# E292 - Natsumi: The Secret of the Chest of Drawers, Sir! / Keroro: You're in My Dream, Sir!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV248G/natsumi-the-secret-of-the-chest-of-drawers-sir--keroro-youre-in-my-dream-sir)<br>
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero! Kero! Kero!<br>**[00:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero! Kero! Kero!<br>**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!<br>**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-kero kero!<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-kero kero~!<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I leave home with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an umbrella, it never rains.<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare<br>**[00:20] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"<br>**[00:20] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"<br>**[00:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot to cook rice for the curry!<br>**[00:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Karee no raisu o takiwasure<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hopped on to find it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was going the wrong way.<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tobinottara yukisaki chigau<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The company vacation was to Keron.<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shain ryokou wa Keron<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, dinner is much cheaper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you buy it at the store!<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!<br>**[00:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Gero! Gero!<br>**[00:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Gero! Gero!<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo<br>**[00:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-gero gero!<br>**[00:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-gero gero~!<br>**[00:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I run to answer the phone,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it's a fax coming in.<br>**[00:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri<br>**[01:00] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today marks "the first year<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Keroro era"!<br>**[01:00] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"<br>**[01:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sweep the square areas circularly.<br>**[01:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake<br>**[01:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.<br>**[01:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun<br>**[01:20] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, five minutes from the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;station was actually fifteen!<br>**[01:20] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!<br>**[01:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, soldier men,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's a job well done!<br>**[01:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!<br>**[01:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The universe is immeasurably vast.<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong, Natsumi?!<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis! What is it?<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Over there!<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something strange is over there!<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something strange?<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There isn't anything.<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis, you probably had a dream.<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right.<br>**[02:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi: The Secret of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chest of Drawers, Sir!<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm home!<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just my imagination... right?<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oof, oof...<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[03:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D-Don't eat me!<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An alien child?<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There you go.<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a drink called cocoa.<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try it.<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's nice and sweet!<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's your name?<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is Stan.<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what were you doing in my room?<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More importantly,<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stan-kun, are you lost?<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. I got separated from Papa.<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, well.<br>**[03:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is a disaster.<br>**[03:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'd better help him find his father.<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid frog, I'm counting on you.<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Save it for the space police.<br>**[03:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I may not look like it, but I'm busy...<br>**[04:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like I said, I want you to ask<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the space police!<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right! I'll get on that now!<br>**[04:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pekoponians really are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;scary, barbaric creatures!<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's not what you think...<br>**[04:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder what image aliens throughout<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the universe have of Earthlings.<br>**[04:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stan-kun!<br>**[04:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come here a sec!<br>**[04:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen up.<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That thing is a secret from everybody.<br>**[04:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?<br>**[04:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because if the secret gets out,<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that Pekoponian girl will transform<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into a scary creature like before!<br>**[04:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G-Got it! I promise I won't say a word!<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A lost Utanbaian child whose name is Stan.<br>**[04:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it, poya.<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll inquire right away, poya.<br>**[04:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm counting on you.<br>**[04:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The answer came out, poya.<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stan-kun's Papa filed a report, poya.<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll inform him right away,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and then he can pick up his son, poya.<br>**[05:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did a good job, poya.<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could you just put the monitor away?<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gotcha!<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shoot!<br>**[05:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I lost again!<br>**[05:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's amazing, Stan-kun.<br>**[05:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not many people can beat my sister.<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wanna play one more time?<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or try another game?<br>**[05:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got one where you fight monsters.<br>**[05:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, thanks.<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm back!<br>**[05:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome home. How'd it go?<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The space police contacted his papa.<br>**[05:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He should be here soon to pick his son up.<br>**[05:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good for you, Stan-kun.<br>**[06:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Papa...<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to cry.<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your father will be here to pick you up soon.<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid frog, isn't there<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some toy he can play with?<br>**[06:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, Gundam Ground Type!<br>**[06:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With this, you can play 08 MS Platoon!<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero...<br>**[06:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's strange.<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He should've gotten into<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the scene where they use<br>**[06:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a beam saber to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; heat up the bath water.<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kids don't understand things like that.<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me!<br>**[06:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard you were taking care of my son.<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Papa!<br>**[06:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I apologize for the trouble my Stan caused.<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go on, now. Say your thanks.<br>**[06:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Big sister, big brother, uncle,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thank you for everything.<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just don't get lost again.<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had a good time watching<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you play video games.<br>**[06:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come back when you have more time.<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[06:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot something!<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[07:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He forgot something?<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oof...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Stamp Rally
