E305 - Nobibi is Here, Sir!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:35] ---
Meteorites. They are gifts
from outer space.
[01:38] ---
But at times, they can be
troublesome presents.
[01:51] ---
The mysterious luminescent object discovered
early this morning in the Kyushu region
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may have been a meteorite, according
to a growing number of scientists.
[01:58] ---
As no damage has been reported,
[01:59] ---
A meteorite, huh...
[02:00] ---
I'd like to discover one of those, just once.
[02:01] ---
it is suspected to have fallen in
an uninhabited mountain forest.
[02:04] ---
Hey, Sarge?
[02:05] ---
Ah, so busy, so busy!
[02:05] ---
Want to go look at the site
where that meteorite fell?
[02:07] ---
So busy, so busy!
[02:10] ---
Sarge! Are you listening?
[02:12] ---
So very, very busy...
[02:13] ---
Hey!
[02:14] ---
Come on, Sarge...
[02:16] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[02:17] ---
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't
surprise me like that, sir!
SIGN Hinata
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Come on! Let's go see the meteorite!
[02:35] ---
Tomorrow is the release date
for the MG Big-Zam,
[02:38] ---
so I don't think I can quite...
[02:46] ---
Wait, Sarge!
[02:48] ---
Catch me if you can!
[02:51] ---
Gero?
[02:53] ---
Who's that?
[02:56] ---
Hello?
[03:00] ---
Who...?
[03:02] ---
Who the heck are you?
[03:04] ---
I'm...
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I am Nobibi!
[03:12] ---
Nobibi is Here, Sir!
[03:18] ---
Nobibi?!
[03:20] ---
Nobibi... you mean, that Nobibi?!
[03:22] ---
The Nobibi that Katoyama Kiko was always
talking about on the Grand Star?
[03:27] ---
You are quite different
from what I was imagining!
[03:31] ---
Wondered what you were gonna be like.
[03:33] ---
Can't believe you're a little kiddy
with his tail still on.
[03:36] ---
Shut up!
[03:37] ---
No tail makes you a big man, huh?!
[03:39] ---
Tails are a sign of youth!
[03:42] ---
I have way more of a future than you guys!
[03:46] ---
Looks like he can stand up
for himself, at least.
[03:48] ---
So, Nobibi-kun.
[03:50] ---
What did you come to Pekopon for?
[03:53] ---
I'm gonna do what you
spineless guys couldn't.
[03:55] ---
I came here to invade Pekopon!
[04:01] ---
Gero?!
[04:04] ---
Huh?
[04:07] ---
Owowowow...
[04:10] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[04:13] ---
So lame!
[04:14] ---
He's all show!
[04:15] ---
You are too cheeky for a Nobibi!
[04:16] ---
That was hilarious!
[04:18] ---
We mustn't laugh at him
too much, the poor kid!
[04:21] ---
Shut your faces!
[04:22] ---
Don't make fun of me!
[04:25] ---
Look out! Uncle!
[04:31] ---
Move!
[04:33] ---
Mocking me...
[04:41] ---
Butt firecracker.
[04:43] ---
Butt—
[04:44] ---
fi—
[04:44] ---
re—
[04:45] ---
crack—
[04:45] ---
er—
[04:46] ---
Huh?
[04:47] ---
Butt firecracker?!
[04:50] ---
Or, like, pyro warning?
[04:54] ---
Hey! Don't talk!
[05:00] ---
Gero!
[05:01] ---
You're...!
[05:02] ---
Butt firecracker! Butt firecracker!
[05:08] ---
It's been so long, sir!
[05:11] ---
You've grown so big since
I last saw you, sir!
[05:15] ---
Butt straw!
[05:16] ---
And you've learned some
more horrifying words!
[05:22] ---
Hey! Butt firecracker!
[05:24] ---
Don't just turn back
whenever you feel like it!
[05:29] ---
Incidentally, Nobibi-dono,
[05:31] ---
is Kiko-dono not with you?
[05:34] ---
What are you talking about?!
[05:36] ---
It's you guys' fault I still haven't seen her,
'cause you guys still haven't invaded Pekopon!
[05:42] ---
Gero?
[05:44] ---
Hasn't Lady Kiko returned to Keron?
[05:49] ---
When we arrived on Pekopon,
[05:51] ---
Kiko was planning to use a
copy robot I made for her,
SIGN Real
SIGN Fake
[05:55] ---
so that she, the real one, could hide
on the Grand Star and return to Keron.
[06:00] ---
Looks like it failed, huh.
[06:02] ---
After we set foot on Pekopon,
[06:06] ---
she must have been found
and chucked out again, sir.
