# E2 - Come Rain or Come Shine / Sweet Baby / Still Waiting
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV30QP/come-rain-or-come-shine--sweet-baby--still-waiting)
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***SIGN*** Snack
Basue
**[00:04] Robber**
Hey! Didn't you hear me?! Huh?!
**[00:07] Robber**
You think this is a joke?!
**[00:10] Robber**
Just hand over the cash!
**[00:13] Basue**
Oh, I'm sorry. We don't do
salary advances here.
**[00:20] Akemi**
Yeah. Besides, we haven't even decided
whether we're hiring you yet.
**[00:24] Robber**
Wha?!
**[00:29] Kosame**
*I... I came...*
**[00:32] Kosame**
* I came here to interview*
* for a part-time job, and...*
**[00:36] Sign**
Kosame Amano
**[00:36] Kosame**
*I got caught up in this mess.*
**[00:40] Akemi**
Do you have any special skills
you take pride in?
**[00:43] Robber**
If I did, I wouldn't be doing this!
**[00:47] Robber**
You can't tell just by looking at me?!
**[00:50] Robber**
I hate to say it, but I do look
the part, don't you think?!
**[00:54] Basue**
You say you look the part, but...
**[00:57] Akemi**
You're wearing a mask,
so we can't even see your face.
**[01:00] Robber**
Are we even talking about the same thing!?
**[01:03] Robber**
Hey!
**[01:04] Robber**
You could usually tell, couldn't you?
**[01:05] Kosame**
Yes.
**[01:07] Robber**
It's embarrassing.
Please don't make me say it!
**[01:10] Basue**
Okay, how about we have you
come in twice a week to start?
**[01:15] Basue**
How's that sound?
**[01:16] Robber**
The neighborhood crime watch
would have a fit!
**[01:19] Kosame**
Uh, um... Besides, this person is a man.
**[01:24] Kosame**
Are you hiring men too?
**[01:27] Robber**
Nice question!
**[01:29] Akemi**
You know, I was just discussing
whether we should or not with Mama.
**[01:34] Akemi**
Lately, it's been getting pretty dangerous
around here, you know?
**[01:36] Kosame**
If you're aware of that,
why don't you see what's happening?!
**[01:39] Robber**
That's me! I am the danger!
**[01:43] Robber**
And even if I were here for an interview,
you need to immediately reject people like me!
**[01:51] Akemi**
Oh.
**[01:52] Robber**
Don't point!
**[01:53] Basue**
Calm down, Akemi-chan.
**[01:56] Basue**
It's my duty to protect
the girls who work here.
**[02:02] Basue**
There... Make sure you're done by the time
I finish counting the stains on the ceiling.
**[02:06] Robber**
Please, I'm begging you.
Just give me the money!
**[02:10] Robber**
I'm a robber who's just here for the money!
**[02:13] Robber**
I only want the money!
Give it to me and I won't hurt anyone!
**[02:17] Basue**
You only want the money...
**[02:19] Robber**
Yes! I only want the money!
**[02:22] Basue**
But would you be willing
to take... *more*?
**[02:26] Robber**
* Is she getting ready to strike*
* and defend at the same time?!*
**[02:37] [SONG] Sign**
Snack Basue
**[02:42] [SONG] Sign**
Snack Basue
***SIGN*** (Kosame-chan Clocks In)
**[04:01] Robber**
Hey, there is seriously something
wrong with these people!
**[04:04] Robber**
If you want to work at a snack bar,
you should look for another place.
**[04:11] Robber**
A good snack bar has more kindness and...
how should I put it?
**[04:17] Robber**
It should have the vibe
that it's a nursery school for old men.
**[04:20] Kosame**
That is some twisted example.
**[04:23] Kosame**
Um...
**[04:26] Kosame**
If you're that into snack bars,
**[04:28] Kosame**
why did you want to go and rob one?
**[04:32] Akemi**
Oh, Stockholm syndrome.
