E1 - Useless

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[00:04] H
    He's over there. Go around.
[00:10] H
    Go around. We'll break through fast.
[00:11] Comrade
    I'll handle it.
[00:14] H
    Flank left. Somebody do it.
[00:19] H
    You okay?
[00:20] Comrade
    I'm fine.
[00:21] Comrade
    Now! Go!
[00:23] Kohei
    Shoot! Go for it!
[00:24] Kohei
    Shoot! We're going for it!
[00:27] Kohei
    Shoot! We're going for it!
[00:31] H
    There!
[00:34] Kohei
    Go!
[00:41] H
    This is it!
[00:49] Comrades
    Hideto! Hideto!
[00:51] Comrades
    Shoot!
[00:57] Comrades
    What are you doing, Hideto?
[00:59] Comrades
    Keep an eye on your magazine, dude.
[01:01] Comrades
    I can't believe you.
[01:03] H
    Wait, is this my fault?
[01:05] H
    Why weren't you guys backing me up?
[01:08] Comrades
    Not again.
[01:09] Comrades
    So it's our fault, then?
[01:13] Teammates
    Our fault?
[01:15] Teammates
    It's our fault your shots don't go in?
[01:19] K
    Why?
[01:21] K
    Why can't you win...
[01:23] K
    when you've got me?!
[01:26] TV
    Kakegawa High School was once
    famous for Kubo's 11-Man Dodge,
[01:28] TV
    and top players like Tanaka,
    Hiramtasu, and Shiraishi.
[01:33] TV
    But its once-famous soccer team is
    now in danger of being shut down...
[01:40] H
    I thought they could win,
    as long as they had me.
[01:43] H
    I didn't realize how arrogant I was until...
[01:45] Kazama
    Sahara!
[01:46] H
    Damn it!
[01:47] K
    He left me.
[01:50] K
    And we stopped
    being able to win at all.
[01:55] K
    They all labeled us useless. Worthless.
[02:00] Students
    Go! Go!
[02:01] ---
    Get in there!
[02:02] Students
    Shoot! Shoot!
[02:04] Sahara
    Kazama!
[02:09] Students
    You're passing?
[02:10] Students
    You should be shooting!
[02:15] H
    Everybody's like that.
    They treat us like objects.
[02:19] H
    They forget they ever
    liked us in the first place.
[02:23] H
    And the ones left behind are labeled...
[02:27] H
    Worthless.
[02:33] H
    They're just like me.
[02:36] H
    Losers, just like me.
[02:42] H
    Worthless, with no hope left.
SIGN    Shoot!
SIGN    Useless
[04:23] Kazama
    You were laughing at us, weren't you?
[04:25] H
    I wasn't... laughing.
[04:29] Kazama
    Don't lie to me!
[04:31] Kazama
    Yeah, we looked awful out there.
[04:34] Kazama
    Maybe we deserved to be laughed at.
[04:36] Kazama
    But we did our best!
[04:38] Kazama
    We gave it our all!
[04:40] H
    Yeah, you're right.
[04:42] H
    You and Kurokawa had some
    good moves out there.
[04:45] Kazama
    Good moves?
[04:48] Kurokawa
    Do you know a lot about soccer, Tsuji?
[04:51] H
    No, not at all.
[04:53] H
    I don't care about it at all.
[04:55] Kazama
    So somebody who doesn't care about
    soccer at all was laughing at us?
[04:59] H
    I was not laughing!
[05:01] Kazama
    You were!
[05:03] Kurokawa
    H-Hey, Jo! Cool down! Cool down!
[05:06] H
    That's right.
[05:08] H
    Don't get so upset.
[05:10] H
    It's just soccer.
[05:12] Kazama
    "Just" soccer?
[05:14] Kazama
    I dare you to say that again!
[05:18] ---
    There are two things I hate:
[05:21] ---
    sucking up to people,
    and people who act like know-it-alls!
[05:24] ---
    What do you know about soccer?
[05:26] ---
    You don't even care about it!
