# E323 - Keroro: Enter the Space Home Alone Boss, Sir! / Natsumi's Combat Cameraman Training, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGED19/keroro-enter-the-space-home-alone-boss-sir--natsumis-combat-cameraman-training-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:32] ---**
When you're living with your family,
**[01:34] ---**
there are times when you just
want to be alone, right?
**[01:38] ---**
Is it really gonna be okay?
**[01:40] ---**
Sis, do you really have
so little trust in Sarge?
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[01:46] ---**
Yeah. I really do.
**[01:48] ---**
Sarge is always home alone
when we're at school,
**[01:52] ---**
so why not have a little faith in him?
**[01:53] ---**
We're talking about an entire day here.
**[01:56] ---**
And we're staying overnight at a hotel,
**[01:58] ---**
so there's no telling what he'll
get up to in the meantime.
**[02:02] ---**
You're a worrywart, Sis.
**[02:04] ---**
Just go on and have a good time.
**[02:06] ---**
But...
**[02:07] ---**
Natsumi, let's trust Kero-chan.
**[02:10] ---**
Come on.
**[02:12] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:13] ---**
Kero-chan, I'm counting on you.
**[02:16] ---**
Leave it to me, Lady Mom!
**[02:21] ---**
I just can't help feeling anxious.
**[02:23] ---**
Either way, we can't take Sarge with us.
**[02:26] ---**
That's right.
**[02:27] ---**
Now we're keeping the cab driver waiting.
**[02:40] ---**
Kero...
**[02:43] ---**
No sign of them!
**[02:47] ---**
No sound of them!
**[02:49] ---**
All right. Now I'm...
**[02:55] ---**
Keroro: Enter the Space Home Alone Boss, sir!
**[03:02] ---**
...free!
**[03:06] ---**
Here, too!
**[03:10] ---**
Here, too!
**[03:12] ---**
Spin, spin...
**[03:14] ---**
Even here!
**[03:17] ---**
Warm...
**[03:18] ---**
I just got a chill...
**[03:20] ---**
Right now, I'm alone at the Hinata house.
**[03:23] ---**
In other words, I'm the
master of the Hinata house!
***SIGN*** Master
**[03:27] ---**
Put another way,
**[03:29] ---**
I'm the master of the world!
***SIGN*** The World?
**[03:31] ---**
The world has really shrunk, then.
***SIGN*** Freeloader
**[03:34] ---**
From freeloader to master
in one moment of turnover!
***SIGN*** Master
**[03:38] ---**
If this were a book, it'd definitely sell!
***SIGN*** Best-seller
***SIGN*** Drama Adaptation
***SIGN*** Movie Adaptation
***SIGN*** Rich
**[03:44] ---**
And since I've had this good fortune,
**[03:46] ---**
I'll see to it that no one disturbs me!
**[03:52] ---**
What?
**[03:53] ---**
You want me to escort Natsumi?
**[03:56] ---**
Because on a savage planet like Pekopon,
**[03:58] ---**
you never know what can happen and when.
**[04:03] ---**
I'm reluctant to do this...
**[04:07] ---**
...but I don't have a choice!
**[04:08] ---**
I'm counting on you!
**[04:11] ---**
All right, Private Tamama is next...
**[04:12] ---**
Love!
**[04:14] ---**
That guy would only visit
at a time like this.
**[04:18] ---**
But first...
**[04:22] ---**
Hello? Private Tamama?
**[04:25] ---**
Yes!
**[04:25] ---**
Gero!
**[04:28] ---**
I was right...
**[04:29] ---**
Good timing! You called me
**[04:30] ---**
just as I was coming over to hang out!
**[04:33] ---**
No!
**[04:34] ---**
It was bad timing!
**[04:35] ---**
Tama?
**[04:36] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[04:38] ---**
The fact of the matter is, I called you...
**[04:40] ---**
...because right now,
**[04:42] ---**
the Hinata house is contaminated
by a level 7 something-or-other!
**[04:45] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Level 7
**[04:46] ---**
A l-level 7 something-or-other?!
