# E1 - My Girlfriend Is Super Cute
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQEQZX/my-girlfriend-is-super-cute)
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**[00:08] Motoko**
Yuu?
**[00:10] Motoko**
Don't you need to hurry?
**[00:13] Izumi**
Coming!
**[00:30] Motoko**
You've got a bit sticking out in the back.
**[00:33] Izumi**
Shoot, really?
**[00:40] Motoko**
There, fixed it.
**[00:44] Izumi**
Thanks, Mom.
**[00:47] Akisada**
You're leaving a little earlier than usual.
**[00:49] Izumi**
It's the first day. I don't want to be late,
**[00:52] Izumi**
and I don't want to keep her waiting.
**[00:54] Akisada**
Tell Shikimori-san we said hello.
**[00:57] Izumi**
Sure.
**[00:58] Motoko**
Be careful.
**[01:00] Motoko**
Watch out for rocks, and cars,
and crows, and shingles...
**[01:05] Izumi**
I will. See you later.
**[01:09] Motoko; Akisada**
Have a good day!
**[01:18] Izumi**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[01:21] Izumi**
Seriously? Already?
**[01:41] Izumi**
Hup!
**[01:52] Izumi**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[02:00] Izumi**
Ma'am, are you all right there?
**[02:04] Lady**
Are *you* all right, young man?
Your hair's a mess.
**[02:11] Izumi**
I'm fine. Let me help you with that.
**[02:17] Izumi**
*I made sure to fix my hair...*
**[02:20] Izumi**
*And all for nothing!*
**[02:37] Izumi**
Shikimori-san!
**[02:48] Izumi**
Good morning, Shikimori-san.
**[02:50] Shikimori**
Good morning, Izumi-san.
**[02:56] Girl Student 1**
Look at her! She's *so* cute!
**[02:58] Girl Student 2**
Wow, you're right! She looks like an idol!
**[03:03] Izumi**
Sorry I always keep you waiting.
**[03:06] Shikimori**
Not at all. I enjoy waiting for you.
**[03:10] Shikimori**
But that aside...
**[03:13] Shikimori**
It looks like you had a rough
time again this morning.
**[03:16] Shikimori**
Are you all right?
**[03:19] Izumi**
Yeah, I'm used to it.
**[03:25] Izumi**
*My girlfriend is super cute,*
**[03:29] Izumi**
*but sometimes she's...*
**[03:32] Izumi**
Not cute in the slightest...
**[03:33] Shikimori**
Huh?!
**[03:38] Shikimori**
I'm not cute?! That's so mean!
**[03:41] Izumi**
Sorry! I didn't mean to say it out loud!
**[03:44] Shikimori**
That just makes it even worse!
**[03:46] Izumi**
Er, that's not what I meant...
**[03:53] Shikimori**
Izumi-san!
**[04:03] Shikimori**
That was close...
**[04:07] Izumi**
Sorry this stuff always happens.
You're not hurt, are you?
**[04:12] Shikimori**
You don't need to apologize.
**[04:15] Izumi**
*Sometimes, my girlfriend...*
**[04:18] Shikimori**
I swear... You gotta stop
worrying me so much.
**[04:25] Izumi**
*...is incredibly cool.*
***SIGN*** Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie
***SIGN*** Shikimori's
***SIGN*** Not
***SIGN*** Just
***SIGN*** a
***SIGN*** Cutie
***SIGN*** Shikimori's
***SIGN*** Not
***SIGN*** Just
***SIGN*** a
***SIGN*** Cutie
***SIGN*** Shikimori's
Not Just a Cutie
***SIGN*** Shikimori's
Not Just a Cutie
***SIGN*** Shikimori's
Not Just a Cutie
***SIGN*** Shikimori's
Not Just a Cutie
***SIGN*** Shikimori's
Not Just a Cutie
***SIGN*** Amusement Park
***SIGN*** Shikimori-san might like it??
***SIGN*** Get a reservation!!!
***SIGN*** Get gifts for the family
***SIGN*** Eat this!!
***SIGN*** Inuzuka-kun
***SIGN*** Eat this!!
***SIGN*** #01 My Girlfriend Is Super Cute
**[06:06] Izumi**
They're in full bloom!
**[06:07] Shikimori**
Aren't they beautiful?
**[06:10] Izumi**
Yeah.
