# E24 - Keroro: The Noble but Poor Space Detectives, Sir! / 556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PZ2J/keroro-the-noble-but-poor-space-detectives-sir--556-how-to-become-an-action-star-sir)<br>
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero! Kero! Kero!<br>**[00:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero! Kero! Kero!<br>**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forward ho! To conquer Earth!<br>**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-kero kero!<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-kero kero~!<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I leave home with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an umbrella, it never rains.<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare<br>**[00:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"<br>**[00:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"<br>**[00:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot to cook rice for the curry!<br>**[00:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Karee no raisu o takiwasure<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I pinched my pinky in the closing door.<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hopped on to find it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was going the wrong way.<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tobinottara yukisaki chigau<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The company vacation was to Keron.<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shain ryokou wa Keron<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, dinner is much cheaper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you buy it at the store!<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Gero! Gero!<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Gero! Gero!<br>**[00:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.<br>**[00:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo<br>**[00:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-gero gero!<br>**[00:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-gero gero~!<br>**[00:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I run to answer the phone,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it's a fax coming in.<br>**[00:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri<br>**[00:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today marks "the first year<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Keroro era"!<br>**[00:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"<br>**[01:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sweep the square areas circularly.<br>**[01:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake<br>**[01:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.<br>**[01:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, five minutes from the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;station was actually fifteen!<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!<br>**[01:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, soldier men,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's a job well done!<br>**[01:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!<br>**[01:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The great universe stretches out infinitely.<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From dark, deep space comes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a hero to keep the peace on Earth.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kikuraya  Byagin Exhibit
<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a fabricated peace.<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can feel...<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...dark shadows hiding in this town!<br>**[02:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And... I can hear a voice<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;calling out for justice!<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro: The Noble but Poor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Detective, Sir!<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's worth walking the extra distance.<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The fish is always cheaper here.<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, what is he doing?<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's dangerous!<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is he there?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooba Market
<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There you are!<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Why...<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...come to me?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Station Road Shopping District  Supermarket
<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me a second.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My legs are tingling.<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O...kay...<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The tingling is gone!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooba
<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You!<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes?<br>**[03:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love
<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's it mean?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love, love, love, love, love...
<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Exactly! It means not to hesitate!<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, miss, tell me your secret,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right here, right now!<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This unpredictable behavior<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and completely illogical<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;conversation remind me of...<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No doubt about it. He's an alien!<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Farewell!<br>**[03:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not getting away!<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Super-swift... machine... Kogoroader!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kogoroader
<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556 (Kogoro) jumps on his<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;super-swift machine, Kogoroader,<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and goes after Natsumi!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's gone.
<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Height limit 3.0M  Frog Optometrist
<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is he chasing me?<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whew... it's getting more comfortable,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with the temperatures cooling down.<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Noooo!<br>**[04:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That guy's...<br>**[04:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can a mere Pekoponian<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like her run so fast?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ando Otorhinologist
<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello! This is 556!<br>**[04:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lavie! Please respond!<br>**[04:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Lavie. Go ahead.<br>**[04:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The target has escaped!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's a red-haired girl! Go after her!<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roger. Leave it to Lavie.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Masaka Pawn Shop
<br>**[04:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Who the heck was that?<br>**[04:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Freeze.<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't move an inch.<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Okay...<br>**[04:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please! Stop giving me a hard time!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morinaga Toy Shop
<br>**[04:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I'm the one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who's having the hard time.<br>**[04:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C'mon... Give me a break!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Transmitter
<br>**[05:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm home...<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Sis, what's the rush?<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was chased by some weird people.<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this it?! This is her hideout?!<br>**[05:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm certain of it.<br>**[05:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's enough, you two!<br>**[05:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nothing to fear!<br>**[05:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that I am here,<br>**[05:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're out of harm's way!<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, I'll take you to a safer place!<br>**[05:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean by that?<br>**[05:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where could be safer than our own home?<br>**[05:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with all that racket?<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is there something the matter, Natsumi?<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've found them! The criminal aliens!<br>**[05:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you get away!<br>**[05:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who the heck do you think you are?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Adhesion
<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Adhesion!<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Detective!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Detective 556 (Kogoro).
