E1 - My Girlfriend Is Super Cute

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[00:08] Motoko
    Yuu?
[00:10] Motoko
    Don't you need to hurry?
[00:13] Izumi
    Coming!
[00:30] Motoko
    You've got a bit sticking out in the back.
[00:33] Izumi
    Shoot, really?
[00:40] Motoko
    There, fixed it.
[00:44] Izumi
    Thanks, Mom.
[00:47] Akisada
    You're leaving a little earlier than usual.
[00:49] Izumi
    It's the first day. I don't want to be late,
[00:52] Izumi
    and I don't want to keep her waiting.
[00:54] Akisada
    Tell Shikimori-san we said hello.
[00:57] Izumi
    Sure.
[00:58] Motoko
    Be careful.
[01:00] Motoko
    Watch out for rocks, and cars,
    and crows, and shingles...
[01:05] Izumi
    I will. See you later.
[01:09] Motoko; Akisada
    Have a good day!
[01:18] Izumi
    Ow, ow, ow...
[01:21] Izumi
    Seriously? Already?
[01:41] Izumi
    Hup!
[01:52] Izumi
    Ow, ow, ow...
[02:00] Izumi
    Ma'am, are you all right there?
[02:04] Lady
    Are you all right, young man?
     Your hair's a mess.
[02:11] Izumi
    I'm fine. Let me help you with that.
[02:17] Izumi
    I made sure to fix my hair...
[02:20] Izumi
    And all for nothing!
[02:37] Izumi
    Shikimori-san!
[02:48] Izumi
    Good morning, Shikimori-san.
[02:50] Shikimori
    Good morning, Izumi-san.
[02:56] Girl Student 1
    Look at her! She's so cute!
[02:58] Girl Student 2
    Wow, you're right! She looks like an idol!
[03:03] Izumi
    Sorry I always keep you waiting.
[03:06] Shikimori
    Not at all. I enjoy waiting for you.
[03:10] Shikimori
    But that aside...
[03:13] Shikimori
    It looks like you had a rough
    time again this morning.
[03:16] Shikimori
    Are you all right?
[03:19] Izumi
    Yeah, I'm used to it.
[03:25] Izumi
    My girlfriend is super cute,
[03:29] Izumi
    but sometimes she's...
[03:32] Izumi
    Not cute in the slightest...
[03:33] Shikimori
    Huh?!
[03:38] Shikimori
    I'm not cute?! That's so mean!
[03:41] Izumi
    Sorry! I didn't mean to say it out loud!
[03:44] Shikimori
    That just makes it even worse!
[03:46] Izumi
    Er, that's not what I meant...
[03:53] Shikimori
    Izumi-san!
[04:03] Shikimori
    That was close...
[04:07] Izumi
    Sorry this stuff always happens.
    You're not hurt, are you?
[04:12] Shikimori
    You don't need to apologize.
[04:15] Izumi
    Sometimes, my girlfriend...
[04:18] Shikimori
    I swear... You gotta stop
    worrying me so much.
[04:25] Izumi
    ...is incredibly cool.
SIGN    Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
SIGN    Not
SIGN    Just
SIGN    a
SIGN    Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
SIGN    Not
SIGN    Just
SIGN    a
SIGN    Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Amusement Park
SIGN    Shikimori-san might like it??
SIGN    Get a reservation!!!
SIGN    Get gifts for the family
SIGN    Eat this!!
SIGN    Inuzuka-kun
SIGN    Eat this!!
SIGN    #01  My Girlfriend Is Super Cute
[06:06] Izumi
    They're in full bloom!
[06:07] Shikimori
    Aren't they beautiful?
[06:10] Izumi
    Yeah.
[06:13] Shikimori
    They were beautiful during the
    entrance ceremony last year, too.
[06:17] Izumi
    Y-Yeah, they were.
[06:19] Izumi
    I remember being so nervous that day.
[06:27] Shikimori
    I remember too, "Ijumi-san."
[06:30] Izumi
    You can forget that part!
[06:34] Guy
    There! That's me!
