# E287 - Natsumi: Stop My Hiccups, Sir! / Kero Zero: Waiting on the Training Planet, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW54E/natsumi-stop-my-hiccups-sir--kero-zero-waiting-on-the-training-planet-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:31] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[01:34] ---**
It always comes suddenly.
**[01:37] ---**
It arrives without regard to time or place,
and gives no forewarning.
**[01:41] ---**
Hic!
**[01:44] ---**
Hic!
**[01:48] ---**
Hic!
**[01:49] ---**
O-Oh, no!
**[01:51] ---**
I wonder where that's from all of a sudden.
**[01:53] ---**
Hic!
**[01:54] ---**
That's right. Its name is...
**[01:55] ---**
...hiccups!
***SIGN*** Hiccups
**[02:00] ---**
Natsumi: Stop My Hiccups, Sir!
**[02:05] ---**
Hic!
**[02:06] ---**
Hic!
**[02:08] ---**
What should I do?!
**[02:09] ---**
I have to leave for the
live radio show recording!
**[02:13] ---**
Hic!
**[02:14] ---**
You should drink water
while holding your nose.
**[02:17] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[02:18] ---**
At a time like this, I shouldn't
panic or make a fuss.
**[02:20] ---**
Hic!
**[02:28] ---**
Well? Did they stop?
**[02:32] ---**
Hic!
**[02:33] ---**
No, they won't go away!
**[02:36] ---**
Oh, Natsumi!
**[02:37] ---**
You still have the hiccups?
**[02:39] ---**
Yeah...
**[02:40] ---**
What should I do?
**[02:41] ---**
Hic!
**[02:42] ---**
It's okay!
**[02:44] ---**
At a time like this,
**[02:45] ---**
go with the method that Grandma taught me.
**[02:49] ---**
You make a cross with chopsticks like this
**[02:53] ---**
and then drink tea from each
of the four quadrants in order.
**[02:55] ---**
Your hiccups will be gone before you know it!
**[02:57] ---**
That really works?
**[02:59] ---**
Hic!
**[03:02] ---**
First quadrant...
**[03:04] ---**
Second quadrant...
**[03:07] ---**
Third quadrant...
**[03:09] ---**
Fourth quadrant...
**[03:12] ---**
Well?
**[03:13] ---**
Hic! Hic!
**[03:15] ---**
That always works for me...
**[03:20] ---**
It's that time already?!
**[03:22] ---**
Sorry, I have to pick up a manuscript.
**[03:25] ---**
I'll call you if I remember any more methods.
**[03:29] ---**
Wait, Mom!
**[03:30] ---**
Hic!
**[03:31] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?
**[03:33] ---**
My hiccups won't stop!
**[03:36] ---**
Hic!
**[03:37] ---**
Hiccups, huh?
**[03:39] ---**
I'll stop them for good with
a secret Keronian method.
**[03:43] ---**
Cross your arms.
**[03:45] ---**
Pull on your ears!
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Then turn around three times
while standing on one foot.
**[03:50] ---**
Once, twice, three times!
**[03:55] ---**
Well, Natsumi?
**[03:57] ---**
Hic! Hic!
**[04:00] ---**
They just got even worse!
**[04:03] ---**
Hic!
**[04:05] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[04:08] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[04:10] ---**
You know a way to stop hiccups?
**[04:13] ---**
Of course!
**[04:15] ---**
Only for you, Lady Natsumi!
**[04:17] ---**
Hic!
**[04:18] ---**
I'll initiate you into the
closely guarded forbidden art
**[04:18] ---**
Hic!
**[04:20] ---**
Hic!
**[04:21] ---**
of stopping hiccups, passed down
**[04:22] ---**
Hic!
**[04:23] ---**
for generations in my family.
**[04:23] ---**
Hic!
**[04:25] ---**
Closely guarded?
**[04:25] ---**
Hic!
**[04:26] ---**
That's right!
**[04:26] ---**
First,
**[04:27] ---**
put on this bald wig!
