# E253 - Keroro: Super-Keroro, Sir! / Keroro: Black Phone Investigator 66, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9Q97/keroro-super-keroro-sir--keroro-black-phone-investigator-66-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
We are always being pushed
forward by something
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Oh-oh-oh!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
O-O-O!
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
I can't stop questioning.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Gimon ga mou tomaran
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Daawin datte dare datte
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
If he found the secret of a mystery,
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hide and seek?
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Kakurenbo?
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Yep yep!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Haai hai
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hopscotch?
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Kenkenpa?
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hoi hoi!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hooi hoi
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Take your first step forward with me.
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Curiosity power is bursting out!
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
We are always searching for something
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
As we walk through a glittering future.
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
**[01:33] ---**
Have you ever thought this way?
**[01:35] ---**
This one's no good.
**[01:35] ---**
If only you were stronger,
**[01:37] ---**
you wouldn't lose to anyone.
**[01:39] ---**
This one, too?!
**[01:41] ---**
This one's no good, either!
**[01:44] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[01:46] ---**
Gero?!
**[01:50] ---**
That's the only Zeta Dangal
with a decent paint job!
**[01:53] ---**
It's your turn to clean!
**[01:54] ---**
Gero!
**[01:55] ---**
Who just abandoned everything?!
**[01:57] ---**
W-Well, a package suddenly came
for me, so I dropped everything...
**[02:01] ---**
That aside,
**[02:02] ---**
the package was a totally complete
new Dangal figure collection
**[02:05] ---**
that I bought on the Intergalactic Net,
***SIGN*** Yiruma's Figure Collection Series
**[02:08] ---**
but they're all substandard
with lousy paint jobs!
***SIGN*** Decent Figure
***SIGN*** Figure with Bad Paint Job
**[02:13] ---**
I have to contact the manufacturer
right away and exchange them.
**[02:17] ---**
I don't care about that!
**[02:19] ---**
If you want this back, you'll
finish cleaning the house now!
**[02:22] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[02:28] ---**
I'm pathetic for acting subservient to her.
***SIGN*** Pathetic
**[02:32] ---**
Back then...
**[02:34] ---**
If it were like "back then"...
**[02:36] ---**
"Back then" refers to a time
***SIGN*** Currently
**[02:38] ---**
when the sergeant was incomparably
**[02:40] ---**
muscular and intelligent, a time
**[02:42] ---**
that he speaks of now
***SIGN*** The Legendary "Back Then"
**[02:44] ---**
as if it were a legend.
**[02:48] ---**
That's right! "Back then"!
**[02:49] ---**
Back then!
**[02:54] ---**
Keroro: Super-Keroro, Sir!
**[03:03] ---**
Special gamma ray...
**[03:05] ---**
...fire!
**[03:09] ---**
The commander's body will become
what it was like back then.
**[03:12] ---**
In fact, it'll turn into a super "back then,"
**[03:14] ---**
surpassing what it was back then.
**[03:17] ---**
I-It hurts...
**[03:19] ---**
...but I feel it.
**[03:20] ---**
I definitely feel it!
**[03:22] ---**
Power is coursing through my body.
**[03:26] ---**
This way...
**[03:28] ---**
This way, I'll become...
**[03:29] ---**
...a souped-version of "back then"!
**[03:37] ---**
Huh?
**[03:38] ---**
I'm not.
**[03:40] ---**
What is this?
**[03:41] ---**
Looks like it failed.
**[03:44] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[03:48] ---**
It was just a waste of time.
**[03:51] ---**
Guess I'll just get the cleaning done
**[03:53] ---**
so she'll give me the Dangal figure back...
**[03:58] ---**
What is this?!
**[04:03] ---**
What the heck?!
**[04:08] ---**
Oh, my God!
**[04:10] ---**
So just when I thought my right leg
had become a souped-up version of back then,
**[04:14] ---**
it went back to normal!
**[04:15] ---**
What the heck is going on?!
***SIGN*** Side Effect
**[04:19] ---**
It's a side effect
**[04:20] ---**
of the gamma ray.
