E300 - Onono: The Phantom Keron Soldier, Sir!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
Huh? What's wrong, Natsumi-chan?
SIGN Tea
[01:42] ---
What is this?!
[01:47] ---
Onono: The Phantom Keron Soldier, Sir!
[01:53] ---
Gero!
[01:53] ---
It was you, wasn't it?!
[01:55] ---
Wh-Why would I trash the place
like I just robbed it, ma'am?!
[02:00] ---
I bet you were getting your own back for me
accidentally eating your choco-bananas.
SIGN Specially Made Choco-Bananas
[02:05] ---
Look, there're even footprints.
SIGN Footprints
[02:09] ---
Yeah, like I'd come into the house
with my feet plastered in mud!
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And besides! Even the laundry
that was out to dry is messed up!
[02:17] ---
My underpants are missing...
[02:20] ---
I'm on cleaning and laundry duty!
[02:22] ---
There's no way I'd do this, ma'am!
[02:24] ---
Then... who did?
[02:28] ---
W-Wait just a second, Natsumi.
[02:30] ---
I haven't stolen any laundry!
[02:33] ---
No one said it was you.
[02:36] ---
Suspicious.
[02:38] ---
I am innocent!
[02:39] ---
In fact,
[02:41] ---
over the past few days,
[02:42] ---
weapons and food supplies have been
going missing from my tent!
[02:45] ---
And, Sis,
[02:46] ---
you forgot to close that door yesterday.
[02:49] ---
Then... it was probably...
[02:53] ---
...someone from the outside, I bet?
[03:08] ---
You really think we can lure
the culprit out with this?
[03:12] ---
Why do we have to put
my underpants out there, too?
[03:15] ---
It can't be helped.
[03:16] ---
Master Fuyuki, thanks for
your cooperation, sir.
[03:22] ---
He's here.
[03:28] ---
That's...
[03:29] ---
...a Keronian?
[03:36] ---
He ran off!
[03:37] ---
Let's chase him!
[03:50] ---
Whoa! What is this place?
[03:52] ---
Come on, not here!
[03:54] ---
They always say this place
is haunted by ghosts!
[03:57] ---
Gh-Gh-Ghosts?!
[04:01] ---
I can't see anything...
[04:03] ---
Gh-Ghosts...
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Everyone, stick together
so that we don't get lost.
[04:07] ---
Yes, sir!
[04:09] ---
Where are you sticking?!
[04:11] ---
Shh!
[04:13] ---
I can hear something.
SIGN Tarako Ume Okaka
[04:19] ---
[04:27] ---
My Jabariser sausage!
[04:30] ---
Hey, thief!
[04:32] ---
I've been suspected, thanks to you!
[04:35] ---
I-Is he a ghost?
[04:38] ---
Dear me.
[04:40] ---
Not even a greeting at mealtime.
[04:44] ---
You guys...
[04:46] ---
...have no manners.
[04:50] ---
Those are my...!
[04:52] ---
What?!
[04:52] ---
Give them back!
[04:54] ---
I was injured!
[04:55] ---
This was emergency first-aid.
[05:00] ---
You're Keronians!
[05:01] ---
Gero.
[05:03] ---
You're only realizing that now, sir?
[05:05] ---
So? Who are you?
[05:07] ---
Keron Army Special Forces,
[05:10] ---
Independent Invasion Action Team,
[05:12] ---
Second Lieutenant Onono!
[05:13] ---
O-Onono?
[05:15] ---
I am the leader of the Keroro Platoon,
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[05:19] ---
Likewise, Keroro Platoon,
Corporal Giroro!
[05:23] ---
C-Could you be...
[05:25] ---
...that Second Lieutenant Onono?
[05:27] ---
You know who I am?
[05:29] ---
B-But... I heard that you passed away
in an unfortunate accident.
[05:35] ---
Idiot!
[05:36] ---
Watch your mouth!
[05:38] ---
I am not dead!
[05:39] ---
And what are these two?!