***SIGN*** Bald Wig
**[04:31] ---**
That method is baloney!
**[04:33] ---**
The final point!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[04:36] ---**
You haven't finished the manuscript because
you've been hiccuping since yesterday?
**[04:40] ---**
Then, Sensei...
**[04:42] ---**
Let me ask you something.
**[04:44] ---**
What color is a sunflower?
**[04:47] ---**
Then what color are eggplants?
**[04:49] ---**
What's this about?
**[04:50] ---**
When someone's hiccups won't stop,
**[04:52] ---**
supposedly asking questions to get "yellow"
and "purple" as answers will help.
***SIGN*** Yellow
**[04:57] ---**
I'm told that for some
reason the pronunciation of
***SIGN*** Purple
**[05:00] ---**
"yellow" and "purple" is
effective against hiccups.
**[05:07] ---**
"Yellow" and "purple"?
**[05:08] ---**
Yeah, we were just about to test that out.
**[05:13] ---**
What color is Sergeant Major Kululu?
***SIGN*** Yellow
**[05:15] ---**
Y-Yellow...
**[05:17] ---**
And how about First Lieutenant Galulu?
***SIGN*** Purple
**[05:19] ---**
P-Purple...
**[05:22] ---**
Hic!
**[05:25] ---**
What should I do?!
**[05:27] ---**
I can't go to 623-san's
public recording like this!
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
***SIGN*** Hic!!
**[05:30] ---**
Hic!
**[05:31] ---**
Please, stupid frog!
**[05:33] ---**
Do something!
**[05:34] ---**
Hic!
**[05:35] ---**
Easy for you to say...
**[05:37] ---**
If you get rid of my hiccups...
**[05:39] ---**
Hic!
**[05:40] ---**
Gero?
**[05:41] ---**
...I'll do all of the cooking,
cleaning, and laundry this month!
**[05:46] ---**
Hic!
**[05:46] ---**
W-What?!
***SIGN*** Duty Change
***SIGN*** Hiccups
**[05:49] ---**
And so...
**[05:52] ---**
Keroro Platoon!
**[05:53] ---**
We're going all-out to stop
Lady Natsumi's hiccups!
**[05:57] ---**
Whether on Keron or Pekopon,
the classic way to stop hiccups...
***SIGN*** Relieved of Cleaning Duty
***SIGN*** Relieved of Cooking Duty
***SIGN*** Relieved of Laundry Duty
***SIGN*** Relieved of All Duties
**[06:01] ---**
...is to surprise the person!
**[06:03] ---**
So, first, yellow one!
**[06:06] ---**
Yellow?
**[06:07] ---**
Okay.
**[06:11] ---**
Wh-What is that?
**[06:13] ---**
Hic!
**[06:15] ---**
Hic!
**[06:16] ---**
Sis!
**[06:26] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[06:28] ---**
Were you surprised, Lady Natsumi?
**[06:31] ---**
H-Hey, stupid frog!
What the heck are you doing?!
**[06:34] ---**
Okay, okay, Lady Natsumi.
***SIGN*** Refreshing! Intense invasion!
**[06:36] ---**
Have a piece of gum and relax.
**[06:41] ---**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Trick Gum
**[06:42] ---**
Trick gum!
**[06:44] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[06:45] ---**
Natchi!
**[06:46] ---**
Look over here!
**[06:49] ---**
Okay, cheese!
**[06:52] ---**
And the coup de grace!
**[06:56] ---**
Love me tender... What am I saying?!
**[07:05] ---**
H-How's that, Lady Natsumi?
**[07:11] ---**
Hic!
**[07:12] ---**
Hic!
**[07:14] ---**
Since it's come to this,
**[07:15] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[07:17] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[07:19] ---**
I'll stop the hiccups by using
my Lucifer Sphere to deliver
**[07:23] ---**
a direct impact to
Natsumi-san's diaphragm!
**[07:25] ---**
W-Wait, Mois-chan, that's going too far...
**[07:28] ---**
It'll be all right, Natsumi-san!
