E22 - The Walking Air Purifier

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[00:01] Narrator
    This world is filled with
    too many games to count,
[00:06] Narrator
    though the vast majority simply
    come and go in obscurity.
[00:12] Narrator
    The greatest of all games
[00:15] Narrator
    is the fully immersive VR game boasting
    over 30 million players worldwide—
[00:20] Narrator
    Shangri-La Frontier, which rightly 
    earns the title of "god-tier game"!
[00:27] Narrator
    One lover of trash games, Rakuro Hizutome,
[00:30] Narrator
    is trying out the god-tier 
    game,* Shangri-La Frontier*!
[00:34] Narrator
    What adventures await him there?
SIGN    The Walking Air Purifier
[02:12] Sunraku
    Raising?
[02:14] Sunraku
    Growth?
[02:16] Sunraku
    That's it!
[02:17] Sunraku
    I just need to do some raising!
[02:21] Sunraku
    If there's no Ancient Craftsman around,
[02:23] Sunraku
    I just need to turn Bilac
    into an Ancient Craftsman!
[02:26] Bilac
    Me, an Ancient Craftsman?
[02:30] Bilac
    You got it, bird-man.
[02:33] Bilac
    I'll play along.
[02:35] Bilac
    I'm gonna become an Ancient Craftsman!
[02:37] Emul
    Yay, Big Sis Bee!
[02:40] Sunraku
    Hell yeah!
[02:41] Sunraku
    Let's start the plan to cultivate Bilac!
[02:44] Emul
    Yes, indeed!
[02:46] Bilac
    Y-Yeah!
[02:50] Emul
    So...
[02:52] Emul
    What exactly is the plan
    to cultivate Big Sis Bee?
[02:55] Sunraku
    Huh? No clue.
[02:57] Bilac
    Dumbass.
[02:58] Sunraku
    Well, what do you expect?
[03:00] Bilac
    Listen up.
[03:01] Bilac
    To be an Ancient Craftsman,
    you gotta get two things.
SIGN    Ancient Craftsman
[03:06] Sunraku
    And what are those?
[03:08] Bilac
    The first is a remnant from
    the Divinity, a Legacy Weapon.
SIGN    Legacy Weapon
[03:12] Bilac
    A weapons craftsman can't forge crap
    with just speculation and theory.
[03:17] Bilac
    And the other, according to Pops...
[03:21] Bilac
    is a marjik oppleration zoonit.
[03:27] Sunraku
    A "marjik oppleration zoonit"?
[03:34] Sunraku
    Are you trying to say
    "magic operations unit"?
SIGN    Magic Operations Unit
[03:40] Bilac
    Yeah, maybe that's one way to say it.
[03:43] Sunraku
    Pretty sure that's the only way to say it!
[03:46] Bilac
    Point is!
[03:48] Bilac
    If I'm gonna be an Ancient Craftsman,
    I gotta have a working Legacy Weapon
[03:52] Bilac
    and a marjik oppleration zoonit!
[03:55] Bilac
    Get it?!
[03:56] Bilac
    Neither is gonna be easy to find!
[04:02] Sunraku
    A Legacy Weapon, huh?
[04:04] Sunraku
    That'd be a weapon from
    the Divinity era, right?
[04:07] Emul
    Sunraku-san?
[04:09] Sunraku
    'Scuse me a minute.
[04:16] Emul
    Sunraku-san?!
[04:17] Bilac
    Where'd that guy get off to?
[04:25] Sunraku
    Here we go.
[04:28] Sunraku
    A "Legacy Weapon" would be
    something like this, right?
[04:34] Bilac
    H-How'd you get your hands on this thing?!
[04:39] Sunraku
    Just a little something I
    got for beating Wethermon.
SIGN    Non-Standard Armament: Blade 
    Harbinger
[04:44] Bilac
    That's a Legacy Weapon, all right...
[04:49] Sunraku
    But you need a working one, right?
