# E5 - Get on the Good Foot / Talkin' Loud And Saying Nothin' / My Funny Valentine
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8JZE1/get-on-the-good-foot--talkin-loud-and-saying-nothin--my-funny-valentine)
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***SIGN*** Palmistry
***SIGN*** Douglas
***SIGN*** If you
can see
it
***SIGN*** You can touch it!
***SIGN*** Douglas Hamada
**[00:07] Azuma**
You have a distinct health line.
**[00:09] Kosame**
A health line?
**[00:11] Azuma**
That's right.
**[00:12] Azuma**
You see the line that starts
from your pinky and stretches down?
**[00:15] Kosame**
Oh yeah, you're right...
**[00:17] Kosame**
That means I don't have to worry
about my health for a while, right?
**[00:21] Azuma**
No, it's the opposite.
**[00:23] Azuma**
It seems the more distinct the line is,
the more health problems you're bound to have.
**[00:26] Kosame**
Well, that's confusing.
**[00:28] Akemi**
* Using palm reading as an*
* excuse to touch a girl's hand.*
***SIGN*** Book of Palmistry
**[00:32] Akemi**
*It's a basic move.*
**[00:33] Akemi**
* But here in this dumpy snack bar,*
* we've seen it used one too many times...*
**[00:38] Akemi**
* It's so boring that it's*
* putting me straight to sleep. Zzz...*
**[00:44] Tatsu-ni**
I've been tired lately too.
**[00:48] Akemi**
* You should just suspect you have*
* a disease and go to the hospital.*
**[00:51] Tatsu-ni**
Are we so close that you can convey
your worries through telepathy?
**[00:55] Azuma**
Then, how about...
**[00:57] Azuma**
we do foot acupoints next?
***SIGN*** Right on the spot!
***SIGN*** Book of Foot Acupoints
***SIGN*** Douglas Hamada
**[01:01] Akemi**
*Don't tell me...*
**[01:02] Akemi**
* He's gonna try and touch her feet*
* like you touch someone's hand with palm reading?*
**[01:05] Kosame**
Oh, no... that's a bit...
**[01:08] Azuma**
Why is that?
**[01:11] Kosame**
Well, you know...
**[01:14] Azuma**
Could it be...
**[01:16] Azuma**
that you have stinky feet?
**[01:18] Kosame**
How rude!
**[01:27] [SONG] Sign**
Snack Basue
**[01:32] [SONG] Sign**
Snack Basue
***SIGN*** (Put best foot forward)
**[02:52] Azuma**
There are acupoints
on the feet that help you detox
**[02:55] Azuma**
and suppress body odor too, you know.
**[02:59] Kosame**
I wasn't concerned about my feet stinking,
**[03:02] Kosame**
but now that you mention it,
it's making me worried...
**[03:06] Kosame**
The rescue boat I asked for looks
more like an amphibious assault ship.
**[03:09] Akemi**
He was just being so annoying with his *points*
**[03:12] Akemi**
that I went for the secret one that
elementary school kids are talking about...
**[03:14] Akemi**
I poked him in the diarrhea point.
**[03:17] Akemi**
You are... already dead.
**[03:19] Tatsu-ni**
Well, if he leaks, I'd say he'll die of
embarrassment. That's for sure.
**[03:26] Tatsu-ni**
What?!
**[03:27] Azuma**
Unfortunately for you, the point
she poked is called Hyakue,
**[03:30] Azuma**
which is effective against
headaches and hemorrhoids.
**[03:33] Tatsu-ni**
You've made him feel
healthier without realizing it!
**[03:36] Akemi**
I still have a ways to go to reach
the Hokuto Shinken I seek.
**[03:39] Akemi**
Shit... I can't even think of where
I should press to cause damage!
**[03:46] Kosame**
That's true. When you mention acupoints,
**[03:49] Kosame**
it seems any that you press
would be beneficial in some way.
**[03:53] Azuma**
Well...
**[03:56] Azuma**
You did poke it really hard,
so I did take some damage.
**[04:01] Akemi**
Oh... I'm sorry...
**[04:03] Azuma**
But when that happens,
you press this acupoint and...
