# E332 - Fuyuki: Butterflyman Appears, Sir? / Giroro: The Uninvited Guest, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQM3JV/fuyuki-butterflyman-appears-sir--giroro-the-uninvited-guest-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
A UMA best known in America: Mothman.
**[01:35] ---**
Though it got that name from
its winged appearance,
**[01:40] ---**
no one knows what it actually is.
**[01:47] ---**
Fuyuki: Butterflyman Appears, Sir?
**[01:53] ---**
A Mothman-like figure has been
sighted in this park recently.
**[01:59] ---**
I'm kind of... scared...
**[02:02] ---**
There haven't been any reports
that it's caused any harm,
**[02:05] ---**
so I'm thinking that it might be
some kind of friendly spirit.
**[02:09] ---**
Really?
**[02:11] ---**
I'm so glad...
***SIGN*** Rapture...
**[02:12] ---**
I feel like there's nothing to
worry about when you're by my side!
**[02:15] ---**
Awesome!
**[02:17] ---**
Great mood, great mood!
**[02:19] ---**
Exactly, ma'am!
**[02:21] ---**
You have us here, too, after all!
**[02:24] ---**
Nothing to worry about!
**[02:25] ---**
These guys, every frickin' time...
**[02:28] ---**
Exactly!
**[02:32] ---**
And then...
**[02:33] ---**
Hey!
**[02:36] ---**
Don't litter!
**[02:41] ---**
What was that voice?!
**[02:46] ---**
That's...
**[02:48] ---**
...Mothman!
**[02:49] ---**
He really does exist!
**[02:56] ---**
An empty can?
**[03:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[03:04] ---**
He fell!
**[03:13] ---**
Wh-What's with this guy?
**[03:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Getting too close to him
might be dangerous, sir!
**[03:21] ---**
This is an amazing chance
for some UMA research!
**[03:25] ---**
Y-You're right!
**[03:27] ---**
He's not really a UMA...
**[03:28] ---**
More like a weird guy in full-body tights...
**[03:31] ---**
Owowowowow...
**[03:33] ---**
Ahhh, that hurts...
**[03:34] ---**
Crap, I think I landed on my back.
**[03:36] ---**
Dear me...
**[03:38] ---**
I've been so exhausted recently.
**[03:42] ---**
My name is Butterguy!
**[03:44] ---**
I'm a spirit with the duty of
protecting the forest!
***SIGN*** Crack!
**[03:48] ---**
Might be better...
**[03:50] ---**
...to stay away from him.
**[03:52] ---**
I'm Hinata Fuyuki!
**[03:55] ---**
So Mothman really was a spirit!
**[03:57] ---**
M-Mothman?
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[03:59] ---**
I'm Fuyuki-kun's friend.
My name is Nishizawa Momoka.
***SIGN*** Eh?
**[04:04] ---**
I... see...
**[04:05] ---**
I really am honored to meet you!
**[04:11] ---**
The thing is...
**[04:13] ---**
...earlier this year, I lost the source of my power,
the butterfly mark on my chest, you see?
**[04:18] ---**
I've just been getting more
and more out of shape.
**[04:22] ---**
Gero?
**[04:22] ---**
Butterfly mark?
**[04:23] ---**
Yes.
**[04:24] ---**
It was supposed to be attached to
my chest. Looks like this, kinda...
**[04:28] ---**
Without that, I really am
in dire straits, no joke.
**[04:32] ---**
We'll look for it for you!
**[04:35] ---**
Us?
**[04:36] ---**
Really?!
**[04:37] ---**
Of course!
**[04:38] ---**
Thank you! That will be a huge help!
**[04:41] ---**
Okay?
**[04:43] ---**
Can't he do something about
that himself, if he's a spirit?
**[04:47] ---**
I don't want anything to do
with weirdos like this, sir.
**[04:51] ---**
Stare...
***SIGN*** Staaaaaaare
**[04:52] ---**
Gero...
**[04:53] ---**
Quit staring at me. It's annoying.
**[04:55] ---**
Huh?!
**[04:56] ---**
You know, you... You look a lot like
a friend I used to have.
**[05:00] ---**
Have we met somewhere before?
**[05:03] ---**
No!
**[05:04] ---**
You had a friend?