[06:37] Izumi
    Oh, everyone's already checking the board.
[06:39] Shikimori
    Indeed. There's quite a crowd.
[06:44] Shikimori
    Are you nervous, Izumi-san?
[06:47] Izumi
    I am. We're about to find out
     which class we're in.
[06:51] Izumi
    God, please put me in class
    with Shikimori-san again this year!
[06:57] Izumi
    Please... Please!
[07:02] Shikimori
    Do you really need to pray that hard?
[07:05] Izumi
    Well, I want to be in the same class as you!
[07:10] Shikimori
    Don't worry.
[07:12] Shikimori
    Even if we're in different classes,
[07:13] Shikimori
    I'll come visit you lots.
[07:16] Izumi
    I love her!
[07:17] Guy
    Look, look! Right there!
[07:18] Guy 2
    Move over!
[07:19] Guy
    Look, look!
[07:19] Guy 3
    Outta the way!
[07:20] Guy 4
    Dude, same class!
SIGN    Only Wears
    Glasses in Class
SIGN    20/20 Vision
[07:24] Izumi
    Where's my name?
SIGN    Class 4
SIGN    Izumi Yuu
[07:28] Izumi
    There it is! In Class 4!
SIGN    Izumi Yuu
[07:36] Izumi
    And Shikimori-san, you're...
SIGN    Shikimori
[07:46] Izumi
    We're in the same class, Shikimori-san!
[07:48] Izumi
    Look! It's right there!
[07:51] Shikimori
    Oh... So we are.
[07:54] Izumi
    Thank you, God!
[07:58] Shikimori
    I look forward to studying
    with you again this year.
[08:00] Izumi
    Oh, likewise! Let's make it a good one.
[08:04] Nekozaki
    Micchon!
[08:08] Shikimori
    Neko!
[08:11] Nekozaki
    We're together again this year!
     Hachimitsu, too!
[08:14] Hachimitsu
    Sup?
[08:17] Nekozaki
    Let's take a pic!
[08:20] Inuzuka
    Izumi!
[08:21] Inuzuka
    Looks like we're in the same class again.
[08:23] Izumi
    Inuzuka-kun!
[08:26] Izumi
    You're in Class 4, too? That's great!
[08:29] Izumi
    Looking forward to another year together.
[08:31] Inuzuka
    Same.
[08:32] Inuzuka
    Shikimori's with us, too, huh?
[08:35] Izumi
    Yep.
[08:36] Izumi
    Shikimori-san, I'll see you later, okay?
[08:39] Shikimori
    Okay.
[08:42] Izumi
    I'm so glad we're in the same class.
[08:46] Izumi
    But I got kinda carried away, didn't I?
[08:51] Izumi
    Oh...
[08:53] Izumi
    By the way, Shikimori-san,
    when we go home today...
[08:57] Shikimori
    Heck, yeah!
[09:02] Izumi
    Shikimori-san?
[09:05] Nekozaki
    Looks like you flipped out
    a little too soon, Micchon.
[09:08] Hachimitsu
    You're really on cloud nine.
[09:15] Homeroom Teacher
    The younger students will now
    look up to you as their upperclassmen.
[09:20] Homeroom Teacher
    You'll most likely be the
    central focus at school events.
[09:24] Homeroom Teacher
    Let's make this a fun year.
[09:26] Homeroom Teacher
    I'm sure not all of you are acquainted yet,
[09:29] Homeroom Teacher
    so let's start with some
    quick introductions.
[09:32] Homeroom Teacher
    We'll go in seat number order,
    so Izumi-kun, you're up first.
[09:35] Izumi
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:39] Izumi
    I'm Ijumi.
[09:41] Classmate 1
    He blew it!
[09:47] Izumi
    Today, I started my second year of high school.
[09:51] Classmate 2
    Huh? What just happened?
[09:53] Classmate 3
    It just kinda... went flying...
[09:57] Izumi
    Shikimori-san, you never get angry, do you?
[10:01] Shikimori
    You're asking me that right now?
