# E300 - Onono: The Phantom Keron Soldier, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7MZW/onono-the-phantom-keron-soldier-sir)
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
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Karee no raisu o takiwasure
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I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
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Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
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Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
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For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
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Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
Huh? What's wrong, Natsumi-chan?
***SIGN*** Tea
**[01:42] ---**
What is this?!
**[01:47] ---**
Onono: The Phantom Keron Soldier, Sir!
**[01:53] ---**
Gero!
**[01:53] ---**
It was you, wasn't it?!
**[01:55] ---**
Wh-Why would I trash the place
like I just robbed it, ma'am?!
**[02:00] ---**
I bet you were getting your own back for me
accidentally eating your choco-bananas.
***SIGN*** Specially Made Choco-Bananas
**[02:05] ---**
Look, there're even footprints.
***SIGN*** Footprints
**[02:09] ---**
Yeah, like I'd come into the house
with my feet plastered in mud!
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And besides! Even the laundry
that was out to dry is messed up!
**[02:17] ---**
My underpants are missing...
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I'm on cleaning and laundry duty!
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There's no way I'd do this, ma'am!
**[02:24] ---**
Then... who did?
**[02:28] ---**
W-Wait just a second, Natsumi.
**[02:30] ---**
I haven't stolen any laundry!
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No one said it was you.
**[02:36] ---**
Suspicious.
**[02:38] ---**
I am innocent!
**[02:39] ---**
In fact,
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over the past few days,
**[02:42] ---**
weapons and food supplies have been
going missing from my tent!
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And, Sis,
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you forgot to close that door yesterday.
**[02:49] ---**
Then... it was probably...
**[02:53] ---**
...someone from the outside, I bet?
**[03:08] ---**
You really think we can lure
the culprit out with this?
**[03:12] ---**
Why do we have to put
my underpants out there, too?
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It can't be helped.
**[03:16] ---**
Master Fuyuki, thanks for
your cooperation, sir.
**[03:22] ---**
He's here.
**[03:28] ---**
That's...
**[03:29] ---**
...a Keronian?
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He ran off!
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Let's chase him!
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Whoa! What is this place?
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Come on, not here!
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They always say this place
is haunted by ghosts!
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Gh-Gh-Ghosts?!
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I can't see anything...
**[04:03] ---**
Gh-Ghosts...
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Everyone, stick together
so that we don't get lost.
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Yes, sir!
**[04:09] ---**
Where are you sticking?!
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Shh!
**[04:13] ---**
I can hear something.
***SIGN*** Tarako Ume Okaka
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**[04:27] ---**
My Jabariser sausage!
**[04:30] ---**
Hey, thief!
**[04:32] ---**
I've been suspected, thanks to you!
**[04:35] ---**
I-Is he a ghost?
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Dear me.
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Not even a greeting at mealtime.
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You guys...
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...have no manners.
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Those are my...!
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What?!
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Give them back!
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I was injured!
**[04:55] ---**
This was emergency first-aid.
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You're Keronians!
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Gero.
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You're only realizing that now, sir?
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So? Who are you?
**[05:07] ---**
Keron Army Special Forces,
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Independent Invasion Action Team,
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Second Lieutenant Onono!
**[05:13] ---**
O-Onono?
**[05:15] ---**
I am the leader of the Keroro Platoon,
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
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Likewise, Keroro Platoon,
Corporal Giroro!
**[05:23] ---**
C-Could you be...
**[05:25] ---**
...*that* Second Lieutenant Onono?
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You know who I am?
**[05:29] ---**
B-But... I heard that you passed away
in an unfortunate accident.
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Idiot!
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Watch your mouth!
**[05:38] ---**
I am not dead!
**[05:39] ---**
And what are these two?!
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Th-They're Pekoponians, sir!
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What?!
**[05:45] ---**
Pe-ko-ponians?!
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Then...
**[05:49] ---**
...this is... Pekopon?!
***SIGN*** The following day
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And... the following day.
