E2 - My House, On Fire?
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[00:02] (Flashback) Kanata
How many hours a day do you
spend playing, anyway?
[00:05] (Flashback) Shun
Not that many.
[00:06] (Flashback) Shun
I only pull all-nighters
about three times a week.
[00:08] (Flashback) Kanata
You're gonna die if you keep that up.
[00:16] (Flashback) Mirei
Oh, sorry about that, Wakaba.
[00:19] (Flashback) Mirei
My hand slipped!
[00:25] (Flashback) Mirei
Trying to act so cool...
She seriously pisses me off.
SIGN My House, On Fire?
[00:41] [SONG] ---
I'll weave a web under my heart
[00:46] [SONG] ---
I'll weave a web around this dark world
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Is being surrounded by enemies,
thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:00] [SONG] ---
dive for alive, climb for life
[01:02] [SONG] ---
No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:05] [SONG] ---
I guess that makes this my stage, then
[01:09] [SONG] ---
You think this is the end?
But I'm not finished yet
[01:12] [SONG] ---
Betting my life while perched
on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[01:15] [SONG] ---
I hunt you down and gobble you up
[01:20] [SONG] ---
deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[01:25] [SONG] ---
spider pride, there's a hardened
heart chiseled inside of this chest
[01:30] [SONG] ---
The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[01:32] [SONG] ---
When trying to survive
with your life in tatters
[01:34] [SONG] ---
Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[01:37] [SONG] ---
Reach for the winning strat
until the very last second
[01:39] [SONG] ---
The truth of the situation
might feel a bit cold
[01:41] [SONG] ---
In that case just survive the spider way
[01:44] [SONG] ---
I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:48] [SONG] ---
I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:50] [SONG] ---
In that case just survive the spider way
[01:53] [SONG] ---
I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:54] [SONG] ---
Just you watch
[02:07] Shun
So tired...
[02:12] Hugo
Yo, little prince.
[02:15] Shun
Hugo?
[02:17] Shun
You're a prince, too, y'know.
[02:19] Shun
The actual crown prince
of the Renxandt Empire,
[02:21] Shun
and not just fourth in line, like me.
[02:25] Hugo
A perfect fit, am I right?
[02:27] Hugo
If someone arranged who I reincarnated as,
they've got an eye for talent!
[02:32] Hugo
This is what they mean by "chosen by God!"
[02:36] Hugo
Speaking of chosen ones,
I hear your bro is a Hero.
[02:41] Shun
Yeah, that's right.
[02:42] Hugo
You sure he's not reincarnated?
[02:45] Shun
Nah, not Julius-niisama.
[02:48] Hugo
I've only heard rumors...
He's supposed to be crazy strong.
[02:52] Hugo
So, how is he for real?
[02:53] Shun
Nii-sama's seriously impressive!
[02:56] Shun
He saved a village from a pack of
monsters that were attacking it,
[02:59] Shun
cleared a dungeon that people said
was impossible to get through,
[03:02] Shun
and beat a monster with an A-class
threat level by himself!
[03:05] Shun
You could call him the
strongest human there is!
[03:08] Hugo
The strongest human, huh?
[03:10] Hugo
You sound pretty thrilled
about this brother of yours.
[03:14] Shun
Yeah!
[03:15] Shun
One of my dreams in this
world is to be like him someday!
[03:20] Hugo
Be like the strongest human, huh?
[03:24] Hugo
Sounds like a pretty big dream.
[03:26] Shun
Well, I'm not anywhere close to it, yet.
[03:30] Hugo
Good luck with that, then.
[03:33] Hugo
But I'm gonna be the strongest
human someday myself.
[03:42] Fei
Chosen by God, huh?
[03:44] Shun
Fei? What's wrong?
[03:46] Fei
Just wondering if this is my punishment.
[03:49] Shun
Punishment? For what?
[03:52] Fei
Well, when I look at you and Hugo,
or the other reincarnations,
[03:56] Fei
the fact that I'm not even human
proves I got a bad hand, right?
[03:59] Shun
I dunno about that.
[04:01] Fei
Yes, you do.
[04:03] Fei
I mean, you and Hugo are princes...
the others are all pretty well off.
[04:09] Fei
Just being human would be
a step up from where I am.
[04:12] Shun
What did you mean about punishment, though?
[04:15] Fei
Remember how I used to bully
Wakaba in the old days?
[04:21] Fei
I bet that's why I'm here,
stuck in the role of a pet.
