E13 - Risen' To the Top / Just One Look

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[00:04] Kazama
    Recently,
[00:07] Kazama
    I've been working out.
[00:11] Kazama
    You wanna feel it?
[00:13] Akemi
    Oh, I really can't handle bugs, so...
[00:17] Kazama
    I am a mammal, you know?
[00:19] Azuma
    What if you use a tissue?
[00:23] Akemi
    I'd have to use at least three tissues.
[00:26] Kazama
    If I didn't work out, I'd be crying...
[00:29] Kazama
    Hm?!
[00:31] Kazama
    Hey, you're... pretty buff too?
[00:36] Azuma
    Can you tell?
SIGN    Douglas Hamada Method
SIGN    New Body
    
    
     Modification Method
[00:38] Azuma
    It's the Douglas Hamada Method,
    New Body Modification Technique.
SIGN    Douglas Hamada Method
[00:42] Akemi
    New?
[00:43] Kazama
    Huh? Can I feel them?
[00:48] Azuma
    As you wish.
[00:50] Kazama
    A-All right then.
[00:54] Kazama
    Oh ho! That's good!
[00:58] Azuma
    Ah, you're pretty big too?
[01:02] Azuma
    Amazing... It's big and... hard.
[01:02] Kazama
    Oh, man. Can't get enough.
[01:07] Akemi
    That's sick!
[01:08] Kazama
    Huh?
[01:10] Kazama
    In a good way?
[01:12] Kazama
    In a gross way!
[01:22] [SONG] Sign
    Snack       Basue
[01:27] [SONG] Sign
    Snack       Basue
SIGN    (If you're a man, you desire)
[02:47] Akemi
    No, seriously, it's gross.
[02:51] Kazama
    But don't you girls do this sort of thing
    in public bath houses, too?
[02:56] Akemi
    No!
[02:57] Akemi
    ...Is what I want to say, but I'd feel bad
    crushing people's dreams.
[03:01] Azuma
    You're a good woman.
[03:03] Kazama
    But take a look at
    Doug-niisan's tight muscles!
[03:09] Azuma
    Don't you think Kazama-kun's body
    also deserves some praise?
[03:15] Akemi
    ...Is what you're asking me,
    but I have no idea.
[03:18] Kazama
    Ah, you amateur!
[03:21] Akemi
    But even bodybuilders don't look so macho
    while they're getting bulked up.
[03:27] Bodybuilder (built)
    Power!
[03:29] Bodybuilder (fat)
    No power!
[03:31] Azuma
    Hm, it seems she's not just
    an amateur after all.
[03:35] Kazama
    But come on, you still prefer
    toned bodies, don't you?
[03:40] Akemi
    With the way you guys are working out,
    it's the same as when you have your clothes on.
[03:44] Akemi
    It's more than looking hot
    when you take off your clothes.
[03:46] Muscle man
    Power!
[03:47] Woman
    Please put on clothes!
[03:48] Akemi
    I prefer guys looking hot
    with their clothes on.
[03:53] Muscle man
    Clothes—
[03:54] Woman
    Aw, you have your clothes on for me.
[03:56] Kazama
    Is that... the same as being able
    to mostly do it
[03:58] Kazama
    as long as they're wearing a paper bag?
[04:01] Muscle man
    All right!
[04:03] Akemi
    You should keep a garbage bag on, Kazama!
[04:06] Azuma
    We want you to...
[04:08] Azuma
    look at us more on the inside.
[04:10] Akemi
    No, that's not what looking at the inside is!
[04:15] Akemi
    Well, you know... if you asked me
    which one I preferred,
[04:18] Akemi
    of course it'd be the toned body, but...
[04:21] Akemi
    I just don't like the thought!
[04:23] Azuma
    That's more inside-focused than I expected...
[04:26] Akemi
    First of all, you guys are not only making
    your muscles bigger, but also your egos.
[04:31] Azuma
    I don't think we are...
[04:34] Azuma
    I think there are some humble
    macho guys in the world too.
[04:38] Akemi
    They're macho and yet humble?