**[05:56] ---**
And when you woke up,
you were on Pekopon?
**[05:58] ---**
Yes.
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To complete a confidential
mission for the army,
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I was on my way to a certain planet.
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However!
**[06:07] ---**
As luck would have it,
my saucer ran out of gas!
**[06:17] ---**
It switched into automatic sleep mode,
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and when I came to, I was here.
**[06:28] ---**
Surprisingly boneheaded, sir!
**[06:31] ---**
Watch your mouth!
**[06:33] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry... sorry, sir...
**[06:33] ---**
Looks like Second Lieutenant Onono was
sleeping in the saucer for quite a long time.
**[06:38] ---**
About how long, sir?
**[06:41] ---**
Look, just long, okay?
**[06:43] ---**
Gero.
**[06:44] ---**
I was taught about you at school
when I was a child.
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Owowowowow...
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They say you went on carrying out invasion
activities on your own without a squad.
**[06:53] ---**
You're legendary as a second lieutenant.
**[06:55] ---**
I... am, huh?
**[06:58] ---**
And... you guys. Why are you here?
**[07:01] ---**
We are here on Pekopon to invade, sir!
**[07:04] ---**
I see!
**[07:05] ---**
You've invaded Pekopon?!
**[07:08] ---**
No wonder you are getting along
so well with the Pekoponians!
**[07:11] ---**
U-Uh... erm...
**[07:13] ---**
Nice work, Keroro Platoon!
**[07:15] ---**
It doesn't look like you've destroyed
anything needlessly, either!
**[07:18] ---**
I'm sure my philosophy of invading
must be in the textbooks or something,
**[07:22] ---**
and you carried out my will!
**[07:25] ---**
N-No...
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It's not like that...
**[07:28] ---**
A-Anyway!
**[07:29] ---**
We should move to our tactical headquarters,
**[07:32] ---**
and, uh, talk about it there!
**[07:33] ---**
Y-Yes, that sounds perfect!
**[07:34] ---**
It'll be educational.
**[07:39] ---**
Very well! Guide me.
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[07:43] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro and Battle Squad Leader Kiroro's Space Conquest Radio
**[07:48] ---**
While I was asleep,
**[07:50] ---**
it looks like the technology of the
Keron Army advanced significantly.
**[07:54] ---**
This much is run-of-the-mill nowadays.
**[07:58] ---**
By the way, something
has been bothering me.
**[08:01] ---**
What is it, sir?
**[08:03] ---**
What are they supposed to be?
**[08:05] ---**
Gero!
**[08:06] ---**
Ahh, these are, uh...!
**[08:08] ---**
I-Invasion weapons, sir!
***SIGN*** Invasion Weapons
**[08:10] ---**
No, they're clearly Gundam models.
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
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I see...
**[08:14] ---**
So even invasion robots have come
to be miniaturized in this age.
**[08:20] ---**
Pest of a man...
**[08:21] ---**
Hello!
**[08:23] ---**
Gero?
**[08:24] ---**
Ohh, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[08:25] ---**
I brought the choco-bananas Mr. Sergeant
is addicted to! Let us eat them together!
**[08:31] ---**
H-Hey!
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What in the world are they?!
**[08:34] ---**
Bananas covered in chocolate!
**[08:36] ---**
Wait, who are you?
**[08:39] ---**
Ah, this guy woke up from a very long sleep.
**[08:42] ---**
He's Second Lieutenant Onono, sir.
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You have one, too, Mr. Onono.
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O-Oh!
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Then... I'll do just that...
**[09:11] ---**
I thought it wouldn't
suit older tastes, sir.
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It's great!
**[09:19] ---**
What is this?! This exquisite,
meltingly sweet taste!
**[09:23] ---**
I've never eaten anything so delicious!
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Banzai! Banzai!
**[09:29] ---**
Banzai!
**[09:29] ---**
Wow, he is happy.
**[09:30] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
**[09:31] ---**
but I have returned!
