# E96 - More Peach Summer Snow: Valentine Showdown, Sir! / Keroro: Tales of the Unfortunate, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMG43/more-peach-summer-snow-valentine-showdown-sir--keroro-tales-of-the-unfortunate-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Keroro Symbol
**[01:31] ---**
February 14, 2005.
**[01:34] ---**
Please.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings of Love Keroro Symbol
**[01:36] ---**
Please buy Instant Dumplings! Please!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings of Love
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Keroro Symbol
**[01:42] ---**
Selling Instant Dumplings
instead of chocolate
**[01:44] ---**
was the plan to double the invasion
budget, but it failed miserably.
**[01:49] ---**
And now this year, on February 14, 2006!
**[01:52] ---**
Aiming to dig out from under
a series of failures,
***SIGN*** Sweet Rice Jelly
**[01:54] ---**
a love Valentine
sweet rice jelly sales plan.
***SIGN*** pat pat pat pat
***SIGN*** 0 Orders
**[01:59] ---**
The lesson learned last year
has been forgotten.
***SIGN*** Sweet Rice Jelly
**[02:03] ---**
Sergeant Keroro is stuck with a
warehouse full of sweet rice jelly.
**[02:05] ---**
The shock was so great that
he fainted, but meanwhile...
***SIGN*** Ba-dum!
**[02:22] ---**
There he is!
**[02:27] ---**
I put my heart into making this
chocolate for Saburo-senpai...
**[02:31] ---**
Find the courage to give it to him, Natsumi!
**[02:43] ---**
U-Um, please...
**[02:45] ---**
...take this!
***SIGN*** Space Detective
**[02:53] ---**
Space Detective 556!
**[02:55] ---**
Whatever you're offering...
**[02:57] ---**
...556 will take it!
**[03:04] ---**
More Peach Summer Snow:
Valentine Showdown, Sir!
**[03:12] ---**
I didn't mean to!
**[03:13] ---**
I thought you were someone else...
**[03:15] ---**
Everyone makes mistakes!
**[03:17] ---**
What's important is not looking back!
**[03:19] ---**
And never having regrets!
**[03:22] ---**
Look, you're missing the point!
**[03:25] ---**
That's important to me!
**[03:26] ---**
Got it!
**[03:28] ---**
If it's that important,
I'll protect it for you!
**[03:32] ---**
That's not the point, either!
**[03:34] ---**
If I don't give that chocolate today...
**[03:36] ---**
Got it!
**[03:37] ---**
I won't let anyone have it today!
**[03:39] ---**
I'll protect it, even if it costs my life!
**[03:44] ---**
This isn't working...
**[03:45] ---**
We're not communicating at all...
**[03:49] ---**
Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
**[03:52] ---**
To get a huge box of chocolates
like this... I'm thrilled!
**[03:57] ---**
Yes! I successfully gave it to him
this year, too!
**[03:58] ---**
Wow!
**[04:01] ---**
Natsumi-san, what's wrong?
**[04:06] ---**
I see. That's a disaster.
**[04:09] ---**
After I stayed up all last night making it...
**[04:15] ---**
I know, Natsumi-san!
**[04:17] ---**
This is a job for More Peach Summer!
**[04:21] ---**
If that's the case,
don't forget about me, Koyuki!
**[04:25] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan!
**[04:26] ---**
Phantom Thieves!
More Peach Summer Snow!
***SIGN*** Phantom Thieves! More Peach Summer Snow
**[04:30] ---**
We just have to invite Mois-san.
**[04:35] ---**
I see. But...
**[04:38] ---**
...I'm busy helping Uncle today.
**[04:41] ---**
Or, like, massive baking?
**[04:45] ---**
Mois-chan can't make it?
**[04:47] ---**
Then it can't be helped.
**[04:48] ---**
Let's just do it ourselves.
**[04:50] ---**
Right!
**[04:59] ---**
But will it really work?
**[05:01] ---**
There's no need to worry, Natsumi-san!
**[05:08] ---**
Let's go.
**[05:09] ---**
Right!
**[05:14] ---**
Who's there?!
**[05:18] ---**
We can't underestimate him...
**[05:20] ---**
Let's try getting in from the roof.
**[05:28] ---**
Suspicious miscreant!
**[05:34] ---**
It's impossible even for a
ninja like you, Koyuki-chan...
**[05:37] ---**
I wasn't taking him seriously enough.
**[05:39] ---**
That's a formidable mechanism.
**[05:40] ---**
I don't think that counts as a "mechanism"...
**[05:43] ---**
Then let's sneak in through a window.