**[06:13] Shikimori**
They were beautiful during the
entrance ceremony last year, too.
**[06:17] Izumi**
Y-Yeah, they were.
**[06:19] Izumi**
I remember being so nervous that day.
**[06:27] Shikimori**
I remember too, "Ijumi-san."
**[06:30] Izumi**
You can forget that part!
**[06:34] Guy**
There! That's me!
**[06:37] Izumi**
Oh, everyone's already checking the board.
**[06:39] Shikimori**
Indeed. There's quite a crowd.
**[06:44] Shikimori**
Are you nervous, Izumi-san?
**[06:47] Izumi**
I am. We're about to find out
which class we're in.
**[06:51] Izumi**
God, please put me in class
with Shikimori-san again this year!
**[06:57] Izumi**
Please... Please!
**[07:02] Shikimori**
Do you really need to pray that hard?
**[07:05] Izumi**
Well, I want to be in the same class as you!
**[07:10] Shikimori**
Don't worry.
**[07:12] Shikimori**
Even if we're in different classes,
**[07:13] Shikimori**
I'll come visit you lots.
**[07:16] Izumi**
*I love her!*
**[07:17] Guy**
Look, look! Right there!
**[07:18] Guy 2**
Move over!
**[07:19] Guy**
Look, look!
**[07:19] Guy 3**
Outta the way!
**[07:20] Guy 4**
Dude, same class!
***SIGN*** Only Wears
Glasses in Class
***SIGN*** 20/20 Vision
**[07:24] Izumi**
Where's my name?
***SIGN*** Class 4
***SIGN*** Izumi Yuu
**[07:28] Izumi**
There it is! In Class 4!
***SIGN*** Izumi Yuu
**[07:36] Izumi**
And Shikimori-san, you're...
***SIGN*** Shikimori
**[07:46] Izumi**
We're in the same class, Shikimori-san!
**[07:48] Izumi**
Look! It's right there!
**[07:51] Shikimori**
Oh... So we are.
**[07:54] Izumi**
*Thank you, God!*
**[07:58] Shikimori**
I look forward to studying
with you again this year.
**[08:00] Izumi**
Oh, likewise! Let's make it a good one.
**[08:04] Nekozaki**
Micchon!
**[08:08] Shikimori**
Neko!
**[08:11] Nekozaki**
We're together again this year!
Hachimitsu, too!
**[08:14] Hachimitsu**
Sup?
**[08:17] Nekozaki**
Let's take a pic!
**[08:20] Inuzuka**
Izumi!
**[08:21] Inuzuka**
Looks like we're in the same class again.
**[08:23] Izumi**
Inuzuka-kun!
**[08:26] Izumi**
You're in Class 4, too? That's great!
**[08:29] Izumi**
Looking forward to another year together.
**[08:31] Inuzuka**
Same.
**[08:32] Inuzuka**
Shikimori's with us, too, huh?
**[08:35] Izumi**
Yep.
**[08:36] Izumi**
Shikimori-san, I'll see you later, okay?
**[08:39] Shikimori**
Okay.
**[08:42] Izumi**
*I'm so glad we're in the same class.*
**[08:46] Izumi**
*But I got kinda carried away, didn't I?*
**[08:51] Izumi**
Oh...
**[08:53] Izumi**
By the way, Shikimori-san,
when we go home today...
**[08:57] Shikimori**
Heck, yeah!
**[09:02] Izumi**
Shikimori-san?
**[09:05] Nekozaki**
Looks like you flipped out
a little too soon, Micchon.
**[09:08] Hachimitsu**
You're really on cloud nine.
**[09:15] Homeroom Teacher**
The younger students will now
look up to you as their upperclassmen.
**[09:20] Homeroom Teacher**
You'll most likely be the
central focus at school events.
**[09:24] Homeroom Teacher**
Let's make this a fun year.
**[09:26] Homeroom Teacher**
I'm sure not all of you are acquainted yet,
**[09:29] Homeroom Teacher**
so let's start with some
quick introductions.
**[09:32] Homeroom Teacher**
We'll go in seat number order,
so Izumi-kun, you're up first.
**[09:35] Izumi**
Yes, ma'am!
**[09:39] Izumi**
I'm Ijumi.
**[09:41] Classmate 1**
He blew it!