[04:52] Sunraku
    I'm betting it won't gain "working" status
[04:55] Sunraku
    until I fix this Ether Reactor thing.
[05:00] Bilac
    The reason I need a working Legacy Weapon
    to make myself an Ancient Craftsman,
[05:06] Bilac
    is so I can learn techniques
    from the Divinity.
[05:11] Bilac
    I just need something in good enough
    shape for me to figure out how it works.
[05:17] Bilac
    One in this good o' shape
    oughta do me just fine!
[05:19] Sunraku
    Oh, great!
[05:24] Bilac
    Okay, then...
[05:26] Bilac
    Time to strip it down!
[05:29] Sunraku
    Hey, wait a second!
[05:30] Bilac
    What now? I'm all ready to go, here!
[05:34] Sunraku
    Sorry...
[05:35] Sunraku
    I can't let you break it down without
    consent from a few other people.
[05:39] Bilac
    Yeah?
[05:41] Sunraku
    Yeah... this Legacy Weapon
    came from the Inventoria.
[05:47] Sunraku
    Katzo and Pencilgon made it sound like the
    weapons and armaments in the Inventoria
SIGN    Non-Standard Armament: Wire
    Keep-Out Wire
SIGN    Non-Standard Armament: Blade 
    Harbinger
[05:54] Sunraku
    are shared between the three of us.
[05:58] Sunraku
    Which means we all share possession of it.
[06:02] Bilac
    Fine.
[06:04] Bilac
    Then I guess you better find the other thing
    I need, the marjik oppleration zoonit.
[06:09] Bilac
    Let's see...
[06:11] Bilac
    Pops says you can find one
    in the Ruins of Past Glories.
[06:15] Sunraku
    Hey, that's a pretty detailed map!
[06:18] Sunraku
    Lemme see!
[06:19] Bilac
    Hey.
[06:21] Sunraku
    Okay... I'm departing out of Thirdrema, so...
SIGN    Prismatic Forest Grotto
[06:26] Sunraku
    I'll pass through the Prismatic Forest
    Grotto to the fourth city, Fourfolkshire.
SIGN    Fourfolkshire
[06:32] Sunraku
    Then I'll pass through the Canyon of Ancient
    Souls to the eighth city, Eighthold.
SIGN    Canyon of Ancient Souls
SIGN    Eighthold
[06:37] Sunraku
    From there, halfway to
    the 11th city, Eleventar,
SIGN    Eleventar
[06:42] Sunraku
    is our destination,
    the Ruins of Past Glories.
SIGN    Ruins of Past Glories
[06:46] Sunraku
    Looks like there's a lot of
    path splits after Thirdrema.
[06:50] Sunraku
    It'll be a pretty straightforward
    route, but it'll be a long way.
SIGN    The Lightless Barrens
[06:56] Sunraku
    Wait, just past Eleventar...
[06:59] Sunraku
    The Lightless Barrens?!
SIGN    Bonus Unique Scenario
    Vorpal Epic
    Items Needed
    Receiver Delta
     Positioner Delta
     Transmitter Delta
[07:01] (Flashback) Sunraku
    Let's see... Items needed...
[07:04] (Flashback) Sunraku
    Receiver Delta, Positioner Delta,
    Transmitter Delta...
[07:10] (Flashback) Sunraku
    I think I get the gist, but where do
    I even start looking for these things?
[07:14] (Flashback) Sunraku
    Surely you're not going
    to send me out blind...
[07:17] (Flashback) Vysache
    Right.
[07:19] (Flashback) Vysache
    Check out a place called
    the Lightless Barrens.
[07:23] Sunraku
    That's the place Aniki Vash said
[07:25] Sunraku
    would have the items I need
    for my bonus unique scenario!
[07:30] Sunraku
    Is this fate conspiring
    to send me right to it?!
[07:32] Sunraku
    Hell yeah!
[07:34] Sunraku
    I'm super hype for this now!
[07:36] Sunraku
    Let's get moving!
[07:39] Bilac
    Hang on a sec.
