# E4 - A Trash Game Realignment of Elevated Tastes

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**[00:01] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This world is filled with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;too many games to count,<br>**[00:06] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;though the vast majority simply<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;come and go in obscurity.<br>**[00:12] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The greatest of all games<br>**[00:15] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is the fully immersive VR game boasting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over 30 million players worldwide—<br>**[00:20] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shangri-La Frontier*, which rightly <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;earns the title of "god-tier game"!<br>**[00:26] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One lover of trash games, Rakuro Hizutome,<br>**[00:30] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is trying out the god-tier <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;game, *Shangri-La Frontier*!<br>**[00:34] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What adventures await him there?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Trash Game Realignment of Elevated Tastes
<br>**[02:27] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heading to the dojo?<br>**[02:28] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes!<br>**[02:30] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, well...<br>**[02:32] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought I'd see if you had any<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;good games before practice...<br>**[02:36] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hizutome-kun's not here, just so you know.<br>**[02:39] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, I...<br>**[02:41] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's summer break, so he's probably<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;been immersed this whole time...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Summer Break Promotion!!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now Adding Servers!
<br>**[02:47] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You still haven't found him?<br>**[02:51] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you said he always plays as "Sunraku,"<br>**[02:55] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I've been looking for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;him under that name...<br>**[02:58] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he seems to have skipped the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;first tutorial city entirely...<br>**[03:06] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's charting his own course, huh?<br>**[03:08] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Typical trash game fanatic.<br>**[03:11] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He'll do things normal players won't do,<br>**[03:13] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and run into all kinds of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;outrageous unique scenarios!<br>**[03:16] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But as the first thing he does in the game?<br>**[03:20] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well... I guess it does seem plausible.<br>**[03:23] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure you'll find him soon.<br>**[03:26] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep going, Rei-chan!<br>**[03:29] Rei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay...<br>**[03:30] Mana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then tell him how you feel.<br>**[03:37] Rumi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm heading out!<br>**[03:39] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure.<br>**[03:41] Rumi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got work after, so I'll be out late!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rumi Hizutome
<br>**[03:44] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure.<br>**[03:49] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Unique scenarios recommended for beginners."<br>**[03:55] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Tour of Rabituza" trigger conditions...<br>**[03:58] sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shangri-La Frontier Guide<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tour of Rabituza
<br>**[03:58] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That must be this.<br>**[04:02] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"If you defeat a monster of higher level<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than you with Vorpal weapons equipped,<br>**[04:08] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a special Vorpal Bunny will appear in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any town and invite you to Rabituza."<br>**[04:17] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The Vorpal Bunny will just keep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;running without saying anything,<br>**[04:21] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so make sure you don't lose sight of it."<br>**[04:23] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Once you arrive, if you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;defeat the Lagonian Python,<br>**[04:27] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a monster terrorizing their city,<br>**[04:29] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll learn the 'Enchant Vorpal' spell."<br>**[04:33] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, that's nothing like the unique<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;scenario I played yesterday.<br>**[04:38] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sure wasn't a Python I encountered.<br>**[04:42] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was an intimidating—if not as much<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as Lycagon—yakuza boss-looking bunny.<br>**[04:49] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well?<br>**[04:50] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mind giving me a bit of your time?<br>**[04:55] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the boss here in Rabituza.<br>**[04:57] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The name's Vysache.<br>**[05:00] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You gave that pup quite a fight, didn't you?<br>**[05:09] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a hell of a vorpal soul you've got.<br>**[05:16] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What in the world is a "vorpal soul"?<br>**[05:24] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think?<br>**[05:25] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd be happy to get you up to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;snuff, if you're up for it.<br>**[05:31] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get me up to snuff?<br>**[05:33] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, I get it now!*<br>**[05:36] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's a training quest!*<br>**[05:39] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Unique scenario training could <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yield unprecedented buffs!*<br>**[05:43] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I have no reason to refuse!*<br>**[05:46] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I place myself in your hands...