**[05:06] ---**
Yes!
**[05:07] ---**
An important friend who gave me
my name of Butterguy!
**[05:11] ---**
I made a promise with him, you know.
**[05:13] ---**
That I'd protect the forest.
**[05:15] ---**
And so that's why you were
cleaning up the empty cans!
**[05:17] ---**
Exactly!
**[05:19] ---**
Gero.
**[05:20] ---**
Kind of a suspicious tale, sir.
**[05:23] ---**
Really.
**[05:24] ---**
It is like he only just thought it up.
**[05:27] ---**
Okay, so first, let's try looking in all
the places you normally go, Butterguy!
**[05:31] ---**
Okay! Let's all do our best!
**[05:36] ---**
I come here to check for trash every day.
**[05:40] ---**
So, this doesn't give you any ideas?
**[05:45] ---**
Over there!
**[05:48] ---**
When I see bright places like that, I just
can't help being drawn to them, you know?
**[05:55] ---**
Particularly that light...
**[05:57] ---**
It's so enchanting...
**[05:58] ---**
It makes me want to jump... right into it!
**[06:01] ---**
You mustn't, Butterguy!
**[06:03] ---**
That thing's for catching bugs!
It's dangerous!
**[06:05] ---**
I know that, but my body
moves on its own, you know?
**[06:09] ---**
Sheesh. Why stop him?
**[06:12] ---**
Who knows? If he touches it,
he might remember, sir!
**[06:16] ---**
I remember something!
**[06:19] ---**
I see...
**[06:20] ---**
Mothman's a moth, so he tends
to be attracted to light!
**[06:23] ---**
It's butterfly! Butterfly!
**[06:25] ---**
I'm not a moth!
**[06:28] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[06:30] ---**
I remember falling down here once before!
**[06:33] ---**
Then you might have dropped it here!
**[06:34] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:35] ---**
But looking for it here will be hard.
**[06:39] ---**
We mustn't give up. Let's look for it!
**[06:43] ---**
I'd love to go, but...
**[06:46] ---**
I can't swim if my wings get wet...
**[06:48] ---**
Ow!
**[06:49] ---**
Owowowowow!
**[06:51] ---**
My back's suddenly hurting again...
**[06:53] ---**
Are you okay?
**[06:54] ---**
No!
**[06:55] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[06:56] ---**
I wonder if there's
anything we can do for him.
**[06:58] ---**
Gero...
**[06:59] ---**
I'm against this, sir!
**[07:02] ---**
Going into such a creepy place!
**[07:03] ---**
Stare...
***SIGN*** Staaaaare
**[07:05] ---**
Hmph! Look at me like that
all you want. It's not happening!
**[07:08] ---**
Stare...
***SIGN*** Staaaaare
**[07:11] ---**
Stare...
**[07:14] ---**
Graaaah! Get your butt out theeeeere!
**[07:24] ---**
Are you okay, Sarge?
**[07:26] ---**
Gero...
**[07:28] ---**
There was nothing out there in the end, sir.
**[07:31] ---**
Come to think of it, there was a time when
I collided right into the top of that tree!
**[07:35] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[07:37] ---**
Let's look there, then!
**[07:38] ---**
But at that height...
**[07:41] ---**
...it will be, heh, hard to search.
***SIGN*** Bad Feeling
**[07:45] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[07:45] ---**
Get your butt up there!
**[07:48] ---**
Okaaaaaaaaay!
**[07:54] ---**
Looks like it's not here either, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[07:57] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
**[08:05] ---**
Is there really a butterfly mark at all?
**[08:08] ---**
Excuse me!
**[08:09] ---**
Little guy!
**[08:10] ---**
What did you just say?!
**[08:12] ---**
Nothing.
**[08:13] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki...
***SIGN*** Wheeze Wheeze
**[08:16] ---**
I... I... did my best, right?
**[08:22] ---**
Erk.
**[08:22] ---**
Wh-What are you looking at me like that for?!
**[08:25] ---**
It really exists, I'm telling you!
My butterfly mark!
**[08:28] ---**
Look, I'll draw it for you right now.
**[08:30] ---**
Uh, looked like a butterfly...
**[08:32] ---**
Pretty, uh, pretty much like this.