**[04:07] Narrator**
*Hegu.*
***SIGN*** Hegu
**[04:09] Narrator**
* It is the point located between the base*
* of the thumb and index finger.*
**[04:12] Narrator**
* Pressing this pressure point seems*
* to be effective against headaches,*
**[04:15] Narrator**
* stiff shoulders, eye fatigue,*
* insomnia, drowsiness,*
**[04:17] Narrator**
* high blood pressure, internal organ*
* fatigue, hay fever, stress, etc.*
**[04:20] Narrator**
*An all-purpose acupoint.*
**[04:22] Tatsu-ni**
It's Shigeru Chiba. I'm so happy.
**[04:24] Kosame**
What are you talking about?
**[04:26] Akemi**
Hey, don't you think that acupoint
works a little *too* well?
**[04:29] Azuma**
But whenever I do research
on what acupoints work,
**[04:32] Azuma**
I could almost say it always
leads me to this Hegu point.
**[04:35] Akemi**
Should an amazing acupoint
like that really be in the hand?
**[04:41] Akemi**
Well, anyway, when in doubt
just press it, right?
**[04:45] Kosame**
It's almost like a reset button on a device.
Like the ones you need a toothpick to push.
**[04:59] Akemi**
My left hand gets tired from
pushing the right hand's acupoint.
**[05:02] Akemi**
Then my right hand gets tired
pushing the left hand's acupoint.
**[05:05] Akemi**
Then, my left hand gets tired again
and it's an endless cycle.
**[05:09] Kosame**
You're an endless idiot!
**[05:11] Kosame**
But do these acupoints really
work like they say they do?
**[05:16] Azuma**
Huh?
**[05:18] Kosame**
I understand and do believe
that the blood circulation
**[05:22] Kosame**
gets better the more you press on it.
**[05:25] Kosame**
But don't you think it's just a placebo effect
**[05:28] Kosame**
when they say pressing the hand and feet
directly affects your eyes or liver?
**[05:35] Azuma**
Now that you mention it,
Eastern medicine tends to work
**[05:39] Azuma**
in mysterious ways without
actually knowing *why* it works.
**[05:42] Azuma**
However, there are definitely acupoints
that do work on specific areas.
***SIGN*** Right on the spot!
**[05:48] Azuma**
It says so in the book!
***SIGN*** Book of Foot Acupoints
***SIGN*** Douglas Hamada
**[05:50] Kosame**
Are you that naive?!
**[05:51] Azuma**
On top of that, the author of
the book is Douglas Hamada!
**[05:55] Kosame**
Is he serious?!
**[05:57] Akemi**
Hey, all the books you've read on palm reading
and dating are by Douglas Hamada!
**[06:03] Kosame**
You definitely shouldn't be trusting
a book written by someone
**[06:06] Kosame**
whose field of expertise you don't know!
**[06:09] Kosame**
Isn't there a saying about
"seeing is believing?"
***SIGN*** If you do
palmistry,
you can touch
the girl's hand!
***SIGN*** Douglas Hamada
**[06:12] Kosame**
Don't just take the contents
of a book at face value!
**[06:16] Azuma**
Then...
**[06:18] Azuma**
Why don't we test out the foot
acupoints written in this book,
**[06:21] Azuma**
to see whether they work or not?
**[06:23] Akemi**
Why, you...!
**[06:24] Akemi**
You were setting us up for this?!
**[06:25] Azuma**
How about it?
**[06:27] Azuma**
You can find out whether the comedians
on TV actually feel the pain or not
**[06:30] Azuma**
when they do this.
**[06:32] Azuma**
That's right...
**[06:34] Azuma**
Seeing is believing, right?
**[06:37] Akemi**
* He's playing it off like*
* he meant to lead to this!*
**[06:42] Akemi**
Kosame-chan, it looks like
**[06:44] Akemi**
you're going to have to give in
and prepare yourself to give him a foot.
**[06:48] Kosame**
As much as I hate giving away one
Yukimi daifuku, I don't want to!
**[06:51] Akemi**
Then, how about a Pino?
**[06:53] Kosame**
If it's that, I'd give him one, but what
does that have to do with this?
**[06:58] Tatsu-ni**
Then, maybe I'll have him do mine.
**[07:01] Akemi**
Your feet seriously stink, Tatsu-ni,
so don't take off your shoes inside the bar.
**[07:05] Tatsu-ni**
My feet do not stink and I've never
taken them off, so how would you know?!
**[07:10] Akemi**
Just, please.
***SIGN*** Right on the spot!
***SIGN*** Book of Foot Acupoints
**[07:16] Kosame**
Why do I have to?!
**[07:19] Akemi**
It'll be all right.
