for symmetry!
[15:17] ---
    All of that effort I spent...
[15:24] ---
    has now been for nothing, hasn't it?!
[15:28] ---
    Damn it!
[15:37] ---
    Where did Liz go?
[15:39] ---
    This way, lady...
[15:46] ---
    --This way, lady...
[15:47] ---
    --Stop screaming at everything!
[15:49] ---
    --I don't want this! I don't want
    to be led like this!
[15:53] ---
    What's the matter, shinigami?
    Is that all the power a god has?
[15:57] ---
    I still haven't done anything yet!
[15:59] ---
    Then show me the power of a shinigami.
[16:03] ---
    I worship the Kishin,
[16:05] ---
    and steal the souls of innocent people.
[16:08] ---
    Go ahead and pronounce
    judgment on what you call evil.
[16:12] ---
    I do not deny evil, nor do
    I know of any humans with no malice.
[16:17] ---
    Everything is balanced.
[16:19] ---
    As long as good will and ill
    will are in perfect equilibrium,
[16:22] ---
    there is no problem. Not as
    long as there is a perfect balance.
[16:28] ---
    Who cares about the
    ideals set forth by some god?!
[16:31] ---
    Don't go thinking that
    they are sought by all humans!
[16:33] ---
    What do I care about that?!
[16:36] ---
    I won't rest until the world is
    made precisely and exactly perfect!
[16:42] ---
    Are you saying you would
    take away freedom?!
[16:45] ---
    You disgust me!
[16:47] ---
    I am a shinigami!
[16:50] ---
    I grant no freedom to kill!
[16:53] ---
    This way... This way...
[17:03] ---
    This way...
[17:05] ---
    We're here.
[17:06] ---
    Th-Thanks for all you've done.
[17:11] ---
    We're on deck. There's nobody here.
[17:21] ---
    You've tricked me, all right!
    You're going to eat me!
[17:23] ---
    You're going to eat me after all!
    You're going to simmer me in a pot!
[17:26] ---
    They're coming right now,
    so stop fussing! I'll curse you!
[17:32] ---
    Sis!
[17:34] ---
    Hey, Liz! You buffoon!
[17:36] ---
    It's because of you that
    I couldn't use Patty, you know!
[17:39] ---
    It's mostly your own fault.
[17:42] ---
    Sis!
[17:45] ---
    Patty!
[17:48] ---
    I missed you!
[17:55] ---
    You won't get away!
[17:58] ---
    No matter. Not now that we're
    all back together again like this.
[18:02] ---
    Liz! Patty! Transform! Let's do it!
[18:06] ---
    Right!
[18:09] ---
    Y-Yeah...!
[18:16] ---
    Prepare to die!
[18:35] ---
    Is that...?
[18:42] ---
    The Demon Sword?
[18:55] ---
    Ragnarok...
[19:01] ---
    Scream Resonance.
[19:12] ---
    What?
[19:24] ---
    The souls from inside the ship...
[19:36] ---
    Goodbye, scaredy-cat lady.
[19:52] ---
    How can this be?
[19:54] ---
    He devoured all of the souls.
[19:57] ---
    He's a big eater, huh?
[20:00] ---
    That bastard!
[20:36] ---
    That is the Demon Sword's true form?
[20:41] ---
    You're gross, you bastard!
[20:43] ---
    Is he even human, like we are?
[20:47] ---
    Here in the Baltic Sea region,
    there was once a legend
[20:52] ---
    of a ghost ship called the black dragon.
[20:57] ---
    However,
[21:00] ---
    this guy...
[21:02] ---
    who has set down here...
[21:06] ---
    is a true black dragon.
[21:11] ---
    Hey, did you know?
[21:14] ---
    My blood is black.
[21:18] ---
    I judge you.
[21:26] ---
    Reaper Combat Art: "Sin" Stance!
[21:43] ---
    I'll execute you!
[21:57] ---
    Hajimaru yo Kimi to boku wo
[22:01] ---
    tsunagu tobira nokku sureba
[22:05] ---
    donna mirai ga bokura wo matte iru no?
[22:14] ---
    Otona ga sou motomeru no wa
[22:18] ---
    kanpeki na sutairu
[22:21] ---
    itsuka haguruma no you ni
[22:25] ---
    subete ga kasanaru you ni
[22:31] ---
    Kamisama iru nara kiite yo
[22:35] ---
    Itsuitsu made mo kono shunkan
[22:40] ---
    ripiito dekinai mainichi wo
[22:45] ---
    miokuranakucha
[22:48] ---
    Dakara ato mou sukoshi dake tte
[22:52] ---
    kodomo de itai
[22:55] ---
    boys & girls ga nannin mo
[22:58] ---
    kono yo ni kakurehisonde
    wa yume wo mite iru
[23:05] ---
    tte iu sutorii
[23:18] ---
    Nidhogg, beat the whole lot of
    those guys up, and back down again!
[23:22] ---
    Before you do, I have
    a question. Flying Dutchman,
[23:24] ---
    just where exactly have
    you been roaming around?
[23:27] ---
    Why are you asking?!
[23:28] ---
    What else would you
    have me ask you? Tell me!
[23:30] ---
    Where have you been roaming about?
[23:31] ---
    Your question is so sudden...
[23:33] ---
    I knew it. You haven't
    really been roaming around,
[23:35] ---
    you've just been saying
    you've been roaming!
[23:37] ---
    So what if I have been?!
[23:38] ---
    Change your name!
[23:40] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 16:
[23:43] ---
    "Fierce Battle Aboard the Ghost Ship...
    The Hell Inside My Head?"

E16 - Fierce Battle Aboard the Ghost Ship – The Hell inside My Head?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:24] ---
    Chasing after strange events in the
    Baltic Sea, we began to investigate.
[00:31] ---
    A survivor described it as...
[00:34] ---
    The black dragon... the
    black dragon appeared!
[00:39] ---
    And then, we found something on the sea...
[00:43] ---
    The Nidhogg... A ghost
    ship named the "Black Dragon."
[00:49] ---
    Upon infiltrating the ship,
    we came across many human souls
[00:56] ---
    and were attacked by an evil spirit.
[01:01] ---
    Who should appear then
[01:06] ---
    but Ragnarok, in the form
    of a black dragon...
[01:16] ---
    Hey, did you know?
[01:19] ---
    My blood is black.
[01:38] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[01:41] ---
    point to your heart,
[01:44] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[01:47] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:02] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[02:04] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[02:07] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[02:10] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:13] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:18] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:25] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:28] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:30] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:34] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:37] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[02:39] ---
    We are drawn together
[02:42] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[02:45] ---
    the clearer things become
[03:01] ---
    Everything scares me...
[03:07] ---
    The only thing I need to learn
    to interact with people is power...
[03:14] ---
    Do you know where Hell is?
[03:22] ---
    Inside your head.
[03:28] ---
    Fierce Battle Aboard the Ghost Ship...
    The Hell Inside My Head?
[03:34] ---
    Get in my way and I'll kill you, you know.
[03:37] ---
    Oh?
[03:38] ---
    Let's do it!
[03:46] ---
    Conquest attained by power!
[03:52] ---
    Is that your escape from fear?!
[03:57] ---
    You damn fool!
[04:02] ---
    If you really want to
    be rid of your fear...
[04:07] ---
    then strengthen your soul!
[04:15] ---
    Precisely and exactly!
[04:17] ---
    Did we get him?!
[04:24] ---
    What?!
[04:26] ---
    Screech β!
[04:32] ---
    My attacks had no effect?!
[04:36] ---
    I wouldn't expect you to understand.
[04:39] ---
    Not even the little one
    understands my feelings.
[04:48] ---
    If the little one can't
    understand my feelings...
[04:53] ---
    then there's no way a shinigami
    like you would understand them.
[04:57] ---
    Sis. Doesn't that person...?
[05:00] ---
    Yeah, Patty. Looks like us.
[05:06] ---
    Reminds me of how we once were.
[05:16] ---
    Patty.
[05:23] ---
    Please don't shoot!
[05:25] ---
    Hand over everything ya got.
[05:29] ---
    That means drop the entire bag, dumbass!
[05:31] ---
    Don't make me kill you!
[05:40] ---
    We were born as weapons and
    had power... Nothing could scare us.
[05:48] ---
    We would act tough and walk
    around town like we owned the place.
[05:52] ---
    Nobody ever bothered
    to consider our lot in life.
[05:57] ---
    No, that's not what I meant...
[06:00] ---
    What I was asking was
    if that person is a boy or a girl.
[06:06] ---
    What were you indulging
    in all by yourself, Sis?
[06:11] ---
    That's what you meant?
[06:20] ---
    You'll pay for this!
[06:22] ---
    Nidhogg!
[06:23] ---
    What?! He's still alive?!
[06:30] ---
    I am one with this ship!
[06:33] ---
    As long as the Nidhogg
    stays afloat, I'll never die!
[06:36] ---
    Damn you and your greediness!
    You went and ate all the souls!
[06:40] ---
    You have no honor!
[06:42] ---
    You raise hell on other people's
    ships! You have no honor at all!
[06:46] ---
    I'll blow you all away with my cannons!
[06:49] ---
    Aim? Perfect!
[06:51] ---
    Distance! Perfect!
[06:53] ---
    Okay, then! Fire!
[07:17] ---
    What?!
[07:18] ---
    Damn, you're annoying!
[07:21] ---
    What the...?!
[07:30] ---
    The Demon Sword's wavelength is swelling!
[07:35] ---
    I hate, hate, hate everyone...
[07:41] ---
    I'll use my screams to blow away
[07:44] ---
    everyone who doesn't know
    how to interact with others.
[08:06] ---
    Screech α!
[08:45] ---
    He split it right in half!
[08:47] ---
    What strength!
[08:56] ---
    This ship won't hold...
[08:58] ---
    Hey, Kid! The Demon Sword!
[09:00] ---
    What?!
[09:01] ---
    So long, little shinigami.
[09:03] ---
    Damn you! You're not
    getting away from me! Beelzebub!
[09:15] ---
    I will stop the Kishin!
[09:18] ---
    The Kishin who is right next to you!
[09:21] ---
    That's who I'm doing this for!
[09:24] ---
    What does that mean?
    Is the DMWA hiding something?
[09:40] ---
    Listen up, Crona!
[09:41] ---
    If he catches up to us, you can
    bet I'm swiping your dinner tonight!
[09:45] ---
    N-No, you can't!
[09:46] ---
    If I lose any more weight, I won't
    know how to interact with my ribs!
[09:54] ---
    Oww, oww, oww!
[09:59] ---
    You can't escape me!
[10:01] ---
    Crap!
[10:09] ---
    The fog is lifting.
[10:11] ---
    It appears that ghost ship was
    the cause of all that heavy fog.
[10:15] ---
    This is no time to be so carefree!
[10:21] ---
    What is it, Kid? Why are we stopped?
[10:24] ---
    Don't we need to go after them?!
[10:25] ---
    Just look, Liz, Patty!
[10:28] ---
    The clouds are flowing
    beautifully toward the sun...
[10:33] ---
    and make the world
    completely symmetrical!
[10:37] ---
    You can't be seriously...
[10:40] ---
    I always fly to the center
    of the world, of course!
[10:45] ---
    Huh?
[10:49] ---
    Invigorating!
[10:51] ---
    It's so invigorating! Oh, Sun!
[10:55] ---
    Hey, Kid! What about the Demon Sword?!
[11:00] ---
    Damn you, Demon Sword! You got away?!
[11:02] ---
    We stopped following
    before it could get away!
[11:04] ---
    Can you not understand
    the splendor of this?!
[11:09] ---
    Sorry, but that romanticism ain't my thing.
[11:17] ---
    They took all the souls
    I was going to offer the Kishin...
[11:25] ---
    Now I have to start all over again!
[11:27] ---
    Oh, great Kishin, please
    give me a fresh, new start!
[11:38] ---
    The results of your blood test are in.
[11:40] ---
    What's the diagnosis?
[11:42] ---
    Your red cell and white
    cell counts are both normal.
[11:46] ---
    No hemoglobin issues, either.
    You're as healthy as can be.
[11:50] ---
    Huh? Really?
[11:53] ---
    But I'm almost certain...
[12:00] ---
    that I coughed up black blood.
[12:04] ---
    Why could that have been?
[12:06] ---
    Blood does darken over time.
[12:10] ---
    So maybe that's why it looked black to you.
[12:14] ---
    Right...
[12:17] ---
    It sure is strange, though.
[12:19] ---
    Yes, that it is.
[12:22] ---
    I saw you cough up black
    blood too, through my crystal ball.
[12:27] ---
    Such a powerful resonance
[12:29] ---
    should cause the black
    blood to infect others.
[12:35] ---
    Is something wrong, Dr. Medusa?
[12:38] ---
    I'll give you some medicine for now.
[12:41] ---
    Take one of these pills twice
    a day, at morning and at night.
[12:46] ---
    These pills promote the
    effects of black blood.
[12:50] ---
    I guess I'll administer
    them for a little while.
[12:53] ---
    Say, come to think of
    it, how is Soul doing?
[12:57] ---
    What do you mean?
[12:58] ---
    Does he still have
    dreams about a strange demon?
[13:02] ---
    He seemed to be bothered by them.
[13:04] ---
    Huh? A demon?
[13:08] ---
    He came to talk to me
    all the time about it.
[13:13] ---
    Oh, that! I think he's fine now!
[13:17] ---
    He's all better, A-OK!
[13:19] ---
    Say what?! I was never told about this!
[13:23] ---
    Dr. Medusa! Thank you very much!
[13:27] ---
    Well, goodbye!
[13:33] ---
    Stupid girl...
[13:36] ---
    He went to her all the time?!
[13:39] ---
    So he trusts Dr. Medusa way
    more than me, his own partner?!
[13:43] ---
    That makes me mad! I'm
    gonna confront him about this!
[13:54] ---
    It's strange! Why has the black
    blood inside Maka disappeared?
[13:59] ---
    My research is flawless, yet...!
[14:03] ---
    Maka Albarn... Maka Albarn's file...
[14:08] ---
    is gone?!
[14:09] ---
    Did someone run off with it?!
[14:16] ---
    Looking for this?
[14:19] ---
    You surprised me!
[14:21] ---
    I didn't know you were here!
    Don't scare me like that!
[14:25] ---
    Soul Eater and Maka Albarn...
    Do they interest you that much?
[14:30] ---
    What is he...?
[14:32] ---
    They've just been through a lot, you see.
[14:37] ---
    What is this? I took it from Maka.
[14:41] ---
    I've never come across
    this medicine before.
[14:44] ---
    How much does this man know?
[14:47] ---
    Has he figured out my
    true identity after all?
[14:51] ---
    Should I kill him?
[14:53] ---
    It's an herbal remedy I compounded myself.
[14:56] ---
    It helps improve
    circulation and regulate the pulse.
[15:00] ---
    Oh?
[15:03] ---
    It's not a lie. Black blood is almost
    no different from regular blood.
[15:08] ---
    That medicine will have the same effect.
[15:10] ---
    I'm obsessed with
    herbal remedies and medicine.
[15:14] ---
    That's strange of me, isn't it?
[15:15] ---
    As school nurse, I wanted to
    help Maka and Soul however I could.
[15:21] ---
    There's nothing wrong with that.
    It's quite endearing, actually.
[15:25] ---
    But is it really because
    you're the school nurse...
[15:30] ---
    or because you're a witch?
[15:48] ---
    Oh, you're so mean! Are
    you saying I look that grim?!
[15:52] ---
    That's sexual harassment!
[15:55] ---
    If you're going to sue,
    then you should sue Spirit first!
[16:02] ---
    That chair belongs to
    the nurse's office, you know.
[16:12] ---
    It was only for a second,
    but I sensed murderous intent...
[16:16] ---
    Damn. I'm even trembling.
[16:21] ---
    Fear, huh...
[16:23] ---
    Thanks. I had started
    to forget that feeling.
[16:29] ---
    Well, then. What's next?
[16:48] ---
    Well?
[16:50] ---
    No question about it. How
    about the location of Medusa's home?
[16:55] ---
    Already looked into.
    I was a very meticulous man.
[17:00] ---
    We'll handle this case. All right?
[17:04] ---
    Sid. Naigus. Stay sharp.
[17:08] ---
    We're dealing with a witch here, after all.
[17:11] ---
    We know.
[17:14] ---
    We've seen many
    people lose their lives that way.
[17:19] ---
    Let's go, Sid.
[17:21] ---
    Yeah.
[17:23] ---
    If we can just find physical
    evidence that she's a witch,
[17:26] ---
    Lord Death will issue a warrant for her.
[17:30] ---
    We've caught sight of her snake tail.
[17:36] ---
    Now we just need to grab it.
[17:42] ---
    Eruka! Eruka!
[17:45] ---
    I'm speaking through the
    snakes in your body.
[17:50] ---
    The item is in the attaché case.
[17:56] ---
    Yes. That one. Go quickly.
[18:05] ---
    I assume you know what's
    left to do after that.
[18:20] ---
    That sure was one crazy trip!
[18:24] ---
    I'm pooped.
[18:26] ---
    Liz. Patty. Go back to the Gallows Manor.
[18:31] ---
    Where are you going, Kid?
[18:33] ---
    I have to ask my father something.
[18:38] ---
    There?
[18:39] ---
    Yeah.
[18:41] ---
    It would be best now if...
[18:42] ---
    I know.
[18:58] ---
    It's unlocked?
[19:00] ---
    Careful! It could be a trap!
[19:02] ---
    I'm aware.
[19:04] ---
    In life, I was quite a cautious man.
[19:12] ---
    Whoa, now. This is the
    home of a school nurse?
[19:20] ---
    Look at this...
[19:22] ---
    A magic circle with witch writing...
    There's no doubt about it now.
[19:28] ---
    A diary?
[19:29] ---
    It would appear so.
[19:32] ---
    I wasn't the kind of man to
    secretly read a woman's diary.
[19:36] ---
    This is no time for that!
    Diaries exist to be read!
[19:41] ---
    Y-You have a point.
[19:49] ---
    This is...!
    What is it?!
[19:51] ---
    She knows this much about the DWMA?!
[19:56] ---
    Could that be what Medusa is after?!
[19:59] ---
    And that's why she's
    researching black blood?!
[20:01] ---
    Not good! If this is put into action
    during tomorrow's eve festivities...!
[20:05] ---
    We need to tell the doc
    and Lord Death at once!
[20:08] ---
    Sid!
[20:11] ---
    What are these?!
[20:15] ---
    Shit!
[20:24] ---
    So, how do my Tadpole Bombs taste?
[20:27] ---
    Ribbit. Destruction is nice.
    I'm so glad I was born a witch.
[20:33] ---
    Now to hurry and deliver this to Medusa.
[20:41] ---
    Heya! Long time, no see!
    Good to see ya back!
[20:48] ---
    So, you ran into the Demon Sword?
[20:51] ---
    I have something to ask you, Father.
[20:55] ---
    Whatever's the matter, Kid?
[20:58] ---
    I'm a shinigami, but I'm still a child.
[21:02] ---
    There is a lot I don't know.
[21:06] ---
    "The Kishin that is right next to us..."
[21:09] ---
    What does that mean?
[21:12] ---
    Both people and gods possess weakness.
[21:15] ---
    To bury that weakness,
    they try to seek strength.
[21:20] ---
    Fear and desire are two
    sides of the same coin.
[21:23] ---
    No.
[21:26] ---
    That's not what I'm asking.
[21:30] ---
    The Kishin that is right next to us...
[21:34] ---
    Does that have some connection
    to why you can't leave the DWMA?
[21:42] ---
    I want to know, precisely and exactly!
[21:56] ---
    It's beginning. If we knock
[22:01] ---
    on the doors that connect you and me,
[22:05] ---
    what kind of future will be waiting for us?
[22:13] ---
    What grown-ups seek
[22:18] ---
    is a perfect style,
[22:21] ---
    where everything comes together someday,
[22:25] ---
    as though it were a bunch of gears
[22:31] ---
    God, if you're there, listen to me
[22:35] ---
    You have to watch these days pass by,
[22:39] ---
    with moments like these that will never,
[22:45] ---
    ever repeat themselves
[22:48] ---
    Which is why there are so many boys & girls
[22:52] ---
    who want to be children
[22:54] ---
    just a little while longer
[22:58] ---
    out there in the world,
    hiding out of sight and dreaming
[23:05] ---
    in this story
[23:18] ---
    Okay, this is the preview!
    Excalibur returns next week!
[23:22] ---
    Excalibur!
[23:23] ---
    Hey, Patty. Doesn't Excalibur
    look like something to you?
[23:27] ---
    Excalibur!
[23:28] ---
    Like a rhino or a hippo?
    Or maybe a meerkat?
[23:30] ---
    Excalibur!
[23:31] ---
    Oh, I know! A Tasmanian Devil!
[23:33] ---
    They look nothing alike.
[23:35] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 17:
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    "Legend of the Holy Sword 2...
    Wanna Go Drinking, Gambling, and Playing?"
[23:40] ---
    Okay! All together, now!
[23:42] ---
    You're obnoxious!

E17 - Legend of the Holy Sword 2 – Wanna Go Drinking, Gambling, and Playing?

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    A sound "soul"
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    dwells within a sound mind
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    and a sound body.
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    Fools!
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    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
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    mune wo sasu nara
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    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:43] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:58] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
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    unmei ni made karande'ku
[02:03] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[02:06] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[02:09] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[02:14] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[02:21] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:24] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:26] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:30] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:33] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
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    Hikitsukerarete
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    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
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    tashika ni nareru
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    In a quiet shrine in a northern land,
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    there exists a legendary Holy Sword.
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    For time eternal, this Holy
    Sword has slept there silently.
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    Those who pull the sword from
    the earth attain the title of warrior
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    and conquer the world whole.
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    One blow from it will silence
    all who stand in opposition,
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    and one swing of it
    can cut through space itself.
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    With their wings of light and
    soaring visages, they are true warriors!
[03:36] ---
    Forget not that it was all
    brought about by the Holy Sword.
[03:41] ---
    Forever shall we pass down the
    stories of the Holy Sword's deeds.
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    For eternity shall we pass
    down the name of the Holy Sword.
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    The Holy Sword named... Excalibur!
[04:00] ---
    And now,
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    a youth attempting to
    create new history has appeared.
[04:09] ---
    His name...
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    Ox Ford!
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    "Legend of the Holy Sword 2...
    Wanna Go Drinking, Gambling, and Playing?"
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    Oh! So this is the Holy Sword!
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    This is...
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    disappointing.
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    Lad! What name do you go by?
[05:05] ---
    Me? My name is...
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    Fool!
[05:09] ---
    No, I'm not a fool.
[05:12] ---
    I'm actually at the top of my class at...
[05:14] ---
    Fool!
[05:16] ---
    I'm telling you, I'm not...
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    My legend begins in the 12th century.
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    Uh huh...
[05:21] ---
    My legend begins in the 12th century.
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    Do you want to hear the heroic tale?
[05:28] ---
    Yes, of course! That's why I...!
[05:31] ---
    Fool!
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    Incidentally, if you wish
    to associate with me,
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    there are 1000 provisions
    I would like you to observe.
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    You must first hear what
    these provisions are!
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    I'm sorry. How exactly am I being a fool?
[05:43] ---
    Fool! There is no need
    for you to know that!
[05:46] ---
    Oh... I did something foolish again?
[05:48] ---
    My mornings begin with a
    cup of coffee. Do you know why?
[05:53] ---
    Why?
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    Fool!
[05:55] ---
    Listen! My mornings begin
    with a cup of coffee!
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    Nothing beats roasted tea in the morning.
[06:15] ---
    Thus, my mornings begin
    with a cup of coffee!
[06:20] ---
    But you weren't drinking coffee...
[06:21] ---
    ♪ 1 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
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    My mornings begin with a
    cup of coffee. Do not forget that!
[06:28] ---
    But like I just said,
    that wasn't coffee you were...
[06:31] ---
    I know, let me show you something.
[06:34] ---
    Is this... your family?
[06:39] ---
    This woman next to you...
    Don't tell me she's...?!
[06:42] ---
    Yes. They're obviously my family.
[06:46] ---
    A wonderful family it was.
[06:48] ---
    Was?
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    It happened when I was still in my youth.
[07:03] ---
    The cities grew wild, and the
    people lost hope and idly wasted time.
[07:30] ---
    And I was no exception.
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    Someday I'll have enough
    money saved up to leave this city.
[07:48] ---
    Thus, I began to watch
    the 7 o'clock news religiously!
[07:53] ---
    I see. So that pretty girl was...
[07:56] ---
    Fool! That has nothing to do with it!
[07:59] ---
    It has nothing to do with it?
[08:00] ---
    Honestly! You don't seem to get it at all!
[08:02] ---
    By which you mean...?
[08:04] ---
    ♪ 58 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
[08:07] ---
    Do not talk to me while
    I am humming to myself.
[08:10] ---
    This is a very important provision.
    Understand?
[08:12] ---
    Umm, I can't help but feel your
    flashbacks and demands don't match...
[08:17] ---
    Fool!
[08:18] ---
    Humming and news programs
    share a tightly-knit connection!
[08:22] ---
    But your memories from
    when you were a street punk...
[08:25] ---
    In short, it's a glass
    ensemble that cannot be planned
[08:27] ---
    using things like common
    sense or probabilities!
[08:29] ---
    Perhaps it should be called fate!
[08:31] ---
    Nay, this may have been
    an inevitable result
[08:34] ---
    produced by chemical changes,
    refinement, and thermoforming!
[08:38] ---
    Am I being ignored?
[08:39] ---
    Thus, I found myself
    carrying the fate of the troupe
[08:42] ---
    as I presented my dance before
    a capacity crowd at an opera house!
[08:46] ---
    What, now?
[10:23] ---
    Whew! I'm stuffed!
[10:26] ---
    This is kind of nice, actually!
[10:29] ---
    Everyone getting together
    for no particular reason...
[10:33] ---
    It feels kind of peaceful!
[10:35] ---
    I can't stand out if it's always peaceful!
[10:38] ---
    If I'm gonna stand out,
    then it's up to me to...!
[10:41] ---
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[10:43] ---
    Yes?
[10:44] ---
    Have you already finished your
    report we got assigned last week?
[10:47] ---
    You still haven't finished it, Liz?
    Isn't it due tomorrow?
[10:52] ---
    Yeah. But it's that kind of report, so...
[10:57] ---
    That report, huh?
[10:59] ---
    Do you think you could help me out?
[11:02] ---
    Fool!
[11:04] ---
    But I didn't say anything...
[11:18] ---
    Uhh, Mr. Excalibur?
[11:24] ---
    Mr. Excalibur?
[11:27] ---
    Hello?
[11:29] ---
    Fool!
[11:30] ---
    One needs time to think!
[11:32] ---
    Rushing forward without
    considering things beforehand
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    is the pinnacle of foolishness!
[11:36] ---
    Yes! My well-honed grey
    matter required time to think
[11:41] ---
    during that case, too!
[11:46] ---
    It took place during the time in
    which I still called Baker Street home.
[11:51] ---
    Holmes. Have you figured anything out?
[11:54] ---
    Of course I have, Watson.
[11:56] ---
    It appears that the perpetrator's depravity
[11:59] ---
    prevented us from seeing
    through the elementary trick used here.
[12:02] ---
    Elementary?! But this room was locked!
[12:06] ---
    Fool!
[12:08] ---
    Precisely, Excalibur. That
    line suits this situation perfectly.
[12:12] ---
    Huh?!
[12:13] ---
    Now, tell us, Excalibur.
[12:16] ---
    Use your logic to solve this locked
    room trick and point out the killer.
[12:23] ---
    It's quite basic, really. You could
    even call it the simplest of tricks.
[12:26] ---
    No, it might not be basic from
    the viewpoint of an ordinary person.
[12:30] ---
    Some may even feel it's a
    complicated, perplexing problem.
[12:35] ---
    However, that is only because
    things appear difficult on the outside,
[12:38] ---
    while, in truth, it's
    actually quite simple.
[12:40] ---
    No, that might not be the case,
    depending on the person,
[12:43] ---
    for the difference between simple
    and complicated is a very delicate...
[12:48] ---
    Okay, we understand, Excalibur.
    If you could just solve the case...
[12:51] ---
    Fool! I know that full well!
[12:54] ---
    Yes, yes! Precisely!
[12:56] ---
    Okay, okay. Could you
    just explain the trick now?
[12:59] ---
    The trick is so elementary that
    there's no need for an explanation!
[13:02] ---
    Huh?!
[13:04] ---
    And the killer is... is...
[13:11] ---
    You.
[13:11] ---
    Huh?!
[13:14] ---
    Huh?!
[13:17] ---
    Thus, the case was solved!
[13:20] ---
    Are you sure Watson was really the killer?
[13:23] ---
    In short, this fact leads to
[13:25] ---
    ♪ 278 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
[13:28] ---
    You must never use carrots in my meals.
[13:32] ---
    Oh, I don't like carrots eith...
[13:34] ---
    Silence!
[13:36] ---
    That is ♪349 of the 1000
    provisions I want you to observe:
[13:38] ---
    "Wasting food is bad."
[13:40] ---
    Meisters must eat everything,
    regardless of personal likes and dislikes!
[13:43] ---
    You must never speak with
    such selfishness again. Understood?
[13:46] ---
    But doesn't that mean...
[13:48] ---
    Do you know what kind of tragedy
[13:49] ---
    such indiscretion could
    bring you in the future?!
[13:52] ---
    Perhaps this anecdote
    will help you to understand!
[13:55] ---
    Yes, it happened just
    after my legend began,
[13:59] ---
    when I accompanied Meister
    King Arthur on an expedition to Rome!
[14:05] ---
    Facing an army of this number
    will indeed be arduous, Excalibur.
[14:09] ---
    That isn't like you,
    Arthur. You mustn't lose heart.
[14:14] ---
    Excalibur...
[14:16] ---
    The Knights of the Round Table
    never give up. No matter what.
[14:22] ---
    You swore an oath.
[14:23] ---
    Yes, you're right. I had
    forgotten. We have comrades.
[14:28] ---
    And for those comrades' sake...
[14:30] ---
    Yes! Let's go, Excalibur!
    Lend me your strength!
[14:35] ---
    But of course!
[14:51] ---
    Thus, my journey with Arthur continued.
[14:55] ---
    Umm, your personality has changed...
[14:57] ---
    In short, that is what led to
[14:59] ---
    ♪ 679 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
[15:02] ---
    always place a dehumidifier in your room!
[15:05] ---
    Umm, by the way, when did
    your current personality begin?
[15:10] ---
    From these things,
    it should be clear to you by now
[15:13] ---
    that I was once a hard-boiled kind of guy!
[15:16] ---
    "Please take good care of things."
[15:16] ---
    No, forget I asked...
[15:20] ---
    Everyone! Drinks are on
    me today! Drink all you want!
[15:25] ---
    Excalibur!
[15:33] ---
    Hey, Excalibur...
[15:36] ---
    You're an incredible man...
[15:47] ---
    "Smoking in bed is bad."
[15:47] ---
    I was all dried up.
[15:50] ---
    Yes. Nothing satisfied me anymore.
[15:58] ---
    An unspeakable frustration and
    an unfillable sense
[16:02] ---
    of emptiness grew inside my heart.
[16:09] ---
    It felt like the gaping hole in my
    heart was growing larger by the day.
[16:25] ---
    At least, until that day came.
[16:35] ---
    Excalibur. I'm so happy.
[16:40] ---
    Excalibur! Hurry over here!
[16:45] ---
    Listen, Excalibur...
[16:49] ---
    I love you!
[17:01] ---
    If only every day could be like this...
[17:04] ---
    Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
[17:08] ---
    You don't understand...
[17:11] ---
    The day will come when your
    kindness will weigh me down...
[17:17] ---
    Hey, now. What's the matter, Cathy?
[17:20] ---
    Excalibur. Remember this, above all else:
[17:24] ---
    I will always love you.
[17:28] ---
    No matter what happens.
[17:30] ---
    I know that...
[17:35] ---
    However, just as she said, their
    happy lives together did not last long.
[17:43] ---
    Thus!
[17:44] ---
    It ends there?!
[17:45] ---
    An end was brought to the
    fighting between the rival gangs!
[17:49] ---
    I wanna know what happened afterward!
[17:51] ---
    In short, this is deeply connected to
[17:53] ---
    ♪ 778 of the 1000 provisions
    I want you to observe:
[17:55] ---
    never mail out packages cash-on-delivery!
[18:01] ---
    I wonder what happened afterward...
[18:04] ---
    What did you just say, lad?
[18:06] ---
    I-I said I want to know
    what happened afterward...
[18:10] ---
    Hmm. Afterward, huh?
[18:11] ---
    Then I shall sing you a song as
    a gesture of respect for your words.
[18:17] ---
    Uhh, why would that make you sing?
[18:20] ---
    Fool!
[18:20] ---
    As someone who's unaware of the vital role
[18:23] ---
    that singing has played in
    the cultural history of mankind,
[18:26] ---
    you are in no position to deny it!
[18:28] ---
    What's more, the fact that you
    have no right to deny my singing
[18:32] ---
    is an important factor
    that must not be forgotten!
[18:36] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[18:38] ---
    Then I shall begin! Here we go!
[18:40] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[18:46] ---
    ♪ From the United Kingdom!
    I'm looking for heaven! ♪
[18:50] ---
    ♪ I'm going to California! ♪
[18:54] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[19:02] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[19:07] ---
    ♪ From the United Kingdom!
    I'm looking for heaven! ♪
[19:11] ---
    ♪ I'm going to California! ♪
[19:14] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[19:20] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! ♪
[19:24] ---
    --Umm...
[19:25] ---
    --♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[19:27] ---
    --How long is this going to last?
[19:33] ---
    Yes, that about covers the
    1000 provisions I want you to observe!
[19:39] ---
    Thank god...
[19:40] ---
    Now, I would like you to
    participate with me in provision ♪452,
[19:44] ---
    the most important one of all:
    the five-hour recitation party.
[19:49] ---
    Then let's do it!
[19:53] ---
    It shall be yours!
[19:58] ---
    Victory and glory!
[20:01] ---
    Victory and glory?
[20:04] ---
    And you shall rule the
    world, reigning as a warrior!
[20:11] ---
    Now, let us go together!
    Victory and honor will be yours!
[20:19] ---
    Lad! What is the meaning of this?
[20:22] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry. I already have
    a partner, so I'll be going now.
[20:28] ---
    Then why did you come here?!
[20:29] ---
    Oh, I was actually trying to
    write a report about you for school.
[20:35] ---
    But you're obnoxious, so never mind!
[20:50] ---
    My report never got finished...
[20:54] ---
    Black☆Star. Did you do your report?
[20:57] ---
    Yeah, I did it.
[20:59] ---
    "My Report about Excalibur"
[20:59] ---
    What?! That's pretty thin for a report!
[21:02] ---
    Of course it is. There's only
    one word to describe that thing.
[21:05] ---
    So, what did you write?
[21:10] ---
    Fool!
[21:23] ---
    Hajimaru yo Kimi to boku wo
[21:27] ---
    tsunagu tobira nokku sureba
[21:31] ---
    donna mirai ga bokura wo matte iru no?
[21:40] ---
    Otona ga sou motomeru no wa
[21:44] ---
    kanpeki na sutairu
[21:47] ---
    itsuka haguruma no you ni
[21:51] ---
    subete ga kasanaru you ni
[21:57] ---
    Kamisama iru nara kiite yo
[22:01] ---
    Itsuitsu made mo kono shunkan
[22:05] ---
    ripiito dekinai mainichi wo
[22:11] ---
    miokuranakucha
[22:14] ---
    Dakara ato mou sukoshi dake tte
[22:18] ---
    kodomo de itai
[22:20] ---
    boys & girls ga nannin mo
[22:24] ---
    kono yo ni kakurehisonde
    wa yume wo mite iru
[22:31] ---
    tte iu sutorii
[22:43] ---
    Attention, meisters around
    the country! I bring delightful news!
[22:46] ---
    You want to be a warrior, don't you?!
[22:49] ---
    Then why not try mastering
    full control of me!
[22:51] ---
    Presently, only one person
    will be given that privilege!
[22:55] ---
    Observe this beautiful form!
    This unbelievable sharpness!
[22:59] ---
    Act now, and you'll get four free hours
[23:01] ---
    to try out my five-hour recitation party!
[23:04] ---
    Don't let this chance pass you by!
[23:05] ---
    A drawing will be held, and I will
    team up with the winning meister!
[23:10] ---
    Send all entries to the address below!
[23:13] ---
    May victory and glory be yours!
[23:15] ---
    You're obnoxious!
[23:18] ---
    Whew, am I ever glad
    I didn't get involved with that.
[23:22] ---
    You're obnoxious!
[23:23] ---
    Hey, Ox. I've been
    meaning to ask for a while...
[23:25] ---
    Oh? Are you referring to my hair?
[23:28] ---
    No, not that...
[23:29] ---
    These custom-made glasses, then?
[23:31] ---
    No, nothing like that.
[23:32] ---
    What, then?!
[23:33] ---
    Do you wear briefs or boxers?
[23:35] ---
    You're obnoxious!
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 18:
[23:39] ---
    "The Eve Party Nightmare...
    And So the Curtain Rises?"
[23:42] ---
    I wear briefs, by the way.
[23:44] ---
    Eh?

E18 - The Eve Party Nightmare – And so the Curtain Rises?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:50] ---
    I brought it.
[00:51] ---
    You'll remove one of the
    snakes inside me now, right?
[00:57] ---
    Yes...
[00:58] ---
    Thank you, Eruka.
[01:07] ---
    At long last!
[01:10] ---
    Free. How is your Magic Eye?
[01:14] ---
    Perfect. I should be able to
    control an Independent Cube now.
[01:21] ---
    The Old Witch is an expert
    in spatial magic...
[01:24] ---
    That Magic Eye of
    yours will be needed tonight.
[01:28] ---
    Eruka and I will lend you
    support with computation spells.
[01:31] ---
    We're counting on you.
[01:33] ---
    Yeah, leave it to me.
[01:36] ---
    Now, then. The time has come.
[01:40] ---
    I've been waiting for this day!
[02:04] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:07] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:10] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:13] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:28] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[02:30] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[02:33] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[02:36] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:39] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:44] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:51] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:54] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:56] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:59] ---
    stronger than words?
[03:03] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[03:05] ---
    We are drawn together
[03:08] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[03:11] ---
    the clearer things become
[03:24] ---
    It's going to start
    without us if we don't hurry!
[03:28] ---
    You're the one who took
    forever to get ready.
[03:32] ---
    Soul! I'm gonna eat a ton of food!
[03:36] ---
    H-He's like a slob...
[03:38] ---
    Over here!
[03:43] ---
    What's this, now? You're all dressed up!
[03:47] ---
    What's wrong, Kid? You don't seem excited.
[03:50] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[03:52] ---
    I'm starving...
[03:56] ---
    W-What a slob...
[03:59] ---
    Anyway, everyone! Thank you for coming!
[04:02] ---
    Tonight, let us celebrate DWMA’s founding!
[04:10] ---
    "The Eve Party Nightmare...
    And So the Curtain Rises?"
[04:20] ---
    Please, come inside. My father
    will give his greetings shortly.
[04:27] ---
    I'm starving!
[04:33] ---
    Is what Father said really true?
[04:38] ---
    Does something like that exist at DWMA?
[04:42] ---
    Yo! Hey! Hiya! How's it
    goin'?! Thanks for comin'!
[04:48] ---
    It’s Lord Death!
    Wow! Lord Death!
[04:57] ---
    Okay, well, that concludes my greeting.
[05:03] ---
    It really was just a greeting...
[05:05] ---
    Father is too carefree...
[05:10] ---
    Please allow me to speak as well!
[05:13] ---
    Thank you for taking time
    out of your busy schedules
[05:16] ---
    to attend this gala in
    celebration of DWMA’s founding.
[05:21] ---
    With your permission, I,
    Death the Kid, son of Death...
[05:25] ---
    --would like to say a little something.
[05:25] ---
    --He's a pro at this...
[05:27] ---
    DWMA helps maintain world peace now, but...
[05:30] ---
    It’s me! It’s Me! The one
    and only Black☆Star!
[05:36] ---
    But this is all thanks to...
[05:38] ---
    Know this! The only one allowed
    to capitalize the "m" in "me" is Me!
[05:42] ---
    Uhh... How shall I put this...
[05:47] ---
    Disgusted Dash!
[05:48] ---
    What's the big idea! How dare
    you interrupt my great speech!
[05:52] ---
    You're the one who
    interrupted, you buffoon! Fool!
[05:55] ---
    I wanted my address to
    be precise and exact!
[05:57] ---
    "Disappointment"
[05:58] ---
    It's hopeless... I want to die...
[06:01] ---
    Geez! Whose party
    does he think this is, anyway?!
[06:04] ---
    I know it's not yours, at least.
[06:07] ---
    Well, this is a stand-up dinner
    party and there's even a band,
[06:10] ---
    so dance and party and
    stuff however you like!
[06:15] ---
    Okay!
[06:26] ---
    How disgraceful...
[06:28] ---
    Raise your legs 60º upward!
    Match them perfectly!
[06:32] ---
    Okay...
[06:33] ---
    This is so embarrassing...
[06:42] ---
    I'm just no good at these sorts of things.
[06:45] ---
    Soul.
[06:48] ---
    Oh, Maka.
[06:50] ---
    You're not going to eat this fancy food?
[06:54] ---
    Standing in line to get food is a pain,
[06:57] ---
    and eating while standing is awkward.
[06:59] ---
    You're missing out.
[07:04] ---
    It's really good.
[07:06] ---
    Then give me that plate.
[07:07] ---
    You wish.
[07:08] ---
    Cheapskate.
[07:13] ---
    Does Soul still have
    dreams about a strange demon?
[07:17] ---
    He seemed to be bothered by them.
[07:21] ---
    Say, Soul.
[07:23] ---
    Is there anything bothering you?
[07:26] ---
    Huh? What brought that on?
[07:29] ---
    He came to talk to me
    all the time about it.
[07:35] ---
    You can talk to me about it, if you'd like!
[07:38] ---
    Nothing's bothering me, though.
[07:42] ---
    W-What?
[07:44] ---
    It'd probably be obnoxious
    of me to pry too much...
[07:48] ---
    Say, am I that unreliable of a partner?
[07:55] ---
    Now you ask that?
[07:56] ---
    --Ouch! Ouch!
[07:56] ---
    --Whatever! Like you're anyone to talk!
[08:05] ---
    All right! Wanna dance?!
[08:07] ---
    Huh? Forget it. It's annoying.
[08:10] ---
    Oh, come on. You know
    you're good it. You can lead.
[08:15] ---
    Dancing is good for matching
    soul wavelengths, after all!
[08:19] ---
    Hold it right there!
[08:22] ---
    Come dance with your dad!
[08:25] ---
    Not gonna happen.
[08:28] ---
    Talk about perfect timing.
[08:29] ---
    Huh?
[08:30] ---
    All parents and children need
    personal contact! Dance with him!
[08:34] ---
    W-Wait!
[08:35] ---
    Soul is exactly right!
[08:37] ---
    Now come, Maka!
[08:39] ---
    Soul! Guard my food, will you?!
[08:42] ---
    Guard it? Geez, she's greedy...
[08:48] ---
    Huh?
[08:49] ---
    Maka hates raw fish. Why
    would she go and get raw salmon?
[08:54] ---
    What a weirdo.
[08:57] ---
    Oh... I get it.
[09:01] ---
    That's dumb. I don't need any of her help.
[09:06] ---
    Well, thanks for the food.
[09:21] ---
    Medusa. We've entered Death City.
[09:25] ---
    Now what?
[09:26] ---
    Wait at the designated point
    for the signal from me and Free.
[09:31] ---
    Also, have we obtained their assistance?
[09:34] ---
    It's all set.
[09:35] ---
    Crona, or should I say Ragnarok,
    will be leading them here shortly.
[09:40] ---
    I see. Good work.
[09:42] ---
    Hi, Dr. Medusa! Are you having fun?
[09:46] ---
    D-Dr. Stein!
[09:49] ---
    Oh, don't scare me like that!
[09:52] ---
    Him again?
[09:58] ---
    Cheersy, cheersy, weersy!
[10:02] ---
    D-Dr. Stein?
[10:04] ---
    Oh, sorry, I'm drunk!
    I must've had too much champagne!
[10:11] ---
    Is he being serious? I can't read him...
[10:13] ---
    What do you say?! Let's dance!
[10:15] ---
    Huh?!
[10:16] ---
    Oh, come on! We are all
    dressed up and everything!
[10:20] ---
    Huh?!
[10:21] ---
    This can't be happening!
[10:28] ---
    Do you remember, Maka?
[10:32] ---
    You danced standing on my feet
    during your kindergarten graduation...
[10:38] ---
    And then I danced with your mom
    afterwards. That was so much fun...
[10:42] ---
    That wasn't Mom you danced with then.
[10:45] ---
    It was Sara's mom.
[10:49] ---
    C-Crap! Was it really?! Leave it
    to Maka to remember that far back!
[10:55] ---
    Well, anyway, I'm dancing
    with you again now,
[10:59] ---
    so this'll be a great memory.
[11:01] ---
    From now on, I'm going
    to be a great dad to you!
[11:04] ---
    Not gonna happen.
[11:12] ---
    What am I doing? I can't let
    Eruka and the others see me like this...
[11:18] ---
    Dr. Medusa?
[11:22] ---
    Sid-sensei has been gone a long time.
    Do you know anything about that?
[11:26] ---
    Huh? Is he all right?
[11:29] ---
    I don't know anything at all...
[11:32] ---
    Really? He went to a laboratory somewhere.
[11:36] ---
    Let me think... Whose lab was it again?
[11:40] ---
    Oh, that's right. Yours.
[11:43] ---
    I have no idea what you're talking about...
[11:46] ---
    Why exactly would a witch
    like you risk coming to DWMA?
[11:51] ---
    You must be quite drunk indeed.
    Shall I bring you some water?
[11:56] ---
    Actually, I was never drunk at all.
[12:01] ---
    I take it you’re interested in the Kishin?
[12:05] ---
    I can’t imagine you snuck into DWMA
[12:07] ---
    to observe meisters and weapons.
[12:11] ---
    You know about it, don't you, Witch Medusa?
[12:16] ---
    About the Kishin sleeping beneath DWMA…
[12:22] ---
    Juvenile boy. If Death wasn’t
    here, you would be dead now.
[12:28] ---
    Let's cut to the chase.
[12:30] ---
    There's no need to hold back.
    What do you say you drop the charade?
[12:35] ---
    That's right. My goal is
    to revive the Kishin.
[12:40] ---
    And that's what the
    black blood is for? But, why?
[12:45] ---
    The Kishin's power
    surpasses human understanding.
[12:48] ---
    It's evolution itself.
[12:50] ---
    Death and the DWMA have
    monitored and protected the world
[12:54] ---
    by acting as a check against power.
[12:58] ---
    Maintaining the status quo…
    That one phrase sums up the DWMA.
[13:03] ---
    But even now, time marches forward.
[13:08] ---
    It's only natural for things to
    progress with it, wouldn't you say?
[13:13] ---
    That's how nature works.
[13:15] ---
    Dr. Stein. Nothing ever changes now.
[13:20] ---
    Do you really wish for
    a repetitive world like this?
[13:25] ---
    If you're a researcher like me,
    then you surely understand.
[13:30] ---
    What do you say? Won't you join me?
[14:07] ---
    Stein!
[14:08] ---
    Hurry! Everyone get out immediately!
[14:12] ---
    Sid-sensei?!
[14:16] ---
    Are you all right?!
[14:18] ---
    Yeah, somehow or other.
    I ran into an enemy surprise attack.
[14:23] ---
    I dove underground right before
    the blast, but I just barely survived.
[14:27] ---
    Shit!
[14:33] ---
    Anyway, you need to get out of here!
[14:36] ---
    It's a trap! They've been
    waiting for this day to come!
[14:39] ---
    The day Lord Death leaves his
    mirror and the DWMA students gather!
[14:44] ---
    Where's Medusa?!
[14:47] ---
    Free! The barrier!
[14:49] ---
    Close them all inside!
[14:52] ---
    You got it.
[14:54] ---
    Soul Protect, release!
[14:59] ---
    What am I sensing?!
[15:01] ---
    Wolf wolves... Wolf wolves!
[15:05] ---
    There can be no interference whatsoever.
[15:08] ---
    Once inside this magic box,
    no one can ever get out.
[15:12] ---
    Eruka! Let's set the box's position!
[15:16] ---
    Ribbit ribbit.
[15:18] ---
    Computation spell: Magic Calculation!
[15:26] ---
    W-What is this?!
[15:30] ---
    It's begun...
[15:31] ---
    Naigus, are you up for a soul resonation?!
[15:35] ---
    Yeah.
[15:37] ---
    We need to get you guys out!
[15:40] ---
    Appearance position confirmed.
[15:43] ---
    Spatial magic: Independent Cube!
[15:47] ---
    What is this?!
[15:48] ---
    The room...!
[16:01] ---
    Key, materialize!
[16:07] ---
    Make it in time!
[16:09] ---
    Set!
[16:12] ---
    What's going on?!
[16:13] ---
    What in the world is happening?
[16:16] ---
    Space is being warped...
[16:18] ---
    Oh no! We're being locked in!
[16:21] ---
    Here goes! Forced Burial!
[16:27] ---
    Coffins from out of the floor?!
[16:32] ---
    Lock!
[16:39] ---
    Sid!
[16:41] ---
    We’re counting on you… Protect DWMA…
[17:01] ---
    It has a one hour limit.
    It won't hold any longer than that.
[17:04] ---
    All right. Let’s go before
    Death shows up…
[17:08] ---
    We have no time to waste. Where's Crona?
[17:15] ---
    I brought them...
[17:18] ---
    The Mizune family.
[17:26] ---
    Mizunes!
[17:31] ---
    It breaks my heart...
[17:33] ---
    I got them to help by lying and saying
    that DWMA killed the oldest Mizune sister.
[17:38] ---
    I'm so sorry, Mizunes...
[18:10] ---
    That's it, Mizunes.
[18:13] ---
    I leave the rest to you.
    Bring Death City crashing down.
[18:18] ---
    Eruka! The attaché case?
[18:20] ---
    Leave it to me!
[18:22] ---
    Now let's go underground!
[18:25] ---
    We’re going to revive the Kishin!
[18:33] ---
    Oww...
[18:35] ---
    All the meisters landed on
    their feet?! You really are different...
[18:40] ---
    I sense one, two... eight witch souls?!
[18:46] ---
    And the Demon Sword, too?!
[18:50] ---
    What's happening to Death City?
[18:52] ---
    This is an emergency situation.
    Please listen to what I say calmly.
[18:56] ---
    Below DWMA sleeps the very
    first Kishin, the source of madness.
[19:02] ---
    And now Medusa, a witch
    who snuck in as school nurse,
[19:06] ---
    is attempting to revive it.
[19:09] ---
    This must be stopped at all costs.
[19:12] ---
    You can't be serious...
    Dr. Medusa was actually a witch?!
[19:16] ---
    There’s something like
    that sleeping under DWMA?!
[19:20] ---
    It's apparently true.
[19:22] ---
    My father told me about it, too.
[19:25] ---
    To keep the Kishin sealed away,
    my father couldn't leave this place.
[19:30] ---
    What?! Ol’ Death can’t leave?!
[19:33] ---
    I thought he was just a shut-in!
[19:36] ---
    In any case, we cannot let
    Sid's quick-thinking go to waste.
[19:40] ---
    I'll show you to the
    entrance that leads underground.
[19:43] ---
    Follow me, everyone.
[19:56] ---
    It won't even budge...
[19:57] ---
    Oh, what a pickle this is.
    What a predicament.
[20:03] ---
    Lord Death!
[20:06] ---
    You need to get out of here!
    Please escape through this!
[20:09] ---
    A mirror?
[20:11] ---
    Unfortunately, that's a no-can-do.
[20:15] ---
    This space is cut off
    from all other worlds...
[20:20] ---
    But a high-level spell like this
    will only last for an hour at best.
[20:25] ---
    Our hands are tied until then...
[20:28] ---
    O-Oh...
[20:29] ---
    So sorry...
[20:34] ---
    Damn!
[20:35] ---
    We got addicted to peace
    just because we're in Death City!
[20:39] ---
    Now, now. There's nothing
    wrong with being addicted to peace.
[20:42] ---
    In fact, let's get more and more addicted.
[20:45] ---
    After all, that would mean
    the world is all the more peaceful.
[20:48] ---
    Which is why we can't
    afford to ruin this peace.
[20:54] ---
    We'll just have to entrust
    the rest to them...
[21:01] ---
    This is the underground entrance.
[21:05] ---
    Our foe is powerful.
[21:07] ---
    If you're not fully prepared for
    what's ahead, you may lose your life.
[21:13] ---
    If you want to turn back now, then do so.
[21:23] ---
    Whether or not you're
    prepared to fight fear...
[21:25] ---
    Whether or not you'll come with me...
[21:28] ---
    Let your souls decide.
[21:41] ---
    We're coming!
[21:45] ---
    Okay, then!
[21:57] ---
    It's beginning. If we knock
[22:01] ---
    on the doors that connect you and me,
[22:05] ---
    what kind of future will be waiting for us?
[22:14] ---
    What grown-ups seek
[22:18] ---
    is a perfect style,
[22:21] ---
    where everything comes together someday,
[22:25] ---
    as though it were a bunch of gears
[22:31] ---
    God, if you're there, listen to me
[22:35] ---
    You have to watch these days pass by,
[22:39] ---
    with moments like these that will never,
[22:45] ---
    ever repeat themselves
[22:48] ---
    Which is why there are so many boys & girls
[22:52] ---
    who want to be children
[22:54] ---
    just a little while longer
[22:58] ---
    out there in the world,
    hiding out of sight and dreaming
[23:05] ---
    in this story
[23:18] ---
    I'm gonna fight! I'm gonna fight!
    I'm gonna fight! I'm gonna fight!
[23:20] ---
    Hold on, Soul. You're too
    worked-up. Calm down a bit.
[23:23] ---
    What're you talking about?!
    Why shouldn't I be raring to go?!
[23:26] ---
    You need to act cool at times like this.
[23:27] ---
    Here, write the kanji for
    "soul" on your palm and swallow it.
[23:30] ---
    That'll help you calm down.
[23:31] ---
    Oh, right, I gotta act cool!
[23:33] ---
    Soul... Soul... How do you
    write the kanji for that again?!
[23:37] ---
    Just write it in hiragana.
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 19:
[23:40] ---
    "The Underground Battle Commences...
    Break Through Medusa’s Vector Arrow?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!

E19 - The Underground Battle Commences – Break Through Medusa's Vector Arrow?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:30] ---
    Are you all right, Sid?
[00:33] ---
    Yes, I'm sorry.
[00:35] ---
    I should've tried to help you escape,
[00:39] ---
    but the distance was just too great...
[00:41] ---
    No, that's an excuse.
    Please forget what I said.
[00:44] ---
    No, no, that was the best course
    of action given the circumstances.
[00:49] ---
    Still, to think that Dr.
    Medusa was a witch...
[00:55] ---
    I guess she'd been using a
    Soul Protect the whole time...
[00:59] ---
    Lord Death...
[01:01] ---
    Aren't there any techniques that
    can be used against Soul Protects?
[01:05] ---
    Kilik...
[01:06] ---
    We're basically left helpless
    when someone uses a Soul Protect...
[01:11] ---
    The struggle with witches
    has gone on for centuries now.
[01:15] ---
    Each time the witches
    have come up with a new spell,
[01:19] ---
    meisters and weapons have
    learned new methods to counter them.
[01:25] ---
    So, in order to track down witches,
[01:27] ---
    meisters with the ability
    to detect souls were born.
[01:33] ---
    But now they can counter
    that with Soul Protects.
[01:36] ---
    So now we hafta figure out a new technique!
[01:40] ---
    The only way for that now is to Kishin-ize.
[01:42] ---
    Kishin-ize?
[01:45] ---
    I suppose there's no
    point in hiding it now.
[01:49] ---
    Plus, closing the lid on
    something that stinks
[01:52] ---
    keeps people from knowing what's inside...
[01:56] ---
    Sometimes you need to open the lid
[01:58] ---
    so your children can know what's in there.
[02:02] ---
    Okay, everyone! Your attention, please!
[02:09] ---
    There's a Kishin beneath DWMA!
[02:15] ---
    No, I think that's being too concise.
[02:34] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:37] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:40] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:43] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:58] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[03:00] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[03:03] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[03:06] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[03:09] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[03:14] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[03:21] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[03:24] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[03:26] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[03:30] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[03:33] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[03:35] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[03:38] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[03:41] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[03:49] ---
    It happened before DWMA was created.
[03:53] ---
    It is the story of a man.
    A man named Asura.
[04:00] ---
    Asura would wrap long
    scarves all around his face
[04:04] ---
    and wear five or six
    shirts on top of each other.
[04:07] ---
    He never trusted or confided in anyone.
[04:11] ---
    He was like a big ball of paranoia.
[04:17] ---
    "Old Lord Death"
[04:20] ---
    What happened with those
    dastardly eastern witches?
[04:23] ---
    By the time we arrived...
    Asura had slaughtered them all.
[04:28] ---
    Asura was a member of my personal squad.
[04:31] ---
    He was by far the best and strongest
    member of the Eight Guardians.
[04:36] ---
    "mutter mutter"
[04:36] ---
    However, he was also
    the most scared of them all.
[04:39] ---
    "mutter mutter"
[04:39] ---
    He was always terrified of something.
[04:42] ---
    Obsessed with power,
    he eventually broke the rules
[04:46] ---
    and began taking people's souls.
[04:57] ---
    And thus it was born...
[05:02] ---
    The Kishin, the source of madness...
[05:07] ---
    But I thought only
    weapons could consume souls.
[05:11] ---
    How did Asura eat them?
[05:14] ---
    He was also scared to
    death of his partner, you see.
[05:19] ---
    So he ate the weapon whole.
[05:23] ---
    Th-That's possible?
[05:26] ---
    Now that I think about it,
[05:28] ---
    "crackle crunch"
[05:28] ---
    it's possible he was never
    human to begin with.
[05:32] ---
    "crackle crunch"
[05:32] ---
    He could be the embodiment
    of something unseen
[05:35] ---
    that's hidden even deeper inside his heart.
[05:39] ---
    Fear, for example...
[05:44] ---
    "The Underground Battle Commences...
    Break Through Medusa's Vector Arrow?"
[05:51] ---
    Hey, Kid. How did Lord
    Death seal away this Asura guy?
[05:56] ---
    My father tore Asura's skin off
[05:59] ---
    and stuffed him inside
    a sealed bag made from it.
[06:02] ---
    Then he rooted his own soul and
    body here to keep the Kishin in check.
[06:08] ---
    And that's why ol' Death
    can't leave this place?
[06:11] ---
    If the seal were broken and
    the Kishin managed to escape,
[06:15] ---
    would Lord Death be free to
    go wherever he wants again?
[06:18] ---
    No. Lord Death has fixed
    his soul in this town.
[06:23] ---
    He's become one with
    Death City, you could even say.
[06:26] ---
    One with Death City...
[06:28] ---
    If he wanted to go anywhere, he'd
    have to attach legs to this place.
[06:29] ---
    "walk walk"
[06:32] ---
    But he can't possibly do that.
[06:35] ---
    Bzzzt!
[06:37] ---
    The effects of reviving a
    Kishin are beyond imagination.
[06:43] ---
    Its madness will spread like an illness...
[06:56] ---
    Soul. You can't control it.
[07:00] ---
    Hell is right here.
[07:03] ---
    People's minds are so flimsy.
[07:06] ---
    Hurry here. The madness awaits.
[07:10] ---
    There's no escape... You're like
    a needle in the grooves of a record.
[07:16] ---
    Screw that. Your powers of persuasion suck.
[07:20] ---
    Just look at that needle
    jumping all over the place.
[07:24] ---
    I'm waiting for you to make the decision.
[07:40] ---
    That DWMA party sure is lively...
[07:44] ---
    I wanted to go too, but they said
    only DWMA students are allowed.
[07:49] ---
    They're so mean!
[07:52] ---
    I don't have a part-time job, and
    I don't have money to go shopping...
[07:56] ---
    I guess there's no choice.
    I know my intentions'll be obvious,
[07:59] ---
    but I'll go visit the fish shop
    guy who gives me hand-outs.
[08:07] ---
    B-Blair...
[08:10] ---
    Fish shop guy!
[08:12] ---
    H-Here...
[08:15] ---
    This fish is for you!
[08:16] ---
    "lust"
[08:18] ---
    Ka-thunk!
[08:19] ---
    Fish shop guy!
[08:21] ---
    Who would do this?
[08:25] ---
    Huh?
[08:28] ---
    Them?
[08:33] ---
    Hold it... right there!
[08:39] ---
    It took me forever to find that
    source of food! How dare you!
[08:49] ---
    Cheeky little rats...
[08:53] ---
    We've run a pretty long way now.
[08:55] ---
    Hey, Maka. Do you sense
    the witches up ahead?
[08:59] ---
    I'm guessing their Soul
    Protects are on right now.
[09:02] ---
    Aww, that's lame.
[09:04] ---
    That's the only thing
    you're half-decent at, too!
[09:07] ---
    You really know how to annoy me!
[09:12] ---
    What?! What?!
[09:14] ---
    Doc!
[09:15] ---
    Yes...
[09:16] ---
    I sense a soul just
    beyond the shadows there!
[09:21] ---
    Someone's here.
[09:24] ---
    This soul... There's no
    question about it...
[09:28] ---
    This nasty, despicable feeling...!
[09:33] ---
    Dad!
[09:35] ---
    What do you mean, "nasty and despicable"?
[09:37] ---
    How did you manage to escape that spell?
[09:40] ---
    No one's faster than me when it
    comes to chasing a woman's behind.
[09:43] ---
    I should've guessed.
    But this is a real relief.
[09:47] ---
    I wasn't sure how much
    I could do without my weapon.
[09:52] ---
    Are they up ahead, Senpai?
[09:55] ---
    Yeah, they're lying in wait.
[09:59] ---
    Listen up. There's no telling
    what will happen from this point on.
[10:04] ---
    It's best for you weapons not
    to return to your human forms.
[10:08] ---
    You could lose your lives in one blow.
[10:11] ---
    Right!
[10:12] ---
    --'Kay!
[10:12] ---
    --Y-Yeah...
[10:14] ---
    Wait, they're lying in wait?
    Aren't they on their way to the Kishin?
[10:19] ---
    No, I doubt all of them are.
[10:25] ---
    Hey. You hear something?
[10:27] ---
    Huh? R-Really?
[10:36] ---
    I hear it!
[10:38] ---
    Sounds like footsteps.
[10:39] ---
    So, they're finally
    showing themselves, huh?
[10:42] ---
    Just who is it?
[10:44] ---
    Someone confident that they
    won't lose against multiple opponents.
[10:50] ---
    Someone who can attack
    multiple people simultaneously
[10:53] ---
    and prevent them from getting through...
[11:05] ---
    So, it is you...
[11:15] ---
    All right, here's my basic plan.
[11:18] ---
    "First Defensive Line"
[11:20] ---
    For the most part, we can
    anticipate how the enemy will act.
[11:23] ---
    Medusa will be their first roadblock.
[11:26] ---
    "Second Defensive Line"
[11:27] ---
    The Demon Sword will be the
    second barrier for those who get past.
[11:31] ---
    And the remaining two
    should be heading for the Kishin.
[11:36] ---
    The werewolf Maka ran into before
[11:39] ---
    is immortal and will be protecting
    the black blood at all costs.
[11:43] ---
    So, this is what we will do...
[11:46] ---
    First, I'll keep Medusa busy.
[11:49] ---
    You three will rush past
    her as quickly as possible.
[11:54] ---
    Kid, you're the most mobile of our group.
[11:57] ---
    You'll go after the two
    heading for the Kishin.
[12:00] ---
    Understood!
[12:02] ---
    Black☆Star.
[12:03] ---
    You'll keep the Demon Sword busy
    so Kid and Maka can get through.
[12:07] ---
    As you're able to perform
    soul wavelength blasts,
[12:09] ---
    you can give the Demon
    Sword a real walloping.
[12:11] ---
    Yeah!
[12:12] ---
    And, Maka...
[12:14] ---
    You'll get past Medusa and the
    Demon Sword and catch up with Kid,
[12:18] ---
    at which point you'll
    destroy the black blood.
[12:20] ---
    Right.
[12:21] ---
    Lastly, please promise me this:
    that you won't lose your lives.
[12:29] ---
    Is that understood?
[12:30] ---
    --Yes, sir!
[12:30] ---
    --Yeah!
[12:32] ---
    A strategy meeting right
    in front of your enemy?
[12:35] ---
    I know what you have up your sleeves.
[12:37] ---
    Oh? Well, you are the
    school nurse, after all.
[12:41] ---
    You're never at a loss for words.
[12:43] ---
    All right. Shall we begin?
[12:46] ---
    Nake snake cobra cobra ra,
    nake snake cobra cob bra...
[12:52] ---
    Listen. Don't worry about
    getting past her on your first try.
[12:55] ---
    An opening will present itself.
    Stay calm and collected.
[13:00] ---
    Here she comes!
[13:02] ---
    Vector Arrow!
[13:03] ---
    Times Three!
[13:07] ---
    A perfect spell for
    keeping multiple people at bay.
[13:10] ---
    It's much more powerful
    than last time, too!
[13:15] ---
    Liz! If you get scared, just go to sleep!
[13:17] ---
    O-Okay!
[13:18] ---
    I ain't gonna hold back!
[13:20] ---
    Tsubaki! Enchanted Sword Mode!
[13:22] ---
    Right!
[13:25] ---
    Prepare to be punished, impudent boy!
[13:28] ---
    Death Slide!
[13:32] ---
    Alright!
[13:33] ---
    We got through!
[13:35] ---
    Maka! Black☆Star! I’m going on ahead!
[13:38] ---
    Tsubaki!
[13:39] ---
    Right!
[13:45] ---
    Why, you...!
[13:46] ---
    Yahoo!
[13:48] ---
    They've both made it through!
[13:49] ---
    Enchanted Sword Mode off!
[13:52] ---
    Let's hurry ahead!
[13:54] ---
    Maka! Go after them!
[13:56] ---
    Right!
[13:57] ---
    All vectors to Maka!
[14:00] ---
    I've seen this spell's
    trajectory once before.
[14:02] ---
    And the trajectory I have
    to take is already set in stone.
[14:08] ---
    Right down the middle!
[14:10] ---
    The Vector Arrows will fly
    as if wrapping around Medusa.
[14:15] ---
    If there's any way through them,
    the center is the best route.
[14:18] ---
    But the center is where the
    arrows are the most intimidating.
[14:22] ---
    A moment's hesitation will prove lethal!
[14:24] ---
    If she doesn't reach her before
    the arrows gather in the center...
[14:27] ---
    she's dead!
[14:28] ---
    Focus on running!
[14:31] ---
    Speed up as fast as you can!
[14:37] ---
    Driving fear away by
    cutting out what you see, huh?
[14:43] ---
    The arrows sound near!
[14:47] ---
    Maka!
[14:52] ---
    Damn! The worst possible
    image comes to mind!
[14:56] ---
    The fear is making my legs feel heavier...
[14:59] ---
    No! That's what can make me really run!
[15:03] ---
    Speed up!
[15:05] ---
    I won't be beaten!
[15:12] ---
    Amusing! You're not going anywhere!
[15:15] ---
    Soul Force!
[15:22] ---
    You're dealing with me.
[15:30] ---
    Alright! Let's go after the other two!
[15:33] ---
    Yeah!
[15:36] ---
    I miscalculated. To think
    all three would get past me...
[15:40] ---
    But as long as I stop you,
    this plan will still succeed.
[15:44] ---
    Those three pose no problem at all.
[15:48] ---
    I wouldn't underestimate
    those children if I were you.
[15:51] ---
    Haven't you been paying
    attention during your time at DWMA?
[15:56] ---
    You must be a fool.
[15:58] ---
    Juvenile boy.
[16:00] ---
    Well, no matter. The Demon
    Sword is waiting for them next.
[16:10] ---
    Huh?
[16:11] ---
    Hey. Did something
    just zoom by here like crazy?
[16:15] ---
    Yeah...
[16:17] ---
    Medusa.
[16:18] ---
    Seeing you in your nurse's
    outfit never ceased to excite me.
[16:22] ---
    I thought I would be the only
    one to strip you of that outfit...
[16:27] ---
    I danced with her, you know.
[16:29] ---
    Yeah, I saw! Damn you
    for beating me to the punch!
[16:33] ---
    Must you always joke when
    you're around me? It's repulsive.
[16:37] ---
    Oh? It is?
[16:43] ---
    Yes. That's perfect. I'll let you
    dance with me again looking like that.
[16:49] ---
    I'm afraid not. Not with
    your feet like that, anyway.
[16:55] ---
    My feet! When did...?!
[16:57] ---
    Soul-thread Sutures.
[16:59] ---
    My soul wavelength that I blasted
    into your body just a minute ago
[17:04] ---
    still resides inside you,
    almost like an electric charge.
[17:10] ---
    I manipulated that wavelength
    like thread to sew your feet down.
[17:15] ---
    You're able to control it that precisely?
[17:18] ---
    A weapon doesn't just
    amplify a meister's wavelength.
[17:22] ---
    It's also possible to raise the
    accuracy of wavelength control.
[17:26] ---
    So it's a technique only powerful
    meisters and weapons can pull off...
[17:30] ---
    Medusa. I have only this to say to you.
[17:34] ---
    I'm the only Death Scythe in DWMA now.
[17:37] ---
    If I allow the Kishin to revive now,
    I won't be able to show my face
[17:40] ---
    around any of the other
    Death Scythes throughout the world.
[17:43] ---
    In other words?
[17:44] ---
    In other words...
[17:45] ---
    Your point is that we
    will prevail, right, Senpai?
[17:49] ---
    Wha... Stein! Don't say
    the big line before me!
[17:54] ---
    Medusa... You're through!
[17:59] ---
    Soul Force!
[18:03] ---
    Sutures!
[18:07] ---
    Now to finish you!
[18:08] ---
    This isn't the direction you're headed.
[18:11] ---
    Vector Plate!
[18:18] ---
    What happened?!
[18:19] ---
    Whatever is atop these plates
    gets blasted in the arrow's direction.
[18:27] ---
    The plates work on me too, of course.
[18:32] ---
    Vector Plate!
[18:37] ---
    I'm afraid of fighting you
    in close quarters, you see.
[18:42] ---
    Damn! Not again!
[18:43] ---
    Now come on back!
[18:46] ---
    Sutures!
[18:49] ---
    You sewed your own body
    to keep yourself in place?
[18:52] ---
    But... can you dodge this like that?
[18:55] ---
    Light Serpent!
[18:57] ---
    Removal!
[19:00] ---
    Good one! Timing things just
    right and using the plate to counter!
[19:04] ---
    Vector Storm!
[19:10] ---
    Stein!
[19:15] ---
    There are 1000 snakes inside my body.
[19:18] ---
    They won't let any nearby prey escape.
[19:21] ---
    Afraid of close quarters fighting,
    my ass! You're a close-range witch!
[19:26] ---
    That, and your sneaking in as
    school nurse... You're nothing but lies!
[19:30] ---
    Is that so?
[19:32] ---
    I wouldn't be so sure...
[19:35] ---
    "Won't you join me?"
[19:37] ---
    I really meant what I said at the party.
[19:42] ---
    I want you. And you're
    interested in the world that I desire.
[19:49] ---
    What do you say, Franken Stein?
[19:51] ---
    I'm asking you not as a DWMA
    instructor, but as a man of learning.
[19:57] ---
    Hey, what's the matter, Stein?!
[19:59] ---
    Vector Plate.
[20:04] ---
    Dr. Stein. The vectors
    around you all point to me.
[20:10] ---
    I always get what I want.
[20:15] ---
    There is no escape.
[20:17] ---
    Oh no. We let someone get
    through so easily...
[20:21] ---
    We're going to get in
    trouble again. I don't want that...
[20:25] ---
    You're the Demon Sword?
[20:27] ---
    You seem pretty weak to me.
    I won't get any attention fighting you.
[20:37] ---
    You look pretty messed up. You alright?
[20:45] ---
    But, who cares about you! The
    main issue here is how I handle things!
[20:51] ---
    Be careful, Black☆Star!
[20:53] ---
    Wait, Black☆Star!
[20:57] ---
    You made it here quick,
    for someone as dumb as you.
[21:00] ---
    The Demon Sword...
[21:02] ---
    Let me handle this.
[21:04] ---
    What?
[21:05] ---
    But, Maka.
[21:07] ---
    Dr. Stein’s plan was for Black☆Star
    to take care of the Demon Sword...
[21:11] ---
    Our attacks don't work on the Demon Sword!
[21:14] ---
    You idiot! Don't steal my spotlight!
[21:20] ---
    Come on, girlie. Keep
    acting cocky and I'll kill you!
[21:29] ---
    This is my chance at vengeance.
[21:33] ---
    Can't believe a good student
    like you is disobeying a teacher.
[21:38] ---
    What's the deal? A rebellious phase?
[21:40] ---
    Be quiet.
[21:42] ---
    Alright, then. This spotlight is all yours.
[21:56] ---
    Hajimaru yo Kimi to boku wo
[22:01] ---
    tsunagu tobira nokku sureba
[22:05] ---
    donna mirai ga bokura wo matte iru no?
[22:13] ---
    Otona ga sou motomeru no wa
[22:18] ---
    kanpeki na sutairu
[22:21] ---
    itsuka haguruma no you ni
[22:25] ---
    subete ga kasanaru you ni
[22:31] ---
    Kamisama iru nara kiite yo
[22:35] ---
    Itsuitsu made mo kono shunkan
[22:39] ---
    ripiito dekinai mainichi wo
[22:45] ---
    miokuranakucha
[22:48] ---
    Dakara ato mou sukoshi dake tte
[22:52] ---
    kodomo de itai
[22:54] ---
    boys & girls ga nannin mo
[22:58] ---
    kono yo ni kakurehisonde
    wa yume wo mite iru
[23:05] ---
    tte iu sutorii
[23:18] ---
    This is my chance at
    vengeance! Let's do it, Soul!
[23:21] ---
    Wait, hold on! I'm Kid, not Soul!
[23:24] ---
    Don't worry! We will make
    him pay for what he did, Soul!
[23:27] ---
    Listen, I'm not Soul!
[23:29] ---
    I'm going to get stronger!
[23:30] ---
    Listen, I'm not...!
[23:31] ---
    You all set, Soul?
[23:33] ---
    I'm not Soul!
[23:34] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 20:
[23:36] ---
    "The Black Blood Resonance Battle! A Small
    Soul's Grand Struggle Against Fear?"
[23:41] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:43] ---
    I'm telling you, I'm not Kid! Oh, wait!

