E23 - Bird with Rabbits vs. Skeletal Choir Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:30] (Flashback) Sunraku     Hell yeah! [01:31] (Flashback) Sunraku     Let's start the plan to cultivate Bilac! [01:34] (Flashback) Emul     Yes, indeed! [01:36] (Flashback) Bilac     Y-Yeah! [01:38] (Flashback) Bilac     Okay! Let's head through Fourfolkshire     and on to the Canyon of Ancient Souls! [01:43] (Flashback) Bilac     Get moving, bird-man! [01:45] (Flashback) Sunraku     We'll need that magic operations unit to     make you an Ancient Craftsman, right, Bilac? SIGN    Bird with Rabbits vs. Skeletal Choir SIGN    Canyon of Ancient Souls [01:58] Sunraku     This area's been a real breeze, huh? [02:01] Bilac     I'm betting the miasma     and the undead and stuff [02:04] Bilac     would normally be a pain in the ass... [02:05] Emul     But Sunraku-san's mark clears up the     miasma and chases the monsters away, [02:10] Emul     so it's truly a walk in the park! [02:15] Sunraku     On that note, would you guys... [02:18] Sunraku     just walk on your own already?! [02:22] Emul     Walking is far too troublesome! [02:24] Bilac     You've got the Night Emperor's mark, buddy. [02:28] Bilac     Clinging to you lets us conserve Holy Water. [02:30] Bilac     So deal with it. [02:31] Sunraku     What am I, your personal air purifier? [02:33] Bilac     Just get walking. [02:37] Sunraku     Half-naked with a bird head, walking through     miasma with rabbits on my shoulders... [02:43] Sunraku     Not exactly my personal fantasy. [02:49] Sunraku     Hey, what's going on overtop of the mist? [02:53] Sunraku     Feels like we could climb up if we wanted... [02:55] Sunraku     Would that make it even     easier to get to the end? [02:58] Bilac     Might work out if you're feeling suicidal, [03:03] Bilac     but I'll pass, myself. [03:05] Emul     Atop the cliffs of the     Canyon of Ancient Souls [03:08] Emul     lurk terrifying monsters known     as the Crystal Scorpions! SIGN    Crystal Scorpion [03:13] Sunraku     Crystal Scorpions? [03:16] Bilac     They're a bunch of tough     nuts not even I could crack. [03:19] Bilac     Crystal Scorpions attack as a swarm, [03:21] Bilac     so if one sees you, you're dead. [03:24] Sunraku     What, they're over level 100 or something? [03:27] Sunraku     A shortcut for super-veterans, maybe? [03:39] Sunraku     Thought I saw a figure moving just now... [03:43] Sunraku     Was it just my imagination? [03:44] Bilac     What was it? A Crystal Scorpion?! [03:47] Emul     I hear that the sight of one means     dozens more are on their way! [03:52] Bilac     Just get walking already! [03:54] Bilac     We're after the area boss, remember?! [03:57] Sunraku     Yeah, yeah, I get it! [04:01] Sunraku     Crystal Scorpions, huh? [04:04] Sunraku     Maybe I'll pick me a fight later on. [04:06] Bilac     Didn't you hear what I just said?! [04:08] Emul     Don't even joke about such a thing! [04:52] Sunraku     What's this black dome thing? [04:54] Bilac     Guess this is our destination. [04:57] Sunraku     Looks like an area boss to me, yeah. [05:01] Sunraku     There's not someone in there already, right? [05:03] Sunraku     We've just gotta fight it in here? [05:06] Sunraku     Then let's beat the thing     and move right along! [05:11] Emul     Yes, let us! [05:13] Bilac     Give it your best shot, bird-man! [05:53] Emul     Sunraku-san— [05:56] Sunraku     Well, well. [05:57] Bilac     Yep. [06:03] Bilac     That's what we're after. [06:09] Sunraku     The kind of skelly jerk a     certain type is really into... SIGN    Area Boss     Humming Lich [06:14] Sunraku     Humming Lich. [06:16] Sunraku     I'm getting "skeleton that     dishes out curses" vibes. [06:20] Sunraku     So before it throws anything     too annoying at us... [06:22] Sunraku     Strike first! [06:24] Bilac     Hang on a minute! [06:25] Bilac     That thing's— [06:34] Sunraku     Huh? No hitbox? [06:36] Bilac     You moron. [06:37] Bilac     You need a holy-attribute weapon     to deal physical