**[04:22] ---**
Side effect...
**[04:24] ---**
Th-That sounds dangerous.
**[04:25] ---**
Nah, no worries, no worries.
**[04:28] ---**
Leave it alone
and it'll go away soon enough.
***SIGN*** A Great Deal! B Course Improved Version Bargain
**[04:30] ---**
So there's actually a B course.
What d'ya think?
**[04:34] ---**
B course?
**[04:35] ---**
That's right!
**[04:36] ---**
That course is a value plan where you
put on an improved Pekoponian suit
**[04:38] ---**
and become an artificial
souped-up version of "back then."
**[04:42] ---**
No, no, I don't want that!
**[04:44] ---**
I'm not relying on any suit!
**[04:47] ---**
I wanna be a souped-up version
of "back then," inside and out!
**[04:51] ---**
Boring...
**[04:53] ---**
I don't like suits...
**[04:54] ---**
...but Mobile Suits are awesome!
**[04:57] ---**
I'll work on this a while and
then finish the cleaning.
**[05:01] ---**
Kero?
**[05:07] ---**
S-Side effect...
**[05:10] ---**
Ahhh...
**[05:11] ---**
After working up a sweat,
**[05:13] ---**
there's nothing better
than soaking in the tub.
**[05:16] ---**
This is bliss...
***SIGN*** Left Leg (Keroro's)
**[05:24] ---**
I'm exhausted from the side effects...
**[05:27] ---**
...and hungry.
**[05:29] ---**
Cup noodles will get me back on track.
**[05:33] ---**
I'm sick of this!
**[05:36] ---**
I can't hold it!
**[05:37] ---**
I'm gonna spring a leak!
**[05:41] ---**
Gero!
**[05:44] ---**
I... I can't get in...
**[05:47] ---**
C-Can't hold it...
**[05:49] ---**
I can't hold it!
**[05:53] ---**
You rotten side effect...
**[05:57] ---**
Wait...
**[05:58] ---**
My right leg when I was cleaning the floor...
**[06:00] ---**
My right hand with the Gundam model...
**[06:02] ---**
My left leg when I was in the bath...
**[06:04] ---**
My right hand with the cup noodles...
**[06:05] ---**
And now my body...
**[06:08] ---**
Then maybe...
**[06:10] ---**
Maybe...
**[06:15] ---**
Yes! I figured it out!
**[06:17] ---**
If I can make all the
side effects manifest at once,
**[06:20] ---**
I'll become a perfect souped-up
version of "back then"!
**[06:22] ---**
And so far, it's working!
**[06:24] ---**
You are great, Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:26] ---**
Or, like, shocking event?
**[06:28] ---**
Private Tamama, Lady Mois!
**[06:30] ---**
Take me to the room of my
mortal enemy, Natsumigeddon!
**[06:34] ---**
Okay!
**[06:35] ---**
Or, like, commence battle?
**[06:38] ---**
Gero gero gero gerorincho macho!
**[06:43] ---**
You will make me fall in love with you!
**[06:48] ---**
Here, Uncle.
**[06:54] ---**
I-It's really hard to have all the
side effects going on at once.
**[06:57] ---**
But it'll be worth it...
**[07:00] ---**
...to teach Natsumigeddon a good lesson!
***SIGN*** Crack
**[07:05] ---**
M-My back...
**[07:07] ---**
Are you okay?
**[07:09] ---**
You push!
**[07:11] ---**
P-Private Tamama!
**[07:13] ---**
Please push me slowly and carefully.
**[07:15] ---**
O-Okay!
**[07:18] ---**
When you shook the tub before,
I nearly peed on the floor.
***SIGN*** Poem Maybe I'll share my secret
**[07:23] ---**
Maybe I'll share my secret with you.
**[07:26] ---**
In my dream, Saburo-senpai
and I went out for sushi.
**[07:30] ---**
And at the end...
**[07:32] ---**
I can't go on!
**[07:33] ---**
It's too embarrassing!
**[07:39] ---**
Wh-What is that?
**[07:46] ---**
S-Stupid frog?!
**[07:49] ---**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[07:50] ---**
What am I doing?