**[05:53] ---**
It isn't locked.
**[05:58] ---**
It's not opening smoothly...
**[06:01] ---**
Who's there?!
**[06:04] ---**
That's incredible security.
**[06:06] ---**
Like I said, it's not security or anything...
**[06:14] ---**
Let's go in while we have the chance.
**[06:16] ---**
I wonder where 556-san
went with the chocolate.
**[06:21] ---**
What's he doing?
**[06:24] ---**
Training, I suppose?
**[06:25] ---**
Why does he have the chocolate on his head
**[06:27] ---**
while doing the bunny hop?
**[06:31] ---**
He's coming back!
**[06:33] ---**
We have to hide!
**[06:36] ---**
For now, behind here!
***SIGN*** Empty Boxes
**[06:55] ---**
Adhesion!
**[07:04] ---**
What's he doing?
**[07:15] ---**
I don't understand...
**[07:20] ---**
I... I can't hang on...
**[07:25] ---**
Who are you malefactors?!
**[07:27] ---**
You must be after this chocolate!
**[07:30] ---**
But this is a precious item that
belongs to a girl of my acquaintance
**[07:33] ---**
who's helped me out before!
**[07:35] ---**
I won't let you have it!
**[07:41] ---**
What should we do?
**[07:43] ---**
I guess give up on taking it back
**[07:46] ---**
and explain the situation to Lavie-san.
**[07:48] ---**
I'm home, Brother.
**[07:52] ---**
Brother! Where did you get that chocolate?!
***SIGN*** Chocolate
**[07:58] ---**
Maybe...
**[08:00] ---**
I see. I get it. Brother...
**[08:02] ---**
Getting chocolate on Valentine's Day...
**[08:04] ---**
It's your first time
since arriving on Pekopon, right?
**[08:08] ---**
I'm so happy for you, Brother!
**[08:11] ---**
It's suddenly become hard
to ask for it back...
**[08:16] ---**
A cry for help!
**[08:19] ---**
Someone's calling me!
**[08:22] ---**
He's still got my chocolate!
**[08:25] ---**
Let's go, too!
***SIGN*** Sweet
Rice
Jelly
**[08:31] ---**
Come on! Don't be scared!
**[08:34] ---**
I'm not a shady character.
**[08:37] ---**
I just want you to buy sweet rice jelly.
**[08:40] ---**
Halt!
**[08:43] ---**
556!
**[08:44] ---**
Don't interfere with my sales!
**[08:47] ---**
Cursed invader who threatens the peace!
**[08:49] ---**
Space Detective 556
is going to tan your hide!
**[08:52] ---**
Adhesion!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[08:59] ---**
You've got some nerve!
**[09:06] ---**
Let's take the chocolate back
while they're busy squaring off!
**[09:09] ---**
Wait!
**[09:11] ---**
But...
**[09:12] ---**
Even if it is a misunderstanding,
**[09:14] ---**
556-san is protecting the
chocolate for all he's worth.
**[09:18] ---**
I'd feel bad not saying anything
and making off with it...
**[09:21] ---**
Natsumi-san!
***SIGN*** Sweet Rice Jelly
**[09:22] ---**
If that's the case, please use
this valentine sweet rice jelly!
**[09:26] ---**
Mois-chan!
***SIGN*** Uncle
**[09:28] ---**
It's unsold stock,
**[09:30] ---**
and I'm sure Uncle would be happy
to know it did you some good.
**[09:33] ---**
Gero!
**[09:35] ---**
I see. I'll switch this with the chocolate!
**[09:38] ---**
Right!
**[09:39] ---**
The box and ribbon look
almost exactly the same...
**[09:41] ---**
Or, like, nearly alike?
**[09:44] ---**
Thank you, Mois-chan!
**[09:44] [SONG] ---**
Sweet green apple!
**[09:46] [SONG] ---**
Just put it by your mouth
and take a big bite.
**[09:50] [SONG] ---**
It's the age in which your heart
goes pitter-pat.
**[09:54] ---**
Now, Natsumi-san!
**[09:56] ---**
Right!
**[09:56] [SONG] ---**
Maybe I want you to feel it more.
**[10:04] [SONG] ---**
Peach-colored love!
**[10:05] ---**
Gero!
**[10:06] ---**
Gero!
**[10:10] [SONG] ---**
In the summer, my feelings are on fire.
**[10:17] [SONG] ---**
It piles up like snow.
**[10:18] ---**
I did it!
**[10:20] ---**
Ow...
**[10:21] ---**
Natsumi-chan?
**[10:23] ---**
What's wrong?
