# E346 - Keroro: Great Operation of Scrapped Operations, Sir!Keroro: Dear Lady Natsumi, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2PQ0/keroro-great-operation-of-scrapped-operations-sirnkeroro-dear-lady-natsumi-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
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Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:30] ---**
No way!
**[01:32] ---**
Forget it.
**[01:33] ---**
A plan that makes people lose their
balance on the stairs is ridiculous!
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Gulp!
***SIGN*** Secret
Plan Where People Think
There's One More Stair and Lose Their Balance
**[01:38] ---**
Oh, people do lose their balance on the stairs,
thinking there's one more step.
***SIGN*** Secret
Plan Where People Think There's
One More Stair and Lose Their Balance
**[01:43] ---**
And so, this proposed plan has been vetoed.
**[01:47] ---**
Or, like, voting concord?
**[01:51] ---**
Gero...
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I'm giving you all these ideas, but you're
sending them right to the rejection graveyard.
***SIGN*** Rejection Graveyard
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Like we can invade Pekopon
with any of your lousy ideas!
**[02:00] ---**
Okay, dismissed!
**[02:09] ---**
Gero?
**[02:13] ---**
Must be my imagination.
**[02:20] ---**
Keroro: Great Operation
of Scrapped Operations, Sir!
**[02:32] ---**
We haven't visited Grandma in
this season in a long time.
**[02:35] ---**
The snow could be piled up already.
**[02:39] ---**
What's wrong, Fuyuki?
**[02:40] ---**
I wonder what those lights are.
**[02:54] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[02:58] ---**
M-Monster?!
**[03:05] ---**
What's going on?
**[03:06] ---**
An unknown giant monster has appeared!
**[03:08] ---**
A giant monster?
**[03:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[03:11] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:19] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[03:21] ---**
You're asking me?
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Natsumi!
**[03:25] ---**
Fukki! Mom-san, too!
**[03:26] ---**
I'm sure you're behind this!
**[03:30] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[03:35] ---**
At this rate, they'll be in real danger!
**[03:37] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[03:39] ---**
Keroro Platoon,
**[03:41] ---**
move out!
**[03:44] ---**
Hurry up, you two!
**[03:49] ---**
Wait!
**[03:55] ---**
Sis!
**[04:00] ---**
Dororo!
**[04:01] ---**
I will handle this! You need to take shelter!
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Doro-chan!
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I can see it.
**[04:17] ---**
Natsumi!
**[04:21] ---**
Giroro!
**[04:22] ---**
Are you guys okay?
**[04:23] ---**
We're fine...
**[04:26] ---**
...but Dororo...
**[04:30] ---**
Go monkey! Go-go!
**[04:33] ---**
What the heck are you doing?!
**[04:35] ---**
When that monster's beam hit him,
**[04:38] ---**
he suddenly started doing the monkey dance.
***SIGN*** Go Monkey
**[04:38] ---**
Go monkey, go monkey!
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This is as far as you go!
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Tamama!
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Stinks!
**[04:51] ---**
Tamama's feet stink!
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M-My lovable image...
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Don't underestimate me!
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I feel like I'm gonna sneeze, but I'm not...
**[05:04] ---**
What is this?
**[05:05] ---**
Come on, everyone! Let's all go monkey!
**[05:05] ---**
One's suddenly doing the monkey dance.
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One's feet stink.
**[05:09] ---**
They really stink!
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And one feels like he has
to sneeze, but can't.
**[05:12] ---**
But...
**[05:13] ---**
...they all sound like something
Sarge would come up with.
**[05:16] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[05:19] ---**
Hey, bring up the strategy meeting data.
**[05:22] ---**
R-Right!
**[05:28] ---**
Whoa.
**[05:29] ---**
I thought my phone just vibrated.
**[05:31] ---**
That beam makes you think your
cell phone just vibrated.
**[05:36] ---**
Wh-What is that?
***SIGN*** Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
**[05:39] ---**
It vibrated again!
**[05:40] ---**
This monster's attacks
**[05:42] ---**
are all consistent with the rejected ideas
**[05:45] ---**
from the strategy meeting.
***SIGN*** Secret
Invade with a beam that
makes people do the monkey dance!
**[05:47] ---**
Invading with a beam that makes
people do the monkey dance!
***SIGN*** Secret
Invade with powerful foot odor!