**[07:21] Akemi**
He has no intention of doing
anything perverted anyway.
**[07:24] Akemi**
He just wants to know
if what's written is true or not.
**[07:28] Kosame**
That makes me worry even more,
with the mad scientist vibe going on.
**[07:34] Kosame**
Seriously, you're only good when it comes
to setting people up like this, aren't you...
**[07:42] Azuma**
All right... Here I go.
**[07:49] Kosame**
Ow!
**[07:51] Kosame**
Ow!
**[07:52] Kosame**
Ow!
***SIGN*** (Don't say mean things.)
**[08:26] Akemi**
Yamada...
**[08:28] Yamada**
Yes?
**[08:30] Akemi**
Let's party by talking shit about people!
**[08:32] Yamada**
You're off to an awful start.
**[08:34] Akemi**
But, I really think talking shit about people
**[08:37] Akemi**
is the best way to get
an exciting conversation going...
**[08:39] Yamada**
It sounds worse when you put it that way...
**[08:41] Akemi**
Aren't the times when
humans raged with dissatisfaction
**[08:44] Akemi**
and frustration the highlights
of human history?
**[08:47] Yamada**
They're also the parts of history
that should not be repeated.
**[08:51] Yamada**
Don't you have something more cheerful to say?
**[08:54] Akemi**
Where there is light, there is darkness.
**[08:57] Yamada**
Let there be light first!
**[08:59] Yamada**
But, Akemi-san, I didn't think you
would be the type to say bad...
**[09:03] Yamada**
or maybe not?
**[09:05] Yamada**
Nah, never mind.
**[09:06] Akemi**
I beg your pardon!
**[09:07] Akemi**
I say things that make fun of people,
but I rarely talk badly about people!
**[09:13] Yamada**
How is that any different?
**[09:15] Yamada**
But I guess, since you put it that way,
**[09:18] Yamada**
you must really be
holding something in, aren't you?
**[09:21] Akemi**
Yeah, I want you to hear me out.
**[09:24] Yamada**
Um, at a snack bar, I'm the one who should be
asking you to hear me out, you know.
**[09:29] Yamada**
Well, what is it that you want to get out?
**[09:34] Akemi**
I really think people who love
extremely spicy food are insane!
**[09:37] Yamada**
Oh, didn't expect it to be that vague.
**[09:40] Yamada**
Don't you normally get pumped up by
speaking badly about your boss or something?
**[09:45] Akemi**
My boss is watching right next to me!
**[09:48] Yamada**
Oh, right...
**[09:49] Basue**
To see with eyes unclouded...
**[09:52] Basue**
However, these eyes
are looking far in the distance.
**[10:00] Akemi**
How could he come to a snack bar
**[10:02] Akemi**
and give the impression of not
wanting to be bothered by anyone?
**[10:06] Yamada**
Yeah, he does have his headphones
and a newspaper after all.
**[10:09] Akemi**
So bothersome.
**[10:11] Yamada**
Isn't customer service about...
**[10:15] Akemi**
Kawa-chan, I would never want
to talk to you if it weren't for my job.
**[10:20] Akemi**
But what are you listening to?
**[10:24] Akemi**
Those are headphones, so stop trying to hand
me one side as if they were earphones!
**[10:31] Akemi**
English conversation?
**[10:32] Akemi**
Are you sure you're able to listen and
read a newspaper at the same time?
**[10:38] Akemi**
Actually, the newspaper is in English too.
**[10:41] Akemi**
Kawa-chan, are you fluent in English?
***SIGN*** Alphabet
Biscuits
**[10:45] Kawa**
B.
**[10:46] Akemi**
Ah, nope, he's probably
in the middle of studying English.
**[10:49] Akemi**
And a beginner at that.
**[10:51] Kawa**
A.
**[10:52] Akemi**
Is this where you're going to follow it
with K and A to mean idiot?
**[10:55] Yamada**
Um... Why did you decide to
study English all of a sudden?
**[11:00] Kawa**
Uh, I'm not really studying it or anything...
**[11:04] Akemi**
Then does that mean you already know it?
**[11:07] Kawa**
No, but...
**[11:09] Yamada**
I have no idea where he's going with this.
**[11:12] Kawa**
The thing is...
**[11:14] Kawa**
I just wanted people to think I know
English and seem smart, is all!
**[11:20] Yamada**
Oh...
**[11:22] Akemi**
You're a fool.