**[04:34] Basue**
Ah, the phenomenon where one becomes
empathetic towards the criminal.
**[04:38] Robber**
Yeah, you're right...
I'm not even sure what I'm thinking...
**[04:45] Robber**
No... or maybe I wanted to be
scolded by the snack bar's Mama.
**[04:54] Robber**
You see, men need to be scolded
in order to understand.
**[04:58] Robber**
Unless we're shown sympathy,
we can't get back on our feet.
**[05:01] Robber**
Only with both can we truly become grown men.
**[05:10] Robber**
Heh, what the heck am I doing, preaching
when I'm not even a customer here?
**[05:16] Basue**
Oh, but you are.
**[05:19] Robber**
Huh?
**[05:21] Akemi**
You didn't notice...
**[05:23] Akemi**
that you went from being
a "robber" to a "customer?"
**[05:25] Akemi**
Thanks to Mama's customer service skills?
**[05:30] Robber**
When did I get this shochu mixed with water?!
**[05:34] Kosame**
Oh, me too?!
**[05:38] Robber**
* All of that nonsense up until now*
* was all part of her plan?*
**[05:44] Robber**
* I see... so these are the true*
* customer service skills*
**[05:50] Robber**
*of a snack bar Mama!*
***SIGN*** Do Do Do Do
**[05:52] Kosame**
* I swear she's using a different kind*
* of supernatural power!*
***SIGN*** Do Do Do
**[06:02] Basue**
Oh?
**[06:04] Basue**
So you can see *this* as well?
**[06:07] Kosame**
* It was the kind of thing*
* I shouldn't have looked at!*
**[06:12] Robber**
Mama, you'd even treat a guy
like me as a customer, huh?
**[06:23] Akemi**
You want some katsudon, hm?
**[06:24] Kosame**
Though, this one is treating you
like a criminal!
**[06:30] Basue**
You're still young.
**[06:33] Basue**
You still have a chance to start over in life.
**[06:37] Basue**
So take off that silly mask and... and...
**[06:43] Robber**
Mama...
**[06:44] Kosame**
He looks more over the hill than I expected!
**[06:47] Akemi**
No, every customer looks young to Mama...
**[06:53] Akemi**
Yep... it's common in snack bars.
**[06:55] Basue**
Uhm... If you start now,
you might still have a small...
**[06:58] Basue**
a small, last chance!
**[07:01] Kosame**
Oh, that was a hard call, even for Mama!
**[07:06] Robber**
You're right... I was stupid.
**[07:10] Robber**
I just messed up once, after all.
**[07:14] Robber**
Even though in Japanese society
that could mean the end...
**[07:19] Robber**
Mama, I'm going to give it a try!
**[07:25] Robber**
The fun conversations
and the harsh scolding...
**[07:29] Robber**
Thank you for giving me
the best snack bar experience.
**[07:32] Robber**
I'd like to come back again someday.
***SIGN*** Snack Basue
**[07:39] Police**
5:21p.m., criminal was arrested
on suspicion of robbery.
**[07:43] Police**
You have the right to remain silent.
**[07:45] Police**
Anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law.
**[07:49] Police**
You have the right to an attorney.
**[07:52] Police**
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will...
**[07:55] Robber**
Can't I get a little empathy?
***SIGN*** (If it's sweet love, then...)
**[08:05] Yamada**
Akemi-san.
**[08:06] Akemi**
Hm?
**[08:08] Yamada**
What do you think of a man
who eats crepes by himself?
**[08:12] Akemi**
What?!
**[08:13] Akemi**
A man...
**[08:15] Akemi**
by himself...
**[08:18] Akemi**
eating a crepe?!
**[08:19] Yamada**
What's with that reaction?
**[08:21] Akemi**
Um... Crepe... Crepe...
**[08:25] Akemi**
C... Rape? Is the answer "sex offender"?
**[08:29] Yamada**
Unfortunately, that wasn't a riddle.
