# E269 - Momoka: Head Over Heels Helter Skelter, Sir! / Giroro: Escape from Natsumi, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPNZ3/momoka-head-over-heels-helter-skelter-sir--giroro-escape-from-natsumi-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
This is Sergeant Major Kululu's
laboratory, deep in the heart
**[01:35] ---**
of the Keroro Platoon's
secret underground base.
**[01:38] ---**
I've finished the item you requested.
***SIGN*** Instructions
**[01:43] ---**
Th-That's...
**[01:45] ---**
Not so fast!
**[01:47] ---**
Remuneration first.
**[01:48] ---**
Here.
***SIGN*** Indian Curry!
Curry Cat Girl
Curry Moo
Curry Eruption
Nakamatsuya Curry
Bald G Curry
Soup Curry
Freedom Fist Curry
**[01:50] ---**
A set of 300 different kinds of freeze-dried
curry created by famous chefs all over the world.
***SIGN*** Super High-Grade Freeze-Dried Curry
**[01:56] ---**
Indeed.
**[01:57] ---**
I'll take it.
**[02:00] ---**
Then...
**[02:00] ---**
...what you promised.
**[02:02] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Instructions
**[02:04] ---**
But before I hand it over...
**[02:07] ---**
Huh?
**[02:08] ---**
I got it!
***SIGN*** Instructions
**[02:10] ---**
With this ultimate love potion,
**[02:12] ---**
Fuyuki-kun will... Fuyuki-kun will...
**[02:15] ---**
Oh, dear!
**[02:19] ---**
Momoka: Head Over Heels
Helter Skelter, Sir!
***SIGN*** Instructions
**[02:28] ---**
With this, Fuyuki-kun will finally...
**[02:30] ---**
...do this, that, and the other!
**[02:37] ---**
What should I do?!
**[02:39] ---**
I'm nervous!
**[02:42] ---**
I am overjoyed for you.
**[02:45] ---**
It seems there is an instruction booklet.
***SIGN*** Instructions
***SIGN*** Instructions
**[02:49] ---**
"This is an extremely volatile
product, so be careful."
**[02:54] ---**
...is what it says.
**[02:55] ---**
It's like a medicine that
vaporizes right away,
**[02:58] ---**
so it's best to leave the lid on...
***SIGN*** Already Opened
**[03:02] ---**
Already opened...
**[03:06] ---**
My precious love potion!
**[03:08] ---**
Milady Momoka, it's dangerous!
**[03:17] ---**
A weapon you're used to using
is the perfect partner.
**[03:19] ---**
But you've got to take good care of it.
**[03:25] ---**
Hey!
**[03:26] ---**
Yesterday's enemy is today's friend.
**[03:28] ---**
Don't bully it too much.
**[03:36] ---**
It's almost time for *623 Radio!*
**[03:40] ---**
But it doesn't help that my stereo is busted.
**[03:44] ---**
At least I have this radio, though!
**[03:49] ---**
Huh?
**[03:51] ---**
Sheesh!
**[03:53] ---**
Why do I have to do laundry
on a night like this?
***SIGN*** Cola
**[04:02] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:04] ---**
Let us drink Giant Cola together!
**[04:09] ---**
None of these sites is credible.
**[04:16] ---**
Boy, am I tired...
**[04:22] ---**
Looks like we're safe now.
**[04:26] ---**
But what should we do?
**[04:28] ---**
The love potion is...
**[04:30] ---**
I can't take it.
**[04:32] ---**
Paul?
**[04:34] ---**
I am out of patience.
**[04:37] ---**
This throbbing chest...
**[04:39] ---**
This passionate pulse...
**[04:41] ---**
This is...
**[04:42] ---**
This is...
**[04:44] ---**
...definitely...
**[04:46] ---**
...love!
**[04:47] ---**
D-Don't tell me the love potion
has made you...
**[04:49] ---**
That smooth skin!
**[04:52] ---**
That slightly small appearance!
**[04:54] ---**
Paul has fallen in love!
**[04:57] ---**
Feverishly so!
**[04:58] ---**
Y-Y-You can't!
**[05:00] ---**
I'm Momoka, and you're Paul!
**[05:02] ---**
That's forbidden love!
**[05:04] ---**
With love,
**[05:06] ---**
difference in social position doesn't matter!
**[05:10] ---**
Huh?
**[05:17] ---**
Smooth!
