So I'm a Spider, So What?

I, the protagonist, was just an ordinary high school girl, but suddenly I was reincarnated as a spider monster in a fantasy world. Not only that, but I awakened in a dungeon filled with vicious monsters. Armed with only my human knowledge and my overwhelming positivity, I'm forced to use spiderwebs and traps to defeat far stronger monsters just to stay alive... So begins the labyrinth survival story of a girl with incredible mental strength living as one of the lowest-ranked beasts!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Reincarnation, in Another World?

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[00:00] BG Girl 1
    Good morning!
[00:01] BG Girl 2
    Morning.
[00:02] BG Girl 3
    Oh, my gosh. I am so nervous about it—
[00:12] Natsume
    It's like I keep telling you,
[00:14] Natsume
    you're better off just ignoring 'em.
[00:16] Natsume
    More importantly,
    let's go bowling after school.
[00:18] Kanata
    I was up playing all night again.
[00:20] Shun
    Seriously? You kept going
    after I logged off?
[00:22] Mirei
    This dress is so cute,
    but it costs so much.
[00:24] Other Girl 1
    Oh, wow!
[00:26] Other Girl 2
    Let's take a look.
[00:26] Other Girl 1
    It really is! I bet you'd look great in it!
[00:27] Other Girl 2
    Oh, yeah, this is super cute.
[00:28] Other girl 1
    Right?
[00:28] Other Girl 2
    It'd look amazing on you.
[00:31] Oka
    Okay, everyone, time for class.
[00:51] K
    Ow! I hit my head.
[00:54] K
    I'm surrounded by... something hard?
[00:57] K
    Wait, what's going on right now?
[00:59] K
    It's so dark!
[00:59] K
    I thought I was just sitting in class.
[01:02] K
    Well, whatever! I need to get out of here!
[01:06] K
    I'm free!
[01:10] K
    What?!
[01:25] K
    What is this?
[01:27] K
    A-And...
[01:29] K
    What are these legs?!
[01:33] K
    J-J-J-Just chill out!
[01:36] K
    Th-This must be that one thing.
[01:38] K
    Like people love to read online...
[01:40] K
    No, no, no! Say it ain't so!
[01:46] K
    It looks like I've reincarnated as a spider.
[01:50] K
    That is wrong! So wrong! Seriously wrong!
[01:53] K
    If I had to reincarnate,
    why'd it have to be into a spider?!
[01:59] K
    I guess freaking out won't help.
[02:01] K
    I'm a spider. Better accept it.
SIGN    Reincarnation, in Another World?
[02:15] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:25] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[02:29] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[02:34] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[02:36] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[02:39] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[02:43] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[02:47] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[02:49] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[02:54] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[02:59] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[03:04] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[03:06] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[03:08] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[03:11] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[03:13] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[03:15] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:18] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[03:22] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:24] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:27] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:28] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[03:36] K
    Spider... Spider...
[03:39] K
    Spider...
[03:41] K
    I'm a spider.
[03:44] K
    Oh, is it time to eat?
[03:46] K
    You know, I'm really hungry—
[03:53] K
    Why the cannibalism?!
[03:54] K
    Isn't there anything else to eat?!
[03:57] K
    Oh, Jesus!
[03:59] K
    Well, I'm not staying in
    a danger zone like this!
[04:02] K
    I'm going home!
[04:10] K
    Oh, are you the father?
[04:18] K
    You're the mother?! I'm so sorry!
[04:23] K
    Really, Mother? You, too?
[04:26] K
    Just scarfing them down like finger food...
[04:28] K
    I can think later! Right now...
[04:31] K
    I gotta get outta here!
[04:38] K
    Whew, I thought I was a goner.
[04:40] K
    It's been ages since I ran
    at full speed like that.
[04:45] K
    I guess I can do it if I just try.
[04:48] K
    Wait, how did I die, anyway?
SIGN    Essays in Idleness
    Page 30
[04:52] K
    The last thing I remember is being
    in classical literature class.
[04:55] K
    The most likely scenario is that I
    died and reincarnated as a spider.
[04:59] K
    Was it a terrorist attack?
[05:01] K
    A natural disaster?
[05:02] K
    Yeah, it's a mystery.
[05:04] K
    Or maybe I didn't actually die,
[05:07] K
    and only my spirit possessed a spider
[05:10] K
    while my physical body is
    asleep in a hospital bed?
[05:13] K
    The only other thing I can think of
[05:15] K
    is that this is just a spider that
    happens to have my memories.
[05:21] K
    Nope! No idea! Time to put it aside!
[05:24] K
    "I think, therefore I am!"
    That'll be my philosophy!
[05:27] K
    For now, there's a whole
    lot I'd like to know.
[05:30] K
    It seems like I could die here if
    I don't have enough information.
[05:33] K
    Man... If this was a light novel, I could
    gain intel with an appraisal skill.
[05:39] Voice
    You currently have 100 skill points.
[05:41] Voice
    You have the option of spending 100 points
    to acquire the Appraisal (Level 1) skill.
[05:47] Voice
    Acquire the skill?
[05:48] K
    Eh? What? Skill? Points?
[05:51] K
    It's really looking like
    I reincarnated in another world!
[05:55] K
    Acquire the skill? Hell yes, I will!
[05:58] Voice
    Appraisal (Level 1) acquired.
[06:01] Voice
    You have 0 points remaining.
[06:03] K
    Appraisal is a super useful, super handy
    cheat skill in isekai light novels!
[06:09] K
    Even if takes all my points,
    you'd better believe I'm getting it!
[06:13] K
    So, first...
[06:15] K
    This appears to be a
    perfectly ordinary rock,
[06:17] K
    but if I use Appraisal on it... Surprise!
SIGN    Rock
[06:20] Voice
    Rock.
SIGN    Rock
[06:23] K
    Oh, come on, Appraisal-san!
    You're such a prankster!
[06:27] K
    Show me what you can do!
[06:28] K
    Okay, one more time! Appraisal!
SIGN    Rock
[06:31] Voice
    Rock.
[06:33] K
    Okay, yeah. I guess a rock is just a rock.
[06:35] K
    But what if I use it on this wall?
[06:37] K
    It'll tell me that I'm in
    Such-and-Such Cave or whatever, right?
[06:40] K
    It will, right? Appraisal!
SIGN    <Wall>
[06:42] Voice
    Wall.
[06:43] K
    Appraisal!
SIGN    <Wall>
[06:44] Voice
    Wall.
[06:44] K
    Appraisal! Appraisal! Appraisal! Appraisal!
[06:47] K
    Appraisal! Appraisal! Appraisal! Appraisal!
[06:48] Voice
    Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall.
    Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall.
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
[06:52] K
    It's useless! Why did I bother to get this?!
[06:55] K
    I can tell it's a damn wall, okay?!
[06:57] K
    There's gotta be more you
    can tell me, isn't there?!
[07:01] K
    Reverse... I need to think in reverse.
[07:04] K
    It's because it's still only Level 1.
[07:06] K
    I'll just think of it that way.
[07:08] K
    Oof...
[07:09] K
    Might as well appraise
    myself while I'm at it.
SIGN    <Spider—Unnamed>
[07:12] Voice/Signs
    Spider—Unnamed.
[07:15] K
    I expected part of that, but
    what does "unnamed" mean?
[07:19] K
    I guess that this spider that
    I am now doesn't have a name?
[07:22] K
    Or maybe it'll only be
    revealed if I level up?
[07:26] K
    I don't even know how to level up, though.
[07:29] K
    All this stuff about leveling up and
    skills and points is very video gamey.
[07:34] K
    Well, that's fun in its
    own way, so I don't mind!
[07:38] K
    I was quite a gamer, in my... past life.
[07:42] K
    Okay...
[07:43] K
    Sitting around in the same spot's
    not gonna get me anywhere.
[07:46] K
    Might as well look for something to eat.
[07:48] K
    Can't fight a whatever
    on an empty yadda yadda.
[07:50] K
    Let's-a go!
[07:55] K
    Okay, that's definitely a cave full
    of monstrous-looking critters.
[08:00] K
    And since they don't look like that on Earth...
     this has got to be an isekai world.
[08:05] K
    Appraisal!
SIGN    <Deer> <Deer> <Deer> <Deer> <Deer> <Deer>
    <Bat> <Bat> <Bat> <Bat> <Bat>
     <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf>
[08:08] Kumoko
    Ow! Ow, ow, ow, too much,
    too much info at once! My head!
[08:13] Kumoko
    There's no way a dainty little newborn
    spider can get through all that!
[08:17] Kumoko
    What kind of lunatic difficulty is this?
[08:20] Kumoko
    Let's pretend I didn't see anything.
[08:23] Kumoko
    Ugh, I want some chocolate,
    or chips, or instant ramen.
[08:28] Kumoko
    I better find something to eat, and soon.
[08:34] Kumoko
    Hey, there are humans, too! What a relief!
[08:38] Kumoko
    Since I'm such a friendly
    and courageous baby spider,
[08:41] Kumoko
    we're bound to become friends, right?!
[08:43] Kumoko
    Everyone! I'm harmless! Please help!
[08:49] Kumoko
    To my dear brother,
[08:51] Kumoko
    It seems you've had quite a
    makeover since I last saw you.
[08:55] Kumoko
    That's no good. This is one of those
    "you die if they find you" situations!
[08:59] Kumoko
    Looks like I'm targeted for execution
    after all, so, good night, everybody!
[09:03] Kumoko
    This is bad. Seriously bad. If I keep
    wandering around and run into some humans...
[09:11] Kumoko
    Huh? Is that... my webbing?
[09:13] Kumoko
    Oh, right, I'm a spider!
    That means I can make webs!
[09:18] Kumoko
    That being the case, welcome to my crib!
[09:22] Kumoko
    Get a load of this secure layout!
[09:25] Kumoko
    I even left ways to escape in case
    of an emergency! It's perfect!
[09:30] Kumoko
    Now, as long as some prey gets
    stuck in it occasionally,
[09:33] Kumoko
    I can enjoy the shut-in life
    for the foreseeable future!
[09:37] Kumoko
    In my past life, I managed to attend school,
     but didn't go out for much else.
[09:42] Kumoko
    Nothing but play online
    games like a real failure.
[09:45] Kumoko
    So maybe life as a spider is
    a good fit for me after all.
[09:50] Kumoko
    As a failure of a human, I declare this:
    Nothing beats being a shut-in NEET!
[09:54] Kumoko
    Although I guess I'm not a human anymore.
[09:59] Kumoko
    H-Huh? Can't... move...
[10:03] Kumoko
    Come to think of it, I haven't
    eaten anything since I was born.
[10:07] Kumoko
    Making my house and experimenting
    with my webs must've worn me out.
[10:12] Kumoko
    I could starve to death at this rate.
[10:17] Kumoko
    The only food I have right now is what
    I brought in case of an emergency.
[10:21] Kumoko
    I don't get to be picky right now!
[10:23] Kumoko
    Do I?!
[10:25] Kumoko
    Time to eat...
[10:35] Kumoko
    It tastes so nasty! And bitter!
[10:38] Kumoko
    But I can't stop now!
[10:41] Kumoko
    A girl's gotta have guts!
[10:47] Kumoko
    Seriously nasty...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 0 -20 l 10 -20 l 10 20 l -10 20 l -10 -20 l 0 -20
SIGN    <Spider No Name>
    Skills:
    
    
    
    
[10:55] K
    Whew... That sure was a meal.
[10:59] K
    I shouldn't have to worry about
    starving to death for a while.
[11:03] Voice
    The conditions have been met.
[11:05] Voice
    You have acquired the title "Kin Eater."
[11:08] Voice
    Due to the effects of the Kin Eater title,
[11:10] Voice
    you have acquired the skills Taboo (Level 1)
    and Heretic Magic (Level 1).
[11:16] K
    Title?
[11:17] K
    Like, those things you earn in games
    by meeting certain conditions?
SIGN    <Kin Eater>
[11:22] K
    Whoa, even the text looks harsh!
[11:24] K
    That's obviously a bad title to have!
SIGN    Heretic Magic Taboo
[11:26] K
    The skill names are terrible, too.
[11:29] K
    But finding out that I can gain skills
    without spending points is big.
SIGN    <Taboo LV1>
[11:33] K
    Well, that looks sinister.
[11:35] K
    What kind of effect would
    it even have, anyway?
[11:38] K
    That's not something I want to have, is it?
[11:40] K
    I mean, not that I even know
    how to level up my skills...
[11:45] K
    I managed to get it,
[11:47] K
    but I don't have a clue how to
    use this Heretic Magic, either.
[11:51] K
    Since it's "magic," does it require
    an incantation or something?
[11:55] K
    But I don't know any magic incantations.
[11:58] K
    Well, then...
[11:59] K
    Heretic Magic!
[12:06] K
    Yeah, I expected that.
[12:08] K
    Now that I think about it, I probably
    have tons of siblings with this title,
[12:12] K
    so it can't be that good, can it?
[12:14] K
    Titles with conditions that are so easy
    to meet usually aren't that useful.
[12:18] K
    But still, titles come with skills,
    so that makes 'em tasty!
[12:23] K
    I wonder if I can gain a "Dancer"
    title by dancing around!
[12:26] K
    Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
[12:33] K
    Ouch...
[12:37] K
    Something's caught in my web?
[12:45] K
    Gulp...
[12:53] K
    Uh... that's a frog, right?
[12:56] K
    I think I've heard that frog
    meat tastes like chicken,
[13:00] K
    so maybe it'll go down easy?
[13:05] K
    My eye! My eye!
[13:07] K
    Poison?! Is this poison?!
[13:09] K
    There's smoke coming off of it!
[13:11] K
    And part of my field of vision is missing!
[13:14] K
    Oh, wait... I'm a spider,
    so I have lots of eyes!
[13:20] K
    Hey! This is not funny!
[13:25] K
    Ow... Is my body melting?
[13:29] Voice
    Skill proficiency reached.
[13:31] Voice
    You have acquired the skill
    Acid Resistance (Level 1).
[13:36] K
    Oh... I think the pain is letting up...
SIGN    <Acid Resistance LV1>
[13:39] K
    Wait, you can acquire skills that way, too?
[13:43] K
    Why the hell did I spend my
    points on Appraisal, then?
[13:48] K
    For a stupid meal, you've got some
    nerve picking a fight with me!
[13:53] K
    If that's what it comes down to,
    I guess I have to eat you now!
[13:57] K
    As long as I don't get careless,
[13:59] K
    that thing's just some pitiful
    prey that got caught in my web!
[14:02] K
    Now that I know it's coming,
    it's easy to dodge!
[14:05] K
    Take this!
[14:11] K
    Ow, ow, ow!
[14:12] Voice
    Poison Resistance has risen to Level 2.
[14:15] K
    Oh, really?! Well, I'm kinda busy, here!
[14:19] K
    This thing... It keeps barfing
    that disgusting stuff on me!
[14:24] K
    You're gonna pay! No way are
    you getting away with this!
[14:53] K
    Got you!
[15:14] K
    Finally beat him...
[15:16] K
    If my first prey put up that much of
    a fight, the future's looking grim.
[15:21] K
    Now that I think about it,
    the way that frog was in pain...
[15:25] K
    Are my fangs venomous?
[15:29] K
    I did it!
[15:31] K
    I got him!
[15:32] K
    I did it, I did it!
[15:36] K
    The first-ever prey I've
    caught with my home!
[15:39] K
    Just the fact that I've learned my
    webs can actually hold monsters,
[15:44] K
    and that prey will wander into them,
[15:48] K
    means this frog battle has paid off plenty!
[15:51] K
    Thanks for that, froggy!
[15:54] K
    Don't think I'll forget about all
    that barfing you did on me, though.
[16:00] Director
    Congratulations on your admittance.
[16:02] Director
    You all will be carrying the
    future of this nation.
[16:06] Director
    So you must hone yourselves,
    mentally and physically,
[16:07] Director
    showing kindness to strangers,
    and deference to your parents...
[16:10] Director
    Fostering friendship with your peers,
[16:13] Director
    as you pursue your studies in the
    scholarly and cultural arts.
[16:22] Guy 1
    See that guy? Apparently he's Schlain Zagan
    Analeit-sama, a prince of this country.
[16:27] Guy 2
    I heard he was a prodigy, but he
    doesn't look all that strong.
[16:32] Girl 1
    I wonder if there's a way
    to get close to him.
[16:36] Katia
    You're a hit with the ladies.
[16:38] Shun
    Stop teasing me.
[16:42] Guy 1
    And isn't that lady next to him Karnatia
    Seri Anabald-sama, the duke's daughter?
[16:47] Guy 2
    She's a prodigy, too, isn't she?
[16:49] Girl 1
    She's the duke's daughter,
    a prodigy, and incredibly cute!
[16:53] Guy 1
    She's definitely pretty.
[16:55] Shun
    "Incredibly cute," she said.
[16:56] Katia
    Oh, give me a break.
[17:00] Filimøs
    Congratulations to you
    both on your acceptance!
[17:03] Katia
    Oh, Oka-chan.
[17:05] Filimøs
    Don't address your teacher with a "chan"!
[17:10] Filimøs
    Good to see you again, Fei-chan.
[17:17] Shun
    But you're a new student
    here yourself, Sensei.
[17:19] Filimøs
    Yeah, I guess so.
[17:21] Shun
    It's weird thinking of our
    teacher as a student.
[17:24] Filimøs
    You think so?
[17:26] Filimøs
    Come on, Shun-kun, sit down!
[17:27] Shun
    Wh-Whoa...
[17:29] Filimøs
    I get to experience things along with
    you guys, like studying and falling in love.
[17:32] Filimøs
    It's like getting to relive
    my youth! I'm excited!
[17:40] Filimøs
    Uh... what's the matter?
[17:45] Shun
    Hey, Sue! What are you doing?!
[17:49] Shun
    Sorry, Sensei.
    This is my younger sister, Sue.
[17:53] Filimøs
    Really?!
[17:56] Filimøs
    Hmm... Not bad at all.
[18:00] Sue
    Nii-sama, who is this creepy girl?
[18:03] Katia
    Sue, this is Filimøs-san.
[18:05] Katia
    She's an elf, and she'll be
    learning with us at school.
[18:09] Katia
    Shun and I have met her before.
[18:12] Katia
    She looks young, but she just ages
    slowly because she's an elf.
[18:16] Katia
    She's actually the same age as us.
[18:19] Filimøs
    Nice to meet you!
[18:22] Sue
    Likewise.
[18:25] Sue
    Katia, are little girls like
    her the type my brother likes?
[18:30] Katia
    No, they're not. Relax.
[18:32] Katia
    She's someone we can rely on.
[18:34] Katia
    Shun is just showing her
    the respect she deserves.
[18:39] Filimøs
    You two get along so well!
[18:41] Filimøs
    A little too well, wouldn't you say?
[18:45] Filimøs
    Shun-kun, you haven't done anything
    weird to your sister, have you?
[18:48] Shun
    Of course I haven't!
[18:50] Filimøs
    Oh, I know!
[18:51] Filimøs
    Sue-chan, may I borrow
    these two for a moment?
[18:59] Shun
    Sensei... Are the people
    you wanted us to meet...
[19:03] Fil
    Right!
[19:03] Fil
    They're exactly who you think.
[19:07] Fil
    And there they are!
[19:10] Fil
    It's good to see you two again!
[19:14] Hugo
    Yo, Oka-chan. You're still tiny, huh?
[19:17] Yuri
    Don't be rude to our teacher.
[19:20] Yuri
    It's good to see you again, Sensei.
[19:22] Fil
    I'm glad to see you both looking well,
     Natsume-kun, Hasebe-san.
[19:26] Hugo
    That's the prince of this
    place with you, right?
[19:30] Fil
    Oh, right, I need to introduce you.
[19:32] Fil
    Say hello to the future
    Sword-King and a future Saint!
[19:37] Katie
    The crown prince of the Renxandt Empire and
    a VIP from the Holy Kingdom of Alleius.
[19:43] Fil
    And as you already pointed out,
[19:46] Fil
    here we have this country's prince,
    and the daughter of one of its dukes.
[19:50] Hugo
    Okay, Oka-chan...
[19:52] Hugo
    But who are they on the inside?
[19:54] Fil
    These two are—
[19:55] Shun
    Shunsuke Yamada.
[19:57] Katia
    Kanata Ooshima.
[19:59] Katia
    Good to see you again.
[20:01] Yuri
    Ooshima... kun?
[20:03] Katia
    Yeah, that's me.
[20:05] Katia
    Crazy, right? I was reborn as a girl.
[20:11] Hugo
    That's you, Ooshima?!
[20:13] Hugo
    Damn, look how cute you got!
[20:16] Hugo
    Maybe you're better off like that!
[20:18] Katia
    Real nice. It took me a while to
    get over the difference, y'know.
[20:22] Hugo
    I bet!
[20:24] Hugo
    Hell, if it was me, I might've killed myself!
[20:28] Fei
    Enough, Natsume! Quit laughing!
[20:31] Yuri
    Is she someone who reincarnated, too?
[20:34] Fei
    It's been a while, hasn't it?
     I'm Mirei Shinohara.
[20:40] Hugo
    Shinohara, forget about your sex,
    you're a different freaking species now!
[20:45] Fei
    Give it a rest.
[20:47] Hugo
    Guess that means we can reincarnate
    as monsters, though.
[20:51] Hugo
    Oka-chan, you know anybody
    else who ended up like her?
[20:54] Fil
    There are 11 of us who
    I've taken under my care,
[20:58] Fil
    and none of them have turned into monsters.
[21:01] Hugo
    Maybe someone who's not
    accounted for, then.
[21:05] Hugo
    Someone else might have luck as bad as
    yours, Shinohara, so don't let it get you down.
[21:13] Fil
    Now, now, I'm sure we all have
    a lot of catching up to do,
[21:16] Fil
    so why don't we grab some
    delicious food and have a chat?
[21:19] Hugo
    Now that you mention it, I'm damn hungry.
[21:22] Yuri
    You were already eating non-stop.
[21:24] Hugo
    I'm just glad the food here is good.
[21:27] Fei
    He hasn't become any less irritating.
[21:30] Katia
    Come on, we should eat, too.
[21:33] Shun
    Yeah.
[21:43] K
    S-So nasty.
[21:45] Voice
    Acid Resistance has risen to (Level 2).
[21:48] K
    It's bitter... and hurts to eat, but...
[21:52] K
    Who cares if it's nasty?! I have to live!
[21:56] K
    And to live...
[21:57] K
    I have to eat!
[21:59] K
    I'll survive in this world as a spider!
[22:02] K
    I'm gonna survive, damn it!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[23:17] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[23:29] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    My House, On Fire?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E2 - My House, On Fire?

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[00:02] (Flashback) Kanata
    How many hours a day do you
    spend playing, anyway?
[00:05] (Flashback) Shun
    Not that many.
[00:06] (Flashback) Shun
    I only pull all-nighters
    about three times a week.
[00:08] (Flashback) Kanata
    You're gonna die if you keep that up.
[00:16] (Flashback) Mirei
    Oh, sorry about that, Wakaba.
[00:19] (Flashback) Mirei
    My hand slipped!
[00:25] (Flashback) Mirei
    Trying to act so cool...
    She seriously pisses me off.

SIGN    My House, On Fire?
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[01:32] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[01:39] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:48] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:53] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:54] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:07] Shun
    So tired...
[02:12] Hugo
    Yo, little prince.
[02:15] Shun
    Hugo?
[02:17] Shun
    You're a prince, too, y'know.
[02:19] Shun
    The actual crown prince
    of the Renxandt Empire,
[02:21] Shun
    and not just fourth in line, like me.
[02:25] Hugo
    A perfect fit, am I right?
[02:27] Hugo
    If someone arranged who I reincarnated as,
     they've got an eye for talent!
[02:32] Hugo
    This is what they mean by "chosen by God!"
[02:36] Hugo
    Speaking of chosen ones,
    I hear your bro is a Hero.
[02:41] Shun
    Yeah, that's right.
[02:42] Hugo
    You sure he's not reincarnated?
[02:45] Shun
    Nah, not Julius-niisama.
[02:48] Hugo
    I've only heard rumors...
    He's supposed to be crazy strong.
[02:52] Hugo
    So, how is he for real?
[02:53] Shun
    Nii-sama's seriously impressive!
[02:56] Shun
    He saved a village from a pack of
    monsters that were attacking it,
[02:59] Shun
    cleared a dungeon that people said
    was impossible to get through,
[03:02] Shun
    and beat a monster with an A-class
    threat level by himself!
[03:05] Shun
    You could call him the
    strongest human there is!
[03:08] Hugo
    The strongest human, huh?
[03:10] Hugo
    You sound pretty thrilled
    about this brother of yours.
[03:14] Shun
    Yeah!
[03:15] Shun
    One of my dreams in this
    world is to be like him someday!
[03:20] Hugo
    Be like the strongest human, huh?
[03:24] Hugo
    Sounds like a pretty big dream.
[03:26] Shun
    Well, I'm not anywhere close to it, yet.
[03:30] Hugo
    Good luck with that, then.
[03:33] Hugo
    But I'm gonna be the strongest
    human someday myself.
[03:42] Fei
    Chosen by God, huh?
[03:44] Shun
    Fei? What's wrong?
[03:46] Fei
    Just wondering if this is my punishment.
[03:49] Shun
    Punishment? For what?
[03:52] Fei
    Well, when I look at you and Hugo,
    or the other reincarnations,
[03:56] Fei
    the fact that I'm not even human
    proves I got a bad hand, right?
[03:59] Shun
    I dunno about that.
[04:01] Fei
    Yes, you do.
[04:03] Fei
    I mean, you and Hugo are princes...
    the others are all pretty well off.
[04:09] Fei
    Just being human would be
    a step up from where I am.
[04:12] Shun
    What did you mean about punishment, though?
[04:15] Fei
    Remember how I used to bully
    Wakaba in the old days?
[04:21] Fei
    I bet that's why I'm here,
    stuck in the role of a pet.
[04:26] Fei
    I don't care about redemption or whatever,
[04:29] Fei
    but maybe I'll take life a little
    more seriously this time.
[04:33] Fei
    Though having my owner be a former
    classmate is pretty nasty, as penalties go.
[04:38] Shun
    Sorry for being such a
    nasty penalty, I guess.
[04:42] Fei
    I'm just joking.
[04:44] Fil
    Good morning!
[04:46] Shun
    Good morning, Sensei!
[04:48] Fei
    Come to think of it, Oka-chan, you've been
    looking for other reincarnated people, right?
[04:52] Fil
    I sure have. There's a few
    I haven't been able to locate.
[04:57] Fei
    Did you ever... find Wakaba?
[05:01] Fil
    Hiiro Wakaba-san, huh?
[05:04] Fil
    She's still unaccounted for.
[05:08] Fei
    I see.
[05:09] Fei
    I wonder what she's doing
    after reincarnating.
[05:12] Shun
    I bet she's fine.
[05:14] Shun
    Look at us. We were able to meet up,
    and we're doing pretty well.
[05:20] Shun
    I bet Wakaba-san's doing just fine.
[05:23] Fei
    Yeah...
[05:25] Fei
    I hope so.
[05:32] K
    You again?
[05:39] K
    Not this time!
[05:48] K
    That oughta do it.
[05:50] K
    Now, then, let's enjoy this meal
    in the safety of my house.
[05:54] Voice
    Poison Fang has risen to Level 2.
SIGN    Proficiency level has risen.
     <Poison Fang LV2>
[05:57] K
    Hey, my skill's leveled up!
[06:00] K
    That's gonna make my poison stronger!
[06:04] K
    M-My body...
SIGN    Small Lesser Taratect LV1->LV2
     All core stats have increased.
[06:07] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
[06:10] Voice
    Small Lesser Taratect has advanced
    from Level 1 to Level 2.
[06:10] K
    What the heck?
[06:14] K
    Did I just molt? Level?
[06:16] Voice
    Proficiency-based skill
    level up bonus acquired.
SIGN    Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
     Skill (Poison Resistance LV2 > LV3)
     Skill (Spider Thread LV3 > LV4)
     Skill points obtained.
[06:20] Skills
    Skill: Poison Resistance has risen to level 3,
[06:22] Skills
    Skill: Spider Thread has risen to level 4.
[06:25] Skills
    You have obtained skill points.
[06:28] K
    W-W-Wait a second! Some of that
    sounded really important!
[06:33] K
    Hey! Could you repeat that?
[06:36] K
    Please?!
[06:41] K
    Uh...
[06:43] K
    So I'm guessing my body's
    changed because I leveled up?
[06:48] K
    I do feel lighter...
    and my eye's not hurt anymore!
[06:52] K
    I've got my full field of vision back!
[06:56] K
    Leveling up completely restores you?
[06:59] K
    Well, ain't that something!
[07:02] K
    I was nervous about living life
    like a video game before...
[07:08] K
    But it might be too late now.
[07:10] K
    Because now I'm actually starting
    to get excited about it!
[07:15] K
    Did I catch something else?
[07:17] K
    Quite the haul today.
[07:20] K
    I'm not expecting much, but hopefully
    this isn't just another frog.
[07:25] K
    Uh, I know what I just said,
[07:29] K
    but that's a damn human!
[07:34] K
    What the hell is this dude doing?!
[07:37] K
    Hot, hot, hot!
[07:45] K
    What was that all about?!
[07:48] K
    Well, it looks like my house
    isn't as secure as I had hoped.
[07:57] K
    Okay, this calls for an expansion!
[08:00] K
    Bang, bang, bang, bang!
[08:19] K
    It's complete.
[08:21] K
    Allow me to introduce...
[08:22] K
    the expansions and renovations to
    my home that I crafted myself!
[08:28] K
    This is the kitchen!
[08:30] K
    No water from the faucet, though.
[08:32] K
    This is the living room!
[08:34] K
    No reception for the TV, though.
[08:36] K
    And this is my greatest creation, the bedroom!
[08:40] K
    The highlight is my fluffy pillow!
[08:44] K
    And after what happened before,
    I've beefed up my disaster prep!
[08:48] K
    Notification threads let me know when prey gets
     caught, running in every cardinal direction!
[08:55] K
    I'll be ready to respond no
    matter what happens now!
[08:59] K
    My house has gotten so
    comfortable it's a crime!
[09:05] K
    But now I'm hungry.
[09:08] K
    Why don't I celebrate the house upgrades
    with a little something special?
[09:11] K
    I've been saving it for
    this kind of occasion!
[09:15] K
    That human was risking a lot to bring
    this egg back, so it's bound to be valuable!
[09:22] K
    Drool... I can only imagine what
    kind of flavorful delicacy awaits!
[09:26] K
    And that being the case...
[09:28] K
    Let's dig in!
[09:34] K
    I guess at my size, it's still too tough.
[09:38] K
    But I am no simple spider!
[09:42] K
    Behold, the ingenuity of an ex-human!
[09:44] K
    A little bit of this!
[09:46] K
    A little bit of that!
[09:47] K
    And then...
[09:48] K
    Here we go!
[09:52] K
    Seriously?!
[09:53] K
    That's hard! What the hell
    is this thing made of?
[09:57] K
    I don't think this egg is
    getting cracked any time soon.
[10:00] K
    What kind of egg is it, anyway?
[10:03] Voice
    Egg.
SIGN    Egg
[10:04] K
    That doesn't tell me anything.
[10:06] Voice
    Skill: Appraisal has risen to Level 2.
SIGN    <Appraisal LV1 -> LV2>
[10:09] K
    Appraisal just leveled up!
SIGN    Small Lesser Taratect.
    No name.

[10:12] Voice
    Small Lesser Taratect. No name.
[10:16] K
    It's actually giving me a species name now!
[10:18] K
    That's a big upgrade from Level 1.
[10:22] K
    That said... I'm small and lesser, huh?
[10:27] K
    Really trying to underscore
    my inferiority, huh?
[10:31] K
    Well, it wasn't that different in my
    past life, so no sense sweating it now!
[10:34] K
    Let's take another crack
    at appraising that egg!
[10:37] Voice
    Earth Wyrm Egg.
SIGN    <Earth Wyrm Egg>
[10:38] K
    Earth Wyrm? Like a dragon?!
[10:40] K
    They have stuff like that?
    Huh, this really is an isekai.
[10:43] K
    Guess that means I'm not gonna be
    a dragon slayer any time soon.
[10:48] K
    Might as well stash it until I can crack it.
[10:59] K
    Ow!
[11:01] K
    The threads are reacting.
[11:04] K
    And not just one or two of them!
[11:12] K
    A fire?!
[11:15] K
    But, why? Why?!
[11:17] K
    Torches? Humans?
[11:20] K
    Are they here to exterminate me?
[11:23] K
    At this rate, I've got two choices:
[11:26] K
    Burn to death, or get hunted
    down and killed by the humans!
[11:30] K
    This way!
[11:34] K
    My last web! If I can get past it...
[11:40] K
    Nowhere is safe anymore!
[11:51] K
    I couldn't do anything.
[11:53] K
    If they can get past my webs,
    my only option is to run.
[12:03] K
    I hate this! It's so pathetic!
    The fact that all I can do is run...
[12:10] K
    It's awful! I can't stand it!
    The way I was forced to run...
[12:14] K
    And how weak I am!
[12:23] K
    In my past life, I never belonged anywhere.
[12:27] K
    I didn't fit in at school.
[12:30] K
    My family had fallen apart.
[12:33] K
    And now, my house...
[12:35] K
    The one place... that was my own.
[12:38] K
    The only place I ever belonged...
[12:42] K
    I don't want to run ever again!
[12:45] K
    Or lose again!
[12:48] K
    I need to be strong! And get stronger!
[12:51] K
    So that nothing else can be taken from me!
[12:55] K
    So that I can live with pride!
[12:58] K
    And to do that, I need combat experience!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 0 -20 l 10 -20 l 10 20 l -10 20 l -10 -20 l 0 -20
SIGN    <Small Lesser Taratect LV2>
    No Name
    Title: Kin Eater
    Skills:
    
    
    
    
    

[13:19] K
    Enough!
[13:28] K
    I've learned something over the last few
    days of grinding in monster battles to level up,
[13:33] K
    and that is...
[13:35] K
    I'm weak!
SIGN    Small Lesser Taratect LV7
     No Name
     Status: Weak
[13:43] K
    Shut the hell up, you!
SIGN    Weak
[13:45] K
    Who are you calling weak?!
[13:46] K
    I'm glad that Appraisal has leveled up more!
[13:49] K
    But "weak"?!
[13:50] K
    Put a sock in it!
[13:51] K
    I mean sure, I'm weak...
[13:53] K
    But it all boils down to
    how you fight, y'know?
[13:57] K
    I might get my butt kicked,
    but I do win in the end.
[14:01] K
    Still, the fact that I'm having so
    much trouble with freaking frogs...
[14:05] K
    I normally just hit them with Poison Fang
    once they're caught in my web, so I had no idea.
SIGN    Weak
[14:11] K
    They're actually pretty tough.
[14:14] K
    Or maybe I'm just weak?
[14:16] K
    And the lizards are a whole other thing. I can't
     believe their special attack is Petrification!
[14:19] K
    It's a good thing I got cured when
    I was restored after leveling up.
[14:24] K
    If I had been stuck like that...
[14:26] K
    That said, I did web them up and
    sink my venom into them anyway!
[14:31] K
    Still, I don't think I'm gonna be
    winning any straight-up brawls.
SIGN    Weak
[14:36] K
    Since my status is "Weak" and everything!
[14:40] K
    When I look back on my past battles,
[14:42] K
    my only real strengths are my
    webs and these poison fangs.
[14:45] K
    I find the chance to bind them with the webs,
     and then lay into them with Poison Fang!
[14:48] K
    That's all I've got!
[14:51] K
    That leaves the question: How do
    I restrain them with the webs?
[14:57] K
    I've still got a lot to figure out.
[14:59] K
    But I decided to live in
    a way I can be proud of,
[15:02] K
    so I can't back down already!
[15:04] K
    All right, for now, let's try exploring
    the labyrinth for a change of pace!
[15:10] K
    I see a chance for a sneak attack!
[15:14] K
    Makes sense... might wanna use
    my webs while I have initiative.
[15:18] K
    Ambush tactics!
[15:19] K
    You think that's cheap?
[15:20] K
    All that matters is winning!
[15:26] K
    What was that?
[15:29] K
    Is there something down there?
SIGN    <Elroe Ferect LV2>
[15:36] K
    My head hurts!
[15:41] Voice
    Skill: Appraisal has risen to Level 5.
SIGN    Small Lesser Taratect
SIGN    No Name
[15:48] K
    Something's coming!
[15:55] K
    They're after me!
[15:59] K
    What is SP? Stamina?!
[16:01] K
    I've got bigger problems right now!
[16:04] K
    I've gotta run myself to death
     if I don't wanna die!
[16:13] K
    Looks like I managed to get away.
[16:16] K
    Am I actually pretty fast?
[16:18] K
    Didn't think there'd be a whole swarm.
[16:21] K
    Makes sense, though. Even monsters
    have their tricks for survival.
[16:26] K
    I guess they defend themselves
    by acting as a group.
[16:31] K
    But what about me?
[16:33] K
    If I keep using webs to bind them and
    fangs to poison them as the core strategy,
[16:38] K
    I can also ambush them...
[16:39] K
    And I've learned that I'm pretty fast.
[16:43] K
    If I can sneak up on someone and stick them
    up in the webs, that ought to do it.
[16:46] K
    And if that doesn't work,
[16:47] K
    I use my quickness to stay evasive while
    looking for a chance to web them.
[16:54] K
    I think I've got this figured out!
[16:55] K
    But for today, I'm gonna rest.
[17:01] K
    With these webs, I can
    erase "defeat" from my...
[17:07] K
    vocabulary... maybe.
[17:16] K
    What's that?
[17:21] K
    This is bad.
[17:25] K
    I don't know what's going on,
     but I know it's bad!
SIGN    <Elroe Baladorado LV9>
     <Status Appraisal Failed>
[17:34] K
    I-It's huge!
[17:36] K
    And Level 9?! If I try to
    take it head-on, I'll...
[17:40] K
    Lose!
[17:42] K
    I need to get out of the open!
    Find a narrow space, and...
[17:46] K
    The webs and the walls aren't helping!
[17:48] K
    I might be better off running here.
[17:52] K
    But I'm not gonna! I know
    what my fighting style is now!
[17:56] K
    And I'm gonna give this everything I've got!
[17:59] K
    He can tear through my webs,
    but they still can slow him down.
[18:03] K
    In that case—
[18:04] K
    Over here!
[18:08] K
    Being huge and fast seems
    like cheating to me!
[18:12] K
    But I'm just as fast!
[18:15] K
    I'm over here now!
[18:19] K
    Come on!
[18:22] K
    Okay!
[18:23] K
    I was able to shut him up, literally!
[18:38] K
    You're not gonna get me!
[18:40] K
    Take this!
[18:50] K
    I'm not letting go...
[18:52] K
    So, go down, already—!
[19:16] K
    Hell yeah!
[19:18] K
    How you like that?!
[19:20] K
    You can still fight, even if you're weak!
[19:22] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
[19:25] Voice
    You are now Level 10.
[19:28] Voice
    You have obtained skill points.
[19:31] Voice
    Proficiency level has risen.
[19:34] Voice
    Spider Thread Level 7,
[19:36] Voice
    Poison Fang Level 6,
[19:38] Voice
    Night Vision Level 10,
[19:40] Voice
    Pain Resistance Level 2.
[19:44] Voice
    Night Vision Level 10 has enabled the
    Skill: Vision Expansion Level 1.
[19:49] K
    I jumped all the way to Level 10?!
[19:51] K
    And I got a whole bunch of stuff!
[19:52] K
    I guess beating someone way stronger than
    you means getting a bunch of levels!
[19:56] K
    It's like a reward for all my hard work!
[19:59] Voice
    Requirements have been met:
    Small Lesser Taratect can now evolve.
[20:05] K
    Say what? Evolve?
[20:08] Voice
    Multiple evolution options are available.
[20:11] Voice
    Please make your selection.
SIGN    Lesser Taratect
SIGN    Evolutionary
    Options
SIGN    Small Taratect
[20:13] Kumoko
    Hang on a sec... I need
    to think this through.
[20:16] Kumoko
    This is a big turning point,
    so I can't half-ass this decision.
[20:20] Kumoko
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
[20:23] Kumoko
    I think "Lesser" means I would stay
    as this species, but grow some.
[20:27] Kumoko
    And "Small" means I would become
    a more advanced species,
[20:30] Kumoko
    but still be in an immature state.
[20:34] Kumoko
    Okay, I'll go with Small Taratect!
[20:37] Kumoko
    I mean, who wants to evolve
    into a lesser anything?
[20:40] Kumoko
    Plus, I'd be in big trouble if
    I lost my agility and speed.
[20:45] Voice
    Now evolving into a Small Taratect.
[20:47] K
    No preamble at all, huh?
[20:49] K
    You could... ease me... into it...
[21:00] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[21:03] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[21:05] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[21:05] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[21:06] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[21:08] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[21:10] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[21:10] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[21:12] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[21:12] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[21:13] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[21:15] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[21:17] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[21:20] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[21:22] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[21:25] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[21:26] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[21:27] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[21:30] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[21:32] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[21:34] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
[22:29] Shun
    Hey, Fei?
[22:32] Shun
    Fei, listen!
[22:35] Fei
    What is it?
[22:36] Shun
    It looks like Earth Dragons can
    evolve in a few different ways.
[22:39] Shun
    Come take a look.
[22:45] Fei
    Let's see...
[22:47] Shun
    If you're going to evolve anyway,
    why not aim for something like this?
[22:51] Shun
    It looks super-cool and tough!
[22:55] Shun
    You don't like it?
[22:57] Fei
    Do you really think a lady would be into
    becoming "super-cool" and "tough"?
[23:03] Shun
    I g-guess not? Sorry.
[23:07] Fei
    You don't need to apologize.
[23:09] Fei
    I'm a dragon anyway, so I might
    as well be a strong one.
[23:13] Shun
    Come to think of it, I heard an Earth
    Dragon has shown up around here lately.
[23:18] Fei
    That doesn't happen often.
[23:20] Shun
    It was supposedly in the woods near
    the campus, and even caused a few fatalities.
[23:26] Fei
    I know it's not my fault,
[23:28] Fei
    but there's something sickening about hearing
    how my species killed someone.
[23:32] Shun
    Here's hoping no one else gets hurt.
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Earth Wyrm (Dragon), Bad News?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E3 - Earth Wyrm (Dragon), Bad News?

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[00:02] K
    Wait, when did I fall asleep?!
[00:07] K
    Aw, come on Miss Voice
    From the Heavens (Working Title)!
[00:09] K
    If I'm going to pass out from evolving,
    you could at least warn me!
[00:14] K
    Am I actually done evolving?
    I don't think I look that different.
[00:21] K
    Better appraise!
SIGN    Small Taratect
    No Name
    Status: Weak
[00:24] K
    Hey! Since my species name
    has changed, I think it worked!
[00:28] K
    But... Level 1?
[00:31] K
    Huh, does evolving mean
    starting over from Level 1?
[00:35] K
    And my stamina gauge is practically empty!
[00:38] K
    That explains why I've felt
    so hungry and woozy.
[00:49] K
    As hungry as I am,
    this thing still tastes nasty!
[00:53] K
    But I need to get my stamina back.
[00:56] K
    So I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna eat!
[00:59] K
    So that I can survive!
[01:06] K
    I was a light eater in my past life,
[01:10] K
    but I guess in this world,
    I've got a serious appetite.
[01:13] K
    I bet I could win any eating contest!
[01:17] K
    I haven't even had my fill!
[01:22] K
    Damn, man... I ate all that and it only
    filled up about 80% of my stomach?
[01:26] K
    Evolution is crazy.
[01:28] K
    Well, now that I've finished my meal,
    there's no reason to stick around here.
[01:33] K
    Let's continue our journey
    in pursuit of some new prey!
[01:36] K
    I've slept well, and I've eaten well!
[01:42] K
    I give thanks for my brief moment of peace.
[01:45] K
    But onward I go! Farewell!
SIGN    Earth Wyrm (Dragon), Bad News?
[01:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:03] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:08] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[02:12] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[02:17] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[02:19] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[02:22] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[02:26] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[02:30] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[02:32] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[02:37] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[02:42] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[02:47] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[02:49] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[02:51] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[02:54] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[02:56] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[02:58] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:01] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[03:05] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:07] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:10] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:11] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
SIGN    Thread
    Control
SIGN    Detection
[03:21] K
    Looks like these are the two
    skills I can grab right now.
[03:24] K
    Thread Control probably has to do
    with manipulating my webs, right?
[03:29] K
    Since my webs are one of my
    main weapons, I definitely need that.
[03:33] K
    If I can level it up enough, I bet one day...
[03:37] K
    I'll be as good at web-slinging as
    New York's favorite friendly neighbor!
[03:44] K
    And as for the other one...
SIGN    Detection
[03:46] K
    This thing right here, "Detection!"
[03:48] K
    Notice the enemy before they notice you!
    That's one of the fundamentals of warfare!
[03:51] K
    Right on! Gimme both please! Use the points!
[03:55] Voice
    Skills: Thread Control
    and Detection acquired.
[03:58] K
    Awesome! Then let's turn on that Detection!
[04:05] K
    Ow, ow, ow, what the hell?!
[04:08] K
    It hurts! My head feels
    like it's splitting apart!
[04:11] K
    Stop it, stop it!
[04:14] K
    That was one brutal headache.
[04:17] K
    Okay, that settles it.
[04:19] K
    We're gonna put that Detection
    skill on semi-permanent lockdown.
SIGN    Detection
[04:22] K
    Onto the next one!
[04:24] K
    My other skill, Thread Control!
[04:26] K
    Oh, wow! My webs are a lot faster now!
[04:30] K
    I bet once I level it up enough,
    it'll have all kinds of new uses!
[04:36] K
    Like web armor!
[04:42] K
    The possibilities are endless!
[04:47] K
    Incoming enemy?
[04:50] K
    "Is that the enemy?!" as they like to say!
[04:55] Voice
    You have advanced from Level 1 to Level 2.
[05:00] Voice
    Skill proficiency has risen.
[05:03] Voice
    Skill: Appraisal has increased to Level 6.
[05:06] K
    Appraisal's gone up!
[05:09] K
    If I assume that the maximum level is 10,
[05:12] K
    that means I'm gonna get more and more
    features as it goes up! Probably!
[05:21] K
    Go for it, Miss Appraisal!
SIGN    Small Taratect
    No Name LV 2
SIGN    Offense: 19
     Defense: 19
    Magic Power:19
[05:27] K
    What the heck?! Wow!
[05:29] K
    My speed is 348?!
    That sounds seriously amazing!
SIGN    Magic Power: 19
     Resistance: 18
     Speed: 348
[05:32] K
    Plus this is, like... all of my stats!
[05:36] K
    I can finally read stats!
[05:42] K
    Better find something to eat for now!
[05:46] K
    Gotta say, leveling up is pretty sweet!
[05:49] K
    I don't think I'd have trouble with
    most monsters at this point.
[05:53] K
    No foe stands a chance before me!
[05:57] K
    I suddenly have a very bad feeling.
[06:04] K
    They weren't standing
    before me, but behind me!
[06:06] K
    And they've pretty clearly
    locked onto me, too!
[06:10] K
    But now that I've evolved,
    I should stand a chance!
[06:15] K
    First, an Appraisal!
SIGN    Human, LV 29
    Name: Gordeau
    Status Appraisal failed.
[06:16] Voice{also what sign says}
    Human, Level 29.
[06:19] Voice{also what sign says}
    Name: Gordeau.
[06:20] Voice{also what sign says}
    Status Appraisal failed.
[06:23] K
    I don't stand a freaking chance!
[06:25] K
    What the hell do you mean, Level 29?!
    The odds couldn't be much worse!
SIGN    Human LV 27
    Name: Bardon
     Status Appraisal failed.
SIGN    Human LV 27
    Name: Jolliere Justeau
     Status Appraisal failed.
SIGN    Human LV 24
    Name: Onjin
     Status Appraisal failed.
SIGN    Human LV 22
     Name: Gaikun
     Status Appraisal failed.
SIGN    Human LV 23
     Name: Lekin
     Status Appraisal failed.
[06:31] K
    Hey, stupid! I can't beat you if
    you just pop up in front of me!
[06:35] K
    Snakes in front of me
    and humans to the back!
[06:37] K
    I'm not even gonna try with this
    double-team nonsense!
[06:40] K
    How can they keep up with me?!
[06:43] K
    My speed is 348!
[06:46] K
    So fast, so fast!
    This is really, really bad!
[06:48] K
    Humans are way stronger and scarier
    than I thought! Somebody help!
[06:55] K
    And now these three monsters
    just decide to show up?!
[06:58] K
    I won't be able to scoot around them!
[07:02] K
    What do I do?!
[07:03] K
    I don't even have time to think!
[07:06] K
    I'll just have to give it a shot!
[07:11] K
    It worked! It actually worked!
[07:13] K
    Desperate times really do
    call for desperate measures!
[07:15] K
    And my special wall-running
    tech worked like a charm!
[07:21] K
    What was that?
[07:23] K
    I don't know what's going on back there,
[07:25] K
    and you have my apologies,
    random three monsters!
[07:27] K
    Chalk it up to survival of the fittest!
[07:30] K
    You'll be sacrifices in
    the name of my survival!
[07:33] K
    I'll pray for your happiness
    in the afterlife.... Huh?
[07:36] K
    W-W-Wait, I can't stop!
[07:47] Shun
    Here.
[07:48] Sue
    Sorry, Nii-sama.
[07:50] Shun
    It's impressive how hard you
    work on your studies, Sue.
[07:53] Sue
    Thank you, Nii-sama.
[07:55] Hugo
    Damn, I'm sleepy.
[08:06] Student
    Um... that's actually my seat.
[08:09] Hugo
    Hearing all this stuff about the history
    and theory of magic kinda wore me out.
[08:13] Hugo
    Sorry, pal.
[08:14] Hugo
    That seat's open. It's mine, usually.
[08:21] Fei
    Natsume's as pleasant at school as
    he was before he reincarnated.
[08:26] Shun
    You said it.
[08:29] Yuri
    I was told to tell everyone to pick up a
    sword and assemble in the western woods.
[08:33] Shun
    I thought this class was
    Introduction to Magic?
[08:36] Yuri
    It looks like we're having
    practical exercises today.
[08:38] Hugo
    Hell yeah!
[08:40] Hugo
    You need serious combat to show what
    you're really capable of, right?
[08:49] Fei
    Is it me, or is he being
    weirdly competitive with you?
[08:52] Shun
    I think you're right.
[08:54] Yuri
    Is anything wrong?
[08:55] Shun
    No, not really.
[08:56] Yuri
    If you do have a problem, you should
    listen to what God has to say!
[09:01] Yuri
    I heard Her voice this morning!
[09:04] Yuri
    If we raise our skills, I'm sure we'll
    be able to hear Her, day or night—
[09:07] Katia
    Everyone, let's hurry along.
[09:09] Katia
    It's quite a distance
    to the western woods.
[09:12] Katia
    Here's your sword, Shun.
[09:15] Katia
    I think she's going through a lot, y'know?
[09:17] Sue
    I can't believe she put her hands
    on Nii-sama so casually.
[09:39] Hugo
    That's a prince for you.
[09:41] Hugo
    Got a real fancy sword, instead of
    the stuff that the school supplies.
[09:45] Katia
    Your sword is every bit as impressive, Hugo.
[09:49] Hugo
    Yeah, and there's more to a
    weapon than how it looks...
[09:53] Hugo
    Right, Yamada?
[09:56] Katia
    His name is Schlain Zagan Analeit.
[09:59] Katia
    He's a prince of the Analeit Kingdom.
[10:01] Hugo
    Oh, you'll have to accept
    my apology, Prince Schlain!
[10:08] Sue
    How dare he show such rudeness towards you?!
[10:11] Shun
    Sue!
[10:14] Shun
    Damn it, Natsume.
[10:16] Katia
    It's Hugo Baint Renxandt, Prince.
[10:20] Katia
    People are watching, dude.
[10:21] Katia
    Make sure you use the names
    that they'd recognize.
[10:24] Shun
    Yeah. Sorry.
[10:27] Teacher
    Please come forward and take a magic wand.
[10:35] Teacher
    We'll now carry out today's practice
    exercise with the wands you picked up.
[10:39] Teacher
    For the sake of safety, you'll be using
    wands enchanted with water magic.
[10:44] Hugo
    Freaking water?
[10:45] Teacher
    Now, you all have Magic Power Perception
    and Magic Power Operation, yes?
[10:48] Students
    Yes, sir.
[10:49] Teacher
    You'll want to focus your magic power,
    and continuously channel it into the wand.
[10:59] Teacher
    If you could each step forward and
    fire a blast of water at that target.
[11:03] Teacher
    You absolutely must not
    point it at your classmates.
[11:13] Teacher
    Make sure to preserve your magic power.
[11:16] Teacher
    I won't be held accountable if
    you overdo it and collapse.
[11:19] Fei
    Wow, real responsible.
[11:26] Girl
    What... was that?
[11:27] Shun
    Fei! Everyone's watching. Cut it out.
[11:45] Hugo
    All this noise, and none of them
    are even hitting the damn thing.
[11:49] Fei
    Water magic, huh?
[11:51] Fei
    Wouldn't it have been a better
    idea to use earth magic?
[11:54] Shun
    Since you're an earth dragon,
    you'd probably be great with it.
[11:58] Fei
    What's the point in having a
    specialty if you can't use it?
[12:03] Shun
    I wouldn't worry about it.
[12:05] Shun
    There are tools for every
    kind of magic at the school.
[12:10] Katia
    Water really isn't my forte.
    I have some skill with fire.
[12:14] Hugo
    Fancy that. I'm the same way,
    bad with water, but great with fire.
[12:19] Yuri
    Skill up! Skill up! Skill up! Skill up!
[12:23] Yuri
    Skill up! Skill up! Skill up! Skill up!
[12:23] Shun
    Should she really be
    letting loose like that?
[12:26] Fei
    Come to think of it, is Oka-chan...
[12:27] Fei
    Er, I mean, is Filimøs missing again?
[12:30] Shun
    Yeah, she tends to miss class a lot,
    and nobody knows what she's up to.
[12:35] Shun
    If you ask her, she blows it off.
[12:37] Hugo
    You out of gas already? Where's your guts?
[12:41] Shun
    Are you not going to practice, Sue?
[12:44] Sue
    These brief moments of watching the rabble
    witness your perfect execution of magic,
[12:48] Sue
    and seeing the collective feeling of
    idolatry it gives rise to, are pure bliss for me.
[12:52] Sue
    I'll practice in secret later.
[12:54] Shun
    Oh... okay.
[12:56] Yuri
    Skill up! Skill up! So I may hear Her words!
[13:01] Yuri
    Skill up! Skill up!
[13:02] Shun
    She's really gonna hang in there
    until she gets a skill.
[13:05] Sue
    You've done amazing, Nii-sama.
[13:07] Sue
    You've landed every shot.
[13:09] Shun
    Well, I am good with light and water magic.
[13:13] Sue
    I would say that there is
    no magic you're bad at.
[13:16] Hugo
    I don't really see the point in
    practicing magic you're no good with.
[13:21] Hugo
    It's more efficient to work on the
    stuff you're already good at.
[13:33] Shun
    He's mastered a skill for fire magic?
[13:36] Hugo
    Magic isn't really useful until you
    can pull off something like this!
[13:41] Yuri
    I can't seem to get a skill up.
[13:44] Fei
    He picked the perfect moment to show off.
[13:48] Shun
    But I'd say he went too far!
[13:58] Teacher
    I'll admit your ability,
[14:00] Teacher
    but I can't really approve of this
    kind of arrogant display, Hugo-kun.
[14:05] Hugo
    Is that right?
[14:06] Teacher
    This isn't a battlefield,
    it's a place of learning!
[14:10] Teacher
    Now, pick up your wand.
[14:12] Hugo
    No telling when a war might
    break out, though.
[14:16] Shun
    He seriously hasn't changed
    at all from his past life.
[14:20] Katia
    He might even be worse now.
[14:25] Shun
    What's wrong?
[14:26] Fei
    Do you guys... hear that?
[14:31] Shun
    What is that?
[14:53] Teacher
    Get back!
[14:58] Shun
    Sir!
[15:12] Fei
    It's coming!
[15:27] Yuri
    An earth dragon!
[15:31] Hugo
    Very nice! A perfect chance to show off.
[15:35] Hugo
    Get a load of this.
[15:36] Hugo
    With my power, this thing
    doesn't stand a chance!
[15:39] Katie
    Don't! You need to back off!
[15:48] Hugo
    I'll burn you to a crisp!
[15:52] Hugo
    What?!
[15:56] Fei
    It dispersed the magic!
[15:58] Yuri
    That's the Imperial Scales skill!
[16:00] Hugo
    Screw that!
[16:01] Hugo
    One more time!
[16:07] Shun
    Hugo!
[16:13] Shun
    We're going to die. Is this... death?
[16:24] Shun
    Julius... Nii-sama...
[16:29] Shun
    What would my brother
    do at a time like this?
[16:33] Shun
    He'd find the courage to fight back!
[16:38] Sue
    Nii-sama?
[16:40] Fei
    Shun?
[16:43] Shun
    We're all going to be
    wiped out at this rate.
[16:45] Shun
    Fei, look after Sue!
[16:48] Katia
    Shun!
[16:49] Shun
    Katia?! Yuri?!
[16:50] Katia
    We don't have much of a choice, it seems!
[16:52] Yuri
    I'm sure God would tell us to fight!
[16:56] Sue
    Nii-sama!
[16:57] Shun
    Sue?! Get back!
[16:58] Fei
    Hey, don't do this!
[17:02] Shun
    Stay back!
[17:03] Sue
    No! If you're going to fight, then so will I!
[17:05] Yuri
    Run!
[17:13] Shun
    Okay... Sue, Yuri, follow my lead!
[17:17] Both
    Right!
[17:30] Katia
    It's going to use its breath! Get back!
[17:32] Shun
    If I do, it'll hit the others!
[17:35] Shun
    Magic Warfare!
[17:37] Shun
    Mental Warfare!
[17:39] Sue
    Light magic!
[17:43] Sue
    Nii-sama!
[17:48] Hugo
    Move!
[17:50] Shun
    Don't!
[17:51] Shun
    You're gonna hit the others!
[17:52] Hugo
    I told them to move!
[17:54] Shun
    You idiot!
[18:00] Fei
    Seriously, is everyone here totally crazy?
[18:09] Shun
    Fei?!
[18:32] Sue
    Nii-sama!
[18:33] Katia
    Are you all right?
[18:34] Yuri
    Were you hurt?
[18:35] Shun
    I'm fine.
[18:38] Crowd
    Thank you all so much!
[18:40] Crowd
    We're saved!
[18:41] Shun
    You saved us.
[18:43] Shun
    Thank you, Fei.
[18:46] Katia
    Why not respond to their cheers?
[18:51] Shun
    Sure—ow!
[18:55] Crowd
    Thank you!
[19:10] Yuri
    It seems there's one person who's
    not feeling very grateful.
[19:15] Shun
    Fei, what's wrong?
[19:17] Fei
    Try using Appraise on me.
[19:19] Shun
    Appraise?
SIGN    Kin-Eater
[19:26] Shun
    Kin... Eater?
[19:29] Shun
    Does that mean...
[19:31] Fei
    It probably has to, right?
[19:34] Shun
    Was this thing... one of your... parents?
[19:44] Sue
    Nii-sama? Nii-sama, are you all right?!
[19:45] Yuri
    Shun-kun?
[19:46] Katia
    Shun! Shun, hang in there!
[19:47] Sue
    Nii-sama, answer me! Please!
[19:50] Yuri
    Shun-kun!
[19:55] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[19:59] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[20:01] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[20:01] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[20:02] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[20:03] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[20:03] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[20:04] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[20:05] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[20:06] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[20:07] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[20:08] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[20:08] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[20:09] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[20:11] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[20:13] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[20:15] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[20:18] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[20:21] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[20:22] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[20:23] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[20:26] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[20:28] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[20:30] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[20:38] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[20:46] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[20:47] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[20:49] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[20:52] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[20:55] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[20:56] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[20:57] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[20:59] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[21:01] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[21:03] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[21:06] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[21:08] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[21:10] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[21:12] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[21:14] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[21:15] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[21:16] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[21:18] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[21:19] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
[21:26] K
    Webs! Webs! Come on, spider webs!
[21:35] K
    I've stopped falling,
    but that seriously hurt!
[21:38] K
    Is this my punishment for
    starting to get cocky?
[21:41] K
    Well, I've learned my lesson.
[21:46] K
    I learned my lesson,
    but it just keeps on coming!
SIGN    Finjicote LV5
[21:49] K
    Don't look this way!
    Just pretend I'm not here!
[21:52] K
    I'm sorry!
[21:54] K
    Splat!
[21:56] K
    This is no good!
[21:58] K
    This might be serious trouble, even.
[22:01] K
    And now I'm getting a feeling
    like double trouble.
[22:05] K
    Is everything down here bad news?!
[22:08] K
    Snakes?! And three of them?!
[22:11] K
    I'm supposed to fight King Ghi••ra now?!
[22:14] K
    Is the whole world trying
    to gang up on me today?!
[22:22] K
    This is my chance! They're distracted
    with the prey in front of their eyes!
[22:26] K
    Now to get away.
[22:28] K
    What's this kinda situation called again?
[22:30] K
    Divide and conquer?
[22:31] K
    Try and hit two targets, but miss both?
[22:34] K
    I don't think either of those are it.
[22:35] K
    But who cares! Don't pay me any mind!
[22:39] K
    This is literally a war of the monsters!
SIGN    War of the Monsters
[22:42] K
    Go for it!
SIGN    In Spider-Color
[22:50] K
    What... What the hell?
SIGN    Earth Dragon Araba LV 37
    <Status Appraisal Failed.>
[23:16] K
    What... What is that thing?!
[23:22] K
    This is bad, super-seriously bad!
    I need to get the hell out of here, now!
[23:34] K
    I'm dead!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Monkey, Wha—?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E4 - Monkey, Wha—?