[04:26] Fei
I don't care about redemption or whatever,
[04:29] Fei
but maybe I'll take life a little
more seriously this time.
[04:33] Fei
Though having my owner be a former
classmate is pretty nasty, as penalties go.
[04:38] Shun
Sorry for being such a
nasty penalty, I guess.
[04:42] Fei
I'm just joking.
[04:44] Fil
Good morning!
[04:46] Shun
Good morning, Sensei!
[04:48] Fei
Come to think of it, Oka-chan, you've been
looking for other reincarnated people, right?
[04:52] Fil
I sure have. There's a few
I haven't been able to locate.
[04:57] Fei
Did you ever... find Wakaba?
[05:01] Fil
Hiiro Wakaba-san, huh?
[05:04] Fil
She's still unaccounted for.
[05:08] Fei
I see.
[05:09] Fei
I wonder what she's doing
after reincarnating.
[05:12] Shun
I bet she's fine.
[05:14] Shun
Look at us. We were able to meet up,
and we're doing pretty well.
[05:20] Shun
I bet Wakaba-san's doing just fine.
[05:23] Fei
Yeah...
[05:25] Fei
I hope so.
[05:32] K
You again?
[05:39] K
Not this time!
[05:48] K
That oughta do it.
[05:50] K
Now, then, let's enjoy this meal
in the safety of my house.
[05:54] Voice
Poison Fang has risen to Level 2.
SIGN Proficiency level has risen.
<Poison Fang LV2>
[05:57] K
Hey, my skill's leveled up!
[06:00] K
That's gonna make my poison stronger!
[06:04] K
M-My body...
SIGN Small Lesser Taratect LV1->LV2
All core stats have increased.
[06:07] Voice
Experience threshold has been reached.
[06:10] Voice
Small Lesser Taratect has advanced
from Level 1 to Level 2.
[06:10] K
What the heck?
[06:14] K
Did I just molt? Level?
[06:16] Voice
Proficiency-based skill
level up bonus acquired.
SIGN Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
Skill (Poison Resistance LV2 > LV3)
Skill (Spider Thread LV3 > LV4)
Skill points obtained.
[06:20] Skills
Skill: Poison Resistance has risen to level 3,
[06:22] Skills
Skill: Spider Thread has risen to level 4.
[06:25] Skills
You have obtained skill points.
[06:28] K
W-W-Wait a second! Some of that
sounded really important!
[06:33] K
Hey! Could you repeat that?
[06:36] K
Please?!
[06:41] K
Uh...
[06:43] K
So I'm guessing my body's
changed because I leveled up?
[06:48] K
I do feel lighter...
and my eye's not hurt anymore!
[06:52] K
I've got my full field of vision back!
[06:56] K
Leveling up completely restores you?
[06:59] K
Well, ain't that something!
[07:02] K
I was nervous about living life
like a video game before...
[07:08] K
But it might be too late now.
[07:10] K
Because now I'm actually starting
to get excited about it!
[07:15] K
Did I catch something else?
[07:17] K
Quite the haul today.
[07:20] K
I'm not expecting much, but hopefully
this isn't just another frog.
[07:25] K
Uh, I know what I just said,
[07:29] K
but that's a damn human!
[07:34] K
What the hell is this dude doing?!
[07:37] K
Hot, hot, hot!
[07:45] K
What was that all about?!
[07:48] K
Well, it looks like my house
isn't as secure as I had hoped.
[07:57] K
Okay, this calls for an expansion!
[08:00] K
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
[08:19] K
It's complete.
[08:21] K
Allow me to introduce...
[08:22] K
the expansions and renovations to
my home that I crafted myself!
[08:28] K
This is the kitchen!
[08:30] K
No water from the faucet, though.
[08:32] K
This is the living room!
[08:34] K
No reception for the TV, though.
[08:36] K
And this is my greatest creation, the bedroom!
[08:40] K
The highlight is my fluffy pillow!
[08:44] K
And after what happened before,
I've beefed up my disaster prep!
[08:48] K
Notification threads let me know when prey gets
caught, running in every cardinal direction!
[08:55] K
I'll be ready to respond no
matter what happens now!
[08:59] K
My house has gotten so
comfortable it's a crime!
[09:05] K
But now I'm hungry.
[09:08] K
Why don't I celebrate the house upgrades
with a little something special?
[09:11] K
I've been saving it for
this kind of occasion!
[09:15] K
That human was risking a lot to bring
this egg back, so it's bound to be valuable!
[09:22] K
Drool... I can only imagine what
kind of flavorful delicacy awaits!