<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556 (Kogoro)!<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kogoro?!<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space detective?<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did he mean by "adhesion"?<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds disgusting.<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Detective 556 can put on his Adhesion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Costume in just 0.003 nanoseconds.<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't we take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;another look at that process?<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it, that's enough!<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You sure?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was just getting to the...<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know what's going on...<br>**[06:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But one thing for sure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is that you are my enemy.<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold it right there!<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is certainly quite a big surprise, sir.<br>**[06:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who would've thought you'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brazenly walk into our hideout?<br>**[06:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're...!<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge!<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cosplay?<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556... you'll regret coming here.<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Setting off the Kululu Alter-World.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go...<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-What's going on?<br>**[07:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bro... Bro...!<br>**[07:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck is going on?<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's probably a parody of some kids' show.<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bro...!<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How sneaky of you to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;prepare a dimension like this!<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, when did he do it?<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one'll get mad at us for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting wild or blowing things up in here.<br>**[07:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now surrender to us, 556!<br>**[07:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just a moment!<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because of your height,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I look like a big bully.<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, is that so? Okay, hang on a sec.<br>**[07:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm back.<br>**[07:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have a problem now, do you?<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen, 556, or whatever your name is.<br>**[07:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This'll be your burial site.<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My words to you exactly!<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This doesn't seem like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Keroro I see every day...<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's true. Right now,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sergeant is showing<br>**[07:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a determination that we<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;normally do not see!<br>**[08:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, it seems like the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sergeant from the old days.<br>**[08:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro and Tamama's impressions<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are not entirely wrong.<br>**[08:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, the Kululu Alter-World<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;maintains a humidity of 110%,<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which triples the normal strength<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of native Keronians.<br>**[08:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you're actually serious this time.<br>**[08:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this!<br>**[08:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hell arms!<br>**[08:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Laser sword!<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, Keroro!<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lance Corporal Dororo!<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro-kun!<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a close call!<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You idiot!<br>**[08:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't need any help in this fight.<br>**[08:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll defeat him with my own hands.<br>**[09:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Keroro-kun...<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-He's so brave.<br>**[09:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I always knew my sergeant<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was awesome...<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never thought... I could be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;moved by his words like this.<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro...<br>**[09:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not just a mindless idiot<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's only good for<br>**[09:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doing household chores<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and building Gundam models.<br>**[09:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now I see... you have the passionate blood<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of a soldier flowing through your body.<br>**[09:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's time we settled this once and for all.<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. Bring it on!<br>**[09:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Die!<br>**[09:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Keroro-kun! No!<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those words and that jump...<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...have defeat written all over them.<br>**[09:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go!<br>**[09:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556... Organic!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556 Organic
<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro-kun!<br>**[10:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro!<br>**[10:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sergeant!<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Long time no see, Keroro!<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You look good, 556!<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You could have called me first.<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You haven't changed at all, man!<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're childhood friends?<br>**[10:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We played together a lot,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pretending we were heroes.<br>**[10:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So he was just playing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when he went after me<br>**[10:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and destroyed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our front door like that?<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm truly sorry that my big brother<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has caused so much trouble.<br>**[10:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, no, you don't have to apologize...<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well, this really brings back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a lot of fond memories.<br>**[10:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I grow up,<br>**[10:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm definitely gonna be a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;conqueror of other worlds.<br>**[10:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, I'll be a space policeman<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and destroy your ambitions!<br>**[10:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, let's see you try that.<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I will!<br>**[11:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you're way ahead of me...<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I kept failing the test to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;become a space policeman.<br>**[11:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I gave up and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;opened up a detective agency.<br>**[11:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And here you are,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doing great as a conqueror.<br>**[11:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, he's not doing great at all.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Not one bit.<br>**[11:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can you say that?!<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't matter whether<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're a conqueror or policeman.<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You looked really cool just now.<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-Thank you, Keroro!<br>**[11:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He really is just a mindless idiot, after all.<br>**[11:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this is how peace in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata household was turned upside down<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by Space Detective 556.<br>**[11:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he's not finished yet!<br>**[11:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Although I wish he were...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued
<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll be right back.<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Keroro's childhood friend,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Space Detective 556 (Kogoro).<br>**[12:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been a month now<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since he came to Earth.<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It says here your specialties are...<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Never holding still" and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Never giving up"... well, that's fine...<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what about this "Adhesion"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you wrote here?<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll show you!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Detective Agency  Peko Detective Agency
<br>**[12:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Adhesion!<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Detective... 556!<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're...<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556 Organic!<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooba
<br>**[12:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not only the fish,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the meat is cheap here, too.<br>**[12:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come one, come all!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ham Day
<br>**[12:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't you try<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our delicious roast ham?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ham day <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Ham loin, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; thigh meat
<br>**[12:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try our free samples.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're really good.<br>**[12:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that...?<br>**[12:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello. Um... Lavie-san, right?<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're my brother's friend's...<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this where you've been working?<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. Since then, my brother<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I have been living in Pekopon.<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's so expensive to live here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and hard to get a job.<br>**[13:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I finally found this job.<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see...<br>**[13:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh... a part-time job?<br>**[13:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It must be pretty tough for them.<br>**[13:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, complex feelings?<br>**[13:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not all aliens are useless creatures<br>**[13:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who leave the housework to the girls<br>**[13:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and spend all their time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just building Gundam models.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's mean.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Useless alien
<br>**[13:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if my brother's found a job?<br>**[13:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm home!<br>**[13:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome back, Lavie!<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today I have great news for you!<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you did get a job?<br>**[13:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look at this. Remember<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this three-shelf bookcase I found?<br>**[13:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I discovered that if I lay it sideways,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can use it as a table!<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you struck out again... today...<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bro, I was able to bring home<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some leftover ham today.<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's eat it together.<br>**[14:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome to our secret base.  Command Center this way.