E20 - The Black Blood Resonance Battle! – A Small Soul's Grand Struggle against Fear?

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    A sound "soul"
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    dwells within a sound mind
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    and a sound body.
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    He's all yours.
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    Be careful. Don't do anything reckless.
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    Yeah.
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    If you get in trouble, call for me!
    I'll come to help your sorry butt!
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    Okay, I get it. Just go already.
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    Let's do it, Maka!
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    Yeah!
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    Tsubaki! We're going after Kid's group!
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    Right!
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    I won't let you...
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    Speed☆Star!
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    Above?!
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    So long, Demon Sword!
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    That's fine. It's easier to
    interact with people from behind.
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    Die, okay?
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    No, you don't!
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    Y-You're in my way!
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    Keep him off guard!
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    His hardened blood
    protects against cutting attacks,
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    so it's best to focus on
    impact strikes instead!
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    Our goal is to stop him here!
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    A left rush after a Scythe Catch!
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    He's so hard! It's like I'm punching lead!
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    Crona! Forget the brat that ran off!
    Focus on the girl in front of you!
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    Have a nice flight, you dumbass!
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    This is insane... I'm
    suddenly all beat up...
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    I don't know how I'm supposed
    to interact with a wily girl like that.
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    Kill her.
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    Yeah.
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    For argument's sake, let's
    assume that your first attack went well.
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    But you just picked a
    fight with the Demon Sword.
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    Do you have any chance of winning?
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    Or should I say, you
    definitely have a chance, right?
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    Nope, not really.
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    You're so smart, yet you're so stupid!
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    This is great! You're definitely
    the coolest partner ever!
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    Well, you'll manage somehow.
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    Yeah, I'll manage somehow.
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    Don't be stupid!
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    You ain't gonna "manage" anything!
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    Have you forgotten that
    time Crona cut you up?!
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    It's so damn annoying!
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    Eating the soul of a small fry
    like you amounts to nothing at all!
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    That star kid a minute
    ago looked way tastier!
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    You unappealing, useless little brat!
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    I'm gonna harass you!
    That's the only choice there is!
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    Hurray!
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    Huh?!
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    You finally see me.
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    When we last fought, you
    only thought of me as food.
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    This time, you see me as a person.
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    Hence, "Hurray!"
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    As for your meister...
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    You're always scared and nervous! Face me!
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    Leave me alone.
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    For someone so weak, you
    don't understand...
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    You'll get cut up again.
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    Why do you even bother
    clashing with me head-on?
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    S-Stop. I can't look directly at
    people like you with big, strong eyes.
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    It's true that I'm weaker than you.
    But I don't sense I'm going to lose.
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    After all, your soul isn't
    stronger than mine!
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    Prattle all you want! No one
    will hear your howls as a loser!
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    What's the matter? Are
    you a little ticked off?
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    I'm Maka, a scythe meister.
    What's your name?
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    Demon Swordsman Crona.
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    I challenge you, Crona!
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    Oh? That's a good look in your eyes.
[04:06] ---
    Maka... So that's the name
    of the person in front of me...
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    If the lamps of linked souls
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    point to your heart,
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    do you hear the echoes now,
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    stronger than words?
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    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
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    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
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    Our destinations overlap completely,
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    so run with me through the slippery night
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    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
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    may carry over into bad dreams
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    If the lamps of linked souls
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    point to your heart,
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    do you hear the echoes now,
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    stronger than words?
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    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
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    We are drawn together
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    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
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    the clearer things become
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    Stein! What is this?!
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    Maka is fighting the Demon
    Sword, against my instructions.
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    What?!
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    It looks like your adorable
    little daughter has chosen to die.
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    My daughter isn't that weak.
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    Blind parental love...
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    "The Black Blood Resonance Battle! A Small
    Soul's Grand Struggle Against Fear?"
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    Hey, Maka! Why are you
    giving the enemy the will to fight?!
[06:22] ---
    Okay?
[06:23] ---
    Here goes.
[06:25] ---
    Here it comes, Maka!
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    Bloody Slicer!
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    His solidified blood turned to liquid!
[06:35] ---
    Bloody Needle!
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    This guy really means trouble!
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    Ragnarok...
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    Shut up!
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    Scream Resonance...
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    Why?!
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    Why are you collecting innocent
    souls and heading for the Kishin?!
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    Because I'm scared.
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    I can learn how to interact
    with things if I get strong.
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    Lady Medusa will abandon
    me if I don't become a Kishin.
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    I'll stay afraid of everything
    if I don't get stronger.
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    Screech α!
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    Bring it on!
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    Even if I'm weak or afraid,
    I'll take whatever you got!
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    Crona!
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    May I ask you something?
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    Where did you abduct
    the Demon Sword child from?
[07:29] ---
    You tried to use the Demon Sword
    to create a Kishin, didn't you?
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    Which begs the question, why
    are you trying to revive this Kishin?
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    You've been disappointed
    by the Demon Sword,
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    which gives no indication
    of ever being a Kishin.
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    Which is why you're taking the great risk
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    of using black blood to wake a Kishin.
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    You don't need the child,
    so what will you do with him?
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    Your experiment has failed. It'll
    be the biggest news story of the year.
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    What is it? Did I say something funny?
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    You really are a cheeky boy.
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    It may look like a failure to you,
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    but all of my research
    pertains to black blood.
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    And one other thing... You have it wrong.
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    I didn't "abduct" that child from anywhere.
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    Crona is my own child.
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    Whew...
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    You shouldn't have gotten back up...
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    Why are you so insistent on
    fighting me? You're so weak...
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    Quit it. I don't know how
    to interact with you.
[08:50] ---
    He used a cut again!
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    Cutting attacks are bad against this guy!
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    The more cuts he gets,
    the worse off we are!
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    But there is one thing we can do!
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    Yeah, that's true.
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    Let's do it, Maka!
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    Soul Resonance!
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    Hey! Crona!
[09:16] ---
    Scream Resonance.
[09:22] ---
    Let's up the resonance rate!
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    This resonance energy!
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    So, it's begun...
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    Witch Hunter!
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    Screech γ.
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    Hey, Stein! What's going on?!
[09:51] ---
    The black blood has started to activate...
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    Figure-6 Hunter!
[10:10] ---
    Letter-U Hunter!
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    Oh, is that all you have?
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    Really?
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    He deflected the Witch
    Hunter with brute force alone?!
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    How can someone so scrawny be so strong?!
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    In this case, his physical
    shape doesn't matter.
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    Ragnarok, the black blood
    flowing in his body,
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    is linking with Crona's movements
    to support his muscular power!
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    Now it's my turn.
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    Screech γ!
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    Waah! Stop! Stop! Waah!
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    Stop! No! No! No! No, no!
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    Don't make me cut your weapon now!
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    Soul!
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    Shut up! You stay out of this!
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    But at this rate, you'll be...!
[11:02] ---
    Maka! Forget about that crap!
    Just stay on guard!
[11:07] ---
    Soul. You're talking crap,
    too. Just give in already.
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    I'll make you stronger.
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    You all right, Soul?
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    Yeah.
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    What could it be? I almost have it...
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    It definitely felt like I wouldn't
    lose to the Demon Sword.
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    It almost feels like I can grasp
    something in Crona's wavelength...
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    But at this rate, it's no use.
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    Damn...
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    Are you afraid?
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    You remind me of it.
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    You're just like that little one
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    that I still don't know
    how to interact with.
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    Now, defeat it, Crona.
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    I-I can't! I don't know
    how to interact with it...
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    An unreasonable child like you
    deserves to disappear from my sight.
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    This is your punishment.
    You'll stay in this room for many days.
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    No! It's pitch dark in here!
    I can't see anything!
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    And if you leave us two
    in here all alone...!
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    I don't know how to
    interact with pitch darkness...
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    Damn it, Crona!
[13:11] ---
    Ragnarok!
[13:12] ---
    I got locked in too just because
    you can't pull yourself together!
[13:17] ---
    That hurts! Quit it!
[13:19] ---
    Quit twisting my nose! It hurts!
    It's hot! You're hurting my nose!
[13:25] ---
    It's too dark to see, but
    I know I have a nosebleed now!
[13:27] ---
    It's your fault! Take this!
    And this! And this!
[13:30] ---
    I'm sorry... Wahh! Stop!
[13:33] ---
    No more! Stop, I said!
[13:43] ---
    You can come out now.
[13:53] ---
    He's so mean! Ragnarok keeps beating me up!
[13:57] ---
    It hurts! I don't like it! Make him stop!
[14:03] ---
    Come. We're continuing where we left off.
[14:06] ---
    Defeat that child.
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    I can't...
[14:13] ---
    I can't interact that way...
[14:23] ---
    Vector Plate.
[14:29] ---
    You can stay out of my
    sight for a little while longer.
[14:36] ---
    Damn it, Crona!
[14:39] ---
    --Take this! And this!
[14:40] ---
    --Ouch! No! Stop!
[14:51] ---
    How many times has it been now?
[14:53] ---
    This is getting you nowhere.
[14:54] ---
    How many times must you
    repeat this until you're satisfied?
[15:05] ---
    Look...
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    My blood is black...
[15:43] ---
    Bye-bye, little one.
[15:47] ---
    Soul! Hey, Soul!
[15:53] ---
    Maka...
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    You're going to be killed
    if you don't do something.
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    Leave it to me. Dispose
    of reason. I'll make you stronger.
[16:03] ---
    No! Give me power! But...
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    my reason isn't going anywhere!
[16:10] ---
    What?
[16:11] ---
    You can't beat the Demon
    Sword's madness like that!
[16:15] ---
    Leave it to me!
[16:16] ---
    You're gravely mistaken if
    you think you can get stronger
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    by using reason to maintain discipline!
[16:21] ---
    I've never heard of anyone
    having it that easy before!
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    Understanding fear and standing up to it.
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    Maintaining complete discipline.
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    This is great power in its own right!
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    Besides, this isn't just about me.
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    If we resonate any more,
    Maka will be affected too!
[16:40] ---
    Don't be stupid, you damn brat!
    Don't turn all dreary on me!
[16:44] ---
    What happened to that teen
    spirit you were nearly bursting with?!
[16:47] ---
    Just let loose and go crazy!
    What's life without a little madness?!
[16:54] ---
    Shut up! You mean as much to me as my poop!
[16:58] ---
    Quit talking to me all the time!
    Poop doesn't talk to people!
[17:03] ---
    So just shut up and take the lead!
    I'll decide if I come along or not!
[17:12] ---
    How exactly do I shut up and take the lead?
[17:15] ---
    Why not just point or
    something, you poop freak?
[17:21] ---
    Okay, okay. Let's cool
    down for a minute here.
[17:25] ---
    Both you and I want to progress forward.
[17:28] ---
    We won't get anywhere
    if we keep talking like this.
[17:33] ---
    Right?
[17:34] ---
    Yeah.
[17:35] ---
    Actually, there's someone I invited over.
[17:39] ---
    Come on in!
[17:42] ---
    Huh? How are you...?
[17:48] ---
    Now, now. Let's decide things
    in an agreeable, democratic way.
[17:57] ---
    Maka!
[17:59] ---
    I heard most of what's going on.
[18:02] ---
    How are you here?! This is
    like a meeting inside my brain!
[18:07] ---
    Your souls are resonating right now.
[18:11] ---
    So it's only natural for your
    minds to be connected, too.
[18:14] ---
    Hey, demon!
[18:15] ---
    Don't tell me she's some
    image of Maka you created yourself!
[18:19] ---
    Hey!
[18:20] ---
    Geez, you're a cautious guy.
[18:23] ---
    You're the only one
    who's running the show here.
[18:27] ---
    I can't do anything to that extent.
[18:30] ---
    Maka Chop!
[18:34] ---
    Yeah, it's Maka...
[18:37] ---
    Now, then. Let's put on some nice music.
[18:43] ---
    You lead. I don't know how to do this.
[18:47] ---
    That's fine. Just do whatever.
[18:49] ---
    Five, six, seven, eight.
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    Why did you come here?
[19:01] ---
    Did you hear the demon's voice, too?
[19:04] ---
    I'm not sure.
[19:06] ---
    But, now that I think about
    it, I might've heard it faintly
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    back when I fought the
    werewolf with the Magic Eye.
[19:14] ---
    Yes, I had entered you, too.
[19:19] ---
    But I was removed shortly
    after. I'm not sure how, though.
[19:27] ---
    In that case, you shouldn't be here!
[19:29] ---
    You managed to get rid of the demon!
[19:32] ---
    Next time you might not be so lucky!
[19:34] ---
    Say. When our wavelengths
    are so closely matched like this,
[19:38] ---
    you can tell what I'm thinking, can't you?
[19:43] ---
    Are you...?
[19:46] ---
    Yeah.
[19:48] ---
    Are you seriously thinking
    of using the black blood
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    to get the same madness Crona has?!
[19:54] ---
    I knew you'd be mad.
[19:57] ---
    I felt it when I used the
    Witch Hunter on him...
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    I feel like I can grasp something
[20:03] ---
    if I gain power equal
    to the Demon Sword's...
[20:06] ---
    I might be able to sense something
    about Crona, and his wavelength...
[20:12] ---
    It's too dangerous to do
    something like that so haphazardly!
[20:16] ---
    You might never be sane again, you know.
[20:20] ---
    Yeah.
[20:22] ---
    Sorry, but I'm certain about this.
[20:26] ---
    There's no certainty
    that you can return to normal.
[20:28] ---
    But it's worth trying, right?
[20:40] ---
    All right, fine. Do whatever you want.
[20:45] ---
    No matter how far away you fly off,
[20:48] ---
    as your weapon, I will pull you back!
[20:50] ---
    Oww!
[20:52] ---
    Sorry...
[20:54] ---
    You should really lead, okay?
[20:56] ---
    Yeah, I'll do that...
[20:59] ---
    Now that's more like it!
[21:26] ---
    He totally went flying!
[21:35] ---
    I'm being pulled in by the madness, too!
[21:37] ---
    Maka... I swear I won't let go of you!
[21:42] ---
    Fool. I'm the one who's leading now.
[21:57] ---
    It's beginning. If we knock
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    on the doors that connect you and me,
[22:05] ---
    what kind of future will be waiting for us?
[22:14] ---
    What grown-ups seek
[22:18] ---
    is a perfect style,
[22:21] ---
    where everything comes together someday,
[22:25] ---
    as though it were a bunch of gears
[22:31] ---
    God, if you're there, listen to me
[22:35] ---
    You have to watch these days pass by,
[22:40] ---
    with moments like these that will never,
[22:45] ---
    ever repeat themselves
[22:48] ---
    Which is why there are so many boys & girls
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    who want to be children
[22:55] ---
    just a little while longer
[22:58] ---
    out there in the world,
    hiding out of sight and dreaming
[23:05] ---
    in this story
[23:18] ---
    Where... am I?
[23:20] ---
    Figure it out for yourself.
[23:22] ---
    It's dark... I can't see anything...
[23:24] ---
    Isn't that just because it's night?
[23:26] ---
    Oh.
[23:27] ---
    I got it! This is Crona's...
[23:28] ---
    Ahh! Stop! We don't want
    to give away any spoilers now!
[23:32] ---
    Huh?
[23:32] ---
    You know, about how you turn into a kid!
[23:34] ---
    You coulda told me sooner, you know!
[23:36] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 21:
[23:38] ---
    "May My Soul Reach You...
    A Dry Heart Inside Unbearable Isolation?"
[23:43] ---
    Your soul is mine, mister!

E21 - May My Soul Reach You – A Dry Heart inside Unbearable Isolation?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:33] ---
    A bomb?!
[00:34] ---
    Kid! Look!
[00:39] ---
    They're all arranged inconsistently!
[00:43] ---
    It disgusts me!
[00:45] ---
    I heard an explosion!
[00:46] ---
    It must've been one of the
    Tadpole Bombs I set! We need to hurry!
[00:52] ---
    This scent...
[00:53] ---
    Yes. We're almost there.
[00:56] ---
    The Kishin is right up ahead.
[00:58] ---
    "Kishin"
[01:10] ---
    Fool. I'm the one who's leading now.
[01:31] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:34] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:37] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:40] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:55] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[01:57] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[02:00] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[02:03] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[02:06] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[02:11] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[02:18] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:21] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:23] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:27] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:30] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[02:32] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[02:35] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:38] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[02:48] ---
    It disgusts me.
[02:52] ---
    What an inconsistent arrangement...
[02:55] ---
    Damn it!
[02:56] ---
    Hey, now. Never mind consistency.
[02:59] ---
    Let's just pass through.
[03:01] ---
    You probably shouldn't
    stare at them for too long.
[03:07] ---
    Oh no. It's making me
    sick... I don't feel good...
[03:10] ---
    See? What did I tell you?
[03:12] ---
    But an inconsistent place to you
[03:16] ---
    is like a path full of
    monsters to ordinary people.
[03:20] ---
    You're trying your best to
    explain things from his point of view,
[03:24] ---
    but those are bombs.
    Anyone would be scared.
[03:27] ---
    Yeah. That's an accurate comeback.
[03:30] ---
    What a trap! Is this the end of the road?!
[03:33] ---
    How mortifying...
[03:34] ---
    Whoa! Hold on!
[03:35] ---
    The Kishin's gonna revive
    if you give up now!
[03:38] ---
    You're a shinigami! If you
    don't go, then who will?!
[03:42] ---
    Say whatever you want. I'm the god of scum.
[03:46] ---
    Throw me out on garbage day.
[03:51] ---
    Patty. Tell him in your special way.
[03:56] ---
    Okay.
[03:58] ---
    Get yer ass movin', damn it!
[04:07] ---
    Wow! He's using the blasts
    to speed up more and more!
[04:14] ---
    But even more incredible
    was that impression! Amazing...
[04:19] ---
    I ain't gonna let you be bored!
[04:20] ---
    Damn it! Patty... You're
    so stupid! You're so stupid!
[04:29] ---
    Hang in there! Just a little more!
[04:32] ---
    Something's coming at breakneck
    speed. It's going to catch up!
[04:36] ---
    We need to inject the
    black blood into the Kishin,
[04:38] ---
    so if we don't protect this case at
    all costs, Medusa will slaughter us!
[04:43] ---
    Yeah, just leave it to me.
[04:45] ---
    Let me borrow that
    tadpole you're riding for a bit.
[04:48] ---
    Huh?! What are you going to
    do with this Tadpole Jackson?!
[04:53] ---
    Oh, I'm just going to
    get the jump on the enemy.
[04:59] ---
    "May My Soul Reach You...
    A Dry Heart Inside Unbearable Isolation?"
[05:10] ---
    Go!
[05:13] ---
    It's so funny somehow!
[05:16] ---
    What? I don't like this.
    You're all wobbly and giggly...
[05:20] ---
    Stay away from me...
[05:23] ---
    Stop! I hate wobbly giggles!
[05:29] ---
    I like them.
[05:36] ---
    It's black!
[05:37] ---
    What's with this fight?!
[05:41] ---
    Do something to me! Something more intense!
[05:58] ---
    This is madness?
[06:00] ---
    It keeps her from feeling fear.
[06:03] ---
    Her soul and her opponent's soul
    have nothing to do with this fight.
[06:08] ---
    Do more.
[06:10] ---
    Don't you have anything else?
[06:11] ---
    Like twisting off or
    gouging out or tearing this off?
[06:19] ---
    What are you doing, Maka?!
[06:21] ---
    This isn't why you decided to do this!
[06:30] ---
    Damn! The madness is
    about to devour me, too!
[06:33] ---
    Hurry up! Or you'll never
    be able to come back!
[06:38] ---
    Soul...
[06:42] ---
    Yikes. Talk about embarrassing...
[06:45] ---
    It's not that different
    from how you normally are!
[06:48] ---
    So hurry and do what you have to do!
[06:51] ---
    Yeah. I know.
[06:54] ---
    I should be able to do it now...
[06:56] ---
    That premonition I had when I was sane...
[06:59] ---
    Now that I have the same madness as Crona,
[07:02] ---
    I can match our souls' wavelengths.
[07:07] ---
    Feel it...
[07:15] ---
    This is...
[07:18] ---
    my soul.
[07:21] ---
    It really is tiny.
[07:26] ---
    That's...
[07:31] ---
    It's twisted, but it's
    the soul of my partner,
[07:35] ---
    a great guy who always
    listens to my selfishness: Soul.
[07:45] ---
    As for Crona's soul...
[07:54] ---
    That's Crona's soul?
[08:03] ---
    I'm not sure why, but
    I sense a very dry wavelength...
[08:17] ---
    A desert? It looks like a beach...
[08:22] ---
    But there's no ocean...
[08:29] ---
    Crona?
[08:35] ---
    You're going to pay for
    what you did to my food slave.
[08:41] ---
    Pum-pumpkin Pumpkin!
[08:44] ---
    Smashing Pumpkin!
[08:52] ---
    What the...?!
[08:56] ---
    As a woman, you gotta have a flexible body!
[08:59] ---
    Five of them, and not a
    scratch on me... How pathetic!
[09:34] ---
    Don't get too cocky, little kitty.
[09:37] ---
    Like they say, "The
    cornered rat will bite the cat."
[09:40] ---
    Lust, lust, lust, lust!
[09:46] ---
    Who do you think you are,
    trying to provoke men on my turf?
[09:49] ---
    L-L-L-Lust!
[09:51] ---
    No! I can't hold back!
[10:01] ---
    I'm gonna chew you up, pipsqueak.
[10:02] ---
    Big talk coming from a quintuple-decker.
[10:08] ---
    What a distasteful body.
[10:10] ---
    Who are you to talk?
[10:12] ---
    You can see everything from below.
[10:14] ---
    Lust!
[10:16] ---
    Didn't you just die?
[10:23] ---
    The black blood that I've
    researched for so long is finally complete.
[10:27] ---
    All that's left now is to
    inject it into the Kishin.
[10:30] ---
    You can struggle all you
    want, but it's no use.
[10:34] ---
    This plan will succeed.
[10:36] ---
    Tell me...
[10:38] ---
    Once the Kishin is revived, what
    happens to the Demon Sword child?
[10:43] ---
    Your black blood research is complete,
[10:46] ---
    and you've managed to perfect making it.
[10:49] ---
    In other words...
[10:50] ---
    Huh? What a boring question.
[10:53] ---
    I ordered it around and wound
    up raising it to lack independence.
[10:58] ---
    That didn't turn out well.
    It wound up a failure of mine.
[11:01] ---
    It's really not that good
    to be an overbearing mother.
[11:04] ---
    None of that matters.
[11:06] ---
    He's your kid.
[11:09] ---
    What are you going to do with him?!
[11:12] ---
    Quit it...
[11:14] ---
    What are you so irritated
    about? You sound ridiculous.
[11:17] ---
    I don't need to tell you
    what you already know.
[11:20] ---
    It's irrational to constantly carry
    around things you no longer need.
[11:24] ---
    I'm going to throw it away, obviously.
[11:27] ---
    Why do you ask? Do you want it?
[11:30] ---
    Sure, you can have it as a hand-me-down.
[11:32] ---
    You can use it for your
    experiments or something.
[11:35] ---
    Why, you...!
[11:38] ---
    You!
[11:40] ---
    Yes?
[11:41] ---
    Why... you...!
[11:45] ---
    Oh, come on.
[11:47] ---
    If you want to talk to me,
    at least have your words ready first!
[11:52] ---
    Senpai! Weapons shouldn't be so reckless...
[11:58] ---
    Yeesh. Don't cry. You're a
    grown man. It's unbecoming.
[12:03] ---
    Damn it! Being a parent
    myself, it's like, umm...
[12:09] ---
    I'm not sure how to put it,
    but it's unforgivable!
[12:14] ---
    If a parent abandons a child,
    who will ever have faith in that child?
[12:18] ---
    Yes! That feeling! That's
    what I wanted to say!
[12:23] ---
    In any case, we absolutely will beat her!
[12:26] ---
    That's been the plan from the start.
[12:33] ---
    What should I do?
[12:38] ---
    This place is my area...
[12:42] ---
    The line is drawn...
[12:49] ---
    What should I do?
[12:55] ---
    Kicking up the dirt doesn't
    create any good ideas...
[13:02] ---
    What showers down on me
    is lifeless sunlight...
[13:09] ---
    Doing nothing is the best thing to do...
[13:23] ---
    Hey.
[13:28] ---
    I'm Crona.
[13:30] ---
    There it is. It always
    appears whenever I do nothing.
[13:35] ---
    Can I ask you some questions?
[13:39] ---
    Here goes, then.
[13:41] ---
    And then the self-questioning starts,
[13:44] ---
    even though I don't want to do anything...
[13:47] ---
    Can I say I pass?
[13:48] ---
    That's up to you.
[13:50] ---
    Okay, here are my questions.
[13:53] ---
    Tell me what your name is.
[13:56] ---
    Pass.
[13:57] ---
    How can you not answer what your name is?
[14:01] ---
    Is there a reason for it?
[14:03] ---
    Pass.
[14:05] ---
    Basically, you can't
    answer other people's questions.
[14:09] ---
    Which is why you're asking
    yourself questions like this
[14:12] ---
    to try to preserve your mind, right?
[14:15] ---
    Pass.
[14:16] ---
    Another pass?
[14:18] ---
    This isn't even self-questioning
    at this point. Wouldn't you agree?
[14:23] ---
    Pass.
[14:24] ---
    Are you hoping someone will
    notice you if you act troubled like that?
[14:29] ---
    But don't you realize that no one
    actually cares about your suffering?
[14:35] ---
    Pass.
[14:37] ---
    That makes five passes...
[14:40] ---
    Let's change the subject a little, then.
[14:42] ---
    The little one you beat
    up for your very first time...
[14:45] ---
    How did you feel after you defeated it?
[14:48] ---
    Pass.
[14:49] ---
    It must've felt refreshing, huh?
[14:51] ---
    Finding an opponent weaker than you...
[14:54] ---
    Pass.
[14:55] ---
    That's how you felt, which is why
    you didn't question Lady Medusa
[14:59] ---
    when she told you to seek power, right?
[15:02] ---
    Pass.
[15:03] ---
    You're quite strong now.
    How does that make you feel?
[15:08] ---
    Pass.
[15:12] ---
    Has that helped you drive
    away the Hell inside your head?
[15:17] ---
    Pass.
[15:18] ---
    Just answer a question already, will you?
[15:21] ---
    Won't your Hell just grow larger otherwise?
[15:24] ---
    Pass.
[15:26] ---
    41 passes...
[15:29] ---
    That's how much you've denied me.
[15:33] ---
    You're a terrible person. The worst...
[15:36] ---
    I don't remember you ever criticizing me.
[15:40] ---
    Why do you keep hanging around me?
[15:43] ---
    Because of you, everyone
    around me gets hurt, and so do I.
[15:47] ---
    If only you didn't exist...
[15:49] ---
    Are you serious? Do you think
    you have a split personality now?
[15:53] ---
    Surely you at least know
    that that's not what I am.
[15:57] ---
    I'm just an ordinary
    emotion that everyone has.
[16:01] ---
    It's easy to say that as
    a way to escape, isn't it?
[16:04] ---
    It's just...
[16:05] ---
    Because you don't know
    how to interact with others?
[16:09] ---
    This is how you've gotten
    stuck in self-denial.
[16:13] ---
    Where are you trying to go?
[16:15] ---
    Pass.
[16:20] ---
    We've had enough of this.
[16:24] ---
    I'm going on ahead.
[16:33] ---
    42...
[16:35] ---
    I'm Maka, a scythe meister.
    What's your name?
[16:40] ---
    Demon Swordsman Crona.
[16:47] ---
    I was able to answer then...
[16:52] ---
    I'm Demon Swordsman Crona...
[16:55] ---
    I know.
[17:02] ---
    Grrr!
[17:08] ---
    Can I come in there, too?
[17:09] ---
    Wait! You can't!
[17:11] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[17:12] ---
    Don't come inside the line.
[17:15] ---
    This is my place.
[17:17] ---
    Huh? What, now?
[17:19] ---
    That can't be...
[17:21] ---
    This isn't good... How come
    you can come inside so easily?
[17:25] ---
    No one should be able to...
[17:29] ---
    A line, huh?
[17:30] ---
    I don't know how to interact with others,
[17:33] ---
    so I feel at ease when I'm in here.
[17:37] ---
    It's no use. It's meaningless
    now that you're inside it...
[17:41] ---
    This line is easy to erase!
[17:44] ---
    S-Stop! Don't do that!
[17:49] ---
    There!
[17:55] ---
    It's gone!
[18:08] ---
    What the...?!
[18:09] ---
    A transplant rejection?!
[18:11] ---
    Soul!
[18:12] ---
    Maka!
[18:13] ---
    Pull me back from the madness! Hurry!
[18:15] ---
    No, you don't!
[18:17] ---
    Hang on!
[18:21] ---
    Where are you, Maka?!
[18:24] ---
    Hang on!
[18:30] ---
    It's hard!
[18:35] ---
    Damn it!
[18:45] ---
    How's Crona?!
[18:47] ---
    We're back!
[18:56] ---
    Hey! What are you planning?!
[18:59] ---
    Just wait a minute, Soul.
[19:01] ---
    You'll get skewered if
    you get close to him!
[19:07] ---
    Stay away!
[19:10] ---
    Hey!
[19:12] ---
    Don't be scared. It's all right.
[19:20] ---
    You're just a little shaken
    up now that the line is gone.
[19:28] ---
    It's... all right...
[19:37] ---
    Now I can understand it...
[19:41] ---
    Your wavelength...
[19:47] ---
    It's not that you don't know
    how to interact with people.
[19:52] ---
    It's just that no one ever
    came to interact with you.
[19:58] ---
    It's all right... I've already
    been given up on anyway...
[20:03] ---
    I know... I'm not needed anymore...
[20:09] ---
    I decided just now...
[20:11] ---
    It's okay. I'm going to disappear now...
[20:31] ---
    So...
[20:36] ---
    Will you be my friend? Please?
[20:55] ---
    You can't be serious...
[21:01] ---
    I don't know how to interact with others!
[21:34] ---
    The fear of interacting with people, huh...
[21:45] ---
    Even I'm afraid of that...
[21:57] ---
    Hajimaru yo Kimi to boku wo
[22:01] ---
    tsunagu tobira nokku sureba
[22:05] ---
    donna mirai ga bokura wo matte iru no?
[22:14] ---
    Otona ga sou motomeru no wa
[22:18] ---
    kanpeki na sutairu
[22:21] ---
    itsuka haguruma no you ni
[22:25] ---
    subete ga kasanaru you ni
[22:31] ---
    Kamisama iru nara kiite yo
[22:35] ---
    Itsuitsu made mo kono shunkan
[22:39] ---
    ripiito dekinai mainichi wo
[22:45] ---
    miokuranakucha
[22:48] ---
    Dakara ato mou sukoshi dake tte
[22:52] ---
    kodomo de itai
[22:55] ---
    boys & girls ga nannin mo
[22:58] ---
    kono yo ni kakurehisonde
    wa yume wo mite iru
[23:05] ---
    tte iu sutorii
[23:18] ---
    Damn, they're quick to flee!
    We can't catch up at this rate!
[23:20] ---
    This calls for these! Super-fast jet
    engine sneakers Dr. Stein invented!
[23:25] ---
    Super-fast jet engine sneakers?!
[23:28] ---
    What kind of design is that?!
    It's a bunch of junk patched together!
[23:30] ---
    Don't look at me! There's no
    other choice! Just put 'em on!
[23:33] ---
    Hold on! You tested these
    out first, right?!
[23:35] ---
    Here goes! Switch on!
[23:37] ---
    How did I know they'd explode?!
[23:39] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 22:
[23:41] ---
    "The Seal Shrine...
    The Immortal Man's Tricks?"
[23:44] ---
    Symmetry is beauty!

E22 - The Seal Shrine – The Immortal Man's Tricks?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:26] ---
    It's... all right...
[00:36] ---
    It's not that you don't know
    how to interact with people.
[00:41] ---
    It's just that no one ever
    came to interact with you.
[00:46] ---
    So...
[00:51] ---
    Will you be my friend? Please?
[01:11] ---
    The madness can't be suppressed, huh?
[01:15] ---
    You couldn't have been any more wrong.
[01:17] ---
    Besides, music doesn't
    suit you as a hobby, either.
[01:27] ---
    He left.
[01:30] ---
    Well, that's all right. The
    door will always be unlocked.
[01:34] ---
    Still, that girl's power...
[01:43] ---
    Could it actually be an
    exorcism wavelength?
[02:02] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:05] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:08] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:11] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:26] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[02:28] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[02:31] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[02:34] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:37] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:42] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:49] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:52] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:54] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:58] ---
    stronger than words?
[03:01] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[03:03] ---
    We are drawn together
[03:06] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[03:09] ---
    the clearer things become
[03:21] ---
    The black blood has stopped...
[03:24] ---
    It would seem the fight at
    the second barrier has ended.
[03:28] ---
    Both of their souls are
    starting to calm down.
[03:31] ---
    What about Maka?!
[03:33] ---
    Is Maka all right?
[03:35] ---
    Yes.
[03:37] ---
    It looks like she managed to grasp
    the Demon Sword's soul wavelength.
[03:41] ---
    The Demon Sword's wavelength
    has also been stabilized.
[03:46] ---
    I've never cried this much before...
[03:50] ---
    Now I'm not even sure
    how to interact with my tears...
[03:55] ---
    Maka. We're running out of time.
[03:59] ---
    Let's hurry ahead.
[04:00] ---
    But we can't just leave him like this.
[04:04] ---
    Just our luck...
[04:05] ---
    Screw you guys!
[04:09] ---
    Screw you, dumbass!
[04:11] ---
    Whoa! You're tiny!
[04:12] ---
    What the hell did you do?!
    Why am I so little now?!
[04:15] ---
    What, what? How should I know?!
[04:18] ---
    Why, you...!
[04:19] ---
    You and Crona, being friends?
    That's a load of crap!
[04:23] ---
    Who'd wanna be friends
    with someone like this?!
[04:25] ---
    He ain't any fun at all!
[04:27] ---
    Quit it...
[04:29] ---
    I got it! You wanna bully him, dontcha?!
[04:31] ---
    That's it, isn't it? Kicking his
    butt is perfect for relieving stress!
[04:35] ---
    That's what you want, isn't it?!
[04:37] ---
    Get away, runt!
[04:39] ---
    Well, too bad! I'm the only
    one who can beat up Crona!
[04:42] ---
    --You can't have him!
[04:42] ---
    --Quit it...
[04:44] ---
    Quit it!
[04:55] ---
    Gwargh!
[04:57] ---
    Gwa?
[04:58] ---
    How dare you punch me, Crona!
[05:01] ---
    Do you know how it feels
    to be hit by you?! Do you?!
[05:04] ---
    N-No...
[05:06] ---
    It's like, you know!
[05:08] ---
    It feels like when you haven't
    crapped for three days and three nights
[05:11] ---
    and then get a toilet water
    splash-back bonus when you unload it all!
[05:14] ---
    I can't understand from
    that crude comparison...
[05:18] ---
    I've heard enough of your impudence!
[05:20] ---
    I'll handle this! You guys go ahead!
[05:23] ---
    I'll hold him off here!
[05:26] ---
    Hey, now!
[05:27] ---
    Quit it, you pervert!
[05:30] ---
    Uhh...
[05:31] ---
    Yeeeah, we leave it in your hands.
[05:36] ---
    S-Someone! Help!
[05:41] ---
    Don't die, now.
[05:47] ---
    "The Seal Shrine...
    The Immortal Man's Tricks?"
[05:53] ---
    I wonder if the others caught up
    with the guys with the black blood.
[05:57] ---
    Are your wounds okay?
[06:00] ---
    Some black scabs have stopped the bleeding.
[06:02] ---
    I think they formed when the
    black blood inside me went away.
[06:07] ---
    But what made the black
    blood inside you disappear?
[06:14] ---
    I don't know. That's a good question.
[06:21] ---
    Anyway, if they inject
    black blood into the Kishin..
[06:24] ---
    We need to catch up with
    Kid and Black☆Star!
[06:32] ---
    It looks like Kid went this way.
[06:36] ---
    I hope he's all right...
[06:38] ---
    Damn! At least leave me something to do!
[06:42] ---
    Plus, it's too dark for me to stand out!
[06:46] ---
    Your shouting is making
    you stand out! Let's hurry!
[06:50] ---
    Alright!
[06:51] ---
    I'm gonna leave Kid in the dust!
[06:58] ---
    Everything's a real mess now.
[07:01] ---
    It's almost like the entrails of old ruins.
[07:04] ---
    Don't get distracted!
[07:05] ---
    You don't need to look at the mess!
    Think about symmetrical stuff!
[07:09] ---
    Butterfly!
[07:11] ---
    The number 8!
[07:14] ---
    What is it?! Are you having a reaction?!
[07:17] ---
    No...
[07:19] ---
    I sense the Kishin's wavelength...
[07:45] ---
    Kid?
[07:46] ---
    Are you okay?
[07:50] ---
    Yeah... I've never sensed
    this much pressure before...
[07:56] ---
    The Kishin is up ahead, right?
[07:59] ---
    What's it like?
[08:01] ---
    What's it like? That's
    a very vague question.
[08:05] ---
    My father only mentioned it in
    passing, so I don't know very much.
[08:10] ---
    He defeated Asura and tore off
    all his skin in order to seal him away.
[08:17] ---
    Sounds like your dad used to be
    pretty scary. Why did he do that?
[08:22] ---
    To make a bag to seal Asura in.
[08:25] ---
    It needed to hold Asura's soul,
    body, and madness, you see.
[08:30] ---
    So his own skin made the perfect seal.
[08:35] ---
    My father removed all of Asura's blood
[08:39] ---
    and stuffed his withered
    body and soul into the bag.
[08:43] ---
    Asura's body is starved for blood.
[08:47] ---
    And that's why he wants black blood?
[08:50] ---
    Probably.
[08:51] ---
    Kid! Heat source detected ahead!
[08:54] ---
    What?!
[09:03] ---
    Cannon fire?! Where from?!
[09:09] ---
    Magic Eye Cannon.
[09:12] ---
    So, he's the immortal...
[09:14] ---
    Damn. I was so distracted by the
    Kishin's madness that I didn't notice.
[09:21] ---
    Doesn't work on me!
[09:23] ---
    An immortal body, huh?
[09:25] ---
    Fighting him head-on
    will only be a waste of time.
[09:29] ---
    I'll have to throw him off balance
    and rush past when I get the chance.
[09:33] ---
    In terms of mobility, I
    have the upper hand.
[09:36] ---
    Once I get past him, he
    can't catch up to me!
[09:38] ---
    You're not going any further!
[09:42] ---
    Two swipes at my feet! So he
    is trying to reduce my mobility!
[09:48] ---
    I am immortal!
[09:49] ---
    In that case...! Here goes!
[09:51] ---
    Soul Resonance! Execution Mode!
[10:13] ---
    Resonance rate stable. Noise at 1.8%.
[10:17] ---
    Four seconds to feedback.
[10:20] ---
    Three.
[10:21] ---
    Two.
[10:22] ---
    One!
[10:23] ---
    Ready to fire!
[10:26] ---
    Death Cannon!
[10:48] ---
    That should've done something.
[10:49] ---
    I am immortal!
[10:50] ---
    What?! Not even the Death
    Cannon can make him flinch?!
[10:53] ---
    This distance isn't good!
[11:00] ---
    I am immortal!
[11:01] ---
    This distance isn't good!
[11:04] ---
    I need to put some distance
    between us for now!
[11:15] ---
    Just as I expected. He
    won't come after me needlessly.
[11:18] ---
    He only wants to prevent my progress.
[11:21] ---
    If I try to get past him by force,
    I'll literally get tripped up.
[11:25] ---
    Think...
[11:31] ---
    I know I can connect things somehow...
[11:35] ---
    Think...
[11:42] ---
    Okay! I've connected them!
[11:44] ---
    That pillar and this pillar
    used to be part of one pillar!
[11:48] ---
    And that piece lying against
    the wall was in the middle!
[11:51] ---
    Oh! Now it all connects beautifully!
[11:59] ---
    No, that's not necessarily
    what I'm thinking.
[12:03] ---
    Well, actually, it does bother me, but...
[12:06] ---
    It's okay, Kid! Try to focus!
[12:09] ---
    Yeah...
[12:10] ---
    If you wanna play a puzzle
    game, I'll join you. I love puzzles.
[12:15] ---
    How dare you mock me!
[12:17] ---
    Damn... Where the hell are
    that statue's broken arms?!
[12:22] ---
    W-What the hell?! That
    statue's trunk is junk!
[12:27] ---
    Shut up! That's a stupid joke!
[12:29] ---
    No, that's not right. Stop it.
[12:32] ---
    That pillar... Could it go over there?
[12:34] ---
    Kid!
[12:36] ---
    Pillar, statue, trunk,
    left, down, up, right, trunk...
[12:41] ---
    This is bad.
[12:42] ---
    The mere fact that Kid
    could enter this chaotic room
[12:45] ---
    was amazing enough!
[12:47] ---
    But at this rate, his mind will
    be worn down until he goes mad!
[12:50] ---
    "scratch scratch"
[12:51] ---
    Oh no! He's scratching
    his head at light speed!
[12:53] ---
    He's having one of his reactions!
[12:55] ---
    Sis...
[12:56] ---
    We gotta do something!
[13:01] ---
    What do we do?! We gotta
    change the feeling in the air!
[13:04] ---
    Yahoo!
[13:06] ---
    Sorry we're late!
[13:08] ---
    We caught up!
[13:12] ---
    We, no, I win!
[13:15] ---
    Too bad! No Kishin revival for you!
[13:18] ---
    Fool! The person with the
    black blood is further ahead!
[13:21] ---
    What?! That's not good!
[13:24] ---
    What are you doing here, then?
[13:28] ---
    Whoa! Where'd you come from?!
[13:32] ---
    Nice, Black☆Star! Now we can
    get Kid to focus on the werewolf!
[13:37] ---
    Kid! Look!
[13:39] ---
    That man has a ball and
    chain on his left foot only!
[13:44] ---
    So he does. It disgusts me!
[13:47] ---
    Yes!
[13:48] ---
    Hey, you! No one's allowed
    to stand in my way!
[13:52] ---
    --Let's go, Tsubaki!
[13:54] ---
    --Right!
[13:54] ---
    Let's give him backup!
[13:56] ---
    Bring it on!
[13:59] ---
    The other runt is the problem...
[14:01] ---
    Here we go! Speed☆Star!
[14:07] ---
    He's fast!
[14:07] ---
    Above?!
[14:14] ---
    Crap!
[14:15] ---
    Nin!
[14:17] ---
    I am immortal...
[14:19] ---
    I'm just getting started!
[14:21] ---
    What the...?! Is this boy joking around?!
[14:25] ---
    There's something strange about this...
[14:28] ---
    He never tried to avoid any of my attacks,
[14:31] ---
    but he’s desperately
    trying to dodge Black☆Star’s...
[14:34] ---
    Why?
[14:37] ---
    Oh!
[14:40] ---
    Now I see. We've been had.
[14:43] ---
    H-Hey!
[14:44] ---
    What's the deal?! Don't
    make me tear you apart!
[14:48] ---
    My favorite number is eight.
[14:50] ---
    Go ahead and try, if you dare. But...
[14:54] ---
    you can't do anything as you are now.
[14:58] ---
    Looks like the jig is up.
[15:06] ---
    H-Hey!
[15:08] ---
    Whoa!
[15:09] ---
    Magic Eye. Is this your spell?
[15:13] ---
    Yeah. Spatial magic. Forwarding Vision.
[15:18] ---
    It displays a live image
    of me in a specified location.
[15:22] ---
    How dare you go berserk
    on top of my Tadpole Jackson!
[15:25] ---
    You'll pay for this!
[15:27] ---
    It's not my fault! This is the only
    way we can keep moving forward!
[15:32] ---
    How did you figure it out?
[15:34] ---
    You never tried to dodge my shots.
[15:38] ---
    But you didn’t want
    Black☆Star’s attacks to hit you.
[15:42] ---
    Because we'd realize you're just
    an image if he actually touched you.
[15:47] ---
    I assume that initial cannon
    blast came from behind the image.
[15:51] ---
    To make the image seem like the real deal.
[15:54] ---
    Plus, people generally prefer to
    attack immortals from a distance.
[15:59] ---
    It was a nice trick that
    utilized that trait.
[16:02] ---
    But the real question is...!
[16:04] ---
    Why didn't you notice
    when you stabbed him?!
[16:06] ---
    Well, you know me!
[16:08] ---
    I figured I had unleashed
    such incredible moves
[16:11] ---
    that I couldn't even feel it stab him!
[16:13] ---
    Nonsense! Besides,
    Tsubaki should've realized it too!
[16:17] ---
    I just thought that he
    had improved a lot, too...
[16:22] ---
    Oh, geez. Blind parental love
    has nothing on blind weapon love.
[16:27] ---
    Damn! They just bought
    themselves a lot of time!
[16:31] ---
    Let’s go, Black☆Star!
[16:32] ---
    Yeah!
[16:33] ---
    I need more action!
[16:44] ---
    You have such good, honest
    students, Dr. Stein.
[16:48] ---
    They got caught up in all
    the assignments I gave them.
[16:52] ---
    You sense it too, don't you?
[16:55] ---
    It appears the Kishin's
    madness has started to overflow...
[16:59] ---
    Here we go, Senpai.
[17:01] ---
    Yeah!
[17:04] ---
    Losing your cool won't
    get you anywhere now.
[17:06] ---
    Say. Tell me...
[17:10] ---
    How do you raise a good child?
[17:20] ---
    Tadpole Jackson!
[17:22] ---
    Are you okay, Tadpole Jackson?!
[17:24] ---
    Look at this, Eruka.
[17:26] ---
    What?
[17:51] ---
    The Kishin must be through here...
[17:54] ---
    Let's hurry! Those kids will catch up soon!
[20:00] ---
    F-Free...
[20:26] ---
    My face! No more! I'm
    going home and hibernating!
[20:32] ---
    Your face? What about your face?!
[20:36] ---
    Hey! Pull yourself together!
[20:54] ---
    An immortal like me... dying?
[21:07] ---
    What the...?! What am I doing?!
[21:12] ---
    What? It was an illusion?
[21:14] ---
    This is the Kishin's madness?
[21:43] ---
    It's... back there...
[21:57] ---
    It's beginning. If we knock
[22:01] ---
    on the doors that connect you and me,
[22:05] ---
    what kind of future will be waiting for us?
[22:13] ---
    What grown-ups seek
[22:18] ---
    is a perfect style,
[22:21] ---
    where everything comes together someday,
[22:25] ---
    as though it were a bunch of gears
[22:31] ---
    God, if you're there, listen to me
[22:35] ---
    You have to watch these days pass by,
[22:39] ---
    with moments like these that will never,
[22:45] ---
    ever repeat themselves
[22:48] ---
    Which is why there are so many boys & girls
[22:52] ---
    who want to be children
[22:54] ---
    just a little while longer
[22:58] ---
    out there in the world,
    hiding out of sight and dreaming
[23:05] ---
    in this story
[23:18] ---
    Senpai. Let's finish this in one shot.
[23:20] ---
    But how do you plan to cook her goose?!
[23:23] ---
    Chop up Chinese pork, scallions,
    naruto, onions, and green peppers,
[23:25] ---
    and then place a beaten
    egg into a well-heated wok.
[23:29] ---
    Once the egg has started to
    fluff up, remove it from the wok
[23:31] ---
    then stir-fry rice and
    the main ingredients!
[23:33] ---
    Not that definition of "cook"!
[23:34] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 23:
[23:37] ---
    "Dead or Alive... In the Rift
    between Revival and Dazzlement?"
[23:39] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:41] ---
    That's how you make Stein's
    Special Tuna and Tomato Chilled Pasta!
[23:44] ---
    Weren't you making fried rice?

E23 - Dead or Alive – In the Rift between Revival and Dazzlement?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:34] ---
    It's... back there...
[00:54] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[00:57] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:00] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:03] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:18] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[01:20] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[01:24] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[01:26] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[01:29] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[01:34] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[01:41] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:44] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:46] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:50] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:53] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[01:55] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[01:58] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:01] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[02:11] ---
    There's no time.
[02:12] ---
    We need to defeat Medusa and
    hurry to the Kishin at once, but…
[02:20] ---
    Got you!
[02:26] ---
    Stein!
[02:37] ---
    No matter what swinging technique she uses,
[02:39] ---
    the snakes under her
    always keep her balanced!
[02:42] ---
    This woman leaves no openings!
[02:45] ---
    What do we do?!
[02:47] ---
    Medusa hasn't made any
    attempts whatsoever to end this fight.
[02:51] ---
    She's simply trying to buy time.
[02:59] ---
    She probably knew from the start
[03:01] ---
    that I can't beat her with my
    head filled with bothersome thoughts.
[03:05] ---
    Stein! Are you out of it?
    You have no edge to you anymore.
[03:10] ---
    The clear sense of danger
    you used to give off is gone now!
[03:15] ---
    Be quiet. I'm trying to bring it back now.
[03:23] ---
    I'm seeing too much of
    what's around me right now...
[03:29] ---
    Get rid of everything that's unimportant.
[03:33] ---
    What drives me is curiosity.
[03:37] ---
    What's most important is what intrigues me.
[03:42] ---
    Focus on that...
[03:55] ---
    The tension in his body is leaving...
[04:06] ---
    DWMA's greatest meister
    sure is an easy guy to read...
[04:13] ---
    What is it I want to do, you ask?
[04:16] ---
    Isn't that obvious?
[04:20] ---
    He's just a sadistic pleasure-seeker...
[04:25] ---
    I want to dismantle!
[04:31] ---
    "Dead or Alive... In the Rift
    between Revival and Dazzlement?"
[04:39] ---
    How adorable. It makes
    me want to tease you.
[04:43] ---
    Yes...
[04:46] ---
    I almost forgot that it's my
    job to control this insane fool.
[04:54] ---
    Please, no more...
[04:56] ---
    I'm gonna tear you up!
    Now, what shall I do?
[05:01] ---
    Cut? Gouge? Rip out?
[05:06] ---
    All right, for now, I'll
    give you a painless death!
[05:12] ---
    Quit it.
[05:14] ---
    I think that's enough.
[05:17] ---
    You stay out of this, Spirit.
[05:19] ---
    I'm going to do things my way.
[05:22] ---
    You're planning on breaking
    DWMA's rules and policies?
[05:30] ---
    What is it you want to do?
[05:33] ---
    Did you think you could do
    anything you wanted once in DWMA?
[05:38] ---
    I wish I'd been born in a godless world.
[05:41] ---
    Hey, now. Are you seriously saying that?!
[05:44] ---
    Of course not.
[05:47] ---
    Such a world would be diseased.
[05:51] ---
    I'll say it again. Join me.
[05:57] ---
    This never-changing,
    repetitive world doesn't suit you.
[06:05] ---
    Let us use the inconceivable
    power of the Kishin
[06:10] ---
    to bring change and
    evolution to this dreary world.
[06:14] ---
    Long ago, I was analyzed by foolish doctors
[06:20] ---
    who feared my violent
    tendencies and selfish thoughts!
[06:24] ---
    They had elated looks on their faces,
[06:27] ---
    as if they were solving
    the puzzle in a mystery novel!
[06:29] ---
    They'd theorize their hearts out,
[06:31] ---
    wondering if something happened in my past,
[06:35] ---
    or if I'd come into contact
    with a bad influence of some sort!
[06:42] ---
    What a bunch of nonsense!
[06:44] ---
    I've always wanted to break
    things apart from the very start!
[06:47] ---
    Are you trying to say I'm
    the same as those doctors?
[06:52] ---
    When I was in kindergarten,
    I would get nauseous
[06:55] ---
    whenever I saw the kids listen
    to the teacher and play games.
[06:59] ---
    I would almost piss my pants
[07:01] ---
    at the sight of everyone focusing
    on the chalkboard and taking notes!
[07:08] ---
    What kind of story is that?
    Talk about boring.
[07:13] ---
    It almost makes me nauseous.
[07:26] ---
    Are you mocking me?
[07:28] ---
    Your tiresome attacks
    have no flair to them at all...
[07:32] ---
    I'm so bored I could piss my pants.
[07:35] ---
    Now, now. Don't say that. This
    is my answer to your invitation.
[07:43] ---
    As I matured and grew stronger,
[07:45] ---
    the bounds of the madness
    inside me expanded.
[07:49] ---
    Do you know what it was that stopped me?
[07:53] ---
    Fear.
[07:54] ---
    Yes, I was afraid. Afraid of
    what kind of person I would become.
[07:59] ---
    Even though the only thing
    I cared about was that I had fun!
[08:04] ---
    That's why I needed it.
[08:08] ---
    Not the frustrating rule
    of a greedy despot...
[08:14] ---
    but the rule of a god without an ego.
[08:17] ---
    So let us create rules for a new world.
[08:22] ---
    That's your ego talking, isn't it?
[08:25] ---
    No, but that will become
    the standard before long.
[08:29] ---
    A standard that you will follow, too.
[08:40] ---
    Stein!
[08:47] ---
    You'll just get struck back like
    this if you attack with sheer force!
[08:53] ---
    What will happen to my
    immoral feelings for gods
[08:55] ---
    before ego becomes the standard?
[09:00] ---
    I cannot go along with you!
[09:04] ---
    I guess there's no getting through to you.
[09:06] ---
    I want to rip things apart
    without immoral feelings!
[09:10] ---
    So that's how you use your madness, huh?!
[09:16] ---
    What?!
[09:17] ---
    Soul Force!
[09:28] ---
    He did it...
[09:29] ---
    But he took too much
    damage for that one hit...
[09:34] ---
    I think I might have
    overestimated you a little...
[09:40] ---
    This is the most you could do
    after turning down my invitation?
[09:47] ---
    It's all over. I'll
    remove your head for you.
[09:51] ---
    Senpai. Not one move.
[09:55] ---
    What?! My tail snake stopped?!
[09:59] ---
    No, my whole body has!
[10:03] ---
    Soul-thread Diffusion Sutures.
[10:06] ---
    What are you talking about?
    You haven't sewed me anywhere...
[10:11] ---
    Take a closer look.
[10:13] ---
    The threads are inside your body as well.
[10:18] ---
    I've blocked every nerve
    in your body with it.
[10:22] ---
    So what?
[10:24] ---
    Why don't you strike me down
    now with the scythe in your right hand?
[10:27] ---
    There's no time to waste, right?
[10:29] ---
    It takes real accuracy to control
    such an enormous wavelength.
[10:33] ---
    Focusing on that takes all of my effort.
[10:37] ---
    I can't move a single finger.
[10:39] ---
    As a last-ditch effort,
    don't you think this is pathetic?
[10:43] ---
    Did you invent these
    rules for fighting yourself?
[10:49] ---
    Do you plan to have a cowboy-like shootout
[10:52] ---
    the instant you release the threads?
[10:55] ---
    It's pointless. My snake
    is already at your neck.
[10:59] ---
    It'll lop your head off long
    before your scythe can reach me.
[11:04] ---
    I somehow doubt wavelength-control
    of this magnitude can last long.
[11:10] ---
    As soon as it’s released, you
    will die and the Kishin will live again.
[11:20] ---
    You haven't the slightest
    chance against me.
[11:24] ---
    That's it.
[11:25] ---
    That?
[11:26] ---
    Yeah. The bag.
[11:30] ---
    It was probably originally
    an object of worship
[11:33] ---
    but wound up looking like this
    after sucking up the Kishin's madness.
[11:41] ---
    Fribbit rog cribbit frog! Ribbit ribbit!
[11:56] ---
    All set.
[11:58] ---
    This is it.
[12:05] ---
    The black blood is in that syringe!
[12:10] ---
    Take this!
[12:11] ---
    Eruka!
[12:18] ---
    What the...?!
[12:22] ---
    Damn it!
[12:27] ---
    What is this guy?!
[12:31] ---
    He's hallucinating too! Now's our chance!
[12:33] ---
    Yeah!
[12:36] ---
    Damn... Not again! I feel
    like I'm about to go crazy...
[12:41] ---
    I'm getting sick of this!
[12:49] ---
    Calm down.
[12:51] ---
    What you’re feeling is the
    Kishin's madness wavelength,
[12:54] ---
    which you've felt plenty
    of times on your way here!
[13:01] ---
    This is a hallucination!
[13:05] ---
    Where's the black blood?!
[13:09] ---
    Out of the way!
[13:14] ---
    Definitely smarts more than before!
[13:18] ---
    The werewolf can't move if
    I keep aiming for the black blood!
[13:21] ---
    Now, Black☆Star! Go!
[13:24] ---
    You got it!
[13:29] ---
    Be careful! The Kishin's
    madness can make you hallucinate!
[13:32] ---
    Don't worry about me!
[13:34] ---
    My sixth sense sucks!
[13:36] ---
    I practically don't feel
    any madness at all!
[13:40] ---
    Excellent!
[13:42] ---
    Yahoo!
[13:43] ---
    Heads up, Eruka!
[13:44] ---
    Enchanted Sword Mode!
[13:47] ---
    Fribbit rog cribbit frog!
[13:51] ---
    A fresh-made Tadpole Bomb!
[14:00] ---
    Alright!
[14:01] ---
    No, you don't!
[14:05] ---
    It's a hallucination!
    Hallucination! Hallucination!
[14:11] ---
    Alright!
[14:12] ---
    That's no fair! Time-out!
[14:14] ---
    Gotcha!
[14:17] ---
    What?!
[14:20] ---
    Good boy!
[14:22] ---
    You damn amphibian,
    getting in the way! Take that!
[14:25] ---
    Tadpole Jackson!
[14:27] ---
    I won't let your bravery be in vain!
[14:34] ---
    Dammit! No, you don't, frog girl!
[14:41] ---
    Hurry, Eruka!
[14:42] ---
    Stop her, Black☆Star!
[14:45] ---
    Enchanted Sword Mode is at its limit...
[14:48] ---
    No, I don't care if my muscles rip!
[14:54] ---
    Please... Go in!
[14:58] ---
    Too late, you damn girl!
[15:00] ---
    Gotcha!
[15:28] ---
    I did it...
[15:30] ---
    We won...
[15:36] ---
    No revival for the Kishin!
[15:48] ---
    This is a gamble.
[15:50] ---
    And the odds are really against us...
[15:53] ---
    Medusa is focused on defense,
    so the only way to bring her down
[15:56] ---
    is to go on the offensive halfway.
[16:00] ---
    We've managed to come this far.
[16:03] ---
    However, the instant the sutures
    come undone, there will be a clash...
[16:11] ---
    And, just as Medusa says,
    I'll be the most likely to lose.
[16:18] ---
    But instead of imagining
    myself being beaten,
[16:22] ---
    all I'm able to imagine now
    is Medusa being dismembered.
[16:30] ---
    My only choice is to bet
    on what little odds I have!
[16:40] ---
    W-What's that?
[16:45] ---
    What's going on?!
[16:58] ---
    The madness is taking control...
[17:03] ---
    It couldn't be!
[17:05] ---
    Kid's group failed?!
[17:09] ---
    The Kishin is reviving?!
[17:19] ---
    Now we've done it...
[17:22] ---
    This can't be...
[17:24] ---
    Hey, wait! We won, didn't we?!
[17:33] ---
    Your desperate strength
    wound up working against us...
[17:36] ---
    Look closer! What you cut
    was the thing itself!
[17:41] ---
    What?!
[17:43] ---
    What irony...
[17:46] ---
    You were so focused on
    destroying the black blood
[17:49] ---
    that your sixth sense
    kicked in when it shouldn't have.
[17:55] ---
    At the very end, you
    started hallucinating...
[18:00] ---
    That... can't be...
[18:08] ---
    We failed?
[18:22] ---
    They weren't able to stop it...
[18:25] ---
    Too bad. We win.
[18:51] ---
    He did it!
[18:53] ---
    I missed it...
[19:22] ---
    Disappointing, isn't it?
[19:28] ---
    The moment you were certain
    the Kishin revived,
[19:31] ---
    your sense of accomplishment
    gave me an opening.
[19:37] ---
    How ironic. I managed
    to win thanks to the Kishin.
[19:46] ---
    But now the Kishin has revived.
[19:53] ---
    In the end, I lose.
[19:57] ---
    Even so...
[19:59] ---
    it feels very refreshing!
[20:10] ---
    Damn it!
[20:12] ---
    Die!
[20:27] ---
    It's no use...
[20:49] ---
    I-it's coming out...
[21:10] ---
    The bag... It's attaching to it!
[21:57] ---
    Hajimaru yo Kimi to boku wo
[22:01] ---
    tsunagu tobira nokku sureba
[22:05] ---
    donna mirai ga bokura wo matte iru no?
[22:14] ---
    Otona ga sou motomeru no wa
[22:18] ---
    kanpeki na sutairu
[22:21] ---
    itsuka haguruma no you ni
[22:25] ---
    subete ga kasanaru you ni
[22:31] ---
    Kamisama iru nara kiite yo
[22:35] ---
    Itsuitsu made mo kono shunkan
[22:39] ---
    ripiito dekinai mainichi wo
[22:45] ---
    miokuranakucha
[22:48] ---
    Dakara ato mou sukoshi dake tte
[22:52] ---
    kodomo de itai
[22:55] ---
    boys & girls ga nannin mo
[22:58] ---
    kono yo ni kakurehisonde
    wa yume wo mite iru
[23:05] ---
    tte iu sutorii
[23:18] ---
    Thank you all so much.
    As of today, I, Medusa, am retiring.
[23:22] ---
    I'm sad to be leaving,
    but I have no regrets.
[23:24] ---
    After all, I did accomplish my goal.
[23:26] ---
    So, I have no regrets at all,
[23:28] ---
    though I do wish I could've
    caused a bit more mayhem.
[23:31] ---
    I have no regrets, but I do wish
    I could've talked with the Kishin
[23:34] ---
    and toyed with Stein a little more!
[23:36] ---
    And then, and then...
[23:37] ---
    Sounds like you have plenty of regrets.
[23:39] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 24:
[23:42] ---
    "The Battle of the Gods...
    Death City on the Verge of Collapse?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!

E24 - The Battle of the Gods – Death City on the Verge of Collapse?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:27] ---
    The battle for the Kishin
    was drawing to a close.
[00:31] ---
    Death Scythe and I wanted to end our fight
[00:34] ---
    with Medusa as quickly as possible...
[00:38] ---
    But Medusa was aware of this
    and attempted to draw out the fight.
[00:47] ---
    What?!
[00:48] ---
    Soul Force!
[00:59] ---
    Medusa and I found ourselves in a deadlock.
[01:03] ---
    Neither of us was able
    to take a single step...
[01:12] ---
    Meanwhile, Kid's group
    fought one last battle
[01:16] ---
    to prevent the Kishin's revival.
[01:19] ---
    Take this!
[01:20] ---
    Eruka!
[01:23] ---
    Where's the black blood?!
[01:27] ---
    Out of the way!
[01:29] ---
    Kid and Black☆Star tried to destroy
    the syringe filled with black blood.
[01:34] ---
    --Free and Eruka tried to stick the
    syringe into the Kishin.
[01:35] ---
    --Gotcha!
[01:42] ---
    It appeared that Black☆Star was
    victorious in the desperate battle...
[01:51] ---
    In actuality, Black☆Star
    had been hallucinating.
[02:01] ---
    We failed?
[02:10] ---
    At that moment, my battle
    with Medusa reached a conclusion.
[02:32] ---
    And then... the Kishin revived.
[03:00] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[03:03] ---
    point to your heart,
[03:06] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[03:09] ---
    stronger than words?
[03:23] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[03:26] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[03:29] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[03:32] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[03:35] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[03:40] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[03:47] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[03:50] ---
    point to your heart,
[03:52] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[03:55] ---
    stronger than words?
[03:59] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[04:01] ---
    We are drawn together
[04:04] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[04:07] ---
    the clearer things become
[04:23] ---
    What is it? What's wrong, Maka?
[04:26] ---
    This madness wavelength...
[04:29] ---
    The Kishin has revived?
[04:32] ---
    What about Black☆Star and the others?
[04:34] ---
    I don't know. With all this madness,
    I can't sense any wavelengths.
[04:40] ---
    Let's hurry!
[06:16] ---
    "The Battle of the Gods...
    Death City on the Verge of Collapse?"
[06:28] ---
    W-What?! It's...
    surprised at Eruka?!
[06:34] ---
    Damn, that's annoying...
[06:37] ---
    Black☆Star!
[06:41] ---
    So he's the Kishin?
[06:45] ---
    Tsubaki! Enchanted Sword Mode!
[06:47] ---
    We're gonna kill him
    before he can do anything!
[06:49] ---
    I can't! Your body has
    already taken a real beating!
[06:54] ---
    If you use Enchanted Sword any more,
[06:56] ---
    I'll end up cutting off part of your soul!
[06:59] ---
    Shut up and do what I say!
    Hurry! Enchanted Sword Mode!
[07:03] ---
    I can't!
[07:05] ---
    Then you can sit there and watch!
[07:07] ---
    Black☆Star!
[07:08] ---
    Let's go, too!
[07:09] ---
    'Kay!
[07:10] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[07:11] ---
    Take this, you damn naked pervert!
[07:14] ---
    Black Star Big Wave!
[07:21] ---
    My body can't even endure
    my own wavelength!
[07:26] ---
    I'm just getting started!
[07:35] ---
    Black☆Star!
[07:36] ---
    Damn you!
[07:50] ---
    Kid!
[08:12] ---
    I'm naked!
[08:15] ---
    I need to cover up!
[08:17] ---
    The macho look sure is nice!
[08:21] ---
    Does he mean me?
[08:23] ---
    He's getting away?!
[08:29] ---
    Maka!
[08:32] ---
    No, you don't!
[08:37] ---
    This is great!
[08:38] ---
    Awesome!
[08:40] ---
    Do more!
[08:42] ---
    Lust, lust!
[08:43] ---
    I've had dreams about catfights like this!
[08:48] ---
    Why, you...!
[08:51] ---
    You're a witch, aren't you?!
    Then use magic!
[08:54] ---
    You first, you loser cat!
[08:57] ---
    You're heavy! Get off already!
[08:59] ---
    Shut up! Go hang around some
    dirty gutters for the rest of your life!
[09:03] ---
    Th-This is too much!
[09:06] ---
    Hey! Does anyone else feel that shaking?!
[09:09] ---
    You're just overexcited!
[09:11] ---
    No, it really is shaking...
[09:14] ---
    What's this? You're shaking?! How lame!
[09:17] ---
    No! It's the ground that's
    shaking, you idiot!
[09:20] ---
    Huh? An earthquake?!
[09:23] ---
    Looks like Eruka and the others succeeded.
[09:36] ---
    Hey! What's that?!
[09:38] ---
    Something came out of the ground!
[09:41] ---
    That's the Kishin?
[09:45] ---
    Maka!
[09:59] ---
    I have to stop... the Kishin...
[10:13] ---
    You're really something...
[10:20] ---
    What?! Something else is coming out?!
[10:26] ---
    W-What are those?!
[10:28] ---
    Are those...?
[10:33] ---
    Death's seals are still alive?
[10:44] ---
    What is that?
[10:48] ---
    Thanks to the big hole the Kishin
    made, it was easy to come back up.
[10:54] ---
    Ribbit!
[10:55] ---
    Something's caught him!
[10:57] ---
    Probably some of Death's
    seals that just activated.
[11:01] ---
    Will he be all right?
[11:03] ---
    Such old seals can't
    stop a newly-revived Kishin.
[11:11] ---
    Torn almost like scrap paper!
[11:14] ---
    Ribbit?!
[11:16] ---
    Never mind that, Free!
[11:19] ---
    Look! Up there!
[11:21] ---
    Hey! Look!
[11:24] ---
    What is it, Eruka?
[11:26] ---
    You said your spell would last an hour!
[11:30] ---
    But it's only been forty minutes!
[11:33] ---
    Looks like I exaggerated
    a little bit about the time.
[11:37] ---
    I'm a man. Of course
    I'll show off sometimes.
[11:44] ---
    You...
[12:00] ---
    Death...
[12:15] ---
    Hiya. Long time, no see.
[12:18] ---
    You okay? You're all spindly and stuff.
[12:22] ---
    You always wore heavy clothing,
[12:24] ---
    so it must be uncomfortable
    with such light clothing now.
[12:27] ---
    What about you? What's
    with that comical mask?
[12:31] ---
    Well, you see, after I
    stuffed you in that bag,
[12:35] ---
    I started a school for
    meisters and weapons.
[12:39] ---
    My old mask would scare the
    kids senseless. It was really bad.
[12:45] ---
    The little kids would even start crying.
[12:49] ---
    Those seals are kind of scary too,
    because they're from the old days.
[12:54] ---
    I guess that also explains
    your funny way of talking now.
[12:58] ---
    I've grown quite used to it all.
[13:01] ---
    I'm sorry to do this just
    after you've woken up and all...
[13:06] ---
    but it's time to die again.
[13:09] ---
    Reaper Chop!
[13:30] ---
    Death...
[13:31] ---
    Do you know the pain of having
    your skin torn from your entire body?
[13:37] ---
    I've forgotten it myself.
[13:45] ---
    Try to make me remember!
[13:51] ---
    Shockwaves, huh?
[14:12] ---
    Now it's my turn!
[14:42] ---
    Oh no!
[14:50] ---
    What is all this?! It's too overwhelming!
[14:53] ---
    What are you doing?!
    Split up and aid the injured!
[14:57] ---
    Right!
[14:58] ---
    While you're at it, lead the
    citizens out of town! Is that clear?!
[15:02] ---
    Understood!
[15:05] ---
    A serious fight between those two
[15:08] ---
    could very well blow all
    of Death City away!
[15:11] ---
    We're counting on you, Lord Death!
[15:29] ---
    You're not going anywhere!
[15:44] ---
    W-Whoa...
[16:05] ---
    Though he still isn't at full form,
[16:08] ---
    without my Death Scythes, he
    can strike me with a finishing blow...
[16:15] ---
    Outta the way!
[16:19] ---
    Vajra!
[16:37] ---
    You can't stop me!
[16:46] ---
    Lord Death!
[16:48] ---
    Curse you, you filthy swine!
[16:51] ---
    I'm going to skin you alive again!
[17:03] ---
    They bounced away?! Why?!
[17:06] ---
    Damn you! You shrewd bastard!
[17:11] ---
    You knew there was a
    limit to my area of activity?!
[17:16] ---
    I doubt we'll ever meet again.
[17:21] ---
    Goodbye, Master.
[17:48] ---
    Lord Death!
[17:50] ---
    Sid...
[17:52] ---
    Taking care of the children who
    went underground takes priority...
[17:56] ---
    Right!
[17:57] ---
    And tell the Death Scythes scattered
    across the continents to gather.
[18:06] ---
    Understood, sir!
[18:15] ---
    To think the anniversary of the
    school I built to prevent more Kishins
[18:20] ---
    would be the day a Kishin revives...
[18:24] ---
    Things are about to get a lot busier.
[18:36] ---
    We should be safe now!
[18:39] ---
    Who are you, anyway?
[18:41] ---
    A combination of five Mizunes.
[18:46] ---
    I see.
[18:48] ---
    I can't sense Medusa's magic power.
[18:51] ---
    That's a relief.
[18:53] ---
    It's just too bad I didn't
    get to see her die.
[18:58] ---
    In a way, I did look up to her, though.
[19:01] ---
    There aren't many
    witches out there of her caliber.
[19:05] ---
    Funny, huh?
[19:09] ---
    It looks like Lord Death and
    the Kishin were fighting it out,
[19:13] ---
    but the madness is fading now...
[19:18] ---
    He escaped?
[19:22] ---
    I wish I could've seen it.
[19:25] ---
    Basically, had I not left Lord
    Death's side, we could've stopped him.
[19:30] ---
    This isn't good. I bet
    everyone's gonna blame me...
[19:35] ---
    There's no point in crying over spilt milk.
[19:37] ---
    This isn't over yet.
[19:40] ---
    If we don't figure out a way to fix this,
    the world will be in grave trouble.
[19:49] ---
    Stein!
[19:51] ---
    Damn!
[19:56] ---
    I love you, you know.
[20:03] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[20:05] ---
    You're just like me. You
    can't possibly understand love.
[20:20] ---
    What kind of woman was that?!
    She even extinguished her soul!
[20:54] ---
    The effects of reviving a
    Kishin are beyond imagination.
[21:00] ---
    Its madness will spread like an illness...
[21:08] ---
    A long night it has been, indeed.
[21:10] ---
    Certainly, some would say,
    "What a long night it's been."
[21:15] ---
    Yet, even after nights such as this...
[21:18] ---
    morning will eventually come.
[21:25] ---
    Lust, lust, lust...
[21:57] ---
    It's beginning. If we knock
[22:01] ---
    on the doors that connect you and me,
[22:05] ---
    what kind of future will be waiting for us?
[22:14] ---
    What grown-ups seek
[22:18] ---
    is a perfect style,
[22:21] ---
    where everything comes together someday,
[22:25] ---
    as though it were a bunch of gears
[22:31] ---
    God, if you're there, listen to me
[22:35] ---
    You have to watch these days pass by,
[22:39] ---
    with moments like these that will never,
[22:45] ---
    ever repeat themselves
[22:48] ---
    Which is why there are so many boys & girls
[22:52] ---
    who want to be children
[22:54] ---
    just a little while longer
[22:58] ---
    out there in the world,
    hiding out of sight and dreaming
[23:05] ---
    in this story
[23:19] ---
    The air in the outside
    world really is nice.
[23:21] ---
    Mr. Kishin! Mr. Kishin!
[23:22] ---
    It must feel good to be
    outside after all this time!
[23:24] ---
    What's the first thing you want to do?
[23:26] ---
    Stretch.
[23:26] ---
    Then what did you most want
    to do while you were sealed up?
[23:29] ---
    Stretch.
[23:30] ---
    What did you do for fun as a child?
[23:31] ---
    Stretch.
[23:32] ---
    Any hobbies?!
[23:32] ---
    Stretching.
[23:33] ---
    --Any special skills?!
[23:33] ---
    --Stretching.
[23:34] ---
    What's your dream?
[23:35] ---
    To stretch.
[23:35] ---
    What's that thing for
    carrying injured people?
[23:37] ---
    A stretcher.
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 25:
[23:41] ---
    "The Death Scythes Convene...
    Stop Dad's Staff Reassignment!!?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!