[07:40] Bilac
    I gotta pack for the trip.
[07:44] Sunraku
    Oh, cool! Bilac's coming, too?
[07:48] Sunraku
    Though that does raise the question...
[07:50] Sunraku
    How do I get out of the city,
    carting two rabbits around?
[07:54] Sunraku
    I can sort of hide Emul by wearing
    her around my neck, but...
[07:58] Sunraku
    Maybe Bilac's gonna have to chug MP
    recovery items to maintain a human form?
[08:02] Bilac
    Oh, I can't transform into a human.
[08:04] Sunraku
    What, really? What do we do, then?
[08:06] Bilac
    Well, I can't become a human, but...
[08:19] Bilac
    Let's do this, Emul!
[08:21] Emul
    Righty-o!
[08:24] Bilac
    Behold our powers of camouflage!
[08:27] Emul
    Yes, indeed!
[08:37] Bilac
    You got yourself a perfect fur coat...
[08:39] Emul
    ...and fashionable scarf.
[08:42] Sunraku
    Okay, whatever.
[08:43] Bilac
    Okay! Let's head through Fourfolkshire
    and on to the Canyon of Ancient Souls!
[08:48] Bilac
    Get moving, bird-man!
[08:49] Sunraku
    Could you at least learn my name?
[08:51] Emul
    Yes, let us away!
[08:54] Sunraku
    First, though...
[08:59] Sunraku
    Gotta set my respawn point
    in the Palace of Rabituza...
[09:04] Voice
    Respawn point registered.
SIGN    Respawn point registered
[09:07] sign
    Prismatic Forest Grotto
[09:08] Sunraku
    Okay, let's move!
SIGN    Fourfolkshire
[09:18] Narrator
    The Canyon of Ancient Souls.
[09:21] Narrator
    The site of the last battle
    in a war that occurred
[09:24] Narrator
    before humanity was as advanced as it is now.
[09:28] Narrator
    Ironically, the fighting had to be called
    off due to the arrival of monsters,
[09:35] Narrator
    but the large number of dead it produced
    caused miasma to cover the land,
[09:40] Narrator
    turning it into a nesting ground for
    undead creatures who despise the living.
[09:44] Emul
    Even now, it remains a
    grave danger to pioneers,
[09:49] Emul
    infested with undead and
    curses... so they say.
[09:52] Sunraku
    Don't tell me what they say!
[09:54] Sunraku
    I told you to keep talk
    to a bare minimum in town.
SIGN    Fourth City
    Fourfolkshire
SIGN    Item Shop
[10:16] Bilac
    You'll be in it deep, without a cleric
    or holy items to fend off that miasma.
[10:23] Sunraku
    Yeah, I know.
[10:25] Sunraku
    If you spend too much time in miasma
    you end up with "Hexed" status, right?
SIGN    Hexed
    Reduces max HP and stats by a certain percentage
[10:30] Sunraku
    That's why we ducked into this item shop.
[10:33] Sunraku
    I'm gonna get the items I
    need, then blow this town.
[10:39] Sunraku
    Holy Water's pricey!
[10:43] Sunraku
    Although...
[10:44] Sunraku
    I might only need to buy anti-miasma
    stuff for you two guys.
SIGN    Fourfolkshire
SIGN    Canyon of Ancient Souls
[11:04] Sunraku
    Okay, got it. So this is the
    Canyon of Ancient Souls...
[11:13] Sunraku
    Just like you described it...
[11:16] Sunraku
    The air quality looks awful.
SIGN    Canyon of Ancient Souls
[11:39] Bilac
    Hang on a sec.
[11:41] Bilac
    How'd you get that aura
    of clean air around you?
[11:45] Sunraku
    Noticed, did you?
[11:47] Sunraku
    It's the effect of the
    mark Lycagon put on me!
[11:51] Sunraku
    Any spell or curse from a source weaker
    than that dog gets canceled out!
[11:56] Bilac
    It can even nullify miasma?!
