E343 - 556, Space Sheriff, Sir! / Leave it to Lavie, Sir!
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[00:07] [SONG] ---
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN Due to unavoidable circumstances,
we will be closed for a while.
Gluten
[01:32] ---
What kind of work do you all think
you'd like to do in the future?
[01:36] ---
Gluten...
SIGN Gluten
SIGN We Have Delicious Gluten
[01:37] ---
Would you like some gluten?
[01:44] ---
Oof, oof, oof...
SIGN Omitted Abbreviated Cut
[01:46] ---
It'll take a while, so, we'll just cut.
[01:48] ---
I'm Poyon, poyo!
[01:50] ---
Who are you?! State your purpose!
[01:52] ---
I'm Space Officer Poyon, poyo!
[01:55] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[01:56] ---
I don't know what my brother did,
but I'm sorry!
[01:59] ---
You look like you have
lots of time on your hands!
[02:01] ---
Would you like to work for the
safety of the universe, poyo?!
[02:06] ---
Think about it, poyo!
[02:12] ---
Brother?
[02:12] ---
Would you like to work for the
safety of the universe, poyo?!
[02:18] ---
HERE WE GOOOOOO!!
[02:26] ---
556, Space Sheriff, Sir!
SIGN Space Detective
SIGN Space Sheriff
SIGN Space Sheriff 556
[02:44] ---
Space Sheriff 556,
[02:46] ---
on the scene!!
[02:48] ---
Excuse me!
[02:49] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[02:51] ---
I'm so sorry my brother is so rough!
[02:53] ---
Space Sheriff 556!
[02:54] ---
On the scene!
[02:56] ---
5-556...
[02:58] ---
What did... you just say?
[03:00] ---
Space Sheriff 556!
[03:01] ---
No way!
[03:02] ---
Yes way!
[03:03] ---
It's exactly as you think!
[03:05] ---
Seriously?!
[03:07] ---
I just received this!
[03:09] ---
Recruiting space officers?
[03:13] ---
Hey, this is just a recruitment flier!
[03:16] ---
What?!
[03:18] ---
It looks like 556-san got the
wrong idea that he became a sheriff...
[03:23] ---
Less "the wrong idea" and more...
"he blindly assumed it."
[03:27] ---
Sorry!
[03:32] ---
556!
[03:35] ---
556! Are you really just
going to give up, sir?!
[03:38] ---
What?!
[03:41] ---
Ever since you were a kid, you've been
aiming to become a space sheriff.
SIGN Space Sheriff Successful Applicants List
[03:45] ---
But no matter how many times you challenged
the employment exam, it was no good.
SIGN * Reconstruction
[03:50] ---
And that's what led you to become...
a space detective...
SIGN Space Detective
[03:57] ---
Youth is... about not giving up.
[04:01] ---
Fire up the engines of your heart.
[04:08] ---
That was what was great about you,
Space Detective 556!
[04:11] ---
Why aren't you trying to challenge it, sir?!
SIGN Safety First
[04:20] ---
Keroro... you're absolutely right!
[04:23] ---
All right!
[04:24] ---
The engines of my heart are fired up!
[04:28] ---
I will assist you fully, sir!
[04:31] ---
So...
SIGN Go For It 556!
Pass The Test!!
[04:33] ---
...we're going to help 556
study for his test, sir!
SIGN Pigoon
[04:39] ---
Don't just decide that
without any discussion!
[04:40] ---
What a drag.
[04:42] ---
This, too, is for the sake of helping others.
[04:44] ---
Come on! If we build a strong pipeline
with the space police,
SIGN Pipeline
[04:48] ---
that can't be bad for us, sir!
[04:51] ---
Or, like, cozy partners?
[04:53] ---
Okay, let's get started!
[04:54] ---
General education exam, here we go!
[04:59] ---
Okay, I'll hand out the test papers.
[05:02] ---
Keropachi-san! I mean...
[05:04] ---
Mr. Sergeant, why are we taking the test, too?
[05:06] ---
Yeah! What's the point in us doing it?
[05:10] ---
To create the proper atmosphere
of an exam hall, of course!
[05:13] ---
You numbskulls!
[05:14] ---
A paper exam, huh...
[05:16] ---
This is nostalgic.
[05:18] ---
I do not like to brag, but general
education is my strong point!
[05:23] ---
Okay, start!
[05:29] ---
Try answering along at home!
[05:30] ---
What... is this.
[05:32] ---
I can't read alien language...