**[10:24] [SONG] ---**
Staying like this,
**[10:25] ---**
What's with the outfit?
**[10:26] [SONG] ---**
My slight fever didn't go away.
**[10:28] ---**
Natsumi-san, keep it together.
**[10:29] ---**
This is your chance!
**[10:30] [SONG] ---**
I'm sure I'll become a nun.
**[10:32] ---**
U-Um...
**[10:36] ---**
Um, Saburo-senpai, please take this!
**[10:36] [SONG] ---**
No! I love you! I love you! I love you!
**[10:40] ---**
Th-Thanks...
**[10:41] [SONG] ---**
Love that never ends!
**[10:43] ---**
See you!
**[10:45] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:46] ---**
Gero...
**[10:52] ---**
Saburo-senpai saw me in that
embarrassing outfit...
**[10:57] ---**
Th-Thanks!
**[11:03] ---**
Oh, well.
**[11:05] ---**
At least I gave him the chocolate.
**[11:07] ---**
Thanks...
**[11:09] ---**
...Koyuki-chan, Momoko-chan and Mois-chan.
**[11:18] ---**
As promised, Miss!
**[11:21] ---**
I protected this all day long!
**[11:26] ---**
And so, Natsumi-chan's long
Valentine's Day ended.
**[11:38] ---**
There are two kinds of aliens
in the universe:
**[11:42] ---**
Lucky aliens and unlucky aliens.
***SIGN*** Hiroya Bakery
**[11:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero...
hm-hmm hm-hmm hmmm...
**[11:52] ---**
Gero?!
**[11:54] ---**
Is that a Melosian? They're rare!
**[11:57] ---**
I believe they're the type of alien
that returns lost items.
***SIGN*** Melosians Type of alien that returns lost items
**[12:01] ---**
Melosians have the peculiar characteristic
of being compelled to return
***SIGN*** Lost Item
**[12:02] ---**
Somebody dropped this!
**[12:03] ---**
a lost item to its owner
whenever they find something.
**[12:04] ---**
I have to find the owner!
**[12:07] ---**
Here!
**[12:09] ---**
Thank you!
**[12:09] ---**
Sure!
**[12:11] ---**
I have to return this lost item
to its owner, no matter what...
**[12:17] ---**
Gero!
**[12:20] ---**
Gero...
**[12:23] ---**
Gero!
**[12:26] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[12:29] ---**
I'm done for...
**[12:31] ---**
My body can't take any more...
**[12:33] ---**
Please take this lost item in my stead...
**[12:36] ---**
Its owner is going to come for it tomorrow.
**[12:39] ---**
You'll know who it is by his glow.
**[12:43] ---**
He said he'd give a reward, too. Please...
**[12:46] ---**
A reward?!
**[12:51] ---**
Gerori!
**[12:53] ---**
And so begins a tale of bad luck
that will go down in infamy.
**[13:00] ---**
Keroro: Tales of the Unfortunate, Sir!
**[13:06] ---**
Isn't it my turn yet?
***SIGN*** Borinoku Saman Now in
**[13:07] ---**
I hope they still have it
by the time I get there.
**[13:10] ---**
A reward is great, but first I'm
gonna get a Gundam plastic model!
**[13:13] ---**
The new one just came out today!
**[13:15] ---**
Yay!
**[13:17] ---**
I got one...
**[13:17] ---**
Gero!
**[13:18] ---**
I'll take one!
***SIGN*** Out of stock
**[13:20] ---**
We're out.
**[13:21] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Under construction
**[13:24] ---**
Unbelievable!
**[13:25] ---**
If I hadn't come across that Melosian,
I would've gotten there in time!
***SIGN*** Banana Peel
**[13:29] ---**
A banana peel.
**[13:31] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:32] ---**
Gero!
**[13:36] ---**
Gero!
**[13:40] ---**
Gero...
**[13:43] ---**
Gero!
**[13:49] ---**
An army of white alligators.
**[13:53] ---**
Gero!
**[13:59] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what happened to you?!
**[14:02] ---**
I had a little trouble...
**[14:04] ---**
I slipped on a banana peel,
fell into an open manhole,
**[14:07] ---**
was attacked by white alligators,
and struck by lightning.
**[14:11] ---**
You're lucky it just gave you an afro.
**[14:14] ---**
Still, something isn't right here.
**[14:17] ---**
Oh! Maybe...
**[14:19] ---**
Tama?
**[14:22] ---**
Th-This is...
**[14:24] ---**
Uh oh! That's an Absolute Bad Luck Stone.