**[08:35] ---**
Isn't this...
**[08:36] ---**
...the same thing that's on your forehead?
**[08:38] ---**
Huh? Forehead?
***SIGN*** Ah
**[08:43] ---**
U-Uh!
**[08:44] ---**
I totally forgot about that!
**[08:46] ---**
Yeah, I felt like my forehead
was feeling a little bare.
**[08:50] ---**
Put it on there for a change of pace.
**[08:58] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:01] ---**
You brat!
**[09:02] ---**
Exkabeep!
**[09:04] ---**
And yet it moves!
**[09:08] ---**
Are you okay?
**[09:12] ---**
I really am almost exhausted
of power right now.
**[09:14] ---**
Excuse me just a moment, okay?
**[09:17] ---**
As Butterguy posed, a certain transformation
occurred over his entire body!
**[09:20] ---**
Summon Butterfly Power
Butterfly Lightning!
***SIGN*** Chouriki (Butterfly Power)
***SIGN*** Chourai (Butterfly Lightning)
**[09:25] ---**
What's going on?
**[09:31] ---**
G-Gero?
**[09:33] ---**
Is that... the mark of the Keron Army?
**[09:39] ---**
Butterguy... Flash!
**[09:42] ---**
Th-This is an ancient
Keronian system at work, sir!
**[09:47] ---**
I see!
**[09:48] ---**
The reason Sarge and his friend
looked alike was because...
**[09:51] ---**
...they're both Keronians!
**[09:55] ---**
A long time ago, a Keronian must have come
to Pekopon on a reconnaissance mission,
**[09:59] ---**
and turned a butterfly into Butterguy, sir!
**[10:02] ---**
And Butterguy is still keeping the promise
he made with that Keronian all that time ago!
**[10:13] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:14] ---**
Because of you, I was able to revive.
**[10:16] ---**
How can I ever thank you?
**[10:18] ---**
There's no need!
**[10:19] ---**
I'm so glad you got your energy back!
**[10:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:24] ---**
I can hear the forests sobbing somewhere.
**[10:26] ---**
The forests...
**[10:27] ---**
...are sobbing?
**[10:29] ---**
Yes.
**[10:30] ---**
The distant forests are in danger.
**[10:32] ---**
Distant?
**[10:33] ---**
On a continent across a very large ocean.
**[10:37] ---**
Do you mean America?!
**[10:40] ---**
If you go, you'll probably
be really welcomed!
**[10:43] ---**
As Mothman!
**[10:45] ---**
Mothman?
**[10:46] ---**
My name is Butterguy.
**[10:48] ---**
It's the precious name
I was given by my friend.
**[10:56] ---**
Let's be sure to meet again!
**[10:57] ---**
Good luck, Butterguy!
**[10:58] ---**
Good luck!
**[11:00] ---**
Don't lose your mark again, okay?
**[11:01] ---**
Butterguy!
**[11:04] ---**
I thank you as a Keronian for
keeping your promise, sir!
**[11:04] ---**
Do your best!
**[11:10] ---**
Do your best!
**[11:12] ---**
I hope he gets on well, sir.
**[11:15] ---**
He'll be fine!
**[11:17] ---**
He's Butterguy, after all.
**[11:19] ---**
He came this far all by himself!
**[11:24] ---**
Gero.
**[11:25] ---**
Who knows... one day, you too
may encounter him in a forest somewhere.
**[11:31] ---**
If you do, say a gentle hello to the hero
who protected the forests all on his own.
**[11:43] ---**
Everyone, do you sometimes have guests
you don't want turning up?
**[11:53] ---**
Nooo, wait!
**[12:01] ---**
What's wrong?
**[12:03] ---**
Oh, do excuse me.
**[12:05] ---**
I thought it was trash.
**[12:08] ---**
Hey! You're quite rude.
**[12:12] ---**
I am Special Agent Kuromo.
**[12:15] ---**
Space Police Secret Service.
**[12:17] ---**
I am currently investigating someone
wanted by the space police.
**[12:20] ---**
I would appreciate your cooperation
with my investigation.
**[12:22] ---**
Secret Service?
**[12:24] ---**
Oh. Them. Famous for their dirty methods.
