# E306 - Shugo Kero: Dokki-Doki Party, Sir! / Dororo: Here Comes Dororou, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WKM5/shugo-kero-dokki-doki-party-sir--dororo-here-comes-dororou-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:30] [SONG] ---**
Skya, skya skya skya, skya skya!
***SIGN*** People who bought this also bought: Persu Maruo Brothers 3 Love Minus
**[01:34] ---**
Oh! This one's finally out?!
**[01:36] ---**
Okay, preorder!
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
Skya, skya skya skya, skya skya!
**[01:38] ---**
Once again, Sergeant is doing
wasteful shopping online.
**[01:42] ---**
It's not wasteful!
**[01:44] ---**
I'm adding to my wonderful collection!
**[01:47] ---**
Ah, wonderful, is it?
**[01:47] [SONG] ---**
Skya, skya skya...
***SIGN*** Wonderful Collection Part 1: Plastic Models
**[01:50] ---**
Hmm...
***SIGN*** Young-Young
Shonen Boy
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
***SIGN*** Zakku Zaku
Gero Gero
***SIGN*** Wonderful Collection Part 2: Manga
**[01:52] ---**
Isn't this...
***SIGN*** Dangar
Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
Star Pukko
Toll-Toll
***SIGN*** Wonderful Collection Part 3: Anime DVDs
**[01:55] ---**
...junk?
***SIGN*** Confirm Order
***SIGN*** Order Details
Products: ¥4,500
Shipping and Handling: ¥0
**[01:57] ---**
Great, now I'll confirm!
**[01:59] ---**
Wait a minute!
**[02:00] ---**
Gero!
**[02:01] ---**
That product's cheaper at a different store!
**[02:04] ---**
Who's there?
**[02:05] ---**
Do you know anything and everything?
**[02:08] ---**
Gero!
**[02:09] ---**
What are you?
**[02:11] ---**
I'm your Guardian Spirit!
**[02:14] ---**
Guardian Spirit?
**[02:18] ---**
Shugo Kero: Dokki-Doki Party, Sir!
**[02:23] ---**
Aww, I messed up big-time!
**[02:27] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[02:28] ---**
When I looked at this morning's
circular after shopping,
**[02:31] ---**
it turns out eggs were cheaper
at the supermarket by the station!
**[02:34] ---**
I know what you mean.
**[02:35] ---**
Gero gerori...
**[02:37] ---**
Well...
**[02:38] ---**
Too bad you're terrible at shopping.
**[02:40] ---**
With limited money,
**[02:42] ---**
you have to *think* when using it.
**[02:45] ---**
Hey! I don't want to hear that from you,
when you always waste money!
**[02:49] ---**
Waste?
**[02:51] ---**
Waste?
**[02:52] ---**
Sorry, but I don't waste a
single yen in my shopping.
**[02:56] ---**
Geero gero gero gero!
**[02:57] ---**
What was that about?
**[02:59] ---**
Beats me...
**[03:01] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[03:02] ---**
Well, though I doubted it at first,
**[03:05] ---**
I was able to shop economically!
**[03:07] ---**
And it was all
**[03:08] ---**
thanks to you, my Guardian Spirit!
**[03:11] ---**
Yes, and we'll continue
to do worthwhile shopping, too!
**[03:14] ---**
Let's get going!
**[03:15] ---**
I'd like to buy this one next.
**[03:18] ---**
Oh, you need to get that one right away,
because it'll be sold out tomorrow!
**[03:22] ---**
What, really?
**[03:23] ---**
I have to buy now!
**[03:24] ---**
Wait!
**[03:28] ---**
Another Guardian Spirit?
**[03:30] ---**
I am a new Guardian Spirit
who's here to help you!
**[03:34] ---**
You should scrutinize more before buying!
**[03:36] ---**
That's not true!
**[03:38] ---**
He should buy what he can buy now!
**[03:40] ---**
He won't have enough money to do that!
**[03:43] ---**
He should buy!
**[03:43] ---**
He should wait!
**[03:44] ---**
Buy!
**[03:45] ---**
Uh, hey...
**[03:45] ---**
Wait!
**[03:46] ---**
Buy!
**[03:47] ---**
Wait!
**[03:47] ---**
Hey, stop fighting!
**[03:50] ---**
We're not stopping until you pick which one!
**[03:53] ---**
That's too much pressure...
**[03:54] ---**
You can buy both!
**[03:57] ---**
Anyhow, buy!
**[03:59] ---**
Yet another one?!
**[04:01] ---**
My name is Ran!