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[00:14] K
    I'm alive...
[00:15] K
    And it is fantastic to have survived.
[00:19] K
    What am I gonna do now?
[00:23] K
    Aren't craters supposed to
    be from meteor impacts?
[00:28] K
    Next time I run into that thing,
     I'm totally dead.
[00:31] K
    I can't count on getting more
    lucky breaks like I just did.
SIGN    Hiding
[00:36] K
    The only thing I can depend
    on is this skill.
SIGN    Stealth
[00:38] K
    My best option is to stay out
     of sight, and stay alive.
SIGN    Monkey, Wha—?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:18] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[01:38] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[01:43] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[01:45] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[01:52] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[01:54] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:57] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:01] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:03] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[02:06] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:07] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:16] K
    After I said I wasn't
    going to run anymore...
[02:22] K
    Yet here I am, on the run.
[02:26] K
    I hope this path takes me somewhere safe.
SIGN    <Elroe Greshigard
    A mantis monster that dwells in the Lower
     Stratum of the Great Elroe Labyrinth.>
SIGN    The Great Elroe Labyrinth Lower Stratum
    An area located between the Middle and Bottom Stratums
     of the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
    Habitat to a fair number of powerful monsters.
[02:56] K
    The Great Elroe Labyrinth's Lower Stratum?
[02:59] K
    I guess I'm just finding out this place is
    called The Great Elroe Labyrinth.
[03:02] K
    And I'm on a lower level,
    along with these powerful monsters.
[03:07] K
    Not sure I'm glad to learn that.
[03:10] K
    Is it just me, or is that mantis
    stronger than the snake?
[03:13] K
    It's probably not just me! Maybe those
    snakes are the small fry around here!
[03:19] K
    No, no, no! It's just that
    the mantis is too strong—
SIGN    Greater Taratect LV18
     An evolved form of the spider monster Taratect.
     Carnivorous, with potent venom.
[03:33] K
    Am I going to look like
    that if I evolve a bunch?
[03:37] K
    There's no way I can handle it right now!
[03:40] K
    Guess I'll eat anything that looks like
    I can take it and avoid everything else.
[03:46] K
    Sneaking around is turning out to
    be my main option for survival.
[03:52] K
    Ugh, I haven't slept at all. This sucks.
[03:59] K
    I've gotta eat before this
    meter is totally gone.
[04:04] K
    That being said, I think I'll manage,
     as far as food goes.
[04:08] K
    After walking long enough,
[04:11] K
    I've noticed that there are monsters from
     the upper levels in the Lower Stratum.
[04:14] K
    And the thing they all have in common is...
SIGN    Elroe Academy
[04:18] Monster
    Here they come!
SIGN    Poison Frog
SIGN    Venomous Snake
SIGN    Venomous Spider
[04:21] K
    It's that we're all poisonous!
SIGN    The Lower Stratum's Toxic Gang
[04:25] K
    Man, I love being toxic!
[04:28] K
    Even if I get noticed, they might ignore me!
SIGN    Elroe Gastruch LV3
     Status appraisal failed.
[04:36] K
    These snails...
[04:38] K
    They're all over the place. I wonder
    why no one's trying to eat them.
[04:43] K
    Only one way to find out! Time to chow down!
SIGN    <<Thank you for enjoying this show's brief run>>
     So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    THE END
[05:08] K
    That was a seriously close one!
[05:10] K
    What the hell, man?!
[05:12] K
    That's out-of-this-world nasty!
[05:14] K
    Like if you left food waste out in the
    middle of a heatwave for a few weeks
[05:17] K
    before stewing it in spoiled milk!
[05:21] Voice
    Proficiency level has risen.
SIGN    <Rot Resistance LV2 -> LV3>
[05:24] Skill
    Rot Resistance Level 3.
[05:27] K
    Hey! What kind of build are
    you trying to push me into?!
[05:32] K
    I don't want to ever put anything like
    this in my mouth ever again, but...
[05:36] K
    But...
[05:38] K
    I really hate wasting food!
[05:49] K
    I think eating these things will be my
    serious, last-ditch, absolute desperation move.
[05:58] K
    Can't really tell without
    being able to see the sun...
[06:03] K
    But it feels like I've spent
    days traveling down this path.
[06:08] K
    I seriously have no idea where I'm going.
[06:10] K
    What am I gonna do if this takes
    me to the Bottom Stratum?
[06:15] K
    Let's not imagine the worst case scenario!
[06:17] K
    I bet it leads to the Middle Stratum.
[06:21] K
    Right?
[06:27] K
    Let's try for a decent meal this time.
[06:30] K
    And the second I mention it...
SIGN    <Elroe Randanel LV7>
    <Status appraisal failed.>
SIGN    <Elroe Randanel LV7>
    <Status appraisal failed.>
SIGN    <Elroe Randanel LV8>
    <Status appraisal failed.>
[06:35] K
    I guess that's what you'd expect from the
    Lower Stratum. They're pretty high level.
[06:39] K
    One's Level 8, and probably
    on the verge of evolving.
[06:44] K
    Not that it's gonna live that long!
[06:49] K
    Oh, yeah!
[06:51] Voice
    The conditions have been met.
[06:52] Voice
    You have acquired the title
    "Poison Master."
[06:56] Voice
    Due to the effects of the
    Poison Master title,
[06:59] Voice
    you have acquired the skills: Poison
    Synthesis Level 1 and Poison Magic Level 1.
[07:03] K
    Hey, more poison, huh?
[07:04] Voice
    Proficiency level has risen.
[07:06] K
    Guess I got poison all over!
    It's practically raining poison!
[07:07] Voice
    Skill: Poison Fang has risen to Level 8.
[07:21] K
    That certainly was a meal.
[07:24] K
    Now, then...
[07:25] K
    Let's check out these skills.
SIGN    <Poison Magic>
    <Poison Synthesis>
[07:27] K
    What've we got here? Poison Magic...
[07:30] K
    I still have no idea how to use magic,
    so we'll set that aside.
[07:34] K
    Poison Synthesis?
[07:37] K
    Guess I'll just try and make it happen...
[07:40] K
    Whisper...
[07:42] K
    Pray...
[07:43] K
    And then... chant!
[07:47] K
    Visualize it...
[07:50] K
    Here we go!
[07:51] K
    Poison Synthesis!
[07:55] K
    Yeah, that's how life goes, I guess.
[07:58] K
    Wait, something happened?!
SIGN    Poison Synthesis Menu
    Weak Poison • Spider Venom LV8
     You can synthesize these poisons.
[08:00] K
    Guess I'll try it out?
SIGN    Weak Poison
[08:08] K
    I guess it's great that I have it
    but... how am I supposed to use it?
SIGN    Puddle of Weak Poison
[08:12] K
    Maybe put it in a bottle?
    Not that I have one!
[08:15] K
    And that made my MP gauge go down!
[08:18] K
    Yeah... hmm.
[08:21] K
    Kinda iffy.
[08:23] K
    Well, compared to how useless magic has been,
     at least I know how to use this!
[08:32] K
    Man, I don't know what they expect
    me to do with this empty-ass cavern.
[08:38] K
    I'll follow one of the basic rules of exploring
     a dungeon: stick to the rightmost wall.
[08:44] K
    Man, this place is seriously huge.
[08:47] K
    It's inside a dungeon, but doesn't
    feel claustrophobic at all.
[08:50] K
    It's nothing but rocks, but it feels as
    grand as being out in the wilderness.
[08:54] K
    Skittering through this place underscores
    how seriously insignificant I am.
[09:00] K
    In my past life, I could watch stuff on
    TV about secluded parts of the world,
[09:04] K
    but it never made an impression.
[09:06] K
    It felt like the beautiful sights I was seeing
     might as well have been from another world.
[09:12] K
    But now, I'm right in the thick of it.
[09:15] K
    This is the world I live in!
[09:18] K
    I'm not just visiting,
    and I can't afford to be aloof!
[09:22] K
    Something's coming.
SIGN    <Bagragratch LV14>
    <Status appraisal failed.>
[09:33] K
    What the hell is that scary thing?!
[09:36] K
    Better get out of here before he catches on!
[09:41] K
    Wh-What now?!
SIGN    <Bagragratch LVs6-12>
    <Status appraisal failed.>
[09:47] K
    For now, I need to escape!
[09:50] K
    They're that strong,
    but they still hunt in packs?!
[09:53] K
    I've got no shot!
[09:59] K
    A monkey?
[10:00] K
    Seems different from the others...
[10:03] K
    So fast!
[10:05] K
    Seriously?! I better try something else—
[10:07] K
    This is bad news!
[10:08] K
    One punch from this guy could
    squish me permanently!
[10:14] K
    Having to deal with rapid fire one-hit
    kills is totally terrifying!
[10:23] K
    You got impatient and took a big swing!
[10:25] K
    And now that I've wrapped up your punches,
    I have nothing to fear from you!
[10:28] K
    How's that?! You mad?
[10:31] K
    Th-This is bad!
[10:40] K
    I'm alive...
[10:42] K
    Seems kinda like he screwed himself
    with that one, but a win's a win!
[10:45] K
    And you lose!
[10:57] K
    Did... Did I get him?
[10:59] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
[11:01] Voice
    Level has risen from 3 to 4.
[11:04] Voice
    Core stat values have increased.
[11:07] K
    That last scream scared me,
     but I leveled up!
[11:11] K
    In that case, I may as well dig in.
[11:16] K
    That was quite the meal!
[11:18] K
    Little guy wasn't very bitter at all.
[11:21] K
    Not that he tasted good, per se.
[11:25] K
    Really makes you realize how incredible the
    pigs and cows back in my old life were.
[11:31] K
    Tired.
[11:32] K
    I haven't slept at all, so the second
    I got a full stomach, it hit me.
[11:37] K
    I'm gonna need to think of a way to get some
    decent rest, or I'm liable to collapse.
[12:02] K
    Bring me more meat buns...
[12:11] K
    What is this? All of my
    hairs are standing on end!
[12:22] K
    Ouch!
[12:26] K
    Are you kidding me?!
[12:28] K
    I even made sure to camouflage
    my web, so no one would notice.
[12:32] K
    Maybe the last breath of that monkey had
    some kind of special marking scent on it?
[12:37] K
    Are these guys here for revenge?!
[12:41] K
    I can't fight such a huge mob!
[12:44] K
    I've still got time before
    they can climb up here!
[12:50] K
    Huh? Something's different about the rocks.
    I can't climb any higher!
[12:56] K
    No other choice, guess I'll head sideways—
[13:03] K
    Ow! Ow—
[13:06] K
    Nowhere to run...
[13:10] K
    As basic as it is, this is still my house!
[13:14] K
    I have to fight!
[13:22] K
    Ow!
[13:24] K
    Damn it, they're not flashy,
    but those rocks hurt.
[13:26] K
    And they're already halfway up the wall.
[13:31] K
    If I had something I could drop on them...
[13:39] K
    Poison Synthesis!
SIGN    <Spider Venom LV8>
[13:42] K
    Eat this!
[13:51] K
    They're trying to sneak in from the sides.
[13:54] K
    I can't afford to waste MP,
[13:56] K
    so I won't be able to dump poison on them.
[14:00] K
    Okay! That'll hold them in place!
[14:02] K
    And buy me some time!
[14:07] K
    Not gonna give me time
    to collect myself, huh?!
[14:11] K
    And again!
[14:13] K
    These things are smart!
[14:16] K
    I wish they were smart enough to realize killing
     a harmless spider isn't worth the trouble!
[14:22] K
    And is it me, or are there
    even more of them?!
[14:25] K
    What do I do? Seriously, what?!
[14:28] K
    At this rate...
[14:29] K
    I'm screwed!
[14:34] K
    Okay, I can stack these guys up like a
    barricade and give myself some time to—
[14:42] K
    U-Unbelievable...
[14:44] K
    They'd rather die than get in
    the way of their comrades?
[14:50] K
    It isn't about what there is to gain.
[14:53] K
    This fight between me and them...
[14:57] K
    isn't going to end until one side is dead.
[15:02] K
    Have you forgotten how weak you are?!
[15:05] K
    You're not just outclassed right now,
[15:08] K
    you're facing enemies who don't
    care about their own survival!
[15:11] K
    There's no slick, feel-good
    way out of this one!
[15:17] K
    Oh, no!
[15:38] K
    It hurts...
[15:39] K
    So bad!
[15:43] K
    I can't do this anymore.
[15:44] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
SIGN    Small Taratect LV4 -> LV5
[15:47] Voice
    Level has risen to 5.
[15:49] K
    Just in the nick of time. Will I make it?
[16:04] K
    Th-That was so close!
[16:07] K
    Being healed is great, but now
    I'm out of my turf advantage.
[16:12] K
    I've got another option, but if it
    doesn't work, I'm totally screwed!
[16:20] K
    Then again, the alternative
    is dying without even trying!
[16:37] K
    Fall!
[16:56] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
SIGN    Small Taratect LV6 -> LV7
     Core stat values have increased.
     Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
     Proficiency threshold has been reached.
     Skill: Stealth LV5 -> LV6
     Proficiency threshold has been reached.
     Skill: Evasion LV1 -> LV2
     Proficiency threshold has been reached.
     Pain Mitigation LV5 -> LV6
     You have obtained skill points.
[16:59] Voice
    Level has risen to 7.
[17:02] K
    I thought I was totally done for!
[17:05] K
    Makes sense I would jump two
    levels after killing so many.
[17:10] K
    How many are left?!
SIGN    <Bagragratch LV3>
    <Status appraisal failed.>
SIGN    <Bagragratch LV6>
    <Status appraisal failed.>
SIGN    <Bagragratch LV4>
    <Status appraisal failed.>
[17:15] K
    I should've noticed from
    the name similarity...
[17:18] K
    These are the evolved form of those monkeys!
[17:22] K
    I'm gonna need to cast
    more sticky webs fast!
[17:28] K
    How're you picking that
    up like it's nothing?!
[17:31] K
    Whoa—
[17:34] K
    Are you kidding me?!
[17:35] K
    If even one of those hits me, I'm toast!
[17:38] K
    And now I've got less ground to stand on.
[17:41] K
    If I have to fight while worrying about
    my footing, I'm going to leave myself open.
[17:45] K
    And these guys aren't gonna
    let that chance slip by.
[17:47] K
    No time to hesitate! There.
[17:50] K
    That just leaves...
[17:55] K
    I guess they really are learning.
[17:58] K
    They're spreading themselves out to provide
    as much footing as possible to the others.
[18:06] K
    Some are taking the fall to
    make sure the path is clear!
[18:09] K
    But the longer they keep this up,
    the thinner their numbers will become,
[18:14] K
    and by the time they reach me,
     they'll be wiped out!
[18:18] K
    That assumes those three don't
    try anything, though.
[18:30] K
    Oh, crap!
SIGN    Spider Venom LV8
[18:45] K
    Take this!
[18:57] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
[19:00] Voice
    Level has risen to 8.
[19:05] K
    That's one down.
[19:06] K
    Next up...
[19:07] K
    So fast! It's already attacking?!
[19:09] K
    But not fast enough!
[19:15] K
    Okay! Where's the last one?
[19:28] K
    I'm blacking... out...
[19:32] K
    But I'll die if I do!
[19:37] K
    My vision's getting blurry...
[19:39] K
    But I can't let that stop me!
[19:47] K
    You're not going anywhere!
[19:49] K
    Have a third dose of Poison Synthesis!
[19:59] ---
    I'm done for...
[20:02] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
[20:05] Voice
    Level has risen to 9.
[20:24] K
    That was a seriously close one!
[20:28] K
    Now I just need to finish off
    every one I've webbed down!
[20:38] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[20:41] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[20:43] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[20:43] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[20:44] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[20:46] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[20:48] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[20:48] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[20:49] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[20:51] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[20:55] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[20:58] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[21:00] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[21:03] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[21:04] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[21:05] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[21:08] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[21:10] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[21:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[21:20] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[21:30] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[21:31] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[21:32] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[21:34] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
[22:05] K
    Serves you right!
[22:06] K
    I might be reincarnated as a spider,
     but I'm still alive!
[22:10] K
    And I survived again!
[22:13] K
    Looking back...
[22:14] K
    When I had to run after being
    blown away by that Earth Dragon,
[22:18] K
    I felt like I was being choked
    with fear and frustration
[22:21] K
    from being forced to break the oath
    I made when my house was burnt down.
[22:25] K
    And I had to run to stay alive!
[22:28] K
    And this time, yet again,
    I've managed to survive a fight!
[22:33] K
    I'm so happy! This is so great!
[22:37] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
[22:38] K
    I worked... so, so hard...
[22:39] Voice
    Level has risen to 10.
[22:41] Voice
    Requirements have been met:
    Small Taratect can now evolve.
SIGN    Taratect
SIGN    Small Poison
     Taratect
SIGN    Evolutionary Options
[22:49] K
    Oh, right! Level 10, huh?
[22:52] K
    I guess I jumped up a few
    levels, back there...
[22:54] K
    Let's leave the evolution for later, though.
[22:57] K
    I don't want evolve in the
    middle of nowhere, after all.
[23:01] K
    Come to think of it, there weren't any
    monkeys coming from this direction.
[23:06] K
    Hey, this path is heading upwards!
    Maybe it'll take me to the Middle Stratum?
[23:11] K
    Yahoo! Up I go, up I go!
[23:14] K
    And I can finally say goodbye
    to the danger zone!
[23:18] K
    Maybe it's from the excitement, but I've
    been feeling warm for a while now!
[23:21] K
    Not that I know if spiders can
    get hot under the collar!
[23:27] K
    Hopefully this'll be a little easier...
[23:30] ---
    Huh?
[23:32] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Does Catfish, Taste Good?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E5 - Does Catfish, Taste Good?

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[00:00] K
    This shouldn't come as a surprise,
    but I think my luck is pretty terrible.
[00:04] K
    To a "I think God hates me" degree.
[00:07] K
    First, there's the fact that I was
    reincarnated as a spider, out of nowhere.
[00:10] K
    Then there's the fact that my spidery life
    has been nothing but stormy seas.
[00:14] K
    I've tried my best.
[00:16] K
    And my reward?
[00:21] K
    Isn't this a little too harsh?!
[00:25] K
    Hot, hot, this is really bad!
[00:28] K
    My web's on fire!
[00:33] K
    Gotta extinguish it now!
[00:34] K
    Unless I can't! Then I'll cut it!
[00:37] K
    Almost lit a fire under my ass, literally.
[00:42] K
    What now?!
[00:43] K
    Hey, I can see its stats from the get-go!
[00:46] K
    I guess Appraisal's leveled up again!
[00:48] K
    It's all laid out in detail!
     Now that's handy!
SIGN    Elroe Gunerush
[00:51] K
    Not sure about the whole swimming
    in magma thing, though!
SIGN    <Great Elroe Labyrinth Middle Stratum>
    An area located between the Upper Stratum
    and the Lower Stratum of the Great Elroe
    Labyrinth. The entire area is a volcanic
     landscape with flowing magma, and inhabited
    by monsters with resistance to fire.
[00:55] K
    Seriously?
[00:56] K
    Resistance to fire?
SIGN    resistance to fire
[01:00] K
    Fighting from inside that magma is cheap!
[01:03] K
    And here comes another!
[01:04] K
    But not if I take the initiative!
[01:06] K
    Go, web, go!
[01:07] K
    Okay, it still burns!
[01:10] K
    A spider without its webs is like
    natto without the bacteria that makes natto!
[01:15] K
    Which is really just rotten beans!
[01:18] K
    Oh, this is bad, this is seriously bad!
SIGN    Does Catfish, Taste Good?
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:38] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:43] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:52] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[01:54] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:57] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[02:01] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[02:05] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[02:07] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[02:12] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[02:17] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[02:22] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[02:24] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[02:26] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[02:29] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[02:31] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[02:33] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[02:36] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:40] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:42] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[02:45] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:46] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:53] K
    Here I am, hiding in the
    Lower Stratum again.
[02:56] K
    Statistically speaking, I had a decent chance.
[02:59] K
    But I couldn't lay a single
    finger or web on it.
[03:03] K
    Outmatched and worse, I lost terrain advantage,
    and bask in sorrow.
[03:07] K
    That's a cute little haiku
    summary I put together,
[03:09] K
    but I just don't see what chance
    I have with all that hellish magma.
[03:13] K
    What do I do? Can I get to the Upper Stratum
     without going through the middle?
[03:17] K
    Maybe I can climb through the
    that hornet hole I fell down?
[03:20] K
    Nope, 'cuz Araba's there! Not happening!
[03:22] K
    Don't wanna!
[03:22] K
    Maybe find another vertical shaft?
[03:24] K
    Could it really be that convenient, though?
[03:28] K
    It's not totally impossible,
    but it's still only a possibility.
[03:33] K
    So what should I actually do?
[03:35] K
    For now, let's set everything aside
     and focus on evolving.
[03:39] K
    I did level up after
    messing up those monkeys!
[03:41] K
    Gonna level up, train up,
    and then after I'm stronger,
[03:44] K
    I can get more serious about
    invading the Middle Stratum!
[03:47] K
    That sounds like a good,
    broad outline for the future!
[03:50] K
    Now, as far as evolution goes...
SIGN    Small Poison Taratect
    A rare subspecies of the Taratect type of spider monster. Possessed with incredibly potent venom.
[03:52] K
    I like it! A rare subspecies!
    And potent venom!
[03:55] K
    This one! Evolution, please!
[03:57] K
    Goodnight, everybody!
SIGN    Evolution
[04:01] K
    Good morning, everybody!
[04:03] K
    Let's check the results!
SIGN    <Small Poison
    Taratect
    No Name LV1>
[04:05] K
    Hey, I've evolved!
[04:07] K
    Whoa, three digits!
    My numbers have gone way up!
SIGN    Offense : 138
     Defense : 138
     Magic Power : 127
     Resistance : 127
     Speed : 637
     Skill Points : 200
[04:11] K
    I could put up a real fight
    against that seahorse now!
[04:13] K
    And, as usual, my speed is crazy
    high compared to everything else!
[04:18] K
    Huh? I can even see my skill points now.
[04:21] K
    Honestly, Miss Appraisal,
    you really do such fine work!
SIGN    Egg-Laying Evasion Arithmetic Processing
     Probability Correction Swim Paralysis Attack Rot Attack
[04:24] K
    And what's this? Is it from leveling up?
SIGN    Instantaneous Pride Water Resistance
     Destruction Resistance Talisman Egg-Laying Evasion
     Probability Correction Swim Paralysis Attack Rot Attack
[04:27] K
    I can even see a skill list!
[04:29] K
    There are quite a few, too!
SIGN    Shock Enhancement Cutting Resistance Impact Resistance Eye Arrow
     Pride Water Resistance Lightning Resistance Earth Resistance Wind Resistance Dark Resistance
     Talisman Egg-Laying Evasion Arithmetic Processing Cooperation Concealment
     Probability Correction Swim Paralysis Attack Rot Attack
[04:31] K
    I'm gonna assume this is the list of skills
    I can grab with my current points.
[04:36] K
    Damn, Miss Appraisal, this is too sweet!
[04:41] K
    Let's see if I can find any skills that'll
    help me with the middle stratum!
SIGN    Egg-Laying
    Evasion
    Arithmetic Processing
    Cooperation
    Probability Correction
    Energy Conferment
    Anger
    Concealment
    Dark Resistance
    Wind Resistance
    Lightning Resistance
[04:46] K
    Especially since I can't use my webs.
SIGN    Wind Resistance
    Earth Resistance
    Lightning Resistance
    Water Resistance
    Instantaneous
    Pride
SIGN    Pride
    Required Points
[04:52] K
    Pride?
[04:53] K
    Pride... Pride...
[04:56] K
    Bride... Slide... Flied... Cried...
[04:59] K
    That's certainly a rowdy-sounding skill.
[05:03] K
    "n% of the power necessary
    to achieve godhood.
[05:07] K
    Experience and proficiency gained
    is significantly increased,
[05:10] K
    along with an increase
    in all ability levels."
[05:13] K
    "Grants the ability to exceed the W System
    and interfere with the MA Field."
[05:19] K
    Oh, I see...
[05:22] K
    But don't understand!
SIGN    Interference
    (Intervention)
SIGN    Interference
    (Signal)
[05:23] K
    Interference?
[05:25] K
    What kind of interference can there be
    in a world without radio signals?
[05:32] K
    I can make a bad joke, but there's
    no one here to comment on it.
[05:35] K
    That's the life of only the lonely.
[05:38] K
    Well, moving right along,
[05:40] K
    I understand the part where it boosts
    my experience and proficiency,
[05:44] K
    and how it revises my growth.
[05:47] K
    Sounds cool, but isn't pride usually
    known as one of the deadly sins?
[05:51] K
    Like, the worst one, the one the
    top demonic guy usually has?
[05:56] K
    In terms of video games, you don't usually
    see it come up unless we're talking
[06:01] K
    about last boss class
    enemies or cursed weapons.
[06:03] K
    Real nasty stuff!
[06:06] K
    Wait, I've seen this n%
    and W stuff before...
[06:09] K
    Scrolly, scrolly, scrolly, scrolly!
[06:11] K
    This is it!
[06:12] K
    Some totally bizarre skill.
[06:14] K
    This has to have something
    to do with it. I'm positive.
[06:17] K
    No real evidence...
[06:19] K
    But I've got a feeling!
[06:21] K
    And that feeling says I need this skill!
[06:23] Voice
    You can use 100 skill points
    to obtain the skill, Pride.
SIGN    Pride
[06:28] Voice
    Obtain the skill?
[06:30] K
    Yes!
[06:31] Voice
    You have obtained Pride.
SIGN    Skill:
    <Pride> obtained.
    <Taboo LV2->4>
    Skill Points: 200
[06:33] K
    Oh, yeah! I did it.
[06:35] Voice
    Proficiency level has risen.
[06:37] Skill
    Taboo has risen to Level 4.
[06:41] K
    Taboo?
[06:43] K
    I remember that now.
[06:44] K
    I got the Kin Eater title from
    eating my siblings, right?
[06:48] K
    And that skill came with it.
SIGN    Taboo LV1
SIGN    "Taboo: Those who have violated a taboo obtain this skill.
     You must never level it up."
     The conditions have been met.
     You have acquired the title <Ruler of Pride>.
     Due to the effects of the <Ruler of Pride> title,
     you have acquired the skills <Abyss Magic LV10> and <Hades>.
[06:51] K
    What the hell, the nasty-sounding
     skill leveled up?!
[06:53] K
    Was this a bad move?
[06:55] Voice
    The conditions have been met.
[06:57] Voice
    You have acquired the title "Ruler of Pride."
[07:00] K
    Yeah!
[07:01] Voice
    Due to the effects of the
    Ruler of Pride title,
[07:04] Voice
    you have acquired the skills
    Abyss Magic LV10 and Hades.
[07:06] K
    Man, I nailed it somehow! I keep getting
    cooler and cooler-sounding stuff!
[07:10] K
    Abyss sounds like high-end magic,
    no matter how you slice it!
[07:15] K
    First things first, let's check
     out all my new stuff!
[07:20] K
    Uh, is it me, or has this stuff increased
    by hundreds since last time?
SIGN    Magic Power
     Resistance
     Abyss Magic: Abyssal Darkness
[07:24] K
    The heck? Is it an effect from Pride?
[07:26] K
    I'm not gonna complain if
    the numbers go up, though!
[07:29] K
    Very cool, Pride! Way to show me, Pride!
[07:33] K
    As for Abyss Magic...
[07:34] K
    Oh, wow, this all looks really strong,
    like literal magic from Hell.
SIGN    Hades:
    Manifest Hades.
[07:40] K
    This one doesn't even sound like magic.
[07:42] K
    Who the heck made this?
[07:45] K
    I mean, Hades?
[07:47] K
    That's obviously pretty dangerous.
[07:50] K
    But if it's dangerous,
    it might come in handy!
[07:53] K
    Let's try it out!
[07:55] K
    Be made manifest!
[07:57] K
    Hey! Duh! Eez!
[08:03] K
    Not even the faintest sign of anything!
[08:05] K
    What the Hades was all that excitement for?
[08:10] K
    Well, manifesting Hades is
    hard to imagine, anyway.
[08:13] K
    Oh, well. For now...
[08:15] K
    Before I take another crack at the
    Middle Stratum, I'll work on my new skills,
[08:20] K
    so that I can withstand that sizzling heat!
[08:24] K
    I mean, with all these skills...
SIGN    HP Auto-Recovery LV3
    Poison Attack LV9
    Demon Lord LV1
[08:27] K
    Wait, Demon Lord?!
[08:28] K
    There's a Demon Lord skill?!
[08:30] K
    I had no idea!
SIGN    Demon Lord: Skill Level multiplied by a value of 100.
     Increases stat levels.
     Also increases all resistances.
[08:33] K
    Demon Lord, Pride...
[08:35] K
    Am I on the fast track to becoming
    the last boss or something?!
[08:37] K
    Well, first I need to clear the Middle Stratum,
     and that means working on my skills!
[08:42] K
    That means it's time to train!
[08:45] K
    Maybe if... this works out...
[08:48] K
    I'll actually call myself... the demon lord?
[08:54] K
    "I am a spider!"
[08:57] K
    "And the demon lord!"
[08:58] K
    Yeah, right!
[09:00] K
    Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho...
[09:12] Shun
    Don't try and hop on me
    without some warning first.
[09:15] Fei
    L-Look, I said I was sorry.
[09:18] Shun
    I have to say, though....
    you've gotten bigger.
[09:22] Fei
    I've evolved.
[09:24] Fei
    This is still on the small side,
     relatively speaking.
[09:27] Fei
    I'm going to be even bigger
    the next time I evolve.
[09:31] Shun
    You might not fit in the room anymore.
[09:34] Fei
    That would be a problem.
[09:36] Shun
    Can I Appraise your stats?
[09:38] Fei
    Go right ahead.
[09:42] Shun
    Your core stats... are all above 700!
SIGN    Offense : 725
     Defense : 733
     Magic Power : 704
     Resistance : 709
     Speed : 708
[09:46] Shun
    You've got me beat.
[09:48] Fei
    Monsters do have better stat
    growth than humans, after all.
[09:52] Fei
    But I'm still on the weak side for a dragon.
[09:56] Fei
    If I keep evolving, though, I might crack 1,000!
[10:00] Shun
    In terms of pure stats,
[10:02] Shun
    you might even be able to surpass
    my brother, the Hero, Julius.
[10:06] Shun
    You're no normal monster, Fei.
[10:08] Shun
    You've got the strengths of
    a human from reincarnating.
[10:11] Shun
    If all the monsters out there were like you,
[10:14] Shun
    I bet both humans and demons
    would be extinct by now.
[10:18] Fei
    That's not really the kind of
    compliment a girl appreciates!
[10:21] Shun
    If there were someone in a
    similar situation to you,
[10:24] Shun
    a monster with the
    intelligence of a human...
[10:27] Shun
    Well, there probably can't be too many,
    considering out-there the idea is.
[10:33] Shun
    I wonder if we should get a desk and
    chair for you, since you've grown?
[10:38] Fei
    I manage to reincarnate as a dragon,
    and still find myself back in school...
[10:42] Fei
    Makes me kind of wonder what the point was.
[10:45] Class 1
    Good morning, Prince!
[10:47] 2
    Good morning.
[10:49] 3
    Good morning!
[10:50] 3-4
    Good morning!
[10:51] 5
    Good morning!
[10:52] Shun
    Hey, good morning.
[10:52] 6
    Good morning.
[10:54] Shun
    Good morning!
[10:54] 7
    Good morning.
[10:56] Katia
    It seems slaying that Earth Dragon has made
    you the center of the class's attention.
[11:01] Shun
    Even though Fei did all the hard work.
[11:06] Sue
    I am so proud!
[11:08] Sue
    My brother is the champion of this academy!
[11:10] Sue
    No, its Hero!
[11:12] Shun
    Cut it out, Sue.
[11:15] Katia
    Though some might envy that.
[11:21] Katia
    I know he's just mad,
    but that look scares me.
[11:24] Katia
    Watch yourself, dude.
[11:25] Shun
    I'll just try to avoid him.
[11:27] Yuri
    Good morning, Shun-kun!
[11:29] Shun
    Oh, good morn—
[11:30] Yuri
    Have you decided to join the
    Followers of the Word of God?
[11:32] Shun
    This again?
[11:34] Katia
    "Obtain skills and gain levels so that
    you might hear the words of God."
[11:39] Katia
    That's their credo, isn't it?
[11:41] Yuri
    Right! I heard God's
    voice a bunch yesterday!
[11:45] Yuri
    I've cherished everything She's said,
    ever since I lived at the church!
[11:50] Yuri
    You've got a lot of skills, right, Shun-kun?
[11:53] Yuri
    You should level up a lot,
    so you can hear Her words more!
[11:57] Shun
    Uh—
[11:58] Yuri
    You can use the Appraisal skill, too, right?
[12:00] Yuri
    If you see anyone with a skill
    called "Taboo," let me know, okay?
[12:03] Shun
    Taboo...
[12:04] Yuri
    No one should be allowed to have a skill
    that God has declared taboo, after all.
[12:09] Yuri
    So we can't let them get away with it!
[12:11] Yuri
    They don't even deserve to live.
[12:12] Yuri
    We have to kill them!
[12:14] Shun
    Wait, kill—
[12:15] Yuri
    Let me know if you see one, okay?
[12:17] Yuri
    It's a promise!
[12:18] Yuri
    Remember, it's Taboo!
    Keep an eye out for it.
[12:21] Shun
    O-Okay...
[12:22] Yuri
    So, how about it? Are you ready
    to follow the word of God?
[12:25] Sue
    So close...
[12:26] Shun
    Well...
[12:27] Yuri
    Are you?!
[12:27] Shun
    Sorry, but I'm not really religious.
[12:30] Yuri
    You can't say that, Shun-kun!
[12:33] Yuri
    After all, the Followers of the Word
    of God provide aid to the Hero!
[12:37] Shun
    The Hero?
[12:38] Yuri
    Right! That means the Hero
    you look up to, Julius-sama,
[12:43] Yuri
    is under the patronage of the Word of God!
[12:46] Shun
    The Hero...
[12:48] Shun
    Julius-niisama is...
[12:50] Yuri
    We'll talk again later! Okay?
[12:54] Yuri
    Don't forget about Taboo, okay?
[12:56] Yuri
    Let me know if you see anyone with it!
[12:57] Yuri
    So I can kill them!
[12:58] Shun
    S-Sure... I'll keep it in mind.
[13:01] Katia
    Yuri... no, Hasebe-san didn't
    used to act like that.
[13:06] Shun
    It might be because of the
    environment she grew up in.
[13:09] Fei
    I heard she was abandoned as a baby,
     and raised in a church.
[13:13] Shun
    She had her personality and memories
    from before being reincarnated,
[13:16] Shun
    but was abandoned by her parents...
[13:18] Shun
    I can see how growing in a situation
    like that would make someone
[13:21] Shun
    paranoid enough about people that
    they'd want to turn to religion.
[13:28] Teacher
    Today, we'll have a lecture on how
    magic effects are categorized.
[13:33] K
    I wanna use magic!
[13:38] K
    Right now, I think if someone asked me,
    "Hey, wanna be a magical girl?"
[13:42] K
    I'd actually say "yes."
[13:44] K
    Spiderun, spiderun, mirachnid!
[13:51] K
    I've grinded enough that
     HP Auto-Recovery is at level 5,
[13:55] K
    and with Fire Resistance boosted enough,
[13:57] K
    I should be able to
    withstand that heat somewhat.
[14:01] K
    But I still have to find a way to
    fight monsters hiding in that magma.
[14:07] K
    I'd be able to fight without my webs
     if I could use magic...
[14:11] K
    But to use magic, I need the right skills.
[14:15] K
    I wonder if I can find them...
SIGN    Magic Perception
SIGN    Magic Operation
[14:18] K
    Huh? Detecting and operating magic?
[14:22] K
    I bet you can't use magic without these!
[14:27] K
    Should I pick them up?
[14:29] K
    No way! I still remember that super migraine
    I got when I used Detection!
[14:35] K
    I know how Sun Wukong must've felt when that
    ring on his head started to shrink now.
[14:40] K
    I basically wrote off Detection after that,
[14:43] K
    and if Perception works the same way,
    it's gonna be pointless to grab it.
[14:47] K
    That said, it's totally pointless to have
    Abyss Magic if I can't actually use it.
[14:52] K
    I'm caught in a failure cascade!
[14:54] K
    And all this thinking is making me hungry!
[14:57] K
    Guess I'll get a little hunting done!
SIGN    Earth Dragon Kagna
[15:14] K
    An earth dragon? Besides Araba?
[15:18] K
    Oh, crap, here it comes!
[15:20] K
    It's stats were all in the quadruple digits!
[15:22] K
    I don't stand a chance!
[15:24] K
    This is really, really bad!
[15:25] K
    What do I do?!
[15:27] K
    I just have to go!
[15:30] K
    Skitter, skitter...
[15:32] K
    Here I am, back in the Middle Stratum!
[15:34] K
    Aw, yeah! Time to take this place over!
[15:37] K
    Yeah!
[15:39] K
    Ugh, I have to psych myself
    up to even try this.
[15:43] K
    HP Auto-Recovery and Fire Resistance have
    managed to offset the damage from the heat.
[15:49] K
    But it's still so damn hot!
[15:53] K
    These fireballs?!
SIGN    Elroe Gunerush
    Offense : 83
    Defense : 81
    Magic Power : 79
     Resistance : 77
     Speed : 88
[15:55] K
    It's the seahorse from before!
[15:59] K
    But that speed won't be
    enough to hit me anymore.
[16:03] K
    Behold!
[16:04] K
    I've gotta go fast!
[16:05] K
    My godlike dodging puts me on the
    same level as any video game character!
[16:09] K
    But I can't go into the magma...
[16:12] K
    And I can't use my webs,
    I've got no way to attack.
[16:16] K
    Both players are in a stalemate.
[16:19] K
    Wait... his MP's almost gone!
[16:22] K
    Those fireballs must use MP.
[16:25] K
    He can't have many left—
    not that he's stopping!
[16:29] K
    No more MP.
[16:31] K
    Now, what's your next move?
[16:35] K
    He left the magma!
[16:38] K
    And wow, so slow!
[16:40] K
    What a dummy! I would've made a strategic
    retreat as soon as I ran out of MP.
[16:46] K
    Time to dodge backwards!
[16:47] K
    And then deadly venom for the kill!
[16:50] K
    Hot, hot!
[16:55] K
    And that's one battle won!
[17:01] K
    Gross...
[17:02] K
    It's too hard, and feels like
    I'm chewing on a tire.
[17:10] K
    Another seahorse?
[17:17] K
    A catfish this time, huh?
[17:20] K
    So strong!
SIGN    Elroe Guneseven
     <A lesser wyrm monster that dwells within
     the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
    Omnivorous, and able to swallow anything with its massive mouth.>
SIGN    Able to swallow anything with its massive mouth.>
[17:25] K
    Yeah, I bet!
[17:27] K
    This thing is tough...
[17:29] K
    Better not press my luck.
[17:30] K
    I was on an upward trend after
    winning that first battle,
[17:33] K
    but getting carried away is
    only gonna hurt in the end.
[17:36] K
    Sorry to let so much of you
    go to waste, Mr. Seahorse.
[17:38] K
    But I've learned my lesson, y'know?
[17:42] K
    Just don't notice me.
    Seriously, don't, okay?
[17:48] K
    This doesn't seem fair!
[17:51] K
    I wasn't getting carried away,
    and I'm still in big trouble!
[17:57] K
    And... backstep!
[17:59] K
    So close!
[18:01] K
    What the hell! This one's got legs, too?!
[18:03] K
    Ow, ow, ow...
[18:04] K
    Oh, great, so does the other one!
[18:07] K
    You gotta let people know when
    you're done in the bath, y'know!
[18:10] K
    I'm trapped! I'm totally trapped!
[18:12] K
    In that case, I'm going to
    take you down, Catfish #1!
[18:15] K
    Poison web!
SIGN    Poison
[18:19] K
    My webs burn up so fast down here,
    they're not particularly useful, but...
[18:22] K
    Here's hoping at least a
    little bit gets through!
[18:28] K
    It burnt up anyway!
[18:31] K
    But its HP has gone down some!
[18:33] K
    Thanks to my training, I can coat
    my webs with poison now, too!
[18:38] K
    I can use the poison webs
    to chip away their HP!
[18:40] K
    Okay, time for Phase 2!
SIGN    <Able to swallow anything with its massive mouth.>
[18:46] K
    Swallow... anything?
[18:49] K
    Poison Synthesis, activate!
[18:51] K
    And then a nimble backstep!
[18:53] K
    That was a close one!
[18:59] K
    How's that? My Spider Venom was already
    enough to take down those big monkeys,
[19:03] K
    and thanks to my training,
    it's evolved into Deadly Spider Venom!
[19:08] K
    Still, it's more effective than I imagined.
[19:10] K
    I almost scare myself.
[19:13] K
    But this is no time for bragging!
    There's another one out there!
[19:16] K
    But he's chickening out.
[19:19] K
    Hey, I get it. Especially after
    seeing what happened to your buddy.
[19:22] K
    Wow, am I actually pretty strong?
[19:24] K
    Maybe strong enough to act a little cocky?
[19:27] K
    Now, to finish him off.
[19:29] K
    Hot, hot, hothothot!
[19:33] K
    Maybe my stats have gone up
    after two wins in a row!
SIGN    <Ruler of Pride>
     Acquired Skills:
     Requirements: Obtain
     Effects: MP, Magic, Resistance stats are increased.
     Positive correction to mental skill proficiencies. Obtain access to ruling class privileges.
     Explanation: <The title bestowed to one who has conquered pride.>
[19:36] K
    H-Hey, Appraisal's gotten to the point
    where I can see details about my title!
[19:42] K
    What exactly are "ruling
    class privilwhatevers"?
[19:46] K
    What the heck? And I get to use that?
[19:49] Voice
    Ruler of Pride is currently unable
    to exercise her authority.
[19:53] K
    So I can't?!
[19:55] K
    Well, this has got to at least be
    more tender than that seahorse.
[19:58] K
    Here's hoping the flavor
    is more mellow, too.
[20:13] K
    Delicious!
[20:18] K
    This is good! Awesome, even! Catfish!
[20:25] K
    It's fantastic!
[20:26] K
    Tastier than any monster I've eaten!
[20:30] K
    You get the simple flavor of fish,
    with just the right amount of fat!
[20:33] K
    Then top it off with the fluffy
    softness of the skin!
[20:38] K
    It all comes together to create a mysterious
    texture harmony that rings out in your mouth!
[20:41] K
    It's like a great labyrinth
    of gourmet delight!
[20:46] K
    So good!
[20:47] K
    I can't stop scarfing!
[20:48] K
    I wish I had some rice!
[20:54] K
    Some steaming rice and catfish!
[20:56] K
    I bet I could down five bowls!
[20:57] K
    Bread would be fine, if there's no rice!
[21:00] K
    Catfish burger!
[21:01] K
    Catfish pasta!
[21:03] K
    And catfish nanban soba!
[21:06] K
    Man, I blew it!
[21:08] K
    If I'd known they tasted so good, I wouldn't
     have let the other one get away.
[21:12] K
    For now, I'll savor this catfish!
[21:15] K
    Because it's so good!
[21:17] K
    I'm so glad to be alive!
[21:24] K
    All right, time for catfish hunting!
[21:26] K
    I don't care how strong they are!
     I'm ready to risk my life!
[21:29] K
    Catfish! Catfish! Catfish! Come on! Catfish!
[21:35] K
    Let's go! Just you wait, catfish,
    I'm going to eat your kind into extinction!
[21:39] K
    Catfish! Go! Catfish! Now, sing along!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
[23:23] Goyef
    That path leads to the Middle Stratum
    of the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
[23:29] Goyef
    This is where things truly
    become dangerous...
[23:32] Goyef
    Julius-sama.
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    The Hero, and the Demon Lord?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E6 - The Hero, and the Demon Lord?

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[00:01] Shun
    See, he's amazing!
[00:03] Shun
    Not just the Hero stuff, but as a person,
    he's just as impressive and strong!
[00:08] Shun
    That's my brother, Julius!
[00:09] Fei
    Yeah, you mentioned that already.
[00:13] Shun
    Huh? Did I?
[00:16] Fei
    Trust me, I understand how
    amazing your brother is.
[00:24] Shun
    Nii-sama... I wonder
    where you are right now.
[00:32] Julius
    Yaana!
[00:33] Yaana
    Right!
[00:51] Goyef
    Masterfully done.
[00:54] Goyef
    These are some of the most
    dangerous monsters in this area,
[00:57] Goyef
    but I see they don't provide much
    of a challenge to the Hero's party.
[01:03] Goyef
    Now, let's head to the entrance of the Middle
    Stratum, where the quarry of this hunt resides.
[01:15] Julius
    Our quarry is a spider monster, huh?
SIGN    The Hero, and the Demon Lord?
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:49] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[01:51] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:54] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[01:58] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[02:02] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[02:04] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[02:09] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[02:14] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[02:19] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[02:21] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[02:23] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[02:26] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[02:28] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[02:30] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[02:33] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:37] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:39] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[02:42] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:43] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:50] K
    Man, who would've thought that
    catfish could be that tasty?
[02:55] K
    I'm ready to risk my life for another bite!
[03:01] K
    But I'm having trouble
    finding any at all.
[03:05] K
    It'd probably be easier if
    I could use Detection.
[03:09] K
    Hell, no! Not happening!
[03:11] K
    I am not dealing with that headache again.
[03:14] K
    The other skills I grabbed are
    Foresight and Energy Conferment...
[03:18] K
    Neither of those are handy for searching.
SIGN    Perception
[03:22] K
    That said, I think I must be doing pretty
    well on the perception side, anyway.
[03:28] K
    No one's managed to get the drop on me,
     on the Upper or Lower Stratums.
[03:32] K
    I must be sensing the flow
    of the air or something.
[03:37] K
    The wind... is disturbed.
[03:41] K
    But if that's the case, I'd be out of luck if
    an attack came from underground or the water.
[03:46] K
    Which is why I need to stay on my toes,
[03:48] K
    in case a monster comes after
    me from inside the magma!
[03:52] K
    It actually happened!
SIGN    <Elroe Gunerave LV2>
    Stats
SIGN    Offense: 893
     Defense: 821
     Magic Power: 454
     Resistance: 433
     Speed: 582
     Skills
     "Fire Wyrm LV4" "Dragon Scales LV5" "Fire Enhancement LV1"
     "Hit LV10" "Evasion LV1" "Probability Correction LV1"
     "High-Speed Swimming LV2" "Heat Nullification" "Life LV3"
     "Instantaneous LV1" "Endurance LV3" "Strength LV1"
     "Solidity LV1" "Overeating LV5"
[04:02] K
    An eel?
[04:05] K
    This eel... is freaking strong.
[04:08] K
    And it's pretty clearly locked on to me.
[04:11] K
    I've got the edge on speed, but every single
    other stat it's got beats mine, and badly.
[04:17] K
    If I run, it'll probably be able to catch
    up thanks to its stamina advantage.
[04:20] K
    Wait, what?
[04:22] K
    Its movements seem all over the place...
[04:25] K
    Is this what Foresight does?!
[04:29] K
    I get it! I can see a little
    bit into the future!
[04:34] K
    Whoa! Enough with the bullet hell!
[04:38] K
    This is the same kind of
    attack as the seahorse,
[04:40] K
    but way faster!
[04:42] K
    I'm barely managing to
    dodge thanks to Foresight!
[04:44] K
    And I'm not getting a chance to fight back!
[04:47] K
    Plus, it's camping out in
    the magma like a chicken!
[04:51] K
    This... seems really bad!
[04:55] K
    Hot, hot, hot, hot!
[04:58] K
    It's got an area-of-effect attack, too?!
[05:00] K
    But that seems to have
    cost it a bunch of MP...
[05:05] K
    It's only used half so far?
[05:07] K
    But once its MP is gone, that should
    mean no more ranged attacks!
[05:13] K
    So I'll just have to keep
    dodging until that happens!
[05:16] K
    So fast!
SIGN    <<Proficiency level has risen.
     Skill <Thought Acceleration> has risen to LV2.>>
    
     <<Proficiency level has risen.
     Skill <Foresight> has risen to LV2.>>
    
     <<Proficiency level has risen.
     Skill <Evasion> has risen to LV6.>>
[05:18] Voice
    Proficiency-based skill
    levels have been obtained.
[05:21] K
    Great timing, skill levels!
[05:23] K
    The eel looks like it's
    moving a bit slower now!
[05:27] K
    Is it going for a big horizontal sweep?!
[05:33] K
    But thanks to Foresight leveling up,
     it's easy to dodge!
[05:36] K
    Whoa! Coming after me while spewing
    that stuff can't be fair!
[05:43] K
    Energy Conferment!
[05:58] K
    Allow me to explain!
[05:59] Energy Conferment
    Energy Conferment: By exhausting SP,
    I'm able to make my webs more durable!
SIGN    Energy Conferment
[06:04] Energy Conferment
    It's only for an instant,
    but it makes my webs fireproof!
[06:11] K
    The cost's a little too high
    to use it regularly, though.
[06:15] K
    But the eel's running through its MP, too.
[06:21] K
    Hot, hot, hot!
[06:25] K
    This is so hard...
[06:25] K
    But I'm almost there!
[06:36] K
    I managed to dodge!
[06:38] K
    Where is it?
[06:44] K
    Okay!
[06:47] K
    It's finally on solid ground!
[06:49] K
    Now this is a real fight!
[06:52] K
    It's so fast... and has a
    overwhelming stat advantage!
[06:56] K
    But I can make up the
    difference with my skills!
[07:01] K
    I was waiting for this!
[07:04] K
    Poison Synthesis!
[07:17] K
    My entire body hurts.
[07:20] K
    But after beating a big boy like this,
    I'm bound to have leveled up, right?
[07:26] K
    Huh? I guess not.
[07:31] K
    It's still not dead?!
SIGN    Life Exchange
SIGN    <Poison Resistance LV1>
     <HP Auto-Recovery LV1>
[07:37] K
    And this jerk even scored some
    new skills from our battle!
[07:41] K
    Need to move before he's mobile again!
[07:47] K
    And before my webs burn up—
[07:50] K
    Choke on this! Venom shotgun!
[08:01] K
    Please... if this doesn't work, I'm...
[08:15] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
[08:18] Voice
    Level has risen from 7 to 10.
[08:26] K
    That was too damn close!
[08:29] Voice
    All core stats have increased.
SIGN    Skill: <Parallel Thinking> has risen to LV5.>>
    
     <<Proficiency level has risen.
     Skill <SP Recovery Speed> has risen to LV3.>>
    
     <<Proficiency level has risen.
     Skill <Instantaneous> has risen to LV9.>>
    
     <<Proficiency level has risen.
     Skill <Endurance> has risen to LV9.>>
    
     <<Proficiency level has risen.
     Skill <Arithmetic Processing> has risen to LV7.>>
    
     <<Proficiency level has risen.
     Skill <Vision Enhancement> has risen to LV9.>>
[08:33] Voice
    Proficiency-based skill
    level-up bonus acquired.
[08:37] K
    I guess three levels at once
    got me a ton of stuff.
[08:41] Voice
    Conditions have been met.
    Small Poison Taratect can now evolve.
[08:47] Voice
    Multiple evolution options are available.
[08:49] K
    Right, evolution.
[08:51] K
    Eh, that can wait for now, though.
[08:53] K
    Because right now...
[08:56] K
    I just won!
[09:02] K
    I beat the eel, even though
    it was super strong!
[09:05] K
    Isn't that awesome?! Am I amazing, or what?!
[09:07] K
    No one's gonna call me weak anymore!
[09:11] K
    I am so strong!
[09:12] K
    I am number one—
[09:17] K
    I might've gotten a little overexcited.
[09:19] K
    Okay, let's think about what to do next.
[09:21] K
    Oof, down we go.
[09:23] K
    Should I go ahead and evolve?
[09:25] K
    No, I'm defenseless while evolving,
[09:28] K
    so if I come under attack in a place
    I can't make a house, I'll be toast.
[09:32] K
    I really would like to evolve, though.
[09:35] K
    Might as well check out my evolution
    options if I've got a few.
SIGN    Zoa Ele
[09:39] K
    If I'm gonna do this, maybe go for Zoa Ele?
SIGN    Explanation: A small spider monster
    considered a harbinger of misfortune. It has
     high combat potential and stealth capacity.
[09:42] K
    The requirements for
    evolution are pretty high,
[09:44] K
    and I like the sound of having
    high combat potential.
[09:47] K
    Being small is also a huge plus.
[09:49] K
    And being a "harbinger of misfortune"
    is nice and edgy sounding!
[09:53] K
    They say "bigger is better,"
[09:55] K
    but I think all trends are moving in
    favor of sizing things down, y'know?
[09:59] K
    Plus, if I get too big down here, there's a
     good chance I'm going to take a magma bath.
[10:03] K
    I could die! So I'm gonna go for
    compact and high performance.
[10:06] K
    Okay, let's go with Zoa Ele!
[10:08] K
    That leaves the question being vulnerable
    during evolution, but I've got just the thing!
SIGN    Zoa Ele
[10:12] K
    We're gonna use this nice eel's corpse!
[10:16] K
    Let's begin!
SIGN    Elroe 3-Minute Prepping
[10:19] K
    Time for this week's
    3-minute prepper course!
[10:22] K
    Just look at these wonderful,
    fresh, durable scales!
[10:26] K
    It's going to take attacks with some
    real oomph to get past these!
[10:30] K
    So we're going to use
    them to build a shelter.
[10:33] K
    First, you just pick up the tail...
[10:35] K
    You want to drag it so that
    you'll have formed a circle.
[10:39] K
    Make sure to leave enough
    space to evolve on the inside,
[10:43] K
    and then coil it on up!
[10:46] K
    Then just use the head to cover the
    opening on top, and you're all done!
[10:50] K
    Say what? That didn't take three minutes?
[10:54] K
    Don't be such a pedant, baby!
[10:59] K
    Okay, so it bears a certain
    resemblance to something
[11:01] K
    that starts with a "t," ends with a "d,"
    and has "ur" in the middle...
[11:04] K
    Let's just pretend we never noticed.
[11:12] K
    Okay, let's start this evolution!
[11:22] K
    Good morning! Not that I have any
    idea what time of day it is.
[11:25] K
    I'm just glad I was able to safely evolve!
[11:28] K
    Now, then, I need to start some meal prep.
[11:31] K
    Might as well check my stats while
    I'm peeling these scales off.
[11:38] K
    That is a lot of stuff!
[11:40] K
    All that "high combat potential"
    stuff was no joke!
[11:43] K
    Uh, am I really allowed to get this strong?
[11:46] K
    Looks like it's springtime for me!
[11:49] K
    In terms of stats, I've gone
    beyond what the seahorse had,
[11:52] K
    and I think I'm even tougher
    than those monkeys now!
[11:56] K
    Oh, right, I'm famished
    from all that evolving!
[11:59] K
    Time for a bit of cooking.
[12:02] K
    But wow, these scythes are razor sharp!
[12:13] K
    That smells so good!
[12:18] K
    And now we eat!
[12:27] K
    Wait, where did it all go?!
[12:29] K
    When did I eat the whole thing?!
[12:32] K
    Did it taste so good that I blacked out?
[12:35] K
    That's one scary eel.
[12:37] K
    I guess I can just kill another one, though!
[12:41] K
    Now, then...
[12:42] K
    Let's check out the skills
    I can grab with points.
SIGN    Odorless Anger Instantaneous
     Lightning Resistance Earth Resistance
     Egg-Laying Concealment Cooperation
     Probability Correction Swim
     Concealment Perseverance
[12:47] K
    There are so many... It's hard to decide.
[12:50] K
    And there can't be too many
    skills as crazy as Pride.
[12:56] K
    "As long as MP is available,
    allows for survival with 1 HP."
[13:02] K
    Well, that sure sounds broken.
[13:05] K
    How can I not pick that up?!
[13:08] Voice
    You have acquired Perseverance.
SIGN    <<0 skill points remaining.>>
     <<Proficiency level has risen.
     Skill <Taboo> has risen from LV5 to LV7.>>
     <<The conditions have been met.
     You have acquired the title <Ruler of Perseverance>.>>
     <<Due to the effects of the <Ruler of Perseverance> title,
     you have acquired the skills <Heresy Nullification> and <Conviction>.>>
     <<<Heresy Resistance LV3> has been subsumed by <Heresy Nullification>.>>
[13:10] Voice
    0 skill points remaining.
[13:13] K
    Oh, man, I just gained two levels of Taboo.
SIGN    Heresy Nullification
[13:17] K
    It is what it is. Not much
    I can do about that.
[13:20] K
    This Heresy Nullification, though...
[13:23] K
    I'm not positive, but I think those headaches
     I got from Detection were a Heresy effect.
[13:28] K
    Does that mean I won't have
    to deal with it anymore?
[13:30] Only one way to find out! Detection
    Only one way to find out! Detection: On!
[13:39] Only one way to find out! Detection
    Awesome... This is totally awesome!
[13:43] Only one way to find out! Detection
    I didn't know the world
    could look like this!
[13:47] Only one way to find out! Detection
    It's making me... want to cry.
[13:52] Only one way to find out! Detection
    It's so... moving.
SIGN    ...Skill <Arithmetic Processing LV1> has evolved into <High-Speed Processing LV1>...
     ...Skill <Parallel Thinking> has risen to LV10...
     ..Skill <Parallel Thinking> has given rise to skill <Parallel Minds LV1>...
     ...Skill <Detection> has risen to LV8...
     ...Skill <Divinity Expansion> has risen to LV2...
     ...Skill <Thought Acceleration> has risen to LV4...
     ...Skill <Foresight> has risen to LV4...
[13:57] K
    Man, that bumped a whole
    bunch of skill levels up.
[14:00] K
    Tell me about it! Detection is crazy good.
[14:03] K
    Wait, did I just hear a voice?
[14:06] K
    Maybe stow the stock reaction, please?
[14:09] K
    Oh, man, I'm hearing my own
    voice inside my head!
[14:13] K
    Just who are you?!
[14:16] K
    I am you, and you are me.
[14:19] K
    Uh, I'm not picking up whatever
    you're putting down.
[14:22] K
    I was born thanks to that Parallel
    Minds Level 1 skill of ours.
[14:27] K
    Oh, really?
[14:28] K
    Could you at least act surprised?!
    This is a big deal!
[14:31] K
    So, how is it a big deal?
[14:33] K
    We're able to have two
    distinct consciousnesses
[14:35] K
    handle the processing for
    separate tasks now, y'know!
[14:38] K
    Which means?
[14:40] K
    I have to admit, I'm disappointed
    with how dumb you are.
[14:43] K
    You're me, you realize?
    So that insult cuts both ways!
[14:46] K
    You know how in combat, when things
    get desperate, you tend to get tunnel vision?
[14:50] K
    True enough.
[14:52] K
    Well, from now on, I'll keep our body
    moving and you'll handle the information!
[14:56] K
    It'll make us more effective in combat!
[15:00] K
    We are united as one! Until death do
    us part, our fates are intertwined!
[15:05] K
    Oh, yeah!
[15:06] K
    I'm counting on you, Body Control!
[15:09] K
    I've got you covered, Intel Control!
[15:13] K
    I don't think there's any doubt now!
    I've gotten pretty strong this time!
[15:18] K
    I bet I've got nothing to fear
    from a Demon Lord or a Hero!
[15:21] K
    Bring it on!
[15:24] K
    Whoa!
[15:29] Goyef
    If you don't mind me saying it, I fully
    expected you to be an expert with a sword,
[15:34] Goyef
    but your magic skill is
    incredible as well, Sir Hero.
[15:37] Hyrince
    He's desperate to make sure his siblings
    don't outpace him, after all.
[15:42] Julius
    You don't need to spread that around.
[15:44] Yaana
    It's not fair how he can be
    better at magic than a Saint!
[15:49] Yaana
    I keep asking him not to use magic too much,
[15:51] Yaana
    or it makes my presence pointless.
[15:54] Hyrince
    Don't pay the little idiot any mind, Julius.
[15:58] Yaana
    Who are you calling a little idiot?!
[16:03] Yaana
    I have to admit... this place is disgusting!
[16:07] Julius
    You really do hate insects,
    don't you, Yaana?
[16:10] Julius
    You do realize we're on
    a spider hunt, right?
[16:13] Julius
    I told you to stay behind, if you're going
    to be jumping at anything that skitters.
[16:17] Yaana
    A Saint's duty is to accompany
    the Hero at all times!
[16:21] Yaana
    I couldn't defy the teachings
    of the Word of God!
[16:25] Nightmare's Vestige
    A Hero is here.
[16:43] Goyef
    G-Greater Taratects!
[16:46] Jeskan
    Two...
[16:47] Hyrince:
    No, I count three.
[16:52] Hyrince:
    I don't wanna pick a fight
    with these things.
[16:55] Hyrince:
    Right, Julius?
[16:57] Hyrince:
    Julius?
[17:06] Julius
    That's our hunt's quarry...
    the Nightmare's Vestige.
[17:10] Julius
    A monster left behind by the
    Nightmare of the Labyrinth.
[17:13] Nightmare's Vestige
    Die, Hero!
[17:20] Julius
    Yaana, I'll need support with magic!
[17:22] Yana
    Understood!
[17:25] Julius
    I'll take the Greaters down!
[17:27] Julius
    Keep that thing occupied in the meantime!
[17:35] Hawkin
    It's as fast on the ceiling as the ground?!
[17:38] Hyrince
    Damn it...
[17:48] Yaana
    Support him with magic?
[17:50] Yaana
    But how, exactly?
[18:11] Julius
    One to go!
[18:15] Julius
    Begone!
[18:19] Julius
    This is my chance!
[18:22] Julius
    It won't be able to dodge if I strike now!
[18:27] Julius
    It was able to disperse
    my magic with it's own?!
[18:31] Julius
    This thing's base stats
    must all exceed 2,000!
[18:34] Julius
    But in that case...
[18:36] Julius
    Everyone, get clear!
[18:37] Julius
    You got it!
[18:38] Yaana
    Okay!
[18:39] Julius
    Light Field!
[18:49] Hyrince
    Did you get it?
[18:54] Yana
    Julius!
[18:56] Yana
    I can handle this!
[18:59] Hyrince
    So it's tough as nails, on top
    of being insanely fast...
[19:06] Julius
    Thank you.
[19:09] Julius
    I know magic that's more
    powerful than Light Field...
[19:13] Julius
    But as fast as this creature is,
    it's more likely to dodge.
[19:17] Julius
    What do I do?
[19:20] Yaana
    What's wrong with it?
[19:23] Julius
    It's afraid of something.
[19:28] Julius
    Now!
[19:30] Julius
    Holy Light Beam!
[19:44] Goyef
    Excellent work!
[19:46] Julius
    I'm glad no one was seriously hurt.
[19:49] Yaana
    Let's get out of here, quickly!
[19:53] Hyrince
    There's a spider on your back!
[19:55] Yaana
    Where?! Where is it?!
[19:57] Hyrince
    Oh, sorry, I just imagined it!
[20:02] Goyef
    Now, everyone, let's return to the surface.
[20:05] Hyrince
    Sounds good to me.
[20:07] Hyrince
    Come on, let's move!
[20:12] Yaana
    Is something wrong?
[20:13] Julius
    Oh, it's nothing.
[20:18] Julius
    The Nightmare's Vestige...
    What was it cowering from?
SIGN    Is something the matter?
[20:35] Demon Lord
    Someone was getting a little
    ahead of themselves.
[20:38] Demon Lord
    I just had to deal with it.
[20:41] Demon Lord
    Don't worry. It's got
    nothing to do with you.
SIGN    As long as there isn't a problem.
[20:48] Demon Lord
    You should really focus
    on your own job, okay?
SIGN    As you wish, Demon Lord.
[21:01] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[21:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[21:06] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[21:06] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[21:07] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[21:08] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[21:08] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[21:09] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[21:12] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[21:13] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[21:13] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[21:14] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[21:16] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[21:18] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[21:21] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[21:23] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[21:26] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[21:27] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[21:31] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[21:33] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
[22:29] Shun
    Nii-sama faced the approaching horde
    of monsters without backing down!
[22:34] Student A
    As expected of Schlain-sama's brother!
[22:37] Student B
    You're both so amazing!
[22:40] Shun
    I've got a lot of growing to do before
    I can be compared to my brother.
[22:43] Student C
    You're so modest.
[22:44] Student C
    I shouldn't be surprised that someone
    of such high standing is so dignified.
[22:49] Katia
    Excuse me, but I need to discuss something
    with him. Is that all right?
[22:55] Student A
    Schlain-sama is honestly so wonderful!
[22:58] Student B
    He is!
[23:00] Student A
    Oh... I'm sorr—
[23:02] Student B
    Come on.
[23:03] Student C
    Yeah.
[23:07] Katia
    Here's hoping nothing comes of that.
[23:12] Hugo
    I'm an imperial prince!
[23:14] Hugo
    So why the hell do I have
    to put up with this?!
[23:18] Hugo
    I thought this stupid world
    existed for my sake!
[23:26] Hugo
    Yamada...
[23:27] Hugo
    No, Schlain Zagan Analeit!
[23:31] Hugo
    You don't belong in my...
[23:33] Hugo
    In this world!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Springtime, for Princes?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E7 - Springtime, for Princes?

