# E328 - Momoka: Be Frickin' Normal, Sir! / Paul's Day Off, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8P29/momoka-be-frickin-normal-sir--pauls-day-off-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
The "normal" everyday life
that everyone leads.
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
**[01:35] ---**
Ah, look, even Natsumi-chan.
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
Florist
**[01:38] ---**
Eggs, consommé...
**[01:40] ---**
Yep, got everything.
**[01:44] ---**
Momoka-chan!
**[01:46] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[01:47] ---**
Hey, if you've got some free time,
want to go for some tea or something?
**[01:51] ---**
Yes, with pleasure!
**[01:52] ---**
Certainly.
**[01:57] ---**
That's our signal!
**[01:58] ---**
That's our signal!
**[02:00] ---**
Initiate Operation "T"!
**[02:01] ---**
Initiate Operation "T"!
**[02:03] ---**
This is not a drill.
**[02:05] ---**
Repeat.
**[02:05] ---**
This is not a drill!
**[02:30] ---**
Momoka: Be Frickin' Normal, Sir!
**[02:39] ---**
I wonder... if I... did something wrong...
**[02:43] ---**
Uhh, to rewind things a little bit...
**[02:48] ---**
Thank you!
**[02:50] ---**
Welcome, Hinata Natsumi-sama!
**[02:56] ---**
Umm, Momoka-chan...
**[02:58] ---**
Yes?
**[02:59] ---**
Could I... maybe... go home?
**[03:03] ---**
I may have offended Natsumi-san...
**[03:07] ---**
Ugh.
**[03:08] ---**
Cheer up already!
**[03:09] ---**
Sure, you may have gone a bit overboard.
**[03:12] ---**
Tell me... what is "normal"?
**[03:16] ---**
You know, I was just thinking, we could
have tea more... like normal people...
**[03:21] ---**
Uhh. Normal.
**[03:24] ---**
Normal is like, uh... you know.
**[03:26] ---**
Uhh.
**[03:28] ---**
Like Normans...
**[03:29] ---**
That's a civilization.
**[03:30] ---**
Ah, c'mon, darn it...
**[03:33] ---**
Milady...
**[03:34] ---**
What happened?
**[03:36] ---**
You see...
**[03:38] ---**
Oh!
**[03:39] ---**
Is that all?
**[03:42] ---**
Gerori.
**[03:43] ---**
So you say you come to me wanting
to know what "normal" is!
**[03:47] ---**
Behold!
**[03:48] ---**
The super-normal invader!
**[03:50] ---**
G-Gero...
**[03:51] ---**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[03:53] ---**
If I can find out what "normal" is like,
**[03:56] ---**
I'm sure Natsumi-san's mood will—
**[03:58] ---**
We will now simulate normal Pekoponian families,
chosen after rigorous investigation, ma'am!
**[04:06] ---**
Through the simulation, you can
experience what "normal" is, ma'am!
**[04:10] ---**
Do your best, Momocchi!
**[04:12] ---**
Okay, Lady Mois!
**[04:13] ---**
Yes!
**[04:14] ---**
Or, like, fully prepared?
**[04:17] ---**
Start simulation, ma'am!
**[04:19] ---**
Or, like, on-site training?
**[04:43] ---**
First you will sample the stereotypical
Japanese family lifestyle, ma'am.
**[04:49] ---**
Hey, Burio!
**[04:51] ---**
You stop this instant!
**[04:53] ---**
Stop!
**[04:53] ---**
Hey!
**[04:56] ---**
Will you cut it out?
**[04:58] ---**
Come on! Your food is ready!
**[04:59] ---**
Meow.
**[05:02] ---**
Thank you for the food.
**[05:03] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[05:05] ---**
Your mom is so good at cooking!
**[05:08] ---**
Oh, Fuguo-san.
**[05:10] ---**
Dear! Aren't you forgetting about me?
**[05:12] ---**
You only taste-tested!
**[05:15] ---**
In normal houses...
**[05:16] ---**
...everyone eats food together.
**[05:28] ---**
Momoka, you can have this!
**[05:30] ---**
Excuse me, Burio, you're just trying
to avoid eating it yourself!
**[05:34] ---**
Big Brother Burio is up to no good again!
**[05:36] ---**
That's so mean, Bora-chan!
Can't you be on my side?
**[05:40] ---**
Keroro-san... I've... seen enough.