**[07:52] ---**
Isn't it obvious?
**[07:54] ---**
I've become a souped-up
version of "back then"!
**[07:58] ---**
I have nothing to fear from
you now, Natsumigeddon!
**[08:01] ---**
What?!
**[08:02] ---**
Gero?
**[08:07] ---**
Here, Uncle!
**[08:11] ---**
Now, then...
**[08:13] ---**
How about giving it back to me?
**[08:14] ---**
Zeta Dangal!
**[08:18] ---**
G...
**[08:19] ---**
Gross!
**[08:21] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:22] ---**
Dang it! Keroro!
**[08:24] ---**
Wait.
***SIGN*** A Great Deal! B Course Improved Version Bargain
**[08:28] ---**
So, are you ready to give it back?
**[08:31] ---**
My Zeta Dangal!
**[08:34] ---**
F-Fine!
**[08:36] ---**
If you want this junk back
that badly... here!
**[08:41] ---**
Your compliance is acceptable.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[08:45] ---**
Crushed to smithereens!
***SIGN*** to Smithereens
**[08:46] ---**
My Zeta Dangal!
**[08:49] ---**
Uncle, get ahold of yourself!
**[08:50] ---**
I've got ramen!
**[08:51] ---**
Do not move, you moron!
**[08:55] ---**
Now I'm gonna pay you back...
**[08:58] ---**
Gross!
**[08:58] ---**
...for the loss of my honor, my pride,
and my self-respect!
**[09:09] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Natsumi.
**[09:11] ---**
G-Giroro?!
**[09:13] ---**
Maybe that getup
**[09:15] ---**
is the B course?
**[09:16] ---**
That's right.
**[09:17] ---**
Kululu made this improved
version of the Pekoponian suit.
**[09:20] ---**
Right now, just like you,
**[09:22] ---**
I'm pulsing with souped-up
power from back then.
***SIGN*** Souped-up Power from Back Then
**[09:25] ---**
You can call me Iron Giroro!
***SIGN*** Iron Giroro
**[09:28] ---**
I-Iron Giroro?!
**[09:31] ---**
From now on,
**[09:32] ---**
it's the iron age!
**[09:36] ---**
Don't...
**[09:39] ---**
I don't believe it...
**[09:40] ---**
Giroro...
**[09:43] ---**
Did you see that?
**[09:44] ---**
My real strength!
**[09:46] ---**
Right now, I am undefeated...
***SIGN*** East
**[09:48] ---**
...in the East, West, South,
North, and Central areas!
***SIGN*** West
***SIGN*** South
***SIGN*** North
***SIGN*** Central
***SIGN*** Undefeated
**[09:52] ---**
Super Keroro is burning red!
**[09:58] ---**
East and West!
**[09:58] ---**
South and North!
**[09:59] ---**
And central area, undefeated?
**[10:01] ---**
Super Keroro?!
**[10:03] ---**
I'm already absolutely invincible!
**[10:06] ---**
This is my perfect victory!
***SIGN*** Perfect Victory
**[10:08] ---**
Gero gero!
**[10:10] ---**
Gero gerorinchomacho!
**[10:12] ---**
But in that instant...
***SIGN*** Diagram
***SIGN*** Thread of Tension
**[10:14] ---**
Confident of victory,
**[10:15] ---**
the sergeant's thread of tension was cut!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Diagram
***SIGN*** Cold Cold Cold Cold
**[10:19] ---**
Also,
**[10:19] ---**
the now-cold bath water...
**[10:23] ---**
That's cold!
**[10:26] ---**
The cup noodles...
**[10:27] ---**
They're all gone!
**[10:29] ---**
And the Gundam model is completed.
**[10:35] ---**
I tinkled...
**[10:43] ---**
Uncle!
**[10:44] ---**
He drank it!
**[10:45] ---**
Gero?
**[10:46] ---**
Shall we have a long talk...
**[10:51] ---**
...Super Keroro-san?
**[10:53] ---**
Crescent moon tonight, huh?
**[10:55] ---**
If you really want to get stronger,
**[10:57] ---**
develop your mind as well
as your body, Sergeant!