***SIGN*** Something-or-other
**[04:50] ---**
Goodness gracious!
**[04:51] ---**
Master Fuyuki and the others
have already evacuated.
**[04:54] ---**
You need to escape, too, Private Tamama!
**[04:56] ---**
What about you, Mr. Sergeant?
**[04:58] ---**
You don't have to worry about me!
**[05:00] ---**
Now go on with you!
**[05:02] ---**
R-R-Roger!
**[05:08] ---**
Level 7... A magnificent plot,
if I do say so myself.
**[05:12] ---**
And lastly, the pain in the butt...
**[05:16] ---**
Help you with the house-sitting?
**[05:19] ---**
That's right. I really want your help...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[05:23] ---**
Forget it!
**[05:27] ---**
It went off without a hitch. And now...
***SIGN*** ...no one is around to disturb me.
**[05:34] ---**
Engines at full power!
**[05:35] ---**
I'm gonna do it!
**[05:36] ---**
I'm really gonna do it!
**[05:38] ---**
Clean the rooms!
**[05:40] ---**
Clean the bathtub!
**[05:42] ---**
Wash the dishes!
**[05:44] ---**
Do the laundry!
***SIGN*** Chores Completed
**[05:50] ---**
Chores completed!
**[05:52] ---**
Gero gero!
**[05:53] ---**
Did you see that, Lady Natsumi?
**[05:55] ---**
This is my true ability.
**[05:58] ---**
I'm always on the verge on doing that...
**[06:03] ---**
Do it!
**[06:04] ---**
Would you just do it?!
**[06:05] ---**
Right now!
**[06:08] ---**
I can never muster any enthusiasm
when she's like that.
***SIGN*** To stupid frog! Be sure to wash the dishes after you eat. There's starfruit and soup, too. - Natsumi
**[06:12] ---**
Th-This is...
**[06:13] ---**
To stupid frog!
**[06:14] ---**
Be sure to wash the dishes after you eat.
**[06:16] ---**
There's starfruit and soup, too.
Natsumi.
**[06:21] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[06:25] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[06:26] ---**
She can't get mad at me if
I eat the starfruit first!
**[06:29] ---**
Freedom is awesome!
**[06:31] ---**
The incredible, free alien.
**[06:38] ---**
I wonder what the stupid frog is doing now.
**[06:41] ---**
Are you actually worried
about him in a different way?
**[06:45] ---**
What are you trying to say?
**[06:47] ---**
It's okay.
**[06:49] ---**
Don't you think it's a nice thing?
**[06:51] ---**
To have someone who's
willing to watch the house?
**[06:53] ---**
I... I guess...
**[06:58] ---**
Meanwhile...
**[07:01] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[07:02] ---**
Perfect joint removal.
**[07:05] ---**
It's as if they made it as
one part, just like this!
**[07:08] ---**
I want to show someone this miracle!
**[07:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
**[07:14] ---**
This is totally cool!
**[07:16] ---**
I don't get it this perfect every day!
**[07:20] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[07:22] ---**
That's right...
**[07:25] ---**
I forgot he was out.
**[07:28] ---**
I'm hungry, come to think of it.
**[07:31] ---**
I think I'll have dinner.
**[07:37] ---**
And from now on, he's *really* home alone.
**[07:43] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[07:49] ---**
Thank you... for the food...
**[07:55] ---**
It's good! Of course,
since you made it, Lady Natsumi!
**[08:06] ---**
It's good...
***SIGN*** Consomme
**[08:08] ---**
The soup... Ah, never mind...
**[08:11] ---**
Thank you for dinner.
**[08:15] ---**
I don't have any nose hair.
**[08:17] ---**
That's ridiculous!
**[08:19] ---**
There are people like that in Arakawa!
**[08:24] ---**
It's boring to watch by myself.
**[08:32] ---**
I see. Is it this late already?
**[08:54] ---**
I did everything I had to do...
**[08:56] ---**
Guess I'll go to bed early.