damage! [06:41] Sunraku     Huh? But I don't got a holy-attribute weapon! [06:49] Emul     What fearsome miasma! [06:52] Sunraku     That kinda stings! SIGN    Sunraku [06:54] Bilac     It's the source of the miasma in the canyon. [06:57] Bilac     You're being hit by all the     hatred and death around us! [06:59] Bilac     It's more potent than ordinary miasma! [07:03] Bilac     Hey... we're okay. [07:06] Emul     Thanks to Sunraku-san's mark, no doubt! [07:09] Sunraku     I did take a bit of damage, but that     debuff resistance is doing its work. [07:13] Sunraku     Can't believe it works even     on an area boss's attacks. [07:17] Sunraku     But wait, hang on... [07:18] Sunraku     If neither of our attacks     works on the other one... [07:22] Sunraku     Does that mean we're locked into a stalemate? [07:25] Sunraku     What do we do? [07:26] Bilac     I freaking told you to     prepare what you needed! [07:29] Bilac     Honestly... [07:32] Bilac     Guess I gotta do it. [07:34] Bilac     Buy me some time, would ya? [07:39] Bilac     I'm gonna rig us up a solution. [07:56] Emul     S-Sunraku-san?! [07:58] Emul     Why did you attach me to your arm?! [08:01] Sunraku     You're the only one who can fight     this thing right now, Emul! [08:04] Sunraku     Let's go with operation,     Rabbit Gun: Turret Palm! SIGN    Rabbit Gun: Turret Palm [08:08] Emul     Not again! [08:11] Sunraku     I'll get you some carrots later. [08:12] Emul     Carrots?! [08:20] Sunraku     Don't worry. Our job is just to buy time. [08:23] Sunraku     We don't gotta beat the thing. [08:25] Sunraku     Still, the best defense is a good offense... [08:28] Sunraku     So let's keep those attacks coming! Go, Emul! [08:33] Emul     Righty-o! [08:37] Emul     I'll do as I must! [08:40] Emul     Magic Edge! [08:49] Sunraku     Nice! It worked! [08:54] Sunraku     Bilac-san! [08:55] Sunraku     You maybe got an estimate on     how much longer you need?! [08:59] Bilac     It's not like what I'm doing is easy, y'know? [09:02] Bilac     Just hold on! [09:03] Sunraku     You got it! [09:07] Bilac     It's gonna be a rush job, [09:10] Bilac     but I'm gonna turn this rusty     Dullahan General's Decapitator [09:14] Bilac     into a weapon that can hurt the Humming Lich! [09:17] Bilac     You ain't dead yet, buddy. [09:27] Emul     Arms are coming out of the ground! [09:30] Sunraku     Easy mode compared to     Wethermon's attack spam! [09:38] Sunraku     Fire! [09:39] Emul     R-Righty-o! [09:40] Emul     Magic Edge! [09:44] Sunraku     A hit! [10:13] Emul     Th-There are seven of them now! [10:17] Sunraku     And each one's holding a different weapon... [10:29] Emul     G-Goodness gracious! [10:31] Sunraku     Okay, avoiding all of them     at once is pretty annoying! [10:36] Emul     They're coming! [10:39] Bilac     Take it, bird-man! [10:58] Sunraku     Hey, you really cleaned     up that rusty old blade! [11:02] Bilac     I didn't have a forge or an anvil, [11:04] Bilac     so it's not my best work,     but I polished it with holy water. [11:09] Bilac     It'll do the job for     slicing up those reapers. [11:12] Bilac     But it's also gotten way more fragile. [11:14] Bilac     It's got eight swings at     most before it breaks. [11:18] Bilac     Keep that in mind, got it? [11:20] Sunraku     Translation: "Beat these things     in eight hits or less." [11:27] Sunraku     Sounds like a challenge run to me. [11:44] Bilac     What's that, singing? [11:46] Emul     It's rather frightening! [11:50] Sunraku     A singing skelly septet... [11:53] Sunraku     Hence "Humming Lich." [11:56] Sunraku     A pretty fitting name. [11:59] Sunraku     It's only been eight minutes     since the battle kicked off. [12:05] Sunraku     Bilac, grab on! [12:11] Bilac     What's the plan, man? [12:12] Sunraku     I gotta find out some things     about the clones first! [12:22] Sunraku     Skill... Drift Step! [12:32] Bilac     For a second there... [12:34] Sunraku     Yeah, the main body didn't take     the damage, but it still reeled. [12:38] Sunraku     