**[07:30] ---**
One wrong move would be disastrous,
**[07:33] ---**
but I'll be sure to hold back!
**[07:35] ---**
Or, like, narrow escape?
**[07:39] ---**
Armageddon!
**[07:41] ---**
One-one quadrillionth, five thousandth,
six hundred-and-seventy-fourth!
**[07:50] ---**
Hic!
**[07:52] ---**
Hic!
**[07:53] ---**
Hic!
**[07:54] ---**
Hic!
**[07:55] ---**
Hic!
**[07:56] ---**
Uncanny...
**[07:57] ---**
I have never heard of hiccups
holding out like this.
**[08:03] ---**
Maybe it's a case of...
**[08:04] ---**
...space hiccups!
**[08:04] ---**
Hic! Hic! Hic!
***SIGN*** Space Hiccups
**[08:08] ---**
With normal hiccups,
**[08:10] ---**
the diaphragm convulses.
**[08:12] ---**
But with space hiccups,
a space creature called a Hic Cuppin
**[08:15] ---**
causes convulsions by planting
an egg in the diaphragm.
**[08:19] ---**
E-Egg?!
**[08:21] ---**
And it's contagious!
**[08:24] ---**
Hic!
**[08:25] ---**
Hic!
**[08:26] ---**
Hic!
**[08:27] ---**
Hic!
**[08:27] ---**
Hic!
**[08:29] ---**
Everyone...
**[08:30] ---**
I-It seems Hic Cuppins have planted
eggs in all our diaphragms.
**[08:36] ---**
Hic!
**[08:37] ---**
What happens when you've got
an egg planted inside of you?!
**[08:40] ---**
If the symptoms rapidly advance,
**[08:42] ---**
you'll suddenly start singing...
**[08:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron, kero kero...
**[08:45] ---**
And then you can't help dancing!
**[08:47] ---**
My body is moving by itself!
**[08:49] ---**
And finally, you make a short joke!
**[08:51] ---**
Right, oh poppy!
**[08:53] ---**
Then the egg hatches
**[08:55] ---**
and comes out the mouth!
**[09:06] ---**
Hic Cuppin!
**[09:10] ---**
I-It came out!
**[09:13] ---**
Th-This is bad!
**[09:15] ---**
At this rate, the Hinata house will...
**[09:17] ---**
Hic!
**[09:18] ---**
O-Oh, no, you don't!
**[09:21] ---**
Hic!
**[09:22] ---**
Scum!
**[09:24] ---**
What did you do to my Mr. Sergeant?!
**[09:26] ---**
Tamama Im...
***SIGN*** Hiccup
**[09:27] ---**
Hic!
**[09:28] ---**
Tama!
**[09:33] ---**
Assassin Magi...
**[09:37] ---**
Mois enters the fray!
**[09:38] ---**
Armagedd...
**[09:40] ---**
Hic!
**[09:43] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[09:44] ---**
Kululu!
**[09:45] ---**
Give me my powered suit!
***SIGN*** Transmit
**[09:47] ---**
Transmitting!
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Hic!
**[10:05] ---**
Here I come!
**[10:09] ---**
How dare you wreck my house?!
**[10:11] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[10:13] ---**
Finish it off... with this!
**[10:18] ---**
Get lost!
**[10:28] ---**
How was that, Lady Natsumi?
**[10:32] ---**
W-Wait. What is this?
**[10:34] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[10:35] ---**
It seems your hiccups are gone.
**[10:40] ---**
To stop a stubborn case of hiccups,
**[10:42] ---**
surprise alone is not enough.
**[10:46] ---**
Dororo...
**[10:47] ---**
There is no such thing as space hiccups!
**[10:51] ---**
Tamama, too...
**[10:52] ---**
Then all of this was a performance?
**[10:56] ---**
Good for you, Natsumi.
**[10:58] ---**
Have a good time at *623 Radio.*
**[11:03] ---**
Thank you, Giroro!
**[11:06] ---**
But...