    What are they getting buffed up for then?
[04:43] Azuma
    Then let me ask the opposite.
    What do you think people work out for?
[04:46] Akemi
    Huh? What do they work out for?
[04:49] Azuma
    Huh? You ask why, but it's for health
    and weight control reasons...
[04:55] Azuma
    ...is what it's supposed to be for.
    However, recently, I'm not so sure anymore.
[04:58] Kazama
    You're right...
[05:00] Kazama
    Why is it that I'm happy that
    my muscles are getting bigger?
[05:04] Akemi
    That's because when you start to work out,
[05:07] Akemi
    your muscles begin to take over
    your consciousness.
[05:10] Azuma and Kazuma
    What?!
[05:12] Akemi
    Before you know it,
    you're lifting heavy things
[05:15] Akemi
    and searching for protein-rich foods.
[05:20] Akemi
    Can you think of any incidents like that?
[05:22] Kazama
    Come to think of it, I'm starting to feel like
    I'm being controlled by my muscles!
[05:27] Azuma
    Please, calm down.
[05:29] Azuma
    First off, isn't that how it is when you're
    fully immersed in a hobby?
[05:34] Azuma
    Even if you feel like it's a waste of time,
    you can't stop because it's fun.
[05:38] Azuma
    That's just how it is.
[05:40] Kazama
    Yeah, you said it.
[05:42] Kazama
    Hobbies are meant to be satisfying.
[05:46] Akemi
    Yeah.
[05:47] Kazama
    But at the very least...
[05:51] Kazama
    people who work out are definitely
    better than those who don't!
[05:56] Akemi
    There's that thought! You're so obnoxious!
[06:00] Kazama
    I'm not bothering anyone!
[06:02] Kazama
    I'm not bothering anyone!
[06:03] Akemi
    Even so, people who make claims like that
    become potential criminals!
[06:08] Kazama
    People who don't work out
    would never understand!
[06:11] Akemi
    What does a muscle-brain like you know?!
[06:15] Azuma
    Both sides, enough!
[06:19] Azuma
    It's too sad when people discriminate against
    each other because of their hobbies.
[06:25] Azuma
    Why don't we respect
    one another here and shake on it!
[06:30] Azuma
    Now, come on!
[06:37] Azuma
    The gap is wide when you use three tissues.
[06:47] Kazama
    I won!
[06:52] Azuma
    That would definitely make her pull back.
[06:58] Azuma
    Akemi-chan... Did that make you angry?
[07:06] Azuma
    I-Is she...
[07:08] Azuma
    getting pumped up to take her revenge?!
[07:10] Kazama
    People who work out
    with a clear purpose are scary!
[07:14] Kazama
    There's no way I could win against that!
SIGN    Snack Basue
SIGN    (With kindness)
[07:24] Akemi
    Fuck!
[07:26] Akemi
    Fuck, fuck!
[07:29] Akemi
    Fuck!
[07:30] Akemi
    This fucking braised pork!
[07:33] Akemi
    As soon as I put it in my mouth...
[07:35] Akemi
    Fuck!
[07:37] Akemi
    I want to savor the taste more
    but it melts away!
[07:40] Akemi
    It's the best fucking braised meat!
[07:43] Kosame
    Akemi-san, what's going on?
[07:44] {background}
    Mm, fuck! Fuck!
[07:47] Kosame
    You're carrying on, saying "fuck, fuck."
[07:48] Akemi
    You don't know, Kosame-chan?
[07:50] Akemi
    I heard that you can relieve stress by saying
    bad words and that it's good for your health.
[07:56] Kosame
    Oh, I thought you turned into an American.
[08:00] Akemi
    Hey! Watch what you say!
[08:02] Kosame
    Huh, okay...
[08:05] Kosame
    But is it really good for your health?
[08:08] Akemi
    I saw it in the headline
     of an online news article.
[08:11] Kosame
    The credibility is questionable
    even if you read the whole article,
[08:14] Kosame
    and you only read the headline?!
[08:15] Akemi
    But, seriously, it fucking feels good!