[10:05] Izumi
    Sorry.
SIGN    Today's Schedule 
    
    
    
    
    1. Opening Assembly
    
    
    
    
    2. Class Opening Meeting
    
    
    
    
    3. Homeroom
[10:19] Izumi
    Th-Thanks...
[10:21] Shikimori
    Sure.
[10:23] Izumi
    Are you okay?
[10:24] Shikimori
    I'm fine. I'm just glad you weren't hurt.
[10:32] Izumi
    Sorry this stuff always happens.
[10:38] Shikimori
    I-I'm going to the restroom to clean up!
[10:41] Izumi
    Uh...
[10:43] Classmate 4
    Izumi!
[10:45] Classmate 4
    Look at you, showing off. I'm jealous, man.
[10:48] Classmate 5
    Being naturally unlucky
    must really suck, huh?
[10:52] Classmate 6
    Where'd that eraser even come from, anyway?
[10:55] Izumi
    Good question...
[10:56] Classmate 4
    Better be careful.
[10:58] Classmate 4
    Don't cause too much trouble for
    that cute girlfriend of yours.
[11:01] Classmate 6
    Yeah, she'd get tangled up
     in your misfortune.
[11:05] Classmate 5
    Why the heck is Shikimori-san 
    with Izumi, anyway?
[11:09] Classmate 4
    Yeah, he's so dull.
[11:11] Classmate 4
    I mean, so are we, but...
[11:13] Classmate 6
    Damn, I'm so jealous!
[11:16] Classmate 5
    Seriously, what's a guy gotta do
    to get a girlfriend that cute?
[11:21] Classmate 4
    I know, right?
[11:25] Shikimori
    Izumi-san, I'm back.
[11:27] Izumi
    Oh, hey. Are you okay, Shikimori-san?
[11:31] Shikimori
    Yes.
[11:32] Shikimori
    Izumi-san, would you mind
    accompanying me to the library for a bit?
[11:36] Izumi
    Sure.
[11:36] Classmate 6
    Uh-oh. I hope she didn't hear us.
[11:39] Classmate 4
    Nah, we're probably fine.
[11:50] Classmate 4
    That was scary!
[11:51] Classmate 5
    But...
[11:52] Classmate 6
    I-It was kinda awesome.
SIGN    Peace and Harmony
SIGN    Be Kind 
    to All
[11:57] Shikimori
    I might just be a little bit petty.
[12:02] Izumi
    I wouldn't say that.
[12:06] Shikimori
    I don't think you need to worry
    about what happened back there!
[12:10] Izumi
    Huh?
[12:11] Izumi
    What do you mean?
[12:14] Shikimori
    Oh, nothing...
[12:18] Izumi
    My girlfriend is cute, but...
[12:23] Izumi
    I'd really hate it if she were
    hurt because of me.
[12:35] Inuzuka
    Izumi!
[12:38] Inuzuka
    Wanna go do something now that school's out?
[12:42] Izumi
    You don't have work today, Inuzuka-kun?
[12:46] Inuzuka
    Got the day off to celebrate the
    start of a new school year!
[12:49] Izumi
    Let's go, then.
[12:50] Inuzuka
    That's my boy! You might look boring,
    but you're down for anything!
[12:54] Izumi
    Well, I've been thinking I want
    to hang out with you more.
[12:58] Inuzuka
    Oh, yeah?
[13:01] Izumi
    I'll go let Shikimori-san know.
[13:03] Inuzuka
    Okay.
[13:05] Nekozaki
    Oh, you guys are going out, too?
[13:08] Nekozaki
    We should all hang out together, then!
[13:11] Hachimitsu
    I guess we're all about
    to become better friends.
[13:13] Izumi
    Is that okay with you, Shikimori-san?
[13:15] Shikimori
    Yes! Of course!
[13:17] Izumi
    This should be fun.
[13:18] Shikimori-san
    Y-Yeah, you're right...
[13:25] Nekozaki
    Such innocence.
[13:27] Hachimitsu
    Even if we get an unasked-for tag-along.