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SIGN    <Ruler of Perseverance>
[00:04] K
    "Ruler of Perseverance."
SIGN    <Ruler of Perseverance>
    
    Skills obtained: "Heresy Nullification" "Conviction"
     Requirements: Acquisition of "Perseverance."
     Effects: Defense and Resistance are increased. Unlocks the Evil Eye class of skills.
     Additional proficiency gained for Resistance-related skills. Obtained access to ruling class privileges.
     Explanation: The title bestowed upon one who has conquered perseverance.
[00:06] K
    "Skills obtained: Heresy
    Nullification, Conviction."
[00:09] K
    "Requirements: Acquisition of Perseverance."
[00:12] K
    "Effects: Defense and
    Resistance are increased."
[00:15] K
    "Unlocks the Evil Eye class of skills."
[00:18] K
    This Ruler of Perseverance skill
    has got a whole lot tied to it.
[00:24] K
    Is it some kind of "perseverance
    is a virtue" kind of thing?
[00:27] K
    But more importantly, I wanna
    know more about these...
[00:30] K
    The Evil Eye-class skills!
SIGN    Unlocks the Evil Eye class of skills.
[00:35] K
    If I had an Evil Eye...
[00:39] K
    "My right eye is stirring!"
[00:41] K
    Or maybe...
[00:42] K
    "No! It's not your time yet!"
[00:45] K
    Or like...
[00:51] K
    "This is what it means to kill."
SIGN    Edgelord
[00:55] K
    I can say stuff like that!
[00:57] K
    Oh man, the idea of having an abominable
    oculus really tickles my inner edgelord!
SIGN    <Cursed Evil Eye (100):
    Applies Curse damage
     to target in field of vision.>
SIGN    <Annihilating Evil Eye (100):
    Applies Rot damage
     to target in field of vision.>
SIGN    <Paralyzing Evil Eye (100):
    Applies Paralyzing damage to target in field of vision.>
    <Petrifying Evil Eye (100):
    Applies Petrifying damage
     to target in field of vision.>
SIGN    <Afflicted Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect
    "Afflicted" to target in field of vision.>
    
    <Phantom Pain Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect
    "Phantom Pain" to target in field of vision.>
    
    <Maddening Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect
    "Madness" to target in field of vision.>
    
    <Charmed Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect
    "Charmed" to target in field of vision.>
    
     <Hypnotic Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect
    "Hypnotized" to target in field of vision.>
    
    <Fearsome Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect
     "Fear" to target in field of vision.>
[01:12] K
    Man, how am I gonna pick only one?
[01:16] K
    Say, Information Brain.
[01:18] K
    What is it, Body Brain?
[01:20] K
    Why not just just pick up a whole bunch?
SIGN    <Cursed Evil Eye (100): Applies Curse damage to target in field of vision.>
    <Annihilating Evil Eye (100): Applies Rot damage to target in field of vision.>
    <Paralyzing Evil Eye (100): Applies Paralyzing damage to target in field of vision.>
    <Petrifying Evil Eye (100): Applies Petrifying damage to target in field of vision.>
    <Afflicted Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect "Afflicted" to target in field of vision.>
    <Phantom Pain Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect "Phantom Pain" to target in field of vision.>
    <Maddening Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect "Madness" to target in field of vision.>
    <Charmed Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect "Charmed" to target in field of vision.>
    <Hypnotic Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect "Hypnotized" to target in field of vision.>
    <Fearsome Evil Eye (100): Applies Heresy effect"Fear" to target in field of vision.>
[01:22] K
    Say what now?
[01:24] K
    You realize I've got eight eyes, right?
[01:27] K
    That'd mean I can use
    eight Evil Eyes at once.
[01:33] K
    Are you some kinda genius?!
[01:35] K
    Something like "Activating Eightfold
    Evil Eye" or something.
[01:38] K
    Is that sweet or what?
[01:39] K
    It is! Imagine the possibilities!
[01:42] K
    So why don't we pick one for now,
    and then grab up the others as we go?
[01:46] K
    Sounds okay to me!
[01:48] K
    Which one strikes your fancy, Body Brain?
[01:50] K
    I mean, it's gotta be
    Cursed Evil Eye, right?!
SIGN    Body
[01:51] K
    I'd say that the first thing that comes
    to mind with Evil Eyes is curses.
[01:53] K
    Man, I really know what I'm talking about!
[01:56] K
    We'll take Cursed Evil Eye, please!
[01:59] K
    We got an Evil Eye!
SIGN    Acquired Skill
    <Cursed Evil Eye LV1>.
[02:02] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[02:04] K
    Oh, man, now we just need to try the
    Evil Eye out, y'know what I mean?
[02:07] K
    Hopefully we find a test
    subject, like a monster.
[02:09] K
    Okay: Detection On!
SIGN    Search
[02:11] K
    Hey, it's an evolved frog!
SIGN    Elroe Geafrog
[02:15] K
    Prepare yourself for the honor of being
    the first victim of my Evil Eye!
[02:19] K
    And now...
[02:20] K
    My right eye is stirring!
[02:21] K
    Hey, I wanted to say that!
[02:24] K
    Never you mind! Let's do this!
[02:27] K
    Be unleashed from your diabolical bonds,
[02:29] K
    and come alive, Evil Eye!
[02:37] K
    I guess at Level 1, it takes
    the damage a bit to sink in.
[02:50] K
    Hey, it died!
SIGN    <<Proficiency threshold has been reached.
     Skill: Appraisal is now LV10.>>
[02:54] Voice{and signs}
    Proficiency threshold has been reached.
[02:56] Voice{and signs}
    Skill: Appraisal is now Level 10.
[03:00] K
    Hey, at long last!
[03:02] K
    Miss Appraisal is maxed out!
[03:04] K
    That's super sweet!
[03:10] K
    What is that noise, Information Brain?
[03:15] K
    What the heck am I hearing?
[03:21] K
    It's probably fine!
[03:22] K
    Is it, though?!
SIGN    Springtime, for Princes?
[03:34] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[03:39] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:44] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[03:48] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[03:53] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[03:55] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[03:58] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[04:02] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[04:06] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[04:08] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[04:14] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[04:18] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[04:23] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[04:25] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[04:27] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[04:30] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[04:32] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[04:34] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[04:37] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[04:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[04:46] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[04:47] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[04:55] Shun
    Sensei, there are other reincarnations
    out there apart from us, right?
[04:59] Fil
    Well, of course!
[05:02] Fil
    Eleven of them requested I take take them
    into custody at the elf village.
[05:07] Shun
    There was 26 of us in the
    classroom, including you.
[05:11] Shun
    Me, Kanata, Shinohara-san,
     and Hasebe-san who became Yuri...
[05:16] Katia
    Natsume who became Hugo, you...
[05:18] Katia
    And then 11 at the elf village.
[05:21] Katia
    That makes 17.
[05:22] Fil
    There's two more I know where to find,
    who I'll be visiting sometime soon.
[05:29] Fei
    That leaves seven who are missing, then.
[05:35] Fil
    I'm sorry to have to tell you this,
    but four of them have been confirmed dead.
[05:42] Fil
    The other three are alive,
    but they're out of reach at the moment.
[05:47] Shun
    What does that mean, exactly?
[05:50] Fil
    It's a secret.
[05:53] Katia
    We're trying to have a serious discussion.
[05:57] Fil
    And it is a very serious secret.
[06:01] Katia
    What the hell does that mean?!
[06:02] Shun
    Kana—Katia...
[06:04] Shun
    It has to have been tough, finding so many
    students in a world as big as this one.
[06:10] Shun
    Sensei, you've really been
    working hard for all of us.
[06:16] Fil
    It's my duty as your teacher!
[06:18] Fil
    And since most of them were reborn
    as humans, in human territory...
[06:24] Fil
    It wasn't as tough as you make it sound!
[06:27] Fei
    I guess that makes me the exception, then.
[06:31] Katia
    Does that mean the three
    you can't reach are...
[06:34] Fil
    It's a secret!
[06:41] Fil
    You'll likely find out, eventually,
    but that time is not now.
[06:46] Shun
    I understand.
[06:47] Fil
    There's something I should
    warn you about, too.
[06:49] Katia
    What's that?
[06:50] Fil
    Try not to improve your skills too much.
[06:52] Fei
    Why not?
[06:54] Fil
    Can't say!
[06:55] Katia
    We were just attacked by an
    earth dragon the other day.
[06:58] Katia
    Telling us to not work on
    our skills after that...
[07:02] Fil
    These skills are dangerous.
[07:04] Fil
    All I can do is ask that
    you trust me on this.
[07:07] Shun
    Yuri's been going on about trying
    to improve skills, though.
[07:11] ---
    I don't even buy that there
    are any monsters over there.
[07:11] Fil
    Her line of thinking is just as dangerous.
[07:14] Hugo
    It's just like going camping!
[07:15] Hugo Fan 1
    That's just like you, Hugo-san.
[07:18] Hugo
    Come on, let's go enjoy the outdoors.
[07:21] Hugo Fan 2
    Right.
[07:24] Fil
    You need to get along with
    your classmates, you know!
[07:28] Shun
    Tell that to Natsume.
[07:30] Sue
    Nii-sama!
[07:32] Sue
    If you were going to go to the dining hall,
     you should have told me.
[07:36] Shun
    Sorry. What's wrong?
[07:38] Sue
    They're calling for everyone who's going to be
     participating in the extracurricular activity.
[07:42] Professor
    The twelve of you have been selected
    to participate in this activity.
[07:47] Professor
    After this, you'll be breaking up into
    teams and heading for the mountains.
[07:52] Professor
    One of the objectives is to experience an
    environment inhabited by wild monsters.
[07:59] Oriza
    Only the lowest level of weak
    monsters live on this mountain,
[08:03] Oriza
    so please, don't worry.
[08:07] Professor
    The other objective is to collect medicinal
    herbs and learn about the mountain.
[08:12] Professor
    The teams will be chosen with these lots.
[08:17] Sue
    What team are you on, Nii-sama?
[08:19] Shun
    Uh, well...
[08:22] Shun
    Come on, Sue.
[08:24] Yuuri
    Looks like we're on the same team,
    Sue-chan. Nice to be working with you.
[08:28] Katia
    It seems like I'll be
    joining you two, as well.
[08:30] Katia
    What about you, Shun?
[08:32] Shun
    Professor Oriza's team.
[08:35] Katia
    With Hugo...
[08:41] Fil
    Nice to have you!
[08:42] Parton
    Schlain-sama. It's an honor.
[08:45] Shun
    Good to be here.
[08:50] Teacher 1
    All right, both teams are to gather their
    belongings, and we'll get things under way.
[08:55] Teacher 1
    Dismissed!
[08:58] Sue
    I'm afraid we must part
    ways for now, Nii-sama.
[09:01] Shun
    It's only going to be for a day.
[09:03] Sue
    Even a single day is a major issue!
[09:06] Sue
    The idea of something happening to you when
    I'm not there will keep me up at night!
[09:11] Shun
    I'm telling you, it's fine!
[09:12] Yuuri
    Sue-chan! I hope we get to
    talk a whole bunch tonight!
[09:17] Yuuri
    Shun-kun,
[09:18] Yuuri
    use Appraisal on the members
    of your team tonight, okay?
[09:22] Yuuri
    And if any of them have the Taboo skill,
     be sure to let me know.
[09:26] Shun
    Okay. I'll remember that.
[09:29] Shun
    I am absolutely not using
    Appraisal on anybody.
[09:33] Katia
    Try and use this chance to patch things
    up with Natsume at least a little, okay?
[09:38] Katia
    It's gonna be pain if you've got bad
    blood with another reincarnation.
[09:41] Shun
    Yeah, you're right.
[09:46] Fil
    Fei-chan was certainly upset.
[09:49] (Flashback) Fei
    What do you mean, familiars aren't allowed
    along on the extracurricular activity?!
[09:52] Shun
    She really was...
[09:54] Fil
    Well, one of the ideas behind this is to see
    how self-sufficient the students can be.
[09:59] Shun
    I have to say, I'm kind of surprised.
[10:01] Fil
    About what?
[10:02] Shun
    About you actually participating.
[10:05] Fil
    I really am a problem student who's
    always ducking out of class, aren't I?
[10:10] Shun
    What exactly are you doing
    when you skip class, anyway?
[10:13] Shun
    Although I'm guessing you're just
    going to say, "It's a secret!"
[10:17] Fil
    Correct you are!
[10:19] Parton
    Is this is our campground?
[10:21] Shun
    Looks like we arrived a bit early.
[10:23] Shun
    Let's go ahead and set things up.
[10:25] Shun
    Right.
[10:26] Fil
    You boys have so much stamina!
[10:30] Fil
    It was all your old sensei
    could do to try and keep up!
[10:33] Hugo
    I'm pretty sure your stats
    aren't too shabby, Oka-chan.
[10:36] Hugo
    I doubt a hike is enough to wipe you out.
[10:40] Fil
    You know, you'd be much more charming
[10:44] Fil
    if you glossed over that fact
    in spite of knowing it!
[10:47] Hugo
    I'm not trying to be the kind of guy who's
    always worried about how he looks to chicks.
[10:56] Parton
    Schlain-sama, could you lift that up?
[10:59] Shun
    Sure.
[11:05] Shun
    There we go. All done.
[11:08] Shun
    Thanks.
[11:09] Parton
    No... I'm sorry to trouble you with
    this sort of thing, Schlain-sama.
[11:14] Shun
    Parton, our standing isn't supposed
    to matter at the academy.
[11:18] Shun
    You don't need to worry about it so much.
[11:20] Parton
    I personally respect you a
    great deal, Schlain-sama.
[11:23] Shun
    You do?
[11:25] Parton
    You were incredible when
    you slew the earth dragon.
[11:28] Parton
    I think the deference I show you is earned.
[11:35] Oriza
    Since we arrived earlier than scheduled,
[11:38] Oriza
    you're all free to explore the surroundings.
[11:42] Oriza
    Just don't go too far from the tent,
    and be sure to return in an hour.
[11:48] Shun/Parton
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    <Enups>
    Vegetation native throughout the continent of Daztrudia.
    Its leaves contain ingredients that relieve nasal congestion.
[11:57] Shun
    Good for nasal congestion, huh?
[12:06] Shun
    Parton!
[12:09] Shun
    Was some kind of trick used on the sword?
[12:11] Shun
    Or is this the Silence skill?
[12:15] Shun
    Parton!
[12:24] Hugo
    Yo.
[12:29] Shun
    What did you do to Parton?!
[12:31] Hugo
    Do you really care what
    happened to that scrub?
[12:34] Shun
    Scrub?!
[12:40] Hugo
    The thing is, I think it'd be better
    if you dropped out of the game.
[12:46] Hugo
    You're kind of a pain in the ass.
[12:49] Hugo
    This world exists so that
    I can rule over it.
[12:53] Hugo
    But someone else with the same or better
    standing around doesn't look good, does it?
[12:58] Shun
    What are you talking about?! You sound crazy!
[13:00] Hugo
    Nothing crazy about it.
[13:03] Hugo
    This place is like a dream. With the
    right skills, you can do anything!
[13:08] Hugo
    How could I not think it's all for me?
[13:12] Hugo
    But you? I don't need you.
[13:17] Hugo
    So...
[13:19] Hugo
    Die.
SIGN    <Human LV31 Name: Hugo Baint Renxandt>
SIGN    Offense : 608 Defense ; 599
    Magic Power : 546 Resistance : 522 Speed : 583
    
     Skills
     "HP Auto-Recovery LV4" "MP Auto-Recovery LV4" "MP Minimized Consumption LV4" "SP Recovery Speed LV8" "SP Minimized Consumption LV5"
     "Destruction Enhancement LV7" "Cutting Enhancement LV7" "Impact Enhancement LV4" "Flame Enhancement LV4" "Magic Power Perception LV8" "Magic Power Operation LV5"
     "Magic Warfare LV5" "Magic Power Conferment LV4" "Magic Power Attack LV2" "Mental Warfare LV7" "Energy Conferment LV7" "Energy Attack LV7" "Stealth LV3"
     "Flame Attack LV3" "Paralysis Attack LV2" "Swordsmanship LV6" "Spatial Maneuvering LV6" "Hit LV8" "Evasion LV8" "Emperor"
     "Silence LV1" "Concentration LV9" "Foresight LV3" "Arithmetic Processing LV3" "Fire Magic LV5" "Destruction Resistance LV2" "Telescopic Sight LV1"
     "Cutting Resistance LV3" "Fire Resistance LV3" "Poison Resistance LV2" "Pain Resistance LV1" "Auditory Enhancement LV10" "Paralysis Resistance LV1"
     "Vision Enhancement LV10" "Vision Expansion LV1" "Olfactory Enhancement LV8" "Taste Enhancement LV7" "Tactile Enhancement LV8" "Longevity LV5"
     "Magic Hoard LV4" "Instant Body LV5" "Endurance LV5" "Herculean Strength LV5" "Sturdy LV5" "Monk LV4" "Talisman LV3" "Acceleration LV5"
     "Impact Resistance LV2" "Throw LV5" "n%l=W"
[13:27] Hugo
    What's the matter? You're shaking.
SIGN     "HP Auto-Recovery LV4" "MP Auto-Recovery LV4" "MP Minimized Consumption LV4" "SP Recovery Speed LV8" "SP Minimized Consumption LV5"
     "Destruction Enhancement LV7" "Cutting Enhancement LV7" "Impact Enhancement LV4" "Flame Enhancement LV4" "Magic Power Perception LV8" "Magic Power Operation LV5"
     "Magic Warfare LV5" "Magic Power Conferment LV4" "Magic Power Attack LV2" "Mental Warfare LV7" "Energy Conferment LV7" "Energy Attack LV7" "Stealth LV3"
     "Flame Attack LV3" "Paralysis Attack LV2" "Swordsmanship LV6" "Spatial Maneuvering LV6" "Hit LV8" "Evasion LV8" "Emperor"
     "Silence LV1" "Concentration LV9" "Foresight LV3" "Arithmetic Processing LV3" "Fire Magic LV5" "Destruction Resistance LV2" "Telescopic Sight LV1"
     "Cutting Resistance LV3" "Fire Resistance LV3" "Poison Resistance LV2" "Pain Resistance LV1" "Auditory Enhancement Enhancement LV10" "Paralysis Resistance LV1"
     "Vision Enhancement LV10" "Vision Expansion LV1" "Olfactory Enhancement LV8" "Taste Enhancement LV7" "Tactile Enhancement LV8" "Longevity LV5"
     "Magic Hoard LV4" "Instant Body LV5" "Endurance LV5" "Herculean Strength LV5" "Sturdy LV5" "Monk LV4" "Talisman LV3" "Acceleration LV5"
     "Impact Resistance LV2" "Throw LV5" "n%l=W"
[13:37] Shun
    He's so strong...
[13:39] Shun
    I can tell he's been
    aggressively gaining skills.
[13:43] Shun
    But the biggest problem
    is that Emperor skill.
SIGN    Skill: Emperor
SIGN    Emperor: Increases effectiveness of skills.
    Additionally, pressuring opponents can inflict
     the Heresy Effect "Fear" on them.
[13:48] Shun
    I've been able to resist the Fear effect
    from the way he's been pressuring me so far.
[13:51] Shun
    But if it boosts his other skills,
    it's practically cheating—
[13:57] Hugo
    I know what your deal is. You've barely
    even used your skill points, have you?
[14:03] Hugo
    Haven't leveled up much, either.
[14:05] Hugo
    Why bother having the points
    if you don't use them?
[14:08] Hugo
    And for stuff like this!
[14:11] Hugo
    Hurry up and die already!
[14:14] Shun
    Do you really think you'll
    get away with this?!
[14:18] Hugo
    I told you, I'm gonna be king some day!
[14:22] Hugo
    That means I can do whatever I want,
     and no one's gonna say shit!
[14:27] Shun
    Because you're the king?
[14:31] Hugo
    I even set things up nicely.
[14:33] Hugo
    Right now, my goons are gonna
    take care of the others.
[14:37] Hugo
    Once you're dead, they'll set loose a
    monster that they brought with them.
[14:41] Shun
    A monster?!
[14:43] Hugo
    A real nasty one, not native to these parts.
[14:46] Hugo
    "Sadly, Prince Shun, Professor Oriza,
[14:49] Hugo
    and the other students were
    mauled to death by the monster."
[14:55] Hugo
    The idea is that I slay the monster,
    avenging my fallen comrades, and make it back.
[15:01] Shun
    People are going to see right
    through such a self-serving story!
[15:05] Hugo
    And who's gonna do what about it?
[15:07] Hugo
    This isn't Japan, man.
[15:10] Hugo
    Maybe it looks sketchy,
    but who's gonna say so?
[15:14] Hugo
    You better not think that crimes come to the
    light of day as often as they did back home.
[15:19] Shun
    You're insane!
[15:22] Hugo
    If you ask me, you're crazy if you think
    this world works like our old one!
[15:31] Hugo
    Your sword's so damn weak!
    Talk about pathetic!
[15:35] Hugo
    This is starting to get sad!
[15:40] Hugo
    What happened to the hero act from when you
    beat the earth dragon, little prince?!
[15:48] Hugo
    Looks like I'm stronger after all.
[15:51] Hugo
    That stuff with the earth dragon
    must've been some kind of mistake.
[15:59] Hugo
    See ya. I'll try and remember you,
     for what that's worth.
[16:11] Fil
    You went too far, Natsume-kun.
[16:14] Hugo
    You... Oka?
[16:18] Fil
    All of your men have been apprehended.
[16:22] Fil
    I dealt with the monster they brought, too.
[16:24] Hugo
    Wh-Wha?!
[16:26] Fil
    I'm afraid I can't overlook
    these little outbursts anymore.
[16:39] Hugo
    W-Wind Magic?
[16:43] Hugo
    Let go!
[16:45] Fil
    Accessing ruler privileges.
[16:47] Fil
    Requesting application
    to unique ruler skills.
[16:51] Fil
    Do you agree to allow this?
[16:55] Hugo
    I agree.
SIGN    Human LV31 Name: Hugo Baint Renxandt>
SIGN    Offense
SIGN    Defense
SIGN    Magic Power
SIGN    Resistance
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Skills
     "HP Auto-Recovery LV4" "MP Auto-Recovery LV4" "MP Minimized Consumption LV4" "SP Recovery Speed LV8" "SP Minimized Consumption LV5"
     "Destruction Enhancement LV7" "Cutting Enhancement LV7" "Impact Enhancement LV4" "Flame Enhancement LV4" "Magic Power Perception LV8" "Magic Power Operation LV5"
     "Magic Warfare LV5" "Magic Power Conferment LV4" "Magic Power Attack LV2" "Mental Warfare LV7" "Energy Conferment LV7" "Energy Attack LV7" "Stealth LV3"
     "Flame Attack LV3" "Paralysis Attack LV2" "Swordsmanship LV6" "Spatial Maneuvering LV6" "Hit LV8" "Evasion LV8" "Emperor"
     "Silence LV1" "Concentration LV9" "Foresight LV3" "Arithmetic Processing LV3" "Fire Magic LV5" "Destruction Resistance LV2" "Telescopic Sight LV1"
     "Cutting Resistance LV3" "Fire Resistance LV3" "Poison Resistance LV2" "Pain Resistance LV1" "Auditory Enhancement LV10" "Paralysis Resistance LV1"
     "Vision Enhancement LV10" "Vision Expansion LV1" "Olfactory Enhancement LV8" "Taste Enhancement LV7" "Tactile Enhancement LV8" "Longevity LV5"
     "Magic Hoard LV4" "Instant Body LV5" "Endurance LV5" "Herculean Strength LV5" "Sturdy LV5" "Monk LV4" "Talisman LV3" "Acceleration LV5"
     "Impact Resistance LV2" "Throw LV5" "n%l=W"
    
     Skill Points: 350
    Title: <Monster Slayer>
[16:58] Shun
    His stats... are dropping?
[17:01] Shun
    His skills, too?!
[17:03] Hugo
    What did you do to me?!
[17:06] Fil
    I lowered your stats,
    and stripped you of your skills.
[17:09] Hugo
    Wha?!
[17:10] Fil
    Shun-kun, what does Appraisal say?
[17:12] Shun
    His stats are all at 30.
[17:14] Shun
    And he has no skills left.
[17:19] Fil
    This world does not belong to you.
[17:21] Fil
    Think about what you've done, and use this
     opportunity to live as a normal person.
[17:27] Hugo
    My... You took my...
[17:31] Fil
    Shun-kun, could you tend to
    Professor Oriza and Parton-kun?
[17:35] Shun
    Right! Are they—
[17:37] Fil
    It's all right. They're only lightly wounded.
[17:39] Fil
    Once you're finished, let's head back to
    the cabin at the base of the mountain.
[17:43] Fil
    This activity is canceled.
[17:47] Shun
    Did you seriously strip Hugo of his skills?
[17:51] Fil
    I told you. These skills are dangerous.
[18:11] Voice/Sign
    Proficiency threshold has been reached.
SIGN    Proficiency threshold has been reached.
     Skill: <Vision Enhancement> is now LV10.
     The conditions have been met.
     Skill <Vision Enhancement LV10> has given rise to skill <Telescopic Vision LV1>.
[18:13] Voice/Sign
    Skill: <Vision Enhancement> is now Level 10.
[18:17] Voice/Sign
    The conditions have been met.
[18:19] Voice/Sign
    Skill <Vision Enhancement Level 10> has given
    rise to skill <Telescopic Vision Level 1>.
[18:22] K
    Okay, Vision Enhancement
    has been maxed out, too!
[18:25] K
    And my reward for that is a new skill!
SIGN    <Telescopic Vision: Allows you to
    look closely at distant objects.>
[18:29] K
    Yeah, that does exactly what it sounds like.
[18:32] K
    Seems kinda iffy, or maybe bland...
[18:36] K
    Might as well try it out, though.
[18:38] K
    Here we go! Let's see
    that Telescopic Vision!
[18:43] K
    Wait, this is awesome!
[18:45] K
    I take back what I said
    about it being bland!
[18:47] K
    I've got two fields of vision at once!
[18:49] K
    It's so confusing...
[18:51] K
    ...might be what I'd say if
    there wasn't two of me in here!
[18:55] K
    So we can keep them separated!
[18:58] Voice
    Zoa Ele's Level has increased from 2 to 3.
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV2 -> LV3> All core stats have increased.
    Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
    Proficiency threshold has been reached. Skill: <Vision Expansion LV2 -> LV3>
    Proficiency threshold has been reached. Skill: <Life LV9 -> LV10>
    The conditions have been met.
    Skill <Life LV10> has evolved into <Longevity LV1>. You have gained Skill Points.
[19:02] Skill
    Skill: Vision Expansion is now Level 3.
[19:06] Skill
    Skill: Life is now Level 10.
[19:10] Skill
    The conditions have been met.
[19:12] Skill
    Skill: Life Level 10 has evolved
    into Longevity Level 1.
[19:18] K
    Hey, Body Brain.
[19:20] K
    How may I help you, Information Brain?
[19:23] K
    Do you think I could use Evil
    Eye with Telescopic Vision?
[19:27] K
    What are you, some kinda genius?!
[19:30] K
    Geniuses can get away with
    all kinds of stuff, right?!
[19:33] K
    How cool would it be to use Telescopic
    Vision to activate Evil Eye at a distance?!
[19:37] K
    Oh, damn! Imagine the possibilities!
[19:39] K
    If that's the idea, we need to find
    some prey to experiment on right now!
[19:43] K
    Detection!
[19:45] Voice
    Proficiency threshold has been reached.
    Skill: Detection is now level 10.
SIGN    You have gained skill points.
    Proficiency threshold has been reached.
    Skill: Detection is now LV10.
[19:49] K
    Hey, Detection is maxed out now, too!
[19:52] K
    I think I might be on the
    road to being unstoppable!
[19:55] K
    But it looks like Detection doesn't give
    you a new skill after maxing it out.
[20:01] K
    Come to think of it, Miss Appraisal didn't
    evolve or do anything like that, either.
[20:07] K
    I mean, it's fine.
[20:10] K
    Maxing out a skill is a big
    deal in and of itself.
[20:13] K
    But you can see why I'd expect some kind of
[20:16] K
    super skill evolution like
    "Ruler of Wisdom," right?
[20:20] K
    Guess not, though. Kind of a shock.
[20:27] K
    What? More of that static?
[20:31] K
    What the heck is going on?
[20:35] K
    What?
[20:37] K
    Did I just hear a beep?
[20:39] K
    Pretty sure I did! That wasn't static!
[20:41] Voice/Sign
    Senior Administrator D has
    received your request.
SIGN    <<Senior Administrator D has received your request.>>
     <<Skill <Wisdom> is in development.>>
[20:45] K
    Wait, wh-who? D?
[20:46] Voice/Sign
    Skill <Wisdom> is in development.
[20:48] Voice/Sign
    Development complete.
SIGN    Development complete.
     The conditions have been met. Obtained skill: <Wisdom> .
     <Appraisal LV10> has been incorporated into <Wisdom>.
     <Detection LV10> has been incorporated into <Wisdom>.
     Proficiency threshold has been reached. Skill: Taboo is now LV8.
     The conditions have been met. Obtained the title <Ruler of Wisdom>.
     Due to the effects of the <Ruler of Wisdom> title,
     you have acquired the skill <Height of Occultism>.
     <MP Auto-Regeneration LV4> has been incorporated into <Height of Occultism>.
     <MP Lessened Consumption LV3> has been incorporated into <Height of Occultism>.
     <Magic Mass LV9> has been incorporated into <Celestial Power>.
[20:51] Voice/Sign
    The conditions have been met.
    Obtained skill: <Wisdom> .
[20:55] Voice/Sign
    <Appraisal Level 10> has been
    incorporated into <Wisdom>.
[20:55] K
    Wait, this doesn't make any sense!
     Something is weird here!
[20:59] Voice/Sign
    <Detection Level 10> has been
    incorporated into <Wisdom>.
[21:00] K
    How'd that even happen?!
[21:02] K
    What do I do?!
[21:03] Voice/Sign
    Proficiency threshold has been
    reached. Skill: Taboo is now Level 8.
[21:03] K
    I need to calm down! Right!
    Let's take some deep breaths.
SIGN    Development complete.
     The conditions have been met. Obtained skill: <Wisdom> .
     <Appraisal LV10> has been incorporated into <Wisdom>.
     <Detection LV10> has been incorporated into <Wisdom>.
     Proficiency threshold has been reached. Skill: Taboo is now LV8.
     The conditions have been met. Obtained the title <Ruler of Wisdom>.
     Due to the effects of the <Ruler of Wisdom> title,
     you have acquired the skill <Height of Occultism>.
     <MP Auto-Regeneration LV4> has been incorporated into <Height of Occultism>.
     <MP Lessened Consumption LV3> has been incorporated into <Height of Occultism>.
     <Magic Mass LV9> has been incorporated into <Celestial Power>.
[21:08] Voice/Sign
    The conditions have been met. Obtained
    the title <Ruler of Wisdom>.
[21:13] K
    This is definitely not normal.
[21:16] K
    Normal... right, none of this is normal.
[21:20] K
    Up until now I've just been picking up skills
[21:23] K
    because it seemed to make sense with how
    the world works, going with the flow...
[21:27] K
    Treating life like a video game...
[21:31] K
    But skills and stats aside,
    this isn't a game,
[21:34] K
    which makes it weird that they
    exist in the first place!
[21:37] Voice
    Senior Administrator D has
    received your request.
SIGN    Senior Administrator D
    has received your request.
[21:41] K
    That makes it sound...
    like someone is watching me,
[21:46] K
    and created a skill just
    because I was complaining.
[21:50] K
    If that's really true... then that'd mean there's
    someone who's in control of how skills work,
[21:54] K
    and if they're able to observe this world...
[21:58] K
    That'd practically make them a god!
[22:01] K
    This wouldn't be a world
    that seems like a game...
[22:04] K
    it'd be an actual game, being played
    by one of these administrators.
[22:11] K
    Does that make me a character in the game?
[22:17] K
    Is that really the same
    thing as being alive?
[22:21] K
    I'm scared.
[22:24] K
    What am I supposed to do now?
[22:28] K
    What do I do?
[22:35] Hugo
    She's screwed me over.
[22:36] Hugo
    What do you mean, "You went too far"?!
[22:39] Hugo
    That elf bitch!
[22:41] Hugo
    I'm going to get revenge.
[22:44] Hugo
    I'll take everything you
    care about and wreck it!
[22:50] Hugo
    This world belongs to me!
[22:56] Sophia
    Want some help?
[23:02] Hugo
    Wh-Who are you?!
[23:05] Sophia
    Since we're both reincarnations,
    I don't mind lending you a hand.
[23:10] Hugo
    What?
[23:12] Hugo
    You're a reincarnation?
[23:19] Hugo
    All right, then.
[23:21] Hugo
    It doesn't really matter what you are.
[23:25] Hugo
    If I can get revenge on them,
    I don't even care if you're a demon.
[23:31] Hugo
    Sounds good to me.
    You've got yourself a deal.
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Am I, Dead?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E8 - Am I, Dead?

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[00:04] Katia
    Shun?
[00:06] Katia
    Hey, Shun!
[00:08] Katia
    Dude, Shun, are you listening?
[00:11] Shun
    R-Right. Sorry.
[00:14] Shun
    What were we talking about?
[00:15] Katia
    About Hugo.
[00:18] Yuri
    He hasn't come to school since
    trying to assassinate you.
[00:24] Fei
    Considering what he did, that makes sense.
[00:27] Fei
    What I don't get is the fact that he
    didn't get any real punishment.
[00:31] Katia
    If it gets out that the Prince of Renxandt
    tried to assassinate a Prince of Analeit...
[00:37] Katia
    It'd spark a war.
[00:40] Yuri
    Does that mean there was some kind
    of secret deal behind the scenes?
[00:44] Katie
    Can't say for sure, but probably.
[00:53] Fei
    He never used to be so terrible.
[01:01] Shun
    Yeah. You're right.
SIGN    Am I, Dead?
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[01:36] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:39] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[01:43] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[01:49] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[01:54] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[01:59] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[02:04] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[02:06] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[02:08] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[02:11] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[02:13] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[02:15] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[02:18] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:22] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:24] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[02:27] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:28] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:36] (Flashback) Kanata
    Hey, Shun...
[02:38] (Flashback) Shun
    What?
[02:40] (Flashback) Kanata
    Why are we out here staring
    at the season's colors?
[02:42] (Flashback) Kanata
    We were supposed to be done
    with culture festival prep
SIGN    Kanata Ooshima Shunsuke Yamada Kyouya Sasajima
[02:45] (Flashback) Kanata
    and have some free time right about now.
[02:48] (Flashback) Shunsuke
    Don't ask me.
[02:50] (Flashback) Okazaki
    For class today, we're going to
    be having an outdoor lesson!
[02:54] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Let's all take in some autumnal beauty!
[02:57] (Flashback) Shunsuke
    You know how Oka-chan gets
    when she likes an idea.
[03:00] (Flashback) Kyouya
    Easy there, Kanata. A little
    fresh air never killed anybody.
[03:04] (Flashback) Kanata
    I'm sure you believe that, Kyouya,
    but I'm what you might call "indoorsy."
[03:09] (Flashback) Kanata
    Going to a park for class at this age...
[03:12] (Flashback) Kanata
    It feels like little kid stuff.
[03:15] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Make sure to stay within the park,
    and don't cause any trouble, okay?
[03:24] (Flashback) Kanata
    See? Treating us like we're babies.
[03:28] (Flashback) Shun
    True, but I'll take this over sitting around
    inside a classroom with nothing to do.
[03:33] (Flashback) Kanata
    I happen to like sitting around
    in class and chatting.
[03:48] (Flashback) Natsume
    What're you all doing? This soccer
    game is mandatory for all guys.
SIGN    Kengo Natsume
[03:53] (Flashback) Boy A
    Let's go!
[03:54] (Flashback) Boy B
    You better pass to me for a change!
[03:55] (Flashback) Natsume
    Come on, everybody clear out!
[03:57] (Flashback) Natsume
    We're using the spot to play soccer!
[03:59] (Flashback) Natsume
    All guys, get over here!
[03:59] (Flashback) Shun
    Natsume's way too aggro, as usual.
SIGN    Yuika Hasebe
[04:04] (Flashback) Hasebe
    He's not a bad person, but he definitely
    doesn't listen to anyone else.
[04:10] (Flashback) Hasebe
    You guys should probably try to get going,
    or he's going to complain later.
[04:15] (Flashback) Kanata
    I guess...
[04:18] (Flashback) Kanata
    Let's go.
[04:20] (Flashback) Girls
    You can do it!
SIGN    Mirei Shinohara
[04:22] (Flashback) Sonohara
    Go for it, Yamada!
[04:23] (Flashback) Boy
    Okay!
SIGN    Shouko Negishi
[04:32] (Flashback) Boy
    Whoa!
[04:35] (Flashback) Natsume
    Yamada! Heads up!
[04:38] (Flashback) Kanata
    Shun!
[04:46] (Flashback) Natsume
    Hell yeah, Yamada!
[04:48] (Flashback) Girl
    Good job, Yamada!
[04:54] (Flashback) Kanata
    I am so tired.
[04:56] (Flashback) Kyouya
    That was some nice exercise.
[04:58] (Flashback) Shun
    I'm gonna grab a drink.
[05:00] (Flashback) Kanata
    Get me one, too. I don't care what kind.
[05:03] (Flashback) Kyouya
    Same, please.
[05:04] (Flashback) Shun
    Yeah, all right.
[05:11] (Flashback) Shun
    Spoo—uh, Negishi-san!
[05:13] (Flashback) Shun
    Where'd you come from?
[05:32] (Flashback) Shun
    Scary...
[05:35] (Flashback) Shun
    This vending machine has nothing
    but weird stuff in it.
[05:41] (Flashback) Shinohara
    Hey! Get up!
[05:44] (Flashback) Shinohara
    You're squatting here reading
    when it's group activity time.
[05:49] (Flashback) Shinohara
    Unbelievable.
[05:51] (Flashback) Girl 1
    She's not even trying to fit in.
[05:53] (Flashback) Girl 2
    Tell me about it.
[05:55] (Flashback) Sonohara
    Hey! Are you listening?!
[06:01] (Flashback) Sonohara
    Wha...
[06:03] (Flashback) Sonohara
    What is your problem?!
[06:04] (Flashback) Sonohara
    Would it kill you to say something?!
[06:09] (Flashback) Shun
    Who thought carbonated
    coffee was a good idea?!
[06:12] (Flashback) Shun
    Oh, sorry! Everything okay?
[06:20] (Flashback) ---
    Here.
[06:28] (Flashback) Shun
    Sorry I took so long!
[06:30] (Flashback) Kanata
    Anything happen?
[06:32] (Flashback) Shun
    Well,
[06:34] (Flashback) Shun
    uh... there wasn't exactly
    a great selection.
SIGN    Persimmon Drink
[06:41] (Flashback) Kyouya
    Persimmon juice?
[06:43] (Flashback) Kyouya
    Bet it's nasty.
[06:45] (Flashback) Kyouya
    What the heck is this?
[06:46] (Flashback) Shun
    I saw Spooky buying it, so...
[06:50] (Flashback) Kyouya
    That's a hell of a choice.
[06:56] (Flashback) Shun
    Putting her beverage selection aside,
[06:58] (Flashback) Shun
    I want you to imagine her popping up behind
    you without making a sound, or saying a word.
[07:02] (Flashback) Kanata
    No wonder they call her "Spooky."
[07:04] (Flashback) Kanata
    Damn...
[07:05] (Flashback) Kyouya
    Guys...
[07:07] (Flashback) Kyouya
    You shouldn't call her that.
[07:10] (Flashback) Shun
    Yeah, I know. I meant "Negishi-san."
[07:14] (Flashback) Kanata
    What the hell is this?!
[07:16] (Flashback) Shun
    Carbonated black tea.
[07:18] (Flashback) Kyouya
    That's what you get, man.
[07:21] (Flashback) Kyouya
    Girls don't like guys who just
    casually badmouth people.
[07:25] (Flashback) Shun
    Not a problem. Kanata's into guys.
[07:29] (Flashback) Kanata
    I n-never said that!
[07:34] (Flashback) Kanata
    Damn it... I like girls just fine, okay?
[07:38] (Flashback) Shun
    I don't know what I was expecting
    with grilled sweet potato flavor.
[07:41] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Everyone! It's time we get going!
[07:45] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Mirei Shinohara-san!
[07:47] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Kengo Natsume-kun!
[07:50] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Shouko Negishi-san!
[07:52] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Yuika Hasebe-san!
[07:55] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Hiiro Wakaba-san!
[07:57] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Kanata Ooshima-kun!
[08:00] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Kyouya Sasajima-kun!
[08:03] (Flashback) Okazaki
    Shunsuke Yamada-kun!
[08:05] Katia
    I wonder how the others are doing.
[08:09] Katia
    There are 11 of them at the elf village.
[08:13] Yuri
    Then there are six attending this school,
     including Natsume-kun.
[08:17] Yuri
    And the four that died.
[08:21] Shun
    She mentioned going to visit
    two that she knew about soon.
[08:25] Fei
    And that she knows where the other three are,
     but that she can't get to them.
[08:30] Katia
    Numbers are fine and all,
[08:32] Katia
    but Oka-chan doesn't seem to
    wanna tell us who is where.
[08:36] Fil
    It's that air of mystery that
    gives a woman her allure.
[08:40] Shun
    Sensei...
[08:41] Katia
    Speak of the devil.
[08:43] Katia
    And I'm pretty sure I read
    that line in a manga.
[08:48] Katia
    You're free to be as alluring as you want,
[08:50] Katia
    but don't you think it's time you gave
    us some details about these secrets?
[08:55] Shun
    Is Kyouya among the students
    you've confirmed as alive?
[09:02] Fil
    Yes, Sasajima-kun is doing quite well.
[09:07] Shun
    So, where is he?
[09:11] Fil
    I'm sorry. I can't say.
[09:14] Katia
    Why not?
[09:16] Fil
    I'm sorry.
[09:17] Fei
    What about Wakaba?
[09:22] Fil
    She's...
[09:26] K
    This is all bullshit!
[09:30] K
    I don't give a rat's ass
    about some administrator!
[09:36] K
    Or maybe it's more like knowing about
    them doesn't help me a damn bit!
[09:42] K
    So I'm just gonna keep doing my thing!
[09:49] K
    Time to live fast and die young!
[09:54] K.Info
    So hot! I'm seriously on fire right now!
[09:58] K.Body
    Information Brain, you're burning up!
[10:01] K.Info
    Oh, yeah! My whole soul's ablaze!
[10:04] K.Body
    No! I mean you're literally on fire!
[10:09] K.Info
    Water! Water, water, water!
[10:11] K.Info
    I need water!
[10:12] K.Info
    W-Wait, I know!
[10:13] K.Info
    Synthesize a bunch of weak poison!
[10:15] K.Body
    Roger that!
[10:18] ---
    Guh, guh, guh... Numbness...
[10:21] K.Body
    Oopsie! Sorry about that! That Synthesize
    Poison had a paralysis effect! Teehee.
[10:25] K.Info
    You dumbass!
[10:28] K.Info
    I'm gonna die at this rate...
[10:32] K.Body
    Oh, it went all the way to zero.
[10:33] K.Info
    Wha?!
[10:35] K.Info
    Th-Th-This is bad...
[10:36] K.Info
    Activate Perseverance!
[10:39] K.Info
    Let's sacrifice some MP to survive!
[10:47] K.Info
    I'm on fire again!
[10:49] K.Body
    Then let's make it rain!
[10:53] K.Body
    Hey, it's fine! At least we know
    how Perseverance works now!
[10:59] K.Info
    I am so tired.
[11:02] K.Info
    So tired that I've cooled off...
[11:04] K.Info
    Although the poison shower helped.
[11:07] K.Info
    Unbelievable...
[11:09] K.Info
    Knowing that this administrator is out there
    has helped me realize how weird this world is,
[11:15] K.Info
    but it's not like I can do anything
    different than what I've been doing.
[11:19] K.Info
    In that case, let's be optimistic!
SIGN    <Wisdom: n% of the power necessary to achieve godhood.>
    Enables access to Level 1 information via search functionality on everything that falls within range of perception.
     Additionally, grants the ability to exceed the W System and interfere with the MA field.
    <Skills gained as Ruler of Wisdom: and >
    Obtain . Effects: MP, Magic, and Resistance stats are increased.
     Positive correction to magic skill proficiencies. Obtain access to ruling class privileges.
     Obtain access to ruling class privileges.
     The title bestowed to one who has conquered wisdom.
     <Height of Occultism: Provides assistance to magic control as it exists within the system in addition to maximizing output values when deploying runic spells.
     Further, MP regeneration speed is maxed out, and MP expenditure is minimized.
    <Celestial Power: MP, Magic, and Resistance stats are corrected for an additional 1000 points.
    100 bonus points are added for each level gained.>
[11:22] K.Info
    For now, let's check this out.
[11:25] K.Info
    But man, is it legal to get
    this kind of stuff for free?
[11:28] K.Info
    Reminds me of that saying
    about free meals...
[11:31] K.Info
    Probably shouldn't overthink it, though.
[11:34] K.Info
    Now, there's bound to be some
    more OP nonsense in here.
SIGN    Runic Deployment Speed
    Runic Formula Stability
    Runic Power Level
[11:41] K.Info
    Especially considering how
    these are all maxed out.
SIGN    Body
[11:44] K.Body
    It's practically begging you to use magic.
[11:47] K.Info
    Yeah? You think so, too?
[11:50] K.Body
    You bet I do!
[11:53] K.Info
    Then let's give it a whirl!
[11:55] K.Body
    Yeah!
SIGN    Magic
[11:58] K.Info
    Let's start with explaining how magic
    works to our resident jock brain!
[12:04] K.Body
    Whoo! Whoo!
[12:05] K.Info
    Now, you might be wondering how
    I know about magic all of a sudden.
SIGN    Search!!
[12:08] K.Info
    That's because Miss Wisdom
    has a search function!
[12:12] K.Brain
    Hey! Just like Coocle-sensei!
[12:15] K.Info
    Something like that, yeah!
[12:16] K.Info
    If I look up any system-related terms,
     it'll give me a description!
[12:21] K.Body
    That is one awesome function!
[12:23] K.Info
    That being the case, I looked up
    a bunch of magic-related stuff!
[12:26] K.Info
    It turns out there are a few steps to magic.
SIGN    Magic Power Perception
     Magic Power Operation
     Runic Transcription
[12:31] K.Info
    We're gonna need these.
[12:34] K.Info
    Thanks to Miss Wisdom, I've got
    Magic Power Perception taken care of!
[12:38] K.Body
    Whoo! Miss Wisdom rules!
[12:40] K.Info
    Next comes Magic Power Operation.
[12:42] K.Info
    You're supposed to visualize
    magic power as a viscous fluid.
[12:45] K.Info
    You then mentally manipulate it.
[12:47] K.Info
    Something like this...
[12:50] K.Body
    Looks like slime.
[12:52] K.Info
    You're supposed to gradually get used to it,
[12:54] K.Info
    but thanks to Height of Occultism, I can
    already move it around however I want!
[12:59] K.Body
    Awesome!
[13:01] K.Info
    And finally comes transcribing
    the right runes!
[13:04] K.Info
    That happens automatically when
    choosing the appropriate magic skill!
[13:09] K.Info
    As for the rune, think of it like a pipe.
[13:12] K.Info
    You take this...
[13:14] K.Info
    And then...
[13:15] K.Info
    Put the magic power in here.
[13:19] K.Body
    Hey, it turned into magic!
[13:22] K.Info
    This concludes the lecture!
[13:24] K.Info
    Then let's start with a showstopper!
[13:28] K.Info
    Abyss Magic: Hell Gate!
[13:32] K.Info
    There is something so exciting
    about how edgy Abyss Magic sounds!
[13:36] K.Info
    Okay, transcribing runes!
[13:40] K.Info
    Wh-Why is this so incredibly hard to do?!
[13:46] K.Info
    Even with Height of Occultism,
    it's so hard to control!
[13:50] K.Info
    N-No good! The spell's about to—
[13:57] K.Info
    Th-That wasn't supposed to happen!
[14:00] K.Info
    Height of Occultism is supposed to
    be the highest-level magic skill!
[14:03] K.Info
    If it doesn't help me use this stuff,
    then nobody should be able to!
[14:07] K.Info
    No. Even if my stats are high,
    I'm still a total noob at magic.
[14:12] K.Info
    I should be able to figure it out over time!
[14:15] K.Info
    That being the case, I'm gonna
    focus on magic for now.
[14:20] K.Body
    Sorry, but moving around
    while trying to sort through
[14:23] K.Body
    all this new info we gained
    with Wisdom is not happening.
[14:27] K.Info
    I don't care! No matter what
    you say, I wanna master magic!
[14:32] K.Info
    Let go! Let me put it on!
[14:35] K.Body
    Cut it out!
[14:37] K.Info
    Lemme go! Come on!
[14:38] Voice
    Proficiency threshold has been reached.
[14:39] K.Info
    Let go already! I wanna
    put it on! That's enough!
[14:45] K.Magic
    I get the gist of this situation.
[14:48] K.Magic
    Leave the magic to me.
[14:53] K.Body
    Hey, another Parallel Mind!
[14:56] K.Info
    You get to be in charge of magic!
[14:59] K.Magic
    That's the plan.
[15:03] K
    All right, Magic Brain, let's have
    you figure out this Abyss Magic.
[15:07] K
    And then I'll be able to whip
    magic out during battle!
[15:12] K
    Am I super strong or what?!
[15:20] K
    Wh-What now?
SIGN    m 136 72 l 72 75 18 120 19 315 238 314 263 259 262 150 212 77
SIGN    Zoe Ele
     Must be a small spider-type monster that meets
     minimum stat threshold, must have
     the title.
     A small spider monster considered to be
     a harbinger of misfortune. Has high combat
     potential and stealth capacity.
[15:49] K
    Wh-What's going on over there?
[15:56] K
    That's one huge hole.
[16:11] K
    What the hell?
[16:13] K
    What exactly happened here?
SIGN    Offense: 3281 Defense: 3009
     Magic Power: 2645 Resistance: 2601 Speed: 3175
SIGN    Skills:
    
    
    
    
    
    
     Skill Points: 30050
     Titles:

[16:32] K
    A higher-ranking Fire Dragon?!
[16:35] K
    He's taken a lot of damage already...
[16:41] K
    He's faster than I am!
[16:44] K
    I'm not sure I can get away!
[16:50] K
    Is he mad?! Mad at me?!
[16:52] K
    Why me, though?!
[16:55] K
    I'm pretty sure this wasn't my fault!
[16:58] K
    Why's this happening to me?!
[17:02] K
    Even if he's damaged, he's got me
    outclassed in both skills and stats.
[17:06] K
    Plus he's got Status Condition Resistance,
    which is tailor-made to counter me!
[17:13] K
    My chances are pretty grim.
[17:14] K
    But if you want a fight,
    then you've got one!
[17:18] K
    No way in hell am I dying just
    because you're pissed off!
[17:21] K.Body
    If you wanna do this...
[17:23] K.Magic
    Then brace yourself...
[17:25] K
    And bring it on!
[17:29] K
    Magic Warfare! Mental Warfare!
    And Wyrm Power, activate!
[17:32] K
    All Evil Eyes open!
[17:34] K
    Commence Magic Transcription!
[17:39] K
    I think he's feeling me
    out with these attacks.
[17:41] K
    But getting poked by this thing
    is enough to turn me into charcoal!
[17:56] K
    His physical attacks are dangerous enough,
[17:59] K
    and when you add those
    flames to the equation...
[18:04] K
    Evasion, Thought Acceleration, Foresight,
    and I'm still barely dodging!
[18:16] K
    Doesn't seem like Evil Eye is working, either.
[18:22] K
    But considering how beat up he is,
    I do have a chance to win this.
[18:27] K
    And it's pretty irritating to have
    him take out his rage on me!
[18:32] K
    That said, between his one-hit-kill attacks
[18:35] K
    and the kind of defenses where nothing short
    of my best is going to scratch him...
[18:39] K
    And having the speed advantage...
SIGN    <Status Condition Resistance LV2>
[18:42] K
    This is really bad.
[18:44] K
    I need to give him a major dose of poison
    before his resistance gets any stronger!
[18:48] K
    But even if I take a wild shot at him,
    odds are that fire is going to stop me!
[18:53] K
    Damn it, it's like I can't think of anything!
[18:59] K
    That's it!
[19:02] K
    Weak Poison Synthesis!
[19:10] K
    Okay! That worked well enough...
[19:13] K
    I can't land down there!
[19:23] K
    Hot! Hot, hot, hot! He's literally
    lighting a fire under my ass!
[19:27] K
    I won't be able to swing
    to the ceiling fast enough!
[19:41] K
    The fireballs were just setup!
[19:43] K
    The idea was to lure me into
    open air where I can't dodge,
[19:45] K
    and take me out with a big bite!
[19:47] K
    This is bad...
[19:48] K
    For you! Because this is what I was after!
[19:51] K
    Thought Acceleration!
[19:53] K
    I use the Thought Acceleration skill to stretch
     out the time I have to think while airborne,
[19:57] K
    and use that...
[19:59] K
    While his mouth is open...
[20:01] K
    In this one instant where
    there's no fire in the way...
[20:05] K
    Deadly Spider Poison!
[20:07] K
    Ultra Mega-Mega Max!
[20:09] K
    Magic Brain!
[20:10] K
    Throw some Poison Magic as you can on top!
[20:13] K.Magic
    I got you!
[20:17] K
    Body Brain!
[20:18] K.Body
    Right!
[20:21] Voice
    Proficiency threshold reached.
[20:23] Skill
    Parallel Minds has reached level 4.
[20:27] K.Magic2
    Hey, guys! Nice to meet...
[20:29] Everybody
    Shut up! Now's not the time, so stuff it!
[20:37] K
    He won't be able to dodge now!
[21:00] K
    U-Unbelievable...
[21:03] K
    He realized how dangerous
    that poison bomb was,
[21:06] K
    and blew it up right when it
    was about to enter his mouth!
[21:23] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[21:26] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[21:29] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[21:30] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[21:30] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[21:31] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[21:33] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[21:33] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[21:34] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[21:40] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
[22:50] K
    Th-This is bad...
[22:52] K
    I've run out of ground to run on,
[22:55] K
    and there's no telling how long
    this platform's going to hold.
[23:02] K
    Now that I think about it, he was
    smashing up the terrain all along...
[23:06] K
    He anticipated it coming down to this!
[23:11] K
    There's nowhere left to run.
[23:15] K
    I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!
[23:18] K
    No!
[23:24] Shun
    What happened to Wakaba-san?
[23:27] Fil
    Hiiro Wakaba-san...
[23:31] Fil
    is dead.
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    I Can't Speak,
     Isekai?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E9 - I Can't Speak, Isekai?

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[00:06] Sign
    Nii-sama, you shouldn't run in the halls!
[00:08] Shun
    I know!
[00:09] Fei
    From how he's acting, I'm not so sure.
[00:30] Shun
    Julius-niisama!
SIGN    I Can't Speak, Isekai?
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[00:57] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[01:18] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[01:35] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[01:42] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:51] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:53] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:57] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:07] Julius
    Shun, it's been a while.
[02:09] Shun
    Right.
[02:10] Shun
    It's good to see you again,
     too, Hyrince-san.
[02:13] Hyrince
    You've grown a bunch since
    I last saw you, huh?
[02:17] Julius
    Sue, have you been well?
[02:19] Sue
    Yes...
[02:20] Julius
    You don't really seem like it.
[02:23] Julius
    Did something happen?
[02:25] Sue
    Not a thing.
[02:27] Sue
    Please, don't worry.
[02:28] Julius
    Shun, be sure to look out
    for our little sister.
[02:33] Julius
    I don't know when I'll be
    able to make it back next.
[02:37] Julius
    I'm heading to the Empire.
[02:40] Shun
    To the Empire?
[02:42] Julius
    The demons seem to be up to something.
[02:45] Julius
    Depending on what happens,
    it might mean war.
[02:50] Shun
    Nii-sama... please be careful.
[02:54] Julius
    You don't need to worry.
[02:57] Hyrince
    No matter what happens, I'll be there
    to protect him, as his shield.
[03:04] Julius
    Shun, is that...
[03:06] Shun
    Right, it's Fei.
[03:08] Hyrince
    That's really something! I didn't
    think she'd grow so quickly.
[03:15] Shun
    When we were attacked by an
    Earth Dragon the other day, she saved us.
[03:23] Julius
    I see. Thank you for protecting Shun.
[03:28] Julius
    Come to think of it,
    it's quite a strange coincidence.
[03:32] Julius
    Two things from the same place are here
    right now, one in your care, and one in mine.
[03:39] Shun
    That scarf is a memento of mother's, right?
[03:42] Julius
    Right.
[03:43] Julius
    She knit it shortly before passing away.
[03:46] Julius
    It's made from the silk of a spider
    monster called a Taratect.
[03:50] Shun
    Monster silk?!
[03:52] Hyrince
    It seems like Taratect webs
    are created with skills,
[03:56] Hyrince
    meaning there's no way to collect them,
    no matter how you dissect one.
[04:00] Shun
    Then where'd it come from?
[04:03] Hyrince
    Apparently, 15 years ago,
    adventurers managed to collect some.
[04:10] Hyrince
    There were a few balls of silk left behind
    when a Taratect's nest was burnt down.
[04:16] Hyrince
    They sold for a fine price, too.
[04:19] Julius
    There was a Dragon Egg retrieved
    on that same outing.
[04:24] Shun
    Does that mean the egg was...
[04:26] Hyrince
    Hate to rush a family reunion,
    but we need to get going, Julius.
[04:31] Julius
    Right.
[04:36] Shun
    Are you sure we have to fight the demons?
[04:43] Julius
    If we can settle this without fighting,
    that would be for the best.
[04:47] Julius
    But... if they're willing
    to trample our peace,
[04:52] Julius
    then we'll need to oppose them.
     That's just how it is.
[04:56] Julius
    Still, I think if we use
    that as an excuse for conflict,
[04:59] Julius
    we'll never make any real progress.
[05:03] Julius
    The important thing is the goal.
[05:05] Julius
    A peaceful world, where we
    can all be happy together.
[05:09] Julius
    That's the thing I'll pursue...
[05:13] Julius
    Until the day I die.
[05:14] Shun
    Nii-sama...
[05:16] Julius
    I'll visit again once
    things settle down a bit.
[05:20] Shun
    That's a promise!
[05:22] Julius
    Yeah.
[05:42] K
    No!
[05:55] K
    Heads up!
[06:00] K
    Choke on this!
[06:02] K
    Deadly Spider Venom Bomb:
    Extra Paralysis Special!
[06:06] K
    Followed up by...
[06:09] K
    Rot Attack!
[06:21] K
    An unbeatable double combo!
[06:30] K
    That Rot Attack was no joke.
[06:32] K
    The backlash even cost me an arm.
[06:40] K
    Got him. Got him hard.
[06:43] K
    He never even saw it coming.
SIGN    Heresy Magic: Phantasm LV6
[06:50] K
    Phantasm! Just like the name implies,
    it creates illusions and hallucinations.
[06:54] K
    The first of my secret weapons
    I was waiting for a chance to use!
[06:58] K
    You could call it magic that
    makes people see things!
[07:02] K
    You thought I had touched down on
    that pillar thanks to said illusion,
[07:07] K
    and cut loose with that dragon breath.
[07:08] K
    I thought about using
    Phantasm to escape, too.
[07:12] K
    But I couldn't bring myself to do it!
[07:16] K
    That would mean nothing had changed
[07:18] K
    since my house was burnt
    down, and I was chased away!
[07:21] K
    I'm going to live with pride!
[07:25] K
    I am the Ruler of Pride!
SIGN    Ruler of Pride
[07:28] K
    Oh, thanks.
[07:30] K
    Wait... a spotlight?
[07:36] K
    Are you for real?!
[07:37] K
    Did you use Phantasm to make me see
    an illusion of victory or something?!
[07:41] Body/Magic
    Obviously not!
[07:43] K.Magic 2
    Yeah!
[07:44] K
    Damn it, this is so annoying!
[07:47] K
    And really bad.
[07:49] K
    My HP is...
[07:51] K
    Down to 1.
[07:52] K
    Perseverance kept me alive, but...
[07:55] K
    If the Fire Dragon's attack lands,
     I'll be insta-killed.
[08:00] K
    Okay. He doesn't have the
    strength to reach me yet.
[08:04] K
    This is my chance!
[08:07] K
    I'm bringing you down, and saying goodbye to
    always having to skitter for my life!
[08:13] K
    The time has come to unleash
    my second secret weapon!
[08:17] K
    Magic Brain #1, you're up!
[08:20] K.Magic
    You bet! I've got you!
[08:22] K
    Magic #2!
[08:23] K
    Hey, Magic #2!
[08:26] K.Magic 2
    What? Is it okay to talk now?
[08:28] K
    What are you talking about?!
[08:30] K
    This magic only works with two
    brains' worth of effort behind it!
[08:34] K.Magic 2
    I'm just saying, you were
    super rude to me before—
[08:36] K
    Get on with it!
[08:39] K. Magic 1
    I'll handle preparations.
[08:41] K.Magic 2
    I-I've got support covered.
[08:44] K
    And the transcription I've been working on
    since this battle started is ready to go!
[08:49] K
    Now, activating Abyss Magic Level 1!
[08:53] K
    The highest caliber of darkness magic,
    from which not even light can escape!
[08:59] K
    Come forth, Hell Gate!
[09:36] K
    Hell Gate is as scary as it sounds.
[09:39] K
    I bet even a Fire Dragon has to be...
[09:45] K
    Seriously? He was able to tank that?!
[09:56] K
    The next attack that lands
    will settle this...
[09:59] K
    For either of us.
[10:02] K
    A tackle... smart call.
[10:05] K
    With next to no MP or SP left,
    it's the best choice you could make.
[10:10] K
    A little primitive, but between
    your size and your stats,
[10:13] K
    it'd spell doom for any opponent...
[10:15] K
    Any opponent except me!
[10:29] K
    You're mine!
[10:41] K
    A battle well fought.
[10:45] Voice
    Experience threshold reached.
[10:47] Voice
    Zoa Ele Level has risen from 15 to 16.
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV15 -> LV16>
    All core stats have increased.
    :Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
    :Skill <Spatial Maneuvering LV9->LV10>
    :Skill <Spatial Maneuvering LV10> has evolved into <Dimensional Maneuvering LV1>.
    :Acquired skill points.
[10:52] Voice
    Zoa Ele Level has risen from 16 to 17.
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV16 -> LV17>
    :All core stats have increased.
    :Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
    :Skill <Rot Attack LV1-LV2>
    :Acquired skill points.
[10:56] Voice
    Zoa Ele Level has risen from 17 to 18.
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV17 -> LV18>
    :All core stats have increased.
    :Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
    :Skill <Evasion LV9->LV10>
    :Skill <Evasion LV10> gave rise to <Probability Correction LV1>
    :Acquired skill points.
[10:59] K
    Hey!
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV18 -> LV19>
     :All core stats have increased.
     :Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
     :Skill <Hit LV9->LV10>
     :Skill <Hit LV10> gave rise to <Probability Correction LV1>
     :Skills <Probability Correction LV1> has been incorporated into <Probability Correction LV1>
     :Skill <Utility Thread->LV2>
     :Acquired skill points.
[11:00] Voice
    Zoa Ele Level has risen from 18 to 19.
[11:03] K
    Very, very nice!
SIGN    <Dragon Slayer>
    
     Due to the effects of the <Dragon Slayer> title,
    you have acquired the skills <Ultimate Life LV1> and <Dragon Power LV1>
     <Longevity LV1> has been incorporated into <Ultimate Life LV1>
     <Wyrm Power LV3> has been incorporated into <Dragon Power LV1>
     Dragon Slayer: Acquired skills <Ultimate Life LV1> <Dragon Power LV1>
     Requirements: Defeat a Dragon.
     Effects: Additional damage dealt to Wyrm and Dragon Enemies
     Explanation: Title granted to those who have defeated a dragon.
     <Ultimate Life: 100 HP are added per skill level.
    Additionally, upon leveling up, growth is increased by a multiple of 10x skill level.>
[11:05] Voice
    The conditions have been met. The title
    Dragon Slayer has been unlocked.
[11:07] K
    So close! I was one level
    away from evolving!
[11:14] K
    Oh, crap.
[11:16] K.Body
    What's wrong, Information Brain?
[11:18] K
    I think that Abyss Magic lowered the level
    of the ground, and now the magma is flowing in!
[11:22] K.Body
    What, seriously?!
[11:24] K.Info
    Super seriously! We need to scoop
    the Fire Dragon up and get clear!
[11:28] K.Body
    You wanna drag this huge thing away?!
[11:30] K
    You bet I do!
[11:32] K
    Fight, win, eat!
[11:35] K
    It's all the same program!
[11:40] Gülie
    A dragon has died.
[11:43] Gülie
    Inside of the Great Elroe Labyrinth?
[11:46] Gülie
    It must be her doing...
[11:48] Gülie
    No, not her.
[11:50] Gülie
    She wouldn't take action herself.
[11:53] Gülie
    Then what caused it?
[11:55] Gülie
    Administrator privileges, activate.
[11:58] Gülie
    What is this skill?
[12:02] Gülie
    Looks like I should find out in person.
SIGN    Skill <Heavy Evil Eye> acquired.
[12:05] Voice
    Skill: Heavy Evil Eye acquired.
SIGN    <Heavy Evil Eye>
    Applies Amplified Heavy
    to target in field of vision.
[12:08] K
    Good, good!
[12:10] K
    I'll slow my enemy down
    with Heavy Evil Eye...
[12:13] K
    And use Cursed Evil Eye to weaken them!
[12:16] K
    And then use Paralyzing Evil Eye to
    lock them in place for the finish!
[12:20] K
    My Triple Evil Eye Kill is complete!
[12:24] K
    Is it me, or am I looking
    kind of Demon Lordy?
[12:27] K
    Very, very nice!
[12:30] K
    That said...
[12:32] K
    These Fire Dragon scales are so tough.
[12:35] K
    When am I gonna get to eat this thing?
[12:39] K
    I'm picking up a weird reading with Detection.
[12:41] K
    A distortion in space?
[12:44] K
    The way it feels... even though it's the
    first time, I can tell: This is teleportation.
[12:50] K
    Someone is about to warp right in here.
[12:56] K
    Someone who is really good
    with Spatial Magic.
[13:00] K
    That kind of magic implies a pretty
    significant level of intelligence.
[13:05] K
    Plus, we're talking about a
    particularly hard spell to cast!
[13:10] K
    I'm the only one here, so I can't imagine
    they're coming for anything else.
[13:16] K
    Thought Acceleration makes me
    experience time more slowly,
[13:20] K
    but my body doesn't
    actually move any faster.
[13:23] K
    Meaning... I can't escape.
[13:44] K
    This guy...
SIGN    <Unable to Appraise>
[13:45] K
    I can't beat him.
    He's on different level than me.
[13:49] K
    It's odd, though...
    he doesn't feel threatening.
[13:52] Gülie
    Mia no do nansi a mak?
[13:56] K
    Excuse me?
[13:57] Gülie
    It oan ne azaken. Se ak itonk a D?
[14:00] K
    Uh, can you speak in Japanese?
[14:03] Gülie
    Na denurieik it iamo, konokosomu.
[14:06] K
    No habla isekai!
[14:11] K
    Me! No understand! What you say! At all!
[14:16] K
    Okay?
[14:17] K
    I'm Japanese!
[14:18] K
    Well, a Japanese spider?
[14:23] K
    This is not happening.
[14:25] K
    There's probably no Isekai Language
     for Dummies
book, either.
SIGN    Language Barrier
[14:31] K
    A smartphone?!
[14:33] K
    What's it doing here?!
    I mean, in this world, even?!
[14:38] K
    Not to mention it popped in out of nowhere,
     without setting off my Detection!
[14:43] D
    Hello, this is Administrator D.
[14:43] D
    Seuda, rihe D Asyacokirnaka. Sohemisomiha.
[14:47] K
    Huh... Excuse me?!
[14:51] Gülie
    U rikow ieteag nan an, D.
    Wiha kaza son hayira?
[14:56] K
    What is that, some kind of instant
    translation app?! Awesome!
[14:59] K
    The software in this world rules!
[15:01] D
    Little spider, could you hold for a second?
[15:04] K
    Oh, okay.
[15:05] D
    Na su y en ur uk oka, Sedir Ubhi Sasiho.
[15:08] Gülie
    Adi ro tuid e muo?
[15:10] D
    Daye ussi gasit eramo ki rukami na za ti
    ooamonutays uu yo niadnes naso mu kono kahe.
[15:17] Gülie
    Naa koniadekah ewad no kirug am ako as iko.
[15:22] D
    As edo kij on ag udatoni.
[15:33] K
    What was all that?!
[15:34] D
    Sorry about the hold up, little spider.
[15:37] K
    Yes, hello!
[15:38] D
    I talked it over with my friend, and he's
    not going to take direct action involving you.
[15:43] K
    Oh, okay.
[15:45] K
    And who the heck is this, anyway?
[15:48] D
    I'm D.
[15:49] K
    Wait, wait, did you just read my mind?!
[15:51] D
    Yep!
[15:52] K
    That's an invasion of privacy!
[15:54] D
    For what it's worth, I don't
    normally read your mind.
[15:57] K
    Normally? Does that mean
    you're monitoring me?
[16:02] D
    I don't like how "monitoring" sounds.
[16:05] D
    I think "watching" is more accurate.
[16:08] D
    There's never a dull moment with you!
[16:11] K
    Wait, D? As in—
SIGN    <<Senior Administrator D has received your request.>>
     <<Skill <Wisdom> is in development.>>
[16:14] K
    —from before?
[16:16] D
    Yes. That was a little treat for you.
[16:18] K
    What exactly are you after?
[16:21] D
    I'm just amusing myself.
[16:23] D
    It's really not any more complex
    or significant than that.
[16:26] D
    You're talking to the most malevolent
    evil god in the world, after all.
[16:29] K
    An evil god?!
[16:31] D
    Sure am! That's why I enjoy seeing
    people struggle and suffer so much.
[16:37] K
    Then this world was created
    just for your amusement?!
[16:41] D
    Oh, not at all. Relative to
    this world, I'm an outsider.
[16:46] K
    What does that mean?!
[16:47] D
    I'm afraid I can't tell you any more.
[16:50] D
    It'd make things kind of boring, after all.
[16:53] K
    Boring?! That's your whole reason?!
[16:55] D
    Hang in there so I stay entertained, okay?
[16:59] D
    There's a good chance you'll eventually
    get the answers you want!
[17:03] K
    How can you be so selfish—
[17:05] D
    Later, now!
[17:30] Ariel
    Okay, let's get this meeting started.
[17:33] Ariel
    Balto?
SIGN    Right.
SIGN    We'll begin with reports from each army group.
SIGN    1st Corps?
[17:42] Erguner
    The 1st Corps is stationed directly
    across from the Renxandt Empire,
[17:45] Erguner
    and are prepared to march on Fort Kusorion.
[17:49] Erguner
    You need only give the word,
     and we can advance.
[17:52] Erguner
    That is all.
[17:55] Sanatoria
    The 2nd Corps is also in position.
[17:58] Sanatoria
    I'd like to request a slight delay,
[18:01] Sanatoria
    to give one of our covert operations
    a chance to bear fruit.
SIGN    How long?
[18:07] Sanatoria
    Best case scenario? Within two to three days.
SIGN    Go ahead, as long as it doesn't disrupt the advance.
[18:13] Sanatoria
    Thank you, sir.
SIGN    Next, 3rd Corps, report.
[18:18] Kogou
    Are we really going to war?
[18:20] Kogou
    Ain't there no way to avoid it?
SIGN    If there was, we'd have pursued it.
[18:25] Kogou
    A-Are you sure?
[18:27] Ariel
    Well, there is one way I can think of.
[18:30] Kogou
    R-Really? What is it?!
[18:33] Ariel
    It's pretty simple.
[18:34] Ariel
    The entire 3rd Corps would need to be
    sacrificed for the sake of the world.
[18:40] Ariel
    That'd let us avoid a war.
[18:43] Kogou
    S-Sorry. Anything but that.
SIGN    Don't try and second-guess your orders next time.
SIGN    Report.
[18:52] Kogou
    Everything's good.
SIGN    All right, 7th Corps, report.
[19:00] Bloe
    Bro, I just don't buy this.
[19:04] Bloe
    You're the one who kept demonkind
    functional this long,
[19:07] Bloe
    so why's this chick from
    who-knows-where the Demon Lord?
[19:10] Bloe
    What sense does that make?!
SIGN    Bloe...
[19:12] Bloe
    What's gotten into you, man?
[19:13] Bloe
    Why are you her underling?
[19:16] Bloe
    I sure as hell don't see what
    she's done to earn your loyalty!
[19:19] Darad
    You wretch...
SIGN    Darad.
[19:21] Darad
    There's a limit to the disrespect
    you can show the Demon Lord.
[19:25] Darad
    It doesn't matter who they are, we demons
    obey the Demon Lord. It's natural providence.
[19:29] Darad
    Have you forgotten that?
[19:31] Bloe
    What the hell do I care?
[19:32] Darad
    The Demon Lord has grave concerns
    far beyond what we can comprehend!
[19:37] Bloe
    You think I'm gonna jump at every command from
     someone, just because they're the Demon Lord?!
[19:41] Darad
    What?
[19:42] Blow
    A dumbass who can't even think for
    himself has got no right to lecture me!
[19:46] Darad
    Filth... on top of everything else,
    you'd insult my intelligence?!
[19:50] Darad
    You'll pay for that!
[19:51] Bloe
    Bring it on!
[19:52] Darad
    You wretched—
[19:56] Bloe
    M-My body...
[19:58] Darad
    Can't move...
[20:01] Ariel
    Sorry, guys.
[20:04] Ariel
    But could you stop fighting
    over stupid crap like this?
SIGN    The Demon Lord title doesn't justify her authority.
SIGN    It's the Demon Lord's power that gives the title its gravity.
[20:25] Ariel
    If you two wanna keep wasting our time...
[20:29] Ariel
    I can break out the Abyss Magic.
[20:32] Darad
    I'm terribly sorry.
SIGN    Let's hear the report from the 8th Corps.
[20:44] Wrath
    Smooth sailing on my end.
[20:47] Gülie
    The 9th Corps is in position to advance,
    as well. There should be no problems.
[20:54] White
    No problems with the 10th Corps.
[20:59] Ariel
    Sounds like everything is coming along!
[21:03] Ariel
    Well, I'd say we have a war to start!
[21:28] Ariel
    It's been a long time
    since we first met, huh?
[21:33] Gülie
    Yeah.
[21:34] Gülie
    At the time, I would've never imagined
    we'd end up in this kind of arrangement.
[21:39] Ariel
    Tell me about it.
[21:41] Ariel
    But we can't just sit back and
    be wiped out without a fight.
[21:47] Ariel
    The Hero's going to have to die...
[21:52] Ariel
    As bad as I might feel for Yamada-kun.
[21:55] Hyrince
    Julius! Something's going
    on with the demons.
[21:58] Julius
    Can we tell what they're after?
[22:01] Hyrince
    It'd make so much more sense
    to focus their forces.
[22:04] Hyrince
    But they're spread out all over the place.
[22:07] Hyrince
    It's safe to assume that
    something is about to happen.
[22:09] Hyrince
    Stay on your toes!
[22:10] Julius
    Right!
[22:14] Oriza
    Now, regarding the relationship
    between earth and fire dragons,
[22:17] Oriza
    there's still a lot that
    we don't understand.
[22:20] Oriza
    That said, new discoveries are—
SIGN    The conditions have been met.
     The title <Hero>
    has been acquired.
SIGN    Due to the effects of the <Hero> title,
     you have acquired the skills <Hero LV1>
     and <Holy Light Magic LV1>.
[22:30] Oriza
    Schlain-san?
[22:32] Oriza
    Is something wrong?
[22:32] Voice
    The conditions have been met.
    The title Hero has been acquired.
[22:33] Oriza
    Do you have a question?
[22:36] Sue
    Nii-sama?
[22:37] Voice
    Due to the effects of the Hero title,
[22:39] Katia
    Shun? What's the matter?
[22:40] Voice
    you have acquired the skills
    Hero Level 1 and Holy Light Magic Level 1.
[22:41] Katia
    You look so pale.
[22:45] Shun
    This doesn't make any sense.
[22:47] Shun
    There's only one person in the
    world with the Hero title.
[22:53] Shun
    I know that one Hero.
[22:56] Shun
    And that title... can't be relinquished
    once you have it.
[23:01] Shun
    Not while you're alive.
[23:03] Shun
    This can't be... it can't,
    it can't, it can't!
[23:06] Katia
    Shun?!
[23:07] Oriza
    Are you all right?
[23:09] Shun
    It's a lie, it's a lie!
[23:11] Shun
    It can't be, it can't be, this just can't
    be happening, it just can't, it can't!
[23:18] Shun
    Nii-sama!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Who Is This, Geezer?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E10 - Who Is This, Geezer?

