# E9 - Release Yourself / Bad, Bad Whiskey / Can't Get Any Harder
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU41NM1/release-yourself--bad-bad-whiskey--cant-get-any-harder)
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**[00:21] Hero**
Normal attack, buffed by multiple
attack power enhancement spells!
**[00:33] Holy Sword**
Well done, Hero...
**[00:35] Holy Sword**
You have done well defeating
the Guardian of the Holy Sword...
**[00:39] Hero**
This is the Holy Sword...
**[00:42] Hero**
The legendary Holy Sword...
**[00:45] Hero**
The holy sword of legend?
**[00:47] Holy Sword**
Dear Hero...
**[00:48] Hero**
Squa... Eni...?
**[00:51] Holy Sword**
Before you receive thy sword,
answer my question...
**[00:57] Holy Sword**
What is true strength to you?
**[01:02] Hero**
True strength...?
**[01:06] Hero**
It's case by case... I'd say it depends
on the time and situation.
**[01:10] Holy Sword**
It is unfortunate, but it seems you are
not ready to receive thy sword yet.
**[01:15] Holy Sword**
True strength...
**[01:18] Holy Sword**
When you've found the answer,
come once again to this place...
**[01:24] Hero**
True... strength...
**[01:29] Hero**
What is that?
**[01:30] Akemi**
If you have to ask that
at a run-down snack bar,
**[01:33] Akemi**
it's not something you'd ever understand...
**[01:42] [SONG] Sign**
Snack Basue
**[01:47] [SONG] Sign**
Snack Basue
***SIGN*** (You're thinking too much)
**[03:09] Yamada**
Um... Who is... he?
**[03:12] Akemi**
The Hero.
**[03:14] Yamada**
Hero...
**[03:16] Akemi**
Speaking of which,
**[03:16] Akemi**
it's bothersome to have the hero come here
on a regular basis, you know...
**[03:20] Hero**
Then why is there a save point set up here?
**[03:23] Akemi**
What?! The heck is that?!
**[03:25] Akemi**
What kind of garbage would this thing
even be considered,
**[03:26] Akemi**
according to the city's waste classifications?!
**[03:27] Hero**
And isn't she the old hag fortune teller
who gives you hints for the adventure?
**[03:33] Akemi**
True. She does frequently give advice
on the adventure known as life, but...
**[03:38] Basue**
In my case, I only search
for the words you want to hear
**[03:44] Basue**
and encourage you to pursue them, is all...
**[03:47] Akemi**
Nice joke!
**[03:49] Akemi**
That Holy Sword, was it?
**[03:52] Akemi**
Wouldn't it have been better
to just ignore it and take the sword anyway?
**[03:55] Akemi**
You know, maybe only those who can steal it
by force are worthy of its power?
**[04:01] Hero**
It's not good to say something a cynical
junior high school brat would say.
**[04:05] Akemi**
If you're going to say something
as sensible as that,
**[04:07] Akemi**
could you at least go by our dress code
and wear something from this world?
**[04:10] Hero**
Then what is true strength to you,
junior hostess?
**[04:14] Akemi**
True strength to me?
**[04:19] Akemi**
Money.
**[04:22] Junior high school brat**
Yeah, life is all about the money.
**[04:24] Adult Junior high school brat**
It's not just about the money!
I'm going to find my dream job!
**[04:27] Middle-aged Junior high school brat**
Money... Money... Money... Money!
**[04:30] Hero**
Are you the junior high school brat who
thinks he knows what the real world is about?
**[04:32] Akemi**
I know it sounds like something
a junior high school brat would say,
**[04:36] Akemi**
but I stepped out into the real world
and found out it really is all about the money!
**[04:39] Akemi**
I don't know what true strength is...
**[04:43] Akemi**
What do you think, old hag fortune teller?
**[04:45] Basue**
The answer that lies
within this crystal ball says...
**[04:49] Basue**
true strength is...
**[04:52] Basue**
love!
**[04:53] Akemi**
That's the answer of a junior high school brat
who grew up with parents who loved him.
**[04:57] Yamada**
Besides, don't you think
true strength is something
**[05:00] Yamada**
only a junior high school brat would think about?
**[05:03] Akemi**
I know, right? No matter how you say it,
finding the answer to true strength
**[05:07] Akemi**
just has that junior
high school brat vibe to it...
**[05:09] Hero**
And pondering it is making me feel stupid,
so please stop.