**[09:31] ---**
I guess sweet things were still
a rarity in the old days.
**[09:33] ---**
I have awoken from my slumber!
**[09:35] ---**
You are wonderful!
**[09:35] ---**
Kind of a funny dude.
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Banzai!
**[09:37] ---**
Uncle!
**[09:38] ---**
Gero!
**[09:38] ---**
Wait, just wait!
**[09:38] ---**
It's the reprinted Jumbo Dangal!
**[09:39] ---**
Choc-banana!
**[09:40] ---**
I bought it at the toy store by the station!
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Banzai!
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Banzaaai!
**[09:43] ---**
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
**[09:43] ---**
Or, like, rarely obtained?
**[09:45] ---**
C-Crap...
**[09:49] ---**
Did you say "toy"?
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Yes! It's Uncle's toy!
**[09:52] ---**
Are those, too?!
**[09:54] ---**
Yes! They're Uncle's toys!
**[09:57] ---**
Wait wait wait!
**[09:58] ---**
That thing that Lady Mois has is—
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Excuse me, stupid frog!
**[10:00] ---**
You didn't tidy away the tea
in the Japanese room!
**[10:03] ---**
Gero!
**[10:04] ---**
You pick now, of all times?
**[10:06] ---**
Hey! How many years has it been since
the Keroro Platoon invaded Pekopon?
**[10:11] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[10:12] ---**
They're far from invading.
These stupid frogs are just freeloaders!
**[10:17] ---**
So, tidy up, please.
**[10:22] ---**
U-Um... Onono-san...
**[10:25] ---**
You!
**[10:26] ---**
U-Uh, err, I never meant to trick you—
**[10:29] ---**
So you are, in fact,
*not* done with your invasion!
**[10:32] ---**
And you are settled in a
Pekoponian's house, playing with toys!
**[10:35] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
**[10:36] ---**
Yes...
**[10:37] ---**
I want to hear your
self-criticism as an invader!
**[10:40] ---**
Self-criticism?
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I just sit down here, and, like, invade...
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You have done no invading at all!
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As an invader,
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I seek thorough reflection
from the Keroro Platoon!
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Stand!
**[10:55] ---**
That man is scary.
**[10:59] ---**
What I'm trying to say...
**[11:00] ---**
What?!
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...is "Let's just have
some fun with it, yeah?"
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It's not every day we
invade Pekopon, after all!
**[11:07] ---**
Let's leave this
ancient thing behind! Thunk!
**[11:10] ---**
H-Hey, Keroro...
**[11:12] ---**
You idiot!
**[11:14] ---**
Watch your mouth!
**[11:16] ---**
You don't even know what invasion is!
**[11:19] ---**
Please, calm down!
**[11:20] ---**
Onono-chaaan,
**[11:22] ---**
You're just a bit of a fold ogey now,
sir, y'know?
**[11:24] ---**
What?
**[11:25] ---**
It is a big deal that you did
not know about choco-bananas.
**[11:29] ---**
Or, like, ana chronic?
**[11:31] ---**
Self-criticism?
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Reflection?
**[11:33] ---**
Those aren't in fashion nowadays, sir!
**[11:36] ---**
Well, you've been asleep
a long time, Onono-chan.
**[11:39] ---**
It might be a bit of a
cruel realization for you!
**[11:43] ---**
What a banana...
**[12:00] ---**
Are my invasions... over?
**[12:27] ---**
Oh, yes...
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I still have my mission.
**[12:32] ---**
My invasion activities are still ongoing.
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However, in this lackadaisical age,
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is there any meaning in carrying
this mission to completion?
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, it's you.
**[12:51] ---**
Corporal Giroro, I believe?
**[12:53] ---**
Is this what invasions are like nowadays?
**[12:56] ---**
No...
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In the old days, everyone took their
invasion activities seriously.
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I'll admit that some of my subordinates
didn't pull their weight,
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but I always tackled them head-on.
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Which led to you being assigned to
the Independent Invasion Action Team.