**[09:47] Izumi**
*Today, I started my second year of high school.*
**[09:51] Classmate 2**
Huh? What just happened?
**[09:53] Classmate 3**
It just kinda... went flying...
**[09:57] Izumi**
Shikimori-san, you never get angry, do you?
**[10:01] Shikimori**
You're asking me that *right now?*
**[10:05] Izumi**
Sorry.
***SIGN*** Today's Schedule
1. Opening Assembly
2. Class Opening Meeting
3. Homeroom
**[10:19] Izumi**
Th-Thanks...
**[10:21] Shikimori**
Sure.
**[10:23] Izumi**
Are you okay?
**[10:24] Shikimori**
I'm fine. I'm just glad you weren't hurt.
**[10:32] Izumi**
Sorry this stuff always happens.
**[10:38] Shikimori**
I-I'm going to the restroom to clean up!
**[10:41] Izumi**
Uh...
**[10:43] Classmate 4**
Izumi!
**[10:45] Classmate 4**
Look at you, showing off. I'm jealous, man.
**[10:48] Classmate 5**
Being naturally unlucky
must really suck, huh?
**[10:52] Classmate 6**
Where'd that eraser even come from, anyway?
**[10:55] Izumi**
Good question...
**[10:56] Classmate 4**
Better be careful.
**[10:58] Classmate 4**
Don't cause too much trouble for
that cute girlfriend of yours.
**[11:01] Classmate 6**
Yeah, she'd get tangled up
in your misfortune.
**[11:05] Classmate 5**
Why the heck is Shikimori-san
with *Izumi*, anyway?
**[11:09] Classmate 4**
Yeah, he's so dull.
**[11:11] Classmate 4**
I mean, so are we, but...
**[11:13] Classmate 6**
Damn, I'm so jealous!
**[11:16] Classmate 5**
Seriously, what's a guy gotta do
to get a girlfriend that cute?
**[11:21] Classmate 4**
I know, right?
**[11:25] Shikimori**
Izumi-san, I'm back.
**[11:27] Izumi**
Oh, hey. Are you okay, Shikimori-san?
**[11:31] Shikimori**
Yes.
**[11:32] Shikimori**
Izumi-san, would you mind
accompanying me to the library for a bit?
**[11:36] Izumi**
Sure.
**[11:36] Classmate 6**
Uh-oh. I hope she didn't hear us.
**[11:39] Classmate 4**
Nah, we're probably fine.
**[11:50] Classmate 4**
That was scary!
**[11:51] Classmate 5**
But...
**[11:52] Classmate 6**
I-It was kinda awesome.
***SIGN*** Peace and Harmony
***SIGN*** Be Kind
to All
**[11:57] Shikimori**
I might just be a little bit petty.
**[12:02] Izumi**
I wouldn't say that.
**[12:06] Shikimori**
I don't think you need to worry
about what happened back there!
**[12:10] Izumi**
Huh?
**[12:11] Izumi**
What do you mean?
**[12:14] Shikimori**
Oh, nothing...
**[12:18] Izumi**
*My girlfriend is cute, but...*
**[12:23] Izumi**
* I'd really hate it if she were*
* hurt because of me.*
**[12:35] Inuzuka**
Izumi!
**[12:38] Inuzuka**
Wanna go do something now that school's out?
**[12:42] Izumi**
You don't have work today, Inuzuka-kun?
**[12:46] Inuzuka**
Got the day off to celebrate the
start of a new school year!
**[12:49] Izumi**
Let's go, then.
**[12:50] Inuzuka**
That's my boy! You might look boring,
but you're down for anything!
**[12:54] Izumi**
Well, I've been thinking I want
to hang out with you more.
**[12:58] Inuzuka**
Oh, yeah?
**[13:01] Izumi**
I'll go let Shikimori-san know.
**[13:03] Inuzuka**
Okay.
**[13:05] Nekozaki**
Oh, you guys are going out, too?
**[13:08] Nekozaki**
We should all hang out together, then!
**[13:11] Hachimitsu**
I guess we're all about
to become better friends.
**[13:13] Izumi**
Is that okay with you, Shikimori-san?
**[13:15] Shikimori**
Yes! Of course!
**[13:17] Izumi**
This should be fun.
**[13:18] Shikimori-san**
Y-Yeah, you're right...