[05:29] H
    The only thing that matters in soccer is
     whether your shot goes in the goal or not.
[05:36] Kazama
    You don't know a damn thing!
[05:37] Kazama
    Do you know how hard it is to get
    to where you can take that shot?
[05:41] Kazama
    How we spend every day
    training till we want to puke
[05:44] Kazama
    to get to where we can take just one shot?
[05:49] Kazama
    Why don't you try it?
[05:53] Kazama
    Want to see if it's that easy
    to get a shot in the goal?
[05:58] H
    There's no reason for me to do that.
[05:59] Kazama
    No, there sure as hell is.
[06:02] Kazama
    You were laughing at our soccer game.
[06:05] H
    I was not!
[06:07] Kazama
    Then what the hell were you laughing at?
[06:10] H
    I apologize.
[06:12] H
    That's good enough, right?
[06:14] Kazama
    Wait.
[06:16] Kazama
    What are you so scared of?
[06:19] Kazama
    It's just soccer, right?
[06:22] Kazama
    It's just about whether
    the shot goes in the goal, right?
[06:25] Kazama
    Face off with me, then!
[06:27] Kazama
    In soccer!
[06:30] H
    Stop it! Stop!
[06:33] H
    Never...
[06:34] H
    drag me back into soccer again!
[06:41] Kazama
    You little...!
[06:42] H
    Remember this!
[06:44] H
    I'm never playing soccer again!
[06:46] H
    Never talk about it
    in front of me again!
[06:54] Kazama
    What's wrong with him?
[06:56] Kurokawa
    You okay?
[06:57] H
    Leave me alone!
[06:59] H
    Is there anything else you want to say?
[07:01] Kurokawa
    No, I'm sorry...
[07:05] Kurokawa
    But please understand!
[07:08] Kurokawa
    He just gets really upset when
    somebody makes fun of soccer.
[07:12] H
    I wasn't making fun of soccer.
[07:16] H
    I really just don't care about it.
[07:23] Kazama
    What's his problem?
SIGN    Shizuoka Prefectural
     School Kakegawa
[07:37] Kids
    Pass! Pass!
[07:39] Kids
    There!
[07:41] Kids
    Over here!
[07:48] Kids
    Pass to me!
[07:49] Kids
    Over here!
[07:51] Kohei
    Shoot!
[07:54] Kohei
    Over here! Go for it!
[07:58] Kohei
    Now!
[08:02] Ref
    It's in!
[08:03] Ref
    Nobody was able to block Tsuji's shot!
[08:06] Kohei
    We did it!
[08:17] Kids
    Sorry!
[08:19] Kids
    Can you kick it back?
[08:21] Kids
    Please!
[08:28] Kids
    Over here!
[08:38] Atsushi
    I guess you know better
     than to yell at kids.
[08:42] Kids
    Thanks!
[08:43] H
    You're...
[08:44] A
    "Never drag me back into
    soccer again!" I liked that.
[08:49] A
    Look at those kids.
[08:50] A
    When they play soccer,
    all they do is race after the ball.
[08:56] A
    Did you get hurt and now you can't play?
[08:59] A
    Or did something really bad happen?
[09:04] H
    Who are you?
[09:06] A
    Leave the awful past behind.
[09:08] A
    If you stay stuck in it,
[09:10] A
    you'll never be able to move forward.
[09:16] H
    Leave the past behind?
[09:18] H
    You don't know a thing... Not a thing!
[09:21] H
    What do you mean, "Go forward!"
[09:24] H
    You...!
[09:31] Ayaka
    Hideto! Sorry I'm late!
[09:34] Ayaka
    My meeting ran long and then
    I got a call just as I was leaving!
[09:39] Ayaka
    You hungry?
[09:40] H
    Sorry, I'm logging off.
[09:43] Comrades
    This early?
[09:44] Comrades
    We're doing great today!
[09:46] Comrades
    That's right. We can get our rank up—
[09:48] H
    Night.
[09:54] Ayaka
    Hideto! Did something happen?
[09:56] H
    Stay out of my room!