**[05:50] ---**
Invading with powerful foot odor!
***SIGN*** Secret
Invade by making people feel like
they have to sneeze but can't!
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Invading by making people feel like
they have to sneeze but can't!
**[05:55] ---**
Gero?
**[05:57] ---**
I thought of those plans?
**[06:00] ---**
I'd already forgotten them!
**[06:02] ---**
But what's the connection between
**[06:05] ---**
the rejected plans and the monster?
**[06:07] ---**
Jeez, they stink!
**[06:09] ---**
In Japanese folklore,
there's something called
**[06:11] ---**
an artifact spirit that inhabits old things.
**[06:15] ---**
Maybe that monster is...
**[06:17] ---**
So that's what it is.
**[06:19] ---**
All of the rejected ideas
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from our meetings are carrying a grudge
**[06:22] ---**
from never getting to see the light of day,
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and after a time, they've materialized.
**[06:27] ---**
So why did it appear here?!
**[06:32] ---**
Because the usual pattern
**[06:33] ---**
of our invasion plans is
to test them out first
**[06:36] ---**
on the members of the Hinata family.
**[06:38] ---**
Stop doing that!
**[06:40] ---**
I see. So it's the spirit
of our rejected plans...
**[06:43] ---**
And now that I know, there's nothing to fear!
**[06:51] ---**
The rejected monster isn't even scratched!
**[06:56] ---**
That monster looks sad.
**[06:58] ---**
Ideas that were born into this world
**[07:00] ---**
but quickly buried in the darkness without
ever coming into the light of day...
**[07:04] ---**
Maybe they were sad, too.
**[07:08] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[07:09] ---**
Leave this to me.
**[07:12] ---**
Sarge?
**[07:19] ---**
Keroro! What do you intend to do?
**[07:19] ---**
Are you going to ignore the bird cage?
**[07:21] ---**
If I let it attack to its heart's content,
**[07:21] ---**
Three brothers, go monkey!
**[07:24] ---**
it should die peacefully afterwards.
**[07:25] ---**
Go monkey!
**[07:27] ---**
Stinks!
**[07:27] ---**
You are going to let it attack you?
**[07:30] ---**
All right, rejected monster!
**[07:32] ---**
Attack me all you like!
**[07:38] ---**
The rejected plan monster
attacks the sergeant.
**[07:41] ---**
A beam that makes people think there's
an extra stair and lose their balance!
***SIGN*** Plan Where People Think There's One
More Stair and Lose Their Balance
**[07:47] ---**
That surprised me for a second!
**[07:48] ---**
A beam that makes people think they may
have left their door unlocked or gas on!
***SIGN*** Plan to make people think they may have
left their door unlocked or gas on
**[07:53] ---**
I'm worried! I'm worried! I'm worried!
**[07:56] ---**
A beam to make people have movies
spoiled for them over the Internet!
***SIGN*** Plan to people have movies spoiled
for them over the Internet
**[07:59] ---**
That's what happened in the
last scene of the movie?!
**[08:02] ---**
Why did people spoil it?!
**[08:04] ---**
A beam to make people accidentally
buy the same manga volume twice!
***SIGN*** Plan to make people accidentally
buy the same manga volume twice
**[08:08] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** The same volume?! What am I gonna do?
**[08:10] ---**
I already have this!
**[08:11] ---**
A beam to make people feel embarrassed
after twitching while nodding off.
**[08:16] ---**
How embarrassing!
**[08:17] ---**
A beam to make the lawn next door look blue!
**[08:19] ---**
It's blue! It's blue!
**[08:25] ---**
Sarge, you can't take any more!
**[08:28] ---**
It's okay.
**[08:30] ---**
I'm the one who created the monster.
**[08:33] ---**
I have a responsibility.
***SIGN*** Plan to make playing trains fun
**[08:38] ---**
A beam to make playing trains fun!
**[08:41] ---**
Rattle-rattle!
**[08:43] ---**
Rattle-rattle!
**[08:44] ---**
Huh?
**[08:45] ---**
I thought of this plan?
**[08:48] ---**
Sorry, Keroro.
**[08:50] ---**
That was a rejected plan I came up with.
**[08:54] ---**
Beam to have popping candy in people's
mouths everywhere and at all times!
