# E27 - Keroro's Father's Coming and Father's Leaving, Sir! / Keroro: Hot Spring, Go! Go! Go! Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKV13/keroros-fathers-coming-and-fathers-leaving-sir--keroro-hot-spring-go-go-go-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
One day in the Hinata household...
**[01:34] ---**
It's done.
**[01:35] ---**
Seeing how great it looks
even before it's painted...
**[01:38] ---**
...really heightens my motivation.
**[01:41] ---**
Keroro. Did you just say
"heightens your motivation"?
**[01:44] ---**
Yeah. It's a different me
you're seeing today.
**[01:48] ---**
If so, why can't you use that
motivation to conquer Pekopon?
**[01:53] ---**
Uncle, you've received a
transmission from the Keron Army!
**[01:57] ---**
Look, Giroro, this isn't the time
for an argument.
**[02:02] ---**
Let me read it for you.
**[02:04] ---**
"What are y'all up to?"
**[02:07] ---**
"Is yer conquest of Planet Pekopon
going smoothly?"
**[02:11] ---**
"I'm worried, so since I got me some
business in town, I'm stopping by."
**[02:14] ---**
"If I find ya just hangin' out doing nothing,
yer gonna get it from me. Love, Father."
***SIGN*** Love, Father
**[02:20] ---**
M-My father... C-Coming?
***SIGN*** Father
**[02:29] ---**
Keroro's Father Hops In
and Hops Off, Sir!
**[02:35] ---**
So our platoon leader's father
will be checking up on us?
**[02:40] ---**
What's Mr. Sergeant's father like?
**[02:45] ---**
His father is a legendary sergeant.
A true warrior.
**[02:48] ---**
He managed to take out three
enemy companies single-handedly
**[02:52] ---**
at the Third Battle of Moul.
**[02:54] ---**
He was the first to land on
the impregnable Solimon fortress.
**[02:59] ---**
He's a sergeant among sergeants.
**[03:02] ---**
The one who showed the entire galaxy
that "Like father, like tadpole."
**[03:05] ---**
That explanation makes no sense.
**[03:07] ---**
I have a bad feeling about this.
***SIGN*** #14-26(SLP) First Movie Don't erase! Death of Ramba Ral Captain Geroro
**[03:09] ---**
The moment he takes one look at this room,
**[03:11] ---**
he'll see right away
that we've been slacking off.
**[03:14] ---**
You may be right...
**[03:17] ---**
In that case, I'd better
wipe out Pekopon right now!
**[03:20] ---**
Or, like, destroy records?
**[03:22] ---**
Oh, yes, please. Lady Mois,
you look incredibly radiant right now.
**[03:25] ---**
A shocking new product
for the radiant you.
***SIGN*** Rice crackers
**[03:30] ---**
Wha...?
**[03:32] ---**
Heave-ho!
**[03:32] ---**
Stop that!
**[03:34] ---**
Lady Mois, time out!
**[03:35] ---**
Hm?
***SIGN*** Gundam models
**[03:36] ---**
I forgot to put away my Gundam models.
**[03:38] ---**
Time out for that?
***SIGN*** Gundam models
**[03:40] ---**
That was a close call.
**[03:43] ---**
Why don't you tell me
exactly what the close call is?
***SIGN*** Kill one bird with two stones
***SIGN*** 1853 Commodore Perry visits Japan
**[03:47] ---**
And that's when the sergeant,
with his back against the wall,
***SIGN*** This is no Zaku, boy! No Zaku!
***SIGN*** Cheating by a glib tongue
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somehow got his brain to work.
***SIGN*** 894 Gerogero envoy to China
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I have a brilliant idea.
**[04:00] ---**
Umph.
**[04:02] ---**
What is he going to do?
**[04:04] ---**
It's clear I have no other choice.
**[04:09] ---**
And Sergeant Keroro's idea is...
**[04:14] ---**
I beg you. Just for a while,
please pretend that we captured you.
**[04:19] ---**
I beg you... I beg you...
**[04:21] ---**
to beg and beg
like there was no tomorrow.
**[04:21] ---**
Operation: Special Move, Begging.