**[12:28] ---**
In accordance with the
Space Investigations Agreement,
**[12:31] ---**
special agents have a higher status than you,
**[12:34] ---**
and their investigations
take priority over military rules.
**[12:37] ---**
If you don't cooperate,
I'll have you arrested.
**[12:45] ---**
Giroro: The Uninvited Guest, Sir!
**[12:51] ---**
There is a special arrest warrant
out for Darere here.
**[12:53] ---**
He is a master of disguise...
no, of transformation...
**[12:56] ---**
and is a deserter of the
Keron Army special forces.
**[12:59] ---**
A deserter?
**[13:01] ---**
Wow.
**[13:02] ---**
That's amazing, though...
he's a Keronian, and he can transform?
**[13:06] ---**
You're ordering us to help
because you can't catch him yourself?
**[13:10] ---**
Gero?
**[13:11] ---**
He is an important witness for several cases.
**[13:15] ---**
If you don't cooperate, I can easily arrest you
under suspicion of all manner of things.
**[13:22] ---**
A-Arrest?
**[13:24] ---**
Gero!
**[13:25] ---**
O-Of course I will gladly help
with your investigation, sir!
**[13:30] ---**
Right? Red guy?
**[13:33] ---**
Grrrr!
**[13:34] ---**
What was that "Hmph" for, sir?!
**[13:36] ---**
And you there!
**[13:37] ---**
Serve some tea for Master Kuromo already!
**[13:41] ---**
I'm terribly sorry
they're so completely thoughtless.
**[13:45] ---**
A deserter... Hard to believe that
a Keronian could act like that.
**[13:48] ---**
So? What is he after?
**[13:52] ---**
He is looking for a replacement
for his crash-landed spaceship.
**[13:56] ---**
That is why I am going around asking *idiots* who
look like they could have been deceived by him.
***SIGN*** STOP
**[14:06] ---**
What a nasty guy.
**[14:08] ---**
Absolutely, ma'am!
**[14:10] ---**
You have to take a firm stance
against insufferable men like him!
**[14:14] ---**
They'll take advantage of you, ma'am!
**[14:16] ---**
Excuse me, who's talking?
**[14:18] ---**
Hm?! Who's talking?
**[14:22] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[14:24] ---**
My apologies.
**[14:25] ---**
It seems I accidentally left some
important documents in your house.
**[14:28] ---**
Excuse me!
**[14:30] ---**
Don't think you're coming into
our house after stepping on that.
**[14:33] ---**
I'll get it for you. Just wait there.
**[14:37] ---**
That's...
**[14:39] ---**
That's just...
**[14:40] ---**
She just...
**[14:42] ---**
She...
**[14:42] ---**
This footprint is different from
the one you left on the laundry.
**[14:47] ---**
When did you change your shoes?
**[14:57] ---**
Y-You're...!
**[14:58] ---**
...the one wanted by the space police?
**[15:00] ---**
I never expected my disguise
to be seen through so easily.
**[15:03] ---**
So you are Darere.
**[15:05] ---**
You'd better not underestimate
an active soldier, deserter.
**[15:08] ---**
Underestimate you?
**[15:10] ---**
I view you as a talented soldier,
Corporal Giroro.
**[15:14] ---**
We don't want you loitering around here.
Turn yourself in immediately.
**[15:18] ---**
Dear me. This is why I don't like soldiers.
**[15:22] ---**
I wanted to borrow one of your spaceships.
**[15:24] ---**
Looks like that's not happening.
**[15:26] ---**
How dare you!?
**[15:30] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Mad
**[15:31] ---**
Aiming a gun at your superior!
What's the meaning of this, sir?
**[15:34] ---**
That's enough!
**[15:36] ---**
There was nothing there!
**[15:39] ---**
Wait, what are you doing?
**[15:41] ---**
Oh, I just called you a red-monkey harpy,
and then Giroro got mad at me, ma'am.
**[15:49] ---**
What did you say?
**[15:53] ---**
Darn you!
**[15:54] ---**
Get away from Natsumi!
**[15:56] ---**
Sis! That isn't—
**[15:58] ---**
Get away from her?
**[16:00] ---**
The red monkey is the one
who's grabbing *me*, sir.
***SIGN*** Mad
**[16:05] ---**
Turn into a star!