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[00:08] K.Body
    What was up with that D chick, anyway?
SIGN    Body
[00:12] K
    If what she said about giving us Wisdom
    was true, that'd make her an administrator.
[00:17] (Flashback) D
    Yes. That was a little treat for you.
SIGN    Administrator D
[00:20] K.Magic 1
    If she's an administrator, and one of the
    things she has control over is skills...
[00:24] K.Magic 2
    She had to have done it for a reason.
[00:26] K.Magic 1
    Not to mention, did you notice
    how slick her Japanese was?
[00:31] K.Magic 2
    And that's not to mention the phone.
[00:33] K.Body
    This whole thing reeks of Japan!
[00:35] Both
    Yeah, exactly!
[00:37] K.Magic 1
    Maybe D is this world's connection to Earth?
[00:40] K.Magic 2
    Then she might know why we were
    reincarnated in this world!
[00:44] K.Body
    I doubt she'd ever tell us, though.
[00:46] K
    Put a sock in it!
[00:48] K
    I'm the one in charge of information, and here
     I am, trying to sort out this new intel,
[00:53] K
    which is not exactly easy with the three
    of you rifling through all the new facts!
[00:59] Trio
    Sorry...
[01:00] K
    But thanks to you guys and your rambling,
     I've figured one thing out.
[01:07] K
    And that is...
[01:09] Trio
    What is it?
[01:11] K
    Worrying about it isn't gonna help!
[01:13] Trio
    Urgh!
[01:14] K
    For now, we focus on what
    we can actually accomplish.
[01:17] K
    And that means getting out
    of the Middle Stratum!
[01:20] Trio
    Yay...
[01:22] K
    And I've decided what we're
    gonna spend skill points on.
[01:25] K
    Spatial Magic!
[01:28] K.Body
    That thing the man in black
    from before used, right?
[01:31] K
    Yeah. I'm betting it'll come in handy!
[01:34] K.Body
    If we have Spatial Magic, maybe we'll be
    able to warp straight to the Upper Stratum?
[01:37] K.Magic 2
    Well, why didn't you say something sooner?!
[01:40] K.Magic 1
    Now, hold on, transcribing spells with
    Spatial Magic is pretty advanced.
[01:44] K.Magic 1
    It's not gonna be that easy.
[01:48] K.Body
    Were we being too optimistic?
[01:50] K
    Like walking a half-hour to a park for a picnic,
    on a cloudy day, with no umbrella.
[01:54] K
    Wait, hang on.
[01:56] K
    That's... the route to the
    Upper Stratum, right?!
[02:02] K
    I didn't even need spatial magic!
[02:05] K
    It's time to move on up!
[02:08] All K
    Oh, yeah!
SIGN    Who Is This, Geezer?
[02:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:25] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:30] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[02:34] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[02:39] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[02:41] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[02:44] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[02:48] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[02:52] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[02:54] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[03:00] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[03:04] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[03:09] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[03:11] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[03:13] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[03:16] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[03:18] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[03:20] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:23] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[03:27] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:29] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:33] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[03:40] King
    You've received the Hero title.
[03:43] King
    You understand what this means,
     don't you, Schlain?
[03:49] Shun
    Yes.
[03:52] King
    Julius...
[04:12] Shun
    Leston-niisama...
[04:19] Shun
    Julius-niisama... he's...
[04:28] Cylis
    Father, I can understand your grief.
[04:32] Cylis
    But shouldn't we prioritize
    discussing what comes next?
[04:36] Leston
    Brother Cylis...
[04:38] Leston
    Could you be a little more considerate
    for how Father and Shun feel?
[04:42] King
    No.
[04:44] King
    Cylis is right.
[04:46] Leston
    Father...
[04:48] King
    Schlain receiving the Hero title
    means that Julius must be dead.
[04:55] King
    We should fulfill our obligations as the
    royal family before anything else.
[05:01] King
    But to think that the next Hero after
    Julius would again be from our kingdom...
[05:06] King
    And his own brother, in fact.
[05:10] King
    Surely it must be fate.
[05:12] King
    This information has not been
    shared with the citizenry,
[05:14] King
    but the demon army has begun its advance.
[05:19] Shun
    The demons...
[05:21] King
    It's likely Julius died
    in battle against them.
[05:27] (Flashback) Julius
    A peaceful world, where we
    can all be happy together.
[05:33] (Flashback) Julius
    That's the thing I'll pursue...
    Until the day I die.
[05:41] General
    Pardon me, sir.
[05:43] General
    I've brought news of the
    demon army's progress.
[05:49] Cylis
    Speak.
[05:51] General
    Of the eight fortresses attacked,
     half have fallen.
[05:54] General
    Among them, Fort Kusorion has
    been wiped out entirely.
[05:58] Leston
    Fort Kusorion?!
[06:00] King
    A fortress that massive has fallen?
[06:03] General
    Yes, sir. They were helpless when a
    Queen Taratect appeared from out of nowhere.
[06:12] King
    Julius would have been at Kusorion.
[06:18] General
    Julius-sama's whereabouts are unknown.
[06:23] General
    The other fortresses that held
    have suffered major casualties,
[06:26] General
    barely pushing back the demon forces.
[06:30] General
    The only exception is
    Master Ronandt's Fort Dazarro,
[06:34] General
    where they were able to slay the enemy
    commander and rout the demonic forces.
[06:38] King
    I see...
[06:40] Shun
    Master Ronandt...
[06:42] Shun
    He's been called the most powerful
    of all human mages, right?
[06:46] Leston
    Right. He taught Brother Julius magic, too.
[06:50] General
    The demon army has withdrawn
    for the time being.
[06:53] General
    That is all.
[06:55] King
    Good work.
[07:01] Cylis
    Father...
[07:05] King
    Julius's death and Schlain's status as the
    new Hero will be kept a secret, for now.
[07:13] King
    News of the Hero's death at a time like this
    will only make the people more anxious.
[07:20] King
    I'm sure news from the front
    will reveal his fate in time,
[07:24] King
    but until then, you are not
    to speak of this openly.
[07:27] Cylis
    Understood.
[07:29] Shun
    Father...
[07:31] Shun
    What should I do now?
[07:34] King
    As of today, you must leave the academy.
[07:38] King
    You'll need to prepare for the moment when
    you will be announced as the new Hero.
[07:43] King
    Do you understand?
[07:45] Shun
    Right.
[07:46] King
    I'm sure you're still upset now,
[07:49] King
    but in time you will follow in
    Julius' footsteps as the Hero,
[07:53] King
    which will mean taking to the battlefield
    as the hope of the human race.
[07:59] Shun
    Right...
[08:01] King
    You are free to go now.
[08:05] Leston
    Just rest for today.
[08:28] (Flashback) Julius
    I'll visit again once
    things settle down a bit.

[08:35] Shun
    Julius-niisama...
[08:47] Soldier
    The demon army is nowhere to be seen
    within ten kilometers in any direction.
[08:50] Knight
    Good. Have the 1st and
    2nd Squadrons remain on alert.
[08:54] Knight
    Make sure the rest of the men get some rest.
[08:56] Soldier
    Sir!
[08:58] Ronandt
    There are no demons in a
    30-kilometer radius, not just ten.
[09:04] Knight
    We've secured total victory, then.
[09:07] Ronandt
    There's nothing total about it.
[09:10] Ronandt
    We lost a tenth of our men.
[09:13] Knight
    We were spared any further casualties
    thanks to you, Ronandt-sama.
[09:18] Knight
    The other forts seem to
    have had far more losses.
[09:22] Ronandt
    Thanks to me, eh?
[09:27] Ronandt
    There's a limit to what humans
    are capable of, in the end.
[09:32] Ronandt
    Have you heard of the
    Nightmare of the Labyrinth?
[09:36] Knight
    The legendary monster?
[09:41] Ronandt
    This is a story from 15
    years ago, at this point...
[09:53] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Buirimus, can we take a bit of a break?
[09:57] (Flashback) Buirimus
    We just took one, sir.
[10:00] (Flashback) Ronandt
    That was a whole hour ago!
[10:04] (Flashback) Buirimus
    It was only an hour ago!
[10:06] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
[10:09] (Flashback) Buirimus
    What is it?
[10:09] (Flashback) Ronandt
    It's my right leg,
    the one I hurt yesterday...
[10:13] (Flashback) Buirimus
    I believe you said it was
    your left leg yesterday.
[10:20] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Come along, now.
[10:23] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Do we really need to hurry like this?
[10:26] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Are you really in that much of a rush to
    get home to see that new baby of yours?
[10:32] (Flashback) Buirimus
    That has nothing to do with it.
[10:33] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Oh, of course, you'd want to
    see your lovely wife, too!
[10:36] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama!
[10:37] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Now, now, settle down.
[10:39] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Could you please be a little more cautious?!
[10:42] (Flashback) Buirimus
    We aren't here just for
    the sake of scouting!
[10:46] (Flashback) Buirimus
    A large number of the monsters
    native to the Great Elroe Labyrinth
[10:51] (Flashback) Buirimus
    have fled their habitat for the exit,
    making things more dangerous in the land.
[10:56] (Flashback) Buirimus
    The cause is believed to be
[10:58] (Flashback) Buirimus
    a spider monster that several
    adventuring parties have mentioned.
[11:02] (Flashback) Buirimus
    It's threat level is thought to be A,
    maybe even S, the most dangerous classification.
[11:06] (Flashback) Ronandt
    I understand all that, I assure you.
[11:09] (Flashback) Ronandt
    And we're here to exterminate it, right?
[11:12] (Flashback) Ronandt
    You're in good hands with me here.
[11:15] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Consider yourself taken care of!
[11:18] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama...
[11:20] (Flashback) Ronandt
    So how about that break?
[11:23] (Flashback) Buirimus
    No, sir!
[11:28] (Flashback) Ronandt
    You're no fun.
[11:33] (Flashback) Ronandt
    And you're sure the sightings of the
    spider monster are from around here?
[11:38] (Flashback) Buirimus
    That should be the case.
[11:41] (Flashback) Buirimus
    It may have set up its nest elsewhere.
[11:43] (Flashback) Guide
    There's a path that leads to
    the Middle Stratum up ahead.
[11:46] (Flashback) Guide
    It might've moved into that area.
[11:48] (Flashback) Buirimus
    The Middle Stratum?
[11:50] (Flashback) Buirimus
    A spider monster should be weak to fire.
[11:53] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Is that really a possibility?
[11:55] (Flashback) Buirimus
    What's wrong?!
[11:57] (Flashback) Scout Team
    I-I'm not sure!
[11:58] (Flashback) Scout Team
    I was trying to walk when I got... stuck!
[12:02] (Flashback) Buirimus
    What?!
[12:02] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Wait!
[12:05] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Cast some light and look closely.
[12:10] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Threads?
[12:16] (Flashback) Ronandt
    We may have struck gold here.
[12:23] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Damn it!
[12:25] (Flashback) Ronandt
    They can't be cut?
[12:27] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Very well, let's burn them!
[12:29] (Flashback) Ronandt
    This might get a bit hot,
    but try not to move.
[12:32] (Flashback) Scout Team
    Uh, right.
[12:33] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Wait a minute!
[12:39] (Flashback) Ronandt
    It's not burning very easily.
[12:40] (Flashback) Ronandt
    I'll increase the firepower!
[12:49] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Oh, dear, I might have gone a bit overboard.
[12:52] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Show a little restraint, please!
[12:55] (Flashback) Ronandt
    We've really done it now.
[12:57] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Right. Whoever's home this was,
    they're bound to be furious now.
[13:02] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Considering all the flame,
[13:05] (Flashback) Ronandt
    no response means it's either abandoned
    this nest, or is elsewhere at the moment.
[13:14] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Did a monster make this?
[13:17] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Could a monster really have made this?
[13:20] (Flashback) Guide
    This is the route that leads
    to the Middle Stratum.
[13:32] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Buirimus...
[13:35] (Flashback) Ronandt
    The master of the house has returned.
[13:43] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Th-This thing?
[13:46] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Inconceivable...
[13:49] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Just what is this thing?
[13:51] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama?
[13:53] (Flashback) Ronandt
    This monster...
[13:55] (Flashback) Ronandt
    It's hasn't even begun to attack,
[13:56] (Flashback) Ronandt
    but has already activated a number
    of skills simultaneously!
[14:01] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Inconceivable!
[14:12] (Flashback) Buirimus
    It just blocked our escape!
[14:19] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama?! Are you all right?
[14:26] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Was that...
[14:28] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Appraisal?
[14:29] (Flashback) Ronandt
    That can't be... Is this
    monster appraising us?!
SIGN    <Zoa Ele>
[14:35] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Zoa Ele?
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV19 Name: No Name>
[14:42] (Flashback) Ronandt
    These overwhelming stats...
[14:45] (Flashback) Ronandt
    And its countless number of skills!
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV19 Name: No Name>
SIGN    Offense: 682 Defense: 730
    Magic Power: 4682 Resistance: 4762 Speed: 3079
    
    Skills:
    "HP Auto-Recovery LV7" "Height of Occultism" "SP Auto-Recovery LV6" "SP Lessened Consumption LV7" "Destruction Enhancement LV3" "Dragon Power LV1"
    "Cutting Enhancement LV3" "Poison Enhancement LV7" "Magic Warfare LV4" "Energy Conferment LV2" "Poison Synthesis LV10"
    "Deadly Poison Attack LV3" "Rot Attack LV2" "Heresy Attack LV1" "Medicine Synthesis LV5" "Threadsmanship LV4" "Utility Thread LV2"
    "Thread Control LV8" "Throw LV7" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV1" "Stealth LV9" "Silence LV5" "Concentration LV10" "Thought Acceleration LV7"
    "Foresight LV7" "Parallel Minds LV2" "High-Speed Processing LV3" "Intimidation LV1" "Taboo LV9" "Sturdy LV4" "Skanda LV4" "Demon Lord LV1"
    "Evasion LV10" "Hit LV10" "Probability Correction LV1" "Heretic Magic LV6" "Shadow Magic LV10" "Divinity Expansion LV5"
    "Dark Magic LV10" "Black Magic LV3" "Poison Magic LV10" "Healing Magic LV5" "Spatial Magic LV9" "Darkness Resistance LV2"
    "Abyss Magic LV5" "Destruction Resistance LV3" "Impact Resistance LV3" "Cutting Resistance LV3" "Fire Resistance LV4" "Deadly Poison Resistance LV2"
    "Paralysis Resistance LV5" "Petrification Resistance LV3" "Acid Resistance LV4" "Rot Resistance LV4" "Pain Mitigation LV7" "Vision Enhancement LV10"
    "Faint Resistance LV3" "Fear Resistance LV8" "Pain Nullification" "Cursed Evil Eye LV1" "Inert Evil Eye LV1" "Heavy Evil Eye LV1"
    "Clairvoyance LV1" "Night Vision LV10" "Vision Expansion LV3" "Taste Enhancement LV7" "Tactile Enhancement LV8" "Celestial Power" "Satiation LV3"
    "Auditory Enhancement LV9" "Olfactory Enhancement LV7" "Ultimate Life LV1" "Instant Body LV1" "Endurance LV1" "Herculean Strength LV4" "Perseverance"
    "Heresy Nullification" "Pride" "Wisdom" "Conviction" "Hades" "n%I=W"
SIGN    Skill Points: 300
    Titles:
    "Foul Feeder" "Kin Eater" "Monster Slayer" "Poison Technique User" "Thread User" "Merciless" "Monster Slaughterer" "Ruler of Pride"
    "Ruler of Perseverance" "Ruler of Wisdom" "Wyrm Slayer" "Harbinger of Fear" "Dragon Slayer"
SIGN    "Height of Occultism"
[14:48] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Remarkable! Height of Occultism?!
[14:51] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama, get a grip!
[14:54] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Magnificent... This creature is magnificent!
[15:00] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Wh-What the...
SIGN    <Appraisal was blocked.>
[15:03] (Flashback) Ronandt
    It can interfere with Appraisals?!
[15:05] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama!
[15:06] (Flashback) Ronandt
    I'm sure of it! This is the source
    of the changes in the labyrinth!
[15:11] (Flashback) Ronandt
    They fled from its power!
[15:15] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Pull back! Retreat!
[15:22] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Don't!
[15:26] (Flashback) Ronandt
    I... I don't even know what happened!
[15:30] (Flashback) Ronandt
    It has wisdom... power that
    I could never dream of!
[15:33] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Let go of me! I need to get a
    closer look at its power—
[15:37] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama!
[15:42] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Come to your senses! We're going
    to be annihilated if you don't!
[15:46] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Forgive me... I'm fine now.
[15:51] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Even if we try to flee,
    with it blocking the path out...
[15:55] (Flashback) Ronandt
    I doubt we can expect it to
    simply step aside and let us pass.
[15:59] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Which means our only path out of
    here is with group teleportation!
[16:03] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Understood.
[16:05] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Defend Ronandt-sama!
[16:09] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Focus on transcribing the group
    teleportation spell, Ronandt-sama.
[16:12] (Flashback) Buirimus
    We'll buy you the time you need!
[16:16] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Kirekock!
[16:18] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Rock Turtle!
[16:21] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Feveroot!
[16:24] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Suiten!
[16:27] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama, these monsters are powerful,
    but I don't know how effective they'll be!
[16:32] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Prepare the teleportation
    as quickly as you can!
[16:37] (Flashback) Buirimus
    D-Damn it, again?!
[16:39] (Flashback) Buirimus
    It's a spider monster,
     so are these poison attacks?!
[16:41] (Flashback) Buirimus
    But it's impossible to tell!
[16:44] (Flashback) ---
    Go!
[16:46] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Kirekock!
[16:57] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Suiten!
[17:03] (Flashback) Buirimus
    It's not over yet!
[17:07] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Feveroot!
[17:11] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Good! If it can get behind it—
[17:20] (Flashback) Buirimus
    What?! What just happened?!
[17:21] (Flashback) Troops
    Run for it!
[17:28] (Flashback) Buirimus
    That's the same wind magic
    the Kirekock was using!
[17:31] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Impossible... it was able to transcribe the
    magic from scratch, without using a skill?!
[17:39] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Rock Turtle!
[17:42] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Rock Turtle, what's wrong?!
[17:45] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Wh-What?
[18:03] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Just a bit longer...
[18:12] (Flashback) Ronandt
    This is a complete disaster.
[18:14] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama, please save yourself!
[18:17] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Don't be a fool! You're coming, too!
[18:24] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Ronandt-sama!
[18:51] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    Ronandt-sama?!
[18:52] (Flashback) Soldier 2
    B-Buirimus-sama!
[18:54] (Flashback) Ronandt
    He may yet live!
[18:56] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Call someone who can use healing magic now!
[18:59] (Flashback) Soldier 2
    Yes, sir!
[19:03] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    What happened to the scouting party?
[19:05] (Flashback) Ronandt
    All dead.
[19:11] (Flashback) Buirimus
    R-Ronandt-sama...
[19:15] (Flashback) Ronandt
    Hold strong! You wanted to
    see your child, didn't you?
[19:20] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Thank you so much.
[19:23] (Flashback) Buirimus
    Because of you... I survived.
[19:37] Ronandt
    So much for the strongest
    sorcerer of the human race.
[19:42] Ronandt
    I was powerless.
[19:44] Knight
    Ronandt-sama...
[19:46] Ronandt
    There are forces in this world far beyond
    what humanity is capable of contending with.
[19:54] Ronandt
    And something is on the horizon.
[19:58] Ronandt
    The Nightmare of the Labyrinth...
[20:00] Ronandt
    The fact that another spider monster,
    a Queen Taratect, appeared at Fort Kusorion...
[20:09] Ronandt
    The Nightmare may be involved.
[20:21] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[20:25] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[20:27] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[20:27] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[20:28] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[20:29] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[20:29] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[20:30] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[20:32] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[20:32] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[20:33] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[20:34] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[20:34] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[20:35] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[20:37] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[20:39] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[20:42] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[20:44] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[20:47] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[20:48] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[20:49] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[20:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[20:54] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[20:56] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[21:04] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[21:12] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[21:13] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[21:15] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[21:16] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[21:18] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[21:19] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[21:21] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[21:22] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[21:23] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[21:25] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[21:27] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[21:30] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[21:32] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[21:40] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
[21:49] K
    I am pissed!
[21:50] K
    I am so pissed off!
[21:52] K
    What the hell?!
[21:53] K
    What the hell was that?! Unbelievable!
[21:55] Trio
    We're fuming!
[21:56] K
    I step out for one second to get
    some food and my house gets invaded,
[22:02] K
    not to mention torched!
[22:03] K
    And on top of that, they attack
    me when I try to chew them out!
[22:07] K
    It's like they went from being
    sneak thieves to trying to mug me!
[22:10] Trio
    Tell me about it!
[22:12] K
    That makes what I did self-defense, doesn't it?!
[22:15] Trio
    It sure does!
[22:17] K
    Well, I did mark those guys
    who managed to escape.
[22:21] K.Body
    Marked 'em, you say?!
[22:24] K
    Just one of the things
    that Wisdom lets me do.
[22:26] Trio
    Damn, Wisdom!
[22:28] K
    Well, now I should be able to figure out the
    exit to the Labyrinth if I just wait a bit!
SIGN    <<Experience threshold reached.
    You are now Level 20.>>
    
     <<All core stats have increased.>>
    
     <<Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.>>
     <<Skill: Faint Resistance is now Level 4.>>
     <<You obtained skill points.>>
    
     <<The conditions have met.
     Zoe Ele can now evolve into Ede Saine.>>
[22:32] Voice/Sign
    Experience threshold reached.
    You are now level 20.
[22:37] K
    Oh, yeah! I'm the best! I'm the best!
[22:38] Voice/Sign
    All core stats have increased.
[22:41] Voice/Sign
    Proficiency-based skill
    level up bonus acquired.
[22:45] Voice/Sign
    Skill: Faint Resistance is now level 4.
[22:49] Voice/Sign
    You obtained skill points.
[22:52] Voice/Sign
    The conditions have been met. Zoe Ele
    can now evolve into Ede Saine.
[23:00] K
    Ede Saine?
[23:02] Trio
    Ede Saine?
[23:03] K
    Pipe down, you!
[23:05] Trio
    Eh, that's fine-eh.
[23:06] K
    That was pretty good!
SIGN    Ede Saine Evolution Requirements: Zoa Ele, LV20.
     Explanation: Known and feared
     as the embodiment of death itself.
    A spider-type monster with
    extremely high combat and stealth capability.
[23:09] K
    "Death given form"?
[23:12] K
    Well, that is very Demon Lordy.
[23:15] Trio
    Are we doing this?
[23:17] K
    You bet we are!
[23:18] K
    Ede Saine, commence evolution!
SIGN    Skill <Taboo> is now LV10.
[23:23] Sign/Voice
    Skill: Taboo is now Level 10.
[23:26] K
    Crap... I maxed... out Taboo. Urgh...
SIGN    Now installing information.
[23:33] Sign/Voice
    Now installing information.
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Next Time, Is the Big Battle?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E11 - Next Time, Is the Big Battle?

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SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Taboo Menu
     • System Summary • Itemized Systems Explanation
     • Update History • Point Index • Reincarnation History
     • Special Category n%I=W
     System Summary
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Humanity discovers MA Energy
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Lifespan of the planet
    increasingly diminished
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Dragons, furious at loss, attack humanity
    The Goddess Sariel
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Countdown to oblivion
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Sacrificed to revive the world
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Administrator Güliedistodiez
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    System Implemented
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Sariel's Wish
     and The Goddess's Life Support
[00:19] Voice
    Install complete.
[00:25] K
    Up we go...
[00:31] K
    Unbelievable.
SIGN    Next Time, Is the Big Battle?
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[00:57] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[01:18] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[01:35] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[01:42] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:51] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:53] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:57] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:26] Shun
    Huh? Fei?
[02:29] Fei
    Honestly...
[02:30] Shun
    Sorry! Sorry about that.
[02:34] Fei
    It's been a month since
    you left school, huh?
[02:38] Shun
    Yeah, I guess.
[02:40] Fei
    Looks like the truth still hasn't
    gotten out about your brother.
[02:46] Fei
    It sounds like his party managed to
    do a lot of damage to the demon army.
[02:49] Fei
    Maybe they'll back off for a while.
[02:53] Fei
    Hyrince-san should be back soon, right?
[02:57] Fei
    He's the only surviving
    member of the Hero's party,
[03:00] Fei
    so he should be able to tell you what
    exactly happened to your brother,
[03:04] Fei
    and who we're dealing with.
[03:07] Fei
    Since you're going to have to
    fight them as the Hero...
[03:12] Shun
    As the Hero, huh?
[03:14] Fei
    What's wrong?
[03:16] Shun
    I'm pretty nervous about following
    in Julius-niisama's footsteps.
[03:20] Shun
    It's going to be different.
[03:22] Shun
    I won't have Sue or Katia
    to help me fight anymore.
[03:25] Shun
    Although Yuri's been named
    the Saint, so she might join me.
[03:33] Fei
    Listen...
[03:35] Fei
    Why don't we forge a pact?
[03:38] Fei
    Don't "eh" me.
[03:40] Fei
    Being able to summon me whenever
    would be pretty handy, right?
[03:47] Shun
    But I like us being equals.
[03:50] Shun
    Plus, if we make a pact, I'd be able to
    force you to do things against your will.
[03:55] Shun
    Doesn't that bother you?
[03:57] Fei
    I can't picture you doing that unless
    something crazy happened, anyway.
[04:00] Shun
    You can't?
[04:01] Shun
    But still...
[04:03] Fei
    If you're ever in danger,
    you can call on me.
[04:07] Fei
    That should help a little bit
    with the anxiety, right?
[04:12] Shun
    Thanks.
[04:14] Fei
    Well, how's this even work, anyway?
[04:19] Shun
    Give me your hand, Fei.
[04:22] Fei
    Like this?
[04:37] Shun
    Okay. That's our pact forged.
[04:40] Fei
    That's really it?
[04:43] Fei
    Way easier than I figured.
[04:46] Shun
    It's pretty easy to forge a pact,
    but getting rid of one is a different story.
[04:50] Fei
    Huh, really—
[04:53] Shun
    Fei?
[04:54] Fei
    Wh-What is this?!
[05:03] Shun
    Fei?
SIGN    <Now Evolving>
[05:08] Shun
    Evolving?
[05:11] K
    I feel like total crap.
[05:13] K
    And I know the exact cause.
SIGN    Taboo LV10
SIGN    Taboo
[05:18] K
    Taboo... yeah, this is definitely taboo
    knowledge for anyone who lives in this world.
[05:25] K
    If they only knew.
[05:28] K
    Once Taboo hit level 10, a huge amount
    of information flowed into my brain.
[05:34] K
    About where this world came from,
    stuff that happened in the past...
[05:37] K
    The secrets behind skills and stats...
[05:40] K
    So much that I'm having trouble
    wrapping my head around it all.
[05:45] K
    Information Brain's been trying to organize
    it all and figure out what it means.
[05:51] K
    But there is one thing that I do understand.
[05:56] K
    And that's the fact that if nothing
    changes, this world is totally doomed.
[06:07] K
    And now that I know the truth,
    this changes everything!
[06:11] K
    I've gotta figure out how to stop it!
[06:12] K.Body
    Yeah, that's right!
[06:14] K.Magic
    I have no intention of going down
    with a world headed for destruction!
[06:17] K.Magic 2
    I hate the idea of no more yummy food!
[06:20] K
    I'm guessing the main thing to do would be
    to work on my skills, and get stronger.
[06:25] K.Body
    Getting stronger is great and all,
    but can it really save the world?
SIGN    Body
[06:30] K.Body
    When even the administrators
    can't seem to do it?
[06:32] K
    I don't know.
[06:34] K
    But right now, the only real option
    we have is getting stronger.
[06:38] K
    There's no other way.
[06:39] K
    Without power, we're going to be
    helpless no matter what happens!
[06:42] K.Magic 1
    True.
[06:44] K
    In this world, you get stronger
    by beating your enemies.
[06:47] K
    Which means our next target...
[06:52] K
    is Araba the Earth Dragon!
[06:57] K
    Oh, quit freaking out!
[07:00] K.Body
    You wanna take on that beast?!
     Are you nuts?!
[07:03] K.Magics
    Yeah, tell her!
[07:04] K
    You dumbasses!
[07:07] K.Body
    What was that for?!
[07:10] K
    Do you think I wanted to hit you just now?!
[07:14] K.Body
    What are you talking about?
[07:16] K
    How long are we gonna
    pretend nothing happened?!
[07:19] K
    Don't you wanna get over this PTSD?!
[07:22] K.Magic
    Well, that'd be great, yeah!
[07:25] K.Magic
    But they call it "trauma" because
    it's hard to get over!
[07:28] K.Magic
    Right?
[07:29] K.Magic2
    Right!
[07:31] K
    Okay, listen up, everyme.
[07:34] K
    If we can't get over a bit of trauma...
[07:38] K
    How in the hell are we gonna
    save the damn world?!
[07:47] K
    Looks like you get it now.
[07:49] K
    Which means there's one thing to do...
[07:53] K
    Kick Araba's ass!
[07:55] Trio
    Yeah!
[07:57] K
    And that being the case, first,
    we need to scope him out!
[07:59] Trio
    Yeah...
[08:01] K
    Quit being so scared!
[08:03] K
    Let's go!
SIGN    Teleport
[08:05] K
    Here we are again, in the Lower Stratum!
[08:13] K
    What is that?
[08:14] K
    It's not Araba...
[08:17] K
    So huge!
SIGN    <Elroe Baraggish LV25>
SIGN    Stats
SIGN    Offense: 3875 Defense: 3821 Magic Power: 2999
     Resistance: 3295 Speed: 3827
     Skills
     "Imperial Scales LV7" "HP Rapid Recovery LV4" "MP Rapid Recovery LV3" "MP Minimized Consumption LV3" "Magic Power Perception LV7" "Evasion LV10"
     "Magic Power Operation LV7" "SP Rapid Recovery LV4" "SP Minimized Consumption LV4" "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV8" "Acid Super-Enhancement LV7"
     "Heavy Super-Enhancement LV6" "Destruction Enhancement LV9" "Piercing Super-Enhancement LV4" "Impact Super-Enhancement LV10" "Shock Super-Enhancement LV10" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV1"
     "Magic Attack LV7" "Deadly Poison Attack LV10" "Paralysis Attack LV6" "Strong Acid Attack LV8" "Heavy Attack LV8" "Herculean Strength LV8"
     "Stealth LV10" "Camouflage LV8" "Silence LV10" "Odorless LV7" "Hit LV10" "Probability Correction LV5" "Danger Perception LV10"
     "Presence Perception LV8" "Heat Perception LV8" "Heavy Magic LV5" "Shadow Magic LV4" "Destruction Resistance LV6" "Ultimate Movement LV2"
     "Cutting Resistance LV9" "Piercing Resistance LV8" "Impact Resistance LV9" "Shock Resistance LV5" "Earth Resistance LV7" "Dark Resistance LV1"
     "Status Condition Super-Resistance LV9" "Rot Resistance LV4" "Pain Nullification" "Pain Mitigation LV9" "Vision Enhancement LV9" "Night Vision LV10"
     "Vision Expansion LV7" "Auditory Enhancement LV5" "Olfactory Enhancement LV4" "Tactile Enhancement LV3" "Longevity LV9" "Magic Hoard LV1" "Fortune LV1"
     "Sturdy LV9" "Monk LV1" "Talisman LV8" "Skanda LV3"
     Skill Points: 37000
     Titles: "Monster Slayer" "Assassin" "Monster Slaughterer" "Champion"
[08:21] K
    Not just huge, but its stats are brutal, too!
[08:25] K
    I'm dead if I mess with this thing.
[08:28] K
    Pardon moi...
[08:40] K
    I guess there are other monsters crazier
    than anything I imagined down here.
[08:45] K
    I'll have to spy on Araba some other day.
[08:51] K
    What was that just now?
[08:54] K
    It came from the direction the snake went.
SIGN    Telescopic Sight
[09:18] K
    Some kind of gravity magic?
[09:38] K
    From that point on, you couldn't
    even call it a fight.
[09:42] K
    A giant snake that I thought
    had overwhelming strength...
[09:46] K
    was dominated through the power of
    far more overwhelming violence.
[09:52] K
    As I saw a spectacle of
    gore unfold before me,
[09:55] K
    I realized that I thought
    it was beautiful.
[10:01] K
    In this moment, I am admiring
    this dragon's power.
[10:24] K
    That thing...
[10:26] K
    Is what I'm trying to overcome.
[10:29] K
    The Earth Dragon... Araba.
[10:45] Hyrince
    Looks like I've kept you waiting.
[10:48] Shun
    Not at all. It's good to see
    you again, Hyrince-san.
[10:54] Hyrince
    Shun... I'm so sorry!
[11:01] Hyrince
    The truth is, Julius should
    still be alive, not me!
[11:07] Shun
    What do you mean?
[11:14] Shun
    What is that?
[11:16] Hyrince
    This is a phoenix feather.
[11:19] Hyrince
    It allows the person who holds it to
    revive after being killed, but only once.
[11:23] Hyrince
    It was supposed to be carried
    by the Hero, Julius...
[11:28] Hyrince
    But he said that I should carry it,
[11:31] Hyrince
    since I was the one handling defense...
     and so he gave it to me.
[11:35] Shun
    Then you mean...
[11:38] Hyrince
    That feather's the reason I'm alive.
[11:42] Hyrince
    Even though your brother should
    have survived instead!
[11:48] Shun
    You don't need to apologize, Hyrince-san.
[11:52] Shun
    He made you carry it, didn't he?
[11:58] Shun
    Probably saying something like,
     "I'm not going to die, so it's fine."
[12:04] Hyrince
    You really do know your brother.
[12:06] Shun
    Please... tell me how it happened.
[12:14] Hyrince
    Julius had struck down the enemy commander,
[12:17] Hyrince
    and then, as we were calling
    for their surrender...
[12:20] Hyrince
    She appeared out of nowhere.
[12:26] Hyrince
    She was.... all white. I don't
    know how else to describe her.
[12:40] Hyrince
    My memory picks up later...
[12:44] Hyrince
    I found myself collapsed on the ground.
[12:49] Hyrince
    From what I could tell, I hadn't
    been unconscious for long.
[12:55] Hyrince
    But it was long enough for everything
    to have come to an end.
[13:07] Shun
    That's his...
[13:10] Hyrince
    I can only think of one thing
    that explains what happened.
[13:14] Hyrince
    A Rot Attack.
[13:17] Shun
    A Rot Attack?
[13:19] Hyrince
    Yeah.
[13:20] Hyrince
    Its element is Destruction,
    said to be the element of death.
[13:24] Hyrince
    Anything struck by it is killed
    and turned to dust.
[13:30] Shun
    That's terrible.
[13:33] Hyrince
    I'm sorry. It was all I could bring back.
[13:37] Shun
    No. Thank you...
[13:40] Shun
    So much!
[13:44] (Flashback) Julius
    It's nice to meet you.
[13:46] (Flashback) Julius
    I'm your big brother, Julius.
[13:50] (Flashback) Julius
    I know it doesn't seem
    like it, but I'm a Hero!
[13:54] (Flashback) Julius
    Schlain, I heard you've got a
    girlfriend who's a duke's daughter?
[13:58] (Flashback) Julius
    And you're calling each other by nicknames?
[14:01] (Flashback) Julius
    Is it all right if I call you
    Shun from now on, too?
[14:04] (Flashback) Julius
    The Hero is the hope of the human race.
[14:07] (Flashback) Julius
    So I can't ever lose.
[14:10] (Flashback) Julius
    No matter what happens.
[14:12] (Flashback) Julius
    The important thing is the goal.
[14:15] (Flashback) Julius
    A peaceful world, where we
    can all be happy together.
[14:18] (Flashback) Julius
    That's the thing I'll pursue...
[14:22] (Flashback) Julius
    Until the day I die.
[14:25] Shun
    I'll never be as great a Hero
    as my brother Julius.
[14:31] Shun
    But... his dream...
[14:35] Shun
    I want to inherit it!
[14:38] Hyrince
    Shun... no, Schlain, the Hero...
[14:42] Hyrince
    I wasn't able to protect Julius,
    so please, let me protect you.
[14:49] Shun
    It'd be an honor to have you with me.
[14:54] Shun
    I'll probably just be an imitation of
    my brother, and not a proper Hero.
[14:59] Shun
    But I don't care. If that's what I need
    to do to be a Hero, then I'll do it!
[15:07] K
    I'm grinding levels down here!
[15:15] K
    I can't beat Araba as things stand!
[15:17] K
    So I'll level up and come up with a plan!
[15:22] K
    Annihilating Evil Eye!
[15:32] K
    I kinda suspected as much, but this
    Annihilating Evil Eye is a suicide attack!
SIGN    Rot
[15:37] K
    When I evolved, I got the
    Annihilating Evil Eye,
[15:40] K
    which is like that Rot Attack I have.
SIGN    Rot Attack
[15:42] K
    I'm gonna have to be careful with it.
[15:46] K
    It'll make a good last-ditch attack, but...
SIGN    Rot
[15:52] K
    A little Healing Magic...
[15:56] K
    Okay.
[15:57] K
    Off we go to level up some more.
SIGN    <Earth Dragon Gehre LV24>
    Stats
SIGN    Offense: 3438 Defense: 3874 Magic Power:1343
     Resistance: 3395 Speed: 4122
     Skills
    "Earth Dragon LV2" "Imperial Scales LV6" "Hard Armor LV2"
    "Steel Body LV2" "HP Rapid Recovery LV3" "MP Rapid Recovery LV1"
    "MP Lessened Consumption LV1" "Magic Power Perception LV3"
    "Magic Power Operation LV3" "SP Rapid Recovery LV3"
    "SP Minimized Consumption LV8" "Terrain Enhancement LV8"
    "Destruction Enhancement LV9" "Cutting Super-Enhancement LV9"
    "Piercing Super-Enhancement LV4" "Impact Super-Enhancement LV8"
    "Terrain Attack LV8" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV5" "Hit LV10"
     "Evasion LV10" "Probability Correction LV7" "Danger Perception LV10"
    "Presence Perception LV8" "Heat Perception LV7" "Motion Perception LV8"
    "Earth Magic LV2" "Destruction Resistance LV4" "Cutting Resistance LV8"
    "Piercing Resistance LV8" "Shock Resistance LV5" "Terrain Nullification"
    "Lightning Resistance LV3" "Status Condition Super-Resistance LV3"
     "Rot Resistance LV1" "Pain Nullification" "Pain Mitigation LV7"
    "Vision Enhancement LV7" "Night Vision LV10" "Vision Expansion LV5"
    "Auditory Enhancement LV5" "Olfactory Enhancement LV4"
    "Tactile Enhancement LV3" "Longevity LV9" "Magic Hoard LV1"
    "Ultimate Movement LV2" "Fortune LV1" "Herculean Strength LV8"
    "Sturdy LV9" "Monk LV1" "Talisman LV8" "Skanda LV3"
    Skill Points: 31000
     Titles: "Monster Slayer" "Monster Slaughterer" "Dragon" "Champion"
SIGN    Earth Dragon Kagna LV26
     Stats
SIGN    Offense: 3989 Defense: 4333 Magic Power: 1837
     Resistance: 4005 Speed: 1225
     Skills
     "Earth Dragon LV2" "Imperial Scales LV9" "Hard Armor LV8" "Steel Body LV8"
    "HP Rapid Recovery LV6" "MP Rapid Recovery LV2" "MP Lessened Consumption LV2"
    "SP Rapid Recovery LV1"
    "SP Minimized Consumption LV1" "Terrain Enhancement LV8"
    "Destruction Enhancement LV8" "Piercing Enhancement LV6" "Magic Power Operation LV3"
    "Impact Super-Enhancement LV5" "Magic Power Attack LV1" "Terrain Attack LV9"
    "Hit LV3" "Danger Perception LV10" "Heat Perception LV6" "Magic Hoard LV3"
    "Earth Magic LV2" "Destruction Resistance LV9" "Cutting Super-Resistance LV2"
    "Piercing Super-Resistance LV3" "Impact Super-Resistance LV6" "Instant Body"
    "Shock Super-Resistance LV4" "Terrain Nullification" "Fire Resistance LV3"
    "Lightning Resistance LV7" "Water Resistance LV3" "Wind Resistance LV5"
    "Endurance LV1" "Heavy Resistance LV2" "Status Condition Supper-Resistance LV8"
    "Rot Resistance LV3" "Pain Nullification" "Pain Super-Mitigation LV3"
    "Magic Power Perception LV3" "Vision Enhancement LV3" "Night Vision LV10"
    "Vision Expansion LV4" "Auditory Enhancement LV1" "Ultimate Life LV2"
    "Acceleration LV1" "Herculean Strength LV9" "Stronghold LV2"
    "Monk LV2" "Sanctum LV1"
     Skill Points: 31200
    Titles
     "Monster Slayer" "Monster Slaughterer" "Dragon" "Champion"
[16:06] K
    Wait, Earth Dragons?! And two of them?!
SIGN    Offense: 3438 Defense: 3874 Magic Power:1343
     Resistance: 3395 Speed: 4122
     Skills
    "Earth Dragon LV2" "Imperial Scales LV6" "Hard Armor LV2"
    "Steel Body LV2" "HP Rapid Recovery LV3" "MP Rapid Recovery LV1"
    "MP Lessened Consumption LV1" "Magic Power Perception LV3"
    "Magic Power Operation LV3" "SP Rapid Recovery LV3"
    "SP Minimized Consumption LV8" "Terrain Enhancement LV8"
    "Destruction Enhancement LV9" "Cutting Super-Enhancement LV9"
    "Piercing Super-Enhancement LV4" "Impact Super-Enhancement LV8"
    "Terrain Attack LV8" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV5" "Hit LV10"
     "Evasion LV10" "Probability Correction LV7" "Danger Perception LV10"
    "Presence Perception LV8" "Heat Perception LV7" "Motion Perception LV8"
    "Earth Magic LV2" "Destruction Resistance LV4" "Cutting Resistance LV8"
    "Piercing Resistance LV8" "Shock Resistance LV5" "Terrain Nullification"
    "Lightning Resistance LV3" "Status Condition Super-Resistance LV3"
     "Rot Resistance LV1" "Pain Nullification" "Pain Mitigation LV7"
    "Vision Enhancement LV7" "Night Vision LV10" "Vision Expansion LV5"
    "Auditory Enhancement LV5" "Olfactory Enhancement LV4"
    "Tactile Enhancement LV3" "Longevity LV9" "Magic Hoard LV1"
    "Ultimate Movement LV2" "Fortune LV1" "Herculean Strength LV8"
    "Sturdy LV9" "Monk LV1" "Talisman LV8" "Skanda LV3"
    Skill Points: 31000
SIGN    Offense: 3989 Defense: 4333 Magic Power: 1837
     Resistance: 4005 Speed: 1225
     Skills
     "Earth Dragon LV2" "Imperial Scales LV9" "Hard Armor LV8" "Steel Body LV8"
    "HP Rapid Recovery LV6" "MP Rapid Recovery LV2" "MP Lessened Consumption LV2"
    "SP Rapid Recovery LV1"
    "SP Minimized Consumption LV1" "Terrain Enhancement LV8"
    "Destruction Enhancement LV8" "Piercing Enhancement LV6" "Magic Power Operation LV3"
    "Impact Super-Enhancement LV5" "Magic Power Attack LV1" "Terrain Attack LV9"
    "Hit LV3" "Danger Perception LV10" "Heat Perception LV6" "Magic Hoard LV3"
    "Earth Magic LV2" "Destruction Resistance LV9" "Cutting Super-Resistance LV2"
    "Piercing Super-Resistance LV3" "Impact Super-Resistance LV6" "Instant Body"
    "Shock Super-Resistance LV4" "Terrain Nullification" "Fire Resistance LV3"
    "Lightning Resistance LV7" "Water Resistance LV3" "Wind Resistance LV5"
    "Endurance LV1" "Heavy Resistance LV2" "Status Condition Supper-Resistance LV8"
    "Rot Resistance LV3" "Pain Nullification" "Pain Super-Mitigation LV3"
    "Magic Power Perception LV3" "Vision Enhancement LV3" "Night Vision LV10"
    "Vision Expansion LV4" "Auditory Enhancement LV1" "Ultimate Life LV2"
    "Acceleration LV1" "Herculean Strength LV9" "Stronghold LV2"
    "Monk LV2" "Sanctum LV1"
     Skill Points: 31200
[16:10] K
    No way is this happening!
[16:12] K
    Retreat!
SIGN    Teleport
[16:13] K
    These Earth Dragons are scary.
[16:15] K
    But I did manage to mark them.
SIGN    Earth Dragon Gehre
SIGN    Earth Dragon Kagna
[16:18] K
    Having them marked will let me know where
    they are, plus I can Appraise them.
[16:23] K
    I marked those humans from earlier,
[16:26] K
    and they're probably on their
    way out of the labyrinth.
[16:31] K
    If I follow them,
    it'll lead me out of this place.
[16:34] K
    But I can worry about that
    after I settle up with Araba!
SIGN    Earth Dragon Araba
[16:39] K
    With him marked, I can
    even get the drop on him!
SIGN    Araba's Bedroom
[16:44] K
    Say your prayers!
[16:47] K
    Kinda doubt a wake-up prank
    will be enough to win, but...
[16:51] K
    If I can't beat him head-on,
[16:53] K
    I'll find a way to beat him the sneaky way!
[16:59] K
    Now, then, as for why I'm here,
[17:02] K
    it's to perform a little impromptu genocide
    on these smug, airspace-hogging hornets.
[17:07] K
    The reason being...
[17:08] K
    If I try to fight Araba around here,
     they're gonna be in the way!
[17:13] K
    It's way too risky to touch
    the ground when fighting Araba!
[17:19] K
    In an enclosed underground space,
[17:21] K
    Earth magic can be a little too effective
    both offensively and defensively.
[17:27] K
    Every second you're on the ground
    is a second you're at risk.
[17:32] K
    So what can I do?
[17:35] K
    I can fly!
[17:41] K
    That's right! I just need
    to stick to the air!
[17:44] K
    Those earth spears can't reach
    me if I'm off the ground!
[17:48] K
    And even if they can get that far, they'll take
     longer, making them easier to dodge!
[17:53] K
    Plus, I'll be able to dodge any dragon breath,
     since it travels in a straight line!
[17:59] K
    But this is all assuming those
    stupid hornets don't get in the way.
[18:04] K
    So I say it's time we get to exterminating—
[18:08] K
    Ow!
[18:10] K
    Taratect-Style Hip Toss!
[18:15] K
    What a little bastard!
[18:17] K
    He managed to sneak up on me,
    even with my Detection ability.
[18:22] K
    The old me would've been on death's
    door after something like that,
[18:26] K
    but now it's not even a flesh...
[18:28] K
    wound?!
[18:31] K
    Taratect-Style: Hell Wheel!
[18:35] K
    Maybe my Detection isn't catching them
    because I don't consider them a threat?
[18:42] K
    I mean, yeah, I basically
    just see them as food.
SIGN    <Finjicote LV1>
     Stats
SIGN    Offense:
SIGN    Defense:
SIGN    Magic Power:
SIGN    Resistance:
SIGN    Speed:
[18:46] K
    That being said, they're annoying
    enough I wish they would lay—
[18:49] K
    Off!
[18:51] K
    Enough already!
[18:56] K
    Okay, fine, if you guys
    wanna play that way.
[19:00] K
    Let's get this slaughter underway!
[19:03] K
    Dimensional Maneuvering, activate!
[19:19] K
    And some more!
[19:20] Voice
    Proficiency threshold reached.
[19:23] Voice
    Skill: Wind Magic has reached Level 3.
    Earth Magic has reached Level 2.
[19:28] K
    Hey, two magic levels for the price of one!
[19:31] K
    I'm not getting anywhere like this...
[19:33] K
    In that case:
[19:36] K
    Black Bullet!
[19:48] K
    Magic review time!
[19:50] Trio
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:52] K
    The strongest magic I have is Abyss Magic.
SIGN    Abyss Magic
[19:56] K
    But it takes too damn long to activate,
SIGN    Abyss Magic
[19:59] K
    and transcribing the spell is a huge ordeal...
[20:01] K
    Two things I can't afford when fighting
    someone as fast as Araba.
[20:06] K
    Next, we have the Wind and Water Magic that
    I copied during the battle the other day.
SIGN    Wind Magic
    Water Magic
[20:14] K
    Thanks to Wisdom and Height of Occultism,
[20:17] K
    copying an enemy's move is a piece of cake!
[20:21] Trio
    Oh, damn!
[20:22] K
    I also scored some Earth Magic
    after watching Araba fight.
[20:27] K
    That said, the skill levels for these things
    are all too low to work against him.
[20:32] K
    Which brings us to the Black Magic
     I learned the other day!
SIGN    Shadow Magic -> Dark Magic -> Black Magic
[20:38] K
    Unlike the stuff that I picked up on the fly,
[20:41] K
    here we have spells I've been leveling up
    steadily since I got Height of Occultism.
[20:46] K
    At first it was just weird magic
    that let me move shadows around,
[20:50] K
    but after evolving,
    it's become pretty damn strong!
[20:53] K
    Up against Araba, this Black Magic
    is going to be our main weapon.
[20:57] K
    And we can throw some Spatial Magic
    and Heretic Magic in there, too.
[21:01] K
    Okay, that does it for today's lesson!
[21:04] Trio
    Thank you very much!
[21:08] K
    Just look!
[21:10] K
    The hornets are raining down like garbage!
[21:15] K
    Looks like we've got a new hornet here.
SIGN    <General Finjicote LV4>
    Stats
SIGN    Offense:
SIGN    Defense:
SIGN    Magic Power:
SIGN    Resistance:
SIGN    Speed:
SIGN    "Poison Stinger LV9" "Piercing Enhancement LV3" "Poison Enhancement LV3" "High-Speed Flight LV2"
     "Cooperation LV6" "Leadership LV6" "Night Vision LV7" "Poison Resistance LV6"
[21:19] K
    Seems to be a more advanced
    version of the soldier class.
SIGN    Heretic Magic: Phantasm
[21:31] K
    That was a mere afterimage.
[21:33] K
    You get it?!
[21:36] K
    A swarm...
[21:37] K
    That must mean—
[21:39] K
    So that's the hive! Pretty huge!
[21:47] K
    Hate to interrupt your castle doctrine,
[21:49] K
    but this is taking too long, so I'm
    gonna blow the whole thing away!
[21:55] K
    Take this...
[21:56] K
    Black Spears!
[22:11] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
[22:15] K
    And nailed the landing.
[22:22] K
    Finally done...
[22:24] K
    I thought they might have some honey,
     but no such luck.
[22:28] K
    So useless!
[22:31] K
    All right, time to set up the battlefield
    for my fight with Araba.
[22:37] K
    Okay. Everything's set.
[22:41] K
    I've used my remaining skill
    points to get a new skill.
SIGN    Sloth
[22:45] K
    The question is how effective it'll be.
[22:48] K
    But I've done everything I can to prepare.
[22:59] K
    There he is.
[23:02] K
    I'm glad... I was right to
    be afraid of you back then.
SIGN    <Earth Dragon Araba LV32>
     Stats
[23:08] K
    You're strong. And I'm afraid.
SIGN    Offense: 4610 Defense: 4597
     Magic Power: 4022 Resistance: 4138
     Speed: 4555
     Skills
    "Earth Dragon LV3" "Heavy Armor LV1" "HP Auto-Recovery LV8" "MP Auto-Recovery LV5"
     "MP Minimized Consumption LV5" "Magic Power Perception LV10" "Precise Magic Power Operation LV1" "SP Rapid Recovery LV6" "Magic Warfare LV9" "SP Minimized Consumption LV7" "Magic Super-Attack LV1" "Battle Divinity LV3" "Energy Super-Attack LV3" "Sanctum LV2" "Skanda LV3"
     "Terrain Attack LV10" "Terrain Enhancement LV10" "Destruction Super Enhancement LV3" "Cutting Super-Enhancement LV10" "Piercing Super-Enhancement LV8"
     "Impact Super-Enhancement LV10" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV8" "Stealth LV10" "Camouflage LV3" "Hit LV10" "Evasion LV10"
     "Probability Correction LV4" "Danger Perception LV10" "Presence Perception LV10" "Heat Perception LV10" "Motion Perception LV10"
     "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV10" "Seismic Magic LV2" "Shadow Magic LV10" "Dark Magic LV7" "Destruction Super-Resistance LV1"
     "Cutting Super-Resistance LV4" "Piercing Super-Resistance LV3" "Impact Super-Resistance LV5" "Shock Super-Resistance LV1" "Terrain Nullification"
     "Fire Resistance LV6" "Lightning Resistance LV8" "Water Resistance LV5" "Wind Resistance LV6" "Dark Resistance LV4" "Status Condition Super-Resistance LV7"
     "Rot Resistance LV6" "Pain Nullification" "Pain Super-Mitigation LV7" "Vision Enhancement LV10" "Telescopic Sight LV8" "Night Vision LV10"
     "Vision Expansion LV7" "Auditory Enhancement LV10" "Auditory Expansion LV3" "Olfactory Enhancement LV7" "Tactile Enhancement LV7"
     "Ultimate Life LV3" "Ultimate Magic LV3" "Fortune LV3" "Fortitude LV3" "Stronghold LV3" "Deva LV1"
     Skill Points: 41100
     Titles: "Monster Slayer" "Monster Slaughterer" "Dragon" "Assassin" "Champion" "Monster Calamity"
[23:12] K
    And yet, I'm happy.
[23:14] K
    With how high your perception skills are,
    you knew I survived back then, didn't you?
[23:21] K
    You knew, but thought I was beneath your
    notice and let me live, didn't you?
[23:28] K
    Well, I'm gonna make you regret that!
SIGN    <Ede Saine LV26 No Name>
    Stats
SIGN    Offense: 2392 Defense: 2363 Magic Power: 11158
     Resistance: 11004 Speed: 7440
    Skills
    "HP Rapid Recovery LV7" "Height of Occultism" "SP Rapid Recovery LV1" "SP Minimized Consumption LV1" "Destruction Enhancement LV6" "Mental Warfare LV9"
    "Cutting Enhancement LV8" "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV1" "Magic Divinity LV2" "Magic Power Conferment LV7" "Energy Conferment LV5" "Medicine Synthesis LV7" "Threadsmanship LV8"
    "Dragon Power LV7" "Deadly Poison Attack LV6" "Rot Attack LV4" "Heresy Attack LV6" "Poison Synthesis LV10" "Taboo LV10" "Divinity Expansion LV6"
    "Utility Thread LV6" "Thread Control LV10" "Telekinesis LV1" "Throw LV10" "Expel LV2" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV8" "Stealth LV10" "Camouflage LV1"
    "Silence LV8" "Tyrant LV1" "Concentration LV10" "Thought Acceleration LV9" "Foresight LV9" "Parallel Minds LV7" "High-Speed Processing LV6"
    "Hit LV10" "Evasion LV10" "Probability Correction LV7" "Wind Magic LV4" "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV2" "Heresy Magic LV10"
    "Shadow Magic LV10" "Dark Magic LV10" "Black Magic LV2" "Poison Magic LV10" "Healing Magic LV10" "Spatial Magic LV10" "n%I=W"
    "Dimensional Magic LV4" "Abyss Magic LV10" "Destruction Resistance LV5" "Impact Resistance LV5" "Cutting Resistance LV5" "Flame Resistance LV2"
    "Wind Resistance LV2" "Earth Resistance LV8" "Heavy Super Resistance LV1" "Deadly Poison Resistance LV3" "Paralysis Resistance LV6" "Petrification Resistance LV5" "Exhaustion Nullification"
    "Acid Resistance" "Rot Resistance LV7" "Faint Resistance LV5" "Fear Resistance LV9" "Heresy Nullification" "Pain Nullification" "Pain Super Mitigation LV5"
    "Five Senses Super-Enhancement LV1" "Vision Expansion LV5" "Night Vision LV10" "Clairvoyance LV8" "Jinx Evil Eye LV6" "Inert Evil Eye LV5"
    "Repellent Evil Eye LV1" "Annihilating Evil Eye LV3" "Celestial Power" "Ultimate Life LV3" "Instant Body LV7" "Endurance LV2" "Stronghold LV2"
    "Skanda LV6" "Demon Lord LV3" "Perseverance" "Pride" "Anger LV2" "Satiation LV7" "Sloth" "Wisdom" "Conviction" "Hades" "Corruption"
    "Abyss Magic LV10" "Destruction Resistance LV5" "Impact Resistance LV5"
    Skill Points: 0
    Titles: "Kin-Eater" "Assassin" "Monster Slayer" "Poison Technique User" "Thread User" "Merciless" "Monster Slaughterer" "Ruler of Pride"
    "Ruler of Wisdom" "Wyrm Slayer" "Fearbringer" "Dragon Slayer" "Ruler of Sloth" "Monster Calamity"
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    My Battle Has, Only Just Begun?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E12 - My Battle Has, Only Just Begun?

