E17 - Storming In

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[00:15] Shrimpy
    Can you hear me, Teru?
[00:17] Shrimpy
    The standby team is in position.
[00:19] Shy
    We're also in position.
[00:22] Shy
    We will now infiltrate the orb.
[00:25] Shrimpy
    There's no telling what'll happen inside.
[00:27] Shrimpy
    Please be careful.
[00:29] Shy
    R-Right!
[00:32] Shy
    Everyone, I'm a coward, and I've
    never been a leader before...
[00:38] Shy
    and I'm still really weak.
[00:41] Shy
    But everyone's lives are in my hands today.
[00:44] Shy
    I'm super scared...
[00:47] Shy
    But...
[00:48] Shy
    But that's exactly why...
[00:50] Shy
    we won't lose!
[02:33] Shy
    It opened.
SIGN    Episode 17: 
    Storming In
[02:38] Reporter
    The heroes have just
    entered the black orb!
[02:41] Reporter
    According to the information we just
    received, Shy is leading these heroes.
SIGN    Part of Tokyo City Center Has Disappeared
    
    Heroes Try to Enter the Black Orb
SIGN    Asakusa, Tokyo
[02:46] Commentator
    Shy?
[02:48] Commentator
    Is Shy really cut out for this?
[02:51] Commentator
    I've heard that Century and
    Stardust are also at the scene.
SIGN    Shy's the leader?! Seriously?!
SIGN    Isnt' she super unreliable?
SIGN    Shy's the leader? lolol
    Tokyo's done for lolol
SIGN    it should've been Stardust or Century
SIGN    Wait, Shy's the leader?! 
    Well, I'm definitely worried...
SIGN    Shy? Really? You probably 
    can't do it, but good luck anyway
SIGN    Hey, is Shy actually strong? 
    Can she even fight?
SIGN    Topics
SIGN    Media
SIGN    Friends
SIGN    Videos
SIGN    Noapon@Mentaiko_mogu2
    Wait, Shy's the leader?!
     Well, I'm definitely worried...
    
    
SIGN    JonnyPOP@XXXip0816...
    Isnt' she super unreliable?
    
    
SIGN    Lives in the City@colorful...
    Shy's the leader? lolol
    Tokyo's done for lolol
    
    
SIGN    Vanilla Soft@Vanilla_soft2...
    it should've been Stardust or Century
    
    
[02:59] Daigo
    Sis...
[03:01] Daigo
    Do you think Shy will be okay?
[03:04] Iko
    Of course!
[03:05] Iko
    Shy will fix all this in no time!
[03:10] Daigo
    Yeah!
[03:15] Iko
    Right, Teru-chan?
[03:31] Lady Black
    It's so quiet that it's actually creepy.
[03:34] Mianlong
    It's hard to believe we're
    in the middle of a huge city.
[03:37] Spirit
    No light or electricity reaches in here.
[03:41] Lady Black
    Look over there.
[03:44] Lady Black
    Looks like something's definitely over there.
[03:46] Shy
    I guess our first destination is that tower.
[03:51] Shy
    Let's go.
[03:57] Shy
    Where did everyone in the city go?
[04:02] Mianlong
    The enemy hasn't attacked yet.
[04:04] Mianlong
    I wonder if they haven't caught on to us.
[04:08] Spirit
    I'm going to have a peek from above.
[04:11] Spirit
    I'll do it quietly so no one sees me.
[04:14] Shy
    Th-Thank you!
[04:17] Spirit
    It's so dark, I can barely see anything.
[04:22] Spirit
    Teru-chan! Over here!
[04:25] Shy
    Wh-What is it, Spirit-san?
[04:28] Spirit
    Over here!
[04:39] Mianlong
    Wh-What are they?
[04:42] Shy
    Are they... the people that were inside?
[04:45] Lady
    I'll check them out.
[04:47] Lady
    You guys keep a look out!
[04:48] Shy
    R-Right!
[04:51] Shy
    I-I wonder if they're okay...
[04:55] Spirit
    I wonder if it's due to
    the nature of this orb,
[04:58] Spirit
    or if that happened to them because
    they've been in here for so long.
[05:02] Lady
    Well, they're showing signs of
    life, so they seem to be alive.
[05:06] Spirit
    If it's like last time, they should turn back
    to normal once we defeat what caused this.
