# E62 - Momoka & Natsumi & Mois: Master Thief More Peach Summer, Sir! / Keroro: Certain Victory! Big Underwater Showdown, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05M09/momoka--natsumi--mois-master-thief-more-peach-summer-sir--keroro-certain-victory-big-underwater-showdown-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
I'll never let you have it,
More Peach Summer!
**[00:04] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
**[00:05] ---**
Strategy means always
being two steps ahead
**[00:07] ---**
and taking appropriate measures.
**[00:09] ---**
Just leave it to your big sister!
**[00:11] ---**
I can swim, too!
**[00:12] ---**
Enjoy this while it lasts, sir!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:53] ---**
If you found yourself having to
risk your life to protect something,
**[01:57] ---**
would you actually be able to
display true courage?
**[02:17] ---**
Momoka & Natsumi & Mois:
Master Thief More Peach Summer, Sir!
**[02:28] ---**
This is the Nishizawa Art Museum,
**[02:30] ---**
and its grand opening in
Inner-Tokyo is coming up.
**[02:33] ---**
In the main hall of this
Nishizawa Art Museum,
**[02:35] ---**
we are planning to exhibit a painting
**[02:37] ---**
called "The Advent of Venus,"
a Nishizawa family treasure.
**[02:41] ---**
Now, this is where you
come in, Hinata Fuyuki.
**[02:44] ---**
What?
**[02:45] ---**
I want you to protect
"The Advent of Venus."
**[02:48] ---**
Protect it? Me?
**[02:50] ---**
Take a look at this.
**[02:54] ---**
"At precisely midnight, the night before
the Nishizawa Art Museum opens,
**[02:57] ---**
"I will come for 'The Advent of Venus.'"
***SIGN*** At precisely midnight the night before the Nishizawa Art Museum opens, I will come for "The Advent of Venus." - Master Thief More Peach Summer
**[03:01] ---**
Master Thief More Peach Summer.
**[03:03] ---**
This is...
**[03:04] ---**
From what I hear,
**[03:06] ---**
you're known as something of a
master detective at your school.
**[03:10] ---**
It's nothing that impressive...
**[03:11] ---**
Additionally, you have some unique friends
**[03:13] ---**
who possess scientific knowledge
far beyond our own.
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro... Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
**[03:16] ---**
Unique friends!
**[03:18] ---**
I think you're perfect for the job.
**[03:19] ---**
Uh... but...
**[03:21] ---**
"The Advent of Venus"
is also a priceless treasure
**[03:24] ---**
to Momoka, my daughter.
**[03:26] ---**
The only one who can protect it,
Hinata-kun, is you.
**[03:31] ---**
Priceless to Nishizawa-san...
**[03:35] ---**
I understand. I'll try.
**[03:37] ---**
I appreciate it.
**[03:40] ---**
The mysterious master thief,
More Peach Summer!
**[03:42] ---**
What could this thief's true identity be?!
***SIGN*** More (Mo)
**[03:44] ---**
"More"... "Peach"... "Summer"...
***SIGN*** Peach (Momo)
***SIGN*** Summer (Natsu)
**[03:47] ---**
Who could it possibly be?
I couldn't even begin to guess!
**[03:51] ---**
I really haven't the foggiest.
**[03:54] ---**
At any rate,
**[03:55] ---**
here is the Nishizawa Art Museum in
question, the night before its opening.
**[04:01] ---**
It takes quite the bold thief
to send a warning note, sir.
***SIGN*** The Advent of Venus
**[04:06] ---**
An opponent of that caliber
makes the fight more worthwhile.
**[04:09] ---**
Though, I don't like that we're helping out
**[04:11] ---**
the president of the Nishizawa Group.
**[04:13] ---**
Do you think the thief will really come?
**[04:15] ---**
Even globally speaking, the Nishizawa
family's security system is top notch.
***SIGN*** Infrared Sensors
**[04:19] ---**
Infrared sensors.
***SIGN*** Pressure Sensors
**[04:21] ---**
Super sensitive pressure sensors.
***SIGN*** Alligators
**[04:24] ---**
A waterway with alligators.
***SIGN*** Scorpions
**[04:26] ---**
A hallway crawling with scorpions.