[08:19] Akemi
    Fuck-k-k-k!
[08:21] Kosame
    Shut up!
[08:22] Kosame
    Think of those
    who are forced to listen to it!
[08:24] Akemi
    What?
[08:25] Kosame
    What do you mean, "What?"
[08:27] Kosame
    It may be good for the person saying it,
[08:28] Kosame
    but you're passing your
    wrinkles over here as stress!
[08:32] Akemi
    Then, Kosame-chan, why don't
     you say bad words too?
[08:37] Kosame
    If I did that, it'd be like a dodgeball game
    of bad words going back and forth.
[08:41] Kosame
    I will endure and break the cycle of hate.
[08:45] Akemi
    That's the type of person
    we need in today's society.
[08:49] Akemi
    But it puts you in a bad position.
[08:52] Kosame
    It was silly to begin with.
[08:55] Kosame
    It's supposed to be healthier to say
    kind words instead of bad words.
[09:00] Kosame
    If everyone felt kind,
[09:02] Kosame
    there would be less stress
    and everyone would benefit from it!
[09:05] Akemi
    You really think so?
[09:07] Kosame
    Yes, I'm sure!
[09:09] Kosame
    It's wrong to even question that!
[09:12] Akemi
    What?
[09:13] Kosame
    You have a hard time
    being kind because you question it.
[09:18] Akemi
    Oh, I sense a dangerous thought.
[09:21] Kosame
    Starting today, you should stop cursing,
    and only use kind words!
[09:27] Akemi
    Kind... words?
[09:31] Akemi
    100,000,000 yen?
[09:33] Akemi
    Unearned income?
[09:34] Kosame
    Akemi-san?
[09:36] Akemi
    I have no vocabulary for kind words!
[09:38] Kosame
    What?!
[09:40] Akemi
    I never thought I was such a sloppy,
    shitty, meat doll...
[09:45] Kosame
    There you go again, using bad words...
[09:48] Kosame
    You know, like saying
    an appreciative "thank you",
[09:52] Kosame
    or encouraging words like "Good job!"
[09:55] Akemi
    Huh? Don't you use those words when
    you're aggravating or teasing someone?
[09:59] Kosame
    What, "You're a sloppy, shitty, meat doll"?
[10:03] Akemi
    It's hard for me to say kind words...
[10:06] Kosame
    Why don't you start
    by not using bad words?
[10:11] Kosame
    If you speak your mind,
    you're bound to hurt someone's feelings.
[10:16] Kosame
    So, I try to say things in a roundabout way,
     and they'll turn into kind words.
[10:22] Akemi
    Oh, so I should be like the people from Kyoto
    and say "meanie" instead of bitch?
[10:28] Aristocrat
    My, haven't your skills with the piano
    been improving lately?
[10:30] Purple Shikibu
    He is seriously just talking bad about you.
[10:33] Purple Shikibu
    FYI, he means "You're noisy everyday!"
[10:36] Kosame
    Not sure what that means. The context isn't wrong,
    but somehow it sounds like an insult.
[10:42] Akemi
    Well, I feel kindness
    just from the wording alone.
[10:48] Akemi
    I'm no match against the real deal, but...
[10:51] Kosame
    Um... Why don't we stop for now?
[10:54] Akemi
    And why is that?
[10:56] Kosame
    I mean...
[10:57] Akemi
    It is fine, Kosame-han.
[11:00] Akemi
    Considering the population of Japan,
[11:02] Akemi
    Kyoto prefecture only
    contains 2% of them.
[11:07] Kosame
    I... see.
[11:09] Akemi
    Then...
[11:10] Akemi
    It's okay, right?!
[11:11] Kosame
    What is?! You don't care
    if they get pissed at you?!
[11:14] Kosame
    No, even if it is 2%, is there a need
    to make them your enemies?
[11:20] Akemi
    If you turn 2% into enemies,
[11:23] Akemi
    that means if you can gain more allies,
     you can win the battle.
[11:26] Kosame
    Don't start a battle to begin with!
