E22 - The Walking Air Purifier
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[00:01] Narrator
This world is filled with
too many games to count,
[00:06] Narrator
though the vast majority simply
come and go in obscurity.
[00:12] Narrator
The greatest of all games
[00:15] Narrator
is the fully immersive VR game boasting
over 30 million players worldwide—
[00:20] Narrator
Shangri-La Frontier, which rightly
earns the title of "god-tier game"!
[00:27] Narrator
One lover of trash games, Rakuro Hizutome,
[00:30] Narrator
is trying out the god-tier
game,* Shangri-La Frontier*!
[00:34] Narrator
What adventures await him there?
SIGN The Walking Air Purifier
[02:12] Sunraku
Raising?
[02:14] Sunraku
Growth?
[02:16] Sunraku
That's it!
[02:17] Sunraku
I just need to do some raising!
[02:21] Sunraku
If there's no Ancient Craftsman around,
[02:23] Sunraku
I just need to turn Bilac
into an Ancient Craftsman!
[02:26] Bilac
Me, an Ancient Craftsman?
[02:30] Bilac
You got it, bird-man.
[02:33] Bilac
I'll play along.
[02:35] Bilac
I'm gonna become an Ancient Craftsman!
[02:37] Emul
Yay, Big Sis Bee!
[02:40] Sunraku
Hell yeah!
[02:41] Sunraku
Let's start the plan to cultivate Bilac!
[02:44] Emul
Yes, indeed!
[02:46] Bilac
Y-Yeah!
[02:50] Emul
So...
[02:52] Emul
What exactly is the plan
to cultivate Big Sis Bee?
[02:55] Sunraku
Huh? No clue.
[02:57] Bilac
Dumbass.
[02:58] Sunraku
Well, what do you expect?
[03:00] Bilac
Listen up.
[03:01] Bilac
To be an Ancient Craftsman,
you gotta get two things.
SIGN Ancient Craftsman
[03:06] Sunraku
And what are those?
[03:08] Bilac
The first is a remnant from
the Divinity, a Legacy Weapon.
SIGN Legacy Weapon
[03:12] Bilac
A weapons craftsman can't forge crap
with just speculation and theory.
[03:17] Bilac
And the other, according to Pops...
[03:21] Bilac
is a marjik oppleration zoonit.
[03:27] Sunraku
A "marjik oppleration zoonit"?
[03:34] Sunraku
Are you trying to say
"magic operations unit"?
SIGN Magic Operations Unit
[03:40] Bilac
Yeah, maybe that's one way to say it.
[03:43] Sunraku
Pretty sure that's the only way to say it!
[03:46] Bilac
Point is!
[03:48] Bilac
If I'm gonna be an Ancient Craftsman,
I gotta have a working Legacy Weapon
[03:52] Bilac
and a marjik oppleration zoonit!
[03:55] Bilac
Get it?!
[03:56] Bilac
Neither is gonna be easy to find!
[04:02] Sunraku
A Legacy Weapon, huh?
[04:04] Sunraku
That'd be a weapon from
the Divinity era, right?
[04:07] Emul
Sunraku-san?
[04:09] Sunraku
'Scuse me a minute.
[04:16] Emul
Sunraku-san?!
[04:17] Bilac
Where'd that guy get off to?
[04:25] Sunraku
Here we go.
[04:28] Sunraku
A "Legacy Weapon" would be
something like this, right?
[04:34] Bilac
H-How'd you get your hands on this thing?!
[04:39] Sunraku
Just a little something I
got for beating Wethermon.
SIGN Non-Standard Armament: Blade
Harbinger
[04:44] Bilac
That's a Legacy Weapon, all right...
[04:49] Sunraku
But you need a working one, right?
[04:52] Sunraku
I'm betting it won't gain "working" status
[04:55] Sunraku
until I fix this Ether Reactor thing.
[05:00] Bilac
The reason I need a working Legacy Weapon
to make myself an Ancient Craftsman,
[05:06] Bilac
is so I can learn techniques
from the Divinity.
[05:11] Bilac
I just need something in good enough
shape for me to figure out how it works.
[05:17] Bilac
One in this good o' shape
oughta do me just fine!
[05:19] Sunraku
Oh, great!
[05:24] Bilac
Okay, then...
[05:26] Bilac
Time to strip it down!
[05:29] Sunraku
Hey, wait a second!
[05:30] Bilac
What now? I'm all ready to go, here!
[05:34] Sunraku
Sorry...