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SIGN    My Battle Has, Only Just Begun?
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:02] K
    I can't believe this guy...
[02:04] K
    Magic Brain 1! And 2!
[02:06] K Magic 1
    Roger...
[02:07] K Magic 2
    Wilco!
[02:09] Both
    Here we go!
[02:16] K
    I'm connecting a bit, but...
[02:18] K
    Compared to his total HP,
    it's barely a scratch.
[02:22] K
    And it's automatically
    regenerating in an instant.
[02:25] K
    I don't have a way to end
    this fight. For now, anyway.
[02:28] K
    I need to make Araba think
    I'm worthy of his full power!
[02:35] K
    Here it comes!
[02:40] K
    Hate to interrupt you in the middle
    of your dragon breath, but...
[02:45] K
    Chew on this!
[02:51] K
    Yes!
[02:56] K
    Magic?
[02:59] K
    You want a shootout, you've got one!
[03:08] K
    So fast!
[03:14] K
    This is not happening!
[03:18] K
    How was I supposed to see that coming?!
[03:23] K
    N-Not good!
[03:32] K
    Close quarters is a no-go...
[03:35] K
    And ranged combat doesn't exactly
    put me at an advantage, either.
[03:37] K
    Damn it...
[03:39] K
    I've been using all kinds of Evil Eyes since
    the battle began and nothing is working!
[03:44] K
    I haven't tried Annihilating Evil Eye...
[03:48] K
    Its Rot attribute means
    it'll cost me an eye,
[03:51] K
    so I need to save it for
    when I really need it.
[04:09] K
    He caught on...
[04:10] K
    to the web that I set up beforehand.
[04:15] K
    But it's at least keeping him away for now.
[04:20] K
    Deadly Poison Synthesis...
[04:31] K
    Heads up!
[04:33] K
    Torrential Deadly Poison downpour!
[04:39] K
    How's my deadly poison taste?!
[04:48] K
    He's blasting holes in my web!
[04:56] K
    That should hold for now—
[04:58] K
    Or not?!
[04:59] K
    He's not stopping!
[05:01] K
    But these aren't just
    for quick repairs, pal!
[05:12] K
    Caution is the right call.
[05:14] K
    Even this big boy would have trouble escaping
    if he was tangled up in my web.
[05:20] K
    And that caution is playing into my hands!
[05:34] K
    Welcome, sir! We've been expecting you!
[05:39] K
    What do you suppose this is?
[05:47] K
    Too late!
[05:53] K
    I knew you'd try that!
[06:05] K
    A Heresy Magic called Phantom Pain.
[06:07] K
    It doesn't do any damage,
    but it hurts like hell.
[06:12] K
    And since you've got Pain Super-Mitigation,
[06:16] K
    I bet it's been a while since
    you felt anything like it!
[06:23] K
    Welcome to my web!
[06:25] K
    He'll probably use his breath to blast free,
    despite the damage it'll cause him.
[06:29] K
    But before that happens—
[06:35] K
    I hit him with all the magic I can!
[06:52] K
    I expected him to get out
    with his dragon breath.
[07:02] K
    No... No way!
SIGN    <Fire Magic LV10>
SIGN    <Flame Magic LV10>
SIGN    <Inferno Magic LV1>
SIGN    <Flame Enhancement LV1>
SIGN    <Flame Resistance LV1>
SIGN    Black Magic Resistance LV1
SIGN    <Spatial Perception>
[07:08] K
    He actually went...
SIGN    <Flame Resistance LV1>
    <Black Magic Resistance LV1>
[07:10] K
    And picked all these skills to counter me?!
[07:13] K
    He's got the highest class of
    fire magic, which is my weakness,
[07:16] K
    along with Flame Resistance...
[07:18] K
    Along with Black Magic Resistance
    and a way to track teleportation?
[07:22] K
    I've fought enemies who thought
    tactically before, but...
[07:25] K
    None of them came up with
    a plan just for me!
SIGN    Skill Points
[07:28] K
    He had over 40,000 skill
    points a second ago.
SIGN    Skill Points
[07:31] K
    And only a hundred left now
[07:33] K
    He used almost all of the skill points
    he's been sitting on for a long time...
[07:38] K
    And spent almost all of them, just to kill me.
[07:47] K
    Well, this isn't good.
[07:50] K
    But that means that a beast like
    Araba actually sees me as a threat.
[07:55] K
    So I had better respond in kind!
[08:08] K
    Okay, what am I supposed to do here?
[08:22] K
    You're just gonna cause natural
    disasters like it's nothing?!
[08:27] K
    That's cheating!
[08:28] K
    And totally defeats the point of
    me choosing a vertical chamber!
[08:31] K
    Maybe since he's always on fire,
[08:32] K
    he'll self destruct if
    I can avoid him long enough?
[08:37] K
    Oh great, his auto-recovery
    has been beefed up, too!
[08:40] K
    It's basically causing no damage at all!
[08:42] K
    What a great big cheater!
[08:51] K
    He's already here?!
[08:54] K
    There's a blazing inferno down there...
     so I have to move upwards!
[09:02] Voice
    Proficiency threshold reached.
[09:05] Voice
    Skill: Thought Acceleration Level 10 has
    evolved into Thought Super-Acceleration Level 1.
[09:11] Voice
    Foresight Level 10 has evolved
    into Future Sight Level 1.
[09:15] K
    Good! But...
SIGN    "Concentration LV1" "Foresight LV1"
     "Parallel Minds LV1"
     "Arithmetic Processing LV1"
     "Heresy Resistance LV1"
[09:20] K
    Gaining levels helps me,
    but he's picking up new skills, too.
[09:25] K
    If we both keeping powering up,
     it's gonna go in circles!
[09:34] K
    And with that Heresy Resistance,
[09:36] K
    I should probably assume that Heresy
    Magic isn't going to work anymore!
[09:44] K
    Ow!
[09:46] K
    Oh, crap... the ceiling?!
[09:51] K
    I'm trapped!
[09:53] K
    Am I gonna have to jump into hell itself?
[09:58] K
    Aren't you an Earth Dragon?!
[10:00] K
    Where do you get off packing
    more heat than a Fire Dragon?!
[10:10] K
    I-I'm on fire!
[10:12] K
    Medicine Synthesis!
[10:18] K
    The healing version of Poison Synthesis...
[10:20] K
    Didn't expect I'd be using it
    to put out fires set by Araba.
[10:27] K
    I guess I'm going down!
[10:41] K
    What the hell?! I didn't set the
    difficulty to Lunatic, did I?!
[10:45] K
    I can't even deal with this,
    but I had better if I don't wanna die!
[10:49] K
    Hot!
[10:52] K
    If I let his breath and
    the debris distract me...
[10:54] K
    Then the fire will be what gets me!
[10:57] K
    I better put this out fa—
[10:59] K
    This is becoming a real drag,
    but I can't risk a direct hit!
[11:05] K
    Up there!
[11:08] K
    Oh, shit—
[11:21] K
    N-No other way... this'll cost me two.
[11:26] K
    Annihilating Evil Eye!
[11:31] K
    My eyes!
[11:35] K
    Damn it!
[11:37] K
    This means no more webs,
    but that's better than dying!
[11:55] K
    The ground's closing in...
[11:58] K
    That flaming path made it harder,
[12:00] K
    but I was only able to put up
    a decent fight in mid-air.
[12:04] K
    And after what happened in the few seconds
    I tried moving along the walls...
[12:08] K
    If I fight him in the ground, I'm dead meat.
[12:13] K
    My only choice is to slip by beast mode
    Araba here, and head upward again.
[12:21] K
    It'll be rough, but I have to do it!
[12:32] K
    Hot, hot, hot!
[12:34] K
    I can't let the heat do me in... can I?!
[12:40] K
    Short-Range Teleport.
[12:42] K
    Okay, now to head up!
[12:52] K
    H-He's tearing me apart...
[12:55] K
    That Spatial Perception let him
    know where I was teleporting.
[12:59] K
    Damn it! At this rate...
[13:02] K
    My MP's gonna run out, too!
[13:06] K
    Get off me! Rot Attack!
[13:18] K
    Medicine Synthesis!
[13:27] K
    I better... move fast...
[13:31] K
    O-Or else...
[13:34] K
    If I take one of those...
    there won't even be ashes left.
[13:39] K
    Is this it? I did a good job, though.
[13:44] K
    I pushed Araba pretty hard.
[13:48] K
    No regrets—
[13:53] K
    —no!
[13:54] K
    Not yet! Not until the end.
[13:57] K
    I refuse to give up until it's really over!
[14:03] K
    The second he cuts loose with that breath,
[14:06] K
    he gets the Annihilating Evil Eye!
[14:44] K
    I... I made it.
[14:47] K
    Thanks to that OP skill I used early on...
[14:55] K
    Sloth!
SIGN    <Sloth: n% of the power necessary
    to achieve godhood.
     Amplifies the depletion rate of
    system resource values in
    surroundings, excluding user.
     Additionally, grants the ability
    to exceed the W System and
    interfere with the MA field.>
[15:03] K
    I won.
[15:04] K
    He can't do anything, now.
[15:13] K
    To win this fight, I had to force
    him to use up all his SP.
[15:20] K
    I never really intended to wear
    down Araba's HP in the first place.
[15:26] (Flashback) K
    He's got status conditions neutralized,
[15:28] (Flashback) K
    and super-tough defense against
    both physical and magic attacks...
[15:31] (Flashback) K
    Plus, he's great at dodging.
[15:33] (Flashback) K
    And his auto-regen works so well, I won't
    be able to do enough damage fast enough!
SIGN    "HP Rapid Recovery LV7" "Height of Occultism" "SP Rapid Recovery LV1"
    "SP Minimized Consumption LV1" "Destruction Enhancement LV6" "Mental Warfare"
    "Cutting Enhancement LV8" "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV1" "Magic Divinity LV2"
    "Magic Power Conferment LV7" "Energy Conferment LV5" "Medicine Synthesis LV7"
    "Threadsmanship LV8" "Dragon Power LV7" "Cutting Resistance LV5"
    "Deadly Poison Attack LV6" "Rot Attack LV4" "Heresy Attack LV6"
    "Poison Synthesis LV10" "Taboo LV10" "Divinity Expansion LV6"
    "Utility Thread LV6" "Thread Control LV10" "Perception Expansion LV5"
    "Throw LV10" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV8" "Pain Super-Mitigation LV5"
    "Stealth LV10" "Camouflage LV1" "Silence LV8" "Tyrant LV1"
    "Concentration LV10" "Thought Acceleration LV9" "Foresight LV9" "Anger LV2"
    "Parallel Minds LV7" "High-Speed Processing LV6" "Hit LV10"
    "Evasion LV10" "Probability Correction LV6" "Wind Magic LV4"
    "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV2" "Heresy Magic LV10"
    "Shadow Magic LV10" "Dark Magic LV10" "Black Magic LV2"
    "Poison Magic LV10" "Healing Magic LV10" "Spatial Magic LV10"
    "n%I=W" "Dimensional Magic LV4" "Abyss Magic LV10"
    "Destruction Resistance LV5" "Impact Resistance LV5" "Sloth"
    "Flame Resistance LV2" "Wind Resistance LV2" "Skanda LV7"
    "Earth Resistance LV8" "Heavy Super-Resistance LV1" "Deadly Poison Resistance LV3"
    "Paralysis Resistance LV6" "Petrification Resistance LV5" "Exhaustion Nullification"
    "Acid Resistance LV6" "Rot Resistance LV7" "Faint Resistance LV5"
    "Fear Resistance LV9" "Heresy Nullification" "Pain Nullification"
    "Expel LV2" "Five Senses Super-Enhancement LV1" "Telekinesis LV1"
    "Night Vision LV10" "Clairvoyance LV8" "Repellent Evil Eye LV1"
    "Jinx Evil Eye LV6" "Inert Evil Eye LV5" "Conviction"
    "Annihilating Evil Eye LV3" "Celestial Power" "Ultimate Life LV3"
    "Instant Body LV7" "Endurance LV7" "Fortitude LV7"
    "Stronghold LV2" "Hades" "Wisdom" "Demon Lord LV3"
    "Perseverance" "Pride" "Satiation LV7" "Corruption"
[15:38] (Flashback) K
    What am I supposed to do?
SIGN    Sloth
[15:43] (Flashback) K
    So Sloth makes your opponent burn
    through their HP, MP, and SP faster.
SIGN    Sloth
[15:50] (Flashback) K
    This is it!
[15:54] K
    Unlike HP and MP, there's no way
    to automatically recover SP.
[16:01] K
    Plus, living creatures die
    when their SP hits zero.
[16:05] K
    Araba used all the skills at his disposition
    to take me on, even though he outclassed me.
[16:10] K
    He burnt through a ton of SP, without knowing
    that's what I was after all along.
[16:16] K
    If he'd taken me lightly and not tried so hard,
    the fight might've turned out differently.
[16:27] K
    Your resistance and defenses won't mean much
[16:30] K
    if I pelt you with a bunch of magic
    when you can't resist, huh?
[16:34] K
    How's it feel being up against
    the ropes fighting the arachnid
[16:38] K
    you thought wasn't worth your time?!
[16:41] K
    This is the place where you traumatized me!
[16:44] K
    And it's where I'll beat you,
    and get my confidence back!
[16:52] K
    N-No way... he should have no SP left!
[16:57] K
    See?
[16:59] K
    Wh-What's that look for?
[17:02] K
    I beat you, okay?
[17:05] K
    You could look a little more frustrated.
SIGN    "Earth Dragon LV3" "Divine Scales LV2" "Heavy Armor LV1" "Ultra Steel Body LV1" "HP Auto-Recovery LV8" "MP Auto-Recovery LV5"
     "MP Minimized Consumption LV5" "Magic Power Perception LV10" "Precise Magic Power Operation LV1" "SP Rapid Recovery LV6" "Magic Warfare LV9"
     "SP Minimized Consumption LV7" "Magic Super-Attack LV1" "Battle Divinity LV3" "Energy Super-Attack LV3" "Sanctum LV2" "Skanda LV3"
     "Terrain Attack LV10" "Terrain Enhancement LV10" "Destruction Super-Enhancement LV3" "Cutting Super-Enhancement LV10" "Piercing Super-Enhancement LV8"
     "Impact Super-Enhancement LV10" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV8" "Stealth LV10" "Camouflage LV3" "Hit LV10" "Evasion LV10"
     "Probability Correction LV4" "Danger Perception LV10" "Presence Perception LV10" "Heat Perception LV10" "Motion Perception LV10"
     "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV10" "Seismic Magic LV2" "Shadow Magic LV10" "Dark Magic LV7" "Destruction Super-Resistance LV1"
     "Cutting Super-Resistance LV4" "Piercing Super-Resistance LV3" "Impact Super-Resistance LV5" "Shock Super-Resistance LV1" "Terrain Nullification"
     "Fire Resistance LV6" "Lightning Resistance LV8" "Water Resistance LV5" "Wind Resistance LV6" "Dark Resistance LV4" "Status Condition Super-Resistance LV7"
     "Rot Resistance LV6" "Pain Nullification" "Pain Super-Mitigation LV7" "Vision Enhancement LV10" "Telescopic Sight LV7" "Night Vision LV10"
     "Vision Expansion LV7" "Auditory Enhancement LV10" "Auditory Expansion LV3" "Olfactory Enhancement LV7" "Tactile Enhancement LV7"
     "Ultimate Life LV3" "Ultimate Magic LV3" "Fortune LV3" "Fortitude LV3" "Stronghold LV3" "Deva LV1"
     "Fire Magic LV10" "Flame Magic LV10" "Inferno Magic LV1" "Flame Enhancement LV1" "Flame Resistance LV1" "Concentration LV1"
     "Black Magic Resistance LV1" "Spatial Perception" "Foresight LV1" "Parallel Minds LV1" "Heresy Resistance LV1"
[17:08] K
    Wait, are you...
[17:16] K
    Screw you! So you're satisfied
    with it ending like this?!
[17:21] K
    You did your best, huh?!
    No regrets for you?!
[17:25] K
    How can you give up so easily?!
[17:29] K
    Can't you fight a little harder?!
[17:31] K
    You should beg for your life,
    and try to survive! Struggle more!
[17:36] K
    I've reincarnated once, so I dunno
    what weight this carries, but...
[17:40] K
    Most of the time, if you die, that's it!
SIGN    Earth Dragon Araba LV37
    <Status Appraisal Failed.>
[17:45] K
    Why?
[17:47] K
    How can you give up on life so easily...
[17:53] K
    When I'm struggling so hard to keep going?!
[17:57] K
    I'm clinging to life so desperately...
    so what's that make me?!
[18:04] K
    Araba!
[18:24] Voice
    Experience threshold reached.
    Level has risen from 25 to 29.
[18:32] K
    I've defeated my nemesis,
    Araba, and I did it myself.
[18:38] K
    So why do I feel so bad?
[18:46] K
    I don't think I'll ever get
    this bad taste out of my mouth.
[18:53] Ariel
    Say, Balto, have you ever
    encountered a dragon?
SIGN    No. A few lower-level wyrms, but none of the more advanced kind.
[19:04] Ariel
    I figured.
SIGN    Why bring it up?
[19:08] Ariel
    I was just thinking about
    the old days a bit.
[19:12] Ariel
    I fought an Earth Dragon before, y'know.
SIGN    That's impressive, battling an Earth Dragon.
[19:26] Ariel
    The ones I've known have
    all been pretty proud.
[19:28] Ariel
    I bet they're descended from warriors.
SIGN    Warriors?
[19:33] Ariel
    Don't worry about it.
    I'm half talking to myself.
[19:39] Ariel
    I've run into lots of dragons,
    but now that I think about it,
[19:43] Ariel
    the Earth Dragons were
    probably the most decent.
[19:59] Shun
    Is the girl in white who killed
    my brother the Demon Lord?
[20:04] Shun
    Dying and turning into dust...
    It's too terrible.
[20:09] Shun
    I'm going to make sure Nii-sama
    didn't die in vain. I swear!
[20:22] Katia
    Shun...
[20:29] Sue
    Nii-sama...
[20:37] Fil
    Shun-kun...
[20:46] Hugo
    Schlain...
[20:48] Hugo
    Just you wait.
[21:10] K
    I've been looking for the exit based on
    where those humans I marked went.
[21:16] K
    It should be—
[21:19] K
    That's it! The exit!
[21:22] K
    Looking back, a lot has happened
    to me in this labyrinth.
[21:26] K
    Both bad and good.
[21:30] K
    Wait, no, I actually just remember
    almost dying, over and over again!
[21:35] K
    But still, I'm alive!
[21:38] K
    And now that I've beaten Araba, I have no
    regrets about ditching this dark labyrinth!
[21:44] K
    From now on, it's life in
    the warm glow of the sun!
[21:47] K
    A sunny new spider life...
[21:51] K
    is waiting for me!
[21:53] K
    Yahoo!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[23:17] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[23:29] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Yay, The Outside, I'm Free?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E13 - Yay, The Outside, I'm Free?

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[00:00] K
    So you're satisfied with
    it ending like this?!
[00:03] K
    You did your best, huh?!
    No regrets for you?!
[00:07] K
    How can you give up so easily?!
[00:10] K
    Can't you fight a little harder?!
[00:12] K
    You should beg for your life,
     and try to survive!
[00:15] K
    I'm struggling so hard to keep going!
[00:19] K
    I'm clinging to life so desperately...
[00:23] K
    So what's that make me?!
[00:26] K
    Araba!
[00:36] K
    Man, since reincarnating I've
    been constantly under attack,
[00:41] K
    to the point where I have to
    admire my own survival skills.
[00:45] K
    But now I'm finally headed
    into the outside world!
[00:49] K
    Yahoo! It's the outside! I'm free!
[00:56] K
    What the fudge?!
[01:00] K
    I thought I was gonna be free,
     not boxed in again!
[01:05] K
    Ouch!
[01:14] K
    Grrr...
[01:18] K
    I probably shouldn't kill them all.
[01:20] K
    Let's try and hold back.
[01:34] K
    I was never here!
SIGN    Yay, The Outside, I'm Free?
[03:10] K
    Ooh, that sunlight really hits the spot!
[03:13] K
    Hello there, birdies!
[03:16] K
    Butterflies!
[03:18] K
    You'll see that I am not a hungry spider,
    so you don't have to worry about being eaten!
[03:24] K
    Ah, to see all the colors
    that world has to offer...
[03:33] K
    Golly, humans are always making a fuss.
[03:36] K
    What could possibly be the big commotion?
[03:40] K
    Gonna put that right out of my mind,
[03:44] K
    and see if I can spot a
    place loaded with tasty food!
[03:52] K
    A town! I bet they've even got sweets!
[03:56] K
    Hang on...
[03:57] K
    Hi! I'm a vewy cute widdle spider!
    Can I haz sugawy tweats?
[04:03] Townsperson A
    A monster's attacking!
[04:05] Townperson B
    Kill it!
[04:12] K
    That's bound to be the reaction.
[04:15] K
    Nevermind.
SIGN     Small Lesser Taratect
    
     Lesser Taratect Small Taratect
    
     Taratect Small Poison Taratect
    
     Poison Taratect Zoa Ele
    
     Greater Taratect Ede Saine Orthocadinaht
    
     Arch Taratect Zana Horowa
    
    Queen Taratect
[04:18] K
    Can I get a human form if
    I evolve enough, maybe?
SIGN    <Arachne>
[04:25] K
    Arachne?
[04:27] K
    That's... huh.
[04:30] K
    A human torso?!
[04:32] K
    If I evolve into this, people will
    be less likely to hunt me, I bet!
[04:37] K
    Unlike a regular spider, I'll have a face!
[04:40] K
    That should make people less wary!
[04:42] K
    Probably! I think! Perhaps! Maybe!
[04:45] K
    Okay; next target: evolve into Arachne!
SIGN    <Arachne>
[04:51] K
    I'm a hungry spider after all...
[04:57] K
    Nah, nah, it's fine.
[04:59] K
    Oof...
[05:01] K
    This isn't some labyrinth where
    my dietary options are limited.
[05:04] K
    There's bound to be all kinds
    of natural bounty out there!
[05:07] K
    Just you wait, you mushrooms
    and bamboo shoots!
[05:14] K
    What was that?!
[05:18] K
    Mother?
[05:19] K
    What? You want me to come back?
[05:22] K
    Kin Control? What's that supposed to be?
SIGN    Kin Control
SIGN    <Kin Control
    Forces submission from
     all your descendants.>
[05:26] K
    Kinda on the nose!
[05:28] K
    So Mother has a skill that
    lets her control her kids.
[05:34] K
    Now that I think about it,
    I feel an urge to return to the labyrinth...
[05:39] K
    Or not.
SIGN    <Heresy Nullification
    Completely nullifies any
    attacks on the soul.>
[05:41] K
    Oh, yeah, that's probably why.
[05:45] K
    Your commands don't apply to me!
[05:48] K
    I reserve the right to refuse your nonsense!
[05:51] K
    No!
[05:51] K
    I'm one of the Japanese that can say no!
[05:54] K
    Well, I guess I'm not Japanese,
    or a person, anymore. Technically.
[05:58] K
    Oh, yeah, that is one mad Mother.
[06:06] K
    Well, feel free to be as mad as you
    want in that underground hole!
[06:09] K
    There's no way you're getting out
    when you're so huge, anyway!
[06:12] K
    Farewell, Mother of mine!
[06:14] K
    I beat Araba, so I've got nothing
    to fear from her anyway!
[06:18] K
    Now, let's scrounge up some tasty eats!
[06:25] Anna
    Excuse me.
[06:27] Anna
    It's almost time.
[06:29] Shun
    Right. I'm coming.
[06:37] Hyrince
    Hey.
[06:40] Shun
    Hyrince-san...
[06:42] Hyrince
    How are you doing, Shun?
[06:45] Hyrince
    Huh?
[06:46] Hyrince
    I think this is...
[06:47] Shun
    This is Anna.
[06:50] Shun
    She's been my attendant
    ever since I was little.
[06:53] Anna
    My name is Anna. It's good to
    see you again, Hyrince-sama.
[06:57] Hyrince
    We met a few times when I was tagging
    along with Julius to play in the castle.
[07:02] Hyrince
    Good to see you.
[07:03] Hyrince
    Shun, if you've got some time to spare,
    you wanna grab something to eat?
[07:07] Shun
    I'm sorry, there's a meeting with the
    elf chieftain that I have to attend.
[07:11] Hyrince
    I see. That's a shame.
[07:13] Hyrince
    Some other time, then.
[07:15] Shun
    Sure.
[07:22] Potimas
    I am the chief of the elves, Potimas.
[07:25] Fil
    I'm Filimøs. It's a pleasure.
[07:28] King
    Potimas-dono... Seated here
    with me are my sons.
[07:34] Cylis
    I am Cylis.
[07:35] Cylis
    It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[07:38] Leston
    I'm Leston.
[07:39] Leston
    Potimas-sama, I've heard
    about you from Oka...
[07:43] Leston
    Er, Filimøs-san, before.
[07:48] Shun
    I'm Schlain. It's an honor to meet you.
[07:56] King
    As I'm sure you're aware,
[07:59] King
    war has broken out between
    humanity and demonkind.
[08:04] Fil
    I've been attempting to broker peace with
    the demons in an attempt to avoid hostilities,
[08:12] Fil
    but sadly, I was unable to prevent the war.
[08:16] Fil
    If only I had done a better job,
    Julius-san might still be alive.
[08:22] Leston
    I'm sure you did everything
    you could, Filimøs-san.
[08:26] Leston
    There was just no stopping this war.
[08:33] Cylis
    What's done is done.
[08:36] Cylis
    I grieve for Julius as well,
[08:38] Cylis
    but for now, our thoughts should be focused
    on how best to deal with the demons.
[08:44] Cylis
    Thankfully, the new Hero
    is already among us.
[08:47] Cylis
    Schlain should head to the frontlines as
    soon as possible to halt the enemy's advance.
[08:52] Leston
    Brother, Schlain's still a student!
     He can't go to war.
[08:57] Cylis
    Julius strode battlefields as the
    Hero from an even earlier age.
[09:04] Schlain
    I...
[09:09] King
    No, the current situation is still unclear.
[09:13] King
    It'd be unwise to deploy our greatest asset,
    the Hero, without a clear plan of action.
[09:18] Cylis
    But Father...
[09:19] Potimas
    King Analeit is correct.
[09:22] Cylis
    What makes you say that, Potimas-sama?
[09:25] Potimas
    The reigning Demon Lord...
[09:31] Potimas
    She wields power that
    dwarfs her predecessors.
[09:36] Potimas
    I've had my share of bitter
    experiences with her.
[09:41] Potimas
    Since her ascension, diplomacy with the
    demons has come to a functional stop.
[09:47] Potimas
    Not only that, but her associates
    are incredibly dangerous.
[09:52] Potimas
    Which is why taking action without a better
    grasp of the situation would be unwise.
[09:58] Schalin
    What is it?
[10:00] Potimas
    Now that you've become the Hero,
[10:02] Potimas
    you're going to encounter the Followers
    of the Word of God more often.
[10:09] Potimas
    It seems the new Hero is not comfortable
    around the Church of the Word.
[10:13] Schlain
    N-No, I wouldn't say that...
[10:15] Potimas
    I didn't say that was a bad thing.
[10:18] Potimas
    Dustin, the Followers of the
    Word of God's pontiff...
[10:21] Potimas
    He plays the role an affable old fellow well,
     but I'd advise against fully trusting him.
[10:27] Potimas
    Or you may end up like your brother,
[10:29] Potimas
    having your very soul be used
    as fodder for his machinations.
[10:32] Schlain
    What do you mean?!
[10:43] Potimas
    A half-elf?
[11:05] Katia
    It's been a while since Shun became the Hero
    and was taken back to the royal palace.
[11:11] Katia
    What could be going on over there?
[11:17] Katia
    It's open.
[11:23] Sue
    Katia...
[11:27] Katia
    Sue? Are you all right?
[11:31] Sue
    I'm sad that Julius-niisama died.
[11:34] Sue
    And I'm worried about Schlain-niisama.
[11:39] Sue
    But I'm sure it'll be fine...
[11:42] Sue
    Because he's my brother.
[11:46] Katia
    Yes. I think you're right.
[11:52] Hugo
    Hello, ladies!
[11:54] Katia
    Hugo?! I thought you left the academy.
[11:58] Hugo
    Had a little favor I needed to ask...
[12:02] Katia
    A favor?
[12:02] Hugo
    Yeah...
[12:04] Hugo
    And...
[12:09] Hugo
    I'm not taking no for an answer.
[12:21] Troops
    Carry it over there!
[12:22] Other Troop
    Got it!
[12:24] Troop A
    What the...
[12:55] K
    It's so much fun to go for a stroll!
[12:58] K
    I was almost a shut-in in my past life,
    and never left home except for school,
[13:04] K
    but now I get to have a healthy
    affinity for the outdoors!
SIGN    Search
[13:20] K
    Oof, I guess Mother sent
    some goons after me.
[13:24] K
    She was pretty ticked off.
SIGN    <Arch Taratect LV31>
SIGN    HP Rapid Recovery LV5 / MP Auto Recovery LV7 / MP Lessened Consumption LV7/ Magic Power Perception LV7/ Magic Power Operation LV7 / SP Rapid Recovery LV2/ SP Minimized Consumption LV2/ Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV3 /
    Destruction Super-Enhancement LV2 / Cutting Super-Enhancement LV4 / Piercing Super-Enhancement LV8 / Impact Super Enhancement LV3/ Shock Super Enhancement LV1/ Magic Power Attack LV6/ Magic Warfare LV4 / Mental Warfare LV7 / Deadly Poison Attack LV10 / Poison Synthesis LV5
    Threadsmanship LV5 / Utility Thread LV3 / Thread Control LV10 / Telekinesis LV2 / Dimensional Maneuvering LV8/ Hit LV10 / Evasion LV10 / Probability Super-Correction LV2 / Danger Perception LV10 / Presence Perception LV10 / Motion Perception LV10
    Heresy Magic LV10 / Poison Magic LV10 / Healing Magic LV4 / Destruction Super-Resistance LV1 / Cutting Super-Resistance LV2/ Piercing Super-Resistance LV2 / Impact Super Resistance LV4 / Shock Resistance LV9 / Status Condition Super Resistance LV8 /
    Rot Resistance LV6 / Heresy Resistance LV5 / Pain Nullification / Pain Super Mitigation LV2 / Vision Enhancement LV10 / Clairvoyance LV2 / Night Vision LV2 / Vision Expansion LV7 / Auditory Enhancement LV7 / Olfactory Enhancement LV2
    Tactile Enhancement LV7 / Ultimate Life LV2 / Magic Hoard LV8 / Ultimate Movement Lv1 / Fortune LV1 / Fortitude LV2 / Stronghold LV2 / Monk LV7 / Talisman LV8 / Skanda LV1 / Satiation LV4 / Taboo LV7
    Skill Points:
    Titles: Foul Feeder/Kin Eater/Monster Slayer / Poison Technique User / Monster Slaughterer / Thread User / Monster Calamity / Human Slayer / Champion
    
[13:27] K
    Let's see...
[13:28] K
    Wait, what? In terms of stats, these guys
    could put up a decent fight against Araba.
[13:33] K
    The big guns are an Arch Taratect
    and a trio of Greater Taratects.
[13:38] K
    They're strong enough as is, and then
    there's a bunch of others to deal with.
[13:43] K
    Guess I've gotta...
[13:44] K
    Take them on!
[13:54] K
    I've been waiting for you, my brothers!
[13:56] K
    Welcome to your burial ground!
[14:00] K
    Now, bring it on, and get stuck!
[14:10] K
    It was that obvious?!
[14:25] K
    There was more than one trap, though!
[14:30] K
    And now welcome to Black Bullet hell!
[14:40] K
    I made them into spider mush!
[14:46] K
    Well, Archs and Greaters are on par
    with dragons, so that makes sense.
[14:54] K
    Those webs are bad news!
[15:01] K
    And they're homing in?!
[15:05] K
    Well, they're my siblings, so it makes
    sense they'd have similar skills.
SIGN    Thread Control
    LV10
[15:10] K
    The Arch's primary arsenal is
    Deadly Poison Attack LV10 and Thread Control.
[15:14] K
    Then there's Utility Thread, where you
    can enchant a web with an element.
[15:17] K
    He's got dragon-class stats,
    and three Greats as sidekicks.
[15:22] K
    If I take the direct approach,
    I probably don't stand a chance.
[15:26] K
    Not that I was gonna do that, anyway!
[15:31] K
    Okay, almost there...
[15:34] K
    Shoot!
[15:46] K
    That was a close one.
[15:48] K
    But it's not gonna be that easy!
[15:54] K
    Over there!
[16:13] K
    Hard to get out of a net
    when you're so huge, huh?!
[16:19] K
    We might have the same moves,
[16:21] K
    but did you think you could compete
    with my superior human intellect?!
[16:26] K
    You mad, huh? But I'm not even finished yet!
[16:31] K
    Fall now into my deadliest trap!
[16:35] K
    Spatial Magic: Area-of-Effect Teleport!
[16:41] K
    How's that?! Too hot for you?! I know it is!
[16:43] K
    Because... it's too hot for me!
[16:48] K
    You've got a special invitation
    to the star attraction
[16:51] K
    of the Great Elroe Labyrinth's Middle Stratum,
     the piping-hot magma baths!
[16:54] K
    Now fall into your scorching oblivion!
[16:58] K
    Whoa, Dimensional Maneuvering, huh?
[17:08] K
    You're probably gonna fall in anyway,
    but the sooner I wrap this up, the better!
[17:16] K
    Here it comes!
[17:23] K
    Collapse! Fall! And die!
[17:34] K
    Healing magic?! It knows how to do that?
[17:40] K
    And it looks kinda like there are extra
    platforms that are gonna drag this out longer?
[17:46] K
    Along with increased resistance
    against Black Bullet?
[17:50] K
    Th-This is bad.
[17:52] K
    Better wrap this up before
    my advantage dries up more!
[17:55] K
    I can't believe it! I had everything tied up,
     but I can't manage to finish it!
[18:01] K
    Die already!
[18:20] K
    Whoops, better not waste this.
[18:25] K
    That was a real close one.
[18:27] K
    I almost let it turn things around on me.
[18:32] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
[18:37] K
    That gave me two whole levels.
[18:41] K
    Scary as it was, it's just as delicious!
[18:47] K
    Now, I think I fancy a little dessert, too.
[18:53] K
    Hey.
[18:57] K
    Freaked out, huh?
[18:59] K
    I bet seeing your boss decapitated
    would have that effect, yeah.
[19:03] K
    Area-of-Effect Teleport!
[19:09] K
    There!
[19:12] K
    No wasting any food.
[19:17] K
    How am I eating the same
    stuff as I did before,
[19:20] K
    even though I'm out of the labyrinth now?
[19:29] K
    And it sounds like Mother wants
    to register a complaint again.
[19:35] K
    Oh, she is pissed.
[19:38] K
    I might not have to follow the orders,
[19:41] K
    but even hearing them is annoying.
[19:43] K
    Can't I just yank it out like a phone line?
[19:47] K
    Wait, that means there's some sort of
    connection between me and Mother, right?
[19:54] K
    The time has come.
[19:57] Body
    Wait, what time?
[19:59] K
    We're going to be parting ways, temporarily.
[20:01] Magic 1
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[20:03] Magic 2
    How's that supposed to work?
[20:06] K
    We launch a counterattack.
[20:09] Body
    What counterattack?
[20:11] K
    I'm sending the three of you after Mother!
[20:14] Magic 1
    W-Wait, explain yourself.
[20:16] K
    The three of you are going to use this
    connection to Mother to launch an attack on her!
[20:23] Body
    It's kinda... nasty looking, isn't it?
[20:26] K
    Well, it's a gateway into
    Mother's mind, so...
[20:31] Magic 1
    Hey, hey, question here!
[20:33] K
    Yes, what is it, Magic Brain 1?
[20:36] Magic 1
    How exactly is this attack supposed to work?
SIGN    Body
[20:43] K
    I dunno!
[20:45] Trio
    Urk!
[20:47] Trio
    You don't?!
[20:49] K
    It's fine! All you need is to want it!
[20:52] K
    I'm sure it can be done!
[20:55] K
    It's gotta be better than
    doing nothing, right?
[20:58] K
    Plus, the first step to pulling
    anything off is to try it!
[21:01] Body
    True enough.
[21:03] K
    That being the case, everyone...
[21:06] K
    Go get 'er!
[21:07] Magic 1
    Mission...
[21:08] Magic 2
    Accepted!
[21:09] Body
    And underway!
[21:19] Body
    Okay, here we are! Let's devour her mind!
[21:22] Magics
    Right!
[21:29] K
    I'm counting on you guys.
[23:11] Hugo
    Everything is set on my end.
[23:16] Cylis
    I'm pleased to hear it.
[23:21] Hugo
    Just a bit longer, Schlain...
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    You're Rebelling? I'm, Self-Deprecating
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E14 - You're Rebelling? I'm, Self-Deprecating

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[00:09] John
    What is the Ohts Kingdom thinking?
[00:13] John
    These trade restrictions are going to be
    worse for them than for us in Keren County.
[00:20] Seras
    You weren't able to meet with the King?
[00:22] John
    No. They said he was too busy every
    time I tried to bring it up.
[00:27] Seras
    They're really going to restrict merchants
    traveling into and out of Ohts, then?
[00:33] John
    This is all way too sudden.
    What could've caused it?
[00:43] Seras
    There, there. That was a
    scary bump, wasn't it?
[00:46] John
    Sorry about that.
[00:47] Seras
    It's not scary anymore.
[00:51] Seras
    It's okay, don't worry.
[00:54] Seras
    See, you're fine, aren't you?
[00:57] Seras
    What a good girl.
SIGN    You're Rebelling? I'm, Self-Deprecating
[02:32] K
    That Mother of mine is bad news.
[02:35] K
    "Come back!"
[02:36] K
    Like, you're not some lonely homemaker
    nagging your adult kids to come visit, y'know?
[02:45] K
    For now, I think I'll let them tackle her.
SIGN    Body
[02:50] Trio
    Behold!
[02:50] Trio
    We are Parallel Sentai—
[02:52] K
    No Sentai poses, please!
[02:54] K
    Granted, having them react to everything
    I would do was kind of annoying,
[02:59] K
    but now that they're gone,
     I kinda miss them.
[03:03] K
    Ah, people can be so selfish...
[03:05] K
    Not that I'm actually human anymore!
[03:08] K
    All right, let's keep this
    melancholy solo journey moving.
[03:13] Escort 1
    Protect the carriage!
[03:14] Escort 2
    Make sure the door is protected!
[03:16] Escort 1
    What are we facing?
[03:17] Escort 3
    There're three over here!
[03:18] Escort 2
    Here they come! Three more!
[03:19] K
    Oh, crap, I ran into humans.
[03:26] K
    I guess they're busy?
[03:28] K
    Oh, I know what this is. This is banditry.
[03:32] K
    What should I do? Getting involved
    seems like it'd be be trouble,
[03:36] K
    and I've been kinda avoiding humans...
[03:38] K
    But I'd feel guilty if I didn't do anything.
[03:41] K
    Even if I did help, I'm still a monster!
[03:46] K
    There's a big chance they'd
    turn on me next, right?
[03:50] K
    Maybe I should wait until the carriage side
    is wiped out before going after the bandits?
[03:54] K
    I get more experience points from
    humans than monsters, after all.
[03:58] K
    I'm not about to slaughter normal people,
    but bandits are fair game, right?
[04:04] K
    I get the EXP, so I'm happy!
[04:07] K
    Regular folks have fewer bandits
    to deal with, so they're happy!
[04:12] K
    Plus, when I ate those guys who burnt
    my house down in the labyrinth...
[04:16] K
    I got the impression that
    handsome ones tasted better.
[04:20] K
    I could really go for some hotties...
    That'd hit the spot! Some hotties!
[04:26] K
    Probably not on the menu this time.
[04:29] K
    Huh? There's a baby?
[04:34] Merazophis
    Sir, you need to flee—
[04:39] John
    Merazophis!
[04:53] K
    I guess we're doing this.
[04:55] K
    Time to save the day.
[04:57] Bandit 2
    A m-monster?
[04:59] Bandit 6
    I've n-never seen one like it before!
[05:00] Bandit 5
    I-It got the boss.
[05:10] Bandit 2
    Run for it!
[05:14] Bandit 5
    H-Help!
[05:27] K
    And that's a wrap!
[05:31] K
    Y'know, if I was some
    kinda prince or knight...
[05:38] K
    Are you hurt, milady?
[05:43] K
    Gross!
[05:47] K
    Man...
[05:49] K
    I guess I might as well go
    all-in on this helping crap.
[06:07] K
    Okay, I figure it's time to go.
[06:11] Merazophis
    M-Ma'am, it's dangerous!
[06:15] Western Lady
    Please, wait! Tell me your name!
[06:21] K
    Just a spider who was
    passing through, ma'am.
[06:24] K
    So what?
[06:26] K
    Hey, that must be the baby that was crying.
[06:30] K
    You doing okay?
SIGN     (Shouko Negishi)
    <Human Vampire LV1 Name: Sophia Keren>
    Status:
SIGN    Offense:
SIGN    Defense:
SIGN    Magic Power:
SIGN    Resistance:
SIGN    Speed:
SIGN    Skills:
     "Vampire LV1" "Undying Body LV1" "HP Auto-Recovery LV1" "Magic Power Perception LV3" "Magic Power Operation LV3" "Night Vision LV1"
     "Five Sense Enhancement LV1" "n%I=W"
     Skill Points: 75000
     Titles:
     "Vampire" "Progenitor"
SIGN     (Shouko Negishi)
    <Human Vampire LV1 Name: Sophia Keren>
[06:35] K
    Wait, a vampire?!
[06:36] K
    And what's with the name?!
[06:37] K
    What does that even mean, seriously?!
[06:39] K
    Shouko Negishi? What the hell?
[06:42] K
    I don't follow!
[06:44] K
    Gimme a sec to comprehend.
[06:48] K
    Maybe in this world you write "Sophia Keren,"
    but it's pronounced "Shouko Negishi"!
[06:55] K
    No, that doesn't make any sense!
[06:57] K
    Plus, how would you know whether the
    kanji read as "Shouko" or "Atsuko"!
[07:02] K
    It could even be "Shoushi Kongan!"
[07:05] K
    I think I'm starting to
    make less sense now.
[07:08] K
    Wait a minute, is she a reincarnation?
[07:12] K
    Well I'm one, so it shouldn't surprise
    me that there are others out there.
[07:18] K
    But how's that fair?!
    She gets to be a vampire?!
[07:21] K
    I'm a freaking spider!
[07:22] K
    Plus, she's already a super-cute baby!
[07:26] K
    So when she grows up, she gets
    to be cute and a vampire?!
[07:30] K
    Isn't that a little greedy?!
    Hell, when I was born...
[07:33] K
    That was me!
[07:34] K
    And when I grow up,
    it's probably gonna be like that!
[07:39] K
    No fair! So mean! This is biased!
[07:42] K
    How do you even get reincarnation bias?!
[07:46] K
    Well, fine, then!
[07:48] K
    I hope you enjoy your bloodsucking
    life being a pretty vampire princess!
[07:54] K
    Not me! It's never me!
[08:03] K
    Fine! It's fine! Humans are humans,
    and spiders are spiders.
[08:06] K
    Boo-hoo-hoo...
SIGN    Search
[08:16] Elf E
    The carriage is stopped. It seems
    they were attacked by bandits.
[08:21] Elf A
    And the baby?
[08:22] Elf B
    Alive.
[08:24] Elf A
    Good.
[08:26] K
    Are those...
[08:28] K
    Elves?! I finally got a look
    at the classic fantasy race!
[08:33] Elf A
    We're taking the baby alive.
[08:36] Elf E
    And the other humans?
[08:37] Elf A
    They don't matter. Kill them.
[08:53] K
    I was jealous about the vampire thing...
[08:57] K
    But it looks like she's caught
    up in her own troubles.
[09:01] K
    I guess in the end,
    everybody's playing on hard mode.
[09:13] Shun
    Excuse me.
[09:17] King
    Oh, Schlain!
[09:20] King
    What is it? Did you need something?
[09:22] Shun
    Didn't you call for me, Father?
[09:26] King
    You think I did?
[09:28] Shun
    Yes, that's what Sue said.
[09:31] King
    Well, I didn't call for you.
[09:34] Shun
    But she said to come to your office,
    because you had something to discuss.
[09:45] Shun
    Father?
[09:47] Shun
    Sue?!
[10:06] Shun
    Sue, what have you...
[10:10] Sue
    Nii-sama, what have you done?!
[10:16] Cylis
    What's going on here?!
[10:17] Sue
    Nii-sama... he killed Father!
[10:20] Cylis
    What?!
[10:21] Cylis
    Schlain! Have you gone mad?!
[10:23] Shun
    No! It wasn't me!
[10:26] Cylis
    Guards! Restrain Schlain!
[10:34] Hugo
    Yo! Look at the big Hero now.
[10:39] Shun
    That voice...
[10:41] Shun
    Is that you, Hugo?
[10:46] Hugo
    Bingo.
[10:47] Cylis
    You didn't need to reveal yourself, Hugo.
[10:51] Hugo
    Aw, it's fine. Don't they call
    things like this "parting gifts"?
[10:55] Shun
    Cylis-niisama... what is this?
[11:00] Hugo
    Pretty wild, right?
    Hard to understand. I get it.
[11:05] Hugo
    Turns out your bro wants the throne.
[11:08] Hugo
    And I want revenge on you and Oka...
[11:11] Hugo
    Which means we both need you gone.
[11:14] Shun
    Why? Cylis-niisama was already
    next in line for the throne.
[11:21] Cylis
    Wrong.
[11:22] Cylis
    Father was thinking about making you king.
[11:27] Hugo
    Seems the plan was to name you
    as the heir to the throne
[11:30] Hugo
    before news about you
    being the Hero got out,
[11:32] Hugo
    which gives them an excuse to
    keep you off the battlefield.
[11:39] Cylis
    I refuse to relinquish my
    throne for such foolishness!
[11:43] Hugo
    And that's how we teamed up!
[11:46] Hugo
    And it's not just me
    and your big bro, either.
[11:51] Sue
    Nii-sama, I'm sorry, but please die.
[11:55] Shun
    Sue... why?
[11:57] Sue
    I've realized what true love really is.
[12:00] Sue
    For that, I don't mind killing you.
[12:05] Shun
    Sue...
SIGN    "Hypnotized" "Brainwashed" "Charmed"
[12:08] Hugo
    Hey, you noticed? You catch on already?
[12:11] Hugo
    Yeah, that's all me!
[12:14] Hugo
    How's it feel, having everything
     taken from you?
[12:18] Hugo
    Sucks, right? Trust me,
    I know from experience!
[12:26] Shun
    Let Sue go!
[12:30] Hugo
    Asshole!
[12:36] Sophia
    Huh... You're tougher than I thought.
[12:50] Hugo
    Sophia!
SIGN    <Appraise>
SIGN    <Appraisal was blocked.>
[12:59] Shun
    Wh-What?! She can block Appraisals?
[13:02] Shun
    There's a skill like that?!
[13:03] Hugo
    Stay out out of this, Sophia!
[13:07] Hugo
    He's mine!
[13:09] Sophia
    Really? I just saw him slug you.
[13:13] Cylis
    Enough! Just get rid of him!
[13:15] Hugo
    Bye now, Hero!
[13:22] Fil
    I don't think so!
[13:24] Hugo
    Oka!
[13:31] Fil
    You...
[13:35] Fil
    Shun-kun!
[13:36] Fil
    We need to run!
[13:37] Hugo
    Get back here, Oka!
[13:40] Cylis
    Don't let them escape, go!
[13:44] Shun
    Sensei, Sue's...
[13:46] Shun
    We can't leave Sue behind!
[13:47] Fil
    No! We need to escape for now!
[13:50] Shun
    But...
[13:51] Anna
    Schlain-sama!
[13:53] Shun
    Hyrince-san! Anna!
[13:55] Hyrince
    Shun! I know you're probably upset,
    but we need to get out of here.
[13:59] Hyrince
    Come on!
[14:03] Hyrince
    This way!
[14:07] Shun
    Sue...
[14:12] Shun
    What...
[14:13] Shun
    is happening?
[14:14] Anna
    It's a rebellion.
[14:16] Shun
    It is?!
[14:17] Fil
    Arranged by Crown Prince Cylis and Hugo-kun.
[14:20] Fil
    But they're going to pin the blame on you,
[14:24] Fil
    and then try to take credit for
    suppressing the rebellion.
[14:28] Hyrince
    The guys fighting the castle
    guards are from Leston's forces!
[14:52] Shun
    Leston-niisama!
[14:56] Leston
    Shun! This is our chance, come on!
[15:15] Shun
    The church declared a new Hero?
[15:19] Fil
    Yes... Hugo Baint Renxandt.
[15:23] Shun
    Hugo?! That's crazy!
[15:25] Fil
    The Church is in on everything.
[15:29] Hyrince
    I don't understand why they'd cooperate
    with such a ludicrous scheme!
[15:33] Leston
    Oka-san, do you have any ideas?
[15:36] Fil
    The safest assumption is that Hugo-kun's
    brainwashing extends to the church, too.
[15:42] Shun
    That can't be...
[15:44] Shun
    Brainwashing skills don't
    last for that long!
[15:47] Shun
    They can't be used for
    something of this scale.
[15:49] Fil
    One of the higher-ranked skills, Lust of
    the Seven Deadly Sins, is an exception.
[15:54] Fil
    The potency of its mind control
    is leagues above the others.
[15:57] Hyrince
    And you think Hugo has that skill?
[15:59] Fil
    I'm afraid we can't count on
    this country's help anymore.
[16:02] Shun
    If we can get rid of Hugo,
    maybe we can salvage things!
[16:05] Fil
    It's too late.
[16:13] Fil
    As long as Sophia-san is with the opposition,
     we don't stand a chance.
[16:21] Shun
    Sophia... just who is she, anyway?
[16:29] Leston
    Oh, no.
[16:30] Hyrince
    We're surrounded.
[16:31] Fil
    We'll have to fight our way out.
[16:33] Leston
    Shun, use my sword.
[16:37] Leston
    It's a holy blade passed down
    through the royal family.
[16:39] Leston
    The Hero should be the one wielding it.
[16:42] Shun
    Right.
[16:43] fil
    Here they come!
[16:44] Katia
    You're wasting your time.
[16:47] Katia
    You should know when to give up, Shun.
[16:53] Shun
    Katia... not you, too.
[17:01] Shun
    Katia!
[17:02] Katia
    Surrender now!
SIGN    "Hypnotized" "Charmed"
    "Brainwashed"
[17:03] Shun
    Damn it...
[17:06] Katia
    Your tricks won't save you!
[17:08] Shun
    Stupid!
[17:13] Shun
    What is wrong with you?!
    You almost hit your own troops!
[17:16] Katia
    How naive of you, to worry about the enemy!
[17:20] Shun
    Katia, wake up already!
[17:22] Katia
    Be silent. I'm quite awake!
[17:25] Katia
    Now be purged like the traitors you are!
[17:29] Shun
    You dumbass!
[17:31] Shun
    Katia!
[17:44] Shun
    Kanata!
[17:47] Katia
    Shun?
[17:53] Shun
    Katia...
[18:01] Hyrince
    Shun!
[18:03] Anna
    Schlain-sama!
[18:15] Katia
    Shun...
[18:17] Katia
    Shun... I... I can't...
[18:21] Shun
    Katia?! Did you snap out of it?
[18:23] Katia
    Shun... Won't last long...
[18:26] Katia
    You have to stab me!
    Before I attack again!
[18:30] Shun
    Katia!
[18:33] Katia
    Hurry! Shun, please!
[18:37] Shun
    I can't...
[18:44] Shun
    Katia!
[18:47] Fil
    Shun-kun?
[18:50] Shun
    Katia! Katia!
[18:52] Shun
    Why would you...
[18:53] Anna
    Schlain-sama...
[18:55] Shun
    Katia... Katia, you can't...
[18:59] Shun
    Don't go, Katia!
[19:01] Anna
    I'm afraid that Karnatia-sama is already...
[19:04] Shun
    No!
[19:06] Shun
    You can't! Don't die!
[19:08] Shun
    Katia!
[19:11] Shun
    No...
[19:12] Shun
    Katia!
[19:22] Shun
    Katia, open your eyes!
[19:25] Shun
    Katia!
[19:27] Katia
    Shun?
[19:30] Shun
    You're awake...
[19:33] Shun
    You stupid jerk!
[19:38] Shun
    Anna, look after Katia.
[19:49] Fil
    If Katia-san has regained control,
    there's no need to hold back anymore!
[20:02] Fil
    You...
[20:05] Sophia
    Here we are again.
[20:07] Sophia
    I got you something.
[20:12] Shun
    Potimas?
[20:18] Sophia
    Nasty.
[20:20] Sophia
    I guess when you're rotten to the core,
     even your blood tastes bad.
[20:24] Fil
    Did you...
[20:25] Fil
    Why, Negi—
[20:26] Sophia
    I told you not to call me that.
[20:31] Sophia
    And don't give me any nonsense
    about not killing, okay?
[20:35] Sophia
    Especially considering how much you've done.
[20:38] Sophia
    We're not in Japan anymore.
[20:41] Shun
    You're... a reincarnation?
[20:45] Sophia
    You want to fight me? Can't recommend it.
[20:48] Sophia
    See, I was told not to
    go after Sensei here.
[20:55] Sophia
    This is just self-defense.
    I didn't want to fight, did I?
[20:59] Sophia
    So it's not my fault, right?
[21:01] Shun
    Magic... doesn't work?
[21:16] Shun
    Sensei!
[21:22] Sophia
    Ready to give up?
[21:27] Anna
    Your healing magic's run out?
[21:32] Katia
    Shun...
[21:35] Shun
    Damn it...
[21:37] Fei
    And just when it seems all was lost!
[21:55] Shun
    Fei?!
[21:56] Fei
    A hero has to show up just
    in the nick of time, right?
[21:59] Shun
    You... You're... and wings?
[22:03] Fei
    Oh, I just woke up, so I'm not
    too sure what the deal is.
[22:08] Fei
    But you're in trouble, right?
[22:11] Shun
    Yeah. You saved us.
[22:14] Leston
    Shun! Get on the dragon and get out of here!
[22:17] Sophia
    You think I'm going to let you get away?
[22:21] Fei
    No... not that it matters!
[22:34] Shun
    Leston-niisama!
[23:00] Shun
    Why is all of this happening?!
[23:06] Demon Lord
    How'd it go?
[23:07] Sophia
    Smoothly. I managed to get everything done.
[23:12] Demon Lord
    Poor Yamada-kun.
[23:15] Sophia
    Oh, it's fine.
[23:16] Sophia
    He's been living in a peaceful country
    with all kinds of comforts for so long.
[23:20] Sophia
    He should suffer a little bit, like I have.
[23:23] Demon Lord
    Wow, okay. Just don't do anything
    to jeopardize the plan, all right?
[23:29] Sophia
    As you wish...
[23:31] Sophia
    Demon Lord.
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Did Mother, Send These Annoying Puppet Spiders?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E15 - Did Mother, Send These Annoying Puppet Spiders?

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[00:21] Magic 1
    I was formerly known as Magic Brain 1.
[00:25] Magic 1
    I currently find myself inside
    of Mother's mental landscape.
[00:27] Magic 1
    It all began when...
[00:29] Body
    Hey, Magic 1! Get off your
    butt and get back to work!
[00:33] Magic 1
    Fine...
[00:35] Magic 1
    Seriously, it's just nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
[00:38] Magic 1
    This is why nobody likes
    muscle-brained athletic types.
[00:41] Body
    The real problem here is—
[00:45] Magic 1
    Well, she certainly flew far.
[00:48] Magic 2
    Fore!
[00:55] Body
    Ow!
[00:56] Body
    That seriously, seriously hurt!
[00:58] Body
    Augh, that hurts!
[01:00] Body
    Did you hear me?! It seriously hurt!
[01:00] Magic 1
    Settle down, Body Brain.
[01:03] Magic 1
    We have Heresy Nullification, remember?
[01:06] Magic 2
    That's right!
[01:07] Magic 2
    That nullifies any damage to the mind,
    so you shouldn't actually be in pain.
[01:11] Body
    And what's wrong with at
    least acting like I am?
[01:14] Magic 2
    'Cuz it's a waste time!
[01:22] Body
    What's with you?
[01:24] Magic 1
    I've just been thinking
    how we keep attacking her,
[01:27] Magic 1
    yet Mother doesn't seem to
    do anything in response.
[01:30] Body
    Doesn't Heresy Nullification mean
    she can't, even if she wants to?
[01:33] Magic 1
    I hope you're right.
[01:35] Magic 2
    Well, worrying about it
    isn't gonna get us answers.
[01:38] Magic 2
    Let's finish eating and get
    back to our body!
[01:40] Body
    Yeah!
[01:41] Magic 1
    I guess.
SIGN    Did Mother, Send These Annoying Puppet Spiders?
[03:21] K
    I wonder if the baby bloodsucker
    is gonna be okay?
[03:24] K
    Seems like she's a target.
[03:27] K
    Well, she has to have it easier
    than if she'd been born as a spider!
[03:32] K
    And I've got my own business to
    attend to, so let's put that aside.
[03:35] K
    Yep, sounds good!
[03:37] K
    Come to think of it, I haven't heard anything
    from the Parallel Minds I sent after Mother.
[03:43] K
    Oh, well, no news is probably good news!
[03:57] Magic 1
    That's half of the legs,
    after all this time!
[04:00] Magic 2
    I thought we were never
    going to get anywhere,
[04:03] Magic 2
    but now, maybe we can pull this off!
[04:04] Body
    What is with you two?! The second
    I look away, you start slacking!
[04:07] Body
    Get back to work!
[04:08] Magic 2
    'Kay...
[04:13] Magic 1
    Seriously, doesn't this seem weird?
[04:15] Body
    Weird how?
[04:17] Magic 1
    It's going to take a while, but if nothing
    else happens, Mother is definitely going down.
[04:22] Body
    That's a good thing!
[04:24] Magic 1
    But she hasn't done anything.
[04:27] Body
    Maybe she's given up since
    she's too big to get outside?
[04:31] Magic 1
    That can't be it.
[04:33] Magic 2
    What, whatcha guys talking about?
[04:35] Magic 1
    Just about how creepy it is that
    Mother hasn't tried to do anything.
[04:39] Magic 2
    You've got a point. She's got
    all of these offspring still,
[04:44] Magic 2
    but she hasn't sent them
    after our body at all.
[04:47] Magic 2
    She's even got some Archs left.
[04:49] Magic 1
    If she sent multiple Archs at once,
    they'd have a decent chance of winning.
[04:55] Magic 2
    But if that happens, our body will
    probably just teleport away.
[05:01] Magic 1
    She'd run?
[05:02] Body
    You obviously run if you don't
    have a decent shot at winning.
[05:05] Magic 1
    Maybe Mother understands that.
[05:09] Magic 1
    We've been connected to her
    from the minute we were born.
[05:13] Body
    Would she really pay that much attention to
    a single offspring? Look at how many she has!
[05:18] Body
    But we're irregular by nature.
[05:21] Body
    Maybe she kept an eye on us.
[05:23] Magic 2
    Th-Then maybe that previous attack...
[05:27] Body
    She might've sent a big enough force that
    we wouldn't give up and run away.
[05:34] Magic 1
    I think Mother has to be pretty smart.
[05:37] Magic 2
    Which means the fact that she hasn't
    done anything is really strange!
[05:41] Magic 1
    Is she waiting for something?
[05:43] Body
    Waiting for what, though?
[05:46] Magic
    I couldn't tell—
[05:49] Magic 2
    What was that sound just now?!
[06:04] Body
    What's she doing?!
[06:15] Magic 1
    She got us!
[06:16] Body
    Let our body know about this, fast!
[06:19] Magic 2
    On it!
[06:22] Body
    What's wrong?!
[06:23] Magic 2
    It didn't work!
[06:24] Magic 2
    I think Mother's keeping
    us from getting through!
[06:26] Magic 1
    Did she cut our connection to our body?
[06:29] Magic 1
    Was she quiet this entire time because she was
    waiting until she had the chance to separate us?
[06:34] Magic 1
    And now, all of her minions...
[06:37] Magic 2
    She's ready to do this!
[06:39] Magic 2
    She's going after our body,
    and she's out for blood!
[06:42] Body
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
[06:46] Magic 2
    We can't do anything!
[06:50] Magic 1
    Information Brain...
[06:51] Magic 1
    Our assumption that Mother can't
    get outside just fell apart.
[06:58] K
    Now, then, what should I eat today?
[07:02] K
    I wonder if there are wild
    boars and deer in this world.
[07:05] K
    Then I could throw them in
    a hotpot and cook them up!
[07:08] K
    And then afterward, some tasty fruits!
[07:14] K
    This is gonna be so good!
[07:17] K
    Hey, I already found some!
[07:19] K
    Looks like I'm starting with dessert!
     But who's gonna complain?
[07:25] K
    So tasty! So sweet!
[07:28] K
    So fantastic!
[07:30] K
    I am so glad to be outside!
[07:35] K
    Shaking?
[07:38] K
    This is bad!
[07:39] K
    I need to get out of here fa—
[07:54] K
    What is Mother doing outside?!
SIGN    <Queen Taratect (Weakened) LV89>
    Status
SIGN    Offense:20439 (MAX24439) Defense:20286 (MAX24286) Magic Power:17977 (MAX21977)
    Resistance:17946 (MAX21946) Speed:20400 (MAX24400)
    Skills:
    "HP Ultra-Fast Recovery LV4" "MP Rapid Recovery LV10" "MP Minimized Consumption LV10" "Magic Divinity LV3" "Magic Power Conferment LV5" "Magic Power Super-Attack LV1" "SP Rapid Recovery LV10" "SP Minimized Consumption LV10" "Destruction Super-Enhancement LV5"
    "Impact Super Enhancement LV6" "Cutting Super-Enhancement LV3" "Piercing Super-Enhancement LV5" "Shock Super-Enhancement LV5" "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV10" "Battle Divinity LV9" "Energy Conferment LV10" "Ability Conferment LV6" "Energy Super-Attack LV3" "Divine Dragon Power LV6"
    "Dragon Barrier LV2" "Deadly Poison Attack LV10" "Super Paralysis Attack LV10" "Heresy Attack LV7" "Poison Synthesis LV10" "Medicine Synthesis LV10" "Thread Genius LV10" "Divine Thread Weaving" "Thread Control LV10" "Telekinesis LV3" "Throw LV10" "Expel LV10"
    "Dimensional Maneuvering LV10" "Kin Control LV10" "Egg-Laying LV10" "Concentration LV10" "Thought Acceleration LV9" "Future Sight LV3" "Parallel Minds LV9" "High-Speed Processing LV10" "Hit LV10" "Evasion LV10" "Probability Super-Correction LV10" "Stealth LV10"
    "Concealment LV2" "Silence LV10" "Odorless LV1" "Emperor" "Heresy Magic LV10" "Shadow Magic LV10" "Dark Magic LV10" "Black Magic LV4" "Poison Magic LV10" "Healing Magic LV10" "Demon Lord LV5" "Satiation LV10" "Destruction Super-Resistance LV4"
    "Impact Nullification" "Cutting Super-Resistance LV4" "Piercing Super-Resistance LV4" "Impact Super-Resistance LV4" "Flame Resistance LV2" "Flood Resistance LV1" "Gale Resistance LV1" "Terrain Resistance LV2" "Bolt Resistance LV1" "Light Resistance LV9" "Black Magic Resistance LV4"
    "Heavy Resistance LV1" "Status Condition Nullification" "Acid Super-Resistance LV3" "Rot Resistance LV8" "Faint Resistance LV5" "Fear Resistance LV8" "Heresy Resistance LV9" "Pain Nullification" "Suffering Nullification" "Night Vision LV10" "Clairvoyance LV10" "Five Senses Super-Enhancement LV10"
    "Perception Expansion LV8" "Divinity Expansion LV2" "Ultimate Life LV10" "Ultimate Magic LV10" "Ultimate Movement LV10" "Fortune LV10" "Fortitude LV10" "Stronghold LV10" "Deva LV10" "Sanctum LV10" "Skanda LV10" "Taboo LV10"
    Skill Points:164500
    Titles
    "Kin Eater" "Foul Feeder" "Poison Technique User" "Thread User" "Assassin" "Human Slayer" "Fearbringer" "Merciless" "Monster Slaughterer" "Wyrm Slayer" "Dragon Slayer" "Champion" "Monster Calamity" "Lord"
    "Human Slaughterer" "Wyrm Slaughterer" "Human Calamity"
[07:59] K
    She's an absolute freaking beast!
[08:01] K
    And about five times stronger than Araba?!
[08:04] K
    There's no way I can fight that thing!
[08:07] K
    Run for it!
[08:11] K
    Gotta run, gotta run, gotta run, gotta run!
[08:15] K
    Gotta run, gotta run, gotta run!
[08:17] K
    Gotta run for it!
[08:25] K
    And why didn't my Parallel Minds
     warn me about this?!
[08:30] K
    Hello?! Anyone there?!
[08:34] K
    I don't think I need to guess:
     She probably cut off the connection.
[08:37] K
    This is awful!
[08:39] K
    I've got a lot of questions,
[08:42] K
    like how she got out of the labyrinth,
    and how she knew where to find me...
[08:47] K
    But they can wait!
[08:51] K
    I have to teleport out of here!
[08:54] K
    Even with Height of Occultism,
    long-distance teleportation takes a while!
[09:03] K
    All she's done is walk,
    and it's like a natural disaster...
[09:06] K
    If she catches up to me, I'll be pulverized!
[09:13] K
    It's kind of cheap to be able to fire off a
    big gun like that while running, y'know?!
[09:19] K
    I need to finish transcribing
    this spell already!
[09:22] K
    She's gonna catch me!
[09:24] K
    Have to evade...
[09:32] K
    But I can't!
[09:47] K
    That was terrifying.
[09:50] K
    If my teleportation had been a second later,
    I would've just been a smear.
[09:56] K
    That explains why it was hard to walk.
[09:58] K
    It's a shame to be stuck down
    here after getting outside,
[10:00] K
    but I might as well hole up in
    the old pad until I'm healed.
[10:03] K
    Down we go...
[10:13] K
    Two Archs?
[10:16] K
    And a bunch of the little ones!
[10:25] K
    Excuse me?!
[10:33] K
    The fact that they're here with this kind
    of timing has to be Mother's doing.
[10:38] K
    Did she realize I was going
    to teleport back to my house?
[10:43] K
    I may have underestimated how smart she is.
[10:53] K
    P-Poison? Even with resistance,
    this is looking really bad.
[11:11] K
    Five of them?
[11:12] K
    I think Mother's dead set on some
    good old-fashioned filicide.
[11:16] K
    I would've already been resting in pieces
    without that Perseverance skill.
[11:20] K
    I'm dead as soon as my MP runs out.
[11:22] K
    That said, since I have auto-MP regeneration
    thanks to Height of Occultism,
[11:27] K
    I won't be dead in the next few seconds.
[11:29] K
    But if they do more damage than
    I can heal, that'll be it.
[11:38] K
    This is getting me nowhere!
[11:40] K
    I have to head to the Middle Stratum
    if I want to take these guys down!
[11:47] K
    But they're not leaving
    me any openings I can use to run.
[11:51] K
    If there's no opening, I have to make one.
[11:54] K
    Poison Mist!
[12:02] K
    Okay, so far, so good!
[12:07] K
    They're really fast! I don't
    have a chance to teleport!
[12:16] K
    Okay, I managed to get some distance...
[12:18] K
    For my next trick, how about a sauna
    endurance test in the Middle Stratum?
[12:25] K
    There's the entrance!
[12:30] K
    What the hell is this thing?
[12:33] K
    A puppet?
[12:40] K
    So fast!
[12:41] K
    And it uses weapons?!
[12:43] K
    How is that fair?!
[12:51] K
    Wait, is that its real body?
[12:53] K
    That is a really big
    size-strength discrepancy!
[12:58] K
    This one has to be Mother's secret weapon!
[13:03] K
    A puppet in front of me, and Archs
    to my back... Five of them!
[13:08] K
    I'm already having trouble moving
    with so many legs missing.
[13:13] K
    And they're not gonna give me the
    time I need for teleportation magic.
[13:17] K
    The puppet is guarding the
    route to the Middle Stratum,
[13:19] K
    where I might be able to
    even the odds a little.
[13:27] K
    Why do I feel like I'm closer to dying
    now than when I was fighting Araba?
[13:33] K
    I don't wanna die!
    I seriously don't wanna die!
[13:39] K
    I'm giving up...
[13:41] K
    When pigs fly!
[13:49] K
    Black Bullets!
[14:02] K
    Keep an eye open for Future Sight,
[14:04] K
    and then use Jinx Evil Eye with
    the others to absorb their MP!
[14:08] K
    All while keeping up the
    Black Bullet barrage!
[14:13] K
    All right, that'll give me
    some room to breathe!
[14:15] K
    Now if I can heal a bit while
    holding this position,
[14:17] K
    I can figure my next—
[14:20] K
    I guess Black Bullet isn't
    strong enough to stop them.
[14:27] K
    Black Spear!
[14:31] K
    Black Bullet!
[14:33] K
    Black Bullet!
[14:34] K
    Black Spear!
[14:36] K
    Damn it, I can't use both of them at once!
[14:41] K
    If I had even one of the Parallel Minds,
    we'd be able to keep both of them going.
[14:49] K
    I'm glad it's not attacking
    in sync with the Archs,
[14:53] K
    but having the route to the Middle Stratum
    blocked off is really irritating!
[14:57] ---
    
[15:02] K
    If I head in the opposite direction,
    I'm gonna get further from where I want to be.
[15:06] K
    Plus, they're not going to
    just let me waltz on by.
[15:13] K
    This is so damn annoying!
[15:15] K
    Would you guys just pipe down?!
[15:18] K
    I don't see any way out
    of this! What do I do?!
[15:22] K
    It'd be a huge help if I could level up, but
    it hasn't been long enough since last time,
[15:26] K
    so I don't have enough EXP...
[15:29] K
    Wait, they might be weaklings,
    but I've killed plenty of Small Taratects!
[15:35] K
    I guess every little bit does help!
[15:38] K
    Now, who looks like they'll
    go down the easiest?
[15:44] K
    C-Crap!
[15:45] K
    Ow...
[16:04] K
    That was my Phoenix Illusion—
[16:06] K
    Wait, no...
SIGN    <Heresy Magic: Phantasm>
[16:08] K
    Heresy Magic: Phantasm!
[16:11] K
    All of you were looking at an illusion!
SIGN    Search
[16:28] K
    I can see you all just fine,
    since I've got you marked!
[16:31] K
    If I can ambush them, I have a good chance!
[16:34] K
    Time to wi—
[16:47] K
    That stupid freaking puppet!
[16:50] K
    I have to get this off me!
[16:57] K
    Argh!
[17:05] K
    Feels like... my guts are
    gonna get squished out...
[17:14] K
    All I've got left is
    Annihilating Evil Eye.
[17:17] K
    B-But if it doesn't kill the Arch...
[17:24] K
    I don't have... time...
[17:28] K
    To think it over!
[17:35] K
    Okay, I think that worked.
[17:41] K
    Seriously?! I blast half your face
    off and you can still move?!
[17:48] K
    If this doesn't do it, I'm totally dead!
[18:05] K
    Back in action!
[18:10] K
    Have some Poison Fangs!
[18:25] K
    Okay, this will be my chance.
[18:30] K
    Yeah, you noticed what I was after, huh?
[18:34] K
    You probably plan to take the Arch
    down and me with it, right?
[18:38] K
    Except...
[18:39] K
    You were too slow!
[19:01] K
    I managed to pull that off somehow.
[19:03] K
    Oh, I better pull it up unless
    I want to be eating charcoal.
[19:12] K
    That was as close as it's ever been.
[19:14] K
    A single screw-up and I could've
    been dead for real.
[19:19] K
    Come to think of it...
[19:21] K
    That Puppet Taratect didn't
    show up in the evolution tree.
[19:25] K
    I wonder if it's a special breed that
    you can't evolve into normally?
[19:29] K
    No point wondering about it!
[19:31] K
    Now I need to start scoping out Mother...
[19:34] K
    But I still can't contact my Parallel Minds.
[19:39] K
    Well, I should evolve first, anyway!
[19:41] K
    Especially if I'm gonna be taking
    on all these crazy strong enemies.
SIGN    <Evolution Option: Zana Horowa>
[19:46] K
    The monsters around here aren't
    going to mess with me,
[19:49] K
    and I have the Arch to munch on after
    I evolve, so I should be okay.
[19:53] K
    Okay, let's evolve!
[19:56] Voice
    Ede Saine will now evolve into Zana Horowa.
[21:39] Shun
    Sue...
[21:43] Katia
    Shun, I don't know how much comfort this is,
[21:46] Katia
    but I don't think she'll be in any danger as
    long as the brainwashing is affecting her.
[21:57] Shun
    If I had done a better job...
[22:00] Shun
    This wouldn't have happened
    to you or Sue.
[22:03] Katia
    Don't blame yourself.
[22:04] Katia
    If it wasn't for your Mercy
    skill, I would be dead already.
[22:10] Fil
    Everyone, please gather around.
[22:15] Fil
    We are not in a strong position right now.
[22:18] Leston
    With the Church in his thrall,
[22:21] Leston
    it's fair to say Prince Hugo nearly
    has the world in his hands.
[22:23] Hyrince
    If we don't stop him soon, the demons
    are going to have the run of the place.
[22:28] Fil
    It seems Hugo has begun a
    march on the elf village.
[22:33] Shun
    In that case, let's intercept
    him and take them down!
[22:37] Hyrince
    There's one problem with that.
[22:39] Hyrince
    Look here.
[22:41] Hyrince
    If we want to head to the
    elf village from here...
[22:44] Hyrince
    This is the route we'd need to take.
[22:47] Shun
    What's the problem?
[22:49] Hyrince
    The largest labyrinth in the world,
[22:51] Hyrince
    the Great Elroe Labyrinth,
    would be part of our route.
[22:55] Hyrince
    That place is crawling
    with dangerous monsters.
[23:03] Shun
    Is there any other way?
[23:05] Hyrince
    None.
[23:05] Katia
    It seems we don't have a choice.
[23:09] Leston
    I don't feel right about leaving
    our kingdom the way things are.
[23:13] Leston
    I'm going to head back for now.
[23:16] Leston
    Shun...
[23:18] Leston
    As the true Hero, you must strike down the
    false Hero that threatens the human race.
[23:23] Leston
    You have to strike down Prince Hugo.
[23:27] Shun
    I understand.
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Am I Getting, Ahead Of Myself?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E16 - Am I Getting Ahead Of Myself?