[13:29] Inuzuka
    You mean me?!
[13:30] Inuzuka
    I could say the same about you two!
[13:36] Inuzuka
    Loser has to treat whoever
    gets the highest score.
[13:40] Nekozaki
    Fine by me.
[13:44] Hachimitsu
    Count me out.
[13:46] Izumi
    How spirited...
[13:48] Shikimori
    They sure are raring to go.
[13:50] Izumi
    Have you ever bowled before, Shikimori-san?
[13:53] Shikimori
    Not very often. Two or three times, maybe.
[13:57] Izumi
    Yeah, about the same for me.
[14:03] Shikimori
    But I'm looking forward to it.
[14:10] Izumi
    I-I'll go get our balls!
[14:13] Izumi
    Come with me, Inuzuka-kun!
[14:15] Inuzuka
    Huh? Oh, sure.
[14:18] Nekozaki
    Micchon!
[14:21] Nekozaki
    This is your chance, girl.
[14:23] Shikimori
    My chance?
[14:25] Hachimitsu
    Don't play dumb.
[14:27] Nekozaki
    You pretend to suck at bowling
[14:29] Nekozaki
    and let your bae have all the glory!
[14:32] Shikimori
    My b-bae?
[14:34] Shikimori
    But pretending to be bad at it is just...
[14:36] Hachimitsu
    For girls, being bad at stuff
    translates to cuteness.
[14:40] Inuzuka
    All right! Let's get started!
[14:42] Inuzuka
    I'm up first!
[14:44] Nekozaki
    Woo-hoo!
[14:51] Inuzuka
    Gah! Shoulda known I wouldn't get
    a strike on the first throw!
SIGN    Inu
SIGN    Neko
[14:58] Nekozaki
    He's pretty good...
[14:59] Hachimitsu
    Not bad.
[15:10] Hachimitsu
    Keep it down, Nekozaki.
[15:11] Inuzuka
    Don't break the pins.
[15:28] Hachimitsu
    Hup!
[15:33] Inuzuka
    So slow...
[15:41] Inuzuka
    What the?!
[15:43] Hachimitsu
    Ayup.
[15:44] Izumi
    That was awesome, Hachimitsu-san!
[15:52] Izumi
    Shikimori-san?
[15:53] Shikimori
    Y-Yes?!
[15:55] Izumi
    What's wrong?
[15:56] Shikimori
    Uh, nothing...
[15:58] Shikimori
    Maybe it would be better to go for cuteness...
[15:59] Inuzuka
    I can't believe Hachimitsu got a strike.
[16:01] Nekozaki
    That came outta nowhere.
[16:01] Izumi
    Hmm? What'd you say?
[16:03] Inuzuka
    You're up next, Izumi.
[16:05] Izumi
    Oh, but...
[16:07] Shikimori
    Go on, Izumi-san.
[16:10] Izumi
    Okay.
[16:15] Nekozaki
    Think it'll stay on course?
[16:20] Izumi
    Huh?
[16:28] Inuzuka
    Now that was a real miracle!
[16:30] Nekozaki
    Just too frickin' predictable!
[16:33] Izumi
    The ball just curved on its own...
SIGN    Neko
SIGN    Hachimitsu
SIGN    Izumi
SIGN    Shikimori
[16:36] Inuzuka
    You're up, Shikimori.
[16:38] Nekozaki
    Micchon.
[16:40] Nekozaki
    You know what to do, right?
[16:42] Nekozaki
    You want your bae to think
    you're cute, don't you?
[16:48] Shikimori
    Cute...
[16:51] Shikimori
    I want to hear that!
    I want to hear him say I'm cute!
[16:58] Izumi
    Shikimori-san!
[17:01] Izumi
    You can do it!
[17:22] Man
    Hey, check it out.
[17:24] Woman
    What's up?
[17:26] Man
    She's about to get a perfect score.
[17:28] Woman 2
    Whoa, no way!
[17:29] Woman 3
    For real?! That's nuts!
[17:32] Nekozaki
    Y-You gotta be kidding...