***SIGN*** Plan to have popping candy in people's
mouths everywhere and at all times
***SIGN*** Popping Candy
**[08:59] ---**
It's popping.
**[09:01] ---**
It's popping!
**[09:02] ---**
I thought of that one.
***SIGN*** Several hours later...
**[09:06] ---**
Several hours later...
**[09:13] ---**
L-Lady Mois?
**[09:15] ---**
About how many rejected ideas are left?
**[09:19] ---**
There are still... 2,698 left.
**[09:24] ---**
2,698...
***SIGN*** 2,698 Ideas
**[09:29] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:29] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[09:35] ---**
Isn't there a way to beat it, Kululu?!
**[09:38] ---**
Physical attacks don't work,
so we're up a creek.
**[09:43] ---**
That's it!
**[09:44] ---**
I have a good idea!
**[09:46] ---**
What?
**[09:49] ---**
Go monkey, go-go! 1-2-3-4, go monkey!
**[09:49] ---**
We'll use a rocket to send that
rejected monster into space
**[09:52] ---**
and lay the rejected ideas to rest
**[09:54] ---**
in a space reject graveyard!
**[09:54] ---**
Are you ignoring the bird cage? Go monkey!
**[09:56] ---**
Forget it!
**[09:57] ---**
Rejected!
**[09:57] ---**
Three brothers, 22 go monkey!
**[09:59] ---**
A space reject graveyard?
**[10:00] ---**
At the year-end party, go monkey!
**[10:01] ---**
There's no way something
like that actually exists!
**[10:03] ---**
Everyone, let's go monkey!
***SIGN*** Bacteria Elimination
**[10:04] ---**
Again, I go to the trouble
of thinking up an idea
**[10:07] ---**
1-2-3-4, go monkey!
**[10:07] ---**
and you dismiss it out of hand!
**[10:09] ---**
Are you ignoring...
**[10:13] ---**
What was that?
**[10:14] ---**
It absorbed the commander's
freshly-rejected idea.
**[10:18] ---**
It absorbed Sarge's just-rejected idea?
**[10:21] ---**
Then...
**[10:22] ---**
Let's go monkey!
**[10:43] ---**
Don't tell me it really did...
**[10:45] ---**
...go to a space reject graveyard?
**[10:51] ---**
1-2-3-4, go monkey!
**[10:54] ---**
Are you ignoring the bird cage? Go monkey!
**[10:59] ---**
Yahoo! Yahoo!
**[11:01] ---**
I finally managed to finish it!
**[11:03] ---**
It looks good.
**[11:04] ---**
I know, right?
**[11:06] ---**
It was hard getting the glue lines out...
**[11:09] ---**
Gero!
**[11:13] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[11:16] ---**
Nothing.
**[11:19] ---**
Many rejected ideas were tossed
away, never to be used.
***SIGN*** Reject Graveyard
**[11:26] ---**
But maybe it would be a good idea
to recall them once in a while.
**[11:42] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:45] ---**
Jeez! He's been ditching his cleaning duties
since yesterday! Where the heck is he?
**[11:49] ---**
Knowing Sarge,
**[11:51] ---**
he's probably thinking up
some goofy invasion plan.
**[11:54] ---**
If that's the case, I'm definitely
not letting him get away with...
***SIGN*** Lady Hinata Natsumi
**[11:59] ---**
For me?
**[12:02] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Lady Hinata Natsumi
**[12:05] ---**
It all started with that one letter.
**[12:13] ---**
Keroro: Dear Lady Natsumi, Sir!
***SIGN*** Dear Lady Natsumi, By rights, I should be telling you this directly, but I am forced to let you know in letter form like this.
**[12:21] ---**
"Dear Lady Natsumi,
**[12:23] ---**
By rights, I should be
telling you this directly,
**[12:27] ---**
but I am forced to let you
know in letter form like this.
**[12:31] ---**
Please forgive me."
**[12:32] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[12:34] ---**
"You see,
**[12:35] ---**
there is something I must apologize
to you about, Lady Natsumi.
**[12:41] ---**
It happened when I was hanging out
the laundry to dry that day."
**[12:50] ---**
Gero?
**[12:52] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
Ticket for Public Recording
**[12:54] ---**
*623 Radio...*
**[12:56] ---**
Ticket... for public recording...
**[13:00] ---**
Gero!