**[08:31] Akemi**
Bummer. Then I don't think anything of it.
**[08:35] Yamada**
Just as I thought...
**[08:37] Yamada**
You see, I had this huge
craving for one today, but...
**[08:41] Yamada**
I was too embarrassed to stand in line.
**[08:44] Yamada**
I know no one cares,
but I ended up not getting one.
**[08:49] Basue**
My, that's tough.
**[08:51] Basue**
There are a lot of men who are
bothered by that, aren't there?
**[08:56] Yamada**
I understand, but...
**[08:59] Akemi**
Well, I think you should just go and eat it...
**[09:18] Akemi**
*You* should learn to be ashamed.
***SIGN*** Snack Basue
**[09:22] Basue**
Snack Basue.
***SIGN*** (I dream of you)
**[09:32] Morita**
Hurry it up!
**[09:33] Morita**
Give me one more!
**[09:34] Akemi**
Hey, Morita, you're drinking too much.
**[09:37] Akemi**
You should stop there.
**[09:42] Akemi**
It's not good to drink your
sorrows away. What happened?
**[09:47] Morita**
Why... why...
**[09:51] Akemi**
Why?
**[09:53] Morita**
Why can't I be popular with the ladies?!
**[09:58] Akemi**
I'll make it extra strong for you.
**[10:00] Morita**
Don't run away and face me!
**[10:02] Morita**
Women of the night!
**[10:04] Morita**
You know you're never going to meet
Prince Charming riding a white horse,
**[10:07] Morita**
so let me ride you, instead!
**[10:09] Basue**
Oh, if only you were born
a worm and not a human.
**[10:17] Akemi**
A prince riding on a white horse, huh...
**[10:21] Akemi**
You know, not everyone dreams of that.
**[10:31] Morita**
Is something wrong with the entrance?
**[10:36] Akemi**
No... but they say when you have
conversations like these, they come.
**[10:40] Morita**
No. That's ghosts that come when
you talk about them.
**[10:51] Morita**
Fine, why don't we
talk about sluts instead?
**[10:53] Akemi**
I think we should talk about the police.
**[10:56] Basue**
Besides, a prince on
a white horse is so outdated.
**[11:01] Akemi**
Yeah, that's true.
**[11:03] Basue**
These days, wouldn't it be a billionaire
in a luxury car?
**[11:08] Akemi**
No. If he's a prince, wouldn't it be
more like the son of a billionaire?
**[11:13] Akemi**
A son who's riding in a luxury car that
his wealthy parents bought him.
***SIGN*** My dad is really important!
***SIGN*** The lazy bad boy you often see on the internet.
***SIGN*** BonBonTV
***SIGN*** BonBonTV
**[11:18] Basue**
BonBonTV!
**[11:21] Morita**
But you'd still be happy if someone
like that came to pick you up, right?
**[11:28] Akemi**
I'd think he was a big scammer.
**[11:30] Morita**
Oh, right on.
**[11:32] Morita**
I never would have expected
that answer from a woman
**[11:35] Morita**
carrying a huge debt from her ex-boyfriend.
**[11:37] Akemi**
Barley gets stronger the more you step on it.
**[11:40] Akemi**
Besides, even if the economy's bad,
life in Japan's still way better than it used to be.
**[11:45] Akemi**
Luxury cars and wealthy families...
Nobody these days cares about that stuff.
**[11:49] Morita**
Then what do you think the current
version of a prince on a white horse is?
**[11:56] Akemi**
Hm...
**[11:58] Akemi**
Well, first, I wouldn't want anyone riding
on something grand like a white horse.
**[12:03] Akemi**
I'd even go as far as to say that men
who are into cars are obnoxious.
**[12:06] Akemi**
So I'd prefer someone who drives a regular car.
**[12:08] Morita**
But women who say that tend to hate Kei cars.
