# E11 - Under The Cherry Moon / Adult Education / Solitude

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQW8W1/under-the-cherry-moon--adult-education--solitude)<br>
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**[00:07] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey, Morita-kun.<br>**[00:12] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sayin' hey, man.<br>**[00:16] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, listen to me, Morita-kun.<br>**[00:20] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going on?<br>**[00:22] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morita-kun, hey!<br>**[00:25] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The heck? What is it?<br>**[00:28] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted to ask...<br>**[00:31] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;does your pee pee fit in the toilet paper roll?<br>**[00:34] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously, what the heck?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(As long as you love me)
<br>**[02:08] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, the toilet paper roll has this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;exquisite thickness to it, don't ya think?<br>**[02:14] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How should I know?! Go sleep with your wife!<br>**[02:16] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kazama-kun, seriously,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're so indecent. I don't like it.<br>**[02:22] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came here to have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a more serious conversation...<br>**[02:27] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, now let's start our regular meeting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about how to lose my virginity.<br>**[02:31] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your conversation is on the same level,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so just be friends with him already.<br>**[02:35] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What, Morita-kun, are you still going on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about being a virgin and whatnot?<br>**[02:39] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't you letting it get to you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a bit too much?<br>**[02:41] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like being a virgin is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a bad thing or anything, ya know?<br>**[02:45] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:48] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll tell you one thing...<br>**[02:50] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Being a virgin...<br>**[02:53] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is evil!<br>**[02:55] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you're calling it bad, huh...<br>**[02:57] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well? I don't think anyone on your side<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would understand, I'm sure.<br>**[03:04] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know... I understand<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how much you don't like Kazama,<br>**[03:07] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but do you really need to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such a dick about it?<br>**[03:11] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Akemi-chan, you don't get it, do you?<br>**[03:14] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... no, us virgins are the only ones<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who truly understand ourselves!<br>**[03:22] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's being taken over by the virgin hive mind.<br>**[03:26] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you know, Morita-kun...<br>**[03:29] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've been a virgin up until now,<br>**[03:31] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I don't think you're going to have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any problems going forward either.<br>**[03:34] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kazama-kun...<br>**[03:37] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you dare to argue<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;using a weak statement like that,<br>**[03:41] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't complain when I rip it to shreds.<br>**[03:44] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He sounds like a virgin encyclopedia.<br>**[03:47] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A virgin is a person who has never had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a sexual relationship with the opposite sex...<br>**[03:53] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and that in itself is not an evil thing.<br>**[03:56] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, you know, if you can't have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a sexual connection,<br>**[04:00] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're considered unable to build<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a relationship with the opposite sex.<br>**[04:05] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can't build a relationship<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with half of humanity,<br>**[04:09] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're nothing but static in society!<br>**[04:11] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can you say something so horrible?!<br>**[04:14] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're talking about yourself, aren't you?!<br>**[04:15] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, the words I righteously preached<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to a virgin are now biting me in the ass.<br>**[04:21] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that sense, it's a very objective opinion...<br>**[04:28] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If there are no objections, then...<br>**[04:29] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;does that mean I win?<br>**[04:31] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How in the world are you able to declare<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;victory after what you just said?<br>**[04:34] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You virgins are no good because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you guys build walls around your heart...<br>**[04:39] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You see, you're treating virgins<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like we're villains!<br>**[04:42] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We build that wall because it's necessary!<br>**[04:45] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In order to protect ourselves,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we need a thick wall!<br>**[04:51] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, I'm not going to discriminate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;against you because you're a virgin, Morita...<br>**[04:56] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because your virginity is actually one of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;least horrible things about you!<br>**[05:00] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have other parts<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that are far more raw and gross!<br>**[05:04] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So stop being defensive by using<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;virginity as your shield!<br>**[05:07] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aah! Don't take my shield...!<br>**[05:10] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, no, take it! Gently...<br>**[05:17] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, putting virginity aside,<br>**[05:20] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there are plenty of married<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people who are just as bad.<br>**[05:23] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yup. Yup.<br>**[05:24] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[05:25] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[05:27] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the harshest reality...<br>**[05:30] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A guy goes to a restaurant with his family<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and treats the staff like shit,<br>**[05:35] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but he still has a wife that loves him.<br>**[05:37] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm far kinder than he is.<br>**[05:39] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It hurts that I'm all alone!<br>**[05:42] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[05:43] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't necessarily mean the wife<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loves her husband, you know?<br>**[05:47] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! That sort of talk is too soon for Morita!<br>**[05:51] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[05:51] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[05:52] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's okay, Morita. Continue.<br>**[05:55] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once you go out into the real world,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's not enough to just work hard...