**[04:28] ---**
And a door that suddenly opens
to reveal 556.
***SIGN*** Visit from 556
***SIGN*** The End
**[04:31] ---**
Argh!
**[04:32] ---**
Gero! Terrifying!
**[04:33] ---**
What purpose could there be
to a door that reveals 556-san?
**[04:51] ---**
Are you ready for this?
**[04:53] ---**
If you want to back out,
now's your chance.
**[04:54] ---**
What are you saying?
**[04:56] ---**
We've come this far.
Nothing left but to do it!
**[04:58] ---**
Or, like, action women?
**[05:04] ---**
U-Unbelievable!
**[05:06] ---**
So the true identity of Master Thief
More Peach Summer was this trio!
**[05:10] ---**
Shh!
**[05:11] ---**
Oh, right.
**[05:12] ---**
What could have possibly
brought these girls to this?!
**[05:21] ---**
I am sleepy.
**[05:23] ---**
Don't let your guard down!
**[05:24] ---**
There's no guarantee the thief
will show up on time.
**[05:27] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Crying Cat
**[05:28] ---**
What's with this crappy painting?!
**[05:30] ---**
I could draw 100 times
better than that, sir!
**[05:33] ---**
Sarge, that's a painting by Pablov Pecasso,
a great 20th century genius.
**[05:38] ---**
Pecasso?
**[05:39] ---**
That painting alone is
worth a couple billion yen.
***SIGN*** A Couple Billion Yen
**[05:43] ---**
A couple billion yen?!
**[05:44] ---**
For real?
**[05:45] ---**
I could buy a lifetime's worth of
Gundam models,
**[05:47] ---**
and there would still be money
left over, sir!
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Life Chills Chills
**[05:49] ---**
Huh... A painting like this, huh?
***SIGN*** For real?
**[05:52] ---**
Gero?
**[05:54] ---**
In which case, this
Nishizawa family treasure
**[05:57] ---**
must be even more impressive, sir.
**[05:59] ---**
Sarge, you can't touch that.
**[06:00] ---**
We're protecting it for them,
so what's wrong with a little peek?!
**[06:03] ---**
Let's see...
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, I forgot to mention this,
**[06:07] ---**
but that cover is
electrified with 100,000 volts,
**[06:10] ---**
so you should not touch it carelessly.
**[06:13] ---**
Tell me these things earlier...
**[06:45] ---**
You have been identified
as President Nishizawa.
**[06:51] ---**
That will have shut off all the
security systems past this point.
**[06:55] ---**
I'm sure no one expects
you to be the thief, Momoka-chan.
**[06:58] ---**
Or, like, careless rivals?
**[07:00] ---**
No... knowing my father,
**[07:03] ---**
this kind of thing may be
within his expectations.
**[07:18] ---**
There it is.
**[07:20] ---**
Hold it!
**[07:20] ---**
So you've shown up, thieves!
**[07:22] ---**
Like a whatchamacallit
flying into the flames!
**[07:25] ---**
Come on!
Touch this cover and get a taste
**[07:27] ---**
of what it feels like to get a
crispy black afro, sir!
***SIGN*** Savoring Sensation
**[07:32] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:32] ---**
Why're the stupid frog and his gang here?!
**[07:35] ---**
Fuyuki-kun? Why?
**[07:37] ---**
This painting is precious
to my friend Nishizawa-san!
**[07:41] ---**
I'll never let you have it,
More Peach Summer!
***SIGN*** Never let you have it!
***SIGN*** Never let you have it!
***SIGN*** Never let you have it!
***SIGN*** Precious
***SIGN*** Precious
Precious
***SIGN*** Precious
Precious
Precious
***SIGN*** Nishizawa-san
***SIGN*** Nishizawa-san
**[07:52] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is...
Fuyuki-kun is doing this for me!
**[07:55] ---**
H-Hey, Momoka!
**[07:57] ---**
Or, like, total swooning?
**[07:58] ---**
We have to retreat for now!
**[08:00] ---**
You're not getting away!
**[08:01] ---**
Take that!
**[08:06] ---**
Argh. They got away.
**[08:08] ---**
But I wonder why they suddenly pulled out.