[11:59] Sunraku
    That said...
[12:00] Bilac
    That said...?
SIGN    Wyvern Zombie
[12:15] Emul
    Sunraku-san! It's a Wyvern Zombie!
[12:18] Sunraku
    Dang, looks stinky.
[12:36] Bilac
    D-Did that happen because of the mark, too?
[12:39] Sunraku
    Yep.
[12:40] Sunraku
    Anything lower level than me just runs away.
[12:44] Sunraku
    Too bad. I've got plenty of new
    skills I'd love to test out...
[13:00] Sunraku
    Hey, Emul.
[13:02] Sunraku
    I think that major level-up
    Wethermon handed me
[13:05] Sunraku
    might have left me a tad overpowered.
[13:08] Emul
    It does appear that way!
[13:10] Bilac
    "Keep your hands off the
    Night Emperor's prey," huh?
[13:14] Bilac
    They're a buncha cowards, if you ask me.
[13:18] Bilac
    Those Wyvern Zombies are so damn scared,
    they even forgot they could fly.
[13:22] Sunraku
    Guess this might just be a
    short stroll to the area boss.
[13:25] Emul
    Impressive as ever, Sunraku-san!
[13:28] Bilac
    Still, it's kinda too bad.
[13:30] Bilac
    I was hoping for a chance
    to flex my skills, here.
[13:33] Sunraku
    Y'know, I forgot to check
    out your stats, Bilac.
[13:36] Sunraku
    Are you even any good in a fight?
[13:38] Bilac
    What'd you say?!
[13:40] Bilac
    You saying I'm no good? Huh?!
[13:42] Sunraku
    I was kidding, I swear.
[13:53] Emul
    It didn't run from Sunraku-san on sight!
[13:56] Emul
    It must be a powerful foe!
[13:57] Sunraku
    That could be the case...
[13:59] Sunraku
    Or maybe he just can't see me.
[14:02] Sunraku
    He's got no head, see?
SIGN    Rare Enemy
    Dullahan General
[14:12] Emul
    H-He's letting us attack first!
[14:15] Sunraku
    Maybe we can talk things out with the guy!
[14:17] Bilac
    Yeah, right! A dullahan
    don't even got a mouth!
[14:21] Sunraku
    Yeah, fair point.
[14:26] Emul
    He's readied his sword!
[14:28] Sunraku
    Okay...
[14:29] Sunraku
    Let's hunt a dullahan!
SIGN    Empire Bee Twinblades
    equipped.
[14:35] Bilac
    Sounds good to me.
[14:40] Bilac
    Time to show off what I got!
[14:42] Sunraku
    Yeah! Looking forward to it, Bilac!
[14:45] Emul
    Yeah, Big Sis Bee!
[14:46] Emul
    I'm greatly looking forward to it!
[14:48] Sunraku
    Mimicking me!
[14:49] Emul
    Y-You just said what I
    was going to, that's all!
[14:51] Bilac
    Quit messing around. We've got incoming!
[15:04] Bilac
    Here it comes!
[15:05] Sunraku
    Got it!
[15:07] Sunraku
    Ignition!
[15:09] Sunraku
    Time to try out my new skills!
[15:13] Sunraku
    You better handle your own
    miasma countermeasures!
[15:15] Bilac
    No worries there!
[15:24] Emul
    I-It isn't safe!
[15:26] Sunraku
    Keep your ears tucked, Emul!
[15:43] Sunraku
    If Lycagon's Mark didn't chase it off,
[15:46] Sunraku
    it must be a powerful opponent
    with a higher level than me.
[15:51] Sunraku
    But somehow, I don't feel threatened at all.
[15:56] Sunraku
    Maybe it's because I already fought
    the ultimate mounted warrior.
[16:02] Sunraku
    First, let's get you off that horse!
[16:14] Sunraku
    Okay, now!
[16:16] Sunraku
    Vorpal Blade Tech!