<br>**[05:58] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whether you're married or not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;affects your career as well.<br>**[06:02] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously, virgins are taken so lightly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this world. We're the suckers.<br>**[06:06] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah... Well, I guess you're still<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a virgin if you're only getting sucked.<br>**[06:11] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about, Akemi-chan?<br>**[06:13] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm? About getting sucked.<br>**[06:16] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OK, so the same thing.<br>**[06:17] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, if you don't want<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get sucked,<br>**[06:21] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then just take a strong stance and say,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not interested in getting married.<br>**[06:25] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, in a stoic way.<br>**[06:26] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a difference between not being<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;able to do it and not doing it...<br>**[06:29] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those that say they don't do it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when really they don't know how to do it,<br>**[06:32] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are the ones who get suckered the most.<br>**[06:34] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I bet. Suck. Suck.<br>**[06:37] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm, but if you don't want<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be suckered,<br>**[06:42] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then shouldn't you just be a virgin<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who doesn't get suckered?<br>**[06:46] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't matter whether<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're a virgin or not...<br>**[06:49] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, make girls think the fact<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you're a virgin is a positive!<br>**[06:53] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be a man with a firm foundation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and broad base, so they can't sucker you!<br>**[06:59] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can get sucked when you're firm,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it won't fit if the base is too big.<br>**[07:03] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about, Akemi-chan?<br>**[07:06] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About getting sucked, right?<br>**[07:08] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right...<br>**[07:10] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah...<br>**[07:12] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if I am a virgin,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if I become a man of all men,<br>**[07:14] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who doesn't get suckered...<br>**[07:17] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lick. Lick. Lick.<br>**[07:18] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop that tongue motion.<br>**[07:20] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's licking away.<br>**[07:22] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lick. Lick. Lick.<br>**[07:24] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You quit it too!<br>**[07:28] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't there something wrong with this?!<br>**[07:30] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong is the motion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of that tongue of yours.<br>**[07:33] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing is wrong, ya?<br>**[07:35] Kazama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All is good if you just become a virgin<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who doesn't get suckered, right?<br>**[07:39] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No... It would be good if I could become<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a man who doesn't get suckered, but...<br>**[07:44] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[07:48] Morita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instead of becoming that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't it easier to just lose my virginity?!<br>**[07:52] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right. Then do your best<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doing it the easier way!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(An adult's reason)
<br>**[08:03] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, all those movie reboots and remakes...<br>**[08:06] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really wish they'd tone it down.<br>**[08:10] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, so you're a purist.<br>**[08:12] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I mean when there's a remake and stuff...<br>**[08:15] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We start talking about the year<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the original movie came out, you know?<br>**[08:18] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I start to think,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what was I doing back then?<br>**[08:22] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then I start associating<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the two... and I get sad...<br>**[08:25] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's starting to make me feel sad too.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Year 20XX
<br>**[08:28] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As soon as I see the old date,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like the past-me is coming to kill me.<br>**[08:34] Past Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Die, present-me!<br>**[08:39] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please reboot that sort of life.<br>**[08:42] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'd like to win against the past me<br>**[08:45] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with all the experience<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've gained over the years, but...<br>**[08:52] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Body-wise, I can't win against youth!<br>**[08:55] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give it your all, gramps!<br>**[08:58] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thankfully, at least I'm winning in money.<br>**[09:02] Present Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here... this is all I have...<br>**[09:03] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't look like you're winning...<br>**[09:09] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted... to be a more proper adult.<br>**[09:13] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what is a proper adult anyway?<br>**[09:18] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, to be married and have children?<br>**[09:22] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that really what it means<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be a proper adult?<br>**[09:25] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wouldn't say it's the only thing,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it's proper, isn't it?<br>**[09:29] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Even though he's cheating on his wife?<br>**[09:32] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you accusing all married<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people of having affairs?!<br>**[09:36] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[09:36] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean, what?<br>**[09:38] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that sense, Tatsu-ni, you're not married<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so there's no way for you to cheat.<br>**[09:42] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have confidence in yourself.<br>**[09:44] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like the way you consoled him<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was like an American joke...<br>**[09:47] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But isn't that wrong?<br>**[09:49] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Proper adults do not cheat!<br>**[09:52] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Really?<br>**[09:55] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, then can I be forgiven<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at least one time...?<br>**[09:58] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, so you're going to take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;advantage of it instead, huh...<br>**[10:01] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We shouldn't have to worry excessively<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about how to be a proper adult, you know?<br>**[10:07] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems life doesn't always go<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the way you want it to go.<br>**[10:10] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What exactly is a proper adult, anyway?<br>**[10:15] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that'd be someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who takes care of their family and...