[05:35] Sunraku
I can't let you break it down without
consent from a few other people.
[05:39] Bilac
Yeah?
[05:41] Sunraku
Yeah... this Legacy Weapon
came from the Inventoria.
[05:47] Sunraku
Katzo and Pencilgon made it sound like the
weapons and armaments in the Inventoria
SIGN Non-Standard Armament: Wire
Keep-Out Wire
SIGN Non-Standard Armament: Blade
Harbinger
[05:54] Sunraku
are shared between the three of us.
[05:58] Sunraku
Which means we all share possession of it.
[06:02] Bilac
Fine.
[06:04] Bilac
Then I guess you better find the other thing
I need, the marjik oppleration zoonit.
[06:09] Bilac
Let's see...
[06:11] Bilac
Pops says you can find one
in the Ruins of Past Glories.
[06:15] Sunraku
Hey, that's a pretty detailed map!
[06:18] Sunraku
Lemme see!
[06:19] Bilac
Hey.
[06:21] Sunraku
Okay... I'm departing out of Thirdrema, so...
SIGN Prismatic Forest Grotto
[06:26] Sunraku
I'll pass through the Prismatic Forest
Grotto to the fourth city, Fourfolkshire.
SIGN Fourfolkshire
[06:32] Sunraku
Then I'll pass through the Canyon of Ancient
Souls to the eighth city, Eighthold.
SIGN Canyon of Ancient Souls
SIGN Eighthold
[06:37] Sunraku
From there, halfway to
the 11th city, Eleventar,
SIGN Eleventar
[06:42] Sunraku
is our destination,
the Ruins of Past Glories.
SIGN Ruins of Past Glories
[06:46] Sunraku
Looks like there's a lot of
path splits after Thirdrema.
[06:50] Sunraku
It'll be a pretty straightforward
route, but it'll be a long way.
SIGN The Lightless Barrens
[06:56] Sunraku
Wait, just past Eleventar...
[06:59] Sunraku
The Lightless Barrens?!
SIGN Bonus Unique Scenario
Vorpal Epic
Items Needed
Receiver Delta
Positioner Delta
Transmitter Delta
[07:01] (Flashback) Sunraku
Let's see... Items needed...
[07:04] (Flashback) Sunraku
Receiver Delta, Positioner Delta,
Transmitter Delta...
[07:10] (Flashback) Sunraku
I think I get the gist, but where do
I even start looking for these things?
[07:14] (Flashback) Sunraku
Surely you're not going
to send me out blind...
[07:17] (Flashback) Vysache
Right.
[07:19] (Flashback) Vysache
Check out a place called
the Lightless Barrens.
[07:23] Sunraku
That's the place Aniki Vash said
[07:25] Sunraku
would have the items I need
for my bonus unique scenario!
[07:30] Sunraku
Is this fate conspiring
to send me right to it?!
[07:32] Sunraku
Hell yeah!
[07:34] Sunraku
I'm super hype for this now!
[07:36] Sunraku
Let's get moving!
[07:39] Bilac
Hang on a sec.
[07:40] Bilac
I gotta pack for the trip.
[07:44] Sunraku
Oh, cool! Bilac's coming, too?
[07:48] Sunraku
Though that does raise the question...
[07:50] Sunraku
How do I get out of the city,
carting two rabbits around?
[07:54] Sunraku
I can sort of hide Emul by wearing
her around my neck, but...
[07:58] Sunraku
Maybe Bilac's gonna have to chug MP
recovery items to maintain a human form?
[08:02] Bilac
Oh, I can't transform into a human.
[08:04] Sunraku
What, really? What do we do, then?
[08:06] Bilac
Well, I can't become a human, but...
[08:19] Bilac
Let's do this, Emul!
[08:21] Emul
Righty-o!
[08:24] Bilac
Behold our powers of camouflage!
[08:27] Emul
Yes, indeed!
[08:37] Bilac
You got yourself a perfect fur coat...
[08:39] Emul
...and fashionable scarf.
[08:42] Sunraku
Okay, whatever.
[08:43] Bilac
Okay! Let's head through Fourfolkshire
and on to the Canyon of Ancient Souls!
[08:48] Bilac
Get moving, bird-man!
[08:49] Sunraku
Could you at least learn my name?
[08:51] Emul
Yes, let us away!
[08:54] Sunraku
First, though...
[08:59] Sunraku
Gotta set my respawn point
in the Palace of Rabituza...
[09:04] Voice
Respawn point registered.