**[04:02] ---**
I'm Miki!
**[04:03] ---**
I'm Ortega!
**[04:05] ---**
The three of us are...
***SIGN*** Shugo Spirits! Party!
**[04:06] ---**
...Shugo Spirits! Party!
**[04:09] ---**
Anyhow!
**[04:10] ---**
When unsure, it's an
iron-clad rule to buy both!
**[04:13] ---**
We regret what we don't buy,
not what we do buy!
***SIGN*** We Regret What We Don't Buy,
**[04:16] ---**
We regret what we don't buy,
***SIGN*** Not What We Do Buy!
**[04:18] ---**
not what we do buy!
**[04:19] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I had the feeling that was the case.
**[04:23] ---**
If you think so, then I agree, as well!
**[04:26] ---**
I highly approve!
**[04:27] ---**
Yes, don't you?
**[04:28] ---**
All right!
**[04:29] ---**
I'll unlock my wallet!
**[04:31] ---**
I'll keep buying steadily!
**[04:36] [SONG] ---**
Skya, skya skya skya...
**[04:36] ---**
Thus, the sergeant's collection
**[04:38] ---**
continued to increase wastefully.
**[04:40] [SONG] ---**
Skya, skya skya skya...
**[04:44] ---**
Oh, no...
**[04:45] ---**
At this rate, my wherewithal,
**[04:47] ---**
a.k.a. "money," will be empty.
***SIGN*** And so...
**[04:52] ---**
Then, I just have to work!
**[04:54] ---**
For the sake of my perfect collection!
***SIGN*** Company President
**[04:57] ---**
So that I won't have regrets later!
***SIGN*** My Poems
**[04:59] ---**
If I don't buy now, when will I buy?
**[05:06] ---**
I did it again!
**[05:08] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[05:09] ---**
Toilet paper was cheaper at
the drugstore in Block 3!
**[05:14] ---**
Ge... gero...
**[05:15] ---**
What?! You're here to make
fun of me again?!
**[05:19] ---**
Life is wonderful...
**[05:21] ---**
Sarge?!
**[05:22] ---**
What happened to you?
**[05:24] ---**
You're staggering around!
**[05:26] ---**
I prefer you not worry about it.
**[05:28] ---**
But...
**[05:29] ---**
I have to buy...
**[05:31] ---**
Keep buying... the things
open for preorder today...
**[05:34] ---**
Will he be all right like that?
**[05:35] ---**
I'm a little worried.
**[05:39] ---**
It's no good.
**[05:41] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:41] ---**
No matter how much side work I do,
I really don't have enough money.
**[05:45] ---**
I'll hold back from buying this, after all.
**[05:48] ---**
But you know,
***SIGN*** Currently Taking Orders
Limited Edition
**[05:49] ---**
this is a limited edition, right?
**[05:51] ---**
If you don't get it now, you'll never get it!
**[05:54] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[05:55] ---**
This is your last chance!
**[05:57] ---**
But, I really don't have any more money.
**[06:00] ---**
There's an easy way around that!
**[06:02] ---**
Ooh! What is it?
**[06:04] ---**
Just sell stuff!
**[06:05] ---**
What?
**[06:06] ---**
That!
**[06:07] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
Weekly Zakurero
Shonen Alpha
***SIGN*** Monthly Zaku
Shonen Alpha
***SIGN*** Monthly Zaku
Shonen Gerogugu
**[06:13] ---**
But, these are the things
I've been desperately collecting!
**[06:16] ---**
Unfortunately, you have no choice!
**[06:18] ---**
You'll be plenty satisfied
having the full complete set!
**[06:22] ---**
After getting that satisfaction,
sell the crummy stuff,
**[06:25] ---**
then you'll have just the
stuff you really like!
**[06:29] ---**
By doing that, your collection will
become more and more wonderful!
**[06:34] ---**
Plastic models will evolve
from version 2 to version 3!
**[06:39] ---**
Rebuy again and again, to make your
collection even richer than before!
**[06:44] ---**
What in the world are you...
**[06:47] ---**
Just what are you guys anyway?!
**[06:49] ---**
We told you.
**[06:51] ---**
We're your Guardian Spirits.
**[06:53] ---**
We're here solely to satisfy your greed!
**[06:56] ---**
M-My... greed...?
**[07:00] [SONG] ---**
Skya skya, skya, skya skya...
**[07:03] ---**
Say, Giroro...
**[07:05] ---**
Um, it's about Sarge.
**[07:07] ---**
Something wrong with Keroro?