**[05:47] ---**
Umm, Lady Momoka?
**[05:50] ---**
I think I've... got the idea of that one now.
**[05:53] ---**
Let's move on to the next one, please.
**[05:55] ---**
Gero...?
**[05:56] ---**
Well, okay, moving on, then, ma'am!
**[05:58] ---**
Yes!
**[06:03] ---**
Momoka!
**[06:05] ---**
Help me carry the plates in.
**[06:08] ---**
Okay!
**[06:13] ---**
Ah, this time is my mom,
just so you know, ma'am.
**[06:18] ---**
All right, everyone, time to eat!
**[06:20] ---**
What? Isn't there anything else
to go with it?
**[06:23] ---**
No complaining, now!
**[06:24] ---**
Look, your father's eating it!
**[06:31] ---**
Normal families...
**[06:33] ---**
...only have chikuwa with their rice?
**[06:41] ---**
Ah!
**[06:43] ---**
You brought that to the table again?
**[06:45] ---**
Who cares? Let me have it!
**[06:47] ---**
No houses have only chikuwa.
**[06:49] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[06:51] ---**
Others do things their
way, we do things our way!
**[06:53] ---**
You ha—
**[06:53] ---**
HOT!
**[06:54] ---**
Father?
**[06:55] ---**
Hothothothothot!
**[06:57] ---**
Uh... Is this what adults
are normally like?
**[06:58] ---**
Hothothothothot!
**[07:01] ---**
Normal homes are... actually kind of...
**[07:04] ---**
Keroro-san, that's enough.
**[07:09] ---**
Okay, let's get right on
to the next one, ma'am!
**[07:21] ---**
This time, I tried lowering
the ages a bit, ma'am.
**[07:25] ---**
Or, like, preschool age-group?
**[07:29] ---**
I'm home!
**[07:30] ---**
Momoka, have you been a good girl?
**[07:33] ---**
Hello, Kuro...
**[07:35] ---**
Woof, wooof.
**[07:37] ---**
Hey! I'm back!
**[07:40] ---**
Oh, honey! You're back early.
**[07:43] ---**
Can't afford to miss the game today!
**[07:47] ---**
Hello, Momoka.
**[07:51] ---**
So Kyogoku is in the semis...
**[07:53] ---**
Well, now I'm gonna have
to catch tomorrow's, too...
**[07:54] ---**
In normal houses, everyone's...
**[07:57] ---**
Momoka!
**[07:59] ---**
You ate all the snacks I kept
hidden away, didn't you?
**[08:07] ---**
Ah... Mom... Mommy...
**[08:09] ---**
It wasn't... me...
**[08:12] ---**
Who else was it, then, hmm?
**[08:15] ---**
You're not getting away with it this time!
**[08:17] ---**
Huh?! I... I...
**[08:19] ---**
Lady Momoka!
**[08:20] ---**
This is where you unleash your
classic performance, ma'am!
**[08:22] ---**
C-Classic performance?
**[08:24] ---**
Stick out your butt and go like this!
**[08:26] ---**
You know! Butt-only alien!
**[08:28] ---**
I can't do that!
**[08:29] ---**
Momoka!
**[08:32] ---**
Momoka...
**[08:39] ---**
Lady Momoka!
**[08:40] ---**
Go on! Go on!
**[08:41] ---**
Momocchi, do it do it!
**[08:42] ---**
Just do it! Just do it!
**[08:44] ---**
Butt-only...
***SIGN*** Buruma
**[08:45] ---**
Pack it in, you frickin' idiots!!
**[08:49] ---**
Gero...
**[08:52] ---**
You were so close to getting
the hang of "normal", ma'am...
**[08:56] ---**
Okay, well, next, we'll try a
Not-Cat type robot and—
**[08:59] ---**
Keroro-san.
**[09:00] ---**
Gero.
**[09:01] ---**
I don't need any more.
**[09:03] ---**
I understand. What "normal" is.
**[09:08] ---**
Paul, where are my mother and father?
**[09:10] ---**
Well,
**[09:11] ---**
madam has gone to the dojo upon hearing
that a challenger appeared for her.
***SIGN*** Pending
**[09:15] ---**
Baio-sama is in his office,
handing out orders across the globe.
**[09:29] ---**
I see.
**[09:38] ---**
That's our signal!
