E1 - Journeying Parent and Child Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:49] go     The golem is the forest's guardian. [00:55] go     It exists to protect the forest     and enable its continued survival. [01:00] go     On its patrols, it observes plants, animals, [01:04] ---     and all life that exists there. [01:08] go     It does not interfere in food chains. [01:12] go     It simply oversees nature     in its own dispensation. [01:17] go     The forest is a place where     life is born and nurtured... [01:22] go     Before, in time, it returns to the earth. [01:27] go     The forest has laws. [01:29] go     I will spend a thousand years in the forest     as an enforcer of those laws, [01:34] go     and when my time comes,     I will return to the forest. [01:37] go     I never doubted that this was     the purpose of my existence... [01:43] go     until that day. [01:51] go     Understood. [02:11] go     A human child? [02:15] girl     D... Dad. [02:24] golem     It called me "Dad." SIGN    Episode 1     Journeying Parent and Child [04:11] soma     Hey! Wait! [04:13] soma     Stop! [04:28] soma     Wait, you! [04:29] soma     Get back here, bunny! [04:31] soma     Wait! [04:33] dad     I appreciate your help. [04:34] soma     Hey! Wait! [04:35] dad     There you are, Somali. [04:38] soma     Dad! [04:42] dad     You were told to remain within sight. [04:46] soma     There was a butterfly,     and it got away from me, [04:48] soma     but then I saw a bunny     and I wanted to get it— [04:51] dad     We must not be separated while traveling. [04:54] dad     You must remain within my line of sight. [04:59] soma     Not all the time, though! [05:04] soma     Bunny! [05:09] soma     Dad! [05:10] soma     A city! [05:11] soma     I see a city! [05:18] merch     Come one, come all! [05:21] merch     I owe you big for last time! [05:23] merch     Think nothing of it. [05:24] merch     Why, hello there! [05:26] merch     Thank you for all your help... [05:28] kid     I wanna go already! [05:32] soma     This is a big city, huh, Dad? [05:34] dad     It does appear more prosperous than     previous cities we have encountered. [05:39] dad     Greater prosperity brings greater dangers. [05:41] dad     We must exercise caution— [05:43] soma     Cat! [05:44] soma     Hey, cat! [05:45] soma     C'mon! [05:46] dad     Somali. [05:50] soma     Dad... [05:51] soma     I'm hungry. [06:02] soma     Food time! Food time! [06:04] wait     Here we are! [06:06] wait     Today's special. [06:08] wait     Rice-stuffed lanternfish! [06:11] dad     This dish contains all required nutrients. [06:14] dad     Consume it in its entirety. [06:26] dad     What is it? [06:27] soma     It's really good! [06:28] soma     You have some too, Dad! [06:30] dad     Unnecessary. [06:31] dad     Golems require only oxygen,     sunlight, and water to function. [06:36] wait     Golems? [06:38] wait     Are you a golem, sir? [06:40] dad     Correct. [06:42] man     Well, isn't that unusual! [06:43] man     I've never seen one before. [06:45] frog     A golem? Well, that's a surprise! [06:48] frog     I thought you folks never left your forests. [06:51] frog     And there's a kid with you, at that... [06:53] frog     What is the little one, anyway? [06:56] dad     The minotaur clan. [06:58] frog     Oh, I see now! [07:00] frog     Look at those cute little horns! [07:02] wait     And what brings you fine travelers here? [07:07] dad     Searching for humans. [07:09] wait     Humans? [07:10] dad     We are on a journey in search of humans. [07:17] wait     Well, have you seen any humans? [07:20] frog     That's quite a question... [07:21] frog     They carried them in the market     not too long ago, right? [07:25] man     Humans, eh? [07:26] man     They made for good eating, didn't they? [07:29] man     I'd love to have one again! [07:31] man     Refresh my memory. [07:32] man     What happened to all the humans, again? [07:35] wait     Ahem. [07:36] wait     It was long, long ago. [07:40] wait     We and the humans lived in distant lands, [07:43] wait     unaware of each other's existence. [07:47] wait     It was the arrival of a lone     human in one of our villages [07:52] ---     that caused our peoples to meet. [07:55] wait     Though surprised at first, we gradually      came to know each other, [07:58] wait     and we