**[07:09] ---**
Yeah, he's seemed a little weird lately.
**[07:13] ---**
It's like he's lost his energy.
**[07:17] ---**
He isn't just "a little weird"!
**[07:20] ---**
I got my display collection sold...
***SIGN*** Product News
***SIGN*** Bid Accepted Remaining: None DVD: Captain Geroro Condition: Excellent - Like New
**[07:23] ---**
At half the purchase price...
**[07:26] ---**
Yay... yay...
**[07:27] ---**
Yeah, that's the way!
**[07:29] ---**
Keep on selling!
**[07:30] ---**
And then buy!
**[07:31] ---**
Keep selling...
**[07:33] ---**
Keep buying...
**[07:34] ---**
Sell, buy, sell, strike a bargain...
**[07:38] ---**
What in the world am I doing?
**[07:42] ---**
It's true that my collection's
getting richer than before...
**[07:46] ---**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[07:46] ---**
But when I was a kid,
**[07:48] ---**
wasn't I plenty satisfied
**[07:50] ---**
with the single item I could buy
from my small pocket change?
**[07:51] ---**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[07:56] ---**
I...
**[07:57] ---**
Keroro!
**[07:59] ---**
What do you guys want?!
**[08:00] ---**
We're busy right now!
**[08:01] ---**
We'd prefer you not interfere!
**[08:03] ---**
Kululu!
**[08:04] ---**
All righty!
**[08:05] ---**
Here!
**[08:23] ---**
That's it for me!
**[08:25] ---**
Are you all right, Keroro?
**[08:26] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[08:27] ---**
Just what was I...
**[08:29] ---**
You were possessed by weird creatures.
**[08:32] ---**
Weird creatures?
**[08:33] ---**
No, you're wrong.
**[08:35] ---**
Those were my Guardian Spirits.
**[08:38] ---**
Don't make me laugh.
**[08:40] ---**
Those are alien creatures who live
**[08:42] ---**
by possessing intelligent life
and absorbing their greed energy.
**[08:46] ---**
Gero! What?
**[08:48] ---**
Normally they're the size of microbes,
**[08:51] ---**
so if they grew that big,
**[08:53] ---**
your greed must have been
rather large, Commander.
**[08:56] ---**
It was about to affect your life
if nothing was done.
**[08:59] ---**
Or, like, health is precious?
**[09:02] ---**
I...
**[09:02] ---**
Let us out!
**[09:03] ---**
Let us out! Let us out now!
**[09:06] ---**
Your collection got sucked up, too.
What'll you do?
**[09:10] ---**
If you open it carelessly,
the aliens will come out.
**[09:15] ---**
The voices of those Guardian Spirits
**[09:17] ---**
might have been the voice of my own heart.
**[09:21] ---**
Sarge...
**[09:22] ---**
But now, I can hear a different voice.
**[09:25] ---**
The stuff I want is abundant. However..
***SIGN*** Standby Turn Off Restart
**[09:29] ---**
Like when I was a kid,
**[09:31] ---**
if I have just one truly precious thing,
**[09:34] ---**
wouldn't I be happy that way?
**[09:37] ---**
Sergeant Major Skya-Skya,
**[09:39] ---**
I want you to throw that vacuum into space,
along with my collection.
**[09:43] ---**
Okay!
**[09:45] ---**
Good determination, Sarge!
**[09:46] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[09:46] ---**
Finally came to his senses, huh?
**[10:00] ---**
This is for the best.
**[10:02] ---**
That over-sized greed would
just have ended up destroying me.
**[10:07] ---**
Thus, with no trouble caused, the curtain
closed on the Guardian Spirit Incident.
**[10:16] ---**
I really shouldn't have thrown them away!
**[10:19] ---**
What a waste, what a waste!
**[10:20] ---**
Oh, I know!
**[10:21] ---**
I can just buy them again!
**[10:23] [SONG] ---**
Skya, skya skya skya....
**[10:25] ---**
Oh! Only three left of this limited edition?!
**[10:27] ---**
Bargin buy!
**[10:28] ---**
Press the button!
**[10:28] [SONG] ---**
Skya, skya skya...
**[10:30] ---**
Sarge...
**[10:31] ---**
Uncle...
**[10:32] ---**
He's ruined.
**[10:33] ---**
That "skya skya skya"
is hurting my ears.
**[10:36] [SONG] ---**
Skya, skya skya skya...
**[10:37] ---**
With or without Guardian Spirits,
**[10:39] ---**
the sergeant is the same as always.