<br>**[10:18] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has a job they take great pride in and...<br>**[10:21] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't cause trouble for others.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something like that?<br>**[10:24] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if people appear to be proper,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wouldn't judge a book by its cover.<br>**[10:32] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those types of people are usually<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the ones who have a dark side...<br>**[10:36] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like leaving their dirty socks everywhere<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or snoring really loudly...<br>**[10:40] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That dark side is certainly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the spouse's point of view.<br>**[10:43] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But wouldn't you think proper adults<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would be proper in those areas too?<br>**[10:49] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Really?<br>**[10:51] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you think the only living thing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;without flaws like that would be a chimera?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Status
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<br>**[10:57] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forget normal, are you saying that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's not even human?<br>**[11:00] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you even want to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a proper human to begin with?<br>**[11:05] Tatsu-ni and Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[11:06] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More so, aren't you thinking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you want to be anything but proper?!<br>**[11:11] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Akemi-san...<br>**[11:13] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you say that...<br>**[11:15] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! If you had to choose, which is it?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you or do you not want to be proper?!<br>**[11:21] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you asked me whether I wanted to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;proper or not then I would say...<br>**[11:26] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to be proper!<br>**[11:29] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[11:32] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha...<br>**[11:33] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna go eat ramen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the middle of the night!<br>**[11:37] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[11:39] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna use up all my savings!<br>**[11:43] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[11:45] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna put all my savings towards<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a guide dog fundraiser or something!<br>**[11:51] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ya— What?!<br>**[11:53] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm... But, you'd be in a lot of trouble<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you did that, so people control themselves.<br>**[11:59] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doesn't that mean you're being proper,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since you aren't doing that?<br>**[12:03] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, come to think of it...<br>**[12:05] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to leave my current job<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and go open a children's cafeteria,<br>**[12:10] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I can't just go and do that...<br>**[12:12] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you want to, just go do it!<br>**[12:14] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I do what I want to do and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't consider how it'll affect my life,<br>**[12:18] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't say I'm being a proper adult, you know?<br>**[12:21] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you consider what you're trying to do,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's more than enough.<br>**[12:24] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tatsu-ni, all this about fundraising<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and a children's cafeteria,<br>**[12:29] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is that really what you want to do?<br>**[12:31] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have pretty destructive desires...<br>**[12:35] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You say destructive, but isn't it more like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the self-sacrifice of a saint?<br>**[12:39] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It may be different from how you see it,<br>**[12:43] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but to my standards, Tatsu-ni,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're more than a proper adult.<br>**[12:47] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see... I was being a proper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;adult after all, huh...<br>**[12:53] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But now that you've said it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something seems off...<br>**[12:56] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[12:57] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that you're relieved<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about getting the answer,<br>**[12:59] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what usually comes after<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;self-doubt is arrogance.<br>**[13:03] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because never in human history has anyone <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*said* they're proper and actually *been* proper!<br>**[13:10] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then which one am I?<br>**[13:12] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm, if you carefully maintain<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your current mindset, then...<br>**[13:19] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's hard to keep being a proper adult...<br>**[13:25] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what it comes down to is that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everyone has boundless ideals of<br>**[13:29] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how to be a proper adult.<br>**[13:31] Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe it's almost like someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;saying "I want to be rich," you know?<br>**[13:35] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, in the end...<br>**[13:39] Akemi and Tatsu-ni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to be rich!<br>**[13:44] Yamada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it really comes down to that, huh...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Snack Basue
<br>**[13:48] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Snack Basue.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(I don't have a lot of friends)
<br>**[13:58] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With role-playing games,<br>**[14:00] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I stop playing for a while<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and then start playing it again,<br>**[14:05] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never know where I left off.<br>**[14:07] Basue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know! Like, why was I visiting this town<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or why is this guy in my party or...<br>**[14:15] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yep...<br>**[14:19] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's... how I feel, right now.<br>**[14:21] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you see, once I spoke to him,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he was a surprisingly nice and friendly guy.<br>**[14:27] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We get along...<br>**[14:28] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no, is it really okay<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the Hero and the Last Boss,<br>**[14:30] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who continuously fought against<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;each other in the other world,<br>**[14:32] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be drinking nicely together<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at a run-down snack bar like this?<br>**[14:36] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you, Last Boss! Don't you feel<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;remorse for your fallen comrades?!<br>**[14:43] Basue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, weren't you defeated by the Hero?<br>**[14:48] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? What do you mean, defeated?