began to intermingle. [08:02] wait     But the humans called us "Grotesques"     and said the strangest things... [08:08] wait     "Why do you all look so different?" [08:11] wait     "Some of you have many eyes,     some have scales like snakes... [08:15] ---     How monstrous you are!" [08:18] wait     We were left at a loss. [08:20] wait     Why were humans so difficult to please? [08:23] wait     They judged our appearances, [08:25] wait     and despite being physically weak,     they were stubborn and quick to anger... [08:30] wait     Such sentiment soon spread in waves. [08:32] wait     Quarrels broke out between us and the humans. [08:35] wait     Soon, a great war broke out. [08:39] wait     Weak as they were, the humans     were defeated in a flash, [08:43] wait     and before we knew it, they were all gone. [08:47] wait     And thus, we achieved a peaceful     world free of humans. [08:52] man     The story of how it all started, eh? [08:55] man     I remember the old human hunts,     searching out pockets of survivors... [08:58] man     Yeah, keeping 'em as pets and eating 'em up. [09:01] frog     But they're all gone now, surely. [09:04] frog     We're the only ones living here now. [09:10] wait     Oh? All finished? [09:12] dad     Yes. [09:13] frog     Where will you be spending the night? [09:16] dad     In the open. [09:17] man     You sure you want to do that? [09:19] man     It's not safe! You've got a kid with you! [09:22] frog     I know a nice inn. [09:24] frog     Please, get a room in town! [09:25] dad     That will not be— [09:28] som     Dad, can we stay in an inn? [09:31] som     Can we?! [09:35] som     Yay, a room! [09:39] som     This bed is so soft! [09:45] dad     Staying here was not in the plan, [09:48] dad     but we do what we must. [09:55] dad     What are you doing? [09:56] som     Exploring! [09:58] dad     An inexplicable behavior. [10:00] som     I'm so glad we got a room, Dad! [10:04] som     This is so much fun! [10:05] dad     Is it? [10:06] som     You aren't having fun, Dad? [10:09] dad     Golems lack emotions. [10:12] som     But if it's not fun— [10:16] dad     It would be dangerous to continue     our journey in this state. [10:19] som     Can you fix it? [10:21] dad     Easily. [10:22] som     Great! [10:23] som     Dad's gonna fix it! Dad's gonna fix it! [10:27] som     Dad's gonna— [10:30] som     What? [10:32] dad     Remain quiet and still. [10:55] dad     Just a lodger? [11:00] som     You got scared, Dad! [11:03] dad     Your delight is inscrutable. [11:06] dad     And as I have previously explained,     golems lack emotio— [11:10] som     I saw you get all tense! [11:13] som     You can't fool me! [11:17] dad     Your statement is erroneous. [11:19] som     I saw you! You got scared! [11:22] dad     Our day begins early tomorrow. [11:23] dad     Commence sleep at once. [11:25] som     No way! I'm staying up! [11:26] dad     Request denied. [11:27] som     Denial denied! [11:57] som     My horn's all better! [11:59] som     You're so cool, Dad! [12:02] dad     Exercise caution in your play. [12:03] dad     It may break again. [12:05] som     Thanks a lot, Dad! [12:07] dad     Your gratitude is unnecessary. [12:10] som     Where are we going today? [12:13] dad     To replenish supplies. [12:14] som     We're going shopping?! [13:22] kids     That's so cool! Look! [13:51] dad     Somali. [14:09] dad     Insufficient. [14:11] dad     The last city offered me double that price. [14:14] merch     I'm afraid these stones are     rather common in this area, sir. [14:19] merch     This is more than fair. [14:21] dad     Unacceptable. [14:23] dad     You must offer appropriate compensation. [14:25] merch     You're a tough customer, [14:27] merch     but I just can't give you     much for these stones... [14:30] som     Kitty? [14:33] dad     You leave me with no choice. [14:35] man     Sir, please! [14:36] man     That's a very precious gemstone! [14:40] man     An eye? What?! [14:42] dad     An amorphous substance comprised     primarily of silicate. [14:46] dad     My analysis concludes that it is fake. [14:51] merch     What makes you say that? [14:52] dad     A golem's eye can identify the     structural makeup of anything. [14:57] dad     The gold contained in these      accessories is impure. [15:02] dad     It is an alloy of 78% low-grade     