<br>**[14:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This won't do.<br>**[14:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nothing over here, either.<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;None of these seem suitable at all.<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never thought we'd have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;such a hard time finding one.<br>**[14:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Keroro... Don't tell me...<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're finally getting serious<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about conquering Pekopon?<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no. I'm not conquering,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'm job-hunting.<br>**[14:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Job-hunting?!<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're trying to find a job<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for his childhood friend, 556-san.<br>**[14:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boy, it's really hard to find a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;good job on Pekopon these days.<br>**[15:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was I thinking,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting my hopes up like that...?<br>**[15:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's just a mindless idiot...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mindless idiot... mindless idiot...<br>**[15:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about this one?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;9:00 AM Saturdays on Deep  Tokyo TV's 28 affiliated stations  Jabariser
<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, I've been watching that show.<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's that new hit series, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ultra-Spirit Jabariser.*<br>**[15:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what has that got to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with anything?<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, just see for yourself.<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow. This is...<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So... your interview<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;didn't work out again today.<br>**[15:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bro...<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't look so sad.<br>**[15:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lavie has the special ability<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to read 556's expressions.<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How are we gonna<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pay this month's rent?<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That voice!<br>**[15:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you're lucky to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have a friend like me, 556.<br>**[15:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've found a job<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that suits you really well!<br>**[16:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saiei Corp. Kami-Igusa Movie Studio
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;9:00 AM Saturdays on Deep  Tokyo TV's 28 affiliated stations  Jump Shoot Reel'em In Jabariser
<br>**[16:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Over 300 actors have already auditioned.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rest area
<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't there even one who fits the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;image you have in mind, Director?<br>**[16:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I understand what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're saying, Tomitaka-kun.<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But this is the latest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;installment of a popular series.<br>**[16:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not that easy.<br>**[16:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the?<br>**[16:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I found... 10 yen!<br>**[16:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's him!<br>**[16:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The man who's perfect for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the image of the main character!<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From this day on,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you will be the Jabariser!<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Operation: Secret Impromptu Audition<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was a big success, sir.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ku ku ku ku ku...
<br>**[16:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, the audition was listed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the internet several times.<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank goodness...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so happy for you, Bro.<br>**[16:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You finally have a job now.<br>**[16:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roll cameras.<br>**[17:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take one!<br>**[17:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take one!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jabariser #1 Part B S-9 C-25 T-(1)
<br>**[17:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ready... action.<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you finally show yourself,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;undead monsters!<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How dare you? You're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just a mere human. Get him.<br>**[17:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey. What the....<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was supposed to have a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;much longer fight in this scene.<br>**[17:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that was just fine.<br>**[17:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a great ad-lib.<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He read the scene perfectly,<br>**[17:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and came up with a great fight sequence.<br>**[17:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's awesome. He's one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the most talented actors<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've seen in 10 years...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no, make that 100 years!<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;556... I must admit...<br>**[17:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...you were incredibly cool just now.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ku ku ku ku ku...