**[11:13] ---**
In the end, with all the cleanup,
**[11:15] ---**
Natsumi-chan couldn't go to the
live recording of *623 Radio.*
***SIGN*** (The Present)
**[11:26] ---**
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
***SIGN*** (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
**[11:31] ---**
There, formidable frog-type aliens
made plans to invade the Earth.
**[11:36] ---**
They assembled a huge invasion force
**[11:38] ---**
and sent them towards our planet in
a gigantic alien carrier, *Grand Star.*
**[11:43] ---**
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
**[11:47] ---**
and takes place during the
Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
**[11:56] ---**
Kero Zero: Waiting on the
Training Planet, Sir!
***SIGN*** The Planet Kusatsu
**[12:16] ---**
Mission complete!
**[12:25] ---**
City simulator training complete.
**[12:28] ---**
Keroro platoon has 9,988 points.
**[12:32] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[12:34] ---**
Well done.
**[12:36] ---**
When it comes to urban warfare,
no one holds a candle to me.
**[12:39] ---**
You're not feared as the red demon
of the battlefield for nothing!
**[12:44] ---**
The planet Kusatsu
**[12:45] ---**
is currently uninhabited, but full of ruins.
**[12:48] ---**
It's perfect for training.
**[12:50] ---**
Keep it up just like this on Pekopon.
**[12:54] ---**
These primitive weapons are trifling.
**[12:56] ---**
Butt firecracker!
**[12:58] ---**
I designed them to be like Earth weapons,
**[13:02] ---**
but it looks like I fell a little short.
**[13:03] ---**
Butt firecracker!
**[13:05] ---**
Hey!
**[13:08] ---**
That sounds like a song...
**[13:10] ---**
Who's singing?
**[13:13] ---**
But this is a deserted planet, right?
**[13:17] ---**
Hey!
**[13:18] ---**
Respond!
**[13:19] ---**
Where is that being broadcast from?
**[13:22] ---**
That voice... Sapphire?
**[13:24] ---**
Sapphire?
**[13:26] ---**
What are you?
**[13:27] ---**
Ruby.
**[13:28] ---**
Ruby?
**[13:29] ---**
You finally came for me!
**[13:32] ---**
Sheesh.
**[13:33] ---**
You've got the wrong person.
**[13:35] ---**
I've been waiting for you
to come for so long.
**[13:39] ---**
I love you, Sapphire.
**[13:41] ---**
You heard her,
**[13:42] ---**
Sapphire-san.
**[13:43] ---**
I'm not Sapphire!
**[13:48] ---**
A-Are you okay?!
**[13:50] ---**
I'm okay.
**[13:51] ---**
I just haven't sung in a long time...
**[13:53] ---**
Shouldn't we help?
**[13:56] ---**
Yes, let's.
**[13:57] ---**
At this rate, it's possible she
will interfere with training.
**[14:01] ---**
Keroro Platoon,
please give your assistance.
**[14:03] ---**
Roger!
**[14:06] ---**
Lady Ruby...
**[14:07] ---**
I'm a friend of Sapphire's.
**[14:10] ---**
Hey! Who are you calling Sapphire?!
**[14:12] ---**
It's to cheer Ruby up!
**[14:14] ---**
You have to play Sapphire,
Lady Ruby's sweetheart!
**[14:19] ---**
Even if I do,
**[14:20] ---**
when we rescue her,
**[14:22] ---**
it'll be obvious that I'm a phony!
**[14:23] ---**
That's if Ruby can hold out that long.
**[14:26] ---**
What?!
**[14:27] ---**
Going by her voice, she sounds very weak.
**[14:31] ---**
If we don't find her fast,
**[14:33] ---**
it may be too late.
**[14:36] ---**
Ruby! Can you hear me?!
**[14:38] ---**
Tell me where you are!
**[14:40] ---**
Where we promised to meet...
**[14:42] ---**
Under the MacGuffin tree on the hill...
**[14:45] ---**
MacGuffin tree?