[17:34] Inuzuka
    What is she, a monster?
SIGN    Player
SIGN    Inu
SIGN    Neko
SIGN    Hachimitsu
SIGN    Izumi
SIGN    Shikimori
SIGN    Flawless       Victory
[17:51] Izumi
    Th-That was so cool!
[17:53] Shikimori
    Izumi-san, hold up your hands!
[17:56] Izumi
    L-Like this?
[17:57] Shikimori
    I did it!
[18:02] Izumi
    She is seriously so cute!
[18:05] Inuzuka
    All I see is the bold,
    fearless smile of a powerhouse.
[18:08] Nekozaki
    Just what is she?
[18:10] Hachimitsu
    I guess she chose looking cool
     over looking cute.
[18:18] Inuzuka
    See ya.
[18:20] Nekozaki
    Bye-bee!
[18:21] Hachimitsu
    Adieu.
[18:29] Izumi
    Oh, I almost forgot.
[18:30] Izumi
    The loser was supposed to treat
     the highest scorer, right?
[18:33] Shikimori
    Oh, you don't have to do that.
[18:36] Izumi
    But...
[18:38] Shikimori
    In that case, please walk home with me.
[18:41] Izumi
    Huh? But we always do that...
[18:46] Shikimori
    That's why I want it.
[18:56] Izumi
    W-Wow, it's so windy!
[18:59] Shikimori
    It's messing up your hair!
[19:01] Izumi
    Well, you should see yours!
[19:05] Shikimori
    There have been a lot of empty cans
     and things blowing around...
[19:09] Shikimori
    straight at you.
[19:11] Izumi
    Sorry.
[19:19] Shikimori
    Are you all right?
[19:21] Izumi
    Y-Yeah.
[19:23] Izumi
    How did she stop that newspaper from
    hitting me without even looking?
[19:27] Izumi
    Incredible.
[19:30] Izumi
    Thanks, Shikimori-san. I really
    am sorry this stuff always happens.
[19:36] Shikimori
    Aren't I always telling you
    that you don't need to apologize?
[19:40] Izumi
    Oh, sorry— Er...
[19:44] Shikimori
    I've gotten used to this kind of thing.
[19:47] Shikimori
    Don't worry about it.
[19:50] Izumi
    Yeah, but I feel pathetic when you
    have to protect me all the time.
SIGN    RAKA
    Corp.
[20:03] Izumi
    Shikimori-san?
[20:05] Shikimori
    Did it bother you when those
    guys in class were teasing you?
[20:10] Izumi
    Well, no... What they said was true, after all.
[20:14] Izumi
    I really don't do a thing for you.
[20:20] Izumi
    At this rate, I'll...
[20:38] Shikimori
    Izumi-san...
[20:46] Shikimori
    All you need to do is stay by my side.
[20:50] Shikimori
    It doesn't matter to me what people may say.
[20:54] Shikimori
    I'm going to keep protecting you
     because I want to.
[21:01] Izumi
    My girlfriend is so incredibly cool.
[21:05] Izumi
    And for that...
[21:07] Izumi
    I'm in love.
[21:08] Shikimori
    I-Is this really the time to say that?!
[21:14] Izumi
    Oh, you're not hurt, are you?
[21:16] Izumi
    Is your foot okay?
[21:18] Shikimori
    Huh?!
[21:19] Shikimori
    Uh, y-yes! It's just fine!
[21:23] Izumi
    You were amazing just now!
    It was almost like... like...
[21:29] Shikimori
    It was just a coincidence! Pure coincidence!
[21:33] Izumi
    Really?
[21:35] Shikimori
    Yes.
[21:36] Izumi
    Are you sure?
[21:37] Shikimori
    Huh?
[21:39] Shikimori
    Yes, I'm sure! I'm absolutely fine!
[21:42] Shikimori
    What about you? Are you all right?
[21:44] Izumi
    I'm totally fine, thanks to you.
[21:48] Shikimori
    That's a relief!
SIGN    SEE YOU~