SIGN Respawn point registered
[09:07] sign
Prismatic Forest Grotto
[09:08] Sunraku
Okay, let's move!
SIGN Fourfolkshire
[09:18] Narrator
The Canyon of Ancient Souls.
[09:21] Narrator
The site of the last battle
in a war that occurred
[09:24] Narrator
before humanity was as advanced as it is now.
[09:28] Narrator
Ironically, the fighting had to be called
off due to the arrival of monsters,
[09:35] Narrator
but the large number of dead it produced
caused miasma to cover the land,
[09:40] Narrator
turning it into a nesting ground for
undead creatures who despise the living.
[09:44] Emul
Even now, it remains a
grave danger to pioneers,
[09:49] Emul
infested with undead and
curses... so they say.
[09:52] Sunraku
Don't tell me what they say!
[09:54] Sunraku
I told you to keep talk
to a bare minimum in town.
SIGN Fourth City
Fourfolkshire
SIGN Item Shop
[10:16] Bilac
You'll be in it deep, without a cleric
or holy items to fend off that miasma.
[10:23] Sunraku
Yeah, I know.
[10:25] Sunraku
If you spend too much time in miasma
you end up with "Hexed" status, right?
SIGN Hexed
Reduces max HP and stats by a certain percentage
[10:30] Sunraku
That's why we ducked into this item shop.
[10:33] Sunraku
I'm gonna get the items I
need, then blow this town.
[10:39] Sunraku
Holy Water's pricey!
[10:43] Sunraku
Although...
[10:44] Sunraku
I might only need to buy anti-miasma
stuff for you two guys.
SIGN Fourfolkshire
SIGN Canyon of Ancient Souls
[11:04] Sunraku
Okay, got it. So this is the
Canyon of Ancient Souls...
[11:13] Sunraku
Just like you described it...
[11:16] Sunraku
The air quality looks awful.
SIGN Canyon of Ancient Souls
[11:39] Bilac
Hang on a sec.
[11:41] Bilac
How'd you get that aura
of clean air around you?
[11:45] Sunraku
Noticed, did you?
[11:47] Sunraku
It's the effect of the
mark Lycagon put on me!
[11:51] Sunraku
Any spell or curse from a source weaker
than that dog gets canceled out!
[11:56] Bilac
It can even nullify miasma?!
[11:59] Sunraku
That said...
[12:00] Bilac
That said...?
SIGN Wyvern Zombie
[12:15] Emul
Sunraku-san! It's a Wyvern Zombie!
[12:18] Sunraku
Dang, looks stinky.
[12:36] Bilac
D-Did that happen because of the mark, too?
[12:39] Sunraku
Yep.
[12:40] Sunraku
Anything lower level than me just runs away.
[12:44] Sunraku
Too bad. I've got plenty of new
skills I'd love to test out...
[13:00] Sunraku
Hey, Emul.
[13:02] Sunraku
I think that major level-up
Wethermon handed me
[13:05] Sunraku
might have left me a tad overpowered.
[13:08] Emul
It does appear that way!
[13:10] Bilac
"Keep your hands off the
Night Emperor's prey," huh?
[13:14] Bilac
They're a buncha cowards, if you ask me.
[13:18] Bilac
Those Wyvern Zombies are so damn scared,
they even forgot they could fly.
[13:22] Sunraku
Guess this might just be a
short stroll to the area boss.
[13:25] Emul
Impressive as ever, Sunraku-san!
[13:28] Bilac
Still, it's kinda too bad.
[13:30] Bilac
I was hoping for a chance
to flex my skills, here.
[13:33] Sunraku
Y'know, I forgot to check
out your stats, Bilac.
[13:36] Sunraku
Are you even any good in a fight?
[13:38] Bilac
What'd you say?!
[13:40] Bilac
You saying I'm no good? Huh?!
[13:42] Sunraku
I was kidding, I swear.
[13:53] Emul
It didn't run from Sunraku-san on sight!
[13:56] Emul
It must be a powerful foe!
[13:57] Sunraku
That could be the case...
[13:59] Sunraku
Or maybe he just can't see me.
[14:02] Sunraku
He's got no head, see?
SIGN Rare Enemy
Dullahan General
[14:12] Emul
H-He's letting us attack first!
[14:15] Sunraku
Maybe we can talk things out with the guy!
[14:17] Bilac
Yeah, right! A dullahan
don't even got a mouth!
[14:21] Sunraku
Yeah, fair point.
[14:26] Emul
He's readied his sword!
[14:28] Sunraku
Okay...