[06:08] ---
I just know that Kiko's been
captured by evil Pekoponians.
[06:13] ---
I have to help her out!
[06:15] ---
There are no Pekoponians who would do that.
[06:17] ---
So why isn't Kiko coming back to me, then?!
[06:20] ---
Okay, okay.
[06:22] ---
I'm sure when you meet Lady Kiko,
you'll get your answer to that, sir.
[06:30] ---
Almost there now.
[06:32] ---
Or, like, falling okay?
[06:34] ---
Press any button!
[06:36] ---
That was a lever!
[06:44] ---
H-Huh?
[06:46] ---
Owowowow...
SIGN Well Space
[07:01] ---
This is... Kiko's home village...
SIGN Gero gero gero...
[07:10] ---
Wh-What is this thing?!
SIGN Gero gero gero gero...
[07:12] ---
It's resonating!
[07:14] ---
You're such a wuss, sir.
[07:16] ---
That is a Pekoponian creature
called a frog, sir.
[07:22] ---
That's the scarecrow I disguised
myself as back then, sir!
[07:26] ---
I recall that Kiko-dono approached
that day by that very road.
[07:36] ---
Gero!
[07:40] ---
Could you be...
[07:41] ---
Erk!
[07:42] ---
...a scarecrow fairy?!
[07:49] ---
Kiko...
[07:50] ---
Sarge!
[07:52] ---
Gero!
[07:53] ---
Master Fuyuki?!
[07:54] ---
Momocchi, too!
[07:56] ---
Sarge! So you did come here!
[07:59] ---
Uh... I don't quite...
[08:01] ---
Master Fuyuki, why are you here?
[08:03] ---
I told Nishizawa-san about
yesterday's meteorite,
[08:07] ---
and she brought me here!
[08:09] ---
I heard that your platoon was quite busy,
[08:13] ---
so we went out ourselves instead.
SIGN A few hours earlier
[08:18] ---
Completed connection with
communications satellite.
[08:21] ---
For the sake of milady Momoka
and Master Fuyuki,
[08:23] ---
you must search out the impact point
of that meteorite at all costs!
[08:27] ---
And then we found you guys first.
[08:31] ---
So the meteorite fell around here, sir?
[08:36] ---
Hey! You, the woman!
[08:37] ---
Gero?
[08:37] ---
I don't care about the meteorite!
[08:39] ---
Where's Kiko—
[08:40] ---
Who did you just call "the woman"?!
[08:46] ---
Wh-Who is that kid?
[08:48] ---
Uh, he's...
[08:51] ---
What is with that woman?!
[08:55] ---
Hey! Butt Firecracker!
[08:56] ---
Transform into an awesome weapon!
[08:58] ---
We're gonna teach her a lesson!
[09:00] ---
Hey! Get out here!
[09:03] ---
I said get out!
[09:12] ---
I win!
[09:13] ---
You're so great, Nobibi!
[09:15] ---
All right, fine.
[09:17] ---
This is because you don't make
a plan for doing it, you know?
[09:22] ---
Ahaha! That's a pretty innovative design!
[09:26] ---
But wait just a bit.
[09:27] ---
If you change this a little,
it'll be more...
[09:30] ---
See!
[09:31] ---
Like it? It has a Nobibi decal!
[09:34] ---
So cool!
[09:42] ---
Kiko...
[09:46] ---
Butt Firecracker...
[09:50] ---
Yeah.
[09:51] ---
Searching for Kiko is the most
important thing right now.
[09:55] ---
Looks like she's nearby.
[09:58] ---
What?!
[10:00] ---
I caught a weak signal of koredenite
from a cave in the forest.
[10:05] ---
Koredenite...
[10:06] ---
That's what Lady Kiko uses to...
[10:08] ---
Yeah.
[10:09] ---
The only Pekoponians with that stuff
are Saburo and Kiko, as far as I'm aware.
[10:14] ---
Wait for me, Kiko!
[10:16] ---
I'll come to save you right away!
[10:19] ---
It took you long enough, sir!
[10:23] ---
I'm the one who should be here first!
[10:26] ---
You were the one who up and left.
[10:33] ---
Is Lady Kiko really
in a place like this, sir?
[10:39] ---
I can see something, sir.
[10:43] ---
A spaceship?
[10:44] ---
But... it looks like it's still being built.
[10:49] ---
Koredenite...
[10:51] ---
That small?
[10:53] ---
Most likely, Kiko used the koredenite
[10:56] ---
to try to create a spaceship
in order to get back to Planet Keron.
[11:00] ---
Perhaps it wore down completely,
and she couldn't finish drawing it?
[11:03] ---
She did use it a lot on the
Grand Star, after all, sir.