E25 - The Death Scythes Convene – Stop Dad's Staff Reassignment!?

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    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:30] ---
    How many years it's been
    since I last stepped foot here...
[00:35] ---
    Oh, Lord. Please give the
    people comfortable lives and deaths.
[01:00] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:03] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:06] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:09] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:23] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[01:26] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[01:29] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[01:32] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[01:35] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[01:40] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[01:47] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:50] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:52] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:55] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:59] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[02:01] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[02:04] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:07] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[02:19] ---
    Crona...
[02:23] ---
    It's... all right...
[02:32] ---
    I wonder how he's doing...
[02:37] ---
    Yeesh.
[02:40] ---
    About the Demon Sword...
[02:44] ---
    For now, we've taken him
    under our care after he surrendered,
[02:49] ---
    but I believe you should
    decide how he should be dealt with.
[02:54] ---
    Indeed...
[02:58] ---
    Does something bother you?
[03:00] ---
    Yes. There's something
    a bit strange about him...
[03:05] ---
    Something strange?
[03:07] ---
    The Demon Sword has
    devoured many souls, correct?
[03:13] ---
    So I would've expected him to be
    well on his way to being a Kishin,
[03:17] ---
    but nothing could be
    farther from the truth.
[03:20] ---
    What do you mean?
[03:21] ---
    I don't understand how,
[03:24] ---
    but something's had a purifying
    effect on him, I guess you could say.
[03:30] ---
    What do you think, Sid?
[03:32] ---
    I haven't the slightest...
[03:34] ---
    But we should take into account
    what the Demon Sword has done.
[03:39] ---
    Even if he is a child,
    even if he was led by a witch,
[03:45] ---
    I think the standard harsh
    punishment for cases like this is in order.
[03:50] ---
    What shall we do?
[03:58] ---
    I dunno, so I'll put it off!
[04:04] ---
    "The Death Scythes Convene...
    Stop Dad's Staff Reassignment!!?"
[04:10] ---
    Hey! What's the big idea?!
[04:12] ---
    Just come on.
[04:13] ---
    I'm not coming anywhere!
[04:15] ---
    Lord Death told us to
    stay put until our injuries heal!
[04:18] ---
    Seriously, if you stay at
    home and never come out...
[04:24] ---
    mushrooms'll start
    growing out of your head!
[04:26] ---
    No, they won't!
[04:28] ---
    Just come on!
[04:29] ---
    Where to?
[04:31] ---
    A change of pace.
[04:33] ---
    Huh?
[04:35] ---
    Yo!
[04:42] ---
    Well, Sid?
[04:44] ---
    Including Spirit,
[04:46] ---
    how is the gathering of the
    eight Death Scythes coming along?
[04:49] ---
    Right, sir.
[04:50] ---
    It appears that Justin has just arrived.
[04:53] ---
    Counting the two that
    arrived earlier, there are four here.
[04:57] ---
    Then what are the other four up to?
[05:01] ---
    It looks like the ones in
    charge of Europe and West Asia
[05:04] ---
    are busy with work and can't make it.
[05:06] ---
    That's no good. What about the
    one in charge of South America?
[05:11] ---
    His growling and barking
    don't make any sense.
[05:13] ---
    How about Africa?
[05:15] ---
    Refuses to take our calls.
[05:21] ---
    Oh, well! We have half of
    them here, that's good enough!
[05:29] ---
    Ugh...
[05:32] ---
    No! No!
[05:35] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:36] ---
    I shouldn't be here now...
[05:40] ---
    This isn't where I should be...
[05:44] ---
    Don't be silly. The Kishin
    has revived, you know.
[05:48] ---
    What could possibly be more important?
[05:51] ---
    You're still young, Azusa.
    You wouldn't understand.
[05:55] ---
    I just want to get married and retire,
[05:57] ---
    but I still get left with
    tons of work to do...
[06:00] ---
    Doesn't that seem strange to you?!
[06:02] ---
    I think it's impressive.
[06:04] ---
    I utterly devote myself to men,
    but I always wind up being dumped.
[06:09] ---
    Perhaps your over-devotion
    puts pressure on them
[06:12] ---
    and causes them to run away?
[06:17] ---
    You don't understand the power of love!
[06:22] ---
    Y-You don't understand the
    power of your punches, Marie-senpai...
[06:25] ---
    S-Sorry...
[06:29] ---
    In any case, marriage being a
    woman's happiness is so old-fashioned.
[06:40] ---
    What's going on?
[06:42] ---
    I'm going to marry this toilet.
[06:46] ---
    After all, a toilet will accept
    anything and everything, you know?
[06:51] ---
    He's truly my ideal lover!
[06:56] ---
    But wouldn't it be annoying if
    the toilet seat were ever left up?!
[07:01] ---
    I can put up with that!
[07:03] ---
    Oh no! I have to stop her!
[07:06] ---
    Y-You know, sometimes even he'll sigh
[07:09] ---
    because he can't stand the pressure!
[07:13] ---
    He might even secretly leak
    somewhere without you knowing!
[07:17] ---
    H-How indecent...
[07:20] ---
    Unforgivable...
[07:22] ---
    You cheating bastard!
[07:25] ---
    Okay! Let's go see Lord Death now!
[07:29] ---
    Just as you'd expect of the "Pulverizer"...
[07:32] ---
    You won't be retiring any time soon!
[07:46] ---
    Need something?
[07:47] ---
    Yes. We need to go see Lord Death.
[07:52] ---
    I ain't goin'.
[07:54] ---
    Why not?
[07:56] ---
    Tell me, Stein.
[07:57] ---
    Why do you think Lord Death is
    gathering the other Death Scythes?
[08:02] ---
    Because the Kishin has revived
    and we need to come up with a plan.
[08:07] ---
    Nope! He totally plans to send
    me far away! A demotion transfer!
[08:12] ---
    Yeah?
[08:13] ---
    I mean, think about it!
[08:15] ---
    If I hadn't left his side, he
    could've used me to beat the Kishin!
[08:20] ---
    So you're polishing the candlesticks
    to earn some points with him?
[08:23] ---
    Something wrong with that?!
[08:25] ---
    Wow, you're dumb!
[08:29] ---
    Of course I'm desperate!
[08:32] ---
    I don't want my ex-wife
    to take custody of Maka...
[08:35] ---
    If Maka gets taken far away from me,
[08:37] ---
    it'll hardly seem like I'm her dad anymore!
[08:40] ---
    It already hardly seems that way.
[08:45] ---
    I see you're desperate
    enough to roll up your suit sleeves.
[08:48] ---
    That's right! And I can still
    roll 'em up ten more centimeters!
[08:52] ---
    It's Stein, your first love!
[08:55] ---
    Since when?
[08:58] ---
    Oh! Long time, no see!
[09:00] ---
    Hello.
[09:02] ---
    It's the monster!
[09:03] ---
    The King of Committee Chairmen!
[09:03] ---
    "The King of Committee Chairmen"
[09:07] ---
    For a brat, you sure were annoying!
[09:10] ---
    You always complained every
    time I tried to dismember a passerby.
[09:14] ---
    Uhh, I think anyone would.
[09:17] ---
    Wouldn't you say that the Kishin's revival
[09:19] ---
    was mainly a result of your blundering?
[09:22] ---
    D-Don't! Don't say that
    stuff to Lord Death!
[09:25] ---
    I don't know. I tend to speak my
    thoughts in a straightforward way.
[09:30] ---
    Come to think of it, Marie...
[09:32] ---
    Weren't you going to retire right
    after you became a Death Scythe?
[09:36] ---
    Don't remind me...
[09:39] ---
    All right! No more talking!
    Lord Death is waiting!
[09:43] ---
    Line up!
[09:45] ---
    At attention!
[09:48] ---
    Yep, there she goes...
[09:51] ---
    Oh, Lord!
[09:54] ---
    Why do You not give me Your words?
[09:58] ---
    Umm...
[10:00] ---
    Oh, how can this be?
[10:03] ---
    I am unable to hear Your voice...
[10:06] ---
    Uhh, actually...
[10:09] ---
    Take out your earphones!
[10:10] ---
    Huh?
[10:13] ---
    It's good to see you all again.
    Justin, at your service.
[10:20] ---
    Thank you for coming all this way!
[10:23] ---
    Now, then.
[10:24] ---
    I assume you already know
    why I've called you all to DWMA.
[10:30] ---
    Please no transfer! Please no transfer!
[10:35] ---
    The Kishin Asura's revival...
[10:38] ---
    I thought we might discuss
    this a little bit.
[10:42] ---
    However, though he may be the
    strongest, Asura is a scaredy-cat,
[10:45] ---
    so I can't imagine him
    making any moves so early on.
[10:49] ---
    What's most pressing
    now is not Asura's actions,
[10:54] ---
    but figuring out a strategy for
    the madness wavelengths he puts off.
[11:02] ---
    Stein. Could you explain
    about that briefly?
[11:06] ---
    Yes, sir.
[11:07] ---
    Can we consider the madness wavelengths
[11:09] ---
    to be the same as Asura's soul wavelengths?
[11:12] ---
    Yes, that's right. But they're
    wavelengths on a godly level.
[11:16] ---
    Do these madness wavelengths
    cause something to happen?
[11:19] ---
    As you know, all people
    possess some amount of madness.
[11:25] ---
    In my case, especially...
[11:28] ---
    Asura's madness wavelengths
[11:30] ---
    rouse the madness that
    sleeps deep in people's souls.
[11:36] ---
    The madness spreads like a disease.
[11:38] ---
    This is a certainty. I felt it
    myself the moment Asura revived.
[11:49] ---
    A madness infection?
    And it can affect anyone?
[11:54] ---
    No.
[11:55] ---
    I believe it might be relatively difficult
[11:58] ---
    for a person like Justin to be infected.
[12:01] ---
    Additionally, at the present stage,
[12:03] ---
    I find it unlikely that there will be
    an outbreak of madness
[12:07] ---
    that will involve average, regular people.
[12:10] ---
    Then, what problem does the madness pose?
[12:13] ---
    The revival and power-up of the wicked...
[12:16] ---
    Yes. I do love the idea of figuring
    a person out by examining them.
[12:20] ---
    It makes me want to dismember them.
[12:22] ---
    So?
[12:23] ---
    The awakening of dormant witches,
    due to the madness wavelengths...
[12:28] ---
    It's not just people. Major disasters
    and unusual weather phenomena...
[12:31] ---
    All sorts of horrors are possible.
[12:35] ---
    Meaning enemies who stayed
    quiet will start to take action?
[12:40] ---
    We're in this situation now
    because of the blundering of these two.
[12:44] ---
    Do you have any thoughts as to
    what should be done with them?
[12:47] ---
    W-Why, you...!
[12:50] ---
    Yes. Hmm...
[12:52] ---
    Please no transfer!
    Anything but reassignment!
[12:55] ---
    I'm thinking a very slight staff
    reassignment may be in order...
[12:59] ---
    What?!
[13:08] ---
    My happy life with my daughter...
    It's gone...
[13:12] ---
    Our future is gone...
[13:14] ---
    What am I supposed to tell Maka?
[13:17] ---
    I don't want to see the
    sad look on her face...
[13:20] ---
    No, no. You will still
    remain my weapon, Spirit.
[13:26] ---
    You don't mind using me?!
[13:28] ---
    You are the only one of the
    Death Scythes who is a Death Scythe.
[13:34] ---
    Have pride in yourself.
[13:36] ---
    Oh, Lord! You speak with such benevolence!
[13:40] ---
    Until now, I've sent you off to
    serve as Stein's temporary weapon,
[13:46] ---
    but from now on you mustn't
    leave DWMA, to the best of your ability.
[13:50] ---
    With pleasure!
[13:51] ---
    Also, I'm thinking of having
    one other Death Scythe remain here
[13:57] ---
    to help fortify DWMA.
[14:00] ---
    Marie. I'd like you to be Stein's partner.
[14:05] ---
    Huh? Me?
[14:07] ---
    You can't be serious...
[14:09] ---
    Please wait! I don't
    have the motivation for work!
[14:13] ---
    I even chose to be in charge of Oceania
[14:15] ---
    because it was peaceful
    and work would be easy...
[14:18] ---
    If I'm busy here at DWMA, it'll
    take me even longer to get married...
[14:23] ---
    It's okay. You have a tendency
    to get obsessed with tasks at hand.
[14:27] ---
    Don't remind me...
[14:29] ---
    Lord Death. What should I do?
[14:33] ---
    You will use your wide
    field of vision to locate Asura.
[14:38] ---
    You'll also take charge
    of Oceania in Marie's place.
[14:43] ---
    Yes, sir.
[14:44] ---
    As for you, Justin...
[14:48] ---
    Justin.
[14:56] ---
    Well, never mind Justin for now!
[14:59] ---
    DWMA is going to have
    to change somewhat now.
[15:03] ---
    It's going to be a savage
    but exciting life, though!
[15:08] ---
    Okay, dismissed.
[15:13] ---
    Oh, hold on, Spirit.
[15:16] ---
    Yes, sir?
[15:18] ---
    There's something I'd like
    to talk to you about.
[15:29] ---
    Alright! Let's play some basketball!
[15:31] ---
    Yeah!
[15:33] ---
    Hey, Maka! Let's play some basketball!
[15:36] ---
    Why? You said you were fine with
    me reading a book on the sidelines.
[15:40] ---
    That's the only reason I came.
[15:43] ---
    I lied.
[15:47] ---
    It's not my fault! Liz
    suddenly couldn't come!
[15:52] ---
    I don't know basketball's rules.
[15:55] ---
    Here. For your hair.
[15:57] ---
    I guess these teams are okay for now.
[16:00] ---
    Kid. Why couldn't Liz come?
[16:03] ---
    She said she would've broken the
    long nails she worked hard to grow.
[16:06] ---
    A regular ol' game would be boring.
[16:09] ---
    Whadya say the captain of the losing team
[16:11] ---
    has to do a punishment game?
[16:13] ---
    Sounds good to me! We accept!
[16:15] ---
    If we lose,
[16:17] ---
    we'll move the picture frames
    in Kid's place two centimeters.
[16:19] ---
    H-Hey, now!
[16:21] ---
    That would be funny!
[16:22] ---
    And if we lose, Captain Maka will
    go on a day-long date with her dad.
[16:27] ---
    Huh?!
[16:28] ---
    Hold on! That makes no sense!
    You’re the captain, Black☆Star!
[16:32] ---
    Of course you wanna be captain!
[16:35] ---
    I know, but I feel bad
    for forcing you to play!
[16:39] ---
    I don't like it, but I'll tearfully
    let you have the captain's seat!
[16:43] ---
    This is no time to turn honest!
[16:46] ---
    Plus, you are wearing the captain's cap!
[16:48] ---
    Huh?! That's what this is?!
[16:50] ---
    Damn! I wanna be captain!
[16:53] ---
    I'm offering to switch!
[16:56] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[16:58] ---
    Huh? Why is Soul passing
    to us? He's not on our team.
[17:02] ---
    Here.
[17:03] ---
    Huh? Why are we passing it back?
[17:06] ---
    Okay! Let's do it!
[17:08] ---
    Patty! Captain Maka! Zone defense!
[17:12] ---
    'Kay!
[17:13] ---
    Huh? What's a zone? Teach me the rules!
[17:17] ---
    Why did you suddenly start?! Stop, stop!
[17:21] ---
    I'll never find a husband in a
    place like this that's full of kids...
[17:32] ---
    Oh, nice shot!
[17:34] ---
    Are they DWMA students?
[17:36] ---
    Yes. They're your pupils starting tomorrow.
[17:41] ---
    Double dribble on Maka!
[17:44] ---
    Geez! Come on, Captain!
[17:47] ---
    Huh? What's a double
    dribble? It sounds kind of cool...
[17:53] ---
    Alright!
[17:55] ---
    I don't have a boyfriend,
[17:57] ---
    but I guess I can do some
    work before I get married!
[18:00] ---
    Oh, right!
[18:02] ---
    Everything's happened so quickly,
[18:03] ---
    so let me stay at your
    place until I find an apartment!
[18:07] ---
    That's fine, but don't blame
    me if you wind up dismembered.
[18:10] ---
    I have total faith in you!
[18:13] ---
    Do you need me for something?
[18:15] ---
    Actually, it's about Stein...
[18:20] ---
    It looks like he's realized it himself,
[18:24] ---
    but the madness is taking control of him...
[18:27] ---
    That's why you assigned Marie to him?
[18:29] ---
    Marie's soul wavelength should
    have a positive effect on his soul.
[18:37] ---
    So, Spirit. Might I ask you
    to keep an eye on Stein, too?
[18:44] ---
    Yes, sir.
[18:48] ---
    Sheesh...
[18:50] ---
    He never ceases to be a
    troublesome junior...
[18:55] ---
    Hey.
[18:57] ---
    Oh, Spirit!
[18:58] ---
    Pass! Pass!
[19:00] ---
    What are they doing? Didn't
    we tell them to stay put at home?
[19:04] ---
    Kids have it nice, being so carefree...
[19:11] ---
    I wouldn't say they're carefree.
[19:14] ---
    After being in that messed-up place,
[19:16] ---
    they're just trying to regain
    normalcy in their own way now.
[19:21] ---
    Game set! 20 to 4! Maka's team loses!
[19:26] ---
    --I never figured out the rules...
[19:26] ---
    --Punishment game! Punishment game!
[19:30] ---
    Punishment game! Punishment game!
[19:32] ---
    Whew, what a relief...
[19:34] ---
    Let's call the punishment game off...
[19:37] ---
    I don't know, this doesn't seem
    to have that much more normalcy
[19:42] ---
    than that underground battle...
[19:45] ---
    Yeesh. You just don't
    understand things like that.
[19:54] ---
    Oh? What's going on, Maka?
[19:57] ---
    U-Umm, well, Dad...
[20:00] ---
    W-Want to have a date this Sunday?
[20:13] ---
    And there I was worrying I'd
    get sent to the middle of nowhere!
[20:16] ---
    Which do you want,
    Dad? Strawberry or banana?
[20:20] ---
    "Gorilla" "Buffalo!"
[20:20] ---
    Hey, Dad. Which do you think
    looks better on me?
[20:24] ---
    It's getting cold out.
[20:25] ---
    Thanks, Dad! It's nice and warm!
[20:27] ---
    I-I never imagined such
    abnormalcy would come flying my way!
[20:32] ---
    Dad?
[20:37] ---
    Hey, Dad! Are you okay?!
[20:42] ---
    Sorry! I was just so happy!
[20:46] ---
    Hang on! I'll go get some stomach medicine!
[20:48] ---
    No, that's okay! I'm fine!
[20:51] ---
    How humiliating...
[20:54] ---
    Happy-barfing.
[20:56] ---
    I don't understand that, either.
[21:02] ---
    Lord Death.
[21:05] ---
    You put it off last time, but how
    shall we deal with the Demon Sword?
[21:09] ---
    All right. We will enroll
    him at DWMA as a special case!
[21:14] ---
    Are you serious?!
[21:16] ---
    I am serious.
[21:18] ---
    I'm not joking around with you.
[21:22] ---
    The boy does have issues.
[21:25] ---
    But if we can guide him carefully,
[21:30] ---
    he will make a great DWMA ally.
[21:34] ---
    However, he's still in no
    condition to enroll in school.
[21:39] ---
    Indeed.
[21:40] ---
    In that case, for now...
[21:43] ---
    he'll start a trial enrollment
    at DWMA starting tomorrow!
[21:57] ---
    Hajimaru yo Kimi to boku wo
[22:01] ---
    tsunagu tobira nokku sureba
[22:05] ---
    donna mirai ga bokura wo matte iru no?
[22:13] ---
    Otona ga sou motomeru no wa
[22:18] ---
    kanpeki na sutairu
[22:21] ---
    itsuka haguruma no you ni
[22:25] ---
    subete ga kasanaru you ni
[22:31] ---
    Kamisama iru nara kiite yo
[22:35] ---
    Itsuitsu made mo kono shunkan
[22:39] ---
    ripiito dekinai mainichi wo
[22:45] ---
    miokuranakucha
[22:48] ---
    Dakara ato mou sukoshi dake tte
[22:52] ---
    kodomo de itai
[22:54] ---
    boys & girls ga nannin mo
[22:58] ---
    kono yo ni kakurehisonde
    wa yume wo mite iru
[23:05] ---
    tte iu sutorii
[23:18] ---
    It connects!
[23:19] ---
    Yes. All the seemingly unrelated
    incidents have connected now.
[23:23] ---
    No, not that!
[23:24] ---
    Are you referring to the
    virus-immunity relationship?
[23:26] ---
    No!
[23:26] ---
    The link between global warming
    and the polar bears' ecosystem?
[23:29] ---
    No!
[23:30] ---
    Then...
[23:31] ---
    You're getting on my nerves!
    I'll just say it!
[23:34] ---
    We're walking on thin
    ice that's barely connected!
[23:36] ---
    Umm, Azusa?
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 26:
[23:40] ---
    "The Exciting and Embarrassing
    Trial Enrollment!"
[23:42] ---
    "The DWMA New Lifestyle
    Support Fair is Open?"
[23:44] ---
    Bullying is uncool!

E26 - The Exciting and Embarrassing Trial Enrollment! The DWMA New Lifestyle Support Fair Is Open?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:37] ---
    Lord Death has given his approval.
[00:40] ---
    Starting this afternoon, you'll be
    participating in class on a trial basis.
[00:44] ---
    I'll come get you later on,
    so be sure you're ready.
[00:49] ---
    What do you have to say?
[00:53] ---
    Look, if zombies can crawl
    up out of the ground,
[00:58] ---
    surely someone who's alive can
    break down a simple door like this.
[01:03] ---
    Hello?!
[01:11] ---
    He totally hates me.
[01:29] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[01:32] ---
    point to your heart,
[01:35] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[01:38] ---
    stronger than words?
[01:53] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[01:55] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[01:58] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[02:01] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:04] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:09] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:16] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:19] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:21] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:24] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:28] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[02:30] ---
    We are drawn together
[02:33] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[02:36] ---
    the clearer things become
[02:45] ---
    I tried calling to him many times,
    but he was too afraid to come out.
[02:51] ---
    In the end, he said he doesn't
    know how to interact with zombies.
[02:55] ---
    Oh, I see.
[02:57] ---
    He's extremely depressed,
    and there's nothing I can really do.
[03:02] ---
    His room is this way.
[03:05] ---
    So I finally get to see Crona.
[03:07] ---
    It seems you've successfully
    grasped his soul wavelength.
[03:12] ---
    I'd like you to teach
    him all sorts of things
[03:15] ---
    so that he can get
    accustomed to DWMA quickly.
[03:17] ---
    Sure! My pleasure!
[03:19] ---
    I appreciate it.
[03:21] ---
    I can't believe I'm
    stranded in a place like this...
[03:25] ---
    --I'm cold! I'm hungry! I'm starving!
[03:26] ---
    --Oh, she's finally here?
[03:28] ---
    --Show her around the
    place too while you're at it.
[03:31] ---
    I could swear I've
    already gone this way before...
[03:38] ---
    Sid!
[03:40] ---
    Sorry, could you move?
[03:42] ---
    I was so lost I thought
    I was gonna die down here!
[03:45] ---
    You used to go to this school.
[03:52] ---
    "The Exciting and Embarrassing
    Trial Enrollment!"
[03:54] ---
    "The DWMA New Lifestyle
    Support Fair is Open?"
[04:01] ---
    Demon Swordsman Crona...
[04:04] ---
    A legacy of madness left by Witch Medusa.
[04:07] ---
    A new form of weapon and meister,
[04:09] ---
    created by melting the Demon
    Weapon Ragnarok in black blood
[04:14] ---
    and using that to replace
    Crona's own blood...
[04:18] ---
    "Witch"
[04:19] ---
    A witch's soul is needed to turn
    a Demon Weapon into a Death Scythe.
[04:25] ---
    In the end, perhaps it is witches
    who allow Demon Weapons to evolve
[04:29] ---
    and not their meisters.
[04:33] ---
    You can't stand it, can you?
[04:36] ---
    It isn't good to hold it in.
[04:39] ---
    You want to dismember
    everything, don't you?
[04:45] ---
    You want to know about
    the child I created, don't you?
[05:00] ---
    You've been infected by the madness...
[05:05] ---
    I can't wait to see what happens.
[05:15] ---
    I'm coming in.
[05:17] ---
    Huh?
[05:20] ---
    There's no one here.
[05:22] ---
    Maka...
[05:26] ---
    What are you doing over there?!
[05:28] ---
    I feel calmer when I'm in the Cor-Ner.
[05:31] ---
    Don't give it a name like that.
[05:34] ---
    Here, stand up.
[05:35] ---
    O-Okay...
[05:37] ---
    I'm going to show you around school now!
[05:40] ---
    Umm... U-Uhh...
[05:43] ---
    It's great to have you here, Crona!
[05:49] ---
    Yeah...
[05:51] ---
    Hey, hey!
[05:53] ---
    This is Ms. Marie.
[05:54] ---
    Hello! Tomorrow is my
    first day as a teacher, too!
[06:00] ---
    In that sense, we're in the same boat!
[06:03] ---
    Let's do our best together!
[06:05] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[06:08] ---
    Using your common
    anxieties to alleviate his fears!
[06:11] ---
    Nice guts, Marie!
[06:13] ---
    Crona?!
[06:14] ---
    The blue person is
    looking this way... I'm scared!
[06:17] ---
    Stay out of this, Sid!
[06:19] ---
    Don't worry!
[06:21] ---
    Mr. Sid looks like a mean, blue gorilla,
    but he's actually a nice guy!
[06:25] ---
    Okay...
[06:27] ---
    Okay! Your short school
    life won't wait for you!
[06:31] ---
    Let's go outside!
[06:32] ---
    Don't be gettin' too smug, you ugly-faces!
[06:41] ---
    There you are, Mini-Ragnarok!
[06:43] ---
    What is that?! It's so cute!
[06:45] ---
    You did something, didn't you?!
    You ugly cow!
[06:47] ---
    Don't look at me!
[06:49] ---
    Besides, I don't remember
    ever agreeing to be your friends!
[06:53] ---
    Looks like I can get close now
    without any fear of getting hurt!
[07:00] ---
    Wha...?
[07:02] ---
    That panty shot was more of a
    turn-off than I expected, you cow!
[07:08] ---
    --I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
    I'll never do it again!
[07:12] ---
    --No, Crona! I should be apologizing!
[07:13] ---
    --Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
[07:42] ---
    Come on, look up, Crona.
    There's nothing to be afraid of.
[08:05] ---
    E-Eep, it's so bright...
[08:11] ---
    Did... Did I say something strange?
[08:16] ---
    So, what do you think of the school?
[08:19] ---
    Think you can do okay here?
[08:21] ---
    No, this definitely isn't for me...
[08:24] ---
    You'll be fine! We'll all be with you!
[08:28] ---
    I can't do it! I'm going
    back to the Cor-Ner!
[08:32] ---
    I wanna kick him so bad!
[08:34] ---
    Quit it.
[08:36] ---
    In that case, how does
    writing poetry sound?
[08:41] ---
    Writing poetry? Are you serious?!
[08:41] ---
    "Writing poetry? Are you serious?! LOL"
[08:47] ---
    "Ow Ow Ow Ow"
[08:49] ---
    I often write poems when
    something's bothering me!
[08:54] ---
    Are you serious?! Damn, you're gloomy!
[08:54] ---
    "Damn, you're gloomy!"
[08:57] ---
    "You can talk to me about it,
    if you'd like!"?!
[09:02] ---
    "Dead..."
    "Maka"
[09:05] ---
    Let's write one together!
[09:08] ---
    If you say so...
[09:10] ---
    "30 Minutes Later"
[09:13] ---
    D-D-D-D...
[09:16] ---
    Done?
[09:17] ---
    Yeah.
[09:19] ---
    Let me see!
[09:20] ---
    "Oof..."
[09:20] ---
    This is so stupid...
[09:28] ---
    What... do you think?
[09:34] ---
    I'm sorry for being born...
[09:37] ---
    How depressing...
[09:41] ---
    What're you crumbums doing in here?!
    The weather's great outside!
[09:49] ---
    Well, I guess my
    existence is like that of the sun!
[09:52] ---
    If you're ever feeling
    lost, just look at me
[09:54] ---
    and you will find your way!
[09:57] ---
    Here.
[10:02] ---
    I'm sorry for being born...
[10:06] ---
    This thing really is destructive...
[10:12] ---
    I'm sorry for being born...
[10:16] ---
    I'm sorry for being born...
[10:23] ---
    I'm sorry for coming back to life...
[10:25] ---
    When did you get here?!
[10:28] ---
    About Crona...
[10:30] ---
    Well, there are still some problems...
[10:33] ---
    But I do believe he'll
    grow accustomed eventually.
[10:36] ---
    Glad to hear it!
[10:38] ---
    But you're looking somewhat
    pale, Sid. Are you feeling sick?
[10:43] ---
    Oh, no, it's nothing!
[10:45] ---
    Anyway, Crona is headed for
    the Czech Republic as we speak.
[10:49] ---
    I sent him along as part of
    Maka's supplementary lesson.
[10:52] ---
    Has something happened?
[10:55] ---
    There's a strange village
[10:56] ---
    where most of its citizens
    engineer puppets and figures.
[10:59] ---
    Apparently, the oldest golem created there
[11:02] ---
    has suddenly started to go berserk.
[11:04] ---
    Luckily, the extent of the
    damage seems to be light, but...
[11:08] ---
    Hold on. Is that for real?
[11:11] ---
    Is what?
[11:12] ---
    When golems are created, they're
    programmed only to protect things.
[11:20] ---
    Going berserk and
    destroying stuff is unthinkable...
[11:25] ---
    It may have something to do
    with the madness wavelengths.
[11:28] ---
    Sid. Contact Stein.
[11:32] ---
    I want to hear his opinion.
[11:37] ---
    So this is Loew Village.
    It has chimneys everywhere.
[11:41] ---
    That's because they make
    lots of golems here.
[11:45] ---
    There's probably one kiln for every house.
[11:50] ---
    Now let's nab us some souls!
[11:52] ---
    That's not how things work anymore.
[11:56] ---
    We're students at DWMA now.
[12:06] ---
    I wonder where this
    supposedly berserk golem is...
[12:10] ---
    I'll go ask the villagers for details.
[12:14] ---
    Figure engineers... Enchanters...
[12:27] ---
    They create golems by using
    this village's traditional giant gloves
[12:32] ---
    to mix magic with soil.
[12:35] ---
    Can't say they look too happy to see us...
[12:38] ---
    Soul!
[12:41] ---
    No one I asked knows
    anything about the golem.
[12:46] ---
    They're hidin' somethin'.
[12:50] ---
    Hey, you.
[12:53] ---
    Looks like you're here after
    catching wind of the incident.
[12:56] ---
    You're looking for the
    berserk golem, right?
[13:01] ---
    I'm Giriko. An Enchanter.
[13:05] ---
    I'll show you the way. Follow me.
[13:29] ---
    "Dismember Dismember"
    "Madness Wavelength"
[13:52] ---
    What are you doing here in the dark?
[13:56] ---
    Hey, Stein...
[13:59] ---
    Stein?
[14:03] ---
    Marie...
[14:04] ---
    Are you okay?
[14:06] ---
    Yeah. Anyway, what do you need?
[14:09] ---
    A message from Lord Death.
[14:11] ---
    The oldest golem in Loew
    Village has apparently gone berserk.
[14:16] ---
    I can make some tea. Do you have a cup?
[14:19] ---
    Use those.
[14:22] ---
    You want me to use those?
[14:25] ---
    Also, he apparently wants to
    hear your opinion on the matter.
[14:29] ---
    Does this incident pose a problem somehow?
[14:32] ---
    Golems used to ward off evil
    aren't programmed to destroy things.
[14:39] ---
    It may be possible to use modern technology
[14:41] ---
    to create golems with
    different programming.
[14:44] ---
    But this has happened to the oldest golem.
[14:48] ---
    Do you think the madness wavelengths
    have something to do with it?
[14:51] ---
    Even if it does, the order is strange.
[14:55] ---
    The order?
[14:56] ---
    Thankfully, there still
    haven't been any incidents
[14:59] ---
    relating to the Kishin's revival
    and the madness wavelengths.
[15:02] ---
    It's hard to accept that the first incident
[15:05] ---
    would be a soulless golem going berserk.
[15:08] ---
    Oh, right. People should
    be the first to be affected.
[15:13] ---
    It'd be strange for an
    object like a golem to be first...
[15:18] ---
    Golems going crazy would only happen
[15:19] ---
    once the world was fully
    enveloped in madness...
[15:25] ---
    It's also not right for
    me to act frivolously.
[15:28] ---
    Hey, wait!
[15:30] ---
    I'm going to the DWMA library.
[15:32] ---
    Please ask Lord Death to
    give me a little time.
[15:39] ---
    And I just made coffee, too...
[15:43] ---
    Hey. How much further to the golem?
[15:47] ---
    We're almost there.
[15:49] ---
    That's what you keep saying.
[15:51] ---
    You're creeping me out.
    You and this village.
[15:55] ---
    Hold on! Don't be rude!
[15:58] ---
    This village sells golems to
    outside countries and cities to get by.
[16:05] ---
    They ward off evil if you put
    them by your front door, you see.
[16:08] ---
    Everyone's afraid of the unknown.
[16:12] ---
    Are you trying to say we're "evil"?
[16:14] ---
    Why are you so quick to lash out?
    He never said anything of the sort.
[16:18] ---
    But that is what they're saying. Be quiet.
[16:22] ---
    The truth is, we want
    to live in peace and quiet,
[16:26] ---
    without anyone ever coming to our village.
[16:29] ---
    Which is why we've always
    remained calm like the golems
[16:32] ---
    and never caused conflict.
[16:34] ---
    Isn't everyone the same?
[16:36] ---
    People who put on the face of
    someone who's happy and nice
[16:40] ---
    actually have pitch
    darkness in their hearts.
[16:45] ---
    What was that?!
[16:50] ---
    Yeesh. What an impatient woman.
[17:07] ---
    Looks like there's no
    hiding the truth anymore.
[17:10] ---
    Soul.
[17:12] ---
    Maka! Get ready!
[17:21] ---
    No way... How can this be?
[17:23] ---
    What is it, Maka?!
[17:25] ---
    What's going on? Golems
    are non-living objects, right?
[17:28] ---
    It shouldn't be alive, but
    I sense a soul wavelength from it!
[17:32] ---
    A kid meister, huh?
    Looks like you've noticed it.
[17:38] ---
    I've been waiting for
    this moment. For 800 years.
[17:43] ---
    I used Enchanter techniques
[17:45] ---
    to swap my memories with my own children's
[17:48] ---
    and lived out almost 30
    boring-as-hell lives...
[17:52] ---
    800 years? What are you talking about?
[17:55] ---
    Apparently it's all been
    to store up the strength
[17:59] ---
    to take on Death and his
    organization, DWMA.
[18:03] ---
    But it's all over now.
[18:05] ---
    It's time for you little
    two to say goodbye.
[18:11] ---
    What is he?!
[18:13] ---
    I don't need a meister.
[18:15] ---
    The golem I made can use me!
[18:29] ---
    He's a Magic Weapon?!
[18:30] ---
    And then there's a golem with a soul...
[18:33] ---
    What's with this village?!
[18:40] ---
    Cease your attack at once.
[18:43] ---
    Continue any further and
    I will hunt your soul.
[18:48] ---
    My engine isn't even running yet.
[18:52] ---
    Maka!
[18:55] ---
    What is this wavelength?!
[18:58] ---
    It's full of bloodlust!
[19:00] ---
    There's no stopping us now...
    My engine is running!
[19:05] ---
    My soul's wavelength holds
    800 years worth of bloodlust!
[19:10] ---
    That forced smile of mine
    wasn't a one hour-only thing!
[19:14] ---
    I've been acting nice and friendly
    to stay under the DWMA's radar!
[19:18] ---
    My life so far has been nothing!
    It's been shit!
[19:22] ---
    Shoes! Shots! Cracks!
[19:25] ---
    It's bleeeeeergh!
[19:27] ---
    It's been completely pointless, dammit!
[19:33] ---
    Maka!
[19:35] ---
    Damn...
[19:41] ---
    Huh?
[19:43] ---
    I've been acting friendly for
    so long that I can't remember
[19:47] ---
    what my real self is like...
[19:49] ---
    Let me think... The words
    just won't come out!
[19:52] ---
    Oh, yeah! That's right!
[19:54] ---
    Everything I've cultivated all this time...
[19:58] ---
    I want to destroy it all
    now for some reason!
[20:03] ---
    The difference in mass is too overwhelming!
[20:06] ---
    If only I could attack from a distance,
[20:09] ---
    I could use that chance to get in close!
[20:11] ---
    There is Crona's Screech Arrow!
[20:15] ---
    I just thought I'd say that!
[20:17] ---
    We're just onlookers, though!
    We ain't gonna help you!
[20:21] ---
    Not even for three pieces of candy!
[20:23] ---
    Ragnarok...
[20:25] ---
    Four pieces, then!
[20:28] ---
    It was just a figure of speech!
    I don't really want any candy!
[20:32] ---
    I'm not a kid, you idiot!
[20:36] ---
    How about six pieces, then?!
[20:38] ---
    It's not a matter of how many!
[20:40] ---
    Fifteen pieces! I'll give
    you as many as you want!
[20:44] ---
    What?!
[20:48] ---
    Maka Albarn! You sure know how things work!
[20:52] ---
    It really pays to negotiate!
[20:55] ---
    Aww. The first speed
    setting doesn't tear him up?
[21:02] ---
    Don't underestimate black blood, you ass!
[21:10] ---
    I was fighting with this thing before?
[21:13] ---
    Thank goodness he's a friend now...
[21:17] ---
    Ragnarok...
[21:23] ---
    You seem a little shorter
    than before. Will you be all right?
[21:27] ---
    Quit worrying, dumbass!
[21:29] ---
    Don't hurt Maka any more.
[21:32] ---
    If something's bothering
    you, why not write a poem?
[21:36] ---
    Let's write one together.
[21:42] ---
    Here we go, Maka...
[21:45] ---
    Right!
[21:57] ---
    It's beginning. If we knock
[22:01] ---
    on the doors that connect you and me,
[22:05] ---
    what kind of future will be waiting for us?
[22:14] ---
    What grown-ups seek
[22:18] ---
    is a perfect style,
[22:21] ---
    where everything comes together someday,
[22:25] ---
    as though it were a bunch of gears
[22:31] ---
    God, if you're there, listen to me
[22:35] ---
    You have to watch these days pass by,
[22:39] ---
    with moments like these that will never,
[22:45] ---
    ever repeat themselves
[22:48] ---
    Which is why there are so many boys & girls
[22:52] ---
    who want to be children
[22:54] ---
    just a little while longer
[22:58] ---
    out there in the world,
    hiding out of sight and dreaming
[23:05] ---
    in this story
[23:18] ---
    I'm sorry for being born...
[23:20] ---
    I'm sorry for coming back to life...
[23:22] ---
    I'm sorry for not being
    able to eat raw fish!
[23:24] ---
    I'm sorry for speaking in the past tense!
[23:27] ---
    I'm sorry for being lazy!
[23:28] ---
    I'm sorry for having blue skin!
[23:30] ---
    I'm sorry for having fat ankles!
[23:33] ---
    I'm sorry for having bad breath...
[23:35] ---
    Yeah, I don't like that.
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 27:
[23:40] ---
    "800 Years of Bloodlust...
    Advent of the Heretic Witch?"
[23:43] ---
    Your soul is...
[23:45] ---
    I'm sorry.

E27 - 800 Years of Bloodlust – Advent of the Heretic Witch?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:25] ---
    Maka!
[00:28] ---
    What is this wavelength?!
[00:29] ---
    It's full of bloodlust!
[00:31] ---
    There's no stopping us now...
    My engine is running!
[00:37] ---
    My soul's wavelength holds
    800 years worth of bloodlust!
[00:48] ---
    Don't underestimate black blood, you ass!
[00:55] ---
    Ragnarok...
[01:01] ---
    Here we go, Maka...
[01:04] ---
    Right!
[01:21] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[01:24] ---
    point to your heart,
[01:26] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[01:30] ---
    stronger than words?
[01:44] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[01:47] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[01:50] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[01:53] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[01:56] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:01] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[02:08] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:11] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:13] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:16] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:19] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[02:22] ---
    We are drawn together
[02:25] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[02:28] ---
    the clearer things become
[02:57] ---
    Why would the madness wavelengths
[02:59] ---
    cause a soulless golem to go berserk?
[03:02] ---
    The oldest golem was created 800 years ago.
[03:06] ---
    Magic Weapons were born around then, too.
[03:09] ---
    What happened in Loew Village?
[03:13] ---
    There's only one possibility
    I can think of.
[03:16] ---
    If that heretic's soul is inside the golem,
[03:20] ---
    then it'd make sense for it to
    react to the madness wavelengths.
[03:28] ---
    "800 Years of Bloodlust...
    Advent of the Heretic Witch?"
[03:38] ---
    Here we go, Maka...
[03:41] ---
    Right!
[03:41] ---
    Ragnarok...
    Yeah!
[03:45] ---
    Dark Sword...
[03:47] ---
    Screech α!
[03:49] ---
    Now!
[03:55] ---
    It's hard!
[03:57] ---
    It's an old model golem, but
    that ain't enough to take it down!
[04:00] ---
    I've taken extra good care of it!
[04:03] ---
    Don't push your luck! Get away for now!
[04:05] ---
    It's okay! I can still keep going!
[04:08] ---
    I've managed to get this
    close up thanks to Crona's help!
[04:11] ---
    I'm not going anywhere!
[04:17] ---
    Maka! What's going on?!
[04:19] ---
    M-My body...
[04:23] ---
    Time to send your guts flying!
[04:29] ---
    Eep...
[04:37] ---
    What's happening?!
[04:42] ---
    Maka! What just happened?!
[04:45] ---
    I can't move my body!
[04:48] ---
    What?!
[04:50] ---
    Damn it! Why...?!
[04:52] ---
    Damn! What should I do?!
[04:57] ---
    What's this?
[05:00] ---
    Thread?
[05:08] ---
    This is it!
[05:10] ---
    "Mass hallucinations in countries
    surrounding the Czech Republic...
[05:14] ---
    Nearly 500,000 people
    witnessed mysterious black balls
[05:18] ---
    both indoors and outdoors...
[05:22] ---
    But no one ever figured out what they were,
[05:26] ---
    and the case was ultimately
    deemed a mass hallucination.
[05:30] ---
    Those who saw the hallucinations
[05:32] ---
    described the black
    objects as being spider-like."
[05:38] ---
    Spiders...
[05:39] ---
    The center of most of
    the sightings was in...
[05:47] ---
    Loew Village!
[05:50] ---
    No question about it.
    This wasn't a hallucination.
[05:54] ---
    800 years ago, that
    heretic broke her own body up
[05:57] ---
    and disappeared from
    sight to try to hide herself,
[06:02] ---
    leaving her soul inside a golem...
[06:13] ---
    W-What the...?!
[06:15] ---
    Wha...?
[06:24] ---
    A spider?!
[06:26] ---
    So the spiders scattered around
    the world have finally gathered...
[06:36] ---
    I've been waiting for this!
[06:39] ---
    Lord Death. I must speak with you.
[06:45] ---
    Heya! Hiya! Hey!
[06:49] ---
    Thanks for comin'!
[06:52] ---
    Well? Have you figured
    out anything or something?
[06:56] ---
    Yes. I believe the soul of
    the heretic witch Arachne
[07:00] ---
    is inside the golem that went berserk.
[07:04] ---
    Arachne?
[07:06] ---
    Yes.
[07:07] ---
    It'd make sense for her
    to be the very first
[07:10] ---
    to react to the madness wavelengths.
[07:16] ---
    Even here, I can sense it...
[07:19] ---
    The madness inside me...
[07:22] ---
    Her madness... It's digging into my body...
[07:26] ---
    Try to endure it, Stein...
[07:38] ---
    This incident is too much for
    Maka and the others to handle.
[07:43] ---
    I'll head to the Czech
    Republic at once, too.
[07:45] ---
    Now, now, don't be so hasty.
[07:49] ---
    I had a bad feeling about
    this too, you see...
[07:52] ---
    so measures have already been taken.
[07:59] ---
    The spiders are climbing up it!
[08:02] ---
    They're being drawn by
    the soul inside the golem...
[08:10] ---
    Crona?
[08:14] ---
    I'll protect you, Maka.
[08:17] ---
    Oh!
[08:20] ---
    The Kishin has revived, and
    madness runs throughout the world...
[08:26] ---
    The world's become a great
    place while you were asleep!
[08:31] ---
    Don't you think...
[08:32] ---
    Arachne?
[09:08] ---
    Now, then...
[09:12] ---
    Will one coffin be enough?
[09:30] ---
    The mother of Magic Weapons... Arachne.
[09:35] ---
    I can only guess that
    the madness wavelengths
[09:39] ---
    stirred her from her 800-year sleep...
[09:43] ---
    I didn't think she was alive.
[09:46] ---
    That witch created Magic Weapons
[09:49] ---
    that can transform from people into weapons
[09:52] ---
    by using witch souls, which
    possess transformative abilities.
[09:58] ---
    800 Years Ago...
[10:06] ---
    She would kill fellow
    witches and sacrifice their souls.
[10:13] ---
    As a result,
[10:15] ---
    she found herself being
    chased by me and by the witches...
[10:21] ---
    Where did you go?!
[10:50] ---
    This person... This wavelength...
[10:56] ---
    L-Lady Medusa...
[11:00] ---
    I know all about you.
[11:04] ---
    Maka... Soul...
[11:07] ---
    Last night, you argued
    over who burned the curry.
[11:11] ---
    Wha...?!
    How do you know that?
[11:14] ---
    It was because Soul
    forgot to turn the burner off.
[11:21] ---
    I watched everything throughout
    the world, not just you two.
[11:26] ---
    For 800 years, through my
    little spiders spread all over...
[11:31] ---
    And Crona...
[11:33] ---
    The child of Medusa, my little sister...
[11:40] ---
    How delightful. It seems
    you didn't get any love at all.
[11:45] ---
    What do you say? I can give you my love...
[11:58] ---
    How delightful!
[12:05] ---
    Go, Crona! Kill 'er!
[12:07] ---
    Now we're in the zone!
[12:11] ---
    How shocking...
[12:13] ---
    I guess I've aged a bit
    these past 800 years...
[12:20] ---
    How displeasing. Exterminate
    the kid, Giriko.
[12:24] ---
    You got it!
[12:37] ---
    Eep...
[12:39] ---
    Impossible! He broke through
    the black blood with a kick?!
[12:42] ---
    Saw Leg... Looks like
    speed setting ♪2 is enough.
[12:48] ---
    I guess Medusa's research
    wasn't anything special after all.
[12:52] ---
    Cuts like this are nothing!
    I'll harden the black blood to stop 'em!
[12:55] ---
    Where's my thanks?!
[12:57] ---
    Thanks...
[12:58] ---
    You mean, "Thank you very much!"
[13:00] ---
    These guys are clever.
[13:03] ---
    I'll just have to cut 'em in
    two and eat their souls then!
[13:06] ---
    Yuck! Don't come at me
    like you're taking a poop!
[13:13] ---
    Got your head!
[13:17] ---
    Say goodbye!
[13:19] ---
    Off with your head!
[13:22] ---
    Saint...
[13:23] ---
    Cross Knife!
[13:34] ---
    Who the hell're you?!
[13:36] ---
    His arm is a guillotine?!
[13:39] ---
    Did he get him?!
[13:41] ---
    Damn, that was a close call...
[13:46] ---
    I'd be dead now, if I hadn't
    covered my body in chains in time.
[13:50] ---
    Impressive. Who are you?!
[13:58] ---
    Won't even listen to me, huh?
[14:01] ---
    Justin Law.
[14:04] ---
    One of the Death Scythes.
[14:07] ---
    A Death Scythe? Him?
[14:10] ---
    He's...
[14:11] ---
    Yeah. An executioner who
    appears with a deafening roar.
[14:16] ---
    Four years ago, at the age of thirteen,
[14:18] ---
    he was the youngest boy
    ever to become a Death Scythe.
[14:22] ---
    All by himself, too,
    without a meister for a partner.
[14:28] ---
    Oh, Lord of Death.
[14:31] ---
    Please grant me strength...
[14:34] ---
    Attention, DWMA students!
[14:36] ---
    As there is only one opponent,
    I will end this quickly!
[14:39] ---
    Please wait a moment, if you would!
[14:42] ---
    Damn, he's loud...
[14:43] ---
    Maybe it's because of the earphones?
[14:47] ---
    Another weapon like me
    who doesn't need a meister?
[14:50] ---
    Can't say I like that!
[14:53] ---
    Is pandering to Death
    really that fun, boy?!
[15:04] ---
    They both have such strong wavelengths...
[15:06] ---
    Are they at equal strength?
[15:13] ---
    Soul...
[15:15] ---
    A weapon like me can do that?
[15:18] ---
    It really pisses me off every time I see...
[15:23] ---
    devious bastards like you!
[15:28] ---
    You're a piece of shit
    that Death house-trained!
[15:33] ---
    Reverse Rotation!
[15:35] ---
    You don't even want to
    hear about the heretic?!
[15:38] ---
    Neck Shackle Guard!
[15:46] ---
    This is the Headbutt of Love!
[15:48] ---
    Bastard!
[15:59] ---
    They're on such a different level
    that I can't learn anything from it!
[16:02] ---
    Studying at a time like this?!
    Damn, you're a serious girl!
[16:11] ---
    Now my engine's running!
[16:14] ---
    Why don't you take off
    the damn earphones already?
[16:16] ---
    You're not hearing a word
    I say, you shit-head.
[16:20] ---
    Huh?
[16:22] ---
    I can read your lips, you know.
[16:25] ---
    Such dirty language...
    You've been a bad boy.
[16:30] ---
    You know how to read lips?
[16:33] ---
    Then you purposely pretended
    not to hear me this whole time?!
[16:36] ---
    You really piss me off!
[16:37] ---
    Giriko.
[16:39] ---
    What do you want?!
[16:42] ---
    I detest children who shout.
[16:46] ---
    I mean, yes, what is it?
[16:47] ---
    The golem is just about
    out of energy. Let us retreat.
[16:52] ---
    What?
[16:54] ---
    Someone is waiting for us, too.
[16:56] ---
    You will have plenty of
    opportunities to fight later on.
[17:03] ---
    I guess there's no choice.
[17:05] ---
    I leave the rest to you, golem.
[17:07] ---
    I couldn't care less about those brats.
[17:10] ---
    They'll get slaughtered sooner or later.
[17:13] ---
    Stop!
[17:14] ---
    I won't let you escape!
[17:18] ---
    Crona!
[17:21] ---
    Maka...
[17:26] ---
    Lord Death's instructions
[17:28] ---
    were to secure the DWMA
    students and the trial student.
[17:31] ---
    Please duck, everyone!
    I'm going to go all out!
[17:36] ---
    Oh, Lord of ours in the city of death...
[17:40] ---
    May Your name be kept true…
[17:44] ---
    The prayer is increasing
    his soul wavelength.
[17:47] ---
    Oh, Lord of Death. I am
    Your servant of peace...
[17:52] ---
    I am a pillar of justice...
[17:55] ---
    A blade of faith...
[17:57] ---
    In the name of Death...!
[18:00] ---
    Law-abiding Silver Gun!
[18:12] ---
    Now, then. Let us all pray.
[18:23] ---
    Amazing… A weapon like me can do that?
[18:28] ---
    In the end, I can't do anything
    with my meister immobilized...
[18:31] ---
    I can't believe all I can
    do is hold her like this...
[18:37] ---
    Damn it...
[18:52] ---
    You still can't move?
[18:55] ---
    Man, the spell that Arachne
    witch used on you just refuses to lift...
[19:00] ---
    I feel so inept...
[19:02] ---
    Eep...
[19:04] ---
    Hey. Hold on, now.
[19:06] ---
    That doesn't mean you
    have to put me in here!
[19:10] ---
    Come again?
[19:12] ---
    One of you knows how to read lips!
[19:14] ---
    For now, our only option is to
    ask Dr. Stein about how to cure her.
[19:18] ---
    Yes. He, if anyone, might know how.
    After all, he is a professor.
[19:24] ---
    Yeah. A professor.
[19:26] ---
    And exactly how reliable
    is that professor again?
[19:29] ---
    Here you are, Maka! A flower!
[19:33] ---
    Yes, yes... Thanks...
[19:36] ---
    I think I understand how Mr.
    Sid felt now...
[19:49] ---
    A red carpet, this deep in the mountains?
[19:52] ---
    I have been expecting you, Lady Arachne.
[19:58] ---
    Mosquito...
[20:00] ---
    The air here has really
    stagnated in the past 800 years...
[20:04] ---
    It's made me thirsty.
[20:06] ---
    I have prepared some top-brand champagne.
[20:14] ---
    I can't relax in this car...
[20:24] ---
    There, that's a little better.
[20:31] ---
    Vulgar hoodlum! Doesn't even
    understand the value of things!
[20:34] ---
    Huh? You want a piece of me?
[20:37] ---
    Never mind that.
    I'm exhausted. Hurry to the castle.
[20:49] ---
    So the Kishin has revived, and its
    madness has also revived Arachne...
[20:56] ---
    Yet another major foe...
[21:12] ---
    It's been such a long time...
[21:15] ---
    This is the network you have
    spent 800 long years laying out!
[21:24] ---
    Lady Arachne! Congratulations
    on your revival!
[21:30] ---
    Lady Arachne! Congratulations
    on your revival!
[21:43] ---
    I can beat you, Death...
[21:56] ---
    Noise that disrupts the
    predetermined harmony
[21:58] ---
    A sharp, piercing look in the eyes
[22:00] ---
    It snuck in
[22:01] ---
    Hearts no different from when
    we used to dream in the garage
[22:04] ---
    That's right, no tomorrow
    will be the same as today
[22:06] ---
    I drive wildly and sensitively
[22:08] ---
    A singing heart, a playing beat
[22:10] ---
    Certain proof that you're alive
[22:12] ---
    You gain some
[22:13] ---
    and then lose some
[22:14] ---
    You gain some
[22:15] ---
    and then lose some
[22:16] ---
    Let's move through the times
[22:18] ---
    Even on nights of crying secret tears
[22:20] ---
    It's all
[22:21] ---
    right here
[22:22] ---
    It all is
[22:22] ---
    That's right, I should still
[22:25] ---
    be able to go on by myself
[22:28] ---
    An untarnished light
[22:30] ---
    pierces the moonless night
[22:32] ---
    Right now my life is screaming
[22:34] ---
    that this moment will go on forever
[22:36] ---
    See, deep in my heart
[22:38] ---
    there's always an image of you
[22:40] ---
    Simply embrace the truth
[22:43] ---
    that should be upheld and go
[22:44] ---
    Even if you should be swallowed
[22:46] ---
    by the rough waves of the daily grind
[22:48] ---
    we'll still be right here
[22:50] ---
    still dreaming on
[22:52] ---
    I can always hear them,
[22:54] ---
    the voices of my friends
[22:56] ---
    My only choice is to go on
[22:59] ---
    amid the wind in the city
[23:02] ---
    as if casting off loneliness
[23:04] ---
    The way of life I believed in
[23:08] ---
    Aah
[23:18] ---
    Justin. What kind of
    organization is Arachnophobia?
[23:26] ---
    Umm, Justin?
[23:27] ---
    Hold on. Can't you read lips?
[23:31] ---
    Justin!
[23:35] ---
    Whatever.
[23:36] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 28:
[23:39] ---
    "The Sword God Rises...
    Does It Have a Sweet or Salty Taste?"
[23:41] ---
    "Breast"?! How dare you
    speak indecently in front of others!
[23:44] ---
    I don't think you read my lips quite right.
[23:46] ---
    

E28 - The Sword God Rises – Does It Have a Sweet or Salty Taste?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:41] ---
    How is development of the Moral
    Manipulator Magic Tool progressing?
[00:46] ---
    We just received word from
    Sir Mosquito, the project leader.
[00:50] ---
    The prototype is nearly complete.
[00:55] ---
    Will that geezer really
    be all right all by himself?
[00:58] ---
    He's really shrunk in 800 years' time...
[01:03] ---
    I'm itchin' to go berserk! I'm goin' too!
[01:08] ---
    That will not be necessary.
    I have hired powerful help.
[01:13] ---
    Help?
[01:15] ---
    A living legend. A man also
    referred to as the "Sword God."
[01:21] ---
    Why would such a man agree to help you?
[01:26] ---
    People with weaknesses
    are easy to manipulate.
[01:46] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:49] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:51] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:55] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:09] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[02:12] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[02:15] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[02:18] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[02:21] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[02:26] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[02:33] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:35] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:38] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:41] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:44] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[02:47] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[02:50] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:53] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[03:01] ---
    Aah...
[03:05] ---
    Aah...
[03:07] ---
    Hey. This is really embarrassing.
[03:11] ---
    Don't act spoiled; just eat up.
[03:14] ---
    According to the doc, the spell
    should lift in a couple more days.
[03:19] ---
    It can't be helped. You're paralyzed.
[03:22] ---
    Tadah!
[03:24] ---
    A marker?
[03:26] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this...
[03:28] ---
    I'll autograph your face
    so you'll get better sooner!
[03:32] ---
    Huh?! W-W-Wait...!
[03:34] ---
    Stop!
[03:37] ---
    How typical...
[03:39] ---
    I'm gonna slice your
    Achilles tendons into pieces!
[03:43] ---
    Done!
[03:45] ---
    Look! I made the medicine
    shelves symmetrical!
[03:49] ---
    Now you can sleep peacefully
    without it ever bothering you!
[03:52] ---
    No one would be bothered by it...
[03:59] ---
    This place is as lively as ever.
[04:01] ---
    Do you need something, Sid?
[04:03] ---
    Do you have a minute, Naigus?
[04:05] ---
    Understood.
[04:14] ---
    "The Sword God Rises...
    Does It Have a Sweet or Salty Taste?"
[04:22] ---
    A sound soul dwells within
    a sound mind and a sound body.
[04:32] ---
    Should I give up smoking?
[04:44] ---
    You're certainly trying hard...
[04:47] ---
    Losing your sense of fear
    is a foolhardy idea.
[04:51] ---
    Isn't this another of DWMA's teachings?
[04:54] ---
    You don't want to be hated,
    so you become a good person.
[04:58] ---
    You want to be strong, so
    you study hard and seek strength.
[05:03] ---
    Fear is what creates order.
[05:07] ---
    But feelings of fear far
    outnumber actual dangers.
[05:13] ---
    Looking to the future through
    the eyes of fear is very dangerous.
[05:19] ---
    In fact, DWMA has gathered
    too many talented people
[05:22] ---
    and become too powerful, in order
    to maintain the current world order.
[05:28] ---
    You mean the absolute order of God.
[05:32] ---
    And if that order is a contradiction
[05:36] ---
    in which God says to take up the
    halberd while also taking up the shield?
[05:42] ---
    Personally, I would choose
    the halberd and not the shield.
[05:47] ---
    As would you.
[05:50] ---
    Wouldn't you, Stein?
[05:57] ---
    We've received word from
    Death Scythe Azusa.
[06:00] ---
    She's found a research facility belonging
    to Arachne's organization, Arachnophobia.
[06:05] ---
    They're apparently building
    a terrible Magic Tool of some sort.
[06:09] ---
    Our mission is to find out what
    they're developing and for what purpose,
[06:14] ---
    and then destroy it.
[06:16] ---
    Magic Tool?
[06:18] ---
    Are you familiar with Eibon?
[06:20] ---
    One of history's greatest wizards
    and the greatest inventor of all time.
[06:25] ---
    It's unconfirmed, but it's possible
    this Magic Tool uses Eibon's technology.
[06:32] ---
    Location?
[06:33] ---
    Azusa will lead the way. Let's go.
[06:36] ---
    Yeah.
[06:39] ---
    Arachnophobia...
    The guys who did this to Maka...
[06:55] ---
    So, it will be as effective as planned?
[06:59] ---
    For a prototype, it's superb.
[07:02] ---
    With continued research,
[07:04] ---
    it will most definitely be to
    Lady Arachne's satisfaction.
[07:10] ---
    Without morals, there cannot be madness.
[07:13] ---
    And morals are also what gauge madness.
[07:16] ---
    With this Magic Tool,
    the Moral Manipulator,
[07:19] ---
    we can reduce people's sense of morality
[07:21] ---
    and cause them to act madly with
    even just a tiny amount of madness.
[07:25] ---
    This recreation of Eibon's
    aesthetic invention
[07:30] ---
    will surely help achieve
    Lady Arachne's great ambitions.
[07:39] ---
    Being a bodyguard in exchange
    for protecting a little witch...
[07:43] ---
    You don't find that unbearable?
[07:45] ---
    I don't care.
[07:47] ---
    Mifune!
[07:51] ---
    I'll do whatever it takes
    to keep Angela safe.
[08:04] ---
    Wh-What the...?!
[08:12] ---
    Nicely done.
[08:13] ---
    Azusa. We've reached
    Point B. No problems so far.
[08:19] ---
    What are our next orders?
[08:21] ---
    You work fast.
[08:22] ---
    Hold on. I'll draw up a map
    right away. Resonate with me...
[08:28] ---
    Understood!
[08:30] ---
    Clairvoyance!
[08:36] ---
    32 meters to target location...
    Corridor width of 3.2 meters...
[08:43] ---
    There. The map is complete now.
[08:47] ---
    Turn right at the upcoming
    corridor, follow it for 15 meters
[08:50] ---
    and then go up the stairs on your left.
[08:52] ---
    The Magic Tool we're
    after is in the far room there.
[08:56] ---
    Clairvoyance, huh...
[08:58] ---
    I'd expect no less from a Death
    Scythe's special ability. It's reassuring.
[09:02] ---
    I can only see 50 meters from where Mr.
    Sid is because I'm using him as a medium,
[09:08] ---
    but I'm glad to hear you say that.
[09:11] ---
    Resonating souls over radio or phone...
[09:15] ---
    Only you could pull off
    something like that.
[09:18] ---
    Let's get on with the operation.
    Are you ready?
[09:21] ---
    Yeah. Go ahead.
[09:22] ---
    It's faint, but inside the target
    room I'm picking up one witch's soul,
[09:28] ---
    one old monster's soul, and...
    one extremely powerful soul.
[09:34] ---
    I sense them too.
[09:37] ---
    However, our mission is to
    investigate and destroy the Magic Tool.
[09:40] ---
    It'll work out just fine.
[09:42] ---
    Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
[09:45] ---
    That can't be! We've been spotted?!
[09:47] ---
    Hurry! The front entrance!
    Get the bodyguard! Quick!
[09:51] ---
    The front entrance?!
    Hey, Azusa! What's going on?!
[09:54] ---
    I'm on it!
[09:59] ---
    The front entrance is
    straight along this corridor...
[10:08] ---
    What is a DWMA student doing here?!
[10:11] ---
    Keep on comin'!
[10:13] ---
    I'll kick the crap out of all of you!
[10:17] ---
    You're certainly a lively visitor.
[10:23] ---
    Huh? She's...
[10:25] ---
    Ahh! You're...!
[10:32] ---
    You...
[10:37] ---
    Mifune the bodyguard...
    What are you doing here?!
[10:43] ---
    Why?
[10:44] ---
    I've brandished my sword to
    protect children - to protect Angela.
[10:50] ---
    So why does a child like
    you stand in my way again?
[10:55] ---
    What's the matter?
[10:57] ---
    Step this way, Lady Angela.
[11:10] ---
    Interesting!
[11:16] ---
    Now we battle!
[11:24] ---
    Here I come!
[11:26] ---
    Infinite Sword Style...
[11:37] ---
    Even when just stuck in the ground
    each individual one is intimidating...
[11:45] ---
    Oh? He stopped Mifune's straight swing?
[11:53] ---
    You parried the sword
    and promptly countered.
[11:56] ---
    I can tell from each individual
    movement. You've improved.
[12:00] ---
    This is what makes you a child.
[12:02] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[12:05] ---
    I've already beaten you once
    before! Don't be talking all big!
[12:09] ---
    You're the one who's acting big!
[12:11] ---
    Mifune loves kids,
[12:13] ---
    so he can't fight serious
    against kids like you, that's all!
[12:17] ---
    Why would someone like that...?
[12:20] ---
    You're not to hold back. Is that clear?
[12:24] ---
    Even if my opponent is a child,
[12:26] ---
    I cannot afford to lose
    to the same person twice.
[12:31] ---
    So this is the Magic Tool, huh?
[12:34] ---
    It appears to be something
    that manipulates people's morals.
[12:42] ---
    This is...!
[12:46] ---
    I'm taking this back.
[12:49] ---
    Azusa! What's happening
    at the front entrance?!
[12:52] ---
    A DWMA student and the person
    with the powerful soul are fighting.
[12:57] ---
    However, the difference in
    power is obvious and overwhelming!
[13:03] ---
    Tsubaki! Kusarigama Mode!
[13:05] ---
    Right!
[13:08] ---
    Now to hurry and destroy this thing!
[13:11] ---
    I wasn't expecting it,
    but our job's gone smoothly
[13:14] ---
    thanks to the DWMA student causing trouble.
[13:19] ---
    I don't know who you are, but hang on!
[13:23] ---
    I'm gonna use your
    strength to my advantage!
[13:34] ---
    You're not going anywhere!
[13:36] ---
    Three Paths Shot!
[13:39] ---
    Black☆Star!
[13:49] ---
    Smoke Bomb Mode!
[13:53] ---
    A ninja sword, a kusarigama,
    and a smoke bomb...
[13:57] ---
    Could that Magic Weapon be...?
[13:59] ---
    I owe you one, Tsubaki.
    Enchanted Sword Mode!
[14:07] ---
    It appears there's no doubt about it.
[14:09] ---
    The Nakatsukasa clan descends directly
[14:11] ---
    from the Magic Weapons
    Lady Arachne created.
[14:13] ---
    I'd heard they sided with Death.
    So that's one?
[14:18] ---
    Oh?
[14:19] ---
    Here I come!
[14:21] ---
    Such a menacing blade.
[14:24] ---
    Tsubaki!
[14:25] ---
    Right!
[14:29] ---
    Shadow☆Star!
[14:38] ---
    Is this all you have, Enchanted Sword?!
[14:43] ---
    He got through!
[14:44] ---
    Infinite Sword Style...
[14:46] ---
    Plus One Sword!
[14:50] ---
    Two Swords!
[14:52] ---
    Three Swords!
[14:53] ---
    Four Swords! Five Swords! Six Swords!
[14:57] ---
    Seven Swords!
[14:58] ---
    Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven!
[15:02] ---
    Twelve Swords!
[15:05] ---
    Multiplication!
[15:09] ---
    He's hitting the surrounding swords?!
[15:11] ---
    Twenty-four Swords!
[15:15] ---
    He struck him down with all twelve swords!
[15:19] ---
    Black☆Star!
[15:24] ---
    That should be enough.
    His wounds aren't deep.
[15:28] ---
    Tsubaki, was it? Take the boy away at once.
[15:32] ---
    Why is a samurai as great
    as you helping a witch?!
[15:36] ---
    Damn it... You held back again...
[15:40] ---
    Why have you come here?
    Because this is the witch's facility?
[15:44] ---
    Our friend is suffering from a curse
    the witch gave her. This is revenge.
[15:50] ---
    I will avenge Maka!
    No one messes with my friends!
[16:00] ---
    I see. I'm sorry.
[16:03] ---
    There's no need for you to
    apologize. You're a nice person.
[16:07] ---
    You shouldn't lend your
    sword to an organization like this!
[16:11] ---
    It would be wonderful if someone
    with your skills and love for children
[16:15] ---
    became a role model -
    a teacher - for DWMA students...
[16:18] ---
    What?! Me, a teacher?!
[16:21] ---
    Mr. Mifune! Mr. Mifune!
[16:25] ---
    D-Don't be stupid.
[16:27] ---
    Boing! Boing!
[16:30] ---
    It's out of the question.
[16:32] ---
    Witches are the enemy of
    DWMA. I can't take An there.
[16:36] ---
    Who would protect her?
[16:39] ---
    That him, Boss?
[16:41] ---
    Yeah. The new bodyguard.
[16:44] ---
    With Mifune here, this city is mine.
[16:49] ---
    Hey. Are you a samurai?
[16:52] ---
    Is that a Japanese sword? Can I touch it?
[16:56] ---
    Don't bother him, Young Master!
[16:58] ---
    I don't mind.
[16:59] ---
    I'd advise against it.
    Swords are dangerous.
[17:02] ---
    I'll give you some candy instead.
[17:07] ---
    Do you like candy, Mr. Samurai?
[17:09] ---
    I don't eat it.
[17:11] ---
    Then why do you carry it around?
[17:13] ---
    Do you like it?
[17:15] ---
    Yeah.
[17:17] ---
    That's why.
[17:21] ---
    Mifune. There's something
    I'd like you to do as your first job.
[17:27] ---
    Our family's enemy has
    gotten ahold of a witch.
[17:31] ---
    I want you to either steal her or kill her.
[17:41] ---
    You're here to get me too, aren't you?
[17:45] ---
    Everyone's trying to get me.
[17:47] ---
    I'm always surrounded
    by people killing each other.
[17:52] ---
    This child is the witch?
[17:58] ---
    Where did that damn traitor go?!
[18:00] ---
    What a waste! He'd be set
    for life if he'd just kill the witch!
[18:07] ---
    It's okay. Don't worry.
[18:11] ---
    Candy?
[18:13] ---
    Do you like candy? You can have it.
[18:18] ---
    What's the matter, Mifune?!
    Hurry and finish them off!
[18:22] ---
    The fight's over now.
[18:25] ---
    DWMA is our greatest enemy!
    We've no reason to let them leave alive!
[18:31] ---
    If you don't do it, you can forget
    about us protecting Lady Angela.
[18:35] ---
    Boing! Boing!
[18:36] ---
    Angela...
[18:39] ---
    We're not done yet!
    No! Black☆Star!
[18:44] ---
    No, Mr. Mifune!
[18:46] ---
    There is no rest for An in human society.
[18:51] ---
    She absolutely needs
    Arachnophobia's protection.
[18:56] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:03] ---
    Grandpa Mossy!
[19:07] ---
    A sniper attack?! Where is it coming from?!
[19:14] ---
    Sir Mosquito! There are bombs everywhere!
[19:17] ---
    You need to escape before
    you're caught in the explosions!
[19:20] ---
    Blood... I need blood...
[19:28] ---
    This way, Lady Angela.
[19:32] ---
    The first shot missed.
[19:33] ---
    I should've guessed he was
    the student causing trouble.
[19:37] ---
    I'd like Black☆Star to learn that
    there are these ways of fighting, too.
[19:42] ---
    Pinpointing someone five
    kilometers away. Impressive, Azusa.
[19:46] ---
    From ten kilometers away, I can hit a
    target with a 1-millimeter margin of error.
[19:50] ---
    But that samurai instantly determined
    our location and left our field of vision.
[19:56] ---
    He's definitely no ordinary person.
[20:01] ---
    Hold it! Let's finish things!
[20:04] ---
    Don't be hasty. You're strong.
    Continue to move forward, looking ahead.
[20:11] ---
    And understand the other
    being inside of Tsubaki.
[20:16] ---
    Do so and the Enchanted
    Sword will also respond.
[20:20] ---
    I'm not too picky when it comes
    to swords, but you have a good one.
[20:25] ---
    Of course I do!
[20:27] ---
    Give this to your friend
    suffering from a curse.
[20:48] ---
    Okay, I'm gonna go. You gonna be all right?
[20:52] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[20:57] ---
    Hey. Can I come in?
[21:00] ---
    Why? Are you going to do something again?
[21:02] ---
    Here.
[21:05] ---
    What is this?
[21:07] ---
    Sweet candy from some
    sweet-hearted samurai.
[21:14] ---
    What was that? That wasn't exactly clever.
[21:18] ---
    Beats me.
[21:21] ---
    I try hard to launch an attack,
    but wind up a get-well errand boy.
[21:26] ---
    Who the hell does he think I am?
[21:29] ---
    Aah...
[21:36] ---
    Wait, he said this candy was
    sweet, but it's kelp-flavored.
[21:45] ---
    This is salty...
[21:56] ---
    Yoteichouwa wo kechirasu noizu
[21:58] ---
    Iru you ni katto niramu gankou
[22:00] ---
    Shinobikonda
[22:01] ---
    Garaaji de yume miteta
    ano koro to kawaranu haato
[22:04] ---
    Sou kyou to onaji asu nante konee ze
[22:06] ---
    Ore binkan ni bakusou
[22:08] ---
    Utau shinzou kanaderu biito
[22:10] ---
    Ikiteru tashikana akashi wo
[22:12] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:13] ---
    ushinatte
[22:14] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:15] ---
    ushinatte
[22:16] ---
    Utsurou toki no naka de
[22:18] ---
    Hitoshirezu namidashita yoru mo
[22:20] ---
    Subete wa
[22:21] ---
    koko ni atte
[22:22] ---
    Subete ga
[22:22] ---
    Tada jibun de sou sa mada
[22:25] ---
    ikeru hazu daro
[22:28] ---
    Kegarenaki hikari ga
[22:30] ---
    yamiyo wo tsuranuite
[22:32] ---
    Kono toki ga towa da to
[22:34] ---
    ima inochi ga sakenderu
[22:36] ---
    Hora kokoro no oku ni
[22:38] ---
    itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
[22:40] ---
    Mamoru beki shinjitsu wo tada
[22:43] ---
    daite yuke
[22:44] ---
    Kurikaesu mainichi no
[22:46] ---
    aranami ni nomaretemo
[22:48] ---
    mada yume kara samenu
[22:50] ---
    oretachi wa koko ni iru
[22:52] ---
    Itsumo kikoete kuru
[22:54] ---
    nakama tachi no koe ga
[22:56] ---
    Kodoku wo furiharau you ni
[22:59] ---
    machi no kaze no naka
[23:02] ---
    tada iku shika nai sa
[23:04] ---
    Shinjita ikizama wo
[23:07] ---
    Aa
[23:17] ---
    Bad news! It sounds like
    Medusa is coming back next week!
[23:20] ---
    No! Me and Mifune are going
    to an amusement park next week!
[23:24] ---
    Angie. Be a good girl and be quiet.
[23:26] ---
    - -No, no! We go to amusement park!
    I'm telling you...!
[23:29] ---
    - -Knock it off! Kids need to listen to grownups!
    You have a flat, kid-like body too, you know!
[23:35] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 29:
[23:38] ---
    "Medusa Revived!
    Spider and Snake, a Fated Reunion?"
[23:41] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:43] ---
    Eep! You're scaring me!
[23:46] ---
    