**[09:39] ---**
Initiate Operation "M"! Initiate Operation "M"!
**[09:43] ---**
This is not a drill.
**[09:44] ---**
Repeat!
**[09:45] ---**
This is not a drill!
***SIGN*** Spirit Technique
***SIGN*** Pending
***SIGN*** Pending
***SIGN*** Pending
**[10:03] ---**
Momoka!
**[10:05] ---**
Momoka.
**[10:06] ---**
Momoka!
**[10:18] ---**
There is no "normal."
**[10:21] ---**
No... everything is normal... and also not.
**[10:25] ---**
I have my own normal,
**[10:28] ---**
and there are as many normals
as there are people.
**[10:32] ---**
So, respecting what is "normal" for someone else
is an important part of holding them dear...
**[10:38] ---**
Thank you very much, Keroro-san!
**[10:41] ---**
Gero...
**[10:43] ---**
Well, if you figured it out,
all is good, ma'am!
**[10:46] ---**
So... uh... if you could...
express your gratitude...
**[10:49] ---**
Oh, of course!
**[10:53] ---**
And a few days later.
**[10:56] ---**
Tea? Now?
**[10:58] ---**
Uhh... wh-where, might I ask?
**[11:00] ---**
A new café that just opened!
**[11:02] ---**
They're doing an offer
with some cake right now!
**[11:07] ---**
I'm so there!
**[11:09] ---**
Hey, do you want Fuyuki to come, too?
**[11:11] ---**
Oh, no.
**[11:11] ---**
It'll be a girls' secret.
**[11:16] ---**
Sis! I heard Nishizawa-san's voice...
**[11:18] ---**
Huh?
**[11:20] ---**
Sis?
**[11:22] ---**
And... as for Sergeant Keroro...
**[11:25] ---**
I respected your "normal," Keroro-san!
***SIGN*** To Keroro-san Momoka
**[11:29] ---**
Yes...
**[11:30] ---**
This... certainly is a new product
that was on my mind, but...
**[11:33] ---**
And I am thankful for it, but...
**[11:34] ---**
But...
**[11:36] ---**
But...!
***SIGN*** Year's Worth of Detergent
**[11:37] ---**
Year's worth of detergent.
**[11:41] ---**
Today's snackie is going to be...
**[11:43] ---**
*And IIIIIIIIII...*
**[11:47] ---**
Are you really going to leave?
**[11:50] ---**
There must be some other way...
**[11:52] ---**
Milady Momoka...
**[11:54] ---**
I have put a lot of thought into this.
**[11:58] ---**
Please, forgive me my selfishness.
**[12:02] ---**
Paul...
**[12:03] ---**
Please...
**[12:05] ---**
...take good care of yourself!
**[12:07] ---**
Milady...
**[12:09] ---**
Goodbye.
**[12:21] ---**
Paul's Day Off, Sir!
**[12:29] ---**
Even if Momocchi is okay with it,
I cannot let it go!
**[12:34] ---**
Can't be... Someone in possession
of that much loyalty couldn't...
**[12:38] ---**
What is he going to do now, I wonder?
**[12:40] ---**
Or, like, career hunting?
**[12:45] ---**
Men...
**[12:46] ---**
This is a lucky chance that comes
but once every hundred years, sir.
**[12:50] ---**
What?
**[12:50] ---**
Just think about it.
**[12:52] ---**
Now that that Master Paul has distanced
himself from the Nishizawa house,
**[12:55] ---**
it is the perfect chance to
draw him into joining our side!
**[12:58] ---**
And then no one will stand in the
way of the Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Paul Moriyama and the
**[13:03] ---**
We must all immediately move out to
scout Master Paul for our platoon, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
**[13:08] ---**
H-Hey... Isn't this image somewhat...
**[13:11] ---**
Or, like, group-like noises?
**[13:21] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[13:23] ---**
Ah, Mr. Sergeant, he is this way!
**[13:27] ---**
He went inside there.
**[13:29] ---**
Seriously though... that is one
suspicious-looking building, sir.
**[13:34] ---**
Hey! He just came out!
**[13:37] ---**
Then, as we agreed.
**[13:39] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[13:42] ---**
I hope we're clear. Under no circumstances—
**[13:44] ---**
I know.
**[13:46] ---**
I've gotta keep it secret from
the Nishizawa Group, right?