[05:42] ---
Th-They're Pekoponians, sir!
[05:44] ---
What?!
[05:45] ---
Pe-ko-ponians?!
[05:47] ---
Then...
[05:49] ---
...this is... Pekopon?!
SIGN The following day
[05:54] ---
And... the following day.
[05:56] ---
And when you woke up,
you were on Pekopon?
[05:58] ---
Yes.
[05:59] ---
To complete a confidential
mission for the army,
[06:02] ---
I was on my way to a certain planet.
[06:06] ---
However!
[06:07] ---
As luck would have it,
my saucer ran out of gas!
[06:17] ---
It switched into automatic sleep mode,
[06:20] ---
and when I came to, I was here.
[06:28] ---
Surprisingly boneheaded, sir!
[06:31] ---
Watch your mouth!
[06:33] ---
I'm sorry... I'm sorry... sorry, sir...
[06:33] ---
Looks like Second Lieutenant Onono was
sleeping in the saucer for quite a long time.
[06:38] ---
About how long, sir?
[06:41] ---
Look, just long, okay?
[06:43] ---
Gero.
[06:44] ---
I was taught about you at school
when I was a child.
[06:49] ---
Owowowowow...
[06:49] ---
They say you went on carrying out invasion
activities on your own without a squad.
[06:53] ---
You're legendary as a second lieutenant.
[06:55] ---
I... am, huh?
[06:58] ---
And... you guys. Why are you here?
[07:01] ---
We are here on Pekopon to invade, sir!
[07:04] ---
I see!
[07:05] ---
You've invaded Pekopon?!
[07:08] ---
No wonder you are getting along
so well with the Pekoponians!
[07:11] ---
U-Uh... erm...
[07:13] ---
Nice work, Keroro Platoon!
[07:15] ---
It doesn't look like you've destroyed
anything needlessly, either!
[07:18] ---
I'm sure my philosophy of invading
must be in the textbooks or something,
[07:22] ---
and you carried out my will!
[07:25] ---
N-No...
[07:26] ---
It's not like that...
[07:28] ---
A-Anyway!
[07:29] ---
We should move to our tactical headquarters,
[07:32] ---
and, uh, talk about it there!
[07:33] ---
Y-Yes, that sounds perfect!
[07:34] ---
It'll be educational.
[07:39] ---
Very well! Guide me.
SIGN Dangal
[07:43] ---
What?
SIGN Captain Geroro and Battle Squad Leader Kiroro's Space Conquest Radio
[07:48] ---
While I was asleep,
[07:50] ---
it looks like the technology of the
Keron Army advanced significantly.
[07:54] ---
This much is run-of-the-mill nowadays.
[07:58] ---
By the way, something
has been bothering me.
[08:01] ---
What is it, sir?
[08:03] ---
What are they supposed to be?
[08:05] ---
Gero!
[08:06] ---
Ahh, these are, uh...!
[08:08] ---
I-Invasion weapons, sir!
SIGN Invasion Weapons
[08:10] ---
No, they're clearly Gundam models.
SIGN Gundam Models
[08:13] ---
I see...
[08:14] ---
So even invasion robots have come
to be miniaturized in this age.
[08:20] ---
Pest of a man...
[08:21] ---
Hello!
[08:23] ---
Gero?
[08:24] ---
Ohh, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[08:25] ---
I brought the choco-bananas Mr. Sergeant
is addicted to! Let us eat them together!
[08:31] ---
H-Hey!
[08:33] ---
What in the world are they?!
[08:34] ---
Bananas covered in chocolate!
[08:36] ---
Wait, who are you?
[08:39] ---
Ah, this guy woke up from a very long sleep.
[08:42] ---
He's Second Lieutenant Onono, sir.
[08:46] ---
You have one, too, Mr. Onono.
[08:48] ---
O-Oh!
[08:51] ---
Then... I'll do just that...
[09:11] ---
I thought it wouldn't
suit older tastes, sir.
[09:17] ---
It's great!