**[10:41] ---**
Skya skya!
**[10:49] ---**
The night after the Guardian Spirit uproar...
**[10:52] ---**
Wow, that was rough!
**[10:55] ---**
Indeed.
**[10:56] ---**
What a fearsome creature,
to use people's greed.
**[10:59] ---**
However...
**[11:00] ---**
However?
**[11:03] ---**
When the squad was in a state of emergency,
**[11:05] ---**
why in the world did they not call for me?
**[11:09] ---**
Well, uh, I'm sure it wasn't
bad enough to call you,
**[11:13] ---**
so they were just
being considerate! Right?
**[11:15] ---**
Oh, was that it?
**[11:17] ---**
I see. That must be it!
**[11:18] ---**
That's right!
**[11:19] ---**
I wondered if perhaps I'd
been made odd man out again.
**[11:22] ---**
Jeez, you're such a worrywart, Dororo!
**[11:28] ---**
Even so...
**[11:29] ---**
...I'm happy to be blessed
with such good friends.
**[11:34] ---**
Do you really think so?
**[11:37] ---**
Who is there?!
**[11:42] ---**
You are...
**[11:46] ---**
Dororo: Here Comes Dororou, Sir!
**[11:55] ---**
This is scrumptious!
***SIGN*** Topic: Life is Wonderful!
Can we stop? I'm tired Pain in the butt
I don't really care Serious pain in the butt
Cake is delicious!
**[11:56] ---**
Momocchi expressly ordered
this cake from Vienna!
**[12:00] ---**
Or, like, round of applause?
**[12:03] ---**
My apologies for being late.
**[12:06] ---**
What is the matter?
**[12:07] ---**
I carelessly ate your piece
of cake, Doroboat-senpai!
**[12:12] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[12:14] ---**
I just happened to forget about you.
**[12:16] ---**
Oh, would you like another cup of tea?
**[12:19] ---**
I'd love one!
**[12:20] ---**
You forgot about me?
**[12:24] ---**
You're inconspicuous!
**[12:26] ---**
Doesn't matter if you're there or not!
**[12:28] ---**
Those who don't work don't eat!
That's what he's trying to say!
**[12:32] ---**
Really?!
**[12:32] ---**
Are you okay with that?
**[12:34] ---**
Can you forgive him saying that about you?
**[12:37] ---**
Grudge...
**[12:38] ---**
Feel the grudge!
**[12:40] ---**
This grudge shall be avenged!
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
**[12:51] ---**
Where are you, Dorotoolate-senpai?
**[12:54] ---**
Why did you suddenly tell me to come
to the hangar this late at night?
**[12:57] ---**
Good of you to come, Private Tamama.
**[13:04] ---**
Um, Dorodumplings-senpai?
**[13:06] ---**
Why that getup?
**[13:07] ---**
Rage rage rage rage rage...
***SIGN*** DOROOON!
**[13:08] ---**
Dorooon!
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE RAGE
**[13:11] ---**
You love cake, right?
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE
**[13:14] ---**
Huh? Uh, yes, I do.
**[13:15] ---**
In that case,
**[13:17] ---**
I'll let you eat cake
to your heart's content!
***SIGN*** DOROROOON!
**[13:20] ---**
Dororooon!
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday!
**[13:32] ---**
That's...
**[13:37] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[13:39] ---**
He was still there when I came to clean!
**[13:42] ---**
Who would do this?
**[13:44] ---**
Something's coming out.
**[13:49] ---**
Mois! Contact the medical center!
**[13:52] ---**
Right!
**[13:53] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[13:54] ---**
Hey, don't barf!
**[13:56] ---**
H-Hey!
**[13:57] ---**
He did it...
**[14:02] ---**
That incident with Tamama might
have been the work of enemy aliens.
**[14:07] ---**
We must stay on guard!
**[14:10] ---**
Practicing shooting?
**[14:11] ---**
I would like to try it, too.
It has been a while.
**[14:19] ---**
Oh, my.
**[14:20] ---**
Hmm, it is not easy to hit.
**[14:23] ---**
I guess even an assassin
can have trouble with shooting.
**[14:26] ---**
Wha?!
**[14:27] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[14:28] ---**
What bad aim!
**[14:29] ---**
You're a useless waste who doesn't fit in!
**[14:32] ---**
That's what he means!
**[14:35] ---**
Can you forgive that?
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
**[14:40] ---**
This grudge shall be avenged!
**[14:53] ---**
Hey! Where are you, Dororo?