[11:29] Akemi
    In this world, you can't survive
    with just kindness.
[11:33] Kosame
    But bad words are still bad, you know.
[11:37] Akemi
    Why does that sound like
    something from Bad Boys 2 Bad?
[11:41] Akemi
    What it comes down to is
     that there aren't bad words,
[11:45] Akemi
    it's just that there are people
    who make them bad.
[11:49] Akemi
    Instead of passing judgment
    on the words themselves,
[11:51] Akemi
    the person who uses them should take
    responsibility for what they say.
[11:55] Kosame
    You've wrapped it up in a way
     that kind of sounds correct.
[11:58] Akemi
    So, to the people of Kyoto,
[12:02] Akemi
    I am terribly sorry for using you
    as a bad joke earlier.
[12:07] Kosame
    If you're going to apologize,
    don't say it in the first place!
[12:11] Akemi
    I-I wonder if it's okay...
[12:13] Akemi
    I feel like this apology is going to
    provoke people instead.
[12:17] Kosame
    Lame!
SIGN    Snack Basue
[12:21] Purple Shikibu
    Purple Shikib—
[12:21] Akemi
    Wrong! It's Snack Basue!
[12:24] Purple Shikibu
    Seriously?
SIGN    (A gift from the heart)
[12:31] Morita
    Here, Akemi-chan.
[12:33] Akemi
    What is it?
[12:34] Akemi
    The enemy General's head?
[12:36] Morita
    I didn't just come home from a war!
[12:39] Morita
    I kept missing my chance,
    but it's for White Day!
[12:43] Akemi
    Celebrating White Day at
    a different time of the year...
[12:45] Morita
    ...is actually thrilling!
[12:47] Morita
    That's all it took?
[12:49] Akemi
    Can I open it?!
[12:50] Morita
    You're like an American child
    opening a present on Christmas.
[12:58] Basue
    Oh, what a cute cactus.
[13:02] Morita
    Right? It's rather stylish,
    considering it was me who chose it.
[13:06] Akemi
    It looks the same.
[13:08] Morita
    What?
[13:09] Basue
    To what?
[13:12] Akemi
    To what…
[13:13] Morita
    Yeah, to what?
[13:16] Akemi
    If I have to say it,
    it would be to my ex-boyfriend's...
[13:22] Morita
    Your ex... was a cactus?
[13:25] Akemi
    Not like that!
[13:26] Morita
    I-I mean, cacti are easy to take care of,
[13:30] Morita
    and I thought the size
    was good for starters, but...
[13:33] Morita
    Oh, is it because a cactus has thorns
    and it could mean damaging relationships,
[13:38] Morita
    so it wasn't a good present to give someone
    in the customer service industry type thing?
[13:41] Akemi
    I wasn't thinking that deeply!
[13:44] Akemi
    Morita, are you honestly saying that?
[13:48] Morita
    What are you talking about?
[13:49] Akemi
    How about if I put a mosaic over it...
[13:53] Akemi
    How about now?
[13:54] Morita
    The heck is that?
[13:55] Morita
    Akemi-chan, what are you even talking about?!
[13:59] Akemi
    Come on,
[14:03] Akemi
    it's a cock.
[14:08] Akemi
    It's a cock!
[14:09] Basue
    Now, Akemi-chan...
[14:11] Basue
    He just gave you a present,
    you shouldn't say it—
[14:14] Basue
    It's a cock!
[14:16] Morita
    ...It's not?
[14:18] Morita
    This is a stylish cactus, you know?
[14:21] Morita
    Just by being here, it makes the room
    look brighter and yet isn't too insistent...
[14:26] Morita
    The flower symbolizes
    a love that never withers.
[14:28] Morita
    What do you think?
[14:29] Morita
    Can't be more stylish than that, right?
[14:31] Akemi and Basue
    Can't be more cock than that!
[14:33] Morita
    Quit it!
[14:34] Morita
    What are you guys even going on about?!
[14:37] Morita
    Take a good look!
[14:40] Morita
    It's a cock!