**[11:24] Akemi**
You see, Kawa-chan, to think
knowing English equals being smart
**[11:29] Akemi**
is already something a dumbass would think.
**[11:31] Kawa**
But, you gotta be smart to know English, right?
**[11:33] Kawa**
English is cool, isn't it?
**[11:35] Yamada**
Well...
**[11:36] Akemi**
Sex!
**[11:37] Yamada**
That's horrible!
**[11:39] Kawa**
Shit! It's the perfect objection!
**[11:41] Akemi**
If you actually spoke English,
I'd think you were intelligent.
**[11:45] Akemi**
But, the fact that you think being able to
speak it is intelligent makes you sound dumb.
**[11:50] Kawa**
Yeah, come to think of it...
**[11:51] Akemi**
That said... Am I a dumbass?
**[11:54] Kawa**
The world is full of sad truths.
**[11:58] Kawa**
Then what actually makes you sound intelligent?
**[12:02] Kawa**
Out of all the people you've met, Akemi-chan,
**[12:04] Kawa**
what type of person
would you consider intelligent?
**[12:08] Akemi**
An intelligent person...
**[12:11] Akemi**
It might just be because of
where I work, but I haven't met one yet.
**[12:15] Kawa**
She thinks everyone she meets is an idiot!
**[12:18] Yamada**
Isn't that talking badly about others?!
**[12:20] Basue**
In front of them, nonetheless!
***SIGN*** Snack Basue
**[12:25] Morita**
Snack Basue.
***SIGN*** (To my dearest love)
**[12:36] Morita**
Akemi-chan... why...
**[12:38] Akemi**
"Why can't I be popular
with the ladies," right?
**[12:42] Morita**
You read my mind...
**[12:44] Morita**
No, our hearts connected, didn't they?!
**[12:47] Akemi**
What?
**[12:48] Morita**
This is it!
**[12:50] Akemi**
What do you mean, this is it?!
**[12:52] Akemi**
Recently, that's all you've been saying!
**[12:55] Morita**
Seriously, please don't say that...
**[12:56] Morita**
Can you just please ride the wave
with me or ride me and resolve it?
**[13:02] Akemi**
I'll ride the wave, but can I just
copy and paste myself here?
**[13:06] Morita**
Is there no love in this world?!
**[13:09] Akemi**
You come here quite often,
but are you *that* bored?
**[13:13] Akemi**
Well, I am grateful, since I get to
slack off during Morita episodes.
**[13:16] Morita**
That was wrong in so many ways!
**[13:19] Morita**
Also, your lip flaps aren't
matching anymore either!
***SIGN*** Action
***SIGN*** Current Frame
***SIGN*** Script
**[13:25] Morita**
Geez...
**[13:29] Akemi**
Oh, I know what it is.
It is that time of the year, after all.
**[13:32] Morita**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[13:38] Akemi**
You want it, don't you?
**[13:39] Akemi**
A Valentine's Day chocolate.
**[13:42] Morita**
Akemi-chan, thank you!
**[13:44] Akemi**
But before that...
**[13:48] Akemi**
You still haven't given me mine
from last year, have you?
**[13:52] Morita**
What?
**[13:55] Morita**
U-Um... I didn't?
**[13:59] Akemi**
You bet!
**[14:02] Akemi**
And it's not just you either, Morita!
**[14:06] Akemi**
Our customers just take what they can get
and never give me anything for White Day...
**[14:12] Akemi**
I don't care what it is,
I wish they'd give me something.
**[14:15] Morita**
All right then.
**[14:18] Akemi**
Gross.
**[14:19] Morita**
Why is that?! Akemi-chan, you love money!
**[14:23] Akemi**
You understand me very well, but from
a girl's standpoint you don't get us at all!
**[14:29] Morita**
Wha...
**[14:30] Akemi**
If you give me money for giving you chocolate,
**[14:33] Akemi**
I'm no different than a retail store!
**[14:36] Akemi**
All I want is something with a little class
**[14:39] Basue**
and for it to remind me
how loved I am by everyone.
**[14:43] Basue**
Akemi-chan.
**[14:44] Akemi**
What is it, Mama?
**[14:46] Basue**
That's backwards.
**[14:48] Akemi**
Backwards?
**[14:49] Basue**
Snack bar Valentine's is a day when we give
thanks to everyone for always loving us.
**[14:57] Basue**
You're giving a heartfelt thanks that says
"Thank you for always coming."