[09:26] K
And that being the case...
[09:28] K
Let's dig in!
[09:34] K
I guess at my size, it's still too tough.
[09:38] K
But I am no simple spider!
[09:42] K
Behold, the ingenuity of an ex-human!
[09:44] K
A little bit of this!
[09:46] K
A little bit of that!
[09:47] K
And then...
[09:48] K
Here we go!
[09:52] K
Seriously?!
[09:53] K
That's hard! What the hell
is this thing made of?
[09:57] K
I don't think this egg is
getting cracked any time soon.
[10:00] K
What kind of egg is it, anyway?
[10:03] Voice
Egg.
SIGN Egg
[10:04] K
That doesn't tell me anything.
[10:06] Voice
Skill: Appraisal has risen to Level 2.
SIGN <Appraisal LV1 -> LV2>
[10:09] K
Appraisal just leveled up!
SIGN Small Lesser Taratect.
No name.
[10:12] Voice
Small Lesser Taratect. No name.
[10:16] K
It's actually giving me a species name now!
[10:18] K
That's a big upgrade from Level 1.
[10:22] K
That said... I'm small and lesser, huh?
[10:27] K
Really trying to underscore
my inferiority, huh?
[10:31] K
Well, it wasn't that different in my
past life, so no sense sweating it now!
[10:34] K
Let's take another crack
at appraising that egg!
[10:37] Voice
Earth Wyrm Egg.
SIGN <Earth Wyrm Egg>
[10:38] K
Earth Wyrm? Like a dragon?!
[10:40] K
They have stuff like that?
Huh, this really is an isekai.
[10:43] K
Guess that means I'm not gonna be
a dragon slayer any time soon.
[10:48] K
Might as well stash it until I can crack it.
[10:59] K
Ow!
[11:01] K
The threads are reacting.
[11:04] K
And not just one or two of them!
[11:12] K
A fire?!
[11:15] K
But, why? Why?!
[11:17] K
Torches? Humans?
[11:20] K
Are they here to exterminate me?
[11:23] K
At this rate, I've got two choices:
[11:26] K
Burn to death, or get hunted
down and killed by the humans!
[11:30] K
This way!
[11:34] K
My last web! If I can get past it...
[11:40] K
Nowhere is safe anymore!
[11:51] K
I couldn't do anything.
[11:53] K
If they can get past my webs,
my only option is to run.
[12:03] K
I hate this! It's so pathetic!
The fact that all I can do is run...
[12:10] K
It's awful! I can't stand it!
The way I was forced to run...
[12:14] K
And how weak I am!
[12:23] K
In my past life, I never belonged anywhere.
[12:27] K
I didn't fit in at school.
[12:30] K
My family had fallen apart.
[12:33] K
And now, my house...
[12:35] K
The one place... that was my own.
[12:38] K
The only place I ever belonged...
[12:42] K
I don't want to run ever again!
[12:45] K
Or lose again!
[12:48] K
I need to be strong! And get stronger!
[12:51] K
So that nothing else can be taken from me!
[12:55] K
So that I can live with pride!
[12:58] K
And to do that, I need combat experience!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 0 -20 l 10 -20 l 10 20 l -10 20 l -10 -20 l 0 -20
SIGN <Small Lesser Taratect LV2>
No Name
Title: Kin Eater
Skills:
[13:19] K
Enough!
[13:28] K
I've learned something over the last few
days of grinding in monster battles to level up,
[13:33] K
and that is...
[13:35] K
I'm weak!
SIGN Small Lesser Taratect LV7
No Name
Status: Weak
[13:43] K
Shut the hell up, you!
SIGN Weak
[13:45] K
Who are you calling weak?!
[13:46] K
I'm glad that Appraisal has leveled up more!
[13:49] K
But "weak"?!
[13:50] K
Put a sock in it!
[13:51] K
I mean sure, I'm weak...
[13:53] K
But it all boils down to
how you fight, y'know?
[13:57] K
I might get my butt kicked,
but I do win in the end.
[14:01] K
Still, the fact that I'm having so
much trouble with freaking frogs...
[14:05] K
I normally just hit them with Poison Fang
once they're caught in my web, so I had no idea.
SIGN Weak
[14:11] K
They're actually pretty tough.
[14:14] K
Or maybe I'm just weak?
[14:16] K
And the lizards are a whole other thing. I can't
believe their special attack is Petrification!
[14:19] K
It's a good thing I got cured when
I was restored after leveling up.
[14:24] K
If I had been stuck like that...