**[05:12] Akemi**
Well, I think money is stronger
than love, so...
**[05:17] Basue**
Huh? Is that so?
**[05:19] Akemi**
Because life really is all about the money!
**[05:22] Akemi**
These words are widely
acknowledged by so many people!
**[05:25] Akemi**
If you have money, you can buy anything!
**[05:27] Akemi**
Love is... only a fleeting thing
compared to money!
**[05:31] Basue**
Negative!
**[05:33] Basue**
Love is!
**[05:34] Basue**
Calling it a "fleeting thing"
is nothing but an excuse!
**[05:37] Basue**
Love is!
**[05:38] Basue**
Very precious!
**[05:40] Basue**
If it's true love, there is no way
it would lose to money!
**[05:45] Basue**
A rich life without love is...
**[05:48] Basue**
Know that it is empty!
**[05:50] Akemi**
If you're going to shake up capitalism
with those words, Mama,
**[05:51] Basue {background}**
Love... Love...
**[05:54] Akemi**
then prepare to be met
with complete resistance!
**[05:56] Basue**
Besides,
**[05:58] Basue**
Akemi-chan, you're still in debt
because of your previous man,
**[06:04] Basue**
which means you chose love over money.
Wouldn't that make love the winner?
**[06:10] Akemi**
In a way, it sounds like I bought
love with money,
**[06:13] Akemi**
but I've completely lost... my will... to fight.
**[06:17] Hero**
Then we're agreeing that true strength is love.
**[06:20] Yamada**
Ah, wait a minute, please.
**[06:22] Hero**
Yes?
**[06:24] Yamada**
If you say it in a manner that gives away
that you got the answer from someone else,
**[06:29] Yamada**
don't you think the Holy Sword
will refuse that answer
**[06:32] Yamada**
since it's not straight from your heart?
**[06:35] Hero**
Are you saying people who act as if they've
accomplished something themselves,
**[06:38] Hero**
but really looked it up in wiki walkthrough
guides or watched videos of it, should shove it?
**[06:42] Basue**
Don't bash us with an example
that wouldn't even exist in your world.
**[06:48] Yamada**
In all honesty, I don't even think the person
asking understands what true strength is.
**[06:54] Yamada**
Instead of answering it straight,
why don't you try to keep it vague.
**[06:58] Yamada**
That way it kind of sounds more convincing.
**[07:01] Hero**
For example?
**[07:03] Yamada**
Let's see...
**[07:06] Yamada**
Something like...
the strength to overcome oneself?
**[07:10] Hero**
The strength... to overcome oneself?
**[07:22] Hero**
Die.
**[07:23] Hero**
Myself.
**[07:26] Hero**
Suicide?
**[07:28] Yamada**
It's not always about putting
your life on the line, you know!
**[07:31] Basue**
Still, in a way, they're related...
**[07:35] Basue**
It's the power to overcome
the pain and fear of death.
**[07:39] Basue**
To overcome oneself means
to control your own mind.
**[07:44] Akemi**
Is it like a "I really want these clothes,
but I only have enough for food this month...
**[07:48] Akemi**
Oh! Just buy it anyway!" sort of way?
**[07:50] Yamada**
You're not controlling it at all!
**[07:52] Basue**
Still, in a way, they're related...
**[07:55] Yamada**
How?!
**[07:59] Akemi**
Poop.
**[08:00] Basue**
Yes, that too, in a way, is related...
**[08:03] Yamada**
That's just about having a bowel movement!
**[08:05] Yamada**
Please stop making irresponsible remarks!
**[08:08] Basue**
Negative!
**[08:09] Basue**
To overcome oneself
means thinking, "Oh, this is bad,"
**[08:13] Basue**
and still being able to overcome that obstacle!
**[08:15] Basue**
Which means!
**[08:17] Basue**
It's the strength to be able to
plop poop according to one's own will.
**[08:21] Yamada**
Wha...
**[08:22] Akemi**
Mama... I know I was wrong to say poop
in the first place, but that's just wrong.
**[08:29] Yamada and Akemi**
Don't force it!
**[08:32] Hero**
It's no good... I feel like I'm going to
lose some part of my humanity...
**[08:36] Basue**
That's what it means to overcome one's
humanity.
**[08:41] Akemi**
You're the devil, Mama, for trying to
intentionally make him plop poop!