**[15:03] Basue**
You shouldn't seek anything in return.
**[15:06] Akemi**
Mama...
**[15:07] Basue**
So with that, Morita-chan.
**[15:10] Basue**
This is a thank you from yours truly.
**[15:13] Morita**
Mama...
**[15:14] Basue**
You don't have to hold back.
**[15:18] Morita**
But, I want a chocolate from Akemi-chan!
**[15:22] Basue**
You stepped all over my feelings.
**[15:27] Akemi**
Morita... That was pretty shallow.
**[15:30] Morita**
I'm very sorry, Mama.
**[15:32] Basue**
It's all right.
**[15:33] Akemi**
But that honestly made me feel really good,
seeing you beg for my chocolate!
**[15:40] Akemi**
A lot!
**[15:41] Basue**
And you're a lot worse, Akemi-chan.
**[15:44] Basue**
But Morita-chan,
**[15:46] Basue**
why are you so obsessed with this chocolate,
knowing it's just chocolate from a store?
**[15:52] Morita**
You're right... If it stays that way,
it's just an obligatory chocolate.
**[15:58] Morita**
But!
**[15:59] Morita**
If I take it home
and melt it into another shape,
**[16:02] Morita**
it'll be like a homemade one, so no worries!
**[16:06] Basue**
That's creepy!
**[16:07] Morita**
Of course, I'm going to post it
on the internet before I eat it
***SIGN*** Morimori
***SIGN*** I got chocolate from Akemi-chan!
**[16:10] Morita**
so I can show it off to all my rivals!
**[16:12] Basue**
Just speechless!
**[16:14] Basue**
I was reminded once again...
**[16:17] Basue**
He's not like those introverts
who aren't popular,
**[16:21] Basue**
he has the bad traits of
an assertive person who isn't popular.
**[16:26] Akemi**
How far are the Japanese laws
willing to protect me?
**[16:30] Morita**
Aren't you guys
complimenting me a little too much?
**[16:33] Akemi**
Actually, aren't you really in love with me?
**[16:36] Morita**
That's right.
**[16:38] Akemi**
Then shouldn't you be giving me something
for White Day to make yourself look better?
**[16:44] Basue**
Akemi-chan! Don't say anything that
may provoke a future criminal!
**[16:51] Morita**
Um... No... It's not that I forgot about it...
**[16:57] Akemi**
Then why?
**[16:59] Morita**
I was just... I was just... scared.
**[17:04] Akemi**
Scared?
**[17:06] Morita**
Yeah...
**[17:07] Morita**
I didn't want you to laugh at me
for giving you something weird.
**[17:14] Akemi**
Morita...
**[17:16] Basue**
There is a sense of authenticity, when you
can see a glimpse of common sense
**[17:19] Basue**
amidst the eccentric acts.
**[17:23] Akemi**
You idiot. I'm not going to laugh
at anything you give me.
**[17:29] Morita**
Akemi-chan.
**[17:32] Akemi**
That's because... this is...
**[17:36] Akemi**
All part of the job!
**[17:38] Basue**
Oh, she said it!
**[17:41] Akemi**
No, seriously, this is just a hostess
and customer relationship, so...
**[17:47] Basue**
It's important to remember our boundaries.
**[17:50] Morita**
You're right...
**[17:51] Akemi**
Yep.
**[17:54] Morita**
So skipping all the small details,
what do I need to do to get you to jerk me off?
**[17:59] Basue**
This guy... I don't know how far he'd go.
**[18:02] Akemi**
Um... You see, this isn't good
because you're skipping
**[18:07] Akemi**
all the small details such as giving me
something for White Day.
**[18:10] Akemi**
And I am *not* going to
jerk you off in any case, okay?!
**[18:12] Morita**
Yeah?
**[18:13] Akemi**
Yep.
**[18:15] Akemi**
Besides, I'm not expecting
an expensive brand item or anything.
**[18:19] Akemi**
It could be a small snack that you
thought looked good or something.
**[18:25] Morita**
Food... I guess I'll have to go with...
**[18:29] Akemi**
Actually, scratch that.
**[18:30] Morita**
Why?! You're the one who suggested it!
**[18:33] Akemi**
Your face just screamed
"I'm going to put something in the food..."
**[18:38] Akemi**
So nothing edible, okay?
**[18:41] Morita**
Then what else is there?
**[18:43] Akemi**
How about... bath bombs?