**[12:12] Akemi**
As for my prince's job, I'd say
he'd need to make just enough
**[12:15] Akemi**
so that I could one-up all the other married
woman in my neighborhood.
***SIGN*** My husband's
monthly income
***SIGN*** is 530,000
yen.
**[12:19] Akemi**
My husband's monthly income is 530,000 yen.
**[12:22] Morita**
Wow, that would make you an absolute bitch!
**[12:25] Morita**
You know, Akemi-chan.
That's not what I'm talking about!
**[12:29] Morita**
I'm saying, when you're talking
about a prince on a white horse,
**[12:30] Morita**
it should have more romance, you know?
**[12:33] Akemi**
Huh? We're talking about wanting to be
pampered by a convenient, handsome man, right?
**[12:36] Morita**
Greedy!
**[12:38] Morita**
Aw man, then seriously,
**[12:40] Morita**
I'd rather have a girl who's really
waiting for her true prince to come.
**[12:43] Morita**
She'd at least have a cute side to her.
**[12:46] Akemi**
There you go again.
**[12:48] Akemi**
Morita, you have this weird idea that
**[12:51] Akemi**
all women are waiting for
a prince to take them away.
**[12:55] Akemi**
When, in fact, you're just wanting
these girls to be dreamers.
**[12:59] Akemi**
You're only projecting.
**[13:03] Akemi**
Don't you have it in you to make an effort
to be that prince on a white horse,
**[13:08] Akemi**
instead of complaining about it?!
**[13:10] Akemi**
Don't you have that desire?!
**[13:15] Morita**
It's not that... I don't.
**[13:18] Morita**
It's not that I don't.
**[13:23] Morita**
When my school...
**[13:24] Akemi**
When your school...?
**[13:26] Morita**
When my school is being
taken over by terrorists,
**[13:29] Morita**
and there's this girl I like
in my class being taken hostage...
**[13:32] Morita**
Somehow a bunch of stuff happens,
and I save her!
**[13:35] Morita**
I used to have fantasies about that!
**[13:38] Akemi**
The heck is he talking about?
**[13:43] Morita**
There are three terrorists.
**[13:45] Morita**
They're armed with guns,
but obviously, their odds aren't so great
**[13:50] Morita**
once they think of challenging me.
**[13:52] Morita**
At first, I calmly watch it play out, but...
**[13:57] School Morita**
* Look at those amateurs,*
* leaving themselves wide open.*
**[14:00] Morita**
And after I thought that,
it all went down fast.
**[14:09] Morita**
Instant death.
**[14:21] Terrorist**
He disa—?!
**[14:29] Classmate 1**
Wow.
**[14:30] Classmate 2**
What Morita did...
**[14:31] Classmate 3**
For real?
**[14:32] Classmate 4**
Man, he's good.
**[14:34] Girl he likes**
*Morita-kun... Just who are you?*
**[14:40] Morita**
And that's how I save the girl.
**[14:42] Akemi**
Morita... just how much of a virgin are you?
**[14:46] Basue**
Morita-chan, there's just no way
you'd be able to dodge bullets.
**[14:50] Basue**
Can we come up with a new story where you use
wit and ingenuity to save the day?
**[14:55] Morita**
What are you talking about?
**[14:57] Morita**
I could totally dodge them!
**[14:58] Morita**
That's because I was usually one of the last
ones standing when we played dodgeball!
**[15:04] Morita**
Everyone was so afraid of how agile I was
that they didn't dare to throw the ball.
**[15:10] Morita**
Besides, if you pay attention to which way
the muzzle is facing and their killer instinct,
**[15:14] Morita**
you're not gonna get hit by a bullet.
**[15:17] Morita**
It's easy peasy, lemon squeezy, as they say!
Piece of cake!
**[15:35] Akemi**
...is what happened yesterday.
**[15:37] Tatsu**
It's hard to follow when you
lay a story on me like that.
**[15:41] Tatsu**
I just sat down and haven't
even gotten a drink yet.