**[09:02] ---**
It's okay to sleep in Master Fuyuki's
bed once in a while, right?
**[09:07] ---**
Goodnight.
**[09:22] ---**
G...
**[09:23] ---**
Gero?!
**[09:25] ---**
Wha...?!
**[09:26] ---**
What's going on here?!
***SIGN*** And so, the next day...
**[09:38] ---**
And so, the next day...
**[09:45] ---**
This is...
**[09:46] ---**
Welcome home, Fuyuki-kun!
**[09:48] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[09:49] ---**
Tama-chan told me what was going on.
**[09:52] ---**
Apparently, the house is contaminated
with a level 7 something-or-other,
**[09:54] ---**
but our emergency
response team is handling it,
**[09:57] ---**
so there's nothing to worry about.
***SIGN*** Level 7
**[09:59] ---**
L-Level 7?
**[10:02] ---**
You can thank me!
**[10:05] ---**
Natsumi, as long as you're safe...
**[10:10] ---**
That stupid frog... What did I tell you?
**[10:16] ---**
This way, any burglars would
definitely keep their distance.
**[10:19] ---**
In a way, he did a great job house-sitting.
**[10:22] ---**
I don't know about that...
**[10:26] ---**
I discovered the probable
source of contamination!
**[10:30] ---**
Shall I dispose of it?
**[10:31] ---**
I can't run away...
**[10:33] ---**
And several days later...
**[10:36] ---**
And so,
**[10:37] ---**
something suddenly came up for us,
**[10:41] ---**
so I'd like to ask all of you to
watch the house, Lady Natsumi.
**[10:45] ---**
I'm counting on you!
**[10:49] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:51] ---**
The Hinata family peons!
**[10:52] ---**
Let them watch the house by themselves
**[10:55] ---**
and see how it feels!
**[10:58] ---**
So where to, Commander?
**[11:00] ---**
Anywhere!
**[11:04] ---**
What's the stupid frog thinking?
**[11:07] ---**
But...
**[11:09] ---**
...thanks to that, we're getting
some rare peace and quiet around here!
**[11:12] ---**
Well, true...
**[11:21] ---**
Giroro!
**[11:23] ---**
Kululu!
**[11:24] ---**
Where are you?!
**[11:27] ---**
I don't want to be alone anymore!
**[11:29] ---**
Life is wonderful...
**[11:31] ---**
That's right. When you get to be on your own,
**[11:34] ---**
you long for the warmth of family, right?
**[11:41] ---**
In this day and age,
**[11:43] ---**
anyone can easily film
funny or shocking videos.
**[11:48] ---**
*623 Radio* is putting out a call
**[11:50] ---**
for great movies that
you've filmed yourselves.
**[11:54] ---**
Movies?
**[11:55] ---**
The movies you send me will be made
accessible to everyone on the show's homepage.
**[11:59] ---**
The person who creates the best work
**[12:01] ---**
will win a poem that's just for you.
**[12:05] ---**
623-san will give me a poem
that's just for me?!
***SIGN*** A poem
***SIGN*** that's just for me
**[12:09] ---**
All right!
**[12:10] ---**
I'll make a great movie!
**[12:15] ---**
Natsumi's Combat Cameraman Training, Sir!
**[12:22] ---**
A great movie, huh?
**[12:25] ---**
I don't think I can do it with my phone.
**[12:28] ---**
But that being said,
**[12:30] ---**
I can't afford to buy
a video camera, either.
***SIGN*** Menu Zoom
**[12:34] ---**
Stupid frog...
***SIGN*** Stupid Frog
***SIGN*** Alien
***SIGN*** Somehow Impressive
***SIGN*** A Great Video Camera!
**[12:43] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[12:44] ---**
Gero!
**[12:45] ---**
I... I just finished cleaning the toilet,
if that's what you were gonna ask about.
**[12:50] ---**
Wh-What is it?
**[12:53] ---**
Do you have a video camera?
**[12:55] ---**
Of course I have one.
**[12:58] ---**
And it blows all Pekoponian
cameras out of the water.