**[08:45] Basue**
There's no need to plop poop now...
**[08:48] Basue**
However, if needed, it's true strength
to be able to plop poop.
**[08:54] Yamada**
When would you need to plop poop on command?
**[08:58] Akemi**
Besides, don't you think
you wouldn't need to seek true strength
**[09:01] Akemi**
if you already know how to plop poop?
**[09:03] Basue**
But it's the Holy Sword
you get by plopping poop.
**[09:07] Akemi**
Yeah, I don't think so.
**[09:09] Basue**
Wouldn't you need that Holy Sword
to beat the last boss?
**[09:15] Hero**
No...
**[09:23] Last Boss**
This is... my second transformation!
**[09:28] Last Boss**
Hero... Your fate ends he—!
**[09:32] Hero**
Normal attack, buffed by multiple
attack power enhancement spells!
**[09:38] Hero**
I was able to defeat him
without the Holy Sword.
**[09:44] Yamada**
What?
**[09:46] Basue**
You... defeated him?
**[09:49] Akemi**
Past tense?
**[09:51] Hero**
Yep.
**[09:53] Akemi**
What? If you already defeated
the last boss, then
**[09:56] Akemi**
you didn't need true strength
or the Holy Sword?
**[09:59] Hero**
No. Since I managed to defeat the ultimate
side boss, the Guardian of the Holy Sword,
**[10:04] Hero**
I want the ultimate weapon,
the Holy Sword, as well.
**[10:07] Yamada**
A completionist, huh.
**[10:09] Basue**
Being able to plop poop at will is,
in a way, completionist as well.
**[10:14] Yamada**
I don't think so.
**[10:16] Akemi**
Hey...
**[10:19] Akemi**
Isn't the ultimate sword unnecessary,
if you already defeated the ultimate boss?!
***SIGN*** (The me who can't get drunk)
**[10:41] Akemi**
Since we have free time, I guess
we could go organize the keep bottles.
**[10:45] Kosame**
Keep... bottles?
**[10:48] Akemi**
Kosame-chan, why don't you
know about keep bottles
**[10:52] Akemi**
when you've been working here since episode 3?
**[10:55] Kosame**
I'm sorry...
**[10:57] Akemi**
Well, it's all right.
**[10:58] Akemi**
I'll just explain it for everyone here
who doesn't know.
**[11:02] Kosame**
Who are you talking to?
**[11:05] Akemi**
A keep bottle is a system where the customer
**[11:07] Akemi**
can buy a whole bottle
and leave it at the bar to be kept.
**[11:13] Akemi**
It's a better deal than
ordering drinks one at a time.
**[11:16] Kosame**
Oh, I see. Then, is there also a keep
bottle for patrons like Tatsu-ni?
**[11:23] Akemi**
Tatsu-ni keeps the expensive bottles while
ordering cheap all-you-can-drink booze.
**[11:29] Kosame**
Why is that?
**[11:30] Akemi**
I have no idea. He's such a weirdo.
**[11:33] Akemi**
Our keep bottles have
a shelf life of about half a year.
**[11:37] Akemi**
After that...
**[11:39] Akemi**
We take responsibility to dispose of them!
**[11:45] Akemi**
Here, have some free booze!
**[11:46] Akemi**
On top of that, we're at work,
so we're getting paid to drink free booze!
**[11:50] Kosame**
Akemi-san.
**[11:51] Akemi**
What?
**[11:52] Kosame**
I was thinking...
**[11:55] Akemi**
Yeah?
**[11:58] Kosame**
Is booze... delicious?
**[12:00] Akemi**
What a childish question.
**[12:02] Akemi**
If you're asking me whether
booze is delicious, well...
**[12:08] Akemi**
Well...
**[12:12] Akemi**
*Oh...? Now that you mention it...*
**[12:15] Akemi**
* Why am I gratefully*
* drinking this stank water?*
**[12:20] Kosame**
I know it's a bit late, but it seems
everyone is drinking just to get drunk
**[12:24] Kosame**
and doesn't actually think
it tastes delicious, you know?
**[12:27] Akemi**
To add to that lateness, why *did*
you decide to work here, Kosame-chan?
***SIGN*** Snack Basue
**[12:35] Hero**
Snack Basue.
***SIGN*** Snack Basue
***SIGN*** (Don't make me wait)
**[12:50] Morita**
Hey, Akemi-chan.