<br>**[05:48] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aniki.<br>**[05:54] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Aniki"?<br>**[06:03] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Oh, that was just a little joke...<br>**[06:07] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, crap!<br>**[06:10] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did I choose the wrong response?!<br>**[06:20] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I like you.<br>**[06:23] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asking for my training *does*<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make you my underling!<br>**[06:27] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Glad you know how these things work.<br>**[06:29] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feel free to call me Vash.<br>**[06:32] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a privilege I afford<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to people with potential.<br>**[06:35] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'K-'Kay... Aniki Vash.<br>**[06:40] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm so glad it was the right choice!*<br>**[06:42] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I thought he was gonna skin me alive!*<br>**[06:44] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Emul!<br>**[06:45] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes?!<br>**[06:47] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dadd— I mean, Boss?!<br>**[06:49] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm putting him in your care.<br>**[06:54] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[06:54] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to work *so* hard!<br>**[06:57] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, *so* hard!<br>**[06:59] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, so, *so* hard!<br>**[07:04] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, Sunraku-san!<br>**[07:05] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Allow me to give you a tour of the palace!<br>**[07:07] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hang on a minute!<br>**[07:09] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been a pretty long play session for me.<br>**[07:12] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was thinking of taking a break.<br>**[07:15] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, really? That's a shame...<br>**[07:18] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And I'd like to look up more about <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unique scenarios and unique monsters.*<br>**[07:22] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll show you to one of our inns, then!<br>**[07:25] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, really?<br>**[07:26] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can register my respawn point here?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;° Respawn Point:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A location from which you can resume play.
<br>**[07:29] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds great!<br>**[07:30] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leave every little thing to me!<br>**[07:35] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right. I forgot about this.<br>**[07:42] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What the heck?<br>**[07:44] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A forced equip item?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vorpal Soul Collar<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;acquired.
<br>**[07:47] (Flashback) Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Vorpal Soul Collar" acquired.<br>**[07:49] sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While equipped, user receives half EXP<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but gains 2.5x stat points<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(rounded down) when leveling.<br>**[07:52] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It halves the EXP I receive?!<br>**[07:54] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hang on!<br>**[07:55] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's no use.<br>**[07:57] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't take that off unless I allow it.<br>**[08:01] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Extraordinary hardship is necessary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the weak to grow stronger.<br>**[08:06] (Flashback) Vysache**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never forget the vorpal soul.<br>**[08:10] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It suits you very well, Sunraku-san!<br>**[08:13] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I...<br>**[08:14] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been saddled with another restriction?!<br>**[08:21] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Two point five times stat points, huh?<br>**[08:24] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if it does halve my EXP received,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's a pretty big upside.<br>**[08:29] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kind of broken, to say the least.<br>**[08:32] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one on the forums seems to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;know about Vysache or Emul,<br>**[08:36] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let alone the Vorpal Soul Collar.<br>**[08:39] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one's found a unique scenario where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you enter the Palace of Rabituza.<br>**[08:44] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A unique scenario only I know about!<br>**[08:48] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's pretty exciting!<br>**[08:51] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoops, time for my appointment.<br>**[08:57] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid Katzo. <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why'd we have to do this in *BERP*?<br>**[09:02] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I haven't logged into this game in forever.<br>**[09:04] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Berserk Online Passion*.<br>**[09:06] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*BOP* for short.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BOP → BERP
<br>**[09:08] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, derisively, *BERP*.<br>**[09:14] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*BERP* is a fighting game <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rakuro once got deeply into.<br>**[09:18] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is, naturally, a trash game.<br>**[09:22] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Its playerbase has waned to less<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than a hundred sign-ins per day,<br>**[09:26] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;leaving many to wonder why<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the service is still running.<br>**[09:29] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means most of those<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who remain know each other,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunraku
<br>**[09:34] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and are of a single kind—<br>**[09:37] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;trash game enthusiasts.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Modor Katzo