**[05:18] ---**
Lustrous!
**[05:19] ---**
Beautiful! You're too beautiful!
**[05:25] ---**
He can't have fallen for
the love potion, can he?
**[05:30] ---**
Um...
***SIGN*** This is an extremely volatile product,
so be careful.
After a person inhales it, they'll fall in love with the first thing they see.
**[05:31] ---**
This is an almighty love potion.
**[05:33] ---**
After a person inhales it, they'll fall
in love with the first thing they see.
**[05:39] ---**
You mean they can even fall
in love with objects?!
**[05:51] ---**
I... I have a favor to ask!
**[05:53] ---**
Will you... Will you...
**[05:56] ---**
...crawl on the ground with me?!
***SIGN*** Detonator Switch
**[06:01] ---**
Detonator switch.
**[06:05] ---**
H-How passionate...
**[06:09] ---**
Slump...
**[06:10] ---**
It's the love potion's fault!
**[06:13] ---**
Then Fuyuki-kun, too...
**[06:17] ---**
Excuse me!
***SIGN*** Cola
**[06:21] ---**
I cannot get enough of you, my honey!
**[06:25] ---**
Yes! Fall in love!
**[06:29] ---**
Tama-chan...
**[06:32] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[06:33] ---**
I have to get over to Fuyuki-kun!
**[06:38] ---**
Oh, no. What should I do?
**[06:41] ---**
I...
**[06:42] ---**
I...
**[06:43] ---**
...love you!
**[06:46] ---**
It's so embarrassing!
**[06:53] ---**
Spin, spin,
**[06:54] ---**
our merry-go-round!
**[06:59] ---**
Go-round!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[07:05] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[07:06] ---**
U-Um...
**[07:08] ---**
This is an emergency,
**[07:09] ---**
so pardon me for coming in
without permission!
**[07:14] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[07:19] ---**
After a person inhales it,
**[07:21] ---**
they'll fall in love with
the first thing they see.
**[07:23] ---**
It's an almighty love potion...
**[07:25] ---**
...so then...
**[07:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[07:47] ---**
U-Um...
**[07:54] ---**
When Fuyuki-kun wakes up,
**[07:56] ---**
the first thing he'll see...
**[07:58] ---**
...will be me!
**[08:01] ---**
Please wake up!
**[08:03] ---**
Fuyuki-kun.
**[08:06] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
**[08:12] ---**
Finally...
**[08:14] ---**
Fuyuki-kun will finally...
**[08:16] ---**
Nishizawa-san?
**[08:19] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[08:21] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[08:25] ---**
U-Um, actually...
**[08:27] ---**
Th-That aside, Fuyuki-kun...
**[08:28] ---**
What do you think when you look at me?
**[08:30] ---**
What do I think?
**[08:31] ---**
Does your heart go pitter-pat?!
**[08:35] ---**
N-Not especially...
**[08:36] ---**
What?
**[08:37] ---**
That doesn't really happen...
**[08:40] ---**
But I'm glad you're here!
**[08:43] ---**
I finally found an occult site that should
be useful for our next presentation.
**[08:48] ---**
Here, take a look!
**[08:49] ---**
I-I-I-I...
**[08:52] ---**
I don't believe this!
**[08:58] ---**
Come to think of it, I didn't tell her
the drawback of that potion.
**[09:02] ---**
It doesn't work on someone who's
totally uninterested in love
**[09:05] ---**
if the first person they see
is already in love with them.
***SIGN*** Widow Curry
**[09:10] ---**
Ah, well!
**[09:12] ---**
I can't help loving this curry bath!
***SIGN*** Occult Go Go
**[09:18] ---**
This is a good site, right?
**[09:19] ---**
So does Fuyuki-kun have
zero interest in love?
**[09:20] ---**
It's easy for even a beginner to understand
**[09:22] ---**
and they really do their research.
**[09:22] ---**
Or maybe...
**[09:24] ---**
See, they even cover that
recent cryptid appearance.
**[09:27] ---**
Well, I'll let your imagination
fill in the rest.
**[09:30] ---**
So soft! And lustrous!
**[09:33] ---**
Spin, spin!
**[09:35] ---**
Love's merry-go-round for two!
**[09:45] ---**
It happened on a clammy day
during the rainy season.
**[09:51] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[09:53] ---**
I bought space cheesecake from the
space gourmet home delivery service!