[09:58] Ayaka
    I am staying out.
[09:59] H
    What do you want?
[10:00] Ayaka
    You look down.
[10:01] H
    I'm no different than usual.
[10:03] Ayaka
    Sheesh. Why not put the video games
     away and get some exercise?
[10:08] Ayaka
    Or some day, your young body will have
    stored up so much energy it'll explode!
[10:14] H
    That sounds kind of dirty.
[10:17] Ayaka
    It does not!
[10:18] Ayaka
    Okay, wait 20 minutes
    while I get dinner ready!
[10:26] H
    Get some exercise...
[10:29] Kazama
    You don't know a damn thing!
[10:31] Kazama
    Do you know how hard it is to get
    to where you can take that shot?
[10:34] Kazama
    How we spend every day
    training till we want to puke
[10:37] Kazama
    to get to where we can take just one shot?
[10:40] Atsushi
    Did you get hurt and now you can't play?
[10:43] Atsushi
    Or did something really bad happen?
[10:50] Teammates
    Hideto's shots just don't go in.
[10:54] Teammates
    Yeah. They used to.
[10:57] Teammates
    Without his buddy, he's just useless.
[11:05] Kohei
    Shoot! Go for it!
[11:13] Kohei
    Shoot, you're amazing!
[11:15] H
    No, it's because you were there to help me!
[11:18] Kohei
    Shoot, let's keep playing
    soccer together forever!
[11:26] H
    Damn it! No...
[11:29] H
    Damn it all...
[11:31] H
    He... He...
[11:35] Atsushi
    Leave the awful past behind.
[11:37] Atsushi
    If you stay stuck in it,
[11:39] Atsushi
    you'll never be able to move forward.
[11:46] Ayaka
    Hideto, dinner's ready!
[11:49] Ayaka
    Are you crying?
[11:52] Ayaka
    Did you get dumped?
[12:15] Kazama
    I made it! Just in time!
[12:18] Students
    That's our soccer team's ace!
[12:21] Students
    He moves at the speed of light!
[12:22] Students
    His team's the lowest ranking
    in the league, though.
[12:24] Kazama
    Shut up!
[12:26] Kazama
    Your awful baseball team lost
    in the first round and—
[12:29] Kurokawa
    It's okay. That was just the first bell.
[12:31] Kazama
    Really?
[12:32] Kazama
    I could've slept a little more, then.
[12:35] Kurokawa
    That doesn't mean you get to sleep in class.
[12:38] H
    Um...
[12:40] Kazama
    What?
[12:41] H
    About yesterday...
[12:45] H
    I...
[12:46] Sahara
    Kazama, you got a sec?
[12:48] Kazama
    Sure.
[12:51] Student
    Tsuji, you're into Last Survivor, right?
[12:56] Student
    I've got a ticket to the
    Ariake event. You in?
[13:00] Student
    This Saturday.
[13:01] H
    Sorry.
[13:03] H
    I'm busy Saturday.
[13:06] H
    Next time, definitely.
[13:08] Student
    Sure thing.
[13:09] Student
    He's always busy, though.
[13:12] Student
    You've got that right.
[13:15] Kazama
    What? You're kidding me!
[13:19] Kazama
    Why, though?
[13:21] Sahara
    Don't blame me.
[13:23] Sahara
    They refused to do it.
[13:25] Kazama
    Then our game today...
[13:27] Sahara
    Ain't happening! It's just practice.
[13:30] Sahara
    It'll be a nice break, right?
[13:32] Kazama
    Break?
[13:34] Sahara
    They said anybody who wants
    a day off can have it.
[13:37] Sahara
    Anyway, there you go.
[13:39] Sahara
    See you.
[13:42] Kazama
    Damn it!
[13:44] Student
    What's wrong?
[13:45] Student
    Nomada must have refused
     the practice match.
[13:49] Student
    The one they do every year?
[13:51] Student
    I guess they said we're not
    even worth practicing on.
[13:56] Kazama
    Does it feel good?
[13:59] Kazama
    I'm asking if it feels good!