***SIGN*** Absolute Bad Luck Stone
**[14:27] ---**
Absolute Bad Luck Stone?!
**[14:30] ---**
The stone
**[14:31] ---**
that acts like a magnet for every form
of misfortune in the world?!
**[14:37] ---**
I see. Then the person who dropped it
was probably a Misserian.
**[14:41] ---**
Why would a Misserian have
something dangerous like this?
**[14:46] ---**
The planet Miss's twin planet is Hitt.
**[14:50] ---**
Whereas bad luck is drawn towards Hitterans,
***SIGN*** Bad Luck
***SIGN*** Good Luck
**[14:53] ---**
Misserians don't have to do anything
**[14:56] ---**
for good luck of all stripes
to gather at their feet.
**[14:59] ---**
For a Misserian who wants
to lead a normal life,
**[15:02] ---**
this Absolute Bad Luck Stone
is a must-have.
**[15:06] ---**
Gero...
**[15:07] ---**
Anyway, now I know what
caused my spate of bad luck!
**[15:11] ---**
Until the owner shows up,
I'm gonna foist it off on that jerk.
**[15:15] ---**
Jerk?
***SIGN*** The Jerk's Tent
**[15:18] ---**
The jerk's tent.
**[15:21] ---**
Giroro-kun?
**[15:25] ---**
Not in, huh?
**[15:28] ---**
Gerori... It's clammy in here.
***SIGN*** rumble rumble rumble rumble
**[15:33] ---**
What are you doing?
**[15:35] ---**
What's clammy, huh?
**[15:37] ---**
G-Gero...
**[15:39] ---**
Oh, my alien rattlesnake
slithered away, see...
**[15:43] ---**
Hey! Where did you go?!
**[15:50] ---**
Gero... Ow!
**[15:53] ---**
In that case, I'll give it to Dororo,
who can endure bad luck!
***SIGN*** Rice Balls
**[15:59] ---**
Rice balls.
**[16:01] ---**
So I just have to hold on
to this case until tomorrow?
**[16:04] ---**
That's right...
**[16:06] ---**
What is inside?
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[16:07] ---**
Ah! Don't open it!
**[16:09] ---**
Now I am even more curious.
**[16:13] ---**
Thank you for the food!
***SIGN*** Whack
**[16:21] ---**
Dororo!
**[16:24] ---**
Dororo! Speak to me!
**[16:26] ---**
I'm sorry, Dororo! I made my
rice balls too tight again!
**[16:31] ---**
Well, I'll be on my way...
**[16:33] ---**
I'm sorry...
***SIGN*** Thump
**[16:33] ---**
Wait!
**[16:35] ---**
You forgot this.
**[16:38] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Ge-Gero!
***SIGN*** Aieee!
***SIGN*** Argghh!
***SIGN*** Eeeeyowww!
**[16:52] ---**
I'm going to die at this rate...
**[16:55] ---**
Forget about the reward, already.
**[16:57] ---**
Since it's come to this, I'll just
have to ask 556 to hang on to it!
**[17:00] ---**
He's been on a bad luck streak
ever since coming to Pekopon!
**[17:04] ---**
It can't get any worse for him!
**[17:09] ---**
Leave it to me, Keroro!
**[17:11] ---**
So I just have to protect this case and
keep it out of the hands of evildoers
**[17:14] ---**
until tomorrow, right?!
**[17:15] ---**
556!
**[17:17] ---**
Keroro!
**[17:24] ---**
Thank you, 556!
**[17:26] ---**
This is what friends are for!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[17:29] ---**
That's a load off my chest.
**[17:32] ---**
Now I can kick back and read manga...
**[17:35] ---**
Keroro-san!
**[17:36] ---**
Gero?
**[17:37] ---**
L-Lady Lavie! What's wrong?
**[17:41] ---**
Keroro-san, it's my brother... He...
**[17:44] ---**
Gero!
**[17:51] ---**
...was suddenly hit by
a mysterious meteorite!
**[17:55] ---**
Then, while the space ambulance was
taking him to the space hospital,
**[17:59] ---**
it got involved in a pileup!
**[18:01] ---**
And the one that caused the crash
was a real alien creep!
**[18:04] ---**
He demanded my brother pay for
his outrageous medical expenses,
**[18:07] ---**
so my brother was so deeply in debt he was
about to be sold to a space pirate ship,
**[18:11] ---**
but then got caught in a war between
the Agatawans and Illegans. It's awful!
**[18:15] ---**
While they were busy fighting,
he managed to get back to Pekopon,
**[18:19] ---**
but stubbed his pinky toe on the corner of
a chest of drawers we just found outside!
