# E1 - Useless
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**[00:04] H**
He's over there. Go around.
**[00:10] H**
Go around. We'll break through fast.
**[00:11] Comrade**
*I'll handle it.*
**[00:14] H**
Flank left. Somebody do it.
**[00:19] H**
You okay?
**[00:20] Comrade**
*I'm fine.*
**[00:21] Comrade**
*Now! Go!*
**[00:23] Kohei**
Shoot! Go for it!
**[00:24] Kohei**
Shoot! We're going for it!
**[00:27] Kohei**
Shoot! We're going for it!
**[00:31] H**
There!
**[00:34] Kohei**
Go!
**[00:41] H**
This is it!
**[00:49] Comrades**
*Hideto! Hideto!*
**[00:51] Comrades**
*Shoot!*
**[00:57] Comrades**
*What are you doing, Hideto?*
**[00:59] Comrades**
*Keep an eye on your magazine, dude.*
**[01:01] Comrades**
*I can't believe you.*
**[01:03] H**
Wait, is this my fault?
**[01:05] H**
Why weren't you guys backing me up?
**[01:08] Comrades**
*Not again.*
**[01:09] Comrades**
*So it's our fault, then?*
**[01:13] Teammates**
Our fault?
**[01:15] Teammates**
It's our fault your shots don't go in?
**[01:19] K**
Why?
**[01:21] K**
Why can't you win...
**[01:23] K**
when you've got me?!
**[01:26] TV**
* Kakegawa High School was once*
* famous for Kubo's 11-Man Dodge,*
**[01:28] TV**
* and top players like Tanaka,*
* Hiramtasu, and Shiraishi.*
**[01:33] TV**
* But its once-famous soccer team is*
* now in danger of being shut down...*
**[01:40] H**
* I thought they could win,*
* as long as they had me.*
**[01:43] H**
*I didn't realize how arrogant I was until...*
**[01:45] Kazama**
Sahara!
**[01:46] H**
Damn it!
**[01:47] K**
*He left me.*
**[01:50] K**
* And we stopped*
* being able to win at all.*
**[01:55] K**
*They all labeled us useless. Worthless.*
**[02:00] Students**
Go! Go!
**[02:01] ---**
Get in there!
**[02:02] Students**
Shoot! Shoot!
**[02:04] Sahara**
Kazama!
**[02:09] Students**
You're passing?
**[02:10] Students**
You should be shooting!
**[02:15] H**
* Everybody's like that.*
* They treat us like objects.*
**[02:19] H**
* They forget they ever*
* liked us in the first place.*
**[02:23] H**
*And the ones left behind are labeled...*
**[02:27] H**
*Worthless.*
**[02:33] H**
*They're just like me.*
**[02:36] H**
*Losers, just like me.*
**[02:42] H**
*Worthless, with no hope left.*
***SIGN*** Shoot!
***SIGN*** Useless
**[04:23] Kazama**
You were laughing at us, weren't you?
**[04:25] H**
I wasn't... laughing.
**[04:29] Kazama**
Don't lie to me!
**[04:31] Kazama**
Yeah, we looked awful out there.
**[04:34] Kazama**
Maybe we deserved to be laughed at.
**[04:36] Kazama**
But we did our best!
**[04:38] Kazama**
We gave it our all!
**[04:40] H**
Yeah, you're right.
**[04:42] H**
You and Kurokawa had some
good moves out there.
**[04:45] Kazama**
Good moves?
**[04:48] Kurokawa**
Do you know a lot about soccer, Tsuji?
**[04:51] H**
No, not at all.
**[04:53] H**
I don't care about it at all.
**[04:55] Kazama**
So somebody who doesn't care about
soccer at all was laughing at us?
**[04:59] H**
I was not laughing!
**[05:01] Kazama**
You were!
**[05:03] Kurokawa**
H-Hey, Jo! Cool down! Cool down!
**[05:06] H**
That's right.
**[05:08] H**
Don't get so upset.
**[05:10] H**
It's just soccer.
**[05:12] Kazama**
"Just" soccer?
**[05:14] Kazama**
I dare you to say that again!
**[05:18] ---**
There are two things I hate:
**[05:21] ---**
sucking up to people,
and people who act like know-it-alls!