[05:11] Spirit
    We should hurry—
[05:14] Spirit
    Up above! Something's coming!
[05:18] Shy
    An attack?!
[05:20] Shy
    Everyone! Prepare for combat!
[05:22] Doki
    There you are.
[05:24] Doki
    You damn vermin, sneakily scurrying about...
[05:28] Doki
    You annoying heroes!
[05:32] Doki
    You're in the way... got it?!
[05:37] Ai
    Me?
[05:43] Shy
    I don't know what you're plotting...
[05:45] Mianlong
    But as long as we're here...
[05:48] Shy and Mianlong
    ...you won't have your way!
[05:50] Doki
    What? You wanna die?
[05:52] Shy
    Did you do this to all these innocent people?
[05:55] Doki
    Nope, that's not me.
[05:57] Doki
    They're just a byproduct of this area.
[06:00] Doki
    And no one cares about that!
[06:04] Doki
    My name is Doki, the Wrathful Dragon.
[06:08] Doki
    I'll beat you all to a pulp and destroy you!
[06:14] Doki
    Or so I'd like to say...
[06:18] Doki
    but I have no interest in you.
[06:21] Doki
    Hey, you, Princess.
[06:22] Doki
    I came here to kidnap you.
[06:25] Ai
    What do you want with me?
[06:28] Doki
    It's not me. It's what she wants.
[06:32] Doki
    She's waiting at the top
    of the tower for you.
[06:35] Ai
    The top of the tower... I knew it.
[06:39] Doki
    Well? You coming? Or do you
    want me to destroy you?!
[06:44] Lady Black
    I mean, we were heading
    there in the first place.
[06:50] Lady Black
    Guess that means whatever's
    causing this is in that tower.
[06:54] Lady Black
    What do you want to do, Leader?
[06:55] Shy
    Um... Sh-Should we just head over there?
[06:59] Mianlong
    Yes!
[06:59] Spirit
    Sounds good.
[07:01] Doki
    Hey! Wait a damn minute!
[07:04] Lady Black
    What? You want us to go
    to the tower, don't you?
[07:07] Lady Black
    We're going, and she's coming with us.
[07:09] Lady Black
    You got a problem?
[07:13] Doki
    Huh?
[07:14] Doki
    I'm supposed to take her over there...
[07:16] Doki
    But if they're going... that works... too?
[07:20] Lady
    Clearly he's an idiot. That's great.
[07:23] Doki
    No, wait, damn it! I'm taking her! Just her!
[07:27] Doki
    I don't need you heroes!
[07:30] Lady
    Would you shut up already?
[07:33] Lady
    What are you gonna do about
    it, you cute little lizard?
[07:39] Doki
    What did you just say?
[07:42] Lady Black
    What? You didn't hear me?
[07:45] Lady Black
    I said that you were a vewy,
    vewy, cute little lizard.
[07:48] Shy
    P-Piltz-san!
[07:50] Doki
    Am... Am... Am...
[07:54] Doki
    Am I really that cute?
[07:59] Doki
    But just so you know,
    flattery will get you nowhere!
[08:04] Doki
    Oh, fine! Follow me! I'll take you
    to the tower using the safe route.
[08:10] Shy
    U-Um...
[08:13] Lady Black
    I thought he was an idiot...
    but I take that back.
[08:18] Lady Black
    He's not an idiot. He's a huge idiot.
[08:27] Shy
    U-Um... the people here are s-safe, right?
[08:32] Doki
    Huh? Yeah, they're probably still safe.
[08:35] Doki
    But they've been exposed to
    Utsuro's heart for a while now.
[08:39] Doki
    In another hour or so, they'll be empty.
[08:43] Shy
    Empty?
[08:45] Doki
    They'll lose their hearts.
[08:47] Doki
    That's the nature of Utsuro's heart.
[08:52] Spirit
    Did you say your name was Doki-san?
[08:55] Doki
    What?
[08:56] Spirit
    This Utsuro's at the tower, right?
[08:59] Spirit
    Why is she waiting for Ai-chan?
[09:01] Doki
    No idea. We don't interfere
    with each other's hearts.
[09:06] Doki
    We just help each other out with our dreams.
[09:09] Spirit
    Hm... Dreams, eh?
[09:13] Doki
    I have a dream, too!
[09:15] Doki
    One day, I'm gonna collect them from
    around the country... no, the world!