**[14:56] ---**
Why do you want to learn
shooting basics this late at night?
***SIGN*** DOROOON!
**[14:58] ---**
Dorooon!
**[15:01] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE
**[15:03] ---**
If you are so good at shooting,
**[15:05] ---**
this time you will be the target
for learning the basics!
**[15:09] ---**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** DOROROOON!
**[15:10] ---**
Dororooon!
**[15:21] ---**
This is...
**[15:22] ---**
Or, like,
**[15:23] ---**
Giroro this time!
**[15:24] ---**
Setsubun's already past.
**[15:27] ---**
I don't know who it was,
**[15:29] ---**
but they're sure doing a boring job of it!
**[15:31] ---**
Ow!
**[15:32] ---**
B-Boring?!
**[15:35] ---**
He's saying you're uninteresting,
**[15:38] ---**
without the least bit of a sense of humor!
**[15:41] ---**
Can you forgive that?
**[15:43] ---**
Can you forget that and forgive him?
**[15:46] ---**
This grudge...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[15:51] ---**
Dorooon!
***SIGN*** DOROOON!
**[15:53] ---**
What are you doing?
**[15:55] ---**
If you hate boring things so much,
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
**[15:58] ---**
you can become
interesting-looking yourself!
**[16:01] ---**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** DOROROOON!
**[16:02] ---**
Dororooon!
**[16:18] ---**
Wow! What a sight!
**[16:20] ---**
Attacking everyone
this way is just too dirty!
**[16:24] ---**
Or, like, nasty evil?
**[16:25] ---**
Wha?!
**[16:26] ---**
You're evil!
**[16:27] ---**
You're mean!
**[16:29] ---**
You're the dirtiest man in the world!
**[16:31] ---**
That's what she's saying!
**[16:32] ---**
Can you forgive that?
**[16:34] ---**
You can't, right?
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
**[16:37] ---**
This grudge shall be avenged!
***SIGN*** DOROOON!
**[16:42] ---**
Dorooon!
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE RAGE
**[16:43] ---**
Dororo-san?!
**[16:44] ---**
If you are going to say that,
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE RAGE
**[16:46] ---**
I really will do something dirty!
***SIGN*** DOROROOON!
**[16:50] ---**
Dororooon!
**[16:52] ---**
Oh, no...!!
**[16:57] ---**
I swear, it's hard not knowing
who the enemy really is.
**[17:00] ---**
U-Uncle...
**[17:04] ---**
Gero!
**[17:05] ---**
Mois!
**[17:06] ---**
Ice cream suddenly fell on me
from the ceiling—
**[17:12] ---**
Whoops!
**[17:13] ---**
M-Mois!
**[17:15] ---**
They even got Mois?!
**[17:19] ---**
What has happened, Commander?
**[17:21] ---**
They got Mois, too!
**[17:22] ---**
Corporal Dororo!
**[17:24] ---**
It'll definitely be our turn next!
**[17:27] ---**
Since it's come to this,
**[17:28] ---**
we'll ambush the enemy—
**[17:28] ---**
U-Um...
**[17:30] ---**
"Corporal" Dororo?!
**[17:32] ---**
Oh, uh, well...
**[17:33] ---**
Private Dororo?
**[17:35] ---**
Conscript Dororo?
**[17:36] ---**
With all that calling you
Doroboat and Doronuma lately,
**[17:39] ---**
guess I just do-tally forgot!
**[17:41] ---**
D-Do-tally forgot?!
**[17:44] ---**
You're not wanted here!
**[17:44] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero...
**[17:46] ---**
You're so invisible,
I even forgot your rank!
**[17:49] ---**
The truth is, you're not
even a member of the squad!
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
**[17:56] ---**
Wha?!
**[17:57] ---**
This grudge shall be avenged!
**[18:04] ---**
I am neither Private nor
Conscript nor Doronuma!
**[18:07] ---**
Gerooo!
**[18:13] ---**
They were having a sale today on
vegetables at the store by the station!
**[18:17] ---**
Sis, you did it again?
**[18:19] ---**
Gero!
**[18:21] ---**
Fuyuki, Natsumi, help me!
**[18:23] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[18:25] ---**
It's Dororo... He's...!
**[18:27] ---**
Rage rage rage rage rage rage rage rage...
***SIGN*** DOROOON!
**[18:29] ---**
Dorooon!
**[18:31] ---**
Dororo, what's wrong?
**[18:32] ---**
Aren't you kinda different than usual?
**[18:35] ---**
This grudge shall be avenged *now*!