**[13:51] ---**
Did you... hear that, sir?
**[13:53] ---**
Yes...
**[13:54] ---**
He... can't be...
**[13:57] ---**
Hey!
**[13:58] ---**
There're bigger concerns here
than scouting him.
**[14:01] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:03] ---**
Track him and don't lose him, please, ma'am!
**[14:06] ---**
Roger!
**[14:08] ---**
Or, like, covert actions?
**[14:10] ---**
You all sure about this?
**[14:11] ---**
Is he the kind of man that'd just
join up with us at the drop of a hat?
**[14:17] ---**
Whoopsie!
**[14:23] ---**
That was a close one.
**[14:25] ---**
Gotta be even more careful around
that guy than most Pekoponians.
**[14:40] ---**
Gero?
**[14:40] ---**
What is he doing in a place like this?
**[14:43] ---**
Hey! Someone's coming!
**[14:59] ---**
Gero...
**[14:59] ---**
What?
**[15:03] ---**
You have it?
**[15:04] ---**
Right here.
**[15:05] ---**
Almost never see stuff of this quality.
**[15:08] ---**
It's gonna be a big one.
**[15:09] ---**
How much explosive?
**[15:10] ---**
Bit more than usual, just as you asked.
**[15:14] ---**
Mm.
**[15:17] ---**
Wonderful.
**[15:19] ---**
You'll get your payment by the normal method.
**[15:28] ---**
Wh-What do we do... What do we do...
**[15:30] ---**
This is bad... They are definitely
doing something bad...
**[15:34] ---**
Hey!
**[15:35] ---**
Let's just forget it.
Forget we ever heard.
**[15:39] ---**
When did he...?
**[15:40] ---**
Where is he going?!
**[15:42] ---**
We've got no choice...
**[15:43] ---**
We'll dig right down
to the bottom of this, sir!
**[15:52] ---**
Wh-Why is this happening?!
**[15:54] ---**
Sshhh!
**[15:54] ---**
We'll be noticed, sir!
**[15:57] ---**
Gero!
**[16:01] ---**
Can't...
**[16:02] ---**
No good!
**[16:04] ---**
Nooooo!
**[16:09] ---**
What in the world is Master Paul doing?
**[16:11] ---**
Here.
**[16:12] ---**
Gero?
**[16:16] ---**
Maybe...
**[16:20] ---**
...at the very bottom of the sea there,
**[16:22] ---**
hidden away from the eyes
of the Nishizawa family,
**[16:24] ---**
is... all the treasure
he's amassed so far?
**[16:31] ---**
Change of... plan, sir.
**[16:35] ---**
We'll tell Lady Momoka everything, sir.
**[16:39] ---**
Ow!
**[16:40] ---**
Master Paul must be... planning to use
all the fortune he's built up so far
**[16:44] ---**
to lead a second life, sir.
**[16:47] ---**
And... it's impossible for
any of us to stop him, sir.
**[16:51] ---**
Oh, no...
**[16:52] ---**
Even if that is Lady Momoka.
**[16:55] ---**
And!
**[16:56] ---**
Sneaking into that gap
in her heart will be...
**[16:59] ---**
...the new Super Butler!
**[17:01] ---**
Slotting snugly in as his successor,
**[17:04] ---**
I'll make my way into the
Nishizawa family, sir!
**[17:07] ---**
And then, with a little bit of luck,
I'll rake in just as much dough.
**[17:13] ---**
Crap! He spotted us.
**[17:15] ---**
Wha?! Wha?! For real?!
**[17:16] ---**
Emergency maneuvers.
**[17:24] ---**
N-No way...
**[17:29] ---**
Heeeelp meeeeeee!
**[17:38] ---**
Thought I was... gonna die...
**[17:42] ---**
Or, like, narrow escape?
**[17:44] ---**
Huh?
**[17:45] ---**
This is the garden in Momocchi's house!
**[17:48] ---**
Gero!
**[17:49] ---**
Oyoyo.
**[17:50] ---**
Kululu-chan, well done, sir!
**[17:51] ---**
My whole body is... cold, or...
**[17:52] ---**
This is perfect, sir!
**[17:54] ---**
Now we'll just search
for Lady Momoka, and...!
**[17:55] ---**
...hot, or... itchy, or...
**[18:02] ---**
It can't...
**[18:04] ---**
It can't be...