[14:29] Sunraku
Let's hunt a dullahan!
SIGN Empire Bee Twinblades
equipped.
[14:35] Bilac
Sounds good to me.
[14:40] Bilac
Time to show off what I got!
[14:42] Sunraku
Yeah! Looking forward to it, Bilac!
[14:45] Emul
Yeah, Big Sis Bee!
[14:46] Emul
I'm greatly looking forward to it!
[14:48] Sunraku
Mimicking me!
[14:49] Emul
Y-You just said what I
was going to, that's all!
[14:51] Bilac
Quit messing around. We've got incoming!
[15:04] Bilac
Here it comes!
[15:05] Sunraku
Got it!
[15:07] Sunraku
Ignition!
[15:09] Sunraku
Time to try out my new skills!
[15:13] Sunraku
You better handle your own
miasma countermeasures!
[15:15] Bilac
No worries there!
[15:24] Emul
I-It isn't safe!
[15:26] Sunraku
Keep your ears tucked, Emul!
[15:43] Sunraku
If Lycagon's Mark didn't chase it off,
[15:46] Sunraku
it must be a powerful opponent
with a higher level than me.
[15:51] Sunraku
But somehow, I don't feel threatened at all.
[15:56] Sunraku
Maybe it's because I already fought
the ultimate mounted warrior.
[16:02] Sunraku
First, let's get you off that horse!
[16:14] Sunraku
Okay, now!
[16:16] Sunraku
Vorpal Blade Tech!
SIGN Vorpal Blade Tech
V3
[16:24] Sunraku
Moon's Reflection!
[16:25] Sunraku
Version 3!
[16:30] Sunraku
Watch yourself, buddy!
[16:32] Sunraku
If you try to turn around
when you're off-balance...
[16:42] Bilac
A dead body's bound to be light.
[16:45] Bilac
Bet I can send you flying...
[16:48] Bilac
So get going, pal!
[16:50] Bilac
Megaton Swing!
SIGN Megaton Swing
[16:58] Sunraku
Hey, nice hang time!
[17:01] Emul
Impressive as ever, Big Sis Bee!
[17:04] Sunraku
Don't let her show you up, Emul!
[17:06] Sunraku
We need a follow-up! Get a spell ready!
[17:09] Emul
I'll have Add Spell ready to go!
[17:11] Sunraku
Moon Jumper...
SIGN Moon Jumper
[17:13] Sunraku
Into...
[17:15] Sunraku
Six-Boat Leap!
[17:17] sign
Six-Boat Leap
[17:24] Sunraku
You wanna handle it yourself, eh?
[17:36] Sunraku
Playing second fiddle to an NPC...
[17:38] Sunraku
Any trash gamer needs to know when to do it.
[17:41] Sunraku
Sounds good to me!
[17:43] Sunraku
It's been thirty seconds.
[17:45] Sunraku
Ignition oughta be warmed up by now.
[17:48] Sunraku
Time to turn on the gas!
[17:50] Sunraku
Ignition!
SIGN Ignition
[17:53] Sunraku
And with my luck in the
triple digits at last...
[17:56] Sunraku
I'll pull out my luck-based attack skill...
[18:00] Sunraku
Hand of Fortune!
SIGN Hand of Fortune
[18:08] Sunraku
And then...
[18:09] Sunraku
I equip Emul to my arm!
[18:13] Sunraku
I call this...
[18:14] Sunraku
The Rabbit Gun!
SIGN Rabbit Gun
[18:15] Emul
Th-This is hardly appropriate treatment!
[18:19] Sunraku
Fire, Emul!
[18:20] Emul
Magic Edge!
[18:27] Sunraku
Right on target!
[18:29] Bilac
Pretty weird way to fight,
[18:31] Bilac
but you put him right where I want him!
[18:35] Bilac
Hold your horses there, buddy!
[18:38] Bilac
I'm gonna return your master to ya.
[18:51] Bilac
Gotcha!
[18:57] Bilac
Titan Blast!
SIGN Titan Blast
[19:14] Sunraku
Now that was a big boom!
[19:17] Emul
Big Sis Bee! You're so awesome!
[19:25] Bilac
Heck yeah!
[19:28] Bilac
Yeah, that's about right.
SIGN Dropped Item
Dullahan General's Decapitator
[19:34] Sunraku
"Dullahan General's Decapitator," huh?
[19:38] Sunraku
Let's see...
SIGN Dullahan General's Decapitator
[19:40] Sunraku
"Attacks to the head deal bonus damage."