<br>**[09:42] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've shown yourself at last, Sunraku.<br>**[09:44] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall we get right to it?<br>**[09:49] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are the rules?<br>**[09:53] BOP Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ready? Fight!<br>**[09:56] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know what they are...<br>**[09:58] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vale tudo!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;° Vale tudo = "Anything goes" in Portuguese
<br>**[09:59] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Anything goes"!<br>**[10:03] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's some creepy-ass glitching.<br>**[10:05] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a new move I worked out <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while you were focused on *Failia*!<br>**[10:10] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NSFW Tentacle Attack!<br>**[10:13] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You developed a new glitch, huh?<br>**[10:16] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How'd a madman like you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get to be a pro gamer?<br>**[10:19] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Modor Katzo...<br>**[10:22] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quick-Draw Fist!<br>**[10:24] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[10:31] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm using a delay,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but he's still blocking them?!<br>**[10:33] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the madman,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with reaction speed like that!<br>**[10:36] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quick-Draw Fist is the ultimate style!<br>**[10:39] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Theoretically, as long as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you've got twelve frames,<br>**[10:41] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you can even counter boss<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;insta-kill attacks unscathed!<br>**[10:43] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll break through all your hits!<br>**[10:50] Mob A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[10:51] Mob A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Modor Katzo's fighting!<br>**[10:54] Mob B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Isn't that Sunraku?!<br>**[10:56] Mob A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?<br>**[10:57] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Though this is considered a trash game,<br>**[10:57] Mob A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a top-tier match-up!<br>**[10:59] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the reason for its niche<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;appeal is on display here.<br>**[11:02] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vale tudo—Rather, "Bug tudo"—<br>**[11:05] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Any bug goes."<br>**[11:13] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heck yeah!<br>**[11:16] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The afterimage fist textures<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were part of the hitbox?!<br>**[11:20] VO**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You lose!*<br>**[11:23] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still, I've only been fighting NPCs lately.<br>**[11:27] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Getting a PvP trashgamium recharge<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really hit the spot, Katzo.<br>**[11:31] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you emailed me to say <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you were taking on *SLF*,<br>**[11:34] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I figured it was a bad joke. So it was true?<br>**[11:38] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not ashamed to say,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm pretty darn into it!<br>**[11:43] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I'll see pigs flying tomorrow.<br>**[11:45] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hear me out.<br>**[11:47] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been reading the forums.<br>**[11:49] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*SLF*'s got these crazy strong <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;monsters called the Seven Colossi.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Seven Colossi
<br>**[11:55] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The playerbase has only managed to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even get the names of four of them.<br>**[12:00] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So?<br>**[12:01] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one's beaten a single one of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;them since the service started.<br>**[12:07] Mob C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, it's over already?<br>**[12:09] Mob D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Darn! I missed it!<br>**[12:10] Mob E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, that's Sunraku!<br>**[12:12] Mob A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was awesome, man!<br>**[12:13] Mob B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A raging battle of bugs!<br>**[12:13] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I fought one of them...<br>**[12:22] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And it wasted me.<br>**[12:26] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that's why you're so into it?<br>**[12:28] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At least, I doubt I'll set it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;down until I beat that mutt.<br>**[12:36] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I'll start playing *SLF*, too.<br>**[12:40] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For real?!<br>**[12:41] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hearing you talk it up piques my interest.<br>**[12:45] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, none of my IRL friends play *BERP*.<br>**[12:50] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right!<br>**[12:51] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You-know-who is playing *SLF*, too.<br>**[12:54] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"You-know-who"?<br>**[12:55] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I sent 'em an email that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you were playing, too.<br>**[12:59] Modor Katzo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since it's such a big deal.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunraku's Picked Up *SLF*
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From: Modor Katzo<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to: Me
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hear Sunraku bought SLF.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's pretty into it too.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch out for signs of hell freezing over.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TBF, I've been curious about it, too.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he's playing it, it might be worth trying...