[09:19] Doki
    I'm gonna collect all the cutest plushies!
[09:21] Doki
    And then I'm gonna sleep
    like a baby in their pile.
[09:26] Doki
    Makes you jealous, huh?
[09:29] Shy
    I-I see... I guess you
    have a girly side, too...
[09:36] Doki
    What did you just say?
[09:38] Shy
    Huh? Um, well...
[09:40] Shy
    Since you like plushies,
    you seem girly and cute.
[09:46] Doki
    Girly and cute?
[10:01] Doki
    Girly?
[10:03] Doki
    You're making it sound like guys
    aren't allowed to like cute things!
[10:08] Doki
    It pisses me off so much I could kill you!
[10:11] Doki
    How dare you stomp on my manly
    heart with your dirty feet?!
[10:16] Doki
    I take back what I said!
[10:19] Doki
    I'll murder all of you!
[10:21] Shy
    What?! Why?!
[10:25] Spirit
    Looks like you've done it again, Teru-chan!
[10:33] Lady Black
    Aw, man. He was gonna be super useful, too.
[10:36] Doki
    What's wrong with guys being cute?!
[10:43] Lady
    Well, you definitely poked a sore spot.
[10:50] Shy
    Shy...
SIGN    Mianlong 
    
    Real Name: Mingming Li 
    Nationality: Chinese
    Likes: Sleeping, moon cakes
     Has the ability to make people fall asleep.
    A martial artist who is often mistaken for a girl.
[11:00] Doki
    How dare you decide it's girly?!
[11:04] Doki
    I'll take you and your
    rotten sense of values...
[11:07] Doki
    and destroy you all!
[11:09] Lady
    He's coming.
[11:09] Spirit
    Be careful!
[11:11] Doki
    Rage!
[11:18] Shy
    He trapped us in!
[11:21] Doki
    You've got nowhere to go!
[11:23] Doki
    Get crushed and disappear, heroes!
[11:26] Ai
    What're we supposed to do about him?!
[11:28] Mianlong
    Stand back!
[11:30] Mianlong
    Dragon's Sleeping Fist!
[11:32] Mianlong
    Secret Technique!
[11:33] Mianlong
    Heart-Shaking Palm!
SIGN    Heart-Shaking Palm
[11:37] Doki
    M-My body... won't move...
[11:44] Shy
    That was amazing, Mianlong-san!
[11:47] Mianlong
    I just knocked him out for a bit.
[11:50] Mianlong
    Leader, I'll take care of things here.
[11:52] Shy
    Huh?
[11:53] Mianlong
    If what he said is correct,
[11:55] Mianlong
    we have less than an hour before
    these people lose their hearts.
[12:00] Mianlong
    We don't have any time to waste here.
[12:04] Lady Black
    It's too risky for you to stay behind alone!
[12:06] Lady Black
    We don't even know what
    kind of powers he has—
[12:10] Lady
    What?
[12:12] Shy
    All right. Let's leave this to Mianlong-san.
[12:15] Lady Black
    What?! Are you serious?!
[12:17] Shy
    I know just how strong Mianlong-san is.
[12:21] Shy
    And I also know that he doesn't like to fight.
[12:24] Shy
    And yet he said that he'd stay behind and fight.
[12:28] Shy
    Our best option here is to believe
    in him and continue forward.
[12:34] Shy
    I trust you to have our backs, Mianlong-san!
[12:37] Mianlong
    Right!
[12:45] Mianlong
    Please take care of everyone.
[12:47] Doki
    Stop messing with me!
[12:50] Doki
    I'll bury the five of you!
    You'll be pushing up daisies!
[12:56] Mianlong
    That won't be possible.
[12:57] Doki
    Huh?!
[12:59] Mianlong
    Because everyone else has already left.
[13:03] Doki
    What?!
[13:05] Doki
    When did they run off?!
[13:07] Doki
    You won't get away with ignoring me!
[13:09] Mianlong
    Why are you in Amarariruku?
[13:14] Doki
    And why would I to tell you that?!
[13:19] Mianlong
    Y-You don't really seem like a bad person.
[13:24] Mianlong
    So why are you doing this?
[13:27] Doki
    Bad? That's all you lot ever think about.
[13:31] Doki
    You're so obsessed with
    what's good or what's bad!
[13:35] Doki
    Do you have any idea
[13:36] Doki
    how it feels to be ridiculed
    under the guise of what's right?!