**[04:25] ---**
You want to look good to your father.
Is that what you're saying?
**[04:29] ---**
Yes! So, please!
**[04:30] ---**
Well, if that's the case...
**[04:32] ---**
I don't like it.
**[04:33] ---**
Just tell him the truth
and face the consequences.
**[04:35] ---**
If the sergeant's father discovers
**[04:37] ---**
that our Pekopon invasion
has hardly made any progress,
**[04:40] ---**
I'm pretty sure
he'll try to do it himself.
**[04:44] ---**
I'm sure he'll bring a huge battalion
and attack without mercy.
**[04:47] ---**
And if that happens, we'll be
space dust, along with Pekopon.
**[04:51] ---**
Don't you see, Sis?
**[04:53] ---**
Earth is in grave danger.
**[04:55] ---**
I'll help, Sarge.
**[04:57] ---**
Master Fuyuki, you're a good person.
**[05:00] ---**
Okay. Let's all work together
and do our best, guys.
**[05:05] ---**
My brother is getting
further and further away...
**[05:09] ---**
And so, the Hinata household is
**[05:10] ---**
put under the temporary
control of the Keron forces.
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** Keron Invasion Force Temporary Headquarters
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Conqueror
**[05:21] ---**
Well? Does it look convincing?
**[05:22] ---**
Yes, definitely.
**[05:23] ---**
I brought along our two captives.
**[05:25] ---**
Great. Bring them here.
**[05:30] ---**
Hey. What is this ridiculous look?
**[05:32] ---**
What do you think?
**[05:34] ---**
I think there's room for a
few more fun little touches.
**[05:36] ---**
If this is for fun, I have no
intention of playing along.
**[05:38] ---**
Ouch.
**[05:39] ---**
How dare you speak to me like that, slave?!
**[05:43] ---**
Your father's not here yet, you know.
**[05:46] ---**
Yes, of course. Forgive me, please.
**[05:48] ---**
Well, I think the whip is too risky to use,
**[05:50] ---**
so I got this paper fan instead.
**[05:52] ---**
Hey, what's the parent-child relationship
of the Keronians like?
**[05:56] ---**
What do you mean?
**[05:57] ---**
I've been doing some imagining
about the Keronians' biology.
***SIGN*** Theory No. 1: Cloning
**[06:01] ---**
Theory number one: Cloning.
***SIGN*** Keroro 1 Keroro 2
**[06:04] ---**
A steady supply of sergeants by using
a highly advanced biotechnology.
***SIGN*** Keroro 3 Keroro 4
***SIGN*** Keroro 5
***SIGN*** Theory No. 2: Single-Cell Division
**[06:09] ---**
Theory number two: Single-Cell Division.
**[06:12] ---**
Just like a single-celled organism,
**[06:13] ---**
Sarge would self-replicate through mitosis.
***SIGN*** Keroro
Father
**[06:16] ---**
A very convincing theory.
***SIGN*** Theory No. 3: The Prolific Queen
**[06:18] ---**
And theory number three: Aliens.
**[06:21] ---**
A queen mother sergeant
produces many, many eggs.
***SIGN*** Keroro Father
***SIGN*** Keroro Mother
**[06:24] ---**
It sounds very sci-fi.
**[06:27] ---**
What do you think?
I'm personally rooting for Theory 1.
**[06:32] ---**
To put it simply,
**[06:33] ---**
it's like the relationship
between Tem Ray and Amuro Ray.
**[06:36] ---**
Or maybe between a frog
and a tadpole, really.
**[06:39] ---**
That sounds so ordinary.
**[06:41] ---**
My father is a model soldier.
**[06:45] ---**
He's strict, scary, strong, yet gentle,
**[06:49] ---**
and a true sergeant's sergeant.
**[06:53] ---**
Despite the fact that he's a man of
few words, I learned a lot from him.
**[06:58] ---**
What it means to live as a sergeant.
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A sergeant's pride.
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A sergant's know-how.
**[07:04] ---**
You really admire your father.
**[07:08] ---**
A sergeant's sense of fashion.