[11:07] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you made her draw
toilets and lots of other things.
[11:13] ---
Kiko...
[11:15] ---
Where did you go?
[11:23] ---
Kiko was definitely abducted
by evil Pekoponians.
[11:27] ---
That's why she's not...
[11:30] ---
You're still saying that, sir?
[11:34] ---
What's that?
[11:36] ---
That's an unusual-looking building, isn't it?
[11:40] ---
That's...
[11:41] ---
...Gesgangal's secret base!
[11:43] ---
It appears in Captain Geroro.
[11:46] ---
It's the secret base of
the Gesgangal Empire, sir!
[11:48] ---
Now that you mention it,
I have seen it in the anime!
[11:51] ---
Why is that here?
[11:53] ---
Anyway! Let's go and check it out, sir!
[11:56] ---
Hey! Wait!
SIGN Captain Geroro Museum Under Construction! Construction Schedule We are terribly sorry for any inconvenience. Dekoboko Construction
[11:59] ---
Captain Geroro Museum?
[12:05] ---
Oh?
[12:06] ---
Are you fans of Captain Geroro?
[12:08] ---
Ah... yes...
[12:10] ---
We still aren't open yet.
[12:13] ---
You shouldn't come out this late
without an adult.
[12:15] ---
Ah, I'm sorry.
[12:17] ---
So these are the evil Pekoponians—
[12:19] ---
Quiet!
[12:21] ---
Umm, why is the Captain Geroro
Museum in this village?
[12:27] ---
Huh. You don't know?
[12:29] ---
The mech designer for Captain Geroro
[12:32] ---
is from this village, see.
[12:35] ---
Mech designer?
[12:36] ---
Don't tell me...
SIGN Captain Geroro Plastic Models Finally On Sale! Mech Design Katoya Makiko
SIGN Katoya Makiko
[12:40] ---
Katoya Makiko...
[12:43] ---
Katoyama Kiko!
SIGN Katoya Makiko
Captain Geroro Mech Designer
An up-and-coming mech designer.
Her scribbles of mechs
caught the eye of the
producer of Captain Geroro
by chance, and she became
famous overnight.
She lived in this town
through her school years,
and moved to Tokyo after.
She is energetically producing
prolific output, even today.
[12:46] ---
Katoya Makiko.
[12:47] ---
An up-and-coming mech designer.
[12:50] ---
Her scribbles of mechs caught the eye of
the producer of Captain Geroro by chance,
[12:55] ---
and she became famous overnight.
[13:04] ---
L-Lady Kiko...
SIGN Currently Sneaking Around
[13:07] ---
This is amazing, sir!
[13:10] ---
Who knew she would be in charge of the
mech design in Captain Geroro,
[13:11] ---
Whoaaa...
[13:12] ---
So cool!
[13:13] ---
Mega! Mega!
[13:14] ---
a show in its 7th year?
[13:16] ---
I watch it every single week, too!
[13:20] ---
In the end,
[13:23] ---
Kiko found a place for herself
on Pekopon, then.
[13:29] ---
Tell me it's not true, Kiko.
[13:31] ---
You can't go back to Pekopon.
[13:33] ---
It's an official order handed down from
the high ranks of the Keron Army.
[13:38] ---
They told me to go with them to Earth as
the Grand Star's resident mech designer.
[13:44] ---
No...
[13:45] ---
But don't worry.
[13:49] ---
I... I'll definitely come back again!
[13:53] ---
I'll definitely come back
to see you, Nobibi!
[13:58] ---
She promised me...
[14:01] ---
She said she'd definitely come back!
[14:07] ---
Gero!
[14:08] ---
G-Gero!
[14:09] ---
An earthquake?!
[14:10] ---
This can't be... an enemy raid?!
[14:12] ---
Milady Momoka, are you all right?
[14:14] ---
Paul! What's happening?
[14:16] ---
The meteorite fell...
[14:19] ---
...in extremely close proximity
to your current position.
[14:23] ---
And the epicenter of that
last quake, too, was...
[14:27] ---
Paul!
[14:28] ---
Paul!!
[14:34] ---
What is that monster?!
[14:36] ---
It is no creature of Pekopon's!
[14:38] ---
What's going on?!
[14:39] ---
Professor Skya-Skya!
[14:41] ---
Hold up.
[14:42] ---
I'm skyappin' it right now.
[14:44] ---
This is...
[14:46] ---
What?
[14:46] ---
You know something?
[14:48] ---
Yes. This is...
[14:51] ---
...a plant that the Angol Tribe call
the universe's self-purifier.
[14:55] ---
It drifts across the universe,
[14:57] ---
sowing its seeds on planets and multiplying!