[14:42] Morita
    Oh, man, it's a cock!
[14:44] Morita
    The heck is this?!
[14:45] Morita
    It looks nothing like the one
    I ordered from the internet!
[14:48] Morita
    I'll have them exchange it!
[14:50] Akemi
    Huh? Why?
[14:52] Akemi
    It's cute, isn't it?
[14:57] Morita
    But... It's a cock?
[14:59] Akemi
    Yeah, it's a cock.
[15:01] Akemi
    Thank you, Morita. I'll take good care of it.
[15:04] Morita
    But it's a cock?!
[15:06] Akemi
    Doesn't a cactus grow well
    when you talk to it?
[15:09] Akemi
    Isn't that right, Cocky?
[15:10] Morita
    Now you're just wanting to say cock.
[15:12] Morita
    If you think cocks are so cute,
[15:14] Morita
    you should come play with mine!
[15:17] Akemi
    You're the worst! That's sexual harassment!
[15:19] Morita
    You've been calling it a cock this whole time
    and you're going to ping me now?
[15:21] Akemi
    Sexual harassment is judged
    based on who's receiving it!
[15:24] Morita
    To men, that's as unfair as the rook
    getting taken off the board.
[15:27] Morita
    Why is the real one bad?
[15:30] Akemi
    You don't get it, do you?
[15:33] Akemi
    A teddy bear is cute,
    but a real bear is scary!
[15:37] Akemi
    It's the same as that!
[15:39] Morita
    Huh? I want another example.
[15:43] Akemi
    Then...
[15:44] Akemi
    If you put a cock-like thing
    on social media, it'll go viral,
[15:49] Akemi
    but if it's a real cock, it'll be flagged!
[15:51] Morita
    You're right!
[15:53] Morita
    That was easy to understand!
[15:54] Morita
    Hey, we've been talking about cocks
    this whole time, but is that okay?
[15:58] Basue
    The viewers will decide that.
[16:01] Morita
    That's not good.
[16:02] Basue
    But I think manga readers are the only ones
    following this anime to the special edition.
[16:10] Morita
    So we're good then!
[16:11] Basue
    Oh, actually, I have a present
    for everyone too.
[16:16] Morita
    Are you serious?
[16:17] Akemi
    What kind? What kind?
[16:22] Basue
    Abalone.
[16:24] Basue
    My fisherman friend sent it to me.
[16:28] Basue
    Let's eat it together.
[16:31] Basue
    Now, come! Come to me!
[16:34] Akemi
    Mama... The awfulness of your dirty joke
    is against regulations.
[16:37] Akemi
    Disqualification!
[16:46] Basue
    ...is what happened.
[16:48] Tatsu-ni
    All I got from that was that
    you messed up, Mama.
[16:51] Tatsu-ni
    And? What's that box?
SIGN    Donations
[16:54] Basue
    It's a donation box.
[16:56] Basue
    Akemi-chan is getting way out of hand
    with her lewd comments,
SIGN    Donations
[17:01] Basue
    so I've decided to make her donate 100 yen
[17:03] Basue
    each time she makes one
    at the store from now on.
[17:07] Tatsu-ni
    It's a fine no matter how I look at it,
    but I can see how it's good for society.
[17:11] Akemi
    Seriously, I can't believe Mama.
    How rude of her.
[17:15] Akemi
    I don't make dirty jokes
    all the time, sheesh!
[17:19] Tatsu-ni
    You say that, but the amount
    of coins you've prepared
[17:21] Tatsu-ni
    is about the same as what you'd have
    at an arcade in its heyday.
[17:26] Akemi
    Why don't you change it to LED?
[17:28] Tatsu-ni
    Never mind that. I have a game that's perfect,
    now that you can't make dirty jokes.
[17:33] Tatsu-ni
    It's called Ero-Riddles!
[17:36] Basue
    Hey now... I think that's
    sexual harassment...
[17:40] Basue
    Uh... I'll allow it!
[17:43] Tatsu-ni
    Okay, question number one. Dun dun.