**[08:10] ---**
Why, having seen our imposing presence,
**[08:12] ---**
they had no choice but to
give up, of course, sir.
**[08:15] ---**
What a letdown.
**[08:22] ---**
What happened to you, Momoka?
**[08:24] ---**
We were so close!
**[08:26] ---**
But, but, when Fuyuki-kun
said those things, I was so touched!
**[08:31] ---**
Oh, now it makes sense.
**[08:33] ---**
So that's what your father was aiming for.
**[08:37] ---**
In other words, he made
Fuyuki his last bastion.
**[08:39] ---**
Or, like, perfect defense?
***SIGN*** Augh!
**[08:47] ---**
Momoka, strategy means
always being two steps ahead
**[08:49] ---**
and taking the appropriate measures.
**[08:54] ---**
Yes?
**[08:55] ---**
Well done, Hinata-kun.
**[08:57] ---**
The theft was to be at midnight,
which has passed.
**[08:59] ---**
Go ahead and pull out of there.
**[09:01] ---**
No, it bothers me that More Peach Summer
gave up so easily.
**[09:06] ---**
I'll stay a little longer.
**[09:08] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** What?!
**[09:09] ---**
I see. You're a cautious guy.
**[09:12] ---**
I'll be arriving there by morning myself.
**[09:15] ---**
In that case, continue guarding it until then.
**[09:18] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[09:29] ---**
The thieves never did come back in the end.
**[09:32] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:35] ---**
President Nishizawa.
**[09:36] ---**
Morning, Fuyuki-kun.
**[09:40] ---**
Good work.
**[09:43] ---**
Thanks to you, "The Advent of Venus"
has lived to see another day.
**[09:46] ---**
What are you doing with that painting?
**[09:48] ---**
A change of plans. I'm moving
this painting to a different location.
**[09:53] ---**
I can't have it targeted by thieves
again, like this time.
**[09:57] ---**
I've decided to give up
on exhibiting it publicly
**[09:58] ---**
and to store it in a secure place instead.
**[10:02] ---**
Well, then, Fuyuki-kun,
I expect we will meet again.
**[10:09] ---**
Please wait!
**[10:11] ---**
What is it, Fuyuki-kun?
**[10:14] ---**
You're not President Nishizawa!
**[10:16] ---**
What?!
**[10:17] ---**
Grr!
**[10:19] ---**
Earlier, you called me "Fuyuki-kun."
**[10:22] ---**
There's only one person
who calls me "Fuyuki-kun"!
**[10:26] ---**
You're Nishizawa Momoka-san!
**[10:28] ---**
And the two men with you
are Mois and my sister!
**[10:31] ---**
What?!
**[10:31] ---**
For real?!
**[10:32] ---**
Why didn't I notice something so simple?
**[10:36] ---**
More. Peach. Summer.
**[10:39] ---**
The clue was there right from the start!
***SIGN*** So true...
**[10:42] ---**
Well, you know, call it a
conventional plot device.
**[10:48] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:49] ---**
Momocchi!
**[10:50] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[10:51] ---**
No need to prolong our stay. Let's go!
**[10:59] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:00] ---**
Wait, Nishizawa-san!
**[11:02] ---**
Oh!
**[11:03] ---**
A dead end?!
**[11:06] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:06] ---**
Momocchi!
**[11:07] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Lady Mois, too...
**[11:09] ---**
What in the world is the
meaning of this, sir?
**[11:11] ---**
Please tell us why, Nishizawa-san.
**[11:14] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[11:16] ---**
Just what kind of secret does
that painting hold?
**[11:18] ---**
Th-That's...
**[11:20] ---**
Momoka...
**[11:21] ---**
Darn it! Since it's come to this...
**[11:26] ---**
I have no choice but to blow
Pekopon away, along with everything else,
**[11:28] ---**
and muddy the waters!
**[11:30] ---**
Or, like, destroy traces?
**[11:31] ---**
Whoa! You can't do that, Mois!
**[11:33] ---**
Natsumi-san, please jump out!
**[11:36] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[11:37] ---**
Let's go, you two!
**[11:40] ---**
This is crazy! We are...
**[11:41] ---**
...on the fifth floor!
**[11:47] ---**
Well, then.
**[11:49] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, there are some things girls
never want people to know about!