E29 - Medusa's Revival! A Spider and Snake's Fateful Reunion?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:46] ---
    Wow!
[00:47] ---
    There's a snake in the sky!
[00:50] ---
    What are you doing?
    Dad is hungry and waiting for us.
[00:55] ---
    Did you see the snake in the sky too?
[00:58] ---
    It's only a cloud. Still, at
    least it isn't shaped like a spider.
[01:04] ---
    A spider?
[01:07] ---
    Oh!
[01:09] ---
    A dog!
    Stop!
[01:11] ---
    Don't touch it! It's filthy!
[01:16] ---
    Come here! Woof!
[01:20] ---
    What's wrong? Are you all alone?
[01:40] ---
    Rachel?
[01:45] ---
    You know you shouldn't touch stray dogs.
[01:49] ---
    It's your fault if something bad
    happens after you ignore what I say.
[01:56] ---
    Rachel?
[02:00] ---
    Yes! I'm sorry, Mom!
[02:19] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[02:22] ---
    point to your heart,
[02:24] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[02:28] ---
    stronger than words?
[02:42] ---
    We barely ever look each other in the eye,
[02:45] ---
    yet our very fates are becoming entwined
[02:48] ---
    Our destinations overlap completely,
[02:51] ---
    so run with me through the slippery night
[02:54] ---
    Though the glare that
    comes from being too tenacious
[02:59] ---
    may carry over into bad dreams
[03:06] ---
    If the lamps of linked souls
[03:09] ---
    point to your heart,
[03:11] ---
    do you hear the echoes now,
[03:14] ---
    stronger than words?
[03:17] ---
    The reasons why we ever met don't matter
[03:20] ---
    We are drawn together
[03:23] ---
    The more we are hurt
    in the moments we touch,
[03:26] ---
    the clearer things become
[03:34] ---
    We've identified the Magic Tool
    blueprints from Arachne's research facility
[03:40] ---
    as part of the "Book of Eibon."
[03:42] ---
    Shall we dispose of it immediately?
[03:45] ---
    No. Seal it away in the secret vault.
[03:49] ---
    But something this dangerous...!
[03:51] ---
    Naigus!
[03:53] ---
    Understood.
[03:57] ---
    Sid. Naigus.
[04:00] ---
    I think you already know,
    but this stays secret. Tell no one.
[04:12] ---
    An apple! An apple! An apple!
[04:16] ---
    An apple! An apple!
    An apple! An apple! An apple!
[04:22] ---
    An apple! An apple! An apple!
[04:39] ---
    Rachel. I think you've had enough TV.
    You've left it on this whole time.
[04:45] ---
    Listen to your mother. Be a
    good girl or you'll be punished.
[04:58] ---
    Good night, Mom...
[05:03] ---
    Good night...
[05:07] ---
    Say, is it just me or was
    Rachel acting strange?
[05:11] ---
    You think?
[05:12] ---
    She seemed out of it all day...
[05:16] ---
    Kids grow up before
    their parents even realize it.
[05:19] ---
    A few things out of the
    ordinary are to be expected.
[05:23] ---
    Still...
[05:27] ---
    You're right...
[05:46] ---
    What is it?! What's wrong?!
[05:53] ---
    Mom, Dad! There was a scary snake!
[05:58] ---
    It had a big mouth and
    it ate me head-first!
[06:02] ---
    A snake?
[06:04] ---
    Oh, you had a bad dream?
[06:08] ---
    Here, you can have
    today's special seat of honor!
[06:11] ---
    Dad will get rid of any
    mean ol' snakes! Right, Mom?
[06:14] ---
    Huh? Yes...
[06:28] ---
    "Medusa Revived!
    Spider and Snake, a Fated Reunion?"
[06:34] ---
    Class is beginning. Hurry
    and find your seats.
[06:39] ---
    I was worried there for a bit.
    It's really good the magic wore off.
[06:44] ---
    Yeah, I'm A-OK now! I'm
    itchin' to go wild, in fact!
[06:47] ---
    Then what do you say we go wild here?!
[06:51] ---
    Sit down.
[06:52] ---
    Let's party after school!
[06:54] ---
    Yeah, with Maka here,
    Crona will be able to come too!
[06:57] ---
    Everyone will be there!
[06:59] ---
    Except for one latecomer, though...
[07:02] ---
    Black☆Star's fighting
    again, isn't he, Tsubaki?
[07:06] ---
    Yes...
[07:08] ---
    He's so self-centered. He just
    ignores you and does his own thing?
[07:12] ---
    It can't be helped. It's the
    fate of those who live to wage war.
[07:21] ---
    Cease your chit-chat. I
    won't miss next time.
[07:28] ---
    Sorry, I'm late.
[07:30] ---
    Another fight?
[07:31] ---
    Yep. Miss Marie was there to watch.
[07:34] ---
    And how did you fare?
[07:37] ---
    I'm the man who's gonna
    transcend God! I won, obviously!
[07:43] ---
    Regardless of the results,
    you're still late.
[07:46] ---
    You can stand in the hallway.
[07:58] ---
    Stronger...
[08:01] ---
    What's with Black☆Star?
    Why is he always getting into fights?
[08:05] ---
    10 wins and 0 losses against top
    opponents, all without using a weapon...
[08:09] ---
    He's a monster.
[08:12] ---
    As I mentioned last week,
[08:12] ---
    This is a diagram
    of the Arachnophobia organization!!
[08:14] ---
    you will be starting a new curriculum today:
[08:17] ---
    the witch Arachne, who was woken by the Kishin's madness,
[08:21] ---
    and Arachnophobia, the
    organization centered around her.
[08:27] ---
    You will learn how to deal with them.
[08:31] ---
    I think learning up close and personal
[08:34] ---
    will prove quicker than
    explaining with words.
[08:37] ---
    There are some real
    dimwits in this class, you see...
[08:40] ---
    H-He's sending a sharp gaze our way!
    Oh!
[08:43] ---
    You two aren't embarrassed one bit.
[08:46] ---
    Will the following people please come down.
[08:50] ---
    First, the Ox-Harvar pair.
[08:54] ---
    To help with rehabilitation, Maka...
[08:56] ---
    Yes!
[08:57] ---
    And Soul.
[08:59] ---
    And Black☆Star. Come back in.
[09:03] ---
    Stay out, come in...
    Make up your mind, will ya?!
[09:07] ---
    Why are you so sweaty?
[09:09] ---
    In your case, you'd destroy the
    classroom if you used a weapon,
[09:13] ---
    so you'll be unarmed.
[09:16] ---
    Until today, you've matched your
    "soul wavelengths" with your partners.
[09:22] ---
    However, if children like you were to
    stand up to an enormous foe all alone,
[09:27] ---
    you would simply be crushed.
[09:29] ---
    So what I want you to learn now
    is how to resonate souls as a team.
[09:35] ---
    Resonate souls as a team?
[09:38] ---
    This is your first lesson,
    so attack me however you like.
[09:44] ---
    What? We can't just do that...
[09:50] ---
    Come at me. I will dissect you...
[09:54] ---
    S-Scary...
[09:56] ---
    Alright!
[10:01] ---
    Mom! I'm hungry!
[10:03] ---
    Yes, hold on. It'll be ready soon.
[10:09] ---
    There's plenty more, so have seconds!
    Okay! Thanks for the food!
[10:22] ---
    I guess it was just my
    imagination after all...
[10:33] ---
    So this is a mother's cooking...
    It tastes so simple and bland...
[10:42] ---
    Yuck! A spider!
[10:43] ---
    How did it get in here?
[10:46] ---
    Here, get out!
[10:55] ---
    Arachne... She's noticed me already...
[11:00] ---
    Rachel?
[11:01] ---
    Mom. I'm going out to play now.
[11:07] ---
    Wait, Rachel! Where are you going?!
[11:10] ---
    A close friend is waiting for me. Let go.
[11:14] ---
    Who... are you?! Are you really Rachel?!
[11:19] ---
    Oh, my. You're treating your
    daughter like she's a stranger.
[11:23] ---
    She's a very good girl.
    She's nice and easy to manipulate.
[11:29] ---
    This can't be...
[11:35] ---
    Don't forget to lock up!
[11:39] ---
    Spiders and snakes can
    get in if you aren't careful.
[11:43] ---
    Bye, Mom!
[11:51] ---
    Rachel!
[12:11] ---
    How are we supposed to
    match our souls as a team?
[12:15] ---
    Beats me. The doc's switched on.
    We'll just have to give him all we got.
[12:23] ---
    Let's do it!
[12:24] ---
    I don't think our souls will
    resonate with theirs, though.
[12:39] ---
    Die, you gory movie reject!
[12:44] ---
    Screwball four-eyes! Die!
[12:47] ---
    What about you other two?
    Over-thinking things is a problem, too.
[12:51] ---
    Yes, but with so many other people here...
[12:55] ---
    Why, you...!
[12:58] ---
    Here's my chance!
[13:03] ---
    puncture
[13:04] ---
    Lightning King!
[13:10] ---
    Huh?
[13:11] ---
    Do you wanna die?!
[13:13] ---
    You're the one who got
    in the way of my attack.
[13:16] ---
    Out of the way!
[13:23] ---
    Maka...
[13:26] ---
    What're you doing, you moron?!
    My bad!
[13:29] ---
    puncture
[13:30] ---
    Lightning King!
[13:36] ---
    Huh?
[13:39] ---
    Sheesh...
[13:42] ---
    Well, that went worse than expected...
[13:45] ---
    I've had enough.
    Huh?
[13:48] ---
    Doc! I'm gonna kick
    Ox's butt now! You can watch!
[13:52] ---
    Save your fights for between classes.
[13:54] ---
    Sounds good to me! I've always
    wanted to take you on sometime!
[13:59] ---
    I guess there's no getting
    through to you...
[14:01] ---
    Are you any match for me,
    the Lightning King Commander?!
[14:08] ---
    Shut up!
[14:12] ---
    That makes 11 wins and 0 losses.
[14:14] ---
    Don't include that lamer
    in my fighting record!
[14:17] ---
    Ox! Are you okay?!
[14:19] ---
    They beat up their own teammates
    in a lesson about teamwork.
[14:24] ---
    How carefree. They must
    think there's unlimited time.
[14:31] ---
    What does Lord Death intend to do,
    storing the Book of Eibon like this?
[14:36] ---
    That's not for us to know. Don't pry.
[14:46] ---
    Lord Death's collection...
[14:49] ---
    It's so terrifying I don't
    even want to look at it.
[15:03] ---
    There's no need to hold back.
    Have some too.
[15:07] ---
    You need fresh blood, don't you?
[15:10] ---
    Yes! I am honored!
[15:13] ---
    It could be poisoned.
[15:20] ---
    Don't be too scared.
[15:21] ---
    Taking your puny, mosquito-like
    life won't bring the Book of Eibon back.
[15:34] ---
    I am deeply sorry for
    allowing such a blunder to occur.
[15:39] ---
    As long as you feel responsible,
    I will give you another chance.
[15:43] ---
    Being able to test Mifune's
    strength proved productive anyway.
[15:47] ---
    Yes, he is very skilled
    and will be most useful!
[15:51] ---
    Oh?
[15:55] ---
    Useful, huh?
[15:57] ---
    There's no point if you
    can't actually use him, though.
[16:02] ---
    Don't rustily moan at me,
    you filthy little saw.
[16:11] ---
    Wanna test my sharpness for
    yourself to see if I'm rusted or not?!
[16:15] ---
    Amusing!
[16:18] ---
    I'll suck out every last drop of
    your blood and cure your hide!
[16:25] ---
    Police Stinger!
[16:34] ---
    Oh, you can fly.
[16:43] ---
    Is that all you got? I'll be
    frank with ya. You're over the hill.
[16:52] ---
    In that case, I have no qualms
    returning to my form from 800 years ago!
[16:56] ---
    Three-Piece Police Stinger!
[17:01] ---
    Nice. Shall I take a picture to
    commemorate you returning to your youth?
[17:07] ---
    Though...
[17:10] ---
    you'll be sliced into such small
    pieces you won't show up in the photo!
[17:15] ---
    Damn kid!
[17:17] ---
    Damn geezer!
[17:29] ---
    Lady Arachne!
[17:33] ---
    What is it?
[17:36] ---
    You have a visitor, Lady Arachne.
[17:40] ---
    A visitor? Who?
[17:43] ---
    Well... she claims to
    be your younger sister.
[17:48] ---
    I see. Very well. Let her in.
[18:18] ---
    Oh, my! What an adorable form, Medusa.
[18:23] ---
    I see you still remember
    me even after 800 years.
[18:27] ---
    I kept watch.
[18:29] ---
    No matter how much time passed,
    I made sure to keep my eye on you.
[18:34] ---
    It seems you're as good
    at sneaking peeks as ever.
[18:37] ---
    You haven't changed one bit, either.
[18:40] ---
    Coming to greet me like this
    without any fear whatsoever...
[18:44] ---
    Even in that meager form have
    you still not learned your lesson?
[18:49] ---
    I would say it's perfect
    for deceiving people.
[18:51] ---
    I'm surprised by your stubbornness.
[18:55] ---
    After what the DWMA people did to you,
[18:58] ---
    I'm amazed you split up
    your soul and survived.
[19:03] ---
    What I most needed to
    avoid in that situation
[19:07] ---
    was having my soul devoured
    by Stein and Death Scythe.
[19:11] ---
    So when they delivered the
    finishing blow, I split my soul into pieces
[19:15] ---
    and restored them inside a
    snake I let loose beforehand.
[19:20] ---
    That was far too dangerous,
    even for a witch of your level.
[19:24] ---
    It was only because of the
    situation that you were saved.
[19:27] ---
    Yes.
[19:28] ---
    The madness wavelength that
    poured out after the Kishin Asura's revival
[19:33] ---
    boosted my magic power
    and made it possible.
[19:36] ---
    I'd rather never go through that again.
[19:41] ---
    Then why have you come here?
[19:44] ---
    800 years ago, during
    the battle with Death,
[19:47] ---
    someone betrayed me and
    drove me into a corner.
[19:50] ---
    Do you think you will leave
    unharmed after storming this castle alone?
[19:55] ---
    That's all in the past.
    Let's be friends now.
[20:00] ---
    We sisters have both
    just revived, after all.
[20:21] ---
    Are you all here to
    celebrate our revival too?
[20:24] ---
    I hate to disappoint,
    but parties just aren't my thing.
[20:29] ---
    Let's meet again, Big Sister.
[20:34] ---
    Teasing you is never worthwhile.
[20:38] ---
    I'll see you off!
[20:44] ---
    You sure about this, Arachne?
[20:46] ---
    I'll let her go for now. She can
    struggle in my web all she wants.
[20:57] ---
    Don't just suddenly storm
    the place, Medusa!
[21:00] ---
    What if I wind up stuck
    in this castle too?!
[21:04] ---
    You need only continue
    conducting surveillance, Eruka.
[21:08] ---
    I-I know that.
[21:12] ---
    I thought I was finally free, too...!
[21:15] ---
    Freedom is not free.
[21:18] ---
    So what are you going to do next?
[21:22] ---
    I'm borrowing this.
[21:25] ---
    I need to retrieve something
    important I forgot.
[21:29] ---
    In Death City...
[21:56] ---
    Noise that disrupts the
    predetermined harmony
[21:58] ---
    A sharp, piercing look in the eyes
[22:00] ---
    It snuck in
[22:01] ---
    Hearts no different from when
    we used to dream in the garage
[22:04] ---
    That's right, no tomorrow
    will be the same as today
[22:06] ---
    I drive wildly and sensitively
[22:08] ---
    A singing heart, a playing beat
[22:10] ---
    Certain proof that you're alive
[22:12] ---
    You gain some
[22:13] ---
    and then lose some
[22:14] ---
    You gain some
[22:15] ---
    and then lose some
[22:16] ---
    Let's move through the times
[22:18] ---
    Even on nights of crying secret tears
[22:20] ---
    It's all
[22:21] ---
    right here
[22:22] ---
    It all is
[22:23] ---
    That's right, I should still
[22:25] ---
    be able to go on by myself
[22:28] ---
    An untarnished light
[22:30] ---
    pierces the moonless night
[22:32] ---
    Right now my life is screaming
[22:34] ---
    that this moment will go on forever
[22:36] ---
    See, deep in my heart
[22:38] ---
    there's always an image of you
[22:40] ---
    Simply embrace the truth
[22:43] ---
    that should be upheld and go
[22:44] ---
    Even if you should be swallowed
[22:46] ---
    by the rough waves of the daily grind
[22:48] ---
    we'll still be right here
[22:50] ---
    still dreaming on
[22:52] ---
    I can always hear them,
[22:54] ---
    the voices of my friends
[22:56] ---
    My only choice is to go on
[22:59] ---
    amid the wind in the city
[23:02] ---
    as if casting off loneliness
[23:04] ---
    The way of life I believed in
[23:08] ---
    Aah
[23:17] ---
    Maka here. Kid and friends
    go wild next week!
[23:20] ---
    Medusa here. As per everyone's
    request, I've finally returned!
[23:25] ---
    - -My hobby is reading.
    My hobby is experimentation.
[23:27] ---
    - -My specialty is the Maka Chop.
    My specialty is fooling people.
[23:30] ---
    We're nothing alike, but we do
    share one thing in common next week!
[23:34] ---
    Which is the fact...
[23:35] ---
    that neither of us
    appears in next week's show!
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 30:
[23:40] ---
    "The Scorching Runaway Express!
    A Magic Tool Left by the Great Wizard?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:46] ---
    

E30 - The Red Hot Runaway Express – A Magic Tool Left Behind by the Great Wizard?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[01:36] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[01:39] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[01:41] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[01:45] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[01:59] ---
    Roku ni me mo awasazu
[02:02] ---
    unmei ni made karande'ku
[02:05] ---
    Yukisaki moro kabutte'ru
[02:08] ---
    kuenai yoru wo hashire
[02:11] ---
    Fukaoi shi sugita mabushisa ga
[02:16] ---
    warui yume ni tsuzuite mo
[02:23] ---
    Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga
[02:26] ---
    mune wo sasu nara
[02:28] ---
    kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga
[02:31] ---
    ima kikoeru ka?
[02:34] ---
    Deatta wake wa dou datte ii
[02:37] ---
    Hikitsukerarete
[02:40] ---
    Fureta shunkan no kizu no bun dake
[02:43] ---
    tashika ni nareru
[03:00] ---
    So hot...
[03:02] ---
    Why do we have to come to such a
    dusty place with such strong UV rays?
[03:07] ---
    So hot...
[03:08] ---
    My father's orders. Don't complain.
[03:12] ---
    You've heard about the
    runaway express train
[03:15] ---
    that speeds through the
    desert without any rails.
[03:18] ---
    So hot!
[03:20] ---
    The famous Sahara one that hasn't
    stopped running once in 100 years?
[03:24] ---
    Yes.
[03:25] ---
    100 years... What keeps it running?
[03:28] ---
    Apparently a Magic Tool
    has something to do with it.
[03:31] ---
    A Magic Tool?
[03:32] ---
    A tool with the power to bring
    calamity to this world if used for evil.
[03:38] ---
    Apparently Arachnophobia
    is after this particular tool.
[03:43] ---
    So hot! So hot!
[03:49] ---
    Our mission is to prevent
    that and retrieve it.
[03:58] ---
    "The Scorching Runaway Express!
    A Magic Tool Left by the Great Wizard?"
[04:06] ---
    So hot...
[04:08] ---
    Your shinigami skin
    doesn't get sunburned, right?
[04:12] ---
    So then why do you need a cloak?
[04:15] ---
    To set the mood!
[04:17] ---
    As my constitution repels even poison,
[04:20] ---
    dyeing my hair doesn't keep
    the triple lines away for very long.
[04:25] ---
    Down there.
[04:27] ---
    There's a train station
    in the middle of the desert.
[04:30] ---
    Let us hurry! It's almost
    time for it to arrive!
[04:34] ---
    You're strangely enthusiastic...
    Why?!
[04:37] ---
    It's traveled along a set route and
    stuck precisely and exactly to schedule
[04:41] ---
    for 100 years straight without
    being even one second late!
[04:44] ---
    It's only natural that I'd
    want to see it at least once!
[04:47] ---
    Is that why?
[04:50] ---
    Someone's already there?
    It appears to be a child...
[04:55] ---
    Well, I suppose it is a tourist spot.
[05:00] ---
    Hello! It certainly is hot!
[05:03] ---
    Yo!
[05:04] ---
    Hi...
[05:09] ---
    Hey, runt! Didn't your sister
    ever tell you to at least say hello?!
[05:16] ---
    Stop that.
[05:22] ---
    Huh?! What're you clickin' your tongue at?!
[05:25] ---
    You mockin' us?! I'll
    turn you into mincemeat!
[05:28] ---
    Now, now! There's lots of sand
    here, so let's play in it together!
[05:33] ---
    Yay! Hurray!
[05:41] ---
    According to the schedule,
    it should be here any moment now...
[05:49] ---
    I can't wait to see this Runaway Express!
[05:57] ---
    All done!
[05:59] ---
    Very good! That's a good girl!
[06:02] ---
    That little person sure seems suspicious...
[06:07] ---
    What's going on? It's going to be late!
[06:28] ---
    I guess it being precise and exact
    to schedule was just a false rumor...
[06:32] ---
    How disappointing.
[06:37] ---
    Oh. It fell apart...
[06:53] ---
    Awesome!
[07:13] ---
    You're too late, Death's errand boy!
[07:16] ---
    I, Fisher King, shall land this big haul!
[07:20] ---
    The Magic Tool belongs
    to Lady Arachne! Fisher!
[07:25] ---
    Is that Arachnophobia's assassin?!
[07:29] ---
    What?!
[07:33] ---
    I'm sensing a witch!
    She wasn't a tourist after all?!
[07:36] ---
    Or was she a witch tourist?
[07:40] ---
    That's...!
[07:50] ---
    That witch left a bomb!
[07:54] ---
    It left so fast!
    It's like a huge worm!
[07:57] ---
    Save your commentary for later!
    Change into guns, quickly!
[08:00] ---
    Right!
[08:03] ---
    Let's go after it! Go, go, go!
[08:18] ---
    There it is!
[08:21] ---
    I'm the first one on board!
    The Magic Tool's mine!
[08:26] ---
    What?! He caught up already?!
[08:30] ---
    Fishing Rod Launcher!
[08:32] ---
    Kid! Attack coming from 3 o'clock!
[08:41] ---
    How do my fishing rod and bombs taste?!
[09:02] ---
    What's going on?!
[09:11] ---
    All right! Let's hide in the
    smoke and approach the train!
[09:18] ---
    Kid! The train is turning right!
[09:21] ---
    Oh no!
[09:30] ---
    Damn! It's really running wild!
[09:32] ---
    Catching that runaway express train
[09:34] ---
    while watching out for attacks from
    the side and above would be troublesome!
[09:38] ---
    Patty! Can I count on you?!
    Yes!
[09:44] ---
    I just need to take care
    of the jerk bad guy?
[09:47] ---
    I leave it to you!
[09:55] ---
    Come on! Come out!
[10:02] ---
    There you are! Die, fishing rod man!
[10:07] ---
    360º Kick Flip!
[10:11] ---
    I pulled it off!
[10:13] ---
    What're you doing, Kid, doing
    skateboard moves at a time like this?!
[10:18] ---
    Fool! Look at all these ramps
    Mother Nature has provided!
[10:22] ---
    Not pulling off a trick or two
    would be rude to the desert!
[10:26] ---
    Huh?!
[10:27] ---
    Look! Here comes another ramp!
[10:29] ---
    Patty! No-hander!
[10:36] ---
    3600!
[10:40] ---
    No-hander!
[10:43] ---
    What are they doing?
[10:47] ---
    All right! Return to weapon form, Patty!
[10:49] ---
    'Kay...
[11:16] ---
    I'm a target on the roof!
[11:28] ---
    Looks like the guy inside went up ahead...
[11:35] ---
    I'll uncouple the train and
    blow all the rear cars away!
[11:46] ---
    Where did that freak go?!
[11:48] ---
    There he is!
[11:49] ---
    That was fast, skateboard kid!
[11:51] ---
    But this is goodbye!
    That train car's gonna blow up!
[11:56] ---
    Oh no! Did he detach it from the train?!
[12:05] ---
    Whew, that was close!
    Didn't know one was in the air, too!
[12:09] ---
    But I can't be stopped!
[12:23] ---
    Crap! I was so flustered
    I accidentally jumped back here!
[12:26] ---
    Fisher!
[12:29] ---
    This guy's an idiot.
[12:31] ---
    Ha ha! Idiot! Idiot!
[12:33] ---
    Talk about dumb...
[12:34] ---
    Damn!
[12:37] ---
    Fisher!
[12:39] ---
    Farewell again!
[12:43] ---
    Liz! Patty!
[12:45] ---
    Connect!
    Connect!
[12:47] ---
    What?!
[12:55] ---
    This feels great!
    So nice and cool!
[13:00] ---
    Damn!
[13:05] ---
    The Magic Tool will be mine!
[13:07] ---
    I won't let anyone get
    near the engine room!
[13:10] ---
    He's getting away!
    Liz! Patty!
[13:15] ---
    Fishing Rod Launcher!
[13:20] ---
    Fisher! Fisher! Fisher!
[13:25] ---
    Damn, you have crazy
    firepower, I'll give you that!
[13:28] ---
    Fisher! Fisher! Fisher!
[13:35] ---
    What?!
[13:48] ---
    Damn...!
[13:51] ---
    Is this...?!
[13:53] ---
    This is what powers the train...
[13:56] ---
    The Eternal Spring Magic Tool...
[14:01] ---
    I won't let you have the Magic Tool!
[14:09] ---
    This Magic Tool belongs to Lady Arachne...
[14:36] ---
    This is the Magic Tool we're after.
[14:39] ---
    Now the Runaway Express can rest.
[14:57] ---
    Vile Magic Tool. You disgust me to no end.
[15:03] ---
    You damn DWMA kids know absolutely nothing.
[15:06] ---
    That Magic Tool was one of the
    great wizard Eibon's creations!
[15:12] ---
    Eibon? He's clearly some lowlife evildoer.
[15:18] ---
    Eibon is no different from Death...
[15:23] ---
    Are you ridiculing my father?!
[15:27] ---
    Oh, so you're Death's son?
[15:30] ---
    Here's something you might
    find interesting...
[15:33] ---
    Open up the box the
    Eternal Spring was stuck inside...
[15:37] ---
    The box?
[15:39] ---
    What am I supposed to find in here?
[15:42] ---
    That Magic Tool is more
    than spring-loaded clockwork.
[15:46] ---
    The box with the keyhole
    is also part of the set.
[15:51] ---
    Now, then! Now, then! Now, then!
[15:55] ---
    Have a look at the plate inside the box!
[16:10] ---
    This is...! Eibon and...
[16:14] ---
    Death...?
[16:18] ---
    There's no question about it!
    This signature is Father's handwriting!
[16:23] ---
    What is Father's signature
    doing on something like this?
[16:27] ---
    What's wrong, Kid?
[16:30] ---
    What's written next to Eibon,
    the wizard you say is evil?
[16:35] ---
    Whose signature is that?
[16:40] ---
    What is this?! What does this mean?!
[16:44] ---
    Well, you see...
[16:50] ---
    What the...?!
[16:54] ---
    You're...
[16:55] ---
    Sid-sensei?
[17:03] ---
    The African branch's recovery
    team and I will handle things from here.
[17:08] ---
    You three can get some rest.
[17:14] ---
    This guy's soul belongs to you, Kid.
[17:21] ---
    Shoot it down! Shoot it down!
[17:26] ---
    Sid. A witch has flown off.
[17:29] ---
    Our target is the Eternal
    Spring. We can let her go.
[17:34] ---
    Alright, kids. Go relax in camp.
    I'll serve you some nice, cold drinks.
[17:39] ---
    Yay! Thanks!
    Thank you!
[17:43] ---
    Much obliged.
[17:44] ---
    Yahoo!
[18:07] ---
    Now DWMA has obtained another Magic Tool...
[18:38] ---
    No luck...
[18:41] ---
    I can't find any clues even
    in Information Level 1 books.
[18:47] ---
    Eibon is no different from Death...
[18:51] ---
    Just who is Eibon?
[19:01] ---
    How can I help you? Are
    you looking for a book?
[19:05] ---
    I'd like to see all books up to Level 4
    that pertain to a certain individual.
[19:13] ---
    May I see your student ID?
[19:16] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:18] ---
    One-star and two-star students are
    at Level 2, school staff is at Level 3,
[19:24] ---
    and Death Scythes and
    high-ranking meisters are at Level 4.
[19:29] ---
    You still only have one star.
    You can only check out Level 1 books.
[19:35] ---
    Please check the back of my ID.
    Yes.
[19:40] ---
    My apologies! I didn't realize
    you were Lord Death's son!
[19:44] ---
    I'll bring the books you're looking
    for right away! Please wait a moment!
[19:49] ---
    Thank you.
[19:56] ---
    I'm still a one-star meister too.
[19:59] ---
    I'd like to stay on fair
    footing with everyone else,
[20:03] ---
    but Father will remain tight-lipped
    if I ask him, just like with the Kishin.
[20:09] ---
    All I can do is investigate on my own.
[20:13] ---
    Did you find any?
[20:15] ---
    Yes. We have one book relating
    to Eibon in the Level 4 block.
[20:21] ---
    Then please tell me
    which shelf it's on. I want to...
[20:24] ---
    Actually...
[20:26] ---
    It seems it was checked out two
    months ago and never returned...
[20:31] ---
    Do you know who checked it out?
[20:33] ---
    I'll go to them myself
    and have them return it!
[20:43] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:45] ---
    Due to a mistake on our part,
    I'm not sure who checked it out.
[20:51] ---
    The circulation card only has
    the letter "M" written on it, too.
[20:58] ---
    I'm sorry.
[21:00] ---
    Please forgive me.
[21:11] ---
    Who would've checked out a book like this?
[21:15] ---
    It was checked out approximately
    two months ago, on April 1st...
[21:22] ---
    The tumultuous day of
    the Kishin's revival...
[21:26] ---
    "M"...
[21:30] ---
    "M"!
[21:32] ---
    Medusa?!
[21:56] ---
    Yoteichouwa wo kechirasu noizu
[21:58] ---
    Iru you ni katto niramu gankou
[22:00] ---
    Shinobikonda
[22:01] ---
    Garaaji de yume miteta
    ano koro to kawaranu haato
[22:04] ---
    Sou kyou to onaji asu nante konee ze
[22:06] ---
    Ore binkan ni bakusou
[22:08] ---
    Utau shinzou kanaderu biito
[22:10] ---
    Ikiteru tashikana akashi wo
[22:12] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:13] ---
    ushinatte
[22:14] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:15] ---
    ushinatte
[22:16] ---
    Utsurou toki no naka de
[22:18] ---
    Hitoshirezu namidashita yoru mo
[22:20] ---
    Subete wa
[22:21] ---
    koko ni atte
[22:22] ---
    Subete ga
[22:23] ---
    Tada jibun de sou sa mada
[22:25] ---
    ikeru hazu daro
[22:28] ---
    Kegarenaki hikari ga
[22:30] ---
    yamiyo wo tsuranuite
[22:32] ---
    Kono toki ga towa da to
[22:34] ---
    ima inochi ga sakenderu
[22:36] ---
    Hora kokoro no oku ni
[22:38] ---
    itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
[22:40] ---
    Mamoru beki shinjitsu wo tada
[22:43] ---
    daite yuke
[22:44] ---
    Kurikaesu mainichi no
[22:46] ---
    aranami ni nomaretemo
[22:48] ---
    mada yume kara samenu
[22:51] ---
    oretachi wa koko ni iru
[22:52] ---
    Itsumo kikoete kuru
[22:54] ---
    nakama tachi no koe ga
[22:56] ---
    Kodoku wo furiharau you ni
[22:59] ---
    machi no kaze no naka
[23:02] ---
    tada iku shika nai sa
[23:04] ---
    Shinjita ikizama wo
[23:08] ---
    Aa
[23:18] ---
    Choo-choo!
[23:20] ---
    I totally got sunburned!
[23:22] ---
    I gotta watch out for
    blemishes and freckles! Choo-choo!
[23:25] ---
    Excalibur makes an
    appearance next week! Choo-choo!
[23:28] ---
    No, we have a party on
    next week's episode! Choo-choo!
[23:31] ---
    Oh! Then there'll be a birdy! Cheep-cheep!
[23:34] ---
    That's not a train's sound! Choo-choo!
[23:36] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 31:
[23:39] ---
    "Happiness Run Dry...
    Whose Tears Shine in the Moonlight?"
[23:42] ---
    Choo-choo-choo!
[23:44] ---
    What kind of preview is this? Choo-choo!
[23:46] ---
    

E31 - Drying Happiness! Whose Tears Sparkle in the Moonlight?

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    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:42] ---
    Good morning, Crona!
[00:44] ---
    G-Good morning...
[00:47] ---
    Well, let's go!
[01:06] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:07] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:10] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[01:14] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[01:17] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:19] ---
    If you want it
[01:22] ---
    you can see for yourself
[01:26] ---
    any world at all
[01:30] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[01:35] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[01:41] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[01:45] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[01:48] ---
    and hung up a
[01:51] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[01:53] ---
    if you believe in me!
[01:56] ---
    When You're
[01:58] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:01] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:04] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[02:08] ---
    like the moon
[02:22] ---
    Okay, class! Take a look
    at Chart ♪1 on page 108!
[02:26] ---
    As I touched on yesterday, Soul Learning
    has several schools of thought,
[02:31] ---
    which you can see in the chart...
[02:33] ---
    Why?
[02:35] ---
    It's great to have you here, Crona!
[02:41] ---
    Yeah...
[02:42] ---
    Come on, look up, Crona.
    There's nothing to be afraid of.
[02:56] ---
    Why?
[02:59] ---
    Why is everyone so nice to me...?
[03:10] ---
    Why?
[03:20] ---
    It looks like he's gotten a lot better.
[03:22] ---
    Yeah. It's been little by little, though.
[03:28] ---
    Soul.
[03:31] ---
    How about you?
[03:32] ---
    Huh?
[03:33] ---
    Your wound here.
[03:36] ---
    Oh...
[03:42] ---
    Forget about it. It's not
    cool to be stuck in the past.
[03:46] ---
    Even more so if it's
    about a fight you lost.
[03:49] ---
    Is that how it is?
[03:51] ---
    Maka's trying hard and all.
    This is no time to sweat the little things.
[03:57] ---
    That's true.
[04:00] ---
    All right! Guess I'll give it a shot too!
[04:03] ---
    Let me see that!
[04:05] ---
    You have a high center of gravity,
[04:08] ---
    so you should bend back more and
    relax your shoulders before you shoot.
[04:12] ---
    Here, try it out.
[04:17] ---
    Maybe we should we have a party...
[04:24] ---
    "Happiness Run Dry...
    Whose Tears Shine in the Moonlight?"
[04:38] ---
    Thanks for bringing the records, Soul.
[04:41] ---
    Sure. Is this what you wanted?
[04:45] ---
    You wanted something upbeat,
    so I brought some funk and other stuff,
[04:49] ---
    but it doesn't fit the mood here.
[04:51] ---
    It doesn't?
[04:52] ---
    Play the piano then!
    There just happens to be one!
[04:55] ---
    What brought that on?
[04:57] ---
    It's been a while since I heard it!
[04:59] ---
    Gimme a break. I'm going to the bathroom.
[05:02] ---
    Oh, he got away.
[05:05] ---
    I didn't know he could play the piano.
[05:08] ---
    He's only played for me one
    time, when we first teamed up.
[05:12] ---
    What kind of song was it?
[05:13] ---
    A really dark and creepy one.
[05:17] ---
    He said, "This is the kind of person
    I am," and suddenly started playing.
[05:23] ---
    But his snooty attitude seemed
    interesting so I teamed up with him.
[05:29] ---
    We missed our chance to hear him play...
[05:34] ---
    Tsubaki! Bring more!
[05:37] ---
    Okay!
[05:40] ---
    Sorry. It must be uncomfortable
    around such rowdy people.
[05:44] ---
    I-I'm not used to it yet, b-but
    it's not entirely uncomfortable...
[05:51] ---
    No one will run off. You're free
    to join our group at your own pace.
[05:57] ---
    There's no need to rush.
[05:59] ---
    Yo!
[06:01] ---
    What're you being so quiet for?!
    This is a party! Let's go crazy!
[06:08] ---
    What's the big idea?!
    Don't tease Crona.
[06:11] ---
    What?! I wasn't teasing him!
[06:13] ---
    Hey! Crona! If anyone starts
    teasing you, just let me know!
[06:19] ---
    I'll kick their sorry butts!
[06:25] ---
    Why are you all so nice to me...?
[06:30] ---
    Isn't it obvious? We're your friends!
[06:38] ---
    Then gimme some food!
[06:40] ---
    Here! Tsubaki's cooking!
    Oh!
[06:43] ---
    I hope you like it!
[06:47] ---
    Gross...
[07:06] ---
    Crona! Come visit us next time!
[07:09] ---
    I love to cook, especially when it's
    for someone with Ragnarok's appetite!
[07:13] ---
    O-Okay!
[07:15] ---
    See you later, Crona!
[07:16] ---
    Bye-bye!
[07:18] ---
    See you tomorrow...
[07:32] ---
    Hey, Crona! You should partner
    with someone who's a good cook too!
[07:37] ---
    You're my partner.
[07:41] ---
    That party was fun.
[07:44] ---
    You're so simpleminded!
[08:03] ---
    I missed you, Crona.
[08:08] ---
    Lady Medusa...
[08:10] ---
    I'm so happy. Even in this
    form, you still recognize me.
[08:15] ---
    I'm pathetic, aren't I?
[08:16] ---
    You shrunk too, just like me!
[08:19] ---
    W-W-Why are you in Death City?
[08:23] ---
    I came to see you, Crona.
    I was very worried about you.
[08:28] ---
    Worried? You mean you came to take me back?
[08:32] ---
    No, you can stay at DWMA
    and continue to serve as a spy.
[08:38] ---
    Huh?! S-S-Spy?! That's not why I...!
[08:42] ---
    You don't need to be so modest.
[08:45] ---
    You worked your way into
    DWMA to spy on it, didn't you?
[08:49] ---
    This is a job only you can do.
[08:52] ---
    There must be a secret vault
    hidden somewhere in the school.
[08:57] ---
    You can start by finding it.
[09:00] ---
    I'm counting on you, Crona...
[09:02] ---
    W-Wait! I have friends there...
    I can't betray the school...
[09:10] ---
    You'll do it for your mother, won't you?
[09:23] ---
    I'll do it.
[09:33] ---
    Now things are getting interesting!
[09:47] ---
    Death City is seething with madness.
[09:50] ---
    It looks like something
    is going to happen soon.
[10:09] ---
    Drum dances?
[10:11] ---
    Are you being serious?!
[10:13] ---
    Don't make fun of drum dances!
[10:15] ---
    Are you serious? You listen to that stuff?
[10:18] ---
    You're so dumb!
[10:19] ---
    You have me beat when it comes to studying,
[10:21] ---
    but somehow I feel like I've won.
[10:23] ---
    I listen to it because
    I like it! Leave me alone!
[10:28] ---
    Crona?
[10:30] ---
    O-Oh, I'm going back to my room now.
[10:34] ---
    See you tomorrow!
    Later!
[10:40] ---
    I wonder what happened.
    He hasn't been very cheerful lately...
[10:44] ---
    You sure? Isn't that how he always is?
[10:54] ---
    Just make up your mind already!
    Medusa's gonna get mad!
[11:05] ---
    Heya, hiya! How's it going, Justin?
[11:12] ---
    Spirit. Justin can't read my
    lips because of the mask, right?
[11:19] ---
    Could you repeat everything I say?
[11:22] ---
    Huh?! Why go through all that?!
    Just have him take his earphones out!
[11:27] ---
    Okay! Repeat after me!
[11:30] ---
    Justin. I've asked you here
    because I have a new assignment for you.
[11:36] ---
    Wait...!
[11:39] ---
    This is a message from Lord Death.
[11:41] ---
    Justin. You're here because
    I have a new assignment for you.
[11:46] ---
    Great! What is it?
[11:48] ---
    This is a very important assignment.
[11:51] ---
    This is a very important assignment.
[11:53] ---
    You're aware that I've left Azusa
    in charge of pursuing the Kishin,
[11:57] ---
    as she can see far.
[11:59] ---
    Azusa's chasin' the Kishin right now.
[12:03] ---
    But eyes can only do so much.
[12:06] ---
    So I would like you to travel
    around the world on foot to help find him.
[12:12] ---
    You're gonna help with the chase.
    Eyes and feet. You're the feet.
[12:17] ---
    Umm, Spirit. Repeat what I say properly.
[12:21] ---
    You're too indirect...
[12:23] ---
    Listen...
[12:26] ---
    Fine.
[12:29] ---
    Ahem. The Kishin is easily frightened.
[12:32] ---
    If you go around spreading
    deafening sounds, he might be scared out.
[12:38] ---
    That's what our aim is.
[12:40] ---
    The Kishin is easily frightened.
[12:43] ---
    If you go around spreading
    deafening sounds, he might be scared out.
[12:48] ---
    That's what our aim is.
[12:49] ---
    Oh, what a wonderful
    revelation! I will gladly do it!
[12:54] ---
    We're counting on you.
[12:56] ---
    We're counting on you.
[12:58] ---
    Right!
[13:02] ---
    Looks like no one's allowed past here.
[13:07] ---
    The secret vault could be up ahead!
[13:10] ---
    What do I do? If someone
    were to see me in a place like this...
[13:14] ---
    Personally, I don't care what happens.
[13:18] ---
    Who's there?!
[13:22] ---
    Oh, it's you, Crona.
[13:24] ---
    What are you doing here?
    This is off-limits, you know.
[13:29] ---
    Oh, uhh, well...
[13:32] ---
    You're a life-saver, Marie! We got
    lost on our way back to our room!
[13:37] ---
    Actually, I'm lost, too.
[13:39] ---
    I wish they'd do something
    about DWMA's layout.
[13:44] ---
    But don't worry! You can count on me!
[13:46] ---
    I'll take you back to your room!
[13:48] ---
    O-Okay...
[13:51] ---
    Let me think...
[13:53] ---
    This way!
    That's the opposite way!
[14:01] ---
    We finally made it...
[14:03] ---
    That took way longer than
    it needed to, all thanks to you...
[14:06] ---
    If you ever have any other
    problems, just let me know!
[14:11] ---
    You can count on me! Except for directions.
[14:15] ---
    Okay.
[14:16] ---
    Well, good night!
[14:18] ---
    The teacher's office is this way.
[14:38] ---
    Ribbit.
[14:40] ---
    Sheesh. I wish I didn't have to keep
    coming back to such a dangerous place...
[14:46] ---
    Eruka...
[14:47] ---
    Have you figured out where the vault is?
[14:51] ---
    I can't do this. I can't
    keep doing stuff like this.
[14:55] ---
    There's no point telling
    that to me. Right, Medusa?
[15:03] ---
    Crona. You are doing well.
[15:08] ---
    I know. I'll give you a
    different assignment.
[15:13] ---
    What is Dr. Stein up to now?
[15:16] ---
    I don't know; I don't see Dr.
    Stein very often.
[15:20] ---
    But I think he's partnered with
    Ms. Marie now and they live together.
[15:25] ---
    Marie? What is she like?
[15:29] ---
    She's really nice and
    always looks after me.
[15:36] ---
    Is that so?
[15:39] ---
    Excellent. Then let's take
    advantage of that kindness.
[15:50] ---
    Bye, Ms. Marie!
    Bye!
[15:56] ---
    Ms. Marie...
[15:58] ---
    Oh, Crona! What's up?
[16:00] ---
    Umm, well...
[16:03] ---
    Is there something I can do for you?
[16:05] ---
    Well, actually... there's
    something I need to ask you...
[16:09] ---
    Bye-bye, Professor!
[16:11] ---
    Bye!
[16:14] ---
    Want to visit my place?
    We can talk over some nice tea!
[16:18] ---
    O-Okay...
[16:21] ---
    There is a listening
    device inside that pen.
[16:24] ---
    Set it in Dr. Stein's laboratory.
[16:34] ---
    Here you are!
[16:37] ---
    There was nothing but
    lab equipment in this house,
[16:41] ---
    so I had to get some stuff
    on my own, like these cups.
[16:44] ---
    They're cute cups...
[16:45] ---
    If you can drink from it, who cares?
[16:48] ---
    I do see girliness scattered
    around the place.
[16:52] ---
    Stein gets mad when I go overboard with it.
[16:56] ---
    That's what troubles me.
[16:58] ---
    Do you have anything troubling you, Crona?
[17:00] ---
    U-Umm, well...
[17:03] ---
    Hey! Why don't I get any! Gimme!
[17:06] ---
    Oh? You can drink even
    without a mouth, Ragnarok?
[17:10] ---
    I do have one! I can drink!
[17:14] ---
    S-Sorry. I'll make you some now.
[17:17] ---
    No need to rush!
[17:20] ---
    Alright, Crona! Now's your chance!
[17:22] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[17:27] ---
    Pick up the pace, you stupid-head!
[17:29] ---
    Want any sugar?
[17:30] ---
    P-Put salt or pepper or
    whatever in it! Make it spicy!
[17:34] ---
    O-Okay... Got it.
[17:40] ---
    Here you are!
[17:41] ---
    Now, then! Let's continue
    where we left off!
[17:44] ---
    What was it you needed to ask me?
[17:57] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:59] ---
    Nothing...
[18:02] ---
    Then shall we begin?
[18:05] ---
    You have something on your mind, don't you?
[18:14] ---
    Thanks... I f-feel much b-b-better now...
[18:19] ---
    Really? I'm glad we had a nice chat, too!
[18:24] ---
    W-Well, it's getting late, so I should go.
[18:28] ---
    Visit anytime you want!
[18:32] ---
    That went well!
[18:34] ---
    Hold on, Crona.
[18:37] ---
    Y-Y-Yes, Ms. Marie?
[18:48] ---
    Isn't this your pen?
[18:52] ---
    Here you go!
[18:57] ---
    Bye! Take care on your way back!
[19:13] ---
    Well? Did you do it?
[19:25] ---
    I'm home.
[19:26] ---
    Welcome back, Stein!
[19:28] ---
    Ribbit! Loud and clear!
[19:31] ---
    How did you get her to swallow it?
[19:33] ---
    It was simple! We secretly
    slipped it into her coffee!
[19:44] ---
    A listening device and Medusa's
    magic are inside that snake.
[19:49] ---
    Now Stein's madness will accelerate
    because he's always around her!
[19:53] ---
    Crona was just here.
[19:55] ---
    Really? What for?
[19:58] ---
    Crona's still having a hard time
    adjusting to the school in various ways.
[20:02] ---
    But Crona's a very nice kid! And cute!
[20:05] ---
    She doesn't suspect a thing! What a dummy!
[20:09] ---
    But Crona'll be fine!
    School will get better soon!
[20:13] ---
    Being able to meet Crona and the others
[20:15] ---
    makes me glad I became a teacher here!
[20:20] ---
    It's late. I'm going back to my room.
[20:24] ---
    Crona!
[20:26] ---
    Now Medusa will praise you too!
[21:56] ---
    Noise that disrupts the
    predetermined harmony
[21:58] ---
    A sharp, piercing look in the eyes
[22:00] ---
    It snuck in
[22:01] ---
    Hearts no different from when
    we used to dream in the garage
[22:04] ---
    That's right, no tomorrow
    will be the same as today
[22:06] ---
    I drive wildly and sensitively
[22:08] ---
    A singing heart, a playing beat
[22:10] ---
    Certain proof that you're alive
[22:12] ---
    You gain some
[22:13] ---
    and then lose some
[22:14] ---
    You gain some
[22:15] ---
    and then lose some
[22:16] ---
    Let's move through the times
[22:18] ---
    Even on nights of crying secret tears
[22:20] ---
    It's all
[22:21] ---
    right here
[22:22] ---
    It all is
[22:23] ---
    That's right, I should still
[22:25] ---
    be able to go on by myself
[22:28] ---
    An untarnished light
[22:30] ---
    pierces the moonless night
[22:32] ---
    Right now my life is screaming
[22:34] ---
    that this moment will go on forever
[22:36] ---
    See, deep in my heart
[22:38] ---
    there's always an image of you
[22:40] ---
    Simply embrace the truth
[22:43] ---
    that should be upheld and go
[22:44] ---
    Even if you should be swallowed
[22:46] ---
    by the rough waves of the daily grind
[22:48] ---
    we'll still be right here
[22:50] ---
    still dreaming on
[22:52] ---
    I can always hear them,
[22:54] ---
    the voices of my friends
[22:56] ---
    My only choice is to go on
[22:59] ---
    amid the wind in the city
[23:02] ---
    as if casting off loneliness
[23:04] ---
    The way of life I believed in
[23:08] ---
    Aah
[23:18] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[23:23] ---
    ♪ From the United Kingdom!
    I'm looking for heaven! ♪
[23:26] ---
    ♪ I'm going to California! ♪
[23:29] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[23:33] ---
    ♪ From the United Kingdom! I'm looking
    for heaven! I'm going to Calif... ♪
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 32:
[23:40] ---
    "Legend of the Holy Sword 3...
    Tale of the DWMA Gang Leader?"
[23:43] ---
    You're obnoxious!
[23:45] ---
    

E32 - Legend of the Holy Sword 3 – The Academy Gang Leader's Tale?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:32] ---
    Oh...
[00:34] ---
    Oh!
[00:38] ---
    T-This is... Excalibur...?
[00:46] ---
    It'll bring me victory and glory
[00:49] ---
    and make me a hero...
[00:53] ---
    If I just partner with the Holy Sword,
    even I can be beautifully reborn!
[01:01] ---
    All right! I'll do it!
[01:03] ---
    Victory
[01:03] ---
    Glory
[01:10] ---
    Sorry. Sorry.
[01:27] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:28] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:31] ---
    iki o hisomete
[01:35] ---
    matteiru Deadly Night
[01:38] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:40] ---
    kimi ga nozomeba
[01:43] ---
    donna sekai mo
[01:47] ---
    sono me ni utsuseru kara
[01:51] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[01:56] ---
    kowai yume da toshitemo
[02:02] ---
    Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
[02:06] ---
    hoshi o kudaki
[02:09] ---
    kazari tsuketa
[02:12] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:14] ---
    shinjite kureta nara!
[02:18] ---
    When You're
[02:19] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:22] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:26] ---
    miagereba kagayaku
[02:29] ---
    tsuki no you ni
[02:45] ---
    Hey, Hero!
[02:48] ---
    Yes?
[02:49] ---
    Hate to ask, but could you go buy
    us some rolls from the school store?
[02:52] ---
    Huh? Why me?
[02:54] ---
    Come on. This is something only you can do.
[02:59] ---
    Something only I can do?
[03:02] ---
    Leave it to me!
[03:04] ---
    Oh, some for me too!
[03:06] ---
    And two cans of juice
    from the farthest shop.
[03:09] ---
    It's something only you can do,
    so we're counting on you!
[03:18] ---
    Hey, Hero!
[03:20] ---
    C'mere.
[03:22] ---
    Yes, Black☆Star?
[03:23] ---
    Be my test subject again.
[03:27] ---
    Does that hurt a lot? Is
    it hard to break free?
[03:30] ---
    I-I'm gonna die!
[03:37] ---
    Looks like there's room for improvement.
[03:40] ---
    Hero seems like someone who'd
    be popular at an ordinary school.
[03:44] ---
    But here... he's wimpy.
[03:47] ---
    Coolness doesn't make the person;
    the person makes the coolness.
[03:52] ---
    Damn! The Holy Sword will be mine!
[03:56] ---
    And then I will put an
    end to this pushover life!
[04:09] ---
    "Legend of the Holy Sword 3...
    Tale of the DWMA Gang Leader?"
[04:14] ---
    I am the great Black☆Star!
[04:17] ---
    The greatest, strongest man in the world!
[04:22] ---
    This great man is going
    to school! Right, Tsubaki?!
[04:25] ---
    Yay!
[04:29] ---
    Huh?
    A fight first thing in the morning?
[04:34] ---
    Honestly. What fools.
[04:38] ---
    Losers like you don't stand a chance
    against me now that I'm reborn a hero.
[04:44] ---
    Hero did this?
[04:47] ---
    DWMA is nothing special either.
[04:52] ---
    Ugh. Him.
[04:54] ---
    My heroic tale was much more thrilling.
[05:01] ---
    I shall tell it to you students!
[05:26] ---
    Fool!
[05:39] ---
    Now, then!
[05:41] ---
    My legend begins in the 12th century.
[05:44] ---
    This is gonna be obnoxious,
    so just half-listen to it
[05:44] ---
    I believe it was on a sweltering midsummer day.
[05:47] ---
    No, it was a chilly autumn.
[05:50] ---
    Back then, I, too, was a ruffian.
[05:52] ---
    Come to think of it, it
    might've been winter.
[05:54] ---
    I was friends with all the
    tough-looking people.
[05:57] ---
    All the chicks fought over me.
[05:59] ---
    No, it was summer after all.
[06:01] ---
    It was an extremely hot midsummer day.
[06:03] ---
    Unlike now, I was like a sharpened knife.
[06:07] ---
    However, I somehow gave
    off an air of elegance.
[06:09] ---
    Everyone said so. Even
    now, everyone says so.
[06:12] ---
    Actually, maybe they
    didn't say it much back then.
[06:14] ---
    It was gradually starting to be
    said that I was surprisingly nice.
[06:18] ---
    Now that I think about it,
    perhaps I did give off an air of elegance.
[06:22] ---
    The results spoke for themselves.
    I was amazing.
[06:25] ---
    Even now I'm amazing, but I was a ruffian.
[06:27] ---
    It all happened on a winter
    day brimming with elegance.
[06:31] ---
    Now, then! Shall I tell you the legend?
[06:33] ---
    You're obnoxious!
[06:34] ---
    However, there will be a five-minute break
    first! Sit on your knees upright and wait!
[06:39] ---
    Hold on, you idiot!
[06:42] ---
    What's the matter with you?
    It hasn't been five minutes yet.
[06:46] ---
    Have I seen you somewhere before?
    Yeah, we've met bef...
[06:49] ---
    Don't you know how to
    sit upright?! Ignorant fool!
[06:51] ---
    Don't point your cane at me!
[06:53] ---
    Did you see my strength too, Black☆Star?
[06:57] ---
    I'm no longer the weakling I once was.
[06:59] ---
    With the Holy Sword, I've
    been reborn as someone strong.
[07:04] ---
    Just having the Holy Sword
    wouldn't make you any different.
[07:10] ---
    Anyway, I'm amazed you can stand
    being around someone this annoying.
[07:14] ---
    How do you figure?
[07:15] ---
    The 1000 provisions to being
    Excalibur's meister are simple to follow.
[07:21] ---
    So simple that I want to ask why you
    can't stand something as easy as this.
[07:25] ---
    You gotta be crazy,
[07:27] ---
    attending the Holy Sword's five-hour
    recitation party every single day...
[07:31] ---
    Come to think of it, my legend began
    on a Tuesday or Wednesday like today.
[07:36] ---
    Or was it a Saturday?
[07:38] ---
    If you're gonna interrupt,
    at least be sure about things!
[07:40] ---
    No, it may've been a Monday.
[07:42] ---
    No, a Tuesday or Wednesday.
[07:44] ---
    It's possible it was a Friday
    that seemed like a Thursday.
[07:48] ---
    Though, it could've been a
    Tuesday or more likely a Thursday,
[07:52] ---
    but I do believe it
    could've been a Saturday.
[07:54] ---
    No, a Wednesday or possibly a Monday.
[07:56] ---
    Actually, it might've been a Friday.
[07:59] ---
    No, no, that's not...
[08:05] ---
    You're obnoxious! I can't take
    it anymore! I'm gonna kill you!
[08:09] ---
    You want to fight?
[08:11] ---
    I'll participate in the fight too.
[08:14] ---
    ♪ Sushi roll! Sushi roll! ♪
[08:15] ---
    I want to see what a legend is like with my
    own two eyes. ♪ Sushi roll! Sushi roll! ♪
[08:19] ---
    Same here.
    ♪ Califonia, California, California roll! ♪
[08:21] ---
    I can't stand having him around either.
    ♪ Califonia, California, California roll! ♪
[08:25] ---
    There's a wimpy alien!
    ♪ Califonia, California, California roll! ♪
[08:27] ---
    You want to fight?
[08:31] ---
    Kilik Rung...
[08:33] ---
    Black☆Star...
[08:36] ---
    Death the Kid...
[08:38] ---
    Three of the school's best fighting
    faction versus the Holy Sword...
[08:41] ---
    This is a great match-up.
[08:45] ---
    I'll let you witness the power
    I gained from being reborn too.
[08:51] ---
    Excalibur!
[08:56] ---
    Victory... Glory...
[09:10] ---
    Be one with me!
[09:16] ---
    How awe-inspiring...
[09:20] ---
    Compared to the legend of the Holy Sword,
[09:22] ---
    you are nothing more than a maiden's tears.
[09:27] ---
    Shut up!
[09:29] ---
    I've had enough! For Hero,
    you're being way too cheeky!
[09:32] ---
    My name is... Hero the Brave!
[09:40] ---
    Take this!
[09:42] ---
    The invincible Conan the Great!
[09:47] ---
    Those who cannot chase light
    cannot hope to catch Hero the Brave.
[09:57] ---
    Now I'm all fired up!
[09:59] ---
    Pot of Fire Triple F!
[10:02] ---
    Styx Shot!
[10:08] ---
    What?!
[10:08] ---
    He disappeared?!
[10:12] ---
    Try this on for size.
[10:16] ---
    Special attack, Hero the Atomic...
[10:30] ---
    Whoa. All he did was shout his
    technique name and they went flying off.
[10:34] ---
    I don't even know what it did.
[10:38] ---
    What do you think? This
    is my new, reborn form.
[10:44] ---
    And so DWMA became the
    turf of Hero, the shoddy meister.
[10:50] ---
    What will happen to DWMA now?!
[10:54] ---
    Find out after the break!
[11:11] ---
    Now do you see my reborn power?
[11:14] ---
    Peeking doesn't get any more legendary.
[11:16] ---
    Shut up!
[11:22] ---
    What's that?
[11:26] ---
    Ha ha! If you don't like
    it, then try and beat me!
[11:30] ---
    That's so indecent!
[11:37] ---
    Excalibur is gone!
[11:40] ---
    Yay!
    Hurray!
[11:42] ---
    Flowers bloomed in their
    newfound springtime
[11:53] ---
    Now that I'm reborn, everyone worships me.
[11:58] ---
    I bring both the enchantment
    and unease of a chosen one!
[12:02] ---
    He keeps talking about
    being reborn and stuff.
[12:07] ---
    His attitude is the only
    thing that's been reborn.
[12:13] ---
    Ox!
[12:17] ---
    How dare you do something
    so despicable to my beloved Kim!
[12:20] ---
    You'll pay for this, Hero!
[12:21] ---
    Ox!
[12:22] ---
    Wait!
[12:24] ---
    Calm down, Ox!
[12:26] ---
    How long are those two gonna last anyway?
[12:32] ---
    Knowing how shoddy Hero is,
[12:34] ---
    it's obvious he'll give up soon enough,
    unable to stand the Holy Sword's rules!
[12:40] ---
    You're scaring me, Ox...
[12:41] ---
    "Excalibur's 1000 provisions
    that are to be observed."
[12:45] ---
    "♪22: Refreshing mornings
    begin with refreshing greetings."
[12:53] ---
    Good morning, Hero!
[12:54] ---
    Good morning, Excalibur!
[12:57] ---
    Now, then! Thus begins
    the great day that is today!
[13:00] ---
    Let us spend together these days
    that will never return! Let's enjoy!
[13:18] ---
    I'll kill them!
[13:20] ---
    "♪452: You must attend my daily,
    five hour-long recitation parties."
[13:27] ---
    As is written here, one's twenties
[13:27] ---
    Excalibur Recitation Party
    Come Back, Fleeting
[13:29] ---
    are truly life's transition period,
[13:32] ---
    diverging point, crossroads of life,
[13:34] ---
    turning point, the change
    from one generation to the next.
[13:37] ---
    Yes! Even my twenties were my
    transition period from ruffian to legend!
[13:43] ---
    My dancing pompadour stirred up
    jealousy in the hearts of men...
[13:44] ---
    Five minutes later...
[13:46] ---
    men were so infatuated with my legendary
    pompadour
[13:51] ---
    that even those who preferred the life
    of solitude began appearing in swarms.
[13:54] ---
    One hour later...
[13:55] ---
    a person is in adolescence from
[13:57] ---
    the moment they are brought into
    this world.
[13:59] ---
    My own adolescence was so amazing
[14:01] ---
    that I thought about
    such philosophical
[14:03] ---
    and abstract things every day!
[14:03] ---
    Five hours later...
[14:07] ---
    That is all!
[14:13] ---
    "♪578: The courageous
    must always tell the truth."
[14:18] ---
    So, you didn't see
    anything when it happened?
[14:22] ---
    That's right. I didn't see anything.
[14:25] ---
    I see. Then did anyone else
    see anything when it happened?
[14:29] ---
    No. I didn't see anyone
    else who saw anything.
[14:33] ---
    I see.
[14:34] ---
    This is indeed a puzzling case.
[14:36] ---
    No one saw anyone who saw
    you not see anything, you see.
[14:42] ---
    Holmes. Have you found anything?
[14:44] ---
    Yes, I have a good idea what happened here.
[14:47] ---
    Which would be...?
[14:48] ---
    He's the killer!
[14:50] ---
    What?!
[14:51] ---
    This man is the brother of the
    girl who went missing 10 years ago
[14:55] ---
    and the serial murderer
    behind this grand plot for revenge!
[14:58] ---
    Wow! I didn't know that!
[15:01] ---
    Screw you!
[15:02] ---
    Don't give out spoilers!
    I want my money back!
[15:06] ---
    "♪202: You must only use
    the highest-quality restrooms."
[15:18] ---
    DWMA 1-A
[15:21] ---
    Still...
[15:22] ---
    don't build it in a place like this.
[15:24] ---
    There were no other large, open spaces.
[15:28] ---
    "♪667: You must always praise Excalibur."
[15:35] ---
    O, Excalibur! O, Excalibur!
[15:41] ---
    O, Excalibur!
[15:45] ---
    "♪172: Have a spirit of
    harmony... have a Japanese mindset."
[15:48] ---
    Sparkle Hair Salon
[15:48] ---
    So...
[15:51] ---
    we'll start with a samurai topknot.
[15:53] ---
    Hold it!
[15:55] ---
    "♪75: Wildly celebrate
    Excalibur's birthday."
[15:59] ---
    When is your birthday?
[16:01] ---
    Every day.
[16:02] ---
    You're obnoxious!
[16:03] ---
    Oh! Then I need to come up
    with at least 365 ways to celebrate!
[16:10] ---
    You're gonna do it?!
[16:11] ---
    "♪602: You must always prepare fresh food."
[16:16] ---
    Today we'll be cooking Okhotsk king crab!
[16:20] ---
    Oh, it looks delicious!
    It was caught this very morning!
[16:23] ---
    I want king crab.
    Gladly!
[16:31] ---
    Seconds!
    Gladly!
[16:33] ---
    You serious?!
[16:34] ---
    Excellent! You have done well to
    properly observe all 1000 provisions!
[16:38] ---
    Thank you!
[16:39] ---
    Allow me to sing you a
    song as a reward! Listen well!
[16:43] ---
    Yay!
[16:44] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[16:50] ---
    ♪ From the United Kingdom!
    I'm looking for heaven! ♪
[16:53] ---
    ♪ I'm going to California! ♪
[16:57] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[17:04] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! ♪
[17:19] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur!
    Excalibur! Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[17:36] ---
    Their newfound midsummer arrived
[17:39] ---
    Lord Death!
[17:41] ---
    Is it about you-know-who?
[17:43] ---
    Yes. The legendary Holy Sword, Excalibur...
[17:50] ---
    The legendary Holy Sword, Excalibur...
[17:59] ---
    It seems Hero has used him to
    become this place's school gang leader.
[18:04] ---
    School gang leaders, buttoned
    uniforms, sandals, good at fighting...
[18:11] ---
    And many loyal underlings.
    Truly men among men.
[18:16] ---
    And always part of the male cheering squad.
[18:20] ---
    Wait, when did our school pick up
    that old school gang leader system?
[18:24] ---
    I don't know. That's a good question.
[18:31] ---
    I guess school gang leaders still exist.
[18:34] ---
    They're eternal.
[18:36] ---
    ♪ Excalibur! Excalibur! Excalibur! ♪
[18:44] ---
    You're incredible, Hero! I can't
    believe you followed those dumb rules!
[18:48] ---
    You obtained an amazing partner!
[18:53] ---
    Just look at my truly reborn form!
    Look, everyone! Look more!
[18:59] ---
    Hero's filled with confidence now...
[19:02] ---
    Well, in one sense, that
    is an ideal partner.
[19:05] ---
    This can't be real! Not that
    shoddy Hero! I refuse to believe it!
[19:11] ---
    Everyone has different opinions
    on the matter, but whatever the case,
[19:15] ---
    the strange bond between the
    Holy Sword and the shoddy meister
[19:19] ---
    seemed to all that it
    would continue forever.
[19:22] ---
    However...
[19:25] ---
    What another great day!
[19:28] ---
    Have you forgotten Provision ♪473,
    "Always walk three steps behind me"?
[19:34] ---
    Sorry...
[19:35] ---
    Then let us go!
[19:44] ---
    They're only sneezes. Follow me.
[19:52] ---
    Sneezes...
[20:01] ---
    It is now everlasting summer here!
[20:09] ---
    Hey, Hero!
[20:12] ---
    Oh, good morning, Black☆Star.
    Would you like a roll too?
[20:15] ---
    No...
[20:16] ---
    Huh? You seem like your old self.
    What happened to the Holy Sword?
[20:22] ---
    Oh, that? I put that
    thing back where I found it!
[20:26] ---
    Huh? What for? Weren't
    you guys getting along?
[20:30] ---
    His sneezes...
[20:32] ---
    His sneezes never stop after the first one!
[20:35] ---
    Huh?
[20:36] ---
    Sneezes.
[20:37] ---
    They send spit flying, they're loud,
    and sneezing a lot in a row is unthinkable.
[20:41] ---
    I hope that guy dies!
[20:44] ---
    At least put up with that...
[20:48] ---
    Just when I thought I had been reborn...
[20:51] ---
    Say, are there any other
    good ways to go about it?
[20:54] ---
    Huh? That doesn't even require any thought!
[20:57] ---
    Learn from me!
[20:59] ---
    I'm the man who's gonna transcend God!
[21:01] ---
    Study my way of life and you can
    be completely reborn in an instant!
[21:07] ---
    Struggle as hard as you can, little one!
[21:17] ---
    Well, maybe I can start
    muscle training or something...
[21:24] ---
    Meanwhile, in the place
    that used to be eternal summer!
[21:30] ---
    Welcome to my recitation party!
[21:33] ---
    I shall tell you about all of my
    many legends! He's back again!
[21:40] ---
    Incidentally, this hat of mine is a
    top-quality, British-made sushi roll!
[21:45] ---
    You're obnoxious!
[21:56] ---
    Yoteichouwa wo kechirasu noizu
[21:58] ---
    Iru you ni katto niramu gankou
[22:00] ---
    Shinobikonda
[22:01] ---
    Garaaji de yume miteta
    ano koro to kawaranu haato
[22:04] ---
    Sou kyou to onaji asu nante konee ze
[22:06] ---
    Ore binkan ni bakusou
[22:08] ---
    Utau shinzou kanaderu biito
[22:10] ---
    Ikiteru tashikana akashi wo
[22:12] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:13] ---
    ushinatte
[22:14] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:15] ---
    ushinatte
[22:16] ---
    Utsurou toki no naka de
[22:18] ---
    Hitoshirezu namidashita yoru mo
[22:20] ---
    Subete wa
[22:21] ---
    koko ni atte
[22:22] ---
    Subete ga
[22:22] ---
    Tada jibun de sou sa mada
[22:25] ---
    ikeru hazu daro
[22:28] ---
    Kegarenaki hikari ga
[22:30] ---
    yamiyo wo tsuranuite
[22:32] ---
    Kono toki ga towa da to
[22:34] ---
    ima inochi ga sakenderu
[22:36] ---
    Hora kokoro no oku ni
[22:38] ---
    itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
[22:40] ---
    Mamoru beki shinjitsu wo tada
[22:43] ---
    daite yuke
[22:44] ---
    Kurikaesu mainichi no
[22:46] ---
    aranami ni nomaretemo
[22:48] ---
    mada yume kara samenu
[22:50] ---
    oretachi wa koko ni iru
[22:52] ---
    Itsumo kikoete kuru
[22:54] ---
    nakama tachi no koe ga
[22:56] ---
    Kodoku wo furiharau you ni
[22:59] ---
    machi no kaze no naka
[23:02] ---
    tada iku shika nai sa
[23:04] ---
    Shinjita ikizama wo
[23:08] ---
    Aa
[23:18] ---
    It's finally over! Now I won't have
    to see that annoying jerk for a while!
[23:22] ---
    Fool! Don't assume it'll be that simple!
[23:24] ---
    What the...?! I thought you left!
    Leave! Go back home, you idiot!
[23:29] ---
    Fool! Character details are always
    indefinite and subject to whims!
[23:34] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 33:
[23:37] ---
    "Resonance Link...
    Play the Melody of the Souls?"
[23:40] ---
    I will be back, everyone! See you again!
[23:44] ---
    You really are obnoxious!
[23:46] ---
    