SIGN    Vorpal Blade Tech
     V3
[16:24] Sunraku
    Moon's Reflection!
[16:25] Sunraku
    Version 3!
[16:30] Sunraku
    Watch yourself, buddy!
[16:32] Sunraku
    If you try to turn around
    when you're off-balance...
[16:42] Bilac
    A dead body's bound to be light.
[16:45] Bilac
    Bet I can send you flying...
[16:48] Bilac
    So get going, pal!
[16:50] Bilac
    Megaton Swing!
SIGN    Megaton Swing
[16:58] Sunraku
    Hey, nice hang time!
[17:01] Emul
    Impressive as ever, Big Sis Bee!
[17:04] Sunraku
    Don't let her show you up, Emul!
[17:06] Sunraku
    We need a follow-up! Get a spell ready!
[17:09] Emul
    I'll have Add Spell ready to go!
[17:11] Sunraku
    Moon Jumper...
SIGN    Moon Jumper
[17:13] Sunraku
    Into...
[17:15] Sunraku
    Six-Boat Leap!
[17:17] sign
    Six-Boat Leap
[17:24] Sunraku
    You wanna handle it yourself, eh?
[17:36] Sunraku
    Playing second fiddle to an NPC...
[17:38] Sunraku
    Any trash gamer needs to know when to do it.
[17:41] Sunraku
    Sounds good to me!
[17:43] Sunraku
    It's been thirty seconds.
[17:45] Sunraku
    Ignition oughta be warmed up by now.
[17:48] Sunraku
    Time to turn on the gas!
[17:50] Sunraku
    Ignition!
SIGN    Ignition
[17:53] Sunraku
    And with my luck in the
    triple digits at last...
[17:56] Sunraku
    I'll pull out my luck-based attack skill...
[18:00] Sunraku
    Hand of Fortune!
SIGN    Hand of Fortune
[18:08] Sunraku
    And then...
[18:09] Sunraku
    I equip Emul to my arm!
[18:13] Sunraku
    I call this...
[18:14] Sunraku
    The Rabbit Gun!
SIGN    Rabbit Gun
[18:15] Emul
    Th-This is hardly appropriate treatment!
[18:19] Sunraku
    Fire, Emul!
[18:20] Emul
    Magic Edge!
[18:27] Sunraku
    Right on target!
[18:29] Bilac
    Pretty weird way to fight,
[18:31] Bilac
    but you put him right where I want him!
[18:35] Bilac
    Hold your horses there, buddy!
[18:38] Bilac
    I'm gonna return your master to ya.
[18:51] Bilac
    Gotcha!
[18:57] Bilac
    Titan Blast!
SIGN    Titan Blast
[19:14] Sunraku
    Now that was a big boom!
[19:17] Emul
    Big Sis Bee! You're so awesome!
[19:25] Bilac
    Heck yeah!
[19:28] Bilac
    Yeah, that's about right.
SIGN    Dropped Item
    Dullahan General's Decapitator
[19:34] Sunraku
    "Dullahan General's Decapitator," huh?
[19:38] Sunraku
    Let's see...
SIGN    Dullahan General's Decapitator
[19:40] Sunraku
    "Attacks to the head deal bonus damage."
[19:44] Sunraku
    "A longsword that likely once held
    great power, now rusted badly.
[19:49] Sunraku
    It can only cleave flesh
    through brute force alone."
[19:52] Sunraku
    Aw, it's all rusty.
[19:54] Sunraku
    The edge looks lousy, too.
[19:56] Sunraku
    "The corpse which had already
    lost its memories, its pride,
[20:00] Sunraku
    and its love, even lost its head."
[20:02] Sunraku
    "This is why the remaining
    torso targets the heads
[20:04] Sunraku
    of not just the living, but also the dead."
[20:09] Sunraku
    An "If I can't have my head,
    neither can any of you" sort of deal?
[20:13] Sunraku
    Misery really does love company, I guess...
[20:16] Sunraku
    Guess I'll sell it off.