[05:35] ---
It's multiple choice,
so I'll just have to guess...
[05:43] ---
Brother... try your best!
[05:47] ---
All right, I'll announce the results!
SIGN Results Announcement
SIGN Kululu 120 points
[05:50] ---
Kululu-san, 120 points.
SIGN Dororo 95 points
[05:52] ---
Dororo-san, 95 points.
SIGN Giroro 80 points
[05:54] ---
Giroro-san, 80 points.
SIGN Tamama 55 points
[05:55] ---
Tamama-san, 55 points.
[05:59] ---
Natsumi-san, 15 points.
[06:01] ---
Fuyuki-san, 10 points.
[06:02] ---
Well, that's probably about right
for shooting in the dark.
[06:05] ---
And now... what about 556?
[06:08] ---
556-san...
[06:10] ---
0 points.
[06:14] ---
What... is this?
[06:15] ---
I'm actually amazed he managed
to get 0 points on multiple choice!
[06:19] ---
You're an alien!
How could you lose to a Pekoponian?!
[06:23] ---
So not even blind guessing works for 556.
[06:26] ---
In that case...
[06:31] ---
I-It can't be!
[06:35] ---
My final battle weapon...
[06:39] ---
I will pass it on to 556, sir!
[06:49] ---
Gerori.
[06:51] ---
It's just a pencil, isn't it?
[06:54] ---
Don't tell me it's...
[06:58] ---
Here it is! The dice pencil!
[07:00] ---
How many tests
have I passed thanks to this?
[07:05] ---
Yes... it was astoundingly accurate.
[07:09] ---
It left its mark in legend.
[07:12] ---
It'll help you a lot, sir!
[07:16] ---
If I throw this...
I will get the answers?!
[07:19] ---
Yep!
[07:20] ---
Pray for the right answer!
[07:30] ---
I threw it!
[07:31] ---
Gero!!
[07:33] ---
My dice pencil!
[07:38] ---
There is no royal road to studying.
[07:40] ---
Thorough, careful study is indeed the best.
[07:44] ---
I remember ripping out the pages
I memorized and eating them.
[07:49] ---
Pretty good!
[07:50] ---
Don't eat them until you've memorized them!!
[07:53] ---
Anyway... we'll just go through
every one of them, sir.
[07:57] ---
Unfortunately... we don't have time!
[08:00] ---
You don't have time? When is the exam?
[08:04] ---
T-Tomorrow...
[08:07] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[08:09] ---
I'm so sorry we don't have any time!
[08:13] ---
He's screwed.
[08:15] ---
Looks like we're gonna have
to resort to "data doping."
[08:23] ---
I knew it would come to this.
SIGN In Surgery
[08:25] ---
Okay, here we go!
[08:26] ---
Click!
[08:31] ---
You don't... look any different, sir...
[08:34] ---
But right now, stuffed inside 556's head,
[08:37] ---
is all the knowledge data of the universe!
[08:41] ---
He really doesn't look that amazing!
[08:44] ---
Try saying pi.
[08:46] ---
3.141592...
[08:49] ---
...653589793238462643383...
[08:50] ---
WHOA!!
[08:52] ---
But I have no idea if it is right or not!
[08:55] ---
What about history questions?!
[08:57] ---
What was the first planet
invaded by the Keron Army?
[09:00] ---
Planet Doron, 16th planet of the Toad Nebula!
[09:04] ---
What is inside Girandou manjuu?
[09:07] ---
Micro-azuki from Planet Derakintoki!
[09:10] ---
What meaning does the plant cyclamen have?
[09:13] ---
Abashedness, introversion,
jealousy, hesitance...
[09:17] ---
Please accept my pining love...
[09:23] ---
W-Wow!
[09:25] ---
Looks like he should be able to handle
any question they throw at him.
[09:28] ---
All thanks to the incredible scientific
prowess of the Keron Army, sir!
[09:32] ---
I found ten yen!
[09:36] ---
But he does not look very smart to me...
[09:40] ---
His knowledge is perfect,
[09:42] ---
but he's not changed in any other way.
SIGN Perfect Knowledge
[09:45] ---
And even that knowledge stuffed in there...
[09:47] ---
After 24 hours, it'll be totally gone.
SIGN Empty
[09:50] ---
But that'll be enough for
tomorrow's exam, right?
[09:54] ---
I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:56] ---
I'm so sorry for asking you to do all of this!
SIGN Examination Hall
[09:59] ---
And... the day of the exam.
SIGN Good Luck!