**[12:53] Morita**
Don't you think something's
different about me today?
**[12:57] Akemi**
Wake up!
**[12:59] Morita**
I'm not talking in my sleep.
**[13:01] Morita**
Come on... Take a closer look...
**[13:05] Akemi**
Ugh, I feel like I'm getting sick...
**[13:08] Morita**
That's a horrible thing to say. Seriously...
**[13:11] Morita**
Well, that's also why I can bombard you
with my love without hesitation, after all.
**[13:16] Morita**
If I bombarded an ordinary girl with my love,
I'd feel bad for them.
**[13:21] Akemi**
Such casual darkness...
**[13:26] Tatsu-ni**
Even if you look at me,
I still don't know the answer.
**[13:30] Akemi**
Is it because you're old?
**[13:31] Tatsu-ni**
If that's the case, then the same goes
for you, Akemi-chan, if you can't answer him.
**[13:39] Akemi**
Hmm... Something different.
**[13:43] Akemi**
Now that I'm looking...
does your fur look nicer?
**[13:46] Morita**
That sounds like you're looking at me
like I'm some sort of animal!
**[13:49] Akemi**
Then what is it, for crying out loud?
**[13:53] Morita**
You can't tell?
**[13:54] Akemi**
No.
**[13:56] Morita**
Then I'll tell you...
**[13:59] Morita**
Just now...
**[14:01] Morita**
I'm quitting jerking off!
**[14:05] Morita**
Well, hold on you two...
**[14:08] Morita**
I think it'll be a story worth listening to.
**[14:11] Morita**
If you think it's bad,
I won't mind you throwing a towel at me—
**[14:16] Morita**
Swift and fierce, I see...
**[14:20] Morita**
Seriously, quitting is amazing, I tell you!
**[14:23] Akemi**
Isn't this nonsense supposed to stop
after I throw a towel?!
**[14:27] Akemi**
Geez, why did you even think about
doing something like that?
**[14:32] Morita**
That's because... if I stop jerking off,
**[14:35] Morita**
the book said my body and soul
will become lighter.
**[14:38] Akemi**
You say book, but isn't it just an ero-manga?
**[14:42] Morita**
How did you know?!
**[14:44] Akemi**
Your choice of reading material
tends to be predictable.
**[14:48] Akemi**
But I suppose you're doing a good job
not jerking off, considering it's you, Morita?
**[14:57] Morita**
Right?
**[14:59] Morita**
For now, I'm limiting it to
once every three days!
**[15:02] Akemi**
That's still way too much!
**[15:04] Morita**
No, not at all. I haven't been
this patient since that school trip.
**[15:08] Akemi**
Seeing how you couldn't control
yourself for that four-day, three-night trip...
**[15:12] Morita**
For that school trip, I somehow managed to
overcome it by jerking off in the closet.
**[15:14] Morita {background}**
Slap! Slap! Slap!
**[15:17] Akemi**
We already heard about you tainting
**[15:19] Akemi**
the sleeping area for one of
Japan's favorite characters!
**[15:23] Akemi**
Just as I thought, you can't
call that quitting, Morita.
**[15:27] Morita**
Akemi-chan, what's important is that you
don't restrain yourself and continue on.
**[15:33] Morita**
Even smokers take it one step at a time, right?
**[15:36] Morita**
You gotta "beat yourself"
in order to persevere!
**[15:39] Akemi**
Beat yourself? Stop trying
to sneak in perverse words!
**[15:44] Tatsu-ni**
But Morita-chan, you hate
sticking with things
**[15:47] Tatsu-ni**
just as much as Akemi-chan does. Why all this?
**[15:51] Morita**
I was thinking, this is the year
I need to do something and...
**[15:55] Tatsu-ni**
Yeah.
**[15:57] Morita**
Do you know what hypnosis audio is?
**[15:59] Tatsu-ni**
Hypnosis audio?
**[16:01] Morita**
It's the thing where you get
hypnotized in a lewd manner
**[16:03] Morita**
by listening to an erotic voice
and it makes you feel good.
**[16:05] Morita**
And so I got hard, thinking that I could get
the release without touching myself, but—
**[16:09] Morita**
I'm going to die if you throw
a drenched towel at me, you know!
**[16:12] Tatsu-ni**
A second one!
**[16:13] Morita**
Don't you have a soul?!
**[16:19] Morita**
And so that's why I'm
trying to quit jerking off.