[14:26] K
That said, I did web them up and
sink my venom into them anyway!
[14:31] K
Still, I don't think I'm gonna be
winning any straight-up brawls.
SIGN Weak
[14:36] K
Since my status is "Weak" and everything!
[14:40] K
When I look back on my past battles,
[14:42] K
my only real strengths are my
webs and these poison fangs.
[14:45] K
I find the chance to bind them with the webs,
and then lay into them with Poison Fang!
[14:48] K
That's all I've got!
[14:51] K
That leaves the question: How do
I restrain them with the webs?
[14:57] K
I've still got a lot to figure out.
[14:59] K
But I decided to live in
a way I can be proud of,
[15:02] K
so I can't back down already!
[15:04] K
All right, for now, let's try exploring
the labyrinth for a change of pace!
[15:10] K
I see a chance for a sneak attack!
[15:14] K
Makes sense... might wanna use
my webs while I have initiative.
[15:18] K
Ambush tactics!
[15:19] K
You think that's cheap?
[15:20] K
All that matters is winning!
[15:26] K
What was that?
[15:29] K
Is there something down there?
SIGN <Elroe Ferect LV2>
[15:36] K
My head hurts!
[15:41] Voice
Skill: Appraisal has risen to Level 5.
SIGN Small Lesser Taratect
SIGN No Name
[15:48] K
Something's coming!
[15:55] K
They're after me!
[15:59] K
What is SP? Stamina?!
[16:01] K
I've got bigger problems right now!
[16:04] K
I've gotta run myself to death
if I don't wanna die!
[16:13] K
Looks like I managed to get away.
[16:16] K
Am I actually pretty fast?
[16:18] K
Didn't think there'd be a whole swarm.
[16:21] K
Makes sense, though. Even monsters
have their tricks for survival.
[16:26] K
I guess they defend themselves
by acting as a group.
[16:31] K
But what about me?
[16:33] K
If I keep using webs to bind them and
fangs to poison them as the core strategy,
[16:38] K
I can also ambush them...
[16:39] K
And I've learned that I'm pretty fast.
[16:43] K
If I can sneak up on someone and stick them
up in the webs, that ought to do it.
[16:46] K
And if that doesn't work,
[16:47] K
I use my quickness to stay evasive while
looking for a chance to web them.
[16:54] K
I think I've got this figured out!
[16:55] K
But for today, I'm gonna rest.
[17:01] K
With these webs, I can
erase "defeat" from my...
[17:07] K
vocabulary... maybe.
[17:16] K
What's that?
[17:21] K
This is bad.
[17:25] K
I don't know what's going on,
but I know it's bad!
SIGN <Elroe Baladorado LV9>
<Status Appraisal Failed>
[17:34] K
I-It's huge!
[17:36] K
And Level 9?! If I try to
take it head-on, I'll...
[17:40] K
Lose!
[17:42] K
I need to get out of the open!
Find a narrow space, and...
[17:46] K
The webs and the walls aren't helping!
[17:48] K
I might be better off running here.
[17:52] K
But I'm not gonna! I know
what my fighting style is now!
[17:56] K
And I'm gonna give this everything I've got!
[17:59] K
He can tear through my webs,
but they still can slow him down.
[18:03] K
In that case—
[18:04] K
Over here!
[18:08] K
Being huge and fast seems
like cheating to me!
[18:12] K
But I'm just as fast!
[18:15] K
I'm over here now!
[18:19] K
Come on!
[18:22] K
Okay!
[18:23] K
I was able to shut him up, literally!
[18:38] K
You're not gonna get me!
[18:40] K
Take this!
[18:50] K
I'm not letting go...
[18:52] K
So, go down, already—!
[19:16] K
Hell yeah!
[19:18] K
How you like that?!
[19:20] K
You can still fight, even if you're weak!
[19:22] Voice
Experience threshold has been reached.
[19:25] Voice
You are now Level 10.
[19:28] Voice
You have obtained skill points.
[19:31] Voice
Proficiency level has risen.
[19:34] Voice
Spider Thread Level 7,
[19:36] Voice
Poison Fang Level 6,
[19:38] Voice
Night Vision Level 10,
[19:40] Voice
Pain Resistance Level 2.
[19:44] Voice
Night Vision Level 10 has enabled the
Skill: Vision Expansion Level 1.
[19:49] K
I jumped all the way to Level 10?!
[19:51] K
And I got a whole bunch of stuff!
[19:52] K
I guess beating someone way stronger than
you means getting a bunch of levels!
[19:56] K
It's like a reward for all my hard work!