**[15:44] Tatsu**
Just give me a rough summary of it, will ya?
**[15:47] Akemi**
A girl who lived a peaceful
life meets a young man.
**[15:52] Akemi**
She learns the existence
of doors that can bring disaster
**[15:54] Akemi**
and sets out on a journey to close said doors.
**[15:55] Tatsu**
That's a summary of another anime!
**[15:57] Girl and boy**
Please, I ask of you!
**[15:58] Akemi**
And so, I had a conversation with Morita
about princes on white horses yesterday.
**[16:05] Tatsu**
And why is that?
**[16:07] Akemi**
It seems boys like to think that girls want
to be picked up by a prince on a white horse.
**[16:14] Akemi**
But I was wondering, what about boys?
**[16:16] Akemi**
That's what I wanted to ask you, Tatsu-ni.
**[16:19] Tatsu**
Oh, I see.
**[16:21] Tatsu**
And what did Morita-chan have to say about that?
**[16:25] Akemi**
The dumbest shit you've ever heard.
**[16:26] Tatsu**
I can guess!
**[16:30] Tatsu**
Hm... A prince on a white horse, huh...
**[16:37] Tatsu**
Yeah, I can relate.
**[16:39] Akemi**
What?
**[16:40] Tatsu**
I want a prince on a white horse...
**[16:44] Tatsu**
to come and get me too!
**[16:49] Akemi**
Oh, I'm sorry. I asked it in a bad way.
**[16:53] Akemi**
Um, that's not it. If a girl
is waiting for a prince, right?
**[16:59] Akemi**
Would you want to be that prince
and go and get the girl, is what I was asking.
**[17:06] Tatsu**
No, I'd rather he come...
**[17:11] Tatsu**
and get me!
**[17:13] Akemi**
Huh?
**[17:14] Basue**
It's simple, Akemi-chan.
**[17:17] Basue**
After all that, it just means girls
and boys desire the same things.
**[17:21] Basue**
They just want to believe in an easy fantasy.
**[17:25] Akemi**
Ah, I see... Like stories where
a pretty girl suddenly falls from the sky?
**[17:31] Tatsu**
You're so off.
**[17:33] Tatsu**
A story about a prince coming for you
**[17:35] Tatsu**
and a girl falling from the sky
are completely different.
**[17:40] Akemi**
So what kind of story do you like?
**[17:43] Tatsu**
I want a...
**[17:46] Tatsu**
prince to come and get me!
**[17:48] Akemi**
Is this conversation a dud too?
**[17:51] Basue**
Tatsu-ni, I didn't know you swung that way.
**[17:55] Tatsu**
Quickly assuming that it's related
to sex is what ignorant hussies say.
**[18:00] Tatsu**
I don't know if you'd understand.
**[18:02] Tatsu**
It's just like how girls adore
their favorite female idols.
**[18:06] Tatsu**
Boys adore their favorite male idols, too.
**[18:10] Basue**
Oh, is it like the "I really want to become
close with my favorite idol" sort of thing?
**[18:16] Akemi**
But princes usually prioritize girls
over old men, so just let it go, okay.
**[18:22] Tatsu**
Everyone has the right to adore someone!
**[18:25] Tatsu**
Besides, when a prince comes to get me,
**[18:31] Tatsu**
I am the princess!
**[18:36] Akemi**
Is a story about a cursed princess being turned
into an old man being written right now?
**[18:42] Basue**
Are you sure it isn't an old man
being cursed into thinking he's a princess?
**[18:46] Akemi**
Gross.
**[18:48] Tatsu**
Am I Medusa or something?
**[18:50] Tatsu**
Come on, you two.
**[18:53] Tatsu**
Princesses are not
exclusive to girls, you know!
**[18:57] Akemi**
I feel like I just added fuel to the fire.