**[16:23] Akemi**
I still have no idea what you're talking about,
**[16:27] Akemi**
but is quitting masturbation that effective?
**[16:30] Akemi**
Are you sure it's not just some bullshit?
**[16:32] Morita**
Then how do you describe my state now?
**[16:36] Akemi**
Sheesh, but you're still jerking off...
**[16:38] Morita**
But gradually, from now on,
**[16:41] Morita**
the longer I don't have these desires,
the more results there'll be...
**[16:45] Morita**
From once every three days, to every four days...
**[16:49] Morita**
Then onto one week, one month...
**[16:53] Morita**
One month isn't a dream!
**[16:55] Morita**
The new me can do it!
**[16:57] Morita**
I can do this!
**[16:58] Morita**
I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
**[17:01] Akemi**
Could you please stop hypnotizing
yourself while we're talking here?!
**[17:04] Akemi**
It's creeping me out!
**[17:05] Akemi**
And? Is your goal to not do it at all?
**[17:12] Morita**
Huh?
**[17:16] Morita**
I haven't thought about the end result...
**[17:19] Akemi**
Make sure you have a vision.
**[17:22] Morita**
But, you know...
**[17:25] Morita**
If there was an end,
**[17:26] Morita**
it might be when I get a girlfriend
from the results of not jerking off?
**[17:30] Akemi**
Wait, why would you get
a girlfriend by not jerking off?
**[17:35] Morita**
You can become handsome
by not jerking off, you know.
**[17:38] Akemi**
Bring me that ero-manga. I'm going to burn it.
**[17:41] Morita**
All my ero-manga are digitized,
so you can't burn them.
**[17:46] Akemi {background}**
Then I'm going to delete the data, so bring me
your cell phone and laptop and accounts...
**[17:49] Tatsu-ni**
* Morita-chan, you can't become*
* a handsome man just by quitting...*
**[17:50] Morita {background}**
Why do you need to do all that?!
**[17:55] Tatsu-ni**
* Besides, you don't have to quit jerking off,*
* the desire just decreases naturally as you age.*
**[18:01] Akemi**
Tatsu-ni, what are you
pensively smiling about?
**[18:05] Akemi**
Besides, even if you were able to
become a handsome man by quitting,
**[18:11] Akemi**
if you were to start up again
and reverted back to your old Morita self,
**[18:13] Akemi**
wouldn't that be scary?
**[18:15] Woman**
Ugh, ugly!
**[18:17] Morita**
Talk about a horrifying sight...
**[18:20] Morita**
But I heard if you continue to not jerk off,
all women start looking beautiful too...
**[18:26] Morita**
So then, afterward, I would be like
"Huh? Now that I look at her..."
**[18:30] Morita in bed**
Ugh, ugly.
**[18:32] Morita**
So it'd be both of us.
**[18:34] Akemi**
Are you sure you want that
after you've held off for so long?
**[18:36] Akemi**
Even if you did quit jerking off,
Morita is still Morita, after all...
**[18:40] Akemi**
I've heard that if you restrain yourself
too much you can get sick, so...
**[18:44] Akemi**
Isn't it better to just get that post-nut clarity
**[18:46] Akemi**
and relax after you've
jerked off a bunch of times?
**[18:49] Tatsu-ni**
*Yeah, that's right. There's no difference...*
**[18:52] Tatsu-ni**
* Besides, the number of times you do it*
* goes down as you age anyway.*
**[18:57] Akemi**
Tatsu-ni, what are you pensively smiling about?
**[19:01] Akemi**
Well... if you're gaining confidence by not
jerking off, then I suppose it's a good thing?
**[19:08] Guy not jerking off**
I haven't masturbated for six months now...
**[19:11] Guy not jerking off**
You're all monkeys when compared to me!
**[19:14] Guy not jerking off**
I'm the only human!
**[19:18] Akemi**
Maybe not so much...
**[19:20] Akemi**
Hey, why don't you try something else?
**[19:23] Akemi**
If you want to build confidence,
**[19:25] Akemi**
why don't you lose
your virginity to a prostitute?
**[19:28] Morita**
What if I go to a prostitute and get
hooked on it, though?
**[19:31] Akemi**
That's what you're worried about?
**[19:34] Morita**
That's the reason
why I decided to quit jerking off!
**[19:38] Morita**
When you get addicted to jerking off...