[20:17] Bilac
    Mind if I take a look at it?
[20:19] Sunraku
    Oh, sure.
[20:25] Bilac
    This sword's still got some life in it.
[20:28] Bilac
    I'll restore it to its former glory later.
[20:31] Sunraku
    Hey, right. You're a blacksmith and all.
[20:35] Sunraku
    I forgot for a second there.
[20:37] Bilac
    Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!
SIGN    Emul
     Bilac
SIGN    Bilac Lv: 98
     Master Craftsman Sub: Archaeologist
     Vorpal Bunny Master Smith
    Skill Points Remaining: 0
[20:49] Sunraku
    Level... 98?
[20:51] Sunraku
    Pretty strong...
[20:53] Sunraku
    And right after I finally outlevel Emul...
[20:57] Bilac
    That's experience I earned from smithing.
[21:00] Bilac
    You've got more experience fighting, for sure.
[21:03] Sunraku
    If you socked me in the face,
    you'd probably break my neck.
[21:07] Bilac
    Hey! Just what's that supposed to mean?!
[21:10] Sunraku
    Silence is golden, as they say.
[21:13] Emul
    As they say.
[21:16] Bilac
    Emul.
[21:18] Bilac
    You're starting to take after bird-man here.
[21:22] Sunraku
    Okay, let's go!
[21:23] Sunraku
    We gotta get to that boss, lickety-split!
[21:32] Sunraku
    We'll need that magic operations unit to
    make you an Ancient Craftsman, right, Bilac?
[21:38] Sunraku
    Though I gotta say, the map here
[21:40] Sunraku
    seems way more simple than the
    other areas I've been to...
[21:44] Emul
    Nevertheless, we need only to
    proceed in a straight line!
[21:48] Sunraku
    Yeah, it's easy-peasy!
[23:27] Kids
    SLF Theater!
SIGN    SLF Mini
SIGN    I Reincarnated Into a Trash Game?!
[23:31] Emul
    Mini!
SIGN    SLF Theater
[23:35] Goddess
    Sunraku!
[23:37] Goddess
    Sunraku!
[23:39] Goddess
    Open your eyes!
[23:46] Goddess
    Sunraku, you have been
    reincarnated in another world.
[23:50] Sunraku
    Um?
[23:52] Goddess
    The trash game world!
[23:53] Sunraku
    Um?
[23:54] Goddess
    You must defeat the Demon King!
[23:58] Sunraku
    Aren't you gonna move at all, Goddess?!
[24:03] Sunraku
    And thus, my brutal isekai
    reincarnation began.
[24:10] Sunraku
    The enemies' levels were
    too high from the start.
[24:13] Sunraku
    What the hell? Huh? Huh?!
[24:15] Sunraku
    I slipped halfway through the wall!
[24:17] Sunraku
    I was constantly getting trapped
    in the game's geometry.
[24:20] Knight
    Sunraku, leave this to me! Go on ahead!
[24:22] Knight
    Go on ahe— ea— ea— ea—
[24:25] Sunraku
    Okay, that's freaky!
[24:27] Sunraku
    Your head, man! Your head!
[24:29] Sunraku
    My allies couldn't maintain
    a fully human form.
[24:32] Sunraku
    Wait. This is an isekai, right?
[24:34] Sunraku
    Is it, really?
[24:36] Sunraku
    But I overcame all challenges and
    at last arrived at the Demon King!
[24:41] Sunraku
    Okay, dude!
[24:43] Sunraku
    I've been through hell and back!
    I'm gonna murder your ass!
[24:46] Demon King
    Congratulations on making
    it this far, great hero!
[24:56] Demon King
    But I am the Demon—
[24:59] Sunraku
    Lag isn't a game issue,
    it's a user connection issue!
[25:05] Sunraku
    And that's when I woke up.
[25:08] Sunraku
    Nothing like remembering how reality works
    to wake you up from a dream, right?
[25:12] Oikatzo
    I don't even know what to say to all of that.