**[05:24] ---**
What do you know about soccer?
**[05:26] ---**
You don't even care about it!
**[05:29] H**
The only thing that matters in soccer is
whether your shot goes in the goal or not.
**[05:36] Kazama**
You don't know a damn thing!
**[05:37] Kazama**
Do you know how hard it is to get
to where you can take that shot?
**[05:41] Kazama**
How we spend every day
training till we want to puke
**[05:44] Kazama**
to get to where we can take just one shot?
**[05:49] Kazama**
Why don't you try it?
**[05:53] Kazama**
Want to see if it's that easy
to get a shot in the goal?
**[05:58] H**
There's no reason for me to do that.
**[05:59] Kazama**
No, there sure as hell is.
**[06:02] Kazama**
You were laughing at our soccer game.
**[06:05] H**
I was not!
**[06:07] Kazama**
Then what the hell were you laughing at?
**[06:10] H**
I apologize.
**[06:12] H**
That's good enough, right?
**[06:14] Kazama**
Wait.
**[06:16] Kazama**
What are you so scared of?
**[06:19] Kazama**
It's just soccer, right?
**[06:22] Kazama**
It's just about whether
the shot goes in the goal, right?
**[06:25] Kazama**
Face off with me, then!
**[06:27] Kazama**
In soccer!
**[06:30] H**
Stop it! Stop!
**[06:33] H**
Never...
**[06:34] H**
drag me back into soccer again!
**[06:41] Kazama**
You little...!
**[06:42] H**
Remember this!
**[06:44] H**
I'm never playing soccer again!
**[06:46] H**
Never talk about it
in front of me again!
**[06:54] Kazama**
What's wrong with him?
**[06:56] Kurokawa**
You okay?
**[06:57] H**
Leave me alone!
**[06:59] H**
Is there anything else you want to say?
**[07:01] Kurokawa**
No, I'm sorry...
**[07:05] Kurokawa**
But please understand!
**[07:08] Kurokawa**
He just gets really upset when
somebody makes fun of soccer.
**[07:12] H**
I wasn't making fun of soccer.
**[07:16] H**
I really just don't care about it.
**[07:23] Kazama**
What's his problem?
***SIGN*** Shizuoka Prefectural
School Kakegawa
**[07:37] Kids**
Pass! Pass!
**[07:39] Kids**
There!
**[07:41] Kids**
Over here!
**[07:48] Kids**
Pass to me!
**[07:49] Kids**
Over here!
**[07:51] Kohei**
Shoot!
**[07:54] Kohei**
Over here! Go for it!
**[07:58] Kohei**
Now!
**[08:02] Ref**
It's in!
**[08:03] Ref**
Nobody was able to block Tsuji's shot!
**[08:06] Kohei**
We did it!
**[08:17] Kids**
Sorry!
**[08:19] Kids**
Can you kick it back?
**[08:21] Kids**
Please!
**[08:28] Kids**
Over here!
**[08:38] Atsushi**
I guess you know better
than to yell at kids.
**[08:42] Kids**
Thanks!
**[08:43] H**
You're...
**[08:44] A**
"Never drag me back into
soccer again!" I liked that.
**[08:49] A**
Look at those kids.
**[08:50] A**
When they play soccer,
all they do is race after the ball.
**[08:56] A**
Did you get hurt and now you can't play?
**[08:59] A**
Or did something really bad happen?
**[09:04] H**
Who are you?
**[09:06] A**
Leave the awful past behind.
**[09:08] A**
If you stay stuck in it,
**[09:10] A**
you'll never be able to move forward.
**[09:16] H**
*Leave the past behind?*
**[09:18] H**
*You don't know a thing... Not a thing!*
**[09:21] H**
*What do you mean, "Go forward!"*
**[09:24] H**
*You...!*
**[09:31] Ayaka**
Hideto! Sorry I'm late!
**[09:34] Ayaka**
My meeting ran long and then
I got a call just as I was leaving!
**[09:39] Ayaka**
You hungry?
**[09:40] H**
Sorry, I'm logging off.
**[09:43] Comrades**
*This early?*
**[09:44] Comrades**
*We're doing great today!*
**[09:46] Comrades**
*That's right. We can get our rank up—*
**[09:48] H**
Night.