**[11:08] ---**
It began with a single phone call.
**[11:14] ---**
Hello?
**[11:16] ---**
It's me! Me!
**[11:17] ---**
Gero?
**[11:18] ---**
Me, me...
**[11:20] ---**
Is this Giroro?
**[11:22] ---**
Your voice sounds kind of weird.
**[11:25] ---**
I have a cold.
**[11:27] ---**
Anyway, this is urgent!
**[11:28] ---**
I found that thing you wanted!
**[11:31] ---**
That thing?
**[11:32] ---**
That thing...
**[11:33] ---**
Y-You don't mean the original Dangal figure?!
***SIGN*** Original Figure
**[11:36] ---**
Y-Yeah, that's it!
**[11:37] ---**
I'll buy it for you!
**[11:39] ---**
Or I wish I could,
**[11:41] ---**
but unfortunately, I'm broke right now.
**[11:42] ---**
So make a deposit right now
into my bank account!
**[11:45] ---**
If you don't do it fast,
they're gonna sell out!
**[11:47] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Bank
***SIGN*** Payment Withdrawal
***SIGN*** Payment Withdrawal Deposit Balance Inquiry Change PIN Number
**[11:51] ---**
I ran to the Space Bank ATM
***SIGN*** Welcome to Space Bank
**[11:53] ---**
and deposited my entire savings
into the bank account he gave me...
**[11:57] ---**
...but actually,
**[11:58] ---**
the person on the phone wasn't Giroro!
***SIGN*** Me Me Me Me
**[12:01] ---**
It was a scoundrel pretending to be Giroro!
***SIGN*** Space Me Me Scam
**[12:05] ---**
The space "me me" scam, huh?
**[12:07] ---**
But!
**[12:08] ---**
I'm not taking this lying down!
**[12:11] ---**
I'll catch the culprit myself
**[12:13] ---**
and take back all the money
he fleeced me out of!
***SIGN*** Recover the Deposited Money
**[12:15] ---**
So...
**[12:17] ---**
...make a mech that would be
useful for my investigation.
**[12:20] ---**
Okay, Kukkulu-kun?
***SIGN*** Okay?
**[12:22] ---**
Okay?
**[12:25] ---**
Keroro: Black Telephone Investigator 66, Sir!
**[12:34] ---**
Coming!
**[12:36] ---**
Gero?!
**[12:37] ---**
Th-That's...
**[12:40] ---**
...a phone that makes me feel nostalgic.
**[12:43] ---**
Are you the culprit?!
**[12:45] ---**
Who are you calling a culprit?!
**[12:46] ---**
Gero!
**[12:47] ---**
I-It talked!
***SIGN*** Hesternal
**[12:52] ---**
Active mode!
**[13:06] ---**
I am code number 66!
**[13:09] ---**
Oh, did Yellow-kun make you?
**[13:12] ---**
Pleasure to meet you, buddy.
**[13:14] ---**
B-Buddy?
**[13:15] ---**
N-Nice to meet you.
***SIGN*** Partners
**[13:19] ---**
Buddy, partner, same difference.
**[13:22] ---**
That aside, 66-kun...
**[13:24] ---**
It's hard to say that...
**[13:27] ---**
...so Rokurouta-kun!
***SIGN*** Rokurouta
**[13:28] ---**
Let's go with that!
**[13:30] ---**
R-Rokurouta?
**[13:31] ---**
Now it's even harder to say!
**[13:33] ---**
Let's begin the investigation right away!
***SIGN*** Ring
**[13:36] ---**
Gero?
**[13:39] ---**
Hello?
**[13:40] ---**
Hello. This is Space Bank.
**[13:43] ---**
Recently, you've been a victim of
the space "me me" scam, haven't you?
**[13:47] ---**
Gero!
**[13:47] ---**
Y-Yes, that's right!
**[13:49] ---**
Then you're in luck!
**[13:51] ---**
Since you're covered by
our security guarantee,
**[13:53] ---**
the entire amount that you lost
is going to be returned.