**[18:47] Akemi**
There are really cute shaped ones, like
rose-shaped ones, which I think are affordable.
**[18:50] Morita**
Bath bombs...
**[18:52] Akemi**
Yep, scratch that one too.
**[18:53] Morita**
Why?! What can I do with a bath bomb?!
**[18:57] Akemi**
I just assumed the worst.
**[19:01] Akemi**
Your feelings are all I need!
**[19:04] Akemi**
I'll even give you a chocolate this year too,
so let's just leave it at that, okay?
**[19:09] Morita**
* The way she's handing it to me*
* is like she's giving me the real deal.*
**[19:12] Morita**
But you know...
**[19:14] Morita**
I really want to properly give you
something so I can get jerked off...
**[19:18] Akemi**
I already said that's not going to happen!
**[19:21] Morita**
Then accept the gift I was
going to give you last year...
**[19:26] Akemi**
Huh? Uh... What is it?
**[19:30] Morita**
It's...
**[19:32] Morita**
a love song I composed.
**[20:05] Basue**
Happy White Day!
**[20:09] Basue**
Happy Valentine's Day!
**[20:17] Morita**
This chocolate is really good!
**[20:19] Akemi**
That's because it's my favorite one.
**[20:22] Morita**
Oh man, I really wanted to
take my time eating it at home.
**[20:25] Akemi**
Who knows what you'll do to it
if you bring it home...
**[20:31] Morita**
What am I to this chocolate,
a criminal or something?
**[20:34] Basue**
Even so, Morita-chan, you really have
many hobbies, writing songs and all.
**[20:42] Morita**
Yeah, but it's not making me popular.
**[20:45] Basue**
Um, what does that have to do with it?
**[20:49] Morita**
I thought I'd be more popular
if I was into music, so I studied it.
**[20:54] Morita**
But it turns out it's only popular
with extroverted people.
**[20:58] Akemi**
I can see that being the case.
**[21:00] Morita**
Those people don't need music to be popular!
**[21:03] Akemi**
I can see that being the case.
**[21:05] Basue**
But, Morita-chan, you're amazing
for actually composing a song.
**[21:10] Morita**
Y-Yeah, you think?
**[21:12] Basue**
I'd like to listen to it a little.
**[21:16] Akemi**
Well, I am a little curious too,
for the scare factor.
**[21:20] Morita**
R-Really?
**[21:22] Akemi**
Really, really.
**[21:27] Akemi**
What's wrong?
**[21:29] Morita**
You're not gonna laugh at it?
**[21:31] Akemi**
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.
**[21:33] Morita**
But...
**[21:36] Akemi**
You're taking forever. Never mind.
**[21:39] Morita**
Well, well, well, well, since
you're asking me so much.
**[21:43] Akemi**
Which is it?
**[21:44] Basue**
It's very much like you
to banter like this, Morita-chan.
**[21:47] Morita**
Please listen to this as if we met during
our middle school years, Akemi-chan.
**[21:53] Akemi**
Could you please refrain from
talking about the worst situation imaginable?
**[21:57] Morita**
Okay, here we go...
**[22:01] Morita**
*Twinkle twinkle shooting star*
**[22:05] Morita**
* Please tell me the truth! Right now!
I really don't know anymore!*
**[22:14] Morita**
* One day, a girl suddenly came to my class.*
**[22:21] Morita**
* Just one look at her and my heart pounded.*
**[22:27] Morita**
* I've never felt this way before.
Something is wrong.*
**[22:34] Morita**
* You're probably an alien,
who came to take over the world!*
**[22:46] Morita**
* I wonder why?*
**[22:51] Morita**
* When I think of you,
I feel a tightness in my chest.*
**[23:00] Morita**
*If this keeps up, I'm bound to be brainwashed.*
**[23:08] Morita**
* It's a little wondrous.*
**[23:10] Morita**
* That's right, that girl's an alien.*
**[23:14] Morita**
* We're going to be taken over.*
**[23:18] Morita**
* Someone please help me!*
**[23:24] Morita**
H-How was it?
**[23:29] Akemi**
It was better than I expected.
**[23:33] Morita**
Honestly... It's embarrassing...
**[23:35] Akemi**
But...
**[23:39] Akemi**
Your lyrics give away
just how much of a virgin you are.
**[23:42] Morita**
What is that supposed to mean?!
**[23:45] Basue**
Morita-chan seems really happy.
**[23:50] Basue**
Such a virgin.