**[13:25] Nekozaki**
Such innocence.
**[13:27] Hachimitsu**
Even if we get an unasked-for tag-along.
**[13:29] Inuzuka**
You mean me?!
**[13:30] Inuzuka**
I could say the same about you two!
**[13:36] Inuzuka**
Loser has to treat whoever
gets the highest score.
**[13:40] Nekozaki**
Fine by me.
**[13:44] Hachimitsu**
Count me out.
**[13:46] Izumi**
How spirited...
**[13:48] Shikimori**
They sure are raring to go.
**[13:50] Izumi**
Have you ever bowled before, Shikimori-san?
**[13:53] Shikimori**
Not very often. Two or three times, maybe.
**[13:57] Izumi**
Yeah, about the same for me.
**[14:03] Shikimori**
But I'm looking forward to it.
**[14:10] Izumi**
I-I'll go get our balls!
**[14:13] Izumi**
Come with me, Inuzuka-kun!
**[14:15] Inuzuka**
Huh? Oh, sure.
**[14:18] Nekozaki**
Micchon!
**[14:21] Nekozaki**
This is your chance, girl.
**[14:23] Shikimori**
My chance?
**[14:25] Hachimitsu**
Don't play dumb.
**[14:27] Nekozaki**
You pretend to suck at bowling
**[14:29] Nekozaki**
and let your bae have all the glory!
**[14:32] Shikimori**
My b-bae?
**[14:34] Shikimori**
But pretending to be bad at it is just...
**[14:36] Hachimitsu**
For girls, being bad at stuff
translates to cuteness.
**[14:40] Inuzuka**
All right! Let's get started!
**[14:42] Inuzuka**
I'm up first!
**[14:44] Nekozaki**
Woo-hoo!
**[14:51] Inuzuka**
Gah! Shoulda known I wouldn't get
a strike on the first throw!
***SIGN*** Inu
***SIGN*** Neko
**[14:58] Nekozaki**
He's pretty good...
**[14:59] Hachimitsu**
Not bad.
**[15:10] Hachimitsu**
Keep it down, Nekozaki.
**[15:11] Inuzuka**
Don't break the pins.
**[15:28] Hachimitsu**
Hup!
**[15:33] Inuzuka**
So slow...
**[15:41] Inuzuka**
What the?!
**[15:43] Hachimitsu**
Ayup.
**[15:44] Izumi**
That was awesome, Hachimitsu-san!
**[15:52] Izumi**
Shikimori-san?
**[15:53] Shikimori**
Y-Yes?!
**[15:55] Izumi**
What's wrong?
**[15:56] Shikimori**
Uh, nothing...
**[15:58] Shikimori**
Maybe it *would* be better to go for cuteness...
**[15:59] Inuzuka**
I can't believe Hachimitsu got a strike.
**[16:01] Nekozaki**
That came outta nowhere.
**[16:01] Izumi**
Hmm? What'd you say?
**[16:03] Inuzuka**
You're up next, Izumi.
**[16:05] Izumi**
Oh, but...
**[16:07] Shikimori**
Go on, Izumi-san.
**[16:10] Izumi**
Okay.
**[16:15] Nekozaki**
Think it'll stay on course?
**[16:20] Izumi**
Huh?
**[16:28] Inuzuka**
Now *that* was a real miracle!
**[16:30] Nekozaki**
Just too frickin' predictable!
**[16:33] Izumi**
The ball just curved on its own...
***SIGN*** Neko
***SIGN*** Hachimitsu
***SIGN*** Izumi
***SIGN*** Shikimori
**[16:36] Inuzuka**
You're up, Shikimori.
**[16:38] Nekozaki**
Micchon.
**[16:40] Nekozaki**
You know what to do, right?
**[16:42] Nekozaki**
You want your bae to think
you're cute, don't you?
**[16:48] Shikimori**
*Cute...*
**[16:51] Shikimori**
* I want to hear that!*
* I want to hear him say I'm cute!*
**[16:58] Izumi**
Shikimori-san!
**[17:01] Izumi**
You can do it!
**[17:22] Man**
Hey, check it out.
**[17:24] Woman**
What's up?
**[17:26] Man**
She's about to get a perfect score.
**[17:28] Woman 2**
Whoa, no way!
**[17:29] Woman 3**
For real?! That's nuts!