**[18:40] ---**
Noooo!
**[18:41] ---**
Hey, Dororo! Stop being stupid!
**[18:44] ---**
S-Stupid?
**[18:46] ---**
You hear that?
**[18:47] ---**
She's saying you're stupid,
a blockhead, a numbskull!
**[18:50] ---**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
**[18:51] ---**
Rage rage rage rage rage rage rage rage...
**[18:54] ---**
First my grudge with you will be avenged!
**[18:57] ---**
Rage rage rage rage rage rage!
**[19:03] ---**
Koyuki?!
**[19:04] ---**
After hearing a scream
from her beloved Natsumi,
**[19:06] ---**
Miss Koyuki has barged in!
**[19:08] ---**
Rage rage rage rage...
**[19:09] ---**
What's happened to you, Dororo?!
**[19:11] ---**
Wake up!
**[19:12] ---**
I am not Dororo!
**[19:14] ---**
I am a mass of grudges...
***SIGN*** Urami Dororou!
**[19:16] ---**
Urami Dororou!
***SIGN*** DOROOON!
**[19:18] ---**
Dorooon!
**[19:19] ---**
Oh, no!
**[19:20] ---**
Where'd the real Dororo go?
**[19:23] ---**
My Dororo would never do something cowardly
like turn his sword on an unarmed Natsumi!
**[19:28] ---**
Cowardly?!
**[19:31] ---**
She's saying you're cowardly and mean!
**[19:37] ---**
That's what's possessed him,
**[19:39] ---**
an alien creature that
amplifies his wicked desires!
**[19:42] ---**
Then, Dororo's doing this because of that?
**[19:45] ---**
Are you okay with that?
**[19:46] ---**
You gonna let that comment stand?
**[19:48] ---**
Rage rage rage rage rage rage...
**[19:49] ---**
Go on, feel that grudge...
**[19:51] ---**
Grudge!
**[19:51] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:52] ---**
This grudge... This grudge...
**[20:02] ---**
Grudge... Gr...
**[20:04] ---**
Grudge!
**[20:05] ---**
Dororo!
**[20:07] ---**
I do have a grudge!
**[20:09] ---**
However!
**[20:11] ---**
It was toward my weak will
that allowed you to control me!
**[20:17] ---**
My mind-control isn't working?!
**[20:22] ---**
Zero Dimensional Decapitation!
***SIGN*** Zero Dimensional Decapitation
**[20:32] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[20:33] ---**
You're back to normal, right?
**[20:35] ---**
Yes, because I never had the least
grudge against you, Koyuki-dono.
**[20:40] ---**
Dororo...
**[20:41] ---**
However!
**[20:42] ---**
That I could be controlled
by such a creature
**[20:44] ---**
is the failure of a lifetime!
**[20:45] ---**
Everyone!
**[20:46] ---**
I am terribly sorry!
**[20:48] ---**
Dororo...
**[20:49] ---**
It's already in the past.
**[20:50] ---**
W-Well, everyone's gotten through unharmed,
**[20:53] ---**
so I'll forgive you.
**[20:55] ---**
Sub-Private Dororo!
**[20:56] ---**
Sub?
**[20:58] ---**
See, everyone's back from the
medical center, good as new!
**[21:02] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** GLOOM
**[21:04] ---**
There's kind of a dark mood in the air...
**[21:06] ---**
Dark, you say?
**[21:08] ---**
I am glum and spiteful?
**[21:11] ---**
I'm wily, brutish and cold-blooded, huh?
**[21:13] ---**
Or, like, verbal abuse?
**[21:16] ---**
This grudge...
**[21:18] ---**
...will be...
**[21:20] ---**
...avenged!
**[21:22] ---**
Or, like, Hell Squad?
**[21:27] ---**
Care to give death a try?
**[21:30] ---**
The terror of the Guardian Spirits
doesn't seem about to end yet.
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Is shining on us again today.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Yes, this is love.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Joy and sadness come in turns.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
If you can keep a smile on your face,
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
You can become a hero.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
hiiroo ni nareru sa
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
**[23:07] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:08] ---**
I've seen a TV show where a
mysterious method called "dowsing"
**[23:12] ---**
was used to find a school's time capsule
for which the location had been forgotten.
**[23:17] ---**
But personally, I think
**[23:19] ---**
they could have just
marked it properly when burying it.
**[23:22] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:24] ---**
One last farewell for 4:3!
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro & Fuyuki:
Night of the Time Capsule, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's one whole episode. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!