[17:46] Tatsu-ni
    What does a girl want from a guy she likes?
[17:51] Akemi
    His cock!
[17:52] Tatsu-ni
    No hesitation.
[17:54] Akemi
    Since I got it right, the contents
    of the box are all mine, okay?
[17:57] Tatsu-ni
    It's not that kind of gambling
    we're doing here!
[17:59] Basue
    It's not just her mouth!
    She's rotten to the core!
[18:03] Tatsu-ni
    Besides, cock is not the right answer!
[18:06] Tatsu-ni
    You can't answer with dirty jokes.
[18:09] Tatsu-ni
    What's good about these ero-riddles
    is that you need to avoid the traps
[18:13] Tatsu-ni
    and come up with safe answers.
[18:15] Akemi
    I see...
[18:17] Akemi
    Something a girl would want
    from a guy she likes...
[18:22] Akemi
    Wouldn't she be happy with a cock too?
[18:23] Tatsu-ni
    The answer is a ring, but which 
    would she be happy with?
[18:28] Tatsu-ni
    Anyway, question number two... Dun dun.
[18:30] Tatsu-ni
    What's harder to use the more you stroke it?
[18:34] Akemi
    Cock!
[18:35] Tatsu-ni
    What's that in your hand?!
[18:37] Basue
    It's more serious than I thought...
[18:41] Tatsu-ni
    It was my fault for applying the advanced
    rules of ero-riddles without easing into it.
[18:47] Tatsu-ni
    Akemi-chan, I'm sorry.
[18:49] Tatsu-ni
    Let's end the riddles here,
    and go over the rules again.
[18:52] Tatsu-ni
    First one is "Do not make dirty jokes."
[18:55] Tatsu-ni
    Second one is "If you do,
    you will pay a 100 yen fine."
[18:57] Tatsu-ni
    For now, these two rules. Okay?
[19:01] Akemi
    Okay, cock!
[19:02] Tatsu-ni
    Why?
[19:03] Tatsu-ni
    Hey, were you listening?
[19:05] Akemi
    I was listening.
    That's why I paid the fine. Cock.
[19:09] Tatsu-ni
    It's not good to think that it's okay
    as long as you pay!
[19:14] Basue
    It seems the fine is too cheap.
[19:16] Tatsu-ni
    You're finally calling it a fine, but, well,
    I think it's best to raise the price more.
[19:21] Basue
    Then... how about 200 yen.
SIGN    Donation
[19:24] Akemi
    Cock!
[19:24] Basue
    300 yen!
[19:26] Akemi
    Cock!
[19:27] Tatsu-ni
    It's like an auction is going on...
[19:29] Tatsu-ni
    How much are you willing to pay up to?
[19:32] Akemi
    If it goes over 1000 yen, I'll stop.
[19:35] Tatsu-ni
    You're like a smoker.
[19:38] Basue
    Then 1000 yen it is.
[19:42] Akemi
    Cock!
[19:43] Tatsu-ni
    You're like a smoker who can't quit.
[19:46] Akemi
    This is just like the gacha
    from a mobile game.
[19:49] Akemi
    Once you start purchasing things,
[19:51] Akemi
    you become more and more numb
    to the situation and continue buying.
[19:54] Basue
    It's dangerous to slip into the world
    of paying for data, Akemi-chan.
[20:00] Tatsu-ni
    When you think about it that way,
[20:01] Tatsu-ni
    manga is cheap for something
    you can read over and over again.
[20:04] Tatsu-ni
    So more people should buy it.
[20:07] Basue
    When you don't buy them, your favorite
    manga don't continue, either.
[20:15] Akemi
    Hey. It's more like
[20:16] Akemi
    you're insane for trying to bind people's
    words and actions with fines!
[20:20] Tatsu-ni
    Then what do you suggest we do?
[20:22] Akemi
    Hm... If someone says a bad word,
     how about they get shoulder punched?
[20:25] Tatsu-ni
    What are you, a junior high school student?
[20:27] Basue
    Why don't you risk your life?