***SIGN*** Famous Space Cheesecake
**[09:58] ---**
Let us have it together!
**[10:00] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[10:03] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:09] ---**
I'm back!
**[10:10] ---**
623-san's public taping
was wonderful, as always.
***SIGN*** Famous Space Cheesecake Please eat this as soon as possible.
**[10:15] ---**
Huh?
**[10:18] ---**
Why, it's cheesecake!
**[10:20] ---**
Maybe Fuyuki got it?
**[10:23] ---**
How thoughtful!
***SIGN*** Famous Space Cheesecake
**[10:24] ---**
Thank you for the cake!
**[10:26] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:33] ---**
Tamama, is this yours?
**[10:35] ---**
I'm sorry! I ate it!
**[10:41] ---**
Y-You don't have to be that angry about it...
**[10:43] ---**
I said I'm sorry. I'll buy you another...
**[10:46] ---**
...one...
**[10:50] ---**
N-Natchi!
**[10:55] ---**
Giroro: Escape from Natsumi, Sir!
**[11:15] ---**
Sis!
**[11:24] ---**
Sis! Wake up!
**[11:30] ---**
This is space mold poisoning.
**[11:32] ---**
Space mold?!
**[11:33] ---**
Harmless mold that breeds
on space cheesecakes.
***SIGN*** Famous Space Cheesecake
**[11:38] ---**
That's what gives the cake
its special flavor!
**[11:41] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Warning! Danger! Do not let Pekoponians eat this cake
**[11:42] ---**
"Do not let Pekoponians eat this cake,
**[11:46] ---**
as the space mold could change
their entire body structure."
**[11:49] ---**
Says it on the back of the box...
**[11:53] ---**
Look at this!
**[11:54] ---**
Or, like, crucial warning?
**[11:56] ---**
Mold...
**[11:58] ---**
Mold...
**[12:00] ---**
Mold...
**[12:03] ---**
The mold is making Sis's body glow!
**[12:06] ---**
There isn't a moment to lose!
**[12:09] ---**
If we don't do anything,
**[12:11] ---**
the mold will devour Natsumi's body.
**[12:14] ---**
Mold, mold...
**[12:16] ---**
O-Oh, no...
**[12:18] ---**
There's only one way to save her.
**[12:20] ---**
Enter Natsumi's body
**[12:22] ---**
and remove the space mold core!
**[12:26] ---**
I-I'll go, too!
**[12:27] ---**
It's my fault that this happened to her!
**[12:30] ---**
I'll go, too!
**[12:32] ---**
I shall accompany you.
**[12:35] ---**
M-Me, too!
**[12:36] ---**
Forget it.
**[12:38] ---**
Why not?
**[12:39] ---**
Reflect on it.
**[12:41] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[12:42] ---**
This is the only chance I'll get to
wreak havoc inside Lady Natsumi's body!
**[12:47] ---**
It figures that's what you
were thinking, Uncle...
**[12:51] ---**
Anyway,
**[12:52] ---**
we only have one heavy diving suit
that can withstand
**[12:55] ---**
the fierce toxic space mold running rampant
inside Natsumi's body!
***SIGN*** Heavy Diving Suit
**[13:00] ---**
But that's only a prototype I was
developing for Caries War III.
**[13:06] ---**
I can't guarantee its performance.
**[13:08] ---**
But to save Natsumi...
**[13:12] ---**
Mold, mold...
**[13:17] ---**
...it's the only way!
**[13:20] ---**
Then here I go!
**[13:24] ---**
All right!
**[13:25] ---**
Standby for micro-ray firing!
**[13:28] ---**
Firing micro-ray!
**[13:31] [SONG] ---**
I am Giroro,
**[13:33] ---**
Mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mini...
**[13:34] [SONG] ---**
A reckless soldier.
**[13:36] ---**
Giroro, please!
**[13:37] ---**
Save my sister!
**[13:38] [SONG] ---**
My password is giro-giro-giro.
**[13:41] ---**
All right! I'm about to venture
into an unknown world!
**[13:42] [SONG] ---**
Lucky number, 723.
**[13:46] ---**
Here I go!
**[13:55] ---**
Even tons of mold here...
**[13:57] ---**
The space mold core is probably
inside Natsumi's stomach.
**[14:00] [SONG] ---**
But really, I'm a coward.