**[18:23] ---**
At this rate, my brother is going to die!
**[18:26] ---**
Keroro-san, please! Please help my brother!
**[18:36] ---**
That should do it.
**[18:38] ---**
I'll leave it there until tomorrow.
**[18:40] ---**
I should've done that from the start.
**[18:44] ---**
It's not like somebody has to
hold on to it the whole time.
**[18:48] ---**
Curry rice for dinner tonight?
**[18:50] ---**
I've been preparing it since last night,
**[18:53] ---**
so it's slowly been simmering.
**[18:55] ---**
And now it's about done... Gero!
**[19:02] ---**
He forgot to cook rice for the curry.
***SIGN*** Forgot to cook the rice for the curry
**[19:04] ---**
Oh, no!
**[19:06] ---**
That's a beginner's mistake,
like in the anime opening song!
**[19:11] ---**
F-For now, we can make do with toast.
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[19:18] ---**
No!
**[19:19] ---**
Of all things, to fall buttered-side down!
**[19:22] ---**
Gero! W-Why?
**[19:25] ---**
I'm not holding the
Absolute Bad Luck Stone...
**[19:28] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[19:31] ---**
Gero!
**[19:32] ---**
It's gone! It's gone!
**[19:34] ---**
Where did you go, Absolute Bad Luck Stone?!
**[19:37] ---**
Where are you?!
**[19:39] ---**
Where are you?!
**[19:40] ---**
Gero!
**[19:44] ---**
Where are you?!
**[19:49] ---**
Gero...
**[19:52] ---**
Why me?
**[19:54] ---**
Why me all the time?!
**[19:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:58] ---**
What happened to you, Uncle?!
**[20:00] ---**
You don't look yourself!
**[20:02] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[20:03] ---**
Huh?
**[20:07] ---**
Lady Mois, where'd you get that stone?
**[20:10] ---**
It's a pretty stone, so I thought
I'd use it as a good luck charm.
**[20:14] ---**
Or, like, well-being prayers?
**[20:16] ---**
Gero!
**[20:17] ---**
Why am I getting the bad luck when Lady Mois
is the one who's wearing it as a necklace?!
**[20:25] ---**
U-Uncle!
**[20:26] ---**
Uncle, speak to me!
**[20:29] ---**
Nothing makes me more miserable
**[20:31] ---**
than when something bad happens to you!
**[20:34] ---**
Or, like, sharing karma?
**[20:51] ---**
Gero?! Shiny!
**[20:53] ---**
Are you the owner of this?
**[20:55] ---**
A Misserian?!
***SIGN*** Congratulations! 10,000th Customer
**[21:02] ---**
Congratulations! To commemorate this moment,
I'm giving you a round-trip ticket to Keron!
**[21:10] ---**
Gero...
**[21:14] ---**
Look out!
***SIGN*** Congratulations! 10,000th Customer
**[21:22] ---**
Again. This good luck
**[21:25] ---**
is a curse, I tell you.
**[21:28] ---**
A box of gold coins!
**[21:30] ---**
I found another cache of
Tokugawa's buried gold.
**[21:35] ---**
Even though I just want the
simple happinesses of life...
**[21:39] ---**
Gero?
**[21:43] ---**
Now I can finally return to a normal life.
**[21:47] ---**
Thank you for holding on to the stone for me.
**[21:49] ---**
And farewell.
**[21:51] ---**
Wait a second!
**[21:53] ---**
What about my reward?!
**[21:56] ---**
Reward? Oh. You can have this.
***SIGN*** Coupon for One Free Croquette Tamura Meat Market
**[21:59] ---**
A coupon for one free croquette.
**[22:01] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Coupon for One Free Croquette Tamura Meat Market
**[22:05] ---**
I can't take this.
**[22:07] ---**
The expiration date was yesterday.
**[22:10] ---**
Gero...
**[22:12] ---**
There are two kinds of aliens
in this universe:
**[22:15] ---**
Lucky aliens and unlucky aliens.
**[22:18] ---**
Slump...
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:11] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:51] ---**
This is Momoka.
**[23:53] ---**
Love. That's what I want.
**[23:55] ---**
That's my courage.
**[23:57] ---**
I want to... jump into Fuyuki-kun's arms!
**[24:01] ---**
That aside,
**[24:03] ---**
What is love? What is friendship?
The eternal questions.
**[24:06] ---**
"Momoka: Spelling 'Powerful Rival'
as 'F-R-I-E-N-D,' Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro & Fuyuki: Together, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!