**[07:11] ---**
A sergeant's secret to dieting success.
**[07:13] ---**
A sergeant's military discount.
**[07:16] ---**
A sergeant's fortune telling.
**[07:17] ---**
Sarge, that's enough...
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A sergeant's special dance.
**[07:21] ---**
Alien contact right above us.
**[07:23] ---**
Then it must be him...
**[07:25] ---**
Okay, men! To your places!
***SIGN*** Conqueror
***SIGN*** Conqueror
**[07:29] ---**
The total conquest of
Pekopon is almost at hand!
**[07:33] ---**
Yes... Yes, of course.
**[07:35] ---**
We're going to kill all
the citizens of Pekopon!
**[07:37] ---**
That is right.
**[07:38] ---**
Work faster, you slaves!
**[07:41] ---**
What the heck are we
making these for, anyw—
**[07:44] ---**
What was that for?!
**[07:45] ---**
You! Act like the captive
you are. Shut up and work.
**[07:50] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[07:53] ---**
Detecting an alien signal inside the house.
**[08:01] ---**
Sumomo heeere!
**[08:05] ---**
Do you remember her?
**[08:06] ---**
She's Sumomo-chan, the most
famous intergalactic pop idol.
***SIGN*** The mystery of space
**[08:09] ---**
In fact, she's so famous, there's not a soul in the
universe who doesn't know of her.
**[08:12] ---**
I'm sure you all want to hear her sing again.
**[08:16] ---**
What brought you here, Sumomo-chan?
**[08:18] ---**
I really loved this planet,
so I decided to move here.
**[08:22] ---**
Here's a token of my friendship.
**[08:24] ---**
Wow!
**[08:29] ---**
Why, it's a Sumomo-chan face towel.
**[08:31] ---**
Well, see you around.
**[08:33] ---**
Keep up the good work.
**[08:35] ---**
I-It wasn't him.
**[08:38] ---**
What was that all about?
**[08:41] ---**
Now it's him!
**[08:42] ---**
There's something heading
straight at us at an incredible pace.
**[08:45] ---**
Or, like, super quickly?
**[08:46] ---**
Everybody, line up at the front door!
Let's all welcome my father!
***SIGN*** Keron Invasion Force Temporary Headquarters Here
**[08:58] ---**
A-Attention.
**[09:00] ---**
C-Come in.
**[09:02] ---**
Hello.
**[09:03] ---**
I forgot to give these snacks
to Tama-chan before he left,
**[09:06] ---**
so I brought them over. Oh?
**[09:10] ---**
No greeting? You scumbags.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[09:13] ---**
Keroro's father's coming here?
**[09:15] ---**
Yes. Well, that's the plan, but...
**[09:18] ---**
He is rather late.
**[09:20] ---**
There's nothing to do but wait.
**[09:21] ---**
We just have to be patient.
**[09:23] ---**
He can take all night, for all I care!
**[09:25] ---**
Huh?
**[09:27] ---**
Yes?
**[09:29] ---**
That must be Mom.
**[09:33] ---**
Yes, hello?
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Stupid frog. It's your father.
**[09:40] ---**
He's on the phone?
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Does that mean he saw right through our plan?
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Just talk to him.
**[09:53] ---**
This is Keroro speaking...
**[09:55] ---**
It's upside down.
**[09:56] ---**
This is Keroro speaking...
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Oh. Is that ya, Keroro?
**[10:00] ---**
Father!
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Ya sound well.
**[10:03] ---**
This planet is just a mess.
**[10:07] ---**
So, where are you now?
**[10:10] ---**
I don't know exactly,
but I'm at a real big station.
**[10:12] ---**
I... I'll come and get you right away, sir!
**[10:15] ---**
Nah, don't ya worry 'bout that, Keroro.
**[10:18] ---**
This planet's got way too
many people, and the air is so dirty.
**[10:22] ---**
Yer father's totally bushed.
**[10:24] ---**
So I'm heading straight home.
**[10:26] ---**
Y-You're going home?
**[10:28] ---**
Yeah, I gotta get hoppin'.
**[10:31] ---**
You mean, you won't check up on me?