E33 - Resonance Link – Play the Melody of the Souls?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:35] ---
    Marie?
[00:53] ---
    I'm all right. I'm still
    calm and collected.
[00:58] ---
    I have studied myself
    to the fullest extent.
[01:39] ---
    Give me a break... There
    are still things I have to do...
[01:45] ---
    It's too soon for me to fall apart.
[02:04] ---
    I'm Falling
[02:06] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[02:08] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[02:12] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[02:15] ---
    Don't Scary
[02:17] ---
    If you want it
[02:20] ---
    you can see for yourself
[02:24] ---
    any world at all
[02:28] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:33] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[02:39] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[02:43] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[02:46] ---
    and hung up a
[02:49] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:51] ---
    if you believe in me!
[02:54] ---
    When You're
[02:56] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:59] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[03:02] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[03:06] ---
    like the moon
[03:20] ---
    Marie was concerned about your health.
[03:24] ---
    She says you seem very
    exhausted as of late.
[03:27] ---
    Don't you think you should get some rest?
[03:31] ---
    No, there is no need to worry.
[03:34] ---
    I've been conducting combat
    training in class, you see.
[03:37] ---
    My muscles are sore, that's all.
[03:40] ---
    I see. Then do as you will.
[03:44] ---
    In fact, there's actually
    another thing I'd like you to handle.
[03:49] ---
    Apparently Arachnophobia has
    discovered the location of the Brew...
[03:53] ---
    The Brew...
[03:55] ---
    The Magic Tool said to be the
    culmination of Eibon's wisdom...
[03:59] ---
    If it were to fall into their hands...
[04:01] ---
    Yes. It would prove very bad for DWMA.
[04:06] ---
    Arachnophobia will likely use
    full force to come and take the Brew.
[04:11] ---
    Stein. This will turn
    into a massive battle.
[04:16] ---
    Continue teaching the students
    how to deal with them immediately.
[04:26] ---
    "Resonance Link...
    Play the Melody of the Souls?"
[04:50] ---
    The other being inside of Tsubaki...
[04:54] ---
    Understand it and the
    Enchanted Sword will also respond...
[05:01] ---
    Feel it, Black☆Star...
[05:09] ---
    Feel my clan's wavelength with me...
[05:14] ---
    You hear it, don't you?
    The undulating sound of souls...
[05:18] ---
    The wavelength of a clan that
    has taken... and protected... many souls
[05:23] ---
    is here even now...
[05:26] ---
    It is waiting for a comrade
    who can also walk the path of war...
[05:35] ---
    Why do you seek power so intently?
[05:38] ---
    To transcend God. That's why.
[05:43] ---
    God, huh?
[05:45] ---
    For someone with such ambitions,
    you certainly have the look of a demon.
[06:02] ---
    Black☆Star! Are you all right?
[06:05] ---
    Yeah, it's nothin'.
[06:07] ---
    Found you!
[06:09] ---
    The doc wants to see us.
[06:11] ---
    We're gonna practice matching
    soul wavelengths as a team.
[06:14] ---
    'Kay.
[06:16] ---
    You're still doing that tough training?
[06:19] ---
    Push yourself too hard and
    you'll hurt yourself, you know.
[06:23] ---
    Worry about that before it happens
    and you won't be able to do anything.
[06:28] ---
    Come on! Hurry! We're gonna be late!
[06:30] ---
    We're the ones who came to get you!
[06:34] ---
    What's he in such a rush for?
[06:40] ---
    Doc! I brought 'em back for ya!
[06:43] ---
    About time! What were you doing?
[06:46] ---
    Stuff. Unlike you guys,
    I have a passion for learning!
[06:51] ---
    Have you learned how to
    use the Enchanted Sword fully?
[06:54] ---
    No problems at all! I am a god, after all!
[06:57] ---
    There's nothing I can't do!
[07:04] ---
    Use that same energy to pass my class.
[07:07] ---
    Leave it to me!
[07:09] ---
    Now, then. What do you
    say we end the preface here
[07:12] ---
    and get down to business?
[07:15] ---
    In the past month, I've had
    you practice resonance linking
[07:20] ---
    to match your soul wavelengths as a team.
[07:22] ---
    However, you've never
    passed the acceptance mark.
[07:25] ---
    I want you to hurry, so as
    not to fall behind other teams.
[07:29] ---
    The reason for this is that
    Arachnophobia has become more active.
[07:34] ---
    A large conflict may occur
    in the near future.
[07:37] ---
    Considering the time we have left,
    I cannot look after every student.
[07:43] ---
    As such, I've decided to screen people out.
[07:47] ---
    Those teams unable to
    successfully resonance link today
[07:50] ---
    will be removed from my class.
[07:53] ---
    Is that understood?
[08:01] ---
    We've practiced this many
    times now. I'm sure we can do it.
[08:06] ---
    Stay focused, Liz, Patty. There's no
    room for even the slightest deviation.
[08:16] ---
    Then begin.
[08:18] ---
    Do it right, Black☆Star.
[08:20] ---
    I always do.
[08:23] ---
    Here goes.
[08:24] ---
    Yeah.
[08:34] ---
    Kid.
[08:36] ---
    Maka.
[08:44] ---
    We're connected. So far, so good.
[08:49] ---
    Black☆Star...
[08:57] ---
    No good...
[09:00] ---
    Again.
[09:02] ---
    Right.
[09:16] ---
    Still no good...
[09:18] ---
    The cause is obvious.
[09:20] ---
    Black☆Star's soul wavelength
    rushes so far ahead
[09:24] ---
    that the others can't keep up.
[09:26] ---
    But being in tune isn't everything.
[09:29] ---
    Do it better!
[09:31] ---
    I am doing it!
[09:33] ---
    You're always doing things your
    own way! Match up with us sometimes!
[09:38] ---
    Huh? Why should I have
    to match up with slowpokes?
[09:43] ---
    I'm sick of your whole
    crappy friendly attitude.
[09:45] ---
    What did you say?!
[09:48] ---
    Stop it!
[09:50] ---
    Let's take a short break.
[09:53] ---
    Talk things over and cool off a little.
[09:58] ---
    Talk things over with him?
[10:11] ---
    Something's not right...
    Why is it progressing this quickly?
[10:32] ---
    Doc.
[10:35] ---
    What is it?
[10:37] ---
    We're not going to get anywhere like this.
[10:40] ---
    But I don't want to be
    dropped from your class.
[10:44] ---
    Please remove Black☆Star from the team.
[10:48] ---
    You came to say that?
[10:52] ---
    You're the one off the team.
    Now get out of here.
[10:58] ---
    Why?! Black☆Star is the
    one holding us back!
[11:02] ---
    He always does things his own way!
[11:05] ---
    Then you're suggesting we
    restrain Black☆Star's power?
[11:10] ---
    Who do you think the
    greatest attacker on your team is?
[11:16] ---
    Why is it always Black☆Star who's...
[11:20] ---
    You seem to have the wrong idea
    about what a soul resonance link is.
[11:25] ---
    Try harder to feel its
    essence with your mind.
[11:29] ---
    If you can't do that, then you can leave.
[11:36] ---
    I'll do it.
[11:39] ---
    I want to take your class.
[11:47] ---
    I'm glad to hear it.
[11:50] ---
    But... how long can I
    keep teaching properly?
[11:59] ---
    Where did Maka go?
[12:08] ---
    Maka...
[12:10] ---
    Tattling to the doc in secret, huh?
[12:15] ---
    See, we're the same. You
    go off on your own too.
[12:19] ---
    You...!
[12:23] ---
    Oh, I guess we're not the same.
    I'm not nearly this wimpy.
[12:28] ---
    Knock it off, you two...
[12:31] ---
    Let 'em be.
[12:33] ---
    Soul...
[12:40] ---
    Happy now?
[12:44] ---
    I don't care who you are.
[12:47] ---
    If you want to continue any further,
[12:49] ---
    you'll have to properly
    challenge me to a duel.
[12:52] ---
    I'll kick your ass with everything I got!
[13:16] ---
    Asshole!
[13:29] ---
    Did they have a falling out?
[13:38] ---
    Sorry, Tsubaki. Could you handle it?
[13:42] ---
    Yes.
[14:01] ---
    May I sit next to you?
[14:08] ---
    Tsubaki... You don't hate
    being pushed around?
[14:15] ---
    What do you think of Black☆Star, Maka?
[14:20] ---
    He ticks me off.
[14:25] ---
    I've kept quiet about it,
    but Black☆Star does study before tests.
[14:33] ---
    What?! No way!
[14:36] ---
    Then why does he always get a 0?
[14:39] ---
    Good question.
[14:42] ---
    Trying hard and getting a 0 is harder
    than trying hard and getting a 100...
[14:48] ---
    If you can't understand Black☆Star,
[14:51] ---
    then there's no way I can
    match soul wavelengths with him.
[14:57] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[15:00] ---
    You two have always been close.
[15:03] ---
    Besides, do friends have to understand
    every little thing about each other?
[15:09] ---
    You're different people. It's only
    natural you can't understand some things.
[15:14] ---
    Despite that, friends are still friends.
[15:17] ---
    Isn't that all that matters?
[15:28] ---
    You seem to have the wrong idea
    about what a soul resonance link is.
[15:33] ---
    Try harder to feel its
    essence with your mind.
[15:38] ---
    Now I see...
[15:42] ---
    All right! I got so worked up
    I didn't realize the most important thing!
[15:50] ---
    I gotta go back!
[15:54] ---
    Come on, Tsubaki! Hurry! Hurry!
[16:02] ---
    Sheesh! What happened to
    all that enthusiasm you just had?
[16:05] ---
    I don't know how I should
    act when I go back...
[16:09] ---
    I'm sure you'll eventually end up
    arguing again, so don't worry about it.
[16:18] ---
    What? Here to laugh at me?
[16:25] ---
    Not until we've passed the test.
    Everyone's waiting.
[16:33] ---
    The truth is...
[16:37] ---
    The truth is that even though
    I talked bad about Black☆Star,
[16:41] ---
    sometimes I do feel jealous of him.
[16:44] ---
    I wish I could grow stronger like he does.
[16:58] ---
    I'm sorry. I messed things up.
[17:03] ---
    All right!
[17:06] ---
    Let's get started!
[17:10] ---
    C'mon! Quit standing around, Maka!
[17:14] ---
    Right!
[17:18] ---
    All right! Let's do it!
[17:29] ---
    It's clear what friends whose lives
    will be in each other's hands should feel.
[17:50] ---
    I feel it... Two powerful
    soul wavelengths...
[18:17] ---
    Hey, Soul.
[18:19] ---
    You hear it, don't you?
[18:21] ---
    Their soul wavelengths are
    taking on a rhythm and a sound...
[18:28] ---
    Help 'em out.
[18:33] ---
    Through the sound of the piano,
    matching wavelengths should be easy.
[18:40] ---
    You're an unsophisticated devil.
[18:46] ---
    Shut up for a while.
    I'm very comfortable right now.
[19:05] ---
    There's no need to force understanding.
[19:08] ---
    Acknowledge others'
    senses and trust each other...
[19:19] ---
    Not even a group of people cut from
    the same cloth can make this sound...
[19:25] ---
    It still needs refinement, but you pass.
[19:30] ---
    This team's leader is...
[19:38] ---
    Maka.
[19:47] ---
    It's great that we passed!
[19:50] ---
    I lost it when Maka started
    crying like crazy, though.
[19:54] ---
    Girls always have a lot on their minds.
[19:57] ---
    That was a howl! As if
    I'd ever cry! That's pathetic!
[20:03] ---
    Anyway, Black☆Star...
[20:09] ---
    Hit me.
[20:11] ---
    U-Umm, Maka?
[20:13] ---
    To make up for when I hit you.
    I'll never feel right otherwise.
[20:19] ---
    All right...
[20:20] ---
    U-Umm, Black☆Star?
[20:22] ---
    I won't hold back.
[20:25] ---
    It'd be meaningless any other way.
[20:27] ---
    Do you know how to punch?
[20:30] ---
    Who're you talkin' to?
[20:35] ---
    Grit your teeth!
[20:44] ---
    You could show some restraint...
[20:46] ---
    Sheesh. That's not cool at all.
[20:52] ---
    Oww...!
[21:11] ---
    Listen well, all!
[21:14] ---
    The Brew Magic Tool
    belongs to Lady Arachne!
[21:18] ---
    We will not let DWMA have it!
[21:22] ---
    The enemy will likely attack in
    full force alongside Death Scythes!
[21:26] ---
    However, the Brew belongs in the
    hands of those who cause disturbance!
[21:32] ---
    I was waiting for this so
    long that I nearly rusted...
[21:36] ---
    Listen, men! This is war!
[21:56] ---
    Noise that disrupts the
    predetermined harmony
[21:58] ---
    A sharp, piercing look in the eyes
[22:00] ---
    It snuck in
[22:01] ---
    Hearts no different from when
    we used to dream in the garage
[22:04] ---
    That's right, no tomorrow
    will be the same as today
[22:06] ---
    I drive wildly and sensitively
[22:08] ---
    A singing heart, a playing beat
[22:10] ---
    Certain proof that you're alive
[22:12] ---
    You gain some
[22:13] ---
    and then lose some
[22:14] ---
    You gain some
[22:15] ---
    and then lose some
[22:16] ---
    Let's move through the times
[22:18] ---
    Even on nights of crying secret tears
[22:20] ---
    It's all
[22:21] ---
    right here
[22:22] ---
    It all is
[22:22] ---
    That's right, I should still
[22:25] ---
    be able to go on by myself
[22:28] ---
    An untarnished light
[22:30] ---
    pierces the moonless night
[22:32] ---
    Right now my life is screaming
[22:34] ---
    that this moment will go on forever
[22:36] ---
    See, deep in my heart
[22:38] ---
    there's always an image of you
[22:40] ---
    Simply embrace the truth
[22:43] ---
    that should be upheld and go
[22:44] ---
    Even if you should be swallowed
[22:46] ---
    by the rough waves of the daily grind
[22:48] ---
    we'll still be right here
[22:50] ---
    still dreaming on
[22:52] ---
    I can always hear them,
[22:54] ---
    the voices of my friends
[22:56] ---
    My only choice is to go on
[22:59] ---
    amid the wind in the city
[23:02] ---
    as if casting off loneliness
[23:04] ---
    The way of life I believed in
[23:08] ---
    Aah
[23:17] ---
    Oh, my cheek hurts...
[23:19] ---
    Yeah, you did get hit hard.
[23:22] ---
    My back hurts too!
[23:23] ---
    Hey, you gonna be all right?!
[23:25] ---
    They're saying the next
    fight's gonna be huge!
[23:27] ---
    My head hurts too! And my arms!
[23:29] ---
    And legs and shoulders and stomach
    and bowels and eyes and teeth!
[23:32] ---
    Not to mention my tailbone!
[23:34] ---
    - -I don't wanna do anything now!
    Is any part of you okay?!
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 34:
[23:40] ---
    "Battle for the Brew!
    Clash! DWMA vs. Arachnophobia?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:46] ---
    

E34 - The Battle for Brew – Clash: The DWMA vs. Arachnophobia?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:24] ---
    The Brew rests on the
    Lost Island north of Alaska.
[00:32] ---
    The witches once had a Magic Tool
    development facility there.
[00:38] ---
    However, the facility was
    annihilated in an accident.
[01:03] ---
    As a result of said accident,
[01:05] ---
    a magnetic field of a special
    magic power that repels people from it
[01:09] ---
    broke out in the center of the island.
[01:13] ---
    The Brew Magic Tool is located inside it.
[01:18] ---
    Staying inside the magnetic field
    for too long will destroy one's body.
[01:24] ---
    But the same holds true for the enemy.
[01:28] ---
    One can remain inside the
    field for 20 minutes at most.
[01:32] ---
    It's a battle for the Brew!
    As well as a fight against time...
[02:00] ---
    I'm Falling
[02:01] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[02:04] ---
    iki o hisomete
[02:08] ---
    matteiru Deadly Night
[02:11] ---
    Don't Scary
[02:13] ---
    kimi ga nozomeba
[02:16] ---
    donna sekai mo
[02:20] ---
    sono me ni utsuseru kara
[02:24] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:29] ---
    kowai yume da toshitemo
[02:35] ---
    Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
[02:39] ---
    hoshi o kudaki
[02:42] ---
    kazari tsuketa
[02:45] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:47] ---
    shinjite kureta nara!
[02:50] ---
    When You're
[02:52] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:55] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:58] ---
    miagereba kagayaku
[03:02] ---
    tsuki no you ni
[03:22] ---
    Whoever gets the Brew will win this fight.
[03:26] ---
    The plan will go as we discussed
    the other day. Do you remember it?
[03:30] ---
    Yes.
[03:34] ---
    Magnetic Field
[03:34] ---
    Magic Tool
[03:35] ---
    While Sid-sensei's squad holds off
    Arachnophobia,
[03:36] ---
    DWMA
[03:36] ---
    Arachnophobia
[03:39] ---
    we'll head into the magnetic field where the Magic Tool rests.
[03:43] ---
    But only Ms. Marie and I
    will enter the field.
[03:48] ---
    Your job is to remain on standby
    outside the field and wait for our return.
[03:53] ---
    This will be a very large battle.
[03:56] ---
    However, you have been handpicked
    as the most elite one-star meisters.
[04:01] ---
    Fight with confidence.
[04:05] ---
    I'm all fired up!
[04:27] ---
    "Battle for the Brew!
    Clash! DWMA vs. Arachnophobia?"
[04:42] ---
    Sir Mosquito! DWMA has landed
    on the eastern side of the island!
[04:47] ---
    So this is it.
[04:51] ---
    May the Brew be Lady Arachne's!
[05:16] ---
    Captain. Is this...?
[05:18] ---
    Yes. The remains of the
    Magic Tool development facility.
[05:22] ---
    This entire area has been reduced to ruins.
[05:26] ---
    Stay sharp.
[05:28] ---
    The magnetic field basically renders
    soul perception and communicators useless.
[05:33] ---
    Yes, sir!
[05:41] ---
    What?!
[05:43] ---
    Charge!
[05:46] ---
    An ambush?!
[05:59] ---
    Regroup!
[06:00] ---
    Mr. Sid! Look at the
    vanguard in the ruins below!
[06:04] ---
    What is it?!
[06:05] ---
    That samurai is there!
[06:08] ---
    The squad is close to being wiped out!
[06:11] ---
    Good job, Azusa. You have sharp eyes.
[06:15] ---
    Naigus!
[06:18] ---
    We're hunting the big game.
[06:19] ---
    Issue orders to the squad and
    then wait at the specified point.
[06:23] ---
    Got it.
[06:26] ---
    Let's go, Azusa!
    Understood.
[06:40] ---
    It's started...
[06:46] ---
    So cold...
[06:48] ---
    I came here rarin' to go,
[06:52] ---
    but it's so cold that it's
    just too much of a bother now.
[06:56] ---
    Someone hurry and come
    already. I don't care who.
[07:01] ---
    I'm gonna freeze if I just
    keep sitting here like this.
[07:06] ---
    I hear something.
[07:08] ---
    This deep bass...
[07:19] ---
    Sir Giriko!
[07:22] ---
    Bass?!
[07:26] ---
    Avalanche!
[07:31] ---
    Sorry! I was driving around at full
    volume and the shock made this happen!
[07:36] ---
    That's...!
[07:38] ---
    Oh, it's only an enemy squad.
[07:46] ---
    Saw Leg! Speed Setting 3!
[07:54] ---
    Sir Giriko!
[08:03] ---
    Oh, Lord... My special tune
    snowmobile has been swept away.
[08:17] ---
    Get down here, you noise freak!
    I'm gonna turn you into sawdust!
[08:22] ---
    We meet again.
[08:37] ---
    So this is the magnetic field...
    Looks rough.
[08:41] ---
    Ms. Marie and I will now enter the field.
[08:44] ---
    You'll stay on standby
    here and wait for us to return.
[08:48] ---
    Listen. In the event we
    don't return after 20 minutes,
[08:52] ---
    you're to use Jacqueline to
    signal the DWMA squads to retreat.
[08:56] ---
    After which you'll rendezvous
    with Sid's squad and leave this island.
[09:03] ---
    And leave you two here all by yourselves?
[09:08] ---
    The enemy's going to enter the field too.
    So we should go in and help you!
[09:14] ---
    The more that go inside,
    the larger the fight will become.
[09:18] ---
    That will lead to a drawn-out fight and
    both sides being wiped out by the field.
[09:22] ---
    They don't want that either.
[09:25] ---
    And you call yourself a top student?
[09:29] ---
    Don't worry.
[09:31] ---
    Using Ms. Marie's ability
    we can return in five minutes,
[09:35] ---
    however many people we're up against.
[09:37] ---
    All right. We're off.
[09:39] ---
    Wish us luck!
[10:04] ---
    H-He's too strong...
[10:16] ---
    He deflected it! Curse his reflexes!
[10:34] ---
    He's even faster than I thought!
[10:40] ---
    Mr. Sid! He's chasing us!
[10:42] ---
    Understood!
[10:46] ---
    I'm just getting started!
[10:49] ---
    Follow me, samurai!
[10:52] ---
    I'll cut you down.
[10:59] ---
    You're so warm, Jacqueline!
[11:01] ---
    I should've charged money.
[11:06] ---
    I'm jealous, Kilik. Gimme
    a chocolate bar too.
[11:10] ---
    This is all I got.
[11:13] ---
    I saw you hide some in your right hand!
    Eat some snow or something!
[11:17] ---
    They're taking a long time. They
    said they could return in five minutes.
[11:22] ---
    It's been fifteen minutes now.
[11:30] ---
    What is it, Maka?
[11:33] ---
    The soul signals from the doc
    and Ms. Marie have disappeared.
[11:37] ---
    You can detect their souls
    inside a magnetic field like this?
[11:42] ---
    Just barely; the noise is really bad.
[11:47] ---
    Something's happening inside.
[12:10] ---
    What is it, Maka?
[12:14] ---
    The soul signals from the doc
    and Ms. Marie have disappeared.
[12:17] ---
    You can detect their souls
    inside a magnetic field like this?
[12:22] ---
    Just barely; the noise is really bad.
[12:28] ---
    Something's happening inside.
[12:31] ---
    All right. I'll go in and take a look.
[12:34] ---
    The magnetic field shouldn't
    affect my shinigami body too much.
[12:38] ---
    Wait! It's dangerous to go alone!
[12:40] ---
    But...
[12:41] ---
    We're coming too!
    Yeah!
[12:44] ---
    Then what about the orders Dr.
    Stein gave us?
[12:47] ---
    I won't be able to give the
    signal in five minutes if I go.
[13:05] ---
    It would appear we've been
    spotted by the enemy.
[13:09] ---
    That's perfect, then.
[13:11] ---
    We'll handle things here.
[13:14] ---
    You guys go into the field!
[13:18] ---
    I wouldn't underestimate the
    Lightning King in the field if I were you.
[13:24] ---
    Indoors, he's a bookworm!
[13:25] ---
    But outdoors, the Lightning King is...
[13:34] ---
    a beast!
[13:36] ---
    As is my love for you, Kim.
[13:40] ---
    Please requite my love soon.
[13:43] ---
    Only if you become rich.
[13:46] ---
    I'll hit the books as soon as we get back.
[13:52] ---
    If you want through here then pay the toll!
[14:05] ---
    I can't just go and leave my team now.
[14:08] ---
    Hey, Black☆Star.
[14:11] ---
    Eat this to regain stamina.
[14:14] ---
    That's okay! Hang onto
    it until we get back!
[14:18] ---
    Eat it.
[14:23] ---
    See you in a bit!
[14:28] ---
    Now, then...
[14:35] ---
    Let's do it, Fire!
[14:38] ---
    Thunder!
[14:43] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[15:06] ---
    Aphex Twin!
[15:16] ---
    Let's go.
[15:47] ---
    Geez, you guys are fast...
[15:54] ---
    Huh? From outside the field,
    the building was in complete ruins...
[15:59] ---
    But it's fixed now...
[16:04] ---
    I still can't sense their souls.
    Do you think they're in that pyramid?
[16:11] ---
    Hey! Check out the sky!
[16:14] ---
    That's...!
[16:18] ---
    Why...?!
[16:19] ---
    I thought he couldn't leave?!
[16:30] ---
    Lord Death?!
[16:34] ---
    But doesn't he seem different somehow?
[16:37] ---
    That's my father from his stern
    days that I've heard stories about...
[16:41] ---
    His form before DWMA was founded...
[16:45] ---
    What's going on inside this magnetic field?
[16:51] ---
    Let's hurry to the pyramid too!
[17:11] ---
    Fight, Mizune!
[17:14] ---
    DWMA, Arachnophobia...
    Fight pointlessly to your hearts' content!
[17:47] ---
    Being pursued by a samurai
    is quite thrilling!
[18:03] ---
    Damn shinobi!
[18:20] ---
    Missed...
[18:37] ---
    Mr. Sid! Are you all right?!
[18:40] ---
    It's just a scratch!
[18:42] ---
    One more push until we reach
    the rendezvous point with Naigus...
[18:54] ---
    Did you see that? It was Death!
[18:57] ---
    This facility is done for...
[19:01] ---
    Let's escape.
[19:07] ---
    Witches...
[19:08] ---
    It's like they can't see us...
[19:11] ---
    Look closely.
[19:14] ---
    Their images are blurring.
[19:17] ---
    It's only a guess, but maybe the accident
    that created the strong magnetic field
[19:22] ---
    etched the conditions prior
    to the accident into this space
[19:26] ---
    and that's what we're seeing now.
[19:29] ---
    But, my father heading into the
    pyramid just now... And then this...
[19:36] ---
    Was it really an accident?
[19:53] ---
    What is it, Maka?
[19:55] ---
    That's...!
[19:59] ---
    The spider witch Arachne!
[20:04] ---
    Lady Arachne.
[20:05] ---
    Sir Mosquito waits in the carriage.
[20:09] ---
    And Eibon's blueprints?
[20:11] ---
    Yes. They're right here.
[20:17] ---
    Eibon!
[20:27] ---
    I even managed to lure Death here.
[20:30] ---
    All that remains is to blow up
    this facility and the Brew with it.
[20:38] ---
    Unbelievable...
[20:50] ---
    The battle for the Brew is
    seesawing back and forth.
[20:54] ---
    Obtain it at all costs.
[20:56] ---
    Out of all of Eibon's works,
    the Brew is special.
[21:01] ---
    It contains the entirety of Eibon.
    It is Eibon's very essence.
[21:07] ---
    The best way to hide the Brew
    from Death's eyes for 800 years
[21:12] ---
    was to blow up the entire facility
    and remove it from this world.
[21:17] ---
    However, the Brew was
    Eibon's greatest masterpiece;
[21:20] ---
    an explosion of that level
    would never destroy it.
[21:33] ---
    After 800 years, the Brew will not
    be obtained by the witches or DWMA.
[21:44] ---
    It will be I.
[21:56] ---
    Yoteichouwa wo kechirasu noizu
[21:58] ---
    Iru you ni katto niramu gankou
[22:00] ---
    Shinobikonda
[22:01] ---
    Garaaji de yume miteta
    ano koro to kawaranu haato
[22:04] ---
    Sou kyou to onaji asu nante konee ze
[22:06] ---
    Ore binkan ni bakusou
[22:08] ---
    Utau shinzou kanaderu biito
[22:10] ---
    Ikiteru tashikana akashi wo
[22:12] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:13] ---
    ushinatte
[22:14] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:15] ---
    ushinatte
[22:16] ---
    Utsurou toki no naka de
[22:18] ---
    Hitoshirezu namidashita yoru mo
[22:20] ---
    Subete wa
[22:21] ---
    koko ni atte
[22:22] ---
    Subete ga
[22:22] ---
    Tada jibun de sou sa mada
[22:25] ---
    ikeru hazu daro
[22:28] ---
    Kegarenaki hikari ga
[22:30] ---
    yamiyo wo tsuranuite
[22:32] ---
    Kono toki ga towa da to
[22:34] ---
    ima inochi ga sakenderu
[22:36] ---
    Hora kokoro no oku ni
[22:38] ---
    itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
[22:40] ---
    Mamoru beki shinjitsu wo tada
[22:43] ---
    daite yuke
[22:44] ---
    Kurikaesu mainichi no
[22:46] ---
    aranami ni nomaretemo
[22:48] ---
    mada yume kara samenu
[22:50] ---
    oretachi wa koko ni iru
[22:52] ---
    Itsumo kikoete kuru
[22:54] ---
    nakama tachi no koe ga
[22:56] ---
    Kodoku wo furiharau you ni
[22:59] ---
    machi no kaze no naka
[23:02] ---
    tada iku shika nai sa
[23:04] ---
    Shinjita ikizama wo
[23:07] ---
    Aa
[23:18] ---
    What did you think of the
    glimpse of my past, everyone?
[23:22] ---
    Did my hairline used to be about
    two centimeters higher than now?
[23:26] ---
    I blew up the facility, killed witches, made
    weapons, and used people's weaknesses...
[23:31] ---
    But I'm thinking of having
    a change of heart now
[23:35] ---
    and starting a small
    restaurant in the country.
[23:37] ---
    That's impossible to believe.
[23:39] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 35:
[23:41] ---
    "Mosquito the Tempest! The World of
    a Day Gone By, a 10 Minute Time Limit?"
[23:46] ---
    

E35 - Mosquito's Storm! Ten Minutes to Fight in the World of the Past?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:23] ---
    Lost Island...
[00:26] ---
    On this island, upon which a past
    accident created a special magnetic field,
[00:30] ---
    a battle for a Magic Tool between
    DWMA and Arachnophobia began.
[00:36] ---
    With large-scale battles
    taking place all around us,
[00:38] ---
    we penetrated the magnetic field
    to search for Dr. Stein and Ms. Marie.
[00:47] ---
    What we found inside was a
    visual record of a time long ago.
[01:09] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:10] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:13] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[01:17] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[01:20] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:22] ---
    If you want it
[01:25] ---
    you can see for yourself
[01:29] ---
    any world at all
[01:33] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[01:38] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[01:44] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[01:48] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[01:51] ---
    and hung up a
[01:54] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[01:56] ---
    if you believe in me!
[02:00] ---
    When You're
[02:01] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:04] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:08] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[02:11] ---
    like the moon
[02:47] ---
    Geez! There's no end to 'em!
[02:50] ---
    What now?
[02:52] ---
    The 20 minutes are almost up.
[02:55] ---
    Kim. Give the signal to retreat.
[02:57] ---
    We'll protect you!
[02:59] ---
    Keep me safe!
[03:01] ---
    Let's do it, Jacky!
    Right!
[03:05] ---
    She's up to something! Get the girl!
[03:07] ---
    Ox!
[03:08] ---
    Right!
[03:10] ---
    Resonance Link!
[03:16] ---
    Change Pixie!
[03:30] ---
    No you don't!
[03:38] ---
    Lightning King Drill!
[03:40] ---
    Electric Spark!
[03:43] ---
    Thunder Combination!
[03:52] ---
    Thanks!
[03:53] ---
    Here goes, Jacky!
[04:02] ---
    "Mosquito the Tempest! The World of
    a Day Gone By, a 10 Minute Time Limit?"
[04:16] ---
    Where did you hide?
[04:24] ---
    Target confirmed.
[04:27] ---
    Welcome to my trap area...
[04:34] ---
    Just one more step!
[04:39] ---
    The smell of explosives!
[04:44] ---
    Hit!
[04:50] ---
    I caught him! Get him, Naigus!
[05:04] ---
    Naigus!
[05:25] ---
    Interesting. Seeing you explains
    how there can be kids like Black☆Star.
[05:33] ---
    You're a professional.
    I can appreciate that.
[05:36] ---
    Have you considered lending your skill to
    anyone other than that evil organization?
[05:51] ---
    That's too bad.
[06:04] ---
    That's... the signal to retreat...
[06:09] ---
    Now I have no reason to fight you.
[06:14] ---
    Put up your sword or don't...
    Do as you wish.
[06:19] ---
    However, if you let me go now,
[06:22] ---
    I might target you from
    the darkness another time.
[06:28] ---
    Interesting.
[06:32] ---
    Go.
[06:40] ---
    All forces retreat! Retreat!
[06:51] ---
    Stein...
[06:55] ---
    What's wrong?!
[07:13] ---
    The madness...
[07:24] ---
    is taking me...
[07:28] ---
    Franken! Pull yourself together!
[07:32] ---
    Why is the madness...
    At a time like this...
[07:39] ---
    What's happening inside you?!
[07:45] ---
    If I don't stay focused... I think
    I might do something unexpected...
[07:51] ---
    There they are!
[07:53] ---
    Doc! Ms. Marie! Are you okay?!
[07:56] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[07:59] ---
    What are you doing?
    You've disobeyed my orders...
[08:04] ---
    It's been 20 minutes since you entered
    the field. You need to hurry outside.
[08:12] ---
    My body's starting to turn into an image...
[08:16] ---
    Where's the Magic Tool?
[08:20] ---
    We still have over
    10 minutes, so we'll look for it.
[08:24] ---
    Let's go!
[08:26] ---
    Hurry and escape!
[08:28] ---
    Hold on! Wait!
[08:34] ---
    Going after them like this
    would mean a pointless death...
[08:38] ---
    I'll beat them senseless later!
[08:41] ---
    If we're ignoring orders,
    then it's best to go all out.
[08:45] ---
    Where's the Magic Tool?
[08:47] ---
    Being around you guys makes
    me more and more of a bad kid...
[08:51] ---
    Let's enter through that gate.
[08:54] ---
    Someone's there...
[08:57] ---
    Is that an image too?
[09:01] ---
    He noticed us.
[09:03] ---
    On closer look, I think
    I've met that geezer before!
[09:06] ---
    Then is the thing he's holding...?
[09:10] ---
    I wondered why I hadn't
    seen anyone from DWMA.
[09:13] ---
    You're quite the tiny agents.
[09:16] ---
    Hand over the Magic Tool you're
    holding. Do so and we'll let you go.
[09:21] ---
    Let me go? Hmph. You mock me too much, boy.
[09:28] ---
    I'm not mocking anyone.
    Just look at yourself.
[09:31] ---
    What?
[09:35] ---
    From the looks of it, you can't
    stay in the field much longer.
[09:40] ---
    We still have 10 minutes.
[09:42] ---
    There is no need for us to fight you.
[09:46] ---
    If we prevent you from leaving the
    field, you'll be destroyed on your own.
[09:53] ---
    I see...
[09:54] ---
    So these old bones can
    only last 20 minutes...
[10:01] ---
    I see, then.
[10:03] ---
    Very well. Then I guess I'll
    restore a little of my past self.
[10:09] ---
    400 years... No, 100 years
    should be enough...
[10:32] ---
    Respect your elders! This is
    my form from 100 years ago!
[10:43] ---
    Now I have 10 more minutes too. We're even.
[10:47] ---
    Whoa, his top half swelled up so
    much that his legs are in the air now.
[10:52] ---
    Is that how it's supposed to be?
    How should I know?
[10:55] ---
    Try asking him.
[10:57] ---
    On closer look, you kids
    look quite delicious.
[11:04] ---
    Who's this? Another image?
[11:07] ---
    Talk about ruining the mood
    at the worst possible time.
[11:10] ---
    We don't know if it's an image yet.
[11:15] ---
    This is...
[11:18] ---
    Eibon.
[11:20] ---
    Eibon?!
[11:30] ---
    This is Eibon?!
[11:35] ---
    You know him, Kid?
    Oh, no...
[11:39] ---
    We can't stay in the field
    for more than 10 minutes now.
[11:43] ---
    We don't have time to sit around and talk!
[11:46] ---
    Enough of this!
[11:48] ---
    Hand it over, geezer!
[11:49] ---
    I don't know much about 'em,
    but all the Magic Tools are mine!
[11:53] ---
    Wait, Black☆Star! We
    need to follow Eibon...!
[11:55] ---
    Are you crazy, Kid?! We
    only got 10 minutes!
[11:58] ---
    Only 10 minutes to stand out!
[12:00] ---
    That's too short even for me, and it
    only takes me one second to shine brightly!
[12:06] ---
    Small fry!
[12:07] ---
    Small fries always wanna
    live the easy life!
[12:10] ---
    That's why you'll always be a small fry!
[12:12] ---
    Moron! Idiot!
[12:14] ---
    Kid!
[12:18] ---
    Black☆Star's right.
[12:20] ---
    Getting the Magic Tool
    is top priority! Let's do it!
[12:23] ---
    Right!
[12:27] ---
    Maka! Black☆Star!
[12:32] ---
    Kid!
[12:35] ---
    He and his big mouth...!
[12:40] ---
    What an unbalanced old
    geezer, though! He disgusts me!
[12:47] ---
    Yeah! That's more like it!
[12:59] ---
    Mere children. Is that
    the best you three can do?
[13:07] ---
    My form 100 years ago...
[13:10] ---
    That was when my body was its hardest!
[13:17] ---
    That can't be!
[13:20] ---
    He doesn't even have a scratch...
[13:22] ---
    This is bad.
[13:24] ---
    None of the others can pick up the
    team's wavelength inside this field.
[13:29] ---
    You're the only one who can,
    since you're skilled at soul perception.
[13:34] ---
    What now, Soul? We can't beat
    him if we don't resonance link.
[13:41] ---
    I can sense everyone's
    wavelengths through you, Maka.
[13:45] ---
    And you know how to pass
    it along... Don't you, Evans?
[13:53] ---
    Don't call me by my last name, scum.
[13:56] ---
    Now, then! Come here!
    The concert is ready to begin!
[14:03] ---
    Tend to the wounded!
[14:05] ---
    They've suffered serious injuries too.
[14:09] ---
    Sid. You need prompt medical treatment.
[14:12] ---
    Yeah. You're right.
[14:14] ---
    Sid-sensei!
[14:16] ---
    Kim! Jacqueline! Well done!
[14:19] ---
    Where are the others?
[14:22] ---
    Actually...
[14:23] ---
    The Doc and Ms. Marie never returned,
    so Maka's team went into the field.
[14:27] ---
    Kilik and Ox are locked
    in combat with the enemy.
[14:29] ---
    What?!
[14:31] ---
    Azusa! Can you see them
    with your clairvoyance?
[14:34] ---
    I'm sorry. The field prevents me
    from seeing from this distance...
[14:39] ---
    In these poor hiking conditions,
    the field will be 15 minutes away.
[14:42] ---
    Azusa. Round up ten able-bodied people.
[14:46] ---
    Sid...
    But with your injuries...!
[14:48] ---
    Naigus. Hurry and tend to my wounds!
[14:53] ---
    Understood.
[14:56] ---
    We were only able to
    act cool at the very start...
[15:00] ---
    We were definitely up against elite foes.
[15:02] ---
    It doesn't matter how it looked.
    We still won.
[15:14] ---
    Doc! Ms. Marie!
[15:17] ---
    What happened?!
[15:22] ---
    Kilik! Ox! Look after him!
[15:26] ---
    What are you going to do, Marie?
[15:29] ---
    Simply leaving the field
    doesn't make its effects go away.
[15:34] ---
    Go and you'll die a pointless death.
[15:38] ---
    Then... Then what about those children?!
[15:41] ---
    Are they still inside?!
[15:43] ---
    Let us go in!
[15:45] ---
    Don't be stupid! Absolutely not!
    I can't let any more students go inside!
[15:51] ---
    Disobey me and you'll fail
    every class! I'll expel you!
[15:57] ---
    What do we do, Ox?
    You can't fail your classes...
[16:02] ---
    I don't even need to
    think about that one, Harvar.
[16:07] ---
    That's a silly question.
[16:09] ---
    Protecting comrades is what
    DWMA students are all about.
[16:19] ---
    S-Stop!
[16:30] ---
    That was ridiculous of me,
    saying I would expel them...
[16:34] ---
    A newcomer teacher like me
    doesn't have the authority to do that...
[16:39] ---
    The threat of expulsion would
    never have stopped those children...
[16:44] ---
    I'm an adult... I'm their teacher...
    And yet I can't do anything...
[16:50] ---
    What do I do? If they don't come back...
[16:58] ---
    Don't cry, Marie...
[17:01] ---
    The plan's failure...
[17:04] ---
    I take full responsibility for it
    and everything else... Everything...
[17:15] ---
    Everything!
[17:24] ---
    Surely you sense our
    difference in strength by now?
[17:27] ---
    Shut up! Hand over the Magic Tool!
[17:31] ---
    Do you know what the
    Brew inside my hat actually is?
[17:38] ---
    You don't, do you? I'm impressed
    you've come this far without knowing.
[17:44] ---
    Is it because of youth?
[17:46] ---
    You damn brats don't know
    the value of things.
[17:50] ---
    Once Arachnophobia obtains
    the Brew, it obtains the world!
[17:55] ---
    Don't struggle against it, DWMA!
[17:57] ---
    Shut up, you dumbass old geezer!
[18:01] ---
    Tsubaki! Enchanted Sword Mode!
[18:03] ---
    Right!
[18:05] ---
    Magic Tool? Whatever, Baldy!
    Who needs that?!
[18:09] ---
    Forget all that stupid
    Arachno-whatever and DWMA crap
[18:13] ---
    and be in my battle!
[18:16] ---
    Maka! Kid! Be my shadow's shadows!
[18:20] ---
    Shadow☆Star!
[18:23] ---
    An attack that weak cannot
    penetrate my Muscle Curtain.
[18:37] ---
    Maka!
[18:38] ---
    You're dealing with...!
[18:43] ---
    I told you, you're dealing with me!
[18:46] ---
    We can't beat him like this...
[18:48] ---
    I'm only getting started!
[18:50] ---
    I'll blow you away all at once!
[18:54] ---
    Try this on for size!
[18:56] ---
    This...
[18:59] ---
    is my weight from 100 years ago!
[19:05] ---
    Guys!
[19:06] ---
    Get up!
[19:08] ---
    I guess it's time to end this little show.
[19:11] ---
    No, the show's just starting.
    Isn't that right, Mr. Soul?
[19:15] ---
    Police Stinger!
[19:19] ---
    There's no time to be concerned.
[19:21] ---
    I'm offering to prepare
    the greatest stage for you!
[19:25] ---
    Won't the black blood spread to Maka
[19:27] ---
    and everyone else on the team this time?
[19:31] ---
    Links in team-wide soul
    resonance are indirect;
[19:35] ---
    it won't spread to Maka unless
    you resonate strongly with her.
[19:39] ---
    Now come to the Black Room!
[19:43] ---
    Change your link into sound!
[19:46] ---
    It will accelerate the black
    blood inside you, though...
[19:50] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[19:53] ---
    Can I do it?
[19:57] ---
    Play the piano...
[20:01] ---
    and speed up the madness inside me?
[20:06] ---
    What does it matter?
[20:11] ---
    Listen, everyone.
[20:13] ---
    I'm going to express the
    team's wavelength with sound.
[20:16] ---
    With sound? You can do that, Soul?
[20:20] ---
    Yeah. I figured it could be possible
    while we practiced over and over.
[20:26] ---
    I can sense everyone's
    wavelengths through you, Maka.
[20:31] ---
    This is another benefit of
    your skill with soul perception.
[20:35] ---
    But how are you going to convey it?
[20:38] ---
    By playing the piano with my soul.
[20:41] ---
    That'll convey the sound
    directly to your souls.
[20:52] ---
    What? What's so funny?
[20:55] ---
    It's just that everyone's been
    trying to come up with a way
[20:58] ---
    to get you to play the piano.
[21:02] ---
    Don't get all pretentious on us!
[21:04] ---
    We have less than five minutes
    to stay inside the field now.
[21:07] ---
    It's a shame we can't
    listen more leisurely.
[21:10] ---
    Will you play for us, Soul?
[21:13] ---
    I've been looking forward to this!
[21:15] ---
    Yeah!
[21:27] ---
    What do you think?
[21:32] ---
    It's a nice audience.
[21:35] ---
    Don't worry. I've already tuned it.
[21:45] ---
    I see...
[21:56] ---
    Noise that disrupts the
    predetermined harmony
[21:58] ---
    A sharp, piercing look in the eyes
[22:00] ---
    It snuck in
[22:01] ---
    Hearts no different from when
    we used to dream in the garage
[22:04] ---
    That's right, no tomorrow
    will be the same as today
[22:06] ---
    I drive wildly and sensitively
[22:08] ---
    A singing heart, a playing beat
[22:10] ---
    Certain proof that you're alive
[22:12] ---
    You gain some
[22:13] ---
    and then lose some
[22:14] ---
    You gain some
[22:15] ---
    and then lose some
[22:16] ---
    Let's move through the times
[22:18] ---
    Even on nights of crying secret tears
[22:20] ---
    It's all
[22:21] ---
    right here
[22:22] ---
    It all is
[22:23] ---
    That's right, I should still
[22:25] ---
    be able to go on by myself
[22:28] ---
    An untarnished light
[22:30] ---
    pierces the moonless night
[22:32] ---
    Right now my life is screaming
[22:34] ---
    that this moment will go on forever
[22:36] ---
    See, deep in my heart
[22:38] ---
    there's always an image of you
[22:40] ---
    Simply embrace the truth
[22:43] ---
    that should be upheld and go
[22:44] ---
    Even if you should be swallowed
[22:46] ---
    by the rough waves of the daily grind
[22:48] ---
    we'll still be right here
[22:50] ---
    still dreaming on
[22:52] ---
    I can always hear them,
[22:54] ---
    the voices of my friends
[22:56] ---
    My only choice is to go on
[22:59] ---
    amid the wind in the city
[23:02] ---
    as if casting off loneliness
[23:04] ---
    The way of life I believed in
[23:08] ---
    Aah
[23:18] ---
    - -It's been a while since I heard you play, Soul!
[23:21] ---
    Screw up and I'll laugh at you!
[23:22] ---
    Okay, sit down! Fasten your
    shirt buttons and sit up straight!
[23:26] ---
    What?! What're you doing?!
[23:27] ---
    The listeners have etiquette to observe too!
[23:30] ---
    Now pay attention!
    Soul's recital's about to start!
[23:32] ---
    Bring it on, Soul! Bring your
    recital to my soul! Zzzz...
[23:36] ---
    Hey. What happened to your soul?
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 36:
[23:41] ---
    "Unleash the Seven People's Resonance Link!
    A Recital of Destruction and Creation?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:46] ---
    

E36 - Unleash the Seven's Resonance Link! A Recital of Destruction and Creation?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:29] ---
    Alright, you! Saw Leg, Speed Setting 2!
[00:36] ---
    Haven't you noticed?
[00:41] ---
    The sound from your earphones
    makes your attack rhythm monotonous.
[00:46] ---
    They're easy to read.
    Take your earphones out.
[00:50] ---
    What nonsense.
[00:52] ---
    I don't even need to read your lips.
[00:55] ---
    Your thinking is so
    simpleminded, you see...
[00:57] ---
    Huh?!
[00:59] ---
    See, it's written all over your face.
[01:02] ---
    You only want me to take my earphones out.
[01:06] ---
    N-No!
[01:09] ---
    Saw Leg, Speed Setting 3!
[01:11] ---
    Massacre Tide!
[01:18] ---
    Law-abiding...
[01:21] ---
    Silver Gun!
[01:34] ---
    Damn you!
[01:37] ---
    Guess I can't go on any
    further like this...
[01:42] ---
    How long are you going to stay in there?
[01:45] ---
    It's too soon for you to be buried.
[01:49] ---
    Too soon...
[01:57] ---
    A snowman?
[01:59] ---
    That's right, he's a figure engineer.
[02:07] ---
    What pathetic imitations.
[02:15] ---
    What a shame.
[02:17] ---
    I let him get away again.
[02:35] ---
    I'm Falling
[02:37] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[02:40] ---
    iki o hisomete
[02:43] ---
    matteiru Deadly Night
[02:46] ---
    Don't Scary
[02:48] ---
    kimi ga nozomeba
[02:51] ---
    donna sekai mo
[02:55] ---
    sono me ni utsuseru kara
[02:59] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[03:04] ---
    kowai yume da toshitemo
[03:10] ---
    Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
[03:14] ---
    hoshi o kudaki
[03:17] ---
    kazari tsuketa
[03:20] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[03:22] ---
    shinjite kureta nara!
[03:26] ---
    When You're
[03:27] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[03:30] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[03:33] ---
    miagereba kagayaku
[03:37] ---
    tsuki no you ni
[04:00] ---
    Welcome back, Mizune Sisters!
    Did it go well?
[04:16] ---
    "Unleash the Seven People's Resonance Link!
    A Recital of Destruction and Creation?"
[04:22] ---
    Play...
[04:25] ---
    Play, Soul...
[04:26] ---
    Quit looking at everything
    with cold eyes...
[04:35] ---
    Live coolly?
[04:37] ---
    Don't be stupid. I won't allow it.
    Your blood is seething, isn't it?
[04:44] ---
    Play.
[04:45] ---
    Come on, quit looking downward
    from an objective perspective.
[04:50] ---
    Who the hell do you think you are?
[04:53] ---
    Your soul's going to rot.
[04:55] ---
    Just look. Your soul is lifeless.
[04:59] ---
    Unbearable, isn't it? Wearisome, isn't it?
[05:03] ---
    So have some fun...
[05:11] ---
    Looking at the world through
    such damn contemptuous eyes...
[05:15] ---
    There's no happiness,
    joy, or sorrow in that.
[05:19] ---
    It makes your soul weep!
[05:22] ---
    Play... Indulge and play...
[05:26] ---
    That's right. Play...
[05:29] ---
    Play now...!
[05:34] ---
    Play, I say!
[05:36] ---
    Play!
[05:57] ---
    I-Incredible...
[06:01] ---
    I'm picking up everyone's wavelengths...
[06:04] ---
    This is...
[06:05] ---
    Resonance Link!
[06:09] ---
    Die!
[06:22] ---
    Why, you...!
[06:26] ---
    Duck now.
[06:30] ---
    Too weak!
[06:31] ---
    If I lower his left-side guard...
[06:45] ---
    What?! They're nothing like
    they were just a minute ago!
[07:31] ---
    How can this be?
[07:34] ---
    It's as if I can't keep up...
[07:40] ---
    But these attacks are weak...
[07:44] ---
    My body was its hardest 100 years ago!
[07:51] ---
    Black☆Star.
[07:56] ---
    Tsubaki! Soul Resonance!
[08:06] ---
    Soul's playing has increased
    our resonance rate!
[08:10] ---
    But if he keeps this up while
    in Enchanted Sword Mode...!
[08:18] ---
    What?! Shadows?!
[08:24] ---
    Pull in, Tsubaki!
[08:31] ---
    Shadow☆Star, Draw Slash.
[08:41] ---
    Howdya like that?
[08:43] ---
    Tsubaki. Enchanted Sword Mode off...
[08:46] ---
    Right!
[08:51] ---
    Curse you!
[08:53] ---
    Kid.
[09:03] ---
    Resonance rate stable. Noise at 2.4%.
[09:07] ---
    Dark Needle soul wavelength
    charge complete.
[09:12] ---
    It looks like a crack has
    appeared in your body of steel.
[09:18] ---
    Five seconds to feedback.
[09:21] ---
    Four.
[09:22] ---
    Three.
[09:23] ---
    Two.
[09:24] ---
    One.
[09:27] ---
    Death Cannon!
[10:00] ---
    Maka.
[10:04] ---
    Right.
[10:06] ---
    I can hear it clearly...
[10:15] ---
    Soul's sound!
[10:17] ---
    Soul's feelings!
[10:20] ---
    They're pointed directly at me now.
[10:24] ---
    These emotions...
[10:32] ---
    are feelings of trust!
[10:39] ---
    And they're our source of courage!
[10:50] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[10:58] ---
    Such a soul...!
[11:09] ---
    Is that... an Anti-Magic Wavelength?!
[11:25] ---
    Go!
[11:29] ---
    That attack...
[11:31] ---
    The Witch Hunter? No...
[11:34] ---
    A Witch Hunter that
    surpasses the Witch Hunter...
[11:37] ---
    Genie Hunter!
[12:24] ---
    We did it!
[12:26] ---
    No, we went overboard...
[12:28] ---
    Huh?
[12:29] ---
    Where's his hat? And the Magic Tool?
[12:32] ---
    Sorry. I...
[12:34] ---
    No, it's not Maka's fault.
[12:39] ---
    Just before that bastard blew up,
[12:42] ---
    he severed his head from
    his body and ran off.
[12:46] ---
    Let's go after him, everyone.
    He couldn't have gotten far...
[12:49] ---
    No, it's over now.
[12:57] ---
    Time's up.
[12:59] ---
    What do you mean, Soul?
    We still have time...
[13:02] ---
    Have you forgotten?
[13:04] ---
    Before that old guy transformed,
    he said he had a 400 year old form
[13:08] ---
    and that 100 years gives him 10 minutes.
[13:12] ---
    Which means he still has
    more transformations.
[13:15] ---
    Yes, he did increase his time limit
    in the field by rejuvenating himself.
[13:21] ---
    Let's pull back. We have no other choice.
[13:26] ---
    Let's go, everyone!
[13:33] ---
    I at least managed to
    successfully recover the Brew.
[13:37] ---
    But this won't do at all!
[13:41] ---
    I will pay you damn brats
    back for this humiliation!
[13:48] ---
    Maka!
    Black☆Star!
[13:52] ---
    Kid!
[13:57] ---
    It looks like you're all okay!
[13:58] ---
    Hurry before your 20 minutes is up!
[14:01] ---
    This way!
[14:02] ---
    Kilik! Ox!
    What are you doing here?
[14:09] ---
    What's the matter,
    Black☆Star? That isn't like you...
[14:12] ---
    Shut up and help me stand.
[14:16] ---
    Yeah. That's why we came here.
[14:27] ---
    Wh-What is this?! Crap!
[14:30] ---
    It's too late! We're done for! Kim!
[14:33] ---
    It's okay. This is an
    image from 800 years ago.
[14:37] ---
    We're only seeing the huge
    explosion in this field as it happened.
[14:47] ---
    This is bad!
[14:49] ---
    We're gonna die!
[14:52] ---
    Umm, it's only an image...
[14:54] ---
    O-Oh, I see...
    So it is...
[15:05] ---
    Eibon...
[15:09] ---
    Let's go.
[15:33] ---
    I'm sorry. They took the Magic Tool.
[15:45] ---
    Ms. Marie?
[15:47] ---
    I'm calling all your parents
    the minute we get back to school!
[15:51] ---
    Prepare yourselves!
[15:53] ---
    You have me by the neck...!
[15:56] ---
    Oh, what a relief you're all right!
[16:03] ---
    Hey! Everyone all right?!
[16:06] ---
    Sid! Naigus! Justin!
[16:10] ---
    We were worried!
[16:12] ---
    So, did you get the Brew?
[16:16] ---
    I see.
[16:18] ---
    Can you stand, Stein? Get on my back.
[16:23] ---
    Thanks...
[16:27] ---
    Maka.
[16:29] ---
    A mirror...
[16:30] ---
    Once we're off the island, use it to
    report to Lord Death about this battle.
[16:35] ---
    Can you do it?
[16:36] ---
    Yes.
[16:38] ---
    Now let's return to Death City.
[16:43] ---
    42-42-564.
[16:52] ---
    Hello, hello, Lord Death.
[16:54] ---
    Maka!
[16:56] ---
    Are you okay?! I've been...!
    I've been...! I've been so...!
[17:01] ---
    Yes, okay. Just put Lord Death on.
[17:05] ---
    Heya, hiya, heya! Good to hear from ya!
[17:10] ---
    So, how'd it go?
[17:13] ---
    Well, actually...
[17:16] ---
    I see.
[17:19] ---
    You tried very hard.
[17:21] ---
    So the Brew is in Arachne's hands now...
[17:27] ---
    I have returned!
[17:30] ---
    Wonderfully done, Mosquito.
    You've made the Brew mine.
[17:35] ---
    Now let me see it at once.
[17:40] ---
    Yes. Here it is.
[17:43] ---
    What is the matter? Take it out at once.
[17:48] ---
    Actually, it appears 800 years
    inside that field was too long for it...
[17:56] ---
    Cut to the chase.
[18:02] ---
    Inoperable, the Brew is
    as good as a piece of junk.
[18:12] ---
    No matter. I had an inkling
    this might happen.
[18:17] ---
    Look up.
[18:20] ---
    However, 800 years of
    hardship have been for naught!
[18:25] ---
    It is a fact that I have obtained the Brew.
[18:29] ---
    That, itself, is wonderful enough.
[18:35] ---
    DWMA is unaware that the Brew is broken.
[18:40] ---
    Indeed, that is a wonderful bluff.
[18:44] ---
    News that Arachnophobia
    has the Brew is itself a weapon.
[18:49] ---
    And information warfare is my specialty.
[18:53] ---
    We have obtained the great
    threatening tool known as the Brew.
[18:58] ---
    That alone makes this a big catch.
[19:14] ---
    Well done. Have you brought it?
[19:17] ---
    The real Brew is here, inside this.
[19:23] ---
    Foolish Arachne.
[19:26] ---
    You managed to hide the Brew by
    causing the explosion 800 years ago...
[19:31] ---
    but I learned that it still existed
    thanks to Eruka and my other spies.
[19:37] ---
    She couldn't leave any
    surveillance spiders in that field.
[19:41] ---
    So we used that to our advantage
[19:43] ---
    and replaced the real
    Brew with a broken replica!
[19:49] ---
    I doubt Arachne even suspects
    that she's been given a fake.
[19:54] ---
    But the real problem was DWMA.
[19:57] ---
    How did you keep them out of the picture?
[19:59] ---
    Using Crona as a spy came in handy.
[20:02] ---
    Don't you remember?
    You took part in that plan, after all.
[20:06] ---
    Oh! That transmitter snake!
[20:10] ---
    The snake we snuck inside Dr.
    Stein's partner!
[20:16] ---
    Did you think that was only so I could
    tastelessly listen in on conversations?
[20:21] ---
    A little...
[20:24] ---
    That snake also has a magic
    power that accelerates madness.
[20:29] ---
    It isn't much, but it's enough for
    Dr. Stein and his easily-hastened madness.
[20:38] ---
    Stein's madness must not be
    induced too soon or too late.
[20:47] ---
    Death holds much trust in Stein;
[20:50] ---
    it's clear he'll be a
    central figure in the fighting.
[20:54] ---
    In battle, Stein will
    resonate with his partner.
[21:02] ---
    At which point the snake's magic
    power will fully spread through him!
[21:07] ---
    She planned ahead of the battle for
    the Brew when she planted that snake?
[21:12] ---
    She controlled that large
    battle with just one little snake...
[21:19] ---
    The Brew Magic Tool...
[21:21] ---
    The Brew belongs in the hands
    of those who cause disturbance...
[21:31] ---
    Just you watch, DWMA, Arachnophobia, and...
[21:37] ---
    Kishin!
[21:56] ---
    Yoteichouwa wo kechirasu noizu
[21:58] ---
    Iru you ni katto niramu gankou
[22:00] ---
    Shinobikonda
[22:01] ---
    Garaaji de yume miteta
    ano koro to kawaranu haato
[22:04] ---
    Sou kyou to onaji asu nante konee ze
[22:06] ---
    Ore binkan ni bakusou
[22:08] ---
    Utau shinzou kanaderu biito
[22:10] ---
    Ikiteru tashikana akashi wo
[22:12] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:13] ---
    ushinatte
[22:14] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:15] ---
    ushinatte
[22:16] ---
    Utsurou toki no naka de
[22:18] ---
    Hitoshirezu namidashita yoru mo
[22:20] ---
    Subete wa
[22:21] ---
    koko ni atte
[22:22] ---
    Subete ga
[22:22] ---
    Tada jibun de sou sa mada
[22:25] ---
    ikeru hazu daro
[22:28] ---
    Kegarenaki hikari ga
[22:30] ---
    yamiyo wo tsuranuite
[22:32] ---
    Kono toki ga towa da to
[22:34] ---
    ima inochi ga sakenderu
[22:36] ---
    Hora kokoro no oku ni
[22:38] ---
    itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
[22:40] ---
    Mamoru beki shinjitsu wo tada
[22:43] ---
    daite yuke
[22:44] ---
    Kurikaesu mainichi no
[22:46] ---
    aranami ni nomaretemo
[22:48] ---
    mada yume kara samenu
[22:50] ---
    oretachi wa koko ni iru
[22:52] ---
    Itsumo kikoete kuru
[22:54] ---
    nakama tachi no koe ga
[22:56] ---
    Kodoku wo furiharau you ni
[22:59] ---
    machi no kaze no naka
[23:02] ---
    tada iku shika nai sa
[23:04] ---
    Shinjita ikizama wo
[23:07] ---
    Aa
[23:18] ---
    Preview time! Next week the
    mysteries of DWMA are fully solved!
[23:21] ---
    Where'd that come from?
[23:23] ---
    I, Great Detective Kid, will clear up
[23:24] ---
    all the mysteries people
    have wanted solved!
[23:27] ---
    Even the word mystery sounds mysterious!
[23:29] ---
    The Secret of the Universe,
    Secrets of the Body, This World's Truth...
[23:31] ---
    How to even express them?
    That's what mysteries are!
[23:34] ---
    Indeed, I no longer know
    what I was trying to say.
[23:37] ---
    That's no good.
[23:39] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 37:
[23:41] ---
    "The Great Detective's First Case...
    Kid Exposes DWMA's Secret?"
[23:45] ---
    Symmetry is beauty!
[23:46] ---
    

E37 - The Detective's First Case – Kid Exposes the DWMA's Secret?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:23] ---
    Inside the stormy magnetic
    field for 800 years,
[00:25] ---
    Eibon's greatest masterpiece,
    the Brew, ceased to work and became junk.
[00:31] ---
    As such, we cannot afford to sit idly by.
[00:35] ---
    Luckily for us, DWMA
    believes that we have the Brew.
[00:42] ---
    I believe we should make our next move
[00:45] ---
    while they're convinced
    they can't act rashly.
[00:48] ---
    Don't you, Mosquito?
[00:51] ---
    Yes. I agree completely.
[00:54] ---
    How has research development
    of the Moral Manipulator progressed
[00:57] ---
    since the incident?
[00:59] ---
    Research has entered the final stage.
[01:04] ---
    Then the completion of the
    Madness Amplifier isn't far off?
[01:09] ---
    Correct.
[01:11] ---
    You don't need to rely
    on somethin' like that!
[01:16] ---
    I'll destroy that pathetic DWMA for ya!
[01:20] ---
    As I recall, you provided less-than-stellar
    results during this previous battle.
[01:24] ---
    Someone who ran straight back
    home after getting his ass kicked
[01:27] ---
    is in no position to criticize me.
[01:29] ---
    My duties have been different
    from yours from the very start, though.
[01:34] ---
    What's your point?
[01:36] ---
    Watch what you say.
    Unless you want to get hurt.
[01:43] ---
    I'd like to see you try it, geezer.
[01:52] ---
    Enough.
[01:56] ---
    Mosquito. Continue your report.
[02:00] ---
    Yes.
[02:01] ---
    Relay bases are currently being
    established and streamlined in parallel
[02:06] ---
    for the purpose of
    communicating with every region.
[02:10] ---
    I see. In that case...
[02:19] ---
    Go, my adorable children...
[02:26] ---
    This is the first step
    toward Arachnophobia's glory.
[02:48] ---
    I'm Falling
[02:49] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[02:52] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[02:56] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[02:59] ---
    Don't Scary
[03:01] ---
    If you want it
[03:04] ---
    you can see for yourself
[03:08] ---
    any world at all
[03:12] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[03:17] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[03:23] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[03:27] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[03:30] ---
    and hung up a
[03:33] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[03:35] ---
    if you believe in me!
[03:39] ---
    When You're
[03:40] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[03:43] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[03:47] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[03:50] ---
    like the moon
[04:06] ---
    Who should attack just then
    but an elite Arachnophobia squad!
[04:12] ---
    In the classroom I'm a
    bookworm, but outside I'm a beast!
[04:18] ---
    In the end, all we did was beat
    up an over-the-hill punching bag.
[04:25] ---
    The Brew's in their hands now.
    Nothing will change that fact.
[04:35] ---
    At that time...
[04:40] ---
    Is that... an Anti-Magic Wavelength?!
[04:44] ---
    What Mosquito said...
[04:47] ---
    And that shine different
    from anything before...
[04:51] ---
    Do they have something to do
    with being able to pull off that move?
[05:07] ---
    After putting up with all that cold,
    we didn't gain anything in the end...
[05:15] ---
    Maybe I'll ask Lord Death...
[05:24] ---
    You're all so gloomy!
[05:26] ---
    Yeah. Arachnophobia took
    off with the Brew, after all.
[05:33] ---
    Why does that make you gloomy?
[05:36] ---
    Do some thinking on your own, will ya?
[05:39] ---
    Okay.
[05:43] ---
    Hey. Come to think of it, where's Kid?
[05:46] ---
    Yeah, he said he was going to
    the bathroom but hasn't come back...
[05:51] ---
    Where did he go?
[05:58] ---
    "The Great Detective's First Case...
    Kid Exposes DWMA's Secret?"
[06:09] ---
    Just what is DWMA... no, Father... up to?
[06:16] ---
    His obsession with Eibon's Magic Tools
[06:19] ---
    and sending DWMA personnel into
    battle without explaining their purpose...
[06:26] ---
    Officially, he says it's to prevent
    them from being used for evil purposes,
[06:32] ---
    but it's hard to believe
    that's the sole reason.
[06:37] ---
    Just who is Eibon? What is
    his connection to my father?
[06:42] ---
    If I ask him, he'll only
    change the subject nonchalantly.
[06:52] ---
    In which case...
[06:54] ---
    I'll take action myself!
[07:15] ---
    As I said, Kid harbors a sense
    of distrust for you, Lord Death!
[07:24] ---
    He appears to be investigating
    on his own. What should we do?
[07:28] ---
    Hmm...
[07:31] ---
    One idea is...
[07:33] ---
    Is?
[07:38] ---
    But then there's...
[07:40] ---
    There's what?
[07:42] ---
    Nope, it stays a secret.
[07:45] ---
    Why?!
[07:47] ---
    What a pickle, though...
[07:49] ---
    Can't you just tell him?
    Huh?
[07:52] ---
    To be honest, I wish you'd tell me too.
[07:55] ---
    What exactly are you up to, gathering
    Eibon's Magic Tools one after the other?
[08:01] ---
    Do you want me to tell you?
[08:03] ---
    Absolutely.
[08:05] ---
    Do you want to hear why?
[08:07] ---
    I'm telling you that I do!
[08:11] ---
    Too bad. I'm not telling you.
[08:14] ---
    What are you, a kid?!
[08:19] ---
    Hello, hello, Lord Death?
[08:20] ---
    Heya, hiya! How are ya, Maka?
[08:25] ---
    Umm, there's something I'd like
    to know, Lord Death. Do you mind?
[08:30] ---
    But of course! I'll tell
    you anything you want!
[08:35] ---
    Why does she get special treatment?!
[08:39] ---
    Anti-Magic Wavelength?
[08:41] ---
    Yes. That's what Mosquito said.
[08:45] ---
    Does my using the Genie Hunter have something
    to do with Anti-Magic Wavelengths?
[08:51] ---
    Oh! So you're able to use the
    Genie Hunter now! That's incredible!
[08:58] ---
    Yes, for the most part, anyway...
[09:00] ---
    That's Maka for you!
    You're just like your mother!
[09:05] ---
    Huh?
[09:06] ---
    The Anti-Magic Wavelength is a
    special power your mother possesses.
[09:13] ---
    My mom does?!
[09:15] ---
    Yes.
[09:16] ---
    Just as it implies, it's a special wavelength
    that specializes in driving away evil.
[09:23] ---
    There was no one more skilled
    with that power than your mother!
[09:29] ---
    But I never imagined you'd be
    able to use the Genie Hunter too!
[09:34] ---
    That's amazing!
[09:36] ---
    Who knows, maybe at this rate
[09:37] ---
    you'll even beat the Kishin
    for us or something!
[09:41] ---
    Oh, you're too much!
[09:43] ---
    In life, I was good at
    supporting people too.
[09:48] ---
    Anyway, I'm sure it's somewhat
    overwhelming, but keep up the good work!
[09:55] ---
    Right!
[09:56] ---
    Bye!
[10:04] ---
    Mom's power!
[10:09] ---
    I never imagined Maka would
    develop her abilities this quickly.
[10:13] ---
    It's possible that she really could
    hold the key to vanquishing the Kishin.
[10:21] ---
    Oh, yes. Sid.
    Yes?
[10:23] ---
    Yes?
[10:23] ---
    Have you made arrangements
    for you-know-what?
[10:27] ---
    By which you mean...?
[10:28] ---
    Don't be silly! I told you to call
    you-know-who in the Oceania branch!
[10:34] ---
    Oh, you mean that?
[10:36] ---
    Don't worry, I've already
    made the arrangements.
[10:39] ---
    Is that so? That's good.
[10:43] ---
    Ignoring all danger,
    we thrust ourselves into the field!
[10:46] ---
    Just then, there was a great
    explosion! It was truly a great spectacle!
[10:52] ---
    Hey! What's with the cocky attitude?!
[10:55] ---
    Huh?
    I'm tellin' you to shut up!
[10:58] ---
    Okay...
[11:02] ---
    Th-The battle on Lost Island
    must've been amazing...
[11:05] ---
    Yeah. There were big
    fights all over the island...
[11:10] ---
    Still, I don't know how he
    can be so excited about it...
[11:15] ---
    In the end, Arachnophobia stole the Brew.
[11:19] ---
    We lost.
[11:24] ---
    But your piano-playing was amazing!
[11:27] ---
    Without it, who knows where we'd be now!
[11:30] ---
    Th-That's true! Everyone
    made it back safe and sound!
[11:34] ---
    I think that's the most
    important thing of all.
[11:40] ---
    Safe and sound...
[11:42] ---
    I wonder how Dr. Stein is doing now...
[11:45] ---
    D-Dr. Stein?
[11:48] ---
    Yeah...
[11:50] ---
    It was really bad. He suddenly
    collapsed while on the island.
[11:55] ---
    Looks like he's taking the day off.
[11:57] ---
    I hope nothing's wrong with him.
[12:00] ---
    I think it might be m-my fault...
[12:04] ---
    If I hadn't done that, Dr.
    Stein would be...
[12:12] ---
    What's wrong, Crona?
[12:17] ---
    Oh, no, it's n-nothing... Nothing at all...
[12:24] ---
    Weirdo...
[12:27] ---
    Hey, Crona.
[12:29] ---
    You should eat your food.
[12:33] ---
    Yeah...
[12:35] ---
    What should I do?
[12:48] ---
    What do you want?
    Just come!
[12:51] ---
    Huh? Where are we going?
[12:53] ---
    There!
[12:54] ---
    I don't know where "there" is!
[12:56] ---
    I want to get the feel
    for it before I forget.
[13:00] ---
    The feel for what?
[13:01] ---
    He said that power might wind
    up being what defeats the Kishin!
[13:05] ---
    Huh?
    So we're doing special training!
[13:07] ---
    Huh?!
[13:17] ---
    Not that one... It's not that one...
[13:21] ---
    I told you it's not that one!
[13:24] ---
    Yes, that's it...
[13:27] ---
    Are you okay, Dr. Stein?
[13:30] ---
    Okay? Of course I'm okay...
[13:35] ---
    Though no one believes
    me when I say that...
[13:42] ---
    I need to ask you something.
[13:46] ---
    What exactly is the Brew?
[13:50] ---
    The Brew is one of the Magic Tools.
[13:53] ---
    Of all the Magic Tools, it is
    regarded as Eibon's greatest masterpiece.
[14:00] ---
    As the term implies, Magic
    Tools are items infused with magic
[14:05] ---
    with applications that vary
    greatly depending on who uses them.
[14:09] ---
    I'm not asking for such
    superficial answers!
[14:14] ---
    That one?
[14:16] ---
    What was my father
    attempting to use it for?
[14:20] ---
    If you don't know what the Brew does,
    then at least give me your guess.
[14:25] ---
    I want to hear your opinion.
[14:32] ---
    Why does it matter to you?
[14:34] ---
    You seem to have
    expectations for something,
[14:37] ---
    but nothing I say will live up to them.
[14:41] ---
    Could you really accept anything
    I say in this condition anyway?
[14:47] ---
    That's not...
[14:48] ---
    Throwing you the words
    you seek would be easy.
[14:51] ---
    But what do you intend
    to do after you hear them?
[14:59] ---
    Special training ain't cool.
[15:02] ---
    Leave that to the main
    characters in boys comics.
[15:05] ---
    Just come on and turn into a scythe!
[15:09] ---
    Soul!
[15:13] ---
    All right, all right. Fine.
[15:22] ---
    Ready?
[15:23] ---
    You're the boss.
[15:29] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[15:39] ---
    Genie Hunter!
[15:41] ---
    Huh?
[15:43] ---
    Why is it the Witch Hunter?!
[15:46] ---
    Why isn't it the Genie Hunter?!
[15:59] ---
    Hold on, Soul! Are you holding back on me?
[16:03] ---
    Don't be stupid! We couldn't do the
    Witch Hunter if I were holding back!
[16:07] ---
    Oh, right.
[16:09] ---
    Then why...?
[16:10] ---
    Maybe it just goes to
    show it's not that easy.
[16:15] ---
    What's with the dumb look, Maka?
[16:20] ---
    That's the whole point of
    this special training.
[16:23] ---
    Yeah.
[16:25] ---
    All right! Let's go all out!
[16:28] ---
    Let's do it!
[16:38] ---
    I see. Arachne did?
[16:41] ---
    Yeah. It seems she's dispatched
    new spiders throughout the world.
[16:46] ---
    It sounds like she's
    planning something big.
[16:49] ---
    Security is very tight, too.
[16:51] ---
    Well done. Let me know
    of any new developments.
[16:57] ---
    You can count on me.
[17:04] ---
    The world has begun to take action...
[17:07] ---
    So, anything new?
[17:09] ---
    N-No, I don't think so...
[17:13] ---
    Anything about where the
    Magic Tools are being stored?
[17:16] ---
    No, still nothing...
[17:18] ---
    Do your job, will ya?!
    You want to stay at DWMA, don't you?
[17:24] ---
    Umm...
    Ribbit?
[17:27] ---
    About the snake in Ms. Marie...
[17:30] ---
    What about it?
[17:33] ---
    Is it the reason that Dr. Stein is...
[17:37] ---
    Oh, I didn't tell you, did I?
    You get all the credit for that!
[17:42] ---
    Thanks to that snake,
    the Brew was as good as ours.
[17:46] ---
    It let us take those two out of
    the battle without having to fight!
[17:52] ---
    So it really is my fault...
[17:56] ---
    Ribbit. What's the matter?
[17:58] ---
    N-Nothing...
[18:00] ---
    I see. Then continue with your duty.
[18:05] ---
    Medusa has high hopes too!
[18:08] ---
    Well, bye.
[18:21] ---
    Talk about grueling...
[18:23] ---
    I'd say that's enough for today...
[18:31] ---
    Come on, get up. Let's head back.
[18:36] ---
    Why won't it work?
[18:38] ---
    Beats me.
[18:40] ---
    I managed to do it before...
[18:42] ---
    Yeah, you did. Isn't that good enough?
[18:47] ---
    If you did it before, I'm sure you
    can do it again. Don't you agree?
[18:55] ---
    Yeah...
[19:03] ---
    Whew, I'm hungry. You're in
    charge of dinner tonight, right?
[19:07] ---
    Oh! I forgot to do the shopping!
[19:10] ---
    What?!
[19:13] ---
    Sorry! It's cup ramen tonight!
    Don't be stupid!
[19:20] ---
    I need to clear up this suspicion.
    I absolutely can't look the other way.
[19:26] ---
    Even if he's your own father?
[19:29] ---
    I would stop anyone
    who's straying from the path!
[19:35] ---
    And who lays out that path?
    How can you tell they're straying from it?
[19:40] ---
    It should be obvious to
    anyone who sees reason!
[19:44] ---
    Reason, huh...
[19:47] ---
    You're so innocent...
[19:49] ---
    What?!
[19:50] ---
    Then let me ask you this. Who planted
    that sense of reason inside you?
[19:56] ---
    The logic of filthy grown-ups is
    what makes the world go 'round.
[20:02] ---
    Truth is concealed by the motives
    and rhetoric of those in power;
[20:06] ---
    tying clear truths together
    is out of the question.
[20:11] ---
    In this case, the "reason" you speak
    of is a long-dead and decayed concept.
[20:18] ---
    You're wrong!
[20:19] ---
    Applying that crappy thinking
    to the truth you seek now
[20:25] ---
    is no different than a puzzle
    with pieces that will never fit.
[20:28] ---
    You're wrong!
[20:30] ---
    How can you be that sure?
[20:32] ---
    Could you quit with the
    questions meant to trip me up?!
[20:35] ---
    You aren't some third-rate counselor here.
[20:44] ---
    Kid...
[20:46] ---
    What are you doing?!
[20:49] ---
    Wouldn't you in fact say it's DWMA
    that has fallen the furthest behind now?
[20:58] ---
    Is that how you see it?
[21:04] ---
    In that regard, I must completely disagree.
[21:08] ---
    DWMA isn't that softhearted
    of an organization.
[21:27] ---
    It looks like he's here...
[21:29] ---
    Oceania Technology
    Development Advisor... Joe Buttataki.
[21:39] ---
    I've arrived
[21:42] ---
    As of today, this is my workplace.
[21:56] ---
    Noise that disrupts the
    predetermined harmony
[21:58] ---
    A sharp, piercing look in the eyes
[22:00] ---
    It snuck in
[22:01] ---
    Hearts no different from when
    we used to dream in the garage
[22:04] ---
    That's right, no tomorrow
    will be the same as today
[22:06] ---
    I drive wildly and sensitively
[22:08] ---
    A singing heart, a playing beat
[22:10] ---
    Certain proof that you're alive
[22:12] ---
    You gain some
[22:13] ---
    and then lose some
[22:14] ---
    You gain some
[22:15] ---
    and then lose some
[22:16] ---
    Let's move through the times
[22:18] ---
    Even on nights of crying secret tears
[22:20] ---
    It's all
[22:21] ---
    right here
[22:22] ---
    It all is
[22:23] ---
    That's right, I should still
[22:25] ---
    be able to go on by myself
[22:28] ---
    An untarnished light
[22:30] ---
    pierces the moonless night
[22:32] ---
    Right now my life is screaming
[22:34] ---
    that this moment will go on forever
[22:36] ---
    See, deep in my heart
[22:38] ---
    there's always an image of you
[22:40] ---
    Simply embrace the truth
[22:43] ---
    that should be upheld and go
[22:44] ---
    Even if you should be swallowed
[22:46] ---
    by the rough waves of the daily grind
[22:48] ---
    we'll still be right here
[22:50] ---
    still dreaming on
[22:52] ---
    I can always hear them,
[22:54] ---
    the voices of my friends
[22:56] ---
    My only choice is to go on
[22:59] ---
    amid the wind in the city
[23:02] ---
    as if casting off loneliness
[23:04] ---
    The way of life I believed in
[23:08] ---
    Aah
[23:18] ---
    Lousy Kid! He didn't solve anything!
[23:21] ---
    mumbled Soul.
[23:23] ---
    What's with that way of talking?!
[23:24] ---
    said Soul, slightly irritated.
[23:26] ---
    You ignoring me?
[23:27] ---
    Soul said despondently.
[23:29] ---
    No, it's not that big of a deal!
[23:32] ---
    pouted Soul.
[23:34] ---
    "Next time on Soul Eater, episode 38:
[23:37] ---
    'Temptation to Pandemonium...
    The Big Man's Uncontainable Irritation?'"
[23:40] ---
    read Soul.
[23:42] ---
    "Your soul is mine," Maka wanted to say.
[23:45] ---
    True...
[23:46] ---
    