[13:41] Doki
    I bet a woman like you would have no idea!
[13:46] Doki
    When no one accepts how you look!
[13:49] Doki
    The despair of being
    denied what you wish for!
[13:52] Doki
    Cute girls like you
[13:55] Doki
    are allowed to sleep hugging plushies!
[13:57] Doki
    You're allowed to wear frilly clothes!
[13:59] Doki
    And the whole world accepts you!
[14:02] Doki
    Because you're a cute girl!
[14:07] Mianlong
    I'm a man!
[14:09] Doki
    Huh?!
[14:10] Doki
    Wha... What?!
[14:12] Doki
    You're a guy, and you have those big,
    puppy-dog eyes and that cute voice?!
[14:16] Mianlong
    D-Don't call me cute!
[14:19] Doki
    Damn it...
[14:20] Mianlong BG
    Sparkle! Sparkle, sparkle!
[14:21] Doki
    When you're that cute, you look
    like you're made to hold plushies!
[14:26] Mianlong
    N-No, I don't!
[14:27] Mianlong BG
    A man... I'm a man... I'm a man...
[14:28] Mianlong
    I wanna be a much stronger, cooler guy!
[14:32] Doki
    You jerk! There's nothing
    great about being cool!
[14:36] Mianlong
    But there is! Since I was born
    a man, I want to seem manly!
[14:40] Doki
    Get real!
[14:41] Doki
    Guys are supposed to strive to be cute!
[14:43] Mianlong
    No, they aren't!
[14:50] Doki
    Well, whatever.
[14:52] Doki
    Let's settle things here and now!
[14:55] Mianlong
    I don't want to fight, but I can't back down.
[14:59] Mianlong
    Regardless of good or evil, this is...
[15:03] Doki
    This is...
[15:05] Mianlong and Doki
    ...a battle between men!
[15:18] Inori
    Apparently, Doki went to confront the heroes.
[15:24] Inori
    But you know how Doki is.
[15:26] Inori
    He's such a free spirit that he
    may have forgotten everything.
[15:30] Utsuro
    That's fine. They'll eventually come here.
[15:35] Utsuro
    You can do as you please, too,
[15:39] Utsuro
    Inori-sama.
[15:42] Inori
    But of course, dreaming child.
[15:46] Inori
    This is all to grant your wish.
[15:50] Inori
    I shall go purge the heroes.
[15:58] Utsuro
    Yes, a dream.
[16:01] Utsuro
    There's no point.
[16:04] Utsuro
    I don't need a heart, either.
[16:10] Mianlong
    Slumbering Claws!
SIGN    Slumbering
SIGN    Claws
[16:13] Doki
    Huh?
[16:14] Doki
    What's that supposed to be?!
[16:20] Mianlong
    My Slumbering Claws had no effect?
[16:23] Doki
    Your attacks don't hurt me at all!
[16:28] Mianlong
    You said earlier that
[16:31] Mianlong
    you weren't accepted for
    the way you wanted to look.
[16:33] Mianlong
    Do you mean how you look right now?
[16:37] Doki
    You sure do like pissing people off!
[16:41] Mianlong
    I'm not trying to make you mad.
[16:44] Mianlong
    Why are you so obsessed with masculinity?
[16:47] Doki
    That's none of your business!
[16:49] Doki
    Being a man is the way I choose to live!
[16:51] Doki
    Are you also a piece of trash that
    looks down on others' hearts?!
[16:55] Mianlong
    No. I'm not.
[16:57] Mianlong
    To me...
[16:59] Mianlong
    You look cool because you follow your heart.
[17:04] Doki
    Huh?!
[17:05] Mianlong
    Because I'm weak, I always
    have a hard time doing that.
[17:10] Mianlong
    But you managed to see your
    ideal vision of a man through,
[17:13] Mianlong
    no matter what hardships you faced.
[17:16] Mianlong
    That's just how I felt.
[17:18] Doki
    Don't give me that crap!
[17:20] Doki
    I'm cool? Screw that!
[17:22] Doki
    Piss off with that flimsy sense of pity!
[17:25] Doki
    You'll pay for that! I'll crush you!
[17:29] Mianlong
    I can't let you crush me.
[17:31] Mianlong
    Because I am also a man.
[17:44] Spirit
    Teru-chan, stop!
[17:52] Shy
    I-It's a person! I guess someone
    was still safe in here!