[09:19] ---
What is this?! This exquisite,
meltingly sweet taste!
[09:23] ---
I've never eaten anything so delicious!
[09:26] ---
Banzai! Banzai!
[09:29] ---
Banzai!
[09:29] ---
Wow, he is happy.
[09:30] ---
It is with much embarrassment,
[09:31] ---
but I have returned!
[09:31] ---
I guess sweet things were still
a rarity in the old days.
[09:33] ---
I have awoken from my slumber!
[09:35] ---
You are wonderful!
[09:35] ---
Kind of a funny dude.
[09:36] ---
Banzai!
[09:37] ---
Uncle!
[09:38] ---
Gero!
[09:38] ---
Wait, just wait!
[09:38] ---
It's the reprinted Jumbo Dangal!
[09:39] ---
Choc-banana!
[09:40] ---
I bought it at the toy store by the station!
[09:40] ---
Banzai!
[09:42] ---
Banzaaai!
[09:43] ---
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
[09:43] ---
Or, like, rarely obtained?
[09:45] ---
C-Crap...
[09:49] ---
Did you say "toy"?
[09:50] ---
Yes! It's Uncle's toy!
[09:52] ---
Are those, too?!
[09:54] ---
Yes! They're Uncle's toys!
[09:57] ---
Wait wait wait!
[09:58] ---
That thing that Lady Mois has is—
[09:58] ---
Excuse me, stupid frog!
[10:00] ---
You didn't tidy away the tea
in the Japanese room!
[10:03] ---
Gero!
[10:04] ---
You pick now, of all times?
[10:06] ---
Hey! How many years has it been since
the Keroro Platoon invaded Pekopon?
[10:11] ---
What are you talking about?
[10:12] ---
They're far from invading.
These stupid frogs are just freeloaders!
[10:17] ---
So, tidy up, please.
[10:22] ---
U-Um... Onono-san...
[10:25] ---
You!
[10:26] ---
U-Uh, err, I never meant to trick you—
[10:29] ---
So you are, in fact,
not done with your invasion!
[10:32] ---
And you are settled in a
Pekoponian's house, playing with toys!
[10:35] ---
Sergeant Keroro!
[10:36] ---
Yes...
[10:37] ---
I want to hear your
self-criticism as an invader!
[10:40] ---
Self-criticism?
[10:42] ---
I just sit down here, and, like, invade...
[10:45] ---
You have done no invading at all!
[10:47] ---
As an invader,
[10:49] ---
I seek thorough reflection
from the Keroro Platoon!
[10:53] ---
Stand!
[10:55] ---
That man is scary.
[10:59] ---
What I'm trying to say...
[11:00] ---
What?!
[11:01] ---
...is "Let's just have
some fun with it, yeah?"
[11:04] ---
It's not every day we
invade Pekopon, after all!
[11:07] ---
Let's leave this
ancient thing behind! Thunk!
[11:10] ---
H-Hey, Keroro...
[11:12] ---
You idiot!
[11:14] ---
Watch your mouth!
[11:16] ---
You don't even know what invasion is!
[11:19] ---
Please, calm down!
[11:20] ---
Onono-chaaan,
[11:22] ---
You're just a bit of a fold ogey now,
sir, y'know?
[11:24] ---
What?
[11:25] ---
It is a big deal that you did
not know about choco-bananas.
[11:29] ---
Or, like, ana chronic?
[11:31] ---
Self-criticism?
[11:32] ---
Reflection?
[11:33] ---
Those aren't in fashion nowadays, sir!
[11:36] ---
Well, you've been asleep
a long time, Onono-chan.
[11:39] ---
It might be a bit of a
cruel realization for you!
[11:43] ---
What a banana...
[12:00] ---
Are my invasions... over?
[12:27] ---
Oh, yes...
[12:29] ---
I still have my mission.
[12:32] ---
My invasion activities are still ongoing.
[12:36] ---
However, in this lackadaisical age,
[12:39] ---
is there any meaning in carrying
this mission to completion?