E38 - Asura's Temptation – The Big Man's Uncontainable Irritation?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:24] ---
    After the battle for the Brew,
    each camp began taking new action.
[00:31] ---
    With the DWMA students
    distraught from their defeat,
[00:37] ---
    I began an independent investigation
    to uncover DWMA's true objective.
[00:46] ---
    However, that only succeeded in
    generating further doubts about DWMA.
[00:59] ---
    I've arrived.
[01:01] ---
    As of today, this is my workplace.
[01:21] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:22] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:25] ---
    iki o hisomete
[01:29] ---
    matteiru Deadly Night
[01:32] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:34] ---
    kimi ga nozomeba
[01:37] ---
    donna sekai mo
[01:41] ---
    sono me ni utsuseru kara
[01:45] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[01:50] ---
    kowai yume da toshitemo
[01:56] ---
    Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
[02:00] ---
    hoshi o kudaki
[02:03] ---
    kazari tsuketa
[02:06] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:08] ---
    shinjite kureta nara!
[02:12] ---
    When You're
[02:13] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:16] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:19] ---
    miagereba kagayaku
[02:23] ---
    tsuki no you ni
[02:37] ---
    Thank you for coming,
[02:41] ---
    DWMA Oceania Branch
    Technology Development Advisor,
[02:45] ---
    Joe Buttataki, nickname "BJ."
[02:50] ---
    Is something the matter?
[02:51] ---
    Uhh, no...
[02:53] ---
    Getting down to business,
[02:55] ---
    I assume your calling me here
    means we're commencing that project?
[03:01] ---
    You're another hasty one.
    I haven't even said anything yet.
[03:06] ---
    Oh, sorry. I couldn't think of
    any other reason why you'd call me.
[03:10] ---
    As you know, Arachnophobia bested
    us during the recent battle for the Brew.
[03:17] ---
    So, feeling it necessary to think
    even further ahead, I called for you.
[03:25] ---
    Does that mean things
    aren't looking very good?
[03:29] ---
    They're looking very bad.
    To the point that we can't hide it.
[03:34] ---
    In short, you're going to
    attempt that plan without the Brew?
[03:38] ---
    We do have several of Eibon's
    Magic Tools in our possession.
[03:45] ---
    I know it might be hard,
[03:47] ---
    but could you maybe
    possibly help us out with that?
[03:51] ---
    Well, it was my suggestion
    originally, so I'll give it a shot.
[03:55] ---
    Oh? You'll do it?!
[03:57] ---
    But only on one condition.
[04:00] ---
    What would that be?
[04:03] ---
    The coffee...
    The coffee?
[04:07] ---
    Switch all of DWMA's
    coffee from instant to beans!
[04:11] ---
    In particular, I'd like it
    all switched to Mandheling!
[04:13] ---
    Obviously, it should be
    roasted in far-infrared ovens
[04:16] ---
    and the beans should be
    purchased from Uncle Bob's shop!
[04:20] ---
    This, I absolutely insist upon!
[04:22] ---
    I will buy a set of coffee mills
    like the one I've brought!
[04:26] ---
    I suppose we'll have to
    settle for paper drips,
[04:28] ---
    but I'd prefer them to be conical in shape!
[04:40] ---
    Mandolin?
    Mandheling.
[04:46] ---
    "Temptation to Pandemonium...
    The Big Man's Uncontainable Irritation?"
[04:57] ---
    What's the deal? First Kid
    vanishes and now Black☆Star?
[05:02] ---
    What the heck's going on?
[05:04] ---
    Even Tsubaki is gone...
    Do you think something happened?
[05:09] ---
    Beats me.
[05:12] ---
    Come to think of it, Black☆Star
    has been in a bad mood recently.
[05:25] ---
    Why do I lose?!
[05:28] ---
    I'm going to transcend God!
[05:31] ---
    Yet... why?!
[05:39] ---
    Why do you seek power so intently?
[05:54] ---
    Where could Black☆Star have gone?
[05:58] ---
    Tsubaki.
[06:01] ---
    Ms. Naigus...
[06:03] ---
    Do you have a moment?
[06:14] ---
    What business does a member of
    Technology Development have here?
[06:19] ---
    You have quick ears. I haven't
    even been here for very long...
[06:26] ---
    May I ask you your name?
[06:29] ---
    Death the Kid. I'm Death's son.
[06:33] ---
    Oh, so you're his son!
[06:36] ---
    Why are you here? What is my
    father scheming? Surely you know.
[06:43] ---
    Construction work.
[06:46] ---
    DWMA's drainage system
    has grown old, so I was called in.
[06:51] ---
    An obvious lie.
[06:53] ---
    He wouldn't call you all the way
    from the Oceania branch for that!
[06:56] ---
    Oh, I also need to install a new boiler
    in the hot water supply room ahead!
[07:02] ---
    That's the job of an engineer! Yes!
[07:06] ---
    There aren't any hot water
    supply rooms up ahead.
[07:09] ---
    DWMA has been focusing on retrieving
    Magic Tools these past few months.
[07:15] ---
    And then a Technology Development
    advisor is suddenly brought on board...
[07:20] ---
    It's only natural to think
    there's some correlation.
[07:26] ---
    It'd sure be nice if there were
    Magic Tool pipes that never corroded.
[07:32] ---
    Wait! I'm not through talking to you!
[07:36] ---
    Here's a tip for you.
[07:39] ---
    You overrate me too much.
[07:44] ---
    Oh, yes.
[07:46] ---
    How's Uncle Bob doing?
[07:48] ---
    Uncle Bob?
[07:49] ---
    The old man with the
    coffee shop outside of town.
[07:52] ---
    Uncle Bob's Rumba Coffee! Dancingly
    delicious! Let's dance together!
[07:52] ---
    Dancingly delicious! Uncle Bob's Rumba Coffee!
[07:59] ---
    I don't know this person.
[08:03] ---
    Oh, you don't? That's too bad.
[08:08] ---
    Hey!
[08:28] ---
    Now, then...
[08:41] ---
    I'll have to start by
    doing something with these...
[08:55] ---
    You're finished.
[08:57] ---
    That's not for you to decide!
[09:01] ---
    What?!
[09:02] ---
    Black☆Star.
[09:05] ---
    You don't understand the Enchanted Sword.
[09:09] ---
    Which is why you'll never
    be able to master it.
[09:14] ---
    Shut up! I'm the one who'll decide that!
[09:18] ---
    No, you won't.
[09:22] ---
    It's over for you, Black☆Star.
[09:25] ---
    You lose!
[09:36] ---
    I finally found you.
[09:39] ---
    Tsubaki...
[09:41] ---
    So this is where you were.
[09:46] ---
    What were you up to?
[09:48] ---
    Thinking up ways to transcend God.
[09:51] ---
    I thought so!
[09:53] ---
    Shouldn't you be in class?
[09:57] ---
    I skipped class to look for you!
[10:02] ---
    Oh, right.
[10:06] ---
    Ms. Naigus told me earlier not
    to go into Enchanted Sword Mode.
[10:10] ---
    What?
[10:11] ---
    She says it's too heavy
    of a burden on your body.
[10:15] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[10:17] ---
    I will use the Enchanted Sword.
    It's an essential strength to me.
[10:22] ---
    Yes. I know.
[10:27] ---
    You're going to transcend God, after all.
[10:35] ---
    God, huh...
[10:54] ---
    Black☆Star?
[11:03] ---
    Oh, Kid!
[11:05] ---
    Where were you?
[11:07] ---
    Oh, sorry. I had some
    things I had to look into.
[11:11] ---
    Look into?
[11:12] ---
    That's fine and all, but you
    should at least say something first.
[11:17] ---
    I'll explain the situation later,
    but I'm going to need your help now.
[11:23] ---
    Huh?
[11:24] ---
    Where were you, Kid?
[11:27] ---
    Did something happen?
[11:28] ---
    No, it's nothing.
[11:33] ---
    I can't rouse Maka or the other
    students' suspicions at this stage.
[11:38] ---
    I'll need to investigate
    carefully from now on.
[11:41] ---
    Oh, Black☆Star.
[11:44] ---
    You finally showed up.
    Do you know what time it is?
[11:49] ---
    Hey, Kid. Come with me.
[12:00] ---
    What do you want? Do you
    have business with me or something?
[12:03] ---
    Just watch, Kid.
[12:06] ---
    Hey!
[12:12] ---
    Again?!
[12:18] ---
    Curse you! H-How dare you
    destroy DWMA's symmetry!
[12:21] ---
    You idiot! You'll pay for this!
[12:24] ---
    Get down here, Kid.
[12:28] ---
    It's showdown time.
[12:30] ---
    What?
[12:39] ---
    I see. Crona did?
[12:41] ---
    Yes, Crona was acting
    strangely and seemed preoccupied.
[12:46] ---
    Tell me, Eruka. Did Crona ask you anything?
[12:52] ---
    Yes, as a matter of fact,
    he asked about what happened to Stein
[12:55] ---
    during the battle for the Brew.
[12:57] ---
    I see.
[12:59] ---
    It's unusual for that
    child to ask such things...
[13:04] ---
    Yeah, now that you mention it...
[13:07] ---
    It's a pity.
[13:11] ---
    I think the end may be
    nigh for that child...
[13:19] ---
    What's going on?
[13:21] ---
    Why are they...?
[13:23] ---
    It's what obsessed fighters do.
    It's not that surprising.
[13:27] ---
    Still...
[13:29] ---
    Sheesh.
[13:32] ---
    This time you're fighting Kid?
[13:35] ---
    The official witnesses have arrived.
[13:37] ---
    Hold on, you two! Why do
    you have to do this?! Quit it!
[13:44] ---
    Tsubaki?
[13:46] ---
    I'm sorry. But Black☆Star is doing
    this because he feels it's necessary.
[13:53] ---
    Do you know how it feels
[13:56] ---
    to have DWMA's very symmetrical,
    protruding horns broken like that?!
[14:01] ---
    Reaper Combat Art: "Sin" Stance!
[14:04] ---
    I can't stand quietly by.
[14:06] ---
    I'll beat you senseless as quickly
    as I can and then start repairing it.
[14:12] ---
    Here I come.
[14:25] ---
    How long are you going to
    keep your hands in your pockets?
[14:29] ---
    Are you hoping to beat
    me without using your hands?
[14:33] ---
    Maybe.
[14:37] ---
    Heavy...!
[14:39] ---
    He's fast...
[14:41] ---
    I can't block in time!
[14:44] ---
    He's going to hit me with his wavelength!
[14:46] ---
    You're finished.
[14:54] ---
    A dud?
[14:56] ---
    Black☆Star.
[14:59] ---
    We fought here in front of the
    main entrance the first time we met, too.
[15:03] ---
    Compared to then, my combat arts
    and power have vastly improved.
[15:09] ---
    But I see you've grown weaker.
[15:16] ---
    The loss of confidence.
[15:18] ---
    It's preventing him from
    unleashing his soul wavelength.
[15:22] ---
    Huh? That's all it takes?
[15:25] ---
    Interesting, isn't it? Even the slightest
    thing can change a soul wavelength.
[15:32] ---
    I've known Black☆Star
    since he was an infant.
[15:37] ---
    He has talent. His soul is strong.
[15:41] ---
    He works hard.
[15:43] ---
    Whether it's been against top
    students or multiple people at once,
[15:46] ---
    throughout his life he's
    defeated everyone he's come across.
[15:54] ---
    Yet, he's suffered defeat
    after defeat lately.
[16:01] ---
    Especially his fight with
    a samurai named Mifune.
[16:05] ---
    It ended in a complete defeat.
[16:11] ---
    Looking back, it's possible
    he's been a little crazy ever since.
[16:15] ---
    He was completely helpless even
    when his opponent was holding back.
[16:19] ---
    The same Black☆Star we know?
[16:22] ---
    His inability to master the Enchanted Sword
[16:25] ---
    is probably another cause
    for his loss of confidence.
[16:30] ---
    I don't blame him. Anyone with a
    weak soul would've long given it up.
[16:38] ---
    But that fool can only continue forward.
[16:43] ---
    Why are you so hasty?
[16:47] ---
    Hasty? Everyone else is just slow!
[16:51] ---
    Can't he just wait until he's grown
    up instead of pushing himself so hard?
[16:56] ---
    I was once quite handsome myself.
[16:59] ---
    Huh?
[17:01] ---
    Grownups yearn for the past,
    while kids long for the future.
[17:06] ---
    He's living in the now.
[17:08] ---
    Which is why he needs to
    be focused on the right path.
[17:12] ---
    I don't give a crap what you say.
[17:15] ---
    What's the point in living
    a cowardly, sluggish life?
[17:19] ---
    This isn't a ball game
    without a ball, you dumbass.
[17:23] ---
    Sid...
[17:24] ---
    Yeah.
[17:25] ---
    Those eyes... That wavelength...
[17:32] ---
    White☆Star...
[17:37] ---
    Is he following his father's path?
[17:41] ---
    Black☆Star!
[17:42] ---
    Forget about the broken horn now!
    Just stop!
[17:46] ---
    I can't stop...
[17:48] ---
    The moment I stop will be my death!
[18:27] ---
    What's happened to you, Black☆Star?
[18:35] ---
    Aren't you supposed to transcend God?
[18:59] ---
    Umm...
[19:02] ---
    There's no need to apologize.
[19:04] ---
    Sometimes that sort of thing
    happens when you live to your fullest.
[19:08] ---
    Still...
[19:09] ---
    What's important is what happens next.
[19:12] ---
    I just hope he'll be
    able to pull through it okay.
[19:15] ---
    I'm sure he'll be fine.
[19:18] ---
    I'm sure Black☆Star
    finally understands now.
[19:27] ---
    Yes. I hope he does.
[19:32] ---
    What are you doing? It was your idea.
[19:36] ---
    Yeah, but...
[19:38] ---
    This is irritating.
[19:40] ---
    If you don't have anything to
    say to him then just leave 'im be.
[19:44] ---
    We can't just ignore him!
    Black☆Star is one of us!
[19:49] ---
    Then quit standing around
    and do it already!
[19:52] ---
    Hold on!
[19:53] ---
    I still haven't figured
    out what to say... Wait!
[19:57] ---
    33,456. 33,457. 33,458. 33,459.
[20:07] ---
    33,460. 33,461. 33,462. 33,463. 33,464.
[20:20] ---
    33,465. 33,466. 33,467.
[20:54] ---
    Found you.
[20:59] ---
    Lady Arachne.
[21:01] ---
    I apologize for the lengthy wait.
[21:03] ---
    The Madness Amplifier has
    just been completed.
[21:08] ---
    Well done.
[21:11] ---
    Everything is set.
[21:14] ---
    Now it is my turn to take action.
[21:40] ---
    That damn old man.
[21:43] ---
    Closed for a while -Bob
[21:43] ---
    How am I supposed to dance now?
[21:56] ---
    Yoteichouwa wo kechirasu noizu
[21:58] ---
    Iru you ni katto niramu gankou
[22:00] ---
    Shinobikonda
[22:01] ---
    Garaaji de yume miteta
    ano koro to kawaranu haato
[22:04] ---
    Sou kyou to onaji asu nante konee ze
[22:06] ---
    Ore binkan ni bakusou
[22:08] ---
    Utau shinzou kanaderu biito
[22:10] ---
    Ikiteru tashikana akashi wo
[22:12] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:13] ---
    ushinatte
[22:14] ---
    Te ni shite wa
[22:15] ---
    ushinatte
[22:16] ---
    Utsurou toki no naka de
[22:18] ---
    Hitoshirezu namidashita yoru mo
[22:20] ---
    Subete wa
[22:21] ---
    koko ni atte
[22:22] ---
    Subete ga
[22:23] ---
    Tada jibun de sou sa mada
[22:25] ---
    ikeru hazu daro
[22:28] ---
    Kegarenaki hikari ga
[22:30] ---
    yamiyo wo tsuranuite
[22:32] ---
    Kono toki ga towa da to
[22:34] ---
    ima inochi ga sakenderu
[22:36] ---
    Hora kokoro no oku ni
[22:38] ---
    itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
[22:40] ---
    Mamoru beki shinjitsu wo tada
[22:43] ---
    daite yuke
[22:44] ---
    Kurikaesu mainichi no
[22:46] ---
    aranami ni nomaretemo
[22:48] ---
    mada yume kara samenu
[22:50] ---
    oretachi wa koko ni iru
[22:52] ---
    Itsumo kikoete kuru
[22:54] ---
    nakama tachi no koe ga
[22:56] ---
    Kodoku wo furiharau you ni
[22:59] ---
    machi no kaze no naka
[23:02] ---
    tada iku shika nai sa
[23:04] ---
    Shinjita ikizama wo
[23:08] ---
    Aa
[23:18] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 39:
[23:20] ---
    "Crona Runs Away...
    Please, Give Me Your Smile?" Yahoo!
[23:23] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 39:
[23:25] ---
    "Crona Runs Away...
    Please, Give Me Your Smile?"
[23:27] ---
    Please give me happiness too!
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 39:
[23:31] ---
    "Crona Runs Away...
    Please, Give Me Your Smile?"
[23:33] ---
    I'm gettin' hungry now!
[23:34] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 39:
[23:36] ---
    "Crona Runs Away...
    Please, Give Me Your Smile?"
[23:38] ---
    I haven't had many appearances lately!
[23:40] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 39:
[23:41] ---
    "Crona Runs Away...
    Please, Give Me Your Smile?"
[23:43] ---
    7 times 1 is 7. 7 times 2 is 14.
    7 times 3 is, uhh, 21?
[23:46] ---
    

E39 - Crona's Escape – Show Me Your Smile, Please?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:25] ---
    I'm telling you, your duty is over!
[00:29] ---
    Now hurry up and come
    back so you can help Medusa.
[00:34] ---
    But I don't want to leave this place.
[00:39] ---
    It doesn't make any difference
    to me. But what will Medusa say?
[00:46] ---
    I've made friends for the very first time.
[00:49] ---
    If I leave, I'll never see them again.
[00:53] ---
    Will you cut the crap?!
[00:57] ---
    Just do as you're told, moron!
[01:00] ---
    It's only a matter of time
    until they find out what you did!
[01:03] ---
    Once they learn you made Marie
    swallow one of Medusa's snakes
[01:08] ---
    and caused Stein's downfall, you'll
    get a million Reaper Chops to the head!
[01:13] ---
    And that's not all...
[01:16] ---
    I bet Maka'll be sad and cry!
[01:21] ---
    There's nothing you can do to
    change the fact that you betrayed them!
[01:41] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:42] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:45] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[01:49] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[01:52] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:54] ---
    If you want it
[01:57] ---
    you can see for yourself
[02:01] ---
    any world at all
[02:05] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:09] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[02:16] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[02:20] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[02:23] ---
    and hung up a
[02:26] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:28] ---
    if you believe in me!
[02:32] ---
    When You're
[02:33] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:36] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:39] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[02:43] ---
    like the moon
[03:06] ---
    Come out, damn you!
[03:10] ---
    We came all this way!
    You could at least offer a cup of tea!
[03:15] ---
    That's enough!
[03:17] ---
    Huh?
[03:18] ---
    We're dealing with a Kishin.
[03:20] ---
    Your shouting is no more
    than a flea's sneeze to him.
[03:24] ---
    Then that makes you a flea's crap.
[03:28] ---
    You wanna fight?!
[03:34] ---
    Lady Arachne! Please wait!
    Allow us to go first!
[03:54] ---
    I will continue by myself now.
[03:59] ---
    Lady Arachne...
[04:04] ---
    "Crona Runs Away...
    Please, Give Me Your Smile?"
[04:20] ---
    Kishin Asura. My name is Arachne.
[04:24] ---
    I have come to pay you worship.
[04:29] ---
    Will you not show yourself to me?
[04:35] ---
    You're as easily frightened
    as the rumors say.
[04:38] ---
    Have you secluded yourself deep in
    these mountains to restore your soul?
[04:43] ---
    Or perhaps as a way to avoid Death?
[04:53] ---
    Stop playing hide-and-seek and come out.
[04:57] ---
    Leave.
[05:03] ---
    What an adorable boy,
    afraid of a lone woman.
[05:24] ---
    I found you.
[05:27] ---
    I've been looking everywhere for you.
[05:30] ---
    What are you scheming, woman?
[05:34] ---
    The time has come to
    destroy Death once and for all.
[05:38] ---
    I want you to fight alongside me.
[05:43] ---
    For 800 years I have kept the
    flames of hate-filled revenge burning.
[05:48] ---
    I believe the same is true for you.
[05:57] ---
    Working together is our
    only chance of victory.
[06:01] ---
    Do you want to be skinned
    and sealed in darkness again?
[06:06] ---
    Come, let us go together!
    I will protect you with my life!
[06:26] ---
    You feel it, don't you?
[06:28] ---
    My heartbeat... My mind...
[06:34] ---
    There isn't a shred of dishonesty...
[06:41] ---
    Hey, Crona. You should be part
    of our next Resonance Link practice!
[06:46] ---
    With you, I bet we'll
    have incredible power!
[06:49] ---
    O-Okay...
[06:50] ---
    Don't worry! I'll whip you into shape!
[06:54] ---
    Okay...
[06:55] ---
    Here, Crona! Eat lots!
[06:58] ---
    Okay...
[06:59] ---
    Your face is tough to look
    at but your cooking's good!
[07:04] ---
    I didn't make this.
[07:06] ---
    Ms. Marie made it for us!
[07:06] ---
    Good luck with practice!
[07:10] ---
    She still thinks about us even when
    she's so busy looking after Dr. Stein...
[07:16] ---
    The doc's enemy is going down!
[07:19] ---
    But first I need to store up some energy!
[07:22] ---
    Hey, what do you say we go visit Dr. Stein?
[07:25] ---
    I'm sure he'll be delighted
    if you come too, Crona!
[07:29] ---
    I-I-I have to go to the bathroom...
[07:33] ---
    Go by yourself, then! I'm eating here!
[07:36] ---
    Hey, wait, you!
    Crona?
[07:39] ---
    I haven't had enough to eat yet!
[07:42] ---
    What's with them?
[07:55] ---
    Exchange Diary
[07:56] ---
    I can't tell them...
    I can't tell them the truth...
[08:02] ---
    Ragnarok is right. I can't
    stay here any longer.
[08:10] ---
    You're a very good child...
[08:13] ---
    You finally understand that
    I am the only one you can return to.
[08:23] ---
    L-Lady Medusa...
[08:33] ---
    What are you doing,
    dropping something so important?
[08:39] ---
    Maka...
[08:45] ---
    Umm...
[08:47] ---
    C-C-Can I ask you something?
[08:51] ---
    Of course! Ask anything at all!
[08:53] ---
    Umm, about your mother...
[08:56] ---
    Oh, my mom disappeared.
[09:00] ---
    D-Disappeared?!
[09:02] ---
    Sometimes she sends postcards and stuff.
[09:05] ---
    It sounds like she's
    traveling all over the world.
[09:09] ---
    I wonder where she is and
    how she's doing now.
[09:12] ---
    Leaving her child behind and disappearing...
    That's a lot to suddenly handle.
[09:16] ---
    Wh-Wh-What is she like?
[09:20] ---
    Like a hippo, I guess.
    A h-hippo?
[09:24] ---
    She's strong, stout, and
    uncontrollable when she's mad,
[09:28] ---
    but she also has an air of tranquility.
[09:32] ---
    I can't picture that at all...
[09:34] ---
    Th-Th-Then, what's your best memory of her?
[09:41] ---
    When she got divorced, I guess.
[09:43] ---
    Huh?
[09:45] ---
    She was so cool then!
[09:49] ---
    That's not right...
    That's not right at all, Maka...
[09:53] ---
    Did I say something weird?
[09:56] ---
    Oh, no...
[09:59] ---
    Say, how do you feel about your mother?
[10:06] ---
    I love her, of course!
[10:13] ---
    Anyway, do you not need
    to use the bathroom anymore?
[10:16] ---
    No...
[10:20] ---
    I need 800 tons of fresh concrete
    and 200 tons of reinforced steel.
[10:25] ---
    And put in a rush order for 30,000
    bearings 550 millimeters in diameter.
[10:30] ---
    Are you building a
    high-rise building or something?
[10:35] ---
    I'll do whatever Lord Death asks,
[10:38] ---
    whether it's working on leaky
    pipes or building construction.
[10:42] ---
    You're a tough man to deal with.
[10:44] ---
    Oh, I have one more favor to ask.
[10:50] ---
    Let me know if you see
    Uncle Bob, the coffee shop guy.
[10:53] ---
    His Rumba Coffee is the
    only thing that gets me dancing.
[10:57] ---
    I forgot to tell you something too.
[11:01] ---
    You should probably wear
    safer footwear than sandals.
[11:07] ---
    I can't just change my trademark like that.
[11:12] ---
    Joe Buttataki...
[11:14] ---
    He's as difficult to grasp
    as steam in a cup...
[11:20] ---
    Why does he irritate me so?
[11:22] ---
    Is it because he's somewhat like my father?
[11:27] ---
    He deceives others with a smiling
    mask, never revealing his true form...
[11:43] ---
    Precise and exact!
[11:50] ---
    What is the meaning of this?!
    It's in absolute shambles!
[12:04] ---
    Who would do something this childish?!
[12:06] ---
    Well, we lost him.
[12:06] ---
    Noooo!
[12:08] ---
    What?!
[12:11] ---
    Where'd he go?!
[12:12] ---
    Hiyaaah!
    Knock that off!
[12:20] ---
    What troublesome kids.
[12:23] ---
    Why do they want to know the truth?
[12:25] ---
    They don't even appreciate
    the flavor of coffee.
[12:30] ---
    It was empty when I came by this afternoon.
[12:44] ---
    Maybe he left.
[12:46] ---
    What are you talking about?
[12:48] ---
    He's been acting strange lately.
    It was too much for him.
[12:54] ---
    It was painful for him to be with us.
[12:58] ---
    You didn't notice?
[13:04] ---
    Whatever the case, Lord Death
    won't like the sound of this one bit.
[13:09] ---
    I have to go...
[13:11] ---
    Hold on, Maka!
[13:14] ---
    Sheesh. Rushing off to
    nowhere in particular...
[13:33] ---
    Crona! Where are you?
[13:36] ---
    Where did you go?!
[13:46] ---
    Why? I don't understand!
[13:52] ---
    You didn't really leave, did you, Crona?
[14:08] ---
    What a relief! Now I never have
    to see their annoying faces again!
[14:13] ---
    A couple days back at home and
    you'll forget all about DWMA too!
[14:18] ---
    I'm not going back to Lady Medusa.
[14:21] ---
    Huh?!
[14:22] ---
    I only want to go somewhere
    where there are no people.
[14:25] ---
    A lousy bean sprout like
    you can't survive on your own!
[14:29] ---
    What about food?
[14:31] ---
    If you ain't going back to
    Medusa, then go back to DWMA!
[14:35] ---
    Quit it! You know I can't go back!
[14:40] ---
    Being treated so nicely after lying
    to them causes nothing but pain...
[14:45] ---
    Shut up, you know-nothing nincompoop!
[14:48] ---
    Q-Quit it! Quit it!
[15:00] ---
    Please forgive me, Lady Arachne.
[15:03] ---
    I offer my utmost apologies
    for being unable to help you
[15:07] ---
    while you were being put
    through such agony!
[15:11] ---
    I was able to invite the Kishin here.
[15:15] ---
    I would prefer a celebratory
    drink rather than tears.
[15:18] ---
    Yes! Right here!
[15:21] ---
    All set here, too.
[15:24] ---
    Though he did snack on a couple
    cronies while I led him to the bedroom.
[15:31] ---
    He's just like a child
    trembling in the darkness.
[15:35] ---
    He needs to be soothed first.
[15:40] ---
    Yuck.
[15:44] ---
    How long are we gonna stay here?!
    We're gonna wind up sun-baked!
[15:48] ---
    I don't want to go anywhere anymore.
[15:51] ---
    I guess I really do feel most
    relaxed where there's no one around.
[15:55] ---
    So hot... This is bad...
    My body's gonna evaporate...
[16:04] ---
    An ocean-less beach, just like then...
[16:10] ---
    We met on an ocean-less beach...
[16:15] ---
    Please be my friend!
[16:19] ---
    You smell nice, like the sun...
[16:23] ---
    We're almost like night and day.
    We could never have been friends.
[16:31] ---
    A short dream... I should
    just forget it happened...
[16:37] ---
    Crona!
[16:40] ---
    Crona!
[16:43] ---
    You're sure this is the right way?
[16:45] ---
    Yeah! I'm definitely sensing Crona's soul!
[16:49] ---
    Crona!
[16:52] ---
    Maka...
[16:55] ---
    Stop, Soul!
[17:01] ---
    Crona!
[17:02] ---
    I finally found you!
    We'll get you out of there right away!
[17:04] ---
    Hey, Soul! Give me a hand!
[17:06] ---
    Why did you come?
[17:09] ---
    I didn't ask for your help...
[17:13] ---
    Leave...
[17:16] ---
    Leave!
[17:20] ---
    Crona?
[17:22] ---
    You don't understand anything about me.
[17:26] ---
    Just leave me alone!
[17:30] ---
    I-I betrayed you...
[17:35] ---
    It's m-my fault that D-Dr.
    Stein has gone crazy.
[17:41] ---
    I-I had Ms. Marie swallow
    one of Lady Medusa's snakes...
[17:48] ---
    Sh-She didn't suspect a thing.
[17:51] ---
    She praised me and said
    I was a really good person...!
[17:55] ---
    That's what she gets for caring about me.
[17:59] ---
    She's so stupid, being nice
    to people and trusting them!
[18:04] ---
    She's so lame!
[18:06] ---
    Hey.
[18:09] ---
    Stay right where you are.
[18:11] ---
    Maka... Hey!
[18:21] ---
    I won't let you talk bad
    about yourself anymore!
[18:28] ---
    For someone who's a timid weakling
[18:30] ---
    you're quick to hurt yourself,
    always thinking about others.
[18:36] ---
    Plus...
[18:38] ---
    I know.
[18:41] ---
    You have a really cute smile.
[18:49] ---
    Medusa had you do it, right?! You did
    it because you had no choice, right?!
[18:52] ---
    You should've said so!
[18:58] ---
    I-I-I couldn't...
[19:04] ---
    Sh-She's my mother...
[19:09] ---
    I h-hate her... B-But... it hurts...
[19:18] ---
    I-I don't want to hurt anyone else...!
[19:23] ---
    I don't want to make anyone sad...!
[19:26] ---
    I don't want to have to leave you, Maka!
[19:33] ---
    I-I'm a weakling, s-so
    I might betray you again...
[19:41] ---
    I'll never let it happen again. Never!
[19:47] ---
    So let's go home...
[20:01] ---
    You two just had to fall down there.
[20:04] ---
    How are you planning on
    getting back up now?
[20:08] ---
    Sheesh.
[20:09] ---
    That's not cool at all.
[20:15] ---
    I understand how you feel...
[20:18] ---
    Contract
[20:18] ---
    but Crona's signature is right here.
[20:21] ---
    Those who break their
    contracts are thrown out.
[20:25] ---
    This is an essential principle
    to uphold the global order.
[20:30] ---
    Crona regrets it!
[20:32] ---
    Crona even wants to apologize
    to Dr. Stein and Ms. Marie directly!
[20:36] ---
    Maka.
[20:38] ---
    This isn't something an apology can fix.
[20:41] ---
    Crona did something inexcusable.
[20:44] ---
    You're in no position to talk, Dad.
[20:48] ---
    You constantly broke your
    promises to me and Mom!
[20:52] ---
    How many times have you
    said you'd never cheat again?!
[20:56] ---
    You aren't a spoiled child.
    You know how serious this is.
[21:00] ---
    No, I don't! And I don't want to know!
[21:05] ---
    You know Crona's not at fault...
[21:10] ---
    Lord Death!
[21:13] ---
    A report from the defense squad!
[21:15] ---
    She's appeared!
[21:17] ---
    "She"?
[21:20] ---
    The snake-keeping woman...
[21:31] ---
    Medusa.
[21:39] ---
    What is the meaning of this?
[21:42] ---
    I do not intend to fight.
[21:45] ---
    I surrender.
[21:56] ---
    Noise that disrupts the
    predetermined harmony
[21:58] ---
    A sharp, piercing look in the eyes
[22:00] ---
    It snuck in
[22:01] ---
    Hearts no different from when
    we used to dream in the garage
[22:04] ---
    That's right, no tomorrow
    will be the same as today
[22:06] ---
    I drive wildly and sensitively
[22:08] ---
    A singing heart, a playing beat
[22:10] ---
    Certain proof that you're alive
[22:12] ---
    You gain some
[22:13] ---
    and then lose some
[22:14] ---
    You gain some
[22:15] ---
    and then lose some
[22:16] ---
    Let's move through the times
[22:18] ---
    Even on nights of crying secret tears
[22:20] ---
    It's all
[22:21] ---
    right here
[22:22] ---
    It all is
[22:22] ---
    That's right, I should still
[22:25] ---
    be able to go on by myself
[22:28] ---
    An untarnished light
[22:30] ---
    pierces the moonless night
[22:32] ---
    Right now my life is screaming
[22:34] ---
    that this moment will go on forever
[22:36] ---
    See, deep in my heart
[22:38] ---
    there's always an image of you
[22:40] ---
    Simply embrace the truth
[22:43] ---
    that should be upheld and go
[22:44] ---
    Even if you should be swallowed
[22:46] ---
    by the rough waves of the daily grind
[22:48] ---
    we'll still be right here
[22:50] ---
    still dreaming on
[22:52] ---
    I can always hear them,
[22:54] ---
    the voices of my friends
[22:56] ---
    My only choice is to go on
[22:59] ---
    amid the wind in the city
[23:02] ---
    as if casting off loneliness
[23:04] ---
    The way of life I believed in
[23:08] ---
    Aah
[23:18] ---
    Wasn't that a nice episode, Sis?
[23:21] ---
    Yeah! It was a tearjerking episode!
[23:24] ---
    Wasn't that a tearjerking episode, Sis?
[23:26] ---
    Yeah! It really hit me hard!
[23:29] ---
    Wasn't that a hard-hitting episode, Sis?
[23:31] ---
    Yeah! But doesn't that
    sound kind of strange?
[23:35] ---
    But you're the one who said it!
[23:37] ---
    Oh...
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 40:
[23:40] ---
    "The Cards are Cut...
    Medusa Surrenders to DWMA?"
[23:44] ---
    Japanese is tough!
[23:46] ---
    

E40 - The Cards Are Cut – Medusa Surrenders to the DWMA?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:40] ---
    I’ve come to make a deal.
[00:41] ---
    I've... come to make a deal.
[00:59] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:00] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:03] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[01:07] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[01:10] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:12] ---
    If you want it
[01:15] ---
    you can see for yourself
[01:19] ---
    any world at all
[01:23] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[01:28] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[01:34] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[01:38] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[01:41] ---
    and hung up a
[01:44] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[01:46] ---
    if you believe in me!
[01:50] ---
    When You're
[01:51] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[01:54] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[01:57] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[02:01] ---
    like the moon
[02:33] ---
    She's here. Even with her
    Soul Protect on, I can sense her.
[02:38] ---
    Medusa is on the other side of this door...
[02:43] ---
    Is someone there?
[02:46] ---
    I'm thirsty. Do you think
    I could have a cup of water?
[02:50] ---
    She's the one who...
[02:57] ---
    Medusa!
[02:58] ---
    Oh, it's a girl's voice!
    Is there something I can do for you?
[03:04] ---
    It's your fault!
[03:06] ---
    What are you talking about?
    I don't know what you mean.
[03:10] ---
    It's your fault that Crona was hurt!
[03:13] ---
    Oh, are you a friend of
    Crona? Is Crona doing well?
[03:18] ---
    I know you've been using
    Crona this entire time!
[03:22] ---
    I was worried. Crona is a
    bit faint-hearted, you see.
[03:27] ---
    How can you make Crona do those
    things?! And you call yourself a parent?!
[03:31] ---
    I'd love to see Crona if I could.
    We haven't seen each other in so long.
[03:38] ---
    Don't play innocent.
[03:39] ---
    But what would Crona say
    upon seeing the form I'm in now?
[03:44] ---
    I said don't play innocent!
[03:48] ---
    Calm down, Maka.
[03:50] ---
    Just forget about it.
[03:52] ---
    There's no way we can expect a straight
    conversation from someone like her.
[03:57] ---
    Hey, Medusa.
[03:58] ---
    Have fun spending the rest of
    your life in that pitch-dark prison cell.
[04:01] ---
    It'll suit your death perfectly.
[04:05] ---
    Let's go.
[04:16] ---
    Sorry, but I don't think it's
    going to turn out that way.
[04:22] ---
    Right, Dr. Stein?
[04:33] ---
    "The Cards are Cut...
    Medusa Surrenders to the DWMA?"
[04:39] ---
    What a surprise.
[04:42] ---
    Who would've guessed that Medusa was alive
[04:45] ---
    and that she would surrender
    herself to DWMA...
[04:49] ---
    I'm sorry.
[04:52] ---
    I was certain that we
    had defeated her then, but...
[04:57] ---
    Well, this is a witch we're dealing with.
    Anything's possible with them.
[05:03] ---
    The real problem is what happens now.
[05:06] ---
    We're dealing with Medusa.
    She's one tough and tricky customer.
[05:14] ---
    Why have you come here?
[05:17] ---
    To see you.
[05:19] ---
    Do you really think you
    can leave safe and sound?
[05:23] ---
    The world is always in motion.
[05:26] ---
    Besides, you know I'm not the type
    of woman to take on a fight I can't win.
[05:34] ---
    I wonder.
[05:35] ---
    Are you all right, Dr. Stein?
    Your voice is trembling.
[05:41] ---
    Poor thing. The madness is
    continuing to eat away at you.
[05:46] ---
    Is this really the time
    to worry about others?
[05:49] ---
    I need you...
[05:54] ---
    So come with me...
[05:56] ---
    I somehow doubt you came all this
    way and surrendered just to say that.
[06:01] ---
    As long as you're bound by
    discipline and order, you can't be helped.
[06:06] ---
    Join me.
[06:08] ---
    Together, we can witness
    the moment a new world is born!
[06:14] ---
    The time is near... Join me...
[06:20] ---
    I...
[06:21] ---
    I'm sorry to interrupt your fun.
[06:25] ---
    Go home, Stein.
    You're supposed to be under house arrest.
[06:38] ---
    You're coming with me, Medusa.
[06:44] ---
    Where are you taking me?
[06:48] ---
    You're going to interrogate
    me, Death Scythe?
[06:54] ---
    Why do I have to wear this,
    Mister? It gives my hands ouchies!
[07:01] ---
    Give it up. I won't fall for that.
[07:04] ---
    Oh, but you talked to me.
    I'd call that progress.
[07:11] ---
    I'll have you talking soon enough.
[07:22] ---
    Now, then. Shall we begin?
[07:25] ---
    Your empty threats won't work on me.
[07:29] ---
    You can't do anything to
    this body that I've borrowed.
[07:37] ---
    She's taken everything
    into consideration, huh?
[07:43] ---
    As a parent yourself, you know
    you should give that body back.
[07:48] ---
    I'm only borrowing it until I've
    stored up enough magic power.
[07:51] ---
    I'll give it back someday.
[07:53] ---
    There's not even a shred of decency in you.
[07:56] ---
    Oh, is it really nice to say that?
[07:59] ---
    I might just end up being
    your savior, you know.
[08:03] ---
    Huh?
[08:04] ---
    I have information DWMA
    would consider valuable.
[08:09] ---
    Information?
[08:12] ---
    I request a meeting with Death.
[08:15] ---
    Don't be stupid! You know we
    can't accept a request like that!
[08:21] ---
    Do you think we'd believe any
    information you gave us anyway?
[08:25] ---
    I thought you might say that.
[08:28] ---
    Then I'll make you believe.
[08:40] ---
    In life, shovels suited me to a T.
[08:46] ---
    But what could ol' Medusa
    have left in a place like this?
[09:06] ---
    Is this... the Brew?!
[09:17] ---
    The test results indicate
    that this is the real Brew.
[09:21] ---
    Meaning she wants to talk with me directly?
[09:25] ---
    She says it's time to make a deal now.
[09:29] ---
    A deal, huh?
[09:31] ---
    Honestly, now. What is she thinking,
    handing over the Brew just like that?
[09:38] ---
    Just the fact she had the
    Brew was a surprise in itself.
[09:43] ---
    Lord Death. There's no doubt she's
    trying to use DWMA for something.
[09:48] ---
    Indeed.
[09:51] ---
    But, even so, it sounds
    like I'll need to meet with her.
[09:56] ---
    Then...?!
[09:57] ---
    Yup! Could you call her here right away?!
[10:07] ---
    Death...
[10:09] ---
    You sure have caused us a lot of trouble.
[10:13] ---
    Thanks to you, the world
    is a real mess now.
[10:17] ---
    Even so, I appreciate
    you giving me a little trust.
[10:23] ---
    I hate to ask, but do you think you
    could remove this restraining device first?
[10:28] ---
    Surely it's unnecessary in your presence.
[10:33] ---
    Surely something that simple
    would be easy for you to remove.
[10:39] ---
    There's no point if I remove it myself.
[10:46] ---
    Try anything funny and I'll
    cut you apart without a warning.
[10:55] ---
    Reaper Chop!
[10:59] ---
    Hold on, Lord Death...
[11:01] ---
    Oh, come on, I'm allowed one freebie.
[11:06] ---
    Yes, this is the DWMA pace I hate so much!
[11:11] ---
    It took everything I had to keep up
    with it when I was the school nurse!
[11:16] ---
    Yoink!
[11:18] ---
    So, what is this "deal"?
[11:20] ---
    M-My panties...
[11:22] ---
    He's completely self-indulgent!
    I didn't count on this!
[11:26] ---
    For now, could you put me down?
[11:31] ---
    Pumpkin panties!
[11:33] ---
    Maka used to wear them when
    she was little! She was so adorable!
[11:39] ---
    I think I might go crazy...
[11:41] ---
    I need to get things moving at my pace!
[11:45] ---
    So, let's return to the matter at hand.
[11:47] ---
    What do you think of grown
    women wearing pumpkin panties?
[11:51] ---
    What's wrong with that? They used
    to wear them a decade or so ago.
[11:56] ---
    But it seems a little perverted nowadays.
[11:58] ---
    Now they've started a
    discussion about panties!
[12:02] ---
    Knock it off, you two!
[12:04] ---
    Oh, it was rude to talk
    about that in front of a girl.
[12:07] ---
    I don't care about that!
[12:10] ---
    So, what's this "deal"?
[12:13] ---
    Put me down!
[12:15] ---
    Pumpkin panties!
[12:18] ---
    Any more of that and I'll kill you!
[12:20] ---
    I guess she can't take a joke.
[12:23] ---
    Layering things is a basic
    part of comedy too...
[12:28] ---
    It's lasagna!
[12:29] ---
    Yes, lasagna!
[12:30] ---
    Lasagna refers to the repetition
    or layering of the same gag
[12:30] ---
    So let's give her three more lasagnas!
[12:34] ---
    Wait, she's stepped way back!
[12:36] ---
    Hey! Come back! I won't
    pick you up anymore!
[12:41] ---
    Promise?
[12:44] ---
    Are you ready now?
[12:46] ---
    The deal won't be unprofitable for you.
[12:51] ---
    In fact, I think this is the information
    you currently most want to know.
[12:55] ---
    Why don't you quit beating
    around the bush and come out with it?
[13:04] ---
    I'll pick you up again if
    you don't hurry and say it.
[13:07] ---
    You already have!
    Pumpkin panties!
[13:10] ---
    Will you stop with that?!
[13:13] ---
    All right, all right!
    I'll get to the point!
[13:17] ---
    Sheesh...
[13:22] ---
    What I have to offer...
[13:25] ---
    is the Kishin's location.
[13:29] ---
    Don't be stupid! DWMA has been
    exhausting every avenue to find him
[13:32] ---
    and hasn't even found a trace yet!
[13:34] ---
    Can you prove this
    information of yours isn't false?
[13:39] ---
    I can't, aside from asking you to trust me.
[13:46] ---
    Then tell us the location first!
    We'll go and check for ourselves!
[13:50] ---
    I'm not that good-natured.
[13:53] ---
    What?
[13:54] ---
    If I did that, it would
    no longer be a deal.
[13:58] ---
    What is it you want?
[14:00] ---
    Nothing much.
[14:02] ---
    A guarantee of safety
    for me and my friends,
[14:06] ---
    as well as their immediate
    release from custody.
[14:10] ---
    That's all?
[14:11] ---
    Yes, that's all.
[14:13] ---
    Hmm, but we can't afford
    to give in to those requests.
[14:19] ---
    Then you'll choose to continue
    dancing in the palm of Arachne's hand?
[14:25] ---
    Arachne?
[14:27] ---
    What do you mean?!
[14:28] ---
    Are you saying Arachnophobia
    and the Kishin are in cahoots?!
[14:32] ---
    You'll know soon.
[14:51] ---
    Don't worry. I'll protect you.
[14:57] ---
    I'll always be by your side.
[15:02] ---
    I'll eradicate everything
    that makes you feel uneasy.
[15:08] ---
    So don't worry...
[15:14] ---
    Mosquito.
[15:17] ---
    Yes!
[15:19] ---
    Activate the Madness Amplifier!
[16:13] ---
    What is this?!
[16:15] ---
    It looks like it's begun.
[16:18] ---
    Would you mind explaining?
[16:23] ---
    Arachne has brought the Kishin to her side.
[16:26] ---
    She's using his power to try to
    spread madness throughout the world.
[16:31] ---
    Too bad, Medusa. The deal's off now.
[16:36] ---
    Oh? Why is that?
[16:38] ---
    Given how strong this
    madness wavelength is,
[16:40] ---
    it'll be a cinch to locate its source!
[16:43] ---
    Unfortunately, that won't be possible.
[16:46] ---
    What?
[16:47] ---
    Arachne has established
    relay points throughout the world
[16:51] ---
    to cleverly conceal the
    source of the madness wavelength.
[16:55] ---
    While you're busy checking every single one
[16:57] ---
    the world will be swallowed in madness.
[17:01] ---
    What do you say, Lord Death?
    Do we have a deal or not?
[17:09] ---
    Do you think we could
    have a moment to talk it over?
[17:18] ---
    Medusa's aim is clear:
[17:21] ---
    get DWMA into a fight with Arachnophobia
    and hope they defeat each other,
[17:28] ---
    maybe while she watches from high above?
[17:33] ---
    If you have that much figured out, then...
[17:35] ---
    That said, we can't simply
    ignore the current situation.
[17:41] ---
    Then what are we going to do?!
[17:43] ---
    Hmm, what should we do?
[17:47] ---
    Obtain the information and take out
    the Kishin and Arachne in one swoop,
[17:53] ---
    or take the easier route
    and get rid of Medusa first?
[17:59] ---
    No worries. They'll be
    forced to accept my deal.
[18:08] ---
    They have no other options. I've won.
[18:17] ---
    But, if I happen to be wrong, then...
[18:27] ---
    which will they choose?
[18:43] ---
    Medusa.
[18:50] ---
    You're free to go.
[18:59] ---
    What's going on? What happened?
[19:01] ---
    Maka...
[19:04] ---
    You should take a good,
    long look at this yourself.
[19:08] ---
    You'll understand when you see.
[19:10] ---
    Excuse me, let me through...
[19:18] ---
    Medusa!
[19:19] ---
    Whoa, what's going on here?!
[19:22] ---
    I don't know the details.
    But DWMA made a deal with Medusa.
[19:28] ---
    Why?!
[19:31] ---
    That's what I'd like to know.
[19:35] ---
    Don't worry, Maka!
[19:38] ---
    This ain't over yet!
    We'll have plenty of chances!
[19:42] ---
    I will kick the crap out of her!
[19:45] ---
    And when I do, I'll let
    you have a piece of her too!
[20:24] ---
    This is Father's way of doing things?!
[20:35] ---
    Why?
[20:36] ---
    Why is this being allowed?! Why?!
[20:42] ---
    Death and DWMA...
[20:45] ---
    From now on, you will
    dance in the palm of my hands...
[21:06] ---
    Stein?
[21:08] ---
    Sheesh, you didn't even
    turn on the lights...
[21:16] ---
    Stein?
[21:29] ---
    Stein?!
[21:35] ---
    Stein!
[21:41] ---
    That night…
[21:42] ---
    That night...
[21:44] ---
    …Dr. Stein disappeared.
[21:45] ---
    Dr. Stein disappeared.
[22:05] ---
    With dry lips
[22:08] ---
    exposed to the
[22:12] ---
    icy sun
[22:16] ---
    my overflowing tears
[22:18] ---
    scrape against me
[22:22] ---
    with tremendous brightness
[22:25] ---
    So I sought you
[22:27] ---
    to fill in the gaps
[22:30] ---
    left by what I lack,
[22:35] ---
    only to gather up
[22:37] ---
    the sadness passed through
[22:42] ---
    our touching fingers
[22:45] ---
    If you claim the wish
[22:48] ---
    deep in my heartbeat
[22:51] ---
    as being destiny
[22:55] ---
    then the memories
[22:59] ---
    and lost remnants
[23:02] ---
    you left behind
[23:05] ---
    are still
[23:07] ---
    abandoned
[23:10] ---
    even now
[23:18] ---
    Doc! Where did you go?! Doc!
[23:21] ---
    Okay, here's the question!
    Where did Dr. Stein go?
[23:24] ---
    (1) Shopping at a nearby convenience store
[23:27] ---
    (2) A cabaret club with my dad
[23:29] ---
    (3) Somewhere far away
[23:32] ---
    - -♪1!
    Correct!
[23:33] ---
    So next week's episode will
    begin as if nothing happened!
[23:37] ---
    - -You can't be serious!
    Of course I'm not!
[23:39] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 41:
[23:41] ---
    "Twirl 'Round and 'Round...
    A New World in Which the Doc Dances?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:46] ---
    

E41 - Twirl 'Round and 'Round – A New World in Which the Doc Dances?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:29] ---
    Hurry... Hurry, Stein...
[00:33] ---
    Cast off your false skin.
[00:36] ---
    Walk, obeying the pull of your flesh.
[00:40] ---
    The light at the exit
    is coming into view...
[00:43] ---
    Stop, Stein.
[00:49] ---
    Where do you think you're going?
    You're under house arrest.
[00:53] ---
    I'm trying to find my way home.
    I became lost in this heavy fog.
[00:59] ---
    STOP
[01:00] ---
    You've been possessed
    by the madness, haven't you?
[01:04] ---
    Don't be silly.
[01:09] ---
    I'm a guard dog loyal to order.
[01:13] ---
    I protect the gate in order
    to keep madness out.
[01:17] ---
    Approach the gate again and...
[01:33] ---
    What's going on?
[01:50] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:51] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:54] ---
    iki o hisomete
[01:58] ---
    matteiru Deadly Night
[02:01] ---
    Don't Scary
[02:03] ---
    kimi ga nozomeba
[02:06] ---
    donna sekai mo
[02:10] ---
    sono me ni utsuseru kara
[02:14] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:18] ---
    kowai yume da toshitemo
[02:25] ---
    Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
[02:29] ---
    hoshi o kudaki
[02:32] ---
    kazari tsuketa
[02:35] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:37] ---
    shinjite kureta nara!
[02:40] ---
    When You're
[02:42] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:45] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:48] ---
    miagereba kagayaku
[02:52] ---
    tsuki no you ni
[03:07] ---
    Where is everyone?
[03:09] ---
    I guess this means morning
    practice is canceled.
[03:14] ---
    Knowing them, they're probably
    so afraid of the madness wavelength
[03:17] ---
    that they can't step outside!
[03:19] ---
    I bet they're shaking beneath
    their blankets as we speak!
[03:22] ---
    But don't you worry!
[03:25] ---
    I'll kill that measly
    Kishin in one second flat!
[03:29] ---
    With me there, it wouldn't
    even take a second.
[03:32] ---
    Soul...
[03:33] ---
    Hey.
[03:37] ---
    Don't act tough and then wet your pants!
[03:40] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[03:41] ---
    Where's Maka?
[03:43] ---
    Yeah, she says she's not coming today.
[03:47] ---
    She's really concerned
    about the doc and Crona.
[03:54] ---
    Just hang in there a little longer.
[03:57] ---
    They let Medusa go free,
    so I'm sure they'll let you go too.
[04:04] ---
    Hey, what happened to Dr. Stein?
    Has he still not come back?
[04:11] ---
    Tell me. Does his disappearance
    have something to do with Lady Medusa?
[04:19] ---
    It might.
[04:21] ---
    But there's nothing to worry about.
[04:24] ---
    You know the doc. I'm sure
    he'll come back to us eventually.
[04:33] ---
    You're calling off the search? But why?
[04:37] ---
    Stein has left the city.
[04:39] ---
    Given the circumstances, we can't
    spare any more manpower to find him.
[04:45] ---
    I know exactly where he's going.
[04:48] ---
    He's following after Medusa.
[04:50] ---
    If so, that makes things even worse.
[04:53] ---
    DWMA can't do anything
    to that witch, you see.
[04:58] ---
    You have a duty waiting
    for you as a Death Scythe.
[05:02] ---
    Return to DWMA as quickly as possible.
[05:04] ---
    You don't care?! Not as a Death
    Scythe, but as a former partner?!
[05:09] ---
    Are you just going to give up like this?!
[05:13] ---
    He's been fighting it this entire time.
    The madness inside him...
[05:23] ---
    He won't lose to it that easily.
[05:34] ---
    Way to go, Medusa!
[05:36] ---
    No witch has ever succeeded
    in making a deal with Death!
[05:41] ---
    Now we simply sit back and watch
[05:44] ---
    as our two prey, Death
    and Arachne, kill one another.
[05:49] ---
    But if things don't go as planned,
[05:52] ---
    two ferocious beasts
    will attack us simultaneously.
[05:57] ---
    Death won't break our agreement.
[06:01] ---
    Plus, I'm not convinced Arachne
    will be able to control the Kishin well.
[06:07] ---
    We'll make our next move
    when the time is right.
[06:10] ---
    Where are you going now?
[06:14] ---
    To greet a lover.
[06:22] ---
    "Twirl 'Round and 'Round...
    A New World in Which the Doc Dances?"
[06:38] ---
    Don't cry.
[06:41] ---
    Beyond the forest of
    suffering awaits a lake of delight.
[06:48] ---
    No matter how lost you get,
    there's still only one exit.
[06:52] ---
    Are all of you lost too?
[06:56] ---
    "All of you"?
[06:59] ---
    I've always been all alone.
[07:03] ---
    So I'm really happy that I met you.
[07:09] ---
    Follow me.
[07:11] ---
    There's a gate ahead
    that leads to the exit.
[07:23] ---
    She's a witch, you know.
[07:34] ---
    You can't stay here forever.
[07:37] ---
    Isn't there someone waiting for you?
[07:40] ---
    You can leave through the gate.
[07:43] ---
    But watch out for the witch.
[07:45] ---
    You'll never reach the exit
    if you bring madness with you.
[07:51] ---
    What should I do?
[07:52] ---
    That's simple.
[07:54] ---
    Just think deep down about
    the place you should return to.
[07:58] ---
    Think deep down...
[08:01] ---
    Who are you?
[08:08] ---
    I'm picking up zero
    magic energy. It's still asleep.
[08:13] ---
    Hit it with wavelengths
    and force it to wake up?
[08:16] ---
    No, there's gotta be a trick to it...
[08:22] ---
    My head's about to take a nap
    because of all this bad coffee!
[08:29] ---
    Ugh!
[08:33] ---
    What's this?
[08:36] ---
    This is a huge discovery!
[08:39] ---
    Who would've guessed there was
    a hidden page in the Book of Eibon?!
[08:43] ---
    I found the answer there.
[08:46] ---
    To activate the Brew, we need a
    Magic Tool that serves as the key.
[08:50] ---
    We should send out a
    search team immediately.
[08:52] ---
    This is the perfect assignment for Kid.
[08:57] ---
    He's been kind of standoffish lately.
    Do you think he'll agree to it?
[09:03] ---
    He must be suspicious of our activities.
[09:06] ---
    But right now the plan should
    take priority over family matters.
[09:11] ---
    We need his help, no matter what.
[09:14] ---
    And there's one other man
[09:17] ---
    whose assistance I would
    like to have: Uncle Bob!
[09:21] ---
    Umm...
[09:24] ---
    Who's that again?
[09:26] ---
    Have you forgotten? The old
    man who runs the coffee shop!
[09:30] ---
    One sip will make anyone dance!
    Uncle Bob's Rumba Coffee!
[09:35] ---
    His top-quality Mandheling beans
    are even referred to as brown jewels!
[09:39] ---
    Mandolin?
    Mandheling!
[09:42] ---
    I can't concentrate properly
    without his coffee.
[09:46] ---
    It would've helped me figure
    out the Brew's trick sooner.
[09:50] ---
    In this condition, it's going
    to affect my work even more...
[09:53] ---
    Is it that bad?
[09:55] ---
    Yes. Honestly, I wouldn't
    pause for outside help at all.
[10:00] ---
    Paws?
[10:07] ---
    It smells so good that I'm drooling!
[10:12] ---
    Lunch is almost ready so
    hold on just a little longer!
[10:15] ---
    Lunch? More like chunk of coal!
[10:18] ---
    Wait, today is Maka's turn
    to cook! Where did she go?!
[10:21] ---
    She holed herself up in
    her room and won't come out.
[10:24] ---
    I'm hoping some yummy fish
    will make her feel better!
[10:31] ---
    Hey, Soul!
[10:33] ---
    Won't you taste-test this?
[10:35] ---
    Okay! Open wide!
[10:40] ---
    What's the big idea?!
[10:54] ---
    Why would they allow that?
[10:58] ---
    If it weren't for that witch,
    the doc and Crona would both be...
[11:05] ---
    No. This will only make the
    madness take hold of me, too.
[11:13] ---
    Delivery.
[11:21] ---
    It's from Mom!
[11:42] ---
    The place I should return to...
[12:00] ---
    Wait, Stein!
[12:09] ---
    The lab...
[12:14] ---
    It's nice that I've arrived and all,
[12:16] ---
    but I've left without
    permission and broken curfew...
[12:19] ---
    How will I talk my way out of this?
[12:30] ---
    Marie!
[12:42] ---
    What are you doing, Marie?!
[12:44] ---
    Look at this insignificant world, Stein...
[12:48] ---
    It's almost like a prison
    floating in clouds.
[12:53] ---
    I'm sure there's a more
    suitable world for you.
[12:58] ---
    Goodbye.
[12:59] ---
    Marie!
[13:04] ---
    Aww, she's dead.
[13:08] ---
    Just like you wanted.
[13:11] ---
    You actually found her annoying...
[13:17] ---
    didn't you?
[13:23] ---
    You took the wrong exit.
[13:25] ---
    I guess the madness
    really has infected you.
[13:28] ---
    What happened to Marie?!
[13:30] ---
    Don't worry. You'll forget
    everything when you're reborn.
[13:35] ---
    Including fond memories
    and even your name...
[13:39] ---
    What are you doing?!
[13:41] ---
    This is the penalty for turning your
    back on order and attracting madness.
[13:45] ---
    I'm going to take you apart
    and then put you back together.
[13:50] ---
    Don't! Stop!
[13:57] ---
    So many photos!
[13:59] ---
    Yeah! My mom sends them
    wherever she travels to,
[14:02] ---
    but I was worried because
    there hadn't been any lately.
[14:07] ---
    Your Mom really is amazing!
[14:10] ---
    You were depressed until just a
    minute ago, but now you're cheery!
[14:18] ---
    Yeah.
[14:20] ---
    So where did she send it from this time?
[14:24] ---
    Huh? There's writing on it...
[14:28] ---
    You're right. What is it?
[14:34] ---
    Yo!
[14:38] ---
    Being a teacher is nothing but a pain.
[14:41] ---
    I knew I couldn't be a teacher.
[14:43] ---
    But being with those kids was fun...
[14:47] ---
    so I couldn't quit.
[14:52] ---
    Wasn't the same true for you, Stein?
[15:00] ---
    I can't let those kids see me like this.
[15:19] ---
    Don't be afraid, Stein.
[15:21] ---
    A new world can't be born
    if you don't dissect yourself.
[15:25] ---
    Yes, be reborn. Cast off your false skin.
[15:30] ---
    Shut up, shut up! Shut up!
[15:34] ---
    The fruit of life...
[15:36] ---
    It will free you from your suffering.
[15:41] ---
    It will put you at ease.
[15:49] ---
    Don't let yourself be fooled.
[15:54] ---
    That's a formless shadow.
    An illusion of your own creation.
[16:01] ---
    Are you... me?
[16:07] ---
    Don't be so nervous. Here, have some tea.
[16:12] ---
    Umm...
[16:14] ---
    Don't tell me you're a coffee person too?
[16:17] ---
    Please don't start talking about
    Mandheling and other complicated stuff...
[16:21] ---
    I have a favor to ask.
[16:24] ---
    Please let... Please let
    me go see Lady Medusa!
[16:29] ---
    I want to bring Dr. Stein back!
[16:37] ---
    You're currently in
    confinement for betraying DWMA.
[16:40] ---
    You want me to trust you?
[16:43] ---
    I have to go.
[16:45] ---
    I have to do it for Maka
    too, for protecting me.
[16:52] ---
    Okay.
[16:54] ---
    You want to settle things
    with Medusa, right?
[16:58] ---
    Yes.
[16:59] ---
    Wow, you do have guts!
[17:03] ---
    M-Ms. Marie!
[17:05] ---
    She said she wanted to
    talk to you, so I called her here.
[17:09] ---
    I-I'm sorry. N-Not only did
    I trick you, I caused Dr. Stein to...
[17:16] ---
    There's no need for apologies. Look up.
[17:24] ---
    I'm not enough of a grownup
    to say that kids will be kids.
[17:29] ---
    I can't leave Stein in your hands alone.
[17:33] ---
    So... let's go together.
[17:38] ---
    When I went through the gate
    earlier, I felt unsure for a moment.
[17:45] ---
    I wondered if this really was
    the place I should return to...
[17:50] ---
    Weren't you satisfied before?
[17:53] ---
    Yes, I was.
[17:55] ---
    Within God's order, I did whatever
    I liked without any feelings of guilt.
[18:00] ---
    Yet...
[18:02] ---
    Yet?
[18:07] ---
    Why did your feelings of guilt develop?
[18:11] ---
    Because you found something even
    more important than satisfying your desire?
[18:19] ---
    You know what you need to choose now.
[18:24] ---
    Isn't that why you called me?
[18:29] ---
    Open the proper gate and go
    through it. The world you seek awaits.
[18:35] ---
    The world I seek?
[18:42] ---
    There is only one exit...
[18:45] ---
    The place I should return to is...
[18:55] ---
    Alright!
[18:58] ---
    Why, you! I went easy on
    you that time, just so you know!
[19:01] ---
    Then play for real and
    try taking it from me!
[19:04] ---
    Whoever makes the next
    shot gets to beat the Kishin!
[19:07] ---
    What?!
[19:10] ---
    Whoa...
[19:13] ---
    Lamebrain!
[19:14] ---
    Sheesh. I don't think this is
    the time for playing around...
[19:18] ---
    It's not that bad. It's
    important to let off steam.
[19:21] ---
    You too, Tsubaki?
[19:23] ---
    Maka! Catch!
[19:25] ---
    Hold on! You know I'm
    no good at basketball!
[19:30] ---
    Here, Tsubaki!
[19:31] ---
    Hurray! I get to defeat the Kishin!
[19:34] ---
    What?! You're betraying me, Tsubaki?!
[19:37] ---
    Who are you again?
[19:38] ---
    What?!
[19:38] ---
    What does it matter who beats him?
[19:41] ---
    Once we kick his ass... Here!
[19:44] ---
    Let's all play some more basketball!
[19:48] ---
    Don't space out on us, Maka!
[19:50] ---
    Right!
[19:52] ---
    Give it up, you nobody!
[19:57] ---
    Go!
[19:59] ---
    No!
[20:10] ---
    It went in...
[20:13] ---
    Did you see that Miracle
    Head Shot of mine?!
[20:17] ---
    Huh?
[20:18] ---
    Looks like I'm gonna beat
    the Kishin after all!
[20:21] ---
    Umm, your head is crooked.
[20:24] ---
    How carefree you all are.
[20:28] ---
    Kid...
[20:30] ---
    You ditched class again!
    That's not fair, Kid!
[20:34] ---
    I came to give you a warning.
[20:37] ---
    It was Medusa who leaked
    the Kishin's location to DWMA.
[20:42] ---
    You're sure about that?
[20:44] ---
    Yes. They freed Medusa in
    exchange for the information.
[20:50] ---
    How can they believe what a witch says
[20:52] ---
    and put the students' lives on the line?
[20:55] ---
    I can't understand it.
[20:59] ---
    Anyway, it's dangerous to
    unconditionally trust DWMA.
[21:06] ---
    Hurry... Hurry...
[21:09] ---
    Cast off your false skin.
[21:12] ---
    Walk, obeying the pull of your flesh.
[21:16] ---
    The light at the exit
    is coming into view...
[21:27] ---
    The... exit?
[22:05] ---
    kawaita kichibiru
[22:08] ---
    itetsuku taiyou ni
[22:12] ---
    sarasarete
[22:16] ---
    afureru namida ga
[22:18] ---
    shitataru mabushisa de
[22:22] ---
    boku o nazoru kara
[22:25] ---
    tarinai kasho o
[22:27] ---
    tada umeau you ni
[22:30] ---
    kimi o motometeita
[22:35] ---
    fureau yubi ni
[22:37] ---
    tsutawaru setsunasa dake o
[22:42] ---
    kakiatsumete
[22:46] ---
    kodou no oku ni
[22:48] ---
    kazasu negai o
[22:51] ---
    sadame to iu nara
[22:55] ---
    nokosareta kioku to
[22:59] ---
    nakushita kimi no
[23:02] ---
    omokage ga
[23:05] ---
    ima mo
[23:07] ---
    okizari no
[23:10] ---
    mama
[23:18] ---
    What kind of end was
    that?! It's like, you know...
[23:22] ---
    Yeah. It's like, you know...
[23:24] ---
    Wait, what are you referring to?
[23:25] ---
    You know! That thing!
[23:27] ---
    That thing?
[23:29] ---
    What's "that thing"?
[23:30] ---
    You know! It's for doing that stuff!
[23:32] ---
    You know! That thing!
[23:33] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[23:35] ---
    Huh? I forget...
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 42:
[23:40] ---
    "Charge Baba Yaga's Castle!
    Things are Kind of Gloomy?"
[23:43] ---
    Your soul is that thing's!
[23:45] ---
    Huh?
[23:47] ---
    