Which means it's the type of monster [12:39] Sunraku     where the original and the     clones all share an HP pool. [12:42] Sunraku     And the fact that it reeled     like that from one hit [12:45] Sunraku     suggests its HP is pretty low. [12:48] Sunraku     I've got my plan all worked out. [12:50] Sunraku     Emul! [12:51] Sunraku     Bilac! [12:53] Sunraku     Let me give you a quick rundown. [12:59] Bilac     Th-The hell you say? [13:01] Bilac     You want me to do what? [13:03] Sunraku     Bilac. A weapon should be     wielded in pursuit of victory. [13:07] Sunraku     If you can't win,     it's rude to the weapon, right? [13:13] Sunraku     Now, get to it! [13:29] Sunraku     It's been ten minutes now. SIGN    Buff = Enhancement [13:31] Sunraku     Let's get buffed up and ready to go! [13:32] Emul     Ready to go! [13:36] Sunraku     Emul! Blast the others outta     the way with your Magic Edge! [13:39] Emul     Righty-o! [13:40] Sunraku     The buff skill's got a limitation— [13:42] Sunraku     I can't use it until ten     minutes after combat starts, [13:45] Sunraku     so I couldn't use it against     the Dullahan General— [13:48] Sunraku     "Overheat." SIGN    Overheat     Can only activate     10 minutes after combat starts.          Adds a bonus to all stats     for five minutes,     but halves all stats after that. [13:51] Sunraku     Combine it with Nitro Gain! SIGN    Nitro Gain     Time to use: 1 second      In exchange for taking 20%     of max HP as damage,     increases STR and AGI. [13:56] Sunraku     This skill's real value isn't in its buffs, [13:58] Sunraku     but in the damage control it allows     with its 20%-of-max-HP cost. SIGN    Sunraku SIGN    Overheat      Climax Boost      Nitro Gain [14:02] Sunraku     HP management that lets me     use Climax Boost at will... [14:10] Emul     Magic Edge! [14:18] Sunraku     Great, you cleared me a path! [14:20] Sunraku     Let's start with that annoying archer! [14:24] Sunraku     Six-Boat Leap! [14:27] Sunraku     And the special attribute     of the Decapitator... [14:35] Sunraku     Attacks to the head deal extra damage! [14:38] Sunraku     That, plus all the buffs and a critical hit [14:41] Sunraku     can take each clone in one strike! [14:44] Sunraku     Let's go, Emul! [14:45] Sunraku     Next up, the axe-wielder! [14:46] Emul     Understood! [14:49] Sunraku     Five clones and the main body left. [14:51] Sunraku     And I've got seven attacks. [14:54] Emul     Magic Edge! [15:05] Sunraku     I've got one more limitation on me. [15:07] Sunraku     After five minutes pass, the effect of     Overheat will drop my stats way down, [15:13] Sunraku     and I won't be able to slay     them in one hit anymore. [15:15] Sunraku     That's why... [15:17] Sunraku     I'll finish this before that happens! [15:25] Bilac     He's got Emul's support and all, [15:28] Bilac     but he can dodge all those     attacks and even counter? [15:31] Bilac     No wonder that guy beat a damn Colossus... [15:35] Bilac     Sounds good to me. [15:37] Bilac     I'm down for your plan! [15:47] Sunraku     I've got two attacks left. [15:51] Sunraku     And that just leaves... [15:52] Sunraku     The main body with the staff! [16:04] Sunraku     Get to work, Emul! [16:06] Emul     Doing what?! [16:13] Sunraku     Finishing it off, duh! [16:18] Emul     Magic Edge! [16:22] Sunraku     Nice work, Emul! [16:24] Sunraku     Skill... SIGN    Glowing Pierce SIGN    Glowing Pierce [16:27] Sunraku     Glowing Pierce! [16:32] Sunraku     Yeah, figures I couldn't finish     the main body off by myself. [16:36] Bilac     You held out well, Decapitator. [16:40] Bilac     Sorry... [16:41] Bilac     But hang in there for one more hit! [16:45] Sunraku     Finish it off, Bilac! [16:48] Sunraku     Six-Boat Leap! [16:49] Bilac     All right, here I go! [16:53] Bilac     Material Focus... [16:55] Bilac     into... [16:58] Bilac     Fortress Breaker! SIGN    Fortress Breaker SIGN    Fortress Breaker [17:13] Sunraku     Hell yeah! [17:15] Sunraku     The Human... [17:16] Sunraku     