[10:05] ---
Excuse me! Will you quiet down!?
[10:07] ---
I can solve them...
[10:09] ---
Even I can solve them!
[10:12] ---
I wonder how 556-san did on the exam.
[10:15] ---
Even 556 is bound to pass it
in that state, sir!
[10:20] ---
I just hope that Lavie-san's efforts
are rewarded now.
SIGN Pass
[10:25] ---
Look at this, everyone!
[10:26] ---
They told me I passed!
[10:29] ---
You did it, 556!
[10:31] ---
That is fantastic!
SIGN Congratulations on becoming a space sheriff!!
[10:34] ---
Congratulations!
[10:45] ---
Brother...
SIGN Pass
[10:48] ---
Th-This...
SIGN Certified Space Vegetable Sommelier
SIGN Certified Space Vegetable Sommelier
[10:51] ---
Certified Space Vegetable Sommelier.
[10:55] ---
Brother! Where did you take the exam?!
SIGN Rewind
[11:00] ---
Let's find out what on Earth happened.
SIGN Examination Hall
[11:01] ---
Take one more look at the examination hall.
SIGN Good Luck!
[11:06] ---
Excuse me! Will you quiet down?
[11:08] ---
I can solve them...
[11:09] ---
Even I can solve th—
SIGN Good Luck!!
[11:11] ---
Oh?
SIGN Reach your goal of becoming a vegetable sommelier!
[11:15] ---
"Reach your goal of becoming
a vegetable sommelier!"
[11:17] ---
Don't... tell me...
SIGN Congratulations on becoming a space sheriff!!
[11:20] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[11:22] ---
I'm so sorry my brother picked
the wrong examination site!
[11:26] ---
You won't always be able
to get the job you want.
[11:29] ---
But sometimes you can happen
across your dream job that way.
[11:35] ---
For everything about crimes and vegetables,
[11:37] ---
just ask me, Space Detective 556!
SIGN December
[11:41] ---
It's already December.
SIGN Station Street Shopping Center
SIGN End of Year
Big Sale!!
SIGN Thank you very much for
all your business this year
SIGN Half-price Sale
[11:45] ---
I wonder if they've started doing them
already at shopping centers near you.
[11:49] ---
These things.
[11:52] ---
Calm down, Lavie!
[11:53] ---
Don't think. Feel!
[11:56] ---
Okay...
SIGN Lottery Officially Recognized by the Shopping District
[12:12] ---
Congratulations!
SIGN Ooba
All Products 20% Off
SIGN Grand Prize (Gold): Secret ♥
[12:14] ---
Brown is fifth prize! You win a cup of ramen!
[12:16] ---
Nice going, Lavie!
[12:18] ---
B-Brother!
[12:26] ---
Wow!
[12:27] ---
Or, like, no-miss hit-rate?
[12:30] ---
Amazing, Lavie!
[12:31] ---
Your lottery luck is the real thing!
[12:34] ---
Fifth prize...
[12:36] ---
That's not lucky at all, you know.
[12:42] ---
Leave it to Lavie, Sir!
[12:48] ---
I will show you what being "lucky" means...
[12:51] ---
...with this right hand of mine,
which has been called the "Hand of God", sir!
[12:56] ---
Here we go!
SIGN Grand Prize (Gold): Secret ♥
First Prize (Silver): Plasma TV
Second Prize (Bronze):
Latest Games Console
SIGN 3,000 Yen Off Voucher
Mixed Bags of Sweets
Cyclone Vacuum Cleaner
[12:58] ---
Second prize will do, stupid frog!
[12:59] ---
The games console! Get the games console!
[13:02] ---
Sarge! Get the grand prize!
[13:05] ---
Wait...
SIGN Grand Prize (Gold)
[13:06] ---
Huh?
SIGN Secret ♥
[13:08] ---
The grand prize is a secret?
SIGN Easter Island
[13:11] ---
I thought it was a trip to Easter Island...
[13:14] ---
Uncle! Do it!
[13:21] ---
Gero!!
SIGN Grand Prize (Gold)
[13:24] ---
We have a winner!
[13:27] ---
How's that?
[13:28] ---
That's what being lucky's all about!
[13:31] ---
I knew you could do it, Uncle!
[13:33] ---
That woman!
[13:34] ---
Exploiting every opportunity!
[13:36] ---
Uncle?
[13:36] ---
So?
[13:37] ---
What's the grand prize, sir?
SIGN Grand Prize (Gold): Secret ♥
[13:40] ---
The grand prize is...