[15:00] ---
If this continues, Pekopon's civilization
will be destroyed, and the planet will be reset!
[15:05] ---
Or, like, divine judgment?
[15:23] ---
Looks like the seeds are
calling more of 'em.
[15:26] ---
We'd better finish it off quick,
or this is gonna get bad.
[15:29] ---
By the laws of the Angol Tribe,
[15:31] ---
I cannot attack it!
[15:34] ---
But...
[15:37] ---
As a fellow person involved in
the judgment of the universe,
[15:39] ---
I'll try to convince them somehow!
[15:43] ---
It looks like we have no choice
but to finish this thing off ourselves!
[15:56] ---
Darn it! It's gone in for the attack!
[15:58] ---
Gero!
[16:00] ---
What?!
[16:02] ---
Tamama Impact!
[16:12] ---
It backfired!
[16:14] ---
Fuyuki-dono, Momoka-dono,
get to a safe place, quickly!
[16:17] ---
R-Right...
[16:23] ---
It's fine...
[16:25] ---
Kiko's already...
[16:26] ---
...forgotten all about me.
[16:29] ---
And...
[16:30] ---
...even if I fought, there's
no way I could win, right?
[16:47] ---
Gero!
[16:49] ---
Darn it...
[17:02] ---
Owww...
[17:04] ---
Dammit! Why is this happening?!
[17:08] ---
Isn't this...
[17:16] ---
Like it? It has a Nobibi decal!
[17:24] ---
Kiko...
[17:36] ---
I'll do it myself...
[17:39] ---
If Kiko lives on Pekopon...
I'm going to protect it!
[17:48] ---
Butt Firecracker?!
[17:52] ---
Shoot...
[17:54] ---
It talked!
[17:55] ---
Shoot me... into... him...
[18:04] ---
Hurry...
[18:08] ---
Got it! Butt Firecracker!
[18:19] ---
GOOOOO!!
[18:58] ---
The group...
[19:00] ---
They're... leaving Pekopon...
[19:07] ---
Gero?!
[19:09] ---
What's going on?
[19:11] ---
Gero!
[19:13] ---
Oh, my!
[19:14] ---
It's gone!
[19:16] ---
Are you okay?
[19:18] ---
Oh... You saved us, Nobibi!
[19:21] ---
No... it wasn't me.
[19:24] ---
It was thanks to Butt Firecracker.
[19:26] ---
Huh?
[19:28] ---
So this guy...
[19:30] ---
...was a fragment of the Three-Eyes
that first attacked Planet Keron.
[19:36] ---
In any case,
[19:37] ---
looks like putting the Pekoponians
to sleep was the right move.
[19:42] ---
Hmm...
[19:48] ---
You persuaded them, did you, sir?
[19:54] ---
He definitely talked before...
[19:57] ---
So you've shrunk, and become what
you were a long time ago, sir.
[20:11] ---
Guys, thanks for everything.
[20:15] ---
Are you really going to leave
without seeing Kiko?
[20:17] ---
Yeah.
[20:19] ---
Looks like Kiko is doing well on Pekopon.
[20:21] ---
I don't think she needs my help anymore.
[20:25] ---
Besides,
[20:26] ---
I found out that she never
forgot about me, either.
[20:30] ---
See ya!
[20:32] ---
I'll be looking forward to
when you finally invade Pekopon.
[20:36] ---
Uh... I'd like it if you wouldn't put
that kind of pressure on us, sir.
SIGN Nakaigusa Anime Town
SIGN Nakaigusa
[20:54] ---
Yes! I'm done!
SIGN Mukai - Missing Katoya - Back home for a while ^_^ Kyougoku - On break until 16th (wedding)
[21:25] ---
Nobibi and Kiko's reunion...
[21:28] ---
...is another tale, set a
little further in the future.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
SIGN Confirm Order Order Details Products: ¥4,500 Shipping and Handling: ¥0
[23:07] ---
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
For rare stuff like Dangals,
[23:11] ---
I used to go around stores looking for them.
SIGN Topic
°° Life is wonderful! °°
Let's just quit
Sleepy
Who cares
Do it properly
Cake is tasty
Can't be bothered
[23:13] ---
Now you can get them easily,
thanks to the net!
SIGN Taking Orders Limited Edition
[23:15] ---
It's a piece of cake,
[23:17] ---
but maybe it's taken away
the fun of searching?
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
Farewell, eyecatches!
[23:23] ---
"Shugo Kero: Dokki-Doki Party, Sir!"
SIGN Shugo Spirits! Party!
[23:26] ---
"Dororo: Here Comes Dororou, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!