[19:59] Voice
Requirements have been met:
Small Lesser Taratect can now evolve.
[20:05] K
Say what? Evolve?
[20:08] Voice
Multiple evolution options are available.
[20:11] Voice
Please make your selection.
SIGN Lesser Taratect
SIGN Evolutionary
Options
SIGN Small Taratect
[20:13] Kumoko
Hang on a sec... I need
to think this through.
[20:16] Kumoko
This is a big turning point,
so I can't half-ass this decision.
[20:20] Kumoko
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
[20:23] Kumoko
I think "Lesser" means I would stay
as this species, but grow some.
[20:27] Kumoko
And "Small" means I would become
a more advanced species,
[20:30] Kumoko
but still be in an immature state.
[20:34] Kumoko
Okay, I'll go with Small Taratect!
[20:37] Kumoko
I mean, who wants to evolve
into a lesser anything?
[20:40] Kumoko
Plus, I'd be in big trouble if
I lost my agility and speed.
[20:45] Voice
Now evolving into a Small Taratect.
[20:47] K
No preamble at all, huh?
[20:49] K
You could... ease me... into it...
[21:00] [SONG] ---
And now, Kumoko-san's story,
summarized as the intro to this song!
[21:03] [SONG] ---
Okay, here we go!
[21:05] [SONG] ---
Normal!
[21:05] [SONG] ---
High schooler!
[21:06] [SONG] ---
Classics!
[21:07] [SONG] ---
Lesson!
[21:07] [SONG] ---
And then a sudden
[21:08] [SONG] ---
Disaster!
[21:10] [SONG] ---
Time!
[21:10] [SONG] ---
Passes!
[21:11] [SONG] ---
Consciousness!
[21:12] [SONG] ---
Regained!
[21:12] [SONG] ---
She's a spider now!
[21:13] [SONG] ---
Aah, total chaos!
[21:15] [SONG] ---
Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[21:17] [SONG] ---
Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[21:20] [SONG] ---
It's survival of the fittest
but hang in there, Kumoko!
[21:22] [SONG] ---
By the way, her starting stats
are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[21:25] [SONG] ---
Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[21:26] [SONG] ---
Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[21:27] [SONG] ---
Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[21:30] [SONG] ---
Even if my home is suddenly burnt
down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[21:32] [SONG] ---
Remember the magic words:
"Gimme back my house!"
[21:34] [SONG] ---
Ah, the isekai reincarnation
she's dreamed of...
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Was to have a starring role
as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Appraisal? Thread Control?
Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Concentration? Perseverance?
Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
Medicine Synthesis?
[21:56] [SONG] ---
Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Assorted Evil Eyes?!
Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
My last resort's a desperation attack
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Time to do whatever it takes!
[22:03] [SONG] ---
More and more with the brute force
to pour on skills by the ton!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
To tear them up and
shred them to bits AHHHH!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
I'd really like a break from
living in this crappy game
[22:14] [SONG] ---
I kinda thought a reincarnation
would be a chance to enjoy life
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Why did I have to get such
a brutal start?! Seriously!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[22:18] [SONG] ---
It's pitch black in the
grand labyrinth again today
[22:19] [SONG] ---
And I'm betting it all on survival still
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[22:22] [SONG] ---
I seriously don't get it,
I mean, why I'd have to be
[22:23] [SONG] ---
A freaking spider?!
[22:29] Shun
Hey, Fei?
[22:32] Shun
Fei, listen!
[22:35] Fei
What is it?
[22:36] Shun
It looks like Earth Dragons can
evolve in a few different ways.
[22:39] Shun
Come take a look.
[22:45] Fei
Let's see...
[22:47] Shun
If you're going to evolve anyway,
why not aim for something like this?
[22:51] Shun
It looks super-cool and tough!
[22:55] Shun
You don't like it?
[22:57] Fei
Do you really think a lady would be into
becoming "super-cool" and "tough"?
[23:03] Shun
I g-guess not? Sorry.
[23:07] Fei
You don't need to apologize.
[23:09] Fei
I'm a dragon anyway, so I might
as well be a strong one.
[23:13] Shun
Come to think of it, I heard an Earth
Dragon has shown up around here lately.
[23:18] Fei
That doesn't happen often.
[23:20] Shun
It was supposedly in the woods near
the campus, and even caused a few fatalities.
[23:26] Fei
I know it's not my fault,
[23:28] Fei
but there's something sickening about hearing
how my species killed someone.
[23:32] Shun
Here's hoping no one else gets hurt.
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