**[13:12] ---**
That's what I was taught.
**[13:15] ---**
Second Lieutenant, your invasions are
from a time before we were even born.
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No one knows about them now.
**[13:22] ---**
"No one knows"... huh.
**[13:25] ---**
But... isn't now the perfect time...
**[13:28] ---**
...to show them what you call an invasion?
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Show them...
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That's...!
**[13:39] ---**
When I departed from Planet Keron,
**[13:42] ---**
the Army supplied me with this
secret experimental weapon.
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Wait just a minute!
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Do you know what that is?
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My current mission is to test it,
and report the results back to the Army.
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Now is the time...
**[13:54] ---**
...to carry out my mission!
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S-Stop!
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That's...!
**[13:57] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[13:58] ---**
Don't get in my way!
**[13:59] ---**
My invasion of Pekopon is about to begin!
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Press any button!
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You went and said it!
**[14:26] ---**
What is that?!
**[14:28] ---**
I knew it...
**[14:29] ---**
This is... the Kiruru System...
**[14:34] ---**
Has it activated?!
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Commence... invasion.
**[14:42] ---**
Press any button, sir!
**[14:45] ---**
Choose a game, sir!
**[14:50] ---**
Hm? What happened?
**[14:52] ---**
Invasion... ma'am.
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Sis!
**[14:58] ---**
Invasion.
**[15:01] ---**
What are you playing at?
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You... are a prisoner, ma'am.
**[15:13] ---**
Wh-What is this...
**[15:18] ---**
What is all this?!
**[15:19] ---**
Sarge!
**[15:30] ---**
Y-You guys! What are you doing?!
**[15:33] ---**
What do you mean?
**[15:34] ---**
We're invading, sir.
**[15:36] ---**
What?!
**[15:37] ---**
To begin with...
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...we have captured two
Pekoponian prisoners, sir.
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We will use them as hostages,
**[15:44] ---**
and commence destruction
until the Pekoponians surrender, sir.
**[15:48] ---**
Sure.
**[15:50] ---**
Excuse me! Don't give me this!
**[15:52] ---**
Onono-san! There's something weird
about Sarge and the others!
**[15:55] ---**
Help us!
**[15:58] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
**[15:59] ---**
This method is not part
of my invasion philosophy!
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Release the Pekoponians!
**[16:04] ---**
He is saying things as soft as candy.
**[16:07] ---**
There is no place for mercy in an invasion.
**[16:09] ---**
Suppress with weaponry.
**[16:10] ---**
Only destruction is true invasion.
**[16:12] ---**
That isn't true!
**[16:13] ---**
Stop it!
**[16:14] ---**
Do it.
**[16:22] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[16:24] ---**
I activated the destruction device, sir.
**[16:26] ---**
First, we will reduce this city to dust, sir.
**[16:31] ---**
Is this...
**[16:32] ---**
...because of this thing?
**[16:34] ---**
It must be emitting special waves
that heighten invasion morale...
**[16:38] ---**
...to manipulate the
gutless Keroro Platoon!
**[16:43] ---**
Still...
**[16:44] ---**
To imagine that it would galvanize them
to invade in spite of their own will...
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Hey, stop that!
**[16:50] ---**
Sarge! This is going too far!
**[16:52] ---**
Gero gero.
**[16:53] ---**
Shut up, Pekoponians.
**[16:55] ---**
Hey!
**[16:58] ---**
I will teach you what a real invasion is!
**[17:19] ---**
Heavens...
**[17:20] ---**
Second Lieutenant Onono!
**[17:21] ---**
Do you understand what you have done, sir?
**[17:25] ---**
Destructive action.
**[17:26] ---**
Very funny.
**[17:28] ---**
It is treason without a cause.
**[17:30] ---**
Your methods are wrong!
**[17:32] ---**
Real invasions...
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...involve no more
destruction than necessary!
**[17:37] ---**
You are now obstructing our invasion.
**[17:41] ---**
Do it.