**[10:34] ---**
Never mind that.
**[10:35] ---**
Ya must be havin' yer share
of troubles with this planet.
**[10:38] ---**
Just keep healthy and do yer best
till I come back, okay?
**[10:42] ---**
I'll let HQ know that things are fine.
**[10:45] ---**
Ya take care, Keroro.
**[10:51] ---**
Our hearts are one, even though
we may not be physically together.
**[10:54] ---**
That's the love between a father and son!
**[10:57] ---**
Just you wait, Father.
I'll conquer Pekopon and make you proud!
***SIGN*** Declaration to conquer Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[11:05] ---**
In that case,
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you're gonna pay us back
by working twice as hard.
**[11:14] ---**
Go on, son. Do yer best.
Yer my pride and joy.
**[11:20] ---**
In the meantime, his pride and joy was...
**[11:23] ---**
C'mon, put your backs into it.
**[11:26] ---**
...covered in dust.
**[11:39] ---**
Hot springs, sir!
**[11:42] ---**
Shut up!
**[11:43] ---**
That's because you're not listening to me.
**[11:45] ---**
I'm talking about my wonderful plan to create
**[11:48] ---**
a natural hot spring right in our basement.
**[11:50] ---**
That's ridiculous.
**[11:52] ---**
What's ridiculous about that?
**[11:53] ---**
What does it have to do with
conquering Pekopon? I'm against it.
**[11:58] ---**
Chill out and listen to what I have to say.
**[12:01] ---**
This is my plan!
***SIGN*** Feel refreshed in a natural hot spring. Relaxing Come on, every Keron.
**[12:07] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[12:08] ---**
A natural hot spring?
**[12:10] ---**
Th-That's right...
**[12:11] ---**
Play the video, Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[12:14] ---**
Roger. Click.
**[12:18] ---**
You're looking at a live feed
from Kua House in the city.
**[12:21] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Lady Mom
**[12:23] ---**
are soaking in the
natural hot spring as we speak.
**[12:26] ---**
Just look at their happy faces.
**[12:29] ---**
This is what people who have soaked
**[12:31] ---**
in the natural hot spring have said:
**[12:34] ---**
I feel like I'm reborn...
**[12:36] ---**
That's true. I feel reborn myself.
**[12:38] ---**
I'm born again.
**[12:40] ---**
As you can see, natural hot springs
have the power to revive you, sir!
**[12:46] ---**
We need to revive our desire to
complete our mission of conquest,
**[12:50] ---**
and this plan of mine is
just what the doctor ordered.
**[12:53] ---**
I have some doubts,
but I am basically with you.
**[12:56] ---**
Koyuki-dono would be pleased
if we had a natural hot spring here.
**[13:01] ---**
All right!
***SIGN*** Jungle Bath
***SIGN***
Open-air Bath
***SIGN*** Radon Hot Springs
***SIGN***
Outdoor Rock Bath
***SIGN*** Keron Hot Springs
**[13:02] ---**
With a majority vote of confidence
to my plan, we will now proceed!
**[13:10] ---**
Keroro: Hot Spring,
Go! Go! Go! Sir!
**[13:16] ---**
Ta-da!
**[13:17] ---**
This is the latest Keron Army gizmo,
the underground surveyor machine,
**[13:20] ---**
the Magma Swimmer.
***SIGN*** Magma Swimmer
**[13:23] ---**
We'll use it to find ourselves
the source of a natural hot spring, sir.
**[13:29] ---**
Systems, all green.
**[13:30] ---**
Radar navigator, check.
**[13:32] ---**
Open the communication lines.
**[13:34] ---**
Roger.
**[13:36] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu. Lady Mois.
**[13:38] ---**
I'm counting on you to navigate us properly.
**[13:40] ---**
Roger.
**[13:41] ---**
Just leave it to us.
**[13:46] ---**
Opening gate.
**[13:50] ---**
We'll go deep underground in
search of a wellspring. Let's go.
**[14:01] ---**
Bearing, check.
**[14:03] ---**
Humidity, temperature, check.
**[14:08] ---**
Man, this is so easy...