**[13:01] ---**
So you've got an amazing one!
**[13:03] ---**
Let me borrow it.
**[13:07] ---**
You caught me off guard there.
**[13:08] ---**
H-How's that?
**[13:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi asking me... for a favor.
**[13:14] ---**
You want to borrow... something of mine.
**[13:18] ---**
O-Of course I don't mean for nothing...
**[13:22] ---**
I could take over your cleaning
duties, for example...
**[13:24] ---**
Or buy you a Gundam model...
**[13:26] ---**
Gundam model...
**[13:27] ---**
Gundam model...
**[13:30] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi buying me a Gundam model?!
**[13:33] ---**
I... I never imagined this day would come.
**[13:37] ---**
Okay, how about two Gundam models?
**[13:40] ---**
Deal! You can borrow it!
**[13:41] ---**
Really?!
**[13:43] ---**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Unequal Trade Made!
**[13:46] ---**
Unequal trade made!
**[13:49] ---**
A space video camera, C-All-I!
**[13:57] ---**
I haven't used it in a while,
**[13:59] ---**
so the batteries are dead...
**[14:01] ---**
...but try putting it on your arm.
**[14:11] ---**
It sucks the user's blood like that
to charge up.
**[14:15] ---**
Even if you're on a trip, it's easy to...
**[14:19] ---**
I can't use anything like that!
**[14:21] ---**
Forget about those Gundam models!
**[14:25] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[14:26] ---**
Don't you have another one
that I could probably use?
**[14:29] ---**
Easy for you to say...
**[14:33] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[14:35] ---**
The Kero Ball!
**[14:40] ---**
You're lending it to Sis?
**[14:43] ---**
A Kero Ball is the equivalent of a
Pekoponian all-purpose cell phone.
**[14:46] ---**
Naturally it's equipped with a
high-definition movie camera feature.
**[14:52] ---**
Well, make a masterpiece.
**[14:54] ---**
Th-Thanks.
**[14:59] ---**
Just so you know, that was lent to me.
**[15:02] ---**
Whatever you do, you can't
let a Pekoponian steal it
**[15:05] ---**
or anything like that.
**[15:08] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[15:08] ---**
I get it.
**[15:14] ---**
According to the stupid frog...
**[15:17] ---**
...I should be able to film like this...
**[15:20] ---**
...and this is the playback button?
**[15:43] ---**
Where am I?
**[15:46] ---**
Training simulation running.
**[15:50] ---**
Keron Army applied training course.
**[15:52] ---**
Combat cameraman mode A.
**[15:57] ---**
The training area will now begin.
**[16:00] ---**
Training?
**[16:07] ---**
Requirement for passing:
**[16:09] ---**
Take a superlative shot.
**[16:18] ---**
Yes... Yes!
**[16:21] ---**
Wait a second!
**[16:22] ---**
Why do I have to do training?!
**[16:31] ---**
Begin the training!
**[16:46] ---**
What's wrong, cat?
**[16:50] ---**
This isn't funny!
**[16:52] ---**
It isn't funny,
**[16:54] ---**
but I just have to take a good shot?!
**[16:56] ---**
That is correct.
**[16:58] ---**
All right!
**[16:59] ---**
I'll get a good shot!
**[17:11] ---**
How was that just now?
**[17:12] ---**
Transferring data...
**[17:14] ---**
Evaluating...
**[17:16] ---**
No good!
**[17:17] ---**
You would never get paid for that!
**[17:20] ---**
Then what should I film?!
**[17:22] ---**
You do not have time to just stand around!
**[17:24] ---**
Level 2!
**[17:32] ---**
I never should've asked the
stupid frog for a favor!
**[17:42] ---**
D-Dead end?!
**[17:45] ---**
Yes...
**[17:46] ---**
Jump!
**[17:48] ---**
Jump, I said!
**[17:50] ---**
Right!
**[18:00] ---**
Yes!
**[18:07] ---**
Are you hurt?
**[18:08] ---**
G-Giroro!