**[17:43] ---**
Stop it, guys!
**[17:47] ---**
Prepare yourself.
**[17:56] ---**
You think I'll let you get away?
**[18:07] ---**
Tamama Impact.
**[18:16] ---**
Nin!
**[18:27] ---**
In order to stop them,
**[18:30] ---**
I have no choice but to destroy
this giant machine!
**[18:32] ---**
But...
**[18:33] ---**
What part of it am I meant to destroy?
**[18:40] ---**
Where...
**[18:46] ---**
There!
**[18:47] ---**
If I just destroy that...
**[18:51] ---**
You let your guard down.
**[18:54] ---**
So did you.
**[18:56] ---**
What?!
**[19:01] ---**
This is my... invasion!
**[19:16] ---**
Gero!
**[19:26] ---**
Gero! What did you say?!
**[19:28] ---**
Second Lieutenant Onono?
**[19:29] ---**
Who is that?
**[19:31] ---**
I have memories up until the
Kiruru System activated, but...
**[19:34] ---**
It seems that we were made into warriors
who would invade by any means necessary.
**[19:40] ---**
An experimental Kiruru System device...
**[19:42] ---**
This is a museum-worthy antique.
**[19:45] ---**
Apparently Second Lieutenant Onono's
original mission was to test this thing.
**[19:50] ---**
Now that you mention it, where is he?
**[19:53] ---**
Hmm?
**[20:06] ---**
Platoon... a salute for
Second Lieutenant Onono!
**[20:12] ---**
Blarphfff!
**[20:14] ---**
I ain't dead, ya brats!
**[20:16] ---**
Are you sure you won't
go back to Planet Keron?
**[20:19] ---**
After watching you, it came to me.
**[20:22] ---**
Visiting planets and shaking up those squads
neglecting their invasion activities.
**[20:27] ---**
That will be *my* invasion activity.
**[20:30] ---**
That sounds kinda irritat—
**[20:33] ---**
Watch your mouth.
**[20:35] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[20:36] ---**
I mean, he broke the Kiruru System himself.
**[20:39] ---**
It'd be hard for him to return to Keron.
**[20:42] ---**
These are souvenirs for you!
**[20:46] ---**
I will take them gladly!
**[20:48] ---**
Take care.
**[20:49] ---**
Hey, why don't you change that
bandage on your arm for a new one?
**[20:54] ---**
Ah, thank you.
**[20:56] ---**
But my wound is healed now. Thank you.
**[20:59] ---**
I will return this.
**[21:00] ---**
U-Uh, that's okay...
**[21:02] ---**
You still... had that, sir?
**[21:05] ---**
Then I bid you farewell!
**[21:15] ---**
Forgot to put fuel in that capsule.
**[21:18] ---**
What?!
**[21:19] ---**
No worries, though.
**[21:21] ---**
It'll switch into automatic
sleep mode in no time.
**[21:26] ---**
And so, Second Lieutenant Onono,
who had awoken from a long, long sleep,
**[21:31] ---**
What a banana...
**[21:31] ---**
sunk into a long, long sleep once again.
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Is shining on us again today.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Yes, this is love.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Joy and sadness come in turns.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
If you can keep a smile on your face,
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
You can become a hero.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
hiiroo ni nareru sa
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
**[23:07] ---**
It's Warrant Officer Bariri.
**[23:09] ---**
I was on course to becoming an elite.
**[23:11] ---**
But now I walk the rosy path of love.
**[23:14] ---**
More to the point...
**[23:15] ---**
Chief Nurse, you belong to
the Galulu Platoon!
**[23:17] ---**
How long are you gonna be
with the Keroro Platoon?!
**[23:19] ---**
This is why I'm in this mess!
**[23:21] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:22] ---**
Your ectoplasm is coming out.
**[23:24] ---**
Tamama, Exiled from the
Nishizawa House, Sir?
**[23:27] ---**
"Momoka: A Chocolate Cake of
Love And Sadness, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!