<br>**[13:08] Pencilgon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sunraku's Picked Up *SLF*"?<br>**[13:12] Pencilgon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That trash game addict, playing *SLF*?<br>**[13:18] Pencilgon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I always thought he had some condition<br>**[13:21] Pencilgon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where he'd die if he ever<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stopped playing trash games.<br>**[13:40] sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Arthur Pencilgon<br>**[13:46] Pencilgon**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll have to oh-so-gently<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;guide him through it.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Secondale - Back Alley
<br>**[14:03] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, we're really back!<br>**[14:05] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's called a teleport gate.<br>**[14:07] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A trivial matter for me, of course!<br>**[14:11] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Emul's a handy little thing.*<br>**[14:13] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And... maybe it comes from <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;playing *BERP* for a while,<br>**[14:17] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but these *SLF* avatars are <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;easy as hell to move in!<br>**[14:21] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the minute you woke up,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you wanted to go elsewhere.<br>**[14:25] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?<br>**[14:26] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's lots of fun places<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the Palace of Rabituza!<br>**[14:29] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An arena, a training hall, and more!<br>**[14:32] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I'm totally interested in the palace, too,<br>**[14:34] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I really want a good tour of it.<br>**[14:37] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'd really like to get to Thirdrema<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before the crowds start pouring in.<br>**[14:41] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crowds?<br>**[14:47] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's been a big uptick in players<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since summer break started, right?<br>**[14:52] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The forums report that the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;starter town, Firstia,<br>**[14:55] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is packed to the gills with new players.<br>**[14:57] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This city won't be far behind.<br>**[14:59] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, yes, indeed!<br>**[15:01] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means we're gonna<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;see logjams at facilities,<br>**[15:05] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and fights over monsters and mining spots.<br>**[15:07] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, yes, indeed!<br>**[15:09] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hear Thirdrema is a pretty big city.<br>**[15:12] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I'm gonna whole-ass that unique scenario,<br>**[15:16] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like to do it from a big city<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with plenty of breathing room.<br>**[15:20] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, yes, indeed!<br>**[15:23] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're following all this?<br>**[15:24] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't actually know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what most of that means!<br>**[15:26] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, so you weren't.<br>**[15:28] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if you wish to reach the next city,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll gladly help you get there!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've received a party request<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from NPC "Magical Bunny Emul."<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Accept?
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes
<br>**[15:33] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A party request?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've received a party request<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from NPC "Magical Bunny Emul."<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Accept?
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes
<br>**[15:35] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can have NPCs in my party?<br>**[15:38] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you can't reach Rabituza<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or the palace without me!<br>**[15:42] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get that, but I figured<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'd just tag along...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've received a party request<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from NPC "Magical Bunny Emul."<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Accept?
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NPC "Magical Bunny Emul"<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has joined your party.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Emul
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorcerer
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vorpal Bunny Traveler
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Skill Points Remaining: 0
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cash on Hand:                                   0 Mahni
<br>**[15:53] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She's mostly got better stats than me.*<br>**[15:56] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Speed's the only place where <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got a slight edge.*<br>**[15:59] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No problem. Just overtake her soon enough.*<br>**[16:02] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Right.*<br>**[16:04] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm pretty sure Lycagon's Mark is the <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;trigger for that unique scenario...*<br>**[16:10] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I wonder if Emul is the game's <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;way of making up for it.*<br>**[16:14] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If so, it's good design.*<br>**[16:17] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's work together, Emul.<br>**[16:19] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[16:20] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's work together, Sunraku-san!<br>**[16:29] Alinoiyu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So cute!<br>**[16:30] Alinoiyu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where'd you get that rabbit?!<br>**[16:32] Aritomo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that a Vorpal Bunny?<br>**[16:34] Aritomo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you take them as pets?<br>**[16:35] Aritomo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And did I just see it talk?!<br>**[16:38] Aritomo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, a bird?<br>**[16:40] Aritomo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Half-naked?! Pervert?!<br>**[16:41] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a very excitable person!<br>**[16:44] Alinoiyu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! It talked!<br>**[16:44] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Crap... we've been talking this whole <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time so I stopped thinking about it,*<br>**[16:46] Aritomo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey! What's your name?<br>**[16:47] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*but Emul's an NPC attached to a <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;never-before-seen unique scenario!*<br>**[16:48] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Emul!<br>**[16:49] Aritomo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Emul-chan!<br>**[16:50] Alinoiyu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Emul-chan, how can <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get you in my party?<br>**[16:51] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Since I've got it to myself for now,*<br>**[16:53] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'd like to keep it a secret <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until I can clear it...*<br>**[16:54] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you can—<br>**[16:56] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zip that lip!<br>**[16:59] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was my ventriloquism act!<br>**[17:02] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heavens, I must be off!<br>**[17:04] Aritomo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[17:06] Aritomo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, I wanted to know how you tame them!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;File Saved