[12:49] ---
Oh, it's you.
[12:51] ---
Corporal Giroro, I believe?
[12:53] ---
Is this what invasions are like nowadays?
[12:56] ---
No...
[12:58] ---
In the old days, everyone took their
invasion activities seriously.
[13:02] ---
I'll admit that some of my subordinates
didn't pull their weight,
[13:05] ---
but I always tackled them head-on.
[13:08] ---
Which led to you being assigned to
the Independent Invasion Action Team.
[13:12] ---
That's what I was taught.
[13:15] ---
Second Lieutenant, your invasions are
from a time before we were even born.
[13:20] ---
No one knows about them now.
[13:22] ---
"No one knows"... huh.
[13:25] ---
But... isn't now the perfect time...
[13:28] ---
...to show them what you call an invasion?
[13:34] ---
Show them...
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That's...!
[13:39] ---
When I departed from Planet Keron,
[13:42] ---
the Army supplied me with this
secret experimental weapon.
[13:44] ---
Wait just a minute!
[13:46] ---
Do you know what that is?
[13:48] ---
My current mission is to test it,
and report the results back to the Army.
[13:53] ---
Now is the time...
[13:54] ---
...to carry out my mission!
[13:55] ---
S-Stop!
[13:57] ---
That's...!
[13:57] ---
What are you doing?!
[13:58] ---
Don't get in my way!
[13:59] ---
My invasion of Pekopon is about to begin!
[14:02] ---
Press any button!
[14:06] ---
You went and said it!
[14:26] ---
What is that?!
[14:28] ---
I knew it...
[14:29] ---
This is... the Kiruru System...
[14:34] ---
Has it activated?!
[14:39] ---
Commence... invasion.
[14:42] ---
Press any button, sir!
[14:45] ---
Choose a game, sir!
[14:50] ---
Hm? What happened?
[14:52] ---
Invasion... ma'am.
[14:55] ---
Sis!
[14:58] ---
Invasion.
[15:01] ---
What are you playing at?
[15:02] ---
You... are a prisoner, ma'am.
[15:13] ---
Wh-What is this...
[15:18] ---
What is all this?!
[15:19] ---
Sarge!
[15:30] ---
Y-You guys! What are you doing?!
[15:33] ---
What do you mean?
[15:34] ---
We're invading, sir.
[15:36] ---
What?!
[15:37] ---
To begin with...
[15:38] ---
...we have captured two
Pekoponian prisoners, sir.
[15:41] ---
We will use them as hostages,
[15:44] ---
and commence destruction
until the Pekoponians surrender, sir.
[15:48] ---
Sure.
[15:50] ---
Excuse me! Don't give me this!
[15:52] ---
Onono-san! There's something weird
about Sarge and the others!
[15:55] ---
Help us!
[15:58] ---
Sergeant Keroro!
[15:59] ---
This method is not part
of my invasion philosophy!
[16:02] ---
Release the Pekoponians!
[16:04] ---
He is saying things as soft as candy.
[16:07] ---
There is no place for mercy in an invasion.
[16:09] ---
Suppress with weaponry.
[16:10] ---
Only destruction is true invasion.
[16:12] ---
That isn't true!
[16:13] ---
Stop it!
[16:14] ---
Do it.
[16:22] ---
What are you doing?!
[16:24] ---
I activated the destruction device, sir.
[16:26] ---
First, we will reduce this city to dust, sir.
[16:31] ---
Is this...
[16:32] ---
...because of this thing?
[16:34] ---
It must be emitting special waves
that heighten invasion morale...
[16:38] ---
...to manipulate the
gutless Keroro Platoon!
[16:43] ---
Still...
[16:44] ---
To imagine that it would galvanize them
to invade in spite of their own will...
[16:48] ---
Hey, stop that!
[16:50] ---
Sarge! This is going too far!
[16:52] ---
Gero gero.
[16:53] ---
Shut up, Pekoponians.
[16:55] ---
Hey!