**[11:54] ---**
That doesn't tell me anything!
**[11:57] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
**[12:01] ---**
Ooh, what a magnificent exit!
**[12:04] ---**
Momocchi's so cool!
**[12:06] ---**
Natsumi and the others
sure pulled a fast one on us.
**[12:09] ---**
Nishizawa-san... why?
**[12:11] ---**
It's me.
**[12:13] ---**
You outmaneuvered me
neatly there, Momoka.
**[12:15] ---**
Of course!
**[12:16] ---**
I could never bear
**[12:18] ---**
to have such an embarrassing
painting exposed to the public!
**[12:20] ---**
Really? I think it's a great, adorable painting.
**[12:23] ---**
But... but...
**[12:27] ---**
Momoka at age 0!
**[12:29] ---**
I may have been a baby, but I don't ever
want to be seen stark-naked!
**[12:32] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[12:34] ---**
And so, the case of Master Thief
More Peach Summer came to a close!
**[12:39] ---**
By the way, as for our Sergeant Keroro...
**[12:43] ---**
I'll earn enough to keep me rolling
in Gundam models for life, sir!
**[12:48] ---**
Uh, that's a bit unlikely.
**[12:59] ---**
Hello there, kids.
**[13:01] ---**
Summer clothes have come out,
**[13:02] ---**
and it's almost time for
the pools to open, isn't it?
**[13:06] ---**
Swimming classes have finally begun...
**[13:09] ---**
Talk about depressing days ahead.
**[13:11] ---**
What are you saying?
**[13:12] ---**
You should make this
the year that you learn how to swim!
**[13:14] ---**
What?
**[13:15] ---**
I'll be the best coach ever for you!
**[13:20] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[13:22] ---**
Let's go in already and get some snacks.
**[13:24] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[13:31] ---**
Keroro: Certain Victory!
Big Underwater Showdown, Sir!
**[13:36] ---**
Wh-Wha...?!
**[13:39] ---**
W-Water?!
**[13:44] ---**
Whoa! What's going on?!
The house is full of water!
**[13:47] ---**
I bet it's that stupid frog!
**[13:49] ---**
He is so not getting away with it this time!
**[13:53] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[13:54] ---**
What are you doing, swimming
like there's nothing wrong?!
**[13:57] ---**
Hurry up and put things back
to normal! We can't go inside!
**[14:02] ---**
Sarge, the water's going to spill out!
**[14:04] ---**
Huh?
**[14:07] ---**
It's not spilling out.
**[14:08] ---**
What's going on?
**[14:10] ---**
This is air from the planet Agatawa.
**[14:12] ---**
Amazingly, it has the same
properties as water, and yet,
**[14:15] ---**
it's a superb product that's virtually
the same as Pekopon's atmosphere.
**[14:18] ---**
If it's the same as Earth's atmosphere...
**[14:20] ---**
Indeed. Even lung-breathers
like Pekoponians and us Keronians
**[14:24] ---**
can breathe freely
inside this water, sir.
**[14:28] ---**
Natchi. Fukki. Welcome home.
**[14:31] ---**
Even the cat's swimming!
**[14:33] ---**
Which means
**[14:34] ---**
even the worst swimmer
couldn't possibly drown, right?
**[14:37] ---**
What?
**[14:39] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[14:40] ---**
Why do I have to swim, even at home?!
**[14:43] ---**
Quit complaining!
**[14:44] ---**
I'm running! I'm running! Quit it!
**[14:45] ---**
It's a great opportunity,
so just leave it to your big sister!
**[14:51] ---**
One, two, three, four.
**[14:56] ---**
Come on, no time to be sleeping.
**[14:59] ---**
Huh? I'm not choking.
**[15:01] ---**
This I can handle!
**[15:03] ---**
Then first, stick your arms out
in front of you,
**[15:05] ---**
and try sweeping them
to either side.
**[15:07] ---**
Like this?
**[15:10] ---**
I moved!
**[15:11] ---**
See? Easy, right?
**[15:13] ---**
Keep at it like that, stay calm,
and take it slow, and you'll be fine.
**[15:25] ---**
I can swim!
**[15:27] ---**
I can swim, too!