[14:01] Kurokawa
    Stop it, Jo!
[14:03] Kazama
    You hate soccer, don't you?
[14:06] H
    I didn't say I hated it.
[14:09] H
    I just don't care.
[14:11] H
    Listen, you don't need to play
    for the school team, right?
[14:17] H
    There are private clubs...
[14:20] Kazama
    Hell no!
[14:22] Kazama
    Do you know what this place is?
[14:24] Kazama
    Kakegawa used to be one of the
    best teams in the country!
[14:29] Kazama
    They made it all the way to
    the national championships
[14:31] Kazama
    just two years after the team was founded!
[14:34] Kazama
    And then they won!
[14:38] Kazama
    Toshihiko Tanaka.
[14:40] Kazama
    Atsushi Kamiya.
[14:42] Kazama
    Kazuhiro Hiramatsu, the genius!
[14:45] Kazama
    Kenji Shiraishi, one of
    the best goal keepers ever!
[14:48] Kazama
    Kakegawa started from nothing, and
    they took it all the way to the top!
[14:52] Kazama
    I've always looked up to
    the Kakegawa soccer team!
[14:56] Kazama
    My goal is here, and nowhere else!
[14:59] Kazama
    And you laughed at soccer!
    I'll never forgive you!
[15:05] H
    What do you want me to do, then?
[15:10] Kazama
    Prove it to me.
[15:12] Kazama
    Prove that it's "just" soccer.
[15:15] Kazama
    Play a game with me.
[15:18] H
    Sure.
[15:21] H
    But I have a condition.
[15:25] H
    It's not a game of soccer between you and me.
[15:27] H
    It's a PK match.
[15:29] Kazama
    PK?
[15:31] H
    Remember what I said?
[15:33] H
    The only thing that matters in soccer
[15:36] H
    is whether the shot goes in the goal!
[15:38] Kazama
    Sure, fine by me.
[15:42] Kazama
    You laughed at our school!
[15:44] Kazama
    At Kakegawa's soccer team!
[15:47] Kazama
    I'll show you the Kakegawa soul!
[15:58] Sahara
    Okay, Kazama! Block him!
[16:03] Sahara
    You're ready, right?
[16:05] Kazama
    You've got ten shots!
[16:07] H
    Got it!
[16:09] Kurokawa
    Do these shoes fit okay?
[16:10] Kurokawa
    They're a 6.5.
[16:12] H
    Yes. Thank you.
[16:20] Teacher
    You're sure the answer is no?
[16:22] Teacher
    Mr. Isogai highly recommended
    you for the role of coach...
[16:29] Sahara
    Come on, what's wrong?
[16:31] Sahara
    It's gotta go in the goal!
[16:33] Sonoda
    Huh. Kazama said he was having a PK shootout.
[16:37] Sonoda
    I thought he'd be up against someone good.
[16:40] Sahara
    But it's just an amateur?
[16:42] Kurokawa
    Okay.
[16:43] H
    Here I go!
[16:45] ---
    Go.
[16:46] Kohei
    You can do it!
[16:48] Kohei
    Shoot, get closer!
[16:50] Kohei
    Follow me!
[16:53] Kohei
    Go for it!
[16:56] Kohei
    Shoot!
[17:03] Sahara
    It went in!
[17:06] Kazama
    I-I couldn't follow it!
[17:09] Kazama
    I couldn't tell if it was
    coming from the right or left!
[17:12] H
    Here I go!
[17:16] Teacher
    Are you sure?
[17:18] Teacher
    I want the old, strong Kakegawa back!
    I want to dream again!
[17:27] Kubo
    Kamiya, please.
[17:31] Kubo
    You're the only one who can do it.
[17:34] Kubo
    Do it for me.
[17:38] Kubo
    You be the game maker, instead of me.
[17:44] Kubo
    Bring back the old Kakegawa soccer...
[17:54] Kubo
    It's up...
[17:57] Kubo
    to you now.
[18:03] Kazama
    I can't figure it out!
[18:05] Kazama
    He's not shooting fast at all!