[16:58] ---
I will teach you what a real invasion is!
[17:19] ---
Heavens...
[17:20] ---
Second Lieutenant Onono!
[17:21] ---
Do you understand what you have done, sir?
[17:25] ---
Destructive action.
[17:26] ---
Very funny.
[17:28] ---
It is treason without a cause.
[17:30] ---
Your methods are wrong!
[17:32] ---
Real invasions...
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...involve no more
destruction than necessary!
[17:37] ---
You are now obstructing our invasion.
[17:41] ---
Do it.
[17:43] ---
Stop it, guys!
[17:47] ---
Prepare yourself.
[17:56] ---
You think I'll let you get away?
[18:07] ---
Tamama Impact.
[18:16] ---
Nin!
[18:27] ---
In order to stop them,
[18:30] ---
I have no choice but to destroy
this giant machine!
[18:32] ---
But...
[18:33] ---
What part of it am I meant to destroy?
[18:40] ---
Where...
[18:46] ---
There!
[18:47] ---
If I just destroy that...
[18:51] ---
You let your guard down.
[18:54] ---
So did you.
[18:56] ---
What?!
[19:01] ---
This is my... invasion!
[19:16] ---
Gero!
[19:26] ---
Gero! What did you say?!
[19:28] ---
Second Lieutenant Onono?
[19:29] ---
Who is that?
[19:31] ---
I have memories up until the
Kiruru System activated, but...
[19:34] ---
It seems that we were made into warriors
who would invade by any means necessary.
[19:40] ---
An experimental Kiruru System device...
[19:42] ---
This is a museum-worthy antique.
[19:45] ---
Apparently Second Lieutenant Onono's
original mission was to test this thing.
[19:50] ---
Now that you mention it, where is he?
[19:53] ---
Hmm?
[20:06] ---
Platoon... a salute for
Second Lieutenant Onono!
[20:12] ---
Blarphfff!
[20:14] ---
I ain't dead, ya brats!
[20:16] ---
Are you sure you won't
go back to Planet Keron?
[20:19] ---
After watching you, it came to me.
[20:22] ---
Visiting planets and shaking up those squads
neglecting their invasion activities.
[20:27] ---
That will be my invasion activity.
[20:30] ---
That sounds kinda irritat—
[20:33] ---
Watch your mouth.
[20:35] ---
Yes, yes.
[20:36] ---
I mean, he broke the Kiruru System himself.
[20:39] ---
It'd be hard for him to return to Keron.
[20:42] ---
These are souvenirs for you!
[20:46] ---
I will take them gladly!
[20:48] ---
Take care.
[20:49] ---
Hey, why don't you change that
bandage on your arm for a new one?
[20:54] ---
Ah, thank you.
[20:56] ---
But my wound is healed now. Thank you.
[20:59] ---
I will return this.
[21:00] ---
U-Uh, that's okay...
[21:02] ---
You still... had that, sir?
[21:05] ---
Then I bid you farewell!
[21:15] ---
Forgot to put fuel in that capsule.
[21:18] ---
What?!
[21:19] ---
No worries, though.
[21:21] ---
It'll switch into automatic
sleep mode in no time.
[21:26] ---
And so, Second Lieutenant Onono,
who had awoken from a long, long sleep,
[21:31] ---
What a banana...
[21:31] ---
sunk into a long, long sleep once again.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
It's Warrant Officer Bariri.
[23:09] ---
I was on course to becoming an elite.
[23:11] ---
But now I walk the rosy path of love.
[23:14] ---
More to the point...
[23:15] ---
Chief Nurse, you belong to
the Galulu Platoon!
[23:17] ---
How long are you gonna be
with the Keroro Platoon?!
[23:19] ---
This is why I'm in this mess!
[23:21] ---
Never mind that!
[23:22] ---
Your ectoplasm is coming out.
[23:24] ---
Tamama, Exiled from the
Nishizawa House, Sir?
[23:27] ---
"Momoka: A Chocolate Cake of
Love And Sadness, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!