**[14:08] ---**
Looks like it's going smoothly.
**[14:10] ---**
But still,
**[14:11] ---**
why do we have to run this pump?
**[14:14] ---**
But still, th-this is too analog...
**[14:18] ---**
Come on, now!
**[14:19] ---**
If you don't keep pumping that air in,
Giroro-kun could be asphyxiated.
**[14:24] ---**
Let's go!
**[14:32] ---**
Natsumi-san is changing!
**[14:36] ---**
The mold is taking over even more!
**[14:39] ---**
If we could scrape the mold off
like you would with an old toy...
**[14:42] ---**
That would scrape off Sis's skin!
**[14:47] ---**
Sis...
**[14:55] ---**
Looks like I'm finally in her stomach.
**[15:00] ---**
K-Kululu?!
**[15:02] ---**
Have you found the mold core?
**[15:05] ---**
It's not here.
**[15:08] ---**
I found naruto and kernels of corn.
**[15:11] ---**
Naruto and corn?
**[15:13] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[15:15] ---**
What is this?!
**[15:17] ---**
Noodles!
**[15:18] ---**
Thick, curly noodles!
**[15:20] ---**
M-Mold, moldy...
**[15:23] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[15:24] ---**
Sis!
**[15:25] ---**
I'll try interpreting what she's saying!
***SIGN*** Mold... Mold...
Moldy, moldy...
Mold, moldy...
***SIGN*** Translation:
I had miso ramen for lunch.
**[15:28] ---**
I had miso ramen for lunch.
**[15:31] ---**
That's the message!
**[15:33] ---**
Or, like, instant translate?
**[15:35] ---**
Corn and curly noodles aside,
**[15:37] ---**
where is the vital mold core?
**[15:39] ---**
No good!
**[15:41] ---**
I can't find it in her stomach.
**[15:42] ---**
Oh, no...
**[15:44] ---**
Like they say, there's
always room for desserts.
**[15:48] ---**
Always room?
**[15:49] ---**
I see!
**[15:50] ---**
The duodenum is just ahead!
**[15:52] ---**
It's dangerous, but I'm going ahead!
**[15:55] ---**
Be careful, Giroro!
**[16:06] ---**
The water pressure is so strong here...
**[16:08] ---**
No, it's muscle pressure!
**[16:11] ---**
No good...
**[16:12] ---**
I can't find it in the duodenum, either!
**[16:14] ---**
In the small intestine ahead?
**[16:17] ---**
But still...
**[16:18] ---**
...I am worn out!
**[16:21] ---**
But still... you still haven't
found the mold core yet?!
**[16:25] ---**
But still...
**[16:25] ---**
This is Giroro. Can you hear me?
**[16:27] ---**
Well, Giroro?
**[16:29] ---**
I can't find it...
**[16:30] ---**
...in the small intestine, either.
**[16:32] ---**
I'm heading for the colon.
**[16:35] ---**
The colon?
**[16:36] ---**
That's the place where the
dregs of digested food wind up.
**[16:41] ---**
Mold!
**[16:42] ---**
Mold, mold!
**[16:44] ---**
Hang in there, Sis!
**[16:46] ---**
Natsumi-san's space
moldification is progressing!
**[16:50] ---**
Or, like, urgent moment?
**[16:52] ---**
Mold!
**[16:53] ---**
Mold, mold!
**[16:55] ---**
Giroro, I'm counting on you!
**[16:58] ---**
This is the last possibility...
**[17:07] ---**
Moldy!
**[17:10] ---**
Mold, mold!
**[17:11] ---**
Mold, mold, mold!
**[17:14] ---**
This is the space mold core!
**[17:17] ---**
Mold!
**[17:17] ---**
Moldy!
**[17:18] ---**
Let's ferment!
**[17:28] ---**
Moldy!
**[17:30] ---**
No!
**[17:31] ---**
The umbilical cable...
**[17:33] ---**
Moldy!
**[17:35] ---**
Mold, mold, mold!
**[17:37] ---**
Mold, mold, mold!
**[17:44] ---**
The light that represents Giroro-dono...
**[17:46] ---**
L-Let's reel in the cable!
**[17:49] ---**
Right!
***SIGN*** Severed
**[17:53] ---**
Severed!
**[17:57] ---**
What?
**[17:58] ---**
Then, Giroro?!
**[18:00] ---**
Moldy, mold!