[13:43] ---
...this, gara!!
SIGN Raffle
[13:45] ---
Gero!
[13:46] ---
V-Viper!
SIGN Viper (Shopping Center Staff)
[13:48] ---
Viper parenthesis "shopping center staff"!
[13:55] ---
It's a hero show!
[13:56] ---
Look out! Get down!
[13:58] ---
Take this!
[14:01] ---
Gero!
[14:09] ---
Brother!
SIGN Grand Prize (Gold): Secret ♥
First Prize (Silver): Plasma TV
SIGN Ooba All Products 20% Off Limited-Time Sale
[14:14] ---
Gara gara gara!
[14:18] ---
B-Brother!
[14:22] ---
Gero...
[14:27] ---
W-We're...
[14:30] ---
Wh-What happened to me?!
[14:33] ---
Why did we turn into balls?
[14:36] ---
Or, like, freaky deaky?
[14:40] ---
Gero!
[14:42] ---
We've all become balls, sir!
[14:44] ---
Hey! What in blazes is this?!
[14:46] ---
I... have absolutely no idea!
[14:48] ---
Gara gara gara!
[14:51] ---
Viper!
[14:52] ---
What are you planning to do with us, sir?
[14:54] ---
You can tell that from
what you look like, gara.
[14:57] ---
I'm going to use you guys for the
Viper Shopping Center's lottery, gara!
[15:01] ---
So when we pop out,
you won't need us anymore, right?
[15:05] ---
As if, gara!
[15:06] ---
They're gonna be walking away
with you guys as bonus prizes, gara!
[15:10] ---
Bonus prizes?
SIGN Hotpot
[15:12] ---
You, the green one, you'll be hotpot!
SIGN Roasted whole
[15:14] ---
The red one will be roasted whole!
SIGN Sashimi
[15:16] ---
The black one will be sliced sashimi!
SIGN Smoked
[15:18] ---
The blue one will be smoked!
SIGN Curry
[15:20] ---
And the yellow one will be curry, of course!
[15:24] ---
All sound delicious, gara.
SIGN Hotpot
[15:27] ---
I'm not tasty at all, sir!
SIGN Roasted whole
[15:30] ---
R-Roasted whole...?!
SIGN Sashimi
[15:32] ---
Sashimi is too gory!
SIGN Smoked
[15:35] ---
Smoked...
[15:36] ---
That's a little bit plain.
SIGN Curry
[15:40] ---
Made into a curry...
couldn't imagine a better way to go.
[15:46] ---
Meanwhile, Lavie, using her special item,
the "Brother Sensor,"
SIGN Brother Sensor
[15:49] ---
was closing in on 556
and the others' whereabouts!
[15:53] ---
That must be it...
SIGN No Entry No Entry Except For Authorized Personnel
[15:58] ---
What's gonna pop out of the gara-gara-pon,
[16:00] ---
gara gara pon pon gara pon pon!
SIGN End-of-Year Viper Lottery Meet Viper Shopping Center Lottery Site This Way
[16:03] ---
Gara pon pon!
[16:06] ---
Which is the winning one, nobody knows!
[16:08] ---
Gara-gara-pon gara gara!
SIGN Viper (housewives)!
[16:12] ---
Viper parenthesis "housewives!"
[16:14] ---
Okay, okay, everyone form a line, gara!
[16:17] ---
This year, we're being generous and
throwing in Keronian cooking as bonus prizes!
[16:21] ---
Argh!
[16:22] ---
Do we just have to sit here
and wait to be raffled off?
[16:26] ---
Kululu-tan! Isn't there anything you can do?
[16:28] ---
Sowwy but no, widdle guy!
[16:30] ---
Well, then, let's begin with our first batter!
[16:36] ---
Dear me, I'm so nervous!
[16:39] ---
Waaah! I don't wanna be a hotpot!
[16:43] ---
I want to save myself,
if no one else! Poohekoki!
[16:47] ---
Hey! Tamama!
[16:49] ---
Ah. Sorry! Teehee!
[16:52] ---
Gero!
[16:53] ---
Ow!
[16:54] ---
Congratulations, gara!
SIGN First Prize
[16:57] ---
We already have a winner of the first prize!
[16:59] ---
A 500-inch flatscreen TV and the
bonus Keronian hotpot set, gara!
SIGN Catalog
[17:05] ---
Oh, my, he looks delicious!
[17:06] ---
Gero!
[17:08] ---
Oh, goooooosh!