**[16:07] ---**
We'll meet again!
**[16:12] ---**
Hey, wait a sec, Giroro!
Leave that guy to reap what he sows!
**[16:21] ---**
He's more troublesome than I thought.
**[16:23] ---**
I can't let him go unchecked.
**[16:27] ---**
Giroro-kun.
**[16:29] ---**
Would you like to talk over some tea?
**[16:32] ---**
As fellow Keronians.
**[16:38] ---**
Let me guess. You miss the army and
want to talk about being let back in?
**[16:42] ---**
Are you offering to make me a subordinate?
**[16:45] ---**
Maybe I can get three meals a day and a nap.
**[16:49] ---**
The direction of that voice is...
a trap, I bet.
**[16:52] ---**
Which means...
**[16:59] ---**
That seems like the right place to aim for.
**[17:12] ---**
It's Corporal Giroro I'm dealing with.
I doubt that would be the end of him.
**[17:15] ---**
Exactly.
**[17:21] ---**
That tower was too perfect a place.
**[17:24] ---**
If you were going to lay a trap,
it had to be there.
**[17:28] ---**
Not bad.
**[17:30] ---**
Front-line soldiers are
nothing like some random agent.
**[18:04] ---**
Darn it!
**[18:05] ---**
Beam-scattering particles!
**[18:14] ---**
I see!
**[18:17] ---**
No wonder you've got that idiot of an agent
dancing in the palm of your hand.
**[18:24] ---**
Why do you have someone like that after you?
**[18:28] ---**
I couldn't stand being used for their
dirty plans in the name of an "agreement"!
**[18:53] ---**
For this...
**[18:55] ---**
Just for this!
**[19:03] ---**
Well done, Keronian soldier.
**[19:05] ---**
I thank you for your cooperation.
**[19:09] ---**
What's wrong?
**[19:10] ---**
What are you waiting for?
**[19:12] ---**
Hand it over!
**[19:14] ---**
A soldier carries out his duties
without question!
**[19:18] ---**
I am no longer part of the army!
**[19:20] ---**
You're naive.
**[19:21] ---**
You ran away, that's all!
**[19:23] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[19:25] ---**
You, too, are naive as a soldier.
**[19:27] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[19:34] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:35] ---**
Natsu...mi...
**[19:43] ---**
What is this place?
**[19:45] ---**
You fell for an alien on the planet
you're meant to invade.
**[19:50] ---**
What's wrong?
**[19:51] ---**
There's hesitation in your aim!
**[19:53] ---**
Dirty tricks!
**[19:55] ---**
You're no different from the
Secret Service guys!
**[19:58] ---**
What?
**[20:16] ---**
You're capable enough
that you could have dodged that.
**[20:20] ---**
Why didn't you?
**[20:39] ---**
Darere?
**[20:42] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[20:45] ---**
For sullying your heart...
**[20:48] ---**
Say no more.
**[20:50] ---**
What happened to him?
**[20:52] ---**
What happened to the girl?
**[20:53] ---**
She was...
**[20:56] ---**
...taken hostage.
She was never meant to be involved.
**[21:00] ---**
And? Where did he go?
**[21:03] ---**
To Alien Town.
**[21:04] ---**
You can catch him if you hurry.
**[21:06] ---**
Imbecile! Incompetent soldier!
**[21:08] ---**
Disobeying orders is a
serious crime, you know!
**[21:24] ---**
Good grief.
**[21:26] ---**
What a pain in the butt that guy was.
**[21:39] ---**
If you come again,
**[21:41] ---**
come on your own next time.
**[21:43] ---**
Guests you never wanted.
**[21:45] ---**
But he didn't seem to think
this one was all that bad.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** Sway Sway Sway
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[23:24] ---**
A space fortune-teller told me my
name's stroke-count was unlucky,
**[23:27] ---**
and if I fixed it, I'd have triple the luck!
***SIGN*** Shiver Shiver Shiver Shiver
**[23:30] ---**
But... I mean... stroke-count...
**[23:33] ---**
Never mind that!
***SIGN*** What?
**[23:35] ---**
Do any of you have a... "lucky hair"?
**[23:38] ---**
"Momoka: The Feelings of a Starry Sky, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Lucky Hair-chan, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!