**[18:10] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[18:13] ---**
I was using the Kero Ball...
**[18:15] ---**
An operational error, huh?
**[18:17] ---**
This is a training simulation
inside the Kero Ball.
**[18:21] ---**
Inside the Kero Ball?!
**[18:25] ---**
Exactly.
**[18:26] ---**
Although it's an inferior feature
that was thrown in as a bonus...
**[18:29] ---**
The problem is that it's impossible to pass.
**[18:32] ---**
What the heck is that?!
**[18:33] ---**
Then how do we get out of here?!
**[18:35] ---**
You intentionally fail.
**[18:39] ---**
You mean purposely let it beat me?
**[18:40] ---**
That's right.
**[18:41] ---**
Then it'll make us spherical
**[18:44] ---**
and forcibly eject us.
**[18:48] ---**
Y-You've gotta be kidding me!
**[18:50] ---**
I'm an Earthling!
**[18:52] ---**
I'm not like you guys!
**[18:54] ---**
Suck it up!
**[18:55] ---**
You'll return to your
original form after a while.
**[18:58] ---**
There's no way I'm gonna do it!
**[18:59] ---**
What are you fools going on about?!
**[19:02] ---**
Level 3!
**[19:08] ---**
Gero...
**[19:13] ---**
That's...
**[19:14] ---**
Gero...
**[19:19] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[19:23] ---**
I can't do this!
**[19:25] ---**
That's why I told you!
**[19:26] ---**
Jump down from here, and you'll be out!
**[19:28] ---**
I can't do that, either!
**[19:32] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:33] ---**
Gero!
**[19:36] ---**
That's it!
**[19:37] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:39] ---**
Film me!
**[19:41] ---**
What?!
**[19:42] ---**
Shocking footage of a
monster attacking someone!
**[19:46] ---**
I can pass with this!
**[19:47] ---**
Don't be a fool!
**[19:49] ---**
Please!
**[19:50] ---**
That's the only way to escape from here!
**[19:58] ---**
I am... a soldier...
**[20:01] ---**
That's why I've never
**[20:02] ---**
been interested in understanding
**[20:04] ---**
the role of a combat cameraman.
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But now is different...
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This is... This is also...
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...a battle!
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Transmitting data...
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Evaluation complete!
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Pa-pa-pa-paaa!
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Superlative shot acknowledged.
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This is a great scoop!
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It will be plastered on the front page
of a space tabloid newspaper!
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Congratulations!
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Both of you are excellent combat cameramen!
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We did it!
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See? We passed!
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Yeah...
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I'm shocked, though...
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I didn't think that simulation was winnable.
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Let me throw in my praise, too.
**[20:57] ---**
Natsumi, you're an excellent soldier!
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No, thank you.
**[21:02] ---**
I see...
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Well, well, Lady Natsumi...
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Stupid frog...
**[21:07] ---**
You got good footage, right?
**[21:09] ---**
Then let's have the camera back...
**[21:12] ---**
What the heck was that?!
**[21:13] ---**
Thanks to you, I was put
through the wringer!
**[21:16] ---**
I know!
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Gero?
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Produce the latest video camera!
**[21:25] ---**
I should've done this from the beginning!
**[21:29] ---**
Here. Thank you.
**[21:31] ---**
Um... So about the Gundam models...
**[21:34] ---**
You can have the Kero Ball
produce them, too, right?
**[21:38] ---**
No, it doesn't do that...
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Hopefully you'll be able to make a
great movie this time, Natsumi-chan.
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Zoom...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** Laughing in Stitches
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
Do you all know what a capybara is?
**[23:26] ---**
It's a quiet animal that can
even serve as Pekoponian food.
**[23:30] ---**
It's also called an "Indian demon rat,"
**[23:32] ---**
which makes you doubt
the sense of whoever named it.
**[23:35] ---**
That aside,
**[23:36] ---**
push the button!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[23:39] ---**
"Natsumi: Do Not Push, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[23:42] ---**
"Keroro: Invader Level Check, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!