<br>**[14:52] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, that was the other one...<br>**[14:55] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm on New Game Plus right now.<br>**[14:59] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this an ending you can only get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when you do a second playthrough?!<br>**[15:03] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you guys even on good enough<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; terms to drink and reconcile?<br>**[15:08] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well... How should I put it...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We were both very edgy in the past...<br>**[15:12] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People who say that are usually<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the ones who haven't matured!<br>**[15:16] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like... When you guys<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;come to your senses tomorrow,<br>**[15:20] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll be regretting all this...<br>**[15:23] Basue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's going to be just as awkward as<br>**[15:25] Basue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;having a one-night stand with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone you didn't intend to get with.<br>**[15:29] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, that! I feel like this is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going to be that type of night!<br>**[15:33] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean,<br>**[15:34] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like we both used to hate on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;each other all the time.<br>**[15:38] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like that kind of thing?<br>**[15:39] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only if that's how it should have been!<br>**[15:43] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But seriously, from whether<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we put lemon on our karaage<br>**[15:48] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to which idol group member we like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the best, we have so much in common.<br>**[15:52] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh... You're an idol otaku,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even though you're the Last Boss?<br>**[15:55] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I normally can't say that <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*because* I am the Last Boss.<br>**[16:00] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But in a way, that's why I can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;talk about it with the Hero.<br>**[16:03] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're both in a good relationship.<br>**[16:06] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[16:07] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this really okay?<br>**[16:08] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Hero and the Last Boss...<br>**[16:11] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even though we're enemies, we're accepting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;each other's differences. Isn't that hot?<br>**[16:15] Basue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's lukewarm!<br>**[16:17] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, aren't you both the type who have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a hard time getting along with others?<br>**[16:22] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When people like that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;suddenly start getting along,<br>**[16:25] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they tend to split up after<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the slightest conflict, you know...<br>**[16:28] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, seriously, we totally get along...<br>**[16:32] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[16:35] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've seen all types of people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;working here, so I know guys...<br>**[16:41] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The peace that the Hero regained<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would have been for nothing in the next game.<br>**[16:46] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Does that kind of development<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even exist for you to mention it?<br>**[16:50] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[16:53] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that you mention it, maybe not!<br>**[16:56] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe only the sequels that ruined<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the previous games are the ones<br>**[16:59] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that left a strong impression on me...<br>**[17:01] Basue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that just shows how much<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it pisses off the playerbase.<br>**[17:05] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't need to worry about such things.<br>**[17:09] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With this many common interests,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's no way we'd fight.<br>**[17:13] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[17:15] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, isn't having too much in common<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going to be troublesome?<br>**[17:20] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For example, if your taste<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in clothing is the same,<br>**[17:22] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then you guys might end up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wearing the same thing.<br>**[17:25] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't care if we wear the same clothes.<br>**[17:27] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys are like high school girls.<br>**[17:29] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, the Hero seems like<br>**[17:33] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he tends to make his party<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wear all the same clothes.<br>**[17:38] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[17:39] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm, then how about when you go on a group date<br>**[17:43] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you guys fight over the same type<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of girl, wouldn't that be a problem?<br>**[17:47] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give you half of the world.<br>**[17:50] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[17:50] Girl**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously, that's hilarious!<br>**[17:53] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't bother us.<br>**[17:55] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[17:56] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously, that's gross!<br>**[17:59] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Common interests... huh...<br>**[18:02] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I think about it, all my close friends<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't really have the same interests as me...<br>**[18:08] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think when your interests<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are slightly different,<br>**[18:11] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the relationship lasts longer in a way.<br>**[18:13] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even when you're critiquing a movie,<br>**[18:15] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the conversation doesn't last long<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you both have the same opinion.<br>**[18:18] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you have slight differences,<br>**[18:19] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you strike up a conversation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and discover new perspectives, you know?<br>**[18:25] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like a good relationship with a friend<br>**[18:27] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is not whether we have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lots of things in common,<br>**[18:30] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but whether there are fewer things<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't forgive the other person for...<br>**[18:33] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how pleasant the person is,<br>**[18:35] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you see them pocketing a ton of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sugar packets from the restaurant,<br>**[18:38] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wouldn't you be so embarrassed that you'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to keep your distance from that person?<br>**[18:41] Sugar stick man**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Woo hoo! Thanks a bunch!<br>**[18:43] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, he's the worst.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You may be charged with theft.