**[09:54] Ayaka**
Hideto! Did something happen?
**[09:56] H**
Stay out of my room!
**[09:58] Ayaka**
I am staying out.
**[09:59] H**
What do you want?
**[10:00] Ayaka**
You look down.
**[10:01] H**
I'm no different than usual.
**[10:03] Ayaka**
Sheesh. Why not put the video games
away and get some exercise?
**[10:08] Ayaka**
Or some day, your young body will have
stored up so much energy it'll explode!
**[10:14] H**
That sounds kind of dirty.
**[10:17] Ayaka**
It does not!
**[10:18] Ayaka**
Okay, wait 20 minutes
while I get dinner ready!
**[10:26] H**
Get some exercise...
**[10:29] Kazama**
You don't know a damn thing!
**[10:31] Kazama**
Do you know how hard it is to get
to where you can take that shot?
**[10:34] Kazama**
How we spend every day
training till we want to puke
**[10:37] Kazama**
to get to where we can take just one shot?
**[10:40] Atsushi**
Did you get hurt and now you can't play?
**[10:43] Atsushi**
Or did something really bad happen?
**[10:50] Teammates**
Hideto's shots just don't go in.
**[10:54] Teammates**
Yeah. They used to.
**[10:57] Teammates**
Without his buddy, he's just useless.
**[11:05] Kohei**
Shoot! Go for it!
**[11:13] Kohei**
Shoot, you're amazing!
**[11:15] H**
No, it's because you were there to help me!
**[11:18] Kohei**
Shoot, let's keep playing
soccer together forever!
**[11:26] H**
Damn it! No...
**[11:29] H**
Damn it all...
**[11:31] H**
He... He...
**[11:35] Atsushi**
Leave the awful past behind.
**[11:37] Atsushi**
If you stay stuck in it,
**[11:39] Atsushi**
you'll never be able to move forward.
**[11:46] Ayaka**
Hideto, dinner's ready!
**[11:49] Ayaka**
Are you crying?
**[11:52] Ayaka**
Did you get dumped?
**[12:15] Kazama**
I made it! Just in time!
**[12:18] Students**
That's our soccer team's ace!
**[12:21] Students**
He moves at the speed of light!
**[12:22] Students**
His team's the lowest ranking
in the league, though.
**[12:24] Kazama**
Shut up!
**[12:26] Kazama**
Your awful baseball team lost
in the first round and—
**[12:29] Kurokawa**
It's okay. That was just the first bell.
**[12:31] Kazama**
Really?
**[12:32] Kazama**
I could've slept a little more, then.
**[12:35] Kurokawa**
That doesn't mean you get to sleep in class.
**[12:38] H**
Um...
**[12:40] Kazama**
What?
**[12:41] H**
About yesterday...
**[12:45] H**
I...
**[12:46] Sahara**
Kazama, you got a sec?
**[12:48] Kazama**
Sure.
**[12:51] Student**
Tsuji, you're into Last Survivor, right?
**[12:56] Student**
I've got a ticket to the
Ariake event. You in?
**[13:00] Student**
This Saturday.
**[13:01] H**
Sorry.
**[13:03] H**
I'm busy Saturday.
**[13:06] H**
Next time, definitely.
**[13:08] Student**
Sure thing.
**[13:09] Student**
He's always busy, though.
**[13:12] Student**
You've got that right.
**[13:15] Kazama**
What? You're kidding me!
**[13:19] Kazama**
Why, though?
**[13:21] Sahara**
Don't blame me.
**[13:23] Sahara**
They refused to do it.
**[13:25] Kazama**
Then our game today...
**[13:27] Sahara**
Ain't happening! It's just practice.
**[13:30] Sahara**
It'll be a nice break, right?
**[13:32] Kazama**
Break?
**[13:34] Sahara**
They said anybody who wants
a day off can have it.
**[13:37] Sahara**
Anyway, there you go.
**[13:39] Sahara**
See you.
**[13:42] Kazama**
Damn it!
**[13:44] Student**
What's wrong?
**[13:45] Student**
Nomada must have refused
the practice match.
**[13:49] Student**
The one they do every year?
**[13:51] Student**
I guess they said we're not
even worth practicing on.
**[13:56] Kazama**
Does it feel good?
**[13:59] Kazama**
I'm asking if it feels good!