**[13:03] ---**
That's right.
**[13:03] ---**
Of all things,
**[13:05] ---**
the winning postcard for the *623 Radio*
show you've been dying to see,
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
Ticket for Public Recording
**[13:09] ---**
and I washed it in the laundry.
***SIGN*** Top Secret!! Keep Out!!
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Gero!
**[13:18] ---**
I made it even worse!
**[13:20] ---**
Another failure!
**[13:24] ---**
Gero...
**[13:26] ---**
Stupid frog! Are you in there?
**[13:29] ---**
What should I do?! What should I do?!
What should I do?!
***SIGN*** Danger! Undergoing Maintenance Inspection. Do Not Use. Kululu
**[13:33] ---**
I can't use the hyperspace gate.
Only at a time like this!
**[13:37] ---**
But...
**[13:43] ---**
Why?
**[13:53] ---**
Jeez...
**[13:54] ---**
Where did he go?
**[14:00] ---**
So what happened to Keroro?
**[14:02] ---**
Where's Uncle?
**[14:03] ---**
Is Mr. Sergeant safe?
**[14:06] ---**
The matter that makes up the
commander's body is on the quark level.
**[14:10] ---**
No, it was broken down even finer than that.
**[14:13] ---**
Then Commander-dono is...
**[14:15] ---**
Relax.
**[14:17] ---**
I'm receiving the waves that make up
the commander's consciousness.
**[14:20] ---**
Then Uncle is alive, right?
**[14:23] ---**
That's right.
**[14:24] ---**
The hyperspace gate accident
**[14:27] ---**
left me with nothing but a soul.
**[14:31] ---**
But it's not like he's a ghost.
**[14:34] ---**
Without a form, he shouldn't
be able to exist, but...
**[14:40] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu was right.
**[14:42] ---**
My consciousness, now reduced to a soul,
**[14:45] ---**
can only exist if I possess
some form of matter.
**[14:52] ---**
Thanks to that, Lady Natsumi can't find me
**[14:55] ---**
or get angry at me,
**[14:57] ---**
but I can't make Gundam models in this form
**[15:00] ---**
or even talk to anyone.
**[15:05] ---**
Well, even now, it's not too late.
**[15:09] ---**
Even under these circumstances,
**[15:11] ---**
there has to be a way to express
my feelings to Lady Natsumi!
**[15:21] ---**
Just then, I made a discovery.
**[15:26] ---**
Though I was only a soul,
**[15:28] ---**
I was able to move light forms of matter.
**[15:32] ---**
I did my best.
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Just one thing...
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I only wanted to tell you "I'm sorry."
***SIGN*** I only wanted to tell you "I'm sorry."
**[15:42] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[15:45] ---**
Then...
***SIGN*** Dear Lady Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Dear Lady Natsumi...
**[15:54] ---**
Dear Lady Natsumi...
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Actually, I'm about to get to the point.
**[15:59] ---**
I'm going to tell you the real reason
for going to the trouble
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of having you read my letter.
**[16:06] ---**
I return to continuing what I was
saying in the previous letter.
**[16:10] ---**
It happened when I was finally able
**[16:12] ---**
to start writing the "s" in "sorry."
**[16:15] ---**
I see.
**[16:16] ---**
That's the day we decided
to visit Grandma's house.
**[16:21] ---**
Either way, I wouldn't have been able
to go see 623-san's public recording.
**[16:24] ---**
Excuse me?
***SIGN*** Satsuki
Another time
**[16:27] ---**
Well, I can always go to his
public recording another time.
**[16:33] ---**
My mind went blank.
**[16:36] ---**
For what purpose was I
going through all of this?
**[16:40] ---**
For what sake did I become this body?
**[16:52] ---**
Now that I think about it,
it's all Lady Natsumi's fault
**[16:56] ---**
for putting that important postcard
**[16:58] ---**
in her pants pocket
and then forgetting about it.
**[17:02] ---**
If she hadn't done that,
**[17:04] ---**
this never would've happened to me.
**[17:13] ---**
Ow...
**[17:14] ---**
Wasn't expecting that...
**[17:17] ---**
I'll never forgive you.
**[17:18] ---**
Hinata Nasumi, you have toyed
with my pure heart,
**[17:22] ---**
and that is unforgivable!
**[17:30] ---**
Huh?