No, the Rabbit Pile Bunker did the job! SIGN    Rabbit Pile Bunker [17:20] Sunraku     After I heard Katzo and Pencilgon     talk about the battle with Kirin... [17:24] Sunraku     I always wanted to try that one out! [17:30] Sunraku     Ow! SIGN    Sunraku [17:35] Sunraku     You idiot! You almost killed me! [17:38] Emul     You're the one who threw     me up there, Sunraku-san! SIGN    Har-     rumph [17:41] Bilac     Quit goofing around, you two! [17:47] Bilac     Looks like I might still     be able to patch you up. [17:50] Bilac     Not right this moment, but... [17:53] Bilac     Hey, you guys! Hurry us up to Eighthold! [17:55] Sunraku     C'mon, at least let me     leisurely browse my loot! SIGN    Dropped Item      Grudge Bone Fragment     A hideous bone fragment,     soaked to its marrow with hatred.     Has various shamanistic uses.     Its grudge cannot be alleviated,     because the nature of grudges     is to be indiscriminate. [18:00] Sunraku     Sounds like this item's for Shaman stuff, though. [18:03] Sunraku     Can't think of how I'd use it. [18:08] Sunraku     Is it just me, or has the fog started lifting? [18:11] Emul     Naturally, as the source     of the miasma is slain. [18:18] Emul     Sunraku-san. I feel like you're     thinking something terribly wicked. [18:22] Sunraku     Heavens! Perish the thought! [18:24] Bilac     What's the matter with you? [18:26] Bilac     Let's get going already! SIGN    Canyon of Ancient Souls SIGN    Eighthold SIGN    Eighth City     Eighthold SIGN    Register landmark?      No Yes SIGN    Landmark registered. [18:50] Sunraku     Okay, now I can use Emul's gates to come     and go between Rabituza and Eighthold. [18:55] Bilac     So, what's the next move? [18:57] Bilac     I'd like to head back to Rabituza for a bit [18:59] Bilac     and get the Dullahan General's     Decapitator fixed up, myself. [19:03] Sunraku     Good idea. [19:05] Sunraku     Maybe we'll break up and     take a rest for now, then. [19:07] Sunraku     Emul, you should wait in Rabituza, too. [19:09] Emul     What? But why?! [19:12] Sunraku     I just got to a new city.     I wanna have a look around. [19:16] Sunraku     And your disguises are kinda haute couture.     They make me stand out even more. [19:21] Emul     I'm not sure I believe you. [19:23] Sunraku     I'll buy you carrots while I'm here. [19:25] Emul     Carrots?! [19:27] Emul     Th-Then... If we must! [19:32] Emul     But you mustn't do anything reckless! [19:35] Sunraku     Hey, no worries! [19:37] Emul     Promise me! You will not be reckless! [19:40] Sunraku     Seriously, I'm fine! Just get going! [19:55] Sunraku     Don't be reckless, huh? [19:59] Sunraku     Human nature says, when someone says     "don't do that," you totally do it! SIGN    Wah ha ha ha ha [20:13] Sunraku     That's the story of Pandora's Box, too. [20:17] Sunraku     I think Zeus gave Pandora that box,     knowing she'd open it. [20:24] Sunraku     Even when we know it's gonna unleash     all the world's misfortunes... SIGN    Eighthold [20:28] Sunraku     We just gotta open it! [20:30] Sunraku     That's what it means to be human! SIGN    Canyon of Ancient Souls [20:42] Sunraku     Okay, let's get climbing! [20:50] Sunraku     Wait for me, Crystal Scorpions! SIGN    SLF Mini [22:29] Kids     SLF Theater! SIGN    Emul's Sleeptalking [22:33] Emul     Mini! SIGN    SLF Theater [22:41] Emul     This enemy is far too powerful! [22:45] Sunraku     What's she dreaming about now? [22:47] Emul     Oh, what a big carrot! [22:52] Emul     I could make a house out of that carrot! [22:55] Emul     How delightful! [22:57] Emul     Oh, my ears have turned into carrots! [23:02] Emul     Would you be the king and queen     of the Carrot Kingdom, then? [23:07] Emul     I'd love to shake your hands! [23:15] Emul     Oh, silly Sunraku-san! [23:18] Emul     You can't do anything without me! [23:21] Emul     Just like my youngest brother! [23:24] Emul     There, there. That's a good little boy. [23:28] Sunraku     What the hell is she dreaming about?