E42 - Charge Baba Yaga's Castle! Things Are Kind of Gloomy?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:26] ---
    It's okay, Asura...
[00:31] ---
    I'll protect you...
[00:35] ---
    Forever and ever...
[00:57] ---
    I'm Falling
[00:58] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:01] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[01:05] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[01:08] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:10] ---
    If you want it
[01:13] ---
    you can see for yourself
[01:17] ---
    any world at all
[01:21] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[01:26] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[01:32] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[01:36] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[01:39] ---
    and hung up a
[01:42] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[01:44] ---
    if you believe in me!
[01:48] ---
    When You're
[01:49] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[01:52] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[01:55] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[01:59] ---
    like the moon
[02:20] ---
    Today's broadcast has ended.
[02:24] ---
    Things are gloomy...
[02:27] ---
    Too many things have been happening.
[02:31] ---
    It's as if all they're all happening
    at once and causing an avalanche...
[02:49] ---
    But DWMA isn't paying any
    attention to those problems...
[03:00] ---
    The world is on the verge of being
    swallowed by the Kishin's madness.
[03:10] ---
    We have to stop it.
[03:13] ---
    After all, stopping the Kishin
    was why DWMA was created.
[03:23] ---
    I understand the reasoning,
    as well as what kind of situation this is.
[03:29] ---
    But...
[03:39] ---
    Can't sleep?
[03:42] ---
    Leave me alone.
[03:49] ---
    It's going to affect you
    during tomorrow's operation.
[03:53] ---
    You're not some kid excited
    about a field trip.
[03:57] ---
    Say, Soul...
[04:01] ---
    Is this okay?
[04:03] ---
    Huh? What're you talking about?
[04:07] ---
    Is DWMA really doing what's right?
[04:12] ---
    I hear they even called
    off the search for Dr. Stein,
[04:17] ---
    and what Kid said bothers me too.
[04:20] ---
    Plus...
[04:24] ---
    they still have Crona locked up.
[04:27] ---
    How should I know?
[04:34] ---
    If you have time to act
    unbecomingly, then go to bed already.
[04:48] ---
    Be careful, you two!
[04:51] ---
    Yeah! You can count on us!
[04:53] ---
    We'll kick the crap outta the
    Kishin and be back before you know it!
[05:00] ---
    Maka...
[05:02] ---
    She'll be fine!
[05:04] ---
    We'll all be together!
[05:06] ---
    Right!
[05:08] ---
    Let's go, Maka.
[05:12] ---
    Everyone's trying so hard!
    I need to work hard too!
[05:17] ---
    Meow!
[05:23] ---
    "Charge Baba Yaga's Castle!
    Things are Kind of Gloomy?"
[05:30] ---
    This operation's objective is the
    destruction of the now-active Kishin
[05:34] ---
    as well as his collaborator,
    the witch Arachne,
[05:39] ---
    and her Arachnophobia organization.
[05:41] ---
    The enemy's base of operations...
[05:42] ---
    Deception, hidden intentions...
    It all sounds so disenchanting.
[05:48] ---
    It only looks like they're looking
    away from what's most important.
[05:52] ---
    Follow instructions promptly.
[05:54] ---
    Even as we speak, the Kishin's
    madness spreads throughout the world.
[06:01] ---
    This is also a race against time!
[06:04] ---
    Objective ♪1: Defeat the Kishin!
[06:07] ---
    Objective ♪2: Destroy the
    Madness Amplifier and the relay points!
[06:13] ---
    Objective ♪3: Wipe out
    Arachne and Arachnophobia!
[06:21] ---
    Still, there's no arguing
    with the facts presented to us.
[06:27] ---
    We have high hopes for you out there.
[06:30] ---
    Also be aware that rather close
    proximity to the Kishin is expected.
[06:34] ---
    Don't forget to bring your madness
    suppressants or to take them as needed.
[06:42] ---
    Okay, Lord Death. They're all yours.
[06:48] ---
    Everyone!
[06:55] ---
    Good luck!
[06:57] ---
    V! V!
[06:59] ---
    That's all?
[07:00] ---
    V! V!
[07:02] ---
    The Kishin-hunting
    operation will now begin!
[07:05] ---
    Our destination: Baba Yaga's Castle!
[07:14] ---
    Sid-sensei.
[07:17] ---
    I have something to ask you.
[07:20] ---
    What is it?
[07:22] ---
    Crona...
[07:24] ---
    What happened to Crona?
[07:27] ---
    Please tell me! Surely you know!
[07:33] ---
    Crona was thrown out.
[07:36] ---
    For leaking information
[07:37] ---
    and causing internal disturbance
    and great damage to DWMA.
[07:42] ---
    Normally, that would
    call for capital punishment.
[07:45] ---
    But that's... That's not...
[07:49] ---
    In life, I was a tightlipped man.
    And I'm no different now.
[07:56] ---
    I'm only talking to myself now,
[07:59] ---
    but Crona being thrown
    out is only the official story.
[08:03] ---
    Crona actually went with
    Marie to see Medusa.
[08:06] ---
    With Ms. Marie?! Why?!
[08:10] ---
    Marie resigned as a DWMA
    instructor the other day.
[08:18] ---
    Crona intends to settle things with Medusa.
[08:22] ---
    With Medusa?
[08:24] ---
    Don't worry. Marie's with Crona.
[08:28] ---
    So you need to focus on this operation now.
[08:34] ---
    DWMA has high expectations
    for your Anti-Magic Wavelength.
[08:40] ---
    So that's it?
[08:42] ---
    That's how it is? This is
    what I can't stand about adults...
[09:00] ---
    Sorry, Maka...
[09:03] ---
    Is something the matter, Crona?
[09:05] ---
    Oh, no, it's nothing...
[09:07] ---
    Okay. In that case, let's go.
[09:09] ---
    Okay.
[09:13] ---
    I'm walking on the same desert as before...
[09:18] ---
    That desert I fled into...
[09:23] ---
    But it's different this time...
[09:29] ---
    Maka. I'm sorry for leaving
    without telling you.
[09:34] ---
    But... I won't run anymore.
[09:43] ---
    You'll split into three teams and attack
    simultaneously from three directions.
[09:48] ---
    You'll also strike the six relay points
    around the world at the same time.
[09:55] ---
    Never in DWMA's history has
    there been an operation of this scale.
[09:59] ---
    Lord Death. Do those mind
    suppressants really work?
[10:04] ---
    If they did, they'd have been
    distributed worldwide long ago.
[10:09] ---
    I knew it!
[10:10] ---
    They're placebos. Isn't it obvious?
[10:16] ---
    But why am I here?
[10:19] ---
    Yes, why are you here?
[10:21] ---
    You're the one who made the decision!
[10:24] ---
    I believe this may be too much
    military might to use against the Kishin.
[10:29] ---
    My analysis showed that sending
    all the Death Scythes would be enough.
[10:34] ---
    We got our circumstances!
[10:37] ---
    I mean...!
    Cold sweat...
[10:39] ---
    Having not only me, but Marie and
    even Death the Kid take unrelated action
[10:44] ---
    during an emergency like this is
    not what I'd consider common sense!
[10:49] ---
    There's no telling what
    will happen on the battlefield.
[10:53] ---
    Which is why it's vital to
    prepare for various possibilities.
[10:58] ---
    Get it?! We got our reasons!
[11:02] ---
    Eep!
[11:04] ---
    Still, our forces are
    spread far too thin...
[11:10] ---
    Say, wipe that scowl off
    your face and have some tea.
[11:13] ---
    Yeah! We even have some sweets!
[11:16] ---
    You two are too relaxed!
    A big shock!
[11:21] ---
    This is why I can't stand her...
[11:23] ---
    Did you say something?
    No! Nothing at all!
[11:26] ---
    Things'll work out.
[11:28] ---
    I've been thinking about
    various things myself, you see.
[11:36] ---
    Yes...
[11:39] ---
    I did say I wouldn't
    pause for outside help, but...
[11:43] ---
    I'm Blair the cat!
[11:45] ---
    I'll be your assistant here starting today!
[11:48] ---
    I'm Lisa from Chupa Cabra's!
    I'm Arisa!
[11:51] ---
    Why did he send over real cats?!
[11:55] ---
    Meow!
[12:00] ---
    Now entering Arachnophobia's
    sphere of activity.
[12:04] ---
    All teams advance. The assault
    will begin once everyone is in place.
[12:25] ---
    What's wrong, Maka?
[12:27] ---
    No, it's nothing...
[12:29] ---
    What, are you scared?!
    If so, then don't worry!
[12:33] ---
    The fact I'm here means this
    is the safest place in the world!
[12:41] ---
    You're being too loud, Black☆Star!
[12:45] ---
    Are you still thinking about nothing good?
[12:48] ---
    I can't help it...
[12:50] ---
    Fighting halfheartedly
    won't do us any good!
[12:53] ---
    You know that more than anyone!
[12:59] ---
    But Sid-sensei and Lord
    Death have high hopes
[13:02] ---
    for your Anti-Magic Wavelength, right?
[13:06] ---
    There's no point in having
    an ability you can't use.
[13:11] ---
    But that isn't what makes you great!
[13:15] ---
    There's nothing great about me.
[13:18] ---
    Geez! Honor students can be such a pain!
[13:21] ---
    That's for sure!
[13:23] ---
    Stop that, Black☆Star!
[13:25] ---
    Whatever.
[13:28] ---
    That reminds me, you talked
    with Sid-sensei in the hallway.
[13:32] ---
    You mean about the Anti-Magic
    Wavelength? I told you, there's...
[13:35] ---
    No. About Marie and Crona.
[13:41] ---
    Do you know what those words really meant?
[13:48] ---
    Because DWMA made a deal with Medusa,
[13:50] ---
    we can't do anything against
    her or her cronies.
[13:56] ---
    But that doesn't apply to
    Crona and Marie, who left the school.
[14:02] ---
    Lord Death does some damn cruel things.
[14:04] ---
    If we're not careful, DWMA could
    be a dangerous place like Kid said.
[14:12] ---
    That's not fair... How
    did he know about that?
[14:16] ---
    Do you think that has something to
    do with why Kid's group isn't here?
[14:27] ---
    You small fries have it rough,
    with all your lousy worries!
[14:31] ---
    Not worrying at all is
    crazier if you ask me.
[14:35] ---
    I came here to win!
    To win, win, and win some more!
[14:41] ---
    And then I'll transcend God!
[14:46] ---
    Here we go again...
[14:51] ---
    I...
[15:04] ---
    You were asleep, Asura...
[15:08] ---
    Being here is all you need to do.
[15:22] ---
    As long as you're here,
[15:24] ---
    the world will be completely
    swallowed in madness in five days.
[15:30] ---
    Until then, I'll stay right here with you.
[15:36] ---
    I bring you news, Lady Arachne.
[15:38] ---
    Let's hear it.
[15:40] ---
    DWMA squads are on their way here.
[15:44] ---
    DWMA?
[15:46] ---
    I believe they may have determined
    the location of Baba Yaga's Castle.
[15:57] ---
    Yes. But how did you know they were coming?
[16:02] ---
    They're operating at too large of a scale.
[16:06] ---
    Other units have been dispatched
    to six locations around the world.
[16:10] ---
    Six locations?
[16:12] ---
    They're going after the relay points.
[16:15] ---
    And their main force is
    heading straight for us.
[16:19] ---
    How did they find us?
[16:25] ---
    Don't tell me it was Medusa?!
[16:28] ---
    Prepare to intercept.
[16:30] ---
    Use our full forces and
    drive DWMA back at all costs!
[16:35] ---
    Yes!
[16:38] ---
    Alright! Get to work!
[16:41] ---
    They'll be nothing but junk if
    they break down when we need 'em!
[16:44] ---
    Right!
[16:51] ---
    It's starting!
[16:54] ---
    I'm gonna slice everything up!
[17:00] ---
    It's beginning, Stein.
[17:12] ---
    Now, let us witness the
    downfall of the old order
[17:19] ---
    and the beginning of a new world...
[17:27] ---
    Company ♪5 in place.
[17:29] ---
    Platoon ♪3 in place.
[17:32] ---
    Platoon ♪7 all set.
[17:34] ---
    Commander. All squads
    have completed preparations.
[17:38] ---
    Okay! All squads...
[17:50] ---
    Don't falter!
[17:53] ---
    Saw Leg, Speed Setting 3!
[17:59] ---
    Let's go, men!
[18:08] ---
    I know this attack...!
[18:23] ---
    Oh. We meet again.
[18:27] ---
    Couldn't ask for a better opponent!
[18:42] ---
    Here they come! Commence fighting!
[18:49] ---
    It's time for me to take the stage!
[18:52] ---
    Hold on, Black☆Star!
    Huh?
[18:57] ---
    Maka...
[19:00] ---
    We have to defeat the Kishin.
    The DWMA is doing what's right.
[19:07] ---
    But that doesn't make it okay one
    bit to ignore Dr. Stein and Crona...
[19:18] ---
    It's dangerous to
    unconditionally trust DWMA.
[19:22] ---
    I don't like this...
[19:26] ---
    But I don't know what I should do!
[19:31] ---
    Ugh, this is getting annoying!
[19:33] ---
    Blah, blah, blah! And you
    call yourself Maka?!
[19:37] ---
    What's with you?! You don't
    have to talk to me like that!
[19:42] ---
    What are you doing?
[19:45] ---
    Open your eyes! What do you want to do?!
[20:14] ---
    Yes... Now I see...
[20:23] ---
    Sheesh.
[20:25] ---
    My dad used to say, "Choose your
    friends wisely." He was exactly right.
[20:31] ---
    I used to be a top student, but when
    I'm around you I get worse and worse.
[20:43] ---
    Yes!
[20:45] ---
    Sorry, Black☆Star! I'm leaving this to you!
[20:48] ---
    Huh?
[20:50] ---
    What?
[20:52] ---
    I'm gonna do things my way!
[20:59] ---
    We leave the rest to you.
    Hey, now...
[21:04] ---
    Geez! Are you kidding me?
[21:09] ---
    She still is a top student.
[21:20] ---
    Hang on, Crona!
[22:06] ---
    With dry lips
[22:08] ---
    exposed to the
[22:12] ---
    icy sun
[22:16] ---
    my overflowing tears
[22:18] ---
    scrape against me
[22:22] ---
    with tremendous brightness
[22:25] ---
    So I sought you
[22:27] ---
    to fill in the gaps
[22:30] ---
    left by what I lack,
[22:35] ---
    only to gather up
[22:37] ---
    the sadness passed through
[22:42] ---
    our touching fingers
[22:46] ---
    If you claim the wish
[22:48] ---
    deep in my heartbeat
[22:51] ---
    as being destiny
[22:55] ---
    then the memories
[22:59] ---
    and lost remnants
[23:02] ---
    you left behind
[23:05] ---
    are still
[23:07] ---
    abandoned
[23:10] ---
    even now
[23:18] ---
    I've made up my mind!
    Now I just run straight ahead!
[23:21] ---
    Precisely!
[23:22] ---
    Sometimes in life you need to run!
    But sometimes you need to stop, too!
[23:26] ---
    Ms. Marie?
[23:28] ---
    To run or to stop? That's the question.
[23:32] ---
    Umm, hmm...
[23:34] ---
    Okay! I'll run while stopped!
[23:36] ---
    You can't do that!
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 43:
[23:40] ---
    "The Last Magic Tool...
    Mission Impossible for Unarmed Kid?"
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:46] ---
    

E43 - The Last Magic Tool – Mission Impossible for Unarmed Kid?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:50] ---
    Tsubaki! Enchanted Sword Mode!
[00:52] ---
    Right!
[01:50] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:51] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:54] ---
    iki o hisomete
[01:58] ---
    matteiru Deadly Night
[02:01] ---
    Don't Scary
[02:03] ---
    kimi ga nozomeba
[02:06] ---
    donna sekai mo
[02:10] ---
    sono me ni utsuseru kara
[02:14] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:19] ---
    kowai yume da toshitemo
[02:25] ---
    Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
[02:29] ---
    hoshi o kudaki
[02:32] ---
    kazari tsuketa
[02:35] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:37] ---
    shinjite kureta nara!
[02:40] ---
    When You're
[02:42] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:45] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:48] ---
    miagereba kagayaku
[02:52] ---
    tsuki no you ni
[03:07] ---
    Say, Kid. Why are we
    flying around in a place like this?
[03:11] ---
    It wasn't my idea.
    I can't really comment on it.
[03:16] ---
    Then at least tell us where we're headed.
[03:20] ---
    Yes, all right.
[03:23] ---
    It's an area referred
    to as the Sarcophagus.
[03:26] ---
    Sarcophagus?
[03:27] ---
    It's another term for a stone coffin.
[03:30] ---
    C-Coffin?!
[03:33] ---
    Supposedly it was originally a
    village no different from any other.
[03:37] ---
    Until the incident happened
    twenty years ago, that is.
[03:41] ---
    Incident?
    Yes.
[03:44] ---
    One day, the people... and only
    the people... suddenly disappeared.
[03:50] ---
    D-Don't tell me it was
    that "spirited away" thing?!
[03:54] ---
    The cause is still unknown.
[03:56] ---
    But everyone who's ever gone
    there to investigate has vanished too.
[04:02] ---
    As a result, the people gave
    up trying to discover the cause
[04:08] ---
    and sealed the entire area.
[04:13] ---
    There it is.
[04:20] ---
    That's the Sarcophagus.
[04:28] ---
    "The Last Magic Tool...
    Mission Impossible for Unarmed Kid?"
[04:35] ---
    Look.
[04:37] ---
    This shoddy work...
[04:39] ---
    It's as if they rushed to cover
    up their mistakes and their shame...
[04:45] ---
    Almost like how DWMA is now...
[04:48] ---
    Th-This place doesn't
    look very inviting either...!
[04:52] ---
    Ghosts! Ghosts!
    Don't say things like that!
[05:02] ---
    I can't! I can't! I can't go!
    I absolutely can't!
[05:05] ---
    I-I hate ghosts and stuff like that!
[05:08] ---
    I never want to get
    involved with that stuff again!
[05:10] ---
    My horoscope says I shouldn't!
[05:12] ---
    Don't worry. I'm going in by myself.
[05:16] ---
    Huh?
[05:17] ---
    Are you sure?
[05:19] ---
    Was it caused by a virus,
    a chemical substance, a monster,
[05:24] ---
    or perhaps something else altogether?
[05:27] ---
    The only thing we know is that
    people who go in never come back out.
[05:33] ---
    I can't take you inside not
    knowing what the cause is.
[05:40] ---
    It would be too dangerous.
[05:43] ---
    Yes, probably so, but...
[05:46] ---
    That's likely why my father sent
    me here rather than someone else.
[05:53] ---
    But won't it be dangerous by yourself?
[05:56] ---
    We have no other choice.
[05:58] ---
    DWMA believes a Magic Tool
    is the cause of these incidents.
[06:04] ---
    A Magic Tool?
[06:06] ---
    Return to DWMA if I'm
    not back in 40 minutes.
[06:10] ---
    Whatever you do, do not come inside.
[06:15] ---
    Fighting the Kishin has taken a
    backseat to retrieving this item.
[06:21] ---
    I'm going to see for
    myself just how important it is.
[06:26] ---
    Contact with Platoon ♪13 has been lost!
[06:29] ---
    Platoons ♪16 and ♪17,
    continue working together
[06:31] ---
    and pincer attack the enemy in Area 34!
[06:34] ---
    The battlefield is in chaos.
[06:37] ---
    Things aren't looking so good.
[06:40] ---
    Shouldn't we issue orders or something?
[06:42] ---
    We wouldn't be in this mess if
    we knew what that "something" was.
[06:46] ---
    It would be better than twiddling
    our thumbs and doing nothing, though...
[06:50] ---
    Not if issuing orders lightly
    throws the battlefield into confusion.
[07:00] ---
    Could you stop giving that look?
[07:02] ---
    Yes. You're both frustrated.
[07:07] ---
    Sometimes I wish I could do what
    I want how I want where I want too.
[07:15] ---
    You know?!
[07:19] ---
    Those are penetrating words...
[07:22] ---
    We aren't the only ones who are irritated.
[07:25] ---
    Lord Death must wish he
    could head straight into battle,
[07:29] ---
    even more so because his
    soul is bound to Death City...
[07:38] ---
    So this is the forgotten village...
[08:01] ---
    So far I'm not sensing anything strange.
[08:04] ---
    Nothing feels unusual, and I'm
    not even sensing any living creatures.
[08:09] ---
    But there has to be something here...
[08:19] ---
    Is this it?
[08:37] ---
    What is this place?!
[08:39] ---
    This is in the middle of some ruins?!
[08:45] ---
    Hey, Director!
[08:49] ---
    I'm not your director. I
    wish you'd call me BJ.
[08:54] ---
    Director! It's time for lunch!
[08:58] ---
    I told you, I'm not your director.
[09:01] ---
    Director! We have coffee too!
[09:05] ---
    I'm not your director but
    I will have some coffee.
[09:11] ---
    Coffee, please.
[09:13] ---
    Here you go!
[09:15] ---
    Drink up!
[09:20] ---
    This is coffee?
[09:29] ---
    Is this it?
[09:34] ---
    A key?
[09:40] ---
    It sure is big, though...
[09:43] ---
    But is that all it takes
[09:44] ---
    to obtain a Magic Tool this
    easily in such an elaborate facility?
[09:50] ---
    Is it a fake?
[09:51] ---
    No, this is definitely
    the real deal, but...
[10:22] ---
    Wait! Wait, I said! Hey, Maka!
[10:26] ---
    Hey, Maka! Stop already!
[10:32] ---
    It's fine if you wanna run,
    but where are you running to?
[10:38] ---
    Oh.
[10:42] ---
    You're right.
[10:53] ---
    Geez, think things through
    sometimes, will ya?
[10:58] ---
    I asked what you wanna do, but
    running blindly won't get us to Medusa.
[11:05] ---
    Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
[11:09] ---
    So now what?
[11:12] ---
    I'll use my soul perception
    ability to find Medusa's hideout.
[11:18] ---
    Medusa has a Soul Protect on, right?
[11:21] ---
    But not Dr. Stein.
[11:24] ---
    Plus Crona and Ms. Marie
    are looking for them.
[11:28] ---
    We can catch up to them
    if I detect their souls.
[11:31] ---
    Dr. Stein, who not even DWMA could find,
[11:35] ---
    and Crona and Marie who
    are following him...
[11:38] ---
    We're gonna look for three people
    who could be anywhere in the world, huh?
[11:42] ---
    I can't even imagine that.
[11:44] ---
    But it'll be okay. I think it'll work out.
[11:49] ---
    Huh?
[11:50] ---
    So lend me your help, Soul.
[11:54] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[12:02] ---
    Is this guy...
[12:07] ---
    a security system protecting
    the Magic Tool or something?!
[12:13] ---
    Are you worthy?
[12:16] ---
    Are you worthy to have the Magic Tool?
[12:20] ---
    Hey, clown! Why are you doing this?!
[12:24] ---
    Was it you who attacked the villagers too?!
[12:27] ---
    Answer me!
[12:39] ---
    No one must step foot on this land.
[12:43] ---
    All who touch the Magic Tool must die.
[12:47] ---
    Then the incident 20 years
    ago was your doing?!
[12:51] ---
    Yes. This is the resting
    place for the last Magic Tool.
[12:56] ---
    The last Magic Tool?
[12:58] ---
    Twenty years ago, people
    foolishly excavated these ruins.
[13:05] ---
    They were not worthy.
[13:09] ---
    So I ate them.
[13:11] ---
    I ate and ate.
[13:15] ---
    They were delicious.
[13:18] ---
    Transgressors are purged. So you...
[13:21] ---
    will be eaten too!
[13:28] ---
    I won't be eaten that easily!
[13:31] ---
    You're running away? But there's no escape.
[13:44] ---
    His body is too big to
    chase me through this corridor.
[13:48] ---
    What a simple layout.
[13:55] ---
    What do you think of that?
[14:02] ---
    Wha...?!
[14:03] ---
    Eat!
[14:04] ---
    What?!
[14:14] ---
    All right, I'm outside!
[14:17] ---
    I need to rendezvous with
    Liz and Patty first!
[14:21] ---
    What?!
[14:24] ---
    Crap! There was another one?!
[14:34] ---
    Eat...
[14:37] ---
    Oink oink!
[14:42] ---
    Kid's been gone a long time...
[14:44] ---
    D-Don't worry! H-He'll be back,
    no matter how long it takes!
[14:49] ---
    I have faith in you! You can do it, Kid!
[14:53] ---
    Hey, Sis. Shouldn't you go get him?
[14:57] ---
    D-D-Don't be stupid! Like I'd
    ever go into a place this scary!
[15:02] ---
    Get real!
[15:04] ---
    Then let's go together then!
[15:08] ---
    W-Were you not paying attention just now?
[15:14] ---
    I was paying attention.
    To the piggy, right?
[15:17] ---
    Start paying attention, you!
[15:24] ---
    Huh?
[15:27] ---
    I don't hear it, I don't hear it!
    I don't hear anything at all!
[15:41] ---
    Nimble freaks!
[15:46] ---
    It's like symmetry!
[15:49] ---
    It's not like symmetry.
[15:52] ---
    It's like symmetry!
[15:54] ---
    It's not like symmetry.
[15:56] ---
    It's like symmetr...
    It's not like symmetry.
[16:00] ---
    Yes! That pose is
    exceptionally close to symmetry!
[16:12] ---
    These guys are bad sports!
[16:24] ---
    Just a little further! If I can
    get beyond those buildings...!
[16:34] ---
    Give it back! Give back the Magic Tool!
[16:50] ---
    Kid!
[16:52] ---
    We came to get you!
[16:55] ---
    You two...
[16:57] ---
    Well, what else were we gonna do?
[17:03] ---
    You conquered your fear of ghosts, huh?
[17:12] ---
    Patty!
[17:13] ---
    Got it!
[17:24] ---
    You gave me a real thrashing.
[17:27] ---
    Now it's my turn to repay
    the favor in full!
[17:35] ---
    Eat! Eat! Eat!
[17:39] ---
    Give it back! Give it back! Give it back!
[17:44] ---
    Our attacks...!
    This is bad, Kid! They're too hard!
[17:52] ---
    In that case...
[18:08] ---
    Resonance rate stable. Noise at 2.7%.
[18:11] ---
    Dark Needle soul wavelength
    charge complete.
[18:15] ---
    Five seconds to feedback.
[18:17] ---
    Four.
[18:18] ---
    Three.
[18:19] ---
    Two.
[18:20] ---
    One.
[18:22] ---
    Ready to shoot!
[18:23] ---
    May you at least die in
    beautiful symmetry...
[18:35] ---
    Death Cannon!
[18:49] ---
    Mission complete.
[19:02] ---
    A-Auto restoration inoperable...
[19:05] ---
    Companion silent. Damage load at 92%.
[19:10] ---
    Three minutes of continued
    operation remain...
[19:14] ---
    This thing is still...?!
[19:20] ---
    To the one who drove
    this guardian to destruction...
[19:24] ---
    That's a different voice
    than before. Is this...?
[19:28] ---
    This is a warning.
[19:30] ---
    Ask yourself, are you fit
    to use the Magic Tool?
[19:38] ---
    Those who are not will not have glory.
[19:42] ---
    Those who are will have only destruction.
[19:51] ---
    You might be right...
[19:55] ---
    Who can say that what we've
    just done is not an irreparable sin?
[20:02] ---
    Who can say with certainty that
    DWMA won't use the Magic Tools for evil?
[20:28] ---
    That's the Magic Tool we were sent to get?
[20:31] ---
    Yes. Given the level of that security
    system, this must be the real thing.
[20:38] ---
    So what does it do?
[20:41] ---
    I don't know either.
[20:43] ---
    Things would be a lot
    simpler if I did know, though...
[20:50] ---
    Are you worried about what it said?
[20:54] ---
    Yeah...
[20:56] ---
    Is it really a good idea to simply
    hand this Magic Tool over to Father?
[21:03] ---
    Ask yourself.
[21:04] ---
    Those who are not fit will not have glory.
[21:08] ---
    Those who are will have only destruction.
[21:25] ---
    That leaves only you now.
[22:05] ---
    Kawaita kichibiru
[22:08] ---
    itetsuku taiyou ni
[22:12] ---
    sarasarete
[22:16] ---
    afureru namida ga
[22:18] ---
    shitataru mabushisa de
[22:22] ---
    boku o nazoru kara
[22:25] ---
    tarinai kasho o
[22:27] ---
    tada umeau you ni
[22:30] ---
    kimi o motometeita
[22:35] ---
    fureau yubi ni
[22:37] ---
    tsutawaru setsunasa dake o
[22:42] ---
    kakiatsumete
[22:46] ---
    kodou no oku ni
[22:48] ---
    kazasu negai o
[22:51] ---
    sadame to iu nara
[22:55] ---
    nokosareta kioku to
[22:59] ---
    nakushita kimi no
[23:02] ---
    omokage ga
[23:05] ---
    ima mo
[23:07] ---
    okizari no
[23:10] ---
    mama
[23:18] ---
    A child sets off to settle
    a motherly relation.
[23:21] ---
    A woman's heart goes out to the
    lost partner she attempts to retrieve.
[23:25] ---
    The end of their long journey draws near.
[23:28] ---
    Pure thoughts, cunning tactics...
[23:31] ---
    Does hope lie at the end
    of their journey, or despair?
[23:34] ---
    Hey, who are you?!
[23:36] ---
    It's me, Patty!
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 44:
[23:40] ---
    "Weakling Crona's Determination...
    For You, for Always Being by My Side?"
[23:43] ---
    It's me, Patty!
[23:45] ---
    

E44 - Weakling Crona's Determination – For You, for Always Being by My Side?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:29] ---
    What are we doing all the way up here?
[00:32] ---
    We're going to look for Dr. Stein.
[00:34] ---
    I know that. I'm asking
    how we're gonna do that.
[00:39] ---
    We'll resonate our souls and raise
    my soul perception ability to its limits.
[00:44] ---
    What?
[00:45] ---
    If I can just filter everyone
    but Crona out, it should work.
[00:51] ---
    Are you stupid? Are you being serious?
[00:54] ---
    Of course I'm serious.
[00:55] ---
    I can't scout a wide area all at once,
[00:59] ---
    but if I keep the search
    focused on smaller areas
[01:01] ---
    I should be able to sense
    him even if he's far away.
[01:05] ---
    You can't possibly do that.
[01:07] ---
    I can. Because I know Crona's wavelength.
[01:11] ---
    Geez. You never change.
[01:17] ---
    Now I just need to sense Crona...
[01:21] ---
    Soul!
[01:22] ---
    Yeah!
[01:26] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[01:56] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:57] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[02:00] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[02:04] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[02:07] ---
    Don't Scary
[02:09] ---
    If you want it
[02:12] ---
    you can see for yourself
[02:16] ---
    any world at all
[02:20] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:25] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[02:31] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[02:35] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[02:38] ---
    and hung up a
[02:41] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:43] ---
    if you believe in me!
[02:46] ---
    When You're
[02:48] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:51] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:54] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[02:58] ---
    like the moon
[03:19] ---
    That way.
[03:26] ---
    That way.
[03:27] ---
    Danger
[03:31] ---
    That way.
[03:39] ---
    That way.
[03:40] ---
    This way.
[03:58] ---
    "Weakling Crona's Determination...
    For You, for Always Being by My Side?"
[04:11] ---
    That way.
[04:12] ---
    This way.
[04:49] ---
    For someone who stormed
    this place in such high spirits...
[05:05] ---
    That's my child for you...
[05:24] ---
    That takes care of these guys.
[05:27] ---
    Tsubaki. Which way is the Kishin?
[05:30] ---
    We're quite a distance
    ahead of the platoon.
[05:33] ---
    Let's go back and rendezvous with them.
[05:35] ---
    Nope.
[05:37] ---
    We don't need any dead weight.
[05:39] ---
    Plus negative stuff like me
    turning back isn't my thing!
[05:44] ---
    You know?
[05:45] ---
    Okay.
[05:48] ---
    Okay, Black☆Star, here's DWMA's strategy.
[05:52] ---
    Baba Yaga's Castle is inside
    a hollow cavity in this jungle.
[05:56] ---
    Infiltrating that cavity comes first.
[05:59] ---
    Infiltrating the castle
    inside it comes next.
[06:03] ---
    Many traps are expected, of course.
[06:08] ---
    Once we're near the castle,
    they should have new orders for us.
[06:12] ---
    Do you understand?
[06:14] ---
    So basically, the Kishin
    is inside that castle?
[06:17] ---
    Yes.
[06:19] ---
    Then it's simple! Let's go!
[06:34] ---
    Quit scamperin' all over the place!
[07:17] ---
    I'm so sad. Why do you
    look at me so, Crona?
[07:22] ---
    Lady Medusa... I...
[07:26] ---
    Our plan is now on the
    verge of being realized.
[07:30] ---
    If you still see me as...
[07:33] ---
    Cut the act, Medusa!
[07:35] ---
    You tried to kill him
    without so much as a greeting;
[07:38] ---
    nothing you say will have any effect!
[07:41] ---
    Oh, aren't you a member of DWMA?
[07:45] ---
    Former member.
[07:47] ---
    Sorry, but I no longer work there.
[07:51] ---
    So your agreement with
    DWMA doesn't apply to me.
[07:56] ---
    Oh, is that so? What brings you
    here then, former DWMA member?
[08:02] ---
    Give back Stein!
[08:06] ---
    Oh, you're so funny!
[08:09] ---
    There's nothing funny about it!
[08:11] ---
    Really?
[08:12] ---
    To me it seems like the last futile
    struggles of an abandoned woman.
[08:19] ---
    What a horrible organization
    DWMA is, though.
[08:23] ---
    Breaking accords using cheap tactics
[08:26] ---
    and ordering children to
    kill their parents...
[08:29] ---
    And none of that has anything to
    do with the things you've done?!
[08:36] ---
    So, what brings you here? Tell me, Crona...
[08:49] ---
    Why did you decide to take this journey?
[08:52] ---
    To settle things once and for all...
[08:55] ---
    Do you know what that entails?
[09:00] ---
    You're about to point a blade
    at your own mother, you know.
[09:05] ---
    Yeah...
[09:07] ---
    You certainly answered that easily.
[09:09] ---
    I can't help it. There's
    no other way of saying so.
[09:14] ---
    I've run away this entire time,
[09:17] ---
    looking away from anything
    inconvenient and putting off my problems...
[09:23] ---
    I deserve to take responsibility
[09:26] ---
    for tricking you and causing
    Dr. Stein's disappearance...
[09:31] ---
    I find that difficult to believe.
[09:34] ---
    Understand, Crona.
    It's not easy to regain lost trust.
[09:40] ---
    Only after we've gotten Stein
    back will I really be able to forgive you.
[09:46] ---
    I'm going to Medusa's place
    with you as Stein's partner.
[09:54] ---
    How about you?
[09:59] ---
    I...
[10:04] ---
    Answer me, Crona!
[10:09] ---
    I...
[10:17] ---
    I...
[10:24] ---
    came here for my friend's sake.
[10:30] ---
    I'm going to stop you,
    for my dear friend's sake!
[10:38] ---
    Honestly, now. Of all the
    stupid things you could say...
[10:43] ---
    You can't get any lower than that.
[10:45] ---
    You can't say that!
[10:47] ---
    But it's true. You can't even hurt me,
    much less take Dr. Stein back.
[10:58] ---
    Dr. Stein is here of his own will.
[11:02] ---
    You lie!
[11:07] ---
    You're an overreactive woman.
[11:12] ---
    You're at your wit's end.
[11:14] ---
    The more you say,
    the more it all sounds like lies.
[11:20] ---
    It's not a lie.
[11:22] ---
    Even if it was, that
    wouldn't change the fact
[11:24] ---
    that your voices don't get through to him.
[11:29] ---
    He's crazy about me. Do you
    have the right to take that from him?
[11:35] ---
    Who are you to Stein?
[11:38] ---
    You disgust me! I've had
    enough of your talking!
[11:41] ---
    Don't forget that if you harm
    me you harm little Rachel's body.
[11:51] ---
    A coward to the end...!
[11:54] ---
    Here's one more tip for you.
[11:56] ---
    Do you realize what all this means?
[12:00] ---
    It means you cannot hurt us.
[12:04] ---
    But what about the reverse?
[12:10] ---
    It goes without saying
    what the answer to that is.
[12:29] ---
    Ribbit...
[12:31] ---
    Sheesh, I can't stay here and let
    myself get caught up in the battle!
[12:37] ---
    Mizunes!
[12:40] ---
    Oh? Free is still the same as usual too?
[12:43] ---
    Okay. If anything happens,
    I'll be counting on you again.
[12:49] ---
    Why does only Medusa get
    to watch from above?
[12:53] ---
    She's gonna pay big-time
    if she's taking a nice nap.
[12:58] ---
    Well, shall we begin?
[13:01] ---
    Ready any time you are.
    We have similar intentions.
[13:06] ---
    What's the matter, Medusa? Why that look?
[13:09] ---
    You don't understand why
    I'm so calm, do you?
[13:17] ---
    You're concerned about
    why I came here with Crona
[13:19] ---
    instead of someone else, aren't you?
[13:22] ---
    If you have something to say, just say it.
[13:26] ---
    Oh, you really are concerned.
    Serves you right.
[13:30] ---
    You're bluffing. Besides, what can
    you possibly do without a partner?
[13:35] ---
    I'll let you experience the full power
    of a Death Scythe up close and personal.
[13:41] ---
    Don't you mean former Death Scythe?
[13:44] ---
    Here we go, Crona!
    Right!
[13:49] ---
    Very well. I will take you on.
[13:52] ---
    You're seriously gonna do this?!
[13:55] ---
    There's no other choice.
    This is what I've decided.
[13:59] ---
    Don't blame me for whatever happens!
[14:02] ---
    Yeah. I know.
[14:03] ---
    Vector Arrow!
[14:08] ---
    Don't ridicule me!
[14:14] ---
    Vector Plate.
[14:23] ---
    Is that...?!
[14:30] ---
    That light just now...
[14:37] ---
    These attacks... He doesn't
    seem serious about them...
[14:41] ---
    He doesn't intend to hit me...
[14:43] ---
    Meaning he has some other plan...
[14:46] ---
    Vector Arrow.
[14:55] ---
    Knock that off, Crona.
[14:58] ---
    I don't want to feel sad anymore...
[15:03] ---
    I don't want to betray
    my friends anymore...
[15:08] ---
    I...
[15:11] ---
    won't be your tool anymore!
[15:14] ---
    Crona.
[15:18] ---
    Such paltry misgivings.
    Friends aren't worth believing in.
[15:24] ---
    Y-You're wrong!
[15:26] ---
    You were always a nice child.
[15:29] ---
    You're wrong...!
[15:31] ---
    You were used to being all alone
    and obeying my every command.
[15:38] ---
    I'm all you have...
[15:42] ---
    Not anymore...!
[15:44] ---
    There's no point in trying to act tough.
[15:47] ---
    You can't betray me and you know it.
[15:52] ---
    After all...
[15:56] ---
    After all, you're...
[16:02] ---
    my child.
[16:04] ---
    Even so...!
[16:07] ---
    Even so, I must defeat you!
[16:12] ---
    You would defeat your own parent?
[16:19] ---
    What a conundrum.
    I can't afford to be beaten yet.
[16:24] ---
    I want to witness how
    this world will evolve too.
[16:29] ---
    Let's do this, then!
[16:32] ---
    You can die.
[16:34] ---
    Medusa!
[16:37] ---
    Vector Arrow!
[16:39] ---
    Stay out of this. This is a family matter.
[16:44] ---
    It's too late for that!
[16:46] ---
    I see. If you insist on butting in,
[16:50] ---
    then could it wait until
    after you've beaten him?
[16:52] ---
    Stein...!
[16:55] ---
    Marie...
[16:57] ---
    You recognize me?! If you do...!
[16:59] ---
    Why are you alive?
[17:02] ---
    You died.
[17:08] ---
    What are you talking about?! I didn't die!
[17:12] ---
    Oh, I see. This is a
    poorly-constructed dream.
[17:17] ---
    The old order is trying to
    launch an attack inside my brain
[17:21] ---
    to prevent my ideals from being realized...
[17:25] ---
    Stein...
[17:27] ---
    Please, Marie. Leave my sight.
[17:32] ---
    Before I wind up dissecting you...
[17:35] ---
    Stein?!
[17:37] ---
    Do not let that woman touch you,
    Stein. She has something up her sleeve.
[17:44] ---
    Yes, I know.
[17:48] ---
    I know exactly what abilities
    she has and what she will do...
[17:56] ---
    Then let us begin. For a new order.
[18:00] ---
    Vector Blade!
[18:04] ---
    In commemoration of the
    start of your rebellious age...
[18:16] ---
    Stein...!
[18:20] ---
    Hey! Pull yourself together,
    you idiot! If you die, I die too!
[18:29] ---
    This is all you have after
    you threaten to defeat me...
[18:34] ---
    How will you entertain me next?
[18:43] ---
    Where...
[18:45] ---
    Where am I?
[18:48] ---
    Am I within the framework of order?
[18:53] ---
    Am I positive? Am I negative?
    Am I at peace?
[18:58] ---
    Am I in the middle of feeling terror?
[19:02] ---
    Is the truth what I'm seeing?
[19:02] ---
    Do you know?
[19:06] ---
    Or is it all a fabrication?
[19:10] ---
    Water flows from high
    locations to low locations.
[19:15] ---
    Eventually, the water begins
    to rush and become a river.
[19:20] ---
    A person's will is the same.
[19:25] ---
    It despises the falling of
    the old order and scorns it.
[19:30] ---
    But, if the very idea that it
    sits in a high location is wrong,
[19:38] ---
    then order rules over all.
[19:41] ---
    But that's fine...
[19:44] ---
    All that I need now is...
[19:47] ---
    to obey the new rules
[19:56] ---
    Please, Stein! Listen to me!
[20:01] ---
    There is only one thing I want to do now.
[20:05] ---
    Dissect!
[20:12] ---
    What happened to all that
    spirit you just had, Crona?!
[20:16] ---
    Ragnarok!
[20:21] ---
    I know what you did. You
    hardened your black blood.
[20:26] ---
    But...
[20:32] ---
    Who do you think I am? I'm the
    leading expert on black blood research.
[20:41] ---
    Crona!
[20:44] ---
    Hey, Crona! This is bad!
    Pull yourself together!
[20:53] ---
    Bloody Needle!
[20:56] ---
    Why...?!
[20:57] ---
    Oh, you haven't figured it out?
    I shot a soul wavelength into you two.
[21:05] ---
    That wavelength causes your soul
    wavelengths to shift out of synch.
[21:11] ---
    If you can't use your Bloody Needle,
[21:13] ---
    then you can't harden
    your blood for a while either.
[21:17] ---
    In other words, I can
    easily cut you up, Crona.
[21:24] ---
    This is the end.
[21:26] ---
    Die!
[21:42] ---
    Medusa!
[22:05] ---
    With dry lips
[22:08] ---
    exposed to the
[22:12] ---
    icy sun
[22:16] ---
    my overflowing tears
[22:18] ---
    scrape against me
[22:22] ---
    with tremendous brightness
[22:25] ---
    So I sought you
[22:27] ---
    to fill in the gaps
[22:30] ---
    left by what I lack,
[22:35] ---
    only to gather up
[22:37] ---
    the sadness passed through
[22:42] ---
    our touching fingers
[22:45] ---
    If you claim the wish
[22:48] ---
    deep in my heartbeat
[22:51] ---
    as being destiny
[22:55] ---
    then the memories
[22:59] ---
    and lost remnants
[23:02] ---
    you left behind
[23:05] ---
    are still
[23:07] ---
    abandoned
[23:10] ---
    even now
[23:18] ---
    Maka. I won't hesitate anymore.
    The most important thing to me is...
[23:24] ---
    Love?
[23:25] ---
    Huh? No, it's...
[23:27] ---
    - -Friendship, then?
    Umm, no, it's...
[23:30] ---
    Just come out with it! I don't
    remember raising you to be like this!
[23:34] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 45:
[23:40] ---
    "Anti-Magic Wavelength... Fierce Attack,
    the Anger-Filled Genie Hunter?"
[23:43] ---
    Your soul is...
[23:44] ---
    Did you say something?

E45 - Anti-magic Wavelength – Fierce Attack, the Anger-filled Genie Hunter?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:25] ---
    Crona and I reached Medusa.
[00:31] ---
    Crona came to settle things with Medusa,
[00:35] ---
    and I came to take Stein back.
[00:38] ---
    Vector Arrow!
[00:40] ---
    And then the battle began.
[00:43] ---
    Crona and I challenged Medusa,
    with a strategy in mind.
[00:50] ---
    But they were just too much for us.
[00:58] ---
    This is the end.
[00:59] ---
    Die!
[01:15] ---
    Medusa!
[01:34] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:36] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:38] ---
    iki o hisomete
[01:42] ---
    matteiru Deadly Night
[01:45] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:47] ---
    kimi ga nozomeba
[01:50] ---
    donna sekai mo
[01:54] ---
    sono me ni utsuseru kara
[01:58] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:03] ---
    kowai yume da toshitemo
[02:09] ---
    Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
[02:13] ---
    hoshi o kudaki
[02:16] ---
    kazari tsuketa
[02:19] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:21] ---
    shinjite kureta nara!
[02:25] ---
    When You're
[02:26] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:29] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:33] ---
    miagereba kagayaku
[02:36] ---
    tsuki no you ni
[02:53] ---
    Maka!
[02:56] ---
    Stein!
[02:59] ---
    Medusa!
[03:07] ---
    It's about damn time! I
    thought I was a goner!
[03:11] ---
    Sorry I'm late, Crona...
[03:17] ---
    Maka...
[03:19] ---
    You'll pay for this...
[03:24] ---
    No, Maka!
[03:26] ---
    If you hurt Medusa you hurt Rachel!
[03:31] ---
    Additionally, members of DWMA
    aren't allowed to lay a finger on me...
[03:39] ---
    Hell if I care!
[03:43] ---
    Huh?
[03:46] ---
    This is why I can't stand kids!
[03:50] ---
    Geez, no plan this time either?
[03:54] ---
    You know full well Medusa isn't
    someone we can beat by holding back!
[04:00] ---
    Use everything we got
    and then wait for our chance...
[04:04] ---
    It ain't cool, but that's our style.
[04:08] ---
    Finicky reasoning has no place here.
[04:11] ---
    I'm just going to beat Medusa to a pulp!
[04:16] ---
    Umm... Our plan is ruined now...
[04:26] ---
    "Anti-Magic Wavelength... Fierce Attack,
    the Anger-Filled Genie Hunter?"
[04:32] ---
    Things look messed up at first
    glance, but your decision is correct.
[04:36] ---
    We're up against a meister who's
    top-notch even without a weapon
[04:40] ---
    and a dangerous witch
    he's teamed up with...
[04:43] ---
    A drawn-out fight will put
    us at a disadvantage.
[04:46] ---
    In which case, there's
    only one thing to do:
[04:49] ---
    Use our superior numbers...
[04:51] ---
    and bear down on them all at once.
[04:58] ---
    Now, then! Let the party begin!
[05:03] ---
    Crona. Ms. Marie.
[05:07] ---
    Follow...
[05:17] ---
    Follow Soul's rhythm!
[05:29] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[05:37] ---
    Take care of her, Stein.
[05:40] ---
    Please move out of the way, Dr. Stein!
[05:44] ---
    I'm picking up noise. What is causing it?
[05:52] ---
    It looks like there will
    be no point in fixing it.
[05:57] ---
    It's an unpleasant sound.
[05:59] ---
    If you break it, the sound will stop too.
[06:03] ---
    Break it?
[06:05] ---
    Yes. Break it.
[06:09] ---
    Break it...
[06:13] ---
    Break it!
[06:18] ---
    Maka! Crona!
[06:22] ---
    Are you okay, Maka?
[06:25] ---
    Somehow or other...
[06:28] ---
    We'll start with Stein!
[06:31] ---
    You guys restrain Stein.
    I'll take care of things from there.
[06:36] ---
    But how?
[06:38] ---
    I have an idea.
[06:40] ---
    Here he comes!
[06:55] ---
    It's too noisy...
[07:00] ---
    Which way, Tsubaki?!
    Straight ahead!
[07:03] ---
    Alright!
[07:04] ---
    Be careful, Black☆Star.
[07:06] ---
    The closer we get to Baba Yaga's Castle,
[07:09] ---
    the more enemies and
    more traps there'll be.
[07:12] ---
    Bring 'em on!
[07:19] ---
    Just try and stop me, if you dare!
[07:22] ---
    Now!
[07:34] ---
    Gotcha!
[07:40] ---
    Ms. Marie!
[07:43] ---
    Be quiet...
[07:52] ---
    It looks like Dr. Stein
    makes you lose your nerve...
[08:01] ---
    Dr. Stein! Wake up!
    Everyone is waiting for you! Doc!
[08:08] ---
    Dr. Stein!
[08:15] ---
    The noise won't go away...
[08:17] ---
    Another meaningless act.
    It's time to end this.
[08:32] ---
    Goodbye, Maka Albarn...
[08:54] ---
    Crona!
[09:23] ---
    Crona!
[09:26] ---
    Crona! Say something, Crona!
[09:30] ---
    Crona? Crona? Crona?!
[09:39] ---
    Y-You gotta be kidding me...
[09:41] ---
    It's your fault I wound up like this...
[09:45] ---
    Ragnarok...
[09:50] ---
    M-Maka...
[09:54] ---
    Talk about collateral damage...
[09:57] ---
    What are you, a plague?
    This really sucks...
[10:02] ---
    It sucks, but for stupid
    Crona's death it's not too bad...
[10:12] ---
    Don't cry, Maka...
[10:16] ---
    I-I'm happy...
[10:20] ---
    I was finally able... to help you...
[10:36] ---
    You certainly managed to tame Crona well.
[10:42] ---
    I never imagined that child would
    resort to self-sacrifice for someone else.
[10:51] ---
    Hey, Maka...!
[10:58] ---
    Medusa!
[11:00] ---
    Oh? Did I make you mad?
[11:06] ---
    Stop, Maka!
[11:07] ---
    Don't fight negative feelings
    with negative feelings! Maka!
[11:11] ---
    What?!
[11:16] ---
    It's no use...
[11:18] ---
    Your voice can't reach her now...
[11:22] ---
    Maka! Listen to me! Say something! Maka!
[11:28] ---
    Give in to it.
[11:31] ---
    It'll put you at ease.
[11:37] ---
    Pull yourself together, Maka!
[11:40] ---
    If you don't do something,
    we'll be swallowed by madness too!
[11:48] ---
    She's lost control of herself.
    She's gone completely crazy...
[11:56] ---
    Stay out of my way!
[12:02] ---
    Maka... Stop...
[12:13] ---
    It's finally reached you!
    The healing wavelength...
[12:26] ---
    Stein...
[12:29] ---
    Who's there?
[12:31] ---
    Someone, anyone...
    Turn off this noise in my head...
[12:38] ---
    It won't stop...
[12:41] ---
    Is breaking it really the
    only way to stop this noise?
[12:47] ---
    Is it impossible to fix now?
[12:50] ---
    There's no need to fix it.
    It isn't even broken.
[12:56] ---
    You're you.
[13:05] ---
    The noise is gone...
[13:09] ---
    Try picturing it in your mind again...
[13:13] ---
    The place you should return to...
[13:19] ---
    I'm sure you'll be able to return...
[13:22] ---
    So...
[13:47] ---
    Marie...
[13:51] ---
    Welcome back, Stein.
[13:56] ---
    Vector Arrow!
[13:58] ---
    Don't just sit there, Maka!
[14:03] ---
    Geez! Finally back, huh?!
[14:06] ---
    Sorry, Soul.
[14:09] ---
    It seems I've caused you
    quite a lot of trouble.
[14:12] ---
    Yes. I have more crow's feet
    around my eyes thanks to you.
[14:18] ---
    You can pay me back right now.
[14:34] ---
    Are you up to it, Stein?
[14:36] ---
    Yes.
[14:39] ---
    Of course I am.
[14:45] ---
    Doc! Crona is...!
[14:47] ---
    Please stay calm, Maka.
[14:50] ---
    It's very faint, but I sense Crona's soul.
[14:55] ---
    I promise. I will save Crona.
[14:59] ---
    So please concentrate on Medusa right now.
[15:03] ---
    Right.
[15:06] ---
    A comrade that can never be lost...
[15:11] ---
    I think I understand that now...
[15:15] ---
    Medusa! The tables have turned!
[15:19] ---
    Do you people really intend to defeat me?
[15:23] ---
    Of course.
[15:24] ---
    And what of my accord with DWMA?
[15:26] ---
    Due to your treacherous intent for
    DWMA, the accord cannot be upheld.
[15:32] ---
    This is Rachel's body, you know.
[15:36] ---
    Are you two ready for a Resonance Link?
[15:40] ---
    Yes!
[15:42] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[15:47] ---
    Resonance Link!
[15:53] ---
    Can you hear me, Maka?
[15:55] ---
    Yes.
[15:56] ---
    We'll distract her.
[15:59] ---
    She's surely wary of Marie's
    healing wavelength.
[16:03] ---
    Wait for your chance and
    then end this in one shot.
[16:07] ---
    But how?
[16:09] ---
    You should know the answer
    to that more than anyone.
[16:17] ---
    The unique power you
    inherited from your mother...
[16:22] ---
    The holy power that can purge
    evil and destroy that which is magic...
[16:27] ---
    The Anti-Magic Wavelength.
[16:32] ---
    With that power,
[16:34] ---
    you should be able to defeat
    Medusa without harming Rachel's body.
[16:40] ---
    It's all up to you.
[16:42] ---
    Whoa, Maka! He's asking too much!
[16:45] ---
    He thinks we pulled that
    move off on purpose before!
[16:49] ---
    Even so, we have to do it
    if we want to defeat Medusa!
[16:55] ---
    Vector Arrow!
[16:57] ---
    Vector Plate!
[17:00] ---
    Vector Storm!
[17:03] ---
    Marie!
[17:04] ---
    Yes!
[17:06] ---
    If you intend to use that power to
    drive me from this body, it's no use!
[17:11] ---
    Is that so?!
[17:13] ---
    However special of a wavelength it is...
[17:16] ---
    it still needs to hit me!
[17:19] ---
    There's one other person
    with a special wavelength.
[17:24] ---
    Medusa!
[17:29] ---
    I absolutely will...
[17:44] ---
    make you pay!
[17:46] ---
    An Anti-Magic Wavelength?!
[17:51] ---
    Vector Plate!
[17:52] ---
    Genie Hunter!
[17:55] ---
    That oversized move won't work on...!
[18:09] ---
    This is the power of an
    Anti-Magic Wavelength?
[18:12] ---
    But all you've done is drive me out.
[18:15] ---
    No.
[18:19] ---
    You're through.
[18:20] ---
    What?
[18:27] ---
    I-Impossible...
[18:29] ---
    This is the power of an
    Anti-Magic Wavelength.
[18:33] ---
    The true power of the ultimate technique
[18:35] ---
    that cuts down only that
    which is evil: the Genie Hunter.
[18:42] ---
    Let me tell you something.
[18:45] ---
    Your Anti-Magic Wavelength
    may be able to cut me down,
[18:48] ---
    but it won't be able to kill the Kishin.
[18:56] ---
    It's over...
[19:00] ---
    I'm concerned about the
    severity of Crona's wounds,
[19:03] ---
    but I believe neither of
    their lives is in danger.
[19:07] ---
    Crona...
[19:12] ---
    What's that?
[19:14] ---
    A picture postcard my mom sent.
[19:17] ---
    There's something written
    on it, but I can't read it...
[19:31] ---
    "Shujaat."
[19:33] ---
    Huh?
[19:34] ---
    What?
[19:35] ---
    Is that a spell or something?
[19:38] ---
    "Bravery..."
[19:40] ---
    That's the word written here.
[19:46] ---
    Bravery...
[19:49] ---
    It's a nice word.
[19:52] ---
    I'm sure that single word
    must have much meaning behind it.
[20:02] ---
    Yes.
[20:04] ---
    Stein and I will return to DWMA for now.
[20:07] ---
    To tend to them and to make a report.
[20:11] ---
    What will you two do?
[20:14] ---
    We're going to see the Kishin.
[20:18] ---
    I thought you would say that.
[20:21] ---
    Listen, Maka...
[20:23] ---
    With Lord Death unable
    to leave Death City now,
[20:26] ---
    your Anti-Magic Wavelength
    may be our only trump card
[20:29] ---
    for defeating the Kishin.
[20:32] ---
    Do you understand the meaning of this?
[20:35] ---
    Yes!
[20:41] ---
    Pathetic DWMA! It appears
    you're lacking military might!
[20:45] ---
    Don't assume you can bring
    Baba Yaga's Castle down this easily!
[20:53] ---
    What?! What's happening?!
[20:55] ---
    Sir Mosquito! Something
    is heading for this castle!
[20:59] ---
    The traps are being activated,
    but they're proving completely useless!
[21:03] ---
    What's going on?!
[21:12] ---
    He's here...
[21:15] ---
    Where is it?! Where is
    damn Baba Yaga's Castle?!
[21:25] ---
    I'd say this looks like the place.
[21:27] ---
    Y-Yes...
[21:38] ---
    So you came...
[21:42] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Mifune.
[21:45] ---
    It's time for my great entrance!
[22:05] ---
    Kawaita kichibiru
[22:08] ---
    itetsuku taiyou ni
[22:12] ---
    sarasarete
[22:16] ---
    afureru namida ga
[22:18] ---
    shitataru mabushisa de
[22:22] ---
    boku o nazoru kara
[22:25] ---
    tarinai kasho o
[22:27] ---
    tada umeau you ni
[22:30] ---
    kimi o motometeita
[22:35] ---
    fureau yubi ni
[22:37] ---
    tsutawaru setsunasa dake o
[22:42] ---
    kakiatsumete
[22:45] ---
    kodou no oku ni
[22:48] ---
    kazasu negai o
[22:51] ---
    sadame to iu nara
[22:55] ---
    nokosareta kioku to
[22:59] ---
    nakushita kimi no
[23:02] ---
    omokage ga
[23:05] ---
    ima mo
[23:07] ---
    okizari no
[23:10] ---
    mama
[23:18] ---
    I, Stein, have finally returned!
[23:21] ---
    Now we'll test to see if
    Dr. Stein is really back to normal!
[23:24] ---
    Try saying "suture" ten times in a row.
[23:27] ---
    You go first.
[23:29] ---
    Huh?!
[23:30] ---
    Do it.
[23:31] ---
    Suture, suture, suture, suture, suture,
[23:34] ---
    suture, suture, suture, suture, shooture!
[23:36] ---
    Grin.
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 46:
[23:40] ---
    "Warrior or Slaughterer?
    Showdown: Mifune vs. Black☆Star?"
[23:44] ---
    Shooture... It's hard to say.

E46 - Warrior or Slaughterer? Showdown: Mifune vs. Black☆Star?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:26] ---
    He's here...
[00:42] ---
    So you came...
[00:46] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Mifune.
[00:49] ---
    It's time for my great entrance!
[00:52] ---
    One win and one loss...
    Now we can finish this.
[01:00] ---
    Yeah. I'll settle this once and for all.
[01:14] ---
    Tsubaki. Are you ready?
[01:16] ---
    Yes.
[01:20] ---
    The path of the demon
    or the path of the warrior?
[01:25] ---
    Black☆Star...
[01:28] ---
    Which path will you follow?!
[01:46] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:47] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:50] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[01:54] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[01:57] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:59] ---
    If you want it
[02:02] ---
    you can see for yourself
[02:06] ---
    any world at all
[02:10] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:14] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[02:21] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[02:25] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[02:28] ---
    and hung up a
[02:31] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:33] ---
    if you believe in me!
[02:36] ---
    When You're
[02:38] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:41] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:44] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[02:48] ---
    like the moon
[03:09] ---
    Is it wise to quietly hand
    this Magic Tool over to DWMA?
[03:14] ---
    If Father plans to use these Magic
    Tools for evil, then I'll be forced to...
[03:22] ---
    Hey, Kid!
    What?
[03:25] ---
    What do you think that is?
[03:52] ---
    Fools!
[03:57] ---
    "Warrior or Slaughterer?
    Showdown: Mifune vs. Black☆Star?"
[04:02] ---
    Fools!
[04:04] ---
    Azusa. What's the battle situation?
[04:06] ---
    Not good.
[04:09] ---
    We are making headway, but
    have yet to infiltrate the castle.
[04:14] ---
    Fools!
[04:15] ---
    What's happening at the relay points?
[04:18] ---
    Right.
[04:19] ---
    Of the six relay points, the ones in
    Oceania, Europe, and the Middle East
[04:24] ---
    have been successfully
    conquered and destroyed.
[04:28] ---
    However, fighting continues
    at the three remaining locations.
[04:32] ---
    Fool!
[04:33] ---
    Destroying them will slow the
    spread of the madness only a little bit.
[04:39] ---
    Yes. Defeating the Kishin will be
    the only way to overcome this situation.
[04:45] ---
    Fool!
[04:47] ---
    Lord Death.
[04:50] ---
    Foo...
[04:52] ---
    Death the Kid has returned.
[04:54] ---
    And the Magic Tool?
[04:56] ---
    It appears he has succeeded
    in retrieving it.
[05:02] ---
    I see... In that case...
[05:06] ---
    tell Kid to go see BJ.
[05:12] ---
    Hey, Kid! Isn't this...?!
[05:15] ---
    Yes. The secret room of
    that man who played dumb.
[05:20] ---
    These Magic Tools and
    DWMA's disturbing actions...
[05:24] ---
    Just what is it they're hiding?
[05:29] ---
    It's all beyond this door...
[05:48] ---
    I used to think you showed some
    promise, but I guess I overrated you.
[05:55] ---
    Don't talk down to me like you're all that!
[05:59] ---
    Tsubaki! Ninja Sword Mode!
[06:01] ---
    Right!
[06:04] ---
    Here goes! Speed☆Star!
[06:12] ---
    Over here!
[06:15] ---
    He's fast!
[06:20] ---
    You raised your soul resonance rate, huh?
[06:23] ---
    My sword and your speed...
[06:26] ---
    Time to see which is faster!
[06:30] ---
    Here comes his Infinite Sword Style!
[06:40] ---
    You're a fake.
[06:45] ---
    The real one is...
[06:47] ---
    above!
[06:59] ---
    Not good!
[07:01] ---
    Sword Fang!
[07:03] ---
    Vertical Line!
[07:06] ---
    One! Two!
[07:08] ---
    Three!
[07:11] ---
    Black☆Star!
[07:17] ---
    These are nothing! They're only scratches!
[07:22] ---
    You have good eyes.
    You parried them just barely...
[07:27] ---
    Looks like the Enchanted Sword
    is the only way to beat this guy...!
[07:33] ---
    Thanks for getting it for us!
    You're a real life-saver!
[07:40] ---
    Welcome!
[07:42] ---
    So, where is the Magic Tool?
[07:45] ---
    Right here.
[07:50] ---
    But first, I'd like a
    precise and exact explanation.
[07:56] ---
    What is this Magic Tool? What are
    you planning to use it for, Father?
[08:03] ---
    Sure. Okay.
[08:05] ---
    Huh?
[08:07] ---
    But that goes against
    everything you've done before,
[08:10] ---
    like beating around the bush or
    never giving me a straight answer
[08:13] ---
    or keeping everything a secret from...
[08:16] ---
    Sorry about that.
[08:18] ---
    All this work was top-secret stuff
    we absolutely couldn't let get out.
[08:24] ---
    We especially couldn't let it
    get leaked to the Kishin's side.
[08:28] ---
    Huh? You mean we were
    worried about nothing?
[08:33] ---
    How dumb!
[08:37] ---
    But now that we have that Magic Tool,
    our hard work will be rewarded.
[08:42] ---
    Yes, yes!
[08:44] ---
    Y-Yes! What exactly is this Magic Tool?
[08:50] ---
    Actually, this is Eibon's last creation...
[08:55] ---
    the Magic Tool Eibon.
[09:35] ---
    Okay! Now we break in, according to plan!
[09:37] ---
    Is it really safe to go inside like this?
[09:40] ---
    Don't know. But getting
    inside is our mission.
[09:45] ---
    In that case...
[09:51] ---
    What do you think about this?
[09:54] ---
    Forward! Their castle is now in sight!
[10:04] ---
    Forward!
    Damn DWMA...
[10:07] ---
    You're quite formidable indeed.
[10:10] ---
    Mosquito. Why are you still
    having difficulties?
[10:15] ---
    Please forgive me.
    The enemy seems very desperate too...
[10:20] ---
    In that case, use it.
[10:23] ---
    To what are you referring?
[10:27] ---
    But our own squads are still...!
[10:30] ---
    Use it.
[10:32] ---
    Yes, as you wish!
[10:37] ---
    Never did I think we
    would resort to using that...
[10:56] ---
    A new weapon that compresses and shoots
[10:59] ---
    the madness that the Kishin gives off...
[11:02] ---
    Not only will this attack
    destroy the enemy in an instant,
[11:06] ---
    but every other living
    being on the field as well...
[11:14] ---
    Exceptional is its power...!
[11:21] ---
    What?!
[11:31] ---
    Watch where you're lookin'!
[11:33] ---
    Tsubaki! Enchanted Sword Mode!
[11:35] ---
    Right!
[11:46] ---
    It won't last long in your condition.
[11:48] ---
    Don't worry about me! I'll beat you first!
[11:55] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[12:06] ---
    Shadow☆Star!
[12:15] ---
    Such strong negativity... So you
    intend to take the path of the demon?!
[12:20] ---
    I will win! That's all!
[12:24] ---
    I asked if you're going to follow
    the path of the demon of your own will!
[12:28] ---
    Shut up! I don't take orders from you!
[12:44] ---
    Those eyes...
[12:46] ---
    They look just like his...
[12:56] ---
    What is that?!
[12:58] ---
    Hey, now! No one said
    anything about the castle moving!
[13:09] ---
    It's good to see you
    again, Great Wizard Eibon...
[13:15] ---
    It's good to see him?
[13:17] ---
    Does that mean he and Eibon really are...
[13:21] ---
    Death...
[13:23] ---
    I'm sorry for asking so suddenly,
    but I need to borrow the Brew's power.
[13:29] ---
    You want to use the Brew?
[13:31] ---
    The world is a real mess thanks to
    that scaredy-cat and that spider woman.
[13:36] ---
    Asura and Arachne?
[13:40] ---
    Father...
[13:43] ---
    What connection do you two share?
[13:45] ---
    Yes, perhaps I should tell you in advance.
[13:53] ---
    Long ago, Eibon was my comrade.
[13:58] ---
    He used to be one of the
    Eight Guardians of Death
[14:04] ---
    and a colleague of the Kishin Asura.
[14:09] ---
    So why did he become the leading
    expert on Magic Tool development?
[14:15] ---
    Some stuff happened, and, yeah...
[14:17] ---
    That's not an explanation.
[14:20] ---
    I dunno, he also likes
    fiddling with gadgets...
[14:25] ---
    Now you're just avoiding the question...
[14:26] ---
    Eep!
[14:28] ---
    A-Anyway, research and development
    on Magic Tools originally began
[14:35] ---
    to protect this world's order.
[14:39] ---
    As is always the case in any era,
[14:41] ---
    things used for convenience
    also tested their user's qualities.
[14:47] ---
    The greater the effect, the greater
    the risk when they were used for evil.
[14:55] ---
    Even so, he continued his research
    and development with faith in mankind.
[15:02] ---
    But, after a certain point in time,
[15:05] ---
    Eibon's research began to
    focus on a specific genre...
[15:11] ---
    What genre was that?
[15:15] ---
    Immortality research.
[15:18] ---
    Welcome!
[15:22] ---
    Yes! I'll have a sushi roll on the rocks!
[15:26] ---
    You're obnoxious!
[15:29] ---
    Wh-Why are you here?!
[15:31] ---
    Fool!
[15:33] ---
    That matters not!
[15:35] ---
    Are you sure it doesn't matter?
[15:36] ---
    Does it matter? This looks like fun!
[15:39] ---
    Eibon's research into immortality...
[15:41] ---
    It was truly a series of crossed paths!
[15:47] ---
    Hidden beneath its surface
    was a heartbreaking drama!
[15:51] ---
    His wife's illness...
[15:53] ---
    It was to save his beloved that
    Eibon began his research into immortality!
[15:59] ---
    Transcending death...!
[16:01] ---
    Not even the greatest of inventors
    had ever succeeded in this field,
[16:05] ---
    and the great sage Eibon was no exception!
[16:10] ---
    His research had hit a dead-end!
[16:12] ---
    Just then, who should utter alluring
    words into Eibon's ear but Arachne!
[16:23] ---
    Is that for real?
[16:24] ---
    Why?! Why does everything
    sound like a lie when he talks?!
[16:31] ---
    It's the truth.
[16:35] ---
    With the combination of
    Eibon's Magic Tool research
[16:38] ---
    and the negative research of Arachne,
    who created the Magic Weapons,
[16:44] ---
    the Magic Tool Brew was completed.
[16:50] ---
    Long ago, I came across a
    man with the same eyes as yours...
[16:55] ---
    A man with a star tattoo...
[17:07] ---
    To think you would even
    take the lives of the good...
[17:13] ---
    You're a member of the Star Clan.
[17:17] ---
    So you intend to leave the path of
    the warrior for the path of the demon?
[17:21] ---
    Path? Don't give me that crap.
[17:26] ---
    I'm here to win. That's all.
[17:30] ---
    It's not too late yet. Stop while you can.
[17:33] ---
    I don't take orders from you!
[17:37] ---
    The notorious Star Clan, huh?
[17:40] ---
    I don't give a damn about
    a lousy clan that was defeated!
[17:44] ---
    Even if you don't,
    a demon's child is still a demon.
[17:47] ---
    You can't break from
    your dirtied bloodline!
[17:50] ---
    Shut up!
[18:00] ---
    You have much power, so why?!
[18:03] ---
    There are no paths when
    it comes to killing.
[18:06] ---
    There exists only winning and losing.
[18:08] ---
    You've killed people with that sword,
[18:10] ---
    and now you intend to use
    it to cut apart your own soul?
[18:19] ---
    He was the very first time
    I had ever encountered fear.
[18:24] ---
    But, the soul of the man
    I feared as a demon
[18:28] ---
    may have been secretly trembling
    out of fear of defeat as well...
[18:36] ---
    You're one talkative samurai!
[18:38] ---
    You already know defeat, too.
[18:41] ---
    What did you say?!
[18:47] ---
    There's only one reason
    that man strayed from the path...
[18:54] ---
    White☆Star! It's time to finish this!
[19:02] ---
    You've...! You've already become inhuman...
[19:13] ---
    He lost to his own darkness.
    What about you?
[19:17] ---
    Faced with an unbeatable opponent,
    will you follow the path of the demon?!
[19:21] ---
    I won't lose! His soul was weak!
    That's why he lost! That's all!
[19:29] ---
    You're wrong! He was strong!
[19:46] ---
    He continually sought greater heights
[19:50] ---
    by driving forward and
    constantly pushing himself...
[19:52] ---
    And then...
[19:56] ---
    defeated by a warrior,
    he fell to the path of the demon!
[20:06] ---
    I ask you again.
[20:09] ---
    Will you follow the path of the
    demon or the path of the warrior?
[20:15] ---
    Shut up, you damn samurai!
[20:20] ---
    Don't be telling me what to do!
[20:36] ---
    So you're but one who lives in darkness...
[20:46] ---
    Black☆Star!
[20:54] ---
    Overwhelming, isn't it?
    I'll slaughter you all!
[21:06] ---
    Say, Excalibur. Doesn't this
    seem like an alumni reunion?
[21:12] ---
    Did you drop by to see ol' Eibon too?
[21:16] ---
    There's that too, but I came
    here for a different reason.
[21:21] ---
    Are you going to lend your help?
[21:23] ---
    Fool! Not that!
[21:27] ---
    I came to witness it.
[21:31] ---
    Now, let us begin...
[21:37] ---
    Brew... Unlock...
[22:05] ---
    With dry lips
[22:08] ---
    exposed to the
[22:12] ---
    icy sun
[22:16] ---
    my overflowing tears
[22:18] ---
    scrape against me
[22:22] ---
    with tremendous brightness
[22:25] ---
    So I sought you
[22:27] ---
    to fill in the gaps
[22:30] ---
    left by what I lack,
[22:35] ---
    only to gather up
[22:37] ---
    the sadness passed through
[22:42] ---
    our touching fingers
[22:45] ---
    If you claim the wish
[22:48] ---
    deep in my heartbeat
[22:51] ---
    as being destiny
[22:55] ---
    then the memories
[22:59] ---
    and lost remnants
[23:02] ---
    you left behind
[23:05] ---
    are still
[23:07] ---
    abandoned
[23:10] ---
    even now
[23:18] ---
    Energy coefficient stable. Soul
    detection radar in high-altitude mode.
[23:21] ---
    Armed gear exchange rate,
    87%. System checks, all green.
[23:25] ---
    - -Lord Death! Ready when you are!
    Good! Death City Robot, flight mode!
[23:30] ---
    Transform! Tadah!
[23:32] ---
    That was a fun game, but
    does this thing really transform?!
[23:35] ---
    Definitely not!
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 47:
[23:40] ---
    "The Miraculous Coffee Table Flip...
    Fly, Our Death City Robot?"
[23:44] ---
    With my glasses, it'll be a cinch!
[23:45] ---
    What will?
[23:46] ---
    

E47 - The Miraculous Coffee Table Flip – Fly, Our Death City Robot?