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SIGN    <Evolution complete.>
[00:00] Voice/Sign
    Evolution complete.
SIGN    <Your race is now: Zana Horowa.>
[00:03] Voice/Sign
    Your race is now: Zana Horowa.
[00:06] Voice/Sign
    All core stats have increased.
SIGN    <All core stats have increased.
     Proficiency-based skill level-up bonus acquired.>
[00:09] Voice/Sign
    Proficiency-based skill
    level up bonus acquired.
SIGN    Offense: 2833 Defense:2904 Magic Power:12599
    Skills
    "HP Rapid Recovery LV9" "Height of Occultism" "Magic Divinity LV3" "Magic Power Conferment LV8"
    "Destruction Enhancement LV7" "Cutting Enhancement LV9" "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV2" "Battle Divinity LV1"
    "Heresy Attack LV6" "Poison Synthesis LV10" "Medicine Synthesis LV8" "Thread Genius LV1" "Utility Thread LV7"
    "Expel LV4" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV9" "Concentration LV10" "Thought Super-Acceleration LV1" "Future Sight LV1"
    "Evasion LV10" "Probability Correction LV9" "Stealth LV10" "Camouflage LV3" "Silence LV9"
    "Heresy Magic LV10" "Wind Magic LV7" "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV3"
    "Healing Magic LV10" "Spatial Magic LV10" "Dimensional Magic LV5" "Abyss Magic LV10"
    "Destruction Resistance LV6" "Impact Resistance LV7" "Cutting Resistance LV7" "Piercing Resistance LV2"
    "Faint Resistance LV6" "Fear Super-Resistance LV1" "Heresy Nullification" "Pain Nullification" "Suffering Super-Mitigation"
    "Five Senses Super-Enhancement LV2" "Instant Body"
[00:15] K
    I'm usually dead tired after evolving!
[00:18] K
    I wonder if it's thanks to this
    Exhaustion Nullification skill?
[00:21] K
    That's really handy.
[00:24] Voice/(Backwards)Sign
    By evolving, you have obtained
    the skill "Immortality."
SIGN    <By evolving, you have obtained
     the skill <Immortality>.>
SIGN    "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV2" "Battle Divinity LV1" "Energy Conferment LV6" "Dragon Power LV8"
    "Poison Synthesis LV10" "Medicine Synthesis LV8" "Thread Genius LV1" "Utility Thread LV7" "Telekinesis LV3"
    "Probability Correction LV9" "Stealth LV10" "Camouflage LV3" "Silence LV9" "Tyrant LV2" "Conviction" "Hades"
    "Wind Magic LV7" "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV3" "Shadow Magic LV10" "Dark Magic LV10"
    "Spatial Magic LV10" "Dimensional Magic LV5" "Abyss Magic LV10" "Perseverance" "Pride" "Anger LV4"
     "Impact Resistance LV7" "Cutting Resistance LV7" "Piercing Resistance LV2" "Flame Resistance LV3" "Wind Resistance LV4"
    "Acid Resistance LV7" "Rot Resistance LV8" "Faint Resistance LV6" "Fear Super-Resistance LV1" "Heresy Nullification"
    "Clairvoyance LV8" "Jinx Evil Eye LV7" "Inert Evil Eye LV6" "Repellent Evil Eye LV3" "Annihilating Evil Eye LV5"
     "Divinity Expansion LV7" "Celestial Power" "Ultimate Life LV3" "Endurance LV8" "Fortitude LV3" "Stronghold LV3"
[00:28] Voice
    You have obtained skill points.
[00:30] K
    Hold up!
[00:31] K
    Didn't you just say something
    really amazing?!
[00:34] K
    What was that again?
[00:35] Voice/Backwards sign
    You have obtained skill points.
SIGN    <You have obtained skill points.>
[00:38] K
    Before that!
SIGN    <By evolving, you have obtained
     the skill <Immortality>.>
[00:39] Voice/Sign
    By evolving, you have obtained
    the skill "Immortality."
SIGN    <Immortality>
[00:43] K
    Immortality...
SIGN    <Inside of the system, you can no longer die.>
[00:46] K
    Immortality?!
[00:48] K
    Is that allowed?!
[00:50] K
    That's like the ultimate cheat skill
    that people all over the world
[00:54] K
    through history have been chasing!
[00:58] K
    Game over, I win!
[00:59] K
    You can do that to me, or this...
[01:01] K
    And even a bit of that stuff!
[01:05] K
    Da-da-da-da!
[01:06] K
    But I'm not dying! Not me!
[01:08] K
    Never dead!
[01:11] K
    I can even beat Mother now!
SIGN    Champion
[01:14] K
    Wait.
SIGN    "Merciless"
SIGN    "Monster Slaughterer"
SIGN    "Monster Calamity"
SIGN    "Champion"
[01:15] K
    Whoa, whoa, what's this thing?
SIGN    Champion
[01:18] K
    I was freaking out so much over
    Immortality that I missed this title!
[01:21] K
    It says "Champion"! That's the opposite
    of how I usually feel!
SIGN    Champion:
    Obtained Skills
     Be recognized as a champion.
     Upon visual contact, inflict the "Fear" Heresy effect on others.
     A title bestowed on those worthy of being called champions.
[01:23] K
    Which is more like a chump peon!
[01:24] K
    And on top of that, there's Fear!
[01:26] K
    Looks like this li'l spider
    is so sexy—er, scary,
[01:30] K
    that anyone who sees her
    will be knocked out!
[01:32] K
    I've finally been recognized
    as the champion I am!
[01:36] K
    By who, though?
[01:37] D
    By an administrator, of course.
[01:41] K
    That voice...
[01:44] D
    Hi there! It's D again.
SIGN    Am I Getting, Ahead Of Myself?
[03:19] D
    Hello? You can hear me, right?
[03:22] D
    It's, me, D.
[03:25] K
    I hear nothing! I hear not
    a single thing, not me!
[03:28] D
    Oh, would you look at that?
[03:30] D
    I just so happen to have a
    spider-destruct button handy.
[03:33] K
    Y'ello? Sorry about that!
    Forgive me! Don't press the thing!
[03:37] K
    Why do you even have a button like that?!
[03:38] D
    It was just a joke.
[03:40] D
    Besides, I wouldn't actually need a button
    to turn you into squishy fireworks.
[03:48] D
    Don't worry, though.
[03:49] D
    I couldn't bear to see such an entertaining
    personality taken out before her time.
[03:54] K
    Really?! Wow, thanks!
[03:59] K
    Well, good talk!
[04:01] D
    Spider-destruct...
[04:02] K
    Sorry!
[04:03] D
    I'm just teasing, of course.
[04:06] K
    What do you even want?
[04:07] D
    I thought I should congratulate
    you on your newfound immortality.
[04:13] D
    Zana Horowas are distinguished
    by their immortality.
[04:17] D
    Although I'm surprised that one
    actually managed to evolve.
[04:22] D
    Congratulations! You're a
    one-of-a-kind monster now!
[04:28] D
    Have a round of applause!
[04:30] K
    What exactly are you after?
[04:33] D
    As I mentioned, I want entertainment.
[04:36] D
    But I'm in a good mood today,
[04:38] D
    so I thought I could do you a favor,
    and enlighten you about a few things.
[04:42] K
    Really?!
[04:44] K
    Then why did I reincarnate in
    this world in the first place?
[04:48] D
    Allow me to explain!
[04:50] D
    You died in Japan, on Earth.
[04:52] K
    So I really did die.
[04:55] K
    How'd that happen?
[04:57] D
    It has to do with something the previous
    Hero and Demon Lord got up to.
[05:02] D
    The two of them were prodigious
    masters of Dimensional Magic,
[05:06] D
    and created magic that let them
    escape the boundary of this world.
[05:11] K
    What the hell's that? Sounds sweet.
[05:13] D
    Very.
[05:15] D
    The problem is, the system's support
    doesn't extend to outside of the system.
[05:20] D
    And without that support, they were unable
    to control the complex transcription
[05:24] D
    that allowed them to go beyond this world.
[05:26] D
    Because of that, the spell
    went out of control,
[05:29] D
    and in the location outside of the
    world that they managed to contact...
[05:32] D
    Well, as a result, the point outside their
    world they were able to reach—Japan,
[05:34] D
    on Earth—there was an explosion.
[05:39] K
    And that must have been...
[05:41] D
    Exactly! The classroom in
    the school you were in.
[05:44] K
    These guys sound like a
    real pain in the butt!
[05:46] D
    Oh, very.
[05:48] D
    The Hero and the Demon Lord go crazy,
[05:51] D
    and I end up having to inspect the
    system that had been working fine,

[05:54] D
    with no help, since I got
    it up and running...
[05:56] K
    Wait, you just let it run by itself?!
[05:57] K
    That's a classic lazy developer move!
[05:59] D
    The regular administrators are the ones who are
    supposed to actually take care of the world.
[06:03] D
    I'm just an outsider who
    proposed the system.
[06:07] K
    You seem to be pretty... administery,
    in spite of all that.
[06:10] D
    Well, come on, a bunch of totally
    innocent high schoolers
[06:14] D
    were killed because of the system I created.
[06:18] K
    High schoolers? More than one?
[06:21] D
    Right.
[06:22] D
    There were 25 people lost in the
    explosion that hit the classroom.
[06:26] D
    I collected their souls,
    left their memories intact,
[06:30] D
    and provided them with skills so that
    they could survive in that world.
[06:34] D
    Beyond that, I provided a special skill
    to each of them, based on compatibility,
[06:38] D
    along with making sure
    that everyone would end up
[06:41] D
    as a race that best suited
    their soul's frequency.
SIGN    "Skanda"
[06:44] K
    Y-You know I'm a spider, right?
[06:46] D
    Well, it must really suit you, then!
[06:50] D
    Almost everyone else reincarnated
    as a human, you know.
[06:52] K
    No! Why me?!
[06:54] K
    I wanna be a human, too!
[06:57] D
    Still, considering the early start you've got,
    you're going to be in the swing of things
[07:02] D
    much faster than everyone else.
[07:04] K
    Swinging?
[07:09] D
    The others are all still infants.
[07:11] K
    Oh, that kind of early start.
[07:14] D
    Even your birth was faster than
    it would've been for a human.
[07:19] K
    So I've been growing like crazy while
    everyone else is still sucking their thumbs?
[07:25] K
    Wait, you said there were 25
    people who reincarnated, right?
[07:29] D
    Yes, that's right.
[07:30] K
    Wouldn't it be 26, including the teacher?
[07:33] D
    Oh, that's because
    I didn't reincarnate, myself.
[07:37] K
    Wait, you were in the class?!
    Who were you?! What's your name?
[07:41] D
    That's a secret!
[07:44] D
    Putting my name aside,
[07:46] D
    my presence is what made the Hero and the
    Demon Lord's magic affect the classroom.
[07:52] K
    So you're partly responsible.
[07:56] D
    It's likely that they
    were trying to kill me.
[08:00] K
    Why?
[08:01] D
    There seems to be a faction that considers
    the administrators their enemy.
[08:05] D
    My theory is that the previous Demon Lord
    and Hero were instigated by that group.
[08:10] K
    Well, that was a dumb move.
[08:12] D
    That said, now that you've reincarnated,
    you're all free to do whatever you want.
[08:17] D
    And it's my hope that it
    continues to be amusing!
[08:21] K
    Quit watching, seriously.
[08:22] D
    I'll be praying for your
    victory against her.
[08:26] D
    I'd just love it if you managed to survive
    to entertain me for another day!
[08:33] K
    This just leaves me with more questions.
[08:42] Hyrince
    This village was founded by people
    offering shelter and goods
[08:46] Hyrince
    to people who intend to take
    on the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
[08:50] Fei
    Hey, how long do I have to stay hidden?
[08:54] Shun
    Just hold on for a bit.
    You'd draw too much attention.
[08:58] Fei
    Actually, about that, I think—
[09:00] Hyrince
    Here we are.
[09:05] Shun
    Sorry. We'll finish talking later.
[09:14] Hyrince
    It's good to see you again, Goyef-dono.
[09:18] Goyef
    Hyrince-sama...
[09:21] Hyrince
    This is Goyef-dono, a labyrinth guide.
[09:24] Hyrince
    He helped Julius out a few times.
[09:27] Shun
    He knew Nii-sama.
[09:28] Hyrince
    This is Julius' younger brother, Schlain.
[09:31] Hyrince
    He's the real Hero,
    following in Julius' footsteps.
[09:34] Shun
    My name is Schlain.
[09:39] Goyef
    You should all come inside for now.
[09:44] Goyef
    Crossing through the Great Elroe Labyrinth
    to get to the Kasanagaran continent?
[09:49] Hyrince
    Right.
[09:50] Hyrince
    The entrance to the labyrinth is
    already guarded by imperial soldiers.
[09:55] Hyrince
    As you know, we're currently
    fugitives from the empire.
[10:00] Katia
    But for a crime that we didn't commit.
[10:03] Katia
    We were not involved in a plot
    to overthrow the kingdom.
[10:07] Hyrince
    Would you be willing to help
    us enter the Great Labyrinth?
[10:11] Shun
    Please!
[10:15] Goyef
    I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
[10:18] Hyrince
    Goyef-dono...
[10:20] Goyef
    I understand that you're all innocent.
[10:24] Katia
    Then why—
[10:25] Goyef
    If I help you and attract
    the empire's attention,
[10:29] Goyef
    I'll endanger my family.
[10:33] Goyef
    I'm sorry.
[10:38] Basgath
    If this coward doesn't wanna help you,
[10:44] Basgath
    then I'll do it myself.
[10:46] Goyef
    Dad...
[10:48] Basgath
    The name's Basgath, and the
    spineless one here is my son.
[10:52] Basgath
    If the emperor gives you any trouble,
[10:55] Basgath
    just tell them a senile old man ran
    off before you could stop him.
[10:57] Goyef
    But—
[10:59] Basgath
    You want a taste of Basgath's
    Bastardgath Punch, boy?!
[11:04] Basgath
    If you don't mind a washed-up old man
    like me showing you the way, I'm yours.
[11:07] Basgath
    How about it?
[11:13] Shun
    Thank you for helping us.
[11:17] Shun
    Fei, once we're ready, we'll head your way.
[11:20] Fei
    Before that, could you put Sensei on?
[11:23] Shun
    Sensei? Why?
[11:25] Fei
    Just do it!
[11:29] Shun
    Sensei! Fei wants to talk to you.
[11:32] Fil
    With me? I wonder what it could be.
[11:35] Shun
    No idea.
[11:40] Basgath
    Anyone else here been in
    the labyrinth before?
[11:43] Hyrince
    There's me, and...
[11:45] Anna
    I've been once before.
[11:47] Basgath
    Good to have the help, lass.
[11:50] Fil
    I'm off to see Fei-chan!
[11:54] Fil
    Katia-san, could you come along?
[11:57] Katia
    Me?
[11:59] Shun
    I'll go, too.
[12:00] Fil
    That's a big no, Shun-kun!
[12:03] Shun
    What is going on?
[12:08] Katia
    Here we are. This is it.
[12:10] Fei
    Ugh, walking is wearing me out...
[12:14] Fil
    Shun-kun's in for a surprise!
[12:20] Fil
    We're back.
[12:21] Shun
    That took a while.
[12:23] Fil
    Shun-kun, do you have a second?
[12:29] Fil
    What is it now?
[12:31] Fil
    Did something happen with Fei?
[12:33] Fil
    You could say that!
[12:45] Fei
    Ta-dah! It's the grand premier
    of Fei-chan's humanoid form!
[12:52] Shun
    Uh... Shinohara-san?
[12:55] Katia
    The resemblance is definitely there.
[12:56] Fei
    Quite a surprise, right?
[12:59] Fei
    All thanks to this new skill I've got!
[13:02] Fei
    "Humanification"!
[13:04] Katia
    We were buying clothes
    for her in the village,
[13:06] Katia
    and it took a while because we
    weren't sure about the sizes.
[13:10] Shun
    Oh, that's why you didn't want me to come.
[13:14] Shun
    So that means when she evolved...
[13:16] Shun
    Or rather, when you were
    clothes shopping, she was naked?
[13:20] Katia
    What exactly are you imagining?!
[13:21] Shun
    I didn't mean anything weird by it.
[13:26] Shun
    Besides, how is it a problem
    for me and not you?
[13:29] Katia
    Because it's not a problem for me.
[13:31] Shun
    But you used to—
[13:33] Katia
    It's fine.
[13:34] Shun
    Then it's fine. Okay.
[13:39] Shun
    Well, you look good.
[13:40] Fei
    I do, don't I?!
[13:41] Fei
    I'm downright radiant!
[13:44] Fei
    It's like, "Hey there, pretty lady!"
[13:46] Fei
    I guess I'm just destined to
    be hot, even after reincarnating!
[13:47] Fil
    Fei-chan started acting like Shinohara-san
    again the second she turned human.
[13:48] Fei
    That's fate for you!
[13:52] Fei
    Are you all dazzled? Because it's
     totally okay if you are.
[13:53] Katia
    Why do you suppose she looks so much
    like she did before reincarnating?
[13:56] Fei
    I'll allow it!
[13:57] Fil
    A good question!
[14:01] Katia
    Shun?
[14:02] Shun
    It's just... seeing Fei like this
    reminds me of how she used to be.
[14:09] Shun
    It really drives home how we
    all died... and were born again.
[14:20] Shun
    I wonder how the others are.
SIGN    Naofumi Kogure
SIGN    Issei Sakurazaki
SIGN    Kouta Hayashi
[14:24] Fil{also signs in same order
    Naofumi Kogure...
SIGN    Hiiro Wakaba
[14:26] Fil{also signs in same order
    Issei Sakurazaki...
[14:28] Fil{also signs in same order
    Kouta Hayashi...
[14:30] Fil{also signs in same order
    And Hiiro Wakaba...
SIGN    2. Kanata Ooshima
    3. Kenichi Ogiwara
    4. Shinobu Kusama
    5. Naofumi Kogure
    6. Issei Sakurazaki
    7.Kyouya Sasajima
    8.Kunihiko Tagawa
    9. Dai Tsushima
    10. Kengo Natsume
    11. Kouta Hayashi
SIGN    Kanami Okazaki-sensei
    
    Girls
    
    14. Aiko Iijima
    15. Asaka Kushitani
    16. Sachi Kudo
    17. Mirei Shinohara
    18. Shuuko Segawa
    19. Saki Temarikawa
    20. Himiko Tonooka
    21.Chie Nanase
[14:34] Fil{also signs in same order
    We'll never see them again,
    even in this world.
[14:40] Katia
    You know what became of the
    entire class, don't you, Sensei?
[14:44] Fil
    I do.
[14:46] Shun
    How are the others?
[14:48] Shun
    And who's that Sophia woman?
[14:51] Fil
    There are some things you're
    better off not knowing.
[14:55] Fei
    Well, considering the
    Hero is a reincarnation,
[14:58] Fei
    maybe the Demon Lord is
    someone from our class, too!
[15:01] Fil
    Who could say?
[15:13] Gasbath
    All right, you've all got your
    swimming clothes, yeah?
[15:17] Fei
    You bet! We made sure they were cute.
[15:20] Shun
    Uh, why are we doing this, exactly?
[15:22] Fei
    Do I get to strut my stuff at the beach now?
[15:22] Shun
    Aren't we headed for the
    Great Elroe Labyrinth?
[15:25] Fei
    Then again, this suit is
    a little plain for...
[15:25] Hyrince
    We're going through the sea, then?
[15:26] Fei
    Wait, through it?
[15:28] Fei
    U-Uh, maybe I could just
    carry you all there.
[15:33] Basgath
    The seas here are water dragon territory.
[15:36] Basgath
    They'll sink any boat, and shoot
    down anything that flies.
[15:41] Basgath
    But... there's an entrance
    to the Great Elroe Labyrinth
[15:44] Basgath
    not far from the bottom of this cliff.
[15:47] Katia
    So we aren't crossing the sea,
    but swimming to an underground entrance?
[15:51] Basgath
    No other way to dodge the imperials.
[15:54] Fil
    I think I might prefer the imperial
    soldiers to water dragons.
[15:58] Basgath
    We know that there are gonna be troops
    stationed at the entrance to the labyrinth.
[16:02] Basgath
    But there's no guarantee we run into
    water dragons if we go this way.
[16:06] Basgath
    Which means it's a gamble.
[16:09] Basgath
    Everybody here can swim, right?!
[16:14] Fei
    Well... I... might not be able to swim.
[16:22] Shun
    We can't leave Fei behind.
[16:24] Shun
    I'll help her along.
[16:26] Katia
    Fei, swim like your life depends on it.
[16:28] Fei
    You've got a scary look in your eyes.
[16:30] Hyrince
    Okay, we'll let Shun take care of Fei.
[16:34] Basgath
    All right, look lively, people! Come on!
[16:38] Hyrince
    I don't think how lively we are will make
    a difference against water dragons.
[16:43] Fil
    We're going on ahead.
[16:50] Shun
    Okay, let's go, Fei.
[16:52] Fei
    R-Right.
[16:54] Shun
    One... two...
[16:57] Shun
    Three!
[17:23] Shun
    Damn it!
[17:54] Hyrince
    Shun!
[18:01] Fei/Katia
    Shun!
[18:01] Fil
    Shun-kun!
[18:35] Shun
    Ow, ow, ow...
[18:40] Katia
    Could you please get off of her?
[18:44] Shun
    S-S-Sorry!
[18:47] Fei
    Well, let's just call it even,
    since we both survived.
[18:52] Shun
    I-Is everybody else okay?!
[18:54] Katia
    That should be obvious enough.
[18:58] Basgath
    Welcome to the closest thing there is to
    hell for the living—the Great Elroe Labyrinth!
[19:14] K
    The beach!
[19:16] K
    It's like one of those
    ocean resorts in Miami!
SIGN    Beach House
[19:19] K
    And here I am with this va-va-voom
    body that demands all the attention!
[19:24] K
    And it floats.
[19:27] K
    Ah, in my old life, I could've swum in a
    way that would've had mermaids jealous!
[19:33] K
    Actually, no, that was a lie.
    I was a total slug in my past life.
SIGN    <Slug: Euphemistic expression for an nonathletic
     person who lives a sedentary lifestyle.>
[19:37] K
    Shut up! It wasn't a skill!
[19:41] K
    Gotta say, though...
[19:44] K
    She's one of my classmates? I wonder who?
[19:49] (Flashback) D
    I'll be praying for your
    victory against her.

[19:52] (Flashback) D
    I'd just love it you managed to survive
    to entertain me for another day!

[19:58] K
    Well, as far as Mother goes,
[20:00] K
    the best move would probably
    be to buy some more time,
[20:04] K
    so my Parallel Minds can
    wear her psyche down more.
[20:07] K
    And in the meantime, I can start
    thinning out her minions.
[20:16] K
    Fishing's nice. Gives you the chance
    to think all kinds of stuff over.
[20:21] K
    Whoa! Did I get one? I think it's a big one!
[20:23] K
    I wonder what it is?
    A swordfish or something?!
[20:28] K
    Maybe a tuna?!
[20:30] K
    Come on!
[20:35] K
    That's a little bigger than
    I wanted! A water dragon?!
[20:40] K
    Looking back, I've fought
    all kinds of dragons.
[20:44] K
    Rend... Araba... You guys were worthy opponents.
[20:49] K
    Compared to that...
[20:51] K
    You really think you're
    cutting it as a dragon?!
[21:00] K
    I don't think so!
[21:02] K
    Don't think you can screw with a spider
    who's killed fire and earth dragons!
[21:09] K
    I remember now that I have something
    to do that takes priority over fishing.
SIGN    <Teleport>
[21:16] K
    First is the puppet spider!
[21:19] K
    And now the battle continues!
[21:25] K
    Wait!
[21:25] K
    Slow down!
[21:27] K
    I said freaking hold it!
[21:32] K
    This isn't getting me anywhere!
[21:34] K
    Which means it's time to use my head!
[21:38] K
    Come on, my Miami ocean resort!
[21:41] K
    You're wondering if I'll drown, too?
     I wouldn't worry!
[21:49] K
    Because I can float!
[21:51] K
    Not to mention I'm immortal!
SIGN    <Immortality>
[21:57] K
    Got 'em!
[21:59] K
    If I can keep undercutting
    her forces like this...
[22:01] K
    I can win! Because, after
    all, I'm a Champion!
[22:06] K
    Cham-peen!
[22:09] K
    Man, fishing is the perfect way to settle
    down after getting worked up in a fight.
[22:16] Magic 1
    I'm finally through!
[22:17] K
    Holy crap, you scared me!
[22:18] K
    Hey, the artist formerly known as
    Magic Brain 1! Good to see you again—
[22:22] Magic 1
    You need to run now!
[22:23] K
    What brought that on?
[22:25] Magic Brain 1
    There's a serious monster headed your way!
[22:27] K
    Who? Mother?
[22:28] Magic Brain 1
    No! We were wrong all along!
[22:31] Magic Brain 1
    We thought Mother was the top of
    the food chain, but we were wrong!
[22:34] Magic Brain 1
    There's an even bigger threat than her!
[22:35] K
    Wait, what? I don't follow at all.
[22:47] K
    That... wasn't teleportation, was it?
[22:50] K
    Did someone just run here?
[22:54] K
    Appraise!
SIGN    <Appraisal was blocked.>
[22:56] K
    Seriously?
[22:58] K
    Wisdom, activate!
SIGN    <Origin Taratect LV139
     Name Ariel>
SIGN    Offense:90021 Defense:89997 Magic Power:87504
     Resistance:87489 Speed:89518
     Skills
     "HP Ultra-Fast Recovery LV10" "MP Ultra-Fast Recovery LV10" "MP Minimized Consumption LV10" "Precise Magic Power Operation LV10"
     "Magic Power Conferment LV10" "Magic Conferment LV10" "Magic Power Super-Attack LV10" "SP Ultra-Fast Recovery LV10" "SP Minimized Consumption LV10" "Stronghold LV10"
     "Destruction Super-Enhancement LV10" "Impact Super-Enhancement LV10" "Cutting Super-Enhancement LV8" "Stealth LV10" "Piercing Super-Enhancement LV9" "Shock Super-Enhancement LV10"
     "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV10" "Battle Divinity LV10" "Summoning LV10" "Energy Conferment LV10" "Ability Conferment LV10" "Energy Super-Attack LV10"
     "Divine Dragon Power LV10" "Divine Dragon Barrier LV10" "Deadly Poison Attack LV10" "Paralysis Super-Attack LV10" "Poison Synthesis LV10" "Medicine Synthesis LV10"
     "Thread Genius LV10" "Divine Thread Weaving" "Thread Control LV10" "Telekinesis LV10" "Throw LV10" "Expel LV10" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV10"
     "Cooperation LV10" "Tactician LV10" "Fartalk LV10" "Kin Control LV10" "Egg-Laying LV10" "Silence LV10" "Concentration LV10" "Evasion LV10"
     "Thought Super-Acceleration LV6" "Future Sight LV6" "Parallel Minds LV4" "High-Speed Processing LV10" "Hit LV10" "Emperor" "Appraisal LV10"
     "Probability Super-Correction LV10" "Concealment LV10" "Fire Magic LV8" "Odorless LV10" "Sublimation" "Heresy Magic LV10" "Water Magic LV10"
     "Flood Magic LV5" "Wind Magic LV10" "Gale Magic LV10" "Tempest Magic LV10" "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV10"
     "Seismic Magic LV10" "Lightning Magic LV10" "Bolt Magic LV8" "Light Magic LV10" "Holy Light Magic LV2" "Shadow Magic LV10" "Sanctum LV10"
     "Dark Magic LV10" "Black Magic LV10" "Poison Magic LV10" "Healing Magic LV10" "Spatial Magic LV2" "Heavy Magic LV10" "Skanda LV10"
     "Abyss Magic LV10" "Great Demon Lord LV10" "Dignity LV5" "Rage LV9" "Gluttony" "Usurp LV8" "Rest LV9" "Depraved LV4"
     "Physical Nullification" "Flame Resistance LV5" "Flood Nullification" "Gale Nullification" "Terrain Nullification" "Bolt Nullification" "Holy Light Resistance LV8" "Black Magic Nullification"
     "Heavy Nullification" "Status Condition Nullification" "Acid Nullification" "Rot Super-Resistance LV7" "Faint Nullification" "Fear Nullification" "Heresy Super-Resistance LV6"
     "Pain Nullification" "Suffering Nullification" "Night Vision LV10" "Clairvoyance LV10" "Five Senses Super-Enhancement LV10" "Perception Expansion LV10" "Taboo LV10"
     Detection LV10" "Divinity Expansion LV3" "Ultimate Life LV10" "Ultimate Magic LV10" "Ultimate Movement LV10" "Fortune LV10" "Fortitude LV10" "Deva LV10"
     Skill Points:0
     Titles
     "Human Slayer" "Human Slaughterer" "Human Calamity" "Demon Slayer" "Demon Slaughterer" "Demon Calamity" "Fairy Slayer" "Fairy Slaughterer"
     "Fairy Calamity" "Monster Slayer" "Monster Slaughterer" "Monster Calamity" "Wyrm Slayer" "Wyrm Slaughterer" "Wyrm Calamity" "Dragon Slayer" "Dragon Slaughterer"
     "Merciless" "Foul Feeder" "Kin Eater" "Assassin" "Poison Technique User" "Thread User" "Puppet User" "Commander" "Champion" "Lord"
     "Ancient Divine Beast" "Ruler of Gluttony" "Demon Lord"
[23:01] K
    These titles...
SIGN    "Ancient Divine Beast"
[23:03] K
    Ancient Divine Beast?
SIGN    "Demon Lord"
[23:06] K
    Demon Lord?!
[23:08] K
    What the hell is this?!
    I wish I had never looked!
[23:11] K
    Oh, this is seriously bad!
    Seriously, seriously bad!
[23:15] K
    Um, listen...
[23:17] K
    I mean you no harm! You get that, right?!
[23:24] K
    This looks bad! Better ru—
[23:29] K
    I didn't make it in time!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    What Am I, Doing?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E17 - What am I doing?

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SIGN    I have updates.
SIGN    The 4th, 8th, and 10th Corps are ready for deployment.
[00:06] Ariel
    Thanks for that. Sounds like the
    combat forces are all set to go.
SIGN    Can I ask you something?
[00:12] Ariel
    What's up?
SIGN    Our forces will be passing through Queen Taratect territory during the march.
[00:19] Ariel
    They're my offspring, y'know.
[00:28] Ariel
    All spider monsters will do as I say.
[00:32] Ariel
    You don't need to sweat it.
    Just get our guys where they're going.
SIGN    All right.
[00:37] Ariel
    Though I can remember one who
    wasn't quite so obedient.
[00:42] Ariel
    Anyway, let's get a move on.
[00:44] Ariel
    We're taking the elf village down next.
[00:55] K
    It's great to be alive.
SIGN    What Am I, Doing?
[02:29] Basgath
    That oughta do it. I don't
    sense any more monsters.
[02:34] Hyrince
    Is everyone all right?
[02:39] Shun
    Yeah.
[02:40] Fil
    The monsters themselves aren't
    that dangerous, to be honest.
[02:44] Katia
    But it's really oppressive in here.
[02:46] Katia
    Despite how massive this place is,
    the darkness makes it feel claustrophobic.
[02:50] Fei
    And these things popping out of nowhere
    are enough to give you a heart attack!
[02:54] Fei
    Come on, old timer, let's get a move on.
[02:56] Basgath
    Nah. We're resting here for today.
[03:00] Fei
    What are you talking about?
[03:02] Fei
    We haven't even been in here that long.
[03:05] Shun
    We're still good to keep traveling.
[03:07] Shun
    The monsters haven't been
    that strong, so far.
[03:12] Basgath
    It's been five hours since
    we entered the labyrinth.
[03:17] Basgath
    I've seen plenty of adventurers
    through the labyrinth,
[03:20] Basgath
    but you folks are the first group
    to make it so far, so fast.
[03:23] Basgath
    It really shows that you've got
    your act together. That said...
[03:28] Basgath
    The monsters aren't the only
    thing to worry about down here.
[03:32] Hyrince
    Labyrinth sickness, right?
[03:34] Katia
    Labyrinth sickness?
[03:36] Basgath
    Yep. Not a single ray of
    sunlight reaches down here.
[03:40] Basgath
    It screws with your sense of time,
[03:42] Basgath
    and you have to constantly
    be on alert for monsters.
[03:45] Basgath
    And that's on top of how suffocating it is.
[03:48] Basgath
    The more you rush to get through,
    the more you wear yourself out mentally,
[03:51] Basgath
    and risk getting sick as a result.
[03:53] Basgath
    That's labyrinth sickness.
[03:55] Basgath
    No rushing.
[03:57] Basgath
    You wanna get out of this hole alive,
[03:59] Basgath
    you tackle one thing at a time,
     as steady as possible.
[04:07] Fei
    Shun?
[04:10] Shun
    Understood.
[04:17] Shun
    Where am I...
[04:23] Shun
    Who is that?
[04:26] Woman
    Proficiency threshold reached.
[04:29] Woman
    Proficiency threshold reached.
[04:31] Woman
    Proficiency threshold reached.
[04:33] Woman
    Proficiency threshold reached.
[04:37] Woman
    It hurts.
[04:43] Shun
    Just a dream?
[04:46] Fil
    Are you okay?
[04:48] Shun
    Sensei?
[04:50] Fil
    You were pretty restless.
[04:53] Shun
    It's okay. Just had a bad dream.
[04:58] Basgath
    I don't like the sound of that.
[05:00] Shun
    You don't?
[05:02] Basgath
    Damn right.
[05:04] Basgath
    You ever hear about the Nightmare
    of the Labyrinth?
[05:07] Shun
    No.
[05:08] Fil
    Isn't that the name of the
    legendary-class monster
[05:11] Fil
    that suddenly appeared in the
    labyrinth over ten years ago?
[05:14] Shun
    Legendary?
[05:17] Shun
    The kind that humans can't deal with...
[05:19] Shun
    A monster with a threat
    level rank higher than S?
[05:22] Basgath
    Yeah.
[05:23] Basgath
    It's as a living calamity as dangerous as
    the most powerful of the Queen Taratects.
[05:29] Basgath
    They say having bad dreams is a sign
    that the Nightmare might appear.
[05:34] Fil
    I thought that monster was
    supposed to have died.
[05:38] Basgath
    That's what folks believe.
[05:41] Basgath
    But I don't buy that abomination
    going down so easily.
[05:45] Shun
    You make it sound like you've
    run into it before.
[05:48] Basgath
    Yeah, because it turns out, I was the
    first one to see the damn thing.
[05:55] Shun
    That's amazing.
[05:57] Basgath
    I still remember the moment it happened.
[06:00] Basgath
    When I met its gaze... I felt like
    I could've died at any second.
[06:06] Shun
    I'm impressed you managed to survive.
[06:09] Basgath
    Well, that's the weird
    thing about the Nightmare.
[06:12] Basgath
    If you don't attack it first,
    it won't make a move on you.
[06:16] Basgath
    Sometimes it even heals the wounded.
[06:19] Basgath
    Outside of the labyrinth,
    it's caused major trouble,
[06:23] Basgath
    and even rescued people for some reason.
[06:26] Basgath
    Nobody can tell what the
    hell that thing is trying to do.
[06:29] Shun
    Is it... really a monster?
[06:32] Basgath
    The only thing anyone can say for sure about
    the Nightmare is that it's damn strong.
[06:37] Basgath
    Your party's pretty tough, boy,
    but there's always a bigger fish.
[06:41] Basgath
    You'd do well to remember
    that there are some foes
[06:44] Basgath
    that you don't stand a chance against.
[06:48] Shun
    I know all about that already.
[06:52] Shun
    But still, I have to try!
[06:57] Basgath
    Yeah? Well, try not to get
    yourself killed, at least.
[07:01] Basgath
    It doesn't take much for people to die.
[07:05] Basgath
    And how ass backwards would it
    be to die of trying too hard?
[07:09] Basgath
    There's no shame in running
    from something you can't beat.
[07:13] Basgath
    And you can always run, get stronger,
    and take it on another day.
[07:18] Shun
    But what if it's a fight where a lot
    of peoples lives hang in the balance,
[07:22] Shun
    and you can't run?
[07:25] Shun
    What if that's the kind of responsibility
    you're fighting with—
[07:28] Basgath
    Then you stop worrying about
    crap like that and run anyway.
[07:32] Basgath
    If anyone ever holds your
    desire to live against you,
[07:35] Basgath
    you tell them to fight instead.
[07:38] Basgath
    But if you still think
    you've gotta fight anyway,
[07:42] Basgath
    then that's nobody else's business.
[07:46] Basgath
    In the end, the thing that matters
    most is what you really want to do.
[07:53] Shun
    Thank you for the advice, Basgath-san.
[07:56] Shun
    But I don't think I can run after all.
[08:00] Shun
    Because I'm the Hero!
[08:03] Basgath
    Yeah? Well, suit yourself.
[08:06] Basgath
    Okay, it's about time we get moving.
[08:09] Basgath
    Rise and shine!
[08:10] Basgath
    We're moving out.
[08:12] Basgath
    Get a move on, or we're leaving you behind.
[08:15] Fil
    What you really want to do...
[08:20] Basgath
    We've got a few options coming up.
[08:22] Basgath
    There's the dangerous, fastest course.
[08:25] Basgath
    The relatively safe, but slower course.
[08:27] Basgath
    And then the course where I dunno
     what the hell will happen,
[08:29] Basgath
    or how dangerous it might be.
[08:31] Basgath
    Which is it gonna be?
[08:33] Katia
    Exactly how dangerous
    is the shortest course?
[08:36] Basgath
    The path itself gives plenty of leeway,
[08:38] Basgath
    but it's crawling with monsters a lot
    tougher than what we've faced so far.
[08:45] Basgath
    We're talking about tons of monsters
    who are on par with dragons.
[08:45] (Flashback) Fei
    Nice work, guys!
[08:47] (Flashback) Katia
    It was nothing.
[08:49] Fei
    What about the safer, slower path?
[08:52] Hyrince
    What kind of delay are we talking about?
[08:55] Basgath
    We're looking at a four-day difference.
[08:57] Shun
    That's a big detour.
[09:03] Katia
    Here.
[09:04] Anna
    Thank you.
[09:05] Shun
    What about the other course?
[09:07] Basgath
    As for that... I'll be blunt,
    I don't want to screw with it.
[09:11] Fei
    That's a little too blunt.
[09:14] Basgath
    That area is where the Nightmare
    used to make its home.
[09:18] Basgath
    It might be gone,
[09:20] Basgath
    but there are monsters know as
    Nightmare's Vestiges still hanging around...
[09:23] Shun
    Vestiges?
[09:25] Shun
    Are they strong?
[09:27] Basgath
    Yeah. And they're trouble, too.
[09:30] Basgath
    They leave you alone if you leave
    them alone, like the Nightmare.
[09:34] Basgath
    The problem is, they spin webs all over
     the place that are hard to see.
[09:39] Basgath
    And if you cut those down, they attack.
[09:42] Katia
    Webs?
[09:44] Basgath
    Yeah. See, the Nightmare's a spider monster.
[09:48] Basgath
    That goes for the Vestiges, too.
[09:50] Basgath
    These webs are practically invisible,
    but durable and sticky as hell.
[09:54] Basgath
    Get caught on one, and getting
    out becomes a real problem.
[09:58] Basgath
    In the old days, common sense said you burn
    down spider nests when you come across them.
[10:01] Basgath
    But now? You see a spider's web,
     you run like hell.
[10:07] Hyrince
    We're better off not trying that route.
[10:10] Hyrince
    Julius and I hunted a
    Nightmare's Vestige once...
[10:15] Hyrince
    And we were lucky to win the battle.
[10:19] Shun
    Even for you and Julius-niisama?
[10:21] Basgath
    So where are we going?
[10:22] Fei
    Well, if we rule the last route out...
[10:25] Anna
    Let's take the shortest course.
[10:27] Shun
    You're sure?
[10:29] Anna
    Yes.
[10:32] Shun
    Let's take the shortest course, then.
[10:38] Basgath
    We're coming up on the short route.
     Keep your wits about you.
[10:51] Shun
    What is it?
[10:53] Basgath
    Something's odd. I don't sense any monsters.
[10:56] Basgath
    Reminds me a lot of when
    I ran into the Nightmare.
[11:02] Hyrince
    Everyone, get back!
[11:08] Basgath
    A damned earth dragon?!
[11:09] Basgath
    If it's here on the upper stratum,
    it must've just evolved!
[11:14] Shun
    It's average speed is 3,600...
[11:17] Shun
    Guys, it's fast!
[11:25] Basgath
    It's tough!
[11:39] Fil
    It has the Imperial Scales skill!
    Magic isn't going to be very effective!
[11:44] Anna
    Maybe this will!
[11:50] Shun
    It's got a resistance to lightning!
[11:53] Shun
    That goes for earth, too.
    Use magic with other attributes!
[11:55] Shun
    Katia and the other magic users,
    keep it from advancing on us!
[11:57] Shun
    You, too, Basgath-san!
[11:59] Basgath
    Yeah, you got it!
[12:04] Shun
    Magic won't work, and its
    defenses are too strong!
[12:07] Shun
    The only one of us with a physical
    attack that can do real damage is...
[12:22] Basgath
    Damn...
[12:34] Hyrince
    The Steel Body skill!
[12:36] Shun
    You little cheater!
[12:38] Fei
    Go for it, Sensei, Katia!
[12:40] Fil
    Roger that!
[12:51] Hyrince
    Here it comes!
[12:54] Basgath
    Hey, kid!
[12:55] Anna
    Schlain-sama!
[13:00] Shun
    Holy Light Beam!
[13:12] Voice
    Experience threshold has been reached.
SIGN    <Schlain Zagan Analeit LV28->LV29>
     :All core stats have increased.
     :Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
     :You obtained skill points.
     :The conditions have met. You have obtained the title <Dragon Slayer>.
     :Due to the effect of <Dragon Slayer>, you have obtained the skills <Ultimate Life LV1> and <Dragon Power LV1>.
     :<Ultimate Life LV1> has been incorporated into <Ultimate Life LV6>.
     :Proficiency threshold reached.
     :Skill Ultimate Life is now LV7.
[13:14] Voice
    Schlain Zagan Analeit is now Level 29.
[13:18] Voice
    You have obtained the title Dragon Slayer.
[13:21] Voice
    Due to the effect of Dragon Slayer,
[13:23] Voice
    you have obtained the skills
    Ultimate Life Level 1 and Dragon Power Level 1.
[13:29] Katia
    Dragon Slayer?
[13:31] Katia
    I suppose we're part of a legend, now.
[13:35] Fil
    Did we all just receive that title?
[13:40] Basgath
    Damn...
[13:41] Basgath
    I wasn't sure how that was gonna turn out.
[13:44] Basgath
    We got lucky that it was at such a low level.
[13:48] Hyrince
    Dragon Slayer, eh?
[13:49] Hyrince
    We never managed that in Julius's party.
[13:53] Hyrince
    I've got a good story to tell when
    I see him on the other side!
[13:56] Hyrince
    You did a great job!
[13:58] Shun
    Aw, cut it out!
[14:07] Fil
    The Nightmare's Vestiges!
[14:11] Vestiges
    Hero?
[14:12] Vestiges
    Hero.
[14:14] Vestiges
    Ruler?
[14:16] Vestiges
    Ruler.
[14:17] Vestiges
    Ruler. Ruler. Ruler. Ruler. Ruler...
[14:21] Vestiges
    Can't appraise?
[14:23] Vestiges
    Can't appraise. Can't appraise.
    Can't appraise. Can't appraise...
[14:28] Vestiges
    Reincarnations?
[14:29] Vestiges
    Reincarnations. Reincarnations.
    Reincarnations. Reincarnations...
[14:33] Vestiges
    Reincarnations... but weak?
[14:35] Vestiges
    Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak.
    Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak...
[14:35] Fei
    What's with these things?
[14:41] Shun
    You know about reincarnations?!
[14:44] Vestiges
    We do. We do. We do. We do.
[14:46] Vestiges
    How could we not? We know. We do.
[14:48] Shun
    How do you know about us?!
[14:50] Vestiges
    Master.
[14:51] Vestiges
    Master.
[14:52] Vestiges
    Mother.
[14:53] Shun
    And your Master is a reincarnation?!
[14:55] Vestiges
    You'll see soon.
[14:56] Vestiges
    You'll see soon.
[14:58] Vestiges
    It won't be long.
[14:59] Vestiges
    Won't be long.
[14:59] Vestiges
    Tell you... Let you know...
[15:01] Vestiges
    The beginning of the end.
[15:03] Vestiges
    The world will begin.
[15:04] Vestiges
    The world will end.
[15:06] Shun
    Wait! What do you mean?!
[15:08] Vestiges
    There's no point in knowing.
[15:09] Vestiges
    You'll die anyway.
[15:10] Vestiges
    Everyone will die.
[15:11] Vestiges
    Just try to survive.
[15:20] Basgath
    You stupid bastard!
[15:22] Hyrince
    Basgath-dono!
[15:24] Basgath
    Didn't I tell you that when you run into the
    Nightmare's Vestiges, you leave them alone?!
[15:30] Shun
    I'm sorry...
[15:32] Shun
    But I had to know!
[15:36] Basgath
    Even if it got you killed?!
[15:42] Basgath
    You wanna die, boy, be my guest.
[15:44] Basgath
    But commit suicide on your own!
[15:47] Fil
    Basgath-san! That's going too far.
[15:52] Fei
    Well, we all survived,
    so I say it worked out okay!
[15:55] Fei
    We might've been able to handle one,
[15:56] Fei
    but if that entire swarm came after us,
     we would've been done for.
[16:00] Shun
    I'm sorry.
[16:03] Shun
    The beginning of the end...
    and everyone dies, huh?
[16:33] Shun
    Wh-What is it?
[16:39] Katia
    Is something wrong?
[16:41] Shun
    No...
[16:44] Shun
    I've been having strange dreams ever
    since we entered the labyrinth.
[16:48] Shun
    I hadn't dreamed about my
    past life in years.
[16:53] Shun
    Why would I dream about Spooky?
[17:01] Katia
    That is... a very big hole.
[17:03] Basgath
    The old master of this labyrinth,
    a Queen Taratect, blew that hole open.
[17:09] Basgath
    A bunch of monsters called Finjicotes have
    been making their nests around here since.
[17:15] Basgath
    One or two of them at a time is nothing,
[17:18] Basgath
    but getting out means scaling the walls of
    the cave while taking on the entire swarm.
[17:21] Basgath
    So nobody has ever really used it as an exit...
[17:24] Basgath
    Until now.
[17:27] Basgath
    Which means you're up.
[17:29] Fei
    I'm on it!
[17:31] Fei
    But, uh, first could you...
[17:37] Katia
    Do not turn around, and do not hear a thing.
[17:41] Shun
    All right already...
[17:43] Fei
    All set! Hop aboard.
[17:58] Hyrince
    What is it, Shun?
[18:00] Shun
    Well, I just realized I'm
    riding on a girl's back.
[18:04] Katia
    Could you please stop having
    strange fantasies?!
[18:07] Katia
    Consider the situation!
[18:09] Shun
    I wasn't joking around!
[18:11] Fei
    No domestic disputes on my back, please.
[18:15] Fei
    Unless you want to get dropped.
[18:16] Shun
    Sorry...
[18:18] Fei
    Ugh, these things are so annoying!
[18:22] Fei
    We're headed straight out
    of here! Hang on tight!
[18:41] Shun
    This is the continent of Kasanagara?
[18:45] Anna
    I can see the elf village from here!
[18:54] K
    I would've been dead if it wasn't for the
    Immortality skill and HP Auto-Recovery.
[19:00] K
    Kinda surprised to learn that Auto-Recovery
[19:03] K
    can literally grow your
    body back, to be honest.
[19:05] K
    "Two things to bring with
     When you're in another world..."
[19:07] K
    "Eternal life and heals."
[19:09] K
    Too many syllables for a haiku.
[19:12] K
    It's taken so long for my head
    to grow all the way back...
[19:16] K
    I wonder how long the rest
    of my body will take.
[19:21] K
    Yeah, Dark Magic for you.
[19:24] K
    At least I can still use magic like this.
[19:28] K
    I could probably use healing
    magic to speed this up,
[19:32] K
    but even then, it'd take a while,
[19:34] K
    and wasting MP could cost
    me my life right now.
[19:38] K
    Plus, even with my body back,
    if you-know-who shows up again...
[19:45] K
    I managed to get out of the Great Elroe
    Labyrinth, but then I had to deal with Mother.
[19:49] K
    And just when I figure out to deal
    with her, next is the Demon Lord?!
[19:53] K
    This game is shit! What the hell's the
    Demon Lord got against me, anyway?!
[19:58] K
    I mean, I can kinda guess!
    Her race was "Origin Taratect."
[20:03] K
    That "Origin" probably means she's the boss
    spider that even Mother steps in line for!
[20:07] K
    I bet Mother must've made a call for help!
[20:11] K
    What a little snitch! Unbelievable!
[20:16] K
    I should be glad the Demon Lord
     didn't break out
[20:20] K
    the Abyss Magic on me, at least...
     since she had it.
[20:24] K
    The secret effect of Abyss Magic
    is the dissolution of the soul.
[20:28] K
    It's the ultimate murder magic,
    which destroys even the soul.
[20:31] K
    If she uses that on me...
[20:35] K
    So I'm an Immortal, so What?
[20:40] K
    Crap, crap, crap! If she figures out I'm alive,
     I'm gonna be really dead next time!
[20:45] K
    I can't rely on the Immortality skill,
    so I better think up something.
[20:53] K
    A way for me to survive
    having my soul destroyed...
[20:57] K
    Maybe like when when
    I reincarnated as a spider?
[21:01] K
    I could move my soul into
    a different body.
[21:04] K
    I was able to have my Parallel Minds
     invade Mother.
[21:09] K
    Come to think of it,
    I wonder how they're doing.
[22:47] Ariel
    What is this?
[22:50] Ariel
    I should have killed her.
    Why is the attack continuing?
[22:58] Ariel
    Did she survive my attack somehow?
SIGN    Body
[23:04] Body K
    Body!
[23:13] Ariel
    An invasion of the body that even
    skills can't make possible!
[23:16] Ariel
    And it was somehow effective? On me?
[23:20] Ariel
    Of all the insolent...
[23:24] Ariel
    I can't remove it! She has to die!
[23:28] Ariel
    I need to find the main body
     and destroy it!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    You Guys Are Kind of Awful, Huh?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E18 - You guys are kind of awful, huh?

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[00:28] K
    I'm back!
[00:38] K
    And I did a great job
    hanging on as just a head!
[00:40] K
    I've never been more grateful for the
    full heal you get from leveling up!
[00:43] K
    Having a body totally rules!
[00:46] K
    Now, I drifted for a good distance there,
    so I better figure out where I am.
[00:51] K
    Clairvoyance.
[00:55] K
    A town!
[00:57] K
    I wonder if they'll feed me.
[01:01] K
    Probably not. I am a spider.
[01:06] K
    Is that...
[01:10] K
    It's the baby bloodsucker's carriage.
[01:15] K
    Ugh, looks like somebody's
    still after her.
SIGN    You Guys Are Kind of Awful, Huh?
[03:00] John
    We've finally made it home.
[03:02] John
    There were a few times
    I wasn't sure we'd survive.
[03:05] John
    And I never imagined a
    monster would save us.
[03:08] Seras
    It must be a divine beast
    sent by the Goddess!
[03:12] Seras
    I'm sure she was offering
    help in our time of need!
[03:17] John
    A divine beast, eh?
[03:20] Merazophis
    Sir, I can start looking
    into the matter of that spider monster.
[03:22] Seras
    You must be tired! Let's put you to bed.
[03:24] John
    Sorry to trouble you so soon after
    getting back... but, please.
[03:26] Merazophis
    Very good, sir.
[03:28] John
    Let me know of anything you
    find as soon as possible.
[03:58] (Flashback) Merazophis
    Sir! She's here!
[04:02] Sophia
    My name is Shouko Negishi.
    I was born and raised in Japan.
[04:06] Sophia
    But before I knew it, I found myself a baby,
    in some place that wasn't Japan.
[04:11] (Flashback) Merazophis
    It's a healthy baby girl!
[04:14] (Flashback) John
    She's adorable.
[04:17] (Flashback) John
    Be sure to grow into a beauty
    like your mother, okay?
[04:22] (Flashback) Seras
    And clever like your father! Okay?
[04:22] Sophia
    I didn't understand what
    had happened at first,
[04:25] Sophia
    but I apparently reincarnated as
    the daughter of some nobles.
[04:30] Sophia
    I don't know how any of this happened.
[04:34] Sophia
    All I remember is that I was sitting
    in class for classics.
[04:39] Sophia
    I was confused and anxious at first.
[04:42] Sophia
    My parents and their butler were kind to me,
    which made this life better than my old one,
[04:46] Sophia
    and I got used to it pretty quickly.
[04:49] Sophia
    I thought I would be able live my
    life without a care in the world...
[04:54] Sophia
    Until that day.
[04:58] (Flashback) Seras
    We're almost home, Sophia. Okay?
[05:02] Sophai
    Sophia is my new name in this world.
[05:07] (Flashback) Merazophis
    I just can't understand why the Ohts
    Kingdom is coming on so strong.
[05:11] (Flashback) Merazophis
    They're at a clear disadvantage
    against our country.
[05:15] (Flashback) John
    It has to be their alliance with the
    Renxandt Empire and Holy Kingdom of Alleius...
[05:20] (Flashback) John
    With backing like that, you can
    see why they'd be confident.
[05:24] (Flashback) Merazophis
    The Followers of the Word of God...
[05:27] (Flashback) Merazophis
    Are you suggesting they're manipulating
    Ohts and Sariella into a war?
[05:31] (Flashback) John
    To them, worship of the Goddess is heresy.
[05:34] (Flashback) John
    It's not that strange.
[05:37] Sophia
    I don't really understand the
    religious situation here.
[05:39] Sophia
    From what I've heard,
[05:41] Sophia
    it sounds like the Word of God church
    is one-sidedly picking a fight with us.
[05:45] Sophia
    But this is a religion whose whole deal
[05:48] Sophia
    is raising your skill levels so
    you can hear the Word of God.
[05:52] Sophia
    As in, the "You leveled up!" voice that
    sounds like it's from a video game.
[05:56] Sophia
    If they're worshiping something like that,
    they must have a screw loose.
[06:04] (Flashback) Merazophis
    Sir! Stay inside the carriage!
[06:13] (Flashback) Bandits
    Kill them!
[06:25] (Flashback) Sophia
    Wh-What the...
[06:30] (Flashback) Sophia
    A spider?
[06:31] (Flashback) Bandits
    A monster!
[06:35] (Flashback) Bandits
    R-Run for it!
[06:40] Sophia
    There are monsters like
    that in this world.
[06:45] Sophia
    I'm terrified of leaving town.
[06:47] Sophia
    I doubt one would come here, so I'll
    probably never see it again, but still...
[06:58] Sophia
    What's going on?
[07:01] Merazophis
    Sir...
[07:02] John
    What is it?
[07:03] Merazophis
    The spider monster in question has
    apparently built a nest outside of town.
[07:08] John
    It what?!
[07:09] Sophia
    Oh, come on.
[07:15] Basgath
    This is where we part ways.
[07:17] Shun
    Thank you for your help.
[07:19] Basgath
    Don't mention it.
[07:20] Basgath
    But are you sure I can keep all
    the Earth Dragon parts, though?
[07:24] Basgath
    You could make you fortune with this stuff.
[07:26] Shun
    Consider it our thanks for helping
    us with an urgent journey.
[07:31] Basgath
    I'll do just that, then.
[07:35] Shun
    Listen...
[07:36] Shun
    Basgath-san, if you don't mind,
    would you be willing to—
[07:40] Shun
    Kid... I'm just a washed-up labyrinth guide.
[07:46] Shun
    Getting your people this
    far is where my job ends.
[07:50] Shun
    Here on out, it's your show.
[07:53] Shun
    There's no place for an old guy like me.
[07:58] Shun
    I'll be hoping the world ends
    up changing for the better.
[08:07] Shun
    We'll do our best.
[08:09] Basgath
    Good.
[08:12] Katia
    Are we heading directly to
    the elf village from here?
[08:15] Fil
    Before we do, we'll need
    to touch down in Sariella.
[08:18] Fil
    So first, we should get a cloak
    for Fei-chan in a nearby town.
[08:23] Shun
    Oh, right, her wings do stand out.
[08:26] Fil
    That's part of it, but the biggest
    part is the religious element.
[08:32] Fil
    Sariella worships the Goddess.
[08:36] Fil
    The legends say that she had white wings.
[08:40] Shun
    You're worried they might think
    Fei's wings are a religious sign?
[08:43] Fil
    That wouldn't be so bad, but there's also a
    chance they could attack her as an infidel,
[08:47] Fil
    who is pretending to be the Goddess.
[08:51] Hyrince
    The point is, they've got a
    whole different set of values,
[08:54] Hyrince
    so we can't be sure what'll happen.
[08:56] Fil
    The Goddess faith believes that if you offer
    your skills to the Goddess, you'll be saved.
[09:00] Fil
    In contrast to the Followers of the Word,
[09:03] Fil
    who believe in raising your skill
    levels to hear God's voice.
[09:05] Shun
    Offer your skills...
[09:06] Fil
    There's a skill called Skill Elimination,
[09:09] Fil
    and it's believed that the lost skills
    are offered to the Goddess as strength.
[09:14] Shun
    Since we remember our lives
    before reincarnating,
[09:17] Shun
    it's weird enough that
    skills exist at all.
[09:20] Shun
    It makes both faiths seem kind of shady.
[09:22] Fil
    Believe me, I know!
[09:23] Fil
    The Followers of the Word and the goddess
    faith consider each other to be heretics,
[09:27] Fil
    and it's even led to war
    between them in the past.
[09:30] Katia
    You might not be a Follower of the Word, Shun,
[09:33] Katia
    but they've overseen the Hero's
    works for generations.
[09:37] Shun
    So if they find out I'm the Hero,
[09:39] Shun
    there's a good chance I could get
    dragged into even more trouble.
[09:42] Fil
    It'd be a good idea to keep a low profile.
[09:45] Shun
    Agreed.
[09:49] Fei
    Wasn't there anything a little cuter?
[09:52] Fei
    Maybe in pink, or with polka dots?
[09:54] Shun
    We're trying to avoid attention, though.
[09:56] Fei
    I know, but still...
[09:58] Zealot
    Offer up your skills!
[10:01] Zealot
    It is the only salvation!
[10:05] Shun
    It looks like we can't turn to
    the Goddess faith just because
[10:08] Shun
    the Followers of the Word
    are working with Hugo.
[10:10] Fil
    It's likely that the Pontiff of the Followers
    of the Word, Dustin, is under Hugo's control.
[10:17] Shun
    The pontiff...
[10:21] Katia
    Have you ever met him before, Shun?
[10:24] Shun
    Yeah...
[10:25] Merchant
    You all right there, son?
[10:26] Merchant
    There you go, no tears for
    you. That's a good lad.
[10:35] (Flashback) Dustin
    May you be blessed with divine grace.
[10:44] Shun
    He seemed nice.
[10:47] Shun
    If he's been brainwashed and is being used,
     then we need to set him free, too!
[10:52] Shun
    By beating Hugo!
[10:54] Fil
    I agree.
[10:55] Fil
    Let's hurry on, so we can do just that.
[11:03] Shun
    The Goddess faith... the Followers of
    the Word... I can't turn to either.
[11:08] Shun
    We have to beat Hugo with
    our strength alone!
[11:13] Dustin
    The new Hero, Hugo Baint Renxandt,
[11:16] Dustin
    is strengthening his forces
    to defeat the wicked elves!
[11:27] Background
    The pontiff has spoken!
[11:31] Dustin
    Let's see just what Hugo-kun can do for us.
SIGN    Stealth
[12:18] K
    Think I'll call that one
    "The Jinxed Evil Eye of Clairvoyance."
[12:22] K
    A lethal attack from super-long range.
[12:26] K
    Sometimes I even scare myself!
[12:29] K
    They're bound to catch onto the
    fact they're being targeted
[12:31] K
    if a bunch of corpses
    turn up in their house.
[12:34] K
    Plus, if they died right after
    I went to the trouble of saving them,
[12:37] K
    it'd be like a waste of time on my part!
[12:40] K
    Now, then, has the guy I marked made
    his way back to their base yet?
[12:53] K
    Man, elves, huh?
    These guys are actually elves.
[12:57] K
    Seems like some kind of debriefing...
[13:03] K
    Is he talking to himself?
[13:05] K
    Wait, no, it's telepathy!
[13:08] K
    Kinda surprised those
    goons are elves, though.
[13:11] K
    I mean, their image is more like...
[13:13] K
    "The race with an untainted love for
    the splendor of nature!" Y'know?
[13:17] K
    These elves go heavy on the taint,
    and skip the splendor altogether.
[13:22] K
    Seems like the bandits who
    attacked baby bloodsucker
[13:25] K
    were probably working for these elves, too.
[13:27] K
    Why are they after her?
[13:32] K
    Oh, well, there's that saying
    about finishing what you start.
[13:35] K
    And since that human EXP is so juicy,
     I guess I'm babysitting.
[13:39] K
    Luckily for me, the Demon Lord
     is in the Bottom Stratum
[13:42] K
    of the Great Elroe Labyrinth
    for some reason.
[13:44] K
    Even for her, it'd take a few
    days to get from there to here.
[13:48] K
    I'll just practice loafing
    around here in the meantime.
[13:54] K
    And that's it for today. Goodnight.
[13:59] Potimas
    You failed?
[14:00] Elf
    Y-Yes, sir.
[14:02] Potimas
    Explain why.
[14:03] Elf
    B-Both attempts were foiled
    by a spider monster.
[14:07] Potimas
    That seems unlikely to be a coincidence.
[14:10] Elf
    What would you like us to do going forward?
[14:13] Potimas
    I'm going to get involved personally.
[14:15] Elf
    I-Is that really necessary, Potimas-sama?
[14:18] Potimas
    Maintain surveillance on that
    spider in the meantime.
[14:21] Potimas
    If it takes any action,
    I want to know about it.
[14:26] Potimas
    A spider monster...
[14:28] Potimas
    One of Ariel's brood.
[14:30] Potimas
    I had thought I was the only one
    aware of the reincarnations.
[14:34] Potimas
    But now I should assume that he
    and Ariel both know, too.
[14:40] Potimas
    I've oriented my plans around
    avoiding any attention.
[14:44] Potimas
    But the geography isn't in my favor.
[14:46] Potimas
    Keren County is in the middle of
    his latest expansionist scheme.
[14:50] Potimas
    I can't be sure if Dustin knows
    about the reincarnations,
[14:54] Potimas
    but if I take much more action,
    he's going to notice.
[14:59] Potimas
    The worst case scenario would be
    fighting him and Ariel simultaneously.
[15:03] Potimas
    Ariel's strength is her own, while Dustin
    wields the power of the masses.
[15:08] Potimas
    Both of them pose too much
    of a risk to confront.
[15:11] Potimas
    But...
[15:12] Potimas
    This could also be a good
    opportunity to crush them myself.
[15:22] K
    Pop!
[15:23] K
    All right, let's make this
    another productive day!
[15:25] K
    I'm gonna gonna hunt so many bandits,
    they'll be a protected species when I'm done!
[15:29] K
    There.
[15:32] K
    Some kind of ritual?
    Are they praying or something?
[15:35] K
    Not like that's gonna stop me.
[15:41] K
    Okay! Let's keep it rolling.
[15:45] K
    These guys are praying, too.
[15:47] K
    Unfortunately, God isn't
    in the mood to help you
[15:49] K
    avoid your dose of extermination,
    you nefarious rogues!
[15:57] K
    Man, are all the bandits in
    this world super religious?
[16:01] K
    Or maybe they were some kind of other
    group who were pretending to be bandits?
[16:05] K
    Those elves were acting
    pretty bandity, too.
[16:07] K
    Maybe there's some kind of conspiracy
    unfolding that I have no way to be aware of?
[16:12] Sign/K
    Exposed! The Foreign Spies Who
    Are Undercover As Bandits!
SIGN    Exposed! The Foreign Spies
    Who Are Undercover as Bandits!
[16:15] K
    Yeah, right!
[16:18] Dustin
    I see. Then our operatives
    have all been wiped out.
[16:22] Underling
    Yes, Father. Since the undercover agents
    in hiding haven't been attacked,
[16:26] Underling
    we can assume whoever did
    it was targeting bandits.
[16:30] Dustin
    I can't say I was expecting
    this manner of interference.
[16:33] Dustin
    To think the Nightmare of the Labyrinth
    would settle in Sariella.
[16:39] Dustin
    It's probably a creature under
    Ariel-sama's influence, so...
[16:42] Dustin
    Is this a warning to not
    make a move on Sariella?
[16:46] Dustin
    Even if it is, the only real option is to
    maintain vigilance while gathering more intel.
[16:51] Dustin
    Besides, Ariel-sama is
    not my only concern.
[16:55] Dustin
    Have you identified who
    these other bandits are?
[16:59] Underling
    They seem to be members of a slave-trading
    ring that's become active all over the world.
[17:04] Underling
    We've been able to confirm that the elves
    are in the shadows behind them, too.
[17:09] Dustin
    That damned Potimas... every action
    he takes seems to make the world worse.
[17:15] Underling
    There's more to the report. Elves have
    actually been spotted in Keren County.
[17:19] Underling
    Shall we eliminate them?
[17:21] Dustin
    I don't understand what Potimas
    is doing in Keren County.
[17:25] Dustin
    And this human trafficking that's
    occurring throughout the land...
[17:29] Dustin
    What use could he have for
    a bunch of kidnapped children?
[17:32] Dustin
    Maybe it's not that...
[17:34] Dustin
    Maybe he's looking for specific children,
    and the kidnappings provide cover.
[17:39] Dustin
    There's just too much I don't know.
[17:42] Underling
    Dustin-sama?
[17:44] Dustin
    No, leave them be for now. Our priority
    is eliminating the Goddess sect.
[17:49] Underling
    Yes, Father.
[17:50] Dustin
    Be ever vigilant. You should act
    as if the war has already begun.
[17:55] Underling
    Understood.
[17:58] Dustin
    A clash between Ariel-sama and
    Potimas would be ideal.
[18:02] Dustin
    The lord of Keren County has been
    trying to avoid conflict up until now,
[18:07] Dustin
    but the wind seems to be turning.
[18:10] Dustin
    And he has no idea that it's all
    been according to our plans.
[18:13] Dustin
    The Goddess sect hates the
    Followers of the Word,
[18:16] Dustin
    while we who follow the Word
    consider them to be heretics.
[18:20] Dustin
    Quite ironic, considering it's
    the same Goddess we worship.
[18:25] John
    What are we supposed to do about this?
[18:27] Merazophis
    There had been an increase in banditry,
     along with kidnappings...
[18:31] Merazophis
    But the problem has essentially
    been resolved at this point.
[18:34] John
    This spider monster killed them all?
[18:36] Merazophis
    I believe so.
[18:38] John
    My wife seems to sincerely believe
    this creature is the Divine Beast.
[18:42] Merazophis
    That seems to be what most
    people believe at this point.
[18:47] John
    It's like I'm the only one
    worrying about it.
[18:49] Merazophis
    Divine Beast or not, it's still a monster
    that escaped from the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
[18:55] Merazophis
    In Ohts, it's earned a fearsome reputation
    as "The Nightmare of the Labyrinth."
[18:59] John
    I heard it flattened a fortress
    in Ohts in an instant.
[19:04] John
    That its threat level is S-rank.
[19:06] Merazophis
    That said, the fact that it's only targeting
    bandits suggests advanced intelligence.
[19:12] Merazophis
    If it can understand language,
    we might even be able to reason with it.
[19:16] John
    Intelligence isn't necessarily
    a sign of understanding.
[19:20] John
    Do you think you'd be able to reason
    with the Followers of the Word of God?
[19:26] John
    What's your take on the Nightmare?
[19:28] Merazophis
    Honestly... I have no idea.
[19:32] Merazophis
    I don't know how to begin
    framing its actions.
[19:35] Merazophis
    Like it's sinister, but... honorable?
[19:38] John
    Sinister and honorable.
[19:41] John
    We really don't know where
    to begin with this thing.
[19:43] Servant
    Sir, there's big trouble!
[19:44] Merazophis
    What's all this commotion about?
[19:46] Servant
    The Nightmare is healing the deathly ill!
[19:49] John
    What in the world is that
    spider thinking?
[19:53] K
    Looks like I've wiped out all
    the bandits in this area.
[19:57] K
    The local lord seems to think I'm a threat.
[20:01] K
    Well, I am a monster.
[20:03] K
    His wife seems to have a pretty
    positive opinion of me, though.
[20:08] K
    It seems like the religion around
    here worships a Goddess,
[20:12] K
    and spiders are considered sacred.
[20:14] K
    The Goddess used to have a spider servant
     known as the Divine Beast.
[20:18] K
    Come to think of it,
[20:20] K
    I remember a certain Demon Lord having
    the title "Ancient Divine Beast."
[20:26] K
    I know she and I are kind of like relatives,
[20:29] K
    but I'm also on her bad side at the moment!
[20:32] K
    Does that mean I'm a big deal
    blasphemer to the Goddess religion,
[20:35] K
    who needs to be purged?!
[20:37] K
    I think I'm just gonna put
    that out of my head for now!
[20:40] K
    Hey, someone's coming.
[20:42] Mother
    Oh, great Divine Beast!
[20:45] Mother
    Please, please save my son!
[20:47] K
    Whoa, she wants help?
[20:50] K
    And it's not like I'm this Divine Beast.
[20:52] K
    This is like a case of mistaken
    arachnid identity.
[20:56] K
    But I may as well give it a whirl.
SIGN    <Liver Cancer>
[21:04] K
    Liver cancer?!
[21:06] K
    At this age? Maybe they're
    poor or something?
[21:09] K
    He was so desperate for food he ate
    something he shouldn't have?
SIGN    <Foul Feeder>
[21:12] K
    Aw, Mom is falling apart, too.
SIGN    <Malnourished<>
    <Fatigued>
    <Decreased Organ Function>
[21:16] Mom
    I beg you!
[21:18] K
    Eh, I'm not doing anything important.
[21:19] K
    Let's fix them up.
[21:31] K
    Now, remember to be grateful!
[21:32] K
    And be sure to live a healthy lifestyle with
    a balanced, nutritious diet from now on!
[21:39] K
    Is this my thanks?! Awesome!
[21:41] K
    I guess good deeds do have their rewards!
[21:43] Kid
    Thank you!
[21:44] Mother
    So much!
[23:22] K
    Oh, pipe down...
[23:25] K
    What's all the fuss?
[23:27] K
    What... is this?
[23:28] Mother
    Please, help us!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    I Guess, This Is a Class Reunion?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E19 - I guess this is a class reunion?