copper and 2% gold pigment. [15:08] dad     Most of the gemstones are glass, [15:10] dad     and the remainder are of poor quality. [15:13] dad     In conclusion, 80% of the goods     in this shop are counterfeit. [15:18] dad     Sir. [15:20] dad     Surely, from my statements,     you can infer my intent. [15:32] merch     Fine, take it! [15:36] dad     Acceptable. [15:37] merch     Now take it and get out! [15:40] dad     This was my intention. [15:42] dad     Somali. Let us go. [15:49] dad     Again? [17:18] som     Hey! Kitty! [17:21] som     Where'd you go, kitty? [17:33] som     D-Dad... [17:36] som     Wh-What was that?! [17:39] cat     I'm right here! [17:42] som     Kitty? [17:43] cat     You okay, kid? [17:46] som     You're not... a cat... [17:49] cat     I figured you'd give up eventually, [17:51] cat     but you actually followed     me all the way here... [17:54] cat     But it'd keep me up at night,     knowing I got you lost. [17:59] som     I'm not lost! [18:00] som     I just don't know where I am! [18:02] cat     That's what it means to be los— [18:05] cat     Purr, purr, purr... [18:06] cat     What are you doi—purr, purr... [18:09] som     Drop it and let me pet you, okay? [18:11] cat     Absolutely not! [18:15] cat     Where'd you come from, anyway? [18:17] cat     This is no place for a kid all alone... [18:22] cat     Y'know, there's something     familiar about how you smell... [18:27] cat     I'm not sure how to put it... [18:30] cat     But you smell... [18:32] cat     utterly... [18:35] cat     delicious. [18:45] cat     Wh-Who are you?! [18:48] dad     Leave this place immediately. [18:58] dad     What is the matter? [19:00] som     I'm happy. [19:02] dad     Why? [19:03] som     Because I knew you'd come, Dad! [19:10] dad     We will return to the inn now. [19:12] som     Okay! [19:16] wait     Welcome, sir! [19:17] cat     Hey, hey! [19:18] cat     I ran into this golem with a kid earlier, [19:21] cat     and he was so scary and mean! [19:23] frog     You were making some mischief, weren't you? [19:25] cat     Was not! [19:27] cat     I just thought the kid     smelled kinda good, is all... [19:30] cat     And when I said that, he just... [19:32] frog     W-Were you ogling that small child? [19:37] cat     N-No way! [19:38] wait     Absolutely disgusting. [19:39] cat     I'm tellin' you, it wasn't that! [19:47] dad     It is fortunate I was able to arrive in time. [19:50] dad     You would have been in danger if     it had realized you were human. [19:55] dad     It appears children have a     tendency to act spontaneously [19:59] dad     when presented with things     that spark their curiosity. [20:02] som     Dad. [20:04] dad     Yes? [20:05] som     How did you know where I was? [20:09] dad     Observation of your behavior. [20:11] som     Observation? [20:13] dad     You only leave my side when something     catches your attention. [20:20] dad     I am incapable of understanding emotion. [20:23] dad     But I am capable of observation and analysis. [20:26] dad     This is my first experience     with a human child, [20:28] dad     so completing this analysis     required some time. [20:32] dad     Still, I cannot abide you getting     lost everywhere we go. [20:37] dad     You are henceforth forbidden from     leaving my side without permission. [20:40] soma     Not all the time, though! [20:44] dad     I am left with no choice. [20:49] dad     Take it. [20:51] dad     A behavior learned via observation     of the city's denizens. [20:54] dad     The act of holding hands [20:56] ---     effectively inhibits spontaneous     independent activity. [21:00] soma     Is it okay? [21:01] dad     Yes. [21:06] soma     Like this? [21:07] dad     Only one hand is required. [21:10] soma     Then... [21:13] soma     Like this? [21:14] ---     Yes. [21:21] dad     Let us proceed. [21:22] ---     Yeah! [21:25] soma     Dad! A butterfly! [21:28] dad     I see. [21:30] dad     This is indeed an effective inhibitor     of spontaneous independent activity. [21:34] dad     However, it will limit my     activity as well as yours. [21:38] dad     Seeking a more efficient     method may prove necessary. [21:43] som     But... [21:45] som     I like it this way! [21:50] dad     Do you? [21:51] som     Yeah! [21:52] ---      SIGN    Episode 2:     Edible Herbs and the Oni's Dwelling