**[18:02] ---**
Mold...
**[18:18] ---**
The space mold that was in Natsumi-san's
body is being expelled!
**[18:22] ---**
Or, like, total withdrawal?
**[18:29] ---**
Sis!
**[18:32] ---**
H-Huh?
**[18:34] ---**
What's going on?
**[18:35] ---**
I did it!
**[18:36] ---**
I safely eliminated the space mold core!
**[18:39] ---**
Giroro?
**[18:40] ---**
So that's why all of the
space mold left her body.
**[18:43] ---**
That was awesome, Mr. Corporal!
**[18:46] ---**
I'm...
**[18:47] ---**
...out of oxygen.
**[18:49] ---**
And I can't get out...
**[18:51] ---**
W-What does that mean?
**[18:53] ---**
Don't tell me, Corporal Giroro...
**[18:55] ---**
From the start, you had a
feeling this would happen...
**[18:58] ---**
But...
**[18:59] ---**
...somebody had to do it.
**[19:01] ---**
I'm... just glad...
**[19:04] ---**
...I protected Natsumi.
**[19:09] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:11] ---**
Kululu!
**[19:12] ---**
Isn't there some way to
get him out of there?!
**[19:15] ---**
Just one way.
**[19:16] ---**
Doctor!
**[19:18] ---**
The last we heard,
Giroro-kun was in the colon.
**[19:21] ---**
If he descends further...
**[19:24] ---**
But...
**[19:25] ---**
You mean her...
**[19:26] ---**
But...
**[19:27] ---**
But...
**[19:29] ---**
Are you telling me that
Giroro's in my colon?!
**[19:32] ---**
This is no time for modesty!
**[19:36] ---**
That's right! If you don't do
it fast, Mr. Corporal will...
**[19:40] ---**
Hurry, Lady Natsumi!
**[19:42] ---**
Hurry up with what?!
**[19:44] ---**
I'm sure you know what we mean!
**[19:50] ---**
B-But...
**[19:53] ---**
What?! There's no way I can do that!
**[19:56] ---**
But at this rate, Giroro will...
**[19:58] ---**
Natsumi-dono!
**[20:00] ---**
That's easy for you to say!
**[20:01] ---**
Natchi!
**[20:05] ---**
Natsumi...
**[20:06] ---**
Or, like, finish quickly?
**[20:07] ---**
I'm happy you're back to normal...
**[20:08] ---**
There's no time!
**[20:10] ---**
Forget about me.
Just have a long, healthy life.
**[20:11] ---**
What should I do?!
**[20:15] ---**
Farewell...
**[20:33] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[20:35] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[20:36] ---**
Giroro-dono!
**[20:37] ---**
Giroro-san!
**[20:38] ---**
G-Giroro!
**[20:41] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[20:42] ---**
What am I doing here?
**[20:45] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:47] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[20:49] ---**
H-Hey!
**[20:50] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[20:51] ---**
Y-You're gonna...
**[20:55] ---**
The important thing is that
both of them are safe.
**[20:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:58] ---**
Still...
**[21:02] ---**
...who would've thought he'd be able to
escape by being flushed out with her tears?
**[21:06] ---**
Wha...?!
**[21:08] ---**
Is that even possible?
**[21:10] ---**
Even though he was in her lower colon?
**[21:12] ---**
You didn't win by yourself.
**[21:12] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[21:13] ---**
Don't forget to give credit to the suit.
**[21:17] ---**
Anyway, it worked out.
**[21:18] ---**
Both Sis and Giroro are safe.
**[21:20] ---**
N-Natsumi! I can't breathe!
**[21:23] ---**
Giroro!
**[21:24] ---**
I can't breathe!
**[21:25] ---**
I can't breathe, I can't breathe...
**[21:27] ---**
I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
**[21:28] ---**
It seems a girl's tears can
sometimes work miracles.
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:09] ---**
Right now my face is green,
**[23:11] ---**
but I had a cute fair complexion
when I was a child.
**[23:14] ---**
My tail was really cute, too.
**[23:17] ---**
But as I reached adulthood,
I became more and more...
**[23:19] ---**
I don't think you should look
at the in-between phase of me.
**[23:23] ---**
That aside...
**[23:24] ---**
I won't let adults play!
**[23:26] ---**
"Chibi Keroro Versus Chibi Fuyuki, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
One full-length story! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!