<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you find what you forgot?<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[07:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[07:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A stamp notebook.<br>**[07:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you were doing a stamp rally!<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was doing that when he got lost.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Stamp Rally
<br>**[07:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got lost,<br>**[07:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I managed to make my way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to her bedroom by myself.<br>**[07:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My bedroom?<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, was that a secret?<br>**[07:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks, everyone. Bye bye!<br>**[07:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodbye.<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[07:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Natsumi! Where are you going?<br>**[07:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder what this is.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pekopon
<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rumble Rumble Rumble
<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the meaning of this, stupid frog?<br>**[08:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know...<br>**[08:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no idea.<br>**[08:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uncle! Uncle!<br>**[08:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The space travel agency<br>**[08:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;transferred the stamp rally<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;facility sponsor fee!<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, money confirmed?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grind Grind Grind Grind
<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uncle!<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid frog! You used<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my room without asking?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grind Grind Grind Grind
<br>**[08:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, outsiders aren't allowed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inside our underground base,<br>**[08:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wouldn't be able to make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gundam models in peace in my room,<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and this is definitely the front line<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Pekopon invasion!<br>**[08:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Remove my room from the rally right now!<br>**[08:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it?!<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That won't be easy,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; since it's already in this pamphlet.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Challenge Yourself!  Space Sightseeing Tour Stamp Rally
<br>**[08:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Sightseeing Tour Stamp Rally...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pekopon
<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It sounds kind of fun.<br>**[08:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me a break.<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We did something like this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a long time ago, Sis.<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Remember, with Mom?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stamp Point 7 Stamp Rally
<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We just need three more!<br>**[09:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the next station?<br>**[09:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Mom couldn't get a day off,<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so we weren't able to complete it.<br>**[09:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I kind of remember...<br>**[09:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Natsumi.<br>**[09:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't crush the dreams of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;children throughout the universe!<br>**[09:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not your place to say that!<br>**[09:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is it!<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got it!<br>**[09:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need just one more to complete it!<br>**[09:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next one is in the M78 Nebula.<br>**[09:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, I'll do my best to get us there.<br>**[09:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you. Sorry for the intrusion.<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry.<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See?<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge shouldn't have done that,<br>**[09:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but there are kids who are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;looking forward to it.<br>**[09:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, fine.<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll put up with it until the rally's over.<br>**[09:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's my Lady Natsumi!<br>**[09:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As your punishment, stupid frog,<br>**[10:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're cleaning the toilet<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;every day until the rally's done.<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[10:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, revenge justice?<br>**[10:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look!<br>**[10:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All those UFOs!<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The universe is immeasurably vast.<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But perhaps the parent-child relationship<br>**[10:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is the same wherever you go.<br>**[10:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone in front of the TV,<br>**[10:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;did your alarm clock<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wake you up this morning?<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had a good night's sleep.<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[10:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zeta?<br>**[10:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Double Zeta?<br>**[10:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[10:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tama...<br>**[10:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giro?<br>**[10:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are we?<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why were we sleeping here?<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong, Natsumi?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;School Swimsuit
<br>**[11:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey!<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why am I wearing a swimsuit?!<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! That's what you call<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;eye candy for the viewers!<br>**[11:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I see!<br>**[11:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero gero!<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As if!<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero...<br>**[11:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[11:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it, stupid frog?<br>**[11:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Natsumi,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'd like you to scold me again.<br>**[11:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! That's a creepy request!<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just do it already!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Punish me like you did a minute ago!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clobber
<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sergeant!<br>**[11:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't hurt.<br>**[11:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That didn't hurt at all.<br>**[11:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not feeling any pain.<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could this be...<br>**[11:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. This story takes place<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inside of a dream.<br>**[11:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro: You're in My Dream, Sir!<br>**[12:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Inside a dream?<br>**[12:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the only way to explain<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this inexplicable situation.<br>**[12:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It certainly is inexplicable.<br>**[12:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm wearing a swimsuit because it's a dream?<br>**[12:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's probably someone's wish!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gulp
<br>**[12:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gulp.<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it's a dream, we'll wake up pretty soon.<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No need to fret or panic.<br>**[12:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can just lounge around here, no problem!<br>**[12:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is my Mr. Sergeant!<br>**[12:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even in a dream, your way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of living is consistent.<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a bad feeling about this...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shonen Alpha
<br>**[12:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The latest issue of *Shonen Alpha* <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and a chaise lounge!<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a great dream!<br>**[12:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see what Captain Geroro<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is up to this month...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should I put into the miso soup today? Let's go with seaweed.