**[17:32] Nekozaki**
Y-You gotta be kidding...
**[17:34] Inuzuka**
What is she, a monster?
***SIGN*** Player
***SIGN*** Inu
***SIGN*** Neko
***SIGN*** Hachimitsu
***SIGN*** Izumi
***SIGN*** Shikimori
***SIGN*** Flawless Victory
**[17:51] Izumi**
Th-That was so cool!
**[17:53] Shikimori**
Izumi-san, hold up your hands!
**[17:56] Izumi**
L-Like this?
**[17:57] Shikimori**
I did it!
**[18:02] Izumi**
*She is seriously so cute!*
**[18:05] Inuzuka**
All I see is the bold,
fearless smile of a powerhouse.
**[18:08] Nekozaki**
Just what *is* she?
**[18:10] Hachimitsu**
I guess she chose looking cool
over looking cute.
**[18:18] Inuzuka**
See ya.
**[18:20] Nekozaki**
Bye-bee!
**[18:21] Hachimitsu**
Adieu.
**[18:29] Izumi**
Oh, I almost forgot.
**[18:30] Izumi**
The loser was supposed to treat
the highest scorer, right?
**[18:33] Shikimori**
Oh, you don't have to do that.
**[18:36] Izumi**
But...
**[18:38] Shikimori**
In that case, please walk home with me.
**[18:41] Izumi**
Huh? But we always do that...
**[18:46] Shikimori**
That's why I want it.
**[18:56] Izumi**
W-Wow, it's so windy!
**[18:59] Shikimori**
It's messing up your hair!
**[19:01] Izumi**
Well, you should see yours!
**[19:05] Shikimori**
There have been a lot of empty cans
and things blowing around...
**[19:09] Shikimori**
straight at you.
**[19:11] Izumi**
Sorry.
**[19:19] Shikimori**
Are you all right?
**[19:21] Izumi**
Y-Yeah.
**[19:23] Izumi**
* How did she stop that newspaper from*
* hitting me without even looking?*
**[19:27] Izumi**
*Incredible.*
**[19:30] Izumi**
Thanks, Shikimori-san. I really
am sorry this stuff always happens.
**[19:36] Shikimori**
Aren't I always telling you
that you don't need to apologize?
**[19:40] Izumi**
Oh, sorry— Er...
**[19:44] Shikimori**
I've gotten used to this kind of thing.
**[19:47] Shikimori**
Don't worry about it.
**[19:50] Izumi**
Yeah, but I feel pathetic when you
have to protect me all the time.
***SIGN*** RAKA
Corp.
**[20:03] Izumi**
Shikimori-san?
**[20:05] Shikimori**
Did it bother you when those
guys in class were teasing you?
**[20:10] Izumi**
Well, no... What they said was true, after all.
**[20:14] Izumi**
I really don't do a thing for you.
**[20:20] Izumi**
At this rate, I'll...
**[20:38] Shikimori**
Izumi-san...
**[20:46] Shikimori**
All you need to do is stay by my side.
**[20:50] Shikimori**
It doesn't matter to me what people may say.
**[20:54] Shikimori**
I'm going to keep protecting you
because I *want* to.
**[21:01] Izumi**
*My girlfriend is so incredibly cool.*
**[21:05] Izumi**
*And for that...*
**[21:07] Izumi**
I'm in love.
**[21:08] Shikimori**
I-Is this really the time to say that?!
**[21:14] Izumi**
Oh, you're not hurt, are you?
**[21:16] Izumi**
Is your foot okay?
**[21:18] Shikimori**
Huh?!
**[21:19] Shikimori**
Uh, y-yes! It's just fine!
**[21:23] Izumi**
You were amazing just now!
It was almost like... like...
**[21:29] Shikimori**
It was just a coincidence! Pure coincidence!
**[21:33] Izumi**
Really?
**[21:35] Shikimori**
Yes.
**[21:36] Izumi**
Are you sure?
**[21:37] Shikimori**
Huh?
**[21:39] Shikimori**
Yes, I'm sure! I'm absolutely fine!
**[21:42] Shikimori**
What about you? Are you all right?
**[21:44] Izumi**
I'm totally fine, thanks to you.
**[21:48] Shikimori**
That's a relief!
***SIGN*** SEE YOU~