<br>**[17:12] Alinoiyu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got a screenshot!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's ask on the forums!<br>**[17:23] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great.<br>**[17:24] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There aren't any more players<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nearby now, at least.<br>**[17:27] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm terribly ill-suited to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all this running around!<br>**[17:30] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of rabbit says a thing like that?<br>**[17:33] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, you've got about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the same speed stat as I do.<br>**[17:36] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, what would you have us do next?<br>**[17:40] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good question.<br>**[17:41] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, there's something I wanna confirm.<br>**[17:43] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Confirm?<br>**[17:45] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's that line in my curse... the mark.<br>**[17:48] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Monsters of lower level than the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;afflicted character will flee."<br>**[18:14] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It fled from you, Sunraku-san!<br>**[18:16] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like it spotted some kind of degenerate.<br>**[18:19] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, perfect!<br>**[18:22] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, I chase at top speed!<br>**[18:25] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't just pursue mindlessly,<br>**[18:27] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but chase it into an obstacle!<br>**[18:31] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then...<br>**[18:32] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the moment it changes direction,<br>**[18:35] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I throw!<br>**[18:38] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, once it's stopped,<br>**[18:41] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I strike at the fastest speed I can muster!<br>**[18:46] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An attack bonus from inertia...<br>**[18:49] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a law of physics you take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for granted in the real world,<br>**[18:52] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but very few games actually<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;try to replicate it.<br>**[18:56] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naturally, this game models<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;reality as close as it can!<br>**[19:01] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was spectacular, Sunraku-san!<br>**[19:03] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could hardly tell which<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one was the monster!<br>**[19:06] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was that supposed to be a compliment?<br>**[19:11] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[19:12] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even with the mark, I know I can take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out monsters that speed or slower.<br>**[19:16] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've verified what I needed to,<br>**[19:18] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so here's the plan!<br>**[19:22] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ignore the scrubs!<br>**[19:23] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Straight to the area boss!<br>**[19:25] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is all!<br>**[19:26] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That wasn't much of a plan!<br>**[19:29] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, as befits us speedsters,<br>**[19:31] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let's get there speedily!<br>**[19:32] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Away we go!<br>**[19:33] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To the area boss, and Thirdrema beyond!<br>**[19:36] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[19:39] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[19:40] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to the map, the area<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;boss is around here, but...<br>**[19:47] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's swamp as far as the eye can see.<br>**[19:52] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This will simply *ruin* my clothing...<br>**[19:55] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yeah, no, I think I get it.*<br>**[19:58] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*With what Emul said on <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the way here and all...*<br>**[20:01] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was in such a hurry to get out of town,<br>**[20:04] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never got a chance to ask about the boss.<br>**[20:06] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know anything about it, Emul?<br>**[20:08] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's a monster named Mud Digger!<br>**[20:12] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It rockets out of the ground to attack,<br>**[20:15] (Flashback) Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so it's crucial to find a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;way to hold it in place!<br>**[20:18] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*"Mud Digger"...*<br>**[20:20] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I gotta fight it in the swamp.*<br>**[20:22] (Flashback) Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I might be in trouble here.*<br>**[20:26] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunraku-san, it's here!<br>**[20:32] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get on my shoulder!<br>**[20:33] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Righty-o!<br>**[20:49] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A characteristic of* Shangri-La <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Frontier*'s "swamp" terrain<br>**[20:54] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is that it forces a "walking state."<br>**[20:57] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One leg always remains trapped in the marsh<br>**[21:01] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until the other foot reaches the bottom.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mud Digger
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Area Boss
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rec. Party Size: 4
<br>**[21:06] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words...<br>**[21:08] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is my worst match-up possible!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SLF Mini
<br>**[22:44] Kids**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**SLF** Theater!<br>**[22:48] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mini!<br>**[22:51] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, I'm gonna get some sleep.<br>**[22:53] Sunraku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Night!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Logged Out
<br>**[22:57] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunraku-san, have a nice rest!<br>**[23:02] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take a break, too, then.<br>**[23:17] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel so much better in my true form!<br>**[23:22] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunraku-san...<br>**[23:26] Emul**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good night, now!<br>**[23:36] Rakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A dream?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, when players are logged out,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;their avatars disappear.
<br>