<br>**[12:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?!<br>**[12:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[12:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?!<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're all the same page!<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid frog?!<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The chair ate Mr. Sergeant!<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What is this?<br>**[13:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no guarantee that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this is a good dream.<br>**[13:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It could even be a nightmare.<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought we might die back there.<br>**[13:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shouldn't we be fine because it's a dream?<br>**[13:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want no part of scary stuff like that!<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like I thought, we don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wanna stay here long.<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna wake up now<br>**[13:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and finish the Gundam model<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I was working on.<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A 1/3,000th scale MG Solar Ray!<br>**[13:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously?<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When was this fanboy item released?<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, stupid frog!<br>**[13:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sergeant, this is a dream!<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you knock it off?!<br>**[13:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't know what's gonna<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;happen if you open that!<br>**[13:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow!<br>**[14:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It comes with a 1/3,000th<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Colonel Asakura scale figure!<br>**[14:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who cares?!<br>**[14:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?!<br>**[14:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[14:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is why we tried to stop you.<br>**[14:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not allowed to mess with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anything else, stupid frog.<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is getting more and more nightmarish.<br>**[14:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does anyone have an idea<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of how to escape from here?<br>**[14:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess there wouldn't be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a dream exit somewhere?<br>**[14:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As if there'd be something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;random like that...<br>**[14:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's...<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This must mean something.<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All of these doors must be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;exits from the dream!<br>**[14:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think so, too!<br>**[14:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm reluctant,<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but we have to open the doors<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and look inside.<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's each open a door!<br>**[15:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go with the green one!<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take the red one!<br>**[15:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll open the black one!<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then yellow for me!<br>**[15:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then whi...<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;White has nothing to do with me!<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One-two...<br>**[15:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[15:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My room...<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay! I made it back!<br>**[15:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can relax when I'm in my own room.<br>**[15:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's time for *623 Radio!*<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's time for *623 Radio!*<br>**[15:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll start off with a poem.<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Old pond.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ga Ga Ga Ga
<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A frog jumps in...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ga Ga Ga Ga
<br>**[15:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The first missive comes from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natchi-san, who lives in Inner-Tokyo.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ga Ga Ga Ga
<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My postcard!<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Good evening, 623-san."<br>**[15:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good evening!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honk Honk Honk Honk
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ga Ga Ga Ga
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beep Beep Beep Beep
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honk Honk Honk Honk
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Burble Burble Burble Burble
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thud Thud Thud Thud
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Burble Burble Burble Burble
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beep Beep Beep Beep
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ga Ga Ga Ga
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ga Ga Ga Ga
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ru Ru Ru Ru
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ga Ga Ga Ga
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rattle Rattle Rattle Rattle
<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crash Crash Crash Crash
<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no!<br>**[16:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I took a catnap during a battle?<br>**[16:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how many there are,<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let them break this line of defense!<br>**[16:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What is this?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sea Cucumber
<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sea cucumber.<br>**[16:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sea cucumbers...<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sea cucumbers!<br>**[16:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[16:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, Keroro!<br>**[16:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come back here!<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Stay away from me!<br>**[16:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A dream!<br>**[16:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a dream!<br>**[16:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a dream!<br>**[17:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So how was it?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiver Tremble Shiver Tremble
<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Scary...<br>**[17:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamama?<br>**[17:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too bright...<br>**[17:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That woman...<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck happened?<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I swear, one day,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'll start with her big toe...<br>**[17:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't really want to imagine...<br>**[17:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero? The phone?<br>**[17:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero kero?<br>**[17:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sergeant Keroro here!<br>**[17:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello! Uncle?<br>**[17:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Mois!<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-We have an emergency!<br>**[17:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An abnormal value is on the monitor!<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this rate, something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;irreparable will happen!<br>**[17:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, urgent problem?<br>**[17:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, Lady Mois...<br>**[17:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no idea what you're talking about.<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have you forgotten?<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All of you are doing a trial run of a device<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that lets you share the same dream!<br>**[17:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All of us?<br>**[17:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A device?<br>**[17:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That lets us share the same dream?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleep