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    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:26] ---
    The path of the demon
    or the path of the warrior...
[00:30] ---
    Black☆Star...
[00:33] ---
    Which path will you follow?
[00:36] ---
    Shut up! Don't be telling me what to do!
[00:50] ---
    So you're but one who lives in darkness...
[01:00] ---
    Black☆Star!
[01:13] ---
    Where am I?
[01:22] ---
    What the...?!
[01:27] ---
    Let go! Let go, dammit!
[01:33] ---
    Stop it!
[01:45] ---
    Images...
[02:10] ---
    I'm Falling
[02:11] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[02:14] ---
    iki o hisomete
[02:18] ---
    matteiru Deadly Night
[02:21] ---
    Don't Scary
[02:23] ---
    kimi ga nozomeba
[02:26] ---
    donna sekai mo
[02:30] ---
    sono me ni utsuseru kara
[02:34] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:39] ---
    kowai yume da toshitemo
[02:45] ---
    Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
[02:49] ---
    hoshi o kudaki
[02:52] ---
    kazari tsuketa
[02:55] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:57] ---
    shinjite kureta nara!
[03:00] ---
    When You're
[03:02] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[03:05] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[03:08] ---
    miagereba kagayaku
[03:12] ---
    tsuki no you ni
[03:26] ---
    Hey, Free. Can you hear me?
[03:28] ---
    Yeah, I hear you.
[03:30] ---
    I haven't been able to contact
    Medusa for a while. I think she might be...
[03:36] ---
    This is our chance.
[03:38] ---
    I think so too. What do you think, Mizunes?
[03:42] ---
    Good. In that case...
[03:44] ---
    Yeah. Let's scram.
[03:48] ---
    Is something wrong, Ox?
[03:50] ---
    No, it's nothing...
[03:52] ---
    Then let's hurry!
[03:53] ---
    Yes...
[04:00] ---
    "The Miraculous Coffee Table Flip...
    Fly, Our Death City Robot?"
[04:11] ---
    Brew... Unlock...
[04:20] ---
    It begins!
[04:28] ---
    What is this?!
[04:35] ---
    It got bigger!
[04:40] ---
    Look well! This is the true
    form of the Magic Tool Brew,
[04:44] ---
    said to be Eibon's greatest masterpiece!
[05:01] ---
    Death. Preparations are complete.
[05:05] ---
    Thanks...
[05:08] ---
    Father. What exactly does the Brew do?
[05:12] ---
    The Magic Tool Brew...
[05:14] ---
    It possesses the power
    to realize its user's desires.
[05:20] ---
    Realize desires?
[05:22] ---
    Its effectiveness also
    changes depending on things
[05:24] ---
    like the size of one's soul wavelength
    and how strong the desires are.
[05:28] ---
    It is truly a Magic Tool of duality;
[05:30] ---
    used incorrectly, it may
    well destroy the world!
[05:35] ---
    In fact, he feared its
    tremendous power so much
[05:39] ---
    that he made a key to it
    embedded with his own soul.
[05:44] ---
    In other words, the Magic
    Tool Eibon is Eibon's very soul
[05:50] ---
    and serves as a safety
    device that activates the Brew?
[05:55] ---
    Death. My final research has
    been the cause for many tragedies.
[06:05] ---
    The fraying of friendship...
[06:08] ---
    Insurrection... Siding with witches...
[06:17] ---
    Eternal separation from loved ones...
[06:23] ---
    But, in the end, there is at least some
    consolation in it being of help to you.
[06:29] ---
    The words you spoke to me then...
[06:34] ---
    You will find naught but
    sadness by transcending death.
[06:39] ---
    Only in this form do I now understand.
[06:44] ---
    Eibon...
[06:57] ---
    Make the world...
[07:02] ---
    Fool!
[07:14] ---
    Lord Death. Can you hear me?
[07:21] ---
    Change in situation!
    The enemy has a new weapon!
[07:25] ---
    We can't continue to
    maintain the battle lines!
[07:27] ---
    It looks like we'll need to hurry.
[07:32] ---
    Things are so big I'm
    at a loss for words...
[07:35] ---
    But you're talking right now!
[07:37] ---
    Sorry! I'll be quiet now!
[07:40] ---
    Yeah! Then I will too!
[07:42] ---
    A Magic Tool that realizes desires...
[07:45] ---
    What does Father intend to wish for?
[07:48] ---
    Well, let's give it a shot!
[08:03] ---
    What is this?!
[08:13] ---
    Father!
[08:35] ---
    Death City is...?!
[08:51] ---
    Now you, Nakatsukasa?
[08:56] ---
    What do you want? Are you
    finally ready to bow down to me?
[09:02] ---
    Today I came to say farewell.
[09:05] ---
    Huh?
[09:06] ---
    You don't know?
[09:08] ---
    Know what?
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    You lost.
[09:13] ---
    What?
[09:14] ---
    And then you were
    swallowed by the souls of warriors
[09:17] ---
    slain before fulfilling
    their lives' ambitions.
[09:23] ---
    These are the deepest
    depths of the Enchanted Sword,
[09:26] ---
    where the souls of those who lose
    to fear and fail to be warriors wind up.
[09:32] ---
    Then the things I just saw were...
[09:36] ---
    Farewell, boy. I doubt
    we will ever meet again.
[09:41] ---
    You barked and howled
    about transcending God,
[09:44] ---
    but in the end, your path is only...
[09:53] ---
    Not so fast, you damn deer.
[09:59] ---
    Black☆Star... A world of darkness...
[10:02] ---
    One who takes away people's
    hopes and lives in darkness...
[10:07] ---
    May you at least rest in peace.
[10:27] ---
    Now that's the look...
[10:30] ---
    It looks like you've chosen
    the path of the warrior.
[10:32] ---
    Path of the warrior?
[10:35] ---
    Tears?
[10:38] ---
    I don't show my tears.
[10:40] ---
    These are the tears of
    those guys who died in sorrow!
[10:45] ---
    If I can clear that sorrow,
    then I'll carry all of their burdens!
[10:50] ---
    Foolishness.
[10:53] ---
    You have already lost.
[10:55] ---
    Shaking and overcome with
    despair, what can you possibly...
[10:59] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[11:02] ---
    I ain't lost yet. And I'll
    stand up to the fear.
[11:07] ---
    I absolutely won't give up!
[11:09] ---
    When I lose is when I die!
[11:13] ---
    Until I, myself, accept that I've lost...
[11:17] ---
    then I haven't lost!
[11:23] ---
    So you're going to clear the
    sorrow of those who fell along the path?
[11:30] ---
    Come with me, Nakatsukasa.
[11:32] ---
    I'm gonna show you a world
    no one's seen before!
[11:50] ---
    Our souls...
[11:53] ---
    are with you.
[12:04] ---
    Mifune. I'll tell you one thing.
[12:09] ---
    The path I follow is neither the path
    of the warrior nor the path of the demon.
[12:18] ---
    It's an unexplored realm
    not even God has been to!
[12:24] ---
    I will only follow my path!
[12:27] ---
    Neither the warrior nor the demon...
    The path all your own, huh?
[12:33] ---
    Come, Black☆Star!
[13:46] ---
    Mr. Mifune...
[13:51] ---
    What's the matter? Finish me...
[13:55] ---
    Giving up already, bodyguard?
[13:58] ---
    I'm pretty sure there's
    someone you need to protect.
[14:01] ---
    Plus you need to fulfill
    your promise to Tsubaki...
[14:09] ---
    It would be wonderful if someone
    with your skills and love for children
[14:13] ---
    became a role model... a
    teacher... for DWMA students...
[14:17] ---
    What?! Me, a teacher?!
[14:26] ---
    Let's go.
[14:28] ---
    We'll start by picking up your princess.
[14:50] ---
    That geezer's not so inept after all!
[14:53] ---
    You really are simpleminded.
[14:56] ---
    What?!
[14:57] ---
    Have you really not noticed?
[15:00] ---
    You're irritating me!
    What are you talking about?!
[15:03] ---
    The attacks are indiscriminate.
[15:06] ---
    In other words,
    Arachnophobia has abandoned you.
[15:10] ---
    What?! Seriously?!
[15:12] ---
    Seriously.
[15:15] ---
    Bastard...
[15:19] ---
    Weak! Weak!
[15:21] ---
    That's Lady Arachne for you!
[15:22] ---
    To think that ignoring pathetic "order"
    would make this such a one-sided battle!
[15:32] ---
    Lousy small fries!
[15:35] ---
    Is this the end of the line?!
[15:40] ---
    Die!
[15:47] ---
    Wh-What the...?!
[15:58] ---
    What is that?
[16:18] ---
    What the heck is that?!
[16:29] ---
    Right in the nick of time...
[16:35] ---
    What is that?
[16:40] ---
    Father's desire...
[16:43] ---
    By embedding his own soul into
    Death City to seal away the Kishin,
[16:49] ---
    he became unable to leave the town...
[16:56] ---
    He probably wanted to rush
    here more than anyone else.
[17:00] ---
    Was it that earnest feeling...
[17:06] ---
    that caused this nonsensical
    situation to be realized?!
[17:11] ---
    Now, then! Let's give it a go!
[17:15] ---
    Mosquito. Engage it.
[17:19] ---
    Understood!
[17:31] ---
    Now it's that?!
[17:38] ---
    I can't believe this!
[17:40] ---
    Is this for real?
[17:43] ---
    So cool!
[17:47] ---
    Bring it on!
[17:50] ---
    Here goes!
[18:19] ---
    Pesky little thing!
[18:23] ---
    Father! You're being reckless!
[18:47] ---
    Why, you...!
[18:53] ---
    Not good enough!
[19:08] ---
    Ouch! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[19:12] ---
    Father!
[19:18] ---
    Eye Poke!
[19:32] ---
    Special Attack...
[19:35] ---
    Coffee Table Flip!
[19:42] ---
    What?!
[19:50] ---
    Now.
[19:57] ---
    This is a Death Scythe power...
    Clairvoyance!
[20:13] ---
    I've found him, Lord Death.
[20:15] ---
    The Kishin is in the center of the
    uppermost floor of Baba Yaga's Castle.
[20:21] ---
    Thanks, Azusa. Kilik and the
    others really pulled through for us.
[20:27] ---
    Hold on tight!
[20:33] ---
    Just you watch!
[20:39] ---
    Take this!
[21:00] ---
    Playtime is over!
[21:14] ---
    What?!
[21:17] ---
    This can't be!
[21:37] ---
    It swallowed the Kishin!
[21:44] ---
    Burp.
[22:05] ---
    Kawaita kichibiru
[22:08] ---
    itetsuku taiyou ni
[22:12] ---
    sarasarete
[22:15] ---
    afureru namida ga
[22:18] ---
    shitataru mabushisa de
[22:22] ---
    boku o nazoru kara
[22:25] ---
    tarinai kasho o
[22:27] ---
    tada umeau you ni
[22:30] ---
    kimi o motometeita
[22:35] ---
    fureau yubi ni
[22:37] ---
    tsutawaru setsunasa dake o
[22:42] ---
    kakiatsumete
[22:45] ---
    kodou no oku ni
[22:48] ---
    kazasu negai o
[22:51] ---
    sadame to iu nara
[22:55] ---
    nokosareta kioku to
[22:58] ---
    nakushita kimi no
[23:02] ---
    omokage ga
[23:05] ---
    ima mo
[23:07] ---
    okizari no
[23:10] ---
    mama
[23:18] ---
    It ate the Kishin?!
[23:20] ---
    I guess that ends everything!
    A new show will start next week!
[23:24] ---
    Hold on! I'd be too shamed to show
    myself if we just let it end like that!
[23:28] ---
    But the Kishin got eaten, so it's over.
[23:31] ---
    Uhh, but, that's the problem...
[23:34] ---
    It's not over?
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 48:
[23:39] ---
    "Lord Death Wields a Death Scythe...
    Just One Step from Utter Darkness?"
[23:43] ---
    I guess it's not over yet!
[23:45] ---
    

E48 - Lord Death Wields a Death Scythe – Just One Step from Utter Darkness?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:23] ---
    As the battle headed for a
    conclusion, it also escalated in speed.
[00:31] ---
    Black☆Star finished his
    fight with Mifune...
[00:40] ---
    and my father used the Magic Tool Brew
[00:43] ---
    to activate the Death City Robot.
[00:58] ---
    What?!
[01:00] ---
    This can't be!
[01:01] ---
    And, at last, the Kishin
    was successfully captured.
[01:23] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:24] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:27] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[01:31] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[01:34] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:36] ---
    If you want it
[01:39] ---
    you can see for yourself
[01:43] ---
    any world at all
[01:47] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[01:51] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[01:58] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[02:02] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[02:05] ---
    and hung up a
[02:08] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:10] ---
    if you believe in me!
[02:14] ---
    When You're
[02:15] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:18] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:21] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[02:25] ---
    like the moon
[02:55] ---
    Honestly, now. I see you're
    still as heavy-handed as ever.
[03:02] ---
    We meet again, Asura.
[03:05] ---
    I had hoped that we wouldn't,
    if at all possible...
[03:11] ---
    Things are getting tense in here...
[03:14] ---
    I feel like the madness might take
    over my mind just by being here...
[03:19] ---
    Lord Death in his complete form,
    brandishing Death Scythe...
[03:24] ---
    and the Kishin Asura, who escaped
    after being sealed away for so long...
[03:29] ---
    Which will it be?
[03:31] ---
    So sorry, but there's no escape now.
[03:36] ---
    My permission is needed to leave this room.
[03:41] ---
    Oh, then that means I
    simply need to defeat you.
[03:47] ---
    Are you serious? Do you
    really think you can defeat me?
[03:57] ---
    Sorry...
[04:00] ---
    but the outcome of our fight was
    decided the moment you were swallowed.
[04:07] ---
    So, shall we finish things
    up nice and quickly?
[04:12] ---
    It's starting... The
    battle between two gods...
[04:20] ---
    "Lord Death Wields a Death Scythe...
    Just One Step from Utter Darkness?"
[04:32] ---
    Hey, Maka! What the heck's going on?!
[04:35] ---
    How is Death City moving around?!
    What happened to the Kishin?!
[04:40] ---
    I don't need soul perception to know.
    The Kishin is in the Death Room.
[04:46] ---
    What?!
[04:48] ---
    Lord Death is there, too.
[04:50] ---
    Then...
[04:52] ---
    Let's hurry, Soul.
[04:53] ---
    You're going to the Death Room?
[04:56] ---
    There are still other objectives.
[04:58] ---
    The destruction of Arachne
    and the device...
[05:00] ---
    Let's do what we can.
[05:04] ---
    First we'll meet up with
    Black☆Star's group. Okay?
[05:07] ---
    Yeah. Got it.
[05:21] ---
    Which way?
[05:22] ---
    Turn left there...
    Left?!
[05:26] ---
    Which way is left?!
[05:27] ---
    Calm down, Black☆Star. Left is
    the hand you hold your rice bowl in.
[05:34] ---
    Okay!
[05:36] ---
    Please, Black☆Star! That's the
    hand you hold chopsticks with!
[05:43] ---
    I did that on purpose!
[05:45] ---
    O-Oh. Sorry, Black☆Star.
[05:49] ---
    It didn't seem that way to me...
[06:05] ---
    Hey, Kid! What is this?!
[06:08] ---
    Unbelievable! Neither of
    them has even made a move yet!
[06:12] ---
    No, they are now!
[06:34] ---
    Burp.
[06:36] ---
    Okay, now it's our turn.
[06:40] ---
    Spirit. Are you ready?
[06:43] ---
    Any time you are!
[06:45] ---
    Then let us go all out!
[07:01] ---
    He did it!
[07:02] ---
    Fools!
[07:04] ---
    There was no resistance! Is this a dummy?!
[07:31] ---
    Father!
[07:33] ---
    Is that all you have?
[07:38] ---
    I guess you haven't had
    enough rehabilitation yet!
[07:43] ---
    That manner of talking rather irritates me.
[07:46] ---
    Could you do something about it?
[07:48] ---
    In that case, be a good boy
    and let me finish you.
[07:51] ---
    I promise it won't hurt!
[07:57] ---
    Allow me to recount an old tale.
[08:00] ---
    After you sealed me away,
    I thought about a great many things.
[08:06] ---
    After all, the only freedom allowed to
    me after being stuffed inside that skin
[08:11] ---
    was the freedom to think...
[08:14] ---
    Yeah, sorry about that.
    This time I promise to kill you properly.
[08:21] ---
    Yikes! Lord Death is saying stuff
    even more extreme than Stein now!
[08:27] ---
    In the pitch darkness,
    I thought about all sorts of things...
[08:31] ---
    About everything in the universe...
[08:35] ---
    That's when I realized just
    how unstable this world is...
[08:44] ---
    Yes. The world is covered by a thin skin.
[08:49] ---
    What lies beneath it is
    unclear and ambiguous.
[08:52] ---
    Is it made of a soft
    material, or is it hard?
[08:57] ---
    If not, then perhaps it's made of a liquid.
[09:01] ---
    What proof is there that
    it's not a hollow cavity?
[09:04] ---
    But no one can know what lies
    beneath that skin without looking under it.
[09:14] ---
    What is beneath that single
    layer of skin is a complete mystery.
[09:18] ---
    All we can do is imagine
    what that skin envelops.
[09:23] ---
    But what if it's hiding something
    that we can't even imagine?
[09:30] ---
    That's a very terrifying thought.
[09:32] ---
    Could you quit with the
    dull and complicated talk?!
[09:39] ---
    Reaper Chop!
[09:54] ---
    The phrase, "Just thinking about
    it terrifies me" is not quite accurate.
[10:00] ---
    It's imagination that gives people fear.
[10:03] ---
    You're saying happiness can be had
    by staying holed up in a dark place?
[10:09] ---
    Imagination is the source of all emotion.
[10:12] ---
    People imagine things because
    they don't know what to expect.
[10:16] ---
    Positive people call that "curiosity."
[10:21] ---
    The order you've created offers
    calmness and peace of mind to the people.
[10:28] ---
    But when you peel away the thin skin
    of that order, just what lies underneath?
[10:34] ---
    Beats me...
[10:36] ---
    You lie. Surely you know.
[10:40] ---
    I've had just about enough
    of your pointless banter.
[10:45] ---
    Spirit.
[10:46] ---
    I've been waiting for this!
[10:51] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[10:57] ---
    Time to die, Asura!
[11:01] ---
    What?
[11:02] ---
    Kishin Hunter!
[11:28] ---
    That was a light wound.
[11:32] ---
    It's no problem. It'll grow right back.
[11:44] ---
    What kind of battle is this?!
[11:47] ---
    That's hardly surprising to me,
    given who I'm dealing with.
[11:52] ---
    Pain is not an important issue.
[11:55] ---
    Much more terrifying is imagining
    the future derived from that pain.
[12:01] ---
    Your point being?
[12:03] ---
    People are not terrified of death.
[12:06] ---
    They are terrified of imagining death.
[12:09] ---
    Umm, I asked what your point was...
[12:14] ---
    My point?
[12:16] ---
    Yes. What I am basically trying to say...
[12:22] ---
    is that I have stopped imagining.
[12:37] ---
    U-Umm, Black☆Star?
[12:41] ---
    Yeah, Tsubaki?!
[12:42] ---
    Let's try to be a little quieter...
[12:44] ---
    No need! All this "left,
    right" stuff is a pain!
[12:48] ---
    Going straight forward is more my style!
[12:52] ---
    But the enemy will show up if we
    draw too much attention to ourselves...
[12:56] ---
    Fine by me! I'll kick the
    crap out of 'em all!
[13:03] ---
    Is he always like that?
[13:05] ---
    Sorry. Black☆Star is a straightforward boy.
[13:16] ---
    You're...!
[13:17] ---
    Yes, it's me! The one and only Black☆...
[13:23] ---
    Shut up, runt!
[13:25] ---
    I win!
[13:27] ---
    Is she always like that?
[13:29] ---
    Sorry. Angela is very free-spirited...
[13:33] ---
    Hmph!
[13:39] ---
    There's nothing I can do
    about Death's barrier...
[13:43] ---
    The castle is in shambles.
    Is watching quietly all I can do now?
[13:50] ---
    Lady Arachne...
[13:51] ---
    The situation is very grave.
    You should escape right away.
[13:55] ---
    No. I will remain here.
[13:58] ---
    Oh, but...
[14:01] ---
    The Kishin will return to
    my open arms. Without fail.
[14:08] ---
    I guess believing that is all I can do...
[14:11] ---
    Wouldn't it be rather
    boring to give up imagining?
[14:17] ---
    Boring? I take issue with
    putting it like that.
[14:22] ---
    If there's any other way of
    putting it, then please let me know!
[14:29] ---
    You've always been like that.
    Simple and cowardly!
[14:37] ---
    Getting rid of your anxieties
    like that one by one
[14:41] ---
    was the only way you could be at ease.
[14:45] ---
    You partnered with Vajra
    and fought alongside us
[14:50] ---
    so that we could share those anxieties...
[14:57] ---
    but you betrayed not only innocent
    people, but even your own partner.
[15:06] ---
    I'm surprised someone like
    you would say such naïve things.
[15:10] ---
    Rules and order cannot
    hold anxiety in check.
[15:13] ---
    Denying that anxiety with madness
    will only bring forth new anxiety!
[15:20] ---
    It's so simple. Why can't
    you understand it?!
[15:25] ---
    Even a child could tell you that
    doing that will leave you with nothing!
[15:39] ---
    The truth cannot be had by clinging
    to order coated with rhetoric and lies.
[15:46] ---
    Covering up what is inconvenient
    and putting off the real issues
[15:52] ---
    will not hide all the rips in it.
[15:58] ---
    I guess you really are
    beyond salvation after all.
[16:02] ---
    Is providing false peace really that noble?
[16:07] ---
    I'm at least confident that
    I'm not a nuisance like you!
[16:14] ---
    Now you're just quibbling!
[16:20] ---
    What's wrong with surrendering
    oneself to madness?
[16:24] ---
    That's what's known as
    the height of arrogance!
[16:29] ---
    I'm sorry, but you don't seem to
    be living very commendably yourself.
[16:36] ---
    What's happening, Kid?!
[16:42] ---
    Hey! This looks bad!
[16:45] ---
    Oh...
[16:47] ---
    This battle is on an incredible level...
[16:49] ---
    I was planning to lend
    assistance when I found a chance,
[16:52] ---
    but there's nothing I can possibly do!
[16:55] ---
    This is too much, even for
    a Death Scythe like me!
[16:59] ---
    Just trying not to get caught
    in the fight is hard enough!
[17:04] ---
    I think it's time we end this.
[17:08] ---
    I agree with that sentiment.
[17:11] ---
    But you're the one who will be finished.
[17:15] ---
    Oh? Did I get on your bad side?
[17:18] ---
    Sometimes I need to be serious.
[17:22] ---
    Because I am the guard of
    the law and order of this world.
[17:28] ---
    I see.
[17:30] ---
    It's a shame we couldn't come to
    any sort of mutual understanding.
[17:35] ---
    I suppose it's only natural, though.
[17:40] ---
    As an old friend, let me
    give you a piece of advice.
[17:45] ---
    Being bound by these so-called
    rules and order that you've created
[17:50] ---
    will be fatal.
[17:53] ---
    As you can see...
[18:28] ---
    Father...
[18:31] ---
    Father! Father!
[18:37] ---
    Father!
[18:46] ---
    So this is how this world ends...
[18:51] ---
    It appears all that extra free
    time has netted you rubbish ideas.
[18:57] ---
    Just what lies ahead for
    a world filled with madness?
[19:02] ---
    Excalibur, huh...
[19:05] ---
    I don't care if there's nothing.
    As long as fear doesn't exist there.
[19:12] ---
    Fool!
[19:14] ---
    That phrase certainly brings back memories.
[19:17] ---
    However, the result is
    as you can plainly see.
[19:23] ---
    You fall for such easy tricks
[19:26] ---
    because you're bound by
    pathetic rules and ties of obligation...
[19:28] ---
    Fool! Rules are decided
    upon by each individual!
[19:34] ---
    That's precisely why Death lost to me.
[19:39] ---
    Not having to live with tiresome
    rules about parents and friends is...
[19:58] ---
    What's happening?
[19:59] ---
    Huh?
[20:00] ---
    N-Not good... This is not good...
[20:04] ---
    I need to repair myself immediately...
    At this rate, I'll also be...
[20:09] ---
    I have no time to waste!
[20:11] ---
    Huh?
[20:17] ---
    That can't be...
[20:19] ---
    Lord Death... lost?
[20:35] ---
    Asura...
[20:45] ---
    I knew you would come back to me!
[20:52] ---
    I was worried this whole time...
[20:56] ---
    This whole time?
[20:58] ---
    Yes...
[21:01] ---
    Arachne...
[21:03] ---
    Yes?
[21:05] ---
    I'm afraid...
[21:08] ---
    Don't worry! I'll...!
[21:12] ---
    I'm afraid of you.
[21:15] ---
    Huh?
[21:22] ---
    Asura...
[21:33] ---
    A witch's soul...
[22:05] ---
    With dry lips
[22:08] ---
    exposed to the
[22:12] ---
    icy sun
[22:16] ---
    my overflowing tears
[22:18] ---
    scrape against me
[22:22] ---
    with tremendous brightness
[22:25] ---
    So I sought you
[22:27] ---
    to fill in the gaps
[22:30] ---
    left by what I lack,
[22:35] ---
    only to gather up
[22:37] ---
    the sadness passed through
[22:42] ---
    our touching fingers
[22:45] ---
    If you claim the wish
[22:48] ---
    deep in my heartbeat
[22:51] ---
    as being destiny
[22:55] ---
    then the memories
[22:59] ---
    and lost remnants
[23:02] ---
    you left behind
[23:05] ---
    are still
[23:07] ---
    abandoned
[23:10] ---
    even now
[23:18] ---
    This is going to be the final
    battle. Are you ready, Soul?
[23:22] ---
    Yeah. Ready when you are.
[23:24] ---
    Did you wash your face?
[23:25] ---
    Yeah.
[23:25] ---
    Did you brush your teeth?
[23:26] ---
    Yeah.
[23:27] ---
    Did you get a handkerchief?
[23:28] ---
    Yeah.
[23:28] ---
    Did you eat breakfast?
[23:29] ---
    Yeah.
[23:30] ---
    Did you go to the bathroom?
[23:30] ---
    Yeah.
[23:31] ---
    Did you trim your toenails?
[23:32] ---
    No, I haven't...
[23:34] ---
    Then should we put this off until tomorrow?
[23:37] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 49:
[23:40] ---
    "Asura Wakes...
    To the End of the World?"
[23:43] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:45] ---
    

E49 - Asura Wakes – To the End of the World?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:31] ---
    Oh, Lady Arachne...
[00:35] ---
    My mistress... I no longer
    sense your soul...!
[01:13] ---
    I'm Falling
[01:14] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[01:17] ---
    iki o hisomete
[01:21] ---
    matteiru Deadly Night
[01:24] ---
    Don't Scary
[01:26] ---
    kimi ga nozomeba
[01:29] ---
    donna sekai mo
[01:33] ---
    sono me ni utsuseru kara
[01:37] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[01:42] ---
    kowai yume da toshitemo
[01:48] ---
    Fairy Blue kimi no tame ni
[01:52] ---
    hoshi o kudaki
[01:55] ---
    kazari tsuketa
[01:58] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:00] ---
    shinjite kureta nara!
[02:04] ---
    When You're
[02:05] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[02:08] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[02:11] ---
    miagereba kagayaku
[02:15] ---
    tsuki no you ni
[02:34] ---
    Hey, Maka!
[02:36] ---
    You know what you're doing, I hope!
[02:38] ---
    Of course I do!
[02:39] ---
    If Lord Death can't fight,
    then it's our turn!
[02:51] ---
    "Asura Wakes...
    To the End of the World?"
[02:59] ---
    This is...
[03:01] ---
    The Kishin... Such an
    ominous energy he's putting off...
[03:05] ---
    Let's go, Tsubaki!
[03:06] ---
    Right!
[03:08] ---
    Wait, Black☆Star! I'm coming too...
[03:11] ---
    Mifune. Take that pipsqueak
    and get away from here.
[03:15] ---
    What?! I am not a pipsqueak!
[03:20] ---
    Are you really going?
[03:22] ---
    I told you before. I'm going
    to surpass even the gods.
[03:27] ---
    Black☆Star!
[03:39] ---
    Kid! That's...!
[03:41] ---
    What is that?!
[03:44] ---
    A barrier.
    What?!
[03:47] ---
    He intends to sleep to heal the
    injuries he suffered fighting Death.
[03:52] ---
    Oh?
[03:53] ---
    That's crazy! If he does that...
[03:56] ---
    The madness wavelength
    will continue to spread out.
[03:59] ---
    He can rule this world with
    madness without fighting at all.
[04:05] ---
    In that case, we can't sit
    by quietly and watch.
[04:08] ---
    Liz! Patty!
[04:10] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[04:11] ---
    'Kay!
[04:17] ---
    In my father's place, as a shinigami,
    I must protect this world's order!
[04:29] ---
    Death the Kid! Where do you
    think you're going?! Get back here!
[04:34] ---
    What can a meister-less weapon hope to do?
[04:43] ---
    Outta the way, outta the
    way, outta the way!
[05:06] ---
    Yo, Maka. You're late.
[05:08] ---
    Sorry. Some stuff came up.
[05:12] ---
    To think that we would all
    meet up here after splitting up...
[05:17] ---
    It's perfect timing, though.
[05:20] ---
    Yeah, that's true.
[05:22] ---
    Everyone! Keep aware of
    where your soul is grounded!
[05:26] ---
    Stay sharp or you'll immediately be
    pulled in by the madness wavelength!
[05:31] ---
    That's the one thing we
    absolutely must avoid!
[05:33] ---
    I know.
[05:35] ---
    Now it's time...
[05:43] ---
    to pay back that favor in full!
[05:46] ---
    I will uphold this world's order,
    as well as avenge my father!
[05:59] ---
    If I make it out of this alive,
    I'll finally be over my fear of ghosts...
[06:04] ---
    Oh? You'd be unbeatable then, Sis!
[06:08] ---
    Hey now, Patty.
[06:09] ---
    Don't say that in front of the
    most unbeatable person in the world...
[06:14] ---
    Oh?
[06:16] ---
    Black☆Star.
[06:17] ---
    Huh?
[06:18] ---
    Please let me witness the
    moment you transcend the gods.
[06:23] ---
    Yeah. You can count on me!
[06:27] ---
    Ready, everyone?
[06:53] ---
    Wh-What the...?! He looks
    nothing like he did before!
[06:57] ---
    He seems bigger, too!
[07:01] ---
    He ate Arachne's soul?!
[07:04] ---
    Doesn't matter how you look!
    We're gonna kick your ass, Kishin!
[07:11] ---
    Insects... There are insects here...
[07:15] ---
    It appears insects have snuck in...
[07:19] ---
    Concentrate!
[07:21] ---
    Soul's performance is about to begin!
[07:37] ---
    It's show time!
[07:54] ---
    This is...!
[07:56] ---
    The symbiosis of conflicting energies!
[08:02] ---
    An Anti-Magic Wavelength
    and black blood, simultaneously...
[08:05] ---
    Now!
[08:11] ---
    What's with that wrapping?! It's hard!
[08:13] ---
    We're making sport of the
    enemy! Let's keep up the pace!
[08:18] ---
    Ready, Maka?!
[08:20] ---
    Yeah.
[08:27] ---
    Damn! Did that have any effect?!
[08:30] ---
    Don't worry. Look around.
[08:33] ---
    Huh?
[08:34] ---
    What's this?!
[08:36] ---
    The barrier's structure is weakening.
    It's proof that we're pushing him!
[08:41] ---
    Really?
[08:42] ---
    For reals?
[08:44] ---
    Our resonance links are
    functioning perfectly, too.
[08:46] ---
    If we keep this up, we
    can end this in one go!
[08:50] ---
    What is this sensation?
[08:53] ---
    It's as if anxieties forgotten in a
    corner of my mind are expanding...
[08:59] ---
    Is this...?
[09:11] ---
    More! Increase the tempo more!
[09:13] ---
    Soul! Are you listening, idiot?!
[09:16] ---
    Shut up! I can hear you!
[09:19] ---
    Just shut up and follow my playing!
[09:22] ---
    Put more energy into it! We're
    gonna go straight to the climax!
[09:40] ---
    Death Cannon!
[09:57] ---
    Genie Hunt...
[10:16] ---
    Soul!
[10:25] ---
    It's over, Soul...
[10:28] ---
    This world is mine now.
[10:35] ---
    Soul!
[10:45] ---
    Whoa, you gotta be kidding me...
[10:47] ---
    There isn't a single
    scratch on the Kishin's body...
[11:00] ---
    The operation was a success.
[11:03] ---
    There's nothing to worry about.
    Some bed rest will heal the injuries.
[11:07] ---
    Yes, I know. But...
[11:11] ---
    But?
[11:13] ---
    I said something terrible to Crona.
[11:17] ---
    I said I wouldn't be able to trust
    Crona until I brought you back.
[11:23] ---
    I wound up hurting Crona,
    despite being together
[11:27] ---
    I not only forced Crona into such an
    agonizing fight, but caused pain too...
[11:33] ---
    Then say it.
[11:37] ---
    Crona is alive.
[11:39] ---
    When Crona wakes up, say how you feel.
[11:50] ---
    Crona! Are you all right, Crona?!
[11:54] ---
    I have to go...
[11:56] ---
    Huh?
[11:57] ---
    To Maka...
[12:09] ---
    How stubborn.
[12:10] ---
    Do you still intend to fight,
    even after your allies betrayed you?
[12:14] ---
    Shut up! They'll get
    their turn for an ass-kicking!
[12:18] ---
    But first I start with you!
[12:21] ---
    Who comes after me?
[12:24] ---
    Who do you think?! That old hag Arachne!
[12:28] ---
    Oh, my. What a surprise.
    Just how naïve are you?
[12:34] ---
    Now what?!
[12:37] ---
    Arachne is dead.
[12:39] ---
    What?!
[12:40] ---
    As proof of this, the other
    soldiers have begun to run away.
[12:45] ---
    Arachnophobia has fallen.
[12:49] ---
    That's impossible!
[12:51] ---
    So, what will you do?
[12:52] ---
    It won't be long until only
    DWMA members remain here.
[12:56] ---
    Do you intend to fight all by yourself?
[13:02] ---
    I-I'll let you go for dootay...
[13:06] ---
    You even flub your lines.
[13:10] ---
    You'll pay for this!
[13:12] ---
    Someday I will get you!
[13:16] ---
    Oh, my. Even your sworn threats are cliché.
[13:20] ---
    Shut up!
[13:22] ---
    Listen, noise freak! I will
    finish this someday! I swear it!
[13:27] ---
    So long!
[13:38] ---
    What's that?
[13:39] ---
    A barrier the Kishin created.
[13:41] ---
    I assume it's much like the Death Room
[13:43] ---
    in that there's nothing we
    can do to it from the outside.
[13:46] ---
    I see...
[13:48] ---
    The spread of madness hasn't stopped.
[13:50] ---
    I guess the Kishin was
    just too much for us to handle,
[13:53] ---
    even after mobilizing Death City...
[13:56] ---
    Fool!
[13:58] ---
    Do you have knotholes for eyes?!
[14:01] ---
    As someone with knothole-like eyes
    himself, how can he say that to me?
[14:06] ---
    There is still hope.
[14:08] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:10] ---
    Before the barrier closed,
[14:12] ---
    Death the Kid, Black☆Star, and
    Maka Albarn managed to get inside.
[14:17] ---
    The fight isn't over just yet.
[14:20] ---
    Maka and the others are in there?!
[14:23] ---
    It's a slim chance, but with Maka
    Albarn's Anti-Magic Wavelength...
[14:28] ---
    I see!
[14:29] ---
    If she's able to utilize her power
    properly, she could defeat the Kishin.
[14:35] ---
    Whatever the case, it makes no difference.
[14:39] ---
    All we can do now is watch.
[14:45] ---
    Soul! Soul!
[14:47] ---
    Soul!
[14:49] ---
    What's going on?! What happened to Soul?!
[14:53] ---
    I'm not really sure, either! But...!
[14:58] ---
    He used too much power.
[15:00] ---
    What?!
[15:02] ---
    The Kishin's form...!
[15:08] ---
    He simply paid the price of
    constantly using power unsuitable for him
[15:12] ---
    for his own convenience and
    continually putting off the consequences.
[15:18] ---
    Then it was because of the black blood?!
[15:21] ---
    Attempting to put shackles
    of reason on the power
[15:25] ---
    given to those who surrender to madness
[15:29] ---
    will always lead to failure.
[15:33] ---
    He should have surrendered himself.
[15:37] ---
    He wouldn't have had to
    experience fear that way...
[15:45] ---
    Enough of your stupid
    blathering, you bastard!
[15:48] ---
    Stop! Don't let him provoke you!
[15:50] ---
    There's no need to match the enemy's pace!
[15:53] ---
    Don't be stupid! Things are gonna
    go at my pace, from start to finish!
[15:58] ---
    I've had enough of your cheap tricks!
[16:04] ---
    Whoa! He blew away the
    mirage with his fighting spirit!
[16:07] ---
    Nicely done, Black☆Star...!
[16:10] ---
    Oh!
[16:12] ---
    But this is bad.
[16:14] ---
    We need Soul to resonance
    link, but in his condition...
[16:17] ---
    Kid! Backup! Backup!
[16:20] ---
    Yeah! I know!
[16:34] ---
    He's just too much for us!
[16:36] ---
    If we don't gain a foothold before
    the Kishin begins a counterattack...
[16:44] ---
    we'll lose!
[16:48] ---
    His pulse is weakening.
    His face is turning pale, too.
[16:53] ---
    If I don't do something...
[16:55] ---
    Soul. I...
[16:58] ---
    What're you doing, Maka?!
[17:01] ---
    Hurry and go!
[17:02] ---
    You're the only one who
    can save Soul now, Maka!
[17:06] ---
    Go and bring that moron back!
[17:10] ---
    Black☆Star... Kid...
[17:13] ---
    You have our word!
[17:14] ---
    We'll do whatever it takes to
    hold off the Kishin until you're back!
[17:18] ---
    Don't be stupid! It'll be
    over by the time she's back!
[17:22] ---
    Too bad, Maka! You won't get to
    see the moment I surpass the gods!
[17:29] ---
    It's no use. You're too late.
[17:33] ---
    Imbecile! You have no say in this!
[17:37] ---
    You're dealing with me!
[17:43] ---
    I'm counting on you two...
[17:47] ---
    I'm coming now, Soul.
[17:55] ---
    It's faint, but I can feel it.
    Soul's wavelength...
[18:10] ---
    Wh-What...?
[18:18] ---
    What is this?!
[18:55] ---
    Someone's playing a piano...
[18:59] ---
    Soul.
[20:31] ---
    I've been waiting for you, Maka.
[20:36] ---
    Soul...
[20:39] ---
    Yeah. It's me, Maka.
[20:59] ---
    Black☆Star!
[21:04] ---
    I've had enough of you people.
[21:12] ---
    You're in the way!
[21:28] ---
    We won't let you touch 'em.
    That was our promise.
[21:35] ---
    We always keep our promises.
    That's what we DWMA students do!
[21:43] ---
    Kishin Asura...
[21:45] ---
    It's time to finish this!
[22:05] ---
    Kawaita kichibiru
[22:08] ---
    itetsuku taiyou ni
[22:12] ---
    sarasarete
[22:16] ---
    afureru namida ga
[22:18] ---
    shitataru mabushisa de
[22:22] ---
    boku o nazoru kara
[22:25] ---
    tarinai kasho o
[22:27] ---
    tada umeau you ni
[22:30] ---
    kimi o motometeita
[22:35] ---
    fureau yubi ni
[22:37] ---
    tsutawaru setsunasa dake o
[22:42] ---
    kakiatsumete
[22:45] ---
    kodou no oku ni
[22:48] ---
    kazasu negai o
[22:51] ---
    sadame to iu nara
[22:55] ---
    nokosareta kioku to
[22:59] ---
    nakushita kimi no
[23:02] ---
    omokage ga
[23:05] ---
    ima mo
[23:07] ---
    okizari no
[23:10] ---
    mama
[23:18] ---
    Yahoo! Let's go, Tsubaki!
    It's our time to shine!
[23:22] ---
    Shine, huh...
[23:24] ---
    What's wrong, Tsubaki?
    You don't seem very cheerful...
[23:27] ---
    There's something I've
    felt for a long time.
[23:30] ---
    - -Since we're on the subject, can
    I say it? Yeah, sure, I guess.
[23:34] ---
    Is it just me, or do we have a lot
    fewer lines when we turn into weapons?
[23:38] ---
    Next time on Soul Eater, episode 50:
[23:40] ---
    "Sink or Swim?!
    The Men who Transcend the Gods?"
[23:43] ---
    I wish I could've talked a lot more...
[23:45] ---
    

E50 - Sink or Swim?! The Men Who Transcend the Gods?

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[00:13] ---
    A sound "soul"
[00:16] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[00:18] ---
    and a sound body.
[00:30] ---
    What's gonna happen now?
[00:32] ---
    I have no idea.
[00:34] ---
    But it'll be the same wherever we go.
[00:37] ---
    If the Kishin survives, the
    world will be ruled by madness.
[00:42] ---
    Do you think Medusa intended
    to destroy an opponent like that?
[00:46] ---
    Do you mean the Kishin or Death?
[00:52] ---
    Either way, it wouldn't
    have been possible...
[00:58] ---
    Just what is going on inside?!
[01:07] ---
    You know what this means, Black☆Star...
[01:10] ---
    Huh?
[01:11] ---
    Now we have to hold our ground.
[01:13] ---
    Don't make me laugh!
    I'm the one who's gonna beat him!
[01:36] ---
    Maka.
[01:39] ---
    Soul...
[01:42] ---
    Yeah. It's me, Maka.
[01:47] ---
    Soul.
[02:07] ---
    I'm Falling
[02:08] ---
    Down Into My Shadow
[02:11] ---
    I'm holding my breath
[02:15] ---
    and waiting Deadly Night
[02:18] ---
    Don't Scary
[02:20] ---
    If you want it
[02:23] ---
    you can see for yourself
[02:27] ---
    any world at all
[02:31] ---
    See you in your dreams Yeah Baby
[02:36] ---
    even if they're bad dreams
[02:42] ---
    Fairy Blue for you
[02:46] ---
    I destroyed the stars
[02:49] ---
    and hung up a
[02:52] ---
    Black Paper Moon
[02:54] ---
    if you believe in me!
[02:57] ---
    When You're
[02:59] ---
    Lost "Here" I am...
[03:02] ---
    "Forever" With Your Soul
[03:05] ---
    If you look up I'll be there shining
[03:09] ---
    like the moon
[03:26] ---
    Soul... What a relief...
[03:30] ---
    I wouldn't say that.
[03:32] ---
    I overused the black blood.
    I wound up locked in here as a result.
[03:38] ---
    Most of my soul has been swallowed
    by the black blood's madness now.
[03:43] ---
    Yeah, I know. That's why I came to get you.
[03:47] ---
    Hurry! Let's get out of here right away!
[03:49] ---
    We can't.
[03:52] ---
    The door you came in through is gone.
[03:58] ---
    Are there any other exits?!
    I'd already be long gone if there were.
[04:01] ---
    Oh, right...
[04:06] ---
    Windows?!
[04:07] ---
    None.
[04:07] ---
    How about breaking a wall?
[04:08] ---
    Can't.
[04:09] ---
    Let's pull up the floor and dig a tunnel!
[04:11] ---
    No can do.
[04:11] ---
    Then what can we do?
    There is a way.
[04:16] ---
    Only one way...
[04:24] ---
    "Sink or Swim?!
    The Men who Transcend the Gods?"
[04:40] ---
    Death Cannon!
[04:57] ---
    That was nice. I feel much better.
[05:00] ---
    That should really help my enunciation now.
[05:05] ---
    He's too hard! We're
    getting nowhere like this!
[05:08] ---
    Nowhere? You never
    had a chance to begin with.
[05:18] ---
    With such an overwhelming
    difference in power,
[05:21] ---
    any unexpected situations
    are out of the question.
[05:25] ---
    Your fates were decided the
    moment you entered this barrier.
[05:32] ---
    Indeed, it appears attacks
    of this level can't hurt you...
[05:40] ---
    In which case...
[05:42] ---
    I need only unleash a stronger attack!
[05:48] ---
    Father...
[05:50] ---
    I cast eyes of doubt on DWMA without
    understanding your true intentions...
[05:59] ---
    Your defeat to the Kishin was my fault.
[06:05] ---
    I'm pathetic. I'm worthless.
    I wish I could just hide from the world.
[06:11] ---
    If only I hadn't undermined you,
    this never would've happened!
[06:17] ---
    It's possible that I'm still
    not fit to call myself a god!
[06:23] ---
    But... Even so...!
[06:27] ---
    Kishin Asura! In the name
    of Death, I purge you!
[06:34] ---
    Liz! Patty! Let's do it!
[06:36] ---
    Yeah!
    'Kay!
[06:37] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[06:45] ---
    Kid's soul...!
[06:47] ---
    Black☆Star.
[06:49] ---
    I'm about to use my
    trump card. Give me backup.
[06:51] ---
    That's not fair, Kid! Are
    you trying to take all the fun?!
[06:55] ---
    This is no time for jokes.
[06:58] ---
    This attack absolutely must hit him!
[07:02] ---
    Keep him busy until then!
[07:06] ---
    Do you mean...?!
[07:07] ---
    I'm putting my entire soul into this
    next attack. I only get one shot at it.
[07:14] ---
    Please!
[07:15] ---
    Forget it!
[07:16] ---
    What?!
[07:17] ---
    I don't like how you put it!
    I'll jump into the fray first!
[07:21] ---
    Then you can lend me
    backup as soon as you're ready!
[07:24] ---
    Black☆Star...
[07:26] ---
    I'm the leading role here!
[07:31] ---
    Understood!
[07:59] ---
    K-
[08:01] ---
    Kid!
[08:08] ---
    What way? What do we do?
[08:17] ---
    What is that? A box?
[08:22] ---
    There's a keyhole...
[08:32] ---
    What was that?
[08:34] ---
    Hey, now. Take better care of it, will ya?
[08:38] ---
    This is my bravery, after all.
[08:42] ---
    No!
[08:43] ---
    This isn't my bravery at all!
    Can you hear me, Maka?!
[08:48] ---
    This is the real me! Notice me, Maka!
[08:51] ---
    Maka! I'm here! I'm in here!
[08:56] ---
    My bravery was stuffed in this box
    due to the effects of the black blood.
[09:02] ---
    If we can just open it, we
    should be able to escape this room.
[09:07] ---
    He's lying!
[09:09] ---
    I severed my mind just before
    the black blood swallowed my soul!
[09:13] ---
    Open this lid and the black blood
    will completely swallow my soul!
[09:19] ---
    I couldn't open it myself,
    however hard I tried.
[09:26] ---
    The little demon wants you to open
    it so he can take full control of me!
[09:30] ---
    Hey, pay attention! That isn't me!
    It's the little demon! Hey, Maka!
[09:35] ---
    Maka!
[09:37] ---
    But I'm sure that you can open it, Maka.
[09:41] ---
    I see... So if I open this,
    you'll be able to leave?
[09:45] ---
    Yeah, that's right. You have the key.
[09:54] ---
    You idiot! Don't open it!
    Don't you dare open it!
[09:58] ---
    Read the situation, Maka!
[10:02] ---
    Kid!
[10:04] ---
    Damn you!
[10:08] ---
    There's such a thing as
    too much undue resentment.
[10:11] ---
    You people came here of your
    own accord, knowing full well...
[10:34] ---
    Wh-What's going on, Kid?!
    Why is your soul doing this?!
[10:39] ---
    I dunno what's going on,
    but it's really cool!
[10:47] ---
    Well, whatever! Let's just do all we can!
[10:51] ---
    Here goes!
[11:00] ---
    Those are...
[11:03] ---
    the Lines of Sanzu!
[11:05] ---
    That's right, you're Death's son.
[11:10] ---
    I better finish you before
    things get annoying.
[11:16] ---
    Watch where you're looking!
[11:19] ---
    Don't underestimate me, Kishin!
[11:21] ---
    He's not the real danger. I am!
[11:24] ---
    Watch me! Focus only on me!
[11:27] ---
    I've had enough of you!
[11:32] ---
    I told you! Watch me closely!
[11:36] ---
    Black Star Big Wave!
[11:41] ---
    You little...!
[11:46] ---
    What're you looking at?! I'm right here!
[11:48] ---
    Over here, dumbass!
[11:50] ---
    I told you, I'm right here!
[12:02] ---
    Knock that off!
[12:11] ---
    The real one is...
[12:14] ---
    there!
[12:16] ---
    Silly little thing.
[12:23] ---
    What?!
[12:24] ---
    I gotta at least do this much...
[12:26] ---
    if I wanna beat you!
[12:35] ---
    Now! Get 'im, Kid!
[12:40] ---
    The lines in Kid's hair...
[12:42] ---
    connected!
[12:50] ---
    Resonance rate 2000%?! This is insane!
[12:53] ---
    No noise at all!
[12:58] ---
    Feedback complete! Ready anytime!
[13:01] ---
    Kaboom!
[13:21] ---
    We did it! We did it!
[13:23] ---
    Awesome! We finally beat the Kishin!
[13:32] ---
    Kid!
[13:33] ---
    Kid!
[13:38] ---
    That was really awesome...
[13:41] ---
    But Kid is...
[13:46] ---
    Don't worry. This is Kid
    we're talking about.
[13:49] ---
    He'd never kick the bucket that easily.
[13:54] ---
    Black☆Star?
[13:58] ---
    That can't be...
[13:59] ---
    Tsubaki. Don't give
    that look. This just means...
[14:06] ---
    that my destiny is to
    surpass the gods after all.
[14:15] ---
    Still no activity?
[14:17] ---
    About the only thing is a new
    crack on Lord Death's forehead area...
[14:22] ---
    Are you all right, Death Scythe?!
[14:24] ---
    Yeah. Not in the best shape, though...
[14:27] ---
    Azusa. Can't you use your
    clairvoyance to see inside the barrier?
[14:32] ---
    No. My abilities aren't
    enough to pull it off...
[14:37] ---
    Then it's possible the
    fight is already long over...
[14:40] ---
    Fool!
[14:41] ---
    Nothing has ended yet!
    The battle continues on!
[14:45] ---
    R-Really?!
[14:47] ---
    Fool! Of course!
[14:49] ---
    Then you're able to see inside?
[14:51] ---
    Fool! I know because...
[14:53] ---
    Or so I would answer, but
    first I would like a cup of coffee.
[14:57] ---
    Mandheling?
[14:59] ---
    Fool! I only drink Kopi Luwak!
[15:03] ---
    You're obnoxious...
[15:05] ---
    Oh, you're all here.
[15:08] ---
    Stein! You're...?!
[15:10] ---
    Sorry about everything.
    It seems I've caused a lot of trouble.
[15:14] ---
    This is no time for that.
[15:16] ---
    He's right.
[15:17] ---
    Maka, Kid, and Black☆Star are battling
    inside that barrier the Kishin made.
[15:24] ---
    Maka...
[15:26] ---
    I see. So Maka is...
[15:29] ---
    In that case, the key really will be...
[15:32] ---
    her Anti-Magic Wavelength.
[15:35] ---
    Anti-Magic Wavelength...
[15:39] ---
    Now, then. Open it. Open it at once!
[15:47] ---
    Quickly...!
[15:50] ---
    Don't open it! Whatever
    you do, don't open it!
[15:55] ---
    What are you doing? Hurry and open it!
[15:58] ---
    Okay. But first...
[16:02] ---
    Gimme that!
[16:03] ---
    If you won't open it, then I will!
[16:06] ---
    I won't let you have this key!
[16:07] ---
    Huh?!
[16:09] ---
    Tell me...
[16:11] ---
    Who are you?
[16:13] ---
    Maka!
[16:15] ---
    What are you talking about? I'm...
[16:17] ---
    You're not Soul.
[16:18] ---
    Don't be stupid! I'm the one and only Soul!
[16:21] ---
    Liar. Soul would never
    ask for something like this.
[16:25] ---
    I'm asking you because
    there's no other way!
[16:28] ---
    Then why did you close the door then?
[16:31] ---
    Soul never would've done that.
[16:34] ---
    If there was a risk of
    being trapped inside,
[16:36] ---
    he would've tried to
    kick me out first thing.
[16:41] ---
    I'll say it again.
[16:43] ---
    You aren't Soul.
[16:45] ---
    Yes! Nice going, Maka! I've
    changed my opinion of you somewhat!
[16:53] ---
    Yes, that's right. It's true that
    I'm not the same Soul as before.
[17:01] ---
    The little demon...
[17:02] ---
    Yes. But I really am Soul Eater, too.
[17:08] ---
    I'm a part of Soul, and
    Soul is a part of me.
[17:12] ---
    Soul and I are the same, yet different.
[17:15] ---
    We're like inseparable partners.
[17:20] ---
    So it's correct, yet incorrect
    to say that I'm not Soul.
[17:28] ---
    Soul is in here, isn't he?
[17:30] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[17:33] ---
    Funny, isn't it? He used to act so
    big, but now he's in such a tiny box.
[17:39] ---
    Pathetic, huh? Almost all
    of this world is mine now.
[17:44] ---
    Everything has flipped
    completely inside-out,
[17:46] ---
    like a sock that has been
    violently pulled off.
[17:50] ---
    Size, interior, exterior,
    and everything else!
[17:54] ---
    Oh! I wouldn't think about
    not opening it if I were you.
[17:58] ---
    Otherwise Soul and I will both die.
[18:02] ---
    You have one of two choices.
[18:04] ---
    Keep the box closed and let him die,
[18:08] ---
    or open it and see Soul again after the
    madness has taken complete control of him.
[18:13] ---
    Which will it be?
[18:16] ---
    Is Soul really in here?
[18:18] ---
    You're pesky.
[18:19] ---
    I see.
[18:21] ---
    In that case, I'll open this box.
[18:24] ---
    What?! Don't be stupid! Didn't
    you hear anything he just said?!
[18:29] ---
    Yes.
[18:32] ---
    You can't just abandon a partner like that.
[18:35] ---
    Now open it. Open it right up.
[18:39] ---
    Yes. But I won't let the
    madness take over Soul.
[18:44] ---
    I swear...
[18:46] ---
    I'll save him!
[18:49] ---
    I swear it!
[19:35] ---
    Soul!
[19:36] ---
    Maka!
[20:07] ---
    I-Impossible...!
[20:09] ---
    That can't be...!
[20:17] ---
    You really are stupid...
[20:20] ---
    You're my super-stupid and
    super-cool partner...
[20:27] ---
    Urgh, it's back to this
    horrible world again...?
[20:32] ---
    And who are you to talk all big now?
[20:34] ---
    Soul...!
[20:35] ---
    Sheesh...
[20:37] ---
    Do you intend to get rid of me?!
[20:39] ---
    And why would I do that?
[20:41] ---
    You're a part of me. So...
[20:46] ---
    Ick...!
[20:48] ---
    I accept you.
[21:04] ---
    We're back...
[21:05] ---
    Yeah, thanks to you...
[21:08] ---
    Where are Kid and Black☆Star?
[21:12] ---
    Kid!
[21:15] ---
    Black☆Star!
[21:18] ---
    There's nothing unusual here.
[21:21] ---
    The appropriate one
    stands in the appropriate place
[21:25] ---
    after the appropriate ones have
    collapsed to the ground, defeated.
[21:29] ---
    There is nothing unexpected
    or odd about it.
[21:34] ---
    Because this is reality.
[21:38] ---
    Not one shred of uncertainty exists here.
[21:42] ---
    Of course,
[21:45] ---
    not even fear...
[22:05] ---
    With dry lips
[22:08] ---
    exposed to the
[22:12] ---
    icy sun
[22:15] ---
    my overflowing tears
[22:18] ---
    scrape against me
[22:22] ---
    with tremendous brightness
[22:25] ---
    So I sought you
[22:27] ---
    to fill in the gaps
[22:30] ---
    left by what I lack,
[22:35] ---
    only to gather up
[22:37] ---
    the sadness passed through
[22:41] ---
    our touching fingers
[22:45] ---
    If you claim the wish
[22:48] ---
    deep in my heartbeat
[22:51] ---
    as being destiny
[22:55] ---
    then the memories
[22:58] ---
    and lost remnants
[23:02] ---
    you left behind
[23:05] ---
    are still
[23:07] ---
    abandoned
[23:10] ---
    even now
[23:37] ---
    Next time, the final episode of Soul Eater:
[23:40] ---
    "The Word is Bravery!"
[23:43] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:44] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[23:46] ---
    

E51 - The Word Is Bravery!

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[00:39] ---
    There's nothing unusual here...
[00:44] ---
    The appropriate one
    stands in the appropriate place
[00:48] ---
    after the appropriate ones have
    collapsed to the ground, defeated.
[00:51] ---
    There is nothing unexpected
    or odd about it.
[00:54] ---
    Because this is reality.
[00:58] ---
    Not one shred of uncertainty exists here.
[01:02] ---
    Not even fear, of course...
[01:08] ---
    A sound "soul"
[01:11] ---
    dwells within a sound mind
[01:14] ---
    and a sound body.
[01:24] ---
    Kishin Asura!
[01:27] ---
    Your soul is mine!
[01:30] ---
    Quit your howling. It's annoying.
[01:34] ---
    But to think you would return sane
    after being swallowed by black blood...
[01:41] ---
    What's the matter? You're trembling.
[01:45] ---
    Are you afraid?
[01:48] ---
    Yes, that must be it.
[01:51] ---
    Fear is the cause of all trouble.
[01:55] ---
    Failure, setbacks,
    jealousy, misdeeds, betrayal...
[02:03] ---
    and defeat.
[02:07] ---
    Be quiet.
[02:08] ---
    Don't deceive yourself.
[02:11] ---
    Poor little thing...
[02:12] ---
    Be quiet!
[02:14] ---
    It's no use to threaten me. I have no fear.
[02:18] ---
    But you're afraid of me. Our
    fight might as well be over already.
[02:25] ---
    Nothing you say to me will change anything!
[02:29] ---
    She stopped shaking. She shrugged it off!
[02:34] ---
    I will fight! That's all there is to it!
[02:38] ---
    Let's do it, Maka!
[02:39] ---
    Right!
[02:41] ---
    Soul Resonance!
[02:58] ---
    The Kishin still has his guard down!
[03:00] ---
    Use this chance to hit him hard!
[03:08] ---
    How powerless you are...
[03:14] ---
    To think that my final opponent
    just as the world is about to end
[03:17] ---
    is a good-for-nothing like you...
[03:20] ---
    Hey, Maka! Pull yourself together!
[03:22] ---
    Those other brats put up
    much more of a fight than you.
[03:28] ---
    Hey, Maka!
[03:33] ---
    Oh?
[03:37] ---
    You're going to stand? In that
    case, I'll make it so you can't...
[03:43] ---
    by tearing off all the
    armor around your mind.
[03:48] ---
    Are you still okay, Maka?
[03:50] ---
    I'm perfectly fine!
[03:53] ---
    We have no chance in a drawn-out fight!
[03:56] ---
    So we're going to wait for our chance
[03:58] ---
    and hit the Kishin with the
    strongest attack we can pull off!
[04:02] ---
    Our greatest attack. That's...
[04:11] ---
    The Genie Hunter.
[04:14] ---
    The Anti-Magic Wavelength...
[04:16] ---
    The ability she inherited
    from her mother...
[04:20] ---
    Its power is said to eradicate all
    evil and destroy all that is impure...
[04:31] ---
    So you're going to attack?
[04:33] ---
    She's up against the Kishin...
[04:35] ---
    He's not someone who can
    be beaten in a head-on battle.
[04:39] ---
    Damn not being able to do anything
[04:43] ---
    while my daughter is
    fighting with her life on the line...
[04:46] ---
    Maka. Please. Whatever
    happens, make it out alive!
[04:59] ---
    Give this attack...
[05:02] ---
    our all!
[05:13] ---
    Kishin Hunter!
[05:25] ---
    An Anti-Magic Wavelength, huh?
[05:28] ---
    Let me ask you.
[05:31] ---
    Am I evil?
[05:34] ---
    You're mistaken.
[05:44] ---
    Is the madness I emit impure?
[05:49] ---
    No. Madness is an emotion that
    exists in the minds of everyone.
[05:55] ---
    Even inside you, of course.
[06:01] ---
    Asshole!
[06:03] ---
    That's a filthy word. It looks
    like you'll need to be punished.
[06:16] ---
    Again, you do what is futile.
[06:27] ---
    Soul...
[06:29] ---
    You okay, Maka?
[06:32] ---
    Soul!
[06:34] ---
    The burden of expectation and
    responsibility from your fallen comrades
[06:38] ---
    weighs down on you.
[06:41] ---
    The pain and unease you sense
    from that is another type of fear.
[06:47] ---
    Shut up, damn you...
[06:49] ---
    Irritation and intimidation
    are also types of fear.
[06:54] ---
    I said shut up, dammit!
[06:57] ---
    Impatience and anger are also fear.
[07:02] ---
    In addition...
[07:08] ---
    This is pain. The most
    primitive and savage fear.
[07:14] ---
    But for weak people
    like you, it's quite effective.
[07:22] ---
    Is it still not over yet?
[07:25] ---
    The barrier should change in some
    way if anything happens to the Kishin.
[07:31] ---
    I guess all we can do now is rely on
    Maka Albarn's Anti-Magic Wavelength...
[07:37] ---
    No...
[07:40] ---
    That's not true...
[07:44] ---
    Maka isn't...
[07:47] ---
    Maka isn't like that...
[07:52] ---
    You're right.
[07:55] ---
    I am a weak person.
[07:59] ---
    But...
[08:02] ---
    compared to the pain then...
[08:06] ---
    compared to that punch...
[08:12] ---
    this is nothing at all!
[08:15] ---
    Then see if you can
    withstand the pain I give you.
[08:18] ---
    Dodge it and your partner will die...
[08:36] ---
    I guess that's that.
[08:44] ---
    You're back up...
[08:47] ---
    Just barely alive, huh?
[08:52] ---
    What?
[09:00] ---
    How is that possible?
[09:02] ---
    What magic trick did you use?
[09:05] ---
    Reveal your secret!
[09:13] ---
    So that's how!
[09:19] ---
    A meister became a weapon?
[09:22] ---
    Or is it just the opposite? One of
    weapon blood became a meister?!
[09:32] ---
    But why did she suddenly awake as a weapon?
[09:41] ---
    All of her feelings of
    fear have disappeared.
[09:44] ---
    How?
[09:56] ---
    Now I see...
[09:59] ---
    She let go of her
    consciousness to wipe away her fear.
[10:03] ---
    And in doing so, she unconsciously
    activated her weapon form...
[10:08] ---
    Now all the uncertainties are gone again.
[10:12] ---
    There is nothing to fear...
[10:18] ---
    from a trick that's been figured out!
[10:27] ---
    Caught you.
[10:34] ---
    I do not feel pain or fear.
[10:37] ---
    But...
[10:39] ---
    how about you?
[10:46] ---
    Wake up...
[10:52] ---
    Fighting while asleep is too dishonest.
[10:58] ---
    Yes. That's more like it.
[11:02] ---
    That emotion you're
    feeling now is true fear.
[11:09] ---
    It's okay. It's time to give in.
[11:13] ---
    Surrender yourself to the madness
    too. It'll free you from the fear.
[11:18] ---
    All of the pain and anxiety will go away.
[11:22] ---
    There's nothing you can do anyway.
[11:25] ---
    Your friends, your Anti-Magic Wavelength...
[11:28] ---
    Nothing you tried worked on me.
[11:34] ---
    Now you've lost your partner,
    and you can't control your body fully...
[11:42] ---
    There is no way you can defeat me now.
[11:49] ---
    There is no way for me to...
[11:54] ---
    That's right. You have nothing left now.
[12:01] ---
    I feel relieved...
[12:08] ---
    I don't understand what you mean.
[12:11] ---
    Are you saying there's
    a solution to this situation
[12:14] ---
    other than Maka Albarn's
    Anti-Magic Wavelength?
[12:17] ---
    You're wrong about her.
    Maka's greatness is elsewhere...
[12:24] ---
    Right around here.
[12:33] ---
    Crona is right...
[12:37] ---
    Lord Death!
[12:39] ---
    I'm back!
[12:42] ---
    You're not looking so hot, though...
[12:45] ---
    Wh-What did you just say?
[12:52] ---
    I said I feel relieved, that's all...
[12:56] ---
    What?! R-Relieved?
[13:00] ---
    I don't have this power because I wanted it.
[13:00] ---
    Relieved? Relieved? Relieved?
[13:03] ---
    Huh?
[13:05] ---
    I felt I had to master it to keep
    the grownups from criticizing me,
[13:10] ---
    but I guess I'm not very good
    at that sort of thing, to be honest.
[13:15] ---
    Are you...
[13:18] ---
    stupid?
[13:20] ---
    Who are you calling stupid, you bastard?!
[13:24] ---
    I'm sure you all know what I mean...
[13:28] ---
    She's not skilled like I am, but
    she has something incredible here!
[13:35] ---
    Maka's strength isn't a special
    ability or anything of the sort...
[13:39] ---
    That's right... Maka has the bravery...
[13:45] ---
    to fight fear!
[13:47] ---
    Bravery, you say?
[13:50] ---
    What's with these people?
[13:52] ---
    Afraid
[13:53] ---
    Why do they try to rely
    on something so uncertain?
[13:57] ---
    Afraid
[14:01] ---
    AFRAID
[14:01] ---
    Stop! Don't look at me like that!
[14:05] ---
    How can you give that
    look in a situation like this?!
[14:07] ---
    AFRAID AFRAID
[14:08] ---
    What's going on?! Just who are you?!
[14:12] ---
    My name is Maka Albarn.
    I'm a scythe meister.
[14:17] ---
    No! I'm not asking your name!
    That isn't what I meant!
[14:23] ---
    I mean who are you?!
[14:26] ---
    I am me, and no one else.
[14:30] ---
    You really irritate me. You're
    like an itch I can't reach.
[14:35] ---
    AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID
[14:37] ---
    It's like having cigarette smoke blown
    directly onto you when you're asleep!
[14:41] ---
    AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID
[14:44] ---
    Enough! I'll exterminate all of you!
[14:48] ---
    That is the only option!
[14:52] ---
    Shujaat.
[14:54] ---
    Huh? What did you say?
[14:58] ---
    I don't know. Maybe it's a magic charm.
[15:02] ---
    Whatever the case,
    it has nothing to do with you.
[15:07] ---
    It bothers me, though!
[15:08] ---
    AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID
[15:09] ---
    Why would you do that?!
[15:11] ---
    It disgusts me! I'm about to retch...
[15:14] ---
    AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID AFRAID
[15:17] ---
    No, I won't.
[15:20] ---
    If I stop now, I'll never be able to face
[15:23] ---
    the people who supported
    me and fought alongside me.
[15:30] ---
    It was because of them that I'm here now.
[15:37] ---
    They gave me their bravery.
[15:40] ---
    Now I just need to add
    my own bravery to it.
[15:43] ---
    "Add bravery"?! Just what
    are you trying to do?!
[15:49] ---
    I'm going to put it all into this fist!
[15:52] ---
    AFRAID
[15:55] ---
    That's stupid!
[15:57] ---
    What can you possibly
    do with such scrawny arms?!
[15:59] ---
    Nothing, that's what!
[16:01] ---
    It won't matter one bit anyway!
    It won't do anything at all!
[16:07] ---
    I don't understand you one bit!
[16:19] ---
    Don't understand?
[16:23] ---
    I don't understand...
[16:30] ---
    don't understand don't understand
[16:33] ---
    How can they have high hopes for her?
[16:35] ---
    don't understand don't understand
    don't understand don't understand
[16:37] ---
    She's so weak...
[16:39] ---
    don't understand don't understand
    don't understand don't understand
[16:41] ---
    She has nothing...
[16:43] ---
    don't understand don't understand
    don't understand don't understand
[16:45] ---
    She's a measly human...
[16:47] ---
    Don't understand = Afraid
[16:49] ---
    What is bravery?
[17:05] ---
    Kishin Asura! Prepare yourself!
[17:08] ---
    Stay away!
[17:18] ---
    What good would that do anyway?!
[17:22] ---
    Defeating me won't make
    the madness go away!
[17:26] ---
    Even if you defeat me,
[17:28] ---
    a successor or a junior or a
    newcomer or a ♪2 or whatever else
[17:33] ---
    will just show up soon after and
    be a new source of madness anyway!
[17:38] ---
    So it's pointless!
[17:41] ---
    Hell...
[17:45] ---
    if I care!
[18:02] ---
    I'm perfectly fine!
    I completely expected this, you idiot!
[18:07] ---
    A wimpy human like you who has
    nothing could never possibly beat...
[18:13] ---
    Huh?
[18:20] ---
    Give me a break! You talked
    about putting bravery into your fist,
[18:23] ---
    but it was just an ordinary punch!
[18:26] ---
    That's right. Bravery isn't special.
[18:30] ---
    It's something everyone has.
[18:35] ---
    Oh.
[18:39] ---
    Then it's just like madness.
[18:52] ---
    The barrier broke!
[18:53] ---
    Did she beat him?!
[18:55] ---
    Fools! Calm down!
[18:59] ---
    Maka...
[19:01] ---
    Don't worry.
[19:05] ---
    She's isn't that weak...
[19:13] ---
    It looks like it's over...
[19:24] ---
    Damn, you actually did it...
[19:26] ---
    You really are incredible...
[19:31] ---
    The sky is clearing!
[19:33] ---
    Good riddance to this gloomy weather!
[19:37] ---
    The sky is blue, dammit!
[19:41] ---
    You okay, Soul?
[19:44] ---
    Do you think things will be calm again?
[19:46] ---
    There's a ton of problems left, though...
[19:48] ---
    Restoring Death City and repairing DWMA...
[19:53] ---
    Well, I guess it's okay.
    At least the Kishin is gone.
[19:57] ---
    We can't rest easy.
[20:00] ---
    As long as there are people in this world,
[20:02] ---
    negative emotions will never disappear.
[20:05] ---
    We lucked out this time thanks to Maka,
[20:09] ---
    but there will inevitably
    be another Kishin...
[20:12] ---
    That's all right.
[20:16] ---
    We'll be here when that happens.
[20:19] ---
    Besides, there's more than just
    negative emotions in people's hearts.
[20:26] ---
    Shujaat...
[20:30] ---
    Everyone has bravery right in here!
[20:34] ---
    The sparkling specks of stardust
[20:41] ---
    are the stars in my dreams
[20:47] ---
    I wanna be, let's go
[20:53] ---
    Let's go let's go
[21:03] ---
    I! I!
[21:04] ---
    Wanna! Wanna!
[21:06] ---
    I wanna be!
[21:08] ---
    The world is stained black
[21:16] ---
    even though my breath remains white
[21:16] ---
    Nakatsukasa
[21:19] ---
    It shouldn't be too late yet
[21:21] ---
    for us to demolish the present
[21:24] ---
    like we agreed to on that day
[21:30] ---
    I wanna be, I'm right here
[21:35] ---
    Notice me, I'm right here
[21:40] ---
    Why am I here
[21:42] ---
    and who am I?
[21:45] ---
    Please tell me, I'm right here
[21:51] ---
    I wanna be, let's sing
[21:57] ---
    Let's shout out our song of passion
[22:02] ---
    We don't despair of this reality
[22:02] ---
    Rumba Coffee
[22:08] ---
    so let's sing our song of hope
[22:13] ---
    I wanna be, if I'm born
    as a star from my dream
[22:18] ---
    then there should still be time
[22:24] ---
    Aboard tonight's blowing wind
[22:29] ---
    let's set out in search of the rest of it
[22:36] ---
    Let's go
[22:39] ---
    Let's go
[22:42] ---
    Let's go
[22:44] ---
    Let's go
[22:47] ---
    Let's go
[22:50] ---
    Let's go
[22:52] ---
    Let's go
[22:56] ---
    I wanna be
[22:58] ---
    Can you hear me?
[23:02] ---
    I'll be right here, always