**[14:47] ---**
When you evacuated from this planet to Yufuin,
that's what you promised, remember?
**[14:53] ---**
You said, "I swear I'll be back to see you."
**[14:56] ---**
So I've been waiting on this
planet ever since then.
**[15:01] ---**
Yufuin?
**[15:03] ---**
A long time ago,
Yufuin tried to invade Kusatsu,
**[15:09] ---**
but the environmental pollution
was so bad
**[15:11] ---**
that they called off the invasion
and evacuated.
**[15:14] ---**
After that, even the people
of Kusatsu withdrew,
**[15:17] ---**
leaving behind these ruins...
**[15:18] ---**
Wait!
**[15:19] ---**
Wait a second.
**[15:20] ---**
Then this Sapphire guy came to invade,
**[15:23] ---**
but fell in love with a local woman?
**[15:26] ---**
What a beautiful story!
**[15:27] ---**
How so?!
**[15:29] ---**
That invader is a disgrace!
**[15:31] ---**
Really?
**[15:33] ---**
What nonsense.
**[15:34] ---**
Anyway, our mission right now
is to rescue Ruby.
**[15:37] ---**
We'll search for that MacGuffin tree.
**[15:45] ---**
We're not having any luck so far finding it.
**[15:49] ---**
Anyway, if you can walk, do it yourself!
**[15:53] ---**
But the walking unit
eats up my battery power.
**[15:57] ---**
Plus, I get tired.
**[15:59] ---**
Say, Sapphire...
**[16:01] ---**
Yeah?
**[16:02] ---**
The first time the two of us
went to the beach,
**[16:04] ---**
you sang to me, remember?
**[16:06] ---**
I'd like to hear that song again.
**[16:09] ---**
Sing for her...
**[16:11] ---**
...Sapphire-san!
**[16:15] ---**
I... I mean...
**[16:16] ---**
Right now, all this dust
**[16:18] ---**
is clogging up my throat.
**[16:20] ---**
I'll sing to you all you like
once we escape from here,
**[16:23] ---**
so hang in there a bit.
**[16:25] ---**
You're right.
**[16:26] ---**
I'll be able to listen if I live to escape.
**[16:29] ---**
But before that...
**[16:32] ---**
Before that, what?
**[16:34] ---**
I want to hear your imitations, Sapphire.
**[16:36] ---**
I-Imitations?!
**[16:38] ---**
You were so good at imitating
people, Sapphire.
**[16:42] ---**
Don't let Ruby down.
**[16:44] ---**
Imitate something!
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We don't learn how to imitate
people during training!
**[16:50] ---**
Then I'll do it instead!
**[17:02] ---**
I'm Sumomo!
**[17:11] ---**
Wow! That was just like Sumomo-chan!
**[17:20] ---**
She has a beautiful singing voice.
**[17:22] ---**
Come to think of it, there was a
legend on Earth called "Lorelei."
**[17:26] ---**
Lorelei?
**[17:28] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:29] ---**
A girl who'd been betrayed by her
sweetheart drowned herself in a river.
**[17:32] ---**
She was resurrected as a water spite
**[17:34] ---**
who bewitched sailors with
her beautiful singing voice.
**[17:39] ---**
Th-Then Ruby is...
**[17:41] ---**
...a ghost or something?
**[17:43] ---**
Or maybe an alien creature that lures men
**[17:46] ---**
with a female voice so it can devour them.
**[17:49] ---**
Then we should turn back right now!
**[17:52] ---**
It's too late now.
**[17:53] ---**
Sapphire!
**[17:54] ---**
If it is one of those things,
we'll just have to dispose of it.
**[17:58] ---**
But what we do if it really is
an alien who's waiting for help?
**[18:02] ---**
We must go to her aid.
**[18:06] ---**
I think Nobibi would say the same thing.
**[18:09] ---**
"If I don't do it, who will?"
**[18:11] ---**
You know?
**[18:12] ---**
I'm sick of hearing about Nobibi.
**[18:15] ---**
Ruby, you don't have to keep singing.