<br>**[17:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring out all the monsters<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we have. Attack all at once!<br>**[18:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Awesome...<br>**[18:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. The Ultra-Spirit Jabariser...<br>**[18:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This will be a masterpiece superhero show.<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Terrific, 556-kun!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep those ad-libs coming!<br>**[18:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But... what is this feeling?<br>**[18:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should be happy for my friend.<br>**[18:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And yet,<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's a cloud hanging over<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the way I feel inside.<br>**[18:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucky...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
<br>**[18:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is 556-san the one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting all the attention?<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't do it! Private Tamama!<br>**[18:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, come on, Mr. Sergeant.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He said ad-libs are okay, right?<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All I'm doing is helping 556-san<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with my ad-libs.<br>**[18:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's right! Ad-libs!<br>**[18:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can add more excitement to 556's action<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with some ad-libs!<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks good. This thing is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;guaranteed to be a success!<br>**[18:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-What the?<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Masked Tamama, the cousin<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Jabariser! All ready for action!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Masked Tamama
<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm...<br>**[19:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...the distant relative of Jabariser's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;twin brother, separated at birth!<br>**[19:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro Kaiser Z!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro Kaiser Z
<br>**[19:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've come to help you, 556.<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great to have you here.<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All three of us together are...<br>**[19:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...the Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser
<br>**[19:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're in trouble now.<br>**[19:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Director. Let's get outta here.<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After my brother... finally got a job...<br>**[19:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please stop it.<br>**[19:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please stop, everyone!<br>**[19:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you keep getting in the way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of my brother's job, I'll shoot!<br>**[19:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You're...?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Goddess of Venus  Justy Lavie
<br>**[20:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Goddess of Venus... Justy Lavie!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Justy Lavie <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lavie
<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's Lavie?<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. *The Goddess of Venus, Justy Lavie.*<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think this is the premiere episode today.<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And she looks great holding a gun like that.<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, youthful beauty?<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The show is creating<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;quite a buzz on the internet.<br>**[20:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure this series will be a big hit.<br>**[20:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And just as Fuyuki predicted,<br>**[20:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lavie debuted as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"the sad-eyed gunslinger girl,"<br>**[20:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and became an overnight sensation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a new female action star.<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meanwhile...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lowest low
<br>**[20:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lowest low.<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look at this, Lavie!<br>**[20:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I set up the bookcases like this,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; they can even be a bed!<br>**[20:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's great, Bro!<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm off to the filming of *Justy Lavie.*<br>**[21:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure!<br>**[21:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me walk you there myself!<br>**[21:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And thanks to Lavie's popularity,<br>**[21:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they were able to buy many more bookcases,<br>**[21:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and 556 didn't have to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;worry about money anymore.<br>**[21:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the many adventures of 556 continue.<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Although I really don't want them to!<br>**[21:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Adhere, Space Detective, 556!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be continued
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Justy Lavie "The Making of" DVD
<br>**[21:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A little known secret:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a short time after,<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kululu began selling black-market "Making of"<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; DVDs for *Goddess of Venus, Justy Lavie.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
<br>**[21:38] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Join in, everybody!<br>**[21:38] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Again!<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mou iccho!<br>**[21:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We’re not done yet!<br>**[21:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mada mada!<br>**[22:00] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We came from a faraway planet.<br>**[22:00] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita<br>**[22:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We came here to the blue Earth.<br>**[22:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita<br>**[22:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck are we even doing here?<br>**[22:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nani shi ni yatte kita?<br>**[22:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today over here, we kero-kero.<br>**[22:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero<br>**[22:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-kero!<br>**[22:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero!<br>**[22:20] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.<br>**[22:20] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asu acchi de giro-giro<br>**[22:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giro.<br>**[22:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giro.<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where will we be the day after that?<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asatte wa docchi nan da?<br>**[22:31] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Familial extinction, that girl's heart,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and summer homework.<br>**[22:31] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsuyasumi no shukudai<br>**[22:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Overcome it all by dancing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a Bon Dance.<br>**[22:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odotte norikire Bon Dansu<br>**[22:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bikinis are the best swimsuits<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a Bon Dance.<br>**[22:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu<br>**[22:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.<br>**[22:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo<br>**[23:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-kero!<br>**[23:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-kero!<br>**[23:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who do you think I am? I'm...<br>**[23:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, never mind that for now.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But let me just tell you<br>**[23:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that your future and hopes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are in my hands.<br>**[23:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A person's financial status<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;does decide his value.<br>**[23:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll teach you that.<br>**[23:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind such things!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A mysterious organization<br>**[23:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;suddenly attacks Lady Momoka<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the next episode.<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Momoka: Love, Youth and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a Hectic Getaway, Sir!"<br>**[23:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's one full episode.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I hope you'll like it.<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-Gero!<br>