**[14:10] ---**
Stay on the alert.
**[14:12] ---**
Uncle?
**[14:13] ---**
Are we there already?
**[14:14] ---**
Steep drop.
**[14:15] ---**
That's why I told you to stay alert!
**[14:22] ---**
Are you all right, Uncle?
**[14:25] ---**
Is everyone all right?
**[14:28] ---**
Seat belts... they really do help save lives.
**[14:31] ---**
There's a wellspring right ahead
of that cave in front of you.
**[14:34] ---**
Right ahead of us?
Then we'd better get right...
**[14:36] ---**
No, hold it.
**[14:37] ---**
Just look over there.
**[14:39] ---**
W-What is it?
**[14:44] ---**
Could it be a historical relic of Pekopon?
**[14:46] ---**
Look over there. There's something on it.
**[14:50] ---**
It looks like some kind of writing.
**[14:53] ---**
Can you read it?
**[14:56] ---**
Surprise, surprise.
**[14:58] ---**
It's an ancient galactic standard language.
**[15:01] ---**
I'll read the translation we're getting.
**[15:04] ---**
"We've been left behind on this planet
for a number of years now."
**[15:07] ---**
"Yet we still haven't
been able to conquer it."
**[15:10] ---**
"Now we don't have much time left here."
**[15:12] ---**
"As a final act, we will bury
a Planet Domination Device
**[15:15] ---**
that we hope will finally
complete our mission."
**[15:19] ---**
A Planet Domination Device...
left by a previous invader...
**[15:24] ---**
"Our purpose in doing this will
be revealed when it is activated."
**[15:28] ---**
It's starting to light up.
**[15:30] ---**
The system is still alive.
**[15:38] ---**
Over there, Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:40] ---**
Ummm, this doesn't look good at all.
**[15:45] ---**
It's gonna strike! Activate the barrier!
**[15:48] ---**
But we don't have one!
**[15:49] ---**
What?!
**[15:53] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:01] ---**
We're safe?
***SIGN*** Barrier
**[16:04] ---**
I added a barrier for the heck of it.
I never knew it'd come in handy.
**[16:08] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, you're the best.
**[16:11] ---**
Oh, man. Kululu is starting
to look like God.
**[16:14] ---**
Kululu. Does this have any weapons
we can use on them?
**[16:17] ---**
Sure. I've got some explosives
for self-destruction.
**[16:19] ---**
Want me to use 'em?
**[16:21] ---**
Don't you dare!
**[16:22] ---**
We never know if he's joking or not.
**[16:25] ---**
Yeah, he's the devil.
**[16:26] ---**
Oh, there's one more.
**[16:28] ---**
Why don't you push the yellow button
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in the right corner of the console?
***SIGN*** Try and push it
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Yellow...
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This one.
**[16:39] ---**
That's the Mega-particle Cannon KRR 10-SAI.
***SIGN*** Mega-particle Cannon KRR 10-SAI
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It uses a lot of power,
but it packs a real strong wallop.
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All right!
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Where did they go?
**[16:50] ---**
Right above us!
**[16:50] ---**
What?
**[16:57] ---**
Drop dead!
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You did it.
**[17:04] ---**
That was great!
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Oh no.
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I feel all tingly...
**[17:12] ---**
Th-This isn't so bad, sir.
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Just imagine that
you're in an electric hot tub...
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Actually...
***SIGN*** Electric Hot Tub
**[17:18] ---**
This is what it's really like
to be in an electric hot tub.
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I can feel it tingle.
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This'll really help my stiff shoulders...
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Argh!
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Fire!
**[17:41] ---**
It is so hot in here...
**[17:43] ---**
This is nothing.
**[17:44] ---**
Just imagine that you're in a sauna...
**[17:47] ---**
Actually... This is what
it's really like to be in a sauna.
**[17:50] ---**
It's great for losing weight.
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Make sure you drink plenty
of water afterwards.
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Th-This is nothing. Just think
of it as a massage after a bath.
**[18:02] ---**
Actually... This is what a
massage really feels like.
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Nothing beats a massage after a bath.
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For sure! This feels like heaven.