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[00:01] K
    How'd it turn out like this?
[00:04] Voices of the townspeople
    O Divine Beast!
[00:09] Voices of the townspeople
    The Divine Beast!
[00:11] Townperson 1
    Have you gone to pay your respects yet?
[00:13] Townperson 2
    Of course! Three times already!
[00:16] Townperson 3
    I've been fifteen times.
[00:17] Townperson 4
    Our entire family went again yesterday.
[00:20] Townperson 5
    Yes, with the Divine Beast here,
    our country is bound to be secure!
[00:24] Townperson 6
    We are all so blessed!
[00:26] Townperson 7
    Hooray for the Divine Beast!
[00:28] K
    Why am I being treated like some kind
    of spiritual spot around here?!
[00:31] Woman Townsperson
    Please, would you hold my baby?
[00:34] K
    Whoa, back off!
[00:35] K
    This setup is too close
    to human sacrifice for comfort!
[00:38] Merchant Townsperson
    We've got Divine Beast dolls,
     Divine Beast bags,
[00:40] Merchant Townsperson
    and Divine Beast cookies for sale!
[00:43] Merchant Townsperson
    You there, my friend, get a load
    of this endearing expression!
[00:44] K
    Who gave you the rights
    to start dealing merch?!
[00:47] K
    Oh, that doll's kind of cute, though.
    It'd make a nice phone strap.
SIGN    A vision of sublime beauty.
[00:55] K
    Well, you know, I've got those
    va-va-voom proportions...
[00:58] K
    Wait, no!
[01:00] K
    I'm a loner, damn it!
[01:01] K
    I was a loner in my past life,
[01:03] K
    and I've been a loner in this life so far!
[01:05] K
    I am traveling a long lonely
    lonesome road of lonerness!
[01:10] Townsperson 8
    The Divine Beast is trying
    to tell us something!
[01:13] Townsperson 8
    It must be a message from the Goddess!
[01:14] Townsperson 9
    It's an oracle!
[01:16] K
    That's not it!
[01:17] K
    I've just always been bad at communicating,
     even in my past life!
[01:21] K
    Even small talk was impossible for me!
[01:23] Old lady townsperson
    O Divine Beast, the weather
    is ever so lovely today!
[01:29] K
    I don't care!
SIGN    I Guess, This Is a Class Reunion?
[03:07] Hyrince
    Isn't this a dead end?
[03:16] Shun
    A teleportation circle...
[03:17] Fil
    The elf village is protected
    by a powerful barrier,
[03:21] Fil
    so you need access to the
    teleportation circles to get inside.
[03:24] Hyrince
    Then this is the entrance
    to the elf village.
[03:28] Fil
    Be sure to keep quiet about it, please.
[03:31] Fil
    Now, let's get going!
[03:50] Fil
    Wait, please! They are here as my guests!
[03:54] Guard
    And you are?
[03:55] Fil
    Filimøs Harrifenas.
[03:57] Guards
    The chieftain's daughter?
[03:59] Guards
    Why have you brought these
    humans to our village?
[04:02] Fil
    They're reincarnations,
    and allies of the true Hero.
[04:06] Fil
    I've brought them to aid in the
    coming battle with the Empire.
[04:11] Guards
    I understand your reasoning, but we will
    not allow humans into the village.
[04:16] Fil
    But—
[04:16] Guards
    I'm not going to repeat myself. Turn back.
[04:19] Potimas
    Lower your swords.
[04:25] Fil
    You're...
[04:26] Potimas
    Did you forget your own father's face?
[04:29] Fil
    Potimas?!
[04:30] Shun
    That can't be.
[04:32] Fil
    How did you—
[04:34] Potimas
    There's no shortage of ways to evade death.
[04:37] Potimas
    It will take more than
    that to put an end to me.
[04:39] Potimas
    Allow me to welcome you to the elf village.
[04:44] Potimas
    Come along. It's not much,
    but I'll have a reception prepared.
[04:53] Fil
    What of the Emperor's advance?
[04:55] Potimas
    They haven't reached the
    exterior of the barrier yet.
[04:58] Potimas
    They're still making their
    way through the forest.
[05:01] Fil
    With what kind of numbers?
[05:02] Potimas
    The estimate is at 80,000.
[05:03] Hyrince
    Eighty thousand? They're diverting that kind
    of force when we're at war with the demons?
[05:08] Shun
    If the demons find out, they won't
    let that opportunity slip by.
[05:12] Potimas
    The real problem stems from the number of
    soldiers the church has allocated to the campaign.
[05:16] Potimas
    Given the their advocacy
    of the false Hero, Hugo,
[05:19] Potimas
    we can assume they're on intimate
    terms with the Empire.
[05:23] Potimas
    I've prepared quarters for you all.
[05:25] Potimas
    I'll show you to them once
    we've finished eating.
[05:27] Shun
    We really appreciate all of the help!
[05:30] Potimas
    You can visit your comrades tomorrow.
[05:32] Shun
    Comrades?
[05:33] Potimas
    The other reincarnations.
[05:36] Fei
    Reincarnations...
[05:45] Shun
    What do you think?
[05:46] Fei
    About what?
[05:47] Shun
    Potimas.
[05:49] Shun
    With the housing and all this...
    he was a little too ready for us.
[05:51] Hyrince
    Yeah, it's like he knew
    we were headed his way.
[05:54] Fei
    There's something fishy about
    that old dude, anyway.
[05:58] Shun
    We should probably be careful around him.
[06:00] Katia
    I believe that extends to Sensei, too.
[06:02] Katia
    We shouldn't trust her fully.
[06:05] Katia
    There's a good chance she's the one
    who informed him of our coming.
[06:08] Shun
    She couldn't have...
[06:10] Shun
    I mean, she was as shocked as the
    rest of us to see him alive.
[06:13] Katia
    That could very well have been an act.
[06:26] Fei
    Sensei! How many hours are we gonna walk?
[06:30] Fil
    Just a bit more! The elf village
     is pretty expansive!
[06:34] Fil
    Traveling from one end to the
    other is an entire day's journey.
[06:39] Shun
    That's some impressive magic if it's
    able to cover an area of that size.
[06:44] Fil
    And thanks to that, the elf village
    has never come under attack.
[06:50] Fil
    Not even a Queen Taratect's attack
     could make that barrier budge.
[06:54] Shun
    Does Hugo seriously think he can
    get through a barrier that strong?
[06:59] Fil
    Well, there's no guarantee that
    it's totally invincible.
[07:04] Katia
    And you think Hugo has a secret weapon
    good enough to break through?
[07:07] Fil
    I can't say. But the barrier itself
    is well-known throughout the land.
[07:13] Fil
    You'd have to have some sort of
    idea to even bother trying.
[07:16] Fil
    There it is.
[07:18] Fil
    This is the reincarnation
    resettlement area.
[07:27] Kudou
    Welcome back, Sensei.
[07:29] Fil
    Yep, I'm back!
[07:31] Kudou
    I guess these are your new victims?
[07:34] Fil
    They're not victims!
[07:38] Kudou
    I'd say that's a matter of opinion.
[07:40] Kudou
    I know that I personally consider
    you to be in the wrong here.
[07:49] Kudou
    Oh, whatever. So what are their names?
[07:52] Fei
    Am I the only one who has a good idea
    of who that is, with that attitude?
[07:57] Shun
    I think I do, too.
[07:58] Katia
    Same.
[08:00] Kudou
    Oh, and I mean your old names,
    not the ones you have here.
[08:04] Fei
    I think the resemblance is pretty obvious,
     but I'm Mirei Shinohara!
[08:08] Kudou
    I knew it.
[08:10] Shun
    I'm Shunsuke Yamada.
[08:12] Katia
    And I'm Kanata Ooshima.
[08:14] Kudou
    Wait, is that really you, Ooshima-kun?
[08:17] Katia
    Sure is.
[08:19] Katia
    What kind of reaction is that?! Rude much?!
[08:22] Kudou
    It's just... not what I was expecting.
[08:25] Fei
    So you know who we are now.
    Doesn't that mean you tell us who you are?
[08:29] Kudou
    Yeah, it'd be rude otherwise.
[08:32] Kudou
    I'm Sachi Kudou.
[08:34] Fei
    I knew it... the class rep.
[08:36] Kudou
    Shinohara-san, why do you look
    so much like your old self?
[08:40] Fei
    No clue! Maybe I'm so hot that even
    being dead couldn't change it?
[08:45] Kudou
    Yeah, you can stop that right now.
[08:47] Shun
    Still blunt as ever.
[08:49] Iijima
    Wait, Mirei?
[08:50] Tonooka
    Seriously? The real deal?!
[08:51] Fei
    Wait, is that Ai and Kumi?
[08:54] Iijima
    You nailed it!
[08:55] Tonooka
    Oh, wow, it really is you! It's been so long!
[08:58] Fei
    Who says, "It's been so long,"
    after literally dying?
[09:01] Fei
    By the way, that's Yamada
    and Ooshima over there.
[09:03] Iijima
    No way! That's Ooshima?!
[09:05] Tonooka
    Unbelievable!
[09:06] Fei
    I know, right?!
[09:06] Katia
    Hey, that's not getting any less rude!
[09:09] Kudou
    No point in standing around
    in the fields to chat.
[09:12] Kudou
    That's it for today, everybody!
[09:14] Kudou
    Let's wrap it up!
[09:14] Trio
    All done! Yeah!
[09:17] Kudou
    Are you coming, Sensei?
    Just don't expect a warm welcome.
[09:24] Fil
    Good point... I'd hate to put a
    damper on a reunion like this.
[09:31] Fil
    I think I'll pass.
[09:35] Katia
    Hey, Oka-chan and Kudou used to
    be on pretty good terms, right?
[09:39] Shun
    Yeah...
[09:40] Kudou
    Come on.
[09:42] Shun
    O-Okay.
[09:44] Katia
    Let's go, Shun.
[09:50] Ogiwara
    That's Shun and Kanata?!
[09:53] Shun
    That you, Ogi?
[09:54] Ogiwara
    Yeah! Kenichi Ogiwara!
[09:56] Ogiwara
    It's been a while! I'm amazed you knew!
[09:59] Shun
    You're still the loudest
    guy I've ever known.
[10:02] Kudou
    Everyone, go ahead and introduce yourselves.
[10:04] Kudou
    Your names from your past lives, of course.
[10:07] Aikawa
    Sup. I'm Ren Aikawa.
[10:10] Maki
    Shuuto Maki.
[10:12] Furuta
    Mio Furuta here!
[10:13] Nanase
    I'm Chie Nanase.
[10:15] Segawa
    Touko Segawa.
[10:16] Temarikawa
    It's me, Saki Temarikawa!
[10:19] Tsushima
    I'm Masaru Tsushima.
[10:21] Kunihiko
    Kunihiko Tagawa.
[10:23] Asaka
    And Asaka Kushitani.
[10:25] Kudou
    The two of them have just
    showed up recently.
[10:27] Kudou
    They were adventurers before that.
[10:30] Iijima
    Aiko Iijima and...
[10:32] Tonooka
    Kumiko Tonooka!
[10:34] Fei
    Yeah, we know.
[10:35] Kudou
    That's everyone, right?
[10:38] Shun
    Thirteen in total...
[10:40] Shun
    Two more than Oka-chan
    told us about.
[10:43] Shun
    Must be Tagawa and Kushitani-san...
[10:45] Ogiwara
    I gotta ask...
[10:47] Ogiwara
    Kanata, why are you so hot now?
[10:50] Katia
    I'm just as curious as you are, man.
[10:52] Katia
    I guess I'm the only one
    whose sex changed?
[10:55] Fei
    At least you got to be human!
[10:58] Fei
    I'm a monster, over here.
[11:01] Ogiawara
    Um, so—
[11:03] Katia
    Don't.
[11:05] Kunhiko
    You mean that dumbass Natsume
    is gonna attack the village?
[11:08] Shun
    Yeah.
[11:09] Katia
    It's not just him, either.
[11:11] Shun
    Yuri will be with him...
    I mean, Hasebe-san.
[11:15] Asaka
    Yuika?
[11:16] Fei
    She's brainwashed, we think.
[11:19] Katia
    The elves haven't been telling
    you what's going on?
[11:24] Ogiwara
    Oh! The elves don't really interact
    with us more than they have to.
[11:28] Katia
    What was that pause for?
[11:30] Ogiwara
    I'm just... having trouble accepting that
    the babe in front of me is Kanata.
[11:35] Ogiwara
    Sorry about that.
[11:36] Aikawa
    Kind of makes it awkward, y'know?
[11:39] Katia
    Okay. If it bothers you, I can
    go sit with the girls.
[11:46] Ogiwara
    Please, don't go!
[11:49] Shun
    So how'd you all end up in the village?
[11:55] Kudou
    We were basically kidnapped.
[11:57] Shun
    Kidnapped?!
[11:59] Ogiwara
    It wasn't always the same circumstances.
    Some of us were sold by our parents.
[12:03] Ogiwara
    Temarikawa was literally kidnapped, though.
[12:07] Katia
    I kinda figured that was the case.
[12:10] Kudou
    It's like I said.
[12:11] Kudou
    Sensei's in the wrong here.
[12:14] (Flashback) Sophia
    And don't give me any nonsense
    about not killing, okay?
[12:18] (Flashback) Sophia
    Especially considering how much you've done.
[12:22] Kudou
    They say it's for our protection,
    but we're basically held prisoner.
[12:25] Iijima
    They don't really interact with us
    except to deliver supplies, after all.
[12:29] Kudou
    I don't think we can trust
    the elves or Sensei.
[12:34] Shun
    Hey, does anyone know about Kyouya?
     Kyouya Sasajima.
[12:39] Kudou
    Sasajima-kun?
[12:41] Ogiwara
    None of us, no.
[12:43] Shun
    What about Tagawa and Kushitani-san?
[12:45] Shun
    You were adventurers, so you've
    been all over, right?
[12:47] Kunihiko
    Nah, we haven't heard anything, either.
[12:51] Shun
    I see.
[12:54] Shun
    Okay, this means we've met
    most of the reincarnations.
[12:58] Katia
    That just leaves two.
[13:00] Shun
    Yeah.
[13:01] Katia
    Then again, Sensei is the one who
    told us about the four who died.
[13:05] Katia
    There's no telling if we can trust that.
[13:10] Shun
    Kyouya... where are you right now?
SIGN    2. Kanata Ooshima
    3. Kenichi Ogiwara
    4. Shinobu Kusama
    5. Naofumi Kogure
    6. Issei Sakurazaki
    7.Kyouya Sasajima
    8.Kunihiko Tagawa
    9. Masaru Tsushima
    10. Kengo Natsume
    11. Kouta Hayashi
SIGN    Kanami Okazaki-sensei
    
    Girls
    
    14. Aiko Iijima
    15. Asaka Kushitani
    16. Sachi Kudo
    17. Mirei Shinohara
    18. Touko Segawa
    19. Saki Temarikawa
    20. Kumiko Tonooka
    21.Chie Nanase
[13:23] Seras
    Oh, my. A demand from the Kingdom of Ohts?
[13:26] John
    They want us to hand over
    the spider monster.
[13:29] John
    They're claiming they have the right to it.
[13:31] John
    Which is ridiculous... as if anyone
    has the right to a wild monster.
[13:36] Sophia
    Father has been complaining
    a lot about work lately.
[13:40] Sophia
    And it seems to be because of the monster
    that has settled in the county's forest.
[13:47] Seras
    Why would they demand such a thing?
[13:49] John
    It seems the spider monster in question,
[13:51] John
    the Nightmare of the Labyrinth,
    destroyed a fort in Ohts.
[13:54] John
    And they want to punish it for that.
[13:58] Sophia
    That thing definitely looks dangerous.
[14:02] Sophia
    For some reason, people have been
    calling it the Divine Beast,
[14:05] Sophia
    and lately there's been no shortage
    of visitors from other countries here
[14:08] Sophia
    to talk to Father about it.
[14:11] Sophia
    Demanding that we hand it over,
    or worried that it's a danger...
[14:15] Seras
    How do you intend to respond?
[14:17] John
    I'll have to explain as
    clearly and politely as possible
[14:20] John
    that our country doesn't profess to
    have any claim to the creature.
[14:23] Maid
    Sir, there's a visitor.
[14:25] John
    No guests today. See them out.
[14:28] Potimas
    It won't take long, I assure you.
[14:33] Potimas
    I am the chieftain of the elves,
    and my name is Potimas.
[14:36] Sophia
    An elf?! I've never seen
    one in person before.
[14:39] John
    The chief of the elves?!
[14:41] Potimas
    I apologize for the sudden
    unannounced visit.
[14:44] John
    Not at all... to have you
    as a guest, in person...
[14:49] John
    It's an honor.
[14:51] John
    So, what brings you here?
[14:54] Potimas
    Well, I thought I should catch a glimpse
[14:57] Potimas
    of the famous Divine Beast
    everyone is talking about.
[15:00] Potimas
    Your land has been blessed with
    a truly fantastic creature.
[15:04] John
    It's personally been nothing but a
    source of consternation, lately.
[15:07] Potimas
    Well, I can only imagine.
[15:10] Sophia
    He looked at me!
[15:11] Potimas
    What an adorable little girl.
[15:14] Potimas
    What's her name?
[15:15] Seras
    Sophia.
[15:16] Potimas
    Sophia...
[15:23] Potimas
    I see.
[15:25] Potimas
    Did Ariel send that spider
    here to guard you?
[15:29] Potimas
    Very shrewd.
[15:30] Sophia
    Wait, what? Ariel?
[15:33] Sophia
    Was that the name of a detergent?
    Maybe a fabric softener?
[15:36] Potimas
    I suppose that means she is aware
    of the reincarnations after all.
[15:42] John
    Potimas-dono?
[15:44] Potimas
    Forgive me. She is truly darling.
[15:48] Potimas
    Her future should be quite interesting.
[15:51] Sophia
    What is with this guy?
    He's giving me the creeps.
SIGN    Wisdom
[16:02] K
    Is that... the Demon Lord?
[16:04] K
    Oh, crap! She's headed this way!
[16:05] K
    Oh man, oh man, oh man!
[16:07] K
    She's way too much trouble!
[16:09] K
    Should I bail?
[16:12] K
    Wait, what about Mother, then?
SIGN    Wisdom
[16:15] K
    She's in the Bottom Stratum of
    the Great Elroe Labyrinth...
SIGN    Appraise
[16:17] K
    Hello, Mother, how have you been?
[16:20] K
    Whoa, she's super weak!
SIGN    <Queen Taratect (Weakened) LV89>
    Status
SIGN    Offense:
SIGN    Defense:
SIGN    Magic Power:
SIGN    Resistance:
[16:22] K
    Her average stats are all around 6,000!
[16:24] K
    That's super weak compared
    to what she started with!
[16:27] K
    That's, like, 70 percent down!
[16:28] K
    And you know how I love those
    going-out-of-business sale prices!
[16:32] K
    Special thanks to the Parallel Minds gang!
[16:34] K.Body
    Body!
[16:35] K
    You all worked hard, and now,
    Mother's stats are in the can!
[16:38] K
    Nice work!
[16:40] K
    In comparison, I'm in top condition, and not
    to mention, the Demon Lord is absent!
[16:44] K
    The time has come!
[16:45] K
    Victory is at hand!
[16:47] K
    Off we go to Elroe's Bottom Stratum!
[16:52] K
    And now your daughter will outgrow you.
[16:55] K
    Not literally, though, because... damn.
[16:57] K
    Seeing her up in close again...
    that is one big mama!
[16:59] K
    And intimidating as hell!
[17:01] K
    Is she seriously weakened?
[17:04] K
    Scary!
[17:06] K
    Quit chickening out, me!
[17:09] K
    Right now, I should be
    twice as fast as Mother!
[17:12] K
    It'll be easy to—
[17:13] K
    Huh?
[17:14] K
    Easy to... why can't I move?
[17:18] K
    Aw, seriously?!
[17:20] K
    Mother's webs?! Ones made with
    the highest-level web skills?!
[17:23] K
    This is bad!
[17:31] K
    W-W-W-W-W-Wait a sec!
[17:33] K
    Gimme a moment to heal my
    legs with magic! Come on!
[17:42] K
    A direct hit would've killed me!
[17:44] K
    Aw, crap, more webs!
[17:48] K
    Seriously?! She had them
    set in every direction?!
[17:53] K
    Come on!
[17:56] K
    What do I do? Teleport?
[17:58] K
    Not gonna make it in time!
[18:00] K
    In that case...
[18:07] K
    And here we are, another spider decapitation!
[18:10] K
    Gotta wonder what the
    censors think about this!
[18:12] K
    Oh, crap, here it comes again!
[18:21] K
    Please, no life flashing before my eyes!
[18:25] K
    I screwed up when I thought it'd be easy
    to win just because she's weakened.
[18:29] K
    Even as her soul was being devoured,
     and things looked grim,
[18:33] K
    Mother did everything she could
    to make sure she'd survive.
[18:35] K
    I'm going to follow in
    her spiritual footsteps.
[18:39] K
    And I won't make this easy for her!
[18:40] K
    With my very last moments,
[18:42] K
    I'll make sure she remembers me as an enemy
    who was not to be taken lightly!
[18:46] K
    Now, time to go down kicking and screaming!
[18:49] K. Magic 1
    Well said!
[18:51] K
    Huh? What?
[18:52] K
    Hey, the former Magic Brain 1!
     It's been a while!
[18:55] K
    But even if you come back now,
    you'll just be going down with me.
[18:59] K
    You should try to survive!
[19:00] K. Magic 1
    Believe me, I intend to!
[19:05] K
    What's going on here?
    Why do I feel so powered up?
[19:09] K Magic 2
    Where do you think all those
    lost stats Mother had went?
[19:14] K
    I have no clue!
[19:15] K. Magic 1
    We were devouring Mother's astral body.
[19:18] K. Magic 1
    Her astral body is essentially her soul!
[19:20] K. Magic 1
    Stats and skills are the powers of the soul!
[19:23] K
    Say what now?
[19:23] K. Magic 2
    Come on, doesn't it seem to make sense
    that Mother's power would go to us,
[19:28] K. Magic 2
    since we were the ones eating her soul?
[19:30] K
    You mean that all those missing stats
    of hers have been added to mine?
[19:34] Magic Duo
    Exactly!
[19:35] K Magic 1
    And now...
[19:36] K Trio
    It's payback time!
[19:46] K
    Holy crap...
[19:49] K
    And my healing magic is so fast!
SIGN    <Zana Horowa No Name LV24>
SIGN    <Zana Horowa LV24 No Name>
    Status
SIGN    Offense:21153 Defense:21104 Magic Power:28280 Resistance:28107 Speed:25021
    Skills
     "HP Ultra-Fast Recovery LV6" "Height of Occultism" "Magic Divinity LV7" "Magic Power Conferment LV10" "Magic Power Super-Attack LV2" "SP Ultra-Fast Recovery LV10" "SP Minimized Consumption LV10"
     "Destruction Super-Enhancement LV6" "Impact Super-Enhancement LV7" "Cutting Super-Enhancement LV4" "Piercing Super-Enhancement LV6" "Shock Super-Enhancement LV6" "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV10" "Battle Divinity LV10" "Energy Conferment LV10"
     "Ability Conferment LV7" "Energy Super-Attack LV4" "Divine Dragon Power LV7" "Dragon Barrier LV2" "Deadly Poison Attack LV10" "Super Paralysis Attack LV6" "Rot Attack LV6" "Heresy Attack LV8" "Poison Synthesis LV10"
     "Medicine Synthesis LV10" "Thread Genius LV10" "Divine Thread Weaving" "Thread Control LV10" "Telepathy LV7" "Throw LV10" "Expel LV10" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV10" "Kin Control LV10"
     "Egg-Laying LV10" "Concentration LV10" "Thought Super-Acceleration LV3" "Future Sight LV34" "Parallel Minds LV9" "High-Speed Processing LV10" "Hit LV10" "Evasion LV10" "Fortune LV10"
     "Stealth LV10" "Concealment LV2" "Silence LV10" "Odorless LV3" "Emperor" "Conviction" "Hades" "Sloth" "Immortality" "Heresy Magic LV10" "Gale Magic LV1" "Celestial Power"
     "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV3" "Shadow Magic LV10" "Dark Magic LV10" "Black Magic LV10" "Dimensional Magic LV6"
     "Abyss Magic LV10" "Demon Lord LV8" "Perseverance" "Pride" "Rage LV2" "Usurp LV3" "Satiation LV10" "Cutting Super-Resistance LV5"
     "Piercing Super-Resistance LV5" "Shock Super-Resistance LV5" "Flame Resistance LV8" "Flood Resistance LV1" "Gale Resistance LV4" "Black Magic Resistance LV5"
     "Heavy Super-Resistance LV4" "Status Condition Nullification" "Acid Super-Resistance LV7" "Rot Super-Resistance LV5" "Faint Resistance LV8" "Ultimate Life LV10"
     "Night Vision LV10" "Panoptic Vision LV1" "Jinx Evil Eye LV8" "Inert Evil Eye LV7" "Repellent Evil Eye LV5"
     "Ultimate Movement LV10" "Fortitude LV10" "Stronghold LV10" "Skanda LV10" "Taboo LV10"
    Titles:
     "Foul Feeder" "Kin Eater" "Assassin" "Monster Slayer" "Poison Technique User" "Thread User" "Dragon Slayer"
     "Fearbringer" "Wyrm Slayer" "Ruler of Sloth" "Monster Calamity" "Champion"
[20:02] K
    What the fudge?!
[20:04] K
    These numbers don't make any sense!
    They're way higher than before!
[20:08] K
    I thought this kinda thing was reserved
    for shonen manga protagonists!
[20:12] K. Magic 2
    Hey, you wanna maybe finish her off?
[20:16] K
    Mother...
[20:17] K
    You were incredible.
[20:20] K
    Now, goodbye.
[20:27] K
    Thank you guys so much, and welcome back!
[20:30] K.Magic 1
    There's just one problem...
[20:32] K
    What is it?
[20:33] K.Magic 2
    The former Body Brain is gone.
[20:36] K
    Gone where?
[20:37] K.Magic 2
    Into the Demon Lord.
[20:38] K
    The Demon Lord?! Por que?!
[20:41] K.Magic 1
    When Mother was contacted by the
    Demon Lord, they were connected,
[20:44] K.Magic 1
    and she used that opportunity
    to go on the attack.
[20:47] K
    Is she ever coming back?!
[20:49] K. Magic 2
    I dunno, but I kinda don't think so.
[20:52] K
    Well, it's not like the Demon
    Lord can connect to me...
[20:55] Magic Brains
    True enough.
SIGN    Wisdom
[20:59] K
    Oh, crap, the Demon Lord's
    headed right for us!
[21:02] K
    Retreat, retreat!
[21:05] K
    Farewell, Artist Formerly Known as Body Brain.
SIGN    Body
[21:08] K. Body
    Body!
[21:09] K
    I'll never forget you.
[22:25] Ariel
    She'll pay for this.
[22:27] Gakia
    You seem to be having a
    great deal of trouble.
[22:30] Ariel
    What do you want?
[22:31] Ariel
    I was under the impression your kind getting
    involved was violating our agreement.
[22:36] Gakia
    That agreement is between
    you and our master.
[22:40] Gakia
    I will obey my master's commands, but he
    has never explicitly forbidden opposing you.
[22:47] Ariel
    Justify it however you want...
[22:49] Ariel
    But get to the point.
[22:50] Gakia
    Should not the old make way for the new?
[22:53] Ariel
    What are you getting at?
[22:55] Gakia
    The winds of change are blowing.
[22:58] Gakia
    Eldest of the Divine Beasts...
[22:59] Gakia
    Don't you think the time has come for old
    ones such as us to take our leave of this world?
[23:05] Gakia
    The one you seek is powerful
    enough to slay our kin.
[23:09] Gakia
    She has earned more than to
    simply be exterminated by you.
[23:13] Ariel
    Word of warning...
[23:14] Ariel
    I'm in a really bad mood right now.
[23:17] Ariel
    So could you get out of here
    before you say another word?
[23:19] Gakia
    Sufficient strength is enough
    to justify one's existence.
[23:23] Ariel
    I said shut up!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    This Isn't My Fault, Is It?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E20 - This isn't my fault, is it?

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[00:02] K
    Just look at all the tasty treats!
[00:06] K
    I guess it doesn't hurt to
    help people after all!
[00:13] K
    Who's this?
[00:15] Gaetz
    So you're the Nightmare of the Labyrinth?
[00:19] K
    What's his deal?
[00:20] Gaetz
    I have a hard time believing that this
    insect destroyed one of our fortresses.
[00:25] Gaetz
    No matter.
[00:26] K
    Insect? Is he talking about me?
[00:30] K
    I've still got blind spots, but I'm finally
    getting my head around the language.
[00:34] K
    So... fortress? Destroyed?
[00:36] (Flashback) K
    What the fudge?!
[00:47] (Flashback) ---
    Grrr...
[00:50] (Flashback) K
    I probably shouldn't kill them all.
[00:53] (Flashback) K
    Let's try and hold back.
[01:05] (Flashback) K
    I was never here!
[01:09] K
    Oh, that! The bit where I kinda oopsied a
    little and brought a whole thing down!
[01:12] K
    Is he connected to that?
[01:14] Gaetz
    You should be honored.
[01:16] Gaetz
    The Kingdom of Ohts is willing to house you.
[01:20] K
    What is this dude on about?
[01:22] K
    Unbelievable.
[01:23] Guard 1
    What are you people talking about?!
[01:25] Guard 2
    Show the Divine Beast some respect!
[01:27] Valet 1
    Silence!
[01:31] Gaetz
    You people! Do you realize what
    it means to point a weapon
[01:35] Gaetz
    at an official envoy from
    the Kingdom of Ohts?
[01:40] Gaetz
    That thing is the property of Ohts.
[01:43] Gaetz
    And thus we are free to
    do with it as we please.
[01:46] K
    There's something just physiologically
    incompatible about porky's face.
[01:50] Gaetz
    You have no right to refuse.
    Now come along.
[01:58] Gaetz
    What are you doing?!
[02:03] Gaetz
    Where do you think you're going, you wretch?!
[02:05] Gaetz
    You think an insect like you can insult me?!
[02:09] Gaetz
    This will cost your life!
[02:11] K
    Boy, it's like he's running through
    the checklist of bad guy clichés.
SIGN    This Isn't My Fault, Is It?
[03:48] Merazophis
    Sir!
[03:51] Merazophis
    More letters.
[03:55] John
    How many does that make this month?
[03:57] Merazophis
    If we include the notices
    from the diplomats abroad,
[04:00] Merazophis
    and nobility currently staying in the manor,
[04:03] Merazophis
    that brings the total to ten.
[04:06] John
    No shortage of guests.
[04:08] John
    All thanks to the Nightmare
    of the Labyrinth...
[04:11] John
    Or maybe "blame" would be more appropriate.
[04:14] Merazophis
    Making new acquaintances is all well and good,
[04:16] Merazophis
    but some of the guests have
    been less than pleasant.
[04:20] Gaetz
    Damn it, damn it, damn it!
[04:22] Gaetz
    That irritating insect!
    How dare it mock me?!
[04:28] John
    Speak of the devil...
[04:30] Merazophis
    He's still a legitimate diplomat
    from Ohts. We can't turn him away.
[04:40] Valet 1
    What should we do, sir?
[04:42] Gaetz
    Bring it in by force.
[04:44] Gaetz
    We'll teach that thing its place.
[04:46] Valet 1
    How should we go about it?
[04:48] Gaetz
    I don't care what methods you use.
[04:50] Gaetz
    Just go and capture it.
[04:52] Valet 1
    Yes, sir, understood.
[05:00] John
    I've been doing everything
    I can to avoid war with Ohts.
[05:05] John
    But if the Nightmare of the Labyrinth
    ends up being the trigger?
[05:08] Merazophis
    That would literally be a nightmare.
[05:13] Merazophis
    My apologies, sir.
[05:15] Merazophis
    Still, what could Ohts be thinking,
    sending a man like that as an envoy?
[05:21] John
    Between him, the tariffs,
    and these bandits...
[05:24] John
    It's like they want a war.
[05:28] John
    But I won't let that happen.
[05:31] John
    We'll have to handle things carefully.
[05:40] K
    Looks like porky's staying at
    the baby bloodsucker's place.
[05:50] K
    This is starting to get complicated...
    maybe I should relocate to somewhere else?
[05:54] K
    But if I do, Li'l Drac's
    gonna be in danger.
[05:57] K
    And I have to admit, I'm in no hurry to give
    up this delicious, fruit-heavy diet I've got.
[06:02] K
    What am I gonna do?
[06:06] K
    Well, I'm gonna have to clear out
    if the Demon Lord shows up, anyway.
[06:11] K
    Wonder what she's up to.
SIGN    Clairvoyance
[06:30] K
    What the hell? That's terrifying!
[06:33] K
    I'm not sure why, but she's fighting
    with a crazy strong Earth Dragon!
[06:38] K
    Better him than me.
[06:39] K
    Think I'm gonna let
    sleeping demon lords lie.
[06:42] K
    Plus, I appreciate any and
    all extra time this buys me!
[06:45] K
    Good luck, Earth Dragon!
    I'm rooting for you!
[06:51] K
    What now?
[06:54] K(internal)
    It's him!
[06:56] K(internal)
    The guy who showed up when
    I beat the Fire Dragon.
[06:59] K(internal)
    He popped out of nowhere again.
    What is it this time?
[07:04] Guile
    I mean you no harm.
[07:06] K(internal)
    I guess I can assume he's not
    here for a fight, then.
[07:11] K(internal)
    Right?
[07:12] Guile
    This is our first time conversing like this.
[07:16] Guile
    I am an administrator
    named Güliedistodiez.
[07:19] K(internal)
    What was that? Gui... Gilly...
    Guilieo? Too long!
[07:22] K(internal)
    Let's think of you as Gilly-Gilly.
[07:24] Guile
    I've come to ask a favor of you.
[07:26] K(internal)
    A favor?
[07:27] Guile
    Could you cease your attack on Ariel?
[07:31] K(internal)
    Ariel is the Demon Lord's name, right?
[07:34] K(internal)
    Did I attack her at some point?
[07:37] K(internal)
    If anything, she's the one who came after me!
[07:40] Guile
    I realize how selfish it is to
    make a request like this.
[07:44] Guile
    So if you were to refuse,
    I would understand.
[07:50] K(internal)
    I dunno what to say.
[07:53] K(internal)
    I've been running around, mostly.
    When did I ever attack her?
[07:58] K(internal)
    Wait, I know who he means!
[08:01] K(internal)
    The artist formerly known as Body Brain!
SIGN    Body
[08:02] K.Body
    Body!
[08:03] K(internal)
    That's right, she's inside
    of the Demon Lord right now!
[08:04] K.Body
    Body!
[08:07] K(internal)
    But ever since Mother died,
    the connection's been cut,
[08:10] K(internal)
    so I have no idea what's been going on.
[08:14] K(internal)
    This makes sense, though.
[08:15] K(internal)
    I thought the Demon Lord was after
    me to get revenge for Mother,
[08:20] K(internal)
    but it's because ex-Body Brain is
    still doing that psychic siege!
[08:25] Guile
    What do you say?
[08:26] K(internal)
    Oopsie!
[08:27] K(internal)
    My years of flying solo had me off in my own
    little world instead of actually responding!
[08:32] K(internal)
    My bad!
[08:36] K (telepathy)
    I... I can't.
[08:39] Guile
    Why?
[08:40] K (telepathy)
    Well, it's just that... the one attacking
    right now is one of my Parallel Minds.
[08:45] K (telepathy)
    Sort of a separate part of me?
[08:48] K (telepathy)
    And I can't contact her...
    or retrieve her.
[08:52] K (telepathy)
    So...
[08:54] Guile
    I see.
[08:56] Guile
    I made an impossible request
    without realizing your situation.
[08:59] Guile
    I apologize.
[09:00] K(internal)
    No, no, no, it's fine!
[09:02] K(internal)
    Plus, this is great news!
[09:04] K(internal)
    If I can stay on the run, maybe ex-Body Brain
    will be able to bring the Demon Lord down!
[09:09] Guile
    There's one other thing I'd like to ask.
[09:12] Guile
    Please stop interacting with the humans.
[09:16] Guile
    Would you be willing to live
    somewhere else, quietly, in secret?
[09:19] Guile
    I do feel some guilt for your having been
    caught up in this world's affairs...
[09:23] Guile
    But you have become too powerful.
[09:26] K(internal)
    Aw, flattery's not gonna
    get you anywhere, you!
[09:30] Guile
    Your actions cause ripples that
    make it hard to ignore you.
[09:36] Guile
    The kind that can drive the
    world towards chaos.
[09:39] Guile
    I realize it is rude to make
    all of these requests,
[09:42] Guile
    but could you please consider it?
[09:45] K(internal)
    I should probably give a serious answer if
    he's gonna be so serious about asking.
[09:51] K (telepathy)
    I... must refuse.
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Humanity discovers MA Energy
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Lifespan of the planet
    increasingly diminished
[09:56] K(internal)
    Thanks to Taboo, I learned the truth
    about how this world's System works.
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Dragons, furious at loss, attack humanity
    The Goddess Sariel
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Countdown to oblivion
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Sacrificed to revive the world
SIGN    Repent
[10:02] K(internal)
    And if nothing is done, this world
    I'm living in is gonna be destroyed.
SIGN    Administrator Güliedistodiez
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    System Implemented
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Sariel's Wish
     and The Goddess's Life Support
[10:08] K(internal)
    There's no way I can just sit
    back and let that happen.
[10:11] K(internal)
    I'm going to do what I can.
[10:18] Guile
    And you insist on this?
[10:21] Guile
    I see.
[10:23] Guile
    As a visitor from another world, does what
     I am trying to do seem foolish?
[10:28] K(internal)
    I can't really answer that...
    I don't know what his situation is.
[10:32] K(internal)
    But...
[10:36] K (telepathy)
    You should do as you see fit.
[10:40] Guile
    I see... I suppose you're right.
[10:43] Guile
    All I can really do is what
    I think is necessary.
[10:47] Guile
    That should do for today. Farewell.
[10:53] K
    I haven't put on a serious face in so long,
    that totally wiped me out.
[10:57] K
    Guess being an administrator isn't easy.
[11:02] K
    Time for bed.
SIGN    Danger
[11:07] K
    An attack?
[11:11] K
    So annoying!
[11:19] K
    Gotta love all that juicy human EXP.
[11:23] K
    Wait.
[11:24] K
    Wasn't this guy...
[11:26] K
    One of porky's goons?
[11:29] K
    Oh, that's it!
[11:31] K
    You think you can attempt to threaten my life
    (and fail miserably), and get away with it?!
[11:35] K
    Prepare to die!
SIGN    Clairvoyance
SIGN    Evil Eye
[11:39] Gaetz
    That damned bug...
[11:41] Gaetz
    I'll work it until it's nothing more than—
[11:52] K
    And now that I've taken out the trash,
     I can enjoy a good rest.
[11:58] K
    Good night!
[12:08] John
    This is not good.
[12:11] Merazophis
    I agree.
[12:12] Merazophis
    A sudden death, with no
    signs of external wounds.
[12:16] Merazophis
    I think we can assume...
[12:17] John
    Right.
[12:18] John
    The Nightmare of the Labyrinth did this.
[12:22] John
    There were bodies in the same state
    in the mansion a while back.
[12:26] John
    There was something extraordinary
    about how they died.
[12:28] John
    It definitely wasn't
    caused by human hands.
[12:31] Merazophis
    Considering the timing of it all, it would
    make sense if the Nightmare was responsible.
[12:36] John
    But we still don't know why it's sided with
    our town, or the nation of Sariella.
[12:42] Merazophis
    Maybe it really is the
    legendary Divine Beast?
[12:45] John
    That'd be an excellent excuse
    to stop thinking about it.
[12:50] John
    But there's no way it's that simple.
[12:53] John
    This puts us in a really bad position.
[12:56] John
    An official from Ohts has died in our country.
[12:59] John
    There's no way they let this slide
    without consequences.
[13:02] Merazophis
    Ideally, Ohts accepts that this is what happens
     when you trifle with a dangerous monster.
[13:09] John
    Have they responded yet?
[13:11] Merazophis
    Not yet, no.
[13:14] Merazophis
    The letter was sent days ago.
    The lack of response is really ominous.
[13:19] John
    Given the way he acted, they should have
    known he'd do something foolish.
[13:25] Merazophis
    Is something wrong, sir?
[13:28] John
    He never really acted like a proper
    diplomat in the first place, did he?
[13:32] Merazophis
    No, now that you mention it.
[13:35] John
    I hate to think this, but... maybe they
     really do want to start a war.
[13:39] John
    So they sent him to cause a problem,
    which would give them their justification.
[13:44] Merazophis
    That can't be! Ohts is at too great of
    a disadvantage against our country!
[13:50] Merazophis
    They wouldn't stand a chance.
[13:52] John
    Right. Under ordinary circumstances,
    they'd never do something that foolish.
[13:57] John
    And yet...
[13:57] Messenger
    I have news! The Kingdom of Ohts
    has declared war on our nation!
[14:10] Messenger
    Not only that, but they
    have large-scale support
[14:12] Messenger
    from the Renxandt Empire and
    Holy Kingdom of Alleius!
[14:16] John
    That's insane!
[14:17] John
    A-An allied force?!
SIGN    <Ohts Kingdom>
     <Renxandt Empire>
     <Holy Kingdom of Alleius>
     <Allied Forces Total 53,000>
[14:23] K
    I probably know the answer to this, but did
    a war break out because I killed porky?
[14:28] K
    I better check in on the local lord.
[14:31] K
    Oh, no, he's doing that
    holding-your-head thing!
[14:35] K
    Aw, man, I screwed up bad.
[14:37] K
    But I have no regrets!
[14:40] K
    When you get hit, you hit back!
     That's my philosophy!
[14:44] K
    That said...
[14:46] K
    From the look of things, I wonder
    if this country's gonna lose?
[14:53] K
    Okay!
[14:54] K
    There's baby bloodsucker to worry about,
    and I am kind of responsible for what's going on!
[14:57] K
    So I'm gonna help these guys out!
[15:01] K
    Not to mention, war is an all-you-can-eat
     buffet of tasty, EXP-rich humans.
[15:07] K
    That would never be my main motivation,
    though! Of course not!
[15:11] K
    Now, let's raise some real hell!
[16:04] Hugo
    I'm gonna crush you all.
[16:07] Hugo
    Won't be long now, Shun.
[16:14] Shun
    Julius-niisama... please watch me.
[16:20] Shun
    Come on, Hugo!
[16:37] Fil
    In the end, it seems I'm putting
    my students in danger after all.
[16:48] Fil
    I suddenly found myself
    reborn in another world.
[16:58] Fil
    The next shock after that was how everyone
    around me had long, pointed ears.
[17:05] Fil
    My library of otaku facts helped me
    realize they were elves at a glance.
[17:11] Fil
    And that helped me realize
    what had happened.
[17:16] Fil
    Before reincarnating, I was a teacher.
[17:20] Fil
    It was my dream to be the kind of teacher
    who could have a good time with her students.
[17:25] Fil
    I would study the kinds of things kids
    would be interested in, like video games,
[17:30] Fil
    manga, light novels, and whatever
    other sources I could find.
[17:34] Fil
    I'd even change the way I talked
    when they reacted well.
[17:38] Fil
    I like to think that, because of my efforts,
    I was a fairly well-liked teacher.
[17:45] Fil
    I don't know if my dream was really to be
    smiling underneath a fabricated persona.
[17:52] Fil
    And I did have my doubts.
[17:56] Fil
    In spite of that, I felt satisfaction
    with my life as a teacher.
SIGN    Page 30 of Tsurezuregusa
[18:05] Fil
    But then...
[18:17] Fil
    I'm not a strong person.
[18:20] Fil
    I wasn't able to accept what had happened,
[18:22] Fil
    and set about living a second life,
    the way characters in light novels do.
[18:27] Fil
    Unable to let go of my past life,
    what I ended up clinging to in my confusion...
[18:33] Fil
    was my identity as a teacher.
[18:36] Fil
    I am a teacher.
[18:38] Fil
    So in that case, I need to prioritize
    the well-being of my students.
SIGN    <Elf LV1 Name: Filimøs Harrifenas>
SIGN    Status
SIGN    Offense:
SIGN    Defense:
SIGN    Magic Power:
SIGN    Resistance:
SIGN    Speed:
SIGN    Skills
SIGN    "Student Roster"
SIGN    Skill Points
SIGN    Titles None
[18:44] Fil
    Luckily, I found myself born with a skill
    that was very conducive to that belief.
SIGN    <Student Roster>
[18:51] Fil
    My unique skill, Student Roster.
SIGN     Masaru Tsushima
     Saki Temarikawa
     Kanata Ooshima Kumiko Tonooka
     Kenichi Ogiwara Kengo Natsume
     Shinobu Kusama Chie Nanase
     Asaka Kushitani Shouko Negishi
     Sachi Kudou Yuika Hasebe
     Naofumi Kogure Kouta Hayashi
     Issei Sakurazaki Mio Furuta
     Kyouya Sasajima Shuuto Maki
     Mirei Shinohara Shunsuke Yamada
     Touko Segawa Wakaba Hiiro
     Kunihiko Tagawa
[18:55] Fil
    It had listing of my students
    who had also reincarnated,
[19:00] Fil
    along with a broad description of
    their past, present, and future.
SIGN    Kanata Ooshima
[19:04] Fil
    Under the future listing,
SIGN    Present
[19:06] Fil
    there was a description in vague terms
    about when and how they would die.
SIGN    Past
SIGN    Future
SIGN    Future
[19:12] Fil
    It made me lose hope.
SIGN    <Kanata Ooshima>:
    Stripped of skills and dies.
    
    <Kengo Natsume>:
[19:16] Fil
    It said that almost all of my students
    would die within 20 years.
SIGN    <Kengo Natsume>:
    Dies in battle in the elf forest.
SIGN    <Kengo Natsume>:
    Dies in battle in the elf forest.
    
    <Shunsuke Yamada>:
SIGN    "HP Auto-Recovery" "SP Lessened Consumption" "SP Auto-Recovery" "MP Recovery Speed" "MP Lessened Consumption"
    "Magic Power Detection" "Magic Power Operation" "Destruction Enhancement" "Impact Enhancement" "Cutting Enhancement" "Piercing Enhancement"
     "Shock Enhancement" "Fire Enhancement" "Water Enhancement" "Wind Enhancement" "Earth Enhancement" "Lightning Enhancement" "Light Enhancement" "Running"
     "Darkness Enhancement" "Heavy Enhancement" "Mental Warfare" "Energy Conferment" "Energy Attack" "Magic Warfare" "Magic Conferment"
     "Magic Power Attack" "Wind Attack" "Medicine Synthesis" "Wind Aptitude" "Bowmanship" "Spatial Maneuvering" "Foresight"
     "Thought Acceleration" "Arithmetic Processing" "Parallel Minds" "Memory" "Silence" "Odorless" "Heatless" "Intimidation"
     "Telepathy" "Rune Perception" "Material Perception" "Presence Perception" "Danger Perception" "Motion Perception"
     "Reaction Perception" "Spatial Perception" "Fire Magic" "Water Magic" "Wind Magic" "Earth Magic" "Lightning Magic"
     "Light Magic" "Dark Magic" "Heavy Magic" "Healing Magic" "Destruction Resistance" "Impact Resistance" "Cutting Resistance"
     "Piercing Resistance" "Shock Resistance" "Fire Resistance" "Water Resistance" "Wind Resistance" "Earth Resistance" "Lightning Resistance"
     "Light Resistance" "Darkness Resistance" "Heavy Resistance" "Vision Enhancement" "Auditory Enhancement" "Olfactory Enhancement" "Taste Enhancement"
     "Tactile Enhancement" "Life" "Magic Mass" "Instantaneous" "Persistent" "Strength" "Solidity" "Technique User" "Protection"
SIGN    "Telepathy"
[19:31] Voice
    You have obtained the skill Telepathy.
    Remaining skill points...
[19:37] (Flashback) Fil
    Please, help me!
[19:48] (Flashback) Fil
    You have to save my students!
[19:52] Fil
    I told Potimas everything.
[19:55] Fil
    About the memories of my past life.
    About the Student Roster skill.
[20:01] (Flashback) Potimas
    Very well. I'll protect them.
[20:05] Fil
    It was a risky gamble, but I had
    no one else to turn to at the time.
[20:11] Fil
    At times, it was with money.
[20:14] Fil
    Other times, it was by kidnapping.
[20:17] Fil
    But thankfully, I was able to alter
    the cause and time of death for them.
[20:22] Fil
    But my skill has two restrictions.
[20:27] Fil
    I can't see information about myself...
[20:29] Fil
    And I can't share the information I gain from
    Student Roster with any of the students.
[20:35] Fil
    They started to hate me because they were
    forced to live inside the village.
[20:41] Fil
    But I thought that was
    preferable to them dying.
[20:46] Fil
    Because I'm a teacher.
[20:49] Fil
    I did everything for my students...
    That's what I believed this entire time.
[20:56] Fil
    So, why did things turn out like this?
[21:01] Fil
    Was I ever right?
[21:05] Fil
    Could I have been wrong all along?
[21:09] Fil
    Have I been a good teacher at all?
[22:54] Sophia
    Try and be of some use, okay?
[22:58] Sophia
    Yes, Master, everything is ready to go.
[23:03] Ariel
    Looks like it's all going
    according to plan, huh?
[23:08] Ariel
    Feel free to raise as much
    hell as you want, okay?
[23:11] Ariel
    That goes for everybody.
[23:30] Ariel
    Now, let's get started!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    So I'm Not in This One, Am I?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E21 - So, I'm not in this one, am I?

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[00:17] Hyrince
    Don't get too worked up.
[00:20] Shun
    Hyrince-san...
[00:21] Hyrince
    The elves say the Empire isn't
    going to arrive for two days.
[00:26] Hyrince
    If you're this high-strung now,
    you won't last until then.
[00:30] Shun
    Right...
[00:32] Imperial Soldier
    Advance! Advance!
SIGN    So I'm Not in This One, Am I?
[02:18] Kunihiko
    Nice to meet you. I'm Kunihiko Tagawa.
[02:21] Asaka
    I'm Asaka Kushitani.
[02:23] Hyrince
    So you're Kunihiko and Asaka.
[02:26] Hyrince
    I heard you managed to drive away
[02:28] Hyrince
    one of the the Demon Army's commanders
    during the previous battle.
[02:30] Kunihiko
    Yep, that sounds like us.
[02:33] Asaka
    Come on, it's not like we were
    the only ones out there.
[02:37] Hyrince
    Having you two on our side,
    with your reputation, is a big relief.
[02:40] Hyrince
    Good to have you.
[02:41] Kunihiko
    Likewise!
[02:43] Katia
    It seems they're fairly
    well-known adventurers.
[02:47] Fei
    You jealous?
[02:49] Shun
    Well... I haven't really
    accomplished anything, yet.
[02:53] Katia
    It won't be long now.
[02:54] Katia
    We're going to assess
    the barrier now, right?
[02:57] Katia
    Let's be on our way.
[02:58] Fei
    Thanks for showing us the way!
[03:03] Fei
    He could at least say something.
[03:14] Shun
    This is the barrier...
[03:16] Kunihiko
    How's it work below ground?
[03:19] Elf A
    The barrier extends through the ground
    and into the sky, in a similar fashion.
[03:24] Kunihiko
    Kinda wanna see exactly how tough it is.
[03:27] Kunihiko
    Do you mind?
[03:28] Elf A
    As you will.
[03:29] Kunihiko
    Hell yeah!
[03:31] Kunihiko
    Everybody, step back!
[03:46] Shun
    That sword... It's magic!
[03:50] Kunihiko
    Had it made from the remains
    of a dragon we took down.
[03:53] Kunihiko
    Same goes for Asaka's staff.
[03:55] Asaka
    For the record, we were only part
    of a bigger group, that's all.
[04:00] Kunihiko
    But damn, this thing is really impressive.
[04:03] Kunihiko
    Maybe it can't be busted?
[04:05] Hyrince
    What about you, Fei?
[04:07] Fei
    If that didn't do anything, I can't, either.
[04:10] Shun
    The pride of the elves,
    an impenetrable barrier.
[04:13] Kunihiko
    Can Natsume seriously break this thing?
[04:15] Katia
    Perhaps he doesn't need to.
[04:18] Katia
    The Imperial Army's goal
    is to subdue the elves.
[04:21] Katia
    If the barrier is in their way, they can
    simply bring it down from the inside.
[04:25] Asaka
    But how?
[04:27] Katia
    It's fairly simple.
[04:29] Katia
    They can use the teleportation circle
    to enter, like us, and then disable it.
[04:33] Katia
    Alternately, they can have someone
    on the inside disable it.
[04:36] Elf A
    Are you suggesting that there
    is a traitor among the elves?
[04:39] Katia
    I'm only talking about possibilities.
[04:41] Katia
    The Imperial Army's commander, Hugo,
    possesses mind control powers.
[04:46] Katia
    With them...
[04:47] Elf A
    We would never fall prey
    to that sort of thing.
[04:51] Katia
    Yes, but perhaps to be on the safe side,
    the circle should be temporarily disabled.
[04:57] ELF A
    There is no need.
[04:58] ELF A
    No matter what tricks they try, the humans
    do not have the means to threaten us.
[05:05] Elf B
    Perhaps you should be careful no one in
    your group falls prey to such tricks.
[05:08] Elf B
    Right?
[05:10] Elf C
    She shames her race.
[05:12] Elf C
    Can't believe she had
    the nerve to come here.
[05:14] Fei
    What's that supposed to mean?
[05:18] Hyrince
    Putting all that aside, we managed
    to confirm the barrier's strength.
[05:21] Hyrince
    Let's head back and start planning.
[05:24] Shun
    Good idea...
[05:25] Shun
    Come on, Anna.
[05:31] Fei
    Do we seriously have to help these jerks?
[05:38] Fei
    And now we've gotta walk all
    the way back to our lodging!
[05:41] Kunihiko
    What are we doing, exactly?
    Stopping at your place?
[05:45] Shun
    No, I...
[05:47] Shun
    Sensei?
[05:49] Fil
    I'll escort them from here.
    The rest of you are relieved.
[05:52] Elf A
    But...
[05:53] Fil
    It's fine.
[06:02] Fil
    Before the fighting begins, there's something
     important I need to share with all of you.
[06:06] Hyrince
    We'll go on ahead.
[06:09] Fil
    No. I especially want the
    two of you to hear this.
[06:14] Fil
    You may have noticed already, but...
[06:18] Fil
    We all have memories of another
    world we were born in previously,
[06:21] Fil
    before reincarnating in this one.
[06:24] Ana
    Re... incarnation?
[06:26] Fil
    As reincarnations, we were born with powerful
     skills and a large amount of skill points.
[06:31] Fil
    It's through the use of those that myself,
[06:34] Fil
    Shun-kun, and the others have powers
    beyond what most people can attain.
[06:37] Fil
    But in the world we came from,
    there were no skills or levels.
[06:42] Fil
    Not to mention monsters or demons.
[06:45] Fil
    I don't know if I could say it was at peace,
     but it was a quieter world.
[06:50] Hyrince
    It's a little hard to swallow,
[06:53] Hyrince
    but considering what I've seen from all
    of you so far, this explains a lot.
[06:57] Hyrince
    But if all that is true,
    then why are you in this world?
[07:01] Fil
    I believe it was done intentionally.
[07:05] Fil
    There is an old story down
    passed down among the elves.
[07:08] Fil
    The gods will prey upon those
    called from another world,
[07:12] Fil
    taking their lives and their power.
[07:16] Fil
    The elves call these gods "administrators,"
    and see them as enemies.
[07:20] Fil
    The reason they agreed to help
    protect the reincarnations
[07:23] Fil
    was to prevent those with powerful
    skills from being killed by the administrators,
[07:25] Fil
    and having their power stolen.
[07:28] Shun
    Gods...
[07:30] Shun
    Administrators?
[07:31] Asaka
    Feels like the scale of things has
    suddenly gotten a lot bigger.
[07:36] Fil
    I don't really believe all of it myself.
[07:39] Fil
    But there are actually entities that
    call themselves administrators.
[07:45] Fil
    And they are the ones who had Hugo
    overthrow the Analeit Kingdom,
[07:50] Fil
    and direct the Imperial Army
     towards this forest.
[07:53] Hyrince
    Hang on! I thought Prince Hugo
    was the one behind all of this?
[07:58] Fil
    Natsume-kun... Hugo is just being used.
[08:02] Fil
    The fact that Sophia-san is working
    with him is proof of that.
[08:07] Fil
    Sophia Keren... In her previous life,
    her name was Shouko Negishi.
[08:11] Fil
    She's one of the reincarnations who
    has sided with the administrators.
[08:17] Fil
    I never wanted to see my
    students fighting like this.
[08:25] Fil
    Please, protect these children.
[08:32] Fil
    And I'm asking all of you...
[08:34] Fil
    To survive this. Please.
[08:42] Hyrince
    Let's go over what we know.
[08:44] Hyrince
    First, there's the barrier
    protecting the elf forest.
[08:47] Hyrince
    It's essentially a wall that covers a wide
    area, and getting through it is no easy task.
[08:52] Hyrince
    Getting into the village likely means
    targeting the teleportation circle.
[08:58] Hyrince
    It's guarded pretty closely,
    but not totally secure.
[09:02] Hyrince
    Another way to think of it is that
     if we can protect the teleportation circle,
[09:06] Hyrince
    we can prevent the Imperial invasion.
[09:09] Kunihiko
    So the best thing that we can do
    is to guard the circle, right?
[09:14] Hyrince
    Anyone have objections?
[09:17] Shun
    What if there are elves that
    have been brainwashed?
[09:20] Hyrince
    There's nothing we can do about that.
[09:22] Fei
    Seriously?
[09:24] Katia
    We don't have time to travel around
    using Appraisal on every elf we see.
[09:28] Kunhiko
    Still seems like a bad idea to just
    ignore the possibility, though.
[09:31] Asaka
    A worst case scenario would be invaders
    coming in through the teleportation circle,
[09:35] Asaka
    on top of having brainwashed
    elves start a riot.
[09:38] Asaka
    And if that happens, the barrier
    could actually be taken down.
[09:42] Shun
    That would be pretty terrible.
[09:45] Fei
    Are we seriously forgetting
    the real problem here?
[09:49] Fei
    Remember?
[09:51] Fei
    That Negishi chick is way more of a
    threat than that dumbass Natsume.
[09:55] Kunihiko
    Spooky...
[09:56] Kunihiko
    And she's called Sophia now,
    right? She's that dangerous?
[10:00] Katia
    She has an ability to neutralize magic.
[10:04] Asaka
    Seriously? That's basically cheating.
[10:07] Kunihiko
    Wait, could that power work on the barrier?
[10:10] Shun
    I don't know.
[10:12] Fei
    It's not out of the question.
[10:14] Katia
    Plus, there's no guarantee that Negishi is
    the only reincarnation on the enemy side.
[10:19] Katia
    We know for certain that we'll
    be dealing with these three.
SIGN    Natsume=Hugo
SIGN    Negishi=Sophia
SIGN    Hasebe=Yuri
[10:24] Katia
    And from the information sensei has,
[10:27] Katia
    there are reincarnations who
    haven't been accounted for yet.
[10:31] Katia
    Two of them.
[10:37] Kunihiko
    Kusama and Kyouya...
[10:40] Kunihiko
    What are the odds they're
    working with the enemy?
[10:42] Katia
    Sensei said Negishi is one of the reincarnations
     who sided with the administrators.
[10:47] Katia
    Which means we can be sure that either
    Kusama or Kyouya are with her, too.
[10:52] Katia
    And we can't eliminate the
    chance it's both of them...
[10:55] Shun
    Do you think Kyouya would side with Hugo?
[10:58] Katia
    If we think of it in terms of his previous
    life and personality, I can't imagine it.
[11:03] Katia
    But...
[11:05] Shun
    You're right...
[11:07] Shun
    Kyouya could have changed, too.
[11:10] Asaka
    Did you guys forget all about Kusama-kun?
[11:16] Kunhiko
    Sorry, Kusama. I totally forgot about you.
[11:21] Fei
    Knowing Shino, he'd probably end up
    running errands or doing grunt work
[11:24] Fei
    without even realizing there's a conspiracy.
[11:27] Kunihiko
    So there's Natsume, Negishi, and more
    reincarnations that we're not sure about.
[11:32] Kunihiko
    Damn it, this is making my head hurt.
[11:35] Shun
    But we still have to do this.
[11:39] Hyrince
    I hate to interrupt when
    you're feeling motivated,
[11:41] Hyrince
    but what exactly do you
    guys want to accomplish?
[11:44] Hyrince
    This battle is between
    the elves and the empire,
[11:48] Hyrince
    and we're just offering our assistance.
[11:50] Hyrince
    It's not do-or-die for us.
[11:53] Shun
    But if they lose, the elves will be...
[11:55] Hyrince
    Don't get your priorities mixed up.
[11:57] Hyrince
    Since we're here to help,
    that's what we'll do.
[12:00] Hyrince
    But I say, if the alternative is all of you
    getting killed, we consider retreat an option.
[12:07] Hyrince
    I am not willing to let anyone else
    I care about die in front of me.
[12:11] Hyrince
    I think Filimøs feels the same way.
[12:16] Shun
    I understand.
[12:20] Shun
    But I can't just stand back
    and watch people suffer.
[12:25] Hyrince
    Julius used to say the same kinds of things.
[12:28] Hyrince
    We'll do everything that we
    realistically can to help.
[12:31] Shun
    Right.
[12:32] Hyrince
    All right!
[12:33] Hyrince
    We're going to help secure the teleportation
     circle, like we originally planned.
[12:38] Hyrince
    We can assume coordinating with
    the elves is off the table,
[12:40] Hyrince
    and I expect you all to do
    everything you can to survive.
[12:43] Hyrince
    The battle will begin tomorrow. I want
    all of you to be prepared for action.
[12:48] Everyone
    Right!
[12:58] Elf A
    You humans...
[13:00] Elf A
    You think our barrier can be broken?
[13:04] Elf A
    I'd like to see it.
[13:07] Hyrince
    Whether they try to break the barrier or
    get in through the teleportation circle...
[13:11] Hyrince
    There's gonna be some
    kind of movement today.
[13:17] Elf C
    Who are you?!
[13:18] Elf C
    Where did you come from?!
[13:20] Shinobu
    Whoa, hold—
[13:22] Fei
    What is it?
[13:24] Elf B
    Stop struggling and surrender!
[13:26] Shinobu
    Watch it! Are you trying to kill me?!
[13:29] Shinobu
    Oh, wait, you probably are.
     That makes sense.
[13:33] Shinobu
    Hey, it's Shun, Kanata, and Kuniyan!
[13:36] Shinobu
    It's been a while!
[13:37] Shinobu
    Sup to the rest of you, too!
[13:40] Fei
    That attitude... Is it...
[13:42] Shun
    Kusama?
[13:44] Shinobu
    Oh, yeah, you nailed it!
[13:45] Shinobu
    You guys doing good?
[13:47] Katia
    Kusama, if you know who we are,
    should I assume you're our enemy?
[13:54] Shinobu
    I guess, technically, yeah.
[13:57] Kunihiko
    Okay, we're taking him alive!
[14:00] Shinobu
    Aw, come on, there's no way
    I can win against all of you!
[14:04] Shun
    Kusama... that skill of yours...
SIGN    <Shinobu Kusama>
    <Ninja>
[14:07] Shun
    Isn't it a little on the nose
    for a guy named "Shinobu"?
[14:10] Shinobu
    I know, right?!
[14:13] Shinobu
    Whoa, scary!
[14:18] Shinobu
    Damn, Shun, are you trying to kill me?!
[14:21] Shinobu
    Clones... Is that an illusion?
[14:23] Hyrince
    Surround him!
[14:26] Shinobu
    Hold up, hold up!
[14:28] Shinobu
    Everyone at once?!
[14:29] Shinobu
    How's that fair?!
[14:37] Shinobu
    Damn it! That old fart lied about
    this being an easy mission.
[14:42] Shun
    You're not getting away!
[14:44] Shinobu
    You guys are gonna want to run, too.
SIGN    <Exploding Sword>
[14:52] Shun
    Everyone, get outside, now!
[14:55] Hyrince
    Shun!
[14:57] Hyrince
    It won't help! Give it up!
[14:59] Shun
    But—
[15:15] Anna
    The teleportation circle...
[15:17] Asaka
    He had the magic power of the sword overload,
    turning it into a bomb.
[15:21] Kunihiko
    That ass Kusama must've wanted
    to trap us inside the barrier!
[15:33] Hyrince
    Besides, right now we should
    conserve our strength.
[15:36] Hyrince
    The real battle's yet to come.
[15:37] Katia
    I think...
[15:40] Katia
    He didn't destroy the circle
    to keep us inside the barrier.
[15:52] Kunihiko
    What the hell?!
[16:04] Fei
    Everyone, prepare to intercept.
[16:07] Fei
    The barrier...
[16:12] Hugo
    The barrier is down! And they can't
    use the teleportation circle!
[16:15] Hugo
    There's no escape for them now!
[16:17] Hugo
    I want every one of them at our feet!
[16:35] Fil
    This forest belongs to us, the elves.
[16:37] Fil
    Let's teach them how foolish it
    is to attack elves in their home!
[16:43] Elves
    Right!
[16:45] Yuri
    As enemies of the Church,
    the elves must face death!
[16:49] Fil
    Intercept!
[16:57] Fil
    Please, hang in there a bit longer, Yuri-chan.
[17:00] Fil
    Skill: Class Roster.
SIGN    <Class Roster>
SIGN    <Kengo Natsume>
SIGN    <Dies in battle in the elf forest.>
[17:10] Fil
    How did it come to this?
[17:12] Fil
    All I wanted to do was protect my students!
[17:21] Hugo
    Oka-chan! I'm touched!
[17:25] Hugo
    You seriously led the army into
    the field just to see me!
[17:30] Fil
    I'm glad to see you, too!
[17:39] Fil
    Negishi-chan...
[17:40] Sophia
    Didn't I tell you not to call me that?
[17:43] Hugo
    Sophia, I don't need any help.
[17:47] Sophia
    Really? I'll just step back and watch, then.
[17:51] Hugo
    All right! Bring it on, then.
[17:54] Hugo
    Stand around too long,
    and I'll come after you!
[17:57] Fil
    Dragon Wind!
[18:03] Hugo
    Your magic's not gonna cut it!
[18:12] Fil
    Is that magic sword what
    dispelled my Dragon Wind?
[18:18] Hugo
    Yeah!
[18:19] Hugo
    Did you think I was still the same loser
    who had his powers stripped by you?!
[18:23] Fil
    You're awfully cocky for
    someone relying on his gear!
[18:34] Hugo
    Wanna know how I got this strong?
[18:43] Hugo
    Give it a rest!
[18:47] Fil
    Retreat!
[18:50] Yuri
    The elves are heretics! Death to all heretics!
[18:58] Hugo
    You know all about one of the ways...
[19:01] Hugo
    The skill, Lust.
[19:03] Hugo
    It lets you control people however you want,
     which is pretty damn sweet.
[19:09] Hugo
    And the other is my ultimate power!
[19:13] Hugo
    It's called Greed!
[19:15] Fil
    Greed...
[19:18] Sophia
    Right. One of the Seven Deadly Sins skills.
[19:24] Sophia
    It lets you steal the
    power of those you kill.
[19:27] Sophia
    Their skills, their stats, their skill points...
    Just a little bit, though.
[19:31] Hugo
    Just like this.
[19:33] Hugo
    That's how I'm stronger
    now than I was before.
[19:35] Hugo
    Thanks for that, teach.
[19:38] Fil
    How... many people have you
    killed to get this far?
[19:43] Fil
    How many crimes have you...
[19:56] Yuri
    Sensei, rest for a bit.
[19:59] Yuri
    It will be all right. God will
    purify your poisoned mind.
[20:10] Hugo
    Aw, look what you did to your student!
[20:14] Hugo
    Some teacher you are.
[20:16] Fil
    You don't get to say that!
[20:19] Hugo
    What are you trying to...
[20:24] Fil
    It's a barrier. Not as big as the
    one around the elf village...
[20:30] Fil
    But you won't be able to break it.
[20:34] Hugo
    Can't breathe...
[20:37] Fil
    The big difference between it and
    the barrier around the village...
[20:39] Fil
    is that air is slowly
    emptying out of this one.
[20:46] Fil
    It's over, Natsume-kun.
[20:49] Fil
    No... Hugo.
[20:59] Sophia
    That was pretty sad, considering you went
    to the trouble of asking me to butt out.
[21:04] Hugo
    Don't be like that.
[21:07] Hugo
    I didn't figure Oka-chan had a
    secret weapon like that waiting.
[21:14] Fil
    Negishi...chan...
[21:17] Hugo
    It ends now, though.
[21:24] Fil
    Someone, please tell me...
[21:28] Fil
    Was I a good teacher?
[21:37] Shun
    Sorry I'm late, Sensei!
[21:42] Hugo
    Shun!
[23:23] Imperial Soldier
    Reporting. The fourth prince of the Analeit
    Kingdom has engaged Prince Hugo in combat.
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Be Forever, Me?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E22 - Be Forever, Me?