**[13:57] ---**
Seriously?!
**[13:59] ---**
I'm getting my money back!
**[14:01] ---**
So to begin, please get your
cash card for this bank ready.
**[14:05] ---**
I have my cash card right here.
**[14:07] ---**
W-Wait, buddy!
**[14:08] ---**
This phone call is...
**[14:09] ---**
Shush!
**[14:11] ---**
I've got it here.
**[14:13] ---**
Now, without hanging up,
**[14:15] ---**
go right to the ATM you used before.
**[14:17] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[14:19] ---**
Buddy! Listen to me!
**[14:22] ---**
Quit annoying me!
**[14:23] ---**
Please hurry!
**[14:24] ---**
If we don't wrap this up
by 3:00 this afternoon,
**[14:27] ---**
it won't work!
**[14:29] ---**
Don't do what he says!
**[14:31] ---**
The person who's calling you now is...
**[14:32] ---**
Don't waste your breath!
***SIGN*** Huff Huff Huff Huff
**[14:34] ---**
My money...
**[14:36] ---**
I'm only moments away from finding out
**[14:38] ---**
whether my money's been returned!
**[14:40] ---**
B-Buddy!
***SIGN*** Boing
**[14:42] ---**
Gero!
**[14:49] ---**
Money, money, money...
**[14:51] ---**
Money...
**[14:54] ---**
H-Hello?
***SIGN*** Boop Boop Boop
**[14:58] ---**
He hung up!
***SIGN*** Hung up!!
**[15:00] ---**
I-It's your fault!
**[15:02] ---**
What kind of phone isn't
portable these days?!
***SIGN*** Phone Wire
**[15:04] ---**
What kind of phone is attached to a wire?!
***SIGN*** Outdated
**[15:06] ---**
You outdated piece of junk!
***SIGN*** Analog
**[15:08] ---**
Analog!
**[15:10] ---**
Sheesh!
**[15:11] ---**
Because of you, I blew the chance
to get my money back!
**[15:14] ---**
Wrong!
**[15:15] ---**
More like I saved you from
being victimized again!
**[15:17] ---**
Gero?
**[15:18] ---**
You still don't get it?
**[15:20] ---**
The person on the phone just now
**[15:21] ---**
is the crook who tricked you
out of your money!
**[15:25] ---**
He lied about returning your money
**[15:27] ---**
with the ulterior motive of getting
you to deposit even more money.
**[15:30] ---**
But thanks to me being connected to a cord,
**[15:33] ---**
you didn't go to the ATM and
hence weren't victimized.
**[15:37] ---**
Gero...
**[15:44] ---**
Of course, I knew that.
**[15:46] ---**
That the man on the phone
was the scam artist.
**[15:48] ---**
The idea was to lure him.
**[15:50] ---**
A trap.
**[15:51] ---**
I planned to use myself as bait
**[15:53] ---**
to capture the miscreant.
**[15:57] ---**
Buddy...
**[15:58] ---**
It's a little late in the game
for transparent excuses!
**[16:00] ---**
It's not.
**[16:01] ---**
It's not an excuse.
**[16:03] ---**
In the first place, you've got a problem.
***SIGN*** Rokurouta Investigation Range
**[16:06] ---**
You can only investigate
as far as your cord goes.
**[16:09] ---**
And you're clingy.
***SIGN*** Clingy!!
**[16:11] ---**
Y-You're insulting me?!
**[16:13] ---**
I'm just speaking the truth.
***SIGN*** Partners
**[16:20] ---**
I'm back!
**[16:22] ---**
Welcome home, Master Fuyuki!
**[16:24] ---**
Huh? What's going on?
**[16:26] ---**
With that robot?
**[16:27] ---**
This is my partner.
***SIGN*** Buddy
**[16:28] ---**
We're buddies.
***SIGN*** Partners
**[16:30] ---**
Huh. You're playing detective?
**[16:32] ---**
That sounds like fun.
**[16:34] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[16:35] ---**
I found this in our mail box.
**[16:37] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Space Land Digital Important Announcement
**[16:39] ---**
An important announcement from the
Space Digital Broadcasting Commission.