**[18:12] ---**
We can finally relax.
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Mr. Sergeant,
why don't we go home now?
**[18:17] ---**
No, wait.
**[18:19] ---**
That Planet Domination Device...
**[18:21] ---**
If that gets out into the surface,
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it will cause a catastrophic disaster.
**[18:25] ---**
You're right. If we don't
destroy it while we can,
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there's no telling what harm
it might do to our plans later.
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But how?
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I can lead you directly above that machine.
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All you have to do is take a shot at it.
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Keep in mind that you only
have enough energy to shoot once.
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That's enough.
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But if you miss,
it'll mean the end of this planet.
**[18:49] ---**
It's sink or swim for all of us.
**[18:50] ---**
M-Maybe we should rethink this...
**[18:52] ---**
Come to think of it,
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this is the result of your stupid plan.
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I agree.
**[18:57] ---**
Undeniably so.
**[18:59] ---**
Never mind that! Just get us back there!
**[19:01] ---**
Yes...
**[19:02] ---**
Okay. Just keep going straight.
**[19:13] ---**
It's right in front of us!
**[19:16] ---**
You're finished!
**[19:24] ---**
Uncle!
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It's sustained damage to
multiple areas. The engine died.
**[19:39] ---**
That means they won't be
able to get back here.
**[19:42] ---**
Uncle...
**[19:45] ---**
We got him good.
**[19:47] ---**
Great shot.
**[19:48] ---**
So what do we do now?
**[19:49] ---**
Well, isn't it obvious?
**[19:52] ---**
Since we came all the way here...
**[19:55] ---**
...might as well take a bath.
**[19:58] ---**
Whatever.
**[20:00] ---**
I shall help, too.
**[20:01] ---**
Dororo?
**[20:02] ---**
In that case, then let me...
**[20:06] ---**
Tamama Impact!
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I did it! Jackpot!
**[20:14] ---**
That was really cool, Tamama!
**[20:15] ---**
And that's when the miracle occurred.
**[20:18] ---**
Somehow the minerals within
the waters of the natural hot spring
**[20:20] ---**
brought back to life the dead engines
of the Magma Swimmer.
**[20:26] ---**
It's working!
**[20:27] ---**
Hip-hip-hurray!
**[20:27] ---**
This is truly the reviving effect
of a natural hot spring!
**[20:30] ---**
We'll get home safely.
**[20:32] ---**
Giroro-kun...
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Now, let's lead this natural
hot spring straight up to our home.
**[20:38] ---**
That Magma Swimmer...
**[20:40] ---**
Or, like, total rebirth?
**[20:43] ---**
But do they know where they're heading?
**[20:45] ---**
That's right.
**[20:46] ---**
The navigation system on the
Magma Swimmer was broken at that time.
**[20:51] ---**
No, no, don't go there...
**[21:04] ---**
We're home!
**[21:06] ---**
Huh? Something's not right.
**[21:08] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[21:10] ---**
Why, if it isn't Lady Natsumi and
Lady Mom. What are you doing here?
**[21:13] ---**
That's what we want to ask you!
**[21:15] ---**
It seems we got lost on the way home
and ended up at Kua House.
**[21:20] ---**
Oh, shoot...
**[21:22] ---**
I'm sure you know what's
gonna happen to you now.
**[21:24] ---**
Well, not really...
***SIGN*** Kua House Furonagan facility
**[21:28] ---**
And that's how this Kua House
became extremely popular
**[21:30] ---**
as the hot spring with an
abundant supply of hot water.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Koyuki. It's already autumn.
**[23:09] ---**
I've changed to my cold-weather wardrobe.
**[23:11] ---**
I like to change,
**[23:12] ---**
because it's always
associated with ninja tricks.
**[23:15] ---**
Ninja Art: Wardrobe Substitution!
**[23:16] ---**
Or something!
**[23:18] ---**
It's probably a foreign concept
to Dororo and his friends, though.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind such things!
**[23:21] ---**
An unseasonable event
happens in the next episode.
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: Snowball Fight Survival, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Kululu's Kukuku & Ku, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!