**[14:01] Kurokawa**
Stop it, Jo!
**[14:03] Kazama**
You hate soccer, don't you?
**[14:06] H**
I didn't say I hated it.
**[14:09] H**
I just don't care.
**[14:11] H**
Listen, you don't need to play
for the school team, right?
**[14:17] H**
There are private clubs...
**[14:20] Kazama**
Hell no!
**[14:22] Kazama**
Do you know what this place is?
**[14:24] Kazama**
Kakegawa used to be one of the
best teams in the country!
**[14:29] Kazama**
They made it all the way to
the national championships
**[14:31] Kazama**
just two years after the team was founded!
**[14:34] Kazama**
And then they won!
**[14:38] Kazama**
Toshihiko Tanaka.
**[14:40] Kazama**
Atsushi Kamiya.
**[14:42] Kazama**
Kazuhiro Hiramatsu, the genius!
**[14:45] Kazama**
Kenji Shiraishi, one of
the best goal keepers ever!
**[14:48] Kazama**
Kakegawa started from nothing, and
they took it all the way to the top!
**[14:52] Kazama**
I've always looked up to
the Kakegawa soccer team!
**[14:56] Kazama**
My goal is here, and nowhere else!
**[14:59] Kazama**
And you laughed at soccer!
I'll never forgive you!
**[15:05] H**
What do you want me to do, then?
**[15:10] Kazama**
Prove it to me.
**[15:12] Kazama**
Prove that it's "just" soccer.
**[15:15] Kazama**
Play a game with me.
**[15:18] H**
Sure.
**[15:21] H**
But I have a condition.
**[15:25] H**
It's not a game of soccer between you and me.
**[15:27] H**
It's a PK match.
**[15:29] Kazama**
PK?
**[15:31] H**
Remember what I said?
**[15:33] H**
The only thing that matters in soccer
**[15:36] H**
is whether the shot goes in the goal!
**[15:38] Kazama**
Sure, fine by me.
**[15:42] Kazama**
You laughed at our school!
**[15:44] Kazama**
At Kakegawa's soccer team!
**[15:47] Kazama**
I'll show you the Kakegawa soul!
**[15:58] Sahara**
Okay, Kazama! Block him!
**[16:03] Sahara**
You're ready, right?
**[16:05] Kazama**
You've got ten shots!
**[16:07] H**
Got it!
**[16:09] Kurokawa**
Do these shoes fit okay?
**[16:10] Kurokawa**
They're a 6.5.
**[16:12] H**
Yes. Thank you.
**[16:20] Teacher**
You're sure the answer is no?
**[16:22] Teacher**
Mr. Isogai highly recommended
you for the role of coach...
**[16:29] Sahara**
Come on, what's wrong?
**[16:31] Sahara**
It's gotta go in the goal!
**[16:33] Sonoda**
Huh. Kazama said he was having a PK shootout.
**[16:37] Sonoda**
I thought he'd be up against someone good.
**[16:40] Sahara**
But it's just an amateur?
**[16:42] Kurokawa**
Okay.
**[16:43] H**
Here I go!
**[16:45] ---**
Go.
**[16:46] Kohei**
You can do it!
**[16:48] Kohei**
Shoot, get closer!
**[16:50] Kohei**
Follow me!
**[16:53] Kohei**
Go for it!
**[16:56] Kohei**
Shoot!
**[17:03] Sahara**
It went in!
**[17:06] Kazama**
*I-I couldn't follow it!*
**[17:09] Kazama**
* I couldn't tell if it was*
* coming from the right or left!*
**[17:12] H**
Here I go!
**[17:16] Teacher**
Are you sure?
**[17:18] Teacher**
I want the old, strong Kakegawa back!
I want to dream again!
**[17:27] Kubo**
Kamiya, please.
**[17:31] Kubo**
You're the only one who can do it.
**[17:34] Kubo**
Do it for me.
**[17:38] Kubo**
You be the game maker, instead of me.
**[17:44] Kubo**
Bring back the old Kakegawa soccer...
**[17:54] Kubo**
It's up...
**[17:57] Kubo**
to you now.