**[18:17] ---**
Conserve your energy.
**[18:19] ---**
That's okay.
**[18:20] ---**
When I sing, it makes me recall those days.
**[18:23] ---**
In the end, memories are things of the past.
**[18:26] ---**
You can never go back.
**[18:27] ---**
Instead, just think of the future!
**[18:31] ---**
Butt firecracker.
**[18:48] ---**
Gero...
**[18:49] ---**
Keroro!
**[18:50] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:56] ---**
Is that...
**[18:58] ---**
It's...
**[18:59] ---**
...the MacGuffin tree?!
**[19:06] ---**
Ruby, we found it!
**[19:08] ---**
Are you in here?
**[19:09] ---**
I'm so happy.
**[19:10] ---**
Sapphire... I can finally see you.
**[19:13] ---**
But I'm...
**[19:16] ---**
What's wrong, Ruby?!
**[19:17] ---**
For some reason, I'm so very... sleepy...
**[19:22] ---**
A-Are you okay?!
**[19:24] ---**
Ruby!
**[19:26] ---**
W-Wait!
**[19:28] ---**
Ruby! Hold on!
**[19:46] ---**
Ruby!
**[19:49] ---**
Ruby! Open your eyes!
**[19:51] ---**
It's Sapphire!
**[19:52] ---**
Sapphire's here!
**[19:54] ---**
Ruby!
**[20:06] ---**
It seems she wasn't weak...
**[20:09] ---**
...she was just sleepy.
**[20:13] ---**
Sheesh. False alarm, huh?
**[20:18] ---**
I see...
**[20:19] ---**
We're not Sapphire's comrades,
**[20:22] ---**
and I'm not Sapphire.
**[20:24] ---**
I apologize for deceiving you.
**[20:26] ---**
Lady Ruby...
**[20:27] ---**
Either way, it isn't healthy for you to wait
**[20:30] ---**
for Master Sapphire on this polluted planet.
**[20:33] ---**
Escape with us!
**[20:38] ---**
I'm staying here.
**[20:40] ---**
After all, I promised Sapphire
**[20:44] ---**
that I would wait for him here,
no matter how long it took.
**[20:46] ---**
That's a problem.
**[20:47] ---**
The planet Keron has a contract
**[20:49] ---**
to use Kusatsu as a training planet.
**[20:53] ---**
You need to leave immediately.
**[20:55] ---**
Click.
**[20:56] ---**
It was getting on my nerves,
so I hit the reset button.
**[21:00] ---**
Let's allow Ruby to do what she likes.
**[21:02] ---**
Are you sure you'll be okay on your own?
**[21:05] ---**
Yes.
**[21:06] ---**
I feel safe here.
**[21:08] ---**
And when I think of Sapphire...
**[21:11] ---**
Is this what love is?
**[21:15] ---**
Nonsense.
**[21:18] ---**
Goodbye!
**[21:20] ---**
He says "nonsense,"
**[21:22] ---**
but later on, Corporal Giroro would have
a fateful encounter with someone on Earth
**[21:25] ---**
and go through a lot because of it.
**[21:28] ---**
But that's another story.
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Is shining on us again today.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Yes, this is love.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Joy and sadness come in turns.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
If you can keep a smile on your face,
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
You can become a hero.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
hiiroo ni nareru sa
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
**[23:07] ---**
Fuyuki here!
**[23:08] ---**
The kappa is a traditional yokai.
***SIGN*** Kappa
**[23:10] ---**
But the name "kappa"
**[23:12] ---**
is originally from Kanto region dialect.
**[23:15] ---**
In other places around Japan,
**[23:16] ---**
they're also called "menzuchi," "hyosubo,"
"game," "dochi," "kawaero," and so on.
**[23:19] ---**
There are many different
names to call them.
**[23:21] ---**
That aside,
**[23:22] ---**
please give me back my shirikodama!
**[23:25] ---**
"Keroro: The Legend of Kappa, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
"Keroro: Welcome Back, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!