**[15:29] ---**
I never imagined Fuyuki
would learn to swim so quickly.
**[15:34] ---**
All owing to the advanced
technology of us Keronians, sir.
**[15:37] ---**
I guess I have no choice
but to concede that point.
**[15:39] ---**
On top of which,
**[15:40] ---**
everything goes back to normal
at the flip of a switch,
**[15:42] ---**
making it absolutely perfect.
**[15:44] ---**
So, Lady Natsumi, about my turn
to clean the house tomorrow...
**[15:48] ---**
That has nothing to do with this.
**[15:49] ---**
Aww...
**[15:52] ---**
But that was only for show!
**[15:55] ---**
Enjoy this while it lasts, sir!
**[15:59] ---**
Hello!
**[16:03] ---**
I took you up on your offer
and came, Natsumi.
**[16:06] ---**
You've ended up with a really
fun situation here somehow.
**[16:08] ---**
Thanks to this, Fuyuki's completely
cured of his inability to swim, too.
**[16:12] ---**
Yahoo!
**[16:13] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:14] ---**
Oh, getting to swim
with Fuyuki-kun is like a dream.
**[16:19] ---**
Too bad we're not alone.
**[16:25] ---**
I've always wanted to try this.
***SIGN*** Building Gundam Models Underwater
**[16:27] ---**
Building a Z'Gok underwater!
**[16:29] ---**
Very cool, sir!
**[16:31] ---**
Also...
***SIGN*** Rhythmic Gymnastics Underwater
**[16:32] ---**
Rhythmic gymnastics underwater.
***SIGN*** Cossack Dancing Underwater
**[16:33] ---**
Cossack dancing underwater.
***SIGN*** Raw
***SIGN*** BBQ Underwater
**[16:35] ---**
Barbeque underwater.
**[16:37] ---**
Watching TV underwater.
***SIGN*** Watching TV Underwater Captain Geroro
**[16:38] ---**
Napping underwater
feels great, too, sir.
***SIGN*** Napping underwater
**[16:41] ---**
Just what is it that you want to do?
**[16:44] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art, the technique
of swimming like a flounder.
**[16:46] ---**
I have fart propulsion!
**[16:55] ---**
What are you doing playing around?!
**[16:58] ---**
Weren't we going to do underwater training?!
**[17:03] ---**
What are you doing, Giroro?
You have to use your brains more.
**[17:06] ---**
I'm very comfortable on my
room fan scooter, sir!
**[17:12] ---**
This is definitely the way
to go underwater, right?
**[17:15] ---**
Or, like, adapt nicely?
**[17:19] ---**
Oh? It's awfully lively in there.
**[17:25] ---**
Why, Lady Mom, you're home early.
**[17:29] ---**
Kero-chan, what in the world
is the meaning of this?!
**[17:32] ---**
Uh, uh, I'm sorry!
**[17:34] ---**
I'll put things back to normal
right away, ma'am!
**[17:35] ---**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[17:37] ---**
You have to let me know earlier
about fun things like this!
**[17:43] ---**
Mom!
**[17:44] ---**
All right! Let's join her!
**[17:46] ---**
I won't be outdone!
**[18:20] ---**
Being at home, but getting to feel like
you're at a resort is the best!
**[18:23] ---**
Totally!
**[18:24] ---**
Come on, let's swim some more!
**[18:26] ---**
Sheesh. You're so gung-ho
now that you can swim.
**[18:29] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, may I keep you company?
**[18:32] ---**
Sure!
**[18:34] ---**
Milady Momoka, I could not be happier
**[18:36] ---**
that you are enjoying this unexpected
summer holiday with Master Fuyuki.
***SIGN*** Roast
Corn
Popsicles
**[18:41] ---**
I, Paul, shall devote myself to
the honor of roasting the corn.
***SIGN*** That
Good
Old
Taste
**[18:46] ---**
I swear! Every last one of them
is getting carried away!
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, don't just leave it like that, Natsumi-san!
**[18:53] ---**
I'll rub some lotion on you.
**[18:55] ---**
Thank you.
**[18:59] ---**
Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming.
**[19:00] ---**
Kick, kick, kick!
**[19:11] ---**
Oh, that was fun!
**[19:13] ---**
Stupid frog, I have to thank you for this.