[18:08] Kazama
    There's no reason I shouldn't
    be able to stop him!
[18:13] Kazama
    But...
[18:16] Kazama
    But!
[18:18] Students
    What are you doing?
[18:19] Students
    That's the fourth one!
[18:22] Kazama
    I can't figure it out!
[18:24] Kazama
    Where are his shots coming from?!
[18:27] Kazama
    I can't figure it out!
[18:29] Teacher
    Are you sure the answer's no, Kamiya?
[18:32] Teacher
    Won't you please let this school dream again?
[18:38] Sahara
    Kazama, that's five!
[18:43] H
    One more!
[18:46] H
    One more and I can...
[18:47] H
    give up...
[18:49] H
    on...
[18:51] H
    soccer!
[18:54] Kazama
    No! I can't figure it out!
[18:57] Kazama
    I can't figure out where
    his shots are coming from!
[19:01] H
    Go in!
[19:02] H
    GO IN!
[19:10] Kurokawa
    It's in!
[19:15] Sahara
    Kazama!
[19:16] Kurokawa
    Jo!
[19:18] Kurokawa
    I can't believe it!
[19:19] Kurokawa
    Jo couldn't even stop one shot?
[19:21] Kurokawa
    Those shots looked totally ordinary!
[19:24] Kazama
    Damn it!
[19:27] Kazama
    I can't see where his shots are going!
[19:30] Kazama
    I can't figure out his kicks!
[19:33] Kazama
    Damn it!
[19:36] H
    We're done here, right?
[19:37] H
    I got six in, so I win.
[19:42] Sonoda
    That was perfect!
[19:44] Sahara
    You'll be great to have!
[19:45] Namioka
    You're amazing!
[19:47] Sonoda
    We'd be glad to have you!
[19:50] H
    I wasn't trying to join the team...
[19:54] A
    I guess you played soccer.
[19:57] A
    Why did you quit?
[20:00] Kazama
    Atsushi Kamiya?!
[20:05] Kazama
    I'll ask a different question.
[20:07] Kazama
    Do you want to play soccer?
[20:12] H
    I'm not interested.
[20:14] Atsushi
    I see.
[20:15] Atsushi
    Then leave.
[20:17] Atsushi
    I'm not interested in you, either.
[20:19] Kurokawa
    Um, why are you here?
[20:23] Atsushi
    I was asked to be your coach.
[20:25] Kazama
    No way!
[20:27] Kazama
    You're going to be our coach?
[20:29] Kurokawa
    Wow...
[20:31] Atsushi
    I'll start by making this clear.
[20:33] Atsushi
    This soccer team is terrible!
[20:36] Atsushi
    If I decide you're a group of losers,
    I'll quit being your coach on the spot!
[20:41] Atsushi
    When that happens,
    the team will be shut down.
[20:46] H
    Thank you.
[20:49] ---
    Hey!
[20:50] Atsushi
    If you've got talent, but don't
    do the work to make it blossom,
[20:56] Atsushi
    you're even worse than a loser.
[21:00] Atsushi
    You're useless.
[21:03] H
    You don't know me! You don't have
    the right to call me a loser!
[21:08] Nomada Coach
    Hey, there!
[21:09] Kohei
    Shoot!
[21:11] Kohei
    Shoot!
[21:12] Kohei
    Hey, there!
[21:14] Students
    Nomada High?
[21:15] Students
    What are they doing here?
[21:17] Students
    I thought they called off
    the practice match.
[21:20] Atsushi
    I called them.
[21:22] Nomada Coach
    That's right.
[21:23] Nomada Coach
    We can't turn down
     a request from Kamiya.
[21:27] Kohei
    Shoot! It's you, right?
[21:30] H
    What's... What's he doing here?
[21:38] H
    The person I least want
    to see in the world...
[21:41] Kohei
    Shoot! I missed you!
[21:47] Kohei
    Shoot!
SIGN    Preview
[23:35] ---
    Next time.
SIGN    Group of Losers
[23:37] ---
    I'll never love it.