[20:29] Tatsu-ni
    What are you, an elementary school student?
[20:31] Basue
    How about you, Tatsu-ni?
    Do you have a better idea?
[20:35] Akemi
    Hey! LED!
[20:37] Tatsu-ni
    How about something like... If you say
    a dirty joke, as a punishment,
[20:39] Tatsu-ni
    you have to confess your love to Morita-chan?
[20:42] Akemi
    That's the worst type of bullying!
[20:45] Akemi
    I can't believe you, Tatsu-ni!
[20:47] Basue
    Don't you feel sorry for Morita-chan?!
[20:51] Tatsu-ni
    But true love might develop from
    the punishment, you know?
[20:55] Akemi
    A true punishment game!
[20:57] Basue
    Horrifying good intentions.
[21:00] Akemi
    Isn't there a more lenient
    punishment than that?
[21:03] Basue
    Then how about hanging
    a derogatory sign from your neck
SIGN    I'll only marry tall,
    
     handsome men
    
     who make over
    
     10,000,000 yen!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 120 150 0 155
[21:07] Basue
    and walking through the slums?
[21:10] Tatsu-ni
    Die Hard 3!
[21:11] Akemi
    Is that more lenient
    than the one with Morita?!
[21:13] Akemi
    Don't you think it's escalated too much
    from paying a fine of 100 yen?!
[21:16] Akemi
    All of a sudden, the goal has become
    to inflict the harshest punishment on me!
[21:22] Akemi
    To begin with, wasn't it to make me
    stop telling dirty jokes?!
[21:27] Akemi
    Come on, you two! Keep it together!
[21:29] Tatsu-ni
    If only you kept it together,
    everything would be fine, but...
[21:34] Basue
    Ah, maybe I'll just lift the ban
    on telling dirty jokes then.
[21:37] Akemi
    All right!
[21:39] Basue
    What if I make it the opposite and say 
    you're only allowed to tell dirty jokes?
[21:42] Basue
    Maybe you might get sick of them.
[21:45] Tatsu-ni
    Wouldn't that turn into 
    a punishment game for us?
[21:48] Tatsu-ni
    We'd have to deal with someone
    who only tells dirty jokes, you know?
[21:52] Basue
    A blindspot was found!
[21:54] Basue
    Actually, it's more like...
[21:56] Basue
    On the contrary, it's no different
    than any other day.
[22:00] Akemi
    I don't want to be the one to say this,
[22:02] Akemi
    but you're the one
    who hired people like me, Mama!
[22:04] Akemi
    Let's just act like we normally do.
[22:07] Akemi
    There's no need to ban dirty jokes.
[22:10] Akemi
    That's because this is a run-down snack bar.
[22:13] Akemi
    The customers are here to be able to freely
    say dirty jokes that they can't at work!
[22:19] Basue
    Then make sure you're the one listening.
[22:23] Tatsu-ni
    Well, you know... that's the best part
    about this snack bar.
[22:28] Tatsu-ni
    So I say, why not let her
    tell dirty jokes for today?
[22:32] Akemi
    Woohoo, I won the lawsuit!
[22:35] Akemi
    Oh, but you know...
[22:40] Akemi
    If we're going to allow it,
[22:41] Akemi
    I'd like it if we banned ones
    that have ulterior motives.
[22:46] Akemi
    Hm, what I'm trying to say is, my dirty jokes
    are all purely to get the upper hand.
[22:51] Akemi
    There are some that aren't like that and are
    told more for sexual purposes, you know?
[22:57] Akemi
    Unlike my dirty jokes, that play on words
    to satisfy my intellectual curiosity...
[23:04] Akemi
    If I'm right, some tell dirty jokes
    to satisfy their sexual needs...
[23:07] Akemi
    Or perhaps even as part of their foreplay.
     I think those should be banned.
[23:15] Basue
    I see... Akemi-chan... I understand.
[23:21] Basue
    I can't be bothered distinguishing them,
    so I'm just going to ban all dirty jokes!
[23:26] Akemi
    What?!
[23:27] Tatsu-ni
    So that's how inconvenient rules are made...