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[00:10] K
    It's a war, y'all!
[00:13] K
    I'm reporting live at the scene.
[00:15] K
    I appear to be near the battle... no,
    more like smack dab in the middle of it!
[00:20] K
    There are people in every single direction,
    as far as the eye can see!
[00:23] K
    It's a remarkable amount of crowd density!
[00:25] K
    And the sheer heat being caused by it...
[00:27] K
    Could those be similar to
    the rumored indoor clouds
SIGN    SO I'M A CLOUD, SO WHAT?
[00:31] K
    that appear during the summer and spring
    Comiwhatever conventions?
[00:34] K
    I get the feeling that if I
    get in the thick of things,
[00:37] K
    I'm going to be overcome
    with crowd sickness!
[00:40] K
    Does anybody have any stomach medicine?
[00:45] K
    You can see the wind generated
    by these blasts is so severe,
[00:48] K
    I'll be taken off my feet
    if I'm not careful!
[00:53] K
    And now it's raining blood—sideways!
[00:55] K
    The forecast indicates
    that these intense winds
[00:57] K
    and the blood storms
    are set to continue for now!
[00:59] K
    To all our viewers,
    I recommend staying indoors
[01:01] K
    and avoiding the battlefield
    as much as you are able to!
[01:04] K
    This has been my rep—
SIGN    Be Forever, Me?
[02:38] K
    In this corner, the Kingdom of Sariella,
     numbering 42,000 strong!
[02:41] Magics
    Win big, win big, Sariella!
[02:45] K
    And in this corner, the Ohts Alliance,
     numbering 53,000 strong!
[02:48] Magics
    Get 'em, Ohts!
[02:51] K
    That's, what, half the number
    of troops as Sekigahara?
[02:55] K
    So instead of the battle that
    cracks the land in half,
[02:57] K
    it's the battle that cracks
    a quarter of the land off?
[03:01] K
    War! What is it good for? Well, it's fun to watch!
[03:04] K
    Whoa, hold up, wasn't that offsides?
[03:10] K
    Aw, they even have delicate-looking
    little tykes out here!
[03:14] K
    Oh, why? Why did it come to this?
[03:17] K
    What could justify it?
    What could possibly cause this?!
SIGN    Cause
SIGN    Cause
[03:21] K
    Oh, yeah, that's right: Me!
[03:24] K
    It all happened because I killed
    that revolting old porker!
[03:29] K
    And since he was an envoy from Ohts,
    it sure turned into a big deal!
[03:32] K
    Oops, I accidentally started a war!
[03:35] K
    But seriously, how is this my fault?!
[03:37] K
    Starting a war over something like that?
     What country just does that?!
[03:40] K
    Hell, I bet they're just using me as
    an excuse to kick this whole mess off!
[03:45] K
    Please, stop the war! Stop fighting over me!
[03:49] K
    Or don't, cuz y'know,
[03:52] K
    I'm still not quite in shape for my
    upcoming fight with the Demon Lord!
[03:56] K
    And if I want to keep the world from being
    destroyed, I'm gonna need to level up lots!
[04:01] K
    Let's touch base with the
    Demon Lord situation!
[04:04] K
    Is the feed coming through?
[04:06] K. Magic 2
    Yes, I'm coming to you live from
    the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
[04:09] K. Magic 2
    The Demon Lord is currently engaging a
    scary-looking Earth Dragon in combat!
[04:13] K
    I love it! This has gotta be one of
    those one-in-a-million opportunities!
SIGN    <Experience>
[04:18] K
    Since humans have more EXP
    than monsters, this is tasty!
[04:22] K
    War is just too juicy a chance to pass up!
[04:24] K
    The whole thing is starting
    to look like a EXP buffet!
[04:28] K
    Looks like it's EXP
    harvesting season for me!
[04:32] K
    And since Sariella worships me, on top
    of being home to the bloodsucking baby,
[04:37] K
    I'm entering the fray on Sariella's side!
[04:42] K
    Damn, man, this is a lot of people!
[04:45] K
    No good, I think I'm gonna hurl...
SIGN    <Experience>
SIGN    <Experience>
SIGN    <Experience>
SIGN    <Experience>
SIGN    <Experience>
SIGN    <Experience>
SIGN    <Experience>
SIGN    <Experience>
[04:47] K
    Although...
[04:48] K
    EXP!
[04:49] K
    EXP! Experience! Expy! E X P!
[04:52] K
    And it's all mine!
[04:57] K
    Huh?
[05:06] K
    Did I go too hard?
[05:10] K
    Hey, I leveled up!
[05:13] K
    Oh, I can feel the attention!
    I think I'll make myself scarce.
[05:25] K
    Is that the Termina—wait, no...
[05:29] K
    I think... something nasty
    just teleported in!
[05:36] K
    Wait, what?!
[05:52] (Flashback) Ariel
    You just won't give up, will you?
[05:55] (Flashback) Ariel
    Even though you're falling apart.
[05:58] (Flashback) Ariel
    It looks like all that
    panting is painful, too.
[06:02] (Flashback) Ariel
    In that case...
[06:03] (Flashback) Ariel
    Kumorning Star!
[06:09] (Flashback) Ariel
    Kumorning?
[06:11] (Flashback) Gakia
    That is a... uniquely named attack.
[06:14] (Flashback) Ariel
    Shut up.
[06:15] (Flashback) Ariel
    I just... got a little
    tongue tied, that's all.
[06:18] (Flashback) Ariel
    More importantly, this is
    your chance to retreat.
[06:22] (Flashback) Ariel
    Why don't you take it?
[06:23] (Flashback) Ariel
    You can't withstand another attack
    from me in your condition.
[06:26] (Flashback) Gakia
    I will... if you're willing
    to agree to what I asked...
[06:32] (Flashback) Gakia
    Eldest of the Divine Beasts.
[06:35] (Flashback) Ariel
    About the old making way for the new?
[06:38] (Flashback) Ariel
    You think I should entrust
    it all to the newcomers?
[06:41] (Flashback) Ariel
    You have to be joking.
[06:43] (Flashback) Gakia
    Make no mistake,
[06:44] (Flashback) Gakia
    my kind is counted among the old ones
    who must pass from the world.
[06:47] (Flashback) Ariel
    I take you don't intend
    on backing off, then?
[06:51] (Flashback) Gakia
    Fighting to keep the eldest of
    the Divine Beasts at bay...
[06:55] (Flashback) Gakia
    I can hardly think of a
    more glorious end for me.
[06:58] (Flashback) Ariel
    Enjoy the feeling while it lasts.
[07:01] (Flashback) Ariel
    Because I intend to devour everything.
[07:05] (Flashback) Ariel
    With the skills that I stole from Mother!
[07:09] (Flashback) Gakia
    It seems you are the one
    who is being devoured.
[07:15] (Flashback) K.Body
    Body!
SIGN    Body
[07:27] (Flashback) Ariel
    You done? Because I'm just
    about done, on my end.
[07:31] (Flashback) Gakia
    You're not going to cry out that
    unique-sounding attack name again?
[07:35] (Flashback) Ariel
    Shut up!
[07:42] (Flashback) Gakia
    Well done.
[07:47] (Flashback) Ariel
    I should be the one saying that.
[07:49] (Flashback) Ariel
    It's been a long time since anyone
    gave me this much trouble.
[07:54] (Flashback) Gakia
    It has been... an honor.
[08:03] (Flashback) Ariel
    And now another of the old ones is gone.
[08:07] (Flashback) Ariel
    You and I never really interacted that much.
[08:11] (Flashback) Ariel
    But having killed one of the oldest
    of the Earth Dragons myself...

[08:16] (Flashback) Ariel
    I find myself thinking only one thing:
[08:18] (Flashback) Ariel
    I better eat this big boy up, pronto!
[08:22] (Flashback) Ariel
    I've got a real thing about wasting food!
[08:28] (Flashback) Ariel
    Wait...
[08:31] (Flashback) Ariel
    Do I have anything like that?
[08:35] (Flashback) Ariel
    Eh, it's fine!
[08:37] (Flashback) Ariel
    Wait, it's not! That is not fine.
[08:39] (Flashback) Ariel
    It feels like my thought process is
    drifting away from what it once was.
[08:43] (Flashback) Ariel
    What is this? It's like something
    has gotten mixed in with my soul.
[08:48] (Flashback) Ariel
    Like it's trying to integrate with it?
[08:53] (Flashback) Ariel
    And it's like this other presence is reaching
    further and further in, becoming a part of me.
[09:00] (Flashback) Ariel
    Oh, well!
[09:03] (Flashback) Ariel
    The fact that I keep thinking
    that is terrifying me!
[09:08] (Flashback) Ariel
    But it seems like I have no choice but to
    eat the Earth Dragon I see in front of me.
[09:13] (Flashback) Ariel
    Besides, I am feeling hungry
    after that battle.
[09:18] (Flashback) Ariel
    It's chow time!
[09:20] (Flashback) Guile
    No, it's not.
[09:22] (Flashback) Ariel
    Gülie?
[09:24] (Flashback) Gulie
    So which one are you now?
[09:27] (Flashback) Ariel
    What is that supposed to mean?
[09:30] (Flashback) Gulie
    I'm sure you've noticed it yourself.
[09:32] (Flashback) Gulie
    The anomaly affecting you...
[09:34] (Flashback) K.Body
    Hey, there!
[09:36] (Flashback) Ariel
    Which one do I seem like to you, Gülie?
[09:39] (Flashback) Gulie
    Like both... and like neither.
[09:43] (Flashback) Gulie
    The two elements have become too intertwined
    to say that you are distinctly either.
[09:48] (Flashback) Gulie
    I'd say your consciousness
    itself resembles Ariel more.
[09:51] (Flashback) Ariel
    Yeah, you think?
[09:53] (Flashback) Gulie
    But your thoughts seem to follow
    the other one's patterns.
[09:57] (Flashback) Ariel
    You wanna explain to me
    what's going on here?
[09:59] (Flashback) Gulie
    Your mind has been partly
    eaten away by her soul.
[10:04] (Flashback) Gulie
    As a result of your resistance,
    your soul and hers have begun to combine.
[10:09] (Flashback) Ariel
    That explains it.
[10:10] (Flashback) Ariel
    I have been more free-spirited
    and aggressive than usual.
[10:14] (Flashback) Ariel
    I'm normally a lot more cautious.
[10:17] (Flashback) Gulie
    Another way to describe it is "fearful."
[10:19] (Flashback) Ariel
    Shut up.
[10:21] (Flashback) Ariel
    What the hell is she, anyway?
[10:24] (Flashback) Gulie
    If you trace the memories of the soul
    inside you, you should understand.
[10:32] (Flashback) Ariel
    A reincarnation, huh?
[10:35] (Flashback) Ariel
    And what exactly does that mean?
[10:37] (Flashback) Gulie
    The simplest way to explain them is
    to say they are guests to this world,
[10:41] (Flashback) Gulie
    invited by Administrator D.
[10:44] (Flashback) Ariel
    Invited, huh?
[10:47] (Flashback) Ariel
    Administrator D is more
    powerful than you, right?
[10:51] (Flashback) Gulie
    She is a god with immense power.
[10:55] (Flashback) Ariel
    And this god just so happened to invite new
    souls to this world at a time like this.
[11:01] (Flashback) Gulie
    Indeed, with an intent to alter
    this world's disastrous fate.
[11:05] (Flashback) Ariel
    These must be the winds of change
    that Gakia mentioned.
[11:10] (Flashback) Gulie
    There's no need for you to
    do more at this junction.
[11:13] (Flashback) Ariel
    You're right.
[11:14] (Flashback) Ariel
    And I don't give a damn about
    what Administrator D is after.
[11:18] (Flashback) Ariel
    I have to admit, her soul being mixed in
    with mine is making me want to kill her less.
[11:24] (Flashback) Ariel
    But I still intend to deliver some
    payback for everything she's done.
[11:29] (Flashback) Gulie
    I see.
[11:30] (Flashback) Ariel
    Don't try and stop me.
[11:32] (Flashback) Gulie
    Allow me to deliver you to her, then.
[11:35] (Flashback) Ariel
    Wow, what's gotten into you?
[11:39] (Flashback) Gulie
    Consider it recompense for the
    trouble my subordinate caused you.
[11:57] Ariel
    Sorry to interrupt your little party.
[12:01] Ariel
    But I think you're gonna have to die.
SIGN    <Death Sentence>
[12:09] K
    Holding this face is really exhausting!
[12:11] K
    Wait, no!
[12:12] K
    How did this happen?!
[12:14] K
    What is my natural predator,
     the Demon Lord, doing here?!
[12:18] K
    It can't get much worse! What do I do?!
[12:21] K
    I better run!
[12:25] K
    Ow! What was that?!
[12:28] K
    I tried to teleport, and then I heard a ping
     and bounced off of something?!
[12:34] K
    Oh, crap!
[12:35] K
    Did she put up a barrier or something?!
[12:54] K
    Oh, come on, this is just ludicrous.
[12:58] Ariel
    I missed on purpose that time.
[13:01] K
    No, I kinda don't think you did.
[13:03] Ariel
    I think I'll have a bit of fun with you.
[13:05] K
    Can I opt out?
[13:07] K
    Here she comes!
[13:12] K
    Seriously?!
[13:13] K
    Then this barrier isn't just
    keeping me from teleporting,
[13:16] K
    it's canceling my magic, too?! No way!
[13:19] K
    But... in spite of it all...
[13:22] K
    After absorbing Mother...
[13:24] K
    My stats are a whole lot better...
[13:26] K
    So I won't be... blown away...
[13:31] K
    With one hit... Like that one time!
[13:35] K
    Not that I can do much but defend, though!
[13:45] K
    Holy crap, that is a lot
    of collateral damage.
[13:48] K
    She's like a tiny killer typhoon!
[13:58] K
    Looks like... basic magic... still works!
[14:02] K
    Okay, I'll fight back with Light Magic,
    since she's got low resistance to it!
[14:09] K
    Got her! I really have
    gotten stronger after all!
[14:14] K
    So fast?! She regenerates so fast!
[14:19] K
    Time to get desperate!
[14:28] K
    Okay, that's really intimidating!
[14:32] K
    Stay back!
[14:36] K
    Okay, now's my chance—
[14:38] K
    Or not?! I didn't get any
    time to think at all!
[14:41] K
    And she hasn't even blinked!
[14:43] K
    But she is chewing!
    Is she eating something?!
[14:49] K
    And after swallowing it she got her SP back!
[14:52] K
    This has to be that one OP skill!
SIGN    <Ruler of Gluttony>
SIGN    Skills Gained: "Fortune LV1" "Sublimation"
     Requirement: Obtain "Gluttony"
     Effects: HP, MP, and SP are all increased.
    Positive correction to proficiency for all strengthening skills.
    Obtain access to ruling class privileges.
     Explanation: The title bestowed upon one who has conquered Gluttony.
[14:57] K
    Basically, the Demon Lord can eat anything!
[15:01] K
    Even dirt and stuff!
[15:03] K
    Well, someone's got a
    cast-iron stomach, huh?!
[15:06] K
    And if that can heal you,
    I'm basically screwed!
[15:12] K
    I got blown back like this
    was a battle manga!
[15:17] K
    Oh, ew, I can feel their bodies
    being pulped as I smash into them!
SIGN    Experience
[15:24] K
    Thanks for the EXP, though! Heal!
[15:27] K
    And molt!
[15:28] K
    Excuse me, Demon Lord?! Are you sure
    you're in the right genre right now?!
[15:33] K
    This feels like I'm battling the protagonist
    of a classic shonen manga in real life!
SIGN    Experience
[15:40] K
    Gimme that EXP!
[15:41] K
    And molt!
[15:44] K
    I'm managing to survive by leveling up
    and healing off of those dead troops.
[15:48] K
    Forgive me, you nameless soldiers!
     And thank you!
[15:52] K
    Also, all of this molting is
    really starting to tingle!
[16:03] K
    This is bad! Is this the end?!
[16:05] Julius
    You monsters! Face me!
[16:10] K
    What the?
[16:12] K
    What're you doing, junior?
[16:16] K
    Wait, huh? What's going on?
[16:18] K
    Why did the Demon Lord freeze?
[16:21] K
    Is the Demon Lord...
[16:23] K
    A shotacon?
[16:24] K
    Aw, me, too?!
[16:26] K
    I mean, I guess I am a monster.
[16:31] K
    Can someone please explain?
    What is all this?
[16:33] K
    Who's the kiddo?
[16:34] K
    "My name is..."
SIGN    <Human LV14 Name: Julius Zagan Analeit>
    Stats
SIGN    "Magic Power Perception LV10" "Precise Magic Power Operation LV1" "Magic Warfare LV9" "Magic Power Conferment LV8" "Super Magic Attack LV1"
    "MP Rapid Recovery LV1" "MP Minimized Consumption LV1" "Swordsmanship LV7" "Destruction Super-Enhancement LV6" "Cutting Enhancement LV 2"
    "Impact Enhancement LV1" "Mental Warfare LV4" "Energy Conferment LV2" "Concentration LV9" "Hit LV 5" "Evasion LV5"
    "Light Magic LV10" "Holy Light Magic LV1" "Vision Enhancement LV9" "Auditory Enhancement LV8" "Olfactory Enhancement LV6" "Persistent LV8"
    "Taste Enhancement LV2" "Tactile Enhancement LV5" "Life LV9" "Magic Hoard LV2" "Instantaneous LV8" "Strength LV9" "Solidity LV9"
    "Monk LV2" "Talisman LV1" "Running LV7" "Hero LV3"
    Skill Points: 20
    Titles: "Hero"
[16:37] K
    A Hero?!
[16:38] K
    First the Demon Lord, now the Hero?
[16:41] K
    I have to admit, his stats are better suited
[16:44] K
    to a fantasy setting than
    the Demon Lord over here.
[16:46] K
    But he's still kinda weak.
[16:49] K
    Granted, he's done an okay job for a kid,
[16:50] K
    and he's in better shape than
    most of these soldiers.
[16:53] K
    And yet the Demon Lord seems
    to be on guard because of him?
[16:57] K
    But why? He's just a kid.
    You should be able to waste him easy.
[17:03] K
    What is this weird stalemate?
[17:06] K
    Come to think of it, isn't the natural
    stalemate snake vs. frog vs. slug?
[17:10] K
    Nobody here matches any of those.
[17:12] K
    Hope y'all don't mind if I just
    Wisdom a little over here.
SIGN    <Hero>
[17:15] K
    Let's search for "Hero!"
SIGN    Secret Title Effect:
    Confers the power to slay the Demon Lord
[17:17] K
    This is it!
SIGN    <Here we go!>
SIGN    <What is balance?>
[17:19] K
    Looks like the system's disregard
    for balance saves me again!
SIGN    <Harasho Hero!>
SIGN    <Let's do it!>
SIGN    lol balance
[17:21] K
    The Demon Lord is so worried about this
    secret effect she can't go after the shota—
[17:25] K
    Er, she can't make a move against
    the kid Hero without caution!
[17:29] K
    He might be the only effective
    weapon against the Demon Lord.
[17:32] K
    Can I make this situation
    work for me somehow?
[17:36] K
    Think... think... think! Think—
[17:40] K
    Damn it, who just broke the stalemate?!
[17:43] K
    It's going to kill everyone involved—
    well, more like just me and the Hero!
[17:49] K
    Li'l Hero! If you get distracted now—
[17:51] K
    Crap!
[17:55] K
    That's Abyss magic!
[17:57] K
    The kind immortality doesn't
    help against at all!
[18:00] K
    This time... I'm in serious... trouble!
[18:15] Imperial Troops
    Fire!
[18:24] Hugo
    Gotta say, I'm real glad to run
    into you on top of Oka-chan.
[18:29] Shun
    Hate to break it to you, but I'm
    not here to make you happy!
[18:33] Hugo
    Yeah? Then what are you even doing here?
[18:37] Shun
    I'm here to defeat you!
[18:40] Hugo
    Hilarious. You? Beat me?
[18:44] Hugo
    You know that's impossible.
[18:46] Shun
    Is Yuri okay?!
[18:48] Sophia
    She's being healed right now. She won't die.
[18:52] Shun
    Do you really think I'll let
    you just take her away?
[18:54] Sophia
    I seriously don't care either way.
[18:56] Sophia
    That said, if we fight out here, don't blame
    me if she gets caught in the crossfire.
[19:01] Hugo
    Don't you dare ignore me!
[19:03] Kunihiko
    Yo, Natsume! It's been a while.
[19:06] Hugo
    Who are you?
[19:07] Kunihiko
    It's me. Kunihiko Tagawa.
[19:10] Hugo
    Kunihiko... Tagawa?
[19:13] Hugo
    Tagawa?
[19:15] Asaka
    Is he playing dumb?
[19:17] Katia
    I don't think so. Something strange is going on.
[19:20] Asaka
    Does he actually not remember?
[19:23] Hugo
    I don't care. I'm only here
    for Shun and Oka-chan.
[19:28] Hugo
    The peanut gallery can keep its mouth shut.
[19:29] Kunihiko
    What did you call me?!
[19:31] Shun
    You're seriously not going to back down?
[19:32] Hugo
    Damn right I'm not.
[19:34] Hugo
    I'm going to beat you to a pulp,
[19:37] Hugo
    drag you around until Oka-chan is
    crying and screaming for it to stop,
[19:39] Hugo
    and then after that comes
    the real living hell!
[19:43] Shun
    Fine, then.
[19:44] Fil
    Please, wait.
[19:47] Fil
    I have to stop Hugo myself.
[19:52] Fil
    So don't interrupt...
[19:54] Shun
    I can't do that.
[19:55] Fil
    Shun-kun?
[19:57] Shun
    Anna, please heal Sensei.
[19:59] Fil
    You can't do this—
[20:01] Shun
    Sensei!
[20:02] Shun
    This problem is bigger than just you.
[20:05] Shun
    And I have just as much unfinished
    business with Hugo as you.
[20:10] Shun
    Keep Sensei and Anna safe, please.
[20:13] Hugo
    Sophia, stay out of this one.
[20:16] Sophia
    Again?
[20:18] Sophia
    I'm seriously not gonna bail
    you out this time, all right?
[20:21] Hugo
    That's what I want.
[20:22] Hugo
    The rest of you need to
    head to the front line!
[20:24] Imperials
    B-But, sir...
[20:25] Hugo
    You're in the way!
[20:27] Hugo
    Get out there and slaughter some elves.
[20:30] Imperials
    Yes, sir!
[20:32] Shun
    I want you all to let me handle him!
[20:37] Fei
    His stats are all over the place.
SIGN    <Human LV61 Name: Hugo Baint Renxandt>
    Status
SIGN    "HP Auto-Recovery LV6" "MP Rapid Recovery LV2" "MP Lessened Consumption LV2" "SP Rapid Recovery LV7" "SP Lessened Consumption LV7"
    "Magic Power Perception LV3" "Magic Power Operation LV2" "Magic Divinity LV2" "Magic Power Conferment LV2" "Magic Power Attack LV1" "Destruction Enhancement LV4"
    "Cutting Enhancement LV4" "Impact Enhancement LV2" "Piercing Enhancement LV1" "Shock Enhancement LV1" "Heresy Magic LV4" "Battle Divinity LV2"
    "Energy Conferment LV2" "Energy Attack LV5" "Sword Mastery LV4" "Throw LV2" "Spatial Maneuvering LV2" "Cooperation LV2" "Leadership LV4"
    "Concentration LV10" "Thought Acceleration LV3" "Prediction LV1" "Arithmetic Processing LV1" "Memory LV1" "Hit LV8" "Evasion LV8"
    "Stealth LV3" "Silence LV1" "Odorless LV1" "Appraisal LV10" "Conquest" "Stupefaction" "Water Magic LV1" "Lightning Magic LV1" "Jinx Magic LV1" "Heresy Magic LV2" "Demon Lord LV1" "Dignity LV2" "Rage LV4" "Overeating LV3" "Greed" "Lust"
    "Destruction Resistance LV1" "Impact Resistance LV2" "Cutting Resistance LV2" "Status Condition Resistance LV 3" "Heresy Resistance LV4" "Pain Resistance LV7"
    "Vision Enhancement LV3" "Auditory Enhancement LV2" "Olfactory Enhancement LV2" "Taste Enhancement LV2" "Tactile Enhancement LV2" "Divinity Expansion LV3"
    "Ultimate Life LV10" "Magic Hoard LV2" "Instantaneous LV5" "Persistent LV5" "Herculean Strength LV8" "Solidity LV4" "Technique User LV2" "Protection LV2"
    "Running LV9" "Taboo LV9" "n%I=W"
    Skill Points: 217
    Titles:
    "Monster Slayer" "Ruler of Greed" "Ally Slayer" "Human Slayer" "Ruler of Lust" "Human Slaughterer" "Merciless"
    "Master of Madness" "Monster Slaughterer" "Champion" "Commander" "Lord"
[20:39] Katia
    The stats themselves are on the weak side,
    but he has a lot of skills.
[20:44] Katia
    This is the power that Hugo
    gathered using Greed.
[20:48] Katia
    And some of the stronger skills appear
    to have been gained through titles.
[20:52] Fei
    I'm worried about that Demon Lord skill.
[20:55] Katia
    Right.
[20:56] Katia
    The Demon Lord and Hero skills
[20:58] Katia
    can be gained either through proficiency
    or a large amount of skill points.
[21:02] Katia
    I have a hard time believing that Hugo,
[21:04] Katia
    who is claiming to be the Hero, would
     intentionally select the Demon Lord skill.
[21:08] Fei
    Then that means he got
    it through proficiency?
[21:10] Katia
    I don't know exactly how he managed
    to gain that proficiency.
[21:13] Katia
    But the fact is, he did.
[21:21] Katia
    He used Battle Divinity and Magic Divinity
    to enhance his stats across the board!
[21:26] Shun
    Are you really too far gone?
[21:32] Shun
    Come on!
[21:33] Hugo
    Bring it!
[23:19] Gulie
    The world's fate has accelerated with
    the arrival of the reincarnations.
[23:23] Gulie
    The long-standing battle
    between the two of them...
[23:27] Gulie
    Which one will reign victorious, in the end?
[23:30] Gulie
    Or perhaps...
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    My Old Friend, Why......?
SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E23 - My old friend, why...?

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[00:00] Wrath
    We'll keep Shun... keep the Hero occupied.
[00:03] Ariel
    I appreciate that.
[00:05] Wrath
    That way, you'll be able to focus on
    getting rid of your target, Ariel-sama.
[00:09] Ariel
    And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
[00:12] Ariel
    Potimas...
[00:14] Ariel
    We're here to kill you.
[00:27] Elf Comms Officer
    Potimas-sama...
[00:28] Elf Comms Officer
    We've confirmed a second force approaching
    from behind the imperial army.
[00:32] Potimas
    I know. The imperials are nothing
    more than an opening act.
[00:36] Elf Comms Officer
    Does that mean you know who it is, too?
[00:41] Potimas
    The demon army.
[00:42] Elf Comms Officer
    The demons?
[00:44] Elf Comms Officer
    Why is the demon army marching on the
    elf village? We're in inside human territory.
[00:48] Potimas
    Who can say?
[00:50] Elf Comms Officer
    Should we redirect the Hero and other
    reincarnations to the front line?
[00:53] Potimas
    Let them do what they want.
[00:55] Potimas
    At this point, they've already
    served their purpose.
[00:57] Potimas
    More importantly, get preparations
    underway for deployment.
[01:00] Potimas
    I want them all in the field.
[01:02] Elf Comms Officer
    Every single unit, sir?!
[01:04] Elf Comms Officer
    Isn't that a bit excessive?
[01:07] Potimas
    If the demons are invading,
[01:10] Potimas
    I intend to give them the
    greeting they deserve.
[01:13] Potimas
    That means no holding back.
[01:15] Elf Comms Officer
    Understood, sir.
[01:18] Potimas
    You obsessive little girl...
[01:22] Potimas
    It's finally time for our
    feud to come to an end.
[01:26] Potimas
    This assumption of yours,
    that you can stop me...
[01:30] Potimas
    will finally be corrected once you're dead.
[01:32] Elf Comms Officer
    Activate all units!
SIGN    My Old Friend, Why......?
[03:27] Fei
    He's been all momentum...
[03:29] Fei
    And Shun's leading him by the nose.
[03:31] Katia
    It seems that, as Heroes,
    Hugo doesn't compare to Shun.
[03:46] Shun
    Do you want to keep going?
[03:51] Hugo
    It's useless, y'know.
[03:53] Hugo
    Useless, useless, useless, useless,
    useless, useless, useless!
[03:57] Katia
    Magic... I believe of the Jinx variety.
[04:01] Fei
    And it's not working at all.
[04:04] Katia
    Hugo's magic just isn't potent enough.
[04:07] Katia
    Or perhaps it's better to say that
    Shun's defenses are too strong?
[04:11] Katia
    There's also the skill that he gained
[04:13] Katia
    after defeating that Earth Dragon
    in the Great Elroe Labyrinth...
[04:17] Katia
    Dragon Power.
[04:21] Katia
    As long he has that skill,
    which weakens the strength of magic...
[04:24] Katia
    Hugo's magic won't affect him.
[04:27] Shun
    Give it up!
[04:28] Hugo
    God damn you!
[04:35] Hugo
    This can't be happening! It can't!
[04:38] Katia
    That's not swordplay, it's flailing.
[04:40] Hugo
    Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!
[04:46] Hugo
    You bastard...
[04:51] Hugo
    This can't be...
[04:54] Hugo
    This world belongs to me!
[04:56] Shun
    You seriously still think that?!
[04:59] Shun
    This world doesn't belong to you.
[05:02] Shun
    It belongs to all the people who live in it!
[05:06] Fei
    Oh, Shun's got him!
[05:10] Hugo
    Asshole...
[05:15] Sophia
    Nicely said.
[05:17] Sophia
    But when I think about how ignorant
    you are, it also sounds like a joke.
[05:24] Hugo
    Sophia! Kill them all!
[05:28] Sophia
    Should I, though?
[05:31] Hugo
    This is no time for jokes!
[05:33] Sophia
    I seem to remember you telling
    me to stay out of it.
[05:38] Hugo
    You bitch...
[05:40] Sophia
    Besides, you've served your purpose already.
[05:45] Hugo
    What?
[05:48] Sophia
    Merazophis, what's the situation?
[05:50] Merazophis
    The demon army has begun
    to advance on the village.
[05:55] Sophia
    I love it when a plan comes together.
[05:58] Kunihiko
    Wh-What is he doing here?!
[06:01] Shun
    You know him?
[06:02] Kunihiko
    He's a commander with the demon army.
[06:04] Shun
    The demon army?!
[06:06] Katia
    And a commander?
[06:08] Asaka
    Merazophis, Commander of
    the 4th Demon Army Corps.
[06:13] Shun
    Then...
[06:15] Shun
    You're with the demons, too?
[06:16] Sophia
    Got it in one!
[06:18] Hyrince
    That's it... the demon army used
    the imperials as a distraction!
[06:22] Fil
    They infiltrated their ranks in
    order to invade the elf village!
[06:29] Hyrince
    And while the elves are fighting
    against the imperials...
[06:33] Hyrince
    They'll be ambushed by the demons!
[06:35] Fil
    Oh, no...
[06:37] Hugo
    You used me, Sophia?!
[06:42] Sophia
    Does anyone else hear that buzzing sound?
[06:46] Sophia
    It's so annoying.
[06:47] Hugo
    You...
[06:50] Katia
    What should we do, Shun?
[06:52] Shun
    We have to stop her.
[06:54] Sophia
    Oh, someone's feeling ambitious!
[07:02] Sophia
    I guess you're serious, huh?
[07:05] Sophia
    Get that girl out of here. She's in the way.
[07:12] Shun
    Wait!
[07:14] Sophia
    You managed to stomp my little puppet,
[07:18] Sophia
    but you're gonna be in trouble
    if you think I'm anything like him.
[07:22] Hugo
    You called me a puppet?!
[07:26] Hugo
    No one's getting away with this.
    None of you...
[07:30] Hugo
    I'll tear you all apart, and...
[07:39] Sophia
    Bring it on, then.
[07:44] Shun
    Here I come!
[07:47] Katia
    Shun, don't!
[07:55] Sophia
    Oh, that light is adorable. But...
[08:01] Sophia
    Not very strong.
[08:03] Fil
    She has something just like
    Shun-kun's Dragon Power...
[08:06] Fil
    No, her magic negation is even stronger!
[08:10] Sophai
    This isn't going to be much fun
    if you can't do a little better.
[08:14] Shun
    Damn it... I'm not through yet!
[08:20] Shun
    Katia?
[08:22] Katia
    You can't possibly win on your own!
[08:25] Fil
    Shun-kun! I'm fighting, too!
[08:28] Shun
    Everyone...
[08:30] Hyrince
    Shun, you're not alone!
[08:37] Sophia
    Oh, it's a whole party now.
[08:40] Shun
    I'm not alone...
[08:43] Shun
    If we all work together,
[08:45] Shun
    we can beat her!
[08:47] Sophia
    Winning with the power of friendship, huh?
[08:52] Kunihiko
    Asaka and and I will keep
    Merazophis occupied!
[08:56] Sophia
    You heard them. Be careful.
[08:59] Merazophis
    I appreciate the concern.
[09:02] Merazophis
    Do be careful, miss.
[09:13] Hyrince
    I know it's six on one, but we're
    pretty desperate on our end!
[09:17] Hyrince
    No complaints!
[09:18] Sophia
    None at all.
[09:20] Sophia
    You can go grab some more help, if you want.
[09:23] Katia
    You seem to think this will be easy.
[09:25] Sophia
    That's because it will be.
[09:39] Shun
    Okay!
[09:39] Katia
    Now!
[09:48] Fil
    Katia-san!
[09:50] Sophia
    Still don't get it?
[09:53] Sophia
    It should've been clear when I knocked
    Sensei's arrows away with two fingers
[09:58] Sophia
    that you guys can't measure up to me.
[10:02] Shun
    Even if... the difference in
    strength... seems insurmountable...
[10:08] Shun
    There are some battles you can't run from!
[10:11] Sophia
    Very cool!
[10:13] Sophia
    But you don't think
[10:15] Sophia
    that you managed to defend against
    that last attack on your own, do you?
[10:20] Sophia
    Because you didn't.
[10:22] Sophia
    I was aiming for your sword.
[10:25] Sophia
    That's hard to do, y'know?
[10:27] Sophia
    Someone's weapon is usually so
    much smaller than their body.
[10:31] Sophia
    Especially when my sword is so big.
[10:34] Sophia
    But my master told me not
    to kill any reincarnations.
[10:43] Sophia
    Come to think of it, I'm not sure
    if that applies to your half-elf.
[10:57] Hyrince
    Good, Shun!
[10:59] Hyrince
    A sword that big can't be
    used to attack continuously!
[11:02] Hyrince
    If you attack quickly and persistently enough,
     you can force her back!
[11:05] Sophia
    You're pretty fast.
[11:08] Hyrince
    And that'll mean she has
    to focus on defense.
[11:20] Shun
    I've got you!
[11:27] Hyrince
    Are you all right?!
[11:28] Shun
    Yeah... thank you.
[11:33] Sophia
    It wasn't a bad plan, but your swordplay's
    a little too clean, y'know?
[11:39] Sophia
    Though I think that might apply
    to your whole state of mind.
[11:42] Sophia
    Which is why you have trouble
    dealing with unexpected attacks.
[11:47] Hyrince
    She's got a definitive edge when
    it comes to combat experience.
[11:51] Shun
    But even so!
[11:57] Sophia
    You said that you could win with the
    help of your friends, didn't you?
[12:02] Sophia
    I don't think the situation
    has changed much.
[12:17] Sophia
    It'd be so much easier
    and faster to kill you.
[12:21] Sophia
    And since I can't, and because
    you guys are so stubborn,
[12:25] Sophia
    this is taking forever.
[12:29] Shun
    Why aren't you killing the reincarnations?
[12:32] Shun
    Why wouldn't you kill us?!
[12:36] Sophia
    Our real goal here is to wipe out the elves.
[12:40] Sophia
    Oh, but if we're killing all
    the elves except Sensei...
[12:45] Sophia
    How's that work with your half-elf?
[12:49] Shun
    In the demon forces... is that
    woman in white among them?!
[12:53] Sophia
    You wanna know?
[12:55] Shun
    Of course I do!
[12:56] Shun
    She killed Julius-niisama...
[12:58] Shun
    I will avenge my brother!
[13:01] Hyrince
    That goes for me, too!
[13:02] Hyrince
    I'll have revenge for my best friend!
[13:06] Sophia
    That sounds like kind of a drag to me.
[13:32] Katia
    He's got her!
[13:35] Sophia
    You are seriously soft to not aim for
    my head or some other vital point.
[13:43] Shun
    Why?
[13:50] Sophia
    You must've really racked your brain to
    figure out a way around my magic negation.
[13:56] Sophia
    And you're right.
[13:57] Sophia
    Using the ground or other things that
    already exist in the environment can work.
[14:03] Sophia
    Not that it's necessarily effective.
[14:08] Hyrince
    Shun!
[14:11] Shun
    Magic and weapons won't work on her...
[14:17] Shun
    Fei?
[14:19] Sophia
    Oh, are you done spectating?
[14:21] Fei
    I think I am.
[14:23] Fei
    So if we surrender,
    will you spare our lives?
[14:27] Fei
    That goes for Hyrince-san and Anna, too.
[14:30] Shun
    Fei?!
[14:33] Sophia
    You actually realized what was
    going to happen if you fought me?
[14:37] Fei
    Well, yeah.
[14:39] Sophia
    So why didn't you stop your friends?
[14:43] Fei
    Because Shun wouldn't have listened.
[14:49] Sophia
    Why not?
[14:50] Fei
    You know how boys are with their pride.
[14:56] Shun
    Pride?
[14:57] Shun
    Fei... you knew that all along,
[15:00] Shun
    and were waiting for the
    right timing to surrender?
[15:04] Shun
    While I dragged my friends into a
    battle we had no chance of winning?
[15:07] Shun
    I'm so pathetic!
[15:08] Sophia
    Pride, huh?
[15:10] Sophia
    So some people would rather do
    the "die before dishonor" thing?
[15:15] Sophia
    Can't say that I relate.
[15:20] Sophia
    You've got a deal, though.
[15:21] Sophia
    I won't batter that pride of yours any more.
[15:25] Kunihiko
    Thanks for that. Not that I ever asked...
[15:29] Shun
    Tagawa?!
[15:30] Sophia
    Oh, did they get you?
[15:33] Merazophis
    My apologies.
[15:35] Asaka
    It'd be one thing if he was actually here.
[15:38] Asaka
    But did you seriously think a projection...
[15:41] Asaka
    would be enough to stop us?!
[15:44] Merazophis
    I beg your forgiveness in my failure
    to successfully protect you, miss.
[15:49] Sophia
    You've always protected me, Merazophis.
[15:53] Sophia
    You're not a failure.
[15:55] Merazophis
    I am unworthy of such praise.
[15:57] Sophia
    We're basically done here, anyway.
[15:59] Sophia
    Focus on commanding your troops.
[16:01] Merazophis
    As you wish.
[16:05] Sophia
    The main force is probably
    gonna be on the attack by now.
[16:08] Sophia
    If you want to keep fighting, go find them.
[16:10] Kunihiko
    After we take you down...
[16:13] Fei
    Even with you two helping,
    we can't beat her.
[16:17] Fei
    I think you both know that, Kuni.
[16:20] Shun
    Fei, I'm sorry... but I just can't give up.
[16:25] Fei
    Shun...
[16:27] Shun
    We have to get past her.
[16:30] Shun
    Even if we don't have a chance,
[16:32] Shun
    we still need to stand against her!
[16:36] Shun
    That's the kind of fight this is!
[16:41] Shun
    I know that Julius-niisama wouldn't
    run in a situation like this!
[16:47] Shun
    So I can't, either!
[16:55] Fei
    I guess we're doing this.
[16:59] Sophia
    I don't mind having a little more fun.
[17:03] Wrath
    Sorry, but the clock's ticking.
[17:09] Asaka
    Kuni—
[17:14] Katia
    Tagawa! Kushitani-san!
[17:20] Sophia
    That was fast.
[17:22] Wrath
    You were taking too long, Sophia-san.
[17:25] Sophia
    You didn't kill them, did you?
[17:27] Wrath
    They're not dead, no.
[17:29] Wrath
    But wasting any more time is a bad idea,
    so I forced them to quiet down.
[17:35] Shun
    You're...
[17:37] Wrath
    It's been a while.
[17:40] Wrath
    Maybe so long that you've
    forgotten all about me?
[17:43] Shun
    Kyouya!
[17:44] Wrath
    Oh, you did remember.
[17:47] Wrath
    I thought maybe you wouldn't
    recognize me with the new look.
[17:52] Katia
    Is that really you, Kyouya?
[17:56] Wrath
    Sure is.
[17:57] Wrath
    Kyouya Sasajima himself,
    in the all-new flesh.
[18:01] Wrath
    Shun... Kanata.
[18:03] Katia
    And you're in the demon army?
[18:06] Kyouya
    Yep.
[18:07] Shun
    Why?!
[18:10] Kyouya
    It's obvious, isn't it?
    To wipe out the elves.
[18:15] Kyouya
    From where I'm standing,
[18:17] Kyouya
    I seriously can't understand why
    you all would side with them.
[18:22] Shun
    That's...
[18:24] Kyouya
    If I had to guess, it's probably because
    they duped you into doing it.
[18:28] Shun
    What are you talking about?
[18:29] Kyouya
    The elves are a threat to
    the entire world, man.
[18:32] Kyouya
    Defending them is crazy.
[18:35] Fil
    Don't let him deceive you!
[18:36] Fil
    I don't know what the
    administrators are planning,
[18:39] Fil
    but it can't be good.
[18:42] Fil
    You haven't forgotten what they
    did in the kingdom, did you?
[18:46] Fil
    What they manipulated Hugo into doing?
[18:48] Wrath
    Well...
[18:49] Fil
    And the Hero, Julius,
    was killed by the demon army!
[18:53] Fil
    Isn't that right, Commander of
    the 8th Demon Army Corps, Wrath?
[18:58] Shun
    Kyouya's... a commander?
[19:01] Wrath
    I guess I can't convince you, huh?
[19:07] Hyrince
    He brought reinforcements?!
[19:10] Fil
    There're too many!
[19:16] Sophia
    Don't you remember what Master said?
[19:19] Sophia
    Sensei's fully bought into their crap,
[19:21] Sophia
    so she's not going to listen
    to anything we say.
[19:24] Katia
    Shun...
[19:25] Shun
    What's the actual truth?!
[19:32] Elf 1
    Sir Hero! Please, head back this instant!
[19:35] Elf 2
    The Demon Lord is headed for the village!
[19:37] Elf 2
    Only you, who has the Hero title,
    stands a chance against her!
[19:41] Shun
    The Demon Lord?!
[19:42] Elf 1
    Let us handle this,
    and return to the village!
[19:49] Shun
    But...
[19:50] Elf 1
    Hurry!
[19:51] Elf 2
    We'll teleport you! Come this way!
[19:53] Kyouya
    That's not happening.
[20:00] Elf 1
    Fire at will!
[20:04] Sophia
    You're in the way.
[20:17] Wrath
    I can't let you leave, Shun.
[20:21] Elf 1
    The teleportation is complete!
[20:23] Elf 1
    Activate the Gloria units!
[20:31] Sophia
    Oh, this sucks.
[20:33] Wrath
    Things just got a lot more complicated.
[20:36] Elf1
    Fall back!
[20:38] Elf1
    Have the Gloria units advance!
[20:42] Sophia
    They're probably just big and clunky, right?
[20:48] Wrath
    That didn't work.
[20:50] Sophia
    So annoying.
[20:55] Hyrince
    The elves were hiding weapons
    like this all along?
[20:59] Katia
    Those are machines!
[21:00] Katia
    What are they doing in this world?!
[21:03] Fei
    Feels kinda like I'm not gonna
    get to do much this time.
[21:07] Sophia
    I'm not sure I like how the
    odds have shifted here.
[21:10] Wrath
    It wouldn't have been a problem if you
    hadn't goofed off for so long.
[21:14] Sophia
    Oh, shut up.
[21:16] Elf 1
    Aim!
[21:19] Shun
    Wait!
[21:20] Elf1
    Fire!
[21:24] Shun
    Kyouya!
[23:06] W
    Demon Lord...
[23:07] Ariel
    If these things are out in the field,
    I guess Potimas has decided to get serious.
[23:16] Ariel
    They seem to be having a real party.
[23:20] Ariel
    What? Are you curious?
[23:23] Ariel
    You wanna check it out? I can handle
    things over here on my own.
[23:28] W
    I think I'll go... just to be sure.
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    So I'm a Spider, So What?
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SIGN    See you next time!

Season 1

E24 - So I'm Still a Spider, So What?

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[00:02] K
    That's Abyss Magic!
[00:05] K
    The kind immortality doesn't
    help against at all!
[00:09] K
    This time... I'm in serious... trouble!
[00:37] K
    Gotta be honest, I am
    seriously glad that worked.
[00:42] K
    The Egg-Laying skill that
    I took from Mother...
[00:44] K
    I figured, since I was basically
    creating weaker copies,
[00:47] K
    I'd be able to implant one of
    my Parallel Minds into one of them.
[00:51] K
    And it looks like I was right!
[00:54] K
    Between my body having the Immortality skill,
[00:56] K
    and my soul being able to revive with
    these eggs, both pieces are indestructible!
[01:00] K
    Which means I'm unkillable now!
[01:06] K
    Well, unless I get nailed by
    an Abyss Magic ambush, anyway.
[01:09] K
    So better not get too cocky!
[01:12] K
    Come to think of it,
[01:13] K
    I heard the evolution announcement
    when I was blowing that army away...
SIGN    <Arachne>
SIGN    <Arachne>
[01:19] K
    F-Finally...
SIGN    <Arachne>
[01:22] K
    I've got nothing but crappy
    memories so far, but...
[01:26] K
    Now it's time for a fresh
    start via evolution!
SIGN    So I'm Still a Spider, So What?
[03:17] Elf 1
    Fire!
[03:24] Shun
    Kyouya!
[03:37] Sophia
    Not particularly strong, are they?
[03:39] Wrath
    They kinda remind me of
    tanks from our old world.
[03:43] Wrath
    So what now?
[03:45] Wrath
    Because it looks like magic and
    your blood won't do the trick.
[03:49] Sophia
    They're just hunks of iron.
    That won't prove to be a problem.
[03:53] Wrath
    By all means, be my guest, then.
[03:56] Sophia
    You handle defense.
[03:58] Wrath
    Copy that.
[04:01] Shun
    Wait!
[04:02] Elf 1
    Second wave, fire!
[04:18] Elf 1
    Fire at will!
[04:29] Shun
    Stop it!
[04:31] Sophia
    Hey, your friend's coming this way.
[04:34] Wrath
    Guess he's forcing the issue.
[04:42] Wrath
    This is not happening, Shun.
[04:43] Shun
    Why are you doing this?!
[04:47] Katia
    Shun!
[04:47] Fei
    Shun!
[04:55] Fei
    Isn't he supposed to be your friend?!
[04:57] Wrath
    What do you want me to do?
[04:59] Wrath
    Shun's the one who attacked first.
[05:01] Elf 1
    Attack!
[05:04] Wrath
    Man... I clear the board, but they
    keep wriggling up like maggots.
[05:17] Wrath
    Now, then...
[05:20] Fei
    Shun!
[05:21] Wrath
    Would you two get out of the way?
[05:24] Shun
    Katia! Fei!
[05:26] Shun
    Kyouya!
[05:31] Wrath
    Talk about light.
[05:32] Wrath
    Did you think you could take me when your
    sword strikes are like a gentle breeze?
[05:37] Wrath
    Shun, I'm sorry, but you need to take a nap.
[05:40] Katia
    No—
[05:41] Anna
    Schlain-sama!
[05:45] Shun
    Anna!
[05:54] Shun
    Anna?
[05:55] Wrath
    I wasn't trying to kill anybody.
[05:58] Wrath
    She wouldn't have died if she
    hadn't tried to shield you.
[06:08] Shun
    There's still time!
[06:10] Voice
    Through use of the skill Mercy,
    the proficiency threshold has been reached.
[06:15] Voice
    Taboo has now reached level 10.
[06:23] Shun
    Thank goodness...
[06:29] Voice
    The requirements have been fulfilled.
[06:31] Voice
    Taboo will now activate.
[06:35] Voice
    Installing information...
[06:37] Shun
    Installing?
SIGN    <Repent>
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SIGN    <Repent>
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SIGN    <Repent>
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    <Repent> <Repent> <Repent> <Repent> <Repent> <Repent>
[06:45] Voice
    Installation complete.
[06:52] Katia
    Shun! Come to your senses!
[06:57] Fei
    What the hell did you two do to Shun?!
[07:00] Sophia
    Seriously, what did you do?
[07:02] Wrath
    No... that wasn't me.
[07:12] Hugo
    Die!
[07:22] Hugo
    Damn it... You think you
    can do this to me, Spooky?
[07:43] Sophia
    Master... could you please not interfere?
[07:50] Fil
    N-No... How is this...?
[07:54] W
    It's been a long time, Sensei.
[07:58] Shun
    Wakaba...san?
SIGN    "Magic Divinity LV8" "Magic Power Conferment LV10"
     "Impact Reduction LV8"
     "Energy Conferment LV7"
     "Rot Attack LV7"
    
[08:11] K
    Okay, this is just brutal!
[08:13] K
    The numbers say I'm basically unstoppable...
[08:16] K
    But it's still not enough
    to take the Demon Lord.
[08:19] K
    Well, the main attraction this time
    has to be this body, not the stats!
[08:29] K
    And then there's...
[08:35] K
    All it takes is a turn of the heads, and look
    how much my range of vision expands!
[08:40] K
    Huh? Same face as before I reincarnated.
[08:43] K
    Oh, crap, they all hatched.
[08:48] K
    Would it count as abandonment
    if I just ditched them?
[08:52] K
    I guess I could at least feed them,
    like a decent parent.
[08:56] K
    Now then, children! Good luck surviving!
[08:58] K
    Adios!
[09:00] K
    Okay, what comes next?
[09:02] K
    Oh, she slipped my mind, but I wonder how
    things are going for baby bloodsucker's town.
[09:07] K
    There was some distance between it and
    the battlefield, so hopefully things are fine.
[09:11] K
    Clairvoyance!
[09:14] K
    It's on fire!
[09:16] K
    There aren't enough people to defend.
[09:18] K
    They must've dedicated the majority
    of their troops to the war.
[09:22] K
    Crap, the elves are inside her house!
[09:31] John
    What's the status of the evacuation?
[09:33] Merazophis
    Unfortunately, things aren't proceeding well.
[09:37] John
    I see...
[09:39] Seras
    You don't need to worry, Sophia.
[09:42] Sophia
    They must be attacking, since most of the
    Ohts soldiers were sent elsewhere.
[09:47] Sophia
    This is going to be bad
    unless we do something.
[09:49] Sophia
    Not that I can actually do
    anything, since I'm a baby.
[09:54] Merazophis
    Sir, you need to escape, quickly.
[09:58] John
    I'm the lord of this area. I can't abandon
    it when there are still people left behind.
[10:02] Merazophis
    Then I'll accompany—
[10:04] John
    Look after my daughter. Protect Sophia.
[10:08] John
    I'm asking you to do this because
    there is no one I trust more.
[10:13] Seras
    I feel the same way. Please.
[10:17] Merazophis
    If... that's what you want, sir.
[10:22] John
    Sophia... I wish I could stay by
    your side until you're fully grown.
[10:28] John
    Forgive me for being a failure as a father.
[10:32] Seras
    Take care. Grow up strong...
[10:38] John
    Merazophis... she's in your care.
[10:41] Merazophis
    I will protect her no matter
    what it may cost me.
[10:49] John
    Go, Merazophis!
[11:14] Sophia
    No help is coming.
[11:16] Sophia
    We're going to die.
[11:20] Merazophis
    Is this the end?
[11:23] Merazophis
    I have to protect her!
[11:27] Sophia
    There's only one way out of this.
SIGN    The requirements have been met.
     You have obtained the skill <Kin Control LV1>.
[11:35] Voice{also sign}
    The requirements have been met.
[11:37] Voice{also sign}
    You have obtained the
    skill: Kin Control LV1.
[12:12] Potimas
    How long do you intend to fool around?
[12:18] Sophia
    Wh-What the...
[12:21] Potimas
    A vampire, eh?
[12:23] Potimas
    Freshly converted, with stats on the low end,
     but you could pose a threat with time.
[12:28] Sophia
    I-It's him!
[12:38] Potimas
    Turned by the reincarnated infant, apparently.
SIGN    What should we do, sir?
[12:42] Potimas
    Kill them. Tell Oka that they were
    caught up in the battle and died.
[12:47] Potimas
    A vampire would prove too much
    of a threat in the long run.
SIGN    Understood.
[12:54] Merazophis
    I-I won't let you... harm... her!
[13:01] Potimas
    Why go to such lengths for that child?
[13:04] Potimas
    She's a vampire, a plague on the world.
[13:08] Merazophis
    That doesn't matter.
[13:10] Merazophis
    I swore that I would protect her!
[13:15] Potimas
    How insipid.
[13:21] Kumoko(internal)
    Teleportation!
[13:22] Kumoko(internal)
    And then...
[13:25] Kumoko(internal)
    Punch!
[13:33] Sophia
    W-Wakaba?
[13:37] K(internal)
    This works out great! Time to
    whip out my newest Evil Eye!
[13:44] K(internal)
    The Warping variety!
[13:46] K(internal)
    There's no escape from this Evil Eye,
    which creates churning distortions in space.
[13:49] K(internal)
    Other than, y'know, just not being
    in the spot where it's happening!
[13:55] K(internal)
    Man, he's on the verge of death.
[14:04] Merazophis
    You're not an enemy?
[14:08] Potimas
    A bizarre creature is
    interfering in my affairs.
[14:11] K(internal)
    I slugged him, with my stats,
    and he's hunky-dory?
[14:16] K(internal)
    And Wisdom, which let me see the
    Demon Lord's stats, isn't working?!
[14:20] Potimas
    A spider monster... one of Ariel's offspring?
[14:24] Potimas
    But I've never seen anything like it before.
[14:27] Potimas
    Just who are you?
[14:29] K(internal)
    I-It might be a better idea to
    grab those two and split.
[14:34] Potias
    I think not! Anti-Magic Barrier, activate!
[14:40] K
    I-It's gone?!
[14:41] K
    And all of the skills that I had
    active have been canceled out!
[14:47] K
    Can he forcibly disable skills and magic?!
    How's that not cheating?!
[14:52] Potimas
    My name is Potimas Harrifenas.
[14:55] Potimas
    And I admit the threat that you pose to me.
[15:02] K(internal)
    Crap, crap, crap!
[15:03] K(internal)
    My body's so heavy, I can't
    move the way I want!
[15:06] K(internal)
    This field isn't just shutting down magic!
[15:10] K(internal)
    It's neutralizing magic, skills,
    and stats all at once!
[15:16] K(internal)
    That was a close one.
[15:19] K(internal)
    I tried to get all the way against the wall,
[15:20] K(internal)
    but I was barely able to
    take a single step back.
[15:23] K(internal)
    If it wasn't for Thought
    Acceleration, I would've—
[15:25] K(internal)
    Wait, why can I use Thought Acceleration?
[15:31] K(internal)
    Maybe I can still use skills that
    are activated inside my body?
[15:36] K(internal)
    And it's not like my stats
    are completely gone.
[15:40] K(internal)
    It has to mean skills or stat boosts that
    work internally are still on the table.
[15:43] K(internal)
    That means I can fight!
[15:48] K(internal)
    Is he wearing metal armor or something?
[15:51] K(internal)
    What is up with this guy's body?!
[16:00] K(internal)
    If I stay on the defensive,
    I'm gonna lose.
[16:03] K(internal)
    Gotta attack, however I can!
[16:09] K(internal)
    Got 'em! Ten points!
[16:12] K(internal)
    Whoa, wait!
[16:13] K(internal)
    Where have I seen this vaguely
    Arnoldian robot before?
[16:17] K(internal)
    I learned from Taboo that
    this kind of technology
[16:21] K(internal)
    is what brought the world
    to the edge of doom.
[16:24] K(internal)
    If he's part of that,
    then I need to bring him down!
[16:27] Potimas
    This is irritating.
[16:30] Potimas
    I'd prefer not to resort to this...
    But so be it.
[16:35] K(internal)
    Crap!
[16:42] K(internal)
    I can't fully dodge!
[16:44] K(internal)
    In that case...
[16:52] K(internal)
    Chew on this!
[16:59] K(internal)
    In addition to my normal head,
    I also have this arachnid one!
[17:02] K(internal)
    They say you sacrifice
    flesh to shatter bone,
[17:04] K(internal)
    but I let you shoot my head
    off so I could smash yours!
[17:06] K(internal)
    That's equivalent exchange!
[17:08] Potimas
    Dangerous...
[17:10] Potimas
    If I let you run free, you'll only
    grow into a more significant threat.
[17:14] Potimas
    I need to put an end to you, here and now.
[17:18] K
    Well, this is bad...
[17:19] K
    No skills means I have no idea
    if Immortality will activate,
[17:23] K
    and since I just used up all my eggs,
    I don't have any to revive in.
[17:40] K
    I'm headed for a loss here.
[17:42] K
    There's gotta be something I can do...
[17:44] K
    Okay, let's get desperate!
[17:46] K
    Unleashing all Evil Eyes!
[17:49] K
    Yeah, that didn't work either!
[17:53] Potimas
    What?
[17:54] K(internal)
    Huh? Warping Evil Eye worked?
[17:58] K(internal)
    That's it!
[17:59] K(internal)
    It activated because the area it affected
    was inside of his right arm! It was internal!
[18:03] K(internal)
    Okay!
[18:08] K(internal)
    Since it warps specific areas,
    it's easy enough to dodge.
[18:15] K(internal)
    He's lost a means of killing me,
    and I've gained one to kill him with.
[18:20] K(internal)
    If I can score a hit with
    this Evil Eye, I win.
[18:23] K(internal)
    But Potimas still has
    the edge in melee combat.
[18:35] Ariel
    Hi there!
[18:36] Ariel
    It's Demoniacal Girl Ariel-chan!
    In the glorious flesh!
[18:40] K(internal)
    Huh?! The Demon Lord?! Why's she here?!
[18:43] K(internal)
    And wait, did you always act like that?
[18:46] Potimas
    Is... that you, Ariel?
[18:48] Ariel
    I literally just said so!
[18:50] K(internal)
    I can understand why he'd still ask!
[18:52] K(internal)
    What a personality shift!
    Also, how about some gravitas?!
[18:54] K(internal)
    We're doing a climactic thing over here!
[18:55] Ariel
    What I wanna know is what you're
    doing here, Potimas-kun?
[18:59] Potimas
    Indeed. A good question.
[19:06] Ariel
    Talk. Now.
[19:07] K(internal)
    S-Scary...
[19:09] K(internal)
    Um, is it all right if I make
    myself scarce right about now?
[19:13] Ariel
    Or would you rather I force you to talk?
[19:16] Podimas
    I think not.
[19:17] Ariel
    Well, that's a shame!
[19:23] Potimas
    It seems this body won't be
    effective against you, either.
[19:27] Ariel
    One of these days, I'm gonna do
    the same thing to the real deal.
[19:31] Potimas
    You're welcome to try, little girl—
[19:38] Ariel
    Now, as for you, li'l spider!
[19:40] ---
    Eek!
[19:53] Ariel
    How about a truce?
[19:56] Ariel
    Because if Abyss Magic didn't work,
    I'm kinda out of options.
[20:00] K(intenral)
    Actually, I can't use my egg revival trick
    right now, so if you hit me again, I'm dead.
[20:04] Ariel
    Plus, it seems your ex-Body Brain or
    whatever has gotten mixed up inside of me.
[20:10] Ariel
    Which means I've lost about
    all desire to go after you.
[20:13] K(internal)
    Th-Thank you so much,
    Artist Formerly Known as Body Brain!
[20:18] Ariel
    So how about a truce instead?
[20:20] K(internal)
    Who could ask for anything more?
[20:22] K(internal)
    I only fought back because you
    came after me in the first place.
[20:25] K(internal)
    It's not like I have an
    actual beef with you!
[20:30] K(internal)
    And now, peaceful days where nobody
    is trying to kill me can finally begin!
[20:46] Potimas
    I lost that battle.
[20:51] Potimas
    That white spider woman...
    I'll remember her.
[20:56] Potimas
    And she will die.
[21:03] Ariel
    Now, additional suggestion time:
    why don't we work together?
[21:08] Ariel
    You're pretty threatening as an enemy,
[21:11] Ariel
    I can't think of anyone who'd
    be handier to have on my side.
[21:15] K(internal)
    Work together on what?
[21:17] Ariel
    We're gonna slay the true body of Potimas,
    the villain who threatens the whole world!
[21:21] Ariel
    That offer extends to all of you,
    not just this li'l spider.
[21:25] Ariel
    Merazophis-kun and Sophia-chan, right?
[21:28] Merazophis
    You have my deepest thanks
    for rescuing us.
[21:31] Merazophis
    But... just who are you two?
[21:35] Ariel
    I'm Ariel, the Demon Lord!
[21:37] Ariel
    And this is the Divine Beast spider you
    all were worshiping after she evolved.
[21:43] Merazophis
    The Demon Lord... and the Divine Beast?
[21:46] Ariel
    Life is pretty hard out there for
    vampires with no protection.
[21:51] Ariel
    So come and join us.
[21:52] Merazophis
    I'm a vampire? That explains things.
[21:56] Sophia(Telepathy)
    I'm sorry, Merazophis.
[21:58] Merazophis
    M-Miss, is that you?
[22:01] Sopohia(Telepathy)
    I turned you into a vampire.
[22:06] Merazophis
    You have nothing to apologize for.
    I'm grateful.
[22:10] Merazophis
    And frankly, it will make protecting
    you a great deal easier.
[22:14] Sophia(Telepathy)
    But you're a vampire now. You'll never
    be able to live like a human again.
[22:18] Merazophis
    That is quite all right. I am prepared
    to serve you until the end of my days.
[22:23] Sophia(Telepathy)
    Merazophis...
[22:25] Ariel
    And there you have it! Now, let's all
    head on over to demon territory!
[22:29] Ariel
    You'll be safe from the elves there,
    and living as vampires will be easy!
[22:34] Ariel
    Two birds with one stone!
[22:35] Merazophis
    We're very grateful.
[22:38] Ariel
    You're coming too, right, li'l spider?
[22:41] K(internal)
    I know that Potimas guy has tech
    that can destroy this world.
[22:46] K(internal)
    So if I want to survive on a
    planet that's headed for disaster,
[22:50] K(internal)
    that means I've gotta do something
    about him eventually.
[22:53] Ariel
    I think, with your help, I'll finally
    be able to kill him for real.
[22:57] Ariel
    I'd like your assistance
    in saving this planet.
[23:01] K (internal)
    The scale's getting a little
    too epic here for my liking.
[23:04] K (internal)
    But I guess I can't survive
    without a planet to live on.
[23:07] K (internal)
    All right, let's work with her.
[23:10] K (internal)
    I still need to get stronger, anyway!
[23:13] Ariel
    Okay, then, I'm glad to
    have the three of you!
[23:16] Ariel
    Let's become the heroes who save the planet!
[23:20] Ariel
    Hip hip hooray!
[23:30] K(internal)
    So I'm one of the heroes
    who's gonna save the world?
[23:39] K(internal)
    Unbelievable.