[17:56] Lady black
    Wait. Something seems off...
[18:03] People
    Found them...
[18:04] People
    Catch them...
[18:04] Lady Black
    Wait, what the hell?
[18:05] People
    Capture them...
[18:07] Spirit
    They're probably being controlled,
    just like last time.
[18:12] Shy
    It'll be dangerous if we
    get caught. Th-This way!
[18:16] Shy
    They're coming from this way, too!
[18:18] Lady Black
    No way!
[18:19] Shy
    Wh-What should we do?!
[18:21] Lady Black
    What do we do? I mean,
    we can't take them down...
[18:25] Ai
    Leave this to me.
[18:27] Ai
    Ninja Art...
[18:29] Ai
    Cherry Blossom Veil!
[18:41] Ai
    Looks like we lost them.
[18:43] Shy
    Was that a ninja technique?
[18:45] Shy
    That was amazing!
[18:46] Ai
    I'm not sure if it's really amazin'...
    considering it won't work every time.
[18:52] Ai
    If Tokimaru were here, we could've
    used a different technique.
[18:57] Ai
    What in the world is he
    doin' at a time like this?
[19:02] Spirit
    But I don't think we're
    gonna get through this way.
[19:06] Ai
    I wonder if there's a place around
    here where there aren't any people.
[19:11] Shy
    I'm not sure if a place like
    that exists in the city...
[19:15] Shy
    Oh!
[19:16] Shy
    Th-There is a place in the city
    where not many people are around
[19:19] Shy
    that leads to a lot of places.
[19:22] Lady Black
    Somewhere like that exists?
[19:24] Shy
    Well...
[19:29] Spirit
    I see! The railroad tracks!
[19:31] Spirit
    I guess normal people wouldn't be down here.
[19:34] Shy
    Yes. I'm pretty sure...
[19:37] Shy
    that this leads to a place
    very close to the tower.
[19:40] Shy
    So we'll be able to get
    there without being found.
[19:47] Shy
    Ai-san! If this is too much
    for you, we can slow down.
[19:50] Lady Black
    Hey! I'm not about to let them catch
    up to us because we took a break.
[19:55] Lady Black
    Can you really be a ninja
    with that little stamina?
[19:59] Shy
    P-Piltz-san, wait!
[20:00] Ai
    It's all right, Teru-san.
    She's only speakin' the truth.
[20:04] Ai
    A long time ago, my heart
    was seriously wounded.
[20:08] Ai
    Ever since then, I haven't been
    able to do any strenuous exercise.
[20:13] Lady Black
    Sorry I said something so mean.
[20:16] Lady Black
    Let me make it up to you.
[20:19] Ai
    Hey, um...
[20:21] Lady Black
    There. We're all set.
[20:23] Ai
    Y-You don't need to do this...
    It's so much trouble...
[20:27] Lady Black
    I'll have you know that I'm
    pretty confident in my legs!
[20:30] Lady Black
    Okay, let's pick up the pace, Leader!
[20:32] Shy
    R-Right!
[20:40] Shy
    Just up ahead! We're almost there!
[20:42] Lady Black
    Wait, isn't that...
[20:44] Shy
    "That"?
[20:57] Shy
    A-A toy train?
[21:06] Kufufu
    Ladies and something-or-others!
[21:10] Kufufu
    I'm in charge of the railroad...
[21:14] Kufufu
    It's me! Kufufu-san!
[21:17] Shy
    She's...
[21:19] Spirit
    The one that was with Mama.
[21:22] Kufufu
    Hehehe.
[21:24] Kufufu
    Now, my dear heroes, have you
    heard of the trolley problem?
[21:29] Kufufu
    You're a conductor on a train
    that's zoomin' down those tracks.
[21:33] Kufufu
    The tracks are split before you,
[21:35] Kufufu
    and one track has five party people
    while the other has one loner.
[21:38] Kufufu
    Now, which track should you switch to
    and zoom down to get the most laughs?
[21:44] Kufufu
    Well? What would you do, heroes?
[21:47] Shy
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[21:49] Kufufu
    Oh, don't tell me your answer.
[21:52] Kufufu
    Because you're about to
    play it out in reality!
[21:55] Kufufu
    Now, go forth! Zoomy zoom, packed train!
[22:01] Shy
    No way!
[22:03] Shy
    There are people on board?!