**[18:10] ---**
Monsterrrrrr!
**[18:24] ---**
Run for it!
**[18:30] ---**
Heeeelp meeeeeee!
**[18:40] ---**
I-It's a dead end, sir...
**[18:49] ---**
I... never heard anything, sir...
**[18:53] ---**
I never tried to supplant you, sir...
**[18:56] ---**
I never was thinking such
a thing at all, sir...
**[18:59] ---**
Huh?
**[19:00] ---**
Gerooo!
**[19:03] ---**
**[19:09] ---**
Huh? Sarge?
**[19:11] ---**
What are you all doing?
**[19:14] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[19:16] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[19:17] ---**
Lady Momoka!
**[19:18] ---**
D-Don't panic when you hear this, ma'am.
**[19:21] ---**
Master Paul has...
**[19:22] ---**
Master Paul has...!
**[19:24] ---**
Yes?
**[19:27] ---**
N-Nooooooooooooooo!!
**[19:30] ---**
Here you are.
**[19:33] ---**
I am terribly sorry that it is so delayed.
**[19:37] ---**
It is the invitation for the Keroro Platoon.
**[19:40] ---**
Invi...tation?
**[19:42] ---**
Today is Nishizawa-san's parents'
anniversary party.
**[19:48] ---**
You guys went missing, so Paul-san
was out searching for you, you know?
**[19:52] ---**
But... Master Paul was...
**[19:54] ---**
Yes. It's a secret party, so he was
making the preparations in secret.
**[19:59] ---**
Yes.
**[20:00] ---**
I ordered a custom cake from a first-class pâtissier
in such a manner that no one would find out.
***SIGN*** ° Delicious
***SIGN*** Design: Paul Moriyama
***SIGN*** The Master
The Madam
***SIGN*** Stand
Milady
**[20:07] ---**
As well as acquiring some indispensable
sundry items necessary for the celebration.
**[20:11] ---**
Foreign-made is indeed best in this instance.
**[20:13] ---**
I must say, doing things in such a manner that
they are kept completely secret is exhilarating!
**[20:18] ---**
Honestly, thank you so much!
**[20:21] ---**
Then... why did you go underwater?
**[20:24] ---**
Underwater?
**[20:25] ---**
Uhhh, I... uh...
**[20:28] ---**
As it was the first opponent that the Master
and Madam joined forces to defeat in the past,
**[20:33] ---**
I thought it appropriate that the
main dish should be a kraken.
**[20:38] ---**
A commemorative... kraken?
**[20:42] ---**
Ah! Mother! Father!
**[20:45] ---**
Please, feel free to join her.
**[20:51] ---**
Oh, now this is...
**[20:52] ---**
This is very nice of them!
**[20:55] ---**
Don't you think, Ouka?
**[20:57] ---**
We're a happy couple.
**[21:00] ---**
Congratulations!
**[21:01] ---**
Congrats! Congrats!
**[21:04] ---**
Happy anniversary!
**[21:11] ---**
Madam...
**[21:13] ---**
Master...
**[21:14] ---**
Milady...
**[21:15] ---**
The happiness of your family is my happiness.
**[21:19] ---**
Well!
**[21:20] ---**
All's well that ends well,
don't you think, sir?
**[21:23] ---**
Master Keroro.
**[21:24] ---**
Yes?
**[21:25] ---**
Master Keroro, please,
feel free to celebrate with a cracker.
**[21:28] ---**
O-Okay...
**[21:31] ---**
Grenades.
**[21:33] ---**
Go on, go on. Make it a big one.
**[21:36] ---**
Master Paul, I... did you...
overhear something I said?
**[21:39] ---**
Hmm? Whatever could you mean?
**[21:41] ---**
Come on! Go ahead, go ahead.
**[21:44] ---**
Go ahead.
**[21:47] ---**
Have a blast!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
Summer has to be about the beach!
**[23:25] ---**
So, uh... why are Pekopon's seas so salty?
**[23:28] ---**
It's a mystery to me how they don't turn like
lightly-pickled cucumbers while they're swimming, sir!
**[23:32] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:34] ---**
When you get older, you start
to get longer... nose hair.
**[23:37] ---**
"Fuyuki: It's Bothering Me, Sir!"
**[23:40] ---**
"Natsumi: Beautiful, Wonderful,
and Wide is the Sea, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!