**[17:31] ---**
Was the window open?
**[17:41] ---**
I'm sure you thought it was
all a coincidence then.
**[17:47] ---**
But I'd like you to think
about it a little harder.
**[17:50] ---**
Do coincidences like this tend to overlap?
**[17:53] ---**
Would your window be open
when it's so cold outside?
**[18:01] ---**
That's right.
**[18:02] ---**
I did all of it.
**[18:05] ---**
I made a decision.
**[18:07] ---**
To always be with you, Lady Natsumi.
**[18:11] ---**
Then... don't tell me...
***SIGN*** To always be with you, Lady Natsumi.
Did you just think to yourself "Don't tell me...?"
That's right. Even now, I'm right here.
**[18:13] ---**
Did you just think to
yourself "Don't tell me...?"
**[18:17] ---**
That's right. Even now, I'm right here.
***SIGN*** Dear Lady Natsumi Gero gero
**[18:29] ---**
I can feel you.
**[18:31] ---**
It's like taking your
temperature with my hand...
**[18:47] ---**
No!!
**[18:51] ---**
I see.
**[18:53] ---**
So that's why we haven't
seen Sarge since yesterday.
**[18:56] ---**
I can't take it anymore.
**[18:58] ---**
When I think that even now,
the stupid frog may be possessing something...
**[19:02] ---**
That reminds me of a short story
written by a famous author.
**[19:06] ---**
At the end...
**[19:16] ---**
Gero!
**[19:18] ---**
He was here, after all!
**[19:19] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[19:21] ---**
U-Um, this is, uh...
**[19:24] ---**
In the story I was telling you about,
**[19:26] ---**
it was all a prank to
scare the main character.
**[19:29] ---**
That was your motive, too. Right, Sarge?
**[19:31] ---**
No, um...
**[19:35] ---**
I was just having a good time...
**[19:44] ---**
Well, that is very...
***SIGN*** Gero!
**[19:47] ---**
Gero!
**[19:51] ---**
No!
**[19:57] ---**
It looks like they bought it.
**[20:00] ---**
What's this?
**[20:01] ---**
It was a copy robot?
**[20:04] ---**
Then...
**[20:05] ---**
But why do we have to cover for Mr. Sergeant?
**[20:09] ---**
Natsumi is at the end of her rope.
**[20:11] ---**
We couldn't just let it go on.
**[20:13] ---**
That moron, Keroro!
Doing whatever he pleases...
**[20:18] ---**
Then it's true that the sergeant
exists as just a soul, right?
**[20:22] ---**
Anyway, we have to capture
Commander-dono as soon as possible.
**[20:26] ---**
But we have no idea
**[20:28] ---**
what Mr. Sergeant is going to possess.
**[20:31] ---**
Or, like, hidden phantom?
**[20:33] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[20:35] ---**
I never imagined existing solely as a soul
**[20:36] ---**
would be this enjoyable!
**[20:40] ---**
Next, unlike the usual patterns,
**[20:43] ---**
I'll scare Lady Natsumi out of her wits.
**[20:49] ---**
Still, I'll never forgive
stupid frog for this.
**[20:53] ---**
Yeah. Although it was an
interesting, elaborate prank.
**[21:01] ---**
The sergeant is in there?!
**[21:03] ---**
Come, hurry up and drink me,
**[21:06] ---**
Hinata Natsumi!
**[21:08] ---**
Then I'll be inside your stomach,
**[21:10] ---**
doing this and that...
**[21:12] ---**
Natsumi-chan is in peril!
**[21:16] ---**
Gero?
**[21:23] ---**
Wait! Why can't I get out of here?
**[21:25] ---**
It's hot! Hot! Hot!
**[21:27] ---**
It's totally hot! Hot!
**[21:29] ---**
Gero!
**[21:34] ---**
Perhaps someone's soul is inhabiting
**[21:37] ---**
one of your personal belongings, too.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
When you have an invader of my caliber,
**[23:26] ---**
an invader's aura
shines out of the whole body.
**[23:30] ---**
Look, I'm so overflowing with aura
that it's spilling all over.
**[23:33] ---**
If you want some, go ahead and gather it up.
**[23:35] ---**
That aside...
**[23:36] ---**
Hello? Awright, awright!
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: The Aura of an Invader, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Dororo: Nn? Tamama-kun, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!