**[19:16] ---**
I wouldn't mind taking your turn
to clean tomorrow, like you said.
**[19:20] ---**
That won't be necessary, ma'am.
**[19:24] ---**
Because, starting today,
**[19:26] ---**
this house is going to be
under my control, ma'am.
**[19:29] ---**
What did you say?
**[19:30] ---**
I've been waiting patiently in this air
from Planet Agatawa, sir.
**[19:36] ---**
Back then...!
**[19:38] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:39] ---**
That jerkface! He's gone back
to how he was back then?!
**[19:42] ---**
Keronians normally live in a
more humid environment than Earth.
**[19:46] ---**
Keroro, in particular,
powers up when he absorbs moisture,
**[19:48] ---**
becoming the invincible
"Keroro Back Then"!
***SIGN*** Keroro Back Then's Status
***SIGN*** Keroro Chop = Punching Power
Keroro Kick = Destructive Power
Keroro Eyes = Can See Through Things
Keroro Ears = Sharp Hearing
Keroro Wings = None So Far
**[19:53] ---**
Having absorbed three times
the normal amount of moisture,
**[19:57] ---**
I no longer have anything to fear, sir.
**[20:01] ---**
Behold my formidable power!
***SIGN*** Legendary Great Maneuver
***SIGN*** Kinkin
**[20:04] ---**
Kinkin Keron Wave!
***SIGN*** Once Again
***SIGN*** Keron Wave
**[20:10] ---**
Hey, stupid frog,
what do you think you're doing?!
**[20:13] ---**
No! Natsumi!
**[20:13] ---**
Keron Wave!
**[20:15] ---**
Wave! Wave! Wave! Wave!
**[20:20] ---**
Please stop, Sarge!
**[20:21] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[20:21] ---**
That idiot!
**[20:22] ---**
He's completely beside himself and
unable to control what he's doing!
**[20:25] ---**
Uncle!
**[20:26] ---**
We can't stop him
once he's become like this!
**[20:29] ---**
What should we do?
**[20:33] ---**
Aw, man, the commander's gone too far.
**[20:37] ---**
Well, guess I'll put the brakes on him.
**[20:39] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Rinse
***SIGN*** Drain
**[20:46] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Drain
***SIGN*** Spin
**[20:49] ---**
Click!
**[20:51] ---**
It's coming!
**[20:52] ---**
Huh?
**[20:52] ---**
Have you forgotten, Fukki?
**[20:54] ---**
When Mr. Sergeant absorbs moisture...
**[21:03] ---**
...a natural enemy of Keronians
called a Nyororo comes
**[21:05] ---**
to suck up all the moisture.
**[21:12] ---**
Having absorbed three times
the normal amount of moisture,
**[21:14] ---**
a mere Nyororo is nothing, sir.
**[21:17] ---**
I thought as much,
and I prepared three of them for you.
***SIGN*** Spin Spin Spin
**[21:20] ---**
Click.
**[21:32] ---**
Ooh! That is the legendary
Nyororo Stream Attack!
**[21:35] ---**
I am so glad we played it safe
**[21:37] ---**
and slathered on plenty
of dehumidifying cream!
**[21:42] ---**
Th-They sucked out three times
**[21:44] ---**
the normal amount of
moisture from me, sir.
***SIGN*** Super Spin Cycle Complete
**[21:47] ---**
Super spin cycle complete!
**[21:54] ---**
He'll be out of action for a while,
**[21:56] ---**
which automatically puts an end
to Sergeant Keroro's plans.
**[22:04] ---**
And the next day...
**[22:11] ---**
That's strange. I was able
to swim so well yesterday...
**[22:15] ---**
...Fuyuki hadn't been cured of his
inability to swim, after all.
**[22:18] ---**
My condolences.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
I'm Keroro's pa. How are
ya folks in front of the TV?
**[23:57] ---**
Keep yerself nice an' fit, and you'll
be holdin' even space flus at bay.
**[24:01] ---**
Ah, it's been so long,
I've got myself all nervous-like.
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that! Next time,
**[24:06] ---**
my father will finally be
coming to the Hinata house!
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro's Gero-gero Teacher Story, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: We Meet Again, Father, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
Those two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!