[23:33] Akemi
    Oh?
[23:34] Yamada
    Hello.
[23:36] Akemi
    It's Yamada... and...
[23:38] Morita
    Me!
[23:39] Tatsu-ni
    Oh, Morita-chan is with you too.
[23:42] Morita
    We ran into each other downstairs...
[23:44] Morita
    And, uh, Mama, what's with the donation box?
[23:47] Basue
    Akemi-chan said cock too many times,
    so I collected a lot of donations.
[23:53] Morita
    I don't get it at all.
[23:55] Basue
    Oh, I know! Since everyone is here,
[23:59] Basue
    why don't I get you guys
    some pizza with this money.
[24:02] Yamada
    Oh, I actually ate already today.
[24:05] Basue
    Oh...
[24:07] Morita
    Me too. I'll take some
    light dried snacks though.
[24:11] Morita
    Do you have some peanuts?
[24:12] Akemi
    All right!
[24:13] Akemi
    Then, Tatsu-ni, put in a song
    that fits what he ordered.
[24:18] Tatsu-ni
    Huh, a song that fits what he ordered?
[24:21] Tatsu-ni
    Even though we have the same publisher,
[24:23] Tatsu-ni
    I don't think it's a good idea
    to take it that far, don't you think?
[24:26] Yamada
    What kind of family of spies
    are you thinking about?
[24:29] Morita
    Then...
[24:31] Morita
    How about this?
[24:33] Tatsu-ni
    Oh, Morita-chan, that's perfect.
[24:36] Yamada
    That's a good one.
[24:38] Morita
    Right?
[24:40] Tatsu-ni
    But... I wonder if I can hit the notes?
[24:40] [SONG] Caption
    Reserved
SIGN    Vacation of Love
[24:43] Yamada
    You intend to sing it?!
[24:45] Tatsu-ni
    I'm kidding.
[24:47] Tatsu-ni
    Here.
[24:48] Tatsu-ni
    Even on days when the conversations are bad,
[24:50] Tatsu-ni
    if you end them with a good song,
    everything will be okay.
[24:53] Tatsu-ni
    We're counting on you, Mama, Akemi-chan.
[24:56] Akemi
    Okay, cock!
[24:57] Basue
    Akemi-chan, we're done
    with that conversation.
[25:02] Basue and Akemi
    * My maiden heart dreams of a sweet love*
[25:12] Basue and Akemi
    * with your breathless kiss.
[25:22] Basue and Akemi
     Let's make love 
    on the golden, glittering, hot sand*
[25:32] Basue and Akemi
    * naked, just like a mermaid.
[25:42] Basue and Akemi
     The promise he whispered, 
    as our tanned cheeks touch,
[25:52] Basue and Akemi
     is a secret kept between us. 
    It makes me utter a sigh.
[26:02] Basue and Akemi
     Oh, these hopeful months 
    and days filled with love and happiness.
[26:12] Basue and Akemi
     My vacation of love 
    where I first laid my eyes on you.*
[26:23] Yamada
    It's really fun.
[26:25] Morita
    What's with you all of a sudden, Yama-chan?
[26:27] Yamada
    Oh, it's just...
[26:28] Yamada
    I was thinking how nice it is
    to feel this way
[26:31] Yamada
    at a snack bar that I just
    happen to go to now.
[26:35] Morita
    ...Yeah.
[26:38] Akemi
    Okay, go on to the next,
    Yamada! Sing! Sing!
[26:42] Yamada
    What, me?
[26:44] Akemi
    Come on!
[26:46] Akemi
    Everyone, let's get pumped up!
[26:48] Akemi
    Swing those towels!
[26:49] [SONG] Caption
    Snack Basue
[26:50] Yamada
    W-What? Isn't this Tatsu-ni's
    signature song?!
[26:51] Basue; Tatsu-ni; Morita
    Yay!
[26:53] Tatsu-ni
    I'm counting on you, Yama-chan!
[26:55] Yamada
    I'm saying, what language
    is this song even in?!