**[16:43] ---**
"If you don't go through the
procedures by 3:00 PM today,
**[16:46] ---**
your home televisions will lose
their audiovisual functions.
**[16:49] ---**
For details, call the following number..."
**[16:51] ---**
Hey!
***SIGN*** The first scene is
at a third-year
middle school class!!
***SIGN*** Until
*Captain Geroro *
is complete,
tonight at 7:00
***SIGN*** Director
**[16:53] ---**
A special show is on tonight!
**[16:54] ---**
"Infiltration! Anime studio!
Until *Captain Geroro* is complete!"
**[16:58] ---**
I can't miss that!
**[17:00] ---**
30 seconds until 3:00!
**[17:03] ---**
I... I have to hurry!
**[17:04] ---**
Wait, buddy!
**[17:06] ---**
That postcard is...
**[17:07] ---**
Shush it!
**[17:09] ---**
What's with this stupidly slow dial?!
**[17:11] ---**
Just 15 seconds left!
**[17:13] ---**
Buddy, don't do it!
**[17:14] ---**
You're annoying!
**[17:15] ---**
10 seconds left!
**[17:17] ---**
I should have called from a different phone!
**[17:19] ---**
Three seconds left, two seconds...
**[17:21] ---**
One second!
***SIGN*** Space Land Digital Important Announcement
**[17:22] ---**
Zero!
**[17:26] ---**
Time's up.
**[17:28] ---**
Now I can't watch TV anymore!
**[17:30] ---**
You old, junky phone!
**[17:31] ---**
Why does it have to take so long
**[17:33] ---**
just to dial one number?!
**[17:35] ---**
Wait!
**[17:36] ---**
You missed being victimized again.
**[17:39] ---**
Thanks to my dial being so slow.
**[17:41] ---**
What?!
**[17:42] ---**
You don't get it?
**[17:43] ---**
That postcard was a trap for you
to call the person who would
**[17:46] ---**
tell you to deposit money.
**[17:48] ---**
A plot by that scam artist!
**[17:50] ---**
But I didn't think you would fall
for it three times in a row.
**[18:00] ---**
Of course, I knew what it was.
**[18:02] ---**
A trap, that is.
**[18:04] ---**
I was going to act as bait
to capture the crook...
**[18:08] ---**
You're a brilliant investigator...
**[18:12] ---**
Since it's gone this far, I'll become Super
Rokurouta and seriously tackle the investigation!
**[18:17] ---**
Super Rokurouta?!
**[18:18] ---**
You have that function?
**[18:20] ---**
I do.
**[18:21] ---**
Observe!
***SIGN*** Call Completed
**[18:33] ---**
Call Completed!
**[18:35] ---**
What is that?
**[18:36] ---**
You're being rude, buddy!
**[18:38] ---**
Changing my appearance
got me pumped up for this,
**[18:41] ---**
so now I can make a real effort.
**[18:46] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[18:47] ---**
Hello?
**[18:49] ---**
I-It's me!
**[18:50] ---**
It's me, me!
**[18:52] ---**
Yeah, yeah, I know.
**[18:54] ---**
Giroro-kun, right?
**[18:55] ---**
Of course!
**[18:57] ---**
Right now I'm in Takasaki,
**[18:59] ---**
but I don't have enough for the return fare.
**[19:01] ---**
Sorry, but could you bring some money...
**[19:03] ---**
That's not gonna work on me anymore!
**[19:05] ---**
Fraud!
***SIGN*** Town Page
Takasaki
***SIGN*** Takasaki Station
**[19:09] ---**
This time, it was the real thing!
**[19:12] ---**
That wasn't good, buddy!
**[19:13] ---**
I was thinking we should trace the call
to find the culprit's location!
**[19:17] ---**
Trace the call?
**[19:18] ---**
You should've told me before!
**[19:21] ---**
Hello?
**[19:22] ---**
This is Space Deliveries.
**[19:25] ---**
We have a package for you, cash on delivery.
**[19:27] ---**
I'm going to deliver it now...
**[19:28] ---**
That voice!