<br>**[18:46] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[18:47] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'd each take half of the sugar packets.<br>**[18:50] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[18:52] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These two never should have met!<br>**[18:56] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so embarrassing!<br>**[18:58] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you guys hate people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who are just like you?<br>**[19:00] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not at all.<br>**[19:02] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[19:04] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But we were the same entity at one point in time.<br>**[19:07] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In order to bring harmony to this world,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there has to be chaos and order.<br>**[19:13] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's as if one soul has been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;divided between us.<br>**[19:16] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the kind of strange sensation we feel.<br>**[19:19] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That plot is a bit too good<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for sugar-pocketing bastards.<br>**[19:23] Basue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, why did you become the Last Boss?<br>**[19:27] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To put it bluntly,<br>**[19:29] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it's because I lost faith<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in humanity and wanted to destroy it.<br>**[19:32] Basue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wasn't something to say so bluntly.<br>**[19:36] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I were to give you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an example from your world,<br>**[19:38] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it would be like the person who despises<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people who post crap on social media<br>**[19:42] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;realizing that they're the one looking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for naughty selfies of those people.<br>**[19:49] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's that type of despair that makes you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to just destroy everything.<br>**[19:53] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please realize that you're giving us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;despair by telling us this story.<br>**[19:57] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it now,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; it was a mistake made from loneliness...<br>**[20:01] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, were you able to find<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lots of naughty selfies?<br>**[20:05] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, now that I have found<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a true friend I get along with,<br>**[20:10] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I no longer have a reason to destroy the world.<br>**[20:15] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[20:17] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I see... so as a result, I guess<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Hero really did save the world.<br>**[20:23] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[20:28] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hero... Could it be that<br>**[20:32] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're just agreeing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with everything that he says?<br>**[20:38] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yep, you said it.<br>**[20:42] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Are you...<br>**[20:45] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seriously saying that?!<br>**[20:48] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously
<br>**[20:49] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He just answered me with a stamp<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I'm being serious!<br>**[20:56] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all that, I am alone.<br>**[20:58] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems there was no way of changing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our fate to fight one another!<br>**[21:07] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Second transformation!<br>**[21:10] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Buff with multiple attack power<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;enhancement spells!<br>**[21:15] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're going to fight,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;go do it in your world!<br>**[21:28] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on! Sing! Sing and make up!<br>**[21:32] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Squa... Eni...?<br>**[21:35] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't say anything about that!<br>**[21:37] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, Mama, you tell them—<br>**[21:44] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a convenient time to glitch.<br>**[21:50] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[21:50] [SONG] Caption**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reserve<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Believe In Your Dream
<br>**[21:54] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh... I really don't think that's a good idea.<br>**[21:59] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have a problem with it, right?<br>**[22:02] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>**[22:03] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's not okay...<br>**[22:05] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then let's sing together.<br>**[22:08] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Hero, the Last Boss,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and even you, young lady!<br>**[22:11] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop trying to get us sued!<br>**[22:14] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, please at least try to make it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seem like it's from our show!<br>**[22:18] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We did it! We finally defeated<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the ultimate last boss, but our—<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;COMMAND
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<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Definitely watch
<br>**[22:26] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How many towns are we going to pass*<br>**[22:32] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*on this road to tomorrow?*<br>**[22:41] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Nowhere to go. It's as if I'm lost.*<br>**[22:47] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Standing in the crowd... Right now, you're...*<br>**[22:56] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In the past I was too afraid, even to love.*<br>**[23:04] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm looking for my lost tears.*<br>**[23:12] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Live on believing in your dream.*<br>**[23:18] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's what you would have screamed out.*<br>**[23:27] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Run to tomorrow*<br>**[23:30] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*while holding your broken wings*<br>**[23:36] Hero and Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*close to your heart!*<br>**[23:42] Last Boss**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just as I thought,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like it didn't go well!<br>**[23:45] Akemi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I bet! I really bet it didn't!<br>**[23:48] Hero**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said it.<br>