<br>**[18:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I remember!<br>**[18:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did make that, didn't I?<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That woman...<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then your machine is showing us this dream?<br>**[18:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why am I involved?<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mois-chan!<br>**[18:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you tell me the value<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;displayed on the monitor?<br>**[18:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yellow-san!<br>**[18:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Non-REM sleep rate is currently at 84%!<br>**[18:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ack! Seriously?<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong?<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's non-REM sleep?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;REM Sleep
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Non-REM Sleep
<br>**[18:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleep alternates between<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shallow REM sleep<br>**[18:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and deep non-REM sleep.<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, our non-REM sleep rate is 84%.<br>**[18:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that reaches 100%...<br>**[18:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it reaches 100%...<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...we'll never wake up.<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We won't be able to return to reality!<br>**[18:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[18:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've gotta be kidding me!<br>**[18:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should we do, Kululu?!<br>**[18:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All you have to do is wake up, madam!<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However...<br>**[19:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...it's deep non-REM sleep,<br>**[19:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so that's not such an easy thing to do!<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Mois!<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please wake us up!<br>**[19:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been trying to do that!<br>**[19:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you're all sleeping so deeply...<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, sleeping nuisance!<br>**[19:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't we do anything, Kululu?<br>**[19:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even in Keronian science,<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the dream mechanism<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't fully understood!<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even I have to throw in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the towel on this one.<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It can't be...<br>**[19:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong, stupid frog?<br>**[19:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, um...<br>**[19:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nervousness is making me suddenly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have to use the bathroom...<br>**[19:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that you mention it, me too...<br>**[19:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me, too!<br>**[19:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At a time like this?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Temporary Toilets
<br>**[19:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toilets have conveniently appeared!<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[19:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm positive nothing good<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is going to come of that!<br>**[19:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't care! I can't hold on anymore!<br>**[19:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez!<br>**[19:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't come crying to me if you wet the bed!<br>**[20:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?!<br>**[20:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giro!<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tama!<br>**[20:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is why I warned you!<br>**[20:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This sucks!<br>**[20:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's okay!<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, this is a dream!<br>**[20:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right! It has to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the dream's ending!<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow-ow-ow...<br>**[20:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank goodness.<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was a dream!<br>**[20:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had a really scary dream last night!<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a coincidence! So did I!<br>**[20:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Me, too!<br>**[21:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me, too.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Silence
<br>**[21:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D-Don't tell me...<br>**[21:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Commander!<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gulp...<br>**[21:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The machine you've been waiting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so long for is complete!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleep
<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't we try it out?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleep
<br>**[21:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are there such things as prophetic dreams?<br>**[21:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder what kind of dream the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sergeant and company will have next.<br>**[21:41] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look up and see! That star in the night sky<br>**[21:41] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miagete goran   Yozora no ano hoshi wa<br>**[21:45] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is shining on us again today.<br>**[21:45] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru<br>**[21:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An all-year-round full-attendance award.<br>**[21:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa<br>**[21:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, this is love.<br>**[21:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sou   Kore wa ai da ne<br>**[21:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Joy and sadness come in turns.<br>**[21:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hare nochi kumori mata hare<br>**[22:02] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can keep a smile on your face,<br>**[22:02] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can become a hero.<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hiiroo ni nareru sa<br>**[22:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.<br>**[22:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de<br>**[22:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!<br>**[22:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo   Wooooo<br>**[22:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!<br>**[22:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hareruya   Nandemo dekiso~ YA!<br>**[22:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I'm with you, nothing scares me!<br>**[22:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa<br>**[22:37] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, we are riding on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a dream-colored train.<br>**[22:37] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ima bokura yume-iro torein de<br>**[22:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're passing through a sea of stars,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on a journey through the galaxy.<br>**[22:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru<br>**[23:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sergeant Keroro here!<br>**[23:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We did it again, 30 minutes of gerogero!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again
<br>**[23:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm impressed by how I can keep doing these.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Red
<br>**[23:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Short stories on parade!<br>**[23:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's more! It's not over yet!<br>**[23:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The live-action version is also powered-up!<br>**[23:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That aside,<br>**[23:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this is what happens when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you win the lottery.<br>**[23:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again, Sir!"<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Live-action <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro Platoon War Chronicle<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Trailer Ver. 1
<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got 13 super-deluxe stories!<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How's that?<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-Gero!<br>