**[19:01] Tatsu**
If you're going to judge
an old man for adoring princesses,
**[19:05] Tatsu**
it's the same as if you were to judge a boy
for choosing a girl character in a game
**[19:07] Tatsu**
and call him a pervert for doing so.
**[19:09] Tatsu**
That's how low you're going.
**[19:10] Child**
Pervert! Pervert!
**[19:12] Tatsu**
You shouldn't try to understand
something by forcing it to fit your values.
**[19:19] Morita**
But I've always chosen girl characters
so I could put them in their pervy costumes.
**[19:24] Tatsu**
Morita-chan.
**[19:27] Morita**
Akemi-chan, I've been thinking
about it since yesterday.
**[19:32] Morita**
I'm here to be that prince,
and I've come to get you.
**[19:36] Akemi**
That's what I've been waiting for!
**[19:36] [SONG] Sign**
Ideal Development
**[19:37] Basue**
Ideal Development!
**[19:39] Morita**
Really?!
**[19:41] Morita**
So, Akemi-chan, you were the kind
of princess to wait for a prince, after all.
**[19:46] Akemi**
Nope, the princess is over here.
**[19:48] Morita**
Huh?
**[19:49] Morita**
Tatsu-ni?
**[19:52] Akemi**
Tatsu-ni is a cursed princess
who got turned into an old man!
**[19:56] Morita**
The heck are you talking about?
**[19:58] Akemi**
In order to break the spell,
he needs a kiss from the prince.
**[20:02] Morita**
The heck are you talking about?
**[20:03] Akemi**
All right, Morita! Give Tatsu-ni
that kiss and break the curse!
**[20:09] Basue**
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
**[20:14] Akemi**
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
**[20:24] Tatsu**
*Kill me.*
**[20:25] Morita**
Are you a princess knight or something?
**[20:36] Morita**
Yeah, kisses are meant to be saved
for someone special.
**[20:42] Akemi**
Are we still talking about that?
**[20:46] Tatsu**
I can understand that.
**[20:48] Akemi**
Your maiden act is still
going on, too, Tatsu-ni?
**[20:52] Tatsu**
Well, don't people say kisses are different?
**[20:59] Akemi**
Hey, Tatsu-ni,
**[21:01] Akemi**
I know you're preaching about how it's okay
to give your body, but not the kiss.
**[21:05] Akemi**
But you're already making a worthless
statement by saying your body is okay.
**[21:09] Tatsu**
Yeah, come to think of it!
**[21:12] Akemi**
Come on, sing a song, and let's switch gears.
**[21:17] Tatsu**
You're right...
**[21:21] Tatsu**
But what should I sing?
**[21:24] Akemi**
Ah, you're that type who can't
come up with what to sing, huh.
**[21:28] Akemi**
Hmm. Then, how about
you sing Chiharu Matsuyama?
**[21:32] Tatsu**
Oh, yeah. He's from Hokkaido.
**[21:36] [SONG] Sign**
Reserved
***SIGN*** Long Night
**[21:36] Akemi**
I like this song. You understand me, Tatsu-ni.
**[21:41] Tatsu**
Right?
**[21:50] Tatsu**
I'm going to hold my mic up high too.
**[21:52] Morita**
Oh, just like Chiharu Matsuyama.
**[21:56] Tatsu**
*I sway to love as*
**[22:04] Tatsu**
*our hearts become one.*
**[22:11] Tatsu**
*I only chase after you.*
**[22:25] Tatsu**
*Come here. Close by my side.*
**[22:40] Tatsu**
*I'll give you a burning, passionate kiss.*
**[22:55] Tatsu**
*I want to spend the long night away.*
**[23:09] Tatsu**
*I vow to only love you.*
**[23:28] Tatsu**
*Embraced in each other's arms,*
**[23:35] Tatsu**
*the two of us are left flustered.*
**[23:43] Tatsu**
A burning, passionate kiss, huh... Sounds nice.
**[23:47] Akemi**
You're still planning on dragging it out?
**[23:49] ---**