[17:11] ---
Gero!
[17:12] ---
Who?!
[17:21] ---
Y-You... Who are you?
[17:26] ---
I... I'm Space Detective 556's
assistant, and...
[17:29] ---
...and younger sister Lavie!
[17:30] ---
Cut!!
[17:32] ---
Excuse me. We need you
to get this right, gara!
[17:35] ---
We're all waiting on you here!
[17:38] ---
I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[17:40] ---
I'm not used to—
[17:40] ---
Gotcha!
[17:43] ---
Now!
[17:44] ---
Everyone, go get her!
SIGN Oranges
[17:48] ---
Gero!
[17:50] ---
I have to do something...
[17:52] ---
Oh, right!
[17:54] ---
I'll get everyone out of the garapon
and have them fight as well, sir!
[17:57] ---
Let's get her!
[17:59] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[18:00] ---
Ah! She got me! Ah! She got me!
[18:02] ---
What?!
[18:06] ---
Lose.
[18:08] ---
You're pretty good, dear!
SIGN ° The staff greatly enjoyed
the vegetables afterwards.
[18:11] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[18:11] ---
She got me! She got me!
[18:13] ---
She got meee!
[18:16] ---
Careful, all of you, gara!
[18:18] ---
She's mastered the art of Sorry-Fu!
[18:21] ---
There's no art like that!
[18:24] ---
She got meee!
[18:24] ---
Ah, I'm sorry!
[18:25] ---
She got me!
[18:25] ---
I'm sorry!
[18:27] ---
She got meeeee!
[18:27] ---
I'm sorry!
[18:30] ---
Viper parenthesis "housewives" wiped out.
SIGN Wiped out
[18:34] ---
Umm.
[18:35] ---
Lavie-san pretty much
did it all on her own, you know.
[18:39] ---
Huh?
[18:40] ---
That's weird...
[18:42] ---
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[18:45] ---
I won't show any more mercy, gara!
[18:48] ---
Take this!
[18:50] ---
I'm sorry!
[18:58] ---
Looks like this battle is over.
[19:04] ---
Lavie!
[19:06] ---
Win me!
[19:07] ---
Brother?
[19:09] ---
Win me out of here!
[19:11] ---
556!
[19:13] ---
That's easier said than done...
[19:17] ---
...All right.
[19:19] ---
I'll give you just one chance.
[19:22] ---
If you get him out, it'll be a miracle!
[19:23] ---
Gara gara gara gara!
[19:39] ---
Lady Lavie!
[19:41] ---
With your luck, I'm sure
it'll be fine, ma'am!
[19:45] ---
Keroro-san...
[19:47] ---
Believe in yourself, ma'am!
[20:22] ---
Gero...
[20:29] ---
Brother!
[20:31] ---
It can't be!
[20:33] ---
It's time for you to pay!
[20:34] ---
556...
[20:36] ---
I get the feeling I'm about to be beaten!
[20:38] ---
Organic!
[20:40] ---
Gara!
[20:43] ---
I thought the garapon was
a good plan myseeeeelf!
[20:51] ---
Brother!
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[20:58] ---
And the next day...
[21:00] ---
Lady Lavie, please!
[21:02] ---
I want you to win me the
50-inch widescreen TV, ma'am!
[21:05] ---
I can make do with second prize!
[21:07] ---
I want to win the grand prize trip
to Easter Island!
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[21:11] ---
Lavie-san, please do the draw for me!
[21:14] ---
Please!
[21:16] ---
B-But...
[21:22] ---
How did they all turn out to be cup ramen?!
[21:24] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[21:29] ---
That got us through yesterday, too!
[21:31] ---
You should be grateful for
the strength of Lavie's luck!
[21:34] ---
Gero.
[21:36] ---
Luck that's only good
for winning cup ramen...
[21:39] ---
Looks like there are all different
kinds of lottery luck.
[21:42] ---
I hope you all win something nice, too.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu here.
[23:24] ---
As a member of the Galulu Platoon,
[23:25] ---
I recently left Pekopon and
departed for a remote planet.
[23:29] ---
Could this be my last chance
to improve my career prospects?
[23:30] ---
I mean, there are all kinds of things
holding my future back, with my age and so on...
[23:33] ---
Never mind that!
[23:34] ---
Kya! Oh, Master Fuyuki!
[23:37] ---
"Pururu: Encounters on Pekopon, Sir!"
[23:40] ---
"Alisa & Momoka:
A Battle Between Women, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:46] ---
Ge-Gero!