**[19:41] Morita**
it's a terrible waste of time and money!
**[19:47] Morita**
The hours you spend looking
for a good resource.
**[19:49] Morita**
The few thousand yen you've spent
on adult videos just because they were on sale!
**[19:54] Morita**
The ten thousands of thousands of yen you
spend on gadgets that you got into.
**[19:57] Morita**
Depending on the situation,
it could be a few hundred thousand yen.
**[20:01] Morita**
Don't you think the world is
overflowing with too much porn?
**[20:05] Akemi**
And suddenly you start sounding like
the old-school PTA board members.
**[20:09] Akemi**
Even so, it's not good to go to extremes.
**[20:13] Akemi**
It all comes down to maintaining
a good balance. That's what's important.
**[20:17] Morita**
Just like the Force.
**[20:20] Akemi**
And how is your time and money now that
**[20:23] Akemi**
you've been compromising
by doing it once every three days?
**[20:27] Morita**
Uhh...
**[20:32] Morita**
I have a little too much time and money!
**[20:34] Akemi**
Then go on and jerk away!
**[20:36] Morita**
All right!
**[20:45] Morita**
I'm going to use the bathroom a bit.
**[20:47] Tatsu-ni**
What?
**[20:49] Morita**
What do you mean what, huh?
**[20:59] Morita**
Hm? What's wrong?
**[21:03] Tatsu-ni**
Ah, no. I'm sure
it can't be... But Morita-chan...
**[21:09] Tatsu-ni**
You didn't jerk off in the bathroom, right?
**[21:11] Morita**
Of course I didn't!
**[21:13] Tatsu-ni**
Phew, I'm glad to hear that...
**[21:15] Morita**
Even I have common sense, geez.
**[21:20] Akemi**
But I wouldn't want to be
the one to go in next.
**[21:24] Morita**
Why not?!
**[21:26] Tatsu-ni**
Don't you think it'll be okay after a while?
**[21:29] Akemi**
Yeah, we should sing a song
until the smell settles down.
**[21:34] Akemi**
Here, Morita.
**[21:35] Morita**
Like I said, I didn't jerk off!
**[21:38] Morita**
And didn't I say I'm not going to sing?
**[21:41] Tatsu-ni**
But I heard you're a pretty
good singer. I want to hear it too.
**[21:46] Morita**
Even so... I'm not into
singing someone else's song...
**[21:50] Tatsu-ni**
I think it's pretty normal to sing other
people's songs when you do karaoke.
**[21:56] Akemi**
It just means there aren't many
songs Morita wants to sing.
**[22:00] Akemi**
Here, how about this one?
**[22:03] Morita**
Hmm... Yeah, I could sing this one.
**[22:05] Akemi**
All right!
**[22:07] [SONG] Caption**
Reserved
***SIGN*** The Distant Starry Sky
***SIGN*** Key Setting
***SIGN*** Key Setting
**[22:18] Tatsu-ni**
Oh, you're taking it seriously.
**[22:20] Morita**
I just hate it when I can't sing it properly!
**[22:25] Tatsu-ni**
Just as a FYI, 500 miles is like going
from Chitose Airport to Sendai.
**[22:31] Akemi**
Oh, it seems surprisingly close.
**[22:34] Morita**
Stop inserting random facts, will ya?
**[22:39] Morita**
The fierce wind is now dancing within my heart.
**[22:45] Morita**
Was saying "Goodbye" my one-time mistake?
**[22:52] Morita**
Even if we're 500 miles apart,
**[22:58] Morita**
when the night falls,
our hearts yearn for each other again.
**[23:04] Morita**
The distance under the starry sky.
**[23:11] Morita**
Burn up! Love's resistance!
**[23:17] Morita**
Overcome the night between us,
**[23:24] Morita**
and once again, leap into my arms!
**[23:29] Morita**
Baby, come back!
**[23:35] Morita**
Even if we're far apart, me and Akemi-chan
**[23:38] Morita**
will also yearn for each other's
hearts, you know.
**[23:39] Akemi**
Go jerk off in the bathroom again!
**[23:42] Morita**
I'm telling you, I didn't jerk off
in the bathroom!
**[23:44] Tatsu-ni**
Then exactly where and
when did you jerk off, huh?
**[23:47] Morita**
Three days ago, at my house.
**[23:49] Akemi**
Oh, he's totally going to jerk off
as soon as he gets home today.