**[19:30] ---**
It's me! Me!
**[19:32] ---**
I'm positive!
***SIGN*** The Scamster
**[19:33] ---**
It's the space "me me" scamster!
**[19:36] ---**
Trace it! Trace it!
**[19:38] ---**
No, that's not necessary.
**[19:40] ---**
We'll have him come here.
**[19:42] ---**
I'll be right over.
**[19:46] ---**
He's here!
**[19:50] ---**
Space Deliveries...
**[19:54] ---**
Gotcha, sir!
**[19:56] ---**
Now then, how about returning my money?!
**[19:59] ---**
Gero?!
**[20:02] ---**
Gero?!
**[20:03] ---**
A doll?
**[20:04] ---**
Take this!
**[20:06] ---**
Ultrasonic Wave Ringtone!
**[20:08] ---**
Gero!
**[20:15] ---**
C-Cell Phone-type enemy alien?!
**[20:19] ---**
Th-That's your true form?
**[20:21] ---**
That's right.
**[20:22] ---**
My name is 00 Alien!
**[20:24] ---**
Now you're going to pay me
that cash on delivery!
**[20:28] ---**
Buddy!
**[20:29] ---**
Rokurouta!
**[20:30] ---**
Tch! You stay out of this!
**[20:33] ---**
Gero!
**[20:34] ---**
Manner Mode Vibration Attack!
***SIGN*** Setting: Vibration
**[20:44] ---**
Rokurouta!
**[20:45] ---**
Thanks to your cord here, you can't escape!
**[20:48] ---**
You analog nobody!
**[20:51] ---**
D-Dang it!
**[20:53] ---**
My battery is running out!
**[20:57] ---**
You're under arrest!
**[21:00] ---**
Even if there's a blackout, I can still work!
**[21:03] ---**
As long as my cord is connected!
**[21:06] ---**
Behold the force of analog!
**[21:10] ---**
Would that I could die 10,000 times...
**[21:13] ---**
A-Analog won...
**[21:18] ---**
You can say that again!
**[21:20] ---**
And so,
***SIGN*** Partners
**[21:21] ---**
thanks to the efforts of
his partner, Rokurouta,
**[21:23] ---**
the space "me me" scam artist
was brought to justice.
***SIGN*** Ticket Gate Takasaki Station
**[21:30] ---**
I shouldn't have bought
that bento in Oyama...
**[21:33] ---**
I forgot about him...
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
(Yawn...)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
(fua~~)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Keroro!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Keroro!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
On Keron, they got mad at me.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Keron ja... okorareta~
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
(Study!)
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
(Gakushuu shiro!)
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Fighting until my body dries out.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
(Woorrgh!)
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
(Uo~~)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
You liar!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Uso da!
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
I can't go back to my planet.
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
(So many fond memories...)
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
(Mina, natsukashii...)
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
I do not really care.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Betsu ni ii desuu
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Couldn't care less...
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Betsu ni ii zee~
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Yay! ♪)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Iei♪)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
We'll go back home.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
O-uchi ni kaeru
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Where?
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Doko da
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
The home we'll go back to.
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Kaeru o-uchi wa
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kekero? It's the secret base.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
(Guess so.)
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
(Ma~ na)
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I think, sir.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
omou de arimasu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
One, two!
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
See no!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Not a betrayal.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Uragiri ja naku
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
A grand operation!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
daisakusen
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
We're just lying low.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
senpukuchuu to
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
...When was it again?
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
...Itsu da kke??
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero?!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero?!
**[23:07] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:09] ---**
The inferior Pekoponians
**[23:11] ---**
have to wear clothes to
adapt to their environment.
**[23:14] ---**
On the other hand,
**[23:15] ---**
we Keronians are simple and smart.
**[23:18] ---**
And our butt lines are sexy.
**[23:21] ---**
That aside,
**[23:22] ---**
Lieutenant Garuru is here!
**[23:24] ---**
"Fuyuki: Boxers vs. Briefs, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
"Galulu: Secret Feelings, Sir?!"
**[23:31] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:33] ---**
Ge-Gero!