**[18:03] Kazama**
*I can't figure it out!*
**[18:05] Kazama**
*He's not shooting fast at all!*
**[18:08] Kazama**
* There's no reason I shouldn't*
* be able to stop him!*
**[18:13] Kazama**
*But...*
**[18:16] Kazama**
*But!*
**[18:18] Students**
What are you doing?
**[18:19] Students**
That's the fourth one!
**[18:22] Kazama**
*I can't figure it out!*
**[18:24] Kazama**
*Where are his shots coming from?!*
**[18:27] Kazama**
*I can't figure it out!*
**[18:29] Teacher**
Are you sure the answer's no, Kamiya?
**[18:32] Teacher**
Won't you please let this school dream again?
**[18:38] Sahara**
Kazama, that's five!
**[18:43] H**
*One more!*
**[18:46] H**
*One more and I can...*
**[18:47] H**
*give up...*
**[18:49] H**
*on...*
**[18:51] H**
*soccer!*
**[18:54] Kazama**
No! I can't figure it out!
**[18:57] Kazama**
I can't figure out where
his shots are coming from!
**[19:01] H**
Go in!
**[19:02] H**
GO IN!
**[19:10] Kurokawa**
It's in!
**[19:15] Sahara**
Kazama!
**[19:16] Kurokawa**
Jo!
**[19:18] Kurokawa**
I can't believe it!
**[19:19] Kurokawa**
Jo couldn't even stop one shot?
**[19:21] Kurokawa**
Those shots looked totally ordinary!
**[19:24] Kazama**
Damn it!
**[19:27] Kazama**
*I can't see where his shots are going!*
**[19:30] Kazama**
*I can't figure out his kicks!*
**[19:33] Kazama**
Damn it!
**[19:36] H**
We're done here, right?
**[19:37] H**
I got six in, so I win.
**[19:42] Sonoda**
That was perfect!
**[19:44] Sahara**
You'll be great to have!
**[19:45] Namioka**
You're amazing!
**[19:47] Sonoda**
We'd be glad to have you!
**[19:50] H**
I wasn't trying to join the team...
**[19:54] A**
I guess you played soccer.
**[19:57] A**
Why did you quit?
**[20:00] Kazama**
Atsushi Kamiya?!
**[20:05] Kazama**
I'll ask a different question.
**[20:07] Kazama**
Do you want to play soccer?
**[20:12] H**
I'm not interested.
**[20:14] Atsushi**
I see.
**[20:15] Atsushi**
Then leave.
**[20:17] Atsushi**
I'm not interested in you, either.
**[20:19] Kurokawa**
Um, why are you here?
**[20:23] Atsushi**
I was asked to be your coach.
**[20:25] Kazama**
No way!
**[20:27] Kazama**
You're going to be our coach?
**[20:29] Kurokawa**
Wow...
**[20:31] Atsushi**
I'll start by making this clear.
**[20:33] Atsushi**
This soccer team is terrible!
**[20:36] Atsushi**
If I decide you're a group of losers,
I'll quit being your coach on the spot!
**[20:41] Atsushi**
When that happens,
the team will be shut down.
**[20:46] H**
Thank you.
**[20:49] ---**
Hey!
**[20:50] Atsushi**
If you've got talent, but don't
do the work to make it blossom,
**[20:56] Atsushi**
you're even worse than a loser.
**[21:00] Atsushi**
You're useless.
**[21:03] H**
You don't know me! You don't have
the right to call me a loser!
**[21:08] Nomada Coach**
Hey, there!
**[21:09] Kohei**
Shoot!
**[21:11] Kohei**
Shoot!
**[21:12] Kohei**
Hey, there!
**[21:14] Students**
Nomada High?
**[21:15] Students**
What are they doing here?
**[21:17] Students**
I thought they called off
the practice match.
**[21:20] Atsushi**
I called them.
**[21:22] Nomada Coach**
That's right.
**[21:23] Nomada Coach**
We can't turn down
a request from Kamiya.
**[21:27] Kohei**
Shoot! It's you, right?
**[21:30] H**
*What's... What's he doing here?*
**[21:38] H**
* The person I least want*
* to see in the world...*
**[21:41] Kohei**
Shoot! I missed you!
**[21:47] Kohei**
Shoot!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:35] ---**
Next time.
***SIGN*** Group of Losers
**[23:37] ---**
I'll never love it.