[19:44] Sunraku
"A longsword that likely once held
great power, now rusted badly.
[19:49] Sunraku
It can only cleave flesh
through brute force alone."
[19:52] Sunraku
Aw, it's all rusty.
[19:54] Sunraku
The edge looks lousy, too.
[19:56] Sunraku
"The corpse which had already
lost its memories, its pride,
[20:00] Sunraku
and its love, even lost its head."
[20:02] Sunraku
"This is why the remaining
torso targets the heads
[20:04] Sunraku
of not just the living, but also the dead."
[20:09] Sunraku
An "If I can't have my head,
neither can any of you" sort of deal?
[20:13] Sunraku
Misery really does love company, I guess...
[20:16] Sunraku
Guess I'll sell it off.
[20:17] Bilac
Mind if I take a look at it?
[20:19] Sunraku
Oh, sure.
[20:25] Bilac
This sword's still got some life in it.
[20:28] Bilac
I'll restore it to its former glory later.
[20:31] Sunraku
Hey, right. You're a blacksmith and all.
[20:35] Sunraku
I forgot for a second there.
[20:37] Bilac
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!
SIGN Emul
Bilac
SIGN Bilac Lv: 98
Master Craftsman Sub: Archaeologist
Vorpal Bunny Master Smith
Skill Points Remaining: 0
[20:49] Sunraku
Level... 98?
[20:51] Sunraku
Pretty strong...
[20:53] Sunraku
And right after I finally outlevel Emul...
[20:57] Bilac
That's experience I earned from smithing.
[21:00] Bilac
You've got more experience fighting, for sure.
[21:03] Sunraku
If you socked me in the face,
you'd probably break my neck.
[21:07] Bilac
Hey! Just what's that supposed to mean?!
[21:10] Sunraku
Silence is golden, as they say.
[21:13] Emul
As they say.
[21:16] Bilac
Emul.
[21:18] Bilac
You're starting to take after bird-man here.
[21:22] Sunraku
Okay, let's go!
[21:23] Sunraku
We gotta get to that boss, lickety-split!
[21:32] Sunraku
We'll need that magic operations unit to
make you an Ancient Craftsman, right, Bilac?
[21:38] Sunraku
Though I gotta say, the map here
[21:40] Sunraku
seems way more simple than the
other areas I've been to...
[21:44] Emul
Nevertheless, we need only to
proceed in a straight line!
[21:48] Sunraku
Yeah, it's easy-peasy!
[23:27] Kids
SLF Theater!
SIGN SLF Mini
SIGN I Reincarnated Into a Trash Game?!
[23:31] Emul
Mini!
SIGN SLF Theater
[23:35] Goddess
Sunraku!
[23:37] Goddess
Sunraku!
[23:39] Goddess
Open your eyes!
[23:46] Goddess
Sunraku, you have been
reincarnated in another world.
[23:50] Sunraku
Um?
[23:52] Goddess
The trash game world!
[23:53] Sunraku
Um?
[23:54] Goddess
You must defeat the Demon King!
[23:58] Sunraku
Aren't you gonna move at all, Goddess?!
[24:03] Sunraku
And thus, my brutal isekai
reincarnation began.
[24:10] Sunraku
The enemies' levels were
too high from the start.
[24:13] Sunraku
What the hell? Huh? Huh?!
[24:15] Sunraku
I slipped halfway through the wall!
[24:17] Sunraku
I was constantly getting trapped
in the game's geometry.
[24:20] Knight
Sunraku, leave this to me! Go on ahead!
[24:22] Knight
Go on ahe— ea— ea— ea—
[24:25] Sunraku
Okay, that's freaky!
[24:27] Sunraku
Your head, man! Your head!
[24:29] Sunraku
My allies couldn't maintain
a fully human form.
[24:32] Sunraku
Wait. This is an isekai, right?
[24:34] Sunraku
Is it, really?
[24:36] Sunraku
But I overcame all challenges and
at last arrived at the Demon King!
[24:41] Sunraku
Okay, dude!
[24:43] Sunraku
I've been through hell and back!
I'm gonna murder your ass!
[24:46] Demon King
Congratulations on making
it this far, great hero!
[24:56] Demon King
But I am the Demon—
[24:59] Sunraku
Lag isn't a game issue,
it's a user connection issue!
[25:05] Sunraku
And that's when I woke up.
[25:08] Sunraku
Nothing like remembering how reality works
to wake you up from a dream, right?
[25:12] Oikatzo
I don't even know what to say to all of that.